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Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Screen Door Productions presents.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Fireworks Safety and You. Fourth of July fireworks are fun
for the whole family, but caution must be exercised to
keep the holiday celebration a safe one. That's why, unparalleled
in design and function, the patented, one of a kind
Furdler five thousand fire defeater is on sale today in

(00:50):
Aisle five at Furdler's Hardware. Should you find yourself surrounded
or engulfed in flames and a fire defeater is not
at hand, these steps might save your life. Here's Brittany
having fun at the annual neighborhood Fourth of July street
fireworks display, not knowing that danger lurks around every inch

(01:11):
of this cul de sac. Careful, Brittany, that lit Roman
candle and the tipped over coke bottle is aiming right
at you and your highly flammable tight.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
White T shirt and shorts.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Luckily, Matt knows that dowsing oneself with water is a
good idea in fire prevention. Matt has the top of
the line Furgler Flexible nine fifty foot hose. Look, Britney's
got the right idea doing it herself. Making sure that
the highly flammable front part of her shirt gets the wettest.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
And the colder the water the better.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Matt suggests that Brittany get on top of the nearest
car hood, maybe fancing with help, maybe to something from
White Snake. While a garden hose is a good start,
an even safer method is to get into the nearest
shower in someone's home in order to completely douse potential flames,

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or to prevent the flames laying still dormant from spreading.
Always thinking of others, neighbor Jason yells out, I have
a shower.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I have a shower. Hey, I have a shower.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Okay, good work, Jason. Now that's being a real team player.
Here we see Brittany soaking herself in the shower with flowing, warm,
caressing water. Everyone knows that shower fire prevention is best
accomplished with teamwork, and in the nude. Here's Amber just

(02:48):
in time to help both of them. Oh, fire hates soapy,
lathered up, creamy, soft, pulsating skin.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Girls, get every square it's that's that's it.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
By secretly videotaping this exercise, Jason knows the girls would
give a realistic uninhibited performance for online purchasers of this
all important fireworks safety video. This concludes fireworks safety and
you now change.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well done. Good morning, Welcome to the mob of Tom Show.
Whoa whoa. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk, Hello,
you look exceptionally hairy this morning. You did what my
hair dry?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Did you hear?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
What's going on over there? Yeah? She blew something. You
refer to the hair of her head. We'll look at
it now. Somebody get a picture. That's oh my god.
They kicked me out the car. Hello, Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick,
there's Josh Arnold. Hi there, I'm chickpige Hello Tom As.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
You weren't talking about her arms. I mean she's your arms,
aren't especially Harry not a hair He got a great
head of hair.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
It looks really good. Thanks. I got a haircut last week.
No one noticed. I love it. Oh, I think we're
all probably no one does. Andy? Did you notice it
when you get I noticed she expectsed dinner every time
she gets her hair cut. I don't know if that's
all about it. Take me out, Andy, I'll take you out.

(04:38):
They took the way, they took the.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Dog out of the farmyay, no, get comfortable, Welcome to
the Bob and Tom Show. For many, the beginning of
a four day weekend, with the July fourth a couple
of days away, a lot of folks are getting Thursday, Friday,
Saturday Sunday to celebrate. And next year? Am I correct
in saying? Next year July fourth will be the two

(05:02):
hundred and fiftieth and on a Saturday?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Right? I don't know. I have a look that far ahead.
I can't remember. You can only handle one any time.
I always remember the two hundredth and the tall ships
and all that rigm. Two hundred fifty is big number.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, okay, forty nine is pretty big too.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yes, you can't have to fifty without forty nine.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Why why am I bothering? Well, Christy instead of talking,
Why don't you look that up and see if July
both of those sound right to me?

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Is July fourth?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Next year? Saturday? We had If only we had all
had phones with perpetual calendars, and then maybe we can
figure Saturday.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Start getting ready now, Yes, you go to the fireworks
place now for next year.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
You want to store that stuff? Of course near you're off,
And I hate to be. I feel like I'm the
dissenting opinion in the room. But I've never had this
problem before. But I do have a puppy now who
do eight fireworks. So if you want to, you know,
if you want to curb your activity for fireworks, especially
in a neighborhood, that would be nice this year. I
don't know what if that's going to fall on deaf

(06:10):
ears or not, but yeah, there's a couple of things
you can do for that. I know it's called put
bourbon in their water bowl. No, no, of course not.
We can address that at some point. Well, welcome to
the Bomb and Tom Show. Thanks very much for joining us.
I am back from a big adventure. Boy, you made

(06:30):
history yesterday. You made a lot of people happy your
interaction with the room service gentleman yesterday. I know of
nine different people who either emailed me contacted me and
said I had to rewind it.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
To listen to what Tom. I had headphones on and
both of us are we're talking. I could barely understand
the guy. It's very nice.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
We heard you No, no, we heard it live. Yeah,
and he did sound nice.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
I just I was talking to you guys, and I
was in my hotel and I had had some fruit
and stuff brought up for a little coffee for breakfast.
It was great, but I gave him a nice tip.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, stay out of dark alleys. Well here's an email.
I just opened it up first time. I'm seeing it.
Dear Bob and Tom show Tom in a hotel room
needs to be a new weekly segment. I can't wait
for the poster. Tom. Can you please call the concierge

(07:36):
desk and tell them that you have a burned out
light bulb? Thanks Brian, There you go. People are very
excited about it.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah. I did have one funny thing happened. I wanted
to call the call the front desk when I was
having trouble with the Wi Fi.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, And I.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Picked up the phone and I'm playing with it for
quite a while, and I realize there's no cord going
from the ear east to the phone. Are you following
me here?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
No? In the no, No, it wasn't wireless, it wasn't No,
there just wasn't a chord. There just wasn't a chords
that I looked around the room and then there was
a desk in the corner that had a phone that
had a chord on it. I forgot to tell him.
I was gonna what you mean the chord wasn't connected
to the other phone was apparently wasn't there.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
So because I'm sitting here and I'm pressing the button,
you know, for the front desk, and I think you
had to hear anything, and I'm looking at it and
there's a red light on the phone, and then I
look at the Wait a minute, this is supposed to
have a chord going from the whatever this is called
the ear piece to the phone itself.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Looked for an assassin in the closet holding a phone cord. Yeah.
All the phones in the hotel rooms, I've been the
last a lot of time, no chords. Yeah, but this
was this was a regular It was a wireless song. Yeah,
I know it was a corded phone. Anyway, the adventure
is over. I'm all set a passport, I got a visa.

(08:59):
Everything's cool, great, pig, sure you and Willie outside of
what was it Lucky Club, Lucky Club, Lucky, Yeah, Chicago.
We had dinner Club Lucky, which I think I saw
Tony soprano Evan dinner in there. I don't think it
was Tony. Yeah, it was great. It was fun.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, we had a good time, but nothing like a
Chicago traffic at about five thirty trying to get out
of downtown. Yeah, that's brutal to do that to yourself. No,
it was brutal, but I made it and I'm happy
to be here. Coming up, we have your letters. Yes,
we do have some interesting things going on in the
world of both news and sports, and I maybe we

(09:38):
can get some information about what to do about your doggie.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
I've heard swaddling helps, Yes, saddling. They make little coats
right too, and they make like headphones for the kind
of headphone ish looking contractually, Yeah, yeah, and have that.
I've been looking. I've been looking into it. Or I'll
just take her down in the garage and put her
in the car and shut the door and then go upstairs.

(10:04):
Is there a fireworks display that goes off near your house?

Speaker 8 (10:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, yeah, and it's fine and I get it in America, Okay,
but I've never been. Plus, I've never been a fireworks guy. Never.
I'm a big fan. You know my famous quote from
my daughter, I looked at her when she was I
don't know, seven eight. How do you want to go
to the fireworks and she goes, aren't those on TV?
And I said, yes, yes, my beautiful daughter, certainly are.

(10:33):
Let's get that pizza on the way. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
My dog Elvis I at one point lived near the
damn where they shut off the fireworks. Didn't he lose
a tooth?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Or no?

Speaker 8 (10:45):
No?

Speaker 5 (10:45):
He lost about five? Oh man, right he was. I
didn't know. He was frightened and tried to get through
a fence. Oh it was awful. Ye lost a whole
bunch of his teeth. I learned a lesson, So yeah,
we'll do at homework on that and get back to you.
Also coming up today, we have, of course the world

(11:05):
record or two yo, somebody Sam in the news today,
my god of all things crack and fracking, brick and cracking,
and Pat, you might have to get your guitar. We
have more cocaine news, oh, coming up that may or
may not involve you.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Have somebody Sam. We have a guy cranking one off
and a dollar general again cranking one off. He was,
I do have good deals.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
This Segmings has got me going, uh, well, we'll find
out about that. And we also have the winner of
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Speaker 2 (13:24):
How does that sound? All right?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Get that out of the way, Okay, because we got
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Speaker 2 (14:11):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Hello, hello, pacap one.
Hey Chick, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, he's Cosby. We're in
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(14:32):
Auto Parts. I'm chick. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. We've
got letters to get to. Of course, this is a
really good one. I think you'll find. Did you some
Why don't we start one off? It's a happy one
about you. Oh okay, what does it say? It's from
uh Jorge in Michigan and Letters from listeners, brought to
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(14:57):
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All right, joh, this really is just a pleasant letter.
Thank you all for making me laugh over the years.
It's good to have Tom back in the studio from
his road trip I hope you have a great rest
of your day. Well, how about that, Thank you very much.
I'm bad George back back from the road. I like

(15:21):
the name George. I like Jorge. Yeah. Sure, and it's
fun to call it George Jorge every now and every
now and then, m playing grass in the bar. Do
you remember? No?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
No, I do. Do you remember a George Lopez?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Sure? No, no, a comic strip called Big George? No?
What was the conceit? I don't.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Oh wow, I'm gonna have to dig that one up.
I was a little boy and I remember looking at that.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
He a man. Yeah, he was a guy. I see
Big George almost a caveman looking guy. Yeah, I think
Big George? Is that right? Yeah? Going way back, of course,
George of the Jungle. Were you guys fans of that? Sure?
Stable Joe was the who was the comedian? I emphasized that,

(16:07):
are you talking about boobs?

Speaker 10 (16:08):
Now?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
What do you think? Fellas Tom? No, here's the thing,
big boobs are. What do you got? I don't know.
I don't know if he wants anybody to say this,
but if this is very fun, I could give a
damn CHRISTI today. I know she was out a little bit,
but she was no, no, don't tell you, no, no,
don't do this because she won't come in like this anymore.
Don't don't tell it.

Speaker 11 (16:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Do we think maybe not? I don't know. I knew
nothing about this is the first I'm hearing. Do we
think maybe not? Just a little hungover, still a little buzzed. No,
that would be nice, that would be a great. Yeah,
she went to a concert last night. She had I know,
my son was one of my sons. Was there, Horden?

(16:53):
He that was so much fun. And Jason D. Williams
was an opener.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Yeah, so where was I? Oh, oh, Christy. We were
talking about George.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
George of the Jungle.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
There was a coriend to you and me because someone
they did a thing. This woman grabbed her boobs boom
bob in each hand and would do the George of
the Jungle theme boom boom boom. Yeah, this is obviously somewhat.
I can't use the word juvenile on a sexual someone.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't know if a comedian started this or we
just started talking about our listeners. From the listener in
the crowd told.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Us sophomore, Yeah, there there you go, because yeah, sophomores
of age, say college possibly childish? Yeah, and and what
involves Pat, I'll explain it to you. Take your right
hand on your right boob, right now, yes, right hand,
right boob. Okay, left hand, left boob?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
What am I doing here? Okay?

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Now, as you sing George of the Jungle, each George, George, George, George, George,
the john.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Becomes stunt boy. Oh, you've got the biggest move. You've
got the second biggest moons in the room next to
christ as all muscle. You have to have packs to
push those outlines. But you understand the idea George George Joe. Yes,
now you can imagine. Now I'm hard this woman. You're welcome,

(18:23):
Jeff for that clip.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
This woman suggested that she would do that for her man,
while in a an intimate situation, was adding a little
bit of levity sure to the to the marriage Act.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
And he's trying to make you believe he would use
the term marriage Act in a comical way, which he doesn't.
Him laughing in the bedroom is just so foreign. He
can't get it wrapping his mind. Have I've had a

(18:57):
few laughs, Oh, I mean the Charlie Chaplin gag, the.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
The where's my towel gag? That's such a class al
reck towel rec gag. I like the gag gag.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Okay, So why are we talking about the name George again? I? Yeah,
there's Big Oh look at it. There's the cartoon Big George.
It's like a rich man. He looked very very elitist
prick with his foot on a crocodile. No, it's a
basting rug alligator. Oh okay, it.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Looks like it says, uh through the night, here we go.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Newspaper comic first appeared in nineteen sixty by Virgil patch.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
No, it's sorry Virgil. The comedy of Virgil parts I don't.
I don't really remember much about it. And look at
Virgil Partch's artist signature VI p oh good. Yeah, I
think George looks like a VIP.

Speaker 11 (20:02):
The guy.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
He's got a smoking jacket on a little cigar, a
pencil thin mustache, clearly a man of industry. And he's
he's standing on a bear skin rug. Yeah, foot on
the bear, which does look like a crocodile model. Bother
the color the bears be that's polar bear rucket pencil drawing.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
He looks funny Big George, a family man who often
functions as the low man in his own totem pole. Sure,
just like a lot of other comic strip husband, I.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Believe what you wanted to say was functions? Did I
not say functions? The end was implied? Is near? Now?

Speaker 5 (20:44):
I had four hours by myself in a car one
hour and get it parked in downtown Chicago traffic.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Sure you said function a lot? Yeah, whats going on?
It was a single panel comic, which I always sides,
is that our today? In history?

Speaker 5 (21:07):
There was a Sunday version with inform. No, we were
supposed to be doing letters. Maybe there's a big George collection.
I don't remember anything about except when I was little used,
I used to always.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Go and grab the comic strips, the funnies. Is that
gone on Sunday every day? I hope there's still? Yeah,
I know, Yeah, I don't know. I don't get a paper.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah, I don't either, you know, I get all that.
I get a lot of newspapers, but they're on my phone.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Chick, you like the the name Jory. How do you
know about Mateo? I like Mateo. He's written in I
like this. He says, good morning, geeks and goobers. All right,
what are those things? What about Christy? I'm a goober?
Oh there you go, aren't you a goobarette? I don't
think goober is always thought that was the worst name

(21:56):
for the candy because it's a fine candy, but it's
not Yeah, chocolate peanuts, and they also make goober peanut
butter jelly in the same jar it's called that's right,
because when I grew up, a loogi was known as
a goo. I really thought, you know, I've heard hank
first shot a Hanko Miteo says, I went to high

(22:20):
school with a guy named Johnny, Johnny Angry Johnny anyway,
who told us he's a unicycler, but not your average unicycler.
He's an extreme unicycler. They have competitions and races down
mountains and hiking trails. Wow, have you ever seen extreme unicycling?

