The BOB & TOM Show - August 22, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
B W double Are you in Beer run? B W double?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Are you in beer run?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
All we need is a ten and a five or
a car and a key and a sober driver. D
W double are you in beer run? A couple of
frack guys from Abilene drove out all night to see
Robert Earl Keane at the k Big Swine and swore
a dance.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money, they
got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny,
and the next thing they knew they were both really
hungry and pretty thirsty too.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
D W double are you in? Buble double?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Are you in beer?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Ry?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
On?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
And need is a ten and a five or a
car and a key and a sober driver.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
B double double are.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
You in beer? Ruh? Find a store with the sign
said the beer was coldest. They send in Brad because
he looked the oldest.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
He got a case of beer in a candy bar,
walked over to where all them registers are. Ladist fake
id on the camera top of clerk.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Look he turned, he looked back up.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
He stopped.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
He said son I'm not gonna call the cops, but
I'm gonna have to keep this card.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
The guys both took it pretty hard. B W Double
are you in beer?

Speaker 7 (01:38):
Rauh?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
B W Double are you in beer run?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
How happy we would be had we only brought a
better fake ID on this buble Double are you in
Beer Run? They found this other old hippy named Sleepy John.
He claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl
Keen song, so they gave him all their cash. He
bought him some brew, It's a beautiful day and Santa Cruz.
They were feeling so good it should have been a crime.
The crime was cool and the band was primed. They

(02:05):
made him back up front of their seats just in
time so they could sing with all their friends.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
They say, the.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Road goes on forever, and the party never b.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
W Double are you in Beer run? Bub Double?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Are you in beer?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
How we need is a ten and a fiber, a
car and a key and a sober driver.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
B W Double are you in beer?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:37):
Crack them open. That's right, it's time to celebrate with us.
You're good friends here At the moment, Tom show that.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
You're going to break into a sermon there for a second.
We are gathered here today, the only time we'll all
be together.

Speaker 8 (02:55):
We're lying from the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Hey By, show friends, how many works cretching an open castle? Okay? Okay?

Speaker 8 (03:03):
At the like Insurance Company?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Hi, bet Godwin's there?

Speaker 8 (03:11):
Hey, Jeff Oscy, Hey man, there's East Cosby. I am
Josh ARNDLD.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
And there he is Tom who was uh not expecting
an open cast? No, shouldn't there be something on the invite?
I mean, you know, I.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
Agree with you, like that just happened recently, happened to
you too.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
I always assume an open case. Yes, oh yeah, you
see one in a.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
While, except yeah, it's disturbing.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
Then if it's closed, I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh I don't.

Speaker 9 (03:40):
Go in there if it's open.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Here's here's something bizarre. I was out on my bicycle
early on Sunday morning and I was driving past a
funeral home and they were having some kind of a
party there. It wasn't a funeral.

Speaker 9 (03:56):
Centers. They rent them like an eventsent events.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, and there were signs in balloons. Gee, this is
I couldn't yet absolutely. I'm just wondering if because I
know I've been in that place, and there's kind of
like two separate rooms. I'm wondering if Room A is
George's birthday in Room B is Uncle Clarence's last rights. Yeah, man,
be a little rough. We opened up with the great
song Todd Snyder and beer run. And there's a designer

(04:21):
named Tom Snyder. Oh yeah, of course, clothing guy. Yeah,
don't get those two confused. No, no, Todd Snyder is
a great musician, but I.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
Don't think he wears very great clothes.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
He's a rock and roller. Yeah, come on, Oh, he's
a good guy. We got a bunch of letters here
coming up today. By the way, in the show, we
have some incredibly dumb things. But I got a great
story for Josh because you used to work for the
Rawlings people.

Speaker 8 (04:50):
Yeah, yeah, rolling sporting goods.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Coming up, we have a really happy, a warm story
about a baseball glove. Oh cool. Do you still have
your main glove from when you were a.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
K I do have one of them?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. I had mine forever and
then I was in the Immedia softball league here and
it somehow got lost. Oh, I probably left it at
a game seventeen beers in. I'm not sure, but we
have a nice heartwarming story about a baseball glove. Well cool,

(05:22):
Did you have a baseball glove?

Speaker 8 (05:24):
Christy?

Speaker 9 (05:24):
I did, And the only time I ever really used it,
my great grandmother had a beautiful old wedding ring that
my father had given me, and I had it on
and I was out there with the boys and I
took my ball glove off and it flew off my
finger and I never found it, never put it on again.

(05:44):
Oh my Yeah, that was the end of my baseball career.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
It's a sad story. What sad?

Speaker 10 (05:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
But for a happy story, Pat, you got a happy
story about a baseball glove. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (05:52):
I mean I used to sit on mine and kind
of like roll, Hey, you're not supposed to do that
catch ball?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh, I don't know what I'm talking about. To break
it in? You break it in.

Speaker 10 (06:02):
I used to break it, used to sit in it,
and I used to pee on it and work it all.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Is there all kinds of fairies. You're supposed to take
your glove and rub it with what vasoline? And what
is it? Josh?

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Yeah, A lot of people say they like shaving cream.
I wouldn't ever do that.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
But there's something called glove oil just for that.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Yeah, there's love oil, glove oleum and made from yes, yeah,
I mean the good ones.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah. Is There been a lot of technological developments and
baseball gloves in the last thirty years.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
Different webbing, some some have changed, Like there's a few
changes with finger placement stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
A lot of guys like one finger out and so
they can get on with a hood. They can get
one where it's completely open back.

Speaker 10 (06:47):
Are there regulations in regards to size, Yeah, I mean
it can't have like a high life.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Basket on a broomst one finger out. I'm not even
gonna say that that sounds like a sex move. Let's
just say we've got a very happy story about a baseball.

Speaker 9 (07:05):
Do you still have yours?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
No? I I had it until, like I said, I
don't know what happened. And it was autographed, I mean
really autographed by the great Bob Feller.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
You kidding, man. That had to have been worth tens
of dollars.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Jeff book, Jeffrey, it's it's all, you know, priceless, really right, Yeah,
it's it's about the memories. Remember mister Feller with his
densure whistle sitting at the plenty, I don't remember.

Speaker 11 (07:40):
Yeah, if no one will buy something from you, does
that make it priceless? Pay you anything for?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Are we smoking?

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Cough?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
That's a good question. Uh No, it wasn't Jim Bounton,
the author of Ball four. It was a Bob Fella.
This great, great, great picture. But in any event, I'm sorry.
We do have a great happy story coming up about
baseball gloves. And after yesterday's show where we had ozempic
what was it, ozempic volva. Yeah, this today's show is

(08:11):
going to be a little bit easier on the eyes.
We got a happy story about a dog. We've got
happy news with the muppets.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
I love the Muppets.

Speaker 9 (08:18):
Speaking of easy on the eyes. For you guys, long
bikinis are back. Huh they never left, not in your mind?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Right.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Well, you know, after yesterday's was it yesterday or the
day before, we found out that yoga pants are on
the way out. Yeah, so this is a trade off,
but I prefer the yoga pants because you see the
yoga pants on a day to day basis.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
They're not going to go away in mainstream America. Don't worry,
thank you, You're fine.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, this is the problem with too many gay designers.
I'm so tired of looking at her tight ass. Why
don't we make them baggy? Steve, Steve of generous. You
know what I'm saying. I am I wrong, I'm come.

Speaker 8 (08:58):
On, I don't know. I think women really do decide
the fashion. I don't know in terms of what they're buying.
I think capitalism decides.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I think I think gay men write the TV show
Sex in the City, and they designed women. Now we
have a letter here that's very specific that I want
to get to, involving the dreadful song sugar Shack, which
we were playing off and on recently, and it turned

(09:29):
out that the guy that did that apparently had a
very distinguished career in music after that, Jimmy Gilmour, and
I was informed that they had another hit, the band
the Fireballs.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
And I'm maybe that drink is named after this band.
I'm not sure. But do you remember the song bottle
of Wine.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Wine, let Me get Sober, fun we go?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
That's your song? Yeah, this is it? So remember this style?

(10:19):
We played this at rehab. Yeah, he's got as much
more normal voice in that one.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
Yeah, that songs great.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I never heard that.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
I mean, there's kind of no reason you would, but
it's it's fun.

Speaker 12 (10:37):
It was.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
It was a big hit in way back in sixty eight.
It was number nine in the Billboard Hot one hundred,
written by the folks and your Tom Paxton. But I
remember as a kid hearing that and really hating it
because it was in the way of the Beatles and
stuff that I like a lot more, because you think

(10:58):
about music that way when you're of a certain age.
It's like they're playing this instead of playing that, like
they both can't coexist. I think it's a little bit
less so these days, But.

Speaker 9 (11:07):
Now that's what I When I was growing up, I
couldn't believe my parents were listening to Dean Not that
I don't love Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. They weren't
listening to the Stones and the Beatles come on. And
they were, you know, young, they were young enough to
be cool enough to do that.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Did your parents have a song?

Speaker 9 (11:26):
God, if they did, I don't know what it was.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
This how about you and mister Roscie you get on
through my Skin? Yeah, there's a song I hated, really really,
what a terrible lyric? I've got you under my skin.
But you're a pusswart. It's just a disgusting analogy. Don't
do you have a song with you and your lady
mister Oscy? Uh No, not really, No, nothing new. Oh

(11:52):
they're playing our song?

Speaker 9 (11:53):
Do you have a song?

Speaker 13 (11:54):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
No, I don't think we do, and I don't think
we do. We don't. We tend to not like the
same music.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
Yeah, that's our thing. We just have different tastes.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
She likes all that Americana stuff. As I said before,
a lot of banjo for me. Banjo a little goes
a long way, banjo, mandolin, accordion.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
Urst would probably be back Dad ass up by Juvenile.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
That's nice.

Speaker 8 (12:24):
Yeah, we both like that song.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Back Up is the name.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
Yeah, she's got some ass, she can back it up.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Okay, I've never I'm that familiar with that. So how
does it go? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:35):
You a sweet young thing.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, so IM guessing this isn't in the American songbook more.

Speaker 8 (12:45):
Rod Stewart didn't cover this, Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Okay, this is more of a Okay I've been this
is it? Or over here? Okay, I can play this.
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Say those exact word.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
So it's a romantic song. Oh, yeah, I see.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
Are you a twerker?

Speaker 4 (13:07):
She is?

Speaker 8 (13:08):
She really? I ain't got no ass. I can't work.

Speaker 9 (13:12):
You can even if you don't have an ass.

Speaker 11 (13:14):
I've seen white girls try to work with no ass.
It's not I see.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I see. Well. Lots of fun things about to happen
on the program today, including an arsonist where something goes
wrong and.

Speaker 9 (13:27):
I think it's called karma Tom.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, and then we have a new dating term called shreking,
so we'll find out what that means. I'm going to
urge you to do something today, and that is, uh,
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today in the news. Are you too good looking?

Speaker 8 (15:14):
I guess it's gotten in the wave.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
A few things. We're gonna find out what it's in
the way of. We are looking as best as we
can in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Jim Rome takes on sports. Why because you're not playing
me with rapid fire takes, y'all went from.

Speaker 14 (15:30):
The Super Bowl straight to the toilet Bowl. He's not
over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates,
all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all
the downs.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
He's the spitfire of sports smack.

Speaker 14 (15:42):
Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
I said it, but I can't say it anymore.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
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Speaker 8 (15:55):
We've got a nice full house. We have a great
guest coming up in a little bit, Tatiana Frank will
be here.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Tom.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
You want to get some letters? What do you want
to talk?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Got a lot of them here. Yeah, we have got
some good ones as well. Serial letter writer Ramone. Ramone
is back. We got into a topic of what to
do with the tackle box, an alternate use for a
tackle box. Because three of the guys in this room
are avid fishermen, the.

Speaker 9 (16:23):
Great first aid kits.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, small one. And by the way, we could do
a whole show on things you've hooked fishing on your body,
on your body.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
A friend of mine over the weekend was telling me
that he had one of those triple hooks. T yeah,
and he uh went, took the rod, put it back
to cast and went forward and then the hook went
into the back of his skull. He had to go
to the hospital.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
Jeff's had it in his hand, right, Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Go ahead in your head elbow. Okay. Well, like I said,
we could do a whole show. But we're talking about
what to do with the tackle box. And one of
the alternate uses is a condiment holder, and apparently Ramone
said he calls it his condimentium. Very nice, my word,
very much, and he I'll read as follows, and I'm

(17:15):
reading verbatim. I forgot to mention that I drive a Tesla,
so I can garnish a burrito with salsa if I
need to while my car is in the advanced autopilot mode.

Speaker 9 (17:25):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Then he puts ps another fatty fat, fat fat tip.
All right, I think you Ramon.

Speaker 9 (17:31):
My Hyundai has that hands free thing. You get a
little used to that. You don't, I know, I know,
but it's so so fun. You can you can eat,
you can put mescara terrified if you go too long,
it'll go. Put your hands back on the wheel. It
goes ding ding ding.

Speaker 8 (17:52):
Yeah. Although, how horrible would it be if Ramone wrecked
and they show up and he's just covered in salsa
and I think it's the worst like injury ever. Well,
if he's a fatty fat for they might go, well,
this is probably how he wanted to go.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Is that salsa or rh negative? Somebody? Somebody taste it?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
We have Josh Arnold over there with a letter condomen
What is it called condimentium? Yeah, that's called it for
his condiments. It's it's a fishing tackle box called a condomentum.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
Yes, here comes another word that was invented by a listener.
My name is Jeffrey. My father is an avid listener.
His name is Jeffrey. Okay, he has a word he
thinks you'll all will like.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
The word is napatizer. Napotize.

Speaker 8 (18:39):
A nappetizer is when an individual takes a nap shortly
before going to sleep for the night. You know, occasionally
he'll fall asleep on a couch. Yes, and family members,
close friends have all adopted the word. Everyone enjoys it,
and well you know what we do too, Jeffrey, thank

(18:59):
you very much for sharing.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
That's the problem that for me is if I take
a nap that's too long, then I can't go to sleep.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Yeah, but this is a he fell asleep kind of
let's say eight o'clock at night watching something twenty minute nap,
wakes up and goes, I'm going to bed.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, that's a great word. Yeah, well, thank you, thank
you very much. Let's see, let's go back to our
mail bag here. You were talking about ramen in prison.
Oh okay, remember this, Yeah, apparently jeff was talking about it. Yeah,
Ramen noodles very very popular. This comes to us from
Mitch and Oregon. When I was in jail, we called

(19:37):
them soups. They were a form of currency. You could
buy anything from someone in jail with them, and I
mean anything. One guy would sell his services, oh okay
for three soups. Another guy that I knew would cut

(19:58):
your hair for two soups. Guys would play cards and
gamble with soups.

Speaker 9 (20:02):
They give scissors and they're allowed to cut each other's air.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Apparently, I take clippers, really sure. I mean they got
they got guys working in the kitchen. Yeah, you know,
they've got to have sharp stuff somewhere. We would also
make something we called it a spread. We'd use blooney
or sausage from the commissary and all kinds of different
stuff makes spread, then put it on bread. It actually
was pretty good. So we're only a little but a

(20:29):
little bit about prison.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
Uh and uh, I hope I never find out.

Speaker 12 (20:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well, I think if we took a survey, the least
likely of us to go to prison would be you.
I mean, because let's let's face a jetty, you didn't
kill any of the first three. He makes a great point.
This is a story I love we were talking about.
I believe it was Jeffrey relocating a raccoon. Yeah, can

(20:55):
you give me the short version of that again.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
When we had chickens, they were getting eaten a lot
by raccoons. So I got a raccoon trap and started
putting raw chicken drumsticks in the end, and I would
catch a raccoon every day. I would drive it out to.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
A park.

Speaker 11 (21:12):
Well, more of a what do you call those places
auto lot, and I would let it go there. But
releasing it's a scary part because the raccoon will is
upset and it will come back at you.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
He goes. I was listening to your show about relocating raccoons.
A friend of mine was selling his buddies. He was
catching squirrels in a reek, locating them a couple of
miles from his house. He claimed they were coming back,
so we decided to spray paint each one he captured.
He would spray paint the tails with safety orange spray. Yeah,
and he started releasing them ten miles from his house.

(21:47):
So my friends took it upon themselves to capture their
own squirrels, spray paint their tails with safety orange paint,
and then of course threw them loose in our buddy's yard.
Aren't friends great?

Speaker 9 (21:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
A lot of work, a lot of work for a
terrific gag though. Yeah, this guy's going on for a
couple of months thinking these squirrels there, they have a
homing instinct. It's absolutely unbelievable.

Speaker 11 (22:13):
But they will say with the raccoons, you do have
to drive them like three four miles away because they
will come back if you take.

Speaker 8 (22:24):
Once you put them in a cage, they get a
little upset.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
They hissed, do they I know a guy that didn't
really let him go all right? Yep, yeah, threw him
in the river.

Speaker 11 (22:37):
On a lighter note, dear Bob and Tom show, I've
been having an issue with a spider all week. Jeff,
did you ever step to think that the ORB Spider
is trying to catch you? He's thinking, if I catch
that big guy, I can eat for life. Now he's
sitting in the spider bar talking about the one that
got away. I almost caught one this big Yeah. Yeah,

(22:58):
that's from ed monkey Boy in Albuquerque.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (23:02):
Yesterday again, I walked through the spider web again because
I was trying to get my one dog who won't
go through the door to go out, and so I
like ran through try So luckily, uh, President Trump has
stepped in. He is broker in a peace steel between
me and the ORB Spider.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
So we are going we should be locate the spider.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
He's he's a fighter and they he rebuilds every night, right, Well,
he rebuilt yesterday. I ran through it at like three
o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Yeah, there's something about that spot he likes, he likes
it or she likes.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, as you know, I told you I won my
girls won six goldfish at the fair, and i'd set
up a special tank, proper water filter, so I wanted
to see if I could keep my eye. Unfortunately they're dead.
But the one I won two years ago still a
lot that was in a different tank. I didn't want

(24:02):
the new instan. How big is it? Oh? Probably two
inches maybe? Okay, dear Tom, I have one fair fish
several times. I only have one that lived, but he
lived for six years. So see, Yeah, well you didn't
argue with you. I don't know what I did. I

(24:23):
don't know what I did wrong to the six new ones.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
I don't think it's anything you did wrong, tough. Yeah,
and I think it's the batch that they got. I mean,
how long have they been sitting in those bags?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
And I don't know. Yeah, if you put one on a.

