The BOB & TOM Show - August 11, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's the Bob and Tom Show. The steam begins to rise.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It slowly effer vessels, leaves a crinkling under sweet caresses.
I cherished this moment of natural bliss. Nothing's missing when
I'm pissing outside, Pierson outside. You don't know what you're

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missing until you start pissing outside.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Pies outside.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
On American set Outside.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
You know a rock, a bush, a shrubbery, a tree.
You can go anywhere you please, so many things that
you can christen. So make it lack your mission and
just start percent missing outside. You don't know what you're missing.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Until you start pissing outside.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know, my favorite place is in the virgin snow.
You find the fresh canvas and let it flow, sign
your name.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
And watch it glisten.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Unless you're in Alaska, then your task is to go faster.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Because it is and you have to walk backwards file
you're pissing.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Outside, piercing outside. You don't know what you're missing until
you start discing outside outside, Piercing outside. You don't know

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what you're missing until you start pissing outside.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Because the grass is always greener when you water with
your weener outside.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hey, hey there, hi there, hold there, You're as welcome,
asking me.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
What is that from the Disney is it?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yep, it's the Mom and Tom Show and yours welcome
as you can be. We're in the al right, wait,
Auto Park Studios. There's Christy Lee wearing a Doilee Tom.
Would you agree Doiley sleeves?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah that's me.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit. They're pack with blue.
There's Josh Arnold. We got a problem with Josh. There's
a cosby.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Christy sleeves are making me motion sick. What what's happening?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
They are busy, they are flowers and hours.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'm sorry, I've derailed the show already. Josh has a
I would like to talk to Tom real quick. I
think I'm assuming there was a gift left on my desk.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I just noticed a.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Sticker here that is from a listener who I did
not put that.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
Someone gave that to me at the show they love you,
Oh okay, and said give this the Josh.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
It looks like what is it a drawing of a
piece of pizza.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
Yeah, it looks like a nice slice of pepperoni pizza
and in the shape of pepperoni.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I did not. I had nothing to do with this.
You feel as though you had nothing to do with it.
You you had you no, granted you didn't purchase the
sticker and give it to me. That is true.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
You have to the monicum of responsibility. I would guess
that you probably did not have any pizza over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Am I correct? Correct? Have I ruined pizza for you? No?
So when you when you want to order it, you go,
I can't do it. I don't do that. I still
order it, but it's been a while, it's been a
little bit. Has anybody ever go of course, Josh, you'll
have some pizza? Is that right? That's why I never Yeah,
I wouldn't. I don't go out for it anymore. And
you guys ask me, why don't you go out anymore?

(04:49):
I hear it.

Speaker 9 (04:49):
Why.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
I hear people rave about the costco pizza and I'm
a tempted. Yeah, but I can't be seen eating a
pizza pizza there.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
It would be great to get an object active view
of what is good pizza out there.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
They're having pizza festivals. Yeah, I just had one here.
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Big time pizza fest celebrates something good in the universe,
which is hard to do lately.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Now. We opened up with a.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Aside Billy Jonas and that song, and I've received several
letters about this. I don't remember exactly when we were talking.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
About something else. That's your fault.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
As a matter of fact, I did have a glorious
urination event about twenty minutes ago outside you see at
your house or no, right here, right here next to
your car.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
I don't know who it was. One of my teachers
once said, you know, the law is simple. You have
to think if everyone did this, would it be a problem,
and then they make a law against it?

Speaker 7 (05:53):
What would you rather have happened? Tom is peing outside
and it's bitten by a fox, right or ripped off
by a soaring hawk?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
The hawks. The hawk's going to be better in the movie.
There's a lot to like about both.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
Yeah, because a fox won't bite it off, it'll have
to kind of chew it off.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Yeah, you'll spend some time more likely.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
We got a lot of coyotes around here. I don't
know what's going on. And a bunch of people mentioned
to me this invasion of the armadillos kind of sweeping
across Missouri and Illinois and yeah, oh in Indiana. Y.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, we have a letter about that.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Okay, well, before we get to that, we got a
letter about it and we were talking about this and
I don't remember where or why, but this is from
Mike and Cincinnati. He goes, I'm listening to you guys
for thirty years. Thank you very much. You were talking
about whether you stood or sat when using the restroom.
I've been married for twenty three years. My wife constantly

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complained about the state of the bathroom. When I was done,
I've finally given up. I now sit every time I go. However,
I can't help it. I sing man. I feel like
a woman who Shanaia Twain song every time I sit down.
I just thought you'd want to have that knowledge. Well,
thank you very much. I still appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
That's the main reason I said. At night, I don't
sit here. My pants go down to my ankles like
a toddler. You know that, Yeah, of course, but a home, yeah, yeah, yeah,
especially at night, you know, kind of dark, and I
want to pee on the floor and I want to
over and you know what, you know, pin on the
floor for a guy it's like you start to go
and you go, I don't hear water hitting water, and

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then you hear that telltale plastic rustling of the waste
paper basket and the trash cat.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, and there is the thing where you get the
famous bifurcation occasionally a trifurcation, if that's a word, where
it's going two different directions. You say's not a thing,
generally speaking, pick the larger stream.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Have that. Every he knows you're hairless. No, no, it's
a various a goop and they think that's worse in therethral.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Alright, you need to get a cue tip in their
hawk versus fox?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
How about goop versus hair in any of it.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
The one concession I did get while building my house
that I live in now, I do have a urinal.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
In the main bedroom. It's very nice, good. I highly
recommend it. You're a mess.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
But I've received more than one letter on this topic,
and there are a lot.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Of a lot of guys who have just given up.
They just sit all the time.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
But I don't want to sit in the public restroom
especially well, No.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't sit there either.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Women don't either.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I always go on the state you hover.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah, I have great quads.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Honey, Oh, I have a little bit of a urinal shyness.
I think I have a little bit of that.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
I get that every now again, being in front of
someone else, the airport and the plane system.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
It's crowded, and there's a guy behind you, and and
then you fake it?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Do you ever fake it? Ah?

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Nothing is worse than a sporting of event where you've got,
you know, a limited amount of time during halftime, and
there thirty people behind you, a lot of pressure.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah, but I don't see you. And I have a
compliment coming up for you. But I just don't see
you paying that close attention to a sporting event that
you in your brain go, I gotta get back and
watch the action. I don't think.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Oh, you're correct about that, but no, no, you're not rushed. No,
I just just there's pressure.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
As a matter of fact, I see a men's restroom
for you as another comedy venue for you to go on.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
I wonder who I can do. I'll do five minutes
here in the battle or never talk. I did learn something.
This is some valuable information. This shows how stupid I
am on overnight. Let's see between you know, overnight early
Sunday morning. Saturday night, I probably got up to p
five times.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Now.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
I couldn't figure out what was going on because I
didn't have a lot to drink. I think I had
one glass of iced tea in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I was just baffled.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
I must be sick or something. It's got to be
something wrong. And then I got up early and I
went into the refrigerator and I noticed that there was
still a huge tray of watermelon. And I realized that
I'd had about an entire watermelon. And during the heat
of the day at yeah, and I just hot. Did
I not realize that? So there's a little tip. If

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you're gonna eat a lot of watermelon, be prepared to
get up and pee.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
That's all I know. I just I feel so stupid.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
H Now I'm going to say how smart you are.
I did chicken thighs on the grill yesterday. Could not
have been more delicious, and that you're my inspiration. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Did you marinate them in dressing?

Speaker 6 (10:41):
And I kept in my brain best of the bird,
the chicken thigh, Oh, thank you.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
When it's hot outside, there's almost nothing better than chicken.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I know.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
And it was blistering. I almost passed out at the
grill three times. But I'm delightful boneless.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
They're good. I got the bone for you. Right, you
don't need more. You got pat How is your weekend?
Bone in? Uh? No bone in? No bone in no. No,
you had.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Great shows, I heard.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Therefore, yeah, I got a nice text.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Now we have something from you.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
You said you have armadillos. We were talking about armadillo's. Hey, Friday,
you were talking about armadillo's. This is from Beca. I
thought i'd share two facts. I recently learned. Three banded
armadillo's is the only amadillo that can roll up into
a complete sphere. There are different types.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Also, Russia is a three banded armadillo or in that nevermind,
go ahead.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
It also has the largest penis to body ratio of
any other animal.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
This animal, man, I've seen that animal with that bone.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Really, she said, So, ladies, if you ever hear someone
referred to as being hung like a three banded armadillo,
run have a great one.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh well, good to know.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
I wonder what the percentage is? Yeah, fifty percent of
his body weight's penis.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Or I assume I assume that there's a product out
there called the Armadildo.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
Oh probably, yeah, yeah, would then be awful. I'm sure
it's got to be. It's too obvious. Probably out there.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Coming up today's Bobba Tom Show, it'll be our friend
comedian Greg Warren. He's got a bunch of great stuff
out there on the internet floating around, a couple of
great specials.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Didn't we talk to him last week?

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (12:30):
We did.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
All right, you're sticking with the comedian thing. Huh.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
He's on Nate Bergasi's a YouTube channel. I highly recommend it.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, he was on with Liam Morgan. It was so
cute the other day. It was very fun.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
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Speaker 5 (14:22):
Coming up, we have some interesting news from the world
of milkshakes and smoothies. Oh no, this may be a first.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
And a record that doesn't count came in over the
weekend preseason football.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Oh okay, cool, it don't count, Yeah, but it was
very cool. And the aforementioned Greg War statues. Okay, okay, good.
We are in the Orelioto Parts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Jim Rome takes on sports.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Why because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes
you all went from the Super Bowl straight to the
toilet Bowl.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
He's not over the l The NFL is over his
scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups,
all the downs. He's the spitfire of sports smack.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
I said it, but I can't say it anymore.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Dude, you are killing the game. The Jim Room Show
Podcast follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome
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Speaker 6 (15:46):
This music makes me nervous, like something's coming bearing down
on me.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
It sounds like the the credits to a movie that's
just ended going the.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Car is going down the road.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
It reminds me of lottery music and three five as
the Lady's pulling, and seven.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
If you had it, come and get it.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
We had a big lottery wind story just the other day.
But also that same day, we were talking with comedian
Alex Price and he mentioned something kind of funny that
he sort of thought he was kind of like the
Grim Reaper because he would go to certain places and
they would end up closing. He worked at Oh yeah,

(16:34):
he worked at Sears and Blockbuster and yeah, all these
places he would have worked, they would close. Nick Rights
from Puerto Rico this morning. Hey, I listen to your show.
Well let's Rich Coast. Thank you, all right? Puerto Rican,
rich rich Port. Maybe Costa Rica would probably be rich Coast,

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But I don't know very lit uh signor or senior retail.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I know he goes. I was listening to Friday Show.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Alex Price mentioned he is the grim Reaper for franchises
like Sears, et cetera. I live in Puerto Rico. My
wife and I joke it's where franchises go to retire
because we go to a mall currently has a Sears
a km artist sizzler of fud Rutgers. Wow, among many
long forgotten establishments, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
I miss fud Rutgers. I miss Flaky Jakes, remember Flaking Yes,
they had a great hamburger man.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yes, Che's Burger. They had a work bar.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Was fud Rutgers the place that had the huge signs
no photography? That is the place I think it is. Yeah,
that was so off putting. I never went back.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
They put on an easel. Yeah, there was a don't
take pictures and you're like, what someone's gonna steal that?
What's yours? A big secret?

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Plates? Chairs, tables, silverware, I don't know, arrangement.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Maybe I'm could be surprised how many people who start
a restaurant without silverware.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
Off the entire in a very hostile Can I talk
to you for a second. Here's the one thing I
told you.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
To get silverware? Silverware.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
This is a spaghetti he plays people can't They can't
heat with their hands.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
You speaking of that, do you ever use the spoon? Yes,
when they give you a spaghetti, I.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Always use the spoon.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I have I don't.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
I don't use the spoon, right, I have, and it's
very effective, but I never do ITTI.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
It's like flash, it's like flossing, you know what works.
But come on, I got a life to lead here.
I tie it off with my teeth, will cut it.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
I like to make a big show of sucking it
into that shows whoever I'm with, I'm adept at kind
of lingus is what I'm interesting.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's the message. Don't limited to that. If you're with
a guy either way, oral satisfaction, the whole. They don't
have to do it to the Manicotti.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Is flammlingueni you yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
He's also doing it with some of the shorter doodles,
like they no need to do with the mac and cheese, sir.
There is a I did. I went to see the
movie The Naked Gun, and you had told me that
there was one scene that might be slightly inappropriate. But
yeah that is oh yes, yes, yeah yeah, Finn and

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I went to see it.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
It's o kid. Yeah, it's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
What's it rated? You didn't even look you Yeah, but.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
There's one sort of the series of gags. It's very
seth MacFarlane.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Yeah, I almost guarantee he thought of that or gave
it a big thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
He had to think of the O. J. Simpson thing,
and that's not in the movie. Yes it is.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Yeah, which that's probably the best joke in the whole movie.
I think it's safe to say, but it's very funny.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I wonder who they had to get okay that or
they paid Oh Jay just sent the money to the
Goldman's or what do you think the process was on that?

Speaker 5 (20:05):
They probably have in the original movie. They probably have
the rights to. Yeah, all the characters.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
Yeah, we think.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
And the Zuckers don't have anything to do with this one,
right other than cash in the check they got for you.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
That's yeah, Yeah, he was. David Zucker was asked if
you wanted executive producer credit. He said, no, I didn't.
I didn't write anything. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
This is your thing. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
So, yeah, did you take the kids to see Freaky Friday?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
No, they but.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
They did go. They went with someone else. I've never
seen the original Freaky Friday.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
All right, Oh you'll be You'll be totally.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
You gotta you gotta see the first Are you going
to Freaky Friday?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Cohn? That's what you gotta go to get all the
backstory all right in any event, So it's good to know.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
If you want to travel back in time twenty plus years,
if you go to Puerto Rico, Sears, k Bart, Sizzler,
and fud Ruckers, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Alex Sizzler too.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I do too. Yeah, is Sizzler gone?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I've seen one forever.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
The Texas to was awesome.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
They had when I lived in San Diego ninety five. Uh,
they had I don't know five or six different chains
of soup and salad bars that were gigantic and they
were really good, and I don't know why they didn't
make it out here, but they never did.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Are they still out there?

Speaker 6 (21:19):
I don't know the answer to that. I don't think so.
One one was awkwardly named. We had a couple of
them in Saint Louis and they were great. The Soup Plantation,
Oh no, we did not have that.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
We had that was a good one.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Yeah, that was a great, really good, really good, huge gigantic.
It looked like a where it looked like a Best
Buy had been hollowed out, and they made they put
in soup and salad.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah, I know exactly which soup and salad place you're
talking about in San Diego too, right, I loved it.
Carlsbad and was fud.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Rutgers supposed to am? I supposed to know what that means?

Speaker 4 (21:56):
They were in the airport for a while in Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh, I just assumed it was a name of some kind.
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
I'm strangely aroused when you say Fuddrucker. I mean it's
obviously kind of a play on them.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
They're fun. I think, am I your Fuddrucker?

Speaker 5 (22:12):
It's just awful, like that place corner Lingus. Yeah, I
mean the corn was good. You were allowed to bite.

Speaker 6 (22:20):
And their thing was no silverware.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
If you're just joining us, lucky you, and time to
move forward.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
We're on one. We are in the Aralioto Parts Studios.
That's Chick McGee. This is the Bob and Tom program.
I'm Tom.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
There's a Pat, there's Ace Christy Lee's over there. Uh
and the Josh Artle has joined us here. We have
more letters over there.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Good morning, Bob and Tom show. I found a video
that I think Tom is going to love, and now
I am passing it on to Tom. It's a guy
skiing and juggling at the same time. Wow, Tom, you're
in tirely welcome, So here we go. Sorry everyone else,

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it's from the go Pro Awards. Oh my god, look
at him, Look at him.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Go this guy he's and he's juggling bowling pins and
he's really good.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Well you sing and juggling.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh this is Oh no, he's not doing the moguls though,
but still he's very good. Did you go that fasting
off a jump? He went off a jump and.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
And he's still juggling. Whoa, And he's wearing a GoPro
in his helmet so you can see.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
This is great.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Wow, he's juggling giant pink bowling pins.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
The size of those things. That is great.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Very well, thank you very much. That's really cool. We'll
have to repost that. Certainly appreciated. Uh now, any more
letters on your side?

