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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show, coming this week to
the Bob and Tom Network. It's a gritty documentary that
examines the newest addiction sweeping the country and the devastating
tool it's taken on the white suburban nights who get vooked.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I just thought i'd try it, you know, for kicks. Oh,
my friends are doing it. It seemed cool, so I tried it.
Pretty soon, I was doing it every day, sometimes three
four times a day. I couldn't sleep, I was jittering.
My clothes wouldn't fit. I had to seal money to
support my habit. I was out of control, but I
couldn't help it. And there's a pusher on every corner
tempting me. They got drive through windows somewhere in twenty
four hours. Damn those friendly baristas.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yes, it's Riding the Pumpkin, the tragic story of pumpkin
spice Latte. Fattening expensive and highly addicted pumpkin spice latte
has become the crystal meth of white men driving mini
bands and white women in yoga pants there on a
cinnamon sprinkled road to hell.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
It all started with an innocent grande as a treat
before my kids football game. Then boom, I'm doing three
ventis a day in no time. Pretty soon I was
free basing nutmeg. Then I started shooting up clove. I
had track marks up and down my arms. They smelled
so delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Tune in to Writing the Pumpkin and learn the true
story of the tasty menace unleashed over a decade ago
on an unsuspecting public. We'll hear from addiction counselors who
see the devastation Pumpkin spice latte, reeks.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Pumpkin spice latte or is it Stown on the streetsl
P train, big orange squash, liquid pie, Jack o' lander juice.
This is a coast to coast epidemic. Whether they call
it getting squashed, seeing Uncle Jack, or sucking the pumpkin,
it means the same thing. They're spending hard earned money
on empty calories and heartache.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
And it's not just the users who suffer.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
The real victims in this are the children arriving late
to school because mommy insisted on hitting the drive through
for a tall, no fat PSL with two pumps. We
need to get the message out. Listen, kids, if you
suspect your parents have a pumpkin problem. Look for these
warning signs. Are they always running mysterious errands? Do they
borrow money from you? Have you noticed their breath smelling

(02:42):
like stale potpourri? Do they start obsessively asking if there's
a nip in the air and it's only early September?
Are they humming an eclectic playlist from featured artists like Beck,
David Bowie, Cold Kay, and Patti Smith Kids. If any
of this sounds familiar, alert the authorities get them the
help they need.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Riding the pumpkin It will blow your mind and possibly
burn your tongue, so please be careful. Only on the
Bob and Tom network.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
No, sorry, all right, I'm being told I'm being total
t August. I'm sorry. It's the bomb in Top Show. Hello, Hello,
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance you staff.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Hello Chicken.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Hello, looks like she's wearing an old time NFL jersey.
Where the darker part is where your pads your shoulder
down right? The Canton Canton Bulldog. There's Jeff Bosky, Hello,
Josh Charnold. Are there, Pace Cosby? We're in the O'Reilly

(03:56):
Auto Park Studios. Hello, Top doing the news at the
Silac Insurance news desk. It's a fl glamour boy, Lance
Rensell shoulder. See Lance Rensel was the bad lance. Oh
I met Lance Alworth. Lance Allworth a good lance. I
called him Bambi. Okay, there's a Lance Rensell. There was

(04:16):
an incident. Yeah, that's sorry. Though I always got my
lances mixed up. However, you should have seen her. Yeah,
he had his lance in the wrong place. I want
to begin by asking mister Oski a question. Uh, Jeff,
are you taking questions? I will take questions. You forwarded
me this letter about a rubber machine. I'm assuming yeah,

(04:40):
you mean a condo machine and men's rooms. Yeah, we
were talking about this yesterday, yes about I was just
asking if if the Graffitian ladies rooms tended to be
a little bit more positive, the graffitian men's rooms tends
to be relative. You know that. Christie's verified this. No
one treats women worse than another women other women. Oh,

(05:02):
it's warrible. They hate each other.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
A whore.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
You can't trust this, you know, Marcia.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
She's a try believe what she did. She took my husband.
Oh god. I'm also kind of wondering if in the
digital age. If graffiti has fallen off a little bit,
if people tend to I don't.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
See it near as much. You have to go to
a really old bar.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, they go in the bathroom and they're busy doing
word or whatever.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
I'll go in and take a sharpie and draw a
QR code. Now, so you have to take a picture
to see. Yes, I wrote I'm consuming.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
It takes about an hour and a half. I'm consuming
very We have a my hallucinating here. Wasn't going to
have a story about a tattoo QR code some guy got. Oh,
I believe that that would be Boy, that'd be some
meticulous start work. Do those bars still work or is
the QR code taken over? Is that the bar still work?

Speaker 9 (05:57):
You know?

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Anything to do with either? Yeah, and the barcode is.
I mean, that's what's allowing my favorite thing at Target
to self check out check out? Oh yeah, God, I
love that. Just did it last night. They got it
down finally. Yeah, I'm terrific. Are some bum terrific? I
bet you are?

Speaker 6 (06:14):
You bring your own bags or do you use the no?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
No, I use their bags. But I did it last
night with both my girls. They were both there my two,
my little girls. Do you tell them that? Okay, Now
for the next five minutes, you're working for target. Okay,
and you got it. But you gotta be the item
has to go in the thing, and it's got to
be way. Everything's perfect here, don't you know what Those
shoplifting this, These are the golden days of shoplifting. It'll
never be easier than right now. And then you see anything,

(06:39):
I'm sorry, I thought I scammed. Yeah, my fault. They're
very nice there. They do have it down, as you say,
and again, as I've said before, a shoplifting. I'm not
a shoplifter. I'm not a thief. But you know, in
San Francisco, Josh shoplifters, not only do they tolerate them,
they gift wrap the stuff as they steal. How about that?
They are very tough, aren't there? The point is you

(07:01):
sent me this letter, Yeah, a text from our text line,
and it says a chick was talking about rubber machines
and truck stops. There's any other funnier word than rubbers
for condoms. I don't want it to Rubber is a
good word in general. Yeah, yeah, this According to this writer,
we had a local bar owner that said his biggest
money maker was the empty rubber machine in the ladies wrong. Yeah,

(07:25):
because it was they kept putting money in. Nothing ever came.

Speaker 8 (07:28):
Out right, and nobody said women were too embarrassed to
go and ask for their money.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Oh yeah, Oh my gosh. Oh so it was in
the women's room.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Yes, and I have never seen an I've never seen
a rubber machine in a women's room. I'm missing out.
I guess we're going to the right places.

Speaker 10 (07:47):
Yeah, that's a bar, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
But that's where they should be.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
I wonder how many unwanted pregnancies are due to this guy?

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Thanks? Wow? Why should they took it up a Nachia?
Why should they be in the women's room, Josh, the
rubbers well, birth control is one hundred percent females responsibility. Absolutely.
So I learned this the other day.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
We were shopping for my son back to school, and
we were going through Target and I go, hey, uh,
and we walked by the planting section. I go, hey,
you need a box of rubbers and he goes, What's
what's a rubber? And I was like a condom. He goes, oh, gross, No,
I don't want to talk about this with you, but
he had no idea of rubber was a condom. I

(08:33):
don't know if it's a generational or non.

Speaker 10 (08:37):
Don't tell me that rubbers has gone away, right, We'll
keep it alive. It made me laugh, like I was
trying to be funny, want me to get you a
pack of rubbers, and he's like, what's a rubber?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I was like, well, that would it have been worse
if he goes, oh, no, I've already got him. No,
I'd be happy that he's practicing. And then he said,
I was going to use yours, but I need the
magnums that would heard. What was the story we had
yesterday with Ali Breen that was so disturbing. I'm trying
to remember the letter the if I'm getting this right,

(09:09):
the couple was trying to get pregnant and the mother
in law was telling the lady, give you tips. Give it,
giving your tips on how to get pregnant, including a
lot of very elaborate descriptions of sexual positions her her
mother in law the mom, Yeah, that's there's have to
there have to be borders.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
There have to be boundaries, like if your mother in
law's talking to you about cream pies out of the kitchen.
That's not a conversation you want to have.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
You know what a cream pie is, right, I can
imagine what AI is. I don't think you have to elaborate.
Have you seen the French the French tickler machine in
the amend's rooms. It's been a while since I've seen.
Oh yeah, not not here, No, not here? Yeah, yeah,
of course, oh yeah, absolutely. What's a French tickler? It's
a condom with an elaborate uh uh sort of anything. Yes, yes, exactly, precisely,

(10:02):
very good. It kind of looks like a like a
cat toy A little bit there. There's some right there.

Speaker 10 (10:07):
Yeah, that's a cat of nine tails and crop, Yeah,
a crop.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
That, Jason, That's what's the thing on the left. I
thought that thing on the left was a French tickler
for sure. The thing in the middle that I hope
that they in the middle is for checking her oil
that's going to go deep. Wow, I'm not sure what
that does it go in? I don't know. Well, that
isn't a French tickler, clearly, Okay, Well, in any event,

(10:37):
I never had anything. But missionaries will be uh will
be getting to your you're missing out, No, no, I
clearly recognized that tell scream and yell and shout obscenities. Yeah,
take it all, stuff like that. That's what I do
that on the roller coasters, shout obscenities. She's watching him

(10:58):
on a roller coat. He never makes those noises. I
can't do it anymore. I don't ride that do what.
Any of the thrill rides gets harder, I get sick, man,
I enjoy them. I still do a few of them. Now.
We have a number of interesting things coming up, medical marvels,

(11:22):
not a pansy as those lines from the Big I
just lost my train of photo. Oh I know. Coming up,
we have a story not involving the male member, but

(11:44):
involving a man who purportedly has the largest one in captivity,
and we have a photograph of him, not necessarily of it,
but he's in the news for an odd reason. We
also have interesting news from the world of clothing, new
clothing and used clothing, and whether or not one should

(12:06):
wash new clothes. This has been a big controversy. We
now have the medical establishment weighing in on this. I
said this before my favorite things. Go buy a shirt,
put it right on in the car. I love it. Oh, yeah,
I don't care what I could be poisoning my skin.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
I don't remember when you were a kid and you'd
get new shoes and you got to wear them out,
shoes in the box.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
That was a good day. Oh yeah, good day. You
always take always take the old ones in the box.
Ye're never allowed to buying church shoes then you couldn't,
Ye weren't allowed to do that.

Speaker 10 (12:34):
No, No, our new shoes were for you put them
on before you got on the bus, and you took
them off once you got off the bus.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh wow, yeah, sorry, John.

Speaker 10 (12:43):
You were just barefoot the rest of then. It was
our play shoes. Okay, did you get the hand me
down from your brothers? You must have clothing, Yeah, shoes,
but clothing. Were you guys all the same size relatively speaking?

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Yeah? Pretty much? So that was handy.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
Yeah, okay, good Josh. We had two pairs of shoes.
We had our school shoes and our place shoes because
we were so poor that we were. Don't don't mistake
having two pairs of shoes.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
For horn horn, Oh plenty. Any sort of affluence. You
want to ask Josh if he could fit into his
brother's clothes, don't you no, no, I don't believe you.
I was actually I was kind of curious if as adults,
if you guys all have the same shoe size. Oh,
shoe size, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (13:25):
We do not have the same like shirt size, but hmm, yeah,
I don't know about shoes, but about pennis I have
I've seen John's in the last two years, but I
have not seen Jeff.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
For Joe's, well, we'll get Jason. Jason, get him on
the phone. We need some selfies. You haven't seen him
because you're not playing Griswold grab as Tom and his
brothers running around naked and.

Speaker 11 (13:56):
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Speaker 5 (13:59):
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(15:48):
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(16:36):
This is this is so great. Thank you gays. We
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and Tom Show.

Speaker 13 (16:43):
Jim Rome takes on sports. Why because you're not playing
me with rapid fire? Takes you all went from.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
The Super Bowl straight to the toilet Bowl. He's not
over the NFL.

Speaker 13 (16:54):
The NFL is over his scorching debates.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
All the good, all the bad, all the ups, all
the downs.

Speaker 13 (17:00):
He's the spitfire of sports smack.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Sorry for what I said because it's appropriate when I
said it, but I can't say it any more.

Speaker 13 (17:07):
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Speaker 5 (17:16):
I like it. Are you okay?

Speaker 12 (17:19):
Well?

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Is zero Sleepless thetop show? You in here like midnight
and you've been here all night? No pullding all nighter. Hello, Christy,
there's Jeff Hoskin. Hey, ma'am, Josh Charnold, Hi a Cosby.
What's going on? Riley Auto Park Studios. I don't know. No,
I've had a dilemma. What do you do when you're

(17:42):
driving through a residential neighborhood? It's three thirty in the morning.
And your way into work, and there's a car to
stop sign sitting there and they're still sitting there. Oh,
passed out? You mind your own business? Yeah yeah, I'm thinking, Okay,
are three guys with rifles about the guy of this car?
What's happening here? Wow? That's quite a leap, that is question.

(18:02):
Drive past them? Man? Where you live?

Speaker 6 (18:03):
I would think it would just be somebody that's it.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Was Actually it was right here, Oh, very very close
to me. Why would you even think about stopping there's
a stop sign? Well other than that, Oh, and then.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
You were waiting for them to go, didn't go, and
they didn't.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
You don't stop at stop signs or red lights at
that time of day. I call it coasting. I'm just asking, okay,
and your scenario is how many guys with rifles in
the car. I'm always prepared. If the car door's open,
I'm stepping on the gas. If I run them over,
too bad, that'd be uh involuntary manslaughter. Yeah, there's no

(18:38):
cameras at that intersection, straight to the car wash. When
I got on. Well, yeah, well I'll be fine. I'm fine.
We have letters to get to. Let's move on. It's
not about me.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
Hey, I have a real quick thing. So before the show,
I'm walking down the hallway and uh, the most loved
sportscaster in the world comes out of the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Carrying a thing of nuts. He's got a hit. He's
eating nuts in the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (19:03):
We got this guy eating cereal or soup in the
bath What does us in the bathroom?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
I was. I went to get some nuts, and I
found my way into the bathroom to urinate. And I
put my nuts up on the counter and I wow,
I urinated counter bathroom. How tall are you that covers
like he said, in my chest? Jeff said, you got
nuts in the bathroom. I said, yeah, I got these nuts.
And these nuts oh that word for word. Yeah, well

(19:30):
I led to comedy. But is it okay to eat
in the bathroom? No, well no not if you're on
the bathroom. You could take your food into the bathroom. Well, yeah,
I was eating cereal because I was it was a
short break. I had to get back out here. I
was eating a bowl of cereal and I had to
pee and I can do both.

Speaker 10 (19:46):
Yeah, I'm with you, Jeff. I no open drinks, no
open food. Yeah, would you?

Speaker 5 (19:51):
So are you standing at the toilet, eating your cereal
and urinating at the same time. Well, you'll recall it
was not successful. I got in their trip and I spilled,
so I.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
It is something you do on a regular basis.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
No, I try not to. The problem is with corn flakes.
You've got to eat them pretty quick because they start
getting soggy and then they're no good. The secret to
corn flakes as you keep the box on the table,
you put a little bit in, throw the sugar on it,
throw the milk on it, eat them and then you
keep going. And is your pantry at your house like
a museum of products with ivory soap and Kelloggs corn flakes.

(20:24):
I prefer most of my stuff, you know, my life
is everything is organic and you know, range free. But
the I do like the traditional Kellogg's corn flakes. You
like everything traditional. But if you have to.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
Pee and you know that corn flakes get soggy quick,
why didn't you pee then make the corn flakes?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Why go in the order? And you're making the presumption
that I would think something through before doing them. We
have a number of things to get to. But first,
mister Oskates, my understanding that you dropped off your very
handsome son at college.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
Yesterday, successful drop off, everything thing went well, I did, Yeah,
And today I'll be driving up the stuff that he
texted me last night he forgot to break, so I'll
be visiting college again today.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
And what did he forget?

Speaker 8 (21:16):
His shower shoes, a shower caddy, and a pillow.

Speaker 10 (21:21):
I was about to make fun of him for the
shower shoes, and then I just remembered, oh, yeah, you
want those.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
You got you gotta do dorm? You lived in a dorm.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
Yeah, I'm assuming men all sharing a shower room's disgusting.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
It was shower shoes are the right move? Yeah, did
you have a group shower? Just a single shower?

