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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bobbing Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, the church burned down and no one knew what
Penny cost Baptist was gonna do. The Sunday Brimstone gout
said that gum hot. It burn up a church bus
in the parking lot and a panic. The Reverend Doctor
White called up an act member that hadn't lived right.
He owned Joe's bear joint right across the fence. It's
the same Joel's he preached against. He said, I don't

(00:42):
really want to be a helpocret. I got a Sunday
school class about the half fence. We're all excited about
Revival week and been moved by the spirit, so to speak,
with all the souls we saved and money we spent,
we thought God told us to sell that tent. I
got a famous evangelists supposed to come and done run
out of chairs with yellow A sunk Joe that hell,
you can just hues a hole dang place. Ain't iine

(01:02):
on a just box amazing grace. I ain't supposed to
be open because of them blue laws, but will open
the night if it's all.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Right with yall.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Preacher said, Well, I reckon.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'd be okay. The good Lord works in mysterious ways.
Is gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth and I
reckon I could do it from the dj boot that's
the first Baptist bar and grill. It's see you only
church in the Bible belt that smells like a whiskey. Still,
when the centers finished one more round, we'll have dinner

(01:30):
on the ground and go inside, and hell pray we
don't get killed. El Angelis came with a well dress schiir.
They showed up around happy hour, looked around the joint
and didn't take it real well that the White ministry
has gone to hell. Miss Mills that taught you Sunday School,
and two Dickens in the backroom shooting pool. We're sharing
the Lord with a Jim Beam Rep.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Who was Teachings Mills some wine down stuff. Room White was.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Reading from the book A Loop to a tall drunk
trucker about the puke he had John three sixteen member
trying to dry his ass out to get him baptized.
Levaniel has yelled about the lights and the beer, said,
why you can't save any holes in here? This place
ain't nothing but a dan of sand. Ain't the kind
of place Baptist ought to be in. Preacher said, well,
we don't really need y'all here. You didn't do a

(02:15):
very good job. Blest year only saved one center, as
Todd Maguire's a little less old bay that set my church.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
On far.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Joe's bear Joint has done been revived, only been here
an hour, and I done saved five. Sure it's got
mirrors and a big dance floor, but I finally found
the flock.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
God called me for. They're at the First Baptist Bar
and grill.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's the only church in the Bible Belt that smells
like a whiskey. Still not a stained glass. One day
an he were in sight, just the bloodstained floor and
neon lights and a communion wine.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And here is always chi. We're here every Sunday.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
We're living lords, the only church with a covered char.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And if you don't like our doctrine and think we
ain't devout, have our bouncer throw your butt out of
the First Baptist.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Barn and grew.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Hello fan testing, here we go, Bump Bump, It's the
bombing top show from the O'Reilly an Old Park Studios.
At the Silac Insurance News Desk it's Christie Lee Hello

(03:38):
and her Janice Joplin t shirt. Yep, yeah see big brother,
big brother in the holding company.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Cool got that on sale because nobody knew who she
was but me.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh oh that makes it that much hipper.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
My cat didn't use to date her past. Yeah, a
couple just a couple of weeks all apart, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, there's Josh Art hero heroine. She took a piece
of my heart. I never never got her, never got her,
never got it. Beat me and Bobby McGee way minute,
Oh that's great. Did I care for her? Her cat,
her wallet, first in her class in Texas. I've heard
that beat Weeds was her nickname, you know, very bright girl,

(04:23):
went went to high school. Jimmy Johnson. There's Ace Consby
and Chick Hello, Tom Hello, Chick mcgeh. He had a
really good weekend. Oh wonderful. How about that weather? How
about them grilling man? How about that? What about that
about Fresco football guy? No Fresco dined Lfresco, Fresco. Who
has done that? You ever done that on a golf
course path? Little little Fresco.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Let me tell you something, you tell you show me
a guy of colleges who does stuff outdoors, They're they're
going to double their business.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Well, actually we have a semi outdoor O B G
y N activity in the world.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Psychic comedy continues. Really, there you go. You have a
little little outdoor gy. No work coming up.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
More?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Ob really all right in this case, have you ever
had to go to a I'm sure you have a
GHO visit with the with the old lady, no matter
who I never have, no, no, never, yeah, ob Yes
we're counting kids, yeah of course. Okay, yeah, many, but
several and many different, many different, many highly qualified positions. Uh,

(05:31):
I mean for just regular old West old West looks.
He is what I call it. Yeah, put your feet
in the syrups. Yeah no, not not the.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
You stay in the room.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
No, I never did. Oh okay, I'd read the magazines.
Now you read your phone of course.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Yeah. Well we have a lot to get to it.
And I know that you had a glorious weekend of
watching football.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Five straight days of college football, man oh man, and
I guess unbelievable case. You're just waking up the big
debut last evening of Bill Belichick coach. Not well, really,
some might say horribly really. Yes, North Carolina started out
it was seven to nothing. Hey, that's when I went
to bed and it ended up TCU. The horned frogs

(06:13):
not just any frog. He's a horned frog. Forty eight
fourteen winners last night, the largest points a number of
points scored on any Bill Belichick team, period, end of story.
And everybody was there last night. Michael was there.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Michael Michael, Jordan, Tom Brady there North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
No, Tom Brady was not there, Lawrence Taylor, Roy Williams. Wow,
Mia Ham, Yeah, yaham, you certainly are chick Mia Ham.
You po Julius Peppers. They had all in North Carolina.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Oh, alumni out out there. Oh yeah, it didn't was
his girlfriend there.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Did not go? Well? I yes, was. I don't know.
I don't care. I'm trying to stay away from those.
She had math homework. See it's not pretty action pretty Yeah,
there you go. Well, it's early in the season. We'll
have we'll have that, and of course we'll have his
comments of Belichick comments after after the after the game.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Of course, it's just always gracious in defeat. Mister Belichick.
He's just just a wonderful human pain.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
He's the head of the Dick Society. Of course, Tom
has had tens of your sergeants at arms over there.
Aren't you the of the Dick Council. I'm of of Council,
of Council Council area. I'm the semi retired. I got
my holiday week. Belichick actually looks bad. He looks real heavy.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Does he really?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he's lumbered along. I don't know it.
Early seventy seventy seventy one, seventy two, give or take
all that eating out, dining out. Oh, he's eating out,
you know. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
The young girls like that. They like to go to rest.
He's eating fresh ton. Still works, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah. I always got my tongue. It doesn't have to
be you.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Know, no little blue pill for him, four or five.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
For the low blue pills make your tongue hard. Thanks
a good start. You can start for the show that that.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Would be rather difficult, wouldn't it that way? I love bro.
I thought you were you were on the road, didn't
you go? I was on the road with the little
Colorado thing. There you go, very nice? Yeah, they're and back.
Do we have the picture you sent me of you
and the cowboy? I brought a cowboy hat to try on.

(08:39):
It is, uh, we have have not he sent the boots.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
We didn't send the cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Many many, many many emails about you and your hat.
I sent Christy as something I thought you'd get a
kick out of. Oh those cowboy boats.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Yah, yeah, cowboy boots that are someone had taken the
uh the leather from a Louis If we tam bag
some sort of.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Fashion cowboys cowgirl boats, couch.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
You know they do that with Nikes, Tennis, the Air
Force one sure, are you kidding?

Speaker 8 (09:12):
No?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
They tear them apart and make those clear bags so
you can go into the stadiums too. Have you seen that?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I don't they take.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Pieces what Tom makes the clear bag? No that they're
not licensed?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, what is it? What is that called aftermarket? Whatever
people are fashioning?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
But yeah, I went to this Cowboys store and I
took a picture of that for Christy. But Tom was
in a Cowboys I went in Colorado.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
You got to go to the Cowboys specifically to get
a hat?

Speaker 6 (09:41):
No, no, no, no, I went there. We had an
opportunity to stay in condo there, so I went at
a night, very nice time.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Oh are you hang on time? Out holding. Are you shopping?
Are you condo shopping in Colorado?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
No? That would require winning the lottery from last Steve.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Oh did anybody win the latter?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I do not know.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Oh I don't either.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
As you would say, you're the news girl. Don't you
have all the details?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
How I talk Sunday.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Morning, I was told nobody wanted the big power ball thing. Yeah,
my mother, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
There's one on Saturday night. On Saturday, okay, Saturday, Monday.
I got it.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
I bought tickets.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm gonna I forgot about Monday. Why you look, Josh,
this is the story that you'll I think enjoy.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
I am nobody hit Yay, one point three billion.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
It'll be one point three billion for the next time Wednesday.
I'm gonna buy so one on uh, let's see what
is Monday? Nic went on Friday. I got on an airplane,
as you one will do. Yeah, yeah, right, but I
I you got actually you got in the airplane. Don't

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get on.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Well I boarded the airplane in any event, then the
pilot fluid. I didn't they have to walk through all
of the but it was a long day and by
the time we got out of the rental car I'd
been awake for twenty two hours, and it was raining
in kind of a rough drive.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
But I really really had to go to the bathroom. Major.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Oh all right, and it was and there's there's nowhere
to stop and but anyways, get into the get into
this condo.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I've never been in it before. I didn't know where
the toilet was. I knew I found it very quickly,
but I really really things had to happen quickly.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
I wasn't paying very much attention. You didn't have to
jettison your underwear though, did you know? I was able
to get them off barely? Do you understand where I'm
coming from?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, no, we haven't. I'd been awake for I'd been
awake for twenty two hours. It was you fall asleep
on the toilet.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
No, so the first phase of the activity takes place,
and then all of a sudden, I realized that my
bottom is being bathed in warm water.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Oh no, I had no idea.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Surprise it was I was assaulted by a bidet.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I had no idea. Josh, it was amazing. You're the
one that has one of these things.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
But this wasn't just a bedat right. You didn't accidentally
crap in the bidet.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Thank you for the clarity.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Yes, you're correct this okay, I'm not everything about the story.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I just told us true. I was so tired. It
was traditional.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
This is this was some kind of I once I
turned the lights on and looked like it was a
modified regular toilet.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Okay, cool on the wall and it went off on
its own. I didn't touch anything on the wall.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Once I popped the light on, there was a looked
like a mini cell phone, sure screen, and there are
all these different things you could do.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Nice, but I had never experienced that before. Sounds deluxe?
Did you think it was a snake?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
At first?

Speaker 6 (12:58):
It really did surprise me because I had no idea
because when I sat down, I thought, oh, this is interesting.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
It's got a heated seat. Oh yeah, so that's what
I assumed.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Oh nice heated seat is And I just I don't
know how it knew when to start the uh sporting.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
But yeah, I think there's a an odor sensor. That's
a real smart Yeah, a smart toilet. Yeah see I toilet.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, but it was it was really interesting. And then
I once the next day I kind of checked it
out of a very complicated plumbing situation, and of course.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
It blew to have you considered going the Bidet route.
I know because I am a day envy, that's for sure.
I'd love to get one.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
All no thanks, I'm not gonna replumb anything at my house,
but I know.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
That you have one. You've done that. Yeah, it's a
relatively easy install. It was. It was very nice, well,
good good. I certainly rep again it all quite a surprise,
quite the Yeah, that would be white the if you
weren't ready for it, because you know how domes you
get some splash blat back. Have you ever had that
happen any surprise. I'm sure Pat has a surprise butt play.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah, we'll come back with that, right, Yeah, I look at.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
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Speaker 6 (15:26):
Coming up our first letter from Winchester, Kentucky and more.
We'll find out what's going on if you want to
reach us. Of course, it's Bob and Tom at bobintom
dot com coming to you from the Oiley Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee, Hi,
Pat Godwin, Hit Chick okay, no, I stumbled.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
All right, there's Josh Arnold Cary there, he's Cosby.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm Chick Tom. Hello, Chick McGee. We have a lot
to get to today. I want to clarify something. Christie's
probably going to be going to Vegas to see The
Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yeah, I think so. I was on the fence last night.
But if you guys think I should go, I should go.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
If you haven't heard about this, they're showing it at
the Sphere, which is this huge globe. I went there
to see the eagles. It was really great, but interestingly enough,
and Ace was mentioning this off there. The Wizard of
Oz version they're showing is twenty seven minutes shorter.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh in the original en well there it could.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
There are some fat they apparently they cut one of
my favorite songs, the Cowardly Lion If I were the
King of the Forest.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
The song in the whole movie. They cut that. That's
what it says.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Wow, so much for you going to see it, it
says reviewers. Note many sequences have been shortened or reimagined,
if not outright removed.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Oh well, maybe I won't go.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I saw some video, have you guys? Seen some of
the video of it. I had it's baffling. It's incredible looking,
and it did look reimagine because they had to re
imagine it for the setting.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Of course. I guess they're drones flying around. Are there
wing monkeys above the crowd? That looks really impressive they
drop of I got foam rubber apples on your head. Yeah,
I think it'll be great. I didn't realize they'd cut
that much of it out. Yeah, geez, half an hour,
but i'd be cut that one song.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah, that is a great song.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Us. Oh great, But don't you do you do a
song as the coward li Lion? Which one do you?
I think we do something like about the hippos.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Oh maybe we can dig that up just just in
honor of the Wizard of Oz in Vegas, a tribute
to hippo.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I think it would still be worth going to.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yeah, but so you have an opportunity to go, is
that correct?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
When the eighteenth of this month?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
What do they want for it? The tickets you are
proud of it to fifty uh per?

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah, that's three hundred if you want the p thing.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
How much are the tickets? Twenty bucks? Now maybe or yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
There were maybe more general admissions one hundred and four
bucks according to this is from the Washington Post. Yeah,
they do get apparently more expensive.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's Vegas.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Yeah, the VIP package host for four hundred and fifty
bucks a person.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh wow, but you know how you look at Vegas.
It's just a big ATM. You're going out there to
pick up money. I mean, it's just way.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
I'm a fly and fly out same day.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
I'm not gonna miss it one day now, Christy, the
VIP package that they have here, you get a one
night's stay at the Venetian.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Well, we're not staying, we're flying in for you gotta stay.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Just chick says, you got to turn one hundred bucks
into ten thousand. That's right. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Easily done? You're leaving money on the table on the table.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
You're staying over now you're going yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
In and out.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Wow. Look I'm just looking at some of the visuals.
That looks wonderful. So yeah, it'll be fun. It's well,
it's one of my favorite movies.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Yeah, it was on last night actually on AMC.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Quite a different experience.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
It's quite a different experience, especially with commercials, people watching
it on their phone. But that's how we grew up.
We watched it with commercials.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Remember it was absolutely Is there a version of it
that they include that they made a big deal out
of the song that wasn't it's called the Jitterbug or something.
I've never seen that included in the full movie, right.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yeah, but in any of it, it should be fun. And
Christie went, so, you're going, well.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
I haven't pulled the trigger, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Thinking, well, pull that trigger. Life is short. You gotta go. Yeah,
And you know how Tom, when we take time off,
take them month, it'll be fun.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
I'm taking a lot of time off.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
And you know, hey, hey, hey, we'll see you in
twenty six. Go ahead, come on yourself.

Speaker 9 (19:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, you read the memo that I wrote to you.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
What they thrust the year off?

Speaker 6 (19:56):
I don't know what there goes the whole show. Now
we have a letter to get to.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
This one involves a problem created by Chick McGee. Oh,
I had one created by Tom Griswolf. I'll go first.
It was my wife's birthday. Wrights Kevin from Winchester, Kentucky.
Happy birthday, lady.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
We had a long day of drinking to celebrate. My
wife came into the family room feeling real good. Oh
she had a tomism. Yeah, can we please turn down
the volume of the lights.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Oh? I thought she was going to say, hey, my
my baby area is aching or something.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
By the way, after a day of drinking, I got
out of the shower that night and yielded into the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Boy, you watch some of this before I put it away? Hey,
go right?