(22:40):
Now this this Mateo goes on to say. Ironically enough,
Johnny also told us he had three testicles, which only
furthered our fascination at how he could unicycle. Johnny's a liar.
It seems like an extra is that possible? I don't
know about the retestaicle thing. You would have to have

(23:02):
some sort of advancement in a cup support system. Ante,
we got what would your nickname be if you had
three testicles? Uh, Trey jumps to Mindy. Really is good ball?
That kind of hat on a hat? Tryball, I'm asking?
I know.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, yeah, well this is my first attempt to go
after try mixed nuts.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Now that doesn't mixed nuts.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
I'm not sure that's anatomically possible, but there may be.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Well, I believe Mato. We don't know if we believe
Johnny right right, Yeah, you know the guy who says
he has three balls, it might be one of them
might be a growth, and he's not away. What do
you do with an elephant that has three balls? Well
you walk him and pitchure the rhine of course. Yeah,
we'll have to explore all these questions that we've brought up.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
If you're just joining us, Hello, we are in the
O'Reilly Auto Park Studios and this is the Bob and
Tom Show. This is from Adam in the Commonwealth of Kentucky,
longtime fan of the show. He says, Hello, degenerates and Christy,
there you go.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
All right.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
I'm a school teacher and a daily listener of the
show during the school year. I was taking a trip
this summer, and I was in the beautiful state of Wisconsin,
and I came across a place known as DeForest, Wisconsin
d E F O R E s T. I wanted
to bring it to your attention because, as you might expect,
DeForest is a small community in Wisconsin. Of course, it's

(24:28):
next to the Fields, Decow's, and the cheese special salute
to DeLand, Florida, which, as we all know, is near
the c.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Kelly Forest. You called her DeForest Kelly. That's exactly right.
You've planned that. It's fake. Yeah, I didn't plan it
like this morning, but not taken. He didn't put it
in the show notes. Dear Bob and Tom. Lifelong listener

(25:07):
caught the curse from my dad. This guy says, now
we're a curse. I like it. I'm Jake. I'm twenty
eight years old, automotive painter from Michigan, of course, and
today is my birthday. I really wish we could wish
you a happy birthday, Jake, but we don't do that.
We can't. Oh, sorry, Jake, implicant. I'd like to add
a picture of a big bass just for Josh and

(25:27):
a picture of my son, Ferris. I believe we have those.
That's him in the BASSI wow, big fish. And by
the way, Ferris is my son. He always belly laughs.
He giggles. Oh you don't have the son's picture. He
belly laughs when I say this African scissor bird of course,

(25:50):
Oh yeah, cut your cock off? And oh sure yeah
that little baby Justice. No, I didn't. We'll have to
get Bob's. You just can't. Ferris is uh. I don't
think Ferris is eight months old. He's a horrible little kid. Okay,
so there we go. Let's see where how much time
we got there?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Okay, this comes to us from Randy, he writes, I'm sorry,
this is from.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Loody loud l u d Y. See how you read that? Well, no,
it says Randy up top. But his last name is
His last name begins with got A. Got a phone
number there, give out you can find him that our.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Loudy must be every must call him Loody. Well, Ludy
is quite the scholar, okay, and he's done some homework
for us, he said, uh uh, Chuck, Norris and Superman
had a fight. The loser had to wear their underwear
outside their pants.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
So we know the Superman lost.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Wow, so a lot of that was quite humorous. Apparently,
I'm I'm alone and you got looting.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, you always have looting down by the school yard.
You know at this point it can't be new information
for you that we.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
I enjoy those Chuck Norris jokes very much. One of
these days, Chuck Norris is going to pass away.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Here's hoping and oh is this a joke too? No,
although I believe the Reaper is going to pass away.
Walker Texas Rangers coming back. I think with him Norris,
he's like a granddad. He's actually using a walker on Amazon.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
I got my forty five strap to the walker. I
can still put a bullet up your ass.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hello, Boba, Tom Show. Good morning everybody. What we learned
from Tom's trip to Chicago. Number one forgot his condoms.
I don't remember you saying. I'm making a point of
saying you forgot found the condoms at his dead No,
there's a bunch of stuff that Sadie Allison left here
the share I know, well, we all know you don't

(28:04):
believe in condoms. Serious. Uh, you forgot your Java house pods,
That's right, you can't. You couldn't connect to Wi Fi.
You took your son Willie to a strip club for dinner.
No club, Lucky was not a strip Please add anything,
Please add anything to the list that I may have missed.

(28:25):
That's Brian and I am there you go. Yeah, but
you did make a new friend.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Oh the guy that came uh Nelson, Nelson, Nelson, the
the overnight one of the overnight guys at the front desk,
had to come up and try to get the Wi Fi.
He couldn't get it, either on either the laptop or.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
The other things, or did he just want to leave
the room.

Speaker 10 (28:47):
You know.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Then he gave me the Then he gave me the
the secret one they.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Have for the staff. Oh my, I was able to
use that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to write them
a letter say it's spite of the incredibly exorbitant fees
you charge. Might be my step the Wi Fi working
after Nelson and buses are bent over back. But he
said I got to write a letter praising Nelson, is
what I thought he was gonna say. I actually know

(29:12):
I did. On my way out, I made an effort
to I left a note at the front desk of
a very nice thanking Nelson for help. I honestly have
found the more expensive, the hotel, the worst, the worst.
The WiFi.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
The shower pressure, yeah, the better, the hotel, the worst,
the worst, the shower pressure.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
This hotel had that thing in which the glass how
do I describe it? There's the bed and then the
windows to the outside, and then the shower of the
glasses right next to the bed, right so you can
see right through. But when you turn the shower on,
this automatic fogging thing comes. It is not cool ass, Yeah,
sort of froster so people can't see you. You don't

(29:49):
give a free show to the people across the way.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Would that turn you on? If you like that? Oh,
I'd really lather up and give him the show. Yeah,
that's what I found, banging it against the shower the
last time he did the show for anyone, for anyone?

Speaker 5 (30:05):
The shower show. Yeah, the shower show. That's it's been
a while. It's not exactly like old faithful.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Shows. It two four and six or something. Okay, Occasionally
a lady gets too closed, gets hurt.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
What's your philosophy? And how many towels you used when
you're by yourself in a hotel room.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
You got them. You will not care for this. I
think most people will not care for this. If there
are four towels sitting there and I'm there for three days,
I bet I use one in the same way. Or
Buddy Jimmy Pardo does.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
He doesn't use all the towels every time you put
him on the floor, ye shower, Yeah, I believe Jimmy
says he puts one up his ass everything.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, I use that though. That's right. Yeah, I just
hang it up and dries, and I reuse the towel.
Why is that, I think, because that's what I do
at home for two to three days, I use I
use a towel for two to three days. I read
an article that said, hey, two to three days before

(31:11):
major back to you know, I've never heard it. That's
a short art those Hell, you need to write for
a medical you know. I put it that way because
Tom used to say one use, one use, and that's it.
He has the system right right on the floor. And
I was like, now I'm a week. And then I
read this article that said, no, in the middle. In
the middle is really where you want to be.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
So the e COLI from the butt scrub that you
do is just and the next time you wipe your
face with it again.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, I would. We need to see video of you
drying yourself off because you must get way in there.
Don't you do the thing where you put it between
your legs and you go up and down. First off,
it just twists your nuts alone, your poor pa.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
No, no, you got to the nuts go on the side.
You just have to switch on the side of what
didn't your dad teach you anything?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
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slash Tom. If I remember coming up today in history,
how about that?

Speaker 12 (32:49):
All right?

Speaker 5 (32:49):
All right, get it out of the way, and we
have some exciting things in the world of news and sports.
Interesting sporting news.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Fever win the Commissioner's Cup yesterday, beating the Links. Mile
Turner is no longer a pacer, He's a Milwaukee buck.
Coco cough coughed it up and lost at Wimbledon already,
so did Jessica Pagoula. And you've often wondered how far
are we away from NBA players making a million dollars

(33:16):
a game? Well, shake Gil, just Alexander got real close yesterday.
We'll talk about Okay, thank you very much. We are
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Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Poison. He canceled it Welcome back to the Bobbin Tom Show, Josh, Arnold, Christy, Lee,
Pat Godwin, A's Cosmey. I'm chick wigee. Hello Tom, Josh
take next week off, won't you? Josh? Take a whole
month off? You can have fun twenty five percent less? What? No,
didn't the offer to give you a whole month off

(33:56):
at one point? Oh yeah, he's often telling me to
h you know what'd be good? Pay you if you
take a month off. That's between Tom and I. Okay,
but yes, and by the way, I've told you, buddy boy,
you pay me, I won't even show up. I mean wait, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah,
how does this work? And you know why? You know

(34:18):
what's gonna cost you because it's worth it. You don't
have to change a thing what you're doing. I just
won't be here. How about that? Now?

Speaker 5 (34:27):
By not being here, that means you won't be here
at all? Right, I don't have to look at you
here from you phone you're in you know.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
My no, my rules on phone INDs, I don't do them.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
This is becoming better and better. Yeah, I can't focus
on that right now. I'm trying to find today in history.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Oh we do we have letters left, though. I mean,
I don't want to flying the ointment that I'm just
trying to get this out of the way because I
keep forgetting it. Kind on for today in history, we're
getting it out of the way because Tom keeps forgetting it.
Sounds exciting.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
July second, Happy birthday, the late Thirgood Marshall, oh thirsty
third Good. They named in that so no one would
know he had a lisp. It's actually sir Good, very good. Okay,
maybe that's not. Of course, he was, of course famous

(35:20):
Supreme Court. He developed the concept of martial law taking,
which the dictators and tyrants of Okay, how about this
one nineteen thirty two Dave Thomas. So you know which
Dave Thomas that is.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
From TV or Wendy's. They're both about were about?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
No, no, no, Dave Thomas is in the forties. Dave
Thomas is significantly younger than the mister j Dave Thomas
from Wendy.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Is that right? Oh? Yeah, you know I heard that
Wendy's the was his daughter, and then I heard it
wasn't his daughter. Now I'm back to I'm here and
it's his daughter again, his daughter, So which is it? Yeah?
But the Frost. He was named after his high school girlfriend.
Apparently frigid out would not come across SCTV. Dave Thomas

(36:07):
nineteen forty nine. Okay, so not yeah, So what do
you mean not that much significant? Fifteen years sixteen years enough,
that's not yeah enough, but not significant. I don't think
it's I don't think you don't think you think fifteen
years is significant? So you know there was I could
not my lay chick off for fifteen years and it
wouldn't be sick. How did you get back to me

(36:28):
not being here? You stay down, you're right, you're right,
square burgers, of course. Wendy love him.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Larry David Happy birthday, born in nineteen forty seven. And
let's see Brett the hit man. Hearts that wrestler, pro wrestler.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Oh, I don't I'm not familiar with his work. His work.
There's a whole Heart family, right, m own heart Brett
Hart and Gary Hart honey Heart and Garry Heart Heart.
Garry isn't there a Gary Hart? Like a actor politician? The
famous Bahama thing right, the famous who was not Rice? Yeah,

(37:15):
going to he was early they thought next president for
a while. Oh yeah, that's how times have changed. Yeah,
that's nothing. Oh no, the public wouldn't really care at all.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
He could be doing her on Times Square and you'd
be okay. Oh, happy birthday. Comedian Doug Benson.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Likes pot. I hope, I hope you remembers since his
birthday like big Stoner, Big Stoner. Did you say Brett
Hart's birthday? Yes? He did. It ain't really smart. What
do you want this morning? Coffee? Or Okay? We got

(38:05):
to hit hard, would you? Does she have any follow
up to that? Nope? Yes, Angel in the Morning. But
Angel loves a little bit hard on me, she said,
hard on ye just like green Art. H Yeah. Yeah,
well that's some guy coming in with a cigar. We
need one just like that. I think Angel in the
Morning is wonderful. Oh yeah, I like that. Is that

(38:26):
a cover somebody somebody else? I forget it was? That
was a big hit years before I'll see where were
we own? I just said, see, this is one of
the things if you pay me this cover. You said
it was a cover. I was dicated that it was
a cover of Saw that was already a huge hit. Right,

(38:48):
what is that? Okayver mind You're right, Tom, there's a
difference it wasn't she Easton's my baby takes the morning rain.
Oh yeah, baby takes the morning pill. Okay, Johnny Weir,
fashion icon, nice skater, right, ye would you for me? Tom?

(39:12):
Say his name again? Just Johnny Weird. He's very happy,
happy beyond it. I do too. I think he's great.
Many many fancy hats. May he brings some a sparkle.
Toh where does it keep the hats? I mean some
of them are very tall in a box.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Oh, but you need a refrigerator box for some of those.
Let's see Margot Robbie Happy birthday in nineteen ninety.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
What an ugly idiot. It's hard to look at. She
is a cool actor, she's good. This is odd.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
In eighteen forty three, an alligator reportedly fell from the
sky over Charleston, South Carolina.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Weird. Yeah, well that's a that's a water spout, and
they picked it up and they dumped it.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Every year by the ear one's well, toads will fall
from the sky. Sure, but that was noted in the
in the local paper in Charleston, South Carolina, many many
years ago. Eighteen excuse me, nineteen thirty seven, Ameli year
hurt and Fred Noonan disappear over the Pacific Ocean.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Noonan. Did you say there's a new documentary out there.
There's a great, lengthy article in the New York Times
about what evidently what really went on Amelia Earhart and
her husband was evidently a promoter. He fancied himself a
promoter and wanted to keep her in the headlines. And

(40:40):
a lot of the problems Amelia had were created by her.
Oh now they're blaming the man. I think that. I
think it has a lot to do with why a
media fell in love with Roland Roosevelt. OK.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
On nineteen sixty two, Sam Walton opened the first Walmart
in Rogers, Arkansas. I knew there was a fight the
first twenty minute that place was open.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Sure there was, and some kid got smacked in the
mouth from making too much noise. Mile six back in
nineteen sixty two. Do you think a million air Heart
gave a noon in Skyhead?

Speaker 8 (41:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Probably not. You really need a vacation doing uh. The
Susan B. Anthony Dollard was first issued in nineteen seventy nine. Yeah, yeah,
I do it. He just made a joke, gave him
some time off. He just gotta laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're laughing about that. You shut up again? Out of here?
Oh I got a laugh it did? You weren't in

(41:32):
everybody's car. The child's out there, my friends. That you'll
see the email tomorrow. Airhead? Was that the Skyheads? Skyhead?
I see, okay, Head's funny though, oh I I yeah,
the airhead would be a guy. Head's funnier. Got a
k in it? Come because I was gonna say airhead,

(41:55):
and then I went on to that's already kind of
a thing, and I don't want to muddy it. We're
going Skyhead. He's over there, and you want him to
take time off? Well, speaking of that wreck, my friend, nineteen.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Eighty one of the best movies ever made Top ten,
Airplane premiered.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Not one letter. That was the fact. Surely you remember
the movie airplay. Of course you do. And don't call
me Shirley, Thank you very much. Do you want to
meet the person that goes? I just didn't find it funny.
Oh yeah, right trying When he says when can we land?
I can't tell no, you can tell me. I'm a doctor.

(42:33):
Every time I lose my mind. Yeah, let's see now
we will come back. We have letters. We have cranking
it in the General H General, General, Gerart, Sex Plug
and the d u y. It's all coming up. These
are the oreilli Oto Parts Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I want to share a letter or comment.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Our email is Bob and Tom and Bob and Tom
dot com.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Ghost ghosts don't take
the summer off. You know they're hosts. Godwin? Uh, Jess
Hookers here? Hi, Hello Josh Arnold. He's right about ghosts.
I've heard that he's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your card

(43:24):
carer needs. Get the parts and service you need from
the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick,
Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGhee. Uh. We've got a lot
of letters over here. We haven't gotten too yet. Okay,
we'll go to a couple of them. Then I got
something I gotta do over here. Hello Bob and Tom Show.
My name is Harvey Harvey. Oh hang on for one second,

(43:45):
miss Hooker. Have you ever seen the movie Harvey? No?
It is Would you do me a favor and probably
not watch it this weekend? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (43:53):
Okay, what is what's it about?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
It's kind of hard to explain what it's but just
trust me on this same Stewart is an alcoholic who
sees a six foot tall rabbit and that nobody else
can see. I thought it was such. I thought he
was more adult than alcoholic. I didn't know. Oh, in
the play at least that I was in. Did you

(44:19):
play the title?

Speaker 11 (44:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I was not. I was doctor Chumpskley, the guy something
like that.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Anyway, he sees a joyful romps nice. It's really fun.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, and if you want to know that, is it patriotic?

