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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show. Hi Bob and Tom,
it's Donnie Baker. Mine.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
My, there's something that's been working my nerves for a
while now, and it finally came to a head yesterday
talking about lunch hour pizza buffets. You ever been time
a man Jammie Barn from work used to go to
him all the time until he got thrown out for
not using the tongs. Prave it the man his left
hand was holding his plate. His right hand is deformed.
You guys know about it. I told the manager, how's

(00:46):
he supposed to work a set of tongs with a backscratcher?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hell, he was born with tongs.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
If you had any sense about you give him my
hair that in full time pay sword to God. That's
what I said. He'd make a great buffet attendant mine.
But she thought I was getting boised, so we got
throwed out before I even got to my breadsticks. But
my thing with pizza buffets is they always sound good.
I mean all you can eat for like four bucks,
well until you get the drink and somehow the totals

(01:11):
dang their ten bucks? Who's doing that mouth? That's why
I started bringing my own two leaders I swear to
God I did. There ain't no law against important mountain dew,
just liquor. And they can't prove it anyways because I
pour it in a spray bottle and leave it up
by the salad bar and they think it's window cleaner.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I've even seen them music to clean the sneeze guard.
And I look at it this way, I get free.
Do they save on wind decks? That's a win win,
and it's all tax free, man. But what I hate
about pizza buffets is they never put out to good stuff.
I mean, you ever notice every pizza buffet has them
pizzas with combinations you ain't never seen before, like mushrooms

(01:48):
and pineapple. And I remember the first time I sampled
pineapple pizza. I was looking over my shoulder waiting for
Ashton Kutcher to pop out. I swear to God, I was,
there's another pizza with onions and hamburger on it. You
just ain't enough cheese or meat lovers up there. Oh
and they got that barbecue pizza.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I love pizza and I love barbecue, but that combination
could be lethal. You put barbecue and pizza on a
slab of dough. And you're done. Hell I heard that's
how Mama cast died. I swore to God she did.
And every week they got this stupid veggie pizza under
the lamp. I hate veggie pizzas. I think they're gay,
I swear to God I do. I seen one yesterday

(02:25):
with a whole bunch of stuff on it I ain't
never seen before. I would asked some manager what it was.
He called it healthy choice, had mushrooms, green peppers, black olives,
and raisins. I was like, that ain't pizza, that's trail mix.
I said it right to his face. Hell I seen
one pizza with corn in it. I was like, what
are you guys doing making pizzas or cleaning out your freezer?

(02:47):
Pizza and corn? Hell I felt like I was back
in the fourth grades, turning at miss Kelly's lunch lady arms.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It looked like mudflaps.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I told the manager every pizza buffet has to have
at least one cheese pizza under the lamp.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
At all times. State all man.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You should have seen his ass squirm when I threw
that book of knowledge right in his face. He apologized,
got all nervous. I got a free one trip silad
out of it. Nice anyways, man, I'm just saying it
pays the bitch now and then stand up for yourself.
That's why like eating lunch with Jamie. He can give
him the finger and they can't even see it coming.

(03:22):
I gotta goes what he said.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Bye, Welcome to the O'reali Auto Park Studios. It's the
Bobby Time Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance neooze desk,

(03:44):
there's Josh Arnold. Hey go god went on assignment. He's
coffees here once again, discombobulated, preoccupied and being on the
air is a total surprise. It's hey, buddy, just blowing
my nose. Yeah, good time, better out than in. They say,

(04:05):
that's right, as long as they don't make gravy. Oh no,
that's a fart. Never mind. Sorry, you've heard that, right,
I think so? Yeah? Yeah, just getting organized over here.
Of course you are. It's like a good day. Why
why do it before be on the air. While you're
on the air, No, I mean, I've been here for
quite some time. I don't believe you. You'd be more
nice if you're here quite a while. I'm never really ready.

(04:28):
That's the thing with the preparation you put in, you
think you'd be farther along as being ready. He's got
a lot of responsibilities on his shoulders, far more than
I do. Okay, well I come in PLoP down. Hey,

(04:49):
it's kind of unfair, I'm I'm yeah, I'm saying he's
pretty close. Yeah, I'm glad to have you guys plopping
with me. I think everybody has short cuts to their jobs,
no matter what, of course you think. You know, Oppenheimer
probably had a short cut sure making the bomb coming
in art, does you know we did the only e
mc square, whatever the hell it is. We don't want

(05:11):
to be out here by eleven for a big lunch.
So let's let's find out how these mirrors work. Let's
figure this thing out here. Yeah, we get bombs to drop.
You can tell they had short cuts there because if
you actually look at the bomb itself, duct tapexes yeah,
half as Yeah, they were under a dead light, you know,
the biggest problem with the bomb. I love this part

(05:33):
of the story. It's my favorite. You know. For some reason,
I've become preoccupied, almost obsessed with this. They didn't know
if the chain reaction would stop the big problem. Yeah, yeah,
and then they tried underwater test and they didn't know
if they could blow a hole in the bottom of

(05:54):
the ocean and all the water would run out. That
was a quote from one of the army guys. There
was never a zero percent chance of anything. No, there's always.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Ad They went ahead and did it.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
They went ahead and did it anyway. Yeah, yeah, got
the job done.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well, they could have really gotten a job done and
we wouldn't be here today.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
And of course, as we know from our Star Trek movies,
that's when the aliens first noticed us when we had
nuclear ex Oh yeah, and then that made light ears
a giant kaboom. Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna notice. Aliens
are gonna pick up on that. Everybody have to go
to weekend, yes, sir, yeah, yeah, yeah. So so you
know what I puttered, a little bit puttered. Yeah, you

(06:36):
know what I got to putter with. Well, that's the thing. No,
that's the thing with puttering. Everything is open at all time.
But I got to putter with putty some drywall puddy,
I think that's what they call that. What the dry
wall mud. Yeah, but it says it actually says dry
wall something on it. It doesn't putty? Were you on
a ladder? No? I didn't have to be on a

(06:58):
ladder this time? Yeah? What what doesn't.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
He doesn't want him on the ladder.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Why don't you want Josh on the ladder? It's dangerous.
See I highre out get a professional. Oh I can,
I gotta. I have a great leg. What about step stool?
Step stool? Dangerous? How brittle you are? Although I shouldn't.
I fell out of like a second story window. One what,
I was up on the ladder and I was at

(07:24):
the second story window. And you know, now that I
think about this, this was quite a while ago, back
in the back in the early two thousands, I might
have been pushed, now that I figured about. Yeah, I
fell and luckily landed in a bush. Took a took
one of the branches into my side. It punctured my side.
Oh man, that's nothing compared to your most famous fall.

(07:47):
Oh through the Yeah, through the ceiling, through the ceiling. Yeah,
but that's really what happened to him. You were, well,
I was up in the Uh. You know how you
can walk on joyce in your home. And if you
walk on a joyce you're okay. But if you go
to the drywalls. It's not load rated. I don't think
that it's more decorative than anything else. And I stepped
on I accidentally tripped and stepped on one side and

(08:11):
then my other my other foot went on the other
side of the joist, and fortunately for me, my testicles
broke my fall. Oh yeah, as they hit the joist.
Oh my god, do we have a photograph of your
legs dangling through? Uh no, but we there might be
a photograph of me the second time it happened of where, Yeah,
it happened twice, the bruising of my My inner thought,

(08:36):
did you replace the drywall or just use that drywall putty?
I used drywall and the drywall puddy yeah yeah, baby down.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
And then got to pay.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I took out some wall
lamp like lamps that I actually had the wires fed,
like I when I first moved in there, I put
these wolf kind of like in a hotel when you
have reading lamps skim the wall. Yeah yeah, yeah, I
had those. I took those out and then now just
regular lamps on my end tables. Nice. You did you

(09:08):
take the electricity out of the wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
all good. Yeah, okay, you don't mess with electricity, dude. No,
And you don't get up on ladders. I try to
avoid it. I get up on him, but not too high.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
So would you do this weekend? Did you?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Potter? I did a lot swim. He sent me pictures
from something he did. Went to the fair, I went
to a concert. I rode my bike hours and hours
off the bike these carefully.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
There were a lot of people on bikes this weekend.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
We'll chuck local listings. Beautiful weather, fine, a little break
in the heat.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
What concert did you go to? Oh, let me get Stapleton.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, Chris Stapleton. And I'm not at all familiar with
his work, so that was really interesting to go wonderful.
Yeah he is, but I didn't. I'm not familiar with
a very distinctive voice. Yes, that is great player, great band.
I love him a lot of what do they call
that soul? Yeah, it's interesting going to a concert where
you've got whatever, thirty thousand peeople that know every word
and you know none of them, and it's just kind

(10:03):
of okay, I'm getting into this. I see how this works.
Are you were you spending most of your time and
looking around, going, will you guys quiet down, I'm trying
to listen to the music. Oh, a great time.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I saw the Black Mood Saturday night. Kind of a
different concert, very loud. I think my ears are still really,
can you.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, I guess Friday night they had an acoustic.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I looked at my husband. I think next time we're
going to the acoustic.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm becoming to your plug guy.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, that's what Alan told me. He goes, you got
to keep the phone ear plugs in your pocket for
god what. Yeah, but they were great.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'm hoping this is hoping this wears out. We're going
to get to your letters in just a second, but
you can reach us of course. Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com. We have more dildos in the news
of all things. Yeah, another incident, oh man and an arrest.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
H we have a dildo arrest, dildo arrest.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Rec's news yepee recy cups, RECPC, Reese's Sorry's garissing hill
Jacks and drywall Puddy. A couple of a Chuck E
Cheese stories a porno in the news. You know, I
missed Chuck e Cheese. I don't have any children of
that age right, head on over.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
They're going to do an adult Chucky Cheese. You know
that right?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, but what would stop, is it not? Would it
not be wise for me to just go there for
lunch one day? Say me and Josh walk in for
lunch and want one a two top with a pizza
and a couple of beers. I would think they would
serve us. I don't know. You think they play some
ski ball for a while. I don't take it to
Dave and creep. Yeah you think, But.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Maybe that's why people that's why they're going to do
an adult version, because so many people were doing that.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's good pizza, I'll tell you. David Busters was supposed
to be the adult version. Then they started letting families in. Yeah,
you can't have a good cock fight with families walking around.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
I can't believe you brought up the nuclear bomb, because
we actually have radioactive nudes today, sock.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
My psychic comedy continues. Radio radioactivity is indeed in the news. Plus,
I think everyone's gonna love this dog surfing. Oh we are, yes,
I'm already on to be clear, No, no, no, have
you seen how easily these dogs can surf? It's stunning.
They got it down. But to be clear, this is
dogs on surfboards, not people surfing on dogs. Well, thank

(12:22):
goodness for that. Well we lost another one. Well, it's
either it's either dogs on surfboards or people surfing on dogs,
or really ugly women surfing. Right now, we're going to
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tattoos keeping you away from pornography? We'll find out. And

(13:47):
we got a hot dogs in the middle of the road.
We'll find out how they got there and if you
want to eat them or not. We are in the
Erallioto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey,
welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. There's Josh Arnold
Pipe East Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

(14:09):
Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs.
Get the parts and service you need fast from the
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with a Warren Report. Reno Collier coming up with a
Country Fried take. I'm chick McGee, Hello Tom, and got
some great reviews on Greg Warren's performances over the weekend.

(14:30):
M out with Nate Bargesi. Apparently I see and We'll
read those letters to Greg when the time comes. Right now,
it's time to read a couple of quick letters before
we get to the sports page. What have you got?
All right, sir, we've got this. Dear Bob and Tom show.
Just watched the fabulous movie and a Conda again? Oh
good good, Yeah. Worth revisits Josh, you know what to do?

(14:52):
It says it snakes that its man. I try, and
Sam tends that his emails never get read on the air.
I'm including my name and location. Feel free to say
my last name. I won't sue. I don't think so.
You never get You can't be too careful. He went

(15:13):
to see Anaconda's that what's going on?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
It was on the TV.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, it was honest TV.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
There's not a new Anaconda. Didn't I see the Naked
Gun movie?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah? I heard tell you it's really really good. Yeah, good,
as my dad would say, worth a few yucks, no kidding,
all right? Yeah, yeah, I laughed out loud quite a bit.
Is the trailer information in the movie, if you know
what I mean? Over there looking at their fathers the
OJ gag, Yeah that's in there, and uh, I mean

(15:42):
I look, was it ever going to be as good
as the part one and even two and a half. No,
but it's it's it's funny, right, yeah, yeah, I'm looking
forward to seeing it. I did not get to it
this weekend. I guess Pamela Anderson and Liam.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Are dating OJA.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's what they said, all right, connection, Yeah,
got a let her from a firefighter. All right, sir.
It was a quote fully involved house fire. Okay, so
that's pretty serious business. That's fast. Lady lived there asked
if I could retrieve something from her bedroom. I went
to the ladder, climbed in the window, retrieved a box

(16:18):
under the bed, came down, handed it to her. She
dropped it. It was full of sex toys. Oh, let
me get this straight. Thank you, Mitchell.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
That's what she wanted to save.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Two story house at least, big, big time fire. Right.
A woman goes up to the fireman, I have a
box under my bed. Can you go get it for me?
These are all fat Bless his heart, he says, yes,
risks his life, risks his life. I think he probably
thought it was some kind of momentos or letters from
her late husbanders. But we do have a coming up

(16:50):
in the news coming up right now. However, adult toy
was thrown onto the court during a w NBA game,
just days after a sex made an appearance on the
court at the Dreams game against Golden State. Another incident
occurred in Chicago on Friday. An adult toy was thrown
during the third quarter Golden State Again, what the deal is?

(17:13):
Seventy three sixty six victory over the Chicago.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Sky One seems a little surprised.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's from Tuesday's incident an adult toy. The official kicked
the object aside before it was picked up and removed.
The league warned that any fan who quote intentionally throws
an object onto the court will be immediately ejected and
face a minimum one year ban, in addition to being

(17:40):
subject to arrest and prosecution by local authorities. No word
on who was arrested for this incident, and the one
was there was one last weekend that was a bright
green dildop. They haven't gone into a munch of a description,
but they were calling it the fallas at the Palace.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's going to be kind of a thing.
Is that running? I wonder if people just wanted it signed. Oh,

(18:02):
but I put it to you what would have happened
if during the Detroit Red Wings game when the first
octopus was thrown out on the ice, that person would
have been arrested. Maybe this is some sort of tradition
they're trying to get started from. The w NBA have
a very bad idea. Well apparently there are. There's some

(18:26):
feedback now from the players and the words disrespector Yeah,
it seems this does seem dead. But does it make
it any more disrespectful? Less or the same if dildo
is thrown out on an NFL less? Okay, because the
guys are involved. Yeah, how did they get it in

(18:49):
the arena?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I don't know. That's a good question. Don't you go through?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I think he's asking, how do you get the two
people love each other very much? Sometimes, I mean I've
as you know, I've attended a w NBA game and
they you can have you can only have a lady's
a very small purse. They search all your stuff. I
don't have to get anything in there. If I'm wrong,
But the w NBA game is where you first found
the wonder of a scoreboard. Well, that's right. That tells

(19:15):
you everything. Scoreboard from the next century lights on it.
Numbers video was very good. Uh, well, yeah, this is
a bad, bad precedent. They don't need to have this
becoming a thing. Well I'm sure, yeah, that's I'm sure
it'll all die, don't Yeah, uh huh, it's just yet

(19:39):
another distraction in our culture. We'll move forward here. Uh.
This is a Dear Bob and Tom show high chick
in the gang. I was singled out. I tried, oh, chick,
I tried your phrase quote you want some of this
barfoot I put it away. M it worked like a charm.
Oh wow. Then later the next that's same week, she said, hey,

(20:03):
I want some of that before you put it away.
That damn. I love this woman, he says. That's from
Steve in Maine, a v I P listener. Hello Stephen Maine.
And who's the most famous Stephen Maine? Stephen King? You
think that maybe oh it might be King? Yeah, the King.

