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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show. Casha missed it during
the break. I'm not exactly sure how we got to this.
Christy said it was a new feature called Let's Go
to Christy's Panty Drawer. I was only kidding, and you
said that your dog.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I came out of the shower a couple of days
ago and saw my two dogs playing tug of war
with one of my pairs of panties.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Do we have any video of this?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
A g string one of my favorites. By the way, I.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Was so apported color.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It was just beige. It was just a nude color,
if you will. So it went with everything.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
But you gotta be careful. I mean, I'm serious. You've
got to be very careful with dogs around things like
pantyhose because they can eat them the severe I.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Told you I already had the problem with my dog
eating the tampon.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know you didn't tell us that one, and you
really didn't need to either.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I did tell you that.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Really, I must have been I must have blacked out then. Also,
I had to call the VAT. I thought she I've
been I've been hungry before.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
But I thought she had eaten a piece of string,
because that's all I saw. And when I called the veat.
You know, if your dog eats string or twine or
it can be very deadly. It could wrap around the
stall maker they're intestines or whatever. So I called and
I had to make her throw this up. So there's
a little concoction that.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
You will take me.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
When the tampon came through this dog of yours? Is
is it a bloodhound?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Kind?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Do you know what kind of dog it is?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Don't make me say it bloodhound.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I have golden doodles, the Golden tree for poodle mixes.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Where do you keep them?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
That?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
On pass access? Are they?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Like? Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Jack, please?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh nurse.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
When we get Valet Park and we're supposed to check
we were supposed to check out an hour ago. Hello
the conversation, man, oh man, it wasn't mine. Oh my
stop wow? Where were you guys in a public restaurant discussion?
We have we are changing guys. No, no, no, I

(02:30):
don't want to know whose it was. Where you know
how it happened. I no, that's not know.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Some people the trash and that's that's enough.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's all I need to know.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I feed my dogs. I don't know what the problem is.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Your friend did never Now that's a friendly dog. That's
a retriever. My dogs could get a little overly friendly.
I've never that'd be in America's funny. Oh yeah, what wow?

(03:05):
Playing tug of war with a woman? Hey that back?
Oh Fluffy just loves the string. I blame you for this, Christie,
I blame you. You just came in. You featured today.
I was just kidding. I thought it'd be funny to
Oh I was wrong?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
What I miss?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Hello? How are you? It's the Bob the Top Show.
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Dance. I like
that shirt, Christie. Were vertical stripes. Very nice, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I was just talking to Alan about that.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, you're about the bat for the Yankees. Shan't wait.
Now coming up, Christie, virtual striped shirt talk. It's gonna blow.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's gonna.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
We got the attitude today. There's Jeff osc here's Tom
gonna talk to us all about County Aces here with
the O'Reilly Auto Park studio. Go Tom. Yesterday at this time,
I believe something with Someone gave me this phrase to say,
is it hot in here? Or is it just Christy
on the toilet. That is, I don't hot, you know,

(04:27):
I agree, I think I think it's Christy on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
My point was, yes, when I left this morning, my
husband said, wow, you look so hot.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wow, you look really hot. That counts as the one
of that one of the nine times I have to
say this, Now get out. I mean, what did I say,
that's pretty sexy in the morning?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, And I go because I'm wearing a button down shirt.
He goes, yeah, you never wear those. I really like that. Look.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
We've discussed this before. That is the look like you
had some random encounter and you wake up, you're in
some strange house. The article of clothing or two you've
been wearing the previous evening has been ripped off in
a moment of passion, like that scene and body heat
in front of the house where he heaves the chair
through the door. And then so you've got to wear something,

(05:19):
So you go in his closet, grab a shirt, put
it on, and then go do what you're supposed to do, which,
of course is make him a nice breakfast anyone.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Anyone, and not make him a nice breakfast. I came
here to work.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Where was the sex part? Yeah? Where was the sex
in the previous evening? You see no sex part?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh you don't get sex again in the morning when
you're wearing the shirt.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
What are you like on a nine day cycle or something?
You don't really Oh no, I think this scenari. I'll
talk to you, Jeffy. I'm sure you've experienced this. Where
after with your lady there was some incredibly spontaneous event
in which her clothing was not delicately removed, it ripped off,
and then she had to get up in the morning
and put something in on. So she goes in the
closet and finds, you know, one of your T shirts,

(05:57):
like a bum equipment T shirt or something. I'm concerned
about this. Every time we start, you start talking about
this sort of thing, and I'm honest, seriously concerned. And
I might be the only one. They always ends up
in some sort of sexual assault, kind of rough like
tearing her close off and she really doesn't want it,
and you're forcing it on her.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
I can't afford to tear my lad. If I tear
her shirt off, she'd be like, do you know what
I paid for?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
That?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Was?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It? Was it? Your main Greer who wrote the book
All Good sex is like rape? Was that?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
What?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh? No, you know, I don't know who wrote that book.
It sounds right. But anytime we can say the word rape,
I say we embrace it. Maybe maybe I had the
wrong title. So anyways, Christie, the point is that's a
sexy look.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Or kind of professional? Did he want you to come
back to the boudoir and walking out the door an
hour ago that time? No, I did not see. I
would not on Pat, you're not Pat, You're not helping
in my life. That's a zombie situation if I zombie.
Just the other day what yesterday, as a matter of
yesterday morning, Wednesday, Oh yeah, I was up doing my

(07:08):
getting ready, creeping around in the bathroom, devotional things like that,
and Kelly walked by, which very almost never happens, right,
not a word, nothing, not a hell.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Well, well she had just gotten in, so she was
a little tips you think she'd be a little check.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
An you want to hear about my knife trash?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean, I mean, but it was it was just
it was like, you know what's happening there? She's like
if I don't ask him about his time, he's not
gonna have to bed exhausted. What is that Is that
called hallway sex? You yell, screw yous, your past each other?
I mean, not even warning or nothing.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Was she getting up?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Was she No, she'd been asleep and so you woke
her up. But I know I think she woke up
on her own. I can't imagine, you know, as you
make when you're trying to be quiet. I am quiet
as a mouse. And it's no, no, and it's no.
It's because of the dogs. Well, my one dog would
never It doesn't want to get up anyway. But the
other one, if you make any sound all of a sudden,

(08:12):
you got a big problem on your hands. So I
creep around like a burglar.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
My dogs look at me like, oh you're getting up.
I'm not moving.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, one of them is that way, but the other
one know is everything you know, just happy to see
you tail away, and he wants to get he wants
to immediately do something. I gotta But you know, I
think that that's sweet that your you saw your husband
and he said something nice to you. Do you wake
him up? Did you wake him up every morning? No?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
He's usually his alarms going off as I'm walking out
the door. But this morning.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I can wake up and it. Liz has the time,
so she doesn't get you. She doesn't get to you
until she hears Christie's voice on the radio.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
He had to do the early morning airport run this
morning for our bonus son.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Okay, it was up early.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
He was up before me.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I've got a new thing we're gonna try this morning.
And no one knows about this, of course, not so
to make sure that there's nothing up my sleeve. I
have done no preparation on this. All right, you understand
what I'm saying here.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yes, okay, Now are you gon to make disappear?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
No, I'm gonna challenge it is a challenge for mister Godwin. Okay, now, Pat,
let's see the best way to do this that Christy,
you have a stack of stories in front of you,
Yes I do. Okay. Now I want you just to
uh hold it right there, don't go through them. And
then I want you to give me a number between
one and ten seven. Okay, go to the seventh story

(09:50):
and hand it to mister Oske. Yeah, you'll see wine
just a second. This is a kind of a magic trick.
What what what is the headline? Give it to Jeff.
I want to prove that I've had nothing to do
with this. I haven't touched anything. What is safe for
swimming in America? Question mark? Question mark? Ah, Now, this

(10:13):
is that's too easy for my challenge with no challenge. Well,
it's going to be you can gum up anything you'll see.
You'll see because that's something Pat would be prepared for.
Pat can't have any be prepared for this in any way.
I already has a song about that because this involves Pat.
Give give him number, what do you call them? Pick

(10:34):
one out of a stack? What do you call him?
This bit? Well, I'm going to tell you about it
in just a second. What does that one say?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
The world's oldest boomerang doesn't actually come back?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Perfect? Okay? Good, Now here's what you've heard of Chat
GTP GPT. That's it's close. Chat. You've heard of something
that I've gotten wrong, right, Chat, gt PT, GPT you

(11:02):
write this down. This is spontaneous.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I think in your head you're the STP. So that's
why you say GTP, GPT.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
GPT, g P. Okay, so chat good particular? Yes, Okay,
Now I want to introduce something to the world called
Pat GPT. Okay, Now, the way chat GTP works is
we could we could ask chat GPT go to to

(11:30):
do something. We could ask it to rewrite that new
story or and it would do it instantly. So what
I want to do right now is we're going to
ask mister Godwin when we come back from this break,
you need to have a song about what was my
boomerang the world's oldest boomerang, the world's oldest boomerang rite
fastest on my phone, which I left in there, So
I will go in there. I will go in there.

(11:52):
I will go in there during the break. Okay, give
give him the news story. So basically he's got like
twenty minutes. Oh, he's got to the next break. We
will be back in six or seven minutes. I'm keeping
the time starting right now. Okay, go ahead, Pat, you
can leave and start it. We'll get the story and see,
we'll see. This is once again a new thing called

(12:14):
pat GPT. I love it is the instant writing. And
what have you got over there? Oh? Sports? Yeah, what
do we got here? Duvin Booker signs with his sons,
we got home run Derby Monday night at Atlanta, another
contestant man's on fire. He's on fire. Tom and Caitlin

(12:37):
Clark returned with fever, but they lose anyway last night
eighty to sixty one to the val kyries Way game. Yeah,
it started at noon yesterday. It's very good. Yeah, oh no,
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our newest experiment, How quickly can Pat Gowndwin write a

(13:47):
song with his new role as a Pat GPT?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Are you gonna have GPT write a song too?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yep? I just did that, just now, I just so
we'll see how it comes out. It's Pat. It's man
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Speaker 1 (14:42):
No bulcome back to the Bobbin Top Show. Chrissy Lee
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Jeff Oske, Ash Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
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(15:03):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. It's always a pleasure to
see you, sir. Do we have any exciting NFL news
coming up today? NFL news? Yeah, I know, because it's
about the soft season here. Oh yeah, you got you got
your wimbled don You've got your w NBA. Now, there's nothing.
I got your All Star game coming up in baseball.
I could make up an NFL story. I'm just wondering
if there's a great news about your team. The Washington

(15:25):
Commanders and all the teams kind of take turns unveiling
their new alternate uniforms, which is a long and complicated story,
and you'd yell at me before the end of it, Sam,
I mean, you get you get upset about uniforms, don't you.
I like a certain uniform. Yeah, I'm an I'm a
crotchety old guy. I think all true NFL fans like
a certain uniform for their team. Yeah. Absolutely. Just let's

(15:46):
just say, if you had a billion dollars, yeah, yeah,
would you buy every jersey for your team? No? I wouldn't,
because you know, this is a good test of your taste.
I would not. In other words, you like a certain
do you like the away game or the home game uniform?
I like the home game the dark ersy that's the
one you currently the white off of. Yeah, see you here?
We are, Hi, Pat? How's that song going going? Good? Done?

(16:10):
He said? Now we have given Pat a challenge. It's
something new. Well, the clock is still running. We're at
nine minutes, okay, nine minutes, but Pat has sat himself
back down. You've heard of a chat GPT very good,
which is an AI artificial intelligence. It can write things,
et cetera, et cetera. So yeah, but we've put down

(16:33):
a little challenge here and I come calling it Pat GPT.
And we gave mister Godwin a story he has never seen.
It's about a boomerang. And who has the story?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I do? Okay, Oh, do you want Oscar to read it?

Speaker 8 (16:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
No, you can read it. But Pat has only had
a few minutes to get this and write a song
about it? So what's the story, Christie Lee.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
The world's oldest known boomerang is even older than scientists
once believed, by as many as ten thousand years. A
curved tool was carved mammoth tusk and discovered in a
Polish cave. It's now estimated to be between thirty nine thousand,
four hundred and twenty two thousand years old. While it
was built to be thrown, experts confirm it did not

(17:12):
return to the thrower.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
This only helps my argument about they don't know how
the bones go back together. They misdated this by ten
thousand years. How does this something like that happen?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
And meaning this ancient boomerang was likely used for hunting
rather than sport.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Wellew they're hunt for the boomerang?

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
But this is not in Australia.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
No, it was in Poland. Poland, the previous age estimate
was around thirty thousand years. Updated radiocarbon dating of nearby
bones and artifacts chick led to the new timeline.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
But this is a boomerang made of a mammoth mammoth
tusk and it was it was used to hunt. Did
you see the picture of it? I did not it says,
whammo right there on the side. Isn't a Polish moor,
just a just a stick. Now you've had you've had

(18:05):
just a few minutes to compose a song about this.
I have no hope you did. Okay, eleven minutes of
those eleven minutes, by minutes, now eleven minutes by my count,
for the first time you mentioned it. Eleven minutes, and
by my count, you've used five of them explaining what
we're doing. Okay, what's come it's brand new. Okay, now
this could have this may or may at work. In
the meantime while you did that, I took the story

(18:26):
loaded into chat GTP, and I said to write a
song GPT. Sorry, the P and the T are very close, meaning, okay, Pat,
what have you got? Won't come back?

Speaker 9 (18:42):
This Boomerang won't come back ten thousand years old.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Maybe this relic has a crack.

Speaker 9 (18:52):
Once upon a time wants once upon a time, wrong court,
it's the wrong court, wants.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Upon a time.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
It came back around, but this but this one falls
right to the ground.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Ohoo really needs that.

Speaker 8 (19:09):
Boom really needs boomer Rang siould come back.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Boomer should come back.

