The BOB & TOM Show - July 31, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show, New Car Sales. Gordon speaking.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes, I am L Conquistador.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You are L Conquistador.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes, and I would like to make an appointment to
come down and test drive a Mercedes. Yes, sir, it
is important that I am not addressed as sir. I
am not as sir. I am EL Conquistador, and it
is very important that I only be addressed in that
fashion as L Conquistador. Could you say it for.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Me, el Conquistador. What would you like to drive? Sir?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I am not here, sir. I'm sorry, I am L Conquistador.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Let me say one thing. I've come from the South here.
My parents brought me up to say yes sir, yes,
ma'am no, ma'am. Yes, sir, yes, ma'am no, ma'am. I
understand that being polite, but no.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's that is that is not my title. I am
not a sir. I am EL Conquistador. It's a title
that has been in my family for thousands of years.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I'll do my best.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I am L Conquistador, EL Conquistador.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'll do I'll do my best.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
You'll do your best EL conquistador. Yeah, So can you
tell me what a good.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Time for you to come in is anytime, sir, between
the anytime between the hours of eight and five.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
What is important is that that the people that you
work with know that if they are to do business
with me, that they must refer to me, not as sir.
I know that is polite, but L Conquistador.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
What does that mean? What does that? What does the
title mean?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Excuse me? Who are you addressing? Yes, the title means
the conqueror.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I thought that's what the last part of the L
means the yes.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, okay, El Conquistada.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay, when do you think you will
be arriving El conquist the Door.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Will be arriving next Wednesday? Around four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Wednesday at four o'clock. I'll put you on my that's
when your fly to lands, El Conquistador.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
My fight lands at about three thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, so you'll be here? Are you coming directly here,
El conqith Door?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I am okay, Wednesday at four pm? All right, I'll
put that down, but get that time for you for who?
For you? El thank you, elkin keyth the door. I'll
be waiting to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Into the Thank you very much. For your time. I
hope to do business with you.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, bro, thank you? El Keith do up there?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Amazing?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Bye?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Riley Auto Park Studios. It's the Bomb and Tom Show.
Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance News, Death, Pat Godwin, Chick,
Josh Arnold, He's Cosby Chick. Hello, Tom, how are you buddy?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Here? I am sorry. I know you're discombobulated and getting
things together, organizing things getting organized over here. Very excited.
What's coming up? Cly all of it?

Speaker 6 (03:29):
We got some sporting news, we got some news news.
Comedian Al Jackson. It's gonna be a good day. I
can feel it already. It's going to be a great day.
It's going to be a fabulous day.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, great. I don't believe anything I'm saying. No, no,
I'm in, ready and ready to go. You're in, you're ready?

Speaker 7 (03:44):
All right?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
This is murder, Murder at the compound. Oh who got killed? Mouse? Oh? Yeah,
a little mouse? Another one? I got another one? Yeah,
may do no, no, no, no, I put traps out.
You should see these mouse traps they've got. Now. The
jaws of death. Is it a traditional thing that snaps shot?

(04:06):
It does snapshot, but it's all made out of plastic
and it's really ingenious. And you put put a little
dab of peanut butter on it. They love their nuts
for peanut butter. They are and they have great peanut
butter at your house. Yeah, you've eaten it. You remember
that story.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yes, I believe Pat was house sitting and not my idea. Again,
and you had a much like I do. I have
a special jar of peanut butter. I keep it in
the dog area so I can fill thosekngballs with it
and freeze them, and then the dogs chew on it.
But obviously some dog of germs. Sure, it's just the idea.

(04:41):
Dog dog cooties get into that.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
And to keep me from eating it accidentally, I wrote
dogs on the jar.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
I had met a huge sharpie. Yes, black letters, d O,
G S.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
It was dog. I couldn't read it. So Pat gets
it makes them a peanut butter. And Jelly said was
out of the dog peanut butter.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
I'm not as quite as bad as the as the
comedian Richard Bowden's story about uh had a terrible case
of hemorrhoids, and he would His doctor told him to
freeze hot dogs and placed them in the gluteal cleft,
and then he would use them and put them back.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
To the cleft, well, the access area. Cleff would feel good,
I'm sure. Yeah, But anyway, he like cleft.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
You like that cleft? Would you like a nice hot
dog down there? No? But he he went out on
the road and he came back and the guy was
house hitting at Eaton.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
But yeah, I didn't have the heart to tell him.
That's what Richard said. Okay, it's quiz time. I pack
out on his back.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
And uh, we give Pad a lot of grief about
not having what I would call adult skills.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's all true.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Well, no, I do to life skills. And I stumbled
upon this. We were talking about a similar thing recently.
And this is a a list of everything an eighteen
year old should know how to do. Okay, ready, Pat, okay,
and I.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Keeping scores do what we think?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Back?

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Are getting almost to do some of these up. Can
you change a tire?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
No, I have changed a tire in a pinch. But
in past defense cars today don't they all have like
a spot on the frame that you're supposed to put
the jack on or something like that.

Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yeah, And a lot of them have a key that
locks the nuts on some of your wheels.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Do you know why? Because people steal nuts all the time? Yeah?
Do you know? Uh?

Speaker 6 (06:34):
The he's referred to the place with the jack on.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I haven't done a car in a while.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
I'm gonna give it to You've done it before, a
long time ago to do it, and it.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Is more confusing than it has been. You just used
to put it under the bumper and go man play. Yeah,
you got to put the jack on, right? Yeah? What
happened to distinguished when you take the jack off? Yeah?
What happens when the tires all changed and you take
jack off? Okay? Okay, so so far we'll give you.

Speaker 10 (07:02):
Do you hear how?

Speaker 9 (07:03):
He and I drove on what it's called a balloon
tire for about a month or two.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, you can do this. You can tie a tie? Yeah?
I can tie a tie. Yeah. Okay. There's a lot
of cool shortcuts online about tying a tie. Yeah, yeah,
it's really cool. Can you polish dress shoes? I? Yes,
Do you have a shoe polish kid at your house?
I do? Really what I do? Really? You've got he's
a performer? H you mean like a long handle thing

(07:32):
you pushed the button and you run your shoe underneath
it as it. No, no, no, no, oh, okay, do
you have one of those tongue? Oh god, I have
a whole shoe polishing kid. But yeah, why because you
enjoy I do enjoy getting a shoe polish at the
airport or at another reason, like getting there early. I
was just in the Atlanta Look what I got going
over here? I was just in the Atlanta airport and

(07:52):
there's this poor shoe polish guy standing there being surrounded
by tens of thousands of people. The shoe polish guy.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
Probably working because nobody wears leather shoes.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, a product of the Silicon Valley who've made millions
of dollarses.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
No, but I told you if you could invent something
where you could they could take athletic shoes, stick them
in some machine, get them all clean, and then come
out five minutes later dry, that would be That would
be a great thing to do. I love having clean shoes. No, okay,
magic eraser works great?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
H Pat? Can you uh start a campfire? No? Okay?
Can you start a camp like with like with a flint?
Or right? I mean what do we get to start with? Yeah? No,
I think you're allowed to have even a match it's
you know, the match sticks together. Yeah, Seline, please can

(08:51):
you can you write a proper hand written thank you? Note?

Speaker 5 (08:55):
It's absolutely not I'm I'm my cursive and I cannot write.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
I could type one out, you know, that's a lost art.
Beautiful beautiful. People used to say, you're a what a
beautiful lady and she has a lovely hand. Remember that.
People like a nice handwritten, not me printed. Please? Can
you change your baby's diaper? Uh?

Speaker 10 (09:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Once again? Though, that that's been. That's all that's updated,
I mean long gone. Well they're still out there. I
guess it's considered green to use cloth diapers and safety
pins and the whole thing. Oh that's the whole art.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
But now it's a sticky tape. So I mean, Josh,
have you ever changed the diaper?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah? Plenty? Yeah, oh yeah, okay, good, I changed my diapers?
Thank you. I'm it's gotten. I think it's gotten fairly easy. Yeah,
but still, but.

Speaker 9 (09:47):
I also had to learn it and uh it wasn't
home mac, but it was like a lifestyle skill.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
What class, like one of us did they how did
they simulate that? Dolls? Dolls did they put like peanut
butter in the.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (10:01):
No, no, you want you want it real lifelike. Yeah, no,
we just had to change. We didn't have to do
any of the clean up, but we No, no, we did.
We had to just simulate the cleanup with like a wipe,
but there was nothing there to actually.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
When two you've changed, you know, an exploded diaper. Yeah,
that's where the rubber meets the road. And I've done
that with my nieces and nephews. Okay, how many times
does that happened in my life? Parents have heard the
phrase it went up his back pad?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Got it once again? Things adults can do? Could you
bring a dish to a pitcheon?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 11 (10:37):
I will.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I will give you Christy or Jess can give you
a recipe for sweet corn.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
That corn, it's so easy, malicious.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
The world needs cups and napkins. Guy, three ingredients.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
Okay, lastly, Pat, I've got a lot of these. Can
you keep a house plant alive?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I have one house plant and it is alive, but
every now and then it's well it's been a month
or two and the dirt's awful dry, and you see
a scribbled note attached to it. You says, kill me.
That's the truth. Coming up the sports preview, we've got

(11:23):
ESPN and Shannon Sharp have parted ways. Uh show Hey Otani,
he's got another injury. Gilbert Arenas Arenas his uh used
to play for the Wizards and other teams, used to
wear the number zero. He got the nickname Agent zero.
Definitely he he's in trouble with the feds. He had

(11:46):
a poker game at his house and Agent zero. I
am Agent zero. That is the reason he's in trouble.
I will have all the deats and uh, Tom, Huh,
what's wrongly having a poker amount of money being wagered?
What are they at a certain a certain amount? You
do have to report that a certain amount. They will

(12:07):
play a nickel dime quarter. No one's coming, but yeah,
I'll raise you ten and thirty thousand. They're gonna come by.
Somebody's gonna yeah, probably wanted to lose. Lose in thirty thousand,
he's gonna call the fens okay, yeah right. Oh and
something coming from Oregon football that Tom will possibly arrive

(12:28):
right there in his seat this morning. He won't be
able to say it.

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(13:38):
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the Grateful Dead, interesting news about Neanderthal. They used to
say Neanderthal man, but now that that time, to be

(13:58):
more inclusive, you should say and tall.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Very elitist. Yeah, I think that may be correct. Foe
really I think they yes, But when does it become
both are correct? Okay?

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Well, on a much more serious science note from the
world of science, we have something called summer long balls.
And it's not in the realm of hitting a hitting
one over the fence. It's more about dropping one into
the toilets.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
And I have the testicles of a twenty year old man,
nice and tight right up. I've always been I would
put my testicles up against anybody. Guy.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Problem, when you put them up against the guy, where
do you place them?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Well, it depends on if we've had a nice dinner. Absolutely,
we're in the Ailey Auto Parts Studios. This is the
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Speaker 12 (14:51):
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Speaker 3 (15:22):
Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Josh,
Arnold Man, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Hey Jack. Having some
trouble off the air. We'll just move on. There's a Cosby.
I'm chickpigee. Hello, Tom, how are you. How's it going on.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
I'm reading some getting some medical information over here.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
That's always good. Talk to me, daddy. We'll get to
it in a few minutes. It was about our bodies.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Now this is more about something we were a tool
that we were talking about. Especially if you see those
pictures of doctors in the fifties, it's usually a usually
a guy, usually a white guy, and he's got that
band in his head with the with the big disc
on top of the silver disk, and he's usually smoking
a cigarettes yes yes, advising his patient what to do?

Speaker 3 (16:09):
You know, I never could figure out those prefer camel
cigarettes because they cause less throat irritation. That was an
absolute print.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Yes, they have a special place in Hell for medicine avenue.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't know. That's amazing they didn't. Does this has
used one of those. I haven't read the whole thing, though.
I was hoping, Oh, that's okay, we can wait, but
uh yeah, I didn't. I did not. There's a lost thing.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
I didn't understand what that was for until a couple
of years ago. I think I mentioned this. It was
I was watching some.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Hollywood or whatever TV commercial production and they'll you'll see
these people standing holding these giant reflect reflect they're not mirrors,
but they're kind of a soft light reflector. Uh, and
that's what those were for, kind of in back in
the day. They pull it or just no, no, no, no,

(17:06):
there was a hole in it right in the center.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Oh if so, I don't know the idea would be
to reflect Let's but I don't know what this guy says.
He goes, uh, let's see, I heard you talking about
the clip on reflective visors that physicians were I work
for a medical equipment company were actually let's see these devices.
They are called head mirrors. They're used by Uh. Oh,

(17:31):
let's just say your nose and throat people as opposed
to tilla and gelagassist.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Uh, those aren't Directum. I don't know what you're talking about,
but those aren't English words to you. Oh sorry, okay.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
The physicians position the head mirror in front of their
face so they're looking through the hole in the center.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
You're right, Christie. This is the lightest placed opposite the
head mirror and reflects the concave. Well, this gets really complicated.
Do you think there this just occurred to me. Do
you think there's a lady out there, or many women,
or a gentleman who likes their their significant other to
wear one of those. Yeah, so they can look down
and see what they're doing. That's yeah, the answer would be, uh,

(18:11):
I hope not. Well, that you're just living in a
fool's paradise. Then they got to get the job done.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
You need a miner's light. No, not necessarily.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
It would absolutely work that way and you can see
the reflection in it and the light and you look
down miner's light.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
Are you I forgot that you were? You were dating
Carol can.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
It says, By the way, Josh is right. They've been
replaced with l ed and fiber optic fiber optic headlights.
Would you continue to see a doctor if he came
in one day to examine you only had one of
those things on his head.

Speaker 9 (18:45):
Well, if I lived in a town of maybe eighty,
I would allow it. Not only would I allow it,
I would enjoy it. Yeah, yeah, but hmm no no otherwise.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Well, whatever it needs, whatever they need. But there are
a couple.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
I think this is a different kind of thing than
the one in the fifties.

Speaker 8 (18:59):
With not really because I'm looking at him right now
and they actually have what they call an E and
T head mirror reflector.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
LED nice. Yeah, man, oh yeah. I wanted to get
the ones that blink like a bicycle safety light to HIDEV.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
It's time to check in with you, chick McGee. You
got any more letters over there?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I do. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I spent the
morning fishing on Taylorsville Lake in Kentucky while listening to
the show how about that It's very nice? This is
from Tom. Started fishing around four forty five am. Very
dark daylight came. Continuing to enjoy the show, and two
geese fly up and land near me in my boat,

(19:43):
my little rowboat. They start to swim right up to
the boat. Then they start pecking the side of my
boat to get my attention. What's that about? Yes, it
became very annoying. You have had several shows talking about
the empowered geese and their rights and all the privilege
they are, and they seem to be entitled. There they are,

(20:04):
he took a picture of the geese are close. They
just came up and started packing the boat. The boat
I am with, chick. I don't want to harm them,
but wow, they are annoying. That's amazing. These two were
out there welcome and I ran about two miles up
the lake to get away. They took to the air
and followed me hawking. I tried to lose them. After

(20:24):
a short stint at the new location, I decided to
put some distance between us and drove close to seventy
miles and lost them. As Josh experienced this while out fishing.
Thanks for keeping me laughing for twenty five years.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
Plenty of geese while fishing. I have not experienced them
coming up and packing on the boat, and especially I
mean they will they'll follow you if they really want
you out of their area, but not.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I mean that's they do. They defecate in the lake
as much as they do on land. If so, you
don't see it. So I don't know, okay, because I think, yeah,
I can't stand them. They Something has to be done
about them. I don't know why we can't slaughter them.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Can't we send them back to Canada? That's where they
came from.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I say, Bill a wall, you know, Chris is gonna
have to be I guess Christie's clear thinking of sending
them back where they came from. I don't know if
we want to jump on that or not, but right
now I'm agreed.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Okay, this guy, let's who is this? Nicholas? He writes,
I was checking out the show yesterday. You were talking
about bogarting, and that was in reference to the phrase
don't bogart that joint made famous by the great song
by the Fraternity of Man.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Later later featuring the great drummer Richie Hayward. Why didn't
they just call it Bill and the Obscure Band, later
recorded by Little Feet. But the notion is that Bogart,
Humphrey Bogart, the very fine actor, would would he'd keep
the cigarette in and the idea was, hey, you know,
past the marijuana right over to me, yes, our Nicholas writes,

(22:05):
we younger people.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
Have better phrases. If someone is holding a joint, we'll say,
sing into the mic, Whitney.

