The BOB & TOM Show - August 18, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes ring? Your wife stopped bitching by whatever it was.
She was bitching a battle last night, so you escaping
to the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
But after you finished.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Show business, the charlet papers gone, Well, it's a great
day for me to whoop somebody's ask It's a bad day,
so you better get off my back. You might get
cold if you cross my path, cause it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
A grave ding.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
For me to whoop somebody. Well, I was running and
laid for work, so I poured me in some coffee
that gold, and just before I had a flat tie.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Spilled it all over my cloak.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
When the highway PATROLMN pulled up, I thought that help
was on the way, but when it saw the tattoo
in my hands, he shot me with a pepper spray.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
It's a gray day.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
For me to whoop somebody's asked. It's a bad day,
so you better get off my back. You might get
caught old cock if you cross my path.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Because it's a great day I'm singing.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You're gonna do for me to whoop somebody's ass. Winter
finally made it to work.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I was fifteen minutes late.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I told my boss about the flat tire.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Buddy fired me anyway. So here I am out here
in the parking lot till it's waiting by his call.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Man, I'm gonna give him.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
A good bade present that he ain't never will fagain.
Let's sing together, because it's a great day for me
to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day, so you
better get off my back. You might get cold if

(03:02):
you cross my past. Because it's a great day for
me to whoop somebody's ass.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, I love that song, but I hope this early
in the week.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
I played it on purpose. Hope you watch yourself all right.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
There's Christy Lee at the Sidelight Insurance Company news desk.
There's Pat Godwin, Hello, Josh chef Aski across the way, Hey, buddy,
Ace Cowsby at Poor Day. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Hey, Hi, how about a good mood rod. It just
might be a good day to whip somebody's ches.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
What do you I think those are conflicting feelings, really yeah, because.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
They could feel good to just watch somebody in the face.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Okay, you know now that you now that you mentioned.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
There might be a circumstance in which that would be
a That is the great Paul Thorne performing that song
live in our studios, and a fine, fine version it is.
And he's a can take a punch. Yeah, oh yeah,
he wants he wants to. He was a boxer. He
actually fought Roberto Duran. Yeah, so Yike's mind when yeah,
well yeah, very few did.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I thought he thought Duran Duran? No, he probably saw too.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yes, a good point, joun, because I had one point
these Roberto and Roberto too. Uh well, he was getting nailed.
We have some interesting things happening today. I'm very excited.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Good.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
I found an interesting list of slang terms over the
last ninety years or so, and it's interesting how many
of them stuck around.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Okay, okay, Okay, there we go.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Okay, I'm just telling you you'll be quite surprised. What
a year do you think the word nerd emerged?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't know. I was it true that doctor SEUs
invented it? Well could be I'd heard that rumor. I
don't know. If that's the case.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
It meant the same thing as it means today.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
I thought it was maybe seventies. Yeah, it goes way back.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
In any event, that's just one of the exciting things
happening today. Will help you with your vocabulary, Josh and
your honor. We have mascots in the news because you
used to be dressed in a mascot suit.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yes, and I wasn't just the costume. I embodied that
role very nuts.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, and we'll see if you agree. It's about how
they clean the mascot suits when they're in a hurry. Oh,
and what they use. It's quite surprising, huh. Also, we
live in a world of we're constantly hearing about AI,
artificial intelligence, and there are people who become quite attached

(05:53):
to their AI partners, if you will, And due to
a recent software switch, some of them have lost their boyfriends.
We'll find out about that. Also, Pat, you're back, Yes, sir,
Miss didn't get any songs last week you were gone.
So I found a couple of stories that they may

(06:15):
lend themselves to some musical treatment. Certainly for you motorcycle enthusiasts,
we have a guy being arrested riding a motorcycle. Wouldn't
be a usual except he had no clothes on.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh, that is unusual.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
I mean, first of all, just for safety reasons.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, exactly, there's.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
A reason you want. Yeah, yeah, you don't really hear
too much about groin area road rash.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Well I rode penis off. I mean it's gotta be
at that point, it's just an eraser. Good.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, we do have a little bit of sporting news.
Chick has the day off today sitting in at the
sports desk. It's mister jeff Osky. That's all right, so
we'll see what's happening with the real sport. Now, Jeffery,
you survived. I understand you spent the weekend as a
chaperone for how many young ladies?

Speaker 7 (07:03):
I think there was fourteen at one point. They came
and went throughout the weekend, average age, uh fifteen.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Who were they? They were my daughter Sacro swimming team.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
Roll up and I only have to go back up
this week to get all the rope out of the
intake of the jet ski and we'll be back to fact.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Fact and ran over it.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Well, we were doing tubing the other the older ones
over sixteen were taking the jet ski out.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah they weren't. Who did it? My girlfriend parking the
jet ski went over the rope and then hailed it into.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
How do you get it out?

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Well, it takes about two to three out. I have
to unbuild the jet ski and oh you will from underneath,
so I will have to float under the jet ski
while I removed the eight screws.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Right take the Wow, I didn't have time to blow
that stuff out of there. But not even they got
about she got about eight to ten feet up in there.
So yeah, it's gonna take a while.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Everyone's alive, everyone's safe, and everyone's happy other than me.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
So that's a win.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, that is a win. Yeah, eight to ten feet Wow.
I don't even think the statue of Blueberty could take that.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
What's crazy is all day long they run up and
down the stairs. We have a big water slide. They
kept running up. They're jumping off the dock. They're tubing.
Then at night for three hours, dance Dance, Revolution and
they and the family, Oh wow, they have a lot
of energy, a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
But they had a ball. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Oh, we did play a fun game where someone throws
out a word and the first person to come up
with that word in a song lyric and sing that
lyric or that stands uh wins and then they get
to pick a word. Oh so like one of the
girls said dirty, and then that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
But the girls came up with, uh, you see me
rolling hat and so you could tell like a big
generational because I thought the same thing. I started singing
a c D and the like I would go with
dirty work. Oh even better, Dan, They had no idea
what I was singing.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
They didn't know a DC.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
Really, fifteen year old girls. I was surprised they knew
the rolling dirty song.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah I'm.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, that came out before they were born. Yeah, and
they all knew it. They all started singing long.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
I only know it because of the weird l parody.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Yeah r oh yeah, yeah, it's very funny. The video
is great.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
How does the original go?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You see me rolling? I'm they hate no, yeah they
hat and yeah, patrol and trying to catch.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Me and riding dirty means you're you're carrying a weapon.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Or suspended license.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Yeah, anything that makes you illegal.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Suspended license is not necessarily what they were thinking about.
But yes, that's so.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
It would be like the time where I got a
new Let me get this straight. So the last time
I was is it riding dirty or rolling dirty riding.
So the last time I was writing dirty is when
I got my new license plate but didn't have a
screwdriver with me. So I drove to my house with
my license plate on the front seat and I didn't
pulled over popped. I could have been. I could have
been riding dirty.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
That's that's riding slightly smudgedly.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
That really doesn't doesn't entail writing writing dirty. So I
still can be the A C d C thing because
I was at the state fair twice this weekend.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Oh boy, and a lot of A C d C
mirrors for to win.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, here's a tip. If you're seventy five pounds overweight, ladies,
getting tattoos in your legs doesn't make any lighter. So
all I want to say were.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
You should not be allowed.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
I'm just saying, oh, get out there, well, fish, did
you win?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I'm going to go. I can tell me looking at fish.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Six oh how many are alive?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
And I set up.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
I set up a brand new ten gallon aquarium with
fresh spring water and a gizmo. The butt was a
pump thing and everything right. I had the water at
room temperature ready for the fish and we got back.
Three of them are already dead.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Well, first of all, you use spring water. I'm sure
the water they're using that the fair is an eon
or whatever the heck you.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Put in your tag, probably a nice well one.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Well, you can't use tap water because it's got its
soft water. So I just got those big bottles, those
big judge at the ground. In any event, so we
got three still living, but again from two years ago.
I still have one of those goldfish alive, but that's
in a separate tank. I don't want to kill it
by putting in the new ones.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
That's a good thing. Okay, did the kids have fun?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Only cost forty bucks to win six fish.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Being a dad's all about it was pretty cheap.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
The old guy that runs the old guy that runs
it's been running it for like forty years.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Is this really great?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Old man? This guy, he's killed more fish than I.

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Speaker 6 (14:07):
Yeah, I have to go on in two weeks. Oh,
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Speaker 5 (14:13):
Is it a destination wedding?

Speaker 6 (14:15):
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Speaker 5 (14:17):
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Speaker 1 (14:27):
Jim Rome takes on sports. Why because you're not playing
me with rapid fire takes you all went from.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
The Super Bowl straight to the toilet Bowl. He's not
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Speaker 5 (14:40):
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Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
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Speaker 3 (14:59):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show Live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silak Insurance
Company news desk. Hi, Bet Godwin's at the keyboard. Hey Josh,
jeff Oski across the way, Hey buddy, there's as Cosby. Hello,
I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom. Hey. Are you welcome?

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Lost in thought over here, I'm actually going through some mail. Oh,
we have, as usual, a lot going on. I forget
how it came up, but Pat, while you were gone,
the topic of men exposing themselves came up.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I did that one time.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Right, you're labeled for life? Is what happened.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
I wanted to take for somebody noticed.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I had to get real close in the car walking
on the highway. Dude.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Sorry, this is actually kind of a long letter, but
I think it's it's worth reading. This could be a
great great scene for a movie. This comes to us
from from Joe he Goes. I was in high school
in the eighties. I was working at a what is
now rare full service gas station. One night, a guy

(16:08):
about in his forties came in. I went to the
car window to get his credit card and he had
it casually flopped out of his pants.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
No. I took the.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Credit card, went over to the machine, not sure what
I had just seen. I brought the credit card back.
There was on display again. I handed a miss credit card,
went back in, washed my hand five times and tried
to put it out of my memory. I did the guy,
I go, hey, I thought this was full service. A

(16:40):
month later I went out in the first date, rang
the girls dell Rail. Her father answered and opened the door.
I recognized him. No, what even without the appendage showing
oh no. There was a three or four second pause.
Both of our Rusians went from where do I know

(17:02):
you too? Oh?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
My god? Did the guys say, hey, you're going to
show you your daughter. You're going to show my daughter yours.
You're seeing mine?

Speaker 6 (17:11):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
He said, I'll go get Helga all right, Well, thank you, Joe.
We appreciate the letter.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Helga. That's the story he went on a date with
a girl named Helga in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
That's a great name. Helga is the name of our maid,
Paula's sister.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
Helga was the name of my brother in law's mom.
I mean, that's an eighty year old lady's name. Maybe yeah,
year old witch.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
There's probably some incredibly hot Helga listening right now.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Not here, not here in the sauna.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
It could be a lovely name. Dear Bob and Tom show.
This comes to us from Lexington, Kentucky. Beautiful Lexington. I
was using the restroom in a classroom building. I was
sitting down. Oh I see, I was sitting down. If
you catch my drift. I noticed something in very small
print written about three quarters of the way down the

(18:07):
stall door. I leaned over to see what it said,
and it said, you are now defecating at a forty
five degree angle.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh that's funny, that's very good.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
It's my favorite graffiti ever.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Let's see now we.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Got some cottage cheese tips. Oh good, Christy, we know
you've not tried it. Pat, where are you on cottage?

Speaker 5 (18:31):
You do always have?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (18:33):
And my parent parents loved it growing up. My brothers
and sisters loved it.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I gotcha well. JD writes in that there are a
lot of things you can do with cottage cheese, salt
and pepper, of course, seasoned salt, crumbled up doritos and
cottage cheese. What are your thoughts on that? It kind
of sounds like it would work.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
What flavor of doritos give a little crunch?

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Why don't just take therea goes and use them like
a chip dip.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
That's something. Uh, you know I won't always.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Once again, I was at the state Fair. I found
out you can tattoo cottage cheez.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Thought. God, yes, women gave birth, there are children, right,
It's harder for women to lose weight than it is men.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Oh look there's there's snoopy flying through some cottage cheese. Okay, Well, well,
uh you missed something, uh Pat, uh when uh miss you? Misters?
According to this letter, this is from Cody, Cody writes

(19:43):
on Friday Show, Jeff Oskey told a story about Uh.
I believe it was his grandfather tinkling into a coffee
can and reciting a poem.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Well, no, yeah, that is actually Jeff. Why don't you
tell Pat exactly?

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Oh so when I used to go fishing when I
was young, you know, like fourth fifth grade with my grandfather,
we would go fishing in a rowboat. And if you
needed to pee out in the lake, you couldn't pee
directly into the lake because they would scare off the fish.
So he had an old empty Folger's can. You had
to pee in that and then slowly release it into
the lake. But while you were peeing. He would recite

(20:21):
this tinkle tinkle, little man, tinkle in the tinkle.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Can I love it? Yeah? And if you paid for
written all week, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
And if you paid four times that day, you were
gonna hear the poem four times that day. And uh so, Yeah,
somehow tinkle came up and I had a flashback to
this kind of pee in a can.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
And someone had used the word tinkle in a letter,
and I realized that I hadn't used it in us,
But that's what my mother always used, tinkle when I
was a little boy. Did you have do you have
to do? You have to tinkle? Now it's of course
the mole. It's got a little more vulgar in our
in our current parlance. I have to go take a leak.
It's about this. Yeah, yeah, right, an odd phrase. By

(21:06):
the way, take one because you really leave it. Obviously,
it'd be very weird if I mean, if you walked
in the hallway some guy walked out holding in jar
full of year and I went in there to take
a take a p I got three of them, very nice.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
But me and Josh were talking off air. We were
told a lot of things fishing when we were younger
that come to find out, it's kind of just be like, oh,
you can't talk, you'll scare the fish away. Is be like,
he just didn't want me to talk, but there was
no I wouldn't scare no fish away.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
My Grandpa's just wanted silence. You're exactly right.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, I mean you didn't want a lot of questions.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh yeah, no, you gotta scare the fish away. Yeah,
I gotta be quiet. What are you talking about? I
just saw that guy hit a boat with six guys screaming.
They were cranking the radio and they just pulled in
a four pound exactly exactly ze effect on the fish.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Maybe you can turn that poem into a song, Pat,
that was the other requests Cody, that is that is
a really nice That's that's kind of a sweet moment.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Probably couldn't make it into a movie though, because it's
kind of creepy.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Yeah, but I mean it sort of your own little Mayberry.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
May Yeah, that was a had your back to everybody?
Why you tinkled in the cannon? Yeah, very modest kind
of a.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Yeah, well, I mean there was there was it was
just on like a little pond there weren't it.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh, I got you know.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
We had an article about a whole bunch of them,
actually about female orgasm last week. I don't know what.
We had three or four of them in the same day.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Yeah, we did. They're worth studying, sure, everybody should.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
And the one that the one that I remember the
most was that in a certain study, the use of
certain forms of cannabis was actually helping certain women.

Speaker 9 (22:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Like forty three percent of the women said they had
an improved sexual experience or orgasm, which is amazing.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
This comes to us from James. He goes a long
time listener. I was visiting with my urologist. Uh, and
he asked me a few questions, and I said, sometimes
I will arrive in an intimate manner, but nothing comes out, okay,
a ghost load. Yes, yes, he stated, it's because of

(23:25):
a medication that I take, and then he.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
It's for hair. Probably, am I right?

Speaker 5 (23:31):
He doesn't say what it is. Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah? I think it's a hair medication.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
In any event, he said, well, at least you don't
have to clean up.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
So but his but he said, my girlfriend accuses me
of faking it.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah, no kidding.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
So that's an interesting dilemma. I was not aware of that. Pat,
there's so what what is this some kind of hair
regrowth medication? That's one of the symptoms, that's one of
the of the side efects.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Weird.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Did you ever take that?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
I did, and and I did? Okay, so well, you
know what happens. That medicine is so good that the
sperm or growing hair and they don't come out because
they're too busy looking at themselves in the mirror. Did
not work for me at all. That Yeah, I used
been oxidyal, too.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Thick and like the ball spot nothing nothing, okay, okay,
your hair looks nice now, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well it's white, so there's a less contrast.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
You know.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
I was in the hospital for the last five days.
I missed all of your shows last week. Yeah, I'm
looking I'm looking forward to Tom getting himself combobulated today.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Oh are you comboblulating?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
I don't know. Okay, I may be discombibulated.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
We'll see. Wish that person of speedy recovery.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Yes we do.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Okay, Grandma talk, I have one of those. U. I
heard some of your emails on Friday. One of my
grandmother's stunts came to mind. Whenever she passed gas, she
would rip aloud one and go, I have never farted,
I only poof. Yeah, yeah, no kidding, that sounds wet.

(25:07):
That's so, that's awful.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Anybody else gotten letters from?

