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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
All around the country and coast coast.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
People always say, what do you like most.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I don't want to brag. I don't want to boast.
I always tell him I like toes.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I get up in the morning about six a m.
Have a little jelly. Have a little jelly, Take a.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Piece of bread, put it in the slot post on
the lever, and the wires get how to get.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
To yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Now there's no secrets toasting perfection. There's a dial on
the side, and you make your selection, pushed to the
darker the light, and then of a pops too soon,
pressed down again. When the first cave man drove in

(01:33):
from the dregs, I didn't know what would go with
a bacon in the egg. Must have been a genius got.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
It in his head.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Plug the toaster in the wall. Buy a bag of bread, maketoe. Yeah,
we Laurice Chevelle.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
I will tell him.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
We marry Berge.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
In Chicago on the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Perhaps you enjoyed some earlier, or you'll enjoy something later.
Toast is good any time of day. I say it's
not right jam toasting jab, Yes it is. The Bob
and Tom Show Live from the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios.
Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Heyo,
Matt Godwin's over there, Hi, Josh. There's Jeff Hoske at

(02:54):
the sports desk. Hey, Hey's Cosby. How are you? Heyesh?
I'm Josh Arnold And there he is, looking resplendent in Denham.
Tom Griswold, I have freezing putting on it extra sure. Yeah, yeah,
a little chili and here, right right, right now, it
may be very warm where you are. I have no
idea where that is. I meant here. Well, it's gonna

(03:18):
be a good day. I can tell right.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
A little bit of Haywood Banks and the great song
Toast by the way, the percussion on that on that particular.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
What is a four slicer? People often they want to
read the liner notes, No, wonder if it is that?
Is that a fender or a Remember when the audience
has got so mad that he went from a two
slicer to slice?

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Well, yeah, the show I brought. I bought a bread
box yesterday. Anybody else have a bread box?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
No? I does it have that? Y don't?

Speaker 8 (03:46):
Does it have that?

Speaker 9 (03:47):
Roll?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Ly front.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
I thought about it. I didn't get that one. My
mind lifts from the top.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
But yeah, do me work.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
I don't know, I just got it. I haven't even
gotten it. I ordered it so much money.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Loaves, many loaves fit in it.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Just one.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well that's my issue. I have the really front one
and it fits two loaves sideways. But like, we have
four different kinds of bread in our house, so it's like,
which two loaves are gonna go stale?

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah, we only have one.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
You don't put it in the fridge.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
No, why would you put your bread?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Or are you a Are you a bread in the fridge? Guy? No? Yeah, no,
I nor I.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
I don't like my bread in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Actually that leads to our first letter. You thought it
was going to go where we were going.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Well, we were this. I had no idea that you
were going to say that. But this is perfect because
we learned the word, uh, fridge scaping yesterday.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, when you I bet you went home and looked
in your fridge and went, hmm.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
My fridge is the word I'm looking for. Yes, Yeah,
there's very us with children in the house.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, there's a lot of strawberries and raspberries
and yellowberries. Very healthy fridge, I'm afraid. But fridge scaping,
according to the Cambridge Dictionary, is the activity of arranging
items inside the refrigerator in an attractive and decorative way.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I was landscaping, but for your fridge.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Yeah, okay, And it's kind of a fung schway thing
for your food.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
I don't worry about this, although I I'm not in
charge of that. And if I put the if I
put my iced tea in the wrong shelf, there's hell
to pay.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
So does anyone else. No, we live, boy, we have
way too many. My doors full of condiments, and my
entire top shelf of my refrigerator is all condiments. Too many,
that's too many condiments, right? Yes?

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Yeah, I think we live in a culture where there's
too many condiments and they're all on the door. You're
supposed to go through it every month or two and
weed out the ones.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Oh how many salad dress?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Two years ago? We probably have seven or eight eight
different salad dress, four or five different wing sauces. When
you finish one, do you put it back in anyway?
Let someone else deal with it? Uh? About a month
I do that. We had three empty jars of pickles
the other day when I was looking for pickles. I

(06:18):
pulled them out and there's plenty of brine just inside.
Putting them back when they're yeah. Uh.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
In any event, let's see, we were talking about fridge
scaping and I received this letter from a Benjamin. He goes,
fridge scaping is a thing, and you said that Andy's
big on this, your husband, christ.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
I meant to take a picture this morning. Soon when
I went to get my water, I went, God, he
was at it again yesterday, the lining up lined up, everything's.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Benjamin says. My beverage section is by size and label.
The food is also organized. Sure, yeah, min organized even mine.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Yes, my refrigerator is not not the food one, but
the beverage one.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Looks very good if you open up a cabinet or
all the all the soup labels facing out and everything legible.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
And the pantry is pretty organized.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
But yeah, there was some movie in which they were
putting the canned goods in alphabetical order.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
I don't have that. I have baskets like I have
a basket full of like vinegars and you know what
I mean. So Ian oil you've had the fridge for Oh,
I'm talking about the pantry, pantry, the pantry. I prefer

(07:46):
the pantry guard climbing up into the fridge.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I think the fridge would be refreshing. They'll wake you up.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
We oft forget the stories about unusual things and refrigerators.
It was one we had. We had a letter from
someone worked in a and there were you know, whatever,
eyeballs and jars next to the pickles.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
And ah, the same bridge. Yeah, yeah, you'd think there'd
be rules.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah, we had the one of the refrigerated body drawer
had you know, the man haesan it it's just oppressing. Well,
we have the converse of what we were talking about
with respect to these new words that have just entered
the dictionary. And I found one that's kind of interesting.

(08:34):
Remember the big one was skibbity, Yeah, which is kind
of a nonsense. Yeah, here's one skill of a link
kind of similar to skibbity, except it's from eighteen seventy.
So it just shows that the constant movement in the

(08:54):
world of language. I've got a whole bunch of Victorian phrases.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Is there definition for skill?

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Yeah, it's by the way, here's another one, not up
to dick.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
What do you think that means? Real, short lady, Yeah,
it means you're.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
Not feeling well. Okay, I'm not up to dick. That
uh skill on. It means something that's kind of shady
or secret.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Gotcha? Okay.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
But the similarity to skibbety it just struck me is no.
But they're both like nonsense words as opposed to There was.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
One little lady who's yesterday and I was gonna I
forgot what it was?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
All right, you know what powdering hair means.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Pottering hair for the wig party? What the hell?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Powdering hair means you're drunk? Really? Powder meant you were?
This is Victorian major mcfluffor no, okay that I got nothing.
How many words do we have left? Six thousand?

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Major mcfluffer means you're forgetting your lines on stage. Really,
he's a major mcfluffer.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I've seen.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
That's a different meaning in the world of contemporary cinema.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, I was thinking born too. Go ahead, a.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Sudden irish fluffer.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Okay, one more and we'll move on here. The jammiest
bits of jam, oh, the chunks, No, the jammiest bits
of jam would be a hot lady, she's really attractive.
Apparently eating that or something. Well, last time, cheese and crust,

(10:47):
all right, Cheese and crust is the way of saying
instead of saying Jesus Christ, it would be cheese and crust.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Wait. Issue in Victoria Victorian era, absolutely us people were
using the lord's name in vain back then.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Remember they remember they used to make skirts to go
around pianos so you wouldn't see their legs. It was
a pretty uptight time.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
That does seem more modern though, doesn't it. Yeah, yeah,
I remember this guy. He was very crass for the era.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Yeah, I knew a guy that was. He was a
carpenter who was working in my house. And he hit
his thumb with a hammer and oh, he said, mother.

Speaker 10 (11:26):
Fletcher, I used to have to cover up the whole
of my guitar.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that is a sound.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Well, I don't know how to transition. Coming up, we
have a couple of new things in the news. Uh,
something called ozepic vulva. Let's you think about that for
a while.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
And associated with that is something called labia puffing. We'll
find out what that means. We also have some songs
coming up from pattyg. We got a world record and
some interesting things about We had the thing about songs
and remembering songs and getting songs stuck in your head.
We have an interesting scientific study of music on the

(12:16):
way right now, however, it's time for the special quiz
for Christy Lee. You've been hearing about the Silac insurance
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(12:37):
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Speaker 5 (12:40):
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Speaker 2 (12:47):
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Speaker 7 (12:48):
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Speaker 7 (13:06):
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Speaker 5 (13:12):
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Speaker 7 (13:33):
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Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay, no one.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Cares what you're talking about. Well, that's the whole point.
I'm trying to feed you some new words here. Oh,
you and your coffee sisters. You know what coffee sisters are, Christy?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
I would assume the ladies that lunch.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
And what else do they do at lunch?

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Drink wine?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
They talk talk talk talk talk talk talk. Ah.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
One of my going to the wrong runs.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
By the way, if you walk into the hallway here
during the break, you might cut a finger.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well, he'll be careful. Then it's a cut the cheese.
Oh he cut a finger? Did I see? H?

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Last night I walked out my back door and walked

(16:03):
through the spider web. Again. That guy is resilient. You're
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Speaker 5 (16:16):
Move somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, this guy, he doesn't give up. Yeah. These are
like those people that live in a floodplain. You know.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Well, when I had to rebuild the house for three years,
that really go Maybe time to move.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Okay, yeah that or we were tough getting insurance. Is
that the one that looks like a golf ball suspended
by it's spindley legs. Yeah, real sharp. It's got a
big alass on it. Yeah, oh it was. It's usually
like an hour glass in the middle of the web.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Down the soundest.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, they're they're mad. At like five o'clock last night,
I go to outside with my dogs walk through the
web again. Well, I had a buddy. This is funny.
You'd bring the U who was relocating raccoons. I've done that.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
This friend of my Uh, great guy. This was so weird.
He decided he'd do it himself. He doesn't have to
do it himself. He could have fired out, trust me.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
I got himself a cage.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah. So he gets himself a cage and he catches
the raccoon. That's right.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Now he has a he drives a what's a denale?
What is that like a suburban whatever? That is big
suv right, so, uh he puts the cage with the
raccoon in the back of his suv.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's a big mistake. Yeah yeah. Uh.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
The next issue, of course, involves the flying Feces, the
famous circus sect, the Flying Fiegal brothers. But then you've
got to get the thing out of the cage.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Well, that's the dangerous part because you have to lift
this flap up and it's just loose, and a will
come at.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
You because it's not happy.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
So what I what I found to do. I took
a flat shovel, like a flat sided shovel, put it
on the side, on the open end. I opened the
cage and the shovels holding it in. I got like
twenty feet back, got in a full sprint, ran by,
grabbed the shovel, ran to my car, and then sped
off because the first time I did it, the raccoon

(18:24):
just ran out and ran right at me. So they
don't go just for the while. They go hey, they
go for the guy who put them in the cake.
It depends on how mad they They are, right, but
they never tell you. I never even thought I put
it in my trunk. When I got the cage out,
it just peed and pooped all over.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Can I've relocated like twelve raccoon in like a three
week period. You just put like a raw chicken like
drumstick at the back of the cage, and every morning
come out and have a new raccoon. You ever touch
a hobo by anyway?

Speaker 8 (18:58):
Mind?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Get me out of here.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
This is why I hire out that you could have
ended up on America's Funniest Videos as you tripped grabbing
the show.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Well, and but they also I learned apparently if you
don't take them like two or three miles away, they'll
just come right back. They got nothing but time, they'll
just come right back.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Well, they want their family.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah. In any event, this.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Guy got his Danali cleaned up. I open.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, he said he had no business doing this himself.
Where's you let it? Oh? And the golf course up
the great in So did he have trouble letting that loose?

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Did?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Of course you don't think about that. Like the trap
and it's the easy part. They don't tell you about
what trap it, what to do with it. And this
is in the middle of suburbia. Come on, I still
have my raccoon cage. If you're feeling no, no one day, no, no,
I have a guy.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Did your daughter ever catch a rabbit? I know she was.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
That's how the whole thing started. We were discussing that
and then he then he went into his adventure with
the with the raccoon kit. You know she did not
catch a rabbit because She had this elaborate set up
with a box and a stick that she saw online
and was putting carrots there. So, because what would you
do if you catch the rabbit? They're not like little
bunnies you can pet. They're wild rabbits.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Have you seen the ones in Colorado?

Speaker 11 (20:23):
Now?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, they have the weird they're infested with something and
they have horns and stuff growing. Now it's hit their
hideous kind of weird fungus or something. Oh it's and
it's going everywhere like it's infecting all the recD Bob Marley, Yeah, yeah,
it does look like what do you call it? Like dreadlocks? Ross.

(20:44):
Now you've given me the HEBG. Sorry, I deliberately didn't
do that story. It was so gross.

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this one first because I'm doing the the what is
it rice banana.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Bart diet banana. Yeah, yeah, I've been doing that for
a couple banana apple sauce, rice and toast.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
A post intestinal issue diet. Wait, that's all you're eating.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Yeah, I'm trying to be careful, but I had two
helpings of rice last night, and so far, so good,
because yesterday I had the Werner von Braun bowel issue.
You know, you learn about rocketry and okay, but it
seems to have subsided. But this is from Rice Lake, Wisconsin,
so that's a good place to start, I think. At

(21:41):
random it says you were talking about snakes in Florida
and that Josh and Jeff and maybe Chick are going
to go hunt them. My dad lives in Venice. When
it was hit by the hurricane a few years ago,
he was driving to look at the damage to his house.
He saw something in the road and could not stop
or swerve to avoid it. It was a giant python,
wretched across both lanes.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
He didn't mean to hit it.

Speaker 7 (22:02):
But as he looked back, he did hit it. He
saw the snake so that the right back into the
bushes like nothing could happen. Good luck hunting so big.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
You could get run over by a car and be fine.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
And cover two lanes speed back. And this actually applies.
We have a news story today coming up about a
twelve footter found in South Carolina, probably a pet let loose.
Once again, now, did you get a stack of letters
over there while I was going.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
I have a letter greetings and hallucinations to Tom and
his merrily medicated minions. That's quite eye, Hello, Amanda, Tom,
your logic is completely flawed. There's more UV radiation on
the mountains because you're closer to the sun than there
is at the beach.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's correct.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
So going out to Colorado when summer is actually worse
than going to the beach.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
Yeah, there's an argument to me that's true. Yeah, but
when you're in the beach or in the water, the
sun is reflecting. Yeah, necessarily a perfectly valid point. I
do appreciate that. I acknowledge that. Okay, but once again,
I'm wearing.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
A different kind of hat and you're wearing sunscreen and to.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Keep the sun off myers. I hate wearing but I
hate wearing sunscreen. Just hate it. I'm with you. I
do too, hate it because it feels gross in your skin.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Yeah, it never There are some that are really nice
or nothing.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
The same reason I hate fabric softener it's like you've
covered your clothes and Wesson oil.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh that I don't. I don't have that issue, but
I the stunt and the stuff that doesn't They say, Oh, yeah,
it feels just like your own skin. After ten minutes,
I've never been more sunburned. Okay, there's that it's important
to wear it, but yeah, in my case, I just
have to keep out of the sun. So this is
a Joe. He writes.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
You had a guest talking about prison and how you
can get money from your family to spend in prison.

Speaker 12 (23:55):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Yeah, with my job, I frequent many prisons and one
of the warehouses in the grounds they bag up food
that the prisoners order with the money they receive from
your family. The amount of ramen noodles they send to
prisons is literally garbage bags full. Buy stock in ramen.
They crack up the ramen, put flavor packets in and
eat them like potato chips.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, that's it. That's the big thing in prison.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I've watched some prison shows.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Now that commentary count is really something. Yeah, you put
money in every month and they get to go and
pick out food and toothpaste all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, they get really creative with the ramen. They make
ramen cakes like birthday cakes out of ramen.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
They met.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Ramen sales go up when college starts, too, doesn't it?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Probably? Yeah, I would say that. What about the so
called toilet wine? Familiar with that? Oh yeah? The Pruno? Yeah, Pruno? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Have you have you created that in your No, I've
never jail you see suggested you knew your way around. No,
I've watched like, uh these different sixty days in I'm
sure Ace has seen that. Watch Love after After, like
lock up, Oh, love after lock those people who are

(25:13):
like now are freshly out of prison looking for love
love in lock up after? Oh yeah? Or these the
ladies that start corresponding with the serial killers and stuff?
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
Well, got another letter about dogs because yesterday was the
anniversary of those two Russian dogs that went up into
space and Peristroika and came back alive. Ch This comes
to us from Steve. I heard the story about the
dogs in space. All I could piss you was ground
control giving them instructions by going.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Okay, who's a good boy, You're a good boy. And
you mentioned the several dogs prior to those that went
up into space, did not make it back alive.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Well, you have to start somewhere, do he goes?