Speaker 10 (21:44):
Both so there were like four or five individual shower stalls,
and if those were all taken, then you just used
a big shower.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
I lived in a co ed dorm at one point.
Every room floor No, no, it was all individual rooms really,
and but the there was a bathroom like every ten doors,

(22:13):
and oh my gosh, yeah no, and yeah that was
kind of rough because you know, the the only hot
girl on my floor. I remember one day I walked
into the take a shower and the room just reeked
and Maggie pops out of the stall. Yes, really, yeah,
I'll never forget Maggie. Oh yeah, tore it up. Oh geez.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
So Elijah has one big group shower, like a big bathroom.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Oh I have, no, I didn't.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
My daughter had like a suite. There were like two girls,
two girls in a bathroom between.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
It was awesome right now. Was there any music playing
as you walked down the hallway?

Speaker 8 (22:52):
No, it was the lamest. Every door was shut, every kid,
you know. But I think that's the outside the door
back back in my day.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Like I said, some guy popped his huge speakers in
the window and they were blasting the Grateful Dead Live
album into the quad. I'm surprised it wasn't. Mitch Miller's
there their statement. But now everyone's got their earbuds in
and they're all by themselves. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:18):
So after the show today, I'll be taking another little
drive back to color.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
But those cop men they've got it down. They've got
those giant bins on wheels. It was so easy. Yeah,
they really take good care of you. Explain how you
could tell? Oh, so you had to drop your stuff off.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
They had like a bunch of tarts out for individual families,
and you would drop your stuff off, then go park
and then come back and bring it in. And so
as you're going down the sidewalk you could tell it
was like, oh that's a girl. That's a girl, that's
a boy, because it would be like forty moving boxes
and then like two tubs of you know something, and

(23:56):
then another eighty moving boxes and.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
The dark green trash bands. Oh yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
The boy next to us had twenty box paper boxes.
Oh yeah, that's how he moved in. He just had
like twenty of the empty paper boxes staffed.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Yeah. I loved it all. You really need a couple
pairs of jeans, a couple of T shirts. You're in college.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
Go.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
The girl next to us came in three escalades. Oh
they unloaded three escalades worth of stuff.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
You tell Elijah to sidle up to her. She sounds like, yes,
a future rich lady.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
Waiting for I didn't even see the daughter, but the mom.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
She's doing well. I got two words for you, high
and maintenance yoga pants. Maybe works, maybe maybe out of
ear league, Jeff, I don't know. No, No, you walk
up to her like you are and go all shucks, ma'am.
Can I help you with any use the words shucks
and you're in I'm telling you's absolutely right, and she'll
ask where do you keep your stuff from the janitorial closet?

(24:56):
The I met the most A and he's so real. Yes.

Speaker 10 (25:02):
Yes, her husband right now is an Abu Dhabi trying
to do some easing there for the next two months.
He's trying to buy the country some office contract, paying
no attention to her.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
With his secretary, a team of secretary. You give her
a shocks and a wink. Oh yeah, where were you
guys yesterday? I'll take the under on this man. Welcome
to the Bob and Tom Program. Thanks for joining us.
We are in the Oili Auto Part studios. Do you
see you have a letter of It's the letter Time,
brought to you by Nitza. Whether you get pulled over
or get into a crash, Drinking and driving will change

(25:34):
your whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over? Letters
from listeners brought to you by Nitsa. Dear Bob and
Tom show, I was so hammered. This is for her. No,
this is for Tom Chick and Josh. I am covering
two worlds here. This is from Benjamin. He's from Kalamazoo. This,

(25:57):
believe it or not, is my hard hat that I
wear at work. I believe we have a picture there
he is. Oh, it's a cowboy hat. So it's also
a cowboy's awesome. That guy's got a serious beard too. Yeah. Yeah,
I always knew Ben from Kalamazoo was cool. I didn't
know he was that cool. He's very cool. Yeah, so
that's a hard hat.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Yeah, Okay, I can't get a hard hat and be
mister safety.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Yeah. Once again, I have to start wearing. Chick got
me a nice hat. I have to start wearing hats
that have a thing around the sides because I can't
get sun on my ears according to my dermatologist. So
it may be there may be a cowboy hat in
my future. But Chick got me a nice hat, which
I took home yesterday. Thank you very much, Chick McGee.
Where is it now? It's in my car. Actually, Kelly

(26:42):
has donated to Goodwill. Well i'll get that. No, No,
it's very nice, thank you. No, I have a letter
over here. Free time, buddy. A lot of milkshake talk
on this show. Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Damn right than yours. Damn right, Joe Wrights, have you

(27:02):
experienced the salted caramel Oreo cookie milkshake? That sounds pretty good.
I don't know, but I think we need.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
To get one with that, and doesn't say where we
can get one.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
I just got turned onto the salted caramel ice cream
last year, and it is it is. But keep in
mind everybody he had just got turned onto rolling luggage
carry ons. He just got turned on. What was yesterday's
dagg on it? I forget. We should keep a list. Yeah,
the whole New World every day gets up.

Speaker 10 (27:33):
I saw commercial for you yesterday. Dairy Queen now has
a Reese's Peanut butter cup caramel blizzard. Know what they'd
combined the two? Wait a minute, I go to Dairy
Queen all the time. I was just their two.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
So they have the salted caramel peanut buttercup blizzard. I've
just been notified by Hoffey. Our producer Tom's revelation yesterday
was have you tried pickles on a sandhise? That's right, No,
it's it's on. Believe them. It was more precise. They were.
They were have you heard have you tried it? I'm

(28:06):
just it was a traditional club sandwich pickles on a
club with what tickles? Oh that's very radical. Yeah, it
typically does not come with pickles, does it. The club
sandwich was I'm just saying it was delight, all right,
you gotta go Cubano if you want some pickles. But

(28:27):
I mean, I think the chicken are kind of in
the same league. There's I didn't. I had never tasted
mayonnaise till I was several years out of college. Oh,
we always had miracle whip. I still hate That's what
we had grown up to. But I prefer the mayonnaise,
the tangy zip of miracle I think it was cheaper.
What do they put in miracle whip to make it
different from mayonnaise? It is something tangy. What yet it's poison.

(28:52):
I think it's more vinegar. It gives what if a
muckety munk from miracle whip, which one of you said
our product was poised?

Speaker 10 (29:03):
It just tastes like poison. It's awful. I love it,
oh said by way, Oh okay, you can have all mine.
I saw a headline Pamela Anderson is now selling pickles,
and I didn't. I didn't click on it to see
but apparently you can get some. I don't know if
she grows them or what. She's great in that movie
Naked Gun. Yeah, she's a good actress. Yeah, the Last
show Girl. She's the hell of an actress.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, that's a damn fine movie. Yeah. Now, so I'll
have to find out where we can. Maybe we can
have a mishooker make a salted caramel Oreo cookie milkshake.
This sounds really good, it does?

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Where did that cut? Like all of a sudden, everything salted?
I'm all for it, but was like a baker like slip.
Oh happy accident. I'll try it.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Oh, this is delicious. That's the thing. I'd never had
it until last year. I didn't know. You guys don't
salt your blizzards. It should have been salting caramel age.
Now here's a good question for a couple of the
folks in here. This comes to us from Sean and
Him in Youngstown, Ohio. I've always been curious when people
have an on air name or a stage name, what

(30:08):
do people in your personal and private life call you?
Which is a great question. Christie Christy, your fake name
is Christie, but everyone calls me CHRISTI, so does Andy.
Your husband call you Christy. That's interesting. I don't call
her that often though, if you'll show up, nobody needs

(30:29):
that now, mister Oscy, you refer to your girlfriend as
your lady? Yeah? What does she call you?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Jeff's name? I think? Yeah? Did she call you by
your name? Or are you like sugar or honey? Weird beard?
I mean, what is that?

Speaker 13 (30:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (30:45):
Weird beard, Hey, weird Beard, come in here, let's get
some magic start, dirty janitor come here. I think she
just calls me honey or babe or so.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Not by your name. No, josh what's your philosophy on this?
Do you have a particular point of view that you
like to do? You'd like to be called by your name?
Do you like all of it?

Speaker 12 (31:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:04):
I think I like.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
I think pet names can be very cool. Uh yeah,
some have, Some have gone Joshua. Some a lot of
babes babes. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Now do you like when they go with the Joshua?
It depends on what's going on.

Speaker 10 (31:22):
Yeah, okay, I like it when I've been kind of
inappropriate and Joshua, Matthew, my mommy, my mammy used to
do that.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
I think all parents do that, don't they use the
first and middle name.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
I think it's common. Yeah, they're mad the actual name, yes,
like my name really is Thomas, Thomas Brose. You're in trouble.
What do I do now we're in trouble? Just out
of curiosity? Did they call you by your that's interesting,
Christy that everyone calls because I know everyone around here
calls you that. But I was kind of one. My
niece and nephew and they're my sister. They they call me.

Speaker 9 (32:02):
T.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Actually, if you hear your real name said in public,
do you turn your head?

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Yes, because I know it's somebody I went to high
school with. Usually if they're directed.

Speaker 10 (32:10):
At me, I mean, if if you just hear somebody yelling.
Sometimes okay, did your mom ever do the.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Reverse when she was mad at you? Knowing your real name?

Speaker 12 (32:18):
Going?

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Excuse me, Christy? She never used that name. May always
use this big shot miss, miss Radio Hall of Fame.
I guess you're too good to take up. She should
have if she were alive. I train her to do that.
Coming up, Train your mother what he's talking about? Coming up?

(32:40):
We have, as it's written on our board. There a surprise, Yeah,
a surprise, guest, have a surprise that's a good one.
I'm very excited about this. And this is this is
going to be play a musical instrument. I will tell
you it is a male and I don't know the
answer to that. Is this going to be on the
big screen? Okay, yes, I'm very excited. He said, it

(33:04):
involves a world right on those morons. If it is
it Hollywood Hand. I see if it were David Rush
or Hollywood Hand, and I'd have the local television stations
here to film, you know what he would So it's
not that, and they would have said, yeah, we'll be
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When we come back, remind me to complain about yesterday's word. Oh,
that's absolutely a word. You didn't get it. I got it,
but only because of attrition the it's fine. No, it

(34:31):
was a fine ten thousand. Has you used that word? Okay,
when we come back, I'll explain what I'm talking about,
which is a valid oh Riley Auto Part Studios. This
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Speaker 7 (34:44):
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Speaker 5 (34:59):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts
for all your car care needs. Get the parts and
service you need fast from the professional parts people at
O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee, Hey, Jeff Oske, Sir
Josh arnold By, there Pace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. We're

(35:21):
in the middle of letters from our listeners, brought to
you by KNITSA. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. It's an estimate.
I believe it's approximately fifteen percent of adult Americans playwordle Okay,
all right, yeah, that's it. I think it's hiring.

Speaker 10 (35:35):
Well, that was based on a survey about a year ago,
So that's interesting. In my circle of friends, i'd say
it's like eighty percent. It's interesting.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
And if you're playing yesterday, you were allowed to start cursing. No, no,
you're not. It was I got it, but it was
it was rough. I hate those when it's an obvious word,
and I thought it was obvious. It just didn't pop
into mind. K e F I r k e F Kiefer.
You don't know. I didn't. The only reason to know

(36:03):
what it is is because it's in the milk section.
I always wonder what the hell it was like a drink? Okay, yeah,
I mean that absolutely counts. Absolutely. It's kind of obscure. Well,
but I have more about a week ago they had gopher,
g O, F E R and that's that's and I
had more of a problem with that because it's slang.

(36:23):
Keefer Yeah, well, yeah, I think it amount of five letter.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Words, aren't they going to run out?

Speaker 5 (36:29):
And it should be a challenge. I think they should
do a really bad curse word every now and then. Now,
how many five letter curse words can you come up?
But we'll go around the horn, as do you go? First?
There's the P word for women. Oh yeah, I got
two consonants. Yeah, there's always tough. And then it ends

(36:49):
in a Y word as well, five letters with the
words I'm not saying you are yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
or it can also be an l y. But then
that sixth legs. I like that better though. I like
putting a that making an adverb. Yeah that sounds yeah,

(37:12):
that sounds like it could be the name of a butler.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Anyway, I was, Yeah, don't ever say that to a woman.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
I believe he's in the kitchen. My lord, I've made
that mistake. Oh didn't go well, but not But at
the time I was perfectly in the right. Yeah, Oh,
couldn't have been better. We move on to our letter
with a check, we get we are, Oh, go ahead, Chris, Oh,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
This comes to us from Ed. He was in elementary
school at a Catholic elementary school. Second grade, sister Mary Catherine,
or his teacher, asked about their homework. Excitement was to
go to the library, use encyclopedias at home, find something
invented by Albert Einstein. So we're talking if we're using encyclopedia.
He is probably sixties seventies. So Dad, instead of doing homework,

(38:04):
I asked, Dad, what did Albert Einstein invent? Dad said, oh,
he invented the hole in the record. For those of
you who don't know that the forty five has a
hole or thirty three had a little hole in it?
Did you put on your record place?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
I have a funny dad response.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
So the next day I'm in the back of the classroom,
sister asked about what we learned. I almost fell out
of my chair so excited, raised my hand, called on
me and probably shouted out, Albert Einstein invented the hole
in the record.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Did not go over well, Oh no, that's a good one. Actually,
my letter is about parents lying to kids. What this.
Chris was in a team meeting. He has a bi
weekly team meeting. I bet that's just an amazing sit down. Anyway,
the best lie that this guy's parents told him was

(38:56):
the ice cream truck in the neighborhood. When it's driving around.
His parents told him that music was playing that meant
the truck was out of ice cream. Oh that's a
stellar way to get out of ever having to buy
your kidding. I'm sorry, you can hear they're out of
ice cream. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, and is the standard song

(39:18):
played by the ice cream truck.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
Still, Yeah, because you live in a nice neighborhood. Those
kids already have ice cream in the freezer. They don't
need an ice cream truck. No, but the ice cream
truck is much better.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
No, the ice cream truck is great. Yeah, because all
the neighborhood kids come out.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Do they go down your street?

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Well, no, they can't get past the gate like you
have to the code. There we go, Hi, kids, come
on up here, get some ice cream. It was the
highlight of the day in the summer. We had an
ice cream truck for a while. It played the entertainer.
It was pretty nice. Yeah, yeah, that would I got
kind of Actually, I was going to say when the

(40:01):
steam came out that got really old. Yeah, this was this,
that's the one. Now this song an ice cream truck.
Remember this Tom and I were was the last time
I was at a wedding. I think pretty close anyway,
But Tom and I were seated next to each other,
and I don't know how we ended up there, but
you remember we were you were heckling the bride. Remember

(40:25):
this is this the one that ended up with an
unfortunate of course? Okay, so uh it's a really hot day,
it's like June or July, and they had the windows
of the church open and they're good, do you take
this woman outside?

Speaker 4 (40:38):
You hear.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
The ice cream truck goes by, and I really I
really wanted to leave because it was would have business
entertaining them.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
That would have been the comedic pinnacles if you got
up and were like looking for and walked out.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
And then came back like we're like a bomb pop. Absolutely,
what was your go to the ice cream truck?

Speaker 10 (41:01):
I was always a well these were expensive for the
ice cream truck. I was a waffle cone guy, like
a drunk, but those were always a little more.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Yeah, I love though. That was the only time i'd
ever get those. They were wrapped, the top was wrapped
in paper, and yeah, yeah, lots on them. Those were
the best. You put your nuts on him. I would
fall for the uh crag man ghost? Or did you
do the push ups? Or was that too close to exercise?
If you can't get man, look at how happy he's

(41:35):
just it would just be he's been. It's like it's
like it's a relief foul.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna walk over the needle
and pop that ball. Happy as hell, So sorry, I'm
not a push up fan. I don't like that orange
sickle taste.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Oh yeah, that's good. I like that. I never I
never did like the cream sickle. I'm with you on that.
I like I like the strawberry shortcake. Do you remember those?
The Captain Crunch? I never got that, but it was good.
Captain Crunch had cake on the inside. I was always
intrigued by both of those. Strawberry It was more fun
to go to the truck than it was even if

(42:11):
you had ice cream in the freeze, because the truck's there. Yes,
the whole neighborhoods out there. That's right. And you're selling
dope too. You can get some dope.

Speaker 14 (42:18):
I think.

Speaker 10 (42:19):
Now I would ask the ice cream man if you
just have like a regular ice cream sandwich. Oh, they
ever have the like sometimes they have a cookie, want
the chocolate chip cookie? And you can make those at home. Yeah,
I mean it's the same.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
I'm not too worried about the ice cream sandwich margins.
Oh no, no, it's it's like making your own pizza
at home instead of going and getting a nice eight
dollar pizza. You can spend forty bucks getting the dough. Yeah,
we do it every week. The good ice cream sandwich,
the chocolate cake part has to be moushie. Yeah, well,
too hard, but then you lose a little bit of

(42:53):
it on the wrapper, don't you. Yeah, that's easy in
sizer scrape. Yeah. Yeah. It interesting that that is one
of those foods. Maybe we should do a coffee table
book about foods that have to be exactly at a
certain temperature to be properly. Even ice cream sandwiches. There's
a very very small go to area. There's right, though.
Too firm is not great. The ice cream squeezes out,

(43:16):
it's no good. And was it a holiday in your neighborhood?

