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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
From the award winning morning show on America's favorite radio station,
The Ticket, The Musers the Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
So right now, we're podcasting now, not yet. I was
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We want to we want to start intentionally podcast. We're back.
I was accidental. It was a false start. Three two one.
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These say something about Mary meet the Barons on a
Long Cane, Polly. And even if you were slightly lukewarm
about Starsky and Hutch and Envy, and perhaps you even
forgot about Mystery Men and never even saw the Duplex,
then you don't want to miss the movie event of
the summer. Ben Stiller is Ben Stiller in the new
(01:20):
smash it there's something about ben Stiller. Yes, the hardest
working men with eight like features in show business is
backed with his greatest project ever. While four out of
every five movies released today stars Ben Stiller, this is
the one everybody is writing about. Just listen to what
audience are saying about Ben Steller's performance as Ben Stiller
(01:43):
in the movie There's something about Ben Stiller.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I liked it because it had plenty of scenes with
Ben Stiller Man.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
When ben Stiller was at his fiance's parents' house and
he thought he'd killed his grandma and the ferret fit
him in the crotch while he's checking his manhood in
the mirror and the toilet overflowed. We had a strip naked
and climb out on the roof and the neighbor's kid
hit him in the crotch with a frisbee, and then
the police came and fired tear gas that hit him
in the crotch. But his fiance loved him anyway. Well,
it was like every Ben Stiller movie ever, except even
(02:13):
more so.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Critics agree this is the role the Simeon manchild that
is Ben Steller was born to play. If you're a
fan of mishaps, antics and hijinks. Then run, don't walk
to see Ben Steller as Ben Steller And There's something
about Ben Steller.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I liked it when.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Ben Stiller peeled the banana with his own feet.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Don't you want to have that much flatulence? Has to
be funny.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Don't miss Ben Steller as Ben Stellar in There's Something
about Ben Steller directed by Ben Stellar, produced by Stellar Ben.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Productions, a division of Alma Nuts Enterprises.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Now Tom, you want him.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Without is? This is Bob and.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Text Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee hello, right now we're
talking to Christy Lee.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Based on the US Consumer Product Safety Commissions Data Database
Database Data DOTA.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Emergent database is a place where all the clocks are melting.
Sorry everyone, everyone has pencil, pencilton mustaches.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
For those of you who are watching the pit, they
apparently make sure that they know exactly what's going on
in emergency rooms all over the country, the old consumer products.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
I'm gonna be in Pittsburg this week and I'm gonna
see if that show is true. I'm going to wind
up in that e er. See what happens.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Defector has compiled a list of items that were stuck
in people in very various orifices.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh, all right, there we go. Would you want to do?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You want to like, name the object and we have
to figure out the orifice.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Well, I have I can't, I mean I can't. I
have a list of them by office or by I
have a list of objects, but I don't know where
they go and what. Okay, but I do have I
have my own list.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Let's start with butts.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Okay, if we start with butts, then to go over
to here.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's pretty presumptuous.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Do you want to guess or do you want to No?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, you can reach action.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Figures, action figures stuck in the butt, that's right, and
an action figure figurehead.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I want I want specific action. I want to know
he does which one fruits and vegetables.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
That's not on here. I have a toilet.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Brush, a handle or brush, just.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
This toilet brush. I don't know which.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
End with the brush you're serious?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, but I would think you could get that out.
Well yeah, with the handle, sure, Oh these are stuck.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
These are stucked. Well, maybe the vacuum would too much.
Did you go in the bullet out plastic toy fish?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Huh? Like one of those singing ones that you put
on the wall, or just a regular yeah billy, but
oh billy as very good. I chose to grows more gentlemanly.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, that's what the emergency room visit. This was
said by a patient. I was sent in by my
wife for a possible sixteen ounce glass bottle in rectum.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh boy, man, you gotta be careful that bottle.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I mean, I love Mexican coke, but not that much.
