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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Change shot.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Jane.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
When Charles was a young prince, he never thought he'd
be she finally ruling England at the age of seventy three.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
The Queen, what's this? Mama? Let me chucky? She used
the octor comma order.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
The Royal Palace has never.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Callis King shut. Now that is Mama's gone. I hope
he doesn't fail.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
What exactly did he do as the fancy prison wears
kings shut?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
His teeth and ears look big and funny. Will they
fit on stamps and money or the Royal Palace hands?
Never callous King shut? The Queen she had her cool gear.
Prince Andrew had his orgy. He's wild that brother and

(01:32):
a King shut on Epstein Island.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Duke got Randa.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Prince Harry from good Out to Hollywood. Kings shut.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Charles loves the polo ponies and dressing up for ceremony.
He wears a kilt. Please don't still shut shut. He's
not wearing underwear. Sinley gets too because he stopped the
family jewels.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
King shun. He married Diana.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
They had a castle and a villa, but all the
time he dreamed about the homely Welcome Miller.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I could wait to get his hands off. No like
to be a Tempa.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Palaces, the royal fallacy.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That won't be along. We'll have to write another song.
King He agitator. What's your favorite potato? Tom? That's right,
Agitator now ha ha, welcome, Hello to.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
The Bob and Tom.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I was gonna say French fries, but I think French fries.
What's wrong with what's smashed? What's wrong with say fries?
As Bob would say, too much potato? Where so much?

Speaker 7 (03:03):
Christie Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin,
he's full of it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
There's Willie griss.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Over there for Josh Arnold, who has finally quit. There's
a chick and here's Tom.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
So today we're going to look back on Josh Arnold
and celebrate him and wash him him what a run?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I have a feeling not but with Josh quits, he's
gonna make it very well known. I think he's gonna
have a lot of fun on air. I'll do it
on social media too, of course.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Is where is he going to drop the deuce my desk?

Speaker 7 (03:39):
Remember when Homer quit the nuclear of one of the
episodes and went into mister Burn's desk, told him he
quit and went out, got in his car, drove across
the bridge and threw dynamite out and the bridge.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I guess he burned his bridge there, exactly exactly. It's
great to be back in the United State of America
long weekend, but the brutal It's amazing the world we
live in. I mean, I know it's obvious, but it's
just amazing. I was in London for the fourth of

(04:15):
July weekend, absolutely incredible. I had a great time. I'll
tell you about it. But I do have one odd story. Pat,
you're from the Philadelphia area, lived there for many, many years.
I fell American Airlines. They were fantastic, they were wonderful.
Everything was great. But apparently Philly is one of their

(04:37):
big hubs. I guess I flew back. I flew back
through Philadelphia, which was great. But I get to the
airport and if when you fly internationally, typically you you
go and you get your bag if you have one,
and then you have to go back into security. Apparently
the people that work TSA and Philadelphia are very unhappy. Wow,

(05:00):
what an unpleasant bunch they are. But that isn't the story.
So walk into the men's room, all right, okay, and
you know the doors and the stalls they leave about
a foot so you can kind of I walk in
and I see a guy sitting side saddle on the toilet. Huh. So,

(05:21):
I don't know. I don't think that's proper etiquette to.

Speaker 8 (05:23):
To be looking at somebody else's stall.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I peep into the stalls. I'm just I'm just walking in.
I'm going to the urinal area. I'm walking in. I
look and I noticed it. So your eye is drawn
to the gap in the door. This guy's wearing. They
were they were fairly bright athletic shoes, and they were
this way. So the guy is sitting sideways on the toilet,
That's why he does?

Speaker 9 (05:45):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
What that is?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Is there something I haven't been told? I've been to
Philadelphia many times. Its beautiful place.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
Maybe the crack in his butt goes the other way.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You don't never know, Yeah, you never know he suffering
from sidecrack. That I'm just kind of a bigger guy.
I got long knees and I'm way about two fifty.
I've lived in two apartments where the bathroom was so small,
I had to sit side.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
South there you go at the door.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Maybe this person was just so used to sitting sidest
on their back apartments and now in public they have.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
To do that, so that kind of freaks me out.
So I went to the farthest journal quick quickly and
then left. Did you think it was some weird pick
up thing? All I could think of, Yeah, chick, you'll
maybe you can help me here? Who was the guy?
Who was the politician? I forget any famously got a
wide stand claims he had Yeah, he claimed he had
a quote wide stance, And apparently he was trying to

(06:35):
pick up boys or something.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
And they had the number of boys, they had, the
number of the stall. It was like m thirty nine
or something. And people were going and checking it out.
I guess, yeah, get their picture taken, taking a picture
like it's the house from breaking down.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Hey here I am at the stall. You know the stall? Yes,
if anyone has an explanation, Willie, you could be right.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
I mean, I don't know. I was kind of just
being silly the moment, but yeah, maybe you get used
to something. Maybe he had a really bad sort of
explosive situation and know that they have the bar and
the handicap stalls.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Maybe he was grabbing. Oh, maybe that could be. I
don't know. I just did just I looked down. I
didn't mean to look. I just walked in and that's weird.
Oh come on, you meant to look. No, I didn't.
I just is that your thing? Is that what you
get off on you go into strange dressrooms? Maybe it's
just the international things. Remember I told you my story

(07:27):
of in the Toronto Airport where I walked in the
men's room and there was a guy with his pants
down on the floor, standing and urinating like a you know,
like a four year old boy. Would do you mean
like I do?

Speaker 7 (07:37):
Only I I have a good sense to go in
a stall so they can't see that my pants are
down around my hands.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I mean, I walk in and there I'm looking at
you know some well I would just say some guy's ass.
I won't go and do any shading. Larry Craig, that
was arrested. Okay, I forgot it. But that doesn't sound right.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
It doesn't sound right, doesn't I guess Google.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Don't lie Anyway, had a great time in the UK.
I saw my sister.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
When did you find when did Jan realize you had
left her home? Because she would be talking.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
A nice job. A girl dog named Charlie. It was,
it was, it was really nice.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
I've told the kids you if you have a baby,
it's got to be Charlie. Gotta be man, boy or girl.
Perfectly a girl Charlie.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
This was a dog Charlie.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Well, Tom, you're talking about London. Hi, Tom, this is
from Graham. Just a quick hello for me, Graham.

Speaker 10 (08:44):
Tom.

Speaker 7 (08:45):
We met at the Hyde Park, British Summertime show. It
was great to meet you and I hope you and
your family had a great time.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh by the way, remember meeting Graham. I'm yeah, I
do where he's not done?

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Remember we were talking about fantastic cause I drive in
Aston Martin dB A. Oh my gosh, it's Aston Martin
Racing Green.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Nice, very nice? You you you eliteis.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
We were we were he smelled your Elitia DoD You
know about the show or did you give him the email?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
And to Hannah, No, we were. We were talking about
actually we're talking about form formula one not And by
the way, the movie was that weekend? Did you go? Yeah?
The movie? No, I I went. I did other things,
but the movie was probam. Yeah. There were people that
were there for Wimbledon. There were people that were there

(09:53):
for something at Wembley. There were something called uh b
s T Hyde Park, which is where I went BTS
that's about time show huge, huge concerts. Huge. I mean
looked like Woodstock five nights in a row.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
So Graham was just sitting there and you just start
talking to the guy or did you know him or.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
No, we were just talking. I mean that part's not
that odd.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
On the craziest part about the airport story where he
saw the guy pooping sideways, I'm just shocked that he
didn't check him with him right there.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Hey, excuse me, sir, why are you sitting this way?
Oh no, I'm sure it was some weirdo weirdo. Oh there,
there's no doubt he was a weirdo. Absolutely, I've never
I've seen a lot in my life. I've been around
the block a time or two. The guy was sitting
side sound Well, you don't know. He may have been large,
right will He could have been a big he had.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
A cyst on his butt or something. He couldn't sit the.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Regular Did you think he might he might have had
a boil.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
Okay, so wait a minute, So you're saying his cheak,
So you're saying if he sits.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Sideways, if it's on the right, on the crack part,
and I didn't look to see if it was a
full Wait a minute, did I send you, chick? Did
I send you the picture of the square toilet? Yes?
You did. I loved it. My hotel and his toilet
seat look like Hamburger. Square. Yes, I'm not kidding. Square, yes, square, square, square.

(11:23):
They drive on the other side of the street and
the toilets are square. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
We can and I saw that picture and I thought
they're up to something over there. They're drive on the
wrong side of the road. They have square toilets.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Something's going on. I think it's one of those things
where design it takes over what is it? Forum? Should
follow function? I think this Yeah, all form and no functions.
A square toilet seat, Yeah, I ran into a couple
of those. We'll get we'll get to the the fun
times we had Willie. How was Cincinnati over the weekend? Man?
Since he was great? Thank you guys folks that came

(11:57):
out to the shows. It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
There's nothing there's no punishment like doing comedy on fourth
or July in the Midwest, and there's not in Cincinnati.
There is so much to do on a beautiful summer day,
summer night. There's Reds games, you can go to concerts,
backyard barbecues, the pool and folks came out to hang
out with me and Al Jackson and this guy Dusty
I forgot his last name.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
He was the host, but it was just killer man.
It was so fun. I had a blast. Oh, a
dusty booty. It was not dusty booty, but I'm genuinely
I got such a kick out of that. It took
me by surprising. I'm laughing right now. It's going to
be a dusty booty. That'd be one awful porn name.
I'm assumed that would be a very old woman. Yeah,

(12:37):
dusty booty.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Is there's such a thing as great granny pools, don't
they have? Is there's a go too old guy?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Right?

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Isn't there like a golden like a porn old Yeah,
he's like sixty five seventy And is this the equivalent
of the Golden Bachelor that I think so, the golden
porno star.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, and he evidently brings it.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
He was like a NASCAR shirt with a big biagar
on the back. Lets everybody know why there how he's
doing it.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
You know that probably is not a bad idea. Yeah.
By the way, I've mentioned this before. I'd always bugs me.
Whatever they talk about stuff, they always mentioned porn star.
You know, what about the what about the regular the
working actors of the porn world. They don't get the
saying that they're all so and so. Yeah, there are
a porn stars. I mean, what are you They're they're

(13:23):
very fine working actors in this world.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I think a lot of people online, and I know
you're not familiar with this, Dad, but a lot of
people online are pretty into the amateur stuff nowadays. So
really your point, I think you were just being silly
when you said it, but there's some truth to it.
A lot of the amateurs are really rising now with
things like only fans of who.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Had the which comedian had the Thank goodness for amateur porn.
I learned how to spell amateur, Remember that, Ama, And
then I'm lost.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
When do you make the big crossover from amateur to
porn star?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (13:55):
First check, I think, yeah, it depends on how much
money you make. I think three thousand dollars. You're pro
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going on in the world of news and sports. Oh yeah,
we got a Joey Chestnut update. We got an Ozzy
Osbourne update, an Oasis update, a Chucky Cheese update.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
Did you see Ozzy while you're in London?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
No, that was he was up in Birmingham, but excruciatingly sad. Yeah,
we'll find out it was.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
It was cool that he got to go out one
last time. But man, it's not a but did he
go out or was he placed?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah? It was. My cab driver talked about it a
lot on the way to the airport. Yes, That's what
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Speaker 2 (17:09):
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Speaker 8 (17:12):
Are you on London time? Are you still?

Speaker 12 (17:14):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (17:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Not really? I mean I was. I was only over
there for three days now.

Speaker 8 (17:20):
You could have stayed longer you're allowed.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
No, that's the only way to do it really good. Yeah,
make your vacation more hectic than your normal life.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Travel travel travel. I didn't have to fly the plane.
It was quite relaxing.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
I really sleep on a plane pretty well. It's uh,
it's real strange. Once you get Once you get sleeping
on the plane down, that's seventy five percent of the battle. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
If you on the way there, so you leave in
the early evening and you arrive there and it's morning, right,
so it's what is it? Yeah? It was fine, it
was it was good ahead a nice time. Did you
have shrimp and shrimp? Shrimp, shrimp, fish and chip? Did
you have most peas? I did not have any much.

(18:05):
Have sticky toffee, pud, have sticky toffee pudding. Good meal,
good English meal. The only picture from a restaurant they
sent us was they went to get coffee. That was it. Yeah.
Oh I forgot, yeah I did. I you know something
I forgot about it? Now I had I did get
fish and chips. Yeah, and the and the fish had

(18:27):
a fit, had a head with a lot of tea
and the tail. Yeah, you sent me there. It's that
was terrifying. Yeah, it was a big teeth. It was
like a eight inch ten inch long fish, and it
was curled around and it was biting its own tail. Yeah,
you know that's true, with its tail and its mouths
chomped down on it. I forgot it was it tasty,

(18:48):
It was good. A lot of bones gotta eat around
the bones, dimn bones. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
And of course you can't root, not even the English
can road a French fry. It was delightful.

Speaker 7 (18:58):
Did you see Olivia Cole or Nicola Walker or Jenny
her or any of those big time British stars.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
No, I saw Dame Judy. You see any Dame Judy.
Jud I saw a bunch of great American singers. Did
you say any damn dames? No?

Speaker 8 (19:15):
Great American singers like Oasis?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Did you go to the No, they're not American. I
saw Gracie Abrams, who's terrific. She's great, very good, you know, yeah, tremendous.
And then I saw let's see, uh, Noah Khan, who
was tremendous. You can tell he kind of came up
from the clubs because he he and he was they
were both so happy to be there. They were so

(19:37):
but he was talking to the audience like it was
a nightclub and it was in Hyde Park. The sound
guy's amazing sound. You could hear.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
It was just he could chat to the audience and
you could hear every word he said. So this comedian,
fresh faced, full of optimism and ready to go. Huh comedian, Yeah,
I thought you have. Oh sorry if I said comedian
of it.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, he's taking me. He's very funny, though, very funny.
Guy's great and uh him like songs called stick Season.
I think thank you. He's got a song called Dial
Sick Gal Drunk. He's killing man. Dial Drunk Gal Drunk
is huge. Season of the Sticks, I believe is number
one in the world. That's a great song.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
I don't listen to pop music much anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Factory love that.

Speaker 13 (20:25):
So this was.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
The Little Girls they liked to. Yeah, that's there, and
I went to see Uh. I never even I honestly,
i'd never heard of her. What's her name? Uh, I
don't know, Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 8 (20:37):
Oh my god, I've heard of her.

Speaker 10 (20:39):
Did you go to the alternative part of Hyde Park?
What's that Hyde Park? I'll be I'll be behind the tree.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
No, there were it was it was just it was
just me and one hundred thousand people. It was huge.
I'd been there before to a concert. I saw The
Great Humble Pie with Peter Frampton and Grand Funk Railroad
when I was high school there. What was the Portallette situation?
How was that? Oh? They were those That's how you
judge it. Outdoor concert there, it's they're all They're like

(21:09):
the giant trailers. They're cleaner than this building, like six
six seven holders. Oh no, like forty forty holders. Yeah,
it's they're huge trailers. Never heard of such a thing.
It was great, really really well done. They have big
screens the size of a football field. Of outdoor movie theaters,

(21:31):
back of driving theaters back in the day. They've got
five of them. Did you go to Herod's not doing
any shopping? You not buy anything? Much to the dismay
apparently of the coming back to America and as a
as an American can be, really yeah, they're really piss
if ts A.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
I see you coming at me. I'm thinking, nobody can
be this white and safe. This guy is up to something.
That's when I'm were at.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
War with them. Don't remember, no, no, no, The English
were fine they still they were great coming back to
America that both of the customs guy was was pissy
and the and the TSA lady was a total bitch.
In Philadelphia. Well me, but my buddy Mariy and I
went to Canada. I told you that.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
We went into Canada and Mary said, this is this
guy's first visit to Canada. And the Canadian border guards goes,
what's the matter, don't you like us? And that, And
then we went back to the USA and he couldn't
have been pissier. It was just a jerk. Huh what'd
you do? Yeah, you didn't catch any fish? Uh, well
I better check anyway, open your trunk.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Why'd you go to England? I said, Well, I was
trying to foment revolution and have the English take over
our country. Uh, maybe it's two hundred and fifty years too.