Speaker 6 (43:19):
If the mister softy truck came instead of the regular
ice cream truck.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
That wasn't the thing for us. Wow, our best friend
in the world deal. His older brother owned no. Sadly,
later in life, his wife called him that, Oh okay, well,
we're in the Riley Auto Part Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
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Speaker 5 (43:48):
Goes out. You're on. Welcome back, Welcome back, Welcome back
to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance
news desk. Jeff os Ah, everybody custodian, everyman custodian. That
just looked, oh remember janitor drum? Remember that was that

(44:14):
janitor in a drum cleaning evolution? Kidding? Yeah, j R.
That's what it was called, is it. It wasn't like
a fifty gallon drum and some.

Speaker 10 (44:25):
Would just climb out of it. Looked like a little
like a little mini drum and that's fun. Was it
just caustic as hell's rum?

Speaker 5 (44:33):
He threw his steel.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
An industrial strength cleaning product.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Half seenomorph blood. Your look right now, I would say,
is kind of a janitor on vacation, got a nice
festive shirt on. Okay, is that fair? I say, God,
bless the Custodians. Boy, yeah, that's a tough job. Yeah,
it looked like it looks like what the toxic Avengers held, right,

(45:01):
They truly did in the Custodians. They have their finger
on the pulse of the high school, on the breakfast club. Absolutely,
I hear all your secrets, got some letters to get to.
I was reminded of this is from Michael and Lowell.

(45:24):
I walked into the men's room at work. Uh, that's
a no win, hey, Mike. I walked into a men's
room and level I witnessed one of my colleagues vigorously
brushing his teeth while using the Jurnal. Your thoughts, that's
not a problem. That's a problem. Boy. Maybe if you're
in the battlefield, you know what I mean? If you're

(45:49):
shaving in your helmet right right now, If you are
doing that, then do you spit into the Jurnal? The
Alen over Wood really, in.

Speaker 10 (45:59):
Fact, I have been known, I have not been No
nobody knows this. To spit into the r into the toilet.
For whatever reason, at night, when I brush my teeth,
it makes me have to pee. I don't know what's
going on. I can pee ten minutes before I brush
my teeth at night, and then I have to pee again.
I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
So you ever tried? So I take the toothbrush and
stick it in your Oh, is that something I'm noting?

Speaker 10 (46:25):
If it's the water pick honestly, if there's something about
the water's encouraging, so what I understand?

Speaker 5 (46:30):
So how does this end? You spit into the toilet?
I'm done?

Speaker 10 (46:33):
No, I have to spit like three times after I
brush my teeth, Like it's it's a fair amount, like
for whatever reason, my mouth over reacts and uh and
so like that third spit while I'm peeing goes into
the toilet. Really yeah, And there's something satisfying about kind
of peeing into the toothpasty spit like it's a it's

(46:54):
like a there's it's almost a poltergeist in there. And
then I just kind of break it up with my
ear and my.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Life is this silt is My life is a little
sad weird. It was a good day. I got wordle
and then I got to pee the gleam off of
my toilet bowl.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
This is kind of on topic. Chris from Springfield, Ohio.
Since your name is Joshua, he wants to know. He's
curious if you ever call your male member the Joshua tree.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
And from now on? Yes, how have I not been
doing that my whole life? Here's a letter bathroom graffiti.
Dear Bob and Tom show. I was at a bar
in the Oregon District in Dayton, Ohio. Wonderful little area
there with all a bunch of taverns. Someone had written

(47:46):
over the urinal I blanked your mom, I love it
short sweets yea, and someone else wrote underneath go home dad,
you're drunk again. Oh nice? And like you said, yes
today there should be a museum. And if you're telling
me that's not museum quality, absolutely absolutely, that's classic. I'd

(48:06):
pay to go see that.

Speaker 8 (48:12):
I always like the the graffiti above the urinal. The
joke is in your hand. That's always just a classic.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Dear Bob to show, I'm tired of arguing with my
girlfriend about toilet seat up or down, toilet paper over under,
how to squeeze the toothpaste et cetera. So now I
just piss in the kitchen. Say that's from Mikey. Thank you, Mikey.
Than much? You over under?

Speaker 7 (48:44):
What?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
You?

Speaker 13 (48:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:46):
I mean, but I am. I think I'm over over. Yeah.
I've been told if you have if you have a cat,
it has to be under. Yeah. Right, the spin thing?

Speaker 10 (48:58):
You know what my kit my cat when she a
kid and did that once and apparently got it out
of her system thankfully.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Again, you do the thing where you when the roll
is you've used it once or twice, you then tuck
the corner so it's got a nice neat triangles hotel style. No, no,
do that make a little rose? You ever seen that?
A little rose on the top? Well, you take.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Clean cleaning woman does that. She makes a little rose.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
On the toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Yes, wow, yeah, it's very nice. I'll take a picture
of it next time she does today.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
So I I like it over so much that I
will turn your toilet paper around at your I'll move,
I'll change your direction.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Okay, if you have the stand up holder for your
paper towels, it has to go counterclockwise. No, no, that's wrong.
It has to go has to go clockwise.

Speaker 10 (49:54):
Wait, when you pull. Yes, when you pull it, you
want to go counterclockwise the same way because because my
other hand to touch it, so I can pull it
with my right hand.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
There you go. These are very important, very important topics.
I'm not waiting to tell them. You've dazzled me with
your Do you make that? Do you make the triangle
in your toilet paper? So when you walk into your
bath and you go, I feel kind of special. No,
I don't know. That is a nice thing when you
see your places, but I don't do it. You put
the ribbon on the toilet, though, don't you every morning
sanitize protection? Yes, I have a very large pair of

(50:23):
gold scissors, and I pretend I'm doing the mall opening.
People are plotting and Tom's here to open up the toilet.
You guys are the minor celebrities. Did you ever have
to do you guys ever have the pleasure of opening
a place I have or using the giant scissors. I've

(50:43):
been to a couple of openings, but never had the giants.
I had the weird shovel though. I forget, Well, somebody
needs to get on that. You guys have earned that.
Wouldn't it be great of one of those shovel things
they made the guy in the suit stay and keep digging. Hey,
I'm the CEO. Keep digging. We've raised a million bucks

(51:06):
for this basement. We were also talking about guilty pleasure songs.
We all have them, and you know, whatever you like,
what you like, Yes, enjoy it, Gosh, enjoy it. And
here's one that I really like. And I guess this
is kind of a kind of mocked endlessly. This comes

(51:26):
to us, uh from tim. My guilty pleasure is Rick
Astley never Gonna Give You Up? And I love getting
Rick rolled.

Speaker 10 (51:44):
I love the guy's voice. I think these are catchy songs,
and I love getting rickrolled. You when you least suspect
that all of a sudden, there it is.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
I hope that Rick rolling has made him millions. I
hope it got him five new pools. Yeah, it's just
insane amount of money for making fun.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Of a song. Dear Bob A top show. The older
I get, the less guilty I feel about the songs
I like. There are still two that I feel a
tinge of embarrassment, though, mmm bop Okay. I also think
it has its place, Yes, and where's the love or
where is the love. That's a great son. It says

(52:25):
where's the love? Donny Hathaway eyed peas, where's the Love?
Maybe they did they cover the Donny hathm Way ROBERTA. Flacton.
It's another song named Where's the Love? But yeah, that's
a great song. But yeah, you like what you like? Yes,
enjoy short my gosh?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Can you This can't be it?

Speaker 10 (52:49):
This has to be the black eyed Peace song just
contextually the umbop you.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Know, Donnie Halfway is amazing. This is horrible?

Speaker 9 (53:02):
What?

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Yeah? This is great. I am trying to decide if
I'd rather hear this or a dentist drill. This does
sound like a lounge. Looking back and hearing it now,
it does sound like it's being played on an elevator. Yeah,
but can't you I mention this, Jeffrey, your your ear
lying in bed with your lady. Yes, and you go, Seria,

(53:24):
where is the love? You know one thing has led
to another, and you know things are over, and your
your gummy's finally kicks in. I really want a sandwich? Yeah,
Jesus sleep and you look at her and say, hey,
you want to need this? Why the guy who plays
this in bed has he's real oily, Yes, as silk pajamas,

(53:51):
just just the bottoms. Do you find pajamas off putting Christye?

Speaker 6 (53:56):
No, Well I think if you wear the full set.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Can be kind of never. I have a warner set
of full pajama Since I you we I am surprised
to hear this too. I own I do not own
any You wear a nightgown with one of those hats, yes,
and you have a candle and you say, who goes
there a lot? Are you the ghost of Christmas? Okay,

(54:25):
oh my gosh, Look at the time. We have things
we have to get to here, including a little bit
of sports. Got some more letters. How do you reach us?
You ask? You go to Bob and Tom at bobintom
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Simply Safe. Coming up, We've got a bunch of cool stuff,
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about forty five minutes on.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
Oh, I just looked it up. The Black Eyed Peas,
Where's the love? Forty eight million listens but yeah, it
was probably your song that you picked where it's the
love by Black Eyed peas p. I don't know the
Black Eyed peas one, all right, If I do, I don't.
It was very popular back like five to I probably know.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
It, just don't know her. It's just yeah, but wasn't
the category with songs You're kind of embarrassed you, well,
this is embarrassing to like, Oh it is really what
about lovely Lady my hunks? Oh? Sorry?

Speaker 10 (56:32):
The nice black Eyed peaces lyric of all time is
when this ferdie when she yells drank.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Fortunately she's hot. We are in the Rally Autopart studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bob and Tom Show. Christie Lee at the
Silent Insurance News desk. Jeff Hookers here, Hey, there's Jeff
os k alright, Josh Arnold are there? He's Cosby. I'm

(57:03):
Chick McGee. Hello, Tom, Hello, everybody thinking very much for
joining us.

Speaker 10 (57:08):
I've got a letter here from Miles in the state
of uh Well where Union Justice confidence?

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Do you guys know that state? No, you had to guess.

Speaker 10 (57:19):
Union Justice Confidence Michigan is the state motto of Louisiana.
Oh that's interesting, small town animal news. He says scientists
tried to mix crab DNA with cheetah DNA to see
what would happen. Things went sideways, real fast.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Very nice. Yes, I think that is excellent. Yes, yes,
that that is. That's like the old jokes we were
talking about yesterday, when your family heritage is uh, my
mother is from Romania, my father is from China, right
from bizarre.

Speaker 10 (58:00):
Hi MoMA vampire who drinksheah, yeah there there they can
be insulting.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
I'm sorry. Uh, I got an assignment, miss Hooker. Okay,
good to see you, of course, and you look very nice.
We have this fine letter from Joe trying to get them,
trying to get through the niceties. What's all? What's Jojo?
He wants to have us try the salted caramel Oreo
cookie milkshake. Let's go. I think we can get that done.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
I look, they don't make them at a like. I
think they made them.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Up like you have to Wendy's or something that is
doing something with a lot of flavors.

Speaker 10 (58:33):
They have assaulted carmel, uh frosty out right, which my
kids are.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
They have in the Oreos in there too. I think
what and where he got I'm not I've only been
aware of the salted caramel for about a year, and
it's my new favorite thing in life.

Speaker 14 (58:48):
Has this been around one the flavor in general, Yes,
it's been around for a while.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
So so far in the last I'm gonna say ten days.
You've discovered roller bags for carry on. That was a
few weeks ago. You've discovered uh, salted carnival that last summer.
I discovered that. And I don't know I've Jess heard
this yesterday or not, but have you tried a club
sandwich with pickles on? Unbelievable?

Speaker 14 (59:16):
I think the big one that we're missing is when
he discovered iced coffee. Oh yeah, I remember when you
last summer when he was like, you can you can
drink this cold?

Speaker 7 (59:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Very excited cold coffee.

Speaker 10 (59:27):
No idea, I had no idea, no idea. And don't
forget about the slow cooker. Oh yes, oh, the crock
pot mine and the wind cooker, the air air fire amazing.
It's nice and life to discover things at a when
you're a man of a certain air And what is
it about.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
You that you feel like you have to convince us
that you weren't aware of these things. I had no idea.
We know you had no idea when there are things
you didn't know. For example, I just read this to
one hundred and eighty thousand tickets have been sold at
the sphere for the Wizard of Oz. Wow. Something insane.
But when you saw the Wizard of Us, you didn't
realize that a couple of years ago the people in

(01:00:05):
the Black arm hand the farm hands played the cowardly
Lion and the tin man and the scarecrow spoiler alert,
who would have thought that? And the school teacher was
a wicked and the wizard was this traveling sith. Yeah,
Dear Bob and Tom show. You guys were talking about trumpets,
sound songs yesterday. Trumpets. Yes, we had the world We
had the world record from the longest trumpet solo. The

(01:00:27):
guy played for like forty eight hours. Are you aware
of Timmy Trumpet. No, he's like a big deal and
the Mets have him come out and there's a relief
picture that comes out to Timmy Trumpet. But this guy said,
take a listen to the song Freaks by Timmy Trumpet,
one of the catchiest trumpet songs ever. Okay, right, well

(01:00:48):
here we go. Okay, I'm starting with hate. Oh really,
I'm in this is this isn't a trumpet, No, but
I'm sure it trumps up. Okay, nice intro. So what
a Godwin song? Oh you like this? I still don't

(01:01:10):
hear a trumpet? Where's the trumpet? Trumpet? Where the freaks?
I love it? A lot of build up? What you want? Uh,

(01:01:37):
I'm losing my mind. If I'm somewhere, I'm getting the
hot dog now I've already left the stadium. Maybe that
d M a trumpet.

Speaker 11 (01:01:46):
Maybe God he's singing about a trumpet. Maybe there's no
trumpet at.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
All, Timmy, Timmy, But there's a relief picture. You used
Timmy Trumpet's song you.

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
Sung to walk out to?

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Yeah? Have you listened to be walking out? Trust that
thing starts. I'm walking out of the stadium again as
I have. Trombone Shorty is awesome. Yeah, Trombone Shorty Yeah
still touring? Yeah, he was, Yeah, you can't reach some
mic stand though. Remember a listener called him out, showed

(01:02:17):
us him what I will figure this out, recommended him
to us, and we when we checked him out, he's like,
oh man, there he is it sounds at the beginning
of shaft. Yeah, aren't you immediately hooked? Oh yeah, I'm
in love that guitar.

Speaker 10 (01:02:43):
I played trombone for two years. I really wish it
would have stuck with us. Oh really yeah? No, the
Shicks love a trombonist. They kind of do because you
got that position. When I was in college, that was
like the rage, those like bands like The Urge and
Real Big Fish.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Did you ever call it the trom boner? All the
the guys that were in the section always call themselves
the tromboners? Oh? Absolutely, that's universal. Very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Guy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
You're looking for looking for good pot, look for the tromboners.
Just have to grease it up. That smell. I'll never
forget it was a Melbay rental. Yeah, I see.

Speaker 9 (01:03:24):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Now have we completed our letter segment? No dear bought
a Tom show. Could we get a picture? Please? Please please?
And he said please three times of Tom's bike and
his riding gear him ready to go. I'll get one
Scott from Lansing, Michigan.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
I'd like to see that too.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Now you got the elbow pads, the knee pads, No,
just this.

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
Gloves have the higher handlebars.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
You have a helmet, at least helmet gloves.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
You have the higher handlebars.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Its my book, it's a hybrid. It's the combination mountain
bike ahead a customer.

Speaker 8 (01:03:55):
Do you have the straps for your legs to hold
your jeans so they don't get caught in the U
the clips?

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Yeah? No, I just pull them up and roll them. Okay,
I can't bring myself to cooler. I can't wear bike shorts.
It's too embarrassing.

Speaker 11 (01:04:07):
You wear jeans when you ride your bike. Yeah, there's
an in between jeans and bike shorts.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
Yeah, I get those what's it called something birds, bird
dogs or something.

Speaker 15 (01:04:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:20):
That their sports their sports pants are like a Lulu lemon.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Yeah, we're in the bed. I don't like wearing shorts.
He rides his bike like h'll Billy Jim. That's always four.
At the gym, that's always that's my bad. He's working
out in Levice and he's bench pressing. This comes to

(01:04:48):
us from Jason. He said, I was listening to you
show yesterday. Jeff Osky was telling the story about the
Swingers Club. It was very funny, and the very short
version is it was a full of adults and there
are lots and lots of people in there. He wants
was there an odor? I will say this, No, not

(01:05:10):
that I remember there. They did.

Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
It was a really nice venue, like I wouldn't be
surprised if there weren't, you know, yeah, some kind of
yeah hotel like sent Glade plugins.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
And he references the fact that on this program, at
one point someone told a story about being in the
set of a porno shoot. Yeah, and there was any
it was was there an issue? Okay? Yes, it was
somebody's home and they were what direct mail. They had

(01:05:44):
like a two or three cabinets full of VHS tapes
and they would record them then duplicate them and send
them out there you go. Yeah, and the boyfriend who
was with the girl in the film was having trouble
performing because we were standing around watching him. I think
i'd have that issue too. So then so then the

(01:06:07):
girl and we're standing around having a bottle of water.
She's totally naked. We're staying around. Yeah, so what do
you think of this presidential election coming? I mean, we
were just talking about whatever. Yeah, there where there were
there snacks totally naked. What were there snacks? I think
there was crap craft craft services. I think there was.
It was a it was a it was a half
ass shoot. Let's did they ever get to the no

(01:06:29):
we have to leave?

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
No kidding? All right, yeah couldn't. Did you at least
get a copy of the movie? Oh yeah, after copy
I signed, I act as if I'm in it. It
wasn't the idea that you were going to play the bartender.
I was, but that didn't. There wasn't any plot. There
was a bed and him and going hey, let's do this.
There wasn't a what's that great? Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:06:52):
Bartender was an actor's name who's in Boogie Nights and
he keeps begging to be in the movie.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Oh yes, thank you, and then only just shows up
as the bartender. Yeah. We have a picture of Tom
on a bike, but not like a bicycle. It's a motorcycle.
Oh my lord, that's obscure.

Speaker 11 (01:07:15):
It looks very natural.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Oh yeah, yeah that yeah, Hello you bike? How are you?
That's a dragstrip bike, isn't it.

Speaker 11 (01:07:25):
Wow, it looks like it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
It's got a rather larger Look at your glorious head
of hair you have. That's nice. Coming up, we have
a special surprise guest on this hooker hasn't even heard
about this. This is so exciting. I haven't you're gonna
like this? I'm excited. Also coming up, comedian Al Jackson
will be joining us. Oh, and Dear Bob and Tom show,
Have any of you watched The Pit? Tom? Tom wants

(01:07:51):
to know and you watch the Pit? Anybody? Well? I
think we live in a culture in which there's very
little commonalty. Have you watched the Pit? Josh? Yes? But
now you have found commonality. We all hate when you
ask if we've watched the Pit? What are you watching?

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
Me?

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
I am watch them that is not in the realm
of porno. Do we have any feature films you've seen
or something we could relate to other than all hands
Are you watching How To Building the Perfect Pizza? Is
that what you're watching? All hands on? Dick? All hands on? Actually,

(01:08:29):
that's an incredibly popular blow Deck right?

Speaker 9 (01:08:32):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Yeah, Blow Deck is a huge show, the spinoffs under
goings on in a cruise ship. Yeah, Blow Dick is
a show. But athletic shoes? Uh? This Dear Bob and
Tom Show. This question is for Jeff Hey Oske. When
you were at that Swingers club and you saw them
hauling out mattresses from the sex building. Yes, did it

(01:08:55):
say on the side of the truck that these are
headed to Camp hal Wento? P Sure they did not
get them from the Swingers Club. Thank you, Thank you
very much once again. Coming up, Al Jackson our special
surprise guest in about twenty minutes. This would be great.
You guys are gonna love it up too much.

Speaker 10 (01:09:17):
It's the guest live in studio. No, okayhew, but we're hoping.
I think we're going to do a zoom. I think
we're I think we're gonna do zo.

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
You do not know what my job is? Yes, okay,
why would you know what? No, he doesn't know. That's
all on the way. Plus, we will have some sporting news.
We have a great world record. We have the man
who is purported to have the world's largest male member
is in the news, but not necessarily because of his
large male member. That may that is allegedly the cause

(01:09:49):
of why he's in the news, if that makes any sense.
Huh really Yeah, his name is a mister Matt Barr.
Have you seen a picture of former Phil the British fella? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
homely as they come. Hubby, you're not going to.

Speaker 11 (01:10:05):
Get looks in a big dog.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Something. That's a good thing. This guy look like Brad Pitton. No,
but I guess Ham has them.

Speaker 10 (01:10:15):
Yeahs William Neson too, that's yes.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
Wonder Pama Anderson jumped on that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
This guy, this guy's this guy's got a third elbow.
This is a large, large fellow. We are in the
O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (01:10:36):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Catch any part of the show you missed later today
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Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Josh Arnold, Hello, Christy Lee, Hello, Jess Hooker, Hi, Josh Arnold, Jeff,
He's Cosby wearing the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Hello, Hello, Hello,
I'm chick. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee Coming up in
about fifteen minutes, a special surprise guest. Think you're gonna

(01:11:12):
be very excited. I know I am. Right now, we
are going to visit the sports page. Where are sports?
The sports doctor? Chick McGee is, let's see taking patients
Cleveland rookie and I might have to see Cleveland rookie
quarterback should do or Sanders. He sustained an oblique injury

(01:11:33):
during practice yesterday, unlikely to play in the Browns preseason
game against the Eagles. And the first thing Tom asked
me was he's discovered sports talk radio this morning. Didn't
say good morning, toy, He says, where where's your oblique? No,
I read about read about it. Where is it?

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
It's your ass and your leftover.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Just inside of your hip bones. They're much thinner and
smaller than your external obliques. There's though. They're all internal,
of course, well located, and they're on the side of
your rectus abdominance.

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
Part of your abdominal muscle. I'm supprise you've worked your obliques.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
You just don't know it. I know your trainer.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Whenever you twisted the ride or twist to the last,
I see.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
You got that right. Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has
credited an experimental drug for successful treating advanced melanoma. He
disclosed his cancer diagnosis publicly for the first time. He
revealed his illness in that new documentary coming up on
Netflix about the Cowboys. I think it comes on like

(01:12:35):
the nineteenth of August or something less soon. He said that. Yeah,
he's cancer free and Brian Schottenneimer, the newly named head
coach of the Dallas Cowboys who was hired by Jerry Jones,
said that Jerry's fight with cancer is an amazing story.

(01:12:57):
Oh oh, is it Samascus and going on? Jerry is
just now just a wonderful, intelligent human being. And here's
a list of teams in the NFL that would hire
Brian Schottennhimer to be their head coach. You just hate
the Cowboys? Oh yeah, okay, Oh gosh, yeah, I don't.

(01:13:19):
I don't understand people who don't hate the Cowboys. What
the hell? Speaking of the Cowboys, A Texas woman's pet
chicken has been officially named the world's oldest chicken. So
we're celebrating time passing. This is significant. We always celebrate

(01:13:39):
the oldest lady or gent. Yes, the oldest chicken, I think, yeah,
But we can talk to the oldest lady or gent
and find out what do you attribute your old life to?
Long line, genuine bourbon? Know, what do you think asturbation?
The fact that she's a pet would be one. But
I mean, how old do you think this chicken would? Is?

(01:14:00):
Anybody want to get Jeff? You raised chickens. What was
the average lifespan of your chickens in the backyard? Six?

Speaker 11 (01:14:08):
Yeah, I bet this chickens twenty.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Yes, I'm gonna go thirty thirty. Yeah. Why now it's
a guest. For God's sake, what do I know? Guinness
World Record says Pearl, the pet chicken, is that now
the oldest at fourteen years sixty nine days? All right? Uh,
there's a picture. The owner good, no gray hair, a

(01:14:36):
gray feather. Son of them bit Pearl has she Sonia Hall.
Her owner said she hatched the chicken Pearl and her
very own personal incubator in twenty eleven. She has far
outlived the typical life expectancy of a domestic chicken, which
ranges from three to ten years. Oh okay, depending on

(01:14:57):
the coyote population. During her long life, Now hungry, the
owners get Pearl has survived a broken leg, a raccoon attack.
Evidently she has arthritis. And you want to tell them
what what the chicken suffered from the last malady if

(01:15:17):
you will, dementia. Actually she had chicken pox. No, she
just called it pox. Yeah, any pox would be a
chicken pox for a chicken went through menopause. Eggs. Pearl's
egg production has decreased because of her age. With all

(01:15:40):
those hot flashes, she actually lays omelets. They're cooked, you see,
that's a that is a hot flash. And then my
eggs come out hard boiled them, and I'll be here
all week. She was so excited being named the oldest
chicken that she did lay an egg when she was
approved by Guinness. Just making this lady's word for it. Yeah,

(01:16:01):
how do we know that she had six chickens will?
Just like Pearl, this lady has become untethered from reality
her chicken talk. There's a picture of the chicken holding
up a rifle and the dead Day's paper, just like
Lee Oswald Lee's famous recipe. That's some good chicken. Uh.

(01:16:27):
The Iowa State Fair, as I say, the State Fair,
features a contest involving throwing cow dung e. This is
all across the country dried. According to it doesn't matter.
You still wear gloves, right. Yeah, it's like a frisbee.
Yeah it'll go if you get your throat right, but
you've got to dry it. It's like a clay pigeon.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
Yeah they dry, but I mean, are they wearing gloves now?

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
Do you dry him first. According to the des Moine
Register of the cowchip throwing contests, participants her hurtling or
hurling large patties of dried cow feces as far as
they can down a one hundred foot hill. Do they
roll them or they throw them? They heave them? Is

(01:17:13):
the hill in play here? Yeah? Well, how's the hill
in play?

Speaker 10 (01:17:17):
Well, I'm guessing they just want all the crap to
fall to the bottom of a hill.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
In the midway. Yeah. A television reporter, his name is
bo Bowman, I'm Bowman. He won the celebrity division ninety
three feet. That's impressive, right, that's quite the heave. Austin
Willett took home top prize in the men's division one
hundred and three foot throw at a boy in Austin.

(01:17:46):
Kristen Nicholson threw a couch ap one hundred and one
feet to win the women's How do you throw it?
Discus style or shot put style? Brisbee style? Frisbee discus? Yeah, well,
discus because you spin around.

Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
But if you want some distance, okay, you've spent around
two like frisbee golf. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think some guys I don't think you do.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Do you play frisbee golf? Look at me? Okay, I
play golf. Yeah, there's a frisbee golf called Yeah, I
can walk right to it.

Speaker 16 (01:18:20):
And yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
Have you ever see those guys all the time?

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
In fact, the frisbee almost came into the street. Yeah,
I can smell when there's people playing. I think just
golf has just smoking pot out in the woods pretty much.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
And that sport. Okay, Well, thank you very much, Chlwaukee.
We'll check in now with Christy Lee. She's at the
Silac Insurance News just and then going on over there.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Well and as intern stole twenty one million dollars worth
of lunar rocks so he and his girlfriend could quote
have sex on the moon.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Recently resurface story details the incident. It occurred back in
twenty or two thousand and two, rather when the then
twenty four year old Thad Roberts stole seventeen pounds of
moon rocks and a meteorite.

Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
Christy, do you know what movie this quote is from?
You want to do it on the Moon? I don't
Revenge of the Nerds.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Ah, maybe that was his favorite movie.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
We don't know. What the line is the what movie
is this line from? We've got bush same movies.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
Y, I don't know that one from Houston's Johnson Space
Center with the help of his then girlfriend Tiffany Fowler.
The heist involved authentic NASA badges, rewiring security cameras and
we don't even know stinking badges. I do know that one,
the neobreen body suits to avoid setting up.

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
Thermal alarms is really elaborate.

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
Before trying to sell the moon Rocks, mister Roberts said
he placed a few underneath the blanket in his bed
so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the moon.
He pleaded guilty by the way to the theft, and
he's been released from prison. He served about six years.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
There's a movie the Moon Rocks. Hatch, yes, and here
it comes. The only thing I needed was a little
heat from a blanket. Oh no, there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
This is great, mister Roberts told the La Times. I
was in love with Tiffany. In my mind, I was thinking, quote, baby,
I had to give you the moon. It would be
a romantic start to our relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:20:27):
That's a lot of work, But how many millions of
dollars are the whaty one million is what I know
the He claims he didn't do it for the money,
but they did. He eventually got caught. He thought he
was selling it to some European broker and it was
a like FBI or whatever agent, so he was he
was trying it. But I mean, this is super elaborate.

(01:20:49):
Like he was in his.

Speaker 11 (01:20:50):
Twenties four You could barely get a guy to put sheets.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
On their matches.

Speaker 8 (01:20:59):
I actually had this conversation with my daughters the other day.
I go, if you ever go home with a guy
and his mattress is on the floor, like it's not
on like the frame, do not sleep with that dude?
Like I always blew my mind that women would have
sex with me on that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
Mattress, Like you have a mattress on the floor. Until
I met Maggie, maybe put it on a firm You
were mattress floor guy.

Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
I had a box spring under it, Like yeah, whoa.
I I lost so much respect for ladies when they
would have sex with me on that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
Coming up, we have our surprise guest. We'll see if
you're surprise or not. You don't look at excited about it,
just can't stand okay. I think you are once again.
We are in the Aralli Auto Part Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (01:21:56):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. We just toll
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This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show with the
Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Christy Lee. Hello, Chick. Hi,
there's Jeff Hooker. Hi, there's Jeff Oske. Yes, Sir, Josh Arnold,
Chick Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
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(01:22:32):
professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom, Hello,
check me time Now for a surprise guest. All right,
I think he's gonna pop up on the big screen
there and there he is. He's not wearing like a
helmet or anything that says what he is, so I'm
gonna have to tell you this is a mister Alex Babbage. Alex,
how are you today, sir?

Speaker 9 (01:22:51):
I'm good. Thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
And now I got to explain to these guys who
you are. You are in the International Press, the International
News Wire, because you are about to be awarded the
Guinness World Record for having grown the world's largest sunflower. Yeah, okay, yeah, Alex,

(01:23:15):
this is the cheater who uses scaffolder. Now, Alex, I
understand from my reading that this is somewhere near Fort Wayne, Indiana,
and is the flower is still alive? Is that correct?

Speaker 15 (01:23:29):
That's correct, the flower's still growing. We're at thirty three
feet right now, so we're beating a Guinness Little record
by three feet. It's been an insane, interesting journey. A
little bit about me. I was born and raised in Ukraine.
We lived close to Chernobyl, fifty miles away. So we

(01:23:49):
immigrated to USA after Chernobyl happened. And it's not easy
to get out of us as sorry, I tell you,
but we made it to Fort Wayne and I've been
in Fort Wayne ever since. I want a couple of
small businesses and yeah, it's I'm a huge mushroom hunter, fisherman.
I'm a big outdoorsman. Actually, back in two thousand and five,
I won the national championship for morel mushroom hunting.

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
So I had to take it down off my wall show.

Speaker 14 (01:24:16):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
That's that's like a gold morel mushroom. Ye, so I
guess uh, you've answered the question. How did your sunflowers
grow so big?

Speaker 9 (01:24:30):
That's what.

Speaker 17 (01:24:33):
Have you seen?

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Have you seen the many the mini series on HBO
called Chernobyl.

Speaker 9 (01:24:38):
Yes, I've seen some of that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
Yeah, that's kind of scary. But now tell us, tell
us about the sunflower. We saw a photograph of it.
It looks like it's got a radio tower surrounding it.
So obviously when they get that tall, they're not going
to stand up on their own. Is that what's going
on here?

Speaker 9 (01:24:52):
Absolutely? Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:24:53):
So how I got into gardening is I wanted to
show my kids so you can grow your food and
you know, take care of it, and then.

Speaker 9 (01:25:00):
Later you can read the reward basically, so you know.

Speaker 15 (01:25:03):
And a while ago I started and I grew a
soundflower and it was thirteen feet tall, and I was
really impressed with it. And next year we had a
fifteen foot and the following year we had a nineteen
foot flower.

Speaker 9 (01:25:13):
With a nineteen foot flower.

Speaker 15 (01:25:15):
You know, these genetics have pushed them up, but they
have to be supported because any wind can basically take
them down. With a nineteen foot flower, I would take
my pickup track and put it right next to the flower.

Speaker 9 (01:25:25):
I would strap the two by tents in the bed.