Speaker 6 (20:46):
No response. I got to the bedroom. She had passed
out and was snoring. Well, I think happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
That's un implied, yes right, no answer is a positive man.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
No means maybe have a woman done that, like grabbing
her cross and saying you want to put it away?

Speaker 4 (21:06):
We did get a letter. I believe you were gone though.
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Would you like that? Do you like it when women
make that move?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah. You know I like it when they say, hey,
get off me stuff like that. Yeah, tell me what
they want. Yeah, they ain't gonna eat itself, that's right. Right.
I wish you could breathe through your ears. Stuff like that.
I got another time, isn't before we move on? All right, sir? Uh?

Speaker 6 (21:37):
An ultra light aircraft went flying by my wife looked
up and she said, oh, look it's those airplane go karts.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Thank you, Pete.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Wow, I mean that's a good yeah in Mitchell, Indiana.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
Well, thank you very much, Pete. We appreciate your listening.
A short les letter here from Jesse says, yes, bogarting
is still a thing, no kidding in the world of
marijuana smoking. Apparently, don't bogart that joint. As they say
in the song you have a letter over there, dear
boy Tom show, I have something for Tom as a boy.

(22:19):
This is from Harvey Hart. Harvey Tom.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Can you imagine Tom as a boy having this toy
in his house? Yes, it's a model of a express cruiser.
Chris Kraft, there it is, Tom. Oh that's nice. Well
it's part of the Lindberg line.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah. Sure, Paul Lindbergh, Yeah he it is. It says
the Lindberg line, O workhorse of the industries. What that is? Yeah? Man,
oh man, I guess you put that together and it
really floats seventy six parts, it says. So that's a
little little mini cabin cruiser. Look, how excited.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
And they've got the two it's one guy driving with
his captain's hat and of course, two ladies waving in
the back.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
The answer you're you needing a hat has caught the
imagination of the country. The answer has been staring us
right in the face, that you need the Hugh Hefner
Captain's hat. That's what. Yeah, but I still you don't
see those very often? Exactly, yeah? Yeah? Which is which is?

Speaker 10 (23:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Are you kidding me? Now? I, as you know, I
have been informed that I have to cover my ears
outside now have a technical issue involving sun and skin stuff.
I won't go to too many details. I'm about to
have part of my ear removed by the way my
ear flap. But I went, and I saw, I went
and I got a cowboy hat this weekend, all right?

(23:56):
It was this at the famous cowboy hat store. Yeah. Yeah,
and it comes with a case. Look, oh my god,
wow the case. I couldn't afford the case when I
went when I went through, uh.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Luggage, But I wear it out and saved ninety bucks.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
The preliminary person at t s A when you walk through,
when you show your ID, the guy goes, you got
an animal in there? I know it looks like something
you have a mod.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Do you have to pay extra for the case.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I don't know. I didn't pay attention.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Are you gonna see the hat? You you one way
or another? You pay extra?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah? God, it's just insane.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
That fit in the overhead beIN.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, I'm o look at it. Look at this. Oh
you didn't have to buy a seat for it. Hang on,
look at this? All right?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
So Tom's actually taking his headphones off. He's taking off
a ball cap getting on a very sharp.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
That is amazing. That's a terrific choice. That works. Yeah,
that's a great hat.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Now he helped you didn't I learned that it's kind
of grave.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
This is I know this is It sounds like I'm
making this up. Do you know what? This is made
of gold?

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Beaver?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Beaver? How about that? This is made of beaver.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
So it looks like it has a like a blunder
buss on the front, like those old timey rifles with
a huge bell at the end.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Oh yeah, but this I thought there was an odor
when you took it out of the box.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
It looks really good. It's a it's kind of it
looks great. It's like a they called a grayish color.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Yes, chick, like I said, this is made of beaver.
Now you've had your head into Beaver.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh yeah, that's right. I enjoyed very much. I think
we all well if you ever, of course, would never comment,
and I think we all pretty much enjoy I haven't. Christie,
you want to put your head into Beaver College? Yeah, sophomore,
go to.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
College once again.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
This will make my dermatologist happy. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
And the ladies in my ear are you going to
start wearing like you should wear headphones that go in
your ears so that.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
You gotta wear that on the air. Yeah, so you
can wear the air.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
You mean, wear it on the air, feel great. I
don't need it in the I need it outside.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
If you're not going to take my suggestion wearing a
captain's hat. If you wear the cowboy hat, your next
purchase is a poncho. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
A big trench dusters like it looks amazing.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Ladies are gonna like it, Pats right, Maybe the duster. Yeah,
the duster I could pull off.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
But that's too serious, like an old Just with it,
don't don't quit and get self conscious because that looks good.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Walk the dogs with it last night.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
However, in Spurs, we want to hear you come the
threatening spur noise.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Can I put spurs topsiders? That jingle jangle jingle?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Did anybody say anything to you? You're walking the dogs?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Fine? However, this medium, this world has been the cowboy
hat because what's his name always wore one and he
looked like it. Who the crip keeper Imus or whatever? Yeah,
this is a this is the new look for I
like it, walking the dog, walking the dog.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Just be outside driving in the car, walking the dog
and chasing the tail.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
And I haven't you're driving the car with that.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I haven't gotten in my car yet. I just I
just know you don't know. I'm all, I'm full of
good ideas today. You get to the cowboy hat, you
get the poncho, You get a horse, you draw you
ride your horse to work? Please? Got a horse? A horse?
Get some press? I think I think a pickup truck.
Now there's something there. You go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you

(27:46):
taking me to McDonald's on the horse. Yeah, Josh, behind
you one saddle, you're both on the horse. That you
actually do that, I'd love it.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
I don't think they kind of they kind of frown
when you try to walk through.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I know, yeah, they don't they'd rather go in with
the horse. I come to you people, I'm coming. I'm
having a big mac either way. Man, that hat looks good,
well good, Yeah, that's great. Yeah, you need some raycon
so in your your Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
The name of the store Chemo Sabi, which of course
I can't I associate with the Lone Ranger is.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
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Speaker 4 (30:33):
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Speaker 1 (30:37):
Hello, Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick, Josh Arnold.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
There, Ace Cosby, I'm chick, Hello Tom.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Hello, Chick McGhee. Christy Lee is going to be going
to Vegas to the sphere.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
I am now.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
To see the special redigitization and expansion of the Wizard
of Oz the movie, the classic movie of contraction.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
And but yeah, we didn't.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Really, They've sliced about thirty minutes of it out, including
if I were King of the Forest, which really bothers cowardly.
Did you know that this is true that originally they
almost cut over the rainbow from the movie. Really can
you imagine? No, I mean, gay men would have had
to wait for Bette Middler for years.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yes, that would have been anybody, you know, fifty years.
Anybody's thoughts on that we.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Have as a kid, that that song did bring it
to a.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Screeching I totally agree, but no, I.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Mean, obviously it's a lovely thing. But it's as a kid,
You're like, let's just get to come on. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
please can we get to the munchkins?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I found it beautiful. You were influenced by.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
You're in a theatrical family.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Oh we all love this was your dad, A friend
of Dorothy, A friend of Dorothy.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Hey, he said, desperately, trying to phrase the subject.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Here's a letter here, Bob and Tom show like Tom.
It says, Peren, please read this in a haughty voice
like Tom. I've skied Veil Beaver Creek, Steamboat, Summit County Hood. However, Tom,
have you ever skied Alta? Yeah? Utah, it's great place. Alta.

(32:36):
I knew it.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
It says Alta is a must, absolutely simply a muff
deer Valley, Alta, all those great places, park City, Jay Jay's,
oh this is good. You should tell us where you're listening. Uh,
he's listening on the Wolf in Flagstaff.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Nice. Yeah. I was in Colorado over the weekend and
that nice cool air, yeah cool, and oh god, oh
it's just just wonderful, good for the lungs. I did
see interesting thing the Denver Airport, I believe. Now there's
a sign out front saying this remodel is now taking
longer than the Great Pyramids. I don't know what they're doing.

(33:16):
I'm a big fan. But you walk in that terminal,
it's just construction still everywhere, and it's one of the
it looks like you're at Ellis Island in the early
nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
That many people.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Yeah, it's not packed, it's it looks like LaGuardia plus Atlanta.
It's just packed. But got through TSA. I did fine.
Lady and lady behind me had a complete meltdown.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well the TSA agents were they polite?

Speaker 6 (33:48):
And yeah, I just think it's a rough job. You
got to make sure people are getting on the plane
and don't have said not that long ago, No, no, no,
I just some of them could be a little more polite.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
But fat Bee is what you called her. Here on
the lady tried to put her bag on the on
the the conveyor belt and at this particular when you
have to put your bag in a bin, which makes
zero sense, by the way.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
They they it's because it's because I figured out what
I don't. It's because the straps, yeah, could get caught
in the rollers and this guy they get into this
shouting match, and this guy says.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Those straps get caught. We're going to all be standing
here for thirty minutes while we undo the machine. They
should really make it more at the risk of agreeing
with you, they should make it more clear because it
is very different whatever it really is.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
Which airport changed and the problem was the signage. The
signs were kind of under the thing, so you wouldn't
actually walk in and look down.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
So but they should say, during this unlawful surgencisure, we
will ask you.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Ah, but uh as I'm using this, this is an
excuse to touch her.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
No, No, I've gotten a little parento. No, I carry
I carry a whole thing of wet wipes because you
have to get on that on that train. And you
think of all the all the booger reading morons who
have been touching the touching the straps, and you know,
you know, you've seen your you've seen some of your
fellow travelers.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
A little glimmer of truth.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
And you know the guy that the lady that puts
on the T shirt that says something incredibly offensive on it, going,
I'm gonna wear this to the airport because it has
the F word on it. So all the kids can
see it. Really, ma'am you forgot slack John, Oh, slack
job boding morons.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Thank you, thank you very much. I believe Christy has
a letter.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
I have a letter.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Dear.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
I'm going to skip that part. Dear people, first and foremost,
please be gentle, as this is my first time at
letter writing. Oh okay, this is from Jim and Bettendorf, Iowa.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
He says.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Hopefully Christy will read this as I to have her
pop my letter Cherry.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Oh there you go, Jim, Jim.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
I wanted to thank Pat for his inside and knowledge
about the Irish on Friday's show. I used it to
correct my children when they misidentified the man on the
Lucky Charms box as a leprechaun.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
He is a leprechaun.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
I explained to them that, according to my friend Pat,
many men of Irish descent are small in stature and
like to dress from head to toe in green clothing,
and they are genetically bred a pointed ears. I also
told my young uns they can typically be found lounging
by the end of rainbows and fields of clover all.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
True.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah, so that's that's that's of course, A famous leprechaun
and they're not.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
But this guy's not a leprechaun, he said.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Pat says there are no leprechauns. Isn't that what you said?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (36:39):
Well I said something like that, yeah said I Also
the logo of the Notre Dame I got wrong. That
actually is a leprechaun. I just thought it was a
short Irish guy. Oh, I never thought it was a leprechaun.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Do you know who the longest running Cereal mascot is?

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Tony the Tiger.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, Tony the Tiger. And what's his name? To Can Sam? Oh, well,
which is it? Tony's number one? That's the that's the
long It's not it's not to and to Can Sam,
it's not. Okay, Tony the Tiger's number one too. Can
is right behind. Who's number three? Way to talk? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Really is the st number three is the Lucky Charms.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
What his name is? Lucky the lepre Lucky the leper,
mister Lucky, mister Lucky.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Yeah, been around for since I was a kid. I'm
not a I'm not a fan either. I don't like
mellows and anything but smell okay.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh he's Moores. Sunday I had one in a year.
I don't want over a fire in the microwave, fire
in the fire going. Yeah, I don't think we should start.
We need to stop counting the microwaves. Moores, Yeah, do
you blacken the mushrooms? Let you let him catch on
fire and black eye. I don't have mushrooms on my moores. Marshmallow,

(38:00):
excuse me, marshmallows. I met mars.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
I'll tell you what you mushroom mushrooms some more you'll laugh,
but delicious.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Well, I'm sorry. I should try mush mushrooms instead of marshmallows.
Miss I, miss spoke. I did not. I did not
set this one up normally I'm a flamer. Yeah, I
mean really, I was asking Pat if his dad was
a friend of Dorothy. Also repeat that. I just let it,
you know, I love the way that part of the burn.
Par No, I do not.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I do not approve in this case. I just let
it get nice and golden, and it was the perfect.
I've never made a better smore in my life. Did
you have the proper sticks with the forks on them?

Speaker 9 (38:44):
Are?

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Because last time we did it at my house we
had to use we had to undo some wire hangers
and I'm sure the paint on the hangar probably incredibly toxic.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I smashed the mushroom next to the artist choke and
the cheese.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Oh sure, yeah. Between rise I met marshmallows. Coming out,
you said, okay, yeah, yeah, it was just speaking of
coming out.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Get back to your dad. My dad's uh yeah, I
do have a song. My dad was a wild wild man.
Now you're working on a song or other there? Do
you want to about you what you put the cowboy
hat on? It might be it might be a nice visual.
Oh okay, I'll get my cowboy hat out all right.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
He's getting his cowboy hat out of the elaborate case,
a brand new you know, there's.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Nothing like a cowboy hat and a horse and a
cowboy song to set the move. Yes, yes, ver are
he is? Look at it. I feel like we're on
on the trail, don't you know? That's right? What's for supper?
Cook has me.

Speaker 12 (39:46):
Cowboys are easy on the eyes, and they like to
wear cowboy hats, and they'll keep them on when they're
brand and cows or tapping that.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
You can keep your Kevin.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Costner and his masculine farse yellow Stone.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's right, Christy folks.

Speaker 7 (40:10):
Folks, folks, well, folks, it's okay if men want to
fish with their friend on a mountain alone, cowboys, don't
let your dive bars turn into be condo. Let him
stay dirty and have an old juke box, pickled eggs

(40:30):
and jars, cheap liquor and sluts. Tom's got a new
cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Its bad ass.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
He's no whissy, and he's gonna be chased now by
all that sweet sweet.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Rhyme.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
It's quite fetching. Yeah, I thank your Pardner. That's right.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
I mentioned Kevin Costner. I would like to say a
fond farewell to the great Graham Green. This won't mean
a lot to me.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Did he he did pass away? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Wonder the actor, not the writer, but yeah, he's he's
the actor, was much younger.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah, what's he most famous for? Dances with wolves? And
he was in wind River and the Canadian Uh a
native of h Yeah and I first first people. Yeah, yeah,
just a terrific actor. Okay, well, no, all coming up.
We're gonna be visiting the sports page. That's right, just

(41:36):
to visit. Do you have anything especially you want to promote?

