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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is The Bob and Tom Show live every
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Weekend Breakfast plus Joshua's Baddest Thing. It's coming up in
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I know it's hard to see the silver lining right now, Jim,
but I promise you it really is for the best.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Thanks for letting me stay here till I find a
new place.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Divorce is tough, but don't worry. I'll take care of you.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Buddy.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Have you eaten today?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm not really hungry here. Let me make you something
I still can't believe after twenty years, my marriage is over. Cereal.
It's four in the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
This is all I a after Janet and I broke up.
It got me through some really tough times. Just try
a bite. Whoa ough.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
I was not expecting that taste.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What those, Jim are alamonios from the makers of child
support checks and Living the single life. Cereal comes Alamonios.
It's the cereal taking the newly single world by storm.
Alimony what alamonios Ooh, well, it tastes horrible. That's the
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flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you'll get used
to the taste. But that won't make it any easier
to swallow. Alimonios comes in three fun shapes, futon couch,
half a house, and two thirds.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Of a paycheck. These are all just squares a Jim,
use your imagination. Ahugh, it tastes awful, but for some
reason I can't stop eating them.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's because alimonios is the only cereal on the market
guaranteed to leave you feeling drained and empty inside. What
you'll be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, trying
to fill that void. It's the first cereal developed by
depressed adults for depressed adults.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Hey, have my kids this weekend? Do you think they'll
like them?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, they sure won't. And it's not their faults, Remember, Jim,
none of this is their fault. What are your family
counselor'll just stick to the script.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Alimonios are packed full of fiber, which makes losing half
your crap that much easier.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Are you very expensive?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
They are. Alimonios are so expensive you'll probably find yourself
in the poorhouse in the next month or two.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
He's with half of all marriages ending in divorce, You
guys must be making a fortune.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Actually, Jim, we haven't made a cent. The only people
making money on alimonios are all those lawyers.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Okay, I'm sold.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Where can I get a box of these things?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Alimonios are available at all local convenience stores. So throw
on some sweatpants and grab yourself a big box of alemonios.
The cereals so good you'll want the entire bowl, but
you'll be lucky to get even half.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Now that your devorce is complete, water you gonna eat?
You need a bowl of alimonios. If you white split
and your nice trenches.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
That's when you need some palimoni.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up
for work. Here's more Bob and Tom extra, Hello Tom.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
How are you good? Doing great?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Did you have a nice weekend breakfast? Don't you love
a Saturday breakfast or a Sunday breakfast?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, that's always fun. What did you have? I had
yesterday one of my favorite breakfasts. It's a corn beef
and hash with two over easy eggs on it. Did
you make it yourself or was this a restaurant? This
is a restaurant who has really mastered that recipe. Man,
oh man, I know I've enjoyed it with Pat Godwin
before and very nice.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, it's quite a treat. And I had some wheat
toast with it. I love a wheat toast.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Yeah, soak up your eggs.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
But you're a culinary uh expert in a way.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I saw a video. Oftentimes, you'll see these videos on
social media, and they're always espousing whether something is healthy
or not. Sometimes it seems silly. This guy is saying
that butter is quite good for you because it contained
something called like joy buttn or butterine or something. He
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was like, that's where the name comes from, and it's
actually very good for your Have you heard anything about that?
I have?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I have I heard?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Could you follow up on that?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I have?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (05:37):
For brain health and for happiness? As Tom said, yeah, uh,
A high fat diet is good for you as long
as it's not paired with a high carb, high high
sugar diet.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
All right, so butter on. You know, if you butter
your toast, but you're.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
Gonna be okay, Yeah, they're gonna be all right.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Well, won't you be a fatty?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Is there a chance of getting fatty?
Speaker 8 (06:00):
I think that the fat issue lies more in sugar
and carbonate.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Okay, good to know there are.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But it's different for all of us.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Right, it's real.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Butter is a true treat, Oh my gosh. And it
doesn't feel sometimes like when you eat margarine. It can
taste fake, it can feel fake when you put butter
in your body. It doesn't feel that country crock that
stuff it.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Man, we did too, and I couldn't eat country crock
right now.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Same, I can't. I just can't.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, that one. I can't believe it's not butter. I can't.
