The BOB & TOM Show - August 19, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom show. Sneezing from the pollen.
The chain caught my shoe string, hit the center bar
on my bicycle, and almost lost my bearings. I love summer,
good old summertime. I got sunburned on the soles of

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my feet, sand where the sun don't shine, sunburned at
the beach, in pain the whole darn night. So much
skin peeled off my back.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You could make a set of stamps a night. I
love some good old summertime.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I got sunburned on the soles of my feet, A
lot of sand where the sun don't shine, putting on
a cold, wet bathing suit. Mosquitoes and bees and tetanus
shot in the area. Something's crawling at the foot of

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my sleeping bag, inflaming marshmallows in my head, dropping roll,
caught a baseball with my face, Potato salad in the sun,

(01:48):
Salmonila steps up to the plate.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Mysteria gets the run.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh, I love some.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Good old summertime.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I got sunburned on the soles of my feet, the
sand where the sun don't shine. I got sunburned at
the back of my throat, the sand behind my eye.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yellow Hello, it's a collar there.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh that's me.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
If I told you what was happening right now, you
would not believe that it's the bomb. At top show,
we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios, and as the
show begins, Tom decided to get up and do some
work on his desk almost out.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Of the room. It's the adjusting stuff. What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
People have been poking around in here. I'm good. Now.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
There's Christy Lee, there's Pat godw Hey Chick, Hello, Josh Sharn,
Hello Ace con.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I am chick. And hello Tom.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Hello chick McGee.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Got big news for you, and that's not true. I've
seen the big news you think, and it's not big
news at all. You're a shoe guy, you love shoes. Yeah,
and these are not shoes. These are gimmicks, These are toys,
These are polyurethane. Best you know my feeling on this topic,
and I can't believe that you would.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
We're opening the show with an argument.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah No, I'm kind of on your team when it
comes to not caring for these things.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
You know, you FROs people I love just you're weirdo
just because they put a Washington logo on it.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I'm going to buy it historically.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Possibly you're correct on that, but I draw the line
at these things.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
The Crocs people are going to make official NFL footwear.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's smart. Yeah, oh I think so. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, eighty five a pair? Whoa eighty five dollars, aren't there?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Aren't they?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Crocs backbone inexpensive? Now they're actually thirty bucks.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, how much for the clock? Like forty forty five bucks?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
That's cheap. Oh yeah, the plastic clock. The it's a
little price. Oh I think I've spent one hundred on
a pair. Yeah, really the night mark Elm Street or
Friday the thirteenth. Oh so they're also got the specialty
ones get a little expensive. So Crocs has done this
before then, although, yeah, then you were attaching. Well then
I have a special pair of bush Light Crocs that

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were also probably eighty five Hundredney.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Have you seen my beer drinking cross me?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
You bought them? Yeah? Hell yeah, man, they're great for
the lake.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
But you want to have the bush Light logo on
your feet?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh yeah, funny. Yeah, he likes his bush lines. I do.
That's nice. I like my bush Light and I like
people to know I like my bush last Hoggey bush,
Saint Louis. It is the backbone of this country.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm not disputing that. I just I know that I
buy certain like logo shoes for my nine year old.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, No, Sometimes it's fun to be a
nine year Oldkay, okay, that's good. Yeah. Sometimes I think
it would be fun to be a nine year old
and be your kid. I think that'd be a lot,
that'd be great. She's a very.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Argumentative, but I don't know where she gets that. She's
very happy now, beca. We've almost got the clubhouse. Anyway.
The first thing out of his mouth.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Who plubhouse? What clubhouse? Built her? A clubhouse? Is to
build a moat? First?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Doesn't she have a poolhouse and a balcony?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Got a little clubhouse? A little thing that's being built
in the garage. It's funny, made apply, it's nothing very serious.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Are you building it? No, I'm supervising. Well, the hell's
building it? Mike the handyman, Well.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
No, wonder he couldn't come over yesterday, damn to fire
Mark Mark's building real house.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, yesterday she wanted to go to Walmart because she
needed some furniture for the clubhus. The clubhouse is the
size of a card, tables, the door, the but but
the point we were trying to get to. The crocs,
pat you like to wear those things?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I do well and my son does too. I like it.
I got white ones, he has powder blue one for gardening.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, all right, they're a thing. And now they're going
to be logo courtesy of the NFL. And they haven't
released all of them yet, but you can look forward
to them coming out.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Oh, pretty much any team eventually.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Eventually they're all going to be officially available or with each.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Passing day you can get it more and more angry.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, they're opening up with some of the better teams. Oh,
Kansas City, the Eagles.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Those are the yeah, the perennial champions.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
But Dallas, this will be about eighty five bucks for
the NFL logo logo cross.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
And crocs are huge among pat Son's age. That's all
they wear. Yeah. I tried.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
I tried to fight it. But they have to wear
socks with them at school, which.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Never I've never we would have gotten our ass kicked
for wearing absolutely. Yeah, I've never felt more of a
loss of hope for our generation.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
And I just read an article or say about China
has become a real croc nation.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh yeah, they love them.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
They made I'm assuming.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Did they call them crocs in China? I understand where
you're going, but they don't tell time.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
If that's what you're asking, well, it'd be easy to guy.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
And they get very much edition. Have you seen my
Yeah it's ten thirty okay. Are they going to sell
the little gibbits with the.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Little oh yeah, see there's another thing you gotta buy,
the charms just ticking the holes. My bush light crocks
came with some gibbets, did really?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh yeah, a little a can, a bottle opener, and
they wow, yeah, a couple of other things.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
They made in the number of a bail bondsman. Do
you know what we're talking about? You?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Don't you look at that little stick? I do not.
I've never heard of a gibbet.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
They're like little plastic charms that go in the holes
on the top of your crops.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
No, the fourteen year old boys, they don't like the gibbets.
Really no springs they I think girls and get away
with it better.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
And don't people get there like little circles on the
top of their feet tanned because with her out all
day with crocs on.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
They must yeah, right, you get like weird funky tan lines.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, you must have kind of polka dots you got there,
Rocky Mountain, spotted fever. I think No, I'm wearing crocs.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Okay, Wow, there's all kinds ofs and for you Ace,
it's probably convenient because they've got holes in them, much
like the defense of the Raiders and what I did
there is watching.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
A big Raider fan and then they're they're not good.
You see their defenses sucky. Okay, it'll be handy. You
can throw them at the TV when they stink. Yeah,
they won't do too much damage because they're made of plastic.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
But most people are crocks without socks, right, so don't
don't they They don't last very long, and I would think.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
They last a long time.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
The odor and everything.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
There's no.

Speaker 8 (09:08):
Clean really.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh yeah, because they're they're plastic. Just take a I
don't know what I have again. Yeah, I don't like
them either. Is there a name for people to wear them? Like,
you've got your sneaker heads and jeans?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Well, crock pots of colors?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, crock pot Okay, how about that?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Would you wear a pair.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I never I know, I can't you love them the NBA.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm a big orange in soul. I like the support
in the insul I'm not going to wear those no
thank you. Perhaps back in the day, I mean I
used to wear fans checkered checker checkered fans. Very Yeah,
they're nice, there's really nice, But it is in any
of it. The lead story in sports is that you

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can get.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Not the lead story in sports.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
We've got a Monday night football preseason game last night,
so we Washington Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's the lead story in sports, NFL. Baby. Actually the
lead story in sports is I'm really pleased with It
involves a man of a certain age ascending to the
number one position.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
See once again, this is not this is not this
is tom sports world. It's not the real world sports headline.
What what are you talking?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Has been selected to start for the Browns, and our
friend of the late great John Feinstein said that I
asked him with he'd written a book about NFL quarterbacks,
who's the nicest guy in the NFL? And he said
it's Joe Flacco. I've never met Joe, always wanted.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
To, but I mean, how many games do you think
he'll win.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Mister Flacco. Yeah, well, how many will he play? The
Browns have five quarterbacks.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
I think the answer is the same. No matter what
you say, how many games he plays, he'll zero. Zero
will be the number he'll win. I'll tell you what,
ten bucks. I'll take zero. You take any other number, right, okay?
And if I'm right, I get ten dollars. And if
you're you're raw. If you get like one, he gets

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one in five whatever it ends up before Sanders or
Gabriel comes in, and then the BET's over.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
So I get ten dollars every time they win, No,
not every time they win.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
If he won zero, yeah, I know you're trying to
dazzle me for warplay because my brain is so slow.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I know.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I got zero.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
You got any other number that's that's one through to nine,
that's all of them. I'm taking zero. You take Flacco
and any other number, and it's.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
For ten bucks. It does the spread count? We got
a bet here, Hoffey Haffee. Does the spread come into play?
Browns have to win on the field, all right, will
I'll take that bet? All right, okay, just because we
got something to look for, the memory of John and
because I like Joe.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Go make it seem like, don't drag poor John he
wants nothing to do with.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Let me just say this, aren't you happy that a
forty year old guy? How many are?

Speaker 6 (12:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm not Aaron. There's two forty year old guys that
are quarterbacking NFL teams, right am?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I correct is saying that at least what do.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
You blurt stuff out like at this and you don't
know the answer and then you ask us? And when
you at the sports desk, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm at
the sports stay.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
You're a man of a certain age. Doesn't it please
you that a distinguished veteran quarterback can do well on
with for grim death like Russell Wilson and Aaron Rodgers?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
And he doesn't. People don't know when to quit. You
see what I just did there?

Speaker 4 (12:42):
You don't think we'd all like to be laying on
a beach somewhere, but we're in this stupid Wheels.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Follow up baby.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Speak of laying the beach coming up, We've got a
shark attack us.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
That Brown's first game. Oh that's a that's a that's
that's a one. Now.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
But Joe Flanco is a forty year old guys quarterback.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Hope he has a great Maybe you should tell tell
the Bengals that, maybe they'll go, Oh, I feel bad
for it.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Maybe you should. I'm gonna have the spread come into player.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Okay, okay, Aaron Rodgers is forty one. Now we go see.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Got a couple of forty year old guys coming up.
We've got a shark attack that has a visual that
looks like it came from a comic book.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh my, uh a cartoon? Are you still paranoid about
the shark attacks? Oh? More than ever.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I got a letter here from one of our listeners
who got attacked by a.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Shark's he going to Starbucks and come out of nowhere,
comes to.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Shark lounging on a raft.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
You have given up You have given up tropical vacations
because of your fear of sharks.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
No, no, no, your back track, that's part of it.
You know, I just can't do the beach anymore. Got
skin issues, as you know, an umbrella that's convenient, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
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Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know what else?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Would you know?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Got hear heat, humidity in sand that it's hard to read. Okay,
this is great. I'm glad I'm working my ass off
all year to come. Sit here in broils.

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Speaker 2 (15:26):
We've got virginity in the news and in reality television today.
And uh wait a minute, do we need the we
need the sound effect of a time machine. I believe
it's called the way back machine. If we're going back
to Christy's virginity, dude, you know what I'm talking about.

(15:47):
We are in the O'Reilly Autopart studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey,
check Josh Arnold. Are there, Ace Cosby. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. I am Chick Pighee. Hello, there's
there's Tom Griswall.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
We have We had an interesting story about riding a
motorcycle wal nude. Person was arrested and we were talking
to Miss Hooker about that. She is an avid motorcyclist
and she has never really done that. She did say
one time she wrote her bike at flip Flops, which

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she did not not recommend. But I got this letter
with respect to writing will naked. And then the news
story the guy was actually arrested. Rightfully, it doesn't say
if he had shoes on. One would think that that
would maybe had flip flops or something. Still, the shifting
would in any event. This comes to us from Ramon

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in Orlando, Florida. Hello, this is the saying that.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
We have down here.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Dress for the slide, not for the ride. Sure, this
is especially true here in central Florida where all caps
nobody knows how to drive. Okay, you have to ride
and dress with the expectation that you may have to
lay down your bike.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I totally agree with that.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
I was on the back of a bike in Florida
on the highway and I can.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I can.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, put an exclamation point on that statement, and very scary.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Your point is, if while naked you do experience so
called road rash, it will be in what form.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Oh, it'll essentially a racer your penis off? Ye? Yeah,
a racer. Okay, very good, certainly good to know.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
They say there's two kinds of bike riders, one who
have one who haven't laid it down, and one who has.
They and everybody will and everybody will eventually.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
So Please, if you're riding, be careful, watch out for
everybody out there, and at least wear some.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Clothes just for a lot of reasons.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, well, yeah, i'd recommend a helmet probably. Yeah, the
whistling sound when she was she was naked.

Speaker 8 (18:10):
You have a letter over there.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
I do not, okay, I do, okay, Christy, dear morning peeps.
Hearing Jeff Osci's grandfather's tinkle rhyme made me remember one
of my friend's moms who would sometimes say when we'd
go into the bathroom, if you sprinkle, when you tinkle,
be a sweetie and wipe the CD the other one
when you came out, No matter how you shake and dance,

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the last few drops go down your pants. That's from
Kevin in Bakersfield. Thank you, Kevin.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Think it's truer with every passing year, does it? I
don't know? Is that true? Guys? For me, way more
than I used to.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, dribbling, although it is pleasurable, what is shaking? Shake it,
whack it in the side of the building.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Really, that's how you get your pleasure out of that?
All right?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Uh? We were talking about lies that your parents or
grandparents told you. When I was a kid, my mother
told me that the trails the planes left of the
sky had messages in them. She said, Oh, that one
says you're the best little boy. Oh, she goes, you
can't read them. Only adults can read them. I believe
that way too long. I thought there were secret messages

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in the sky. Well, that's kind of a sweet one.
That isn't like a nasty lie. That is that is
mean in any way? A guilty pleasure song from Jenny.
I love this song too. Oh was it eight six, seven, five,
three or nine?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Comes? The name is Jenny?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I know that would be. It's Eddie Rabbit. I love
a rainy night.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Oh I love that. Yeah, I don't think nothing guilty
about that. You don't like that. I don't yo like
Eddie Rabbit. I thought that song.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't particularly care for Eddie Rabbit.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah away, Yeah. He was a really good guy, really
good guy.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Man.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Very where did you meet him?

Speaker 5 (20:06):
At a country music festival? I was working for a
country music station at the time.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
What was your name? My real name?

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Why do you give I didn't have a radio name.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
People who are nice to you, you give him a
wider berth than people who So if Hitler came in
here and had your car washed and Wax and then
he took over Poland.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Would you go, Yeah, no, Hitler, he took over Poland.
Nice guy, though, real nice guy.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
What you do?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
You know?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
How do we get from Hitler to Eddie Rabbit?

Speaker 8 (20:39):
Rabbit?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
How do I get back to anybody? An Joe?

Speaker 8 (20:42):
Great guy?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Ever?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Did say this about Hitler? The you know he was
always nice to meet? Because you'll hear people say that
guy's a jerk. Oh yeah, what a prick. He was
always nice too. That would have to have happened at
some point.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I suppose I just was trying to say how much
I enjoyed talking with mister Eddie Rabbit.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Well, sure, yeah, he's a nice guy. He was a
very nice guy I really liked. Was the last time
you listened to Driving My Life Away? Or the other one?
A couple of times the summer?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
The song?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Was the last time you listened to that song that
you thought? I listened to it a couple of times
this summer because it's on a like a doc playlist.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, I just think you're I don't think that. Can't
I know your musical taste. That can't be your.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I enjoy that song, But the topic is guilty pleasure
songs that you don't think would fall within one's You
have a limited uh what, I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Hang on what what? I have a limited?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
What idea of what music I enjoy?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Now? I do know this about you.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
You have a huge, a vast array of musical styles
that you enjoy. You listen to music a lot more.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Than I do.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yes, and you're much more open than I am. But
there are certain songs that you might not think I
would like that I like very much. That's what this
topic is all about.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Okay, all right, well, why why are we Why are
we judging the person who made them the music? Like
Eddie Rabbit is a great guy. Why would why would that?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I'm just sort of parenthetically so, Oh, by the way,
I liked that song. And I met Eddie Rabbit at
a in Nashville, and he was really nice.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
You know, his daughter, Bunny still listens to the show it.
Oh yeah, Bunny Rabbit, Bunny Rabbit, that's her name.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
But Christy, I didn't know that you ever worked for
a country music station. Oh yeah, fourteen thirty w Iri
were they currents or classic or both? No? They were both?