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Belichick made his debut last night college football it did
not go well. Naomi Osaka and Yanick Center advance at
the Open, and there's a problem with noise.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
At the US Open.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Uh oh, crowd interrupting and then up a tildos thrown
at the uh not yesterday.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
That would really be an update on Caitlin and Day.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, my follow Americans. Our long
national nightmare is over Thursday night. NFL season starts. Thank god,
we all made it through another offseason.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
And we'll talk with Kasaki and what day are we
going to be doing the Chick mcgeese famous sports picture.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
We have to do it on Thursday. I'm going to
pick all the games because it's opening week. Here we
go forward to it.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
We'll come back to the old studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (42:30):
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Speaker 1 (42:36):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to
the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac
Insurance News desk. There's Pat Godwin, Chick, Josh Arnold. Hello there,
Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios. Hello Tom, Now, Josh,

(42:59):
you had a big family weekend.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Yes, man, it was a really nice time making the
ozarks busting balls.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, we made smores. We did plenty of boating out
on the pontoon, did some fishing. Any practical jokes between
the brothers, Yeah, you have three brothers. Our practical jokes
are very, very simple, very simple. It's you.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
If you walk by one of your brothers, you you
just flick them in the neck as as kind of
thing as your crop dusting.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Okay, I'm glad you had a good time. Yes, I
thank you, And we're going to head over to the
sports page where Chick McGee is uh doing some research
for us.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Uh some research. What you mean, we've got sports story.
First game as college coach did not go well.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Bill Belichick's North Carolina tar Heels started fast but got
blown out in the end. TCU winning last night forty
eight fourteen. Tar Heels scored a touchdown in their first possession,
but then the horn Frogs scored forty one straight points
that sent much of North Carolina sellout crowd heading to
the exits long before the start of the fourth quarter.

(44:09):
Belichick is seventy three his first time college coach. Of course,
he won six Super Bowls as a head coach with
the NFL's New England Patriots. Michael Jordan was there last night.
Lawrence Taylor, Roy Williams, Mia Hamm, Julius Pepper's Randy Moss
was in the box with Jordan. Coach's girlfriend made the

(44:33):
made the scene last night. So you must really love coaching.
I wouldn't have any of this want to retire on.
Actually here's here's mister Belichick after the game last night
making some comments.

Speaker 13 (44:47):
It was a great, great atmosphere here for the game tonight.
You know, fans were at tremendous injury energy oh walk, Yeah,
and you know we played competitively but then just.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Couldn't sustain it. So obviously do.

Speaker 13 (45:02):
You know, did do a better job all the way
around catching playing a game just wasn't up to what
it needs to.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Well, maybe we should just let that go and see
if we can get back to it later later this morning,
maybe with Bill Bill talking like that. Uh Naomi Osaka
has eliminated Coco Golf six three sixty two at the
Open to reach her first Grand Slam quarter finally, more
than four and a half years. Osaka seated twenty three.

(45:30):
Much more consistent, and Coco was once again falling prey
to her unforced errors. Oh got her own way? Did
she less her heart? Got in her own way? Yes?
Osaka to me, Oh wait, was that Richard Dixon doing
soke to me? That was good, very much? Oh, Soka

(45:52):
to me, there you go. Do you remember how that
turned the world upside down? Nixon was on laughing, Yes,
do you remember that?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
It's amazing how one minor, seemingly minor move and really
Bill Clinton playing saxophone in our Cenio hall. Yes, there
are many who point to that as that's where he
won the presidency. Liability, Yeah, human is a hard, big,
big time role.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
I And I read somewhere that the largest selling item
at the Nixon Library is the postcard of him with Elvis.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I bet so. Yeah, that is a great He just
kind of barged in knocking on the door.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Yeah, Elvis just showed up and they mix and head
an audience with him, and oh hey, let's let's revisit
Belichick here to see if he's still.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
Done any one thing. It was a combination of multiple things. Yeah, yeah,
he's on defense.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
We do deserve an explanation. Yeah, Well, we'll get back
to that later. The Center one. You can't them all.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Come on, maybe I want to see if Tom Brady
technically is still eligible to come play for US.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah yeah, that's a shame.

Speaker 8 (47:11):
You have a great atmosphere here.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Okay, we got all right, we got you. Uh Joanick
Center advanced. Also the US Open and a US Open
player confronted his opponent over grunting during a match. You
want to stop that grunting.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Zi Zuazu Pits, ziz Zu birds.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
That's a guy, zu Berd. You know, Zazo Pits is
not who you think it is. And when you see
Zazu Pits you'll.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Go, oh, yeah, I think it's a girl.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh yes, yeah. And he's kind of a dancer, performer.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Lovely and she's been in lots of stuff, right, basketball player,
nothing modern.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Don't get us. As you'll see when we have a
picture of Zazo Pits. No relation to Elijah Pits. Elijah
Pits Pits running back for the Green Bay Packers back
in the day. Where's zoo Yeah, Zazo Zazo Pits. Oh yeah,
God bless her.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
She was in movies in the twenties. Oh yeah, man,
I mean like a hundred years ago. Like it never
ceases to amaze me. How all of a sudden you're
questioning our references back in time.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
No, but I mean Zazu Pits. I I would never
have remembered that it was a she. Oh really, yeah,
this is back Elijah Pitts.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
When I was a kid of had his name was
Eli Jupits Jump Pits was his last name.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah, wasn't that familiar with the Bible. But this is Zuzu.
What is that? Ziz zoo Bergs from anybody want to
know his country of origin?

Speaker 5 (48:49):
And what is it?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Zizzu z i z o u Bergs b E r
g s.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Maybe it's that got me thinking Ice, Croatia, all Finland, Finland. No,
it's Belgium, Belgium, lovely, lovely country. Anyways, Zizzu said he
noticed Yami.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Munar of Spain was talking trash late in the match
and approached him about it. Mister Berg said that Munar
was apparently mister Berg apparently not so happy with my
grunting during the match, which I didn't know I was grunting.
Munar explained, I think he did some wrong things, but
he said it wasn't on purpose. It's much more than

(49:32):
that going on noticeably bothered. The grunting did not appear
to knock Munar off his game. He defeated the Belgium.
So the the temperament of a tennis player is just fascinating,
so delicate.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Yeah, they're getting a little more people see than usual
because they've got the special drink and the tickets are
going big prices and the special drink. Yeah, there's a
what is that? Have you been follo all? I'm not, Oh,
I know what.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
You're talking about. Yeah, I forget the name of it now.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Is it a gin drink?

Speaker 6 (50:06):
I think it's a vodka drink? Yeah, and it's there's
The recipe was in the paper last week.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
It comes in like a thirty two ounce. It looks
like the honey deuce, a big, a big gulp.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Greg Goose vodka, fresh lemonade and a touch of raspberry
and liquor.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
That sounds nice. I hate the sad part of Josh,
but honey dewce does sound like a sex move. Hm oh,
but not a pleasant one. Yeah. It's kind of like
a Cleveland steamer with frosting.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
There's also the watermelon slice.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Well, the honey wagon that's a yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Yeah, there's a lot of pomp and circumstance for essentially
grown people playing harder ping pong. Yeah right, well tennis
is hard. I'm serious, like bigger ping pong. Yeah yeah,
you guys know tennis is hard.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
I mean, that's quite an athletic feat but yeah, it's
Can we lighten up a little bit about it?

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Well that I think that we need a bad guy
like the guy last week that was bashing to pieces.
But back in the day when you had Jimmy Connors
and John McEnroe, the bad guys.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
You be kidding me.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Yeah, it seems like it's been going on forever.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Two week around Labor Day people you know who should
be involved. Actually, he was making some comments about the
US Open tennis.

Speaker 9 (51:23):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Tremendous? He's still going.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
You know, we played competitively.

Speaker 9 (51:30):
But then.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
Here's something obscure. Zizzu Berg's the Belgian tennis player you
were just mentioned. He's named after French soccer legend of
Zenodeine Zidane. Anybody remember the French soccer legend.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
If he's named after is his name? Yeah? Instead of
you got me? Or is nickname?

Speaker 9 (52:02):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Jane Fonda or who was it? Olivia Newton, John Olivia Newton,
John o n J. Wonderful with Gene.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Kelly was a wonderful movie? Is that what you just said?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Being Stark taking Barbarella? So I always get Barbarrella in.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
This really hasn't raised its ugly head until this morning.
I my dad had tastes, Pat has Pat has a
song about it.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I know I'd love to hear that.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
So I love that song about dad. What's better Xanadu
or Barbarella? If I were to watch Barbarrella?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I don't think I've seen it. Depends.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
It depends if in terms of the camp factor, maybe
Xana do. Because it reaches levels that are so bad
it's great.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Actually, if you're gonna watch Jane Fon go with Clute.
I like Clute.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
I like that's really because Donald Southern. Yeah, he's amazing.
What's a good movie?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
China Syndrome is good? What other Jane fund of movie? Popper?
Thank you? Coming up?

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Speaker 4 (55:04):
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the Silent Insurance News desk as Christy Lee. Hey, there's
Pat Godwin, the Chick, Josh Arnold n Ace Cosby.

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a letter.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Well, I explained I took a quick weekend and went
to Colorado and had rented a condo and it was
a long journey, weather related et cetera, et cetera. So
I'd been awake for twenty two hours. When we arrived,
I was completely exhausted, had never been in this particular condo.
Rushed in because I really had to go to the

(55:50):
toilet right correct. Oh, and by the way I did,
I forgot to mention this Josh. On the way there,
I stopped had the best pizza I've ever.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Had in my life. Really, I'm totally serious.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Uh, it was just it was a a place called
Bojo's somewhere off Interstate seventy in Colorado.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Best pizza I've ever had.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
I think it's but it's got a funky spelling like
bo j e u x or something highly recommended, double fund,
double thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Just delicious in any event, So I had the pizza.
I got back in the car. I really have to go.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
I got into the condo, rushed to the bathroom again,
half asleep, sit down, and following the first phase of
the transaction, I would realize my uh derrire was being
bathed in warm water. Unbeknownst to me, this this uh
this toilet had it built in bidet and I never

(56:45):
experienced that before. Took you by surprise, took me by surprise,
But it was quite delightful. I must say, yeah, I
don't like the surprise aspect of it. And because when
I sat down, I noticed I hadn't even turned the
lights on. I really ran in there, and I noticed
that the seat was warm.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
That must be part of the thing. And then it
turns out there's like an iPad attached to it. It's
very famous. But I have this nice letter here. This
comes to us from Adrian he goes, I was once
a non believer in the bidet, but decided to give
it a shot one day. Have you ever had the
feeling of cleaning peanut butter out of shag carpet? Well,

(57:29):
I think that's a really good analogy.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
You can do something about that shag carpet there. What
does that have to do with a bidet?

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Well, I think the implication the the bidet was cleaning
the the the delicate here.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
That's delicate, more delicate than.

Speaker 9 (57:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I think it's very delicate, suggesting that his uh see
that the gluteal cleft was was not shorn uh airgo
the masses of the aforementioned materials and the harry it's
gotta be. But that makes it much easier, I would think, right, Yeah,
what Adrian is saying is, yes, it was. It was.
It was the best way to get rid of the

(58:16):
peanut butter in the shag carpet. If you now, what
did you do? Did you air dry or did you
uh paper mache?

Speaker 10 (58:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Is that gonna happen? Yeah? I believe you took some time? Right, Yeah?

Speaker 6 (58:27):
Again, I was so stunned, and I mentioned I'd had
no sleep right right, yeah, but it was quite refreshing.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
So what did you do? Did you sit there and
let an air dryer? Did you wipe that? I did not.
I didn't. I wasn't familiar with the controls.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Shot, you didn't know how to use the dryer?

Speaker 4 (58:41):
No, I didn't know how to use anything. I just
I was so shocked. Yeah, of course, But I believe
the term is paper mache.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Took You think chefs or anybody works in a restaurant
accidentally makes paste down there, They get some flour down
their pants, and you know what flower and water mikes paste. Right,
I bet it's happened. I bet it just happened, like
some flour on a sweaty neck. Yeah, well kind of
paste up on you? I got paste? Yeah, I suppose

(59:12):
you've made flower paste for kindergarteners. Right, that's how you
made the shark. I thought you make water and flour
and you get paste. Right, you do get some kind
of attack?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Yeah, well okay, at yeast you got dope.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Well, no, that's only in women with the east defection.
I got that.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
In any event, I enjoyed my bidet experience. I did
not ever use it again. Yes, And and it doesn't
sound like you're gonna run it, rush out and purchase.
I bring it up because you have one at your home.

Speaker 9 (59:46):
I do.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Yeah, and I like it. And it's a it's a
modification on your toilet exactly. Yeah. And I have the
seat warmer and uh, do you have the iPad thing
in the wall? No, I have a remote? Oh? Really
is it? Is it wireless? Yes? This all sounds wonder
is it? I dare? I ask?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Bluetooth or brown tooth? And there's it's it's lighted. So
at night you lift the lid and the lights and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
What's that? I'm sorry, it's lit not lighted.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Yeah, I just go with the grammar.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Guy's the grammar.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Okay, fine, you're the theater, so when you walk in,
I don't understand when you so you as soon as
you lift the lid.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Motion detective. So it's like having lights in your swimming pool. Yeah,
I guess so if those are motion are your swimming
pool lights motion?

Speaker 9 (01:00:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
No, there's a switch. That's always a cool thing. Isn't
it a nighttime swim with lights? And yeah? Yeah, and
only we're invited over to a place where you can
never see.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Hey, I've swam. I've swum at his house many times
and I was never invited.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
He's promised me to teach me how to dive. It's swam. Never,
it's swam.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
If you're lit, it's drowned. Let's let's move on back
to the world of sports with Chick McGee. Who's so
excited about the NFL season? Is it the opening game
in uh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Thursday nights? Is it Brazil? It's Friday night Chiefs and
the Chargers in Brazil? Okay, opening opening day is Thursday night,
Tomorrow night, Cowboys at Philly, which could get real ugly
as far as cowboys getting their penises knocked in the dirt,
as one would say.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
We'll walk into that Philly STADIU didn't Bill Belichick have
a comment about that game?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I don't know let's see what's happening.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
If we on those things and showed on Saturday, and yeah,
this is the Dallas game credit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I'm not sure he's been talking now for like a
half poor press pool. We need that in a loop.
Can we can we go now w NBA last night?
Wait a minute, I gotta find Oh here it is
Atlanta by Connecticut ninety three seventy six, Minnesota over Dallas,

(01:02:11):
he killed our president ninety six seventy one, and the
Sparks over Seattle ninety one eighty five, and Caitlin Clark
is teaming up. This is the story Tom's excited about
because he sees something in the now happening hip world.
He recognized Stanley, So now here we go. Oh no,
that's Pal and Clark is teaming up with Stanley on

(01:02:32):
a signature line of hydration products. Ah, this is what
this is. This is Stanley. The cups there you see them,
sure with the Pegasus, not Stanley Stanley Cupp.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
I mean, I have a nice Stanley tape measure, but
there's not going to be a Caitlin Clark tape measure.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Stanley has lots of tools, tools and things. Oh maybe
it's actually a griffin. Not a pegasus. Hang sent what
are you talking about? The little Stanley ago?