When you were I had the crazy ant that you'd
open up the refrigerator and there would be twelve recycled
instead of going and buying tupperware. Yeah, yeah, you would
recycle the margarines. Then you'd have to peek into each
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one and say, okay, those are the peas. So she
didn't sharpie or mark.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Well.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Eventually, after a lot of complaining, then she got out
the masking tape. Yeah, and then she would carefully print
was this the.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I love I love how that's his crazy and that's
just our normal lives. That's how we grew up on
all three of us.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yes, I loved it. Why do we have some cool
whip here, Stu?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
No, but that's the problem. Why do we have why
do we have? Cool whip?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh corn?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, I was happy to find the stew whip
sounds pretty good. Cool whip goes with any hank.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Maybe we'll put that to the test one morning.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
It is delightful.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Put it on a hamburger.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yes, why not like sweet sour cream?
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Do you ever just eat a cool whip right out
of them? Of course?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Of course. Yes, those days are over for me. But yes, yeah,
my body doesn't like any of that stuff anymore.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
I I mean, did you tell joshure pumpkin pie hack?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
When the cool whip is low? So I'm gonna say
half or less.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Sometimes a little more than hovering near fifty.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And then I will follow this story up with one
of the fatter things. I will just take the slice
of pumpkin pie and drop it into the cool Yeah,
one of the fattest things. This because I because it
made me so disappointed, And that wasn't the fattest way
you just but this this is when I went, oh,
I'm a fatty, fat, fat, fat fat. Because I was
so disappointed and mad. I really wanted cool whip with something.
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I bought some took it home and I didn't realize
it had the fall.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Yeah, so I.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Couldn't just enjoy enjoy the cool rip right away, So
I I pouted.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What you do?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Toss the microwave?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I used to eat it frozen out of our research.
Oh yeah, but I wanted the light airy.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Can you microwave it and bring it back to life?
But I mean quickly it'll work?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah, what do you think the milk? I don't know animal.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I was so upset, logic didn't even.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I guess we have to play the theme song.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Then it's all so bad.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's all so bad sadness.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I am.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Off put the salami the band stick? Did you did
you hear Tom's fake sadness? Well, I guess we'll play
the theme Yeah, he.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Didn't want I haven't played it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I haven't played it this Year's still the likes.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
It does seem like a while I.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Love you hear something new every time. It's the randomness
of the lyrics in in in its own way, extraordinarily poetic.
There's not a there's not a linear starts here, there's
no middle. It's just random. It's really nice. You see
me with a Let's let's give it a list we
can listen more.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Oh my, it's so bad. I'm so so mad sadness.
I am. Nobody's better than me. Nobody's better than me. Ah,
I do jer jerking the panties off and put the
salami on me with the bread stick.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
He repeats pegny free times three times. Now the salami
putting the salami on? Is that the nickname of the
breadstick pegging device?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
If I remember correctly, there was you were also you
mentioned something about whores or something, so then of course
you I would ask the whore to take your panties off,
but put on in his place, because I'm fat and
like whores.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You've so I get a writing credit.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You simply don't treat me like I'm a human being.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
So sorry, well, at least you're sorry.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
A Vietnamese artist has broken the Guinness World Record for
the longest fingernails on a pair of hands by a male.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
A guy. Oh, it just shows mental illness goes. It
doesn't care about your gender.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
Mister lu Kong Win or win. I think because there
was a linebacker in the NFL deat Win.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
He spelt it like that.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Achieved the record title with the combined length of nineteen
feet six inches for his fingernails. Yeah, he stopped cutting
his nails thirty four years ago, a creep the longest
fingernails on his left thumb, which measures four feet two
inches long. He said his wife is a major support, saying,
(11:46):
this is my choice. I choose to keep them.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
She helps me a lot, hef ass wiper.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Yeah. Without someone as supporting as my wife wiping my
I mean helping me, I could never maintain this them
them this. Well, she's an absolute truth.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
That's before the accident.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
She helps me with everything.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh what was the accident?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
She died following third base.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
They said they'd never seen anything like it. Her insides
were just ribbons.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Little little fingerman got out of control.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, he's a disgusting man.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, you have to love someone like that.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Nails so long, he can't even hitchhike because he can't
raise his thumb up straight.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
It's so gross.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Look at that free Well why would you do it?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Why?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Because?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Man?
