The BOB & TOM Show - July 9, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show with this in the
studio one of our favorite comedians, guy named Jim gaff Again.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm moving a little slow to this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I have to admit I had a hot pocket for
dinner last night. I've never really eaten a hot pocket,
and then afterwards been I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I hate that.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I was like, I think I'm gonna die. I eat
it or rub it on my face. My back hurts.
Really see the hot pocket on the menu when you
go out to dinner.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Let's see how I will have the caesar salad and
the hot pocket.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Our specials.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
We have a sea bass which is broiled, and we
have a hot pocket, which is cooked in a dirty
mic wood, and that comes with the side of pepto
pocket cold in the middle. It's frozen, but it can
be served boiling. Will it burn my mouth? It'll destroy
your mouth everything. It will taste like rubber for a month.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Hot pocket.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
There's the vegetarian hot pocket for those of us that
don't want to eat meat but still would like diarrhea,
should just come with a roll of toilet paper. Pocket,
the lean pocket. I don't even want to know what's
in there yeas imagine the directions take out a box

(01:41):
placed directly in toilet. Recently they introduced the breakfast hot
pocket finally. Oh yes, I can't think of a better
way to start the day. Good morning, you're about to
call in sick Pucky, taking of a hot pocket for breakfast,

(02:04):
a hot packet for lunch, and be.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Dead by dinner, dead pucket.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
I love that song.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You think they worked hard on that jingle? What do
you got so far? Bill?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Hot poker?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's good?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Not as good as your pie? Men?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
And it's what men? What he said?

Speaker 6 (02:29):
There?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
A men? Hey, welcome, welcome, Hello, I'm the top show,
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hello,
Jeff Oski, Hey, buddy, let's again catch you up. Josh

(02:50):
Arnold quits, say he's cosby?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Hello, Tom Griswold, how are you.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Let's not talk about it. Let's not talk about it.
Remember when Josh said quit? That's right? There is off
into the sunset.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, yas, now, let's see where was I. Oh, I'm
just trying to get organized over there. I know, yeah,
you're organized over there.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'm all all set, including oil wrestling and all sorts
of things over here, oil wrestling and co ed oil wrestling.
We do have some housekeeping from yesterday's show, a listener
email from Michael Dear Bobit Tom Show. Missed the live
version of the show yesterday morning, but I caught up

(03:35):
on the podcast. In the first minute, Tom, the big
proponent of half birthdays, talked about his disdain for Christmas
in July dot dot dot. Reconcile that for me, if
you get that, man, that's very simple, of course. Oh really,

(03:56):
when we talk about our Lord, we don't disrespect I
really have.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I can't reconcile it. I'm sorry, you're right, yeah, I
just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You don't like Christmas?

Speaker 7 (04:07):
And John I don't what age do you stop the
half birthday thing when your sweet little girls forget? Okay,
all right, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
There was a there was a time we did the
quarter birthday.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Oh my god, whoa that is that insane?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
So these are the good old days? Yeah, well, here's
what's what happened. Is very simple. Finn's birthday is exactly
my court. Wait a minute, yeah, my birthday is her
quarter birthday. That's if you're following that. I didn't even figure,
the quarter birthday figure, the half birthday. Well, you go
from she's January twenty second, I'm April twenty second. Okay,

(04:47):
that's all right, any excuse me, But in defense of
mister Jim Gaffigan, I think any excuse for cake, you
can't go wrong.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
I did, forget. My one daughter was born on Christmas,
so we did.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
We used to do a half birthday for her.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, that makes it because.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know Christmas kind of overshadowed her birthday. Is that
June twenty fifth? June twenty five, Jesus is half birthday?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, Oh so it is June twenty fifth. Then I've
never thought of it. Okay, Yeah, I don't know. I
guess anything to get to get the blood flowing in
the world of retail, getting people out there shopping.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Well, it's prime days, that's what's happening.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
You think I've only been getting an email every thirty seconds.
I'm aware of that.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
I've been to my house three times yesterday. I'm not
gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, Well, now we also have a lot of a
lot of mail here at the Bob and Tom radio
program involving automobiles, car names, naming, naming, your cars, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Do you have Amazon?

Speaker 8 (05:47):
Do you ever get that time when you see the
Amazon truck coming down the street and you're like, what
what's she by this time?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Or if it goes by my house, I'm like, wait,
you guys got the wrong.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Hour.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I always think, what did I buy this time?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Christmas?

Speaker 7 (06:06):
I forgot?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I like the thing with it where you get the
picture of your door and the package.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Do you always do you always.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
Say it was great and then compliment them and do
all the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'll tell you what I'm upset about I do. Speaking
of that, my five rating on Uber has dropped to
a four to nine. What this as you talk too much?
Is ra No?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I think I know what drivers are going to put
on your profile. We need some space. Okay, he's talking.
I don't know you can plain that about TSA. I
don't know what it was. Let me tell you something, Tom,
you've done. You've run your trap on this show before,
but you really touched a nerve with this TSA woman
in Philadelphia, people are behind you one hundred and ten percent.

(06:50):
I think you could form some sort of ad hoc
militia and go out there to TSA en mass. I
don't get me wrong, do you make a different People
are working hard, they're doing a great service for the public,
except just saying I got attacked by some woman because
I didn't know how the rules worked.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
And they just changed them. Maybe they changed them because
of you.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
They changed them. Yeah, oh no, yeah again, Here's what happened.
I walked up and she goes, everything has to go
in your suitcase, my cell phone. I don't and then
she goes, that goes in here, and she reaches behind
her and throws down the dirty dog dish that I
didn't see. I hope this is all accurate. This is
very It's wonderful.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
You know, you couldn't take your cell phone through the
security thing, right, Oh, but.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
The usually they have the bins there and you you know,
put them in and yeah for her said, I mean
the way she said it was so I have to
take this my phone and my wallet and my tickets
and put them in my suitcase and then put that
in the It made no sense.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
There's an email from a loyal listener uh subject Tom
is Saving America Tom, ranting about the TSA has reached ears.
It looks like TSA going to remove the shoe removal
policy next to go is that fat bitch and fill it?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, and the shoe all I asked would have How
about some signs?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well, but you said there were signs but you had
trouble seeing them.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, I don't, I don't think. I'm just saying it's
as you know, until tomorrow, until today. I guess at
some airports it was shoes on. It's someone with shoes
and I don't care. I get it. I'm happy to
take my shoes off. Just tell me, just tell me,
tell me what to do. I'm this is where you work.
I don't work here. I don't know where you keep
the dog dishes that I'm supposed to put my phone
in to go through the X ray machine. Well, and then,

(08:34):
and if they were in front of you instead of
behind your gigantic fat ass, maybe I could grab one
and use it. But I'm sorry you were back there
having your fifteenth taco of the hour with your four buddies,
none of whom were working. Oh, sorries and.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
The TSA pre check. There are different rules for that.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
And then you go to Austin or other airports, there's
a thing called clear where you go through and it
takes your retina and you just zip right through.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's all fine. I appreciate the hardworking people at TSA.
Just let us know what to do. Maybe have a
video last time I check. We can get really nice
big video screens for thirty bucks. Put a couple of
them up and as you walk in, go here's how
this works. Have someone who's pleasant.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
By the way, I have a technical question. I'm William
Devane for a psychologist.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Here.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Do you find that when you're on an airplane and
the announcements are being done by a pre recorded voice,
you pay less attention? Yes, because I do too.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
No, No, I think it's I think he's correct when you.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Purposely put my headphones on as soon as soon as
that woman starts talking, and I mean the flight attendant,
I show her that again.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I always again, I respect, but we have to separate you,
chick McGee, from real people. What I'm saying is I
keep it real. I party. Okay, do you see what
I'll talk to you, Jeffrey. You know what I'm saying,
Because when you're on the plane and all of a
sudden this maybe in the case of the one plane
I was on, the screen pops on, and there's this

(10:04):
generic flight attendant.

Speaker 10 (10:05):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I found myself paying less attention when you've got a
live person going Hey, But much like on radio, when
you've got real people as flawed as we are, at
least we're here and we're real as opposed to a
generic that was Van Felgelberg, Right, yacht rock radio, you

(10:26):
don't pay I wonder if there's a psychological component that
where you actually pay attention to a live human being.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
Hopefully you've got that built in respect mode that you've
grown up with that when people are speaking to you,
you look them in the eye and pay attention.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Right, But you see what I'm trying to get Exactly,
are people paying less attention because it's generic and it's yes, yes,
of course. And also the classic joke, and I'm not
the first one to make this observation. I love it
when they tell you about the cushion bill. Your seat
will become a flotation device. Okay, if there's a puddle

(11:00):
between here and where I'm flying, that'll.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Come in hand, right, Okay, Now you're amerking the point.
We hardly ever fly over large bodies, so yes, yes,
all the way. Well, you just did I just did.
That's one thing to know if I'm flying real the Atlantic.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Good to know.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Have you gotten the flight attendant that is working on
his new Type five for the open mic?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Oh yeah, I love that. Oh yeah, that's my favorite.
Some of them are good, most of them are not.
Oh there was a guy in Southwest that he needs
a good ten minutes on stage. He was excellent. Oh yeah,
that for a couple of really good singers too.

Speaker 9 (11:36):
What Yeah, yeah, they say that Virgin Airlines, you know,
for free if you performed never heard the singing what
on Virgin Airlines years ago? If you like sang a
song or two you flew for free?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Stand up?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah? Yeah, did you do that? I never did it,
but people did it.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Probably the last time you were in a Virgin.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Che I. I love you, but I tend to agree
with my friend Tom.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
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If you're heading to the Acropolis today, ain't closed. We'll
find out why.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Hey, the Acropolis's that funny?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, Well, the bathroom there is called the Acropolis. I
don't know if you knew that. It's it's a very classy,
ossy restaurom. We've got snakes in your pants. We've got
a sauna competition in New proncea sauna sauna I used
to have.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I lost them in the divorce. It used to have
in law us that were from Finland and they pronounced
it sauna or sala sauna.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
But in America we pronounce it sauna. And so we'll
give you.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
A most depressed nation on the face of the earth Finland.
Really yeah, look it up. Huh Press.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I thought they were the happiest.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
No, they're the richest. No, no, no, Kia. Yeah, probably
isn't that Nokia Finland. No, they have all the the
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Speaker 1 (16:08):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobbin Top Show.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
What is Wednesday? We got a Wednesday? You know what
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shows on the BBC.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
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Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh yeah, they got funny accent. Sure, but yeah, what
do you think? And now here's more. Robbie Williams.

Speaker 8 (16:32):
I have a little jar of new comeback catch phrases
I'm gonna try that are blind to me? These were
handed to mint. How do they work? It's just I'm
going to try a new phrase every time. You bring
me back.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, He's Cosby. We're hearing the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. Jeff Oske feeling fresh as a daisy,
I'm chick McGee. Hello, Tom, how are you try taking them.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
No, no, no, no, we're just getting to give one to me,
get hand one to me, all right, Okay, do the
introductions again.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
There's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, He's Cosby Jeff Oske. I'm chick. Hello,
Tom Griswold.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Is it hot in here? Or is it just Christie?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
No, thank you? These are like a fortune cookie things. Yeah, now,
what's the fortune cookie rule? You're supposed to add in bed,
in bed, so that would be is it hot in
here or is it just Christie in bed?

Speaker 5 (17:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
On the toilet, I think you're supposed to add what
that's another one, so I would say, is it hot
in here? Or is it just CHRISTI on the toilet? Okay,
that is just now we're going to get sued hot.
When did you that's the new fortune cookie thing?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I heard that in high school we had on the toilet.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
By the way, this is a personal and meaningless I
love fortune cookies.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I know you're delicious.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
You love the taste of them. I like the taste
of them. I like reading the fortune I.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Don't mind tea. They're very good.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Well, you're you're all quite mad.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, you know, if you leave fortune cookies you unwrap
them and leave them on a table in humidity like
ninety degrees. They uh slowly melt and flatten out into
a circle. Did you know that? No?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Really, I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Isn't that interesting?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
What they start as a circle and then they fold
them up and then they harden. I don't know what
they're made of, something vanilla, but I don't care for
the taste of them.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh, I like, well, you're wrong.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
And now I remember we had a new stre about
the profanity laced fortune cookies. Oh yeah, that would be.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
And so help me if someone sends us an email
they say those fortune cookie the fortune is help.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I'm trapped in a fortune cookie.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I'm coming to your home and stealing your car, throwing
it in reverse and backing into your house.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Wow, your lucky numbers sixty nine, four twenty and sixty
sixty six.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
We're talking to you.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
We have tried begging, mister chan it's my old landlord.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Oh wow, don't make it right.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Okay, Hey, Actually we had nicknames for cars.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Story christ Yeah, I got Doug. This is from is
it hot in here? Or is it just Christie on
the toilet?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (19:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (19:31):
This is from Daniel. Daniel says, you guys were discussing
nicknames for cars.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
My brother.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
My truck is affectionately named big Thirsty Bitch due to
her lack of fuel economy.

Speaker 8 (19:44):
I know what truck is driving because I traded.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Myad coristin Payne. He says, she's a big thirsty bit.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I think we've all had that automobile or truck at
some point. I'd never I've.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Managed to dodge the having to have oil on board. Oh,
I have to me to keep putting it into the engine,
as you a couple of my friends did.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
Are you serious you had to put oil in your
engine to drive it?

Speaker 10 (20:07):
Well?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I kept in the back. I had a case of
like six or something. That was the thing that was
a Blazer, But I mean it was it was ancient.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
Is that the one that didn't have a floorboard?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Uh no, no, No, that was a different one. That
was Bob's but no, no, mine was it was. I
just drove it one winter in Harbor Springs and it
got me through it.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
But you end up selling it to a Native America.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
No, that was a different car. Oh that was that
was the Pontiac and that guy the frame had broken
and I said this is for parts only, and three
days later the guy drove by a honked and waved
welded the frame bag together.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
This is from Jenny and Mount Vernon, Washington. This is
kind of free, you bat, you're talking about naming your car.
I had a Volkswagen Jetta that I named Joan Jetta.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's something.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
Yeah, you had two Jettas. That's why I bring that up.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I call it.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I called those ther killers. Now this is on a
similar note. This comes to us from Wow Mowika, Illinois.
M o w e a q u A.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Everybody say Mowka. It might be, it might be Mokua.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I don't know. It's a.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's a.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's a beautiful name, John Wrights. I've had a fair
amount of cars that have had nicknames Big Red, Stinger,
Leduce Killer, Red Tomato. A couple of my service rigs
have had names. My current service van is nicknamed because
it has a diesel engine. It's Van Diesel.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, that goes without saying. I like guys who refer
to their cars as rigs.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Well, this is a he's a professional, A j writes.
My coworker named her truck Floyd in honor of Floyd.
The truck is alive and well and spirit. Thank you
very much. That's sweet. You get another one over there, Christy,
you don't have done with mine.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I don't think I have any more.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
I have a good one. This is from Brian. Dear
Bob and Tom. Josh has already quit. Chick gave up
years ago. Uh Pat is rarely uh medically cleared. Christy's
only there because Andy wants her out of the house. Therefore,
I think it's time for Bob and Tom two point zero,
featuring Tom Balthazar, the fat bitch from A and the

(22:29):
woman from the live show a few months ago that
made Tom go WHOA?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I love Brian?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Remember yeah, oh I remember whoa waked.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Her on the corner.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Remember thirty seconds later the rest of her body came around.
I saw she was a bit big, big upfront. She
was not a member of the and then Baldazzar was
the the guy uh room service.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Last week, Ladies and gentlemen, let's relive Tom's moment of
seeing that woman with who was here it is now.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
We have a two look at this.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Dear God, Dear God, she came around the corner.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
One more time. Here he is we have a two
look at this. This is why Jason, you're supposed to
warn me. O, my god, we have a guest coming on.
By the way, she's all boobs. I do have a

(23:32):
letter about Iowa State Fair Food. Before you get to that.
I do it. I did it, I do Srand new
Fair food from I've got more car names this guy.
This is from James. I kind of like a couple
of these Lucil for his fifty nine Pontiac. Sure yeah,
Ponty act as h as Eric Clapton says it. That

(23:56):
one song I have it in my pontc. You don't
know that clown. Deep cut, oh deep cut, fine piece
of music. I'm sure there'll be some deep cuts on
your forthcoming album.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I've got some killer people playing.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
His twenty eleven ram power Wagon, his Brutus, his his
twenty fourteen Audi is sour Kraut. Come on, you you
gotta love that. I do you could have because you
could have like mini Kroud where you've got that little
Audi tt. Yeah, he's got a Kia sportage called the

(24:38):
Ramen Rocket. And then U I don't get that one.
Oh key Ramen noodles. Leaky Larry it's his one Silverado
oil for that. Yeah, apparently that's the one that that's
the one that needs the one that needs the oil.
Remember leisure Suit, Larry Man.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I love that game. I remember data prostitute, very basic animation.
Oh yeah in the game. No, you didn't have to
go out and take pictures with the.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Rick and Illinois kind enough to write. Our white van
was of course called Vana white. We traded it in
for a new one. The one we got happened to
be blue. So of course now our van is called
Vana blue. That makes my mustang is called the Boss
and the Shelby. Well, yeah, here's an interesting story, perhaps

(25:38):
not to you. So I'm I'm in Mayfair over the weekend.
I was gone and I I tried to get a
picture that had all this in it. I was on
Bond Street in Mayfair and I look and a car
parked there and Aston Martin, Well, the guy who you

(26:03):
met at some yet, the guy that I met at
the what was it Sabriena Carpenter show. Gra He said,
give me a picture of his car, A joy to
meet you and this and he hasn't, Aston Mark, he
may be coming to the Indy five hundred is that right?