Speaker 8 (22:48):
Late, servant, I asked you that, why did you go
to London?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, why'd you go to England? Real pissy? I mean
they're working hard, they got a tough job. It's uh.
And then when I got up there, the there's one person,
go to anyone with a green light, Walk up to
one with the green light. No, don't come here. You've
got a giant green light. You incredible ass. So I
go to the next guy and like, what the hell

(23:12):
wasn't even crowded and they were being dicks. But the
woman at t is a TSA. They've got to start
posting the rules are I get up there. Everything has
to go in your Everything has to go in your suitcase. Tom,
it's thunderdome. There are no rules.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
No, it is.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I'm actually with him on this one, because every airport
has different ones.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Shoes off, belts off.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
If you walk up there, you put your shoes and
the thing, and the guy goes, hey, excuse me, it's
your shoes stay on this time?

Speaker 8 (23:33):
Do they?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
And I go, hey, you know what you work here?
I don't work here exactly. I don't go to TSA
every day.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
If you put it, you gotta get a little uniformity,
put them up well, and you're no offense.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
But you're of a certain age where you don't have
to take your shoes off anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, No, I got shoes. Everything has to go in
your shuitcase. I got to put my phone in my suitcase.

Speaker 9 (23:52):
No.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Then she reaches behind her because there were no bins
or anything, and she gives me this like filthy dog
bowl that goes in here. As Willie says, hey, I
don't work here. I don't know where you keep your
dog balls. For the phones, I'm imagining ninety nine percent
of the people that come through TSA are carrying one.
Maybe you should have them out here where we can
see them. And I noticed that you and your five

(24:15):
friends are all sitting on your gigantic fat asses not
doing anything but talking. Well, maybe you could since you
wasn't fat?

Speaker 9 (24:22):
Was he? No?

Speaker 5 (24:23):
She?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
She was a fat bit, the worst of the fat woman.
I was gonna take it easy, man, were fat, dog
balls and phones?

Speaker 7 (24:33):
Was such a good timezy, Hey, chunkles, could you get
off your ass?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Come over? No chunco chunckles doesn't cover it. Really? Oh yeah,
bigger than chunk yeah? Three month forbid a woman weigh
more than one ten four oh three minimum? Great. No,
I'm sorry, I'm not causing you to work. I take
you away from your break. I'm just saying, how about
some uniform it here? Maybe a couple of song I

(25:00):
don't care, But other than that it was fine. Then.
I then, of course, I went to go YearIn Eate
and there was a guy once again in the stall
side saddle. I still can I still care for a
Why would anyone be sitting like this on a toilet?
That makes no sense. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
I start that way today. From now on, you're gonna
side saddle even at home.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
You never know? Is that called an English saddle or nothing?
In English? A full English is a break They have
a full English breakfast, don't they?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
No?

Speaker 8 (25:28):
But I mean didn't to write English is not side set?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Okay? Didn't the ladies ride science? They did? Yeah? They
didn't want their who on the saddle? Right? No, they
wore skirts they couldn't get no, no, no, did she
goes side saddle? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
I wasn't there.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
That would be because he give it away, My petty,
You don't have to look very far to find a
smart ass in this room, do you? You? Holy hell
Holy have a conversation with those people on land man,
those those cowboys. Nobody says yes or no?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Is that oil?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Is that pump ready to go? Well? If it wasn't,
it wouldn't be out there. Yes or no? You did
just tell us what to do, That's all I asked.
Is it going right in today? Eventually I must say
the t s A here lovely and very nice. I

(26:25):
don't know. I don't know what happened in Philadelphia that
everybody's so pissy. But I thought it was the city
of brotherly love. Well, not only one section. I must
have missed something in the news. Isn't that sarcastic? The
brotherly love thing? I thought it isn't this point? Yeah? Apparently. Yeah,
if you're just joining us, hello, how are you thanks
for doing? If you're an overweight TSA, just you can

(26:47):
move lost? We You don't what you know if you're
that fat bitch in Philadelphia that everything goes in your case, Sir,
you gotta relax, fat, you gotta relax. And I you know, well,
how about some bins the way everyone else has it?
You know, you can put your stuff in the bin
and do I just bins? Because they were behind her,
because she was busy chatting with her other fat friends

(27:08):
probably probably probably talk about what they're going to do
for their next break. No, no, no, they're talking about food. No,
they're talking about food. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
Have you seen the automatic bins where you just set
the and then yeah, it sucks them back into the Yeah,
they don't have to touch the bins anymore.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
Yeah, but then you have to stand there. So that's
confusing because the news system you have to stand there
and wait till your bin goes all the way through
before you can move. It's confusing.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm just saying, just post some rules, will you, That's
all I asked. Yeah, but you've been you've been known
to miss a sign. Yeah too, There was no sign.
Everyone was confused. Everyone everyone was. You walk up the
typically I mean most places. You walk up to TSA
and they are the bins right there, right, I agree,

(27:57):
you couldn't see the bins for that fat pitch the product,
and then she throws the filthy dog food bowl. Put
your phone in there. I don't want I don't want
to put my phone that. I got to touch that thing,
filthy dog food, poop in it and just wipe it
out with a clean cat used it to crap in.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Do you think they sterilize those bends each time?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
God did we take for I know this was the
dog food bowl she gave you know, I know, I'm
not kidding. I didn't get a bin. I got a
dog FOROD know.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
Those bulls are everywhere, they have them with all T.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
S A.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
This this one looked like she wiped the elephant's ass
with it and then throw it down at me photocopic. Man, hey,
already has this been elephants as yet? It's not ready
for the line? And is it? I was so happy,
you know, my dad.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
This guy, he doesn't get out enough and he gets
so stressed out with work, and I'm so glad he's final.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
He's gonna go out, He's gonna see his sister. How
great is this? How is the weekend? How is jan great?
But I got to talk about this big gallot. T.
S A just gets fired up. Man. I'm just I
don't think that's what he said. He said, fat bitch.
I bet so.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I think when you say it's a good time, I
don't think I want to say that on air. I
got enough problems that is. I don't need a video
be saying fat bitch on YouTube. I do now I
got it what happened. And I still want an explanation
of the guy pooping sideways.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I really think you there's people that do it, and
they'll get they're gonna write us right now. Sure. I
like my theory. I like my theory.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
He is having a big movement. He needed to hold
on to the bar by the toilet, hold on. I
don't know, he's been in a road.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
That's relief though. I bet that guy felt great.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
Yeah, you know, there's a time though, right before the
relief that you're don't know if you're gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Coming up in the news today, we have this is unbelievable.
We have another story involving a radical uh cure for constipation,
radical like crazy or radical like skateboarding? Radical crazy, cool
and nearly killed the guy. Does it involve a live animal? Yes,

(30:03):
it does. Are you kidding?

Speaker 7 (30:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
And I was joking. It's not the first time. It's
a part of a certain culture in Asia. It's one
of the what is it like a myth? And now
they're doing it for real? Yeah, it's not good. Well,
we'll get to that coming up. We also have news
about Ozzy. We have news about Oasis and their reunion

(30:28):
tour getting off. We have Wimbledon coming up. In the
world of sports, so a bunch of stuff that happened
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Speaker 2 (31:57):
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Speaker 2 (32:17):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Interesting.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Willie
Riswald day god one. There's Christy Lee as Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
I'm Chick. Hello Tom, close circuit. Hello to Rob, Hey Rob, Rob,
Glad you're doing well. We appreciate you, and I'm glad
that a lot of the thing's working out for you.
Longtime listener, dealing with a little bit of adversity, but hey,
it's going great. I'm glad you're going to be healthy
and happy. From Tilden, Nebraska. Thanks for listening, Rob, and

(32:52):
hang in there. We're on your side, of course, and
hope you're doing great. Now we have other letters with
lots of other topics. Chick McGee, do you have one
over there?

Speaker 6 (32:59):
You?

Speaker 7 (33:00):
I do have, Dear Tom. Good morning, Bob at Top Show.
I went to my grandson's t ball game on Saturday
but left early.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
No scoreboards.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
Now, Tom, would you care to explain how the scoreboard
has become top of mind for Bob and Tom Show listeners.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I was just saying that in the world of contemporary professionals.

Speaker 7 (33:26):
And now, be fair, you weren't just saying you were
simply amazed the scoreboard and everything the quality.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
We're so used to what we've got now you forget.
For example, I went to a concert in Hyde Park,
London over the weekend and the level of video and
sound is amazing. We've come to expect it. You know.
They have gigantic screens and you could see everything, and
the sound quality is amazing. But back in the day,

(33:55):
you go to see a band and they have their
amps on stage, no pa, and it just it was
a different world. And you'd go to a ballgame and
the scoreboard had the score and that was it. Now
the scoreboard has got everything.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
I think they found the bigger the scoreboard is the
more room for advertisements.

Speaker 8 (34:16):
Right, that's true. But they've had this for forty years,
thirty years, not.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
At the level they have it now. Tom went to
a a WN NBA game and came back and told us, So,
you can't believe they have a scoreboard. No, that is
not what it's You can't believe all that is exactly.
You can't believe the quality the scoreboard they do. They're playing.
Put it this way. I can remember. I remember the
in the early days thirty years ago, of the big

(34:44):
screens and stadiums. It was like an etch a sketch,
you know. The pixels were a little bit square foot. No,
they were you could be oh, there's a shadow there.
Now it's so amazing, and they've got all different stats
and they're it's great. And I'm asking, how soon are
we to have the floor at an NBA game be
electric and show all kinds of ads and whatever. I

(35:07):
think that's gonna be next. They can do that now, Yeah,
but that distracts the players. No, No, it would be
or they could only do it during breaks. They're gonna
do it for years. They said, Oh, they're never going
to put advertisements on the jerseys. Oh yeah, wait till
the check start coming in. But yes, so I'm sorry.

(35:30):
So your friend had to leave the the game because
there wasn't a quality scoreboard. With no scoreboard, Tom he
had to leave, had it. I don't blame him all right,
Now back to the letters. I think i'll say this
for when Josh gets back. Got this from the text line.
I had the same experience at the Philadelphia airport coming
back in from Spain exactly. I felt like I didn't

(35:52):
belong in my own country. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know
why they're so pissy. There's my past board. He was
just doing a little bit of traveling.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
You should have heard what he was talking about off
here in the break room during the commercials. Yeah he's
still he's really mad.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah again, when I went through TSA and Philadelphia, they
were really rude and crappy to me and everybody else.
All you have to do is tell us what you
want us to do. Folks, do you think is are you?
Are we doing this right now?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Do you think someone's going to hear this and call
you personally going, Tom, I'm so sorry. I can speak
for tsa Philly. We can clear this up today.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I can clear it up, get rid of fat ass
and get someone there who's got some manners. Maybe put
a sign up going wait a minute, hang on, Willie
might be onto something. How about like a thousand bucks?

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Sorry? Why not? You know?

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Apologies coming to forum of dollary as far as I'm concerned,
that guy couldn't agree more. All right, all right now,
dear Tom, Yes, I thought you might like this guy.
He I think he is cool, says Susan. He's on
a baseball team called the Texas Tailgaters and they play
the Banana Land, which is the most popular live event
in the history of the world.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Do you know what Banana Land is?

Speaker 7 (37:08):
They all have fun and they have different rules for
baseball and the Savannah the Savannah Banana. Well, there's a
guy on the Texas Tailgaters who bats on a unicycle
and he runs the first base on the unicycle, and
that leads to a story in the news. We have
a story about red Panda. What is the animal the

(37:34):
red Panda?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
No, the electric halftime performer.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Spular halftime performer. Red Panda fractured her wrist after a
fall during a w NBA game. Red Panda, whose real
name is wrong new r.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
O n G wrong. That's I mean, that's her name.
I'm not saying you got it right, got it right? Wrong?
All of a sudden, I meant, I have you got
you got miss? You got mis wrong?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Right?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Well? What's her name wrong? I'm asking you her name wrong?
Stop chastising me.

Speaker 7 (38:14):
I need fell off her eight foot tall unicycle and
crashed to the court during halftime of the w NBA
Commissioner's Cup, which the Indiana Fever one pounding the Minnesota Lynx.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
By the way in the I spoted the story on
the International news wire while on an airplane flying over
the air.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
It was a big story. I saw it over the
weekend too.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah. Oh, everybody was talking about Red Panda. I evidently
Red Panda makes a living. I guess whatever you loved
And Caitlin came out.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Caitlin came out to help her, And this might be
the single staddust sentence in entertainment. Red Panda's agent, Patrick
Figley said the fall. Bigley said it was caused by
part of a unicycle being damaged during transit. We're gonna

(39:06):
find restitution.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
I can assure you that. Tell me.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
The lady in Philadelphia's that.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Icycle left battle oil Skip Bayless accused this lady of
faking it. By the way, Oh yeah, all the drama
are you? That is such a good joke. Is that
a joker? Is that real? That's a joke. I just
can't know because he is such a jerk. I can't
tell you. Every time everybody goes.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
That fakeank, I don't understand why people are listening to
He's not on any show now, he's just online.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I guess on this anyway. Anyway, it's uh, she's beloved
and I'm a huge fan of the halftime shows and
the scoreboards. Yes, which way you're going? Beloved or beloved?
Which way you're going? U love it? I guess they're
They're both fine. I don't really give it much thought.
All right, Oh wait a minute, that was.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
Ellen de Generes those she does a great bit about
it and here special and beloved. Oh yeah right, ye
sure it does. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (40:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
My new thing is what's app Why are you on?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
What?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Who do you? He's gonna steal your messages?

Speaker 8 (40:19):
No, no, no, that's because you can.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
It's what's apps. WhatsApp is for overseas and for cheating. Yeah, really,
what is the difference? No difference, you guys. You gotta
be smarter than that. If you're gonna cheat.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
You cheating like the Words with Friends or a chess app,
something that has a messaging feature but you don't think
of as a messaging feature. That's where you want to go.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
I'm gonna go ahead and ask him are you seeing
a woman? Yes or no? It's a simple question to
communicate with day date. My nieces Daisy and Poppy and
jan and I have to do it on whats app
that works to you. You can't do it on you
can if you do with an American texting service, they'll

(41:02):
get it three weeks later, trust me. That's right. It's
got to go up to the satellite and I had
another continent, so no, I couldn't. He's actually I'm glad
I switched over because I had indicated you know where
I was going to be arriving blah blah blah, but
none of them got the messages. Well you know who. Yeah,
I'm just a fat lady in Philly. I'm warning we

(41:24):
got to get a name for her. Jesse.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yeah, anything to stop saying fat bee. I'm leaning toward Denise.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
How about Susie was really good, but I think you
would need something more elaborate.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
That will be uh extra wiz cheese steak chauncey, uh
old extra wiz over it.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Maybe like cramp Aline, that extra wiz cramp Alina Crampolina.
We'll catch up with all these things. We have more
letters from you coming up from the Oreilly Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Tom Show.

Speaker 13 (42:00):
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Speaker 2 (42:11):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk, there's Pat Godwood.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Hello, Chick.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
Willi Griswald Here, there's as Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Parks Studios. I'm Chick McGhee. Dave Dyer here. Later
this morning, much much later, I'm Chickgee.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
We're busting balls. Come hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. It's
great to be back, Great to be back in the USA.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Back.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
We had big weekends all over the place. Pat, did
you have anything exciting happened to you over the weekend
to watch some fireworks.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
Oh no, no, I recorded with Alan for four days
in a row. Had a blast. Now pickleball?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I played pickleball. Was there a scoreboard? There was a
huge scoreboard, playing your shots? Playing my shots? Was the
scoreboard replaying you'd have a good shot.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
Did you play pickleball to hopefully become romantically connected with
someone playing?

Speaker 10 (43:13):
I was trying to reconnect with someone I was romantically
involved with and play a little pickleball track?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
We had a blast, really so? And then the next
the next party, all the half string, pull the hamstring,
anything else get pulled.

Speaker 10 (43:35):
Barbecue suttle when that barbecue we had nowhere to eat
it because someone stole my porch, but your porch furniture.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
But you are so full of it.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Let's move forward here, but we can't, Christie. Let's see
where were we We were? Are entering the world of sports?
Is that what's happening? We're entering?