Speaker 6 (23:51):
Yes, dear Bob A Tom show up. Till recently I
worked in Breckenridge, Colorado. Nice listening to Tom talk about
his trip and skiing and all things skiing reminds me
of why I left breck You guys just have to

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deal with it. One Tom per day talking about skiing.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I didn't bring it up. It's a town. Of Tom's.
Imagine having to deal with a whole town of Tom.
That's exactly what it says, and it gets even worse
during ski season.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
That's when the skiers tend to come out there. Yeah,
high altitude there, Oh yeah, what do you got? Seven
thout much? Denvers at five? Come on five seventeen, keep
going up. Now we have Pat Godwin back from a
little bit of a couple of assignments or two. We
have some music planned for today's program. Sure, boss, well,

(24:54):
I got another letter here while you get ready for.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Do you have I get ready for something?

Speaker 9 (24:58):
One?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Ready to go? Right now? You got one in the chamber.
You have Tom was to go, we can always go.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Driving home with my nine year old daughter and seven
year old son over the weekend, ac DC's song dirty
Deeds Done Cheap came on the radio, done dirt. Of course,
I'm singing dirty Deeds and the dunder Chief thanks to Tom.
Once again, that's what I thought it was. I thought
it was some Aboriginal share because I'm an idiot and

(25:25):
wasn't really paying attention for years. It is, in fact,
dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. However, my little girl started
singing dirty deeds. Thunder cheeks.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Oh that's good, that's nothing. That'd be a great little
tune there. Yeah, under cheek about them thunder cheek. Yeah
it doesn't, doesn't.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Thunder cheeks sound like a very athletic female posterior as healthy.
Have you seen the thunder cheeks on that babe? Oh wow,
she tightened those things up. You're gonna be limping for
a week.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Just Tom, Tom, are you okay? You have lost thunder Chicks?

Speaker 9 (26:01):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (26:01):
Lance in Sagonaw, Michigan a beautiful country in the middle
of Michigan. Now, Pat, what were you thinking about playing
for us?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
You were talking about peeing, peeing out song.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Well, we opened up with a song about peeing, and
then we have had a number of letters about guys
that have just finally given up and they always sit
down when they pee, especially if they're married and have
a lot of ladies.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Are you going through the machine? I'm not hearing your
I don't think so get it plugged in. You get
me up there, there we go, there you go. You
hear me now, I hear you.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
You hear me now, Yeah, I can hear you down.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
You hear me now? Getting older?

Speaker 8 (26:42):
Something that wa get up all night thanks to my prostage.

Speaker 11 (26:48):
I stand at the toilet and I just have way.
My doctor told me, Uh my re qui medici shan
helping forll my urination and something stuck together.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Or working against each other.

Speaker 12 (27:10):
Uh huh.

Speaker 11 (27:12):
Bifurcated stream peeing in the dark, nothing in between to
the lefted oars on the right.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
It's wild going down my pants.

Speaker 11 (27:23):
They're independent of each other, like a twin brother and another. Oh,
bifurcated stream got some on the floor.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Why she tripped and fell? Now she's awful. Sword pee
is on the seat.

Speaker 11 (27:41):
Man, she's really mad and we're fighting with each other. Oh,
she's gone to stay with the mother.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Bifurcated street ended the big I'll thank you very much, mister.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
If you'd like to write us a letter at any
topic is open, we'd love to hear from you. Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com. Coming up, we're gonna
be chicking into the world of sports, he said, chicken
in Chi. Yeah, well that's nice. I might have kind
of a kind of a slip there. Yeah, we'll be
chicking in with the chickster. We have a Christie Lee
at the News desk, the Silac Insurance News desk to

(28:24):
be more precise. And you want to just give us
a couple of quick teaser lines. What's coming up?

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Do you guys have a pacifier? We'll talk about that
coming up?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
You mean a little baby sucky A binky A binky? No? Yeah,
you know, chick. You might know this one. What do
they call those in England? Uh? Suck better? I don't.
I don't. Have you seen the have you seen the boys?
Suck better?

Speaker 7 (28:46):
It is a dummy, a dummy.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I have not heard that one. Huh, you have the dummy.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
You have the dummy. I know nappy is the diaper dummy.
And yeah, it's the same as pacifier.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Here in the US. There's so much work I have
to do.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Also, I have Hunter zero Buffalo one.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
I thought you were talking about us. I thought you're
talking about the first Hunter ever ever Hunter Hunters zero.
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(30:36):
know about. Because you can't catch them, but at least
it'll sound right through.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Their quiet Daddy. They're gonna wake the gimpup. We are
in the Railly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (30:48):
Just got to get a hold of us, call, text
or email. Get all the contact information you need at
bobintom dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
They're on the house. Hey, welcome back to the Bob
and Tom Show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's
Christy Lee Night Chick. Hi, Pat god Hi, there's John Charnold.
Bye coffee, I checked got it out.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
We're having fun over here. Tom, No, no, we're not sorry.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Good morning Tom, Good morning, sirup I got I was
at Piles, my coffee place, over the weekend. Of course,
how many times did you get go to get coffee?
You don't have to be just in general. On Saturday,
I rode my bike into town twice. As a matter

(31:45):
of fact.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Nice you carry coffee on your bike?

Speaker 5 (31:47):
No no, no, I drink it said, don you see, get
up really early and you can get out there before
it's check local listening. It's been really hot, so you
want to do your extra I was amazed how many
people were up at.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Down's early light on the real Yeah, they're.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
People are starting to realize, wait a minute, by eleven o'clock,
this is not any fun special A load of the
guy that I saw this morning running right up here
wearing black shorts and a black shirt holding a v R.
I like that joke for two reasons, the VCR aspect

(32:23):
of it.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
It makes people go, what you do?

Speaker 6 (32:26):
You have an outfit? Do you have a suit? Do
you have a get up that you wear on your
bike like bike shorts? And no, no, I don't have
tak tops. You show off the guns that lights up?
You know I have a please tell me? But no,
you wear a button up on your bike, a button
up shirt, long sleeve button ups like a.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
You know, one of these sausage pants on. I don't
wear the sausage pants. You gotta show you gotta show
that a condo off you got to wear.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Oh, I thought you were Lululemons, don't you know?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
I wear jeans and I just pull them up.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
There's always hot in There's.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Always that guy at the gym working out in jeans
and he can bench press four seventy.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Five ninety degrees. You're wearing jeans on a bike.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Early in the morning.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
I'm not a short sky, but it's a nice leg
in any event.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
So there I am at the coffee. But and this
is something that.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
A lot of these coffee places that when they're crowded,
they'll they'll just start stacking the coffee. But you've got
to grab each cup and spin it to see who's
getting it that I'm realizing I've got. You know, Joe
hasn't showered in three weeks, probably sleeps under a bridge,
touching my coffee.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh my god, what what that is? A that is
a problem working at the coffee shop. No, that you
don't go to these places.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
You don't understand they when they put them up there,
then you've got to walk up and figure out which
one is yours.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Especially I thought they called your name when it was ready.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
They do, but not everybody goes up and gets it.
I see a lot of people are and a lot
of people are doing the they're ordering in advance. They
get there and they start a lot of people don't
pay attention when their name's called.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
That's true in any event. So so the the other day,
alpened and the guy's name was.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Jesus or j Yeah, one of the two. Not kind
of a.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Bold move, well, I mean culturally in Christian society. Yeah,
I think it's if a guy's name is Jesus, you
know he's.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
I think Jesus is not as bold as it seems
to non very very popular. But yeah, but it must
have been sort of alarming you turn it around and
see it's Jesus as coffee.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
But if you think yeah, and it appears Jesus likes
I'm guessing an iced vanilla latte, judging by the writing
on it, an extra hot, you think, no, no, it
was not ice, but it just just I think it's
just kind of interesting. Kind of a certain other religions
do that. A lot of a lot of dudes named
Mohammad out there.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Jesus has an iced coffee, Hull's interested.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's what he had there. Who knows? You get a scone,
maybe a protein box. I didn't look at everything, was
looking at the you know something he was king. That's
almost that's almost as good as the joke, if not
better that. What can I say? Jesus can eat peanuts

(35:12):
they fall through his hands.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
You know, we were having some fun and now look
what he did.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
You know, you're practically look out? Are there other religions
to do that?

Speaker 7 (35:24):
What Hindus?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
You know, who's the big god in Hinduism? The whole
bunch of them?

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Now, what's his name? That eight armed in the middle
of Vishnu something?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, I always forget. What do they name their little
baby Vishnu? Where do you think Buddy comes from? Buddy? Hey, Buddy?

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Yeah, but that's no, it's budd Hey, Buddy. That's what
Richard Gear tells me in the Buddha documentary. And he
should know.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
He's a Buddhist.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Really well. See, I know two guys named Buddy, and
neither of them are a Hindu or Buddhist. Would you
call yourself Fourth Gear if your name was Richard Gear?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Please wouldn't that because all of his movies of Richard
Fourth in quotes Gear.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Okay, Well, in anything we can, we can move forward
here we have what about the deck?

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Did you see another letter? I'm sorry, missus, I do,
and I haven't read them yet. This letter is for Chick,
Good Morning, Bob and Tom Show. I know, like me,
he's a fan of the BC PROG BBC programming. Oh
I am very much British Broadcasting Company Josh, uh huh uh, Well, chick,
I've learned that The Repair Shop is now on Amazon Prime.
Really they only had like a couple of and this

(36:34):
is a great show. They Repair Shop is one people
will bring.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
In some old random device, like an ancient clock, and
they'll take it apart and put it. It's really cool, amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
They can fix it.

Speaker 13 (36:45):
I'm bringing in the grandfather clock as my father laying
on his deathbed, he said he loved me and then
he stopped breathing and the clock stopped kicking.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Oh my, is there any way you can? And they do?

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Boy, and I I'm with who asked me. They don't
ever show you the final bill that to get people
get I.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Bet it's oh yeah, because sometimes they actually find tools
to fix some of this. They had special tools for
a music box. I saw them fixing once. Tools you
only need to fix a music box. They're good for
nothing else.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
A lot of those shows are guilty of that. Though.
They'll have the little bit.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
They'll restore some car and then at the end they'll go,
we only spend twelve hundred dollars on parts. Just then
you had four expert mechanics. What they charge, Yeah, at.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
One hundred dollars an hour or whatever.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
But well deserved.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
But I know some of those house flipping shows, they
don't tell you about the cost of actually flipping and
getting all the guys to come work on it.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
They have a porcelain expert, they have a leather expert,
they have a clock expert on the repair shop.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
They should they should do with the experts from pawn shop.
Meet those guys. Well, that would be good.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
The Battle of the Network Expert superstars, bring it back.
I'd watch it. I don't know anybody else would watch.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
This is the final vote on this one. By the way, Okay,
I blame Tom for this longtime listener, first time emailer.
Thanks Tom. You put that stupid song sugar Shack in
my head all weekend. I had to download the song
and listen to it to cleanse my head. Now, that
was not my fault. No chick actually thought it was
shush shush, shu shut.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
What was it your Nancy Sinatra sugar as opposed to
sugartown sugar Shack. Sugar Shack I was not aware of.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
But we did learn that the guy that sings that
had a very good career in the world of music.
Beyond that dumb song. I'm not going to make you
suffer through it yet again. Now it's time for us
to move forward here. What have you got going on
over there? In the world of sports?

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Uh, well, we got a golf tournament that almost didn't
end yesterday. Hell of a golf tournament. Justin Rose.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Gustin Rose produced a stunning rally four straight birdies to
make up a three shot deficit with five holes to play.
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (38:52):
He made two birdies in a three hole playoff to
beat US Open champion JJ Spawn and the FedEx Saint
Jude Championship. That's Justin Rose, just your champion. That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
WNBA. Yesterday Minnesota, Washington, Atlanta, Los Angeles, and Vegas all win.
Alex Pollo Palou Alex are.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
We saying he secured his fourth IndyCar Championship in five seasons.
Portland International YEP title contender Pado Award lost Power early
in the race.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Will Power won the race though.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Started on the poll and I was getting to that both.
Congratulations to Wolf Power.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
And Shane Van Gisbergen continued his march into NASCAR history
and set a rookie record fourth victory this season. He
wins at Watkins Glenn yesterday in NASCAR, but Connor Zillish
back at Watkins Glen yesterday he won the Saturday race.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Funny, he doesn't look Zillish.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
And he fell off his car and broke his collar bone. Outsho,
I've done that in celebration and it is quite. It
is quite the tumble here he is getting getting out
of the car. Everything's fine, Thanks, I appreciate it. Yay,
son of Agun.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I really yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Bad man's not going to be able to re seat
built for a while.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
That's terrible.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Really well, when embarrassing, Yeah, don't you think I think
he's embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I think so. I'd be embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
I'd be embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Remember we were sitting. Poor guy, he lands right on
his couch.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Oh god, it's it's best.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Remember we were sitting.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
We were all sitting somewhere doing the show, and some
guy came and sat down in a chair and the
chair just exploded.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Remember that it didn't hold him very well.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yes, we didn't know what to say, we didn't know
what to do. Is Oh, it was just a very
embarrassing moment for the person. It was the larger fellows
that you're saying.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Anybody ever named their kid? Just to get back to
my topic here, the chairs just gave up. You know,
there's certain cultures they named their kid Jesus. Oh yeah,
does anybody ever name their kid Judas? Just in anticipation,
you don't really hear Judases?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I yeah, didn't somebody think? Did somebody? Thanks?

Speaker 6 (41:31):
Satan is kind of on the same line some awards show. Yeah,
you know, I like to thank the Lord and Savior
Jesus Christ. With this guy, I like to thank the
evil overlord of the Underworld Empire.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Did they seem to be in earnest or they say no?
I think they were just trying to point or something.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
I oh, well, coming up, we have more news in
the world of sports, including an almost world record NFL preseason. Yeah,
and we have adult pacifiers. It's a thing. We'll find
out about it. From the Riley Autopart Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (42:02):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at. You
can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Hey, welcome, back to the Bobbin Top Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News desk. Oh, there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Hi, Chick. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 9 (42:24):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. There's Ace Cosby.
Greg Warren coming up later.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
This morning, Greggie Boy.

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Speaker 1 (42:40):
Hello, Tom, I got letters over here. I got one
to you go first.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Dear Bobba Tom Show. I have listened for years, but
more consistently over the last five or so. I have
a longer commute now, Tom, you spoke of shoeshine service
at airports.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Last week.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
I flew out to DC for work and notice that
at my airport a beautiful shoeshine station. So I thought, Tom,
about your admiration for that service being offered. I regret
I don't have a picture of it, but they do
now offer a sneaker slash tennis shoe cleansing service.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Oh see, that's what I've always wanted.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Right there next to she says the sun King Brewery,
You are welcome.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
I if I'm wearing leather shoes, if I've got time.
All that's a great time to get a quick shoe shine.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
All right, well, now you can wear your tennis shoes too.
It sounds like that.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Because I mean, if you go to the airport, what
is it, what would you say percentage of men wearing
some kind of athletic shoes.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Oh yeah, I would think. And often they're filthy and
could use a quick cleanse. Wonder how they clean them?
Often they're filthy.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Oh yeah, when I'm biased, I are, that's not the word.
But my girls got back from camp.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
I want to say hello to all the parents out
there who have kids that went to an overnight camp
for a few weeks and they come back. There's a
commercial I want to see on television. You talk about filthy.
Oh oh yeah, yeah, I a good filthy though. Huh
oh yeah great. Oh it's wonder doors. But I mean
it is.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Uh had a lot of laundry, did you.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
And but the shoes especially, I put them through twice
one time with bleach even though you're not supposed to
bleach me.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I just gave up. Yeah, yeah, I did that too.
I saved them on hydrogen.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
But if you tried that the bag there's a bag
you can put them in. Really, there's a shoe bag.
Oh I didn't do that, I just but yeah, well
that's coold at the airport.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
That's fine. I'll have to because in the winter I'll
wear leather shoes. Certainly get get a quick buff up.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
Don't you like to have your shoes polish?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Do you?

