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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show, New Car Sales.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Gordon speaking.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, I am L Conquistador.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
You are EL conquistador.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yes, and I would like to make an appointment to
come down and test drive a Mercedes. Yes, sir, it
is important that I am not addressed as sir. I
am not as sir. I am L Conquistador and a parmative.
It is very important that I only be addressed in
that fashion as L Conquistador. Could you say it for me.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
El Conquistador? What would you like to drive? Sir?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I am not here, sir. I'm sorry, I am L conquistador.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Brother. Let me say one thing. I've come from the
South here. My parents brought me up to say yes sir, yes,
ma'am no, ma'am yes, sir, yes, ma'am no, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I understand that being polite, but no, that's that is
that is not my title. I am not a sir.
I am EL Conquistado. It's a title that has been
in my family for thousands of years.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'll do my best.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I am L Conquistador, el Conquistador.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'll do I'll do my best.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
You'll do your best el conquistador. Yes, so can you
tell me what a good time for you to come in.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Is, anytime, sir, between the anytime between the hours of
eight and five.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
What is important is that that the people that you
work with know that if they are to do business
with me, that they must refer to me, not as sir.
I know that is polite, but L Conquistador.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
What does that mean? What does that? What does the
title mean?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Who are you addressing? Yes, the title means the conqueror.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I thought that's what the last part of the L means.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
The yes.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Okay, okay, El Conquistada.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Okay, when do you think you will
be arriving, El conquist the Door.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Will be arriving next Wednesday? Around four o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Wednesday at four o'clock, I'll put you on my that's
when your fly to lands, El Conquistador.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
My fight lands at about three thirty.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, so you'll be here. Are you coming directly here,
El conquis the Door?

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yes, I am okay, Wednesday at four pm.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
All right, I'll put that down, but get that time
for you?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
For who?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
For you? El thank you, El coin Keith the Door.
I'll be waiting to hear from you.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Into the Thank you very much for your time. I
hope to do business with you, all right, Bro, thank
you Elkeith.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Do yes, sir, he bro bro.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Have a bromance. How do you feel about the word broheem?
Isn't that a thing?

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yo broheem bro bro brohem Yeah, ethnic thing. I don't know.
I don't know if it's ethnic thing or not that
it is now, by god, I got the wrong.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Hey, Hi, come on, whatever time of day.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
It is where you're listening, it's the Mahama's Top Show.
And there's Christy Lee, uh, Pat Godwin, Hey Chick, Josh Arnold,
Hello Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios.
And hello Tom, you gotta I got a letter email
right off the bat. This comes to us from Winston.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Listener tastes good like a should or he goes a
longtime listener, first time emailer. I live in Charleston, South Carolina,
had to come to Vegas for a conference. All right, Well,
registering for the conference, I upgraded to the so called
VIP experience. Nice one of the perks, and one of

(04:12):
those perks was a custom sign upon your arrival. Oh
so I typed in my normal name, and then went,
wait a minute, and the words L conquista door came
into my head, so I retyped that, figuring they'd probably
ignore it.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
He put in L Conquistador.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
But sure enough, when I stepped out of the private
car that they sent for me, the billboard lit up,
Welcome El Conquistador to Mandalay Bay.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
That's cool, nice, nice nice.

Speaker 8 (04:46):
That must have been some conference. Huh, how impressive is that? Yes,
each one of your attendees will have their name show
up on the big screen as they walk in.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
WHOA, how involved?

Speaker 6 (04:55):
How do you? How extensive? How accurate are the the
statistics for which convention employs the most sex for sex
for hire? You think, oh, are there numbers like that?
They keep numbers like accurate numbers.

Speaker 8 (05:13):
I would imagine someone could give you a pretty good idea.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, they've got some sort of marketing on.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I assumed at one point it was the Consumer Electronics Show,
which may have a new name. Now I forget everything
was initially because it coincided. It was right after that
was the av NS, and I always kind of thought, oh,
maybe they want the high class porn star hookers to
be there, because.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
You think, why not that would be a lot of planning.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
But I just figured, Hey, I mean, if you whatever
city hosts the super Bowl, a bunch of those like
high class prostitutes go to that city for the super.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Bowl and not actually paying for the sex act, but
they pay for like autographs and things like that.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh at those kind of places.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, or maybe they the super Bowl they go.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
For the sex.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
You're wondering what working class working ladies average.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
What's our busiest time of year. What convention is it?

Speaker 8 (06:05):
The team stirs or whatever, Which convention brings in the
most prostitutes.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Or the NAB the National Association of Broadcasters that jumps.
Oh yeah, yeah, I've been to a couple of those. Yeah,
regular radio clowns.

Speaker 8 (06:21):
That's a really interesting question. And I don't know if
there's any published stats, but.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
I don't even know. Yeah, how would you.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
You could talk to some inside people in Vegas. They
probably give you an idea.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Because you know, prostitution isn't legal in Vegas, right, but
you know it is everywhere else around Vegas or Clark County.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
I think especially have no idea. But in any event,
we have more letters to get to. Right now, we
can start start off everybody doing okay, just check in, yeah,
because today.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
There you might see two of me over here. I'm
beside myself with excitement about National Football.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
League to all night. Baby.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
That's right, because ladies and gentlemen, that's right. Nightmare is over.
Oh I got a cookie, a cookie like a football,
well and uh something riding on it like go NFL
season stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
So the season starts on it. There's a game Thursday
night and Friday night.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:25):
I thought that the NFL stayed away from Friday nights
to not ruined high school football Polo. I, well, you know,
the NFL used to stay away from Christmas Day too,
and they told the NBA to kiss their ass we're
coming in and they did.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
You know it's spring in South Polo. Did you know
that they're in the southern the sow Him is what
they call it, like soho or no ho, so so
him Southern Hemisphere? Did you know that?

Speaker 9 (07:53):
Pat?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I did not know.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
And why is it Houston Street not Houston Street. I
don't know. I'm just curious. There's a house in Ohio
spell like Hoon no kidding, and Russia Ohio. But you
pronounced it Russia.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Yeah, it was a Rushaville, Indiana. Yeah, world's confusing, No
wonder young people get so upset. I remember when you
were little. Listen you said of realizing that adults didn't
know everything. Yeah, I just figured that out a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Well, today's a weird day here because it's picture day.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
No it is.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
It's so Picture day has not no matter how what
your age, it hasn't changed.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Now.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
My kids have already My kids, believe it or not,
have already had picture day at school.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
They have it before school starts.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now you have to go in for picture day.

Speaker 10 (08:41):
Our kids, when they were in school, had to.

Speaker 8 (08:42):
Go in before if the risk of sounding like the
old man that I am. First of all, schools shouldn't
start before Labor Day, and now it's practically starting in
June in some places, ruining the tourist business. Thank you,
congratulations local legislatures. But uh yeah, picture day already. You
haven't even had time to get decide on what your
look's going to be.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
You know what I'm talking.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Oh yeah, are you wear of today's picture day here?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (09:05):
Okay, you got your special Oh I.

Speaker 10 (09:08):
Went honest to God when I was getting ready this morning.
I thought of Josh, I go, and I wish I
were Josh right now because he's going to know exactly
what he's going to wear. He doesn't have to worry
about it or think about it because he wears the
same thing every day.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's who he is. He's Yeah, No, I don't great.
I just brought a shirt just in case.

Speaker 10 (09:26):
How many shirts did you bring?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Pat five? If they're not wrinkled, they're dry, They're all
different guys.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
I counted them. There are five shirts, and apparently.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
You don't want to wear that. I have concealer. I
have a preparation h thies. I doted a ZiT over here.
You don't want to wear they checked shirt. No he's
not wearing No, No, this is the work shirt. Okay,
this is not camera ready.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Although he has the shirt that when I'm I missed
last week. You have that wild.

Speaker 10 (09:56):
Shirt with the hotail and I like that shirt.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Or it may clash with some of the other darker colors.
I may stay dark. I have a gray. I got
a dark blue that you love. You say I look
darling in it? Yes, yeah, you said you have a darling. Okay,
that's what.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
We have a follow up to our Mile High Club discussion,
which we'll get to in just a couple of minutes.
And once again I have appointed myself the judge on
what constitutes being in the Mile High Club commissioner.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Even though I say, if you're in Denver having sex,
you're in the night club. No, you say you need
to be a law You need to be aloft. That's
the key to this.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
And I go even farther than so you have to
be in a plane. No, yeah, that has a commercial
it's the plane. Yeah, that's what it's always been. No, no, no,
it's always going.

Speaker 10 (10:46):
To be, not even a private plane.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Like you're my high club then is restricted? How about this?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
There's a movie about that.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
You don't call gentlemen's agreement.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
You're in you're in a carnival ride that goes up
higher in Denver.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, no, that's a different club.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Yeah, you have to be a loft. We'll get to it.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
And just a.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Loft on the kind of.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
A paratrooper remember that ride.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yes, the Six Flights had one of those around.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
You're kind of aloft on that.

Speaker 8 (11:20):
The way I was at this pizza joint the other night,
I think it was somebody like Bojo's. It was best
pizza I've ever had in my life. But the point
is they had on a video screen. They were playing
these random things of people doing all these stunts. And
there's one that shows a guy jumps out of a
plane without a parachute, and then another guy jumps out

(11:43):
after him, sure catches up to him, and then they
land together.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I love that. That's amazing.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh sure, yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
If anything goes wrong the guy, he's dead. I think
that's part of the I had to put on my pizza.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
He did.

Speaker 10 (12:02):
Oh it stressed you out that much?

Speaker 11 (12:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Oh god, I'm looking at this guy. Wait a second,
that guy doesn't have a parachute. What are they gonna do.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
There's a video right now of a guy in one
of those flight suits. Yeah in that case, yeah, they
land with a parachute. They have a parachute, right, But
he's he jumps out of a plane. He's flying man
for like ever. But the go pro for lack of
a better term, is like eight or ten feet in
front of him. I don't know how he but he's

(12:32):
not holding a camera or anything. I don't know who's
it must be a boom or something on the back
or a guy. I don't know how they got there.
I remember for sixty.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
Minutes that the whole thing about those flying suits, and
at the end they pointed out that whatever, three of
the five were dead.

Speaker 10 (12:44):
Yep, there's a great documentary on that. What's it called
Your First flatt.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Coming up?

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Coming up, we have a very exciting various exciting things
in the world of news, including Chicken ge his NFL preview,
But the official preview is until tomorrow, when you're gonna
pick all the games?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Is that correct?

Speaker 6 (13:05):
Sneak peek on the Chickmigee Instagram all the picture up
there for this week, So if you'd like to get
ahead of me a little bit.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Today in the news, we've got a whole thing about
about fake stuff. We're living in a culture with so
much including a fake astronaut in the news today and
a little thing about romance. Be very helpful. We also
have a fake chat box of chatbots of celebrities.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh boy, like, oh my gosh, did you see who
followed me and actually sent me a message? That kind
of thing?

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah, yeah, and it's disturbing.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I was talking to Charlie's the roan on Instagram about
that the other day.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
Yeah yeah, you know you think she was Richard, but
bless her heart, she needs money. Yeah, yeah, I'll have
It's a short term loan, right, that's right, she'll pay
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have a devoted husband does something that isn't it.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
It's a sweet story, a couple of sweet stories. Actually,
did we ever get to the story the weird story
about the orcas and breeding? Did we ever get to
that thing?

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Okay, it's really really odd. Uh it involves well you'll
find out orc a sect.

Speaker 10 (15:51):
We did because I don't have it here.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
Okay, know that we promoted it, never got to it.
We'll bring We'll bring it back. Okay from them, they
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Speaker 8 (17:01):
Hello Tom, and again it's picture day here at the
Bottom Time Show, which is why Christie's a little stress.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
You look fantastic, did you Guys? When you got your
pictures the other day? They would hand out combs.

Speaker 10 (17:13):
Yep, I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
Can you imagine? Can you imagine how involved and how much? Oh,
because it's relatively instantaneous. If you want to retake right nowadays,
I bet it takes for I bet moms a company
some and this is about take it again. Can you imagine?

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Well, as you know, I have been saying for years
that a great way to raise money for the state
would be have the the equivalent of what's the fancy
mall photograph thing that they shots glamor shots the Bureau
of Motor Vehicles in any given state and for an
extra two hundred bucks you can have people.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Would do it.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
I mean, look what people do for license plates. You
you for vanity plates. Some places there are hundreds of
dollars and what's the in one state? You can bid
on them in the Delaware, Yeah, they go up to
tens of thousands.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Of Connecticut or Delaware or one of them. They're like
single numbers, all those chowder states.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Yeah, but I knew someone that pretended to have lost
their driver's license in order to get a better picture.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
I'm thinking, I'm even thinking of I just got mine
redone and it's horrible.

Speaker 8 (18:26):
My neck is my neck is like this because you
weighed forty pounds.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
And by the way, for those of you thinking Pat
is a diva, don't ever think that just because he's
thinking about wanting to have his driver's license. Terrible guys.
Don't say stuff like that. Chick BET's the only one
who's been pulled over and taken to jail.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Oh yeah, or you know what doesn't don't don't you
couldn't recognize me? Now you get away with it.

Speaker 8 (18:53):
Maybe I noticed you posed you posted your uh, your
arrest photograph from a few years ago.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
That was a m oh he did that so anybody
can find it.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Though found pictures of me I didn't know where ever taken.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, yeah, but anyways, today is picture day, so we're
all going to get dressed up. Now.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Where were we?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (19:17):
I promise we had an arbitration regarding or a decision
rather regarding the Mile High Club.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Definitive this is it.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
This started with a Reddit thing about overrated sexual fantasy
sexual fantasies and one of them the Mile High Club,
which I have no desire to join.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
I have never never even dawned on me.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
That you know danger, you don't like danger?

Speaker 6 (19:45):
No, you know how Pat Pat likes the parking lot, Oh,
the car, he.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Loves the plane.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Are you being on public displays of effects?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
No, not at all. I just like the sneaky, random, spontaneous.
I can't imagine having sexs. I mean, I get excited
when they give me the full can of coke. Yeah,
alone getting a piece of ass in the bath. Well, well,
put excuse me.

Speaker 8 (20:14):
I want to travel back to this century. It's where
we use phrases a little more.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
You gotta be.

Speaker 8 (20:20):
Quick delicate yea. Then so called pieces like you.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Gotta be quick, You gotta be quick, You gotta know
what you're doing.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
Is it the guy Father where the one guy goes?

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Is it? Is it the Godfather with the gu Yeah?

Speaker 8 (20:33):
The best piece of ass I ever had, she was
the bath.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
And I'll tell you something else. She was the greatest
piece of ass I ever had. Who does John Marley,
the guy who has the horse person you head? Okay,
sorry spoiler. And then Robert Duvall looks at him and goes, well,
thank you for the nice dinner. But mister Corleone needs
to have bad news immediately.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
I have to go. And the next thing you see
is that's so good.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
Uh okay, this dear fellas and Christy comes to us
once again from Dave. He goes, thank you Tom for
your ruling that being suspended in the air. Uh At
tell your ride and the gondola counts as being in
the mile High club. Yeah, but not in that situation,

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not with not with Dave.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
Okay, okay, you know see this illustrats a my you
are enigma wrapped in a redtal you're a mister safety
or but you'll get up in these gondolas, these ski lifts,
these these death traps, and yeah, and feet off the
air safety belt.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
No, they're they're very well maintained.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
I know.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
It's the people. Most The contention was.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Does being does doing it? And by doing it?

Speaker 8 (21:51):
Josh, I'll explains, you'll understand getting a piece of ass
as you said, you say so delicately. He goes details
and I didn't really ask for details. He goes, it
was Ivy League style.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Those of you are not familiar with that.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
That means you leave your shoes on and and your
trousers just go down to the ankles.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
And then he's but don't you do it that way
ivy league saw because the husband might come home. Isn't
that right? I thought, that's yeah, thank you, by the way.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
And then he uses several terms I may have used
prior to this, uh, including vigorous roger, and and then
he goes, we did not leave any biohazard materials behind.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Oh, thank you, by the way.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
He did also included he included a photograph taken from
the gondola of not of the not of the flagrant delecto.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Don't even what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
People heard? Mile High club and photographs. That's all.

Speaker 8 (22:48):
He took a photograph from the gondola. Here we go,
And I have never done that. I was in a
gondole over the weekend, as a matter of fact. But
I didn't do anything, didn't break went off, didn't you know?
Didn't is it pop?

Speaker 10 (23:04):
You go to the top of the mountain if you can't, for.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
You to tell, oh, it's beautiful where I was? Any story.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
They have a nice little coffee shop, They have a
they have a roller coaster that's powered by gravity.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
You get in and oh it's so cool.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
List a gondol over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
Of course, I was in a gondola.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Listeners, are.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
You know during my Sunday gondoling?