Speaker 7 (43:55):
We're walking right through the front door. Carlos escape from
alcaz has stretched his Wimbledon winning streak skin if you
will to eighteen matches.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Return to the quarters.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
He pursues his third title in a row at the
All England Club Alcarazbet number fourteen, a Russian man six
seven six three. At least give it a give it
a shot, Andre Klitzki, hang on rub rub It rub Rubba,

(44:27):
Andre rubb Adeva. And now let's get to our favorites.
The women, uh Taylor Fritz against number seventeen Karen katch
gotta be careful with that one, cutching off, cutching off,
touching off and top rank Arena Sabulenka against uh Anastasia Pusses.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Probably yeah, yeah, Chink.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Pobley, yacht Chenka you chenk chenk em right and Laura
Singman Laura Siegmund who says it's a mom's fault. All
reached the women's quarter and during the Wimbledon Championships, fans
every now and then they of course have a Pims.
That's a beer in England, the Pims. I'll have a
Pims and they also have a glass of champagne as

(45:23):
it is customary part of the court side experience. According
to an Australian umpire, John Bloom warned the crowd against
popping the bottle during the match, and it's gone viral
as the most British announcement people have ever heard.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Here's what it sounded like at Wimbledon. Thank you, ladies
and gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
If you could avoid opening bosses of champagn when the
players are about.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
To serve, come, I love that swarm. It's the most
Wimbledon warning you've ever heard.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
One more time, listen for the pop, the very plain
Papa champagne right at the beginning there.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Oh, I love it. Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
If you could avoid opening passes of champagne when the
players are about to serve.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Come on, it's the most Wimbledon warning you've ever heard.
That's hilarious. It's warm.

Speaker 8 (46:12):
Now that's going to cool you off A nice cool
glass of champagne.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
You sure your whole I'm drinking champagne. Was it hot
in England?

Speaker 7 (46:22):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
No, not too bad. It had been extremely hot. I
know in Paris it was over one hundred degrees like
you know where it did get hot though, Yeah, got heated.
What you say to you put it in there and
through the dirty dog bowl. I said, everything has to

(46:44):
go in your suitcase? Yeah what you so? M I
got to put my phone in there.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Now here's we none of us. Have we haven't brought
this up at all. Is there any chance he's completely
in the wrong in this situation?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Is he on the phone while he's walking through? No, sorry,
I'm on WhatsApp texting Jenny.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
You don't know you're No, I I there anyone witnessing
they held Everyone looked at each other like, what the.

Speaker 7 (47:04):
Hell judging that by how upset he is? I think
this woman was in a touch route. There were no
and then they threw the dog ball at me. Your
phone goes in there, Okay, I threw it and put
it in there. If there had been one sitting here,
maybe a bin or something at why Why couldn't you
see the dog balls?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
They were behind your big fat ass, and the and
the three three employees. None of them were doing anything. So,
by the way, pims is a Pim's cup. There you go.
Is a It's not a beer. It's okay. The signature
conxtail got it right.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
Lemonade manager Dave Martinez and general manager Mike Ruzzo have
been fired by the Washington Nationals after their sixth consecutive
losing season.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Why they wait so long?

Speaker 7 (47:46):
And Kevin Durant, you got traded again. Houston Rockets official.
It's a record setting deal got approved by the NBA
yesterday as part of a seven team transaction.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Oh my goodness. Who wants to hear all the details?
Oh please, let's do it me either? Really okay?

Speaker 7 (48:07):
It involved Phoenix, Houston, Atlanta, Minnesota, Golden State, Brooklyn and
the Lakers. It includes a total of thirteen players. The
headline moves include Durant going to Houston from Phoenix, the
Rockets sending Jayalen Green and Dylan Brooks to the Suns,
and the Rockets getting Clint Capella, who hates instruments from
the middle initial a hates hate, Hates the instrument WNBA yesterday, Vegas,

(48:33):
Minnesota and Seattle winning and on the fourth of July,
Joey Chestnut reclaimed his title as Nathan's famous Fourth of
July hot dog eating contest organized Gluttony. Joey consumes seventy
and a half hot dogs and buns in ten minutes
win his seventeenth Mustard belt. He's forty one years old.

(48:54):
He fell short of the all time record he's set
in twenty twenty one seventy six hot dogs and buns.
Uh yeahs, and.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
He was he said he was going to go for
the record this year.

Speaker 7 (49:05):
Yeah, I wish I ate a couple more, Joey said
to the crowd, But he slaughtered the competition.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'll be back next year. They couldn't catch up, just
ups couldn't catch up. Thank you, Yeah, I couldn't catch up.
You see, we relished it. You relish that joke.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
Can we can we listen to you thank yourself again
because you hit the drum anyway much anything. Defending champion
the women's division, Mickey Pseudo won her eleventh title. She
ate thirty three hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
In fair vastly inferior. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I went to a Cubs game last week. I ate
three hot dogs and I got a headache immediately. It's
a lot of sodium. It's a lot going on once
you get past three sodium.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
In the night? Did I did the math on this
based on I think this is fair three hundred galleries
for the average hot dog. That means Joey consumed over
twenty one thousand galleries of hot dogs in ten minutes.
How is he not wighing like the TSA, like Philly?
Why does he weighed five five for the rest of

(50:16):
and he's a nice gentleman, and he's a nice guy
as opposed to that bitch. Okay, sorry, now, uh.

Speaker 14 (50:24):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
How how do you think the parties are after the
Nathan's after the Nathans thing? Because they can't all go? Well,
you want to go get some deed? They they can't. Hey,
you want to go for a couple of beers? I
bet he doesn't party after Yeah? How much time has
to pass before it's legitimate to bomb? To vomit? I
forget that there instead of vomit. Yeah, I think there
is a time you can vomit. Yeah you would. I

(50:49):
don't think he does. I will twenty one thousand calories
of nitrates and salt. That's gotta be great. I have
a suggestion for them if they want to make a
little bit of extra money. Oh okay, living to hear
me out on this, what do they do during the
super Bowl when it looks like they're gonna win?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
They do?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
What do they do to the coach? They don't gatorade
all over them? Right?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Pepto bismol? Maybe? Yeah? The winner might not catch a
per monster. Well, whoever would pay? In other words, whoever's
going to pay for it? All? Right? So if the
pepto bismol people and this is a great this is
a million.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Dollars you know what the mood you're in, I'm gonna go, yes,
it is a million dollar idea.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
You're right, I'm telling you. Next year, if they did
that and didn't say anything and then dumped a giant
thing of pepto bismal on him, that story would be
everywhere again, the Joey Chestnuts story. I'm on the airplane
International news wire. There it is right there and one
of the lead stories in sports, right after the thing

(51:51):
about Wimbledon and Jennifer Klitzky whatever her name was. So
there you go. Congratulations, Joey good front of the show.

Speaker 7 (52:00):
Well, Joey and then Nathan's hot Dogs always did the
number one because there's other than baseball.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
There's nothing else going on. But as and as you said, though,
there was a to use your English, yes, controversy.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
Controversy, Oh I see controversy. You emphasize the trough the
Champagne corps. Oh no, No, The controversy was that, am
I getting this right? In the previous year he didn't
do it because he had to deal with some.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Ark about Joey chess. He was with impossible foods, hot dogs.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
Get back in.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
So he's back. So it's uh in the saddle again.
Yes see, he's back in the in the big leagues again.
So we'll look forward to seeing Joey uh here here
in the studios. Now coming up? Do we have more sports?
We'll see. Okay, so what we're gonna when we come back,
we'll have what we come back with that what you're saying,

(52:53):
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Speaker 2 (55:42):
Here in the.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
Studio, Tom has a longer a lower level that he
goes to, and he's looking around.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Obviously to make the studio a little colder than it already.
My my iced tea picture is missing. I think it.
I'm maybe it broken the dishwasher, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
Or maybe somebody got tired of hearing you clank around
the hallways and maybe a conscientious employee threw it out
into the parking lot.

Speaker 8 (56:09):
Did you do that me?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Oh, I said, contentest employee? Need that clear. We learned
a lot this morning. It's already it's been a good show.
A lot going on coming up. Comedian Dave Dyer will
be joining us here in the studio. Will he's here,
Pats here, Christy's here, I'm here, races here, and there's
a chick McGee went again. There's a switch on the scause.

(56:34):
You know there is a switch. I want you to know.
If any of you have your phone on, you'll be
help with the show.

Speaker 15 (56:46):
We're on the air.

Speaker 8 (56:49):
You're working right now.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Hang on first stage radio. You say, hang on a second.
Were you stopping us from criticizing you for your phone
being on? Sorry, I was on a plane for sixteen
hours yesterday. I'm a little bit Nobody cares jet.

Speaker 8 (57:04):
Lagged sixteen hours. No, you are traveling for sixteen hours?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
You No, I left the hotel it would have been seven, lady,
it would have been two in the morning here when
I left.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
The lady at TSA is starting to come into clearer focus.
The longer you talk.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
I almost understand. I'm sighting with her now. Yeah, very
very comfortable under a cinema. Thank you America. Send her
some more food so she can get fatter, so no
one can see what the signs saying. Oh my, she
was blocking the sign. There were no signs. I'm just
saying sign saying for God's people. You know, we're all confused.
We don't work, as Willy said, I don't work at TSA,

(57:42):
and every everyone seems like they all make up their
own rules. So choos on, choos off, hats on, hats off,
Everything has to go in half, everything has to go
in your bag whatever we've all flown. The comedian who
refuses to take issue, Oh yeah, that's a lot of fun.

(58:02):
Really you know who that is? Yes, God, what an
idiot I've got taking my shoes.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
I was standing right behind him on the TSA. Guys,
do you have anything in your pockets that we should
be aware of? And he's drew quick as anything whatever
you could find.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
If you're binding someone on land at TSA and they
start yelling about the Constitution, it's going to take you
a longer time to get through.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
O kidding, this is against right now. Once again. I
was in the Philadelphia airport and I, after dealing with
the incredibly rude immigration guy, welcome back to your country.
I'm gonna be all pissy about letting you back in. Okay,
but I had to go to the bathroom and I
walked in and told you this before I could see.

(58:47):
As I walked in, I wasn't looking, but I couldn't
help but notice there was a guy sitting side saddle
on a toilet. I still don't understand this, Willie. I
think may have the best explanation. He was in the
pooping position, if you will, but facing the side because
his feet were clearly yes, and your thought, Willie is one.
I think he's holding the bar that's there for folks
that need it. He's holding the bar. He's bracing for

(59:09):
dear life so he can do his business again. I
don't know. I got pushed into even having this theory.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
I didn't want to have this theory, but Psycho started talking,
so now we got to figure something out. I think
he's holding it. He's pretending that it's a little it's
like a little uh room room. Could have been doing squats.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
It could have been working out.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Could you tell he was a large man? Was he?
I didn't stick around. It wasn't a big fat bitch?
Is it a big fat bitch? Did it smell that?

Speaker 9 (59:37):
It?

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I hastened eye pete as quickly as possible. And then
are you ever in the men's room and there's just
deafening gas sound the stall I had. I had something
I haven't done in years. I actually I was. I
had to do a major transaction on the plane. I

(01:00:00):
I am in the presence of greatness. I don't know
how you did that. And then, of course, the one
thing you want to happen it is you don't want
to be in there and all of a sudden you
hear we've got the seatbelt side on. Now, Oh god,
who cares?

Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
You got time?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
That's called dropping a duseluge. Yeah, you don't want to
be in there sitting down and all of a sudden,
because you read about these things where the planes dropped
ten thousand feet and people are scraped off the ceiling.
You don't want to be mid transaction.

Speaker 9 (01:00:31):
But so I sat down and I don't know what
I did. I didn't touch anything. I sat down, and
it flushed itself while I was sitting there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I thought I was going to get sucked out of
the plane because it it It ejects it, right, just
just shoots it up the side.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
Did you hear about that? Didn't you hear about that?
One guy his amus prolapsed from the toilet on one
of those American airlines prolaps, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Saying it ejects it. I never do that as an
eject I don't know what it does.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Well, that's what trains used to do. You've ever been
riding an old train and you'd flush it and you
can see the tracks going by? Absolutely? Is that that's
you guys grew up in the Old West. That's real.
I didn't know that. I was a school marm. Yeah,

(01:01:22):
but yeah, take doing a major trains and then of
course you're concerned. Okay, now when I come out of
this bathroom, because there's gonna be someone waiting in line. No,
you don't want to make eye contacts. You're going to
be the guy that you're gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
Be worried about.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Wrecked the bathroom. Hey, the guy and the guy in
five A. Have you ever done that on a plane?
Come out of the bathroom and do not go in there. Unfortunately,
since the seat belt light was on, then I didn't
want to get scolded by the flight attendant.

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Have you ever been told you ask can I even
though the seat belt light's on? You asked, can I
go to the restroom?

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
And they say no. I oh, yeah. Most of the
time they say yes, but I had I've had someone
say no.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
Oh really.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Yeah, they were great though, American Airlines love you. It
was a tremendous great flight. That was great. They were terrific. Yeah,
every aspect of it was wonderful. What about the TSA
and Philadelphia once again she had a problem and again
the immigration and come on god, they were just global entry.
That's what you need. You got to drive like two
hundred miles to get it. But yeah, all I know

(01:02:27):
was I presented a fresh, clean American passport with my
photograph on it. Why'd you leave the country? Well, of
course I'm trying to film in a revolution, of course, uh,
declaring unity of love. I didn't, but it would have
been okay for them to say as you came back
into the come on, just nothing. You don't don't get

(01:02:48):
all mad. Why did you? Why did you go out
of the country? I don't know, uh, maybe relatives. Last
time I checked, it was still legal. They ask you
that every time, and they ask everybody that. It's not
just you. They said, hey, what were you doing over there?
Business or pleasure? He said it real, mean, real mean yes,
and you would he said, my feelings. The last time, teacher,

(01:03:14):
the last time I came in, the last time. Remember this.
I told you this story the last time I came
back in. The guy started laughing. I was coming in
from the Bahamas. And the guy looked at my passport
and he goes, sir, this is the worst passport photo
I have ever seen. I'm going to bring it in.
In that photograph, I look darker than Ace. I thought you.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
I thought it went the other one. You were pale
like the guys. I'll bring in the old past.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
That was a new photo, glamour shot. Oh, the new
photo is amazing. My buddy Sean took its light on.
He did the lighting. And Sean's a master, He's amazing.
He's my main man, your best friend. Now you wearing
a hat in the photo? No, no, no, you can't
wear a hat in the photo. But you can't wear well,
I forget well, a mask you can't wear white shirts.

(01:04:01):
You have to wear I don't know in my friend
white background on masks. You remember bobcats driver's license he wore.
He wore the really bad toupee and they let him
keep it. He insisted on that that was his hair
and it's I think it's still right now. It's still
on his driver's license. Yeah. See, that's just eventually going

(01:04:21):
to get you in trouble. Oh. Sure, you're gonna get
pulled over and suddenly you're gonna get frisked. They're gonna
do an anal search.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
And yeah, because when you get pulled over on the highway,
they start with your ass every time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
What's wrong with you? Well, let's check yours. Well you
can do the Breath of liveser, but the most accurate reading. Shoot,
you were talking about Wimbledon, Yes, I was, and you
mentioned the Pim's Cup. Yeah, this says it's the British
answer to sangria. There you go. You remember when sangria

(01:04:59):
was everywhere? Yeah? Is that where you needy red wine?
That's fruit wine and fruit. Yeah? Was that a thing
parties for you in college?

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
No, we learned about it in Spanish class and we
did an alcoholic version of it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
In Spanish class when I was like in the eighth grade.
That used to be every party you'd go to San
Gria was a big, big you know. We didn't in college.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
It was called jungle juice and it was ever clear
mixed with orange juice, pineapple juice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
My face. You had squirt the soda squirts and then
half a bottle of grenadine. That will get the job
done by they get you there fast. Isn't pims like
a citrus liqueur or something? Yeah, it says. It's it's
like very it's very British. Yeah, don't you mix that
up in the bathtub what you were mixing up? No,

(01:05:44):
we would do.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
We would just get like a big like like someone
would have like all their summer clothes in a big crate.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
We'd take that. We'd watch it out with a hose
and we just dump a bunch of stuff in there.
It was fun, man. This says Pim's number one cup.
The base spirit is g and Herbal citrusy slightly spiced
twenty five percent ABV invented by James ab what's the
percentage twenty five percent? Oh, that'll get the job done. Yeah,

(01:06:13):
that's a lot lesson wine. And the other thing at
Wimbledon is the strawberries and.

Speaker 8 (01:06:19):
Cream cream right, I do not know, and champagne apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Oh oh wait a minute, I got a story for you.
I forgot about this. One walk out of my hotel,
walk fifty feet to the right and there was a
great smoothie place. Next to that was a coffee place.
Now I want to see if Christy you'll remember this.
Do you remember civet coffee? Oh? Yeah, with the cat.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
Yeah, where they digest the coffee beans and then.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Hooop them out and they make a coffee from it.
They do have it. They had civet coffee. And once again,
if you this, you're going to have to look it
up because you're not going to believe me. The civet
is some kind of cat and I think it's in
I don't know, somewhere South America, Asia, whatever, whatever, and
they feed they force feed these beans to these animals.
They poop them out, which allegedly takes away the bitterness.