Piece of a lamp, A piece of a lamp.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, take another piece of my lamp. Oh man, you
hope it wasn't the bulb.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Well, no, if it was a little string and then
you pulled it and then it turned the light on
on the guy.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
What about a ratchet wrench?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I tried that, now.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Would you metric.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Patient entered the ear complaining of rectal pain, admitted to
inserting sex toys six months prior.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's right, I admit it. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Do you think it'd been up there for six months?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah? Well the batteries ran, Now that I wouldn't I
kill How would you?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Things pass by? I don't know how did they crem
I don't in the rectum. You're right, I think things
would just pass by. It's like it's like a highway
and you have a bypass, right, somebody just does that automatic,
so he's down to one lane if you right?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, boy, that's something. Isn't that something?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Patient said vibrator egg and not sure if it was
passed in stool.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I don't know if I wrapped this thing out, doc
or not. You need to look up there and go see.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Please, you take it all. This is your fourth visit
here this week. I don't think you're hearing this. You're
not here of the procedure.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
What about a vegetable peeler.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
That's handle for sure? That could that's gonna hurt. It's
got to be handled.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
A fish sized water balloon.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well, hang on a second one. What orifice we're talking around?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
So is the water still in it?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Says water balloon. I would assume the water would be
in it.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
That can't be easy to cram into your butt a
water burst.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Take a look at the or.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I wonder if you probably have to use a plunging
device like you're loading a revolutionary warrior a gun.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Like a tamper. A tamper must for a blunderbuss.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
These are all still in the rectum. A fishing pole, Oh.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
No, it's gotta be like a pocket fisher, spinning reel
or bacon.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Trouble.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Look, a crochet needle.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Oh, that one at least kind of makes sense because
it's the right shape.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's conical. I mean, this is all no, No, I
know what you mean.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, you know though, and it makes sense after
what we've already heard.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yes, ice cream cone?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
What that would I'd go waffle cone because it tapers.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, that's probably one of those. Uh, wouldn't they get
crostic ice cream cones? I can't imagine it's plastic.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Oh you mean like a kid, Yeah, because it would
just melting.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Wouldn't it ice cream in it?
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
That would be.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
That would be quite a feeling. Hey wait a minute's neopollen?
Don't put it in strawberry first?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh, did you use the chocolate dips waffle cone? No?
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Two poker chips because of a bet.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Oh hey, check this out all in Yeah, I won't
don't splash the pope that the guy that made that
bet is the guy that in the at the end
of the joke that goes, if you can't find me,
I'll be hiding behind the con you wanted it.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
This is a good one. Patient came in saying he
was playing with the container of athletes foot spray and
accidentally it ended up in his wreck.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
That's so funny, and it ended up my.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Even saying that, Well, I see the problem here, sir,
you've got champion. Here.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Here's another one. Patient said he had a few beers
placed a long wax candle into his rectum, lost balance,
fell onto a couch and lost hold of the candle.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Don't you just light it and wait balance?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Isn't there something called candling tom for your ear or something.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
That helps, like, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
That doesn't sound Apparently that takes away the good ear wax.
You got ear wax in there that you need for equilibrium?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Okay, one more billiard ball?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Whoa what what number? Rectum number? Okay, you don't want
to go you don't want to go with the eighth.
I don't think you heard my question correctly.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
You might not think it's night number. Was anybody who
seeing the queue ball wracked? I've got it. Well, you
assume you're breaking. It's a scratch, not breaking, really more tearing.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Well, the ball got stuck and he couldn't get it
out of here to put four more quarters in just
to get the ball. Talk about eight ball center pocket. Huh,
that's right, and you gotta call it. Yeah, you gotta
call it, or it's eight ball corner pocket. Wait a second.
You know we forgot to do what well, we forgot
to do today in history.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Again, I'm not done with things stuck in places.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Tough.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Well, we're going to come back to things stuck in
places because it's time now to chick in with the ace.
Cosby aces back into ace. I know you're not in
full voice, shit, but let's give it a shot.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Here you go, he is with his joke the day,
Hey Willy traveling a lot? What state is known for
their tiny soft drinks? Oh? Man, what state would be
known for their tiny soft drinks? I can't think.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I know that?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Why do I hear laughing? Yeah? More than a couple.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
You didn't like the minisoda, so when I first heard it,
sixty seven livery, we have more things.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
This is strictly Are we strictly stuck in the rectum?