Speaker 9 (24:37):
Hush fish would probably last.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
Would fish go after a dead fish on a hook?
Do you mean you can't? Maybe catfish or something kind
of a bottom feeder, but I wouldn't. Yeah, I have,
although I do have some goldfish colored like rattle traps
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
The Uh.

Speaker 8 (24:53):
When you guys go to the movies and you have
popcorn leftover, do you take it home?

Speaker 9 (24:57):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (24:58):
No, no, Tom pet No.

Speaker 9 (25:00):
No I do.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
I've never had it left over really, Yeah, I'm kidding. Yeah. Yeah.
Sometimes you spring for the jumbo because it's only two
dollars more. You're already spending you know, twenty eight bucks
or whatever, and.

Speaker 9 (25:13):
If your name is team member, you get it upgraded
for free.

Speaker 8 (25:15):
Yeah. Yeah, hey, I might as well take this home. Well,
Mike Uh has done that, and he says we'll usually
keep the popcorn around his house until it's it's it's finished.
Too much money for him to throw away, he says.
But Tuesday, after he this past weekend, he went to
see the new Naked Gun movie and enjoyed it. He said. Tuesday,

(25:35):
he was eating the popcorn and he found a brown
recluse in it.

Speaker 9 (25:42):
I won't be doing that ever again.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
I ended up throwing the large cardboard ball across the
room and screaming like a girl. Yeah, yeah, I don't
blame you.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
Yeah those are nasty.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Was it in there at the theater?

Speaker 9 (25:55):
Do you think?

Speaker 4 (25:56):
No?

Speaker 8 (25:56):
I bet it it found its way in there at
his house.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Because yeah, I don't want to be nervous about eating popcorn.

Speaker 8 (26:03):
No, no, you don't have to worry about that. It's okay,
all right.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
We got a nice letter here, Pat Godwin, referencing something
you did. This guy was buying something at a local grocery,
went down the aisle and he saw this, and I've
never heard of this. The Great Lakes Brewing Company has
an Edmund Fitzgerald porter. Oh yeah, yeah, brute, It says

(26:33):
a Bruden, memory, of course, of the great vessel, the
Edmund Fitzgerald, which sadly sank in Lake Superior many years ago.
But perhaps when we come back, you can do your
tribute to the Edmund Fitzgerald, it says Brud and memory
of the sunken freighter with rich roasted barley and bittersweet
chocolate coffee notes. I'm not sure what that has to

(26:55):
do with the great vessel, the Edmund Fitzgerald, but that's
that's a nice, nice, happy request.

Speaker 9 (27:00):
I know that you don't purchase beer very often. That
I had to for a friend recently. He requested a
certain beer there the I p as now names are
just incredible, and the zombie dust and all of them
have this monster theme. It seems and it's just.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
There are a thousand options. Yes, that's true of everything.

Speaker 9 (27:27):
And they didn't have the one I was.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
I was.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I was getting a tequila for one of the guys
I know is a big fan. I wanted to get
him a gift and I found out he was a
tequila guy. And there were three hundred options.

Speaker 9 (27:42):
So really pretty tequila bottles out there too.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's yeah, it's the same with almost everything.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
Yeah, and uh, I p a guys, that's I.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Say, more power to them. That's great. I love it
when all those local breweries. That's a that's really cool
and fun.

Speaker 9 (27:59):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
And I'm not exactly sure what the Edmund Fitzgerald beer
tastes like. Anyone want to do a ghost down? Easy? Okay, sorry,
I'll we'll. What's coming up in sports? You got anything
over there? Oh?

Speaker 11 (28:11):
Yeah, lots of stuff. We got world records, we got
baseball gloves, we got that's.

Speaker 9 (28:17):
It, that's it.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
Yeah. Okay, did you guys see whose birthday was yesterday
or maybe the day before? Old sister Jean March Madness fame.
Oh that's her name, right?

Speaker 9 (28:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (28:34):
Are you one hundred and six?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I heard? Oh wow, we failed to celebrate right yes, Okay,
we failed to do today in History again yesterday. I
know we could do today in History and yesterday in
history if you want when we come back. That sounds
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Speaker 8 (31:16):
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Godwin's at the keyboard and guitar. Josh Jeff Oske sitting
at sports desk today. Hey man, there's a scomsby I

(31:39):
am Josh Arnold, and there's Tom.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I took the liberty of familiarizing myself, excuse me, familiarizing
myself with mister Oske and his lady's song. Oh yeah,
you like a back dad ass up and they spell
it a z Z. Oh sure, yeah, I'll play a
short excerpt of it for those of you are not
familiar with it. I was not familiar with it.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
But who's the.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
You've got to beat that part? The lyrics are quite interesting.
They're lengthy.

Speaker 8 (32:15):
Yeah, he's a poet.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, who is the artist?

Speaker 13 (32:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I don't remember.

Speaker 8 (32:19):
I believe it's juvenile?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (32:21):
I couldn't remember.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Was written by Jimmy A Web. I think, oh, girl,
you look sorry. I'll read it forbadim Girl, you looks good.
Won't you back that thang up? You're a big fine woman.
Won't you back that thang up? Call me big daddy?
When you back that thang up? Girl? Who is you
playing with? Back that thing?

Speaker 8 (32:44):
Who is playing with?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I like that?

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Yeah, yeah, you got to?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Uh, girl, you looks good. Won't you back that thing up?
Do you like being called daddy? No? Okay, because the
lyric has called me big daddy when you back that
thing up?

Speaker 8 (32:59):
We kind of laugh through that one, Okay, all right?
It is funny. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
Don't you get uncomfortable when people go daddy and mama,
you know, like the couple go go talk. Do you
know what I mean when they call each other.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
If it's really old people and they go, oh, a mother,
like you know, mother's and the kid that doesn't bother me.

Speaker 9 (33:17):
At all kind of bothers me.

Speaker 8 (33:19):
What about in the bedroom, Josh, how do you feel
about it? I do not want to be called daddy.
No have to teach how to drive a stick. You've
a tonalading to drive a stick in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
By the way, coming up, we have a sweet story
about a baseball I can barely send him. Maybe we
should get to that before we get to this, right, Okay,
this is this is such a nice story. You know
you want to Let's just do this. This story is
so nice I wanted to get it out all right.

Speaker 11 (33:52):
An eighty three year old Illinois man has been reunited
with a baseball glove that he lost seventy years ago.
The Washington Park District superintendent said that he and a
maintenance man were working on the ceiling of the Washington
Middle School when they discovered the old glove. He tried
to find its owner and eventually learned that it belonged

(34:14):
to lifetime resident Steve Roosevelt. At the time, mister Roosevelt
kept his glove on a shelf in the school's hallway wall.
He was at class, he forgot to take it home
one weekend in nineteen fifty five. When he returned to school,
the shelf was covered up by brand new lockers. Oh,

(34:34):
the superintendent said, mister Roosevelt look like a ten year
old kid with a smile on his face after being
reunited with.

Speaker 8 (34:41):
His long lost glove.

Speaker 11 (34:43):
Oh nice, The man says he will now display it
proudly in his home.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
That is very sweet. Yeah, he wanted to play a catch,
you know, with his grandson. He said he'd rather do
it on Nintendo Switch. I want to play a character. Uh.
And I guess you said it hadn't lost that glovey
would have gone pro Oh what happened? Yeah? Do you

(35:09):
remember that story about the guy that he bought autographed
babe Ruth Mitt? Turned out I had been signed with
a sharpie. The babe really didn't have access to a shark.

Speaker 8 (35:21):
Well that's I kind of I put it my responsibility
on the purchase. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Well, congratulations to mister Roosevelt getting his glove back after
all those years. What what is nice? Sweet?

Speaker 11 (35:33):
I wonder how they narrowed it down to like Yeah, Well,
they probably maybe he had his name written. I think
I had my name written in my glove. I'm sure
my parents were. Yeah, most people, most kids did.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Well. Now get your request with you. We'll do a
little today in history because in honor of who'd you say,
whose birthday we missed?

Speaker 9 (35:54):
Sister Jean Loyola? Oh big fan, and.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Let me see if her birthdays in this list for
this week?

Speaker 15 (36:04):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Now we got Count Basie. What did he play Dracula?

Speaker 8 (36:14):
Was he a horn guy?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Played the bass? Count Basie's right, No, no, he was
a piano.

Speaker 8 (36:19):
Piano Yeah, okay, great jazz. I'm only familiar. I knew
he was a jazz guy, just had no idea what
he plays.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Wilt Chamberlain born in nineteen thirty six, Will Wilt the Stilt.
He's the guy that said he what he betted down?

Speaker 9 (36:31):
Twenty thousand women?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Did he get too many? Did he do any of them? Twice?
And how does that count?

Speaker 8 (36:39):
How many butterfaces?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Huh? Oh?

Speaker 9 (36:41):
Yeah, he was particular.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Kenny Rogers right, all right, now he's talk about a
poker face like that. He had too many plastic surgeries
there for the end. And by the way, he's a
chick and restaurants weren't bad. They were great.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
I never got to try it.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, they would have loved it. You would have loved it.
I'm not sure if there any of those, if any
of those left. Also, Bo Burnham, front of the show, comedian, Yeah,
so it's kind of kind of a country singer's name.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Pretty good actor. Yeah. Red His COVID special was Yeah.

Speaker 9 (37:20):
The girls watch that over and over.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
In nineteen eleven, the Mona Lisa was stolen and was
never returned.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
You're looking at a fraud on copy see it.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
There's you. There's people who believe I kind of been
one of them. Oh really, maybe they caught the guy,
but he said he was framed, thank you very much.

Speaker 8 (37:43):
And it's a mugshot. You can't tell if he's smiling
or not.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, the world of hunting change forever. In nineteen forty two,
when Bambi was released, Boy that you know what? You
bring something up? Did numbers of hunting drop after Bambie?

Speaker 8 (37:58):
Dad, please don't go do.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
It like fathers? Everywhere just went fine. I'll take this
year off. I forget. Does it happen off screen?

Speaker 8 (38:09):
I don't remember either, And it's not you know, it's
it's his mother. Yeah, I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Well, the new one happened, and the new one a
comedian named Pat Godwin hits hits Bandy with his Volkswagon twice.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
Ye.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
There's a new horror movie out called Bambi the Reckoning
and Bambie is not happy. And because you know that
all those things went into public domain and so now
people are making these crazy horror movies about him.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
In nineteen oh one, the Cadillac Motor Company was founded.
It was the Cadillaca Motor Company. Yeah, it's interesting that
that's still a thing. You'll talk about something. Oh, that's
that's the Cadillac of baseball gloves. The movie stand By
Me released in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 16 (38:52):
That's a great one, great movie.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
And you know what, that's based on the Body by
Stephen King. Yeah, a great So many Steve King stories
become great movies. Shawshank, Sure, Shawshank Redemption movie, which has
a I think the title kind of kept people away
maybe initially. Yeah, it's a terrific movie. If you've never
seen it, and that's based on a.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
Stee you've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
No, it's a great movie.

Speaker 8 (39:16):
You know, it's one of those that I think. You know,
sometimes you hear so much about it and then when
you watch it, you're like, eh, I think this is
one that you hear so much about, and then when
you watch it, you go, I, yeah, I totally get it.
It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
You'll like it. It's I'm sure I will.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
I just.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Terrific story. Great action Down. Pearl Jam released their great
album ten on the State of nineteen ninety one, and
in nineteen ninety four, DNA test linked oj Simpson to
the murders of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

Speaker 9 (39:48):
Ah but.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Walk around. They lastly two thousand and four of the
painting The Scream stolen a gun point from a museum
in os slowly on and yeah they got it back though, right.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
I don't know, I don't know where that where that
painting is.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, and that'll cover I think pretty much that we
don't have the birthday of who was it again now,
Sister Jean.

Speaker 8 (40:14):
Yeah, that's okay. I'm not surprised you didn't make that list.
It's but you know, she's a fun figure to of
course and should be celebrated, go to games.

Speaker 9 (40:22):
Yeah, she's a huge fan.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
And oh here's a ninety seventy three, the great actress
comedian Kristin Wig. Very just terrific. Yeah, really, do you
ever see The Skeleton Twins?

Speaker 8 (40:35):
I love that movie.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
That's a great movie. So we've just given you two
terrific movies to watch, Sew Shank and The Skeleton Twins.
Oh and one of my favorites, du A Lipa. Happy
birthday do Aleipa? Is that her name? Yeah? Okay, although
it does sound like a vaginal procedure. Sorry, you got
the ozempic ulva. We're going to do the dual Liipa

(40:59):
nip Snipper's got it hurt? Yeah? Or dually it sounds
like an I p A. Christie does all the all
of the dule. Coming up, we have a beer tribute
from mister Godwin by special request, and uh we'll look
forward to that certainly. And coming up in the news,
what is Bush Meet? Anyone want to guess? It's ill.

(41:24):
It's for the most part illegal in the United States. Uh,
and for good reason. And if you're an arsonist you
might want to practice your lighting technique. We'll tell you
why when we return to the Oiley Auto Part Studios.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Catch any part of the show you missed later today
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Speaker 8 (41:49):
Hey you, it's the Bob and Tom Show. That's right,
I'm talking to you. We're lying from the O'Reilly Auto
Part Studios. Christy Lee's sitting at the Silie Insurance Company
news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Josh Hooker joins us
playing with the Queen of Hearts over there. All right,
she's got a shirt on that is a Queen of Hearts.
There's Jeff Frosska celebrating the opening of threes Company with

(42:13):
his flamingo shirt. Oh, there's A's Cosby. I'm Josh Ndel.
Then there's Tom once again.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I won my girls won six goldfish at the fair
last weekend. All dead tried my bag goldfish. Yeah, girls
are fine.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
Yeah, the girls are doing well.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
But I set up a special aquarium. I had the filters,
the whole thing, and I don't know what. I don't
know what.

Speaker 8 (42:36):
Happened, you know, honestly, it can be from what I understand, goldfish,
you put them it's a if the water is sixty
two degrees and you put them in water. That's sixty
three dead.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
No, but I did the whole thing right. Them in
the bag, and I put the bag in the water
a lot.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
And I have a question.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
How does the fair people keep them alive?

Speaker 8 (42:53):
And that's with traveling, no kidding.

Speaker 9 (42:56):
They buy them day of her Oh.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I'm okay, all right, but they must have a tanker
truck full of them. Yeah, I take and buy. So
I got this nice letter here. I had goldfish as
the centerpiece at my wedding. My sister took one home
and had it for years. Wow, it got as big
as a small cat. By the way, it lasted longer

(43:20):
than my marriage. Oh, he will and Syracuse.

Speaker 11 (43:23):
I had the exact opposite happened. I went to an
outdoor wedding and they had goldfish on and bowls on
every table, and it was like one hundred and two
out and they just boiled every goldfish, so by the
time you made it to the reception, it was just
a floating goldfish. Did they They They also did a

(43:48):
butterfly release where everyone got like an envelope with a
butterfly and you opened it and they just fell on
the ground dead.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
The marriage do they.

Speaker 8 (43:59):
Were just kids ryan everywhere it was. They last a
year and a half. Okay, they're done.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
Oh remember that fad where people would have plants and
then the fighting beta fishes were in the bottom of
the vase.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, that was cool.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
Did you ever see that?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, yeah, you don't. I have not seen that in
soul right, but.

Speaker 9 (44:19):
It seemed like everyone had one of those at one point.

Speaker 8 (44:21):
Yeah, you could get him at like registered checkouts. Those
things are pretty hard to kill.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
They're gorgeous. They're gargeous.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Gargous. Yeah, in one of those for quite a while.
Let's see where were we Do you want to do
this request? Man? Sure, I'll talk to you. Mister. You
weren't here. What happened? We got a request? A guy
was at a grocery store. He's walking down the island
of the beer section and he finds the the Great
Lakes Brewing Company. He sent us a photograph of it.
There's a beer called Edmund Fitzgerald porter Wood and Memory

(44:56):
of the Sunken Freighter. By the way, it says with
rich roasted bar early in bittersweet chocolate coffee notes. Okay, sadly,
the Edmund Fitzgerald a famous ship that sank in Lake Superior,
A great song by by Gordon Lightfoot, A truly terrific song.
And we've also decided that is the worst song to
play at a strip club. A great big winner for that.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Yeah. I mean it is long, so if you get
the lap dance to it, it's gonna last.

Speaker 9 (45:23):
And it's slow, so she's got to dance reel slow.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
Yeah, and if you're into the girl crying that that
really helps her.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
It's very sad. But Pat has a tribute to another
famous Fitzgerald, the great. This is the first draft of
that singer.

Speaker 10 (45:37):
Yeah, okay, and Christie's favorite song, my favorite.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
It's a stune below like the ship.

Speaker 12 (45:49):
We all know.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
The rictum novellas cheer.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
She'd skept when she sang, and button would bang a
disaster when the winds would come. Early Fitzgerald family emailed me, said,
stop singing about poor grandma's rectum.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I said, I'll do my best.