(20:25):
Mag I'll take the I believe, I believe Steve's wife
is name Tabitha. Tabitha. That's exactly right. She writes as well.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
That cemetery was on yesterday. I walked by the TV.
It was on.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh sometimes that is better.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
That's right, followed by Cape fear.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Man.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I forgot how bad Robert de Niro Nero's version. Yeah,
I mean it's just creepy.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Although isn't who's in the first one, Robert Mitchum. Yeah,
that's a pretty greg Yeah, that's a good one. Let
me tell you how's that Gregory Pack? Let me tell
your scout. No, not bad. If you didn't have a
word scout in there, I wouldn't know who it was. Okay,
that's a good hint. That's fair. I saw him in person.

(21:17):
Where'd you see the pexture?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Was he skiing and veil?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
No? I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
We're going around the room.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
I saw, I saw. I saw Gregory Pack. Seriously, I
did worrying. I remember he was wearing an impeccables blue
and blue pin striped suit, just beautifully appointed. Same thing
with Duke Ellington. I saw him at the at the
airport and he wore the wore an overcoat like a
cape with his arms noted it. It was very, very elegant.

(21:46):
We had an entourage. First time I'd seen an entourage.
You just uh know all the stars, don't you know?
I'm just random? Haven't you seen someone at random that
when you saw Duke Ellington. Were there any other that
you were a young child. That's fair is your father

(22:08):
or possibly any of your grandparents around when they saw
Duke Kellington. My grandparents were all dead, so oh sorry,
back to you. You know, the famous story at my
house is when my mother saw Charlie Pride for the
first time on he hauw. Sure you remember what she said,
that's not Charlie Pride. She would not accept it and

(22:33):
nail let's see dear Bob a Tom show. Thank you
for the entertainment you guys had given me throughout the years.
You're welcome, well, thank you, Luis. I just wanted to
chime in and say the Chicks technique needs to be studied.
I came out of the shower, I wanted to initiate
sexy time with wife, and I went to chicks phrase
do you want any of this before I put it away?

(22:54):
To my surprise, my wife chuckled, got up from the
couch and led me straight to the bedroom. We have
two letters in favor of this technique. Needless to say,
thank you chick for getting me laid. Wow.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah, blunt, have you tried this tactic?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Now? Don't you give this a try? No, what is
the exact phrasing again? Do you want some of this
before I put it away? No? And ideally you grab
your crotch while you're doing Hey, you mean this far?
Put it away and be a little confrontational, make her,
make her make the decision. You're likely to get the No.

(23:35):
I wanted a meal, not just to snack. One of
those classic gags. Geez, you are setting yourself up for
some sort of clever retort.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yes, sure, but that makes it even more fun, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
But as you can hear, sometimes it weren't. Yes, like
a charm. We had two people weighing in today. That's amazing.
Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to
you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Glad to be here.
This is hey gang, that's us. A few weeks ago,
you were going through a list of names for the

(24:04):
male member. The list had many classics. One was missing.
The only way to refer to a young male members
to refer to it as your weapon. Okay, Wow, it was.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
A little rough.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
This letter gets for us. Okay, yeah, you know I
kind of thought of Mike. Anybody anybody who starts with weapon. Yeah,
I really don't somebody who gave me this somebody I
can't read this on the air at least is getting
smacked around a little bit, they say, a weapon. This
is from another Josh in Canada. All right, well, good

(24:42):
morning Canada. I'm certainly happy to have you along with us.
We certainly appreciate that. No, what else we got. Maybe
this one's more Nope, I can't play it. They can
read it. Okay, good you play that. You can't play
that one. We're not gonna read this one. This is uh,
it's vacation time, of course, and and in so ways
or some in some places the vacation time is going away.

(25:04):
Certain schools are already in session, which this is your contention.
I got caught on traffic jam instead of Thursday because
I didn't realize that one of the major high schools
around here was already in session. Well, maybe people change
their vacation times now to accommodate their school schedule instead
of vacation's going away. Yeah, but it's in some states
it's very hard to get employees now for the summer
because in the month of August they can't find any.

(25:27):
But that's another story. This guy writes my family and
I were gearing up for our vacation to Top Sale Island,
North Carolina. Just before we were about to leave, he
got a call from the condo's owner saying the HVAC
system was down. They could not get it fixed in
time for our stay. Oh, they offered us any one
of the other properties. So we picked a condo in
New Smyrna Beach, Florida. Okay, And as I was looking

(25:53):
at the driving directions to the condo, I know we
are going to be driving within ten miles of DeLand, Florida.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh you know what New Sumerna Beach is known for, Josh,
you probably know this. Sharks.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
That's what is the next sentence?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh really, Yeah, that's a big shark place.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
He goes, I can't wait to tell Tom's infamous joke.
And we get close to the land, I'm sure there'll
be eye rolls and groans. This is Clint from West Virginia.
Then he writes, ps, I just found out New Smyrna
Beach is considered the quote shark bite capital of the world.
This may be my last email. He's Okay, I'll talk

(26:33):
to Josh because he'll have a conversation isn't there a
news story that there aren't nearly as many shark attacks
as you think there are. They're just being covered by
their sensation a line of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the
amount of shark attackses is really not Yeah negligible, is
what it is? You mean like it's they're they're like

(26:54):
the hand missing from the young lady that had bitten off. Okay,
that's one. That's enough.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Enough for you to not go back.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
And yeah, that's why I went to Colorado for my vikame.
I know, no shark by sure, maybe a potential wolf
attack just they reintroduced the wolves. The wolves are sharks
of the mountains. You guys know that you're in their house.
I read a psychological story over the weekend that the
oceans are therapeutically healing. I believe that the human being

(27:24):
just being there near sure the water, looking on a
nice body of water, looking at a mountain anything. Yeah,
it's not necessarily of hmm. Yeah, oh that sounds ominous.
What are you doing that? No, I'm not doing it.
What could be Missus Carr's Missus plumber Man. Some would

(27:55):
say the last decentne else skidding. Some would say, oh
this music did not win an Academy award.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
It did not.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
It's stunning. Yeah what whoa was it?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
That?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
You're right? Probably something like haint your Wagon was something
where if they all looked back, they would go, oh yeah,
yeah we knew, like how the Beatles used to always
lose to Herb Alpert. Hey, Herbert a great album? Oh sure,
but I mean hit after hit after Okay, okay, okay, baby,

(28:31):
Uh coming up? We have a chuck e cheese We've
got that make you happy. I love it when he tries,
when he's so proud of pronouncing it correctly and doesn't.
So it's Reese's Yese's pieces. I should get that exactly. Yeah,
they're in the news today. We've got swimming horses dog surfing.

(28:53):
Once again. This is dogs that surf, not people surfing
on dogs. I thought horses just walked on the bottom.
They can't swim. Yeah, for brief periods of time, are
you sure? Yeah? Sure? You know I used to play
water polo. Oh yeah, high my horse kept browning. Well
this is why you think can't many that water gets married,

(29:18):
water gets muddy, doesn't. You got to keep his head out.
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a monitor lizard is, Josh, I do. Isn't it someone
to make sure you have a hall pass? Yeah? They
have a tiny little flag. Yeah here they're nasty critters.
Yeah there's one on the loose. Some would say snitch. Well,
we'll let you know. We'll where they are along with

(31:30):
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Speaker 1 (31:48):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobbo Tom Show. There's Christy
Lee and Hey, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin on assignment as Cosby.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm chick with
gas A belch a belch. A letter here, Hello Tom.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
Josh has a letter that was just from Dennis, he said,
you know, he says, I had a.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Tom moment this weekend. I think we should start calling
these moments of Chris Waldy and splendor. Oh really, well,
of which type. I was driving to the store and
noticed there were quite a few joggers out. I blanked
on the word jogger and said, well, there sure is
a lot of running around people out today. My wife

(32:32):
just looked at me and shook her head. These things
happen thinking and talking at the same time. As an
art form, I have not I have not mastered it.
You're in the right business, then, I know. Man. The
brain is funny. Sometimes doors just slam shut in there.
You cannot pry the moment. I don't know whether to
be mad at you or or appreciate what you're trying

(32:53):
to do. But sometimes I get the feeling you do that,
so we'll help you along with the conversation. And I
think you think it makes us feel more involved in
a conversation.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Do you think he does it on purpose?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I think sometimes I think he does it on purpose. Wow,
that's that's a very elegant explanation. Wrong. No, I just
forget the names of stuff, fair enough. Okay, that just
happens all the time. Well, we've all got a lot
on our minds in this world.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
There were a lot of people on bikes this weekend.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, that was one of them. Man, great to see
people out. Yeah, what has to happen for us to
get you off the bike? I'm fine, No, No, you're not.
I'm doing a good job. Good.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Do you wear a safety vest? Like if you fall
off it blows up? What for horseback riders? Now you
wear a safety vest and so if you fall off,
it's dethered and then it blows up so that it
bounces off the ground.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Acknowledge that you might fall off your bike, well, I
mean the ground is relatively close.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
You wear clip in do you clip in toe clips.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I have the slip in toe clips, not the do
you wear elbow pads and pads? No mountain biking. I'm
just riding on the trail. Okay, I'm fine, all right, See,
I'm not worried about you. What about other cyclists? Yeah?
Or drivers? Well, the problem is they're allowing the electric
bikes on the trails, which is they shouldn't, you know.

(34:18):
And if you're on one, don't go by me at
forty miles an hour. And I don't know what you're
doing out it anyway, You're not getting any exercise. I
don't get it.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well, maybe that's their transportation instead of a car.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Then what are they doing on a trail design for
people to walk an exercise? They're not going to work,
you know. Sometimes just getting outside is good for me, right,
maybe that's what. But passing them with people trying to
walk their dogs and everything, you're going by thirty miles
an hour on electric bike that you can't hear coming. No,
do you have a bell on your bike? I was
discussing whether not to get one. I say yes. Typically

(34:54):
you just say I'm on your left right. Well that
sounds kind of short, is what I've s gonna say, yeah,
I think I may get a bell. How about this
on your left? Hello? No, whatever frequency that is, I
can't hear. You can't hear the bell.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I couldn't hear that.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
No, oh, no kidding, Oh yeah I can there that
can yeah, now aparely well, I can't hear if I'm
walking on trails. Oftentimes I have earbuds in Oh okay,
low people do good. Point, that's gotta I gotta always.
But I keep my head on a swivel on relaxing
walk out. I do that if I'm not on a

(35:33):
trail and just conducting conress. Then you've got the people
walking five wide.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
And the thing you know, I have people walking at
four thirty in the morning on a major road. That
happened today. There were two people and I'm like, couldn't
you go into this neighborhood right here? It'd be a
lot safer. That's scary.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, the guy's the jog on the freeway. I don't
get it. We have to check in with the sports
page and Chick McGee, I don't know if the job
I love it led And then during rush hours, you
guys are just sitting there down the Road a record
crowd over the weekend for a regular season Major League

(36:14):
Baseball game at Bristol Speedway. They got to see the
pomp and the pageantry sort of the Braves and the
Reds called the Major League Baseball Speedway Classic before the
rain washed out the game itself in the bottom of
the first on Day one. Okay, Day two, fans returned.

(36:35):
Some fans and they did. On Sunday got to see
the Braves beat the Reds four to two. Tim McGraw
and Pitbull in the rain wound up. It wound up
washing out the first major league regular season game in
the state of Tennessee. Tim McGraw and Pitbull were your
musical entertainment. That's a shame they were expecting like they

(36:57):
got a full According to report, it's ninety one thousand
people on Saturday record. They ran out of everything at
the at the Speedway Wow, including hot dog, buns and
at one point beer.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
And so they were just throwing hot dogs at people.
You couldn't get a bun.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah, if you ordered a hot dog, all out your hand, boy,
sizzling hot dog right there and that out they would
hand you know how you get a cardboard basket with
the rise in there. They put two naked hot dogs
in them. Here you go, here's your hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
So they don't that'd be fine with me.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
They don't match the number of buns. Well, see it's
a funny thing, this hot dog buns and hot dogs
don't match up. It's hilarious, you know this stand up
comedy joke. Number one. So they had a so this
is the equivalent of the hockey game outside in the

(37:51):
state away, Yeah, it's a different venue. Or then going
to the Field of Dreams. They played college football at
Wrigley Field.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Now MLB thinking of moving to Nashville.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Well, could they expand.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I know Nashville, I'm not sure the state of the
Nashville Sounds. They at one time had a pretty good
minor league baseball climate. We have minor league baseball news.
Oh what would that mean? The world's largest baseball? The
world's largest baseball? Is this a world record? I think so?
Is that right? I think so? Is this the kind

(38:25):
of a world record we can look forward to? I
don't think a giant baseball has broken the Guinness Hang on,
I'm stupid. World record? The giant baseball has broken the
Guinness World Record after touring minor league baseball stadiums across
the country. The oversized ball, measuring eight feet in diameter,

(38:53):
covered in autographs from six, seven and fifty people, earning
it the record for the most signatures on a baseball. Well,
it's all fun and games until it comes off its
pedestal and raiders of the lost art. Yeah, somebody, some
poor child. The tour started at June twenty fourth at
Victory Field in the Indianapolis, home of the Indians, and

(39:13):
over course of more than a month, the baseball stopped
at fifteen different minor league ballparks, giving fans the opportunity
to sign their names on the Bay Baseball. Tuesday, the
ball reached its final destination, the Flagship Store in New
York City. It sounded like Foster Brooks for a second
on the break. Where was the officially recognized by the

(39:40):
Guinness World All right, now, I need to know what's
on the inside, if it's actually built like a base everybody.
I need to tell everybody that Tom keeps glancing at
me like and he has a smile on his face, like,
isn't it great? Isn't it great? This is a picture
of a kid signing it. He was standing in his
father's shoulders. I don't organic baseball, but I don't think

(40:01):
it should count. All right, it's gotta be full. It's cork.
Probably no most signatures on a baseball, most signatures on
the largest baseball you've ever seen, I'll get. I understand.
That's interesting about this baseball is even though it's eight
feet in diameter, there you go, there's a picture of
a guy signing it. You know, look he's writing Craven Moorhead.

(40:22):
I'm totally wrong. This is hilarious. Yeah, even though that's
it's eight feet in diameter, the Colorado Rockies still couldn't
hit it. They're a bad team. You see a record
of a record of sucking shoddy ball club. Yes, not
good attendance, great down skill level close to zero. You see.