Speaker 13 (44:33):
Is it fourth of July?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
You know, considering James Stewart did a lot of those. Okay,
if you want to define lovable James Stewart and Harvey,
don't you think lovable?

Speaker 13 (44:45):
What year did this movie come out?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Forty black and white times eight and a half?

Speaker 5 (44:51):
You know, like that new documentary about the Dallas Cowboys
that celebrates there their big years And as I said, yes,
it's it's in black and white.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Chick happy. This from the text line this morning, By
the way, you can Texas I'm not sure the number.
What am I? Your mother? Look it up? Good morning,
Bob and Tom Show. Can Skyhead be the name of
the next James Bond movie? Goubleing James Ball sent that
email and needs a vacation double o. No, you can

(45:20):
tell the any time off we need to catch chess up.
I like to think your heart's in the right place
when you say Tom has Tom has more or less
said to everyone I think on staff these words. And
I'm not making any of this up. Okay, Hey, why
don't you take a month off sometime? Wouldn't that be fun?

Speaker 13 (45:40):
Wouldn't Why why would you not take him up on that?

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Well? The last time, I think I'm going to, But
he's not going to pay you for a month, and
the ebody does. Yes, the rules for CHRISTI are different
than the rules for some of us.

Speaker 13 (45:57):
All right, you would take a month off.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I think it's hard. It's definitely in the right place.
But I but I think he knows exactly who he's
dealing with. How paranoid we all are.

Speaker 13 (46:07):
Yeah, I think that's on you guys though.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, he's not RESPONSI I don't want
you to be thinking just because you're gone and the
shows go great without you, that we're going to realize, Wow,
we could sure use one less salary road. That's pretty
much exactly. Yes, that's so weird.

Speaker 13 (46:27):
Did I know that I was wrong? He knows exactly
what he's.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
So much for the what was in the right place? No,
I think it's possibly get a little bit burned out
anyway after that?

Speaker 13 (46:41):
Does that happen to you? Do you experience burnout?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah? Yeah, take a day off, yeah, don't take it
out on poor both of Icago Hotel yesterday.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Now, we we were discussing the movie, Harvey. I'm just saying,
miss Sooker, it's a lovely, really fun maybe I will.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
It's a very movie. It's a very I was fascinated.
It's very old play though it's not. Yeah, yeah, but
it's a good one. And it's hard to it's kind
of hard to explain. I explained it perfectly to you.
Is the Rabbit reel or not? He sees the sixth
and also there's a romance.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
He's doing some kind of n PR over analyzing, taking
the joy out of it.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
But that's fine. Elevator pay two bullet bullet points. That's it.
What he was doing. Is he he can't remember what
the FN movie is about, and so he says it's
too complicated. He Josh, you know what, I'm going to
take an f vacation to Josh is Josh's new movie

(47:42):
review book. His new movie review book, entitled Rosebud was
a sled. I there's anything funny on the earth I
didn't ruin. There's that twenty year old classic The Chick
Has a Penis. Oh, there's that one. Should have been

(48:04):
called that are you talking about? Oh no, that's the opposite.
I need softer focus on me, all right, Hang on,
dear Bob and Tom show Well, I made it all
through the way, all the way through gus on Disney

(48:25):
see Field Goal Kicking. It's pretty dumb. Besides the lovely
Liberty Williams, the only highlight was Harold Gould and Dick
Van Patten sitting in Tom's favorite individual steam modules with
their heads sticking out. Yeah yeah, do they even make
those anymore? H Yeah they do, and they're like, uh
high tech and they zip up and their their soft

(48:48):
sides and yeah absolutely, because that's such a great three
stooges gag. They go by the guy.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Well, the really fat guy gets The really fat guy
gets in the steamer thing and it's just his head
is sticking out. Some guys comes by, shoves of broom
in there. He can't get out. They come by twenty
minutes later and this little skinny guy gets.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
That is so great. I have another Gus email. It
says watch it. This person says it's a must watch Brian,
if only for the supermarket scene. And he emphasizes super market.
You'll thank me later. Okay, we have to watch. He's
a find. They find out that there's he gonna naturally

(49:30):
kick like a hundred yard field goal. He was a
soccer star. He's a mule, yes, animal, and Bob Crane's
in it.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Okay, And the NFL rules do not prohibit an animal
on your team. And he actually did better on the
wonder Lick test than several of the defensive linemen.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
A right, anyone not me? He's a mule, are smarter
than the guy? Right? I had a mouthful of coffee.
I did not noticed this yesterday morning when Tom was
broadcasting from the hotel room. But is this true? Hello,
Bob and Tom show. This is from John from Mawiyaka

(50:10):
m O w E a q u A. My favorite
thing about Tom being in the hotel room yesterday is
when he told the server to bring the table into
my studio. Sorry, I did not I did not remember.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
I was on the air, and I propped the door
open to the hotel at the hotel room, and then
when the guy knocked, I said come on in inadvertently
said yeah, bring the table over to my studio. I'm sorry,
I was in studio mode. Was it bald alphas? He

(50:45):
started spelling that.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
It was.

Speaker 13 (50:49):
It was.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Very nice. Man Oh, you did one to.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Funny fun Tom to his face, I can't understand the
word you're saying, and that what you told him.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
That at one point. Dear Robin to show this from Manny,
a long time listener, first time emailer. Could we get
Tom working out of hotels more often? I've never laughed
harder in all my years listening to your show. Tom's
conversation with the room service staff had to replay it
several times. It's the best of I'm a bartender. I

(51:24):
deal with a lot of interesting people from time to time,
but I've yet to meet Tom. Thanks for brightening my
day with pointless education. Yes we do. Uh North Carolina.
I think that's our first uh we uh.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
I'm not a big fan of room service. I'll tell
you that to be But since since I couldn't leave
the room because I was broadcasting from there from your studio, yeah,
I had them. I like to go down to where
the people.

Speaker 13 (51:54):
Are among the people. You are, you are people.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Before you do that again, maybe you should ask the people.
But go ahead.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Yes, I typically do not get room service, but it
was nice. Got an English muffin, some fruit and the
light fair coffee.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I'm gonna say, six six six and jellies. I forgot
to I forgot to bring you the jellies. And what
did you have on the English muffin? Nothing? He raw
dogged it. Nothing wrong with that, I do that. I'll
scratch the.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Roof of your mouth, delicious and be careful. Coming up,
we have a news from the world of sports.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Cocoa Golf out of here gone see you first round
back home with her husband Jared uh Yes, Jared Goff
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We have news from the world of sports. We even
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we do with that song right next bet, I'm looking
forward to hearing some music. Sure, guys, I've got a
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Speaker 2 (54:33):
Oh, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Professional
broadcasting at its finest, finest. In quotes, Christy Late at
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Jeff Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnold. I just realized that I
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(54:57):
Auto Parts Studios. I'm chick. He Hello lover, how are
you doing over there, Tom.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
I was I'll talk to I'll talk to you, miss Hooker.
I was asking earlier if a lot of folks are
taking Thursday Friday off. July fourth is on Friday. But
that made me think, coming up next year it will
be the two hundred and fiftieth July fourth.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
I think it's cool. I'm with you. That's and it's
going to I asked, is it going to be a Saturday.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
The answer is yes, So that's going to mean huge fireworks,
the combination of both those things.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, what's the what's the beer intake? Doesn't it like
go Halloween?

Speaker 4 (55:38):
You know?

Speaker 12 (55:41):
I think Fourth of July is over Halloween?

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Probably, Yeah, But I mean I would I would assume
the beer and take if the fourth of July is
on a Saturday, especially I assume that everything goes way
out here.

Speaker 12 (55:54):
Well, in celebration of the two hundred and fiftieth, we
should really just take that whole week off.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Just already.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
The day with the highest beer consumption in the US
is Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Yeah, it was number two.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Well, other holidays like New Year's Eve and the Wednesday
before Thanksgiving also see significant alcohol consumption. Saint Patrick's day
is known to be the top beer focused holiday.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
July fourth not even mentioned.

Speaker 12 (56:25):
For me. Well, I'm going out and drinking, but Fourth
of July is usually at home drinking.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
That could be I wonder yeah, that's it would be interesting.
But the fact that it's going to be in a Saturday,
it's going to be extra special and it's the two
hundred and fifty that would be wonderful.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
I mentioned that earlier. It was mocked by chick. I know,
I know a chick who likes to watch his fireworks
on television.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
There's a place for not a fireworks guy. Now I
have a dog that's not a fireworks dog. Get it's
upset you medicator. Starting today, I'm going to medicate this
as I get a hold on the medicine. Okay, okay,
if you don't have any luds on you do you? No? No,
regularly cut him in half. Shut up.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Now, I thought we could change I switch gears before
we get to sports, since I think have we are
we done with it or have we even started?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Okay, hang on a second. Sports is a part of
this show. Mister you don't know, Thank you, Christy. We
like it. And the very fact you don't know if
I've started? What did he say? Have you started? Are
we in the middle of it or are we already done?
I know you teased. Uh, some guys getting a million

(57:33):
dollars a game in these That's close, is what I said. Okay,
and Coco golf out in round one at wimbled Don
That's right, Tom. When you hear this many people mad
at you, what does that tell you? Do you in
your head? Still go boy? All of these people need
a break. They're all maybe.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
It's time for a solo show. Now you're talking, I'll
do it with Baldazzarre the.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
I would listen. I would love to hear you do
a show by yourself. The Waiter my go to podcast,
Holy Hell, Tom and both of the Before.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
We get to sports, Christy, we had a another interesting
cocaine a beach.

Speaker 6 (58:16):
Goers stumbled across an unusual package that washed.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
The shore in Florida. It contained a half a million
dollars worth of cocaine.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
Walton County Sheriff's Office said the twenty five kilos of
drugs were wrapped in packaging featuring the Looney Tunes character
Yosemite Sam.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
So Now it's fun.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
So they got so the guys bringing cocaine into our
country are now have.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
A sense a humor? Who how? Why did they? Seems
so odd? I don't know, but there it is the classic.
He's got two pistols and he's it's the back off,
right Sam. That you'll see on those tire guard Yeah,
flap flaps. Yeah, that guards keep people from stealing your
cocaine if they saw.

Speaker 14 (59:02):
I think that's a brand, probably because they used to
put Batman and Superman on.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Brandy. Oh, so it's this group's I got you. We
don't have any We just not just any cocaine. It's
that Sam. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (59:17):
Will you go with like Tasmanian Devil? Any of them,
it'd be the Tasmanian.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Devil, yosebody. Sam is famous for what his fake cursing.
That's I love him. I love him so much. I
was just watching where he was a knight and he
was trying to that's that's a great one. Ride a Dragon.
I won an oscar and he can dragon? Whoa dragon

(59:50):
hils him in their head?

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Go ahead, But that reminds me of Pat because we
have had when you soon just Christy started the story.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Josh goes another one of the Oh Boy that was me.
Oh sorry, I want to I want to take well
interchangeable for we are. If we didn't wear different clothes,
you would could not tell us apart. Now you're not
energy today.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
You've been very funny, do you whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Listeners asked if you had a seating chart that everybody's
name on it, so you don't forget.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
That's not a bad idea. Even the listeners know you're hurtful.
Uh this, I always love this story. Packages of cocaine
keep washing up on shore in the Florida Keys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Now. Uh, some reports have cocaine passage packages. Excuse me.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Some reports have cocaine packages floating ashore as far north
as Hialiah. I have only heard of Hialia because of the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Horse racing there. Yes, such such a beautiful name. Adam Hoffner,
whose dad, of course, created the Hoffer Base, is a
Border Patrol spokesman. He told the Miami Here Harald, the
most recent packages washed up on the is it pronounced
Isla Marada?

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
Yes, Islamda Isla Morada shoreline down by Key West.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Do you like Isla Mada? I do. It's my favorite place.
You know what you should do? Take a month off.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
They found a large, a large sack of cocaine off
shore at Key Largo. Another song like Bogey and we
had it all, We had it all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Do you know what we're doing there? It's Oka, No,
it's okay, No, No, we're here.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
We're here to educate, have you not? Your assignment for
the weekend, of course, is to watch the movie Harvey, Harvey.
Have you ever seen the movie Key Largo?

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
No, a miss, It's okay, I mean you don't have anything.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Humph I thought that was Jimmy, one of the Aiola brothers,
is played by Jay Silverheels from Sorry that may be
too obscure even for you now. So once again, Hyaliah
was the one of the spots they found these and
that reminds me of a great Pat Godwin tribute.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Cocaine washed upon the shore in.

Speaker 14 (01:02:14):
The high selling on the streets is a bad I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
If you find it, called the cops. A s a.

Speaker 15 (01:02:27):
Cocaine washed upon the shores in High Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Met a girl in Key West named Marie. I've made
love on the beach and got gone a Cuban sandwich
and got diary. Cocaine washed up on the shores and
high and you wanted to do sports. I think sports

(01:02:59):
is blasphemous, is what?

Speaker 13 (01:03:01):
I know that that's a religious song, right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Natasha Howard had six spiritual Yeah, there's a lot of
those songs I never got. Yeah, no, you don't. You're
not schooled in those.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Certain Michael rode the boat ashore, So what Okay, there's
a little bit of a backstory there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
There was anyone? Was anyone Waterski and Natasha Howard?

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
Did you ever see the episode? By the way of MythBusters?
Were the guy water skis behind a crew team rowing
the boat?

Speaker 10 (01:03:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
No? Were they trying to bust I've always I just
thought that's I think that's the which show it was.
I've always thought that would be the coolest thing ever.
And they were able to do it. Yeah, wow, great, awesome?
Yeah fun? Oh sorry, back to what is it? Natasha
Howard had sixteen points twelve rebounds, forces and the Indiana
Fever defeated the Minnesota Lynx seventy four to fifty nine

(01:03:56):
in Minneapolis and the w NBA Commissioner's Cup Final Fever
missing a horse All Star guard Caitlin Clark. She's been
sidelined since the twenty fourth of June with that strained groin.
Was there somebody who wasn't playing for the other team.
I didn't know if there were any missing links. What
you thought was applauding. All right, that makes up for

(01:04:16):
everything so far this morning. You're back. Now you can't
take a vacation from the end to stay from the NBA.
Miles Turner has missing links. No one else laughed at that. Well,
what does that tell you? Miles Turner now Milwaukee buck?
That's sad. Yeah. He was a facer, Indiana pacer his
entire ten season career. Now he's a buck.

Speaker 12 (01:04:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Damian Lillard was waived. Yeah, I don't feel too bad.
He getting like thirty million a year, one hundred million
or something. Please stop listening to sports talk radio and Wimbledon. Yesterday,
Coco Goff become just the third woman in the Open
era to lose in the first round at wimbled Don
right after winning the championship at the French They're too

(01:05:01):
close together? Is that just really too tiring? I mean,
is there some that I've never learn the topic? Do
you think we could we could start a cheer for her?
Turn your head and golf, Yeah, you grab.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
The gus would work, guess Ooker you grab the testicles
of the man closest to you, and you turn your
head and golf bat looks like you're the winner.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
No, Violet, I have a sports story, especially for Pat Novak.
Djokovic has been visited twice by a doctor for a
stomach issue and given what no Joker says are miracle pills.
He took him, and he took him, and he won
Professionals six one and four sets, sixty one sixty sixty

(01:05:48):
sixty seven victory of her On Alexander Mula and the
Wimbledon's first Did you guys watch tennis?

Speaker 12 (01:05:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
I will ever now and then Yeah. I mean it's
when you watch it after you've like tried playing. And
I say tried playing because I'm it's not ping pong.