Speaker 7 (26:03):
Their last communication to Earth Wasrow.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Dad? Really, Christy? What are you looking at?

Speaker 5 (26:15):
This is another one of the tom Urban myths. Apparently,
tank trucks delivering gas do not stir up gunk in
the underground tank. According to Pat Lennon in South Carolina,
First of all, there isn't gunk into the tank to
start with. They only have pure gasoline, and the gasoline
if there were, would likely dissolve it. Second, there are

(26:36):
two filters between the tank and the nozzle going into
your car.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
So I was wondering how a bunch of gunk got
down in there.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Yeah, yes, he said the tanks are cleaned to start.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Yeah, but I'm not the one that said that. I
was the one saying that. I just don't want to
said that when they when they explode. I've seen many movies,
usually with Arnold Swartz in ackwork. If there's a tanker truck,
something will slide into it or it blows off what you.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Were told that by a tanker guy, right, yeah, Yeah,
all those hoses are on the outside of the truck
getting splashed with water and dirt all day and then
they put the hose down into the There's gonna be
some stuff that falls off into the tank. That's my argument. Yeah,
come at me. Wind bags are gonna win bag. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
I like the I like the reverse osmosis castleine. He's
the same filter as the water. Really yeah, I think
you have to change them more often though. Now mister
Osqui is here with us, Jeffrey of a great dad,
wonderful guy. I have a couple of quick questions. Were
you ever a single guy back in the day, no

(27:37):
connections of any kind, no girlfriend, no wife, just.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Jeff Osca on the loose. Yeah, how'd that go? Did?

Speaker 7 (27:44):
I'm just kind of it was lonely. Were you Were
you a fan of the cannabis, the marijuana, the reefers?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah? Yeah, back in the day.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
You're a fan of what kind of girl?

Speaker 13 (27:55):
I like?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
White trash chicks. It is like if you have bows
tattooed on the back of your thighs. I'm like when
they do the upper thigh like a hair bow or
something like that, like hair bow, like they're wearing garters,
but they are right, that's a thing. Oh yeah, the

(28:18):
mom moving in at my Son's college next to us.
She'd been over and her shorts came up and she
had the bows and my my legs almost gave us.
Oh she had a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her front thigh.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Oh wow, that says, that says not that says somebody
has been here, in fact, more than a few.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
If you're underwears hanging out on purpose? Oh I love you,
You're you're my kind of lady. Has this changed or
like I do? Oh no, I still love Okay, my
lady is not white tracks, but she knows, she knows
what I like. Yeah, she will actually go boy, that's
she's right up your ally. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh nice. Yeah,

(29:05):
I like roller Derby girls. Oh yeah yeah. She'll put
on some overalls without the shirt underneath. There you go
on the thong, right high.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
Let's take our time machine and go back to you
being the single guy. Okay, are you living in an
apartment or in a house. I'm living in a double,
which is like an apartment house.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I was there. We did a podcast. Oh yeah yeah
for those of you who have nice homes. If you
don't know what a double is, go to a bad neighborhood.
Find a house for around seventeen to twenty thousand dollars,
put a wall down the middle, put another front door,
turn it into two crappy houses. That's a double duplex. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(29:50):
we call them doubles.

Speaker 12 (29:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
And if we take my time machine and go back there,
it's single Jeffrey. Yeah. And open up the refrigerator. What's
in it? We just talked about this last time. Two
Domino's pizza boxes from like three months ago. That's it? Yeah,
Oh yeah, no beverages, no water, no. I ate every

(30:12):
meal out and drink water pretty much.

Speaker 11 (30:16):
Now.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Were you a stoner if you will in those days? Yeah? Yeah,
so that's why I couldn't afford eything to put in
the fridge. So what would you do when you got
the monchies? O don't know, order more Domino's pizza? Okay?
I mean it was the only I had one pizza

(30:36):
place that would deliver, and it was Dominoes, and so
I usually had Dominoes. And but yeah, I had some
black light posters on the wall. Is that what you wanted?
I had a couple of lava layups.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Did you have the black light though?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
To go? Oh? Yeah, I had the end tables crates, Yes, yeah, yeah,
did you have two lava layups?

Speaker 8 (30:58):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Did you have a lot of home game with the ladies.
I've did a lot of alone time with the Jeff.
Like when I find a lady, I'm with her for
a long time, but then there's a long gap until
I can trick another.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
One fall on the floor.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah. That's why I told my
daughters the other day not to never sleep with the
dude with his bet.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
On the floor.

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(32:42):
have from the world of news. We've got snakes, We've
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I would have thought that was some kind of a
new car. You've seen the new ozempicola. I understand they
do great crashed us. We'll find out what that is.

(33:03):
And then the same headline, it has this phrase Labia puffing. Okay, uh,
we'll find out what that means. And also, I'm really scared.
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(33:25):
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pfessional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. And there's Tom Griswold.
Thank you very much, Josh. Well, we were reviewing the
early love life of the single Jeff Oscy quite exciting.
I was not aware of all this stuff. Oh yeah,
but you were mentioning that you find the as you
put it, the white trash girls. Oh yeah, if you

(34:21):
have an ankle monitor and drive a Nissan Ultima. Oh
you are my lady after your heart. Yeah, if you
have the eyelashes on your on your headlights on your car.

Speaker 8 (34:35):
Didn't you?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Didn't you have a lady send you a sort of
a sexy photo if you will. Oh yeah. And the
sexiest part about it was the ankle monitor. I like,
I like, I like working my way down. There was
a nice set and then some nice panties and imagine
ankle monitor. Do you keep these photos?

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
There were gifts I'll just throw away gifts. Wouldn't your
current lady friend be upset to see your collection of
Oh no, oh no, I've had to see her collection
and it's hilarious. So really is it the Johnson family?
Oh yeah, Like she has hundreds, Like she was single

(35:19):
for quite a while. And her favorite thing to do
when a guy would send one, you know those stickers
you can put like digital snickers, she would like put
like a sombrero on it and like a bow tie
and send it back to the guy. I guess my
generation missed this. Yeah, so we we would do that like,

(35:39):
oh do you see this? Well I got this, and
we would like share and laugh and wow, good to
know we're both old. We had we had you know,
previous past. Yeah, we had passed. I'm embarrassed and she's
not embarrassed. But that's good. Yeah, that's very healthy. She's
aware of your love of Caucasian garbage. Oh yeah, yeah,

(36:00):
I've seen her point girls out to you. Oh yeah, yeah.
I like girls who say be a lot like we
be going to the story later. I love that. Do
you use the term dirty leg?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
What is dirty leg?

Speaker 7 (36:18):
What he's talking about? Okay, yeah, that's fascinating, certainly good
to know.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
You want to talk about your fantasy about the motel.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Was not a fantasy. I just there's something about those
those one story motels you.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
See, oh yeah, oh yeah, you know that along the highway, or.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
You want to throw towels on the bed just in
case to try to love those smothered with the bedpugs
before you.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Those motels where like you can tell like someone lives
and like two or three of those because they have
like long furniture out the front of labs and grill.
There's some long term riddles I have, Oh yeah, on
the road for sure. Thirty bucks and.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
One of our DJs lived in one of those. What
in Florida. Absolutely, it was just one of those. It's
just a motel. Yeah, you could park right in front. Yeah,
And it was just a single room with a bathroom.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I lived in one for about a month. Oh really Yeah.
It was right before I was going to Korea to
teach English over there, and I so I moved out
of my apartment and then I had a month of
nowhere to live. So my one of my really good friends,
his family owned one of those, and so they let
me stay there for free. For Oh that's great. What
was that movie about? And remember that movie in Florida?

(37:37):
And they Yeah, I love that movie, right, yeah, project.
I liked it. It's called the Florida Project. That was
my favorite movie of that year. But it's a tough watch.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
It was nominated for a lot of awards.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Wasn't it the same guy who did Nora?

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Really?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
He's one of my.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Favorite Dear Bob and Tom show. My dad listened all
the time. It was always fun we would listen together.
Listening to your show brings back good memories. I have
a co worker, last name is Dick. He has three daughters.
He refers to them as the little Dicks.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Well, good luck, not the daughters. So I just don't
do that. That's just me. One of the new words
that Cambridge has introduced for their dictionary is uh snackle box.
Do you remember what that is? It's a fishing tackle box,
but there's no fishing stuff and it just snacks. Yes, yes, Well,

(38:34):
along the same lines as a snackle box. As ramon,
I have a small divided container that's designed as a
lure carrier, sort a tackle box. I keep it in
my glove compartment to hold condiments right now, I have salt, pepper, mustard, mayo, ketchup, barbecue, sauce,
and salsa. Keeps the condiment clutter at bay in his

(38:56):
car and also keeps them from accidentally getting pierced and
spilling their contents. This is expert advice from a fatty,
fat fat fact, is what you said? That's very fat
I like that. No, I don't have any because I'm
not using if I'm eating on the go, There's no
way I'm opening a salsa packet, right. Okay, that's a

(39:19):
bold move. When people but Josh will open coffee cup
drink in the car. That was once, dude, that was
I don't believe.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
I can't even do an Arby's roast beef with barbecue sauce.
If I'm driving, I eat it playing.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
I do not approve of those metallic packets that you
tear and speeze. Those things they've got to be covered
in germs. They've also found that ketchup bottles are covered
in Oh I know. I would never touch one of
these at a restaurant. Are you kidding anything? Not from

(39:55):
those squeezer things?

Speaker 14 (39:56):
What do you put it?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
What do you use? I like to bear back it? Now?

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Guess what the old the only thing of this nature
that I have in my car right now? Pat, you
know you're not allowed to answer.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I don't think I do.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
I do sugar packets?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Ye, all right? Yeah, that's what's that transom?

Speaker 8 (40:14):
Give?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
What's that thing called between the two seats? That thing
you pull up? Uh? Is there a word for that console?

Speaker 14 (40:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, the cons and the console. I have a I
have a baggy. Well, here's a just in case, just
in case. At one time in your life with that
instead of that, would you have had a box of rubbers?

Speaker 5 (40:39):
God?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Have you accidentally?

Speaker 12 (40:40):
Ever?

Speaker 7 (40:41):
I have never purchased rubbers by the box anyway. I
prefer the ones in the gas station machines have the
Christie on the end of the thing.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
No.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Yeah, have you ever accidentally shaken a packet, opened it
and dumped a rubber into your coffee?

Speaker 7 (41:01):
And I'll tell you what, that lubrication does not taste good.
They've got to make those so called jiggaloon Do you
have to be to mistake your condom backet?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Have you ever done this? Josh? Have you ever accidentally
put a lubricated condom on inside out?

Speaker 9 (41:18):
I have?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Then you go in, it just comes straight off. I'll
be honest, I don't know that it was because it
kind of stung. There was something like spermicide or something
that got sort of and so I don't know if
I put it inside out of it was just on it,
you know what I'm saying. But it's stung for a
little bit.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
I see are coming up once again. We have some
rather unusual stuff in the news, including a we were
talking about new words. This is a new idea. It's
called ozembic volva. We'll find out what that means.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Perhaps think you're putting the needle in the wrong.

Speaker 7 (41:53):
Did dip our dip our toes into the world of
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Speaker 2 (42:12):
Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac
Insurance Company News Deaz, Hello, Josh bet Godwin's got his keyboard,
his guitar. Hello. Jess Hooker joins us, Good morning, Bye,
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a show this morning. We have Ali Breen joining us later,
Allsman and Al Jackson. I'm Josh Arnold and Tom. I

(42:36):
had just asked you if you had ever accidentally poured well,
you have packets in your car for sugar. Sure, and
we also know you're quite the ladies man, so you
have many many condoms. Oh of course, he as if
you'd ever accidentally a rubber tree, I called it, hang
them in the bushes at my house, opened a condom

(42:57):
and poured it into your coffee? You said, of course, no,
who would do that. We have a letter this gentleman
claims he accidentally did that. What he says, I opened
a lubricated condom, put it into my coffee. I was
at a stoplight in a hurry. He said, he stirred
it around, even it was a flavored lubricated water melon.

(43:18):
Con do we if we if we choose to believe
this story. I don't believe it. Do you believe it?
That is because when you when you grab a condom,
it's you can feel it in there, and it's you'd
have to be very, very distracted or incredibly hungover. So

(43:39):
I'm not calling the man a liar. I'm enjoying the
story for what but I mean, we have.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
We all get distracted.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
No, but I got hang on a second, this guy,
this looks like a condom packet. These are wow flash
lens wipes.

Speaker 15 (43:57):
Pretty used to having to open the the size of
a piece of toad. Amazon package you got.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Come with a zipper.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Again, this is a this ostrated SPI a quick example. Yeah,
I could see I could see opening this in a
hurry and not paying attention and thinking, oh, this is
a sugar packet.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Or whatever on your way to work. If you ever
like missed where you're supposed to turn and you realize,
oh god, I was supposed to turn back there.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh sure this morning. What's a week for me? I
go right by? Yeah this morning, and I go.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Oh my god, I was supposed to turn right there?

Speaker 8 (44:39):
Or what the hell?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
What neighborhood am I in? Especially with all the construction. Yeah,
because where we live right now, you can't get off
here than you can, then you can't, then you can,
then you can't. It's incredibly annoying. Uh but uh yeah,
I do that all the time.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
I know they redid that shopping center down there, very nice.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I know you remember a liquor store here as a
cashing place. Oh, this guy's got a tent under the bridge.
That's double protection. Uh yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
Now, uh, we have a We have lots of letters
here if you want to reach it. It's Bob and
Tom at bobintom dot com. Hey guys, writes Daniel, my
dad bought a brand new tackle box a few weeks ago.
He uses it to separate his marijuana product flower that's
probably pretty small edible, multiple pre rolls, along with lighters,

(45:31):
one hitters, and various bulls for friends and family.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Okay, that's I like that. Then you also you keep
it out of reach of the pets and the guns.
And yeah, it's all contains.

Speaker 11 (45:43):
Do the.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
The typical tackle boxes have that the tiered sort of
drawers that what are you like a Yankee stadium things
where they pull out?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Ah, so makes sense, I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
Once again, we had a letter from a guy that
put he must have a really small one if it
goes in his glove box.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
And that one's probably not tiered. It's just divide it has.
Do you take a little tiny tackle box when you
go fishing? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (46:07):
I do.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
It's a bag with three little cases with lores in
them that that snap. And I have a similar thing
for pills. Yeah, I have two morning and my yeah
you know stool softener Viagoras stool softener Alis Stool's office.

(46:30):
By the way, you got to make sure you don't
take too many of one before you take the other.
I may need a third. I was just told that
some of the supplements I need to be taking, uh,
and and pill I need to be taking at lunch. Oh,
I may have a morning, noon and night. They make
one of those. Yeah, oh I I just have the
same strip Monday through or you know, Sunday through whatever.

(46:50):
The hell and uh is this a supplement or or both?
Mostly mostly like supplements.

Speaker 16 (46:56):
But yeah, they have a five way breakdown where it's morning,
mid morning, lunch, mid afternoon, and evening.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Oh yeah, what what is it? The size of a xylophone.
It's like a calendar. It's like an opened the door.
Oh look my prozac by the time you need that.
Of course your vision is so bad. Well, I'm not
sure if this is the stools. Often you're the viagra. Honey,
we're gonna need to cover the sheets either way.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Fact of life. When you're a good older parents, every
Sunday go over there and fill the filk carriers. Yeah
I did that.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
Oh yeah, mine are pretty not complicated. Yeah, vitamin and
a baby aspiren that's it.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Fortunately, Oh you're healthy. Some older people are not.