Speaker 15 (46:18):
But Tom has a request, and it's very hard to
reject him. A doctor, it said, would always turn his
head when performing her colon procedure. There's pollups and corn
and Louis Armstrong's horn.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
The rectum of Hella Fitzgerald You're not beautiful. That was
a fill in Potsdam, New York, requesting that song beautiful.

Speaker 9 (46:52):
Thank you lyrics, bring you.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Bring in the great Lewis Armstrong, Elefantzgeryld, famous for her scattings. Yeah,
she had a commercial for a while, remember that she
was scatting and a taste goods, good brown and yeah
a little bask remember that. Yeah, Okay, okay, our apologies
to Ella and thank you Phil for that great request.
Now do we have anything else in the world of
sports where we covered everything, we have one.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
More thing, stupid world record.

Speaker 11 (47:23):
A radio host has broken the Guinness World Record for
the longest marathon hosting a radio talk show.

Speaker 8 (47:31):
Really.

Speaker 11 (47:32):
George Eisen, known to his listeners in Nigeria as Mighty
George undertook the challenge to celebrate his twenty years in broadcasting.
The forty three year old claimed the title with a
one hundred and five hour long show, more than four
days worth of hosting. During the marathon show, he welcomed

(47:53):
eighty guests into the studio and chatted with a further
twenty over the phone. He's also the former winner of
Nigeria's Best Radio Presenter and Nigerian Sports journalist of the year.

Speaker 9 (48:07):
Sports talk for four days.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
The sports guys I know could do that and Nigerian
sports so running from cheetahs.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Know nothing. I never thought about it, that's why. Yeah,
I guess you losers get eaten. Wow. Well, good for him.
You have to be hallucinating after the first couple of days.
Must all right, I'm gonna interview my coffee mug Are
you you play sports? Sorry? If I have coffee breath,

(48:45):
that's okay, muggy, You're so sweet. I get it here
in the cream.

Speaker 8 (48:51):
Oh boy, Well, huh, I wonder if we would understand
anything you said, if it's if it's at all in English,
or if it's well and they're during their rainy season,
so he can't even do like weather tomorrow rain sorry, yeah,
more rain for the next three months.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
We gotta loose hippo. Uh we got to try to
track that down. Well, bravo to him. Congratulates all.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
English is the official language of Nigeria. Understand Other widely
spoken languages in Nigeria include Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Fula, and
English Creole. So apparently a couple from Luisia moved to
Nigeria once and bread.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
What were the first three of them?

Speaker 8 (49:47):
Uh h a u s a housa and then Yoruba
and igbo.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Urita Nicto, isn't it in the Dai The Earth stood Still?

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Docta nectar?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I wonder if anybody has that tattooed on there you have?
You know what we're talking about. You ever see the
movie The Day the Earth Earth Stood Still? And I
was a kid that scared the hell out of me.

Speaker 9 (50:16):
Well, yeah, because if the Earth stood still, we're in
big trouble.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
Essentially, this giant robot alien comes down and says, hey,
if you keep up with the nukes, you're all dead.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
So how about we knock it off?

Speaker 8 (50:27):
And but we don't we don't know the message of
peace that he's trying to do. And it's what he says,
is that neckto verata or what is it? Nick too? Yeah,
so we.

Speaker 9 (50:38):
Don't know what he's saying because obviously he's from another planet, right, And.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I'm just saying, there's got to be some nerd out
there that has that tattooed.

Speaker 9 (50:43):
Yeah, there's a black and white movie.

Speaker 8 (50:45):
Probably they remade it with Keanu Reeves at one point,
But I didn't see that.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
You know, my theory about the UFO sightings that there
are more, that there are more UFO sightings when the
McRib comes back. Isn't that something I do not know
that because it's false. But the point is, I believe you.
Coming up in the news, we have Christie Lee at
the Silac Insurance news desk. What you got over there?

Speaker 9 (51:09):
Oh, we got something for those of you who are
fans of the Aerosmith Rock and Roll roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Bad news, yes, but also good news. Yeah, I mean
a smart move.

Speaker 9 (51:19):
Yeah, we'll talk about that. We have a bear rating
and ice cream shop, because why wouldn't he It's.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Ice cream, Yes, ice cream, you scream, We all scream.

Speaker 9 (51:33):
Dog takes on ball, who wins. We'll find out.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
I hope the dog.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah, if we wouldn't have done the story. Okay, yeah,
although we do have one tragic death in the news.
We'll get to that.

Speaker 9 (51:43):
Well, it depends. Yeah, you like the guy, Yeah, yeah,
it is tragic. Actually Elk is involved.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah, we'll find out. Oh yeah. And also speaking of
Elk Elk meat, there's also something out there called bush meat,
and people have been trying to smuggle it into the
United States from actually, interestingly enough, on a regular basis
through Detroit, Michigan, and we'll find out about the what
happens when you find bush meat? All right, bush meet

(52:15):
in Detroit? Okay? Because I said Ted Nugent did back
in the day. Ted, how's the bush meet? Because he
likes it fresh? You know Ted, he's an avid hunter.
Right now, it's quiz time. We've been talking about our
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(52:37):
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Speaker 2 (53:46):
Christy, you are so good that is almost impossible to read.
That's why I asked you to do it. I'd be
stumbling through it and mispronouncing things, and you know how
it is. It's very hard for me to talk and
think at the same time. From the Aralioto Parts Studio,
this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the SILAC
Insurance Company News desk. Ye Pat Godwin's there, Hi, Josh
there's Jess Hooker.

Speaker 17 (54:14):
Hi, Josh.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Jeff Hoske is across the way. Hello aces here, Hey,
I'm Josh Tom. Later on we'll be joined by Tatiana
Frank here in studio, terrific comedian. Right forward to meeting her.
I don't think any of us have met her. No,
we've had her on the air before, yeah, but not
in person.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Right, we'll look forward to sing all right. We have
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk Disney World fans,
and I'm one of them. There's, of course, in what
it's no longer MGM. Now it's what the Hollywood Film
Studio section of Disney World. Yeah, I think it's Hollywood
Studios Studios. Yeah, and that's the home of what was

(54:52):
the home of the Aerosmith Tribute roller coaster, Rocking.

Speaker 9 (54:56):
Roll roller Coaster.

Speaker 8 (54:57):
That's a good time.

Speaker 9 (54:59):
Oh it was great to but say goodbye to Aerosmith. Hello, muppets,
I'll take the trumpets band. Electric Mayhem is taking over
Disney's Rock and Roller Coaster. According to Disney Parks, the
coaster will have a colorful new crew who will put
their own spin on not just the right itself, but
also the iconic guitar that adorns the exterior, as well

(55:20):
as some of the iconic scenery around Hollywood Studios. Rock
and Roller Coaster starring the Muppets, set to make its
debut next year in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
All right, so I may forgive them for shutting down
one of my favorite things at Disney World, the Muppet
three D movie.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Both that was I walked into the Muppet Show theater.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I loved it.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
Yeah, I did it too.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
They had the two got the two puppets up.

Speaker 8 (55:45):
Ey, Yes, Statler and Wohler were sitting up on the
bow really.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Oh yeah, that's cool. And then and then I guess
it's not a spoiler, o it? Or anymore? And then
this one of the creatures would come flying out.

Speaker 8 (55:55):
Running sweetems would come out, oh sweet.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
And there, and they had the three D you put
on the pree D glasses and I would go every time,
I bet, I bet, I've seen it twenty five times.

Speaker 8 (56:07):
Yeah it's awesome. Yeah, espush it on me.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
I'm also a big fan of the Hall of Presidents. Yeah,
oh it's so cool. And what I loved about it
was it gets politicized depending in the crowd, you know,
certain people would clap for John F. Kennedy, certain people
would boo for Nixon, people would clap for him.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
Yeah, people can't. They can't help them.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
It's just plus it was air conditioned.

Speaker 9 (56:36):
I never did the Hall of Presidents.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I could never get anybody. I don't have to do
it by myself, knowing whatever going with of.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
Course I've done a couple of times. It really is
a nice the way it.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Worked though it was pretty it's not bad.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
Would they move, Yeah, but very speeches and a little
bit down. But the Biden one wander off?

Speaker 9 (57:01):
Did the one fall down?

Speaker 8 (57:03):
There is a.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Video there's a video somewhere on the internet, one of
them actually falling over. I forget which one of them,
but they as they introduced some of the president's all
nod and then and there there are giant robot dummies
whatever you call them rot. I mean, it's just it's
so it's I just think it's cool. And yeah, and

(57:27):
then I have court. Years ago I proposed the Hall
of Vice Presidents, much less popular. But I forget which
one gives a speech, but I I.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
Feel like Lincoln says something.

Speaker 9 (57:39):
Yeah, really I think it would be Lincoln.

Speaker 8 (57:41):
When I saw it I'm sure he said something.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
There's kind of a little there's a video before it,
like a cartoon thing, and but it's it is a
nice break from the sun and how last forever? Yeah maybe,
and it wouldn't be a Disney World get and I
have actually been stuck in It's a small world on

(58:03):
several of them. Yeah, that's fun too. They're all great.
And I love Pirates of the Caribbean. You know they
changed that around. Oh yeah, Pirates of the Caribbean. It
used to be one of the pirates was chasing a maiden.
Oh yeah, they switched that up chasing.

Speaker 7 (58:20):
Yeah, they thought it was that's a mean thing to
say about the.

Speaker 9 (58:25):
I think it's a pig right now.

Speaker 8 (58:27):
The pirates are trying to with a pig.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
No, no, they just they made it, made it way worse.

Speaker 8 (58:33):
They chase each other.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
I suppose it was probably time to phase out the
Aerosmith thing. Anyway.

Speaker 9 (58:41):
Yeah, it was a lot of fun, though. My favorite
baseball cap is from there, the Aerosmith Roller Coast roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I remember my my uh, I think Finn was ten.
We went over to that thing and she goes, who's
that old lady with the big mouth? That's Stephen Tyler.

Speaker 8 (58:58):
Yeah, yeah, that's about time, do it. She's not wrong, Yeah,
she's not great.

Speaker 9 (59:03):
Speaking of change, I don't know if you've been in
a Cracker barrel lately, but they have changed up.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I've heard.

Speaker 9 (59:10):
Yeah, they've also changed their new logo. Really, they have
a new logo.

Speaker 10 (59:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (59:15):
Fans are outraged about it.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Just because people are morons.

Speaker 9 (59:18):
The design ditches the icon of the man leaning on
a barrel, as well as the words old country store
reading just simple text on a gold background. It's not
which also has a so there you go.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
It's yeah, it's this virtually the same, except the old
man and the barrel are gone.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
The Tennessee based company says its new logo is rooted
even more closely to the iconic barrel shape and word
mark that started at all. Following the announcement, furious fans
took to social media to.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Complain, if you're furious about this, well, maybe maybe listen
to the news for a while. Maybe maybe you get
furious about something real in the world.

Speaker 9 (59:57):
If you haven't been in a Cracker Barrel lately. They
have changed. They took out all the they had a
lot of kind of like the Fridays. They had a
lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
On the walls.

Speaker 13 (01:00:06):
You know, yeah, everything is agreeable gray like, it's.

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
Just they've rebranded and remodeled restaurants, and some call it
soulless and sterile. Change up. They've on the front porch. Yes,
they've opened up where it used to be a wall.
They've opened that all up so you can see all
the way through the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I think the term cracker could be perceived as being
politically incorrect.

Speaker 9 (01:00:33):
It doesn't like a good cracker.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I think they're referencing Billbillies. For one.

Speaker 8 (01:00:39):
You're glad to see the change, more change.

Speaker 9 (01:00:42):
Apparently, Yes, I love my cracker.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
I uh, look, this is totally unnecessary. But I'm with Tom.
If this has ruined your month, relax a little bit.
But the reason people get so upset about stuff like this, Tom,
is because they do watch the news and they want
to right from that was something familiar I said and unchanged,
and now when the familiar changes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
And for you, let's face it, Josh, cracker barrel is
like the bat signal. You see that logo, and it's.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Well, as a guy who's lived on the road most
of my life, that was a that was like a
call from mob big comedian. That was a very comforting.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
There's a cracker barrel near me that has changed to
a k town, which is a Korean like a hot
pot a barbecue place now. But the thing they didn't
change is when you go to the restroom on the
sign on the back of the door, it's still the
old cracker barrel logo, please wash your hands.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
You could have a coffee table book of places that
change to something else, like the dairy queen over here
that's not aikwondo taekwondo studio, but you can still tell
from the way that sign is configured.

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
Yeah, you don't often see a closed Cracker bear.

Speaker 9 (01:01:52):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
That's what.

Speaker 11 (01:01:55):
I'm more upset. I didn't get a chance to like
what they do with all that cool stuff. I want
some of that stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
I wonder what they did with it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
I love one of those for my house.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
What do they do? What is cracker Why the decision?

Speaker 16 (01:02:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Did they learn nothing from bud Light.

Speaker 11 (01:02:13):
It's like it's like everything somebody has to look like
they're working.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
Yeah, oh, what you do this year? Oh I I
changed the logo. Oh we're changing it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
We're just gonna serve New Coke. Maybe there's a museum
somewhere that has the the band from Chuck E Cheese,
the cool stuff hanging from the ceilings and Fridays and
Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 11 (01:02:36):
As long as they have that hash brown cast role,
you could tear down all the walls.

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
Job exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I wanted Charleston shoe. Now, Pat, what do you think
about changing the logo of Cracker Barrel?

Speaker 10 (01:02:51):
Cracker Barrel logo. I don't care. What's the controversy. I
don't care they removed the dude. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
I like their chicken and dumplings.

Speaker 8 (01:03:02):
Yes, I get it's my favorite restaurant. Cracker Barrel is
my favorite of the franchise chain restaurants.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
And oh yeah, you're to find this hard to believe.
I've never been in one. I don't find that hard
to believe it all.

Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
I wanted to take you so many.

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
How many times have we said, oh, yeah, you got
to see that movie? And he sees it and craps
all that's why you think I'm a ruiner?

Speaker 9 (01:03:21):
For yes?

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Well, no, I don't let you ruin things for me anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
But should Tom order?

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
What should Tom order?

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Though?

Speaker 10 (01:03:28):
If we were to take him because I can't think
of something that I don't know, because.

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
I I don't think you'd like the hash brown cast.

Speaker 8 (01:03:33):
I kind of don't know his palette.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Do they have meat loaf? Yeah, I see, I'm a
big bed. I'm in for that.

Speaker 9 (01:03:39):
They have great grilled chicken tenders.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Love those are the massed potatoes, yes.

Speaker 9 (01:03:42):
Cream beans.

Speaker 13 (01:03:43):
I don't think I've had anything but breakfast there. Oh really,
I've never had any other meal there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Interesting.

Speaker 9 (01:03:49):
Yeah, their chicken tenders are amazing, and you'd love their
marinated and they're grilled.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
And what is a cracker barrel? Is that a thing?

Speaker 16 (01:03:57):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:03:57):
Barrel?

Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
Yeah, barrel?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I mean it's that simple. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:04:01):
And they have stuff you love, like all the old
old timey candies from your childhood.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
And do they still have to what have they done
with the store?

Speaker 9 (01:04:11):
I still have the store.

Speaker 8 (01:04:12):
Yeah. You can get Charles chips in the can.

Speaker 9 (01:04:14):
Yeah, just like they had delivered when we were kids.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Yeah, it's crazy, but Charles chips in the can and
sounds like a sex move.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
I'd happily go with you, though, I'd happily treat you
to maybe one of these.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Days, why don't we do a lunch and that and
film it. Okay, we'll do it. Thank you very much.
If you're just joining us, Hi, thanks. This is the
Bobaton Program coming to you from the Araliato Parks Studios.
Happy to be here. Christy Lee is right over there
in the stripes and she is at what we like
to call the Silac Insurance Company News desk.

Speaker 9 (01:04:45):
Okay, and I did find an update for you, Jeff.
A lot of stuff was reused, but most of it
was sold to a third party. They don't say who.
All the old timey.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Decord, wouldn't they put a sign up and say we're
selling everything, and.

Speaker 9 (01:04:57):
I would think your auction.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Yeah, well he's going to step it up.

Speaker 8 (01:05:02):
Who's going to become the who's going to have all
that stuff on their walls?

Speaker 13 (01:05:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Remember Fridays they had all that stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:05:08):
Two ladies did that. Two ladies bought all that stuff.
What yeah, interest for the whole country.

Speaker 9 (01:05:14):
And then they just sold everything on eBay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
I don't know what they did wild It just bulldozed
the Fridays near here.

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
I know what are they putting there?

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:05:23):
There's ruby Tuesdays they pat paradise and put in the
Park Ruby Tuesday.

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
No it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I don't think so, because they had the best salad
bar right, absolutely they did for a while there. Man,
it was just a treat that those homemade popper nickel
behind two old ladies who discussed everything you ever have.

Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
That happened every time I went to Ruby.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Two cherry tomatoes. I think I'm gonna try a cherry.

Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
I just figured they worked at every Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
What a spinach taste? They're the they're the wives of
the two guys at Disney World in the balcony. Honestly,
what are these raisins? Do you put the raisins on this?
Now I've seen everything, I think, And then when they
set up the salad bar, I think the guy takes
the fousand Island dressing ladele and puts it in the ranch.

(01:06:11):
Just so, why are the croutons brown?

Speaker 12 (01:06:15):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
This is something, Shirley, do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Because I know we're living in a culture now on
which a lot of the places there's no check you
check out by yourself, which I like I do too,
But I know, like I've always said this, my aunt
used to always go shopping just as she could talk
to other human beings. Because she was kind of a
spinster and here she comes again. Yeah, but I mean
are they going, is AI going to start doing that?
Is the is the machine going to recognize you and

(01:06:41):
go Hi, Florence, how are you today?