(01:07:07):
I think, yeah, allegedly, and then they make they make
coffee out of it. So and did you try it? No,
we tried it here one morning. It but it was
extremely expensive, but I think I remember it being just
a touch bitter. I thought, well, that's it's supposed to
take the bitterness. It's just one of those pretentious things
that no one really would ever do that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
But that's why I'm surprised you didn't try it and
love it, because you're like, oh, yeah, that's so I was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
But I got talking to the barista. They have a
coffee there, and I can probably find the menu. They
have a coffee there that is it was like six
hundred and ninety pounds per cup. It's the most they said.
The guy goes, this is the most expensive coffee in
the world. Oh, and I said, does anyone ever get
He goes, yeah, guy got one this morning. They make
a little pot of it and he goes, like he said,

(01:07:53):
I got to try it. It's nothing so much a
cup six hundred I think it was six. I think
it was six hundred ninety seven pounds, six hundred ninety
seven pounds. It not working at the Philadelphia Airport. Yeah,
my goodness.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
But I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
That's like acause like a thousand bucks.

Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
That's like a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, the guy it was, it's he goes it's just
one of those, you know, ridiculous things. It was. And
also it's one of those things that street you walk
down the street and there's a murdered out Ferrari. Yeah,
well you were never mind, you were staying in a
very nice area, staying in Mayfair. I want to be
able to walk to Hyde Park is a very nice area.

(01:08:32):
And what is Hyde Park again? Pat? What is that?

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Well, there's an alternative area. I'll be behind the tree,
That's what I thought. Yeah, I'll pull up the menu
for this place. If you want to buy a thousand
dollars cup of coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
You can do it. It's amazing. Where did we stay
when we went? I forget, I don't I don't remember
the lightful This place was significantly nicer.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
What is Pat like to travel with? I just think
he was incredibly organized. Nobody to go terribly nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
I'm a bad flyer, bad flyer, you're a bad passenger.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
One time I was driving Pat to a show in
Iowa and I went five over to pass the guy
that was going slow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
He goes go the speed. I don't care. Shut up,
you're getting there safe, man. The worst like, I'm a
bad passage I'm a bad flyer. You're a bad person
all around, horrible man. You're a big bitch. Do you
ever know that? You know, Like, why aren't you at
the TSA and Philly? We flew there, I'd flown in

(01:09:32):
from Washington.

Speaker 10 (01:09:33):
Tom picked me up. We go to London and then
I wake up. I had no idea where I was,
you know. I look out the window and it was
Mary Poppins. I was like, it was all these old England.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
It was like old chimneys. Hell. Oh, and here's something
that I hadn't not. This is really smart. They have
in big letters imprinted on the on the streets at
the corners, which way you're supposed to look, oh, because yeah, guys,
they're driving on the other side. It's kind of backwards.
So if you're used to looking, let so sometimes it'll

(01:10:05):
say look left, look right. Very handy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Those actually aren't there all the time. They heard you
were coming, and they go quickly installed I need them.
We're going to have thirty nine accidents every hour if
we don't get these signs changed.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
For Tom had a great time weekend in England. That
weekend in New England, like your Bury Metal of Sock
speaking of songs. Pat, you got something coming up? I do,
I hope. Okay, well I've got I've got a treat
for you. I think optimism is high. Now. If anyone,
by the way, can explain why the guy was sitting

(01:10:37):
on the toilet side saddle, let me know, and I
will post on a different toilet. Note the photograph of
the toilet in my hotel room, and it was indeed rectangular.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
I say, we get a picture of you on the
toilet here we You don't have to take your pants down,
just sit on the toilet side.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I'm taking my pants. Oh take his pants for the photo.
Was your toilet clean for the photo? Of course? Okay,
you gotta make sure. Yeah, if people will analyze that this.

Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
Place was this kind of didn't you tell me you
you you a major transaction going over and coming back?

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
No, no, no, no, twice though coming back twice. I
had tried to time everything so I wouldn't have to
do that. But unfortunately, Yah, yeah, it was really a
level of vul I'm not an anxious flyer, but if
I have to poop on the plane that Welsh rare

(01:11:30):
bit and then but everything that seat belt sign would
come out and go oh oh, yeah, I don't want
to get trapped here. Did you have spotted dick while
you were over there? You got it? When it came back,
I'll be behind the couch. Those aren't sits. What is

(01:11:50):
come on, man, spotted spotted dick is a dessert. It
was like a pudding. What is it again? I've never
comes in? It comes, and I know you can make
your own putting in it prefers the coming again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
And I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
This is another unusual thing. If you'd ordered a coffee
and you asked for cream and sugar, every single time
I did, they would always go, we have milk, which
is nice. In other words, they made an effort to
point out it's not cream. It's going to be milk.
That's cool. And what was your response? I asked for
creamy fat bitch? Look look, lady, I'm on a roll.

(01:12:26):
I just came from Philly. Okay, you know what I'm
messed with me with your bad attitude. You should work
at the Philadelphia Airport. Wow boy. On that note, Coming up,
we'll be joined by comedian Dave Dyer, who also happens
to be a fireman in the Great State Over the
warning of Michigan. He's got a special charity gig coming up,

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so he's making a charity appearance on our Prora. We
got music coming up from Patty g updates on Oasis
Ozzy Osbourne in Birmingham. He says, the last time he's
gonna perform. Well after you see it, we have a
headline that has the has the phrase genitals crushed in it.
Gross yikes. Yeah, well, the only good part of the

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story is that was at least in a BMW. I
got hit in the genitals with a football helmet during
practice one time. This guy got hit with the BMW,
thought I was gonna die again. A large automobile in
the balls. That's all coming up from the Oreilly Auto
Parts Studios where This is The Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Willie Griswold, is there I'm in And in case you
haven't heard, Josh Arnold quit and these were I had it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
These were his last words on the show. I quit.
There's he'st Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee.
Great to be back in the USA. Now did you
go see any fireworks? I did not, because I saw
fireworks in London. I heard plenty.

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
How do they how do they present the Fourth of
July in London as as if they came out on top?

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
It was just it was just change. It was inadvert
at the end of Noah Con show that they shot
them off. It was incredibly cool at Ye Park, London.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
I had not done this before. Well, Joey's my standard.
I'll show you three years old. And I finally got
it together to go to the vet and get her
some some pills for the fireworks. And man, I'm not
going to tell you what they give. I'll tell you
guys off the air, but I don't want to share
it on the air.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
And were they minty when you took them? I have
not taken them yet. But let me tell you something.
There's a pository This little puppy dog could care less. Man,
really fireworks. I don't care shoot him out of my ass.
That sounds great.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
It is the d n CBD for doggie. She is
laying in the middle of the floor right now.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Oh yeah, hi, Hey, I'm pretty sure me and Joey
I had a pretty similar thing going on spring of
twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Just tell you be careful she make sure she weans off.
Oh well, I'm good.

Speaker 9 (01:15:27):
Yeah, that is that one of those internet things? H
A F H is Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, hey, yeah,
that's my I know a F whatever. I as okay, yeah, okay,
very good. So your doggie was okay, less she was. Yeah,
she's fine, she's wonderful. Now, okay, cool. But you didn't
go see any live fireworks? I did not, mister Godwin,

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did you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
In the bedroom? Fireworks in the bedroom? I'm man, Are
you a bird and beaver like Elvis Presley? Elvis Presdent
didn't know the camera was on. Fireworks fireworks in the bedroom?
Were they lady fingers or were they m eighties? Did
you have sex with the men? I'll be behind the

(01:16:09):
bottle rocket, yes or no? And it's okay if you did, buddy,
I know, yes, I got to.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
See some fireworks driving into town last night. The Morgan
County Fair had some fireworks and there was a storm
brewing last night. Yes, and I saw fireworks and like
thunder at the same time it was lightning. Yes, thank
you very much, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
I'm thirty two. I'm never gonna get that right. I'm
never gonna nail that one. It was very creepy. The
fireworks in thunder looks like stranger things freak. That sounds
kind of cool. Yeah, are they? A lot of places
now are doing July fourth pretty much whenever they feel like,
oh yeah, there were, there were a bunch of them
the previous weekend. Right, is that because the companies that

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do it you get it's a better fee if you're
not doing it on the fourth, or you.

Speaker 8 (01:16:51):
Can't book them because there are too many.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
And I know the big deal we mentioned this before?
Next year?

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
Is you mentioned this before? You're eating up by it already.
I can't imagine next.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
No, because it's a huge deal because next year is
the two hundred and fiftieth. Now three hundred would be
the big deal. It's like two hundred and it's what
is it? It's not like cessqu Centennial there's some weird
word you'll never use again.

Speaker 8 (01:17:15):
But it's on a Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
It's on a Saturday. And they were saying because of
that and a half, the celebrations are going to be
even bigger. But the big question is are they going
to resolve the tax issue with China because all these
fireworks companies need to order their stuff now and if
there's going to be a fifty percent tax on it,
they're it's complicated. But I don't know if that's been
resolved in the last few weeks. But it should be
a huge celebration next year. Two hundred and fifty years

(01:17:39):
of America.

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
So you didn't get a chance because I know you
used to be a proponent of having your own fireworks
in your own yards. I'm a fan, and you would
but a pipe into the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I was in England, so I didn't. You didn't do it.
He didn't. Is that how Willy grew up with fireworks
from you, Dad? I was telling somebody the story the
other day. It was so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
He made such an event out of it and wear
glasses here you were a big welder's mask. And then yeah,
he would run around with a blow torch and he
said that made him more safe. Yes, it's seemingly less safe.
I think running around with an active blow torch.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
No, because you this way this the fuse takes it seriously. Yeah,
if you walk up with one of those punks or
whatever you're going, is it is it lit? Is it lit?

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
You hit it with one of those burns of matic torches.
The weird thing is growing up, I thought this was regular.
It wasn't until I was like twelve. My buddies came
over for this and they're like, oh my, your dad
is a psycho. And I was like, I don't know yet,
but now it's been confirmed.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
And I built a mortar launcher out of PCV. Yeah
you did DVC. What is it PVC? PVC?

Speaker 7 (01:18:37):
Yeah, backwards that plastic, that white plasticyl chloride.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Yeah, whatever it is. Before you can drop, you drop
those balls and ivasually shoot off.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
Was Willie uh that age where he went with you
to the fireworks that you were wondering, Wow, there's all
these parking spaces. I don't know what what the this
is great and you were there the wrong day.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
For the fourth of July. That's correct, and Willie was
I think it really might have been a camp that year.
But no, I drove over right across the street actually,
where they have great fireworks every year, and on the
fourth July usually it's hard to park. I was going
to park here and walk over.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Yeah, of course I was at camp. I was trying
to stay away from a madman with the welder's mask.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Will they come out the golf course right now? Yeah,
they did the fireworks on a different night. That was
a couple of years ago. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
Absolutely, That's when it started for you that you went, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Yeah, now you got a check. Yeah, well you don't.
You don't see the logic.

Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
And like the fourth of July is on a Thursday,
They're probably just have him on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
But again Willy said, some places that him fourth of
July this year was Friday. Some places did him on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
I think that was maybe a County Fair situation, maybe
the last day of the County Fair.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
It was cool man and I love him. I love
them live. I love to see him. I think it's great.
I don't care. But what what was your classic your
daughter's story that you finally bonded with she was like
nine or ten.

Speaker 7 (01:19:56):
It's fourth of July. Well, do you want to go
out and see fireworks? And you got this like scrunch
your face out. Aren't those on television? And I said, yes,
yes they are. Honey, No, sure, and you are my daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
You're darn right they don't work on TV. Relax. No,
I'm not a I'm not a fireworks guy. And I
don't understand people who are fireworks people. I don't speak
because you're one firework. You've seen them? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:20:28):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Are you all just lesser people?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
I don't enjoy the.

Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
Seriously, they kind of all they are just there's the
red flower.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Yeah, this gets a little more exciting at the end.

Speaker 10 (01:20:44):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
All of a sudden, you hear that sound and you
think like you're you're hearing the Maykong Delta incoming. Oh,
there's a flash of light. Get the bar. There comes
the boom, that big boom, the big boom. Oh the finale,
look at that? Are you all god?

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
I honestly I like fireworks. I'm just teaming up with them.
It's more fun to go against you. Okay, that's way
more fun. Get you fired up, mackey, yell again.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
I'm just saying next year. July fourth, Saturday, night. It's
gonna break all kinds of records, fireworks, booze sales. Are
they gonna give us Friday or Monday off if it's
on a Saturday, I don't know, because it falls on
a weekday. I don't know how we got Thursday off
this year. Yeah, because the big man had to dress.

(01:21:32):
I'm not gonna let you go.

Speaker 7 (01:21:33):
I'm gonna let you I'm not gonna let you drive
this ship. Will out me here to steer it back
to deep water.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Oh yeah, remember that month? It was awesome. I can drown.
I can drown. Anybody? Well does that sports?

Speaker 10 (01:21:48):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Yeah, oddly enough it is. I'm tired, aren't you tired?
Coming up? A bizarre uh alt version of Chucky Cheese
is on the way. Hey, it's Mickey Rats, come on bye,
Well it's you're kind of We have something that I'm
surprised doesn't happen a lot more often. Let's just say

(01:22:09):
you're a You own a swimming pool. I own a
swimming pool. You've got it, and you've got a naked
stranger in it one afternoon. What do you do?

Speaker 8 (01:22:17):
Well, offer him a towel?

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Is it a guy stranger? Depending on what this pitch
is how much water have they displaced for? We're going
to find out what happens to naked guy in your

(01:22:42):
swimming pool when we come back to the O'Reilly Auto
Part Studios where this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 13 (01:22:46):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning. You got something to say,
send us an email. Bob and Tom at Bob and
Tom dot.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Com super Center.

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Jo Show. Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Hello, there's Pat
Godwin the Schello, Willie griswold Man. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios, Ace Cosby. I'm Jake McGee and Tom.
We have a very special guest joining us in the studio.

(01:23:19):
Comedian firefighter mister Dave Dyer.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Has joined us in the studio, a professional firefighter, yes,
as well as a comedian. And how are things going
at the firehouse? Things have been good.

Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
We escaped the fourth of July without any major stuff
that happened.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Nice. So yeah, yeah, the fourth of July probably a
big night for you guys. Last year we had a
very big structure fire in the fourth of July.

Speaker 9 (01:23:43):
If somebody disposing of fireworks that weren't quite out yet.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Oh thanks. Yeah. I had dinner one time with a
guy that was an er doc on fourth of July evening,
and he was getting ready to go to work. He
knew he'd be sewing someone's eyeball back in and that's sorting. Yeah,
so it can be serious business. Yeah, now I just
got better in a thread. Do you use to sew
an eyeball back in fishing line? Yeah? Oh yeah, something

(01:24:09):
really like a twenty pound test? Yeah? Okay, yeah, now
we uh, there were some incidents for me over the
weekend I took. I took a trip to England and back.
It's amazing nice the contemporary world we live in. You
can go places and come back, so it's great planes travel.
I mean you get to go places, then you get

(01:24:30):
to come back, right you see. See that's my problem
with going place. You guys, Well, why didn't you go
at more places?

Speaker 11 (01:24:35):
I go?

Speaker 7 (01:24:35):
Well, when I go more places, all I want to
do is go back home. So why I cut out
the middleman?

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
You? But that's not true. You actually want to go
to England and stace I do. I'm going to stay, yes,
going to happen. I cannot wait? Oh yeah, I love you.
I want you around. No, no, no, when you book
that one fight? Where's ship? Oh my god? He did it?

Speaker 8 (01:24:54):
Is it hard to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
What do you mean to become an English citizen? If
you have enough ca ash, you can do anything, all right, Tom?
You can stay underground? Damn right I can?

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Oh sure? Underground? Oh yeah, you don't have to. You
take a trip there and just don't tell me. Just
don't leave, you know, guy, I can distant leave. Fix
me up a passport, you know. Actually I'm not about
a passport. But guy that once you get there, didn't
keep you there, he knows. I like I like this
more and more, you know, mister, mister, I'm sure you've
experienced many things. As a firefighter. You come across odd things.