Or we move down?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
We're done with the rectum. This is the US Consumer
Product Safety Commissions Database of emergency room visits. They've compiled
these things that were stuck in orphice.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Once you've talked to rectums. Knows asn't as interesting there
were going and we take it back. Yeah, I forgot
about that.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Of course you did. Okay.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Woman came said, you know what, we need a drum
roll for this.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
This is exciting.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
She was holding a pen near her vagina when the
cap dislodged and stuck inside.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Is that what happened?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Yeah, that's what she said.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Here's I wasn't jamming it in there, right, it just
went in.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Other things found inside a woman? Two pencil sharpeners.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
What the crank pencil sharpeners?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
What?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Probably that It can't be the ones you fixed to
the wall. That'd be honey, we money come out here
and crank this for me. Do you think rather not? Linda?
Remember you can't tell you mom?
Speaker 9 (12:42):
And a drinking cups opposed to an athletic cup.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Was it like one of the souvenir cups that you
get at the movies.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Is it like one of those that expands and goes
it down like this.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
The dune cup with the big worm coming out of
Think like a red red solo golf.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
If you get a masturbab was something it should be
solow a golf ball, a golf ball.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Than a billiard ball. I'll tell you that I didn't
play with the titleist today hitting from the ladies. There
was a joke there.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
That I was getting the letters.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
After that, a woman came in instead of a flashlight
was placed in her vagina by a patient at home.
Oh wait a minute, flash light was placed in the
vagina by patient while she was at home and had
no intention of it becoming stuck.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Well not usually in England they called that a vagina torch.
Absolutely different words.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
How many these things I don't get? But a drumstick, well,
what are we talking about?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Probably not the food kind, probably the kind you played
drums with, either a.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Turkey leg, an ice cream cone or a.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
What's a drumstick gonna do? It's like the size of.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
A I thought drumsticks are actually huge when you look
at that, really girthy, really nice?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Is really big?
Speaker 7 (14:09):
A nail polished bottle, A camera lens cap, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, I love the lens on the camera lens cap.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Soap is popular uncented soap bar perfumed soap bar, soap dispenser.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, if he has a sting of soap gets in there.
If you have a lesion, no, if.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I just assume it's up there, go ahead of.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Hmm. A pancake turner.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
And somehow a woman lost a screw and a coin
in her vagina. I don't know how that is.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
What she's using it as a junk drawer, Philip, soap
a flat that's always the way, you know, I can
always find the one.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You don't need this.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Man, all right, I'm gonna make you squirm now because
this is gonna go inside your peen.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Oh oh, what is this called? Josh sounding stuff? Up there?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Cell phone charger and fourteen inch cord?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Oh huh yeah, I can't even put a lace through
a pair of sweatpants.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Hello, four how long?
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Fourteen inch cord? Is what it says here.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Court?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
What's the cord is in? I can see it going
easily done. It's just really the charger.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Well, how would you move it down into I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I guess this is awful.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Cord is a popular one. We have a USB cord,
we have the cell phone charger cord. We also have
this is the quote ceiling fan chain in his penis
holes states. It has been there since his shower at
nine last night.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Shower. What I like to do, I call it. I
call it the super shower.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
And I get in there, I get the change from
a ceiling fan.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Boy. You might think this is weird. No, no, no,
he had to. He had to.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
He had to climb up on a ladder. Yeah, remove
the fan and remove the change.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
And for some reason, as he's doing this, I see
him whistling. Yeah. Yeah, sure, I thought. I thought, pull
it once. It goes real fast. Yea twice, it goes
twice fast. That's the archy, car archy. Beat me up.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
And the whole of your penis.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, that's old school. I have a penis push button. Yeah,
but chick's got it remote in his phone. Oh yeah,
you'll get it. Get it. Shut my phone in there,
Thank you, Christy. Okay, what's happening?