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Look at look at where he's living like, it's not
like you could go in that hut and watch TV.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Why not grow thirty ft?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
How do you do anything?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Nice?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Ter got a roof.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Because he has his fingernails hanging down, and they curl up,
they curl away like snakes. He probably has to eat it.
I think his nails probably always have to be downs
a weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
He looked like mouldy, curly hard they any give all?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
The girl asked that question, and stay hard. He was
discovered on America's got talent, America's gone. There's the Vietnamese versus,
which nobody wants.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I like his pith helmet.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Did I wonder if you had I wonder if you
had a pith night.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
What's a pith night?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Oh, it'll cut the pith off and tell you that.
What do you think the climate is for.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
Roofers where he lives, to door going, hey, can we
reroof your house for you? We got all these we
got all these terra cons.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You get those in your mailbox all the time?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Yeah? I bet they do? You think over there?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Maybe not? Okay? Good well? Congratulations and that gradually that
particularly grosses you out. Long fingernails. Yeah, Why do we
do the story?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's important to underscore the stupidity of many people in
our world.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Why would that man choose to do that?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
He wants to be famous.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
That's a mental problem.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, especially in.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
The beginning like that, like after the first year where
they're just ten inches long. You gotta explain it.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Thirty four years sick after the first ten years.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, Well, we have another story involving fingernails in the news.
As we segue, you have to solves all those off,
wouldn't you like a dram Yeah? I would think if
you tried to rip them off and take your whole
fingernail off.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
That makes my stomach kurt.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, we do have fingernails in the news and at
the Silent Insurance News DESTI miss so hooker, what have
you got?
Speaker 8 (14:48):
Some Chinese people are reportedly selling their fingernails for use
in traditional medicine.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I'm sorry, this is just gross.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
According to the South China Morning Post, Chi, human fingernails
are believed to buy some to be effective in clearing
heat and toxic elements from a person's system, and also
to help healing wound.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Now I have a question, can you if you chew
your own does that county?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Wouldn't this be the.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
That would be?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Or does that have to be somebody else's nails?
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Well, she's selling them?
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
The woman from China's hey Bae province said.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Love Heybebe.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Said that she has been collecting her fingernail clipping since
childhood to sell for as little as nine dollars per.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Pound of them.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
A pound?
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Wow, how many nails?
Speaker 8 (15:47):
I don't know, that's what do you have to I
can't stand the sound of someone clipping their fingernails.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Like that is what about toenails? That's okay?
Speaker 8 (15:59):
No they if you live with me, you have to
go outside to click?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
How mad would you be? You're sitting you hear the
sound of fingernails being clipped?
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Office?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
And well, at least I do it my own at home.
You know what, though, it's not fair at home. I
do it outside.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You do?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
See? Yeah, and here I have the somebody who vacuum.
Someone else does it in their office as well. Tom
does it right here in front of us. And the
day home, the day I'm hit.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
With one of them, I do it under the waste basket.
I do it on the porch. You can't control where
your clip nails. Gonna guess I'm I have a delicate touch.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
You most often do it during sports. I'll try to
be painting a humorous word picture and I'll here click
click click, No, no, I'm paying attention.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Click.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
But this is ancient Chinese medicine, that's what they say. Yes,
of course, you know the ancient Chinese, of course, living
to the the long long years of twenty eight.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Snails were being prescribed by traditional Chinese medicine doctors at
hospitals in as late as the nineteen sixties hospitals.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
Hospitals.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Well, this is better than killing rhinos and grinding it
up for your that's.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
True for sure. Yeah, shark fins and yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Well rhino horn, that is true.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Josh. If you, let's just say, back in the in
the free and easy days of young Josh Arnold, if
you were to return to a woman's house, yes, or apartment,
and she pointed out when you first got there, well,
by the way, that's a jar of my fingernails. I've
been saving them for six years. Would that affect anything
at all?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Maybe? I mean I would have questions and I would
ask them.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I will I think what Tom's asking. Would you still
close the deal?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
It depends on what her answers were. Really Yeah, yeah,
if she were to say to me, I collect them
because I don't want to discard them so that the
CIA can't get a hold of them and do some
sort of would go okay, that perfectly.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
What if she said, I'm intend to sell them on
only fans.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Again, fan, good for you, ma'am. I hope you make
a bundle. Let's hit the sack. What if she says
I'm a witch. I'm not. I'm not, I'm not unattracted.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
I just want to say, if anybody's dated, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
You know this was about and one really suxy warlock.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
This story is it's it's it says fingernail clippings. Now,
I don't know much about Chinese medicine, but do the
toenail clippings not work? They're the same things, but I mean,
I'm not.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
I think they're quite different. Who knows, who know what
they're doing? No toenail from a fingernail.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
They may well.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
That leads us to a classic moment on our program
involving toenails.