Speaker 7 (26:15):
Yeah, stay at your place.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Sure of course you did.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
That's that's the nice thing about your home. You could
have somebody stay over there and never see that.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
That's the beauty of it.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I actually slept in the guest room yesterday. What you
did in the middle and I was exhausted. And I'm
surprised you to sleep in the guest room everage No, no,
in the middle of the day. Okay, the guest room.
I had to.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Let me tell you something. I'm proud of you, mister.
You need to take more naps.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I realized I was not able to function.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
So why didn't you go to your regular bedroom?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Because the bed had been torn apart, torn apart, She's
washed and and stuff. No, just cleaning the bed. And
I said, oh great.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
What's that joke about it having sex with the kangaroo
that moves it? And then he finds a woman finally
and they don't have to move the furniture on the
one side of the room. And looks, lady, if you're
anything like a kangaroo, we need all the room we
can get, or something like that.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
There's probably a joke there somewhere. Maybe we get some
Muy's put that together at home. Someone at all could
that joke out. This is the idea of joke telling. Okay,
so there's a guy, there's a couch. Somebody's gay. The
kangaroo is gay.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Oh, that's the glass of where it goes. We're gonna
play hide and seek.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
If you can't find me, I'll be buying the couch.
It involves an preliction for sodomy.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
You don't have a chair you can sleep in. That
makes me sad.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
No, I don't like sleeping in chairs. I was in
a chair on a on an airplane, uh for two
eight hour stints going there and back, So I don't
I wanted to giving me a heads up. I could
have maybe upgraded you somehow. No, no, no, I know
I had a great time. No American airlines where they
were wonderful. Oh, incredibly comfortable, great stuff. Great people. Couldn't

(28:06):
have been happy. What kind of food did you get?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Did you get?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Done?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Like a bag of nuts?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, I don't like to eat on play.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
You ever see this bag of nuts over here?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
We have? We got a bag of nuts coming up
in the news. We do Oh, I can't wait. We
do really, we have some odd odd stuff going on
out there. There is big tsa news today.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh, I hope it's not from Philly.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
News, from the news from the world of sports.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
What would you do with that lady in Philly that
gave you the hard time got fired somehow and you
heard about it?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Then the world would be better a better place. You
wouldn't offer her a job? God know what if she
got fired because of what you've done and then she
deserves it, don't you want to take a little time
and think that I have.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
To hire her for here?

Speaker 10 (28:47):
Then?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, we're all lost souls and dented cans here. That's right,
we're dented cans.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Oh that's nice to know. No, maybe I am a
dented man coming up at sports.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
We've got Pat's identity, Cande of Guinness, we got fun names,
all the booze out. The Big Dumper from Major League Baseball,
the one of the only big Dumper is going to
be in the home run Derby. W NBA has picked
their all Star teams that'll be in Indianapolis, Indiana, on

(29:22):
the nineteenth, I believe, and uh, let's see uh stories
from all over the world. Brooklyn, Turkey, Spain, asked to
know as Spain. Somewhere in Spain.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Oh, is this an update on the Pamplona thing? Could
be guy got Gord?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh I didn't see that. Yeah, i'll have I'll have
that for you too.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I thought I passed it on to you.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
It was day what was it day two or three
of the running of the bulls?

Speaker 6 (29:53):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
San Faer?

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Mean?

Speaker 2 (29:54):
You know, nothing sand for men. Nothing bleeds like a gorg.
I can tell you that it goring head wound stabbing.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Does not.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I imagine it.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
It would tear some stuff up.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Remember the car, Remember the car? Remember the cartoons where
the where the bull would be going over to a
pencil sharpener. No, no, no, no, it was like he
was he was shooting pool. He was chalking up and
chalking up. Yeah, I imagined if you get Gord. I'm
assuming there's probably some germs as well as uh. I
mean that they don't sterilize those horns before they let

(30:32):
they let them out, do they?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
You're worried about the goring wound? You know bulls Actually
when bulls defecate, they they arrange their poo with their horns.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
All the more reason. I don't know if you knew. Yeah,
I just just say it. If if you get Gord,
I want I want the extra Tetans shot.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
You are the weirdest guy we all know.

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Speaker 2 (33:23):
Hello there, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
That's me on harmonica. Are you ready with your sayings? Everybody?
I'm ready? Okay. There's Christy Lee at the Silak Insurance
news desk.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Saying that's good enough.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
There's Pat Godwin, so you're talking in playing the harmonica.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Hello, same time?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Is that your dos CA.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
You demand chick? He's Cosby's here.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You've got a jar full of sayings says you demand chick.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
They're like one hundred fortune cookie strips of paper there
and he picks one out every time I say okay,
and this one says you demand chick.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
There you go. I thought you had some to Tom. Well,
the one I got to hang on.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Pick a new one, the last one. I you know,
Jeff his hands in that fish bowl tone. I've got
my sanitizer.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Oh this is this is kay, go ahead, introduce me.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
There's Tom Griswold.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Now we're cooking.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh I like that. That's okay.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
It'd be better for Christy though, Introduce Christie. There's Christy Lee.
Now we're cooking. Oh you have to say it. That's
all works? What do you what do you mean this
would be?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
And then you say it?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
No, you introduced her.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
There was no there was no clearer example, every one
for Christie.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
And you don't.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Want any of us here? Why are we all?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I was?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I was acknowledging what I was first pet with the song.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Now cooking the boat?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Sorry, here give this, I can do it. She's gonna
I think she has a memorized Yeah. No, you we
gotta have I think we need to have some we
gotta have some music. Now we're oh my god, what yeah?

(35:28):
So now we're doing the rejoin if you will, getting
back to the now.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Strangled the fun out of this. There we go, Welcome
back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christie Lee
at the Siloc Insurance news desk.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Now, we're cooking. No, no wrong attitude, no kidding, no kidding, Well.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
That was you sounded beaten down.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Yes, well you've ruined the bit. It's all down with this.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
First of all, we're just First of all, it was
Oske's thing, trying to we feel bad for him, trying
to give him something to do. And you go, let
me read one, and now you're it was a funny thing.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Give one.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
It's Jeff's bit.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
So when you introduce Jeff, he has to say, of
them's only Jeff. Okay, go ahead, ladies and gentlemen, let's
do this. You can't believe it. Here he is Pat,
Pat's reaching into Pat Godwin, Pat hold On and mcglass.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Do it again.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
It's Pat Godwin. Daddy's in the house.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Now.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I didn't write it. I didn't write these either.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I like that one. Daddy's in the house now, Yeah,
I like that. Isn't that what you say in the
early stages of Coitus? Are you gonna make Saudi pregnant again? Again?

Speaker 7 (36:58):
I've only done it once out when a woman goes
calls her husband daddy. Yes, yes, I was watching a
movie the other day and the woman goes daddy and
I are on vacation and I.

Speaker 8 (37:10):
Want, I know nothing to ruin a porn for me.
Quicker wore that daddy next video?

Speaker 2 (37:21):
What about Tom? You probably had this. A woman looks
up at you during those those times and you put
a baby in me.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
No, they don't ask. Uh, let's just stop. It's just
don't ask. We're gonna move forward here. I like this
intro thing. I'm the new.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I know you are. Okay, You're gonna find your own,
aren't you.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
No.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I actually had prepared some uh intros for because we
haven't done one for you me and I wrote.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
A couple of them.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Get ready you want to hear one more than anything. Okay,
So you've just finished introing us, yes, huh, and explain
that to us. How we're talking on the microphone. You
got as you got, you got Christy, you got okay, okay.
And then but I'm chick McGee. Okay, he's Chick McGee,
occupying the airwaves since the dark days of the seventies
and somehow still refusing to wear pants.

Speaker 7 (38:20):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, but it's for me and you were you once again?
You you read it. That's just I wrote it right
over here. What what your what year? Did you go
on the airway?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Jason wrote these and gave him to Oscar.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
This is how it works.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
What year did you go in the air huh?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Sev seventy six.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
I'm saying you're not right.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, but doesn't that doesn't that give it a certain loftiness?
The chicks been on the air for fifty years. I've
backed my way into everything. No, let's not let's not
dwell okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 7 (38:55):
That he doesn't wear pants?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
That is the pants I wear pants is often, as
I can, Okay, most often sweatpants. Where I don't understand
why you don't like sweatpants, because it is who is it?
The defines failure?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Is that what you say? Just yes, the world you've
given it.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Griffin failure slacks. Believe us what he calls.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
No place to put your wallet, it's going to fall out.
You have pockets, They have nice pockets, and now some
of them have zippers. Okay, great, but do you have
what Jeff give him the fish bowl?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Okay, so we'll cut you out of it. Tom has
all the same. Now no, no, no, Now you're happy,
and now you can monogog this bit.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
It's it's the Tom.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
We all know, uh, and start to start.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
The WOS president when you went on the air for
the first.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Time seventy six, drill Ford, I guess I don't know
who Carter Carter, Carter was going to be elected. I
went on in October, So okay, Carter was being elected
in Gerald for everything, Yeah, Ford, and there was no deal.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
When ladies and gentlemen at the sports desk, Chick McGhee,
a man who's been on the air since Gerald Ford
was president.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Who's been Carter, Reagan, Bush.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Obama, Obama. We're figuring somebody in here.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Uh, Trump, Trump, Biden.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
There you go. You've been on the air a long
long time.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
A long time parking cars for all the on air
personalities I'm doing. So what's happening at the sports deck? Well,
that's a great question. Uh, we'll come back with Wimbledon
up there.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
So you're saying all we got was the intros.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, because you know why, because you took it over
and started ex over explaining everything. And this is where
we've arrived at.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I think we had to explain that.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
You don't think we had to explain it. It was
a fun thing that happened spontaneously. Then you said, I'll
take care of this fun. Do you remind me of
one of the when I was sitting down on a
Saturday college football Saturday afternoon and my nice recliner and
my big basement and I'm watching TV and one of

(41:10):
them show come to Well, you look like you're having
a nice time. I'll put an end of this. Why
don't you get off your ass and go paint carpet something? Now,
pop this roof out. Let's do this.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Okay, when we come back.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yeah, well, if we can get the attitude, rejoin you
as when we come.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Back, all right, we'll be in the Arali Auto Parts
Studios again. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 1 (41:47):
Pay attention, Hey, welcome back to the bobbin Top Show.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. There's
pattin Hello. There, there's Jeff Foske Cosby's here. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Rosque.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Then, no, no, you don't read them for anybody, read
them for yourself.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Okay, I got one. I pulled it out of the chair.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Let somebody else read one for themselves. But go ahead,
we got to introduce me. Here's Tom Griswold.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yea, that's what it says here.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
And just like that, you redeemed it. I got one
for Jeffrey. We'll hand them the bull.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
That's not.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Let it to jeff. I just wrote it down, all right.
Here's Jeff Oscar. He's got a tackle box in one hand,
a son in the other, and has lost his vape pen.
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Sorry, I thought you, Oh what is it?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
You?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
A marijuana cigarette?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
And has lost his joints? You like the what kind
are they? What you call him? When you're at a
state where.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
It's legal Illinois? I like DoBeS.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
We had some funny name for it.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I I don't know what the funny I have no
idea said.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It was like a keifer or something.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
I like a joint that has been rolled, dipped in
hash oil, unrolled in keith.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I guess that's very, very complicated. So that's that that
doesn't involve any vaping or anything. No, you don't there
is by them already made like that. You don't make
a movie. Yeah, isn't there something like Keifer. Is that
like a like a milk or something or some weird
with them in the milk in the milk whiskey. Yeah,
there you go there, uh and we have a chick

(43:43):
McGee over there. How do we describe you? A man
who's been on the radio since Gerald Ford was president.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
From wemblededn uh top seed arena, Sabelenka will face.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Amanda asked a move, She's a ass a mover and
that song She's about a mover?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
No, I don't was that some uh you're off from
t Rex and something?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
It was?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
It was a big hit, She's about a mover?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Was that say? Singing again?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I remember it?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Doug Sam, right, Doug Sam?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yeah, No, Doug Sam in the Playboy band.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
No, Doug Sam.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
She's about She's about or she's about about which? Singing again?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Here we go?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh yeah, we were all singing this back and.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
She's a great song.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
What that organ at the bottom of kill me a honkey?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I think he did?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Oh intro so mister.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Traffic and weather coming up in the text. Wo, I
don't remember this one. Mike's too hot at walking down
the street.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
But fine, I never heard this song before my.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
You don't gotta go see battlemore.