Speaker 9 (19:15):
He was used for hunting and came ban on the attack.
Won't come back, won't come back, won't come back, won't
come back?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
You do it again with the right chords. I mean
one massage of them. That was great. What I'm trying
to prove a point here, well, the importance of the
creativity of man versus machine. Pat whipped that thing together.
He had no knowledge that that was coming. Referencing a
class I love that song, the John Sebastian song, the
theme to Welcome Back Codder and John Sebastian, friend of

(19:49):
the show. Very nice guy.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, so we'll shut GPT right.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Uh it doesn't have a melody.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Well, no, I don't have I didn't have time to
do it that way. But I'm sure that I can
find a program that'll do that. We can try that
tomorrow if you like. It's more of a poem. Oh,
what's the poem? In Poland's depths A cave concealed a
curving tool, long time had sealed already wrote it. It's

(20:18):
a poem, wrote a poem, okay, from mammoth Tusk. It
once took flight a hunter's aid, not sports delight, though
Boomerang by name it's known this ancient arc came not
back home some forty thousand years it lay in silence,
waiting for today. Australia's boomerang still boast the art of
flight that haunts the coast. That makes no sense. But

(20:40):
Europe's tusk born flightless wing was made to hunt, not
loop or sing. Wow, that stinks on that? Yeah, that
isn't that terrible?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
It sounds kind of poetic.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well, of course it's poetic. It's a poem. As a rule.
I thought it would be poetic fast.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm with you. Do you have as a lot better
than I thought it would be.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
But there you go. Our new our new trick, Pat, GPT,
Pat and a plus not missed the cord.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Years, not ten thousand years, ten thousand, No, it says
by as many as ten thousand it was once.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
No, you ruin comedy and your thoughts on me. Thats
the only thing it's easy to change.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, okay, let's get that GPT, got it right now?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
When we do the story again, we'll do it again
in an hour past ten thousand years right at the top. No, Pat,
what does that say?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
What does it say? It says the world's oldest known
Boomerang is even older than scientists once believed by as
many as ten thousand years. It's now estimated to be
between thirty nine thousand and forty two thousand years old.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I had six minutes, I saw ten thousand. I went
with that. There was a nice we'll do it again later.
We want to do it again now I'm so mad. No,
we're not going to do it now. But that's an
interesting story. And there is also the I mean the
Polish people. I don't know why that he suffers all
these jokes. It's just not just not fair fun, it's fun.
I'm Polish for those Polish joke. You are Polish?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
What was what was your name of getting off the
boat for your grandfather's house? Kowski? You're a.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
How do you spell that?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Lots of consonants and who changes to osca? Your dad
my grandfather when he arrived at Ellis, when he got
off the boat, he had a little trouble getting work
because they didn't like the Polish back then. So ands
does sound like pig waton.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
It sounds well, it's made that's the thing. People are like,
Oh what nationality, it's made up.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
That's the national are there's not a lot of out there.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
No, if you meet an oscar, they're related to me. Okay,
And where's the best place to do that? Prison? My gosh, now,
Jeff having a prison background, what do you base that on?
Just his beard? Is that exactly what I thought? Okay, good,
that's what I thought. Oh, I have a suggestion for

(23:04):
something out there. Watch TV. You see a lot of
those commercials for lawyers, now I have I don't know
if I don't know the answer to this, I'm just asking.
There are a lot There are certain lawyers that specialize
in motorcycle accidents. Sure, the guy with the bike, sure, yeah,
and some of them I know are really good. I
know a couple of them personal, of course. But do
you think they should dress as like suits and ties

(23:27):
like the typical TV lawyer, or should they wear biker gear? Well?
The guy who know, the guy who the guy with
the bike wears the leather.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Especially those billboards.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yea, yeah, but there's if you've seen the guy, there's
a couple of guys that don't, and then there's a
couple of guys that go full hardy.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
But the problem with that is you can kind of
tell it's just some stage hands set here, put this
kerchief on. You take take off your suits, put on
the kerchief, and here's a brand new LEVI jacket. Show
me a non time traveler who uses the word kerchief.
Can you I would like to see that. That's a

(24:04):
nice that's a dandee kerchief you're wearing. We'll see why
I'm asking questions here. I try to be enlightened.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
I just I think it's weird that they just aim
at at the bikers right, like you're the like, they
don't have a lawyer who's like in the woods digging
a hole. He's like, call me, I murdered my wife
and got away with it. I'm the only lawyer that
ever has like they have, or the d u I
lawyer is just driving down the road beer cans out.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
No, they I've seen that one. Oh really, Yeah, I've
seen a TV commercial for a not here when I
was on vacation. Yeah, he was the d u I guy.
I'm the guy drink drives. If you if you drive
into Metro Chicago, every third billboard is a lawyer. But yeah,

(24:55):
I know, I get it. I mean it makes sense
if the biker guys, that's a whole industry, right, But
that's the only niche.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I get what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Like you, there's not the guy who's like, I'm the
lawyer who drives corvettes and I'll sue if you got
it a wreck in your corvette.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
How about a guy? How about a guy for the
blue collar embezzler? And there's a guy standing there with
a barrel, been stealing from the company. I'm your lawyer,
but pay me first. The arson guy just hold the
match who just pusses them? Because those are obviously very
regional and and uh is there a national one?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Oh yeah, because I've heard.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Is the bankruptcy guy that is he still off depends on.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Who you're listening to. But there when I was in
South Carolina, that same firm is also no.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, so they have no Okay, that one guy stands
up on top of a semi I like that guy. Yeah,
it's a hammer. Yeah, he's I don't know if he's nationwide,
don't know. He has a pretty big footprint. But there
was one guy that was super famous for bank law,
and uh, Donny Baker used to always want to use
him for everything else. Peter Francis, Yes, Peter Francis j Racy. Yes, guy.

(26:09):
I don't know if he's still out there, and I
haven't seen his commercials lately, but God bless them if
he is. Good luck God. Welcome back to the Bobin
Tom program. If you're just joining us, If you've already
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Speaker 10 (26:26):
Pat?

Speaker 9 (26:27):
Yeah, it was fun, actually terrifying because I went back
there forgot my glasses, had to run back in here.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
He lost a couple of minutes. We did a good job.
But once again it's it's going to be called Pat
Gpt proving once again what was what was the story?
Was it John Henry with the hammer of pretty proving
that a man was better than a machine? Right? Remember
that old story? No, No one was like Coast Bill
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(26:54):
what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, But in an event
where we're trying to go man versus in the world,
in the world of ai AI, you gotta.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Be careful with AI, kids, it's Pat and I'm married.
Did you know that I put something in about a
bio of the show and it said Christy Lee married
to Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I was like, what, Yeah, I had, I had an
evil nailed more interesting one.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I did it on the plane coming back from England
over the weekend to see what my connection was, to
see how it would work out. Uh. Wrong, wrong gate,
wrong flight, And I double checked that I put on
all the right information and it gave me wrong information.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, you have to be very careful. It's still a machine.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
You wouldn't why would you? Why would you text?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Why would't you use the app?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Why wouldn't you just go to the airline app instead
of asking chat? Because I was testing it. I had
the information right in my hand, I had my piece
of paper.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I see what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, I want to see how it worked, and it
gave me the wrong information. Okay, so yeah, no, but
Christy is raising a good point. You don't want to
count on it.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, you gotta be careful. You guys, double check, double
check your work. Kids.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Have you ever, in the course of your life have
you ever had the thing in which someone gives you
a like a pickup time at the airport and then
forgets to tell you that the plane got canceled. And
you drive out there and there's no one.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
There that's never communicate with you.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
That is over.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
And I don't know why everyone is why everyone is
attacking me this morning, talks to me in the hallway.
I count on the cell phones, people texting me and
telling me what I'm supposed to do instead of just
guessing or asking chat gee, whatever it is you know
back in the day, know what happened to me. I

(28:42):
don't doubt it for a second. Now do you remember
the time I told you that Heywood called me on
a random night. He goes, Hey, you want to have dinner?
So what are you doing in town? Oh? Well, I
had a gig in Columbus. But it turns out it's
next week. It's again not surprising.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
That doesn't surprise anybody.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Uh, well, we have we have a bunch of letters
here and I got a really good one over here.
How about you chick you any good letters over there?
Dear Bob A top show. I'm a long time sufferer
and many time emailer from Louisville go by the name
of Jamie. I would love to introduce you to a
Cubs player by the name of say Yah Sazuki. Yes, Yes,

(29:26):
that's right, y, say yes Szuki. His first name is
say Yeah, so I will say.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
And by the way, Cowboys fan here, I too hate
Jerry Jones. There you go, ol n. I also I
hate him as much as Tom hates the Big Fat Lady.
There you go. Yeah, A lot of t s A
love I'm getting here. Coming up. We have a great
letter from Janesville, Wisconsin. Oh yeah, oh for sure. And

(30:02):
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the results of that weird trial in Australia that's getting
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a new Barbie is out there that is somewhat unusual
and I love the game operation with the electric game.
And I know you're not gonna believe me. I'm really

(31:50):
good at it. I bet you are. I'm really good
at it. You fancy yourself as a doctor anyway? Yeah no,
but I have very very steady hands. As you know.
I believe we all believe you. Tom. It's just an
attribute that God gave me. There you go, one of
a handful and the giant penis and you're sad, buddy. Yeah,

(32:12):
that's ergo the word cocky. There you go. Coming to
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Speaker 11 (32:19):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning,
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Speaker 5 (32:24):
You can also watch the show on our YouTube.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Channel thousand dollars. Hey, welcome back to The Bob and
Tom Show. Jeff Osk, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Ace Cosby,
I'm chick. Hello, Tom. How are you doing? Great? Good?
And we were talking about those lawyer ads on TV
and there's a bunch of them that they specialize in

(32:49):
motorcycle accidents. And my question was a simple one. What
do you think do you think the guy should dress?
You know more biker ish or more lawyerish, because there's
two different approaches. I thought this.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
We decided the biker guy was the guy.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, the guy that and again. But sometimes the guy
that says he's a biker you kind of look at
him and go, I don't think so. Yes, but he's
the one we're talking about his dressed as a biker. Yeah,
but the one guy looks that there's one vest Yeah,
there's one where the guy looks like a stage hand
set here, put my vest on and then handed him.
Put this bandana on your head and less real cream
pal Anyway, it reminded me. I saw kerchief. I saw

(33:27):
this other day. I like to observe my fellow motorists,
and I saw this big fat because I saw this
as opposed to driving and looking at the high right
fat guy.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
He doesn't observe it.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Tom, What was the big fat guy doing? Eaton? No,
But he was on this. He was on this big
Harley and oh yeah, just scary looking dude. But he
was wearing he was wearing he was wearing a suit
with this little skinny tie, and I thought, wow, is
it is? Are they have the the Jehovah's Witnesses are they.

(34:06):
I don't know this guy. This guy comes to my door.
You're damn right, I want to buy a watchdoor. Is
there a weight requirement for Jovah's witnesses? Maybe I don't know,
I've never seen. Maybe he was just some fat guy
with a tie to work. Wait, he was on a
bike bike Harley, Oh, on a Harley. He was probably

(34:29):
headed to court. Maybe well, you know something, did he
have his pants? If you get a d y, you
can't ride a you can ride a scooter, you can't
what what are the parameters there? I don't know. Uh
under in the state. Yeah, And by the way, I
want to congratulate the guy that I saw yesterday morning
on a black bicycle, wearing all black, driving in the

(34:51):
wrong lane with no light and no reflectors. If I'd
hit you, buddy, I would have kept going.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
I know it seems like we're picking on you this morning,
but you seem to see one of these people dressed
in all black. Well, I'm gonna say three to five times,
he's up to no good week and he's you always,
he's breaking into house. You can't. You cannot buy a
bicycle in this country that doesn't have a reflector on it.

(35:17):
You've got this guy, he's took him off, so nobody's
see the neighborhood. Yeah, I'm serious. And then the ladies
would walk all dressed all in black. Oh, those walking
ladies walk. Yeah, I think they're trying to get hits,
so they call one of those lawyers on TV. I'm
just saying, if you're wearing all black, no reflector and

(35:38):
I hit you, it's going to be a hit and
run because it's your fault.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, try that and cord a law.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
That's why you run away there and there's no there's
no trial. They don't know who you are. That's why
you peel out't I know, I know where to do
it yourself. Car washes. Okay, Oh I thought this through.
You need you got a trunkload of bleach in there. Hey,
we got a letter Tom Dear Bob and Tom show. Today.

(36:06):
I saw a video of running the bulls in Spain,
which is going on as I'm talking the for me okay,
the cheese festival. This is gil. He says, I could
have sworn I saw Josh Arnold casually downing a piece
of pizzo when the bull came rushing by. If there's

(36:27):
a way we could get a video of that. I
would pay big money for it. So be honest, come clean.
Josh isn't there. He's not on the show this week
because he's running with the bulls in Pamplona, isn't he.
I bet he would do it, run with the bulls.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I think you would do it.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
You know what I'd do is I'd stand They have
those balconies over the street, I'd stand up there.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
To watch it.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Everybody watch it. But I think Josh has a literary
background because this is famous because of the Hemingway book
The Son. Also, I think he would go do it.
And then what happens. People get caught up in it,
and they stay up all night drinking, and then they
release the bulls in the morning.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
They say, you can't be intoxicated and run right right?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Part of the rule you everybody, it's Spain, okay, Well
have alcoholic content, yeah, they I think it's breathalyzers.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
You do this, wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
No? You know you and I both know one guy
that did it, right, Yeah, Frank, Yeah, Frank he did it.
And I'm guessing he wasn't completely sober.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
No, probably not.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Now I got another great letter here, Jack, go right ahead.
This comes to us from are you familiar with James
phil Wisconsin? I am. I lost it in a divorce.
Oh sorry, all this comes to us from we were
talking about naming cars. You had some article Christy about
how what was.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
It nickname their cars?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Pretty pretty hefty, especially younger folks. Apparently this just comes
to us from Matt. I have a nineteen seventy Chevelle
those are awesome, by the way, named Hank with a
four fifty four BBC and he says, look it up.
I assume that means it's very serious. I also have

(38:08):
a seventy six Chevy K ten pickup named Fred. Fred
was built in the Janesville, Wisconsin GM assembly plant and
is named after my wife's deceased grandfather who retired from
that plant. My son and I are currently fixing the truck.
The truck up to be his first vehicle. He's thirteen now,
so we got three more years to get Fred back

(38:28):
on the road. Wish us luck.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
That is great, That is great, good luck.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
That is so cool. So it's possible that this guy's
would it be great grandfather built part of that truck
many many years ago. That's awesome. I'm surprised you didn't
mention your your love of the name Hank and the
television show that you like so much. Well, there was

(38:52):
a great TV show called Hank.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Hank.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
What Hank was about a guy that couldn't ford to
go to college, so he would disguise himself and in
order to go to classes, and he had he had
this truck he would sell stuff, and he was dating
the president of the college's daughter.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
What the hell show was this?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
It was a great show. But what's really interesting is
the guy that played Hank. I would found I found
out a few years ago. There's an interesting book about him.
He was actually quite a good actor, and he was
a closeted gay man and was murdered in a robbery.
My god, Dick Kalman, Yeah, Dick Kilman, there's a terrific
novel about that. I I really doubt it's terrific. No, No,

(39:37):
it's very okay.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Nineteen sixty five, Hank was on.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I was a little I was a kid, but I
mean I really enjoyed it, and it kind of gave
you a feel for what college was like. And by
the way, it had a happy it had a happy ending.
It had a happy ending on the TV show. He
ends up getting a full scholarship to go to college.
Oh it was kind of sweet. So just uh, just
the one. Yeah, it was canceled. And but this guy

(40:02):
was a pretty good actor. But he was kind of
like the second tier guy. And there were but he
was in some really big Broadway shows. But he was
killed in a murder in like nineteen eighty. Yeah, it's
a fascinating story. Actually, I'm trying to remember the.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Name of the The story of this show is really
the synopsis.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Is very sad of Hank, the real person.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Of the story. He's orphaned with he's trying to help
support his sisters go into foster care.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
And he was a great kid.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
He's a lunch truck. Was a lunch truck.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
It was one of the second saddest television show other
than The Saddest Queen for the Queen. Yeah, that was
tell us your awful story. Do you know what Queen
for a Day was?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
This?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Is? This is true? This because you the description of it,
you'd say they would never do this. They would bring
three ladies on, they would tell their story and then
they would vote the saddest story would get like a
speed queen dishwashers. And then they brought her up, put
her on a throne, gave her a crown, and named
her queen for a day. Unbelievably sad. Did any of

(41:15):
the queens have a black eye?

Speaker 9 (41:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Sorry? Oh yeah, I'm the one who ruined the show.
Oh god, sorry, I'm trying to find the way when
Thomson stop stop talking. I can't get it to stop talking.
Stop talking to me? What happened? Tom's just existing over there,
He's having a little trouble serie issue. Yeah, sorry, sorry, okay? Yeah, Hank,

(41:45):
good TV. Yeah I thought that.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Happy.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, and a name this man and Laice come back.
The great Hank Green, John Green's brother, terrific podcaster, great guy.
Now let's just move forward here. Hank is the name
making a come back? Yeah? Don't you don't you call
a shooting a snot out of your nose a hank? Yes,
you do. Contextually that tends to give him a hank

(42:10):
the waters of the nice discussion we were just having.
When we come back, we'll dip our toes into the
world of sports, and we have another exciting song coming
up from Pat Godwin. Is that correct. Are you done
for the day time? I'm ready to go. Pat's stewing
over there. Starting next Wednesday night, mister god will be

(42:30):
live in person in Sarasota, Florida at McCurdy's. If you're
anywhere near there, you must go see the shows. Is
it Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday to be there?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Do I have to go?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
You do not have to go? Get with that at it? Wow?
Wait to sell tickets. I have to go. We are
coming right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
I want to share a letter or comment.

