The BOB & TOM Show - August 5, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hurry up and wash for dinner. Billy, We're having your favorites,
Sloppy Joe's corn on the cob and chocolate fudge cake.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Mom, that stuff blows. Why can't we have fried dough
or elephant ears like when the carnival's in town.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I've told you before, Billy, making carnival fid requires special
equipment that I don't have here in the kitchen. We
just can't make it at home.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now, hold on there, missus Potowski. Thanks to the all
new greasa Art, you can enjoy your favorite Midway foods
and the comfort of your own.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Home a greasy nart.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, the good people at frigam All Industries have designed
a single appear that prepares all the delicacies you'll normally
associate with circuses, carnivals, county and state fairs. Just think.
Now you can prepare fried dough, fried cheese, cheese on
a stick, dough on a stick, corn dogs, dough dogs,
fried dough poppers, fried weasel on the stick, and so

(01:16):
much more right here at home.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
But how is that possible?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
The grease in art is accommodation dough processor and deep
frier with hot grease, fat and top mounted hot grease
trays with built in grease and jack gears. The problem
you have cooking at home is that you can get
your grease hot, but not hot enough, not disfiguring hot anyway.
And that's what sears in that special Carnival flavor Mummy.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
This corn dog burns and it tastes like tattoos.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Sure it does, Billy, the smell of the midway oozes
out of every b It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
But are all those foods deep fried and hot grease
awfully fattening?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Just ask yourself this, Have you ever seen a plump
Carnee now that you.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Mention it, No, they all have a stringy drifters built
with sharp inbread rock.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
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harnessed to become pioneers in the field of stick mounted
foods is perfected in the grease in art. And the
grease in Art's handy size means it fits an any kitchen.
Why it's no bigger than freak show veteran Bugso the

(02:30):
human Torso, a famous legless armless dwarf and just look
how little counter space he takes up right bugs out?

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Oh yeah right, I'm laying in something really sticky up here,
and I don't think it's me.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Wow, he takes up a close on my kitchen.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Show order your grease of art today and you'll win
this giant stuffed dinosaur not associated with Barney and Barney
Enterprises Incorporated. Come on, what do you say nobody's a loser?
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take a chance.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Gee, when I grow up, I want to be a Carneye.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Why wait, Billy, you can drop out of school and
join now. I know they're looking for someone to comb
the fleas out of Gobora the Gorilla Girl and to
sell bootleg cigarettes from the back of the ring toss game.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh boy, can I mom?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Please? Can I?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I guess it'll be all right. Can you just be
sure to eat up all your deep fried vegetables on
a stick and do whatever the Carneyes tell you to do.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Come on, Billy, I'll drive you over myself. We just
have one quick stop. Have you ever shoplifted porno magazines?
While the liquor store clerk is being distracted Billy not yet,
I haven't, but Graason are available now from Frigamall Industries
or wherever carneies congregating. Huh. I don't know if it's

(03:50):
going to be a good day or mad day with me.
Intro music scares me a little bit. Whoa hey, Hey,
from the O'Riley Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bomb and
Tom show. Christy Lee, all right, vision and crew. There's

(04:13):
Pa Pa Chick, John char there. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Part Studios. There's a Cosby Chick McGee, Jess Hooker here,
Ah and Tom once again caught my surprise. We're going
on the air. Hi Tom? Oh? Yeah over. I looked
over and he was he was standing up. Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Had some paperwork out, Yeah, yeah, I got some paperwork.
Ekrow Is that one of those weird vegetables they make
in New Orleans?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sorry? I got you got crew? You got eggshell? Yeah?
Sow is what color? Yeah? I only know those from
crossword puzzle.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
You got cream echos often in crossword puzzles. Yeah, and
ok what that's what is it?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
What? What's okra? It's kind of a steamy and you
cut it up and yeah, yeah, it's a it's a
stemy vega. Anybody ever made a recipe cold? Okrah Winfrey?
I hope so I've always hoped, so you know you
want that.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
I could give p instructure that I realized better not
black and sorry, I know I didn't say that. I
was just she's skinny again, right, Oprah? Yeah, I can't
be good for you. Up and down and up and down.
Her way has been a roller coaster. Right all right,
let's see you now know what Gale thinks of that.

(05:37):
They have a lot to get to here, so it's
no time for frivolity.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, I can't have fun.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
No, No, we can have fun. Okra is delicious. Would
you like to hear about to get a cracker bro?
Get some fried Okra?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Do they have a cracker? B they do? Yeah? Never
been to cracker first? I know has the porch in
the game?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Would love it?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
No, Moose, that's right? If hashtag? If you know, you
know tonight IQ tests tonight.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Now maybe you can come with me. Pat, Sam and
I are going to this new place we have found.
It's fried Chicken place.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, she's out of town again.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Huh Yeah, it's cafeteria week. What's the percentage. Sam cancels.
I think he's pretty good, isn't he Oh really yeah,
isn't he pretty good at not canceling? Yeah? Yeah, I
know you and I will never understand. No. I love
making plans and then canceling.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
That's second best to only to go actually going through
with the plan. Oh, I would say the other person canceled.
Oh that's true. Yeah, I like that a lot. There's
no better feeling.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
No. Yeah, and they call it. Hey man, I'm sorry.
Oh that's a shame. Okay, talk to you later, chick.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
And I will often make plans just to cancel, just
to have that feeling later.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
In the day, exactly right. So I'm at the vet
the other day and I forgot I got the puppy dog,
and this guy introduces me, and I think he says, Hi,
my name's Ron. Okay, so I call him Ron during
the exam and talking to the dog. All right, Ron,

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whatever you say, Ron? And he leaves with a dog
and comes back and I go, uh, so Ron, you
worked here for a while. He goes, it's actually John.
You know I did that, must I did notice? Thank you?
So I apologize. That must happen to you quite often.
Tom the hearing issues. You miss hear a name, especially

(07:38):
Ron and John. To me, there's that dodge ball.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Game you play with your eyes. You want to look
at the name on there? Oh yeah you don't. You
don't want to get caught looking at it.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, but wouldn't it be great if everybody wore name
tag all the time?

Speaker 8 (07:52):
Look?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Is that a ball? Legal? We look up Bill bill Well,
but the vet they don't wear name tags, right. I
saw a name tag. Well, I went to see the
naked gun.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
And the guy who was turning the ticket, he goes, uh,
I saw his name tag. And I always look in
movie theater name tags because they'll put favorite film on
the name tag. And then I just like to see
what people that's cool? And he had favorite film fifty
Shades of Gray. Oh, and I uh he was As
he was tearing the ticket.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
All he said was was that really your favorite film?
And he goes no, I just wanted to see if
they would let me get away with it. You know what,
well done? Good because if that's your favorite film that
you really need to go see more movies. You know
why you said well done? Game respects game? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(08:40):
that's right. Poke. That authority a little Huh, what's your
favorite film? Oh? There are many of all time.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
No, that's gonna be hard when you they go, hey,
we're making your name tag favorite film?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
What do you put on there?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
What would you put on there?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh? Boy, I would want to do kind of what
that guy did, because.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
You don't you don't want to go pretentious. And you know,
oh you have Citizen Kane.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think the greatest movie of all time, not a
wasted moment. It's gotta be a Godfather. It's gotta be true,
gotta be. It's the fastest and it's like almost four hours,
isn't it three half? That's a long And I.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Don't know them. Yeah, I don't know. I think certainly
some great movies. Yeah, it's too hard to.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Narrow it down like that The Godfather, or Ernest goes
to camp, one of the two.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yeah, when Ernest when they are launching the parachuting turtles,
and Ernest goes to camp, and one of the turtles
looks at another one and says, I'm scared. I'm scared, Serge,
and the other turtle says, we're all scared.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'm laughing now. I can barely get it out.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Now I'm hearing I'm hearing good things about the new
Naked Gun.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I laughed out It is a story. What is it called.
It's just called the Naked Gun. Naked Gun. Okay, I'm
not hearing good things about it, Josh laughed.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
I laughed out loud. Yeah, a handful of times, smiled
a lot. I'll be honest. It kind of bombed in
the theater I saw it in. There were there were
probably forty people, and only maybe three of us were
really kind of laughing out loud.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Really, how long has it been since the first official movie.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Eighty e eight? Like three? Right? Really? Yeah? Yeah? First
he's in he's in thirty three and the third. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
You don't have to see the first two to get
this one, right.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Nope, No, Well this actually applies to our first letter here.
This is for Tom writes James. I was watching a
movie from nineteen ninety three called hot Shots excuse me,
hot Shots Part do.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh that's good. That is good. It's a Charlie Sheen movie.

Speaker 9 (10:41):
It is.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I saw that in nineteen eighty or whatever, in ninety
three whatever it came out, he goes. Lloyd Bridges is
also in it.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Yeah, I noticed when the credits rolled at the end
of the movie, they were playing the theme from c Hunt.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh yeah, that's right, and he starts narrating. Oh that
Lloyd starts narrating. Yeah, part of the movie. I have
not seen that an agent. I remember it that, I
remember it was. Yeah, those two are fun. They're really
I don't know which one it is, but Charlie Sheen
walks into a tent somewhere and it's Bob Vila redoing

(11:16):
the tent. So what do you got calling here? Bob
and Bob just playing I'm gonna put drywall over here. Hilarious.
Oh that's great, absolutely hilarious.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
You can reach us, of course, Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
A sports preview. By the way, Well let's see. NCAA
made a couple of announcements yesterday. We had some America
loves the long ball. That's the home run, Tom, we'll
talk about that. And this is an annual sports story.
The preseason top twenty five college football rankings are out.
Tom loves these stories because no one has played it

(11:49):
down yet. But it's called the Coaches Poll, So they've
asked the coaches who they think and you would think
they would know, so I'll have the results of that.
So how they do last year at this time compared
to the final results, I don't know that'd be an
interesting comparison. However, whatever you say, Tom, why didn't you
look at journalism one O one? Why don't you look
look that up? Checked him to come in early and

(12:11):
look things like that up you. Yeah, maybe all the
preparation you were doing, maybe you could have had that
to the list. I'm not just because because and I am,
Josh and I are. We're the PLoP brothers, as we
learned yesterday. Oh and hockey mascots. Hockey mascots. I didn't
even know they had hockey unsung they're unsung. Well, this

(12:34):
guy was almost on alive when you hear what happened
to him. That's pretty scary. Coming up, who's your favorite juggler, chick,
I'm not talking to you anymore, especially favorite jugglers.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
What I saw Emo Phillips like take a part in
the musical instrument and juggling it was amazing.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Really yeah, wow, that's your Chris Bliss. I was going
to say. I was going to say the.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Sean Morey is a very fine juggler. Oh wor well,
there's two of the worst people that I know are jugglers. Yeah,
so there you go, there's two of them.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
We'll get to that. We have juggling in the news
and the importance of juggling for you. Do we not that?
What do you mean? Can you're not do the juggling story? No?
I think you're gonna like it, because well, who was
who was the number one juggler from last year? But
everyone juggle from Yeah, that would be interesting, that would
be a nice comparison. And Lloyd Schmis's fuss. Oh, I
didn't know he was still around. Lloyd. I thought after

(13:31):
that fireworks and he stopped, I plug. Yeah, the Smith's
f he's even try. No, he just but his lips
and let his tongue flying to be funny and humming.

(13:53):
So different. I think I distinctly recall a sound coming
out right now.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
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what's happening in your life? Eventually you're gonna want to
take a breather and maybe retire. And that may be
way down the road, but now is a good time
to get that organized, because, let's face it, a social
security going to be enough. Is it going to exist?
You want to be prepared. That's what the Silac Insurance

(14:18):
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Speaker 1 (14:20):
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An annuity is a way to make sure that you
keep getting paid when you retire, So no doom and
gloom when you look at the stock market anymore, because
this is designed to counter whatever may be happening in
the world of the stock market and investments, the volatility,
if you will, of the investment scene out there. With

(14:44):
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(15:20):
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Speaker 1 (15:26):
Coming up.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
In the news, we do have a juggling in your brain.
We have sex dolls in the news. Juggle sex dolls
and a sequel to yesterday's wonderful story about dog surfing.
Oh really yeah, and again, by the way, to be
perfectly clear, at dog surfing, the dogs are on surfboards.

(15:47):
People are not surfing on top of dogs. Oh thank you,
which would be fun.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Although if someone tried to surf on their dog, the
dog would think it was great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is the greatest day of my life. This is great. Dad,
lay on my back. This is great. I'm going to
have liver for lunch and then I'm an interstake sandwich
for dinner. A hold of lettuce. I think I'm taking
too much. And also on corn talk, we have a
lot of letters with a lot of letters about corn. Yeah,

(16:11):
and I have last year's college football polled contrast and
compare to this year. Careful what you witch? That should
be longer than forty five minutes. I call it the
sports essay. It's coming up and now an editorial. We
are in the Oreli Auto Parts Studios. This is the

(16:33):
Bob and Toms.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Jim Rome takes on sports. Why because you're not playing
me with rapid fire takes you all went from.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
The Super Bowl straight to the toilet Bowl. He's not
over the NFL.

Speaker 8 (16:46):
The NFL is over his scorching debates, all the good,
all the bad, all the ups, all the downs. He's
the spitfire of sports smack.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
I said it, but I can't say it anymore.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
Dude, you are killing the game. The Jim Room Show
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Speaker 1 (17:07):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy
Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I'm news ready.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
They don't do that anymore. It's a damn What was that?
Was that Morse code Tom? Or was that tell Star?
Or was that spot Nick? What was that? Remember who? Question?
Tell Star? That was there was a big hit song
called tell Star When I was a little that was
the first one of the first satellites, if not the
first satellite. Tell Sarah.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
I can remember being a little boy and uh standing
on the beach in Harbert Springs looking up and you
could see something going overhead called echo.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
It was very scary. Why satellite. You didn't see it
as the advancements in technology future. I saw it as
the Ruskies. Uh, you saw it by going to sleep
by the light of a communist moon, right, that's right.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
I saw the guy saw those big missiles being a
ship to Cuba.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I know what's going on. How many people got together
of your age group would say that John Kennedy just
scarred them for the rest of their lives. Well, he didn't. Well,
he made the big announcements to do you know the
missiles there in Cuba. Yeah, I went to boy years ago.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
I went down that rabbit hole and read like three
different books on it and the Cuban missile crisis and
all that stuff. And I'm fairly convinced if anyone but
JFK had been in office, oh yeah, because everyone was
telling him to do opposite what he ended up doing.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm watching a sci fi series right now. It's they
have a time machine, but they use it for good
and it's it's not it's not bad. But in their
alternate reality, the world did end in nineteen sixty three.
Oh wow, with the Cuban missile crisis. Yea, and yeah,
so then they backed the they backed time up before
and they try to stop it. Pretty good. Wow, he

(19:01):
must not have slept for thirteen days. Oh now we
are going to move forward here. Do you think your
generation has PTSD?

Speaker 7 (19:09):
I think, like case, I think everybody has PTSD, you know,
because I think younger generations will have sort of a
COVID PTSD as well.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
There will be everybody.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
Everybody's yeah, as Mary Tyler Moore of him as just said,
everybody's got something, yes, yeah, yeah, I look to her
to guide me. I mean, I mean even Jeff Bezos
probably wakes up in the bill that every once in
a while, and there's a chance he knows way more
than any of us ever, so here there.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah. Do you think he worries about reconciling his checkbook? No,
I'm off nine cents.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Do you do that balance your check book?