Speaker 8 (01:06:43):
At some point? You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Probably maybe did you find everything you were looking for?

Speaker 8 (01:06:47):
There have been movies like that where you walk in
the store and they go, hey, Tom, how are.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
You nice to see you again? I mean there's a chance, hey,
like the haircut, you keeping the sideburns? Huh?

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
What happened your ear?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
How? Dog?

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
There was a while I would every time I walked
into a CVS, I would get a notification from Walgreens
you know we have this, and I went delete.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Oh yeah. Uh. They've kind of cut back on the
length of the receipt there, right, that thing. They got
the message when.

Speaker 13 (01:07:20):
You do self checkout, you can just choose not to
get a receipt.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
But I'm a big fan of the self checkout. Oh yeah,
it's easy. It's easy.

Speaker 8 (01:07:29):
Shoplin, Yeah, you want to come over to night for
some lobster tails.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
So this thing back I'm sorry for, back to the
cracker bil thing. They call this rebranding.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
Yeah, you see it. I mean, it happens, and there's
always backlash.

Speaker 9 (01:07:48):
You're trying to modernize like everything else.

Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
But that's the joy of Cracker. And again I'm not outraged.
Things happen and there's no reason to be great, but
I do prefer the old It was always a company.

Speaker 9 (01:08:01):
Yeah, and I also the one I go to. I
don't know if this is for all of them. I
think they've replaced the wooden fireplace with gas. Now, don't
quote me on that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Yes, do they still have the pegs?

Speaker 8 (01:08:19):
What do they still have the egg game?

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
They do?

Speaker 8 (01:08:23):
Okay, then I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
The Peg game, to be clear, is.

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Well somewhere you play it.

Speaker 17 (01:08:30):
It's the sky behind the dumpster.

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
Game.

Speaker 9 (01:08:34):
You've seen the golf tea game.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Right, Yeah? All right, Well, maybe Disney World could have
a special land where they have all the old restaurant stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
There's Aunt Jemima waving to you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
It's all of them. Oh no, they closed Splash Mountain,
all the things that are gone wistful. Yeah, Hey, there's
the Freedom and the movie Song of the South. Yeah,
it's just you know, maybe sometimes rebranding is a good thing.

Speaker 8 (01:09:09):
It's just eighty five year old men looking in. They're
kind of wiping tears, miss Uncle Ben.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
And they changed the chage to tell you what it's those.

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
Liberals, the selling Washington Redskins Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
I can't order chicken fried steak off an iPad. It
doesn't make sense. Send Gerdie back over here, the one
with the big jugs. Okay, well, thank you very much.
We're gonna we're gonna revisit them. Something in the news.
What have you got going over there, Christie?

Speaker 9 (01:09:44):
Oh, we have a lot going on over here. Forget romance,
what about shreking. That's the new thing apparently the thong
bikini fan not a fan.

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
Man rides up, Oh you mean on other people? I see?

Speaker 9 (01:10:01):
And a brave dog takes on a bull.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
We'll tell brave Okay, good luck.

Speaker 9 (01:10:06):
It wins an award for it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
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Can't say all right, what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
No, no, You for example, can't say the word municipal,
so you always get it wrong. I can't say nominate municipal.
I got it.

Speaker 10 (01:10:36):
But I can't say no, especially to women.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I met my son.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
That's that's really uncomfortable. When he asked for stuff. Oh boy,
I mean wow, is deep going? Just push forward? Jeff
Ozk is across the way as it's Cosby.

Speaker 8 (01:11:01):
I'm Josh Arnold and soon we'll be joined by comedian
Tatiana Frank Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
In the meantime, I believe we have something special. Uh
we do. I was told that apparently that's coming up
in a minute. Okay, cool that apparently there's been a
change in plan.

Speaker 8 (01:11:17):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
We were talking about the self checkout. Yeah, and I'm
a I'm a fan.

Speaker 17 (01:11:22):
I am a fan.

Speaker 13 (01:11:23):
I like I can pact my groceries exactly how I
want to.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Oh, I love it because I have a system. Uh
but I I really have the grocery shop by myself, because.

Speaker 17 (01:11:34):
Yeah, you would get on there.

Speaker 8 (01:11:34):
I think it's a nice thing to do alone.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Yeah, because I have my way exactly, which is illogical.
What is up?

Speaker 11 (01:11:42):
Maybe it's just my lady. My lady, Hey, what we
need to go to the store, and she wants to
go together. I'm like, why ruin both people's days, Like,
let's just ruin one person at a times day.

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
And she's like, no, we could go together.

Speaker 9 (01:11:58):
And I spend twice as much much money. First of all,
they have to pick out stuff. No, no, no, you
don't get that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I'm in the exact opposite situation. If I say you
want to go with the grocery she doesn't want to
be anywhere near me.

Speaker 9 (01:12:11):
M well that's not because.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
No, you got this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
You know what.

Speaker 13 (01:12:19):
I posted about this because I saw a couple walking
into the grocery store and they were holding hands and smiling,
and I was like, what.

Speaker 9 (01:12:25):
The hell are you doing?

Speaker 13 (01:12:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:12:29):
Yeah, oh.

Speaker 13 (01:12:30):
But so when your lady sends you to the grocery
store or significant other in any situation, sorry, pat, you're excluded.
But is do you does she write out the grocery
list in order that the grocery store is laid out?

Speaker 12 (01:12:44):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:12:44):
When I go to the grocery store, I make the list.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
I deal with the cooking and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:12:48):
Do you go in the order of the store, No,
I just know where everything no, No, I just write
the list.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
How many grocery stores do you have memorized?

Speaker 8 (01:12:57):
Two?

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Yeah, I've got three down.

Speaker 13 (01:13:00):
Do you make your list in order of the grocery store?

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Kidding?

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
When I forget everything and I always get the wrong brand,
I'll take pictures of the cottage cheese and Senator, is
this the one that's a smart move?

Speaker 8 (01:13:13):
It is a smart move?

Speaker 13 (01:13:14):
Yeah, yeah, we send pictures and uh, there's there was
a social media trend where it was like, send your
husband to the grocery store and tell him to get
cream of tartar and they're.

Speaker 17 (01:13:25):
Like, don't tell him anything else. They would have no
idea where to go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Around.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
Where is it's in the season evening. How many guys
do you think went home with tartar sauce?

Speaker 17 (01:13:40):
Probably?

Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
Oh yeah, like yeah a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
But is the self checkouts? They're getting smarter? And what
is the movie where the guy walks in the store?
Isn't it Tom Cruisey walks and.

Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
I think Minority Report did it. Everywhere he went they
were like, oh, hey, we got the free shirts and.

Speaker 9 (01:13:54):
That walks by the gaps.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Yeah, I mean it's it's gonna be it's gonna be
pretty soon the machine will recognize you. It'll know your
credit card number, and it'll say, well, hey, tom oh,
it looks like you're putting on some weight. Might want
to put the dingle bongs back and not eat them.

Speaker 12 (01:14:10):
Some of the new arenas they have a system where
you go get your hot dogs or whatever, and your
correct cards on the You don't pay money, they save it.

Speaker 13 (01:14:22):
Yeah, they save your credit card at the arenas based.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
On your face. What facial recognition fac.

Speaker 17 (01:14:30):
That's crazy, Yeah, But I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:14:33):
I mean, I am looking forward to the day and
I know this has been implemented maybe in a few
stores around the country. But when you put something in
your cart, it's it's wrung up. Yeah, and then you know,
you push your card to the end, it pays and
it just pay.

Speaker 13 (01:14:46):
Dis charges your card as you leave. Yeah, I'm for that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
They've got it down. Except the problem with the current
version is it's it irradiates all the people because of
the the yes, the uranium astronem, the thirteen whatever, the
in the in the in the whole host. They got
to get that, get rid of that ass.

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
And what do you do. Also if your kids starts
throwing cereal in there and then you you're like, no,
we got to take that out. Yeah, I need a
manager at my cart, right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Yeah? Now what's your If you take something, say you
get a quarter of milk, then you realize it's the
wrong kind. Do you take it back to the dairy
case or you just are you the Are you the
guy that just puts it with the cereal and leaves
it there?

Speaker 17 (01:15:22):
No, no, I take it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Back to no matter what it is.

Speaker 17 (01:15:25):
Yes, anything refrigerated.

Speaker 8 (01:15:27):
Well not even I'll do it with a you know,
a spice. Oh yeah, like you know what, I don't
need this.

Speaker 9 (01:15:33):
You don't just leave it on the shelf anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
No, no, Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
I look at it as a There are a lot
of things in life.

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
I make sure I pay a moron tax. Yes, oh yeah,
hey I was a moron. I oh, now I have
to walk across the store. That's my tax for being
a moron.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
I see coming up. A comedian, Tatiana Frank will be
joining us right now. Christy Lee is at the Silac
Insurance news desk. We'll check in and see what's going
on over there. What do you got?

Speaker 9 (01:16:01):
A new dating term is out there. It's called shreking.
Anybody want to take a guess as to what that means.

Speaker 8 (01:16:07):
No, maybe maybe, Okay, maybe I will I know you
post ugly or non flattering photos of you so that
when in real life you're when you meet you actually
end up being better than they think.

Speaker 9 (01:16:19):
Well, that's you're thinking along the right line.

Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
That's actually not a bad idea, right.

Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
Trekking involves dating someone you are not attracted to in
the hopes that the person will treat you better in return. Ah,
when you get trecked, it means the person you lowered
your standards for still ended up hurting you.

Speaker 18 (01:16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
So this is based on looks.

Speaker 9 (01:16:44):
There so plenty of people that put looks lower on
the list and hoping that the attraction will grow over
time if someone treats you better.

Speaker 8 (01:16:51):
Hy This is a terrible way to start.

Speaker 9 (01:16:53):
When it backfires, though, is when someone assumes that just
because they're dating down and looks, they'll automatically be treated
better and then they're not.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
This is horrible.

Speaker 8 (01:17:02):
Everything about this I think is so horrible.

Speaker 9 (01:17:06):
It's horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah. Wow, Or I guess shriking could be just dating
a jackass trucks a monster. Yeah, who's the ass Murphy? Okay, Yeah,
the donkey.

Speaker 10 (01:17:19):
Those are great movies, and shrucking would have meant that
people were comfortable around like each other in gassy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
And oh yeah, okay, yeah, accepting somebody for their.

Speaker 9 (01:17:31):
The way they are.

Speaker 8 (01:17:33):
Like the opposite. Well, I guess i'll date somebody I'm
not attracted. How dare you put the other person through that?

Speaker 13 (01:17:41):
Yeah, she should treat you or she should treat you
better because you're more attractive than them.

Speaker 17 (01:17:51):
What they should be grateful?

Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
Yeah, this is really gross.

Speaker 17 (01:17:58):
You're trash people.

Speaker 8 (01:18:00):
Yeah, well what if what if both people are shricking?
Maybe they both think that they're better than the other one,
And now we got ugly kids running. Yeah, they'll ruin
your day. Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:18:13):
A recent survey reveals a fair number of gen zers
are still relying on their parents. This story makes me
just cringe, even at the office. According to a pool
conducted by Resume Templates, one in three gen zers have
had a parent write their resume. Thirty parents will write
their cover letters. Seventy five percent said they brought their

(01:18:35):
parent to an interview.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Come along, that has to be high, right, what's yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:18:42):
That's not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Out of four?

Speaker 13 (01:18:45):
This is this is It's It's usually like in the
waiting room or in the car, even like their parents
rode with them because they're so nervous.

Speaker 17 (01:18:53):
Okay, stay in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
That's what's your greatest week is? I don't know. Ask
my mom she in the car.

Speaker 9 (01:18:58):
Fifty percent of response A parent speak with a hiring manager.

Speaker 17 (01:19:02):
On their behalf Oh no, forty.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Five not hired, yeah immediately not mom has a job
offer her regularly.

Speaker 9 (01:19:12):
Have a parent talk to their current manager. What you know,
Joey doesn't feel well today, so he's not going to
come in.

Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
Well that's something. But wait a minute. A parent can't
call him. So you fake your own.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Call in if you don't have your mommy, do it
for an adult job?

Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
Alt, if you're if no, if you If you have
a nineteen year old or a twenty year old living
at home and they are legitimately in bed with the flu,
why can't a parent call in and say, hey, my
kid's sick.

Speaker 9 (01:19:39):
Well that's a little different. I think these people are
adults that should be called.

Speaker 11 (01:19:44):
Gen z that if they lived on their own, they
would have to call in, right sure, Yeah, you wouldn't
call your mom and be like, hey, can you call.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
In for me?

Speaker 8 (01:19:54):
Of course, not like I said, if they're living at
home and they're not legitimately sick.

Speaker 9 (01:19:57):
What seventy percent of those polled have her parents help
complete work assignments for them, brought a parent to their
current Guys.

Speaker 8 (01:20:07):
You also understand this isn't gen Z's fault, this is
their parents.

Speaker 17 (01:20:11):
Oh yeah, it's our fault.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Yeah, enabling Yeah, yeah, to say what percentage of faith
during the interview?

Speaker 9 (01:20:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:20:19):
I talked to my dad yesterday and and so we
know I started here in two thousand and two, and.

Speaker 17 (01:20:25):
He goes, you still you're still at that radio station.
That's what my dad said to me. Where he is
of what's going on in my life?

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:20:34):
Wow, No, my daughter has had a job for three
years and she she doesn't care for it. And I
was like, well, go get something you like, and she
goes and go to another interview.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:20:45):
Yeah, she will have that job till she is forty.
With a chemistry degree, she's going to be busting tables
because she doesn't want to go to another interview.

Speaker 8 (01:20:54):
They're terrified now that chemistry degree will help her marry catchups. Yeah,
she never spills a drop.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
That's such a I love seeing that.

Speaker 11 (01:21:10):
I hated that as a server. Oh, what's your side
work of marrying the ketchup?

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
I guess I'll be here three hours longer tonight. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
What's is that?

Speaker 8 (01:21:18):
Worse than rolling silverware? Oh? Way worse like that? Hens
fifty seven.

Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
That stuff doesn't want to come out to wait for it.

Speaker 13 (01:21:26):
Marrying the ketchups, I've never heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
You take the two bottles and you the two half
bottles and make a whole bottle.

Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Ten years ago they couldn't marry. They said that they
had a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
You still ketchup and mustard still can't go.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Oh yeah, it depends on the state California. Of course,
what percentage said their parents wrote their resumes?

Speaker 9 (01:21:48):
What did I say?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Fifty That doesn't shock me what they shocked me because
like ninety percent of them, AI writes their way. I'm sure.

Speaker 11 (01:21:57):
Yeah, I understand wanting help with a resume wording that
I don't have as much a problem with.

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
But that should also be a week long section in
high school, Yes, to make a resume.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Or thirty seconds on chat GPT.

Speaker 8 (01:22:13):
Well that's what you prefer.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
No, that's what's happening. I know that's the reality. How
do you type in all that info.

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
It's isn't it. After you're done typing into chat GPT
on you, I might as well have just written the
resume you it's just amazing.

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
Well, I've worked, this is what I've done. Boom.

Speaker 17 (01:22:27):
And then you put in the.

Speaker 13 (01:22:28):
Job that you're applying for and it changes the words
in your resume to match what they're looking for in
the job.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
And then and then the hiring guy goes, oh, this
is fake. This was written by a machine. You're not
fooling them.

Speaker 10 (01:22:40):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:22:40):
I'm a lot I put this is not how it's
supposed to be. No use your damn brains. Yeah, I've
even I've removed the auto correct and all that stuff
from my God, am I texting? Is that why I'm
getting so many misspelled words every time?

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Every time you text me, and it's always misspelled.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
That's absolutely not true. Because I go back and I
type in, I have to put in all my own apostrophes.
I have to enter. It really is a nice little
Nobody likes this, Nobody likes hearing this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
But what I was gonna say is, you know he
goes back in proofread.

Speaker 8 (01:23:14):
That's nobody I do.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
That's why he hit the back of that bus.

Speaker 8 (01:23:16):
I proofread I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Because eyes off the road to make sure that he
had the Oxford Comma. Yeah, okay, we're coming right back.
We've got a little a special surprise. I think I
think you got this worked out. Also, we're going to
have a comedian, Tatiana Frank joining us at some point soon.
And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (01:23:36):
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Speaker 8 (01:23:47):
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Silac Insurance Company news desk? Pat Godwin's there, Jeff Hooker
has joined us. Hi, Jeff Oscar always great to see,

(01:24:08):
as is as cons I am, Josh Arnold. There's Tom
and Tom. I believe we have something special about to occur. Yeah,
and they've given me an assignment. I hope I can
handle it. Okay, I have a got two sound effects.
Let me just test him see if they work. Okay,
all right, okay, how about this one?

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Oh I love that. Okay, okay, okay, good, okay, Yeah,
maybe we have We've got a script here for the
Bob and Tom players.

Speaker 8 (01:24:35):
Oh, very exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
And let's see. Uh I guess who's the first announcer here? Oh,
I start this one. Okay, unrehearsed. Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 8 (01:24:46):
Ladies and gentlemen. I see maybe a flourish or a
guitar is something sort of a nice I don't think
it needs it. Okay, just with your voice, it's fine.
Just not compela, sort of soap opera.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Maybe something a two ladies in a lounge, perhaps chatting
what do you got for us? Oh? Well, that's nice,
now presenting the Bob and Tom players. Today's modern woman
is busier than ever, balancing a hectic home life with
the demands of a career that can be taxing. As
a result, attending to one's own health and hygiene often

(01:25:24):
becomes a secondary concern for some women.