Speaker 6 (25:11):
This is from Mary? I love the show, especially josh Hi.
She said her mom was really Mary.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Tell Mary to go to hell. Sorry.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
My mom was really into ceramics as a kid, and
they late seventies and early eighties. She had signs, you know,
all over the house, you know how it is, oh signs.
She had one that said, in the bathroom, we aimed
to please, you aimed to please. I was considered rather
cheeky back then, according to the mayor.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
I see more like cheesy.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Anybody ever have the aunt that had the boobs?

Speaker 8 (25:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:49):
No, the thing in the what's it called, like the
knitted cover on the toilet seats and you and you
would lift it up and it didn't stay up on
its own.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, exactly, So you.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Had to hold it. If you were saying, males had
to hold it in order to keep going, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, that makes sense. I haven't seen
them lately, have they gone into disfavor.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Probably maybe one of the reasons is that that exact
problem my mother's my grandmother's hers matched the toilet paper
sewed koozy that also had like a doll head.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Sure, my grandad that.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I thought we had the back tank toilet.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Yeah, you could probably had like the.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
Three set the toilet paper, the back and the lid
was just so.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Were these homemade or you could buy you can buy
the one on your toilet.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
And then you had the little rug that had the
cutout that, oh that didn't have any urine on it,
no trouble, that was sponge. As you know.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
One of the the only concessions I got while building
the house that I live in now is I do
have a jurnal in the men's room. Oh nice, kind
of an inside joke, but have you.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Ever used it?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah, it's very nice.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
What do you mean in the men's room?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
And what do you call You can't call it the
master bedroom anymore. What do you call it a slave
owner's bathroom? Okay, thank you? Primary the primary bathroom. There
is a regular toilet, and then there's a urinal in
your bedroom you have a urinal, no, and next there's
a I have a bedroom, and then right next to
it is a there's a bathroom.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
Obviously, Look, poor Kelly's sleeping and you're just taking a
pistol in the night.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Shut the door. What do you think I'm wielding? I mean,
I maybe wielding a fire hose. But the pressure is
not enough to wake her up?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
So what do you do? Just in bed?

Speaker 5 (27:46):
And then but finally, I guess something must have about
in the middle there's a Now there's a uh, there's
what is effectively a door mat underneath the urinal.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Okay, she loves there.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Making a mess.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
She put it there, she did.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, well you probably have. Is it weather Tech?

Speaker 5 (28:07):
That would be such a great because weather Tech has
those great TV commercials. Yeah, wouldn't that be a great one?
Though They show here's the phone holder, here's the thing
if cased you back up your car, and the bumper guard,
and here is the the pistray shows a guy setting
away from the ear his feet dripping in urine. New

(28:29):
from weather Tech.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Well they make a fine product, they really do.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Perfect.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
My seat protector in the back seat for the dogs
is awesome. Oh yeah, yeah, floor mats.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I need one of those, the seat protect It's awesome,
I trade my car in. I'm I'm going to keep
those weather tech and sell them to somebody who has
my make and model, right I would the dealership doesn't
get those.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
No, you still have your original? Yeah, yeah, I have
them too, replace them.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
I turned a car into uh, what's that place? Car
car Max?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Love that place.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
I turned a car and a couple of years ago,
and right after I drove away, I realized, Oh, I
left all the weather tech that I spent money. Yeah,
I should have taken that with me. Uh, particularly since
I had the exact same car at home. Gosh, never forget,
I'm an idiot. Coming up, we have some sporting news.

(29:24):
Christy Lee is over there with the Silac insurance news.
Does anything of interest over there?

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Yeah, we have AI boyfriends in the news. How would
you like to live longer? Walk faster? They say?

Speaker 5 (29:36):
The grim rapers right behind you.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
And there's nothing like a scorned woman. We'll talk about that.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Coming up. Oh, hell, hath no fury?

Speaker 5 (29:44):
They say, Oh, yeah, this is a I'm a little
hesitant to read this.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
Do you want to give anybody any ideas?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:50):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Why don't you're talking about?

Speaker 5 (29:54):
And the interesting thing about the story. Is she's hot?
Have you seen the mugshot? Not only is she good looking,
she's grinning ear to ear while they're taking the mud
on it.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Whatever it is, I blame Kerrie Underwood. She wrote that
song about key and a guy's truck. It's an all
help broke.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
This is even this is even worse again. I really
hesitate that, especially this. That's the air conditioning thing. But well,
we'll I just got my car keyed, No by a deer.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Did you see the deer this morning?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
There we have a herd at the radio station. Did
anybody I've heard of the radio?

Speaker 6 (30:33):
I did not see them this morning.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
That's something I h Josh, that's my favorite. That's a
chick classic, of course, I've heard of very funny. Now,
we've been talking about Silac annuities for quite some time
here in the Bob and Tom Show. We now have
the official Christy Lee Quiz. All right, I call it
the Christy Lee three.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Are you ready? Yep?

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Dear Christy, I want to browse and read about all
the Silac annuity choices from the Silac Insurance Company. What
is the Silac address for the Silac Insurance website?

Speaker 6 (31:03):
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Si l acis dot com. That's Si lac I s
dot com.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Here's something interesting for question two. I love the idea
of getting a twenty percent bonus by going from a
four oh one K to a Silac annuity. What's the
phone number for that?

Speaker 6 (31:23):
Just dial pound two fifty on your cell phone and
say bonus twenty at number again pound two fifty and
just say bonus twenty.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Last question, Christy Lee, would you be kind enough to
read the Silac disclaimer?

Speaker 6 (31:38):
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Speaker 5 (31:57):
It's all about having money when you retire, having it
coming to you on a regular basis. Get the details
from the Silac insurance company coming up once again, A
woman hath scorned like no fury something. Those words in
a different order might be meaningful. We are in the
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Speaker 10 (32:14):
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Speaker 3 (32:27):
Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show, Live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff
oscy Ace Cosby, Josh Arnold. That's me and Tom. We're
all here with bright shining faces. Jeff, it looks like
you got something to share with us.

Speaker 7 (32:45):
Oh, I have a letter. I don't know if I should.
Let's do it, dear lords and ladies. Oh, I have
a tomism here, which this is debatable. A while ago
you mentioned something about Birkin's stocks sandals, and later on
in the day I was going to look them up
and see what they look like. I couldn't remember the

(33:05):
word Birkenstock, so I typed into Google lesbian sandals okay,
and sure enough they popped up. Thanks for the laughs.
That's from Josh start. Thanks Josh.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Now, why is that is that a thing?

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Socks are definitely a thing, especially going into fall or
become like they've become very trendy, but.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Not just with lesbians, no, but very popular with you. Sure,
that's yeah, that's kind.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Of the old Is that a chicken or the egg thing?
I mean, if you're if you're a female, gay woman.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Is a poet?

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Wait a minute, if you're a if you're a lesbian, yes, yes.
Do you get the birkenstocks so people know?

Speaker 6 (33:45):
No, because I have like one, dude, I have like
four pairs of Birkenstock.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
You tease you.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Have to you're a lesbian. I think that makes you buy.
I'm pretty sure. Yeah. I forget her name. She's our
friend Jen, is it gi? Yeah? She was saying that
the latest in lesbian fashion. The big debate is hokahs
versus on stars really on cloud? Yes, thank you very much. Yes,

(34:13):
hocas versus on Cloud? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Which is the winner?

Speaker 3 (34:16):
I've got? She said, it's it's a it's an ongoing battle.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
I'm at I certainly like women. I guess I'm lesbian. Oh, well, clouds.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I love Jen.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
I hope she's very Let's see now, Oh, this is interesting.
Our town was hit with a major windstorm. We lost
three trees, one of them taking out the deck at
the back end of our house. This is Jim in Minnesota.
My wife and don't like to build things, so we
decided to rebuild the deck ourselves.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Well that's wood on wood crime, isn't it a retaken
out of I get it?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yeah, yeah, very good. No, no, that's fine comedy. We
were working on the deck and my wife asked if
I needed the electrical hose. I said, what are you
talking about? I find the realized she was referring to

(35:12):
the extension cord. Excellent, perfectly valid.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
I was so hoping that's what it was. I have
to call it that form, mela. That's perfect because you
can't always remember the words no.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
I mean, as you know, I've always often said I
can't think and talk at the same time, which is
eminently clear.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
You know, there are some things we wish we couldn't remember,
some of those being the lies that adults told us
when we were kids, and we then shared with others
or believed for far too long. Here's one of those cases,
Reese writes in I had a teacher tell us that
Cinco de Mayo is a date that remembers when a
Mexican ship carrying large amounts of mayonnaise sank into the ocean.

(35:54):
That's pretty funny. I believed the story for way too
long into my adult teacher did that.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
My favorite one was the one last week, Remember the
one last week? The uh, you're driving by the farms
and they have those huge rolls of hay, and the
kid was told that those are marshmallow farms, and they
picked them up and they take them to factories to
cut them into different sized marshmallows, and of course you

(36:25):
believe it for several years. Speaking of which and phrases,
my thirteen year old came up with one we've adopted
on a regular basis. She was tired one day from
staying up way too late, struggling to come up with words.
She couldn't think of the word for fork. She said, hey,
will you bring me one of the food hands. We
decided food hands is now applicable to both forks and spoons,

(36:49):
pointy food hands and scoopy food hands.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
You know, I hope to make enough money at some
point in my life to have food hands, no food hands.
This is a team of people who.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Stephanie writes, my six year old is especially fond of
using the term food hands.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
It's very sweet. Thank thank you. Thought you're got to
go with forks tape to your Hands or no, it
just sounds like somebody that would be that would work
at Dalton Abbey. Yeah, yes, the Food Hands.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Yes, yes, that movie is coming.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
Out, can't wait.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Oh there's another one.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Yeah yeah, the Dalton Abby What is it the.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Final final Dalton Abbey movie?

Speaker 10 (37:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Boats and uh yeah, Paul just Paul Giamatti's in it.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Oh right, one of yours. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Have you watched Dalton Abbey?

Speaker 10 (37:34):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I watched like the first four episodes what fifteen years ago.
I absolutely loved it, and then for some reason I
fell off and I I haven't been able to well,
I just need to take the time and watch it.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Yeah, you'd like it. Downton Abbey. The grand finale is
out September twelveth. We're getting close.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
And of course the main guy is also the main
guy in the Paddington movie.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Is Hugh Bonneville.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah, he's terrific in the Paddington movie. Saying in that
he's he's a very very fine actor.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
That's one of those shows that my lady watched and
I sat down, you know, I was scrolling my PHONEX
a second knew I was totally into it. I've seen
every episode. I've seen the other movie.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I love it. I'm a soccer for that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Yeah, it's really well done. I was kind of upset
when the one guy they had to get he had
to get written off the script. Yeah, which one one
of the guys. Yeah, so they had to they had
to add a fatal car accident so they could. Don't
you hate that? He's my favorite character like him? Yeah,
And then you read about it, you go, wait a minute,
they just changed the story because this actor couldn't show up.

(38:40):
This isn't real. You mean this whole thing is this
whole thing is a scam? How dare they?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
A fun farewell to the great British actor Terrence Stamp. Yes,
good everything he's done. Yeah, yeah, amazing him. Yeah, you'd
recognize him. He's just been in a ton of stuff. Okay,
The Priscilla, Queen of the Desert did you ever see that?
And the Limey is the one I really look him.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Up, which was General Zod in the Superman films.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
One is the Limey?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
It was a Yeah, he's like a British Uh, he's
kind of an ex crime guy and he's just trying
to live his life and years.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Is that the one where the giant boulder goes into
the swimming pool.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yes, oh god, or is that sexy beast he came out.
It came out around the same time, and I get him.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
You know him immediately when you see him. Oh yeah,
a really good looking guy.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Poor fella.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Well uh now coming up,
we have interesting news from the world of weddings, and
Christie Lee is on her weight.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Oh well, actually, I've already had my weddings. I'm done
handful of Are you sure? Yeah, I'm done, I've had
my share.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Do you I have a question for do you destroy?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
How do I wear? With this?

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Go ahead?

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Are you careful to get rid of clothing that there
may be a picture of you wearing with a previous husband?

Speaker 4 (40:12):
God?

Speaker 6 (40:13):
No, because it was so long ago when I was
divorced for sixteen years before I got married again.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
That's that question says a lot more about the asker.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Yeah, answering because the answer is yep, yeah, or is
the answer? I will now the answer because I don't
wear a tie. I had to wear a tie every
day in high school, so I don't particularly like wearing
ties anymore. So I don't have a lot of them.
So I just recently saw a picture of me from

(40:44):
quite a long time. Oh, I still have that tie.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
I was going to say, but she didn't say, you're
not going to wear that tie.

Speaker 8 (40:51):
Do you still have your wedding photos?

Speaker 5 (40:53):
I don't think so.

Speaker 9 (40:55):
I do.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
I kept the big book that you get. You know,
well you have to. Yeah, because I have daughters, I
thought they might want to see it.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Interesting left because the photo processing system they use on
those makes them highly flammable. Just saying for a friend, Jeff,
I'm gonna take this.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Let's go right. I have no comment.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Once again reporting for duty. We are in the Rally
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I want to share something.

Speaker 10 (41:24):
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Speaker 1 (41:28):
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Speaker 3 (41:33):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from the
O'Reilly Otto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance
Company news desk. And there's my other dear Pat Godwin. Yes, dear,
how are you? This fine? Terrific? Great to see you.
There's Jeff Hooker, Hi, Josh Ies, Jeff Osky across the
way as is as comsby. I'm Josh Arnold and Tom.

(41:55):
We've had a heck of a morning so far. Why
don't we continue it?

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Okay, happy to do that. We have been joined by
Miss Hooker Jess.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Good to see you.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Hi Tom, I'm looking good today.

Speaker 9 (42:08):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Use every day.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
It's a new adventure with your hair.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
It really is.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
I agree, I agree it is.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
It looks nice today.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
You don't have on the big glasses that I don't?

Speaker 9 (42:21):
Should I put them on?

Speaker 4 (42:22):
No?

Speaker 5 (42:22):
No, no, there's a certain look you sometimes go for,
the Scooby doo.

Speaker 9 (42:29):
The Velma look. Yes, Alma, Yeah, we get a lot
of that.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Just what's your eye situation? Are you glasses and contacts?
Are you la sick and the glasses are decorative?

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Or no?

Speaker 9 (42:38):
I'm just glasses? Okay, yeah, like right now now the time.
But I'm new to glasses, so I forget to wear
them a lot.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Am I fuzzy?

Speaker 8 (42:47):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Am I more handsome?

Speaker 9 (42:49):
You're always handsome?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Oh boy, Tom, did you notice what what she's wearing today?

Speaker 6 (42:55):
What?

Speaker 9 (42:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (42:58):
You got a white shirt but white overalls?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Painter?

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Yeah I love those Painters pants.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
You love the overalls too? Yes, yes, we know especially
you have a shirt on under it, so that ruins.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
That's a great look. The overalls and no shirt gene overalls. Yeah,
the white one did be fine.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Sure the painter pants right.

Speaker 9 (43:19):
Yeah, yeah, looks like a jinky fabric.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
You want to feel.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
You want to feel my diggy.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
This is taking a turn nuclear power. Okay, No, we
have one more story. We were talking about, uh uh
toilet seats and what is it? The the knitted did
your mom? People having a crochet toilet seat covered. If

(43:51):
you're a guy, you have to hold it with your
hand because.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Some of them are just fuzzy. You just buy them
like that match the carpet. You ever seen that.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
It's like a yeah, nice set.

Speaker 9 (44:01):
You remember the wood grain ones people, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
Remember the one.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Yeah. But but the padded toilet seats that was a
temperature thing.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
I know.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
But still they would they wouldn't be as cold as
the porcelain. But uh, that at least to the topic
of standing up, sitting down, putting the seat down, et cetera,
et cetera. It's universal, it's universal problem. Good morning, uh
fellow dented cans, writes John, Oh, yeah, I had an
aha moment this weekend Uh, mister, I found myself, uh,

(44:44):
sitting down to pee. I had to because I was
on a phone call with a friend. I had to go.
But they were in the middle of a pretty good story.
I didn't want to interrupt them, so sitting down was
a quiet option.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Okaya, the s when that happened? Are you.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
So they don't hear you?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
No, you just you can. It's cup one request.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
So if you could not do that in the green
room anymore, that would be greatly appreciated.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Take it to the toilet. Oh, whatever has better ball height.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Say, I'm trying to think of it.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
That's sick.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
In the green room, you'd have to get your kitchen.
You'd have to get in your tippy toes to get
up into that baby. Do you turn in the garbage
disposal in case there's any you know, chunks, chunks.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
Do you think people can tell when you're in the
bathroom and you answer the phone.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I think so.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
I think if you're not in the bathroom, then you
go win yeah, and all of a sudden, no, no,
I'm not in the bathroom. Then you hear the paper rolling,
and then you hear them.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
You can sort of.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Envision them crooking the phone and then then they get
up and it falls in the ground.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yeah. Remember I was in high school talking to this
girl I like, and all of a sudden I heard something.
I go with you, are you peeing? She goes yeah,
and I went, I'm I'm friend zoned. No girl pee
on the phone with the guy that she likes. I
don't know about that assumption, because it wasn't the other way.