Speaker 9 (22:15):
Oh yeah, I like it, I don't, I don't care.
She uh is obviously singing for a while into a microphone.
If you're just holding hey, yeah, she holds singing into
the mic. If they're just sitting there holding it, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, and that's also explained.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Or we'll say check one two, check one two, indicating
that they're holding the microphone.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, will you do something please and then pass it
to us?

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Okay, I didn't. That's that's good to know, handy. If
you're next time you're at a round table. Aaron on
our staff is twenty six. You said he was aware
of Humphrey Bogart has never heard? Don't Bogart that never heard?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Really?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, so that's interesting. I'm pretty sure it's in the
movie Easy Rider. I haven't seen that movie in forever,
but I.

Speaker 8 (23:06):
Don't think a twenty six year old seen the movie
Easy Rider?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Or was it?

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Then you just have the benefits of a of a
pop culture, classical education. That's a turning point in cinema.
Christy and Dennis opperject proven Peter fond.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
It proved anybody could direct a movie. I know what's
put the camera on the baby's head. Let's do that?
Oh god, age, Well what do you got, Christy? This
is from Sarah and Wisconsin. Christy, you can sent.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
Yesterday we were talking about the boob fairy visited me
when I was twelve years old and ruined my gymnastics career.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Like I think it was just a neighbor and wings. Hey,
it coming along. Yeah, see it the other way, very flamboy.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
Yeah, she said, you can send the boob faery my way.
It forgot to stop by I'm forty two and still waiting.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Well, you know, I think I think she calls it.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
The I'm a member of chicks IBTC.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Oh the committee, Yes, but does she got that ass?
Let's talk about that the ADB committee. Okay, however, men's
saliva is very good for that. Oh.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
This came up in the context of what did you
call them pork chops? What modern chops?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Cutlets?

Speaker 8 (24:20):
Cutlets?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Sorry, sorry, we were talking about I speak Tom once again.
I hope You're being genuine and this is not some
some half assed attempt to include us in your conversation.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Mishooker forget things. Hooker mentioned that someone was talking.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
About we were talking about Josh had a friend in
high school that lost toilet paper out of her bra.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
Oh, she was running a mile and and we.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
Were talking about stuffing your bra And I said, things
have come a long way, because now we have the
cutlets that they look like chicken breasts that are raw
that you stick inside your bra.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I believe the color. Yeah, they're like skin. What are they?
What's the real name of them? In the store, They
don't call them cutlets? False probably something like that. I
excuse me.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Falsees is one of my favorite words. You almost never
see it.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
You know what, you're deada haunt, falsies answers, Hey, Josh, Yeah,
girl that he you have falses.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
That was such a thing. It was such a thing
in junior high.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
You can find out if she has false Yeah, he's
gonna find out she has falses. You seen Marlene Browner,
Those are falses. False.

Speaker 9 (25:34):
No, they were truies, man, I felt them, truly, all truies.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
No, I don't remember the context of the pat, it says,
I've been trying to do the forty second cold shower.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
What was this?

Speaker 5 (25:46):
The cold shower of a morning? Some tell you Josh's
brother does it for three minutes. I'm at thirty seconds.
So you do a real shower with hot water.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Oh yeah, and then you turn as cold as it gets.

Speaker 9 (25:56):
Yep, wow, thirty seconds. The key is to keep doing something.
I learned that early on.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
It is brutal, but it works around. They just stand there.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Alex writes from Georgia. Hey, Pat, I've been trying to
do the forty second cold shower after my regular shower.
It was working until a few weeks ago. It's so
hot in Georgia right now the pipes are hot. When
I turn the water to cold, it's still warm.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Stay thirsty, my friends, it's hot out there.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Thank you. Well, wow, can't even get cold water. Right
Back to the chicken cutlets, and I think they've made
a bad marketing era. I went online and searched that
and it arrived me at something called Cakes, Cake's Body
with volume. Yeah, but Cakes is a butt, right.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
Cakes is the name of the brand.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I believe the most seamless, natural looking bra inserts designed
for itty bitty cups sizes double A to B add
an instant half cup of volume to your look in
bras the ballets and structure tops. Can you get they
come in different shades? No, that's probably a valid question. Yeah,

(27:08):
you can get the nipple.

Speaker 10 (27:09):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah? Now can you get the big pointy ones if
you want. I haven't seen the big pointy ones.

Speaker 9 (27:16):
I don't know if you can go full eighties Madonna,
but maybe like uh, Maymie van Dorn.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Go ahead and everybody scrambled to google her image. I
was gonna say something, and I realized even more obscure.
Of course. Uh, the wife on the Mister Red Show,
she had the she had the real torpedo. Look up.
Jane Russell in the Outlaw Views knew what he was doing.
It's amazing.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Okay, coming up, we have more of your letters if
you want to reach us. By the way, it's Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com. And I think we're
gonna do an early news story before we do the
the sports segment with Chick because there's an outrage. I'll
do it under Pat is itching to play a song.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Are you sure as you've got that kind of sellin. Well,
so we'll get to that when when we return.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
I like your purple shirt today. Nobody's mentioned that yet.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Very nice. That a purple. Well that's different than the
shirt you had when I walked in like a toddler.
How many times do you change shirts in a day?
How many times it depends? I mean I like to
have a nice, fresh shirt on every hour. I probably
have thirty shirts in my office. How often do you
change your shirts? And what you think? What rolls into

(28:38):
your mind? I have to change my shirt. I don't
like to have a like pit moisture.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Yeah, pit's out because he doesn't use real anti purse.

Speaker 13 (28:47):
And he just uses you.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Actually, it is a good color.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Really, it is a good there's a bulld choice for me.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
It's one of my favorite. I'm thinking of putting that
skull cap on your head. Yesterday in this thing photo,
I got an email, got an email about your skull.
People don't down right up side? Is that what you
were you bike? Yes, I saw a picture.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Of Oh yeah, I got a negative word about it
from someone very special to me. You know, you put it,
you put it on, and then you can put a
helmet on and it because sometimes those helmets the pressure points.
You take the helmet off and you've got these big
bruises on your head.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Will you please be careful on your bike? Are you very?

Speaker 14 (29:34):
No?

Speaker 6 (29:35):
But well do we have when we come back, We'll
get this letter. Right now, I've got let me see
here we go, right here, I'm I've got I've got
a Java House tea right there. But this is my
Java House drink. This is the audio equivalent of stumbling around.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
In the dark. Can we get mel Tillis to do this?
Somebody get through it within four minutes. I got a
nice surprise for you at the shop or at the office.
Java House would.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Like to present you with a nice, nice prize package
of coffee for a year for your office.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Listen to you doing it like you're supposed to. I
really haven't even found the script, so I'm just gonna
do it off here. Pick your favorite from our friends
at Java House. They have the Josh, they have, of course,
the Hot Coco. But this stuff I'm in my hand
right now. It looks it's kind of a bluey. It's
bluish bluey. It's not hot coco. I'm not interested.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
It's an electrolyte drink.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
It's great, it's really good. Java House, of course has
a coffee tea, the aforementioned electro light drinks, even lattes,
all the stuff, and the difference is it's just peel
and poor.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
You don't put this in a machine. And this is
a little what do they call pod?

Speaker 6 (30:49):
You cou'd probably stick a golf ball on the top
of this little tiny guy to hand off on your mouth.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
You know, someone should really come in here and take
us off here. That's all there is to stop.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
I have a mortgage.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
No, no, we'll land somewhere else.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
The larger point is, uh, these uh, these are super
convenient and really revolutionize the coffee area where you work
or live.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Good morning to you live in the coffee area. Okay,
you know what I mean. The Official Java House, the
official coffee Java House, the official refreshment of the Bob
and Thomas Show. And if you want to win a
year of this, we'll just check out the contest bobintom
dot com slash contest Announcers Reflection announcers perform its no

(31:33):
reflection on Java House. Maybe I need to have another
caffeinated Java House to perform better. Uh, the checkout Java's
great stuff. We certainly appreciate their participation in today's program.
Yes we do, coming up a surprise news story in
the testicular realm that will lead to a song from
Pat gon Walls.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Uh, there you go once again. We are in the
Oreliotto Park Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (31:59):
This is the Bob Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (32:01):
We just toll free at one eight eight eight Bob
Tom one or at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 10 (32:06):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Oh it's me right, hey, welcome back to the bottom
Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think
O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your carcare needs. Get the
parts and service you need fast from professional parts people
at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Christy Lee Hichie. There's Pat Godwin.
There's Jess Hooker. Hi, I believe that color is Chral, Tom,

(32:32):
in case you're wondering, Chral, I believe is that Chral? Okay,
so that's a great color. There's Josh Charnold, Hi Ace Cosby,
I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Hello Tom, Hello, we have We're gonna break format here
for just a second because Pat format Pat's itching to play.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
That's arguable.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
The at the Silac Insurance News desk, we have Christy
Lee and if you do this song, Pat can I mean,
if you did a story, Pat can match with a song.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Are you ready? You remember when nobody knew what was
going to happen next on the show and we were
all just Tom does.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
Now Mormon are reporting an uncomfortable seasonal condition known as
summer long balls. The issue is marked by testicular elongation
during hot weather, the opposite of what's been dubbed winter penis,
where everything gets sucked up. One man told The Cut
that his testes hangs so low in the summer that
they sometimes dip into the toilet bowl.

Speaker 11 (33:31):
Do your balls hang low?

Speaker 16 (33:35):
Can?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Can you tie your shoulder like a coffinkelsh holder? You
never heard that boobs?

Speaker 8 (33:45):
It's usually boobs. Another suffering said sweat causes his grot
him to adhere to his thigh, creating what he describes
as a bat wing. Urologist Doctor Anika Ackerman explained the
heat causes him to relax. That's right, doctor, to hang
lower away from the body. Experts believe men with varicess

(34:10):
or enlarged scrotal veins may be more prone to this condition.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Those can be super painful. That's like a hideous look though, right.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
I can't imagine America's Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
It's a hideous America body. Anyway, is this magazine for women?
Every guy knows that a little sweat will stick your
sack to your thigh?

Speaker 8 (34:29):
Yeah I didn't know that, so yeah, yes, maybe.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I think the advancement so they made an underwear is
amazing and it cuts down all what happened that safe
shoes experience this Christie issue? Peel them away? It sounds
like velcrow. If you've got me, what the hell you're
talking about? He's telling you you have a couple of kids.
I'm sure you've had some kind of you know, I could,
I could weigh in on this husband. I don't feel

(34:55):
his underwear away. No, she doesn't doesn't do anything in
that area. No, no, no, no, we just we do hallway sex.
We use the F words. We pass each.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Doctors recommend wearing snug fitting underwear and staying cool air
conditioned places. Another solution nutsickles, a chilled ice pack designed
for post vasectomy relief.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Well, that's the game. Popularity for combating summer long ball.
That's ridiculous. Nutsickles a product apparently for post sectim Yes,
but I.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Mean it's is this like those things you get that
you put in the freezer, you know when you when
your kids fall on a skateboard and you take it
out of the freezer and attached. It's like a nice pack,
but a little more sounds like it. Yea Nutsickles. I've
got to do some homework here.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
But now I googled it.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
It came up on Amazon. Nutsickles custom fit Sectomy ice packs.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Hey, here we go.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
It's not Patis Frank, Oh, Fran, it's good to see you, Frank.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
See what Tommy boy? And I don't know if you heard.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
We were just talking about your name, chicky doodle do?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
What's your name? I chick here? You had a chick right?
Once again?

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Apparently it's called summer long balls and which the testicles
drop a little bit.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Yeah, the summer long balls. But you guys all know
about the summer penis?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Right, a penis? Would you tell us a little bit?
We go? Thank you for to set up one more
volume there? What's your name?

Speaker 9 (36:27):
Such a tree? Such a tree like probace. You're talking
to him, Frank, not having one of us talking to
him for you, Thank you, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
The summer penis gets big and strong in the sun
and heat.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
It has more girth, something about the warmth that expands
the meats.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
It was nice and long.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
I had a speedo on and took my girlfriends and
lover's in a summer penis dragging in the sand, win
a penis.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
There's a sad, sad site that you know you heard
was a clam. It's been a while, so so we're
on the beach. There's lams there. Not to mention a
piece where under.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
The pubic hair he goes to hide my girlfriend longs
those August nights when he's at his angriest and meanist.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Come back, come back my summer penis. Summer penis, winn
a penis. There you go rehearse that a little bit. Boys.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
I'm just glad you had him turn up the keyboard
so we can all hear it.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
That was a bit. That was a nice little clam,
that gorgeous note. Yes, so do you guys tape the
show and rehearse it? That was that was very nice. Frank.
It's good to see you again.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
So once again, the it's called the summer long balls.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah doesn't that doesn't summer long balls sound like a
character in a dirty version of Harry Potter. I'll be
teaching yeah, chemic magical chemicals this semester. I am professor's
I'm a long ball. I get that to get a
longer gown? Please? You get that? Yeah, that's why I

(38:22):
don't have a cat. What oh and playful whack? Okay,
now it's time to return to well you got a
listener mail, Dear Bob a Tom show? Uh rewatching yesterday's show,
and Tom kept putting on that silly skull cap.

Speaker 17 (38:43):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
When he has his headphones on. With the cap, he
looks like in a World War Two fighter pilot. More on,
uh oh more on the German side of things though.
Never mind Kevin, it says Kevin from Winchester. Kevin. Uh ps, Tom,
can you please put on your skull pilot and skull

(39:05):
cap and talk like a pilot? Yeah, I don't have
I took it home. You took it home, Okay, I don't.

Speaker 9 (39:12):
We kind of thought this would be the the safe
haven for that place.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Because you can't wear you're you've been forbidden to wear.
But you do want to use it. Yeah, I wear
it underneath my bicycle. He well good yeah. Uh And
from our text line high Bob and Tom show, I'm
a welder. I wear one of those skull caps underneath
my welding helmets. Sense, I'm bald, so the sparks don't
land on my bald head and burn me. That's Tony
and Pennsylvania. Maybe that's why your dad wears he's a

(39:37):
welder for a long time skull cap. Yeah, oh that
makes sense.

Speaker 18 (39:40):
Yeah, yeah, because I'm still Yeah, I have a couple
of his caps still and I wear them because I
think they look cute.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
But oh, did we just Truman who has the largest
head in the staff?

Speaker 13 (39:51):
It's just it's not but it's close.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Measuring tape definitely right there. He does have a big nong. Yeah,
but I don't look at you and go, man, that
guy is a huge hit. It's big, big, big.

Speaker 13 (40:04):
Your huge ego.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Hm, oh, my huge ego. No.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
We were also talking about our love for zip ties
and uh samurais and Josh, there is actually a belt
that uses zip tie technology. I'm aware. I wear them
all the time. That's that's what my belt is. Yeah,
it's it's Mine's called mission belt. How does it so?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
It's uh here, Oh yeah, you take the belt out.

Speaker 13 (40:29):
And it goes into it and then listen.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Kind of ratchets.

Speaker 18 (40:34):
I've ever seen one of them, button on the bottom.

Speaker 9 (40:38):
Yes, they're the greatest belts I've ever I agree, mission
belt is just.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
One of those post meal things where you can lean
back and.

Speaker 9 (40:45):
You know what goes on. I'm not one of those
guys clicks. I get why you think I am one
of those guys. One of those guys, but you absolutely could.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yeah. The only reason I say that I witnessed that
while on vacation. It was almost always a father with
a big family. Yes, it was a rather corporated fellow.
But he stood up and just very publicly no shame.
Oh leans back ohe does that undoes the button? Yes, yeah, yeah,

(41:12):
probably getting ready for I believe what Dennis Miller turned
was a silhouette silhouette altering visit to the Smiles room
in the restaurant.