Speaker 15 (01:25:28):
I would strap the step leader and to the two
by tents, so there's no wiggle room and I'll go
up and barely reach the head support it. So after that,
I told the kids, I said, kids, we're at nineteen feet.
You know, if you want me to push higher, we're
gonna have to build a structure of some sort. And
I told him, I said, we might as well just
get the state record, Indiana State record. Little that I
knew at nineteen feet, I already crushed the record. I
just didn't look into it that much. So we built Yeah, no, right,

(01:25:50):
We built the structure the following year, and we grew
a soundflower and at the time it was still growing,
it was twenty three feet and nine inches. And I'll like, okay,
I think we've got a state record. Now, Wayne fifteen
News got a hold of me. They're like, we're gonna
come over tomorrow. We're gonna ask you questions, interview, you know,
and we're going to ask what the US record is
the national record. I said, I'm sure I'm nowhere near

(01:26:12):
US record. I mean, it's you know, I'm just a
little guy over here in Port Wayne. And so I
reached out to Garden of Giants on Facebook and I said, guys,
I'm at twenty three feet nine inches. Where I'm at
compared to the national record, They said, you're twelve inches away?
And I was growing six inches per day at the time.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
What is the secret? Is the secret? Is the secret
the seed? Or are you feeding the sunflower? You know steroids?
How does this work? It's a secret.

Speaker 15 (01:26:39):
I grow organic, But a lot of people have asked
me this question pretty much daily.

Speaker 9 (01:26:43):
At this point.

Speaker 15 (01:26:44):
I was just at a festival. One of the shows
that I do. I set up and sell mushroom gear
and outdoor gear that I designed. But I was just
at the festival and I had a long conversation with
a grower. He's a gardener, and after the conversation he
asked me, He said, what is the secret? And I
got real serious and I looked at him straight in
the eye and I said, I don't speak English.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
So your sunflowers, I know that it's according to this
news account you've named the sunflower clover. It's how high
is it right now?

Speaker 9 (01:27:16):
Over thirty three feet right now? And the name.

Speaker 15 (01:27:19):
How it came is also another interesting story. So when
I started growing sunflowers, I'll actually track back a little bit.
We grew a US record at twenty five feet two inches,
and then we beat our own record at twenty six
feet and one inch set in the higher US record
I was two years ago. And then before I forget

(01:27:39):
because this story, you know, I gotta go and intune
here how it all happened. So we got contacted by
a documentary crew ask us to film documentary.

Speaker 9 (01:27:48):
I said, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 15 (01:27:49):
We started mid season last year and they've been filming
and I tried really hard to beat the US record.
Bringing back home last year, I actually grew twenty sunflowers,
got ten of them out, I left ten best ones
up in my structure, and then all ten of them
went past twenty feet tall.

Speaker 9 (01:28:06):
That is a state record in most states twenty foot
and I had ten of them, so that was impressive.
But my tallest mature just over twenty three feet. I
was three feet shy.

Speaker 15 (01:28:15):
I was really disappointed, and everybody was really impressed. I
was really disappointed. I wanted to do better. Meanwhile, the
documentary people, they clumped all the footage.

Speaker 9 (01:28:25):
They got and they submitted a five minute short movie.
It was really good.

Speaker 15 (01:28:29):
They submitted it into biggest competition in Indiana and in
one first place, the Grand Champions. They got ten thousand
dollars and that's their budget to follow me this year
garden season. So this year they started following me and
filming every couple of weeks about our life and garden
and everything. So it's been really really cool doing that.
So this year I went back to the drove on
board and I'm like, I need to come back stronger
this year.

Speaker 9 (01:28:49):
I need to figure something out.

Speaker 15 (01:28:50):
And I started and I had three plants that were
looking good, and then a squirrel got up in a
structure and just took the heads off two of my
plants and left this one left lower.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
See waite, See you got a squirrel that is taking
your You can't put like chicken wire around it or something.

Speaker 15 (01:29:09):
I'm at that point now, honestly. I mean, I've that
squirrel can just move into.

Speaker 9 (01:29:13):
My freezer, but it's full of mushrooms, so yeah, it's
gonna have to.

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:29:19):
I do have a one bedroom, cozy apartment in my oven,
and I can furnish butter in a pan, you know,
if they want.

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
Okay, by the way, we're speaking with with Alex Babbage,
the man who's about to get the Guinness World Record
for the largest sunflower. And before we go, do you
have a lot of recipes for that? Since you're an
expert mushroom guy, we'll get away from sunflowers for a second.
Do you have like a recipe book.

Speaker 15 (01:29:41):
I don't have a recipe book, but I used to
cook for living back in the day, so yes, I
do have a lot of good recipes. I have trapped
three squirrels and I relocated them. They've been you know,
they're They're not a worry right now. So but I
do have a fan stop that's eight and foot tall
out of uh it's like a bird birds gnat basically,
and I've got it up around the head now, so

(01:30:02):
I've protected it and I built.

Speaker 5 (01:30:03):
The stru When does the sunflower start dying? Normally?

Speaker 15 (01:30:08):
Right now, the plant's pretty healthy. I kind of just
got just kind of look at the plant and see
how it goes. But the plant will mature eventually, you know,
so the bloom the plant will go the way some
flowers grow is the plant will go up and the
head will not form and eventually it'll be tall enough
and the energy will convert into the head and the
plant will slow down growing almost to a stop, and

(01:30:29):
the head will start getting bigger and at that point
and it's all about the seeds. It's all about the reproducing,
you know, for the future. So my flower is actually
a cross between a multi head and a single head.
So I have eight heads on the sunflower. The main head,
the bigger head is just at thirty three feet right now.
So I got it to thirty three feet and the

(01:30:50):
side heads formed below the main head and there and
they're shooting up still.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
So will the cold temperatures kill them in a couple
of months? When does it actually die eventually?

Speaker 15 (01:31:00):
Yeah, But I mean this flower has been pushing ten
inches per day, so I'm not worried about that far
in advance. Like you know, we're we're trying to get
the Guinness over here sooner than that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:08):
But they're waiting on me.

Speaker 15 (01:31:10):
Guinness have been on call and they've been really good
to work with. So they're waiting on me to say
when there's other growers that are growing right now in
other parts of the world. And you know, I'm leading
the bag by far right now so, but they're hopeful,
but it's it's to reach the world record, which has
been set by a German grower eleven years ago, has
been just unreal, Like I thought I never could do it,

(01:31:31):
or I thought nobody could do it. I mean, thirty
foot flower. It's just insane.

Speaker 5 (01:31:36):
USA US exactly right, Alex Weill.

Speaker 9 (01:31:40):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
I hope you get the record officially. We got to run.
But it's been a great pleasure. Congratulations, and I know
there's we have some photographs will stick on the website
of your gigantic world record holding flower. Alex Babbage, formerly
of Ukraine, now living in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Well, it's
an update with you too. Yeah, good luck. Yes, send
us some mushrooms, okay, Alex, Alex, well done. Mushrooms. You're

(01:32:07):
a big fan, right, Oh love them.

Speaker 11 (01:32:08):
I want to learn how to grow them myself.

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
You make a thing and you put it on dead trees,
and then I.

Speaker 11 (01:32:18):
Know somebody said you want to you want to be
a mushroom lady.

Speaker 14 (01:32:22):
And I was like yeah, They're like you're not weird enough,
Like you're really gonna have to adopt that lifestyle to
be the mushroom lady.

Speaker 11 (01:32:27):
And I was like, yeah, what is that?

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
What is that involved? Not showering? I don't know, tattoos,
I don't know what you have, like a lot of trees.
Do you have dead trees in your yard or so?
I don't know how to go.

Speaker 10 (01:32:40):
Yeah, you're gonna need you gonna need some Yeah that
and an all leash dogroom.

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
Girl, we got some dead trees right out here. About
the radio towers, maybe that's normal effect.

Speaker 11 (01:32:56):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
The amplitude modulation waves may make some really good.

Speaker 8 (01:33:00):
It's this guy with the big sunflowers. If he provides
like the MLB with their sunflower seeds for.

Speaker 14 (01:33:09):
I wanted to ask him if sunflower seeds are like
when they sell like horse racings.

Speaker 6 (01:33:15):
I was gonna ask that too.

Speaker 11 (01:33:16):
Yeah, is it worth a lot?

Speaker 6 (01:33:17):
Like the sunflower seeds from this thirty footer? Does he
use those to grow next year?

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
I think so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, huh huh. Well
would you sell them though, because you don't want the competition? Right?

Speaker 11 (01:33:31):
You keep them?

Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
What a weird thing this, I know, But what fun.
He's loving it. He's getting phone calls from all over
the world talking about growing a giant plant and those
damn squirrels. Right now, I wonder what the when the
world of of of marijuana growing. Is it one of
those things where bigger is not better? I don't grow marijuana,

(01:33:54):
have you ever?

Speaker 9 (01:33:55):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
No, no, I'm just wondering if because they're half I'm
sure there are competitions there.

Speaker 12 (01:33:59):
I can remember.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
Yeah, years ago there was a magazine, if it's thought,
They're called High Times, and they had a centerfold. Instead
of being a beautiful naked young lady, it was some
pot plant. Oh yeah, a nice bud.

Speaker 7 (01:34:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:34:17):
Some of them are are bigger than Christmas trees. Oh wow,
Like they get they get huge.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
And I wonder if if because with some kind of foods,
the larger ones art is tasty.

Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
Right, Like I don't want a twenty five pound catfish.
You don't want to eat that. It's as good as watermelon.

Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
Yeah yeah, okay, I'm just saying, Well, that was our
special guest. I hope you enjoyed it. Oh yeah, especially
the Ukraine part. That was interesting. Yeah. Right now I
want to it's a quiz time once again courtesy of
the Silac Insurance Company the experts on annuities. We're going
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(01:34:55):
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That's silac i ins dot com. You can find out

(01:35:16):
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Last question it goes here like this, Dear mister McGee,

(01:35:39):
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Speaker 5 (01:36:03):
Thank you very much, SILAC. When we come back, we're
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Desk with Christy Lee. We have the man with the
largest male member in the world, and he's got a
different problem.

Speaker 6 (01:36:13):
Yeah, you've heard of the vagina monologues, while we have
the penis dialogues coming up.

Speaker 5 (01:36:17):
Oh, sword fight. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bob and Tom Show at the SILAC Insurance
News Desk. It's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Jeff Hooker. Hi,
Jeff Oske, Yes, Sir Josh Arnold. Oh Hi, there's Ace Cosby.

(01:36:41):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick, Hello Tom, Hello,
Chick McGhee. We are going to move back over that
way to the SILAC Insurance News Desk with Christy Lee.
What's happening over there? Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:36:53):
Thomas, the man with the world's largest penis, says he
suffered an injury in the shower due to his massive broke.
Oh my, Matt Barr, who possesses a penis measuring fourteen
and a half inches long. Said he recently broke his arm.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
Thank you, not the circumference, not the radius.

Speaker 6 (01:37:15):
Said he recently broke his arm after slipping and falling
in the shower due to his manhood. The forty one
year old told The Sun, as I was rushing to
get ready for work, I didn't see the excess shower
gel in the tub because my penis was the only
thing in my eye line. I slipped on it, causing
me to fall out of the tub completely headfirst and
crack my shoulder on the hard floor.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
When he says he slipped on it, he slipped on
the gel.

Speaker 7 (01:37:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
Do we have a photograph of this guy that's presentable?

Speaker 12 (01:37:42):
There?

Speaker 5 (01:37:42):
There you go. He's got kind of a sleeve on it.
In most photographs, the captions can only be he's kind
of a schlubby looking guy. Yeah. That is not the
guy that I thought it was.

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
That's a different guy, right, Yeah, he said, Well, I'm
naturally clumsy. It doesn't help that I have a different
anatomy to most, especially such a large one.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:38:09):
I think there was a British guy who wrote a
book about having a giant wing, and he looked a
little different.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Does that get? I mean, I want to say, did
you get enough blood to that? That guy that I'm
thinking of had to wear a hoodie upside down over
his what he wouldn't fit in the parapets. Dude, that
was the guy. This guy says, says he's an author,

(01:38:36):
Jimmy Jimmy our busboys, an author and this the article
goes on to say that, h he has trouble dating.

Speaker 11 (01:38:48):
And uh uh doesn't have anything to do with it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
It's got to be kind of a curse. Yeah, But
I mean, why would he make such a big deal
out of it if he wanted to? Because he's he's
obviously gone public with the there are photographs of him
on various talk shows. Wouldn't you?

Speaker 11 (01:39:04):
Would you tell everybody?

Speaker 10 (01:39:06):
Z I like your notion too that having trouble dating
has nothing to do with his wing. It's just some
other Yeah, he's like a sloppy eat something.

Speaker 5 (01:39:14):
Look at his face, no offense. He's not a he's
not a real handsome game. And that photograph he's slimmer
than he is in the there's another.

Speaker 6 (01:39:22):
Photograph coming on the dating apps. He's that the first
thing in your profile. I have a fourteen and a
half inch.

Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
Wang, I think that would really keep a lot of
women away.

Speaker 8 (01:39:30):
Well, on this dating app it doesn't mention that, but
in his profile picture he hasn't slung over his shoulder
and he's burping it like a baby.

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Son off. It says his male member was the reason
he recently broke up with his girlfriend after dating her
for two months. Man man, he said, well, he said,
it's it's a challenge to progress further when we're not
compatible physically. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
Oh so he u Yeah, he needs a he needs
a ton need something neat.

Speaker 14 (01:40:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:05):
Yeah, I'm not even sure how it how it works,
but there is a.

Speaker 6 (01:40:11):
Work when a man and a woman are really.

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
You know, I mean if his works, I don't know
if if do you think he's googled world's deepest vagina
like he's trying to find that lady? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:40:21):
Maybe did you measure that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
A sounding? Still? Have you ever heard of this one?
There is a surgery for his condition, which is a
reduction known as uh wow corporal plasty, which will reduce
the size. It costs approximately twenty thousand dollars. Oh my gosh,
I will it still become happy if you do? Unfortunately,

(01:40:48):
this operation is almost never done.

Speaker 11 (01:40:49):
Yeah, that's like stepping down the face.

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
Do you think he's ever tied tried to tie it
in a knot? Yeah? Yeah, If I had that, i'd
dry balloon animal tricks. I just have it out all
the time, playing with it. I'm looking at it. Well,
there's a photograph of a there's a photograph of a

(01:41:14):
model of it that's in a museum. In the museum. Yeah,
the music. There's that famous museum in Iceland, I think
it is. Yeah, Oh, the largest member museum and they've
got the various Yeah, the Fallast Museum. Yeah. Okay, Well,
but we have another story with the male member in
the news. This time it's a stage play.

Speaker 6 (01:41:32):
A theatrical event tom entitled The Penis Dialogues is set
to launch later this month. All right, that's the show
reports to explore quote, the negative impacts of toxic masculinity
on the vulterable and marginalized sectors society.

Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
This is they're trying to They're trying to play off
the famous Vagina Monologues, but.

Speaker 10 (01:41:57):
This is talking about the problems of toxic mastery, which
I will argue is not a thing.

Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
The multi genre piece was created by Clive Barrows, who
said he hopes to raise awareness, promote empathy and encourage.

Speaker 10 (01:42:09):
Change regarding what I don't know what's his? Is he
pro this toxic toxic b anti?

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
That's I have no idea, Josh, try to find out more.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Again.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
It's called the penis style. It'll launch want to talk
about because I just wanted to say, if I want
is he Dick's talk, I'll just turn on the television.
I just go to the news. Yeah, because guys don't
talk enough about their penis.

Speaker 11 (01:42:41):
I was really hoping you guys they were going to
dress them up and put like muscle.

Speaker 8 (01:42:48):
I wanted to dress mine app and take pictures, do
like a like little scenes like do a little dick
a rama, like.

Speaker 5 (01:42:57):
Do a beach scene dickorama. Yeah, what is the there's
a I forget which movie it is. It's either Groove
Tube or Tunnel Vision. One of those movies in which
you don't know, you don't know what's going on. Then
you finally realize that it's the farther it's zooms out
that you realize it's a penis talking. Yeah, it's very funny.

Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
The Penis Dialogue launch will include music and dance and
debuts August twenty fourth and South Africa. The show is
free and seating available in a first come.

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
First serve basis that will be crowded. No thanks, I'll pass.
I wonder where those guys, the puppetry of the pa.
I wonder where they went around. The two walked out
and they had a big both of them wore capes
and they just took and they were totally naked, and
they did like shapes and had jokes for the penis,
and they toured and they had cameras on them. So

(01:43:50):
they really in the big screen.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
Yeah, different Australia or something I remember correctly, Yeah, or.

Speaker 5 (01:43:56):
Some sort of foreigner.