Speaker 10 (19:00):
Bob and Tom. Oh, yeah, you were talking about toenails
last week.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Even then.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
A friend of mine is a dental hygienesis. She had
a patient who came in the iice in great pain.
After examination, the dentist found the sore tooth swollen and infected.
The procedure required a small incision to leave the pressure.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
There was a toenail in there.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
The dentist immediately requested a pair of surgical tweezers and
removed a large piece of toenail. It wasn't a fingernail,
because it says this patient said he often chewed his tone.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Can I tell you something cut up? My mother used
to chew her tone? Oh no way in front of me.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Oh boy, clothed or not, I will thank god.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
That is a visual.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
There was a little little blast from the past there
for you.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
You are the fly in the ointment, a fool.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Can hear where you just derailed that whole thing? I mean,
it is interesting what my mother chewed her toenails.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
She's a little person, obviously very limber. I mean, and
who do you think you get? Let's see, hang on
sid Oh no, I can't get I can't get within
three feet no way?
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Whoa yeah? Close is he's real close?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
See it's it's obviously genetic.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
You're right there. I can't do it with my left
I couldn't get anywhere near that close you left me.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Oh there you go her, Look at her going to town.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Oh my god, god, that's right.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
I wouldn't, but I can.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I want a girl who can suck her on feet.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
I love that song. I'm on a girl who can
suck her wrong, pull the car over and stop.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
I followed this only Fans model on Instagram and she
had a client who wanted her to put those gummy
life savers around each one of her toes and then
eat them off.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Ye, and she goes.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I went to do it, and I'm a little too chubby,
so I couldn't reach my toes, so I just had
to pop them off and pop them out of my mouth.
And the guy was like, I'm not paying.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
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I know it's hard to see the silver lining right now, Jim,
but I promise you it really is for the best.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Thanks for letting me stay here till I find a
new place.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Divorce is tough, but don't worry. I'll take care of you.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Buddy.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Have you eaten today?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm not really hungry here. Let me make you something
I still can't believe after twenty years, my marriage is over. Cereal.
It's four in the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
This is all I a after Janet and I broke up.
It got me through some really tough times. Just try
a bite. Whoa ough.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
I was not expecting that taste.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What those, Jim are alamonios from the makers of child
support checks and Living the single life. Cereal comes Alamonios.
It's the cereal taking the newly single world by storm.
Alimony what alamonios Ooh, well, it tastes horrible. That's the
(02:20):
flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you'll get used
to the taste. But that won't make it any easier
to swallow. Alimonios comes in three fun shapes, futon couch,
half a house, and two thirds.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Of a paycheck. These are all just squares a Jim,
use your imagination. Ahugh, it tastes awful, but for some
reason I can't stop eating them.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's because alimonios is the only cereal on the market
guaranteed to leave you feeling drained and empty inside. What
you'll be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, trying
to fill that void. It's the first cereal developed by
depressed adults for depressed adults.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Hey, have my kids this weekend? Do you think they'll
like them?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, they sure won't. And it's not their faults, Remember, Jim,
none of this is their fault. What are your family
counselor'll just stick to the script.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Alimonios are packed full of fiber, which makes losing half
your crap that much easier.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Are you very expensive?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
They are. Alimonios are so expensive you'll probably find yourself
in the poorhouse in the next month or two.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
He's with half of all marriages ending in divorce, You
guys must be making a fortune.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Actually, Jim, we haven't made a cent. The only people
making money on alimonios are all those lawyers.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Okay, I'm sold.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Where can I get a box of these things?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Alimonios are available at all local convenience stores. So throw
on some sweatpants and grab yourself a big box of alemonios.
The cereals so good you'll want the entire bowl, but
you'll be lucky to get even half.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Now that your devorce is complete, water you gonna eat?