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Okay, And I got to play Poco late at night
and thought that was the hottest thing ever.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh, that was really on the farm team for the Eagles. Yeah.
I was on the cusp of being country music at
the time. So first I heard I heard Stephen Bishop.
You have to save it for any day.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
I love that song. Never met Stephen Bishop. I don't
suggest that I tend to. I don't know anything about
him personally, but I like that song. It's a great
cameo in the movie Animal House. Yes, there's the Animal House, Christie.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yes, of course, the guy that walks down the stairs
and he's playing the guitar, and know the.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
John Belushi is the guy walking down the stairs and
I know he's blue.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
She's walking the stairs. The guy's playing guitar. He picks
it up and smashed. That's Stephen Bishop.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I gave my love a chair that the guy at
the party with the guitar. I forgot the song.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
He has a new album coming out, Stephen Bishop to
go Yeah, Joe coming here.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
No joke, okay, sometimes we just talk. No, we know
you remember on and on Stephen.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
I like that down as Amica They Got Lies. That
is a good one.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
He also has a song that has the shortest Eric
Clapton solo in history. Okay, seriously, you are there's a
Stephen Bishops.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Of silence because we didn't believe. He didn't. He had
no idea that was like you're you're wearing people. He
would have never he would have never thought of that.
He thought we just didn't believe. Disbelieve.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah, the stun that we're talking about this out loud
on a show.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
You brought it up.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Bring up the shortest Derek Clapton appearance on a record.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
You weirdo.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
I want to hear what steps song?

Speaker 10 (24:28):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (24:30):
What's the what's the Clapton h Stephen?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
He had save it for a rainy day. There's a little, tiny,
tiny guitar solo that's Eric Clapton. I'll bet you a
hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Do you guys remember the what was that duet that
Freddie Mercury did with Stephen Bishop? It was on the
album Queen Takes Bishop? Oh wow, yeah, Boris pots well

(25:05):
chest joke, you're not gonna hear another. Maybe you'll hear it,
so therefore you can't hear a better chess joke this morning.
Let's see, let's think, Well, here we go. This is
save it for a rainy day. I'll not save it
for a rainy night. Oh that's how we got here,

(25:26):
all right? Where is sold do you do? It's way
in the middle of the song, right, she's kind pretty
little too, a little too mild for you.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
Everything she needs?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
What does she needs?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Coming back?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
And we played this a lot back in the day.
This was not country years ago. It says a watch
out boy.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
She would say hot like it wasn't. I think it's
I think like halfway through and it's it is the
shortest isolated for you.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I don't even know why I know that.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I don't even know why you said.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
My favorite thing is when you said that we were
all stunned.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
He thinks we don't believe it well because there was
a it was bored silence, and he goes seriously.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Mistaking, mistaking, mistaking, mistaking your ignorance for.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Interest beyond believing. I don't, honestly no.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
I think Stephen Bishop is associated with so called soft rock.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
And Eric a little bit heavier.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
That's certainly, you know, not always okay. Coming up, we
have language in the news. We have one of those
issues of new words from the Cambridge dictionary. Watch you boy,
they got they got a lot of interesting words in there,
of course.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
And we'll be back with the Well, we'll play it now,
why not? This is the shortest Eric Clapton solo ever.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
I'm just saying it's very short. Okay, that's Eric.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
Wow, that I can actually hear it.

Speaker 9 (27:30):
That was it Eric too?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Wow? He plays the vibes. Who's the five seconds? Sounded
like the guitar used in the threes Company intro.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Oh yeah, it's a louder solo than I thought.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, one one thousand to one thousand, three, one thousand four,
one thousand five, one thousand.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I said, nice.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Five Okay, Now, am I correct in saying that is
Eric's shortest guitar solo ever?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
I don't know. I had no idea. Yeah, why would friends,
But it's it's great. Must have been at the time.
By the way, another Eric Clapton solo. It does sound
like that.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
What wouldn't that be funny? If that? I mean knowing
that Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones from led Zeppelin
are on Goldfinger made my year?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
But you found out slow Hand was on company that
major year. Oh I love stuff like that. But that's true.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
All those those session guys end up on everything, some
of the some of the guys on those Steely Dan
albums are on dozens of TV themes. Coming up, we
have a new words that have been added to the
Cambridge Dictionary. Plus I did a little bit of a
Shakespeare research for you. Are you much of a Shakespeare
I know, Pat, your dad was a Shakespearean director.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Is that correct? But it kind of turned me off.
So I wasn't as into it as as I should
have been. You know, I didn't really care for it.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, I I researched some Shakespeare insults, stuff like that
you starveling elfskin, dried neat's tongue, bulls, pistol stockfish. Sure, sure, love,
I love all, but it's all real. The one that
I really loved was, and this is from Titus Andronicus villain,

(29:37):
I have done thy mother. Wow, that is a he's saying,
I slept with your mother. Yeah, that's that's that's like
playground stuff, but it's back in Shakespeare.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
You got to give the groundlings. Shakespeare knew you got
to give the groundlings something to latch onto while they
were down there.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yo, Mama, said mister Shakespeare. Right now it's time to
uh a mosey on over to that.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Fine mother is so robust?

Speaker 11 (30:04):
How bust was she when she sleeps around the house.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
She's slept around the house.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
She smell of ben berry cheese in the groin?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
How did you get there?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Are you like me?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
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Speaker 2 (31:25):
Coming up, we have virgins on a new game show
and lots of cool new new words in the Cambridge
Dictionary and a little bit of Shakespearefore you patch, you
got a song for us this morning?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Okay, very enthusiastic.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
We'll see if I had a song for you and
I answered you, I just with with a hearty enthusiasm.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Sure, facing your fears actually this morning, that's what the
song is about.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Okay, we'll find out what's going on. And also coming
up today, comedian David Brooks, comedian Kastakia Amopolis with our
pre season NFL report. This is the O'Reilly Auto Parts
Studio and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (32:07):
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Speaker 4 (32:15):
Hey, Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show
at the Silac Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee. Hello,
there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh Arnold. II. There Ace Cosby.
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Speaker 3 (32:39):
I'm chick. Hello, Tom Chicken.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Air arguing, but we're actually on the same side of
a couple of these arguments. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
If you guys think people out there, if you think
they argue on the air, imagine what.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's like off the well.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Because off the air, why don't you shut your mouth wet?
We got talking about music and I mentioned that we
had a letter saying someone she loves the song I
Love a Rainy Night by Eddie Rabbit.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I'm a fan. I am not a fan. Okay, that's fine.
Why can I not be a fan? You can, you
can be.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
But then, just off the air, we got arguing about
a certain song that this song has actually been voted
the worst song in the history of popular music.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
No, that's not true, and that is not true. And
I'm a huge fan. No, and what you're saying is wrong.
It was voted I believe the worst rock and roll
song by one public by one publication, and I can't
remember if it was a listener submitted or if it
was the a holes that work at Rolling Stone magazine.
Because let's be honest, Rolling Stone has sucked for so

(33:37):
many decades because they don't care. They don't they honestly
don't care about music. But that's I could go on
and on about it, and I will, but just find it.
Find me on a set box in a parks, not
a fan. I do not think we built this City,
which is the song we're talking about by Starship, is

(33:57):
a rock and roll song. It's through and three a
pop song. They just happen to be singing about rock
and roll. True, And because the other song that's on
that list is the Billy Joel song, it's still rock
and roll to me.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
And I don't argue, I wouldn't argue that.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
That's necessarily a rock and roll snoek Right.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Here's the story on it. We built the City by Starship.
Blender magazine named it the worst song ever in two
thousand and four.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Okay, I am unfamiliar with that blunder.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, I U, that's got to be Rolling Stone wannabes
who are even worse than people at Rolling Stone put
our magazine. However, wait a minute, in your defense, in
your defense, Josh. In twenty eleven, Rolling Stone readers, You're correct,
voted it the worst song of the nineteen eighties. Critics
point to the lyric Macaroni plays the Mamba as one

(34:50):
of the weaker lyrics.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
What is that look? I can't defend that lyric. I
thought it was Marconi. I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Marconi.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Sorry, you're rony. I'm reading this for the first time. Okay,
but that's no sillier than I guarantee a lot of
lyrics that Rolling Stone touts is brilliant. But I do
love it.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I like this song and it's got four different writers.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Well see, that's like having two directors on a movie,
or two quarterbacks for a team. You've got two, you
got none.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Okay, you guys don't think that song works as a
catchy pop song? No, yes, it does. Doesn't until something
happened when you heard it. A girl said no thanks,
when you when this song was on in the background,
how did you know?

Speaker 8 (35:34):
You know what I don't like about it?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
I don't like those those tone drums or whatever you call.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
Those you listen to music in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I don't like that that we're.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I mean, this was purely of its time. And those
people in twenty eleven who said this is the worst
song in the eighties, I promise you more than half
loved that song when it was out. They just got
tired of it.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I didn't know this that was the number one song
in the Hot one hundred nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
I need to ask Josh a question, and you need
to be honest. Yeah, were you in starship in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
I was a consulting manager and I came up with
the phrase we built the city. I didn't know what
they we built it all.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
You know.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
You know why I hate it because it became a
commercial for breast augmentation.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Do you remember the we built this?

Speaker 8 (36:28):
Remember?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I do? And it did bring away Yeah, yeah, it
took away some of the chart. And here's the song
that we were talking about that started all this. Oh
this is.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
So you just see your win can't you just see
your windshield wipers going back.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
And say like, I'm not Eddie Cochran, I'm Eddie Raban. No,
It's like, what's that guy Eddie Cochran, His life is
a highway.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
This is think that's that's Tom Cock.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Summer's a throwback. No, it's it's it's the same song.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
It's the same song.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
An never put out that weird echo, right, weird.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
I just see windshield wipers.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Well you can't because the windshield wipers actually do show
up in Driving My Life Away these sings.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, rhythm that came second, though it was I'd say,
it's hard to sit here and be right all the time, no.

Speaker 13 (37:34):
Burden.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I think that we built this city is It's kind
of like people who claim that they hate nickelback that
have never even heard them.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
It's one of those.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Why do you have nickelback stock? What I'm just saying
is better than.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah, they're not that bad. They're not that bad.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
There are certain things that are sort of go to
things that people hate, like crocs, which I we started
the show talking about the new NFL crocs and both
Chick and I dislike them, and your Chick found a
way to somehow be mad at me for bringing it up.
I'm not sure how that worked, you know how, I like,
I hate crocs and I just did it on purpose. Yeah,
but I know, But it's also you love the NFL,

(38:15):
you don't hate them like Huh. Your relationship with shoes
is very complicated. I think we could talk to a
therapist about it, probably something about your let's.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Not let's not bring a therapist into this unless you
want to get on the couch for a second about.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I'm pretty content with shoes.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I think about it much.

Speaker 10 (38:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
I'm wearing slip ons today, which I hate.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Flip bonds. What happened? What do you mean.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm going to the foot doctor the other plastic shoes?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
What do you got going on over there to the
foot doctor? Oh? Find out?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
These are those slip on things they've got I gotta.
I don't like these my shoes like an adult, they aren't,
you know?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Do you wash your hands after you tie your shoes? No,
you should, because just think those of your shoelaces hovering
around that.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
I don't know, I don't know what I was thinking about.
Asked you to get to the therapist.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I'm sorry you wash your hands? You are really your
Your shoes are filthy. Everything's film. Your body needs happen.
Everybody's been attacked by sharks. World bought it doesn't need
dog e Cole. You the weirdest germophobe there is because

(39:32):
you're so. But then when you're sick, you come in
here and you hang out. Yeah, you insist on giving
it to us. I'm the kind of person that likes
to share. He's generous.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Coming up, we have some new words in the dictionary.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
They got a couple of words.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
The you know what means lulu? The lulu spell that
singer d e l u l u got no idea
misspelling of desilu. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, it's in the Cambridge Dictionary as of yesterday.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Slang though, is that really.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
They counted they've added six thousand new words. Uh. This
one's a skimity. That's that's around. Yeah, that's huge. That's
the talking toilet things. And uh, we'll learn some more
of these. Mouse jiggler mouse, Yeah, that's the one that

(40:29):
threw me.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
What. Oh, you know what, I think I am a
mouse jiggler. I think I am. Okay, if it's what
I think it is, we'll think. I think we'll find
out what's skibbity. That's everywhere I've never heard.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's the toilet The toilet head comes out of the
toilet and sings it was some weird kids. They're about
to make it. They're making a movie out of it.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Now, I got no idea. What's his name?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
And that's a that's big news Todays. Yeah, that We've
got that coming up. We also have a TV show
revolving around virgins and I did a little research on
this and the show is called Are You My First?
But when we first heard about this show, it had
a different name, and I think I know why.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah, Pat, that's what Are You My First? Bought the
different show. That's what Tom said. That's I can still be.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
That's on Bravo. The host the host a guy named
Ace Cherry Funny.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
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Speaker 3 (41:42):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
At the Silac Insurance News Desk, It's Christy Lee, There's
Pat Godwin, Chick, Josh Arnold, Blue.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Ace Cosby.

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Speaker 2 (42:05):
Here's Tom, Hi, Tom, Hey chick. We were arguing about
the song we Built the City. I'm a big fan.
I didn't know that. Yeah, it's Josh is the biggest fan,
and I knew that. I remembered it had been written
by a bunch of people. One of them is the
lyricist Elton John's lyricist Bernie Thompon, a guy named Martin Page,
Peter f Wolf, not the one from Jay Giles.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
In the band, right, I think, here's mister, mister mister.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
But yet one of the weirder lyrics is and you
were you were correct? Christy or Josh Marconi plays the
Mamba very odds.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
And then they had local DJs jump in there for
personal life.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah remember that.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah, you guys have to do it.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Somebody did Josh Arnold the Lake short drive that.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
There were a couple of songs that did that. God,
Huey Lewis did it.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
They would have I don't remember that regional harder rock
and roll. And then what was the other one that
did that? Oh gosh, do you remember Michael Stanley the
one with my town. That's right.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Michael Stanley band did it great band. By the way,
if you're not familiar with Michael Stanley Band.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
About thirty percent of the country probably.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, oh no, it was. They were kind of huge regional.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
But if you if you.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Get don't he don't love you, Michael, that is great
A lot of yes, No, sadly Michael's gone.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
He magnificent Noland, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah, but that's a terrific band, and they yeah, they
really had their footprint, as they say, was somewhat limited.
But if you get a chance to listen to some
of their stuff, it's out there and it's always it's
just really good. But yeah, we were arguing about we
built this city. Uh, I'm I just there's something.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Quirky that's unfairly maligned.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I think it's an easy target and I did not
realize it had actually was the number one song in
nineteen eighty five on Billboard's charts.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Anyway, we can what are you saying, number one on
the Billboard chart?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
What was the so called hot one hundred that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, yeah, he built the city.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Oh oh yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, and I can
I forget which configuration if it was Starship or Jefferson Starship.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Absolutely Starship, just Starship. Okay, So then we also saw
them at six Flags when that album game. I know
Grace was in the band at that time because she
looked like one of the Golden Girls on the cover.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
She really did what they had her in a pants suit.
That's not a good idea.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
I always liked her. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
There's a there's a version of that band out there
now called the Jefferson Starship, but I think it's like
the original sound man and the bass player or something.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Well, weren't they in between Starship and Jefferson Airplane Jefferson Starship,
Well there was.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
It's it's it's really complicated. Paul Cantner did an album.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
No No, No No. I just asked the one simple question.
I I'm saying, it's a complicated answer, and it isn't.
I would know it is. I would try to Jefferson
Starship between Jefferson Airplane and Starship. That's a yes or
no answer. I don't need to care about Paul a
whole face Paul kantn or of course he had the
original album.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
I don't care what disagreement I get in later, whoem
I'm talking to, I'm going to call them whatever your
name is.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
A whole face.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
If you have dealings with me, it's gotta become.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
One of my favorite things is to try to devolve
an argument as quickly as possible.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Okay, well, it was a move of my brothers and
I perfected as everything.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Do you want to get to any sports or are
you going to move on? You mean, well, we were
already arguing about the shoes. I thought that was the
biggest sports story. Then we argued them on Joe Flacco,
which is a great story.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
And preseason action, and you think crocs is the big
the big sports story this.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Morning about by the way, the only member of the
Jefferson Airplane, it's David Freeberg, the bass players, Mickey Thomas.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
The same, nobody, nobody, nobody else. Just curious Nicky Thomas.
What he doesn't tour with me? Why would you follow
up Nicky Thomas' starship thing?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Going okay, well and we're back. He's not in Jefferson
star This is your fault, Josh.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
I'm looking for a not to turn you guys off
over here. Okay, I don't have a knob. Oh, this
one goes I can't hear you.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
By the way, the Thomas the man Thomas Jefferson Starship
as a black chick singing.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Micky is Mickey Thomas? Does he also have Thomas's English muffins?
Is that okay?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
He was the guy in the Elvin Bishop group that
saying fooled around in Felling Alone.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yes, we know Tom Thomas Jefferson Starship.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, it's gonna they've got They've got a black chick
singing and just could be historically accurate.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
I don't think Josh knows this story, and someone's reminded
me of it from our our listener emails. So here's
the question, did I remember Do I remember a story
from the Bob and Tom show that has something to
do with this. This is from Adam years ago. One
of my older brother's friends got married. They put disposable
cameras on every table. My brother and the rest of
his friends all took all the cameras into the bathroom

(47:14):
and took pictures of their jont so when they were developed,
they could see. Weren't one of you involved in the story?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Is yeah? I'm wondering if that listener, because we talked
about this yesterday, wrote because we were talking, did you.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Talk about what he did at my bachelor? He wouldn't.
He tried to say, do you hear this that I
took a picture of his Joinda? He says, right, he said, lying,
sack of turn like didn't you take? Pat was like,
didn't you take disposable cameras? And I said, wasn't it

(47:50):
chick's wedding?