Speaker 6 (23:31):
Oh, I'm sure you arezzawhere celebrating the day roasting a ween.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Do you think, yeah, the way everyone else.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
Do you think you have what it takes to be
a bore? Well, there's talk as well, were waiting for
the little If you've ever said, well, this weekend, I
was in a gondola.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
You might have what.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
No one talks. Good lord, it's it's what really happened.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
By the way, Christy, maybe he'll appreciate this, because you're
probably the only one who's ever been to a farmer's market.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Farmers, so I have one like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
So I don't know what it is.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
We aren't real people again to make me laugh, have
a health issue. So I'm at this farmer's market and
I've seen the same thing here. There are these I
don't know what to call them, trash Nazis.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
They like to they like to separate their tracks.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
The recycle Nazis.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
And there's there's a guy with a tent and they've
got three waste cans.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, why not that it's kind of but that's kind
of the farmers market. That's their agenda. Yeah, but it's
it's a total fraud. And the guy there's a guy
I don't think it is.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
There's there's a guy sitting there and I walk up
and and it's it's like taking your ess a t s.
There's like three there's three essays of Okay, this one
goes for blah blah blah blah, and this I say,
where does gum go?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Because there is and the guy is a total prick.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh yeah, the trash the guy separating.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
He's the trash Nazi.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
Where the gun?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Where does the gum go?

Speaker 6 (25:16):
It was the one in the left under the desk.
I was just don't they have like the triangle the
recycle and depending on what numbers in the triangle, that's
now it's recycled.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
And in some of the places the trash cans you
have to put you you have to slip your hand
in this thing and pick it up.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Well that's disease.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
What Yeah, there's these metal canisters and you've got to
slip your hand in this thing and pick up the
lid of the thing to throw something away. Well, now
you're talking about spreading disease. You know, it's a scam.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
It's a scam cycle oh bs, that stuff gets buried
and solved. I think I can just see as they
the children as they leave the farmer's market, that the
guy is taking all three cans dumping him to one truck.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
But I wouldn't have cured if, like I hadn't been
such a prick like how dare ill was his response?

Speaker 4 (26:06):
He was just snotty, just a jerk, that j You.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Never noticed that Tom runs into a higher number of
jerks every day, some people.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
You know, there is something about save the Earth people
though that they can be jerks. It's like, well, what
are we saving the planet for? Like you?

Speaker 8 (26:22):
I mean to have to have some guy volunteer to
sit there all day and ordering.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
People to wait a minute.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
You know, the hot the half of the hot dog
goes here, the hot dog wrapper goes there, and the
gum goes over here.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
What a waste of time?

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Do you recycle at home? Do you have a recycle
bin with a yellow top?

Speaker 12 (26:45):
I do?

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Okay, I do, and.

Speaker 10 (26:46):
We don't have to separate ours here they do it
for us.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
What do you mean in my in my neighborhood? You
have yellow bin. It comes every a couple of weeks.

Speaker 10 (26:54):
I mean, you don't have to separated.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
Article it says that stuff can't be used. It's all
a fraud and a sketchy scam.

Speaker 14 (27:05):
My god.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
Again, even if parts of it are real, I do
a participated system. These pricks that are sitting there, and
the same thing happened to the farmer's market. Here, this
guy starts yelling, yelling at me.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
Again, tsa guy the farmers market. I think there are
people out there that are going to agree with me
on this. I don't think so because Tom is angered America.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
Just the waste disposal Nazis.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
Do you guys remember what it was like in the
late seventies before the give a hoot, don't pollute and
all this and there was it was, it was a problem.

Speaker 10 (27:43):
Yeah, the window.

Speaker 8 (27:46):
You know, I'm very anti litter. I'm totally on board
with that. So that's not a scam. No, But having
some guy with the three different things, I just don't
think in the long run that's really the way to
save the earth.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
But it may, you know, that helps, I say.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I think it's just helping people think that they're doing
the right thing.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Well, if it if it encourages you to act better,
And no.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
It encourages this guy to be an incredible dick. Look,
I just came to buy some tomatoes. Now I'm getting
yelled at. First, having at dog.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I was trying to use reason talking to him, what
are you talking about? What my gosh?

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Okay barking up the wrong tree. Then I mentioned that
I had a Bojo's pizzas and how good that was?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Pepperoni? What do you do on what you put.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
On sausage and mushrooms the way Americans do?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Guys like, when that crust you get, you get the
crust bubble delicious.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
You know that's I say, that's over half the battle
a good crust.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
The main reason to have children, Josh, is when you
get pizza. They don't eat the crust and you get
to enjoy that. I mean a good pizza place. That's
the crust is the thing.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Do you dunk?

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (29:06):
I don't dunk your crust?

Speaker 10 (29:07):
And the marinario sauce, Oh.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
Absolutely, marin butter, garlic, butter, garlic, butter if you don't
need it again, if you're thinking butter and garlic, you're there,
and Josh, you are childless.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
But if you're thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
You can't have children. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing happened.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
Okay, if you want to have kids, you're gonna you're
gonna thank You're gonna'm gonna get a letter from your
ten years from now.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
I'll be it.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
I'll be at the home. Was well, you were right?
Oh yeah, I had I having dinner with my boy
and I got to this pizza crust. Thanks for the tip, uh,
and thanks for showing me how to do it so
that she gets impregnated. It was all confuted a right, technically,
aren't you prone to have four or four sons or something?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Isn't that because since my mom did? Yeah, and since
my parents had four sons? Yeah yeah, yeah maybe so yeah.
I think that the old what is the old saying? Uh,
he with four sons begets four sons.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's a I bet on a shirt that's
in the No, it's in the Old Testament. There actually
was just an article I read about if you've had
three sons, the odds of the next one being a
female are not fifty to fifty.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Did you see that?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Christie? Are they more so or less more?

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Excuse me?

Speaker 8 (30:18):
Your rids of having a boy remain a little a
little bit higher. Okay, gotchau So who knows we have
a friend that had sons, sons, sons, son.

Speaker 10 (30:27):
And the twin.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Sons and then twin sons.

Speaker 10 (30:31):
Yeah yeah, just trying for that girl.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
Yeah no, I didn't. I grew up with a family
that was uh that was girl girl, girl, girl, girl boy.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
But that kid good, oiled, rotten.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, I fancy boy.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
No he doesn't wear a fancy vest. But that'd be
fine if you. Uh now, anyway, separate.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
What a dick.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Don't want that dog in there. And it was as
if it was like I was jumping out of an airplane. No, no, no, no, no,
put that hot dog in there.

Speaker 8 (31:04):
That goes over a part part time. He works at TSA.
Of course TSA people were very nice.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
I don't have that one lady of Philly.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Well that was you know, she's in Philadelphia, and that'll
that'll teach it a little Okay. Uh, let's just move
forward here. Uh tell me more about feeling safe and
secure in my home.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
I will simply say if that's right, by the time
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about closing the door after the barn door, Well the.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Horse, the horse is already out, yes, and then you
close the barn door.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
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Speaker 12 (31:44):
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Speaker 8 (32:56):
Beg you very much, Schick McGee coming up, I have
more questions about farmers. Yes, I'm a skeptic. And do
you have the same name as somebody really famous? It
can be very annoying. And Christy has a friend who's
doing with this right now, we'll find out what I'm
talking about on who I'm talking about and if you
have that problem, by all means you got ahold of us.
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Speaker 6 (33:35):
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Speaker 1 (33:53):
I just came up with a calendar idea that will
be the bestseller this year.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
All right, excellent, there's Ace Cosby. I'm chick. Hello, Tom,
want to hear Tommy. I want to hear your calendar idea.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Josh.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
We know that we're in the very beginnings of pumpkin
spice season, right, and of course this all started. Really
we're really with the pumpkin spice latte. I have a
calendar idea pumpkin spice hotas, and it's the hotties of
pumpkin spice.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Is that just for the month of October?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
That's it's just a calendar for October.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
And so it's really limited then, I mean your sales,
your your sales.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
Era would be what may maybe June, July, August, September.
You want to buy it before October.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
The thing about it, though, is it's like owning a
fireworks stand. That that small window of sales that's your
whole year.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Remember the guy at victor Kaiam Norelko, like ninety eight
percent of the product of sold at Christmas? Remember that? Wow,
what a great idea.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
So pumpkin spice hot as if you're interested in being
a pumpkin spice spice hot a email us of course
when need to see a picture.

Speaker 8 (35:08):
Yeah, that's screaming you hear of your pumpkins. And by
the way, just for legal purposes over eighteen.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
But oh I got to go back to the drunk
flush it out in hot Maristas or something.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh for all years?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah? Yeah, so what way you.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Got all year?

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Do the various coffee places like Starbucks have a special
every month?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I don't have.

Speaker 8 (35:31):
They announced pumpkin spices that.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Are days ago. Yeah?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Oh really, I had my.

Speaker 10 (35:37):
First pumpkin pie. Dairy Queen Blizzards that they are.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
They are great. What do you do is you order
them and they come out and they show you. They
tip it over the thick and then you take it
and throw it on the ground.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Have one bite an.

Speaker 8 (35:55):
You don't You don't enjoy the delicious dairy queen blizzard
usual You missed my because it's pumpk You don't like
pumpkin awful pumpkins, I forgot.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
It's delicious.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
Great taste of something on your shoe now in a
pine Okay fine. I was mentioning that i'd been at
a farmer's market over the weekend and was yelled at
by a guy at the And there was a problem
at the garbage booth where they have the three tents
and you have to put your garbage in.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Their tents there containers.

Speaker 8 (36:26):
But the guy it's some whole setup. It's some national scam.
I think it's because I've seen one in a different state.
I just did a little bit of homework during the break.
Even when plastic enters a recycling stream, only a tiny
fraction is successfully turned back into new plastic.

Speaker 10 (36:44):
Oh god, I guess we would believed you.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
And I also am very skeptical of these farmers' markets.
How much of this stuff? Did some guy just go
buy apples at Kroger put on an amish suit with
a hind saying cash only and triple the price.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
And I don't I like to think that they're self
policing other farmers there will would hear?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, get out of here, I'm going.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
There's a lot of bad art.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
How about your house is decorated and crap from farmers markets.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
It's primarily farmers markets.

Speaker 8 (37:22):
And there's stuff that velvet Elvis's look classy compared to this.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I also have art from uh closed down night sins.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Do you actually have art? You don't have anything on
your walls? Do you a couple of things upstairs? Yeah?
Otherwise I keep it very minimum simple. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Yeah, what's on the walls upstairs?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
There's a framed sort of poster sized photo of the
old arena in Saint Louis.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
The nice nice memories there. You went there with your dad?

Speaker 11 (37:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah, yeah, and uh boy that that may.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Be any picture on the night stand. No, no, do
you have.

Speaker 10 (38:02):
Any pictures at all in your home, like.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Family and friends? No, I have framed pictures of family
and friends that are in a.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Okay, so now a nice nice box.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Now we're doing picture day today here at the at
the radio station. We really are.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
And now, if if I were to make arrangements to
have amy frame pictures of each of us, and then
I could have Mike, my handyman, come over to your
house and hang them up, would you like that?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Well, first off, hand come over.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
So so there's no picture?

Speaker 8 (38:34):
No, no, no, I want to know, because, like he said,
he already has pictures that are in boxes. I'm just
saying we could we could go to the trouble to
get this completely done for you.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
People would walk in and go, oh, look, there's a
nice picture of Christie Lee.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
The weird thing about I've always been weird with hanging
things on my walls.

Speaker 10 (38:49):
Yeah, I just that's okay.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, yeah, I have mirrors and different in some rooms,
you know that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
I never had the ceiling me it's horrible.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
I've been there. Yeah, I had to work the Pokemon. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:08):
What's the shoke with there's a mirror on the floor
and the punchline something. Just be careful you might fall
in there. I forget how that goes.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Okay, now, well, Tom Steve writes in uh from Syracuse, Indiana,
and he says he's a longtime listener, first time writer.
Unfortunately Tom is correct so the recycling bit. He says,
been working as a trash man for twenty years, and
I have seen the recycling get dumped in with the
regular trash at the lame.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
You're not helping, sir, Dear mom and Tom show Scott writes,
according to our local recycler in Peoria, it all goes
into a landfill except for the cardboard.

Speaker 8 (39:49):
They send it to China where it's re manufactured. This
is from Mary. I work for one of the biggest
waste removal companies. The majority of the stuff to be
recycl is unused and goes into the incinerator. This is
from woll Drew. He goes I used to work at

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the community recycling bin at the town hall. After being
there for a few years, we had it removed because
residents kept putting non recyclable stuff in the bins, tires
and ninety of all the recycling bins were contaminated and unusable.
I'm just saying, if you're in the if you're at
the recycle station at the farmer's market, calm down.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
So you're just You're also saying, we've got a little
more work to do, but I think we could always
be better.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
There's noally, no need to be a giant prick about it.

Speaker 10 (40:44):
What did you say, you're being a giant brick about Oh?

Speaker 8 (40:49):
I did know why the hostility. I'm at the farmer's
market buying some vegetables. Yeah, which odds are they? There's
no way to prove it.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Maybe you're the thirty.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
Person he's had to tell Hey, that doesn't go in there.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
That would wear That's absolutely what was happening, But that
guy needs to know he's gonna deal with hundreds.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
Of pep and again, as soon as as soon as
everyone walks away, they take the three separate bins and
then they put them all in one garbage truck, so
drive away, set it on fire and the plastic chemicals
are melting into the air.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
I mean, I'm kind of with you on this. The
vegetables are only grown in a certain time frame. How
can you have fresh tomatoes in May?

Speaker 8 (41:31):
They're good farmers or they went to Kroger and he
took the stickers off, drove the greenhouses.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
They drove down to Florida and.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Wait, I mean that, here's that idea for possibly the
worst television show ever, Farmers Market Cop.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
It's just a guy busting. Yeah, it is not a
July to made it.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
He's busting the guy with the bad hair opportunity to
be ambish. Turns out the guy really is homish. Everyone
knows that.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
By the way.

Speaker 8 (42:00):
Oh the Amish folks at the farmer's barn and they're ilk,
they really bad haircuts.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Well that's their culture.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, I always just kind of went out, you know,
I mean, maybe.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
A little more of a fade there, Ezekiel.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
That's quite a story that the young Amish boy who
just wants to work at the like the barber shop.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
Right, or maybe the maybe the young Amish boy that
wants to work in a salon and he realized you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yes, because he's been fading the corn. Ezekiel, you faded
the corn again.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
But it's my dream dad.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I think the to it themselves, of course. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Have a little sports coming up, the US Open, US Open.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
We're down to the that's still going on.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
My new college football call comes out w n b A.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
They play one.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Match a day. Oh and we all need to just
for yesterday last night, last night before last, North Carolina
and Bill Belichick made his debut and it did not
go well. The press conference is still going on at TCU,
and I don't think it could be.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (43:13):
I don't Obviously, we have a lot of work to do.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oh no, no, I can't believe you're making can't let
them from the.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Parts Studios, from the Ray Auto Parts Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (43:25):
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send us an email. Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Okay, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show at
the Silac Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee, Hello, Pat Godwin,
Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold Ace Cosby. We are
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you need fast from the professional parts people at the
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Oh and look who's here?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
You know?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
No, it's it's picture day. Sets your picture suit?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I like it picture suit.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
It's it's miss Hooker.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
And Jess Hooker is wearing a nice red with epaulets
and a double pocket.

Speaker 10 (44:22):
It's very nice shirt.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Jack looks great.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Everybody looks very nice.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Over under. How many shirts do you think Pat brought in?
Unless you heard.

Speaker 10 (44:30):
It, we talked.

Speaker 14 (44:32):
No, I didn't hear it, but we did talk about
it for the last three days.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
No kidding. Well, I asked for her a nice How
many did you bring?

Speaker 10 (44:41):
Actually?

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Five?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Unwrinkled.

Speaker 16 (44:42):
That's good.

Speaker 11 (44:43):
Good.

Speaker 16 (44:43):
I was hoping.

Speaker 14 (44:44):
So when I was ironing my shirt this morning, I thought, man,
I hope he got his stuff from the dry cleaner.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
I did you have a dry cleaner? Yeah, you got
it together to take clothes to the dry cleaner. Yeah,
it was a hard day.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
That's impressive.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Okay, he was kind of taking that.

Speaker 8 (44:57):
Now it is pictured here, so when you'll be seeing
those photographs soon. I was discussing the fact that over
the weekend I went to a farmer's market. Uh huh,
and I just there's a couple of scams at the
farmers market.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
I just want to say, just a couple.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Well, yeah, farmers market to me.

Speaker 8 (45:16):
I'm not sure. I mean, and I buy over the weekend.
I always get the sweet corn and tomatoes, et cetera, solf.
There's a lot of nice stuff at a farmer's market.
Some of the when the recycling thing kind of takes
me off because the guy was.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Rude, that's fair.

Speaker 14 (45:28):
It's not just at the farmer's market. There's lots of
places where recycling people are jerks.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:34):
And then I've been doing some research and a lot
of the so called recycled stuff does not get recycled.
It's a scam. But that's a different story for a
different time. The other thing is do all farmers markets.
Do they ever like to auditions for the people that
are doing the music there?

Speaker 4 (45:49):
I don't think so.

Speaker 14 (45:50):
I think it's a sign up. Yeah, okay, because I
work at a farmer's market on and off through the summer.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
Sometimes they're genuinely terrible. They are kind of stuff, but
it's fun.