Speaker 11 (47:44):
I know.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I don't believe me, trust me.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Speaking of thomisms, this is from Doug in the north
Woods of Wisconsin. His dad is approaching ninety and starting
to get what he calls old timer's disease. He called
me up and said, can you get me some tooth
glue and fizzies? I was trying to figure out what
he was talking about.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Wait a minute, on the moon.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Then you think about tooth blue and so it's denture
something and wait a minute, is it alcas eltzero?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Yeah, to clean them and to stick them in.

Speaker 9 (48:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
I still remember the letter we got from the lady
that was sitting in the waffle house and the people
across the way. The lady eat her food, popper dentires
out handed him him and he ate his. Yeah, that's
a that's togetherness. Nice, probably love, probably fairly expensive. And
what are the ads that you know you're the same size.

(48:38):
It'd be like if you if you were like a
cross dresser and your wife wore the same size dress
as you.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Did, like my buddy Lynn down in Florida. But if
they aren't even dentures or just says old chattering tea,
yeah they could afford. Yeah. I remember the lady at
the Disney World Lost and Found telling me how they
found dentures all time.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Are the dentures marked so you know, try them all?
I mean, seriously, do they when they make them for you?
Do they put your name in them?

Speaker 7 (49:09):
Or think it's a good question unless unless there's like
a scanner like a dog, well these are your dentures
or you have a four year old German shepherd named Taffy.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
You can do all my mom did with all our
underwear when we were growing up. It's just right our
middle initial and uh, next attack.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
You couldn't put a J in them right.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
When I went to camp, there was a you had
to you had to have a certain size what do
you call it? Labels?

Speaker 7 (49:39):
They had to be sewn into all your pants. Everything
had to be there was. There were like instructions, this
is where you get them, and uh, I kind of
liked it.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Actually, well, that doesn't any of us. When I lived
in my first apartment here, there wasn't a washer and
dryer in the room. There was one.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
It was a two story place that was downstairs. So
what's your policy? You go downstairs there's a one washer,
one dryer, and someone's and you had to put quarters.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
In in those days. I don't know what are they now?
Is it a credit card?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I'm still quarters.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Well, you go down there and someone stuff is in there.
What do you do? It's in the wash, it's it's
it's done. Do you take it out, put it on
top and put your stuff in the washing machine. I
never did the washing machine. You lived in the same.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
Remember that now, I remember your policy was you just
take all the panties, take them upstairs and air drop them.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Why wouldn't you just put them in the dryer for
the person started up.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
I might not want to dry Yeah, what if it's
I'm not paying to dry their clothes. But also also
I have learned this in my current living situation. I
it doesn't matter what it is. I never put it
in the dryer. I just hang everything just in case.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Why did you Why didn't you dry these? Because the
last time.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
I ruined your sweater, god knows what it was.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, but we look at the time.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
We have to move on here. Coming up will grab
some sporting news. We have, as I mentioned before, an
unusual term or two actually in the world of news.
It's something called ozempic volva, which again to me, sounds
like a car.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Have you seen the Olympic volva? That's a man, it's
got a sun roofing.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I was gonna get one, but all they had was
the ozempic volva. Sport Is this like penis? It's yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
We got them both allegedly on the way, and the
apparent cure for one of them uh uh to touch
the other. No, it's something that it's something called uh
layby a puffing, puffing, puffing with a p okay. Uh Now,

(51:55):
this is all well and good, but just somebody coming
up in the world of sports.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
We do. There's some news from the Little League World
Series and a stupid world record.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
H okay, all right, now, I want to remind you
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a little touch of sports but also a little touch
of sexy time with the lovely comedian Ali Breen. We're
in the Oiley Auto Park Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show.

(53:58):
Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parks.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Students Christie Lee, Pat God when Jess Hooker, there's Ace Cosby,
I'm Josh Arnold and Tom. I look across the way
at Jeff Oscy. It looks like he has something to
share with us. I got a little letter basically proving
me right. Yeah, I love those This for Michael. We
were talking about the tanks at gas stations, filling the

(54:25):
ones in the ground, and if there's any sludge or
stuff being stirred up when they fill those tanks. Someone
wrote in said that's.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Not true, Yeah, that they were filters.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
Yeah, there's multiple filters. A healthy debate has sparked. I'm
just glad we still have gasoline. That's all I can say.
I love filling up my car. I love driving a Wingling.
Oh okay, sorry, back to you.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Morning gang, great show this morning. I'm with Jeff on
the junk being stirred up in those tanks. The guy's
letter even stated that there are two filters between the
tank and the pump. If there wasn't junk in the tank,
why are there two filters?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Why?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Why not even one. Why have any filter at all
if you don't have to keep the junk out of
the tank, that argument doesn't necessarily work. It's it's oh,
it does.

Speaker 17 (55:13):
No.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
The filter is to keep the junk from getting into
the tank. So if you have double filter system, again,
nothing's getting in there. Right, But that's between the tank
that's in the ground and the pump thing. Right, If
there's no junk being stirred up, you don't need a
filter to filter it out. Well, sometimes you just want
I don't know again, I don't care.

Speaker 7 (55:35):
All I know is when I would go to that place,
I put my credit card in and I drive away,
and I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Yes, yours is an explosion issue also with the tank. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
The reason I don't want to go in the tanker
truck is there because I've seen in the movies some
poor guy's filling up his car and then there's a
motorcycle that christ into the tanker truck and it explodes.
I don't want to be immolated because I was too
lazy to drive to the next gas station.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I like your point, though, Tom the gas my buddy
used to always get mad at people who can plained
about gas prices, because his argument was, yeah, gas should
kind of be expensive. It's this magic liquid you hump
in your metal and how that metal moves.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
It's amazing.

Speaker 7 (56:13):
I'm going to get into this car that's mostly metal
and aluminum and other stuff maybe leather.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
If you're having a good year, right, and I'm gonna
drive away.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
This is awesome.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah, I want to thank everybody who delivers it, makes
it and provide. Remember gas should always be more expensive
than milk. I think in the UK it's like ten
bucks a gallon or something. I mean, look, we all
hate high gas prices, of course, because it's kind of
it's it's a lot of.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
No.

Speaker 7 (56:38):
No, yeah, it's not like it's it's a necessity. It
is one of the funny things about watching old movies. Yes,
and you see, you know they pull into the gas station.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
What is the cheapest gas? You remember?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
I've never looked at the eight.

Speaker 16 (56:50):
I was gonna say eighty nine cents was what it
was when I filled up my tank for the very
first Okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
I remember like thirty six.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Wow. Yeah, really, why we should just feed the horses?

Speaker 7 (57:03):
Yes, yes, Well, the letter you had earlier about the
guy that claims he he threw a condom in his
coffee by mistake and stirred it.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Look, we've all done absent minded things. I'm not saying
it's not possible. But wouldn't that letter have ended? Wouldn't
it have been a great ending if the guy said
and by the way, it was the best coffee I
ever had? Because this kind of sounds like one of
those things that's going to become one of those YouTube trems.
Someone's going to do this, someone's gonna pretend they did it,
and then the next thing, you know, it'll be like
eating those detergent packets. More runs everywhere on TikTok. Hey

(57:37):
have you had the new Trojan coffee? It's great?

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Hey you put butter in your coffee? You can put
condom lube in your coffee.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I suppose so. Yeah, I've never done the butter coffee thing,
but very good for you. Yeah, I like carry gold. Ye. Well,
if I asked my doctor, hey, dog, should I start
putting butter in my coffee? I already know what he's
going to say. But yes, I know that has some
better bulletproof. Is there anything that butter doesn't make better?

Speaker 8 (58:04):
Man?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
I mean think about it. Uh, it's it's pretty good stuff.
Thank you to all those hard people. I'm doing just fine. Yeah,
a little is okay.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Everything in moderation, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Coming up, are we're going to be talking about sexy
time with Ali Breen. There may or may not be
butter involved. If there is, I hope it's unsalted at
this point.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
That's a that's a.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
Last tangled pa joke. Yeah, that's that's in my golden
oldie file. A lot of a lot of people get that.
Other shows, ohre's some okay. We have a mister Jeff
Hosky sitting in for Chick McGee today, and you've got

(58:50):
some interesting sporting news.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yeah, the Little League World Series. You're all familiar. That's fun,
isn't well? At least a couple of offshore book makers
are offering odds on games at the Little League World Series.
Of course, team managers and the Little League itself are
not pleased. I bet not. In a news conference the

(59:13):
uh Little League World Series team managers have voice their
displeasure with gambling on the game, saying that the players
at the tournament top out at twelve years old. Little
League International also released a statement denouncing sports betting on
youth competition.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
Well, I still say we're probably only a few years
away from cigarette ads on their uniforms if the check
is big enough. Yeah, yeah, pretty soon, brought to you.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
By Marlboro Lights. You've got a problem if you're betting
on Little League World.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Series or a rad I can't decide. Yeah really yeah,
I can't decide if it's as fun as it gets
or if it is a problem. I think the betting fine.
I think it's the if the bet doesn't pay off
and you're like trying to find a twelve year old
to cuss them out in your parlay, Yeah, then you're
a dirt ball.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
That's where it's gets scary. When it gets to the
level where you know, colleges or whatever, someone goes, well,
we only have to win by five, you know they
can the old point. I think that's the whole point.
Shaving thing is going to come back in a big way.
We will see what else is happening in the world
of sports. Well, I want to mention something. Okay, concept,

(01:00:34):
this isn't really an idea or a concept. What am
I trying to do here? I'm trying to make a point.
The Little League World Series is kind of a real
world Series. Yeah, really is, because the World Series is
just a bunch of American baseball teams and one Canadian.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
As it should be.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
They don't invite the Japanese or the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
Yeah, let the Dominican Republic throw together, throw together a
team and see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
The MLB kind of has Yeah, I mean, so you
have to hit.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
The Little League World Series for being truly international. Yeah,
you can imagine all Dominican team done that picture. He
can throw all one hundred and twenty miles an hour.
Because she actually threw his arm off last year.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
I sawed it back on. Most people are it's miraculous.
I'm sorry. I just as well. No, you're fun. It's
a fun event record. I bet this is less fun.
A Canadian woman has broken the Guinness World Record for
the most neckties worn at once. Help she chose?

Speaker 11 (01:01:35):
What is she?

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
A giraffe neck?

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Miss Marwaie Risky, who served as a member of the
National Assembly of Quebec, celebrated her tenure as a politician
by attempting the record. She managed to fit three hundred
and sixty neckties around her neck? What woman's putting out
that many necks? Is she just the biggest Diane Keaton fan.

(01:01:57):
It beat the previous record of Annie Hall. Look, oh yeah,
that was him for about a week. She's still she's
still working it though. Yeah, that's what she wears. I
think it's Paulson kind of works that the great, the
great comedian. I love her. I really don't hate it
when women wear a necktie.

Speaker 11 (01:02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:02:14):
My first dance in middle school, I wore one of
my dad's neck ties because I thought it looked cool.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Oh my god, my friends never let me live it down.
And you were already tom boyd Craig.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Yeah, so that didn't really help the cause.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Did you play softball? No, you should have. The woman's
gym teacher ask you to dance. This woman said she
accepted the challenge of breaking the record for the most
neckties warrants to show that women are equal to women
can also wear many ties. That's still an argument women,

(01:02:51):
This whole equal to meny thing. You lost that argument,
You're not That looks ridiculous, But she's I kind of
having Yeah they're not.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Are they around her neck? Around her whole?

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
They're like and it looks like only the top ones
actually nodded. Yeah, they're just draped her, they're slung. Yeah,
they're just draped around her neck. It looks like some
kind of I can't say that she does, like, yeah,
but a more festive bag lady. Yes, it's it's a
little more colorful, a.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Lot of colorful.

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
It's like if Disney, if Disneyland or Disney World had
like a realistic New York City area and they'd have
they have happy, pleasant bag ladies like this who are
mentally more mentally disturbed and screaming about how they want
to flash a beaver at you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Yeah, Macaulay would befriend her and the heartbeat, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
And there'd be no and there'd be no pigeons all
over her, even though she's got pigeons everywhere. That that
movie completely creeps me out because.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
It does because of the Bidge.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Oh god, you know how filthy bird poop is.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Oh yeah, she was a filthy lady, but that he
was a sweet lady.

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
Well, yeah, of.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
Course, yeah, that's a that's but at the same time fantasy.
At the same time, I understand the whole movie is
a fantasy. I know, like that lady doesn't have a
happy ending. No, hey, thanks for the ornament you gave me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Kid. I guess you're going back to Chicago and I'm
going back to under the Bridge. Yeah. Yeah, it's sort
of like this wish fulfillment thing.

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
It's like Rocky. Really, yeah, that's gonna happen. This guy
is gonna win. He's gonna be a followup grade.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
I watched Rocky. He did not win in the first one,
but he made it all the way, didn't he. Yeah,
that's right, he didn't fall down. My friend, did you
hear that?

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Carl Wethers once it was asked what would happen if
you was still alone boxed, and he goes, I'd kill
him in the first round.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
He didn't mean, he didn't mean soundly, but he meant.

Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
He meant literally he would kill him. I'm sorry, we're
somehow off topic. So this lady has how many ties?

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
I didn't three hundred and sixty, beating the previous title
of three hundred and thirty.

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
Oh now, how many of those ties do you think
were given by kids to their dad on Father's Day?

Speaker 9 (01:05:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Boy, another another tie?

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
Well, some guys wear ties. My husband has a lot
of He wears a tie every day.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
I had to wear a tie every day to school. Yeah,
that's why I don't particularly like wearing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Didn't have to be the same color, the same tie
every ding, No, no, no, oh, that was your individual stamp.

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
The thing is because boys will be boys and girls
will be girls, and they're all terrible to each other.
As we know, there was one kid I won't say
his name, that his first day at my school, which
was an all boys school, he wore it a clip
on tie. And you know, there's the one guy that
walks around and there's the new guys. He would describe

(01:05:54):
everyone's tying yank on it, and this guy, of course
had a clip on.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
And that was the end of it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Were you not allowed to wear a clip on?

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Yes, but you're this guy just you know, it just
wasn't cool.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
But by the way, that mister uncool Supreme Court justice
no better. He invented some chemistry thing and he lives
in Paris, and oh my gosh, he's like incredibly famous
and rich in the world of chemistry.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
He got the last last yeah, yeah, yeah. He had
the clip on tie and the genius IQ. So I'm
guessing though, you guys didn't wear like wacky ties like no,
like Donald Duck or you wanted to be just It
was a way of neutralizing things.

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
He just wanted to be just not that guy. And
I'm this is I just got into this argument. The
school my girl little girls go to, they wear uniforms
until a certain age. I think they should wear them
until they're out of high school. Yeah, I agree, because
it's this fashion competition that's so pointless. And uh, where

(01:06:57):
I went to school the late these the girls schools,
there were two of them right nearby. They wore uniforms
all the way through and it was just super hot
and it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Was sorry, Josh, you're you're a Rostell kid was catching
over here. I didn't mean no, I just think it
would be it's just so smart to eliminate all that bs. Well,
it's way easier for the parents and way more cost
effective because you only need like four or five outfits
and you're set for the entire year or two. And

(01:07:27):
then yeah, with my kids all wore uniform and I
loved it, like it was so easy, and.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
It's does your daughter right now wear uniforms?

Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
And I hate it. My current last yeah, which the
current parla. That's not the right word I want. Currently
the fashion is to wear slippers, pajama pants and then
oversize hoodie. No, that's what my child wears the school
every day. So they all dressed like strippers who go

(01:07:56):
to community college. Yeah, yes, every one of them. That's
how wow. And that's the thing there.

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
In every era, there's going to be a fad or
a certain I mean when I was in school, there
was a certain way you wanted to look like one
of the monkeys.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
It was you know how hard it was to get
one of those double brusted shirts. They're gonna say how
hard it was to get laid boxer shorts. Boxer shorts
were big when I was in high school too. It
boxer shorts and that's back girls, boxer shorts. Yeah, there surprised.
That's a lot and they out they wouldn't let us

(01:08:34):
do it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:34):
Anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
We have some tragic news in the world of fashions. Pat,
you're gonna need your guitar, but apparently it's broke in
the world of fashion. Baggy pants replacing yoga pants. No,
we're going to find out it's a It's an actual
news story from the Wall Street Journal. So, uh, bring

(01:08:58):
back yoga pants. They haven't left quite yet, but apparently
is this true? Have you noticed this and not at
our gym?