Speaker 11 (47:52):
Because because how I found out his his dangle was
on our We didn't off the pictures from the wedding
until we got to San Diego.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
And I'm there with my brand new in laws and we're.

Speaker 13 (48:08):
Looking at all the photos and there he is, no
way way.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Could you see? How did you know what was in?

Speaker 14 (48:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah? Did you laugh at all? Or did you have to?

Speaker 12 (48:21):
Like?

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Oh, I tried to I tried not to laugh, and
oh my goodness, one of those he gave him, one
of those.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
The Milton Burrow of radios.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
He tried to make it sound like you at all,
you weren't here, and he tried to get a lot
of other guys to do it.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Nobody else would do it. Gosh, you're you're evil, even
on the level that I.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
You did it alone, Yes, you had nobody with you.
You're selfie and you know I remember you now.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
But I saw him come out of the bathroom at
Bob's old house with the disposable camera in his hand
and he's looking at me like the cheshire cat, the
stupidest eating bread.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, and that's apparently have become a thing again. I
just saw that. Yeah, there's there's a yes, no, no. The
disposal came and they're white there for you. There's a weddings.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
You put them on the.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Table and that's fun. Yeah, yeah, that's gonna happen. And
if you're looking for some fun to do, go to
the bathroom take picture. There's all kinds of options you've
got there.

Speaker 10 (49:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
I was surprised you picked that one.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah, I expelled you. I could have gone for you know.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah yeah, if that was the case, I'm sorry. So
as that sports, no, okay, sorry. We had a Monday
night football game.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Bengals went last night thirty one seventeen over the Washington
football team.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Let's see. Jaden Daniels had a sweet baby. Jayden Daniels
had a pretty good outing, scored a touchdown.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
What happened to your Daniels, it used to be here.
He's right here.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Oh only I can. He's private.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Looks like he's falling down.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
He's running back to throw a big along, but he's
not falling down.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Figure he doesn't look Yeah, that one looks like it's
he's looks.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
And the Cleveland brown have pronounced that Joe Flacco will
be their quarters.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Huge story.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
And here's Tom with all the wonderfulness of this story,
because Joe Flacco is a great guy.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Him's forty, he's amazing.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I just think, you know, for those of us men
of a certain age, to see one of our fellow
men up there, somebody half your age, it's nice you
think we're for you. No, Actually, when you've reached the
age where the guy's playing are young. Let's see, they're
younger than your oldest child, it does kinda send you

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a message.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
It was a wake up call for me for sure.
I get, oh my gosh, these are these are kids.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah man, and they're the best in the world at
what they do. Sure, I can't wait to watch them.
We're gonna be talking about the NFL with comedian Kastaki
Economopolis or NFL correspondents coming up.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
In about a little less than an hour. We'll see
what's got You're gonna say like three weeks.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, plus comedian David Brooks will be joining us.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Rely look forward to that. But yeah, Joe Flacco, I'm and.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
The other big sports story in sports coming back. The
Crocs story is going to be everywhere today. Well, I
think it's I'm being sarcastic.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
I think a lot of people like Crocs. A lot
of people like the NFL.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
You know that, right, they enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Do they have official Stanley's with the NBA and NFL logos,
because that's the other thing that's everywhere.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I don't know if they've been a licensing player or not.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Your Crocs and your Stanley's, they're they're everywhere. Are you
a Stanley guy, Pat, No, you don't have a Stanley Yetti?

Speaker 3 (52:06):
I'm a Yetty girl too?

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Ye yeah really yeah, it's a manly you know, they're
jerrymandering my neighborhood to get more people vote.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Yetty.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
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Speaker 3 (52:34):
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Speaker 2 (52:35):
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What is the SILAC annuity address?

Speaker 4 (52:42):
That's easy, Tom, It's silacis dot com.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
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What's the phone number for ind about that?

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Speaker 3 (53:11):
You've got two out of three. You're doing so well.

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Speaker 2 (53:38):
Thank you very much. Coming up, we have Shakespeare in
the news. We have a happy ending dog story. We
have a happy ending Great White Shark story with a
comical photograph. And NFL News with Kastaki and Chick. We
are in the O'Reilly Autopart studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Oh my god, welcome back to the Bomb and Tom Show.
There's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Hello, Josh Arnold, A's Cosby.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios. Up to our
next and bagels. I'm Chick, Hello Tom. Yeah, thank you
for the bagel, Chick.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
We're thank you, Chick. They're two dollars each, so just
leave your money on the counter and there. Well, I'm
like ten, I tipped the guy. That's very nice yet
but I'm sure Chick tipped on the end.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
I tipped him on the hand.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
But hey, the guy, the man's out early working why not? Yeah,
nice guy? What happened he got out of Well?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I was I saw the car pull up for bastards,
so I went up front. The guy gets out of
the car and he goes. He said, ohose the bagels,
and he goes, you chike.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
You oh chick?

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Okay, yeah, to do this hike.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
That's what you said.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
He I didn't know about that. He called me chike.
He said, are you chike? And I went, yes, I'm
not gonna go inside. Well, I explained to the guy.
And then he came up and he said and he
I handed him ten bucks. Thank you. He goes, I
swear to got his picture. Took a photograph with you.

(55:09):
Rovie delivered them. Yes, I gave him holding up the
bagel thing and okay, autograph.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
It sounds like you wanted a picture with no he.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Can I told him checks and they're taking a dump.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Well, i've gotta I've got to check this picture out
an autograph.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Lord there, Yeah, I don't know if you can see.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Right, that's Tom's leg and his dumb shirt carrying the
bagels off.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Okay, that's why.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I know you guys all probably do the same thing.
You wake up and you check your phones, right right,
that's kind of what I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I'm one of these guys. I waited an hour. You're
not to Yeah, I waited.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Denzel Washington tells us not to tay, come on, you're
the Denzel.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
I don't do it, though, I don't what Denzel says,
what you doing? I'm jealous.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
So this morning I checked my Instagram and one of
the first things that pops up is Pat doing something
that Tom absolutely eights and will not do.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Had to three thirty eight am.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
I look at the car and it's it's empty, and
I had like maybe fifteen miles. I go, I gotta
get some gas, right, I don't normally get gas at
that time the night. So I went to the circle
k close to us. Yeah, and there was a one
of the there was the gas tanker h filling up
the tanks, and it was dark and a little scary.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
That's one of Tom's You could have gotten mugged and
exploded when the tanker truck blew up.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Ye who lives lives back coat. So I'll do a
little something for it.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
The circle cap. Yeah, here we go. It's scary getting
gassed that early in the morning. You never know who's
gonna come by and.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Hi, jack your car. Jack here with a sock full
of nickels. Sure gas tanker. Tom won't pump.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Oh, I hear it.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Public restrooms, you won't dump, saysturan for lunch, same place
for Sunday brunch. He's a brink strug riding by the
door around him.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
W't be going in that story.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
He's a man who's clean and germ free.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Tom lives by a cold.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Does laundry every day, has lots of children, knows most
of their names. But when his kids all graduate weight
Tommy g he'll.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Be around ninety eight.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
I sing lost weight looking hot. We're pretty sure he's
on the shots. Has kids with different bed mamas because
he loves the constant drama, spills coffee on his inner
calm round here, we call him three mom Tom. He's

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a man who's clean then german free.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Tom lives y a cold.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Tom lives by cold. Yeah, and I broke that coke
you did.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
I've had to do that a couple of times. Three
thirty in the morning.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I was scared. You was scared.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Every car coming got my figure. This is the time
I get carjacked.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Yeah, you know who's gonna be the I'm gonna I'm
gonna be the one jacket. I can tell you that. Hey, Tom,
how's it going?

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:31):
And then just the other day there was a brink
truck a brinkstruck robbery. You saw that didn't on the news?

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Yeah, I saw where they arrested a bunch of guys
for a brink truck robbery. I think it's an inside
job and they think they might have done more than one,
which is kind of interesting.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I see more stories about brinkstrucks doors flying open than
I do brink rob Right, you think.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
That they maybe like a velcrow strap on the back.
It's just as like a bone.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Like you wrap your luggage when you go yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Wrap it all the way around.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah, yeah, the big belcrow strap. Hey, these would prevent
the door from flying open. Well, thanks for the bagels, Chick.
They're delightful.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
You're welcome, And here's a I'll do this story and
I will have no comment, okay, because I know how
much you love this story. The NFL is collaborating with
the shoe company Crocs to release clogs for every team
in the league. The NFL Crocs Collection we'll launch with
pham clogs, colors and logos of fourteen teams, including the Chiefs, Eagles, Lines, Niners, Steelers,

(59:37):
and Bills. Crocs said the line would include all thirty
two by the time the twenty twenty five season comes
to a close. According to the Kroc's website, the first
wave of clogs launching on September eighteenth, price point eighty
four to ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I wonder which ones will be the ugliest.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Have you looked at them? They're up on their website.

Speaker 8 (59:58):
Oh they are?

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Oh no, and I have a deadmitter. It's hard to
beat the Browns in general. Yeah, that orange and brown
for color. There you go, Okay, oh wow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Those are and you can see they do have gibbets
in them. See the little horns.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Yeah, oh I don't know about Oh yeah, the Buffalo,
Bills and the Vikings have horns.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Yeah, stars for the Cowboys and uh yeah, those those
horns really stick out. The Chiefs has the mascot like
a cat or whatever the hell that is is gibbets
or word they invented?

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, but they've been using them for
at least as long as my kids had them back
in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
So who's top left? I can't really make that one out.
Raiders Tennessee looks like, what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Yeah, there's an eagles gibbets okay, wow, okay? Uh? And uh,
how do you spell gibbet j I, b b I
t Z gibbets.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Okay, gibbets. Oh so it's is the plural of gibbets gibbets? Yes,
a fair question.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Yes, I would assume gibbets, charms and gibbs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
There's no there's no such thing as a gibbit. No, okay, okay,
good to know, Thank you very much. We have more
word uh information coming up today, including the Cambridge Dictionary
has released a whole bunch of new words out there,
uh for your dining and dancing pleasure, including hood fishing.
Anybody no idea? What is it hood fishing? Hood fishing?

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
No, when you look for a romantic partner in the
hood close.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Or you like a guy who's not circumcised, I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Give a bagel to the girl with the filthy mouth,
well would be in appropriate?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
The practice where someone pretends in their online dating profile
to live in a much more fancy neighbor than they
actually live in. Also cat but that's about the nature
it's hood fishing. Remember there was a real big deal
about what is it called U area codes? Yeah, a
few years ago that was a big thing, and people
would go get a phone in a place they didn't

(01:02:13):
live just so they had had the right area code.
And they were interviewing people like, uh, it's embarrassing Paris
Hilton that would never call anyone back if they didn't
have the right area code. Yeah, when is when's she
gonna get snuffed by?

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Just what she's been her summer in Traverse City, Michigan.
She had a bunch of So don't be.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
She's like one of the least problem causing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I know, I'm not gonna call him back he has
the wrong area.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
She may have been seventeen when she said that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Why why is?

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
How about a nano ship? A nanoship? I see this?

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
To me sounds like the little teeny little thing that
they inject you in that movie where they go inside
the body in a little spaceship. The nanoship fantastic for it.
It's not a tiny little ship. It's a romantic interaction
with no expectation it will lead to a relationship. Does
that mean a one I stand or less?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Sound?

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
When it says a romantic interaction. Does that mean coitus?
If you will, I don't know. I don't speak gen z.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Okay, lemonading.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
M hm anyone. No sitting around complaining, approaching problems or
challenges in life that involves remaining positive. Oh, this is
making lemon.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I hate I hate these stories.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah, well this is this is the Cambridge Dictionary.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Don't blame me. Oh you're the reason I don't know
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Know about it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
To their database, they're all nonsense. Yeah much, But here's
the best one. I bet it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
I This one I like because it's so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
The best one you've looked at all six thousands?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Yes, I have god all right, mouse jiggler.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I think I am one of these. It is when
I had a job and I had to use a mouse,
I would jiggle the mouse. That's exactly. But in this
case it might mean somebody who's pretending to work. That's
what it is. Yes, yes, it seems like I was
not a pretender to work, but I was a fidgety
guy with my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Makes it seem like you're working when you are not. Yeah,
that is a mouse.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
It's also big with remote workers because to prove that
they're working at home. They the cursor has to be
moving for a little while. So sometimes you can leave,
make a sandwich, go back real quick, jiggle your mouth
so that your computer stays on, and then go back
to doing this probably referred yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Because I mean mouse jiggler sounds like someone who got
thrown out of thrown out of Disney World for exposing
themselves mouth jigglers. It is, so there has to be
a what would it be a program or either a
mechanical device that moves your.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Mouse for you. That's exactly what that is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Is there a mechanical device or is it a program?
Or you press a button and it scans your computer
as if someone's using Does your TV do the thing
where you come back to it?

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
It goes are you still watching? Sure? It on for
eight hours or something? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
It was you know something that's it's my TV.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
I'll leave it off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
I want to stick to that thing telling me that I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Also sick of you know, it gets my my heart racing,
like and I get so stressed out. Is when the
credits roll for something and it says up in three seconds,
this show, hey screwing, you don't I don't know want
to watch that, you know what, I'm trying to show
up when I continue watching and I can't get rid
of that, I watch the credits. You have to watch
whatever they want to. I don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I don't like things Boston me around me neither. I
don't like my TV telling me are you still watching? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Screw off? Yeah it's still on, isn't it. I'll turn
it off when the remote. Okay, how about this one?

Speaker 10 (01:05:54):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
This is once again the new motionary.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Yeah? These are good? Uh de Lulu? What's that mean?
Any guesses? Got no idea? Delusional? That's a good guess.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
That's that's the correct answer. Oh, it's a shortening of
the word delusional. Yeah, he's the Lulu.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
I always liked the Looney Tunes. And watch out for
that first step. It's a real Lulu my mother. My
mother would say that all the time. I love that something. Yeah,
something would be. I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
It was a doozy both, I know, I've never heard
Lulu never. The Looney Tunes man himself caught out that
first step is a doozy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
And Lulu wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Among the more literate, I believe it was Lulu thank you. Uh,
if you're falling down the steps of a trailer, it's doozy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
How about this one?

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Trad wife, Christy, I.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
Think it's okay. I know because you gave me the story,
so I can't play.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
But it's a traditional A traditional wife, I mean traditional
going way back right, would be.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
A mom who cooks, clean some posts on social media.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
That's the distinction.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
All right? Uh, Pat, you got a song for us? Yeah,
it's yeah, sure be tradwife azy?

Speaker 15 (01:07:09):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
All right, it's always an issue? Are we hearing it?
We turn it up a little bit. How about that
there were there you go?

Speaker 15 (01:07:17):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
If you want to be happy for.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
The rest of your life, never make a traditional woman
your wife.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Take it from me. I've had to get a modern
woman to marry you.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
My new wife helped me with the song, and all
I want to do is get along. I don't need
another X and I enjoy having sex.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
I'm glad women working vote. The last bitch took my vote.
If you want to hold onto.

Speaker 6 (01:07:47):
Your house, get a trad wife to be your spouse.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Whoa, Pat, you're wearing two pairs of glasses? Could we
get a could we get a s out?

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
Of that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Do you realize that you have two sets of glasses on?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Is that what?