Speaker 8 (19:42):
For me? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh god, no, me either. Hell no.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
He probably worries about the power of his erections and
if he keeps, if he keeps getting the CLIs ivy,
if it's going to eventually make his eyeballs.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Explain, I think he should worry about what what face
his wife comes home with. That's what I was worried about.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
I heard he hurt his back. Oh really yeah, yeah,
he was picking up the pre nup off the ground.
And I'll play somewhat weighty. How'd that conversation go? You're
gonna laugh? Okay, I got a document I need you
to sign. Well, yeah, there's no it's standard. It's a

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boiler plate.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
You know, I know that's an a B. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
Right, Well, it's a time to check in with your
letters here in the bobbin Toon program coming to you
from the Oreli Auto Park studios.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Many invaried letters over here today. A lot of corn news,
A lot of corn news, A lot I have a
lot of corn news. Matter of fact, let's start with
corn news. We're talking about fresh sweet corn yesterday, and that,
of course, if you talk about sweet corn, you always
end up talking about corn skewers. Oh yeah, and there
are many invaried as well. And let's see a picture

(20:55):
of the latest corn skewer. This is a docs and
on one end his head on one end of the corn.
That his tail on the other end.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
That's wonderful, just wonder somebody stole the plates from a
Chinese buffet.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
That's possible. That's absolutely possible. Did someone send us that
so sweet Dots's funny?

Speaker 7 (21:17):
That's that's that's acceptable because I pat, I said, if
they don't look like little corn on the cobs, they're
not corner on the cobs skewers.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Now, when you go to a Chinese restaurant and they
have those little mini corn on the cobs, oh thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, I never eat them. Yeah, I don't like the fla.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Oh no, Tom, I admire Tom for this opinion. I
just think it's the same reason I'm like ordering veal.
I like those corns have a full life, grow into
big corns. Please don't write a letter again.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Say you think there's a some corn conglomerate out there.
This is too large for the mini corn. You let
it grow too long? Go back?

Speaker 6 (21:56):
Do they grow those things? And like they're like little
teeny corns. Don't know where do those come from? Oh yeah,
they're a little few sh taste like corn.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Does any other I've never eaten one. I don't think
they do taste corn.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
There's a little bit of corn, but it's I just
don't care for what are they?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I'm gonna look at that.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah. Does any other uh food type use those things?
Probably some kind of damn night shade or something. I
don't know. I only really see it in like Asian cuisine. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
We were talking about this because I got some uh
sweet corn over the weekend. It was the first sweet
corn that was absolutely great that I've had this year.
And we talk about the seasonality of certain foods and
corn is certainly one of them, And that got us
talking about our friend Greg Warren, the great comedian. Greg

(22:47):
has a comedy special out there called Where the Field
Corn Grows. Among other things, he talks about the field corn,
sweet corn, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Et cetera. Doesn't that sound funny? Well? Fun God, I
know he's one of my best friends. I can say
stuff like.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
And I got a letter about that about eating field corn,
which I'll get to in a second. Did you find
the answer.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yes. Many corn, also known as baby corn, refers to
the immature ears of corn harvested before the kernels fully developed.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Essentially the same type of corn as the ears we
typically eat, but are picked in a much younger stage.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
No way, I was kidding. Yeah, that's the idea that
I thought it was some kind of beat or something.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Does like corn? I'm just saying, does Pat stop saying
that your tasters are off? So who else uses that?
What other cuisine has the I like the way you
say quizzine cuisine.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I don't know who you essentially the same type of
corn as you eat yep, weird. Yeah, they're picked at
a much younger stage, typically when they're only a few
inches long.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, too long, and then throw them out and that
goes down on your permanent record as a tiny baby.
Nobody wants the teenage corn arms.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Before it's fully pollinated.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
The there's a full look at the docks. It on
one end and and what are those call? Is that
a hot dog on then skewers, skewers.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Okay, so and that's k e w E R s.
And then I had a technical question. Is it okay
to eat your corn right to left or left to
right and and then you know, slip it on a
round a notch and then eat the next level.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Of course, yeah, you go. You were unfairly criticized.

Speaker 7 (24:30):
Wait a minute, you don't deep throat it and bite
and go halfway down like a cartoon cat with a fish.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
But the other technique, of course, is you take a
bite and then rotate and take a bite, rotate a bite, rotate.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You've got me thinking now I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Remember how you exactly me too. I gotta I'm gonna
have some corn, and.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I do an old fashioned typewriter style.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I thought I did, But now that you're talking.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Do you hum that song? What I do? I burn
my hands? Yeah? Yeah. You don't have skewers at my apartment,
wouldn't have nothing.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Do you even make corn?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Though I did for Jimmy yet two weeks ago. Yeah, okay,
you boiled it and I did. Yeah, listen to this, oh,
and Christy pointed, so I did not.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
I was not aware of this. You you put sugar
in the water when you boil your sweet corn?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I do, yes, it's according to taste.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Some people put salt, some people put nothing.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I use somebody. Some people dunk it in sugar and
then butter.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
Angie after it's made, she says, I just wanted to
share with you all. I grew up eating sour cream
on my corn on the cop o hell rather than
buttering it. I think maybe she butters and that sounds
really good, says it's the best way to enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I've never even thought.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
And then I believe it's the movie, the one about
the bomb and the There We Go where the beginning
of the movie, the mom takes the someone takes a
piece of bread, puts butter on it.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
We've always done that.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
And then the corn in it to put butter on it.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Always we used to use the keel of the bread.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I think it's the movie War Games.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
The heel of the bread was what we used every time.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Oh with Matthew. Now, when somebody eat the bread, if.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
You wanted to, you could eat the bread. But we
used it to butter the corn.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
The whole time. But then but somebody in your family
didn't go not give me that piece? Did you pass
the bread around? Yeah, you're just I've never seen it.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
You've never seen that. Never are you following the logic?
Here piece of bread, butter and the bread spin.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Following the logic a brush that would get side in
the middle of the table. This question, I asked this
many times. I need you to answer me, please, Yes,
how stupid do you think we are?

Speaker 7 (26:39):
I was addressing pat pat Were you a carry gold
family or the Irish?

Speaker 10 (26:44):
No, no, I am Now we didn't hear about that
because we used the cheap stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, there's also a thing that a company called Pampered
Chef makes that's great. You put a pat of butter
in it, and then it's kind of curved and you
can pull it push it around on your corn like
at and then as the butter melts, you just pushed
the little plunger down and it puts.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Look at the look at gilded age over there. Would
it be Would it be great if.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Corn butter some family had like some massive Rube Goldberg
Goldberg device that had like a spray paint thing pick.

Speaker 10 (27:21):
Up like pee wee herms, we would have meals of
just corn and kool aid.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Swear to good we've all had. Then you also have
a candy barn of bulls. H Yeah. Those end of
the month meals were were pretty wild, weren't they? They
say sometimes the end of the month, there's more month
and more month than money. Oh well, let's keep going.
You got a letter over there here, Bobby tom Show,

(27:51):
first time emailer. I've been listening since seventh grade and
nineteen ninety seven, Last century kids. I was listening today
to Craig Warner and the Warner Report on phone booths.
I had to mention you forgot the phone booth references
we use in blue collar trades. The new kids don't get.

(28:11):
I'm a field mechanic and the coal mines of West Virginia. Wow.
When I was a new mechanic, I was messing with
the older guy training me, and he told me I
would rather shave a Bobcat's ass in a phone booth
than f with him. Now that I'm the old guy,
we changed it to a porta John because when we
say phone booth, they have no idea what we're talking.

(28:32):
Thank you for all the laughs. Enjoyed seeing you in
Charleston last year of Charleston, West Virginia. Josh keeps supporting
new metal music. We'll do tomm You may want to
look into a three wheel bike. We would all feel
safer with you on wheel. No, thank you? What was
the what was the expression again, I'd rather shave? What
is it? I'd rather shave a Bobcat's ass in a

(28:54):
phone booth than f with him. That's a great, great story,
or f with him? I think another out.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
I'd rather shave a bobcats assid a Portagehn. Then that's
a good one.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, yeah, that must be scratched.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Yeah, it's gonna be brought. We have animals attacking in
the news coming up. That's right, a grizzly bear and
in a likely spot for a grizzly bear, but an
unlikely victim. We'll be finding out about that coming up today. Also,
if you're a juggler, you'll want to hang on.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
We've also got.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
We get these all the time, these unusual stories about
the blow up sex dolls. Yeah, maybe we need a
disposal system for these. Huh, well, like a recycling thing.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Well, yeah, you just deflated and put in your recycling Yeah,
no I do.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
I mean, I mean a specific for example, I just
came back from Colorado and it's almost impossible to throw
anything away. No, because there's there's like there's like there's
no garbage. There's like there's like a system that you
got to walk up. Okay, which one is this? Does
this recycling? Is this trash? Is this plastic? It gets
very complicated. Maybe maybe we need bins?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Did I hear's?

Speaker 6 (30:10):
I've got a much better example, a right, you know
those things of fire fire stations where you can put
a kid in.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Oh oh, the safe box.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, the safe box where you live nowhere or not wet,
not unwet mother might leave a born baby here. I'm
sure she might be. Well, the point is, please continue
with this hilarious promise.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
This is I'm just saying getting rid of a sex
doll is somewhat analogous to that.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
No, are you saying you are stretching the definition of someone? Say?
Can you imagine if every fire fire station you've caught,
you've caught, at least right now, someone burst into tears
as you said, I forgot it was my fault. Oh kick?

(31:01):
What's coming up? In sports? That's a good question. NCAA.
They're making some noise because hey, we're we're valid. We
still need to be here. Come on, there's still regulations
that we can have people a vide by. I can't
think of any right now, but bye gosh, if you
look in the rules and rags there, we'll have a

(31:21):
big dumper story. I know how you like the big dumper.
Tom Mare's your league baseball. That's a baseball player hitting
another homer, not a reference to a large movement, and
I will tell you about the Seattle cracking mascot.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
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what a cracking is. Okay, okay, right now, I want
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(32:00):
I'd love to Java House. Peel and poor Pods.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I'm just doing this myself. Tom's working with his favorite coworker.
Right this is how I talked to my dog. I
was are we having a good day? No? What do
you mean? No? Do I ask you to work? No?
Do you have your bone? Uh? Huh? Where'd you put it? Oh?
I'm supposed to go find it now, I'm sorry? What

(32:24):
were we talking about?

Speaker 10 (32:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Java House? Did you say you played hide the bone
last night with my dogs? I played it all the time.
Could we move on? Java House? Peel and poor Pods.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
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(32:58):
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Speaker 1 (32:59):
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Speaker 6 (33:00):
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Speaker 1 (33:04):
We can throw that in all right. Uh.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Java House is the official coffee of the Bob and
Tom Show. Java House is the official refreshment of the
Bob and Tom Show. And I did mention the hydration drinks.
I'm about to grab one myself. As a matter of.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
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Speaker 6 (33:19):
They've got some cool stuff in the world of IndyCar
racing and uh, we're gonna be talking about that coming
up a little bit later on this week, and when
we get back here, we'll get some more letters. We're
weighing in in the world of a sweet Corn and watermelon.
And I got a tomato letter here too.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh good hot tomato. Remether that like a Sergeant Billkothing
have you seen? Yeah, she's a hard tomato. Hot tomato.
Almost celebrating one hundredth year.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
And we are in the Oralioto Parts Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (33:51):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I'm sorry, Welcome back to the Bobby Top Show. Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
there's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
You know, we got a letter here. Somebody's requesting an
on air apology. And I won't mention about what. Okay,
and it's not even for me to make, but I
do think maybe we should all just collectively give an
on air apology.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yes, show, we're very sorry, just in general.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yes, we're always sorry.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I get behind that.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
I'm very very sorry, all right, the three two one,
We're sorry.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto
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Speaker 6 (34:46):
Hello Tom, I once again I was expressing my joy
the great seasonality of corn and the sweet corn season
has arrived. I hope you live somewhere near perhaps a
farmer's market or your favorite gross store has a nice
supply of sweet corn. I'm just saying that the first
great corn I've had this summer. I had this weekend awesome,
and I've had I've been eating it for more than

(35:08):
a month, but this it was just spectacle.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Did you hear that America? Tom had great sweet corn
this weekend? Write that down. We're very happy. So. I
know they're like microwave hacks and stuff for shucking, But
do you like to hand shot? You should try me.
You should try the microwave hack. But I bet you
like the process of the whole thing of shucking.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Do you shuck at the market or do you take
it home?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Take it home? You know you could shuck at the market.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
My little farmer's market stand. You can shuck right there.
He has a big no kid, yeah, big garbage skins.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Does it say go shut yourself? Shut yourself? Right? Do
you you snap? You snapped the beans as well? Do
you do that with your family. Do you churn butter?
Do you do it all?

Speaker 9 (35:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
It doesn't snap green beans. You got to snap the beans.
You never snapped a bean in the little on the topic.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
The topic is corn and we have a letter. Uh.
The subject was corn. That's right or right? Of course?
Who is it?

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Who are the comedians that I forget? If they're in
a movie and the title of the movie is part
of the dialogue, they'll stand.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Up, they don't stand up the clap. Yeah, the subject
was roses. The subject was corn. Uh, this is from
j this is interstellar.

Speaker 8 (36:26):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
He grew up ninety miles west of Omaha corn farmer.
My dad taught me how to eat field corn. Really
it's sweetness. Window is but a day or two, but
really good if you catch it just right.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Whoa a lot of good luck?

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, how do you figure that out? But he learned m't.
He doesn't tell us what the secret is. I just
noticed in your field corn out back here. Can you
tell me within like a day or two when you
plan it? Then I'd really appreciate it. Someone out there
get it right to it. Now. Do we have any

(37:07):
more corn mail? No, we got watermelon mail. Though. Remember
the watermelon we had was in bacon rides. Remember that
the season of the Delicious. Well, hello, Bob and Tom Show. Oh,
where is the watermelon story? I've misplaced it. I was
going to go with a watermelon anyway, I tried. I
came out of the shower, Chick with my junk in

(37:29):
my hand, demanded, you want any of this before I
put it away, and I remembered, like you, Chick, I'm alone,
so very very alone. That's David.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Oh, we have a off topic letter from Justin. We
were leaving the house for a few days. My ten
year old daughter, who was wise but beyond her years,
wanted to ask if I had adjusted the thermostat, but
she couldn't recall the name. She said, Hey, Dad, did
you fix the heat changer?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh? Yes, sure, perfect valid? Yeah not almost. I bet
heat changer was second to heat pump as far as naming. Now.
We also have a love of tomatoes this season, Dear
Tom Show, I found the waterlon Okay, rest easy?