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Is it a lion with wings or a Horselling look
like a bear. Oh, maybe it's a bear with wings.
I'm here toofoar unfamiliar with that creature.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
It looks like a unicorn lion. This multi year partnership
with Caitlin and Stanley. We'll start with the debut Stanley
nineteen thirteen Caitlin Clark collection tomorrow. The products designed in
the Caitlin Clark Blacktop colorway of purple blue and black,
feature high glass basketball artwork in bossing, Caitlin Clark's signature

(01:03:34):
and her twenty two deuces on the base. The limited
edition collection includes a Quencher Pro Tour flip straw tumbler.
Oh that's your that's your classic. That's the work horse, Yeah,
in thirty and forty ounces, and ice Flow flip straw
in twenty four ounces, and the sixty four ounce flip
straw jug. That Josh is your big boy y. Yeah,

(01:03:58):
that's a jug. Prices ray from forty to sixty five dollars.
What size brawl with a fifty four ounce jug? If
we're talking.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Boob, that's a big boob Christie. How many ounces do
you think your boobs are? As do guy knows ever? Go, Hey, yeah,
let's see how the ounces your bobs are.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
I would think they use a plastic surgeon.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Might if they're fit it inside a D two cup
measuring cup or something a documentary.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
They they put your your bosoms. Yes, if you're augmenting,
you put a bosom deflated into the incision, and then
they put saline into how many ccs are in the city,
They fill it up once it's already there, Yeah, like
a water. Much like the water. Yeah, it's like putting

(01:04:47):
the tires on and then and then filling them up. Yes,
well yeah, yeah, this makes sense right, Yeah, no, because
if you put saline in it, you'd have to make
a bigger incision to get the falsey in there. Do
you think the surgeons get nervous like I do when
I blow up a balloon? Is this too much? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Do you guys get nervous filling a tire? You know
the correct P S, I and everything that you go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I just don't want this to blow up in my front.
I'm sure online there are hundreds of guys.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
It is a bear.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
The Stanley mythical bear. Mythical bear with wings is he
made his debut with a crown and has lightning bolts
around it with a nod to the inventor.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
You know who.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
The inventor of the Stanley was, mister Stanley, Well Earl Stanley,
his son William Stanley Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Billy. Yes, Billy's never going to mount to anything. Oh
he made it, he made a cup. Okay, okay, I see.

Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
So the their drinkwear uses a bear and the logo
their tools.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Do not according to this account. But it's all the
same company. You're still right. The standing bear with wings
is called the winged bear.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
How about that Dad's company and the drink wear male company?

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Are we sure it's winged or wing Oh? You gotta
go winged. I think if you want to be lofty
and pretentious, you go with winged. Ergo Yeah, I go winged,
I go aged. I guess you like aged very much. Well.
Speaking of agent Bill Belichick, make his uh, do we
have any comments college football coaching debut last night? And

(01:06:23):
here he is. Obviously we have a lot of work
to do. Last night, of course.

Speaker 10 (01:06:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
It was on the ESPN and Kirk Kirk Street, and
I know we're a lot better than that, so I
can't wait on me to But in the fourth quarter
last night, you know, Kirk, uh it's your favorite. Herbie
is my favorite. He's a good man who loves mister
Obvious and he uh doesn't go anywhere without his uh
golden retriever. Peter and Peter got on the air last

(01:06:53):
night as they're doing the broadcast, and guess what Peter
got to do. That's right, Peter, of course, and a
good broadcaster. If you're going to be on the broadcast,
you need your headphone. Oh yeah, and uh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Peter, Peter had his headphones on, and he's a gorgeous dog.
And then look at the size of those paws and
then I love dogs. Paws are too big for them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Daughters like that're so sweet.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
I think I got taken last night by my daughter.
One of my my nine year old, my nine year
old comes up to me and she goes, what's a
good name for a girl dog?

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Okay, So we go back and forth with some names,
and then she goes, okay, good, so we're getting one
that's perfect. That is that's Moxie. Hey, Like I said,
we've already got to. First of all, she's a Griswold.
She'll get one too, well played.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
My goodness, I'd be fully in favor. There's another vote
in the building that only wants two dogs in the building.
I've had two dogs sometimes up to six, which was
that was a little much?

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
You re mind that other vote about certain things? You
have the roof over the head?

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Yes, wait a minute, who bought the little dog the
last time?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Was that hard or that's heart little dog?

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Well Hard already has a little dog.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
When she apparently wants a girl dog, you gotta have
a girl dog.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Yeah, for company.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
You don't have any girl dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
No, it got the boy got the two boy dogs.
Boy dogs are no the Peter, that's your daughters. She's
tired of looking at sack all day. Although golden retrievers
are tasteful, the hair covers everything. I don't like a
dog walking around and see the bo I don't like that.
I'm about to just do you see a bulldog every
now and again with a set on it? Did you
see it? Did you see any of the films of

(01:08:42):
the Uh looks like an old man at the home
was like my gym. It looks like walking.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Hurts anybody see any of the footage of the the
Wiener Dog Festival. No, I didn't, hilarious because we had
last week we had the well Corgi Festival. They also
do one with wiener dogs. Oh nice, And I saw
a couple of really cool wiener dogs over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
I spent the whole weekend with two wiener dogs. My
nieces Dockson's names the long hair, short hair one is
they're kind of long hair. Yeahca is definitely, and she
looks like she's naturally crimped. Mocha, Yeah, Mocha is the
girl and Spookam's is the boy. Oh yeah, they're good,
good bucks, good name.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yes. So we came up with all kinds of funny
names and then at the edge, you say, so we're
getting one. Huh what was the name?

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
I said, it's got to be something originals. We have
things like, you know, low Ki and I got a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I've got the greatest girl dog name for you. And
you can use this Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie for that's
really nice, it's beautiful, it's very proper. Stephanie, Stephanie, Stevie.
You can do all the whole thing about deb that
would be good. Human names are always so great.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Love a friend who has a dog named Kevin, and
I love I love human names for dogs Milicen.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
Patty, ever, because they're maybe going to one of your
old girlfriend's names for a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Get a dog and call it Kim. She got a girl.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
I think I think her name is Nancy. But don't
quit on that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
But I think it's Nancy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Dog name names, But I particularly like first and last
name for a pet. Oh really yeah, like if she
named it Nancy Reagan.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
But when you go to the vet, don't they mean
they use your last that? I find that hilarious. I
name my first dog after a coach, Joe Gibbs's wife.
Her AKC name is was Missus Patricia Gibbs. Missus Gibbs.
That was the greatest dog in the history of the world.

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
And I took your cue because I have a dog
named Doungee, named after the great Tony Dungee.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
No, not even in the same ballpark of humorous and fun.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
Just I've just done that Super Bowl winner Tony Dungee
very much.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
No one forgot talked into that. Uh what do you
mean who got to you? Did not I don't know
what do you. I don't think you picked that name. No,
he absolutely did.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
He told us that the girls, the girls want another name,
Oh like Elsa or yeah, what's the name of the snow?
Josh gadd is somewhere eating something at their ten thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Dogs named Bella right now? Yes, okay, so off my dog.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
I love Frozen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
What's coming up in sports?

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
What's the NFL player's pole. We'll have some questions answered.
Other questions will rise up. Those might be answered.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Labor Day and swimming and feces. Oh, oh, the United
States of America, and we'll lead what shoe will? I
never own crocs, that's right, And of course we've got
a story about crocs.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
And not just a dog festal a redhead fast. We
have read heead festival the fire bush.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Tom, he wouldn't go near it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:06):
Okay, that bush was high level. These are the auto parts.

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Speaker 13 (01:12:47):
Let's go back and see if Bill Belichick is still
and we played competitively, but then just couldn't sustain it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
So yeah, going on, Okay, you'd do a better job
all the way round.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
No better job all away.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Christy Lee, Huh, Pat Godwin, Josh Charnold, he's Cosby.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Pretend we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. I'm chick.
Hello Tom once again.

Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
I was inaugurated to the world of the biday over
the weekend with the rental condo we were in.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
And you're not curious. You don't think you'd like to
have one installed? No, it was against realized. Yeah it
was fancy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
But her former partner has one like that. Bob has
a one with a little control on the wall and
very nice. Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Do you think I'm trying to simplify my life? You
think it's probably your mom never had a biday? Or
does it seem dirty to you? Or did Paul ever
wipe your butt? I bet did paula? Well, Tommy, this
was Tom's German housekeeper. But Tom was his small boy.

(01:13:55):
I am Paul, would show?

Speaker 9 (01:14:00):
Would?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
I wish I could if I could get a picture
of Paul. Oh, you got it. I never want to
see her. I only want a picture. Well, I'm just
in your mind. A picture a brown masculine, a brown
show kind of yeah, short, very plump, yes, good white

(01:14:23):
white white hair. This is what I'm hoping for. Yeah,
this is for days. Oh huge, Yeah, and very very
thick ax, very thick German accent. Does she wear a uniform? Yeah?
Was she gentle or boss?

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
I wore a tom?

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Are you done making she stuck up? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Watch back then, most Germans were uniforms, some sort of
inn Ye, Yes she did.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Would She makes spetzel and she makes brutal, very nice
and it was great. Don't have anything to do with
a tenderlin.

Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
Yeah, kind of a tine but once again, but she
did not. But I used this bidet for the first time,
and again thank you to Adrian for describing it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Is the best way to get peanut butter out of
a shag carpet. That is one. That's what some fine
bit of verbiage. Bill To this day, the most intense
orgasm he's ever had was with Paula, there's no doubt. Yeah,
poor paul forget your first Yeah, you don't. And her
cousin Helga, oh the old three. I was Helga housekeeper
in another estate. I don't know what I hardly lived
them in the state, but I don't know. I don't

(01:15:41):
know what Helga did. Actually she was in the country
though she wasn't over in Germany.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
No, she was in she was in country. Ah, we
said during no, right, right? Would you consider Paula a
bit of an all pair or was she just a
house No? No, she was just like, okay, housekeeper. Now
who was who was the downstairs mate?

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
That's right? Roadiss ball. Would you have a beer a week? No?

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
No? No, no, god no shed weekends off?

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Her husband, Irwin, the Irwin. I think it must have
been no, but no he wasn't. But I remember one
day Irwin came over and he said, we could throw
it on basket. Body. You got mitten he called it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
He called it a baseball mitten. I'll never forget that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Really sweet, very sweet.

Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
By by the way, updates, we were talking about cereal mascots,
among many important matters in contemporary culture.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
The tiger, my original source was wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
I did a little more homework. Mickey Mouse was licensed
on cereal boxes as early as nineteen twenty eight. And
how could I forget snap, crackle and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Pop ahead of Tony the Tiger nineteen.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Thirty three, okay, and then one of my favorites in
nineteen forty one, Sugar Bear. Oh, when they used to
be honest and call it sugar crisp, which is you
know remember that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Yeah, he was. He was so laid back, kind of
a jask. It was very laid back he was before
Tony the Tiger. Tony the Tiger wasn't too nineteen fifty one, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
And then there were sugar pops, right, I like those.
I did too, like yellow things. And then now they're
just they're just called popsy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Yeah, who were they fooling? And then there were sugar
smacks and those just became smacks. I would remember the
name of the frog. No, dig them, dig them smacks.
I'm surprised they've even kept that. It's kind of a
thistle caper in line. Give her a bowl of smacks.
Domestic violence also drugs. I kind of thought he was

(01:17:48):
going there.

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Yeah, By the way, I have a I have a
twenty dollars bill in my pocket. If anybody can give
me the full name of cap and Crunch, Oh, I
always before. No, wait a minute, you're getting closed.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Keep going, herschel, it's you got the first part right,
Horatio really, Horatio Hornblower, Horatio Magellan Crunch. Oh okay, it's
my cousin Quisp, remember the surreal quisp. Of course, thing
just a different shape. That's not true.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
No Quist wasn't like Captain Crunch.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
It's slightly different flavor, right, I thought it was the
same flavor, very similar.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
A lot of that stuff was quite simplar, now did
they the cocoa puffs, didn't that get uh politically corrected out?

Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
I mean Sonny was because he was so cuckoo for
coc it wasn't there some mental health?

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
God, I loved cocoa puffs. Turned your milk chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Oh yeah yeah. Coca pebbles for me though, And that
was Freden Barney.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, not fruity pebbles.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Well, no, my dad liked that, Betty did. Yeah, good
morning sun. Oh it's so colorful. I'm gonna hate the standing.
I tell you why that you to play catch no pitch?
Have you noticed that the chairs in the kitchen are

(01:19:20):
so hard. Let's moving. Okay, why you're under We're always bloody,
you're happy with yourself? Hang on, you win. Let's see
what Bill Belichick is. I don't think he's still. He
can't be, No, he can't.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
Well, great atmosphere here for.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Our wives bringing sack lunches to their husbands who are
reporting on it, giving him a kiss on the forehead
and walking out, Larry your children, miss you.

Speaker 8 (01:19:52):
You know you did do a better job all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Thank you, coach uh new poll of NFL fans the
fans re that the league's most annoying players, who they are,
and what they're all about? What the problem is. The
Action Network surveyed over three thousand fans across the United
States and found that who do you think the most

(01:20:14):
annoying player is in the National Football I mean, I
think they're going to say, someone's going to say Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
You know, if it's Aaron Rodgers, twenty five percent makes
teammate Travis Kelsey and Patrick Holmes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
I think America wants to know who Chick McGee would
have round out the top three. I would, boy, I
don't know that the the the documentary and when the
Jets were on the Hard Knocks, they really they really
put Aaron in it nicely. He seems like a good guy.
He seems like they're just they don't like a winner,
a good hang.

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
I love the fact that he got married and she
has not even nobody knows who she is. Yeah, they've
kept it really low in private.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
They just oh, yeah, they announced it. It's a marine McCormick.

Speaker 11 (01:21:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Absolutely, she played Marshall on the braid. She did, but
that's not you can really bring it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Are you going to be?

Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
You're doing your shoeing of the week starting leader this week?
You know, Suki sucky and uh, thank you. Your prediction
on the Steelers, anything anything of interest the Steelers with
h they'll be lucky if they make the playoffs. No, actually,
I think they're going to be a damn fine team.
I think Aaron's just what they needed. They've got new
wide receivers out there, really, George, George Picking and the

(01:21:35):
other receiver Grinnan.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
You remember, I guess my husband's going to that Packers
Steelers game in Pittsburgh. I just found that out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Oh, he's taking the concubine yeah, did you?

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Hey Tom, this is Christie's husband and or I dropped that.
Evidently it's a bombshell if I want to go to
a packer?

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Are you taking Christie to the Vegas to see the
Wizard of Oz? I've heard that my us to go
to Vegas and get laid with Christy along. Come on,
he's going with me?

Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
You are going?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
I am ragging him. Hey, hey, Tom, if you have
a chance, if you see me standing outside my house,
would you you do me a favorite? What's that? Would
you kill me? Okay, okay, I can get that.

Speaker 6 (01:22:17):
Time coming up, we have a comedian Kastaki Economopolis with
our NFL preview UH and uh and more from the
NFL Fans survey and Kasaki is going to be going
to Germany to burtle in see the Colts Falcons game,
which is really cool and we'll tell you all about
that when we returned to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):

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Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Just a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show, Josh Arnold,
Christy Lee, Hello, Hey Ace Cosby.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Hey, I'm chick McGhee, Hey Tom. We have a special guest,
I believe, don't we is joining us via satellite. It's
a comedian, Kostaki economopolis As. That's a gorgeous shirt you've
got on there, A little beard.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
I got a I got a polyester bowling shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Is your beard gray gorgeous?

Speaker 9 (01:23:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah, yeah, I got I'm chicking. I have the same
thing where our beards like darker than ours, whiter than
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
I think the word you're looking for isn't gray, it's white. Yeah, yeah,
I know in my case, Kostacky. We've been talking about
a couple of road trips. For example, Christy Lee is
talking about going to Vegas not to see the Crappy Raiders, sorry,
but to go to the Sphere to see to see

(01:23:50):
the Wizard of Oz movie. Are you aware of this, Kostaki?