Speaker 16 (46:00):
It's they're having a good time.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
They're taking time on it.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
They just want to perform for you and some John
Mayer or walking around.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
They don't want you to be down there writing a
critique of their performance putting it online.

Speaker 14 (46:13):
You were some tough radio gigs before.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Oh, okay, okay, there you go.

Speaker 8 (46:19):
I'm just curious, as as Josh was saying up here,
this is a movie just begging to be made. Oh yeah,
Christopher Gueston behind the scenes at the farmers market character
some guy, you know, some guy pretending to be amish.
Don't you think somebody famous used to perform at a
farmer's market? And then for sure, Oh I saw a
guy of the day of the day that was amazing.
He was great, put money in his guitar case and

(46:42):
he had a QR had a QR code.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
The whole day.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Hey, let me ask you something is it okay to
make change in a situation like that A fair question. No,
it is the end.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
It's a big bill. Yeah, No, you don't want to
be the guy's up there playing. You don't want to.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
It's either I make change or nothing.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
I never got a twenty, they say, used to get nothing.
I never did the case. Oh you have her hundreds?

Speaker 6 (47:05):
What do you do?

Speaker 14 (47:05):
Then you're making a very kind donation.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
That seems like a lot, very hundreds, one hundred bucks
to hear this.

Speaker 10 (47:15):
Guy, why would you carry through.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
One hundred dollars?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Is it too much for a shot Georgia or one
of us?

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Are they people paying attention or just ignoring them?

Speaker 10 (47:28):
Usually they're not.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Usually they're kind of ignoring.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah, try to get their attention. Could you turn down
the banjo? I want to check the Apples.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Worst cover band slash worst name You've ever or our
tribute band, worst name you've ever seen. I'll go first,
Elton John tribute band, the Dogs of Society.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I think it's okay.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
That's there.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
You go from ye Dogs? Yeah, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (47:59):
I have to do some homework. I to remember offhand.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
I did I say Clapton days? Did you see I
knew that.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
Are you going to Nashville.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
I don't think I've got If you go to Nashville,
have some Jack's barbecue.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
Sauce really wants you to go so that he can
get his picture taken with you because he's a huge
Eric Clapton fan as well.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
So as I believe that night, I will be seeing
the Doobie Brothers.

Speaker 10 (48:23):
On Monday night.

Speaker 8 (48:25):
Oh that's a Monday. No, I'm not going for sure.
They're in New York.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
I think on Saturday. In any event, that's a week
from Saturday. He's two hours away Friday night or two
and a half hours.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Away Friday night.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
May have another event.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
I'm don't you have a gun on the weekend coming up?

Speaker 6 (48:42):
Don't you have to?

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Don't you have to? Aren't you?

Speaker 6 (48:45):
And what's left of the Kennedys. Don't you have a
touch football game? You got to get to you out
there on the Capeer No, thank you, Dear Bob and
Tom show Tom looking good at the cowboy.

Speaker 10 (48:58):
Hat about that.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
You need to continue to grow out the side burns.
You'll have an even more incredible likeness to former ABC
American Sportsman host the One the Only Grits Gresham.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
I am not.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
There we go that.

Speaker 8 (49:16):
Wow, that's not bad. That looks so much better. That
hat looks a little small.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yeah it does look look looks like.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
A toy hand. But that's that's just look.

Speaker 10 (49:24):
Here's that.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
There you go. Didn't you say you were going to
grow out your side? M chomp?

Speaker 6 (49:30):
I got left?

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Did you wear your hair hat out in the wild yesterday?
Did you wear the cowboy hat out? I?

Speaker 6 (49:36):
No, I have another one?

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Is your backup? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (49:38):
I got a straw one. I got a summer one
and a winter one.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
Honestly good positive action.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Do you to.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Today's picture day?

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Here?

Speaker 6 (49:47):
I'll get another, a real picture.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
You got it? Hey? Are you?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Are you getting the same sort of positive feedback at home?

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Yeah? Oh no kidding.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
Yeah, she helped you pick out the hat.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I would, I would.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
It's it's the girls that you have to worry about.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Did she start singing? Leave your hat? Oh, you gotta
leave your hat.

Speaker 10 (50:07):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
Little Randy Newman you.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Joe Cocker more popular, actually a more musical version. Leave
your head on. That's not so little. The little girls
also have cowboy hats. Therefore they can't make fun of me.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Well, so you guys all go out like a cowboy hat.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Family, We have never done that.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
We will not do that.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
Can that is a weird look? Can ponies be far behind?

Speaker 10 (50:41):
I don't know when did they start jumping?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I thought we were gonna get the sports so tough.
I had to take my daughter to dress.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
I can barely get the horse on the gondol. You
ever run into these dressage nazis unbelieved.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
By the way, if it rains, that's such a nice hat.
You got to protect that. You don't wear that in
the rain. Nice.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Yeah, you can wear that hat.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
You know what you do?

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Know you get uh plastic covering that in the shape
of a cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah, like a slipcovert condom.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Yeah, yeah, I had condo. Got to protect that hat.
That's a great hat.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
You're out there driving. The hat is made of beaver.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Did you spray spray it with some special.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Get?

Speaker 10 (51:29):
You can get wet.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
You can get wet.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
A beaver can get wet. Yes, I never seen a
beaver get.

Speaker 6 (51:36):
If bes are dry bad, If you like, I can
loan you the hat and for the first time you
can have your head in a beaver. You'll be very pipular.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
Probably eliminated a couple of those divorces Dear Bob and
Tom show.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
I decided to watch Ana Conda tonight excellent.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Just to hear Ice.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
Cube quote Snake's that head is big, and I must
say spot on. I couldn't stop laughing. To make it
even better. The next commercial was about Smoky Bear and
wildfire prevention. Talk about my phone listening to me. This
is a travel nurse named Shauna. I fill my daily
car rides with your antics. Glad no one is in

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my car with me daily. So I yell at Tom.
I'm sorry, tom my professional opinion. You're not oriented to
current place and time.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Love you all.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Thanks for the last, of course not, she offered.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
Her I'm oriented to a better time. You in a
better place, Like a better place right now would be
being on a boat.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Got this?

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Got this from Harvey. I had a Tom moment the
other day. We were going out on the lake in
our little boat and my son asked if he could
have the rowing sticks. He couldn't think of the word ors.
Isn't that sweet? So if you have a tomism, if
you can't remember the words, by all means, get a.

Speaker 6 (52:54):
Hold of us.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
We'd love to hear from you see that meme of
Bill Belichick and his girlfriend ask.

Speaker 10 (53:01):
Him for twenty for the vending machine.

Speaker 8 (53:03):
No, she's she's she's entering the transfer portal.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
Oh I saw the one where they said she's standing
on the sideline and she walks up to him and
the meme says, can I have twenty bucks for the
vending machine?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
These are lucky. Usually when I hear you see that meme,
I am walking the other Yea.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Now, is that press conference still going on with Bill Belichick?
Do you have any idea?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Well, I don't think so. I don't think there's any
way that he can still be up at the podium
trying to talk to the reporters.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Side that tremendous energy walk.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
And you know, we played competitively but then just couldn't
sustain it. So obviously we have a lot of work
to do.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
Can't win them all. Okay, thanks every time. And then
of course there's Josh real quick.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
That is great.

Speaker 8 (53:53):
That is that corner system of a down. That's corn.
That's corn.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
And of course the NFL season starts tomorrow and that
means uh regular season hawkeye technology to spot the ball
no more chain gang.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Starts as well.

Speaker 8 (54:11):
Speaking of the NFL starting up tomorrow night, is that correct?

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Speaker 4 (55:53):
We'll get to that.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Hey there, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk, Pat Godwin,
Jess Hooker, there's Josh Arnold there, Ace Cosby. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. I'm Chick McGee and we're
organizing buy in for the power Ball. I guess it's

(56:21):
one and a half billion dollars, give or take a
one hundred million Having an argument. Tom wants to put
a X number of dollars in for the group and
then put X number of dollars in for it just
him privately.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Oh you on your own, you can't do that. Yeah today,
Oh how much did you put in? Pat? I put
in twenty, but I don't have twenty in cats, so
you put in nothing. Well I got to figure it
out somehow, and you got to help me out five twenty.
So wait a minute.

Speaker 8 (56:52):
So if we win, I put in forty, you put
in zero, and well I'm gonna put in twenty when
I have cards.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
What we lose tomorrow?

Speaker 11 (57:00):
Cards?

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Yeah? I got cards. I don't take cards.

Speaker 10 (57:04):
Cash value five hundred and eighty nine million dollars chance
of winning one in two hundred and ninety two point
two million.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
To think about, Think about your and half, Think about
your dad's sperm.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
What I often do?

Speaker 10 (57:18):
What often?

Speaker 4 (57:20):
What are you know?

Speaker 8 (57:21):
What are the odds that you were the best swimmer?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I don't know what a what are you saying? What
he's saying is you can beat the odds. You already did.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Did you beat the ads to get born? Yeah, that's correct.
Those odds are That's the thing about the millions of sperm.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
You could ended up on the corner of your mom's mouth.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
I don't see that was unnecessary, Josh.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
I was going to say, you're the stay.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
If you could in the middle of her back.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
I mean you could have entered.

Speaker 8 (57:45):
You could have emerged from a T shirt underneath the
bed that your dadd like father.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Likes that never never, Tommy, ever get it in your
hair every now and then, you know, I don't know
what I mean.

Speaker 8 (57:58):
I got a letter here. Fortunately later I forget those things. Okay,
and the eye Bob and Tom show. You were talking
about the Wizard of Oz at the sphere, Now.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
That's right. I can't wait to go with you. What's
wrong with that?

Speaker 6 (58:14):
Is the movie too joyful? It's a it's a Christy
is gonna go.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I want to go.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
He's got that go.

Speaker 10 (58:20):
You know what my daughter said, She goes, Oh, that's
just great, Mom. It's Vegas. You're gonna go see Wizard
of Oz and they're gonna sprinkle paper down, you know
during the tornado. They're probably strippers phone numbers.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Oh, you know, my gosh, that's that would be a
good idea, that.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
It's it's the Wizard of Oz, they'd be male strippers.
Gay phone numbers, you know, let's.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Garland.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I'm sorry, did he just use the phrase gay phone?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Such a game one eight hundred fist?

Speaker 6 (58:56):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 8 (58:56):
Who's this tem The point is, I'm I would like
to go because I've been to the Sphere.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
It's great.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
If you're not familiar with it, it's you know, Christy's going,
I don't know if what what? Which voice is this?
And can we have it?

Speaker 6 (59:09):
Go away?

Speaker 4 (59:09):
That's Christy?

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
I went to see the Eagles at the Sphere. It
was great. Yeah, And I have had friends that see
you too.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
After the gondola.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
And you know they have the world's longest slid. But
there's no snow now because it's I got wow.

Speaker 8 (59:28):
I want to entertain us with the front line of
the Washington Football Club.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
It's interesting.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
I know.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
It's not lam Laramie film. He's the guy who he's
the guy who was wearing the gas mask of blazing
up on Draft day. He likes the Ganja.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
But you're gonna go see it in Iam. We were
surprised they were. They reduced the length of the film
by I think it's twenty eight five minutes long. Now
the movie and there's some special the facts and they're
flying monkeys.

Speaker 14 (01:00:01):
Are you showing the movie?

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Action regun they're calling it amazement, not a cinematic experience.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Entertain they've taken the movie day.

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
They've changed it up a little bit with respect to
the digital quality sonically, like a tornado the imagination.

Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
Wass okay?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
They had to actually feel the tornado.

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
I mean, you know, Josh would just he could. He
could watch it at home on his phone if he
could clear.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Enough for free clears. Paying four hundred bucket was clear enough.
Pouring off of with a bunch of people who just
want the Instagram.

Speaker 10 (01:00:38):
That's not why I'm going. I won't even take a picture.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
You don't. Are you going to take a gummy? You're
just supposed to do?

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Is there anyway? Is there anyway we all can go
see The Wizard of Oz together as a group and
sit next to each other off the nocause you guys
would ruined it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
You damn.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
A heckup of monkeys.

Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
Oh well, did you see the ticket taker?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
What a bitch, unbelievable she was.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
I'll talk to you Christy. I don't think she really
have tickets. Jesse Jesse kind enough to write, what's a pronoun?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
J E S S E?

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
Does that mean boy? Typically uh? Dear Bob and Tom
show the Wizard of Oz that the sphere looks incredible.
Have any of you ever watched the film with the
sound paired to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Have you never heard that boring story?

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
I've never heard of that talking. This is a this
is a you know, this is a Stoner classic.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
What happened?

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
Have you ever done it? No?

Speaker 14 (01:01:59):
I didn't even know was it thing till right now?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Are you embarrassed to say?

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Here's I'll give you the short version.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
You don't know how to.

Speaker 14 (01:02:10):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
I could have gotten to this four minutes ago except
for Elmer over there kept inserting himself, discussing, discussing, discussing
the front line of the Washington Football Club.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Sam Cosby still injured. Okay, no one cares.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
The great Metro Goldwyn Marrit Company.

Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
You take you take the album Dark Side of the Moon. Okay,
this is this is known as the Dark Side of
the Rainbow. That's what this is called. It's a ston
Or classic. It's bare, but it's it's it's you put
on Dark Side of the Moon, and you're supposed to

(01:02:53):
begin it right when the MGM Lion roars for the
third time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Okay, you put on and then you move the you.

Speaker 8 (01:03:01):
Then you mute the audio of the movie, and then
there's a certain I believe it's called synchronicity that occurs.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
It was just a police record.

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
Yeah, yeah, it works with apparently apparently also works with
the boss gags, still degrees ye, blinds up perfect.

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
I guess the best one is there's a thing on
the Dark Side of the Moon with a heart beat,
and just at that moment, Dorothy puts her head up
to the tin men. It's cute, yeah, but it's if
people that are really really stoned, it's it's sort of
up faus. It's a famous ritual. But in any event, Jesse,
thank you for the reminder. I'm sure if you if

(01:03:43):
you google that, you can get the exact instructions.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
In the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Longer than the album, Yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
I believe more.

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
I believe the album is forty three minutes. Yeah, so
then yeah, but then by then, Ace you're so high
that you don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Well, you know what, seventy five minutes they've got to
get him back out there on the floor. They can't
have you guys standing around in the sphere.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Let's go, and they can do more show times at
the sphere per day. It's all I think Vegas is
just a money grab.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
What away a minute? Hold now?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Really?

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
I say that they don't care what time. That's why
there aren't any clocks in the casinos. They don't care
what time it is every time. Party time.

Speaker 14 (01:04:24):
You guys should do a boys trip to Las Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Oh god, we've been talking about it for years. Yeah,
comedians together and go out there for the weekend of
the trip.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
I've done that way too much.

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
Yeah, yeah, a bunch of comedians and Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Don't don't get your room too hot. You got to
get you know why the windows don't open.

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
You don't want the big because you don't want comedians
defenestrating themselves.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
That means jumping out the window.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
It would be fun.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Okay, Well, if you want to reach us, we'd love
to hear from you. Bob and Tom at bobintom dot
com if we're just joining as hell. Oh, this is
the Bob and Tom program emerging from the O'Reilly Auto
Parts studios.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Let's see now emerging.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
Yeah, By the way, this is dear Bob and Tom show.
I heard your story about the woman who gave birth
a burning man. Now this is this is a different story.
The woman who gave birth that didn't know she was pregnant,
wasn't that?

Speaker 10 (01:05:24):
That's a different story.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Yeah, where and where was that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
It doesn't matter. It's different story.

Speaker 10 (01:05:30):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
Okay, Okay, So it was it wasn't it. It wasn't
a burning man.

Speaker 10 (01:05:34):
She was pregnant. She was just that burning man.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
And man?

Speaker 10 (01:05:38):
Yeah, I don't know if you've heard she was a
burning Was she in a crazy outfit? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
They said that there was.

Speaker 8 (01:05:46):
Seriously, there was an obi there who, they said, uh,
assisted with the birth, wearing nothing but underpants.

Speaker 10 (01:05:54):
Boy or girl?

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Ob uh?

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
Presumably a male. In any event, let's just move forward.

Speaker 7 (01:06:02):
Here.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Are we going to visit the sports page?

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
I know, No, I'm looking up how you come up
with your burning man name?

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Remember we talked about this yesterday and we.

Speaker 14 (01:06:10):
Didn't get to You have to take a name to.

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
Get a burning man. It's called a play a name play.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
I don't want to play this because.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
You're going to be a player when you're a burning man.

Speaker 8 (01:06:19):
What isn't that isn't play a like desert or something.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
It should emerge organically from your experiences on the player
ideally given to you by others. Plaia p l a
y oh? Is that like table or mesa?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Orsa means table? Yeah, one of them foreign words.

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
So it isn't a player like a desert a pliahya.
Why do they spell a player then?

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Because so.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
Chicken, I say, playa because we're living in the movie Shaft.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
Play.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
Uh, don't you think Dreams by Fleetwood Mac used playing players?
Only like that? You're playing?

Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
Yeah, that's great first time? Remember that good line player
for the first You know if you play that album?
Uh too Tomatoes six one to the movie Green Tomatoes.
You know the scene where where the five women are bitching.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
That's ste right right?

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Uh that sports, it's my turn defending champ Arena. Sabalinka
has returned to the US Open Semis without hitting the
ball the number one ranks. Sabolenka is supposed to play Marquita.
Vonda found the found last night, but Vonda Russova Withdrew Oh,

(01:07:47):
I didn't know girls tennis from the match should have said.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Cortious interrupted, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Man, let's we do it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
We'll edit wonderful. Oh hang on she with from the
match a little, Corteous interrupted, ye Jo, she had a
injured knee.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Left me. Uh weenie, how about what you call it?
I am now what you call it in Bangkok? Very good?

Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
Did you say what I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
H one night, ink and the world jar my god,
that was beautiful. Little Murray head for that sound.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Novak Djokovic race his record tying fourteenth US Open semi.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Mury more Murray.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
You don't know, Oh you.

Speaker 10 (01:08:46):
Gotta hear that one night Bangkok.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
You don't know that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
No, I hadn't been tied to a chair during the eighties.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
It's like mage Paul spread from got a little life to.

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
It, he says from B fifty two, A little bit freddish,
Fred you mean Novak Djokovic, Advan Carlos escaped from Alcaraz
and Novak get together. One semi final on Friday night,
the other determined. Today. A number of top ap to
college football polls out it's been updated. Number one is

(01:09:21):
Ohio State BAMP. Number two, Penn State, number three, LSU
number four Georgia, Georgia. Number five is Miami, WNBA, Winders,
Last Night, Phoenix and Golden State. And a new fitness
trend has people running and jumping on all fours. Wow,

(01:09:45):
it's called quad aerobics. The unconventional exercise style is gaining
traction on social media, where proponents post videos of themselves walking, running,
and jumping on all fours like animals.

Speaker 10 (01:10:01):
They're just doing it for.

Speaker 14 (01:10:02):
The grand If you ever practiced or were in gym class,
it's bear crawl. That's all you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Okay, Yeah, I mean that's which is a.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:10:11):
I got hip dysplasia.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Yeah, when'd you do it last week?

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Oh you're larger, you're larger animals?

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
For those of you that have had a Golden retriever,
especially the laborator retree for owners and goldens, you know
what I'm talking about, especially.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
The proper bear crawl where you have to be parallel.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Hard.

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
What is it about exercise that they can't just do
the old fashioned stuff that actually works.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
Does it have to be this idiocy?

Speaker 8 (01:10:39):
Well, you got to take a truck tire, throw it
over your head, and then I see you and then
kind of eat four hundred pills and then you have
your buddy kiss your between the ass cheeks you get.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
You know that I lost ten pounds on.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Granted I couldn't. It's not sustainable.

Speaker 8 (01:10:56):
But all this ridiculously stupid stuff crawling around on all
four is it how to get yourself injured in a
new way?

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
I can't imagine jumping in the No. Some even go
so far as to climb trees. And here's where your
eyebrows will go up. Some wear furry masks as well
as tails.

Speaker 10 (01:11:21):
Okay, now it's sexual.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Now it's as Christy said, for the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
That's okay.

Speaker 6 (01:11:30):
You guys tell me how to pronounce his last name, Jared,
last name n O phoebe knob o B or not
Nabby Nobby penis.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
What we're looking for.

Speaker 10 (01:11:46):
I hope it's bigger than anob.

Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
If that's your If that's your nickname, Curtis, I can
make all you knob well. I'm hung like a like
a marble.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Like a door.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
I should do commercials for Nobby's shop and pick ohio?

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Was that was that k n O B B y
It was?

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
It's like hobby lobby, only Nabby it was a cigar shop.
Nobby's lost'd be the little critter and uh Nobby Doby Dobby,
Oh that's dobby In dobby In. I hated that thing
self respect Anyway, this lobby is a personal trainer and
a national coach told you New York Post. The trend
may not be that wild, as it overlaps heavily with

(01:12:28):
what is known in the fitness world as primal movement
or quadra pedal and movement training.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Well, all that stuff does have its place. It does,
but this sounds like it's.

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
Yes, if you're a nom and Charlie shooting at you,
you want to be able to crawl around.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
I promise you that activates all the muscles that you
would require you to if you were eighty one years old.
You fall, and you do that sometimes you get up.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
That is a big problem that people getting up off
learning to get up we get older. Well, I think
Darwin said it best lead him down there in the
Origin of Species. I was controversial. You might think, no, no,

(01:13:16):
no life alert for grandma, let her hit the dirt. Okay,
what a dumbest dumb story. And dude Wipes in the
NFL coming back. Really we love the dude one. Okay,
look forward to that certainly. From the Oreilly Auto Part Studios,
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (01:13:33):
Hey, thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show
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Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
Hello, and he's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
I'm Chick. Hello, Tom Jick. Good to see you, sir,
Good to see you, my friend. Philadelphia Eagles Ready?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Uh, what's the opening game? It's tomorrow night?

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Right, Eagles hosting the Cowboy could get out of hand
real quick, let's hope. So if I were you, I'd
take the Eagles minus the points seven seven and a half.
Oh yeah, okay, this one game, This one game tomorrow
and then one game Friday in Brazil in the sow
Him What Southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Oh it's the sow Him of course it's spring there.
You know that sounds like shorthand that a seamstress might
write him sew him Oh from the Phantom Thread.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Possibly. Oh, I've got to watch that again. Man, I
love that guy. How is that acting?

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
Guy?

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
What was I saying?

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
I forget.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
I'm so bored Chargers and the Chiefs. I sure, yes, okay, anyway,
the twenty twenty five Super Bowl hand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
They have it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
They tried to get the tush push. You're aware of
this tongue. They tried to make it illegal, but it stayed.
Tried to make it illegal, but it stayed. Because you know,
if Josh and I are playing defense, I can't get
behind Josh and push him into the offense. That'd be
a penalty. But apparently the offense can push their players
into us on anyway, it's an unfortunate name.

Speaker 14 (01:15:10):
Also, doesn't the name change depending on the region that
you're at.

Speaker 6 (01:15:14):
That's exactly what I was going to say. In Philadelphia,
it's known as the Brotherly Shove.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
That's great like that, and it's sponsored now by Dudewipes.
That's right, hilarious Because the butts are in the air,
it's called a scrum of butts, and so Dude Wipes
jumped on board. I don't know who is in control
of the advertising dollars for Dude Wives, but if they

(01:15:42):
nailed it on this one, right get in there.

Speaker 8 (01:15:44):
Is there going to be a special edition of Dude
wipes with.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
The ego logo. I'm not sure about that, but I
would think so.

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
I would have mentioned that the NFL wouldn't want their
logo on something.

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
Oh, I don't think that would be a problem anymore recently, not. Yeah,
Jerry Jones broke this all wide open when he made
a deal with Nike and Pepsi and AT and T
without the league. And oh yeah, okay, it just seems
I don't know, you'd ride some more than just butts.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
Yeah, right, that's true. Dogs. Yeah, the girl.

Speaker 14 (01:16:18):
Yeah, when you're at the grill and you're making food,
you can wipe your hands.

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
Making food, you can make it's good for a whore
bath right, Oh yes, I don't know. You tell me, Okay,
what when your whore comes over, you throw her a
dude wipe, don't you, Josh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
You go, hey, yeah, clean that thing up, a little
swab it.

Speaker 10 (01:16:36):
Oh, you give her a little gift bag when she leaves.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
No, no, when she gets there.

Speaker 10 (01:16:39):
Oh, she gets there to make sure she's clean before
swab the deck of the s s.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
So the I'm sorry, So it's called it's called the
tush push brotherly shove. And I guess when they play
that game in Mexico City. It's called the Sodom. Eh
guy gets behind the guy you see.

Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
You know, Shalin Hurts, the quarterback for Philadelphia, can like
like leg press like five hundred pounds or something. He's unbelievable. Wow,
do you know I I leg press like four to
twenty five in high school.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Nice. That's true.

Speaker 10 (01:17:20):
Really, that's impressive.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
I couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Could you dead lift a similar number?

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Uh no, maybe one hundred and fifty or something?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Oh, I bet you could do more.

Speaker 8 (01:17:29):
Yeah, I know that that chick Megan Marshak was able
to deadlift a former vice president.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
I wish i'd do the reference.

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
Yeah, what you've just heard is another adventure in board.
That's a very obscure reference. I have what it takes.

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
Member where remember where Nelson Rockefeller was dead in the
hotel room.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Now he did not die in the hotel room. He
died in the ambulance on the way to the hotel hospital.

Speaker 8 (01:17:58):
Now this is something for you, ladies. I hope you
find this it as annoying as I do. Now, there's
a controversy about the proposal, Uh, the Travis Kelcey What
do you mean.

Speaker 10 (01:18:12):
The proposally for him, and because he did it three
weeks before it was announced or two weeks.

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
Taylor Swift, there's a couple of things going one as
they're saying it was staged.

Speaker 9 (01:18:20):
Well, yeah, right, I always think proposals for pictures now
and well, here's the controversy is that he went down
on the wrong knee.

Speaker 10 (01:18:29):
Oh, I didn't know that right and wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
I didn't know that was the thing at all.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
He says.

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
Uh, this is from the Washington Post. Kelsey dropped to
his right knee instead, it is left, sparking etiquette critiques.
We're supposed to go down to your left knee.

Speaker 10 (01:18:42):
I've never heard of this divorce.

Speaker 8 (01:18:44):
If you did that, I could say I went down
to my left nee. Maybe if you've gone down marow o,
I went down plenty of.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
That.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
You stack it up, I withdraw. I withdraw the comment. Yeah,
this is if you're concerned about, which you are really Uh,
that's really you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
But no, nobody has heard that there is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
A property.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
Those engaged to other fellas. If you're concerned about.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
And there's no ring, by the way, that's all changed.
There's no engagement ring. You just get that's the way
to do it now?

Speaker 13 (01:19:25):
Just get married?

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Yeah, just get married?

Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
No ring, Well you're wrong about that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
No, no ring?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
No, No, he's right, he's right. Women are equal by
your own ring. Women are demanding no ring.

Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
No ring.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
That's the women's.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Women.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Kim Kardashian, Sidney Sweeney, they all said that's right now.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
But the other controversy is, uh, that is some weeks?
Is that that they'd already that she had asked him
three weeks before.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Good luck to him either way. Well, I think that's
buying large how proposals go. If she drops the hint
long enough, Oh you, guys, I gotta ask you to
marry man?

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
Can you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Heard that alone?

Speaker 14 (01:20:10):
Right?

Speaker 15 (01:20:10):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Is that how you got Is that how you popped
the r?

Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
No, I what are you saying now?

Speaker 6 (01:20:18):
When the woman offers enough of a hint that she's
ready to get married, then the guy steps in. I
don't think they're I think they're. Statistically, less than ten
percent of guys are just out of these stats. Blue
sky asks emerge. These stats emerge your underwear directly from
your ass. I wiped it down and I go, I

(01:20:42):
think this is a relevant.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Top Yeah, that's okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Married privately, but there's a chance, I mean, they could
also bid. They can have people bid on who gets
the rights to their wedding.

Speaker 10 (01:20:54):
Actually I've heard they are getting married in a very
small ceremony. But okay, yeah, I mean I read that.

Speaker 6 (01:20:58):
I don't know if I don't think did they get
paid for doing the proposal at that Kansas City mansion
or six million dollar mansion where they staged the proposal?

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
There was a private.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
Travis Kelsey's six million dollars Kansas City mansion where he
proposed to Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
Yeah, at all those flowers, Look at that, it does
look a little bit staged.

Speaker 10 (01:21:28):
Age their engagement pictures.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
That's what happened.

Speaker 10 (01:21:31):
Everybody's doing this now, it's not just Taylor and Travis.

Speaker 8 (01:21:35):
Yeah, right, Taylor and Travis got engaged for some here.
Now we'll visit other topics this morning. For we have
a jewelry, Yeah, talk about jewelry. We're in the rally
out of parts studio. Some of us will be coming back.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (01:21:56):
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Speaker 8 (01:22:38):
Hello, Tom, Now I'm looking at the Powerball stats. Yes,
if you know, Powerball very very serious today. I didn't
realize Powerball's available in forty five states, Yeah, plus Washington, DC,
Puerto Rico, and the US Virgin Islands. What not available
in Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, Mississippi, Nova, in Utah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Where does the Where are the people in Hawaii? They
can't go across the border and buy tickets?

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
They sure can't.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Oh they have to, boy, have to. They have to
call a friend.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:14):
Now I've got in my hands several tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
I do as well.

Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
So now I'm not sure how this works with respect
to what are.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
We doing with it?

Speaker 6 (01:23:21):
Is this a big, big group buy in? I think
what you're asking me is is that you and I
have bought tickets.

Speaker 14 (01:23:29):
And Josh, did you buy a ticket?

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Yes, I bought, but I but I bought ten dollars
worth because that's what I had in cash today.

Speaker 6 (01:23:36):
Here's the thing. If we don't pull all these numbers
together and one of us wins on a ticket that
we bought in quotes, don't you think there's going to
be some sort of legal action and then thus ending
the show. Not that the show is not going to
end anyway any minute, but I'm just trying to tell
you what I see it as a problem. We have

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to have them together agree on what the buying is.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
That's kind of the key there.

Speaker 6 (01:24:03):
So, oh, you mean you buy a share?

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
No, Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
If if everybody wants to just put in their ten
bucks worth.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Of tickets, were you.

Speaker 14 (01:24:13):
Three can put in? You put your tickets together, and
then you give us three when you win some money,
then then everybody wins.

Speaker 10 (01:24:22):
About as there's four, Ace two and Jason.

Speaker 14 (01:24:26):
If you're not in the room, you don't win.

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
No, this is how this this is the problem. You
got it.

Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
You got to decide, Okay, is everyone putting in ten
dollars tickets in the pool.

Speaker 14 (01:24:36):
Are you guys that greedy that one point three billion
dollars and you're not going to share with your coworkers
a little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
Are you that cheap that you're not going to put
in ten buckshot my tickets?

Speaker 10 (01:24:47):
I'm just not sharing the point exactly right. I'll buy
my own ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
It's only a one point three I'm waiting till one point.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
The voice of reason. Let's take a chance that's not
gonna win.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
Let's go to the next You wouldn't give us kick
us a couple of million if you want a hundred?

Speaker 16 (01:25:04):
I would, I would.

Speaker 14 (01:25:05):
I would gift all of you guys money.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
If I want.

Speaker 10 (01:25:09):
Eighty nine that that is so low compared to what
the winner is insane.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Sure, despise all government.

Speaker 10 (01:25:18):
Yeah, almost, like it's a racket.

Speaker 6 (01:25:21):
Do you think they try to give you like one
hundred dollars a year over nine thousand years?

Speaker 10 (01:25:26):
There is a thirty dollars or thirty year annuity, But
I don't know what it pays.

Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
I think it's to all of us. Okay, now let's
just move forward.

Speaker 14 (01:25:33):
Here.

Speaker 8 (01:25:33):
We have uh Christy Lee over there at the Silent
Insurance News we'll we'll settle our power ball pool here shortly.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
Oh yeah, it's going to get settled, baby, I got
a stack of them right here.

Speaker 6 (01:25:44):
Remembore, it gets real message. Oh it's going to get
messed I think it's very simple game. I'm sorry, you're
gonna get messier.

Speaker 10 (01:25:52):
Okay, because then you have a percentage if you're only.

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
Ten right, I'm sorry you were going to say it's
real simple. What were you going to say?

Speaker 8 (01:25:58):
Everyone just put in ten bucks ten and then put
ten dollars worth of lottery tickets in the envelope.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
But we put in you put in forty, I put
in forty.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
So then keep thirty. Your keep three of them.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Yes, but if I win on those three, but yeah,
but your fourth one is the one that might win.

Speaker 10 (01:26:18):
The one by the one that the group buys goes
in an envelope. So there's there's a.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
If one of us wins and you we don't share it,
there's going to be, as my father would say, hell
to pay if they buy We bought.

Speaker 10 (01:26:33):
Our tickets elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
But here's yeah, chicks, point is valid someone because I
can sit here and I and I would honestly mean it. Hey,
absolutely a number from your personal wins. You owe me
nothing and I mean it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
But somebody in this building, oh yeah, oh yeah, I
could say that. I'm not going to mean it if you,
one of you bastards wins.

Speaker 10 (01:26:57):
I need some money, even if we bought our tickets
at home to do with work.

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Absol freakin loutely well, I don't think so, just a
little taste.

Speaker 10 (01:27:09):
Yeah, I kind of es I'm never coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
I would want to give you, guys.

Speaker 14 (01:27:16):
I would want to share it with you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Guys, we're family mostly some of us apparently are adopted.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Or they better be.

Speaker 10 (01:27:28):
If you personally win, you would share your money no
matter what.

Speaker 7 (01:27:32):
Yes, yeah, oh I would.

Speaker 14 (01:27:35):
It's not fun to have it to yourself. I want
to share it with everybody, my family, my friends.

Speaker 10 (01:27:39):
I want all of a sudden.