Speaker 10 (01:43:58):
Just once you hear the name of it, don't you
feel like you've seen it? When they go hey, y
oh yeah, pupetry the penis. They kind of play.

Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
Around with her. Okay, okay, yeah, desire one or two
minutes going to see stomp. I banged on my Christ.
I've seen it. I've seen it done the ind Diet
the intermission, I'm out, doctor say.

Speaker 6 (01:44:25):
A sixty year old man developed a rare psychiatric condition
after mis using information from chat GPT. The man arrived
at an emergency room experiencing hallucinations and claiming his neighbor
was poisoning him. His medical staff treated him for dehydration
and gave him anti psychotic medication. He later admitted he'd

(01:44:47):
been on an ultra restrictive diet, trying to completely cut
out salt. Instead, he seasoned his food with sodium bromide,
a chemical used to clean swimming pools.

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
From the mantle doctors.

Speaker 6 (01:45:02):
He read on chat GPT that bromide could replace sodium
chloride or table salt, apparently not understanding that this would
not apply to ingesting the chemical.

Speaker 5 (01:45:12):
Yeah, boy.

Speaker 6 (01:45:13):
After three months of consuming sodium bromide, he developed bromism,
a psychiatric disorder most commonly seen in the nineteenth century.

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
Oh I thought it was like twenty five to thirty
five year old, Hey man, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:45:27):
Heroism runs wild at Buffalo Wild Wins.

Speaker 5 (01:45:31):
Talk about masculinity now, it's called bra yeah, brah brah.

Speaker 10 (01:45:38):
No, there is no such thing as toxic masculinity. It's
called being an a hole. If you're an a hole,
you're an ahole. Has nothing to do with the fact
that you're a guy. Right, So you can be an
a hole and be a girl of course.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and let me tell you something far
more than them than oh never mind.

Speaker 10 (01:45:54):
Yeah, is so toxic feminism. I will give you a
definition of toxic feminism. That is Jada pa At Smith
the absolute if if we want to play that game.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
But I don't like any of that. We have the
masters in gaslighting, right, Yeah. So this guy goes on
online and at chet GPT and just read something and
does it to himself. So he's an idiot. Yeah, yeah,
anybody knows. If you want good medical advice, you go
to TikTok. Yes, that's real people rights. That's where the

(01:46:28):
that's where all the smart people go over there. They
can't edit TikTok.

Speaker 6 (01:46:35):
Well, speaking of TikTok, we have them in the news.
The latest beauty trend taking over TikTok is called tired Girl,
inspired by actress Jenna Ortega's look in the show Wednesday
and her recent red carpet appearances. The style uses makeup
to create a deliberately sleep deprived appearance.

Speaker 5 (01:46:54):
Doesn't like I look every day? Does this drive women crazy? Like? No,
that's I am every day.

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
Thousands of tutorials now show how to add under eye
shadows smudged liner and pale lips for a chic, worn
out vibe. Experts say it's a throwback to early nineties
styles like grunge and heroin chic, and a reaction to
the clean girl aesthetic made popular by Belahadid, Hailey Bieber.

Speaker 5 (01:47:21):
And Kendall Jenner.

Speaker 6 (01:47:22):
Trent Forecasters say people have grown tired of polished perfection
and are leaning into a look that's intentionally imperfect.

Speaker 11 (01:47:32):
Then just be yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:47:33):
Yeah didn't Pam Anderson start doing this seven years ago?
She did? You just stopped wearning making it? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but this is more. You're putting makeup on deliberately to
look like this. This got me going down the rabbit
hole here. Josh may have heard of this. Did you
know that in the Victorian era when tuberculosis that actually

(01:47:56):
informed fashion for a while. They was kind of like
consumptive chic, very similar to heroin. She people would deliberately
look a certain way, which is sort of pale and sickly.
Yeah yeah, so no, thanks, very odd, But yeah, I
think YouTube channels who I look like all? If they

(01:48:20):
have this for men, we all have it because we're
sleep deprot Yes, this is interesting.

Speaker 10 (01:48:25):
I'm not against it if ifveryone wants to do it,
to do it, I mean, whatever, whatever you want to
do to make yourself feel good.

Speaker 14 (01:48:32):
But this Ortega chick, she's she appears to just be herself,
like she's not trying to look this way, right, Yeah,
she's just naturally.

Speaker 5 (01:48:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:48:41):
I don't know who she is because I don't watch Wends.
Did you watch Wednesday?

Speaker 5 (01:48:44):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:48:44):
I don't, but I'm aware of her and I like
her a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:48:46):
Yeah, this is a cool actress. Yeah, well her father
runs or take a tacos? Oh does she this seasoning? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:48:52):
So does she look like this just for her character
on Wednesday or Wednesday?

Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
Yes? Yes, Okay, she doesn't look like that white makeup
and yeah, h what's coming up, Christy Lee?

Speaker 6 (01:49:03):
Well we have toothpaste made from hair coming up. Yeah,
I don't like hair, right, And thrifting is big in
a big way.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
I was a good will yesterday. Actually, oh you said thrifting. Yeah,
you said drifting. And we also have whether or not
you should wash new clothes and the we've debated about
this in here. I always always wash them. I don't,
but no one should wash clothes the way you wash

(01:49:33):
clothes I like to cook them. Yeah, everything on sanitary. Yeah,
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by Raycon dot com slash Tom. I was just thinking
about this, ladies, and maybe you can answer this question.
If this new fashion look is the ultra tired look,
have a baby yeah, mom, Yeah, any new mom, you're
gonna get that. You're to get that new baby chic.
I'm ad no sleep or coming right back to the

(01:50:57):
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Speaker 5 (01:51:10):
Coming up. Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee, Hey, Jeff Hooker, Hi, Jeff Hoske, I have
a joke, Josh Arnold, I have a laugh. Hi, Heyce Cosby,
I'm chick. Hello, Tom, Jeff Oske has a joke, and
I have an opening for the joke. Go uh.

Speaker 8 (01:51:31):
This is from Jake. I was talking about disc golfing,
he goes. It reminds me of the classic joke, why
can't you disc golf in the rain? I don't know,
it's too hard to keep your joint slit.

Speaker 5 (01:51:45):
Thanks Jake, And you are a disc golfer. I have
and don't you hear, like a backpack full of them? Yeah?
How many are you allowed to have? I have eight?

Speaker 8 (01:51:57):
Have all different weights and yeah, some left to right,
some curve right to yeah, kind of like those bowling
balls that have. Yeah, yeah, you have different. One's a putter,
one's like goes super far, one.

Speaker 11 (01:52:11):
Goes just like, have you been with Jason our producer
he disc golfs.

Speaker 5 (01:52:16):
No he doesn't. Really, No, I haven't been with Jason.
He's gotta start smoking put first. Promise you that won't happen. Now,
we had a we've been talking a little bit about
lies that you tell people. The classic Tommy Johnigan's story
about with his day his dad was a trucker, specifically

(01:52:37):
parents telling their kids, yes, right, I have another one. Actually, okay,
you go first. I got two good ones. And tom
My neighbor's father had her convinced that the UPS truck
was the chocolate milkman, and he never stopped at her
house because she was bad. It wasn't allowed to have chocolate.

(01:52:57):
Oh gosh, you guys remember mine Minnesota.

Speaker 11 (01:53:02):
When we were bad.

Speaker 14 (01:53:04):
My mom would pretend like she was calling the gypsies
and she'd say, pack your bags.

Speaker 11 (01:53:09):
The gypsies are gonna come get you.

Speaker 14 (01:53:11):
So my brother and I would sit with our bags
packed on the front porch and I don't know how
long we sat out there. It felt like an eternity.

Speaker 11 (01:53:19):
But she'd eventually come out there and say you're so
bad that gypsies don't want you.

Speaker 6 (01:53:23):
God many forms, Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:53:31):
Feeling your mom knew my mom somehow. Go ahead. This
is from my mister McHugh. We'll call them. There's a
power plant by the Ohio River in the Lawrenceburg, Indiana area.
See from the highway. There are a number of tall
stacks that emit clouds of steam into the air. They

(01:53:52):
trail off and literally look like clouds being pumped into
the sky. On certain days they produce heavier steam than others.
We would always tell the kids the cloud factory must
be preparing to make it rain sooner. I love that. Uh,
this is a this is a other good one. A
few times each season, the local farms cut hay to

(01:54:13):
be rolled into round bales. Some farms use a plastic
wrap to keep the hay safe from the elements. I've
seen white, light, blue, and even pink hay bales. It's
customary to pass on to the younger generation the knowledge
of what it is the marshmallow harvest.

Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (01:54:32):
Every time we drive by a farm with wrap bales,
I would tell my kids, oh, the marshmallow is ready
to be shipped to the plant. Marshmallows are huge grown
on farms, then ship to the plant to be cut
down to the various size you see in the store.
I love that.

Speaker 11 (01:54:48):
You guys know that they outlawed those round hay bales, right, Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:54:51):
Is that right?

Speaker 11 (01:54:52):
Why the cows weren't getting a square meal?

Speaker 6 (01:54:55):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:54:56):
You had me. I love it. Okay, thank you very much.
If you can lost so effectively, you can move mountains.

Speaker 14 (01:55:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:55:05):
Now we have Christie Lee read over there. We can
check up with a little more news from the Silac
insurance news. That's what's happening.

Speaker 6 (01:55:11):
Researchers in the UK say toothpaste made from hair could
help or bear damaged teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:55:18):
Weird.

Speaker 6 (01:55:19):
Scientists at King's College London discovered that keratin, a protein
found in hairskin and wool, can repair tooth enamel and
stop early stages of decay. The keratin produces a protective
coating apparently that mimics the structure and function of natural
enamel when it comes into contact with minerals in saliva.

Speaker 5 (01:55:38):
Where was this this is in the UK?

Speaker 9 (01:55:40):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (01:55:40):
So you got people in England telling us about tooth
work dental work. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:55:47):
The studies author doctor Sarah Gamia said, with further development,
we may soon be growing stronger, healthier smiles from something
as simple as a haircut. Well, this is a stretch.
They're not really using hair in toothpaste. I thought there
was little hair strands in the.

Speaker 5 (01:56:04):
Quick floss.

Speaker 6 (01:56:05):
Yeah, floss and brush at the same time.

Speaker 5 (01:56:08):
Really get new tooth and shoulders from Remember the old
bitthead shampoo. Yeah we can. Oh, we can't play that anyhohing.
But oh, I do have a news story that will
lead to a little something from the past that I'm
a big fan. If you have the story about thrift stores,
yes we do.

Speaker 6 (01:56:27):
We have a lot of thrift store.

Speaker 5 (01:56:28):
We have a lot of good will news today. You
said you were good Will yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
I was.

Speaker 6 (01:56:32):
I was a good Will yesterday. I try to go
once a week or so, just pruse, see what's there.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
You never know.

Speaker 6 (01:56:39):
A new survey finds about two thirds of US adults
regularly shop secondhand, known as thrifting, to help balance their budgets.
Thrifting can help in thrift stores can happen rather and
thrift stores, flea markets, garage sales are online. One in
five thrift as often as once a week and nearly
one in four by secondhand online.

Speaker 5 (01:56:59):
Three quarters do.

Speaker 6 (01:56:59):
It to save money. Half enjoy the thrill of finding
a good deal.

Speaker 5 (01:57:03):
That's me.

Speaker 6 (01:57:03):
I like to find a great deal, and I use
Facebook Marketplace a lot too. That's my new favorite thing.
About one third of people's belongings or purchase secondhand now,
and it's a good thing for the planet.

Speaker 8 (01:57:15):
You know, you're kind of I know, me and Godwin,
we thrift around here. Will be like, hey, I did
a new couch and then we just wait for one.
A year ago, I got an extet in my bathhouse.

Speaker 5 (01:57:25):
Okay, sway, yeah, I play the game with you guys.
Is that one of my shirts? But that reminded me
of a comedian John Evans, oh sure, who is known
as the what is it the high planes thrifter. He
when he goes out in the road doing his comedy
and he's very very fine. He will go to thrift stores.

(01:57:48):
He's an expert and he has all kinds of stuff
that he owns one now yeah, yeah, you know he
knows everything about you know whatever this collectible stuff is,
et cetera, et cetera. But also he is a uh
expert on scatting. I don't know if you remember this,
but uh, I love it. This is this is John.

Speaker 2 (01:58:08):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:58:08):
Comedian John Evans is here with us. Anything else we
didn't know about your life?

Speaker 17 (01:58:11):
Well, the last time I was here, I just picked
up those learned how to scat audio tapes. I don't
know if you remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:16):
I did not know.

Speaker 17 (01:58:17):
I don't remember that. I they said alphabetically, they send
you a new band each month. So the first one
I got was a C D C. And I've pretty
much got that one down.

Speaker 5 (01:58:26):
It's like, uh kick kick.

Speaker 16 (01:58:32):
Uh huh hana na hana nah beat bye bye, No
hanana pad doom pad doom padma.

Speaker 5 (01:58:47):
Beatudin bye bye.

Speaker 12 (01:58:48):
Don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:58:51):
The guy in the airplane is like, can I move
away from this jackass?

Speaker 5 (01:58:56):
Did I get it right?

Speaker 13 (01:58:57):
Beat?

Speaker 4 (01:58:58):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:58:59):
Wayana? Why I got a phone call here? Wow? Morning,
Bob and Tom Show, Hey, Hey Floyd and Joey. You
scanting dang? Thanks Floyd? That was that was comedian John Evans.
You got enough songs? A bit bo oh yeah, I.

Speaker 12 (01:59:14):
Got you Wanna hear cat scratch fever?

Speaker 5 (01:59:16):
Oh so well?

Speaker 2 (01:59:17):
The joy it?

Speaker 5 (01:59:20):
Why not dude?

Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
Opping?

Speaker 18 (01:59:21):
Where doom doom doom? Wat and what whena waiting here,
dom Platt.

Speaker 5 (01:59:31):
And wheat and weedy we doodoo hair. It's a gift
or you d uh, that's what. I can't explain why
that's so funny? What's the joy? It's it's yeah, it's
encapsulated joy. It's so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:59:53):
He always makes me smile. John over there, good man,
jolly about.

Speaker 5 (01:59:57):
Him, and he's an expert uncertain sport and on weird
collectibles like salt shakers.

Speaker 15 (02:00:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:00:03):
I don't go for collectibles. I go for clothes. It depends.

Speaker 6 (02:00:08):
I live in an area where you can find some
pretty nice clothes for fourteen bucks. All right, good Yeah,
but I particularly go for like side tables or more
of the furniture stuff. Really, yeah, you would be surprised
what people drop off at Goodwill?

Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
Is John have those fake fireplaces? Wasn't he very excited about?
Oh yeah, a fake fireplace and a stereo is all
combined and wan or something one of those things.

Speaker 2 (02:00:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:00:37):
Yeah, it's just like giant credenzas that have.

Speaker 6 (02:00:40):
I do have one complaint about Goodwill, and I love Goodwill.
I donate a lot.

Speaker 5 (02:00:44):
I go there a lot of smell.

Speaker 6 (02:00:45):
The smell there is a smell, Yeah, is it musty or.

Speaker 11 (02:00:50):
It's good will smell.

Speaker 5 (02:00:51):
It's a goodwill smell.

Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
What it is?

Speaker 8 (02:00:54):
You know how I always talk about how girl farts
have that mustiness. That's the mustiness I talk about.

Speaker 5 (02:01:01):
I like that observation. I oh, all right, that's weird.
There is kind of a smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
guess you would expect it. Huh yeah, you scrub it
off right.

Speaker 6 (02:01:11):
There are some great thrift stores in Chicago, though they
don't have that smell.

Speaker 5 (02:01:14):
They're like, yeah, I don't know what the difference is.

Speaker 10 (02:01:18):
I know, I got to grift stores. I recently bought
a box of saltines that will make my penis grow.
It cost me eighty bucks. Yeah, grift store, it's the
grift You see the grift rift in the gypsies.

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(02:02:14):
Chick McGee. There's Josh Arnold, Hi A Cosby Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick.
I'm trying to get rid of an earworm. Oh what
do you got going on there? I got cat scratch
fever in my head because we played that piece with
the uh the walk out to it again. Maybe I
can get rid of it by talking to comedian Al Jackson.

(02:02:36):
There he is. It looks like you're doing a coffee commercial.