Speaker 6 (44:48):
You actually wear hard what I would call a hard shoe,
so you can get a shoe shine when you go
to the airport, although because you make that consciousness. Yeah, yeah,
well no, I saw a picture of you.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
In the shoe you shine chair. I've never seen you happier.
It was great.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Do you have a shoeshine kit at home?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
A kind of I don't have a really good one.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
I used to have a really good You have the
one that with button at waist level and the spinners and.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
You put your foot on it and it's at an
angle so you can really get in there.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah yeah, well those are great. Now it's just nice
having a nice, nice pair of shine shoes.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Come on, all right, maybe you know something for chick.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
We've been trying to get a new image for you.
I know that we've been trying to get a new
image for me really.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
Because when you're kind of with his image, chicks looks
a lot different than he looked a year ago. That's true,
you were your slender you've got that nice beard. How
about Cowboy boot Chick. I know you're a big shoe guy.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
I I've been told that cowboy boots you have to
get your feet used to.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Them, and I don't think I could do it. It
takes a while to break them in. You don't break
your boots as much as you break your feet. I
guess you got to break your feet in.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Because that'd be something new for you. Oh yeah, you've
got a lot of lettic shoes and all. You really
into athletics.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
I think I could.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
Cowboy boot Chick might be hot.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Crocs guy, I will never how.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
About Birkin stock and sock guy, that's the new thing,
and stocks with socks, that's the new trend.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
I know Crocs has a wonderful product and many people
love them. I do not care for them intensely.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I think it's because you haven't completely jumped in to
embrace the corniness of them. They're they're they're cool. I
like them.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
They're cool chick and I too, Chicken, I chicken. I
will stand wearing adult shoes. I got a nice letter, like.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I haven't changed my shoes since senior ear in high school.
Here we go, Here you go, Tom, here's a shoeshiner there.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
That's one of those What was that story I used
to have in the mall that had all the gadgets?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Why why didn't we have.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
That's a shoeshiner. I was using it for something else.

Speaker 14 (46:54):
This is back in the sales pit.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
That doesn't work?

Speaker 14 (46:57):
To dress up?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
And does that thing actually work?

Speaker 6 (46:59):
So yeah, you plug it in and you push that button.
His spins around. Man, the old Dremmel. That's what was
the store in the mall that I had all the gadgets.
Sharper image, sharper image, that's what that is. That is,
as I recall, if you put your any pressure on it,
all that buffing stops.

Speaker 10 (47:18):
True.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Okay, yeah, that is Okay, got a letter here. It
will lead to something.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
How close are you Tom to hiring on staff a shoeshine.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Guy, I'm the only one who wears leather shoes around here. Well,
we'll start if there's a shoeshine gun, right, if there's
a shoeshine, guy, I bring my shoes. It's actually my
goal to never ever have to wear shoes that require shining.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
That's that's one of my goals, you know. And that's
a big trend right now. The anchors on Sports Center
and a lot of your your stand up reporters, they
wear a nice suit, but they have tennis shoes, a
black shoe with a white sole.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
That's a big trend. I've never liked that.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
Remember Crocs made cowboy boots for second there. I tried
to order them. They sold out immediately. Real hopefully they'll
do that again.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I'll get you some.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Wasn't the suit with the tennis shoe thing?

Speaker 9 (48:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Thanks? What where did that? I wore those back in
the suit with the tennis shoes? Michael J. Fox? Yeah?
And then what was the show with the sliming.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Oh doubledare double dare?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah? You can expect him to wear dress shoes and
all that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Okay, Well, I've got a nice letter here, but sometimes
you can't remember the words the names for things.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
We all struggle with that specifically. This is from Julie.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
My ten year old son had a Tom moment. There
are about twenty wind turbines a few miles from our house.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
We were driving along.

Speaker 7 (48:46):
He couldn't think what they were called, so we said, hey, Mom,
look at the giant sky fans.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Are not bad. I merely thought of you.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Guys, and of course of this moment from our friend
Tommy Johnagan. This is a classic story. Oh yeah, from
comedian Tommy Johnigan. And you'll see how the sky fans
fit into this.

Speaker 15 (49:07):
We have a comedian, Tommy Johnig and hanging out with
this is one of our favorites. You were saying that
you would often ride with your dad across the country
in the back of the truck. This is the thing
my dad would love to He loves like a practical joke.
He would love to scare people.

Speaker 16 (49:18):
Like we were going down a mountain in California in
the semi and he was pounding his foot on the floorboard,
telling my stepmom the brakes went out, and he did
this to the point she started crying. And the only
reason he stopped is because she was crying enough to
make him laugh, so he stopped, and he would he

(49:38):
would pull that's that's not good, he would he would
because he and never tell you he was joking. Like
the funny part wasn't the part where you he goes, oh,
you're joking and then he laughs.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Right.

Speaker 16 (49:55):
Then the funny part is he tells you something wrong
and he knows that you're spreading it around, Like you
know the windmills in California and they have there's parts
of it where there's a ton So it's my dad
and myself and then some cousin of mine or something,
and he's in his thirties, but he's an idiot and

(50:16):
I'm a child. So we drive by these and the
guy goes, what are all these for? And then my
dad goes, oh, shoot, I wasn't supposed to go this way.
And the guy's like, what are you talking about, and
my dad goes, nobody's supposed to see these, because you
know how, there's the rumor that an earthquake caused California
to break off from the United States and we were

(50:36):
like yeah, and he goes, well, these fans, you notice
they're all pointing the same, so they're pushing California back
into the country and keeping it afloat.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Right, I like your dad a lot more enough, So
he tells.

Speaker 16 (50:53):
This adult that and he's like, oh my god. Right,
So he just I mean, we drive and he never
says it's any different. Three months later, when I see
my dad on the next vacation, he goes, can you
believe John believed that thing about telling me as a kid?
Can you believe he believed that? Can I believe it?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Can you believe I told my school that, Yes, I
believe I believed it. Why didn't you? There was no wink?
You also told me that? And that was the jokes
he would like to do. Oh, Tommy, Johnagan is our guest.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Do you want children?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Tommy?

Speaker 16 (51:33):
I want them eventually. My fiance wants like six. That's
the thing from my dad and I. I think he's
hilarious and I think he's you know, he's just made
some some clericalis here and there. But I've told my
fiance that that even though if we play a practical joke,
and even with my nieces and nephews, I always before
they leave the room, I go, you know, I was

(51:54):
just joking. I don't want them to don't you have
a new niece. I have a nephew. Nephew, new nephew pounds.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Wowwe I think we may have read a story about
if you've.

Speaker 16 (52:08):
Never seen a ten and a half pound baby. Just
picture John Goodman from.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Far Away, Tommy Johnigan and the classic story about the
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Speaker 6 (54:03):
In sports, Yes, we've got NFL preseason action and I
guess if you're a Patriots fan, you're excited about this.
Tom Brady's statue unveiled. We'll talk about it, Okay, all right,
and we are in the Orellioto Parts Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to The Bob

(54:24):
and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Hey, Hey, there's Pat Godwin.
Jessica Hooker joins us. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
You gotta pay taxes on that. Yeah, that come with dnel.
There's a's Cosby. I'm chick McGee once again.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Thank you Tom for your evergreen recipe for chicken thighs
on the grill.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I benefited again yesterday. And the boneless Right, the.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Boneless you're because I've got the bone right, Yeah, I
don't need a or bone all right, thanks very much
that bone.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
She locked the bone? Okay, glind fine song. Uh, now
we have to chick in with the world of sports briefing.
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Oh no, let's get back to the letters, because they're
oddly all about Tom.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Everybody just wanted to add to the fud Rutgers conversation.
There is a fud Ruckers in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
All right.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
My husband and I've been there a couple of times.
Not quite the same as the first restaurant that my
mom introduced me back in the day.

Speaker 13 (55:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
That's from Kay and Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania. Nice. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
We were discussing certain franchises that seem to have disappeared,
not just franchises, but stores like Sears and et cetera,
et cetera. And we got a nice letter from a
guy living in Puerto Rico. A lot of those that
go there as they put it. They don't go there
to die, they go there to retire.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Very nice climate.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Sure, yeah, I always kind of liked fud Rutgers too.

Speaker 14 (55:54):
Is that the one where they insult you?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
No, no, no, Popeyes and Popeyes makes a good bird.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Bud Ruckers, I think, is the one that used to
have the huge science no photography, very hostile.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I think it's very hot. I never noticed those. Yeah,
I would have to. I don't know. Isn't that the
one that had the big I don't know, apparently, but
I just never noticed. You read it as hostile. Yeah, okay,
it's on an easel, it is hostile.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Their fries were sort of potato wedges, and they had
a hot cheese dispenser and that I don't know what
that is, but they always.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Miss flaky jiggs. Yeah, that must have been semi regional.
What about Loums? Did you have a lums? No?

Speaker 4 (56:41):
You were hot dogs?

Speaker 12 (56:42):
Right?

Speaker 6 (56:42):
They had, They had all but they they're dogs were
steamed in beer. And I was convinced that if I
had enough hot dogs, I get a like four and
a half. That's quite a dog. By the way, Let's
see Dear Bob a Tom show. Hey, Chick, you've been
a proponent for Tom getting a driver because he is

(57:05):
a menace.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
Friday, Tom was talking about a cowboy hat and a
pickup truck. I don't remember you.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Yes, a cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Did say you were going to get a pickup truck.
That's right.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
I've been thinking about you got to get We had
to rent a a pickup truck. We went to the
car rental place. They didn't have, but we ended up
with a pickup truck get with the back seat and
what do you girls?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
The girls loved it. What do you No, No, they
didn't have. We had tried to get a tahoe or
something like that. They were out of them. So the kids,
you want to they have a day with dad. Let's
go to the car rental place and run on vacation.

Speaker 17 (57:46):
Though, Dad get a pickup the Tom Griswold rebrand pickup truck,
cowboy hat.

Speaker 14 (57:53):
What else does he need?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Buckle?

Speaker 9 (57:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Okay, okay, yeah, I don't see any of this happen.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
I was suggesting, maybe Chick goes goes from athletic shoe
guy to cowboy boot guy.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
My feet are far too tender to have cowboy boots.
There's no way I could get used to way it
would it would be. It's a it's a big transition.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
It is a big uh.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Now we have other letters to get to in a minute,
but first I think it's time to do a little
bit of sporting news.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
The New England Patriots have unveiled a bronze statue of
Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Did you know that? Guys? Yes, the effigy.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
Created by sculptor and lifelong Patriots fan Jeff Buccacky.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
This statue looks like it's bird poop all over.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Are you are you doubting me? That's the sculptor's name. Yes,
pen paper.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Here we go, all right, b you see so far?
See a see I?

Speaker 7 (59:03):
Oh maybe bucacchio would be bukaki, oh would be?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yeah? That's rough. Are the worst breakfast cereal I've ever had?
You get a lot of it? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (59:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (59:19):
You feel run down about noon? How about you and
a bunch of bodies have breakfast together?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Coki? Is this is this milk spilled?

Speaker 9 (59:29):
No?

Speaker 5 (59:29):
No, no, no no, that's just the marshmallow garnish on
your bukachio cereal.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
That's a pretty good bit for those people. Yeah, I
let's watch this season.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
I had a line of pants I was trying to
come out with called Bukhakis, and they were they were
pre stained, but it didn't didn't fly.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Sorry, they sell jeans that are pre staining. They're pretty pricey. Yeah,
remember that, remember the old There was a thing about
twenty years ago. It was like heming away War Khaki.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Yeah, they had all these famous people pictures were in khakis.
Then obviously gone to the estates and said can you
find a picture of whatever Albert Einstein and Khakis will
give you a million bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Did you ever see the Cobaine working Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Yeah, there was a very sad one that had Cobaine
lying in the pool of blood. Yeah, it was in
very poor taste. He also had Converse one stars. I
wasn't gonna Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Anyway, this thing rests a top hexagonal pedestal and measures
twelve feet in height, so it's life size. That's how
he did all this. He's twice the size of a
normal play People forget to talk about how he's a giant.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
Also, Brady's uniform number, the statue seventeen feet tall, representing
the seventeen AFC East titles. Oh, the Patriots won in
Tom's nineteen seasons. It was unveiled during a ceremony on
the plaza outside the team's pro shop at the exhibition
opener against the Commanders, and Washington decided not to show

(01:00:59):
up that game. But we have a picture of the
of the statue. There's Tom add One.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Yeah, and well his kids said that they got the
lips wrong. Oh when whenever they kissed the statue is
not quite I figured that or the at least he's
holding a deflated football.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Me and the boys in the back have decided he
kind of looks like uh Lee Majors as a six
million dollar man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Yeah, a little bit, but I think you're it's better
than ye looks pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Is weird, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
You think it's a rock? Looks well, it's made of bronze.
I'm just saying, how would you would you work to bronze?

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
Pretty amazing that they do that. I mean, look look
at what's supposed to be the jersey. The fabric looks
like fabric.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
It's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
The veins in his arms and it's tying up off
the ground that it's not going to be you know
where people are going to touch it in the groin
and it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
The pedestal itself is five feet.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
You don't think somebody will come up rub the foot
or something. It'll get all shining, maybe for no reason. Maybe,
but uh, and this not exactly sports, but I guess
it's a record or trying to be a record.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Stupid world record. Scientists say they've documented stupid world record.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
All right, scientists say they've documented the longest single lightning
flash ever recorded.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Oh wait, is it longest?

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
As in well, five hundred and fifteen miles across the
central United States.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Yeah, we saw the video. It's crazy, it's great.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
It's called a megaflash. According to Science Daily, it occurred
on October twenty seventeen from eastern Texas almost to Kansas City.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
You wouldn't know it was that long just looking at
it because it's so.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Exactly Yeah, but doesn't doesn't Mega Flash sound like sort
of a lesser superhero?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Well, we couldn't get to the DC people to let
us use the Flash, so we we've created Megaflash. It's
like what it was like Rose Lesser Wrestlingly, no, Mega
Megaflash is the evil arch enemy of Flash.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Oh he is. Yeah, it's like Bizarro superman. Oh that's good.
I like him.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Most lightning both travel less than ten miles, but any
strike beyond sixty is classified as a mega megafly.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
I like to think Mega Flash is so fast. He
always overshoots where he's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
It's like like a dog.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
The double her dog, after repeatedly running across the wooden
floor to get the bone, hits the brakes and I
was flying into the library.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Oh, thank you, thank goodness, Mega flashes. Here there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:03:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
He overshot it again. He landed down in the middle
the street. Again. Oh, I would flash one hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
I know I've said this a lot, but this might be.
This is really something as far as the world record goes.
You're being negative. Here is no not I said, it's
really something. Here we go, everybody comfortable.

Speaker 12 (01:04:04):
Record.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
An Indiana man may soon hold the Guinness World Record.
May soon hold the Guinness World Record for the tallest sunflower.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I love this record. Well all right, we already got
we got one on board. He may soon.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
Alex babbittch of Fort Wayne Morning for Wayne. So it
keeps growing, has grown a sunflower that he calls clover. Okay,
it measures thirty feet seven inches, what about six inches
taller than the current record set in Germany.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
It's thirty three stories, right, it's great.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
If you were in your house looking out your second
story window, you could see this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Okay, that's bigger than our radio tower. No, it's not.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
Just lying, it's just blatantly lying. But it kind of
looks like a smaller oil Derek or something.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
But when I hear tall a sunflower, I hear it's
that tall without any sort of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Yeah, that's what sunflowers do get helped with. They don't help,
no help.

Speaker 9 (01:05:22):
No.

Speaker 14 (01:05:22):
My concern is that we're doing records that aren't records.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Yet beat it but just hasn't been. It's not beneficial,
that is, you're right, it's a.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Can you I measure the guy here in Swinging London
and you get the memo, Well, Bert, you gotta flight
to Fort Wayne, INDIANAA measure of sunflowers tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
But I'm in Swing in London.

Speaker 14 (01:05:50):
Do they inform the former record holder when they've been
beat out?