Speaker 8 (01:27:42):
Charity and the chick would you charity? Would you move
to a new compound or just fortify the one I
told you about this? I wouldn't quit my job, but
i'd be a bit to work with.

Speaker 9 (01:27:52):
I can tell you that more more of a bit,
more of a yeah, well your job?

Speaker 7 (01:27:59):
Huh?

Speaker 10 (01:28:00):
You wouldn't quit your job?

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 10 (01:28:01):
What else am I gonna do you wouldn't be nicer maybe,
Oh no, it'd.

Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Be just the opposite. So most people I would be nicer. Yeah,
there are those I pick and choose. Yeah, I'm gonna
make decisions.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
The funny thing is I'm gonna win. That's the way
it's gonna go down. I'm gonna win back.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
It's a great, uh great atmosphere.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
There's Bill belichial fans or a tremendous you can't win all.

Speaker 13 (01:28:25):
You're not gonna win a job, but.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
Then just couldn't sustain. Obviously, we have a lot of
to do.

Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
Okay, thank you very much. Can you get into any
more trouble? I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
I think I'm self destructing in front of everyone. I think,
Oh god, okay, I have a lot going on.

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
Let's get the news. Let's get a news story going on. Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:28:47):
A New Talker survey find seven and ten Americans say
they rely on intuition, prayers, or vibes when making major
life decisions. Oh, and this is I totally agree with this.
Gut feelings playing a role in choice is about careers.

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
Did you say Dutch ceilings?

Speaker 10 (01:29:05):
What are you listening to?

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Why would she have said that?

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
She said something about dutchess gut feelings. Gut feelings. Oh, okay,
that's quite different.

Speaker 10 (01:29:16):
Later role in choices about careers, relationships, and finances. Experts
say the results reflect how emotional and spiritual factors influence
our decision making, even in an age of data and analytics.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:29:30):
Yeah, I was watching a brain surge in front of
my tick out his magic eight ball and do I
drill here?

Speaker 10 (01:29:36):
And it said, yes, I think that's I don't think
that's what they meant.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
I think one should always take into account those kinds
of situations when it comes to.

Speaker 8 (01:29:50):
When it comes to I don't know, science and severe
issues like that, you might want to use logic.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
But Dutch ceilings can't be discounted.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
Have you ever leaned back and just looked up to
think that's a Dutch ceiling up there?

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
You know?

Speaker 10 (01:30:04):
Because I don't use Dutch boy, I used Williams.

Speaker 8 (01:30:07):
Not Dutch boy. All right, erased this entire brain race,
So I'm sorry, I'm confused. So this is saying that
what percentage of people go on.

Speaker 10 (01:30:22):
Their seven to seven and ten, that's quite a bit.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
They go on gut feelings to to.

Speaker 10 (01:30:28):
Make a decision. You've never listened to your gut and went, oh,
this isn't good.

Speaker 8 (01:30:32):
I just know not after I read about the guy
that the guy that he had a gut feeling that
hydrogen was the way to go with the Hindenburg as
opposed to helium, and look what happened. I just had
a gut feeling that the hydrogen would be the cheaper. Okay,
leave it to the universe. Wouldn't it be great to
know because and we can't. We can't know a natural

(01:30:52):
statistic on this that people who did listen to their
gut feelings if they were more successful than others, because
there's some kind of psychology thing where hindsight is always
twenty twenty where oh, I you know what, I kind
of felt like I was going to get into a
car accident just before it happened.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Well, no you didn't. Yeah, you just that's how the
brain sort of works.

Speaker 14 (01:31:11):
But also, like, if you follow your gut feeling and
it's not exactly what you wanted to happen, it was
still supposed to happen that way, you're supposed to learn
something like there's no wrong, right kind.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
Of Yeah, that's a I like that yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:31:24):
Have you ever dealt with someone that said, well, look,
I can't make up this decision. I can't make up
my mind rather until I consult my psychic.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
No, I haven't heard anybody say that, but you have.

Speaker 8 (01:31:34):
Yeah, and that's when you go, have you go? You
know my car is ready out front. I have to
get the hell out. Do you do you ever let
fate decide something for you? So it's, uh, do I
want to go? Do I want to go home today
and just relax, or do I want to go get
all my errands done? I'm gonna let this stop, like

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decide if it's if I make it through, like if
I if I if this turns shallow, I'm going home.

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
Don't be ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (01:32:03):
What I do is there's a there's a building on
the freeway over here, as you're going eastbound on your left,
that's all mirrors, and if you can look over and
see yourself and it's not blocked by trucks, then you
make the decisions.

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
Oh, that's what it's based on.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Interesting.

Speaker 8 (01:32:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it out here. We're doing my
airan stabe. Only if I can see myself and you
look over there, danger and endangering by the way everyone
in your line, and if it's all blocked by trucks,
you go, oh, then I gotta go home.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
You don't do the wave, do you do? I do
the exact same thing, only you wave it your at
that building and you can see you you see yourself waving.
Do you think people in that building sit there looking
at people to see how many people are looking at
themselves as they go by at sixty five miles an
hour back?

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:32:45):
Yeah, okay, absolutely, you raise a good point. I this
is this is weird.

Speaker 8 (01:32:49):
I think Josh has the best point, though, a lot
of people sort of think they went by their gut
after the fact.

Speaker 14 (01:32:54):
But is your gut instantaneous or can you wait twenty
four hours and go I gotta I gotta go to
wait and see how I feel in twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
Is that still following my guns?

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
I think?

Speaker 13 (01:33:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, I know, yeah, you know immediately.

Speaker 10 (01:33:08):
I've known immediately, Yeah, the wrong thing and going.

Speaker 8 (01:33:12):
By your gut has nothing to do with what's in
your gut.

Speaker 6 (01:33:15):
Wait a minute, it would affect it, right, Like if
I if.

Speaker 8 (01:33:18):
I could, if I could get rid of this meat low,
if I ate three days ago, I might be able
to make a better decision. But right now, really focusing
on this, are you fecal convention that would like to
get let out?

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
Are all your gut feelings are negative?

Speaker 10 (01:33:31):
No, not all of them. No, absolutely not.

Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
But you said but you know immediately when it's wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Right, Okay, and here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
There's a little more to this article here.

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
Almost a third of baby boomers purchased a home based
on so called unquote quote unquote signs.

Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
Oh I can walk into a house. You know this
feels like absolutely yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Right. Oh, the sink looks like the kind my grandma had,
that kind something it's a sign.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:34:01):
Look that beam looks like the one Uncle Clarence hang
himself from.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
I have very fond memory.

Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
Congratulations him as members dentures fell out. Hey, you know
what we're going to come back with, because it's his
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Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
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Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Tom Man walks into a therapist, so check, says Doc,
I'm having trouble making friends. You think you can help
me with that? You fat, ugly prick. What do you
have your problems?

Speaker 6 (01:36:47):
Tom boy? Some of these are hard to diagnose. I
know I'm gonna need a few more sessions before i
can figure this out.

Speaker 8 (01:36:55):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. A couple
of things going on here. I'm trying to soar out. Oh,
I know what I wanted. I want to say congratulations
to comedian Tommy Brennan. Yeah, he was just here in February.
He got picked to be on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 10 (01:37:08):
Yeah, along with j Jeremy Colhane, Ben Marshall, Cam Patterson,
and Veronica Sloga Slowa Kowska. Okay, all right, oh, congratulations
to these five. October fourth will be the premiere of
the fifty first season.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Of ES and L Well.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
I understand a very fun and very stressful gig. But yeah,
that's great.

Speaker 8 (01:37:30):
Yeah, so we'll feature some of the stuff that Tommy
talked about when he was here.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
We'll get to I apologize. I don't know the name
of the big tall, red haired guy and the please
don't destroy video troop, those three. But he's going to
be a regular on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, but the
other two are moving on. No one of them is
going to be a writer on the show. Yes, one's
going to be a writer, and one's going to be
going to movies. Higgins kids going to movies.

Speaker 8 (01:37:57):
Now, we have Christy Lee right over there. She's at
the Island Insurance news desk and what have you got
over there?

Speaker 10 (01:38:03):
Meta has been accused of creating flirty chat bots of
celebrities without permission. According to the Reuters News Agency, the
social media giant appropriated the names and likenesses of multiple celebrities,
including Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Ann Hathaway and Selena Gomez,
While many were created by users with a Meta tool

(01:38:24):
for building chatbots, Reuter said it found a Meta employee
had produced at least three When asked for intimate pictures,
the chatbots produced riskue photo realistic images of their namesakes.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Hmmm.

Speaker 8 (01:38:39):
So that's just people using tools that are out there
for the most part. It's not like, uh, they're doing
it well. The one guy we have, how many employees?

Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
Do they have?

Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
A million?

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
This is going to be commonplace, won't it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:54):
Yeah, you can have.

Speaker 8 (01:38:57):
You can anybody's voice can be now, but you can
any thing this exists.

Speaker 6 (01:39:02):
I mean, this is just as easy as typing the
information in. And Scarlett Johansson sent me an email.

Speaker 14 (01:39:08):
What the hell, man, I know, do you have a
voice that you would like, like a celebrity that you
would talk dirty to?

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Oh, I would want to hear them.

Speaker 14 (01:39:15):
You would hear them talk dirty to you?

Speaker 16 (01:39:17):
Is their voice?

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:39:20):
No, But I mean that's exactly what. It would be
very easy to create that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
I would say, Emma Stone, but she reminds me so
much of my daughter. I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
I can't do that one because she has a great voice.
I thought she does have a great almost husky you know.

Speaker 14 (01:39:34):
Yeah, Selena Gomez.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
It's a really interesting voice.

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
And she changed it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
She like, yeah, it's it's very.

Speaker 8 (01:39:43):
I think i'd want Irene Ryan really.

Speaker 7 (01:39:48):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
What about Zazu?

Speaker 8 (01:39:50):
She's from from the Beverly Hillbillies. She was the elderly
lady or Diane Reims like, yeah, Hi, Tom, how would
you like to slip your park sausage?

Speaker 6 (01:39:59):
And that's is that your Diane ring? That's my god?

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
Yeah? Can you give me a little a little more
higher up?

Speaker 6 (01:40:06):
Yeah, you'd like to font? Whoa, that sounds like Harlan
Williams want to do your pumpkin pie smiling face. I
love Harlon Williams.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
Yeah, this is good.

Speaker 6 (01:40:23):
This is weird.

Speaker 8 (01:40:24):
I'm not sure you can blame the company, but this
is going to be everywhere.

Speaker 10 (01:40:28):
Well, Metta is being blamed in this particular story. An
Indianapolis bankruptcy attorney of thirty eight years whose actual name
a friend of mine, Mark Zuckerberg, is suing the famous
Mark Zuckerberg's company Meta. According to the attorney, his business
page was shut down by Meta for the ninth time
in May when he was accused of using a fake

(01:40:50):
name and impersonating a celebrity.

Speaker 6 (01:40:52):
But this is this is his actual name.

Speaker 8 (01:40:54):
Yes, he's always had this, He had this name before
the other Mark Zuckerberg was born.

Speaker 5 (01:40:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:41:00):
According to the Indianapolis Business Journal, a law firm has
filed the suit on behalf of mister Zuckerberg, the.

Speaker 8 (01:41:05):
One, the one Mark my friend your friend Mark, yet.

Speaker 10 (01:41:09):
Accusing Meta of negligence and breach of contract for repeated
Lisa spending his social media accounts without proper cause.

Speaker 8 (01:41:16):
I'm seeing the new version of Kramer versus Kramer, Zuckerberg
versus Zuckerberg.

Speaker 6 (01:41:21):
It's a divorce.

Speaker 10 (01:41:23):
Oh I remember when that.

Speaker 6 (01:41:25):
Couldn't they fix this with one phone call?

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Sure would think so, you would think.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
Did you remember the Sports Center commercials? They had one
A guy was named Michael Jordan and a balled account,
and he walks in and the limo driver's really excited
because he's got the sign that says Michael Jordan and
he goes, Hi, I'm Michael Jordan. The guy goes, oh,
really they thought it was Michael the famous.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
Oh yeah, I got it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:52):
I did a little when I saw this story.

Speaker 10 (01:41:54):
Markets this a lot. It's really a problem for him.

Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
Gotta be even well.

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
For example, my real last name is Griswold and it
has been since, you know, forever appropriate and when the
when the movies came out with Chevy Chase. You know,
I've actually had problems getting hotel rooms, sure because they
think it's a joke. Yeah, when you call for reservations.
But that relatively minor in my case.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
But there are on this topic.

Speaker 10 (01:42:20):
Vice track down folks who share the same name as
celebrities like Mark Zuckerberg. This is Taylor Swift, a male
who lives in Seattle. He says, I get between five
to ten emails every week intended for the other Taylor Swift,
so he gets one of the checks. There's a folder
they go into.

Speaker 6 (01:42:38):
To see keep up with five or ten emails? Oh
a week, boy, that sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
Like a to help them.

Speaker 10 (01:42:47):
Jennifer Lawrence of Massachusetts says on Twitter and Instagram, I've
had people DM me asking if I could come to
their event make an appearance. Kate Middleton, who of course
also lives in London. Once I checked into a hotel
in Romania, and as the receptionist flicked through the paperwork,
she landed on a page with my name at the
top and handwritten in bold read capital letters. Underneath were

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the words not the princess, repeatedly underlined and circled uh.
And then also from London, there's a shenad O'Connor. She says,
I once tried to order a pizza and they kept
putting the phone down on me because I thought I
was pranking them. According to the article, people named Hillary Clinton,
Harry Styles, Andy Murray, Morgan Freeman, and Emma Stone all

(01:43:34):
declined to comment.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
Wouldn't it be easier to just become uh, somebody else?

Speaker 8 (01:43:42):
Just changed, like use your middle initial or go with
if your name is Andy, if your name is what
Harry Styles should become.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Yes, But like Michael Bolton, the character in Office Space, said,
why should I have to change my name? He's the
one that sucks.

Speaker 8 (01:43:56):
Yeah, he's one of the most famous that that whole
thing in the movie. Yeah, wow, it can be a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:44:06):
I can see that.

Speaker 8 (01:44:08):
Well, good luck to your friend, mister Zuckerberg. Yeah, but
again you think that just the publicity alone and go, okay,
let's sort this out. There has to be a way
to clarify which to clarify, which is.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
Which he's a good guy.

Speaker 10 (01:44:20):
If you need a bankruptcy attorney. I need said, he's
a great guy if you need a bankruptcy attorney.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
Oh, hey, bat, I mean a couple of weeks. I
think he's in the meeting today.

Speaker 8 (01:44:31):
Why thinks you're going on Today's show later today? Why
don't we visit today in history? Okay, the first time
you get it right?

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Really sure? It would be the first time ever.

Speaker 5 (01:44:43):
September three?

Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
What happened on this date?

Speaker 5 (01:44:47):
Tom? Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:44:49):
Well, this is a kind of a sweet bittersweet nineteen
seventy seven, the last broadcast of the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Oh, they're all huddled there in the newsroom.

Speaker 6 (01:44:59):
How can he each other? Remember that that was legitimately crying?

Speaker 8 (01:45:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, the show that introduced the terrific Ted Knight.

Speaker 6 (01:45:10):
Oh he's the best.

Speaker 8 (01:45:12):
I guess when he showed up for the audition, he
was he was an impoverished actor and he was he
was wearing threadbare clothes and really brought him around the
great Ted Baxter.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
You mean Ted Knight?

Speaker 6 (01:45:25):
Well, yeah, but I mean the character Ted.

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
Let's see.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
Uh, everything else is just too depressing on the stake.
Come on, if there's if there's been a boring, if
there's been a more perfect show to bring it up.
I think it'd be this.

Speaker 8 (01:45:42):
Oh, this is just nineteen ninety five. The Electronic Bay
was founded Pierre oh mid Yar, also known as eBay.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
You know, Tom looked at me the other day and
he said, hey, have you heard of eBay's.

Speaker 10 (01:46:03):
It's really something nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
You can you can find all kinds of things on there.
He sold it, by the way, on Fred's List. It's
very funny, don't very good? Happy birthday, Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
I remain a.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
Fan, me too, you mean Carlos Estevez And.

Speaker 8 (01:46:28):
He's kind of come out of the He's been talking
lately about his dark period.

Speaker 14 (01:46:32):
He's a documentary coming out.

Speaker 8 (01:46:34):
Oh really yeah, okay, next Yeah, what was the whole thing?

Speaker 6 (01:46:38):
Tiger Blood?

Speaker 14 (01:46:41):
This looks like it's going to be really good.

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
That got bad quickly.

Speaker 4 (01:46:45):
Happy Birthday, Sean White.

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
Oh the snowboarder, Flying Tomato?

Speaker 4 (01:46:49):
Yeah yeah. Is he still doing it? I mean, is
he gonna or is he done?

Speaker 14 (01:46:54):
He's retired?

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
I think he's doing it in a casual fashion, maybe
not a competition.

Speaker 8 (01:46:59):
Kind of a more hand some carrot top, yes, Pat,
just for me and you nineteen sixty five, the Beatles
release Help.

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
Yeah. Did you see that movie in the theaters when
you were a kid. I don't remember if I did.
I may have.

