The BOB & TOM Show - June 30, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Orange barrels, orange barrels.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels looking back at me.
We look at Larry Darrel and Darrel standing next to
the orange barrel, looking back at me. They have signs
that say slow down. I drive twenty five blue towns.
The faces are dark and dirty and down they them

(00:49):
came back at me.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Orange barrels, orange barrels.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Everywhere.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I see orange barrels, orange.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Barrels, white and I before looking Larry Darrel and Darrel
standing next to the orange barrel in there orange vesta
barrel looking back at me. They stand in their stink
and sweat. I haven't seen them working yet. They have
to pee in a portal let and their bunt crack
smiles at me. Year by woodly, I beeve it will

(01:26):
be high and I free up my mind from this debris.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Any orange barrels looking back can be orange barrels, orange barrels.
Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Barrels looking back at me. Looking Larry Darrel and Darrel
standing next to the orange barrel in their orange vest barrel.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
They miss off. My girlfriend caroloosing next to the rig.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
We drive through the rain and stole through our barrels.
Here we go with the work, get done well, no
one knows it remains to this story.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hey, I know that music? Holy hell, is it that
time already? I mean, come on, pants on, aren't we
lucky to be able to do this every day? Over
and over? It's the Bottle Tom show?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Or I mean, all right, Monday, let's see what you got.
That's my Billy Bob Thornton from land Man, Tom? Are
you watching land Man?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I am, I'm not. What's happening? We already we have
a visit.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
To wes it move and breathe, it starts.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Happened you? Somebody hit the doctor.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Somebody, let me tell you something. Here's what's Here's what happened.
Somebody who's about to be fired hit a button and
I don't know, you know, I moved, I moved this
thing over. I was detailing something and I hit the Sorry,
I'm sorry. I'm not watching that. As much as I'm
a big Billy Bob fan, I've not started that show yet. Yeah,
I'm watching what is it Your Friends and Neighbors with
John Hanna.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, I'm trying. I'm going to try to watch that,
but I you watching it pursue Castle Paul on the proceedings.
I just can't bring myself.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I thought you said you were watching Landman Christy, I am, yeah,
I've do you remember the first episode?

Speaker 6 (03:41):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, let's say you watch you go.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Whoever his wife is, she is outstanding.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
It is Ali Larder, yes, from.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Wonderful and she and her daughter make me laugh.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Of that.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
No, I really.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
I love them. They're so bad, they're good.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Ver So you're watching it past? I watched them. Oh yeah,
the first episode is real good. No, no spoiler. A
lot of free time, you guys.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Oh so that was your weekend?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Well, as we all know, we've all been taught many
years ago, weekends are brutal for you.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
So what did you do this weekend? Tom? A lot
of road work? Road work.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
In the car.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I had a long, long road trip. It's a long
story road please we as you've said, it's a long show.
I had to drop somewhat of a not so nearby
airport and that was on the road for six hours.
It's a very long six hours. Chicago, Chicago could be
I know, I'm briving to Chicago. Actually today so that's

(04:52):
a whole other story.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
But wait a minute, aren't you You're but you're here tomorrow,
but you're off Wednesday. No, I'm here both days, but
I'm not here here tomorrow. I'm gonna be doing the
show from Chicago, no kidding. Yeah, yeah, So it's very
complicated involving the federal government. Is there any reason you
just what situation you're just telling us now that you're
going to be out of studio tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's the way you like to live your life. I
like to live just on the edge. I did go
with you guys were talking about you guys were telling
me about how great some of these truck stops are.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
Yeah, I uh, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Once again Tom Griswald.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Really, of course, as you can hear an alien who's
trying to fit in with the rest of us and
be a real person, tell us about your experience at
what you're calling truck stops.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Go ahead. I stopped at one in somewhere in northern Kentucky,
and this place was they had a McDonald's in there,
and I decid, I think I'm going to go get
one of those protein bars. Yeah, they probably won't have any.
They had an array of these things that would make
Whole Foods embarrassed. They had.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
You got off at a truck stop and immediately thought, well,
they're not going to have any protein.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Bars and yeah, I'm mature, and they have all that
stuff too. Yeah, no, no, they have everything. The highlight
of what I said, do you have any hand sanitizer
because my little hand sanitizer had run out? The woman,
who was very sweet, goes, uh, yeah, they're over there
by the knives. And there was this huge rack of

(06:26):
like bowie knives in case you want to, you know,
eviscerate a raccoon. But they had everything. It was unbelievable.
You guys, you guys are telling me about I guess
that your new favorite is BUCkies. This was not a BUCkies.
This was a Pilot.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Pilot.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
It was It was great.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
The breastroom was cland I think I think Pilot is
owned by the guy who owns the Browns.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I think Cleveland brown Well, he's doing a nice job
with his toilet. His toilet's much cleaner than the staff
of the Cleveland Browns and the quarterback department. Sure, uh well,
but here you'll have that quite quite an adventure. Though
it's there are a lot of road construction. My god, yeah,
it has just traveled. Have you been here? Sounds like Cincinnati.

(07:14):
You can't get from here to there anymore around here.
That's it's completely ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
But alas, don't you wonder though, hearing this story, don't
you wonder seriously how he he got to where he
was going and importantly how he got bare by himself?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
By him?

Speaker 7 (07:29):
So he got there with somebody in the car crew.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
You're right, yeah, yeah, so you're by yourself. Then I
decided I decided to go off route off off Broadway. Yeah,
I've done that with you. Yeah, that's a lot of fun.
It ended up and ended up taking three hours. It's
a long story. I thought I could go a different way.
It didn't work out, but I did learn something the

(07:55):
uh you should be learning. The various apps are not
always right there, No, no, they're not. Well, they're still
better than your computers, only as smart as the guy running.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Then, right, they're better than you trying to Oh yeah,
don't try.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
To say that you have anything over any app.

Speaker 9 (08:15):
Okay, I'll flat out say Ways has never done me right.
It's Ways has messed me up more than any other route.
It's me big, Yeah, I don't. I never use it.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I got to a place and that said, oh, twenty
minute delay on the sign, and there was the freeway
was a parking lot that they didn't pick up on
that Apparently.

Speaker 9 (08:33):
They've also picked up on construction that wasn't there. I
found that too, so who knows. Anyway it was I
had quite the adventure was fun.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Yeah, it sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh, I got a lot done. I listened to some
interesting stuff on the radio. That's good. Had had a
good head of and I got to discover this beautiful
truck truck stop travel centers what they call them? Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Really, can I make a guess here? And all this,
all this driving over the weekend, all there was a
problem that if you're honest, you caused yourself. No, not really,
something something might have hired and eyeline you forgot about it.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh you mean, oh that's tomorrow. Yeah yeah, yeah. My
passport expired. I didn't realize that. I didn't know they
were only good for ten years a decade. No, no, no,
hang on, hang on every time? What how long should
a passport be good for? That wouldn't mess you up?
What you're what you're an adult. I figure, you know,

(09:32):
in perpetuity, but like like the Supreme Court justice.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Okay, so when you plan this trip, you didn't look
at your passport.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I just used it. I thought it was still valid
and in any event it will be Okay, I did
fall for the online scam. You go online and we'll
get you a passport in two days. You gave some money. Yeah,
I gave him seven hundred bucks. What and then yeah,
you'll get your passport in two days. You fill everything out.
Then at the last minute, it goes before you send

(10:00):
your documents. After you've paid, call this number. So I
call the number and I get a guy going hellup,
and I'm going bye. I filled out the forum. So
what do I do? And he goes, we will get
to the pastor by July seventh. And I said, wait,
it says the name of your the name of your
company is two day passport. This is like the one

(10:23):
hour cleaning place. You walk in, got like this shirt
in an hour. Oh, we can do it an hour,
but we just can't do it till next Thursday.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
But it takes us an hour once we start. Once
we start, it's an hour, it's an hour.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
So this scam. Uh watch out for this one. Did
you get your seven seven bills back? I'm gonna what
do you call it? I'm gonna go to court test
it on your credit I've already told the credit card company.

Speaker 9 (10:46):
Yeah, the law offices of Snowball in Hell. You know,
do you think those guys would come up with a
different part? Snowball's pretty good, but hell, Snowball in Hell.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I love, this was more than a week ago. We
can do this in two business days. And the guy goes, no,
we can't do that. Well really, see but but do
you hear what he's hear what he's going on? See,
this is the problem we don't have.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
You're the problem.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
No, I do t If I were the judge, I
would take this company. Everyone would go to prison for
thirty years hard labor.

Speaker 9 (11:21):
That's fine, but I mean, you get an email out
of the blue that just says I can get you
a passport in two days.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
That's an immediate delete it. I went to their website.
Oh no, they have a website. I gotcha. You know that.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
My only solace in this is the whole entime, is
everyone is hearing this and they all realize he's the problem.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
He's not realizing it, which is fine. If you claim
you can do it in two business days, be able
to you.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Know, live up.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Everything's passports once you reach the age of eighteen or
twenty twenty one, let's say twenty, say.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Thirty thirty are good for the rest. I just forgot
to look at it. It's my fault, but we'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
There is kind of a sick feeling, though, when you
see it on your past. Oh, you just go are
you kidding me out right?

Speaker 10 (12:16):
Well, now, a lot of people won't let you travel
if it's six to eight months out that it expires.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
Yeah, that's what I'm dealing with right now.

Speaker 10 (12:23):
I have to get another one because mine expires two
days in all truth, and I'm told eight months after
I get back my old I wish I had it
with me.

Speaker 11 (12:30):
My O.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
The passport that I'm about to replace, the photograph of
me is so bad. I was coming back into the
country a few years ago and the guy looked at me,
you know, I was back in American soil, and he goes, sir,
this is the worst photograph I have ever seen on
a passport. Well, they put it on there, so I
mean I look like you look like death from Dogma?

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Remember hows I was entirely white? That?

Speaker 9 (12:56):
Oh yes, Billy Bultus Journey, Yes, the great Williams. Sadly,
that's that's what.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's what Tom looks like on the passport photo. Yeah,
it's awful, and so that's the good news. I've got
a very nice passport photo. Who took it? I went
to FedEx. My buddy Sean took it. Who did the
makeup and lights? And by the way, you you can't
wear a white shirt, so you know, or wait a minute,
he can't wear I forget what it is. There's a

(13:24):
whole list of Yeah, yeah, there's a bunch of rules.
But look, it's very nice. So we'll be getting to that.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Have you a digital copany or a hard copy?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
It's a hard copy? Okay, Now it's we have a
lot of interesting things coming up in the world today.
Very excited. We have some interesting things in the world
of sports. Certainly we have who are the happiest people
at their jobs? In the news?

Speaker 6 (13:47):
Yeah, we have.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
We have more news from the annals of Seamen. You
mean the anals from I don't hope you could get
to that, but we do have anal news. The headline
has the words prolapsed anus. Oh I thought you'd be
two of our favorite words. And for Josh we have
a little animal treat and for stoners we have some

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I am Tom Weling. Welcome to Talk Bill, where it's
fun to talk about small We're going to be talking
to sometimes guest stars. Are you liking the direct shouldn'tlow
us is going in?

Speaker 8 (16:00):
Yeah, because I'm getting more screen tasks.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Good.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Mostly it's just me and Tom remembering. I think we
all feel like there was a scene missing here. You
got me time, Let's revisit it, Let's look at it.
See what we remember see what we remember. I had
never been around to anything like that before. I mean
it was so fun. Talkville, Talk Bill. I just had
a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Let's get into it.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Else Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. There's
Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold either he's Cosby. We are
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O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom, you got some stuff on

(16:47):
your shadow. Chick McGee, see you're shaking stuff out. Yeah,
just getting ready here, all right, get a loose.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Hit and loose a couple of big experimental culinary adventures
for me this weekend. It's always fun.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, I've got a name, a new name for a dish.
Uh yeah, uh. One was really good, one was not
so good. Okay, the really good one. I went to
this soul food place. Yeah, I bet it was great. Oh,
it's unbelievable what you have.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
I had, uh, hang on everybody, first of all, getting
the kids into the other room, well.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
First off, other questions asked, where did you think you
were going? Yeah, I can't imagine you said okay to
this knowing where you were going, But go ahead. I
sat down, thought him, I at the license bridge. No,
I'm looking for a good soul food place. So it's
uh no, I'd write about it, and uh Sam my son,
who was the culinary guy, took me.

Speaker 11 (17:45):
It was.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
It was great. Sure, Yeah, I had fried chicken, mashed potatoes,
and green beans and corn bread. You ate a real meal, Yeah,
well it was the only one I had that day,
so I felt, okay, it was delicious. The other one
was I went to this this I'm not sure exactly

(18:06):
what ethnicity, something Asian based. Let's not forget that.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
He prefaced this, all right, So going to a sulfood
restaurant is now considered an experiment.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yes, that's right, but this this, I'm not exactly sure what.
But it was kind of They had sort of sushi
and lots of other stuffy fion restaurant. Yeah, but it
was like, uh, kind of chintzy, you know, you know
what I mean, like in a fancy way or no, no,

(18:40):
in a sort of low life way. It was I
think I didn't know you could make chicken nuggets out
of a beef leather. It was really tough y. Now
that's chicken. Is this beef leather?

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Is it post tanned or I guess very chewy? All right,
but but so one one, I don't. I'll never go
back the other.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
What it was the life? Okay, So there you got
a little bit of a culinary experimentation. It's a time
for us to get to some letters here. Yes, it
certainly is. We like to hear from you. You can
find us Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com and
uh uh, what's happening over their chick Uh dear.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Bob and Top show. We live in Florida and we
are on a canal. We have coots in the canal.
Oh those birds, we were telling.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
The old coots.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Uh they do sound like uh chicks peacock impression that one. No,
the coots look like what they're black and white ducks docks. Yeah,
they're duckish.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
They're like a black face. Didn't they like black?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Sean says he'll be sound asleep at three in the morning,
and here it really jars me out of a dead sleep.
Every time. Unfortunately, there's no coot hunting season. Wouldn't they
eat the coots? I would think it would be a
lovely dinner for the gators, or any snack anytime.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Maybe that's why they're screaming.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
Graham, blackbird with a white bill.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I was wrong. What's backwards? Yeah, you can't do black face.
Oh oh, for God's sake, that's what you said. You
said black face. I let it go. We were talking
about nicknames and how the importance of having a nickname
and a good one is usually given by someone else.
Almost always. This comes to us from Cynthia. She always
seer Bob and Tom show. I was at high school.

(20:32):
I was a good student, NA so called band nerd.
I had a very high GPA, which earned me the
nickname IBM. It was not said in a flattering manner,
as he usually meant I had ruined the grading curves. Fortunately,
the nickname did not make it into the yearbook or
follow me for the rest of my life. And she

(20:55):
says special hello to Christy, Hello, and then she has
a quote at the end. Here life is music, Play
it louder? How about that? God? I'm sorry? Is that
from the clap Trap institute. Is that what that's from?
Of all people, you're the one that loves music more
than well, yeah, but be quiet about it. Okay, you'll
be quiet about it. Wait a minute, music, be quiet

(21:18):
about it. That's right. Used to keep it to yourself
where music is intensely personal. Absolutely other people. Yeah, I
wish more restaurants felt that way. What's your problem now? Oh?
I also went to a place this weekend where the
god you need to stay home more disco disco lives forever. Yeah,

(21:38):
unbelievably loud, that's very popular. Yeah, but shut it off.
I'm trying to eat for god now. And I'll be honest.
Are you trying to eat? Or are you trying to
give your address? And I could really hear the people
talking to me it was so loud, or they couldn't
hear what you were I was. I barely spoke.

Speaker 9 (21:57):
There's gonna shift in uh ibm over. They're the nickname
for the letter writer. Oh yeah, she was called that
because she was kind of a nerd and got good grades.
There's been a shift since I was in school. I
got and it was when we were in school, you
didn't want straight a's, but you didn't want f's. You
just wanted to be nice, absolutely two point eight.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 9 (22:20):
But now it seems kids like if you aren't getting
straight a's, you're not as cool as Okay, everybody.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
My senior class one hundred and sixty two people, one
hundred and sixty two students.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Guess what my number graduating was eighty one?

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Oh right, the right?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Too smart? Right, not too stupid? Yeah you're hiding it,
but closer to stupid.

Speaker 9 (22:44):
Yeah, yeah, I was hiding it, that's right. And my
brother John was one of those hiders. Crazy smart, could
have gotten straight a's, chose not to. Yeah, weird. But
now you talk to kids and.