Speaker 7 (16:57):
And authorities in California are investigating ports of birds mysteriously
quote unquote exploding?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Are Is it because of Randy Johnson throwing pitches?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
If you haven't seen that, do yourself a favor, spend
some time. It's an amazing video.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
According to ABC News, residents of the Richmond neighborhood claim
they have found multiple dead birds in the area. The
California Department of Fish and Wildlife's Wildlife Health Lab said
the birds injuries were consistent with trauma from a pellet gun,
BB gun or a sling shot.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Oh somebody is out there, just kids.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
It was initially believed the birds were being electrocuted on
power lines.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
They have sling shots that can cause some damage.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
They shoot these ball that's crazy serious.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Hell yeah, they're deadly, really good. I think the suspect.
The way to find this find someone who spent a
lot of money at a car wash on a consistent basis.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh yeah, they have motive. Yeah yeah, yeah, done, got
them right here. As I understand that, it's not the
bird's fault. They can't control their bowels if they.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Just go Where was the last time he tried to
train a bird?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Had interesting?
Speaker 9 (18:18):
You know?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Those performances are bells. Those performance are guys that are
living statues.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yes, oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
How hard do they commit to the bit? If a
pigeons on them? Oh do they will? They falter or crown?
Speaker 8 (18:33):
If you were to just sit next to one of
those guys, would they ever leave? Do they ever have
to pack up? Do they wait till no one's on
the corner and then they can go hide? Take the
makeup off. I've never seen one transition. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, I get those really creep me out.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
I I'm not surprised.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I'm not surprised by that.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Yeah, the silver guy that, yeah, yeah, they can't break,
they can't gold guy. I think, do you think it's
a rookie mistake to be a standing stand or eventually
some old timer who does it, who's done it for
twenty years? Ages, Hey, you really want to find a bench?
Get your knees in here.
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From the award winning morning show on America's favorite radio station,
The Ticket, The Musers the Podcast.
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So right now, we're podcasting now, not yet. I was
accidentally podcast We were for a second, but we're not well.
We want to we want to start intentionally podcast. We're back.
I was accidental. It was a false start. Three two one.
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Every Wednesday, Junior Miller, George Dunham at Gordon Keith drop
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These say something about Mary meet the Barons on a
Long Cane, Polly. And even if you were slightly lukewarm
about Starsky and Hutch and Envy, and perhaps you even
forgot about Mystery Men and never even saw the Duplex,
then you don't want to miss the movie event of
the summer. Ben Stiller is Ben Stiller in the new
(01:20):
smash it there's something about ben Stiller. Yes, the hardest
working men with eight like features in show business is
backed with his greatest project ever. While four out of
every five movies released today stars Ben Stiller, this is
the one everybody is writing about. Just listen to what
audience are saying about Ben Steller's performance as Ben Stiller
(01:43):
in the movie There's something about Ben Stiller.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I liked it because it had plenty of scenes with
Ben Stiller Man.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
When ben Stiller was at his fiance's parents' house and
he thought he'd killed his grandma and the ferret fit
him in the crotch while he's checking his manhood in
the mirror and the toilet overflowed. We had a strip naked
and climb out on the roof and the neighbor's kid
hit him in the crotch with a frisbee, and then
the police came and fired tear gas that hit him
in the crotch. But his fiance loved him anyway. Well,
it was like every Ben Stiller movie ever, except even
(02:13):
more so.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Critics agree this is the role the Simeon manchild that
is Ben Steller was born to play. If you're a
fan of mishaps, antics and hijinks. Then run, don't walk
to see Ben Steller as Ben Steller And There's something
about Ben Steller.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I liked it when.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Ben Stiller peeled the banana with his own feet.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Don't you want to have that much flatulence? Has to
be funny.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Don't miss Ben Steller as Ben Stellar in There's Something
about Ben Steller directed by Ben Stellar, produced by Stellar Ben.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Productions, a division of Alma Nuts Enterprises.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Now Tom, you want him.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Without is? This is Bob and.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Text Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee hello, right now we're
talking to Christy Lee.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Based on the US Consumer Product Safety Commissions Data Database
Database Data DOTA.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Emergent database is a place where all the clocks are melting.