Speaker 8 (01:47:14):
The Clash release their great song Should I Stay or
Should I Go?

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
That is what is good.

Speaker 10 (01:47:19):
That's a timeless song. It still sounds current.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
I think that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (01:47:25):
Yeah, I love that that beginning that this is a
This is kind of contemporary because in nineteen eighty four,
Bruce Springsteen excuse me, Bruce Springsteen hit number one was
born in the USA.

Speaker 6 (01:47:39):
And there's a movie coming.

Speaker 10 (01:47:41):
Out of Jeremy Allen White Starringham.

Speaker 6 (01:47:44):
Yeah, and any minute now, right, is that going?

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
Is that theaters?

Speaker 10 (01:47:49):
It's is it at Venice? I can't remember?

Speaker 6 (01:47:51):
And he really does his own singing. Yeah, if you've
heard it, it sounds exactly Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:47:57):
And didn't he say he didn't know he could sing
until he got I doing this movie.

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
I don't know how he did it. There must there
something up. I'm buying it.

Speaker 10 (01:48:04):
Jeremy Ellen White, we got that one out quick.

Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
They're just filming it like months ago, right, didn't they
get that?

Speaker 8 (01:48:09):
I thought the vocals were overdubbed by the guy from
the Beaver Brown Band.

Speaker 4 (01:48:14):
Does sound very similar. They never asked me.

Speaker 6 (01:48:18):
That is almost almost as obscure. I may get there.

Speaker 10 (01:48:22):
It premiered it Tell You Ride. I'm sorry just last
week so and it's sept for release October twenty fourth.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (01:48:28):
I knew it was one of the movie theater movies.

Speaker 10 (01:48:31):
Yes, and because both he and Springsteen were at Tell
Your Ride, I remember seeing the photos.

Speaker 8 (01:48:35):
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Speaker 6 (01:50:15):
I believe she was a miss test Smucker in one
of the Superman really beautiful mister.

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:50:25):
And we lastly Steve Jones, the guitarist for the Sex Pistols,
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had the look that they needed. We're in the O'Reilly
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Speaker 4 (01:50:58):
This is the Bob and Show.

Speaker 6 (01:51:02):
Teacher, Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
What day is it?

Speaker 6 (01:51:08):
Wednesday?

Speaker 4 (01:51:09):
Is it Wednesday? All day long? Baby?

Speaker 10 (01:51:12):
It's like a Tuesday, doesn't it?

Speaker 6 (01:51:13):
Good old Home day? It does feel like a Tuesday.
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. They
picked up my trash. They haven't picked up the trash yet,
and because Monday, I guess right, But they made no announcement.
They just assumed that I'd know, and uh, we played
the game, so we have to wait an extra day.

Speaker 5 (01:51:35):
M hm.

Speaker 16 (01:51:36):
You guys don't get a text.

Speaker 15 (01:51:37):
No, I get a text.

Speaker 6 (01:51:39):
I get a text for my recycling. I don't get
a text from my And you said recycling recycling, but
for my trash, I don't. I didn't get a text.

Speaker 10 (01:51:49):
So we played that game. We drove through the neighborhood
last night. Do we put the trash out to me?

Speaker 6 (01:51:52):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:51:53):
We have like about I don't know a handful of
people did and our neighbors so on it I go,
she didn't, We didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:52:01):
She knows there is that one person in the neighborhood
on top of putting their cans out and getting them
off the street when they're empty.

Speaker 8 (01:52:10):
Boy, for me, it's uh, it's we did that. It's
every other week is the yellow top recycling.

Speaker 10 (01:52:16):
There's always a neighborhood off my guys.

Speaker 8 (01:52:19):
As a guy down the street, do I say anything?

Speaker 10 (01:52:21):
I know we have one too.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (01:52:24):
You were going to go down there and say, hey,
you're recycling, don't come till next Tuesday. How about you
were going to.

Speaker 8 (01:52:29):
Do last week? I pointed out the opposite Oh, I
said the guy. I saw the guy and hey, by
the way, this this is recycling week. Oh okay. So
he went back and got the yellow top him.

Speaker 6 (01:52:42):
He said thank you instead of I got an idea,
Why don't you mind your own damn business. He doesn't
live in my neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:52:53):
I had.

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
I lived in it on a street once where it
was you parked on the street, everybody did and they
would clean it, and so like every third Tuesday or something,
you couldn't park on one side or the awas so hard.

Speaker 10 (01:53:09):
Yeah, I'm kind of glad She brought this up because
I asked my husband last night. I go, so, the
poor guys that have to pick up our trash, do
they have to double up one day or do they
get do they have to work as Saturday so they
never really get the day off?

Speaker 6 (01:53:22):
I wonder that way we actually do have to double up.
That's why it takes an extra day sometimes for them
to get your trash. My gosh, but I mean, so,
how do you know?

Speaker 8 (01:53:32):
In other words, instead of instead of picking it up
if no one picked it up on Mondays they.

Speaker 16 (01:53:36):
Had money, they make it up this Monday Tuesdays the
same day.

Speaker 6 (01:53:39):
It eventually picks eventual.

Speaker 4 (01:53:43):
No, I don't know. This is some kind of there's
some kind of time portal garbage collection. So what you're
saying is.

Speaker 6 (01:53:51):
They pick it up every week and if holidays on
a Monday, which most often it is, right, my trash
goes on Tuesday, unless the holidays on a Monday, and
then it comes on Wednesday. And then they come on Wednesday.

Speaker 10 (01:54:01):
Where did these guys pick up that?

Speaker 4 (01:54:03):
Maybe they pick up some of it each day, So
it's not right?

Speaker 10 (01:54:07):
And that was how would you know not to let
you have your trash out.

Speaker 4 (01:54:12):
Maybe they just drive faster.

Speaker 6 (01:54:15):
I have an idea, but any other topic, I thought,
maybe they send another truck.

Speaker 14 (01:54:22):
Maybe it's just they pay somebody overtime to come and
do on Tuesdays.

Speaker 6 (01:54:26):
Yeah, I don't know he is, but not working in
the overtime. I'm going to get it home to my baby.

Speaker 10 (01:54:33):
I don't want these guys to get short change. That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
Che they have worked it out.

Speaker 4 (01:54:40):
Do you tip your trash guys?

Speaker 5 (01:54:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:54:42):
Do you give them something for Christmas?

Speaker 14 (01:54:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:54:44):
Do you know neither? I bet you.

Speaker 6 (01:54:47):
Did you ever see them? No? The trash guy, I
see him behind my curtains. I see him.

Speaker 10 (01:54:53):
Does he have the mechanical arm or does he actually off?

Speaker 6 (01:54:56):
And then I think he does get off as well?
Right the truck.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
I'm giving a trash guy a hat, A hat hat. Hey,
you were funny this morning, and I went I put
on my finger and I went to my I got
a hat. Yeah, very cool. Oh yes, steal hats now
I asked for them.

Speaker 6 (01:55:17):
Okay, a reason you can just ask for hats?

Speaker 10 (01:55:21):
How does you can't? Recent study has found that women
tend to prefer sweet actions rather than sweet words from
their romantic partners.

Speaker 5 (01:55:31):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (01:55:31):
What you say is what you do.

Speaker 10 (01:55:33):
The researchers conducted experiments with more than five hundred adults
and found that women favored tangible expressions of affection, such
as help with the chores or small acts of care,
over verbal declarations like I love you or I'm here
for you.

Speaker 6 (01:55:50):
It's a lot harder to fake actions. Yeah, yeah, no,
I I got the trash.

Speaker 1 (01:55:57):
Is it like this?

Speaker 4 (01:55:58):
Yeah? Yeah, I love you.

Speaker 10 (01:56:02):
Women also found romantic actions to be stronger indicators of
a partner's emotional reliability. For men, verbal expressions of affection
appear to be more immediately rewarding or easier to interpret.

Speaker 6 (01:56:15):
You don't mean verbal, you mean oral.

Speaker 10 (01:56:17):
As size of practical sexual interest, especially in the early
stages of dating.

Speaker 1 (01:56:24):
Yeah, all that.

Speaker 8 (01:56:25):
Seems to track I think I'm telling you, so repeat
the last part because he interrupted.

Speaker 4 (01:56:29):
What what is it now?

Speaker 10 (01:56:31):
For men, verbal expressions of affection appear to be more
immediately rewarding or easier to interpret as signs of romantic
or sexual interest, especially in the early stages of dating.

Speaker 6 (01:56:42):
Aha, so forgot.

Speaker 8 (01:56:44):
For the ladies, they want actions, yes, you take out
the garbage, whatever it might be.

Speaker 6 (01:56:50):
But for the fellas.

Speaker 8 (01:56:52):
We want to hear that they want to We want
to be told what to do?

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
Yes, no, well we not necessarily what to do. We
want to be told, well, you look great this morning.

Speaker 14 (01:57:00):
Yeah, yeah, and we appreciate you and thanks for the
house and things like that.

Speaker 6 (01:57:04):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
So for actions speak louder than words for the boys, no,
actions speak louder than words for the women.

Speaker 6 (01:57:12):
Right to the women.

Speaker 14 (01:57:14):
Yes, Also, women don't want to have to tell you
to do them. They don't want the mental load to
also have to say it. So you can look around observe.
There is a lot read my mind.

Speaker 6 (01:57:25):
Yes, please to.

Speaker 5 (01:57:28):
Your mind. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
But at the same time, women lay plenty of hints
and a lot of times we just don't pick up
on you, guys really don't. Yeah, it's not if you
a little bit of attention and you can.

Speaker 6 (01:57:39):
Be Hey, Josh, could you see the picture I sent
you of me naked holding your cucumber?

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
Well, yeah, no, that chicken sounds good, perfect example.

Speaker 6 (01:57:52):
And see, don't make me laugh. Okay, that's interesting, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 10 (01:58:00):
Police in Japan say an elderly woman lost thousands of
dollars to a romance scammer, hosing as an astronaut in distress.
I don't know I can breathe up here, a police
officer said. The woman in her eighties met the fraudster
on social media, a fraudster. The person claimed to be

(01:58:20):
a male astronaut in space and he was under attack,
and Jick, you nailed it. In need of oxygen. Oh,
octagenarian developed feelings for the fake astronaut, allowing him to
swindle her out of six thousand, seven hundred dollars by
asking her to buy oxygen.

Speaker 4 (01:58:41):
I can't. The oxygen machine takes quarters.

Speaker 10 (01:58:48):
This is so sad. For so many reasons. Local authorities
have worn the public quote, if a person you met
on social media ever demanded cash from you, please be
suspicious and.

Speaker 6 (01:59:00):
You have to send the money to Houston.

Speaker 7 (01:59:02):
Scam.

Speaker 8 (01:59:03):
You can't just you can't just send it directly up there.
If he had oxygen tanks, you'd open them right up.

Speaker 1 (01:59:08):
She's an idiot eighties. That doesn't make I know plenty
of people in their eighties weren't idiots.

Speaker 4 (01:59:14):
Well issue, yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (01:59:17):
Then she's easy prey. And this is just the way
the world is.

Speaker 6 (01:59:21):
If it hadn't been if it hadn't been this, it'd
be something else, but it's it's nice to know that
there are people being scammed internationally. My money is I
just leave it out on the porch. People will need it,
they take it.

Speaker 8 (01:59:38):
This is a This is a a sort of hyper
example of what's going on out there. Yeah, a friend
of mine's elderly mother had a really elaborate scam pulled
on her in which one of her grandchildren was allegedly
being kidnapped.

Speaker 4 (01:59:55):
That's a common one, and it went part way through.

Speaker 10 (02:00:01):
This guy really committed to the bit.

Speaker 4 (02:00:03):
This is the most.

Speaker 1 (02:00:06):
He couldn't believe when he looked at his bank account,
those numbers went up. He couldn't believe.

Speaker 8 (02:00:14):
I'll be Josh here. This is the biggest space scam
since the moon landing.

Speaker 6 (02:00:19):
Well, people have their believe. I'm interested in you choosing
that voice for Josh.

Speaker 11 (02:00:26):
Scam.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
You're waking. You're making a way fatter than he did.
Oh god, Well, remember our buddy, the garbage throwing daddy
from Cincinnati. He says he has an answer for the
day days with the trash truck we were talking about

(02:00:51):
this week. For instance, Labor Day, your trash gets pushed
back one day. How do they make up yes, he says,
I don't get any days off besides Christmas Day in
New Year's Day on these days, on those days we
work that Saturday, So no day off, no holiday pick.

Speaker 10 (02:01:07):
Oh well, wait a minute, that makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
Yeah, this guy must have a difference situation.

Speaker 11 (02:01:10):
You know what.

Speaker 16 (02:01:11):
Maybe it's city to city.

Speaker 14 (02:01:12):
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:01:13):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm sorry I answered nothing.

Speaker 6 (02:01:17):
Maybe going back, maybe going back to earlier in the show.
The way they catch up is they take all the
recycling stuff and throw it in the regular trash.

Speaker 8 (02:01:25):
Oh wait a minute, they do that anyway. Yes, okay, okay,
thank you very much. Coming up Angela Johnson Reyes as
well as Sexy Time. We are in the Aralioto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (02:01:36):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at. You
can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 6 (02:01:48):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Hello,
Jessica Allsman, Hey, Josh Charnold Hire there cosby. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. I'm chicking.

Speaker 8 (02:02:05):
Hello, Tom, I think we have a special guest. We're
to go up to the satellite and there we go.
All things just got a lot better looking in herehbahba
right to Well, No, I didn't say hubba Hubby God,
Angela Johnson Reyes has joined us. Now you're going with
the hyphenated last name.

Speaker 5 (02:02:20):
Uh oh?

Speaker 8 (02:02:20):
Is that it is that confusing everybody?

Speaker 6 (02:02:23):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:02:24):
Thank God. But that's why it took me ten years
to do. I was married for ten years before I
finally added his name. I was like, you know what,
all right, you've proved you're sticking around.

Speaker 6 (02:02:33):
I guess yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:02:34):
If it's good enough for social Security, it's good enough.
It's good enough for me.

Speaker 7 (02:02:39):
Now to people for social media.

Speaker 6 (02:02:40):
Yeah, do people mispronounce it? Do they say Johnson Reese
or well?

Speaker 7 (02:02:47):
Yeah, I do get Reese a lot. But it's mainly
the Angela part that throws people from.

Speaker 4 (02:02:53):
You spell it, you spell it like weirdly? What is
it again? A?

Speaker 7 (02:02:58):
And jay lah, And so when people see it written out,
they try to put like a little sauce on it.
They try to make it real ethnic.

Speaker 2 (02:03:08):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:03:08):
And hala I was gonna say, and hala, yes.

Speaker 7 (02:03:13):
Yeah, yeah, and Hala. I do get a lot of Angelica.
People call me Angelica.

Speaker 8 (02:03:19):
Well that's nice, and you could you could, I suppose
audition for a variety of different types and ethnicities, don't
you think isn't that fair to say?

Speaker 4 (02:03:30):
I'm not trying to be a dick, but I mean,
you know, you could be.

Speaker 7 (02:03:33):
Yeah, I used to in the beginning of my career.
I used to get sent out for so many auditions
of so many different ethnicities. And then Hollywood went through
a phase where you can own the audition for what
you are and that's it, and we're still kind of
in that, and so yeah, right now I think they

(02:03:54):
just go for we're open to all ethnicities and then
they just take everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:03:57):
Yeah, all I could get would be like one of
the Ghosts and a Christmas Carol. Oh yeah, that's really
pretty much the entire range that I would have. Our
guest is Angela Johnson Rays and she's on tour a
whole bunch of live shows coming up, including sweeps through
a bunch of places where we're on the radio right
now you can see your live in person. You pick

(02:04:19):
up again in October with a whole bunch of spots,
so you take It looks like you're taking September off.

Speaker 4 (02:04:25):
Am I getting this right?

Speaker 7 (02:04:27):
Yes? So the tour started in March. We were on
a bus from March till May, and then I did
a summer run on the West Coast, and then we
took September off, and then we get back on the
bus October first.

Speaker 4 (02:04:40):
And who else is on the bus?

Speaker 1 (02:04:42):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (02:04:43):
Oh, it's a whole It's the family Reunion tour. I
bring him a whole family on this tour. So I
have my husband, my daughter, a nanny, my tour manager,
my opener, comedian, my videographer.

Speaker 6 (02:04:54):
You have a dog?

Speaker 17 (02:04:56):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (02:04:56):
My dog?

Speaker 11 (02:04:57):
Yes, my dog?

Speaker 4 (02:04:58):
What kind of dog?

Speaker 5 (02:04:58):
Do you have?

Speaker 7 (02:05:00):
The cutest dog in the world?

Speaker 4 (02:05:02):
Well, I will be the judge of that. Wait a
minute to get her dog? Okay, good?

Speaker 1 (02:05:08):
Oh my god, you're right.

Speaker 7 (02:05:13):
Maltese Cocker Spaniel, miniature Snauzer, Mexican and Puerto Rican.

Speaker 4 (02:05:20):
What's his name?

Speaker 7 (02:05:21):
His name is Bonzo. It's short for Garbonzo.