Speaker 12 (02:02:39):
L I am house sitting this week, and before we
get started, I want to say shout out to my girlfriend.
She took the dog where house sitting slash dog sitting.
And you know, I've been up prepping for the show,
moved on my equipment over here, and the dog is
just barking its balls off and I can't get this
dog to stop barking. I have fed this dog. We

(02:03:01):
go on three walks a day. I pet the dog.
I vent my feelings to the dog. I've let my
inner child out about the dog. The dog will not
stop barking. I tried to put the dog downstairs in
the laundry room, it got out and I just I
went and got my girlfriend, like, you need to take
this dog before there's an incident at the house. So
shout out to my girl for giving us a quiet,

(02:03:24):
safe space to talk.

Speaker 5 (02:03:26):
Well, thank you very much. Elle. Wow, what kind of
dog is it?

Speaker 12 (02:03:30):
It's a Scottish Terrier, So it's smart as f I
didn't even know the because my my co host on
my podcast Friends from Work, that was my cast Tory
on Daily Blast Live. She knows she can walk down
the street and point at dogs and she knows every

(02:03:51):
breed and she was like, Terry's are really smart this dog?
And I think it's next to me. It's got a
bell that it rings, like, oh yeah, I was watching
Netflix and I heard a bell and I was like,
I was watching the Netflix about the poop cruise.

Speaker 5 (02:04:06):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:04:07):
And I was like, why is there a bell in here?
Like what part is that coming from? And I realized
it was the dog.

Speaker 5 (02:04:19):
Oh, so he's training. When it's time to go, he
goes where's the bell?

Speaker 12 (02:04:23):
It goes to the bell, and sometimes it just goes
to the bell. Tom, for no reason. I don't know
why it's hitting the bell. It's full, the water dish
is full. We just got back from a walk. But
we're hitting the bell anyway. So sometimes it's for poop
and sometimes it's just like, hey, you know what, there
hasn't been in.

Speaker 5 (02:04:39):
A while a bell. We were talking about the apparently
the more people than ever are going to so called
thrift stores Goodwill and alike. Now are you a thrift guy?
Do you will go to those stores?

Speaker 12 (02:04:54):
Well? No, because Tom, I believe thrift stores are for
the people. And what I've seen happen because my daughter
goes to thrift stores, is when.

Speaker 5 (02:05:03):
I go in there, it'll be like a.

Speaker 12 (02:05:07):
Twenty fourteen you know, Indianapolis cold shirt with all the
players heads on there and you're like, oh yeah, little
retro t shirt. What is this sixty seven dollars? I'm like,
somebody wore this like it?

Speaker 9 (02:05:22):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:05:23):
Like?

Speaker 12 (02:05:23):
What like thrift stores are as expensive now? It's just
like anything that like you used to be able to
go to the thrift store and be like get a
jacket on the low. You know some dude that like,
you know, the older guy. I used to go to
thrift stores and because I like and there's actually a
term for this, I like the fashion between like the

(02:05:45):
late fifties early sixties, a lot of like hounds tooths
and gray wolf patterns. I just like it, like basically
the way like not Hankstram, but like Tom Landry used
to dress early in his career. I like that look,
and you can get a lot of those like cool
pants and stuff like that. And so I used to
go to thrift stores like years ago for real, like

(02:06:08):
looking for you know, stuff that a man that's probably
not here anymore, you don't, right, And now it's just
like twenty two year old girls in there, and I
just know I should not be ever in the same
room as just because the vibe is so different between
like my expectations out of life that day and theirs,

(02:06:28):
you know, and it's just like there's it's I feel
like I'm back at the mall in a store I
shouldn't be in. And that's like it's just like the
young people are ruining thrift stores with their optimism and positivity.

Speaker 5 (02:06:46):
Are do you get concerned about wearing clothes that were
long to a now dead guy?

Speaker 12 (02:06:50):
No? I just want the backstory, you know. I want
to know exactly. I think that's to be a card
that like, hey, this guy went peacefully into sleep. This
guy he hit a royal flush in his weekly poker
game of sixty years and that put him over the edge.
Like I want to know, Like I wanted to know
the backstory, but you know, I don't. I don't mind it.
I kind of like I don't want to like just

(02:07:12):
keep buying new clothes. I think there's a lot of
cool stuff that's already here.

Speaker 5 (02:07:15):
Because that thing you're, that thing you're now, it's got
a big tiger on it. Tiger. I'm sorry, what is it?
That's a shirt?

Speaker 14 (02:07:22):
I guess technically it looks like it looks like it
should be printed on a piece of the loure and
hanging in a wood frame.

Speaker 5 (02:07:29):
Exactly.

Speaker 12 (02:07:31):
Would you couldn't go down with that?

Speaker 5 (02:07:33):
You could not? You and your what you're cold and
your tiger valor.

Speaker 6 (02:07:42):
It's an Asian vibe with the tigers.

Speaker 5 (02:07:44):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 12 (02:07:46):
I this is a random thought, but uh, you know
my girlfriend, she's from Houston, Mexico, and her team was
the House Tigers, and she said, this looks just like
their logo, And I was just thinking It's so weird
because like when I do look at overseas basketball, not
for betting reasons, just because I'm nobody thought you were

(02:08:07):
about no, no, no, no, no no, that would be ridiculous.
Sometimes chick basketball games are starting at two thirty in
the morning, typey, and I'm curious about them.

Speaker 5 (02:08:19):
Okay, so don't judge. And the names.

Speaker 12 (02:08:24):
I know everybody is very patriotic over here. Their names
for their teams are killing them because we're like the Tigers,
the Eagles. Who can It'll be like the Taiepay Hot
Ballooners versus the Nagasaki Robotic Warriors. Like seriously, I am like,
I cannot believe that these are the team. It is

(02:08:46):
so inspiring. Some teams are named after their beer companies,
Like it's just like really, it's like fascinating, like how
they decided to name their teams. So I don't know,
I need I need to, Like when we have some expansion,
I think, uh, what are they saying Vegas is getting
a basketball team and maybe Seattle. We need to like
look over to the Far East and start getting some

(02:09:09):
cool names.

Speaker 5 (02:09:10):
Yeah. I think the names of teams are so generic
in the United States, at least some of the newer ones.
They're they're getting better.

Speaker 12 (02:09:16):
Yes, what's your what's your favorite team name? I remember
being a little kid before you could see, Before you
could see everything and see every game on uh you know,
like NFL package or whatever you've been in Ohio, you
would never see the Rams. So when I saw their helmets,
I was like, that's a team. What is that on
their helmet? Like I just thought they were It was

(02:09:37):
the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 5 (02:09:39):
Yeah, the Packers. Great name for a team.

Speaker 12 (02:09:43):
Yes, tradition, tradition and regional. Even the Steelers, who I
am not a fan of, you know, from Cleveland, but
I like that their their team represents like their city.

Speaker 5 (02:09:53):
Yeah, and didn't their Steeler logo actually outlive the logo
of US steel It had to. Is that still? Isn't
that what that is on their helmets? There's no way
of saying it's not. Yeah, I mean that's it.

Speaker 12 (02:10:08):
Do you guys remember during football games, sorry don when
they would have the Alcoa you make the call.

Speaker 5 (02:10:14):
Oh yeah, it.

Speaker 12 (02:10:15):
Would be the in the commercial break and it would
be like the ball touched out of bounce. But then
you know the Danny White it hit his foot, So
where's the ball marked? And it would like you would
like talk with your uncle about where you think the
ball is a mark. I like the call yes, and
it was like the referee making the first It's like

(02:10:35):
I remember those things, but nothing else in my life.

Speaker 5 (02:10:38):
Ale, it's time for you to help educate me in
the world of being hip with some language. Do we
have a word for the day, please?

Speaker 7 (02:10:45):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:10:45):
Tom, we do.

Speaker 12 (02:10:47):
Now. Last week we talked about posted being posted?

Speaker 2 (02:10:50):
What does that?

Speaker 12 (02:10:51):
What does that mean? Posted up? What do we say
that meant? Really quickly educate the people?

Speaker 5 (02:10:54):
Oh? God? What was it again? I've already forgotten?

Speaker 12 (02:10:59):
Well, if I could tell you, Uh, Christy and Jess
are posted up in a room with you. What does
that mean?

Speaker 5 (02:11:06):
Do you remember? I don't. I don't remember.

Speaker 10 (02:11:08):
I think that means that you're waiting, you're you're your present,
you're here, you're yeah, you're just there.

Speaker 5 (02:11:15):
I'm posted right here till you get back. Absolutely, so
you're at your post. Is that what it means?

Speaker 11 (02:11:21):
Fincially?

Speaker 5 (02:11:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:11:23):
Actually kind of yeah, that might be actually the root
of it. That's interesting.

Speaker 5 (02:11:27):
All right.

Speaker 12 (02:11:27):
So, Tom, the reason I asked you is because the
word this week kind of builds off that foundation just
almost the kind of name only. So uh, even though
that foundation is shaky because you didn't know the definition.
What is what does high post mean?

Speaker 5 (02:11:48):
Oh boy, well you're you're you're standing by, but you're
drunk as a monkey. Maybe that's actually that's that's good.
It's not that's not correct.

Speaker 12 (02:11:56):
I like that you're using both the correct Well, you're
using both words correctly, which I could.

Speaker 5 (02:12:01):
Yeah, you're standing by your at your best.

Speaker 12 (02:12:05):
Uh no, I'll use it in a sentence. You even
get it from context. You know.

Speaker 5 (02:12:09):
Look, I.

Speaker 12 (02:12:11):
Took Jess out on a date. You know, Tom, I'm
a humble comic because she was a little she was
a little high post you know, so I.

Speaker 5 (02:12:18):
Don't know, she has her expectations of what you should
be and what you are or not the same goodness.

Speaker 12 (02:12:23):
Yeah, it's just like means like fancy, like yeah, yeah,
your expectations.

Speaker 5 (02:12:29):
Yeah, bougie, how about boogiee?

Speaker 12 (02:12:31):
That's exactly what it is. It's just bougie like she's yeah,
we got the red lobster and she's all high posts
talking about I want to go to season fifty two?

Speaker 5 (02:12:40):
You know, like, who does she think she is? Exactly.

Speaker 12 (02:12:46):
She all high posts over there. I know where she's from.
Don't act like that with me, Tom, Please the phrase
high post in a sentence.

Speaker 5 (02:12:56):
Oh wow, Well, I mean you've just used it. You
go out to a restaurant, but it's just not good enough.
I took her to Chili's, but you know, she got
all high posts. She wanted to go to Wendy's. Wait
a minute, I sorry. I took her to Chili's and
she wanted to go to h Applebee's.

Speaker 14 (02:13:20):
There we go.

Speaker 12 (02:13:21):
First of all, If I ever took a woman to
Chili's and she acted up or acted like she didn't
like it, that's the end of our religion.

Speaker 5 (02:13:28):
I swear.

Speaker 12 (02:13:29):
I get really defensive about chilies, like that's.

Speaker 6 (02:13:31):
Why with you, chips and salsa cannot be beat anywhere.
I'm telling you, they're legit.

Speaker 5 (02:13:38):
Good Christy, they're legit.

Speaker 12 (02:13:40):
I don't know why die those Southwest egg rolls. Come
see me, chick?

Speaker 5 (02:13:48):
What's up?

Speaker 12 (02:13:49):
Transprise?

Speaker 2 (02:13:50):
What up?

Speaker 5 (02:13:51):
Though?

Speaker 12 (02:13:51):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (02:13:53):
I see so high posted? Huh or just high posts post?
So I took her. I took her to the ga
and we were sitting in the end zone, and she
was all high posts. She wanted to be sitting in
the fifty There you go. That works or a sweet
Oh so you're high posting my high post you can

(02:14:14):
post it. I think I'm being looked down on it.
That's right. Al Jackson is our guest comedian Al Jackson
even the road this week, Al.

Speaker 12 (02:14:23):
Uh not this week. I have a couple of local shows,
but I'll be in Boulder, Colorado at the Comic Sense
September fifth and sixth, and I'll be in Renton, Washington
September thirteenth, So anybody out in the Washington area, and
then I'll be in ann Arbor at the Comedy Showcase
the nineteenth and twentieth. So I high atch you boy.

Speaker 5 (02:14:44):
Okay, thank you very much, Al Jackson, talk to you
again soon. That dog high posting. Yeah, so I think
I got that one down there. Yeah, you'll definitely use
that one. Oh yeah, I got it high posted. I
know you will post high post, high posted. She high posted.

(02:15:04):
She got all high post on me. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, okay, okay.
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Hello Chick McGhee. We got a bunch of things happening
all at the same time. I thought, now we would
visit this week in history. It's a new feature. Okay,
I've just invented because this week a little more vage.

(02:17:21):
This first one is so important. Nineteen sixty five, Sonny
and Cher song I Got You Babe, HiT's number one.
Really Yeah, I was one song that was me and
my son's mother's first dance the wedding at your wedding. Sweet,

(02:17:43):
that's nice. Turned out well, well it didn't turn out
well for either. Yeah, beautiful son, very good. Well, there
you go you have handsome son and yeah, we vary. Yeah,
maybe not mine. That's not true. What's the movie Groundhog Day?

(02:18:04):
Isn't it? Isn't that feature?

Speaker 2 (02:18:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:18:06):
I got you baby? Every time he works up to
see the Groundhog. That's that's that's a great song we have.
Also on this date, in nineteen seventy one, Rod Stewart
releases Maggie May. I love that song. Hate song.

Speaker 6 (02:18:21):
I know it's because you had to play it so much.

Speaker 5 (02:18:23):
I agree with Tom at all. Really no, it was beautiful.
I love it. I overplayed it and I ruined it. Yeah,
I think every I love Rod Stewart. Every picture tells
a story. Probably I wish I would have seen him.
This is interesting. In nineteen eighty five, Michael Jackson famously

(02:18:43):
took control of the Beatles publishing catalog. So can't be
trusted in Liverpool or in the kiddie pool. Michael Jackson
now is right? Is it true?

Speaker 13 (02:18:57):
Is it a rumor?

Speaker 8 (02:18:57):
Is it true that that took place when him and
Paul McCartney were working together.

Speaker 5 (02:19:02):
McCartney said something like he was working on buying the
catalog and Michael heard that and bought it behind his back.
Suppose it came in the next day and we're recording
say or something. I think, Yeah, that's crazy. In nineteen
forty five, VJ Day, Oh, that's a video we salute
all the video video sure, yeah, I worked on MTV. Yeah,

(02:19:25):
of course video jocks to be confused with the JJ Day.
That's my favorite. That's February fourteenth. Yeah, that's all the
ladies wax VJ Day of course, Japan surrendering the end world.
People think that I don't know what famous picture in

(02:19:47):
Times Square? Right? Is that related to VS? Now? This
is a tricky one. Happy Birthday, Doc Holiday? Yeah, Val Kilmer,
why is it? Yeah? Val Kilmer is Doc Holiday, but
it's my uncle J Fox. No, that was Doc Hollywood. Yeah, yeah,
I love that movie. You like Doc Hollywood. I've always

(02:20:09):
seen the movie, especially the gratuitous nude scene where she peas,
where she peas she came out of the lake, remember
that where she marks the territory? Okay? Sorry? Uh? And
was it Doc Holliday. I'm not kidding. Wasn't he actually

(02:20:30):
a dentist and a gunfighter.

Speaker 6 (02:20:34):
I've been to Tombstone, Arizona.

Speaker 5 (02:20:36):
And he will be your huckleberry if you'd like now
this Okay, boy, he could cough up blood. Yeah, I
just saw this, this says His on again, off again
girlfriend was known as Big Nose Kate. Yes, wow, what Kate?
You're not wearing your bostle.

Speaker 4 (02:20:57):
You.

Speaker 5 (02:20:57):
I prefer the dentist Wade version. Oh yeah, okay, no kidding.

Speaker 10 (02:21:00):
I prefer Tombstone the movie. I prefer the downis Quaid
Doc Holliday.

Speaker 5 (02:21:04):
Okay, got was Big Nose Kate in any of these movies?
Or she's in her name's Kate, And I don't think
a big nose? Yeah, I don't remember them mentioning that,
but I mean I'm not making that up. Yeah, I
mentioned in Hollywood probably have like big boobs Babs or something.
Get more eyeballs. Happy birthday to the great Steve Martin

(02:21:25):
all right, legend comedian of course, a great great banjo player.
Oh yeah, this is when you'll like chick in nineteen
forty six. Happy birthday Larry Graham, junior wall in a
million Larry Graham from the bass player from Slying the
Family Stone. Yeah that's his song though, one of a million?

Speaker 9 (02:21:46):
You is it?

Speaker 5 (02:21:47):
Really? Yeah? Yeah? I know that very good. You had
his own song. I did not kind of a hit. Yeah,
why saying it? Oh, I didn't. I didn't know that,
thank you very much. I stand correct. I thought he
was just all about that bass. That that's that's Meghan
Trainer being some bottom. That's Larry dance to the music.
That guy's awesome.