(01:25:27):
So I'm at the Philadelphia Airport on my way back.
All right, you're just getting the show rolling fire. Uh no, okay,
he was hot though, yeah, yeah, so American Airlines love him,
Thank you very much, the greatest, wonderful, wonderful flights. But
I I had to pee, you know, that is sure?
And uh so I walk into that once I get
through you being not very welcome to back into my

(01:25:50):
own country. Uh, and get through t s A Again.
I go to walk into this giant men's room. Okay,
as I'm walking in the urinals apparently around the back,
and I see you can see the there's like a
foot high space in the stalls, and I see a
guy sitting side saddle. I can just see his feet
and they're facing that way. Oh so he's like this,

(01:26:11):
I'm the toilet right. So now I don't know what
this means. I've never seen this. I was worrying if
it was some kind of weird code like like, oh,
like remember the famous story where the guy had the
wide stance the politician. Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go.
This comes to us from wait a minute, there is

(01:26:32):
somebody who's gonna people, Oh, a sidewinder. Wouldn't that be
wouldn't that be a great nickname? Yeah? And they call
me sidewinder. Why is that? Because when I crap, I
go sideway. Okay, now, Christy, I think theorized perhaps his
uh gluteal cleft went the other way, per particular to

(01:26:56):
the standard American gluteal cleft. In other words, he'd have
like a sideway is uh oh I see yeah? None
of his pants? Yeah yeah, that'd be very he goes.
I'm thinking that the side saddle gent in the men's
room was possibly using the toilet paper dispenser as a
phone stand while watching videos while he was in the facility.

(01:27:17):
That I don't at all. Yeah, that's just disgusting. He
was doing something else watching.

Speaker 9 (01:27:26):
Oh no, nobody watches it's this chapter called Jacket and Philly.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Maybe he was playing with himself in public. That's even worse.
In the stench of a men's room in an airport
that's private.

Speaker 8 (01:27:41):
You've got the door closed, You're.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
The freak going around looking through the crack. I'm not
there's it was like I'm saying, no, you're saying you
went into the men's room and there was no way
you could avoid it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Yes, I'm walking in.

Speaker 7 (01:27:57):
There's a stall straight ahead, and you can see like
there's a long gap at the bottom of the stall door,
and I see this guy's shoes are facing the other way.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
There's a bend over it all. I walked away.

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
I walked to the farthest year and old to get
as far away from this freak as possible.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Freak. You know, I don't know. I don't know the
Philadelphia area. I don't know what kind of things called.

Speaker 8 (01:28:17):
Maybe he had a long layover.

Speaker 9 (01:28:19):
Yeah yeah, look at this phone. I'll bet you sure
it was an actual human. Could have been a mannequin
somebody putting on there. I'm half just to get people
in and out of the bathroom quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
That gag would have worked if you put him the
right way. Let's see now, dear Bob and Tom show,
you said you saw the guy sitting sideways in the toilet.
Is it possible that he had just eaten an entire
sweet potato pie and was bracing himself. Oh, this gets
back to Pat's song. Oh sure, I'm great to have
you in the studio, Willie. Thank you. Brian from Ohio.

(01:28:52):
These are all interesting theories. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Maybe this toilet paper sometimes, like if there's a phone
up there, there's a surface.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
So maybe maybe he was eating a sandwich. He just
set it there. You set a sandwich there, You set
a sandwich there, and then you turn over. You have
a little French dip. You did it in your town.

Speaker 8 (01:29:10):
I think I think they're watching video thing. I think
the guy's nailed it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Yeah, I think that's that.

Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
So, But wouldn't you say I'm sorry, but have you
ever seen that to face front? Don't put it on
the back.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Of the toilet.

Speaker 8 (01:29:21):
Well, then you're backwards, and then people are gonna think.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
So I think he could fall off easier that way,
But I mean if it was sitting on the roll,
it could. And first of all, people that are using
that hurt, they're the the amount of whatever it is
e Coli is going to be a factor. I think
this guy, there's some guy walking around with a terrible
case of pink guy this morning saying.

Speaker 7 (01:29:44):
Yeah, oh, we got a couple of emails for you, Tom, Hello,
Bob and Tom Show. Listening to Tom's ts A rant
this morning was fantastic. No better way to start a Monday.
Good to see Willie in the studio this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
You guys rock. If God God bless the people were
the TSA. I'm just saying that one the one in Philadelphia.
One gal the TSA needs. They need some standards, they
need signs. Dave all walk up to this place and
she goes, you gotta put you gotta put everything in
your suitcase, my phone. Then she turns around and throws
this dog bowl. No put it in there. Yeah, Well,
I'm sorry man, I should have just pulled one out

(01:30:18):
of my ass because I how did I know? Right?
And you know, why don't you put these where people
can see them? You're being truthful about her tone? And
then absolutely she was a total bitch.

Speaker 8 (01:30:27):
And you don't know that. You can't take your phone through,
of course, but usually you put it in a yeah, little.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Bin or tray and they're right there for you. And
then and then I think it's perfectly legitimate to say
shoes on or off.

Speaker 9 (01:30:39):
So you want large signs with a large font saying
do this.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Yes, and they can put in and put them in
fifty languages whatever they have to, or have someone politely said,
by the way, the sign.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
Languages, well what does this un aren't there aren't there
signs up there already?

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Why couldn't you see those? There's not a lot of
signs or not.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
The usually they have somebody yelling instructions.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
And the shoe thing, I get it, I understand it.
And and here the lady when she went through, they
took one of those those wands and they did a
whole thing with her shoes. I don't know what that
was all about, I guess, so who knows wearing steel coats.
They're magic shoes, you know. Dear Tom. There tsa bitches

(01:31:26):
out there that big.

Speaker 8 (01:31:31):
Another guy speaking for Josh. This is Marcus and Sedona Arizona.
I need to speak for Josh in his absence. For years,
Josh has been a champion for human rights in the
TSA line. Every single time he even begins to suggest
maybe we could be treated like humans instead of cattle,
Tom jumps him and accuses him of being un American

(01:31:51):
and hating air travel in general. He does, and now
you've had the same experience.

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
I got the bad the bad lady got a bad
you like your pilots, is now vindicated, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
I just one bad apple doesn't spoil the whole bunch.
Although the three guys behind her, who appeared to be
doing absolutely nothing, they could have maybe looking at extra check.
No they were no, No, there were three guys behind
her doing nothing. They could have maybe taken one of
those bowls and put it out there for the people
who need it. And by the way, could you possibly
clean that thing? It looked like it had been used
to They were working elephants as Fourth of July weekend. Man,

(01:32:29):
you're not going to give at it there was nobody there.
It was me and no one else.

Speaker 9 (01:32:32):
They're probably go in shifts. You you came upon that woman. Boom,
she taps out. The next guy comes up, they're all
gonna be I'm sure she's right to tap out. You
gotta get more food in that body.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
You gotta take it.

Speaker 7 (01:32:44):
You can't maintain that twenty minutes since your last cheese
steak every forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Yeah, oh wait a minute, break time? Yeah, okay. Dave
Dyers joined us in the studio. Dave, Well, we can't talk,
you know, but thanks for coming. Yeah, you gotta thank
you for having it. He's going to be at the
Rae S. Reese or Reese Theater in Plymouth, Indiana, Oh
for the stop dropping the last fundraising event for the
fire Department. That's cool, that's nice the Race Theater. Go

(01:33:11):
to Reestheater dot org to find out more information. You'll
also be at the Roxy in Rochester, Michigan on Friday
July eighteenth, Saturday to Twelfth's when you'll be at the
rece Theater in Plymouth. We're going to come back and
find out what's the latest with you and what's happening.
How much the shaving thing is happening, and what parts
of your body are clean? And what's what heard? You
got it? I'm ready for it because you'll notice he's

(01:33:32):
got a shaved head now and he got rid of
the he got rid of the mustache. Did the porn industry?
I love the mustache. Porn industry is great? But okay,
good looking forward to that once again. Dave Dyer is
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Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosmey, I'm chick.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Hello, Tom. We have a special guest. He is comedian
David Dyer. Dave also was a fireman. Yep, and you
said you had a good fourth of July Nose we
got structure fires to deal with major no structure fires.
We had one trash can on fire. Nice, that was it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:34):
That homeowner put that out.

Speaker 9 (01:35:36):
No, well, the homeowner called and said, Hey, my my
trash can at the end of my driveway's on fire.
So we went just with the water can. You pull
out the water can. That's a can job.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
They call a can job. That's a can job.

Speaker 9 (01:35:47):
You pull the water can out and you gotta take
you know, a pick or something. You got to separate
all the trash, make sure nothing else is burning in there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Can chop sounds like something more expensive, something more expensive
in Vegas. I tried to this is and Christy. I
tried to talk Christy into the can. Yeah on our honeymoon. Yeah,
that's going to be at least the diamond watch.

Speaker 13 (01:36:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Well, I don't know. I'm going to try again. Don't
tell her. Okay, bite the pillow, okay, uh da. Dave
Dyer is going to be doing a charity event at
the Reese Theater in Plymouth, Indiana, the Stop, Drop and
Laugh fundraiser for the fire Department. Yeah, that's when Volunteer
Fire Department and everything going. Okay, everything's good with fire. Yeah, okay,

(01:36:36):
I noticed you. You have a different look. Last time
you were here, you had this this huge porno mustache.
He gave you a lot of grief about it. But
you've shaved the head, shaved the stash I have here.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (01:36:46):
Everything is so gray now that the salt and pepper
from the mustache is now mostly salt. And I was
telling Willy earlier. I did an experiment just a few
weeks back. I said to my wife, I'm going to
grow everything out for.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
A month and see what. Oh the beard, the whole deal.

Speaker 9 (01:37:01):
Well not I can't do the beard because of fire,
but I can do the mustache, and I knew the hair.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
Let's see.

Speaker 9 (01:37:05):
I want to see how great it is. I lasted
eight days and I looked ninety three, and so I said,
that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
It's gone.

Speaker 9 (01:37:15):
It's just all gone. We're going Buddhist. Face is clean,
everything's tight. It's the only way I can get by
under sixty. I see looking under sixty now.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Because you're a fireman, obviously you can't have a beard
because you have to wear the face mask yep, our masks.
But you can't have a stash. You can have a.

Speaker 9 (01:37:32):
Mustache as long as it doesn't impede that seal. You've
got to you got it your face mask on your
SCBA self contained breathing apparatus.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
You have to make a seal on your face so
you can breathe, so you can't have a beard.

Speaker 8 (01:37:46):
I say, so, you noticed that he didn't have a mustache.
Did you notice that your son doesn't have his?

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
We had a whole dinner together in Chicago. He gave
me hell about that mustache for months.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
End of the dinner. It was about an hours, lovely dinner.
It was great, thanksgaing out Papao.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
He didn't say that the mustache, and he goes, oh
my god, I am so unobserved entire time.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
He didn't notice. My sister had a nose ring for
two years.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
That was so funny. Tried to you cannot have a
nose ring my daughter. She's I've had this for two years.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Yeah, it's amazing. Sally or Lucy? Who has the nose ring?
Lucy had one. Sally, she'll get one in three weeks.
I'm sure to college. She's eighteen. She's already snuck a tattoo.
I know that she Oh, she snuck a tattoo. Yeah,
coming up tomorrow. I think there's an interesting article about
tattoos and how they're misinterpreted by people. Yeah. And then
the other day at lunch, Finn, who's twelve, goes, now,

(01:38:37):
can I get a tattoo? Daddy? And I said this
she then she actually goes.

Speaker 7 (01:38:42):
She looks at Kelly and she goes, Daddy said, if
I get a tattoo, he's taking me out.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Of the will. I'm still using that line. And I went,
first of all, how do you even know about the will? Well,
Kelly tells you mind your peas and kids. I think
the marked in the Kelen the fact she talked about
the fact that it's it's framed in the hallway when
you walk in. She refers to us when the ship

(01:39:08):
comes in. What she said, sure of course, my god,
it's just you wait and then then finish. Finn once again,
she's twelve years old, and all sincerity goes. Is that true?

Speaker 9 (01:39:24):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Uh yeah, But no, I did not notice wable he'd
gotten rid of the stash. But I think I think
it looks good without the stash. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
I don't know what to do with the person who
refers to us the stash. Yeah, why did you get
rid of it? It was just the classic.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
I was trying to shave and kind of trim it up,
and then you mess up one part and then you
got to try to even it out there.

Speaker 9 (01:39:46):
And why I told you, I gave you some advice.
You never trim the mustache with anything electrical, Dave.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
I had this issors and I just didn't use one
of those things where I was like, no, I can
get this real.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
It was like, it's eleven PM. I shouldn't even have
been doing it.

Speaker 9 (01:39:58):
I gouged my countless times, jerking my head with an
electric grazer, and what's that in?

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
Just a big gougeis the next thing?

Speaker 9 (01:40:05):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
You got the yes, that's it out now you can't
do you can't tell you. And I was like two things,
two things. One, I sent a picture of the square
toilet in my hotel room. I sent it to Jason,
so you can get that posted on our social media.
There you go, look, Wendy Hamburger, that's that's the toilet

(01:40:29):
in the hotel. You know what, Now I feel like
I have to go and I want to try it. Yeah,
uh yeah, that weird. It's like a minecraft again. I
think it's what's the old architectural forum follows function in
this case, it's just no. Was it comfortable? I think
I sat on it once. I saved most of my
activity for the airplane ride home. Unfortunately, that's nice. I

(01:40:50):
almost got sucked into the toilet when it's flushed itself
with me sitting there. Uh boy, that's an unnatural enema. Uh.
But part two, I texted Chick from the air because
I saw something that was so amazing I could not
get a picture of it. A guy walked by me
at the air Oh yeah, you said this, and you
did I did not see. Yeah you didn't say I'm

(01:41:10):
not kidding. He had a Hitler mustache and he was
wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Speaker 9 (01:41:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
Oh, I mean he had the classic look at I
mean this nazis need vacation too, who has alretty? Sure
the weather's nice in Argentina at this time of year.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Sure, Yeah, he's on vacation. I looked at. I mean,
isn't that is That's sort of the one thing that
is really should never come back. That Hawaiian shirts or
that mustache. Both.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
Yeah, they try to balance each other out, though. I
think that if you have that, if you have the mustache,
and you have the Hawaiian shirts, go hey, by the way,
I have this. It's not for the big reason. I'm
taking the week off from hating him. I know I can't,
but I'm on vacation. Their shirt says open minded.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
But I as soon as I saw it, I I
wanted to double back and get a picture of the
guy somehow.

Speaker 7 (01:42:02):
Yeah, but the mustache just mass murderer. The Hawaiian shirt says, yeah,
chill last.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Yeah, we're going to play some Jimmy Buffett. So yeah,
who are these people? Yeah, I mean, come on, Okay,
I'm sorry, I'm getting off track here. Let's start chaplain
was first though, right he had the mustage? Yeah? Yeah,
I thought that he did it for the Great Dictator
to make fun of him. No, he had was it
wasn't that called? Was that called the toothbrush? In my right? Yeah?

(01:42:30):
I think it is.

Speaker 7 (01:42:30):
Yep, Yep, you're right as opposed. But still, I mean,
there are certain things that you just don't want ever
to come back.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
I must have a really cool haircut, kind of short
on the sides, little fade, and then Kim Jong un
just ripped it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Yeah, I can't have it anymore. And your dad that
a good look. Well, let's talk to mister David DIYer, yes, fireman, comedian,
and let's see married guy got married guy to adult
daughters that I have two daughters. Yep, yep, we're still
married thirty two years now, thirty two years. You couldn't
get out of it.

Speaker 9 (01:43:00):
I know, I know it's very expensive to get out
of it. I love my wife. I love my wife.
But you ever see these people. I saw a guy
on TV that people get so intense and dramatic about
their marriage. This guy's like, listen, I love my wife,
so I hope I go first. I hope I go first.
You know, I can't imagine being on this planet for

(01:43:21):
a minute without her. And I'm like, not me, man, again,
I don't want to go first. I love my wife.
I love my wife. I do not want my wife
to die. But if she does, there's a whole lot
of stuff I get to do again. She hates roller coasters.

(01:43:44):
I will be leaving the funeral and driving straight to
Cedar Point if anybody wants to go. I'm getting sausage
on my pizza again, and I'm wearing my crocs and
my bibs and public.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Janice should have taken better care of yourself. Honey.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
I think that guy with the Hitler mustache of the
Hawaiian shirt, I don't think he's evil. I think that
he's just freshly divorced and he has some opportunities. Always
wanted this, always wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
See Aloha baby, get sausage on my pizza, getting sausage
on my pizza game. Okay, a whole lot of possibilities.
Have you thought about the if you thought about the
what you're gonna say at the funeral? Is that? What
about Janice will step in? I've already said everything at

(01:44:34):
least that. Yeah, just go to the act. Maybe maybe
take your act and have chat g T P right
a quick summary? Yeah? What did I say?