(40:48):
We did have a NASCAR race over the weekend. William
Byron is nickname Tom Lord. They call him the Lord.
He found off fuel worries in the closing laps. Some
would say a fuel clinic and Iowa Speed Speedway three
hundred and fifty lap race without a stop, one hundred
and forty four laps of three hundred and fifty years race

(41:08):
without start. He won the Daytona five hundred and February
the Lord one times years. Right here, all this bound
to happen. More sports coming up, including dogs, a dad
on his side, dogs surfing, are concessions at NFL games,
the cost getting out of hands? Are we gonna talk
about it? And I'm sure you thought about this like

(41:30):
I have. What is the sexiest mascot in Major League Baseball?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
In Major League Baseball?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Oh yeah, we'll talk about that. Red's the woman with
the Giant Baseball Rosy. Red is on the list? Is there?
I suppose us a fetish that disposed absolutely a mascot
like some poor guy, only they can get him going.
Can you wear the head? The Philly finat? Oh god,

(41:57):
the Philly finat? What's again? That's the beauty of this show?
Wake up and we'll remind you of things You're glad
you're not. We're coming right back to the Oiley Auto
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Speaker 5 (42:09):
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Speaker 1 (42:18):
Milkshakes, So welcome back to the bobbin Tom Show, Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. There's Josh Arnold. Hi,
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. I'm Chickmighee. There's
a san Hello. Tom Griswall. Hello, sir, It's good to
see you. Hope you had a great weekend. We have

(42:38):
an amazing sports story right in your Let's go just
for you. The final major championship of the twenty twenty
five golf season saw the LPGA's best head the Royal
Porth Call in Wales for the AIG Women's Open, and
yesterday's final round had some fireworks up of the leaderboard.

(43:01):
Me you, Yamashida. Yamashida spelled exactly the way you think
it would, Tom, hang on me your mother, Mamashida, Baby,
big Daddy, big Daddy. I had to hold off a
Sunday charge from Charlie Hull. The english Woman had tons
of support, got within one of Yamashida's lead on the

(43:22):
back nine before falling off the pace. But the big
highlight yesterday, that's right, the headlines belonged to Mimi Rhodes.
Her t shot on the par three a par three
fifth hole banked off the ball of her playing partner
and went in no way an ace. And I believe

(43:43):
we have the video of this golf shot. Uh, it's
farther down in this. It was a still shot of
the story the Ladies playing golf. Memi rose, I'm home again.
There she is, there, she is teg off. You'll be
able to see this and whack. There it goes high,

(44:08):
arcing in the air. Now her playing partner's ball is
there already there, rolls up into the Oh man, it's
like it's like a pool shot, like it had eyes
to That counts. Yeah, well yeah, the ball when it
lands on it's part of the course, buddy. Yeah, And
it also counts if one of your playing partners kicks

(44:30):
it into the hole.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Okay, other ball to be moved back to the spot
that was in well, I hope.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
So if you put the market, she put the market,
make it right. The ball itself was there, right, well,
the ball was still sitting there. So the ball I
think the balls played where it got knocked. I think
so too. Yeah, it's like croquete. Yeah, a lot of
people don't know that. Yes, you can send someone on
the golf course. Yeah, yes, you can put your foot

(44:58):
on their ballack. I mean you sacrifice kind of your
own sure, but how much do you last time you
played croquete beat the other? You play croquet every day?
I do not you have set though, right? Do you
have your own balls?

Speaker 7 (45:12):
Man?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
It's fun? What four years ago I played?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Really?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah, I'm jealous. It's fun.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
What about bai your I am not. Nope, keep going.
There's a lot of sports I had nothing to do
with yourself to do them. I do love that A
friend of mine has that thing. We've got the sand
on the board and.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
You oh at the bar like a bar game.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
That's heavy pucks. I believe it's called shuffle puck. Real fun.
I think. So is that where all the pins fly
up for no reason? Or do you try to knock
them off the board? You try to not. I love
the one that has the pins though. That's really you
really have to look around and see one of those.
I don't know what happened to my grandpa's. We had
he had one in his basement all the time. It's

(45:58):
so cool. It was great functioning. I made a great noise. Yes,
it was essentially bowling. There's probably one guy in North
America that can fix those, Yeah, exactly, so I don't
know what happened. When that's right, I'm jar mustard plaster
and but I'll come over right now. Speaking of a

(46:23):
we do have a chucky cheese in the news twice today, which,
of course is the home of the ski Ball. No,
I'm not Arizona. The pole is out the sexiest mascots
in Major League Baseball. All right, here we go. Let's
go from ten up to number one. Number ten is
oriole Bird. Oh yeah, the bald Bird, Baltimore, Baltimore, Orioles.

(46:45):
Number nine is Orbit of the Houston Astros. Are you
familiar with Orbit? He's got kind of like an alien.
Number eight is Raymond of the Tampa Bay Rays. Number
six Billy Marlin. Oh yeah, Ammi Marlins, Billy and Billy Martin,
Billy Martin. Now here's where it gets interesting. Number five

(47:06):
is Missus met of the New York Mets. Yeah, she's
got her place in my bank, much like really. Number
four is Rosie Red, who we have the privilege of
meeting every year. She gets hotter every year. Yeah, I
can't take me. Number three is Clark the Cub. But
I think that's a lot of Chicago fans packing the
ballot box. Number two, the Philly fanatic the sexiest mascot,

(47:29):
But number one is d Baxter of the Arizona Diamondbacks.
There is that's who's been named the sexiest mascot in
Major League Baseball's Baxter the Bobcat. Kind of mean looking,
that kind of a wolf. He no, no, he looks like
a bad boy. Yeah. Absolutely, you know what, I can

(47:52):
fix him, Yes, yeah, you get me in a relationship
with him, I can fix him. That's exactly right.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
What do you played here?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
He just needs a good woman, right, exactly, that'll make
him happy. Tame that cat. Thanks for going with cat there.
I watched, I watched the wheels turning or I'm saying,
what mascot is this? The Diamondbacks backs for the Bobcat.

(48:21):
Evidently they're up to their necks and bobcats in Arizona.
Why wouldn't they go with a snake? Well, I mean
it's not the dim attractive diamond l Yeah, yeah, by
a stuff snake. And if a kid does buy a
snuff stuff, let kids keep an eye on him, you know.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I speaking of that, did you see over the weekend
our good friend Drew Store and went to the fair
with his little girl.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Oh is he like, do you see this hustling for
stuffed animals?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
He was, he's got a cookie monster as big as
this room.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Major League Picture drew store.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Ninety eight mile fastball one for cookie Monster.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
It was he should be bad. Well, still bring the heat.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
She's sitting there with this huge COOKI monster.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
What a con man? You know? Was he knocking over
the milk bottles or knocking down?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
But I don't know exactly what game he was, but
that's that was sent by her grandpa that I saw
on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Oh really, yeah, I can't. I there is a game
that if you predict how fast you throw it, I
think you win something. Oh so it's like a it's
like a cross between the guess your weight and they
So if you can't throw very fat, you know, up
thirty eight or whatever, but he has a power speed
and accuracy on his side, that's great.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yeah, it was cute, major very cute.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Major League Picture. Yeah in his name because yeah it
those milk bottles. That was an earthquake and they didn't
fall over, So you really got to have a fastball
to get that thing to go down. That still hurts you.
Doesn't it that you've gone to the fair many times
and tried the milk bottle game and have never succeeded.
I succeeded at the goldfish game. Threw a pink just

(50:03):
this past weekend. I didn't do it. I didn't do
it yet. My girls weren't here. I'm taking I'll take
them next week. I still have my goldfish from two
years ago that I won, kept them alive, very proud
of me.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
They need do you have?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Well, there's just the one. The girls. Now there were
there was kind of a school of them, and most
of them apparently dropped out.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
The one ate them.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
They so some did die. Oh, all of them did,
except the one guy. He's doing he's thriving and I've
got trust me, I've I've got every kind of water.
You went into that bowl weighed nine ounces, weighs one
pound six.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Would you put new ones in with that one? Or
are you going to get the new ones their own.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Disturb Yeah, the last time I tried that, that didn't work.
So I'm going to leave this guy by himself. And
then there were two for quite some time. Then one
of them finally faded.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
So we'll see what animals do you have over there?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Just dogs you got? I thought you had the weird
frogs too, Not anymore. I had to get the weird
frogs and they weirded me out.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Those white ones they stay forever. How many give my
kids that for their birthday?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
They are truly God's mistake. There shouldn't be allowed to
They're freakish. Remember these. I think I had the fire
belly toads for the longest time.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Aren't those poisonous?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
The ones I don't know. I don't think so. The
ones had the bearded dragon, didn't we have? You and
I both had to go get dusted crickets or something,
and they had to be alive because these evil those
are better the evil lizards. Unless they're alive, they wouldn't
eat the crickets or something. They're like the Cajun fries
at five guys. The original fries are great. You went
a little bit of I'd like my fries dust. Yes,

(51:37):
that's a great analogy. Speaking of fries and food, there
might be a ground swell happening to an NFL stadium
coming this season and also dogs and surfboards and oasis
at Wembley this weekend. They're still uh shows set a record. Yeah,

(51:58):
a buddy of mine went and he had the best
time in the history of the world. Godwin and I
have talked about going to Chicago to see him. Well,
we're not going to We've just talked about it, honest,
thank you. Let's get we'll find out about the Oasis
concert at Wembley. Also, something that happened to me in
real life is in the news. Whoa have you ever

(52:20):
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Speaker 3 (53:46):
You heard about this, Christy today I learned about it
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Speaker 1 (53:54):
Wow, can't that be a switch? Yeah? What is it? Annie?
What are you doing with that hammer? Yeah? Okay, hopefully
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Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. There's Josh

(54:17):
Arnold there, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGhee and Tom. You're going to
go to an NFL game this season? Do you think?
At some point? I usually go to live and in person,
usually go to quite a few of them. Well, a
lot of times you give your tickets away. I know
that because you're busy. You're a wonderful guy. Go here,

(54:41):
you go, and you only charge me eighty percent of
the face, which I really appreciate. Nice Well, Philadelphia Eagles
World Champs post Eagles Nation. Are you aware of this? Tom?
All the teams have followed by Nation. Eagles Nation posted
a photo of the the menu at some place called

(55:03):
Chickis and Peats food stand inside of Lincoln Financial Field.
Chickis and Pets is a chain of sports bars in
the Philadelphia area. If you were to get a table
at Chickies and Pets a single serving, well, let's go
down some of the prices for food.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
That's the This is a restaurant inside this and you
can watch the game while you're eating.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
These are concessions buy and large at Lincoln Financial Field,
and the price, the story is average, average Joe can't
afford him. I think you'll agree. Chicken cutlets, that's what
they're called. I don't know if they're deep fried. I
don't know what kind of sauce they come with. I
don't know who's cooked them. Nobody asked cutlets seventeen dollars,

(55:51):
order of cutlets, crab fries seventeen fifty, Buffalo cutlets seventeen dollars.
A cup of cheese, ramikin of cheese four bucks. Whoa
domestic beer? A can of Miller Lite eighteen fifty A large,
that's that's steep. Let's say a large diet diet soda

(56:15):
twelve fifty. Come on, A diet is twelve fifty. Regular
soda nine to fifty, bottled water seven to seventy five.
Why would the diet soda cost more because it's sugar
tax ordered order? I don't know, just saying is there
a sugar tax might be, but that would be the

(56:38):
opposite though.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
No, he said diet was cheaper than the regular.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Oh no, no, no, regular, regular cheaper regular soda nine
fifty diets twelve fifty.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
I heard it backwards.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Sugartown. Remember Sugartown. Shut shut shoot shure shoot shot going down,
just Sugartown. Remember that sugar shack. Sugar is a sugar shack.
Is Sugartown. That sugar shack.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Maybe diet soda sell more than the regular soda, so
they're making more money.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
So they go sh just just sure they go shifts ship.
The guy who sings sugar shack is that, Oh yeah, yeah,
I think a lady though, I think, well, we may
be thinking of different songs. The sugar shack is definitely
the guy who said, I know he sugar ship shot

(57:27):
shot shot, that's it because I don't hate it, but
he creeps me out, Sir.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
There's a crazy beyond.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Right there. That that cheesy What is that? It's like
an electric piccolo sound of shoving it down his throat.
I don't know. Here we go and everybody calls it
the shug shack. Sugar Yeah, got Jimmy Gilmer, it's just.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
This part made out of Here comes espresso, coffee taste
mighty good.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
And he puts the X in espresso, which I love.
Right good, Go ahead, get out of here. If you
went to a coffee shop there we do that. Maybe
I'm thinking of a different sugar shack.

Speaker 8 (58:30):
There's this cute.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
It's a girl and she goes ship. That's the difference.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Is that a real flute or maybe a recorder?

Speaker 3 (58:42):
What is out in nineteen sixty three? Jimmy Gilmore or
Jimmy Gilmour and the fire malls?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Hmmm?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
I think he was a one one.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
I think mighty good. Oh, you just want to put
him in the face. You want to throw those espresso
right in his eyes? How was it a coffee shop
not too long ago? And that you go what you
walk in and you log out of the Wi Fi? Yeah,
and there was something espresso and it says no X

(59:16):
and I thought it was expresso most of my life.
Oh right, Sorry. I wonder if anybody has espresso. Espresso
like the first laxative. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I think it's kind of a natural laxative anyway, isn't
it not?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Lately?

Speaker 4 (59:32):
For me?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I don't know what really? Yeah, you know, you don't
call it a two shots of espresso. You don't call
it the old bowel ringer. I had an issue last week,
but it's all cleared up now good. You might have
heard the tearing last night about eight thirty. You know
what you should do, and I'm not hiding. You know
what you should do? Anima baby? No, I'm fine, wet

(59:52):
and wild? Oh yeah? Would you do an on air
colon oscar? I mean not as can be? Sorry? What's
it called? When they get the hikeronic? I will because
I know it's illegal in the state. I think, can
you imagine getting busted for that? Well, we're going on
in a run today. Good cannabis? No, no, no, no
high colonic. There's some sort of you have to have
it in a certain place and obviously, but I'm sure. Yeah, yeah,

(01:00:16):
the facility that you have, good head, you're performed. I
forgot how to watch my words while I'm talking. I'm
going to drink a lot of coffee. Make that girl

(01:00:39):
love me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
When I put on some trash, you can understand the track.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
Gotta get back?

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Do that? Can you mention this guy dirty talking? Oh? Hey, hey,
you wanted to let me put my thing in your thing?
All right? How's that cannot touch? We don't have to
go in that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
I don't think he's anybody you can touch my thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
All right? You like my thing? It tastes mighty good.
All right, you're loving the brought up. That's you're the one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Well, that's why he's going.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I don't think it's somebody, that's what are you thinking.
I'm thinking there's a girl who says, just shi ship.
I know it's a song. I don't sure I have
I have, I'll look for it. If you google that,
you're gonna get a a coprophiliac related Sorry, thanks for

(01:01:37):
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Chat Champion Champion Windows or as I say, Champion Winders
Champion Save now dot Com. That's Champion Winds People. Thousands
gathered in Virginia to watch the Hinkatig. Is that how
we're saying that. I would try to rephrase that. How

(01:02:20):
does it shinktag? All right? C h I N C
O T.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
E A g ui.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
I don't know what that is. Probably I'm assuming that
the ch is a sha sound. Maybe that's where you're
getting this. No, it's a shift sound. I think it's
there's isn't it? Isn't it shined shinkotigue shinkti shin caatigue.
I would think that the co would have anyway, because
there's another one. It's the wild ponies compete in the
one hundredth swim across the Astigu River. Oh, Astigue Channel.