Speaker 6 (02:05:24):
Being Oh that is the cutest little guy. Now, I
notice you've got a tag on him that I presumably
has your phone number on it.

Speaker 4 (02:05:35):
No, that's what I did. I did a thing for
a local magazine, my dog.

Speaker 8 (02:05:42):
My phone number was No, it was on the what
do they call it, the it was the addition on
the internet. Oh yeah, and I got I got a
phone call. I got a text from my guy going, hey, Tom,
you idiots your phone number.

Speaker 6 (02:05:57):
Has just been posted.

Speaker 4 (02:05:59):
H what a cute little guy.

Speaker 2 (02:06:01):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:06:04):
Child.

Speaker 6 (02:06:04):
Oh what a sweet little dog.

Speaker 4 (02:06:06):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (02:06:07):
We're getting off the top and we're talking with Angela
Johnson Reyes and she's on tour and you've got a uh,
I know, one of your specials. Just you got a
relatively new one, right.

Speaker 7 (02:06:19):
So I came out with a special almost two years ago. Now, no,
you're and I don't know aus we talked to you
when it came out. Oh yeah, yeah, because it was
two years because my daughter's too and I was just
giving birth at the time.

Speaker 10 (02:06:32):
So that'd be an interesting special.

Speaker 7 (02:06:37):
QUE called Say I Want. It's on YouTube and we
filmed it at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee, and
you know, it was an incredible experience. And I said,
you know, I'm gonna put this one back on the
on the platform that started my career for me all
those years ago when that one video went viral, and
I'm gonna put this one on YouTube for free for
the fans as I thank you, thank you for riding

(02:06:59):
with me for so long, and so I just put
it out there and it was incredible to the point
where I think my next one I'm also going to
do on YouTube.

Speaker 6 (02:07:06):
Awesome, all right, And the video that you're referencing this
is the fast food thing.

Speaker 7 (02:07:11):
No, that's my one hour special, my most recent one,
my number six. I'm working on my number seven hours special.
So that was my number six hour special. But the
thing you're talking about, the fast food thing, that's my
character Bone Quickly that I did on Mad TV years ago,
and that character went viral and she became a music artist.
She got a record deal with Warner Music, ended up
going on tour as a music art. It was a

(02:07:32):
whole thing. Let me tell you, I've lived multiple lives.

Speaker 8 (02:07:35):
Does she does she emerge on stage now with your
new show.

Speaker 7 (02:07:39):
No, No, she's since retired. She's definitely on an island somewhere.

Speaker 8 (02:07:43):
Did you talk about being the mom of a human
being other than as opposed to a beautiful little doggie Bonzo?

Speaker 3 (02:07:51):
Yes, I mean I became a.

Speaker 7 (02:07:52):
Mom for the first time in my forties, Like it's
a whole thing, which is wild because like all my
friends from high school, they had their kids in high school,
you know what I mean, they were hoes, but they
were my hoses, so it's okay. But yeah, so I'm
talking about now I have this kid. My husband I
always said we didn't want kids, and then look what

(02:08:15):
he did and here we are, and I talk about
how it's changed our relationship in our marriage to where
now he just annoys me for no reason. And there's
things that my daughter can do, Oh my god, it's
so adorable. If my husband does it opposite day, don't
even it. My daughter eats, she makes the cutest little

(02:08:36):
eating sounds because you know, she's just learning how to
do it. So she opens her mouth, she chooses, her
mouth opens, the cutest thing I've ever seen and heard
my entire life. But if I even hear an ounce
of saliva in my husband's mouth, my mind, yeah, out
the amount of saliva he creates while he's chewing. I
don't know how he hasn't drowned yet. I don't know
what's happening. I don't know how he does it. And

(02:08:58):
if he's eating stereeal. It's the worst because it's like
the sound of the saliva meets the slurping of the
milk and the crunch of the cheerio that I'm anytime
you eat cereal, I'm like, no, you gotta eat that aside.
That's backyard food.

Speaker 4 (02:09:10):
And yet yeah, you Yet you bring them on the
bus with you.

Speaker 7 (02:09:15):
Yeah, I bring it on the bus. We have strict
eating rules on the bus. You don't eat by me.
That's rule number one. Don't eat by me. I can't
handle it.

Speaker 6 (02:09:21):
I can't handle Okay.

Speaker 8 (02:09:22):
Now we're speaking once again with Angela Johnson Reyes. She
is an actress and comedian. She's going back on a
major tour and I kind of missed it. You're you've
reposted one of your specials. Where is it floating around?

Speaker 4 (02:09:36):
Is it on YouTube?

Speaker 7 (02:09:37):
My specials on YouTube is called Say I Won't. It's
on YouTube, and that's my most recent hour special, Say
I Won't. And I'm working on my new one right now.
That's what I'm touring with, is my new hour.

Speaker 8 (02:09:49):
Okay, And any particular topics that you're talking about these
days of interest?

Speaker 7 (02:09:54):
Well, yeah, so this one is called the Family Reunion Tour.
So I'm talking about now being a mom and having
my own family, and I talk about my actual family reunion,
which we're Mexican, so there's like five hundred people at
this reunion. Don't play we out here winning ay, And
so I talk to my family reunion talking about being

(02:10:15):
a new mom in my forties, talking about the whole
I used to be cool, and then all of a sudden,
I'm the generation that's not cool, Like when did that happen?
I'm not used to that. I'm not used to not
being the cool kid, and so it's like trying to
keep up with the cool kids. But at the same time,
I don't want to keep up. I don't want to
learn new words. I don't want to be in my
forties talking about riz, you know what I mean, Like

(02:10:36):
I don't like, you know, I don't want to be that.
And then you know, I'm pretty active on social media.
I like to engage with people and leave comments, but
then I get insecure because I don't want my slang
to give away my age, you know what I mean,
Like I want to leave a comment that's like, ooh,
that recipe looks bomb, and then again secure, like there's

(02:10:58):
some gen z over here go and like, oh, how cute.
Look at this old lady. She said bomb, how cute.
But I'm gonna say bomb forever. That's my word.

Speaker 8 (02:11:08):
It's almost impossible to keep up you have. You have
a virtually no discernible accent for me. Did you have
to work on that or what?

Speaker 6 (02:11:18):
When you were growing up in your household, was there
a lot of Spanish or did you make an effort
to try to make sure that.

Speaker 7 (02:11:25):
No, we didn't speak Spanish in my house. My grandma
spoke Spanish. The only time I heard Spanish was my
grandma on the phone talking to her sisters. That's the
only time I heard Spanish in my house. Or listen
listening to her watching her programs, her telenovelas, her Mexican
game shows. That's the only time I heard Spanish. My
parents didn't speak Spanish.

Speaker 4 (02:11:44):
Do you speak Spanish?

Speaker 7 (02:11:45):
I'm learning Spanish. You want to know why, because my
daughter is learning Spanish. Our nanny only speaks Spanish to
my daughter, So now I have to learn Spanish to
make sure they're not talking about me.

Speaker 6 (02:11:59):
That's great. On that note, Angela Johnson Reyes, we'll say goodbye.
We'll be watching you watching for you live on tour
and also on YouTube. Yeah special.

Speaker 8 (02:12:13):
You look you look twenty five by the wave. Oh,
thank you so much, and your dog is gorgeous Bonzo.

Speaker 6 (02:12:20):
Yes very much, so long.

Speaker 4 (02:12:22):
Thanks again, We'll see you bye. She doesn't look forward, No,
not at all.

Speaker 16 (02:12:28):
It's durable.

Speaker 2 (02:12:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:12:30):
Now, a couple quick things coming up. Of course, it'll
be sexy time with Ali Breen. And I don't know
how old Ali is either, know that you mention it.

Speaker 10 (02:12:39):
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Speaker 16 (02:12:40):
It's about how you.

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Speaker 8 (02:14:16):
Unbelievable, What a pro Christie is you and I struggle
to get through any different sentence. Christy just turns it
on automatic. That's very nice, very nice, real quick. Angela
Johnson rays is on tour. She'll be in Cincinnati, Indie, Madison, Chicago,
Grand Rapids, Green Bay, De Moines, Saint Louis. She's really

(02:14:36):
nice and very very funny. And look for that one
video out there floating around YouTube. It's really terrific. We're
going to come back with the really terrific Ali Breen
from the O'Reilly Autoparts Studios.

Speaker 6 (02:14:48):
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Bob and Tom Show. All right, hey there, swallowing a
little bracer. This is a time of the show. I
like to have a couple of shots of rum to
get me over the last hump. Hi, Welcome back to
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (02:15:08):
Tom.

Speaker 4 (02:15:08):
We have a special guest.

Speaker 6 (02:15:10):
I think we're going to be joined by Ali Breen
on the phone. I'm not sure where she is. Alie,
can you hear us?

Speaker 2 (02:15:17):
I can.

Speaker 11 (02:15:18):
I'm home. I'm just going old school. My cat's knocked
itself over with my computer on it and it won't
turn on.

Speaker 8 (02:15:25):
No cats are adorable, still are believe it or not?
Well now it's the show is called Sexy Time. And
even though we can't see you, we know that you're
a sexy.

Speaker 11 (02:15:38):
Lady Lingerie as we speak.

Speaker 8 (02:15:42):
This would be your opportunity to say you're doing the
show on clothed today, because okay, good, very good.

Speaker 5 (02:15:50):
Very good.

Speaker 8 (02:15:51):
Stroke which is it? And I got to start over
stroke stroking, your stroking, your kiddy.

Speaker 4 (02:15:57):
Okay exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (02:16:00):
Well let's get to our first letter, Ali, What have
you got?

Speaker 11 (02:16:04):
Dear Ali? My boyfriend love shower sex, which is maybe
my least favorite thing. I feel like I'm getting water
boarded and I'm not getting clean at all, and the
sex part is more awkward than hot. Is it a
deal breaker to say the guys no more shower sex
if they're really into that.

Speaker 1 (02:16:21):
I think what you're really asking is will it be
a deal breaker for him?

Speaker 4 (02:16:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:16:25):
All you can say is I think you should just
tell him you're not into it and see what happens.

Speaker 6 (02:16:29):
I think I think what you would call a normal
give and take a relationship, you tell him that in
a passionate, serious way. He should Okay, well we'll do
something else.

Speaker 10 (02:16:39):
Maybe just once a month or something compromised.

Speaker 6 (02:16:41):
Right, Well, maybe it's the only way to get this
dirt bag cleaned.

Speaker 16 (02:16:46):
You do a little like four plan the shower, then
move out.

Speaker 8 (02:16:49):
Yeah, Ali, we had a reddit thing we were talking
about in which it was helped me here.

Speaker 6 (02:16:55):
Christy was the most.

Speaker 10 (02:16:56):
Overrated sexual fantasies.

Speaker 6 (02:16:59):
Yeah, and our sex was way up high.

Speaker 11 (02:17:02):
Yeah, I bet number one. I bet I can guess
number one. I bet it's the Mile High Club.

Speaker 6 (02:17:06):
Yep, very good.

Speaker 10 (02:17:08):
Have you done that, Allie?

Speaker 11 (02:17:10):
I did a version like a little handy under a
blanket in a seat, I went into a bathroom.

Speaker 10 (02:17:17):
Okay, do we count that?

Speaker 6 (02:17:20):
Yeah? No, no, it's got to be full. Oh no, no, absolutely,
But I applaud you what you did this time. You
said that that's how you get the dirt bag glean
put him in the shower. This is a letter dear
Bob and Tom Show. I had a friend who would
use tell a woman to use a dude wipe before
any activities, and if he picked her up she was

(02:17:43):
a barfly. He would insist that she would come back
to the house and get in the hot tub to
boil the germs out. It would help sanitize her.

Speaker 8 (02:17:56):
Well, I don't want to get all sciencey on you,
but that's not going to be enough to kill a
lot of the things that are going to be floating
around intervaginally.

Speaker 4 (02:18:06):
If you will, uh, Oh, it.

Speaker 11 (02:18:09):
Was way too technical.

Speaker 2 (02:18:10):
Tom.

Speaker 4 (02:18:11):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (02:18:14):
His hot tubs full of life though, I know that.

Speaker 11 (02:18:16):
Yeah, up the chemicals. What if you just dumped in
extra chlorine.

Speaker 8 (02:18:22):
I think the shower thing is one of those I
kind of wonder if how prevalent it was prior to movies.
That's one of those kind of cinematics thing. It looks
really it looks really hot on the big screen, which.

Speaker 4 (02:18:35):
Is really cold in real life.

Speaker 6 (02:18:37):
It's cumbersome.

Speaker 3 (02:18:38):
Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 6 (02:18:40):
It's not easily done.

Speaker 1 (02:18:41):
It's not great.

Speaker 6 (02:18:42):
No, and I mean especially when you got a bed
right there.

Speaker 8 (02:18:45):
I've never fallen in the shower, but I have my
whole shower walked into the shower door and given myself
a nice black eye many years ago.

Speaker 10 (02:18:55):
Of course you did because the door was closed and
you walked into it.

Speaker 8 (02:18:58):
No, no, no, I walked into the side of the door,
you know the Yeah. But I mean people get hurt
in the shower all the time.

Speaker 10 (02:19:05):
Of course, you can slip easily, you break your hip.
Although do you have one of those little ledges the
beach legs would help?

Speaker 5 (02:19:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:19:15):
You know what, I I have a teak use me, I'm.

Speaker 10 (02:19:24):
It's a built in ledge. In your shower.

Speaker 9 (02:19:28):
That usually you can stop used to shave their legs,
or you can sit down someone what you call b
ledge be led Sorry, very common.

Speaker 6 (02:19:39):
I withdraw my stupidity. I gotta get my hearing.

Speaker 4 (02:19:42):
She's going to get a blowy in the shower. Yeah,
you got somebody's gotta say, don't put that thing in.

Speaker 6 (02:19:48):
And I'm sure.

Speaker 8 (02:19:49):
Let's get to our next letter. Ali Breen is our
guest A L L I b R E E. N.
Ali can be. Ali can be reached on your favorite
social media platform. She's a fine comedian. And there's also
our arbiter of sexual uh performance in contemporary America.

Speaker 1 (02:20:06):
What you got, Ali, that's quite the description.

Speaker 11 (02:20:10):
Dear Allie, my husband's grandmother is dying and she has
a lot of money, and so the whole family's trying
to kiss her button. Yeah, she's alive.

Speaker 4 (02:20:17):
Love.

Speaker 11 (02:20:18):
We've invited her over a million times and have gotten
see her even more times. And I feel like this
is so obvious and a time drain and twisted what's
going on? I don't really want to be part of it.
And he says this will make a difference in the
rest of our lives and telling me to buck up.
What should I do? The whole family is working this
way right now.

Speaker 1 (02:20:36):
Break up with anybody who tells you to buck up.

Speaker 4 (02:20:41):
This is awful.

Speaker 16 (02:20:42):
There's gonna be so much drama when she actually passes.

Speaker 8 (02:20:45):
Exactly, this is only the beginning. This sounds this sounds
like a great premise for a rom com.

Speaker 12 (02:20:50):
Though, and then and then, and then let's see how
I don't know how wrong.

Speaker 6 (02:20:54):
No, the meet cute would be the lawyer who's reading
the Yeah, she's gonna meet she meets somebody, or he
meets or the grandmother. Whatever she's dying of is cured.

Speaker 8 (02:21:07):
And then in the meantime, Yeah, she meets the lawyer
and they fall in love and they're they're like normal,
decent people. And then this guy goes off to live
his life, is a pathetic loser that just wants to
be handed money.

Speaker 6 (02:21:18):
What do you think?

Speaker 8 (02:21:20):
I think it's we got the movie all written. It
sounds good. Yeah, I'm not sure there's an answer to
this anyone else.

Speaker 11 (02:21:27):
Has always imagine. The presumption is it gets evenly distributed
as the grandkids. It's a crazy situation to give them
all different amounts and make them uy for her.

Speaker 10 (02:21:36):
Oh honey, and love.

Speaker 1 (02:21:37):
Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 17 (02:21:38):
He doesn't even have to go to grandkids. You know, kids,
and that's it on your parents to keep passing it
down or something.

Speaker 10 (02:21:46):
There's nothing worse than the drama of money after someone passes.

Speaker 16 (02:21:51):
Fighting over vases.

Speaker 11 (02:21:53):
I want that.

Speaker 10 (02:21:55):
Over what faces the house.

Speaker 6 (02:21:58):
That's what you'd I had of a family of gathering
this long time ago. They were arguing over the floral
arrangements that were near the casket.

Speaker 1 (02:22:10):
Oh God, I want to take that one.

Speaker 6 (02:22:13):
I want to take that one. No, I want that.
It doesn't even go with your house.

Speaker 8 (02:22:17):
That goes Oh yeah, I just want to get out
because the pizza is getting with the decedent in the box.

Speaker 11 (02:22:25):
Oh god, we're all vultures.

Speaker 4 (02:22:28):
Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 6 (02:22:30):
But I got the flowers I wanted, by god.