Speaker 13 (01:06:07):
No, no, no, it's hard.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Those bulls are flying at job and man, and the
way you have to hit the ball off the racket
isn't necessarily you know, it's crazy. Yeah, the athleticism is insane.
Shay Gilders Alexander, Alexander I said, Shae, you don't what
to do with it? Am I doing the Shay gilded

(01:06:31):
Do we start this? Yes? I don't think we did.
I have no memory of Shane Gilds, Alexander Well Jingleheimer Schmitt,
that's my name too. Four years, two hundred and eighty
five million dollars super Max extension, which is seventy one
point five million dollars a year, which is the highest
contract for an athlete playing a professional sport in the

(01:06:54):
United States of America. Huh, but he got a new
Shay Gilders Alexander, Alexander.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
You know what, it doesn't It doesn't roll. If you
if you were doing the like you were drunk. Hey,
you'll just like Xander China's Alexander.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
I doubt it. Chinaman's Soccer hasn't generated no China China's
soccer all right, I'm sorry. What did I say, Chinaman's
soccer which sounds like it took a breaking for the
railroad work. It sounds like it's not actually a sport. Yes,
it's like a like a Chinese fire drill or whatever.

(01:07:38):
They've got, very very negative. Let's not do it that way.
I can see the problem. We have a video sounds
like something a foreman would say, well, you guys, quit
playing chinaman soccer age And what is the.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Origin of the so called Chinese fire drill where you
pull up and everybody gets out of the corn.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
I don't know. All I know is we used to
do those in high school all the time. Everybody jump
out of the car and do a lap around, switch places.
I don't know. It was no offense that he would
have Asian heritage. By the way, because I'm going to
take a different tack. In Beijing yesterday, four teams of

(01:08:17):
humanoid robots listen to me what I'm about to say,
faced off in a fully autonomous three on three soccer match. Hmm,
let's go to the video screen and look at see
how they're playing. It's not Let's go look at the
steel pictures. These are courtroom drawings. There was one that injured,

(01:08:40):
got injured. Yeah, it looks like it looks like it
looks like a skeleton they're carrying off stretcher. These are
the ones where the when you say autonomous, yeah, is
that there's no one at the sideline operating on their own.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Wow, really something. These things are getting great boarding. They
had the ones in the marathon not too long ago.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
According to organizers, key aspect of the match was that
all the participating robots six in all operating fully autonomous
using AI driven strategies without any human intervention or supervision.
Did they dive like real soccer players and grabbed their
shin and roll around for four minutes and screaming? They
had advanced visual sensors. The robots were able to identify

(01:09:24):
the ball and navigate the field with extreme agility. Boy.
They were also designed to stand up on their own
after falling. However, during the match, several still had to
be carried off the field on stretchers by staff. Adding
to the realism, it says here of the experience, there
you go.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Is this going to be a thing instead of watching people?
It might work excelling in great athleticism.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
We're going to watch Maybe it'll replace National Football Day.
That'll cut down on the It's slow, it's very slow.
It's awful. No, so we're looking at this video now.
It's not replacing it, but it's still pretty amazing. I
do like the one falling down there, just like in
just like in kids soccer, they all bunch up and

(01:10:10):
it does look like a kid's soccer game. You have
to see this. They're all falling down.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
Okay, and you're you know you're laughing now, but one
of these days when the robots take on you know,
the winners of the World Cup.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
You think CT is bad?

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Now, way do you get a robot kick in the head.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
So well that replays. Ain't that a kicking ahead? Ain't
that a robot kicking? Yes, Michael Jordan's one time Chicago
area mansion. You might be spending the weekend there if
you'd like. We'll find out about that in just a
few minutes.

Speaker 16 (01:10:42):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Once again, coming up, we have Christy Lee News. We
have we have Cedar Point News, one of the great
theme parks in this great country of our Oh, what
a weekend it's going to be there.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Oh, that's awesome. We have also this I'm gonna tie
this together. Cedar Point is in Ohio. Is King's Island,
another great park. And King's Island, Miss Hooker is famous
for what monument.

Speaker 13 (01:11:07):
The Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Okay said with enthusiasm. The Eiffel Tower. Again, I'd like
to be addressed as mister Griswow.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
The original one in Paris, the original Eiffel Tower and
is moved to Kings Island. No, but it's closed today.
We're going to find out why. When we come back
to the Orelli Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

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Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
He Tom, I'm watching these robots, robots playing soccer.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
I don't know. All I can think of is a
cheer though. Oh yeah, really give me an a? He
give me an eye. I once that spell AL in
some funds.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
I'm still I'm still waiting for the hell of Etica
people to come up with a better uh, lowercase what
is it? Lowercase L and capital I. It's really annoying.
It looks like AI, looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
AL really periods really would figure that. Yeah, it really
bugs me. They're just trying to shove that down our throats. Anyway.
I think it's shoved, dude, Yeah, I know, Michael Jordan, huh,
I just I don't know. The robot thing is weird.
They're they're getting better though these are autonomous robots. We
keep saying that nobody's listening to us. Miss Hooker, Do

(01:12:53):
you have a roomba?

Speaker 13 (01:12:55):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Do you use it?

Speaker 13 (01:12:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I had one and.

Speaker 16 (01:13:00):
Move?

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:13:01):
I like sweeping. I like I like doing that, So
come over.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
Other than other than the beauty of watching your dogs
try to navigate with a room.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
But in the room.

Speaker 13 (01:13:13):
You know, I love the videos watching babies right on them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Yeah, they have room but videos babies riding on room bas, cats,
puppy little pups riding on roombas. It's hilarious. The video
of me writing on a room bud. Just google man
breaks room books. They have roomba pool all right, well,
I'm not sure what they're calling it. They put a
room but in the set of a billiard table, and

(01:13:36):
then they put the billiard balls around the room but
at various parts and you bet on the ball and
I don't know how you win. But they just clicked
the room. But I love it. Whenever it bumps a
ball into the hole, I guess the last one bumped
in that's the guy who wins. I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Wow, that's a that's a gambling problem or.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Night.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Yeah, those guys look like they were having fun. Yeah,
you know crap you thinks fun. Well, these guys think
this is fun. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
Yeah, so leaving leaving your kids in poverty, we have.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Uh, that was quite a little We have a great
Your son bet on everything, of course, because that's fun.
Something happened to him, or that happened somebody he knew,
and now everybody who gambles.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
I mean, you know, gambling on sports can be fun,
but gambling on the pool ball falling in that's a dollar,
you know, you know, you know, it's tens of thousands
of dollars. These four men can't feed their families.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
They were totally give me a number six, You give
me six mice in a pool table and a cardboard
racetrack and let's get the bet and going. How about that? Huh?
Come on?

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
Okay, now, actually, can we switch gears and go to
Christy for the do you have that lottery story? There's
something about this story that's it's really kind of interesting
and fun.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
Yeah, an Oakland count couple hasn't told anyone they won
four million dollars on the Michigan lottery ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
It was a scratcher.

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
Seventy seven year old woman won the four mill She
opted for the thirty year payout though, rather than the
lump some payment seven.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Oh, that's that's an optimist.

Speaker 10 (01:15:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Is it transferable?

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
I don't know what she gets one hundred and thirty
three thousand dollars for the next thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Yeah, her estate would get it, Okay, sure, yeah, absolutely,
all right.

Speaker 13 (01:15:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
Neither she nor her husband told anyone, including their family,
and they planned to surprise them soon.

Speaker 10 (01:15:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
The one time lump some payment would have been two
point seven million. I see. I would have taken that,
of course. But uh, the taking of their family's future. Yeah,
if it's transferable.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Yeah quite, I mean it's it's that's a permanent If
you see those TV commercials where they go, if you've
won the lottery, right and you took the long term payout,
we'll pay you now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
But ever seen him and say, hey, if your parents
won the lottery and they died, Yeah, yeah, that is
how it worked. Okay, Well, I'm glad to know that
social that's social security.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know that's I just thought that
was really kind of sweet and I think so too.
And she was Did you mention that she won it
in the parking lot of a Kroger nice in my story?

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Okay, sorry, that's right. I forgot you were you were.
You were out drinking. We all know. I saw you.
I saw you shoving the the uh.

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
So, Tom goes, I've never seen you eat so much. Yeah,
I have had an egg sandwich once a week here
for the last thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
By the way, in the book titled Things every Man
Knows Straight out of the Uterus What not to say
to all? Right? Right? So much so? No, I just
it's just trying to kill the buzz from all the booze.
My god, I didn't drink, Christine. Yeah, Christy, you didn't drink,

(01:17:09):
And I'd say I didn't drink. Say sometimes you'll have tools.
We had to, Marguerite. Is a dinner? That was that
just at six o'clock? That's just there. Of course it
was a glass.

Speaker 12 (01:17:22):
Excuse me, remember what Uncle Chickie says, don't say anything
in here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
I didn't the son saw me there. That Sam's fault
upper teef post dinner. Yes, okay, yes, it is. I'm sorry, Pat,
I don't know why. Now that's pre that's that's before
the apperteef is free or post before k I took
it before. I thought an aperteef came with a bond, Bob,

(01:17:52):
Isn't that right? That is an apperteef. I'll take one.
I don't know what that even means. It's like a
small alcoholic drink that you have for I can remember
if it was Percy. It depends on what the can
it be anything?

Speaker 12 (01:18:09):
No, it's it's like, yeah, it's usually like bitters or
lemon or something that soothes the stomach or gets the
stomach ready for a meal.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
But there is there booze in it. Yeah, it's always
alcoholic in some way. Yeah, how do you spell appara teeth?
There we go? Okay, I'm looking it up because I've
never pari or aperol. It says it's an alcoholic drink.
I think they mean I think they mean I think

(01:18:37):
they mean a drink. I think they mean a drink
for alcoholics. That's an alcoholics. Why do you even talk
with us?

Speaker 10 (01:18:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
Typically typically served before a meal, Pat, So you're okay?

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Not for me? All right? Told you all of that.
Look I've never even heard of some of these drinks
pasty and we told you, and how you're still looking
on the internet. Do you see the that's in a
strip club? You don't care, that's in a buttery nipple?

Speaker 10 (01:19:03):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
What's what's pastas? I'm not telling you because you're just
gonna look it up anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Vermouth and soda like this is very awkward. Gin or
a light cocktail like a gron Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
That's Anthony Bourdain kind of brought it back.

Speaker 17 (01:19:31):
Medicine rather awkward longer, you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Know what a drink of color? So did you have
you guys ever taken part in the meal? Where after
the meal the men depart a room for brandy and
the window, Thank you, thank you. My diversion was a

(01:19:59):
little dry. What else we got over here? Why are
you talking about?

Speaker 18 (01:20:14):
You say?

Speaker 19 (01:20:15):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Yeah, yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Talking about why? I brought it up because I thought
if anybody was familiar with it would have been you
and your your you're snotty, trust there's something you will enjoy. Tom,
there you go? How about that? Hey, Wang, this place

(01:20:40):
is restricted. Don't tell them you're Jewish? Okay, all right?
Why hey, how about this?

Speaker 16 (01:20:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Duchess? Okay, where were we? Oh, sports, have we completed
sports chat? Have we did? You know? If we had?

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
I really wasn't Michael Jordan's one time Chicago area to
come back with that. That was brilliant. That was on purpose,
brilliant comedy. Yeah, that was assid was We'll be drinking
around the world is starting with negronies when we come back.
I was one more thing about it. I was thinking

(01:21:18):
about this.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
A lady that won the lottery stopped thinking. Okay, but
she's gonna she's seventy seven, but she's going to get
a payment for the next thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
God hope she lives to be one hundred and seven.
But talk about a great way to make sure that
your children and grandchildren come to visit.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Yeah, no, kid, Yeah, I think this.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Is this is what's going on in the back of
her head. I'll come now, we're gonna come over. We're
gonna have some. She also bought a They had to
take a giant truckload of the Werther's originals.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
And wouldn't you just start grabbing yourself, Well, you want
the money. Here's a wipe. Later, we are in the
Rally Auto part Studios. This is The Bob and Show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
You gotta comment to share text us set eight eight
eight two six two eight sixty six one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Oh I am not prepared. Good morning, Welcome to The
Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance
News dash. Look at me pronouncing all the words Pat Hey,
Pat Godwin. There's Jeff Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnold, Jack Ace
Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Willie
Griswold will zoom in. Later this morning. We'll also have

(01:22:32):
Sexy Time. I'm show Sexy Hello Tom. Yeah, oh we
got you got that greasy poll story, my greasy pole.
We're talking about Michael Jordans. Michael Jordan's one time Chicago
area mansion is now available to rent on Airbnb.

Speaker 17 (01:22:47):
Oh, standby how much.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
It's called Champions Point, a seven bedroom, seventeen and a
half bath estate on seven point thirty nine acres that
can occommodate as many as twelve guests. Looks like a
junior high school. Have you've seen a picture of this
seventeen and a half bathsad thing? It looks like a
like a It offers.

Speaker 13 (01:23:09):
Just creepy when people do this. Well, he didn't live there,
I know, but that they're advertising it that way.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
I don't think he has. It been on the market
for a while. I don't know. It offers a movie theater,
commercial gym, cigar lounge, wine, cellar, pool tables, bars, salons,
salt water aquariums with a crocodile, and guessing massage tables.
Why would you say?

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
Massage tables seems to be the major activity of most
professional athletes these days.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
One guy gets caught and Jordan fans are really loving
what you're saying right now. Good for them. The Homan
Highland Park. Once again, Tom doesn't care. The Homan Highland
Park requires a minimum seven nights stay with a labor
day week long reservation costing over one hundred and twenty

(01:23:58):
thousand dollars. It's perfect for like corporate retreats. Maybe you
get you get a team that has to go to
Chicago for whatever reason and twenty thousand. I don't know,
but that's why that's what I think primarily. Will we'll
do this, Yeah, I don't think they'll get it. Of
course they'll get it, yeah, exactly. I mean, you a

(01:24:20):
child the way cup and smell the coffee. You and
your family aren't gonna go do that. But like I said,
Nike needs to send a team of fifteen people to Chicago.
They're gonna do that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
Who is the lady in the uh Space Jam movie?
Lola Lola Bunny, Lola Bunny the lady the lady?

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Yeah, yeah, Bunny, Lola Bunny. Do you think that's a
real person? Lola Bunny slept. Yes, you had to change
the sheets, if you know what I mean. Now, you're
implying Michael Jordan had sex with her watch Space Jam.
He just came over to sleep over. All you could
have sex with cartoon character? Who would you pick? Jessica Rabbit?
All right, past Jessica Rabbit as this hooker? I get,

(01:25:07):
I guess, I don't know. I like, what is it?
Mike Myers says, and bugs dressed as a woman. I'm
this is controversial, but I'm gonna go with Betty Rubble. Okay, Betty, alright,
Betty Rubbles banging man. I think that's a fair Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:23):
Much like in the Archie comics, Veronica was the one
that was more generous.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Ah, Betty, Betty was the blonde. Yeah up tight? Well, well,
real Frosty. Yeah, Flintstone. Yeah, you could tell she's a
redhead and Tom doesn't like red hair. Good point. I
think I'm going Jessica Rabbit as well. That's so oi Michigan.
J Hello, very oh boy. Once again, you don't have

(01:25:52):
to go on vacation. What I have to decide is
will I move or will I just move Michigan. Hey,
here's another sports story. Again.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
You should have just stopped with the original. Just the well,
it's become kind of a running that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
A twenty A twenty year old Massachusetts man has one
Gloucester's famous greasy pole competition. Oh yeah, according to you
guys have heard of this, right, Yeah? Yeah I have. Nope.
According to mass Live, I haven't heard of that contest
takes well, if I stop every time, I haven't heard

(01:26:25):
of and it'll take meat. The contest takes place as
part of gloucesters famed Saint Peter's Fiesta. Never heard of it.
Participants walk across a forty foot telephone. Oh, I've seen it,
a telephone pole. But they do this everywhere. I don't
know why they're This is the big one that they
do every year. A forty foot telephone pole lathered in grease,
situated in the water off Pavilion Beach and try to

(01:26:47):
grab a flag nailed to the end. Yeah. Pole, you
have to picture it's not vertical, it's it's essentially walking
out on the end of a ship.