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Yes, it's sort of like uh in saving Private Ryan, when.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
The cars pull up to that lady's house, very sad,
the personal drops to their knees.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
There's a team it's not just the one guy. My
sunflower doesn't mean anything anymore. My tomato loose.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Maybe I like this right because it reminds me of
my childhood. I once grew a sunflower okay something no, no,
just just from my I don't know why decided they
were really cool. I love it and I was in
my backyard and I was so pleased with it. And
then one day I came out and the stalk had

(01:06:35):
broken and it was dying. Oh boy, but I mean
it was nothing this sky. This is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
But we're gonna go take care a little faunt LeRoy's
sunflower tonight at midnight? Is everybody in? Oh yeah? I
hate that guy? Yeah, I mean I was probably some
local tufts area I had.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
I had a similar experience as a child. I wanted
to grow up a cornstalk and I was so excited.
I grew my cornstalk and it looked beautiful. But no
one told me at my young age that you needed
two cornstalks to pollinate the other corn stock, so there
was never any corn on it. And I was the
saddest little kid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Just a green leafy yeah, and corn stocks do a doggy?

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Did you know that I did not know that true.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
I thought, this is this is fun.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
This guy so his his is thirty feet seven which
is six inches taller than the world record right now
set in Germany, and it's four feet seven inches taller
than the US record.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
To care for and measure the massive sunflower, the city
of Fort Wayne provided the cherry picker and even took
steps to keep squirrels away from taxpayer dollars. Taxpayer dollars,
taxpayer dollars at work. This is good publicity for the
SEM This is great. What did what steps did they
take to get rid of the squirrels. I'm hoping it

(01:07:54):
involves local snipers something like that. Right, duns, you've got
the four to seven shift, here's your rifle, go for it.
Good luck.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Then all they would meet our couple of my dogs.
Oh they hate squirrels. Oh, oh, they hate them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
That seems like that goes back a long way, squirrels
versus dogs. I almost saw a squirrel sex yesterday. They
were on my deck kind of playing. They were on
your what.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
For the purposes of this out you maybe use maybe
use porch or maybe I should work with adults.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
There where you keep your smoker you got your smoker
out there and your deck, you know, dick smoker.

Speaker 7 (01:08:46):
Well, get it, get it. The problem was they were
getting close and they were kind of wrestling and having fun,
and then the one would get would get into doggie style.
She would and she looked like she was gonna accept it. Yeah,
she wouldn't lift her tail, and so he was just

(01:09:08):
getting tailed.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
He wasn't.

Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
He couldn't get So then they would play and chase
and wrestle. I say, playing chase and wrestle for all
I know, this was not I don't know how animal.
I don't know how squirrels were cute they are.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Look, well, let's take some phone calls. Ryan Tom, I
heard your show about squirrel rape.

Speaker 14 (01:09:31):
Josh, how long did you stand there, like with a
cup of coffee, just watching.

Speaker 7 (01:09:35):
Sadly, that's not what was happening. My my uh sliding
glass door curtains or whatever. We're open, and I was
watching TV so I could occasionally look and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
See how they were.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
I wanted to just stand there drinking coffee, mumbling like
you do. Oh, this is really just left that they
would talk surely into this. We have a good but
a go Misshooker. You have a you're a cat person, right.

Speaker 14 (01:09:57):
I have a cat. I'm not a cat person.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Kids are cat Did you ever come around the corner
in your ear cats sitting staring out the window making
this sound and they're staring at a chipmunk. Yeah, and
I let him make the sound. It's like that clicking. Yes,
something's going on. You want to get out there and
chew that baby out?

Speaker 17 (01:10:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:10:14):
My cat chase it.

Speaker 17 (01:10:15):
He brings us gifts. We have birds and chipmunks and
all kinds of stuff's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Gifts for the family.

Speaker 14 (01:10:22):
Yeah, dead right there when you walk out in the morning. Yeah,
they are.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Yeah. My cat Fluffy one time brought home a live snake.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
Fluffy go away, now, Tom, is this the same cat
you want to Paris to pick up.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
No, I picked up the cat in Italy. It was
one of my sister's cats and I had to bring
them back.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Long story, right, of mine's cat brunt home a full
grown rabbit, and I mean it was still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
It was. It was awful. Did you chop off the
feet for good luck?

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
What's awful?

Speaker 14 (01:10:57):
Did you have to put it down?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Yeah? How can you tell if that's a real rabbit's foot?

Speaker 17 (01:11:03):
It's not they're not purple. I have a real one
in my office. You do, Yeah, because my sister does
taxidermy and so she.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Who doesn't?

Speaker 17 (01:11:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Yeah? Okay, well that sports. Now we got one more.
I want to wish this guy good luck. What's his name?
Mister Babbage in Fort Wayne with his thirty foot seven
inch high?

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Thirty one inch high guy in Germany had scaffolding around
his too. You'd have to write, I get so heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
This would be a dumb question. Do sunflowers last they
see the winter?

Speaker 8 (01:11:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Okay, every year?

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
And then the big thing? All the seeds are in
the head.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Is the trick to this is just like the watermelon guys,
where the trick is? You just keep Hey, Tom, all
the seeds. Did you hear that all seeds are in head? Okay?
You know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, I'll be getting
getting back to the Bukaki flower.

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
What I just I lost my place and Josh on
his day? Okay, there one day I will be surrounded
by adults again, to be with a grown up.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
You ate it when you got when you go to Thanksgiving,
you've done. No bear with me for one second. Thanksgiving
isn't the better table? The kid's table anyway. Yeah, to
sit down early, you get to eating early. Then you
get to go outside and hang out. Yeah, you know,
smoke some reefer, right, pat coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
All you guys eat a the table and Thanksgiving you
eat where everybody wants to in front of the TV.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
She wants the game the table.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
Last year we rented, we rented a table. We had
the whole thing and truck rent. We rented a table.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Yeah, a lot of people's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Yeah, but I bet you didn't have to rent a
table and put it in your garage like.

Speaker 12 (01:12:55):
We had to do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
No, hell, no longer.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
Until we get a new lamp with it might have
been destroyed by never mind, let's just move forward here.
Coming up, we have more sporting news.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Yeah, Cowboy, the Cowboys, We got Cowboy Update. We got
Latin news for you. Oh the Latin language.

Speaker 6 (01:13:18):
That is Anna at Pegasus. I took four years of Latin.
That's all I remember.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Good and a couple of sad, sad obituaries as opposed
to the happy ones.

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
I guess uh, well, we can all, we can all
think of maybe an obituary we look forward to read it. Yeah, well,
the first line, the first line, is Hallelujah, glad he's
gone countries.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Well rejoice. Well we are in the Rally Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (01:13:44):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
is Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
You don't know you're.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
Hey, Welcome back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think
O'Reilly Parts for all your cark your needs. Get the
parts and service you need fast from the professional parts
people at the Riley Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Hey,
there's Jessica Hooker. Who who Jessica Hooker? Jess jess Hooker.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Sorry my fault. There's Careful of Joshua. There's Ace Cosby.
I am Charles McGee. You got me. I don't know
what's going on. Tom.

Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
Do you prefer being called Miss Hooker, Miss Hooker, Senorita Hooker?

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
What do you like?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Like?

Speaker 14 (01:14:35):
I like Senorita.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Let's go with that. That's good, very good. Yeah, I
don't know. Mexican for breakfast, old chips and salsa for
that ass.

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
So I.

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
Got a story for you dog lovers out there. We
got football, So I got this whole thing spread out.
We were Kelly makes this great meal, and there's this, uh,
there's this farmer's market once again, great sweet corn this weekend.
I'm not going to go off on how much I
love corn and how much I love the farmers that
grow this great sweet corn.

Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
So, you know, if the farmers market is kind of
like the rolling bags carry ons. It's been out there
for a while, and I noticed that, you've.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Really I've been going for years. I don't, okay, but
I did seem everything. I discovered something A couple of
things this weekend. Okay, they had some great chicken salad,
which was nice, but they have I've been getting this
terrific guacamole. These these folks, they've got it down. I
mean these these folks, a couple of people. Uh, it's
not Chipotle, path.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
They It is very fun. You know, you can pick
different beans if you want, you know that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
The larger point is so everything is all spread out.
I've got this special guacamole I'm really excited about. I
round the corner and there's a large white Golden retriever
eating it right out of the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Oh that's that's bad. Yeah, I don't think they're meant
to eat No, I don't care about that as much
as now there's none for me.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
And there's green Oliver his face, Yeah what he gives
you that look like and he's also what Okay, so right,
the lesson is, if you've got a dog like that,
you got to push the food a little farther back.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
There on the island. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Now, so we were we were examining the world of
sports once again with a chick McGee. Everyone with chicks
that okay, Now with.

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
Jess Christy, I'm going with Joseph my first name for
a whole week, Joseph Patrick Patrick.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
I like Joey G. You like Joey G. I like
Joey G. You don't look like a Joe. I don't
feel like a joe. Oh, well, we have tea. You
know I'm still mad at you. Why because this morning
I wanted to make guacamole and you know what you did.
I took the last avocado. Oh, this happens when you

(01:16:55):
guys woke up. He had a big plans for a
guacam only breakfast.

Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
Josh took the last avocado. He took the last stop
carto talk about brothero the last stava Cardo he wants
to make guacamole.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Hmm, to shove in his spy hole from the green room.

Speaker 8 (01:17:27):
He stole Mexican co co coll That's a true story.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
He does whatever he pleases. Figs avocados grows on treess.

Speaker 8 (01:17:42):
I'm gonna tell Gus just took.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
The last stav a card or last I did lock
him up? As what I was going avocado toast?

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Oh yeah, always, yeah, Actually I used macamo instead of
just avocado.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
That was so exactly where I was going.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
Really yeah, I used the guacamole and then put a
nice egg on there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Oh, some bacon.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
Yes, What is the most difficult thing to uh how
do I word this? I was mentioning that this is
the sweet corn season? Check local listings. What is the
hardest food to land on?

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Time wise? Where you get it right? Like the right way?

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
It's just because avocados. I remember Jim Gaffigan joking on
his TV showt you just buy them at Whole Foods
and throw them out in the way out of the door.
There's that little, tiny little space where they're perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
My grocery now has ready today, ready in one to
two days.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
Yeah, yeah, And if you read about the banana industry.
That's miraculous that they time it just so that the
bananas hit then you get them home. They've got that
little three day window. Or the banana industry is fantastic.

Speaker 14 (01:18:54):
They're doing.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
It's the triumph of Western civilisas mail it. Sometimes I
go and it's just nothing but green.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Yeah, nice job.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
Yeah, but it's it's uh, it's an artful. You got
to hand it to him. I did landing in the
moon pretty big. Getting the bananas and riping yourself amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Yeah, we are blessed.

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
We do have a moon landing news coming up, but
we certainly are blessed.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
You you take it off for van, take it for granted.
That's fine. No, it's important to sit back every now
and again and go, boy, we are blessed.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
Well, you know, the NFL seasons in full swing and uh,
yesterday yeah was it yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Yeah? Jacksonville Jaguars Saturday camp. Was it Saturday? Yeah? I
thought it was Saturday. Cam Little, a kicker for the
Jacksonville Jaguars, hit a seventy yard field goal Cam big
and long, very good. That would be four years by
four yards, the longest field goal in NFL history, And
as you'll see, it had like five yards to spare.

(01:19:57):
Holy moly. Yeah, and here's what it sounded like.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
Now, keep in mind these are local announcers for Jacksonville
Jaguars football.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Uh here they are. Now, Holden smokes, they gotta shot.
He just kicked us. See, are you kidding me? Crazy?

Speaker 8 (01:20:18):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
The NFL records it's crazy, I believe.

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
If you listen closely, you can hear the toe meeting
ball and it's kind of like an explosion.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Are you ready you think? Yeaheah, Holden smokes, boom, they
gotta shot. He just kicked us. Se are you kidding me?
Razy but crazy? It doesn't count right, not for the records.
It's an exhibition gas.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
That's not fair.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Justin justice, they can't. Yeah, it is fair the justice.
Sixty six yards field will still still okay. Remember shut
your mount and a cowboy got run over by a train.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
Oh man, if only no referee Ceedee Lamb they played
there out there on the in the meadow.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
First of all, first of all hilarious. Secondly, Ceedee Lamb
spells his name sea period d period no cee d
e e oh Lamb, so like see low yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
Yeah, so he's celebrating his Cowboys, his fellow teammates scoring
a touchdown or completing a deep pass or something. And
I don't know if this is Saturday or Sunday, but
you'll see the referee come in to frame. That's CD
Lamb right there.

Speaker 14 (01:21:42):
Oh he's on the sideline.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Yea, he's on the sidelines, out of the action in
street clubs.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
He is in the way.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
He's in the way, and he's looking.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
He's looking at the fans, waiving, not paying attention to
the game, and the plays right near him.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
He gets he gets hit hard. Okay, No, it's the raff. Okay,
I don't care about this idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
He is okay, And he was a fifteen yard penalty
for fouling an official good good against the Cowboys doesn't count,
which I'm all the way for.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
He is in street clothes, still on the team, they're
still in the way, and they.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Wow, he was penalized. Cowboys are penalized fifteen yards. Wow. Okay,
there you go. Good to know anytime the Cowboys are penalized,
you're happy. I'm very very had of the way, c C.
What's the official we haven't wrapped up sports.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Have we Yes, we have Okay, we do have some
sad news in the world of both rock and roll
in outer space coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Well you and I said, Bowie noticed it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Who's always been gone for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
We have passwords in the news and uh. We also
have a new thing that's going on involving adults using pacifier.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
It's a new thing. What's that about. They're not on
Molly and the past fires are in their mouth?

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Oh where do you think they were?

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
You thought they were in their mood they started? Would
that still be?

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
I don't even ask the puzzle fire. Would that still
be at m we're doing?

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Oh kind of yeah, I apologize in advance. We are
in the Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
More of the show is on the way.

Speaker 10 (01:23:26):
You can find us on x at Bob and Tom
or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. At
the Silac Insurance News desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's
Pat Godwood, my chick. Hi Pat. There's Jeff Hooker, Hi,
there's Josh Arnold. Hello, there, Ace Cosby we're in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts studios, and that reminds me, Tom, I forgot,

(01:24:00):
I forgot an item. The Indianapolis Colts coming up this season,
they're going to have a new concession available.

Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
Oh yeah, as I'm speaking, it's going to be a
new concession. But you guys tell me what. There might
be a problem. They just released a picture of it.
And here's the photo.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Oh my god, it's a turd. It's it is right,
it's a pretzel that you can order in the shape.
Oh my god, it's a problem. It's a turd, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Yeah, that's right, turd on a board.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
That's exactly what What is it? What does it look like? Well,
toms a, it is turdy, turd, turd like.

Speaker 14 (01:24:40):
I bet it tastes good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
I bet it. I'm sure it's delightful. I just it
does look like that looks oh yeah, you can don't
looks like the cheese sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
Yeah, I mean, if if there wasn't a football field
behind it, you might wonder what now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Is it served? Do we know if it's served like
that and just the sweets, or is it served like
that throughout the stadium?

Speaker 7 (01:25:07):
It's not.

Speaker 14 (01:25:08):
Yeah, that's just present.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
That's a nice little cutting board display.

Speaker 14 (01:25:15):
Oh yeah, it's a cookbook holder.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Well, you can put a dird on a cutting board.
That's a cookbook hold. Yeah, that's the presentation.

Speaker 14 (01:25:23):
Yeah, it's a good display.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
I'm sure it's absolutely and I like it. The fact
that it's very salty.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
Okay, I love it.

Speaker 14 (01:25:31):
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
I thought you were that scrape salt off. Oh that's yeah,
I'm a scraper.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Just much salt.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
Let's be delicious, look forward to nothing. It's one of
my favorite foods. The soft pretzel. Man, do you like
the pretzel buns?

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Really hits the spot? I do. I wish the pretzel
buns were more pretzel like.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
I don't agree.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Why can't they just pretzel in half? Is the thing?