Speaker 11 (01:23:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
I know, I wasn't, but I would love to go
to the Sphere. They've They've done a huge production. And
I just got this letter from Matthew. He goes, Christy
definitely go. I was there this past weekend. It was unbelievable.
Words cannot describe it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
Well, I've already bought the tickets, so we're going.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
And he says, PS, that's great. Ps. You should have
seen my friend's face when the gummy kicked in. Thank you, Matt.

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
I can't do that, but I know Kostaki. You're going
to be going to Germany to Berlin later in the
season Colt's Falcons. You are a huge Falcon fan, and yeah,
the backstory and this is really cool. Can you tell
me again? Your brother had was dealing with cancer and
I had to get a bone marrow transplant.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Yeah, my brother.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Needed a bone marrow transplant. At the time, there were
sixteen million people who had registered to donate marrow if
they were a match. He matched two people out of
sixteen million to find a match, and Jurgen donated his
marrow and he got the marrow and went through hell
for about a year and now he's completely cancer free.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Saved his life. And the guy's name is Jurgen.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Jurgen, we're gonna meet Yrgen and his wife and we're
all going to the Falcons game together.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
Now, to be fair, should we send him some Colts stuff? Well,
it's the Colts taking on the Falcons in Berlin.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
I well, but I'd be happy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
He's shared with andreas his crummy German football's team, and
we have returned the favor by turning him into a
Falcons fan.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Oh I see, okay, ah okay, And it is Jurgen's
last name, off, isn't it. That's how we're starting.

Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
Now, Kastaki before we get to I know you've prepared something,
but I'll stall for a minute because I wanted to
see it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Yeah, why.

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
No, Yes, Chick was just reading this survey about the
most annoying UH players in the NFL. They they surveyed
three thousand fans and and they chose twenty five percent
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Chose Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, that's so. I thought it was
kind of interesting. I wonder if they had done it
for team owners. Do you think Jerry Jones would just
be the overwhelming number one pick? Yeah, especially this week,
it'd be hard not to choose to choose anyone else.

(01:26:16):
I can tell you that.

Speaker 9 (01:26:18):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
That's a fun story check, isn't it. We love it
when something terrible happens with the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
It's fun. It's pretty hard to beat when that sort
of thing happens. Yeah. So for the listeners if.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
You hadn't followed along, the Cowboys traded superstar Michah Parsons
to the Packers.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Yeah, they did for a player and two first round
draft picks.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
With his new draft picks, Jerry Jones is hoping to
hit on a Mark Micah Parsons type.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Hopefully, hopefully he can get one of those guys.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
He traded Elvis, so now he's hoping to get an
Elvis impersonator.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Good play, Buddy Stogie.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
We were talking to Billy Gardell and he said that
he once auditioned for a role and they were they
called for a Billy Gardell type and he did get
Oh my god, that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
That reminds me years ago, Caroline and I had a
rule that it was okay to be mean to each
other as long as it was funny, and because you know,
we're both comics. And she didn't get a part she
really wanted, and I go, who got the parts? Goes,
I don't know, some woman looks like me, but ten
years ago, and I said, oh, do you have her number?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Hello? And by the way, they're not together.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
Writing, Yeah, right, Caroline Ray is the baby mama in
question here. She said, by the way, I've seen her
stand up, it's terrific.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
She's great. You ever get a chance, and Kastaki is
a great stand.

Speaker 8 (01:27:43):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:27:43):
I just was saying, I think for this this fan poll,
I think there should be a thing. Who are the
most annoying fans?

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Well, Dallas Cowboys fans they're right there.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Yeah, that's that's tough.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Eagles tough. Yeah, I would say I'm sure the Eagles
come in there somewhere and they're most fans according to
a specific fan basis. It's like for Washington, it's Dallas.
I mean, everybody the Philadelphia's Dallas. I mean, yeah, a
lot of people hate the Cowboys. Yeah. There's a Netflix
documentary The Gambler and His Team or The Gambler and

(01:28:18):
His Cowboys right now on Netflix. That's if you hate
the Cowboys, you'll kind of be irritated by it because
it is a Jurgen off of Jerry Jones. I can
tell you that that's what that is.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
But maybe the most irritating fan is the fantasy football
guy that won't stop talking as if he's the general
manager of the team.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Okay, we got to take a look at that player.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
I'm right here. You got to one of the other
best annoying NFL figures. Bill Belichick had a rough night
last night University of North Carolina and Belichick lost forty
eight to fourteen.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Yeah, yeah, he did.

Speaker 9 (01:28:56):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Seems like a big gap. But think about it this way.
Bellich Check is seventy three and his girlfriend is twenty four,
So when he was forty eight, she was minus one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
And actually Kristocky very exciting. Bill Belichick is still wrapping
up his news.

Speaker 8 (01:29:12):
Coming playing in all three phase of the game. It
wasn't up to what it needs to be bet.

Speaker 11 (01:29:19):
That, so he's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
He still going on. He's still going. Yeah. We've been
checking in on that all morning. He's still talking. It's
really something. Yeah, man, man, oh man. He's embraced the
media a little bit. Would have thought it is interesting.
I wonder if that was part of the deal. You
have to talk to the media because he's never been good.
That's no, it's not. I don't know. I don't know

(01:29:42):
how they got him to Yeah, I don't know. And
everybody was there last night. This Michael Jordan, all the
North Carolina Lawrence Taylor and oh uh what else?

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Former Bears quarterback Jay Cutler got a dui police say,
had bloodshot eyes and deemed out of it. To be fair,
that's what Jay Cutler always looks like.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
Yep, there's no funnier there's no funnier presentation on the
Internet than Jay Cutler smoking. And they take pictures pictures
of Jay Cuttler and they just put a cigarette in
his mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
It's just perfect. It's every picture, it fits, it fits
every time, the face time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Yeah, he also found a gun in his truck, a
loaded gun. Jake Cutler boo is a gun and a
pickup truck in Tennessee. It sounds like a kid rock video.
It gave a white trash clue. It was Jay Cutler
with the pistol in the pickup.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
Kostaki is the proprietor of a place called All Pro Lines.
Tell me how this works, Kostoki, Uh, it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
It's a football joke page. We do memes and stuff.
We'll do caption contest. Come join us at all Pro
Lines whatever your favorite social media platform is. And we
and once a year we do one serious thing. We
we do a pick them league and we ask for
donations to the v Foundation.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
They do.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Uh, they've got what do they call it, They've got
underwriters basically that pay for the operating expenses endowments. So
every penny you donate, one goes to cutting edge cancer research.
So that's our cause. And then we just play do
a confidence pool do football pick them all season long?
We got prizes every week and season long, So come
join us at All Pro once.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
All right, okay, well, and we'll be looking forward to
talking to you all season long. And we do it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Can we do a closer?

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
The Falcons have a new quarterback, Michael Pennix, and my
my buddy is a newspaper editor unemployed of course. Uh,
he warned me, goes Penix auto corrects to Penis. So
we're gonna have big mistake headline at some point.

Speaker 13 (01:31:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
So I have.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Possible Michael Pennock's mistake headlines.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
You ready for this?

Speaker 14 (01:31:53):
Yes, cousins out Penis in Hey, Penis soft and first
star art Penis struggles, yag died. Third quarter, Falcons finally
put in aging Penis. Penis explodes in fourth quarter, Penis
uses legs to run all over cowboys.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
My favorite Penis proves incapable of good decisions. Fans cringe
as Penis enters injury, tent Penis erupts early sleeps through
second half, and finally Falcons win with Penis out. Good night, everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
Much, Kashaki, do you remember the thing a few years
ago where they had some kind of organization had an
auto correct and it would take the word gay out
of various articles and no, yeah, and there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
And Tyson Gay was a sprinter, and I think there
was another sprinter. I forget his first name is last
name was Dix, d i X Gay defeats Dix or
something like that, and the autocorrect like obliterated the entire story.

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
It wouldn't let him print it or something that almost
almost sexorable. Something sad well, fanks Kostoki once again, it's
all pro lines. Visit with Kastaki and go see him live.
He's very funny in person, of course, Thank you very much.
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Thank you very much. Christy Lee, well done. And coming up.

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Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
Desk, Tacos, anybody else?

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Yeah, I don't know when to see. They should have
a twenty four hour you know the Talco the burger
places right now? Breakfast, breakfast, twenty four hours a day.
There's Pat God, you like some breakfast, Paul. Yeah, I
can't eat. I'm fascinating right now. That's good for me.
In three yeah, that's right, fast years. I'm going a
three year okay, Josh Arnold's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly

(01:35:32):
Auto Park Studios. Hello, Tom, how are you doing? Buddy good?
I want nothing. I wanted to point out, all right,
I was at a candy store over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
So the girls went with you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Yeah, I bet they were happy about that, being in
a candy store. I think they were white.

Speaker 6 (01:35:51):
Abby think I have some time to I'll ask I'll
ask you, Christy, I bought two packs of gum.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Good for you just a second? So, and did you
give the lady your money or your card all by yourself?
I put the card in the machine. What can I get?
What can I get for this many? They display your finger?
Calm down.

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
They turned the machine around and it asked for a tip?

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
Yeah, or two backs ago?

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
I mean like what, No, it's really gotten out a hand?

Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
How much did you tip? Tip? Clicked? Whatever it was
so you can't complain, but it's I mean, really.

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
There's a story about that. A trend often called guilt tipping,
refers to giving more money than you want to, usually
because of payment screen or cashier makes you feel bad
if you don't. This is a new survey and it
suggests the Americans are spending less this year on those
extra unwanted tips. On average, Americans say they still end
up leaving money, but the overall amount is dropped compared

(01:36:54):
to last year.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Here's the thing, though, no one should be allowed to
complain about someone not tipping, because there are people that
tip that could just go ahead, to hell with it.
I'll tip anyway you know what I mean. Any any
tip is a bonus tip.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
Be if someone makes you your coffee or whatever, I
get it. But just I mean this is this was
the first for me I had.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
It was at a coffee shop over the weekend and
I got and a coffee and I tipped them before
I got my food.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
And I got my coffee, but the girls just standing
back there talking.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
I tipped girls.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
I wasn't doing anything, she wasn't doing her job. My
coffee I had to get.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Here's the one thing I love the tip is when
they have the competing jars. You ever do that? The
competing jars, the competing.

Speaker 6 (01:37:51):
Jars, they'll got you put your tip and they'll put
you can put beetles over here, Dave Clark five over here?

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
What stumble into a time for coffee? Seriously, have you
never seen this? Put Mitch Miller here.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
They have two tip jars and they'll be putting like
for example, they might have like a football game.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Or I have not seen that. Okay, so who you're
rooting for? And I always put a little in the
Dave Clark five tip jari? Oh yeah, no one has that.
You guys, don't you guys don't get around them. Take
a picture of this.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Literally that look. I like your Beatles and Dave Clark
five wasn't just an example that you came up with.
You actually saw them.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Yes, oh I've seen I've seen rolling stones versus doors,
wacky coffee plays.

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
Oh yeah, I think you have to have a tattoo
just a player like that. Yeah, nice people, Yeah, it's great,
and your your point is okay. Dave Clark five is
a good band there, very underrated. And of course I
love the Beatles, but there's no beat right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
How in the world is Dave Clark going to beat
the Beatles?

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:38:59):
That's why I'm tipping heavy over there. Oh so you're
you're skewing the results.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
I'm trying to get little not a little bit. Maybe
some kid isn't familiar with the Dave Clark five. What
is wrong with you? And then last hours complaining we
were talking about something from the twenties and you were
all up pits pits. Yeah, she isn't involved in this
pole something somehow, Harold, certainly you've seen this. You go

(01:39:30):
into a place they've got one tip, Jar says rolling
So no, never in my perfect I'm sorry, I have
guys don't get around. We get around.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
I don't think it's that we don't get around. I
think it's we've not gone to that one place.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
No, no, no, it's it's this is very common. You're
gonna have to take multiple pictures and how to prove this. Jason,
you've seen this, are you?

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
Yes, he's fine, but we're kind of talking about the Beatles,
Dave Clark Final.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Only one place is doing that. Yeah, but it's you know,
just fun. But yeah, that's very typical to do sports teams,
and that is fun. It's a fun.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
It's a fun way to get more tips more if
you're if you're a big fan of a certain team,
or if you're not a fan of that school, and
you stiff the poor people and there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
Pretty good little trick. I think I like it. I
can see people.

Speaker 6 (01:40:20):
But at least there's at least there's some fun there.
As opposed to buying two packs of gum and having
the ladies spin around a thing and wants a tip,
I mean a paying them to work there, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Have to tip, and and I'm very pro tip. I
am very too. I did tip them for the gum
but it's that that just seems kind of right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
But there's a chance that those workers, even though it's
awkward and weird, it's it's not them that's set up the.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
The other aspect of it where she was incredibly hot.

Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
And of course, yeah, so now if you if you
had because you're you know, you're in a relationship and
you certainly wouldn't do this.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
But if you, if you were looking what sort of
what sort of line, if you will, would you have
opened up with this? Actually actually not particularly my type.
I was just kidding, not particularly no time, so you
would not say I have the type. We all got
quite I think I don't know what you have a type,
what your type is. Of course I have a type.

(01:41:15):
Well maybe not, maybe, maybe not. I have a type.
I have a type.

Speaker 4 (01:41:19):
Christie has had a type. Finally got over that hump
and now she's back back to normality.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
It's pretty normal. That's fair. Is that fair? I think
he's extraordinary. I think he's normal. Face, thank you, that's
what I meant.

Speaker 5 (01:41:38):
Okay, you're talking about that yesterday because the Breakfast Club
came on and he goes, oh, let me guess you
were a Jeded Nelson fan, I go, absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
I had to watch The Breakfast Club. No, we did
not watch it. I couldn't watch Sports Center for five minutes.
The world would turn upside down.

Speaker 6 (01:41:56):
I guess that may be though the most. When I
hear that one song, I go right to that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Don't you forget it about me?

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
Let's polish off sports. You got one last story.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
I've got two last stories, smart ass? How about that? Okay?
I hope Bill Belichick comments on at least one of them. Well,
I'm not sure where he is or what he's up to.
He can't still be doing the Newstar for the game tonight.

Speaker 8 (01:42:21):
That tremendous injury.

Speaker 13 (01:42:22):
We can't win a walk and can't win. I know
he played competitively, but then just couldn't sustain.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
We played competitively until until we didn't. So dozens of
popular beaches across the US coastline. See if you can
guess where this story came from Lee's story last night
in the news. The beaches were closed over Labor Day
because test revealed unsafe levels of fecal bacteria in the water.

(01:42:50):
No kidding, How did I wonder how this happen. The
closures stretch from New England to California.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
What a minute, that is impossible. They go through.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Some beaches in California were closed. In the East Coast.
It disrupted holiday travel plans. Health officials warned that exposure
to the contaminated water can cause gastro intestinal illnesses, rash,
and an ear infection. They say, you can hold a

(01:43:27):
shell up to your ear and hear a toilet flush.
That's a that's a bed. Are they saying it's human?
Environmental groups say the problems tied to storm run off,
sewage overflows and an aging infrastructure. It is absolutely human. Yeah,
the hands storm sewers run into the regular sewers, and
the overflowings and rainfall. You got shart attack on the

(01:43:48):
beach chart. Do we have a picture of this? I
actually have a song about this. You know we've done
you have a song about this. We've got the story
in various I'd love.

Speaker 6 (01:44:02):
Is this the one about this one in the New
Jersey beach where they send people out to pick up
all the medical waste.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
We had issues, Yeah, we had our issues.