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:26:57):
Oh at an angle.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Yeah, if it was raticle, it never gonna started. Oh yeah,
we slid right off. Nick White, a Gloucester native, made
it all the way across the pole and snatched the
flag to claim the victory. He told reporters, I've been
dreaming of this since i was a little kid. That's
that is sad fun. His achievement came just five days
after he was released from the hospital for a staff infection. Now,

(01:27:21):
how do you feel, I say, the entire the entire
office got it and the Yeah, it was all over
the pole. Whoever, if you participated in the pole, now
you have a staff infection.

Speaker 13 (01:27:31):
What does he increase the pol with? You think olive oil?

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
I don't know, probably like a lard.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
But yeah, the pole is floating. It's not hovering above
the water. It's it's like a big, you know, floating log.
Oh that's not the one I'm familiar with. Saw on
the video.

Speaker 13 (01:27:50):
Red Bull does one that it's out like that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Off up here or Doc it juts out and you
got to get this one is this one's floating and
it's no good. That's different. This is a lesser content. Absolutely,
this is the famous Glausstrow. I don't think this is
the big one greasy Oh you're thinking of the Andy
Dick one. That's the greasy hole competition. Are you sure

(01:28:14):
it's not the poles afterward? I've never heard of the
one where the poles are laying in the water. That's
isn't that competition? Imagine a I know what it is.
No one's ever heard of it. I got the description
this whole time. I've been picturing the one that's above

(01:28:36):
the water. Yeah, people, yeah, that's what the one. Everyone says,
that's the one we're thinking about.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Oh, that's the one that's really something that's like twenty
feet off the water.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
That's very good. Where's Ryan? I guess they have these everyone?
Where's that? Yes? San Pietro, Yeah, yeah, use your words?
Where San Pietro? Up your ass? Well? I see that
we've it's completely completely default. The subtle The Subtlety train

(01:29:14):
has left the station off for a year. Now never.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Sorry, go ahead, Oh boy, the greasy bowl contest is
the one above the water.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
The log is not in the water. It's what we
just saw. No, it's not. I'm looking at it. I'm
looking at it right here in the story.

Speaker 12 (01:29:41):
I can't what are you looking at?

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
You got the picture upside down? Are you looking at story?

Speaker 13 (01:29:56):
I'm looking at the start.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
No such thing as the greasy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
Log in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
There's two different events. There's log. Look, it's in the water.
It's not in the water.

Speaker 13 (01:30:12):
Oh, it's taken from far back, so the water.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Is Yeah, but why does it say in the water
falling into the water.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
It judged into the water, into the water, the water,
and then they fall in. Look Tom the picture he saw.
Most of us would go, oh, that that log is
just in the water, just the way. So if you
fall in this thing, you are going to you're gonna
really just perspective, You're going to crush your nuts. And

(01:30:42):
that's kind of why people watch man. Let me see
the picture he was looking at. This is the picture
obviously above the water.

Speaker 13 (01:30:48):
Out of pocket to think that that was in the.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
All right, I'm not you're you're insane, but not as
insane as I thought you were. Okay, so this is
how he got the staff infection. I wasn't paying attention
if you participated, Yes, that's how you did. You know,
I used to I used to think staff that the
person who had a staff infection got it from the
hospital staff. And that's why it was called that. You know,
it was s T A p H. We have to

(01:31:10):
cut down on your staff infection, right, yeah, greasy pole?
Wasn't that your nickname in high school? Who look are
you talking to? Yeah, we're having trouble. Keep it, Drager?
Who you're the matter? Okay? Oh yes, but no, you
know I don't I need the friction, all right, okay,

(01:31:30):
very good, Okay, I'm sorry. What's coming up in sports?
I think long awaited resignation right around the corner. Yeah okay.

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
Now they also have the greasy pole, the where they
climb up they do.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
That's a different thing. The lumberjacks straight up hard. Hard
to believe that I even get started. Yeah, okay, well
we'll be back with Boy, doesn't greasy pole sound like
a I was gonna say, like an ethnic insult.

Speaker 13 (01:32:06):
It's worse than you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Used to be a nice neighborhood. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
Let's see now, why don't we just check in with
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Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Oh a quick reminder.
Comedian Al Jackson and Willieg Saturday and Sunday at the
Funnybone a Cincinnati, the Liberty Liberty, Ohio technically, and there'll
be a two shows on Saturday, then a special show

(01:33:47):
on Sunday. Al Jackson and Willie g Funnybone, Liberty, Ohio.
Coming up.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
We have news from a fine theme park in Ohio
and something happened there of interest. We're in the Riley
Otto Park Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Wyatt, I am rolling. Welcome back to the Bob and
Tom Show. Hello, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance
News Dance. Okay, time out. We got to stop making
fun of Christy. She's had enough.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
I don't care, no, no, no, I know stop now you've
been doing it for forty years.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
We really turned up the heat when we found out
that you were out partying last night. Yeah boy, I
had school. Nice Reverend Horton heat fun. That is fun,
James D.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
Williamstow, great show, but you had a little bit of
I had to Margarita's assume me. They were little ones.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
That's little, little like that. Your hands are three feet apart.
This is radio. They can't tell. I'm sorry you were
doing the introductions. I interrupted. Pat Godwin, Hey, Jeff Hooker,
Josh Arnold, Hi, Hello, We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios.

(01:35:01):
It's a cosy. I'm chick McGee. Hello, Tom and Josh
taking the week off next week? Going to are you
taking the week off next week? I am yeah, the
first time here, go fishing again. Only a week. I
am gonna do plenty of fishing and only a week.
Only the money.

Speaker 12 (01:35:20):
You think you could get to the end of next
week and go, I'm gonna call Tom and take one
more week.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
I'm gonna do that next week. Don't do that. I
can tell you what He'll say, whatever you want.

Speaker 6 (01:35:32):
He loves you, his favorite in July sounds like a
nice month to be relaxing, Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Tom does. He is guilty of some things. I don't
think he's guilty of having favorites.

Speaker 12 (01:35:51):
Rotates, it rotates, you're I think he despises all of.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
I think you're right if you think you're gonna be
a problem. Yeah, he moves on.

Speaker 13 (01:36:00):
Yeah, he wrote, he rotates his favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Okay, game, you do.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
You Tommy, spin the spin the die. We have a
concluded the sports broadcast. Is that correct?

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Oh my gosh? Okay, that means it's time to go
over to Well we didn't talk about at Dafoe winning
the Major League Fishing returnament. Yeah, we didn't talk about that.
Well done. Dafoe t t one of my favorite professional angler.
What's his name? Ott? Like Melot the great baseball player yep,
and like Willem Dafoe, what to get great game? And

(01:36:32):
he won huh oh yeah, by like twenty six pounds. Whoa,
oh yeah, it's a lot of fish. He's a shallow fisherman.
He likes a shallow as do I. Yeah, and Patty
I would here more of a shallow person. But that
does bleed into my fishing.

Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
How do you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Do the bass prefer shallow water at times?

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
No, but sometimes they like the deeper water. That's right. Oh,
ergo the difficulty of where they are. How do you
feel about the guys that have the fish finder things.
There's a huge debate in the world of fishing. Yes,
different tournaments have different rules for them. Really, so there's

(01:37:17):
some who are big proponents of forward facing sonar and
there are others who just think it's not good for
the game at all. I'll tell you what it's not
good for is watching fishing, which yes I do, but
it's gotten. So if you think watching fishing is boring,
try watching a guy stand on a boat watching a

(01:37:37):
screen for two hours. It's that's I know.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
They're they're doing a remake of The Old Man in
the Sea, the Hemingway classic, and this time the guy's got.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
It fish finder. That great stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
Okay, Christy Lee is over there at the Silac Insurance
news desk.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
It does feel like you're cheating if you know where
the Well, the argument is, hey, look, I still got
to get the fish in the boat just because I
know the fish is there. Well still, I mean yeah,
but no, no, I'm just saying I'm just giving you
that sign.

Speaker 10 (01:38:08):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
Speaking of vacations, In response to soaring temperatures across France,
officials have announced the temporary closure of the summit of
the Eiffel Tower, one of the nation's most iconic landmarks.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
You think the metal up there gets hot, it must.

Speaker 6 (01:38:23):
Operators of the Eiffel Tower said quote. Due to the
extreme temperatures expected, we we we in the afternoon and evening,
the Eiffel.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Tower will be closed. We we we.

Speaker 6 (01:38:36):
The closure applies specifically to the top level of the
one thousand and eighty three foot monument. By the way,
im Paris, they're experiencing record breaking temperatures exceeding one hundred
and four degrees.

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
See that picture of the mona Lisa wearing the tank top?
No hot? Now, did you have a choice? Did you
say tank top instead of halter top?

Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
I'm I don't know what a girl that's what a
girl calls it. I don't know, I just different. I
don't know what's the distinction.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
Haldtop and no straps.

Speaker 17 (01:39:08):
It's just it looks like a giant that's a halter
top ties behind your neck?

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
Yes, how about a tube top?

Speaker 13 (01:39:16):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
I think top is the funniest choice.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Is that, right?

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Wearing a top?

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
The tube tops the one where if you move the
wrong way, they're flopping out right. Yeah, it does make
me nervous.

Speaker 12 (01:39:34):
They put the grippy on the other side of them
now fall Yeah, like almost like a double sided tape,
like a sticky so that it doesn't so.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
They kind of have a scrunchy type Yeah band right,
that's yeah, elastic man, Yes, thank you. Paris did it.
Paris did it right. Though they don't have you can't
have anything. You can see the Eiffel Tower from everywhere, right,
that was a smart move, keeping the building short and
makes it it's you've ever been there? It's spectacular, it's

(01:40:04):
so beautiful. Have you been to the top top? I
have a couple of time. They don't let you anymore.
Have you been to the restaurant on top of the
Eiffel Tower? Isn't No, it's a rotating over they remodel.
It's interest the lights. It's second finest overhead. Was that
the one King's Island? Or is that the one? There's
one there one that Vegas tower?

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
Yeah, it does, that's right, but it's incredibly hot there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Yeah, no air conditioning, but it smells more than and
the big deal right now in Paris Is didn't that
anti smoking thing just kick in? I don't know, did it?
I think?

Speaker 14 (01:40:45):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:40:45):
Yeah, but you can still smoke in the sidewalk. Sidewalk,
you can't smoke anywhere where there are kids. You can't
smoke on a beach, you can't smoke outside if there
are at kids around. And I want to say, France
is something like second or third and overall smokers behind.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
But I really I thought that they had that exemption
for the cafes that you can still smoke.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
Thought they had a smoking exemption for kids. Yeah. Oh,
that's so they can have wine. That's no, He's absolutely correct.
Sophie did. She went studied abroad in high school. She
went to the name of the girl. I studied a
broad Ones Yeah, yeah, yeah right.

Speaker 6 (01:41:18):
And they were smoking on She was stunned. The high
school students were outside smoking. Yeah, pretty normal.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
They dunk my closson in sunscreen. Very hot saw spfer.
My boogette is a bud.

Speaker 6 (01:41:40):
The recent survey reveals what Americans love most about summer.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
All right, nothing, Oh chick, are you really a non
summer I don't know. I told you this. My favorite
time of the year is when it gets dark at
five thirty. You guys know that, yes, sir, just like
my mood, darkish thirty. Yeah, I wonder why that is.
I get, for the life of me, can't figure it out.

(01:42:05):
I don't know what it would be. Five thirty AM
and PM. I get a little dark. Yeah, what do
you think we lost chick today? Maybe you told him, hey,
shut up, douchebag. I don't know. He knows that's the
weather show five thirty this morning, you were yelling at him.
I was a little nervous. Yeah, about jazz music or something.
Oh my god, Well, I came around the corner. I thought, Oh,

(01:42:28):
I better intervened. I think, oh, it sounded pretty real.
He was, Yeah, oh it was bad. Get him to
play what he plays unless it's a mistake. Then he'll
play it on the computer and then it bleeds onto
the air. But he won't play it. Explain what happens
in the morning, Chicken, Like you walk in and there's
some weird dumb and uh no, no, no, that's almost

(01:42:50):
a tune the Ray Bryant Trio Ladies, Jim, where's that one?
You play every morning for hours on end. When I
walk in, it's the same song on a loop. This
is beautiful? Is there a bar within? Angel Eyes? By
Trio twenty five miles dark lit. Uh you know, low
lighting tables like this playing piano handle on the table. Yes,

(01:43:13):
and that's going on where I can go and hit
and have a beer. God, I would love that.

Speaker 13 (01:43:18):
And I think it's in a hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
But yeah, and there and there are no television sets. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm over that. Occasionally a woman in a sequin dress
singing a sad song. Yeah, oh sure, my god, the
song I'm losing side in my left eye. I have

(01:43:40):
a go funny. I like that sad bar and naked
gun to and a half or it's got pictures of
the hind and bird and Michael. I'm listening to some
jazz in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:43:54):
Well, according to Chick, it was not jazz. He was
screaming it was scary.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
I read this article. I think it was the Onion,
but it might have been in mainstream media that says, hey,
let's all, isn't it time for all of us to
face it? The jazz suck? Is this the one you
don't know? The one where this.

Speaker 8 (01:44:12):
One ran trio have brilliant If this isn't the right one,
don't it's irritating. I'll grant you it's not the one.
That's irritating currently. I mean, this one is just so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Of all people with your love of Steely Dan, if
if but they if Donald, don't you hide behind Steely
Dan to say, that's if Donald Fagan were walking your
all of his favorite records are no, yes, he would
not walk in here because you're here, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
According to the Talker Research poll of two thousand Americans,
who wears you to talk?

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
Thank you, Tom, I agree on something. Well, now we've
done here tequila? Hey dip, so you're ready to put
the bottle down and hang on a second. Hey, this
is Andy, Christie's husband. You guys know what you're doing, don't.
She brings this crap home? You know that? Right? Tom

(01:45:17):
was so me. You know that's exactly what you said.

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
If you're just joining us, Hello, these are the Oil
Auto Part Studios. This is the Bobinton program. Today's conceit,
if you will, is that Christy went out with her
husband to see a great show and got hammered. I know,
but it's much funnier if we say that you got
hammered watching watching a nice music show.

Speaker 17 (01:45:45):
It wasn't jazz, it was rockabilly. Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:45:50):
Two thousand American grill owners were surveyed on the behalf
of Tyson Food You.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Could hold a Gorilla Gorilla.

Speaker 6 (01:46:00):
Summer is the favorite time of year for more than
a third of Americans. Nearly ninety percent of respondents said
that the smell of grilling is an iconic summer feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 6 (01:46:11):
Seventy percent said spending time near water matter.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
There's there's a tragic house fire. Hanging out by the
pool were also something. What do you think the Johnson's
are making themselves?

Speaker 5 (01:46:31):
There's that great scene, the only great scene in the
movie the Alamo.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Oh, that's a disturbing note that is Yeah, that's that's
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:46:38):
Eighty percent agree that cooking outside is one of the
joys of the season.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
We're no kidding.

Speaker 6 (01:46:42):
Some of the most anticipated activities of summer are hosting
backyard barbecues. Sixty percent pold planned a grill mills meals
at least once a week during the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
Most popular items.

Speaker 5 (01:46:54):
Wait, I guess, miss Hooker, you're the best cook here.
What's the most popular item to grill?

Speaker 12 (01:46:58):
I would guess hamburger are correct, followed by hot dogs, Nope,
chicken brought worst, steak steak.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
You know you gave me the story.

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
No, but I didn't read it. I didn't have time
to edit this one. I just threw it up there.

Speaker 6 (01:47:14):
Hot Dogs were third, and a third of those surveys
said they like are likely to toss literally anything that's
grillable on the grill.

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
What do you you're putting? I know?