Speaker 9 (01:09:06):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
In fact, it's funny because I had read the article
a couple of days ago, and so when I was
walking in yesterday, all the girls were all wearing the
Lululemon leggings, and I thought, oh, well, they haven't gotten
the memo yet, but let's see if it trends out.

Speaker 8 (01:09:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I can't believe tw many of them. Crack open the
Wall Street Journal. We are in, Boyfriend. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (01:09:33):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
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Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
I don't know, some kind of fake animals, some kind.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Of big cat? You naughty feline?

Speaker 9 (01:09:57):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
There's pat God?

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Can you give?

Speaker 14 (01:10:00):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
I have a pocket too. Tommy can borrow the shirt
if you'd like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
I do like surets with pockets. Please put that shirt on.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
I brought you a cowboy hat.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
It's in my office, that shirt.

Speaker 7 (01:10:15):
And a cowboy hat. Oh, that would be a very
gay look, it would be. Yes, that says sodomized me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
That looks Jeff Sucker, Jeff Fosk. I'm Josh, there's Tom.
I think you very much. I got another letter here right.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
We were discussing, uh, sometimes one has to walk through
spider webs every morning when I get here, I walk
on the first one here, I walk up the ramp,
or I take the stairs. I've started to take the
stairs because I'm finding there are fewer fewer spider webs
on the stairway than there are in the ramp, even
though the ramp is closer to the door. Though, But Slona,

(01:10:55):
mister Rosky, you were explaining to me that you have
one bathroom at your home. Yes, sir, and my suggestion
was you go and buy one of those uh uh
trailers that has two bathrooms on it. Naturally, Yes, you can,
peu bibby go one of those for five six grand
ye pulling them back your house. Voila, you got a place,
You got a place to poop in the middle of
the night. So you get up in the middle of

(01:11:16):
the night one of your daughters is taking a shower
at midnight, which, yeah, I measure what's going on there?

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Don't want to know? Uh, so you have to piece.
You go outside, and what happens. I walked through the
world's largest spider web went it went from my belly
to over my head? And who's living in the world's
largest The spider with so much ass that it looked
like j low like it had and it was like
and I just kind of brough. I didn't I didn't

(01:11:42):
smash like, I just brushed it. And then, uh, yesterday
apparently he's a go getter. He did a whole new
web that I walked through yesterday. There you go back
at it, showing me who's boss. Yeah, I'm okay with spiders.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
I don't freak daddy lung legs spiders I think.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
I don't know if they are actually a racktins or not.

Speaker 7 (01:11:59):
Probably Okay, we got time, But I mean the engineering
of a daddy long legs, it's so cool, right, Yes.
One of the was it Star Wars that has the
machines that look kind of like that have the big legs.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
This is so interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
But got this nice letter here from Arthur Junior. Arthur,
he goes, sorry to bother you guys work.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
That's all right, Arthur.

Speaker 7 (01:12:24):
So I like the he goes. I was working in
a dirt basement with a five foot ceiling. A bat
landed on my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Cool, I was.

Speaker 7 (01:12:35):
I was spent over because of the low ceiling, and
I felt this thing on my shoulder. I looked to
my left, our eyes met. I stopped working and I
pondered the next moment of my life. I could scream
like a little girl, or quote.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Act like a man.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Screamed like a little girl.

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
I would have screamed like a little girl. I would
have screamed. Absolutely, he goes, I acted like a man.
I'm very proud of myself. I am now a man. Well,
thank you, Arthur Junior.

Speaker 11 (01:13:05):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
That's it? End of story.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
We don't know if he knocked the bat off his shoulders.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Yeah, they bite. That's why you gotta get raby shots. Remember, no.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Become a superhero. Scary. Look you ever seen some of
the teeth in those seasons?

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
What kind of bat? Y?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
I love bat I do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
They're very good for I've had him in my house before.
You don't want him inside, No, you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Gotta get some I had to get some leather gloves and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
A tennis racket.

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
Carried him out. No, I carried him out. I pick him,
carried him out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Yeah. Wow, that's amazing. We do.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Al Jackson, Hello, Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (01:13:51):
Hello. This is Oh in the Orbs Spider Spider. Yeah,
I'm looking for mister Jeff. Ok.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
This is he.

Speaker 11 (01:14:01):
I noticed you kind of ruined my home the last two.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that, dude. I didn't even see it.

Speaker 11 (01:14:09):
Well, here's the thing. I'm I'm outside of your house,
and I'm doing you a favor by not being in
your house.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Well I appreciate that.

Speaker 11 (01:14:19):
Well, could you do me a favor? Are you listening?
I am stop destroying my life in my home.

Speaker 8 (01:14:29):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
He's not doing anything to your ome. My bad, totally unintentional.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Start crawling on your knees.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Well, I'm I'm just going to start staying inside. You
didn't have to capture on ring or anything, did you?

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Oh you know what it? Maybe I'm it may I'll
have to look. Are you doing the day. Yeah, we're
your flying, your arms are flying around and.

Speaker 7 (01:14:58):
Yeah, had you already uh produced the tool needed to
evacuate the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Luckily, or it would have covered that as well. That's
how big this web, A webbed wen a web.

Speaker 7 (01:15:11):
You imagine if you had been bitten down there. Oh,
you have to go to the minute clinic.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
And explain why I was trying to get frisky with
a spider. Yeah. Then the doctor tells your friend, Hey,
you're gonna have to sluck out the poison.

Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
Oh, you're going to die. Friends, You're gonna die the joke.
I see, Well, thank you very much. Uh, we have
an unusual story in the world of news.

Speaker 11 (01:15:34):
Yeah, we have a.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Story that's going to lead to a song. I want
to hear you sing today.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
I love to sing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Legging sales have reportedly plummeted amid gen Z's preference for
baggie workout clothes. A report titled the Death of Leggings
question Mark track the categories ongoing decline. In twenty twenty two,
leggings were responsible for forty six point nine percent of
so called ath leisure bottom, but in twenty twenty five

(01:16:01):
that figere felt at thirty eight point seven.

Speaker 7 (01:16:04):
If someone uses the wordth leisure around me, that's really
good because I never want to speak.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
A quick question when you buy leggings, ladies, do how
long will a nice pair last year?

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
I've had the same ones for years?

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Could this be a case of women don't need to
buy new leggings for five? That could be Oh yeah,
But according to the one leggings, they mean yoga pants.

Speaker 8 (01:16:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
According to the tight ones that like, I'm wearing yoga
pants right now, but they have wide legs on them.
See they're like okay, they're like the Wall Street journals.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
The place we want them tight is primarily around your bunch.
I love the knees, in the the camelto area in
the rands like FP.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Movement are already capitalizing on the big workout pant trend.
Companies like Lululemon and Aloe, whose sales were once driven
by skin tightth leisure where are now scrambling to put
out their own versions in the word f leisure of
baggyr cl thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
What is that called, Joshua?

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
They say athletes because people wear them.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Not just to work it right, you see? Yes, yeah,
you wear them for comfort. That's like the word spork. Well,
that makes an actual thing for sport. I won't.

Speaker 8 (01:17:17):
I will call it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
I'm utensil. I'm not going to use it's perfect. I
hate sporks. I love them. No, they ruined.

Speaker 7 (01:17:22):
You could have the three star Michelin restaurant. They give
you a spork, I'm not eating well they.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
I don't think it's going to happen there. They have
them at Taco Bell. They're perfect for the Mexican pie
afc oh yeah, perfect mash potato supposed to have a
spork in a spoon separately. That's what we got it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
You never saw Jesus at the Last Supper going a waiter.
Could I get a spork over here and another glass
of wine?

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Before you know we're talking about it? Are you going
to do a song called baggy Bence?

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
No? No, you know a song I'm gonna do. Love
Lady in a cockytail dress.

Speaker 9 (01:18:04):
But it's not my favorite eye confess you know it
makes me think of romance. A pretty woman in yoga pants.
I'm behind a girl in yoga class. Can't take my
eyes off of shapely ass. I should move nonmaste. Those
yoga pants should making a day. I'm out of shape

(01:18:26):
she is not. I'm soaking wet. She's smoking hot. My
yoga pants sagging the back and the downward dog.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
You can see my crack. I try to focus while
she touches her tools. I can't concentrate on moun poles.
I don't have a.

Speaker 9 (01:18:44):
Ghost of the chance of getting in her yoga pants.
Yoga pants are tide and bold and then mold every fold.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
By a pair. We're active wear is soul.

Speaker 9 (01:19:03):
Those pants were made for y olga practice, but warn't
all day. They do distract us your Kundolini flow shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Off camel.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
When you wear them to the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
They rock me to my core. Get it. I wish
I was your man yoga pants. I'm your biggest fan.

Speaker 9 (01:19:30):
Look at the girl with a long blodder, had a
beautiful dairy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
She turns around, caught me sneaking a glance. Then that's a.

Speaker 9 (01:19:40):
Dude in yoga pants. Not that the santathing her own
with them. I just love the yoga pants. I re
lose yoga past I really loved those huga pants.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Yoga pants. Who Yeah, I'd like to unbehalf of every
man out there, And I'm sure I don't speak for
any of you. Ah, look, I don't care cut your hair,
but don't get rid of the yoga pants.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
In honor of the loss of the yoga pants, I
will be flying my penis half mask.

Speaker 7 (01:20:20):
Here's a stupid question. I don't do yoga. Are baggy
pants suitable for doing yoga in? Was there a reason?
Was there a reason that they wore tight pants?

Speaker 14 (01:20:30):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
Yeah, I mean mobility. But if you wear a jogger there,
I mean they're still tight to your legs, so you're
not gonna trip over your pants while you're doing yoga.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Okay, so these aren't baggy baggy these are?

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
These are like.

Speaker 16 (01:20:44):
Yeah, they're like cargoes almost, like like Christy said, like
there's there's movement in them.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
And then yeah, but real, real yoga's wear.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Big Jef who said do you want I started to
say the nama stay and we wanted naked.

Speaker 16 (01:21:05):
And the guy who owned the yoga studio knows right,
didn't you own a yogat Yeah okay for.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Like ten years he did? You owned a yoga student?

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
My wife hear about that. Oh, this is my favorite
thing when people don't know all the crazy stuff. Jeff'
steyne I love this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Yeah, we owned a yoga studio for a few years.
Did you do yoga yourself? Yeah? Every day? No kidding, yeah,
until I haven't done it since being.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
Were you licensed? Were you an instructor?

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
My wife was. She went over and studied in India,
like came back. Wow, you just installed the jew way mirror.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
I installed the rope wall. I had like swept up
after class, sanitized the mats.

Speaker 7 (01:21:48):
Well, we'll see if the Wall Street Journal is correct,
and if yoga pants are going away? Doesn't the world
of fashion, don't they have to have something new so
people will buy buy more stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
I mean, that's exactly what Josh just said. I mean
I have yoga pants, if you want to call them that.
That are leggings that are ten years old at least.

Speaker 12 (01:22:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
I don't know what was the big When was the
big era of the of the huge socks? Eighties? Lash dance?

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
Yeah, flash dance.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
If you were that, would you be really dated?

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
No, because they're kind of back now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Yeah, yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
When you walk outside in the winter, yeah, they keep
you warm.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Oh okay, so there is function to them. Yeah, it's
just too hard keeping track of all this stuff. I'll
just enjoy watching whatever your ladies decide to wear. No,
that's wrong. Oh, we we don't enjoy wanting to keep
her in the yoga pants. I don't think they're going anywhere. Okay, good, okay, good, Yeah,
well we'll vote for that now.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Coming up we in case ladies, in case you weren't
too self conscious about everything as it is, we have
a new uh, a new set of words out there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
I've never heard of this before. Ozepic volva.

Speaker 7 (01:22:54):
Again, it's not a car, it's an alleged Conditionerly, we're
gonna find out what it is. Flappy, it's allegedly out there.
From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (01:23:07):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
is Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Pie from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all
your car care needs. Get the parts and service you
need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Quick.
Hello to my brother Joe who works for O'Reilly. Hi Joe,
there's uh, he had nothing to do with us. Get deal.

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Can you get me a battery.

Speaker 9 (01:23:40):
Go on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Yeah, okay, I'll ask him. I need what kind of card.
There's Christie at the side like a shurance company car.
There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Josh, Jess Hooker across the way.
There's Jeff Oske hiding from me at the sports death Ace.
Cosby's there. He was enjoying some chips during the break
that were delicious. I'm Josh Arnold and there's Tom. They

(01:24:05):
very much.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
We're talking about spiders because mister Oski once again, I
had to go outside his home to pee and where.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
And there was a gigantic spider out there.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
See, I'm singing, I don't like spiders and snakes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
What song is that? That's a fun one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
That's a fun song.

Speaker 12 (01:24:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
Got a short letter here, all right, dear Bob and Tom.
I suspect my wife is planning to leave me.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Oh my Chad.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
The other day she.

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
Killed a spider all by herself. If she takes out
the trash by herself, it's over for me. Okay, thank you, sir,
good luck.

Speaker 16 (01:24:45):
You guys heard the term bug smasher. She's the bug
smasher in the relationship. No, I've been told that I'm
the bug smasher in our relationship if you can believe
that she's the one that handles the man duties. Interesting,
but it's usually applied to a lesbian relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Okay, oh sort of, I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
Yeah, she's she's the masculine one, gotcha.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
But I mean, if one were casting a movie, sure
you could go either way.

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
I mean not just in the movies.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
You sometimes effect that look of yes, that's what the
word I'm looking for.

Speaker 7 (01:25:25):
You get a little tig Yeah, but it's I know
you well enough though. It's more of a tomboy thing
it is.

Speaker 16 (01:25:35):
That's just the style of clothes I wear. Like that's
the aesthetic really more than anything.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Are you the spider smasher or whatever?

Speaker 11 (01:25:41):
They I am?

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Just because I don't like bugs like you find joy
and killing it? Yeah I do.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
I don't like, well let them go, I catch them
and let them go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I will no matter what it is. Christy say, silver
fish is on your kitchen all you you let that go?
Or you yeah you're awful.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
You just pick him up, You just get a paper
town put him outside.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
The toilets.

Speaker 5 (01:26:06):
That I have a lot of problem with. But I
just try to show him out the door like they
have like blue wings. What the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Oh my gosh, that's the killer one. Yeah, you have
the Northeastern radiation wasps. We talk about to call them.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 7 (01:26:25):
A quick update. By the way, all my state fair
fish dead man. Let kill them all goldfish?

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Were they were? They delicious?

Speaker 11 (01:26:33):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
I need them and I can't believe it because I
had a special tank. I have the water all set
up system junk. I got some of my well water,
but I still have the one for the one from
two years ago. Fine, still got that one.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
He need to go to the pet store and buy
a bunch and replace them so the kids don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:26:53):
I uh, my nine year old doesn't seem to be
two faced by the fact that they're all dead. Not
even sure she noticed after all the way for money
I put in, yeah, yeah I could have. I could
have bought forty ping pong balls and six fish, but
I didn't played the game at home. Speaking of a bugs,
if you're concerned about bugs and the toilet seat, we

(01:27:15):
have a scientific update in the world of toilet seats.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Okay, hold on, I've always been I.

Speaker 7 (01:27:21):
If I go to a place where I the toilet
seat is down in a public restroom, I will grab
a towel of some sort and lift the seat up.
Or I'll do my soccer style foot lift to make
sure there's no bugs. No, no, to get I'm not
going to pee on the seat for in case there's
a lady using it later. Oh sure, I don't want
to touch that thing.

Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
Right, And you can't get an STD because everybody thinks,
oh I got an STD from the toilet seat. They
lied to you. Microbiologists say you don't need to worry
about catching diseases from toilet seeds as long as you
wash your hands. Joe Robert's, a professor at the University
of South Florida, told the BBC that the likelihood of

(01:27:59):
catching a disease from a toilet seats is vanishingly low,
whereas it is far more likely to develop an STD
or UTI by wiping your own excrement too close to
your genitalia. She had of The threat is not in
your rear, it's not especially this is for ladies, obviously,
she added. The threat is not to your rear end.