Speaker 13 (45:16):
You don't even know that great organ thank you?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Whoa yeah baby? Oh right from her Charles, Well, do
you remember that song? Nope, you can get to this.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
She's about it. She's about a mover where you.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Were just awfu.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Hang on a second, now I remember it, just to
shut you up.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
She's about to remember.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
I don't remember it.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Admittedly, I hate the distorted mic technique. I despise that.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Wait a minute, they did that on purpose? Oh yeah,
I remember.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Lenny Cravis did that a few years ago. Ruined, Ruined
a good song.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
And he's amazing.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
No, yeah, I like Lenny, but like his penisants. He's
about a grower. Now, so what's the name of this
tennis player?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Top seed Arena Sabolenka will face Amanda ask a Move.
She's about a mova and women's So we've written that
great song from Doug sam s a h M. Very
fine artist, and Carlos escaped from Alcarez. We'll take on
Taylor Fritz and the men Semi. Sabolenka grabbed the last
three games yesterday to overcome one hundred and fourth ranked

(46:33):
Laura Sigmund is that my mother or father? At center court?
Sablenka twice trail by breaking the third.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Let's see Alcaaz easily beat cam Nori in straight sets.
Uh Fritz needed four sets to get past Karen. Catch
a cat?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
No? Novak? Djoko?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Djokovic's yet of COVID. That's unfortunate, boy, that was a
long time. Oh, I can only hope it happens.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Pittsburgh Pirates center fielder O'Neil Cruz. That's two last names.
A form of baseball players has been added to Monday
Nights home run Derby in Hot Lanta. He joins Cal Rawley.
That's right, The Big Dumper Ronald Kunya Junior, Byron Buxton
and James wood Cruse known for his home runs. But

(47:26):
the Big Dumper he's got like thirty four to thirty
five home runs. Man, he's something. You know. Why to
call him the big dumper? Tom?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
I'm assuming he he's.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Got a big butt. Oh okay, remember we had a
picture of him, right and you commented on this butt.
A lot of the baseball players have the oh that's
all right. The body type. All your power comes from
from the buttes where your powers come from the hot
at the Hawks.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Your power comes from your ass.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
That's look in the in the fantasy world where I
have power? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah? Yeah,
from my Hey, the WNBA announced the All Star lineup.
Caitlin Clark chose, of course A Leah Boston and Kelsey
Mitchell of the Fever and the Fijia Collier, the other

(48:14):
captain of chose Brianna Stewart. Clark had the first overall
pick by being number one in the fan vote, and
A Collier and Stewart started the.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Weirdly enough, the Dallas Mavericks got to pick us. Well,
oh yeah, very odd, don't they. I'm not saying that
that's rigged.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
They have some way of knowing who's going to be
picked in the NBA draft, don't hey. Also, last night
WNBA rematch of the last two champions New York beat
Las Vegas eighty seven seventy eight, Washington over Chicago eighty
one seventy nine, and hold on to yourselves, ladies and gentlemen.
Hundreds of Turkish men and boys took part in what's

(48:54):
called kirk Pinar Oil Wrestling Championship. This is an annual
event held every summer in this lounge of e Derney.
The event is said to date back to the fourteenth
century as a way of keeping the Ottoman Empire's fighting

(49:16):
men ready for battle. Wrestlers cover themselves in olive oil
and try to press their opponents back to the ground
to win the bout them.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
They're covered in olive oil. This is alongside the message
this is what didys defense should have used, alongside baby
oil that Boys as young as eleven also take part
in the competition, which is ranked in division based on age,

(49:56):
height and build. This year's contest, the six hundred and
sixty fourth ever, saw a thirty six year old or
in Oakloo when his third men's title. But of course
they tried to hand him the trophy and he kept
kept slipping out of his hand, crashing, crashing to the floor.

(50:17):
Men and boys wrestling, Tom do they wear traditional wrestling togs?
I have no, You mean the singlet? I don't singlet.
I don't know. Okay, I'm gonna try to find a
photograph of this.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I wish you would.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Oh yeah, he's got pants on at least.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Well, thank god. Like, hey, guys, you thought these guys
were naked doing this?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Like a jogger. I bet, I bet at one point
there where everybody was naked during this six hundred and
sixty four years or whatever. Yeah, it looks like they
look kind of like clam diggers, you know those pants
that go just below your knee. Like they they're kind
of a specialized looking trouser.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Really, you gotta have a panton to hyde your erection
hydrir erection.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Sh the look they look like some kind of specialized pant.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
They've got some like wrestling pants.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Are they gathered at the at the ankles? Yeah, I
kind of like those they are. Those are like dream
a genie pants. Yeah, but it.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Just shows these guys covering themselves in oil or hammer
time pants. Yeah, it looks it looks much like a
traditional not professional wrestling, but you know high school and
college wrestling where they're actually wrestling.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Okay, okay, but why the oil?

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:32):
I don't understand the oil either.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I think Turkey is the foremost exporter of olive olive oil. Okay,
on a on a on a case basis, Okay, in
the summer.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
All right, good to know what's coming up in sports.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
We've got the big time sauna competition. Or it's pronounced
in Finland sauna and uh cheese history making cheese. It's
cheese gramet. You know.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Historically there is a famous sauna competition in which one
of the guys died. They had to stop the competition.
He was essentially poached. We'll hear about that when we come.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
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(53:32):
tell you all about it. From the Oralioto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at
the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
So nice to be with you.

Speaker 12 (53:48):
Here.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Jeff, take your jar back the see there you go.
Now when he introduces you, you got to reach in
the jar and pull off. Okay, there's Pad Godwin. Hello,
whatever you say, sir, Pad? Hey, do you know what's happened?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Pat?

Speaker 9 (54:03):
If?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
This started out with Jeff explaining this and doing one
and now somehow Tom's explaining.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, I'm people just joining us. Hello, Jeff osc Yeah
but ever woooo.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
There's Day's cosed me. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios.
Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs.
Get the parts of the service you need fast from
the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm chick.
Hello Tom, Hello chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
And if you could go back to your sports broadcast
story about the Wimbledon Ladies tournament.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
No good phrase.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
There was a oh, I have to have a catchphrase
for me. Well, I think I don't have the jar.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I thought that's what.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
We were Hang on us. Introduce me again.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Go ahead, there's there's Tom Griswold.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Give me a second. Go ahead, Okay, I'm ready to
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
I'm chick and hello Tom rock me.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I'm a dais. I don't know what all right? Okay?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Good upcoming match at Wimbledon, top seed on the lady's
side Arena Sablenka will face Amanda Ava.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
And I said, as a mova, she's about a mova.
And you guys have never heard the song, no, except
that was the Doug som version who was in the
Sir Douglas Quintet and the Sir Douglas Quintet. How many
people in that they were? Actually I think from San Antonio, Texas,
and the joke was that that was the era of
the Beatles, so their producer had them wanted people to

(55:28):
think they were some English band, so even they put
the s on. Yeah yeah, so but this, I believe
is the hit version of the song, the song that
you guys claimed you'd never heard before, claims we're just
messing with the great Organs too loud.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Ready it's got a big, big intro, a really great time.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
You recognize this version? Had you heard this right?

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah, but you heard this? Do you like it?

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
It's okay, I'm all right if my never hear it again. Whoa,
here's the here's the hook?

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Now, she doesn't that go with that lady's name?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
She's asked a white bubble?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Yeah, that's a movie?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
A movie?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Does it? That means she moves during sex? Is that
what they're trying to say? You can just laying there?
The poetic uh, meaning can be vague. Do you ever
have somebody like that she's about a move? I think
she just sounds like she's an active person.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
That kind of like putting in the washing machine.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
That song nineteen sixty five Doug sm and the Sir
Douglas Quintet.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Is it Doug somem or Doug Sam and you're being it?
Is it is? Song?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Okay, nineteen sixty five, number thirteen in the Billboard Hot
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I think Pat might have something. Oh there's a there's
a sequel to that too.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Oh really? Really, she's about a move.

Speaker 9 (57:23):
Eric, Christie lives on a final street.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
She doesn't like a brand new house. No, she's about
to move.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
She's about to again, that's what you say.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Way she looks she loved to move. I hate to move.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I don't think she'll be moving for a while.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
No, no, no, no not What if you're a movement
out of there and I'd.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Put you in? And a mid modern what do they
call it? Are the mid motterers?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
What do they call those? Mid Yeah? Modern?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Yeah, art and crafts midmodern? Those are log cabin with
the on a roll?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Andy, would you like to move somewhere? Would know that
you're married to Christie?

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Tom, I've already moved somewhere. She just doesn't know what yet.
I'm gonna work a lot.

Speaker 7 (58:12):
Mid Century modern is what your mid centry?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah? Those are nice?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
What do you live.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
What's the style of house that you were in traditional tradition?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
You know what style of house we live in?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Loud?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Remember how quiet it used to be? Yeah? I remember.
See I'm talking to myself. What the hell isn't entertaining? Hey,
here's chick with the latest sport ay chick sauna sauna
enthusiasts descended on a New York SPA offer so called
show sauna competition. That's s h o W sauna competition.

(58:49):
According to the post, twelve hundred people swarmed Brooklyn's bathhouse.
But that sounds like everybody writes your own comment at home.
Maybe oil up the ball boys. This was they witnessed
the country's first contest to find the best sauna master.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
So this is like hetero sauna. This is not like
a gay bath house.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
I don't know, okay. The phenomenon of a guided group
sauna experience is that a thing sounds good called off.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Goose a U F G U s s a lot
of goose going on. I'm gonna go here. That's no bill,
it's a dick.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Chick said make your comments at home, remember that earlier.
I don't know if you can say dick.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Those are two names.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
That's not the Bill, that's the Dick.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
There's a guy named Dicken. There there's a guy named Bill. Well, yeah,
but that.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
You said it as a noun.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Ye, you used.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
It to his name. Plusses already can't speak.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
These are often so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
It's good coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
The two day event of Off Goose, a guided group
sauna experience, saw ten sauna masters perform thirteen to fifteen
minute routines with lights, music, dance, marathon, a narration, costumes
and props to tell a story and score point.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
I'm totally confused.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I am going on here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Judges crowned Alonzo Solaronzo bath Houses, first director of Off Goose,
the winner of this very first United States competition.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
It's like you're speaking a different Lengthge.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
It's my understanding if I'm reading this thing that these
guys will you know, do tricks with towels and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
No, no, Tom No, it's lights, music, dance, there's narration
and costumes. Doesn't say anything about just towels or anything
that would already be there in the sauna.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
No, here we go. Competitors were judged on professionality. We
have this professionality A word video of this you have
any video of the sauna competition that maybe we can
Competitors were judged on heat distribution. Here we go. Towel technique.
Towel technique. Well that's not fragrance and storytelling. So I
assume that they're they must be pouring they must be

(01:01:27):
pouring some kind of pot pourri on the steamer thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Well, I don't think you have any choice, but fragrance,
it's all going to be ass right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
I found a video of this whole time, and now
we got.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
To give and sixty three degrees in there. I don't
know how they're moving around.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, they got a big crowd of people watching them. Really,
there's do they have a special sauna made a glass
or something.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
So it's a huge sauna. It's like, I don't know
if you can see this chick, but it's like a
huge sauna. And there's a girl that looks like okay, yeah,
got some kind of a steam that she's playing like
a drum or.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
There's these people are all costumed up. Yet it's a
gigantic sauna. It looks like a nightclub wearing towels.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
What where what.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Sauna is this?

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
Hat?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Okay? And here's a shot of it, Jeffrey. It looks
like the of the stands at at a at a
baseball game. It looks like the bleachers. They've got like
thirty forty people sitting at the picture towels.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I've got kind of a sort of a video
of it. I think this woman's twirling her towel around.
It's from It's from Instagram. Still riding the high of
off Goose Nationals at the Men's Bathhouse in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
This looks so bizarre.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
The costumes, music and towel waving by the sauna masters
and everyone watching the sauna competition. They are seated in
the sauna with the competitors.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Right, Yeah, so I wonder if I even did like YMCA,
that it'd be the best song to do, don't you think,
Pat Perhaps okay and evident.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
They host these group sauna where you can watch guys
like every day of the week. This is just was
the competition to find the best sauna master in America.
But you can do it every day you get you
can get it. It's like an amusement park. You can
get a day pass, a treatment, also a rooftop reservation.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Now here's something interesting. Now, the World Sauna Championships used
to take place in Finland. Yeah, now, this is a
different kind of sauna. This was an endurance sauna competition. However,
they had to stop them after twenty ten. Why is
that the Russian competitor died to death. Yeah it's they.

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
Won, right well, I think, I mean, unless they take
you out. He stayed in the longest.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
The contest was held in Finland in he Nola h
e I n O l A.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Isn't that right down the road from Shinola? You don't
know your heat from Minola.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
It challenged participants to endure sauna temperatures over two hundred
degrees fahrenheit two hundred During the twenty ten final, both
finals collapsed after six minutes in two hundred and thirty
degree heat.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
One died, the other spent weeks in a coma with
severe burns. AH organizers learned that the deceased had been
using banned painkillers and anesthetic cream.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Oh so you can, Oh, yeah, it's open.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
The uh sauna endurance is no longer legal pedes.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Wow, it obviously didn't enhance his performance, It killed him, Or.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
The argument could be mane enhanced it so much it
killed Yeah. Uh, he flew too close to the sun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
What would the value if that be physically getting in
two hundred and thirty degrees, You're essentially you're cooking yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
I don't know what's an average sauna.

Speaker 9 (01:05:10):
I don't do one hundred and sixty three degrees, and
you're supposed to go eleven minutes to nineteen minutes for optimum.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
I do it every day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
He knows that because he read my book Health Requirements
at gyms across the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
But you you were a bathing suit in the sauna. Yeah,
you do it every day, every day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Down the rock, it's all it's men and women. We're
all in the swimming Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Really yeah no, no, nobody's naked.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
No, gosh no, not at our place. Okay, yeah, well
maybe do you put a sauna in your new place though,
that's what you should have done. No, thank you, they're great?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Really yeah no, no thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
What about a cold plunch pool.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
I haven't done that either.

Speaker 7 (01:05:54):
Do you have a bathtub?

Speaker 9 (01:05:56):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Yeah, I've never been in it, but there's a bathtub there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Now, you know the ideal bathtub. You're supposed to be
able to for the ladies, you're supposed to be able
to scrunch down, put your head back, and the water
also covers your boobs.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
Oh yeah, and I'm sure enough that I can completely
out explain crispy again. When you lay down below, you
put your neck and they make special uh tub pillows.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
And then the water covers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Water covers everything in What about the breast again, it
covers your breast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
You ever see bubbles coming up?

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
No, because I don't fart in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I didn't mean that way.

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
I just would I have bubbles in my bathtub.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Well, the work out with you know, are you talking
about a queath? Something about.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
What do we call them? Bubbles? Say it again, bubble
front bubbles. Let's write, let's write a polem. Okay, So anyway,
we have it in Brooklyn, New York. The sounds of championships,
but they're not doing it the old fashioned way where
two guys get cooked.

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
So there's basically like someone who's in charge of your sauna.

Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
It's like a performance art. It's almost like a performance.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
It's like uh, an interpretive dance, but you're doing it
in a sauna and people are wise. It's like a
Gymnastics Regia.

Speaker 7 (01:07:20):
It's like you can't even relax in a sauna. You
have to be entertained there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
It sounds like there must be something about the freight.
Apparently you pour scented something on top of the rocks.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
Therapy. Sure, that's important.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
The ass got to and the competitors were judged on
chakra storytelling. Yeah, who's still like old enough?

Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Well, if you look at the crowd, it looks like
what you know, younger, younger fellas and gals?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Or are there are ladies in this thing?

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Looking to swap.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
Well, there was a beautiful woman that was competing. She
was all dressed up and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Yeah she was wearing a catsuit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Yeah, kind of like a cat suit. Yeah. Okay, well
now we have time to explore more in the world
of sports. If you go more, you like to see
Tom end up at a swingers party, just for the
uncomfortableness that was, roll and walk through rolling off of it.
I can't make it. My hazmat suit is the dry?

(01:08:19):
What's going on over here? Oh lord? I didn't know
you could do that enough here to keep the spiral
keets alive?

Speaker 10 (01:08:27):
Okay, stupid world record.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Uh, the most expensive cheese has sold at auction. A
prize winning five pound chunk of cheese became the most
expensive ever sold at auction forty two thousand dollars at
the annual Cheese competition in Asturias, Spain. It was made
with cow's milk aged for ten months in the Los

(01:08:54):
Masos Caves, which means the mazos at almost five five
thousand feet above sea level. Guinness notes that for the
same price as the record breaking cheese forty two grand,
you could buy a Rolex watch or a brand new
convertible Mini Cooper.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
So it's five pounds of cheese for forty two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
And I like cheese, but I don't know if I
could spend that kind of point of cheese. You get
the crackers too with it, At least I don't always
eat crackers. I just I'll just have a buite of
cheese every now and then. They you can buy cheese squares,
pre sealed cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Did you ever go to the State Fair of the
year that they did they carved my sculpture of me
and cheese. Yep, yeah, they did me and me. They
did bomb to is really I mean, it was really
well glorious. Yeah, you know how they do that. They
take a block of cheese and they knock out all
the parts that don't look like you. Yeah, so I'm

(01:09:54):
already in the cheese and it's theraneous cheese. They did
all the world. Oh yeah, they did them all They
they had the president and they had they had from
Russia of course, mister Putin, and then they had crackers
right there, so you could have Putin on the ritz.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
I see, Christie, your thoughts on that job. I thought
you were going to say, just got up here. At
least you didn't say bresv.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Brev and the Rits wouldn't be as clever as Putin
on the Ritz.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Oh, we get it. As a rule on the show,
we don't like to say out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Get it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
What happened to that block of cheese? Did you save it?
Did they give it to you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
We was in here for I thought it was. Yeah,
and it became aromatic, did it? If you know what
I mean? Remember that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
What kind of cheese?