Speaker 10 (22:57):
It's like, no, what there's a lot of pressure on
them to get straight a's and take all those extra classes.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
And hmmm, I mean because if they if they don't,
they're end up failures. There's no taking extra classes. I'll
tell you that. Yeah. Like now it's peer pressure to
get good great? Which is great?

Speaker 6 (23:14):
Or is it? Yeah? Man?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Why not do well?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Dear Bob and Tom Shaw, you've read at least five
of my letters on the air. This is David, this
is five time club again. Among them, he recaps his
letters that he sent us how farting on Mount Everest
keeps you from exploding?

Speaker 10 (23:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Huh, I don't remember that. Do you remember that? But David,
don't take it personally. We don't remember most.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
It sounds like that would make sense, though, doesn't it.
The higher up you go, if you farted, you you'd
be in danger of exploding. If you didn't fart right,
the gas builds up?

Speaker 11 (23:47):
What?

Speaker 4 (23:47):
No?

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Because that makes no sense from the point of view
of physics. If you were deep sea, that would happen.
You have you've heard of the atal beins. I've to
the band does nitrogen ascosis? You look it up? Noise?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Evidentally, David sent us an email covering noises Josh makes
during sex, concluding the quote, you're crushing my eclaires.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I don't remember it. I don't remember that letter. Well, yeah, David,
I remember that was a good one. What's your address?

Speaker 4 (24:24):
And of course how much I love Josh's flawless iced
tea impersonation.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
What's the movie in Anacondah? Yeah, yees, Snake's Not Dead
is big? You can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
David from Dayton wants a prize for being in this
uh this multi multi uh we'll.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Work on that.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
I quoted you. I quoted that quote yesterday.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
And wait, do you see way do you see the
story we have coming up? Were in the in the
bedroom and that happened? No, no, no, no, okay, Now
if you're just joining us, Hello, Hello, thank you very much.
This is the Bob and Tom program coming to you
from the Oreli Auto Parts Studios. Once again. Here's a letter.
Dear Robin Tom's show. My name is Steve and I'm

(25:13):
thirty two years old from Louisville, Kentucky. My wife and
I are having our first baby in a few months.
We're very excited, but at the same time immensely terrified.
Sure does Tom have any infant wisdomy could passed?

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
God, parents, many, Yeah, No one's ever ready. You know
what I mean. You just got to kind of it's
gonna happen. You're gonna be fine, You're gonna be great.

Speaker 10 (25:36):
Mike, my cousin, she had her second two weeks ago,
my cousin, and it came while she was in the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
Surprise.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh yeah, on the potter, on the toilet.

Speaker 10 (25:49):
Yes, thank god. Her dad's a doctor. But she was like, mom,
you need to get dad in here, she goes, he's
on his way.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, Now, isn't there a show?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Good lord, and all the plots are. I was in
the bathroom and there's the baby.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
She's like she was she knew she was in labor.
They were getting ready to go to the hospital, but
the baby didn't want to wait.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I think in this case they I think they're kind
of worried about raising a kid. They don't think they're ready.
And you'll be fine. Everybody does.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Just follow your what letterman say. I I don't want
to have a baby. What if I get it stuck
in a revolving door?

Speaker 6 (26:23):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I don't know what to do. Is that why your
cousin's second baby is named Toto too? That'd be better
than like universal? Yeah, American standard.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Yeah, her name is Sedona.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
You ever seen those British toilets? When I was in England,
my favorite British brand band, our brand rather was Armitage. Shanks. Yeah,
it's pretty good. Sound sound like a Dickens character. Stephen
omited Shanks. That would that's a perfect Supreme Court justice'.
Justice Shanks in the opinion stated that the party of

(27:04):
the first.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Part well good luck with the baby. Yeah you got
the even and wife.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
Yeah you got this.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
It'll be fine. Just put it in the pantry for
a couple hours a day. This is kind of in
the same topic. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hey, Mike Mark,
that's who handles these letters, right, put this letter out there.
If you don't, at least tell Godwin he gave me
this idea. Well, it turns out if you go to

(27:32):
a gender reveal'll stick your finger out of your zipper,
spin around and say I'm a boy, fewer than fifty
of the people will think it's funny. It really is. Okay,

(27:56):
we're a laugh under Now, why does he blame you
for this game?

Speaker 11 (28:00):
Oh? I said it on the air one time that
I made a football going to a gender reveal party.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
I walked up to a lady went I'm a boy.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
Zip.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't remember you doing it, but apparently Greg found
it instructive and it was a.

Speaker 10 (28:16):
Big clip on Instagram this weekend, so I'm sure I
was remembering that from the clip.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay, it's very funny, Thank you very much. Oh are
we on time?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Here?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Let's go here, we have one more letter.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I got a couple Dear Bob and Tom Show. Did
anybody else do the homework over the weekend? I did,
says Brian.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
I got about twenty minutes into the movie Gus the
field goal kicking mule we were talking about on Friday.
So far, I've learned that fat cheerleaders go on top
of the pyramid.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I don't know. That must be a running joke and Gush,
I guess.

Speaker 8 (28:50):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
I'll get back to you when I watched the rest
of the movie. All right, Oh boy, thanks, thank I
did not get to that this weekend.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
No, I didn't either.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
We'll have to, Dear Bob and Tom show. You guys
have to take the show to Rio Grand Ohio. Ryo
Grand Ohio. Not sure how the pronunciation in Ohio, even
though I'm from Ohio, home of the Bob Evans farm days.
It starts early and many people attend. They have plenty
of food like great cast iron cooked beans and apple cider,
and homemade arts and crafts for christy, local music and rides.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's for me.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
It'd be great to have you. I would be the
first one in line to meet you, guys. That's from Williams.
We were talking about Bob Evans Festival because that's where
they used to have the chicken flying contest. Sadly, we
woked ourselves out of the chicken flying contest.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
That's where the hot that's where they took the plunger
and shoved them out of a thirty foot high mailbox
right now, oh thirty.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Feet okay, yeah, you put them. You put the chicken
into the mailbox in one end and then take your
plunger and open the door and the other end. By
the way, do not forget to open the door in
the other end. They've had a couple of problems. Yeah, well,
that's how they invented press duck. Yeah, that's exactly right.
Early on, you shove the chicken out with the plunger
and see how far you can fly. Slash falls, slash turtle.

(30:09):
It's called Bob Evans Days, Bob Evans Days.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, okay, well we'll look forward to uh.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Well, I'm sorry, bob Evans Farm Festival. I guess it's
what they're calling it now. Ok right, so it's still
there songs chicken flying.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
Well, I bet they've replaced it with something fun. I'll
have to check it out.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
It must be fun, chicken sausage.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Maybe a turtle flying contest, that'd be fun. Oh, just
shoving the turtles out.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
They don't shove them those of you throw those like
a frisbee. Yeah, you can put those in a drugs machine.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I'm over here, nearsighted. Tom's got twenty Do you hear that?
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Love radio station, Love Tom.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'm Bob, Kirsty Lee.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
That's from Chah Well, thank you, Jedck And I'm only
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Speaker 1 (32:01):
When we come back a little bit of a sporting
news once again. For some reason, we have a seaman
in the news. Oh and I noticed something online. It
was really cool Nile, Rogers and Chic. We're playing Glastonbury
a really cool video. I think you guys are going
to love. It's really fun. Okay, cool, we'll look forward
to that. From the o'rally Auto Part Studios, this is

(32:22):
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (32:23):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Even though we're not too much to look at. You
can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
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Speaker 1 (32:39):
We're reading listener emails right now. There's Josh h. Christy
and Pat As. I'm chick. Hello Tom, how are you
going over the mail bag. All right, sir, let's see
STRB and Tom show. This comes to us from a
TS who Elliott? No, just Ts? Yeah, Tommy, if it

(33:01):
were if it were T. S Eli, that would be
a a surprise.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah, I'll tell you this his actual name, the first
the T, the okay, and then the exactly that's false.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
Every time you saw when you were in school that
you saw Ee Cummings the lowercase.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah? Sure, but did you I mean, did the last
name get you laughing a little bit?

Speaker 10 (33:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I was far far too sophisticated. Find the vulgarity.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
I'd like to uh, I'd like to smack that sophistication
off your face, do you know?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Okay? I really found the lack of capitalization annoying.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
And he does it right away, doesn't he? Small e period,
small e period, small c Okay? The shift button was broke.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
What are you gonna do? Okay, what are you gonna do?
Let's see, No, this is the T S. Right. So
I was not feeling well the other day and I
had to go to the walk in clinic. In the
lobby there were tissue boxes advertising Sealis. It's a long
time listener, love the show.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Erectile dysfunction clean? I see the Iron Clean Expo. Does
anyone ever go into one of these emergency clinics that
asked for unction? I'm sure it's happened. There are people
that people there with head injuries and I need a
leg and right now, okay, what what are you here for?

(34:30):
So there's a man behind you, he's bleeding profusely from
the ear, and what would you like? I need for
directile dysfunction. She's in the car and I've told her
and she's still in the car. This is what they
call a sin.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Which one of these works? The quickest dere Bob a
top show. This is from Pat several years ago. We
spent our vacation San Antonio, Pacifically word used for benefit
to go to schlitterbond.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
The water Park of the Stars. The place is pretty amazing.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
It borders an actively moving river in which the water
park siphons off the water in order to power at
least fifty percent of the slides.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Very cool. The water's kind of murkeyep it safe. They
have a lazy river with a swim up bar. The
best attraction, though, is called the Torrent it's like a
lazy river on steroids. You step in and are immediately.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Swept away.

Speaker 7 (35:36):
By the strong current.

Speaker 9 (35:38):
Why wouldn't any My brother was telling me about how
like that's the best way to get from one side
of the park to the other.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Really, you step, you step in, you're swept away. You
flip around, ass over teacup, smacking in other people because
the current is so strong. But no one cares it says,
it is such a rush. It's the closest feeling to
being flushed down a giant toilet.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Gotta go, the monkey bothers me. Do they have lifeguards
all along the Yeah? What they must have. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
I also kind of like, hey, first, at your own risk. Yeah,
you want to you want to get the rush to it.
Every water park or anybody and water list of right
at the bottom. Swim at your own risks. You're a
grown up, that's right. Make wise choices.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Ah, yes, I stand up in a court of laws.
Probably I had a swim at his own right. Let
me see if I can find it. There was a
story about a one of those giant slides in Japan. Oh,
here it is. I just found it. This this fits
right in a newly opened giant slide in southwestern Japan

(36:52):
has been closed. Oh no, after four people sustained broken bones.
The ninety eight tall slide at the top of Mount
Sarakura in Kita Kayushi. That's not even close, So I
apologize for those that are kit yai Ushu a popular

(37:16):
night spot. It opened to the public April twenty fifth,
but a tourist from Taiwan broke her shin on May eighth,
one year. The local government subsequently uncovered three other cases
involving people breaking bones. The slide has been closed since
June third, So there you go a little too dangerous now.

(37:39):
It looks like from this article the fifty foot high
monkey bars are still hoping. Hold on tight, mister, you're
gonna break your butt. That is exciting stuff. Dear Bob
and Tom show you guys talked about sayings dads and
grandma's and grandpa's would say months ago, Well it's the top, Josh.

(38:01):
I'm sorry. I'd like to see the date on this email.
You don't have to just dig things up from underneath
your stack of paper. This was written to us. Oh no,
that's one of the best things we've ever done. I'm
trying to get him to do it, has written Saturday,
June twenty eighth. Well, people listen to the show with
their own leisure, Josh Fresh, Today's takes time to edit
out your segments. That kind of says, sorry, I emailed

(38:26):
so late. I listened to your show on podcast when
I can. This is from Amy Amy. Oh sorry, She writes,
her dad would say that's worse than a hickey on
a hammorrhoid, not wow.

Speaker 12 (38:42):
Than that.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Amy. When you listen to this in four months, you'll
see that we enjoyed it. Twenty twenty hindsight, let's not
do that again.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Dear Bobin top show your discussion about female ur rhinals.
As I say, because I'm half British for yes female.
Your jogged my memory from my college days. My experience
with a free female urinal came when I was about
to start college. My then girlfriend decided to go and
check out the university before Claster, just to scope out
the campus. We got to the gym. She said it

(39:12):
was a good time to go to the facilities. There
was a large sign on the door that emphatically stated
women's so she went in too long, didn't read and
we do do we have the picture of the female urinal.
It's really something and it's hard to describe. It looks
like a man's journal. But at the bottom there's a
trough that juts out into the room. Okay, that makes sense.

(39:35):
It is really something, though, how high is it? It's
a standard height for a urinal. Hm, so if you're short,
shortest statue there. It looks like a duck bill, looks
like the bottom half of a duck bill.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
And I believes to squad over that.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I think so, and the one I think you're supposed
to face it.

Speaker 7 (39:56):
They sit and sit on that.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
The one on the right also is a female urinal.

Speaker 9 (40:04):
You hover, Yeah, yeah, there's something in the middle of
that one, the duck bill thing for so that when
you pe standing.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
It it catches everything.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
Yeah, there has to be splashing. Why are we explaining
women urinate.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Aren't you?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Because there are many of our listeners really love them.
That's not going to take off. I know this all
started because of Glastonbury Festival. They're trying to recycle the urine,
and so they they have created female urinals that essentially
look like holes that you hover over.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Yes, exactly, so.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Not particularly comfortable, but this did lead to Chicks contention
that most men, when have given the opportunity, will sit
to urinate, which I would never do. I stand by
my uh my outlanders accusation. You did this before this
became a thing on Seinfeld, you always said this show
that you would always take your shirt off in the

(41:04):
in the men's room.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yes, I did. I realize how that should have been.
Must have high hindsight, a private moment between us, because
people ask me about it if they see me. So
you take your heard off when you know, I mean,
I know a lot of people who do that.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
A little jarring. Could I borrow yours? I'd like to
wipe with. Well, keep the letters coming. It's Bob and
Tom at bobintom dot com. Uh coming up. I have
a couple of real deep fried items being served at
various fairs. It is the season. Yeah, there are some
of these are sound absolutely delicious. And I've also found

(41:45):
a place that we can try one of these maybe Wednesday.
I found a place that will actually do this for us,
so we'll look forward to it. What am I talking about? Well,
you'll see we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (41:58):
I want to share a letter or Our email is
Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobbin Top Show. Christy Lee
at the silac Inshirts news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick.
Jess Hooker's here, there's Josh Arnold. Hello Ace Cosby. We're
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Speaker 1 (42:28):
I am Chicken. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. There you go.
That's great to beat. Baby. Greetings to a Missooker over there.
I like that look got the looks like a man's shirt.
It is has that has that looked like you just
woke up and after after this scenario was oh you

(42:48):
ripped my blouse to shreds in a moment of passion.
I'll have to take one of your shirts. Look how
big it is.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
I don't know why, but I've always been oddly, perversely
just captained by Tom's sexual situations that he brings up.
But I don't undertan what Tom, what yeah?

Speaker 9 (43:08):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
In your scenario, there was there was some adult activity
that she was engaged in last evening in which much
of her clothing was torn to shreds. Like that scene,
like that scene and body he where he throws the
chair through the window. That seems to be a little much.
It's got that cool music playing. And then when she
wakes up in the morning, uh he of course asleep,

(43:32):
And I believe the term is spent disconnected. And then
she has to all just put on his shirt and
she's walking around making waffles wearing nothing but his shirt.

Speaker 13 (43:42):
I think that's all right, except for her closer and like, right, no,
it's just she wakes up, it's on the floor, she
picks it up, she puts it on.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
That's the sexy part, right, yeah, and I think women
also know that it'll drape over there.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
Yes, but yeah, yeah, there's everything.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
Yeah, like wearing a big robe.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
You're taking out the cool part where he rips them
off in a moment. You don't rip a woman's.

Speaker 9 (44:06):
Clothes like that unless she gives you explicit permission. Yeah, clearly,
make sure it's only But this is this is obvious
a conceptual.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Even consensuality though you you how many times have I
use the phrase to you?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Sexual assault when you're making these comments, why don't you
listen to me?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
No matter how much she wants it, you rip her
favorite shirt? Yeah, and apparently she's apparently she doesn't want
it enough. Why is that? Why are women's like you?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
You gals, you've you've females go out and buy a
shirt and it's one hundred and ninety dollars and I
can go out buy a shirt it's eighty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Why is that?