Speaker 9 (01:25:27):
Hey, Jess, can I ask you a personal question? Of
course you can't, Christy, this one's kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 17 (01:25:32):
No need to be embarrassed. You can share anything with me.

Speaker 9 (01:25:35):
Well, it has to do with you know, down there,
down where, down south.

Speaker 8 (01:25:42):
That was an accident down there, I'll tell you start
take it from It has to do with you know.

Speaker 9 (01:25:49):
It has to do with.

Speaker 13 (01:25:50):
You know, down there, down where, down south, south like
San Antonio or the Key West.

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
Well, no, not that far. I mean down south to
my vagina.

Speaker 13 (01:26:05):
Oh so, what's the problem with your vagina?

Speaker 9 (01:26:13):
I just feel like I don't spend enough time taking
care of it. I think there may be an odor issue.

Speaker 17 (01:26:21):
Oh boy, okay, got youa.

Speaker 13 (01:26:24):
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a wonderful new appliance that freshens me up down there
while I sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
What what's that?

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Speaker 8 (01:27:50):
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Speaker 9 (01:29:15):
Screaming sounds? Should have said orgasmic sounds?

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Oh sorry, and so that how would that sound?

Speaker 9 (01:29:23):
And then you shock me?

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Then I screamed right again.

Speaker 8 (01:29:25):
I'll yeah, slower and louder.

Speaker 17 (01:29:30):
Never heard that noise before?

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Have it? Nope? Up next, it's Christy Lee the Silac
Insurance News. JUSTESK, what do you got over there?

Speaker 9 (01:29:39):
Well? The annual Big Nude cruise is planning to set
sail next February. Bear Necessities Tour and Travel se passengers
could look forward to exotic tropical islands, historic ports, full
of local culture, and an exclusive stop at the cruise
lines private island for our Bear cruisers to enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
Aw natural, didn't you do one of these pats?

Speaker 8 (01:30:00):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
I did.

Speaker 9 (01:30:01):
Guests must be twenty one or older by embarkation go
without clothes in many on board spaces, but they must
cover up when the ship is docked during the captain's
introduction reception. Eating in the dining rooms, however, the self
served buffet is close free.

Speaker 8 (01:30:18):
Is that right?

Speaker 9 (01:30:19):
That's right. Bar Necessity says lingerie, fetish ware and excessive
genital jewelry are not appropriate at any time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Huh no, bling on your thing? Nope, yeah no, man.

Speaker 11 (01:30:32):
Be careful of the breakfast bar. Going for the kiwis,
you may accidentally grab some dudes. Harry bowls.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Now pat. When you did this, you were the entertainment.
I was and comedian, one of the comedians. What were
the rules? Were people just naked all over the place.
There were a whole lot of rules except uh not
the dining room thing.

Speaker 16 (01:30:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Yeah, A lot and not open open sex.

Speaker 9 (01:30:57):
In No, it's more I think it's for a naturalists.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
But don't you have to I remember you sing, somebody
you have to have a towel for your seat or
something upon.

Speaker 10 (01:31:08):
When they did the comedy show, there was towels for
the seats, as I recall, Yes, oh man, you.

Speaker 9 (01:31:13):
Make a sit upon when you were in school? What
a sit upon?

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
What's that?

Speaker 9 (01:31:17):
It's something you set upon. We made him in We
made him in girls Scouts, and my kids made him
in preschool and kindergarten.

Speaker 8 (01:31:25):
That's what my gym teacher called his lap. I don't
know what he's doing these days. I think fifteen to twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Yeah, And we got a song about the nude cruise.
Old man naked on the bow of the ship.

Speaker 10 (01:31:44):
Bare ass lady you can read her lips volleyball on
the buff with free flowing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Booze open and let me take you on a nude cruise.

Speaker 15 (01:31:51):
Bu boobars ooe babycha.

Speaker 9 (01:31:57):
Ladies, butt cheeks oo.

Speaker 15 (01:32:00):
Won't you let me take you on a dude cruise?

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
There for you, that's what I said. But what was
the place you at the dining room? You have to
be fully clothed but not at the buffet. At the buffet,
I would think that would be the one you'd want
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(01:32:27):
so it must be it must be very very No, you.

Speaker 13 (01:32:29):
Don't want a guy sticking his winger in the ranch
and then putting it back in the Russian dress.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Ranch. Russian.

Speaker 9 (01:32:36):
I wonder I'm going to look in at We're going
on a cruise in February in the Caribbean. Cruise not new, and.

Speaker 8 (01:32:43):
You could make a new cruise would your date room?

Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
But not anywhere else? But wouldn't it be funny to
run into run into the ship somewhere?

Speaker 8 (01:32:54):
Oh, you're both impoored at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
I'm sure they have to put their clothes on one
when they get off the boat. Well yeah, well, thank
you very much. Coming up, we have the return of
the Thong Bikini. We have an arsonist apparently an amateur
because he sets himself on fire, and we have a
comedian Tatiana Frank all set to join us right now.
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gorgeous stick around? We're in the Oley Autopart Studios. This

Speaker 8 (01:34:55):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's the Silac Insurance
Company news desks. Pat Godwin's there, Jeff Osky across the way.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
What's up.

Speaker 8 (01:35:07):
I'm Josh Arnold Tom. We are joined by a comedian
who's new to us. We have yet to meet her,
so looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
This beautiful name, beautiful head of hair. Uh. Tatiana Frank
is with us. What a great name?

Speaker 16 (01:35:22):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Hi? Yeah? Is it? Did your parents invent it? Or
is it a family name? Where did that come from?

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
You know?

Speaker 18 (01:35:30):
Yeah, I mean Frank, it's I guess German, kind of
like Anne Frank, Right, Sure I am. I mean, I
have a few things going and I'm Jewish last name.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
And you got a lot of hair that's going way
down there, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:35:42):
I got I got it.

Speaker 18 (01:35:43):
It's pretty long. It used to be longer. My mom's
kind of kookie. She never let us cut it. So
it was whenever you see another girl with really long hair,
I'm like, KOOKI mom, She's like, yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
When I was in when I was in elementary school,
I can still remember the name of the young lady.
I won't say it. She's probably still out there somewhere.
She was in the front page of the paper because
she'd never had a haircut. Oh and finally, finally, when
her hair hit the ground, they made a real big
deal out of it.

Speaker 18 (01:36:11):
Well, I mean that's how I knew I had to
get a haircut, as I saw another girl out in
the wild with really long hair, and I was like, oh,
she looks crazy. That's what I look like. I got
that's nuts. And the thing about having a lot of
hair it's like, you don't get to choose. It's everyone
Like I'm just a hairy chick, you know what I mean.
Like I've spent a lot of money. I did thousands
of dollars for permanent hair laser hair removal down there,

(01:36:33):
and it grew back. Wow, it grew back and it remembered.
Oh yeah, yeah, it was kissed.

Speaker 16 (01:36:40):
It was like, you can't kill me. I'm you. I
was like, oh my god. So it's got a villain
origin story now.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
That laser hair removal. I'm trying to think of who
was the guy. He's a Canadian comedian, real tall ian bag.
He had this incredibly hairy backed you know, he's a
great guy.

Speaker 16 (01:36:58):
I would love to meet him.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Funny he had his back lasered.

Speaker 9 (01:37:02):
Yeah I did?

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Is Did that hurt? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:37:05):
It's painful.

Speaker 11 (01:37:07):
How long does the process take to have the lasering done?
Is it a one time process?

Speaker 10 (01:37:12):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:37:12):
You got to come back. It's multiple sessions. But you
know you're powering through it. You're like, but it's permanent.
You know that's the one thing getting you through. It's permanent.
It wasn't for me.

Speaker 8 (01:37:22):
Does I smell like burning hair?

Speaker 16 (01:37:25):
Probably a little bit.

Speaker 18 (01:37:26):
I think sometimes when guys go down there like it's
I still something burning.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
During the process. Yeah, I'm envisioning. Have you ever You've
probably never even seen the movie Goldfinger, But in the
great James Bond movie Goldfinger, remember when the laser is
heading for between his legs. Yes, mister Bond, I expect
you to die. You'd have to wonder if the laser
operator is a big Goldfinger fan. I wonder if you

(01:37:52):
get somewhat of a refund, you know, yeah, or call
the Better Business Bureaus thicker.

Speaker 18 (01:38:01):
Yeah, it came back angrier, it had. It came back
with a vengeance.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
Well, actually that leads to a story in the news
kind of Now Christy's given me the look. Which story
could we segue into gracefully? It's the one from the
Detroit Airport. Does that make sense?

Speaker 9 (01:38:19):
One from the Detroit Airport.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Involving customs officials.

Speaker 9 (01:38:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I thought you were gonna
go with smells.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
So somebody.

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
It's sort of US custom agents intercepted potentially disease ridden
bush meat at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport.

Speaker 8 (01:38:37):
If you know what that is, I'm gonna guess some
sort of like dead animal from Australia.

Speaker 9 (01:38:43):
Two such seizures last month. The first, a baggage examination,
yielded eleven pounds of rodent meat from Togo. Days later,
agents discovered fifty two pounds of primate meat, which was
declared as antelope from the Central African nation and of
Gabon Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Okay, but it was an antelope, it was primate.

Speaker 9 (01:39:05):
In other words, it could have been kitchen pansie or.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Monkey monkey meat.

Speaker 9 (01:39:09):
The bush meat we sees turned over to the Centers
for Disease Control and Prevention. The travelers were each buying
three hundred dollars. Bush meat refers to meat from wild animals, bats,
non human primates and cane rats, and it moses a
significant communicable disease risk.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
And for some reason they say that people try to
smuggle into Detroit a lot. I have a question Detroit. Yeah,
I don't. I don't know because the.

Speaker 9 (01:39:35):
International flights fly in and out of there if you're
going overseas too.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
But I wonder if if there are people in that
area that are big fans.

Speaker 9 (01:39:43):
I don't know if they go from Detroit somewhere else.
But what's a non human primate?

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
Your monkeys, your your apes?

Speaker 9 (01:39:51):
So then a human primate is a.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Human, right, Yeah, humans are primates.

Speaker 9 (01:39:55):
Right, But that just sounds funny to get there. And
I understand.

Speaker 8 (01:40:00):
Never mind, monkey meat's not bad. You've never had primate rib.
You got to get it before it sells out. But
it's uh, it's all bush meat pink from what I understand.

Speaker 9 (01:40:11):
Why is it primate rib only on the weekends?

Speaker 10 (01:40:14):
Never?

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
I know, Yeah, I don't know what happened. Yeah, oh god,
that's so gross.

Speaker 9 (01:40:18):
Well, we don't live in these countries where.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
They know they're trying to bring it in here.

Speaker 9 (01:40:23):
I mean, well people live here from other countries, okay,
And I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
And we got to stop it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:40:29):
Actually, if you look at the numbers they're dropping, I.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Want more monkey in my tacos.

Speaker 9 (01:40:36):
Have discovered how female bodyoder can influence behaviors and men.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:40:43):
Researchers at the University of Tokyo found certain scent compounds
and female bodyoder increased during ovulation and can influence how
men feel when these compounds were at compounds. When compounds
were added to armpit odor samples, men rated them as
more pleasant. Minute, Well, this is how we get people
to have babies.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
So that's what the pheromones. Oh yeah, so if the
woman is ovulating.

Speaker 9 (01:41:06):
That she's gonna smell better, Oh, because she wants you
to see I see.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Okay, makes sense.

Speaker 9 (01:41:12):
Actually, pictures of female faces that were associated with scent
compounds were also deemed more attractive. Researchers added the body
odor compounds were found to relax the male subjects.

Speaker 8 (01:41:24):
Hmmm, yeah, I thought, I mean, but this was there
might be something specific in that story that's new, but
this is sort of age old.

Speaker 9 (01:41:31):
Yeah, the whole Remember they had perfumes with pheromones in
them that were supposed to attract men.

Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
And yeah, so if that's out of your wearing perfume,
what what is that called?

Speaker 16 (01:41:41):
I just you know, I vap you know, have you
guys heard of apping?

Speaker 18 (01:41:45):
No, you just stick your fingers down there and then
you dap it on your you know, you get the pheromones.

Speaker 16 (01:41:50):
Oh, okay, the kids are doing.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
We had a whole thing.

Speaker 9 (01:41:53):
Yeah we did.

Speaker 16 (01:41:54):
I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
I just thought you smell pretty good if I thought you,
and it doesn't smell like mushman. I thought you just
mispronounced vaping.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Yeah, we had a whole thing about fam Yeah, we did,
but in this case, so this is, as you say,
old science that I'm reading a little more about this.
They did these blind tests where they would put that
scent and they would and they would have these groups
rate these women, but they would rate them higher if
even though it's the same picture, they'd rate them higher

(01:42:29):
because of that odor. Interesting, very very tricky. Now, are
there perfumes that tend to have a scent that's like this,
that has these stuff in them deliberately, well, make yourself,
make yourself more attractive to your man.

Speaker 9 (01:42:47):
I don't know if they do anymore, but there was
back in that We did stories on it, the pheromone
perfumes that were supposed to attract men or women attracted
to men because they wore the pheromone cologne. That was
a big deal for many years. I don't think I
think it was a marketing scam.

Speaker 8 (01:43:02):
But the women want their guys smelling like Colone, or
they'd want them smelling like themselves. Yeah, so that's kind
of what this says. Was a mix of the nations
on the cologne. Okay, a clean cologne.

Speaker 9 (01:43:14):
Right, Yeah, and not a lot of it.

Speaker 18 (01:43:17):
Depends on your diet too, really, Yeah, like some people
have good bio because they eat their vegetables, and some
people are you know, sometimes you're with someone with their like,
I'm worried about you man, you know, like eat.

Speaker 9 (01:43:29):
A lot of me.

Speaker 18 (01:43:32):
I'm concerned for your health. I can smell that your
your organs are not doing that.

Speaker 8 (01:43:37):
You smell in flames?

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Yes, will they say that? Aren't there certain dogs that
can tell people that they have a certain diseases? They yet?
That's me? Oh wow, are you a dog owner?

Speaker 16 (01:43:50):
I have two cats. I'm a cat lady.

Speaker 8 (01:43:53):
Okay, all right with you? Am I the only cat
owner in the room?

Speaker 12 (01:43:56):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:43:57):
Oh yeah, one?

Speaker 9 (01:43:58):
Oh yeah one at killer Cat.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
We're speaking with a Tatiana Frank comedian. You're a resident
of New York City? Is that correct?

Speaker 10 (01:44:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:44:07):
Very friendly place, as it's known. People are very uh,
I know we're in the Midwest here.

Speaker 16 (01:44:12):
Oh we're not.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:44:13):
I'm trying to get to know my neighbors. And that's
that's a mission and a half. Everybody's an introvert. Now,
I don't know, is this like a young people think?
Did you guys have introverts? It's just it's like an
excuse so that you don't have to make small talk
with people.

Speaker 8 (01:44:27):
Yeah, I have two teens at home and they're both
that way.

Speaker 16 (01:44:30):
Oh yeah, her tanagers are big introverts.

Speaker 8 (01:44:32):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
But also it's on. It's earbuds and headphones and you're
you're at the subway and everyone's looking at their phone.
They don't have to they don't have to have small talk.

Speaker 16 (01:44:43):
And I think it's not fair.

Speaker 18 (01:44:44):
They're putting it all on the extroverts that they think
we like making small talk. No one likes it. You
do it to be because you're a human being, you know.
Like someone was complaining about their neighbor talking to their neighbors.
I'm like, yeah, no one wants to talk to eighty
year old Bertha. She's beating on you while she talks.
She's talking about the price of cantilope going up. But

(01:45:04):
you you power through it. You think I want to
be talking. No, I'm popular. I could be talking to anyone.
I'm an extrovert, you know, but I do my duty.

Speaker 8 (01:45:13):
Yes, they're doing these people now.

Speaker 16 (01:45:17):
They act like it's a disability.

Speaker 18 (01:45:19):
There's no ramps for introverts, you know. Yeah, I do
think they should have their own water fountains.

Speaker 11 (01:45:24):
But no, My oldest daughter had the same thing. Like
she she goes, well, I don't want to have to
talk to this person about that.

Speaker 8 (01:45:33):
I go, No, one wants to talk to that person.
Like even people who like talking to people don't want
to talk to people. Like we're just doing it.

Speaker 9 (01:45:40):
We're human beings.

Speaker 11 (01:45:41):
Yeah, I'm a cordialness to a fellow man, like you
think we enjoy it. No, like you just have the
balls to say, I'm not going to talk to people
and I have to do it now.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
It's the worst. You do it for a living.

Speaker 8 (01:45:55):
Yeah, but I don't. I don't you talk at people
for right? Yeah? Yeah no, But she seemed like, oh no,
you can do this. It's like I don't want to
do it any more than you do talk to my
ball or not.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
But never mind. I did find this news story about pheromones, No,
the one about I'm going to I'm going to get
the word right, not vedging. What did you say?

Speaker 5 (01:46:20):
It?

Speaker 9 (01:46:20):
ONEA?

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
Sorry?

Speaker 8 (01:46:23):
Vagine? You also use two fingers, then.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
It's miss Alison Ramirez explained, and I'll quote here. You
basically have to stick a finger and then you use
it to dab your natural perfume on your pulse points. Yeah,
that's exactly what you were saying.

Speaker 8 (01:46:38):
She goes, so you have a hundred pulse points because
this building is just perfume.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Now, this lady hired a perfume maker to create a
personal license based on her secretions. So she took it
to the next level. Wow, what does she smell like?

Speaker 9 (01:46:57):
Does it say?