Speaker 7 (01:25:59):
Because they up being sort of a dry amalgamation of Yeah,
I'm not a fan, and they don't a heat pomp
of bread, isn't it. Yes, it doesn't do either justice, right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
A pretzel bite.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
It's a lesser bun and a lesser pretzel. Yes, I
think we've gotten a hold of this. You've just used pretzels.
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
A couple of us sand stories in the news oh good,
good time. The astronaut James Lovell has died.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
You have the story followed. Thirteen Moon mission leader James
Lovell was ninety seven, passed away in Lake Forest, Illinois.
He has survived by four children. He was ninety seven.
Good run. Mister Lovell flew four times, Gemini seven, Gemini twelve,
Apollo eight, and Apollo thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
He never got the land, did he.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
No, he was supposed to land on thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
It really is a bummer.

Speaker 10 (01:26:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
In nineteen seventy, mister Lovell and his fellow astronauts Fred
Hayes and Jack Swiggertgert Swigert, We're supposed to land, but
the service module experienced a sudden oxygen tank explosion on
the weight of the moon. They barely survived. We all
saw the Tom Hanks film. Tom Hanks portrayed mister Lovell
in that nineteen ninety five movie.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Thanks a lot, Bill Paxton for stirring the tanks. Yep,
he's the one. Yes click boom.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Tom wrote on social media, quote, on this night of
a full moon, he passes on to the heavens, to
the cosmos, to the stars. God speed you on the
next voyage.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
So right, yeah, amazing. That's a that is a terrific movie.
It is ac solids.

Speaker 7 (01:27:37):
What oh god thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Oh yeah, Houston, we've got a problem. That's whatd to him.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
And that is technically not what he said.

Speaker 9 (01:27:49):
O my god, but well he cursed, he said, Houston, yeah,
but taking it up. I don't know how to make
this to my ass. Was this capsule with a big world.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
He said, hey, listen, Houston, before we get to the problem,
we guide hers. I do to know. You know, we
astronauts called doggy style a moon landing. Get it, get it. No,
the other guy, Jack Swigert, I just heard her recording.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
Muh by the way, with that move, Yeah, he's currently
in hell. Jesus is going, well, well, well, I've been
waiting for you to get here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
No, Jesus is in your scenario. He was the elevator.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
He opened up the elevator. Swiggert was saying, okay, Houston,
we've had a problem here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
But it was garbled.

Speaker 5 (01:28:46):
And then I forget the exact scenario, but level was in.
They were going between the lunar module and the other
part of the spacecraft.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
And even then he come, you're listening to today's having breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
I think it's it's important to have the facts, which you,
of course would ignore. Uh, he said, Houston, Houston, We've
we've had a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
But is it really that important to have that fact
as opposed to the well.

Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
I mean, if the commandments, if you're going to take
the Ten Commandments, Josh, and I know you do and
adjust the word verbiage so it suits you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
Steal unless it's.

Speaker 7 (01:29:25):
To your advantage, right, I thought a lot of people
actually do a couple of quis. I have just changed
some words around that shall commit adultery very close technically,
he said that. He said, I'm just trying to be
clever here. I mean, I mean correct series.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Yes. Now another uh death news. I don't know why
we're not playing Apollo thirteen and a half in tribute
to Oh we should Well you dig that up.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
The great singer songwriter Bobby Whitlock has died at the
age of seventy seven. He was the Guy and Derek
and the Dominoes. It was Eric Clapton Bobby Whitlock. He sang,
He's saying a bunch of the stuff too in that album.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Yeah, Mason was Mason and that no, no, no, it
was Uh, let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
Okay, it's one of the best albums of all time. Christy,
I think uh, and he was really he was chums
with Tim Wilson. Oh, okay, we talked to Bobby a
couple of times, but uh, you can hear Tim.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Saying his name.

Speaker 14 (01:30:36):
I can't do I don't know what the story.

Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
Yes, he co wrote a bunch of the songs on
the and the album Laila, among other things. He was
with the Lady Bonnie and friends, that whole group.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
But that's of shame, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
Yeah, seventy seven in the world of rock and roll,
we'll miss mister Bobby Whitlock right now.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Okay, we have a tribute to Uh. Apollo thirteen. I
forgot about my face.

Speaker 18 (01:31:00):
His name is Apollo Johnson, and he's America's number one astronaut.
But he's also a well endowed ladies man. Monumental Pictures
proudly presents Apollo thirteen and a half. Oh, Apollo, your
rocket is so big. Adult film star Dick Mahogany, in

(01:31:26):
his first starring role since Shafts Legal Weapon, is astronaut
Apollo Johnson, and when he's not orbiting the Earth, he's
going around the world. Apollo Johnson. He's not just an astronaut.
He's a charter member of the one hundred thousand mile
high Club. And believe me, there's nothing weightless about Apollo

(01:31:48):
thirteen and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Oh Apollo.

Speaker 14 (01:31:54):
They call it the Johnson Space Center.

Speaker 18 (01:31:59):
He's Apollo Johnson, and not even the shuttle can hold
all of his cargo.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Look at that load.

Speaker 18 (01:32:06):
Apollo thirteen and a half from Monumental Pictures, rated PG.
Thirteen and a half.

Speaker 7 (01:32:16):
That got the uh, that got that? That bit got
deaned at some point because he actually does speak in the.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
That's that's the edit. I noticed, that's the minute eighteen version.

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
Yes, I do remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
Well, friends, maybe someday we'll be able to play the
whole thing. Okay now anyway, So, so some mussome sad
news from the obituary world coming up. We have our
good friend, a good friend, comedian Greg Warreant.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
What were you going to say?

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
They have another kind of obituary, but this kind of
what he deserved.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Oh oh, okay, somebody we know? No, oh, who is it?

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
What you'll find out?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
This is the teaser apparent? Is it Jimmy Dean? Is
Jimmy Dean done. Not a person we know got John
Jimmy Dean's dead, Jimmy Swagger.

Speaker 12 (01:33:10):
Dead.

Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
Okay against you Now we have coming up as I
was about to see our friend, comedian Greg Warren with
the Warren Report. We'll so we'll look forward to that.

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Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
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Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
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Josh Arnold, chickster Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee and the
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you in your home? I am, yeah, for about about sixteen.

Speaker 7 (01:35:30):
Hours and then will be back in the road immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Yeah, yeah, where are you headed?

Speaker 12 (01:35:37):
I'm doing a corporate event in Des Moines tonight and
then I'm doing a long run.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
In the Carolinas for a couple of weeks. All right,
very cool?

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
Yeah, yeah, be sure to go see mister Greg Warren.
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 12 (01:35:52):
I thought it would it would be about time for
us to talk about the history of pickles, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
And Greg.

Speaker 12 (01:36:01):
Yeah, I enjoy a pickle, a kosher dill, different varieties
of the kosher dill. I cannot stand the other kinds,
like the sweet and sour, the bread and butter.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Greg, you're missing the boat, so you don't want the
sweetness with your pickle? Oh you do?

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
No, No, I have Now before we move on, Greg,
I think Chick McGee has a little bit of a
confession he'd like to make about your relationship to pickles.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
I know I can't pinpoint the exact date, but I
was in my late twenties early thirties when I realized
that cucumbers become pickles.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
I had no idea. I had no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:36:45):
Oh laugh, laughing up wrestler boy. Yeah, that's right, I
had no idea. And apparently here's a little hack for
you from Jess Hooker. Are our cooker here on the show?

Speaker 17 (01:36:58):
Oh yeah, you always have a lot of Brian left
over after you've had all the pickles in the jar,
just cut up a cucumber and throw them in there
and reuse the brine.

Speaker 7 (01:37:07):
And you have pickles.

Speaker 14 (01:37:08):
How long does it take, Jess, Like twenty four hours?
Like not long at all?

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:37:12):
Really yeah, even yeah, like twelve hours actually like overnight.

Speaker 14 (01:37:16):
You're good.

Speaker 7 (01:37:17):
Boom yep, wow man, that is uh, that's valuable information.

Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
It is now do explore in your soon to be
released essay. Here the phrase the phrase he's in a pickle?

Speaker 12 (01:37:32):
Yeah, that comes from our buddy William Shakespeare. B Yes,
it was in the Tempest King's Alonzo asked the court
Chester Trinculu, how camest thou in this pickle?

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
Yeah? Oh, how weird. That's the first time Tom's asked
one of those crazy questions. And I knew it. I'm
very pleased. Yeah, I'm pleased too. I feel like I
still don't know what I mean. So it was was
pickle a verb before shake? Always a verb? Or when
did it become a noun for a thing? Well, I
think it was just you know, it was it was

(01:38:09):
always a noun.

Speaker 12 (01:38:10):
But then I think really he was the first one
to say you're in a tight spot and called it
a pickle on that play, and I think it. I
think Trankulu was also a character that tended to be inebriated,
so it crossed over into like he's pickled, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Okay, Yeah, it was kind of a pun for old
Bill Shakespeare. Yeah, he wasn't above that wasn't no, not
at all at all. So when did wrote he wrote
on the first season of Saturday Night Live, I think,
is that is that Shakespeare did land Shark? Yeah it is. Yeah.
Oh that was a good sketch. Yeah, it makes sense.

(01:38:50):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:38:51):
Pickling, guys, uh started twenty four hundred BC in Mesopotamia.
Did you know pickling is the oldest method of food preservation?
I do, now, Yeah, Christy, you came before sodium benzo eight. Uh,
it's a it's older actually than beutilated hydroxyl.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
No, I never would have thought, yes, I bututilated hydroxyl. Yeah, No,
beulated hydroxyl came later. Uh.

Speaker 12 (01:39:21):
Just on a side note, little old Lady got beutilated
in her warren Zevon song. I did.

Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
Yeah, Yeah, her hair was perfect. Oh no, that's a
different guy, the other guy, all right.

Speaker 15 (01:39:33):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (01:39:34):
In the fifty BC, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt, apparently very hot,
very attractive, credited her health and beauty to pickles.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Oh they are good for your gut with the insertion
of the pickles or ingestion. No, I think that.

Speaker 12 (01:39:52):
Yeah, she It sounds to me like one of these
very attractive, uh, you know celebrity types that are they
were born attractive and they're trying to sell some sort
of products. So they just say, the reason I'm attractive
is because of these pickles.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Yeah, she's got back end money on the pickles.

Speaker 9 (01:40:08):
He was.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
What did she sing? She was sort of an as
oil salesman, you know, oh, snake oil, asp oil.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
No, No, he just I thought she also covered herself
in horse semen. Isn't that true? Wowow to keep her
skin smelling like bleach.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Isn't that something? Greg Man, I didn't see the report
going on. That trick never been covered.

Speaker 12 (01:40:42):
A Columbus Christopher, that is, ration pickles to his sailors
to prevent scurvy. Yeah, and he actually went so far
as to grow cucumbers in Haiti.

Speaker 8 (01:40:55):
To to.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
For a while. You know, you can only have goods
on the ships.

Speaker 12 (01:41:01):
And then pickling came along, and you can put some
some vegetables uh in there and maybe maybe get rid
of this scurvy.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Yeah, because if you didn't grow them, you wouldn't have
pickles on the way back.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Right, and there you go, there you go.

Speaker 12 (01:41:15):
Two thousand, the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Cowboys in one
hundred and nine degree heat.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
They credited pickle juice white big and it still is
on the sidelines.

Speaker 12 (01:41:26):
Yeah. Young University did some research and they said that
that that they're right, relieves of cramp forty five fast,
forty percent faster than nothing, and thirty seven percent faster
than water.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
What's what? What's in pickle juice? Sodium salt? Yeah, I
think so? Ah, okay, yeah, quite a bit, quite a bit,
I would imagine. And basic ingredients of meth are in
really gives you get up and go. I think so
that the myth does give you that up and go,
doesn't it? It really does. Yeah. There's a Pickle Packers Union, guys, PPU,

(01:42:06):
sure PPU, and it man, it sounds like a fun place.

Speaker 12 (01:42:09):
If I was going to be in the union, I'd
love to be in the Pickle Packers Union. Bill Moore
became the secretary treasurer in nineteen fifty four, the commissioner,
as it were, he rain had a rag all the
way till nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
You know what Bill Moore's nickname was, hill Billy. You're
close Dale Billy, Bill the dill Billy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
Yeah, Dill Billy is better. I like Bill Billy.

Speaker 7 (01:42:42):
Yeah, No, Bill the Dill. That's a good nickname right there.
H Speaking of nicknames, it wasn't the head of that union,
the blastic stork, Yeah, that was. I think he ran
he ran things, Josh, I don't think he was the
face of the union.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
You know, I read it all. That's right. Yeah. Oh
it's a classic store. Hello, mister story, that's the tasty.
That's good. Make sure you you bury that man in
the marsh. He's not gonna be on us. Huh. When
I say bury him in the marsh, you bury him
in the marsh. Once again.

Speaker 5 (01:43:21):
If you're just joining us, Hello, we are in the
Aralioto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Our topic pickles. Our guest is comedian Greg Warren, a
very very fine stand up comedian. Look for him cruising
the Carolina's the next couple of weeks. Now you're talking
about pickles. Do you get to the emergence of pickle ball?

Speaker 12 (01:43:41):
Yeah, I think the only thing I knew about pickle
ball that I read was the Pickle Packers Union is
a major sponsor of the US Pickleball Championships.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
I wonder which came first.

Speaker 7 (01:43:58):
Uh you know what I mean, if they sponsored it
because it's called pickleball, or if they sponsored mini tennis.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
And then.

Speaker 12 (01:44:10):
I think it's an interesting question, Josh, I would I
I think that uh, you know, the pickleball sort of
became a thing and then they got on board.

Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
By the way, if you do want to go to
their union. The union's website, it's the It's I Love
Pickles dot org.

Speaker 12 (01:44:27):
Speaking of nicknames, fried pickles, guys, where they were invented,
I'm gonna guess the State Fair.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Uh No, the Duchess, Yeah, Jess is on it.

Speaker 12 (01:44:43):
It's a the Duchess Drive in in Adkins, Arkansas, located
directly across from a pickle factory.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Well, yeah, and uh, you know the guy who uh
who owned Duchess Drive In?

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
No pickle, Bill Burnel fat Man Austin. Yeah, the fat
Man knows.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
What he's doing.

Speaker 14 (01:45:06):
Were they chips or spears?

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
Just that's the greatest thing question. It started.

Speaker 12 (01:45:14):
It started with chips, and I'm a I'm a pickle
chip connoisseur. I love pickle chips. Maybe one of my
top five foods a well done pickle chip. But the
fat man moved it over to spears, and that's when
he lost me. I could care less about a pickle spear.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
Have you had one spear?

Speaker 10 (01:45:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Yeah, I mean I've had one.

Speaker 12 (01:45:36):
And if you're asking, did I try a fried pickle
and then all of the bread and came off at
the same time, and I had I ate that and
then ate in a pickle that was just doused in oil.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
Which is like an onion ring. That's exactly what happens
with an onion.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
Yeah, even worse, Christy really yeah, yeah, so I need
to know. And you, guys, chips are spears for you guys,
I prefer chips.

Speaker 7 (01:46:03):
I'm not anti spear, but you're exactly right with the batter,
and I knife and fork up fried spear.

Speaker 17 (01:46:11):
I have found if you put them on the menu
as pickle fries, the breading is better.

Speaker 14 (01:46:17):
I don't know why it's only happened twice. It's only
happened twice, but but it's the pickle Fry.

Speaker 7 (01:46:23):
Have you seen that band. It's a tribute band, a pickleback.
Pickleback is better than people give. They're often mocked.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
They actually kind of rock. Yeah, there where the big
pickle you will, Brian me. I think that's their big hits. Yeah. Uh.
The Russians use pickle juice as a hangover cure.

Speaker 6 (01:46:50):
No, don't tell me about the Russians being ahead of
us and pickle juice. What oh yeah, man, that's a
big one.

Speaker 12 (01:46:56):
Josh, if you wouldn't mind giving me a Russian that's
hungover having pickled.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
I had thought too much to drink. Oh what's this
pickle juice helps? Boom boom boom.

Speaker 5 (01:47:12):
Wod didn't one of the fast food places do a
pickle slushy or something like currently?

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
Sonic? Yeah, Sonic, you're right, man, Yeah, I wonder how
that is. I don't care.

Speaker 17 (01:47:29):
Isn't it was it doul Lipa that did she puts
pickled juice in her diet coke?

Speaker 7 (01:47:35):
Yeah? Yeah, very goods Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
Some of the people in the South have what they
call kool aid pickles.