Speaker 7 (44:46):
Because women will spend the money.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Is that the only reason?

Speaker 7 (44:51):
I mean, they know they've got us.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yeah, from someone who doesn't know you. Look at the
shirts and they seem they look alike, they look like
is that right? He said you could wear then you
can just wear boy's clothing all the time.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
That's not I like it.

Speaker 13 (45:05):
Yeah, it's in style right now. And the oversized shirts
and the stripes and that whole thing.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
So yeah, bad.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Have you ever ripped your own shirt off? I was
gonna say, yeah, button down or you just flexing your
like an older shirt? You're not really that?

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (45:22):
That turns you on effect.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
There's somebody out there on such a high self pleasure.
He's just so into himself. I'm tearing my own kid.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
And he talks to him. Oh, I'm sorry, was that
a nice shirt?

Speaker 6 (45:45):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I taught me a lesson. Time now to go back
to our mail bag before we get to sports. All right, sir,
if you don't mind, this is interesting. I heard you
guys talking about recurring dreams. We all have Christie's. You
usually have one about being a DJ and the thing
is running.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
Out and you have no music to go.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
They often involve one's profession, what you do. This comes
to us from a police officer in Iowa. I've been
in law enforcement since nineteen ninety seven, over the quarter
of a century. I have this dream once or twice
a week. The plot and the storyline changes, but it
always ends up in close quarters with a gun battle,

(46:26):
and no matter how hard I squeeze the trigger, my
gun won't shoot. I seem to be running in slow motion.
Everybody else is moving at regular speed. Oh I've had
that dream. Yeah, wow, stressful? Yeah, So that is They
all seem to have the same sort of ending, which

(46:46):
is you you're in this horrible situation, or in the
case of being a DJ, it's not the end of
the world. Music runs out, but it's an anxiety producing situation.

Speaker 13 (46:57):
Whenever I have a fight dream and I go to
punch someone like, I can't, like there's no force behind it,
Like I just tapped.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Their face like you're underwater. Yeah, that's that's a frustrating
one too.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
Never had a fight dream, Oh, I have a lot
of fight dreams.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Anybody I was going to anybody, I don't find that
surprising anybody we know. And the well, if you have
a dream about ripping the shirts off, let me know.
I don't like to hear about that.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I have the one where you're running and you're not
running fast at all. That's yeah, And I mean we
can do the math on his gun won't fire, you
know in this case.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Though it might actually be this guy has genuinely been advanced.
I say, it's something about his penis and his mom.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
You know that.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
Do you ever have a flying dream?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I never have flying.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
I have a I have a jumping dream where I
jump really high, can stay up. I can stay up
in the air a long time. But I'm not flying.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I'm with you, man, I can I can flights of
stairs and one bound.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yes, it's absolutely up as high as trees land safely.
No flying though I'm a modest You're a bounder. That's right,
He's a bounder.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Who knows. I don't know what that's about. This is
from Chris, who writes, I'm just catching up on some
old shows. You were talking about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
They were in the news because they all just got
four in the second season on The Cowboy Cheerleaders on Netflix.
I was serving in the Marines in two thousand and five,

(48:33):
deployed to Gittmo. My grandfather passed away, so and as
my unit shipped out, I was allowed to attend his funeral,
and upon my return to Cuba, our connection flight was
in Florida. I was on the plane and in uniform,
but I noticed the plane was filling up with young,
attractive women. One of the ladies sat beside me and
explained she was a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. They were doing

(48:55):
a special USO event at Gitmo. Oh nice cool. We
chatted on the way down. They were very nice, very enthusiastic,
and looking forward to going to the base in Cuba.
Now that's a naked pyramid I'd like to see. Oh okay.
I stepped off the plane first. When we arrived at
the base and had to let my staff sergeant know
that I made some friends on the way down. The

(49:17):
cheerleaders were then invited to come and shoot machine guns
at our base on the range. Well, this might be
the hottest thing that's ever happened, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
shooting machine guns.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
And what is that? What is that magazine that always
has a girl with the black on their face and
you have an undercovery with a big machine gun on
the like soldier of Fortune or oh yeah, yeah, so
did they actually do it?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, Dallas Cowboy cheer that are shooting off machine gun.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
You've shot a machine gun, right, Evan, A few shot.
We shot a Newsy. It's terrifying how much force there
is when you pull the tar. It's unbelieve you have
no idea.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
So, yeah, yeah we did that. I'm only far to
rifle automatic. We can set you up, yeah, if you like,
if you like, if you'd like to do that, dear
Bob and Tom Show. I petitioned the court that Tom
be restricted from speaking certain phrases on the air. I'm on,
for example, wash that thang, Yeah that's going nowhere?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
No no, no, I would like no, no, Josh likes
my veto that. Uh, let's not okay, let's not lose
wash that thing. Go ahead, Okay, that's that's that's so
far the only one. Oh all right, thank you, thank
you very much.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
You always said it's amazing Wash that than like doctor
John Wash everything everything, everything right? Now, what's coming up?
In sports?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Lebron James ain't ain't going nowhere. Apparently he's happy being
in the NBA for now, but he's but he might
be retiring. He's setting a record for playing in the
league longest. Hell, uh forty, it'll be as it'll be
his twenty third season coming up.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
That's incredible.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Let's see what else? Oh u W NBA All Star
Game to be held at Indianapolis. We've got a new
they're gonna draft players. Caitlin Clark and the Fujia Collier
have been named team captains. Okay, they're gonna draft each
and every player for the for the game, and they
have to make the choices.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Wimbledon starts today.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Yeah, they're gonna They're gonna a pool of players and
they're gonna pick teams just like they do in the NBA.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Kind of something that's fun. It's fun. Okay, yeah, that'll
be potentially generate some hostility.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Is her injury better?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I know she's she has a growing and she's working
through it and they won over the weekend, but she
did not play. Okay. What city is hosting Wimbledon this year?
Carlos Carlos escape from al Karaz Is your favorite going
into Wimbledon that starts today? I believe?

Speaker 10 (51:57):
Right?

Speaker 9 (51:57):
Well, well, I guess we'll find out what's strawberry is
and who knows where it will be this year? It
rotates right now.

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Speaker 4 (54:14):
Christy Lee, Yeah, Pat Godwin, Hello, Jeff Hooker, Hey, Hello,
Josh Arnold.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
He's Cosby. We're in the Riley Auto Parts Studios. I'm
Chick McGhee. Hello, Tom, Tom looking for something in a
cup right now, which is always just trying to distinguish
my iced tea versus my hot team. You haven't spilled
anything yet today, Yes, I have. I've already cleaned it up.

(54:40):
Bless your heart. You have the lips on these cups
stick out too far. Al Yeah, everyone everyone heard that
right now.

Speaker 8 (54:48):
He was talking to me. Oh yeah, let's be clear.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Okay, now you need it more gloss over this. Your
problem is the lips on the cops stick out too far.
You need a more streamline. Well, this is a different
compan I normally use just I was busy over here
and spilled. It's cool. We're good. We can move forward,
all right, Okay, since we have miss Hooker here, she's

(55:12):
our our culinary consultant, if you will, yes, uh c
we have. So I have a couple of things that
are have been in the past served up at state fairs.
There's that thing, it's the deep fried. I don't know
when this started. It's just the Remember the oreo was

(55:33):
that the first one? Or was it Snickers? Snickers was
right there too.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
Yeah, you know what, he might be right, The untraditional
deep fry is what we'll call it.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
But the dough that they deep fried and just put
water in it somehow and you just ate the dough
that I think that deep fried might have been my favorite.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Well, here we go. At the Texas State Fair, they
had deep fried butter. Oh yeah, that's pretty good. Again,
So how do they isolate it so that it doesn't
just usually.

Speaker 8 (56:02):
In a deep freezer, they'll do a deep freeze before
they dip it in batter. Oh I see, okay, and
then do it that way.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Okay, so this okay, the deep fried alligator at the
Minnesota State Fair.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
Chick and I have had that.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
I bet Christy and I are the only people have
had a deep fried alligant, ask me what it tastes
like chicken?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Tastes like chickens, and thank god we had ranch dressing
a dog. Did a little bit of inquiry into this.
There is a place we can get that? Yeah, very close. Yes,
and they have it every day. Yes, deep fried alligance.
Well the nuggets, it's frushgator though, right. Yeah, Okay, Wisconsin,
the Wisconsin State feerh State Fair rather U did deep

(56:47):
fried beer, which makes perfect sense.

Speaker 11 (56:51):
I wonder.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
I am curious about that one.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I don't like, how do they do that? Yeah, I
don't know how they do any of them.

Speaker 13 (56:56):
Again, I keep thinking it's the deep freezer. There's a
there's a there's azer like a commercial grade like scientific
crazy freezer, Viking.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
So what they freeze the beer and then they put
then they wrap it in the in the dough, and
then they deep fry it.

Speaker 13 (57:11):
So the deep friar is so hot that it's literally
you dip it in and take it right back out.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
So it just cooks the outside. Deep fried mac and cheese.
That sounds good.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
Wow, we've had that.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
We had that at ours. Uh, North Carolina State Fairs
has done that. This I think sounds Great Arizona State
Fair did deep fried cheese burger on a stick? Okay,
huh like a burger.

Speaker 8 (57:36):
Sickle doesn't sound bad.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
Ones.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
They would have to be relatively small, but how they
would stay together? You have a deep fried cheeseburger, but
I think they I'm guessing they would be relatively small.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
Skeward like a corn dog. Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Oh so you think, oh I never thought about that.
So you think that there the stick goes through them
in there Instead of being hamburger shaped, their shaped like
a home.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
That's true.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Or it could be what's what's the dairy queen?

Speaker 9 (58:07):
One?

Speaker 13 (58:08):
That's ally a dilly bar? It could it could be
like that circular that way too.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
The Georgia Uh National Fair did deep fried peach cobbler.

Speaker 8 (58:18):
That sounds really good.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yeah, that does sound really good. Not a fan of
the cobbler.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
I love peach cobbler, not any cobbler.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
No cobbler.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
This is wrong.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
It's like a pie ironic anyone with all with you
spending all your time buying shoes, and yet you don't
like cobbler. You don't want to take this freud around?
Is there anything I could say that you don't end
up hurting me? Is that? I hope this is a
cobbler free zone over here. I don't like peach apple
fruit cobbler.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
No fruit cobbler, only cream pies, chocolate cobbler.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
I don't like pie green pie. I don't like fruit
pine gream pie. The Indiana State Fair did deep fried
sugar cream pie.

Speaker 8 (58:57):
Okay, that is the that is the state pie.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Wait a minute, I forgot about sugar cream pie. That
is a good pie.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
There's no fruit.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
What is sugar cream pie? Never heard of? Well, you
take your sugar in your cream and make a pie.

Speaker 8 (59:10):
It is It takes long time.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Look at look at the recipe. Sugar grate cream greate pie. Great.
How could it possibly go wrong? Is it a little runny?

Speaker 13 (59:18):
No, it's like any It's like any cream pie that
you've ever I gotta stop saying that, except you don't.
You won't add a flavor, like you don't add cocoa
for chocolate or bananas for banana cream.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
The Ohio State Fair did a the best fare in
the land, deep fried buckeye pie with peanut butter and chocolate.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Tell me you're a buckeye and without telling me you're
a buck eye. Anything, peanut, butter and chocolate. I'm in, Buddy, I'm.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
In Alabama State Fair? Did deep fried banana pudding?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
You think they call it shaky pudding? Aaron, Bama. I'll
bet they do. I don't remember shaky pudding. You remember
shaky pudding?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
I don't. Isn't that from like Five Easy Pieces or Gator.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Or on the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
March in Betweens and Gator. Isn't that Shakespeare or Mad Magazine?
I forget which line. It's all over here deep Fried
Green Chili in New Mexico at the New Mexico station.
Does it?

Speaker 10 (01:00:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Yeah, sorry, I read it wrong, deep Fried Green Chili cheesecake?

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
WHOA?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Now there you got three things going?

Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Fellas and ladies? Ready?

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Shaky pudding from the fabulous movie White Lightning. You we're
close with Burt Reynolds, and I believe Jerry Lee, Uh
not Jerry Lee. Jerry Reid is in it. Here's the line.
Now I know why they call you Gator? You like
that shaky pudding? It makes no sense, booters, Gater, I

(01:00:55):
don't know what that does?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
That make? Here? Shaky pudding? Clip from White Lightning? Are
you remember what I said?

Speaker 10 (01:01:05):
What she said?

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
I was telling about my recipe for shaky put.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Shaky, would like to try some white light I remember that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
I know I need to know the recipe.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
I think it's just a vagina.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
The way she Shakespeare.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Want to the lady. I don't know who the lady is.
Who says that I don't know. Mhm uh. And that's
to Burt Reynolds.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Right, I didn't know that was a franchise. So there's
White Lightning and Gator, right. Jennifer Billingsley plays Lou and
she says the shaky pudding line, and of course Burt
Reynolds plays Gator.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
McCluskey.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
They're running wisk well ever clear, white.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Shine, They're running shine. She tempts Gaiter, actually doing a
shaky pudding. Sorry, go ahead, My fault entirely.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Jesus of the movie Gator. It's white lightning light, yeah,
I think.

Speaker 9 (01:02:11):
And let's be fair that the Venn diagram of State
Fair Foods and those who have seen Gator, yeah, let's start.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Why are you explaining it to them? This? This one
is really something the Illinois State Fair did. This one
deep fried spaghetti and meatballs on a stick. Okay, so
that's got to be like a I guess a globe
of I mean that would be hard to eat, but

(01:02:41):
I mean it might be great.

Speaker 13 (01:02:43):
Yeah, I'm guessing they use gelatine in some of these
to hold the stuff together.

Speaker 8 (01:02:47):
And then the deep fry happened.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Did you eat that? But you'd have to that would
be I would think extraordinarily messy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
I tell you what's messy and shaky pudding gets. But
some guys don't care. I got my bed, I'm ready.
I'm ready for that, Jake Sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Hello everybody, if you're just joining us, If you're just
joining us, Hello, We are in the Oreli Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. We were just
reviewing some of the fine deep fried items served at
a variety of US state fairs and county fairs. Have
you ever had any of these deep fried items? No,
there's no one, no, none of the ones that I read.

(01:03:30):
I'd like to try a couple of them. Or you
don't even like corn dogs? Right? I am not a
big corn dog fan.

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
Although he did have many corn dogs, and he like those.

Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
Didn't know what he was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I grabbed a couple walking by, and what did you
call them? Yeah? You have some sort of breaded dog.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
And I'm starving you and Dorothy Parker had them in
the circle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
My daughter was eating something and I walked by, had
eaten all day, and what are these? They weren't too
they weren't bad. They're like little weenie winks with what
they call.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
We all know what a mini corn dog is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
I never had one. I'm not a big corn dog fan.
For a traditional bun for the hot dog. What are
you having? Hot dog? Ketchup fro muster? I kind of
like them playing frankly. Oh well that's John. She want
to tell them. Oh, I I would never judge anybody
with how they have. No, that's wrong. A plain hot
dog is wrong. How do you have your dog onion

(01:04:24):
mustard boom? Only the onion and mustard best. No, thanks,
it's my favorite I used to have. I used to
have ketchup only, and I aged out a ketcher I did.
Christie's my understanding. You eat yours like corning the cow
because you don't want to give any any ideas. She
doesn't want anything going viral. Yeah, okay, okay. Now it's

(01:04:46):
tied to check in briefly with the sports sporting scene.

Speaker 9 (01:04:48):
We just talked about a bunch of deep fried State
Fair food? Is it because there is new state fire.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
There always is. I just was going over a bunch
of stuff from the past. Every year these States Fair
will announced we.

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
Count season.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
So okay, I'm sure they have like raccoon knuckle sliders
coming somewhere. Yeah, meth dusted corn dogs, you know stuff that.
How about this, Josh.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Several new and creative deep fried foods have debuted at
Major League Baseball stadiums this season.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
How about that? Some highlights I'm trying to I'm trying
to keep Josh.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
I know, deep fried peanut butter and nutella sandwiches, fried Zeppel.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
That led zepe for It's an Italian past It's a
great album. Deep fried Pizza. You didn't have that, did you?

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
They're deep fried pizza, tom, Okay, I mean, in the
hell could they do that? Yankee Stadium is for friede
What is that? It's like an elephant right thing?