(46:17):
It wasn't like what you hear.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it wasn't that you've been seeing each
other so long.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
It was a comfort built.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
It was I've got something around me.

Speaker 9 (46:27):
I have zero sexual thoughts about Do you use the
restroom in front of your significant other?

Speaker 8 (46:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Never, try not to. Yeah, well, we.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
Only have one bathroom, so if she's taking a shower,
sometimes I'll go in and pee.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I'm not doing number two.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
You don't flush while she's in the shower.

Speaker 7 (46:49):
No, Instead, I just had a full glass of cold
water and throw it over the throw it over the top.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
You need to you need to buy one of those.
Have you been do a concert lately and they have
those small trailers that are also portis. Oh yeah, like
high end.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Yeah that'd be sweet.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Yeah, they're sort of high end.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
You need to buy one of those.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Second No, no, you put it in the back.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
I bet you could get one used.

Speaker 9 (47:18):
I bet they cost the same as a second bathroom remond.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
I bet they bet they don't. I bet we can
get you in one of those for two k.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Okay, make it happen.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Then you left the plummet, so another four k.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
This is.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Plumbing. You just get a garbage can. You wouldn't it
be worth it having a second thing.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
You have to call somebody to come and clean it
out everything?

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Oh no, you're looking at the guy that will clean
it out.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, I know a guy. I know a guy named Ed. Okay,
very good.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
We are going to examine a couple of things in
the world of sports, I believe.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Are you prepared over there?

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Oh yeah, Josh, you're gonna love this. A little baseball news.
Arizona Diamondbacks reliever Jalen Beaks. Do you know Jalen had
an unexpected and literal surprise guest in the bottom of
the ninth in and in Denver, He lifted his leg
to deliver a fastball to Rockies batter Britain Doyle and
swallowed a fly right in mid delivery.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
A Lady Giants, a sacrifice fly beautiful, done that riding
your bike in a boat.

Speaker 7 (48:32):
Despite the bizarre mishap, Beaks stayed in the game, but
Doyle capitalized, launching a solo home run during the same
at bat. Even after an unexpected protein supplement, Beaks closed
out the game and secured an eight to two Diamondbacks win.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Over. But he's so he swallowed the fly and the
guy that he was throwing eventually got a home run
though off. Yeah, isn't that where you just go? I
think I might just go into accounting. You call it.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
When you see the fly mine.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
They know he swallowed to fly.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I mean they probably have it on video wow, or
he talked about it after the game. But I bet
you can see it could have been worse.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Could have been a bee.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Yes, that would have been horrible.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Do you ever take a like a coke and a
can and on a boat you're doing to take a
sip and there's a bee underneath it?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
I did that once once.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Then you walk around like just no, no, I'm fine, No, No,
let's just botox. That's fun.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Here's another one for Josh. How do mascots stay fresh?
In the summer heat.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Oh, sports mascots are using an unusual trick to deal
with odor inside the costumes an extreme summer heat, some
mascots spray down their suits with a mixture of vodka
and water. No, no kidding.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
The alcohol kills the odor causing bacteria and helps freshen
the fabric between wash means. Mascots say traditional cleaning methods
don't always work fast enough during the busy sports seasons,
the vodka spray has become a low cost quick fix
for keeping costumes wearable. Uh And experts confirm the method

(50:15):
is safe for fabrics and effective in neutralizing the smell.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
And you were a mascot, Yeah, we were lysol users,
So I was kind of curious about this, so I
did a little homework on it. This is actually an
old theater trick. Yeah, the vodka thing, they say, They
say pe costumes, people generally use the cheapest handle of
vodka you can.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Yeah, and my dask costumes always smelled like.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
And it says here, I don't know if this is true.
It says I'm not a seamstress, but it says this
works on delicate fabrics that cannot be washed on a
regular basis, and it says why it works. Alcohol kills odor,
causing bacteria and dries out quickly without staining.

Speaker 9 (51:01):
That's a homemade room refresher too. That they say you
can spray on your pillows and your couch and stuff that.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Yeah, you sat in my car and I got a
DUI last No, officer, I'm a theater person.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Officer and water.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
You have to have the right yeah, the right mix.

Speaker 9 (51:19):
It's not straight.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Yeah, I think I think one of the one of
the Santas I took my kids to last year was
using that technique. Yeah, I'm just saying, well, I.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Didn't know that. Do we know the ratio?

Speaker 6 (51:31):
I can look at that. That's easy to I'm sure
it's fifty to fifty.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Let's see. You know, here's the article, give me I
can probably find it. It's a long, long article.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
And Josh, would you smell of lysol when you got
out of the costume, Because what we tried to do
was spray spray it down with lysol. This was the head,
so you'd spray it the insight of it down with
lieso and then wipe the I saw out. Okay, but yeah, man,
there were times it was just brutal.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Was it?

Speaker 9 (51:58):
Was it like a soft material on the inside.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
No, it was more like a almost like a pin,
like a harder pinata. Is that healthy to be smelling
that the wood?

Speaker 5 (52:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
No, no, why is that why you're like this? Like
what ye now? And then you just go well ye yeah,
yea yeah. Yeah, here's a guy.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Wait a minute, lady. Because we generally use a fifty
to fifty mix of water to vodka, I've sprayed many
a too too working backstage.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
You can also add essential oils if you want some fragrance.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
This guy, this guy adds, Yeah, I got pulled over
by the cops. He said, you smell like alcohol. Get
out of the car. I got i ornatu too, and
said just take me to jail.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
I love this. It says you don't need to use
expensive vodka for this purpose either, A cheap basic brand
does just fine.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Yeah, leave me, I know that. This says the same thing.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Do they still have those stick ups?

Speaker 8 (52:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Well this? Did you just slap a couple of those
inside the maybe? Yeah yeah, Josh, you.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Had to wear the costume when you were doing fog
Horn leg Horn six Flags. Did they have some kind
of a fan that you would put in to dry
it out.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
No, oh, yes, we well we would set them in
front of standing fans. So but no, there was no
fan in the actual where you some mascots have that nude.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Yeah, what would you wear underneath that?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
That was a question like umbros shorts, yeah, socks and
uh a T shirt and a bandana.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
Keep the sweat from going into your eyes?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yes? Yeah, you and you if you were just dancing
I mean right, yeah, yeah, dancing and and miming. And
then one of the main reasons I didn't do it
nude is afterwards was the meet and greet where we
would talk about.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Child this story, this story is ending right there. I
did I assume there are rules but not speaking.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yes, yeah, exactly. And my dad would come, like, you know,
whenever my family would go to six Flags and then
come to see the show. My dad would be trying
to hold like a conversation and he'd be real close,
talking into the neck. So after this, we're gonna go
to uh the last schools and get a burger. So Dad,

(54:30):
I didn't care.

Speaker 11 (54:32):
I have a question.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Did they have.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Spies that would come watch the show? So to make
sure you weren't screwing around.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Yes, and we got in trouble. The we all almost
got fired because one show we decided to all switch characters,
and uh, I switched with tweety tweety bird, and so
tweety Bird the costume didn't fit at all, and I
towered over Foggor and we got reamed man because a

(55:04):
spy was in the arden.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
I knew a woman that looked older than she was.
She was under twenty one, and she was hired for
a brief period of time to go around the bars
at Disney World to see if she'd get carted or not.
Oh wow, yeah, so they had they have spies.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Yeah, yeah, they want.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
To know what you're doing out there? Coming up any more?
Sporting News don't have a world war.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Oh we have a delicious world record coming up.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Yeah, and I'm going to protest this world record. Did
you I saw the photograph. This thing is a scam.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
I however, it may lead to a song from one
of our guests, but.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
I was only got a couple of days. You know
that to me? Last week? He goes, Oh, and Josh
Ronald is joining us this morning. I was driving through town.
They want to take off a month.

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Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Welcome back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show coming to you, recorded from Sunday.
No we're live of course is Christy Lee, God, Jess Hooker,
Jeff Hoskin. That's right, it's Cosy. I'm Josh Arnold, and
there's Tom Tom. May I share a little more cottage

(58:10):
cheese advice from listeners.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
And we had Cottage cheese of all things, is in
the news because there's a shortage.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
It's all the rage right now.

Speaker 9 (58:21):
It's huge.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
And I was on the air whining because the only
brand that uh, someone I know might eat. I went
to three different stores. Shut up, sorry, no, that's the
one you don't want to bar so the something for me. Yeah,
there's two of the two of the main sources of

(58:42):
cottage cheese or they're out all the time.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Well, this is the letter, says Hi from Paul. Oh
no high from Pennsylvania.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Hi, pie, did you do that?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
I'm so collect scaring me?

Speaker 5 (58:58):
If it had been high for me, you see, it
would have been. This is high from Mo would have been.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
It's actually Jeff writing cottage cheese. Love it, eat it
every morning. He says. My favorite way is to add
some taste. Yeah, well this sad taste. I'll tell you
that minced onion barbecue sauce or Worcestershire sauce he says,
I know it doesn't necessarily sound good, but it is delicious. Christy,

(59:25):
you really need to try it.

Speaker 9 (59:26):
No, thanks, Christy, you're not gonna like it. It's like
it's it's essentially eating curdled milk.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Yeah, there's no way.

Speaker 9 (59:33):
No, that's not for you.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
I had never tried it until a few years ago,
and I really like it. I use I use it
like a dip for chips.

Speaker 6 (59:39):
Do you eat that?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Do you like it?

Speaker 9 (59:40):
I love cottage cottages in our house all the time.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Now, do you have a small curd, large curd?

Speaker 9 (59:48):
Large curd only?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (59:50):
It means the curds are bigger. Yeah, and afterwards, so
the curdled milk is even more.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yeah, it is good.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Hey, I know I used to hate it and then
it grew on me.

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
Now are you savory or sweet when you eat it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
I'm plain, plain.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
You don't add any nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Okay, no, peacha, but I want it very very cold.

Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
And not runny.

Speaker 9 (01:00:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
I prefer like like coleslaw.

Speaker 9 (01:00:16):
Who was it that was? Was someone talking here that
they used to add milk? If it's not the right
and consistency.

Speaker 8 (01:00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
One of my best friends used to add milk probably
still does to his chili.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Interesting, that's wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
What Yeah, wait a minute, I add milk to my
bowlonnaise sauce. So it's there is something Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I don't know why he did it. It infuriated me.

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
Yeah, I know that that's a good way if you've
added too much spice to tone it down.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
That makes sense.

Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
Yeah, but yeah, that's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Now, when you do lasagna, do you do the cottage
cheese instead of the verdon I like I do half
and half.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I do half a cotta half cottage.

Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Half and half cream in therena.

Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
It's very much. It's cost effective to go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
I can.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
I can turn this discussion into something disgusting. I was
trying to find this cottage cheese article and I landed
on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Something about us infections. Good for that, well, gees.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
This is from the University of Wisconsin, Madison. Greetings. A
woman there figured out a way to make yogurt from
her no uh, the culture of her vaginacion. This from
her quote, woman's secretions.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Woman's secretion, She goes.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
The collection method was a wooden spoon left overnight. The
magic of biology created a respectably sized bowl of yogurt.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
But how did it taste?

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Thank you for asking. It's sour amy, ting gleed of
the tongue. It went off with blueberries.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Oh my god, this is this is that's with anything
that covered up The taste ways kind of tingly to
the tongue.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Josh, I'm not sure. I'm just going to spec, like,
you know, how you made Greek yogurt?

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Maybe and a half.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Sorry, Oh, here's the actual article I was trying to find. Yeah,
Organic Valley cottage cheese is quote selling faster than we
can make it, says their marketing manager. Good Culture is
a brand also struggling to keep their product.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
On shows to try both of those, I like, and
I heard you.

Speaker 9 (01:02:39):
Guys talking about this the other day. You don't see
cottage cheese as a health food.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I thought that had been Remember like in the eighties,
there were certain foods that people were losing everybody bagel, Yeah,
those are diet foods like we but maybe they are
kind of But if you look.

Speaker 9 (01:02:56):
At the nutritional content of cottage cheese, like it's it's
really high and routine and it's medium carbs and low fat.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yeah, it's it's probably better than I thought it was.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
It's always been touted as a diet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Of food because the same people said that would be
like skim milk. So it's like, well, how are you
having the wholest milk?

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
This says the popularity is due to TikTok.

Speaker 9 (01:03:25):
Cheese bread.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
That's a big Now they kind of say, don't drink
skim milk. I guess they say, whatever you want.

Speaker 9 (01:03:30):
Whatever's good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Every and every other week we get the drink a
glass of wine a day thing. The one of the
one we haven't gotten lately is the importance of us
smoking cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I'm gonna start doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
This is this, This is incredibly obscure. I apologize right now.
But as you know, Pat and I flew to England
many years ago to go see the Cream Reunion.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Were lovers.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Yeah, great thing, But I break it up because there's
a there's a movie of that of that show. But
there's also a movie of way Back in the Day,
the original iteration of Cream. Same players, but you know,
back back in the day, And as I recall, the
commentator says, referring to Eric Clapton, he keeps slim by smoking.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
Every model the smokes. I'm not every but almost.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
It's like a diet tip. Sorry, he smoked at our
show in two thousand and five, Eric.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
Models All.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
He has since quit and he's out again. He's a
touring doing a A.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Doctor asked me recently, do you drink coffee as an
appetite suppressants? I go No, I drink coffee so I
have something to dunk my doughnut. I'm not using anything
as an appetite depressed.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Well, hello, if you're just joining us, this is a
Bombitton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Now, Pat,
you wanted me to bring back a story about what
is it?

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Paris?

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
We're gonna talk about lasagna?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
I have something for that, right you do?

Speaker 10 (01:05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Well those lasagna is a world record, isn't it?

Speaker 11 (01:05:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
It is?

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
And I object to the story.

Speaker 7 (01:05:14):
Oh I have a guess is to maybe why a
grocery store chain has broken the Guinness World Record for
the longest lasagna.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Okay, now what do you think this is going to
be the longest line of individual lasagnas? Is what I
think it's gonna be.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
If that's bs, yeah, I mean you could be one big.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
And it's whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Three thousand one served Stoffer's lasagnas.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
With the help of a team of chefs and event organizers,
Little's flagship store in Lisbon set out a line of
twelve hundred and fifteen individual ready to eat containers of
lasagna to claim the title augus.

Speaker 8 (01:05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
I rarely agree with you, but I'm gonna agree this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
You just have to use one of those quiznose ovens
where you want it.

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
Yeah, yeah, I just along the continuous one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
You see the picture and it's just a bunch of
lasagna trays sitting on a table. They probably had to
get every restaurant in town to read. Okay, it's you know,
six thirty everybody put in. But hey it's in Portugal,
probably pretty nice weather, right now, that's stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
And six degrees.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Oh there's a photograph of Yeah, it's it's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
I didn't even try. It's clearly individual lasagnas.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
That's look pretty taste.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah, they all look amazing, all perfectly golden. Lasagnia is
my favorite food. If you're like, every birthday, what do
you want? Laangna? Amazing?

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
I love I didn't know your birthday's coming on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Do you have to make your own lasagna when you
want it?

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
I did last My lady bought all the ingredients and
then she came down not feeling well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
So I've made my own loazga. But it was delicious.
I could never do that.

Speaker 9 (01:06:56):
You know you could No, No, we know you couldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
No way.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Yests makes a very nice song.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
I'm a Swanson's guy.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
Brand.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
They'll make a great lasagna. I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
You've got your You've got your guitar. Do you have
a Lasagna tribute?

Speaker 12 (01:07:13):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
The longest line of lazan. Yeah, I'm first in line
for lasagn.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
This a Mexican song. Yes, this isn't Portugal, and Lasagna
is Italian?

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Want me do the Italian guy?

Speaker 13 (01:07:30):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Yeah, okay me Luigi? I use all right. The other
guy was here, but he's a magical. This is this
is my fault. We had this stutch and I'm the
one who forgot not this is all.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
You know why I'm a so mess.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Up in the head. I'm a traveler with Jeanie Statue
Thorry and she's just oh, did.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
Genie Statutory do her math homework yet?

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Yes? She has Okay she is, but let's get to
the song.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Did you take up for school supplies?