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Chuddar?

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
It was a yellow it it did?

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
I think it was?

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
It was?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
But I mean this, it was amazing the artist that
did that, incredibly talented the Michaelangelo of Guda.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Did you eat any of your sir?

Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
You ate some of yourself?

Speaker 9 (01:11:08):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Would you eat yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Christy No, I spent many a Sunday afternoon curled up
in the shower. I can tell you that trying to
get trying to get to it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Okay, Well, what's coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Iowa Iowa food they're offering this year, first time ever
at the state Fair. How do you feel about a
chicken pickle ranch rocket? Yeah? How about how about a
choco tater? Oh yeah, okay, chocolate chip storm Tornado.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
We'll find out what all those things mean. From the
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Hey, welcome back to the Bomb of Tom Show. Jeff Oske,
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Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I got the jar, there's Tom Griswall. I got to
reach in the jar. Okay, I'm reaching in the jar
and I'm used to introdest me again.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
There's Tom Griswall.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
It says, who needs Josh right, I'm missing them today?

Speaker 10 (01:12:27):
Yeah, I am too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I quit Okay, We're in the O'Reilly Hollo Park studio.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Hello. All right, well, thank you very much. I know
we've been dealing with something resembling a sports broadcast. And
what else other information you have over there phone? I have.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
The Iowa State Fair returns August seventh through seventeen, eleven
days of concerts, grandstand animals, blue ribbons, sculpted butter cows,
and brand new food sixty seven new dishes we'll make
their debut at the Iowa State Fair, including give me
a letter in the alphabet.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
See see.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Chocolate chip Storm Tornado creamy vanilla ice cream blended with
rich chocolate chips. That's pretty straightforward. Classic Korean corn dog
skewered sausage and cheese stick coated in a sweet and
savory batter, topped with ketchup and mustard.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Golden Korea dog. How about the kraw You mean like
a hot dog? I mean you say is in Korea
famous for eating dog meat?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Now, well, even Josh said they did do it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Yeah, unfortunate the show put Korean dog in there are they.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Deep fried peanut butter and jelly with nutella, uh, hazel nutella,
peanut butter chocolate and a homemade batter top with powdered
sugar and nutella drizzle. How about that? Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
No thanks? Really not a nutella fan. It's like the
it's like the miracle whip of what miracle whip is
to mayonnaise? What which is? No? No, no, no no,
I don't mind. Uh is not bad at all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
I don't mind. Miracle whip is amazing. I don't know
about amazing. Okay, I don't seek it out. It's got it,
it's got its.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Uh, what's the difference what's the difference between.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Tang? Yeah, it's got a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Of a little bit of giraffe piss in the taste.
How about a high roller roll at the Highway State Fair.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
That's lobster roll topped with caviare and an edible gold leaf.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
I like you like the lobster It might be good.
Sounds pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
How about the Holy do To jumbo sized chocolate and
cream filled cookie stuffed with a scoop of cookie and
cream ice cream cookie dough.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
This sounds good?

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
There you go, dog, No dog? Meat or anything hot cheetos, mozzarella,
corn dogs. It's just what it's sound ounds like, holopeno pepper,
egg salad. Holy hell, lobster, lobster biscuits and gravy.

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
That's a lobster deal man.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Don't you know When I think lobster, I think Iowa
smoked meat loaf platter.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
How about the sloppy dog? You want to get back
to the meat loaf? Sloppy joe? Oh, A blend of brisket,
short ribbon, ground chuck. You grilled with cheddar, blend of cheese,
slow smoked and talked with housemates, sweet and savory bourbon
glaze was good. There's no there's no miracle. Whip on it,
thin cut onion rings, cheesy potatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Do you will you do a cold meatloaf sandwich? The
next yes?

Speaker 14 (01:15:44):
You do?

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
You make meat loaf?

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
I haven't made it in years.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
I've got to make a meat loaf and bring it in.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I love it. We used to have when we had
the catering guy here. He made a very nice.

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
Could we get his recipes? I want that. I want
the mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Whattay No, no, no, I would not have told you.

Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
We don't know. You're the one who's charging.

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
He moved the Tetrazini. Remember his tetrasini.

Speaker 9 (01:16:17):
God, I guess those are the salad days we had
really good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
So we had meat low.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
Tetrasini, beef barley soup. Oh my god, it was the best.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Barley was really yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Is the time to switch gears, to go to the
news desks? Scars would go to the news.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Would you like to hear a state fair song? I
would love to hear a state fair song. It's a
great state backgown.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
And by the way, I want to point something out,
a real quick pat gown. One is going to be
in the land of Florida. Man, he will be in
Sarasota coming up a week from you start a week
from tonight. Is that correct?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Correct?

Speaker 12 (01:16:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:16:51):
Drive mccurty's comedy Theater. I've done that the last five years.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
It's brutal stopped by the snaggle tooth lounge of mccurty's.
That is really.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Curdie's theater, starting a week from tonight in Sarasota, Florida. Yes, sir,
all right, okay, and you'll open with this song.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
I will not.

Speaker 9 (01:17:08):
I'm gonna do it right now for you guys. It's
very special. These special songs I don't do in the show.
There for you guys. They have meetings, don't they.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Ah you going to your state.

Speaker 9 (01:17:20):
Elephant ears and twinkies of fried one seven gold fish,
Now there are two. Last night one fish hop and
die Chick. I took my love and a Ferris wheel ride.
Sweet sweet, pretty Rosemary was fine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
She left me for the tattooed Carnie. He made her Harney.
She once was my He rhymed Carnie and Harney. I
like it much, nice, well worth it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Yes, thank you? You like the state fair?

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
You go to the state fairs?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Of course, really you've got to go for the goldfish,
right And you'll be proud to know that the the
one that I have is now entering year two. He'll
be two years old, but the size of your baby finger.
And I've got him in this in this cylindrical tank.

(01:18:24):
There were two of them. Oh did one to eat
the other one? I don't know what happened to the
other guy, But never forget fish or cannibals.

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
Goldfish.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Oh yeah, but I've still got them. So I'm I'm
very pleased.

Speaker 7 (01:18:37):
What's his name.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Oh gosh, gosh, I hope, I hope it's so, is it?
Uncle Remus? I'll have to wake up heart and ask her.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
You don't remember the name of your daughter's goldfish? My god,
you are a sad individual. Half birthdays and.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
I'm so al I forget It'll come to me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
But okay, let's relax. Can you remember what it's based on?
Or like it's fish.

Speaker 9 (01:19:07):
Like Goldie locks memo?

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Yeah, I remember, it makes sense, missus Paul. Uh No,
that'd be a great name for a fish. Miss really
good name I'll have. I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
Fish.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
I don't want to wake anybody up and ask them
to sleep. Uh jet lag you know, let's go to
the news desk with CHRISTI Lee. What have you got?
Christ jets?

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
The TSA will no longer require passengers to take their
shoes off to pass through security.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
I'd like to thank Tom Griswallin for bringing this change around.
He didn't just complain, He became the change, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
Homeland Security Secretary Christy Nome stated that a pilot program
showed the TSA had the equipment needed to keep airports
and aircraft safe.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
When she had this press conference. He was standing out
in the back.

Speaker 7 (01:20:00):
Well, allowing people to keep their shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
On in a little mushroom hat.

Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
The new rule was effective immediately nationwide. She added that
while Schumer removal no longer is standard procedure, some travelers
still maybe asked to take off their footwear if they
think additional layers of screening are necessary.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Some travelers tom that might be you not to pay.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
I mean, hey, go let them do it. That's fine.
I don't care. I didn't mind taking my shoes off.
I just wanted to know what we're supposed to do
when I get there. Just tell me what you want.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
I think you were more upset that she was talking
to you in a rude manner.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Again her, I couldn't understand what they wanted me to do.
You got to put all your everything in. Everything has
to go in your suitcase. That includes my phone. No,
and then she throws this dirty dog bowl that goes
in here.

Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
Actually, you could have put your phone in the suitcase.
That would have been okay.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
I know, but I would have been happy to. I
just want them to do tell me what to do.
I don't work there. I don't know their protocol. It's different.
At every airport in the GD world.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Actually, here's a little something that Jason Are producers put
together from you Tom A walk down memory Lane.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
T S A lady was a total bitch. Was a
big fat bitch bitch that bitch golf if you're that
fat bitch in Philadelphia, that fat bitch. But a gut
to you bitch?

Speaker 10 (01:21:18):
Is it a big fat.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Bitches radio bitch? Sure, a big bitch. Did you ever
know that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Asked for creamy fat bitch? I don't forget the creamy bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Wow. Most of the people work there are great. It's
hard work. They get it now. But so this is
a uniform all over the country. No more, no more
shoes on at certain airports. I got a sagination wide today.
So I wanted to Someone mentioned yesterday the remember the
guy that started this whole thing?

Speaker 7 (01:21:51):
Sure, yeah, do you remember his name?

Speaker 10 (01:21:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
I looked it up because it was there was a
photograph of my saw on the news last night. This
guy one look and you go two thousand and six,
Richard Reid. So one one look of this guy. You know,
this guy's trouble probable. Richard Reid, known as the shoe Bomber,
is in federal prison right now, he's at the supermax

(01:22:15):
facility in Colorado. Oh that's a nice. He attempted to
detonate explosives sewn into his shoes aboard a flight from
Paris to Miami. In two thousand and one. He pleaded
guilty to eight terrorism related charges. He's serving three consecutive

(01:22:35):
life terms plus one hundred and ten years without parole
and good. He spends twenty three hours a day in
solitary confinement.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Good. Make I hope they make them take off his
shoes every time he has to go in and out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Yeah, just take that one guy. But I get it.
I mean, I understand they have to scan. They've got
different machines than they used to have. Pretty soon, it's
going to be you just walk right through with everything
that they say. It'll be the same thing at like
a grocery store. You just take your cart and walk
right through. It'll know what everything is. That's what I do.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Have you ever gotten a look at that? Have you
ever gotten a look at the screens when they're going through.
I mean, every now and then you can catch a
really good look. It's seeing right through them in full color.
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
But it's an art form to know what that stuff. Sure,
I totally get that. It's like when you get that
ultrasound with a pregnant woman and you see it looks
like you're in a creak full of mud and you
can't see anything, and they go, well, as you can
see here you've got your gamp letder right behind that
is the sphincter, and then over here is the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
That's the paint of would you like to know what
the boy or girl?

Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
Well, when you're going through and like you look over
and you can see what the scanner scene like in
the suitcase, everything looks like a bomb to me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Yeah, like it all looks winding cables and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Yeah, I'm like, how do you how do you even know?

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
That's the art all looks I certainly appreciate.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
I always like to take a portable like a Bluetooth speaker,
because you know, I take my music with me, and
you know, I like to entertain, you know, various women
in various places. And I always wonder, why don't they
start because this has wires and it looks like a
you know, a little square thing. I'm like, oh, that's electronics.
Pull him over and beat him. Yeah, That's what I'd do,
but they don't. They know the difference. It'll be nice

(01:24:16):
to know. No more shoes off. Nope, good to know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Now what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee, Well.

Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
If you're traveling to Greece, we have some bad news
for you. We have a hiker saved by a chihuahua. Yes,
I said chihuahua.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Chihuahua dragged the hiker out of the woods. Is that
what you're trying?

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Did you have a last did you have a little tiny,
a little tiny little barrel hanging from his.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
This better be a super human chihuahua? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:24:43):
And spermodine in the news today, and.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Yes, spermodine.

Speaker 7 (01:24:48):
Yes, you take the Spermodi a great compound.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Yes you take it straight from the tap. No, make
your own where goggles. We're coming right back to the
Orallioto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Show.

Speaker 12 (01:25:00):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning. You've got something to say,
send us an email. Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Generators, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Christy Lee.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
At the Silac Insurance News desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Hello,
Jeff Hoske about A's Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly for all your car care needs,
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Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
You need fast from.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
The professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

Speaker 10 (01:25:34):
There's Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
I'm reaching into the jar all right, after you introduced me,
I'm supposed to read whatever comes out of the jar.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Here's Tom. A new catchphrase, just sitting waiting loving. Ooh
that is that just my favorite one so far? Like that, Yes,
sitting waiting, love, sitting wait and love it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Oh. Now, we've got Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance
news desk. She's right there. I can see her and
you can too. We can check us out on the YouTube,
but right now we're gonna check in with Christy. What's happening.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
It's a compound called spermidine, and Leslie Kenney, founder of
Oxford health Span, told the New York Posts spermidine is
the Swiss army knife of longevity. Spermidine has shown promise
in improving brain health, immunity, cardiovascular resilience, and overall appearance.
Researchers say spermidine activates a process that wreak cycles, damaged

(01:26:26):
cell parts. The naturally occurring compound can be found in
anyone sperm thank you, as the name suggests, as well
as breast milk, and certain foods like wheat, germ, soybeans,
mature cheeses, mushrooms, and peas. Studies have linked spermidine to
better brain health, improved fertility, and heart function, among several

(01:26:49):
other benefits.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Doesn't it sound fake the name, Yes, it sounds like
a made up company. It sounds like we just had
the best quarter ever. Hear at spermidine and uh, congratulations.
So all our all our partners, and we don't call
them employees, we call them partners.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Thank you for sending all of your samples to us here.
It's spermadine. But pat, you say you're taking this stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
Yeah, it's one of them, maybe six or seven supplements
I take. It's a great compound. Yeah, mine's plant based, I.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Hope plant based sperm.

Speaker 9 (01:27:21):
Spermadine it's called sperberdine. Also comes from plants. Christy lasts
have sex life.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Student the spermadine? Did do you rub it on?

Speaker 7 (01:27:32):
Or?

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Uh, you know that's the pill you take?

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Because I did to be like I've got jez hands.
It's like jazz hands but different.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Oh yeah, we totally got it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Again. The name spermadine. What is it? So it's supposed
to make you look younger? Is that the deal?

Speaker 9 (01:27:54):
No, it's a longevity drug. Doctor Davidson Clair who is
in charge at Harvard. That's one of his Tilbert's implements. Yeah,
res vershrol spermadine.

Speaker 10 (01:28:03):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
How bigger the How big are the pills?

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
A typical pill like that? Bicky?

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
Are they white?

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
The black ones are huge? They're like this that what
you wanted? Kind of like I had died. Yeah, I
should have jumped in here far earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Hat Thanks Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
The pop Tarts Bowl has announced that the two surviving
in quotes mascots from last year's game, the Pop Tart
College Bowl Game Tom, they're sending them to Dublin, Ireland
for this year's aer Lingus College Football Classic at a
Viva Stadium. The pop Tarts Frosted Wild Berry and Frosted

(01:28:44):
Hot Fudge will join Iowa State and Kansas State, the
previous two winners of the Pop Tarts Bowl, and going
overseas for the first game of the college football season
on August twenty third on ESPN. Now, as you recall
the college football the team that wins the Pop Darts
Bowl gets to eat the mascot at the end of
the game. And I believe we have the process a

(01:29:07):
video where the pop Tarts dancing around on top of
a of a toaster with a sign that says follow
your dreams, and he would he's being lowered into the toaster,
hear me?