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
Says? Her social media manager tested the products at a
number of dates and says it works a red lobster dumpster.
So anyway, it's out there. It's a thing. You can
have it made into a candle like Gyneth Paltrow, or
made into a perfume to quote attract men.

Speaker 8 (01:47:18):
It makes sense. I would think heredity you know all
that are you know?

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:47:23):
The whole point is that it's free. Why are they capitalism?

Speaker 13 (01:47:26):
Baby?

Speaker 16 (01:47:26):
They found a way to charge you for your own sense.

Speaker 9 (01:47:31):
And here's an interesting new study, Josh that might interest you.
Radio waves may actually enhance the human sense of smell.

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
Huh.

Speaker 9 (01:47:41):
Researchers recruited volunteers with normal olfactory function and expose them
to fifteen watts of power from a n antenna placed
about four inches from their head. Participants were then given
a smell identification test using so called sniff and sticks.

Speaker 8 (01:47:56):
You know, this makes sense. The radio waves can increase smell.
I know when I'm listening to the radio and imagine
dragons comes on, I go.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
This thinks.

Speaker 9 (01:48:06):
Scientists reported subjects performed significantly better after the radio wave
simulation or simulation rather than before, and with heightened sense
of smell lasting up to a week.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Is this because the radio waves are clearing up? The
is that membranes of mucus or something?

Speaker 9 (01:48:24):
I don't know? Does that affect us? Since we're surrounded
by radio waves every single day in year?

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
Who knows? I mean, I don't know what kind of waves?
Was it AM or FM?

Speaker 9 (01:48:34):
I don't know? Doesn't say or The studies authors believe
the technique could one day help people with impaired olfactory abilities.
Lead researcher Yong Wu Yang oh I saw those guys
they opened for the Wu Tang clan said the stimulation
itself is not consciously felt by patients, although some individuals
reported a mild warming sensation at the site of exposure.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
Weir, Wow, that's interesting.

Speaker 16 (01:49:01):
So do you guys have really strong taste buds too?

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
Or what is happening to him?

Speaker 9 (01:49:09):
Something has to be well if you set some fruit
on your desk and the next day you come in
and it's already spoiled. There's something going on.

Speaker 8 (01:49:18):
I don't have fruit on my desk.

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Does it effect pizza? This is interesting. I'd be curious
as to what kind of radio waves they are and
how close you have to get, and is there any
other side effects like brain tumors.

Speaker 9 (01:49:34):
They said four inches away, so I was pretty close.

Speaker 7 (01:49:37):
Okay, smell with the rock station's cooking. They all talk
like this. Oh sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 11 (01:49:49):
I got imagine dragoned by my son the other day
at dinner. I hadn't heard that one before, and he
just goes, imagine dragons. I go, imagine dragons. He goes, yeah,
imagine me dragging these nuts across your chin. I was like, hey,
you're my son. That is friend jokes. That's not a

(01:50:10):
bad joke. I had never heard that before, and I
fell for it. Hookline inside.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
Yeah, that's really uncomfortable, isn't it. Oh yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:50:19):
I was like, dude, we're cool, but we ain't that cool.

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
You're not d's nuts cool? No, okay, okay, good to know.
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we return, along with Christy Lee. Yeah, at the Silac
Insurance news desk. And what have you got on tap
over there?

Speaker 9 (01:51:58):
Oh, we have a lot. We still on God to
our Thong story. We have the bear that raids the
ice cream shop. I wonder what labor you went for?

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Hmmmm.

Speaker 9 (01:52:08):
And if you're gonna be an arsonist, be careful where
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Yeah, would be very careful. Don't set yourself on fire
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Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
She is comedian Tatiana Frank. She is a Miami Is
it Miami in yeah? Is that the word? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:53:00):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
Former resident of Miami and now living in New York.
What's part of New York? You live in Inoklyn, Brooklyn,
New York and a stand up comedian on tour right now.
And we've learned a few things about you. You do
have a beautiful, very long hair, which is which is
certainly nice.

Speaker 9 (01:53:18):
Is obsessed with because he has none.

Speaker 2 (01:53:25):
And uh, let's see what else do we need to know?
Are you, uh talk about your parents? Your family are
from Miami. Do you have any unusual heritage we need
to know about?

Speaker 16 (01:53:35):
Yeah, they're probably on a few lists. I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:53:38):
I'm from a cash app family, so you already know
they're banned from Venmo. They won't tell me why. I'm
assuming for a legal activity. Now they're on cash app,
which is the app for legal activity. They're thriving. But no, Yeah,

(01:53:59):
they're immigrants, so watch out.

Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
Are they from the same origin.

Speaker 18 (01:54:06):
No, they're from very different countries, very different languages. They
met in Miami at a night club, and I think
just being hot brought them together because they didn't speak
the same language.

Speaker 16 (01:54:18):
So they're very deep people.

Speaker 8 (01:54:21):
Where are they from.

Speaker 18 (01:54:22):
My dad is from Moldova, which used for former Soviet
unions Russia.

Speaker 16 (01:54:27):
He's very alpha guy. They kind of invented it. Like
my dad my whole life, refused to wear the color red.
Thinks it's gay. I thought red was a manly color.
To him, it's just really dark pink.

Speaker 8 (01:54:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:54:48):
He's not falling for it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:49):
No, no, no, Moldova sounds like a fake country in
a Marx Brothers movie.

Speaker 9 (01:54:55):
No, it sounds like Anne Hathaway and Princess Diaries, like
she's the Princess of Moldova.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:55:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:55:01):
Borat, which my dad loves, very historically accurate, was originally
supposed to be about Moldova and then they switched it
to I think.

Speaker 18 (01:55:11):
It was Beccistan or something. Ye, but it's it's the
poorest country and all of Europe.

Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:55:16):
Yeah, where's your mom from?

Speaker 16 (01:55:18):
My mom's from Argentina, a little nicer place.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
So do you speak Spanish?

Speaker 18 (01:55:23):
No, I don't speak either language. They're like, we want
you to speak English.

Speaker 9 (01:55:26):
Good nailed it. But explains the name Tatiana then, yeah,
fathers from.

Speaker 18 (01:55:35):
Yeah, it's like a folkloric name. I think it means
fairy princess.

Speaker 2 (01:55:43):
Yeah, it's a beautiful name.

Speaker 16 (01:55:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
I like it.

Speaker 8 (01:55:47):
Yeah, I'm surprised you went with that name. You already
said he was anti fairy.

Speaker 2 (01:55:52):
Well for girls.

Speaker 16 (01:55:55):
Yeah, I know. He's very vain.

Speaker 18 (01:55:57):
He's very into appearances, you know, like when I bring
home an ugly boyfriend, my dad takes it personal.

Speaker 16 (01:56:06):
Yeah, he's very into freud, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
Exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:56:14):
It's like, clearly you don't have daddy issues. You might
have vision issues.

Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
Are you dating via the internet or are you meeting
people on the road as a comedian.

Speaker 16 (01:56:28):
You know, I'll take what I can get.

Speaker 18 (01:56:30):
I don't know, it's uh no, I yeah, I don't
like the apps. I like in person. I like to
walk up to someone. But in New York, is very competitive.
You know, there's more women than men.

Speaker 16 (01:56:42):
Uh there, so the men have gotten a little cocky,
like and yeah, it's very competitive.

Speaker 18 (01:56:48):
Like I was talking to a guy once and we
were flirting and I thought it was going well. And
then this other hot girl, uh me being the first one,
she walks by and like, I screws him, you know,
I make him right in front of me.

Speaker 16 (01:57:06):
It was like National Geographic.

Speaker 18 (01:57:07):
She she tries to swoop in on him, and so
naturally I was like, you know, I flew away with him.

Speaker 16 (01:57:17):
In my town.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Victory, we are speaking with Tatiana Frank and she is
a stand up comedian currently on tour. We're gonna switch
gears and go back to the Silent Insurance news desk
with Christie Leech kind of goes with.

Speaker 9 (01:57:33):
What she was saying being hot. There are some people
that say that being too attractive could backfire if you're
a fitness and bluncer.

Speaker 8 (01:57:42):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:57:42):
Researchers for the study had three hundred adult participants rate
a mock Instagram post offering fitness advice from either a
highly attractive female, a so called fit fluencer, or a
moderately attractive one, or a text only version which had
no image at all. Researchers found that the highly attractive

(01:58:02):
fit fluencer was rated significantly less relatable than the moderately
attractive one. While the highly attractive influencer was still considered
physically appealing, she was also viewed as less trustworthy, less helpful,
and less likable. Researchers call this the beauty backfire effect,
saying a Donna's like creators with perfect, immaculate physical features

(01:58:26):
may leave everyday folk feeling insecure rather than impowerful.

Speaker 8 (01:58:31):
I was going to ask if this is mostly female
or male, but you said to Donna's, so that suggests both.

Speaker 2 (01:58:36):
And I guess why some people dislike, say Tom Brady
because he's so pretty?

Speaker 16 (01:58:42):
Is that why they take fitness advice from Joe Rogan?
It looks terrible. You must know what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
That's kind of getting bigger. Yeah, maybe you just you
don't want to be. It's intimidating because you're thinking, I
can't look like that person.

Speaker 9 (01:59:01):
But then there's the opposite of that, where you look
at that and go, oh, she could I could do that.
I want to look like that person, you know, so yes.

Speaker 8 (01:59:10):
But there's also the oh, I want to look like,
I'll never look like that person. Is what I think
enters into a lot of people's heads. Whereas people like
to see a struggle. So if it's a guy like
me and I'm going, hey, man, if I had a
video and I'm like, I'm going to try to do
ten burpies to day and I struggle through them, some
people will go, hey, there's a real guy trying to
get better and do.

Speaker 9 (01:59:28):
Some I could do that. You could say, yeah, yeah, like.

Speaker 8 (01:59:31):
Hey, that that might inspire you, you know, another schlub
like me to do.

Speaker 9 (01:59:36):
Right, But we could start doing videos with you. We
could do fit fit videos.

Speaker 8 (01:59:42):
No, thank you, but.

Speaker 2 (01:59:45):
You could. It's a Joe. No, I'm not Tajian are you?
Are you an exercise person? Are you a gym person?
You're quite fit, thank you.

Speaker 18 (02:00:01):
I'm part of a climbing gym, so I am a
huge nerd psychopath.

Speaker 16 (02:00:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:00:06):
Yeah, that's fun though, right, yeah it is. Are you
free climbing at all? Or is it all rope?

Speaker 7 (02:00:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (02:00:11):
No, there's no rope. That's even lamer. So I got
to draw the line somewhere trying a rope around my waist.
If I fall and die, that's what I deserve.

Speaker 2 (02:00:22):
For climber.

Speaker 7 (02:00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
Oh, coming up in the news, Christy, what have you
got over there?

Speaker 9 (02:00:26):
Well, we have a former Miss Universe contestant in the news. Okay,
And we also have the thong bikini bottom back back,
it's back.

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
And we have the handbone winner. I love hamdbone hambone winner.
The handbone winner is the annual dog award.

Speaker 18 (02:00:41):
Oh, I thought it was a guy her handbone.

Speaker 8 (02:00:44):
You're really disappointed school.

Speaker 16 (02:00:47):
Wait a minute, I've been told I give terrible handbone.

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
I'll tell you what, Janna, there's someone watching this on
YouTube that's already hamboned twice and they're not looking at
a picture of me or Pat. Now we're coming right
back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

Speaker 6 (02:01:08):
You got something to say, send us an email Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 8 (02:01:17):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show, live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the SILC
Insurance Company News Death, there's Pat Godwin. The Jeff Hoske
is at the sports desk. Let's up, heyce Cosby, I'm
here how the heck are you all right? I'm Josh
Charnell and Tom. We're joined by a new friend of ours,

(02:01:39):
a very funny comedian.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
She is Tatiana Frank. She's a lovely young woman and
she's a stand up comedian. And Pat, I understand you're
actually writing a song about it, and I wrote it already.
Oh she walked in. I went boom, right, let's hear it?
Is it called? If I were the last man on Earth,
I still wouldn't get so okay, I'm on, grab your
guitar all right, Like you're Tatiana. A beautiful name, Tatiana Frank.

Speaker 15 (02:02:05):
I can't tell her ethnicity, but she's very very pretty
to me, unto everybody.

Speaker 10 (02:02:13):
Oh, Tatiana Frank.

Speaker 2 (02:02:15):
What is your ethnicity? By the way, this particular guy
singing song, go.

Speaker 9 (02:02:21):
Twairs of glasses on your head?

Speaker 7 (02:02:22):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
That has me on rattle. That turns that turns the
young girl on. Yeah, the old guy, the old guy
wearing two pairs of glasses. I'm wet. I have two
pair of under Tatiana Frank. I will think of you
tonight and give it a wank.

Speaker 7 (02:02:48):
Rank.

Speaker 15 (02:02:49):
Oh, my lovely Tatiana Frank, I have no chance.

Speaker 9 (02:02:56):
Maybe just one little slow dance.

Speaker 10 (02:03:00):
And you feel the bulge in my plants.

Speaker 8 (02:03:04):
Maybe maybe not that my medication.

Speaker 2 (02:03:10):
Shot shot shot? Who was that again? Though I was
singing that was it was? I don't know.

Speaker 16 (02:03:19):
I sound like that little puppet dog remember that.

Speaker 8 (02:03:22):
Dog, the uh insult dog? Triumph? Oh, I wasn't love triumph.
We'll speaking of dogs that that. That's great because it's
time for the Hambone Award. Before we get to it,
you guys were disappointed about the hamdbone award not being hambone.
I do have the Hambone guy right here. Yes, Steve
Hick from the Hambone Here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:03:41):
Listen to this.

Speaker 8 (02:03:44):
Oh he's good. Listen to that hamdbone. I don't know
what you're talking about. It the guy who just with
his hands honestly, and that's called hambone.

Speaker 2 (02:03:58):
Yeah, body recording you slapping his body.

Speaker 8 (02:04:03):
I think it should stay below the waist. I think
it should all be thigh. Wait wait wait, I think
he played wife out there.

Speaker 2 (02:04:11):
This is unlistenable.

Speaker 8 (02:04:13):
Well, it's incredibly which is why I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
He's making a sound effects that's ham boning.

Speaker 8 (02:04:20):
I think it should be low body, lower body only.
I'm a pure it's very popular. He opened for Skinner
in the last tour. Does he and the Spoon Guy
ever get together?

Speaker 2 (02:04:32):
You know, I would hope so Washboard Guy.

Speaker 8 (02:04:34):
I mean, now you're talking the festival, that would be they,
That would be the Bonner rule of rural instrumentation.

Speaker 2 (02:04:44):
When I was in college, I wanted to be his roadie.
You have a question that the song goes with hambone hamdbone,
have you? Yeah, well, it's extraordinarily awkward and Son Mountain. Yeah, okay,
time now to so the Hambone Award does not involve

(02:05:05):
ham no, and.

Speaker 9 (02:05:06):
It does not involve slapping your body. A dog who
fought off a bull to protect his family has won
the twenty twenty five hamdbone Award. Nationwide Insurance announced that
the Belgian Malinois named Zia had earned the prize following
his unexpected run in with a loose bowl during a
morning walk.

Speaker 8 (02:05:26):
Apparently Zia's going for the he got the hambone. Emmy, yeah, grammy.

Speaker 9 (02:05:31):
Oscar Ziah placed himself between the animal and his owners,
who were able to escape to safety, while Zia was
struck in the jaw by the bull. Oh Zaia, who
has since made a full recovery Josh, He's Okay, received
the seventeenth annual Hambone Award as well as a Petco
gift card. The award recognizes the most unusual pet insurance

(02:05:52):
claim of the year.

Speaker 8 (02:05:53):
Meanwhile, the bull going back to his family wins the
you call yourself a ball God dog.

Speaker 9 (02:06:07):
The runners up were Duke, a lab mix from Ohio,
who swallowed an entire spatul ahead after licking off some
peanut butter while he was staying at his dog sitter's house.

Speaker 2 (02:06:18):
That's not bravery.

Speaker 9 (02:06:19):
This is about unusual pet insurance claims. Tom, listen with
your ears.

Speaker 2 (02:06:24):
Oh, this is essentially commercial.

Speaker 9 (02:06:25):
Yeah, Fox strawed a great day and in Texas stole
a full turkey leg straight from tongs that his owner
had in her hands the day after Thanksgiving. Swallowed it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:38):
That's a that's a surgery.

Speaker 9 (02:06:39):
That's a big surgery.

Speaker 2 (02:06:40):
Weird thing was, well, I've got to get that pet insurance.
You don't now your dog's are too old?

Speaker 4 (02:06:50):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:06:51):
Oh yes, I do you know how much of pet?

Speaker 9 (02:06:54):
Do you know how much I've spent on dog knees?
Eight thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (02:06:58):
Josh, you didn't have to, You didn't have to.

Speaker 9 (02:07:01):
No, my dog wouldn't be able to walk well or well, no, you.

Speaker 12 (02:07:04):
Didn't have to.

Speaker 2 (02:07:05):
It was a you could have a dog. Yeah, yeah, Josh,
you know how much brain surgery for a dog? Again,
you didn't have to because she was such a good girl. Okay,
And so after the brain surgery, how much how many
more years did you have with her? Two weeks, Bonnie
well spent.

Speaker 9 (02:07:21):
My dog is doing great after a year or two.

Speaker 2 (02:07:23):
I don't know. We have a guest in the studio.
My dogs would never win this, especially the Bravery Award.
I've got a Golden Retriever who's afraid of a vacuum cleaner. Yeah,
he's not gonna go attacking a bull.

Speaker 9 (02:07:36):
So if something happened to biscuit or gravy, you wouldn't
pony up the money.