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Of course she's a senior in college. Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:08:05):
Oh, the longest the line of Lazagna. Okay, I'm first
in LINEA for Lazagna. When we were young, it had cottage.

Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
She's never had the raccatta, then had the riccatta and
lost my mind. Tasa so fine, It tassa so fine.
It's so hard to do the Italian guy with a
Mexican song.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Because I'm hard to do the song. When Jess is
yawning right next to you, it is looking at her phone.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Move forward to try to get to the jokes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
He distracts me the whole time I'm singing jokes coming.

Speaker 9 (01:08:37):
That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Well you'll find that warrior.

Speaker 8 (01:08:42):
The longest line of Lazagnia. Jess Hooker makes great lazagna.
Jess Hooker is the chef of the show. In case
are you didn't know, Christy makes reservations, has long conversations.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
But we love her a soul.

Speaker 8 (01:09:03):
My good friend Gina Statue Torre can make a great
gatcha torre, and in the bedroom she can be a
little horrid.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Oh yeah, a.

Speaker 13 (01:09:15):
Lasagna even Swanson's Lasagna, the longest line of Lasagna.

Speaker 8 (01:09:22):
That whole song was a mess, like the way I
would make my Lazanne, but want too.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Very nice, Thank you very a little tribute to the
world record all my thoughts thought Lasagna, Thank you very much.
Coming up, we have Christy Leeb at the Silaik Insurance
news desk. What's going on over there?

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
We have a guy driving a motorcycle and his birthday suit,
a lady who gave birth to a baby she didn't
know she was gonna have, and then a woman who
was scorned. We've got to get to this story.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
Oh, now, you're a motorcycle enthusiast, miss Hooker. What is
the least amount of clothing that you've ever worn on
a motorcycle?

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
I've worn flip flops on a motorcycle.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
WHOA what now?

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Were you passenger or were you riding it?

Speaker 9 (01:10:01):
I was driving it, yes, naked? Yeah, No, it was
just it was just a quick trip down the street
and it wasn't naked. I had flip flops on. I
didn't have You're right, I had jeene shorts on and
a T shirt and flip flops. Yeah, it wasn't smart.

Speaker 11 (01:10:19):
But I did it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Okay, Well, this guy was completely naked and think of
the road rash. Yeah, what did you say was the
probable outcome was Josh, if he's driving a motorcycle and
they couldn't fall.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Oh, he was just gonna erase her his penis there we.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Go, that's the best job to get might as well
just skip the story. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
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Catch any part of the show you missed later today
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Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Hello what we are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
So live. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Christie Lee,
Pat Godwin, Yess Hooker, Jeff Osk A's Cosby. I'm Josh Ronold.
You know, I thought moving out of my parents' house
years ago, I was finally away from the bullying of

(01:11:10):
my older brother. Nope, that I can't hear. And Tom
is my new older brother. That's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
I think of you as my younger brother. I never
had a younger brother. Oh yeah, I had an older
sister and two older brothers, so I didn't get to
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
Get to bully anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
No, I do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Now, yeah, this is this is great. Now, Lately we've
been talking about songs that are probably considered to be unhip.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Just you know, there's there. Lately, everybody has a good
but everybody has a great song that everyone thinks.

Speaker 9 (01:11:46):
There you go, oh, okay, gotcha guilty blood and I'll switch.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
I'm sure you have a couple o.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Probably there are songs everyone thinks that that's a terrible
song and you just love it. Yeah. I mean these
hit songs, somebody loves them.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
Or back of the day, someone was supplying cocaine to
a program director. I give you, I give you the
Four Seasons. But the point is we all have our
guilty pleasure. You've been talking a lot about those, but
I was just thinking the same thing is also true
of a fast food Oh sure, because I will I think.
I think Josh is the one that agrees with me.
The chef boyar d Candlasagna, Nora, isn't it excuse me?

(01:12:24):
Of course, can't Ravioli. I'm a big fan of that.
I am too, And I'm sure by health standards is
probably not the greatest thing for you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Taste standards yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
I tried it because you guys were so high on it,
and I was like, yeah, you know, it was a.

Speaker 9 (01:12:38):
College meal for me. So there's a little nostalgia to
it that I do love.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Yeah, and I actually like the mouthfeel in the task.

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
I think it's good.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
But I mean we probably all have something that is.

Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
Oh there you go. Yeah, it really is the same
stuff in a different form.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
If I get your shirt that says I'm a Bifer girl,
will you wear it?

Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:12:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
All right. In the green room, we were just discussing
some snack foods and I was I saw that there's
a new flavor of funion out there, and I think
funion is one of those snacks that is sort of divisive.

Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
Isn't fun an onion ring?

Speaker 8 (01:13:14):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
This is now they call it steakhouse. Funion is the
flavor and on the bag is a picture of a
bloomin onion. So it's it's got probably got that seasoned
fried Oh I hope it has like a little package
of that ramelt. That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
But do you have any particularly trashy foods that you
really like? And I'm not trying to u sparag not
health foods.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
Food restaurant that most people would consider not exactly great.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Yeah, because I think not trash.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Almost every fast food restaurant, especially if you have kids,
you learn, okay, you know she's gonna For example, the
other day went to Jimmy John's and then the subway.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
What it's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
I know, But try telling that to a nine year old.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
I know, I argue those are very different. They are
very John's quality is way high.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Well but I mean basically they're all high.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
But but you're high pats here and there might be
a client.

Speaker 9 (01:14:18):
No, I mean I think, yeah, everybody has one.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
I get the same thing. For example, if I go
to McDonald's, it's always the same thing, fish sandwich, fries,
iced tea.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
What's with the half half piece of cheese on the
fish sandwich?

Speaker 9 (01:14:31):
And that's always crooked?

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Yeah, how come they don't give you a full piece?
I thought it was crooked on purpose? Why so that
the corners melt didn't match the corner of the fish.
So yeah, so that they kind of melt over.

Speaker 9 (01:14:41):
But mine's always like half off the sandwich complete.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Yeah, Well you try, you try working there for a while.
You're lucky they hit the bread. Nobody step up.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
I love going to White Castle.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
What's your order?

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
I always get three cheeseburgers.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
And no pickle. Okay, all right, so you get them
for the whole week. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
Oh I got ribbed on that this week because I
had a I have a chocolate chip cookie I made
last all week and I every day.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Are you going to eat if that wasn't a cookie cake,
you're the worst. That's the only way of chocolate cookie
should last all week.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
Yeah, I just take a bite.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
Is the McRib out at present?

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
No, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
That's good because that means that means the aliens won't
be coming. I love because you know, there's there's a
correlation between the arrival of UFOs and the McRib. Yeah,
they match because the aliens. Hey, look, if we're coming
down there, I want I want a couple of mcribs
before we take off.

Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
John Garrett a comedian. John Garrett has a great bit about, uh,
the McRib being the deadbeat dad of the fast food world.
Like it shows up once a year, You're supposed to
be all excited to see it, and then just when
you get used to it being there, it disappears again
for eleven months.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
What's your favorite fast My.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Guilty pleasure is long John Silvers.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
I get the coal swaw, I get the chicken and
the fish and the shrimps.

Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Oh, I do the whole ocean and the shrimp. Oh yeah,
I'm with you on that one. But just oh and
extra extra extra crunches and let's go.

Speaker 9 (01:16:28):
But those are grease strippings. Those I know, they call
them crunchies.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
They're fried fried right, it's just the batter, the loose.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
I went to the that was good, the fair of
the weekend. I did have a deep fried Oreo.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
That's a good movie. It went at the fair.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
They were delightful, they were hot. My son Sam say,
look that I got some deep freader a little all
day yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
I find that fishing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Then.

Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
I you never eat fast food, though, right, very rarely,
but I I did.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
I did have a milkshake, the right thing.

Speaker 9 (01:17:11):
I hope you had corne.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
You had beef tips. Those are the best at the fair.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
None of the beef tips.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
I can't eat the beef tips while staring at the
cattle barn.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
I can.

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
I do it as a sign of dominance, Yeah, I
just go over and eat it right in the cow's face.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
I was dating a vegetarian. It was really hard to
get her to try any meat, so we would play
just the beef tips. Just she'st.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
You asked me about this. I don't know if you're
ready or not, but you asked me in the hallway.
Did I have the story about the talking parrot? I
found it. If you're ready, authorities ready, but I'll still
do it. Authorities help bring down a major drug operation
courtesy of a talking parrot. This is from the BBC
in London.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
The bird was discovered when police raided homes in a
place called Blackpool. Officer seized large amounts of heroin and cocaine.
They arrested a guy named Adam Garnett. They say he
was the ringleader and ran the gang from inside prison.
They searched a cell on covered phones with video showing
kilos of drugs and footage of his girlfriend's pet parrot

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named Mango.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Doesn't Blackpool sound like a movie? Starring Kat Williams? In
nineteen ninety nine from the makers of who was that one?
About the airplane? Soliplane, It's Blackpool.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
The video shows the woman teaching the bird to say
various drug related phrases. That's funny, smart move. No, yeah,
do you have a song about this?

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Yeah, I'll find out me.

Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
Bloody parrot was talking behind me back. I taught it
Polly was a cracker, But I said, Polly selling crap.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Joe for twenty five. It's squawked.

Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
What a copycat repeated everything I said. Turns out me
parrot is a rat. The corks in the attic, the
keys under the mat, and the safe me parrot is
a rat.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Now I'm doing five to ten.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
What do you think of that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
They threw me in jail because the parrot is a rat.
The parrot is a rat.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Hey much al, say hello to my little friend.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Has there ever been a parrot on a witness stand? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
No way that if that hasn't been done in a movie,
I don't know what raise your right wing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
He's right there, Ed, I watched the Sacks.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
I'm not done yet. You always finished for a crack
rock as good as your brother.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Christy Lee. You want to give us teaser? What's coming
up in the news?

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
What is coming up in the news. Let's see, we
have a hologram police patrol. Think about that. We have
a woman who gets revenge in a really fun way,
and we have crack cocaine. Another crack cocaine story. Where
is it the story?

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
I thought maybe Jess brought into something new for us
to try.

Speaker 9 (01:20:21):
Breakfast of Champions.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Your lasagna is mighty good though, Yes, thanks.

Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
I made one last week.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Really did? Would nice? Would enjoyed it?

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
Josh?

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Did you eat it all? None? How much did you
get there? Pat I got none?

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Jeffrey, zip I guess. I guess we don't get to
eat fun very much.

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
She has a family.

Speaker 9 (01:20:45):
It was my son's birthday, so he requested a lasagna.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
He could have made too. He's got a good taste.

Speaker 9 (01:20:50):
It does.

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
Oh well, thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (01:20:52):
It did have the rakata.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Well, your kids get in the way of a lot
of our.

Speaker 9 (01:20:57):
They really do. It's like I like them more.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
Well, how old are they? That'll change coming up? If
you have an AI boyfriend? Well, they did a software
thing and uh oh, it looks like Billy's gone. We'll
find out how this affects various various morons out there.
These are the Oriley Auto Parts Studios. This is the

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Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. This is
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We're live in it. Christy
Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin's
got a guitar, a keyboard and a melonica. This morning,
I have a one baraka, so I can't share what
happened to the other one. I saw the poster at

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the airport.

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
There's just hijo.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Jeff ask is at the sparks desk. What's up, man?
There's a Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold uh son of Larry,
and there is all right, wait, don't you wish we
did that? Still?

Speaker 9 (01:22:12):
That's fine, son of Larry.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
What's your dad's name?

Speaker 9 (01:22:15):
Sam?

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
So you go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
Actually that's I just lie.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Don't say you wouldn't say son of saying.

Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
My father's legal name on his birth certificate is Sammy
s A M M y Sammy. Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
They didn't want him to ever be a Sam or
Samuel Sammy, so.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
You would be I'm Christie Lee, daughter of Sammy. Yes,
they would.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
Like.

Speaker 9 (01:22:41):
My grandpa was Benny for some reason. That's how it was. Yeah,
my grandpa name.

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
My grandpa's first name is Lowell. I love that name.
You never hear that anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
But Benny's real name is Travis. We know that. Travis obscure.
It's not a nice Tony Baker reference.

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
My oldest boys we call Benny. I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
It's a joke, that makes no sense. That it's perfect,
It's amazing. We have Christilie at the Silac Insurance news desk.
What have you got over there?

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
Kentucky Woman Kentucky you can Swing is in custody after
causing over twelve thousand dollars worth of damage to her
ex's car. According to the criminal complaint, the woman, a
Miss Stephanie carl Quist, poured salt into the car's engine.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Is that bad?

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
Yeah, I don't mess things up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
It's a sugar in the gas tank. That's whatever you
pour in there, it's gonna mess it up.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
This is the best part glitter in the ac event.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Oh, he better have been cheating with a stripper.

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
The thirty one year old also allegedly slashed a tire,
cracked the windshield as well as the rear view mirror,
and shattered the car's radio screen.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
Now before you go on, here, there's a mugshot of
this sleep. Do you have a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Oh man, Now she's.

Speaker 9 (01:24:00):
Big old boobies.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
I was, I was gonna let you say that. And
she's she is grinning ear to ear. It's as if
she's been photographed on her wedding day. She's so happy.
She's very attractive, and she also has, as you pointed out,
enormous Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Sure, yeah, sure, that's right.

Speaker 6 (01:24:22):
Five.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
No, yeah, she's five face whatever. You were looking at
the numbers next to her head to see how tall
she was.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Yes, I guess it looks maybe you've looked at more
of those than we have. I didn't even know there
were numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
I didn't know she had a head the car.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
Look, but look how happy she is. Okay, she's destroyed
this guy's car.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
She did a carry underwood.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
That's when I said, when I said this guy's car,
I was wrong. Keep reading.

Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
The car belonged to the victim's mother and was totald,
with the estimated cost of damages adding up to twelve
thousand four hundred and six four kind of makes sense.
The woman was charged with felony criminal mischief.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
As in, every woman at one point gone, what did
your mother do to make you that way? And you
kind of want to punish her.

Speaker 9 (01:25:12):
It's not a road I'm willing to go down.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
But I assume that that glitteral be coming out of
that car every time you turned in the ac years
to come.

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
Oh yeah, that's why it's total Yeah, so funny.

Speaker 9 (01:25:23):
Yeah, this is all your mother's fault.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
I think you've got to give the ladies some credit.
She's she's pretty, uh the aforementioned large breasts, and she
if she really wanted to get the guy, she could
have cut the brake line. She didn't. She didn't just
ruin the car. She didn't kill him.

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
You guys are missing, and I don't believe that he
was probably driving his mother's car because he's a loser anything.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
No, yeah, there's a good chance of that. Do we
have any idea what he did?

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
She may have not known it was the mom's car.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Actually did the story at all? Say what? No mind?

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Doesn't the mugshot though, just shout worth it?

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
Yeah, boy, Jeff, If anybody is with me on this,
it's you. I see crazy when I look at it.
That's crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:26:10):
Be a little crazy button my brain. I'm going all
of the officers there are flirting with her and having
a great time, and that's why she's smiling.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you look.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
At her and say crazy. She's got beautiful, long, dark hair. No, see,
you don't see the eyes man, heavy heavy, heavy dark
I makeup and that big grin. Now, pat, you say
you see crazy because typically you're you're you're crazy? Uh uh,
what's the word I'm looking for? Raseometer typically doesn't fire

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real quickly if true, Yeah, it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Does take three months to show up sometimes. Yeah. But
jad you're saying one, look at her, you go nuts
kind of? Yeah, yeah, she's bordered. I also agree. I
we talked to her immediately, you know what I mean,
because I'm an idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
But I still think the glitter is like a message
like that she caught him cheating with a stripper.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Yeah. Oh you like glitter so much, well enjoy it
for the rest of your life, right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Oh, hang on a second, it's real dead fish a
Christmas car with glitter on it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
What do you hate me?

Speaker 8 (01:27:25):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Kidding.

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
I made the mistake once of giving my girls those
popper things for New Year's Eve. Oh yeah, and you
pull them and they shoot glitter all over. And we
were at a rental condo and my sister and I
spent hours with a vacuum cleaner. To this day, that place,
I'm sure is still full of glitter.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
In my old neighborhood.

Speaker 7 (01:27:50):
One day I heard this was like eight nine o'clock
at night, and I hear woman screaming, and I come
out and she has like an aluminum baseball bat and
she is just going to town on her man's car,
just smashing every window.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
The oh, you'll never cheat on me again without it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
Just and I sat there and watched her for a
good twenty minutes, just destroy this man's car, just cheering.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Her one, don't take that from him. Everyone's out just
enjoying it, like, oh did she get the glass?

Speaker 11 (01:28:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Every window, front window, both sides, the back, the headlights,
the hood, the doors, the trunk. She went to town
on this car. And I've just mad loved it either.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:28:36):
Yeah, I can't imagine being mad, as.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
You love cars so much you would on him.