You need a bowl of alimonios. If you white split
and your nice trenches.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
That's when you need some palimoni.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up
for work. Here's more Bob and Tom extra, Hello Tom.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
How are you good? Doing great?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Did you have a nice weekend breakfast? Don't you love
a Saturday breakfast or a Sunday breakfast?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, that's always fun. What did you have? I had
yesterday one of my favorite breakfasts. It's a corn beef
and hash with two over easy eggs on it. Did
you make it yourself or was this a restaurant? This
is a restaurant who has really mastered that recipe. Man,
oh man, I know I've enjoyed it with Pat Godwin
before and very nice.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, it's quite a treat. And I had some wheat
toast with it. I love a wheat toast.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Yeah, soak up your eggs.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
But you're a culinary uh expert in a way.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I saw a video. Oftentimes, you'll see these videos on
social media, and they're always espousing whether something is healthy
or not. Sometimes it seems silly. This guy is saying
that butter is quite good for you because it contained
something called like joy buttn or butterine or something. He
(05:24):
was like, that's where the name comes from, and it's
actually very good for your Have you heard anything about that?
I have?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I have I heard?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Could you follow up on that?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I have?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (05:37):
For brain health and for happiness? As Tom said, yeah, uh,
A high fat diet is good for you as long
as it's not paired with a high carb, high high
sugar diet.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
All right, so butter on. You know, if you butter
your toast, but you're.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
Gonna be okay, Yeah, they're gonna be all right.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Well, won't you be a fatty?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Is there a chance of getting fatty?
Speaker 8 (06:00):
I think that the fat issue lies more in sugar
and carbonate.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Okay, good to know there are.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But it's different for all of us.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Right, it's real.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Butter is a true treat, Oh my gosh. And it
doesn't feel sometimes like when you eat margarine. It can
taste fake, it can feel fake when you put butter
in your body. It doesn't feel that country crock that
stuff it.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Man, we did too, and I couldn't eat country crock
right now.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Same, I can't. I just can't.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, that one. I can't believe it's not butter. I can't.
When you were I had the crazy ant that you'd
open up the refrigerator and there would be twelve recycled
instead of going and buying tupperware. Yeah, yeah, you would
recycle the margarines. Then you'd have to peek into each
(06:50):
one and say, okay, those are the peas. So she
didn't sharpie or mark.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Well.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Eventually, after a lot of complaining, then she got out
the masking tape. Yeah, and then she would carefully print
was this the.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I love I love how that's his crazy and that's
just our normal lives. That's how we grew up on
all three of us.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yes, I loved it. Why do we have some cool
whip here, Stu?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
No, but that's the problem. Why do we have why
do we have? Cool whip?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh corn?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, I was happy to find the stew whip
sounds pretty good. Cool whip goes with any hank.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Maybe we'll put that to the test one morning.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
It is delightful.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Put it on a hamburger.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yes, why not like sweet sour cream?
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Do you ever just eat a cool whip right out
of them? Of course?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Of course. Yes, those days are over for me. But yes, yeah,
my body doesn't like any of that stuff anymore.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
I I mean, did you tell joshure pumpkin pie hack?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
When the cool whip is low? So I'm gonna say
half or less.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Sometimes a little more than hovering near fifty.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And then I will follow this story up with one
of the fatter things. I will just take the slice
of pumpkin pie and drop it into the cool Yeah,
one of the fattest things. This because I because it
made me so disappointed, And that wasn't the fattest way
you just but this this is when I went, oh,
I'm a fatty, fat, fat, fat fat. Because I was
so disappointed and mad. I really wanted cool whip with something.
(08:33):
I bought some took it home and I didn't realize
it had the fall.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Yeah, so I.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Couldn't just enjoy enjoy the cool rip right away, So
I I pouted.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What you do?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Toss the microwave?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I used to eat it frozen out of our research.
Oh yeah, but I wanted the light airy.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Can you microwave it and bring it back to life?
But I mean quickly it'll work?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah, what do you think the milk? I don't know animal.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I was so upset, logic didn't even.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I guess we have to play the theme song.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Then it's all so bad.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's all so bad sadness.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I am.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Off put the salami the band stick? Did you did
you hear Tom's fake sadness? Well, I guess we'll play
the theme Yeah, he.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Didn't want I haven't played it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I haven't played it this Year's still the likes.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
It does seem like a while I.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Love you hear something new every time. It's the randomness
of the lyrics in in in its own way, extraordinarily poetic.