Speaker 12 (02:22:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:22:09):
Magic Johnson born in nineteen fifty nine, still alive.

Speaker 10 (02:22:12):
It'd be a great porn name Magic indeed, Yes, yes, yeah,
And at this time, at this point, you got to
go Magic, You're you were messing with us, right, come on?

Speaker 5 (02:22:26):
Were you kidding? It's a power money man, matter fact,
I think you you put on some pounds Magic. What's
going on? Nineteen fifty nine. Marcia gay Harden, great actress.
I don't think we can have to make a judgment
on her black style. Know it's her name, huh, her
middle names gay. His name is Hardin. How would I

(02:22:48):
know her?

Speaker 10 (02:22:48):
Have you seen Pollock? Yeah, she's she won the Oscar
for that. Actually she's okay, Yeah, she is great.

Speaker 5 (02:22:56):
There's your there's your coffee, there's there's your coffee table book.
People who won the Oscar. That shouldn't that You're so
wrong on that one, Marcia gay Harden, She's amazing. You're
wrong on that too, though, so I love it. Oscar,
Denzel Washington, Halle Berry. You know why Denzel didn't win

(02:23:19):
Toxic Masculinity. There's no doubt. Look it up. I'm sorry.
Where was I?

Speaker 13 (02:23:26):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:23:27):
Halle Berry? Yeah, named after a department store in Cleveland.
If you say so, Halle Berry, Halle what Halle's departments?

Speaker 6 (02:23:38):
I know who Halle Berry is, but halle department store.

Speaker 5 (02:23:41):
Alley's department store. Famously, did she deserve the Oscar for
Monster's Ball? I was going to ask, you're gonna say no.
I guess you want Denzel to win the all I
would even actress. He's that good.

Speaker 10 (02:24:00):
Okay, Hey, don't worry. We're not too far from a
man win and vice versa. Well, I really have sticks
in my crawl.

Speaker 5 (02:24:07):
I can tell you, okay, time to move on, or
how would you like to probably get in the bathroom
backstage on that? Uh huh. We have Christy Lee at
the Silac Insurance news desk. If we missed anything, I
don't know where to go. Everything backwards. Last chick speaking American?

Speaker 6 (02:24:23):
All right, I've always kind of been talking about goodwill.
A Connecticut woman facing an insurance fraud charge after she
allegedly staged slipping on a banana and a good Will
parking lot. Middleton perhaps reports the sixty two year old
a dirt bag yeah rosalba Chli was taken into custody.

Speaker 5 (02:24:44):
From I love the res they have got read that
at Chili's. Sometimes it's a little too spicy though yeah okay, yeah,
but that's where Chips has also come in. They save
you every time the.

Speaker 6 (02:24:52):
Chips are we're taking into custody following a months long
investigation into the August twenty twenty four incident. Video footage
shows the woman taking about one step before falling to
the ground and landing on her side. She then collects
her belongings stands up before entering the store, where she
reported to staff she had slipped on a banana peel

(02:25:14):
never though none could be found afterwards.

Speaker 5 (02:25:17):
Leave the peel, though, police concluded.

Speaker 6 (02:25:19):
The woman had misrepresented the cause of the fall and
then attempted to deceive into fraud Goodwill's insurance company. She
didn't even have the good sense to bring her own banana.

Speaker 5 (02:25:30):
Ever seen some of these videos they have or like
someone will very carefully lie down and then start screaming
and they get the Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:25:36):
I went to an NBA w NBA game the other night.

Speaker 5 (02:25:39):
I saw that for sure, and our banana peels actually slippery?
Isn't it just an old No, Josh has a story
actually slip on a bana. It was one of the
funniest things I've ever seen.

Speaker 14 (02:25:53):
If you just say banana peel in front of Josh,
his brain immediately goes to that story and he laughs
out last.

Speaker 9 (02:25:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:25:58):
Yeah, twenty five years ago, you slipped on the banana,
Stephanie Altf in junior high.

Speaker 10 (02:26:04):
It was my buddy Paul and I were laughing so
hard than the class after lunch because it happened at
lunch that we were asked.

Speaker 5 (02:26:11):
To leave the class.

Speaker 8 (02:26:15):
Well, I'm pretty sure I watched a lot of I
don't know shows about jail and stuff. They use banana
peels as a masturbatory aid like a lubricate.

Speaker 5 (02:26:26):
Uh yeah, yeah in the jail. I'll look at the
banana differently today, and I didn't want to know that
do they eat they actually do they eat the banana? Well,
I have two people love each other very nice. They
just used the peel. You don't waste the banana. Yeah,
the banana first eat the banana and then have yeah,

(02:26:47):
and then.

Speaker 11 (02:26:47):
You can hold the peel together and slide it over your.

Speaker 5 (02:26:49):
Yeah, you know, your dork. I'll let you know how
that feels. Very curious. Do you put them? I come over,
we'll do it together. If you're enjoying this, I kind
of to put it in the microwave.

Speaker 6 (02:27:02):
The microwave in their cell.

Speaker 5 (02:27:04):
That sucks. I all right, we're getting rid of these.
Have a microwave. I'm gonna have one of my recliner.
That's just plantain wrong. Yeah, you're welcome. I wish I

(02:27:26):
didn't know that. It makes sense to me. It makes
sense to me too. How did Stephanie slip on the
ban It was just laying in the hallway, lunch was
over the bell ring. We were all up walking out
the door, and I was already laughing because from behind
me a banana peel comes flying and hit somebody in

(02:27:47):
the back. So Paul and I already oh see, that
was larious. Stephanie is chattering away just to do.

Speaker 10 (02:28:01):
And she's walking with her friend. She hits this thing.
She steps on it parallel to the ground, her legs
fly up like Odell Beckham. She falls and uh, we
we dropped our knees.

Speaker 5 (02:28:19):
Were you behind her at this point? Yes, okay, so
we saw everything.

Speaker 13 (02:28:24):
It was.

Speaker 5 (02:28:24):
It was just one of the best days of my
life when knot and she was a sweet girl, but
she was a bit of an airhead and stuff like that.

Speaker 10 (02:28:31):
She we ended up making out of the party a
couple of like a year or two later. That was
pretty d No, No, she got up and she was
what happened.

Speaker 7 (02:28:39):
She was.

Speaker 5 (02:28:41):
Totally oblivious. And then when you were they are slipper
that I didn't really I thought, yeah, I thought that
was just kind of a fake. You know, there's a
legendary story about you yelling at somebody for a long
time about putting a banana peel on on the floor
as a joke, and you joke, We got that's so
dangerous you we could be sued or something like that.
That sounds like, here's the man who yelled at These

(02:29:09):
insurance bills are very steep. Well, thank you very much.
What else do I need to know about what's coming
up in the news.

Speaker 6 (02:29:16):
Well, we'll talk about the fact do we really need
to wash our new clothes before wearing them?

Speaker 5 (02:29:20):
We have that we have a media in the news
and we we'll hear both sides. All right, we've had
an argument.

Speaker 6 (02:29:31):
And we have a driver that's facing a lot of
fines for speeding.

Speaker 5 (02:29:34):
We'll talk about that. Oh, that's gonna get Josh launched
this pictures. I hope it's pictures. I'm very excited about
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(02:31:07):
And other delights in the news from the Aralioto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (02:31:11):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning. You've got something to say,
send us an email Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 5 (02:31:24):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Christy Lee. There's Jeff Hooker. Hello,
Jeff Oske, Hi, Buddy, Josh Arnold. Hi, A's Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello Tom, Well, Chick.

(02:31:44):
I I'm not sure how this emerged in the last
few minutes. But apparently there was a we had a
news story about a woman who allegedly faked tripping on
a banana, slipping on a banana, and that's what you
thought of what just let me just I want to
I want to enlighten the Okay, wait till you get

(02:32:06):
a load of this connection. All right, this connection is
it's it's brilliants. And then and then mister Oske, so
we got on the topic of bananas and can one
really slip on a banana? It's kind of an old
movie trope. I didn't realize they were actually slippery, but uh,
then mister Osk mentioned that apparently someone had suggested using

(02:32:29):
a banana peal for disturbatory purposes in jail. In jail,
in jail, yeah right, I mean I guess you could
do it out.

Speaker 11 (02:32:36):
Of jail, but limited resources there.

Speaker 5 (02:32:39):
Sure, yeah, yeah. And I asked if you microwave it
so to bring it up to temperature. And you guys
are putting out there are no microwaves in a prison cell.
Maybe in some you know, no white collar crimes. And
I was gonna say, good fellows, I got the razor blades.
They're getting the garlic prepared. Do you remember this song?

(02:32:59):
Just all play a little bit of it for you,
not your sorry? What about the hell? Will you guys
learn the equipment?

Speaker 11 (02:33:11):
Can I just I just being new to the room.

Speaker 14 (02:33:14):
The shorthand that happened between Tom and Chicken Christy, No
words were said outside of banana and song.

Speaker 11 (02:33:21):
And you knew exactly what going to happen.

Speaker 5 (02:33:23):
Okay, because we've been trapped in here along time.

Speaker 6 (02:33:27):
Yeah, because every time he says banana plays his song.

Speaker 5 (02:33:30):
Okay, I'm trying to explain something important to you important.
Did you ever hear about smoking bananas? I do not know.

Speaker 11 (02:33:37):
I know, I'm an appeal I know I know about
banana peal tea. I don't know about smoking bananas.

Speaker 5 (02:33:43):
In the in nineteen sixty seven. A rumor circulated nineteen
sixties that you could take the inside of a banana,
scrape it off, bake it, and then roll it into joints.

Speaker 6 (02:33:54):
This is even before mind.

Speaker 5 (02:33:55):
Okay, I know this is an important cultural moment. But
then you get this, You get this song. Donovan remember
this song? Not? Do you remember? Are you familiar? I
am familiar with it, obviously he remembers it. You remember
you're familiar with. Yes, Yes, the Electrica banana. He's saying, well,

(02:34:17):
it's electrical, but he's not Electrica electrical banana. He's not
saying a little banana no ba, which I'm assuming it
did because there were allegedly psychoactive results that would take
place when smoking a banana. I did a little homework here.

(02:34:40):
The National Institute of Mental Health tested this and found
there is no psychoactive compounds in banana peels. It was
a hoax. Huh. So for the many seventh craters out
there who scraped the insides of bananas.

Speaker 14 (02:34:57):
Speaking for yourself could be I think Chinese medicine. Uh,
they say banana peel tea. You let it sit and
water and then drink it before bed and it helps
you sleep well.

Speaker 6 (02:35:10):
I don't know if that'sasium, and then I would think
that would help.

Speaker 5 (02:35:14):
Yeah. So then does that preclude you from using the
banana for the other things? Or do osci the banana
if you will. I'm not doing that's out. But Tom
will always remember you. Oh Oscar, he's the one that
masturbacks with banana fantastic. Here's a weird god. But mellow,

(02:35:40):
Mellow Yellow is the song and then and didn't we
determine that Mellow Yellow preceded the drink. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:35:49):
The song came out before Mellow Yellow the drink.

Speaker 5 (02:35:51):
Okay, are you a Mellow Yellow drinker? Josh? Not in
a long time? No, not as a kid. Okay, all right,
still out there?

Speaker 11 (02:35:58):
Yeah, they just rebranded and are trying to make a
big comeback.

Speaker 5 (02:36:01):
Yeah, isn't Starry like a number one drink now or something?

Speaker 11 (02:36:07):
Storry is uh missed?

Speaker 14 (02:36:10):
And then the stewardest sued the coke company or whoever,
and they had to change the name because her legal
name is Sierra Missed.

Speaker 5 (02:36:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:36:20):
Yes, it's a good soda. Yeah, I prefer sprite, but
it's a good second.

Speaker 5 (02:36:24):
I'm a setting up gal, I am I'm not. I'm not. No,
I'm seven up if I'm six seven up. Other times,
sprite for a mixer, sprite, doesn't it have to be
a fountain? Sprite though? When you're sick, no, I seven up.
Your memories and your experiences aren't everyone. But I think

(02:36:46):
that medically, medically proven that only a fountain drink drinks
were hangovers. That's the key. Has to be a fountain.

Speaker 6 (02:36:56):
Lots of bubbles yes, Coke zero is the go to
or diet.

Speaker 5 (02:37:00):
Remember effects in the show Allies.

Speaker 6 (02:37:02):
Okay, Hey, experts say you should wash your new clothes
before wearing them. Yes, according to Better Report, they say
Tom is right. Clothing manufacturers often use chemicals like formaldehyde
and BPA to keep garments free of mildew and wrinkles
while in transit.

Speaker 5 (02:37:17):
Do you ever tell the sales lady, I'm going to
go try this on and then put it on under
your clothes and walk out.

Speaker 2 (02:37:22):
I have not.

Speaker 5 (02:37:22):
I have not actually done. Oh yeah, I bet it
feels great. But that's another reason it makes you feel
more alive. You want to wash them because you never
know what dirtbag may have tried on that nice yeah
jacket you ended up buying, and it's got scabieser and
you wash return underwear, right, I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (02:37:40):
Washing new clothing drastically reduces or removes these chemicals, which
can cause rashes, respiratory irritation, and allergic reaction.

Speaker 10 (02:37:47):
I know you can't return underwear on OnlyFans, no matter
how not soiled enough.

Speaker 5 (02:37:52):
They are.

Speaker 6 (02:37:55):
Dear and as Tom mentioned, I.

Speaker 5 (02:37:58):
Was under the impression this would be damp. This sun
tea is colorless.

Speaker 6 (02:38:04):
There's no way that clothing birches in a store can
also retain sweat, perfume and deyodorant residue from people's Yeah,
and can even transfer infectious disease like scabies license viruses.

Speaker 5 (02:38:19):
Unless you gotta wash the ghosts out of it. If
it's ghosts, you get that used you're talking about buying
used clothing. They have to die in the clothing though, Yeah,
I'm not the ghost they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
see beetle juice. Come on, good, good to know you
didn't see beetle juice the first one. He wouldn't like it.
He wouldn't like it. Oh, apparently I don't get it.

(02:38:46):
A little head, what's that I don't understand. Yeah, I'm
sure it's a lovely movie. My cup of tea A
man in Switzerland. What do you wash your new clothes? No? Really,
I do, I do? I don't. Christy, you go and
you buy something, And then some kid was hiding in
the ladies garment rack, so Norse ROMs and wiped his

(02:39:10):
snotty nose all over it.

Speaker 6 (02:39:11):
And you're okay, I've lived this long and never had
a problem.

Speaker 5 (02:39:14):
So nipples. If I have something shipped to me, and
it's in plastic, like you know those little bags.

Speaker 6 (02:39:21):
I still wash it out, but I don't wash them.

Speaker 5 (02:39:24):
I'm not saying I'm right, that's just what I do.
I don't.

Speaker 8 (02:39:27):
I wash everything except for new socks, like I love
a new pair of socks washed and absolutely I get
that for sure.

Speaker 5 (02:39:35):
I can't believe you're saying that that's I'm the same way.
And do you like the first drying of new socks
because that lint really built time? And speaking of Tom
being the same as you are, Jeff, when you get
your new socks, do you take a pair of scissors
and cut the elastic off the top of your socks
so they don't that's mad strang.

Speaker 6 (02:39:55):
I've found a swollen leg problem me.

Speaker 5 (02:39:58):
It sounds like you're insane. Okay, as the cankles of
Kathy Bates. Not now, but before. Okay. Welcome, Thank you
very much for joining us a wonderful time. Be sure
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Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com. Whatever your topic is,
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(02:40:21):
to something else. So we'd love to hear from you
once again Bob and Tom at bobintom dot Com. We
are in the Rally Auto Parts Studios where this remains
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (02:40:29):
Hey, thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show
this morning. Get a look at today's show on our
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Speaker 13 (02:40:38):
Welcome to Talk.

Speaker 7 (02:40:39):
Bill, where it's fun to talk about small We're going
to be talking to sometimes guest stars.

Speaker 5 (02:40:44):
Are you liking the direction flow us is going in? Yeah,
because I' getting more screen times.

Speaker 7 (02:40:47):
Good.

Speaker 5 (02:40:48):
Mostly it's just me and Tom remembering. I think we
all feel like there was a scene missing here. You
got me time.

Speaker 13 (02:40:52):
Let's revisit it.

Speaker 5 (02:40:53):
Let's look at it, see what we remember, See what
we remember. I had never been around anything like that before.
I mean, it was no fun talkvill Talk Bill. I
just had a flashback.

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