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
It's yeah, It's just a pastry with a lot of.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Powdered sugar, powdered sugar toppings with canoli cream, chocolate sauce,
and raspberry sauce. Deep Fried pizza a deep fried crust
stuffed with mozzarella, pepperoni and marinara sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Isn't anyone ever tried to think? Where you it's like
a you bring your own b yo and they fry it.
You walk up and hand them something they have to
put in the fryer. Okay, are you fry this cannon
mountain dew? I'll leave the can. I might have to
do this with the compound fried crab dip.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
Mmm, oh yeah, it would be like a like a
cheese ball.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Oriole Park in Baltimore. That's that's lottery winter food.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
We got this money.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Now tell me you won the lottery without telling me?

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Oriole Park crab dip stuffed into jumbo pasta shells, breaded,
fried and dusted with old bay.

Speaker 8 (01:06:58):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
That's that's good eating right there. And Polish cannon balls.
This is where square you're taking square of food and
put in your hand and duncans and.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Teeth from your hand in and the whole thing. What's
it called Polish cannon balls? They are deep fried bites
made with egg noodles, kill bossa, cabbage, bacon and cheddarajosh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Those are the Polish bowling balls. One hole that went
over like a Polish bowling bone. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Lebron James is exercising his fifty two point six million
dollars option with the Lakers for twenty five to twenty six,
confirming that he will become the first player in NBA
history to play a twenty third season. A person with
a knowledge of the situation. The person said that James
nor the team has announced the decision publicly, but that's
where they're headed. James turns forty one in December of

(01:07:54):
this year. He's been an All the NBA pick and
twenty one of his twenty two seasons in the league.
And I bet that one season he didn't make it
really bugs the hell out. In the w NBA, Caitlin
Clark and Ephesia Collier Well captain the w NBA All
Stars Game next month. The league announced this yesterday. Clark
received one point two million votes, and call you about

(01:08:15):
one hundred thousand fewer. The two will draft fellow starters
from a group that will be revealed later today.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Does that put too much pressure on him? Though? No, Well,
they've been doing this in the NBA, I know, but
it did. Like Lebron and Staph, will you feel when
you feel obligated to remember when you were a kid
and you'd picked teams. There was a lot of politics
to it. I'll bring up the the what do they
call something the white elephant in the room? Is that right? No,
that's not your elephant elephant, no color, No, that's Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
Do you think this would be a bigger problem in
the w NBA because it's female related or.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
There's where cat fighting?

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
More cat fight. That's the best thing that's ever happened
with me. I didn't take it. Yeah, there's there's the
almost w w E component of this is very helpful.
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh I think it is. Absolutely. I
went to one of the games, loved it. I'm going back,
as they.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Say, Chicago, Vegas, Minnesota, Golden State in the Atlanta one in.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
The w n B. A. Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna
find out about wimble Don and more things in the
world of sports. I've also got some new stuff from
state fairs that are somewhat A couple of them are
a little bit disturbing, but.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Deep fried fingers that'd be disturbing. No, like lady fingers.
I'll bet that's deep fried carnifinger. They could call it
carney fingers, you know, you know, like they make what
do they make the earth worms?

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Don't they make that?

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Yeah, gummy gummy worms coming out of chocolate pudding or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Carney fingers. The chalcol would be under the chalcolate would
be under the fingernails.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
That's exactly right. That's where I was at a dirty,
filthy carney you know how they are.

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We'll get back to sports in just a second. We
promised we would read this letter almost every day, so
I think we should read it one more time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
To leave.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
All right. This comes to us, of course, from Craig,
who was kind enough to write clearing something up Christy,
as you know, moved recently. Correct and in the process
of which Christy had to move her grandfather clock. Yep,
and she mentioned that her husband has something called a
grand mother clock. I was not familiar with the grandmother clock.
I love that clock.

Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
Yeah, yeah, well your son has it now because we
don't need two clocks.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
That's what I was told. That's pretty much just Craig, right,
Bob show to shut up and be quiet, shed but
go ahead. The difference between a grandfather and a grandmother clock.
The grand mother clock is like a grand father clock,
just without the dog. Gonna thank you very much. That's

(01:11:30):
worth preserving. That fire find joke. We do have a dog.
Dogs in the news coming up. As a matter of fact,
we a dong update, but right now, a sports update
from the sports desk with Chick McGee. Carlos escape from
Al Karraz.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
First match on a grass court came just six years ago,
and now Wimbledon' getting started today. The twenty two year
old from Spain, we'll play in his first center court
match of this fortnight. An honor reserve for the previous
years men's jam. The contest against someone from a foreign
country will open Alcaraz's bid for a third consecutive championship

(01:12:10):
at the All England Club.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Wimbled. Actually his name is Fabio f O g n
I N I.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Maybe maybe that maybe the G is silent. No, f
O g n It's not for Genie.

Speaker 12 (01:12:35):
F O g n I N I.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
See if it was f O g I n I,
that would be for Genie. But this is f O
g N. Maybe maybe the N is silent, like maybe
we go like that would be.

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
Silent.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
I said g.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Fifty times ago before he started listening. I forgot the letters.
So you're saying for Yeni Horace filet show is to
dance today, Move on, horse show, incredible backhand. A man
in China, Oh gosh, are we up to this? Okay,
here we go? Where's my well?

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
Where the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Oh stupid my fault record. Okay, this cannot be your
world record because this is literally sitting there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
A man in China has said set a new Guinness
World record for the greatest distance traveled by a train
in twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Oh he's not operating the train, just sitting in a train.
But he's got to change a bunch of trains, that's
the thing. He's changing trains. Mister, this is the best.
But you can see why I picked this story.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Mister Wang Dong two covered. Indeed their first name Wang,
last name Dong. Everybody Wang covered three thousand, six hundred
and fifty eight point foury eight miles in a single day,
traveling from Sheeznan north to Yibbin, a near coast to

(01:14:15):
coast trip across China.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Wow, Holy hell. His record attempt faced several close calls.
In Beijing, he had just thirty one minutes to swich trains,
including a subway transfer. A three minute delay on his
incoming train threatened to derail the efforts, but he made
the connection one train, I think by all the writings
in Chinese, and you know, oh that's good. Yeah that's good.

(01:14:39):
Gotta be really confusing, you know what trained to get on?

Speaker 14 (01:14:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
What is all this gibberish?

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Gosh and his final train arrived two minutes late, and
when he stepped off, only forty seconds remained in the
twenty four hour window.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Thank you is just thrilling. Pat, do you have a
song about this. He started this. Okay, he's breaking records
left and right. Everybody Wang Dong I wanted to sing along.
Everybody winked off.

Speaker 7 (01:15:13):
Everybody wanked tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
I thought you said wanged off. No Wang, his name
is Wang? Is that last name? Do o nng Dong
Wang Dong? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Won.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
If he's ever walked up to him, did you realize
that both your names in the English language someone of
Wang Dong I have kind of a sports story please.

Speaker 10 (01:15:34):
Former NFL linebacker mel Owens, who played for the Los
Angeles Rams, is facing criticism for comments made ahead of
his appearance on the upcoming season of ABC's The Golden
Batchelor speaking on the m Go Blue podcast with John
Jensen the sixties.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
First of all, I've recently become friends with John Janssen.
We're email buddies. He was a fabulous member of the
Washington Redskins. He went to Michigan and he had his
own podcast Michigan and he works at one of our
affiliates in Michigan. So good morning, John.

Speaker 10 (01:16:05):
Well, the sixty six year old veteran I'm talking about
mel Owens now said he told producers his age preference
for potential matches was between forty five and sixty, and
that he would cut any woman over sixty years of age.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
He doesn't mean he's gonna staber, No, he means he's yeah,
that's how old?

Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
How old is he?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Did you say sixty six?

Speaker 10 (01:16:25):
A producer reminded mister Owens that women would quote be hot,
but advised him not to use the word cut. Mister Owens,
of course, defended it by saying, of course that's an
NFL term. You know you're going to be off the team, right,
He told producers if sixty year over, I'm cutting them.
This is not the Silver Bachelor, this is the Golden Bachelor.
Whoa man, I were the producer of this show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
I can't agree with Melmore.

Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
I know I would get one of him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
No, why doesn't he have the right to cut whoever
he wants?

Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Well, what is that true?

Speaker 13 (01:16:59):
That does like a golden Era ends at sixty?

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
Is that? No?

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
I think?

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
I don't think that's okay. I thought the show was
like fifty eight up. What mistake?

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
I thought he made the mistake of saying it out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Oh that's what I think yourself, dude.

Speaker 13 (01:17:14):
But then he says something else wild about uh, no,
hip implants. I don't want any girls with hip implants.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
What does that mean? Like literal hip because they're so
old they had to get their hip hip replacement. Okay,
I I thought he meant like plastic surgery. No, no, no, no,
that's lip. Yeah, I saw that. I took it out
of the story. I didn't make sense to meant he meant, no,
what's wrong? I know people in their forties who if

(01:17:41):
I have He's.

Speaker 9 (01:17:44):
He's trying to be funny, is what he is. That's
the old hack joke because oh yeah, you got a
hip replacement.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Yeah. Sorry, I just realized it's in one of one
of your songs. Yeah, but let's be clear here, Pat
was one of the first to do it, the first. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
Lead.

Speaker 10 (01:18:00):
There's not a hard and fast rule for who can
be on Golden Bachelor. But okay, so we'll see maybe
all of the contestants will be forty five.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
How many of these have they don't.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:18:10):
They've only done one. Yeah, and that's the one Golden
Bachelorette they've done.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
They did rating set record Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
They got divorced after three months later.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
I don't see a problem with that either, Hey, get
out of there. Sorry. Do you remember when this? Would
you remember this guy as an athlete?

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
I'm aware of him now. He played for the Rams.

Speaker 13 (01:18:33):
But the guy before him is way more attractive that.
The first guy is way hotter than this guy.

Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
I'm just sharing.

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
I think the smell Owens was here in the Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Oh, I don't know, maybe not.

Speaker 7 (01:18:48):
Yeah, that's him.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
He's a good looking guy. Hard pass really, Oh you
don't see there's nothing handsome there. No, I'm not into it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Looks very fit. Okay, I got a caption for that.
Can I have a capture contest? Are are you thinking
about teeth whitener?

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
Those are.

Speaker 8 (01:19:05):
Teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
No, I could definitely see where women would enjoy that.
It's just not on my radar.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
You never know. I'm wearing a diaper. It depends this guy.
The essence of the thing was he was saying he
wouldn't he wants to be with a younger leader. Of course, yes,
then yeah, don't then don't go on the old people show.

Speaker 8 (01:19:27):
Yeah, ye, there's an app for you.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
You're gonna use your next football player, and that's what
you look like, yeah, this would be a good thing
for Bill Belichick could host. Well he went way young.
Huh yeah he did, and welcome to Barely Legal. Well, yeah,
i'm men on socials. Chicks down might be even I
would find it. Come on, so this guy is sixty.

Speaker 10 (01:19:54):
Six years of age and you won't date any women
in his own ages basically what he's saying.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
If you're over sixty years.

Speaker 8 (01:19:59):
I feel like they should have talked about this before
they cast him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Yeah, well this is artificial hips and wigs.

Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
And wigs and how about what about a topper?

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
About how about fake booth?

Speaker 10 (01:20:13):
That's what I was going to ask, fakeosedout?

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Yeah, exactly, Well it's a topper.

Speaker 8 (01:20:19):
What it's just a lot of women when their hair
things on the top, it clips on the top, and.

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
We called them wigglets. My mother used to wear a wigt.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Crazy top topper.

Speaker 8 (01:20:30):
They call him toppers. Now they just clip in and like, yeah, tommy,
tom would do for me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
We're just a topper.

Speaker 9 (01:20:40):
I've got nothing to clip it too, well, topper one morning,
if I would get one online?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Sure, okay, we've always threatened to do a two pay show.
Oh man, aren't they quite hot? Like won't we be
super hot? After there's the guy, there's the guy at
the gym that there's the guy at the gym that
has the bad die job in the tube you can
see where the tube is dry, and then about halfway
down the back of his head there rivulets of jet

(01:21:08):
black India ink dripping. You know there's a guy. You say, yeah, okay,
all right, well when does the Golden Bachelor start going
on TV?

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
I'm trying to find that out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
That's all right.

Speaker 8 (01:21:21):
I know it's a massive hit, but yeah, yeah, do
you watch any reality TV?

Speaker 11 (01:21:25):
Josh?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I watch.

Speaker 9 (01:21:27):
The only thing that would be close to it is
I like zombie house Flipping and half what is it?
That's what they take old houses called. It's just a
flipping show and then they and then I watched Ghost Adventures.
Oh yeah, what if there was a topless fishing show?

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
You know what I think?

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Would you be distracted?

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
I don't imagine all the jiggling is they're fighting that drouts.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I just be so nervous about the hooks and this
is insane.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:22:01):
An answer to your question, Golden Bachelor season two. This
season has not been announced, but it's expected to air
this fall ah. Oh so yeah, they're just already getting
publicity and they're starting.

Speaker 8 (01:22:13):
So there's chances that they've already filmed this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
No, I think so chan chance?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Yeah, okay, Fabian Fabiana Owens is who he was married to,
Mel Owens ex's wife. It was nineteen years younger than
he is. Ah, and they have gotten divorced. Yeah, they've
gotten a divorce.

Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
I got two boys, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Oh yeah, all right, well I hope one of them
the name Owen. Coming up, we coming up. We have
a bowl seaman update. We have an interesting marijuana story.
And what workers, what employees, if you will, are the
happiest on the job. We're going to find out from
the Oraileioto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
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Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
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Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
I'm chick. Hello Tom, Hello Chick. We have a we
have a bonus sports story. Am I getting this right?
I thought you might do that without answering my question earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
One of the NBA's top free agents is now the
subject of a serious gambling investigation from the US District
Attorney's Office Detroit. Piston's guard Malik Beasley, faces allegations of
gambling related to NBA games and prop bets during the
twenty twenty four twenty twenty four season as a member
of the Milwaukee Bucks. One prominent sportsbook reportedly detected unusual

(01:24:03):
betting activity on Beasley props starting in twenty four. For instance,
and a January thirty first, twenty twenty four matchup between
the Bucks and the Blazers, the odds on Beasley recording
less than two point five rebounds moved significantly before the game,
going from around plus one twenty to minus two point fifty.

(01:24:25):
After the under experienced a high amount of action. Beasley
recorded six rebounds that night. An investigation is not a charge,
Beasley's attorney told ESPN. Malik has afforded the same right
of the presumption of innocence as anyone else under the Constitution.
As of now, he's he's not been charged with anything

(01:24:48):
that's right from the snap judgment.

Speaker 7 (01:24:52):
If you've got to make that kind of a Aren't.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
They making enough money as it is?

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
Yeah, Beasley and the Pistons are in serious talks as
I'm talking on a new three year, forty two million
dollar deal. But those talks have been halted. Wow, into
ESPN again. He's with the Pistons right now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Oh well, of course if when we talk about the Pistons,
I can't help but play this song. We can all
sing along. I just love this tune.

Speaker 12 (01:25:16):
The Detroit Pistons former champs of basketball.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
I have so many souvenirs it's hard to list them all.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
I have Piston pants, I have Piston shorts, have Piston
beer mobs. Sometimes people don't even know. I have Piston
ash trays. I have Piston tunes. I have Piston basketballs.
When I dribble, they do to Little Timmy Kavanaugh and

(01:25:50):
the fabulous Piston song. Thank you, thank you, thank you
very much. It's a time for us to switch gears
and go from the Pistons to the Silac and It's
News Jest starring Christie Lee.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
Why thank you Tom. The research reveals which jobs lead
to the most and the least happiness. According to the
annual Shift Pulse report from the workforce management platform Deputy,
nearly eighty percent of shift workers say they feel good
or amazing about their work.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Okay, all right? Good or amazing?

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:26:23):
The happiest workers were in tobacco, east, cigarette and marijuana stores.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
And unlimited disability No.

Speaker 10 (01:26:32):
I mean this is odd, right, following like bud tenders,
followed by catering, cafe, coffee shops, and dental offices huh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Okay interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
The unhappiest workers were found in.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Anything working with Tom. I'm just asking for a friend.

Speaker 10 (01:26:57):
No, no, go ahead, christy, pharmacies yeah, followed by delivery
and postal services, animal health, and medical clinics.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Huh.