(01:02:51):
I'm sorry, Acetigue. It's the Atague that's what it is. Oh,
it's not the channel? What a? What about this story
is going through having to pronounce these words, I'm sure
according to the fire department, And shouldn't is in it again?
Full number thirty six was the champion of the short

(01:03:13):
channel swim and Crown King Neptune. We had a story
about the Assetague Channel not too long ago. Oh really,
it's near the asset To Mouth fork in the river.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Fork.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
What is he trying? No, it's it's a S S
A T E A g u wee. Now look look
at the photograph there. It's all those ponies, beautiful folds,
and they live and they live on this island right
all year round. Just I mean, just fundraisers so people
come to see. Look at that apple loose on the left.
I mean that is just a birthday, Like I know
anything about this. The tradition began in nineteen twenty five,

(01:03:55):
one hundred years ago, tom as a way to raise
money for places Volunteer fire Company. The horses were made
famous in the nineteen forty seven classic children's novel mist
Misty of Shakha by author Marguerite Henry. Oh. Not familiar
with that, No, not at all horse tome. But I'm

(01:04:16):
trying to find more about them. You guys know me.
I love my horses. I think this should be or
could be a good place to start the book burning
with this book Misty of Apparently it is loaded with bestiality.
What if that was one review of anything, by the way,
loaded with loaded h Officials in Virginia in nineteen eighty

(01:04:41):
four tried to curb sunbathing on Assateague Island. Oh and
then a gentleman by the name of Turner Stokes a
prominent nudist and newcom turner Stokes prominent nudia and a
prominent nudist and nudist activists. Because you want your nudists

(01:05:01):
to be relatively very very active and the new the scene,
he would. He created promotional materials, including T shirts emblazoned
with bare acetigue. My best selling T shirt was printed
emblazoned all on the front. Hey my eyes are up here.

(01:05:22):
Oh that's very good, sir, it's very good. No, one
hundred cops, this is this gentleman's obituary. I'm sorry to
hear that you done gets Do nudist get buried in
the nude?

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
That's a great question.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
I kind of hope. So, I mean, I don't think
I think it's a rule.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
But no open casket.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I bet, I bet, I bet they do. I I've
bet an immediate family are the only ones that know it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
No, they wouldn't do an open casket.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Well, they have the ones that are, you know, like
the jeeps, the jeeps that have the half top. Sure
do you want to see it? Actually it's called a cab,
I believe. Casket in the business is called a cab,
half cab, full cab, full cab is close casted, I believe,
and half cab is open, wow, or maybe full cabs
both ends open, so you can see their fate. These

(01:06:10):
nice shoes on now last look see anyway, it is
the actigue. I think we're pronouncing it right as s
A T e A. Well, that's not the one we
were worried about. It was shit And I found the
song shin critigue. Oh the ship ship I think I found. Okay,
it's a girl. I'm sure it's good. It might be

(01:06:31):
Nancy Sinatras. I think that's exactly correct, is it? Yeah?
Give me a second, you can install doing something long.
The World Dog Dog Surfing Championships took place in No
Cow Over the weekend. Twenty canons took to the waves
in Pacifica for the annual contest, draws thousands of spectators
to Pacifica State Beach. I'd love to see that movie.

(01:06:51):
It was about a particular breed of surfing dog. Though,
what was it? You guys never saw Pointer break, never
saw that? You didn't guys, You guys never rented Point
Did they wear masks? Former President? That would look so
great on paper? This is gonna kill judges looked for

(01:07:12):
how long the dogs remained on their boards, which looked
effortless to the video. I saw how long they held
their balance and whether they performed any tricks while surfing.
The top dog named Moon Doggie Final overall champions were
chocolate labradors. I think it's coko, wouldn't it be? Think

(01:07:35):
and CoA? I know is dark chocolate? Right, that's how
much sweet ergo chocolate? P d uh PD the West
he to comb the gold in the small dog category.
Isa of five year old French bulldog Buller won the
single surfer heat for medium sized dog. It's you've got

(01:07:56):
to watch these videos. A bulldog on a surfboard. Real funny,
they're all I assume that they have lifeguards out there
and dog lifeguards, well, I said, I whistle and advisors
dogs wearing a whistle.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
And visor their little zinc nosed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
I was wanting to have my dog wore a visor.
They did not take to You got to start them
early when they're puppies, so they're used to the advisor
on there. That's right, That's right, okay, chick. I think
this may be the song, let's hear it. I can't wait.
Not sugar shack, but something called Sugartown. Yes, sugar, that's
what I said. You did? You sold me on sugar shack.

(01:08:31):
Oh like dude, ship ship ship. I got some troubles,
but they wound left. This is it is that nasty
right down, not just boots.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Troubles past because I'm shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Shoo shoes, sugar. I bet you had fun with this.
It's more of a shore than a ship. I will
tell you the firs. I heard shaving Cream. I lost
my mind. She had a sequel of this called flower Town,

(01:09:11):
the whole baking theme.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
How you remember all this? Mind blowing?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
You probably have some song will bring back?

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Had you heard that song before?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
I don't think i'd heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
I think I had either the only.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Other Nancy Sinatra song I know of besides that these
boots are made for walking? Is that bang bang at
the beginning of Kill Bill? He shut me down? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't think that was her. It was the relation
father daughter. Yeah, okay, she has those who don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
She hosts a show on the channel and great he's
still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Yeah yeah, it still looks great to Let's not be.
Let's not be. I'm worried about her calling in No,
there's no difference between her and Catchers.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Are you familiar with Joann Cassidy. Yeah, yeah, she just
turned eighty and she did a photo shoot in Malibu.
It's amazing. She looks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
She was on show. Uh uh six feet under. She
was on there and Bill something about Bill. She's a
buffalo Bill, the one with Dadney Coleman. Yeah, answers Dodger.
Sure looks, good boy. Yeah, is uh just a gorgeous
just a real knockout good lord, Yes, sir, looks every

(01:10:35):
every second of.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
How old is Nancy Sinatra?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Right there? Too old? How did you see it's on
a sad note? Did you see the yeah from w
k r P. Yeah, the former missus Burke Reynolds. I
thought she was already dead. Oh you did. That's me though.
That's a shame. But she had the widest cleavage I've
ever seen in my life. Oh yeah, some would say

(01:11:01):
you could lay a state board between her books.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Was she digest days before her eightieth birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
People Lost? She was perfectly cast in that show. Never
is the ultra high maintenance secretary.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Yes, but very smart. Remember she saved the show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
According according to the script, well as opposed to according
to what Well real life okay, okay, real dumb Coming up,
we have the comedians Greg Warren. We're joining us comedian
Reno Collier. You ever have to use a pair of
pliers instead of your steering wheel? Well, it happened. I'll

(01:11:40):
tell you how it ended. Uh, And it's something that
I have witnessed. I think you almost preferred that. What.
I think you're really close to that nice car you
have taking the steering wheel out, putting a pair of
channelocks on there, aren't you. You can't do that anymore.
There's too much electronics in the steering wheels. But back
in the day, my buddy Paul did that. I couldn't

(01:12:00):
believe it. My buddy Nick did it, and we got
to school just fine. I was terrified if the channel
that comes undone, this car is going to go where
it wants to go. And remember when the car dealership
around here they brought us a car that had the
radio controls in the steering wheel, and we lost our minds,
couldn't believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Now do you use yours in the steering wheel?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Oh? Yeah, I don't. I don't, well, I because I
can reach the twelve inches out, So your yours is
just like mine. It's hand motions. You really don't have
to touch anything. What Yeah, he doesn't know this, but
you're kidding me. No, you go like this to advance
a song or rewind and you spin your finger around
for volume. Minority report in your car a little bit.

(01:12:41):
Don't know exactly. Yeah, I have no idea. Yeah, I know.
Really should read the manu. We are in the Aurelioto
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Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold,
Christy Lee Hayes, Cosmy I Chick, Hello Tom, how are
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Now the O'Reilly Auto Part stud We're coming up. We're
to talk with comedian Greg Warren, comedian Reno Callier. Right
now we go back to the sports desk. One more,

(01:13:27):
one more, one more stupid world record. Oasis fans set
a record over the weekend at Wembley, their fans drank
so much beer that they set a new record. Fans
of the band drank two hundred and fifty thousand pints. Wow,
And as we know, pint is sixteen pints of Pound

(01:13:54):
fourteen Killer and Pound nine and according to reports, the
figures significantly outpacing those sold at last year's Coldplay shows.
Went around one hundred and twenty thousand pints were sold
and Taylor Swift just forty thousand pints. Well, well, a

(01:14:16):
lot of teenagers there, Yeah, but well I'm sorry, what
did otis? How many hundred and fifty that wouldn't even
be a Green Bay Packer pregame? Come on, step up.
It's hard to hard to tell how many in the
NFL they're all tailgating. Yeah, they bring them in. Man, Man,
they had a pre got a pregame. No way to

(01:14:37):
keep earth. Are you thinking to go to see Oasis
when they're in me? Ah? No, I'm not, Josh, you
said you might. Uh, We've talked about it. They're not
one of my favorites, but I do like them and
they were Are they going to be closed? They were
like one of the bands of my generation high school
those those songs were anthems, although I'm concerned how much

(01:14:59):
I like sham Paying Supernova. Yeah, I like all that.
A lot of it's nonsense, but I like it. But
it also brings back good memories. It's one of those things, Okay,
But they do have a handful of songs I think
are genuinely great.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
In Chicago, right, that's probably Do you ever have to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
You know, fill up a girl to Oasis song? H boy?
There may have been a makeout session or two to
either Wonderwall or Champagne Supernova. Those would have been yeah,
all right, yeah, how about the sugar shock? Making that
with me is mighty good, mighty good. If you're just

(01:15:35):
joining us, you're lucky because you're not gonna have to
suffer to me playing sugar shack. And that's that's sports
Lead Sports. Let's check in with Christie Lee. She's at
the SIOWAC Insurance News desk. Christie, what's happening?

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Mental health experts say there's a trend out there called
man keeping? Are you aware of this? I have not
heard of this, leaving many women emotionally drain Josh oh,
no mind? By Stanford researcher doctor Angelica pussio Ferrara.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Oh ho, ho, time out. What's her last name?

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Her name is doctor Angelica puusio Ferrara.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
I believe that's pussyo Ferra. Doesn't sound like a really
exotic car a Puusio Ferrara. I'm driving the Pussio Ferrara. Yeah,
he's a pussy wagon. Smell my elbows, she says.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
The term refers to women managing the emotional needs of
the men in their lives. Let's terrible, like handling their
stress or encouraging friendships. A major factor in all of this, apparently,
is men's shrinking social circles.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Phew, and you're going to say something else was shrinking.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
In nineteen ninety, half of American men leaned on friends
during personal struggles. By twenty twenty one, only twenty percent
did so. As a result, many women became their partner's
sole emotional support, essentially acting as a therapist to them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
You don't have to do this. These men have only
fans women that they can talk to. Right, and also,
the NFL season is about to start, so emotions be
damned to tune in the games.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Experts urge men to strengthen male friendships and share emotional
burdens more broadly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Okay, do you think you do that? Yeah? I think
I'm fine in that category.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Yeah, yeah, you're the most healthy emotionally mental.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Really, I mean it's you think he's the most Yes,
you don't think not in the world, not in in
this circle. Yes. Yeah, admittedly the chips the chimps are
running the boat here, but he's the one that are you. Yeah,
you're probably never mind. This seems like BS to me. Well, no,

(01:17:51):
I think women do feel that they need to do
that sometimes, and maybe they are with partners who are
unable guys.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
For some guys, don't do you hang out with the
guys very often?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
I've got to lunch casually. Women don't need their emotions managed,
they need they don't need guys to manage their emotions.
They just need guys to listen about the emotions, which
just sucks. Are you even aware that there's such a
thing called an emotional quotion? Do you know about I

(01:18:24):
didn't know about that. I'm too busy dealing with other things.
I mean, this is this is, this is being a
spouse to someone anyway you're going to be Yeah, well,
of course you're given keeping it sounds like someone's trying
to sell a book. It does smack of that. I
like the way you're pronouncing it's giving it the respect

(01:18:44):
it deserves. Well, the thing about it, this isn't a
new idea. This isn't anything new, Like Tom said, this
is this is kind of how it works. Your your
significant other wants you to support them emotionally. No kidding,
But I don't know that you need to encourage guys

(01:19:04):
to have more friends. Guys have as many friends as
they want, that's the thing. Yeah, they don't. If they
want more friends, they'll make them. If they don't, they want.
So maybe he's just not that into having friends. Yeah, yeah,
that's possible. Yeah, Well, well I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
I don't I don't see you guys doing a lot.
I don't see Tom, especially doing a lot with the guys,
like going to a game or Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
But why is there whatever he's doing works for him?
I know, so why Yeah, maybe he is a man keeper.
He doesn't. You don't need any more friends, do you?
I have dogs, have kids. Yeah, that's the thing. They
have to be my friend. It's kind of yeah, maybe
that that Yeah, accidentally, in both categories, if they're not

(01:19:51):
your friends. You don't feed them. Some might say they
owe you. Yeah, well, what's coming up, Christy Lee.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
We have a tattooed guy in the news who says
it makes him unable to watch porn.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Filthy, filthy people tattoos. Oh well when you see this guy?
What I have nine tattoos? What what are you talking about?
This guy? Is I mean, is he dirty? No, it's
he's a freak.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
And do you know someone who takes their birthdate very seriously?

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, you not only We are
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Visit Champion Saved now dot com. There's A's Cosby on
Chick McGhee. Hello, Tom, how are you doing great? By
the way, a little something if you've got a few
minutes you want to kill Yes, y I having my
beverage delivered because I'm incapable. You are right now. We

(01:21:32):
have a great video out there. It's the puppets. The
Bob and Tom puppets are back in action. Of all
the ideas you've had, and I've poo pooed many. I
was the first to pooh pooh the puppets until I
saw them. I can't get enough. I'm mad for the puppets.
It's good the puppets. It's an actual segment of our program,

(01:21:53):
except instead of us being here, it's the puppets. Wait
a minute now, Ho ho ho, Slow down and walk
me through that one more time. What's going on? It's
an actual conversation with the puppets. I can't really, we're
talking with the puppets. No, No, they're talking with each other. Well,
the Bob and Tom Show puppets. Have you seen this video?
I have, and I'm giving you a hard time because

(01:22:13):
I think you're being more than obvious about what's going on.
But I know how you like to explain things. Okay,
well I will not man explain it to you, because
you have enough of the essence of a male in
your body to understand it enough. Thank you Tom Genetically
I am. If you got a chance to go to

(01:22:34):
the Bob and Time YouTube channel, I think you'll enjoy it.
It's real funny. Congratulations to Noah for putting that together.
It's really there's so much of very subtle stuff with
the puppets. Keep eyes keep an eye on Godwin's mouth
at one point. Oh yes, it's very very well Noah
and Austin, Yeah, it's very good. Will cry if you
don't mention this. Which one of those? Which one's Austin?

(01:22:57):
He's the one that's always crying. Oh yeah, I thought
his name was Aaron. That's the other. Yeah, don't worry.
You don't speak to any of them. Okay, Well, and
you wanted a little bit of today in history. Of
course I do anywhere I can stop, you know, fine

(01:23:18):
for today. August August kids, you believe that. August four,
Happy Thanksgiving before you know it, Happy Birthday eighteen twenty one.
Louis Voiton of course, uh started as a maker of
giant trunks. Yeah, isn't that is that true? Yeah, big

(01:23:38):
old drunks. You know, one of my favorite Wow, favorite
shows from British television. It's called the Repair Shop and
they bring in things to repair lovely and they brought
in a Lois withhold trunk. Talk price on that show
though that kind of no, No, they don't. Well you know,
my dad said, you have to have to ask im

(01:23:59):
a cost you can't afford it. But they always have
an interesting story. You'd love this show. It's great. Yeah,
it is a great, great story with everything and they
re re conditioned this trunk. It looks beautiful now. It's unbelieved.
Happy Birthday, Louis. He was not one of the famous
Louise that was a president or what king I guess
in France. Yeah, no, not one of those. Uh you

(01:24:22):
know ga. His friends call him Louis or just lou
lou nice a nice new bag if you had lou
nineteen hundred. Happy birthday to the Queen mother.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
Oh right, I don't know where are we.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Mom, who lived one hundred and ninety or something. She
sure did. Yeah, Queen Elizabeth something her mother. Yes, they
call they call her Elizabeth Senior. She she had sex
with George Elizabeth's dad, right right, yeah, that works, I
think so you really filled her upon Elton with Elton

(01:24:59):
John's mother is the queen mother? O? No, she mother
of the queen?