Speaker 9 (01:44:43):
G T?

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Sorry? That's a grands am right. If you're just joining us, hello,
thanks for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly auto
parts too. Is this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Let's see, there's a there's Willie, there's comedian Dave dire
Chick McGee, Pat Gott and we haven't heard a song
from yet, and Christie Lee is at the a Bob
and Tom. I could do a tribute to Dave. Okay, yeah,

(01:45:05):
Dave Dyer.

Speaker 10 (01:45:06):
Yeah, Well, like a Springsteen's draft of nobody ever seen
Buy One Fire.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
It would be perfect. You're a fireman, You're you're firefighters,
the first draft that's sure to be great.

Speaker 10 (01:45:20):
Reagan believes after school burning in a pile with diesel fuel.

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
No flame was getting her. I'm on fire. WHI left alone?
Think I'll make chicken. Well she's not home. Oh no,

(01:45:47):
I spilled the fry. The house is on fire.

Speaker 9 (01:45:58):
I got a story about something like that. It's gonna
tell him, sir, yep, we had. You know, there's a
in the township I live, and there's a pretty strict
ordinance about being able to burn stuff on your property.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
Hear here it is.

Speaker 9 (01:46:09):
Now take this down, patty. You have to be one
hundred feet away from your own structure. First of all,
this is just to get a permit to be able
to burn on your property. You got to be one
hundred feet away from your own structure. With some kind
of form of extinguishment, whether it's an extinguisher or garden
knows whatever. You got to be three hundred feet from
the road. You got to be five hundred feet from
a structure owned by somebody else. And we got a

(01:46:30):
call about ten thirty at night in this neighborhood. This
guy was burning a bunch of stuff in his backyard
and these neighbors all around him were just furious and
they're like, he's burning stuff. So we go there and
he saw us go down the street. He saw us coming,
so he put it out with a hose and everything.
And I come in the backyard and the guy goes uh.
I said, hey, were you burning stuff back here? Meanwhile,

(01:46:50):
there's a pile of stuff that's smoking, And I said,
we're burning stuff back here, and he's sweating profusely, goes no,
I was just a little thing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:59):
I just put it out. He's all out of breath.
He said, why are you sweating so much? He goes,
I got bronchitis. I'm like, I don't think that's a
symptom coughing. So I said, man, you got to put
this out, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:47:11):
I told him the whole parameters and everything like that,
but he just he and he had like it almost
looked like he was playing the part Dick Van Dyke
plays in Mary Pipe. There's there's charge stuff all over
his face, I said, man, you got you got charged
stuff all over your face?

Speaker 10 (01:47:24):
Do I.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
I'm like, yeah, you do. So he can't do it anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:47:27):
Now I can't write him a citation. But if they
do it again, then we can call the Sheriff's department.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
Then they can do so. You can't have a bonfire
in your backyard.

Speaker 9 (01:47:35):
No, well no, you can have there's like a there's
there's a measurement. It's got to be like eighteen inches high.
You can have like a fire pit, like a recreational
fire pit. But you just burn a big pile of brush. No,
you got to get a permit for that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Okay, So good to know. Yeah, thank you very much.
Dave Dire a fireman slash comedian And once again, Dave's
doing a charity gig for the Reese Reese Theater in Plymouth,
Indiana to raise money. Stop dropping laugh. That's the one
with peanut butter in the inside. It's gonna be this Saturday.
I'll tell you. Well, that's great, now, Christy, what's coming

(01:48:08):
up in the world of news? Coming up?

Speaker 8 (01:48:10):
We have a lot of music news. We have Ozzy
Osbourne in the news. We have Oasis in the news.
We have a chucky cheese story, that's very interesting. And
Pope Leo's boyhood home is back in the news. We
have an update on that.

Speaker 7 (01:48:23):
You know, they sell beer a chucky cheese, but you
can only get two at a time. I know, I hope,
so no matter how much you argue with him, they'll
only give you two at a time.

Speaker 8 (01:48:33):
And speaking of cheese, does cheese give you nightmares? We'll
talk about that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
That's interesting. We'll look forward to that story and more
coming up from the o'rally Auto Parks Studios, The Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 13 (01:48:49):
Hey, thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show
this morning. Get a look at today's show on our
YouTube channel.

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
Coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:49:00):
To The Bob and Tom Show, Christy, Pat would you
care to share your conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:49:07):
We're gonna be very close in Florida at the same
time next week. I had no idea girls are having
issues this morning. He wants me to take him to dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
Here's the thing I can pay for himself. Nobody nobody goes.
Nobody goes. I'm going to bet my teenage son, I'm
going to be in Orlando nothing to do there? Are
you kidding? You've got the universal studios Disney World in

(01:49:36):
a nigh school hotel room in a pool and him
on his iPad. That's what Christie, honey, this is Andy.

Speaker 6 (01:49:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:42):
Well we're in Florida. If you feel the need to
go out with your friend Pat for.

Speaker 7 (01:49:46):
Six seven weeks, absolutely, that's absolutely fine with me.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
You can find something to do all fun.

Speaker 8 (01:49:54):
I'll struggle that I do have a girlfriend in that
same city, super hot.

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
Okay, we don't know you're trying to fix Pat up. No, no,
I could see her.

Speaker 14 (01:50:05):
And still hey, hey behind me, not to give you
the nuclear coach did not pick up on that, and
then announced it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
We need to have like a sign in here. It's
those signs, mister Dyer. You work at yours a f
you're a fireman. You know you walk into a business
that it'll say it's been three hundred and seventy six
days since our last accident.

Speaker 5 (01:50:23):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:50:24):
I don't need to walk in here and know if
Patt has seen his girlfriend or not. So I walk
into some kind of indication either made hours the sign.
The sign would not help you at all. Oh, I
know what you mean, though, Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
Every day is and there complain and I turned my
phone off. What actually, this is actually she's listening. This
is actually, this is actually pretty funny. My sister Jan
who knows Pat and and Andrew. We went up to
see him in in Faversham in England. And how about

(01:50:59):
Andy and and I don't want to get confused with
Christie's Andy in any event, him She was asking how
you were doing, and then she said is he seeing someone?
And Kelly said, oh, Pat has a lovely girlfriend. Oh well,
I do well now. Then then she said, but he's
not allowed at our house because his son broke my

(01:51:21):
favorite lamp. That's true.

Speaker 10 (01:51:25):
He was five, like your kids, never broke anything. He
ruined the whole basement with his ass. I remember, Pat,
I'm barely loud in the house either. So me and
you were on the same list.

Speaker 3 (01:51:34):
Pal, I got to send an email three weeks ahead
of time, get it approved, go to a notary.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
It's now to be fair. To be fair here, if
we had a thing indicating what your girlfriend's status was,
and we could also have a thing about chick's mood,
so you could walk in. This is what he does
and then he gaslights us into thinking that way, why
do you think that I'm let's get back to our

(01:52:00):
gist Joey.

Speaker 9 (01:52:00):
Oh. First of all, it was so will. He takes
me to this place for dinner in Chicago. Yeah, Club Lucky,
Good Pasta.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
And many goes. He goes see that that table over there,
I think those guys are all made men. I took
one look and went, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:52:16):
I walked broom and made guy. It felt like that
scene in Goodfellas where they're walking through the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
It was just crazy. There was just too many Italians,
is all I got to say. Did you go to
the bathroom and there was a gun taped up? No,
it was just cool.

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
There was just red wine flow and there was calamari
all around. I felt like I was in the way,
like this big Irish weirdo, big Irish English.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
Yeah, it was. It was cool in there, man. I
loved it up there. Good food was great. Now we
have to talk to our guest, mister Dyert. I'm trying
to think of it. And don't tell me you were
involved in some weird cult like exercise thing. Wait a minute,
don't tell me weird cult like exercise. It involves throwing
tires around. I CrossFit.

Speaker 9 (01:52:58):
Okay, well I have not been since the pandemic. Oh,
but I still work out quite a bit great, and
I did a couple of years ago. I did a
program I don't know if anybody's heard of it called
seventy five hards.

Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
Yes you what I were talking about?

Speaker 9 (01:53:10):
Yeah, okay, So here's what it is. For seventy five days.
You have to pick some kind of a meal plan, mature.
They don't care what it is. But no cheat days.
For seventy five days. Two workouts a day, forty five minutes,
each of which one of them has to be outside.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (01:53:24):
You take a progress picture of yourself, You read ten
pages of a book, You drink a gallon of water
and no alcohol for seventy five days.

Speaker 2 (01:53:31):
Oh what, Yes, and let me tell you something. Let
me tell you something. Fat.

Speaker 9 (01:53:34):
If you stick to this thing and you don't stray,
at the end of those seventy five days, you will
have throngs of people letting you know what a miserable
piece of crap you've been.

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
For the last two and a half months. Dave, you
look great. Have a beer. People say things like, we
like fat day of a whole lot better. That's funny.

Speaker 9 (01:53:54):
But here's the thing about the fitness stuff. There's days
you know now at the age of fifty six, there's
days you go into the gym. I just I don't
even want to be here. I don't even know if
it's worth it. It just and those are the days
that I think about my Aunt Helen, because my Aunt
Helen smoked two packs of Viceroy cigarettes to day, nice,
drank a bottle of gin by six pm. Oh, and

(01:54:14):
still live to be eighty nine years old.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:54:17):
Now, let's say conservatively Aunt Helen started smoking at the
age of twenty. That's sixty nine years of two packs
a day. That is one million, seven four hundred cigarettes.
Now you factor in they say that every cigarette takes
eleven minutes off your life.

Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
So if you roll that into the mix, oh oh god.
If Aunt Helen had never smoked, she might have lived
to be four hundred and.

Speaker 9 (01:54:42):
Sixty three years old. She would have outlived her pet
Greenland shark.

Speaker 2 (01:54:48):
That's how she was. That was like one of those
essays you heard from that was that's great wow Viceroys.
Yeah wow. I did notice this when I was in
England for the weekend. A lot of smoke. Oh yeah,
outside they're still at it, yeah, all over here. And
and I just read that in Paris. I'm sorry. All

(01:55:08):
over France, I think it was last week or the
week before. It's now illegal to smoke even outside if
there air kids are und so you can't smoke on
a beach. The only exception are outdoor cafes in Paris.
And they said, they said the French are way up
there per capita for adult smokers. Yeah, like China, I
believe is a very strong. Number one, very strong, very strong,

(01:55:32):
but big gap yeah number two. Yeah, but your aunt
would be very comfortable.

Speaker 9 (01:55:35):
Oh yeah, you used there was a standing rule if
you had to get a hold of ant Hellm for something,
don't call after six pm because she was smashed and
she would swear at you and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:55:45):
So so yeah, six pm, that bottle of gin was
gone and she was hammered. The rest that's a lot
of booza bottle. Yeah, eighty nine six. That's a woman
made a kevlar for Goy's sex. Now our guest is
comedian Dave Dyer, and Dave is doing a charity project
at a place called the Rees Theater in Plymouth, Indiana.

(01:56:08):
Coming up, it's the Stop Drop and Laft fundraiser event
for the Fire Department. That's going to be Saturday evening,
July twelfth. Then you'll be at the Roxy Rochester, Michigan, Friday,
July eighteenth. A couple of interesting things going on. They're
time not a check in with Christy Lee at the
Are you still over there? I can see you from here?
She of course?

Speaker 8 (01:56:26):
Now where would I go?

Speaker 2 (01:56:27):
Is it the Silac Insurance news desk?

Speaker 8 (01:56:29):
Well, we've been teasing this, but Chuck E Cheese is
opening a spinoff arcade for adults.

Speaker 2 (01:56:36):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (01:56:37):
The company described the new venture, dubbed Chuck's Arcade, as
a modern day love letter to the games and people
who made Chuck E.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Cheese great.

Speaker 8 (01:56:44):
It will include a mix of nostalgic arcade games like
Donkey Kong and Mortal Kombat, as well as newer titles
like Halo and Connect four Hoops Cool. Each arcade is
overseen by one of the chain's iconic animatronic characters, include
Chuck E Cheese himself. Ten locations are opening at major
malls across the US, with more locations planned. The current

(01:57:07):
locations include Saint Petersburg, Florida, Trumbull, Connecticut, Oklahoma City, and Tulsa, Oklahoma. Victor,
New York, Beford, Georgia, El Paso, Texas, NASA in Salem,
New Hampshire, and Saint Louis, Missouri.

Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
So it's what it's Chucks Cheese, Chuck's Arcade, Oh, Chuck's Arcade. Yeah,
and you're gonna have the big guys walking around in
the suits.

Speaker 3 (01:57:32):
Said.

Speaker 8 (01:57:32):
Animatronic icons will be available, yes, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:57:36):
If they don't they bring back the band that's all
on video now. Yeah, but I love the band, the
Puppet Giant Puppet Band.

Speaker 8 (01:57:43):
Would it be like them playing led Zeppelin or something?

Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
No, you could be more grungy. Yeah with that era. Yeah,
that'll be fun. How does that differ from like Dave
and Busters. I don't think it does. I think it's
pretty similar.

Speaker 7 (01:57:58):
Yeah, well, David Busters, I think has bowling and more
adult games, don't they. I mean have bowling, Chuckie as
they have ski ball. I love playing ski balls.

Speaker 2 (01:58:08):
Yeah, I like that too. Don't you have your own balls? Tom,
I'll bring it ki your own ball. Yeah. They see
him coming there. You don't want to bet with him?
Don't don't do it. It'll be interesting if I'll fly,
I don't know. Yeah, I go sounds like a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:58:20):
Yeah, it's for you. That's I went to an arcade
like a month ago for my little sister's birthday party.
It wasn't It was from my older sister's birthday party.
He turned thirty three. Who played mini golf? No, I'd
probably my little sister with me. We put Connects four hoops.
You shoot into a basketball hoop, you tried to land,
You got to do four in a row.

Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
I don't want to brag you guys. I kicked hearts ass.
She could not keep up with me nine.

Speaker 3 (01:58:43):
She doesn't have the Connect four mindset that I do
or my shot. I got a good follow through on
that thing. I was gonna let her win and I
go know, she's got to win a lesson some days.

Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
Yeah. I do love playing ski ball too. I love it.
I'm not surprised number one game there, yes, not like
and I'll let them all loose and then I'll play
ski ball for an hour.

Speaker 8 (01:59:05):
But have you ever played a video game?

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
Not really, guy for a while, right. I played pac
Man years and years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:59:13):
He was very modest. He was the number two ranked
Miss pac Man player in the Midwestern United States early
in the early days you could memorize the thing. I'm
sure it's much more sophisticated. Danswer is no, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:59:25):
When I was a kid, one time you told me
you were the pac Man King of Harlem. That's a
direct quote from.

Speaker 2 (01:59:29):
You know, Pat pac Man, King of Harbor Springs, Michigan.
There's different. Yes, there's a very big difference between Harbor Springs,
Michigan and Harlem, is there? Yes? Oh yeah, and in
many many ways huge. Yes. If if a Martian came
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(02:01:23):
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Speaker 7 (02:01:43):
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Speaker 2 (02:01:47):
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Speaker 2 (02:02:01):
At O'Riley Auto Parts. I'm chick. Hello, Tom, I have
a question. Yes, we have comedian Dave die are here
with us, and we've been talking to Dave and you
are a professional firefighters as well as a stand up comedian.
We were talking about this Chuck's Arcade. I'm just reading
about it over here. It's the Chuck E Cheese people

(02:02:21):
are gonna come out with. They've got I guess ten
of them set up. It's an adult version of Chuck
E Cheese. I'm trying to figure out if they're going
to bring the band back. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:02:29):
I can't find that.

Speaker 12 (02:02:30):
I just just.

Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
Atronics.

Speaker 8 (02:02:33):
It said iconic animatronic characters to be it, because.

Speaker 2 (02:02:38):
I mean that's a staple. I loved the band and
they got they got rid of.

Speaker 7 (02:02:43):
There is a documentary about how Chunky Cheese and the
all the animatronic characters are still in like some warehouse
in New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (02:02:52):
Did you see did you see that behind the music
about the Chuck E Cheese band? I miss that? Oh yeah,
it was the same thing. Drugs women, you know? Oh yeah,
oh yeah. And then of course I think the guitar
player ran off with the organ player's wife or something.

Speaker 9 (02:03:09):
It was.