Speaker 9 (41:22):
So, yeah, check them out if you want mission belt,
and then you can work with the veterans, I believe.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Cool, I'm gonna check that out right now. We have
a lot of stuff coming want to give me that
sports preview.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
We've got Oregon football and they love their uniforms. Shannon
Sharp and ESPN have decided to enter into a separation agreement.
Show Hey Otani making more headlines in Major League Baseball,
and Gilbert Arenas, former NBA great is in trouble with
federal authorities in uh poker game, he had it his house. Wow.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Okay, we'll find about all these things. From the Orailli
Auto Park Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (41:58):
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Speaker 10 (42:02):
This is the Bob and Top Show.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Port Studios. Christy Lee is at
the Silac Insurance news desk doing something with her hands.
I'm not exactly sure what. She just gave me the
stoppy finger. Point right, there's Pat Godwood, May chick, Jess
Hookers here, right, there's Josh Arnold. Were there, Ace Cosby,

(42:28):
I'm Chick McGee. Hello Tom.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
We were discussing off the air. Back in the day,
certain states had a lower drinking age. Yes, one of
the oddball ones was in Ohio. You could drink something
called three two.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Beer three point two percent alcohol on volume or six
percent alcohol by line, which was alleged to be now
everything six percent.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
I think it was a lighter, lighter weight.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Allegedly it only meant you had to drink ten more.
I've heard that sometimes the label may have really not
reflected the point being it's it looks like it's now
twenty one in Ohio and New York and Michigan.

Speaker 8 (43:09):
I think it's twenty one around the world. Isn't it
all over across the board? They changed it all because
federal dollars quit paying for highways or something. If you
didn't raise your drinking age back up to twenty one.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
I'm well the government got involved. Yeah, and now it's
switched from that to cannabis. It's like cannabis and fireworks.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
How old you have to be to buy cannabis.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
It's no matter of what state you're in legally. Really
that's so you can buy cannabis in what Michigan.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
I can. The rules are so complicated, but Michigan, Ohio,
not Kentucky, Illinois not Indiana. It's legal in Illinois.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
It is twenty one for everything.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I thought so too.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
I'm not saying the age, I'm saying the ability to.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Buy it two different things, right, and fireworks too. Yeah,
you're right. So my question is.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
If you put those two things together, the fireworks people
and the pot people, do they mesh in any way,
shape or form.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
Probably I would think it'd be fun to be high
and watch fireworks.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah, or maybe maybe that would harsh their mellow. Yeah,
but maybe.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Maybe because and the reason I'm asking you sometimes, when
you're driving, you'll be going from one state to the other,
and just before you get to the state where their
legal fireworks are all these huge billboards. Yeah you know,
Forefinger left these fireworks.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Next thing you don't have to make up a name,
nervous Charlie. That's the fireworks establishment across one of the borders,
which one real scared every time, you little Wick. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
So so my question is are they allowed to do
that for the cannabis places?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yes? And yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
So you can have a you can have a billboard
in say Indiana.

Speaker 9 (44:47):
You know what I just said that, but it's legal
in Illinois as well, because when I'm when I'm going
into Missouri, uh from Illinois, there will be signs for
Missouri dispensaries.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
But it's legal in Illinois, so I'm not sure all
of that lottery tickets to go across the borders.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Fireworks and now, are you better off shooting off fireworks stoned?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I'll draw the answer. Yeah, everything's fun or drunk. Yeah,
I talk to an emergency room physician, which which fingers
and eyeballs he's sewed? Bicky?

Speaker 9 (45:15):
No, No, you just hold the bottle rocket when it starts.
You just don't let her go. The next season of
The Pit takes place over a fourth of July week.
It's going to be great, you know. Yeah, Yeah, it's
gonna be quite a few whiles.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yeah, they'll be we'll be sewing some folks together and yeah, yikes.
All right, well, no we've have we finished our letters.
Are we segueing into the world of sports? Yes, we are.
Shannon Sharp will not return to ESPN, according to a
person familiar with a decision. That decision, then that person,
not me, follows his recent settlement of a lawsuit accusing
him of sexual assaulting a woman during their relationship. Sharpe's

(45:49):
last appearance on ESPN was in late April. While this
uh rigamarole has been going on, no details of the
settlement have been released, but the lawsuit was for fifty
million dollars. Holy Sharpest called the accusations false and hope
to return for the NFL season instead of ESPN has
decided to let him go. He has been on Undisputed

(46:12):
on Fox Sports one and First Take on the ESPN
with Stephen Ah Los Angeles Dodgers two Way Superstar show,
Hey O Tania. That was not very heartfelt, Christy, that
was luke warm at best. I was in there. I agree.
Christy was the one who said it them all heartily.

(46:32):
I was like, I've.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
Been the one cheering on everybody's like not even painting.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Yeah. I never really cared for it, but yeah, it
really doesn't work though. You're right, Hey, well now let's
do the end. You know how to set it up again?

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Well, I mean, is that the thing? Is the Saquon
Barkley work.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
If I I still I maintained show Hey O Tani works?

Speaker 9 (46:51):
Does it doesn't because that show is there and it
kind of throws things off.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeah, remember my idea, you're supposed to help me. My
idea was you say show hey Otani and we say
show him what. I don't think it went over, Well,
that's better. It works Dodgers two way superstars. Show Hey Otani,
show him what both you smart asses said, show him

(47:16):
it's better. It makes sense because you're saying show and
I mean, yeah, the pun is that, show him what
the kwan? Barkley.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
It makes sense because you're asking us to say that.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Barkley, he had some trouble last night in his outing
against the Reds.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
He who does cut shorts? Show Hey Otani, show.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Whatever. All right, now we're back to our room. What
a mess this is? Anyway? He was had cut shorts
out cramping and his right hip. Oh nobody wants that,
you know, Showani and Aaron Judge. They're far larger human
beings than you'd ever guess. They look like they look

(47:57):
like NFL players, really, I think, and it might be
the few masses of the Yeah, oh yeah, So no
more pee wee, Reese, no more pee wee. That's I
don't get that. It was a shortstop for the Yanches.
Was famous, absolutely one of the most famous Major League
Baseball nicknames, most famous nicknames. Was he a little guy?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
He was. He was a squirt. That's a fair question,
because sometimes a guy named curly is bald and a
guy named pee Wee's you know much much like back
to You're a story about showy time. He heard his
show him what's okay? That's it? Federal up build up
for a really non story. I'd say, you know not
chicks falt we Uh, I walked on with everyone's feet

(48:46):
peting in. Federal prosecutors say former NBA star Gilbert Arenas,
who wore the number zero in the n B A
and I love nickname, was Agent zero. He had some
gun with a teammate of his. They brought weapons into
an NBA locker room. And there's a documentary on it

(49:07):
Netflix about it, and of course I've watched it. Uh. Anyway,
Agent zero has been arrested along with five other people
in suspicion of hosting illegal high stakes poker game at
his Los Angeles mansion. The US Attorney's Office said all
six defendants are charged with felony counts of gambling. The
forty three year old Arenas is also charged with making
false statements to federal prosecutor.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
I'd lie about it too if I got caught. Absolutely,
this is fake money.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Not my money. That's right. If you murdered somebody and
they asked you if you did it and you lied
about it, would you have to come claim? You'd say, look,
i've killed and and I've lied, and killing is worse, right?

Speaker 9 (49:47):
Yes, yeah, you're really upset about me, lyons.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
What you're saying, what are you expect me to do?
Killed somebody?

Speaker 9 (49:59):
Lines nothing to me. I I understand that it's illegal,
but I don't think it should be. You should be
allowed to gamble whatever you want in your own home.
But this is to me, it's just the Feds trying
to get some tax because otherwise you have to go
somewhere else, and then they get a cut of any winnings.
You know, if you play high stakes in a casino,
you're paying taxes on.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
That was the accusation that maybe he was was he
taking part of the Oh? I know, it's just high
dollars and they wanted to know where the money was
coming from and how they were winning it, and.

Speaker 10 (50:26):
There was there a tax?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Was there a fee though? For Yeah, that's a yeah,
probably just buy in each hand and not necessarily a
house fee. You have to make it any right, if
you play nickel dime quarter, they're not going to come
to your house. Tom and you don't play cards because
why I'm terrible at them. Remember, you're supposed to pay
sales tax on garage sale. If you have a garage sale,

(50:49):
you need to fill out a form. So they're gonna
they're gonna do it for this. How would you like
to be that guy? Now I'm in the charge of
the garage sale. May I have your tax id number?
Tax id number?

Speaker 9 (50:59):
I might just hit him with a shovel, not anywhere.
I just did the knee and then kill him.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
And what about these plates were a nickel apiece and
you sold four of them? Hang on a.

Speaker 9 (51:09):
Minute, he's got an adding machine, right, a better things?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Oh, we're getting our cut. Yeah, coming up Oregon football
and Tom Griswold, they are going to be. Tom is
going to be but there are going to be two
of them over there, because he's be beside himself that
he may plots what well Tom plots, he might indeed plot.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
I'm playing like a power defecation without the removal of
the trowsers.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
It does sound like that power defecation. That's not what
it means, but it has that automatipia to oh, that's
not what it means. If you're going to plots. No
plots is plots like cove. I don't know. My Yiddish
is a little rusty. I see, let me tell you
what it would be called dish who hang on a second?

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Speaker 8 (53:01):
They make me plots strongly affected with frustration. Excitement or
other strong emotion is what?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yes, crapping your pants? We thought you did? No, no, no,
don't back off now. Power defication? Yeah, don't you also
think holding your mud? Iss? You also think other powered defications?
Sound like I'm going to term at a college class.
All right, the new chapters on power defication. But we

(53:31):
are in the Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob
and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee, there's Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker,
there's Josh Arnold with a question for the group coming.
All right, sir, it's not a not a dinner party question?

Speaker 18 (53:49):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Cosby and I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
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Next sports story is only for Tom, but Josh go ahead.

Speaker 9 (54:08):
In my local listings, I had to enter this building
in a torrential rainstorm.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
All right.

Speaker 9 (54:14):
I had an umbrella that took care of most of it,
but it was raining so hard. My shoes and socks soaked?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Do you will? You? Do you guys?

Speaker 9 (54:24):
Mind if I microwave my socks. Yes, I have a
pair of socks in my house.

Speaker 13 (54:31):
Are you use the microwave in the bag?

Speaker 3 (54:35):
You go? My shoe size is a twelve.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
I got a pair of twelve shoes in my office
that are nice and dry.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
What about socks?

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Have a pair of nice dry socks. I as to
have some underwear. They'might be a little tight.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
My shoes are off right now. What do you have
back there? Like a man's warehouse? What's going on back?
You've got about thirty shirts and twenty nine I'm wearing.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
I'm moving. My office is being moved. You know I
haven't heard about that.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
What where are you moving your right now? Your socks
are Oh my god, Yeah, you can wet. So yeah,
these are wet and I'll get you some. Well, I'm
just just throw them in the microwave for two minutes. No,
let's discuss, you know what. I don't have to be
worse than Yeah, I don't have a problem with that.
Oh go ahead. Gee, I can't figure what my my
coffee it tastes like? What is it? I don't know,

(55:18):
foot powder, peanut butter, and ToeJam the tops.

Speaker 9 (55:27):
Particularly now, I've been leaving the socks on because my
I was like, oh, it's they will dry quicker with
my body heat if I were to leave them hanging.
I don't know if that's true or not.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
You know what we should do. We have a fan
around here. You should many fans.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
You should hang your socks over there somewhere and then
put the fan behind it and blow them dry.

Speaker 18 (55:45):
Oh yeah, I will do that's problem.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I don't understand. What the problem.

Speaker 9 (55:52):
Will you wear my wet socks on your hands as mittens?
I will not, and rub them together and.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Touch him with all right, okay, so I can microwave them.
Now what you said, I'm going to plots. You have
some news story in the world of sports that will
make me plots. You're aware of college football, right, and
you know it's tomorrow night the NFL Hall of Fame
game on Peacock that's right, Chargers Lions, yes, sir, Long
National Nightmares. Finally, oh, it is Thursday night, yes, Thursday night, Yes,

(56:21):
that's yesterday. Many college football teams attempt to have an
opposing environment when people come visit their stadiums. That you
know about Penn State's white out, and now Oregon is
whi whipping up an official color schedule dictating the attire
of choice for all their home games in twenty twenty five.
At the end of June. Now, for instance, on August thirtieth,

(56:43):
they host Montana State, they're going to wear their special uniforms.
It's called a stripeout. Then September sixth, they're gonna have
Oklahoma State. They're gonna wear green. It'll be a green out.
Then they wear black. Well October twenty fifth or hosting please,
it's a brownouts this no, no, what's not?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
You know?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Likera October twenty fifth. And by the way, if you're
you're betting on tonight's Chargers Lions Hall of Fame game,
getting a program? Okay, Wisconsin visits Oregon and they are
wearing tie dyed uniforms celebrations in celebration of the Grateful Dead.

(57:25):
Oh that's exactly what Hateful Dead. Well, we got a there,
you go tell that in the news today. Yeah, and
not in a good way. So well, maybe we should
do that now.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
Dead and Company are set to celebrate the Grateful Dead
sixtieth anniversary this weekend with three shows in San Francisco's
Golden Gate Park. Fans say the high ticket price is
clashed with the band's alleged values.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Of community and inclusivity.

Speaker 8 (57:50):
A general admission three day pass six hundred and thirty
five dollars. VIP tickets run up to one seven hundred
and twenty five.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Some long time I feel the ah.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
Yes, some longtime Deadheads are calling the prices a money grab,
noting that Grateful Dead tickets once topped out at seventy
three dollars. Critics point to the setting a public polo
field and say the city and organizers are more interested
in profits than honoring the band's legacy. For those priced out,
the final show will be stream live in Imax theaters

(58:24):
across North America. That is, on August third. I was
at dinner last night with one of the biggest Deadhead.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
People I know.

Speaker 8 (58:32):
I mean, it goes to all these shows all the time.
I go, why aren't you in San Francisco this weekend?
And he goes, There's no way I'm going to spend
that kind of money and be in Golden Gate Park.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Have you ever been there? I have not. I don't
know a bad place, but.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
I hate it when they do stuff in places that
weren't designed for that.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Yeah, do it in a.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
Place where they have proper toilets and facilities and you
can see.

Speaker 9 (58:58):
Well, San Francisco has all that, but it doesn't seem
to matter. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 8 (59:03):
Yeah, there is a sidewalk, right.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
I mean, it's not exactly the Summer of Love, but
to see it in the Imax theater would be okay,
I guess yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
You don't have.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
To worry about the stepping on human feces as you
walk in the lobby.

Speaker 9 (59:16):
That's completely Most people cannot simply can't afford that.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
Of course we were talking about to get there, And
then you've got how much acid can you buy them
when you've spent seventy hundred bucks for your ticket?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Not a whole sheet. I'll tell you that I'm going
to use some big words, and I don't know if
I'm using them right, but somebody should teach a college
course about the dichotomy between the beliefs of grateful dead
and how much money they're amerking off. The principal there
is something that he said for decent love, man, free love, everybody,
philosophy versus actual capitalism. And then I am a capitalist.

Speaker 9 (59:48):
But yeah, every now and again, I want to go, hey,
rage against the machine?

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Are you? You're still raging that hard in your mansion?
No care for that machine?

Speaker 6 (59:55):
And way, I have a theory. You might want to
back me up on this if you agree. A think
the band Nirvana is making more money on T shirts
than they made in their music back when they went.
Those Sirvana T shirts pretty close everywhere, They're everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:14):
Yeah, whoever made that licensing play is doing well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
And I say this because my twelve year old daughter
came to dinner to the night wearing a Navarana T shirt.
It's pretty read. Yeah, I mean, where'd that come from?

Speaker 15 (01:00:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Girl tells the story. He right after Kurt died, he
was driving somewhere in Ireland, getting away from everything, and
there was a hitchhiker and the kid had a young
kid had a Nirvana T shirt.

Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
On in Ireland and that's not what Kurt needed so
much forgetting away.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Kind of on this topic. Did you see yesterday Ozzy Osbourne?
They held his funeral in Birmingham and thousands of fans
lined the streets to pay a final respect to Ozzie
the Like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
During the procession.

Speaker 8 (01:00:58):
Yes, yeah, it was very cool there, and then they
had a private funeral, but they allowed all the fans
to line the streets and Sharon and the kids got
out and we're talking to people and looking at the
tributes and walking behind them. It was very touching.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
You'll never have that at my funeral. You want a procession,
there won't be that many people. We'll make sure you
know why. We can pay scale. And you know, because
I'm alone. That's sad, isn't it. I'm trying to remember,
did you want a full service toilet over your grave

(01:01:33):
or just the urinal? Now, everyone keep in mind, talk
about who's saying that. Just for a second. I think
we should be buried side by side. So you want
to take a dump, there's someone sitting on the chicks.
You're gonna have to use Tom's. Oh that's primarily for.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
He.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Now, wait a minute. When you mentioned the word the
word plots earlier.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Yes, I'm not particularly familiar with the Yiddish, and there's
a few phrases. I just assumed plots met you were
actually pooping in your paint.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
So I did a little homework. Even you must have
kind of sound like it preoccupied there are several phrases
for defecating in one's pants or losing vowel control.