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Sorry? Confused? And didn't George become king because his brother
didn't want it? Abdicated? Yeah, Simpson, he resigned. Do you
ever get a good look at Watson?

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
I know that's why I said that handsome hand.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
What was she doing supplying boys to him?

Speaker 5 (01:25:19):
What was.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
I don't know what. There's a tongue in her she
had something, Yeah, created her northeasterly wind with her mouth.
Maybe nineteen oh one. Happy birthday the great Lewis Armstrong
Cornett player Satchmo. You know why they call him? Why

(01:25:46):
it's short for satchel mouth. His mouth would get so
big it was, Yeah, birthday friend of the show Billy
Bob Thornton, tremendous actor. He sure is.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
How old is he today?

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Seven seven? He is seventy today, born in fifty five Monday.
Let's see what you got. He's got that that terrific
commercial right now for T mobile. Yeah, he's just walking
down a roll and then the back up and he's
in the middle of nowhere and well, yeah, I'll take
your money. Now. Do you know who this one is?
Christy Lee.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Born in sixty eight. Daniel day Kim, Daniel day Kim
one word Lost, Yeah, no, I don't good actor. Yeah,
the brother of Daniel Day Lewis. That's right, the Korean
half brother. Really yeah? Oh yeah. He was in The
Last Airbender, which is a movie about flatulence. Boy, I

(01:26:39):
wish it were I saw that. Oh go a little
not entertaining. Did you ever watch Lost?

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
I watched the first episode A polar bear in the
real mad in the baggage department or a baggage area
of the plane. I go crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
You understand me. You have to go to law school
Lost school that it's very confused. You like the end
of it, didn't you very much? Yeah? I didn't thought
it was Is that the one where he's carrying his
own body? And yeah, I don't remember. I was real confused.
Love every Loved every Second. Nineteen thirty six in the State,

(01:27:17):
Jesse Owens won his second gold medal at the Berlin Olympics.
The Ohio State University grad. Yes, and uh, Hitler, if
you saw the video, not happy, No, he's no fair,
But that's one of the greatest things ever. Yeah. Yeah, uh, well,
let's see Elvis Presley on this date in fifty six,

(01:27:38):
releases the great song hound Dog. I'm sorry now what
was the what? What was the name of the song,
Tom hound Dog Bounded Dog? Would you say that you
don't like us? It was a rocking song. Fun, it's fun,

(01:27:59):
mom right that she wrote one of his biggest hits.
That's nothing. I don't think that's a hound dog. Purple
Rain hit number one in this date in nineteen eighty
four and stayed there for twenty four weeks. I like Prince,
I like most of it, but I like Purple Rain.

(01:28:21):
I care for Purple Rain, which is of course about
a golden shower. Let's see golden rain.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Yeah, that wouldn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Oh you ate a lot of egg plant? Has that happened?
Nineteen ninety one, Metallica's Enter Sandman climbed the US shirts.
Wow it's been that long. Who knew? And finally, in
twenty fifteen, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced their breakup.
I remember where I was because what I laughed very

(01:28:53):
hard at this? Greg Warren and I were like at
the airport or something, and he the you know, the
news was on, right, well, sad news. Out of Hollywood.
Kermit the Frog and mss Viggie have broken up, and
he grabbed both of my arms and goes what he

(01:29:14):
was so concerned? Yeah, well, we'll get to Greg Warren
in a matter of just a few minutes. As a
matter of fact, comedian Greg Warren will be joining us
with the Warren Always look forward to that. Right now,
we return to the Silac Insurance News Deskus Christie Lee.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
The new survey reveals just how important birthday celebrations are
for some Americans. The poll of two thousand US adults
conducted by our friends at Talker Research found one in
five take their birthday quote extremely seriously. Just fifteen percent
of baby boomers but the same level of care into
their birthdays. Twenty percent of respondents through a birthday bash annually.

(01:29:54):
Nearly thirty percent of those polled agreed that it's proper
etiquette to attend someone's birthday bash if they went to yours.
A little over ten percent would actively hold it against
someone for not coming out to celebrate with them.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Okay, first, if this means you get cake at the office,
I'm in, as Jim Gaffigan would say, and his great
piece of butt cake but don't you think after your say, eighteen,
then you do. Okay, twenty one, thirty, forty fifty, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
How do you feel about people who plan their own
birthday parties?

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Fine? I think it's fine. Just don't invite me, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
I think someone should plan your party for you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
No. I like that they're not putting it off on
somebody else. I like that they're just taking control. And yeah, hey,
I'm gonna have a party. It's my birthday, all the party,
all right? I mean, I just the people take it serious.
When I'm turning thirty seven tomorrow, oh, it will stop
the world. In my next life. No one's going to
know when my birthday is, and no one's going to
know who my favorite football team is. I tell you
that right now. The problem has become it's my birthday month. Yeah,

(01:31:04):
that's really I know some people like that. Oh yeah, really.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Well, but I mean I love celebrating my friends. I
think it's sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
If they're going to do that, Yeah, go ahead and
celebrate the home month. Then yeah, you're all right with birthday?
All right? I'm all right with that's really. You know,
it's my birthday month, you know, and tagittarius. I gotta
compete with well, I like all that. I'm a Capricorn.
I gotta compete with I forget? What is it? What
is a December twenty fifth? You're such an answer Christmas.

(01:31:34):
I know that's what I'm saying. A Scorpio or a sagittarius.
I thought, isn't they? Isn't the Chris Christofferson song Jesus
was a Capricorn? I don't know, No, that's the song. Yeah,
I don't know. He could be. I don't know about it. Now,
coming up, we're gonna talk with comedian Greg Warren. Greg's
got some great stuff out there. Are we gonna act
like we're here? When he calls? We're going to just

(01:31:55):
let it. He's got the salesman out there right now.
Why don't we just love gregor renal call each other
and leave us out? Really, I know this sounds like
a crazy idea, but just wait a second. Are you
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The Bob and Tom Show sens you. We're coming back
with comedian Greg Warren and the Warren Report. We're in
the Arrailey Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Good to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
That's Christy Lee, there's Josh Arnold. Are there? Hello, every Donnie.
We're in the Oriley Auto Parts Studios. Thank o'reiley for
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guest there we go. He's the comedian Greg Warre. Greg,

(01:34:48):
we got some love letters about you today. Apparently were
you in Madison over the weekend?

Speaker 6 (01:34:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
I opened for Nate Nate BERGATSI. Yeah, the mister Warren
killed and Nate's Big Dummies tour stop in Madison. Wrights
Connor just writing to give Greg a huge Wisconsin shout out.
So none nice from Madison, Wisconsin from.

Speaker 6 (01:35:17):
Yeah, it was pretty awesome. I'm coming back there one
show October fifth. All right, where are you going to
be at the Comedy Club on State?

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
It's a it's a really really great club. And what
streets on on?

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
Yeah, chick, that's over there on State. You know that
still remains a bucket list club for me?

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
You've not? Yeah, well, why don't you open for Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
Greg said then to talk about phone booths, the history
of phone booths? Yeah, all right, go ahead, what can
open for me anytime you want?

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Buddy? Well, thank you, dude, thank you. You're gonna have
to clean it up a little bit. Uh. Never, where
are the phone booths all these days? Remember the glass
ones with the squeaky door.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
I don't know where Superman changed anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Maybe there's a warehouse full of them. Is that kind
of the New Jersey. I keep telling you guys, I
was just in London, England, and we came upon one,
but it was just the phone booth and nothing in it. Yeah.
The phone boxes they call him over there, the red ones.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Yeah, oh those are don't you want one of those?

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
I would love to have one of those for the
for the contract.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
I know a guy that's got one by his box.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Well he wants to give it to me out of
the kindness of his heart, and yeah, and lift it
over there to my house. I will let it sit
in my living room. So what is the history of
the phone booth. Well, it's got a rich history, of course.

Speaker 6 (01:36:55):
In eighteen seventy six Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone.
In eighteen seven tventy eight, Thomas Doolittle he repurposed a
couple of telepgraph wires that ran from Blackrock to Bridgeport, Connecticut.
There was a phone on each side and uh and

(01:37:15):
an attendant and you could pay fifteen cents to call
the to call Blackrock to Bridgeport.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:37:23):
Yeah, And they had some some wooden sort of booths there.
So that was the first modified phone booth. Fifteen cents
about four fifty today to make that phone call from
one city to another city in Connecticut. Fern sprach Kiisk
in Berlin. That's eighteen eighty one. They had some some

(01:37:47):
phone booths set up and they sold paper tickets. You
had to buy like a like a concert ticket if
you wanted to make a phone call. Yeah, I would
imagine d'moon was probably out there. So you say you

(01:38:08):
want to make a phone call, I mean, I'll tell
you what if you buy a couple of these van Halen,
I'll give you three three phone calls. Where were you
last week? When I was well, yeah, no, I don't
have any blue Oyster cult. Where were you last week?

(01:38:31):
I ate thirty four pair?

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
That was a very fine, underappreciated impression from Fast Fast
Times at Ridgemont High. And didn't you Baketime? It's really
my only one, but it's good, it's strong. And you
met you met the actor once, right, I met, I met.

Speaker 6 (01:38:47):
I met Bob Ramanis Robert Ramanis. Yeah, could not have
been cooler. Told him I was a comedian. He said, oh,
you're a comedian. I'm gonna have to come check you
out sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Is he working much? I haven't seen him anything in
a while. I know he had a good run on
will and Grace back in the day. Yeah. Now are
you in the phone booth thing? Do you have anything
about Steve Jobs in there?

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
I do not?

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Do you do you know something about him? That's kind
of how he got his start, right, Yeah. He developed
a way to record the sound of the coins going
into a phone booth, into a phone and a payphone,
something that would you would fool the phone into thinking
you were actually putting the money in a crook.

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
Yeah, this sounds like stealing, tom, That's not what this
report has ever been about.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Well, that's that's how he got his start, actually with computers.
So uh uh, that's that's fascinating. It's true, And now
we have the iPhone as a result. Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
William Gray eighteen eighty nine was the first coin payphone
that Steve Jobs ripped off. William a year before his
wife fell ill and he needed to make a phone
call to see if he could get her some help.
And he went down to the factory that was the
nearest phone call and they said, well, you don't have

(01:40:24):
a subscription.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Oh. This was in Hartford, Connecticut.

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
And he said, well, she's sick, and he said well,
you don't have a subscription, and eventually they let him
make the phone call. But he felt like that was
he wanted to write that wrong, and he put the
first coin payphone in a bank in Hartford, Connecticut. And
those early phone payphones, guys, it was done on the

(01:40:49):
honor system. You know, you make a phone call and
then they say, okay, the phone call's done. You got
a deposit thirty five or forty five cents.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
Yeah. When did it universally become a dime?

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
I think that was in the twenties of the thirties, Tom,
it was. It was two cents early on, and no
in the in the twenties it was two cents, So
it must have been like the thirties of the forties,
because by the eighties it was a quarter.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
Yeah, because there's that great Jim Crochy song, Oh boy,
oh Operator, that's a terrific song. You never heard that operator.
I've heard that song. Yeah, you're just disdainful of boring,
boring at all. It's tragic dime. Yeah, left, there was
something in do you think that's You think the fact
that it was two cents, that's where the saying, hey,
here's my two cents.

Speaker 6 (01:41:38):
No, not No, that came from I think that there's
a some coin in Britain that's two cents. Oh okay,
And it was yeah, I think it was like I
think that was like self deprecating, like I'm gonna throw
my two cents in, meaning like I don't you know this,

(01:41:59):
this is this opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
It probably isn't worth much. I gotcha, all right, But Josh,
we think alike? I did. I did.

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
When I saw that, I was like, I wonder if
that's I looked it up. It's it's not the case, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
And when did it become a quarter? That was in
the eighties? Do they exist anymore at all? Payphones are there.

Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
Any There's very few. There's none in New York City.
There was four up until twenty twenty three on the
Upper West Side. Some guy Alan something basically had like
the phone booth. Preservation Society thought that they were Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
I bet he really got the ladies. Yeah, I bet
he could probably go on for half an hour about
each of his each of his socks every day. You
don't think You don't think Allen had a heavy social calendar.
Check oh boy up to his neck and poon you know,
he was here's the phone booth preservations. It's all start

(01:42:56):
being able to talk on the phone booth. Phone boos
were very important to Superman, weren't they. Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:43:04):
Yeah, now Josh, he's getting he's racking up public and
decency charges.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Left. I remember, and I think it must have been
the first Superman. Yeah, what did the gag? They did?
The gag was just the half phone booth and he
walked to change and it was like the half it
wasn't the booth, and he rolled his eyes reshigned on. Man,
it doesn't get any funnier.

Speaker 5 (01:43:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:29):
I wonder if he just goes into like a T
mobile and charge and changes now and they're like, what
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
He's like, you guys were the ones who charged. You
caused this? You have a bathroom? Yeah, yeah, you guys
got to give me some you did this. You know
when did they become all glass? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:43:49):
That is because they because they I think I think
in the fifties. I think they were in the fifties.
They went from wood to aluminum in the fifties.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Really, yeah, And they have that.

Speaker 6 (01:44:03):
French folding door is what it's called, yep, to make
space or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
It was opened from the outside. Yeah, so it didn't
open in.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
Yeah, yeah, that was a key. Did you know about
this time?

Speaker 6 (01:44:18):
Around nineteen fifty nine there was this like big thing
on college campus is called phone booth cramming.

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
Oh sure, yeah yeah yeah that was sort of after
the swallowing the live goldfish then I bet you yeah,
done this? No hilarious pictures of that? Yeah, way too claustrophobic.
Did you did you see it done?

Speaker 9 (01:44:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
In movie? Really, but yeah, and that was being done
I think well into the eighties.

Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
Yeaheen fifty nine was the first one in South Africa.
They got twenty five college kids into a phone booth.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Well though they were thinner something. If you were wrong,
I'd say something, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
Josh, you and you and twenty four of your buddies
in college. Don't think you could have done that? But mean,
my my buddy Steve, we did. Yeah, remember this, two
of you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Thankfully I had a corner I could call the fire department.
You ever hear this?

Speaker 6 (01:45:16):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Greg? Uh, he's such a great fight. He wants to
fight him at a phone booth remember that? Yeah, heavyweight fighter? Yeah,
what what does that mean that you're like just real
good inside? Yeah? He does he doesn't want him to
run around and dance, I'll fight you in a phone booth. Yeah,
I like that, that's I like it.

Speaker 6 (01:45:36):
I didn't care for the running around and dancing, although
now that I think about it, as a wrestler, I
was a little bit more of a running around and.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
I was a junker, man, I didn't is that what
they call him? Junkers? What? I was a bit of
a junker? Uh jick? Yeah? Is that a negative they did?
That's a negative term for a wrestler, a junker.