Speaker 8 (02:07:40):
Yeah, plenty up the money yet, but I'm not getting
pet insurance.

Speaker 9 (02:07:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:07:44):
Did you go to Tadiana's father from the poorest country
in the poorest country in Europe and going, hey, I
just spend one hundred dollars last month on my pet
insurance and go what am I doing here?

Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
I could steal you a new dog. Not to imply
that your father's thief. I just know.

Speaker 16 (02:08:03):
I mean, it's that's part of the culture.

Speaker 2 (02:08:06):
So I'm totally I've got to get that.

Speaker 9 (02:08:12):
Yeah, I don't. I don't do that either. I just
have to pay it as it comes.

Speaker 16 (02:08:16):
You know what, they give your pet your last name.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (02:08:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (02:08:20):
I went to the vet and they called out my My,
My cat's name is baby and they're like baby Frank.

Speaker 16 (02:08:27):
Oh my god. These people think I'm crazy. They think
I named my But I was like, if she's Baby Frank,
that makes me big Frank.

Speaker 2 (02:08:37):
What's your other cat's name? Like the Hot Sauce Yah,
the I want to do other the other insurance awards
like the like the cutest non fatal car crash.

Speaker 9 (02:08:56):
Well, speaking of that, what do I have? That's if
you're going to talk about car crashes?

Speaker 1 (02:09:02):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:09:02):
Sorry, yeah, it's kind of sad. A former Miss Universe
contestant died following a car accident in Russia. What Kenziyaya Alexandrova,
who represented Russia in the twenty seventeen Miss Universe pageant,
was a passenger in a vehicle that struck an.

Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
Elk Oh my gosh, it was Oh. I heard that
they were trying to not hit the little shriner guy
in the car and hit the elk. It was a
parade with the moose.

Speaker 8 (02:09:32):
Oh man, what I appreciate it?

Speaker 2 (02:09:34):
Did you pull him up? The pageant sash didn't really
reflect enough light.

Speaker 9 (02:09:43):
The crash happened on a rural highway when the elk
unexpectedly entered the roadway.

Speaker 8 (02:09:48):
Why didn't she hit the horn?

Speaker 2 (02:09:49):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:09:50):
I guess she did.

Speaker 2 (02:09:52):
Well.

Speaker 9 (02:09:52):
Actually she wasn't driving. Her husband was told investigators he
had no time to react before the collision occurred.

Speaker 8 (02:09:58):
Oh he's alive.

Speaker 9 (02:09:59):
Yeah, she did not survivor injuries. She was twenty eight.

Speaker 8 (02:10:02):
Was Is there footage, grainy footage of him handing the
elk a hundred dollars?

Speaker 2 (02:10:10):
What's coming up? Christy Lee? Over there at the Silac Insurance.

Speaker 9 (02:10:12):
News desk, So we have a shark photo that went wrong.
Oh no, an arsonist who doesn't know how to use
his own matches.

Speaker 1 (02:10:22):
And the thong, the thong, the thong.

Speaker 2 (02:10:25):
Maybe we can do a thong thong.

Speaker 9 (02:10:26):
You have a thong song?

Speaker 8 (02:10:27):
I think I do have a thong thong.

Speaker 2 (02:10:28):
Okay, all right now it's quizz time. It's about the
Silac Insurance company. Christy Lee you're going to stand in
here because I have some questions about Silac annuities. We've
been talking about him for a long time. If you
have questions, you need answers, and we call this the
Christy Lee three three questions from me regarding SILAC insurance
and annuities. These are in the FAQ department the Frequently

(02:10:49):
Asked Questions. A. Dear Christy Lee, I want to browse
and read about all the SILAC annuity choices. What is
the address for the SILAC insurance company in the SILAC website?

Speaker 9 (02:10:59):
Well, Tom, it's silacion s dot com. That's s I
L A C I n S dot com.

Speaker 2 (02:11:05):
Okay, you get the first on right. Question two. I
love the idea of this a twenty percent bonus by
going from a four h one K to with SILAC annuity.
That's serious. What's the phone number to find out about that?

Speaker 9 (02:11:16):
Just dial pound two fifty on your cell phone, say
bonus twenty. It's easy. That number again, pound two fifty
and say bonus twenty.

Speaker 2 (02:11:24):
Okay, yeah, now, miss Lee, would you be kind enough
to read the SILAC disclaimer?

Speaker 9 (02:11:29):
I would be happy to consult your financial advisor. Premium
bonus may vary by annuity, product, premium band and surrendered
charge period. Selected may be subject to a premium bonus recapture.
Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps.
Terms and conditions apply see silacion s dot com slash disclosures.

Speaker 2 (02:11:49):
Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have
Arson in the news. We're going to hang out with
the hot Tatiana Frank and the very funny just turned
out trying to tie it in though, Okay, we're making
it weird and we're gonna we're gonna make her wear
a thong. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This

Speaker 14 (02:12:11):
Hither.

Speaker 8 (02:12:11):
Thank you very much for joining us here at the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios for the Bob and Tom Show.
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.
Pat Godwin's there, Josh Hi, Jeff Osca, Hey man, he's Cosby.

Speaker 2 (02:12:22):
How are you.

Speaker 8 (02:12:23):
I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom Tom. Please introduce our guests.

Speaker 2 (02:12:27):
She is Tatiana Frank, comedian and she's joined us here
in the studio. Currently living in New York City. Great
to meet your Tatio. Originally from Miami. You mentioned are
you dating? Is that part of your current situation?

Speaker 18 (02:12:39):
Yes, I am dating. My friends are dating, but it's
very different now. I don't know if you guys. Do
you guys have situationships?

Speaker 2 (02:12:47):
We would just talk about those.

Speaker 18 (02:12:49):
Really, It's like situationship is basically when you want to
be in a relationship but you're too afraid to ask. So, oh,
my girlfriends, they're like looking for sign ends from the universe,
you know. Like my my girlfriend she was like, uh, oh,
he came to see me during the day. I think

(02:13:10):
it's a sign. I was like, why are you looking
for signs communicating with God?

Speaker 2 (02:13:16):
Like is this guy dead?

Speaker 4 (02:13:17):
You know?

Speaker 16 (02:13:17):
Is he Like I'm a little spiritual, Like I saw
a butterfly the other day and I was like, oh
my god, Grandpa, is that you?

Speaker 4 (02:13:23):
You know?

Speaker 16 (02:13:23):
But like this guy's fully alive. Like you could send
a text, right, Hey, do you like me?

Speaker 10 (02:13:29):
You know?

Speaker 16 (02:13:30):
She's like, no, that's too.

Speaker 2 (02:13:31):
Obvious, very complicated about.

Speaker 18 (02:13:35):
Yeah, she was like, oh, he he introduced me to
all all his roommates. I think it's a sign. I
think he really likes me. I was like, I think
you should really use a condom.

Speaker 2 (02:13:48):
I do the butterfly thing too.

Speaker 13 (02:13:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:13:49):
Grandma taught me that when I.

Speaker 2 (02:13:51):
Was little, and I still do it to your grandma
as a butterfly whenever she.

Speaker 8 (02:13:54):
Said, hey, if you ever see a butterfly, it's somebody
from your past visiting you for a little bit. So
I every time a cardinal.

Speaker 2 (02:14:01):
Yeah, I thought it was oh nice. Nice.

Speaker 8 (02:14:03):
Yeah. Well you have your wacky religions.

Speaker 2 (02:14:04):
We have our.

Speaker 8 (02:14:06):
We have the butterflies and the cardinals.

Speaker 2 (02:14:07):
Boy do they not get along. Yeah, I have both
of them.

Speaker 9 (02:14:10):
To them, they're all they separate.

Speaker 2 (02:14:12):
Yeah, wait a second, So you see, if you see
a butterfly, you think it's your grandma. Yeah, and at
the very least, it's a nice Remember it's nice to
just remember a person. I feel that way about body lice.

Speaker 8 (02:14:25):
Oh oh yeah. I imagine you've had plenty of people
in your life who are the equivalent of body lice.

Speaker 2 (02:14:31):
But I see an empty beer ball, I think of
my dad.

Speaker 16 (02:14:37):
I think Tom was thinking of crabs.

Speaker 2 (02:14:38):
But yeah, exactly precisely. Let's move forward. Here we have
Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. What
else is happening in the world of news.

Speaker 9 (02:14:47):
In California Authority is there say a bear broke into
an ice cream shop. Deputies were called out to the
ice cream shop at Camp Richardson in South Lake Tahoe,
where they found a large bear behind the counter.

Speaker 2 (02:14:58):
And that's a beautiful, ful place it is behind the counter. Yes,
did you like rocky rope?

Speaker 9 (02:15:09):
Some encouragement, the bear ultimately left, but only after showing
interest in what flavor? Anybody would?

Speaker 8 (02:15:17):
I don't know, I mean, on what do you think?

Speaker 16 (02:15:19):
Butania, I think he's a classic guy.

Speaker 9 (02:15:21):
That's what Josh and I are.

Speaker 8 (02:15:23):
Definitely dakery ice.

Speaker 2 (02:15:25):
I think he's mixing it up.

Speaker 9 (02:15:27):
Well do they still have dakery ice?

Speaker 8 (02:15:30):
He's aware of that.

Speaker 9 (02:15:31):
Yeah, Baskins robin basket of robins used to daker ice
is a sorbet I know, right, strawberry ice cream?

Speaker 2 (02:15:40):
There you go.

Speaker 9 (02:15:42):
Officials noted there was little damage to the business and
barely any cleanup. It was a very nice bear.

Speaker 2 (02:15:48):
That's so sweet. You scream ice s cream? We all scream,
Oh my god, it's a bear.

Speaker 16 (02:15:53):
Do you have a picnic basket? That's a little older effort.

Speaker 8 (02:16:02):
I can't wait.

Speaker 9 (02:16:07):
A fisherman in Florida was injured after trying to take
a photo with a shark.

Speaker 8 (02:16:11):
Yeah, that's not a great idea.

Speaker 9 (02:16:13):
Sean News told w bb H that he was on
a birthday fishing trip with friends on Kaye Costa. Oh
it's a beautiful place. When the group caught a lemon
shark while holding.

Speaker 2 (02:16:23):
A shark very pretty.

Speaker 9 (02:16:28):
While holding the shark for a photo op, the animal
started thrashing around and bit mister Mus's leg.

Speaker 8 (02:16:34):
Well, if lemon sharks are holdable, if you will, but
you're probably gonna get bitten.

Speaker 1 (02:16:40):
Look at this photograph.

Speaker 2 (02:16:42):
My leg is cut in half.

Speaker 8 (02:16:44):
I should have never grabbed that shark.

Speaker 2 (02:16:47):
I thought it would be a lark.

Speaker 8 (02:16:50):
Does anyone use the wordlark anymore?

Speaker 9 (02:16:52):
Sean was airlifted to Gulf Coast Medical Center, where he
is expected to undergo surgery. Kyo Costa is off of
the Pine Island area of Florida Fort Myers E. And
there it's like a national preserve, so there's nothing there.
You would have to be airlifted no matter what happens.

Speaker 2 (02:17:13):
He pays for that.

Speaker 9 (02:17:14):
I think his insurance has to right.

Speaker 2 (02:17:16):
Yes, that can't be cheap.

Speaker 4 (02:17:18):
No.

Speaker 9 (02:17:19):
The station notes lemon sharks are a protected species in
Florida and are required to remain in the water with
their gills submerged during fishing.

Speaker 2 (02:17:29):
Oh so if you catch one, you're not you can't
even you can't do a selfie with it, right. I'm
kind of pro shark attack once they're out of the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you put them out of the water, they can
bite you, right. I'm okay with that when you're in
the water, I prefer that they not. I'm any when
jefini are fishing. If I get finned, I go yeah, no,
yeah I should. I just took this thing out of

(02:17:51):
it's the place where it can breathe, and it has
a hook in it. It can fin me. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:18:00):
Fashion experts say the thong bikini is coming back. According
to the Guardian, an increasing number of retailers have been
offering thong bikini bottoms in their collections this summer.

Speaker 2 (02:18:09):
Did you did they go away? Did they?

Speaker 9 (02:18:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:18:16):
Yesterday you had the story that yoga pants are going out.
So this is kind of a trade off. I guess
we prefer the yoga pants because you see those in
everyday life. How often do you unless you're going to
the beach, are you going to encounter a thong bikini.

Speaker 9 (02:18:29):
Skimpy swimwear has been trending upward in the last few years.

Speaker 2 (02:18:32):
That's the name of the place. Gimpy swimwear, skimpy spy
kim that's awkward, Hey, the wheel from the chairs in
the way.

Speaker 9 (02:18:46):
Fashion experts are saying that style influencers and shows like
which we've talked about earlier in the week, Love Island,
and even the simple sense of novelty among younger generations
is pushing the upward trend. Alaiah Wilkinson, founder of luxury
swimwhear label Osal, added women of all shapes and sizes

(02:19:06):
are leaning into boulder cuts with real confidence, part of
a wider cultural shift towards body positivity and self express wear.

Speaker 8 (02:19:14):
Whatever you want?

Speaker 2 (02:19:15):
Will this?

Speaker 5 (02:19:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:19:16):
Will this make a comeback?

Speaker 8 (02:19:17):
Then?

Speaker 2 (02:19:17):
Me see that?

Speaker 10 (02:19:20):
Remember this?

Speaker 8 (02:19:22):
You know I resent the resent the word comeback.

Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
This song is never left. Really, are you a fan
of this song?

Speaker 8 (02:19:31):
I think it has its place, Yes, and Senior Frogs
fifteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:19:38):
That is so dreadful. Oh, it's kind of fun, isn't it. Oh?
Trust me, I don't have it on a playlist, but
I think what it's I think you do at the
right time.

Speaker 8 (02:19:47):
No, it has its own, separate file.

Speaker 9 (02:19:48):
It's not a.

Speaker 6 (02:19:52):
This is the U.

Speaker 8 (02:19:54):
Song song.

Speaker 2 (02:19:55):
Do you remember who did this?

Speaker 8 (02:19:56):
Cisco?

Speaker 2 (02:19:57):
Yep ah, he was a friend of mine. That kid.
Have any idea what we're talking about the song? No, No,
Cisco kid.

Speaker 1 (02:20:10):
A friend of mine.

Speaker 9 (02:20:12):
Wah wah wah war.

Speaker 2 (02:20:14):
Yeah, great song.

Speaker 16 (02:20:15):
There are songs about sensible underwear.

Speaker 2 (02:20:18):
Yeah, you're right, you are underwear.

Speaker 9 (02:20:20):
I do so do I It's songs are.

Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
Impractical guys like sensible underwe I'm not kidding.

Speaker 9 (02:20:26):
Do they really?

Speaker 2 (02:20:27):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (02:20:28):
Yes, don't get me wrong. Thongs look right too, But
but no, dude, I don't think is upset with sensible underwear.

Speaker 2 (02:20:35):
You can make a lot more sun tea out of it.

Speaker 9 (02:20:40):
We do have a guest like.

Speaker 2 (02:20:44):
A woman of uh loose morals. I know that I
can just tell.

Speaker 16 (02:20:51):
What's your body count? Tom?

Speaker 2 (02:20:54):
A fair question that I won't answer if you don't.

Speaker 18 (02:20:57):
If you lost track, I actually have a system. You
could you which I have an abacus, and when people leave,
they slide a beat over on their way out.

Speaker 2 (02:21:07):
Oh that's great, that's hot. This is really boring. But
have you ever been to a restaurant where the guy
still uses the avocation?

Speaker 9 (02:21:15):
He still uses abacus? The Chinese restaurant in Cleveland. You
went to as age a kid. That guy's well on
his way to death's if he's not already.

Speaker 2 (02:21:25):
There, Oh, he's got to be six feet under.

Speaker 9 (02:21:28):
Yeah, so he's not still using an.

Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
It was pretty cool. I mean, there has to be
somebody out there, There has to be a place that
still does that. This was chung was of course, honey.
The guy with the guy would figure up your bill
and it would all be in Chinese and at the
bottom there'd be a number circled.

Speaker 9 (02:21:46):
You could be making up anything, so what it was cool?

Speaker 2 (02:21:49):
It was authentic and these suburban kids have no idea
charge them fifty bucks for that duck? Right, Christy?

Speaker 8 (02:21:57):
Have you ever had a thumb bikini? Like have you
and it out in public?

Speaker 2 (02:22:00):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (02:22:01):
Oh wow, long time ago. And mine had like ruffles
on it, so it kind of just oh.

Speaker 8 (02:22:10):
Yeah, ruffles have ridges?

Speaker 2 (02:22:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:22:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:22:13):
Can you swim?

Speaker 8 (02:22:14):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (02:22:15):
What made you think I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (02:22:18):
He a whole?

Speaker 8 (02:22:20):
Anybody from New York last?

Speaker 13 (02:22:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (02:22:22):
True, Well I'm originally.

Speaker 2 (02:22:23):
Since you're from Miami, you gotta swim away from the sharks.

Speaker 9 (02:22:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:22:27):
Do you swim much now in New York? Probably not? Huh. No,
a lot.

Speaker 16 (02:22:31):
I like to surf.

Speaker 2 (02:22:32):
Oh cool.

Speaker 16 (02:22:33):
I don't have anything funny about that.

Speaker 2 (02:22:34):
But did you see the guys yesterday surfing that all
the beaches were closed on the East coast And they
show these guys they're out there surfing with the hurricane
coming in.

Speaker 9 (02:22:42):
Horrible rip tides. Yeah, that's a great idea.

Speaker 8 (02:22:45):
Are you a good surfer?

Speaker 16 (02:22:46):
No, I'm I'm like beginner level. I'm a mediocre.