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
And that's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Yeah. The people are singing and dancing and then you
can see the pop Tart rolling out of the toaster
and there it is all nice and cooked, and they
come up and they break off and chuck it up
and they're going to eat him. And that's going to
be in Dublin tom August twenty third, the first official

(01:29:43):
college football game of the season. Is that exciting?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Flying to Ireland?

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
An aer Lingus aer Lingus. Yeah, they merged with Continent,
Is that right? What was the What are they going
to do about the names?

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
Yeah, well I think that's going to be very popular.
I think it's more popular than people realize.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Uh So the spermod I'm gonna get back to spring Spermodine.
Doesn't it sound kind of like a like a really
bad name for a diner and a seaside town that
has whale watching. Sperm not all spur. We named it.
It's called spermide. People think it's funny. They christy, I

(01:30:29):
had died. I had dined on them boobies. I dine
on them by lap leapt babies up there?

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Where do we go?

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Spermad I had the cream of wheat, stinky on the tongue.
So pat you're telling me you take spermadine?

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Actually wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:30:55):
Have you taken it?

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
It's been at least six months.

Speaker 9 (01:30:58):
What do you take it for? Long ngevity in the bedroom? No,
just life in general.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
It's one of the.

Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
Cardiovascular resilience overall appearance. Maybe that's why you're losing weight.

Speaker 8 (01:31:11):
You're trying to draw what you got going on out
even longer. You know, I just thought about that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:17):
That sounds like a horrible I'm trying to drag out
those later years and so wonderful you call this a living.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
They don't give me your twenties back nies.

Speaker 8 (01:31:30):
What I always say about that stuff that oh, it
adds five years to your life, not good years.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Gave me five more years in my twenties. That would
be great, but I don't want to live to ninety five.
Who gives a crap about those five years? By the way,
So I'm trying to find out more about sperm adine.
Do you remember this story, Christy, the salmon sperm facial fact.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
Yeah, that was a big deal. The ass did.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
That And Jennifer Aniston reveals that she uses salmon sperm
to increase UH collagen levels and her skin. Well, you
know these.

Speaker 8 (01:32:09):
Have to be mad though, Like you won't let me,
but you're cool with a salmon.

Speaker 7 (01:32:14):
Really, I'm not going to ruin your fantasy. But they're
not really putting salmon sperm on their face. A compound
that's found in salmon sperm that they make into a.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
This says. Another exotic aging treatment has people injecting salmon's
sperm into their skin.

Speaker 7 (01:32:33):
Yes, but it's not it's not like the never mind,
I'm not gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:32:36):
You don't have a bunch of row that you're rubbing around.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
An injection under each eye, five shots on each side
of the face, and five injection on the hands. Injections
on the hands, according to UH doctor mcdonnaugh apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Is that the hands give you a way.

Speaker 7 (01:32:52):
Oh yeah, you remember that what was that ivory soap
or something?

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Mother and daughter who was older.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
And then John Fox just say whip those boobs out.
I'll tell you who's older.

Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
Why a lot of older women wear gloves? Have you
ever noticed that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
This is a okay, this is like a Japanese technique the.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
You know what, I think they do something. I think
you're something with Koi over there or something. They do that,
like they put your feet in a pool of coy
and they eat.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
They're like these little men you're looking. That's not legal.
That's not legal here here in the United States.

Speaker 8 (01:33:30):
There's a video going around with somebody doing that and
they put their feet in and like two minutes later
all the fish are floating.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
That's funny though, But didn't you hear the Jeff's argument
for a woman to tell the woman that, hey, how
about it, baby, is like you'll you'll take salmon spoonge
on your face, but you won't have mine. Is that
what you what he's saying here? What he said?

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
I said it a little bit more delicately.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Oh did you Sam and Bukack over there? Time to
move forward here, what's coming up in the news or Oh,
you know what's coming up, Chris. We got to do
today in History because it's an exciting day in history,
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(01:36:10):
a bizarre story about fashions in the in the world
of chimpanzees, did you know that they have fads? They
can follow that chimps actually have fads just the way
we people do. Yeah, this is really interesting and it
involves you'll see, okay, one of my favorite topics. We're

(01:36:31):
in the Orelioto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee Hot Godwin. Hi, Chick,
Jeff Oske, that's all right, he's Cosby. I'm chick Spighee.
Hello Tom, how are you, buddy?

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
You have a Jeff take the ball? I want you
to introduce Jeff. Get some pizzazz out of them fish bowl.
He's got the intro responses in a jar. Reaching there,
go ahead, you can introduce me. Here's Jeff. Okkay, let's
get popping. What about what about let's get popping?

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
Pick another one?

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
All right, and here's Jeff Oscy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
You got this?

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
What is your hands stuck in the cookie bar?

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Tight?

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Introduce me again.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Here's Jeff Oscy straight up repping?

Speaker 7 (01:37:31):
Oh, straight up like that?

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Oh that's nice?

Speaker 10 (01:37:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Represent as they say, yeah they or they said thirty
years ago, represent right straight up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
I guess it was a.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Big hip hop thing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
What are you telling me about a big hip hop thing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
Oh yeah, okay, at all our hip hops out of nowhere,
out of nowhere that we just see represent okay, represent.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
What they just say? What nowhere? Remember they just say word?

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
Remember when they just said words? Remember that amazingly and
are particulate? Really?

Speaker 7 (01:38:02):
Are you going to entertain us with history right now?

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
I could or we could do. I know Pat's been
working on this song.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
Pat's gonna have to take back seat to today history.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Okay, I gotta find it, give me a second. July
nine nine.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Oh, it's my buddy David's birthday today, July nine, one
of my oldest and dear, one of my oldest friends.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Happy birthday, David. Way to go, Dave. Do you want
me to start with birthdays? Then you could do that?

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
At these you're good. We've got some good ones here.
Happy birthday Elias Howe of course, Uh, the inventor of
the sewing machine. Very important invention.

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
Wasn't Elias?

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
That was Stephen Singer Singer doesn't Steven Singer Jewelers? Yeah,
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
You got hold of some bad.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Correct I miss Steven. We're gonna be talking to him
again soon.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
I love this guy, the very fine actor Brian Dennihey
he was, he was the bartender? And was it in ten?
With right? He was Willie Lowman?

Speaker 9 (01:39:11):
Was he?

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:39:12):
Very Brian Denny is, but I don't remember him being
in ten. But I don't remember that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
He was the dad. Remember he's had the great line
he's in Communicado and where the hell is that Mexico?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Bond Scott from A C D C.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Oh, yeah, the good years. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Oh no, though you think so?

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
I know, so you don't miss bon Scott.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Instead of Rial job A lot to take that. I
don't like that any of these guys. Do you have
anybody's alive here? Nineteen forty seven? Mitch Mitchell? You know
that was Christie Lee Mitch Mitchell. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
What kind of a parent would name the last name? Mitchell?

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Call him? It's probably nickname? Who is it? Is it?
Go ahead? Drummer from Kendrick, Yes, excellent drummer. Let's see now.
Oh no, no, I don't want to talk about that day today.
I know that from simple mind. I like him.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Jim Croch.

Speaker 7 (01:40:19):
Wasn't he married?

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
He remember of Chrissy Hines's most prominent foot size twelve foot?

Speaker 7 (01:40:29):
Oh my god, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
True maybe thirteen. He's serious special you can you can't
knock her down.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
He's got brass and pocket. Thank you boys. Uh, happy birthday,
Tom Hanks kind of balancing out the other birthday today?
Oh j oh, I skipped over that one. Get the
good and the bad.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
I guess he got his right finally. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Now, also in history, now we have some important events,
Catherine the Great, Caesar's control of Russia from Peter the Third. Really,
go ahead, go ahead?

Speaker 7 (01:41:01):
What aea?

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Oh no, Katherine the Great? No, that's that is not
that didn't that never happened.

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
That did not happen?

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
And what year was that?

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
How did that? How does things like the Richard gear
gerbil Thinger, Catherine the Great mounting a horse.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Well that was made up by jealous jealous people were
jealous women at the time, right, Christine.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:41:19):
I'm sure that's probably true. I couldn't watch that mini series.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
This is really odd. In eighteen sixty nine, the corn
cob pipe was invented, and how do they? I know
that much of an invention is that? But but what's
weird is then in eighteen seventy eight, a year later,
the corn cob pipe patented and improved by Henry Tibby

(01:41:48):
a better corn cob pipe. It's my understanding. It had
a carburetor like your bond. Jeff, Oh, well, that would
make it a little bit better for a smoother drag.
Alan was just explaining to me how bongs work. I
didn't understand me, Uh what I think, especially my generation,
like kids my age had corn cob pipes.

Speaker 8 (01:42:08):
You would get it like, I don't know, fairs or whatever,
and oh yeah, I think people try like friends of
mine tried to smoke pot for the first time with
a corn cob pipe.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
Yeah, it's not for pop smoking. No, No, I think
it's like a leaf tobacco smoking. But I was trying
to figure out did they make a corn cob bong.

Speaker 8 (01:42:31):
I'm going to when I leave here now, I'm gonna try.
On the way, I'll grab a Remember.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
To take the corn off. I think you have to
do that. That's part of the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Didn't They have to make it like a bubble pipe
for kids? Put bubble oh yeah, pipe and those were
great teaching how to smoke.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
We got on the topic of bongs not too long ago.
I did little research. There are bongs that cost thousands
and thousands of dollars. Sure, and their bong that are
more than a story tall.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Yeah, yeah, they have.

Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
You'll see them at like a fraternities where like somebody
will be down on the ground lighten it, and somebody
in the upstairs windows leaning out hitting it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Like it'll be like, what's the advantage of that? O?

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Kidding?

Speaker 10 (01:43:15):
Just having fun?

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
Man, Yeah, there's no advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
Do you know how?

Speaker 9 (01:43:20):
You do?

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
You know how?

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
You think the world record for purchasing cheese is a
fun thing. It's amazing and fascinating. There are people that
think smoking out of a story high bong is fun?

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
You remember being twenty two at all?

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Sure, I just never had a sixteen story bong or
whatever it was. It sounds like fun. I guess. Probably
easy for the fuzz to see, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, well you do. I'll hang on. You
do have to worry about the fuzz?

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
Will you? Seriously? To be honest, would what year is
it in your brain? Seventy one?

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Seventy?

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Uh? Okay, no, no, I'm sorry. I In nineteen fifty six,
American Bandstand debuted with Dick Clark. Yes it did. He
was twenty seven at the time. They Forever called him
what the world old world is oldest teenager?

Speaker 7 (01:44:19):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
He did not age.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
He used the bathroom next to Dick. Did you yeah,
right at the other right right next to me in the.

Speaker 7 (01:44:25):
Urinal did you look at it?

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
I did?

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
I said, Dick, that is an amazing the hell of
a band, Clark, pat you ever deemed your hell of
a band? It is very nice. Dick was in here
a couple of times. Do you remember what he said
when he was in here? No? No, he I don't
know if you were in the room. Bobble backed me
up on this.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Is that right? He said, you were the best broadcaster,
including him, in the.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
History of the world. He walked in here. This is
a behind the scenes true story. Dick Clark walked in
here and he said, something really funny just happened. I'm sorry.
We were doing a commercial break and he had gone
out of the room and he came back in and
he said, something really funny just happened. I just got
a phone call. I'm a billionaire, like whoa And he said, yeah,

(01:45:13):
it's not from anything like this. He goes, I was
talked into investing in a Mexican phone company a couple
of years ago and it just paid off. Oh okay,
I'm not sure what that phone company was, but how
weird and why would he be telling us?

Speaker 7 (01:45:28):
Well, everybody, if you're a billionaire, wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
He was a billionaire in Pesos?

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Yeah, a second, I don't think I tell everybody if
I was, I wouldn't say that, you know, Yeah, I
don't think. Can you imagine how difficult you'd be to
talk to if you were a billionaire.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
I've said, yeah, if I win the lottery, I wouldn't
quit my job, but i'd be a bitch to work with.

Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
I can tell you you wouldn't quit your job in London?

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Oh I would, now, yeah? Absolutely. What's the first thing
you'd buy? First thing i'd buy island? Uh? Well, if
I want a billion dollars, the first thing i'd buy h.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
Hit Man doesn't count. No, that's gotta be a we've.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
Moved to London, I'd I'd buy a nice flat and
then of course i'd have a couple of hundred bucks
left and then out of a billion dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:46:20):
Do you have a country home to you need a country?

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
Possibly? Yeah, out in the country.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
In the country, would you get some professional companionship.

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
Yes, I'd buy some prostitutes because Josh is in here.
We have to talk about prostitute and order a couple
dozen pieces. Would you Are you a comfy now? Are
you feeling more comfortable?

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Would you get would you exotic prostitutes from different countries?

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
Yes? Like insist, I would insist the names of the
prostitutes would coincide with the names of their countries. It's
a Diana from Danemark, Denmark, Danemark. That's right, Sylvia from Spain.
Stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
He's sweet as a Danish cream field. Now she's cream Fael.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
I'm the Danish Holly from Holland. Holley from Holland. There
you go. No one likes you, Tom, I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Why would you do? Okay, I'm sorry. This Happy birthday
to the lake Dick Clark. Now we I think we
have time for this other story because I know Pat
wanted to play a song. I'll give it a little
bit of background. We were talking about the the annual
cleanup in New Jersey. They do it every year. It's
the it's the Clean Ocean Action Committee's beach sweep. It's amazing.

(01:47:38):
They get thousands of thousands of pounds of debris, this year,
including everything from cigarette butts to abandoned coolers and a
lot of plastics. Medical waste, yeah, a lot of medical waste.
But they do at Jersey. Yeah, they have thousands of
volunteers every year in New Jersey that do this, So
bravo to them, the Clean Up Ocean Action Committee, and

(01:48:03):
they do more than two dozen towns all along the
Jersey Shore pad. I know you're familiar with that area.

Speaker 9 (01:48:07):
I was an hour away from there, and it's absolutely
true that the water's filthy and they would have to
really clean it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
Up so people could go in. And I myself was
afraid to go into the ocean, as nervous as nervous
could be.

Speaker 9 (01:48:24):
I was afraid to go into the ocean because of
that side in the sea. Two three four talent people,
what you saw? It wasn't its bitsy kind of soupy
yellow cornfield piece of poopy that I saw in the
ocean today, A teeny rereenie brown zuchini undigested doordalini.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
So on the beach, I wanted.

Speaker 9 (01:48:48):
To stay, stay two three four stick around.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
I'll tell you more.

Speaker 9 (01:48:53):
I was afraid to go into the water because of
the fecal back to Rieu and I heard about the
madical waste and the surrounding the stairya two three four,
Tell the people what you saw. It was a rust
and crusted twelve inch hype, a big old needle used

(01:49:14):
for light bow.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
That I saw in the ocean today.

Speaker 9 (01:49:17):
And it'sy bitsy, kind of soupy yellow cordinal piece of
poppy sw at my home pool.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
I'm going to stay.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
Oh, thank you very much, thanks for the cleanup. What's
coming up in the news, Christy Lee? Coming up?

Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
We have a hiker saved by a chihuahua. We have
a guy with pythons in his pants.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
A close circuit to my friend PJ the Cop. Hello
to your new doggie, Pippy? What what Pippy the Chiuaha?
I met him last night. A great dog, little chiha
because you got CHIUAUA was coming up in the news.

Speaker 7 (01:49:52):
You have a whose dog?

Speaker 14 (01:49:53):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (01:49:54):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
The other PJ?

Speaker 2 (01:49:55):
Not that pa Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
I was going to say, can you imagine I just.

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
Us?