Speaker 10 (01:27:06):
Warehousing and storage workers were the least satisfied with their work.
But wouldn't that be shift work?

Speaker 11 (01:27:11):
What is?

Speaker 7 (01:27:12):
What do they define as shift?

Speaker 6 (01:27:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Working in a warehouse I think it could be really
boring A lot you loved it? Yes? Aren't there lots
of places to nap?

Speaker 7 (01:27:21):
Did you use a forkliff?

Speaker 9 (01:27:22):
Yes, oh yeah, I loved it and I just cranked
the music and organized and did inventory and I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Yeah. I know someone who works at the FedEx warehouse
and loves it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
The hours are great, great benefits.

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
If you like to I was mostly alone, and so
if you do like very solitary work, so if you
love working with people, it may not be for you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
But what's that place called?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Is it Ciberis you mean the hotel hotel?

Speaker 12 (01:27:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, like cleaning the bathtub. There
would be low on my list for like a sex
hotel rooms. Yeah, it was still popular.

Speaker 7 (01:28:04):
It's still a business kind of near my house. I
drive by it a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Is there is there a national chain of those? We
had one in Philly?

Speaker 11 (01:28:13):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:28:13):
Is it the share And it was like the top
level what you didn't have a name? Oh, every room
had a different theme, like a space fantasy, fantasy. Okay,
that would be a that job would be it's pretty wild.
You wouldn't want to look it was crazy. You wouldn't
want to like.

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Yes, there are more. There are a lot of cybers apparently, but.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
I mean the guys, the guys that work at the
weed store. Here's a stupid question. Do they get drug
tested to keep those jobs?

Speaker 9 (01:28:45):
I sure hope not. Well, well, yeah, I'm sorry. Your
test is showing you haven't smoked weed in three months
we have.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Is there a problem, Well, there's going to be smoke
them up. But were Amazon drivers where were they in
the list?

Speaker 10 (01:29:05):
They were not happy happy delivery and postal service workers.
That's a thankless job, unhappiest worker.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
And I saw a video over the weekend of an
Amazon driver he's retiring, have to say goodbye to all.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
The dogs on his round. I saw that.

Speaker 12 (01:29:18):
What do they have?

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Like, Hey, here's something'll make you a song? Yeah, no kidding, geez.
You see the ups guy and the slipping slide. Yeah
that was fun. Oh that's great. I did see that.
It was it's a guy. He pulls up and they've
got a homemade slipping slide. It's like a ten foot
swath that's ten feet wide, and then they're they're squirting

(01:29:40):
water and soap sods on it and the kids are
all sliding around it. This guy just takes his shoes
off and does it. And uh, if that's it? Sound
like when mom goes down that top down the slipping slide.
What does it sound like, douche? Doesn't it? Is that right?
I didn't know what you were shooting out, I thought,

(01:30:00):
and that's fact my mom got involved in that. Oh
your mom liked it. Okay, Okay, So the pot vendors
are the happiest, that's what they're saying.

Speaker 13 (01:30:10):
I don't know who they surveyed, but I'm sad to
hear that delivery drivers aren't happy because I've always wanted
to be a mailman like that was they're hiring.

Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
I know because there's a big sign out in front
of our post office.

Speaker 8 (01:30:22):
I'm oking.

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
Okay, No, you wouldn't want to be a post office?

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
No, Yeah, that's a job I could do too.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
Yeah, would you be a carrier or a drive?

Speaker 13 (01:30:30):
I would want to walk, I would. I would definitely
want to walk, and I would want to have one
of those little trolleys so I don't mess up my
back with the with the sling bag.

Speaker 8 (01:30:37):
Yeah, the whole thing. Really, I've really got this out.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
He appears to be extremely happy. Ups guy, that's great.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
I love company to work.

Speaker 8 (01:30:46):
It is a very good company.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
So who knows. Yeah, I'm with you, Christy. Who did
they survey. And what do they mean by shift workers?

Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
I think second or third?

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:30:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:30:56):
So do you have a postman that walks up to
your house and you know really no, no, a small town.
I would think they would.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Have a were you born in a small town? I
was Do you think you could drive one of those Christy?
I know you can't. I don't think I could drive
one of those cars. I'm almost certain that I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
Post Office or you're driving on the right side, I could,
I don't think. Wait just the kind of thing I could.
I could drive it, but I'd run into a lot
of things.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
You'd be surprised how easy it is.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
How do they go through a record traditional drive You
can do through? You back up? So wait a minute,
hold it. I think you just blew my mind. Are
all the drive throughs in England on the other side
of the car.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
It would have to be.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
It would have to be.

Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
Hell, yeah, what.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
Happens if you have a car shipped over there and
you're going to live there for the rest of your life.
Not that anybody in this room's been checking those options out,
but I would imagine they have a lot fewer drive through.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
You're gonna have to park in Christy.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
You have a one of those cars, right, I have
a right side drive correct.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Have you ever accidentally gone into a drive through forgetting No?

Speaker 10 (01:32:01):
But I have gone going to the drive through and
then realize, well I can't do this. Yeah, okay, if
you have a passenger with you, you can do it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Why didn't they go ahead and just put the steering
wheel of all cars in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
What happened to that idea was that, like ever a, Yeah,
you can see better, you can get partner.

Speaker 7 (01:32:25):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
When you're a kid, you think the steering whel would
be in the middle, Yeah, you do. Why would you?

Speaker 8 (01:32:31):
You can have friends on both sides.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Yes, I can't believe I'm saying this at least a
good question, because I mean they started as horseless. You
didn't ride a horse. You didn't just hang on one
side of the horse.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
You know in all the Westerns though, when they're on
a horse and they they have the guys off to
the left. Yeah, think about when they're driving a horse,
just like driving a car. Did they do that because
that's what they thought? Or is that historically correct?

Speaker 7 (01:33:03):
Oh, you're I'm going to do a deep dive way
in the weed.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
We'll find out. No, those are actually I don't believe it.
Those are such good questions. I don't need that in
my life. You agree with me.

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Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Slash Tom. Thank you very much, Chick. When we come back,
we'll try to find out why I found out we
don't drive cars. Well, then we will find out why
we don't have cars. Car seats right in the middle
there to drive makes more sense to me. Darn right
a slide o. I might have mine, mitrofrat Where would
you put the shifter them right between your legs? Oh? Yeah, okay,
good to you. We are in the Rally Auto Part Studios.

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Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin,
Jeff Hooker, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby On, Chick McGee, Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Tom, how are you well? You just asked a couple
of really good questions, and I think I did well.

Speaker 7 (01:35:07):
You want to know the answers.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
I think we were wondering why. You were wondering why
when they started making cars. Did they put the They
didn't put the driver right there in the middle of
the seat up front.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
The steering wheel in america's on the left side and
everyone right side.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
And you also asked, was this because when they show
buggies in Westerns, they're always sitting on one side or
the other.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
It looks like the American side to me, and that
looks I don't know if that's historically accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
That or may be historically inaccurate. I'll tell you why
in a second, Christy, you want to give him the explanation.

Speaker 10 (01:35:42):
Well, early automobiles in the United States designed with the
driver on the right despite driving on the right side
of the road. This was a result of mimicking existing
horse drawn carriage practices. However, by nineteen oh eight, the
Four People introduced the Model T and that was left
hand drive because Henry Ford said it was easier to

(01:36:04):
have the passenger's exit on the curb side, and that's
why you put the driver on the left.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Typically, apparently with the horse drawn carriages, you'd be in
the right because they wanted you to hold the reins
in your left hand and use your dominant arm to
whip the horse.

Speaker 10 (01:36:21):
Oh okay, and cars don't have steering wheels in the middle,
primarily because it would a limit seating capacity in the front,
making it difficult for the driver to get in and
out of because you have p your chaw.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
If you're in the middle, you might hit Uncle Clarence
right there in the nose and it could it cannot
be Clarence here it comes.

Speaker 10 (01:36:44):
It can obstruct the driver's view and make it harder
to access controls and enter an exit.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
As I mentioned, they say, so I'm having all my
and mine moved. All right, We'll see how much that costs.
It would be funny to go to a drive though
in your right hand drive car are Christie, and then
put it in park and crawl across the sad and
just insists do you have a bench seat up front?
Or is it a bucket seat?

Speaker 7 (01:37:06):
Or buckets?

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Oh so you really? It'd be really a pain that
classic move though you have your dog in the passenger seat.
It looks like the dog is z.

Speaker 7 (01:37:13):
That would be funny.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
You could also insist who's wrong me or you? Okay,
who's wrong in this? He wants bacon and everything.

Speaker 7 (01:37:22):
You're running. We have trouble, troubling christ.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
City Christilie is at her post, which is, of course,
the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening.

Speaker 10 (01:37:30):
Well, we were talking about the best places to work.
This is kind of interesting because some of those jobs
you may want to zone out. Well, the process of
zoning out, the act of mentally drifting away from your
current desk. I'm sorry, what or surroundings may actually boost
brain function.

Speaker 6 (01:37:46):
Check.

Speaker 7 (01:37:47):
Oh, that's why you're the smartest guy in the world
right now.

Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
That explains all of that whatever you were talking about.
Oh yeah, I'm clapping up.

Speaker 10 (01:37:58):
In a new study from researchers observed that certain brain
regions were activated during unstructured exploration. Study co author doctor
Marius the Turiu noted that even during moments of distraction
or aimless wandering, the brain is likely mapping surroundings and
preparing for future tasks.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
That's right, I'm mapping surroundings. But I think that's where
you come up with ideas something. I think we live
in a culture now where being bored is considered to
be bad. You are the worst person to be talking about.
Of course, I am That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
Suggests.

Speaker 10 (01:38:34):
They suggest that zoning out may still play a productive
role in learning. Scientists believe the findings offer insight into
how humans process information while disengaged.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
You're never disengaged, but it's important to allow yourself to
be bored. Yes, it really is. Just during the reading
of that story, you know, that's that's really interesting. You
ever ever driving along and you've been driving for a
while and then you realize you don't remember anything about
the previous five minutes. Absolutely, that's kind of every every

(01:39:05):
morning here. Yeah, I'm like, how did I okay, how
did I get here? Just going with So it's important
to zone out. It's good to know, I mean, so
it's not just uh, the onset of dementia. If you
just kind of space out. Haven't you ever thought of
a really good idea when you're kind of not even trying,

(01:39:27):
all of a sudden, some something just comes to you
and you, oh, that that's kind of interesting And.

Speaker 7 (01:39:31):
No, maybe I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Yeah, that's what you think. Something process your mind, sure,
some random something.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Okay, Next, I've always heard that dementia is not forgetting
where your car keys are, it's forgetting what car keys
are for.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
Oh, that's dementia.

Speaker 8 (01:39:55):
That's kind of sad. Thanks, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
So if you look at your car keys, you know
what the hell is this? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
They got for picking your ears. If you leave your
car keys in the freezer, that's normal evidently.

Speaker 7 (01:40:08):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:40:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Yeah. How many times you put stuff in the refrigerator
and don't forget that you've put it? Like the TV remote?
Don't you do that? No, I've never done the freezer.
Well you know what, I don't either, No, sir, not me.
Where the hell's the remote?

Speaker 7 (01:40:25):
You found it in your freezer?

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Possibly?

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
Okay, and it takes a wall for its haven't you
done that pad?

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
You haven't? No, Well, now I'm a large I've done
everything else.

Speaker 13 (01:40:37):
So you're saying, you open the refrigerator to get something out,
set the remote down, exactly, close it, forget But oh
it's not like you're just putting it in there and
walking on.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
No, not yet, this goes here, that's right.

Speaker 10 (01:40:50):
Yes, well that makes more sense the way she said it.
But no, I've never I don't walk around with my remote.
First of all, why do you have you remote?

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
You never know when I want to change channels?

Speaker 8 (01:41:02):
Fan, It's like it's like his wollobe.

Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
You don't look around with your remote.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
No, I know you don't know what the remote does.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
Okay, I know what Your only hope is you come,
You come in, and you sit down in front of
the TV, and somebody else comes along and asks you would.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
You like to watch something? Dead Road has forty buttons
on it, of which three of them have a function.
It is that, right? Could you explain to me why
they put the other thirty seven? I don't know, and
it really bothers me.

Speaker 8 (01:41:32):
They make sleeves for your remotes.

Speaker 13 (01:41:34):
Now, then you can only expose the buttons you need
for people who get confused by so many buttons.

Speaker 7 (01:41:41):
Oh god, you just made his dead.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
I do anybody see the remote?

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
Do you have one of those remotes that have a
really big numbers on it like your keyboard? No?

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Okay, but we all I think it's important. This is
an important story. I think also because you and say
it here significant other, Oh no, I wasn't not listening.
I was zoning out so I could think about deeper things.
That's a valid explanation. No, okay.

Speaker 11 (01:42:10):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (01:42:10):
You know what significant others don't like to hear is
it can say are you even listening to me? And
then you say, would you listen to that. It doesn't help.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Wow, So this is like your brain's buffering, like you're yeah,
kind of sometimes, but it's also like if.

Speaker 13 (01:42:29):
You if you just sit and you're quiet and there's
no noise, that's you're giving your brain time to develop
ideas and things.

Speaker 9 (01:42:36):
Twenty years ago, they did a study where people who
you know, how you're you could be reading something and
all of a sudden, your brain just goes away and
you go, oh, what the hell, I didn't I don't
even remember reading that last page.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
It would happen.

Speaker 9 (01:42:47):
They figured out around every seven and a half minutes,
and it was a direct correlation between when commercials.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
Came out on the TV shows. Oh my goodness. So
it's got to be different now where your brain after
seven and a half minut it just takes a rest.

Speaker 8 (01:43:01):
Yeah, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (01:43:02):
I can't imagine now with binging and less people watching
commercial television.

Speaker 8 (01:43:06):
Yeah, huh, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Well, thank you. Coming up, we have some exciting stuff
in the world of news with Christy Lee, but I
want to make sure that we squeeze in today in history.
We are in the Oreilly Auto part Studios and this
is the Bob and Tom Show. Would you like to
do a little bit of history right now?

Speaker 4 (01:43:23):
Well the music started, we can't stop now today in history,
last last day of June.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
Holy cow, how about that? Huhmber, I'm doing the logo?
Okay there, Well, what are you doing? Thirty days? That's September, April, June,
and November. All the rest have thirty one? What is
that bearing? Because June today's thirty thirty days in June,
not thirty one? Who thought there were?

Speaker 9 (01:43:50):
Oh, I'm telling you, Happy birthday to whom. Yes, Sally,
my daughter, Sally, wonderful, Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
On our way to camp. She's a camp counselor.

Speaker 9 (01:44:02):
She was my brace's buddy for a while. We both
had braces at the same time. We never all of
our legs are better.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Speaking of television, in nineteen fifty five, the Johnny Carson
Show debuted on CBS. Is that what it was called?
That's not the Tonight Show? That was another show? Okay,
man had no future? Yeah, television, there's a good one though.
Nineteen thirty eight, Action Comics number one debuted Miss Hooker.

(01:44:34):
Do you know who was on the cover? No Action
Comics Number one nineteen thirty eight I don't know Superman.
And what was he holding? I remember, I do not
an automobile a car? Oh, yes, you thought he was
holding his jone No no, no, no, no, no no.

(01:44:55):
That's that's a famous cover. Yeah, and that this one
of the most famous comic books. That Isn't there another
Superman on the way momentarily? Is we Yeah? Two weeks away? Yeah?
Has that had any any reviews yet?

Speaker 10 (01:45:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
I don't know. An expensive movie. I'll tell you. Oh
what's his face? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:45:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Zach what's his name? James Gunn
is James Gunn is a Superman, that's right, not if
he were half as clever as he thinks he is
his movies.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
I do like the I do like Crypto being inserted
into the Superman story. I can't deny that. You know
who Crypto is, the dog's Nuperman.

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Superman gets the out of him and he whistles for Crypto,
and Crypto comes out of nowhere and drags him back
to the fortress.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
Script and Crypto is a is a flying dog, and
Crypto also is named Crypto before Crypto currency and the
yeah in the comics made up for this. He's in the.

Speaker 4 (01:45:56):
Comics because Superman could throw something to the moon and
Crypto would.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Have to go fetch it, so he had to fly. Wow.
He wasn't happy about that, though, He'd go, Okay, I
know you can do it, but stop messing around. Cut
it out. This is really an important thing for scientists
out there. In nineteen ninety seven, an extra second was
added to a atomic clock's part of the leap second. Whatever,
it's all arbitrary, any joke.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
Does anybody really know what time it is?