Speaker 14 (01:47:46):
Oh yeah, we did that here on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
What you did?

Speaker 14 (01:47:49):
Yeah, we put a cheery kool aid into a jar pickles.
Do you guys remember this that?

Speaker 7 (01:47:54):
Okay, we did it?

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
How was it? It was bad?

Speaker 14 (01:47:58):
It wasn't good?

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Yeah, so bad?

Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
We don't remember.

Speaker 8 (01:48:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
Did you have any sort of instruction on that chest
or were you winging it?

Speaker 9 (01:48:08):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:48:08):
We saw I saw it on.

Speaker 17 (01:48:10):
It was a social media trend at the time, and
it just said you you just dump a package of
kool aid in the pickles with the brine, shake it up,
let it sit for twenty four forty eight hours, and
it is It's just it's cherry kool aid and pickles.

Speaker 14 (01:48:23):
None of us like, no, I don't I mean, obviously
we don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
I mean, does anyone remember that? I don't remember? That
is insane? Was that a different radio sugar?

Speaker 14 (01:48:34):
That's the one I'm moonlet on you?

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:48:38):
The rule on there's a three two one for pickling guys.
It's three parts vinegar, two parts water, one part sugar.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know what the rule on sweet
key is? What's that exactly? What is the formula?

Speaker 12 (01:48:56):
It's seven parts sugar, Yeah, no vinegar, nothing else.

Speaker 7 (01:49:03):
Huh yeah, yeah, Tom, Do you want to tell Greg
your new iced tea hack? Oh yeah, I'd love to
hear that. I want your faults on this, Greg. I
don't like lemon wedges in my tea, neither do I know?

Speaker 6 (01:49:17):
And then he's he's made this big damn deal for
years about having flavored iced tea in these restaurants, so
much so that you forced have chained.

Speaker 5 (01:49:25):
I liked you have regular standard black iced tea. Yes, strong, anymore,
put an orange slice in it instead of lemon.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
It'll change your life much. Really, try get back to me.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
You squeeze the orange into it, or you just like
you can.

Speaker 7 (01:49:40):
Give it a little sprits whatever you want to now,
not an orange wedge, but an orange slice.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
Yeah right, okay, that.

Speaker 7 (01:49:46):
Way gives it kind of a nice little moon like
thing to look at. Oh I see, like if you're
having a blue blue moon exactly, yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:49:53):
You're not putting it in your tea. You're just leaving
it on the rim.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
And then you give it a little I actually have
a photograph I did this other day. I took a
big sure no kidding, Grandpa, tell me you're one hundred
years old.

Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
Of yeah, it looks good, Tom, I tell you you're
gonna Greg, And I have a thing. Every once in
a while, I'll just send him a random I forgot
to send it to you that I took it for you, Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
I like, uh. I like the idea, I like I
like uh. I love iced tea. Tom and I are
both two of the biggest anti fountain iced tea ad
the kitchen, the cuny bottled iced tea. Awful, yes, terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:50:35):
Well when you order, when you tell your server that
I want an orange slice in my iced tea, you
can't even when he brings it back, you can't tell
where he dipped his balls in.

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
It either, So that makes it really dip their balls
in it. They just scraped the side of them. You
know what I say to the server, chick, Yeah, I
know what you say to him. I say, you know, Stacey,
this is really great ice sea.

Speaker 9 (01:51:00):
On that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
On that note, we must go, Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:51:03):
Can you be a little more specific where you're going
to be in the next couple of weeks?

Speaker 12 (01:51:07):
Well, I got a couple of uh. We we We
added a third show in Charleston, South Carolina this Thursday,
and it's a it's selling fast, so I hope some
people come out to that. Excellent And then and then
I put a show on sale for Madison, Wisconsin, which

(01:51:29):
I haven't been in a long time, and it's it's
I believe it's October fifth, and that.

Speaker 7 (01:51:35):
That one's selling really well. But I know you guys
got a lot of fans up there, so I'm hoping
to get some folks out.

Speaker 5 (01:51:40):
Yeah, all right, Well, Greg Warren, I know you're going
to be uh A swinging by h the comedy Addict
down the road, and many many more. We'll get all
those from you, and we'll talk to.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
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Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. As soon as I as
soon as he knows I'm throwing it to you, he
insists on doing.

Speaker 14 (01:55:19):
Something that he looked you right in the eyes and
took a drink of his garden.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
And yeah, here's that's a good power move. He's the boss.

Speaker 5 (01:55:28):
Dismissive. Yeah, there is a certain subtlely to it. I
appreciate it, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:55:37):
I'm this. I guess I've learned several lessons. Oh God,
go over all of them. Please well along and no,
this is this is a short explanation. I don't believe,
no way.

Speaker 5 (01:55:49):
We many of us mocked the notion of eating a
hamburger with a bun made out of a Krispy Kreme donut,
and then we tried them, and at least in my case,
they were wonderful, loved it.

Speaker 6 (01:56:00):
But second to the Crispy cream donut covered in chocolate
used as a cheeseburger bun, unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (01:56:08):
Now this next thing, I think there's going to be
some groaning. When I handed the story to Christy immediately
got a oh, all right, and I would do the same,
but I think I I tend to judge a book
by its cover and go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:56:24):
Smoothie King, Well, friends, Smoothie King love a Smoothie Smoothie.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:56:30):
Well, they're teaming up with Hines to release a new
Smoothie flavor ketchup, and.

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
I say no, And I stand by it so much
so I would never try it, I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:56:42):
The two brands announced the mashup that blends sweet Asai sorbet,
crisp apple juice, juicy strawberries, tart raspberries with the unmistakable
taste of Heinz ketchup.

Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
No, just stop before the ketchup. It's not great.

Speaker 4 (01:56:55):
Yeah before the ketchup?

Speaker 8 (01:56:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:56:57):
But see, isn't ketchup mostly sugar?

Speaker 9 (01:56:59):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:56:59):
Because it's tomato.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
Baby, you gotta you gotta cornstart, you gotta pick something.

Speaker 4 (01:57:03):
Tomato is a fruit, but you don't. The flavors described
as sweet and fruity with a bright, angy ketchup finish
too fruity.

Speaker 5 (01:57:14):
But I guess my point is we're going to have
to try this before we No, I see, I mean
that's at least he's being opened.

Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
Mind that he's ketchup on eggs every now and again.

Speaker 7 (01:57:25):
Only scrambled, though I don't only scramble, Yeah, scrambled or
an omelet, I'll do that. Oh sure, okay, ketchup on
eggs over yeah, over easy. I've kind of switched to
maybe a dash of francs or or tabasca.

Speaker 14 (01:57:37):
Ye, but I do like, yeah, a red sauce on there.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
I don't like anything that's okay your ketchup the like.
Have you tried your spicy ketchups? No, it's too spice A.

Speaker 14 (01:57:48):
Lot of burgers, spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
Catch what's the name of that ketchup from Chicago we got? Now?

Speaker 5 (01:57:53):
Are you like seventy eight ketchups? Someone says cats up?
I don't want to talk to them. You Yeah, kid,
I know it's arbitrary, but I see I'm completely so.
You won't buy a bottle of cats up?

Speaker 7 (01:58:05):
No, No, I would maybe maybe a few years back.
I might talk to a woman if she was incredibly
good looking.

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
Still cats up. Yeah, it's a thing. I don't know
what it means.

Speaker 5 (01:58:18):
Hunts has cats up? Yeah, just but it's the hunts people,
because that's one of those things when you're a kid
you see there's cats up. Go wait a minute, that's
not right, and you realize the world's not perfect and
adults sudden know what they're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:58:30):
The Hinds Tomato Ketchup Smoothie is currently available for five
dollars and seventy cents. It's a Lex Smoothieking.

Speaker 7 (01:58:35):
Look you're six bucksha, they're going fifty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:58:40):
Oh yeah, I didn't really care.

Speaker 5 (01:58:43):
We have to review our today in history at this
point before we get to more news with Christy Lee.

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
I'm not for it. Today in History August eleven. Okay,
I'm looking got to be Thanksgiving Day for you know it.
Larry Arnold would be seventy five today, kid, Yeah, how
about that?

Speaker 14 (01:59:02):
Happy birthday is twenty two today?

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
Oh very nice? Yeah, yeah, Larry.

Speaker 5 (01:59:06):
We should explain Josh's dad Vietnam combat veteran, two tours
of duty, no way to check on that, and a
very brave man.

Speaker 7 (01:59:14):
And he was a drill sergeant. To really that would
creep into his parenting every now and okidding.

Speaker 14 (01:59:20):
He just seems so sweet, very sweet man.

Speaker 1 (01:59:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:59:23):
Yeah, if I'm in charge for a while we didn't
make the bed. We didn't make the bed totally correctly.
He would strip the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:59:30):
We'd have to do it. We have to bounce a
quarter off she We did not have to do that,
but he would threaten. Did you guys have bunk beds
or anything? We did? Yeah? Yeah, that top bunk is
hard in the same room for a while there there
were four of us in the same room.

Speaker 6 (01:59:46):
You hear what he's doing. He wants to know if
you and your brothers ever played grab ass like he
and his brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
Oh no, we did not run.

Speaker 6 (01:59:53):
It was running around naked with a towler on your neck,
and it was the Adventures of bear Man.

Speaker 1 (01:59:57):
Yeah, no, you fruit right. We didn't pee on each
other like you guys did.

Speaker 14 (02:00:03):
Did your dad have.

Speaker 17 (02:00:04):
Those great drill sergeant lines like those that would like
he was being serious, but they were hilarious?

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
Ah some, yeah, but a lot of classic dad.

Speaker 9 (02:00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:00:13):
We were always threatened with a knuckles But AnyWho, did
he make you chant while you're running?

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
You know? I don't know, but I've been told.

Speaker 5 (02:00:25):
Okay, let's see, now this is weird. In eighteen eighty five,
Americans were asked to raise one hundred thousand dollars to
pay for the pedestal for the statue of Liberty?

Speaker 4 (02:00:41):
How much?

Speaker 5 (02:00:42):
One hundred thousand bucks? But I mean because so France,
remember that you see, you've seen here's here's a statue.

Speaker 1 (02:00:48):
There's nowhere to say it what they gave us flowers
with no vase effectively?

Speaker 6 (02:00:52):
Yes, Wow, it was a big damn deal. They have
a big drive to donate money for the Eiffel Towers.

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
It's a pretty good one hundred thousand dollars to hold
up that thing.

Speaker 17 (02:01:03):
Like a gift tax, Like somebody gifts you something and
then they're like, hey, are you going to pay the
tax on this too?

Speaker 14 (02:01:08):
That sucks.

Speaker 5 (02:01:09):
And there's a whole thing about the statue of Liberty's feet.
I won't go into it right now.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
But they're hot, very very hot.

Speaker 5 (02:01:14):
She sells picks a nineteen nineteen What football team was founded?

Speaker 7 (02:01:19):
What?

Speaker 12 (02:01:19):
Well? Year?

Speaker 1 (02:01:20):
Nineteen nineteen?

Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
The is the names the same? Okay? Yes?

Speaker 18 (02:01:24):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:01:24):
Chicago Bearstree Bay Packers very really.

Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
Very good. I was seeing Miss Hooker and they were me.

Speaker 14 (02:01:32):
There's like three teams back then.

Speaker 1 (02:01:34):
There were meat packers, right, I thought, can't, can't and
Bulldogs or I saw a.

Speaker 7 (02:01:37):
Video of Aaron Rodgers bullying a child this weekend. Oh yeah,
my opinion of him has no, it has completely altered.

Speaker 6 (02:01:45):
I don't know the kid it was, this kid throw
him a football to get him to autographic, Yeah, and
Aaron threw it into the crowd the other direction.

Speaker 1 (02:01:54):
Yeah, and the kid starts crying. The kids a kid
A total dick move under ten.

Speaker 9 (02:02:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:02:02):
Yeah, I don't know if it was Ai or not,
but it seemed on Brandon they he loves Aaron R.

Speaker 5 (02:02:11):
Whereat a something, tom Uh, this is for me, Yes,
A hard day's night Christ The Beatles.

Speaker 1 (02:02:23):
I like the Beatles when they came out and I
moved on. Don't know what?

Speaker 6 (02:02:27):
Why can't Why can't they put out some sort of
books about the Beatles so we can know more information
about them?

Speaker 7 (02:02:34):
Or maybe maybe well the four movies are being made,
remember from each Beatles point of view.

Speaker 1 (02:02:40):
That's a bad idea. Oh what do you think, Tom,
I don't. I'm only going to see you think so
it'll be the shortest.

Speaker 6 (02:02:51):
Oh he's gonna he's But it's the angle the camera
angles from behind everybody though.

Speaker 5 (02:02:57):
This one's for Ace nineteen ninety nine, Kiss gets their
star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Speaker 7 (02:03:03):
How about that, you go? I think Jeene Simon should
have his own star for some of the acting he's
done throughout.

Speaker 4 (02:03:08):
Is there really?

Speaker 1 (02:03:09):
Is there a question in there somewhere? Great movie run
Away with Tom Seller? Yeah? Is Jean the bad guy? Oh?

Speaker 12 (02:03:16):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
Is he in one? Best best picture? Did it?

Speaker 9 (02:03:21):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:03:21):
It was overlooked? Okay, Well that's pretty much it for today.
For the things in history, a bunch of stuff that's
just too sad to get to.

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
Didn't he have mechanized spiders?

Speaker 5 (02:03:30):
And Yes, here's one for you, Christine nineteen eighty three.
Happy birthday, Chris Hemsworth. Major teeth sweat, doesn't he?

Speaker 7 (02:03:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
Thor? That's good. It's a good, good kind of Thor. Yeah,
there's a great Thor movie, the second one.

Speaker 5 (02:03:46):
Right, Once again, we are in the rally Heart, We
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Speaker 6 (02:04:20):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Death There's Pat Godwin, PI,
Jess Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnold, Hello, Hello. Indeed, we're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
I'm chick. Hello Tom.

Speaker 5 (02:04:36):
I'm all aware of the fact that I've never been
able to accomplish anything important because I get sidetracked.

Speaker 1 (02:04:42):
Oh really, I don't know if I don't even know
if sidetracked.

Speaker 5 (02:04:48):
First, I'm gonna I'm gonna give an example right now.
All right, here's something I would be wasting my time
thinking about it, just a mess. We just had a
news story about an organization that has gotten together with
the Heinz ketchup people. This is the Smoothie King and
they're creating a ketchup smoothie. Right away, I'm kind of going,
I don't think so. Yeah, but that got me thinking
about ketchup. Then I was thinking about the phrase cut

(02:05:11):
the mustard. Why do we never ask cut the ketchup
and I'll take your I'll take your thoughts on that
and waste some time.

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
I'm assuming cutting the mustard. This is a pure speculation
on my part.

Speaker 7 (02:05:22):
Okay means to dilute it a little bit so that
it is edible exactly, So you want to cut that
mustard with a little bit of water.

Speaker 1 (02:05:31):
When someone says I'm afraid he can't cut the mustard, right,
it doesn't. It doesn't take care of the the job,
or you don't. It doesn't do the job.

Speaker 7 (02:05:39):
You don't have to cut the ketchup, right, ketchup doesn't
need cutting. Mustard does, otherwise it wouldn't be palatable. Well,
but now cutting the cheese right distinctly different meaning.

Speaker 1 (02:05:49):
Because when you cut cheese it can have an odor
where you're releasing the odor when you cut the cheese.
Can you mention if you were if you moved here
from a foreign country?

Speaker 9 (02:05:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:05:58):
How confusing all this would be?

Speaker 7 (02:06:00):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (02:06:00):
There?

Speaker 7 (02:06:01):
That could be an essay question discussed between cutting the
mustard and cutting the cheese.

Speaker 1 (02:06:05):
Yeah, yeah, that would be like an advanced and cutting
the crap for example, this is crap.

Speaker 4 (02:06:11):
And yeah, but all languages have that right, their own
slang terms.

Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
And you don't think so, I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (02:06:20):
You know what slying only exists in English and English
pretty sad things.

Speaker 1 (02:06:25):
An old time.

Speaker 5 (02:06:27):
Wisdom, Bromides accident. So anyways, I just was wasting my
time and you were talking about that. It's time to
move on.