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
You know, I'm at a. It's important to acknowledge a
brand new iguana. We got a new dog in the world. McDonald's.
Thank you for that little doggie.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
I'd rather babe at the Philadelphia Airport. Uh, let let's
check in with Chick McGee. What's going on over there?

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Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
We'll find Christy Lee of course at the Silac Insurance
News desk. We have Chimpanzee news. Chimpanzees have fads and
fashions at a water Chimpanzee fashion chimpanzee and they have fads.
This is amazing, all right. They're more like us than
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(01:52:29):
I'm Chick, Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. Yes, sir, we
emptied the jar of responses.

Speaker 8 (01:52:35):
Yeah, we didn't play in the right order that Jason
had it figured out. So we're we're out of responses.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
Okay, so they got pulled. Okay, well we tried.

Speaker 1 (01:52:43):
What was your favorite one? Sort of Oh wait after
this one? This was in the jar?

Speaker 2 (01:52:48):
How about the abba dabba?

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
Don't Yeah, this was the first one. Is it hot
in here? So you know that's right, Go ahead, introduce me.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Here's tom Is it hot in here?

Speaker 1 (01:52:59):
Or is it christy on the toilet? It doesn't say
on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
No, no, you're supposed to add on the toy yea toilet?

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's right, way out of context. That
is really rough.

Speaker 7 (01:53:11):
Yeah, it's being a toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
I'll add this to chick. You demand chick on the toilet?
Does that? I got a fortune cookie yesterday, the little
Chinese and it said tomorrow is you lucky day? I
don't think they understood English on the toilet?

Speaker 7 (01:53:33):
Yeah, but look what you get to look forward to.
Today's your lucky day?

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
Oh yeah, this is you've been experiencing it. How's it
going so far? No, it's you lucky. It turns out
not bad, but you lucky day.

Speaker 7 (01:53:43):
It's being of a toilet. A growing number of members
of Generation Z, typically defined as people born between the
ages of nineteen ninety seven and twenty twelve. My kids
ages are embracing a quiet trend d sorry, embracing a
quiet trend known as bathroom camping. Practice involves spending time
in a bathroom not for its intended purpose, but simply

(01:54:06):
to take a break from overstimulation. Participants say it provides
a rare moment of solitude in an otherwise chaotic environment.
The trend has gained traction on platforms like TikTok, where
one user commented quote, I go to the bathroom at
work like eleven times a day to stand in there.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
Another user, Oh, you are in.

Speaker 8 (01:54:27):
A bathroom, camper. You're a horrible employee.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
So just for some solitude, they got into a public bathroom.

Speaker 7 (01:54:37):
Well, this one's at work, so I would call that
a public one. Another user, who referred to themselves as
a longtime restroom camper, described the experience as calming, adding quote,
there's nothing going on in the bathroom. It's just straight
me and me.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Lot I mentioned cannabis vaping. Yeah, probably.

Speaker 7 (01:55:00):
Advocates say they enclosed space if a bathroom offers a
temporary escape from social pressures, digital noise and workplaces odor.

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
Who wants to stands around a bank?

Speaker 7 (01:55:10):
Not always odor in the bathroom? Tom, Yeah, only after you.

Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
Think a bathroom smells like crap all the time, you've
got a sewer gas problem.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
But that's it's more likely to smell that way than
I don't know the boss's office.

Speaker 7 (01:55:27):
Well, sure, but you're not going to stand in your
boss's office just to relax.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Yeah, you're gonna get I think they're they're struggling to
find names for stuff that doesn't even exist.

Speaker 2 (01:55:37):
Where does bathroom camping stop and just going to the
bathrooms start? Or vice versa? What do I want to
this is how long you have to be in there
and it becomes camping. I guess I.

Speaker 7 (01:55:48):
Think they're camping even if they don't go to the bathroom.
They're just going in.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
There with your business. But you're still in there. Oh
well that'll happen. If it's a tough day on wordle
maybe you're still you're crying.

Speaker 7 (01:56:00):
They said, it's they're not sitting on the toilet, they're
just in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
That's gotta be weird. You walk in, Hey, how's that
going there, Steve? I'm just gonna be going to the toilet.
I guess you're just gonna stand around here and we'll
get your watch.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
So can you camp in your own home in the bathroom? Sure?
I think probably parents have been doing that for years,
that's true. Yeah, how would you like to build a
pillow fort for the girls in the bathroom? You like
the pillow forts. You had a pillow fort the other night.

Speaker 2 (01:56:29):
Yeah. Yeah, you stretched it over the shower and over
the toilets. Have clean drinking water right there. That's very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
Yeah, yeah, dogs, it was. It was. It was beautiful
bathroom camping. Huh We well the title like that. It
sounds like they're staying overnight.

Speaker 7 (01:56:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
Well you have to be very careful if you're going
to eat the s'mores.

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:56:56):
And other news going to Zambia Now, curious fashion trend
is turning heads at a chimpanzee sanctuary.

Speaker 2 (01:57:04):
I've gotta check this out.

Speaker 7 (01:57:05):
Researchers at Chimfunshi wildlife orphan fits chimfun sheh wildlife orphanage shun.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
That sound Japanese. Yes it does, Zambia yes.

Speaker 7 (01:57:19):
Report Some of the resident chimpanzees have taken to inserting
blades of grass into their ears and their rectums. The behavior,
now spreading to additional groups within the sanctuary, believed to
serve no hygienic or practical purpose. Instead, scientists believe the
function is kind of a social signal or cultural expression,

(01:57:42):
again to a fashion statement or a fad. The phenomenon
was first observed in twenty fourteen when chimps were seen
mimicking their human caretakers, who would occasionally place a blade
of grass or matt stick in the ear while cleaning.
But the new variation featuring grass worn like a tail
is unprecedented.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
So they're they're putting grass in their ass because they're
full of sass, putting the sod in sod of me.

Speaker 8 (01:58:14):
That going for Uh, this is just weird, Like is
it a single blade or is it a bunch of blades?
Are they making like butt brooms?

Speaker 7 (01:58:25):
Like it just says blades of grass? So I don't
know how many that. I don't know if it's a handful,
I don't know if it's three or yeah, but a
butt broom that.

Speaker 1 (01:58:34):
But what's interesting is there they had never seen it
before and now they're all doing it. And then what
I read a little deeper into the story there were
there are two separate groups of chimps that don't that
can't see each other. Okay, so but both groups are
doing it, and they figured that it's because they both
observed because they do have the same zoo keepers, and

(01:58:55):
the zoo keepers had that they would put uh, I
guess stuff behind their ears while they were so anyway,
just just funny to think that there are fashion fads
in the animal kingdom like that quite literally a fad.

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
So I'm actually I think we have I think we
have some pictures of the chimps and and and some
examples of their fashion. Tom, We're going to need you
to describe these accurate and then unless you're if you're
not watching on YouTube, we need to have Tom explain
some of the fashions that you're going to see there.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
Okay, you know there's a chimpanzee wearing a paisley coat
with orange sunglasses. That's that's definitely a fad.

Speaker 8 (01:59:41):
It looks like he stole Al Jackson's look from Last
wee Years.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
The coat, yes, in this in the shades.

Speaker 2 (01:59:49):
I think we have I think we have a couple
more there. I don't know, I don't know what they're
going to be there.

Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
Okay, now, well let's just move forward.

Speaker 7 (01:59:58):
Here a hiker who fell into a glacier cravas was
saved thanks to his tiny chihuahua. According to CBS News,
the unnamed man was hiking on the Fee Glacier in Switzerland.

Speaker 2 (02:00:12):
You're telling me a chihuahua pulled a hiker out of
a cravat.

Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 7 (02:00:18):
I said he was saved by his pet HuaHua. He
was with this pet chuahua when he suddenly fell twenty
six feet into the crevas The air Zermat Rescue Service
said the man used an amateur walkie talkie to call
for help, and though a person nearby was able to
relay the call to emergency services, they were unable to

(02:00:38):
locate the man. As crews flew overhead, they spotted a
chihuahua perched right next to the hole where the owner
had fallen, enabling the successful rescue. Air Zermat said quote,
the dog is a four legged hero who may have
saved his master's life.

Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
That's great, that's sweet little title chihuahua. I guess at
first he was saying to the chihuahua, you know, help, help,
get me help and the Chiuaha looked ton at him
and went como, okay, uh no, no speaking. Is that
what did I say? Hi to Pippy, my friend Pj's

(02:01:17):
new I think you did. Okay, you know what it
bears repeating. I do like to thought, though, Pat, that
you said about the little barrel around the Yeah, maybe
like one of the airplane bottles of alcohol. I'm becoming
a big Chihuahua fan. Really, yeah, I never was. A

(02:01:38):
friend of mine had a bunch of them. Don't care
for him, and uh, I can see there. My appreciation
for smaller dogs has grown as I have matured.

Speaker 7 (02:01:46):
Well, no, have you've gotten one.

Speaker 2 (02:01:48):
I don't care for dogs. You can see their bho there,
you know, right under their tail. It's just on there,
on display. I don't care for that.

Speaker 1 (02:01:58):
Is that a chihuahua thing?

Speaker 2 (02:01:59):
Oh well, not only a chiaha thing. But you've seen
dogs where they walk away from you.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
Yeah, maybe maybe maybe they're trying to tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:02:09):
It's a low brown eye. You know. I don't want
to I don't want to see that. I see a
golden you can't see it. I'll show you, shepherd, you
can't see it. But boy, does some of those dogs.
Chiuala would be one.

Speaker 1 (02:02:19):
I got a I got a text here about we
were talking about Dick Clark, the famous I like the
way you say Dick Clark. Well, the famous uh DJ,
I guess the host of Bandstand. I don't know if
we need to be told who Dick Clark was, but
he was. He was in here and I told the
story that he he on one of the brace. He

(02:02:41):
came back in and said, this is amazing. I just
became a billionaire. He was, and he said he it
wasn't from his all of his music stuff and from
all of his television shows and all the things he
produced over the years. It was from his investment. He goes, yeah,
something like I invested in this, this Mexican phone company
years ago. In any event, I received this letter. By

(02:03:03):
the way, Tom, the name of the Mexican phone company
was Taco Bell. Oh thank you very much. Oh appreciate
that acknowledgement. Coming up, it'll be the lovely Ali Breen
with the show that we like to call Sexy Time.
We're in the Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (02:03:22):
Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob
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Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
Silent Insurance News desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin,
US golfsman's here. There's Jeff Oske. Yeah, Ace Cosby. We're
in the Riley Auto Parts Studios. I'm chick. Hello Tom.

Speaker 1 (02:03:53):
Let's see nowdy A little bit skeptical of the story
you just had about so called bathroom camping.

Speaker 7 (02:04:01):
Yeah, well you're not a gen Z or so they're saying.

Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
This is people go to the bathroom just to get
away from everybody, well piece and quiet. I get. I'm
not sure it's something invented by gen Z.

Speaker 7 (02:04:13):
You go to the bathroom every break, don't you want
some quiet?

Speaker 1 (02:04:16):
I'm going there to quai, going there to pea, drinking
tea all morning and coffee. And although I know yesterday
there was a problem, I don't know if you heard
about this, but I know you heard about it because
you talked about it, you pointed it out. Apparently there's
been an issue in what used to be the ladies room.
Now they're whatever you call it, unisex bathroom right. Apparently
it had been fouled horribly. Uh huh would you.

Speaker 2 (02:04:40):
Know anything about this? Jeff Hoske, Yeah, it was me.

Speaker 1 (02:04:44):
So you were you weren't camping and you were?

Speaker 2 (02:04:47):
I left the second that.

Speaker 7 (02:04:50):
Yeah, I almost jagged.

Speaker 1 (02:04:53):
I literally, I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (02:04:55):
I tell you what. There's fifty bucks in it for you, Tom,
you want to give him fifty as well as Susan
explain the parameters. No flushing, just leave it all right.

Speaker 7 (02:05:04):
I don't know what you ate, but that was the
most explosive mess.

Speaker 2 (02:05:11):
There was a mess.

Speaker 1 (02:05:11):
What's the line? Tom? What what you eat?

Speaker 2 (02:05:14):
Boy?

Speaker 6 (02:05:17):
But everyone goes to that the former women's restroom to
do the number two. It's like the same one. Then
one spreads it out at all. So it's just that
one room is just awful.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
There, you do not. I did try to go in
the men's first and it was full. Okay, that's why
that goes in the ladies room. I always early in
the morning change my habits. I go way way in
the back one that that private one.

Speaker 7 (02:05:39):
Way way in the back.

Speaker 2 (02:05:41):
The engineers all the men's clothes.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
Well, in any event, it's a time to move forward
here coming up, it'll be sexy time with Allie Breen.

Speaker 2 (02:05:50):
Oh, I think you missed it. Tom.

Speaker 8 (02:05:53):
I U Chick had a great offer for me on
the break. I have to put a new oil pressure
sensor in my car. Tod and Chick gave me this offer.

Speaker 2 (02:06:01):
I said, why don't you come over and change my
oil in one of my cars? That would be really
I give him a treat, you know, I'm what I'm
doing is learning from you, Tom. When you told Pat
one day that, hey, I'll let Pat walk one of
my dogs fifteen minutes, I'd be over in about twenty minutes. Pat,

(02:06:22):
it's not like a fun thing.

Speaker 5 (02:06:24):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:06:24):
In my defense, a situation had arisen in which I
had to get a dog out of my car immediately immediately.
Pat at the time was living in a house that
I owned for free. I thought, for maybe his rent
that month, he could take my dog for a month.

Speaker 8 (02:06:39):
The whole thing he should say as a treat.

Speaker 9 (02:06:41):
All things very suspect that he wouldn't tell me why
I was doing it or what the dog's name was.

Speaker 1 (02:06:47):
He had to get out immediately.

Speaker 2 (02:06:48):
Yeah, I'm coming right over.

Speaker 1 (02:06:49):
So what had happened that you had to I forget
saying in the car with a dog. The only thing
I can think of is covered in crap or something. No,
I forget what the dog was fine.

Speaker 8 (02:07:00):
Yeah, I feel like there were pizzas involved. You were
picking up pizza.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
Yeah, that's the guy I think I had. The dog
had to get the pizzas that couldn't have a pizza.
It was something confusing.

Speaker 7 (02:07:09):
I apologize that a pizzas I think at cheese. Officials
in Pennsylvania say an overturned semi spilled hundreds of boxes
of mozzarella onto a major highway. The Snowshoe Fire Company, well,
that sounds like a fun place, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:22):
That sounds like something ranking Bass and the Rudolph the
Red Nose.

Speaker 2 (02:07:26):
Right here, This is Snowshoe Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (02:07:28):
Right.

Speaker 7 (02:07:28):
Snowshoe Company said crews were dispatched to I eighty, where
three tractor trailers had crashed. One truck that was hauling
boxes of shredded mozzarella cheese split wide open and spilled
it shipment into the roadway, leading to a two hundred
yard debris field.

Speaker 1 (02:07:44):
By the way, don't go to a get a gas
station pizza anywhere near that place for a few for
a few weeks.

Speaker 7 (02:07:50):
As Alreadies noted that the cheese was deemed unsalgiable due
to being unrefrigerated for hours.

Speaker 1 (02:07:58):
Okay, well, at I know you, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:08:03):
This is a beautiful area. I'm from this area and
snowshoes way way up there. They have skiing and it's
just so gorgeous.

Speaker 9 (02:08:10):
I could see how maybe the guy got a little
distracted because it's so beautiful, thinking about a piece of
ass driving down.

Speaker 1 (02:08:24):
The road and getting right to it.

Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
Boxes of cheese.

Speaker 9 (02:08:30):
Is my trunkical I think it's mozzarella, parmshona frov long. No,
I couldn't care less. I want to go home. Pennsylvania Highway.

Speaker 1 (02:08:55):
In me July.

Speaker 2 (02:08:59):
The air is whisper your mind. It wanders when.