Speaker 11 (42:56):
Our email is Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom
dot com.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob a Top show at
the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin.
Jeff Oske is here. There's a Cosby. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee.
I just to catch up. You had mentioned we had
a nice letter from a guy from Wisconsin talking about

(43:26):
the fact that his I guess his wife's grandfather had
worked at the auto plant there, the GM assembly plant
years ago. And he now has one of those trucks
from days gone by that he's fixing up for his son. Huh,
which is really cool. I think they named the name
the truck after the decedent, Yeah, you know, after Fred,
So that's really cool. And he also has another vehicle

(43:48):
in nineteen seventy Chevelle four fifty four BBC and he said,
look it up BBC. Yeah, sure, that's what that's what
it says here four an event that one is named
hank And you mentioned the classic TV show hank Ah,
which was about you, certainly a different era, not an

(44:11):
extremely popular show, but it was about a kid that's
trying to work his way through kind of the a
lot darker than we remember, I think, but well what's dark.
There's a semi fictionalized account of that actor, Dick Hellman's life.
It's called Up with the Sun, and it's a really
good book, su Win. It's a terrific story. This guy,

(44:32):
that actor, was actually murdered in a jewelry theft. Oh
my gosh, fascinating story, terrifying, and there's a lot of
other stuff going.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Was he murdered by a guy dressed in black on
a black bike.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Nope, but let's we can move forward here. Do you
want to get to the mail bag or to the
sporting scene? Christy? And then I got a great one.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
What have you got just from Sherry? Hello? Awesome?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
People hate that song.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
It's c h e are I maybe it's cherry Jerry,
I have a pink jeep.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Bet she doesn't have a pink cherry. I'm guessing that
ship is sickled.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Whoa her name is? This is Sherry. I'm gonna go
with Sherry in Toledo. And her pink jeep is named Fanny.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Did you say pink ja.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Jeep goes u uk? Natives will know why?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Oh, dear god. So it's the front naughty? Yeah, did
you know that, Jeffrey. Yeah, Fanny, here's backside Fanny. There
is the front naughty. Oh they switched it around. Yeah.
I think the Americans switched it around. I think, but yeah,
make it really changes the meaning of that song. Take
a load off, Fanny. Yeah, kind of creepy. That kind

(45:48):
of leads to this one. I had been asking about.
I think my cell phone may have gone off on
the show the other day. No h and I was
also you were asking why and because I leave it on,
so when my alarm goes off, it wakes me up.
And you explain to me that if you put it
on silent mode, the alarm still works. Yes, if there
should be an asterisk on that thing then so it's

(46:10):
not really silent. The larger point being I asked, do like,
if you're in an operating theater, do the doctors and
they do they leave their phones on? Do they ever
take phone calls? I mean, you know, hey, nurse Johnson,
hold this guy's heard. I've got at They're a bit busy.
That's well, that's what I thought, But then I got

(46:31):
this letter.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Here.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
You've seen the medical shows close for me, I have
to take this call. Stuff like that that apps all
the time. Well, that's TV, but this is reality. This
comes to us from Nicole. She was She says, Tom,
you were wondering if sturgeons have their phones on in
the o R. I'm here to tell you yes, uh huh.
Blowing the lid off the she say, Oh, in the

(46:57):
o R we answer the phone all the time. Time.
The funniest time lady was having to reschedule a Brazilian
wax in the middle of surgery. Oh see, there you
go what nice to know.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
So her surgeon was having a Brazilian wax later in
the day.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Apparently must have been a lady surgeon. They're very qualified,
say that. Or the lady having the procedure also getting
a Brazilian wax. That'd be interesting. Hey, wait a minute
to take the appendix out till they rip off the
first hair laden strip of wax.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
How do they do? I mean, it's a sterile environment.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
They weren't Brazilian waxing.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
No, the doctor was getting your phone and something so
they can answer it while they're gloved up.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
And I assume you're the.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
One that says your phone so full of germs.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
All the time, all phones are covered. They maybe they
have a sterilization machine like they have at the nail
cutting stores. Nail cutting stores, not the salons. And you know,
I'm talking what are the places called lot they have
They have a machine like the microwave they put all
the metal stuff in. And how does anyone How does

(48:10):
anyone know what you're talking about? I imagine that they
maybe someone will hold a phone up on speaker to
the doctor, but they.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Still have to hold the phone. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
They have an earbud. Yeah. Person under thirty walks around
with one end.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Now, can you answer your phone without hands free? Yeah?
I don't know because I don't use it.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I don't have method. Yeah, but then you touch it though,
I mean yeah, yeah, because I'm living with you.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Is like playing in a game of charades all day long?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Is right? You can answer your phone without touching. Quadruplegics
have iPhones. Hello, answer the phone and stuff like that. Sure, okay, well,
well maybe someone knows more about this. We'll find out.
I believe it's the accessibility feature. Okay, well, very nice,
thank you. Right now we are accessible to the world
of sporting news with Chick McGee right over there. I

(49:00):
can see him. What's happening? Rick Veronica Burton had twenty
one points, he rebound six assists, and Kayla Thornton had
eighteen and eight boards. Golden State Valkyries beat the Indiana
Fever in Indianapolis yesterday eighty to sixty one to spoil
Caitlin Clark's return. Caitlin had just ten points, four to
twelve shooting. The Fever scored their second fewest points of
the season without sixty one. Clark returned after missing the

(49:22):
past five games with a left groin injury. The All
Star Captain participated in practice Monday, first time she'd done
that since getting hurt back on June twenty six. All
Star Game coming up on nineteen in indianapol I was
speaking of All Star Games, Major League Baseball All Star
Game Monday, Home Run Derby Tuesday. Next Tuesday, the All

(49:44):
Star Game in Atlanta, and Junior Camonaro announced he will
take part in the home Run Derby. That means that
the Mariners Cal Raley, they call him the big Dumper,
Tom you know him, James Wood, Brian Byron Buxton, O'Neill, Ruse,
Ronald Acuna Junior, and two more contestants are still to

(50:04):
be announced for the Home Run Derby, possibly the Yankees
infielder Jazz Chisholm Junior will participate. One of the greatest
names in Major League Baseball. His short yeah Chisholm. And
let's write a poem, which was a man named Chisholm.

(50:27):
Okay that brings us to Tom Brady and Sophia Virgara.
Is that a thing? Well, apparently the internet some love it.
It's going crazy on the internet. Tom the retired NFL
star and Modern Family actress evidently have been spending some
time together. They met at the bezos wedding and now

(50:51):
they're last photographed in Abiza Abitha. How do you it
Atha days?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Today?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I believe, well, you should be proud of yourself that
you know when Sovia's birthday is.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
It's just because I d ad it today in history,
look at.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
That they are. I don't know who the guy in
it is in the middle, but he's some influencer. I'm
guessing there you got, Sophia. What a douchebag? Yeah, I
know anyway, sunglasses at night just an automatic a hole
unless you're blind. If you've got sunglasses on, you're a dick.

(51:35):
It's true. I thought you loved Tom Brady. You wanted
him to come back and win a gold medal for
flag football. What happened to all that?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Were you trying to call up Sophia and he got
in there and blocked you? Is that what happened? Oh? No, no, no,
she is falling out of that dress to the top.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
He loves she just.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Got divorced from Joe or whatever. You say. I have
a chance, Yeah, no, not at all. I hope she
has some goggles because Brady's gonna shower her with seed.
He's so healthy. I mean, you can only imagine the quantity.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Of Okay, does that change with.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
So more with fitness? Yeah? Absolutely? Is that right? Of
course I'm trying to find out if you're right, Christie.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, I am right, because she turns fifty three on Thursday.
I just read it was.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Born in nineteen seventy two, Sophia Ergar. She does not
look fifty three. No. Today is today's the buck moon? Tom?
Did you know that?

Speaker 2 (52:40):
What's the buck moon?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
The full moon? The buck moon? It's beautiful. Key to
work the deer. Yeah, it's nice and full. At four
thirty seven this afternoon Eastern, there was a buck on
our ramp. You can see that today there on our
ramp right here, buddy, Yeah, you know, God knows what
it could have been, a guy putting trash out. No, no,
because Mike Mark saw him to Well, what what else

(53:06):
if you got here, if you got here early on?
What else you going to say? If you say I
saw yeah, Tom, I saw it too. That's right, mister Godwin.
Did you see I saw him today? Yes, at the entrance,
huge buck.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Whatever Tom said, I knew you were going to do that.
Disappoint I think it does go ahead and the stones
may break. How many different kinds of moons are there? Okay,
you got your buck, got your waxing. There's all these
new kinds of moons. Give us there, what you got there? Christine?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
A picture for os. It's a picture of Sophiagara laying
on a yacht.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Butt hanging out.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, that is.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Some sites that are pixelating her butt out.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
She's not like nakedness. That's a lot of butt you
mean this one? Yeah, that's hell? That is nice. There's
a couple of there's a couple of glacier guys going
down that cravas. Yeah. Do we have an update on
the Chihuahua and the crevass?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Okay, the same thing. Okay, we'll look forward to his
owner died.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah you didn't get that. Well, it's fast. We not reported. Well,
it's so far right now as we know, it's a
happy story. If you talk about the dying, they're gonna
write a book about it. Is alive and well, old yeller.
Now I'm coming up. What do we do? We have
more sports? Sure, we got a guy on fire. Tom,

(54:47):
All right, he set himself on fire? Yes, why would you?
I hope it was Djokovic. Sooner he's dead, the happier.
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We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick, Hello Tom, Hello,
Chick McGee, Hello sir, and greetings to miss Hooker.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
That is a great color on you. Kind of a
peachy the orange e in Gerini ish. It's more than
I want to say coral.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
There you go.

Speaker 12 (57:10):
It was red at one time.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
It's very good war Well, you know Tom has This
is another little known fact about Tom Griswold. He he
loves bright colors so he can gives him something to
bleach in the wash. Oh yeah, that used to be
a bright blue shirt. Well we got ahold of it.
Kind of a bluish grain. Sant You put all your
clothes on sanitary right, yeah, like a boil and I

(57:36):
want to kill those germs. That's right. I've seen that commercially.
You can you a cold wetter wash. That's for pansies.
Man up, I bet the power company has you on
some sort of special grid. Oh I get an award.
I bet you do. And they have a Griswold switch
you kick it up. We were talking off the air

(57:56):
about this. I do not very rarely do I hit
that santit tice thing on the dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Okay, we'll stop that.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
We need we need to address this. We have to
address so it'll finally go away.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yes, Tom, while he was on vacation.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
The one day he was whatever, he lost.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
His iced tea picture. He had a picture that he
made iced t in his carafe and he's convinced it
it broke in the dishwasher, right, And.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, because the previous one that I had, I took
out of the dishwasher here one day and I immediately
put ice in it and the tea and it exploded that.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Because it was hot, right was glass? Well, you can't
put it.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
So I bought a new one. But it's gone.

Speaker 12 (58:39):
And I just when you told me about it in
the hallway, I emailed our cleaning person and I'm gonna
find out if maybe.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
They broke it. There you go, maybe it was. I
don't care of us off.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
The air well, haven't you broken it? Haven't things broken
in your dishwasher before?

Speaker 1 (58:57):
All the time, all the time, all the time. Especially
you have like wine glasses, which I hate anyway, How.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Do you have a wine glass?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Your beef with a wine glass? I just don't like
them there. It's a terrible design that the liquid is
high off the ground and it's balanced wrong. I there's
a place I go where they serve ice tea and
wine glasses, and I I politely asked them could I
please have it in the water glass? Oh my god,
I hate having iced ty. I hate wine glasses. They
have wine glasses, I believe ladies.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Yeah they're like a mug.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Yeah, they don't have any they don't have a stem on. Right,
you know you can drink it out of the bottle.
I don't drink. I don't drink. I don't drink wine. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
This is when he's entertaining none of us.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
When a few guns over you, guys, I wouldn't have
wine glass, I would you guys go straight booze. We
have grape grape jelly. Don't you think Tom probably has
boxed wine in the fridge right now? But something answer is,
is there a wine cellar? No place? No? No?

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
Are you using the dishwasher in the normal kitchen or
in the butler's pantry, because I know the one of
the pantry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Is a little stronger than me. I know I'm using
this the regular dishwasher and it's breaking your glasses. It
has an occasion, yeah, but I don't.

Speaker 12 (01:00:16):
Sure it's not operator air.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
I'm positive. The larger point here is I be serious,
my dishwasher might as well just be a rack because
I I hand washed the dishes every network put them
in there, and I get emails people going you're supposed
to put him in dirty it gets some cleaner. I
don't buy that. No, No, I don't know who. Which
one of you was telling you that they clean? Was

(01:00:40):
it Josh who cleans his house before he has that
maid come over? We all do that up.

Speaker 12 (01:00:45):
You do pick up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
But do you wash the dishes before you put them
in the dishwasher?

Speaker 12 (01:00:49):
Yeah? I washed dishes a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Too, because I like just but but I do not
typically use the there's a sanitary mode on my dishwasher.
I've never timed it out, but I know it's more
than three hours.

Speaker 12 (01:01:02):
That's too long.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Mine's four if you go the full cycle.

Speaker 12 (01:01:06):
Yeah, that's too long.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
It's too long.

Speaker 12 (01:01:08):
And it comes out it's a sanitary thing at the
restaurant that you hit and it's three minutes, three minutes
and all the dishes are sanitized.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (01:01:16):
Why don't we have that at home?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Right?

Speaker 12 (01:01:18):
Yeah, that's what I want.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
It's super hot water, right, super hot? Okay, an don't
shatter anything.

Speaker 12 (01:01:25):
The scientific term super hot water.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
So who's in this whole movement to wash out your
clothing cold water? What's that all about? Keeping the color?
I don't know. I don't know if it does never
washed anything but cold.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I under white sheets and towels.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Else your shirts are germ laden.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
The heat of the dryer would kill anything. And there's
so exactly when we.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Were kids, they had a big cam pain about cold
water at all or something. There's why you were kids.
There's one right now, is it? I don't Yeah, it's
some NFL guy cold water? Who is it? Is it
Gronk or so?

Speaker 12 (01:02:10):
Do you save money on your utility bills by using
cold water?

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I don't know? That's what is that?

Speaker 12 (01:02:15):
The push?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I just never wanted my clothes up, and I know
if I watch them in cold ye that the colors
aren't going to run and I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
And they're not going to shrink. Yes, exactly, it's better
for the fabric.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Well and any of it. Enough of our washing, hunk.
So did you order a new tea picture? Yeah? I
ordered one that's supposed to be dishwasher tempered glasses. I
guess is it the same pill? No, you're not gonna lie.
You love this last one. I know. It's because they're
around like a baby fit in the fridge. It sounded
like you were wearing bells on your feet when you

(01:02:51):
weren't walking around you don't you know you're coming. We
shut up. This is the same guy who told me
you can't have glass and you average of the studio,
you can't have ice in there. People will hear he
comes in clying C climb Cli. I've got it a
darling climb. Okay. The ad is called the NFL is
calling Matt Ryan humorously cold calls iced tea and Steve

(01:03:15):
Austin to announce I better. He's convince the NFL to
wash in cold water. His involvement is because he was
called Matty Ice. It's for tied cold water wash.

Speaker 12 (01:03:29):
Of all the things to wash in hot water, I
would think uniform that should be.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
A hot water Yeah, grass stains and you know, can
you say Matty Ice again with that disdain that just
grips off your tongue. Matty Ice really is an art form,
isn't it. Yeah? You really do take a turn, take
it to a new level. Yeah all right, Well you
can make a guy feel like as big as a pea.
Hard to do, but but well worth it. Hey we

(01:03:58):
got again this world record. Here here we go. Strap
in record Firefighter has broken the Guinness World Record for
the farthest distance while being on fire while riding a motorcycle. Iikes,
you heard me. Jonathan Vero of France set himself on

(01:04:19):
fire then climbed onto a motorcycle to ride a total
of one four hundred and fifty feet to achieve the record.
He's forty one years old and a trained stuntman and
fire performer. Oh cool is that he holds two other
world records. Set himself on fire? Yeah, well his other
world records the fastest full body burn one hundred meters

(01:04:44):
sprint without oxygen in seventeen seconds. So think about that
he's doing. If you are to track meet, this guy's
running as fast as a decent high school. Well, the
world record for one hundred meters is like nine if something. Yeah,
but they weren't on fire, and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Not getting any oxygen because he.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Can't breathe in breathing by breathe in the fire. You
know you don't want to breathe in fire. No, no, no,
these guys French. So when he did it, he lit
himself up with a cigarette, of course. And this says
here the longest distance full body burn run without oxygen.
The other one hundred meters and seventeen seconds. This is

(01:05:23):
the longest distance full body burned without oxygen eight hundred
and ninety three feet two and a half inches. Think
about that. How much he's on fire, the guy?