There's not a there's not a linear starts here, there's
no middle. It's just random. It's really nice. You see
me with a Let's let's give it a list we
can listen more.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Oh my, it's so bad. I'm so so mad sadness.
I am. Nobody's better than me. Nobody's better than me. Ah,
I do jer jerking the panties off and put the
salami on me with the bread stick.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
He repeats pegny free times three times. Now the salami
putting the salami on? Is that the nickname of the
breadstick pegging device?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
If I remember correctly, there was you were also you
mentioned something about whores or something, so then of course
you I would ask the whore to take your panties off,
but put on in his place, because I'm fat and
like whores.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You've so I get a writing credit.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You simply don't treat me like I'm a human being.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
So sorry, well, at least you're sorry.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
A Vietnamese artist has broken the Guinness World Record for
the longest fingernails on a pair of hands by a male.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
A guy. Oh, it just shows mental illness goes. It
doesn't care about your gender.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
Mister lu Kong Win or win. I think because there
was a linebacker in the NFL deat Win.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
He spelt it like that.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Achieved the record title with the combined length of nineteen
feet six inches for his fingernails. Yeah, he stopped cutting
his nails thirty four years ago, a creep the longest
fingernails on his left thumb, which measures four feet two
inches long. He said his wife is a major support, saying,
(11:46):
this is my choice. I choose to keep them.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
She helps me a lot, hef ass wiper.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Yeah. Without someone as supporting as my wife wiping my
I mean helping me, I could never maintain this them
them this. Well, she's an absolute truth.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
That's before the accident.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
She helps me with everything.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh what was the accident?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
She died following third base.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
They said they'd never seen anything like it. Her insides
were just ribbons.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Little little fingerman got out of control.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, he's a disgusting man.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, you have to love someone like that.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Nails so long, he can't even hitchhike because he can't
raise his thumb up straight.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
It's so gross.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Look at that free Well why would you do it?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Why?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Because?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Man?
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Look at look at where he's living like, it's not
like you could go in that hut and watch TV.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Why not grow thirty ft?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
How do you do anything?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Nice?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Ter got a roof.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Because he has his fingernails hanging down, and they curl up,
they curl away like snakes. He probably has to eat it.
I think his nails probably always have to be downs
a weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
He looked like mouldy, curly hard they any give all?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
The girl asked that question, and stay hard. He was
discovered on America's got talent, America's gone. There's the Vietnamese versus,
which nobody wants.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I like his pith helmet.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Did I wonder if you had I wonder if you
had a pith night.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
What's a pith night?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Oh, it'll cut the pith off and tell you that.
What do you think the climate is for.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
Roofers where he lives, to door going, hey, can we
reroof your house for you? We got all these we
got all these terra cons.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You get those in your mailbox all the time?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Yeah? I bet they do? You think over there?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Maybe not? Okay? Good well? Congratulations and that gradually that
particularly grosses you out. Long fingernails. Yeah, Why do we
do the story?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's important to underscore the stupidity of many people in
our world.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Why would that man choose to do that?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
He wants to be famous.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
That's a mental problem.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, especially in.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
The beginning like that, like after the first year where
they're just ten inches long. You gotta explain it.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Thirty four years sick after the first ten years.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, Well, we have another story involving fingernails in the news.
As we segue, you have to solves all those off,
wouldn't you like a dram Yeah? I would think if
you tried to rip them off and take your whole
fingernail off.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
That makes my stomach kurt.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, we do have fingernails in the news and at
the Silent Insurance News DESTI miss so hooker, what have
you got?
Speaker 8 (14:48):
Some Chinese people are reportedly selling their fingernails for use
in traditional medicine.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I'm sorry, this is just gross.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
According to the South China Morning Post, Chi, human fingernails
are believed to buy some to be effective in clearing
heat and toxic elements from a person's system, and also
to help healing wound.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Now I have a question, can you if you chew
your own does that county?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Wouldn't this be the.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
That would be?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Or does that have to be somebody else's nails?
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Well, she's selling them?
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
The woman from China's hey Bae province said.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Love Heybebe.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Said that she has been collecting her fingernail clipping since
childhood to sell for as little as nine dollars per.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Pound of them.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
A pound?
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Wow, how many nails?