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
Yeah, a car okay, so yeah, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (01:28:50):
The car with his mom, so mom had to go side.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
Do you get mad or you pretty low key when
you get an argument?

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
Very low key? I don't really get mad.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
What that's like?

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
Are you low key when you get mad?

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
Don't you ask the arresting officer.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
With a woman? I am very low key. The men
I tend to be a little more aggressed.

Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
I believe that we look for is foolhardy? Could we
get back to the news desk The Silac Insurance newsdesk
with Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (01:29:20):
A group of women who have so called AI boyfriends
are now mourning their lost love following jat GPT's recent upgrade.
They claim the newer artificial intelligence chatbots have become less warm,
less romantic, and more quote unquote robotic.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Maybe they're just not that into you. Yeah, what do
you weary?

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
Several users describe the experience as similar to losing a
real partner. Experts warned that people can form deep emotional
bonds with artificial companions even if they know it's software.
One user wrote, GPT is gone and I feel the
loss of my soulmate.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Let's just eat some more. You'll be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
No, I would say that you're being unfairly judgmental. But
there's a.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Much Maybe they should build into the software thing recommending, Hey,
you need more French fries dipped in cheese, you'll feel better.
So is it possible that the AI boyfriend is seeing
some other android.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Left her for Siri?

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
Maybe they made it more robotic on purpose so people
wouldn't form these relationships.

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
I did, apparently I read another article about the same thing.
I guess whoever the guy is that runs jat ept.
What's his name, Sam Altman? Anyway, I believe he said
that they're gonna bring back the old one, and I
don't know if that means.

Speaker 9 (01:30:55):
If you have a I don't know the difference.

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
Yeah, if if you can get the old one to
come right back or.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Not, I don't This is the classic move if you
aren't into a girl anymore, you start acting a little
more cold and distance so that she breaks up with you.

Speaker 9 (01:31:10):
Right that you're boring.

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
No, this is about ladies with an AI boyfriend. I'm
sure that this goes across the spectrum in personal relationships.
I mean, so they're obviously guys that have an AI girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:31:33):
I think a lot of guys have AI girlfriends that
they don't realize our AI girlfriends on Instagram. Yeah yeah, Oh,
she only needs another three hundred dollars and to pay
her flight bill this week.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Okay, I'm sending your three grand to fly here. Man.
What a bomber dude?

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Oh, don't never underestimate the dangers of onliness added with technology. Yeah,
that's a.

Speaker 9 (01:32:05):
Scary combination.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
And it's been around for effort in a way. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
Wow, Well, good luck out there. Yes, maybe you know what.
Good luck out the baby? Baby find a human being.
I don't know, the old fashioned it's hard, it's tough.
It is now, Christy, what do you got coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
Over there?

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
Coming up? A startup is now selling strangers invitations to weddings.
So if you don't have enough people, hey your wedding
and you want to pay for it? Would you pay
to go to some stranger's wedding?

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
Just the opposite? Yeah, I'd pay to get out of
my friends.

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
Yeah yeah right? Can I pay two hundred bucks and
not go? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
And what else have you got?

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
Coming up, we have a guy riding his motorcycle and
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Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Welcome back to the bobbin Tom Show. Live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker,
Jeff oosc has cost me Josh all that night of
the Tom. We said an incident in the hallway load.

Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
I know Kleatus and Homer are.

Speaker 8 (01:34:42):
True.

Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
The inching down the hallway. The airlight is on.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
You're doing show prep.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
No, you were talking about phishing again.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Well, we have a fish pick coming out. What's funnier
travel or yeah, lower.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
You know this is weird. We were talking about that
the case in which the parrot was involved in a
drug bust. So we were asking I think Josh might
have has a parrot ever been on the stand? Yes, okay,
here we go. This is a season four, episode four
of Perry Mason. No this aired.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
Black and white.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
No no, no, this aired in nineteen sixty man The
Case of the Perjured Parrot.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
You know some I'm saying this is when Perry Mason
jumped the show parent.

Speaker 5 (01:35:40):
It says Perry Mason desired to defend a man accused
of murdering a wealthy recluse name Jefferson t Keane. A
twist comes when a pet parrot is discovered at the
crime scene and the bird keeps squawking. Drop the gun mark,
Drop the gun mark.

Speaker 6 (01:35:57):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
I love everything about God. I think this mark.

Speaker 5 (01:36:03):
But I'm not going to tell you what happens. If
you want to dig this up.

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
Oh Wowfanger, Wait, you'll spoil a movie from last week.
But you're going to spoil.

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
One episode.

Speaker 5 (01:36:17):
Uh that there have to be more of these, but anyways,
you that's that exists, so well, thank you very much.
Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk, and
what have you got over there? Of interest?

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
A Paris based startup is letting couples sell tickets to
their weddings. The app, called inviten i n V I
t I n allows newlyweds to be to open their
big day to paying strangers. The founders say it's a
way to help couples offset rising wedding costs and let
outsiders sharing the celebrations.

Speaker 5 (01:36:52):
Such a terrible idea, Critics argue.

Speaker 6 (01:36:54):
That it cheapens the meaning of a wedding. Others see
it as a new form of social experience. Well, y'all
know the bridesmaids are hot and ready to party. So
there you go, you strangers hitting on your bridesmaids. The
company says couples keep full control over how many spots
they sell into which events.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
I don't know. I wonder how much it is.

Speaker 6 (01:37:14):
I'll tell you, thank you for asking.

Speaker 11 (01:37:16):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
Tickets typically average, Josh between one hundred and sixteen and
one hundred and seventy five dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
I'd pay one hundred and sixteen bucks to ruin.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
A wedding, though they can't be higher depending on the venue.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Josh, just let you know, you can just ruin one
for free. Just walk in. Let's just run out.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
Well, there are rules strangers who pay to attend a
wedding must sign up sign on for strict rules that
include dressing appropriately, arriving on time, drinking with moderation, and
not publishing or sharing photos without authorization. The wedding couple
are not obligated to meet the paying guests and chat

(01:38:00):
with them either.

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
And here, for like an extra hundred bucks, the groom
will tell you which one of the bridesmaids is the
most emotionally vulnerable and easiest to bank.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
So what's the point? Why would you go to a wedding?

Speaker 7 (01:38:13):
Can you imagine the husband of the wife that came
up with this having Yeah, that's a great idea, honey,
Oh yeah, whatever, whatever, waste your time so I can
go golf.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
Yeah, go start the wedding. I'm i getting myself in.
Oh my goodness, what.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
A horrible Do we get to do the macarena? I
want to go if we can do the Macarenaighty.

Speaker 6 (01:38:37):
You be wedding? Where they where the bride suggests attire
for her guests.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Yes, no, I've only heard tell of them and it
makes me sick.

Speaker 9 (01:38:47):
Yeah, there's I've been to one where there was a
color requirement.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Only white people. Yeah, lives.

Speaker 9 (01:38:59):
Yeah, it's just like shades of blue because the colors
were blue.

Speaker 6 (01:39:03):
Okay, you couldn't wear shades of blue.

Speaker 9 (01:39:05):
No, you could. They wanted everyone to be in shades
of blue for the pictures. Everything. You had one where
it was do not wear yep, what? Oh, okay, yep, clues,
not wear naked, do not wear what? Do not wear black?

Speaker 6 (01:39:20):
And do not wear light blue because that is the
color of the bridesmaid's dresses and she doesn't want anybody
to look like a breath.

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
How do you spell no?

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
RSVP? Okay, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:39:34):
So this is just to raise money for the wedding, obviously.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
Well obviously, but it seems like a horrible I can't
imagine people are signing up to do this.

Speaker 5 (01:39:41):
What.

Speaker 9 (01:39:42):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
If I were twenty five bucks, you're essentially oh okay,
that's fine for some pasta and chicken and all you
can drink.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
Yeah, twenty five bucks sixteen Yeah, I probably restrict their
mic time. Also, I've I've been in a phishient at
a wedding or two, and uh. My rule of thumb
when it comes to guidance for the bride and groom
is don't let anybody be on microphon more than two
minutes and really don't give it to more than maybe

(01:40:12):
two people, maybe the best man, maybe the maid of honor,
but the father. Yeah, things can go very very south.

Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
Yeah. Didn't you take pictures of yourself at somebody's wedding?
What at the reception?

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
Yeah? I thought you had a there's an incident.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
Oh that was an instant. Yes, we that was Chick
and I. That's a very very unfortunate story.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
I don't think it was Chicken.

Speaker 8 (01:40:35):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
I think it was Chick's wedding. Why you didn't have
a partner in crime?

Speaker 5 (01:40:44):
That was false. I don't remember what happened, and I
want to I want to try something out on on
the ladies here. Oh boy, uh well, no, this is
this is interesting. This is I always interested in slang
terms on this very early in the show we go.
How old some of these terms are? You're gonna like this, Pat,

(01:41:07):
calm down.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I'm just I'm just nervous. Well, he's gonna use the
word guinny.

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
That would be one of them.

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
Okay, that's a that's a separate list.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
Oh okay.

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
My pejorative terms for people of various ethnicities, The term
gold digger goes back to nineteen twenty six, which I
think it's kind of interesting. How about the it girl.
Have you heard that phrase?

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
Oh, I go back to like Mary pick.

Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
For yeah You're close nineteen twenty seven. Yeah, boy, the
phrase all that's bolooney sure, way back nineteen twenty eight.
Here's what some of these used to you. Ever use
the word snazzy?

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
My mom used it a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
my mom. That's one of my mom's favorite. Thirty one.

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
Does he even mean like you're dressed up looking pretty snazzy?

Speaker 10 (01:42:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:42:08):
This one I didn't realize. Nineteen thirty two is the
first use of the term burp.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
Nineteen thirty two.

Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
Burp the baby. The sound of belching is a burp?

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
You think that's on a monopo? Yeah, gotta be.

Speaker 6 (01:42:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:42:21):
When someone would burp, would you guys ever call it
and put your thumb on your forehead?

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
I was aware of people who did that, idiots that
would do that. Now I've never heard this one. What
do you think this means?

Speaker 5 (01:42:35):
I think it's kind of obvious. But gunky?

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
Oh sure, kind of gummed up like your engine can
be gunky? Yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
Means messy or gross. Yea, sure, unpleasant, that's that's fallen
into disfavor. The term to bad mouth somebody comes to
us from nineteen thirty nine. The term a dream boat.
Oh he's a dream boat, right, Christine.

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
That's old school.

Speaker 5 (01:42:57):
Yeah, yeah, nineteen forty one.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Was that back when everyone wanted a nice boat, Like
I had a compliment. I don't know a boat get
in there? Yeah, because badmouth refers to just talking poorly.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
Yeah, okay, you're bad. I don't think somebody like a
toothy beage. In nineteen forty nine, we debuted the term.
We debuted the term jet set.

Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
You rarely hear that.

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
What year nineteen forty nine? Oh, they're in the jet set? Yeah,
travel Yeah, that's frequent travelers.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
Yeah, you never hear that jet said.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Now, this is the one that surprised me more than
any of them. The term nerd, this says, comes from
nineteen fifty one.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
I had always heard that doctor Seuss invented it, but
I again, I could totally that could be an apocryphal.

Speaker 9 (01:43:50):
I thought it was an acronym.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
Oh really, yeah, for what I don't with a band,
isn't there any idea?

Speaker 5 (01:43:57):
Maybe that's what I'm thinking Forarrell.

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
Oh okay, I don't know. I'm trying to find out.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Uh now, I don't know if this is when Doctor
Seuss was doing his weird.

Speaker 6 (01:44:11):
Who porn.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Yeah, I've ever seen the erotic art of Yeah, of
Theodor Gisel.

Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
Yeah, wasn't that like on a wall at Cornell or something?

Speaker 3 (01:44:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:44:22):
But yeah, this says the first time. The word appeared
in nineteen fifty in the Doctor Seuss book If I
Ran the Zoo, a child narrator less all the exotic
animals he would like, including the creature called a.

Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
Nerd if I I think that book is hard to
find out. I think it's been canceled. Yeah, I think
that's one of the canceled ones.

Speaker 6 (01:44:41):
Oh yeah, he had that book.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
But zoo.

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
It appears alongside the term square or a drip. Yeah,
oh no, you don't hear that anymore. No, he's real square.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
What a drip?

Speaker 9 (01:44:53):
Oh see that's opposite. Now, Like if a guy's got drip,
that means he's got style, he's got class, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
He's got aura.

Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
Does that mean it makes the ladies drip? No, he's
dripping in like gold diamonds. I was pulling at Josh
and taking it right to the groin.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
This this one.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
I'm really surprised nineteen fifty three. The first use of
the term hippie in fifty three. Yeah, I thought that
was strictly a late sixties thing.

Speaker 9 (01:45:28):
So hippie came before hipster.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
Who knows hipster was?

Speaker 3 (01:45:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
Hipster to me is kind of jazz.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
If these, I would have thought hippie came from hipster.

Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
But that's ask in nineteen fifty four of the term boonies,
referring to a remote rural area far from growing up.

Speaker 6 (01:45:51):
We did it all the time in the boonies.

Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
Yeah, id.

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
If someone was showing off in nineteen fifty nine, they'd
be referred to as a hot dog.

Speaker 6 (01:46:03):
Yeah, I heard that, my hot dog.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
I love hot dog quite acting like a hot dog.

Speaker 5 (01:46:10):
Some of these really are dated. Dollsville nineteen sixty. That's
that's very Dobe Gillis Maynor g Krebs. He's Dollsville man.

Speaker 6 (01:46:20):
Hampster, by the way, came first in the forties.

Speaker 5 (01:46:23):
Yeah, okay, okay, And then why hip because there was
also Hepcat.

Speaker 3 (01:46:30):
I like cat, I do too. Why did that go away?

Speaker 6 (01:46:33):
They were seen as being hip or hap, meaning they
were cool, sophisticated and up to date. In the forties,
hipster just.

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
A bro brah yeah thing.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
This says, uh Bruski didn't become popular until seventy seven.

Speaker 9 (01:46:48):
I still love that, I love, I love I'm bringing
him back brusk.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
Before of course, Yeah, but I just don't. I thought
for one year you're heard.

Speaker 9 (01:47:02):
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
If you're sitting at a bar Jesser Christine, a guy
comes up and says, hey, how are you? Then he
looked at the bars and they give me a bruiskie.

Speaker 9 (01:47:10):
I'm sleeping with him immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:47:15):
In nineteen eighty six, the term stud muffin apparently emerged
for a very attractive is that still in use?

Speaker 9 (01:47:22):
I don't know, no stud?

Speaker 5 (01:47:25):
And then the term F bomb referencing the famous F word,
didn't emerge until nineteen eighty eight. He dropped an F bomb.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
That's earlier than I would have guessed. Late nineties out
to big time.

Speaker 10 (01:47:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
How about the use of not.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
I'm gonna say eighty two, Wayne.

Speaker 9 (01:47:45):
World?

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
Yeah, they say they say ninety two, a sarcastic way
to negate the previous statement.

Speaker 3 (01:47:51):
I will argue that that was well before. I'm certain
we were saying in the eighties, uh.

Speaker 5 (01:47:57):
Jiggy to dance or have fun with style ninety seven?

Speaker 9 (01:48:01):
Yeah, it Will Smith's song and.

Speaker 5 (01:48:07):
Was up of course Budweiser ad.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Yeah, but they didn't invent that people were saying. They weren't.
They weren't saying it in that style, but a was up.

Speaker 5 (01:48:16):
Yeah, it's just a casual greeting popularized by the Budweiser ad.
And lastly, this is a complicated a shizzle. Is that
all Snoop Dogg?

Speaker 9 (01:48:29):
Yeah, as far as I know, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:48:32):
This this credits at the Snoop Dogg in two thousand
and five. I just think it's fun. Some of these
are still cool. I mean that's that's the one that
I think really sticks. Cool still is And.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
What year was that?

Speaker 5 (01:48:48):
Uh this is fifty five. I think it's earlier than that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
Yeah, well you would know, Oh yeah, sure.

Speaker 9 (01:48:55):
Is there a correlation between cool cigarettes and the term cool?

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
I don't think so. Oh do with men fall feeling?

Speaker 5 (01:49:04):
Yeah, yeah, although it's obviously spelled with a K.

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
Which is uncool if you ask me, misspelling is never cool.

Speaker 6 (01:49:17):
Oh yeah, not to a wordsmith like him, That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
That seems there's that seems to be a whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Do you have a word of the day for us today? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:49:25):
I do?

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:49:29):
Mine is welter?

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
Welter?

Speaker 6 (01:49:31):
Yeah, I just saw it. Actually, it's funny you say that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
That means like anal fission? What do you ever get
a welter on your ass?