Speaker 11 (38:13):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Good morning, Bob and Tom Show. Talking about some of
the food that we look forward to in the summer.
Our family absolutely loves pickled watermelon rine. Yeah, and that's
what you were talking about. Yeah, right, if you haven't
tried it, it's well worth. Yeah, we had great, but
the bacon on it was.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Here's another little so good watermelon tomato salad. Very good,
really yeah, just a few little cherry tomatoes. Cut them
in half, put them in your watermelon salad with some
feti cheese. Mint interesting, very good mint, yes, hard, No,
we don't have to put the mint in.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
There with chick on this? Does it have to be
the planter? Or can you just tear up a piece
of double mint.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
So you can just you know, or you can just
take you can just take your crush toothpaste, squirt it
all over there.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Like, why do you guys hate me?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Like a in my tea? I hate especially green teas.
It's evil, evil flavor.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
Once again, the secret to life oranges in your iced tea,
not lemons. Try it, you'll thank me.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Wait a minute, you said you don't like flavored ice tea.
I don't. And now other than orange, you take a
black tea and you put a slice of orange in
it instead of a Lemon's good? But I like the lemon.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah, I like lemon too.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
It's I hate lemon and tea number one. It's here's
the distinction. It's like driving a Bentley instead of a
Rolls Royce. Everybody has a Rolls Royce, but e Bentley.
Ah No, that's class, you.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
Know, could you?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Could you everybody go get bent for me? That got
another letter here? No, it's for Tom. Dear Bob and
Tom show you need an air horn for your bike,
not one of those prissy bike bells. More bang for
your buck. Tom, Tom is a bike bell.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
We're talking about getting him one.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
If I buy you the cucaracha horn where you you know,
they have tiny little programmable cucaracha horse attached to your handlebar,
and that would that would scare people any tune you want,
because what you when you when you come upon someone,
you go on your left. But yeah, I think would

(40:20):
be I think maybe getting some kind of a bell.
The problem that my girls have them on their bikes,
but again they're girls. When I hear somebody on a bike,
my my habit though, is to turn around and like
inadvertent step into their path right on your left. What
was that scares time? Now? The discussion yesterday also was

(40:43):
about the seasonality of tomatoes.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
I'm a big fan. Right now is that you can
have just for lunch. And I cut up tomatom delightful.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Great lunch that is well, you can you can cover
it in gravy and pizza.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
Hang on, hang on?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
What what? What did you? What was your launch? Sliced tomato?
Sliced tomato the depression? Slice it right up? So do
you get a whole tomato yourself? Or you you half
it up so you can make it stretch.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
Most recently, our our handyman Mike has brought some tomatoes
in here, but them up.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
It doesn't mean for you to have it as a meals. Possibly,
did you at least have a couple of triskets or
something anything.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
I have a nice letter here which i'd like to
get to before noon.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
This is from Robert.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
The favorite way to enjoy the beautiful tomatoes of the
season A tomato sandwich. Oh my god, toast sliced tomato, cheese, mayo,
salt and pepper.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
That sounds fine, white bread, lots of butter, tomato, maybe mayonnaise.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
Cheese whiz I no, okay, sends letters Bob and Tom,
Bob and Tom.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
When you were a kid, did you think cheese was whiz?
You were peeing on the cheese. Right.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
No, I thought cheese whiz was the stuff that squirted out.
It's not. I've never, of course eaten.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Anything inadvertently kind of perpetuated that mistake. There's a cheese
whiz by and he throws them squeeze cheese?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Is there? Cheese whizzrom Belvita the same thing?

Speaker 6 (42:26):
No, no, and isn't packaging and isn't flvida, doesn't velvita when.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
They make it isn't isn't it a clear block? And
they have to add the.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Troubling lascinating and it looks like that gelatin and spam.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah, say what you want. It makes great macat cheese.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
They don't have to choose the cheese flavor. They can
put anything in there they want. Hang on a second
before we break. Here comes Tom on his bike. Hang on,
I stay today. I hope you're enjoying us.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is

Speaker 9 (43:06):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
is Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin,
Hey Chick, Josh Arnold, Happy Thursday. He's cosby the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly for all your carcare nees.
Get the parts and service you need fast from the
professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm chick and

(43:38):
Hello Tom, Hello chick McGee. Do we have any more
letters over there? You want to go? Dear Bob and
Tom show. I get to listen extra long this morning.
I live in Medford, Oregon, and we are expecting a
two hour delay. He says, what do you think of that?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Oh trafficlas weather delay? Where we got going?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
He's working for his PhD. Make fun of them. I'm
not going to all I'll make fun of them with
his PhD? Is something stupid? P ps? Uh there are
active payphones? Tom along I ten in so Coow. Wow,
there you go.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
You were asking about payphones and uh, that's what he says.
I wonder what they're for for emergencies?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Maybe?

Speaker 6 (44:24):
What do you what do you mean? They're just payphones
and they're they're to be used. I'd be curious as
how often they're used. I would speculate, what is your point?
Almost never? And you should.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
What does it hurt having them? There? Nothing? What if
your phone dies and you need to make a call. Oh,
that's when i'd be handy if you can't afford a phone. There,
there you go. What if you can't afford us a
big time? They o love and cell phone? Maybe?

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Yeah, because I mean, I've noticed the tens of thousands
that don't have them right, they're mostly under five years
of age.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
But this is kind of interesting people, It says, hey
people's hey, man, try your sweet corn boiled with old
bass seasoning. You'll thank me later.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Ah. There are those who swear by old.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Baby, boy, don't they.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
I like a corn, you know, that piece of corn
and a nice seafood boil that.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, you're right, boy, down on the beach makes seafood nice.
Let's see Derek naked women.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Derek writes, when I grew up, we always boiled our
corn on the cob and water mixed with milk, butter
and sugar.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah, I've heard of that.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
By the way, the classic typewriter method is the only
correct way to eat corn in the cops. He's dying
on that hill and even referencing the typewriter method in
today's world. Really, I mean dates him. Yeah, when is
the last time you saw a typewriter?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
You think typewriter, You think typewriter teachers saw the far
easier to use keyboards heading down the pike and then
not gonna need us anymore, you know? Or do you
still need a typewriter?

Speaker 6 (46:05):
And there's some famous store I forget where Boston or
New York is where they fix still fixed typewriters.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Probably a picture of Tom Hanks in there, a huge
fan obviously.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Do they teach keyboard to kids like in first grade?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I must yeah, probably, yeah, it.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Must have early, but I mean they do the same like,
not like we learned in typewriting class.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah, keyboard check me a S, D F G H
j K L semicola.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Very good.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
That's your home, bro.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, Tom, you don't type like that, right.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I am a pecker. Go ahead, lay on the jokes. No,
I'm a hunter, are you?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
You don't? Okay?

Speaker 6 (46:48):
But I do it with a certain speed now, well yeah,
very very slow, h Pat. I've got to find a song.
I got a song. We can get out of pap,
but I've got to do a little homework first. So
they hang on for just a second if you want
to get to some more letters while I look for this.
Dear bobbit Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
As a fellow cyclist, Tom Jack, I'm curious, can you
would you? Will you share what kind of bike you ride?
That Scott in Lansing, Michigan. It's a huffy. I'm gonna
go with huffy when when it's track, it's a hybrid.
I have a track.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
I have a track.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
It started as no, No, it's it's been modified drastically, So.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
What does that mean? As an engine on the it's
like a Franken bike. You can just say, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Everybody put it together for you at a bike No, No, it.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Was one thing. Did you had it altered? Did you
put it together? Yeah? You did.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
I mean I had my friends at the bike line
do it. But yeah, so you didn't put it together
but special breaks or something, just some exotic stuff.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
What was.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, yeah, zot except was a basket and those streamers,
you know, like like Peewee with the lions.

Speaker 12 (48:11):
Ou.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
I can remember it when I was a little boy,
if you had a basket on your bike, you would
just be mocked, of course, Dorothy. Yeah, the kids are
so awful in general and to each other.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
If you were a girl with a basket though, it
was fine. Isn't that interesting?

Speaker 6 (48:28):
But I had a paper route, so I had a
I had like this big double basket in the back
of my shwind Tornado. It was just relentlessly mocked.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
But yours was. You had a reason, but you're still
gonna Yeah, hey, Tom, does your husband have a bike?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Oh you're not going to ride that bike down dirt
hills and ramps and jumped. No, no, I'm just saying
that's why they mocked you.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Oh, there are a lot of reasons they mocked me.
You're not riding down dirt hills and jumps now when
he was a kid. Yeah, no, that I had.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
I bought a like a thirty dollars bike, and then
I modified that and I put the course the banana
seat on it.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Oh yeah, see you were mocked. Yes, yeah, Chick and
I both wanted to get the one that the sting
ray that had the stick shift on it, snick shift
and the leopard seat.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yeah oh yeah, oh yeah, it's a different time.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Yeah. In any event, my bike is that it's like
three different bikes thrown together.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Of course it is. It's very hard to find why
would you just buy one.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
B Why what's wrong with the one?

Speaker 6 (49:39):
I did have it and then I kind of started
using it for different things and changed it like a cross.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, okay, it makes sense. I answer I wouldn't read.
Nobody liked that answer. All I know is we need
a horn that can be attached to a bike that
makes this sound. That's all we need.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
Yes, sir, in your neighborhood and you are Now I've
got I found this news story.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Ice agents running from between the.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Hello miss sleepers, keepers and keepers and landscape.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I was jumping off the roof.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
There are there are a lot of of heroic scientists
out there that never get the credit that they deserve.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Oh this amazing.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
They develop crops to say, thousands of lives and of
listening in the article, this is far above your pay
grade of intelligence, slowly poisoning us all. They've developed something
called short corn that what you're listening to is a
live reading of an article in the magazine.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Boar is like he's defending the CEOs of like Monsanto.
You know, it really does a good job. The guys
at Dow they do a great job. Sure, the benefited
in many ways. We all have tumors at the age
of now. But he's going over. They do great things.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
I wasn't discussing any of those companies. I'm talking about
something called short corn. Anyone know what this is. It's
not the little baby corn you get in Chinese, it's not.
They're currently testing it on thirty thousand acres here in
the United States with the promise of offering farmers of
variety that withstand powerful windstorms.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Don't want no short short corn.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
The corn smaller stature and sturdy your base and able
it to withstand winds without the fifty miles an hour day.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Now, Josh, the reason I think things you can read
about and bore magazine. The reason you're gonna like this, Josh,
is it's gonna make air. It's gonna make those corn
mazes at Halloween a lot easier because the corn is
only two feet off the ground. Finished, h right over there,

(51:58):
I just stepped over the walls. Although I understand. There
you go. There's a there's a thank you, Christopher, there's
a picture of it. Thanks for the thanks for the
sour per Simmons. Guys, what would you say, there's a photograph.
They've got the new short corn variety is the big
corn corn you are that it does look first of them.

(52:21):
I think the big corn is too big, too big,
never seen, because that make it. That's a corn you
find out Skull Island.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Corn looks like normal.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yes, that's the actual that's the cover of Boar magazine.
That's tom this month. Were the reason you won't like it?

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Chick is the short corn. Understand it's harder to spot
in your poop. Here we go to drug you into that.
You know, you know what happens with corn. We can't
digest the husk, the outer shell, and it's hollow inside.
But that's how you and.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
When you, when you were a kidding you discover that.
Tell me you didn't find it hilarious. I did not,
and I continue, why are we eating this? This is
just what happens to it. You don't buy corn, you're red,
that's right. Yeah, he's adapting. He's adapting, adapting a classic joke.

(53:20):
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Speaker 11 (54:28):
No.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Thank you very much, Chickster, coming up more of your
corn talk. Finding this absolutely fascinating. We have the importance
of juggling for your mental health. It's on the way.
I'm sure we have something from the world of sports
we'll want to get to. And if you're wondering what
to do with that guinea pig, you've got your kids
that they don't like anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
You can't flush, yeah, don't flush them we got we
got something something new. Kids just all of a sudden,
go I don't like that guinea pig anymore. It happens. Yes, yes,
I've grown out of my guinea weird.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
Yeah, they get they get that rabbit in three weeks later.
Your house smells like rabbit turds, and they don't want
to touch them.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Sometimes they just let them start.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Okay, well we'll uh, we'll find out what I'm talking
about later on. We are in the Orelli Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobb and Tom Show. Christy Lee,
Hey Hat Godwin, Josh, Arnold, A's Cosby. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm chick more letters Tom talking
sweet corn and ho Tom, which I love very much.
We're talking vegetables in general, but this is the sweet
corn season. Great tomatoes aren't there? And just a review

(55:39):
real quick? Cucumbers are pickles, right?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
What pickles are cucumbers?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Not all cucumbers are pickles, but all pickles are cucumb
Once you can't become a cue.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Crem No, yes, I think that again.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Not all cucumbers are pickles, but all pickles are cucumb No,
you could have pickled watermelon. Well, that would be a watermelon,
your jackass cucumbers.

Speaker 8 (56:01):
Well you don't.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
You don't look at pickle watermelon and go, I'm gonna
have a pickle, pickle cucumbers and the only thing they
call pickles watermelon? Maybe here and you know there are meetings, Hey,
give me a pickle. Wait a minute, you know you're
not the meetings anymore because we have a lot of
things to say. We can't have you here. We can't.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
So what is the phrase I'm in a pickle? What
is that from?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
You're stuck? What you're stuck in a can? Maybe that's
what I always kind of thought, I'm trapped in a
briny jar.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
That's relatable. Sure, who hasn't been trapped in take literally,
if you.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Take your favorite you take your favorite pickle flavor jar
and put a cucumber in it, it'll take on the
flavor of the pickles. Yeah, yeah, not as strongly, of course,
but it's there. I'd like you. I'm gonna try. I'm
a I'm a fan of Grillock's pickles. Have you had
those list? Is that a brand? No? I don't know
if it was a type of pickle. That's a brand. Okay,

(57:01):
it's a clean pickle. They don't use any dye. Uh huh.
Why aren't you playing a song? Yeah, well I've got
I do. I have a request for a song. I
don't know what you're talking about. Well it goes we
do you guys talk? Ever?

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
I heard him the break, but you've heard I need
to capo up and you've heard.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Our communication is on the air. Imagine how it is.
Off's here we go. We're having dinner tonight. So I
have a heart time.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
I have to I have to get the new bottom
Tom time machine sound effect. We're gonna go back in
time almost exactly five years to August of twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Oh the thing that was growing up Dateline, Heart of
the pandemics us. Excuse me, I'll be speaking now. Oh
I know, no, no, And when you start speaking, we're
going to have an indicator. Yeah. Uh. Dateline Sooux Falls,
South Dakotah. Once again. This is from August of two thousand,

(58:00):
twenty corn. Now once again, what's the date again? Tom
walked me through this how the dates work.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Five years ago this made news from the Associated Press.
That's how significant this story is a corn stalk was
growing through a crack and a Sioux Fall City sidewalk.
It had according to the Argus Leader.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Oh my god. Then some real estate guy.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
The argus leader. The stalk became popular with the folks
and Sioux Falls number one. They gave it a Twitter account. Now.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
In Exico, oh Mayor Paul ten Hagens said the plant
was dubbed the fifty seventh Street corn. It was a
symbol of resiliency and hope during the pandemic. You know
you sings out there. You know we we got through
that pandemic. You know how we got through it by
listening to great music.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
My god, he didn't make a song about it.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
I'm corn in a small town, grown in the sidewalk
of a small town.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Come up to the concrete of a.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Small town, a symbolad si scen.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Corn just can't be vested and a shell can't be digested.

Speaker 8 (59:26):
Your turns are corner lasted.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Think about that, Josh embarrass before you eat me.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
He's got the number. I'm not growled up, give anything
mock Ham right now.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
I'm not top up the hot cream corn.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I could follow the son and be popcorn. What if
you walked in and punched Bat.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
He'd put his cigarette in Pats his cigarette out in
Pat's hair's shot.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
You ever play any of my songs might be feeling
a sweet corn camp and beat.