Sorry everyone, everyone has pencil, pencilton mustaches.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
For those of you who are watching the pit, they
apparently make sure that they know exactly what's going on
in emergency rooms all over the country, the old consumer products.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
I'm gonna be in Pittsburg this week and I'm gonna
see if that show is true. I'm going to wind
up in that e er. See what happens.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Defector has compiled a list of items that were stuck
in people in very various orifices.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh, all right, there we go. Would you want to do?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You want to like, name the object and we have
to figure out the orifice.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Well, I have I can't, I mean I can't. I
have a list of them by office or by I
have a list of objects, but I don't know where
they go and what. Okay, but I do have I
have my own list.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Let's start with butts.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Okay, if we start with butts, then to go over
to here.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's pretty presumptuous.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Do you want to guess or do you want to No?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, you can reach action.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Figures, action figures stuck in the butt, that's right, and
an action figure figurehead.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I want I want specific action. I want to know
he does which one fruits and vegetables.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
That's not on here. I have a toilet.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Brush, a handle or brush, just.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
This toilet brush. I don't know which.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
End with the brush you're serious?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, but I would think you could get that out.
Well yeah, with the handle, sure, Oh these are stuck.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
These are stucked. Well, maybe the vacuum would too much.
Did you go in the bullet out plastic toy fish?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Huh? Like one of those singing ones that you put
on the wall, or just a regular yeah billy, but
oh billy as very good. I chose to grows more gentlemanly.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, that's what the emergency room visit. This was
said by a patient. I was sent in by my
wife for a possible sixteen ounce glass bottle in rectum.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh boy, man, you gotta be careful that bottle.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I mean, I love Mexican coke, but not that much.
Piece of a lamp, A piece of a lamp.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, take another piece of my lamp. Oh man, you
hope it wasn't the bulb.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Well, no, if it was a little string and then
you pulled it and then it turned the light on
on the guy.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
What about a ratchet wrench?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I tried that, now.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Would you metric.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Patient entered the ear complaining of rectal pain, admitted to
inserting sex toys six months prior.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's right, I admit it. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Do you think it'd been up there for six months?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah? Well the batteries ran, Now that I wouldn't I
kill How would you?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Things pass by? I don't know how did they crem
I don't in the rectum. You're right, I think things
would just pass by. It's like it's like a highway
and you have a bypass, right, somebody just does that automatic,
so he's down to one lane if you right?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, boy, that's something. Isn't that something?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Patient said vibrator egg and not sure if it was
passed in stool.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I don't know if I wrapped this thing out, doc
or not. You need to look up there and go see.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Please, you take it all. This is your fourth visit
here this week. I don't think you're hearing this. You're
not here of the procedure.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
What about a vegetable peeler.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
That's handle for sure? That could that's gonna hurt. It's
got to be handled.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
A fish sized water balloon.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well, hang on a second one. What orifice we're talking around?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
So is the water still in it?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Says water balloon. I would assume the water would be
in it.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
That can't be easy to cram into your butt a
water burst.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Take a look at the or.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I wonder if you probably have to use a plunging
device like you're loading a revolutionary warrior a gun.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Like a tamper. A tamper must for a blunderbuss.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
These are all still in the rectum. A fishing pole, Oh.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
No, it's gotta be like a pocket fisher, spinning reel
or bacon.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Trouble.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Look, a crochet needle.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Oh, that one at least kind of makes sense because
it's the right shape.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's conical. I mean, this is all no, No, I
know what you mean.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, you know though, and it makes sense after
what we've already heard.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yes, ice cream cone?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
What that would I'd go waffle cone because it tapers.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, that's probably one of those. Uh, wouldn't they get
crostic ice cream cones? I can't imagine it's plastic.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Oh you mean like a kid, Yeah, because it would
just melting.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Wouldn't it ice cream in it?
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
That would be.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
That would be quite a feeling. Hey wait a minute's neopollen?