Speaker 2 (02:03:09):
It was pretty nice. Forty different drummers. Yeah, I forget
which one munch I think was the one that could
get your pills. Good to know. And I had a
buddy name it was what was it was a jasper
t Jowls. Wasn't that the that was a hound dog? Yeah? Okay, yea,
I have a question. I can't I don't know the

(02:03:31):
answer to this. Was Discovery Zone, the place where you
had the tunnels you climbed in.

Speaker 8 (02:03:36):
Up what I think, so what you're talking about where
they had the big ball pits and then they almost.

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
Like a habit trail set up.

Speaker 9 (02:03:46):
Yeah, yeah, human and every now and then you couldn't
find your kid, and then they'd come through one of
the cubes that had a big window and you're like,
all right, there she is.

Speaker 2 (02:03:53):
I loved that. That was cool. Yep, I got a
little claustrophobic up in there. But what do you think
it would I think you were supposed to be. I
think was the Discovery I supposed to be the kids.

Speaker 9 (02:04:03):
It's like confined spaces training. You went into the tubes,
you confront something's.

Speaker 2 (02:04:09):
Supposed to do that.

Speaker 9 (02:04:10):
You confront some kid and say, buddy, I'm going this way.
There's a weight limit on those tubes. Oh yeah, there,
those joints aren't like welding. You know who wasn't allowed
in the Discovery Zone too?

Speaker 2 (02:04:21):
I know that, b Phill. I'll tell you that. Phil. Okay, Well, no,
it's you're trying to listen every minute or you're lost. Okay. Well,
we're hanging out with a comedian, David Dyer, a professional fireman.
Uh let's see, now what else you do? What else
are you up to? We talked about your wife. She's
doing okay, she's doing good. I'll tell you what she's

(02:04:43):
doing better. Now, let me tell you why you're out
of the town. No, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (02:04:47):
Have you guys noticed the way the algorithm, you know,
affects your life tries to steer in different directions.

Speaker 2 (02:04:52):
There was a short while back where I don't know
where it.

Speaker 9 (02:04:55):
Came from, but anytime I got onto my YouTube page,
my fee was full of hot Colombian women riding horses. Okay,
I will say since then, I've become a very big
fan of that, but I don't know where it came from.
The only thing I can figure out is that the

(02:05:16):
algorithm was taking a look at what I was watching
and said, this guy hasn't touched his wife in agent.
Let's throw some Latina equestrians out there and see what happens.

Speaker 3 (02:05:29):
You can only watch so many motorcycle or their videos
until they recommend another thing.

Speaker 9 (02:05:34):
Now it's worked, I've become much friskier. The problem is
Janis can't figure out why I bought her a saddle
from others town.

Speaker 2 (02:05:45):
I noticed you got the tat. You got the tattoo
there on the left arms. I have nine tattoos. They've
all backfired.

Speaker 9 (02:05:53):
None of them has has meant what it was supposed
to do this one right here is an arrow in
the shaft of the arrow says forward. Now I got
that as a positive message to send to my girls.
I'm like, look at this is the only direction this
family moves in.

Speaker 2 (02:06:07):
We only go forward.

Speaker 9 (02:06:08):
Since getting this, my oldest daughters moved back home twice.
So I'm gonna get one over here for the next
time that says reverse.

Speaker 2 (02:06:21):
Yeah, I I'll have to find it. There's a tattoos
story I was reading on the plane about tattoos sending
the wrong message people are, now I these guys. This
bothers everybody. I will ask people if their tattoos all
the time. Yeah, I'll say, that's cool. What does that mean?

Speaker 13 (02:06:35):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:06:36):
What's the uh? You know, what was the idea behind that?
And sometimes they've got great stories. Sometimes while I was
at the mall and everybody else was getting a daisy
or whatever and there's no meaning to it. But I
like the ones that have some kind of profound meaning.

Speaker 9 (02:06:49):
I have one on my right shoulder which is from
a Picasso sketch called the Matador, and it's there's a
few different versions of it, and there's one where the
Matador is putting. I think they're called the Piccadills or
whatever in the in the shoulders and the whole reason
I got it. This is how deep I was at
this point. I got it because I thought, you know,
stand up comedy, it's like bullfighting, you know, I'm like
fighting the crowd, you know. Yeah, and every now and

(02:07:10):
then you got to stab them.

Speaker 13 (02:07:11):
You gotta.

Speaker 9 (02:07:13):
And then you get to a point where realize, well,
you're never gonna get everybody, you know, it's just not
everybody's gonna like you.

Speaker 2 (02:07:18):
So this tattoo means absolutely nothing.

Speaker 7 (02:07:20):
Now Jick's got some nice tattos. No, No, I hate
people with tattoos. I think it's I think it's filthy.
I think it's a bad habit.

Speaker 2 (02:07:29):
I don't know why. Yeah I do. I think I
have nine. Do you officially have the uh new team? No,
I will not. You're not gonna put the Commanders on there.

Speaker 7 (02:07:39):
I might get a w but I no, I don't
think I will actually Washington. No, it's the Washington football team. Okay,
it's as far as I'm going. We had this story
earlier in the year. The tramp Stamps are making a
comeback in.

Speaker 2 (02:07:52):
That nice are they?

Speaker 10 (02:07:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:07:53):
Tom would you get a tramp stamp?

Speaker 8 (02:07:55):
Please?

Speaker 7 (02:07:56):
Can't we have it like photoshop to make it look
like you've got a tramp stamp like a long like
a long horn steer.

Speaker 2 (02:08:02):
With the emerging emerging from the gluteal cleft, if you know,
from a long horn of one over each ask cheek.

Speaker 3 (02:08:11):
Because the thing is, though he's so pretentious, he would
get a tram stamp of like Ernest Hemingway or something.

Speaker 2 (02:08:16):
Well, he wouldn't get a cool we a movable feast.
He didn't say ass crack, he said gloo cliff. I
could go to do the classic put a T on
one butt cheek and an M on the other, bend
over and spell tom ah. You know what that tells me.

(02:08:36):
You've thought about this, You've spent energy. According to Ms.
Melissa Martel, a Cleveland, Ohio based tattoo artist, the tramp
stamp is making a comeback cool. It says, the so
called lower back tattoos the tramp stamp, popular in the nineties,
are having a quote renaissance. War of her clients are

(02:08:58):
requesting this young women looking to embrace the once controversial moniker.
But what do you think the butt hat? I think
it makes kind of a statement. How is the asscap's
I'm easy, go for it now what it says, Well,
that's what it means. Well, what do you think if

(02:09:18):
you see somebody with a tramp stamp and they smoked cigarettes?
Oh you're you're.

Speaker 7 (02:09:25):
You've got a good chance. Yeah, she's probably carrying condoms.
Oh yeah, my gosh, you heard nickname since the whole team.

Speaker 2 (02:09:36):
Speaking of the butt, Yeah, talk to me.

Speaker 8 (02:09:39):
Doctors in Vietnam say they removed a live eel from
a man's abdomen. The thirty four year old was admitted
to the High District Medical Center with Hospital with severe
abdominal cramps. An X ray revealed a foreign body and
his abdomen.

Speaker 2 (02:09:57):
You spicy food for lunch? Well I should an in
my ass. Thing about these stories is that these people
never admit it. No, the doctors have to get surprised.
It's a million one shot. Doc, I fell on an eel. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:10:11):
He also had an intestinal perforation and periotnitis.

Speaker 2 (02:10:15):
Oh yeah, Well the eel doesn't want to go in there,
that's going to start biting.

Speaker 8 (02:10:19):
Yes, operated on the patient and discovered, subsequently and removed
the four foot long eel, not foot long eel. Sorry,
The patient, stabilized after surgery, could not provide, as Tom said,
a clear answer as to how the eel wound up
and his abdomen.

Speaker 2 (02:10:35):
I do anything to hear him say, you got me, physician.

Speaker 8 (02:10:39):
Suspect the animal crawled from the man's anus to his colon,
bit through the intestine and huntered as abdomen.

Speaker 2 (02:10:46):
And it's kind of a one way road down there. Yeah, right,
I want to go rough.

Speaker 8 (02:10:51):
Gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:10:52):
And so we had a similar story. So I went
back to look at that one. And in that case,
it apparently is a there was a thing in that
culture that here's the headline. Man puts eel and butt
to relieve constipation.

Speaker 8 (02:11:09):
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (02:11:11):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:11:11):
And apparently this is a what you like, an old,
old remedy. Thousands of years they've been doing it, an
old wives tale, I guess. But yeah, and I'm not kidding.
Were you a friend? Who heal? I'm a sorry, thank you?
We had a jump in the gun.

Speaker 7 (02:11:29):
Then wait a second, can you introduce yourself to our guest,
Dame Dian correct?

Speaker 10 (02:11:34):
What do you?

Speaker 2 (02:11:35):
I thought my recording was off? Who are you, buddy? Oh,
I'm Luigi accusatre my girlfriend ganis statutre. She is asleeping
it off bot boom. Anyway, let's think about this is
eleventh grade for Gina going, well, she's in the car. Okay,
so the guy's got The guy has this eel in

(02:12:00):
site his intestines. It's disgusting.

Speaker 5 (02:12:02):
One than starts to squeal when they found a big eel,
that's I'm on, How could he not a feel a
live swimming eel?

Speaker 2 (02:12:14):
That's I'm on? Did he fish through and it grew?
Could not poke through all? There wasn't gone.

Speaker 5 (02:12:24):
Patients say it came up the other way and he's
sticking to his start.

Speaker 2 (02:12:31):
Don't tell anybody. And here's another one. This is from
the Straits Times S T R A I T S.
I'm not sure which straits. These are not the macanae
straight SOMETHINGK of Michigan, I'm sure. A thirty year old
man from the country of India U an Indian national.

(02:12:53):
It says it was hospitalized for severe abdominal pain. He
inserted a large eel into his anus during emergency surgery
that discovered a twenty six inch long eel had bitten
through his rectum and colon to get to the abdominal cavity.
Doctors also extracted a lemon at the same time. Put

(02:13:15):
some lemon on that eel. It's pretty good, I think, yeah,
I think everyone knows. What do you call that? Not
a spritz? What's that little peel of an eel? Of
a a zest? Yes, you want to put a little
zest when you cram an eel. Wow, when life gives
you lemons, shove them somewhere. It's just bizarre. But apparently
this and this this says doctors think that some young

(02:13:39):
men have a tendency to do this for unusual sensations,
using sex toys. Unusual and also also also an old
wives tale about clearing up constipation. We had a friend
who used hot dogs that was for hemorrhoids cure or
help hemorrhoid. Well, it's kind of the same help avenue. Yeah,

(02:14:04):
and he swore by it. His doctor would have him
place frozen hot dogs in that area. Then he would
clearly mark them when he put them in the refrigerator
back in the which for what purpose. It's like, I
have at my house the peanut butter for the dogs
very clearly marked. That could be a problem. Oh well,

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Speaker 7 (02:16:55):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobby Tom Show. Christy Lee
if the Silac Insurance News. Hi, there's Pat god.

Speaker 2 (02:17:02):
Hell, Willie Griswald's man.

Speaker 7 (02:17:04):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios on chick Mgee
stretching it out.

Speaker 2 (02:17:08):
He's Cosmy's here and also Tom. We have a special guess.
Batman is comedian Dave Dyer. David is also a firefighter,
a professional firefighter. And I know you're doing a special
benefit project coming up to benefit the firehouse and the
folks at in Plymouth, Indiana at the Reese Theater. Coming up?

(02:17:30):
Is that that's this Saturday? Saturday? Yeah, wow, that'll be
great looking forward to show. Now, what else is going
on in your life? Do you uh now when you're
at when you're at the firehouse, obviously there's downtime, right sure? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:17:44):
Do you cook a little bit there's just we're very
small fire departments, so there's just two of us on
duty all the time. We have paid on calls who
come to the scene and everything like that. So there's
just two of us at the firehouse. So it's a
lot of microwave meals, you know that froze and pieces.

Speaker 2 (02:18:00):
I know, I just killed it for you.

Speaker 9 (02:18:02):
I'm sorry, you don't listen, Okay, I'll lie to you.
We make We had ribs, we got a whole spread.
There's tons of food left over because there's only two
of us.

Speaker 2 (02:18:11):
But we may But I mean, wouldn't you have time
to learn how to be a really good cook? Yeah? Well,
or trained to save lives. So that's the other guy
your time, the stripper pole. No, we don't.

Speaker 9 (02:18:21):
They don't allow that anymore, well, at least on new
fire stations.

Speaker 2 (02:18:25):
They don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:18:25):
Osha, I think came down and no more poles. No
more poles, I don't think, because uh, you can get hurt.

Speaker 2 (02:18:31):
For gosh sake, A chick and I have both gone
down a fire pole. Yeah, there's a firehouse not too
far from here. We were able to go down there.

Speaker 9 (02:18:38):
Yeah, well, the existing ones they still use. But I
don't think and and someone can correct me if they want.
I don't think OSHA allows you to put new ones in.
If you're building a new you can hurt.

Speaker 2 (02:18:46):
An ankle running downstairs. Sure you can come on. I
think it was the fact that the guy above you
with all the equipment on, is going to land on
your head, right, Yeah, squish you, there's no it's a
squish factor that we're talking.

Speaker 7 (02:18:58):
Do you want to talk to Do you want to
say hi to the other fireman that's with you all
the time? Or is it just one guy or just
one guy?

Speaker 2 (02:19:06):
Well?

Speaker 9 (02:19:06):
I could get into the weeds during the day. Our
chief is there, so it's me and the chief respond
then he goes home for thirty one of our paid
on calls could be dereck.

Speaker 2 (02:19:15):
It could be it was the most fun. I have
a question. Fun. They're all fun. Do you have a
matching tattoo to any of them?

Speaker 1 (02:19:23):
No?

Speaker 9 (02:19:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:19:23):
Are you the only one that has tattoos?

Speaker 5 (02:19:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
I think a couple other guys have a few tattoos.
No sleeves, None of the guys have sleeves.

Speaker 9 (02:19:31):
That's a commitment. Yeah, that's a lot of commitment. You
mean the money, Oh you mean, I'll go tattoos sleeve
down there. No, we're sleeveless in our shirts. Now we
are going to send some hair.

Speaker 2 (02:19:42):
We work on buys and tries a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:19:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
Yeah. If you have a little gym there, I have.

Speaker 9 (02:19:47):
A few pieces of equipment that I'll I just bring
some stuff in sandbags.

Speaker 2 (02:19:51):
And there's just the two of you there. You go
out to the gym and pump each other. Is that?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, make a little.

Speaker 9 (02:19:58):
Now the guys are not on the department that I
tell you what you're not going to do in your
extra career.

Speaker 2 (02:20:04):
Now, now on the on the calendar, you're telling me
you were posing for this calendar with the firemen from
your district. And you're holding like a coffee cup right
there in front of the action. Sure, the action. It's
a twenty four ounce or two. Oh nice. So it's
just the two of you. You have a whole year
to fill, just the two of you.

Speaker 9 (02:20:20):
Yes, let me tell you. Let me tell you a
little story. This is one of the one of my
truly one of my favorite things about being a firefighters.
In October in Michigan, we go to schools and talk
to the kids about fire safety. And we go through
all the stuff, you know, how to keep themselves safe,
safe in the event. And one of the things we
do is we tell them when they're in the bedroom
a few things. It's very important to keep your door closed,

(02:20:42):
you know, to keep the smoke and the fire out.
And then we tell them to find soft stuff in
their bedroom to put at the bottom of the door
in case your smoke so that that. And then we
also tell them if they can get their window open,
to throw some toys out, because we're always walking around
the structure and if we see toys in the ground,
we're going to know there's somebody up in that room.
And so we go through everything, and we go back
and review and I'm talking to a class of first

(02:21:03):
grade kids. It's one of the best things that's ever
happened in my life. And I'm reviewing the bedroom stuff
and Mike, I said, are we sleeping with our bedroom
doors open and closed closed? What are we putting at
the bottom of the door to keep smoke out? Soft stuff?
I said, what are we throwing out the window toys?
And there's a little kid in the back of the room.
First grader looks at the kid next to him, and

(02:21:24):
he goes, I'm throwing, oh my.

Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
Crap out that window. That right there is your valedictorian,
the smartest in the room. I'm throwing everything. Ye yeah,
that kid's gonna have his own tech company twenty years
from now. Billy Gates, Yeah, oh that's great. Well, we
have Christy Lee at the SIOAC Insurance news desk. What

(02:21:48):
else is there?