Speaker 8 (59:58):
That's right, I'm king in the l and the three.

Speaker 13 (01:00:01):
Okay, yay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Concrete Canton very Whoah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Tribe John Mellencamp song I had completely ruined by taking
part in some corn thing.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
The worldwide news I founded by the way that short corn.
I didn't know this. You know what it's called short
corn corn Shetland corn scared me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Yes, no, not, of course not. See uh if you
ever saw a lassie when you saw the mini never mind,
we still have more mail. Would rather do that or
get to sports. Dear Bobby tom shows to traffic, Listening

(01:00:57):
to your again, listening to your show this morning, I
heard you, uh tomatoes talk. I just wanted to let
you guys know, if you're ever in West by God, Virginia,
you need to stop by Grits Midway Greenhouse g R
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(01:01:19):
grown tomatoes. Best in the state and if I might
say so, maybe the country. Wow. Love your show helps
me get through my morning workday. Jacob George Jacob ps, Yes,
I know I have two first names. There you go?

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Is it hydroponic? Is that the one where that's just
a fluid and glass balls or something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Yeah, they kind of grow on.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
A and isn't that aren't there marijuana into a marijuana farm?
Marijuana farms that are big in then?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, you know how they catch people. They have a
heat sensing photographs that can see like grow lights. It's
like a normal house and then the basement of just
lights up on infrared planks.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Who wasted wasting a lot of time and money worrying
about that? Oh yeah, dear Bob and Tom Show writes,
mister Gillham, you boil corn coat with mayonnaise rolling parmesan cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Oh man, oh what is this word? Christy coat with
coat with.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
El elote e l o t e.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Anybody a lot a No, No, I don't know any
anything to do with chipotle. I don't know what that
is lote right. I think that's how you know what
it is. I think I think it's what's in street
corn that you like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Oh really, it doesn't come up on here, so I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
That must be what that makes that would make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Well, Mexican street corns made with coches co o t
I j A.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Yeah, I do too. And they used tahini here, so
I don't know. This is from sprinkles it with.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Look at the little baby tahini. That's baby.

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
I mentioned that Joshua was on suspension as of forty secondsico.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Oh god, uh this is from Uh yeah, it's a lot.
That's parmesan and mayonnaise. That's a whole meal right there.
That's delightful.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Ever since I was young, I have been putting yellow
mustard on my corn. Rights Scott in Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Scott's wrong, delicious, give it. Betty also puts spaghetti on
his chili. No, Scott, stop it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
Oh, I love that mustard on corn. I didn't know
your anti chili mac. I am chili chili spaghetti spaghetti too.
Now the worlds can't collide. No, Now, are you a
pro beans in your chili? I am pro beans? I
like beans. I like beans in the chili.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
It's E L O T E. A classic Mexican street
that has grilled corna cheese and cilantro with a spicy
lime mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Oh, chick was right. Every told our staff a chef
Jess that yes, Loti is Mexican street corner. There you go. Okay,
all right, Uh, are you gonna get married? No, we're
going to. Isn't A's sister? Cute? Kids are kids? It's

(01:04:20):
her brother to show. I never get it right there,
Bobby's top show. I don't get to hear you guys
live because my work. But boy, I love the podcast.
I was listening to a repeat segment everybody talking about
roller bags. Tom, I'm glad you found them finally. Last
year I got my husband a roller bag set customized

(01:04:41):
with pictures of our dogs. Oh that's nice. Each bag,
I think we have the pictures of these. Each bag
is a picture of our of our puppy dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
So obviously when the if you're checking your luggage, the
sun comes down the rack.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Oh look there you go. There's Belcher, right.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
Yeah, my Belcher. There's a fart knocker. You know, we
got to get better at naming our dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
We should. Yeah, and we do have a dozen dogs
in sports. There's popcorn, f there's uh. The big bag
is Clyde. He's a rescue the middle bag is Guinness.
He's a rescue. It passed away in December. Oh well,
that's awkward. Now, it's just sad to see the dead
dog on here. Hopefully have fog memories and you look
at it positively. And the other bag is Jasper, another

(01:05:27):
rescue in Afghan hound Christie. Oh nice, you're you're a
big Afghan gal.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
There for a three at one time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Really, that's a lot of hair.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
A lot of a lot of hair brushing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Yeah, thank you giving three fabios. Yeah, yeah, exactly. There's
the yeah dogs.

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
Oh yeah, Oh those are great. Photographs are creepy, attacking
and embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Have you seen the shirts that look like oh yeah,
I don't know what giant dog face. I don't know
what the they did to the photos, but they look
real a f man, it's frightening. Well that's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
Time not out a chick in with the sports page
and we have dogs in sports. As a matter of fact,
the n C DOUBLEA has decided not to not to
expand the men's and women's basketball tournaments beyond sixty eight
teams to twenty twenty six. Dan gabbittt Male Prostitute and
then C Double A Senior vice president of best that's
a that's a fred Garvi. Fred it's a Saturday Fred

(01:06:22):
Garvin male prostitute.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Discussions about possibly expanding the seventy two or seventy six team, Well,
we've had this discussion. It would only add another weekend
to the tournament. Yeah, why not go over there? They're
just gonna like money go three hundred or some teams
playing in the division on hoops and UH and c
DOUBLEA president. One of my new favorite names Charlie Baker

(01:06:45):
the playmaker. That's right, Charlie Baker, the party maker. Yeah,
that's a good one. Like the party maker. Charlie Baker.
Nobody ever says party makers.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
Because we just invented it. It's a much more lay maker.
Is actually sports related. It works way better. May no,
it doesn't work better. Been used so many times. Chick
comes up with something original and you just crap all
over the thanks that was done.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Texas holds the top spot in the USA today preseason
coaches powl Ohio state number two, Penn State three, Number
four is Georgia number five. Notre Dame. You know a
lot of Catholics go to Notre Day. They do now
with the new rules, they can switch teams any week
they want, not weak. No, they don't be silly. You
know what though, they colleges and this started happening. My boy,

(01:07:29):
Colin Cowhard predicted this a couple of last year. He said,
because of the nil college football teams, especially in NCA
and the basketball not far behind, they're going to have
to be run like pro teams and the college they're
hiring general managers to keep track of salaries and it's
just like professional almost as if they were getting paid

(01:07:53):
for all. Wait a minute, they are. That's why they
need a general manager. A hockey mascot had a real
life face off in the Alaskan Wilderness the Seattle Krakens
sea troll mascot. His name is boy Boy Bully.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
Yeah, like the floating thing with the bell and light.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Yeah, walk me through Bowie. Well with contextually, if you
could province much easier to understand, said the guy who
can't say bull or Christopher Walkin. They were filming a
video at cat met My National Park when a grizzly
bear charged toward the mascot and the team staff. The

(01:08:38):
group was on a fishing trip to promote wildlife awareness.
So this guy is in this ridiculous outfit. That's ridiculous.
There's a grizzly bear attacking him. Yeah, he's a sea troll,
is what they say he is? What is a kraken? Exactly? Monster?

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
He said, a sea troll.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
No, the sea troll is that guy is booie octopus. Yeah,
like a release the cracking grab you and pull you
right down. And the ladies, the Ladies team has the
sea Air. Yes, that's right, it's the the Sea Rabbits.
But it's the Sea Air of course. Very popular footage,

(01:09:26):
Oh do we have footage of this shows the bear approaching,
prompting everyone to quickly back away. Park rangerser Sir says
the bear was not aggressive and the encounter ended without injuries.
The hockey team bear thought of the cracking, I probably
control sea troll, not cracking. So the mask the mascot

(01:09:52):
is not a cracker seatroll. The team is the seattle
cracking the Philly Fanatics, they're not the Philadelphia Fanatics. Doesn't
lend itself to being a cute mascot. Although if I
saw a grizzly bear in the wild, my cracking would
be a bleaking, if not bursting in pencil at least

(01:10:15):
the crack lease release the trousers. There's a drunk drunk so,
there's a guy fishing. There's a there's a loose grizzly bear.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Loose grizzly bear.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
One. Why aren't these all cages up on? What the hell? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:10:43):
Scary these guys better runs the water.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
He's not that far away. He's far, far, too far
away to cause the problem. There's just a bear growls,
oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
And they said he's not aggress so he's coming after
to eat these guys.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I'm just a mascot, they were. Then the mascot pointed
at himself and said, they're pretty interested in this. Yeah, yeah,
the bears, well you think they would. What's coming up
in sports world record with puppy dolls?

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
All right, all right, we've got a big juggling news
this morning, and I can't wait a huge just sex
doll news.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Yeah yeah, got you ever priced one of those things?
Sex doll? Well, they're like anything else. They're like golf club,
any hobby. You can pay as much as you want
for a sex doll, right am, I right on it
probably probably find one for twenty bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
There's a big run there's a big run on the
foreign ones right now, potential tariffs.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
They want to get him before there, get him before
the sex doll tariffs. Gina is about to go up
twenty five percent, you know Gina. She just looks like this. Okay,
dark hair. Of course we are. We are in the Aurelio.
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is

Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
More of the show is on the way.

Speaker 9 (01:12:01):
You can find us on x at Bob and Tom
or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
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Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
I like this Tom. He's borderline angry, but he's having
still having fun. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Yes, yes, yeah,
there's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold as Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Got a letter over there,
dear Bob and Tom show. Just had a deer run

(01:12:32):
out of a cornfield. That's the whole the whole letter.
Well we were talking about corn. Oh ps, it had
a baby piece of baby corn in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Oh okay, there you brings it all.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Got very good. Anything else happening at the sports page, Yes,
of course you know that tom.

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
Stupid world record.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
A group of canines have broken the Guinness World Record
for the most dogs on a battle board. Oh that's fun.
During the United Kingdom Dog Surfing Championships in Dorset, a
total of twelve dogs that's an American dozen of course
the British dozen that's fifteen, climbed onto a paddle board
to claim the title. There they are. They look horrible, Yeah,

(01:13:19):
the dogs are. They're all terrified. Everyone looking for a
way to get down. I don't want to be with
help me. And by the way, the dogs all have
doggy life jackets on. Yeah those are great. Yeah. Well no, no,
that doodle or poodle back in the back, he doesn't
have a life jacket on. He just has like a bandana.

(01:13:40):
All right. Yeah there, I hope that inflates. Oh but
my gosh, I didn't realize it, you know. I mean,
they're what in three feet of water.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
And there's people are standing up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Yeah, people could rescue them, and yeah, gets cute get clawed,
so that counts. I guess you know, next dog, I
get just getting closer to get another dog, know what
I mean. I'd be time for a trip to the farm.
He's getting up there. She's thirteen. She's really a right.

(01:14:14):
Will you name a dog Claude? That would be like
it good name for dog, Claude Claude. Yeah, Claude, damn it.
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
You're going to get another dog?

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
I might well there might be an opening. My friend
had a horse named Claude. Really he had to get
Claude Rains.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Oh wait you thank you very much. Tom. For those
of you not familiar with, I don't know what Gaza
Blanca THESI. So do you think do you think Claude
Rains feels like the Invisible Man was a misstep and he.

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
I sure, hope not. It's Clopse It's like that everybody.
He's kind of a lunatic.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
He's absolutely alludic. Yeah. He makes it seem like if
you turn invisible, you slowly go and say yeah. Yeah.
Have they made a number of remakes of that couple. Yeah,
they made one with Elizabeth Moss, which is actually pretty good. Yeah,
it's not too bad.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
Yeah, when you get a Claude range joke in that
is that is very nice. But if you see the
photograph of these dogs in the paddle boarder, just pretty funny.
But I'm not sure it's world record material.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
If it were cats, Well, yeah, that's impossible.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
Can you imagine that you'd have to wear sleeve guards
to protect the cats from clawing it to death and.

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
They have to be drugged. My cat, Gravy doesn't mind
water too much. She after I get out of the shower,
she sometimes insists that she go in the shower and
kind of wipe the water around and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Yeah, she let you give her a bath.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
I've never done that. She's always giving herself a bath.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Fair enough.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
She won't give me one, no matter how much peanut
butter I put on. Well, I take it back. There's
that noise. I don't know what that was. Okay, why
do you ever do that again? That because I'm a
contrary their Their tongue is rough, isn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Yeah, well, I think we can segue out of sports
briefly unless you're done.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Well, don't forget what Terry Jones always says, and get
hit by a car. Yeah, listen to my denture slips.

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
That actually leads into a story coming to us from
Denmark in the news that is sort of applicable to
your situation.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Zoo in Denmark is raising eyebrows with an unusual request.
Officials at the Gives Dunk Do Gives, Gives, Scud Gives
Scud and Zoo are asking the public to donate unwaddened
small pets like rabbits, guinea pigs, and hamsters, to be

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used as food for their captive predators, including lions and snakes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
That's right, I kind of like this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Zoo officials say the donations help mimic natural diets and
cut down on food waste. They add that all animals
used for feed must be in good health and free
of disease.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Hey, hey, son, I'm your Bunny's not here anymore? Oh
where is he? Day?

Speaker 6 (01:17:14):
Oh he's uh, he's living at the zoo. Oh wait
a minute, he's he's at the zoo. The living part
is he went to the zoo. Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
And don't they use words?

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
You know, I went to the farm.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Paths are being used for fodder and things like that.
Ah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Animal welfare advocates have voiced concerns about the ethics of
this practice.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
Oh they think something's rotten in Denmark. Okay, the Claude
rains thing. I'll tell you got hamlet.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
No, all right, I have a follow up for Josh
and the Bad Jokes, If you'd lie. Yeah, dear Bob
and Tom show the prices of sex dolls. We were
talking about that. Are you pay as much as you want?
I think I know where this joke's going, and I
love it. Prices of sex dolls are still down, still
considerterbly low. It's when you get them home that you

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have to deal with inflation. Yeah, very good, I.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
Like it, you ad So the zoo is saying, if
you're if you've got a kid that wanted that guinea
pig and they're sick of it right now, we're going
to feed it to the snakes.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Basically. Yes, by the way, this is voluntary. This is
not a request thing. Yeah, it's up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Cycling, is what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Now at what level do they stop? I mean, if
it's a lion in theory, you could give it your
German shepherd. Yeah, you're why are you looking at me
like that? I'm not saying I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Hey. Uh, this is a great family gathering.

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
But where where's Aunt Bethany? You know, she was getting
old and we were all kind of tired of her.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
That's like the perfect crime, right The lions.

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
What if somebody said, hey, I I would I volunteer
myself to be lyon food?

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
No think they do it? No, I think I think
you would have to do it if they put it
in their will. I bet.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
That's how they want to go out, because if they're
already dead. Allion's lions like to kill their prey. They
don't want to eat dead animals.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Maybe not. Maybe so you're suggesting, uh, kind of a
euthanasia type thing, but you get to know.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
Would this be broadcast on regular TV or cable Disney
Plus America's Got Dinner. Miss Gertrude Simmons is going to
be eating by a lion tonight. Let's talk to her
before the match.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
I mean controversial, but would rather.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Be eaten by lion or shark?