Speaker 9 (02:09:02):
You're up this high to turn too fast? Oh no,
now there's debris everywhere. Cutzarella in the air. Someone's pizza

(02:09:26):
is gonna be bare. A large pepperoni with just.

Speaker 1 (02:09:31):
Mair.

Speaker 9 (02:09:37):
Oh dude, do do do do do do do do
do do doude. It could be gooda It's hard to tell.

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
If the cheese is blue.

Speaker 9 (02:09:48):
Swisser cheddar USSI all good do do do do do
do do do do do do do doo.

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
Do doo debris is everywhere, ladies and gentleman cheese on
the road, Thank you very much well.

Speaker 7 (02:10:07):
Heat wave in Greece has closed the Acropolis and Athens temporarily.
Greece's Culture Ministry closed the monument due to the heat
wave conditions Tuesday, as temperatures expected to reach one hundred
and seven degrees fahrenheit in Greece.

Speaker 1 (02:10:21):
Who gotta go, gotta go? Commando? Under your toga?

Speaker 10 (02:10:25):
Did they?

Speaker 5 (02:10:25):
Did?

Speaker 1 (02:10:26):
They were underwear back in the day?

Speaker 2 (02:10:28):
No one did. I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (02:10:30):
Just toga and knows it. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:10:32):
I wasn't around.

Speaker 1 (02:10:34):
It is pat you've been doing toga party? And did
you were underwear under your toe?

Speaker 9 (02:10:38):
I wore a normal clothes to a toga party at
Hedonism too in Jamaica.

Speaker 2 (02:10:42):
Everyone else was in togas. I was dressed in gene.

Speaker 7 (02:10:45):
So some of those togas like wrap around like a
diaper kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (02:10:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:10:49):
Nice deal, don't they like at their little pool and
their sun?

Speaker 1 (02:10:53):
What is the I've never been. I know Animal House
made the toga party famous, but I have.

Speaker 7 (02:10:58):
Never been to a toga party.

Speaker 1 (02:10:59):
I don't know. If we had one, would you wear underwear. No,
I don't.

Speaker 7 (02:11:03):
Probably on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (02:11:06):
Well why why not? We have good Uh, we're modest people.
So you'd wear underwear under your toga.

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
Of course I would, and I have worn underwear under Well.

Speaker 1 (02:11:23):
Sure you have a toga at home right now.

Speaker 2 (02:11:26):
If I were not, however, you might have motivated me
to purchase a toga. You have token money, right, I
got toga money I can buy.

Speaker 1 (02:11:40):
I'll buy you a to do you have a day
here on the show? You we all wear toga.

Speaker 2 (02:11:46):
We got token money. Linen, you can have a linen toga.

Speaker 1 (02:11:51):
Are they not just bed sheets?

Speaker 7 (02:11:53):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:11:54):
They were Jamaica.

Speaker 7 (02:11:55):
Yeah, you can just make one out of a bed sheet.

Speaker 1 (02:11:57):
What's the proper thread count for a toga? I don't.
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Speaker 1 (02:13:07):
Do Greek restaurants label the men's room de crapolis.

Speaker 2 (02:13:15):
Just just asking like a not the Greek system fraternity
sororities when that come into play A good point.

Speaker 1 (02:13:24):
I'm not sure what they'd call the ladies room. We'll
have to find out when we come back. It'll be
sexy time with Ali Breen. We're in the Orelly Autoparts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, Welcome back
to the Bobb and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (02:13:39):
Christy Lee Jevofscape Hat God with Jessic allsman Ace Cosby.

Speaker 1 (02:13:43):
I'm chick, Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. We're gonna check
in with the comedian, the lovely Ali Breen will get
her up on the big screen in just a second.
She is, Oh, wait a minute, she's not home.

Speaker 4 (02:13:54):
I mean, hey, I'm not home. I'm in Florida or
flow Rider as they say.

Speaker 6 (02:14:00):
It all looks great behind you, Ally, that wall looks
great behind you.

Speaker 2 (02:14:04):
Did you paint that? You're giving a deposition?

Speaker 4 (02:14:10):
What I like these dark cool colors?

Speaker 7 (02:14:13):
And what's your go to color? Is it a Sherwin Williams?

Speaker 15 (02:14:16):
Uh No, I do the bear at a home depot. Yeah,
there pretty much exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:14:22):
I have like ninety different shades of really. Yeah, I
have to branch out.

Speaker 1 (02:14:29):
Thank you once again. Ali is redoing a condo? Is
that correct? And it's a house and you're it's going
to be an Airbnb? Yes, okay, a little exactly, a
little do it yourself for a project I got, I
got a letter here and I've got to give you
a little bit of context. I'll ask Christy to do that.

(02:14:50):
We had a news story about so called what is
it bathroom What are they calling it?

Speaker 7 (02:14:56):
Bathroom camping?

Speaker 1 (02:14:57):
Bathroom camping? A lot of.

Speaker 7 (02:15:00):
Apparently or sneaking off into the bathroom to get a
little solitude. They're not using the facility, they're just so
there work standing there trying to get some quiet.

Speaker 1 (02:15:08):
Yeah, and if you're elegantly dressed though, it's it's a
bathroom glamping. Ah, I've got a letter here. This is
hello from the home of NBA champion, Oklahoma City. Then, yeah, thanks,
This is from a mister Z in Oklahoma. He goes
in my previous job, i'd go to the bathroom. I
would actually go there to relieve myself. I was standing

(02:15:31):
there doing my business. I thought I heard something in
the background. It sounded like soft snoring. I paused, and
sure enough, it was indeed snoring coming from one of
the stalls. I backed up, checked out the shoes. They
were visible, of course, underneath the door. I told her
buddy about it later in the day, and our shoe
recognition paid off. That guy was forever called the sleepy pooper.

(02:15:56):
Thank you well, thank you a mister Z in Oklahoma, Ali,
you look sunburned.

Speaker 15 (02:16:01):
Well, I am sunburns. Yeah, it is very hot down
here and I have not been wearing sunscreen.

Speaker 4 (02:16:06):
That's the worst thing I could say to Tom. I know.

Speaker 15 (02:16:10):
All, I know now I am, but yeah, I didn't
realize at first that I had to.

Speaker 1 (02:16:15):
You need to wear at wear a hat. Okay? Now,
all the way the way the show works, Alli gets letters.
You can reach your A L L I, B R
E E N on your favorite social media platform with
your love troubles. What have we got?

Speaker 2 (02:16:26):
Ali?

Speaker 1 (02:16:27):
Before we go to that, let.

Speaker 4 (02:16:28):
Me just ask a question.

Speaker 15 (02:16:30):
Do you think the guys who invented bathroom stalls made
it purposefully so that you could recognize people by their shoes,
just to shame them if something bad happened in there
because made the door go all the way down if
you wanted to.

Speaker 2 (02:16:41):
Well, I think the door doesn't go all the way
down to cut down on meats and that.

Speaker 1 (02:16:49):
Activity.

Speaker 2 (02:16:50):
If you.

Speaker 4 (02:16:52):
I always as opposed to embarrassing factor.

Speaker 7 (02:16:55):
I always thought it was what if you get stuck
in there, at least you can crawl.

Speaker 4 (02:16:58):
Out, Yeah, because it doesn't go up to the top.

Speaker 2 (02:17:03):
You know, if you can't kick a bathroom door out
or in you need.

Speaker 7 (02:17:07):
To, can you kick a bathroom.

Speaker 2 (02:17:13):
The one down here, Damn right, you can't no, like
a a stall, right, oh, not a bathroom door like
I wonder.

Speaker 1 (02:17:23):
I mean, we probably have to have an expert on architecture.
I wonder if back in the day, because I know
there's an old there's an old building downtown and the
urinals go all the way to the floor there, and
they're gigantic. They're gigantic, They're the size of caskets.

Speaker 2 (02:17:37):
They're beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:17:38):
Yeah they're not marble, but and they're terrible because you're
just getting your peeing all over your shoes. But I
don't I would. I wonder historically, historically if the old
older bathrooms, if they've always had the door high up
off the and then and this this we had a
whole discussion I did about this. On Monday, I got

(02:17:58):
back from a long journey. I went to England for
the weekend and I was I was in the Philadelphia airport.
I walked in and there was a I saw a
guy sitting side saddle on a toilet. I I can
just see underneath it. I just walked in and I
was going to the urinals, and you could see I
looked straightforward to the guy had like day glow shoes on,
but they were pointing sideways, so he was sitting side

(02:18:21):
saddle on the toilet. I couldn't figure it out. I
have since had a really valid explanation that is not
particularly pleasant. But I thought it was I thought it
was some kind of weird Philadelphia thing. I didn't know
what it was, you know, a side saddle toilet use,
but who knows. But I was told he was probably
emptying out a colostomy bag, which I yeah, which makes sense,

(02:18:44):
and I'm sorry I didn't. I wasn't trying to make
fun of it. I thought it was weird.

Speaker 4 (02:18:48):
Apparently.

Speaker 7 (02:18:49):
The one of the reasons I wasn't joking emergency access,
so of case, what if somebody passed out in there?
You needed to get into the stall easily you could.

Speaker 1 (02:18:59):
I thought courage is misused. I thought it was just
save on wood because they used to make those beautiful
oak doors.

Speaker 7 (02:19:05):
Cost in construction is another reason.

Speaker 2 (02:19:07):
Easier to clean.

Speaker 7 (02:19:08):
Ventilation is another reason. Imagine gross faster cleaning.

Speaker 2 (02:19:14):
You're right mopping the floors.

Speaker 1 (02:19:16):
I love the way, she said. Chrissy said Ventilation stared
right at Oske and pointed, you have been labeled for life.

Speaker 2 (02:19:23):
Hey, but don't give up. The no you keep doing.

Speaker 1 (02:19:26):
That is the mad chatter.

Speaker 2 (02:19:28):
And you know what, take a sharpion in there and
start signing them.

Speaker 15 (02:19:33):
There is a girl in New York who's a bathroom influencer.
So she goes around the city and see it, like
tells you which bathrooms you can use publicly, which are good,
which are bad. And she gets invited to like all
these black tie events, Like she's really considered. They take
her advice on what to do with like toilet access.
It's a real niche.

Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
That's awesome, Tommy, did you hear that a bathroom influencer. Well,
I was just talking to my niece in London over
the weekend, and just like we do here, she said, oh,
I know every public place you can go to the
bathroom in London.

Speaker 4 (02:20:03):
Because it's in New York, it's important too.

Speaker 1 (02:20:05):
Yeah, you got to know. I mean, and and here
I know the same thing. I know which McDonald's is
usually pretty good, Starbucks usually clean. How do you just
go home if you're out running errands? I'm not going
to well, I'm forty five minutes from my house. I
got a pee. I guess I'll drive home. I don't.

Speaker 6 (02:20:23):
Much, only if I have to, like if I'm traveling, yeah,
that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:20:28):
And then for truck stops, that's that's a whole other
art form.

Speaker 4 (02:20:31):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:20:33):
There's probably, but there are some that are amazing. And
now some of the outdoor concerts, they've got these trailer
uh slash outhouses that are amazing. They're cleaner than you'd
find at a hotel. So it's important to know that.
I'm glad we have a bathroom influencer in you. All right,

(02:20:57):
that's a that's a smart app to have, the crapper.

Speaker 4 (02:21:04):
Okay, I don't think you need an app. You just
follow her on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (02:21:07):
Okay, now let's get back to the action with Ali.
What do you got, allie?

Speaker 15 (02:21:12):
Dear Ali, My girlfriend lives with me and she has
a very good job, but she still pays for nothing.
I make slightly more money, but is it fair that
I pay for everything? And since we started this way,
how can I offer to change it up?

Speaker 4 (02:21:24):
Offer? I mean, I think he means to ask.

Speaker 6 (02:21:27):
Well, that's so she's used to getting paid for Yes.

Speaker 15 (02:21:31):
It sounds like exactly that she doesn't lift a finger
for the wallet at least.

Speaker 2 (02:21:36):
Well, isn't it true the one who mentions it's first
as the cheapest, right, I would.

Speaker 7 (02:21:42):
Think conversation, she should pay something?

Speaker 6 (02:21:49):
Yeah, I would want to at least make her pay
the if someone's doing just all the bills and she
could handle all the extra stuff like groceries and or
do the utilities at.

Speaker 1 (02:21:59):
Least so you can just wait, just raid her person,
just steal stuff all the time.

Speaker 7 (02:22:05):
Are you on on All'sy's side of the aisle air now?

Speaker 5 (02:22:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:22:10):
I tood Josh side like, why don't you just communicate
with him and have a conversation.

Speaker 4 (02:22:15):
And Tom's like, be as crazy as you can be.

Speaker 1 (02:22:18):
Dealer fancy first. Yeah, I don't know what do you think, Christie?

Speaker 7 (02:22:21):
I honestly think that she should pay something. But I've
always been that.

Speaker 1 (02:22:24):
Way, I've always But do you bring it up?

Speaker 7 (02:22:29):
Well, you could say, you know, things are getting a
little tight, you know, I'm not I don't know. Could
you would you mind maybe contributing a couple of hundred
dollars a month or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (02:22:40):
Maybe you're not going to get maybe say maybe the
guy Gill, you're not getting any of this tonight, baby,
to you fork over some cash.

Speaker 4 (02:22:45):
She's gonna.

Speaker 6 (02:22:46):
I don't have to buy you a ring. I just
can't afford it paying for you constantly.

Speaker 2 (02:22:50):
You could do like my mom and dad did. My
dad looked at my mom and said.

Speaker 1 (02:22:54):
What are you going to get off your ass and
help me? How about that? So I think we solved
this one. Yeah, all see, I did hear what you said.
That was very funny, that was very valid. I can't
buy you a nice ring because I'm paying all your
rent exactly.

Speaker 15 (02:23:10):
I'd like to get you gifts, but I'm spending every
penny I have on living with you.

Speaker 7 (02:23:13):
Now, that's one way to say it.

Speaker 1 (02:23:16):
It's an awkward conversition, but it was it his apartment first,
sounds like.

Speaker 4 (02:23:20):
It lives with me. It sounds like it, Yeah, Because I.

Speaker 1 (02:23:22):
Mean, Christy just went through this when when you got
together with your husband, if you're doing me, he had
a place, you had a place, and he moved to
your place. But then you finally now you're in our place,
and that's I think there's a big that's a big
important thing. We share expenses, Yeah, but also I mean
the fact that it's now it's it's not your place
because when he moved into your house, it was still

(02:23:44):
your house, right right.

Speaker 6 (02:23:45):
So this couple needs to find a place to move
into together, a new place, and then you start talking
about finances, right, like live someplace better.

Speaker 7 (02:23:54):
Hey, you know what, Yeah, if you and I share
the rent, we can upgrade.

Speaker 1 (02:23:59):
Yeah maybe, and maybe I could rent you out on
Friday nights A thousand bucks, thousand bucks a hit, you know,
spread spread the love.

Speaker 4 (02:24:08):
The Andrew titway.

Speaker 1 (02:24:09):
Apparently, let's move forward here. We have Ali Breen on
the phone, and Ali can be found a l l
I b r ee n on your favorite social media platform. Now,
are you still doing your special a llib work on only.

Speaker 4 (02:24:26):
Fans the only Fans? Yes, I am still on there.

Speaker 15 (02:24:29):
I once again have to maybe this is the week
I'll do the painting one. But I've just been doing
some normal kind of librarian glasses photos lately.

Speaker 4 (02:24:38):
But I'm still on there.

Speaker 1 (02:24:39):
Still go okay, okay, let's get to our next letter.

Speaker 15 (02:24:42):
Dear Ali, my girlfriend cheated on her ex a lot
in her last relationship. Eventually got caught and they broke up.
When I asked her about it, she said he was
always working and wasn't paying much attention to her, So
it's easy to do, because she would say she.