Speaker 8 (02:21:48):
We had some big news over the weekend in the
entertainment world. Ozzy Osbourne gave his final live performance at
a hometown show for forty thousand fans. The original lineup
of mister Osborne's band You'll all recall is Black Sabbath
performed at Villa Park Soccer Stadium in their home city
of Birmingham, England, July fifth. The seventy six year old,

(02:22:09):
who's been diagnosed with Parkinson's sang from a black throne
that rose from under the stage. The band ended a
short set with Paranoid, one of its most famous songs.
He was joined for the first time in twenty years
by bandmates Tony Iomi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward.

Speaker 2 (02:22:27):
Wow, all of them the original Sabs.

Speaker 8 (02:22:29):
Yeah, the original Sabsabs.

Speaker 2 (02:22:32):
And he's he has stated that this is his last. Well, yeah,
it was a big deal. That it was a big
deal my short set. How many songs? I got the
set list right here? Oh you do? Yeah? He did
some solo stuff he did I don't know, mister Crowley,
Suicide Solution, Mama, I'm Coming Home, and Crazy Train. That's

(02:22:54):
a good one. Then he went into Warpigs, nib iron
Man and Paranoid.

Speaker 8 (02:23:00):
That's a pretty good set.

Speaker 2 (02:23:06):
Now that was you nailed that. I don't know you
can sing like that. You're right there, I'm in the pocket.

Speaker 15 (02:23:13):
Man, Mama coming home. Miss Mom's not alive right? Oh god, no,
she'd be one hundred ninety. Yeah, well he's coming home
to the big Mama, big moment, big data.

Speaker 9 (02:23:25):
I have.

Speaker 2 (02:23:26):
Apparently a lot of the stuff that was on YouTube
has been pulled. I haven't I tried. I bet they're
going to package it somehow. I don't know. How did
you see any of them? I did not? Okay, yes,
So I don't know if it was any good. So
here's a notice saying of videos pulled down because of
a PPV. What is a pay per view?

Speaker 8 (02:23:47):
Oh, they're going to put it on paper view.

Speaker 3 (02:23:50):
Man, I hate how fast I got that I've spent
a little too much time on only fans, I think, I.

Speaker 2 (02:23:55):
Do you want to see I want to see more
of me. I get the PPP PPV p o V,
which is the pay per view point of view. She's
just right there in the room with me, chick.

Speaker 3 (02:24:05):
That's right, it's good. Time's listening right now. I shouldn't
assily she loves you? Is she live or is that
a I'm sorry, No, yeah, I mean alive. I mean
she live, well she's Oh no, it's not live.

Speaker 2 (02:24:16):
Oh it's a prerecorded, pre recorded What do you like
dead women?

Speaker 9 (02:24:20):
That?

Speaker 2 (02:24:22):
Mister Dave Dyer? I want to play something for you.
Does this give the backstory? Does the whole story? And
there's this is just a phone call, Okay, there's a
story behind this. This may be a little redundant. We
were talking without OSSI has been in the studio with
us a couple of times. But the last time we

(02:24:43):
talked to him it was on the It was on
like a satellite phone thing, so we couldn't see him
and it was extremely difficult to understand him. And uh,
everyone else in the room was laughing. And that's not true.
It was I was crying. I was laughing so hard. Yeah,
I remember Bob. He went. Bob actually ducked down below

(02:25:09):
the desk. There. Couldn't take it because he could not
stop laughing. Because I would ask a question and then
it was just total gibberish and I would pick up.
Sometimes i'd pick up a little bit. But it was
kind of hard to do an interview because there was
no sort of conversational component because I had no idea
what he was, no words, laughing. Oh, so these guys

(02:25:34):
were trying to We were every man for himself is
what we were doing. So we and then I think,
does this explain the whole thing? No, okay, I'll explain it.
And then so Dean took the recording. So all of
the words you hear in the following piece are really
Ozzy Osm. None of that's fake. But the set up,
et cetera is is fake. But the voice of Ozzy

(02:25:57):
is the actual Ozzy Osbourne.

Speaker 7 (02:25:58):
And here we go, ip brought to vizza.

Speaker 14 (02:26:00):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 2 (02:26:01):
Yeah? Just uh uh, I'm in the color. Okay, to
go on, and we just got to them. Yeah, there
you go.

Speaker 8 (02:26:18):
Yeah, that was the interview of all time.

Speaker 2 (02:26:20):
That's a great Mark nailed that. But and then do
you remember the other thing. One time he was here,
I know you'll remember this, and they used to allow
smoking in the studio and Ozzie was smoking cigarettes the
whole time. And when he left, someone came and knocked
in the room said, can I have his ashtray and cigarettes?

Speaker 6 (02:26:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:26:36):
Really? Yeah? Oh yeah, and we gave him to something.
They're probably out there. They're probably on eBay somewhere, yeah,
uh yeah, but yeah he went for the Other thing
that was interesting was, uh, sometimes when you have uh,
let's just say, for example, Dave, you were a big
rock star, okay, and then you do those ident those
identifiers where it's you know, hey, hi, this is Dave

(02:26:56):
Dyer and I love the Bob and Tom show and
you but you hand him a piece of papers, Hey
would you mind reading these? And you plug the show? Uh?
And uh with Ozzie, I went in there and I
forget who the engineer was. Was it you? I remember?
I forget who was recording. They don't let me touch anything.
They're going to have him. I don't. I think it

(02:27:17):
was Premch and of it doesn't matter. But whoever it was,
I hand Ozzie the piece of paper. You know, this
is a born you know, and and his and his road.
Guy goes, this isn't gonna work. He can't really read.
So he goes, uh, he can't really read. He can't
really read. He rocking to read.

Speaker 16 (02:27:36):
Yeah, willis he's got a rock Will he's got a
new children's books Ga and Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:27:48):
Don't get me wrong, Ozzie was really sweet, really nice
guy was and but he so he goes to do
what we had to go. Literally, I'm not kidding. Repeat
after me. Hi, I'm Ozzie as because we probably have
that somewhere. Should I should dig up that tape. I
don't know if it's in there, Jason, all of the listen.

(02:28:09):
Go listen to war Pigs when you drive home. It's
the greatest singing. It is incredible. Let's try to remember
him that way, A bumbling of literate. I don't want
to know what he's doing now. No, just listen to
the music and enjoy it. I do the same thing
with Elton John.

Speaker 7 (02:28:23):
I don't go past Cariboo. Yeah, and Geezer wrote the lyrics. Whatever,
man great. I like the song. I don't care who
wrote it or what equipment they were using or what
the barometric pressure was outside the studio.

Speaker 2 (02:28:34):
I just enjoyed the song and also over.

Speaker 8 (02:28:37):
The weekend, Oasis ended a sixteen year hiatus, now poking
off a reunion tour in Cardiff, Wales.

Speaker 2 (02:28:43):
Got reasonable young men.

Speaker 8 (02:28:47):
Traveled to the Welsh capital from around the world to
witness the band's first performance since it's acrimonious split. In
two thousand and nine, Oasis returned to the stage amid
a deafening roar from a out of over sixty thousand.
They walked up holding hands, which was very sweet.

Speaker 10 (02:29:05):
I saw that.

Speaker 8 (02:29:07):
Yes, I saw a video kick backstage, the kind of
arm in arm.

Speaker 7 (02:29:11):
What would you do if they much like you and
your brothers. They came out on stage just wearing towels
around their neck, totally naked, playing bear man.

Speaker 2 (02:29:19):
Now you got to explain to mister Dyer. Yeah, up
at the cottage, the Northern Michigan, Northern Mission, right there,
right there by five Mile Creek, right on Lake Mission,
right beautiful view of and money. We did not have
a clothes dryer at the time, okay, so you'd hang
stuff up, sure, so we reach issued a towel and

(02:29:40):
then you'd get a close pin with your name on it. Yeah,
and then when you were when you were done swimming,
you'd go outside and you'd hang up your towel. Okay,
So we discovered that if you took your towel and
put it around your neck and put the clothespin here,
you could become a superhero. Because the superhero was bear Man.
I would become bear Man and terrorize my brothers. Gous,
because you were naked.

Speaker 9 (02:30:00):
Is your nake you're upstairs, take your suit off in
your naked were your brother How did you threaten to
terrorize them?

Speaker 2 (02:30:04):
That's what I want to know, because I was actually naked.
I was like a ten year old boy, and they
were significantly older, much more. But you're I'm going bear
Man and diving on them, on them, that's what brothers
do naked. That's not what brothers do, man, brothers. Growing.

Speaker 9 (02:30:17):
I love how you said you were issued a towel,
like you guys were all lined up like Tom, here's
your towel.

Speaker 2 (02:30:22):
No, I was you only got the one is your towe.

Speaker 8 (02:30:28):
You have different colors, like each one of you had
a different colors.

Speaker 2 (02:30:31):
They have a rota on it. I prefer the striped ones,
the the the red, black and white strike grab.

Speaker 12 (02:30:40):
Right.

Speaker 7 (02:30:40):
He was a fat strip you know, there are pictures
of strip. My mustache awful. But Tom weighed like three
four hundred pounds Dot at one point to.

Speaker 2 (02:30:52):
Weight Tom probably two thirty. Maybe that's sixty for me.
He's got chunky man. Chunky Tom ever get chunky photos
that or and he looks chunky.

Speaker 9 (02:31:04):
Okay, but I wasn't bear man then, No, your weapon
was gone this time.

Speaker 8 (02:31:13):
I thought all your brothers were bear man.

Speaker 2 (02:31:16):
Just you. Yeah, that's kind of how you presented, like
all three men. Yeah. See, they were significantly older.

Speaker 14 (02:31:25):
That's why we always thought was creepy, threatened as they
should have. Did they threaten to beat your ass if
you wouldn't stop?

Speaker 2 (02:31:33):
Oh yeah, the greatest beating I ever got in my life.
Did you have brothers? I had three older brothers. I
was a brew. I was a contusion untill they all
moved out. You I can you can prove this when
you go you ever see your brothers? Yeah, okay, here's
what you did say. One of your brothers is having
a major transaction on a toilet. This is crazy as

(02:31:54):
an adult. So he's sitting there and then you walk
in and be but with his legs. Never done that criminal.
I mean, it's so homoerotic and intuous. CPS will be
at the door and so hot. Oh my god, I

(02:32:14):
can't say that, Christy. Has that ever happened to you? No, no,
we had listen to this.

Speaker 9 (02:32:22):
This is the the idiotic design of the upstairs bathroom
that my parents put in at one of our houses.
We had four boys, always playing tricks on each other,
always beating each other up. We had a very long
bathroom and the toilet was at the far end of
the bathroom. So without fail, when the other guy was
doing number two, you unlocked the door and you kept

(02:32:44):
the door.

Speaker 2 (02:32:46):
Open. There's nothing they could do. That's a regular story.

Speaker 10 (02:32:50):
They can't get up that, you're right, is a regular
normal brothers.

Speaker 2 (02:32:55):
And then we went to the bathroom on them there.
All right, it's a little weird at the end, but
not as weird. Is this over simulation over here? We
crazy pranks. We kiss each other on the lips all
the time, just.

Speaker 9 (02:33:07):
Classic boys, no tongues till you're eighteen. Everybody's very strict
every things that camp. Okay, here we go, because as
you know, I had a house built. My friend Mark
built this great house I live in now, and my
only concession the only thing that I got. You know,
I wanted two things. I wanted a round dining room table,

(02:33:29):
didn't get it. And I wanted a urinal. I'd love
a urinal in the home.

Speaker 2 (02:33:35):
I have a love it. My act's not that funny,
so I don't have one. I'd love patio furniture, but
I'm going to talk. Yeah, Okay, Well, time not to
check in with Chick McGee across the way.

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Speaker 2 (02:35:17):
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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy
Lee over there at the Silac It Shurret's News desk. Yep,
there's Pat Godwin. Hey chick, there's Willie Grizswall.

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Speaker 2 (02:35:50):
Here's Tom with our special guest. He is a comedian,
Dave Dyer. David Dyer is going to be at the
Reese Theater R E. E. S in Plymouth, Indiana. It's
a benefits stop drop and laugh. Great name for it.
It's a benefit for the fire department there. Nice fundraiser
and now Dave is in fact a professional firefighter as
well as a comedian. He'll also be that's by the
way that I mentioned this this Saturday. That's this Saturday,

(02:36:12):
and then almost a week later July eighteenth, the Friday,
he'll be at the ROXY in Rochester, Michigan. Great Man. Okay. Now,
ordinarily I forget to do today in history, and I
did today as well. However, I thought, you know today
in history, Tom, we could do it right now. No, well,
I thought we could review some of the stuff we
may have missed over the long weekend, because one of

(02:36:36):
these presents something that I've always found interesting and actually
two things tie together. Does anyone remember the birthday of
Otto Frederick rowed Ter? Anyone? Huh? How do you spell
rotor R O H W E D D E R
he is. He's referenced almost constantly in the world today

(02:37:00):
because a it's his birthday, but b the product that
he invented was first introduced on this date in history,
this date today, in nineteen twenty eight, sliced bread sold
for the first time. WHOA, no, kid, I saw something
interesting about this, But go ahead, no, no, because you

(02:37:23):
still hear that phrase, this is the greatest thing since
sliced bread. And wow, that's that's still a reference floating
around out there. I so congratulations Atto and your brilliant invention.
Before that, I take a knife to a loaf of
bread back in the day. I guess you took an

(02:37:45):
ax and.

Speaker 8 (02:37:47):
I think they had knives.

Speaker 2 (02:37:49):
No, they didn't know knife. Do you want to know?
I actually read a thing about this, and why it
was so hugely helpful.

Speaker 9 (02:37:59):
Is back then families had more kids and it was
very time consuming for whoever was the homemaker, whether it
was the mom or their dad, to make a bunch
of sandwiches and cut stuff off, and the amount of
time that it saved moms getting meals together and stuff
like that was was so.

Speaker 2 (02:38:15):
The spread thing was actually needed. Yeah, well, help ah,
I'll do that. Hey, he saved a lot of dough. Okay,
I have a question here. Ringo Star born in nineteen
forty eighty five. Today, have you ever seen the Mexican

(02:38:39):
cover band that does Beatles songs with the drummer Ringo Star?
Thank god, I didn't laugh. I was tired of the
last one, but I did like that, so I'm sorry
I didn't laugh. Are you doing back then? Is everyone
hearing Dyer and his kiss ass laughing? Is that what
I'm doing? I'm a Ringo fan? Hey me too. Hey,

(02:39:00):
oh hey, I've got blisters on my fingers. In your.

Speaker 3 (02:39:05):
Right, he had deeply inside slightly problematic, but yeah, that's
a reference.

Speaker 2 (02:39:09):
To a famous Ringo statement. I'm a big fan, great drummer.
Does somebody out there to you think of a dog
named Bingos Star. I hope, so can that be a
good dog name. I'd be a good Yeah, Bingos Star.
Call him by his full name at all times.

Speaker 8 (02:39:23):
Hey, Bingo Star, get over here.

Speaker 2 (02:39:24):
Yeah, happy birthday to our good friend, the great comedian
Jim Gaffigan, who has a bunch of kids. He's got
his own bourbon out there. Yeah, he's a terrific actor
and he's on tour here and there. Hope to see
him again. He'll be in our studio, I believe, coming
up in a few months. He's going to be stopping by. No,
here's an interesting one. I did not know this. I

(02:39:48):
did not normally. Yes, I mean, this is truly amazing.
In fourteen fifty six, and the data is important, Joan
of Arc was retried and acquitted. Whoa. Now the problem
with this is yeah, yeah, right, she'd been executed twenty
five years earlier.

Speaker 7 (02:40:07):
Oh yeah, yeah so, and that also invented the word whoopsy.

Speaker 2 (02:40:15):
So she was she was already Joan of Ash, not
of Arc at that point. It was kind of an abstantia,
if you will. Yeah, poor poor thing. And I'm getting
the signal there for Mason. Thank you so much. Dave Dyer,
once again, Dave Dyer a res theater coming up Plymouth, Indiana,

(02:40:36):
July twelfth. That's this Saturday for a nice benefit project.
Congratulations Dave, always a great pleasure. You were very good today.
Thank you, and we are in the Aralioto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Jim Rome takes on sports Why because you're not playing
me with rapid fire? Takes a lot to get to
and I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly,
I don't even care if you like all of it
or not. I have a job to do scorching debates
on any given a week. You have lots to beef about.
Take advantage of it. Get up in here. He's the
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Speaker 2 (02:41:13):
She's not my fault. We will get to all of
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