Speaker 7 (01:19:50):
I'm going to lie in because I also I don't
like the water aspect of the shark attack.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
It's I may go lion too. Yeah, shark is terrifying.
I just want to get eaten. I'd be choking on
salt water. But the the advantage of a shark.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
The advantage of a shark is when you urinate all
over yourself, it's gonna kind of mix them little wash if.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Nobody gets to Yeah, I find it really intriguing that
you that you've more or less sworn off anywhere near
a beach because you're so concerned about it, almost on
my vacation too. Well, you're easily it is all you
can think about all I could think you're you're far
too impressionable. That's your problem. But well, what's coming up
in the news.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
We're going to have sex dolls in the news coming out.

Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
About a lot You're eaten by a lion or an
army of red ants.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
I'm gonna go lie think yeah, ants would take forever
and it would be very painful.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
And this zoo thing is weird. I don't see this
happening in America. No, no, in America. No, but I
don't see them. I don't see them. So the mask
that shoots holes in your where have you been?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Again? The theme of this article was that I doubt
did they want the family guinea pigs and rabbits that
you don't want anymore so they can feed them to
the snakes. It really is unusual. This is yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
Also coming up, as we mentioned sex dolls in the news,
and I think we're going to have an update on
a big story from a couple of weeks ago involving
Coldplay that you may or may not have missed. We
are in the Rally Autopart Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
You got a comment to share? Text us at eight
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Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the silac in shirts news Deak. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick,
guest Hooker's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios.
There's Josh Arnold with two facts about tortoises. Nice. Yeah,
he's Cosby and Chick. Hello, Tom, tortoise facts. Yeah, I'm

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thinking about buying the tortoise. So what size?

Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
I'm going large. I'm getting as big as possible. You
just to be able to get those little turtles at
the five and dimes. My doctor wants me to be
walking outside for an hour, and I thought I would
just get a tortoise to walk that and I can
just stay in my driveway.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Now, will you put a leash on the guy? Yeah? Yeah,
but I'll just go down to the end of the driveway.
And back when you when you thought that through, did
you did you say to yourself, Yeah, that's it, this
is the joke. Thought it was kind of a fun thing,
all right. AnyWho do you guys? We often talk about
groups of animals and the cool names they have. A

(01:22:44):
group of giant tortoises is called a galopago congress. These
are good guesses. A snapper.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
Oh, what's the plural of tortoise? Yeah, it's not torti, No,
it is, it is tortoises. Yeah, actually, all good questions. Actually,
if they're the giant Italian tortoises, they're tortalini, a tortellini
of Yeah. No, a creep. A group of giant tortoises

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is a creep.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Wow. That's also what you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
Call a group of of uh, non professionals attending the
video awards for porno.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
A creep of perverts.

Speaker 11 (01:23:32):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:23:32):
And thanks to their slow metabolism, very slow, so slow aching,
many many slow, giant tortoises can store food and water
in their bodies and can go without both for up to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
A year a year stop it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
Yes, tortoises don't have to So if you are a zoo,
I say invest in tortoises because you don't have to
feed them for like a year.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
I'm really going to say, presuming there's there's less clean up,
you would say one would crap less if they're not.
What does that? Is it like little beads? They're like
rabbit turns. Interestingly enough, it looks.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
Like engagement rings. It's very odd their tortoise shell, Is
that right?

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
Is that why they live so long? Because they can fast?

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
I don't know, I don't know, But isn't it ironic
that a tortoise can fast?

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Yeah? Very good. It's the old joke about the four jokes,
really good. The turtle and crossing? What what's turtle rings
the doorbell? What's what's that about? A guy?

Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
Guy sees a turtle on his porch and uh, he
picks it up, takes it across the street, and then
goes back home. I'm sorry, he picks it up, throws
it across the street. Yeah, and uh, and then just
closes the door. Three years later, a knocking the door,
he opens and the turtle goes, what the hell was

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that all about?

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
That's something like that.

Speaker 12 (01:25:03):
I like this where you know the joke you don't
want to do the work so you pitch it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
No, no, you you give me too much credit. Can't
do the work.

Speaker 6 (01:25:13):
Okay, yeah, all right, well welcome to the program, Miss Hooker.
You've missed a lot of corn talk today.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
No, I haven't missed it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Load. We're talking about a LOADI yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:25:23):
Yeah, that's just Mexican that's what that's what Mexicans call
street corn.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Gotcha.

Speaker 6 (01:25:29):
Yeah, very tasty. But a lot of fans of corn
out there. We brought this up yesterday. I'm a big fan.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Just getting some joy out of life having a nice
piece of fresh, sweet corn.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Come on, it's the best. But right now it's time
to check in with the news desk. Do we have
something that's fun and happy in the news.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
I don't know if you consider hot dogs fun and happy.
Pennsylvania Highway was shut down after a semi crashed and
covered the road in hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
That's not happy, please say.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
The tractor trailer had a mechanical problem on I eighty
three this morning rush hour was wrapping up, causing it
to push into a passenger vehicle. The truck scraped along
a concrete divider. The trailer ripped open, and the contents scattered.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
How many hot dogs. Do you think that was?

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Oh my god, gosh, I heard I heard it too.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
What'd you say? Oh? I said how many? How many
hot dogs? Do you think that is? Ballpark? Oh? Very funny,
Thank you, syedt. No, you saying very funny is much
better than last you ask any commedials. It's awful that
I had to repeat it in all this.

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
No, no, no, I just because just when you started
to say that, I looked up and there was a
photograph which I hadn't seen.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
This was gross. That's a lot of hot dogs on
the road.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Yeah, and four people required medical attention for injuries, none
life threatening. The highways shut down in both directions while
crews worked to clean up the spill. I had to
use a front end loader for that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
I haven't seen that many wieners since that. The lady
banged a hundred The thousand guys in that warehouse in England,
remember that they had condoms in a barrel.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
The condoms were in the barrel.

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
I think a civilization is pretty much over when you
read about something like that. Really, maybe it's time.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
I wish hot dogs were better for you, don't you?

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Malicious?

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
Like a supplement like I could eat one every day.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
That's how good hot dogs are. We know what's in them. Yeah,
eat them anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:27:23):
Would it be great if you were an incredibly irresponsible
physician and you just gave people terrible wrong advice. We'll
tell you what the problem is, misoker, You're not eating
enough hot dogs.

Speaker 12 (01:27:33):
And uh but don't you think that there's like a
placebo to that, Like if your doctor if you were like, well,
I know, he said it's good for me, and just
the stress of not worrying about food could have the
opposite effect.

Speaker 7 (01:27:45):
I absolutely believe that kind of thing has has play,
but there are also.

Speaker 12 (01:27:50):
It's also like the worst parts of animals in a
hot dog.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
I get really expensive hot dogs that are considered good
like it has I think two ingredients beef and cell
result and that's all that's on the ingredients list. It's
beef perenne including anush.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
That's fine, that's part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Don't mind eating beef. They wash. Yeah, what's the brand name? Applegate? Yea, yeah.
Now it's like seven bucks for eight out dogs. Oh boy, yeah,
I don't mind munching at Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
So there's a hot The premise again is hot dogs
in the Highway I'm guessing. Wait, hang on a second,
you're just picking up your guitar trying not to.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Do it for it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
I've been looking forward to this since I texted you
this story last Friday. I know, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
So yeah again, looking through the frosty glass driving in
a TB fog.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Carrying a load of wieners, a truckload.

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Of froze and dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
Frozen hot dogs, that is, I should have been clearer,
didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Car coming in my rearview.

Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
Me talking about hot dogs on the highway, had a
crash in New York p A. I used to play
that Cluck comedy club.

Speaker 8 (01:29:32):
They're back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Club owners check bounced. But I digress. It's not exactly
a relatable the highways. A dog gone mass, get it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
There's tons of hot dogs like frozen peckers, way more
than Joey Chestnuts record. Today's commute will be lots of funds.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Yeah, that's why I don't like doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
Hot dogs then buns, wrong chord and.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
We're done. How how good is that tune? Though, even
at that performance level you enjoy it is a random chords.
So what you're saying is they what was it? They
spilled eight hundred hot dogs on their hair. Number many

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hot dogs from there?

Speaker 6 (01:30:43):
Apparently there are eight hundred hot dogs and Pat, your
contention is there were only seven hundred buns.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Yes, the classic Okay, I love that worn territory. But
if I would hard to be a bare spot. So
did they clean up the hot talks?

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
Yes? They did.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
What did they used to do?

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Then the front end loader?

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
M hmm? What about what about the area wildlife? Did
they go? Oh my god too? Yeah? Yeah, I would
imagine that there was a lot of roadkill and I.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Just pushed it aside to the side of the road
and let them be there.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
You go forage. Okay, Well, what's coming up in the news?
Christiely coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
We still have our juggling story. We have vaccines that
could be coming well.

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
I think we should play some maybe some recorded a
comedy from some of our favorite jugglers that medians.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
I can think of a why don't I just run
you down with my car? There is that option. Your thoughts.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
You can juggle right.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
A little bit, but I need to get I need
to get back into practice. I need to do that.
There's a lot of stuff I need. I can juggle babushkase.
They just kind of float up in the those That's nice. Yeah,
well that'll come in handy if they if they refilmed
Schindler's Lives.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
We had front end loaders in the news. They could
be in They could be in something with Romeo and Juliette.
We'll have that coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Front endloaders could be with Romeo. And this is a
bizarre story. What do they renovating the park alo a
slow star summer in Estonia.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
That's what's happening here. When you fight when you I
saw this, I couldn't believe.

Speaker 9 (01:32:34):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
It's so dumb, but it's great. Romeo had to take
juliet from behind though, right, it wasn't a front end
loader though, right, never mind, we were doing we were
doing so well. Never mind.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
Right now, I want to remind you that you can
become the hero of your off the hole or not
to be a right. Tried to move on, tried to
get away from it. You have saved it for the story,
but no, you had to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
I bomb so bad during the song I had to
get up. I'm laughing, You're not laughing in the right place.
I'm having a hot day. Okay, let's see where was it?

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
Oh?

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which seems rather odd, but it is in fact true.
And of course our big story about juggling and your
mental health from the Aarralli Auto Part Studios. This is

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee,
Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, there's Josh Arnold got Cosby. Oh
we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto
parts for all your car care needs. Tom's gone there
and they've even put windshield wipers on for him because
he's not capable get the parts.

Speaker 6 (01:35:29):
I would disagree if I could disagree. I ain't could,
but I'd be wrong. I much prefer having professional help
me out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
You say you can put a win sholdwiper on your card. Uh.
I tried to make that vague and unclear. Succeed O'Reilly
auto part Thank you? Now? What's that time to chick
in with the Silac News desk with Christy Lee.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
There's some new research out there that shows juggling can
help improve cognitive function and aging adults. Study found that
older and individuals who learned to juggle showed increase in
brain volume and memory balls. Experts say the activity combines movement,
coordination and problem solving, movement and the ingredients for mental

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illness or mental fitness. Even short daily sessions had measurable
effects over time.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
My nurse mousts me, sir, we're talking about juggling. We
don't need to get into all your problems. I've ever
seen here jugs. Tell you what I like to flip
those things? They flats. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Researchers recommend juggling as an accessible and fun brain exercise.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Yeah, that makes sense. Good to know. Try. Can't you
take any noun and make it slang for.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Boobs pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Yeah, not really, hammers.

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
I think hammers is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Yeah, really that seems awfully violent.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
I like party bags. Okay, well the physician came up
to you. Well, I've got the good news like baby
party bags for cancer free, like baby feeders. That just good.
Look at the baby feeders on that one.

Speaker 6 (01:37:10):
Actually, that's that's I'm sure that there's some language that's
probably a loose translation, could be some tribe somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
That's all you've got to see, Michelle mickeymo.

Speaker 6 (01:37:26):
I think and you maybe the sound of like one
of those jugs film board of Canada movies with the recorder.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
There to Northern Canada, the baby fitters on the Why
haven't we had a guy come in or anyone come
in and play the recorder for us? We used to
have instrument day. That might be a nice oh yes,
like a bassoon and a recorder. Let's get back to
the story. So they're suggesting the juggling. You got time
for fun, let's go No, no, you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
It's good for your much like you play wordle or
I do SCO or whatever your so.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
It's kind of like the sideshow circus stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
I think it would be really good for cognitive I
think for cognitive improvement in older people. Uh, become those
guys that get shot out of cannons. I always wanted
to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Make that happen. My gosh, can we make that happen?
Remember the guy a couple of years ago they missed
use as much dynamite was a spring. There's a video
of its chickle. Tell you that's a gag. They're not.

Speaker 6 (01:38:34):
I mean they're in a cannon, yes, but they're not.
There's no gunpowder, but they have to they have to
test it and make sure they've got the distance right.
And in this case, they set the net up the
wrong place.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
You see that. Yeah, well I wasn't being shot on
the cannon they killed him. It was hitting his head
on the ground. Yes, landing was the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
Being caught is the problem.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
This is fun to know if you've got maybe an
elderly relative that bringing them like bean bags.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
Though yeah yeah no, no, or eggs. Another egg? Oh go, Now,
I gotta bend over, and that molesting nurse is gonna
grab my, but he's watched to everyway with me. You're
not gonna peg me, you old lady. You're not here
for the twenty four hour care. Are you that's right?

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
This is kind of interesting. A new study suggests vaccines
might one day be delivered using dental floss like materials.

Speaker 6 (01:39:39):
Then no one will get the vaccine, because that's probably
the biggest lie. Everyone tells that the dentist certainly.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
That they floss.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
They floss.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Yeah, they're exploring the use of tiny biothreads that dissolve
in the mouth and release the medication. The method could
simplify vaccine distribution and eliminate needles, trials and animals.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Yes, it's the Wait a minute, so yeah, okay, come
here fight we got By the way, if you if
you have someone's flossing their dog's teeth, that's a great person.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
How the world do you get them to sit still?
They have shown promising results for immunity and safety. Scientists
say it may take years, though, to reach human trials,
but the concept is gaining traction.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Great, they can start putting vaccines into our floss without
us knowing.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
Terrific if they haven't already.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Yeah, exactly. Conspiracy theorist, don't forget to fly us. A
lot of conspiracy theorists out there that you know what,
they're talking about. That's right as sure the world is round.
I aren't we falling down all the time. Now they're
standing on a beach ball that could be the most illuminating.

Speaker 6 (01:40:55):
Morons will have two reasons not to flaws. Well, I
don't care my teeth fall out. It's a government conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
There's somebody out there that heard what Josh said and
tell it.

Speaker 7 (01:41:08):
Josh, you understand that this sounds like it's just fibrous material.
That it didn't say you actually have to flaws with it.
It just said dental flaws like material then you put
in your mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
But it's much funnier if you see someone going, oh
for sure, yeah, yeah, no, I.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Won't get polly.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Some news stories aren't meant to be funny. Yeah, so
then then why are we reading them?

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Good point. Doorty's in Idaho searching a river following a
report about a floating human body. Eventually they recovered a
life size sex doll in the river following a three
hour search, and.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
After humping it for three hours, they went back to
looking for the body.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Carabou County Sheriff Adam maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
Towards we got a body to look Wait a minute,
what's the name of the sheriff? Adam maybe could be
his first name. We're not sure his name is MA
M A B e Y. Why isn't he in a
Who's on first episode?

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Adam? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Maybe? Yes? Or no? Is he on first base?

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
Third Man told Idaho News that they had received the
report of a body in the Blackfoot River, about sixteen
miles northeast of Soda Springs. Drones were dispatched along a
stretch of the river to begin the search. When the
alleged body was found, a team went into the water
and retrieved a life size companion doll. Sheriff Maybe, Oh my.