Speaker 6 (01:45:57):
No, it's not necessarily negative. It was probably, you know,
just a little different.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
It was a tactic I think in a way. Yes,
maybe maybe a little bit derogatory. In practice, I could go,
I could do the phone booth thing. I could get
in there. But when it came to the matches, I
was like, I'm gonna see if I can run around
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
Yeah yeah, uh yeah. You know they did a VW,
a beatle, a scramming two. Oh that's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
I was never a part of anything. Well, I know
there was.

Speaker 6 (01:46:35):
My Ted used to cram a lot of us into
a VW beatable to go to wrestling practice.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
I remember that.

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
Nineteen fifty seven, they tested drive up payphones in uh,
Alabama and Chicago. Some of these, uh, some of these
uh used to be payphones. They've repurposed them for some
pretty funny stuff. Germany they have a tell a disco.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:47:08):
Yeah, just it's a one one person uh disco tech. Yes,
really go in there and play some music.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
And dance, okay by yourself? Yes? Well yeah, well Iceville
boogie they do that again. Man, that was awesome boogie. Yeah,
didn't they havn't. A number of restaurants tried the thing
where you sit down at a table and there's a
payphone there and it calls the waiter or whatever. And

(01:47:39):
other tables. Yeah. We've had a couple of stories of that,
and yeah. Oh the other tables I've heard of Yeah, yeah,
those have never really taken off.

Speaker 6 (01:47:49):
Japan they have a vertical goldfish aquarium that's uh used
to be a phone.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Booth, Uh, is it? Yeah, Yeah, that'd be cool.

Speaker 6 (01:48:00):
I think it's neat. Yeah, out of all the stuff,
that seems the coolest of all of this.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
Very carefully when you clean it. You can't just open
the door, don't remember, you can't open the door this
after we put the understand.

Speaker 6 (01:48:20):
In Scotland they have a thing called the wei bar.
It's a tiny, a tiny, little, tiny little bar that's
a there used to be a phone.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
Yeah, I mean the.

Speaker 6 (01:48:37):
I think a lot of these phone booths, uh are
now wei bars. And then exactly I think I think
even when they were in operation, that's why chick, I
know you want an old phone booth, but it was
a urinal at one time.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Did you ever walk by a phone booth and stick
your finger in the change thing to see if there
was any money? Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:49:04):
Always, definitely, Yeah, that was a thing. Yeah, yeah, and
I found some sometimes, yeah, every now and again. It
was a real real treat, is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
I can't remember the last time I used one. When
did they when did they sort of start fading quickly?

Speaker 6 (01:49:23):
But well, in nineteen seventy three they invented the cell phone.
It took to eighty three before it went on the market.
The first cell phone was four grand and eighty three. Yeah,
it was like the inventor and Gordon Gecko.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:49:42):
And then I think back when were cell phones like
probably the you know, two thousand, I think they started
going down a phone boosts everybody started pulling out of
that market in the around twenty ten.

Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
Maybe there's not many left. There was.

Speaker 6 (01:49:58):
There was two million phones booths in the US in
nineteen ninety nine, five percent of that in twenty eighteen,
and I bet you were down to next to nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Wow. Yeah, the iPhone's not quite twenty years old, so
and that kind of changed everything.

Speaker 6 (01:50:18):
Right, But I remember having you guys had cell phones
before the iPhone, right, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
Yes, I had a car in car phone yep. Oh man,
you were one of those guys. Oh yeah, those were
those were a douchebag. Yeah. Yeah, Well, Josh, I would
call my voicemail, which is also I now never listened to.
But I call my voicemail and I get a message off, Hi,
this is Josh Arnold. You remember me. I was a
commuting and then I can just click it right off.

Speaker 6 (01:50:43):
Yeah, I see Tom, you know they you know, in
the nineteen nineties, they were a lot of people thought
that phone booth's facilitated crime.

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:50:55):
That's what Tom always said?

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
Or affairs Christian knows the story. There was a gas
station I used to go to the I don't know
about you, Greg, I tend to go to the same
places to get gas and food and park place. Anyway,
it was I had my favorite gas station and there
was at that gas station in the parking lot of
freestanding phone phone booth. And I remember when this guy

(01:51:18):
drives up, he's on his cell phone, parks the car,
gets out, walks over to the payphone and makes a
phone call. Now I something's going He's either having a
having an affair, or it's a drug deal, right right,
or he just likes variety. You know this signal too clear?
Let me pull over it. Yeah, well, I think I

(01:51:38):
think you're right, because they started.

Speaker 6 (01:51:41):
There was a thing that went down in nineteen sixty seven,
some guy, Charles Katz placed some illegal gambling bets on
a cell phone and they tapped it. And then that case,
you know, went all the way up to I think
Supreme Court, and they were like, is that public are private?
And pretty quickly they were allowed to tap to wire

(01:52:03):
tap cell phones if they had And if you guys
have ever seen the show The Wire which I think
is the best television show ever. All about that?

Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
Okay, now, yeah, Google Steve Jobs in his early career
at the h rigging the payphones, I don't want to
google that. They'll think I'm trying to do some illegal
stuff too. I'm not sure that technology really is necessary anymore.
You don't have to fool a payphone that you're trying
to make a long distance call and not pay the bill.

(01:52:34):
Greg Warren is our guest. Greg, you got some more
gigs coming up?

Speaker 6 (01:52:38):
Yeah, quite a few, men. I We just added a
third show in Charleston next week, which I'm excited about.
Which Charleston, Charleston's South Carolina. Okay, excellent.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
I know you guys got a lot of fans down there,
and yeah, yeah, where are you playing down there? WIT's end?
Oh I'm doing that could be read that could be
read on a two ways wit send. Yeah, you want
to make sure you have a good show there, because
that's just begging some headline writer. Well it ended last

(01:53:09):
Friday night when Greg Warren took the stage.

Speaker 6 (01:53:12):
Boy, you know, I can't remember the last time they
wrote an article on the in the paper about my act.

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
So I will either way, Tom, I think I'm winning there.
By the way, comedian is boffo. Last time. Greg Warren's
act is terrific. You can see some of his recent
work the salesman on Nate Bargatsi's network. And prior to that,
let's see, I think did I tell you that I
ran into a guy and he was a he's a
farmer and has like one hundred and fifty thousand acres

(01:53:40):
in Kansas and turned him onto the Greg Warren comedy
because you've got to where the field corn grows. Poor guy.
Another another muscles the champ. Yeah, yeah, So check it
out with mister Greg Warren. Thanks Greg, always a pleasure.
Thanks guys, good to talk to you right now. I
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This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
Absolutely delicious. Well, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
Your adject abuse is wonderful. Punk.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Oh, are you still having the edibles at night? They're
starting to really sneak into your day after you know that, right?
You know? The only edible I had last night was
a sweet corn and it was great. Did you do
it in the microwave? And the first the first great
sweet corn of the years?

Speaker 3 (01:55:48):
All you eight with sweet corn?

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
I had some lettuce, so amazing, that's just wonderful.

Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
You didn't have an hamburger?

Speaker 1 (01:55:58):
Have you seen have it out there? That's jealous? Have
you seen the way they you can cut off the
end of an ear of corn all you don't have
to peel it, and you microwave it, microwave it, and
then you when it's done, you just squeeze it out
and it's just all comes out, no hair on it
or anything. It's amazing. You need to go on line
and find that. I'm confused. Instead of shucking the corn, yeah,

(01:56:19):
you just leave it in the husks, cut one end
off right or something.

Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
You put a little bit of water underneath the steam
it underneath one of the.

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
But then can you then do you eat it off
the cob?

Speaker 3 (01:56:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
Yeah, well where else?

Speaker 3 (01:56:33):
How else would you do it?

Speaker 9 (01:56:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:56:35):
Then you stick your head in the microwave and suck
the corn off the floor of the microwaves. Well, you're
just really delicious though. Your corn skewers do they look
like corn cobs? I love those? You have to you
have to have them? Yeah, yeah, I don't want to
know somebody who doesn't have the corn. I have those,
and I also have they look like little keys on
the end. Those are fun.

Speaker 3 (01:56:56):
I have some that look like globes of so post
to no corn cobs.

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
You gotta be the now. Do you ever any.

Speaker 3 (01:57:02):
Sugar in your water when you're boiling your corn?

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
No, you're supposed to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:57:05):
Yes, I recommend it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Yeah, makes it even.

Speaker 3 (01:57:08):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
I got to write all these tips down. I have
no idea you ever put any sugar in your water?
Whiskey and your tea? Questions me? Mama told me not
to come. Don't you dare come? Don't come?

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
Son o, three dog? I were at the fair recently.
You didn't stick around to see that three Dog not?

Speaker 1 (01:57:28):
Yeah, that's a great Randy Newman song that they cover.
Do a nice, nice job. But we're talking to Christy Lee.
She's right over there at the Silent Insurance news desk,
and we missed anything.

Speaker 3 (01:57:36):
Britton's most tattooed man claims he cannot access porn because
his tattoos confuse the New Age verification system that right.
Since July twenty fifth, horn sites in the UK must
conduct strict age checks, which involve asking users to supply
a credit card and a photo ID that matches a selfie.

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
Oh, I see.

Speaker 3 (01:57:58):
The man's name is Matthew Wheelan. He has changed his
name to King of Inkland, King Body Art the Extreme Ink.
He's reportedly the most tattooed man in the UK and
says the system thinks he is wearing a mask and
bars him from using any porn.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
I like the King of Inkland. That's only the first
part of it. That's his legal name. We had this
guy in the news a few years ago when they
wouldn't issue him a passport.

Speaker 3 (01:58:27):
The system also denies the photo and legal name on
his ID.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
Yeah they Yeah, I mean this is kind of what
happens these You make sacrifices when you decide to be
a canvas. Yeah. His entire face is minute. It's really
scary looking. Yeah, it gets to be off putting, doesn't it. Yeah,

(01:58:52):
if you met him, and would it be possible for
you to have any convert station with him other than
why all the tattoos? What were you thinking? Or like
you could ask what's your favorite football team? You have?

Speaker 6 (01:59:09):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
Just are you marrying? You? Just do you do you
ignore that? I think you do?

Speaker 3 (01:59:14):
Would you talk to him.

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
I don't think you. I think that might be a
circumstance in which it might be appropriate. There he is, okay,
you know what I stand corrected. I don't want anything
to do with it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:59:23):
Yeah, would you be scared or fascinated and want to
talk to him?

Speaker 1 (01:59:28):
I don't know. That's just something went wrong, Yeah, something
went wrong. One of his eyes is even inked, which
they say, unless you love being blind, don't do that. Yeah,
he's got his eyeball black. It's just hideously. I've always
heard that once you get one tattoo, that's not enough
you need to get you start getting them. And I
stopped at eight or nine or that's even bumper stickers

(01:59:49):
seem to be addicted. But the yeah, that's okay. That's
his whole face is kind of blue and just really awful. Yeah. Yeah,
he's a so. So he's saying that the technology that
recognizes you on a porn site or whatever it is,
this filter so that the government knows you're eighteen, you

(02:00:10):
won't recognize him. You think that that would be very recognizable. Yeah,
but it doesn't match his ID, right, he needs to
get a new ID that will not match. Okay, yeah,
but do you think that so they do this in
the states now right, some states, most of the porn
sites you have to have a depends on what state
you live in. For instance, Missouri you don't, Indiana you do,

(02:00:32):
so you drive over there. I've been known to whack
it at a uh welcome the rest of the welcoming
rest area centers, now that I can do about it.
A welcome center you get. But don't you think and
if you do that, or aren't you going on some list?
If you do that, don't you think what kind of list? Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
If you what if you it at a rest center?

Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (02:00:55):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
If you insert your ID to go on some porno site,
maybe I haven't done it. I don't care. And I
know we joke about but my interest in porn has
waned so significant. Do you think that Tom will never
ever ever admit to anyone that he's masturbated? That's what
I Yeah, he has, And it's kind of lame. Why
don't you just tell us the last time? I just finished? Well,

(02:01:18):
now you're now you're being silly. No, that would be
concerning to me to have to insert my driver's license.
You don't know where that's going. Yeah, I don't love
that idea. I haven't done it. The people who are
the people who want to show you the movie? All
hands on, Dick, I'm not sure I trustworthy? Are with
my driver's license information in my credit card? What's the

(02:01:39):
name of that? All hands on, Dick. He's got kind
of a navy theme. Well, yes, the wax within the army. Uh.
Coming up, we have the escaping monitor Lizard. It's very scary.
We have a brawl at Chuck e Cheese and Hot Dogs.

(02:02:02):
Hot Dogs on the road again. We're the Rally Auto
Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (02:02:07):
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Speaker 1 (02:02:19):
Fair coming up, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Hello, it's
John Charnold's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.
Signed Chickpigee. Hello Tom. We're just talking at the great
comedian Greg Warren about something. And before we get to

(02:02:40):
Reno Collier apparently been kicked out of his house. He's hey, Reno,
didn't even see you up there? Are you in your garage?
That your garage? Yes, sir, I am.

Speaker 4 (02:02:49):
I got a house full of kids in summertime. I'm
out here with the popsickles on the whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:02:55):
And the lawnmower. I have that same lawnmower, I.

Speaker 1 (02:02:57):
Think, do you Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:03:02):
Yeah, I got a what else is back there? There's
my bike, yeah, and drying my work gloves on the handlebars.
Welcome to my garage, everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
Within five minutes. How long have you been up? Four? Huh? Yeah. Well,
we were talking with Greg Warren about payphones and I
was trying to remember who it was, and I looked
it up. J. Paul Getty was one of the wealthiest
men in the world, and he had a payphone installed
in his mansion for his guests to use. He was

(02:03:34):
so cheap, that's right. And he had locks on the
dials of his regular phones so his guests couldn't make
long distance phone. How do you not name a kid
spy if your last name is Geddy? Well, there was
the remember that there was the character. There was the
character J. Pauline Spaghetti in one of those cartoons. I

(02:03:55):
don't remember that. Yeah, I forget which one it was.
I can I can certainly find out. And then the
Steve Jobs thing is true too. He developed that blue
box and that's so he he famously said there'd be
no Apple had it not been for him and Whiste
figuring out a way to uh hack payphones back in
the early seventies so they wouldn't have to put money

(02:04:17):
into make long distance calls, and he sold them to
kids on college campuses they could call home for free.
And I like that leads to Apple computers. Reno, Now
you're gonna be doing a secret project. I guess it's
been moved to next month. Is that correct, Yes, sir,
it has.

Speaker 4 (02:04:34):
I'm sorry, buddy, it's uh we're gonna do it in September,
and uh so I'll take the off for a little
while and then you can't discuss the nature of it
now I can't. Man, they're still doing this stuff with
the network. But it's gonna be. It's gonna be killer.
I am so a couple of real quick questions. You
don't have to answer them, Will you be fully clothed
for I just got everything for all of it except

(02:04:57):
one episode, and I'm not kidding. I'm kind of I've
been at the gym. That's why my bike is out again.
As soon as I heard that, They're like, you're gonna
d row But I was like, oh, dude, this is
gonna look like putting. You know, I gotta do something.
I'm trying to do it as I'm trying to lose
weight as fast as I can. Oh, well, yeah, it's

(02:05:17):
not It sucks, it's not happening.

Speaker 1 (02:05:19):
It just you know, you know what's good for losing weight,
to start smoking again? That'll do it.

Speaker 3 (02:05:24):
Yeah, it helps appetite.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
What do you mean again? Yeah, shut up? What do
you mean starts?

Speaker 4 (02:05:31):
No, that's a great idea. Check if I was so
start again because I quit twenty years ago, any insurance
policy would surely know that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:38):
I can't imagine. Our guest is comedian Reno. Call here
and are you gonna do any road gigs this month?
Or did?