Speaker 12 (01:05:33):
How much did your parents have to not pay attention
to you for this to be your Like, this is
what you decide like this, I'm gonna catch myself from fire.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Honny, have you seen Johnny? Yeah, he's on fire again.
Hang on, Johnny. This guy's a professional firefighter.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Well, and he's a professional stunt man, so he knows
what he's doing anywhere. It's no mex I'm sure. So
it's there's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Oh, there's a picture of the guy. Look, he's on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
He's all covered up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Well, but the gelatin is burning there. Yes, they set
the guy on fire. He starts the motorcycle, but that's
going to be hot with it on your back like that,
and you again, it's good. The flames are getting fanned
by all the air.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Chest not on fire, facing on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
That looks as safe as walk into the grocery. And
then they put him out with fire. I would do
that before I ran with the bulls. Like that painful all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
He don't look that bad. He's wearing a suit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Well, it's not like he's naked on fire. Yeah, like
nine inches of leather, I say. But the way to
make this cool would be you do it at a
lake with a ramp and have the guy put himself
up by going into the water. That'd be cool. You
have to treat the motorcycle of course. Oh you use

(01:06:52):
a cheap little motorcycle or somebody. Yeah, wouldn't that be
Can you offer a ramp a jet ski? Have to go? Right?
You wouldn't find any purchase on the ramp. They might ride.
They would lube up the ramp with the water. Would
they with water? They have a stream going like a
slip and slide, ky jelly. That's a good question. What's

(01:07:16):
the world record jump in ASC? Do all fun things
to do? Someone looked that up. But a firefighter who
sets himself on fire, this is like a dea agent
has got a really bad coke problem. Right, No, okay, he.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Likes a practice on himself. You don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Okay, we have more sports. There's a new second season
of the series Quarterback, produced by Omaha and Peyton Manning
and UH. This season they have Kirk Cousins again, UH
and they also have the Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow and
Jared Goff of the Detroit Liones. Of course, Jared married
to cocoa golf tennis player, and so she's she's cocoa

(01:07:58):
golf golf. She's cocoa golf golf. That's right, right, And
Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow on the Netflix series Quarterback, says
he was on the verge of buying a fully functional
replica of the Batmobile until that break in and his
home changed everything. On the new seasons It's Called Quarterback,
Burrow revealed that the December burglary at his home made

(01:08:19):
him rethink the high profile purchase, I said, Burrow says,
I didn't end up getting the Batmobile because I just
had other things I wanted to deal with at that point.
The robbery led to multiple arrests in a federal grand
jury indictment, which alleges that Burrow's home was targeted by
a sprawling criminal worldwide criminal network taking advantage of professional athletes.

(01:08:40):
They knew they were at games at the time they
were breaking into their home, and then they nailed them.
And I believe Joe had a playmate.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Somebody was there, the one that people were surprised. Yeah,
they're like, oh, like a.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Miss universe, wouldn't you Well, yeah, Joe Burrow, the guy
makes a million dollars a week. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm
surprised he's got enough seed left in him gets up
in the morning. Susie Suckathan taken care of you. Would
you get a batmobile if you have that kind of money, Yes,
I'm thinking about getting one now, and I don't have

(01:09:12):
that kind of money. Yeah. Absolutely, what I would want
is i'd want the bat signal?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Are the batmobile street legal?

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
No, isn't. Because you're Joe Burrow, you pull the cops
are gonna pull you over. Go hey, Joe, how's it going?
Good luck next week? I don't care.

Speaker 12 (01:09:28):
There's a replica one that drives around here, really, yeah,
Carpet or the Newer One TV show. It's an old one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
That one that's a good one though. That's kind of cool,
very cool. Yeah, that one is. I think that one
is street legal. But the old the old, the old
one from the one that Morgan Freeman built in the
New Movies. Yeah. No, wouldn't you want the bat signal? Though?
You know that the giant Cleague light that shoots up
into the sky.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
No, what what purpose would you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Pat Godwin wrote this, It's it's six seconds. You know
what the problem with the bad signal is, though, Miss Hooker,
What is it? What if it's okay? What if it's uh?
What if it's a What if it's a clear sky
night in Gotham City? You have to have overcast, right,

(01:10:23):
getting clouds up there? What are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Shoot it on the moon?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Is that possible? If you have enough power, that'd be
a hell of a light, that'd be That would be cool.

Speaker 12 (01:10:36):
Remember when the car dealerships and the mall used to
do that, see up the spotlight whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Now now we've all we just have that that tubular
man that's on the on the fan. I haven't seen
the searchlight thing for quite a one. Wacky tube. It's
gone out of fashion, I think.

Speaker 11 (01:10:53):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
I think two guys cheaper than the spot.

Speaker 12 (01:10:55):
Shopping malls, Yeah, the mall lately.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Yeah, I was in. I walked into the Philadelphia Airport.
That's a like four thousand yards of shopping mall before
you get to the gates.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Best shopping mall airport, no contest.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Minneapolis, minnap Okay, because you have to go from Minneapolis
to Saint Paul, they had to have something in between.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
The Minneapolis airport actually is in South Dakota. By the
time you get there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
I wonder what the longest gate to gate walk is
in an American airport. You think, Dallas, Denver, you've got
the trailing, you got the train. Well in Atlanta has
the plane train? Oh yeah, with the Mayor, Andre Dickens.
Welcome to Atlanta. I love that. I'm your mayor, Andre Dickens.

(01:11:49):
Get greeted by the mayor in all these times? Okay,
now coming up, do we have any more sports?

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Okay, who's ready for a game of Operation? Great? At that? Dallas?
I guess them Operation the game they're going pro We're
going to find out about that coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Are you going to try out? Are you going to
do it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
I wish I could. Also, we got a very unusual
story about Barbie and the Barbie doll and the Mattel Corporation.
Uh kind of interesting stuff. Is math still hard?

Speaker 11 (01:12:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Plus perhaps a tribute to Barbie just like can and
then are any of you aware of the famous urban
legend about the length of the finger.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Of course and a male member.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
No, No, not that one, the one about finger your
sexual preferences. No, one's aware of that. If you have
a longer index finger, you're gay. Yeah, I heard that.
I don't know, are you right, I'm guessing no, that's no,
that's the urban legend. But it's actually comes to it's

(01:13:02):
I figured out a way to apply that to today's newscast.
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Speaker 11 (01:13:12):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy
Lee's over there at the news desk. There's Pac Codlin.
Jess Hooker's here. Hi, Hello, Jeff Hoske. We're in the
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I'm check. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee, Wishing good luck

(01:13:47):
to Matt in Milton, Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
What's going on with Matt.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
He's once again rebuilding Fred. Oh that's right, miss Hooker,
you're not familiar with it. I thought he was in
the hospital for No, he's doing great. Among other things
he is, we're talking about naming dies your Does your
car have a name?

Speaker 10 (01:14:05):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:14:05):
I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Have you ever, Okay, somewhat disdainful.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
I don't.

Speaker 12 (01:14:09):
I don't. I mean, if it fits like Figgy, that
makes sense. But to go out and like put eyelashes
on the.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
That's so cool.

Speaker 12 (01:14:22):
I drove my jeep somewhere the other day. Oh, it's
Chick fil A. I was in the drive through and
the guy goes, why don't you have any ducks? And
I was like, because I have a life. Oh, I
just pissed off a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
By the way, Chick fil A, they have reinvented the
drive through. They have they have got it down. They
let me ask you something, Jess, Could you ever go
to another drive through and mistake it for a I know.

Speaker 12 (01:14:53):
What he's talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Yeah, they're right beside him, beside but that does excuse you.

Speaker 12 (01:15:01):
But there would have to be a real like, uh,
there's a there's about five seconds where you could just
black out and end up in the room.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
If you've been to that one, not only are they
next to each other, they're they're coming off of a
major strip mall parking lot. It's extraordinarily confusing, which and
of course I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Do you navigate life? I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
There are a lot of errors in any he walked
into the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
All I got saw was a mall. There was no
signs for gates. I didn't know where the gates were come.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
In the Philadelphia airport. That's like the airport's secondary.

Speaker 12 (01:15:35):
It is so bizarre that, like of all the people
that work for you, that you don't have a handler,
like someone specific for years to make sure that you
get from point A to point B. I guess, I
guess we are all his handlers if you think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
But you've you got all the way from London by yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
I got I got all the way from London, England
to my.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
House by yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
There might be for a couple of I've been there
along the road.

Speaker 12 (01:16:02):
But I made I want to I want to I
want to see your phone log. I want to see
how many times you called Amy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Yeah, no, Joe, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
What I want to say. I'm in Luxembourg. No no, no, no, no, no,
don't you start. I think I think it's nice you
and Tom. You idiots found each other. You're exactly a lie.
If I could get back to my letter, this is
really exciting. We were talking about name. I thought you
had a name for your jeep. No, that's why I asked.

Speaker 12 (01:16:30):
I don't know. I just it's just my jeep. It's
it's it's sting gray is the color, and so yeah,
it's sting gray. So I think if I did like
sting Ray, the sting Ray jeep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
This news article, we had to maybe those stats were wrong.
It said a lot of people named their car. I
forgot what.

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
I used to have a station wagon that we called
the dragon wagon. Oh yeah, that was I guess the
name for a car.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
And your comedy career was born.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Had a red car. We called her lolly like a
because you look like.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
By the way back to the did you go out
the dragon rat wagon? Because you know when you're things
were dragging in, things are hanging out there. I used
to date and then you have found enough and make
your dragon. That's pavement to pop in the dragon. That
that fat, that fat lady remember her. Sorry, I'm trying

(01:17:27):
to get I'm trying to get too quick. Matt's letter.

Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
I want to say this real quick. If you missed
the TSA and Philly U conversation. Uh, every night at
eight o'clock on our YouTube, our Facebook and rumble, we
have a highlight that we play every night and go
to the Tom T s A.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
It's ten minutes of gold that you will if you
will thank me tomorrow. Absolutely worth it. Take some check
it out. They were mean to me. Oh yeah, I
just hasn't heard this yet. They were rude. Have you
heard about it?

Speaker 12 (01:18:02):
I think it was there a fat woman involved.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Ye tell her real quick? Oh was she?

Speaker 12 (01:18:07):
Did she have a fat heart? Or was she physically fat?
Because whenever he doesn't like anybody, he just decides they're fat.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
No, she was physically awful human beings. This is a
little bit of both me and Tom. I was trying
to help him. A lady was a little bitch. It
wasn't a big fat If you're that fat bitch in
Philadelphia radio, bitch, big bitch. T tell Jess the dog

(01:18:38):
Bowl section. I think that's my favorite so it's not
at all crowded. I've just been reintroduced to America, where
I was born and raised after spending three days in London, England.
And I get back to the country. You have to
go through customs and you know, whatever it is, what
do they call it immigration?

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
That guy was real pissy. Yeah, why'd you leave the country.
I was trying to buy some C four to blow
up the airport. Anyway that's gonna get you. Look no, actually,
in any event. Then I get to you have to
go back through uh t s a again now that

(01:19:18):
you're you've alread, you've already gone through American customs. And
I get there, there's virtually no one there and uh
I walk up there and she goes, everything has to
go in your bag, just like that. Yeah, he intends
that that was her. That was her demeanor. The guy
there's one guy in front of what so go So
you want me to put my my phone and everything
in the bag, which I would be happy to do.

(01:19:38):
I understand that they have a very important job. I
totally get it. Whatever they want. But there are no signs,
you know, do I this is in this? Now this
has been alleviated. Does it, choose on, shoes off? Just
tell me what I need to do in a nice
pleasant way, please, in a nice pleasant one. And then
I said, but I said, so do I put my
phone in my passport and all the stuff in my
pockets in my bag And she goes, no, you put

(01:20:01):
it in here, and she reaches behind her and she
has what looks like a dirty dog dish that you
see those all the time, but you know they weren't
out front where I could actually see them. Right, Okay,
you know here you go, you know whatever, And you know,
do you want my shoes on?

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
And yeah, yeah, yeah, ok.

Speaker 12 (01:20:17):
I don't find that. The bigger the airport, the meaner
the staff, they're doing a lot, a lot of they do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
But look, just because they know the rules, all they
have to do is pass them on to us.

Speaker 9 (01:20:29):
Right.

Speaker 12 (01:20:30):
And Tom is a friendly person, like out in public
like he should, like Chick Chick is not. He attracts
mean people.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
But I was just asking me that's exactly right, I
argue if I could. But you know, I'm just asking.
Maybe you have some videos, take your belt, take, take
your belt off, whatever you have to do. I mean,
I'm happy to do everything.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
I just should make it, you know, first exactly it's
different in every year.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
But just people and what if you're a lot of
times they do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Have a guy yelling or a woman yelling him the
way good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
That's and usually they're very friendly, and I totally get it,
and I'm not I technically I'd be happy to take
my shoes off. I kind of. I think it's really
stupid that they're they keep telling I'd rather have him
taken off.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Well, now they're saying you don't have to take it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
They just announced whatever they have to do to keep
them safe is fine with me. I don't mind any
of that stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:21:24):
But when you travel, aren't you reminded that we have
the best airport in the world. Our airport here. Oh yeah,
it's the best one ever. I mean I think it's
literally voted the best airport.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Yeah, they just they just have a new top five
list of airports out there right now. Okay, but in
any event, we can move forward here. The reason I
was trying to get to Matt's letter yes, is this
he's doing something really cool. He is rebuilding an old
truck that his wife's grandfather may have been part of
building back at the Janesville, Wisconsin factory. Oh wow, and

(01:21:54):
he's rebuilding it for his son. I just think this
is so cool. It's a nineteen seventy Chevy K ten
pickup named Fred after the grandfather.

Speaker 12 (01:22:04):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
I think that's super cool. So good luck with Fred
because he's got three years to get it done before
the kid turns sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Okay, I wonder what the kid's peers are going to
think of this truck.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Who cares? It's a cool truck? If I think if
they don't get how cool it is there moron.

Speaker 6 (01:22:19):
I think they're gonna like. I feel like kids now
are liking the cool older stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
That's good.

Speaker 12 (01:22:24):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
They're starting to fall back, all right. And if they
don't like it, hey, it's an ass grass or gas.
What is it again? That's right. If you don't like
If you don't like my truck, Fred, you can walk.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
But this guy, this guy, I think it's awesome. You
know me, I love old cars.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Named uh a truck after someone who died. There are
some families who named pets after someone who's who's passed away.
I believe justice family doesn't really.

Speaker 12 (01:22:51):
Yeah, yeah, I have an aunt who yeah. She When
someone dies and she gets a new cat, she names
it after the last person that die.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
That's awkward.

Speaker 12 (01:23:07):
Yeah, Grandpa.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Yeah, she's a cat named Grandpa.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Is it relatives or is it public figures like celebrities.

Speaker 12 (01:23:16):
It's they're always related, like Harry and Annabelle and those
are her parents.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
So yeah, does she perceive that she does that there's
something connection with their souls somehow.

Speaker 12 (01:23:28):
No, she's not like all woo woo like that. She
just she just likes the names. I guess she wants
to keep them.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Hey, look active my new puppy, Uncle Clarence is eating
his poop just like the old man used to. Wait
a minute, if you believe in reincarnation, you're woo woo.
Is that what you said?