(01:28:20):
It is to your mouth from your hands. Contaminated services
can contain numerous pathogens like E. Coli, salmonilla, shingella that
can lead to gastro intestinal to Maybe that's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
What sella that sounds like a band.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
Yeah, okay, I know you guys could get mad, and
I said, really, Yeah, they opened for deaf Leopard.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
They're very hip.

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
So the microbiologist is suggesting that you keep your phone
in your pocket to avoid contamination, and washing your hands
thoroughly for at least twenty seconds after using the bathroom.
Experts also warned of the toilet sneeze with the plume
of germs that are propelled into the air when you
flush the toilet, which is one of my biggest things.
I don't understand why public toilets don't have lids so

(01:29:08):
that you can close the lid and then flush the
toilet so.

Speaker 12 (01:29:13):
You can.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
It's such a it seems so stupid not to have.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Yeah, that's why you use your foot.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
Well, there's no toilet lid.

Speaker 7 (01:29:25):
I know, so you want to if you use your foot,
you can be far enough away because if you've seen
that video do that where they show the toilet sneeze, Yes,
and it looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Hiroshima coming out of that thing.

Speaker 7 (01:29:34):
When they they have some special lighting, and it shows
what happens when you flush a toilet and all that
stuff comes up in the air. You ever have to
flush one when you're sitting on it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Yeah, I'm a big courtesy flusher, don't you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
And it's blowing all that stuff right up your butt.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Yeah. Then all of a sudden, you're I guess I'll
stop licking my own ass cheeks. If you could lick
your hash cheeks, you wouldn't be here. You do back
at your house saying I'm only part way there. Places.
I'm not worried about this so called toilet sneeze. You can't.

(01:30:12):
That stuff just came out of my body. Who cares
if it gets on my skin a little bit? I
guess they're talking about you getting it on your hands
and putting it in your mouth. Well, well, I guess
I will have to stop eating cheeto as well. I
just love the word toilet sneeze. That is a good word.

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
I can remember where I was sitting when I heard
the word sneeze shield at a restaurant when they had
a salad bar sneeze shield.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
I wonder why they.

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
Oh, thank goodness, that's there. Yeah, the disappearing salad bar.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Are there any left? That's a good question. That was
such a big thing for a while. There were some
good ones. Oh yeah, I mean you still got your
golden corrals and stuff that you can. But don't you
just said golden corral. Don't you walk by the salad section?
Yeah right, yeah, it's wasted. They can take that out

(01:31:07):
and put some more wings.

Speaker 7 (01:31:10):
I can put something great next to my meat loaf,
like I'm actually eating it. I always did like the
dressing though, or some a hole would put the uh
he'd put whatever the French dressing ladle into the ranch. Yes,
so it looked like that spin art at the fair.
It was always a mishandled creuton or two as spin.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Art at the fair. Has that gone away too? I
didn't see one. I don't know remember that. I never
saw spin art at the fair. Oh yeah, what would
they do? Just there was like this, would you do it?
Or they sell it? No, no, you'd do it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:44):
It was like this turntable and you would take various
paints and put them on there at the fair. The
Museum of Modern Art never recognized so important though. Come on,
sure barely painted goat, But this stuff very very fancy.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
Now Jack and Pollack.

Speaker 7 (01:32:03):
Coming up, we have something new since we've just learned
the word. It was again toilet sneeze, yeah, which is
pretty rough. We have coming up something called the ozempic
vulva and in the same headline labia puffing?

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
What is this all about? And why are we doing this?
Also ozempic for your dog. Don't do that, all right,
it's rump, it's out of.

Speaker 7 (01:32:28):
Control and pat this may cause a song from you
headline forty pounds of steak on fire Highway song once
again coming up, it's quiz time once again. You've heard
just talking about annuities and I certainly needed to be
educated in that field because.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
I didn't know anything about him.

Speaker 7 (01:32:50):
And we turned to the folks that are the experts,
the Silac Insurance Company, just for some information. I'm going
to do a little quiz here with Christy Lee. All right,
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I need to ask you if I wanted to browse, say,
and find out about the Silac annuity choices, where would

(01:33:11):
I go? How would I find the Silac website?

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
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Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
I heard about this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:33:21):
The idea I like of getting a twenty percent bonus,
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to a SILAC annuity. What's the phone number to get
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Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
Coming up, we're gonna have sexy time with Ali Breen
will also talk with comedian al Jackson. We are in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show Live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have Risty Lee there, Hey,
thank Godwin there, Hell, there's Jess Hooker, Hi, and Jeff Oske.
That's right, Ace Cosby's there, Acy, I'm Josh Arnold Tom.
We have a heck of a morning coming up, a
great show. We have Al Jackson, Halsey and Ali Breen

(01:34:42):
joining us a little bit in the future. It's kind
of a hesitancy, like you were gonna forget everybody's name.
It's I you know what's behind the scenes. I was
trying not to say something, and I said it, so what,
But I was trying to say, have a great it's
a happy day, not a certain part of day. It's

(01:35:06):
very difficult, but there's a certain it's hard to be
confident looking around and remember everybody's name. They can be yeah,
doing this for a long time. Parents say that that's
a big How many times have you called your younger
daughter by her young.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
Or the dog's name. I've done it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
All the time. My mother would go, come here, Duffy,
that's our dog. Okay, well Duffy the dog Stuffy, that's adorable.
I love that dog.

Speaker 7 (01:35:40):
Was uh he was half Airdale and half Labrador retriever.
You look, he looked kind of like a He looked
like a lab with that beautiful coloring of an Airdale,
beautiful great dog.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
So it'd run and retrieve you Wall Street Journal, That
wat drink? I say, Duffy, Could I have an old
fashioned please? Yeah, Duffy would be a good name for
a butler.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
Did your dad have a cocktail every night when he
came hi home for more?

Speaker 8 (01:36:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Usually what did he have? I would make him depend
on the s In the summer he would have a
gin and tonic a bourbon in the morning, right for him.
And then you might know my father would.

Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
My father would never had a drink during the day ever,
but yeah, he would every once in a while. And
I then, of course, when I was about fourteen, I
started making them.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
That's kind of fun's. And in the beginning my mom
had all the set up and you'd have to pour it.

Speaker 12 (01:36:36):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
I became what they call a free poor expert. Yeah.
Did you ever have a heavy hand? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:36:43):
My mom had the what the jigger with like one
half was full shot? It looked like a looked like
a sand glass kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Yeah, yes, I would you have.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
The cocktail shaker and the strainer and yeah all that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Did you know how to make a Tom Collins and
Rob Roy No, I was never very good.

Speaker 5 (01:37:03):
I was seeing old fashion guy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
He would occasionally have an old fashion He.

Speaker 10 (01:37:07):
Would sip these too, right, like a normal person, as
opposed to your father who straight out of the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Your dad would like just like hoff it down. Dad
was a gulper. What was his drink of choice? He
drank beer in the beginning, Then when mom left he
went to whiskey.

Speaker 7 (01:37:26):
And beer and together, then he went to the hospital,
and then and then, if Isider's end the story, then
directly to the grave.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Now he stopped drinking at forty two.

Speaker 10 (01:37:38):
He had a couple of operations, then picked it up
again at seventy three.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Wow, okay, then that was the other.

Speaker 7 (01:37:45):
Well, Christy leaves over there at the Bobby's Times news desk,
we call it the SIOAC Insurance News Desk.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
What's going on, Well, it's time for your ozempic, hunk.
Some women out there reporting an unusual side effect of
taking g LP one weight loss drugs like ozempic. It's
called ozembic vulva. These users report they have noticed sagging
skin in their pelvic area.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
So it like one of those scream masks.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Which they say has caused them to experience pain or discomfort.
California based ob g I N doctor Sherry Ross told
Health Central all areas of the body can show visible
skin changes in response to this significant weight loss, including
the lower belly. Public, the pubic monds.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Yeah, the public publics. They got a bus station.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
There, littl furry though.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
The pubic mons. What does that mean exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
Cubic monds is the area the area where your fun
parts are right above, right, yeah, right above, Okay, so
they're enter and outer laba.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
So you're saying, if someone loses a lot of weight,
is this real or is this one of those weight
loss Yeah, can't really. It doesn't even have to be
g lp ones. Anybody who loses weight, yeah, is going
to get that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:10):
But for some of them, the solution to a zebic
vulva is what's called labia puffing, a procedure that restores
volume and fullness to the labia majora with journal fillers
or fat grafting.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
So if the laby is smoking, you can puff on it.
Is what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
That's what I'm saying, I'm trying to help.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
It's a lady a puffer and a labia huffer. I'm
going down on.

Speaker 5 (01:39:38):
Labia. Blasty surgery can also reshape the labia, while vaginal
tightening restores, of course firmness to the vaginal canal. Doctor
Justin Perone a specialist of in Australia. He's does these
ladies plastic surgery and local pervert Yeah, says he has
seen a surgeon in vaginal rejuvenation consultation appointment as the

(01:40:00):
g l B one drugs have grown in popularity, and
I think the probably you feel better about yourself, You're
having more sex probably, and so that's why you want
that area to be.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
I know a couple of women who have gotten labio
plastic because of the discomfort. There's pinching and pulling and
just every day.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:40:19):
Yeah, so but this is called ozempic vulva. How far
are we from ozempic rectum?

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
OHI I can't imagine that it affects it. Probably it might,
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:40:34):
Your butt cheeks could get saggy, yeah, maybe something maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
I don't know, would they You know, it's not always
about the butt, no, I.

Speaker 7 (01:40:44):
Just think it sometimes I see these, you have to
wonder this affected four people and they make big.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
I know the last time I went on a diet,
I got a slim fast sack. Yeah, it was really draggy.
It looked like Tommy Lusorda.

Speaker 12 (01:41:03):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
I don't want you guys to feel left out.

Speaker 16 (01:41:05):
It's is that the word that is a very normal thing,
a part of the vaginal rejuvenation process. Like you can
have three or four different things done, or you can
you know, all a cart if.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
When you're done, do they spray it with the new
car spell? I like that they just hang one of
those pine trees. Is a puffy What Sean Combs is
doing you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
I don't want you to feel left out. So we'll
talk about ozembic penis now. New data from the United
Kingdom shows that the average erect penis link increased by
nearly half an inch for those who are on ozembic.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
That's also a weight loss thing. Sure.

Speaker 5 (01:41:49):
Some medical experts suggests this change may be linked to
the growing use of the drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
I have a question. It may be longer, but is
it thinner.

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
Doctor Richard Weney a consultant.

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
His name's Fine.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
He's a consoled. Eurological surgeon at Queen Elizabeth Hospital in
Birmingham explains that a man loses weight and the hidden
portion of the pianis may become more visible. This is
due to a reaction in the fat pad located around
the pubic region.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Which you were talking. The same thing you were talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Yeah, last time I lost way, I got the uh
the weight watcher willie Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:38):
Experts caution that while the change is largely optical, it
may offer a welcome side effect for men using the
weight loss therapies.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Okay, what's the What's is a rumor or a fact?
Like for every so many pounds you lose, you gain
an inch. That's what this is. Yeah, exactly what you said,
half in say half an inch, But that's not if
you lose what is it twenty five pounds or something,
you get you gain a quarter of an inch. I forget.

(01:43:07):
But it's just because that fat pads, do you. Yeah,
that is the penis has always been that size has
just been in.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
You're not growing more penis, you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Adding more penis, you're the fat surrounding it. Ah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:20):
Well, so we'll see now that the one I'm most
interested in. However, when it comes to the ozempic stories,
is this next one? It's about dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
Yep, Ozempic could be coming to your dog. According to
the Guardian, biotech firms Vivanni and Okava have announced trials
for an implant that reproduces the weight loss effect that
ozempic and wagov have for humans in your pet. The
hope is that the same science can be used to
quell the ferocious appetite of some dog breeds that can

(01:43:51):
lead to excess weight. The company aims to bring the
drug to market as soon as twenty twenty eight. That
narians urged bed owners to try modifying their dogs diet
and exercise regime first before looking to pet weight loss drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
That's what it leads to.

Speaker 7 (01:44:07):
If I have the verbiage right to your girl dog
getting labia puffing, Yes, after she drops the aforementioned twenty
five pounds. Wow, that I wonder if that would be
Would you put it in their dog foot? Would you
have to go around injection?

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Yeah? Yeah, you know your trick was green beans right
for dogs?

Speaker 12 (01:44:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:44:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. If your dog's eating too much,
give him check with your vet. Depending on the dog.
But yeah, you would just give the dog more food,
but you give him something that's very low in calories.
My dogs were all used to eating green beans all
the time, so it was fairly effective. I've been managing
to keep their weight down more or less.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
That's because you walk them eighty times a day.

Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
That's good for them. And because dishwasher. How did you
know that?

Speaker 5 (01:44:54):
Because you've spake about it, because I cannot believe that.

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
You're we have a bugget the other day tells you
the other day the lower tray of my dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
I didn't realize this. It comes all the way out.
Did you know that?

Speaker 11 (01:45:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (01:45:14):
You know if that thing falls out, I'm never getting
it back in. So mister Fletcher, the bigger dog, he's
in there licking a plate off or something, and I'm
whatever hosing down the dishes, and all of a sudden
he backs up and he got his collar caught him
and the entire tray full of everything comes out of
the dishwasher, terrifying him and me, and he runs over

(01:45:36):
the runs to the living room, everything flying everywhere. He
was so scared, but we we undid him and he's okay.
So you don't let your dogs lick the plates when
they go.

Speaker 16 (01:45:47):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:45:48):
They get a big kick out of it. See, they
don't know it's a dishwasher. They think, oh, it's trying
for the leftover rack to be opened up.

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
I can't believe. Lets you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
She that I prefer not having in the room when
I'm doing the dishes. I have a technique, Josh.

Speaker 5 (01:46:05):
Do you let your cat eat table food?

Speaker 8 (01:46:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
A little bit. Yeah, Yeah, she loves like this morning,
she and I shared some sweet potatoes or sweet tatoes
as she calls them. Yes, you can grape you guys
sit in the dinero. I know.

Speaker 5 (01:46:23):
Does she sit there on the table while you're eating?

Speaker 8 (01:46:25):
She does?

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
Yeah, And she also had some egg yolk. So yeah,
you let your cat walk on the table, you dirt ball.
There are a lot of chlorox wipes, you know what
I mean. So yeah, and she licks your she licks
your paws clean. Yeah, she locks the table clean and
uh yeah, now granted she looks doesn't clean so much

(01:46:49):
as dry after a shower. Yeah, I'm off the towels.
I have. My dog will lick my legs and I
come out of the shell. Yeah. I love sharing, just
a little bit of especially when it's the food healthy form, right.

Speaker 5 (01:47:06):
I give the dogs blueberries, green beans, scrambled eggs. They
like that, chicken.

Speaker 7 (01:47:12):
My dog likes the steak sandwich like that, and he
or he'll he'll have a b l T as long
as there's no lettuce or b on it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
It's mostly no. No, he wiped up. Sorry, he wants
all bacon.

Speaker 5 (01:47:23):
My dogs can't digest pork. You should be careful with
the big Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
Well, I don't know if he if he looks it
off the plate and dishwasher, because he's getting whatever he's getting,
I don't. I don't edit it, edit it for him,
and my dishes go into the dishwasher already pretty damn clean. Yeah, yeah,
you don't those commercials where they're like, we just baked
a lasagna in this glass pan. Yes, like what do
you want sane?

Speaker 7 (01:47:48):
You know they've got a guy off camera with the
sand blaster. We went to the steel mill to bake
on this lasagna and we put it in here, We
put it on the quick setting and no way.

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
Well, they're saying it doesn't help your dishwasher, that it
needs to close.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
I don't believe that.

Speaker 7 (01:48:05):
I've seen that already going to get know that this
is a I lay a towel out, I scrub everything,
sanitize it, then put it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
In the dishwasher.

Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
Dishwashers don't learn. I don't want to my AI dishwasher
telling me what to do. I'm tired of it as
soon as I get it. If I get it, if
I get a dishwater and it has it requires a password,
I'm killing myself. Go on, I want to go on record.
I've had it with passwords that we need them for

(01:48:35):
everything in our culture. I'm tired of it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
And apps. You have to have an app for everything.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
If your dishwasher starts emailing you, so, how did I
clean the dishes? Oh my god? Yeah, yes, small dishwashing
businesses rely on your reviews.

Speaker 11 (01:48:49):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:48:49):
I still haven't finished from last Halloween. I've been finished
processing all the things I got from the kids when
I emailed them all asking them how our treats were?
Were you sufficiently scared? Where you're too scared? What would
you then? The bonus thing would you like? How about
the place we go? I get a thing every time
I go there, the gym, every time I go there?
How was it every single time you can opt out. Really,

(01:49:12):
I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
How long until somebody has at their house for trick
or tree has the iPad that they turn around to
see if you want to tip, Like, did you enjoy
your candy?

Speaker 11 (01:49:23):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
You can tip? You want full size next year? Yeah? Exactly?

Speaker 7 (01:49:28):
Do we have any beat on this? Are the places
where they you turn around or the places where you
eat and they hand you the machine and you do
it right? There are are the tips getting bigger because
the person is right there.

Speaker 2 (01:49:41):
I feel like it might be a wash. I think
there are some people who are so fed up with
it they're tipping less, and there are others who feel
so pressure to tip more than they are. So I
wonder if my business it's up because of the pressure. Okay, yeah,
that's my guess.

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
Yeah, but you are one of the guys that would
be pressured to give more?

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
I am, yeah, because I have a lot of money.
You know that? And then are you? Am I the
one that's concerned about all the germs on that thing?

Speaker 11 (01:50:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
Yeah, it's a problem. I mean, but yeah, you can't
I knuckle it where Yeah, I knuckle a lot of stuff,
you know, I've never even thought about that that's right
in front of my I just use my tongue. You
go knuckle knuckle deep on the thing. Uh, yeah, okay,
I knuckle the keypads a gas stations. Yeah. If I

(01:50:28):
really like, I'll go two knuckles. Yeah. You gotta show it,
you love it. Yeah, Yeah, you knuckle.

Speaker 8 (01:50:35):
At the.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:50:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
I don't use my fingertip.

Speaker 9 (01:50:39):
I do that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
Yeah. It's a crazy world.

Speaker 10 (01:50:41):
It is.

Speaker 7 (01:50:42):
I know, I'm not I'm not saying I'm right, It's
just what I do. Does anybody use rubber gloves at
the gas pump?

Speaker 2 (01:50:48):
No, No, they've proven the rubber gloves attract germs. They
do not deter them. What they figured that out at
the at the beginning of COVID. Hey, do not wear gloves.
Stuff sticks to the gloves. You can and you you
easily wash your hand. Maybe I ordered them and I
have them come on a weekly. Basically, I use them

(01:51:08):
when I round up yeah, I don't know how. I'm
not dead yet, right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:13):
I use them when I pick up dog poop there.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
I use them when I cut chicken.

Speaker 5 (01:51:17):
Yeah, that's a meat naked hamburgers, meat loaf, yeah, meatballs.

Speaker 2 (01:51:23):
I use them when I when I check my own prostate.
That's helpful. Do you use a mirror for that or
using your iPhone? Stevie want he goes by smell? Is
it a mushroom in there?

Speaker 7 (01:51:36):
Okay, well we've we've made a lot of progress. Coming up,
it's going to be uh a sexy time with Ali
Breen and we're gonna also check in with Al Jackson,
our West Coast correspondent who currently lives in the mountains
of Colorado.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
Looking forward to talking to both those guys. Right now.

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(01:53:38):
back to Jeffrey all the glorious things going on in
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This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
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Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show, Live from the
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There's Jeff Hooker. Jeff Oske is across the way. What
Ace Cosby's there, Josh, I'm Josh Arnold, and there's Tom.
Thank you very much. Off topic, which is what I do.

(01:54:19):
We were we talked. We were talking about some guy
had a letter he uh oh, he got confused about
a condom in his car. He thought it was a
sugar pack just absent mindedly opened a condom packet thinking
it was sugar and poured it into his golf And.

Speaker 7 (01:54:36):
I'm predicting this will become I always thinking, what if
the guy had taken a sip of it and it
was really good, and all of a sudden, you know,
Trojan coffee becomes a TikTok, a TikTok thing.

Speaker 2 (01:54:47):
But this is a semi similar. This comes to us
from a j because a friend was visiting a few
years ago, spent the night in the guest room. He
was feeling sick, went to the met cabin in the
middle of the night, took a couple of Alka seltzer tablets,
went back to bed.

Speaker 7 (01:55:04):
He was telling us. The next morning, we informed that
we did not have any Alka seltzer. Apparently he had
taken two polydant tables that had belonged to my elderly
aunt who had lived.

Speaker 2 (01:55:15):
With us earlierikes he said, no wonder they tasted a
little odd, but he said it did cure a stomach ache.
I guess that that would be an awf label. Use
I'm not going to recommend tripolitant for your stomach. I
don't know if that's even palatable or a letter about
the condom and the coffee. This is from Trad High,
long time listener, first time color the Sad. Yeah t

(01:55:37):
R A D D and from West Virginia heard the
story about the guy putting condoman's coffee. Can you imagine
later on that night when he puts sugar on his
Johnson talk about your fun deps. Yeah, why did you
know your little girl sugar funny that I used to
do a bit with. This was an ex girlfriend from

(01:55:59):
a law long time ago. Her son loved this bit.
When we would go to a restaurant. I would grab
a sugar packet, open it and start and pour the
sugar on my hands and start scrubbing them. And I
would go, this is the worst wet wipes I've ever used.
It killed every time with him, I'm using it. Oh yeah,
that for sure. Wow, that's when you were a kid.

(01:56:20):
Did your mom make you sugar bread?

Speaker 11 (01:56:22):
Yep?

Speaker 7 (01:56:22):
My mom would not make it for us, No, but
we did have to take it. It was white bread,
butter and then sugar.

Speaker 12 (01:56:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:56:30):
Yea on your rice too. We did it on our wing.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
I mean this question has been many times before. How
the hell did we survive?

Speaker 10 (01:56:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
No helmets, no seat belts. We made it well? I
guess we all didn't make it so sorry, hey, she.

Speaker 5 (01:56:46):
Said, changing the subject. In Missouri, a tractor trailer carrying
forty thousand pounds of steak overturned on a highway before
bursting into flames.

Speaker 2 (01:56:55):
It's like six months worth the.

Speaker 5 (01:57:00):
Little rural Fire Protection District.

Speaker 7 (01:57:02):
By the way, How rough would it be when your
name is Doolittle and you're you're a fireman working hard?

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
It's dangerous work, it was Doolittle. Didn't do much today?
Did you hun your house? Sketches on fire? It's burning down, Lloyd.

Speaker 5 (01:57:15):
They responded to the scene of the crash on Highway
one seventy four, where the truck's hall was deemed a
total loss. In a social media post, the Doolittle Rural
Fire Department said the fire was probationary. Firefighter Jenna Urex
first one in that she got to fight it alongside
her father. Officials added that the firefighter Jenna Orik is

(01:57:37):
the only vegan though in our department, in our first fire.

Speaker 2 (01:57:41):
Yes, that's we need the horn. Why do we have
a picture of this thing? She's just sobbing and gagging. Yeah,
this this thing is burning big time on fire. But
for pounds of them, it must have smelled delicious.

Speaker 11 (01:57:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:57:56):
Remember that great scene in the in a not so
great movie called The Alamo, Billy boum Thorne, Remember the
scene about the potatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:58:02):
Yeah, that's unsettling. Yes, yeah, well I'm not going to
ruin it from you don't want to.

Speaker 5 (01:58:07):
What do you have a song for?

Speaker 2 (01:58:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:58:09):
I typically write a song if there's something that spills
in the highway, and I've done a lot of them.
I got lucky on this one because actually Springsteen, and
this happened to Springsteen. He has a problem with the
fire poetry. I think I've mentioned that in the past.
He's kind of literal about it. So you know the song,
but the pointer sisters, Oh I love this. Have you

(01:58:31):
heard his first draft? Because it really matches his story.

Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
All Right, here we go. I'm traveling in my shu
with forty thousand pounds of steak. Of a sudden, sparks.

Speaker 17 (01:58:55):
Are coming from the bruge, Smoke is wafting out the hood,
flames licking around my tires, paying all thosebies.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Car on fire, Lord, a car on fire.

Speaker 17 (01:59:19):
I got a hold of my band I and the
Boss bring some big potatoes and a one sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:59:27):
Call m Max and the Big.

Speaker 17 (01:59:29):
Man to her on her of any street barque. I
mostly ride about cars, I never ride about trucks. Little
Lone Flaming Steaks. The song really sucks. I got a

(01:59:53):
call from David or my manager, Mister. He said, change
the words and give the song to the born and
her sisters.

Speaker 2 (02:00:10):
I love that song.

Speaker 7 (02:00:11):
That's great, now, am I? I'm trying to think what
we oh, I know what it was. We had a
story earlier this week, remember the headline radioactive shrimp. I
do having to recall recall shrimp at Walmart, a certain brand.
I forget what it was, but but that'd be the
worst great value.

Speaker 5 (02:00:29):
Yeah, it was great value at Walmart.

Speaker 7 (02:00:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's the name of the shrimp. But I
was thinking, if you get the radioactive shrimp and this
truck together, you've got the worst surfing turf of all time. Burned,
well done steak, And how do you order your steak?

Speaker 2 (02:00:45):
Medium rare? Okay?

Speaker 11 (02:00:47):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:00:47):
This hooker medium?

Speaker 11 (02:00:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:00:49):
Really?

Speaker 11 (02:00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:00:50):
Patty g medium rare, medium rare plus. What does that
mean between medium rare and medium, just a little bit.

Speaker 7 (02:00:58):
Medium plus Meg Ryan over here, Yeah, I bet it
tastes a lot like the waiters ass.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
There's medium that the girlfriends do it. I have never
heard that terminus.

Speaker 7 (02:01:14):
Yeah, what is the Because the waiter waitress always gives
you that we know the temperature between.

Speaker 5 (02:01:19):
They always go okay, I mean it's not unusual to
them a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:01:22):
I'm medium rare plus.

Speaker 5 (02:01:23):
Yes, it's between the two medium rare.

Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
I like my steak like I like my women with
a warm red pink scent. No people, no pink for eggs.
We kind of if I didn't think you would eat
anything with pink.

Speaker 7 (02:01:40):
Once again reinforcing stereotypes worldwide.

Speaker 2 (02:01:44):
It's okay, well they're very good, but you how do
you take your steak medium rare? Yeah, I like them
on the you like it rare, not too? I could
go rare. I'm fine.

Speaker 9 (02:01:55):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
Yeah, if I was like medium rare plus a loaded
potato and uh and so yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:02:05):
That sounds good.

Speaker 2 (02:02:06):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:02:08):
We have coming up a little bit of a sexy
time with Ali Breen plus comedian Al Jackson will be
our guest.

Speaker 2 (02:02:14):
We are in the Oreli Auto Part Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (02:02:17):
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Speaker 6 (02:02:23):
This is the Bob and Tom Show talking about Hey.

Speaker 2 (02:02:29):
It's the Bob and Tom Show live from the O'Reilly
Auto Park Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance
Company news desk. Pat Godwin's there, Jessica Alsman has joined
us H. There's Oske Hey, Oscar Comma Jeffrey, there's as Cosby.
I'm Josh Arnold Tom. I believe we're joined by our
good friend out west.

Speaker 1 (02:02:51):
There he is.

Speaker 2 (02:02:52):
It's Al Jackson.

Speaker 8 (02:02:54):
BA.

Speaker 7 (02:02:55):
I can see your T shirt. It says, let me
apologize in advance for my that I'm missing word is it?

Speaker 5 (02:03:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:03:02):
Okay, okay, that's nice.

Speaker 8 (02:03:05):
Well see, I'm I'm a My mama trained with me.
Well really I couldn't get back in the bedroom because
my girlfriend was asleep and this T shirt was in
the closet. So here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:03:15):
Okay, well, so you don't have to apologize for your
behavior here, Al is go ahead? Is that shirt some
of your merch?

Speaker 11 (02:03:25):
It was?

Speaker 8 (02:03:25):
It actually has my old website on it. Oh yeah,
so now it's just like it's a house shirt.

Speaker 2 (02:03:30):
Now all right, I have a bunch of unsold shirts
that I wear as shirts now as well. I sold
every one of mine, So.

Speaker 7 (02:03:41):
You bring merch home with that, Like, hey, could we
could we do a thing with with with a I
where we would have like one of those horrific things
of starving children, but they're wearing bob zany merch.

Speaker 2 (02:03:59):
Uh. I mean, yes, we're good. I mean it would
be an extraordinarily poor taste.

Speaker 8 (02:04:04):
Yeah, but that would be probably the weirdest prompt AI
has ever gotten. But yeah, you know, the flies was
going to say, you guys were talking about how you
like your steak. I did something that I always said
I wanted to do last night at a steakhouse. My
my girl was sitting on give cards. What uh yeah,

(02:04:25):
oh yeah, So we went to the chop house before
we went to go see Otani pitch. He uh uh
pitched last night against the Rockies, and I got a
burger and it was everything I dreamed it would be
get a burger from a steakhouse because you always go
and you're like, I got to get a steak or
I got to get whatever. It was like, we were
talking about how good the burger was at the game.

(02:04:47):
So if you're like, not really one hundred percent said
on the steak, go for the burger home runs.

Speaker 2 (02:04:51):
You're you're watching once in a generation player, but you're
talking about hamburgers.

Speaker 8 (02:04:57):
And the Rockies got at it, got after him.

Speaker 2 (02:04:59):
Did they win?

Speaker 8 (02:05:01):
Oh yeah, that's a miracle. Yeah, they're playing much better.
They got a bunch of young, young players. And it's
funny because you know, obviously my girl's a die hard
fan of works for the team, but she's just like,
it's weird because I think people that watch sports don't
realize the people that work for those teams are as

(02:05:21):
obsessed as like any obsessed packer. So she's obsessed with
them and like really sad that they were playing so
bad and so and like I was the one like, yo,
they got some young dudes on this team, and now
when they like, they beat the heck out of out
of Los Angeles. They were beating them first inning, got
a tiny out of there in like four innings, and
I was just looking at her. I was like, I
told you, these dudes are there. They're like, I mean,

(02:05:44):
the record's horrendous because they started off.

Speaker 2 (02:05:46):
Bad, but they're hungry.

Speaker 7 (02:05:48):
They're hungry. But you were because you had that great hamburger.
Now the point of the story is, al what kind
of steak when you order steak? I forget why we
were talking about this, Oh, because there was a steak
truck that was on fire and it burned all the steaks.

Speaker 2 (02:06:01):
How do you order a steak at a steak place
if you're getting a steak medium medium? Yeah, yeah, I'll
get it medium. You know, medium rare is just I
can do medium rare. I just don't like the pooling
of blood.

Speaker 8 (02:06:15):
On my plate. Yeah. I don't even mind it with
the meat. It's just like when it gets in the
green beans and stuff. I don't like to see blood
and mash it.

Speaker 7 (02:06:25):
I believe we call it juice all range negative Christy
Lee or you want to tell Alb what you want.

Speaker 5 (02:06:32):
To make fun of me? Because I always ask for
medium rare plus, which is medium there with just a
little extra time on the grill, because there's no real
designation for that, because I don't like it too medium.
I don't like it too rare.

Speaker 2 (02:06:43):
That's the Princess and the P designation.