Speaker 13 (01:02:24):
No, that's not the topic.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Hang on, let's hear them out.

Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
And forgive me for those that know how to properly
speak Iddish.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
I do not.

Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
But according to this phonetically, the phrase is shish in
the hoisen.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Oh. Now do you think that sounds like a Jerry
Lewis words.

Speaker 9 (01:02:47):
I'm gonna guess hoison his pants because leader hosen.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Yep, and we got it very good. And then I'm
gonna guess well, never mind. The first three letters are
a really big hint. What about? What about? What does
that mean? That means they didn't take the mud vein
when they to them in there? Anyway?

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
Thank you for the no there's These are all unpronounceable
for me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Okay, well you managed. It's a phrase.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
It says uh gay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
K that that means I know kaka is It means yeah,
it means uh. It means go poop in the ocean.
It's it's.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
It's considered to be a dismissive insult, often used like
drop dead or get lost.

Speaker 9 (01:03:45):
So there you go, go poop in the ocean. I
like it. Yeah, they had done that, no lake, Yeah,
but not the ocean.

Speaker 10 (01:03:51):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
I still don't know how you did that. I don't
know whether I'm in awe or disgusted. I think I
might be in all Do you.

Speaker 9 (01:03:58):
Find the idea of funny that my brothers then were
casting their lures right at me as I was?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
You missed having a brother, Chad. There should be under
brotherhood in the dictionary, there should be a picture of
you and your brothers that scenario. Yes, absolutely, I have
no idea. I can't relate.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Do you remember the story about me and my brother
Jimmy Rock.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
I do not. We used to call it Jimmy Rock.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
There was a rock, random rock the size of an
automobile right in front of our Oh rock, Well.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
You're about that about the giant.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
And it was in front of our place on Lake Michigan.
And one day John and I were out there swimming,
and I'd be really proud of myself if this had
happened when I was say, eight or nine. Sadly it
happened when I was twenty three. So we're out there
swimm it's a beautiful day, and suddenly he's I kind

(01:04:56):
of turn around, look and I get his bathing suit
right in my face.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Wet wet, Yes, okay, so funny. So oh, I see
that we're having a game here. So once again, you
homo erotic weirdos. Your brothers are playing grab ass in
the ocean.

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
We're having some fun and a uh and and we
were right down from five Mile Creek and uh this
this family, this family comes up and they're kind of
having a little picnic on Jimmy Rock right there, ten feet.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
From the water. We're under, we're we're in the water.
Blow our waist. There's no free show. However, then pretty
soon it's like two flying bathing suits and then all
of a sudden John has got both of them, puts his.

Speaker 10 (01:05:44):
On leaves holding my suit.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Ye jo, John knew exactly what you like, a brilliant prey. Yes,
so I out there kind of what I was trying
to signal my dad at the sandwiches. Oh, look at
Tom out here, and joined him, come on up here, boy.

(01:06:07):
Help He alerted someone and okay, someone brought down that's funny,
Jim Martha Reeves and the Vandelas.

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
By the way, I did find out that when you
get your gladys Knight and the pips. Yeah, yeah, I
found out what a pip is. I saw that the
other day too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
It's that indentation and a like a roll, like a
dice or dot a dot. What is he talking? It's
it's the what they call the dot on dicey, it's
the indentation sixteenth.

Speaker 11 (01:06:43):
I was trying.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
I was trying to relate to the hostess. I wanted
to understand what I was talking about. So my question is,
what's a Vandela.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Thing? Martha and the Vandellas mark last name Mary Reeves
and the Vandelas. Oh, there was a porn star named
Sarah Vanda.

Speaker 13 (01:07:00):
Yeah, real hot.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Yeah, I enjoyed it. How many porn stars could you
identify photographs of the answer is yes, I see.

Speaker 8 (01:07:17):
Vandela can refer to two distinct things. A type of
dream invading ghost in a macar of folklore, or the
name of the motown group Martha and the Vandela.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
It's one of those two. Somebody hit the dictionary a
long time. Yeah. Were they sisters? Maybe it was a
family name that must.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
Have been No, Oh, that would make sense. No, I
think they made it up. Were the vands That's a
great idea, probably worth worth looking into. Thank you very much.

Speaker 8 (01:07:44):
In Ethiopian folklore, a vandela is a type of demon
or vampire.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
It doesn't really fit Motown. You have a son named Jimmy.
Have you ever played the song Jimmy Mac form for Jimmy? No?
Why would I play Jimmy Mac for Jimmy. Here's a
song with your name in it, Honey, come here, but
you have to do it today. He's gonna look at
what what what? I want you to do it out
and we won't play it on the air recorders reactions

(01:08:11):
so we can delight in it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
My son made me laugh so hard. Yesterday I dropped
moffat his mom's and I get a call.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
From him, Dad, you're gonna kill me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
I left my iPad of my iPad cord in your car, Jimmy,
I'm home.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
H yes, I'll bring it back. Of course, so I
pretended I was really mad.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
I pulled up and gave him the long face, and
I rolled the window down and handed it to me
and goes, thank you, Dolly.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
That's pretty good. It was perfect. Okay, here you go
the According to Motown, the Van Dellas is a reference
to Vandyke Street, where Martha Reeves once lived, So Martha
Reeves and the van I guess I didn't want to
go with, but but then it probably didn't maybe right, Yeah,

(01:09:10):
it meant holding back water probably, And you'll love this
chick comes from Della Reese, the great jazz singer who
who mar Martha Reeves admired. Because they're thrown around great again,
So they just threw vandellas together like that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
Interesting, So it's it's kind of a kind of a
made up name, but hey, it's cool now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Robust in voice and physique.

Speaker 13 (01:09:36):
Remember she uhiknockers.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
She played like a ghost finder or something, and she
was a Los Angeles Clippers fan when no one was
going to the movie games. Remember yeah, Touched by an Angel?
Yeah yeah, yeah. That taught a lesson each in every week.
That's why I never watched what's coming up in sports.
We've got a world record and uh two world records,

(01:10:01):
one one Tom does not know about. I'm gonna stick
it to him.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
And by the way you get it, there's an energy
drink out there. You might want to check before you
gulp because inadvertently it has booze in it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Oh wow, Oh I saw that that's not going to
continue to have booze. If you're one of the Yeah,
if you've got a twelve year old in the backyard caravan,
some dad, I want to tell you what red Bull
gives you the shakes. It's a six year old coming back,

(01:10:34):
of course, red Bull. We don't want to be by No, no, no, no, Josh,
I can that would be great, great radio. John just
is in here to day. He's in prison. I'll explain
the difference between libel and slander. It is not red Bull.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
We are going to return with lots of fascinating things,
and we appreciate your your or when.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
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Where you're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios, and a
couple more sports stories for you. Tell me first, all right, Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
I can't remember why we were talking about the name
Richie Richie rich for some Yeah, why were we no.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Grown up Ritchies or why Richie?

Speaker 8 (01:12:03):
I don't know why were we Richie?

Speaker 13 (01:12:05):
We trust?

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
But we got a letter regarding that Lionel Richie.

Speaker 8 (01:12:10):
Yeah, that was it, because you were talking about Lionel Richie.
Maybe because your bag tag.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Yeah, on your there's a cartoon Lionel Richie and it says, Hello,
is it me you're looking for? And you're looking for
your bag? Oh, that's very nice. We have this letter
at the beginning of the show yesterday. I heard you
mentioned Lionel Richie, writes, Allen, uh, I work at the hospital.
In our laboratory, we run thousands of tests daily. There

(01:12:38):
is a picture of Lionel Richie on one of the
analyzers we use. Yes, the caption reads, Hello, it's p
you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Really, we're just in the Hello. That's apparently he didn't
make it clear too, U is it Parky. It's a
sort of a mild joke when you're oh yeah, look
at look at Richie is hell? This guy has aides,

(01:13:15):
so all right, it doesn't have the punch.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
Of the guts, thank you very much. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Maybe did you know that the Hello video is the
one that features him in the girl who likes him
has made a clay bust off it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:34):
Yeah, oh yeah, and she's blind.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
I had no eye look at.

Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
The blind and she did it by Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Well that's a song called is it me You're looking for?
And it's made of cheese.

Speaker 9 (01:13:50):
Yeah, yes, it looks like yeah, it really does. And
what if it was just hideous and didn't look like
him at all? He was just he just had to
be nice because he wanted a banker. And then they
both got aids and they.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Put your back on. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 13 (01:14:14):
Just trying to you just you just dropped the aids.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Just just derail yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
Okay, let's see we have tried to recover Lionel.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Tom's drunk is a monkey?

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
Oh yeah, what have we got over? You said you
had more sporting. Yes, there was a giant. Well I
can't hang out? Can you do something while I look
this up?

Speaker 9 (01:14:41):
You know, we were talking yesterday about fishing, and uh
I said, if I ever caught a thirteen pound bass,
I would want to release it, but have a replica
made of it, as opposed to having the actual fish stuff. Well,
Zach from Texas Rights in there we go the subject
of this email, I lock big and I can.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Very good.

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
He says that in the state of Texas, if you catch,
say a thirteen pound bass are larger, the Texas Parks
and Wildlife will pay for your replica if you release
the fish. So they're encouraging that kind of kid. Yeah,
so that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
That would be like is that a common thing?

Speaker 9 (01:15:21):
No, I mean that's like a a lifetime How is
it done though.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Some kind of molder. How do they get the fish? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:15:28):
They you take the measurements and everything, and maybe some
pictures and stuff, and they're able to construct.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Yeah. Yeah, I see this from Queensland, Australia. A new
species of insect oh no, called the giant stick potentially
the heaviest ever found, has been discovered in Queensland. Remember
finding a stick bug and how exciting it was?

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
Oh yeah, and it moved and you're like, oh my believe.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Way do you see this one? It's called the crop
Acrophilia alta. It uh forty four forty forty centimeters long
and ways around forty four grams. I looked up grams.
It's almost two ounces of bug. That's how much it weighed.

Speaker 9 (01:16:10):
Yeah, the alta is a little uh deeper than the tena.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
There it is. That guy's holding me. No, No, that's
that's that's a stick insect. It's totally cool. It's it's
bigger than his hand. It's twice as big as his head,
almost goes up from the tip of his finger to
his elbow of his arm. I would have trouble holding that,
I'll be honest.

Speaker 8 (01:16:31):
I realized they had those wings on him like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Yeah, they look like gigantic mosquitoes. Could you guys hold that?
I would hold that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
I can.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
I don't know. That would be hard for me. It
didn't bit. I would hold it. Bite my handle. No,
he wouldn't bite your hand.

Speaker 9 (01:16:50):
That's Australia, of course, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Isn't it. What is it? Nine of the ten most
poisonous creatures on Earth are in Australia. Australia the land
of monsters.

Speaker 13 (01:16:59):
Wow, Cole Kidman.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Yeah, she's a monster, all right. Oh, I mean, oh
who was supposed to be on the show. On the show, though,
just ruined every visit to a MC I've had talk
about a cold fish, right.

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
Yeah, right, Nicoll, you actually go to a public theater
to see a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
I'm the cold kidman. I don't want anything to do
with you other than to tell you what to think.
Please come to the movie. That means it's time for
stupid world record. A Chinese fitness and influencer has broken
the Guinness World Record for the heaviest dead lift with

(01:17:43):
one finger. One finger, I'm gonna say lou y Kiang
achieved the feet after using his middle finger. This one.
You don't have to show it like that to us.
Three hundred Oh go, how much I give you? It's
somewhere in three hundred pounds with his middle finger? What
a dead lift? Oh God? That one one there is okay?

(01:18:07):
So it's it's around a carabiner.

Speaker 9 (01:18:09):
Yeah, and he's using plates that are yeah suspended. Yeah,
and he's just holding a carabiner with his middle finger.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:18:18):
Doesn't he look like Tommy Johnagan? He dones with the
tom a bum John not even a just looks like
Tommy abuff Tommy Johnagan lifted that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
No, the guy next to him is Asian, but that
guy looks like Tommy John. Wow. How much was it? Three? What?
Three hundred nineteen point zero five pounds just with his
middle finger? I bet his high school girlfriend was happy.
She's Oh and once again, the provider of these world
records would like you to know that three hundred and

(01:18:50):
nineteen point zero five pounds is the equivalent at the
weight of a black bear.

Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
Really, that's relatable, I thought, so.

Speaker 9 (01:19:01):
I was once twenty nine pounds away from weighing the
same as a black.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Best I don't care about I far out weigh a
black bear. Bile a lot. You approached three. The closest
I got was two ninety yeah. Wow. Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:19:21):
And I remember one time my doctor telling me that
I was obese, but not yet morbidly obese. I means
you're still alive, and I said positive, right, I said, Okay, Well,
how much further do I have to get before I'm
morbidly obese? Because I'm not going to tell you. She
knew I would get to one pounds, so long I

(01:19:45):
would be fine as long as I wasn't morbidly obese.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
Mentally, I know how much I weighed my heaviest. Would
you like to hear that I've said it. You don't
necessarily have to share that three sixty three okay, yeah right, yeah,
just a little over six feet three sixty three and
did not carry it. Well, I hear that middle of

(01:20:08):
the pier.

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
The.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Two thousand and ten eleven twelve along in there.

Speaker 9 (01:20:16):
It's almost the heaviest you've ever been, I mean to thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Maybe you know what. I look back at those pictures
and the way you used to hammer me like you
hammer Josh about maybe we enjoy a meal, and uh,
you and I were at one point pretty much the
same size, but you kept coming at me. Yeah, you
guys were you were next and next?

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
Yes, yes, I listened doctor like you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:44):
Now, as a lady, do you find it attractive to
know that this guy can lift three hundred pounds with
his finger?

Speaker 13 (01:20:50):
No, no, no care means nothing to me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
The guy looked like he was in great shape.

Speaker 8 (01:20:56):
Yeah, great shape, but it just doesn't know, I don't
think that's something that comes up.

Speaker 9 (01:20:59):
And also the guy also wasn't insanely muscular. He wasn't
one of those sort.

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
Of very normal Yeah, what would happen. If something went
wrong with his finger, just disengage from his hand.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
You would think, how do you know what the knuckle?
Probably because if you're holding it this way, how do
you know what your limbit is? Well you find out
pretty Yeah, are out there where they're trying to a
limb comes off. It's gotta be right.

Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
There's the one with the guy's knees snap.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
No, there was the one. Uh they were they were
doing a tuggle war remember that. Oh yeah, it was
that an urban legend. See, you don't know now if
it's AI or not. There are videos of anal pro
lapses happen. Yeah what yeah, Now you don't really see.
It's not like a giant party favor. You just see
the the guy that sweeps the NBA court and you

(01:21:54):
come by with and that Carol that Carol Burnett music plays.
What's uh? Hey, Tom, what's you a for anal prolapse?
You have? I know, I'll have to look it up
for you. NBA wonders last night Indiana over Phoenix, Minnesota
beat New York, Atlanta over Dallas. And that's sports.

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
So yeah, well, thank you very much. When we come back,
we'll visit with Christy Lee. Also coming up comedian al Jackson.
We are in the Araliotoports Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (01:22:17):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning. You got something to say,
send us an email. Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
Silac Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee. There's Jess Hooker. Hi,
Josh Arnold, Hi there, he's Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 13 (01:22:41):
It's Pat and time out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
Yes, Hello, Tom. Is there any way you can describe
why Patt is some time out? I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (01:22:50):
No.

Speaker 18 (01:22:50):
No, I made the mistake of saying, what's the weirdest
thing a woman's ever asked you to do?

Speaker 13 (01:22:56):
And that was the response.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Yeah, and Pat told us, uh, we're all a little upside.

Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
But she didn't ask you to you. She did it
to you.

Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
Yes, he tried, tried, Yeah, no, no, no, Well, without
getting into it, I'm just you're missing out.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
We have this story about the the latest version of
the Grateful Dead dead End Company, featuring a couple of
the original guys and John Mayer of course is great.
O'tell burd Bridge has been on our show in the
studio with us. But Dead Fans insurance yea lawyer, a

(01:23:38):
guy who works at a drive for.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
What you're talking about. He was here with them brothers.
Are there any surviving members still? That explains it?

Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
Okay, we're in, We're still Mickey hurt gotch. But what
was that going to say? Oh, we were talking about
the fact that Dead fans are really upset about this
thing in San Francisco this weekend because I guess ticket
prices start at six hundred and thirty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Yeah, that's tough.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
VIP tickets are seventeen hundred and twenty five dollars. Yeah,
but for those you get better toilets, it says. But
it reminds me of we were talking off here about
the fact that the Dead and many places they'll have
the city or whatever set up campgrounds and that like that,
and years ago when they were doing that, we sent

(01:24:26):
out ed Johnson not to interview some of the fans.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
And I've always loved this interview. It's short, but you'll
see why.

Speaker 19 (01:24:34):
Well, you talk about losing things. I actually lost a
car on tour one time.

Speaker 10 (01:24:39):
How did this happen?

Speaker 19 (01:24:40):
Well, I guess I was having so much fun at
one show that I forgot I had my own car,
And about three shows down the road, these friends of
mine asked me, Hey, Roger, where's your car because I
got my jacket in your car? And I said, oh,
I did have a car, didn't I. So it's probably
sitting wherever it was that I have been, and I
was having a lot of.

Speaker 10 (01:24:59):
Fun in car.

Speaker 19 (01:25:00):
Is a small sacrifice if I get into shows.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Yeah, that was a few years back. I know exactly
where this guy is homeless now, but I wonder if
he got his car back. Didn't sound like you cared that,
And let's be honest, clearly I'm absent minded. Sure, but
that's a new level. Well, but you've you're you've been

(01:25:24):
really close to that you've forgotten what car you're driving?
Oh do that all?

Speaker 8 (01:25:28):
Do you wander around in the parking lot a lot
looking for your car?

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Yeah, but you gotta look cool doing it. Wait? Wait,
you don't look cool and normal every day life. How
do you what you're doing? You can't be the I do.
I think we talked about it. I will. I will
park at the same general area of every establishment I
go to all the time I do that, I think
most people don't.

Speaker 8 (01:25:51):
Yeah, yeah, spot right in an area and.

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
If by chance I get thrown in that area is
too crowded.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
And then I walk out of the store and going, oh, oh,
where did I What did I do?

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
So?

Speaker 9 (01:26:01):
What do you do to look cool as you're trying
to find Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Yeah, you throw your cigarettes up in your sleeve. Yeah,
you grab your phone and look at it like something
on the oh and you go like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
You ever lose your car at an airport and just uber
home and try it again the next day, try it again.

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
I I one time rented a car at Disney World,
and I wasn't paying attention, of course, and I went
to get the car and I could remember anything about it.
So one of the cops put me on a golf cart.
We drove up and down.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
I didn't were you hitting the button to see if
you know? It was? It was literally as well, I
know it was a hurtz. Oh, that's only a third
of the cars at Disney World. I rented a car
last week and couldn't even remember the color of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
I told the guy, uh, we we were going out
to dinner, as it's a uh, it's a white I
think it's like a suburban or.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
A Denaley or something. The guy drives it up it
was it wasn't white. What color was it? He looked.
In my defense, there's no defense for you. I was
on the inside of the vehicle, driving at the inside,
and you know one thing I never do, uh was
I'm right, well look out over the hood. However, yeah,

(01:27:17):
why would you? Yeah, why would you do that? And yeah,
there's ane cars.

Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
It was black, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
I forget it wasn't white though. Anyway, we had.

Speaker 18 (01:27:27):
A guest recently that I The guest walked out and
was walking to their car, and Jason and I were
standing in the green room and I said, I think
I think that person's high. He goes I don't think so,
I said, I'm pretty sure they are. Watched them walk
to a car and we're like, oh, that's a really
nice car that they have, not their car at all.
Turns around and gets in a car, tried to get

(01:27:48):
into a white Sedan, was driving a giant truck.

Speaker 13 (01:27:53):
And I was like, I think I've proven my point.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
I give Edwin McCain and just on the stuff. Yeah, yeah,
Edwin's tour starts. Uh, we train, Yeah, I think it's
this next week, right, Hey Tom, Earlier the week, you
expressed your fascination and wonderment about carry on bags that

(01:28:16):
have four wheels. Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
I was just you know, when you're getting a plane
and it's your they have to gate check your carry
on and then when you get out there gate checked
ones are all there. And it was eight identical cases,
just like the new one that I had, and this
they have the four wheel thing on them. I had
no idea. And a long time ago we had a
motorized beer cooler and we also had a motorized carry on. Well,

(01:28:41):
these have made incredible advancements. It's called the moto bag
m O d O bag, easy access packets for tablets
and phones. I believe we have a video of a
gentleman riding the moto bag through through an airport. There
he goes, did you see him? Oh yeah, like three
of them. Yeah, still crazy, unbelievable. Yeah, I call part

(01:29:05):
I call part of the love machine the Mojo bag.
Oh sure, yeah, top speed eight miles per hour, mister
Mojo bag rising eight mile range, the eighty percent charge
in fifteen minutes, for the battery and no one's listening
to me, So there you go. Would you do that?

(01:29:26):
I don't know. Yeah, I think it's so embarrassing.

Speaker 13 (01:29:29):
Yeah, yeah, it kind is.

Speaker 18 (01:29:30):
But you know what when they when you have a
traditional carry on and there's a toddler just like hanging
on it, that cracks me up every time they're just
like face leaning up against the handle, just riding along
with their parents.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
That's cool.

Speaker 9 (01:29:42):
If shopping carts were big enough and I could sit
in that top yep at the grade and be pushed
around by somebody, I would do it.

Speaker 13 (01:29:50):
There is and it would sectually turn you on.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
No, there is a that took a big jump.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
I could.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
I might be able to get that done. Really, there
is a No that's too big though. No, you can't
push shop the shopping cart you're talking about. Yeah, there's
a like twelve foot high shopping cart.

Speaker 8 (01:30:08):
You can't push that around.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
Oh, but I'd love to be in that, although Costco
have a big car, giant cart.

Speaker 8 (01:30:14):
Yeah, but you have to sit in the back.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Yeah, why do you have to sit in the back?
My legs? I can't.

Speaker 18 (01:30:20):
Did you do that in high school where you would
sit in it and then friends would push you across
the parking lot you'd run into like a light pole.

Speaker 9 (01:30:27):
I don't I remember laughing real hard when the jackass guys, Yeah,
were in a shopping garden. They were sling shotting each
other off of a loading dock.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Right, didn't they take a shopping cart uh down a
ramping into a lake?

Speaker 10 (01:30:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Maybe maybe maybe I'm remembering another vehicle. No, I think
you're right. I think it was a shop. Funny.

Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
Now we returned to the Silac Insurance news desk. Where
is Christine? She's right there. What's happened?

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Did you think? I know?

Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
I thought you were lost there because you were shuffling stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
Hi Noon is recalling some of it Celsius energy drinks
that mistakenly contain vodka. According to the US Food and
Drug Administration recall. The company issued a recall for two
production lots of high Noon Beach Variety packs.

Speaker 9 (01:31:14):
Wouldn't this cause a spike in sales? I mean, but
most of hen stuff is alcoholic?

Speaker 8 (01:31:20):
Yes, yes, high Noon is all alcoholic. But the Celsius
brand of High Noon is their energy drink.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Yeah, right, so it makes sense that this could happen.

Speaker 8 (01:31:29):
Well, I guess some packs included cans containing vodka Seltzer
and were mislabeled as Sparkling Blue Ras flavored Celsius astro
Vibe Energy drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
The packs were distributed distributed.

Speaker 8 (01:31:42):
Rather to retailers in Florida, New York, Ohio, South Carolina, Virginia,
in Wisconsin. So actually they're sold in the high noon
beach variety packs. So when you get them, you would
assume they have vodka in them anyway, but then they
have the Celsius Energy drink with it. Does that make
sense within the variety hack?

Speaker 9 (01:32:00):
Yeah, so it's it's already packaged with other booze, but
this one's not suppoused to.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Have the booze apparently not. Okay, Yeah, that's weird. I know,
it's very weird.

Speaker 9 (01:32:10):
They want you to mix some or hey, between drinks,
maybe have a shot, maybe have some electrolytes.

Speaker 8 (01:32:15):
Well in the moment they said they're mislabeled, so maybe
it was a different It was probably one of their is.

Speaker 9 (01:32:20):
There like white cloth still the herd Seltzer or what
I'm starting to see maybe more high noons than I am.
White Cloth?

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Yeah, how do you feel about the word seltzer because
to me, Seltzer is a three stooges proph. Yeah, where
they'd have those.

Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
Things, they would just shoot off like fire extinguishers.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
They're so cool. Uh And I did you ever actually
handle one? And know I always wanted one? Well, we
can make that happen. Probably, isn't that commercial about why
firemen always win water fights. It's got the kid with
the squord coming. It cuts to this firemne. He's got
a full pressure. That's hilarious, hosting community resource poor child'scard

(01:33:04):
for line. Yeah. So at the point of the store,
waterboarded me in the backyard and win a sport gunfight.

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
But but the point is it's a the product, the
one that's labeled Celsius astro Vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
It's supposed to be an energy drink, not what a
terrible name.

Speaker 8 (01:33:19):
Sounds like a loube, doesn't It does sound like a lube?

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Can you? I mentioned back in the day, like Walter Cronk,
I had to read that somebody had that's going to
recall Celsius astro Vibe. Excuse me one second, get me
out of here. You guys know there's an astro glide.
Somebody said that the meat astroglide astroglide is a is
a but for the backside anything. There are women who

(01:33:46):
knows the word an astro. I was just talking to
Godwin off the air and he said it's strictly bloopy
holes and I will well pat yourself on the back.
Do you know what thought? Astroglide on the tube has
the stars? It looks like a space thing. Oh it's not.

(01:34:06):
It doesn't actually have a picture of astro from the
just no, like a like a comet shooting across on
the front of the two. I got the target mine
and show two. Okay, thank you very much. All right,
I didn't realize so that's actually for anything any other one.

Speaker 17 (01:34:20):
Yeah, I thought it was because cas astro.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
But isn't that the implication? No, there are some ladies
who have a moisture problem.

Speaker 9 (01:34:31):
You tend to focus on the rear.

Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
Yeah, I'm focusing on the English language.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
When you were gone last week, called glide. When you
were gone last week, people said two things. Sort of,
we really missed Tom, but we are we're all weary
of you talking about the beehind. You brought up astro
astro you mean like astro not.

Speaker 8 (01:35:00):
That doesn't mean that that's one of your favorite thoughts.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Yeah, astronauts would be a by but a uh what
is the word? A chastity built for the buns? Astro
Are you going to prison soon? You need astronaut. It's
from the folks who brought you the sodom eagul. Yes, hey,
are you going to be like me? Go home alone

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Speaker 6 (01:36:34):
By the way, quick reminder our guests from the other day,
Leanne Morgan. That show Leanne premieres on Netflix today today.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Oh great, all of them dropped.

Speaker 6 (01:36:45):
It should be great because it's produced by Chuck Lorii
and he's got a great cast and lean was so nice.
Check that out for sure. Now coming up, we have
comedian Al Jackson, also from the Silent Insurance News Desk.
We'll have you know we should do next, Christie, know
what today in history? Because I can I keep screwing
it up. It'll be it pretty soon.

Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
Remind you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
Okay, Well, thank you very much. We're in the Ailey
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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
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Speaker 17 (01:37:34):
All right, Tom History, Oh yeah, we gotta gotta get
the music out. Tell us about yes story, his story.
Let's do this a little bit of the Socratic method.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Hello, you ordered a bore. I'm here, we have.

Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
We have Miss Hooker here and I The reason I
wanted to call on you is that, unlike mister McGhee,
who has spent the greatest part of his wake hours
watching television, he's you might not be possibly aware of
all these things. Last, Yeah, I am a happy birthday.
Ted Cassidy born in nineteen thirty two, is silly?

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
Do you know who? Do you know who, mister Cassidy is?

Speaker 13 (01:38:27):
Is it David's.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
That would be the great? Give her a hint? Yes,
you rag? Yeah you know this?

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:38:37):
Is it the Adams family?

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:38:40):
Yes, er, yes, I'll make this one for Christy Lee.
Ted Cassidy has Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
Knife Fight rules in a Knife Fight Number nineteen Go Tom.

Speaker 11 (01:38:55):
Happy Lyric Day Happy.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
Yes, the great knife fight scene in Butch asked you
that is Sundance. When this is over and he's dead,
you can join us if you'd like. If this is
over and I'm dead, would you kill him mine?

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
Remember?

Speaker 18 (01:39:13):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Uh? Ted Cassidy narrated at least the promo or the
commercial or the opening for The Incredible Hulk Doctor David
Bemer What wow? Whoa Okay? How about this one? Could
you go to trivia night with me? Next time I go?
You would win everything?

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
Of course I will? Have you ever done that? Something
might come up, but I'm not gonna go. Hang on
a second, I have to recognize another county heard from God?
How about this one?

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
Happy birthday to Dirk Blocker. Now that sounds like a
porn star it does? Or no, wait a minute, sure
you got your Dirk Giggler And then oh he was
a twin he was? There was Dirk and Dick. Yes, yeah,
Dirk Blocker and Dick Blocker.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
Wouldn't Dirk. He'd be the guy that would talk the
woman out of going out with you? Was Dirk Blocker,
actor from Brooklyn ninety nine? Yeah, he's he's a very
old guy right now, I don't I always think of
him as Dan Blocker's son.

Speaker 8 (01:40:24):
Is he Dan Blocker's son?

Speaker 6 (01:40:26):
From nineteen fifty eight, The birthday was celebrated by one
Mark Cuban.

Speaker 8 (01:40:31):
Oh he's really rich.

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, more insightful comments when we come back.

Speaker 9 (01:40:37):
He's comfortable, Yeah, really rich. I'll miss him on Shark Tank.
I thought he was great on that. He is yeah, yeah,
he's already done his last show.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
Yeah, so so that.

Speaker 9 (01:40:51):
I think he's leaving so we can potentially vote for
him in twenty twenty eight. Yeah, who is to say?

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
But cool? Are you grad? Great guy? Where do you
make his money?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Sports?

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
Yeah? Sandwiches? Yeah, that was his He brought the I
don't know if he came up with the concept, but
he certainly came up with putting games on the internet
out of out of market sports fans being able to
listen and enjoy their hometown sports teams wherever they were.
And then he sold.

Speaker 6 (01:41:21):
He sold up for a great deal of money, and
the problem was they, the people bought it, didn't have
the rights.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
He doesn't own. He doesn't own more than he owns
a minority minority share of the he sold them minority,
he sold the biggest, the majority of it. He sold
the ambrosia part of it, the biggest part of me.
That is silly.

Speaker 6 (01:41:44):
Happy Birthday fat Boy Slim. Great video featuring who's in
the video?

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Anybody know it's Christopher Walla Walla Okay. He's also in
the Woodstock ninety nine documentary flicks Fat Boy Slim. He
has a beautiful English accent. I had no idea what
a great name fat boy SLIMP. Yeah, I think his
name's like ore. It's like being named Whitey black. Which

(01:42:12):
is it? Did you named Whitey black?

Speaker 11 (01:42:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Yeah, it's fair. Well, you know Anthony Ketas's status named
Blackie Blackie Ketas Blackie. Damn it, Blackie, damn it. Look
it up a Blackie, damn it. The A M M
E T T. I think that's their last real last night.
I think so. Yeah. Well, I don't know if you
have adopted him again or not. I don't know ketas name.

(01:42:43):
The guy's last name is damn it, Blackie, damnit. It's awkward,
not as awkward as Whitey Black. But it'll do till
you until you say something else. I'll want to leave
the room.

Speaker 10 (01:42:55):
For him.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
Yeah, they're swimming and awkward. Welcome to Awkwardly. I'm Whitey
Honky held stuff. I guess we'll be Blackie Honky. Good morning, Tucson.

Speaker 6 (01:43:17):
Happy birthday, nineteen sixty five.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
JK. Rowling. Good actors. She's a woman and very much so.
Yeah you like her?

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
She's rich? Oh she is? Yeah, old boys. Those Harry
Potter books are terrific. Yeah they are look great.