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:23:46):
I think some people think that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:23:50):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Coming up we have Are we done with sports?

Speaker 9 (01:23:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
We got one more secuity. He's talking about, you've got
the operation game and you've got a game right over there.
I'll touch this. I'm wor class at this. We're in
the aralledo part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
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Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bobin Top Show. I skipped. There's Chrissy Lee
at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
How's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Yeah, I can't get any better. There's Pat Godwin, Chick. Hello,
Jess Hooker, Hi, there's Jeff Oske. Ace Cosby's here. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. I am Chick McGee,
Tom grooving on this this great organ. Okay, you don't
like this? Hello? I like it? Fine, I love it.

(01:24:44):
It is what I meant to say. I love it.
We got the attitude. I can't wait. I can't wait
to hear it again. I think i'd six oh two.
Check localistics. You were playing your jazz for meth heads
again this morning. You were but normal, some nice tunes
on the WHI Which moon do we have coming up here?

(01:25:08):
Buck moon? The buck moon? Because the horns are budding
on the bucks? Okay, because you got your blue moon.

Speaker 12 (01:25:17):
We just had strawberry moon before this Erry moon, pink moon.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Right, we had the super moon recently, where for the
moon's a little bit closer. Uh, you got your Pastrami
moon or what YEAHSMI moon, I don't know. Let's start. Oh,
let's not explain. It was just as Hunter's moon, pink moon,
harvest Moon. I can't What do you think about the
pink moon? Tom in the moon all pink inside? Isn't

(01:25:43):
that right? Yes? If you get moon to's all things.
Oh yeah, we had one more sports story. Is that correct?
Hundreds of adults, it says here, gathered in Paris, Okay,
to face off and championship competition of the classic board
game Operation. Love that hundreds of adults.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Do your kids play Operation in Paris?

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
I know we used to have one. I I haven't
had it out lately. Okay, you what you have? The
game worksheft? Now how does it work? Well, it's you answer.
You hold what would be the equivalent of like a scalpel,
as if you're doing a surgical procedure. It's all, it's
not a scalpel. The guy's already open. You do not

(01:26:33):
have to cut him. No, but I mean it's it's
as if you are doing a surgical procedure removing, and
you're removing things, and it requires incredibly steady hands. And
actually you probably really loved Operation because it's full of puns,
the old bread basket, the old wrenched tankle which if

(01:26:57):
you touch the edges then I've got this to simul league.
You get this. Can you hear that?

Speaker 10 (01:27:02):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
Yeah, really I can really well, no wonder you're so
good at operation you can't hear the buzz.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Yeah you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
So this is serious. Patient died. I didn't hear a thing.
These are adults playing operation in the World Championship. Championship
saw two hundred and fifty six players dressed in medical
style out tests of course, scrubsquead, Yeah, that's part of
the fun, it says, here to test their surgical skills.
The competition started in twenty twenty one as a lighthearted event.

(01:27:37):
It's now a full scale tournament, complete with referees, medals,
and a giant trophy for the winner. According to something
called joanal Dunay in Paris, I think that means newspaper,
twenty one year old medical student named Margo Janvier won
this year's competition. Way to go, Margo, go spell the

(01:28:00):
m A R G A U x Oh. That one
that's as French as it gets, like chate is it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:09):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
I mean I think it would be really much much
more fun. I'll explain this. This is like Guitar Hero
is to playing guitar. Remember that game, Remember Guitar Hero.
What does that have to do with Operation? Well, because
you're not really operating on somebody, so is Guitar Hero.
You're not really playing guitar. You've got you've got this
plastic What have you seen the game Guitar Hero.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Of course everyone's seeing it, red, blue, green, no.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
One, no one's seeing Operation. We just like to ask
you what and explain. I like, what gets you farther
into the pat They came out with Guitar Hero. For
the Beatles, you could pretend you were the Beatles, much
like the band Oasis. Okay, the the notion I have
to make this much more fun would be hose rules

(01:29:01):
for the game operation, in which you actually got a
serious electric shock if you touch the edges. Oh I
thought you were going to make him drink like twelve
cups of coffee before they start.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Yeah, we're going through withdraw the DT, he says, he does, Christy,
but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
What Tom says so much caffeine.

Speaker 12 (01:29:21):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Tom has stated he's amazingly good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
At that operation.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Really, look at this look at this. That's pretty good.

Speaker 12 (01:29:29):
That is good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
I'm taking my two middle fingers and putting a coffee
stir on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
My necessarily mean you don't shake.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Well, that's the right shake when I don't drink, give
me a taste on it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
Who's this guy like this?

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
I don't need I don't need love. I just need
some of your juices. No, I don't. And that's your
right hand too? Is that? Isn't that your finger? Bang?
I do? I happen to have very steady hands. I'm
not sure or what, okay, but I love the game operation.
It's fun. So if you say so, they're going to
do this on TV? I heard what well with some

(01:30:10):
of the new things going on in the world, If
they're going to have an operation and then the winner
gets healthcare, you know things are changing political right, can't
no birth? No baby? That's what he said. You know,

(01:30:32):
if there's never been a time to go over to
the news desk, I can't think of a better role.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
One of Australia's most closely followed murder trials has taken
a strange turn.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
No, hang on one second, are you aware of this
this ooker?

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Yes, she is. I'm sure because you're a cooker hooker,
and this is about the lady who poisoned her relatives
with the mushrooms.

Speaker 12 (01:30:52):
I don't know this story, really, no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
This was internationally. This is one of the biggest stories
in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Aaron Patterson recently found guilty in a highly publicized case
involving poisoning deaths of three people in the severe illness
of a fourth. Central to it was the beef Wellington
that she served her family.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
She invited her exes, her ex's parents over well.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Yeah, her ex in laws were invited over for dinner
and I believe his six maybe her sister.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
In law and one of the four lived. Yes, she
made up this. She didn't eat any.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
She deliberately laced it with death cap mushrooms, a toxic
ingredient often mistaken for edible varieties. During the trial, it
was revealed that Patterson had followed a recipe by well
known chef I don't know this person, Naji Mahashi, a
fact that has triggered a wave of unwanted attention for
the Sydney based food rider.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
This would be as if one of the big food booty.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Yeah here ms Mahashi, creator of the blood recipe. Ten
Eats has since asked reporters to stop contacting her. It is,
of course upsetting to learn that one of my recipes,
possibly the one I've spent more hours perfecting than any other,
is entangled in such a tragic situation.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
But this lady, this was a huge trial and they
determined that she in fact did it on purpose. She
so she just mixed up the mushrooms with a musher
with a name like death Cap.

Speaker 12 (01:32:21):
Death Cap, yeah, you would think.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Yeah. And the fact that she didn't eat any right away,
you're going, wait a minute, and we all.

Speaker 12 (01:32:28):
Have xes here. Would you ever invite x in laws
over to your home? And as excell in laws, would
you come?

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
I love my ex in laws and I would never
poison well, you're certainly.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
Christy was.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
So if Christy Lee published a cookbook, it would come
with an EpiPen and a fire experienced.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
That's right. I think you would be surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Is beef Wellington what they make on Hell's Kitchen all
the time.

Speaker 12 (01:32:56):
I've never watched Hell's Kitchen, but beef Wellington with the pastry, right,
and then they make the lattice pastry on top like bread.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
I had it once and it was really good on
the inside.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Labor intensive.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
It's like a roast beef sandwich, but it's all cooked
at once.

Speaker 12 (01:33:16):
It's like your master's degree when you're going through culinary
school to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Yeah, and this, but this, poor lady, this it would
be like if Gordon ramsay one of his recipes was
followed in a murder. So but that's a that was
a huge.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Apply surprised you didn't hear about that because it was everywhere.
It's so scary.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Again, this will make a great TV movie where she
brings all the things to the table and I'm not
going to be having any And isn't it winter? Isn't
it winter in Australia? It is pretty sure?

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Zero degrees right now in Adelaide. The good news is
at least it was beef. What do you mean, I
mean for their last me the people are dead. I
mean it would have been really you know what a
drag if well, what killed them all? She made him
a vegan beef Wellington substituted the meat with mushrooms. Oh

(01:34:12):
sure it killed them that just well they were force
feeding himself. Just to be polite. I was hoping your
beef wunt that had meat in it. What a drag,
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(01:35:39):
thank you very much. No Pat with this work. Let
me if you if she'd killed the guy instead of
with the beef Wellington, if she'd killed him with a
mushroom and sausage pizza. My personal favorite, could you sing
in character, uh, when you kill exit law guy with
your mushroom pizza. That's immoral? That gonna work. I don't

(01:36:04):
think when we come back, we'll try to have Oh,
we have to do we have to do our new
thing for Jess. Oh, I'm so excited about this, our
new game. Yeah, where you give him a topic and
thirty eight minutes later he comes up with a song.
It's amazing minutes. It's called six minutes. That was once
the day we're here? Is it the g GPT?

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Too much stress? Instead of chat g PT, it's Pat GPT. Oh,
it's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
When we come back, we are in the Rally Oto
Parts Studios. This remains the Bob and Tom Show. Hey,
welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jeff Oske,
Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Hooker and As Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm check, Hello Tom,

(01:36:53):
Hello Check McGee. It's good to have you here, sir.
Good to be fine. Sports broadcast this morning, if you
say so. You were talking about that TV show Quarterback,
Yeah on Netflix. Second season just started many Yeah, a
couple days ago, and having watched it and having watched
the first season, who are your favorite quarterbacks as people?

(01:37:13):
Not with respect to their athletic skills. The first season
had Marcus Mariota on it, and he just happens to
be on Washington now. But yeah, he've seemed like a
really interesting story Hawaiian, the whole thing. Yeah, really nice guy. Yeah,
it seemed like a really well they all seem like
nice guys. I think that's part of the Aaron Rodgers
seem like a nice guy when the Jets were on Hardknocks.

Speaker 12 (01:37:34):
So, you know, does everybody hate Aaron Rodgers in here?

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
I don't know. I don't hates a strong word, but
i'd say yes.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Yeah, I think it'd be great if you had a
tremendous year. Yeah, I'd love to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
I would hate to see that because my husband's a
Packer fan, and i'd be really upset.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Okay, Well, I just I'd like to see an individual
do really well. And it's incredibly complicated game with a
lot of moving parts, and if one guy can step
in there and do really well. I thought it was
amazing when Peyton Manning switch teams and one another super Yeah,
so it's a that's quite quite a feat.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Have we done everything in the world of sports? We
have finally finished it off. We've actually done two or
three stories and news I think stories since we've done
a sports I just didn't want you to feel short changed. No,
I I don't believe that. I think you're lost and
you're asking me about sports because that's your crutch and.

Speaker 12 (01:38:31):
You hate Okay, wow, it's all coming.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
We're just we're just being there spelling the tea. Yes,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
I think we'd like to hear a song again, and
I have a song, I mean a story that'll play
into a song for you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
Can we do pat GPT again and pick a topic
you want to do a new one? Yes, okay, I
can't do the same one.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
No, no, can't.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
You're familiar with the uh the AI system known as chat.
There's nothing I like better than Tom explaining something he
has no idea what he was talking about.

Speaker 12 (01:39:11):
Yes, I'm familiar.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Chat g PT. It's not I kept saying that. Sorry.
In any event, it uh, it's taking over the world. Yeah,
so I created a new thing this morning. Yeah, somewhat
spontaneously that I kept calling with the wrong name called
Pat GPT.

Speaker 12 (01:39:31):
Yeah, I heard it. I heard it on my way in.
It sounded more like pat CT.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Oh, I can hit your head, Pat, that is that's
just when I get screw up a cord may be.
So I gave I gave Pat just a few minutes,
based on a news story that he had not seen
before thirty eight to write a song during during a
commercial break. And I thought it was terrific what it did.

Speaker 12 (01:39:53):
It started, It was solid, a solid start, and let's do.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
That when again. I just want to show how it works.
Then we'll give you a new challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
But old oldest known boomerang is even older than scientists
once believed by as many as ten thousand years. It's
now estimated to be between thirty nine thousand and forty
two thousand years old. It was found in a Polish
cave car from a mammoth tusks to.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Spread to throw, which I got to slow down here.
First of all, it's a boomerang. It's not in Australia, right,
And they thought it was how old. They thought it
was thirty thousand years old? But it's forty yep. And
it was designed for hunting, and it was made out
of mammoth tusk.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
And it doesn't come back. It's not a sport. It's
a boomerang that doesn't come back. It's a boomerang that
didn't Then it's.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
A stick, right, it's a Polish boomerang, right, Yeah, But
I thought that was fascinating. First of all, it was
just used as a hunting tool. In any event, I
found the story, thought this is some fun science. But
Pat didn't know about it, so we gave it to
him and whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Six minutes later we got this.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Won't come back.

Speaker 9 (01:41:00):
This boom o rang won't come back forty thousand years old.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Like a little Randy Newman, Maybe this relic has a
crash sing it like Randy Newman. I'm gonna sing it
like John Sebastian, What about a time it.

Speaker 8 (01:41:14):
Came back around? This one falls right to the ground
the world. Who really needs that ooh really needs that.
Rang should come back.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Bloom Range should come back. He was used for hunting
cave man on the attack.

Speaker 9 (01:41:32):
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, won't come.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Back, won't come back, won't come back.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
Beauty job.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
You see what we did there? Yeah, but so Pat
wrote that. Right now, I'm trying to prove that that
Pat g uh Pt is more important and more artistic
than this machine that wrote this thing.

Speaker 12 (01:41:58):
He's so talented.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
Okay, so let's do it again. I didn't hear you.

Speaker 12 (01:42:02):
You're so talented. Can I pick the story this time
so we know that it's one hundred percent that's always.

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
Just picked it last time you did.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
As soon as folk music, here we go. As soon
as the story, the main part, the main segment, the
subject is mentioned on the air. That's when the clock starts.
It's six minutes right, six minutes, no Christy and she's
handing all the stories to miss Hooker who was now
looking over the headlines. And it was a blind draw.

(01:42:33):
It was a blind draw. What is the story.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
Scientists have discovered a groundbreaking method to convert human urine
into hydro hydro something a hydro expatiate the same mineral
that forms the hard structure of your tooth enamel.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Oh wow, that's weird again.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
Hear you h y D R A X y A
P A T I T E hydroxy eight. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Okay. The essence of this story is that the the
can turn. They can turn into too, they can turn
urine into tooth enamel. Okay, good luck pack.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
Funded by the US military's Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency,
the study uses genetically engineered yeast to break down urine
and synthesize this word for tooth enamel.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
So that's cool. On the ons, you start with p
and you end up with your.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Team with a mineral that commonly is used in medical applications,
including bone grafts and dental implants. The technique could offer
sustainable solutions for regenerative medicine and long duration space missions.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Ay you say the astro. Remember that when you were
jingle the kid that jingle?

Speaker 5 (01:43:55):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
You'll wonder where the yellow came from when you brush
your teeth.

Speaker 12 (01:43:59):
With bob No, what a right, Well, that's the end
of the story. So starting the clock.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Now, Pat, go ahead to the other room. Okay, I've
got a twenty nine so the story has to be
about about peeing peeing and turning it into tea.

Speaker 6 (01:44:12):
Okay, this is a tough one. I have a I
think he's going to have a line about a potty mouth,
are we I'm just I'm just starting out. He can't
hear that's my.

Speaker 1 (01:44:24):
I'm going to say something about a piss eating grin.
That's very good about that. That's for now. I'm gonna
now when he comes up with that, we have to
laugh really hard. Yeah. I'm going to copy this new
story down and I'm going to put it into chat
GPT and tell it to write a poem.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Yeah, because you can't write songs.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
There's I'm sure there's a program for this to write
a song. I don't I have that kind of time.
So I'll write a poem about this. I'll load it
right now. In the meantime, Christy, what have you got
over there?