Speaker 11 (01:46:26):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
Does anybody really care?

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
Then you go, we are you in the park? He
has somebody at my watch is stopped cold dead or whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
They it was a Saturday. Maybe we've uh in the
park in Sweden. I think it was July. I believe
we're in two thouds of us in twenty sixteen. You
can at least wait unil we're done talking.

Speaker 7 (01:46:48):
No, he zoned out.

Speaker 9 (01:46:50):
He's July jokes, I guess. But as we'll do a
mouth does that three of us are talking? Either a
total jerk or an insane person.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
We're over here. You're not having fun. Fun, that's fine,
let's see now this is interesting. In twenty sixteen, ikea
open a museum in Sweden. You have to assemble all
the exhibit yourself. There's nothing happened very Sweden, evidently.

Speaker 10 (01:47:27):
Hikee musicum Iikea stores and museum. Yeah, you walk through
and they have exhibits. Have you ever been in one?

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
In what? I bet you would? I get a little nervous,
and I've heard that you can't find your way out.
You can't, well, and you can't. You shouldn't. You can,
but you shouldn't deviate from the path they've chosen for you.

Speaker 8 (01:47:48):
Right, don't go through a side door.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
Yeah, you grab a meatball? Right, they got the meat
they've got. I like them, but overrated. Relax, have a meatball.
In nineteen seventy five, Share married rock and roll recording
artist Greg Almon. Briefly, did you have a today in history?
Peren Almond brothers?

Speaker 6 (01:48:10):
Only?

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Is that what goes on over there? How briefly would
you say? Shorter than Lemon drum solo in uh in
whipping post?

Speaker 10 (01:48:19):
It was?

Speaker 4 (01:48:20):
Is this true that Greg fell asleep in this spaghetti
when he met SHA's mom and dad or mom?

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Yeah, he was so strung out at some point.

Speaker 10 (01:48:29):
Yeah, he paid John Mayor yesterday on his show said
something he was playing Jessica and he goes, now, when
you listen to Jessica from the Almond Brothers, imagine because
I just thought of this the other day. You must
smoke pot that the Charlie Brown gang is in college
and this is the song.

Speaker 7 (01:48:46):
That they're all listening to. And if you listen to
it with that kind of mindset that.

Speaker 8 (01:48:55):
I don't think I've ever heard the song that Charlie.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Dicky Bett's instrument. It's very good. It is very good.
And that's pretty much over. Which is a couple of
birthdays besides my daughter Sally. Mike Tyson was born in
the state in nineteen sixty six. Is his Is his
marijuana business still going? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:49:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
I can't. I can't really.

Speaker 8 (01:49:21):
Into the mushrooms now. He's kind of pasted.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
You sell those two micro no, I don't think so. Also,
happy birthday to Vincent Donofrio. Donafrio, Donafrio, Sorry, who's private
pile in full metal jacket? Oh yeah, yeah, okay, he's
a cool actor. Yeah. And David Allen Greer, friend of
the show, born in the state in nineteen fifty six.

(01:49:47):
He's back on TV and a pretty decent show in
NBC called Saint Dennis. It's about a hospital. Yeah, Wendy
Wendy Mcca McClean and cohes or whatever. Yeah, you're right,
he's probably pretty good, very good actor. And that's so
pretty much. It a Cody Rhodes, son of Dusty Roads.

Speaker 4 (01:50:04):
Yes, okay, good wrestler. You remember how Duff the Road talk.
Duff the Road talk like this, man, I love it,
that's right. And you know how his fun talks just
like this. Well, I did not know that the Philip
and Fit.

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I'm sorry, what did you think that they have fimply fake?

Speaker 11 (01:50:27):
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Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Thank you very much. Well do you remember the movie
Finding Forrester?

Speaker 11 (01:52:39):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:52:40):
Sean Connery plays sort of a JD.

Speaker 9 (01:52:43):
Salinger type character, this reclusive authority of recluse. Yes for
friends of young black writer in college. And at one
point Sean Connery looks out the window while the young
kid is playing basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
All right, you older man, now dog.

Speaker 9 (01:53:01):
But there was back in the day, there was an
old website called like You're Themannowdog dot com and if
you clicked on it, it was just that scene repeated
over and over.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
So you're the man now dog, You're the man now dog?

Speaker 6 (01:53:15):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
Somebody took the time to make that site.

Speaker 4 (01:53:18):
Maybe that was someone's affirmation every morning. You know, go
out and make make Monday. You're a bitch, right nice.
That's a nice movie and the feature is so good.
F Murray Abraham, Oh I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
Yeahough, it was based on Jad's Hendred They'd be he'd
be befending young new Bile. Oh boy, you can take
any fun story and just take a little bit of reality.
Catcher in the Bush Okay, Oh, look who's over there.
It's Christie. She's at the Silac insurance news desk. What's happening.

Speaker 10 (01:53:52):
There's a new survey out there, and it reveals how
much American children are receiving an allowance?

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
What are they?

Speaker 7 (01:53:57):
Children?

Speaker 6 (01:53:59):
Five?

Speaker 10 (01:54:00):
According to research conducted by Wells Fargo, the average weekly
allowance for children between the ages of five.

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
And seventeen is I'm going to say seven dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:54:11):
Weekly allowance, weekly allowance?

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
Seven dollars? Well, how long ago? Were we going? Long ago?

Speaker 9 (01:54:15):
And now I got to be higher? What do you say, Pat,
I'll go I kind of know I'm not going to
play okay, I'll say thirty dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:54:22):
Okay, I read the story.

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
Oh sorry, anybody else?

Speaker 7 (01:54:27):
Ten thirty over thirty seven dollars a week?

Speaker 4 (01:54:31):
Choice. You and I were kind of right, Josh. You
said thirty, I said seven. Yeah, we were parenting. Yeah,
should we adopt a charm?

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
I don't know if we're ready for that or not.
Do you think you're ready for it? You know I'm
ready for it.

Speaker 9 (01:54:48):
I don't know why I said last week you were ready,
and all of a sudden, now you don't know if
we're ready.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
I didn't know what you were going to talk about
this publicly. This is you're putting me in a Is
this because we disagree on the sighting tough paint. I
told you you're asking for trouble with them while like this.
I like this new scenario. Chicken Josh is a bickering gay.
This is fun, your own business. I'm sorry. Thirty seven

(01:55:13):
bucks a week for one kid, Yeah, that's and that's average. Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:55:18):
You guys get an allowance growing up? Anybody in there,
Yeah you did?

Speaker 6 (01:55:22):
I think I did.

Speaker 7 (01:55:23):
It depended on the weeds.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
My dad said, here's your allowance. I allow you to
live here.

Speaker 4 (01:55:28):
My allowance, My allowance when I was a kid would
be my mother would tell me this week, I'm gonna
pull my punch, so.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
It'll give you a little time to either dodge it
out of the way or brace.

Speaker 10 (01:55:46):
Seventy percent of US parents provide their children with some
form of allowance. Among those, thirty percent say they have
increased the amount over the past year to keep up
with inflation.

Speaker 9 (01:55:57):
It's seventeen hundred and seventy six dollars per year. Okay, okay,
one thousand, seven hundred and seventy six. I don't know
why I said it, like I didn't know how numbers.

Speaker 4 (01:56:10):
Seventeen hundred eleventy nine.

Speaker 10 (01:56:16):
The majority of parents, seventy five percent provide allowance in cash.
Nearly twenty five percent now use peer to peer apps
like Venmo. In addition, twenty percent are using direct deposit
into their children's.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
Bank account with I think that may be a bad idea.

Speaker 7 (01:56:32):
And fifth between can give them prepaid debit cards.

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
Actually, my allowance when I was a kid with two
dollars a week, I remember that mine was about like
that for what exactly what chores were you in charge of?

Speaker 6 (01:56:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
If I wasn't in charge many.

Speaker 7 (01:56:47):
We had to just and sweep and take out trash.

Speaker 1 (01:56:49):
I think my dad kind of gave that to me
under the table. I know to buy bandages and things,
braces and fake nose? Is this story? Is this allowance
for doing something? It does?

Speaker 7 (01:57:06):
I would assume you don't just get money for nothing.

Speaker 9 (01:57:09):
I'm wondering if that's what allowance is now.

Speaker 8 (01:57:12):
Absolutely, get out of the house.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
I have a question the sank off of. Is it
common now for lemonade stands to take credit cards?

Speaker 9 (01:57:24):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
I think they should take peer to peer for sure. Yeah, cash, Yeah,
because yeah, I ran into one the other day and
it was venmo. Yeah that's the way to go. Yeah,
pretty funny. Really, it is funny to think about, but
also real handy. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:57:39):
Did you go to a Have you been to a
lemonade stand where they have a square? Is that what
you're saying?

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
I bet you in your neighborhood, the lemonade stands have squares.

Speaker 7 (01:57:46):
Yeah, I bet they do.

Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
Yeah, I was the lemonade warm.

Speaker 11 (01:57:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:53):
Yeah, it's usually uh.

Speaker 7 (01:57:56):
Time, it's usually country time.

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
I pull a little uh, put a little taste that
for you. Hot. Did you complain or ask for your
money back? Did you have a nine year old in
tears at any point?

Speaker 11 (01:58:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
No, no, no, everyone a neighbor kid. It was fine,
It was fine.

Speaker 7 (01:58:13):
He wouldn't take your cash.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
I didn't have any cash. I almost never have any money.

Speaker 7 (01:58:19):
Do you Venmo?

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:58:21):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:58:21):
Oh yeah, you have a Venmo account?

Speaker 6 (01:58:23):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
I am stunned.

Speaker 7 (01:58:24):
I am too.

Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
I may have the last I may be the last
one ever issued money.

Speaker 7 (01:58:37):
I bet you never hear that.

Speaker 10 (01:58:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:58:41):
Often.

Speaker 10 (01:58:41):
Actually, videos of people grilling ice cubes are going viral
on Chinese social media. What a street snack was made
famous by a short clip at a street food stall
in nan Chang. The video shows large ice cubes being
cooked on an open grill, seasoned with sauces as well

(01:59:02):
as spices before we've served on a plate.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
This kind of is what what miss Hooker was talking
about earlier with respect to the deep fried the butter
and stuff. Yeah, the deep but they and they put
it on the grill very quick.

Speaker 6 (01:59:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:59:18):
Often offered up for free. The dish reportedly popular on
hot days this past summer. In a night market in
Shangsha in Hunan Province, for around two dollars, customers can
purchase spiced in barbecued ice cubes prepared over an open flame.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
Now, isn't Shangshan next to walla walla bing bang?

Speaker 4 (01:59:36):
Is that? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
Anywhere. That's what I thought. Oh in the province, Uh
huh yeah, according to the Ping Paul.

Speaker 10 (01:59:45):
According to the New York Post, that's frozen water seasoned
with chili powder, ground Cuman, chop scallions, Cornder, and.

Speaker 1 (01:59:53):
Its ground common. It's like you said, ground human?

Speaker 7 (02:00:01):
Is it corander? Is that Oriander?

Speaker 10 (02:00:04):
Customers are buying the icy treat carefully picking them up
with chopsticks. Grilled ice can be found in different sizes
and shapes and mopped with barbecue sauce. I think that's
supposed to be topped with barbecue sauce.

Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
Much better.

Speaker 4 (02:00:20):
If you can pick up an ice cube with a
pair of chopsticks, you're at a whole other level.

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
I can pick up ice cubes with my metal chopsticks.
I am it's not right. I would like to see that.
I'll make a video today give us.

Speaker 7 (02:00:35):
Instructions on how to properly hold and use chopsticks.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
No, I like being the only one. Oh I bet
I can, I bet, I can do you. You can
do me, we could rise. I can do you one
better at chop sticks, really very good at chopsticks.

Speaker 6 (02:00:50):
Really.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
Annual dexterity thrown. Yeah, well you got weird. Yeah, you
can put you pick up marbles to the guy.

Speaker 8 (02:01:00):
Who struggles with coffee cups every morning.

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
Watch this, do the pencil thing or the whatever you've
got over there. Watch this. Okay, I've I've put a
coffee stir on my index finger and baby finger right
so you can see it, and then my the two
middle fingers are are Sorry, this is to wait a minute,
I gotta get it. I gotta get a dry one. Sorry,

(02:01:24):
a spit stick. Maybe I've lost my touch. Here are
you suffering from arthritis? Oh there it goes. Look at that.
I can take the two middle fingers and put them on.

Speaker 8 (02:01:36):
I don't know if I could do that.

Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
I know why you have a girlfriend. Yeah, this is
you kidding. Bang bang the magic touch a look at that.
Yeah no, no, don't do that. Caffe Yeah that's all that.
That's probably also what it was. But so no, right down,
I mean, this is kind of a fun thing. It
sounds like it's a street food and China, and you know,

(02:01:59):
I can just see your You're there with your lady
friend and you you just you're just sucking the spices
off the walls.

Speaker 8 (02:02:04):
Yeah, it's it's it's it's like Uh, it's spicy tea. Essentially,
it's like hard spicy tea.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
It's just some you know, there's gonna be some redneck.
Can I have that well done?

Speaker 6 (02:02:15):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (02:02:17):
I got I got a great letter from somebody. Yes, Tom,
give us of a Chinese redneck, wouldn't you do it?

Speaker 7 (02:02:25):
It's over.

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
I guess they're all red No, but I got a
letter from someone talking about how there are we're off
for the fourth gal right. There are rednecks everywhere in
every society and every culture. Sure, there's just a variation
on on what's happening out there. But yeah, I think
it'd be kind of fun, kind of tasty. But just
don't order it well done. They'll be handing you a shot. Class.

(02:02:47):
There's your well done ice cube.

Speaker 11 (02:02:51):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:02:51):
Kind of an oddity there now the way you have
coming up. We got your bears, we got your beavers,
and uh, I think we got a song from mister
Godwin if two. I think we have two songs for
Pat coming up real soon. From the Rally Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 12 (02:03:06):
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Speaker 1 (02:03:17):
Tom Show sent you.

Speaker 4 (02:03:20):
Hey, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Jess Hookers Here, there's Josh Arnold. Hi Ace Cosby. We
are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee
and Tom was just telling us about exploits around town.

Speaker 1 (02:03:41):
Well, the commercials were playing there. I understand you met
some new friends and just saying it's a good defense.
Good defense when you're about to get hit by a panhandler. Yeah,
the old old panhandler.

Speaker 9 (02:03:53):
As you can see, I'm handling this pan I was
wondering if you could put money in.

Speaker 7 (02:03:59):
People really do that. They'd have a pan and they'd
walk around asking for.

Speaker 8 (02:04:03):
Because it was metal and it would make a noise.

Speaker 7 (02:04:05):
Right, Usually a cup wasn't.

Speaker 9 (02:04:07):
Yeah, cup handlers like a cup handlers, your panhandlers, they
thought big.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
Yeah, they were exactly Yeah. The dreamer. And then you
saw you saw a car you liked, Is that right?

Speaker 6 (02:04:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:04:20):
A little exchange? What kind of I saw a car?

Speaker 9 (02:04:23):
You guys know me, I don't really care about cars.
And I saw one that really caught my eye. I
was like, what the hell's that?

Speaker 6 (02:04:27):
It was cool?

Speaker 1 (02:04:28):
It was a Thunderbird and I want to say like
early two thousand.

Speaker 8 (02:04:33):
Yeah them, yet they had.

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
The circular windows.

Speaker 6 (02:04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:04:38):
Cool car. Oh yeah, like it was a shame that
I t boned in the way.

Speaker 4 (02:04:45):
Right before you ran into it. A beautiful car. I'm thinking,
like a like a Robin Robin egg blue.

Speaker 7 (02:04:49):
They have that turquoise color.

Speaker 11 (02:04:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:04:52):
Are those expensive?

Speaker 6 (02:04:53):
Not now?

Speaker 4 (02:04:56):
Old you total buddy? Oh so what did you tell
the guy who liked the car that he was driving?
Did you play a cool car? It was a hey, buddy,
it was a classic.

Speaker 1 (02:05:07):
It was an old Buick probably I would say early seventies,
but tricked out mm hmm, cool wheels, just fun. He
was blasting the stereo. He was he was blasted. You
had to be sixty decibels. So you said, hey, what

(02:05:29):
what did you start a conversation with him?