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
The song didn't work on your photograph? The song because
it was joke free, but the.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
That was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
I didn't know you lost your boat. I like that, Pat, That's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
A great song, isn't it that oldie? Yeah? You like
that song Never make a pretty woman your wife. I
think it's really fun songs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Yeah, yeah, it's incredibly sexist.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
From shirtless girl over here masculine toxis.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Look are you aren't you aware of contemporary politics? You
have to be capable of taking any side at any
given moment. Right, whatever your whatever ethical or moral stance,
you at feel free just to know I'm with him?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
As you can imagine, any of these new words are
tied to social media platforms like TikTok, because apparently that's
how most young people communicate these.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Thing about it is for Cambridge to introduced. It's fine
because language is an organic thing, of course, but uh,
a lot of these words will not be used in
a year or two.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
And that's what you mentioned that supposedly the one of
the rules they have is will this be used in
a few years and if the answer is yes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
They'll put it in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Oh yeah, but I think if you go back, you're
going to see a few that are yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
And then Skibbetti is in there, and we have two
stories about that, actually another story about that and YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Do you remember the word yuppie? Sure, when's the last
time you heard that? Yeah, it's been one, probably in
a song by Tom Petty. But that's that's disappeared.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
But yeah, some of these words they just don't last.
But there's some more interesting ones. We'll touch on these.
We also have some news from the world of Shakespeare
on the way. We have more sporting news. We're also
going to talk with a comedian and our NFL corresponded
Kastaki Economopolis and then in the studio with comedian David Brooks.
It's all very exciting. You don't go anywhere. We're in
the Oreilli Auto at studios. This is the Bob and

(01:10:01):
Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (01:10:02):
Just got to get a hold of us, call, text
or email. Get all the contact information you need at
bobintom dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (01:10:16):
Smoke Smoke Smoked that cigarette by Commander Cody the mesic song.
I think we all agree on that because he was
choking over there, choke choke, chugging smoke, smoke, smoke that cingarette.
Oh my god, what a wonderful song. You have that album?
You have that album?

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
John. You know Paul Hammerstein was on the I know
Paul was not on their email.

Speaker 15 (01:10:39):
Literate Maybe maybe someday Commander Cody won't tour again.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Short by lips, Charlie.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Musselwife, Charles Muscle worst Lee, Pat got Tos Charnold, he
shots chick away?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
You three inch fool?

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Where in the studios? Oh? I got dizzy ones talking there?
Why am I Dissy?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Hi? Tom?

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
We are still day. We're deeply involved in the world
of sports. Right now we are going to be talking
with a comedian, Kastaki Economopolis, our NFL correspondent, Atlanta Falcon
diehard fan. Shortly, but right now we're talking to Chick McGee,
a fan of the Washington Football Club in an exhibition
game last evening.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
See yeah, Bengals went last night, thirty one seventeen, So
on us onto the regular season. Anyway, guess who see
if you can guess now who gave me this store?

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
An Australian surfer had a close call with a shark.
Oh my, his board was bitten in half by a
great white shark.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Now we have the video this, This looks like a
cartoon shark bite.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
We could show the photograph.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Mister Brad Ross was surfing off in New South Wales
when he was attacked. That's a cheap boarder, yeah, real cheap,
also barely worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
That's a bactly styrofoam looks like what do you think
it's going to be made of steel?

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
A little hardier than that? Fiberglass?

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
An explosion of water and foam before seeing his board
in pieces that must.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Have been fine.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Footage shows mister Ross holding up the two halves a
large bite taking out with an hour's A nearby drum
line snagged a shark fitting the description, but it broke
free before it was able to be tagged.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
I love it. A shark fitting the description. Yeah, yeah,
he had a tattoo of his mother, and yeah it's
a shark, not.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
A not a twenty seventeen great Kia. You're looking for
a shark out there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
More than one. So where was he though? I mean,
how did he avoid getting bits?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
That's the miracle?

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
I mean was he standing on it went a bit
yeah wow wow. Well because if he's been laying there
obviously worse. Yeah, look even more like a porpoise, you know,
like that's why they bite boards and stuff like that.
They think it's a Yeah, they don't just bite typically,
don't They don't just bite a human swimming around. No,

(01:13:19):
that's not what Tom's told me. Well he's told you anything.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Chance of being attacked by a shark on any beach
in the United States. What Tom told me, especially Lake
Erie and Michigan.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
You oh yeah, they're out there those lake watch for those.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Any day now. Uh, Jaws is coming back to the theaters.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Okay, I believe I'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
I'm gonna go see it again. I've just I just
watched it in its entirety a couple of weeks ago.
But one of my daughters loves the movie, so we'll
go again. But that is, like I said, it looks
like a cartoon version of a shark bite out of
that board.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
I think cartoon versions look like real shark bites. I
think that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
No, really, okay, that's good I observation, and yet slows
the show down we have. Is that is that the
end of our sports broadcast.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
When you're given a plate full of crape, here, do
something with.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
It, a villain, I have done thy mother a little
bit of Titus Andronicus for please stop with that. Oh no,
I love likes, but you you don't like these Shakespearean insults.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
I like them, but I'm with chick. I like pistol.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Yeah yeah, this is from Macbeth Thou cream faced loon.
Oh yes, that's one of the more famous ones from
Henry the Fifth Thou damned and luxurious mountain.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Goat, Henry drank a fifth?

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
What's the name of the Okay I can I can
build a an insult for you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
I've got a card here, Okay, please would you like one?

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
You fawning, dog hearted canker blossom?

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
These are all legit, Well, it depends on how you
put them into sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
You rump fed, spur galled, hedge, pig. I never see
these are fun Some of that wasn't even words. No,
this is These are all words that appear in Shakespeare.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
These aren't words we use.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Now what do you spelled? Girl?

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Are these in the Cambridge Dictionary?

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
These are classic words? I could Here's what I'm going
to create one for pat. You you have been associated
with in an intimate fashion with several women that all
have the same name.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Is that correct?

Speaker 8 (01:15:34):
Said?

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
That's correct? Kim? How about this one?

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Then? Thou thrice sweated Kim horder.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Twice thrice. There's always time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
If you I'll tell you what if you marry a
woman named Kim, I'll pay for the wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
There's a lot of problems.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
All that's why making a stupid bet.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
You have to find a Kim. I don't know. I
don't know what to do here.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Go from an awful thing to a less awful thing,
or maybe just as awful?

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
What what do you mean? See? I thought maybe we
didn't have one Today.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
One hundred two year old man in Japan has become
the oldest person to the summit about Fuji.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Tom ahead, tell us where where isn't he from now?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Not from Hiroshima, Kokichi a Kuzawa.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Yeah, God bless you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Twelve three hundred and eighty eight foot peak at the
age of one hundred and two years fifty one days.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
He took a three day approach.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
I can barely get into my car. Yeah, this is
this guy's thing. Two nights in a mountain hut along
the way. Guy's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Does your car have floorboards that drop down when you
open the door?

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
This one? No, my suburban, But yeah, I love those.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
I do too. I like that grip and the seal.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Just lean back, grab that thing and haul yourself in
like your an astronaut getting into the recapsule.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Christ, do you probably need those on like an escort.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
He recently recovered from a fall about of shingles and heart.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Failure earlier this year.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Oh my, He says. He climbs every week. He previously
summited Mount Fuji at age ninety six and marked his
ninety ninth birthday and O two by climbing another mountain
that Tom will try and pronounce now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Oh gosh, uh nabi wai yama sounds good to me.
There may be an extra syllable in there somewhay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
It is good with extra eel sauce. Oh yeah, look
good for.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
This guyday when you're old him and anything he does
is going to be a record. There's a photograph of.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Him as old as anything. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Why are they taking pictures of this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Guy like times into heaven? Yet not yet? It's like
an old sock.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
The thing around his waist is to keep the crap,
the crap from flowing up after resoils himself.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
God love him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Oh prepared, You didn't want to do the story.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
I want a mask only West fifty pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
What's happening about?

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Okay? I once got knuckled deep with Tokyo Rose. I
bet you did.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
I remember when these mountains were volcanoes, you piss head.
Take me to take me to Everest. Show him where's
the remote?

Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Thank you? You do you need oxygen up there?

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Like you his basement? That?

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Well, thank you very much. Chick is that sports? Yeah?
That completes our sports broadcast. We have time to chick in.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
I look over there and I see it's the Silac
Insurance News desks deck.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
That was so close you might just say Dick News.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Silac Insurance News Desk.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
A new show called Are You My First promises to
be Love Island for Virgins?

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
That sounds disgusting creative.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Created by the producers of the hit show Love Island.
And if you've not sat through that, and I know
Tom that you probably have not.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
It is something the dating series of Buzz.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
But now do you remember we had an article about
this virgin show last year when they were casting it,
and it had a different name.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
The series will follow twenty one virgins on their quest
to lose their virginity. It'll premiere August eighteenth. Participants range
in age from twenty four to thirty four. Many are Mormon.
The host the host of the show former bachelor Colton
under Would, and Caitlin Bristow, who starred in the Bachelorette.
In June, TLC premiered its new show.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Virgins the Learning Channel.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Which stars four so called drank bloomers ranging in age
from thirty four to forty two, as they look to
have sex for the first time. So they're apparently competing
virgin shows.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
And when they did the casting for this, if I'm
not mistaken, because we had an article about it, I
dug it up and it was called Virgin Island. And
I've got a feeling. Anyone want to guess why I
think the night it's going to be a good night?
I think yeah, because it's been called Epstein Island. I
think that steered them away from going with that. I mean,

(01:20:43):
obviously they check IDs before they cast the people.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
You think they're going to ever be out of these
shows and people are going to stop watching them.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I don't think people will stop watching. Yeah, yeah, they
folks love them. Why is that?

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
I don't know that Love Island though my kids are
all about it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
My girls watched Do you kind of like it too?
When they're home and I'll sit and watch it. I
what is it?

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
What is the They're just really good looking people that
are hooking up on this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Beautiful instead of having real friends. You watch them?

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
Did you guys see the Nikky Glazer one s Boy Island?

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
That I did not. It was crazy. I actually watched
them that What was that one about? Sex? Here? Right?
A little more? I think it was HBO so it
could be a little more. Yeah it was, Yeah, it
was there nudity.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
No, I'm not going to watch till they have a
penetration island.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I don't think they're going to name it that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Well they're penetrating Okay, okay, what narcissist island?

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
I love is very involved at all? But yeah, okay, Well,
Virgin Island is the goal to get laid yea the
first time? And Mormons, Yeah you win, here's your prize,
new sheets, don't the Mormons heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Yeah, that's how they know they've got a winner. There's
a Japanese flag over Hut number seven.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Don't the Mormons have a loophole with sex? Do you
know what I'm talking about? But no, it's called soaking.
Oh what's that? What's that?

Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
I don't know if I can describe it on the air,
you have to look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
But oh, is this the one where other people are
involved and they come in and shake the bed or something.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
That is part of it? Interesting? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Okay, Well we'll explore this and many other things, including
when we come back Comedium Kastaki Katamopolis with our NFL
update from the Orelioto Parts Studios.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (01:22:35):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Even though we're not too much to look at. You
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Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, hello,
Josh Arnold, Chick, Ace Cosby, and we're in the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
I'm Chick, Hello Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Hello, Chick McGee. We're going to talk with our NFL
correspondent Kostacki Economopolis.

Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
There he is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
We got him on the big screen live from Los Angeles, California.
Kostacki a full disclosure. Kostacki is biased because he is
a fan of the Atlanta Falcons. Think that's fair to say,
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, good team?

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Are you in good spirits already for your team this season?

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:23:27):
I think my team has a small up arrow. That's
always nice when you're a fan.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, okay, very good, very good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
And you have done an analysis the pre season examining it.
Do you have any interesting observations for us here in
the Bomb and Tom program? Yeah, I love that It's
all back.

Speaker 13 (01:23:46):
Cowboys star Michaeh Parsons asked for a trade from the team,
to which Jack Dak Prescott replied, wait, we.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Could do that.

Speaker 13 (01:23:54):
Would I would like to trade be traded from the
count Dallas Cowboys. Parsons is staging a hold in he's present,
but he refuses to engage in team activities. I think
that's what my wife did the last two years of
the marriage.

Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
She was there, but.

Speaker 13 (01:24:13):
She refused to engage in the team activities. I see,
I had to practice by myself.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Her hold, if you will.

Speaker 13 (01:24:22):
Yes, like getting good coach, I can only work with
the players who are here.

Speaker 8 (01:24:27):
And ready to go.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Couldn't really go deep. No, no, that's a shallow even.

Speaker 8 (01:24:33):
I tried to explain to her. I'm a comedian.

Speaker 13 (01:24:35):
There's no such thing as guaranteed money. Like I guess
she got what she wanted. Now she's a free.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Agent, so I see, I see. Very nice.

Speaker 13 (01:24:43):
The Patriots unveiled their new Tom Brady statue. The statue,
the statue is only slightly less mobile than the actual
Tom Brady.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
It's a statue. Yet he was not very He didn't
do a lot of it's Brad's He just they just
won super Bowls.

Speaker 13 (01:25:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did all right, just just standing
there like ded burrito.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
He did fine.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
No, up, kaushaki chicken. I have already had an argument
this morning. Oh you just woke up, I guess. But
I don't know if you saw this, but Joe Flacco
has been chosen to be the uh, the starter for
the Browns. That's right, and I embraced that because as
a man of a certain age, Joe Flacco one of
I think I think maybe two, possibly more than the

(01:25:32):
starting quarterbacks in the NFL that are men of a
certain age, if you will, right, And I do understand
from a conversation with other people that Joe Flacco is
a really cool, nice guy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
So your thoughts on that? Oh what was wait? Who
was on what side? You were?

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
You were pro Joe Flacco?

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:25:48):
Like, nah, you got to look at the future.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
That's right, she puts the day put Shadoor or that
other guy in there. Dylan the movie star Dylan Gabriel
brought him in. Gosh, he's good, isn't he good looking?
Dylan Gabriel?

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
And what a great name. He's a handsome guy. That's
such a cool spot.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
I don't know if he's related to that Roman Gabriel
and those Gabriels, I don't know, but man, he's a
good looking guy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Roman Gabriel was in a movie I forget the name of.
It was a motorcycle thing. No, it was in John
Wayne movie. Really yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Long Haim and Merlin Olsen were in the movie. Ye,
Joe Namath was in a motorcycle movie of all things. Right,
but I'm sorry, kistockey back to you or you are
you a fan of the older quarterbacks.

Speaker 8 (01:26:31):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 13 (01:26:32):
I think that's the right choice for now. I mean,
obviously he's not gonna play all season. They'll play some
of those guys. But they you know, they say if
you have two quarterbacks, you have none. Well, the Browns
currently have I'm not exaggerating six quarterbacks on their roster.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
By that math, they now have negative football. It's six quarterbacks.

Speaker 13 (01:26:52):
That's one for each stage of grief. And you might
be saying there only five stages of agree, not if
you're a Browns fan.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Roman Gabriel was in the movie The Undefeated with John
Way and Rock Hudson I think, and Merlin Olsen.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Oh, it's a great one, Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
And he played an indigenous Native American whatever you want
to call it, right, he did in that movie. Yes,
I'm Gabriel did Okay, I don't know what his heritage was.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
His name in the movie was blue Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
They made their own magazine later on.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
No, that's I knew. I knew it was dangerous saying that,
But go right ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Okay, I'm sorry, KISTOCKI back to you now, Kastaki. We
should put out the year the proprietor of a very
special place in the world of the Internet.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
In that place is called what All Pro Lines.

Speaker 13 (01:27:42):
In fact, we're kicking off our annual confidence pool that
benefits the v Foundation. So come join us at All
Pro Lines. We'll be info there. Bob Kavoyan is playing
as he always does, and I'll be there, my brother,
a bunch of NFL nerds come to It's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Okay, uh now back to the action. What else have
you got for us?

Speaker 13 (01:28:05):
Every NFL team will feature a message in the end
zone again this year.

Speaker 8 (01:28:08):
They could choose from.

Speaker 13 (01:28:09):
Four options, end racism, stop hate, choose love, or inspire
change in the Falcon Stadium, Can we.

Speaker 8 (01:28:16):
Just put bring ball here.

Speaker 14 (01:28:19):
On the end zone?

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Maybe that's all they need.

Speaker 13 (01:28:22):
A little that would be good, a little more instruction,
a little reminder.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
I'm surprised they haven't gone more commercial. Oh yeah, right yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
In one of these days it's going to be the
you know, the Firestone end zone or whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:28:38):
Right right?

Speaker 13 (01:28:38):
This always makes me laugh anyway, Like the Saints are
going to end racism. They can't even beat the Falcons,
you know what I mean? Like that's it just seems
one step of it. When the Chargers play, does it
say hello?

Speaker 8 (01:28:54):
Is anybody there is that. Maybe that that would be
good because they.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Have trouble drawing a crowd.

Speaker 13 (01:29:00):
Yeah, Jordan Addison got suspended for agreeing to a wet
reckless charge?