Speaker 6 (01:42:31):
God, look at the photograph. Oh it does look it
looks like a real body.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
That sheriff Maybe said. They doubt they will be able
to find who dumped the doll in the river, but
if they do, they will be charged with littering. Yeah,
that is very lifelike.

Speaker 6 (01:42:46):
Other than the waste deflated. Look, I don't know, but
the wasist is awfully well, very busty.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Did you notice look at the hammers on her.

Speaker 7 (01:42:56):
So the body itself is inflatable, but the hands, the head,
and the feet are like mannequins, and the boobs.

Speaker 6 (01:43:06):
The boobs do so that, but that I can see
why from a distance that really does look like a dead.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Horrifying But but that tells you that somebody is buying
those for the feet or like they want Sure, hey, hey,
the inflatable feet aren't working. Didn't they find this pretty easily?

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
I mean, I think I know where i'd start swabbing
for DNA. Okay, I guess, I guess that's what's your point.
It couldn't be anywhere you're suggesting that those that's not
desn X on the feet.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
Apparently this if you read more into the story, it
had been weighted down with sandbags. Somebody didn't want it
to be found.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Sure somebody somebody's wife had just yep, yeah, or the
wife did it? Do you think the guy cried like
like Wilson floating away, I'm so sorry I have to
do this to you. You can become attached, right I
would think probably had a name.

Speaker 12 (01:44:06):
Are you attached to an ananima object that if you
lost it you'd be sad?

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
That's a very good question, and right now the answer
is no, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
Now do you call Jack utron Jack for sure? Jackie? Yeah?
I'm not gay. It'd be okay if you you know.

Speaker 10 (01:44:27):
The doll did have a name. The doll was Edna Fitzgerald.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
No, yeah, what was the name of the owner? Or
is that later you thought she was dead?

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
So the back of the head is it a naked
girl bobbing and bloated.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
He brought her to shore.

Speaker 5 (01:44:55):
She was just like a horse, the poor thing at
driftin and floating.

Speaker 8 (01:45:04):
We didn't know it was a sex doll with.

Speaker 5 (01:45:06):
Found so we went through the proper procedures.

Speaker 8 (01:45:14):
There was no pulse, so we.

Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
Didn't mouth the mouth to get the seaweed out.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
We used some tweezers.

Speaker 5 (01:45:24):
She looked so surprised with her mouth open wide. Then
we figured out she was just plastic. I took her
home and gave her some are in the bedroom. That's
sex dolls, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
The ballad of ed fitz.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Was very nice yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
So we've had a number of stories like.

Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
This, yes, just in the last couple of weeks, but that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
One, when you see the doll that we just it,
you can see exactly why they think, yeah, this is
it wasn't one of those cheap thingsteen dollars. Blow up
one with the round.

Speaker 7 (01:46:08):
Yeah, well that must have been horrifying just say it.
But such relief when you realize it wasn't a per
sure man.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
And do you suppose that there's no air because she
was torn? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
Yeah, well they if obviously if they used sandbags, they
didn't want her to be found, so they probably deflated
her before they put her in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Oh you know the guy's name was. Police have given
him the name Jerk the Ripper. There is the looks
like this is another Jerk the Ripper.

Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
Goes, I know he was.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
I mean, Jack the Ripper still kind of works. Actually,
we just did the Jack utron. I thought I it
up a little bit. I liked it. Okay, I'm got
a sex doll guy.

Speaker 7 (01:47:07):
I've never tried it, so I can't say for sure,
but it doesn't appeal to me.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Yeah, you guys not one. I've never y know any
of the add on equipment. No, I'm not. I'm not judging.
I just don't. But what are the ones that are
not inflatable? The real doll ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:47:27):
If you ordered those are personalized.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
As Chick said, they can be as price as you
wanted to be, and you choose eye color, hair color.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
And they make boy ones do body tie, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
Yeah, with detachable detachable Yeah, and that dishwasher safe. I
think it comes with like three or four different attachments. Yeah,
like really and then.

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
Depends on what you're in the mood from.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
Yeah, how about this one?

Speaker 6 (01:47:57):
There was a Justin Bieber Sex that's weird, made to
look just like Justin Bieber five feet two inches tall?

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Is he only five two? It says At one time,
consumers can customize how long the doll's male member is.
This had to be a I can't imagine that this
particular company's still out there. Wow, this is not established
seventeen oh four NAMBLA approved. According to this description, the

(01:48:30):
sex doll is made from the most advanced medical thermoplastic
llistometer material heard lestometer in any event, has a full
metal skeleton.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
Anyway you want.

Speaker 6 (01:48:48):
It can flexibly do all sorts of different quote sexy poses.

Speaker 4 (01:48:52):
Like a giant kendle.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:48:54):
It was their top sellar. It was their biggest seller
after the Hansen tripack.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
And of course that's the right, right. I sacrificed my
Google for you, Tom, and I'm on real doll and
the most expensive one that I can find so far
is three thousand dollars. And here are some of the options.

(01:49:22):
Silicone TPE I'm not sure what that means, but it's
whatever the doll is made of. I'm not any kind
of elastic whatever. And then just you can get a
sila entirely silicone or just the silicone head, and then
the body is tpe, I guess or whatever. Then you
could get electric hips. These are options electric hips. Movement function.

(01:49:45):
It says electric hips. That's like an Olivia Newton John album.
It does blowylow so you.

Speaker 4 (01:49:55):
Can put like a mechanism in her.

Speaker 6 (01:49:56):
Mouth, right, and is there a thermostat you wanted to
be like a nice whole doctor Negucci. We've managed doctor Negucci.
We've managed to put in a refrigerant for you. The
number one so your Maryland all will be nice and cold.
The number one option is a movable jaw. That that

(01:50:18):
implies that some of them won't come with a movable Yeah,
come equipped, yes, wow, you can just get you can't
just get a torso you can get the mini.

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
You can just get the head. Yeah, you can just
buy the breast, just the breasts. It's like KFC over
you Where do you keep it out of that?

Speaker 4 (01:50:45):
That's what I want to know alone.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
Well, it would have to be under the bed. I
would somewhere room temperature. You don't want to put it
in the refrigerator, right doctor Negucci of course? And they're
sale items, yeah, normally four thousand dollars. I can let
you have this one for twenty one to fifty section?
What are they available on ebase? Gently used? What do

(01:51:10):
I have to do to put you into Gila Super?
This is called a five foot super linen. I'm not
sure what that means.

Speaker 7 (01:51:21):
So you must be able to pick the hair color
and yeah, boop size.

Speaker 1 (01:51:25):
Here's Bonnie, she's five six. So maybe you put them
in like a big suitcase. And then if you're you know,
if your mom's coming over for the weekend, you go
to your neighbor's house.

Speaker 6 (01:51:33):
Hey, can you hold this for me? And my mom's
coming over. I don't want her to find oh, Bonnie
my sex doll?

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Right, No, mom, I.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
Hope your mom's not looking under your bed? What does
she do?

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
Are you kidding? My mom found a playboy under my
mattress when she flipped it one time.

Speaker 4 (01:51:47):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
And I got in trouble because I stole it from
my dad's drug. So you're only in trouble for the stealing.
Did you get your dad in trouble? No?

Speaker 9 (01:51:56):
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Speaker 1 (01:51:57):
Was she relieved at all? Oh? My dad may have
been because I know your dad. When you guys were
roller in the basic thought he was of Griswold, Grab
ass down there, put towels around your neck.

Speaker 8 (01:52:15):
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(01:54:26):
a really cool musical quiz and uh, the the answer
will involve something that Josh is probably the only one
that knows about.

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Well, that's fun.

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Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
All right, Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance and News Dance,
there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Oh crap, I shut my uh.
There's Jess Hooker.

Speaker 4 (01:55:20):
Yep, that's my name.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
Yep, there's Josh Arnold. I. There's as Cosby. We're in
the Riley Auto Park Studios. Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick.

Speaker 6 (01:55:33):
I'm okay, I'm gonna set this up. I'm not really
quite ready, but I want to see if this works
all right, and the I think the only one who
may know the connection here if you will is probably Josh.
I'm very bright, yes, and and very very very well informed.
In many I am of.

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
You know, sometimes I learned about facts and I choose
to ignore them. Oh I think we all did that.
I like that I'm well informed, but sometimes I dismiss sure,
like people who smoke. To tell you about it would
be to throw it away. Let's have you know.

Speaker 10 (01:56:13):
I read People magazine yesterday cover to cover.

Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
Who's on the cover. Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:56:21):
This is going to be kind of audio trivia, and uh,
if you know what this is, let me know. Let's
see if this works here.

Speaker 1 (01:56:31):
This is really familiar and I don't know who when
you say, I'm sure Ace will know. So hang on
a second, Ace. Oh this is Billy and the Banana Boys. No,
the first album, No.

Speaker 14 (01:56:47):
Anybody getting closer Core change coming up, very good Tom
lyrics eventually, Well this is really.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
The point? God? Oh Phil Collins stuff like that. Yeah, yeah,
that's there's and there's a great version of version that's
an older genesis Lamb lies down on Broadway or something. No,
that's what is it? Tricking the tail or one of those. Yeah,
it's called squank. Great song. This is a terrific live

(01:57:23):
version of that well that John Well. A squank is
the sound of a lady accidentally makes when there's air,
like a yeah, a choir pitch or a squonk back
to you, good guess, thank you. I would disagree if

(01:57:44):
I could. Do you know what a squank is? Josh?
I don't really? Yeah, no I'm not. I don't know.
It was kind of like, how about you, Pat Godwin
the only one who might know. GI give me a
little guess because I do not know? It involved? Is
it like an Ogden Nash thing? It involves the state
you grew up in. Wow, did you not know? That's

(01:58:07):
a big pants Pennsylvan like local slang.

Speaker 6 (01:58:12):
It's a local legend in Pennsylvania. Yes, but a weirdo
sas squatch?

Speaker 3 (01:58:21):
Do you mean a weirdo sasquatch?

Speaker 4 (01:58:24):
Normal?

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Kind? Is it? Western Pennsylvania. It's described as Pennsylvania's own cryptid,
the squonk, famous for its pear shaped body, loose wrinkled skin, warts,
and perpetual tears. That's my an, that's my aunt Betty.
I was just.

Speaker 4 (01:58:42):
Like sounds like the Grinch.

Speaker 6 (01:58:44):
And over the past weekend they held the third annual
Squanka Palooza where Johnstown.

Speaker 1 (01:58:54):
Okay, that's way way, that's way way where west? This
story is that almost a high the Johnstown's Bottleworks and
Ethnic Arts Center. How about that? That's gotta be weird
ethnic arts. Oh god, he thinks, yeah, be quiet. I've

(01:59:14):
never been more excited. I want everyone to be clear
on who's speaking.

Speaker 4 (01:59:19):
Right, he said ethnic arts.

Speaker 12 (01:59:21):
That would be weird, Yeah, would be weird.

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
They now separate art by ethnicity. Maybe they're trying to
celebrate different style.

Speaker 6 (01:59:30):
Sure, yeah, okay, all right, it seems a little bit
ridiculous anyway that. I just when I saw the Squonk Festival,
I thought, wait a minute, I love that song from Genesis.
I've always wondered what a squank was.

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
You think they're referring to that creature in the Genesis
a British progressive bath exactly. That's kind of thing I'm wondering.
If the song made me the song came first, is.

Speaker 4 (01:59:53):
That maybe it means something else.

Speaker 6 (01:59:55):
That early Peter Gabriel stuff there was all that weird.
Tolkien even kind of dressed as a squonk, like yeah, yeah,
when he left.

Speaker 1 (02:00:05):
The band, it really helped, right, it helped everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:00:07):
Yeah, here, Abriel and yeah they all got better, I am,
but come on, man, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00:13):
But how about this.

Speaker 6 (02:00:14):
It described squank as a beast so sad it constantly weeps.
According to the nineteen ten folklore text Fearsome Creatures of
the lumber Woods, it needs a hut.

Speaker 1 (02:00:26):
They've got to read that. I thought that was a studio.
In British slang, squonk s q u a s q
u o n k is an informal term meaning out
of alignment, not square or distorted. That must be what
genesis is. It can be used to describe something that

(02:00:48):
is not straight or has been damaged in a way
that affects its shape or position. For example, one might
say a picture frame is squank like wonky squawk. So
if it's tilted or not properly lined on the wall?
Is that also somebody who's sort of a political hack
who's following their party lines all the time.

Speaker 6 (02:01:06):
Well they won or yeah, but I thought want has
been someone who did nothing but read about politics. Okay,
he's a policy wonk.

Speaker 1 (02:01:13):
Yeah, yeah, so that's what it means. Okay, but yeah,
but what a great word squonk. That is a great word.
That'd be a cool uh vanity plate.

Speaker 3 (02:01:21):
Nobody would know.

Speaker 1 (02:01:23):
It's like you're in this club. What does that mean?
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:01:26):
See keeps some guessing. So any excuse to play that
great Genesis track though. That is a good tune and
I like it when you say tune or track. That's
a great composition, performance, well executed by the band. And
I think there's a version that I believe on the
Seconds Out album.

Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
I have a theory about Genesis. What's it?

Speaker 7 (02:01:49):
I bet I'm gonna guess I'm the only one in
the room who likes I.

Speaker 1 (02:01:55):
Can't dance that Genesis song? Okay, I like it? Oh, okay,
very poppy and yes, yeah, yes, I don't know if
I know. Is that Genesis or Phil Collins?

Speaker 7 (02:02:10):
That is Genesis that's on there We Can't Dance album? Right, Yeah,
that was Phil. No, it's actually they got together. They
got it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:18):
Is h everything but Susu Studio.

Speaker 3 (02:02:21):
I'm in okay, I love Susu Studio.

Speaker 1 (02:02:24):
You know they recorded that in the Steve Studio. Did
they know?

Speaker 4 (02:02:28):
It's the post Office?

Speaker 7 (02:02:29):
I love that post Office. The Postal Service does a
cover is that what you're talking about? Maybe they do
a cover of against all odds.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
Okay, they go look at my cow. Take a look
at this tennis you're killing. That's not the world. That
can't be the word unless he's a farmer.

Speaker 6 (02:02:49):
Oh well, a little bit of squawk trivia free, You're welcome, Sure,
wealthco We're all educated.

Speaker 1 (02:02:54):
Now. What a hideous creature? Though? A creature that sobs
all the time? Not at all? What song? Christy? Did
you know the band that Phil Collins was in after Genesis?
No Exodus? You and I think we're really close to
Vegas ship we need to go to book the sphere. Ye?

(02:03:21):
Are there a lot of other local cryptids? Yeah? There,
I mean the Jersey Devil. Yeah. I was just gonna
say in the Pine Bear. Yeah yeah, yeah, that one
absolutely a local. Yeah, he's not often spotted outside of
that was from a good movie that doesn't get on
that enough. Is a good Mothman comes woman? It's just

(02:03:45):
mothman prophecies.

Speaker 6 (02:03:47):
Yeah, but seriously that there are these localized cryptids, although
I understand they're jerry mandering them all right.

Speaker 7 (02:03:53):
It's gotten to be a lot of the cryptids of
fled Texas. Yeah, are.

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Speaker 6 (02:04:39):
We were just talking about the great Genesis song Squank.