Speaker 12 (01:44:54):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
On this kind of same topic, scientists report they have
discovered microplastics in human reproductive fluids. Researchers examined follicular fluid
from women and seminal fluid from men and found a
range of commonly used microplastic polymers. Microplastics were present in
nearly seventy percent of the follicular's flicular fluid analyzed.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
That that's a word that you could mollicular.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
Yeah, molecular male seminal fluid.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
So there's there's plastic in your uh uh.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
In your surprise, it's from your underpants, which could impair
egg or sperm quality in humans.

Speaker 12 (01:45:36):
Yeah what Yeah, I think a lot of the recycled
plastics end up in the in the the different fabrics.
That's why you should wear one hundred cotton.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Well that and you're drinking it whenever you drink bottled
water or you use plastic containers or yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
Your body, your semens like one quarter legos. It's make
sure all goes in the song. We want those, We
want that plastic and women where it belongs. Huge fake books.
Thank you, Tom. I have a question, Thank you very much.
I don't know, I do I want. I'm a big fan.

(01:46:15):
If you want to have plastic surgery, go ahead. I
had a friend who had a very difficult problem growing up,
and a brilliant plastic surgeon, uh fixed this person's face
up and it was great. They fixed the person's face
up and it was great. Yeah, it was this fellow

(01:46:37):
had a very very unfortunate nose, and and it not
only did it look rather unusual, it was not did
not operate, didn't function. Whatever was going on, I don't
know what it was. But in all truth, after the surgery,
he goes, I had no idea you could breathe through
your nose. But in any event, some gifted If did

(01:47:00):
surgeon help this guy out? And if you want to
get surgery, go for it. Uh, you know, whatever you
want to do is okay with me. I do think
there are some people who go a little too far
with it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
Sure, I thought you had a question.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
Well, I do have a couple of technical questions about
plastic surgery. When you get a boob job, right, ladies, Yes,
And I don't I don't know if there's a male
equivalent of.

Speaker 12 (01:47:21):
This, a pectoral implant.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Do they do the do those things? Do those things
leach out plastics or are they do?

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:47:31):
Such thing as a breast implant illness, and some people
have them taken out. I had mine taken out, if
we're being honest, Yeah, I had them for ten years
and because of that, I had mine taken out.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I did not know that I did
mean to no, no, no, no you now I'm going
to ask them now, I'm going to ask you.

Speaker 12 (01:47:49):
As Pat said the other day, you're back to factory settings, right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
That. I wish you would have told me and be
saved that for the air. That's funny. I when when
you had them removed, Yeah, did you save them?

Speaker 9 (01:48:05):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:48:06):
No, I didn't save them. And they would and they
wouldn't let me see them. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No
I didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:48:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
I remember reading an article about something and it indicated
that there was some kind of like when you buy
milk at the store, there was like a born date
or something and a and a serial number on it.

Speaker 12 (01:48:24):
Is that there is a serial number? Yeah, because when
you when you get implants put in, they give you
the box and it has the serial number and it
has like the make and model. How many c caes
are in it, the whole thing, yeah wow. But usually
it's so it's the size of the container that's what
comes in the box. And then they put them in
you and then they fill them because your breast tissue

(01:48:46):
is already uneven, so your left breast might get more
c seeds of saline than your right breas so they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Make them realistic. They don't keep one a little bit
bigger than the other.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
So wait a minute. So they put them in and
then they add the fluid and then there's like a
little cap on it. So is that is that where leaks? Is?
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:49:07):
Not all of them leak. I mean, I guess there's
there's a lot of women that go in And did.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
You think yours were leaking?

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:49:14):
I didn't think that they were leaking.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
It was the plastic, the leeching something is I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:49:18):
I just I thought it was They'd been in there
for ten years and there was it's a foreign thing,
and I was just ready to have it out. Yeah,
but I don't have any hard facts that you know
these things were happening.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
So now because the new story you have is about plastic,
This is just plastical that gets in the water and everything, right,
that ends up in.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Your reproductive fluid? Okay, yeah, yeah, the song?

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
Are you you got done? Already? Stop the time? Okay, now,
let's let's go back. And this story is about a
what is it? A process in which human urine can
be turned into tooth enamel?

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Well, I read it but he left.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
It's it's a long, complicated you're the story. Do we
need it?

Speaker 9 (01:50:01):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:50:02):
Yeah, there's your research out there that says that we
can turn urine into a mineral that is part of
your tooth enamel. It can be used in bone grabs.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
No, it's And I asked chat g uh chat pt
to write a poem. Do you want to hear Pat's
song first? Or the poem that chat GTP.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
You gotta hear pat song?

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
Hear? So this is pat GPT, go ahead. Do you
want strong teeth?

Speaker 9 (01:50:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
Want to know greater enamel? Yes, I want to know
if you want your teeth to really glow. It's in
the piece.

Speaker 13 (01:50:43):
That's where it is.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
It's sin the piece, that's where it is.

Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
Very nice, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
And what does chet GPT say, just like two or
three lines, don't do the whole thing again.

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
They found a way, yes, straight from p to grow
new teeth and fix your knee with yeast that's been reprogrammed. Smart.
They turn our waste into a body part from golden streams.
They now extract a mineral your molar's lack. The military
backs the plan for bones in space or a wounded man.

(01:51:26):
That's that's just weird. What it's science strange but oddly
neat the futures built from what we excrete.

Speaker 12 (01:51:35):
How quick were you the last time?

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Pretty quick? I forgot my glasses minutes and that was great,
very good, very good. Uh so we'll try this again.
It's a new thing on the show. It's Pat GPT.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
We won't do it again today. We won't put you
over that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
And what is the classic story where it's the man
against the machine? Isn't it? Is it like John Henry
was a man or the steam? What am I?

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
They were tunneling through a mountain. It wasn't. Okay, I'll
figure it anyway, just once again trying to prove that
the Pat's better than some dumb machine. Right, yes, Pat,
I'll put Pat up against a stupid machine any day. Yeah,
your darn run.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
John Henry man versus machine.

Speaker 1 (01:52:21):
Okay, there we go. Okay, no, but no, see this
will be good for your girlfriend, Pat.

Speaker 2 (01:52:25):
Oh it's a classic blues folks, So.

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
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(01:53:33):
What's coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
Well, we can tell you the history of John Henry
if you'd like. We also have is it safe to
swim there? Right here in America? Apparently is not safe
to swim in the scene and the nurse yes and gardeners.
We have some very interesting gardening tips for you today.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
And a lost pig.

Speaker 2 (01:53:51):
Yeah, lost pig, I mean a left pig. He's not lost?

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
Yeah, Pat? You ever ditch a pig? Boy goes to pig?

Speaker 9 (01:54:02):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
Boy? Maybe contextually We'll just come back. We are in
the Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
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Speaker 11 (01:54:14):
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Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Jeff Hoske,
Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Hooker, there's a's Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm chick. Hello Tom,
how are you doing great? We were just talking about
plastic surgery. We had a little news about doing actually
funny enough about the other kind of plastic. I believe
it's surgery. Oh it is, Okay, it's a hard g

(01:54:52):
Remember the Emo Phillips joke. He goes, I loaned a
friend one thousand dollars to have plastic surgery, and now
I don't know what he looks like. Emo Phillips. Ladies
and John, let's see know Christy Lee is over there.
She's at the SIWAK Insurance news desk. We've just played
our new game Pat GPT in which we give Pat
a quick assignment and two home runs today. Pat, well,

(01:55:14):
you can take a breather. But to be honest, I
mean the second song was it was like a line.
But what you want to joke just saying, you know
a two or three minutes song, a hit song, maybe
two or three minutes. Well, I'm just saying the first
one was two or three minutes, right, Not really, It's
very nice. Let's just move for.

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Gartners are being encouraged to use an unconventional resource to
help bolster their plants. Simon Akaroid, author and former garden
manager for various Royal Horticulture Society and National Trust sites
in Britain.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
You know you could take a hortic culture of us.
You won't learn anything you don't want learn a damn thing.
I don't appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
Said. If you're you want to grow your garden, you
should be urinating in your watering gans.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
Huh yes, yeah, you might get arrested if you're.

Speaker 2 (01:56:05):
Mister Ageroyd explained that urine contains nitrogen. Phosphorus and potassium,
three nutrients needed for healthy plant growth. He recommended diluting
a mixture at a rate of about ten parts water
to one part Wei is what he calls it here
is that what they say in Britain, and they say
we once placed in a watering ganet can be used

(01:56:26):
to treat plants once a week. So like a plant food.

Speaker 1 (01:56:30):
Ifm's way ahead of the curve on this.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
Well, no, no, I how do your hostis? Look by
the way, so he uses the concentrate?

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
Yeah, I used to from the tap country. But I
will say one of my dogs has a toxic urine
kills everything, it'll sun piece in the grass and I
is it a girl dog?

Speaker 9 (01:56:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:56:50):
Really so boy? Yeah, that's that's a myth that it's
only the girl.

Speaker 12 (01:56:53):
Do you give him the vitamin that makes it not
but makes it alkaline? I think is what you have
to do.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
I don't want to give him anything. I got to
talk to the vet. I don't know, but yeah, one
of my dogs, if it just kills the gre tell
everybody what you did with your year in a long
time ago.

Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
Keep the deer from meeting your hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
I was told to keep the deer from meeting the
hosses to pee on him. So I do that in
the deer, Yeah, but it's hard to get still directly,
So yeah, you're directly on the serious I can hear
everybody out there. Does Tom keep his pee and jugs
like Howard Hughes? Yes, yes he does. Now, Pat, weren't
you a peing on your plants and got nailed for
public indoxication? What happened there? If Josh is gone and

(01:57:36):
do it so well that I figured you could take
a quick stab. I hope they starts making their own fertilizer.
That'd be terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:44):
Well, speaking of that, why can't we use human fertilizers
like human?

Speaker 2 (01:57:49):
Did?

Speaker 12 (01:57:49):
No straight on the ice?

Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
I swear, I swear was there a transfer? Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:57:56):
Did he go out there and go straight on the
I don't know the story he was he died before
I was born.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
It was poisoned himself.

Speaker 12 (01:58:04):
No, no, squall, and yeah he would it was straight
human fertilizer.

Speaker 1 (01:58:10):
Yep. Wow. So that what this story suggesting is you
pee into your watering can and that at ten parts.

Speaker 2 (01:58:16):
Right, ten parts water to one part p it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
It's ten parts of urine.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
No, no, no, no, no, the other way.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
You've been doing it all wrong. That explains the sudden
cat population. Do you want a water Do you own
a watering can? I do? I do have a watering can.
Not have a watering guy, I don't know where it is,
but I do have a water flowers on the property. Sure,
I've got a beautiful garden out in the back. Would
you shut I can't picture flowers at your place?

Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
You have flowers at your way?

Speaker 1 (01:58:46):
When's the last time you were at my place? And
it's gonna be a lot longer? Left? Idea? Okay? The
gardener that suggests peeing in your in your watering can? Yes, Now,
how would a lady do that same way, only comes
out of a different hole?

Speaker 12 (01:59:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:59:03):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
I mean do you do you grab the spout steady
yourself or do you hold it up? You hold it
up high?

Speaker 2 (01:59:11):
And why wouldn't you just pee into something in the
house and then pour it into the water.

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
And what do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:59:16):
I'm not going to sit on a watering can?

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
Why does a girl have to steady themselves? Do you
think they're getting dizzy? What are you talking about? My
quads are pretty strong because you're kind of in this
crouching position.

Speaker 9 (01:59:29):
I just.

Speaker 1 (01:59:30):
I just think it's kind of an I mean, do
you do you take a big do you take a
big bucket? Do you peas on your hostess? Do I
have a more?

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
Thank you, I have a spout. If you will touch
the ground, I have to keep her.

Speaker 12 (01:59:50):
Have you seen the things that you can assimilate having
a wiener and having to to urinate standing up for ladies,
standing up? But it's it also like the a rectile thing,
it'll it'll make it bigger or harder, like after you guys,
when after you guys have sex and you have to
pee and it kind of goes everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:00:11):
Oh yeah, sure, like they have that.

Speaker 12 (02:00:13):
For girls so girls can understand why it's so hard
to do that after sexual activities. It's called it's kind
of like that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 12 (02:00:24):
It is weird, but we just realized I don't know,
but it's but it's you just realize how hard it
is for you guys to aim sometimes.

Speaker 2 (02:00:32):
I never heard of such care.

Speaker 1 (02:00:35):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 12 (02:00:36):
I sent a link to Tom about it, but it was, yeah,
that these women were trying to like you have you
have you have to aim?

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
Well, they make faux penises, tots and and they come
in a variety of colors. I remember we had that
story different shades, like people going to Sherwin Williams. Right,
I'd like to come with heat packs to warm up
the urine. I remember with the story we had about
the the guy that was caught at a seven eleven

(02:01:06):
in the MicroPort is p in the microwave to get
it at the temperature. You gotta be careful with that.
And then I can tell you part of this story.
A certain person that we know, how do I delicately
get to this was in a situation with a certain
famous person at an AA meeting and uh.

Speaker 12 (02:01:26):
You're not supposed to say any of this.

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
Yeah, and this famous person, uh would go to AA
meetings to get clean urine for oh yeah, for the
to take the drive test, not for this. Was really
interested in helping himself. But there can be a struggle,
I'm sure. So. So you would then, miss, miss Hooker,
Miss Hooker, you would the guy's dead. Miss you would

(02:01:51):
hover over a bucket and uh, no, not do this.

Speaker 12 (02:01:55):
No, I have, like Chrissy said, I have plant food.

Speaker 1 (02:01:59):
It's great. Yeah, okay, yeah, so you don't. I'm sure.

Speaker 12 (02:02:04):
There's some hippie lady that woo so she uses her peepe.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
What's the phrase one in the sprinkler, two in the
stinker what something like that? Okay, No, you're right, Tom,
what is one of the Sorry I had it wrong?
I was strong. So we're in the Arally Auto part studio. Yeah,
let's this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 1 (02:02:41):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. You
called us having a party. Welcome. There's Christy Lee at
the Silac Insurance News as. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, buddy,
how you doing doing good?

Speaker 2 (02:02:56):
You need anything right now? You let me know. Yet
there's tickets taking care.

Speaker 1 (02:03:01):
Of Jeff Hooker. What tickets sold? A mystery?

Speaker 9 (02:03:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:03:05):
Flying get to Florida? Okay? Yeah, I'm watching the dog? Yeah?
Okay are we talking in code? Nothing anyone has said
makes any sense. What's happening, shorthand what's happening that is
going on the road? Jeff is watching your dog? Okay,
so bad guy, you're gonna be at McCurdy's starting next

(02:03:27):
Wednesday evening.

Speaker 12 (02:03:29):
Are you all week?

Speaker 1 (02:03:30):
Yeah, it'll be your Monday morning. I fly out Monday
night late. Oh, thank you. The larger point here. You
can go see Pat in Sarasota, Florida at McCurdy's. They'll
be putting on great shows Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and
Sunday Sunday.

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
Nice.

Speaker 12 (02:03:44):
Wait, Christy, are you in Florida too?

Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
Yeah? I may go see them.

Speaker 1 (02:03:50):
Do we have Alan?

Speaker 11 (02:03:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:03:53):
Okay we don't, Yes, we do. There we go, there
we go. It's not the phone, it's the TV. The
TV screen, Okay, al at looks like you're doing a
commercial for teeth whitener. No, it looks like do you
have vasoline on your lens?

Speaker 10 (02:04:06):
It looks like I knew we have been trying to work.
I just did a like a lens cleaning with a
lens like cleaner that had money for it.

Speaker 3 (02:04:17):
Didn't work, made it ten times worse.

Speaker 1 (02:04:19):
Yeah, that's good in a steam room. That's the door,
not the doorstay lens. It's making it's making your teeth shine,
and and you you look like you we're looking at
you through celliphane.

Speaker 10 (02:04:35):
Like the wind for me, Can we not say how
I just turned forty eight, so I kind of went
a little vacline on the.