Speaker 8 (01:29:07):
Have you ever heard of that? Chick ever?

Speaker 11 (01:29:09):
Not?

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
What is that?

Speaker 13 (01:29:12):
It's basically a dy like a like a softer agreement
that you did something wrong with drinking and driving.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
It's very weird language.

Speaker 13 (01:29:23):
W et wet, Yes, wet reckless sounds like something from
the Diddy case. Like that is an odd legal term
I've never heard of. If that doesn't sound like a
porn title, I don't know what does. Yeah, he plays
for the Vikings, a historically violent boat maniac group of people.

(01:29:45):
They were boat maniacs. A wet reckless is the most
polite thing a Viking has ever been accused of. Gino
Smith said of the Downs, let them sleep, I don't
want them to see us coming.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
That also sounds like something from the Diddy case, ah
or the Cosby case.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 13 (01:30:06):
Chub drawing encouraging reviews at camp also sounds like from
the Let's Go to the octobox. Also, Matt Stafford has
an aggravated disc there's another interestinct phrase. You know, Hey,
got it a wet reckless he was.

Speaker 8 (01:30:22):
Doing the twists.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Gotta be careful, all right, here's the closing aggravated disc
that sounds like that sounds like a title of a
Lewis Black album. Good night everybody, Okay, there you very much.
Kastaki Acadamopolis, our NFL correspondent. Kastoki will be at Mason
City Limits coming up Friday September fifth in Mason City, Illinois,
and then Saturday, September sixth Belterra Casino and Florence, Indiana

(01:30:48):
with Bob Zaney and Greg han part of the Ron
Sexton Memorial Tour. That'll be a cool show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
What's again?

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
That is fun show Saturday September six with a mister
Zaney and Greg Hahn.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
That'll be great.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Details on Facebook and Instagram. Kistacki Economopolis and if you
can't spell it, just go co s T A k
I and it'll lead you to everything in Kostaki land.
That's right and kistaki am I correct and saying you
did get organized. You are going to Germany with your
is it with your brother to go see the Falcons

(01:31:20):
play over there.

Speaker 13 (01:31:21):
Yes, the Falcons and the Cults are playing each other.

Speaker 8 (01:31:25):
This year in Berlin.

Speaker 13 (01:31:27):
Uh, sadly it's week ten, it is not week nine.
This is an opportunity, but it is November nine, and
my brother and I are going and we got tickets
and we're meeting my brother's bone Marrow donor, who is
a German, and we're all going to go to the
Falcons game.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
That's Bone Marrow donor. That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
That's great though. And you and your brother, Your brother's
doing well and has he ever met this gentleman?

Speaker 13 (01:31:56):
Yeah, they've met once before. Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Did they have to I don't know enough about bone Marrow.
Did they have to be in the same room when
they did it?

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Or is it?

Speaker 8 (01:32:05):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:32:06):
In fact, it's after the fact. You can check a box.
It's like speed dating. If you both want to meet
each other, they could introduce you. But yeah, they send
it across the ocean and saved his life.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
It's it's a great story.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Wow, that is amazing and what a cool thing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Oh this guy, yeah, who was the donor? Kostoki? He's
gonna want money when he sees you. You gotta know that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
How do you feel about a Falcons ticket? There you go?

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Wow, that's really cool. That'll be fun. Who's the home team,
by the way, how do they do that?

Speaker 8 (01:32:34):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
I forget we looked at I think they do.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
They do, absolutely designate a home team for these European games.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Yeah, but I don't know how it.

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Got a couple of surprises just around the corner, including
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This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Jess Oker. Hello, there's
Pat Godwin. Hi, Chick, Josh Arnold, Chickster Ace Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGann.

Speaker 14 (01:34:27):
Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
We have a special guest we do indeed, joining us
in the Studio's comedian David Brooks. David is on his
way to go bananas in Cincinnati. He'll be there, Uh,
coming up this weekend. We'll talk to David. On a
matter of moments. We've had a shuffling of chairs in
the room because Christy Lee had an appointment of a

(01:34:47):
medical nature. Apparently you don't have to make anything up.
She stormed out, Okay, storm, what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Baby baby number three?

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Throwing stuff?

Speaker 8 (01:34:56):
It's exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
She's getting her heel scrape.

Speaker 6 (01:35:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Jess Hooker is sitting in over there at the news desk.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Hi, Jess, Hi. Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
We were talking yesterday. You brought up Now that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Is the standard greeting for you, Tom. Have you noticed
that when you say hello to people and they people
they were not with a oh hey, They go oh hey, Tom, how.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Just because I challenged up yesterday, you are a motorcycle enthusiast.

Speaker 14 (01:35:24):
I do have a motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Yeah. We had a story about a guy who was
arrested driving a motorcycle naked. Yeah, And I was thinking
about this. Do you think he had shoes on? He'd
have to have shoes on.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
It'd be tough to.

Speaker 14 (01:35:36):
Like I said, the worst decision I ever made on
a motorcycle was riding in flip flops. That's not safe
at all. I don't even know if it's safe to
drive a car in flip flops.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
It is not. Yeah, yeah, it's illegal in some states.

Speaker 14 (01:35:49):
Right, Yeah, so I guess he I don't know. You
think he had his motorcycle boots on and then nothing else.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
No idea, that'd be a look, that'd be a hell
of a look.

Speaker 6 (01:35:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Uh yeah, there's probably people that would right now are
getting excited talking about that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
David Brooks, have you ever been on a motorcycle?

Speaker 16 (01:36:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
I am black? No, no, no? What is that a racial
The moment, the.

Speaker 16 (01:36:11):
Moment she said flip flops, I said, my grandma would
never They're dangerous. I didn't know they were so expensive.
Total guy to show. He was like this, Harley Davis
is worth this much. I love it more than anyone
in my life. I was like, you have four kids,
so I'm too scared to ride a motorcycle.

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
Well, we got a letter this morning about the guy
in Orlando said that you are at all times prepared
to slide. You want to have you want your dress
for the slide, ye not the right okay, yeah, loose
gravel when you don't want to you don't want to
be naked on your motors. That'd be one of the
reasons for the leather, right, Yeah, it doesn't just look cool,
and also it's actually pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
It does look cool though, right Yeah, yeah it's scary.
It looks scary. Yeah, the leather scared.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
But you never saw the if you ever saw the
village people, that biker guy. You know, this guy probably
never even got on a moped. He did not look
like he.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Was my figure thing. Okay, I can't picture him, I'll
google it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
He had the handlebar mustache. Yeah, he had the big
bushy mustache. And the way he was prancing on stage.
I really didn't see this guy happening on a hurle.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Glenn Hughes was the motorcycle guy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
Victor Willis, Philippe Rose, Randy Jones, David Hodo, and Glenn
Hughes an original village and.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
The Victor Willis wrote the songs.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
Victor Willis wrote and sang a great voice. Yeah, and
you know he's using it for YMCA or whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:37:33):
Is the only one of them still alive.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
I think you might be correct, and I think mister
Willis is still alive. I believe. Let's talk about Willis.
Thank you very much. That's good, David Brooks this year
with us.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
David, I don't know much about you, although I've been
told in the hallway that you know some of my children.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:37:50):
I played football with Lucy. Actually much better than Willie,
but I played football. I played football, right, she's good
in Oklahoma drill very upsetting your ankle. I remember when
I met I remember when I met Lucy and Willie.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Remember that I went to Lucy played briefly.

Speaker 16 (01:38:09):
Yeah, it was better than most the people we had.
I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
She's a girl.

Speaker 16 (01:38:14):
I'm like, yeah, you can't hold onto the football, so
I don't care. I want to win. Yeah, yeah, so yeah,
going to private school is fun. They taught me what
I do want, which is rich kids who don't like dairy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
I want to That's what I want.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
I want.

Speaker 16 (01:38:28):
I want spoiled black children that are very, very wealthy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Well, it's easy to come by if you're baby in
the NBA.

Speaker 16 (01:38:37):
Yeah, not as much as it's a comedian. This girl
asked me, she goes, what do you do. I go,
I'm a comedian. She goes, oh, so you're not rich,
And I was like, I don't know why. That was
the follow up to that. So, yeah, I like private school.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
Yeah, good for you. Did you go to the same
school my kids.

Speaker 16 (01:38:51):
I played football there because our school, Orchard, didn't have
a football team. Ah okay, yeah, So then we had
it at Park Tutor and I went to play football
and I liked it. I did because I got to
figure out what a lake house was. I learned that quick.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
I was like, Oh, there's another house that they have.

Speaker 16 (01:39:10):
They I grew up poor. They have another house which
people don't have blinds in their house. They let you
look in because they're like, you're not going to come
in there.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
When you're poor. You protect everything.

Speaker 16 (01:39:21):
And so I learned that pretty quickly at private school.
Put your mind to for ten thousand dollars a semester.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
So now do you this is an interesting topic for me?
Uh uh And from miss Hooker. I don't know if
you've heard about this. The NFL has released a line
of Crocs Official Crocs. Yes, now are you a Crocs?

Speaker 14 (01:39:44):
Where I am? And I'm unapologetic about it?

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
Well you better apologize to somebody.

Speaker 14 (01:39:50):
By god, I know you real, real mad.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
I don't care for the Crocs, Tom, I know, but
you're a shoe guy. That's why I don't care for
They're not shoes, They're I don't know what they are.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
Mister Brooks, you have any feelings about shoes? Are you
a bigger?

Speaker 16 (01:40:03):
I don't like crocs because they make you wear them
in jail, So I'm not really so I'm like, these
don't feel like they felt a camp. So I'm with him.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
That's an angle.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
I thought I was not aware of that, Pat, Is
that absolutely true?

Speaker 6 (01:40:20):
I've been you's got to get back fourteen hours a
couple of hours.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
I thought they made you like buy shoes in jail,
and like when you get there, you kind of have
to pay for your own like these paper Yeah, and
then people can actually donate to like a fund. Do
you have certain things like.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
This was this was in St.

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
Louis. This is prison, that's prison jail. This was a
short term kind of thing. Really yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:40:50):
Wow, you could put money in somebody's account and then
they can go to the commissary and buy right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Right, do you have like a I got the blooney
g FM go fun under me?

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
What are you trying to do? You know we want
to help you. No, exactly, I know I'm trying to
go under the butt. Have you not in front of
its guest?

Speaker 8 (01:41:14):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Have you had any experience in the in the I'll
use the tactical term the slammer, if you will.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Yeah, just briefly. Uh.

Speaker 16 (01:41:23):
My first love before uh comedy was selling drugs. That
was more possable stand up love, stand up love, my dreams.
I love money more. And before I did stand up that,
I got in trouble for that. So I learned very
quickly in jail. I don't like crocs. I like to exfolier.
You can't do that in jail.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
So I'm very booshe.

Speaker 16 (01:41:44):
I'm a private school kid, so I like seconds in
the hot bar bar. So there's there's that. I learned
that in private school. I learned that you don't have
that at school seventy seven, you know. I like how
of cheese, you know, stuff like that. In jail was
a they didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
Like to talk. People weren't really friendly. I like to
communicate social There's no small talk in jail.

Speaker 6 (01:42:07):
If you will, Is that your experience, pad, Yeah, there
was a little bit of small talk because it's these
two guys were trying to get a guy not to
go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
So because there was only three of us in there,
so there was oh they didn't want him going like
number two. Yeah, so there's there was a it was
a loud conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Actually, I didn't know that was a that was a choice.
It kind of just takes over right.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
They asked him specifically not to do that. Huh, yeah,
what do you do? He goes, hey, I have to
and they go, no, you can't. That's exactly what happened. Yeah,
that's that's brutally the wars.

Speaker 16 (01:42:40):
When somebody notices me from that time doing stand up,
all that happened. Yeah, I had a guy now was
locked up with a briefly very nice guy. He saw
me at a show and goes, you weren't that funny?
At least you're not in trouble anymore. So it's the
same thing. I go, I guess yea in the comics
were like, how do you know him? Oh my god,
knw him? They're like, not know. We had the same

(01:43:01):
bunk together. David didn't want to snort coffee. He just
liked to talk and I was like, thank you, thank
you for that. So it's like nice to see those people.
But it's just also like it's jail's very interesting people's
perception of it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Pat, what what what happened? Did this poor guy just
hold it? He held it?

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
Yeah, well you think they'd want you think the other
prisoners would want that area empty and clean.

Speaker 8 (01:43:23):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:43:24):
Yes, nobody showered in Joe. They're like, why are you
trying to shower? I was like, well, I have to
do my routine. And I went to the shower and
looked and was like, oh, no, one showers for fear
of It's just gross. They argued over family guy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
I mean it was.

Speaker 16 (01:43:41):
I mean, I never watched a full of John Cena
movie a day of my life until I went to jail.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
So that and I was like, yeah, I'm fine, Pat.
Did you shower in jail?

Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
No? I was just in that you know, fourteen hour
kind of holding cell thing. Ah, there's no shower in there.
Toilet it wasn't being used.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
Now a couple of updates.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
We were talking about some new words out there, Missiker.

Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
I don't know if you've heard about this, but the.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
Cambridge Dictionary has released their list of new words. Okay,
and one of them that I think maybe Josh actually
landed on it was the mouse jiggler.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
You know what that is? A mouse jiggler.

Speaker 14 (01:44:26):
I mean it sounds dirty, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
It's computer related.

Speaker 14 (01:44:31):
Yeah, I assume it's as people have worked from home
and they track their mouse movement. You have to jiggle
your mouse so that it looks like you're working.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Yeah, And I was not aware of this as a thing.
And then I asked if, in fact, is there a
mechanical device that will if you want to get up
and leave and you know, go to target on a
target run, can you have pretend your mouse is moving. Yeah,
I've got a letter here. Yes, there is a device
that will do that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Yeah, And I believe it's also used to fudge certain
types of ratings in the world we live in.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
But interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:45:07):
Yeah, you know what I do to appear like I'm working.
I just do this a lot. Well, you're looking at me.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
Oh you pretend to be typing? Okay, move your fingers. Okay, Well,
so what are you working on? You got a song
for us?

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
That's not where I was going, just trying to at Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Okay, okay, just give me a six What other words
were there? Oh, there's a whole bunch of them. There
are six thousand of them. Actually brain flossing.

Speaker 14 (01:45:32):
Oh, I don't know that one. Anybody I know brain
floss is a publication or a website.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
There's mental flaws. The term brain flossing, according to the
Cambridge Dictionary, is a way of relaxing or reducing stress
that involves listening through headphones to music and other sounds
that have been recorded in a way that they seem
to move around.

Speaker 16 (01:45:53):
Oh okay, yeah, channel channel. I never who came up
with these words? How do they decide? Do they in
the room and go this is the word I have
for this year.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
They have a committee of a lot of people and
then the once again, the idea is if they think
these words are going to be around for a long time.
Here's task masking.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
Task masking.

Speaker 14 (01:46:18):
I don't know that one.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Either appearing to be busy at work when you're not
working at all, you think, I.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
Know, Josh, right now, I'm gonna put these words down.
Be quiet, I'm drawing, ask shut it up.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
This is a This is a pretty good one. I've
I've noticed this, but I've never heard the term. Uh
smartphone face And it's related to a movie movies. Wow, okay?

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
Is it when the glow of the smartphone is in
your face? No, A good guess.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
It's when you're watching a movie and you see an
actor that just doesn't look like they could possibly be
existing in that period.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
Oh, that's actually a pretty good term.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Yeah, Like you see Gwyneth Paltrow with a great set
of teeth and you go Bridgerton.

Speaker 14 (01:47:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's a that's a
good show that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
Does that well. Yeah, the people, there's no way they track. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:47:16):
Collaborating, okay, so it's collaborate and sharing.

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
A woman explaining something in a much more detailed way
than is necessary sounds like me, often making the explanation
more confusing.

Speaker 14 (01:47:32):
This is me, this man explaining the opposite collaborate, collaborate,
definish Is a woman a girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
Yeah? Celeb bait?

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
You'll never believe what's so and so looks like?

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
Now, Yeah, an attempt to steal private information or money
from someone using fake photographs of celebrities them to be
that's my guess, was more nefarious than Yeah, yours is
more a click bait ish. But once again, this is
from the Cambridge Dictionary. Six thousand words added yesterday. What delulu?

Speaker 16 (01:48:15):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:48:15):
Yeah, delusion.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
You used that?

Speaker 14 (01:48:17):
Yeah, no, I haven't. I'm familiar with it though.

Speaker 13 (01:48:20):
No.

Speaker 14 (01:48:20):
And if I said de Lulu in a conversation really
with any.

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
Of you, yeah, you'd be Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:48:26):
I know better. I know, yeah, I know my audience.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
I am so Delulu today. Everyone's Delulu today.