Speaker 8 (02:06:45):
Yeah, And I kind of like that though, because I
think that's probably where I want to go. I want
to go a tick down because medium they're always scared
that you're going to send it back, especially at a steakhouse,
like the chef would kill you if you did that, right,
So they you know, they usually go a little bit
over because they're like I think when you go to
a steakhouse, they're like, you're not a real steak either,
unless you're unless the word rare somewhere in there. But

(02:07:08):
I think, like, if I could just go a tick down,
I'd be fine. I just don't you know, like Chrissy
when you put the knife in and it just like
blood comes from the bottom of it, like you're starting
sinners or something. Yeah, I want that. Oh did your
dad eat steak that at tom That was one of
the I've told this many times on the show. My
dad only ate six s things then, that's not an exaggeration.

(02:07:32):
Steak was one of them. Steak, spaghetti, tuna, fish with saltine, crackers,
navel oranges, and lasagna from Stoffers. We used to go
to the uh to the Stuffer's factory and get the
ones that were dented. Oh really, y'all, I've been telling
people everybody, what do y'all get yours from the store?

(02:07:52):
Like rich people.

Speaker 11 (02:07:54):
We used to go.

Speaker 8 (02:07:54):
You go to the factory, you do aristocrats, You sit
outside with your high you go in. And when I
say the factor, I'm not talking about like Ikea, where
it's like meant for shoppers, Like there was an area
where you could like, there's some people listening to have
got like scratching dent refrigerators and you go to the
warehouse it's like that and they're just like, hey, this

(02:08:15):
one the corner's ripped. This one we misspelled sofers. But
you can have them for you know, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (02:08:24):
That's great. It was a thing.

Speaker 8 (02:08:26):
Yeah, scratching den is a thing. Brother.

Speaker 7 (02:08:28):
Okay, now all this has been a big week for
words on the show, uh because the Cambridge Dictionary released
their new ones. I think my favorite of all of them,
and it's it's kind of also words and phrases one
of them. A lot of them involved tech stuff, but
my favorite was the the jiggle one. Do you remember
that one, Christy?

Speaker 2 (02:08:48):
Oh, the mouse jiggle the mouse jiggler.

Speaker 5 (02:08:50):
Yeah, the mouse jiggler.

Speaker 7 (02:08:52):
I miss I misunderstood it, even though I had the
definition right in front of me. Do you know what
a mouse jiggler is?

Speaker 8 (02:08:56):
El I do because a friend of mine who was
much younger than me, just told me about this. And
it's because if you're a certain age like myself forty eight,
you probably haven't worked from home long enough. But the
younger generation that's working from home and jiggling in your
mouth to make sure your managers still think you're on, you're.

Speaker 2 (02:09:15):
Online exactly exactly.

Speaker 7 (02:09:17):
And I thought it was the person who was doing it,
was the mouse jiggler, But there's actually a device.

Speaker 5 (02:09:23):
Or software, yeah, or software that does it.

Speaker 7 (02:09:26):
And I ran into someone two days ago that we
had been talking about that, and because she goes, oh, yeah,
I have one of those.

Speaker 8 (02:09:32):
Wait, they make software to to police people because you
can also do like keystroke software to make sure, like
if Christy Lee's working from home, you can make sure
she's touching her she's typing, which is like very disturbing.
But yeah, there's like they got spyware back on us
the people.

Speaker 2 (02:09:48):
This is getting very complicated. I'm sure am I talking
or is this AI? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:09:53):
I think it's me, But speaking of words, A part
of this program is your efforts to get me a
little more hip to the current lingo. If you will
the parlance on the street. Yeah, what is the latest?
And see if I can figure out what it means? Tom,
there's every week I'm like, well, what am I going
to start off with? And it's like, do I start

(02:10:13):
with an easy one to get your confidence up? I
a slump buster?

Speaker 8 (02:10:17):
Yeah? We go right into it, and Tom, let's just
jump into it because I love this, uh phrase? Tom,
how would you use the phrase dog water?

Speaker 11 (02:10:26):
Uh? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:10:30):
I mean is it obvious? Is it? I would never
drink that? It's dog water?

Speaker 8 (02:10:36):
Now that's like literally yeah yeah, yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:10:39):
Uh is dog d G or d A w G?

Speaker 8 (02:10:42):
That's a good question. I do like that you're approaching
this like an Indian kid doing a spelling bee. It's
just dog.

Speaker 2 (02:10:52):
Anybody have any idea doing is it in a sentence? Please?
I don't. It is the meaning of dog, not canine,
but some thing else. I believe it's K nine Okay, okay, dog?
No one has any idea?

Speaker 13 (02:11:05):
You clean yourself?

Speaker 2 (02:11:07):
Like how dog licks itself to clean?

Speaker 16 (02:11:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:11:09):
Or that's a cat?

Speaker 9 (02:11:10):
No?

Speaker 8 (02:11:11):
No, yeah, that'd be a pretty special dog. Now it's uh,
it's just a phrase just uh meaning like something just
is bad or terrible. So you just like it's interesting.
I've heard I heard a really young kid say at
once in a hotel. But if you were like, uh,
you know, my parents were having their fiftieth anniversary. I

(02:11:34):
paid for the whole venue. I walk in there, dog
Water like they hadn't set the chairs up, food wasn't ready.
It's just like the abominable terrible. So just like, yeah,
you just use it for anything terrible.

Speaker 7 (02:11:47):
Especially Yeah, yesterday I was. I was one of the
publications I get had there. They were predicting the record
of every team in the NFL. Yes, boy, that's depressing.
Oh they're gonna win three games. Oh boy, that was
dog Water season ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:12:06):
I guess, well, I.

Speaker 8 (02:12:08):
Don't know if you're saying that pun intended because I'm
a Browns fan.

Speaker 2 (02:12:11):
It's just like, I yeah, that was it was it
was the Browns. Did you see did you see the
article one if the guys said three games, one said four.

Speaker 8 (02:12:18):
Oh I didn't I would go I might go under three.
If we want to start being honest on the show.
This is a personal opinion for somebody's no affiliate with
affiliation with the team. I think we're tanking because we
want arch Manning next year. So we're gonna try conspiracy
theory we have I mean no, I mean teams do it,
and I mean we're gonna be horrible anyway, I think

(02:12:40):
we I mean, how else can you try? Joe Flacco out?
I love, I love, we all, we all love two
thousand and six.

Speaker 7 (02:12:48):
But wait a second, now, Ah, you're a man of
a certain age. Don't you love the fact that I
want Aaron Rodgers and Joe Flacco to kick ass?

Speaker 2 (02:12:56):
You know, go for the old guys.

Speaker 8 (02:12:58):
Come on, I mean, look, you just can't. The old
guy was on the turf four snaps into his jet's career.
You can't. You know who else was on the turf
when I was doing stuff past thirty? I was when
I was playing pickup back stall. All right, we have
time humans very quickly, very quickly. One more word we
have to Tom. I'll give you one that I will

(02:13:20):
be very disappointed if you don't get this. You should
know this, Tom. What is brain rot?

Speaker 5 (02:13:26):
Brain?

Speaker 12 (02:13:27):
Rod?

Speaker 10 (02:13:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:13:29):
Is that the one where you're spending so much time
on your computer that you can't carry on a conversation
with a human being.

Speaker 8 (02:13:35):
That is the literal definition. That's a walk off. Okay,
I said, drop the baton. Yeah, I'm gomost start a
fight with the other. Dugout. That's the kind of walk
off that was.

Speaker 2 (02:13:44):
Comedian Al Jackson. Are you on the road this weekend?

Speaker 8 (02:13:48):
Not this weekend, but I got a bunch of dates
coming up next month, So check out my Instagram, Al Jackson,
I g I got all my dates up there, so
you can't and you can't miss me. Okay, come on
see me.

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sexy time with Ali Brain from the Orailly Auto Part Studios.

(02:15:52):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (02:15:56):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show Live from the
Orailey Auto Parts Studios. Christie Lee, hat Godwin, Jessica Allsman,
Jeff Oske's here. There's a scotsby. I'm Josh and Tom.
We're joined by another one of our favorite people. Uh
where she is today? We'll find out shortly. Oh look
at that. I got a guess. It's Ali Brian all
we can tell she's in her apartment. I was gonna

(02:16:19):
say your painting fell off Picasso.

Speaker 18 (02:16:24):
Now I know I came home.

Speaker 14 (02:16:26):
I don't know if the cats did it or if
it fell out its own. I don't know what happened,
but yeah, I gotta get it backed up.

Speaker 7 (02:16:31):
Okay, it's time for a completely off any topic quiz.
Sure are you ready for this one? I'm going to
ask you, Ali, what do you were We were talking
about weather off the air and about tornado stuff and
how if you're driving in a strange state and they
come on and they they tell you, well, you gotta
be careful because the tornado is in Polk County and
you're thinking.

Speaker 2 (02:16:52):
Where the hell?

Speaker 7 (02:16:52):
I don't know where I am right now. The good
ones will tell you the mile marker or whatever so
you can watch out for the tornado. Do you know
the most common county name in the United States?

Speaker 18 (02:17:03):
County name?

Speaker 2 (02:17:04):
Yeah? I mean what, By the way, do you know
what county Manhattan Island is in where you're calling from
right now?

Speaker 18 (02:17:11):
No, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (02:17:12):
Yeah, you don't think about counties.

Speaker 5 (02:17:14):
How do you live in? Don't you have to make
county tax I know, like and Long Island.

Speaker 18 (02:17:20):
Some of the clubs that I play is in Suffolk County.
That's literally the only county.

Speaker 11 (02:17:23):
That I know.

Speaker 2 (02:17:25):
What's the most common county name?

Speaker 18 (02:17:26):
Do you think I'll go to Suffolk because that's the
only one I know.

Speaker 2 (02:17:30):
Suffolk is not the answer, And if I were the
game show host, I'd say not even close. I'm gonna say,
Jefferson a very good guess. Washington, Washington is the correct answer.
Oh wow, And Manhattan is in New York County.

Speaker 5 (02:17:47):
Oh not at all.

Speaker 2 (02:17:51):
But that's that's kind of.

Speaker 7 (02:17:52):
Interesting that the main counties are of course, Washington Jefferson, Franklin, Jackson, Lincoln, Madison.

Speaker 18 (02:17:59):
Then what is the point of a county? I don't
even know what that's for.

Speaker 2 (02:18:04):
It's a tax racket. You should have stayed in school.

Speaker 7 (02:18:09):
It's so the sheriff can come arrest people, and it's
very handy. And I'm glad I've got We've got a
great sheriff.

Speaker 2 (02:18:15):
Happy to happy to have him. Come over tomorrow. We're
gonna learn about the states. You got townships too?

Speaker 18 (02:18:20):
Ye, nope, I.

Speaker 7 (02:18:25):
Don't even think there's a township out here kind of
How about what parish you live in?

Speaker 2 (02:18:31):
The style?

Speaker 7 (02:18:33):
Yeah, there are thirty one states have a Washington County.
I wonder if any of them. I wonder if any
of them butt up against each other.

Speaker 5 (02:18:40):
Well, I think you live in Washington township, don't you.

Speaker 2 (02:18:42):
I have no idea where I live.

Speaker 6 (02:18:45):
What's the point of a township.

Speaker 18 (02:18:46):
I don't get any of this.

Speaker 2 (02:18:47):
I think it's probably some charge me more money for
I think it's I think it's a school. Okay, Well,
it's time to move forward.

Speaker 7 (02:18:55):
The name of the show is Sexy Time, starring Nelly Breen,
and we take your letters and try to help you
with your love life. And I'm not sure who's doing
better this year, the Colorado Rockies or this show, but
we'll find out.

Speaker 2 (02:19:06):
What have you got for us? What's our first show?

Speaker 18 (02:19:08):
Definitely this show.

Speaker 14 (02:19:09):
Dear Ali, I had an affair over twenty years ago
that lasted maybe for nine months. My wife just found
out about it, flipped out and doesn't believe I've never
had any other affairs. She thinks I've been cheating throughout
our whole relationship, demands we go to therapy, and is
now having me sleep on the couch. I told her
it was a silly work thing. I literally haven't thought
about it in years.

Speaker 18 (02:19:28):
I know it was dumb when I was doing it.
Do you guys have any advice?

Speaker 14 (02:19:31):
I barely even remember this, and I feel like I'm
getting punished for something I did when I was a
different person. She says, I need to take responsibility for
what I did.

Speaker 18 (02:19:40):
How do I fix this?

Speaker 2 (02:19:41):
Yeah, you go to therapy. Yeah. Can you read the
first sentence again? I'm unclear on something.

Speaker 14 (02:19:48):
I had an affair over twenty years ago that lasted
for maybe nine months, and that's was.

Speaker 2 (02:19:52):
He had an affair and he was married to the
woman he's married to now. He's got this situation. Okay,
found out. Yeah, she's real mad. Now, Yeah, you gotta
go therapy.

Speaker 13 (02:20:00):
Yeah, it happened like twenty minutes to go to her,
and so she's going to punish you for at least
nine months and then she can get over it.

Speaker 2 (02:20:06):
Let her have her time to deal.

Speaker 5 (02:20:08):
With it and have a mediator. If you go to
therapy together, you have somebody in.

Speaker 7 (02:20:12):
There that can I think I think this is we're
looking for an order for hire, the only way out
of this one here, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (02:20:20):
No, No, that's a that's a hell of betrayal. But
to that to his wife, I'd almost be more mad
that not only did you cheat on me, I've now
been living a lie for the past nineteen years of
you keeping something from me. Yeah, like that to me,
it's almost worse. I wonder how she found out. I

(02:20:41):
don't know, and I'm like going through his stuff, you
didn't even remember? Did keep with the birthday cards?

Speaker 15 (02:20:50):
She find out?

Speaker 2 (02:20:51):
Yeah, hopefully she has.

Speaker 14 (02:20:52):
The attitude now he's actually like annoyed with her that
she found out, you know, apologetic at all?

Speaker 2 (02:20:58):
I get that. No, I think he was apologetic for
how he was, but he is a different person though,
this is the only therapy can help. I just aid it.

Speaker 7 (02:21:06):
There's a statute of limitations. Yeah, what state is she in?
In California? It's only two years. Let's get to our
next letter. Ali Breen as our guest, you can reach
Ali A l I be our e e n with
your love troubles. You can also find her and only
fans at Ali b What you got?

Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:21:26):
Dear Ali.

Speaker 14 (02:21:27):
My boyfriend and I just moved in together, and he
was like, I should probably have your family as contact
numbers in case anything happens to you, and also all
of your passwords, including social media. I don't know why
I would give him all my passwords, and I said no,
and he says I must be hiding stuff from him.

Speaker 18 (02:21:45):
But do couples normally do this?

Speaker 11 (02:21:47):
No?

Speaker 13 (02:21:47):
I only gave like a master password once when I
was like literally traveling really far away. I'm like, in
case you need my info, not necessarily social media though.

Speaker 2 (02:21:56):
No, there are ways to do this. You can you
have a file that only can be unlocked if something
happens that there are ways to really Yeah, yeah, you
don't have to give him everything, and.

Speaker 13 (02:22:06):
You never need access to someone's social media, you creep.
He's just trying to like, yeah, he's spying.

Speaker 7 (02:22:12):
Really worried about Hang on a second, ALLSI you're upset
about spying, that's your mo o.

Speaker 13 (02:22:16):
Well this is a terrible reason. He's like, Well, just
because something happens, do you need to on your social
media and update your status?

Speaker 2 (02:22:22):
Like, yeah, I'm bad. What do they do in the
case of somebody dying and they've got all this computer
stuff and they've got.

Speaker 7 (02:22:35):
To access it, and you can assign somebody. Okay, if
you remember I told you the story. I was in
the Apple store and the two guys were talking, the
two guys that worked there, about how often people come
in and go, well, so and so died and we
think they had crypto currency and we can't access their phone.

Speaker 2 (02:22:54):
Can we get into it? And they can't that's true.

Speaker 5 (02:22:57):
So get on the phone or they can't access the crypto.

Speaker 7 (02:23:00):
Well, they think that the crypto is logged to somewhere
in the fall or the laptop or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:23:05):
They can't get into it.

Speaker 18 (02:23:07):
And there is a lot of crypto that disappears when
people die.

Speaker 11 (02:23:10):
Of things.