Speaker 6 (01:47:34):
And of course, the fourth of July could be dubbed
the biggest grilling event of the year. More than half
of Americans plan on grilling this Independence Day.

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
Very nice, Yeah, that's fun. Who else love to have
a nice grill? Grilling out?

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Are grilling? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
You won't be here.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Ye for the fourth of July?

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
What are you grilling? Whatever? They want? Whatever they my
whole party wants. Yeah, bring you bring your I didn't.
I didn't look at the roster today. Which people are
you speaking do this weekend?

Speaker 13 (01:48:08):
Which people are speaking to him?

Speaker 5 (01:48:09):
Okay, I can never keep direct you. I want to
find out. We need to find out. We were talking
about beer sales, yes, and you guys were saying, what
was it?

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
Saint Patrick's Day is the biggest day? Followed by followed
by uh, I just kind of said other big Alcuholi, Yeah,
like the night before Thanksgiving. I'm I forget who brought
it up? But is that just at bars? No, because
I looked it up.

Speaker 6 (01:48:36):
The biggest largest beer drinking at home Day and they
couldn't quantify that. They just said it's usually around a holiday.

Speaker 17 (01:48:44):
So okay, whenever family's coming, I would assume that that
would be the fourth of July.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
Yeah, that's a good assumption. Okay, So Pat, you got
your guitar out. What do you have doing? Well, you're
asking me what I was doing this weekend? Yeah, what
are you doing? Why don't we come back with that?
How about that?

Speaker 12 (01:48:58):
I love it?

Speaker 13 (01:48:59):
I love all of it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
Okay, it's you know how major League Baseball players they
hit for the cycle. There's a single, a double, triple,
in a home run. Check. You have done what you
just did to Pat to all of us this morning,
and it's hilarious. And no, don't get me wrong, it's
funny stuff. It's certainly listenable. Yeah, hey, let's do this,
let's do this. Go ahead. Pat grabbed that. Well just

(01:49:21):
in a moment, Well, no, I see when I looked
up from Pat and I looked at the clock, and
I went, oh, dear, and remember what did Tom Fameless?
I can I can never remember what he said a
couple of weeks ago, and we're going to return. We'll
do that when we come back. But see there's that's
that's true. That's why it's very It.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
Would be very awkward if I said, when we return,
we're not coming back. Oh that's that's how's that possible?

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Speaker 5 (01:50:40):
If you got a doggy that's got a problem with fireworks,
and many do. When we come back, I've got a
few tips, a couple of these I had not heard before.
And Chick, I think you might find some of these
value books and know one of your dogs is very sensitive. Yes, sir,
to the fire resort. Remind me to get to that. Also,
while coming up, we have a cranking it at the
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Speaker 5 (01:51:39):
You were saying that one of your dogs, yes, is
especially sensitive to fire. Well, I have two dogs also.
One of mine is much more so than another, and
I've had big, big issues with it over the years.
One of my dogs lost a bunch of teeth one
year because we didn't I wasn't at the house and
he tried to get out and he was so frightened fireworks.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
Poor little guy. Josephine knows my Australia, my standard Australian
shepherd knows what time of year it is, and there's
a certain times she will not go outside. Now during
from like last week to maybe three or four weeks
from now, she thinks there's going to be a firework outside.

Speaker 5 (01:52:17):
Well, if you live close to a place where they're
shooting off major fireworks, this might apply to you. Here's
a couple suggestions. Exercise the dog that day, get them
good and tired. This according to this account, a tired
dog is less likely to panic.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
Get me twenty. Let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:52:36):
Put them in a room without windows or even a closet.
Maybe put them in your bedroom and leave the closet
door obum, but stick them in there with some pillows
and see if they'll if you're with My experience was
if you're with the dog, you can calm them down.

Speaker 2 (01:52:48):
Yeah. Also consider talking to your vet about various medications.
I guess you'd call them thinking you were just on
the phone with your vet. Yes, I was, Yes, Oh
I'm all, I'm all scored away, God of gotta go
where run up and pick up some I'm not sure
what the street lingo is. Some doggie downers, some bowsers. Yeah, yeah,

(01:53:11):
you gotta get some ludes, some big some birdies. Same Bernard's,
you know. Oh yeah, we got some rovers hot hot.
Do they have problems? Do they have problems with people
taking dogs medicines? Yes, but I don't think that people
taking the medicine is a problem. But I think, yeah,
probably the pain reliever is a page Jared Parvo. Yeah, yeah, scratch.

(01:53:32):
You know I told you that. I didn't tell you
I had worms there for six weeks. Turned me right around.

Speaker 10 (01:53:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
It's nice to come in and not see you scooting
on the carpet. That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:53:40):
Yeah, okay, good names. But I was really impressed. You
almost got down there to lick them.

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've tried for years. You remove one rib,
you're there, baby.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
Yes, okay, okay, well and in any event, there we go.
So but to talk to what to a veteran trained
dog person? Yeah, maybe instead of doing a display in
a neighborhood for eight hours, maybe just do four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
I don't know. Most of the major displays only go
on for fifteen minutes or true. But neighborhoods, Yeah, everybody
has them in their house or at their house. Now
it's wonderful. I love it. But what happened to the
good old days when the cops come around throw people
in jail for fire Fun'd you go get the real criminal?

Speaker 5 (01:54:31):
I do love the I love the thing when you
cross the state line and you're leaving a state going
into one that has fireworks, and you see the gigantic billboards,
you know, three fingers Larry fireworks next exit.

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
Now there's Nervous Charlie's right, that's actually yeah, yeah, that's
the name of one. The clown on it nervous Nervous understate?
Is it Tom Shelton fireworks? I see those kind of
look like big Barns.

Speaker 18 (01:54:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
Yeah, it almost suggests elite, yes, Thomas Shelton and a
lot of no smoking signs with good reason. Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:55:06):
Yeah, And they're gearing up for again next next fourth
of July, a year from now.

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
Plus is just live in the moment. Can I ask
you a question, don't worry about next year till are
you doing this now? So when we see all these
reports coming up about next year and the two hundred
and fiftieth, you can go. I told him about that.
I've already told him I was going to make a
salient point about it. Is that right? Let me look
up salient first and then I'll get back to It's

(01:55:36):
something to do with eye drops. That's what I thought me.
It's saltwater. The Let's see, how do I word this delicately?

Speaker 16 (01:55:43):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:55:44):
I forget the percent most fireworks come from any one
class China. I would think there might be some tariff
problems with the Yeah, there are fireworks I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:55:52):
Oh no kidding.

Speaker 5 (01:55:53):
Yeah, they're they're concerned that if they don't knock the
tariff off on last time, they can't they That was
one of the the exclusions fireworks were.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
I've got a feeling since it's a patriotic thing.

Speaker 5 (01:56:05):
Might be a good idea to drop that tariff on
the fireworks, you see, because we want to have gigantic displays.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
You like, I love fireworks, But are you still that
way because you you used to get the torch out
and go yeah, I like watching other people do it.

Speaker 5 (01:56:23):
After almost setting my neighbor's house on fire and then
almost blowing my eye out, and then I had one
July fourth, I ended up at a I was sitting
next to a emergency room physician and his wife, and
he had he had to go to work later, I bet,
and he was. His wife was going, oh, he hates this.

(01:56:44):
He's always got to, you know, sew some kid's eye
back in and finger off.

Speaker 13 (01:56:48):
So yeah, I did you guys have fireworks fights?

Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
We did idiotically, Yes, yeah, shooting bottle rock at each other.

Speaker 13 (01:56:56):
Check, yeah, firecrackers.

Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
I'm not saying that I wouldn't. I I'll still roman
candle somebody, but no, I still more bottle rockets. I
just liked.

Speaker 5 (01:57:10):
If I'm gonna do it, I want to have a
burnsomatic torch because that the fuse takes that seriously. You
go with like the punk thing and then I'm not
sure it's leg yet, and then you get blown up.

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
My nephew the last time we had a big fireworks
where I went bought five hundred, right, he wanted to
light one, and so it was one of those big
sort of cakes and he went out and he lit
it and he came back and he goes, I'm nervous.
I go, I think it'll be fine, and he goes, no,
I put it upside down. I go, no, I'm nervous.

(01:57:41):
What happened. It caused issues. It went off and most
most of the shooting things went to the deck as
opposed into the sky. And so I didn't do it accidentally.
He said he did do it accidentally. He was like eighty,
he's not a trickster kind of Could you taste the tension? Yeah,

(01:58:02):
you knew that before. Yeah, a few years or a
second where you want to run out there and flip
it over real quick, it was too late. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:58:11):
I built a essentially a mortar set up out of
a PCF pipe and there are these big balls of
the size of tennis balls.

Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
You light them and drop them in and great, yeah,
you know we got you light them and drop them
in the old artillery shells.

Speaker 5 (01:58:28):
Yeah, yeah, there well, my neighbor's roof was nearly ignited.
There was there was an aim issue.

Speaker 2 (01:58:40):
So yeah, part of the fun. Yeah, I learned learn
the less, be careful. There is what we're saying, but
have fun, yeah, in any of it. So we'll see
what happens next year. It's once again Fourth of July Saturday.
It's the two hundred and fiftieth. There are going to
be some serious, serious stuff. That's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:58:57):
Should we do our show maybe that Friday from some
special what's going to be the best place?

Speaker 2 (01:59:01):
DC or New York City d I'd rather do DC too, Yeah,
SEC from the mall. Oh my gosh, it be gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (01:59:08):
Because I've done New York City fireworks Fourth of July,
which is beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:59:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:59:15):
On anybody of water.

Speaker 2 (01:59:16):
On the how that mayoral thing works out in New
York City, there may not be fireworks, that's right, but
we'll see.

Speaker 6 (01:59:25):
The new Sirens Cruise roller coaster at Cedar Point left
riders dangling in the air for about ten minutes opening day.
The Akron Beacon Journal reports the coaster had just made
its public debut when a delay left rider suspended in
the tilt function.

Speaker 7 (01:59:42):
Ooh.

Speaker 6 (01:59:42):
The signature feature at the top of the one hundred
and sixty foot tall lift tilts the coaster.

Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
Train down to the track below.

Speaker 6 (01:59:49):
Fun Park spokesman Tony Clark said the coaster safety system
performed as designed. The ride was restarted and guests continued on.
The coaster was closed for about twenty five in it
so before guests were once again able to ride.

Speaker 2 (02:00:02):
What's it called. It's called the Sirens Curse. Maybe that's
a bad omen Yeah sense right there on the water.
That sounds like a feature that that riders might enjoy.

Speaker 13 (02:00:13):
Actually speaking, aren't there somewhere there's yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:00:19):
Yeah see that. Yeah that obviously that one part of
track is movable and it hooks up to the bottom
part and then the ride continues.

Speaker 13 (02:00:27):
A reporter do a p o V of this and
it was nuts.

Speaker 2 (02:00:31):
So wait a minute, that entire chunk of track. Yeah, yes,
it hooks down to the box. See the red track
sticking up. I could not do that. Yeah, well that's
been the big thing for forever on coasters, the ninety
degree drop. Yeah, thanks, but this the track actually comes
oh yeah sure, but then it connects properly, and that's right.

(02:00:53):
Everything's fine. Yeah. Oh, they'd have to hose off the car.
They'd have to hose me off head to toe. I'm
doing it.

Speaker 10 (02:01:01):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (02:01:02):
Yeah, man, I used to be a big no. I
used to be a big coaster guy. I love the
Red Racer and the Blue Streak King's Island and I
and I I would not no more do that than
walk out in front of traffic. Has your fear gotten
stronger or like the vertigo thing changes when you get Yeah,
for me about ninety percent of the time. Once again,

(02:01:23):
the Beast ows me a really good pair of ray bands.
You don't wear ray bands on the beach in spite
of the.

Speaker 5 (02:01:29):
Sign that says take off your sunglasses than parentheses, tom idiots.

Speaker 2 (02:01:34):
That was me. Sorry. That Beast is a good coaster. Oh,
it's like being in a car wreck. That's that's the
beauty of it.

Speaker 5 (02:01:40):
But that one where the or the I'm trying to
explain it with the chunk of the track actually disassembles.

Speaker 2 (02:01:47):
No way I could do it go straight down. I'd
be terrified. Oh yeah, I'll be scared, but I'll do it. Oh,
you got to report back on that, all right, Okay,
we'll have a good week. And if you're going to
any of those great theme parks in this great country
of ours as we get for the July fourth holiday, Jos,
don't do that. Why stay away from it. You're gonna
hurt yourself. We're gonna go. Pat, You're right away, my son,

(02:02:09):
will but I will watch. I see coming up a
lot more delights, including a little bit of something with
Ali Breen. I think Willie g maybe having a technical issue.
He's gonna be with Al Jackson Saturday and Sunday at
the Funny Bone in Liberty, Ohio, and he'll be coming

(02:02:31):
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Speaker 5 (02:03:18):
I know that Alsie's very excited because Adam Sandler, her
favorite human being, is going to go back on tour
with the You're My Best Friend Tour doing stand up
comedy at arenas all over the country. And you already
have front row seats for one of the shows. And
more interesting than that, you're going to possibly be in
the movie.

Speaker 7 (02:03:36):
Happy Gidmore too. You might be able to see me.

Speaker 2 (02:03:38):
You all went out to New Jersey twice to be
an extra.

Speaker 7 (02:03:41):
Yeah, just to stand there and watch him golf. It
was so amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
Is he a good Did he hit the ball pretty well?

Speaker 11 (02:03:48):
There was one time like they weren't filming, but he
was doing like a trick putt and actually almost went in.

Speaker 7 (02:03:54):
So it's pretty exciting.

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
He's almost going in.

Speaker 7 (02:03:58):
Golfer though they were both doing the show that all day.

Speaker 2 (02:04:01):
Almost.

Speaker 7 (02:04:02):
Yeah, shots, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
How many times you've said this time, I almost got that,
I almost got it in by myself. Yeah, yourself. You
ever hear batter it in yes, okay, never been with anybody.
They just grab it. Here's oh yeah, if you wanted
a song from Pat.

Speaker 5 (02:04:21):
Yeah, we were talking about you had some news story
about the summer as everyone's this.

Speaker 2 (02:04:27):
Is the grilling time? Love that. I never get tired
of that song. I love that.

Speaker 14 (02:04:32):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
Jesus grateful dead sticker? What is yeah? Dead headsicker? Jesus
on the plane? You know the cool thing about that song?
What here we Go? I don't know, but if Alan
Sherman had anything to do with it, I'm not coming
back this year.

Speaker 5 (02:04:49):
John Henley, who's quite the perfectionist and brilliant artist, he
recorded the thing, and I think it was Bob Seger
heard it and said, uh, maybe you should have gone
U what a step higher or half a step higher
at the step and they redid the whole tune it
Seeger right.

Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
I don't know about that. I think it was produce.
It absolutely perfect. You who wrote this? Mike Campbell? Uh,
Tom Petty's guy right, this is me on guitar? Did
you know You're good? I didn't really take that long either.
I guess Henley heard this is the music part of

(02:05:28):
it had the lyrics in a few hours it was
offered Tom Petty, but Tom Petty turned it down. Wow,
is that true. There's a band called the Ataris that
does a really good cover up. Yeah, it sounds great.
Now you have a song about summer. Band were listening
to the street. Now your song is also about summer.

Speaker 14 (02:05:50):
Grilling outdoors on this weekend the summer. Oh my gosh,
you guys grilling outdoorsy. Oh, summer is here and I'm
cutting the grass, filling the pool.

Speaker 2 (02:06:06):
So happy. Winter is past, platin.

Speaker 15 (02:06:09):
Flowers, stigging the garden, bought some side put in the
yard in I'm so happy.

Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
Oh summer is he clipping those notes?

Speaker 14 (02:06:26):
Really?

Speaker 2 (02:06:27):
Building a deck? Stained?