Speaker 1 (02:04:40):
Lens shining anymore? Can I say that? And you're wearing
I notice you are wearing Cleveland brown colors. You know
they're not it's kind of that hideous Cleveland brown orange,
orange and blue and white.

Speaker 3 (02:04:50):
It's not a hideous orange. It's a beautiful orange. I
love my team.

Speaker 10 (02:04:55):
We're not going to be good this year. I just
like I'm as a Browns fan, Tom, I'm just every
year just learn. I'm like a parent that just accept that,
Like you know, this is not gonna happen. This is
as far as in your life marriage can.

Speaker 3 (02:05:10):
Go as good as we can do.

Speaker 1 (02:05:12):
Of the origin of the original NFL teams, if you will,
who hasn't won a Super Bowl? The Browns with the Lions.
The Browns and the Lions. Then you've got the Texans
and the Jaguars, and the Bills, the Seahawk. No Cardinals won, well,
the Bills were they were. No Cardinals have not won

(02:05:33):
they were in a Super Bowl. Browns have not even.

Speaker 3 (02:05:35):
Been great Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (02:05:38):
Yeah, and then the Browns did win the NFL Championship. Preuner.

Speaker 3 (02:05:43):
It was nineteen fifty eight.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
No, they won in the they wanted They won six sixteenth.
Yeah with doctor Frank Ryan, who I believe just passed away.
Is that right, the great doctor Frank was murdered. Yeah,
they've had it with it. Okay, I'm sorry. Were Our
guest is comedian Al Jackson, and you can see him
on the YouTube there. It's not your it's not your screen, ladies,
and real quick, Al, is that your actual, uh real background?

(02:06:07):
Or is that like a blue screen you're sitting up again?

Speaker 3 (02:06:09):
That's my real background.

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
So you've got a globe in your podcast studio.

Speaker 3 (02:06:13):
It's a it's a decanter. It's got a for booze.

Speaker 2 (02:06:19):
That is so cool.

Speaker 1 (02:06:21):
Bar looks it looks like a globe. Start this party.
It is a globe, is what you would say here
in the studio. Open that bitch up. Love it, love
everything about it. You are the coolest man along. It
looks like an antique globe, which is man, Albert the world.

Speaker 10 (02:06:44):
I used to use that when I used to drink. Man,
you bring a lady over to this place and be like,
oh you want to drink, You're like, oh, I'm sorry.
Unlike your last man that keeps his liquor on top
of the fridge like a dirt bag. We're gonna go
right in this globe here, level up, lady, And then.

Speaker 1 (02:06:58):
Did you ever like spin the globe? And they ever
been to this place?

Speaker 9 (02:07:01):
I have.

Speaker 3 (02:07:03):
Just every every country, just says my bedroom every.

Speaker 1 (02:07:08):
Or Booty Bill. Yeah, and I'll show you how they
do it in this country that you might want to
bite on this Al Anderson just had a great weekend
with Willie G and Cincinnati.

Speaker 10 (02:07:24):
I am so glad you you brought it up. I
Willie G and I had such a good time. Shout
out to everybody in Cincinnati slash the Liberty Township area.
They came out to see me and Willie G. It's
so funny because the the MC on the show's name
was Dusty Black Dude, and I just said to the audience,

(02:07:45):
I think it was the last show. I was like,
if you didn't see any pictures of the comics, which
one would you think was Dusty and which one would
you think.

Speaker 3 (02:07:51):
Is Willy G.

Speaker 10 (02:07:55):
It was like such a beautiful Uh. I just had
one of the best weekends. Shout out to the Yeah,
your son is hilarious. Used to be very proud, sir.

Speaker 1 (02:08:06):
Now, the way this show works is Al is trying
to help me with my elevate my hipness factor.

Speaker 3 (02:08:12):
I think it's happening, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (02:08:14):
You're the only one that thinks. So Al is conversed
into the world of hip hop. I am not. Although Al,
I work out at a gym with a young fellow
who is God. He is very converse into the world
of hip hop. Is that right? And then and then

(02:08:36):
I am trying to educate him into the world of
classic rock, which is quite okay. And then he's and
then and this is Michael McDonald, Well that that was
one of the examples the too emerge. I'll play him
the great Michael McDonald's song I Keep Forgetting and he goes, oh,
that's whatever it is about Jonathan John. Yeah, I'm educating

(02:08:59):
him into the world of class I.

Speaker 2 (02:09:00):
Didn't figure that. No, And I'm surprised. He's a hip
hop guy.

Speaker 1 (02:09:04):
And one of the other guys listens to one of
the other trainer listens. I want to say, his name
listens to really crappy. What's his name, Tyler? But the
point is Al, there's a Tyler. There's a whole vocabulary
there that I need to be brought up to speed
on what have we got today?

Speaker 10 (02:09:23):
Well, you couldn't go to the boys in the gym today?
And uh, just say, fellows, do you all know what
flute out is?

Speaker 1 (02:09:30):
Flued out?

Speaker 3 (02:09:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:09:32):
Is that like flu like the the illness or saying
f L E W E D or flute? Yes? Oh
the first one Okay, flued flued out? He flewed out? Uh,
like the way you're saying it. Yeah, So I went
to the I went out. You are such an alien
learning our ways, aren't you?

Speaker 13 (02:09:53):
You have?

Speaker 1 (02:09:53):
No? I went out for the evening. Uh, and my
my pal Jeremy flewed out to join you. I mean,
you know, it's just like once you get there is
does this means that you got ditched?

Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
No?

Speaker 10 (02:10:07):
No, it's a it's a way to say that usually
it said from the woman's perspective, And it's when a
man of means flies.

Speaker 3 (02:10:15):
You to wherever he is, like, oh my got money
for me, got me out to Vegas for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:10:21):
Oh so you got got flood out?

Speaker 3 (02:10:23):
You got flood out.

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
N I've been an advertue putt. I've been in advertently
fluting out. Lots of other people lately. I forgot pat
bringed up a good. If you get flout out, you
got to put out.

Speaker 10 (02:10:39):
Not necessarily, by the way, yeah, absolutely, not necessarily, but
like the important obviously not necessarily.

Speaker 9 (02:10:49):
Well.

Speaker 10 (02:10:50):
I don't like when people take that trip and then
they get there, like, can you believe he expected?

Speaker 3 (02:10:56):
It's like he can expect.

Speaker 10 (02:10:57):
Yes, but you have to be able to if a
guy flies you out to Vegas, you have to like yeah,
especial friends.

Speaker 1 (02:11:04):
So this is so, this is strictly and a I
thought this could involve other people.

Speaker 12 (02:11:08):
No no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (02:11:10):
Strictly a love match that's like a date. Okay, okay,
so it wouldn't be like so my analysis of my
buddy Jeremy and I went out, and that would not be.

Speaker 3 (02:11:23):
Very open.

Speaker 1 (02:11:26):
Look if love buddy, Yeah, if Jeremy and me want
to get it on, that's fine. It's not my thing.

Speaker 3 (02:11:32):
Twenty five have at it.

Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
Jeremy spoke Seepar Jim Drummers drummer are exited. Yeah, that's
been coming for a long time. Okay, do you have
one more for me?

Speaker 3 (02:11:44):
Al I do, Tom, it's a phrase.

Speaker 10 (02:11:47):
I need some help from you to just tell me
what it means, what is the phrase, my heart don't pump.

Speaker 1 (02:11:55):
No kool aid? Now, al it's saying I've heard the phrase,
don't bring kool aid to a gin party. I've heard that.

Speaker 3 (02:12:05):
Oh, I've never heard that.

Speaker 1 (02:12:07):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (02:12:08):
That spouse you use.

Speaker 1 (02:12:09):
That most often used if you get your shot rejected
in the NBA and he bringing kool aid to a
gin party? I love that. Yeah, a gun fight, Yeah,
don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Stuff like that.
It's the same. But kool aid and gin, that's a
nice So what's.

Speaker 2 (02:12:24):
This one again? Now?

Speaker 1 (02:12:25):
Don't what is it? My heart?

Speaker 3 (02:12:26):
My heart doesn't pump no kool aid? Like, when would
you say that phrase?

Speaker 1 (02:12:31):
Okay, now, my heart don't pump no kool aid? Kool
Aid is typically serve a cold. Yeah, you know if
somebody says, if someone says, hey, come over, we're having
kool aid, will you say hot or cold? Is that
what you're trying to try to analyze? This is my

(02:12:54):
heart don't pump. This is this your friend trying to
cheer you up after you're being you're being dumped, and
you're trying to tell him, hey, i'm a i'm a
I'm a guy. You know I am flesh and blood
my heart. Don't pump no kool aid. No, yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 10 (02:13:10):
I'm not cold heart, but you're getting the right You're
using the wrong example, like when would you.

Speaker 1 (02:13:16):
I'm not I'm not cold hearted. No, no, no, no, no, no,
oh wait I know, I know. I know this is
a Jim Jones thing. No, I don't think.

Speaker 13 (02:13:27):
The whole No, okay, yes, right, like sweet likelid you'd like,
you're a real man.

Speaker 1 (02:13:41):
Oil you know, I sold him he thought he was
bouded TV. But it's just a box full of bricks,
you know. Oh my heart, Yeah, you know what it's like.

Speaker 10 (02:13:50):
Look uh, by the way as coming out of right
field and gunning the runner out at home plate, that's
exactly the right an there.

Speaker 1 (02:14:00):
Yeah like.

Speaker 10 (02:14:02):
Yeah, just like look man like almost like the thing
blood is thicker than water, like my heart, I'm pummelo
kool aid is like if I'm not scared of you,
I'm not scared of this situation. So whatever's gonna happen.
I'm a man, I'm I'm a man, I'm a person.
You got to deal, you got have to come see me.

Speaker 1 (02:14:18):
No, like because had it been al a Jim Jones reference.
Jim Jones actually did not serve kool Aid. He goes
right ahead, and no one asked because al, I'm sure
you've heard the phrase, Yeah, they've they're all drinking the
kool Aid, referencing the fact that, you know, all the
folks that Jim Jones's little shin dig killed themselves, they

(02:14:41):
were actually drinking an off brand. I believe it was Flavoried,
wasn't it. Yeah. Yeah, So they got to be.

Speaker 10 (02:14:47):
Pr people at kool Aid allow that story to get anywhere.
You got to cut the legs out of that story.
You got to buy that story and kill it.

Speaker 1 (02:14:53):
Yeah, in the history of branding, you've got to congratulate
the kool Aid people for getting off that one. U like, say,
the distinction in which was it Eminem's that dropped the
ball and in the movie e T Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:15:07):
Oh with Pieces, Yeah, that made them. So that was
Apex Mountain for Reese's Pieces, though you never really heard
from them since.

Speaker 1 (02:15:15):
Oh, but I mean I think that established them. But
you know, kool Aid, kool Aid did. They just got
handed the wrong thing and they have to live with it.

Speaker 10 (02:15:26):
So, you know, I went back and reviewed that movie
Big for a podcasts I was doing, And remember his
cool apartment that he had and it was a pepsi machine,
And I remember, like, I wonder, how much, like now
that I'm an adult looking at that, how much was
the bidding war to get that?

Speaker 12 (02:15:41):
You know?

Speaker 10 (02:15:41):
Because that that that was like every kid's dream apartment
now is my dream apartment now in downtown Manhattan had
a bunk.

Speaker 3 (02:15:48):
Bed wood floors. That was like the coolest apartment ever.

Speaker 1 (02:15:54):
Still, yeah, that would have been an interesting negotiations. That's great. Well, Ale,
it's always a great pleasure. Are you on the road
this week? Are you home?

Speaker 10 (02:16:03):
I am going to tell everybody if you're in the
not Colorado Springs. I keep messing for Collins. I don't
know why I keep messing up. Come on see me
at the comedy for this weekend Friday Saturday, and please
please please continue to show love and go to my
website Nico and Joe Lee on Etsy and check out
there's a bunch of new styles that I've created. So

(02:16:23):
that's all there as well, So check out some clothes
and come.

Speaker 3 (02:16:26):
See some jokes.

Speaker 1 (02:16:27):
And for Collins, baby, all right, that'll be cool. Go
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Speaker 2 (02:18:09):
Coming up? Say for swimming in America? We'll find out. Also,
have you ever wondered why it's called a ball peenhammer?
We'll find it.

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Oh, you know this one chick William Ball and Ezekie
o'pene late in the eighteen nineties nineteen the hammer? Or
did William Ball hit his pen and name it at
the time Billy Ball. We'll find out when we come
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What happened? Well? Josh quit? And here's the official announcement.
I quit, Thanks fishing, He'll be back. We have Christy
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Speaker 2 (02:19:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
I like it look very nice.

Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
And your new research out there shows nearly two thirds
of America's beaches experienced fecal contamination last year.

Speaker 1 (02:19:32):
Hey Tom, how do you feel about America's beaches? Head?
Filthy beaches?

Speaker 2 (02:19:39):
Approximately one in seven beaches see now.

Speaker 1 (02:19:45):
And you're hearing it in your head? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:19:46):
I know, thank you, Approximately one in seven beaches.

Speaker 1 (02:19:55):
Housy beaches. Sophia, Oh, she knows some beaches.

Speaker 3 (02:20:04):
Beach.

Speaker 1 (02:20:04):
I work at some beaches.

Speaker 2 (02:20:06):
Potentially unsafe levels of fecal contamination on at least twenty
five percent of the days on which testing took place.
How many twenty percent of the days on which text
the one and seven.

Speaker 1 (02:20:15):
One in seven beaches has poop in it.

Speaker 2 (02:20:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:20:18):
When I was in San Diego living there in nineteen
ninety five, I found there was a refrigerator on the beach,
abandoned refrigerator, a shopping cart, a dinette set, an end table,
and uh, a lamp.

Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
And he furnished your apartment, I finished.

Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
I don't know why they were just it was their
junk yard throw crap on the beach. Oh. Yeah, sad,
really sad.

Speaker 2 (02:20:45):
The reports authors warned that swimming and contaminated water can
lead to gastro intestinal disease, respiratory disease, ear and eye infections,
as well as skin rashes. The Coast Guard had the
biggest share of the beaches.

Speaker 1 (02:21:00):
The biggest ship, the Coast Guard.

Speaker 3 (02:21:02):
Coast Guard.

Speaker 2 (02:21:03):
Yeah, the Coast Guard had the biggest share of beaches
with at least an unsafe day in twenty twenty four,
reaching nearly eighty five percent, followed by the West Coast
with eighty percent, the Great Lakes with seventy percent, an
East Coast at fifty five percent.

Speaker 1 (02:21:20):
Oh, the Gulf Coast had Yeah, the Gulf Coast coast?

Speaker 2 (02:21:23):
Did I say the coast guard?

Speaker 1 (02:21:24):
I couldn't figure out what the coast guard is. They're
running beaches, That's what I was thinking, very braving.

Speaker 2 (02:21:29):
Wow, Sorry, where did I get ghost guard out of it?

Speaker 1 (02:21:31):
Do you know, Tom, you can't see the other side
of Lake Michigan? Did you know that? Yeah? I lived
on it most of my life. I found that very surprising. Yeah,
they tell me it's a lake, but I can't yet.
I can't see the other Do you have a song
for us?

Speaker 2 (02:21:45):
Pat?

Speaker 1 (02:21:45):
Oh? About that? The medical waste a lot that stuff.
Of course I lived an hour from the beaches. Yes,
but this is this isn't necessarily medical waste. This is
about like acalt yikes. But uh yeah, we were talking
about this yesterday. They do that annual New Jersey. You
you were part of that, right, the famous New Jersey

(02:22:06):
beach clean up, and they get literally, you know, thousands
of pounds of a huge problem with the fickle bacteria. Also,
that was major issue in that Atlantic city and stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (02:22:17):
I've seen snooky. She's probably duped in.

Speaker 1 (02:22:19):
The talk about beaches. Snooky is suky snooky? What is
it is she a big beach. She's a little tight. Okay, Well,
what have you got packed?