Don't put it in strawberry first?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh, did you use the chocolate dips waffle cone? No?
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Two poker chips because of a bet.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Oh hey, check this out all in Yeah, I won't
don't splash the pope that the guy that made that
bet is the guy that in the at the end
of the joke that goes, if you can't find me,
I'll be hiding behind the con you wanted it.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
This is a good one. Patient came in saying he
was playing with the container of athletes foot spray and
accidentally it ended up in his wreck.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
That's so funny, and it ended up my.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Even saying that, Well, I see the problem here, sir,
you've got champion. Here.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Here's another one. Patient said he had a few beers
placed a long wax candle into his rectum, lost balance,
fell onto a couch and lost hold of the candle.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Don't you just light it and wait balance?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Isn't there something called candling tom for your ear or something.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
That helps, like, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
That doesn't sound Apparently that takes away the good ear wax.
You got ear wax in there that you need for equilibrium?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Okay, one more billiard ball?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Whoa what what number? Rectum number? Okay, you don't want
to go you don't want to go with the eighth.
I don't think you heard my question correctly.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
You might not think it's night number. Was anybody who
seeing the queue ball wracked? I've got it. Well, you
assume you're breaking. It's a scratch, not breaking, really more tearing.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Well, the ball got stuck and he couldn't get it
out of here to put four more quarters in just
to get the ball. Talk about eight ball center pocket. Huh,
that's right, and you gotta call it. Yeah, you gotta
call it, or it's eight ball corner pocket. Wait a second.
You know we forgot to do what well, we forgot
to do today in history.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Again, I'm not done with things stuck in places.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Tough.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Well, we're going to come back to things stuck in
places because it's time now to chick in with the ace.
Cosby aces back into ace. I know you're not in
full voice, shit, but let's give it a shot.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Here you go, he is with his joke the day,
Hey Willy traveling a lot? What state is known for
their tiny soft drinks? Oh? Man, what state would be
known for their tiny soft drinks? I can't think.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I know that?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Why do I hear laughing? Yeah? More than a couple.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
You didn't like the minisoda, so when I first heard it,
sixty seven livery, we have more things.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
This is strictly Are we strictly stuck in the rectum?
Or we move down?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
We're done with the rectum. This is the US Consumer
Product Safety Commissions Database of emergency room visits. They've compiled
these things that were stuck in orphice.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Once you've talked to rectums. Knows asn't as interesting there
were going and we take it back. Yeah, I forgot
about that.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Of course you did. Okay.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Woman came said, you know what, we need a drum
roll for this.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
This is exciting.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
She was holding a pen near her vagina when the
cap dislodged and stuck inside.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Is that what happened?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Yeah, that's what she said.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Here's I wasn't jamming it in there, right, it just
went in.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Other things found inside a woman? Two pencil sharpeners.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
What the crank pencil sharpeners?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
What?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Probably that It can't be the ones you fixed to
the wall. That'd be honey, we money come out here
and crank this for me. Do you think rather not? Linda?
Remember you can't tell you mom?
Speaker 9 (12:42):
And a drinking cups opposed to an athletic cup.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Was it like one of the souvenir cups that you
get at the movies.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Is it like one of those that expands and goes
it down like this.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
The dune cup with the big worm coming out of
Think like a red red solo golf.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
If you get a masturbab was something it should be
solow a golf ball, a golf ball.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Than a billiard ball. I'll tell you that I didn't
play with the titleist today hitting from the ladies. There
was a joke there.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
That I was getting the letters.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
After that, a woman came in instead of a flashlight
was placed in her vagina by a patient at home.
Oh wait a minute, flash light was placed in the
vagina by patient while she was at home and had
no intention of it becoming stuck.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Well not usually in England they called that a vagina torch.
Absolutely different words.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
How many these things I don't get? But a drumstick, well,
what are we talking about?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Probably not the food kind, probably the kind you played
drums with, either a.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Turkey leg, an ice cream cone or a.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
What's a drumstick gonna do? It's like the size of.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
A I thought drumsticks are actually huge when you look
at that, really girthy, really nice?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Is really big?