Speaker 8 (02:05:31):
What are you doing?

Speaker 11 (02:05:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:05:32):
I know what.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
You say, Hey, my what a beautiful car. Wasn't this
in that White Snake video?

Speaker 4 (02:05:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:05:41):
No, I just we just started talking. And then what
he said, he said, give me your wallet and your
stop it. Oh what a different way on you.

Speaker 7 (02:05:51):
Hey, beaver activists in the UK.

Speaker 1 (02:05:53):
By the way, I love that movie.

Speaker 7 (02:05:55):
So they're doing.

Speaker 10 (02:05:56):
God's work by secretly releasing the animals into the wild.

Speaker 1 (02:06:00):
When stuff like this happened.

Speaker 10 (02:06:01):
What's the BBC and Underground network is conducting unlicensed beaver releases,
calling legal channels to bureaucratic Beavers were hunted.

Speaker 6 (02:06:10):
To legal channels.

Speaker 1 (02:06:12):
Legal channels often are to a bureaucratic definition.

Speaker 10 (02:06:18):
Beavers were hunted to extinction in Britain four hundred years ago,
but recent reintroduction efforts have begun. The National Farmers Union
says unlicensed releases are illegal, irresponsible, and posed risks including
flooding and crop damage. Authorities also weren't about potential welfare
concerns and the spread of disease.

Speaker 1 (02:06:40):
Here's the rest of us. Go to the bathroom. You
go to the bathroom, Josh, I thought, back in the day,
you were kind of a beaver activist. Yes, yeah, very
pro beaver. Uh huh, I'm anti beaver. Oh really that's
not surprising. Yeah, how about you, I'm pro beaver.

Speaker 9 (02:07:02):
Oh wait wait, wait, you mean so in your mind
beaver means bush and not the actual I thought it
was the whole.

Speaker 6 (02:07:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:07:12):
Yeah, that's why there's two words beat and smelt.

Speaker 1 (02:07:21):
Why isn't Why isn't that it's to be okay? Uh, well,
by the way, do panhandlers now take venmo? Is that
I have it? That that that's a good question I'm saying, saying, No.

Speaker 7 (02:07:35):
I don't spend enough time with I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:07:38):
You should be like, I bet you you know what
I'd like to.

Speaker 6 (02:07:43):
Smell it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:45):
You're out there with your your friends, privileged friend, You're
out there with your friends playing polo. I'm dipping my
toes into the ghetto.

Speaker 7 (02:07:54):
Oh believe me. I have given enough money, especially when
they have the dogs. How can you? And when I
was in Charleston, a guy was dressed as a pirate
and had two dogs, and.

Speaker 1 (02:08:07):
One of his dogs had them pat's at least twenty wow,
turned that down. That's a show.

Speaker 9 (02:08:14):
I think it's nor McDonald who had the joke of
the poor dog who's with the homeless guy and at
one point just going, man, this is the longest walk.

Speaker 1 (02:08:24):
I mean, don't get me wrong. Okay, here's pain which time.
Oh oh wait a minute, I'm sorry. You got your son,
we got we got beavers in the news have to
do it. No, No, I love this so called beaver activists.
We used to go to a place that head beaver
on the menu. Remember that place? I do they They
did indeed serve beefer. They served all kinds of exotic meats.

(02:08:47):
Tom single handedly made out of business.

Speaker 6 (02:08:49):
I'm sorry, beaver.

Speaker 11 (02:08:58):
Where to place the certain exacting dishes like elk and
wild boar. I heard it was delicious, but one thing
I ate made me sick. It's so sad to see
good be gone bad.

Speaker 6 (02:09:14):
Could be gone bad?

Speaker 1 (02:09:16):
Well, it was tough and dry.

Speaker 11 (02:09:18):
I took a whip and almost fainted. The pink could
turn brown, and it chases the kind of tinted. You
take your chances eating out, or I should have had
to trowel good be gone bad. You want it fresh,
don't let it spoil rotten or leave it hanging around
where it's forgotten.

Speaker 1 (02:09:39):
You better eat its wallets.

Speaker 6 (02:09:40):
Hot, because pretty soon it's not good. Beaver goes bad.

Speaker 11 (02:09:48):
Chris's on her phone right now. She's the lawless, dried up.
All it was was so delicious. She's cool and she
is cold now violent, vicious. She was up to no
good wessing.

Speaker 6 (02:10:04):
Now down to the wood.

Speaker 11 (02:10:06):
Yeah, good, beaver gone bad? Sometimes the beaver make that sound.
You got your smell, you got your pelt?

Speaker 6 (02:10:14):
Good bev gone bad? Good be good, be by good
gone bad. If we all break down.

Speaker 1 (02:10:31):
Let's get back to the action now important. So the
essence of this story was these these they're trying to
bring illegally bring beavers back into.

Speaker 7 (02:10:40):
Into n the UK.

Speaker 1 (02:10:41):
Where do they get them?

Speaker 7 (02:10:43):
They import? I don't know what you do get them?

Speaker 1 (02:10:46):
How do you do that?

Speaker 10 (02:10:48):
You buy them in the United States and then you
put them in a crate and then you send them over.

Speaker 1 (02:10:52):
Don't they have customs officials going in to declare anything
nothing in this suitcase with the Well, maybe.

Speaker 7 (02:10:57):
He's gonna take them to another country that you can't.

Speaker 4 (02:10:59):
You have to label the box pipe tobacco and then
it goes right to England. Yeah, okay, the New pop Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:11:08):
Have you been to the tobaccoist? Yeah, both tobacco. You
got me thinking about.

Speaker 7 (02:11:14):
Beavers in France. I mean, maybe they get them there.

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
The French beaver. Anybody smells like smoke?

Speaker 8 (02:11:23):
Why is beaver slang for female.

Speaker 1 (02:11:27):
Fur area?

Speaker 8 (02:11:29):
Are you sure you decided in your head?

Speaker 6 (02:11:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:11:32):
I don't think it is. Yes, no, it's got to
be at the teeth. No, I'm dog. I love that dog.
There's something interesting both that fur. When you mentioned the
thunderbird earlier, it's amazing. There are a lot of cars

(02:11:52):
named after animals over the years. You can come up
with ten of them just right off the top of
your head, I'm sure, but I can't you Poria Porsche,
say a flightless bird out of uh Ghana for the shaven.
But there has never been, as far as I'm trying
to see it, that there's never been a car called
the beaver.

Speaker 13 (02:12:13):
Well it's not a it's not a great name, but
a good A big station wagon with wood grain on
the sides, that would be a good beaver car.

Speaker 4 (02:12:20):
There was forward, Well how about a four by a
four wheeler. They could a beaver from Polaris, the twenty
twenty five beaver. But they've got them named after snakes
and birds.

Speaker 1 (02:12:30):
And yeah, snakes, viper oh right, yeah, hm hmm. That
scars out that i'd be And of course fish, there's
cars that are fish.

Speaker 6 (02:12:44):
I think.

Speaker 4 (02:12:46):
Yeah, from knowing you were going to talk about this
and you're looking straight at the internet, Well, you can't come.

Speaker 1 (02:12:52):
Up with anything.

Speaker 10 (02:12:52):
The originent of the slang term beaver is what I
was looking at in reference to the female genital is debate,
but one prominent theory connects it to the world's earliest
meaning as a slang term for a beard. The term
beaver was used in British slang in the early twentieth
century around nineteen ten to refer to a beard or

(02:13:15):
a bearded man. Similarly, due to the visual similarity between
beards and pubic hair, that's.

Speaker 4 (02:13:21):
Where it became hair, right, hair, all right, so Sal's
hair would not be a beaver, apparently in that kind
of in this case.

Speaker 1 (02:13:30):
Yeah, yeah, but then it goes on, well, I think
one can still shoot a beaver if you will and
get credit. La. Yes, yeah, you can still get the
beaver shooting credit.

Speaker 8 (02:13:46):
Salls.

Speaker 10 (02:13:47):
According to this chicket said in the seventies, it was
used in CB radio slang. Beaver was a neutral term
used just to be a woman themselves.

Speaker 1 (02:13:56):
Just a woman.

Speaker 4 (02:13:57):
Oh okay, yeah, so I know they use seat cover
for a girl. You say, the seat cover and pick
up truck, No kidding, Yeah, that was a lady.

Speaker 1 (02:14:07):
Driver disdain there. Yikes. Would you like to be referred
to as a seat cover? No, yeah, arm Candy. Would
you prefer that they're both awful? Okay? Oh yeah, okay,
all right? When do I know you're Anthony or you

(02:14:29):
prefer the term receptacle? Is that right? That's where I
heard it, and you know how I heard it on
my Raycon every day here.

Speaker 6 (02:14:38):
But that's right.

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Speaker 1 (02:14:47):
You can share music with you and your beaver. Would
you wear a T shirt? Well, they call them beaver activists.

Speaker 4 (02:14:55):
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Speaker 1 (02:15:39):
So you don't go with Armcandy, do you go with
main Squeeze? I prefer baby Doll? How about that?

Speaker 6 (02:15:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:15:47):
Very nice, very lovely, lovely. Coming up, we have more
news coming with Christy Lee, including prolapsed anus in the news.
We are in the Olioto Parts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (02:16:06):
Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Hello, Jeff Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello,
I'm chicken Gee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios.
Hello Tom, Hello, Chickster.

Speaker 1 (02:16:17):
We're gonna go check in once again at the Silac
Insurance News desk with that lady.

Speaker 10 (02:16:21):
It's Christy Lee sort he is in northern California. Say,
a woman's home was burglarized so many times it was
eventually broken into by bears.

Speaker 7 (02:16:29):
Burglar that's right, burgled.

Speaker 10 (02:16:33):
According to the Butte County District Attorney's Office, a sixty
four year old woman was forced to abandon her residence
near Magelia after repeated break ins began in April of
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (02:16:44):
But I was founded by Magellan.

Speaker 7 (02:16:46):
She was in California.

Speaker 1 (02:16:47):
She was burgled in, burgled and burgle Oh.

Speaker 7 (02:16:50):
I knew that was coming.

Speaker 1 (02:16:51):
How did I know? Favorite Right in the Butte.

Speaker 10 (02:16:55):
Property was left vacant, severely damaged, creating an opening for wildlife,
including bears, to enter and cause further destruction. By the way,
prosecutors have filed blurg burglary.

Speaker 1 (02:17:11):
For those of you listening, don't start drinking at work.
Just don't startuse nine o'clock somewhere it looks like water.

Speaker 7 (02:17:18):
But eleven individuals in connection with the break.

Speaker 1 (02:17:23):
Were the bears were not the only thing. The one
bear took was a dump.

Speaker 8 (02:17:31):
I feel let me down this path.

Speaker 1 (02:17:37):
I think every.

Speaker 4 (02:17:37):
Commercial break we should put Christy in one of those
office chairs and spin her around and then have her.

Speaker 1 (02:17:42):
Do the news.

Speaker 7 (02:17:43):
That would be awful.

Speaker 1 (02:17:45):
I mean, the poor lady. The house had to be abandoned.
What the he I mean? She was obviously living in Squalor.
Apparently it's her name, a Mislock.

Speaker 4 (02:17:55):
You know a lot of people. If you're one of these,
get you don't have crap, have crap everywhere in your home. Tom,
if a beer, if a bear would break here your house, bear,
now I'm doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:18:08):
If a bear, the thing you have to worry about. Scat,
bear scat in your house. That's what I said. The
only the bear took was a dump. Yeah, a big
hairy person being a bears.

Speaker 10 (02:18:21):
A British conservation charity says two of its bears broke
out of their enclosure and rated a honey store. European
brown bears Mish and Lucy, broke free and made their
way to the park's food store, where the pair consumed
a week's worth of money. Happier, the park was evacuated

(02:18:44):
while the bears were returned to their enclosure.

Speaker 1 (02:18:46):
That's nice to know, don't you think they were doing
a lot of this?

Speaker 10 (02:18:53):
Of course, an investigation is underway to find out how
the animals escaped. Mark Habin, director of zoological operations.

Speaker 4 (02:19:01):
At one job, trus come here, Mark, come here. I
can't believe my sister married.

Speaker 10 (02:19:08):
Emergency procedures went into effect immediately and the public was
not in any danger.

Speaker 7 (02:19:13):
But you're right, those bears had to be so happy.

Speaker 1 (02:19:16):
Yeah, if they broke into your house, they're going to
immediately try to find the pantry right they smell the
food in there? Oh yeah, shove it all in, Oh
granola bar. Delightful, I love the honey. A bear in
Tom's world would say delightful.

Speaker 7 (02:19:32):
Of course he would. Is that how Paddington's books?

Speaker 10 (02:19:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:19:36):
I love delightful Paddington too. I still haven't seen Paddington Too.
And you're saying I should. The greatest movie?

Speaker 1 (02:19:51):
What exactly? Knowing the exaggerated movie critic a ka Tom Gris,
I mean it's no any horror movie. Nightmare on Elm
Street fifty. I make love to the hole in the
DVD their holes and DVDs to hold it, you must

(02:20:17):
be hung like it. I love him? You Graduate of
one Oscar ye part three? Not is good that I

(02:20:38):
didn't bring it up?

Speaker 9 (02:20:41):
Bring it up?

Speaker 1 (02:20:43):
Your life? Is Pattington too? Great movie? Have you ever
seen it?

Speaker 10 (02:20:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:20:47):
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (02:20:49):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:20:49):
I do? I do know that I would love You're
not You're not allowed to watch it? Why might bring
too much joy?

Speaker 3 (02:20:55):
Want?

Speaker 1 (02:20:56):
Your soul would be black? I'm dark. The only reason
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (02:20:59):
Watched it is because one of the key jokes is
somebody puts a red sock and the President with the
prisoner Jedi.

Speaker 6 (02:21:08):
They're in prison. Think about it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:10):
They're all.

Speaker 6 (02:21:12):
You like you, like you?

Speaker 1 (02:21:13):
Grant right, I do very much, goes along one. He's terrific,
just brilliant. Now, Pat, we had that song about We
had that song about the guy from the what's it
called The Golden Bachelor. Oh, you have an idea for that? Well, no,
I think you've got one of your classic songs. If
you're in the mood, sure, I'm always you could do

(02:21:34):
Maybe you can do a comedic take on this song.
Start off in the hold rough day, Pat, Never walk
in here and say you've had a rough weekend, because
you're just going to get crucified throughout the morning. The
story was about the Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 10 (02:21:53):
Yes, NFL linebacker former NFL linebacker for the Rams I
believe he played in eighty one to eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (02:21:59):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:22:00):
Facing criticism for.

Speaker 10 (02:22:01):
Comments he made ahead of his appearance on the upcoming
season of The Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (02:22:05):
He was on My Boy John Janssen's podcast.

Speaker 7 (02:22:07):
Exactly Right Chick and told the.

Speaker 10 (02:22:11):
John Jansen that he would prefer for the potential matches
on his show to be between the ages of forty
five and sixty. He is sixty six by the way,
and said that he would cut any ladies over the
age of sixty.

Speaker 1 (02:22:25):
And this isn't like an OJ cut thing.

Speaker 9 (02:22:27):
This is no.

Speaker 1 (02:22:28):
He just means cut them. From the former NFL player, Yeah,
he said, I'm gonna cut you, bitch. Jesus, what can
you isolate that and send it to me? Please? I
want that to be my text. That is that is
my tech alert from mel im yelling I'm gonna cut

(02:22:49):
needs to be made clear, but it.

Speaker 10 (02:22:51):
But he also said he wouldn't date anybody that had
an artificial hip or wore a wig.

Speaker 7 (02:22:56):
I mean, the guy's a jerk. If he's gonna talk
like that, who wants to go out with you?

Speaker 1 (02:23:00):
And there are some people that are not particularly old
that have to have their hips replaced exactly so he
could find some new bile lady that set hip still spread. Jesus,
didn't you have a song? What happened?

Speaker 6 (02:23:15):
Why do you like to talk?

Speaker 1 (02:23:18):
This isn't about old people having sex?

Speaker 9 (02:23:20):
Is Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:23:24):
I see what's happening? Wow, it's all.

Speaker 6 (02:23:26):
Clear, girl.

Speaker 5 (02:23:29):
The food was great, the company even better. Why sitter
on nine long going on about the weather?