Speaker 6 (01:49:41):
You know what you're not? It's a verb or a
noun or a verb. As a noun, it's a confused
mass or jumble state of turmoil. As a verb, it's
to roll, tosser, be immersed in confusion or turmoil.

Speaker 3 (01:49:54):
That's my life there, you are?

Speaker 6 (01:49:55):
You living a welter.

Speaker 3 (01:49:56):
I am a welter. Dryers used to be called welters
back in the day.

Speaker 8 (01:50:00):
I wear a welter alive, I wear I wear really,
I wear a welter's mask.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
Sad damn thing.

Speaker 5 (01:50:09):
I miss welter cronkite. And that's the way it is.
Thank you very much. Coming up, we have a reason
for a song from pat God one huh, once again
involving the capture of some cocaine and also again the
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Speaker 5 (01:50:29):
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Got a nice I've got a nice happy letter here.
Good and you just use the word awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:53:13):
Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:53:14):
This guy was having some rough times and I just
wanted to say thanks to the show and spinning the
way the world, spinning the world the way we do.
I'm not sure what we're doing, but thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
He goes.

Speaker 5 (01:53:26):
I love that he's saying hello from Homeedale, Idaho, Home Dale,
and he says stay awesome. All right, well that's nice.
We're working. We'll work on that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:35):
We're working on trying.

Speaker 9 (01:53:36):
To get the Idaho please Idaho falls.

Speaker 6 (01:53:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
Time now to I think we can squeeze a song
out of mister Godwin, and then we have today in
history for you.

Speaker 6 (01:53:46):
Authorities in the UK say, a California woman tried to
smuggle one million dollars worth of cocaine inside a wheel
of parmesan cheese mortor Force officers top twenty three year
old Jamie Chow at Heathrow Airport. She arrived on a
flight from Brazil. When questioned about the nearly eighteen pound
cheese wheel, she claimed a friend suggested she buy it

(01:54:07):
in Peruso they could try it together, but after examining
the cheese, officers discovered it was stuffed with crack cocaine.

Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:54:16):
Miss Show pleaded guilty to a boarding Class A drugs
and was sentenced to five years three months in prison.
The National Crime Agency says forensic tests showed the cocaine
was ninety four percent fewre Officials also found a notebook
in her handbag with a handwritten memo from the day
she left Lima. Is it Lima Orlima? I never know

(01:54:36):
that rad quote. I dropped out of UCSB on Monday. Currently,
I am in Paraguay in South America, solo, traveling for
the first time. It's been amazing so far.

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
So cocaine and parmesan cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:54:50):
So do you think she was there and she just
got asked to do this as a mule or.

Speaker 5 (01:54:55):
There's a photograph of it and it looks like a
gigantic wheel of parmesan cheese. But who would travel with that?

Speaker 6 (01:55:01):
Well, maybe she didn't know what she was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
I knew what she was doing. Coke and parmesan.

Speaker 5 (01:55:07):
Great great great, Oh, I get it as in greater
g R A t E. Yes, that would joke would
have worked on paper.

Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
I don't even think it would have worked there.

Speaker 5 (01:55:19):
Okay, I was being nice if it was if that
paper was reader's digest. Uha, we got a fresh new song.

Speaker 3 (01:55:26):
Hope, So so we to know? You got the cocaine?
You would like to know? There's coke and the cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:55:39):
Coke and the cheese, bade.

Speaker 3 (01:55:40):
Co and the cheese.

Speaker 9 (01:55:41):
No, you didn't even try.

Speaker 5 (01:55:45):
I'm a feeling someone made him do this. I want
to see if you know me on my my love
of hack premises. Now, can you take coc and the
cheese and supply jokes?

Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:55:58):
The beginning is always the set up.

Speaker 11 (01:56:00):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
I'm we'll wait do it all over again. All right,
all right, we're gonna be way into it. Can we sing? Yeah?
It's we lock to know? Well, nice, you got the cocaine.
I'm gonna kill you. You got the cocaine. All right,
there's cocon that's a boat c DG.

Speaker 5 (01:56:21):
Okay, you got a minor, all right, taking number three.

Speaker 3 (01:56:25):
So we lock to know where you.

Speaker 5 (01:56:27):
Got the cocaine we got that.

Speaker 3 (01:56:29):
Yeah, we lock to know where you got the cocaine.

Speaker 4 (01:56:33):
Boy, there's coca and the cheesey.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
That's their home, cord.

Speaker 3 (01:56:39):
I know what's going wrong? Do you think you're.

Speaker 8 (01:56:42):
Traveling with traveling with a wheel of parmesan? How did
you fit it in your carry on?

Speaker 3 (01:56:52):
Drug?

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
Dogs are sniffing and they sneezed. They'll be up for
days now.

Speaker 3 (01:56:57):
That ain't cheese? Half Grandma Coke.

Speaker 12 (01:57:04):
Eighteen pounds sneak on a plane, an open nod, a
wheel full of cocaine.

Speaker 8 (01:57:12):
We'd like to know where you got the cocaine. Yeah,
we've got to know where you got the cocaine. I
know what's going now, cook and the cheese, cocon cheese.
I was in the wrong key, now, co cheese, now
cocaine cheese. I was singing, indeed, but it's in seed.

(01:57:34):
I didn't realize tea that oh well, because sometimes I
do it in different keys for the.

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
I love that song.

Speaker 9 (01:57:43):
I had so much fun.

Speaker 5 (01:57:44):
Thank you very much, Coke.

Speaker 8 (01:57:46):
We love you.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
And she's supposed to cops have a sense of humor
when they take the mugshot, say cheese never mind.

Speaker 9 (01:57:53):
Isn't it true though, that cheese has an ingredient that's
drug like that makes people feel you for it. I
don't know, I think so why it's so popular?

Speaker 3 (01:58:00):
Wow?

Speaker 10 (01:58:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:58:01):
Oh no. Last time I was at Olive Garden, I
think the people next to me thought the cheese grater
had coke in it because they just kept going more
more more. There was more cheese than salad.

Speaker 9 (01:58:14):
They should that they should sell those graters alive Garden
salad in there for somebody they want to take it home.

Speaker 6 (01:58:22):
I had one extra, like a big one.

Speaker 9 (01:58:25):
And he brought the mints.

Speaker 3 (01:58:26):
I did bring the mints, the dressing.

Speaker 6 (01:58:28):
The dressing as well.

Speaker 5 (01:58:29):
As the size of the pepper mill thing gone away
at restaurants, the big grinder. There was a five or
six years ago they'd have the like when they do
a birthday, they get the whole crowd over. They have
three guys haul over the pepper things.

Speaker 6 (01:58:42):
It was as tall as I am. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:58:45):
Okay, that's still happened. Okay, time not to learn a
little something from our show history today In history, Uh, anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:58:52):
We have the music there a right, give me a second.
You just changed topics there like that.

Speaker 5 (01:59:00):
I told you five minutes ago. Born in seventeen fifty
Antonio Salieri. You know, okay, yeah, we got.

Speaker 3 (01:59:10):
Yeah, I'm practice for the next time.

Speaker 6 (01:59:12):
I do this drink? Are you going to write a
song about soliary then?

Speaker 8 (01:59:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:59:17):
Famously played by f Murray Abraham.

Speaker 3 (01:59:19):
Who we talked to and he was so nice. The
dance I was very nervous and he turns the.

Speaker 5 (01:59:26):
Show show Salary. Most famous for writing a bad yelp
review of Mozart pissed him up. Uh, you know this
is a miss Hooker. Born in seventeen seventy four. Merriweather Lewis,
Merryweather Lewis.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
Hot, it's merrow Weather. Yeah yeah, merry Weather. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:59:47):
So you know it's a dude.

Speaker 9 (01:59:49):
Lewis and Clark.

Speaker 5 (01:59:50):
Yes, very good.

Speaker 9 (01:59:51):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (01:59:52):
He developed the GPS Natural take a left turn and
sack of juweel look for a look for a dog.
Let's you know, happy birthday. Born in nineteen thirty six.
Robert Redford, great actor. They made the movie in decent
proposal today. How much, I mean, how much would you
have to offer?

Speaker 3 (02:00:09):
A good question. Did you say at least twenty five mil?

Speaker 9 (02:00:12):
What was it in?

Speaker 13 (02:00:13):
One?

Speaker 6 (02:00:13):
One million million dollars?

Speaker 9 (02:00:15):
I mean, I've never watched the movie.

Speaker 3 (02:00:17):
It's okay, I know this is hacked, but like one
million dollars to sleep with my wife, that's a pretty
good It.

Speaker 9 (02:00:25):
Was his wife, Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (02:00:27):
Yeah, that's that's that's a pretty decent proposal. Well that's
kind of catch even like a number eight at McDonald's
a decent right, But that's kind of the movie. It's
why wouldn't we do this? It's a million change our line?
I don't like that. They should have just called it
decent proposal.

Speaker 6 (02:00:48):
A lot of people that would still do it for
a million bucks.

Speaker 9 (02:00:51):
I would just.

Speaker 5 (02:00:52):
Suppose that I haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
I forgot that.

Speaker 5 (02:00:54):
What's the exact premise?

Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
Robert Redford offers Woody Harrelson and me more a million
dollars if you can have one night with her.

Speaker 9 (02:01:02):
I thought that it was Robert Redford's wife that he
was offering a no no, no, oh no, which also happens.

Speaker 5 (02:01:09):
See this is this is one of those movies they
should have made into an actual TV game show.

Speaker 9 (02:01:15):
That's dishusting.

Speaker 3 (02:01:17):
It's so disgusting. I can't believe it didn't happen.

Speaker 5 (02:01:20):
Yeah, wouldn't it be great? Like how we mendel is
your host. We've got a bit of four hundred thousand bucks?
Will you let your wife sleep with and then they
have a guest?

Speaker 3 (02:01:30):
Why not even you can even just have single women?
How much to how much to be a whore? Who
wants to be a whole?

Speaker 9 (02:01:36):
Well, the only problem is is that that's illegal.

Speaker 3 (02:01:39):
It shouldn't be.

Speaker 4 (02:01:40):
No, you're not.

Speaker 5 (02:01:42):
You gotta figure out of the box. It's legal if
we do it offshore.

Speaker 3 (02:01:45):
Oh right, right, right.

Speaker 9 (02:01:47):
I think people did it for concert tickets here.

Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
There's nothing safe with you.

Speaker 5 (02:01:57):
That's absolutely true.

Speaker 3 (02:01:59):
By the way, I used to bang NonStop.

Speaker 5 (02:02:03):
The famous one was something never mind. I'm born in
nineteen fifty two. Fine actor Patrick Swayze. Anyone know his father,
of course, John Cameron Swayzey, what do you do the
TIMEX guys? I thought I'm getting a wrong audience? Not
related remember that show?

Speaker 3 (02:02:22):
Of course?

Speaker 5 (02:02:23):
Oh he goes they take we take to take a
TIMEX watch and they strap it to the propeller of
an Evan rude and drive it around and it takes
a looking and is still ticking?

Speaker 11 (02:02:32):
Is that his dad?

Speaker 6 (02:02:32):
Really?

Speaker 5 (02:02:33):
Of course not just the name Swayzey is so unusual.
But I just love those commercials. We've taken this porn
star John C. Holmes and we've strapped this time x
and after banging who's a Who's a porn star.

Speaker 3 (02:02:46):
Of that era, of the John C.

Speaker 5 (02:02:48):
Holmes era? Yeah, don't you ever Marilyn Chambers man strapped
it to Marilyn Chambers and it took a licking into Okay,
never mind, Pat, just for you and me. The Beatles
uh began their residence in Hamburg in nineteen sixty. On
the state they had. They changed all the lyrics to
their songs. Really, you know, all I need is Schnitzel.

Speaker 3 (02:03:10):
Oh yeah, I want to hold your hans.

Speaker 5 (02:03:16):
Dude, right, okay? S coming up a comedian Reno Collier.
This is The Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (02:03:23):
For a complete copy of The Bob and Tom Show
contest rules, go to Bobintom dot com slash contest dash rules,
or just scroll down to the bottom of the page
and see contest rules.

Speaker 1 (02:03:34):
This is the Bob and Tom Show, Live.

Speaker 3 (02:03:39):
From the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom show. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company.
Man Pat Godwin's there, Hello, Jeess looker is there?

Speaker 8 (02:03:48):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (02:03:48):
And my gosh, if it ain't Jeff OSGGG, what's up, buddy,
Ace Cowsby? How are you? I'm Josh Arnold And there's
Tom and Tom. I believe we're joined by one of
our good friends on the Zoomies. Zoomy, Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
They call it.

Speaker 3 (02:04:01):
Now.

Speaker 6 (02:04:02):
My dogs have the Zuomies all the time.

Speaker 5 (02:04:04):
Reno. I'm gonna I'm gonna buy that lamp from you, Reno,
just so I have the satisfaction.

Speaker 11 (02:04:09):
My wife will kill me.

Speaker 3 (02:04:11):
I like that lamp. I like it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:13):
What's the problem with that?

Speaker 6 (02:04:16):
He's wrong with that?

Speaker 5 (02:04:17):
Lamps looks like it belongs in a cheap motel.

Speaker 1 (02:04:21):
You know where they How do you know that's not
how I like my hand.

Speaker 3 (02:04:23):
Yeah, I've lived in them long enough. It's like home.
I got a days.

Speaker 11 (02:04:29):
I got a dazeen phone over there too, a lock
on it.

Speaker 6 (02:04:35):
I want a little red light that lights up.

Speaker 5 (02:04:38):
One of the comedians, one of the comedians we know,
had his at his house, actually had a room that
looked just like a hotel room. Because he got so
used to sleeping in them.

Speaker 6 (02:04:48):
Yeah, my brother in law just did that. He loved
this hotel down in Florida, and he did his guest
room exactly like one of the rooms there because it
just reminds him of Florida. It's gorgeous. It's really pretty.

Speaker 3 (02:05:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:05:01):
Well, uh, now, Reno, do you ever take your uh
your wife on these uh, these comedy trips that you do?

Speaker 11 (02:05:08):
Sometimes I'm taking her.

Speaker 3 (02:05:09):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (02:05:10):
I gotta go down to Florida for a month for
a project, and she and the dog are coming with me.

Speaker 5 (02:05:16):
Wow, so that'll be cool. Yeah, man, all right, all right,
so good. So they'll you'll be staying in a hotel.
Then no, uh, they got us a house with a
pool and the dog. Yeah, it's gotten. But now I'm
getting the vibe that this means that your intimate activities
will be uh ratcheted up, if you will, due to

(02:05:37):
the location of.

Speaker 11 (02:05:39):
The why because I have the dog?

Speaker 5 (02:05:43):
Never mind, you try sometimes just slow pitch them and
they fail.

Speaker 3 (02:05:47):
This is that secret secret project.

Speaker 11 (02:05:50):
I'm it is a secret project.

Speaker 3 (02:05:51):
Does it involvement?

Speaker 5 (02:05:52):
Does it involve television?

Speaker 3 (02:05:54):
It does?

Speaker 11 (02:05:55):
And it's a series. And I don't have the money
in my account and they asked me not to mention that.

Speaker 3 (02:06:00):
I will tell you this.

Speaker 11 (02:06:01):
I found out I have to have my shirt off
in it. Oh so I have not had sugar bread anything.
I've got enough vitamin B twelve and protein creatine running
through I could run through that frickin wall. I'm down
twenty pounds.

Speaker 3 (02:06:15):
My head.

Speaker 11 (02:06:16):
I'm starting to look I look like a bobblehead. Like
my head is huge. I have a huge Scottish head.
And the more weight I lose and my calves already
look like I just had cast taken off. So I
got these skinny legs. It's like toothpigs holding up a meatball.
And I don't know, dude, that is funny on TV.
Good shape is good. That in between is gross?

Speaker 5 (02:06:41):
So when when does the shirt come off? How much
more time do we have here?

Speaker 11 (02:06:46):
I have a month and a week. And my buddy
Tim Wilkins, who's a comedian and he hosts these mister
Olympia things. He's got me on a diet and a
workout regimen. And dude, I've never had so much energy
in my life. I don't know if it's good for
me because I could stroke out at any second. I
talk in my sleep. I can't stop talking trick and

(02:07:06):
kill it so well, meth is a small part of
It's not the meth diet, Like my teeth are still
in but it is closed, so.

Speaker 5 (02:07:19):
You open for a six pack six pack abs by
the time this show films, I don't.

Speaker 11 (02:07:25):
I don't think I can ever get there. I think
I can get I get to where you can see them.
My problem is and it's hereditary, like like when you
get in the pool, one of those floaties that goes
around my waist. No matter how much weight I lose,
there's still that little bit that I kick mashed down
into my pants and it kind of flops over the top.

Speaker 3 (02:07:46):
So I.