Speaker 3 (02:05:45):
You can't say?

Speaker 4 (02:05:46):
I am no, man, I'm I'm gonna be at the
Grand Sierra Resorting Casino in Reno, Nevada this Friday, and
I'm gonna be in Laughlin, Nevada on Saturday at the
Edge Lounge, and I'm gonna let Larry the cable guy,
do like an hour guess at Oh yeah, yeah, and
then we're going to Huron, South Dakota and Deadwood, South

(02:06:07):
Dakota at the end of the month.

Speaker 6 (02:06:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
So yeah, man, now plugging along, can you get him
to uh, maybe have a huge sign out in front
of the casino that says Reno and huge letters in
Reno and you're standing there.

Speaker 4 (02:06:21):
I already set that up. It's going to be written
everywhere when I get there.

Speaker 1 (02:06:26):
Your name's Reno. I know, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:06:28):
You know how annoying that is. Honest to God, it
is the most annoying. If I could skip one city
in the country, it would be there.

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
That's why.

Speaker 4 (02:06:39):
Oh you know what, Josh, how about five more minutes
of that?

Speaker 1 (02:06:41):
Buddy? I met the boss kid? What it is we
were conceived here? Where you conceived? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
I was right underneath a golden nugget. My mom was
a prostitute, my dad was a street preacher, and that's
how I became a comedian.

Speaker 1 (02:06:58):
Damn. What is the slogan of the city slogan Arena?
Isn't it the biggest little something little city? Yeah, the
biggest little city in the world, in the world in
the world. Yeah, whole world. That should be great coming
up this Friday with later the cable guy. Time Now
for an exercise in deeply thought out commentary. Yes, you

(02:07:24):
don't get much of that on TV anymore. Used to
have the general manager of the TV station come out
and I want to tell you about these hippies.

Speaker 4 (02:07:33):
The hippies, that's exactly what, well, these damn hippies.

Speaker 1 (02:07:43):
The Southern Friday take, what country frid take? Excuse me?
What have you got for us today?

Speaker 4 (02:07:48):
So it's that time of year again where everything is
about back to school sales. Let's get ready for the
best year ever. As many of you know, I was
a pe teacher before I started doing whatever this is.
I described that job as a teacher. Like every TV
show I've ever gotten, it's known as a short lived laugher.

(02:08:10):
This time of year always reminds me of one of
the last conversations I had with my fellow educators. They
were all cracking jokes about how all I do is
jack the kids up during my class and they won't
calm down enough to learn the things they need in
real life from the real classes. And I'm like, now, listen.
At this time, I was not a paid comedian. I'd
done a little open mic, but I was already treating

(02:08:32):
the people around me as if they were hecklers. I
had a strong three minute set on farting in the
bank tube and shooting it back in at the tellers
in the human aquarium, So I figured why not take
this time to work on my crowd work. I started with, well,
let me ask you a question, Missus Henderson, what do
you teach lunch? She's like, No, I teach art, where

(02:08:55):
children learn to express themselves. Why would you say lunch?
It's like, because it looks to me like your kids
eat more paste than they get on the paper, talk
about talk about having a tough glass to follow. At least,
I'm not gluing their mouths shut. What you're doing is
violating their rights to freedom a speech. You want to
know what the kids say in my class? They say

(02:09:18):
math and science suck. And you want to know why
they say it, because I make them twenty five times
before I'll let them take off in a dead sprint
to try to decapitate their classmates with a red, perfectly
deflated dodgeball. That, my friend, is a real life lesson.
You get hitting the head of the ball and you're out.
That's real life. And don't get me started on math.

(02:09:40):
If John has to fly from Dallas to Tampa at
four o'clock but a ride by seven, where's John at five?
My money is on still sitting in Dallas with a
two hour layover eating a forty five dollars turkey sandwich,
is in a truck stop sandwich container, trying to find
the international terminal while writing in a Disney trade so
you can suck down five cigarettes so don't end up

(02:10:00):
on a list. Nobody knows the answers to your slight
of hand stupid math questions. What's why? What are you
a philosopher? What year was the War of eighteen twelve?
Nobody knows that stupid stuff. The lesson that you guys
are actually teaching these kids is to sit at a

(02:10:21):
desk for eight hours in a controlled environment, shut your
mouth and speak when spoken to. Y'all are a bunch
of commies. These kids are big balls of anxiety because
they're caged. You can't tell me that every job environment
wouldn't be better with a rack of dodgeballs in the office. Hey, Frank,
you got that paperwork? I've been waiting on for two weeks. No,

(02:10:43):
and you calmly walk over to the rack and pipe
one right in the side of Frank's head. I mean,
leaving a gorbage off on there for a couple hours.
Your stress is gone, and Frank has learned a valuable lesson.
Now I must say to me, that was a great day.
I left soon after there, and all the teachers had

(02:11:06):
a huge going away party for me at Chili's. I
mean it was a big deal, or at least that's
what I heard. They didn't bite me. But what I
want the parents out there to think about is when
you're at a parent teacher conference and you look in
that gym and see the lonely guy in the bike
football shorts with a collared shirt sitting in a fold

(02:11:26):
out chair on the foul line, just walk past and
leave them alone. If you piss them off, you might
end double the garbage shop yourself. I'm Reno Callier and
that's my country, Frida take.

Speaker 1 (02:11:36):
Thank you, Reno. I love the notion of the Gorbia show. Yeah,
the Gorbahov was the best.

Speaker 4 (02:11:41):
Dude. Somebody gets popped and that's on there for like
three periods after class.

Speaker 1 (02:11:45):
This Friday with Larry the Cable Guy. You can find
Reno in Reno, and then if I'm not mistaken, Saturday,
it's Laughlin, Nevada. Is that right?

Speaker 4 (02:11:56):
Yes, sir at a casino there, I lost the page, Yes,
sir at thet I love. My favorite place in the
world is the says Here Edge Lounge in Avon.

Speaker 1 (02:12:09):
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(02:13:39):
Insurance news desk, what do you got over there?

Speaker 3 (02:13:40):
Coming up? We have radioactive wasps in the news.

Speaker 1 (02:13:45):
Oh yeah, the flying Kinds about time? Not the country Club.

Speaker 3 (02:13:52):
Is about that?

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That what you did with that? Yeah? Clarify all right?

Speaker 3 (02:13:59):
Ballikens and we have a monitor LOSERD update coming up.

Speaker 1 (02:14:02):
I can't help but noticing Roger. I can see you
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There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 3 (02:14:18):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (02:14:19):
Jeff Hooker's here. Hi, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto
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(02:14:39):
I brought a miss Hooker in because she is certainly
an authoritative voice in the world of food. She's a
very fine cook. And I had the first really high
quality sweet corn of the summer over the weekend. It
is that time of year, Oh my god. And then
I also had a a handyman, Mike brought in some

(02:15:03):
of his tomatoes some last night, and his cucumbers, which
he was telling me he cooked them on a treiller.
Excuse me, he grew them on a trellis, so they
grew straight down, so they they're perfect and they're delightful.
But the reason I called you in when you make
sweet corn, first of all, do you do this trick
where you put sugar in the water that Christie was
telling me about.

Speaker 5 (02:15:23):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (02:15:23):
I know people that do, but yeah, I don't. No,
I like, I'm I'm salt. I like a lot of salt,
a lot of butter, a lot of.

Speaker 3 (02:15:30):
Salt, and then well after it's cooked. Yeah, I'm with
their own that.

Speaker 1 (02:15:34):
Now do you here's the question when you eat it?
Did do you have the little tong things whatever? The sticker?
And are they shaped like? They shaped like corn?

Speaker 8 (02:15:43):
I don't think they are, now that you say that,
I don't think they are. I think they're like, I
don't know, lesser. Yeah, yeah, they are.

Speaker 1 (02:15:49):
Less like robot ears or something.

Speaker 8 (02:15:51):
It looks like the thing on top of the lamp.

Speaker 3 (02:15:54):
What's that called.

Speaker 1 (02:15:57):
Like that?

Speaker 8 (02:15:57):
That's basically what it looks like.

Speaker 3 (02:15:58):
It's a pampered chef, white yellow and blue. I think
so yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:16:03):
What's it called? A finial? Dobra? Is a topper on
the lamp or a post, even the Christmas tree, the
any topper on there will be a final sounds like
a sextor. I gave it a final. Do you won't
walk right for a week?

Speaker 6 (02:16:22):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:16:22):
That's you found the one that doesn't sound like that?
Was that be the betta be? The medical description of it?
Uh so here's here's the key to this where the
where the rubber meets the road, if you will it
comes to eating corn, do you uh go? I'm a

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certain person that I know eats it. How do I
describe it? They just they just twirl it towards themselves
and they eat like the first inch. Then they then
they have typewriter style and then they then they then
they move then they move over and eat another one around.
I'm one of I'm one of those people to okay

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you are, Yeah, you do what whenever the last I've
got I haven't had corner of the cop and fifteen
years around and round instead of you don't you don't
go across the side.

Speaker 9 (02:17:12):
No, it's like mouth width around right and then moved
down and then moved down.

Speaker 1 (02:17:17):
Yeah, maybe that's how I do it. Yeah, I know
everybody has their own style.

Speaker 8 (02:17:21):
I'm like two rows at a time. Probably.

Speaker 1 (02:17:24):
Yeah. I also deep throat, deep throat before I see
trying to have a legitimate conversation. Is there is there
considered to be a polite way to eat corn?

Speaker 8 (02:17:36):
I mean I think people cut it off of the
cop that way.

Speaker 9 (02:17:40):
I like that too.

Speaker 1 (02:17:41):
It's like a special uh potato chip. Pool that it's
like a circle and you can I've seen those down
on the and it takes all the corn off at
one time. Then you put it on a lathe.

Speaker 8 (02:17:53):
It's similar to like apple slicer.

Speaker 1 (02:17:56):
Yeah, it's like that. That's no fun.

Speaker 8 (02:17:59):
Have you guys are to corn milk?

Speaker 3 (02:18:01):
Yep, yeah, it's awful.

Speaker 8 (02:18:03):
It's it's not especially yeah, it's yeah, it's it's uh.

Speaker 9 (02:18:07):
You extract the milkiness from the corn and you can
make cocktails with it, or it can be problem bass.

Speaker 1 (02:18:15):
You guys all seem to love corn. I'm like indifferent. Really. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:18:19):
When I was a kid, we would my brother and
if we had to feed ourselves, would be a can
of corn and so much country crock.

Speaker 8 (02:18:25):
It was like a soup. Was insane.

Speaker 3 (02:18:28):
At this time of year, you can literally eat corn raw.
Its so good. It's I've done it. I like it right.

Speaker 1 (02:18:34):
Pull the car over, tom and jump out into well
not field. Well, that's as Greg Warren has pointed out,
that's where the field corn grows. Probably meant for feeding.

Speaker 3 (02:18:45):
Field corn not the same. No talking about sweet corn.

Speaker 1 (02:18:48):
You got enough butter and salt.

Speaker 9 (02:18:49):
We were talking about this too the other day. Tomatoes
obviously in season. How how do you guys eat your tomatoes?
Ours this cottage cheese and tomatoes a.

Speaker 3 (02:18:58):
Salad every day? The yeah mozzarella and the basil fresh glaze.

Speaker 1 (02:19:05):
Yeah yeah, that brown vinegar. That's really sweet.

Speaker 9 (02:19:07):
What is my white trash is showing? It's cottage cheese,
tomatoes and lowry seasoning.

Speaker 1 (02:19:15):
Yeah. I just all slice it and put on Is
there anything better better than a ripe tomato? And is
there anything worse than an unripe? Yeah? The margin is huge? Yeah,
I think so that's one of the problems with fast food.
They're gonna put that tomato on there in January and
it's kind of taste like the packaging of the hamburger,
the foam. But yeah, it tis the season. I was

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just curious if I was receiving some criticism from certain
members of my family because I was eating the corn across.

Speaker 8 (02:19:43):
You're fine, really, yeah, that's that's okay.

Speaker 3 (02:19:46):
I think that's normal.

Speaker 1 (02:19:48):
Apparently some dainty to eat it, and the just sort
of twisted toward one. So you want. My dad would
eat corn across, but it would end up looking almost square,
and I don't know how he did that to this day.
The cob itself. Is the car would look when you
would put it on the plate? Yeah? Wow ified. Yeah,
so what he would just do essentially four runs across

(02:20:11):
the thing and then turn it, and he would he
would dig fairly deep because he's probably getting whatever is
to do it. He's getting part of the body of
the corn. Yeah, Josh, I'm sorry you don't really enjoy
corn as much as mine. Fine, it's just nothing. I
rarely ever have it. I don't to me our. The
American diet is already so filled with corn that I

(02:20:32):
just stay away from corner corn. Yeah, I'm a big fan,
slowly killing it.

Speaker 9 (02:20:36):
What's your favorite summer go to like this time of year?
Is it tomatoes or is it something fresh from the garden?

Speaker 6 (02:20:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:20:44):
No, nothing, nothing. Yeah, No, I'm not a It's all
fine to me, what you know. I just want you
to know I'm here and I'm holding back. Yeah, I
don't care about Is there anything that you look forward
to seasonally? That any any food stuff in the fall? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right. I like that stuff a lot, But I

(02:21:06):
get good beef steak tomatoes year round. So I don't know,
see I I I don't I don't know if that's
my Where are you finding? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I
mean the beef steak tomato I get at the one
grocery store taste the same in February as it does
in July. So I don't know what kidding. I kind
of don't know what you guys are talking. Oh wow, okay,
I feel we're being dismissed. Yeah, well, I will enjoy

(02:21:29):
some more sweet corn tonight. Oh good, looking forward to.

Speaker 3 (02:21:32):
With you with your lettuce, with your lettuce. That's what
he had, corn and lettuce, you believe.

Speaker 1 (02:21:38):
And I had one of those cucumbers that Mike brought over.

Speaker 3 (02:21:41):
And yeah, okay, no wondering.

Speaker 1 (02:21:42):
I made a b l T with cucumbers with no bacon. No, no,
there was bacon, lettuce, tomato. So you ruined and cucumber. No,
give it a nice crunch, well sort of sand, but
I'm not putting on my bl T. What about you
didn't have a bee on the be yes, I did,
but I have bread. There you go.

Speaker 3 (02:22:04):
Did you not use bread? You use lettuce leaves? No?

Speaker 1 (02:22:07):
I used bread.

Speaker 3 (02:22:09):
It's a legit question.

Speaker 1 (02:22:10):
Yeah, eat occasionally some food.

Speaker 9 (02:22:13):
That was another thing I saw the other day that
said the green part of the watermelon tastes like a cucumber,
like when you.

Speaker 8 (02:22:19):
Get too close to the I don't know about that.
I don't know it's similar.

Speaker 3 (02:22:24):
But I hear that watermelon juice is really good, that
you should save your watermelon juice and drink it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:30):
Yeah, I a hummingbird, Josh. Have you ever had Mexican
street corn? I have. Yeah, it was tasty to me,
and that flavor is being introduced into all kinds that
you can get.

Speaker 8 (02:22:45):
Yeah, it's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:22:47):
Have you ever pickle? Do you ever try to pickle?
Like make your own pickles? You know, pickles the cucumber.
I've always wanted to do this. What What year did
you realize that pickles were made of cucumbers? It was
well into adult to me too, like thirty, maybe late twenties,
but I'm almost certain somewhat time in my thirties cucumbers

(02:23:07):
are pickles.

Speaker 6 (02:23:08):
What.

Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
Yeah, it was weird when you found that out.