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
Yeah, the cake funky? Is this average white man? Yeah?
They are white guys, right, Yeah, from Scottland, from Scotland. Yeah,
you know, I think there might have been a couple
of black guys in the band.

Speaker 9 (02:06:58):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:06:58):
Okay? Basic all around. I know that this has cut
the cake. I'm sorry, that's a different wrong. I had lyrics. Gosh,

(02:07:20):
it happens, fault. They are similar to something, Thank you
very much.

Speaker 5 (02:07:23):
Okay, well, now we're going to switch gears and move
over to the silent insurance news desks where we'll see
Christy lead right there.

Speaker 4 (02:07:29):
Adult pacifiers are becoming a trend in China, and health
experts are raising concerns. According to the South China Morning Posts.

Speaker 7 (02:07:37):
Now Chinese health experts are raising concerns pacifiers not COVID.

Speaker 1 (02:07:42):
Yeah, we're worried about.

Speaker 4 (02:07:44):
Some retailers claim adult pacifiers can relieve anxiety and improve sleep,
leading to a surge in sales. Medical official state that
adult pacifier use can pose a choking hazard, and long
term use may limit jaw movement cause pain. When chewing
an even shift tooth position. If used more than three
hours a day, it's.

Speaker 5 (02:08:03):
Idiotic, not to mention, probably hard to get a date. Yeah,
you've got a pacifier in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:08:11):
Nancy Cartwright, who does Bart Simpson's voice, also does that
for Maggie.

Speaker 1 (02:08:17):
That's a good sound.

Speaker 5 (02:08:20):
Is there some perverse, perverse or perverse your sexual component
to this?

Speaker 14 (02:08:26):
Yeah, not anyone we want to explore.

Speaker 7 (02:08:28):
I don't think, but I don't know about I don't
think this is about fetishism in China.

Speaker 4 (02:08:34):
I think is a lot of anxiety.

Speaker 1 (02:08:37):
Is that what they're saying. I think I think there
might be some drug that makes your jaws.

Speaker 17 (02:08:43):
There's something about there's something about the swallowing and the
sucking motion in it. In it uh sets off the
vaguel nerve and calms you like there's.

Speaker 1 (02:08:55):
Really there's something it's got to come from it. That's
how you over here we have like.

Speaker 14 (02:09:00):
A self soothing thing.

Speaker 1 (02:09:02):
China wacky country. Don't they smoke the most per capita
is nothing? Yeah?

Speaker 17 (02:09:08):
Oh yeah, but that was The pacifier was a big
thing during raves, like when we were in high school
and cottage for I.

Speaker 1 (02:09:15):
Think the reason Chick was kind of alluding to you
were on extacy. Yeahah, that a bottle of water.

Speaker 17 (02:09:21):
But it was like an accessory like outfits too, Like
were the pacifiers uh designed to look a little more adult?

Speaker 14 (02:09:29):
Probably there were rhinestones like I know people that had
rhinestones on their pacifiers.

Speaker 1 (02:09:35):
Ron stone wat rhinestone, binkie.

Speaker 5 (02:09:39):
That's Do you recall your pacifier days, Josh, when you
were a little little boy?

Speaker 8 (02:09:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:09:48):
No, And I was never a thumbsucker.

Speaker 4 (02:09:50):
I was a thumbsucker.

Speaker 1 (02:09:52):
I bet you were.

Speaker 4 (02:09:53):
I was, And my hair I still do that.

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
Love that.

Speaker 7 (02:09:58):
What if there's a cute boy around, you troll your hair.
I throll my hair all the time, just because you're
always rounded by cute boys.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:10:07):
Did you do anything when you see a cute girl? Tom,
do you like go hubba hubba or something like that?

Speaker 4 (02:10:12):
My waiter is growing that Were you a pacifier boy? No,
just go ahead and blur the sucker, your sucker anything
your nurse.

Speaker 1 (02:10:21):
I bet you did your mother give you like a
dish rag that was handed down from your grandfather that
was blank apple side.

Speaker 8 (02:10:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:10:31):
No, I just I just distinctly recall or.

Speaker 5 (02:10:37):
If you need a pacifier, you'll never amount to anything,
oh fear.

Speaker 1 (02:10:43):
Yeah, no I was, and I was not breastfed. I
found that out. Neither was. You were not that correction game,
that's right. The only thing keep me out of the mental.

Speaker 4 (02:10:53):
Institution early sixties. It wasn't the thing.

Speaker 7 (02:10:56):
But they're saying it's there's an issue now where of
moms are breastfeeding and they're not getting that moment with
their child, you know, because you would kind of look
at your kid and you would now the mom is
on the phone while the kids sucking away, and that intimacy, so,
for lack of a better word.

Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
Is gone.

Speaker 7 (02:11:16):
So it's not Yeah, that's really interesting. Yeah, so mom's uh,
you know, I don't. I'm not trying to tell you
what to do, but because what do I know about.

Speaker 1 (02:11:26):
Being a mom?

Speaker 7 (02:11:27):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, do you find the same thing
when you're suckling some of these ladies off? I want
her making direct eye contact?

Speaker 1 (02:11:33):
Yea that yeah, you pay for it. What about the
pizza delivery guys, you expect him looking in the eye.

Speaker 7 (02:11:39):
To or absolutely, yeah, yeah, you look at me when
i'd make them, I have I eat the first piece
on the porch and I make them stand there and
so I can see.

Speaker 1 (02:11:52):
Okay, but off topic, and this is a legitimate question.

Speaker 5 (02:11:55):
Do I do you think in the in the last
few years now we've got the thing or buying whatever
it is, and then they spin around the screen and
you put the tip on there, do you think that's
made tipping go up?

Speaker 1 (02:12:09):
They're they're right there, yes, I don't. Once again they
all say yes.

Speaker 6 (02:12:15):
I think they didn't expect it to go down. I
think people are more upset about it and not tipping
now because of that.

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
That's what I'm wondering. I'm just kind of I have
found that when.

Speaker 17 (02:12:22):
People don't tip there, they're uh, they're loud about it,
Like they're not just gonna hit no, They're gonna say
I'm not, you didn't do anything like that's been my
No honestly, with customers that's happened, they're not louder about it.
You would expect the person who tipped to.

Speaker 14 (02:12:42):
Be like, look what I did for you. Person that
says you didn't do anything is the one telling.

Speaker 17 (02:12:47):
Me I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:12:48):
I kind of like, if you if you're gonna tip,
just going you know what, here's another six bucks for you?
About that? I think that's yeah, you feel good?

Speaker 6 (02:12:59):
About yourself standing there getting some of my six dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:13:04):
No, I don't. I'm trying to celebrate it you and your.

Speaker 7 (02:13:11):
Job.

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do you want to give us a little hint as
to what's happening.

Speaker 4 (02:15:10):
Yes, we have a lot of these dolls stolen. Do
you are you familiar with the Is it the love
Boo Boo dolls?

Speaker 5 (02:15:18):
La Booboo boo a thing. This is some weird art
thing and now they're there's like a collectible or something,
and they're.

Speaker 4 (02:15:26):
Very, very trendy. Also, we have Latin in the news
and we have a really obnoxious fake seizure guy obnoxious?

Speaker 8 (02:15:35):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:15:37):
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Speaker 14 (02:15:38):
Yeah, it's weird.

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Speaker 6 (02:15:52):
Welcome back to the Bobba Tom Show. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Our hands are cold,
evidently freezing?

Speaker 1 (02:16:00):
Is it cold? Hands? Warm heart?

Speaker 17 (02:16:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
Clear eyes fulheart?

Speaker 14 (02:16:04):
What is it called beer warm heart?

Speaker 1 (02:16:05):
Cold? Beer warm heart? Oh? I've always heard happy wife,
happy life.

Speaker 4 (02:16:11):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 6 (02:16:13):
I always heard if a frog had wings, I wouldn't
bump his ass on the ground every time he jumped.

Speaker 1 (02:16:20):
Godwin. Hey, Jess Hooker, Hi, Josh.

Speaker 6 (02:16:23):
Arnold, I'm chick, Hello Tom, Hello Chick McKee. So there's
some sad news in the world of music. Bobby Whitlock
has passed away. He was the keyboard player in the
great band Derek and the Domino's, one of the big
big albums from the seventies.

Speaker 7 (02:16:40):
Is he responsible for that piano solo at the end
of Actually no, okay, he was the keyboard player on
that band. But that's a very controversial.

Speaker 1 (02:16:49):
Oh, I didn't mean no, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (02:16:51):
That was probably written by someone who's not credited for
it or getting the royal.

Speaker 1 (02:16:55):
Oh that's a shame. It's actually played by the drummer. Yeah,
huh uh. The drum drummer takes credit for it too,
but that's not the case. Yeah, it was his at
the time.

Speaker 5 (02:17:05):
Girlfriend, it's it's a can of worms. Actually, see Bobby
Whitlock was no, no, no, And this is interesting. He
once told the Austin Chronicle. The money that was made
from the album Lailah, the guy that owned it, a
guy named Robert Stigg wood took the money created R.
S O Records to record the Beg's, and so Bobby
Woodlock said, I am responsible for Disco. My deepest apologies

(02:17:29):
to the entire world.

Speaker 1 (02:17:31):
So there you go, thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:17:32):
But he was a friend of Tim Wilson, actually kind
of kind of an interesting side side note there. But
that's it for Derek and the Domino is the only
one who's left is Derek. Eric clapped it himself.

Speaker 4 (02:17:43):
Why did they call himself Derek?

Speaker 5 (02:17:46):
He was going through some rough times and he wanted
to just he just threw the band together with Delaney,
Bonnie and friends.

Speaker 3 (02:17:51):
There.

Speaker 5 (02:17:51):
He'd gone touring out with them, and I really wish
you would just google that on your own time. Okay,
sorry at the disco, Sorry, Josh, thank you for apologizing.
I'm not well you said, Sorry, Josh, I.

Speaker 1 (02:18:07):
Know I was lying. Now. Christy Lee is right over there.
I can see her. She's freezing for some reason.

Speaker 4 (02:18:12):
Okay, yeah, I'm just cold, So am I the only one?

Speaker 1 (02:18:16):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:18:17):
A big game hunter from Texas has been killed during
a hunting trip in South Africa.

Speaker 1 (02:18:21):
I'm a hunter, according to People, big game, Yeah, behind
the tiger, my fault.

Speaker 4 (02:18:30):
Sorry for once the game wins. According to People, the
New York and The New York Post, fifty two year
old Asher Watkins was stalking a Cape buffalo be very wiet.
I'm stalking when the animal charge struck him before he
could fire his weapons.

Speaker 1 (02:18:51):
He has no gun. I have a big gun. He
has no gun. I have no gun.

Speaker 4 (02:18:57):
The organizers of the hunt confirmed his death in a statement.
Kate buffalo considered among the most dangerous animals in Africa
due to their unpredictable behavior and as you can see,
powerful charges.

Speaker 1 (02:19:08):
Oh man, yeah, being charged to death. Yeah, it hit
him so hard.

Speaker 8 (02:19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:19:14):
Oh there were horns involved. Do you think have you
seen these things? Yes? But I so that's what killed them.
Oh man. Don't you think Pixar could make this buffalo
lovable though?

Speaker 2 (02:19:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:19:23):
For sure, about a The closest thing I'm going to
get to being Gord is having someone walk up to
me at a cocktail of it and start talking about
global warming.

Speaker 1 (02:19:32):
Uh huh the other night, bring on an electric car,
do you okay?

Speaker 14 (02:19:38):
From the point of view of the buffalo, so what
you're saying?

Speaker 6 (02:19:41):
That's right, the buffalo's out there. Yeah, buffalo outing with
family ends in murder.

Speaker 4 (02:19:47):
That's Do you think he got arrested by the buffalo
community for murdering the hunter?

Speaker 8 (02:19:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:19:51):
I think he's a hero. Oh okay, what about the
buffalo babies? Well, and what about the babies they need
they need protecting. Do you know where your buffalo babies
are It's.

Speaker 5 (02:20:05):
Nine o'clock and we're sticking to the fact that we're
calling them thing a buffalo. That's not a buffalo, it's
a bison.

Speaker 4 (02:20:11):
We're talking about bison here. This is in South Africa.

Speaker 5 (02:20:15):
Yeah right, I'm saying, but you know the times Colorado's
got the buffs, but those are actually what when.

Speaker 6 (02:20:21):
Did the it's eleven o'clock. You don't know where your children?
When did that go away? I mean, I know it's gone.

Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
Away growing up right now.

Speaker 14 (02:20:28):
Yeah, it was too and my kids are shocked that
that was the thing.

Speaker 7 (02:20:31):
Oh I still hear it. The boy I wish I
could tell you what channel it is and it says, yes, yeah, yeah,
is it in black and white? No, No, it's really
at least maybe it wasn't. I mean honestly, maybe it
wasn't here, Maybe it was in Saint Louis or somewhere.

Speaker 5 (02:20:45):
But is it sticking Our kids had a curfew, right, yeah,
But I mean, judging judging by the age of people
who watch the evening news these days, it's by that
they have children?

Speaker 1 (02:20:56):
Is the big leap? Do you know where you're a
great minds?

Speaker 6 (02:21:03):
Somebody tell me where they remoted I'm an old guy.

Speaker 4 (02:21:12):
An Australian man dubbed the fake seizure Guy has gained
notoriety for allegedly faking seizures in public. That's to get
strangers to sit on him.

Speaker 1 (02:21:24):
This is about to get worse.

Speaker 4 (02:21:26):
According to news dot com dot Au, dozens of Melbourne
residents have reportedly been lured into helping the man. As
he pretends to convulse on the ground, the man instructs
passers by to pin him to the ground and straddle him.

Speaker 7 (02:21:40):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (02:21:43):
He abruptly stands up and walks away as if nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (02:21:46):
Thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (02:21:49):
Seizure scammer allegedly targets men and sometimes has even refused
help from women.

Speaker 1 (02:22:00):
What the only thing that brings me around? And put
my door in your mouth? Please please? This is such
a weird what a weird?

Speaker 5 (02:22:09):
I mean if you want strangers to sit on you,
and men and free because usually you know there was
at one hundred and two hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:22:18):
Yeah, depending there are men like fat guy to sit
on you two fifteen. Some of what's going right a
dollar a pounds reverse Santa, we call it.

Speaker 7 (02:22:26):
Josh used to doing the thing where you go to away, uh,
still doing the seaside and pretend you've been been stung
by a jellyfish and ask men.

Speaker 1 (02:22:37):
To pee on you. I asked men and women to
pee on me. Yes, no, I I heard you got
cox at Lake Michigan. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 7 (02:22:43):
You know that's such a weird comedic conceit instead of
making yourself the weirdo or the pervert, or even going
you know, I have a buddy, it's just now pet
when you smoke a lot of weed or check when
you're constantly.

Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
I can't find my ass with a flash line. Do
you wipe on the shower curtain or what do you do?
You're laying around watching TV totally and hopelessly alone you.
Isn't it sad they've debunked that jellyfish thing.

Speaker 5 (02:23:18):
If that was work, Yeah, But I don't think it's
been debunked enough. I think there are enough people that
still think if you get stung by jellyfish, you got
a pee on it.

Speaker 14 (02:23:26):
Have you guys ever been stung?

Speaker 7 (02:23:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:23:28):
Thankfully, I guess it's crazy painful. I know people that
have seen them out there, but I haven't. Ste I've
seen him too. Is there like a man, a man
of war jellyfish. Yeah, that thing's massive. Yeah yeah, But
a horse.

Speaker 5 (02:23:42):
Back to this guy faking the seizures, that that must
be a whole thing in his head that he has
to have a man sit on him, and just is
this like a spank bank for him?

Speaker 14 (02:23:52):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
Then he goes home and finishes. No, I think he
completes complete right there.

Speaker 17 (02:23:56):
I think that pops up before somebody calls an ambulance,
because that's going to cost a lot of money.

Speaker 6 (02:24:03):
What a weird, awful thing. There are men who like
to have their testicles. They're scrotum's stomped on in high heels. Tom,
you know when you love calling up a.

Speaker 7 (02:24:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I call these women and
I go listen.