Speaker 6 (02:07:48):
Know.

Speaker 5 (02:07:49):
Now you can't discuss the nature of the program, but
the fact that you have to disrobe, yeah, and the
fact that it's in Florida would suggest there may be
some kind.

Speaker 3 (02:07:57):
Of gay porn.

Speaker 11 (02:08:02):
That didn't get enough money. Dude, Uh some kind of
a marine uh Like it's naturally not so it's got.

Speaker 3 (02:08:12):
Huh reno is uh? Are they trying to make jingle
all the way? Three? Less Family Friendly have an new
shirtless in it.

Speaker 11 (02:08:21):
I gotta tell you, first of all, you know it
hurts me when you bring up my role in Jingle
All the Way too, because the Academy just wiped right
over the shirt.

Speaker 3 (02:08:29):
I I'm sorry about that. Yeah, they're woke.

Speaker 11 (02:08:32):
That's why you know. My performance was totally deserving him
a trophy.

Speaker 3 (02:08:36):
I loved it. Thank you, buddy.

Speaker 11 (02:08:38):
It's not Jingle All the Way three.

Speaker 3 (02:08:44):
We were on the same page.

Speaker 5 (02:08:47):
Well, now, I'll rena. We got to squeeze in a
little bit of a do you have time to do
a country do take?

Speaker 3 (02:08:51):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (02:08:52):
I did?

Speaker 11 (02:08:52):
We're ready, go ahead, and when you hear this, you'll
understand why I'm rattled too. So last week I was
out doing show Cable Guy and we were planning, just
like thousands of times, to do the show, get in
the car and head to the airport to fly back
to Lincoln. Before the show, we checked the weather because
Lincoln had ninety mile an hour winds the day before.

Speaker 1 (02:09:12):
The storm we.

Speaker 11 (02:09:13):
Saw on our weather app looked like there were definitely
going to be cows and probably some sharks flying around
in it, and it started to flip us out right.
So Larry's buddy works at Fox Weather headquarters. He calls
him up. His buddy's exact words were do not fly
into Lincoln tonight. I don't even need to say that
you're not getting in. So we go to the pilot,

(02:09:33):
who is a nice gentleman from the Ukraine. We took
the iPad to him to show him the weather that
would be hitting us for our flight. In his response
sounded like Drago from Rocky four. Those maps out of gartarbage.
He will be fine, let's go to a plague. As
we drove over, Larry and I are trying to figure
out the weather map. Now that's a problem. First of all,

(02:09:57):
Larry thinks doppler is when you tackle a woman and
I get to lift the storm outline looks like a waiter.
We we don't know anything, and we figured the pilot
must know. He said he'd been there for twenty five years.
So we hop on the plane and off we go.
First hour great, Then it wasn't. It started to get bumpy.

(02:10:19):
We looked at each other and then wham, we dropped
and it felt like we hit the ground. I'm trying
to listen to my headphones, but my damn playlist is
all Southern rock. It's like skinner, Damn no skin. Stevie
Ray Vaughan, You gotta be kidding me. I'll cal him
down with some John Denver. Our problem was we were
at forty three thousand feet but the storm went up

(02:10:42):
to sixty. Up and down is one thing, but turning
sideways and blind chaos. It's forty thousand feet on dot
the brack of your drawers. The problem with the small
plane is you see the pilots in the cockpit the
entire flight. At one point the dashboards lighten up like
a Christmas tree with bells and alarms going off for
good Christmas measure. Larry tries to get up there to

(02:11:05):
talk to him, to tell him to get out of
the damn storm, but the pressure inside the plane had
him on the floor. He's literally crawling where he came
beside me and he collapsed on his seat with his
body hanging on it, and I'm like, dude, dude, he
wasn't talking. Then he looks up at me and he goes, buddy,
this is it, man. And that's when I started praying

(02:11:27):
for my kids, for my wife, asking for forgiveness for
all the jacked up stuff I've done to people.

Speaker 6 (02:11:35):
You're good, You're good, Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:11:39):
Text, You're doing great.

Speaker 11 (02:11:42):
On the radio. Some of them, some of the things
I was praying for, may not have even been my
father even happened. But when you're settled on the fact
that you're gonna die, you don't leave anything to chance.
Then the pilot turns around and yells, we must divert
I'm glad Apollo Creek kicked your ass. We're still like

(02:12:05):
a towel and the dryer, but whatever. All of a sudden,
I look out the window and I see flashing lights.
As we get closer, I realize, oh great, it's lightning.
It looked like bombs going off all around us, and
I'm thinking, great, the Ukrainian jackass thinks were flying into Kiev.

(02:12:26):
I'm waiting for him to say, if we die, we
die now. It actually got worse than that, but that's enough.
Obviously we made it. But I gotta tell you, whether
it happens or not, when you believe you're gonna die,
you're gonna find Jesus and it'll shake you to your core.
And I know a lot of people think that's voodoo
Harry Potter mumbo jumbo, and I'm cool with that too.

(02:12:49):
To each their own. We're all trying to find our way.
But I will say this, you never know your time,
So keep your loose ends tied up as well as
you can, forgive, easily, tell people you love them, and
be kind. And you know what the worst part of
all this is, if that plane would have crashed, the
headline would have read legendary comedian Larry the Cable Guy

(02:13:09):
and his open died in a plane. Even in death,
that jackass beats me. I'm renn't call you and that's
my cuntry Friday.

Speaker 6 (02:13:18):
You all right, You're okay? That is scary.

Speaker 3 (02:13:22):
It freaked me.

Speaker 11 (02:13:23):
I'm still jacked up. When we got off the plane,
he was buying a bus.

Speaker 5 (02:13:30):
Oh yeah, I see, I see, well, thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:13:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:13:34):
And we're going to South Dakota the twenty ninth wearing
Huron I bo I love you too, buddy. And twenty
nights were in Huron, South Dakota, and then the thirtieth
were in Deadwood Landscaper.

Speaker 5 (02:13:46):
Yeah, Larry the Cable Guy in Reno. It's a South Dakota.
The twenty ninth, it's a Friday Saturday. You're gonna be
in Deadwood. So you got some great shows coming up.
Then we'll hear from you again.

Speaker 3 (02:13:57):
Soon.

Speaker 5 (02:13:58):
Good luck with it the Mystery show.

Speaker 11 (02:14:00):
It'll probably be November. But I love you guys, and
I will talk to you then.

Speaker 5 (02:14:05):
We want to see right. No, by the way, you
said you have to lose a bunch of weight. Is
it full frontal?

Speaker 3 (02:14:09):
You said you.

Speaker 1 (02:14:10):
Yeah, it's just me.

Speaker 11 (02:14:11):
It's frontal. I have pants on.

Speaker 3 (02:14:14):
I'm tough.

Speaker 11 (02:14:15):
For God's sakes, I told the guy, I'm like, dude,
I'm hung like a field mouse and a snow blizzard.
Don't get weird.

Speaker 5 (02:14:21):
We'll look forward to mocking it.

Speaker 3 (02:14:23):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:14:26):
Now, we've got Christie Lee over there at the Sideline
Insurance news desk. What's coming up?

Speaker 4 (02:14:31):
Coming up?

Speaker 6 (02:14:32):
We have robots in the news. We have walked faster,
Live Longer. And I don't know if you've heard about this,
but a woman may or may not have won the
Python challenge.

Speaker 3 (02:14:43):
Oh, okay, good for her.

Speaker 5 (02:14:46):
We got a lady that another one of these cases.
She liked a snake, sat down for a sat down
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O'Reilly Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (02:16:30):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's here, Hey, Pat Godwin's there. Hello, Hi,
Jess Hoocker, Hi, Josh Arnold, Jeff Oske across the way
saluting me. There's as Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold, and there's Tom.

Speaker 5 (02:16:45):
Thank you very much. We're gonna check in with Christy Lee.
She is at the Silac Insurance News desk. I'm trying
to check something. We were talking about Reno Collier on
the road and how he is so used to staying
in hotel rooms, right that sometimes people do their they'll

(02:17:08):
do the room at their house like a hotel room.
You mentioned that Ray Charles. This may be anecdot. I
don't know, it may be fake. Who knows. Apparently Ray
Charles said that he always stayed on holiday inns because
the rooms were all the same and he could find
his way around and didn't have to relearn each room.
That sounds like sounds to me, so I'm not sure

(02:17:30):
I remember hearing about that. It could just be apocryphal.
Who's to say. Right now, We're going to check in
with Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance News desk.

Speaker 6 (02:17:38):
Well, speaking of hotel rooms. A woman on vacation suctually
had no idea she was pregnant till she gave birth
on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (02:17:45):
She must be at fat.

Speaker 6 (02:17:47):
Helen Green was vacationing in Toronto with her husband, Michael,
and their daughter when she suddenly awoke in the night
with stomach bains and ran to the bathroom. Missus Green
told SWNS, I had no idea what was happening. My
body just took over. After two massive pushes, there was
a baby. I picked her up out of the toilet
and held her in my arms. Missus Green said she

(02:18:09):
had no symptoms during the pregnancy, adding everything seemed completely normal.

Speaker 3 (02:18:13):
That's a baby, you know. It is just gonna have
mountain dew in its bottle. Who's our new baby, Cohler.

Speaker 5 (02:18:24):
What was the dad's name? Does it say?

Speaker 6 (02:18:26):
I don't think so, mister Green, mister Green, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:18:29):
Okayh no, Michael. My same was Michael, Michael Green. So
the baby will be Michael Green.

Speaker 3 (02:18:36):
The turd. Oh, I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (02:18:41):
I wasn't paying attention. Ah wow, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:18:43):
How that happens there. I mean there used to be
a whole TLC program. I didn't know it was pregnant.

Speaker 3 (02:18:49):
Oh crap, a baby. We call that it two for
one special.

Speaker 6 (02:18:59):
There are I I mean there's some women too, still
have periods in spot and I mean amazing, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:19:05):
Oh we had another baby? Or that turd's crying?

Speaker 3 (02:19:08):
What do you think they're? Michael?

Speaker 11 (02:19:09):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (02:19:11):
Or riding that's trying to ignore all this?

Speaker 6 (02:19:17):
Yeah, I should do you have a song?

Speaker 3 (02:19:20):
I did, but I'm not. I'm just let me look ahead.

Speaker 5 (02:19:22):
From Okay, we got we got the worth and the
baptism out of the way in one big push.

Speaker 8 (02:19:28):
You're crapping up baby, I think, Oh that crass baby.

Speaker 3 (02:19:43):
Oh oh boy, Well I wish them all the best too.

Speaker 5 (02:19:47):
Oh, go ahead, you got it.

Speaker 6 (02:19:49):
A woman from Florida has won the twenty twenty five
Florida Python Challenge. Nice Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission
said this year's contest saw thirty four participants from thirty
states and Canada, removing a record two hundred and ninety
four invasive Burmese pythons from South Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:20:06):
Well done, everybody.

Speaker 5 (02:20:07):
This is nine hundred and thirty four partitioners.

Speaker 6 (02:20:09):
Oh sorry, okay, mine?

Speaker 3 (02:20:11):
Oh mine was I'm gonna say thirty four and thirty
were from out of state. People in Florida are like,
I messing with those? You know why?

Speaker 6 (02:20:19):
Because my cursor was on top of the nine and
so it looked like it was gone. Taylor Stanberry won
the ultimate grand prize of ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:20:28):
The Stanberry's tastes like Stanbury, you're.

Speaker 6 (02:20:30):
Catching a total of sixty pythons. She's only four foot
eleven O four foot eleven shorter than even me. Little
smart Plugg twenty nine year old, the first woman to
win the grand prize since the competition began in twenty thirteen.

Speaker 3 (02:20:43):
Oh yeah, good for her.

Speaker 6 (02:20:45):
Yeah, there she is.

Speaker 5 (02:20:46):
That's also very pretty.

Speaker 3 (02:20:48):
Yeah, but you are going to measure up to what
she's used to handling me. Oh oh, I guess I'll
call you garter. That snake is so huge.

Speaker 5 (02:21:02):
What if they what do they do with them?

Speaker 3 (02:21:05):
Can they kill them? Yeah? They kill them, they claim
in a humane way, and then they I think they
do and their meat and something. Yuh.

Speaker 5 (02:21:13):
But isn't this a drop in the bucket?

Speaker 3 (02:21:15):
Yeah, but a good dropping the bucket?

Speaker 6 (02:21:17):
Yeah? And I mean there's still females that aren't gonna
have more babies exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:21:19):
I mean that would be yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:21:20):
I mean they can have tens of thousands of them,
can they really?

Speaker 3 (02:21:24):
Yeah? Oh yeah, Michael, not tens of thousands of babies
per se of these snakes, but they would have a
ton of babies. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:21:32):
Michael Morowski, a novice catcher, got the longest one, fifteen
feet eleven inches.

Speaker 3 (02:21:38):
I know they had a novice problem too well.

Speaker 6 (02:21:40):
Professional Kenneth Chamberlain bagged a nine foot eight inch long snake. Yeah,
they have a professional category and a novice category.

Speaker 3 (02:21:48):
I know women, these guys won't. Will you do it, Jeff,
I'll do it with it? All right, let's do it.
You'll do it. Yes, I've been saying it for the
last three years.

Speaker 6 (02:21:56):
Although would you bag a snake? Would you how do
you do this? Do you shoot?

Speaker 3 (02:22:00):
I wouldn't do what you were plastic plastic? Do you
have to do it at night? Do you have to?
I think you can. I think it is primarily at night,
but you can do it during the day too, I'm sure.

Speaker 6 (02:22:16):
But you don't. Can you kill them or do they know?

Speaker 3 (02:22:19):
I think you take them in. Yeah, you have these
big sacks that are real thick, and you I don't
know if you have little rope like like a little
collars or if you just grab them and put them
in there. But you grab them by the back of
the head. I mean, I'm gonna get We'll get bitten.
But hey, that's what I want to hear. The stats

(02:22:40):
on is you know novice? Jeff osk bit five times
in the face, zero snakes caught.

Speaker 9 (02:22:48):
Have you owned a snake before?

Speaker 4 (02:22:50):
Jeff?

Speaker 1 (02:22:50):
Yeah, you have.

Speaker 5 (02:22:52):
You can tell he's a snake guy.

Speaker 6 (02:22:53):
You can tell yeah, Jeff, and I you can tell
you snake got well he was had a snake face.

Speaker 3 (02:23:00):
Oh, I'd get another one if I didn't have cats and.

Speaker 5 (02:23:04):
A desire to someday meet a woman's out there?

Speaker 3 (02:23:10):
Just one? Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:23:16):
Again? How'd you get the nickname Garter? Funny you should
ask do you aren't there alligators in there too?

Speaker 3 (02:23:24):
Of them? That's what I'm most worried about. Yeah, you
think about that is you.

Speaker 5 (02:23:29):
As you hold the snake up, the gator pulls you
down under and flips around four times.

Speaker 9 (02:23:34):
I think the bigger concern is Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:23:36):
Man, Joe, next Timmer, we're doing it. Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:23:41):
It looks like they use long for hooks.

Speaker 3 (02:23:43):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (02:23:47):
And a lot of these the woman admits, she goes,
I got a lot of babies because she'd get a
nest and she'd get the little two footers.

Speaker 3 (02:23:53):
Oh yeah, Still these are pets that let go initially,
initially not all Now a lot of them are.

Speaker 5 (02:24:00):
Yeah, so and there's they have no natural predators, so
they're killing everything else.

Speaker 9 (02:24:06):
Yeah, could you use a baby snakes game? Jeff, Like,
there you go, here's your.

Speaker 3 (02:24:15):
Yeah that that's a big snake.

Speaker 6 (02:24:16):
Yeah it is. She got big boobs to.

Speaker 3 (02:24:19):
Yeah, she got too big. Oh wait over here, don't
boll guard those boo she's also four eleven, so dude,
she's just holding it around her like she's Britney Spears
on a bender. You know it's going to be mad
when you and I do it. Jeff is uh Noah
from our staff, who has to videotape? How am I

(02:24:42):
doing out here? Idiot?

Speaker 9 (02:24:44):
You guys might have go pros.

Speaker 3 (02:24:46):
Yeah, strapped your heads.

Speaker 6 (02:24:50):
Would you ever.

Speaker 3 (02:24:51):
Stop laughing if you saw me get bit in the
face by Oh? I would you? I laugh when you
fall in the lake all the time?

Speaker 5 (02:24:59):
He was, Do they when they bite you in the
face and them is that when they wrap around you
and squeeze you to death?

Speaker 3 (02:25:03):
Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, squeeze you. They are constrictors. Yeah,
So how do you get him off? You? Just you
try to. I don't know if you're really in danger.
I don't know how you get one off.

Speaker 9 (02:25:20):
Cut it.