Speaker 3 (02:04:46):
There are ones I think most people women not know
that song.

Speaker 1 (02:04:51):
I think it's a great song. Does I don't remember?
Is it long? Once again?

Speaker 6 (02:04:57):
Six minutes and uh ever played Phil Dollins once called
Squawk Genesis's version of Led Zeppelin's Cashmere.

Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
It sounds.

Speaker 6 (02:05:06):
It was one of the It was the one of
the first songs that got some here play post Peter Gabriel.

Speaker 1 (02:05:12):
In any event, if you're if you're a fan, it's
a the terrific albums. What did you just say? It
was one of the Genesis songs that got play after
Peter Gabriel. Yeah, that's a post Peter Gabriel. No, it's
like all the Genesis songs after Peter Peter Gabriel left
were the ones that people know. None number ones when
he was in the band, people know.

Speaker 12 (02:05:33):
I didn't know that Peter Gabriel was in the band
until just now.

Speaker 4 (02:05:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:05:38):
Nevertheless, lamb lies down on Broadway for me go through
that role.

Speaker 6 (02:05:46):
Yeah, that's a because he's dressed as like an alien
potato those are That's not my particular, but his soul
Peter gabriel solo stuff is great.

Speaker 1 (02:05:56):
I don't necessarily like what is it the Carpet Crawlers song?
I love that song? People do? People? Okay, I can
do without that one. Gotta get in to get a
I don't know that one.

Speaker 6 (02:06:07):
Hasn't too much Gabriel influence in my mind. Nevertheless, and
we all we have varying tastes.

Speaker 7 (02:06:13):
Oh sure, sure, that's what makes us all great and
or no, it's like a salad.

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Speaker 1 (02:07:10):
I was gonna go like Japan. Oh, good choice, Thailand
number one, Oh, okay, Lithuania number two, China number three,
followed by Argentina in France. Oh that's right, Japan. Not
all Japanese people are Japanese. He does something.

Speaker 6 (02:07:28):
Let's not explore that. Let's just keep moving there. It's
nothing there for you kids, Just keep moving on.

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
It's exciting as well, because I believe we have video
of this. Uh, Deshaun Watson, Justin Tucker and Robert Craft
all given lifetime achievement. How hot is that she's using
her knees to rub that guy's butt? She is? Yeah,

(02:07:55):
there they go. Wait a second, fuck, that's where this
is a sport? Oh yeah, that's where getting in there.

Speaker 3 (02:08:03):
Yeah, no, wonder Thailand.

Speaker 1 (02:08:04):
Won in there. This lady is essentially thrusting her.

Speaker 4 (02:08:10):
Actually good shape.

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
Yeah, Thailand one. Because that guy underneath is the judge
from one of the official judges from the country under
checked her out.

Speaker 4 (02:08:21):
What the buckets, there's two holes in that table.

Speaker 1 (02:08:27):
You get the redhead in the back though she's judge,
she's watching her hidden No, that's Squeak of the clown,
that's who that.

Speaker 6 (02:08:37):
By the way, there must be at least twelve fans there,
you see that in the stands.

Speaker 1 (02:08:40):
Oh yeah, Tom, play squawk real quick. Well we're watching
this video on a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this will
I squak my pants if she can, I know, Swedish massage.
The gold went to Erica Argano of Italy, the silver
supercorn Wong Hom of the United States Wangham, and the

(02:09:01):
bronze went to Raoul Rodriguez of Cuba.

Speaker 3 (02:09:05):
Have you ever had somebody to do that on your
back with their elbows and they get right in there?

Speaker 6 (02:09:11):
Man, isn't that sounds like a a band leader from Cuba?
And now it's a ladies and gentleman a Ricky Riccardo.

Speaker 1 (02:09:20):
This is a band of muscle that, yes it is.
Where's that one kind of around the pelvis and bat
low bag? You need to release your Yeah we're squonk
play squank it works, Yeah it does. Yeah baby, uh
huh yeah, Hi again and welcome to the World Massage Champion.

Speaker 6 (02:09:47):
There's no way that guy that's either a dead body
or that guy just uh arrived.

Speaker 3 (02:09:53):
That is not pleasurable.

Speaker 7 (02:09:55):
Yeah, first I would be screaming yes, hurt so good
as John bellen Camp went, he doesn't move at all.

Speaker 1 (02:10:04):
They're probably do you have to do you bring your
own victim clients a client patience? I don't know does.
I'm just saying they're like volunteers.

Speaker 12 (02:10:16):
I don't think that'd be fair for you to bring
the person you practice.

Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
That's true, you know, I say you have to massage,
you don't know anything about them.

Speaker 4 (02:10:25):
Strange.

Speaker 1 (02:10:25):
Wouldn't that be a great hook up? Josh?

Speaker 6 (02:10:28):
So what do you do for a living? Go, I'm
a massage therapist. Really I need to practice a lot? Well, well,
well yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:10:35):
Do you make pizza too? I thought I thought I'd arrived,
and I thought I was speaking to a friend.

Speaker 4 (02:10:41):
You made that mistake.

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
Mistake? You know what Tom is no one.

Speaker 3 (02:10:50):
So Tom, you don't get regular massage.

Speaker 1 (02:10:53):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (02:10:55):
Not for you? About stretching, Yeah, John rub.

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
You a little bit for a friend of a friend
of Mine's a friend of a friend of a friend
of mine.

Speaker 6 (02:11:06):
Swears by one of those stretching things. You got a
guy who Yeah, it's called physical there.

Speaker 12 (02:11:12):
It's kind of stretching clinic if you If it's not prescribed,
you can just go in and pay for the services.

Speaker 1 (02:11:17):
Yeah yeah. Is it dark in there when he stretches you?

Speaker 4 (02:11:20):
No candles lit?

Speaker 1 (02:11:22):
You have a bucket under the table, squad, No, I
just have gay porn on the ceiling. And then just
make your squankor I squanked all over this port. Oh
God really shared your quack. Okay, you're happy now you
feel he paid me back for what? You know what

(02:11:43):
quack is slanging for?

Speaker 6 (02:11:45):
Okay, what's coming up in the news, Christie Lee, I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:11:49):
Gonna you're gonna what?

Speaker 3 (02:11:51):
Oh okay, No, we aren't going to quack, but we're
going to talk about Romeo and Juliet. Yes, Shakespeare done
with heavy equipment, ladies and gentlemen. And we do have
that big lightning bolt from space.

Speaker 6 (02:12:02):
Yeah, it's a it's a photograph. It's a photograph taken
of that lightning thing that happened a couple of weeks
ago from outer space.

Speaker 1 (02:12:13):
Yeah, that's something. If only it had killed you and
hit your house. But the dogs were spare you. Really
just no, no, no, sitting next to your smoking body,
and you know what they'd be doing. They'd be clicking
my hand made up my charred hands. I see.

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struck your house and spared your dogs. Come on, I'm
not trying to be mean. Can you imagine if you
put effort in, if you're nice to me, If you're

(02:14:17):
nice to me, I won't play lightning striking when we
do that. The late Lou Christie, I figured he'd be alive.
He died about two.

Speaker 3 (02:14:32):
Weeks ago, right, it was pretty recent.

Speaker 1 (02:14:35):
Really, he must have been two hundred years old. What
would have happened if he got hit by WOU Wouldn't
that be great? It really would be something.

Speaker 6 (02:14:44):
I mean, if you're him, if you're gonna go why
not go like that? And then maybe you could apply
that to other artists. Lou Christie who had a hit
called Lightning striking. Whatever if he got hit by lightning?
What other what other artists would be in trouble?

Speaker 1 (02:14:58):
Here? Oaked on Brown Sugar, Oh, it'd be great. The
fire Guy Fire crazy world of Arthur Brown. He's got
to get tired of playing that song. He was sixty one,
he lost fingers. Okay, we'll find out.

Speaker 6 (02:15:17):
We'll find out about all of these things when we
returned to the Riley Auto Part Studios. I swear we'll
try to get this show back on the rails. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (02:15:30):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Christie Lee, there's Pat Godwin. Hello.
Jess Hooker's here. Hi, there's Josh Charnold.

Speaker 12 (02:15:41):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (02:15:41):
Hi. That was a lack of enthusiasts. Did we have
a little too much a little too much alcohol? Were
we doing? Were doing?

Speaker 12 (02:15:53):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (02:15:53):
I'm I'm day three of a fast and it's hitting
me hard today.

Speaker 1 (02:15:57):
I'm tired of that. There. Yeah, oh, I know what
will help? Then? What's that eat food?

Speaker 6 (02:16:03):
Yeah, food, big cheeseburger. Yeah, okay, hello tom, Okay. What's
the occasion for the fast? Some religious thing?

Speaker 4 (02:16:11):
Yes, yeah, no, no, no, no religious just a little cleanse,
little lot of people taking a break from some food.

Speaker 1 (02:16:18):
Subscribe. Fasting is supposed to be the best thing you
can do for yourself.

Speaker 12 (02:16:21):
It's good for longevity and yeah, and atophagy, that's what
you want to reach. Autophagy where your body starts to
eat itself and eats the bad stuff away.

Speaker 4 (02:16:32):
That's right, anti cancer.

Speaker 1 (02:16:33):
You know. Buddha tells us that so much food and
water and various items like practice. Yeah, Buddha talk about
out of shape in the beginning. There's another hack.

Speaker 9 (02:16:43):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:16:43):
They didn't put Buddha on a crucifix. They couldn't get
them up there. That's fat as well, worn patches. So
much food and water it's set aside for each person.
And when that's gone, you die. That's great. Well, good
luck with your fast. But you're having tea. I can
see over there.

Speaker 4 (02:17:02):
You can have anything.

Speaker 1 (02:17:04):
This is this is day one, day three. How long
is this going to go on?

Speaker 10 (02:17:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:17:09):
Don't you kick into katsisis or whatever?

Speaker 4 (02:17:12):
That is a different thing that is different that you want. Yeah,
that's that's what.

Speaker 12 (02:17:16):
That's called a fat fast, fat fast where you just
consume fat like mostly all.

Speaker 1 (02:17:23):
You're looking for? What is it? Kosis? And what was
the other one? Topography? What was the that's right? You
want to be able to read a map with your ass? Okay, yeah, good,
that'd be it. Truck.

Speaker 6 (02:17:33):
Well, it's a time now for a new feature today
or not today or tomorrow or yesterday. In history, vague
events that may or not may not have happened. Okay, well,
there's a different music for it in history. In history,
I love this song, the Captain of History.

Speaker 1 (02:17:52):
You don't like this.

Speaker 4 (02:17:52):
I feel like I'm at the dentist.

Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
It's oh, I'd rather hear the drill. I don't like this.
I don't care for it at all. It's the music
is that of a you know the demo button on
a cassi.

Speaker 11 (02:18:05):
Yeah, that is.

Speaker 1 (02:18:07):
I hate it. Green green, green, green, green, blue, purple.
It's a group called Double Well, they're they're no longer together.
The one guy died. He's going out as a single.
We're halfway there. How about this for the music?

Speaker 9 (02:18:28):
I do?

Speaker 1 (02:18:29):
It takes a certain amount of skill to do that.
Doesn't this sound like a cartoon? Some guy champion, World champion,
diddlerling championship, that's real. Yeah that was from what Scotland. Okay,

(02:18:50):
the diddling champion, I think so the.

Speaker 3 (02:18:52):
Championship, like.

Speaker 4 (02:18:55):
That's a different thing, like the old bean.

Speaker 1 (02:18:58):
Uh excuse me, I brushed up against your bean. Pardon
me have to say that I brushed up against your bean. No, no,
he has.

Speaker 6 (02:19:16):
Hey Clinton, not not by accident. I was trying to
get to the larger point. Speaking of Scotland born, I'm
born in thirteen oh five. William Wallace.

Speaker 1 (02:19:29):
Oh freedom, Oh sorry, no, I'm sorry, this is this
is not the birthday. Forgive me. I had it wrong.

Speaker 6 (02:19:38):
Leader of the Scottish Resistance to England, captured and transported
to London for trial and execution.

Speaker 1 (02:19:44):
His execution not for he was from Scotland. They killed him,
they did.

Speaker 4 (02:19:52):
It's very birthday like.

Speaker 6 (02:19:56):
Yeah, says it again. Yeah yeah, I thought cool makeup though.
Oh yeah that blue Yeah that's said. That's been taken
over by sports teams.

Speaker 1 (02:20:07):
I've always wanted to do that. Yeah, that's why they
got it. I've always wanted to do that For Halloween.
Go with mel Gibson and that, Oh you should. Yeah,
back to the Blue and the Ye. I love Brave
Heart love it. This is a lot, This is a lot.
It's a lot better movie than you think.

Speaker 6 (02:20:23):
Eighteen sixty one, Abraham Lincoln imposed the first federal income tax, really,
three percent on money earned over what would in today's
dollars be twenty three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:20:38):
Also, it's kind of a flat tax type deal. Yeah,
but uh, I like what twenty three thousand dollars from
eighteen In eighteen sixty it was.

Speaker 6 (02:20:45):
Over eight hundred dollars. I did the math already on this.
Oh it's twenty today's dollars. Okay, Well that didn't give
I think that's what it should be.

Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
I like that. Let's go back to that over twenty. Yeah,
you guys like the flat tax. I'm a big flat
tax big fan. Nobody asked, well, you just asked us
if we like the flat tax, and I just said,
I asked, Josh and christ how are we supposed to
know that? Who Ever? Since you wished I got hit
by lightning at my house, that's after you pooh pooh

(02:21:17):
a story.

Speaker 6 (02:21:17):
You didn't even know what was coming about lightning it's easily.
We'll get to that in just a second. Okay, Now
this is in the in form of a quiz. I
think you'll know this, Pat god One. In nineteen fourteen,
the first electric traffic signal in America installed where Springfield o'hi, Philadelphia, No,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:21:36):
Add more, chick your thoughts.

Speaker 6 (02:21:40):
No, Cleveland, Ohio, first electric traffic signal. I know you're Josh.
You're like I prefer the acoustic. I do too, traffic signals.

Speaker 1 (02:21:51):
I'm sure you saw the New Yorker cartoon, yes, where
Bob Dylan's brushing his teeth with an electric toothbrush and
the caption is dy Lingo's Electric Genius. That was an
important day in the history of Cleveland, all right, But
why would I know that? Yeah, he's not mister Cleveland,

(02:22:12):
but you're mister Cleveland. I thought it would throw you
a bone that everyone knew that. Everyone knew that. Once
again your memory. The mayor of Cleveland doesn't even know that.
In nineteen twenty six, Harry Houdini stage name by the way,
uh stayed in a coffin underwater for one and a
half hours before escaping. Wow. That had to be terrified

(02:22:35):
and just uh, water and oxygen tact to keep him coming.

Speaker 4 (02:22:40):
Should he die in a stunt, Yeah, not really, he was.

Speaker 6 (02:22:43):
He was he would do a stunt where he would
have people punch him in the stomach, but he had
to be prepared for that. And someone surprised him. I
think it was in Detroit, just came up from behind
him and not just somebody turned around and punched him.

Speaker 4 (02:22:54):
Who was it?

Speaker 1 (02:22:54):
Damn frat guy here the kids.

Speaker 3 (02:22:57):
Sucker punched him, no kidding, and then he got.