Speaker 14 (01:48:35):
You know how he would look at me if I
said that?

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
What are you saying?

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Sounds a little gay? Okay, yeah, I mean a lot. Yeah,
it sounds like it sounds like an insult. I'm not
trying to be mean here. It sounds like a pejorityundry.
It's taking me years to polish it in such a
way that it comes. It comes.

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Speaker 3 (01:50:35):
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Speaker 4 (01:50:37):
There's Jess Hooker, Hi, Pat Godwin, I checked Josh Arnold. Bye,
Ayce Cosby, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
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Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
Hello, Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
We've got a special guest joining a studio, comedian David Brooks.
We'll talk with David in just a second. I'm still
reviewing new words in the dictionary. I think I enjoy
these because some of them get me so angry because
they're so stupid. We talked about smartphone face. I like
that one, which is if you're watching a movie and
you see it's a period piece and you see someone

(01:51:09):
and go nobody looked like that back then. That kind
of bugs me. Or when they the variation that would
be when they use phrases you know they didn't use then.
There was that really good show about John Wilkes booth.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
Last year.

Speaker 14 (01:51:26):
Yes, and what did he say?

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
And then the guy said, oh, I've got the intel
on where John Wilkes booth. No nobody said that back then.

Speaker 16 (01:51:35):
Or Greg Gatsby when they had jay Z Music and
Greg Gatsby.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
I was like people weren't free. That's how they wrote
that book. I remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
Yeah, that was a little bit different. There's a certain
dramatic allowance as we make. I give you Hamilton other
certain watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
Hamilton was white.

Speaker 10 (01:51:56):
Art.

Speaker 16 (01:51:56):
It was about slavery, and I was like, well, I'll
get a front row ticket now I want to be educated.

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
You know what a again?

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
These these are new words from the the Cambridge Dictionary
release yesterday. Airport theory. This is so stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:52:12):
I don't think this one should absolutely not count. It's
two separate words and they're just combining.

Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
I there a social media trend where travelers arrive at
the airport fifteen minutes before their flight departs, rather than
several hours earlier. This is so stupid, but it's had
four hundred million views on TikTok.

Speaker 8 (01:52:31):
Wow.

Speaker 14 (01:52:33):
I'm not I'm not that short. But I don't get
to the airport more than an hour before the flight,
and I bored at the absolute last minute.

Speaker 3 (01:52:41):
I like to be there. I like to be there
two hours. That's two. Maybe I'm exaggerate. Three three.

Speaker 14 (01:52:47):
You're such an old white guy.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
Should I know?

Speaker 6 (01:52:50):
I'm stressed when I go through the TA I like
to be there carrying drugs and I go through.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
It's not terrible sit at the airport. There are worse places.

Speaker 14 (01:52:57):
Yeah, yeah, But there is also an opposite situation where
people get there really early because there's nothing they can do,
like they're just kind of held hostage at the airport,
and they get to relax, like they feel like it's
the only place they can relax lonely.

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
I call those people that the airport is not reset.

Speaker 2 (01:53:16):
Get your shoes shine.

Speaker 3 (01:53:18):
Oh he loves that. Yeah, I get your shoes shine.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
But I'm on the fence about I don't want to
drink too much coffee because most airports don't have some
really good coffee places. And but you know, then you
got to get in the plane and all of a
sudden that that seat belt light comes on and you're
stuck in your seat and you've really got a you know,
explosive event occurring in your bawbles.

Speaker 16 (01:53:39):
You get your shoes shined at the airport, you guys,
get no, no, only that's not a good look looking
at you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:49):
That's that's that's.

Speaker 14 (01:53:50):
Not a good detail. Shoes there too.

Speaker 2 (01:53:54):
I think that's been that's been my I've been saying
that's that that. There are two things you want to invent.
One is a way to clean people's athletic shoes at
the airport would be huge. The other is if you
can get chewing gum off of sidewalks.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
That would that's the that's happiness.

Speaker 2 (01:54:10):
Someone's going to invent that way, and that's gonna make
them a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
Yeah, okay. The shoes signing so funny the airport.

Speaker 16 (01:54:16):
Oh yeah, I'm just looking for the signs in the
bathroom that says whites and colors.

Speaker 3 (01:54:21):
What are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
The gentleman shining my shoes a heavy tipper? Sure, sure, yeah,
wearing your George Wallace Pin comedian George Well, sure yeah,
he's got a lot, he's she checks several boxes. Uh
huh okay.

Speaker 10 (01:54:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:54:41):
Other new words egg flation, that's just dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:54:45):
But that's not going to last. I don't know why there,
because it's already period times over now egg eggs became
very month.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
Yeah yeah, cozy maxing, what's that now? The act of
creating a war. I'm comfortable relaxing environment around you to
decrease or avoid stress. That's just a stupid word.

Speaker 14 (01:55:05):
It's very very common though, like it's almost like an
adult palette. You guys remember making palettes when you.

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
Were sure, Yeah, pillows and blankets on the floor. Yeah,
but like.

Speaker 14 (01:55:18):
It's over the top, like there's a scent and there's
visual aids and it's all cozy and soft and yeah,
that's essentially what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
Whatever you gotta do to decompress. But the word is silly.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
Yeah, Josh, do you have any unusual things you do
to decompress, You like candles or.

Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
I do have candles in my house, but I I
just have them lit, not so much to decompress.

Speaker 2 (01:55:42):
I just like for me to decompress, they just go
and collapse. Sure, horizontal surface, yeah yeah. Or in your car, Yeah,
I'm trying the meditation. I fell asleep in my car
the other day, right, I was picking up.

Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
At the swimming pool, you know, me up.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
A member of our staff, mister Kessler, beat on my window. Sorry.

Speaker 14 (01:56:05):
Well, we know how gentle and kind he is, so
I'm sure it didn't scare you.

Speaker 2 (01:56:10):
I was. I was asleep at the wheel where Yeah,
I pulled up and was he there? He goes to
the Yes, No, he goes to an exercise class. Were
on the air you know what a benevolence bump is.
I assume this was something involving pregnancy. No, it's a

(01:56:34):
period of time when people are generally kinder and more
helpful to each other.

Speaker 3 (01:56:39):
This will happen after national tragedies.

Speaker 2 (01:56:42):
Yeah, I was, oh yeah, okay, yeah, so we're due
around here.

Speaker 14 (01:56:47):
It happens when someone goes off on you with a
little misplaced anger and then the next day they're super
super nice to you because they.

Speaker 3 (01:56:55):
Would stop talking about it one time. Gosh, loulu.

Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
Well, we have other stacks of news over there. What
have you got in the news over there? At the
Silac Insurance news desk?

Speaker 14 (01:57:08):
Speaking of new words. Paramount Pictures is producing a film
and TV series based on Skibbity Toilet, with Michael Bay
attached to the project.

Speaker 3 (01:57:18):
I kind of still don't know what's skibby did it start?

Speaker 14 (01:57:23):
The series depicts a conflict between singing human headed toilets
Skibbity toilets, and humanoids with CCTV cameras, speakers, and televisions
in place of their heads. Okay, I don't know if
that helped anybody. In February of twenty twenty three, Alexi

(01:57:46):
Gerrossamov uploaded an eleven second video to his YouTube channel,
The Fuck Bloom he wrote it. He wrote it, not
me call it. YouTube channel was called.

Speaker 2 (01:58:01):
It's It's it's it's it's. Let me spell it for you.
It's spelled d A f u Q.

Speaker 3 (01:58:11):
Spelled it. That's not what we are.

Speaker 2 (01:58:13):
What I think it's kind of fun?

Speaker 3 (01:58:15):
Does it mean it's I heard fox.

Speaker 17 (01:58:18):
It's it's the fu Yeah, you know, I think it's
but that's just the name of his YouTube channel, and
he uploaded the video which was called Skibbity Toilet Okay,
and that's where it featured a head emerging from a
toilet singing.

Speaker 3 (01:58:33):
Is it disturbing it? I'm looking it stills it looks disturbing, Yeah,
and it's become huge. Yeah, what is it saying?

Speaker 14 (01:58:39):
Skibbity gradually evolved into more than seventy one to five
minute epic, oh many epics depicting the infinitely escalating war
between the toilets and the cyborgs. I hate I hate it,
I do I hate it. I hate reading this. I
hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:58:55):
They told they told somebody's dream no for that.

Speaker 14 (01:59:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah they traded that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:02):
Yeah, and the word it says, doesn't really This says,
it doesn't really have a definition except it's nonsense. That
can mean almost anything you'll want it is.

Speaker 14 (01:59:10):
And that's how kid, that's how kids use it. Kids
almost use it with adults to just throw them off.

Speaker 2 (01:59:16):
Yeah, it doesn't mean good, it doesn't mean bad.

Speaker 14 (01:59:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:59:20):
Michael Bay is famous for what like Pearl Harbor and
the Transformers movie by he did he did the originally
yet lot of actually a lot of explosions.

Speaker 3 (01:59:32):
Yeah, The Rock I'll defend wholeheartedly. I love them, Dodd
House to go to work, that's a great no, No,
the movie The Rock. But I'll also defend Dwayne Johnson
and in one of the Fast and Furious.

Speaker 14 (01:59:45):
This has since exploded into a cultural phenomenon associated with
Generation Alpha and Jennifer. Generation Alpha is twenty ten too.

Speaker 3 (01:59:54):
Now, Oh okay, so we're pretty young. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
Yeah, I can't keep track of all these generations. That's
a okay, I know that's generation Generation X.

Speaker 3 (02:00:03):
Would I'm just confused. Well, I think I don't worry
about it too much.

Speaker 14 (02:00:08):
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (02:00:08):
Yeah, I can still considered baby boom boomer. Are you
Generation X?

Speaker 3 (02:00:14):
I am as am I?

Speaker 8 (02:00:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:00:17):
And then Pat you, of course won't admit it. That's
that's true. I am generation the greatest generation right lived
World War Two.

Speaker 2 (02:00:28):
That's damn right.

Speaker 3 (02:00:31):
There are two baby boomers though there's seriously looking up.
What do you mean not making a joke? Yeah, two categories, categories.

Speaker 16 (02:00:39):
Always, there's too many of them. I'm like, now you
speaking my language, Get it out of here.

Speaker 3 (02:00:45):
I see.

Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
Well, we'll be coming back to the same place where
we are now. With any luck, you'll find us here
as well. And that is rejoining the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the
show is on the way.

Speaker 12 (02:01:00):
You can find us on x at Bob and Tom
or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
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Speaker 4 (02:01:10):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's
Pat Godway, Josh Arnold. Hello there, Ace Cosby. We are
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(02:01:32):
guest in the studio.

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
Joining us in the studio median David Brooks. He's helping
us translate some of these new words in the world
of slang from the the Cambridge University Dictionary. This is
an easy one. Riz charismatriz. Oh, thank you o g Riz.

Speaker 3 (02:01:53):
But you got rid for old Grandpa.

Speaker 2 (02:01:59):
I'm fully a word, okay, U slaps.

Speaker 16 (02:02:05):
Bottom town slaps, that's what they were. Stay in the street,
very very very good. I believe slaps.

Speaker 2 (02:02:09):
So I could go this taco truck slaps, meaning that
the delightful Mexican street corn that I'm having is slapping me.

Speaker 3 (02:02:18):
That taco truck can slap. But that street corn is
probably busting.

Speaker 2 (02:02:21):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (02:02:22):
Yes, or at least it was two years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
Yes, I am so it's been taken. It's been taken
to my neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (02:02:28):
I have if you said the word, if you said
the words slaps around me, I'd have real trouble. Not
hitting you in the mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:02:36):
Is what my friend says. Is overly busting, believe it
or not.

Speaker 2 (02:02:41):
That is next on this list. Busting the US s
I n apostrophe food related. If something is unbelievably good.
The example they give is this mac and cheese is
busting' Yes, unusual because to me, bus travel I've always said,
for example, the the the plane manufacturer air Bus. I

(02:03:03):
thought that was kind of you know, bus travel, I
think is considered to be less than luxurious.

Speaker 3 (02:03:08):
Yeah, it's more comfortable than airplanes now though, Yeah, I
did great on growing up a lot. I know that
route from Atlanta here.

Speaker 16 (02:03:16):
Oh yeah, were you ever a busted if you will,
not the way some of my bussed back in the day.
But I have definitely been on a bus. I have
for gret Megabus, I remember that.

Speaker 3 (02:03:26):
That was Yeah, that was always nice. Mega Bus was nice.
It was like based on how many people actually have taken. Yeah,
WiFi was spotty, but it was busting.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
Here's one A situationship.

Speaker 14 (02:03:39):
Yes, you know what it means, Yeah, I do. It's uh.
I have a lot of friends who are going through
their first divorce and so they're entering the dating world
and they're not necessarily in a relationship, but they are
talking to someone or seeing them casually, also having sex
on occasion, and this.

Speaker 2 (02:03:57):
Is a situation slow down.

Speaker 14 (02:04:00):
That's writing stuff, right, Is that what you would say adult?

Speaker 3 (02:04:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (02:04:08):
I mean when Josh is saying what are we doing well?
Pat mcgaine, you were like, I haven't been married well
because you do situationships, Joshua, Well, you.

Speaker 3 (02:04:16):
Know you say lesson out here. It says initationships.

Speaker 2 (02:04:19):
We we hang out all the time, but he won't
call me his girlfriend.

Speaker 18 (02:04:24):
It's a situationship, right, And the big thing with this
is is when he or she doesn't post you on
social media, you're not really in a relationship until they
acknowledge you on social media.

Speaker 2 (02:04:38):
We can convince both these people to call them a
tall building and jump together.

Speaker 3 (02:04:41):
Okay, good.

Speaker 2 (02:04:44):
NPC.

Speaker 14 (02:04:47):
I don't know, I don't know, NPC.

Speaker 3 (02:04:49):
Not not politically correct.

Speaker 2 (02:04:51):
That's close.

Speaker 3 (02:04:52):
That's that's an excellent quess.

Speaker 2 (02:04:54):
Not playable character borrowed from video games, someone who's unoriginal
or robotic.

Speaker 3 (02:05:00):
Whole movie about that called Free Guy with Ryan Reynolds. Oh,
where he was like one of them or something.

Speaker 2 (02:05:06):
I see this is suss he's acting.

Speaker 3 (02:05:12):
Because there's sus.

Speaker 2 (02:05:13):
Yeah, okay, this is this is a good one. I'm
going to see if Godwin can get this one.

Speaker 3 (02:05:17):
Touch grass, Touch grass? How old am I touch grass?
Does it have anything to do with grounding?

Speaker 2 (02:05:27):
This is something you would say to your son. Yeah, oh,
get outside and play yep.

Speaker 14 (02:05:32):
Essentially, it's when you've been in front of a screen
too long and you need to get outside.

Speaker 2 (02:05:36):
I like that. Yeah, touch the grass, get away from
the screen.

Speaker 3 (02:05:39):
Very very good.

Speaker 2 (02:05:40):
Just some of the words that are being shoved down
our throats in the the Cambridge Dictionary.

Speaker 3 (02:05:46):
Well, but these are very valuable to know.

Speaker 14 (02:05:49):
The touch grass thing. I know some some guys my
my son's age, when they watch when they watch football,
they'll go out and they do touch grass at halftime
because they're all wound up from the game.

Speaker 3 (02:06:05):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 13 (02:06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (02:06:07):
So it's just like, hey, let's go touch grass for
a second, guys, and they just like stand outside, you know,
and then come back in.

Speaker 3 (02:06:13):
Oh good, which the grass. Yeah, Willy goes to my son.

Speaker 2 (02:06:18):
Willy goes and touches the atm Oh, there you go.
After the first half, bets may have fallen through. Jess
Hooker is sitting in for Chrissy Lee at the Sielink
Insurance news desk. What's in your stack of news?

Speaker 3 (02:06:30):
Over there?

Speaker 14 (02:06:31):
A San Antonio Library book has finally made its way
home eighty two years late. The book Your Child, His
Family and Friends, by Francis Bruce strain was checked out
in July of nineteen forty three and turned in this
June by a person in Oregon. It came out with
the note. Oh, it came with the note that said,

(02:06:53):
I hope there's no late fee for it, because grandma
won't be able to pay any more.

Speaker 2 (02:06:59):
Wow, nest nuts, Is that because our grandma be dead?

Speaker 14 (02:07:03):
I think dead?

Speaker 2 (02:07:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:07:05):
Mu assume she's out of here. Yeah, she's off the
hook now.