Speaker 8 (01:43:36):
The movies are fun too.

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
Yeah you like those? Huh the books? I had never
read any of them, and then I was reading to
my daughter and I realized after about three pages, my god,
these are really well written. Yeah, okay, let's uh you know. Oh,
by the way, it's also Harry Potter's birthday. Oh really,
she wrote it so that his birthday shared? Is this?

(01:43:58):
Is this like James T. Kirk's birthday? Yeah? Okay? Which
is it is?

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
Not that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
He was born in Tumwa, Iowa? Whatever the hell it was? Okay, guy,
this is this is one of your favorites. Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:44:13):
I personally find this guy's music terrific. Sadly he's no
longer with us. Born in nineteen forty six, Mob Welch.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
Wel Well you know who that is. I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:44:25):
He's just before the Lindsay Buckingham Stevie Nicks version of
Fleetwood Mac Bob Welch.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Oft he had some huge hits. Yeah, you know there
was no one in the band after he left. People
the members of I Wish Bob had come back? Yeah,
sentimental quarter, Yeah, this is change? Wait baby what and

(01:45:05):
uh Bob Bob Welch's house right now, the kids are
running in and saying mom. They're talking about yeah, really
terrific songs, although I broke a glass.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
About the one about the US is great? Which one
is that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
To believe? Like that was a Fleetwood Max song, wasn't it?
He was when he was in It was its weird
time like five four or someme.

Speaker 6 (01:45:41):
It's just this is the whole thing about the pond
shape like I remember this. Yeah, can you dig up
hypnotized over there?

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
Chad. You see the sides one like glass where are you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Case she missed it? You see the sides one like class.
You've done a very good singer, aren't you? M This
is a good song on it. Listen listen now, Christine
mcpee kicks and really that's a great song, like the

(01:46:25):
song that is great yea when somebody else sings it's
a great song happy birthday? Kind of like how lame
it is? Is he no longer with us? He's not
don't don't, don't read anymore? Trust me? Real dead after Well,
now our interest is uh, trust me?

Speaker 9 (01:46:46):
I think I remember a little bit of what you're
talking about. And he drowned in a vat of jelly.

Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
No, no, he didn't. Well, oh this is interesting. I
think one of us was in this place in nineteen
eighty eight, the last Playboy club closed where they now?
Were you there as a professional? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:47:12):
I was working weekends as a bunny? No?

Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
We were there with Kiss. Oh okay, how have we Wow?
You don't know about this? How on brand?

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
Yeah we Kiss done that? Where the girls on the
show are all in Playboy bunny outfits? Why have we
not done that? What are you doing? The the poofy tails?
Didn't they walked by? Hey? You say right on the ass?
Where's my drink? You know?

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
The slopes in fizz top heavy? Yeah, that's that's why
shake that powder puff tail? Chagan? Wow?

Speaker 6 (01:47:50):
Anyway, Yeah, that's that was I knew. I couldn't remember
exactly the connection there, but and.

Speaker 13 (01:47:54):
There's those don't exist anywhere anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
There was one in London.

Speaker 9 (01:47:58):
Yeah, there was one, and I lived there. There was Yeah,
did you go Uh no, if I remember correctly, it
was like a strict dress code and yeah, and it
was like maybe no car to wear shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Yeah, there's a famous story. I'm putting shoes nobod In.

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
The history of Playboy magazine. The revenue in the early
days was coming from the only casino in London that
they had the rights for, and they mistakenly someone didn't
do the right thing and they didn't renew the license.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
It almost took them out. It's fascinating.

Speaker 6 (01:48:31):
Can you imagine that? Though, By the way, we have
to close the only source of revenue we have here. Yeah, okay,
it's making ten thousand of dollars a day, but okay,
the rest of this is pretty much too depressing. Uh
so we're going to move.

Speaker 9 (01:48:43):
Well, yesterday was Arnold's birthday. It was, and I believe
he's seventy eight.

Speaker 13 (01:48:49):
What Yeah, he looks great.

Speaker 8 (01:48:51):
It does look great for seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
Another pace of birthday cake. Oh be buck piece, come
with me if you want to eat cake.

Speaker 6 (01:49:03):
Making the sequel to Amadaeius. You play Mozart, I'll be back.

Speaker 9 (01:49:12):
I am sorry, Yeah, wait a second, here, let's see Nope,
yeah that is a joke.

Speaker 14 (01:49:18):
Yeah, oh yeah, we ran the numbers. It's a Joe
very good. Which one of you boopy hole and just
like that, victory yanked out. We are back in the red.

Speaker 3 (01:49:33):
Here you got lost.

Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
Quicker stop, he's seventy eight. Yeah, I was confirming it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
God, no, honest to God, sure, am I see am
I here you had some some amazing I say, it
is not right, and he's he's male. I feel like
coming back to the future looking at a photo of me.

(01:50:06):
As I fade away and hold on. I know you
had said you were of the opinion that he was
seventy eight.

Speaker 16 (01:50:14):
I was, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
My god, I may have said, I you seventy eight.

Speaker 6 (01:50:20):
I believe confirmed that once again you are correct. Okay,
So on next year's Today in History, it'll say Josh
got it right.

Speaker 7 (01:50:30):
Okay eight anymore I can add, but he will still
have a poopy horn, very rich poopy ho.

Speaker 3 (01:50:43):
Here's something interesting on this showed him to the housekeeper.
That's pretty good yours now, I don't know you did. Try.
That's pretty good. Just answered the chopin better than that one, dumb.

Speaker 13 (01:51:00):
I'm a big fan of True Lies is one of
my favorite movies.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
As entertaining as a guest. So good, Well, thank you
very much. What's coming out? We're gonna have to look
that out. Hang on a second. He likes the cigars,
doesn't he.

Speaker 13 (01:51:18):
Chess? He's a really good chess player.

Speaker 3 (01:51:20):
And can you see him at a chessboard chomping away
a cigar? And he has a baby donkey lives with him,
or a mini donkey or whatever it is. I love
that right there in the house. He's breakfast with him
every morning. This is my donkey, my donkey named Dick.
Check the calculators way down. I'm gonna guess I just
dissing my head. I don't think it's what do I

(01:51:42):
What do I call him dick? You call him donkey dick?
I called him donkey Dick. Well, I thought maybe he did.
And here's here's his sister, Dorothy killer Gallon and an
ancient callback. That is an old call back. He's got
it all right there some one smiling right now in
a car going I never thought i'd hear that reference again. Yeah,

(01:52:04):
thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:52:05):
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Speaker 3 (01:52:11):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:00):
Coming up, Comedian Al Jackson and Christy Lee at the
Silent Insurance News disc What's Matter Broadcasting.

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
I went sort of in the pee wee Urban. Actually,
well we'll work.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
I know you are, but what are you?

Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
Maybe pH from now on?

Speaker 6 (01:53:22):
Also coming up, we have a news from the world
of Neanderthal man and woman and child. You'll be quite
surprised to hear what they had to say from the
Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (01:53:43):
Hey, thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show
this morning. Get a look at today's show on our
YouTube channel.

Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
Tomorrow. Hello, and welcome back to the Bob and Toms. Okay, yeah,
oh my ears are popping. Did I just fall like
a mile, like a thousand feet? Hi? Pat Godwin, there's
Jess Hooker.

Speaker 11 (01:54:09):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:54:10):
Josh Arnold is somewhere in the building. There's a cost
chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios now here.
He is the host of the Most Master Disaster. Is
he drying his socks?

Speaker 13 (01:54:21):
He's on a sock walk.

Speaker 8 (01:54:23):
He's going to go back and are you he getting
Is he getting socks out of his office?

Speaker 13 (01:54:28):
I don't know. He took off to the back of
the building. Maybe he's putting them in the microwave back there.

Speaker 3 (01:54:33):
Well, did you try them? Did you get him a
pair of socks. I told him I got a pair
of clean pair of socks in when I was he
wouldn't take them?

Speaker 18 (01:54:41):
Would would your mom warm your socks in the oven
before school?

Speaker 3 (01:54:45):
On weinter days?

Speaker 8 (01:54:47):
I was looking my mom bought me.

Speaker 13 (01:54:48):
I think I saw it in a movie once.

Speaker 18 (01:54:51):
I don't know anything about it, right, yeah, but I
would throw my kids socks in the dryer on yeah,
and it's cold, yeah, and then they.

Speaker 3 (01:54:59):
He is walking around on here and sock feet.

Speaker 13 (01:55:02):
I think we should all do it. I think it
would be fun. It feels like we're at home and
we're just like, it's cozy.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
I don't I have to wear slippers. I want you
to know. This is it. This is it now, this
is my thing. Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:55:15):
Do you love it?

Speaker 3 (01:55:16):
Every day? No shoes?

Speaker 13 (01:55:17):
Does it help you be in a better mood?

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:55:20):
Nothing helps.

Speaker 6 (01:55:28):
Run that on the funny calculator and say if that
was a joke, will check that out.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
Of us. We broke even on that apparently. Say it's
a joke.

Speaker 8 (01:55:39):
So you're not going to take him up on the
free socks?

Speaker 3 (01:55:42):
Do I get to keep them? Yes, he's not going
to war, He's take him back.

Speaker 9 (01:55:47):
Well, what's the difference between me wearing socks that he's
worn and him wearing song I'm certain either he has
he probably has package socks.

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
Yeah, they're probably not open. I've got to package a
couple of packages of socks, and I am at home.
I don't have them in my office. I have a
laundered I have a laundered pair of pants, Josh underwear shirts.
I can have a complete change if necessary. I see.
I want you to know that he has the third
large I'm sorry, the fifth largest men's warehouse in his office. Oh,

(01:56:22):
it's like to be prepared. Never what's going to happen?
Your shoes soaking wet? They are wet? Yeah, so they're
they're in the in my office.

Speaker 8 (01:56:30):
How many offices have you had? This is like the
fourth move you've made the.

Speaker 3 (01:56:33):
Way back to my original Are you moving?

Speaker 13 (01:56:35):
Why to the old green room? What was our green
room in the back is going to be Tom's office.

Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
It's big, it'll hold all my stuff. It's dark, it's quiet,
it's way away from everyone in the building. That'll be nice,
you know, do you have a couch back? Then that
part of the building is the older part of the building,
but not the oldest part of the building, and it
smells like a poopy hole back there. You know that's
what the snakes are, does it? You're gonna have a
trun You're gonna have trouble mark my words. Now it's

(01:57:00):
time to check in with Christy Lee. She's at the
SILAC Insurance News desk.

Speaker 8 (01:57:04):
A new study suggests Neanderthals may have regularly regularly consumed
maggots as part of their diet.

Speaker 3 (01:57:12):
Oh, I'm sure.

Speaker 8 (01:57:13):
Researchers examined here we go, ancient fecal matter and butchered animals.

Speaker 3 (01:57:19):
I have a Google alert for that. I was gonna say,
you've never answered me, But what do you put the
search parameters that you come up with these stories every
single day?

Speaker 8 (01:57:29):
We didn't have them for a whole week. Researchers examined
ancient fecal matter and butchered animal bones, finding evidence that
early humans likely ate rotten meat teeming with fly larvae.
They believe this wasn't accidental, that Neanderthals may have deliberately tolerated,
or even preferred, decomposing meat as a protein source, especially

(01:57:51):
during times when fresh food was scarce.

Speaker 3 (01:57:53):
It's a better flavor, one.

Speaker 8 (01:57:55):
Scientist said, quote, maggots were probably just another topping on
the menu.

Speaker 3 (01:58:01):
It's got to be just you want to you want
to make potato loaded sour cream, cheese chi maggots. Oh
my god, please hold the chives. This will affect my breath,
and a very negative one. It's got to be just
a blast of protein. I'm not doing it. Yeah, And

(01:58:22):
that they died off right there. There's no strain of
them left. Maggot.

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:58:29):
If you ate a live maggot, it wouldn't die right away, right,
It would wiggle for a little while until the acid
got to it. I would think, think about it. You
swallow it. But if you chew it, it's dead. You
eat them alive.

Speaker 8 (01:58:43):
Yeah, maggots are alive on the dead composed.

Speaker 3 (01:58:47):
If you ate piece of meat with maggots in and
that weren't hatched yet, if you will, I don't know
what they do, but hatch in your stomach boom okay.

Speaker 11 (01:58:57):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (01:58:58):
On another note, a Canadian man then it off a
cougar attack by punching the animal in the face.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
Recently, Hello, hello, she said, I'm being a cougar. Do
you hear me? Hello? Doll?

Speaker 8 (01:59:14):
The BC Conservation Office Service or officer Service BC.

Speaker 3 (01:59:20):
Boy, that was a laugh free comic strip, wasn't it. Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:59:23):
I thought, she said vc BC Conservation Officer the Pajamas.

Speaker 3 (01:59:27):
Yeah, I thought it was really laugh said A worker.

Speaker 8 (01:59:30):
Was near Lake Kathlin, Kathleen rather in Smithers when the
cougar approached him and swiped his upper body simpsony. The
man said he punched the cougar in the face and
it quote disengaged man. The service said it's continuing to
monitor cougar activity in the area and will respond as

(01:59:50):
necessary to ensure public safety. Once again, this is in
British Columbia, right, Yeah, I think if it were life
or death, I could beat up at cougar. Thinks, I think,
So that's the.

Speaker 3 (02:00:01):
Biggest I'll take the cougar. What's the biggest animal? You
think you could beat up? Life or death? So you've
got kind of superhuman strength or whatever? Maybe you know
what I mean. You're fighting for your life, Tom, it

(02:00:21):
fits the category. Are you a little bit of an advantage?

Speaker 11 (02:00:29):
We'll be on land? Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
I don't know, Man, that thing pins you. You think
you could take a coyote?

Speaker 9 (02:00:35):
I mean I was asking Tom if he thinks he
could take a care of no about a fox.

Speaker 8 (02:00:39):
No, maybe I saw this, give me us little fox
over here yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:00:46):
I torture him for absolutely Huh. So the guy just
literally hauls back and punches the thing that man. I mean,
do what you gotta do. Which is the one you're
supposed to play dead for? Not a cougar? Right, bear,
it's one of the bears. I know, the brown bear, brown.

Speaker 6 (02:01:11):
Grizzly cougar is the one you throw a chili dog
from the tasty freeze?

Speaker 3 (02:01:17):
Huh is that a Jack and Diane? Course you can't.
We should have to do that much work. My brain hurts.
Joke shouldn't be equations. Cougars eat chili dogs. I know

(02:01:38):
he was still cougar then, but you're asking too much
of it. Oh, I feel I do that every morning outside.
What a great song. Okay, dear, look at this.

Speaker 16 (02:01:52):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:01:53):
Coming up, we have a visit with a comedian, Al Jackson.
Once again, a quick reminder, Leanne Morgan, friend of the show, comedian.
She is going to be in Bakersfield coming up. Let's
see uh August second that California, Yeah, Buck Cohens hometown
of course, and her sitcom, Leanne will be Uh, what

(02:02:15):
is the release is today? Yes, I'm not sure what
times it's out normally that means the whole first season.

Speaker 3 (02:02:21):
Yes, that means three am that day.

Speaker 6 (02:02:23):
It's it's out there whole season, right, Leanne Morgan and
then in person once again, Bakersfield August second.

Speaker 3 (02:02:31):
That's what California. Yeah, John can't tell with numbers.

Speaker 6 (02:02:38):
I need the day, okay, Josh mister smart guy, Yes, sir,
name another musical artists associated with an animal?

Speaker 3 (02:02:45):
With an animal? Uh, thank thank you. That's the film.
Very making up a guy, A very valid answer. What
was he going to be? Kendricks? I understand, they're very good.
We'll do this.

Speaker 6 (02:03:03):
This is the Auto Parts Studio and this is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (02:03:07):
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Speaker 3 (02:03:20):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. Pat Godwin still
on probation, I think seated in the corner facing the corner.
There's just Jess Hooker Chick. There's Josh Arnold. Uh, we're

(02:03:41):
in the Oreilly Auto Parts Studios as Cosby. I'm Chick
McGee Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. Hello, I think l Jackson.

Speaker 1 (02:03:50):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (02:03:51):
Well, look at this, It's like an episode of the
Mister Rogers show. He's sitting there calmly, very very special.
I've got artwork up. Yes, do you want to call
it that? I can't, Tom.