Speaker 4 (02:24:55):
Was out with friends. He never cared or checked up.

Speaker 15 (02:24:58):
Now, whenever she tells me she's going out late with friends,
I'm obviously suspicious, but I don't want to seem crazy.
But if she found it easy to cheat before, she's
probably not so careful. So I figure at some point
she'll make a mistake, or maybe I'll go through her
phone or her purse. I think I might have a
good reason. What do you guys think?

Speaker 7 (02:25:15):
Boy, there's a lot of trust there in there.

Speaker 1 (02:25:18):
You know, it's fine.

Speaker 6 (02:25:19):
She was so honest about how she cheated before, though,
So now he's like, well, I is that me?

Speaker 2 (02:25:24):
Am I going through this?

Speaker 1 (02:25:25):
Also?

Speaker 5 (02:25:26):
God?

Speaker 7 (02:25:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (02:25:27):
Like it was funny when she was talking about her
last relationship, and now he's like, oh, now I'm on
the other side of that one.

Speaker 6 (02:25:33):
Just ask well, you know, girls are really good about
lying though. I was like, you could ask her a
bunch of questions, like, how was last night? Where'd you
guys go? It sounds fun?

Speaker 9 (02:25:39):
What it's?

Speaker 1 (02:25:39):
So?

Speaker 2 (02:25:39):
And so says, too much work?

Speaker 8 (02:25:41):
Yeah, how about her act like a man and stop
acted like a lady.

Speaker 2 (02:25:47):
About being jealous?

Speaker 6 (02:25:50):
Are you satisfying her in the bedroom?

Speaker 2 (02:25:54):
Yeah, she has no reason about then.

Speaker 15 (02:25:57):
Oh yep, that's a good that's a good point. Step
it up in the bedroom and then she won't have
to cheat.

Speaker 1 (02:26:03):
I wish, I wish people would In the Dear Abbey
columns and those things, they always give him a funny name.

Speaker 2 (02:26:10):
Yep, well board in Bayside or something.

Speaker 1 (02:26:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, paranoid and Poughkeepsie whatever.
It might be, right, but yeah, I don't know. I
don't know what to say. She's uh, she's about to move.
As we said earlier on the show with the Sir
Douglas Quintet, let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest.
What else have we got over there?

Speaker 15 (02:26:35):
Dear Ali, My boyfriend and I talk in text all
the time and we say I love you multiple times
a day. But I'm ever too late in texting back.
He loses his mind and we get into a huge
fight for like a week.

Speaker 4 (02:26:46):
You always make out.

Speaker 1 (02:26:49):
Done with that one, doesn't even matter how that letter ends. Yeah,
there's something worse than being on constant standby. You're not
you're not a fireman, you're a human being.

Speaker 2 (02:27:04):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (02:27:06):
You don't have to. Oh my god, my phone went off.

Speaker 6 (02:27:08):
Sorry, it sucks.

Speaker 2 (02:27:10):
Thats pat. I think Frank said it best all or
nothing at all? Baby, that's right? Oh oh nothing, I'm
not a middle kind of halfway what.

Speaker 1 (02:27:23):
Okay, let's get to our next letter. We've already dumped
this guy.

Speaker 15 (02:27:26):
Dear Allie, my boyfriend and I are long distance, and
we usually do phone calls but sometimes do FaceTime. And
now he always wants to have phone sex. I did
it once or twice, but it's super.

Speaker 4 (02:27:36):
Silly to me.

Speaker 15 (02:27:37):
I'm totally faking on my end, but he just wants
it more and more. Do I try to become Meryl
Streep and just keep doing this?

Speaker 4 (02:27:43):
Or can I tell him?

Speaker 15 (02:27:44):
I think it's ridiculous. And on the girl's side, we're
never actually getting off. She's speaking for everyone.

Speaker 2 (02:27:52):
A lot of people listening going what they never get?

Speaker 4 (02:27:56):
They're not for real, they're.

Speaker 2 (02:28:00):
Awkward. Never's kind of a big word, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (02:28:03):
Wow?

Speaker 10 (02:28:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (02:28:04):
Never might be exaggerating, but I bet that she's ready
that at least of the time.

Speaker 1 (02:28:09):
I think she needs to take the comic root here,
what's that? Get an enormous vibrator and and and light
everything just right so that all of a sudden he's
He goes, are you ready?

Speaker 4 (02:28:23):
And you you?

Speaker 1 (02:28:24):
You hear the essentially the sound of a chainsaw starting,
and then and then after like a minute and a half,
she goes, hey, look I'm done with you, Steve. I got,
I got, I got a big diva Diesel here, Diesel taken.

Speaker 2 (02:28:39):
Care of me.

Speaker 1 (02:28:42):
She just drops the phone, Big Dave, the Diesel dildough.
I gotta I like that, you know, Diesel Dave. You ready, honey, Okay,
here we go. I got just a second. Okay, all right,
here we go. Where ready to go?

Speaker 10 (02:28:56):
Now, let's just go?

Speaker 1 (02:28:58):
Yeah, I can see you. That's right. Okay, that'll help. Okay,
smart idea.

Speaker 4 (02:29:05):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (02:29:05):
We have time for one more letter from the very
sunburned Ali Breen.

Speaker 4 (02:29:09):
Yes, I am dear Ali.

Speaker 15 (02:29:12):
My husband has been pretty inattentive for the last few years.

Speaker 4 (02:29:16):
I guess we both have.

Speaker 15 (02:29:17):
We've kind of both done our own thing other than
raising the kids. I did just start going to the
gym recently and then started taking jiu jitsu. I'm getting
in really good shape, and I'm finding more excitement in life.

Speaker 4 (02:29:29):
And now he wants to get our sex life back
on track. But I'm not into it.

Speaker 15 (02:29:32):
Should I tell him he needs to start going to
the gym himself, or do a little more to get
me back, or or am I supposed to be the
one making all the efforts?

Speaker 1 (02:29:42):
So you need You don't care for this guy?

Speaker 6 (02:29:46):
Yeah she got and now he's interesting again. That's not fair.

Speaker 2 (02:29:50):
I hate this guy.

Speaker 6 (02:29:51):
Yeah, she worked on herself, she got good looking. Now
he's like, hey, baby, this is the luckiest guy on
the face of the ear.

Speaker 2 (02:29:58):
Act like you care, then tell her, yeah, I see you?
Why whatever I tried?

Speaker 1 (02:30:04):
So is that the problem? The fact that he's not
in shape is really bugging her.

Speaker 15 (02:30:08):
But he's not trying to better himself. It sounds like
in whatever way.

Speaker 7 (02:30:11):
Yeah, like she's not physically attracted to him.

Speaker 1 (02:30:13):
You know, if you would, could you sit down for
a moment.

Speaker 2 (02:30:15):
I've been looking at the management trainee program for you
at Macy's. And if you don't want to enter this,
that's fine. We're gonna get a divorce. We're just not
applying yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:30:26):
Look at me, I know jiu jitsu. Okay, Oh, we've
done some good work here today.

Speaker 4 (02:30:31):
Oh yeah, we nailed it.

Speaker 2 (02:30:33):
Ali.

Speaker 1 (02:30:34):
How much long you're you gonna be working on that house?
Down there.

Speaker 15 (02:30:37):
I'm gonna be here until Friday, and then i'll be
back in New York. I'll be at the Comedy Village
in Midtown Manhattan this weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:30:45):
All right, we're yeah, we haven't told you if we're
gonna we have a special event coming up sometime in
the fall. I think it is. Yes, we're going to
try to get Ali to come in.

Speaker 4 (02:30:54):
And oh that'll be great. A show, a comedy.

Speaker 1 (02:30:56):
Show, Yeah, comedy show and a live a live radio show.
Week do this for four hours. We're going to a
house for god I remember, no.

Speaker 2 (02:31:06):
Ali, We're going to a house boat for the weekend.
For your glasses.

Speaker 1 (02:31:10):
Yeah, it's just you'll need goggles. You'll be painting. Thank you.
Thanks Ali, you can reach Alley once again. All I
be our ee N on your favorite social media platform.
It's always a great pleasure. Thank you Alli.

Speaker 4 (02:31:28):
Same bye, guys.

Speaker 1 (02:31:30):
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Speaker 1 (02:33:20):
A few minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:33:23):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jeff osc
Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Golsman, A's Cosby. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm chick. Hello, Tom, Gonna
wrap up the show. Put a big bow on it.

Speaker 1 (02:33:35):
Got I just cut maybe a little review of some
of the important stuff we've covered. Tom, all right, big
news from the TSAH.

Speaker 2 (02:33:43):
I say you are the change.

Speaker 1 (02:33:46):
I never had a problem taking my shoes off. I
just wanted to know if you had to do it
or not, because it was different everywhere you'd go.

Speaker 2 (02:33:51):
I would guess you think there's a picture of Tom
and all the TSA stations all over there, Gosha. If
you see this man, watch out.

Speaker 1 (02:34:00):
They work very hard. I totally get it. I appreciate
what they're doing very much. I just I ended up
running with a with a disgruntled.

Speaker 2 (02:34:09):
Oh lady today.

Speaker 1 (02:34:11):
Yeah yeah, all right, she was so crabby about but yeah,
big news there. You're apparently this is a national thing.
All t s A facilities in America. No shoes off.
They can ask you to take them off if they
have an issue.

Speaker 2 (02:34:26):
So well, but is this going to cause problems? And
if you ask, they're going to go just take your
shoes off, you know. I think they're causing more pop
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:34:37):
I don't know. I'm not but I just wish they'd
post some of the rules because it can be very confused.

Speaker 2 (02:34:41):
I'm glad we don't have that these problems in the
PJA world. No, the PJ world. No, No, no, PJ world.
Private jet.

Speaker 1 (02:34:54):
Oh, I didn't know you called it that.

Speaker 2 (02:34:58):
Pj's what you call it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:59):
Yeah, we had a we had a mozzarella spill on
a highway in Pennsylvania, right, Pat And what else?

Speaker 2 (02:35:06):
Shoot?

Speaker 1 (02:35:06):
What kind of cheese? Was all over the road.

Speaker 9 (02:35:08):
Oh, debris all over the highway.

Speaker 1 (02:35:12):
That's one fine joke.

Speaker 7 (02:35:13):
Wow, you love those cheese things.

Speaker 2 (02:35:17):
I love cheese.

Speaker 1 (02:35:18):
I don't need much cheese. Love the cheese punts.

Speaker 2 (02:35:23):
We had.

Speaker 1 (02:35:25):
We had a chihuahua on a glacier saving a guy
in Switzerland. He fell into a glacier. I'm sorry, he
fell into a crevass on a glacier, right and uh,
he had a radio but they couldn't find him. But
they saw his little chihuahua barking at the top of him.
And now it had been a Saint Bernardi, of course,
would have the cask. Is that the the little little

(02:35:47):
mini keg? Is that a cask of of whatever?

Speaker 2 (02:35:49):
That was?

Speaker 1 (02:35:49):
What do they put in their wine? Brandy? Brandy? Okay,
But in this case it was what pat It would
be a little tiny, little shot. And that gave me
in a and just the height of my new friend,
peep pee pee pee pee peepippy.

Speaker 2 (02:36:05):
Sorry, you can't you can't think of a word that
you can give Tom that he will not miss pronounce
my friend, my friend, my friend, Officer PJ has.

Speaker 1 (02:36:16):
Officer PJ has a new chihuahua.

Speaker 2 (02:36:18):
Here's a Chihuaha. Here's a chihuahua letter from Sarah. Yeah,
uh hey there, just heard your story about the chihuahua
helping save the man in the hole. Wanted to share
with you my story about my Chihuahua named Rafiki. I
was taking him out to pee one night I lived
in San Francisco about a year ago. Coyote came up
to us. I've seen this coyote before, but in the
past we always.

Speaker 1 (02:36:36):
Scared it away.

Speaker 2 (02:36:36):
But this time he came up, sort of played with
my dog and then took off running down the sidewalk.
My dog followed. I then followed both of them, chasing them,
trying to scoop up my dog, but I was not
fast enough. Coyote snatched my dog and then took off
running into the woods. I never saw poor Rafiki again.
Quite the way to go out, Now, go out. Make

(02:37:00):
it a great one.

Speaker 1 (02:37:01):
And you had to read who gave you that letter?
I gave myself this letter. I printed out, read it
up that dead coming up tomorrow. We have a really
cool story about robot coyotes in the United States military.
It's a great story. Is Mark really interesting? Mark rough

(02:37:23):
rough Park. Then we had some of that mister Godwin
knew all about which I this sounds like something fake
from Saturday Night Live. A supplement called spermidine. Oh is
it spermidine?

Speaker 7 (02:37:36):
You sure it'sdine?

Speaker 2 (02:37:39):
I thought you said you knew all about it. I do.
It's supermidine. Away, I take it.

Speaker 1 (02:37:45):
Okay, Well it's what it is, Tom, if you believe it,
it's not a.

Speaker 2 (02:37:50):
Yeah, let me see more evidence.

Speaker 1 (02:37:52):
Okay, this is what that's called it, Tom spin No, No,
this is where.

Speaker 2 (02:37:59):
You say there's still more work.

Speaker 1 (02:38:01):
Yeah, it's a it's a compound that is has a
quote surprising health benefits, including heart health, brain function, and
alleged immune resilience. Nutritionists are big fans, and Pat's doctor
got him on it, and apparently it's made of like
the soy and breast milk and human.

Speaker 3 (02:38:28):
That's what that's the new feature will let.

Speaker 2 (02:38:32):
You do the news story that will come in and
correct everything you got wrong.

Speaker 7 (02:38:37):
Occurs naturally in sperm as well as breast milk and certain.

Speaker 1 (02:38:43):
So it's sperm free. Yes, yes, oh I thought there
was sperm And.

Speaker 7 (02:38:50):
What would that taste like?

Speaker 1 (02:38:53):
Why would they name it spermicide? Then you are just
sperm interested in being engaged in the show spermicide? Doesn't
that the stuff that you would squirt into? What a
terrible name that is? You see all these little you
see all these these little sperms jumping off a cliff

(02:39:14):
like little baby lemmings. Okay, what what else did we
What else did we cover? I love the fact that
this lady a doctor called spermicide the Swiss Army knife
of longevity.

Speaker 7 (02:39:26):
Seradine, not spermicide spermadine.

Speaker 2 (02:39:29):
Okay, sorry, Hey, what do you call a lady doctor? Tom?

Speaker 1 (02:39:33):
Uh? Doctor? That's exactly okay, Okay, Oh, she happens to
be a lady. I'm sure she's well versed in various
most of the medical issues. Okay, we we had We
talked about a little chihuahua. What else did we We
learned about spermidine, and tomorrow we're going to learn about
the origin of the ball peen Hammers.

Speaker 2 (02:39:54):
Elias Elias Ball and William.

Speaker 7 (02:39:59):
William Kain I've lived my whole life.

Speaker 1 (02:40:01):
We learned about so called bathroom camping.

Speaker 2 (02:40:04):
It was almost.

Speaker 1 (02:40:07):
If you're gonna go camping in the bathroom, yikes.

Speaker 9 (02:40:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:40:12):
And lastly, we had the world's most expensive cheese. We
had two big cheese stories this morning. Forty two dollars
plus for a ten month old, five pound ball of cheese, and.

Speaker 8 (02:40:27):
I hope he just uses it to make grilled cheese
balls out.

Speaker 1 (02:40:33):
Awesome. What do you do making cheese with his balls out?
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (02:40:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:40:38):
It's flatter on your genitals? Yeah, you know what, hot
cheese on your sack?

Speaker 1 (02:40:44):
Or maybe you do a caso serious burns. I believe
that would be We are in the Orelioto Parts Studios.

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