Speaker 6 (01:44:09):
Let me tell you that they can get thousands of
needles and it's really scary.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
I was afraid to go into the ocean. As nervous
as nervous could be.

Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
I was afraid to go into the ocean because of
that side in the sea.

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
Two three for tell the people what you saw?

Speaker 7 (01:44:30):
It wasn't it'sy bitsy kind of soupy yellow cornfield piece
of poop that I saw in the ocean today, A
teeny ween he brown zucchini undigested.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Door to leaning on the beach. I wanted to stay.
Two three four stick around. I'll tell you more.

Speaker 7 (01:44:49):
I was afraid to go into the water, huh because
of the fecal back to and I heard about the
medical way and the surrounding hystery too.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Tree for tell the people what you saw?

Speaker 7 (01:45:07):
It was a rusting crust of twelve to twelve and typo,
a big old needle used for light bow that I
saw in the ocean today. And it'sy bitsy kind of
soupy yellow cornfield piece of poopy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
So at my homepool, I'm going to stay all right,
thank you. As my niece would say, that is disgusting.
And finally in sports, finally in sports, Oh, hang on
a second, I'm sorry. We can't do this save I

(01:45:42):
have to sort these out because our line is still open.
Game tonight we got a cup. Okay, so I gotta
turn that off. What a blathering and then turn this
turn this back on the stupid world record. A Connecticut
man known as the Croc King earned a Guinness World
Record when his collection of Crocs added up to three thy,

(01:46:05):
five hundred and sixty nine pair, but he said that
number is already out of date. Doogie sand Tiger, sure
right away, this guy do O g i E. Sand
Tiger said his fondness for the footwear began at the
age of sixteen due to his childhood and foster care

(01:46:27):
leaving him without the knowledge of how to tie his shoes.
No foster parent. I don't believe this for a second,
don't either. Whoa there he is? That is what a
weird sad oh man.

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
He's surrounded by thousands of pairs of Crocs and he's
wearing those giant croc boots.

Speaker 8 (01:46:51):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:46:55):
I think that's a one of a kind.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Right, are like display models?

Speaker 7 (01:46:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
They go up to almost just below his knee.

Speaker 5 (01:47:01):
Maybe they made him special for him since he won
the world.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
Record, so he was raised, claiming he didn't get taught
how to tie his.

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
Shoes because he needed a hug.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
Yeah, I can't to get laid. So you're saying he
was raised without the knowledge of how to attract a girlfriend.
I thought there's some hot foster sex out there, don't
you think, because there's no. And I'm going to tell
you this all the way around. Is that that? Is
that a category? Could we move on? Is that sports?

(01:47:35):
Sort of that sports?

Speaker 4 (01:47:37):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
Yes? Yeah, this is the outro. Now, thank you everybody,
Good night, Christy. What do you got coming up? Coming up?

Speaker 5 (01:47:48):
We have a very interesting situation at burning Man. We
have a guy at a system of a down show
with his pants down.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
And we have system of a down, down down.

Speaker 5 (01:47:58):
Don't throw your beer ball, not even from no reason,
especially from a high rise. We'll talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
Okay, well, thank you very thank you very much. And
we also have a corn actually in the news again tomorrow.
Can oh that's not yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
Can we talk? Can we not talk about corn anymore?
This morning?

Speaker 6 (01:48:17):
He's really discussed fresh sweet corn and great tomatoes right now. Oh,
it's delightful. We're calling you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 11 (01:48:27):
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let's see. I look over there, and I see Christy
Lee wearing her Janice Joplin t shirt. Uh, and janis
job with big a big brother in the holding company.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
Did I see? Big brother was a big breast, but.

Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
A big brother in the holding company was the name
of the band. Okay, wow, that's a good impression you. Uh, Now,
what do you go over there? Very good once you
goin to know you were at the Silent Insurance Company
news desk. What's happening at this year's.

Speaker 5 (01:50:40):
Burning Man Festival in Nevada's Black Rock Desert strangers came
together in a moment of crisis to deliver a baby
girl Wow. According to organizers, a woman unexpectedly went into
labor at the event with no immediate access to train
medical personnel. Fellow festival goers stepped into help. Using make
shift supplies and guidance. They assisted the mother through the

(01:51:03):
delivery till she and the newborn could be transported to
a medical tent. Both mom and child reported to be healthy.
I want to know what makeshift supplies would.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
Be I who knows.

Speaker 6 (01:51:16):
Iikes because that's in the middle of nowhere. I saw
the traffic heading out. I saw the video of that,
and it's like six wide.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
Crawling snails, one way in, one way out, in.

Speaker 6 (01:51:27):
The middle of nowhere. I assume that they'll give the
child a name that in conjunction with burning Man. Yeah,
it has something to do with you know, a little
baby swaddled in macro may little girl.

Speaker 5 (01:51:40):
Maybe they'll call her too too, because they have two
two tuesdays. You know that, right, you have to wear
two two on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
Oh God him, I glad I'm not there. Have you
met my daughter Patuli? Yes, we call her Yurt Yester
than Yurt. She was born in a yurt. That's short
for your trude. This is this is my daughter honeybee.
Well what was that we learned last week?

Speaker 7 (01:52:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
The haboob h a b oo b Right, Yeah, the dust.

Speaker 6 (01:52:10):
That hit Burning Man? And I remember the story. Was
it quite literally knocked over the so called orgy tent
orgy dome.

Speaker 5 (01:52:17):
Wasn't it called the orgy Dome?

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
I think it was the orgie Dome. Maybe this kid
was the hump pot.

Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
Well, I guess if if the kid had been uh
conceived in the orgy dome, would have been quite a
long gestation. Uh, but yeah, wouldn't it be a pretty
bad idea if you were pregnant to go to something
like that where there's no I would think, so it's
very hard to get in or get out.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Yeah, but there's a chance there was only seven months
or something true? All about the music.

Speaker 6 (01:52:46):
Man Okay, all right, okay, great and the ayahuasca or
whatever they are.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
Evidently there's something with Burning Man and you need to
One of the most common questions that people ask others
who have been to Burning Man, are are you if
you're considering going?

Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
And then do you have a special name? Evidently you
get a special name when you go to man, Yes,
like fuzzy pants?

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Is it given? I don't know the answer to that.
Would you pick a name? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:53:19):
Yeah, I'd be I would imagine it's kind of like
a poor name or a Christmas elf name or something
you got to combine. If I went alone, I'd be
a different person. I wouldn't you, I would play. That
would be absolutely four days.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
Of role play for me. Would who would you become?

Speaker 7 (01:53:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
I wouldn't know until the moment. There's no way I
would go in pre planned because that would just ring false.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
It would be. It would be absolutely improvised.

Speaker 5 (01:53:43):
See what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
Yeah, close off? Maybe it's all depends. Very popular. Have
the clothes off there? It would be.

Speaker 4 (01:53:51):
It would be everything would be second to second.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
You gotta be you. According to Jeff Oske, one of
our coworkers, his burning Man name is Chowed makrusty pants.

Speaker 8 (01:54:05):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
We need to find out though. Was that given to
him or did he choose I hang on off you
full name. I can't hear him. I see good luck
to mother and child. They also found a dead body there,
Yeah they did.

Speaker 5 (01:54:28):
They think it's a homicide and lightning Crashes was playing
at the time that person died, then that baby was born,
and then the placenta fell to the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
What a great song. I love that song and I
don't know why. I don't know why. You no, I
loved it too. Live the band Live, Latini Crash.

Speaker 5 (01:54:52):
Do you know what they're talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
It was a trust just trust us monster hit. If
you heard it throwing copper. You don't know about that.
There's nothing he starts, Dave Clark five. Yeah, that's right.
If Dave Clark five had done I always the name.

Speaker 4 (01:55:07):
The naming a band live is really confusing. Hey, cap,
you never doubt un that's I named the band a band.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
So if Live is playing live, it's just says live
live for a band. But what's the Chuck Chuck bow Buck.
That's a name for a band. Chuck Chuck Bowbuck and
the Banana fan of four one of the great bands.
Pretty darn good. There's a homicide. I didn't see this story.

Speaker 5 (01:55:33):
Yeah, associated this morning they found am There was a
gentleman that was found bloodied and uh they're investigating it
as a homicide. It was Saturday night into Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
To re quote Josh, you say he was a gentleman.
He might have been an incredible dick. You're right. Maybe
he deserved to die. Who knows. Oh my gosh, you
want to see?

Speaker 4 (01:55:57):
His name was not released, by the way, Angela and
Ury at Burning Man trying to solve a murder.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
That's an episode, Yeah, murder. She wrote that Burning Man.

Speaker 6 (01:56:06):
And she's naked, so she's got body paint on and
they making her boobs look like monster eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
No, she's naked. She's eighty five and has a killer body.

Speaker 5 (01:56:15):
There you go, Well, helda mirriam. Have you seen the
Thursday Murder Club?

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:56:19):
Did you watch that movie?

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
I'm in the process. Yes, she's she's beautiful. She is
really something. Okay, Yeah, have you seen the cook, the
thief his wife? Yeah, let's let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:56:34):
A man was tossed out of a concert recently allegedly
caught masturbating. Viral footage posted to social media shows the
man sitting in the front row of an upper section
at MetLife during the August twelve I bet it wasn't
during I.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
Bet it wasn't during a drum solo. Nobody likes those.

Speaker 5 (01:56:51):
Featuring corn and system of a down. He tears to
pull down his pants before making emotion like he's masturbating motion.
Another fan can then be seen climbing down several rows
and hitting the guys.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
We don't do that here.

Speaker 5 (01:57:06):
Subsequently dragged out of hard hard rock.

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
And that only made him hard here when the guy
hit him.

Speaker 5 (01:57:14):
Dragged out of his seat by security and police and
take it in.

Speaker 1 (01:57:17):
Yeah, you can't just whack it in the middle of
the case. Really. Yeah, he's all by himself. It's weird.
It wasn't like the Cold Coldplay show.

Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
People around him. He was like, oh yeah, no, I
can see why they move. He's probably been muttering, muttering
things brought the show.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
I could think he was making corn noises, corn noises, David, No, no,
you guys know what corn noise? Josh is famous for
corn noises? Would you like to hear? Yes, he knows that.

(01:57:58):
And Jonathan and that there's one whole song that's just
what's I want to hear?

Speaker 5 (01:58:06):
It not familiar, So it's sort.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
Of like a kind of a twist. It's kind of
like scatting. But oh yeah, but Jonathan Davis though, that's
the way to go. Okay, what's the name of the song? Twist?
Because that because in the he'll do a bunch of
that and then he'll go twist.

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
Oh yeah, we lose our minds.

Speaker 4 (01:58:41):
It is much like scatting. That is the more guttural,
and that's the karaoke go to for the Tasmanian double.
Have you ever seen you can better? You better believe he's.

Speaker 1 (01:58:53):
And then you burn the fence twist.

Speaker 5 (01:58:56):
Speaking of corn, residents of a Colorado county were treated
to three ears of corn after a crash tractor trailer
spilled its load of vegetables.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
Oh, they were just allowed to eat it.

Speaker 5 (01:59:06):
The Custer County Sheriff's Office Josh reports a semi holding
ears of sweet corn rolled over on Highway sixty nine.
Of course, any undamaged corn was taken to the Wet
Mountain Fire Protection District, where members of the public were
invited to pick.

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
Up free corns. Did you say district, Oh, district. So
it's like roadkill for vegans.

Speaker 5 (01:59:27):
Yes, that's very good.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
You see the videos of this. No, oh, traffic was terrible.
It was Oh yeah, it looked like a maze. How
about that.

Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
Do you have a song about corn?

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
Something horrible? Oh? This is really it was nice. Community
goes there. Yeah, sweet sweet sweet corn, sweet corn. You see.

Speaker 5 (01:59:55):
Okay, well it wouldn't be ruined. It's got its own
little detective show.

Speaker 1 (02:00:00):
Why not cop and get it? Yeah? How many did
they say? How many years of corn?

Speaker 4 (02:00:08):
Not?

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
Once again? You know what the drivers said when he
crashed the truck? Shucks. You see. I'm a part of
it on again, and thank you for joining the club.
I appreciate.

Speaker 4 (02:00:20):
I was out here all in my homesty, good trust, truckling.

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
In loa of comedy. We'll be talking right now. And
here's Josh. Have you ever heard this tune before? No,
I like it.

Speaker 5 (02:00:45):
I have to worry about writing lyrics and things like that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:48):
But he's.

Speaker 6 (02:00:51):
In a special place, a special skill. That's where's a helmet?

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
That's incredible. Sometimes you just want to feel that's incredible.
That's the word you want.

Speaker 5 (02:01:07):
I just see you in that role.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
Does he do it exactly the same way each time?
Or are some of those lyrics? And live that's a
good question. Half it sounds on the album you went
on the album you went half there live you went
Rick that's that right? Is a prophet?

Speaker 4 (02:01:28):
Yes he has started and once again that you know
the go to as you say for the Tasmanian Devil.
That is all fine, fine joke. Okay, coming up, we
uh where we forgot to do something that I'll but
we have that also, Okay, so things when we come back,

(02:01:49):
When we.

Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
Come back, we'll rejoin I'm sorry, Josh, you're better and
we'll we will be rejoining you. We'll do that when
we come back. But no earlier.

Speaker 6 (02:01:58):
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(02:02:38):
this week in history? Would you like to do that?
A little bit? Every day? Should be? Is it week
per day? What are we doing now? I get I've
been so surrounding this week show. Okay, all right, surrounding
that's the whole week.

Speaker 6 (02:02:52):
All right, the Great Fire of London begins on this date.
It's sixteen sixty six now this week or today?

Speaker 1 (02:02:59):
Bill burning.

Speaker 6 (02:03:01):
Vaguely this week. I don't know why you have to
push me on this one. There's a technical reason I
can't discuss, of course.

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
Because listeners can't figure it out. I'm sorry. What was
I think Belichick's aware, aware of everything.

Speaker 3 (02:03:21):
That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (02:03:23):
He's he's so aware to London, London? All right?

Speaker 9 (02:03:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:03:39):
Are you familiar with the fire in London? Of course?

Speaker 4 (02:03:43):
The worst episode ever of that British Baykoff showy?

Speaker 1 (02:03:49):
Are you happy with that? I love that show? Are
you happy? I don't know what it is about that
show that I have not I've not watched it. I've
been told I love it, you would love it. I'm
going I have to. I can't explain. I don't know
what a bake I can.

Speaker 5 (02:04:04):
I see you as a secret baker chick me.

Speaker 1 (02:04:06):
Yeah, oh, I got lots of secrets. You know that.

Speaker 4 (02:04:09):
You see the great British British whack off show, that's
uh not as not as interesting.

Speaker 1 (02:04:15):
I would expect that from Tom Oh I would be
far too dignified. That one out there.

Speaker 6 (02:04:24):
How about this one named the ship Japan formally surrenders
aboard what ship? Nineteen forty five, ending.

Speaker 1 (02:04:31):
World War Two?

Speaker 9 (02:04:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:04:32):
The Vasco Digamo. Your hint is Josh, I'm afraid to
say anything. The Arnold, the Missouri. Oh all right, broke
down a couple of times. Yeah, oh yeah, trum Truman
got on the Missouri and knew that the bomb had
just gone off successfully and didn't tell anybody. This is
an interesting one.

Speaker 6 (02:04:52):
What date do you think you want to put on
the first ATM, the first automatic tele mission film?