Speaker 1 (02:24:20):
Josh gave me your number.

Speaker 6 (02:24:23):
I was just wondering tonight, do you have any have
any stomping time that would a really great about eight
thirty nine o'clock tonight, come by.

Speaker 1 (02:24:30):
I've really been a bad put me to bed. I disappear, really,
I really deserve it.

Speaker 5 (02:24:34):
If you're just joining us, so, welcome to the bomba
Town programmer, coming to you from the Oreliotto Parts Studios.
We've got Christie Liver. There, Christie, we had a sad
story from the world of outer space. And he lived
a great life.

Speaker 1 (02:24:45):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (02:24:46):
Yes, James Lovell, the astronaut ninety seven, that's a good life,
made famous.

Speaker 7 (02:24:51):
Rove drove a corvette Apollo thirteen.

Speaker 1 (02:24:54):
He was not in the yet. Wait a minute, he
was not in the first wave WEISE seven. He was
not one of the WEE seven.

Speaker 9 (02:25:03):
But he was.

Speaker 1 (02:25:04):
He was, Uh, he was in a I think he
was up in space four times.

Speaker 4 (02:25:08):
Yep, Semini seven, twelve and Apollo eight and thirteen.

Speaker 1 (02:25:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:25:11):
But died at the age of ninety seven. I hope
this doesn't I never thought about this. Tom Hanks, very
fine actor. Of course, is portrayed. He portrayed James lovel.
He also portrayed Sully and Captain Phillips.

Speaker 1 (02:25:27):
Are we going over all of that? They got to
be kind of worried? Yeah, huh yeah, next.

Speaker 4 (02:25:35):
Oh, I don't think it works that way, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:25:39):
Oh, that was close. Also in the news. Butch Willmore remember,
Butch wach Cassidy, Butch Willmore know anybody. No, he was
in the news a lot. He was the guy one
of the two astronauts stuck.

Speaker 4 (02:25:53):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's retiring.

Speaker 1 (02:25:55):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (02:25:56):
He was one of the two astaurants that was stuck
in the International Space Station for an extra nine months.

Speaker 4 (02:26:00):
I was always supposed to go for a couple of weeks.
I did hear that over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:26:03):
Lady, he's retired. He retired, distinguished astronaut kind of a.

Speaker 4 (02:26:13):
They make a lot of fun of herting well her
hair look yeah, well with no gravity and.

Speaker 1 (02:26:20):
Well yeah, yeah, yeah, a ball this lunch. Lady can
do it. You can't do man. I don't know if
this is correct. This is according to the New York Times.

Speaker 5 (02:26:29):
It says the two astronauts were given a five dollars
a day per diem.

Speaker 4 (02:26:34):
That sounds about.

Speaker 1 (02:26:37):
And you get your.

Speaker 5 (02:26:40):
Machine doesn't work, So he gets back on Earth. They
had him a check, this says for fourteen hundred and
thirty bucks.

Speaker 9 (02:26:45):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (02:26:46):
You know, though, if they have a vending machine in
space that can't run on gravity, right, it would have
to be like jettison down to the machine. How would
a vending machine work in space?

Speaker 9 (02:26:56):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
Your thoughts from the top, Tom, and I can't work
one on Earth. Come down from it comes from the top,
comes from the top. Yeah, yeah, At any of it.
We'll see you later. Butch mister Wilmore, Captain General.

Speaker 4 (02:27:14):
He was back to this weekend to mark the anniversary
of the United States adopting the motto e pluribus um
have we.

Speaker 1 (02:27:23):
Told the motto it was adopted.

Speaker 4 (02:27:26):
It's just finding out now, of course, Latin for out
of many, one for its great seal. The phrase was
first proposed in seventeen seventy six by a committee of
Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson.

Speaker 1 (02:27:39):
But that was it wasn't the only nominee.

Speaker 4 (02:27:41):
Oh really, what were the others?

Speaker 7 (02:27:43):
This?

Speaker 1 (02:27:44):
No fat chicks was one, which it doesn't.

Speaker 7 (02:27:48):
It was.

Speaker 1 (02:27:50):
I did a little bit of research.

Speaker 5 (02:27:51):
Oh factice a kulpam avert. Don't look at he who
dealt it smelted, he who smelted Delta. Sorry, yes, thank you, yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (02:28:01):
Factus, Oh factory. That can you meation this? If you
picked up a buck and that was on there. It's Latin.

Speaker 5 (02:28:09):
Doesn't Latin give stuff a certain level of class of guards?

Speaker 6 (02:28:12):
Yes, sure, Domino Domino's Marta kill them all at God
sorted out? Was the original And it didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:28:21):
It wasn't.

Speaker 5 (02:28:22):
Hugh Hefner, the guy from Playboy magazine. Didn't he have
in Latin? If you don't swing, don't ring on his
front door?

Speaker 4 (02:28:31):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (02:28:32):
I'm not kidding, silly man. I'll have to I'll have
to google that.

Speaker 4 (02:28:37):
At the time, the motto symbolized the union of the
original thirteen colonies into one nation and became part of
the Great Seal, which also features the bald eagle, a
shield and at olive branch and arrows, symbols of peace
and readiness for defense. Sure E pluribus Unam remained the
country's de facto motto for nearly two centuries until Congress.

Speaker 1 (02:28:59):
The fact moto, also Latin very good.

Speaker 4 (02:29:03):
Adopted in God we Trust as the official national motto
in nineteen fifty six.

Speaker 5 (02:29:09):
Because they found out e plerbasuna means please seat yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:29:13):
Yes, that's no shirt, no shoes, no service, So the
what is that? In Latin? That'd be funny to have an.

Speaker 6 (02:29:20):
eRASS on and God we trust, so they pretty much
separation of church state, which is kind of a suggestion.

Speaker 4 (02:29:29):
Today, the phrase still appears on US coins, currency, passports,
and many government buildings, serving as a reminder of our
country's founding principle of unity In diversity.

Speaker 6 (02:29:38):
And of course I know Josh as the same as
I am. You're all for this ten commandments copy. Those
have to be in every school from kindergarten all the
way through a senior high school.

Speaker 1 (02:29:50):
Who are you mad at? I think it's just a
good idea. Just make it available to all the kids.
What are you? What are you said? In what language? English?
Of course?

Speaker 12 (02:30:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:30:04):
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 5 (02:30:06):
I think the separation has become incredibly clear that my
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Speaker 5 (02:31:16):
Coming up an update on the if you don't swing,
Don't Ring motto. We'll get to that matter of moments.
From the from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, I'm gonna
update that from nineteen fifty nine to nineteen sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (02:31:32):
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Speaker 10 (02:31:34):
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Speaker 1 (02:31:50):
Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (02:31:52):
Over there at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Yep, it's
Pat Godwin, Hello Shire. Hello, there's Jeff Hooker PI. There's
Josh Arnold's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. Hello,
Tom do a little homework over here.

Speaker 1 (02:32:10):
Uh huh, now you're here. It's not homework.

Speaker 5 (02:32:14):
Do a little work work, do a little research here.
Christly had the story about e pluribus unham. A lot
of Latin in our language floating around her, and often
I'm sure misused.

Speaker 1 (02:32:26):
I don't know anything about it. Say it's a dead tongue.
I say it's alive, and well okay, but uh, you
ever have a dead tongue? By the way, I mean,
she doesn't know what to do with it. You know
what I mean?

Speaker 7 (02:32:34):
Yeah, you teach it there. I can't eat tongue. Remember
we tried to eat tongue here?

Speaker 1 (02:32:38):
Yeah, show dies. Yeah, we all know what. I want
to suck on my tongue, not at all.

Speaker 7 (02:32:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:32:45):
It make Sean comfort purs celebrating what how how many
years is it fifty?

Speaker 4 (02:32:49):
Wasn't it?

Speaker 8 (02:32:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:32:50):
That was the Jondero seventy five and seventy five.

Speaker 4 (02:32:54):
It doesn't this week in the anniversary. It doesn't say
what anniversary it was two years ago, Abraham Lincoln or
someone Franklin, Franklin, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson proposed in seventeen seven.

Speaker 1 (02:33:08):
Franklin kind of a busy body wasn't.

Speaker 5 (02:33:10):
I was, So I'm doing a little reason. I remember
this Hugh Hefner thing, and it's here. It is on
the original Playboy mansion. Do you know where that was, Josh,
I'm gonna say somewhere in La Chicago. Oh the original
mansion was Yeah, okay, and it said mister Hugh Hefner
had a brass plaque on his door inscribed with the following.

Speaker 1 (02:33:30):
And I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:33:31):
Understand brass plaque is classic. This may be I may
be butchering this, and I apologize in advance. See none
oscillis noley tin tinare okay, which translates to if you
don't swing, don't ring, very silly. Yeah, and there's some

(02:33:52):
verbage here suggesting that this may be less than accurate.

Speaker 1 (02:33:58):
Sure, they're gonna yeah Latin didn't have the words, so.

Speaker 4 (02:34:01):
You ring and ring in it?

Speaker 1 (02:34:02):
Yeah, So I don't know exact doorbells, how how correct?

Speaker 8 (02:34:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:34:08):
Not a lot of doorbells swing Latin.

Speaker 6 (02:34:12):
For Playboy Bunny, I don't think, although there are a
lot of Latin words in the sexual realms.

Speaker 1 (02:34:18):
Sure, yeah, yeah, that sounds much nicer than pulling out. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:34:27):
And then, as doctor Raymond Fladio once said, I enjoyed
it so much they named it after me. Yeah, you
got the scene words, you got all kinds of.

Speaker 4 (02:34:35):
Stuff, that one not the short one, right, yes.

Speaker 1 (02:34:42):
Yeah, uh in any of it. There, there's your little
Latin lesson for the morning.

Speaker 14 (02:34:46):
I only know a little bit of Latin. Uh domo arigato, mister.

Speaker 1 (02:34:51):
Very good, Yeah, Japanese and uh hakuna matata of course.

Speaker 5 (02:34:59):
So these are all various forms of h gibberish we're
trying to pass along. But that's gotta be a rough
gig being a Latin teacher.

Speaker 7 (02:35:08):
Yeah, I've always wanted to take Latin. In fact, I
uh just recently downloaded the app. What is it a
dual lingo or whatever? I think I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (02:35:18):
I think Latin pop star.

Speaker 1 (02:35:20):
Yeah, oh yeah, there he is there the old So
you're gonna start studying Latin. Yeah, I love it. I've
always loved the listening.

Speaker 5 (02:35:30):
To add to your level of pretentiousness, you're gonna start
heaving random like William F. Buckley would throw out, throw
out Latin x kN hello in the middle of some
speech about something. Yes, yeah, yeah, And we can look
forward to getting some Latin here in the room. Absolutely sure,
and caveat empeter. Uh you know, I filled it up
during the break.

Speaker 1 (02:35:52):
There you go. Little knowledge is really dangerous, you know what.
Caveat empre me know. Let the buyer beware. Yes, yeah,
buyer beware, you're gonna get gypped. We can't say that,
should well you can say if you want to piss
off the gypsies. They're wandering. It's state fair season. Kidding me,

(02:36:18):
they're busy. Who runs a tild the world? Okay, So
after all this, what does e plurer bassoona meet again?
Out of one many or many out of many? One
out of what do gypsies have like a bowling ball
bag for their magic balls? They do? They just buy

(02:36:38):
bowling ball bags and they have their crystal Yeah yeah,
magic ball that would you wouldn't know? You don't also
call them magic ball? No, I don't choke on my magic.
That would be way down.

Speaker 5 (02:36:52):
The thing is if if if they had their magic
ball and a bowling bag, it kind of takes away
the magic.

Speaker 1 (02:36:58):
That's what I think is kind of funny about it.

Speaker 5 (02:37:00):
So I see you, guys, I see you got your
magic ball from the Brunswick people.

Speaker 4 (02:37:05):
In a carpet.

Speaker 14 (02:37:08):
Like a satin bag.

Speaker 1 (02:37:09):
It's gonna have some Philip cart carpet bag, carpet baggers.

Speaker 5 (02:37:14):
It wasn't say they were carpet baggers. Yeah, okay, old
carpet bag. Are you I want to get back? You're
only going to start learning Latin?

Speaker 7 (02:37:23):
Yes, yeah, I'm because yeah, yeah, I'm also going to
take up archery because I want to shoot somebody right
in the with an era.

Speaker 1 (02:37:34):
Interesting. That interesting. I'll be your psychologist. So it's in
the ass. Do you find his lips moist and the balls?

Speaker 7 (02:37:44):
So the Latin is the most useless, Well, I like
it because you can learn. This is so nerdy guys,
but root roots and suffixes.

Speaker 14 (02:37:55):
And that's why I felt like etymology was an intro
to Latin, right like when you.

Speaker 5 (02:37:59):
In a way, Yeah, and I read so many murdy
can you in Latin? Say build me a gallows so
I can jump?

Speaker 1 (02:38:08):
Did you really take four years chick?

Speaker 9 (02:38:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:38:11):
Latin? Yeah? High school Latin?

Speaker 9 (02:38:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:38:13):
But what the hell you was in love with the
Latin teacher?

Speaker 9 (02:38:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:38:17):
Were you at a Catholic school? Did you just call
her a senior or a senior? A senior lady? What
was her name? She wasn't Latin, like from her first
name was Diana. I'm not sure what I know. I
know where your last name is too, but I'm not
gonna tell you. The mass was in Latin. I think
Chick probably remembers a little bit of of how the

(02:38:38):
mask my father can be your father a dominoes.

Speaker 6 (02:38:43):
My father can play dominoes better than you can, very
very good. What's coming up tomorrow? Money and sacrilegious Christy Lee.
What do we have to look forward to it?

Speaker 4 (02:38:55):
We still have our stolen dolls in Los Angeles. Whatever
you says of your aus uranus, however you pronounce it
either way, it's funny. Yes and fifty. Most common passwords
are yours on the list?

Speaker 1 (02:39:10):
Ah, I bet your Josh. Your password is crank bait
thirty two.

Speaker 5 (02:39:19):
Oh you were close, You're close? Is your password related
to the world of fishing?

Speaker 1 (02:39:25):
It could be.

Speaker 7 (02:39:25):
I have many many passwords. I don't use the same password.
That's a fool's move.

Speaker 4 (02:39:34):
The fools remember them all been an app, a special
app or something.

Speaker 1 (02:39:39):
No, I have them all written down in my hand. Well, no,
you write them down and put them under your keyboard.
Everybody knows right there.

Speaker 17 (02:39:46):
How many are on post it notes all of them
a lot around here. Yeah, you can walk into anybody's
office and really, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:39:53):
Well, isn't the password the number one password? Well? I
think it's that on your list of passwords? Isn't it
the top ten? Wait till tomorrow?

Speaker 14 (02:40:02):
Oh, Cliffhanger.

Speaker 1 (02:40:05):
Listeners gave us one of the give us one in
the top ten. There's a guy named Cliff Hanger. I
know someone who's pressure. Was that idiot?

Speaker 4 (02:40:16):
I do one two, three, four, five, seven, seven eight
on the list one through three, four, five, six, seven
eight nine on the list.

Speaker 5 (02:40:25):
But see most places now require at least one upper case,
one lower case and a special character.

Speaker 1 (02:40:31):
You got a symbol?

Speaker 4 (02:40:32):
Which one do you always use?

Speaker 1 (02:40:33):
Goofy escimation point?

Speaker 7 (02:40:34):
Yeah. He once told me that your password was I
Love sixty nine and then your mother's maiden.

Speaker 1 (02:40:44):
Remember.

Speaker 6 (02:40:44):
Yeah, it's easy to remember, and it also conjures up.
That's right, Mommy.

Speaker 1 (02:40:54):
I remember laughing so hard when.

Speaker 6 (02:40:55):
You said, uh, we're going to come back with all
the love with your mother's bridge partners just be yes,
Oh yeah, you'd crawl around underneath the table look at
their skirts.

Speaker 5 (02:41:05):
My password, Actually, it's interesting I had to change it
because I've mentioned in the here. Oh my password is
Alan Ludden. For those of you those are you enjoy
For those of you that enjoy that joke and enjoy
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Speaker 9 (02:41:50):
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