Speaker 9 (02:23:10):
When you run out of pickles, don't waste your brind,
just cut up some cucumbers and put it in there.

Speaker 1 (02:23:14):
Started doing that. I buy them Mani ones because I
love those anyway. They're a crunchy snack. Yeah, or you're
telling me if I get a cucumber and put it
in my horseradish from boar's head, Yeah, and it'll end
up tasting just like the p it will and it
won't take that long.

Speaker 8 (02:23:25):
Yeah, it takes like twenty four hours the most.

Speaker 1 (02:23:28):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, so much that.

Speaker 5 (02:23:31):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (02:23:32):
Well, I was like, olives, no love, olives. Christie's out.
I'm out either. Every now and then. You don't like
food with flavors. I know olives has been has made
one of the biggest turns for me in my life
in terms of hating them as a kid and really
like the I'm fine with all. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:23:50):
Yeah, I just found out black olives aren't real. That's
die no kids, I know. I was very bummed out
to hear that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:57):
They don't grow black olives.

Speaker 8 (02:23:59):
No what she's gonna fact check me.

Speaker 1 (02:24:03):
Shock news.

Speaker 3 (02:24:05):
How do they die them?

Speaker 1 (02:24:07):
Food die?

Speaker 3 (02:24:08):
I guess I don't know they're give.

Speaker 1 (02:24:10):
I think there's a tattoo artist doing.

Speaker 9 (02:24:12):
It's not a natural like the like the black olives
that we see everywhere, Like that's not a naturally white.

Speaker 8 (02:24:19):
Why are they doing I don't know, Maybe to preserve them,
make them last longer. I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (02:24:23):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:24:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:24:24):
A lot of ones are like brown.

Speaker 1 (02:24:27):
I was trying to joke. You took a chance and
the effort. Vito Corleoni made his fortune selling black olives
olive oil. I don't know. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (02:24:40):
Well, okay, you don't see black olive.

Speaker 1 (02:24:42):
Oil, do you? There? You go? Well, well, pop, I
tried that once. They were way ahead of Yeah, the
network said no, no, no. Bluto threatened to walk if
they used to racist so racist. Well, welcome to the
Bob and Tom program. Thanks for joining us. I apologize

(02:25:03):
for everything we've just been saying. We are in the
Arali Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and
Tom Show. And now do you grow any of your
own vegetables? Not this year?

Speaker 8 (02:25:12):
No, I just have a giant herb garden this year.

Speaker 1 (02:25:15):
I don't want you guys to think I don't I
don't appreciate garden fresh vegetables. I really do. I love them.

Speaker 3 (02:25:22):
There thing about it, You don't you do all that
work and then everything's good for a week.

Speaker 1 (02:25:27):
Yeah, it's like that was as just be sure to
bring them to us. Yeah, yeah, but don't you don't
you love that week? Though? Yeah? I do are.

Speaker 3 (02:25:37):
It's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
Work for We had Mike bringing some of his tomatoes.
Now you said you're going to make listen to a sauce.

Speaker 8 (02:25:43):
Yeah, I was thinking about your salsa.

Speaker 7 (02:25:44):
I don't know, but I just don't understand how these
these faceless, uh just people that no one knows but
you all of a sudden become this inner circle and
that we haven't been able to live without.

Speaker 8 (02:25:58):
That's not true.

Speaker 1 (02:25:59):
Mike and his tomatoes, and I don't understand is a
very long There are another more for me? Thank you? Yeah, don't.

Speaker 3 (02:26:07):
I have a great recipe for cherry tomatoes and I
will share with you. It's amazing. May make a great
grow them right, micro does, and I use Mike's I
try to.

Speaker 1 (02:26:16):
Make the cherry pie with cherry tomatoes, and.

Speaker 8 (02:26:18):
People, you have to try this though there is there
is a tomato pie.

Speaker 1 (02:26:24):
Have you seen this?

Speaker 8 (02:26:25):
I will pass Okay, tomato pie.

Speaker 1 (02:26:31):
I guess that's what tomato pie sounds like something al
Capone would say to some Mally, he's a real tomato pie.

Speaker 8 (02:26:40):
It's really good.

Speaker 1 (02:26:41):
Red that the rare outtakes from when Bogart tried to
couldn't touch that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:26:48):
Yeah, speaking of food, the Reese's people and Oreo are
teaming up to make Reese's Oreo Cups and Oreo Reese's cookies.
As Josh would say, come on with this brand, said.
The new products come after years of fan requests. The
Reese's Oreo Cup will be available at retailers nationwide starting
in September. Well, the Reese's Oreo Cups will become a

(02:27:10):
permanent addition to the Reesa's portfolio. The cookies will be
available just until supply.

Speaker 1 (02:27:16):
Remember thinking Oreo, I mean Reesa's peanut butter cups with caramel.
I don't know, And now I can't live without it.

Speaker 3 (02:27:24):
Wow, I've not had so good.

Speaker 9 (02:27:27):
So the Oreo will have the inside of the Reeses
right there it is cop Yeah there. Well, the cup
is not covered in chocolate, but covered in the white
filling of the Oreo.

Speaker 1 (02:27:41):
Oh interesting, interesting, this all sounds very good. Is it
ice cream? No? It reminds me of ice cream.

Speaker 3 (02:27:50):
So is that the cookie or that's the cookies?

Speaker 1 (02:27:53):
The cookie? So instead of the white filling in the
Oreo you get what is Yeah? This all looks very
very good. Yeah, worth checking out. With all the problems
in the world, this is a nice respite from the
incredible tragedies happening everyday.

Speaker 3 (02:28:09):
I'd like, how would you like put cheese in your coffee?
Scandinavian cafes are beginning to offer a type of coffee
beverage known as cafoast. It signaling a revival of a
century's old tradition. It combines hot coffee with cheese. Hot
coffe with a slightly sweet flavor. The cheese softens in
the coffee and mimics the effect of adding cream and sugar.

(02:28:30):
The practice has deep roots among the people of northern
Sweden and Finland, where the combo provided warmth, energy, and
essential sodium during long cold journey.

Speaker 1 (02:28:40):
But it smells like a boiled foot.

Speaker 3 (02:28:42):
Traditionally made from reindeer milk, the cheese now comes in
cow and goat milk variation.

Speaker 1 (02:28:48):
For Christmas time reindeer milk cheese. Though. Yeah, oh so,
I remember thinking the same thing when I heard what
is that ghee and coffee or butter and cutter coffee
something like that. Oh thanks, I didn't like, but it's
delicious butter coffee. So this is a special cheese that
goes in your coffee, and so effectively it's cream though

(02:29:09):
by the time the stories does it float around in chunks?
You ever hear about so it says it refer to
a girl as a butterface. You know what I'm you know,
just a great body, butterface everything. But yeah, you know
it's just it's not nice. Guys can be butterfaces too, Yeah,

(02:29:29):
of guys can also be buttered dick, I guess it
would be buttersck love everything. I love everything about him,
looks like the looks like the gummy just kicked in.
But I am sure we didn't talk. You sort of
glossed over this. Tom's taking gummies now at night.

Speaker 3 (02:29:47):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (02:29:48):
No. I he's saying he's not, but I'm certain he is. Okay,
he's absolutely he Someone told him once, dad, take half
of this and you'll be able to sleep. And he has.
And he about ninety goofy all the time. I wish
I want to be. I was just in a dispensary
in Colorado. I don't I did not bring any back.
I don't have any problem with this at all.

Speaker 3 (02:30:10):
No, No, I I think it's great.

Speaker 1 (02:30:12):
Goofy beaty, goofy beats angry every time? Does goofy lead
to boofo. You just said boof oo. Yes, yes, I
did my brother. Now I have a question about this coffee.
So they put cheese in their coffee, is it? Wait
a minute, I gotta get this right straight. Cheese makes

(02:30:32):
you constipated, right, and coffee does the opposites. This is
kind of neutralizing the bowl.

Speaker 8 (02:30:38):
It's like the four loco for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:30:40):
Yeah. Now I'm wide awake. I can't go. You don't
want to be wide awake and gunstant But haven't you
really wanted a real bowel ringer every now and then,
you know, something to really haul the male like instantaneously.
You've never been constipated at all? Oh yeah, OK. After
I had a major surgery, I want to I went
eleven days and my great friend, my great friend, doctor Cordell,

(02:31:05):
came over and he said, how long has it been?
And I said eleven days because I'll be right back.
And he came back with mir relaxe pills, the positories,
powder of the whole barbecue. I'll tell you what. God
bless your bill and I And a couple of days later,
I gave birth to a sandpaper softball. Just telling you

(02:31:25):
they don't when if you're going for major surgery. By
the way, ask your friendly physician he or she if
you should maybe get on the what is it the
metamucial train, because after that that anesthetic, whatever it does,
really behind you when you're you're gonna have surgery. To think,
they always, no matter what they're operating on, they always
look at your genitals. Let's take a look. And I

(02:31:47):
bet there are some that always take a picture, some
that have got nurses you got like fired. Apparently they's
all quite a specimen and had picture the old Stanley
Smith Joe they ended up. Yeah, by the way, is
anyone else watching the Pit? I did see the Pit?

(02:32:09):
Did you watch the whole thing? Yes? Our friend Drew
Powell did you finally see that? I finally saw that
episode where he warned me I told you his character
he's misunderstood, that's all. And the nurse used to be
Dennis Hopper's girlfriend. Why wife? Wife? Was it wife? They
have a son there, and I think she's married to

(02:32:31):
one of the guys from Wings or something. I think
she's a lovely actress. He's terrific. Yeah. What's her name, Lanassa? Yeah,
that's CHOI, she says, swing American. Well, you watch you
take the drag on that cigarette. She can you can
tell she she's a pro. She knows how to smoke somebody.

(02:32:52):
If she can smoke a cigarette, she can smoke a hole. No,
I'm not saying that. I think you did a couple
of things coming up, Christy Lee, when you want to
tell me what they are, No, No, do the I
want Josh. I want Josh to do the what we're
gonna do when we come back, and we're going to return,
and we'll do that when we come back. I see

(02:33:14):
when I do it, I do it with that authoritative voice.
It sounds like it means sometime it's like it's like
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I want to talk about maybe your parents. Maybe your
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(02:33:34):
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monitor lizard very scary and hot dogs on the streets
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(02:34:58):
when we return, we'll be back. These are the Areli
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Speaker 5 (02:35:03):
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Speaker 1 (02:35:14):
Apply to them. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby, I'm chick.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Hello, Tom, Hello,
Chick McGee. We got off in this food thing, and
I apologize. Is just I'm a big fan of food. Yeah,

(02:35:35):
of course, but it's the seasonality of things, and we
live in a culture in which it's everything all the time.
I believe that Don Henley mentions that in the song
it's nice to be able to oh, hey, it's fair season,
or it's hey, this is a great time for ice cream.
In this case sweet corn and great tomatoes and q car.

(02:35:55):
You ever heard you scream ice cream? We all scream
for ice creamsolutely.

Speaker 8 (02:35:59):
Yeah, is ice cream season for you? Summertime.

Speaker 1 (02:36:03):
Yeah, yeah, we'll ride our bikes down to the local
ice cream place.

Speaker 8 (02:36:07):
We can drive up.

Speaker 1 (02:36:08):
Yeah. Please, I know how to ride a bike.

Speaker 3 (02:36:12):
We're not worried about you. We're worried about the other people.

Speaker 1 (02:36:14):
No, no, we're worried about you. But I would like
to stand at the side of the trail. I go
on with a spear. There you go. And then when
people come by real fast and the electric bikes, I'd
like to heave them into the spokes.

Speaker 8 (02:36:26):
I'm surprised those are allowed, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:36:28):
They They should start beating people with baseball bats as
they come by with those. I'm going to drive fifty
miles an hour so some kid and their dog can
get run over.

Speaker 8 (02:36:38):
Don't you live by the mayor? Can't he pass something?

Speaker 3 (02:36:40):
Call him up?

Speaker 1 (02:36:41):
I sure do. Get on the phone, man, I can
better better get him on the horn. I got a
bunch of stuff I want to I want to put up.
And then they're wrong. They've got different bikes. Okay, we have.
We have Christie Lee at the Siowac Insurance news desk.
I know we got a lot to get to. Do
you have the radio activity in the news. You promoted

(02:37:03):
it all well, I know.

Speaker 3 (02:37:04):
But we promoted the player thing too, so I thought
we would do that one. But federal officials say a
radioactive wasps nest was found at a site that once
made key parts for nuclear bombs. According to the US
Department of Energy, employees who routinely checked radiation levels at
the Savannah River site near Aiken, South Carolina found the

(02:37:24):
nest on a post near tanks where liquid nuclear waste
is stored.

Speaker 1 (02:37:27):
I'm not a scientist, but to me, this is the
beginning of a really scary movie.

Speaker 3 (02:37:33):
The nest had a radiation level ten times what is
allowed by federal regulations. Workers sprayed the nest with insect killer,
removed it, and disposed of it as radioactive waste.

Speaker 1 (02:37:43):
And workers had reported seeing wasps come back alive. Why
don't we have what was it? The killer killer bees, hornets,
and none. But they were just murdering other insects. They
weren't ballers, these decapitating them. Right.

Speaker 3 (02:38:02):
Oh wow, I got rid of those.

Speaker 1 (02:38:04):
How was like having a house near there? You do
a lot of real estate, Christy, can you imagine? Well,
let's see, now it's some kind of radiation league. Oh
and then they're the radia radiated wasps.

Speaker 3 (02:38:15):
I didn't realize there were all different kinds of wasps.
I had to I had two of them in my
screen and ports that I had to take care of recently,
and they were like I'd like blue on them. They
were all crazy looking.

Speaker 1 (02:38:26):
I went to a concert with a couple of wasps.
I say, Biff, you Sevidd Brothers the Sours before five. Okay,
I know you're you're you're itching to get to this
other store.

Speaker 3 (02:38:39):
And Oklahoma, a truck involved in a multi car crash
was being steered with pliers. The Oklahoma City Fire Department said.
Cruise responding to the scene shocked to find one of
the vehicles was missing its steering wheel and instead had
vice grips attached to the steering car.

Speaker 1 (02:38:54):
Run I have. I have lived this my buddy Paul
up on Harbor Springs.

Speaker 3 (02:38:59):
They are not No injury were reported, but the incident
does highlight the importance of keeping everybody your vehicle and
proper working order.

Speaker 1 (02:39:06):
I couldn't understand vice scripts. I mean I couldn't understand pliers.
They're essentially channel scripts. Yeah that makes sense, right, Yeah,
he's just clocking on. You're supposed to have your your hands.
What is it ten and two? Uh huh? Oh sure,
they're primarily at six. I guess that's why you. Paul

(02:39:29):
was doing something to his car and then one day
he had I was terrified. He eventually fixed it. But
that's got to be some kind of isn't that the
way they they? There weren't steering wheels though, weren't there
tillers and the model TS? I don't think the Model
T like some of the earlier earlier models like a tiller, Yeah,

(02:39:51):
like for a boat. Didn't they try steering wheels on
bicycles for a while? I wanted I desperately wanted one.

Speaker 3 (02:40:00):
I remember that.

Speaker 1 (02:40:01):
Yeah, please take the handlebars off and put the steering wheel. No, yeah,
that's time a bad ass man. Oh wow. Anyway, Yeah,
please don't do that. Don't don't. Don't. Don't have your
car controlled by your all. The vice grips a very
fine tool. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge thing.
Yeah yeah, yeah, because if they are regular players, if

(02:40:24):
you lost your grip at all, you'd be completely screwed.
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