Speaker 1 (02:04:59):
Oh, automatic Killers? Yeah? Yeah, Oh, people didn't do it
until I'm gonna go seventy two. Nope, I'm gonna guess
sixty seven. Oh yeah, in nineteen sixty nine is the
correct answer. Seventy and in the beginning, if you were around,
they did not have it down. Was it in New
York City? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:05:18):
And it would it would eat your My roommate in
college had one of the first ones.

Speaker 1 (02:05:22):
It ate the card. You'd be be counting on having
some cash. You put that card in and they mail
it back to you a week later. They cut my cards.

Speaker 9 (02:05:34):
I go.

Speaker 5 (02:05:37):
And uh, did anyone ever do that to you?

Speaker 1 (02:05:39):
Cut my card.

Speaker 4 (02:05:40):
Yeah, I never had a credit card. That was the
thing being broke and publicly humiliated, right, man.

Speaker 6 (02:05:46):
Oh man, And I'm not sure it was on this date,
the first ATM debut, and then the next day the
first pedant put up to someone.

Speaker 1 (02:05:54):
You know, it's not ATM machine, the understands for machine,
just ATM. You get it. Okay, I still say, I
don't know who this guy is, but you're mad at him.

Speaker 5 (02:06:05):
Yeah, because that happened to him.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
You'd think you'd be a stickler for that. Yeah right,
oh no, no, but you just would. Yeah, where are
you on RBI's I prefer RBIs to our RB I okay,
because it.

Speaker 5 (02:06:19):
Runs it's already.

Speaker 1 (02:06:21):
Should it be ours b I? Then no, no, and
it should be attorney generals. I like that's that's funnier
attorneys general. Attorney generals is funnier attorney generals. Tina Turner
nineteen eighty four. What's love got to do with it?
It's number one in the United States? And then I
kidd her, Wow, hit number one, and then but not

(02:06:43):
for long? Yeah she got she got.

Speaker 6 (02:06:47):
Eighteen fifty. Happy birthday, Albert Spalding, anyone, Josh Bald.

Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
The tennis racket. Yes, of course sporting. Very nice. It
wasn't your big competition when you were Rawlings not so much.

Speaker 4 (02:07:03):
They didn't do it's on the baseball stuff, and Rawlings
had other sporting gods.

Speaker 1 (02:07:06):
But yeah, no, so there.

Speaker 6 (02:07:09):
Happy birthday to both Billy Preston, often called the Fifth Beatle,
and Terry Bradshaw born in the state in nineteen forty eight.

Speaker 1 (02:07:19):
He's a likable cuss. Yeah, we've got him on the air,
very funny. Keanu Reeves, great actor, born in nineteen sixty four.

Speaker 5 (02:07:27):
I bet he's a good guy.

Speaker 6 (02:07:29):
It sure seems like it doesn't ye great Yeah, by
all accounts, besides being a terrific actor, just a wonderful guy.
And lastly, in music on this stage, Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:07:42):
I wonder what music nugget he's come up with. I
wonder what sort of gotta be the Beatles, big Time hit,
the Dave Clark five or Moby Grape or any.

Speaker 5 (02:07:52):
Of these bad underground Where are we going?

Speaker 1 (02:07:53):
And he's going to refer to as incredibly famous and classic.

Speaker 6 (02:07:57):
Go ahead, Well, I'll since you're making it doing it
that way. I don't even remember this song. In ninety five,
Michael Jackson makes history when the song you Are Not Alone,
debuts at number one. Not Alone you've heard really yeah,
like beat It or.

Speaker 1 (02:08:17):
Billy Jean. I mean, well, the thriller stuff was way bigger,
but this was big. Yeah, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:08:23):
And then a terrifically awful song that I can't stop singing,
Gilbert O'Sullivan Alone again.

Speaker 1 (02:08:34):
I love that song. I love the promise myself.

Speaker 6 (02:08:38):
To don't like several people died during the song.

Speaker 1 (02:08:44):
Well he's yeah, he's left at the altar. Yeah, frank
one on the hood. Okay, well everybody should okay, all right?
That was coming and going and going and take my
wife away.

Speaker 4 (02:08:59):
Do you all about the album Cancer? His greatest hits
is called the Berry Vest of Gilbert oh Sullivan. That's
hang ondit and that is that the very vest. And
on the cover, I believe he's wearing a.

Speaker 5 (02:09:17):
No no, no, your parents had that album.

Speaker 1 (02:09:21):
I need to see a photo that the barry. You
type it a berry vest into Google and it spits out.
Gilbert oh Sullivan demanded, ShredIt. Did he have any other hits?

Speaker 4 (02:09:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:09:38):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 5 (02:09:39):
You hated Gilbert.

Speaker 1 (02:09:42):
Just stuck popped out of the radio.

Speaker 4 (02:09:45):
Didn't know what he was saying about you know who
produced some of these songs, Gus Dudgeon who produced as
he has a song called walka Do Walk a Day. Absolutely, yeah,
I would like to know, so, yeah, I would. I
would like to hear that once again.

Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
It's called ooh Waka do Walk a Day by Gilbert
oh Sullivan.

Speaker 6 (02:10:08):
In me a minute, I'll try to dig it up
while Christ you have something going on over there to.

Speaker 5 (02:10:12):
Historic graveyards in Edinburgh, Scotland have been temporarily closed after
residents complained about illegal raves. Authority say underground cave raves
were being staged in crypts and two areas, disturbing locals
and damaging historic sites.

Speaker 1 (02:10:28):
Cave.

Speaker 5 (02:10:30):
There were complaints about noise and reports of sexual activities
coming from the graveyards.

Speaker 1 (02:10:38):
Jesus Cave Rave Rave not the Cave Ripe.

Speaker 5 (02:10:47):
Officials are now stepping up security, while preservation groups call
for stricter protections. Of course, the gatherings post safety risks
and disrespect historic.

Speaker 4 (02:10:58):
They're in the crypt having making that's wild whoopy wow,
whoopee making whoopee making whoopee at the graveyard or as
we called it, prom night.

Speaker 9 (02:11:08):
Well you gotta go somewhere yeah, yeah, go back home.
It's it's quiet that you got a motel room for that.

Speaker 4 (02:11:15):
H I found this songka, do are you sure this
is clean?

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
It was still Glomon was will you shut up?

Speaker 4 (02:11:26):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:11:27):
Yeah? You got me? I've never heard it? Am I
as well?

Speaker 4 (02:11:37):
Name is?

Speaker 1 (02:11:40):
U should see? Why is he singing like that? Okay,
nine more.

Speaker 6 (02:11:50):
Minutes because he's does he start singing wackon doodle back.

Speaker 1 (02:11:53):
Story you're already sang. You already sang John Switching.

Speaker 9 (02:12:02):
Day?

Speaker 1 (02:12:03):
Okay, So it's a it's a wa waged day. Yeah.
So it's like a lazy lazy day. Oh sure, a
hazy day of winter. Okay, okay. Then he has a
twos company, three is allowed. That's a song. It's about
three ways. Mister Moody's garden. Is that from the I

(02:12:24):
Love Lucy Show?

Speaker 15 (02:12:25):
I don't know my traps along mister Moody's gotten stepping
on the flowers and plants.

Speaker 1 (02:12:33):
How do you know? That's all? I just made that up.
My beats are depressed, and my guarts and the mood garden.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, yes, but
dispray them to get rid of the flies. The box

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Speaker 6 (02:14:44):
I just looked at Gilbert oslimon seems the most downloads
and the most streaming is on alone again naturally. But
wacka what was you calling in wacka willyewaff?

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Christy Lee?

Speaker 5 (02:15:06):
Coming up? We've got a guy charged with throwing beer
bottles off a high rise. We have a lady who
is doing unlicensed dental work with crazy glue. And we
never got to our weird Disney World story last week.
We're going to come back and redheads, redheads in the news.

Speaker 1 (02:15:21):
Yes, make redhead news out there now, these big people
and their redheads or this is big redhead news. Lots
of redhead Thank you for helping me.

Speaker 6 (02:15:31):
Make the distinction. It is large amounts of people with
red hair. The people themselves are not gargantuan. Okay, that'd
be weird. That would like a redheaded Frankenstein. That'd be scary.
You could never fall in love with the redhead.

Speaker 1 (02:15:44):
I don't know. I could never fall in love with
the red head. What about? What about a dead head
with red hair? Okay, you know what they say.

Speaker 6 (02:16:02):
I prefer a better red than dead. Right, Wait a minute, no,
it's better dead than red.

Speaker 1 (02:16:06):
Yes, yeah, okay, right, all right, sixty three, let's move
it along. We are in the Rally Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (02:16:22):
Christy Lee, Hey Chick at the Silac Insurance News Askers,
Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold.

Speaker 1 (02:16:28):
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at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Ash Cosby, Jim Chick McGee.

Speaker 4 (02:16:41):
Hello, Tom, Hello chick McGee, Yes, sir, and you gotta
be excited. NFL season just around the corner. I have
to be and is it let's see coming up?

Speaker 1 (02:16:50):
Is it Thursday? We're gonna hear some chick McGee predictions. Sure,
you're picking every game? Yes? Why not? Why wouldn't I?

Speaker 4 (02:16:57):
Okay, well, your your favorite team, of course, the Washington
Football Club. That's right, you pronounced it correctly.

Speaker 1 (02:17:03):
Good job.

Speaker 6 (02:17:03):
Okay, but right now we turned to Christy Lee. She's
at the SIWAC Insurance News. Just what's happening.

Speaker 5 (02:17:08):
The Netherlands hosted its annual Redhead Festival, drawing thousands of
natural redheads from around the world.

Speaker 1 (02:17:15):
We must send you to this. We simply don't have
red hair. No, no, no, you can appreciate the redhead.
I've never been a fan, sir.

Speaker 9 (02:17:23):
Right.

Speaker 5 (02:17:23):
The three day event featured photography sessions, parades, art exhibits,
and concerts, all celebrating red hair. Organizers say attendees traveled
for more than eighty countries to take park park part,
making it the world's largest gathering of redheads.

Speaker 1 (02:17:38):
It's called a sunburn of redheads. The group like a
pot of whales. That's a that's a smiler, Yeah, a sunburn. Read.

Speaker 5 (02:17:50):
The festival began nearly two decades ago as a small
art project and has since grown into an international celebration
of identity and culture.

Speaker 1 (02:17:58):
Ab I thought, didn't we have the story a long
time ago that the redheads were going to die out
for lack of a better term, and then we're not
going to be anymore? Oh yeah, you know remember this?

Speaker 6 (02:18:11):
No, and I know we had a story about oh here,
I don't remember. We had a story about a sperm bank.

Speaker 5 (02:18:21):
Not taking redheaded.

Speaker 6 (02:18:24):
Cryos International Colios, one of the world's largest sperm banks,
had temporarily stopped accepting donations from red haired men. Huh,
because their supply of red headed seamen.

Speaker 1 (02:18:41):
Now, can you tell the semens red headed? I'm just
looking a pink what I think? Maybe with a magnifying glass.
I have two red headed siblings, Margaret and James. I
would like to see them. Margaret very attractive. James hot.

Speaker 5 (02:19:03):
Your brother James is hot.

Speaker 1 (02:19:06):
Hot. He shaves his head now because he's lost in there,
but gold fluffy redhead.

Speaker 6 (02:19:10):
Yeah, but they do now take red hair. Uh, sperm
donations again. As of this year, CRIOS is accepting donors
of all hair colors, including.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20):
Well, that's good.

Speaker 4 (02:19:21):
You hear a lot of guys who well you'll hear
guys say, man, I love redheads, but you don't often
hear women say I love redheaded man.

Speaker 5 (02:19:29):
You're right, I don't know who would have never dated
a redheaded guy?

Speaker 1 (02:19:34):
What redheaded musicians would you have play at this festival?
What was I don't know if this was real or not,
but yes.

Speaker 5 (02:19:43):
Yeah, wasn't there turning back the time?

Speaker 1 (02:19:45):
Guy? Simply red right there? Yeah, that's the hard one
to remember. I couldn't get it either, Christiane with you,
I'll play Tom in this bit. What about Ann Margaret?
She could come on and Margaret is gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (02:19:59):
Well, natural redhead she could be.

Speaker 9 (02:20:01):
She seemed like it was going on there when I
picture on Margaret, it's red. She danced on the Tonight
Show without a bra. Holy Moly.

Speaker 1 (02:20:14):
Of our dance moves were erratic and crazy. Oh yeah,
but yeah that did something to seizure like yeah, now,
Lucille Ball, that was Lucille Ball. That was died right kidd?

Speaker 5 (02:20:25):
Oh she wasn't a natural redhead.

Speaker 1 (02:20:27):
I don't think. I don't know, Nicole kidman, I think
natural red right, nothing but raving chick or chicks that
was red right, Yeah, big red boufont type things ed sheeran. Yeah,
he's the best. Well he's a redhead. Yeah, I mentioned it.

(02:20:48):
Reba McIntyre seer runner, Oh yeah, yeah, this is your list?

Speaker 5 (02:20:54):
Got over there?

Speaker 1 (02:20:56):
Uh Colan O'Brien, Yeah, of comedians. Yeah, wouldn't you have
a tough time talking to Riba McIntyre? No way, she's talking.
How you doing? I don't know that. I'm endless. Let
polsit you. That's so nice. Okay, you wear me out

(02:21:17):
having a conversation with himself and he's wearing them. What's
the matter? Is there a problem tongue? She seems forceful.
I'm here to help. There's the Redhead convention photograph. Have
you seen my show? Yep? They gave me another one.

Speaker 5 (02:21:32):
There's a lot of redheads, a lot of wearing a
lot of green.

Speaker 1 (02:21:35):
They all looked like the chick from Tangled? Are no Brave?

Speaker 5 (02:21:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:21:39):
Yeah? Which is a couple of There are a couple
of There were a couple of step children there. But
the hell got just beating? Where did that come from?
I got beaten like a red haired steps gilt. Let's
let's go back to the sign like insurance news deskcly,
what else is happening over there Disney.

Speaker 5 (02:21:58):
Adults are swapping mouse ears for their latest obsession, little
plush toys that sit on their shoulders.

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (02:22:08):
And they're as wonderful looking as it sounds. According to
The New York Times, Disney's shoulder plush toys have become
a hit at the company's theme parks around the world,
particularly among adults or, as my kids would say, young adults.
The toys, which are attached to your shirt with a magnet,
sit about five inches tall. People are wearing them right here.

(02:22:28):
They sit about right here and costs between twenty five
to thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:22:31):
Man, they're cute.

Speaker 5 (02:22:32):
Disney declined to provide sales data, but said it was
expanding the category because of strong demand. The first ones
launched in twenty eighteen with a single character, Baby Grout,
but by the end of this year, Disney will have
released forty five different shoulder pals.

Speaker 1 (02:22:46):
They're adorable.

Speaker 5 (02:22:47):
There they go.

Speaker 1 (02:22:47):
See there's a little stitch. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:22:51):
Oh, and they've got mouse Do they all have mouse ears?
Or just that it happens to Boy, you could you
could open a can with that shin? Couldn't you?

Speaker 1 (02:22:58):
Oh? I really could? Boy?

Speaker 9 (02:23:01):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:23:03):
That is uh girls, she but yeah, that is like
it looks like a hammer protruding below her to lift.

Speaker 1 (02:23:10):
That is you can, guys, I'm sorry, I was supposed
to be looking at the little little, a little plush
toy woman.