Speaker 3 (02:25:20):
I guess saw yeah, you might have the machete a
python from my head. You're just making it better every time.
I'm so ed. Now you know this is never gonna happen.
You guys are gonna know. I think it is, Oh
you think it is? I mean I really am in.
I really will do it.

Speaker 6 (02:25:38):
Chick says he's in, but we'll go No, no, not
me either, No way.

Speaker 3 (02:25:43):
If Chick buys tickets to a concert and then actually
goes to that concert, maybe I'll think he's in for this.

Speaker 5 (02:25:49):
Okay, Yeah, we have to do the naked motorcycle story
for Miss Hooker, motorcycle.

Speaker 6 (02:25:56):
Enthusiasts and Malta find a twenty six year old tourt
drove a motorcycle around wearing nothing but his birthday suit.
According to Times of Malta, mister Amini L mcaffee, a
German national, was vacationing in Malta when he was caught
on video riding a rented.

Speaker 5 (02:26:13):
German so he automatically had a helmet.

Speaker 3 (02:26:17):
Sad name? Do you have a helmet?

Speaker 8 (02:26:21):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (02:26:22):
My father?

Speaker 5 (02:26:23):
First time you saw someone named helmet, didn't you think
it was hile?

Speaker 3 (02:26:26):
I do like it, yes, very much.

Speaker 6 (02:26:28):
Caught on video riding a rented motorcycle naked through Piata,
mister mccalfee's defense lawyer told a Malta court that he
was apologetic for his behavior, but he was found guilty
anyway of negligent driving find nearly fourteen hundred dollars and
disqualified from having a driving license for six months.

Speaker 5 (02:26:46):
The official spokesman for Maltese acid, who gets who gets
on a motorcycle naked?

Speaker 3 (02:26:53):
How high do you have to be?

Speaker 5 (02:26:55):
This looks like a good idea. And you mentioned the
possibility of road ration.

Speaker 3 (02:27:00):
Josh, eraser your penis. That is a pain like no other,
having your penis erased.

Speaker 9 (02:27:08):
Officer, I'm gonna say road rash from them.

Speaker 5 (02:27:12):
Have you ever dropped your bike?

Speaker 4 (02:27:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:27:13):
Oh, I've laid it down a couple of times.

Speaker 8 (02:27:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:27:15):
I've always heard that a motorcycle. I should say I've
always heard this. My buddy when he bought a motorcycle,
the salesman told him, when you lay this down, not if.

Speaker 9 (02:27:24):
Yeah. There are two riders writers who have laid their
bikes down and those who haven't yet.

Speaker 3 (02:27:30):
Yeah. Yeah, man, So do you affect the scratches? What
do you do? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:27:34):
You could have them buffed out and do it. Yeah. Yeah,
I mean that's really not the big concern when you
let your.

Speaker 5 (02:27:39):
Bikes in, replacing the leg, yeah, or the muscles in
your leg.

Speaker 6 (02:27:45):
Laz are testing life size holographic officers as a new
way to discourage crime in South Korea. Every evening between
seven and ten BM, a uniformed hologram officer standing about
five and a half feet tall, halts.

Speaker 3 (02:27:59):
Or will dissolve. We can't chase or anything, but.

Speaker 6 (02:28:05):
It appears in Judong Number three Park, a busy district
of the capitol. The high tech three D projection is
intended to provide psychological stability to citizens while deterring disorderly conduct.

Speaker 3 (02:28:19):
I kind of get this.

Speaker 6 (02:28:20):
What do you mean, Well, you lived in South Korea.

Speaker 3 (02:28:22):
Have you ever seen a police officer standing on the
side of the road with a radar gun? Psychologically you think, yeah,
it's a gun. Yeah, so just that site has scared
me before.

Speaker 9 (02:28:36):
I think it's it's the equivalent of them parking cars
police cars places and they.

Speaker 3 (02:28:42):
Just sit there.

Speaker 5 (02:28:43):
But everyone's gonna know that it's not a real cop though.
They're gonna know.

Speaker 9 (02:28:46):
Yeah, but in your brain you see the cop car,
you naturally slow down, right, so like, and I think
those people are way more scared over there of their
government than we are.

Speaker 5 (02:28:55):
Oh that could your take on that, Josh.

Speaker 3 (02:28:58):
You lived in Korea pretty free, so so yeah, they're
not too concerned.

Speaker 1 (02:29:02):
Okay, sir.

Speaker 3 (02:29:03):
A lot of crime in South Korea.

Speaker 9 (02:29:05):
No, that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (02:29:06):
Nothing crazy when I was there, but it was twenty
years ago, so K pop yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, rest
pts before you do anything.

Speaker 6 (02:29:17):
Hey, don't tell my kids that.

Speaker 3 (02:29:18):
I'll tell your kids, whatever I want right now.

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We got more robots in the news, got a lot
of robots stuff lately. Last week we got a huge
laugh out of the giant robot competition in China.

Speaker 1 (02:30:52):
Oh my gosh, I've had the human.

Speaker 5 (02:30:53):
Eye of the humanoid robots and they were they were
doing athletic events. Yeah, boxing, Yeah, the swimming was brief. Yeah,
at a lot of sparking. We'll find out what the
latest is in a robot technology when we come back
to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob
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Speaker 10 (02:31:11):
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Speaker 3 (02:31:21):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show Live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hope you're having a great day.
There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (02:31:27):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (02:31:28):
Pat Godwin's there, Hello, Josh. Jess Hooker is a doodle
in a way. Hello, Jeff Ooske, hey man, looking handsome
as ever as is Asconsky. Thank you. I'm Josh Arnold.
There's Tom.

Speaker 5 (02:31:39):
Thank you very much. You're talking about this thing in
South Korea.

Speaker 6 (02:31:42):
You're done, They're done.

Speaker 3 (02:31:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:31:44):
We're gonna say something.

Speaker 3 (02:31:44):
We're just gonna say you're a dream boat.

Speaker 5 (02:31:46):
Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Uh, this
thing in South Korea where they have they're gonna put
the hologram police three D hologram cops in the park.
Hologram ho hologram.

Speaker 8 (02:31:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:31:59):
Hologram would be a whole nother thing.

Speaker 5 (02:32:00):
They can't do much. No, they can't talk or anything.

Speaker 3 (02:32:03):
They just hold ground. It's like one hundred bucks. I
got this letter.

Speaker 5 (02:32:10):
Friend of the show. Chris Spierer, comedian. He owned an
old police cruiser. He'd sit in the car pointing hair
dryer had cars.

Speaker 8 (02:32:19):
That's absolutely true. He does have a police car.

Speaker 3 (02:32:22):
Yeah, old clammy. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:32:24):
I think Dave Thomas, the actor and comedian is a
big fan of the Crown Vic.

Speaker 6 (02:32:31):
I check out a Crown Vic. Didn't you have an
old police car? I'm pretty sure cool.

Speaker 5 (02:32:37):
It's time to check in very quickly with Christy Lee.
She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

Speaker 6 (02:32:42):
China turning to robotics to protect endangered Tibetan antelope. Authorities
have deployed a lifelike robot Antelope and Tibet designed by
the Chinese Academy of Sciences and Deep Robotics. The machine
has covered in fur, equipped with five G connectivity and
AI vision systems, allowing scientists to monitor the migration, feeding,

(02:33:05):
and mating habits of the herds in real time.

Speaker 5 (02:33:07):
Have you seen a picture of this thing? It looks
like the like the rootolph, the red nose reindeer root.
It kind of looks like one of those claymation rope. Oh,
but it's actually pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (02:33:20):
Tibetan antelope were nearly wiped out in the late twentieth
century by poachers targeting their ultrasoft fleece used in shatouche
shawls and can sell for more than twenty thousand dollars each.
The robot can handle rocky terrain, freezing conditions, and mud,
but its range is limited just over a mile.

Speaker 3 (02:33:39):
Twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (02:33:41):
How they recharge it?

Speaker 3 (02:33:43):
I think if you see that's for the just their fur.
Yeah yeah, what's that robot cost? Five hundred thousand? Probably?

Speaker 5 (02:33:52):
Well, the idea is to quit the preserve the species.

Speaker 3 (02:33:56):
Yeah, I say, preserve that species so we can keep
making twenty thousand dollars off their skin. Yeah, are you
kidding me? That's worth wiping out an animal, is it? No,
that's a lot of money. We have plenty of other
antelopes and animals.

Speaker 5 (02:34:14):
No, this is a different This is a very special
kind of animal.

Speaker 3 (02:34:16):
Twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:34:20):
I guess they say you can tell which one is
the fake one because it's the one walking around trying
to find really good Wi Fi so we can keep
Uh yeah, we had a picture of it.

Speaker 3 (02:34:31):
It looked there.

Speaker 6 (02:34:32):
It is, right, but it's pretty real.

Speaker 5 (02:34:34):
Yeah, I mean, but does it it kind of look
like the Rudolph in the in the Claymation cartoon.

Speaker 3 (02:34:40):
It looks real enough that poachers are going to shoot
at it. Yeah, which is gonna cost.

Speaker 5 (02:34:45):
A lot more than twenty that's why they want to
put laser eyes in it. So when the poatry it
shoots back, then you got something.

Speaker 3 (02:34:53):
You don't shoot at the one that's pooping batteries. It
looks like the las are on backwards. Yeah, but I
mean that's well probably yeah it does.

Speaker 5 (02:35:03):
Yeah, it looks like it's a dog halfway through the
great event.

Speaker 3 (02:35:07):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:35:07):
Uh, Patty said you got a song for us.

Speaker 8 (02:35:10):
I had a song about that would be relatable. The
woman who yeah, yeah, yeah, probably a larger woman.

Speaker 9 (02:35:18):
She that's an assumption, you guys are assuming that.

Speaker 3 (02:35:23):
What what thin person sits down and has a baby.

Speaker 5 (02:35:26):
Well, she thought she was. She thought she was going
to defecate and she actually pooped out.

Speaker 3 (02:35:29):
A kid had to be fat.

Speaker 6 (02:35:31):
She didn't want.

Speaker 3 (02:35:33):
Well, I mean she.

Speaker 5 (02:35:36):
Okay, there could have been in the word of the
in the words of the famous golf joke in Japan,
sorry wrong hole.

Speaker 8 (02:35:45):
They call me fatty fatty two bout four and that's
how they fat shame. But not many people know just
how I got my name. Oh, I'm a big man,
and my wife's a big gal too. We have big children,
born big, then they grew.

Speaker 4 (02:36:03):
We want a bigger family. But what's a big guy
to do.

Speaker 8 (02:36:06):
I can barely find my junk and my wife down
There is huge way take a two.

Speaker 1 (02:36:14):
By four but the bedroom door.

Speaker 4 (02:36:16):
When it's time to mag the baby.

Speaker 8 (02:36:17):
Stop to my ass start pumping fast when it's time
to make the baby. Oh we're not thin, and it
keeps me in this sturdy wood.

Speaker 3 (02:36:24):
That saves me.

Speaker 8 (02:36:25):
There's a two by four by the bedroom door when
it's time to make the baby. When it's baby making,
Timy and the missus aage system for man, have failed attempts.
With trial comes wisdom. I'm so flabby. I need some
back support, so I bought some strong pine lumber from the.

Speaker 3 (02:36:43):
Local hardware store. Way.

Speaker 8 (02:36:46):
Hey, hey, two by four by the bedroom door. When
it's time to mag the baby. Neighbors come over and
hold up the blubber. When it's time to make the baby.

Speaker 10 (02:36:56):
The word is hard.

Speaker 4 (02:36:57):
Holds back the lard when ween need that baby gravy.
We have six kids and we want one more.

Speaker 8 (02:37:03):
That's why they call me fatty faty two by four.

Speaker 3 (02:37:09):
It relates.

Speaker 6 (02:37:10):
Yeah, woman, I mean this lady is not that big.

Speaker 9 (02:37:16):
You have a picture.

Speaker 6 (02:37:16):
Yeah, I mean she just had a baby too, so
you see the picture. She's not like what you would
think at all.

Speaker 3 (02:37:23):
Well, let me see, I want to see this.

Speaker 5 (02:37:26):
Let me see now, when when you were pregnant, were
you fully aware that you were pregnant, Christy.

Speaker 6 (02:37:31):
Yeah, yeah, she's not skinny, but she's not what you
guys are in like envisioning she.

Speaker 3 (02:37:37):
Had a baby inside of her and didn't know it.
She's big.

Speaker 9 (02:37:41):
There are women who there are also women that are
really really stupid.

Speaker 6 (02:37:44):
And there are women who only There are women who
only gave gain five or ten pounds and don't know
they think it.

Speaker 5 (02:37:50):
Does she had a boy or a girl?

Speaker 6 (02:37:52):
She had a girl? Olivia's her name.

Speaker 5 (02:37:55):
It was the gender reveals either a boy or girl
or a seven pound?

Speaker 9 (02:38:02):
Does it say the size of the baby?

Speaker 3 (02:38:04):
No, a seven pounds.

Speaker 6 (02:38:08):
At seven pounds?

Speaker 3 (02:38:09):
Was it really?

Speaker 5 (02:38:10):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:38:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:38:11):
She's very tall.

Speaker 3 (02:38:13):
I don't know. She's big enough that pictures her at
a baseball game, right, Yes, Yeah, she's big enough that
if she's standing there holding a baby and not shows
and a foul ball comes her way, she's dropping the baby.

Speaker 6 (02:38:28):
That's a good way to Sorry, missus Green, I don't
think you look that big.

Speaker 8 (02:38:31):
But.

Speaker 3 (02:38:33):
Somehow I don't think you look that big, it's worse anything.
Oh I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (02:38:43):
Okay, what else you got, Christy Well.

Speaker 6 (02:38:47):
New research shows that walking for just fifteen minutes a
day can extend your life. Scientists analyzed data from nearly
eighty thousand participants found people who walked briskly for at
least fifteen minutes daily reduce their overall risk of death
by almost twenty percent. Don't care not doing it metaf
It was most pronounced for cardiovascular disease, though the protective
effect extended to all causes.

Speaker 5 (02:39:08):
Of death, especially if you're walking to a booty call.

Speaker 3 (02:39:11):
Josh with a little action.

Speaker 9 (02:39:17):
If you set up a booty call and he walks
to your.

Speaker 3 (02:39:19):
House, it's worth I was just gonna find no booty
calls come to me, all right, I'm.

Speaker 5 (02:39:27):
Not you get you get the text? DTF if you're
coming here, I ain't walking.

Speaker 3 (02:39:39):
Well, that's good to know. I mean, we all know
walking is great for you. Sure, And I always walked
the fastest. That way I get the first chance of
the fresh bourbon chicken. I always like that sample.

Speaker 5 (02:39:52):
So walking's good for it. That's about time we've established
that unless you're walking with a cigarette, that's a push. Yeah, okay,
do just that even out though, can you can you
do both?

Speaker 3 (02:40:03):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (02:40:04):
All right, Uh now, we love to hear from you.
You can reach us Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com, or.

Speaker 3 (02:40:09):
You can leave us alone on your people.

Speaker 5 (02:40:12):
You could do that, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (02:40:13):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (02:40:13):
If you didn't do that, we love love to hear
from you.

Speaker 3 (02:40:17):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (02:40:18):
By the way, well, walking backwards and make you younger.

Speaker 9 (02:40:21):
I just did that last night. I read about this
about walking backwards, and so I tried it for like
a quarter of a mile and I.

Speaker 3 (02:40:27):
Got dazzy, and I think it does make you younger.
You don't look at day over fifty four a time machine.

Speaker 4 (02:40:32):
Perfect, it's a walking time ma, shine it is.

Speaker 3 (02:40:35):
It's whatever. It doesn't make you look younger, but it
makes you look crazier.

Speaker 5 (02:40:39):
Neighbors, were you holding up a mirror? How'd you do it?

Speaker 8 (02:40:42):
No?

Speaker 9 (02:40:42):
I just stayed near that. I stayed near the edge
of the path, and I just followed the path where
the grass and the and the path meet.

Speaker 3 (02:40:49):
It is like good for you to change it up.

Speaker 6 (02:40:51):
It is, that's what they say.

Speaker 3 (02:40:52):
But it is insane.

Speaker 6 (02:40:54):
Do you go crazy?

Speaker 3 (02:40:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:40:56):
No, I did it on the stretch of path where
there were no houses or cars. It was just the
tod areas.

Speaker 5 (02:41:00):
So I was, okay, cool, you're what you're concerned? You'd
like walk into a bus?

Speaker 6 (02:41:08):
She just said, I was on a walking pad.

Speaker 3 (02:41:10):
Was a bus in the woods.

Speaker 9 (02:41:12):
It was on a walking path.

Speaker 5 (02:41:14):
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glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it.

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