Speaker 16 (02:04:08):
I will say, uh that that chicks had something that
really touched on a fear that I just have. And
you know, when he said that Pat is on probation,
I'm always scared that, like my license is suspended or
something and I'm gonna get pulled over and then I'm
gonna have to go to jail.

Speaker 3 (02:04:26):
And I am not built for that. You know, you
may worry about that more than we two being pulled over. Probably, yeah,
probably more common.

Speaker 16 (02:04:37):
I didn't know, yes, the pulling over, you know what
I found out from especially like uh, my girlfriend and
she didn't realize how much black people get pulled out
of line at the airport. What like, oh my god,
I've probably been. I don't know if you remember, like
three years ago, two three years ago. Eric Andre the
comic he was I don't know how far he went

(02:04:59):
with it, but he started like a class action lawsuit
against the TSA because he was tired. I just thought
it happened to everybody. But I've probably been pulled on
aline at the airport minimum one hundred hundred and fifty times.

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
Oh my god, I swear on my children's life.

Speaker 9 (02:05:18):
It was happening to me almost every time I flew.
And I kind of mentioned to my dad and he goes, well,
think about it. You're you're a single male traveler of
a certain age that they may just be pulling.

Speaker 16 (02:05:32):
I think, yeah, that was just your dad calling you
a loser. Yeah, yeah, you're sort of band traveling. You
never have a woman with you ever. Oh you think
he was trying to tell me, Hey, why don't you
take a broad with you.

Speaker 3 (02:05:46):
You know, a seat cover.

Speaker 6 (02:05:48):
I think the profiling in many ways, but there's there
is the profiling of someone traveling by themselves.

Speaker 16 (02:05:55):
Yeah yeah, I mean it's uh yeah, I guess so,
but I wouldn't can that be like most business people
during That's why I love to travel during the week.
When you travel during the week, it's just business people,
so they're almost all by themselves. They're quiet, and you
get used to that, and then you take like a
Saturday morning flight with families and it feels like you

(02:06:16):
are in the middle of the universal circus. People are
yelling Tom, come sit next to me, dude, we need
to get some drinks. Hey, tell Maddie bring the camera,
and I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:06:27):
Like, yeah, what is happening? Like it's allowed on this plane.
I would argue that because of the prevalence of smartphones,
if not the ubiquity of smartphones, planes are a lot
quieter than they used to be. Very well, it's muffler
technology on them planes. It's not just planes.

Speaker 16 (02:06:47):
Anybody listening that has been to a kid's party in
the last two or three years. I went to a
seven seven year old's birthday party Saturday. I didn't know
the kid, didn't know the family. I was arrested immediately,
you know, more racial profile. I almost exclusively travel by myself.

(02:07:11):
I've been traveling at a reasonably like two or three
times a year for fifteen years. I've been questioned about
my bag. I'm gonna say twice maybe so pulled out
or whatever you're talking about. Yeah, I've never it never
happens to me, right, Yeah, it happens a lot. But
like you know, with the parties, just because I want

(02:07:32):
to know if this is just me kids parties, Tom
are so eerily quiet. I'm not talking about you know,
like when you watch a movie like Parenthood with Steve
Martin and there'd be a party and there's kids running
around the kitchen and some kids got a cowboy hat on.

Speaker 3 (02:07:48):
These chasing kids. Yep, the kids are silent, Christie. Really,
I cannot stress this to you because they're on their iPads.

Speaker 16 (02:08:00):
And I think because they're usually on their iPads or
even in a situation where they're not, they're so kind
of trained to sit quietly and watch the show or
sit quietly and be on their phone that the actual
behavior of like oh, there's my friend Christy and my
friend Tom. I'm gonna hit Tom in the back of
the head and run and he's gonna chase me and

(02:08:21):
we're gonna play tag.

Speaker 3 (02:08:23):
These kids do not play tag. They do not rough house.

Speaker 16 (02:08:27):
This I am telling it is so they're so different
to the point where the adults in the kitchen we
were all at the island, uh, you know, for this party.
Adults are coming up to me like.

Speaker 3 (02:08:38):
Isn't it weird. How quiet it is? This is a
seven year old's party. Weird. Actually no noise? No, well, no,
I don't know if it's sad. It's sad, you know.
I know, father's like quiet right now? Al, do you
have that preferred check in or whatever it's called, say
pre check? Yes, I got all all the good stuff

(02:09:01):
because I was just in you. I was just in
your airport in Denver. Oh is that code for something? Time?
I thought we were keeping on on the.

Speaker 6 (02:09:06):
Low and uh what that is really advantageous? In the
Denver airport there were ten people online in the regular
checking area.

Speaker 3 (02:09:16):
There were a thousand and.

Speaker 16 (02:09:19):
I will say this Toime about this airport. They realized
that Denver was a growing city that immediately moved the airport.
It's gigantic and there are probably I would argue seven
to eight places for you to check in if your TSA,
if your TSA pre check, if your TSA pre check
with clear, if your t whatever and whatever the hell?

Speaker 3 (02:09:41):
Global Services is? What is that?

Speaker 16 (02:09:45):
They always go military people with kids under two Global Services?
And I always looked to see like what is what
is are those people like that work for like Blackwater?

Speaker 3 (02:09:55):
Like what is that?

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
What is that?

Speaker 16 (02:09:58):
Like, I've never seen anybody move and then they go
first class, but it's like they always announce Global Services.

Speaker 3 (02:10:03):
I'm like, what is that?

Speaker 16 (02:10:05):
But yeah, it's a you can move to the Denver
airport pretty quickly, and it's interesting how cities realize like
having a good airport is one of the reasons why
people move there and why businesses want to move there.

Speaker 6 (02:10:16):
I think that may be the third or fourth busiest
in the USA. I think it's Hired.

Speaker 3 (02:10:22):
Is it Atlanta, Chicago, Denver?

Speaker 16 (02:10:25):
Yeah, I think it's Atlanta. I would think Newark would
be up there, just because Newark is like it's like
if you want to leave from New York and go international,
you're gonna leave from Newark. So yeah, I would argue
it's definitely in the top three. But like it's a
United hub, so like there's planes coming in now, so.

Speaker 8 (02:10:39):
United Global Service shop. Yeah, United Global Services. I looked
it up for you as an invitation only top tier
elite status within the United Mileage Plus program.

Speaker 10 (02:10:49):
Whoom.

Speaker 8 (02:10:50):
That's why you don't ever see anybody using it.

Speaker 3 (02:10:52):
They might have might as well just call it not
Al Jackson.

Speaker 16 (02:10:56):
Yeah, that is Uh, it's weird when somebody has to
explained the rules to you, because they're like, if you
knew what Global Services is, you wouldn't be asking that
question or even talking to me.

Speaker 3 (02:11:07):
Now born in Global Services and Rayah members. We got
to get my word of the day in here. I
just noticed the time. What's you want to help me
out here?

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (02:11:19):
Tom, really quickly since he just mentioned it before I
get to my word? Tom, what is Raya?

Speaker 3 (02:11:25):
Yeah? Do you know what raya is? Any idea at all?

Speaker 6 (02:11:28):
I prefer the sour though I'm in the Swiss.

Speaker 3 (02:11:35):
I'm not a weed. I have no idea what that is.
Spell it for me? H?

Speaker 1 (02:11:40):
Is that it?

Speaker 3 (02:11:41):
Yeah? I think so.

Speaker 5 (02:11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:11:42):
I tried to get on and I got rejected. Josh.
That kind of surprises me too. I have no idea
what Riya is.

Speaker 16 (02:11:50):
Like Tinder or you know whatever, plenty of fish, but
for famous rich people.

Speaker 3 (02:11:57):
Right, you have to be approved. Yeah, you could go
on Riyah and like, you know, match with Yeah, I
know that, I know that. What's his name? We were
just talking about him? Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:12:13):
No, no, uh, the guy that's in The Grateful Dead now,
John mayor John Mayer. He's oh no, he's on DAYA.

Speaker 3 (02:12:21):
It's a little bit. You hear the silence, yeah, John
Mayer dot R I A yeah, he's well explain that
out there, Copper. What's our what's our word? All right?

Speaker 10 (02:12:37):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (02:12:37):
Let's why don't you tell the people what down bad means?
Down bad?

Speaker 6 (02:12:42):
Down bad? I'm assuming this is the classic where bad
means good?

Speaker 3 (02:12:47):
Right?

Speaker 7 (02:12:48):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:12:49):
Am I getting that path right? I don't know if
you're really good at something, you got it down bad?

Speaker 3 (02:12:56):
No, but that's a good guess. I like the way
you went with that. Anybody else. Something you say to
a puppy when guests come over, Yeah, that's a downcom
of bad. Hmm, you're really excited about doing it. I'm
not only am I down, I'm down bad.

Speaker 16 (02:13:18):
I like the positive angle you guys are taking this morning.
Down bad just means like you're like super in love.
And it's one of those things where like you have
a friend and they get a girlfriend, and all of
a sudden they disappear and they don't want to do
stuff anymore, where you're like, hey, you won't go to
the bar Friday night. It's like no, you know, Christy
wants me to stay home. We're watching Crime Files on

(02:13:40):
TV and it's like, oh man, chick is down bad.

Speaker 1 (02:13:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13:45):
Yeah, so it's like when when you're like really really
in love.

Speaker 6 (02:13:50):
Well that makes sense kind of yeah, my logic kind
of applies. Not really any thoughts on that.

Speaker 3 (02:13:59):
Okay, thanks? Are you on the road this weekend from us?
We sure did let him down though.

Speaker 16 (02:14:07):
I'm not on the road this weekend, but I'm I'm
in Boulder, Colorado, September fifth and six, renting Washington September thirteenth,
and an Arbor September nineteenth and twentieth. Uh So come
out and see me. I got all my dates up
on my Instagram. Al Jackson, I G baby.

Speaker 6 (02:14:27):
All right, thank you very much, Al, and I hear
if you have you I've been not only rent in Washington,
you can also rent to.

Speaker 3 (02:14:34):
Buy next night. Yeah, okay, hell, thank you very much.
Safe travels. We'll talk to you.

Speaker 1 (02:14:43):
So.

Speaker 3 (02:14:43):
Yeah, yeah, man, that is I'm sorry. Where was I?

Speaker 10 (02:14:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:14:47):
I was?

Speaker 3 (02:14:47):
I was talking about this Java House. You can't tell
it's decaf right now, can you?

Speaker 10 (02:14:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:14:53):
Not on you. I'm actually drinking some nice tea.

Speaker 6 (02:14:57):
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Speaker 3 (02:15:31):
And they say that in Germany?

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Speaker 3 (02:15:58):
Now coming up with christ Lee, what you got there?
Coming up? We have TSA in the news and turtles,
believe it or not. And I like turtles.

Speaker 8 (02:16:08):
You like turtles, especially if they're stuck in a bra.
And how Jeremy is the public pool we'll talk about
that coming up.

Speaker 3 (02:16:15):
Okay, 'tis the season.

Speaker 6 (02:16:17):
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Speaker 6 (02:16:36):
There's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin. There's Jess Hooker.

Speaker 11 (02:16:42):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (02:16:42):
I thought you were going to say something really profound. Yeah,
you did it earlier. Josh Arnold as Cosby. I'm Chick
McGhee Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. Yes sir. Let's see.

Speaker 6 (02:16:53):
Now we got big guests tomorrow. We're gonna have the
great mood of great band the Black Moods in here
tomorrow and.

Speaker 3 (02:17:02):
That'll be nice. Uh So we'll look forward to that.

Speaker 6 (02:17:05):
But right now we are heading over to the SILAC
Insurance News desk with Christy Lee.

Speaker 3 (02:17:10):
Why thank you.

Speaker 8 (02:17:12):
An infectious disease expert has revealed how Germany your public
pool could be.

Speaker 3 (02:17:16):
Oh do we want to know this? Probably not.

Speaker 8 (02:17:18):
Professor Lisa Kuchara at the Quinnebec University.

Speaker 3 (02:17:22):
Who has a knacking cold says.

Speaker 8 (02:17:25):
Chlorine doesn't kill all germs instantly.

Speaker 3 (02:17:28):
And okay, now this is where I got this story.

Speaker 8 (02:17:32):
Oh I okay, And some like the diarrhea causing parasite
cryptos sporidium, can survive in treated water for up to
ten days. Oh no, it spreads when Sometimes someone swallows
contaminated water, and viruses like nor virus and add aenorvius

(02:17:53):
linger and cause illness. Chloin mixes with sweat you're in
another residues to form chloramine, which may pose health risks.
So that strong chlorine smell not a sign of cleanliness,
my friend. No, no, no, no warning the water could
be contaminated.

Speaker 3 (02:18:09):
Great, I just think of it. This next cannonballs a
little spicy. I didn't w were you ever cannonball guy?

Speaker 11 (02:18:17):
I never was.

Speaker 3 (02:18:18):
No, although that's the only way I get in. I
can't dive, and you've promised you're going to teach me
at your pool. I can teach you how to die.
I would love to love to see that. I would
love to learn, and.

Speaker 13 (02:18:29):
I can't.

Speaker 18 (02:18:31):
I something traumatic happened between third and fourth grade and
I forgot how to dive and could never dive again.

Speaker 3 (02:18:36):
Wow. Oh, never, Yeah, it's easy. So the pole point
of the story is that you got to keep your
pool clean. I don't mean, yeah, keep your pool clean,
and that is public pool. I mean whatever you're supposed
to do. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (02:18:52):
I don't mess with public pool.

Speaker 3 (02:18:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:18:53):
Yah.

Speaker 3 (02:18:54):
Same here, But it's not because of the you don't
like people? Well no, I mean where the You have
a beautiful pool not that far from your house, doesn't
he yes, it's it's that the park. Yeah yeah, but yeah,
you do never been because of the poop? Yeah, yeah. Sure.

Speaker 8 (02:19:13):
A recent poll shows more than half of people do
admit they pete in the pool as an adult.

Speaker 3 (02:19:19):
That's way low, yeah, I think, and half lied.

Speaker 16 (02:19:24):
In four.

Speaker 3 (02:19:26):
Said they wouldn't report a code brown. Wouldn't you report it.

Speaker 8 (02:19:30):
In a community or hotel pool, fearing it would lead
to the pool's temporary closure.

Speaker 3 (02:19:34):
I have a question for Tom when he Tom, when
you came across this story, how long within I'll give you,
within two or three minutes you read the term code
code brown? Did you laugh? He wrote? He's still he did?
Is there a chance he changed? He just he added
that sentence? Did you did you add that.

Speaker 8 (02:19:55):
Let's see the original story and the healthy pools. All
look up, I'll look up the I have the original.

Speaker 3 (02:20:02):
Do you ever burst into the house? So after the
show and they announced everybody.

Speaker 10 (02:20:06):
Got a code brown?

Speaker 6 (02:20:07):
Here, I recall right across the street there's a very
nice pool at a country club. Yes, and I can
remember the pool shutting down for twenty four hours more
than once due to a pooping do it away, Code Brown.

Speaker 8 (02:20:23):
Fifteen percent of those polls said they would personally remove
the feces to avoid a shut.

Speaker 3 (02:20:28):
Down or are Dirk swimming.

Speaker 8 (02:20:35):
Fi respondence? Don't wash them bathing suits with soap after
every swim.

Speaker 3 (02:20:40):
I just I didn't know that.

Speaker 9 (02:20:42):
Look, I'm guilty of that when it comes to the lake. Yes, same,
So I'll let it dry on a banister or whatever
and then put it back on.

Speaker 3 (02:20:49):
Are you supposed to wash it every time?

Speaker 13 (02:20:51):
I think with a pool to rinse the chlorina?

Speaker 3 (02:20:53):
Yeah, I would take of the shower and rinse it
off with some soap, chlorine, chlorine, chlorine chlorie.

Speaker 6 (02:21:00):
I kicked up that high, should have started lower right path?

Speaker 3 (02:21:02):
Yeah, I work on the level reader. Yeah, I can't
do anybody can do it. Apparently they can't do you
any we had one today. That's enough, Christy, What else
is happening?

Speaker 8 (02:21:21):
Thorities in California were called to a possible water rescue,
only to discover the reported victim not a person.

Speaker 3 (02:21:27):
Oh no, no, a mannequin, a blow up doll. They need.