Speaker 4 (02:23:18):
I don't put that in there. That's it was like, yeah,
and then here's another. That's a cute one. U baby
Yoda Woody. You could have a little woody sitting on
your shoulder, wouldn't fly off on the rides.

Speaker 5 (02:23:33):
They're magnetic.

Speaker 1 (02:23:34):
They I don't know you take it off at all.

Speaker 4 (02:23:37):
I mean there's they're adorable, but they'll never replace the
Mickey years. I'd get a Jimmy cricket. I think that's
the perfect shoulder guy perfect.

Speaker 1 (02:23:45):
Yeah, do they have one? Is a tall hat?

Speaker 5 (02:23:49):
You'd be hitting in the ear if.

Speaker 1 (02:23:51):
I if I were a Titan of Industry, I'd wear
one of those on my shoulder and make no mention
of it.

Speaker 4 (02:23:58):
I see if people say something, I'd like to think
that you, if you were a tid industry, you would
always wear a tall hat.

Speaker 6 (02:24:07):
Mister mcg I've seen the quarterly results, mister mcgizy, it's
a brilliant.

Speaker 1 (02:24:11):
Here we go. The stock is quadrupled since since January.

Speaker 4 (02:24:15):
Because allow me to take off my tall hat and
I'll tell you my my advisor as you can say,
I have the tallest hat here at the tallest hat,
and under my hat is my adviser, Jimmy kri Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:24:26):
I like, but be honest, this might seem odd, but
you can't argue with my number. Yes, everyone is going
to go. Yes, sir, don't whatever you do, don't mention
under the hat.

Speaker 4 (02:24:38):
Got gotten that spider web and help me in Vincent
Price and the other guy to smash him with a rock.

Speaker 1 (02:24:44):
I do remember that episode.

Speaker 6 (02:24:47):
Okay, if you're just joining us, we're in the Orelioto
Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom programming. Christy
Lee is right over there.

Speaker 5 (02:24:53):
A mother in Whales said she was shocked.

Speaker 1 (02:24:55):
A mother of whales in Wales, okay.

Speaker 5 (02:24:58):
Clean at your ears, sorry, shocked when her daughter's talking
Barbie doll blurted out a profane expression, the big one
pretty much to Lena Evans, twenty five of North Wales
said the Mattel doll designed to say several expressions, including

(02:25:19):
to the salon and I love a makeover to the saw.
She took the toy away from her daughter when she
heard it, blurt out, what the f huh?

Speaker 1 (02:25:28):
What about I think f this machine or something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:25:32):
You know, Okay, we hadn't really paid that much attention
to what it was saying. Evan said, we've taken it
off of We've taken it off her.

Speaker 3 (02:25:40):
Now.

Speaker 5 (02:25:41):
We just told her that the doll had been bad
and was swearing, so it had to go. Matel representative said,
the company is investigating her complaint.

Speaker 1 (02:25:49):
So what's the kid going to think? Boy, I can't
say did take me away?

Speaker 6 (02:25:53):
It did like if the factory did one person take
one and somehow reprogram it or no.

Speaker 5 (02:25:58):
Tom, Yeah, it's bizarre.

Speaker 1 (02:26:01):
I saw the barbelough. I thought it was kind of
odd because she came with a trailer and neck tattoos.
So I wasn't all that. Yeah, all that us sort
of language, Yeah, trash talk in the case Sinnati light. Yeah,
and the neck tattoo was her astrological sign, so it
was sort of tasteful. Oh yeah, pull the strings, he goes,
and that bitch is up in my face. Oh well,

(02:26:25):
holding a pair of Luke con stickets. He should be
entertainer of the Year.

Speaker 5 (02:26:33):
Of no authorities in Florida have arrested a woman accused
of performing dental work without a license.

Speaker 1 (02:26:39):
Is that a problem?

Speaker 5 (02:26:39):
WSVN reports. The suspect, mss Emily Martinez, used social media
to advertise the various forms of personal care services she offered.

Speaker 1 (02:26:48):
Including do you need a filling? How much would you pay?

Speaker 5 (02:26:51):
Dental cosmetic procedures such as teeth whitening, and veneers. Police
said the woman, who does not have a license, used
crazy glue to adhere veneers to her victim's mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:27:01):
She adhered veneers, I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:27:04):
It's never After two customers reported they had complications and
were refused a refund. She of course, is now in
police custody.

Speaker 6 (02:27:13):
And remember the one we had a couple months ago
where she'd had whatever it was, three thousand happy patients.

Speaker 1 (02:27:21):
Yeah, this one had some complaints though, that's the problem.

Speaker 5 (02:27:24):
On average, for those of you who don't know, a
single veneer at a dentist office can cost you between
nine hundred and fifteen hundred dollars per two my goodness,
but she was charging just twenty five hundred for the
entire mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:27:35):
Well that's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (02:27:36):
Yeah, if you're on a budget.

Speaker 1 (02:27:38):
That's just competitive. Price. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:27:40):
Yeah, but I think if you find your dentis on
just put it this way. If you're at your dentist's
office and he has to go take the meat loaf.

Speaker 1 (02:27:47):
Out of the oven, I think, I think something's wrong there.
But crazy glue was invented for medical purposes. That's where
you use it all the time, don't you know. I
mean that's how it started.

Speaker 5 (02:28:02):
I thought it was to hold a guy's hard hat
on a beam while he's on his legs.

Speaker 1 (02:28:05):
In the commercials. But it was invented when it was invented.
What is it with you and your obsession with using
crazy glue on your skin? What is that all about?
It's handy not I mean, I'm sure they use a
medical grade. Rather, it seems like you get more cuts
than a normal people a person perhaps Are you cutting it?

(02:28:26):
You cut to feel? Is that what you're You sit
under a tree listening to evan essence on your There
we go, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:28:33):
You're an eighth grader.

Speaker 4 (02:28:34):
They just keep it handy, just in case I sliced
my hand. Yeah, and you cut it and then you
seal it up, just the case I sliced my hand open.
That's how often his hands sliced. Oh, I've sliced my
hand open, good thing. I have this crazy glue.

Speaker 1 (02:28:47):
So again, I'm just saying it.

Speaker 6 (02:28:48):
If you're at the dentist's office and he or she goes, hey, listen,
I'll finish your filling after I go move my laundry
from the washing machine to the drive, let.

Speaker 1 (02:28:56):
Me ask you this, Why is it socially acceptable to
have a salon in your home but it's not socially
acceptable to have a dentist. It probably is that. I'm
sure there are some.

Speaker 5 (02:29:07):
I'm sure they're properly.

Speaker 6 (02:29:08):
They probably have to have inspections and be licensed stuff licenses.

Speaker 1 (02:29:13):
That's just a money grab, it is. That's what I
don't care to trust you exactly. Handshake. Yeah, you know you.

Speaker 6 (02:29:22):
The dentist is in your mouth. All listen to cat.
It jumps up onto the place where all the tools are. Oh,
don't worry. He licks his paws clean after he poops
in the litter. Well, uh, christy, what's coming up?

Speaker 5 (02:29:39):
Coming up? We have that guy with the beer bottles
in the high rise. We have mayonnaise in the news.

Speaker 1 (02:29:45):
Mayonnaise isn't a bad sign.

Speaker 4 (02:29:47):
If you're at the dentist office, and the dentist is
holding up an iPhone looking at a YouTube video on
how to do something.

Speaker 1 (02:29:54):
Sometimes you want to.

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On the way. Thank you very much. Well, look at
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Christy Lee. At the Silac Insurance Newsday check there's Pat Godwin, Hello,
Josh Arnold, Hi Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello Tom,
Hello Chick McGee once again, very excited about the National
Football League. What's up over there? What we got going

(02:32:06):
on over there? I heard you and Pat talking off
the air. Something we always talk about, creative meeting. The
juices were flowing back and forth.

Speaker 5 (02:32:15):
At least in Miami. Say a man facing forty eight
felony charges after repeatedly throwing glass beer bottles from the
balcony of his forty first floor apartment.

Speaker 1 (02:32:24):
True punk rock.

Speaker 5 (02:32:25):
Fifty one year old Ivankatierno, a resident of the club
at Bricknell.

Speaker 1 (02:32:30):
Bay, old enough to know better.

Speaker 5 (02:32:32):
Yeah, brick it's brokel Bay. Sorry. Oh like theatike EATI
brokel Yes, had been under scrutiny from both building management
and police detectives after multiple reports of bottles crashing to
the ground. Thority say the bottles could easily obstruct pedestrians, residents,
or vehicles below, creating what they call a serious risk

(02:32:53):
of injury or death.

Speaker 1 (02:32:54):
It's fun.

Speaker 5 (02:32:54):
He was arrested really on Wednesday and remains in custody.

Speaker 4 (02:32:58):
You know how satisfying it is the you're a glass
bottle like that explode from Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33:03):
What are the forty one story? Yeah story, I'm five
hundred feet give or take. Yes, shards of glass everywhere
for kids to walk through. Yeah, what a great guy.
What about the children? Kids learn you just don't walk
by the beer dropping dude. That's already the beer dropper.
Give the kids the benefit of the dove. He's living
the high life. And you know he's actually singing. He

(02:33:25):
was singing the ninety nine beer bottles? Is that right?

Speaker 7 (02:33:28):
He was?

Speaker 1 (02:33:29):
Yes? Okay, no kidding. Do I not know that? I
think he's just leading into a song. No, no, no,
that's actually the truth. That's part of the story. Oh
it's not.

Speaker 5 (02:33:37):
I'm sorry. It wasn't in my story, so I didn't
know that.

Speaker 1 (02:33:39):
But that's what I thought was funny.

Speaker 7 (02:33:41):
You guys, when you hear the full of the song
he did, Yeah, I just heard these Or where's the
actual song?

Speaker 1 (02:33:46):
He singing?

Speaker 7 (02:33:47):
Here we go, ninety nine beer in my room and
nine and haltles of beer. I drank one down on
the balcony, threw it on a street. Hey beer in
my room, Hey bomb the beer? I mean, I got
my man here about the beer. I called the Kappa
words you.

Speaker 1 (02:34:05):
Shouldn't say like a queer? Is that eighty five bottles
of beer in my room? Eighty five bottles of beer.
I threw a whole six back. Hey, you do the
math nine.

Speaker 7 (02:34:23):
Yeah, well, I don't know where we are at this point.
They try to put me in cups. They strapped me
to a chair. I woke up a jail with my
ass up in the air. Hey, to see where I
always get eighty four bottles in my room?

Speaker 1 (02:34:37):
I got a t u.

Speaker 7 (02:34:38):
I that's throwing under the influence beer into the sky.

Speaker 1 (02:34:42):
Hey, oh boy, this is still going on there for
a long time. Yeah, they were bottles don a loom
and the cans. You gotta understand. I'm on PCP in XTC.
I'm a Florida man.

Speaker 5 (02:34:58):
Hey, okay, I got I have forty eight felony charges.
That means he threw forty eight bottles down.

Speaker 1 (02:35:09):
They looking at me for.

Speaker 5 (02:35:12):
How could you drink forty eight bottles of beard and
still be sitting up?

Speaker 1 (02:35:16):
Well, god, I think maybe he saved them. Oh I
see probably sitting in him on a shelf in the bathroom,
A real nice sitting there in the sank, all in
south ready to throw it, ready to heave. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (02:35:28):
A man in Spain set a cafe on fire after
staff told him they had run out of mayonnaise, sorry, mayonnaise.
According to the Daily Mail, the unnamed fifty year old
was visiting Las Postas cafe means postal in a Spanish
town by the name of La palacios E Villafranska.

Speaker 1 (02:35:50):
Whatever, Oh, good, old French and that's our policy.

Speaker 5 (02:35:54):
With his son. Local media reports the man to order
two sandwiches, but became furious when he learned they were
out of mayonnaise. The man left the cafe, only to
return to pore gasoline over the bar in.

Speaker 1 (02:36:05):
Staid, it don't There's gotta be more to this joke.
Maybe if it was miracle whip, I could see why
he'd be ready to Now what about the tangy zip
of miracle whip with him? I'd like The match.

Speaker 5 (02:36:15):
Workers were able to use a fire extinguisher to put
out the flames. He was arrested transported to a health
center to receive treatment for burn injuries. According to witnesses,
several people were injured, including an elderly man and a
small child, because of because they had neverty mayo.

Speaker 1 (02:36:33):
He's going to go to hell man, Oh, shaking his
head vehemently didn't care for He's.

Speaker 4 (02:36:42):
Going to hell man, My goodness, What would this guy
do if he didn't get a Klondike bar?

Speaker 1 (02:36:54):
The mind boggles. Yeah, he burns the place. Now, there
has to be more to this story. Man, where's he?
Where's he going to end up again? What's a man
a story? He's going hell man? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:37:11):
In the city of Toyoki, Japan, Toyoke, Japan, they're proposing
a daily limit.

Speaker 1 (02:37:19):
On different words t o y oh a k e different.

Speaker 5 (02:37:24):
Toyoka, toyok.

Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
It's not good.

Speaker 5 (02:37:30):
There's a city in Japan proposing a daily problem solved
ordinance urges all smart phone users to limit screen time
to two hours a day outside work or school.

Speaker 1 (02:37:44):
Huh, how are they going to regulate that? iPhone police?

Speaker 5 (02:37:48):
The mayor of this town, masak Ki.

Speaker 1 (02:37:53):
Said, sounds like some stoners. You've never and I've been
around you, You've never sounded drunker. Okay, cokey, what does
that say? I'm not going to say that that says.
It says trouble.

Speaker 6 (02:38:14):
I can't take a massafu me Coke said.

Speaker 5 (02:38:19):
The proposal aims to prevent excessive use of devices causing
physical and mental health issues, including sleep problems.

Speaker 6 (02:38:26):
In Spanish, moss means more right and fumar means smoke. Yeah,
this guy's name means uh smoke more pot and cocaine.

Speaker 1 (02:38:37):
I think you're right.

Speaker 5 (02:38:38):
Yeah, the ordnance passes, it takes effect next month.

Speaker 1 (02:38:42):
Now you might be right, but you're still going to hell. Man.
I never ever forgot that.

Speaker 6 (02:38:48):
I have a question on on on an iPhone? For example,
how do you see how much you've used it in
a day?

Speaker 1 (02:38:53):
Where does that under? Under? What usage? Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:39:00):
Take about a half hour? Is either that or it's
under Spotify? Who do you think uses it the most
in this room?

Speaker 1 (02:39:08):
Mmm? I don't know. Well, why don't we come back
tomorrow and day? Christy maybe?

Speaker 5 (02:39:15):
And then well I'm looking for the usage?

Speaker 1 (02:39:17):
You do what I sing too? Well, that's the best time.
That's because that is one of my favorite things. Yeah,
because you're bored. When Christy and chick oh you haven't
done one song yet, you start with the first note
they their fleet for their phone.

Speaker 5 (02:39:29):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (02:39:31):
It fills me full and I work.

Speaker 4 (02:39:36):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:39:36):
Coming up this week, we have some great guests on
the way, including Roy Wood Junior, huh and Uh. Roy
has a new TV show premiering on CNN this Saturday
called Have I Got News for You? And just around
the corner. Roy's book, The Man of Many Fathers is
on its way out. I'm looking forward to that for sure.

(02:39:58):
But once again, Roy be our guest on Zoom coming
up Friday, and then he's going to be in the
studio coming up a little bit later on this fall.
And so far, so good on that and we'll we'll.
I want to figure out who uses their phones the most.

Speaker 5 (02:40:12):
I've been on one hour, six minutes already today.

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