Speaker 14 (02:07:10):
The library says overdue fines were eliminated in twenty twenty one,
but if the fine had had been calculated three cents
a day, it would have totaled nearly nine hundred dollars,
and then, with inflation, sixteen thousand dollars. Oh look, yeah
for the late fee.

Speaker 3 (02:07:26):
What was it calling I'm.

Speaker 14 (02:07:27):
Sorry your child his family and friends?

Speaker 18 (02:07:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:07:30):
Your chapter one nineteen forty three, beat your kids?

Speaker 3 (02:07:35):
Oh yeah, those were different times. A bruised child is
a quiet chick. It was actually a good book, no joke.

Speaker 6 (02:07:45):
Had a lot of like sexual content that they that
they were able to tone down.

Speaker 3 (02:07:50):
Yeah, yeah, what's that sexual content?

Speaker 17 (02:07:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:07:53):
This? How do you know this? You read? Yeah? How
was that at ninety three? Are you kidding?

Speaker 6 (02:08:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:08:01):
I know about this book, ye, no kidding. And so
it was a popular book.

Speaker 6 (02:08:04):
A popular book, and it had some like very adult
adult themes that they handled in a very a very
good way.

Speaker 3 (02:08:11):
Interesting. Was it like a young adults book or was
it for a grown I meant for young young adults
and how to talk to them about sex? Gotchaw like
nineteen forty three sexy? I got several jokes. I can't
do the.

Speaker 14 (02:08:32):
Book.

Speaker 2 (02:08:33):
First of all, we have limited choices. Yes, yes, Grass
never sleep with an Irish man, that is true.

Speaker 3 (02:08:44):
Chapter three, you have a song about this?

Speaker 10 (02:08:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:08:47):
What how do you just talking? How do you know
about this book? My father was a professor. I heard
this crap all the time. Oh that's interesting, Okay to yell.

Speaker 14 (02:08:58):
The book is still in good condition and will be
on display at San Antonio Central Library through August before
being sold to benefit the library system.

Speaker 3 (02:09:06):
Okay, so a late book now is armed?

Speaker 14 (02:09:11):
Yeah? Or unless it's a classic like I mean, if
fat is about it?

Speaker 8 (02:09:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:09:16):
Okay, what else you got?

Speaker 14 (02:09:19):
Firefighters in Connecticut rescued a man that got stuck inside
a playground slide.

Speaker 3 (02:09:23):
Oh, man, inside the slide.

Speaker 14 (02:09:25):
Inside, let's find out the town of Vernon Fire Department
said cruise were dispatched to Northeast Elementary School.

Speaker 3 (02:09:33):
All right, boys, we got a faty. That's what we're
trained for.

Speaker 14 (02:09:37):
A confined space rescue of a forty year old adult
male stuck in a tube slide on the playground.

Speaker 2 (02:09:44):
So is this by a uh like a good dad
trying to go down the slide with his kid or.

Speaker 14 (02:09:51):
Does he have a sexual perversion?

Speaker 3 (02:09:53):
A sexual perversion?

Speaker 2 (02:09:54):
I was gonna go with homeless ki trying to stay warm,
and the.

Speaker 3 (02:09:57):
Good dad isn't a fat dad on the slide. That's what.

Speaker 14 (02:10:03):
The department said. The man was wedged feet and head
for Oh, wedged feet and head first down the slide
and stuck in the middle portion.

Speaker 3 (02:10:12):
He tried to sort of folded himself.

Speaker 2 (02:10:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a chance he was trying to.

Speaker 3 (02:10:20):
Self filat.

Speaker 2 (02:10:22):
Oh yeah, it's it's one of those tubes.

Speaker 3 (02:10:30):
Oh it's it's one of those. So this way you
can sell plate. You've got the pressure from the top
of the tube bending you closer to the air, and
then you're not also seen. Oh yeah, everybody, this happens
all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:10:44):
Quite common. Back in my day, we didn't have the
sealed slide. It was just a it was essentially a
frying pan in the sun. Yeah, it was shiny silver,
and yeah, you'd you'd scream, not for you were going
we you were going, Oh my god, my ass is
on fire.

Speaker 16 (02:11:00):
Saw those in the projects, the cheaper slides.

Speaker 14 (02:11:04):
Additional crews were called in and after they took apart
the slide, they were able to extract the man reportedly
refuse treatment at the scene, as well as transport to
a local emergency.

Speaker 3 (02:11:15):
Let's grab some dinner. Turned out to be Augustus Stoop. Yeah,
he's always getting sucking straws.

Speaker 2 (02:11:21):
And yeah, the photograph of here, there's no picture of
the guy.

Speaker 3 (02:11:25):
Oh, there's not that.

Speaker 2 (02:11:26):
And this is one of those Twisto slides. Yeah, twisto,
you know what I'm talking You know what I'm talking
about those.

Speaker 8 (02:11:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (02:11:34):
Rescuers set up ventilation equipment to keep the man cool
amid the high temperatures inside the slide.

Speaker 2 (02:11:40):
I'm pretty hot in here, Okay, I'm very hungry. Reading
the comments. This is from one of the teachers. I
hate these slides. You can't see what the kids are
doing inside. Sometimes they'll stay inside, other kids go down
and then there's multiple kids in there.

Speaker 14 (02:11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
Oh, then there's some really inappropriate.

Speaker 16 (02:11:56):
You imagine being a kid and then there's this big
fat daddy stuck.

Speaker 3 (02:12:00):
I'm stuck. Come get me off and push on my back.
I don't know if that'll get you out. Who said
anything about getting me out?

Speaker 2 (02:12:08):
I don't remember. They don't. They don't have them anymore.
Remember there was an era, in an era in which McDonald's.

Speaker 14 (02:12:15):
Had the play, had the play.

Speaker 3 (02:12:17):
I think they've gotten rid of almost.

Speaker 2 (02:12:22):
And then there were there were there were places that
had these like a big gymnasium full of those tunnels
and discoveries. Yeah, maybe, I think are they still I
know that there were two here. They're both gone now.
But I remember being a dad and going up in
those things.

Speaker 14 (02:12:37):
I know Chick fil a has playgrounds, some of those do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12:42):
And then they would have the the the pool full
of plastic balls that you'd have, u ye, science scientists
there seeing if they could discover the next form of penicillin.

Speaker 3 (02:12:56):
They were rather jermy.

Speaker 2 (02:12:58):
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Speaker 4 (02:14:30):
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Speaker 2 (02:14:34):
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The football season just around the corner.

Speaker 3 (02:14:51):
So close you can taste it.

Speaker 2 (02:14:53):
I wonder if there's certain other things that correlate to
the presence of football.

Speaker 3 (02:14:58):
Pumpkinspice season.

Speaker 2 (02:15:00):
Yeah, but I mean things like leaves fall with men
watching more football and I know women watching more football.
Are there more of certain things and less of certain things?

Speaker 3 (02:15:10):
Do potato chip sales go up? Yeah? Love goes down,
that's for sure.

Speaker 8 (02:15:14):
Really?

Speaker 3 (02:15:15):
Yeah, love goes down. Love goes down.

Speaker 16 (02:15:17):
Yeah, yeah, I love those ad friends that they love
their coats.

Speaker 3 (02:15:21):
They love their wives, but they love their coats.

Speaker 2 (02:15:24):
I see now, wasn't there some kind of a serve
like after the Super Bowl? Uh? The the losing team easy.

Speaker 3 (02:15:34):
Has more on the porn domestic?

Speaker 8 (02:15:38):
No no, no, no, you're.

Speaker 3 (02:15:41):
Not going there. I was talking about sexy time.

Speaker 2 (02:15:46):
We'll be right back after this. The comedian David Brooks
is in here.

Speaker 3 (02:15:56):
Don't they say after the oscars that cancer goes up.
I apologize for I didn't even to hope. We got
the man. I love that song. I thought you didn't
like that song. I'm the one that loved that song.

(02:16:18):
What was the stance I took her? What time zone
is it? I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (02:16:21):
Okay, all right, Well that's what we've got to. Miss
Hooker sitting in for Miss Lee. Uh, what's happening over
there at the news desk?

Speaker 14 (02:16:26):
A family in Florida was reunited with their German shepherd,
who had been missing for six.

Speaker 3 (02:16:31):
Years, who was smarter than three members.

Speaker 14 (02:16:32):
Of the family, according to people the publication. Firefighters in
Fort Lauderdale were called out to help a dog that
had fallen into a canal. Frank Gooseman Fort Lauderdale filed
fire rescue public information officer.

Speaker 3 (02:16:48):
His nickname's got to be goose.

Speaker 14 (02:16:50):
Oh yeah, what's up, told the publication. After scanning the
dog's chip, officials discovered that her name was Bella and
that she belonged to the Nicholson family in Saint Cloud.

Speaker 3 (02:17:02):
Have anybody my dog.

Speaker 14 (02:17:05):
Two hundred miles away?

Speaker 2 (02:17:06):
What the hell with my dog? The dog was two
hundred miles from home.

Speaker 14 (02:17:10):
Yes, The family was finally reunited with their long lost pet,
with Lisa Nicholson telling people hugging Bella again felt like
our family was made whole again.

Speaker 3 (02:17:20):
Me, Lisa, are you happy to have your dog?

Speaker 10 (02:17:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:17:22):
I'm so happy dog. How'd your dog get away?

Speaker 14 (02:17:26):
Well, mister Guzman explained that the Nicholson family suffered a
house fire, and they gave Bella to a friend, who,
without permission, gave her away to an unknown person.

Speaker 3 (02:17:37):
Lisa Nicholson, is that the truth? I tried to drive
three hundred miles. They wouldn't let me. Now, is that
the truth? That's the truth? Yeah, well this sounds I
don't like this.

Speaker 4 (02:17:47):
Damn dog was eating us out of house. It'll handle
You can't handle it, Oh, you can't handle it. Oh,
I'm sorry, we'll try it again tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:17:59):
Is Bella is from one of them? Was that one
of the faux Dracula movies? Right?

Speaker 3 (02:18:03):
What does it happen?

Speaker 2 (02:18:06):
Names from? You weirdo? But yeah, for a while, these
people didn't look very hard for their dog.

Speaker 3 (02:18:11):
I know it's a chipped dog.

Speaker 2 (02:18:12):
And yeah, they gave their dog to someone who then
gave the dog away. Wait a minute, now, is the
dog happy? Exactly where the hell have you been? You
want when the dog went?

Speaker 6 (02:18:25):
Man?

Speaker 3 (02:18:25):
I ran away from you people. Now, yeah, you can't.
You're gonna give me away again? You're not.

Speaker 2 (02:18:30):
The dog goes up to the guy. You're not my
real dad? You want me on that wall?

Speaker 14 (02:18:34):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:18:34):
When you is there a? Can you track your own
dog if there's a chip in the dog?

Speaker 14 (02:18:41):
No, the dog has to be scanned. If you want
to chip your dog, you have to put an air
tag of some kind on it, and then you can
see where the dog is. But a chipped dog can't
just be wea You.

Speaker 3 (02:18:50):
Can air tag, say a collar, yes, but do they
have surgically implanted air tags now for pets do?

Speaker 2 (02:18:57):
But the propositor radiates the dog?

Speaker 16 (02:19:00):
Oh yeah, that's no wife, no dog, Josh, you know,
dogs work, Yeah, I know, but these were all fair questions.

Speaker 2 (02:19:07):
The cattle they do make these collars.

Speaker 3 (02:19:13):
You can get that.

Speaker 2 (02:19:13):
And this is not a joke that you can quite
literally put a map you gps it and you can
create boundaries for your dog.

Speaker 3 (02:19:23):
Oh so it'll shock at certain little shock.

Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
Yeah, those are like a thousand bucks. That's good, very expensive.
But yet, yeah, the dog had to be scanned. One
would think after all these years someone might have at
some point you go to a vet. When you go
to they're going to scan the dog. It just sounds
like these people didn't look.

Speaker 14 (02:19:40):
Real hard for I want to see if if she's
been living on the streets, like you would be able
to look at her, and if she'd been cared for.

Speaker 2 (02:19:46):
Cute little, cute little lady.

Speaker 3 (02:19:48):
She's got nice big ears. Yes. Oh, I was swimming
in the canal because I'm a dog. I'm having a
great deal. Look I get to see Honky fireman. Those
your dog talk like that.

Speaker 2 (02:20:00):
Nothing makes me horny like human fire man, I said, Honky,
not horny.

Speaker 3 (02:20:06):
Well, I don't think dogs are my mind. Indeed, do
you guys ever lose a dog?

Speaker 14 (02:20:16):
Never came back.

Speaker 3 (02:20:17):
You know. One time we had this neighbor who was
just a jerk. He lived in the neighborhood. He was
he didn't live like he was like eight houses away.
And one of our dogs got loose and ended up
in his yard. And I found the dog over there,
and I was probably ten, and the neighbor looked at
me and goes, the next time your dog runs away
and gets in my yard, I'm I'm gonna poison it.

Speaker 14 (02:20:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:20:38):
I love his honesty. I love it, like, hey, my boundary,
that's my boundary. And I told my dad that. My
dad goes, Yeah, that guy's always been a jerk, jerk,
he's a murderer. He's a murder dog. Yeah. I don't
think he would. I think he just wanted to just
being a jerk to it.

Speaker 2 (02:20:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:20:52):
I don't think he actually would have done it.

Speaker 14 (02:20:54):
But was he like the neighborhood bully.

Speaker 2 (02:20:56):
Yeah, he was a jerk.

Speaker 10 (02:20:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:20:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:20:58):
Well, let's hope he's going to Hell. Yeah, I kind
of hope you yeah, and if not, he will go
there soon.

Speaker 3 (02:21:03):
Real unpleasant.

Speaker 16 (02:21:04):
Two big German shepherds, Brandon and Tasha, my uncle had too,
oh big. We were so happy when Brandon ran away.
He was He was the worst dog. My uncle always
brings him up, like I missed my boy. I'm like,
your boy that bit me and your son. I wish
someone would have poisoned branded.

Speaker 3 (02:21:21):
He just ran away.

Speaker 16 (02:21:23):
We never looked for him. We never looked for him.
I'm like, yeah, because he was a child abusing dog.
He We were the jerks in the neighborhood with the dog,
the two big german shepherds.

Speaker 2 (02:21:33):
Yeah, we have uh, you know, we forgot to do
today in history.

Speaker 4 (02:21:41):
We are not cor that's correct, Josh, for today in history.

Speaker 3 (02:21:46):
That's not fine. You're correct.

Speaker 2 (02:21:48):
So we're gonna make this uh in history this week
in history this week. And the reason I want to
do it is because the first thing on here is
one of Josh's favorite things.

Speaker 3 (02:21:58):
Yay uhay way do you hear it? The no no
no in masturbation while holding a pizza hooker?

Speaker 16 (02:22:06):
Is that invented on this day? I was gonna say
black strippers for Josh. That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 3 (02:22:11):
Immediately. Oh hey, well the man knows me. Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:22:16):
And in sixteen ninety two, five people were hanged for
witchcraft with the Salem in the wake of the Salem
witch trials.

Speaker 3 (02:22:26):
But at the Salem witch Trials, everybody got a pack
of cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (02:22:29):
Yeah, I mean, there's an argument to be made here
about the life fire. There is an argument to be
made here about the death penalty. How so did any
more witches come there?

Speaker 3 (02:22:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:22:41):
So maybe they were right. Yeah, but there are all
kinds of witches in Salem.

Speaker 3 (02:22:45):
Now if you go, yeah, yeah, but they're fake ones.
How dare you that's a good way to get hext?
These are the real ones.

Speaker 2 (02:22:53):
In nineteen oh nine, the first race was held at
the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, where they used to say, gentlemen,
start at your engines.

Speaker 3 (02:23:00):
No in August? Yeah, well I don't seem right. A
month of May. They've now dropped the tree by the
names of the gentlemen, start your enginees?

Speaker 14 (02:23:10):
What do they say?

Speaker 3 (02:23:11):
Sometimes there's a lady and what lady and gentlemen genericize that,
completely ruining the tradition.

Speaker 2 (02:23:19):
Oh yeah, excuse ruined. I would expect more of mister.

Speaker 14 (02:23:22):
Penske than drop women. Really screw it up?

Speaker 2 (02:23:25):
No, no, no, there were no ladies this year. They okay,
this one, Let's see a chick will know this for
sure because of the woman remark Miss Hooker. Yes, nineteen
fifty one, Eddie Goodell was sent in to pinch it

(02:23:45):
for the Shes.

Speaker 3 (02:23:46):
Gonna know this, I hope, I know you might. We've
we've discussed.

Speaker 2 (02:23:52):
That lot, pinch it for for the Saint Louis Browns.
What was unusual about mister Goodell?