Speaker 7 (02:23:12):
To me, crypto is the new gift card you ever read,
You ever read the stats, the stats on for every
hundred dollars gift card they sell the average store, only
it cost them like sixty bucks because people don't bring
it into collect on it. I think that's the big
crypto secret. They know that it's all disappearing out there.
Someone's I think, skimming off the top of it.

Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
They can't get it. But I wonder with the face.
I d if anyone's brought a phone to the funeral
home and used the scan on the dead body to
get in. It has been tried, but there's like a
heat issue. Also, they you got a guy sitting there
next to the corps with a hair dryer. We're trying

(02:23:52):
to we're trying to get We're trying to get Uncle
Harry to medium plus. Absolutely true.

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
That's amazing.

Speaker 14 (02:24:02):
I did have a friend who did that to her
sleeping boyfriend, you know, got the phone in his face
while he was sleeping and got in.

Speaker 2 (02:24:08):
So and this is still and this person is still
your friend.

Speaker 1 (02:24:10):
Okay, oh yeah, entertaining friends.

Speaker 2 (02:24:13):
What what'd you find?

Speaker 18 (02:24:16):
Oh he was cheating.

Speaker 8 (02:24:17):
Yeah, he was cheating that night.

Speaker 18 (02:24:20):
I think he was so drunk that he passed out.
And she found texts from that night it was.

Speaker 2 (02:24:24):
Yeah he's a rebel. Wow, yeah ye did he at
least splits it down there to get rid of the
aroma that I'm sorry, has.

Speaker 18 (02:24:39):
To come to these girls brunches and ask the good questions.

Speaker 7 (02:24:43):
Once again, we're speaking with a comedian, Ali Brain, and
she's in her New York apartment where right now, if
we were this is completely off topic. I'm having a
very bad a d D day in general, if we were,
if we were to open your refrigerator, is there even
anything in it at all?

Speaker 14 (02:25:00):
There's a lot in it, but it's mostly I have
tons of like soda, juice and water.

Speaker 18 (02:25:05):
It's mostly drinks.

Speaker 2 (02:25:07):
Yeah, but there's a lot in there. Yeah, okay, okay,
no food.

Speaker 12 (02:25:12):
There's not much.

Speaker 14 (02:25:13):
There's some yogurt bone BROTHU broth every day, eating like
a pogram.

Speaker 7 (02:25:22):
Just by the way, when you want a good laugh,
when you get off the air with us, uh, look
up the thing we learned about today called ozembic vulva,
which is the latest and uh, I think fake news
out there.

Speaker 2 (02:25:37):
But let's get back to our letters.

Speaker 8 (02:25:38):
What have you got?

Speaker 2 (02:25:39):
Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:25:40):
Now, I'm curious about Alan.

Speaker 14 (02:25:41):
Dear Ali, after teaching for thirty five years, I recently retired.
Finding a new sadegig would be great, especially one where
I call the shots. My husband said I should put
my feet on OnlyFans. We have a two We have
two adult children with very different opinions. Our daughter's very supportive,
but our son is adamantly against it.

Speaker 18 (02:26:00):
For considering the idea, no, I love that it's a
family affair.

Speaker 2 (02:26:05):
My question is, would do would she have to show
her face? How does this work?

Speaker 18 (02:26:12):
I'm not quite sure how that works.

Speaker 2 (02:26:15):
I don't know if you can probably part of it.
I don't know if it's more successful. I don't know
if the girls who show their faces are more successful
foot models than if you don't show. I don't know.
I don't know how much that comes into play.

Speaker 5 (02:26:29):
Maybe the guy wants to envision his own lady.

Speaker 2 (02:26:32):
Maybe, but maybe they also want to say I hope
she's pretty, but I mean I can so. Is it
the son that doesn't want her to do it? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:26:42):
Yep?

Speaker 18 (02:26:43):
The sun says no, The daughter says yes.

Speaker 2 (02:26:45):
I guess maybe if he'd be embarrassed if it got out,
who cares? I think we need to take a look
at those feet before we can make it all Like,
I think the sun.

Speaker 18 (02:26:56):
She did send pictures of the feet, she actually did.
I should.

Speaker 2 (02:27:02):
Hold those up for the Are you kidding me? We've
got pictures of this lady's feet.

Speaker 18 (02:27:07):
Oh yes, she sent them along an attractive They're very cute.
They're like petite feet with nice you know, pedicure.

Speaker 14 (02:27:16):
I know, I think people like I know Quentin Tarantino
is notorious for making filthy feet.

Speaker 8 (02:27:21):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:27:22):
Yeah, I think there are probably sub genres of feet.
Uh Son is probably against it because he's probably the
only one on only fans. He doesn't want to accidentally
stumble across mom's toes. Maybe he's maybe he's.

Speaker 14 (02:27:40):
Feet and all of a sudden he realizes he's been
looking at his mom's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:27:45):
Or maybe he's got his Only it's called a foot,
but it's above the knee.

Speaker 7 (02:27:52):
If you will, uh Or speaking with Ali Breen, the
show is sexy Time here in the Bob and Tom program.
If you're just joining us, let's get to our next letter.

Speaker 14 (02:28:00):
Dear Allie, I found my boyfriend's ex girlfriend online. I
friended her and we started messaging back and forth.

Speaker 2 (02:28:06):
Good for you.

Speaker 18 (02:28:10):
I know they had a bad break up.

Speaker 14 (02:28:11):
But I only know his side of the story, and
I really want to hear her. Oh she doesn't know
that I'm dating her ex. Is she gotta think I'm
crazy if I tell her why I friended her? And
is he going to be mad that I did that?

Speaker 2 (02:28:25):
Everything? When you like a cycle, people treat you like
a cycle. Again, this is this can go nowhere.

Speaker 5 (02:28:35):
But oh this is bad.

Speaker 2 (02:28:37):
Yeah, this is not going to end well.

Speaker 13 (02:28:39):
Catfishing the ex.

Speaker 18 (02:28:41):
Wow, Yeah, that's an aggressive move.

Speaker 2 (02:28:44):
What do these people get all this free time? No joke,
spend spend some more time with your lady friend or
your boyfriend. Do something fun instead of wasting all your
time on this stuff. It's over. It's water over the dam.

Speaker 18 (02:28:57):
Yeah, the time thing is amazing.

Speaker 14 (02:28:59):
Socio paths must to have great time management skills, like
they can really juggle a whole lot of stuff.

Speaker 15 (02:29:05):
You know, we can?

Speaker 2 (02:29:06):
We can You.

Speaker 7 (02:29:08):
Ever see Silence of the Lambs? I always thought, But
this guy had a lot of time. He was able
to dig that pit. Sure, he said, he set up
a really nice stereo. You put the time in when
he's got a Pulley system.

Speaker 2 (02:29:21):
Yeah, he did what he loved, probably on welfare. Pretty
good gig. Yeah, well, Ali Are you working this weekend
on in Suffolk County or are you on the road?
What's going on?

Speaker 18 (02:29:34):
I'm not in New York County.

Speaker 14 (02:29:36):
I'll be here doing shows at I'm at the Comic
Strip tonight.

Speaker 18 (02:29:40):
And I'm at the Comedy Village this weekend in midtown.

Speaker 2 (02:29:43):
Go see Allen.

Speaker 7 (02:29:44):
You could write her once again a L L I
B R E E n Ali Breen for a sexy
time or finder Ali b on Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:29:51):
In the world of of I want to say, fancy pants?
What is where? Where did that comes from? God? Fancy pants?

Speaker 5 (02:30:01):
Better? Let's start our own website.

Speaker 2 (02:30:06):
What the hell's going on in my head? Banks?

Speaker 6 (02:30:10):
Ali?

Speaker 2 (02:30:11):
Wow? Fancy pants only fans, They're very similar to speak about.

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Pimples in the Danger Triangle.

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currently seen in Happy Madison, Happy Madison, Happy Gilmore Too,
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I'm Josh Arnold and Tom. Did you see the Happy
Gilmore Too? What is it the biggest movie of the summer. Yeah,
they say it's the most watched movie ever.

Speaker 5 (02:32:40):
You get royalties.

Speaker 7 (02:32:42):
That's again once again, you're an extra. You went out
to New Jersey a couple of times to be part
of it.

Speaker 13 (02:32:47):
You can clearly see my backside in my back of.

Speaker 2 (02:32:50):
My head that head, but not sure you're not naked
or anything.

Speaker 13 (02:32:54):
You can see my face in the director he posted
like a behind the scenes video and I was like, hey, there,
I am Why couldn't you show that shot in the movie?

Speaker 2 (02:33:01):
Wait you wait and see your backside, though, do you
have a time code on that?

Speaker 7 (02:33:10):
I see, Well, I'll welcome back to the Bobbitton program,
where ninety percent of the things that come out of
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not be in an order that's interesting, funny, or logical.
Oh yeah, sure, there are many words. The occasional grunt.

Speaker 2 (02:33:26):
Hey, you try talking for a living. See if you
don't make a mistake. Hold you, I can't think. I'm
not talking to you. I'm talking. Yeah, you try talking
and thinking at the same time. It's hard. We have
Christy Lee, they have hard.

Speaker 5 (02:33:40):
Oh, doctor would be hard. Being a doctor would be hard. Sure,
doctors are in the news. They're warning against popping pimples
on or around the nose and mouth. That area, sometimes
called the danger triangle of the face, runs from the
bridge of the nose down to the corners of the mouth.

Speaker 2 (02:33:58):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:33:58):
Experts say picking up lemmishes in that zone can allow
bacteria to spread more easily through blood vessels that lead
directly to your brain.

Speaker 2 (02:34:07):
Weird? Is this a scare tactic to keep kids from
picking their zits?

Speaker 5 (02:34:11):
In rare cases, tom it can cause serious infections, including
meningitis or brain abscesses.

Speaker 2 (02:34:18):
Holy cow, it'd be a terrible way to go. And
what took them out?

Speaker 5 (02:34:22):
Yeah, Dermatologists recommend leaving pimples in the danger triangle alone,
allowing them to heal naturally, or treating them with proper
over the counter medication. While it may be tempting to squeeze, no, no, no,
doctors say it's far safer to resist that urge.

Speaker 2 (02:34:39):
All right, so it's like the Bermuda triangle, but with pus.

Speaker 5 (02:34:43):
Yeah, I'm here, Yeah, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (02:34:46):
I'm not generally a squeamish person, but those doctor, Oh,
those aren't for me. That's horrible. I know they're wildly
popular and some people get really satisfied watching stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (02:34:59):
Oh thanks, uh wow, no thing. You never had an
issue with a not No. I would have zits here
and there, still do, but never. I never had an
acne issue.

Speaker 5 (02:35:08):
I just could get one around my period. That was
about it.

Speaker 2 (02:35:12):
Where's that? Where's your period?

Speaker 5 (02:35:13):
Where was my is it? It was my face?

Speaker 9 (02:35:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:35:16):
No, I thought you around your period. It's a weird word.

Speaker 7 (02:35:24):
So the triangle, the triangles, so it's from between your
eyes down to your mouth on the.

Speaker 5 (02:35:28):
Corner of your mouth right in here.

Speaker 2 (02:35:31):
Yeah, I heard about this when I was a kid.
I never heard of it.

Speaker 13 (02:35:35):
You could be really careful, though, because even if you
tweeze a nose hair, you can get an infection in
your nose.

Speaker 2 (02:35:40):
I have before.

Speaker 13 (02:35:41):
It was like nasal vestibulitis where it basically swells up.
Oh yeah, yes, I was like, I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
What was that again? Vestibuli? He was a player, Yeah,
he played with vetus. Is there anything more painful than
is it right inside the rim of your nose? That's
really painful? That will drop you. Yeah, take care, that's
an exquisite pain. Like those nerves are the most maybe

(02:36:11):
the most sense. Well, they do say that that that
area the same nerves as your penis. What Yes, it's
the same kind of tissue and everything.

Speaker 5 (02:36:20):
Well, I don't have a penis, So what am I feeling.

Speaker 2 (02:36:26):
My nose? There you go, they're finally, that's beautiful.

Speaker 7 (02:36:34):
I had a roommate in college that had a pretty
serious issue with back acting.

Speaker 2 (02:36:40):
No, it happens, yeah, and it's unfortunate. I guess I've
got to kind of be careful.

Speaker 7 (02:36:47):
It's not it was it was not my main roommate
who's been in here, but one of the guys in
the other uh yeah yeah, and his uh he would
talk about the glorious times he had with his girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (02:37:01):
No, no, no, no, she.

Speaker 2 (02:37:04):
Is that she would assist him.

Speaker 8 (02:37:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:37:06):
Yeah, there are girls that love that. Yeah, that is weird.
One of my best friend's older sisters was always popping
his zits. Yeah, yeah, that's it was just gross. Yeah,
there are girls that really get it. It's like bubble
wrap for them. This guy had, he had this elaborate

(02:37:26):
thing he would do where this is so grossy.

Speaker 5 (02:37:30):
He had let's not talk about it.

Speaker 7 (02:37:31):
He had one of those things called greater what do
they callers know, the the clamping players what are those called?
Uh know, the other ones, but that that you can
just close them and then there's.

Speaker 2 (02:37:45):
A those are called walks, the thing. Yeah, he had
a whole thing with a vice, vice grips and these rods. Yeah,
what the hell. Yeah, we had a whole system. He
had a whole system. I guess, you know, whatever, you
take care of whatever.

Speaker 7 (02:38:02):
He's gone on to a very distinguished career and I
haven't seen him for a while, and I assume the
back act he's I think of the past.

Speaker 2 (02:38:09):
Hope, I'm sorry. I blame myself. Let's move on. What
else did you go?

Speaker 5 (02:38:13):
A foot python that had been roaming Newberry County, South
Carolina for weeks?

Speaker 2 (02:38:17):
What now?

Speaker 5 (02:38:18):
A twelve foot python has been captured near the campus
of Mid Carolina High School. The massive snake was wrangled
by resident Warren Galeman, along with his son, nephew, and
a neighbor. Galeman grabbed the python by the head near
a railroad crossing, wrestling it into a large container.

Speaker 2 (02:38:37):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (02:38:37):
He did suffer minor injuries, Josh during the struggle.

Speaker 2 (02:38:40):
How's the person?

Speaker 5 (02:38:41):
The reptile estimated at twelve feet long and one hundred
and forty pounds. Okay, I had been spotted several times
before its capture.

Speaker 2 (02:38:49):
This thing is huge.

Speaker 5 (02:38:51):
Officials believe it was likely an escaped or abandoned pet.

Speaker 2 (02:38:55):
Sure, maybe it's just someone's outdoor snake. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I just let outdoor cats. What this thing is gigantic?

Speaker 8 (02:39:05):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (02:39:05):
There's a picture.

Speaker 5 (02:39:06):
It's an albino python too. Those are beautiful.

Speaker 2 (02:39:09):
That snake knows about outdoor cats. I promise you that
is a beautiful I haven't heard the phrase I haven't
heard that phrase.

Speaker 5 (02:39:17):
What are you calling albino python?

Speaker 2 (02:39:19):
I haven't heard that since I stepped out of the shower. No,
that I that's terrifying. That was just that was just
in some at some high school in South Carolina.

Speaker 5 (02:39:31):
You hear the high school?

Speaker 8 (02:39:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:39:32):
Why am I? I am missing the fear bug?

Speaker 5 (02:39:35):
I am too.

Speaker 7 (02:39:35):
I'm not regarding then the head of that thing is
is the size of a water melon?

Speaker 5 (02:39:41):
I'm terrified ahead of that is not the size of
a watermelon.

Speaker 2 (02:39:45):
I get those small watermelons.

Speaker 7 (02:39:50):
If those if those three guys were to lie down,
that snake would just be a little bit shorter than
they are. That's huge, am I is my overstating? It's
about as thick as a football in the middle.

Speaker 2 (02:40:05):
Yeah, that's probably where the cat is. Oh, that's terrifying.
That's sure. What would Ice keep saying about that particular stakes?

Speaker 5 (02:40:15):
Real quick? The snake was relocated to a serpitarium, which
is agreed to take the surpit of atarium.

Speaker 2 (02:40:22):
That's like a great afternoon. Yeah yeah, I would you
like to accidentally parachute into back?

Speaker 11 (02:40:29):
Oh?

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