Speaker 19 (02:06:29):
The hardwood, floors stained, got in my new hot top,
Henny shorts.

Speaker 15 (02:06:42):
It's gonna be four minutes longer. I'll start up the grill.
Cooking outdoors is the best. But someone I know is
pissed and perplexed. That's the manager of my apartment complex. Ah,
Somber is complex and perplex.

Speaker 2 (02:07:06):
Okay, complex, perplex. It works, It does work very and
I have to move somewhere naked in the hot tub.

Speaker 10 (02:07:18):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (02:07:18):
Yeah, I'm right my apartment.

Speaker 14 (02:07:20):
Get some of those cow eds in the apartment to
come out, o DS, I'm an old man. It doesn't
mean the the ladies from the sisters living at the pool. Yeah,
wheel them around right to my apartment bedroom.

Speaker 2 (02:07:32):
Get some of those hospice babes, relatives care not that,
not that a new low. I think I think we're
going to do a calendar coming up, hospice babe, a
new low. Good god, man, do you want do you
want the you post in front of herse? Hey, you're
already in bed. Let's make good use of the job.

(02:07:55):
Was good mattress? Hey I'm here.

Speaker 5 (02:08:00):
Yeah, but you know, I've often said there's probably a
porno above everything.

Speaker 2 (02:08:08):
Maybe not that one. Maybe hope.

Speaker 5 (02:08:12):
Sadly they're probably well, you've got me your husband's name,
What do I get? Don't make it worse, don't make
me no, never mind, you won't remember this tomorrow. Okay,
before Josh leaves, can we do the python story?

Speaker 2 (02:08:29):
We've been this has been? Is this like a biceps
and being a couple of them always?

Speaker 6 (02:08:35):
Five massive pythons, several up to sixteen feet long, have
been rescued from the countryside in northern England after apparently
being dumped into the woods by a pad owner. The snakes,
known as reticulated pythons, are the longest species of the
snake in the world and conway up to one hundred
and sixty five pounds. All five were found slithering through

(02:08:56):
wooded areas in Lincolnshire in mid to late June.

Speaker 2 (02:08:59):
Here is a problem with that sound, prompting police to
warn pet owners to leash their dogs. Oh yeah, all
five that they know of. What do you mean that
they know of? They say five.

Speaker 5 (02:09:10):
Well, that's like the trick where they they let the
sheep go as a senior prank at a high school
and they numbered them one, two, three, five, six, Right,
you're there.

Speaker 2 (02:09:21):
They spend all day looking for number four. How do
they know there aren't more of them out there? I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:09:27):
Animal experts from rs G reptiles. You Christy helped retrieve
the reptiles, and you're now caring for them.

Speaker 2 (02:09:33):
Are you saying that would be a better prank if
you had if you had three pythons? No, One, two
and four.

Speaker 5 (02:09:39):
I can see how you might think that. No, I'm
just saying I would be terrified of running around that area,
sure that there'd be another one out there.

Speaker 2 (02:09:48):
Well, maybe they like to stay together. As a family. Yes,
this is Have you seen the pictures of these things?
Look at this? The assisive That thing is gigantic. It
seems to me. And this might be a generalization, and
I could be stupid or I might be kidding. But
what is it about Python owners and tank tops? I

(02:10:10):
don't know. It seems like they always have to have
a tank top on? Am I right? Oh? I think
you're right? The second face?

Speaker 8 (02:10:16):
Is it? Because?

Speaker 2 (02:10:17):
Is it because python? That's a lady, isn't it? That
is a lady?

Speaker 8 (02:10:20):
Oh no?

Speaker 2 (02:10:21):
And the immortal words of Josh Arnold, Oh no, that's
a fellow. Is that a lady or a fella? Because
snakes can't have sleeves? Is that why? I think?

Speaker 12 (02:10:33):
So?

Speaker 2 (02:10:34):
They don't want to show up.

Speaker 6 (02:10:36):
Snakes are likely abandoned because they had grown too large
or expensive to care for. According to Rob Stokes, who
runs the facility.

Speaker 2 (02:10:44):
Yeah your feet in nothing.

Speaker 6 (02:10:45):
Rabbits one was eighteen feet long and weighed around one
hundred and ten pounds. I over the week last weekend,
I did a podcast about a book called Slither.

Speaker 2 (02:10:53):
And I had a boa constrictor how about that that
was wrapped around me? And I'll tell you what you
feel it. Oh yeah, it's just a muscle. Really. In
my case, he would be the moisture of That was
the explosive diarrhea.

Speaker 6 (02:11:11):
About because people are afraid of snakes, and it's a
real interesting psychological reason then why society has made snakes.

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
Most people who are that afraid of snakes have some
sort of latent homosexuality.

Speaker 7 (02:11:23):
What those snakes are pretty girthy though, Oh yeah, very girthy.

Speaker 2 (02:11:30):
You shouldst that picture. It's fun, is it? Okay? Now,
how do they get it off you? He just pulled
it off. He just unwrapped it. If it starts to squeeze,
then what it was it was holding on? That's their security.
They squeeze you just like a secure thing. It would
have no reason to squeeze Christie. It didn't want to
eat me. Yeah what, it would have no reason. A

(02:11:51):
lawyer for the python, My client is here on his
own free wheel. I don't have to be here. I say,
the python is on draw. What are you talking about?
He's right, The bull constrictor was bad. He wasn't hungry.
Why was he squeezing you? That it's a security thing.

(02:12:16):
You don't think that python had killed Christy and her
whole family if he had had the chance. Not at
that size. No, it wants to, but it knows it can't.
They don't get me wrong.

Speaker 6 (02:12:27):
Great book, I think like this, and it is in
northern England. Yeah, not supposed to be there, I mean
Florida supposed to be there, either.

Speaker 8 (02:12:37):
Of them.

Speaker 2 (02:12:38):
That a python, I have to name him.

Speaker 5 (02:12:42):
See the thing about the post the postman. I think
it was in Key West. Postman's walking down carrying his
love and a giant snake fall.

Speaker 2 (02:12:52):
No, thank you?

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Speaker 5 (02:14:51):
Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee, And we're gonna check in
with comedian Ali Breen.

Speaker 2 (02:14:57):
There she is. I can see her right now on
the big screen. She's in her heartman in New York City. Hey,
guys all, she is our. I don't like the term sexpert.
You hear that every now and then. How about Saucy Minks?

Speaker 16 (02:15:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:15:11):
Oh yeah, do you like that? Alley?

Speaker 10 (02:15:14):
I don't know how I feel about that one. Saucy
Minx seems a little antiquated.

Speaker 2 (02:15:19):
Well you let us know, you decide if you end
up liking it. Saucy Minks, okay, perfect, how about it?
How about Hot Vixen?

Speaker 4 (02:15:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:15:28):
None of these sound great?

Speaker 2 (02:15:29):
Okay, all right? Did you did you have a nickname
when you were in school?

Speaker 10 (02:15:34):
Just Ali or Alley cat?

Speaker 2 (02:15:36):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (02:15:36):
You know what I had sometimes because I grew up
in Boston. The Breen Monster.

Speaker 2 (02:15:40):
Oh sure, yeah about Boston Baked Breen.

Speaker 10 (02:15:45):
That was a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:15:46):
I like the Breen Monster.

Speaker 20 (02:15:48):
Sure, yeah, yeah, just Breeny. Every kind of combination on that,
but nothing static.

Speaker 5 (02:15:55):
You could do the Breen machine, Breen Machine yep, all right.
But what Allie's duties are on this program? She gets
your letters and we try to help people with their
love troubles or is there out there prowling for a
man or a lady or whatever they're into. We're into
it too, prowling.

Speaker 2 (02:16:16):
What have you got for, Dear Ali?

Speaker 20 (02:16:19):
I answered a contest to win a flight, hotel, and
backstage VIP access for me and a guest to a
concert in LA. My wife has no interest in this band,
but I have a married female friend that wants to
be my plus one. She thinks they're spouses won't have
any issues with it, But I don't think my wife
will be okay with it.

Speaker 10 (02:16:36):
Should I even try to ask her?

Speaker 2 (02:16:39):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:16:39):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (02:16:40):
I think it's not a problem.

Speaker 14 (02:16:42):
What?

Speaker 7 (02:16:42):
No?

Speaker 12 (02:16:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:16:44):
Okay? If I okay, would Kelly let you fly to
LA with? Well, you don't count.

Speaker 7 (02:16:51):
Is your fault? I mean, you just go. If she
doesn't want to go, then it's her fault for not
wanting to go with her husband.

Speaker 2 (02:16:56):
Right, Oh, you can't go with another woman?

Speaker 10 (02:16:58):
I mean yeah, right, that's what a guy should be
your plus one. I think this is right.

Speaker 2 (02:17:03):
It's like it's just weird. No, I I This is
obviously situationals For some people this would be completely fine.
You have made it pretty clear in your letter that
your wife will not be okay with it, in which case,
don't even bring it up. How hot is the girlfriend?

Speaker 20 (02:17:21):
That probably is important? Actually, yeah, well that's the thing
to like, right what it caused a fight to even
just ask it?

Speaker 10 (02:17:30):
Sound like.

Speaker 2 (02:17:33):
I think it kind of sucks that you were in
that kind of relationship. She would be that ideally you
you wouldn't want to take another female with a female
and male best friends out there? Sure, real that could
be the case. Should or should should the wife in
this case step up and go to the show?

Speaker 10 (02:17:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:17:55):
I wouldn't want to take somebody who's not going to
enjoy themselves. Yeah, that's the thing. I'm but that's part
of marriage. Things that you don't want to do. Hen me,
it's marriage. It's called cooperation. Here's what of you is
always suffering marriage.

Speaker 5 (02:18:14):
There's a detail there, which is, if I'm in this situation,
I'm not going to enjoy the show much. Every time
I look over and Kelly's going, this isn't my thing.

Speaker 2 (02:18:26):
If you if you can't look at another person and say,
oh well, what is it? Okay, are you going to
be there? And I'll go Yeah, okay, okay, I'll go.
That sounds good.

Speaker 10 (02:18:34):
Yeah, it takes right. That should be the draw.

Speaker 2 (02:18:37):
Are you going to be there? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (02:18:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:18:39):
Wouldn't you rather go with Josh? Let's let's let's make
it a different situation. Wouldn't you rather go with one
of your buddies who's really into one of these heavy
metal things than take a date who's going to be miserable? Yes? Yeah,
But the problem is, what if that buddy who's really
into heavy metal is a woman? I would want to
be in a'd be gay? Ready, just hang on a second,

(02:19:02):
hear him out, dear time you asked I love you. No,
I'm just kidding, but no, I I'd rather go with
someone who's going to enjoy the show and go with
someone to the whole time is going to be just
to guy says his wife probably won't be cool with it,
in which case, don't even know he does, so I
wouldn't bring it up.

Speaker 20 (02:19:22):
Right, it's not even a metal band, it's like a
ballady band. So if he brings a girl, it's like
a romantic.

Speaker 2 (02:19:29):
That's even worse.

Speaker 10 (02:19:30):
Totally, Yeah, because then they could really bond and have
a moment together.

Speaker 2 (02:19:35):
As soon as you started playing. Sometimes when we touch.

Speaker 10 (02:19:41):
Our eyes met god.

Speaker 5 (02:19:43):
Okay, let's move on. We're talking with Ali Breen. You
can reach her a l I be our ee n
the brain machine and Ali Breen can be reached with
your love troubles. You can find her on your favorite
social media platform, also on only fans at a l
I be.

Speaker 2 (02:19:59):
Okay, Ellie, what I what else you going?

Speaker 10 (02:20:01):
Dear Ali?

Speaker 20 (02:20:02):
My boyfriend is rich and he's very generous with me,
but he's a terrible tipper. I feel like I can't
say anything to him because he buys me expensive and
nice things, but it gives me the ick that he
doesn't tip.

Speaker 10 (02:20:12):
How do I handle this?

Speaker 2 (02:20:14):
What's his name? Rich? Is that what you said? Yeah,
never mind.

Speaker 5 (02:20:21):
Maybe there are a lot of articles I've read about
this For some reason lately, there are a lot of
things about tipping, because tipping has changed a lot with
the advent of the I think the argument the spin
round thing where you just the argument Kimmy made It
feels forced sometimes, But my point is there have been
a lot of publications that have suggestions. Maybe let him

(02:20:44):
read one of those and get the idea that he
better start tipping properly, And there are suggestions as to
it what level you tip and right.

Speaker 20 (02:20:53):
Yeah, I guess it depends. If he's not tipping waiters
and waitresses, that's horrible. But if he's just not tipping,
you know, like the Bristles Bucks, it's really not that crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:21:02):
Ends. I mean, I will tip a coffee maker myself.
I say, do him a favor and break up with him,
because you use the phrase the ick right out, Yeah, embarrassing.

Speaker 11 (02:21:16):
I really like him just to shame him into tipping,
Like you can just bring it up like, hey, why
don't you tip you.

Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
Forward? Uh, suggestion is start to fight publicly. Yeah, if
you professionally, well, I'll never forget it.

Speaker 5 (02:21:35):
I can tell you that, okay that, or she'll have
ever done done this. We're you're at some kind of
a lunch and you realize the person who's paying is
not going to give a big enough tips. So after
they kind of walk to the table, you walk back
and throw some cash on there.

Speaker 20 (02:21:50):
Yeah, or you go in like, oh, I have to
run to the bathroom and find the waiter, Yes, that's happened,
and give them more.

Speaker 2 (02:21:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (02:21:57):
Yeah, or one of the you know people who he's
not tipping, will actually make a scene at some point.

Speaker 2 (02:22:03):
I wonder, I wonder if people are going to go, uh, well,
no that tips don't get taxed. I'm reducing it by Well,
that's what I was going to say. Why is this
guy aware of the tax laws? What are you Why?
I'll tell you, But I've done it in front of
the person, and I've just said, hey, you know what,
I really like the server. I'm going to extra tip
that way. I'm nice. I'm they didn't right, So you

(02:22:27):
could start doing that just you know what, I'm gonna
throw that person a little extra I really appreciated them, and.

Speaker 5 (02:22:32):
Take one of the gifts, Take one of the gifts
that he's given to you, pawn it and use that
as your tip fund. Remember that expensive person you gave me, Well,
I took it to the point.

Speaker 2 (02:22:39):
Job and don't don't forget. You could always use sex
as a weapon.

Speaker 10 (02:22:44):
Oh yeah, that should be number one.

Speaker 2 (02:22:46):
Actually, And there's probably a pretty good, probably a pretty
good just the tip joke. Sure your tip gave him
the shaft or something. There's there's something there.

Speaker 5 (02:22:56):
Josh, Yeah, I won't touch it, but yeah, you appreciate
what bay galli'er take it to the concert.

Speaker 2 (02:23:05):
Ali Breen is our guest, Ellie. Let's get to our
next letter.

Speaker 20 (02:23:09):
Dear Ellie, my fiance spent a few months backpacking through
Asia when he was just out of college. A bunch
of his friends are in town for his bachelor party
and keep making jokes about him and lady boys. Apparently
he hooked up with a few on this trip.

Speaker 10 (02:23:22):
Never told me.

Speaker 20 (02:23:23):
About it, but he said it was because he got
tricked into it. Now this is in caps, but then
he still followed through his friends think it's funny.

Speaker 10 (02:23:31):
I do not.

Speaker 20 (02:23:32):
He seems so street laced. I'm super confused. Would all
men do this in that situation?

Speaker 2 (02:23:36):
What do I do here? All men would not do it? Okay, yeah,
but what do they do?

Speaker 16 (02:23:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:23:49):
I think it's called he's a different That's weird. That
is weird.

Speaker 10 (02:23:56):
I never heard of.