Speaker 11 (02:23:43):
God know's ah for state and good girls.

Speaker 6 (02:23:48):
God waits, but I.

Speaker 1 (02:23:50):
Just turned eighty three and you said you're seventy.

Speaker 6 (02:23:56):
Hey the moestful.

Speaker 1 (02:24:07):
You know what I'm thinking.

Speaker 11 (02:24:09):
Let's make love world. It was shrinking the hours later.
Let's just do it on our first date. Unlook your
girdle and.

Speaker 1 (02:24:20):
Take off that face it scrawl into bed, cut to
the chance and you just great.

Speaker 6 (02:24:26):
Let's do it on our first date.

Speaker 11 (02:24:31):
Batch of Fiagra an hour ago, put your teeth in
a job out of bed.

Speaker 6 (02:24:38):
Booky here, who's poking out? Waking from the dead.

Speaker 11 (02:24:45):
I want you Ryan now, so don't give me no left.
It's too late for your hymen, but.

Speaker 6 (02:24:50):
I might break ahead, begat. Let's get to it on
our first date.

Speaker 1 (02:24:57):
Our first date.

Speaker 11 (02:25:00):
Yeah, the hell with arthritis, ar tero thrombosis, a cute angina,
and your holotosis. Do great, Let's do it on our
first day.

Speaker 1 (02:25:15):
We too all too worry of bound move and too fast.

Speaker 6 (02:25:21):
So if your errant depends, what is.

Speaker 8 (02:25:25):
Hole's off your ass?

Speaker 11 (02:25:27):
I may have alzheimer repeat myself. I may have Alzheimer's.
Have repeat myself. Go girl's sway or broad swing? You
can sing of your clothes because I can't see a
thing beyondest land heads.

Speaker 6 (02:25:43):
Do it on our first date.

Speaker 11 (02:25:47):
I may have Alzheimer's repeat myself. I may have Alzheimer's
and repeat myself. I may actually have Alzheimer's. Repeat massa.
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself.

Speaker 6 (02:26:01):
Pawn our first date.

Speaker 1 (02:26:06):
All right, great song from Pat terrific arrangement by Steve Ali.
Oh my favorite, too many instruments. That is awesome. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 7 (02:26:23):
How was that not a top ten?

Speaker 11 (02:26:25):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:26:25):
Maybe the language content probably hymen line. Probably Welcome back
to the bobbin Toon program. Thanks so much for joining us.
We're here in the Oreill Auto Part studios over there.
That lady's Christy Lee and she's going through some of
us a stack o news, What have you got?

Speaker 10 (02:26:41):
A man's habit of watching videos on the on his
phone while on the toilet has led to a rectal prolapse.
Oh no, According to you to the Asian news source
known as h k O, one thirty three year old
man went to the hospital complaining of severe abdominal pain
and blood in his stool.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
And his ass dragon four feet behind him.

Speaker 7 (02:26:59):
Yeah us, you're right, Josh.

Speaker 10 (02:27:01):
Doctors Discovery had a grade three rectal prolapse, A more
severe three.

Speaker 7 (02:27:06):
A segment of his intestine protruding.

Speaker 1 (02:27:07):
That's your big boy. The grade three is the whopper
of anal. It's as big as a third grade.

Speaker 7 (02:27:16):
Five inches from Wow.

Speaker 10 (02:27:20):
The patient told doctors that he was in the habbit
of spending as much as two hours watching short videos
on his phone while squatting on a toilet. After four minutes,
health experts, of course, recommend that you spend no longer
than ten minutes on the toilet. Has prolonged sitting or
squatting various health issues.

Speaker 1 (02:27:42):
Grumed. So what you're saying is this guy was really
bad at whirdle. I ain't coming up till.

Speaker 6 (02:27:47):
I got it.

Speaker 10 (02:27:49):
Spending too much time on the toilet can cause hemorrhoids, constipation.
This is one that I've never heard in my entire life.
Anal congestion.

Speaker 7 (02:27:58):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (02:28:00):
The butt sneeze?

Speaker 7 (02:28:00):
Isn't that.

Speaker 1 (02:28:02):
Anal congest You might know it as the butt sneeze.
It's like a wet.

Speaker 6 (02:28:10):
Try and.

Speaker 1 (02:28:13):
Act but antal congestion.

Speaker 10 (02:28:18):
Anal congestion constipation, Yes, that's what I Yeah, it sounds
like the exact same thing.

Speaker 1 (02:28:25):
I'm sure there's subtle distinction. One of them you you
you assist with a tongue depressor. The other this anal
congestion picture.

Speaker 10 (02:28:39):
Partiovascular conditions even reduce cerebral blood flow, which can trigger
a heart attack or strokes.

Speaker 1 (02:28:46):
So the congestion is just it.

Speaker 7 (02:28:50):
The blood is swollen in that air exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:28:52):
Yeah, nothing can get out? Yes doctor, wow? Okay, so
this this should be shown to kids as like a
scared straight There's another reason not to be a proctologist, right, Gosh.

Speaker 9 (02:29:04):
Who chooses that the anus is the opening where we
were aware can listen to this?

Speaker 1 (02:29:12):
Oh, the old anal canal.

Speaker 9 (02:29:14):
It consists of glands, ducks, blood vessels, mucus, tissues, and
nerve endings.

Speaker 1 (02:29:18):
What have I said?

Speaker 9 (02:29:18):
It's the rectum sits between your colon and anus. Hello,
and acts as a holding chamber for stool.

Speaker 1 (02:29:27):
Hello, I say, I'm welcome to I'm just holding this
holding chamber. I say, could you take this on my hands?

Speaker 9 (02:29:34):
I've said this stool for quite some time now. It's
also known as anus iis anus island.

Speaker 10 (02:29:42):
Anal congestion is known as whatmation.

Speaker 1 (02:29:45):
Of the anal lining And there has to be a
there has to be a movie called Anus Island, anal island,
probably Anus Island. It's really a specific reality.

Speaker 4 (02:29:57):
Although you know, maybe we're not giving them that much
credits in that genre, if you will, that Caught from
Behind series, those I don't know how many of those
they made, but then Caught from Behind ten or whatever
else is.

Speaker 9 (02:30:10):
Laughing at something I'm just reading about anal fistula's.

Speaker 1 (02:30:17):
I had one of those, really, but it wasn't on
my anus. It was on my on my tailbone.

Speaker 9 (02:30:23):
It's a tunnel that forms inside the anus and exits
through the skin on the buttocks.

Speaker 1 (02:30:28):
But yours was so count fistula is a is a
little new Halloween costume.

Speaker 4 (02:30:35):
I had that was senior in high school. I had
to close it shot. Okay, well, fishing line, let's get
back to the.

Speaker 9 (02:30:44):
UH.

Speaker 1 (02:30:44):
I want to check in with Well coming up, we
have a bull seamen found yea was it missing?

Speaker 6 (02:30:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:30:51):
And well it wasn't found fortunately in an anus. That'd
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We are in the Oiley Auto Parts Studios and this
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (02:32:28):
I want to share something, send us an email Bob
and Tom and bobintom dot com. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (02:32:37):
By Yeah to that. Welcome back to the Bob and
Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 4 (02:32:44):
Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker as Cosmey.

Speaker 1 (02:32:48):
I'm Chick McGhee, Hello Tom, Hello check McGee. We were
reviewing various deep fried items at various state and county
fairs across the country. I do not know what any
of the local fairs are doing this year.

Speaker 6 (02:33:04):
Yet.

Speaker 1 (02:33:04):
They kind of hold back on that.

Speaker 7 (02:33:06):
I like to get a little closer, probably right after
right after the holiday.

Speaker 8 (02:33:10):
We'll get the list after four.

Speaker 1 (02:33:13):
I'm sorry. I always look forward to it. I I'm
not sure which one I like the best or the.

Speaker 7 (02:33:18):
I think try them.

Speaker 8 (02:33:19):
That's the time.

Speaker 1 (02:33:20):
I remember last year, Yeah, loved the deep fried oreos
were amazing. In fact, I went back several times.

Speaker 7 (02:33:28):
Good for you, I'm proud of you, and had and
had more than that fatty two by four everything.

Speaker 1 (02:33:35):
Let mean that makes sense though the deep fried Oreo
some of us know the Snickers deep fried Snickers makes sense. Yeah,
that's all. That's Another good one is the peanut butter
cup is good. The cookie dough is good.

Speaker 10 (02:33:45):
So do you guys?

Speaker 13 (02:33:46):
Will you sub chocolate like your traditional chocolate bar for
like a Reese's cup andes?

Speaker 1 (02:33:54):
No, I never have. I haven't yet, but I would
like to try that. Yes, I'm kind of here very much.
Do you have a favorite Christy, No, I've not part taken.

Speaker 7 (02:34:05):
Josh and I went to the fair together one time,
and I believe I tried the oreo and.

Speaker 1 (02:34:09):
It was tried, and Josh cried on the Ferris wheel.
Yeah I did not. Tears didn't actually leave my eyes.

Speaker 7 (02:34:16):
Scared.

Speaker 1 (02:34:17):
You're frightened. You don't like to be in a Ferris wheels.
I don't care for it. No, yeah, girl, especially when
you look up and you see the bobby pin. I
believe it's a cotter pin. Oh they put a bobby
and they didn't have any cotter pins. I see pass
inspection just put it in there. That always reminds me

(02:34:38):
of when I was doing that what's the thing where
you're getting towed behind a boat and you got a
parachute on and Paris sailing that thing? Yeah, that that
harnessed in the Bahamas. Well you just start thinking, you
know they say Russ never sleeps. Looks like it hasn't
been doing and he's leaving here. Well, well we'll look

(02:35:00):
forward to the reason I brought this up again is
apparently one of the things was deep fried alligator m
and which.

Speaker 8 (02:35:08):
Is common at some bars.

Speaker 7 (02:35:10):
That's how they cook alligator alligator.

Speaker 9 (02:35:13):
You can't have it like as I did, actually have
it blackened alligator nuggets.

Speaker 1 (02:35:19):
There was no batter on it. I was down in Florida.

Speaker 8 (02:35:22):
How was it?

Speaker 9 (02:35:23):
It tasted like the blackened you know, and so you
couldn't really do it. It was it was like a
tougher chicken.

Speaker 1 (02:35:31):
Like you can't think of python snake, can't I've that
of you, Christy?

Speaker 10 (02:35:35):
No, but I've seen it at the grocery store for
sale the market district when it first opened, had python.
I think I still have a photograph of the python
filet and the meat gown.

Speaker 1 (02:35:49):
It said the Minnesota State Fairs that they did the
deep fried alligator. Indiana did the deep fried sugar cream pie.

Speaker 7 (02:35:56):
Our State pie.

Speaker 1 (02:35:57):
That's got to be good. I think a couple of
these sound good. Deep fried mac and cheese.

Speaker 8 (02:36:03):
Atizer.

Speaker 1 (02:36:04):
Yeah, you gotta be good because it gives gives it
the crunch.

Speaker 11 (02:36:07):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:36:08):
San Diego County Fair did deep fried kool aid?

Speaker 7 (02:36:11):
I remember doing that story, yes, and and.

Speaker 1 (02:36:14):
Your I didn't. It didn't occur to me how to
do it. But you're saying that you take the kool aid,
you freeze it so it's a then they then they
dip it in the battery real quick.

Speaker 13 (02:36:24):
Yeah, and the batter is so thin that it's literally
literally a dunk in and out of the grease and
it's fried.

Speaker 1 (02:36:29):
Gross And once again New Mexico. The deep fried green
chili cheesecake.

Speaker 8 (02:36:36):
I don't know, I'm really curious about that.

Speaker 1 (02:36:38):
That sounds like spicy cheesecake. It's a you're exactly right.

Speaker 7 (02:36:44):
There's a little bit of sugar on it.

Speaker 1 (02:36:46):
And then again, the this one, I would really like
to see how you eat it. The deep fried spaghetti
and meatballs on a stick.

Speaker 8 (02:36:54):
I feel like, is it like is it.

Speaker 1 (02:36:56):
Like a candied apple? Or is it like a long
hot dog of spaghetti wrapped?

Speaker 13 (02:37:02):
I think what happens is because I've seen people do
this where you will stick dry spaghetti through some meat.
So you would put the dry spaghetti through the meatball.
And maybe I'm both like like a.

Speaker 8 (02:37:14):
Kebab type situation with meatballs on it.

Speaker 7 (02:37:17):
Yeah, but then when you cooked it, when the spaghetti
just break apart, No, you would.

Speaker 8 (02:37:21):
Still you would still boil it.

Speaker 13 (02:37:22):
You'd boil the meat and the spaghetti together, you would, right,
So you would boil it so almost like par par
cook it, then dip it.

Speaker 1 (02:37:31):
Then that would remove all the flavor.

Speaker 7 (02:37:35):
We would make the spaghetti all nudilely.

Speaker 9 (02:37:37):
The pictures they're not they're not even dipped in Uh,
it's not dipped. So it's spaghetti wrapped around a meatball.

Speaker 7 (02:37:45):
That's what I was.

Speaker 9 (02:37:46):
And they just fry the news so it's not bad
or grap okay, And so the stick is through the
meatball and then.

Speaker 1 (02:37:52):
Then they put it on a plate and cut it
up and eat it. I don't eat it like an apple.

Speaker 9 (02:37:56):
Because here it is on the stick. Yeah, yeah, you
can eat it like a lollipop. Here's what are you christy?

Speaker 8 (02:38:00):
Oh god, it's mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (02:38:04):
You don't throw up deep fried mayonnaise ice cream. What
is who mayonnaise ice cream? Yeah? That sounds delicious. Some
of these are really rough, uh, and they don't really
sell that. I'm this is a list of.

Speaker 7 (02:38:20):
Does it say what fair? Because I'm not going that one.

Speaker 1 (02:38:23):
I've got, I've got. I'm looking at two different on
the ground, not going here's this. Here's a different list.
Deep fried bacon wrapped turkey legs. The turkey leg is
very awkward to eat.

Speaker 6 (02:38:37):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (02:38:37):
No, it's very you you feel like a king.

Speaker 8 (02:38:40):
But often the turkey legs aren't even turkey legs.

Speaker 6 (02:38:43):
There.

Speaker 8 (02:38:43):
It's like pieces of ham that have been reconstructed.

Speaker 7 (02:38:47):
Yes, it's not.

Speaker 1 (02:38:48):
It's not the one I had to be said the
bones that are.

Speaker 8 (02:38:52):
But they some of them are turkey legs. Some of
them are They really are them? Like they always call
them turkey legs.

Speaker 1 (02:39:00):
Because it was so tender. Yeah yeah, But but.

Speaker 8 (02:39:04):
When you see some of them in their pink inside that.

Speaker 1 (02:39:08):
I thought that was just the smoking.

Speaker 8 (02:39:10):
Some of them are handbu Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:39:12):
Interesting this happened to try this one? Deep fried avocados.

Speaker 13 (02:39:18):
Allrightvocados just kind of take on the flavor of what's
around them.

Speaker 1 (02:39:22):
I think, Ah, deep fried Coca Cola. We've had the
Oreos deep deep fried pickles.

Speaker 8 (02:39:31):
Yeah, that's everywhere.

Speaker 9 (02:39:32):
Do you think the deep fried kool Aid is just
the powder and not actually a liquid. They just it's
essentially a donut hole with kool Aid powder.

Speaker 1 (02:39:41):
I think I think your notion of freezing it that
it must be how they do it to get that liquid,
that burst of liquid. Deep fried pickles.

Speaker 8 (02:39:51):
Everywhere?

Speaker 6 (02:39:52):
Yes, and.

Speaker 10 (02:39:56):
Chips yeah, okay, Oh wait a minute, we gotta Montana
grew well.

Speaker 1 (02:40:02):
Coming up tomorrow, I picked out a special story for Josh.

Speaker 6 (02:40:07):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (02:40:09):
Josh's very excited. It's got what weighs one hundred and
sixty five pounds and is sixteen feet long. I love this.

Speaker 8 (02:40:18):
It was almost me if I have that.

Speaker 7 (02:40:21):
Story, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 8 (02:40:24):
The sixteen feet out.

Speaker 1 (02:40:27):
It's quite scary and it's also loose. We'll find out
about that. And we have got a big bull seamen
update oh good, and possible magic beans in the news
the musical fruit. These are the Arally Auto part Studios.

Speaker 12 (02:40:43):
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