Speaker 9 (02:22:37):
Well, you know, when I lived there, I was afraid
to go into the ocean, as nervous as nervous could be.

Speaker 5 (02:22:45):
I was afraid to go into.

Speaker 9 (02:22:47):
The ocean because of that side in the sea. Two
three four Tell the people what you saw it was?
And it's the bits kind of soupy yellow corn piece
be that I saw in the ocean today, A teeny
weenie brown zucchini undigested Tordellini saw on the beach.

Speaker 1 (02:23:08):
I wanted to stay to the tree. Four stick around.
I'll tell you more.

Speaker 9 (02:23:13):
I was afraid to go into the water because of
the fecal back to Ria, and I heard about the
medical waste and the surrounding.

Speaker 1 (02:23:25):
They stay. Two three four Tell the people what you
saw it.

Speaker 9 (02:23:34):
Rusting crust, A rusting crust, the twelve inch hypo, big
old needle, big old needle used for lepo that I
saw in the ocean today. In its the pitsy kind
of soupy yellow cornfield bes of poopys at my homepool.

Speaker 1 (02:23:48):
I'm going to stay ye okay.

Speaker 2 (02:23:52):
G And they're gonna have to stay at home in Paris, apparently,
where parts of the Sene are temporary closed to swimmers.
Officials closed off the river to the public over fears
of fecal contamination due to heavy rains. This is just
one day after they had reopened.

Speaker 1 (02:24:09):
They just reopened it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:10):
Yeah, for the first public ever. The water would be
assessed daily by the way for the presence of fecal bacteria,
adding the river would likely close whenever it rains. Parris
city official Pierre Rabah said flags will be informing bathers
every day about pollution levels.

Speaker 1 (02:24:28):
O my god, Oh the brown flag is up. That's interesting. Yeah,
because didn't they spend I want to say, it was
over a billion dollars up the river for the Olympics,
and then I remember during the Olympics they kept testing
it and then at one point they didn't think they'd
be able to swim in. Right, So I guess when

(02:24:51):
it rains a lot with the storm sewers and the
regular sewers merged or something.

Speaker 2 (02:24:55):
I never read a really great book about that. I
know that you guys are gonna go what only great
book about the Sun River and how it seems and
how where it starts and how it goes up the
and it's become a real popular bathing place. And when
you get and other places away from Paris, it's a beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:25:13):
And is it the River Send or the Sun River?
I don't know. I never heard any follow up as
far as anybody gets sick from competing in that at
the Olympic neither. I remember they were good. They didn't
they have to postpone a couple events, but they initially
they had trouble getting it stuff, but then they were fine.

Speaker 12 (02:25:30):
I think they got a little lax on.

Speaker 1 (02:25:33):
Oh did they Yeah, I'm just really Yeah, I'm happy
to see that the French are bathing.

Speaker 2 (02:25:39):
It's it's the river is very important to them. A
lot of people enjoy swimming in that river.

Speaker 1 (02:25:45):
They've reopened it. You have to put your cigarette out
to swim in.

Speaker 2 (02:25:48):
Then.

Speaker 1 (02:25:48):
Is there any stereotype you're not aware of? No, no
French smoke, bio. There you go there, keep horrible food,
go on, oil it, okay, piece of meat, let's boil it.
Should I post the picture of the fish and chips that.

Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
We can Yeah, I thought you did already.

Speaker 12 (02:26:11):
I was mind blown.

Speaker 1 (02:26:12):
Yeah, I went. I was in England visiting my sister
over the weekend and verifying. We went to this place
and I ordered fish and chips, thinking, you know, fish
and chips, it's gonna look like missus. Paul come in
a baskets about about a foot long fish that was
with it with big teeth, with its tail in its mouth.

Speaker 12 (02:26:32):
Then deep fried one of the ugliest fish I've ever seen, very.

Speaker 1 (02:26:39):
And you can see you can see the French fries
there in the back right behind the ice fish.

Speaker 12 (02:26:44):
That looks like a lot of meat, right tasty.

Speaker 1 (02:26:47):
There's no way I picked at it. Hey, Pat, Uh,
you notice anything about the bourbon there on the table
or a little Oh yeah, that's the bourbon with lemon
in it, watering over there, a little bit, a little
vodka there was iced ty Sons ice, Yeah, a lot. Yeah,

(02:27:08):
it's the only the first thing I buy. It's an
ice maker and a backup.

Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
Have you ever wondered what the name ball peen hammer
comes from?

Speaker 4 (02:27:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:27:19):
Never know.

Speaker 2 (02:27:21):
The answer.

Speaker 1 (02:27:21):
For you, Jeffrey, you probably work with tools more than
anybody in here. Do you have a ball peen hammer?
In order to describe it to people that aren't familiar
with it, it's like, uh, where your normal hammer is flat?

Speaker 6 (02:27:34):
It's uh, you have your flat side, but then where
unlike a claw hammer you would have a claw instead,
you have a rounded head.

Speaker 12 (02:27:43):
That what I would say.

Speaker 6 (02:27:44):
Yeah, listen for like uh be uh beaten out metal
and stuff and been in a type thing yeah yeah,
or getting somebody to pay what they yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:27:54):
Mee caps and fingers.

Speaker 2 (02:28:00):
The term balpeing hammer first printed in an eighteen seventy
four Mechanics dictionary as metal workers hammer with a spherical peen.
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, peen originated in Scotland
and England in the sixteen hundreds and refers to the
pointed end of a hammer, which came to a fine
taper at the time for driving in nails.

Speaker 1 (02:28:21):
So I always thought it was, you know, joke about
the genitalia.

Speaker 12 (02:28:25):
Yeah, I love the I love the term peen for
wiener yeah oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:28:31):
In the hammer the term may be short, but the
pain is long.

Speaker 2 (02:28:35):
It's not used for driving nails, but for hitting metals.

Speaker 1 (02:28:37):
Sho her the old pain, the old Yeah, earned it?

Speaker 12 (02:28:43):
Yeah, earned it now?

Speaker 1 (02:28:46):
Pat, I understand that you are much like Josh, like
to keep a clean house. I do you mean downstairs? Yeah?
I like so, I like this is new information. Trim yes,
not Era for his years as the bald p Now
on you, you write a good joke for Josh and

(02:29:08):
he doesn't. I'm sorry You've had the baldpin hunk since Monday,
and hang it on? How do I adapt it? I
can never imply. You can't imply OSCs shaved down there.
My god, he'd shaved, he'd have five o'clock D show.

Speaker 2 (02:29:26):
You have to be trimmed. Wait a minute, you have
to be trimmed though, right with all the hair you have.

Speaker 12 (02:29:32):
He doesn't know, no, I guess if he doesn't trim
his face, you think he trims his pew.

Speaker 1 (02:29:37):
Well, you know you can kick an old school. You
can come over here and make fun of me. And
I say, I mastur paid and watch porn and eat pizza.
I see Josh famous Josh. Josh famously did a brazil
Brazilian what did he call it? Brazilian where he had
both his front and his rear wax. I mean, I

(02:29:59):
can't imagine and would do that. I would not do that,
but I'm like the joke would work if he Josh
whips out the bald peen hammer. You see, no, no, no, no,
I keep a nice house, though, I don't like to
let it get wild. Yeah, French braid.

Speaker 12 (02:30:20):
I assume that yours just looks like Harry underpants down there.

Speaker 1 (02:30:24):
It's just I was just I thought you were harder.
I thought you were gonna say the guy from Harry Potter.
You've got such a bush down there, that is what
I'm It looks exactly like the lobster bikini, spiders for
days down there with you just hanging out. I can't

(02:30:47):
wait till he's walking through the ball.

Speaker 3 (02:30:49):
There's Harry underd.

Speaker 1 (02:30:52):
I thought you were gonna say, Hagrid from from Harry
Potter down there? What about your ass, Harry ass? Or
creamy here on your butt too?

Speaker 8 (02:31:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:31:01):
Man, dude, I bet it does. It looks like a
whole pair of hairy underpants down there, front and back.

Speaker 1 (02:31:06):
Probably didn't we have a you know something, I just
remember this song. We had a news story about a suit,
remember this, about a human hair suit made of human hair? Yeah,
and I forget there was a reason for it. I
don't know, but it was actually kind of like a
you know how We talked about it because Brooks brother's
suit but made of human hair, and there was a woman.

Speaker 12 (02:31:28):
There's a woman online who has an account and when
her hair comes out while she's washing it in the shower,
she makes portraits with the hair on the shower.

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Speaker 11 (02:33:11):
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Speaker 5 (02:33:16):

Speaker 1 (02:33:21):
Oh hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
And it's solved a problem. It's official. Everybody in the
studio hates everybody elsecial.

Speaker 12 (02:33:36):
We all made fun of you.

Speaker 1 (02:33:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what. That's what. I got
some good tips on how to buy shoelaces.

Speaker 12 (02:33:43):
And if Tom has Amazon on his phone, yes, Amazon
on his phone.

Speaker 1 (02:33:46):
I got Amazon on phone.

Speaker 2 (02:33:49):
I think everybody has Amazon on their phone.

Speaker 1 (02:33:52):
I'm not so special, And then he followed it up
with I know what's up. I'm just trying to buy
some shoelaces. I went to Walmart. They didn't have any.

Speaker 12 (02:34:01):
They didn't have the ones you wanted.

Speaker 1 (02:34:03):
And you have your own tip maker, don't you your lace?

Speaker 2 (02:34:05):
What happened to your little tip maker thing?

Speaker 1 (02:34:07):
I have that?

Speaker 2 (02:34:08):
You've never used it?

Speaker 1 (02:34:09):
You got a you got a crimper? No, I gotta
it's I have a. They're like little little rubber sleeves
and then and then it comes with like this kind
of heat gone, and you can I've got that too.

Speaker 12 (02:34:21):
Yeah, you should start a YouTube channel about the way
you make your show.

Speaker 1 (02:34:28):
I bought these shoes. And then remember when you asked
me what do you think about Pat God being on
the show? And I said every day? And I said,
I don't know, maybe once or twice a week.

Speaker 12 (02:34:38):
MA.

Speaker 1 (02:34:39):
Sure, maybe send them back out on the road, send
them in the ships. Yeah, put them on the ship.
He won't notice here. Please let's move forward, Please welcome
back to the Bobby Town program. I bought these shoes
and they they come with these like pre laced laces,
and they're like, uh, I don't like them. I want

(02:35:00):
to get red shoelace, guitar string laces that cut your
hands when you try.

Speaker 12 (02:35:05):
It's like a para.

Speaker 1 (02:35:06):
Those slip the right on. That's my favorite. I don't like.
I want to get some regular shoelaces. I don't have
anything stink on. I went went to Walmart. They didn't
have any made up plastic anyway. Anyway, so let's get
away from that. I I did solve a mystery, though.
What I have to explain this and this is this
is going to tie into a news story or whatever.
You go ahead, j you like this because this does

(02:35:28):
involve driving on the other side of the road in England. Okay,
I'm in now. It involves the toilets here in our building.

Speaker 12 (02:35:36):
Yeah, this is not a mystery I want to know about.

Speaker 1 (02:35:41):
Yes, no, no, this is important. Did you hear Monday?
Was its os wrecked the women? Okay?

Speaker 12 (02:35:48):
By the way, I work with this jerk every day.
I know how he can wreck a toilet.

Speaker 1 (02:35:53):
You have no idea. Here's the situation, and we have
this building was built in four separate sections. The building
that the building that we're in has two toilets, and
it used to be there was a lady's room in
a men's room, and the lady's room happens to be
right next to Josh's office for his request. But it's

(02:36:14):
it's it's but it's the further one away. Now they
are in the in the contemporary world, it's okay to
have a so called uti sex bathroom, so we have
we have proclaimed them they're either. However, we're all old men,
so we tend to go in the men's and the ladies.
We know which is win. But we have been informed

(02:36:36):
that apparently, when it comes to major transactions, more people
are using the ladies rooms. I figured out why. Why
in the ladies room because the toilets are back to
back right in the building. Right, because that's how they
plumbed it. No, because you encourage each other. But no,

(02:36:57):
but if you're in the ladies room, you're right hand
has access to the tools you need. If you're right
hand tools, well, most people are right handed nine out
of ten. And now, how does this apply to driving?
We found out that the reason that when they first
created automobiles, they put the driving unit on the right

(02:37:21):
side because do you remember why, Because.

Speaker 2 (02:37:25):
They didn't want passengers getting out in front of moving traffic.
They wanted the passengers it could get exit near the
edge the.

Speaker 1 (02:37:32):
Curve near the curt No, it was because because with
horse drawn carriages, the person driving the carriage would use
their right arm to whip the horse, and they didn't
want the person they.

Speaker 12 (02:37:51):
Would drive the horse with.

Speaker 1 (02:37:52):
They would drive, they would hold the reins in their
left hand and whip the horse with their right hands.

Speaker 2 (02:37:57):
Okay, but that doesn't make any sense about why they
put the car on.

Speaker 1 (02:38:00):
The right or why you drive on the That's why
the British did it, because they they came.

Speaker 12 (02:38:05):
That's what you Why did you tell the story about
the toilet.

Speaker 1 (02:38:09):
Because the people are using the right that would be
a the right handed toilet. So consider your when you
go to the toilet, this is now your whipping arm.
Oh my god, there's four minutes. I'll never get that.
It's perfectly sound logic.

Speaker 12 (02:38:28):
Arm instead of your whipping arm.

Speaker 1 (02:38:30):
I don't know that's the reason more people are gravitating
toward that one.

Speaker 2 (02:38:34):
I just think it's.

Speaker 12 (02:38:35):
Nicer in our bathroom, is it is? You guys have
pissed all over?

Speaker 10 (02:38:39):
Can I say that?

Speaker 1 (02:38:43):
Yeah? I probably shouldn't say pissed, but that's what happens,
all right. You can argue with truth there and there
there is someone in this building and I don't know
what is that that must have a water wiggle for
a unit because they can't seem to find the bowl.
I beg your pardon.

Speaker 12 (02:38:59):
I don't think that that's it. I think it's I
think it's just hate. It's just hate, all.

Speaker 1 (02:39:06):
Yeah, purpose the way I get even I hose that
seat down, By God, that has to be a thing
for some people.

Speaker 12 (02:39:13):
It is.

Speaker 2 (02:39:13):
It's for him.

Speaker 1 (02:39:14):
Oh, it's such thing. No, no, no, no, no, I'm
going to pay you back by yeah, because you you know,
for you've heard the phrase, I'm going to pee on
your grave.

Speaker 12 (02:39:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:39:22):
Have you had a lot of flat tires lately? That
only is the tire flat? It smells like chicks? B Oh, right,
you suggested I did. I didn't. Sorry, we've established that.
I think I'm I'm correct.

Speaker 12 (02:39:41):
I think that it's just the ambiance and the look
and the feel and the smell is just more comfortable.

Speaker 1 (02:39:47):
In the women's It does smell better, just basically smells.
You're aware that you're aware that Godwin in the early
morning always comes in and goes to the lady's room.

Speaker 12 (02:39:56):
He goes to the way back.

Speaker 1 (02:39:58):
Yeah, you used to always go to the ladies wrong
in the other part of the building. All well.

Speaker 6 (02:40:04):
I also think though, that we tried the men's room first,
and the men's room a lot of times is occupied,
which is what led me to the ruining Christie's bathroom. Bathroom,
But I tried the men's room first, and somebody was
in it, the other man.

Speaker 1 (02:40:20):
You're saying you don't prefer having right hand access.

Speaker 6 (02:40:23):
Today because this is a one holder. The other one
people could walk in on you while you're out.

Speaker 1 (02:40:28):
Now, I'm sorry, we have a lot, don't you really
you'd rather have right hand access? Well, I'm left handed,
so no, that's that's that. I rest my case. Well,
I wonder you like to use the men's room yourngratulations.
You've engaged me in another story that I don't want
any part of it. We are in the Arally Auto
Park Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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