Speaker 7 (14:09):
A nail polished bottle, A camera lens cap, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, I love the lens on the camera lens cap.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Soap is popular uncented soap bar perfumed soap bar, soap dispenser.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, if he has a sting of soap gets in there.
If you have a lesion, no, if.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I just assume it's up there, go ahead of.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Hmm. A pancake turner.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
And somehow a woman lost a screw and a coin
in her vagina. I don't know how that is.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
What she's using it as a junk drawer, Philip, soap
a flat that's always the way, you know, I can
always find the one.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You don't need this.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Man, all right, I'm gonna make you squirm now because
this is gonna go inside your peen.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Oh oh, what is this called? Josh sounding stuff? Up there?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Cell phone charger and fourteen inch cord?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Oh huh yeah, I can't even put a lace through
a pair of sweatpants.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Hello, four how long?
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Fourteen inch cord? Is what it says here.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Court?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
What's the cord is in? I can see it going
easily done. It's just really the charger.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Well, how would you move it down into I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I guess this is awful.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Cord is a popular one. We have a USB cord,
we have the cell phone charger cord. We also have
this is the quote ceiling fan chain in his penis
holes states. It has been there since his shower at
nine last night.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Shower. What I like to do, I call it. I
call it the super shower.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
And I get in there, I get the change from
a ceiling fan.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Boy. You might think this is weird. No, no, no,
he had to. He had to.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
He had to climb up on a ladder. Yeah, remove
the fan and remove the change.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
And for some reason, as he's doing this, I see
him whistling. Yeah. Yeah, sure, I thought. I thought, pull
it once. It goes real fast. Yea twice, it goes
twice fast. That's the archy, car archy. Beat me up.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
And the whole of your penis.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, that's old school. I have a penis push button. Yeah,
but chick's got it remote in his phone. Oh yeah,
you'll get it. Get it. Shut my phone in there,
Thank you, Christy. Okay, what's happening?
Speaker 7 (16:57):
And authorities in California are investigating ports of birds mysteriously
quote unquote exploding?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Are Is it because of Randy Johnson throwing pitches?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
If you haven't seen that, do yourself a favor, spend
some time. It's an amazing video.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
According to ABC News, residents of the Richmond neighborhood claim
they have found multiple dead birds in the area. The
California Department of Fish and Wildlife's Wildlife Health Lab said
the birds injuries were consistent with trauma from a pellet gun,
BB gun or a sling shot.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Oh somebody is out there, just kids.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
It was initially believed the birds were being electrocuted on
power lines.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
They have sling shots that can cause some damage.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
They shoot these ball that's crazy serious.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Hell yeah, they're deadly, really good. I think the suspect.
The way to find this find someone who spent a
lot of money at a car wash on a consistent basis.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh yeah, they have motive. Yeah yeah, yeah, done, got
them right here. As I understand that, it's not the
bird's fault. They can't control their bowels if they.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Just go Where was the last time he tried to
train a bird?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Had interesting?
Speaker 9 (18:18):
You know?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Those performances are bells. Those performance are guys that are
living statues.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yes, oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
How hard do they commit to the bit? If a
pigeons on them? Oh do they will? They falter or crown?
Speaker 8 (18:33):
If you were to just sit next to one of
those guys, would they ever leave? Do they ever have
to pack up? Do they wait till no one's on
the corner and then they can go hide? Take the
makeup off. I've never seen one transition. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, I get those really creep me out.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
I I'm not surprised.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I'm not surprised by that.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Yeah, the silver guy that, yeah, yeah, they can't break,
they can't gold guy. I think, do you think it's
a rookie mistake to be a standing stand or eventually
some old timer who does it, who's done it for
twenty years? Ages, Hey, you really want to find a bench?
Get your knees in here.
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Speaker 2 (19:21):
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Speaker 3 (19:23):
Why because you're not playing.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Me with rapid fire takes and.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
A lot to get to you, And I'm not sure
you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even
care if you like all of it or not. I
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of it, Get up in here. He's the spitfire of
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