Speaker 8 (15:47):
I don't know, that's what do you have to I
can't stand the sound of someone clipping their fingernails.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Like that is what about toenails? That's okay?
Speaker 8 (15:59):
No they if you live with me, you have to
go outside to click?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
How mad would you be? You're sitting you hear the
sound of fingernails being clipped?
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Office?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
And well, at least I do it my own at home.
You know what, though, it's not fair at home. I
do it outside.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You do?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
See? Yeah, and here I have the somebody who vacuum.
Someone else does it in their office as well. Tom
does it right here in front of us. And the
day home, the day I'm hit.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
With one of them, I do it under the waste basket.
I do it on the porch. You can't control where
your clip nails. Gonna guess I'm I have a delicate touch.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
You most often do it during sports. I'll try to
be painting a humorous word picture and I'll here click
click click, No, no, I'm paying attention.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Click.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
But this is ancient Chinese medicine, that's what they say. Yes,
of course, you know the ancient Chinese, of course, living
to the the long long years of twenty eight.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Snails were being prescribed by traditional Chinese medicine doctors at
hospitals in as late as the nineteen sixties hospitals.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
Hospitals.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Well, this is better than killing rhinos and grinding it
up for your that's.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
True for sure. Yeah, shark fins and yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Well rhino horn, that is true.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Josh. If you, let's just say, back in the in
the free and easy days of young Josh Arnold, if
you were to return to a woman's house, yes, or apartment,
and she pointed out when you first got there, well,
by the way, that's a jar of my fingernails. I've
been saving them for six years. Would that affect anything
at all?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Maybe? I mean I would have questions and I would
ask them.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I will I think what Tom's asking. Would you still
close the deal?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
It depends on what her answers were. Really Yeah, yeah,
if she were to say to me, I collect them
because I don't want to discard them so that the
CIA can't get a hold of them and do some
sort of would go okay, that perfectly.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
What if she said, I'm intend to sell them on
only fans.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Again, fan, good for you, ma'am. I hope you make
a bundle. Let's hit the sack. What if she says
I'm a witch. I'm not. I'm not, I'm not unattracted.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
I just want to say, if anybody's dated, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
You know this was about and one really suxy warlock.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
This story is it's it's it says fingernail clippings. Now,
I don't know much about Chinese medicine, but do the
toenail clippings not work? They're the same things, but I mean,
I'm not.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
I think they're quite different. Who knows, who know what
they're doing? No toenail from a fingernail.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
They may well.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
That leads us to a classic moment on our program
involving toenails.
Speaker 10 (19:00):
Bob and Tom. Oh, yeah, you were talking about toenails
last week.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Even then.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
A friend of mine is a dental hygienesis. She had
a patient who came in the iice in great pain.
After examination, the dentist found the sore tooth swollen and infected.
The procedure required a small incision to leave the pressure.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
There was a toenail in there.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
The dentist immediately requested a pair of surgical tweezers and
removed a large piece of toenail. It wasn't a fingernail,
because it says this patient said he often chewed his tone.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Can I tell you something cut up? My mother used
to chew her tone? Oh no way in front of me.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Oh boy, clothed or not, I will thank god.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
That is a visual.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
There was a little little blast from the past there
for you.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
You are the fly in the ointment, a fool.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Can hear where you just derailed that whole thing? I mean,
it is interesting what my mother chewed her toenails.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
She's a little person, obviously very limber. I mean, and
who do you think you get? Let's see, hang on
sid Oh no, I can't get I can't get within
three feet no way?
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Whoa yeah? Close is he's real close?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
See it's it's obviously genetic.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
You're right there. I can't do it with my left
I couldn't get anywhere near that close you left me.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Oh there you go her, Look at her going to town.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Oh my god, god, that's right.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
I wouldn't, but I can.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I want a girl who can suck her on feet.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
I love that song. I'm on a girl who can
suck her wrong, pull the car over and stop.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
I followed this only Fans model on Instagram and she
had a client who wanted her to put those gummy
life savers around each one of her toes and then
eat them off.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Ye, and she goes.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I went to do it, and I'm a little too chubby,
so I couldn't reach my toes, so I just had
to pop them off and pop them out of my mouth.
And the guy was like, I'm not paying.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
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Obviously we had a very successful televisions over ten years.
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I was surprised at the end of this episode that
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