Speaker 2 (02:23:57):
I met a guy that hooked up with a girl
in Thailand and and he was a Scottish dude, and
he uh found out halfway, well right before they were
going to get started, that it was a lady boy. Hello,
and uh he did go ahead and continue. Oh, so
we were astounded. But the fact that you told everybody

(02:24:19):
that's the key.

Speaker 10 (02:24:20):
Probably.

Speaker 2 (02:24:22):
Yes, yeah, this guy, this guy was a piece of work.
You don't have to tell everybody everything, right.

Speaker 12 (02:24:31):
Man.

Speaker 7 (02:24:32):
I don't know if this guy was a top or
a bottom though, would that make a difference.

Speaker 2 (02:24:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's why they get the big bucks. Yeah yeah,
all right, Well what's all your cats walking from? If
you're just showing us, hello, how are you? These are
the Aralioto part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
We're talking with comedian Ali Brain. Can you imagine Tom
bumping into something like that. I'd love it. No, Willie

(02:25:00):
would just no, no, thank you. Oh no. I wouldn't
even drink the tea in a place like that.

Speaker 10 (02:25:10):
I actually went when I was in college. I went
to Thailand. I went to Southeast Asia, and the lady
boys are beautiful.

Speaker 17 (02:25:16):
What the Scottish guy said, it's very true.

Speaker 20 (02:25:20):
But so you might find out at the last minute,
but you would think when you found out it would
still maybe be.

Speaker 2 (02:25:24):
A geraker for most. But he said was.

Speaker 10 (02:25:28):
Yes, he's totally right. He's not joking. It's amazing. I
don't know what it is over there, but.

Speaker 2 (02:25:34):
Uh, okay, let's get to our next letter. Rally. Please here, allie, I.

Speaker 10 (02:25:43):
Caught my husband having an affair. Oh wait, sorry, my cat.
Maybe get to old letters.

Speaker 2 (02:25:48):
The cat. The cat's writing the letters. Now I think.

Speaker 20 (02:25:53):
It's gonna happen, all right, Dear Ali, My girlfriend talks
trash about everybody after she hangs out with them. She
acts really sweet, but she I be the most judgmental
person I know. Some of her friends are now acting
a little weird towards me and the other day the
other day, and I was trying to figure out why,
and I realized she's probably talking trash about me with
them when she hangs out with her friends. Should I

(02:26:14):
ask them? I honestly treat her really well. I don't
know what she'd say, but I'm worried about it. And
now I think that I should snoop her phone and
see if she's been talking about me.

Speaker 10 (02:26:22):
What should I do? I think I'd be justified in
doing this.

Speaker 2 (02:26:25):
I'll break up. Sounds like a horrible don't you know?

Speaker 11 (02:26:30):
She's crucifying you to her friends. Anytime she's upset with you,
she is dogging you.

Speaker 10 (02:26:35):
She's not upset with everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:26:38):
Next you gotta get she's toxic. You go ahead and
get out of that. I don't think they are ever
a time you could justify going through a person's phone.
I don't know about that, said next, so we better
just go.

Speaker 1 (02:26:52):
Sorry, here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:26:54):
Ally's gone through somebody's phone?

Speaker 10 (02:26:57):
Yeah, really, yes, because if you catch them, it's just fun.
Absolutely exactly, because that was one of those like, well,
how could you go through my phone? Well? I caught
you cheated, so how could you?

Speaker 11 (02:27:12):
Especially that gut feeling and you're like, wait, I feel
like you're cheating, And then if you can witchcraft, I mean,
you guys are right.

Speaker 10 (02:27:21):
You should probably just break up at that point.

Speaker 20 (02:27:23):
But the thing is, if you know someone's not going
to be honest with you and you know you can
catch them, yeah, it's too tempting.

Speaker 2 (02:27:29):
So what did you find in this case in which
you went through the phone.

Speaker 10 (02:27:33):
Oh yeah, that he was cheating. No, it wasn't supposed
it was just text messages the phone put.

Speaker 2 (02:27:42):
It to his face or you know the password.

Speaker 20 (02:27:44):
No, this was a while ago, and it was just
punching passwords. So I think we knew each other's passwords.

Speaker 10 (02:27:51):
I mean that was the thing.

Speaker 20 (02:27:52):
It was like such a trustworthy, like oh we know
everything about each other. I would never think and then.

Speaker 10 (02:27:59):
Yeah, sadly, I don't know. I can't not get oh
we but you guys know the saga. Remember we broke up,
got back together, broke up, got back together. It was
a whole Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:28:11):
Okay, Well let's get to our last letter with Ali Breen.
What do you got?

Speaker 10 (02:28:15):
Dear Ali?

Speaker 20 (02:28:16):
My wife and I have been married a few years
and thankfully we're still into the physical part of the relationship.
We wrestle around, usually playfully, but she started going to
the gym recently has been going full fight club on me,
basically pinning me down and calling me a woosy.

Speaker 10 (02:28:30):
But what's the letter? P I'm a big guy. It's
not like I'm afraid of her, but I feel like
I'm dating a man baby.

Speaker 8 (02:28:37):
What do I do?

Speaker 2 (02:28:43):
Because the.

Speaker 10 (02:28:45):
Love that, that's what I was thinking, should be dominated.

Speaker 7 (02:28:52):
He's gone like full on klingon, like she wants it rough.

Speaker 2 (02:28:55):
No, she's just getting in shape right right, But this
is us gonna be interesting? Yeah the letter. He doesn't
like this at all.

Speaker 10 (02:29:06):
Or doesn't sound like it.

Speaker 20 (02:29:08):
Sounds like he likes the playfulness, but now that she's
beating him up, winning the belt apparently.

Speaker 10 (02:29:17):
I kind of like it. Anyweight champion.

Speaker 7 (02:29:20):
Yeahs like his new dumb whether he likes.

Speaker 10 (02:29:22):
It or not. HILARI, yeah, tell him to just get
used to that relationship.

Speaker 2 (02:29:28):
So she wrestling with the guy, yeah, and like getting
pretty rough and verbally. Might be totally wrong on this,
but I think she might hate you now, So I
think that turns her on? Yeah, fine line between hands. Yeah.
So if you if it doesn't turn you on, it's

(02:29:50):
gonna end up being an issue. Are you familiar with
any wrestling moves? You could give her the so called
half Nelson and then flip her over and give her
the full Nelson. If you know what I'm saying, I'd
like you to meet Nelson.

Speaker 20 (02:30:08):
Well thanks, you show up with like a whole Cogan ring,
like going full, you know, rowdy roddy piper, get.

Speaker 2 (02:30:15):
A suit on and go after.

Speaker 7 (02:30:16):
I'm cheering for the couple.

Speaker 2 (02:30:17):
Are you working this weekend in the city.

Speaker 16 (02:30:20):
I'm not.

Speaker 20 (02:30:20):
I'm going to be in Boston. I'm going to go
visit my family for the week nice. Yeah, do some
summer stuff.

Speaker 10 (02:30:26):
I might.

Speaker 20 (02:30:26):
I haven't even contacted people down there for shows. Maybe
I'll do a show or two while on there.

Speaker 5 (02:30:30):
Okay, well, you can find Ali A L L I,
B R E E N on your favorite social media platform.

Speaker 2 (02:30:35):
Have a great fourth alley.

Speaker 10 (02:30:36):
Yeah, yeah, you too. Talk to you guys next.

Speaker 2 (02:30:39):
Week, thanks Elli. A couple of things coming up. We're
going to be checking in with Christy Lee at the
Silac Insurance News. Just what have you got over there?

Speaker 6 (02:30:49):
Well, we still haven't gotten to our guy who's got
yanking it at dot.

Speaker 2 (02:30:53):
Yeah, that's a great one, and we have a good
d u I story.

Speaker 5 (02:30:56):
Okay, good, Right now, we've been talking a little bit
about a stress at the workplace. You guys may be
under a little bit of stress, which is why Josh,
it's taken all next weeks. Emails are backing you up.
You got meetings after meetings and you've had enough. Well,
some are maybe a good time to take a mental break,
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A's Cosby. I'm chick. Hello, Tom, how are you good?
We're talking about barbecuing because this is the big barbecue weekend. Yeah,
it is fourth of July. Do you think it's there's
a distinction when you're cooking outside. I mean, if you're
if you're if you're cooking on the grill and you
drink a handful of beers, that's okay. But if you're

(02:33:16):
cooking inside, you just shoving down the beers, you look
more like an alcoholic. Is there to be said about that? Yeah?
I like to drink wine when I cook. Sure, well,
sure you do?

Speaker 8 (02:33:29):
I mean you do?

Speaker 12 (02:33:31):
Right?

Speaker 14 (02:33:31):
I do?

Speaker 2 (02:33:32):
Outside? Or inside?

Speaker 18 (02:33:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:33:34):
Inside? You are you cook her on the grill?

Speaker 8 (02:33:36):
Ever?

Speaker 6 (02:33:38):
I usually I like to grill. My husband doesn't out
the hard way. You haven't heard this story. No, When
you were first dating, I had a bunch of people.
It might have been fourth of July. Actually big cookout,
family all over and everything.

Speaker 2 (02:33:54):
Ready.

Speaker 6 (02:33:55):
I hand that platter of burgers and dogs and I go,
all right, start the grill, girls, I go.

Speaker 2 (02:34:01):
I started the grill girls. Ready, he goes, I don't grill.
I literally almost broke up at that moment, but luckily
we handled it quickly in quiet. Yeah, Andy doesn't grill,
but I like to grill.

Speaker 11 (02:34:16):
Yes, even if you don't grill. I love the people
that are grilling because I can go outside and enjoy this.

Speaker 2 (02:34:21):
That's what smells sauce. That's what this news story said.
With the people love that can never tell when the
propanes out though. That's kind of yeah, but awfully rare.

(02:34:42):
It didn't fire. Hey.

Speaker 6 (02:34:44):
A man from Florida has been arrested for the second
time in a month for pleasuring himself inside a Dollar
General store. Is A witness told the Marion County Sheriff's
Office deputy that she was in the arts and crafts
aisle when a man next to her dropped a box of.

Speaker 2 (02:34:59):
Candy, apparently his craft as would work.

Speaker 6 (02:35:02):
It was then that she noticed he had his male
member out and was masturbating.

Speaker 2 (02:35:06):
Is that your male member? The victim told authorities.

Speaker 6 (02:35:08):
She had recognized the suspect from an o'callanews dot com
article about a man who'd been arrested for a similar incident.

Speaker 2 (02:35:16):
Hey you're that guy. I don't do this, but.

Speaker 6 (02:35:22):
The thirty seven year old was arrested for indecent exposure
of sexual organs.

Speaker 2 (02:35:26):
This is a Dollar General. So does this mean military
tribunal or traditional court? How does this? Yes? Yeahtly your
court martial if you're arrested at Dollar General? Of course.
What is the arts and craft isle at Dollar General?
Just Macaroni and Elmer's gotsh tape paper plates and those
is a different brand name. Yeah, those little those a

(02:35:49):
little pushtacks you put in the middle of it, make
a clock on a paper plate. Oh yeah, I mean,
As chick Bicky pointed out many times, specificity is the
key often to uh what gets a gent turned on?
And the fact that it happened to him at an
a lot. Yeah, he if he's already been arrested, does

(02:36:10):
it again? He can't help it. This is compulsion. So
it's not their great prices that are getting them hot.
I well maybe they are. I say, let him do it. Really, essentially, victim,
let's if he cleans up after himself, right victim, Oh
what is this hot glue? I don't want to see that. No, well,

(02:36:30):
then go to another aisle.

Speaker 7 (02:36:32):
Oh, sorry to bother you, sir. We're gonna many many So.

Speaker 5 (02:36:35):
What you're saying is, so this guy he goes in
there and he goes to the he goes to the
the greeting card section. He sees that one with the
girl in the hot bikini, and that just is too
much for him. Maybe got to take care of it
right then. And there could be that it could be
as simple as count Chocula. Who knows what's getting them?

Speaker 2 (02:36:52):
Count Chocula, doctor dollar general. I think Josh revealed a
little bit too much. Therea cout chocolate thatt your go
to curtain. It's so hot. I will not have you
a smirch flat Chocula. I wonder he has a first name.

(02:37:15):
Is there a by the way, I just is there?
Is there a vape called Is there a vape called
Vlad the Inhaler? That's too obvious? That's so good? Yeah,
I mean they have to. Yeah, I'm just asking. I
don't know. I don't do that.

Speaker 6 (02:37:30):
In California, authorities found over seventy empty beer cans during
a dui arrest. That's too many. Good start the Kotati
Police Departments. At officers pulled over a driver who was struggling.

Speaker 2 (02:37:42):
To maintain his lane.

Speaker 6 (02:37:44):
I'm struggling spot at an open container of alcohol in
the cup holder. Following field sobriety tests, they found the
driver had a blood alcohol content of point two five percent,
more than three times the legal limit.

Speaker 10 (02:37:56):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (02:37:57):
Point two five?

Speaker 6 (02:37:59):
When searching the vehicle, police uncovered more than seventy empty
bud light cans.

Speaker 2 (02:38:03):
Those are mine, officer. Maybe he just doesn't clean. With
a shopping cars, a buying you might find a dog
in the back by way, seventy empty cans, a bear
in my car, seventy empty cans, the beer toss one
back and seventy one cans the beer and drinks tonight?
How many drinks did yet? What is the battle with?

(02:38:25):
You can't get out of it? With driving under the
influence nowadays, with texting, ubers and everything that makes it well,
how do they know if you're driving or testing right? People?
They're impaired? I can, I can, I can make it.
I think I'm impaired right, But why would you.

Speaker 5 (02:38:41):
Just throw them in the back seat of your car
every time I save money on air Freshenet seven seventy
empty beer cans rolling around the back seat.

Speaker 7 (02:38:51):
He has values, He cares about the environments.

Speaker 2 (02:38:53):
Some people are that way with their car. Maybe he
was that in Michigan. The deposit is a deposit joke.
Got seven hundred dollars in the backseat, pal, there you go, Oh,
a deposant joke. I was trying to illuminate it. For
those that I'm familiar with, well it it's not a
very judgmental Yes, I was judging the fact that if

(02:39:15):
it had been properly set up, I would have gotten
much more hard at setup. For you people don't know that. Wow,
it must be a bud light fan.

Speaker 17 (02:39:24):
Look at all he's got the said seventy.

Speaker 2 (02:39:28):
To get a buzz. So when you're a world Tom
for Optimum Comedy, Yes, and when time when Josh said
maybe he was driving to Michigan, we all laugh. Right,
but you feel the need to explain everybody that Michigan
offers a deposit for can's return and just stopping short
of the adjacent states do not, right. I give my

(02:39:50):
audience the benefit of the doubts I don't speak down
to them. Let them really what's that like? Uh, you
would not know that was That was a fine joke.

Speaker 14 (02:40:03):
I was.

Speaker 5 (02:40:04):
I was refining it, if you will give it a
little polish. A couple of quick things. Al Jackson, Willie
g Saturday and Sunday, The Funny Bone, Liberty, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (02:40:16):
Two shows on Saturday inside the air conditioning. Good laughs.
All right, there's a penguin on the sign. It's cool inside. Oh.
I love that. That's so much fun.

Speaker 5 (02:40:25):
Uh, and thanks for already have a great fourth and
we'll have some cool stuff happening on this radio show.
So if you happen to get up, be sure to listen.
We certainly appreciate it. Yeah, you're in the safe and
wonderful fourth.

Speaker 2 (02:40:35):
Yeah. And Josh, you'll be gone for the next ten days.
Yeah man, good luck fishing. Thanks, I'll send you some photos.
I'd never make it to this day. He's going to
be gone.

Speaker 5 (02:40:46):
You'll be okay sitting in for me Sean Moray next week.
Oh okay, good yea. We are in the Rally Auto
Part Studios. This is the Bomb and Tom Show.

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We should catch any part of the show you missed
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I don't even care if you like all of it
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