Speaker 14 (02:24:00):
Oh he was like as tall as me shorter, shorter, but.

Speaker 2 (02:24:03):
Yeah, very good, very good. Yes you got it?

Speaker 3 (02:24:06):
Yeah, you got me?

Speaker 14 (02:24:08):
Boy, I'm five two?

Speaker 3 (02:24:12):
How tall was he something? Whatever makes a midge three
foot savage? I like that. I'm not going to use it.
I want to be booked. Yeah, famous, it was a
famous what was it?

Speaker 2 (02:24:27):
Bill Veck did that?

Speaker 14 (02:24:30):
And he was he was put in to do what?

Speaker 2 (02:24:32):
Bill Veck had a wooden leg from being a war
hero and.

Speaker 14 (02:24:37):
Sis, are you sure this was the NFL and not
the circus? What are we talking? Oh it's baseball.

Speaker 2 (02:24:42):
Sorry, I won't read this one or this one because
they both involved the Beatles. That just gets everybody upset
around here.

Speaker 4 (02:24:50):
I just wanted one day without the Beatles. Remark that
you don't like the Beatles, No, you like them, fine,
but it's just.

Speaker 16 (02:24:56):
You guys are white I've never met, but they don't
like the Beatles.

Speaker 8 (02:25:00):
Like them stop.

Speaker 6 (02:25:01):
Throwing me on the Beatles pile.

Speaker 3 (02:25:04):
When they came out, I moved on, all right, now
we have to do it this.

Speaker 16 (02:25:08):
I know why the Beatles aren't extra comic. What's your
favorite hip hop album? He goes, Oh, it's when jay
Z and the Beatles did the album together. I go,
don't be that white?

Speaker 3 (02:25:18):
Was that the Gray album? Britt Brick goes, I like
that album? I go that that? Okay? The Beatles did
on album what with jay Z? They mixed it and
I think it was called the called the Gray. Oh
time I got a black and white you would like it?
I like. That's how I discovered the Beatles.

Speaker 2 (02:25:36):
At first, you went went quality to crap. Okay, let's see.
In nineteen sixty seven, the Beatles song all You Need
Is Love hit number one, pass Pat Pat passed on
blank that I forgot? Uh, don't you think that's ever?
That's I never cared for that song. It really seems

(02:25:57):
I'm I'm with you on that. Yeah, yeah, editing, Yeah,
it's a turtle.

Speaker 3 (02:26:02):
What do you guys?

Speaker 16 (02:26:03):
Like?

Speaker 2 (02:26:05):
Most everything but not that one. In sixty four, the
Beatles kicked off their first US tour ware.

Speaker 3 (02:26:13):
Um ohile, Nope.

Speaker 2 (02:26:15):
The Cow Palace in San Francisco, famous, famous for Well.

Speaker 3 (02:26:18):
The Cow Palace is not located behind me. Why would
you give that direction?

Speaker 2 (02:26:25):
Because I thought Pat was going to shout out to
Jay Stadium. How about this one? Happy birthday to Coco Chanel.
Do you know who that is?

Speaker 3 (02:26:30):
Miss Hooker?

Speaker 14 (02:26:31):
The perfume baron.

Speaker 3 (02:26:34):
It was the Beatles makeup later she makes chocolate and perfume.
Also one of my favorite strippers. You go.

Speaker 2 (02:26:45):
In nineteen twenty one the birthday of a gene Roddenberry
anyone Star Trek fame, Sure, the Star Trek guy. And
then you'll know this one, uh miss miss Hooker.

Speaker 6 (02:26:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:26:56):
In nineteen thirty nine the birthday of.

Speaker 2 (02:26:58):
A Ginger Baker, red haired guy.

Speaker 14 (02:27:02):
Oh it's a guy. Yeah, only Baker I know.

Speaker 3 (02:27:06):
Is another favorite stripper though, Ginger Baker, that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:27:11):
Yeah, Ginger Baker was a very awful human being, but
he was a great drummer.

Speaker 3 (02:27:17):
Drummer cream.

Speaker 2 (02:27:18):
There's a terrific documentary out there where the guy who's
making this documentary starts getting beaten by Ginger Baker on film.

Speaker 3 (02:27:27):
I need to watch that that's fun. It's it's a
it's pretty brutal.

Speaker 2 (02:27:32):
Okay, let's see Bill Clinton born on this on this state,
famous internist uncle Billy. Oh no, he was in an
Clinton never mind. All means u charming as hell. You mean,
he makes you feel like you're the only person in
the world when he talks to you.

Speaker 3 (02:27:52):
Follow on Twitter, she's great.

Speaker 2 (02:27:55):
She's so great on Twitter.

Speaker 3 (02:27:57):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (02:27:58):
She uh uh still single.

Speaker 14 (02:28:01):
It appears she has a really popular podcast right now.

Speaker 3 (02:28:05):
Yeah, she's doing really good stuff, especially anti bullying.

Speaker 14 (02:28:07):
Yeah, anti bullying advocations.

Speaker 16 (02:28:10):
She got I always felt bad for. It's a lot
of black culture. She tweets a lot about black culture.
She really yeah, yeah, like a lot of like old
hip hop.

Speaker 3 (02:28:17):
Oh gotcha.

Speaker 16 (02:28:17):
I was so young when all of that. So, like,
I'll remember his Monica is very very smart. My mom
was very very smart.

Speaker 2 (02:28:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:28:23):
I've got noted in follow her own.

Speaker 16 (02:28:25):
X and showing like tweet funny stuff and I'm like, oh, well,
of course, like you, I didn't know what was a
child all that happens.

Speaker 2 (02:28:33):
Lastly, Kirk Cousins, who chick, I believe you have a
little statue of the number eight.

Speaker 3 (02:28:40):
When he was with the Washington football team.

Speaker 2 (02:28:43):
Yes, doesn't have been awkward when his birthday. Yeah, his
fiance said, My marrying cousins.

Speaker 3 (02:28:54):
Understand kind of.

Speaker 2 (02:28:56):
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for bottled water and they have actually water somaliers if
that's the proper term. In case you just don't want to,

(02:30:35):
I'll just take the tap water. These are the O'Reilly
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Here, Hey, welcome back to the Bobbin Tom Show. At
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Josh Arnold, hie Hey's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
Park Studios. Here's Tom with our special guests.

Speaker 2 (02:31:06):
Joining a studio comedian David Brooks this year with us.
David is a stand up comedian on his way to
Cincinnati at Gobanana's this weekend uh, personal life, married, single, looking,
quitting anything?

Speaker 3 (02:31:23):
Yet my therapist is I like bipolar alcoholic? Wow?

Speaker 2 (02:31:27):
Oh wait wait wait slowed on your therapist as you
like what?

Speaker 3 (02:31:29):
No bipolar? Sorry alcoholic white women?

Speaker 2 (02:31:33):
H oh.

Speaker 16 (02:31:33):
I was like, I just thought they were fun. So
I'm trying. I'm trying to find uh nothing right now.

Speaker 3 (02:31:39):
But I am.

Speaker 2 (02:31:40):
Single, bipolar, alcoholic white one that they're kind of fun.

Speaker 16 (02:31:46):
There are a lot of fun when you know all
their meds and dosages and times. And I think I
watched enough house and dated enough.

Speaker 2 (02:31:54):
I probably not that hard to find. No, especially around here.
What the hell is that supposed to be? Especially around
we have a uh miss Hooker right over there. She's
sitting in for Christy Lee, so she's got that stack
of news.

Speaker 3 (02:32:12):
I don't even know what you got over there.

Speaker 14 (02:32:13):
A Michelin starred restaurant in Britain has debuted a bottled
water menu curated by certified water Solia.

Speaker 3 (02:32:22):
Can you what a pain in the ass that guy's gonna? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:32:26):
And what are they say instead of tap water or
or fizzy or still right still or.

Speaker 3 (02:32:35):
You guys favorite still water or bubble water? Right something?

Speaker 2 (02:32:38):
Don't they don't say bubble water fizzy.

Speaker 14 (02:32:41):
No, yeah, I think sparkling. When you're sparkling is when
you're out. I go Fiji. I guess if I had
the choice.

Speaker 3 (02:32:48):
That's beautiful. I love glacier glacier water. I had to
go to the mountains, Josh.

Speaker 2 (02:32:54):
But yeah, fizzygie fizzy sounds like something a kid would say.

Speaker 4 (02:33:00):
Remember phizzies when you were a kid, tablet you put
it in and put them in a glass of water
and it would make a grape and cherry and.

Speaker 2 (02:33:06):
Plus they were really fun. But they taste that awful.
That was awful. I remember getting them. I was so
excited and you taste them, they're terrible. Give me a coke, mom,
these are awful.

Speaker 12 (02:33:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:33:15):
Red Dye Number.

Speaker 14 (02:33:20):
A law Popote, a French fine dining restaurant in Cheshire,
worked with Dorian Binder, one of the UK's few water Somalia's,
to create the menu.

Speaker 2 (02:33:29):
Can you imagine how the tightest ass.

Speaker 4 (02:33:33):
I can't tell the difference between taste between different waters.
I know other people can't.

Speaker 3 (02:33:38):
I can't.

Speaker 14 (02:33:39):
I can. I could pick the sony out of a
lineup immediately.

Speaker 2 (02:33:42):
Really, this is poor. Oh that's one of my favorites. Yeah, yeah,
but I like that. There's yeah, yeah, you like to
for Josh for real?

Speaker 3 (02:33:52):
Yeah yeah, that's that's my like my more compliments smet
your jam I believe for Sonny smart water Fiji. Those
are my three, which is the wetting.

Speaker 14 (02:34:01):
Water's not wet. It makes the things that touches wet
really well.

Speaker 3 (02:34:05):
That's that's something that bars mean. So it's like like
a good date.

Speaker 2 (02:34:12):
It makes the things they said touches wet actually creates friction.

Speaker 3 (02:34:18):
I learned that when I try to put water on
it once. We're at the end of the show. Now
it was it sparkling.

Speaker 4 (02:34:25):
Anybody's ever in a swimming pool? You realize that happen?
No good.

Speaker 8 (02:34:31):
Yes.

Speaker 14 (02:34:31):
The list features four still and four sparkling options, with
prices ranging from six dollars to twenty six dollars. Top
Water is included in the list.

Speaker 3 (02:34:42):
Of a well water. I don't mind, we're not the
richest well water in the.

Speaker 14 (02:34:46):
World's selections come from across Europe, including France, Spain, Italy
and Iceland.

Speaker 2 (02:34:53):
Well, speaking of well water, we got our well watered tribute.

Speaker 19 (02:34:56):
Is that right?

Speaker 10 (02:34:58):
Are you tired of them fancy fancy bottled waters?

Speaker 2 (02:35:03):
You gotta try our new down home bottled water.

Speaker 19 (02:35:08):
We call it well water water.

Speaker 3 (02:35:30):
It's well water.

Speaker 10 (02:35:32):
Do you miss that nasty sulfur taste you used to
get from that well water next to Grandpa's septic tank?
Are you tired of tasteless, colorless, odorless water water without
any flavor? You can taste and see every mineral our

(02:35:52):
new bottled well water.

Speaker 2 (02:35:55):
Let me introduce myself. I'm rusty swell.

Speaker 10 (02:35:57):
Excuse me, sir, sir wo would you like to try
some of our bottle well water?

Speaker 8 (02:36:01):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (02:36:02):
Why not? This is awful? What did says?

Speaker 8 (02:36:08):
It's a penny? I almost joked on it.

Speaker 16 (02:36:11):
That's right.

Speaker 10 (02:36:12):
We put a penny from our pocket in every bottle.
After all, it is well water. Look for the rusty
iron pump dispenser. Why drink something good when you could
drink something well well water in a bottle and well
water extra crispy, plus iron and mercury.

Speaker 2 (02:36:32):
Well water, you'll dig it.

Speaker 4 (02:36:37):
People across America are singing the praises of well water.
Well water, Lord, it's good, warn it well water not
we take an internally before disturbed you so much. Remember

(02:37:00):
friends don't let friends drink well what?

Speaker 2 (02:37:04):
There you go?

Speaker 3 (02:37:05):
Classic from the Bob and Tom bands.

Speaker 2 (02:37:07):
And orchestra and chorus classic it is and well water,
well just boat this place that has this water menu,
do they do it?

Speaker 3 (02:37:18):
Do they do it?

Speaker 2 (02:37:19):
Bring it to the table like a wine where the
guys the napkin and they they pour it. You taste
it in some pretentious a hole, send it back. I'm sorry,
I can tell this is a fifty nine.

Speaker 3 (02:37:31):
The fifty seven.

Speaker 14 (02:37:33):
It says they're trying to recreate the experience of wine
for people who might be driving or don't drink alcohol,
so you get the same kind of you know.

Speaker 3 (02:37:43):
Such a yeah, but I really.

Speaker 2 (02:37:48):
So if we brought five premium waters here, you could
I could definitely.

Speaker 14 (02:37:53):
I could definitely tell Disani right out of the gate,
no problem.

Speaker 3 (02:37:56):
Which is the one you like the most?

Speaker 14 (02:37:58):
The one I like the most. I'm with Josh like
Fiji and smart water, good Mountain spring is the spring
water that I would prefer. That's the delivery pat.

Speaker 2 (02:38:06):
Back in the day, What was your favorite favorite?

Speaker 3 (02:38:08):
What liquor.

Speaker 2 (02:38:13):
You're supposed to you you're supposed to just shot out
Jamison's get get the gag over.

Speaker 3 (02:38:18):
Make it easy for you.

Speaker 2 (02:38:21):
Well, uh, can you drink?

Speaker 14 (02:38:23):
You don't drink much?

Speaker 3 (02:38:24):
Still water via flow water. It's box. It's from Canada.

Speaker 14 (02:38:29):
I've seen it.

Speaker 16 (02:38:31):
A lot of drug dealers liked really nice water. We
grass shots, very bougie.

Speaker 3 (02:38:36):
Yeah, so we'd get this.

Speaker 16 (02:38:38):
Box to get the order from Canada, and it cost
a bunch. It was really good water.

Speaker 2 (02:38:41):
But like now, I.

Speaker 3 (02:38:42):
Mean you were you were the drug dealer for the
kids from traffic.

Speaker 16 (02:38:46):
Oh yeahs and shots. And that's how I learned about
water was actually from drug dealing.

Speaker 14 (02:38:55):
Canned water is the big thing now.

Speaker 3 (02:38:56):
Liquid death, that might that might be my top. I
don't like sparkling water. That's just my only thing. I
do know same. I have indigestion. I can't do it.
I'm old now, I can't do it. Do you have
one of those filter things? Yes, those pictures with.

Speaker 14 (02:39:11):
The I don't have a brit. I have a have
a burkie and then I have my water delivered.

Speaker 3 (02:39:16):
I have a zero water. I think it is okay.
Do you have that thing when you're faucet? Do you
guys have that thing when your faucet? Oh? Yeah, no, no,
I've got to reverse osmosis system. It's a I have
a really good joke. I can't do.

Speaker 2 (02:39:33):
Let's just move forward here, thank you very much for
stopping by David.

Speaker 3 (02:39:38):
Not mentioning it that you have it. Yeah, just move along. Yeah, okay,
maybe that would be the better choice. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:39:44):
I used to have well water at the old place,
and then and then the men in my basement. I
had a thing that looked like the aquarium with like
it was this giant nuclear device that was cleaning up
the water for me.

Speaker 3 (02:39:59):
Well, thank you for joining.

Speaker 2 (02:40:00):
By the way, we like to begin the shows, of
course with your letters, So if you have one for us,
by all means, send us whatever is on your mind
about whatever topic is on your mind. Bob and Tom
at bobintom dot com. These are the Aurelioto Parts Studios
and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (02:40:12):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning.
The show is also out there for you on our
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Tom Show. I am Michael Rosenbom. I am Tom Welling.

Speaker 3 (02:40:25):
Welcome to Talk Bill, where.

Speaker 2 (02:40:27):
It's fun to talk about small.

Speaker 3 (02:40:29):
We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars. Are
you liking the direction flow us as going in?

Speaker 14 (02:40:32):
Yeah, because I'm getting more screen tasks.

Speaker 3 (02:40:34):
Good, but mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

Speaker 2 (02:40:36):
I think we all feel like there was a scene
missing here.

Speaker 3 (02:40:38):
You got me time.

Speaker 2 (02:40:39):
Let's revisit it. Let's look at it. See what we remember,
See what we remember. I had never been around anything
like that before. I mean, it was so fun.

Speaker 3 (02:40:47):
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Speaker 2 (02:40:48):
I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your
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Speaker 3 (02:40:51):
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