Speaker 8 (02:21:34):
Emergency Cruise and Fresno responded to the call about what
appeared to be a body caught in a canal benned
against a metal gate by fast moving water. After closer inspection,
Presno believes in fire personnel determined the object was a
life size inflatable doll.

Speaker 3 (02:21:50):
That lady, she's surprised to be kind. Hang on, I
gave it CPR. There seems to be some uh have
you seen the video of the guy in coach on
the airplane with his uh, his blow up doll sitting
beside him, and he has it. It must be AI
but it looks like a blow and it's moving its

(02:22:12):
arms and turning its head. He's got a program for nuts.

Speaker 8 (02:22:16):
Is it the the traditional It looks like the real doll. Yeah,
with the surprise look.

Speaker 3 (02:22:21):
On her face. This isn't a story. It's just something
that somebody created. No, that's not this story. This is
a different story brought up.

Speaker 13 (02:22:30):
How many stories are we telling?

Speaker 3 (02:22:32):
Very very unclear? Brown? This is this is not the
Code Brown story done with Code Brown. This is this
is done, by the way, was the worst selling Mountain
Dew spin off. It's kind of like a chocolate drink.
Why wouldn't chocolate put it something mountain? Call it code brown?

Speaker 9 (02:22:54):
Or I never liked the chocolate sodas. You're you're you,
who's or you're kid? Yeah, not a fan of I'm
completely with you. Well, just give me Chalco milk chocola man,
I love chuck hole.

Speaker 3 (02:23:04):
Did you really? What's in you?

Speaker 8 (02:23:05):
Who?

Speaker 3 (02:23:06):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:23:06):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (02:23:07):
You're not saying it right? How am I saying it?

Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
You?

Speaker 3 (02:23:09):
Who? Very salty? Have one behind the couch?

Speaker 8 (02:23:20):
TSA and Florida caught a woman trying to smuggle turtles
in her bra. The agency said the woman was traveling
out of Miami International Airport when scanners alerted officers to
something hidden in her chest area. During a private screening,
agents discovered two turtles hidden in her bra. One surviving
turtle OH turned over to the Florida Department of Fish

(02:23:42):
and Wildlife.

Speaker 6 (02:23:43):
Are we to assume the other one didn't make it? Yes,
you are to assume that got nippled to death.

Speaker 3 (02:23:49):
TSA all right way to go.

Speaker 8 (02:23:51):
Hang on a second, we cannot emphasize enough. Stop hiding
animals in weird places on your body and trying to
sneak them through airport security.

Speaker 3 (02:23:58):
Well, dush a snapping areola. Now, after the turtle dies,
can another turtle use the shell? Oh, what's happening? No, no, no, no, no,
it's a it's an organism. The crawls that they find
these shells from past turtles, and they crawl in and
become the turtle. I didn't realize.

Speaker 6 (02:24:23):
I did see the woman who had the turtles in
her brazier.

Speaker 13 (02:24:26):
Her name was Shelley.

Speaker 3 (02:24:27):
Oh really, I enjoyed that. Well, it's not entirely clear.
I tell what's clear. She did have a beaver in
her pants. Ma'am, you gotta you gotta stop smuggling animals here.
Oh no, that's not that's not an animal office. Why
I am just extraordinarily hairy, goes down, goes down my thighs.

Speaker 9 (02:24:49):
To the You measured her sitting in the terminal, just
putting small pieces of lettuce into her brother, This lady doing,
she did have one in her pants, though too.

Speaker 3 (02:25:01):
She did a box turtle ganculator.

Speaker 8 (02:25:09):
German custom officials sees nearly fifteen hundred young tarantulas hidden
in a shipment.

Speaker 3 (02:25:14):
Of teenage tarantulas.

Speaker 8 (02:25:16):
Chocolate sponge cake boxes. Agents at Cologne Bahn International Airport
made the discovery in a shipment from Vietnam after noticing
the confectionery treats lacked their expected aroma and that they had.
Authorities released photos of the seizure showing the tiny arachnids
crammed into small plastic containers. The surviving tarantulas, some of

(02:25:42):
them too, were handed over to an expert handler while
criminal proceedings are underway against the intended recipient boy handler.

Speaker 3 (02:25:52):
Hello, sir, would you mind? I love them? Okay? Weird?
Are those? What are they like? Spiders? What are those things?
They are spiders?

Speaker 6 (02:26:01):
Yeah, tarentulas are a rack spider. Do they have do
they have the weird tale that comes her up?

Speaker 3 (02:26:07):
And that's a scorpion? Okay? But those are also araknids?

Speaker 8 (02:26:10):
Yeah, tarantula is a spider.

Speaker 9 (02:26:12):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:26:12):
Is there a quality band? I know this obviously, the Scorpions.
Is there a quality band called the Tarantulas? I don't
know it sounds like a band that would be on
the Adams Family. It does.

Speaker 6 (02:26:23):
Yeah, the Tarantula's but yeah, Torrential tarrentiala wrecks and that's
saurus wrecks.

Speaker 3 (02:26:32):
Not really close. It's witnessing. I play us off for Oh,
I have a new song, but I don't think it'd work.

Speaker 1 (02:26:40):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:26:42):
Please.

Speaker 9 (02:26:44):
There is an artist named Tarantula, a musical artist, and
then there's Tito and Tarantula.

Speaker 8 (02:26:53):
And uh, I love that dream.

Speaker 9 (02:26:55):
They have a so called after Dark that's got twenty
three million listens.

Speaker 3 (02:27:00):
That's not bad. Bob Schneider has a song called Tarantula, Yes,
and that comes up. That's a great song. Yeah, where
she was in the moonlight Tarantula. He has a lot
of good stuff.

Speaker 9 (02:27:10):
You ever say tarron Tula? That's always kind of fun. No,
but I will from this point forward.

Speaker 3 (02:27:15):
Tarn Tula when I when I drink a you who
I will tarn Tula. I'm waiting. I keep avoiding that
question because I do have a new song, but it's
not gonna work. How do you know? Because it's well,
you'll see, all right, here we go? Does this have
the pH word in it? As long as Frank's not
playing it. I think we should be Okay, there we are.

Speaker 5 (02:27:45):
I had a band, wore keyboard tie, we did our
own stuff, a little Beatles and American pie. And now
I'm teaching a stairway the Heaven to a boy who's
eleven at the music store, just because I'm the has been.

Speaker 3 (02:28:10):
That never was. And You're right, I wanted to be
a comic comic, so I moved to La Leave me.

Speaker 5 (02:28:23):
I had big dreams about being a star someday.

Speaker 3 (02:28:30):
Then I was flat.

Speaker 5 (02:28:31):
Broke, telling hack jokes, all pissed off just because I'm
the has been.

Speaker 3 (02:28:40):
That never was. Work with the shock jock, talking trash talk.

Speaker 5 (02:28:50):
On morning radio.

Speaker 3 (02:28:53):
Then the FCC came down on me and the station
let me go. Now I'm doing overnights playing Christian music.
Jesus loves you, Yes he does be. For a while,
I was the man, Yes I was. I started It's

(02:29:16):
supposed to be a comedy starr. I started started to drink.
Rhyme started what rhymes with a gun to the head.
I started to drink. He started healthier, therapist started. I
started to drink. I'm about to.

Speaker 6 (02:29:37):
My ice melted. I didn't realize it was stair away
to depression.

Speaker 3 (02:29:46):
I started to drink, got my ass in the jam,
told the cop, do you know who I am? Yeah,
you're the guy in jail spend the night trying to
sleep off that buzz. He's the man. I'm not half

(02:30:11):
that Nevel was pretty good, right, here's what the warns
man that always all sounds like farting mommy.

Speaker 10 (02:30:23):
Chick.

Speaker 3 (02:30:23):
Eight more verses. I told you it wasn't any good
the finish, the end.

Speaker 11 (02:30:29):
I don't know that it's not good.

Speaker 3 (02:30:32):
I screwed up with you there at the end. I went,
but like this is my mouth. That's the joke.

Speaker 17 (02:30:37):
Okay, it's not that it's bad because it's it's just sad.

Speaker 3 (02:30:43):
It's obviously his his story. I know it's sad. Yes,
not all songs are funny, that's true. Oh yeah, we
sometimes sometimes sometimes we have conversations. We just got a
strong lesson in that. I don't think i'll i'll ever
get that. I don't think i'll ever laugh again. Do

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Speaker 6 (02:32:28):
I'll remind you once again that LeAnn Morgan's new comedy
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pleasure to talk with her earlier this week. When we

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Speaker 3 (02:32:55):
We'll get to that.

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Speaker 3 (02:33:11):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobbin Tom Show. Josh Arnold,
Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Oker, Hays, Cosy I Chick.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. Hello, Tom, How
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and uh, I'm in good spirits. I'm just doing a
little research for someone we're gonna learn about tomorrow. All right,

(02:33:35):
what's the topic? Can you give us a hint? Robert Oppenheimer,
I can give you a hint. I don't want to
give it away. Great Eric Clampton song, what Christy's excited?

Speaker 6 (02:33:46):
Involving let me pattle get give me the answer? I
me to involving pants.

Speaker 5 (02:33:53):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:33:54):
Yeah, Bell Bottom Blues, Bell Bottom Blues. I like that one.
Oh so, yeah, it's about the song or a guy
in the song. Who is it? What it's about? Bill
Bottom pants? Okay, all right. They never really came back there.

Speaker 8 (02:34:07):
We have wide legs, love min What are boot cuts?

Speaker 3 (02:34:10):
Bootcuts are just straight down, hold on, they cover your boot.
It's a cut, and then they go out a little
bit just to cover your boot as just so there
is a mild flare to the bootcut.

Speaker 13 (02:34:23):
Yes, but the purpose is for them to go over
your boot. They're not for fashion.

Speaker 3 (02:34:26):
Really, yeah, Bill Bottoms. Wonder those like a seventy five ish?

Speaker 8 (02:34:29):
No, no, no earlier than that, No, earlier in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (02:34:32):
My entire I had a dazzling high school career I had.

Speaker 13 (02:34:36):
They came back for me after the movie what was
the movie?

Speaker 3 (02:34:41):
And confused? Yeah, they did. They started to come back
a little bit. They I know how Tom feels now
about those period movies he watches that loves and they
nailed them.

Speaker 9 (02:34:49):
You know, who went fashion every now and again is
the lead singer of the Black Moods.

Speaker 3 (02:34:54):
Josh yeah Rock.

Speaker 6 (02:34:56):
Well, yeah, that's because what happens with his pants is
there's so much extra fabric that has to be containing
the groin area. Yeah, it shrinks the thigh area because
he's he doesn't seem to be seems to be packing
any reason to be shot the pack packing.

Speaker 10 (02:35:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:35:15):
It was one morning where.

Speaker 13 (02:35:16):
It was actually kind of yeah, ok, I haven't noticed.

Speaker 3 (02:35:19):
Christy was sliding out of her seat.

Speaker 8 (02:35:21):
Look, tomorrow, he'll be here tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:35:23):
Okay, well he was scheduled. Yeah, but yeah, tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (02:35:28):
In theory, we're going to have a Bell Bottom update.
You guys thinking about him a lot. Dad, My dad
wore them, didn't you see? Your dad wore a Nebrew jacket.

Speaker 3 (02:35:37):
He had a jacket.

Speaker 6 (02:35:39):
But the way that is not the proper name for
that Nerow jacket is there's no collar.

Speaker 3 (02:35:46):
It's not Is it like a Sergeant Pepper type look? Yeah,
kind of an like Indian looks.

Speaker 18 (02:35:56):
Like it.

Speaker 3 (02:35:57):
Kind of it kind of puts your Adams Apple display
just look.

Speaker 6 (02:36:00):
Yeah, I like that, And I'm not sure if it
might even be a negative to call them a neghbrew jacket.
Johnny Carson famously wore one and once, Yeah, I guess
you thought it was going to catch on, and some
fashion consultants got fired. It was kind of a cool
look of a hippie dippy thing.

Speaker 3 (02:36:19):
You never had one, though, did you? Oh god, no,
are you about a leisure suit? No, never had a
leisure suit either. Bottoms? Oh, yeah, absolutely, I did wear
I did have three or four flammable shirts. I remember that,
the polysty Oh yeah, do you remember what they called them,
the huge bell bottoms, elephant elephant bells, elephant bells.

Speaker 8 (02:36:39):
No, well, the high waisted, wide leg is what they
call them.

Speaker 3 (02:36:43):
They're very popular right now. Yeah? Is this for ladies
or for gents? For ladies?

Speaker 8 (02:36:47):
Okay, And quite a few pairs, a couple of pairs,
we've worn them in here. You've never noticed that.

Speaker 3 (02:36:53):
Says, I only see you. I'm wearing bell bottoms right now,
am I? But only see you from the waist up
because you're sitting now that you tried to show me,
and I can't see through objects working on that. But
I wore bell tops for a while. They were very
wide around the hip and then got narrower as they
went down. They were always falling down, very comfortable. I

(02:37:16):
don't know, I don't know. Well, I'll admitted I wore
neighbor jackets like they were going out of style. Oh God.

Speaker 6 (02:37:29):
Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance News DESKA, we
missed anything, official say.

Speaker 8 (02:37:33):
A man in Miami who laughed at a police officer
then fled the traffic stop immediately wrecked his car, slimming
into a semi oh arms A bit, my friend. According
to the arrest report, an officer witnessed the suspect, Eduardo Gonzalez,
engaging in what appeared to be a hand to hand
drug deal.

Speaker 3 (02:37:52):
My name is.

Speaker 8 (02:37:53):
As the driver attempted to leave the lot, the officer
positioned his car in front of the man and tried
to talk to him. The man daft out loud and
said haha, psych As he hit the gas and sped off.

Speaker 3 (02:38:05):
He gave the cop a psych I did well, he said.

Speaker 8 (02:38:08):
He ran a stop sign and crashed into the eighteen wheeler.
He was arrested on multiple charges and taken to the
hospital for an injury to his leg. Turns out he
has eight existing A warrants pending for charges including aggravated
battery with a deadly weapon, cocaine possession, and grand theft.

Speaker 3 (02:38:25):
So yeah, wouldn't you want to be a judge here
after the whole That's right, you look up at the game.
I'll tell you what. It's obvious that you're innocent.

Speaker 9 (02:38:33):
Psych I feel bad for the driver the eighteen wheeler. Yeah,
I'm just trying to work.

Speaker 3 (02:38:43):
This crap.

Speaker 8 (02:38:48):
Now here's a cool story. Blues legend Buddy Guy's going
to release a new album Wednesday that'll be his eighty
ninth birthday. It's called Ain't Done with the Blues, featuring
our friend Peter Frampton and Joe Walls.

Speaker 3 (02:39:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:39:01):
It arrives a few months after Guy made an appearance
in a wonderful movie called Sinners, which yes, I sat
through with my eyes aft glosed.

Speaker 3 (02:39:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:39:09):
Well, the first part's awesome, and then I kind of had.

Speaker 3 (02:39:11):
To do that. Yeah. Yeah, it's like no, no, no, no,
no vampire, no no no. I don't want vampires.

Speaker 8 (02:39:17):
I want to get more blues, play some more music
for me.

Speaker 3 (02:39:20):
You you would lose your mind. Tom Griswold, if you
watch that movie, I know what it's about. It's music
and it is beautiful. All Yeah, that's pretty long. Yeah,
so happy birthday, buddy guy. That's really cool.

Speaker 8 (02:39:33):
He said he wants to keep the blues alive. That's
why he made the album. That's what he's doing the
movies and still out there performing.

Speaker 3 (02:39:38):
All right, nobody goes home until they sing the blues? Isn't?
Is that him and Adventures in Baby City? I think
it is. Oh, I don't remember, Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 6 (02:39:46):
Okay, we're gonna wrap it up and we'll see you
tomorrow with the Black Moods live in the studio with us,
which will be really rock and roll tom I think
maybe just the rock tomorrow.

Speaker 13 (02:39:56):
Okay, I gotta go to the liquor store.

Speaker 3 (02:39:58):
Boogie and woogie? I don't you didn't hear? Huh No,
what happens? What bogie died? Oh jesus, I'm so sorry boy. Tomorrow,
just the boogie. You know why the Handkerchief dance? Didn't it?
The Handkerchief Dance? Yeah, because it's got a little boogie
in it. It's as disgusting. Yeah, that's that's a really sad,

(02:40:19):
sad note. Damn. Yeah, it certainly is.

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