Speaker 2 (02:22:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:22:50):
I got a big I use a big board, so
it's like nine feet.

Speaker 2 (02:22:54):
We had a great story earlier this week there was
a guy surfing in Australia and the great white took
am by out of his board and it looked just
like a cartoon.

Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
It was.

Speaker 2 (02:23:03):
It was a perfect three quarter circle out of his board.
It really it looked fake.

Speaker 9 (02:23:08):
He had to have been standing up with that shark bit,
because if he had been laying on the board, he dead.

Speaker 8 (02:23:13):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:23:13):
They interviewed other surfers and said, there's it's a miracle
this guy's alive because the shark was so big.

Speaker 8 (02:23:19):
You're afraid of sharks.

Speaker 16 (02:23:21):
I try to pretend that you don't exist.

Speaker 8 (02:23:22):
I don't think about Tom's terrified. He wouldn't even go
ankle deep lake.

Speaker 2 (02:23:28):
Erie, you're the one that can't swim. No, no, I
can swim.

Speaker 16 (02:23:33):
How do you know if you know.

Speaker 9 (02:23:37):
He prefers not to.

Speaker 2 (02:23:38):
I went swimming the other day, did you well?

Speaker 8 (02:23:40):
You have a pool right?

Speaker 2 (02:23:41):
Yeah? Yeah, you got in your own pool the first time.

Speaker 10 (02:23:44):
No.

Speaker 16 (02:23:46):
Wow, you got radio money gets you your own pool.

Speaker 9 (02:23:49):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:23:49):
Been doing this a long time. He has his own pool.

Speaker 9 (02:23:53):
Anybody else.

Speaker 8 (02:23:55):
Has as an apartment pool.

Speaker 2 (02:24:00):
Man, I'm Grandpa Joe at the apartment.

Speaker 4 (02:24:02):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:24:04):
Hello, if you're just joining us, So, this is the
Bobinton Program coming to you from the Oralli Auto Park Studios.
We're hanging out with comedian Tatiana Frank.

Speaker 1 (02:24:12):
She is here with us.

Speaker 2 (02:24:12):
She is on tour. And we are talking with Christy Lee,
who was at the Silac Insurance news desk. Anything else
of interest happening over there.

Speaker 9 (02:24:20):
An arsonist got instant payback after inadvertently lighting himself on fire.
Security cameras captured the thirty four year old man splashing
a flammable liquid over a Mazda in Corby, England. He
then flicks a lighter, only to be engulfed in a
fire ball before fleeing the scene. The police were able

(02:24:40):
to identify the suspect and apprehend him at a nearby trailer.
The arson attack caused over seven thousand dollars worth of
damage to the car. They also seased more than thirteen
thousand dollars worth of cocaine along with cannabis inside the
man's trailer.

Speaker 8 (02:24:53):
He forgot over there. They call them arsonists. Over here,
they're arsonists.

Speaker 9 (02:25:00):
Not sure about his injuries. They don't go on to say.

Speaker 2 (02:25:02):
If he's there's a picture of his mugshot there he is.
He looks like he's an extra in Game of Thrones. Yeah, so, uh,
but yeah, there's no way the damage is only seven
thousand dollars. I saw a picture. I saw a picture
of the car. It's it's toast literally.

Speaker 9 (02:25:21):
Okay, but how old is the Masda?

Speaker 2 (02:25:25):
Those are very fine cars, very fine cars.

Speaker 9 (02:25:27):
But if you could get a used master, stop, drop.

Speaker 8 (02:25:29):
And roll still a thing. Yeah, they teach you that
in school. Absolutely, No, can I ask how old you are?

Speaker 2 (02:25:36):
No?

Speaker 16 (02:25:41):
Fine, I'm a lady, after all, Well we don't even
know how old you are.

Speaker 2 (02:25:45):
But what year were you born? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:25:49):
That thing.

Speaker 11 (02:25:50):
I thought I was going to catch fire at some
point in my life because they were so adamant about that,
and I thought I would deal with a lot more
quicksand in my lifetime, and I never came across the
need for either.

Speaker 10 (02:26:02):
Mud.

Speaker 16 (02:26:03):
I'm from Florida, so they're more interested in burning books
than teaching about stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:26:10):
It's important to know. I mean, I think fire drills
are still very important. We were talking about this off here.
What was that you were watching the video was a
fast food place and no one knew what to do
when the oven caught on fire.

Speaker 8 (02:26:20):
I think it was a dunkin Donuts and something caught
on fire and the employees had no clue in The
customer had to come in.

Speaker 2 (02:26:25):
And save the day.

Speaker 9 (02:26:26):
They don't have a fire extinguisher.

Speaker 8 (02:26:27):
They did, but they didn't know what they the One
of the employees picked up a broom, put the handle
in the flame and just waved it around, thinking it
might knock it Outpate.

Speaker 2 (02:26:42):
There were some basics we used to do, even in college.

Speaker 8 (02:26:45):
I don't blame those kids.

Speaker 2 (02:26:46):
We would do fire they had to. You had to
do a fire drill, and like in the middle of
the night, the fire alarm would go off. It was
in New York City and there was the I was
up with nine stories and you'd have to go out.
It was important to know what to do in the
v a real emergence.

Speaker 9 (02:26:59):
I don't fire escapes like they have in the movies,
or they drop down.

Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
I know the fire escapes. We begad to go down
the fire stairs. Yeah. Absolutely, But I mean if that
stuff really is important, yes, yeah, management should be teaching
that stuff. And did you know where the fire extinguisher
is here?

Speaker 7 (02:27:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:27:14):
And we have the fire blanket by the same.

Speaker 9 (02:27:16):
I know where the fire blanket is. I have fire
blankets around my house. What where's the fire extinguisher.

Speaker 2 (02:27:20):
It's in the hallway over there, there's a huge one.
You've never noticed that, you've walked by it fifty times.

Speaker 9 (02:27:24):
I don't pay attention.

Speaker 2 (02:27:26):
That's my job. I don't pay attention. You can't take
my job.

Speaker 16 (02:27:30):
Curls, Okay, that's not our job.

Speaker 2 (02:27:34):
Well, I something caught on fire. What would you do?

Speaker 16 (02:27:36):
Be carried out.

Speaker 2 (02:27:39):
Ankey some honkey fireman? Yes, I called the put her down?

Speaker 8 (02:27:47):
How old are you really?

Speaker 2 (02:27:50):
Too old for you?

Speaker 16 (02:27:51):
Young enough for Hollywood? Any agents?

Speaker 12 (02:27:57):
Right now?

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Speaker 6 (02:29:33):
Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show
this morning. Get a look at today's show on our
YouTube channel.

Speaker 2 (02:29:42):
Teachers.

Speaker 8 (02:29:44):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We sure appreciate you joining us.
There's Christy Lee at the Silik Insurance Company News de't hello,
pet Godwin's there. Hello, Jeff Oska. We appreciate you, ah
as we do as Cosby.

Speaker 2 (02:29:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (02:29:59):
I'm josh Ar.

Speaker 2 (02:30:00):
There's Tom, Thank you very much. So I'm trying to
get this straight now. You say, when you see a butterfly, Yeah,
your grandmother said, that's me coming to say hi to
you after I die.

Speaker 8 (02:30:09):
No, she said, uh, sometimes butterflies are people from your
past coming to visit you that you passed away.

Speaker 2 (02:30:16):
Now, what about the cardinal thing?

Speaker 9 (02:30:17):
I don't know that that's supposed to be the people
in your past coming to visit you.

Speaker 2 (02:30:21):
Yeah, what if a cardinal eats a butterfly?

Speaker 9 (02:30:25):
I was going to say, is that why butterflies run
away from me? Because they don't want to see me?
Even then? After life?

Speaker 13 (02:30:31):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (02:30:34):
Yeah, I do have a cardinal that just sits there.
I swear it has to be my mother. Think he's
there every single day, sitting.

Speaker 2 (02:30:42):
On the just just squawk at yes, telling you how
telling you how disappointed she is.

Speaker 9 (02:30:49):
And we watched TV out there, and it'll sit there
during a race. I swear it has to be her.
It's the craziest thing.

Speaker 8 (02:30:56):
And it seems angry at you.

Speaker 4 (02:30:58):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (02:30:59):
Do you think you'll kill her again?

Speaker 7 (02:31:01):
No?

Speaker 9 (02:31:02):
I feed her and take care of her.

Speaker 2 (02:31:05):
She dived bomb your car.

Speaker 9 (02:31:07):
No, they stay out back, Hey, Beatles fans out there.
New content from the iconic band coming this fall on screen,
in music and in print. The famed nineteen ninety five
anthology music documentary recounting the band's journey from its Liverpool
roots on another one on YEP ninth episode added new
feature stuff. There's something least a new fourth album will

(02:31:30):
be released alongside remastered versions of the first three.

Speaker 8 (02:31:34):
Oh, here we have some lost lost audio. McCartney farting
in the sound booth.

Speaker 10 (02:31:39):
We have a Chihn Lennon's voice, smail greeting me and
yokn home right now. But if you leave a message
at the sound of the tone, we'll get back to
you as soon as we can get back. We'll get back.
We'll get back to you as soon as we can.

Speaker 2 (02:31:56):
That's how we're going for a little walk in New
York probably right back.

Speaker 9 (02:32:02):
Anthology includes thirteen previously unreleased demos and other rare recordings.

Speaker 2 (02:32:08):
How can there be Anything?

Speaker 9 (02:32:09):
And there's a twenty fifth anniversary edition of the anthology
book that will be available as false.

Speaker 8 (02:32:13):
Also a duo McCartney did with Tupac. If they're releasing it, Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:32:18):
I've got this.

Speaker 5 (02:32:20):
You love The Beatles' Anthologies one through forty three. Just
when you thought there couldn't possibly be any more Beatles
outtakes to put on a compilation.

Speaker 2 (02:32:29):
Crampel Records has done it again.

Speaker 5 (02:32:31):
If the Beatles Anthology forty three left you wanting.

Speaker 2 (02:32:34):
Mood, if you won't want to miss the Beatles Anthology forty.

Speaker 5 (02:32:38):
Four, The Beatles Anthology forty four, you'll get an actual
recording of the actual garden where George Harrison actually wrote
Here comes the.

Speaker 2 (02:32:45):
Sun must be the garden garden fascinating. Wow?

Speaker 9 (02:32:54):
Where else could you find that?

Speaker 2 (02:32:55):
I want to listen in as Ringo drives to a
rehearsal for his all star.

Speaker 9 (02:32:59):
Fans in his window down, didn't he the beg?

Speaker 5 (02:33:10):
If you wait in line at the midnight release tonight
at media Buster by Universe the Special, It's a never
before heard recording from Paul McCartney's last Physical.

Speaker 2 (02:33:24):
Sounds.

Speaker 1 (02:33:24):
It sounds good.

Speaker 9 (02:33:25):
Yeah, it sounds very strong.

Speaker 5 (02:33:27):
Tentology forty four. If you buy this, we've got a
load of capital records.

Speaker 2 (02:33:35):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:33:39):
Scientists have determined why certain songs unlocked specific memories. Researchers
in London ask participants questions about personal memories evoked by
music and use statistical approaches to find whether any qualities
of the songs were strongly associated with certain quality of
the memories they evoked. High energy, less acoustics, less acoustic

(02:34:00):
songs like dance or rap, even personal memories featuring amusement
and excitement. That makes sense, I guess lower energy, more
acoustic songs triggered memories characterized by calmness, romance, and.

Speaker 8 (02:34:14):
You would listen to it. This study really, you know,
oftentimes when you listen to hip hop, it reminds you
of a time you were at the club I mean
where they played hip hop.

Speaker 2 (02:34:26):
Yes, so aita Seriously, when they play sad music, you
get sad, and.

Speaker 9 (02:34:30):
Those memories tended to be less social, tom but more vivid,
unique and important though the acoustic ones. Doctor Diana o'meige,
a cognitive neuroscientist working on Nothing, said, our in depth
analysis showed that it's not just depth, I said in depth.

Speaker 8 (02:34:48):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm criticizing.

Speaker 9 (02:34:50):
Oh, it's how it's written. Our in depth analysis showed
that it's not just the musical features that influence memory,
but also how much a person likes a song and
how familiar it is to them.

Speaker 8 (02:35:02):
Of course, I know that's why. How in depth was it?

Speaker 4 (02:35:05):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (02:35:05):
You know, I think if somebody heard a song when
they were feeling lonely and they played they didn't play back, dad,
ass up. They played a slow song. So now when
they hear that slow song, it's gonna remind him of
the time they were lonely.

Speaker 2 (02:35:17):
I hate it. Whenever I'm sad, whatever I'm sad, I play.
I had to beat them.

Speaker 12 (02:35:29):
In the world.

Speaker 2 (02:35:31):
I have a question. Do you suppose the music of
Coldplay has been ruined for that CEO that got fired?

Speaker 13 (02:35:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:35:40):
Yeah, yeah? Is that this entire family?

Speaker 2 (02:35:44):
Is that couple still together?

Speaker 9 (02:35:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
That's that's gotta be rough.

Speaker 9 (02:35:49):
Yeah. Yeah, that's two families that were broken up by
a song.

Speaker 2 (02:35:53):
And jobs lost.

Speaker 9 (02:35:54):
Yeah you cheat?

Speaker 2 (02:35:58):
Wow? What was it? What was the joke about that?
That was the first hit that Cold Plate had or something?

Speaker 9 (02:36:06):
Oh, I don't know. Remember a little Little naz X?

Speaker 2 (02:36:10):
Yeah, I love Little naz X. I'm going Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:36:15):
He's been jailed on suspicion of misdemeanor obstructing a police
officer after running with police in LA. Officers responding to
reports of a naked guy in the street found him
walking on a busy boulevard early Thursday.

Speaker 2 (02:36:29):
It was Little naz X.

Speaker 4 (02:36:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:36:30):
He was arrested after charging at the officers.

Speaker 8 (02:36:33):
He's just wearing tidy whities.

Speaker 9 (02:36:35):
Suspecting a drug overdose, police took him to the hospital
before booking him into jail. He, of course, is best
known for that record setting twenty eighteen hit of Oh.

Speaker 8 (02:36:46):
Did he not follow it up?

Speaker 2 (02:36:49):
Yeah, that's probably, he said a couple of others. But
if he if he's naked rock in the streets, isn't
that usually a myth?

Speaker 9 (02:36:55):
Well that's why they said they suspect a drug over.

Speaker 8 (02:36:58):
It could be ecstasy, it could be could be a
little nase ecstasy.

Speaker 2 (02:37:02):
Oh, this guy's own brand. Cool, help us to sell
some Oh, poor guy. Yeah, because that was a huge
that was a huge international hit. That's the one he
did with Billy Ray Cyrus. Right, Yeah, yeah, Billy Raid
did that. He was on alter. They had a video
and then.

Speaker 9 (02:37:20):
Oh yeah, it was everywhere that he didn't care for.

Speaker 8 (02:37:24):
Too many cultures appropriating each other.

Speaker 9 (02:37:29):
Olivia with this sad note two years after piles of
decaying bodies were found in a rural Colorado building.

Speaker 2 (02:37:35):
Oh huh, a funeral homeowner is going to.

Speaker 9 (02:37:39):
Be sentenced for one hundred and ninety one counts of
corpse abuse today. John Halford, who owned Return to Nature
funeral Home, ran a fraudulent scheme with his wife from
their business in Colorado Springs. Instead of cremating the bodies
as families requested, he would dump them in a bug
infested building. He gave He gave families dry concrete resembling ashes,

(02:38:06):
and they pocketed the cremation fees.

Speaker 2 (02:38:10):
They didn't even bury the people.

Speaker 8 (02:38:12):
No, the bugs will take care of it.

Speaker 2 (02:38:16):
Wasn't there an older Wow? Imagine yet it had horrific
So what was this guy going to jail?

Speaker 9 (02:38:23):
Well, he's going to be sentenced today. I'll follow up
on Monday.

Speaker 8 (02:38:30):
Nearly three hundred bodies, Yeah, in various states of decay?

Speaker 2 (02:38:35):
Did they? I wonder how they discovered it? Can you?

Speaker 8 (02:38:38):
I mean there were people that literally had to sort
through those remains to figure out how many bodies.

Speaker 11 (02:38:42):
Probably somebody got their remains wet and uh it turned
into a block of concrete.

Speaker 4 (02:38:51):
I know.

Speaker 9 (02:38:53):
Clarance was a hard ass, but this is not only
is he in trouble for that, but he apparently defrauded
the government out of nearly nine one hundred thousand dollars
in COVID nineteen eight for small business.

Speaker 2 (02:39:03):
Well I get that, but who did what a dirt bag? Jeez?

Speaker 9 (02:39:11):
Wow, and you have a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:39:13):
Can you imagine going in there and having to clean
that up?

Speaker 8 (02:39:15):
Oh dude, that's a that's a forensic nightmare.

Speaker 2 (02:39:18):
Do people ever attend cremations by the way.

Speaker 8 (02:39:21):
You know, I don't know my father was cremated. We
did not. I don't think. I don't remember it even
being off.

Speaker 10 (02:39:29):
I'm not allowed to go on the drive down to
the place, but you can't go in because isn't there
a state where it's legal to do the funeral pyre?

Speaker 8 (02:39:37):
Yes, Maine.

Speaker 11 (02:39:38):
You can do it outdoors, and that's what our football
field in high school was right next to a funeral
home that did cremations, and whenever you saw the black
smoke coming out, you'd like to try to hold your
breath a little.

Speaker 2 (02:39:51):
Yeah. Well, they don't have a new pop yet. And
Uncle Clarence again. Okay, these are the Aurelioto Art Studios.

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