Speaker 6 (02:23:02):
I mean to think he did these stunts without TikTok
to me, so would say really really shame. In nineteen
fifty seven, American Bandstand premiered nationally on ABC. I'm sorry,
what year fifty seven? Yeah, but it was going on
in Philadelphia before that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:21):
I think when would it? Yeah? Isn't that kind of
the idea behind the Hairspray the movie?

Speaker 8 (02:23:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:23:29):
What? Uh? When did that air? Was it a primetime thing?
Was it? It was? I think it was a syndicated show, wasn't.

Speaker 3 (02:23:34):
I it was Saturday at noon? It always was, yes,
because I remember I had to we had to clean
our rooms to be able to watch American Bands time.

Speaker 1 (02:23:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:23:45):
Oh yeah, it was a great time. It was a
sweet thing.

Speaker 4 (02:23:50):
We always woke up and cleaned on Saturday morning.

Speaker 1 (02:23:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:23:55):
Uh in country music would play the whole time.

Speaker 3 (02:23:57):
Oh, I didn't have that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:59):
Yeah, and by your man wow waha.

Speaker 6 (02:24:06):
In nineteen seventy six, the NBA merged with the ABA.
They briefly considered calling it the ABBA, but that was
taken by a musical.

Speaker 1 (02:24:15):
Yeah, a Swedish quartet. I believe you know. Do you
remember Tom? I don't know. Yeah. You weren't much of
a sportsman fan as a kid. They used to run
the NBA Championships on tape delay, and if you caught
them live when the Lakers were involved, it was on
eleven thirty Eastern eleven thirty at night, Eastern Lakers, and

(02:24:36):
I preferred.

Speaker 6 (02:24:37):
It on taped lakes is a lot easier to win
your bets, Yes, even even you could dial up your friends.

Speaker 1 (02:24:43):
And don't you think that the gamblers would have known?
Happy birthday to Pat. You'll get this one. Joseph Merrick
eighteen sixty two. You mentioned him already, Elephant man, I
know who it is.

Speaker 6 (02:24:57):
Sorry, who wasn't the elephant man? He could have talked
the favorite white By the way, favorite food.

Speaker 1 (02:25:07):
Hey, peanuts, Oh yeah, peanuts. Yeah, elephant ears and birthday cake.
Elephant ear.

Speaker 7 (02:25:14):
Michael Jackson wanted to buy a skeleton. Yeah, why did
we all just let that guy that in the Actually
he may have actually purchased I don't remember, but not
so weak nineteen thirty. We miss you, Michael. We kind
of don't. He had good music.

Speaker 6 (02:25:29):
Otherwise you were an absolute awful human. Neil Armstrong born
in the state in nineteen thirty. Another weirdo, the first.

Speaker 1 (02:25:40):
Man in the Moon, Josh, want you want to weigh
in on that? Yeah, he was the first guy to
arrive at that twentieth century Fox, Culver City, California. Yeah, god,
okay that a little bit. Now, let's go from the
moon to outer space and very scientists necessarily No, you're right, yeah,

(02:26:02):
I'm eddy by snow Pad have a song, though I
don't think Chick cares for the show. I'm telling you
it was the lightning comment I lost.

Speaker 3 (02:26:15):
I love this. Scientists have recorded one of the longest
lightning flashes ever seen.

Speaker 1 (02:26:20):
Oh if only you could hit Chick right between the
eyes a bolt of light and you were pooh poohing
the song before, I mean, the story before you even
heard it.

Speaker 3 (02:26:28):
A bolt of lightning stretching five hundred and fifteen miles
across the southern United States WHOA was detected by satellite.
It occurred during a major thunderstorm in twenty twenty four,
but it has now been verified by the World Meteorological Organization.

Speaker 7 (02:26:43):
Christy, do you think by stretching five hundred and fifteen
miles they mean from the atmosphere to.

Speaker 3 (02:26:49):
The ground or does it go sideway?

Speaker 1 (02:26:51):
Yeah? You go in other words, from whatever it is
Louisiana all the way there there goes oh, I see
their like that?

Speaker 6 (02:26:58):
Or does it go from Saint Louis ris Kansas City.
But there's another photograph that shows the uh it kind
of covering this that huge part of the earth. It's
really amazing, kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
There's no to asia. Tom's biggest problem with these pictures.
There's no perspective. Well, he already kind of hinted that
we just looked at the wrong photo. But we have
a substitute who doesn't know how to work.

Speaker 3 (02:27:28):
The poor Christopher, he is working so hard, like they're
trying to keep up.

Speaker 1 (02:27:34):
Look at he's typing something. We make him get up early. Yeah,
this is amazing. They call it a mega flash, mega flash.

Speaker 7 (02:27:52):
I think I saw one of those on the subway once,
huge run. Didn't your uncle get arrested for that back
in seventy six?

Speaker 1 (02:28:00):
You don't like to talk about uncle Benny. Didn't you
get flashed?

Speaker 3 (02:28:03):
Tom did in Paris?

Speaker 1 (02:28:03):
Remember? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:28:04):
I've been flashed several times, and in Paris a bunch
of us. It was rush hour. We were getting on
the subway and you.

Speaker 1 (02:28:14):
On your your bohemian entitled can you imagine Ruschad that
scah old jerk god Foster? Shut up? Anyway, there you are.

Speaker 6 (02:28:39):
So we're going there's a huge escalator and it's been
a big open space and we're going down this way
and there's another escalator going down. You can see it.
And the place was the train station was just packed,
jammed with people and there was a I'm trying to
think what time it was, probably in May or June,
so it was pretty nice weather. But this guy was

(02:29:02):
wearing a beautiful three piece suit and he had his
male member, which was to say, the least prodigious U
and a condle like yes, and he had it whipped
out and he was just going down the escalator. Arms, arms,
folded and there there was a significant amount of room
in front of him and behind him because people had

(02:29:23):
spotted this freaking could have been the style back maybe,
I mean it was. I wish that I had one
of those today's world. In today's world, would there'd be
everyone would have pictures of this thing.

Speaker 1 (02:29:37):
I mean, it was like prehensile. Did it make your
jawsre just looking at it? Did it? Was it fully intact?
Or was he a cut? Or I wasn't close enough,
I guess uncut it was? Was he angry? O? No,
it was just even even fly?

Speaker 9 (02:29:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:29:58):
Wow, just just a dangle. And here's the here's the
request that you wanted to hear. I genuinely love them,
so one maybe you got it. I'm just okay, we're
all right, started starting to get out of hand, starting

(02:30:19):
to go, here we go. I gotta get the high
notes around. Every boy wants a girl he can trust
to depending on.

Speaker 8 (02:30:32):
Your prone.

Speaker 1 (02:30:37):
This is really sappy. What I just suppose you could
really sing that night? Yeah? Yeah, that's a auto tune.
That's the way that's have auto tune back then. I

(02:31:00):
think I think they've got thirty ladies behind him doing that. Well,
they do yeah, they're goosey. I mean they may have
put his balls in advice.

Speaker 4 (02:31:11):
I can't stop. Is that Leader in the Leader of
the Pack?

Speaker 1 (02:31:14):
I like that one too, but it's got that same feel.
What you do then, Johnny such a sad song. Look
he gets hit by.

Speaker 8 (02:31:27):
Hell.

Speaker 4 (02:31:28):
This is what they used to act that out as kids.

Speaker 1 (02:31:32):
I wish that the k Tail was still around with
they do the themed records, you know they do teen Death.
That was the I mean, yeah, yeah, team, Where can Babby?
She got hit by a train?

Speaker 7 (02:31:50):
The guy's named jim Boy the Bicycle The Bicycle Basketball
Diaries is about, is it jim All my friends die?

Speaker 1 (02:32:00):
Yeah, yeah, that would be.

Speaker 6 (02:32:01):
These are people who died these that's I got about
that song.

Speaker 1 (02:32:06):
That's a great Yeah, that's a great song. And wasn't
he like a really good basketball player in high.

Speaker 7 (02:32:12):
School something like that? And yeah, Leo DiCaprio played him. Leo, Okay,
of course you up, okay, coming up? We have no
we're not going to do that, all right, Okay, good.

Speaker 1 (02:32:29):
I can't do that. I can't bring you. I can't
do it for you. Guys.

Speaker 4 (02:32:33):
What were you please?

Speaker 1 (02:32:35):
Probably it was like was incorporated.

Speaker 3 (02:32:39):
I bet I know what it was?

Speaker 1 (02:32:41):
What No, I decided not to do? This? Is it?
The photos read in the headlining.

Speaker 3 (02:32:48):
Doctors ask patients to stop sending poop photo dumps?

Speaker 1 (02:32:53):
Oh you mean the actual photo dumps over there? A bond? Yeah,
just chocolate. Soize you realize when you put up a
bunch of photos that you haven't thought about it, it's
called a dump.

Speaker 11 (02:33:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:33:06):
Yeah, And so people are sitting but doctors.

Speaker 1 (02:33:08):
Here's a photo dump from July or whatever. It's really
a problem. I mean maybe they need to see, Hey,
why is it so black?

Speaker 12 (02:33:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:33:15):
Of course, I mean we're going to.

Speaker 1 (02:33:20):
Do that. Gets back to the guy in the pair
of subway right now? And there's how's the cleansing going
over there? Hooker?

Speaker 4 (02:33:31):
You need from the show?

Speaker 1 (02:33:33):
Who doesn't? Right now?

Speaker 6 (02:33:35):
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Thank you very much. Coming up, we're not going to
talk about photo dumping or dumping or photos of dumping.
You know you could photo dump while you're on the
photo on the dump. Coming up, we have Shakespeare for you, Josh. Yes,
I know that you are a poser of some literary.

Speaker 6 (02:35:59):
These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is

Speaker 9 (02:36:03):
I want to share something, Send us an email Bob
and Tom and Bob and Tom dot com.

Speaker 8 (02:36:08):

Speaker 1 (02:36:13):
Great act, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Hooker, Hello, Josh, Arnold Ace Cosby.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. I'm chick, Hello, hello, Tom,
I'm trying to get organized over here. Of course, what
did you want to do over there?

Speaker 3 (02:36:33):
It was almost over. You don't need to get organized now, No,
I was. Did you guys do the story about you
gotta do this story about Romeo and Juliet because I
love this thing?

Speaker 1 (02:36:43):
Well, maybe for tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (02:36:44):
Did you do the story about mother selling breast milk
to bodybuilders?

Speaker 11 (02:36:49):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:36:49):
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (02:36:51):
Weird and we'll get to that tomorrow. I'm sorry, what
have you got over there?

Speaker 11 (02:36:54):
Sweet?

Speaker 3 (02:36:55):
I want to do the hell which is?

Speaker 1 (02:36:58):
I want to do the thing about the true I
forget that, and you said, no, let's do it tomorrow.
I meant this tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (02:37:07):
I can't. I will? You just be done now?

Speaker 8 (02:37:09):
In Estonia.

Speaker 3 (02:37:13):
And Action in Estonia, a unique version of Romeo and
Juliet is turning heads. A local theater company has staged
the Shakespeare classic using only construction vehicles. Excavators, bulldozers, and
dump trucks play out the drama on a.

Speaker 1 (02:37:31):
Dirt lotus are now the caterpillars? Oh very good.

Speaker 3 (02:37:37):
The performance is choreographed to music and narration. And as
part of an art festival.

Speaker 1 (02:37:43):
Something.

Speaker 3 (02:37:45):
Organizers say it explores themes of love and rivalry and
a new industrial context. Yes, audience reviews have been overwhelmingly positive, so.

Speaker 1 (02:37:58):
Theo fabic it says. It says, Uh, Juliet is portrayed
by a red Ford pickup truck. How strange? Flair flair
flair ends? What do they? I don't understand? Do the
the dialogue? Is?

Speaker 8 (02:38:13):
It?

Speaker 1 (02:38:13):
Are the narrated Oh my god, he welcome to and insufferable,
played entirely by heavy construction equipment Pat.

Speaker 11 (02:38:24):
Beatles by any other name. Yes, sound as sweet. This
isn't This isn't a comedy.

Speaker 3 (02:38:33):
This is what it's like.

Speaker 1 (02:38:36):
Bulldozers? Who are these? Badly? They are the people. They're crowded,
completely baffled. Yeah, why are we here? But I hope
they're being paid apothecary paid to sit there. That must
be ben polio. Yes, boy, well the balcony broke. How

(02:38:59):
do we get five year old boys? How do we
get five year old boys to like Shakespeare? Oh? I
know it's trucks. That's this silliness.

Speaker 3 (02:39:08):
God, that's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (02:39:10):
Oy? Did he poison him?

Speaker 11 (02:39:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:39:12):
He put leaded fuel? Yes, yes, oh no, he put
diesel in the regular gasoline ress rehearsal. Don't judge. We
don't have sets of music yet. You won't believe what
lighting will add to this.

Speaker 11 (02:39:25):
Yes, coming up next week, death of a John Deere salesman.

Speaker 1 (02:39:30):
Not since they did the tempest with boats, boats and
a low precious system.

Speaker 11 (02:39:37):
And then, of course the musical cat, not to be
confused with cats, just cat. Of course that they heavy
equipment from the counterpillar.

Speaker 1 (02:39:47):
People think it fine?

Speaker 7 (02:39:48):
Fine people if they don't do a fellow with a
big black truck, which one's a fellow, I think you
can the more.

Speaker 1 (02:39:58):
Ford a dumb truck named desire Hawk.

Speaker 11 (02:40:05):
Haol.

Speaker 1 (02:40:06):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (02:40:08):
Coming up tomorrow, maybe we'll get to bodybuilders buying breast
milk from the ladies.

Speaker 1 (02:40:15):
But at least they're buying it, not stealing it. Would
you eat uh? Would you eat cookies made with breast
human breast milk? I try it?

Speaker 4 (02:40:22):
Yeah, I mean dipping your cookies in there. No, no, no,
you don't make milk. There's no milk and cookies.

Speaker 1 (02:40:27):
There's no milk and cookie. I I understand your conceit,
and I yes the answers, yes, I thought there were milk. Well,
how would you drink? What the miss hooker? What recipe
features a milk in the recipe? Yeah? Okay? How about
would you cereal? You know something very complicated? You're not

(02:40:48):
helping rarely doe like some fresh air.

Speaker 6 (02:40:51):
I under said, there's a lot of it in common.
Look how to sound stupid with chick once again? These
are the Rally Auto Parts Studios and we are the
Bomb and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (02:41:00):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Catch any part of the show you missed later today
on our YouTube channel. I am Michael Rosenbom. I am
Tom Welling.

Speaker 8 (02:41:10):
Welcome to Talk Bill, where.

Speaker 1 (02:41:12):
It's fun to talk about small We're going to be
talking to sometimes guest stars.

Speaker 8 (02:41:16):
Are you liking the direction.

Speaker 1 (02:41:17):
Below us a going in?

Speaker 8 (02:41:18):
Yeah, because I'm getting more screen times.

Speaker 1 (02:41:19):
Good. But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

Speaker 8 (02:41:22):
I think we all feel like there was a scene
missing here. Who got me time? Let's revisit it, let's
look at it, see what we remember, see what we remember.

Speaker 1 (02:41:28):
I had never been around anything like that before. I
mean it was so fun.

Speaker 8 (02:41:32):
Talkville Talk Bill. I just had a flashback. Follow and
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Speaker 1 (02:41:36):
Let's get into it.

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