Speaker 11 (02:22:33):
Okay, Dear Ali. My boyfriend sweats a lot and we
have sex. He gets really closed, likes to cuddle before, during,
and after. And I don't mind it in the morning
at night, but when we have afternoon sex and I
after shower and get ready all over again in the
middle of the day, it's pretty exhausting.

Speaker 6 (02:22:51):
Dear boy, dear fat hog. So I'm confused he's the
one sweating a lot.

Speaker 11 (02:23:00):
He's the one sweating a lot. She said, yes, I
mean maybe they both are, but her concern is that
he's sweating a lot.

Speaker 8 (02:23:07):
I don't think you're gonna be able to stop that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:08):
I mean a towel might be if it's the snuggling
while he's sweaty. Just to have him towel the air conditioning, yeah, ceiling,
don't cut a.

Speaker 17 (02:23:16):
Laughter, ya just don't go hut. Have him stand up,
do you from behind? And then there's no sweat.

Speaker 6 (02:23:22):
Well you relax.

Speaker 4 (02:23:23):
This is wait a second, we're all missing.

Speaker 6 (02:23:25):
If all that phails, just shoot him in the head.

Speaker 8 (02:23:27):
We're missing this. This is this is being handed to
us on a platter. Get together with the guy from
the first letter and do shower sex.

Speaker 6 (02:23:38):
You never know he was sweat She says she has
to switch boyfriends with the guy from the first one.

Speaker 4 (02:23:45):
Easily done.

Speaker 11 (02:23:46):
Okay, wait, Jess is kind of right, though he could
She could literally be like, if we're gonna have afternoon sect,
it has to be like doggy like, we have to
do it away where you're not touching me and you.

Speaker 6 (02:23:57):
That sounds romantic sex is an always romantic to the
schedule there, okay, exactly, Let's ride it to utility like
electricity and cable.

Speaker 4 (02:24:07):
That's right, cable? How old am I?

Speaker 8 (02:24:11):
Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest. The
show is sexy Time you can reach Alie A L
L I B R E E. N Ellie is also
Uh are you still doing only fans.

Speaker 4 (02:24:19):
At A L L I B.

Speaker 11 (02:24:22):
Yes. Yeah, I've been trying to do a little more
of it. I'm trying to make it a little more,
uh like interactive. I put some stand up that I
can't put on Instagram on their sketches and yeah, so
I'm changing up a little bit and still doing naked stuff.
But okay, to reassure.

Speaker 6 (02:24:41):
Pat you want me to get you the password I.

Speaker 4 (02:24:43):
Got bought it.

Speaker 11 (02:24:47):
It's it's fun when you were gonna just keep getting
too busy to pay. I'm trying to be more creative
than I guess most people think you need to be good.
So uh but yeah, no, still on there, so come along?
Do you want to fans? I did not mean a pun.

Speaker 4 (02:25:07):
You're a naughty girl.

Speaker 6 (02:25:12):
Let's get to our next letter.

Speaker 11 (02:25:13):
Please, Dear Allie, my best friend is very conservative and
she has a fifteen year old daughter. And the daughter
is having sex because she came to me to talk
about it, all right, because she can't tell her mother.
I want to help her and not make her feel ashamed.
But how much trouble am I going to get into
if her mom finds out? Am I obligated to tell her?

Speaker 6 (02:25:33):
No?

Speaker 11 (02:25:34):
It's like a real tricky one.

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
Oh, everybody keeps their mouth shut. That's the problem. It's
a nation of rats, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (02:25:41):
Yeah, only that, But.

Speaker 6 (02:25:44):
They can't wait to tell on somebody.

Speaker 4 (02:25:47):
You can't wait?

Speaker 1 (02:25:47):
No, I mean honestly, if this is between you and
her and it stays that way, everything should be okay.

Speaker 6 (02:25:52):
Yeah, but her concern is that what the daughter's gonna
tell daughter is going to say.

Speaker 7 (02:25:56):
But dear friend, Heather told me that I'm supposed to
probably will come out.

Speaker 4 (02:26:01):
I would think really eighteen.

Speaker 11 (02:26:04):
And she's like, well, I did have help from your friend,
like a few years back. It might not come out
till later, but I would think it wasn't the.

Speaker 1 (02:26:11):
Friend always have it?

Speaker 11 (02:26:13):
Thank you to see this?

Speaker 1 (02:26:14):
Doesn't the friend always have the out? Who are you
gonna believe this eighteen year old girl who's mad at
you or your best friend.

Speaker 11 (02:26:20):
I never said any daughter's a liar.

Speaker 10 (02:26:22):
Yeah, she's saving an unwanted pregnancy. Probably, so she's doing
the right thing because she can't talk to her mom
about it.

Speaker 1 (02:26:32):
Oh if they're talking about safe sex and right hmm yeah, yeah, yeah,
someone's got it. She's got to be able to talk
to something.

Speaker 10 (02:26:38):
She has to be able to talk to someone. Just
have a just have a warm rag ready, a warm rag? Ready?

Speaker 11 (02:26:46):
No?

Speaker 8 (02:26:46):
Is it pepsi or coke? When you turn them upside down,
it's uh oh yeah, coke and two aspirin? Okay, okay,
good no baby, all right, thank you. Then let's let's
get to our potentially last letter. Let's see what what
do we got?

Speaker 6 (02:27:00):
Allie?

Speaker 11 (02:27:01):
Dear Allie, My girlfriend is obsessed with horoscope and it
was always telling me how we're so not compatible every
time we get into a fight. She was apparently very
compatible with her ex boyfriend and they broke up, so
I bring that up all the time, and then we
get into an even bigger fight. I tell her she's
being annoying and it's dumb, and this is obviously such
a huge part of her life, but it cuts to
the core. If I can't get her to stop. What

(02:27:23):
do I do about this relationship?

Speaker 2 (02:27:25):
Leave?

Speaker 16 (02:27:29):
She can't just use the horoscope and things aren't going right?

Speaker 8 (02:27:32):
Boy, she's an idiot? Had anyone anyone who moron?

Speaker 7 (02:27:39):
Plus?

Speaker 17 (02:27:39):
I'm a Scorpio and my boyfriend's sagittarius and we get
along great even though we're not compatible.

Speaker 8 (02:27:44):
I know that's complete bunk. I was my numerologist was
telling me that horoscopes were fredios. Don't you love the
word bunk?

Speaker 5 (02:27:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:27:56):
That's wow.

Speaker 7 (02:27:58):
Good luck for that, that's not Yeah, that's a rough one.

Speaker 11 (02:28:01):
People do get obsessed with that, more women than men.

Speaker 1 (02:28:04):
I guess I feel like it when somebody in a
relationship tells the other person you're being annoying and dumb.

Speaker 8 (02:28:15):
I don't see a way out of this. Uh, a
rough one, irrational? We have time for one more letter, Alley,
What do you go bear?

Speaker 11 (02:28:24):
Ali? I'm recently divorced and I'm seeing someone new who's
very hot and fun, but she has a kid who
is a nightmare. The kid won't listen to me because
I'm not his father. Fine, but he also won't listen
to his mom because she's trying to be the cool
parent and lets him get away with murder. I don't
know how much more I can take of this. What
would you guys do here? Step in and start disciplining
the kid, or just hang back and handle this.

Speaker 4 (02:28:47):
Get the kid a motorcycle, get him a bike, introduce
him to pot.

Speaker 8 (02:28:58):
Yeah, this is like a universal This is this letter.
It could be from ten thousand people. It's a rough spot.

Speaker 11 (02:29:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I've been in uh, you know,
in Harlem where I live. In a Bank of America,
this woman's kids were running wild and a bank person
asked the kids to calm down, and the mom flipped
out on the bank person. I've never seen anyone get
yelled at so loudly. Wow, incredible. So yeah, you've gotta

(02:29:25):
be careful disciplinting someone else's kids.

Speaker 8 (02:29:28):
Yeah, maybe try to become more friendly with the kids.
See what he's interested in, and maybe you can get
him to trust you and may calm down a little bit.

Speaker 6 (02:29:38):
Or pay him off fifty bucks every time he behaves
himself when you're around.

Speaker 1 (02:29:41):
Oh that that works. Wait a minute, about that, Well
you're thinking fifty buck disappear?

Speaker 11 (02:29:46):
Yeah, check, you're starting high.

Speaker 4 (02:29:49):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (02:29:50):
Well, you know these kids are savvy, that's right, here's here.
Here's a hundred bucks. There's a guy two corners down.
He's wearing a puncho. Just say I'm a friend of
Ted's and he'll tell you something comedy or you know,
here's a hundred bucks. I bet you can't make it
all the way across the freeway.

Speaker 4 (02:30:06):
Allie, we got to run.

Speaker 7 (02:30:07):
Here.

Speaker 6 (02:30:07):
Are you working this weekend?

Speaker 11 (02:30:09):
I have at the Comedy Castle tomorrow Sunday.

Speaker 8 (02:30:13):
All right, that's a great club. Well, thanks Ali, we'll
look forward to talking to you again soon. And by
the way, it's a LL I be our e E
n or Ali b on. Never mind, I don't know
what doctor Biker was a j coming after the b No, No,

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I was gonna say a Disney World.

Speaker 6 (02:30:37):
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Speaker 8 (02:32:00):
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Speaker 15 (02:32:05):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
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Speaker 6 (02:32:12):
It's a few minutes. Hey, welcome back to the Bob
and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Allo Parts Studios.
Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jessica Halsman, Josh Arnold, A Cosby,
I'm chick, Hello, Tom Dick.

Speaker 10 (02:32:28):
Where we go to eat?

Speaker 4 (02:32:30):
No, no, I was just trying to We're talking about lunch. No, no, no, no, no, no,
I have done no, it's done about a.

Speaker 6 (02:32:36):
Week right never never never, never been out to lunch
with chick ever ever, No, no, there was one time
we used to go out to lunch quite often until.

Speaker 10 (02:32:44):
Do you remember, oh td Albys, what what happened?

Speaker 6 (02:32:47):
You've gotten your person mcftter bake potato and I have
my Molly mc butter right here.

Speaker 10 (02:32:54):
I don't do that anymore, I use But.

Speaker 8 (02:32:58):
As fascinating as this discussion is, we were having fun,
top you weren't yesterday we were talking about tipping, yep,
and I mean like tipping over, No, not tipping over.

Speaker 10 (02:33:11):
But they never tip over cows.

Speaker 4 (02:33:15):
You ever go cow tipping?

Speaker 6 (02:33:16):
That's a legend. There's no such thing.

Speaker 10 (02:33:19):
What running go on?

Speaker 8 (02:33:22):
Yeah, that's like Yeah, we were talking about tipping, and
I ever play I bought, I bought two packages have
gone but a candy store over the weekend and they
turned the thing around and there was a tip option
right away.

Speaker 10 (02:33:40):
Is that standard though on those the way the things
set up, no matter.

Speaker 3 (02:33:43):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (02:33:44):
No, maybe maybe for some points of sale, maybe, but
it can also be removed.

Speaker 4 (02:33:48):
I'm sure, yeah, can't.

Speaker 8 (02:33:50):
There's times when I'm irritated that they don't have it. Okay,
So there's a restaurant that I go to all the
time that doesn't have that option, and I'm digging around
looking for because they're working really hard, and I want
to give him a tip.

Speaker 5 (02:34:01):
I don't have any.

Speaker 8 (02:34:01):
Cash and you can't put it on the card?

Speaker 2 (02:34:03):
What?

Speaker 6 (02:34:04):
No, piata, I know what it's.

Speaker 10 (02:34:08):
I know him.

Speaker 6 (02:34:09):
Well, that's a shame. I'd happily tip those folks. Yeah,
it's annoying. But wait about who we're mad at?

Speaker 8 (02:34:15):
No, I'm I'm I'm mad at the folks When you
go to a regular store, right, do you? Is it
appropriate to be tipped? I mean there are gray areas.
For example, we got this letter here, all right, you're
Bob and Tom Show Airline lost my luggage, oh Man.
Three days later it was delivered to my house. Do

(02:34:36):
I tip the guy that delivers my luggage because it
was their fault?

Speaker 10 (02:34:40):
He's working for the airline there, that's a different company.

Speaker 16 (02:34:45):
I don't tip the FedEx driver.

Speaker 10 (02:34:48):
Yeah, but you tip? Don't you tip the floorist when
they bring flowers?

Speaker 7 (02:34:51):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (02:34:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:34:53):
This is a letter. I'm not, I'm not. I don't
answer the question.

Speaker 1 (02:34:56):
I think, honestly, the answer is if you really appreciated
the service they went, maybe they went above and beyond,
they were kind exceedingly.

Speaker 4 (02:35:05):
Here's ten bucks.

Speaker 8 (02:35:06):
By the way, would you please skill the airline here?
Please tell the airline I've been wearing the same hunderwear
for three weeks.

Speaker 6 (02:35:14):
Is it okay when they buy a pack of gum
you don't have to tip twenty percent?

Speaker 4 (02:35:20):
Certainly?

Speaker 6 (02:35:21):
Or is it just like a couple.

Speaker 1 (02:35:22):
I think it's okay.

Speaker 6 (02:35:23):
I'd be okay with that. I'm not gonna tip twenty percent.

Speaker 1 (02:35:27):
I think it's honestly okay to tip nothing in that situation,
because are.

Speaker 6 (02:35:31):
Not even though the tip option is staying.

Speaker 4 (02:35:35):
Of gum.

Speaker 5 (02:35:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:35:37):
Six bucks and what'd you tip?

Speaker 8 (02:35:39):
I just hit the percent thing on it but I'm
just saying something. Some of the machines have that automatically,
but there are certain places where you want to have
it and they don't have it.

Speaker 1 (02:35:51):
I always, I'm not saying this is the answer for everybody.
I always keep ones with me in my billfold.

Speaker 6 (02:35:57):
Well that's because you're dealing dealing whores and strip all
the dance clips.

Speaker 1 (02:36:01):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 (02:36:01):
I always have the ones, and you do, do you
try to get rid of the glittery ones first? Yeah, sorry,
I'm jumping No, I'm just have to start carrying cash
if I know I'm going to be going to this
one restaurant where they've got a tip jar, and I
never have any cash anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:36:18):
Yeah, because I like tipping sushi chefs.

Speaker 8 (02:36:20):
Yes, they're working really hard, and yeah, that particular place
they make the food. They're right, they're right there. Hey,
I'd love to give you tip, but it's not on
the machine.

Speaker 4 (02:36:27):
Well tip jar, here's a tip jar.

Speaker 1 (02:36:30):
Mostly sushi chefs. Honestly, That's why I just said that.

Speaker 10 (02:36:32):
Yeah, I don't think that the restaurant, when you go
to a sushi bar, doesn't the tip They share them
all of.

Speaker 6 (02:36:41):
Well's that's a whole country of everyone different.

Speaker 8 (02:36:44):
So yeah, that's that's some they do some some sushi bars,
they'll have a they'll have a separate jar on top
of the counter.

Speaker 1 (02:36:52):
So one thing that I would like to get back to, though,
is tipping after the service. It's look, I tip when
I ordered door dash, I tip, well, but I'm doing
it before they're doing their that's gotten a little reversed.

Speaker 10 (02:37:08):
Do you do it in the back of your head
thinking if I tip, well, they'll do a better job.

Speaker 1 (02:37:15):
Not necessarily, but I do. I do overtip.

Speaker 6 (02:37:17):
Yeah, and then when you overtip they give you a
Would you like to tip more after it's been delivered?

Speaker 4 (02:37:23):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (02:37:24):
Yeah, but that makes yeah, boy, Yeah, it's a tough thing.
It's a tough thing.

Speaker 6 (02:37:29):
This is a letter for you.

Speaker 4 (02:37:30):
Josh.

Speaker 1 (02:37:31):
Oh, I'm not being a jackass. I was just being silly, wasn't.

Speaker 8 (02:37:40):
It doesn't come with a coupon. Tom was complaining about
the recycle bins. I was at an event and they
had a recycle bin with three holes in the top,
glass plastic and trash inside. Everything went into one bag.
He goes, Josh, you'll know this. You haven't seen real

(02:38:04):
recycling until you live in Korea. Did they do they
have really strict recycling rules in Korea? When you were there,
you were there a while back.

Speaker 1 (02:38:12):
It was a while back. Yes, I kind of don't
know what that person's referring to.

Speaker 8 (02:38:19):
Unfortunately, Yeah, I know that there was a Penn and
Teller a bit on their show BS that show in
which they they told these people that they had to
have what was seven different garbage cans and they and
people believe them, they were They were saying us, hey,
it's a new thing in this town. You got to

(02:38:39):
have and they had to separate their garbage in a
ridiculous manner. I'll have to dig that one on it.
It was very very interesting. I'm sorry we have time
for perhaps nothing?

Speaker 5 (02:38:51):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (02:38:51):
Do we have time for one more quick story?

Speaker 4 (02:38:52):
Christian?

Speaker 10 (02:38:53):
I don't know. I don't know what time we're supposed
to be out, So I'll do this one.

Speaker 6 (02:38:56):
If you don't like, go ahead.

Speaker 10 (02:38:57):
Kraft Heines has announced that it's splitting into two companies.
One of the companies, currently called Global Taste Elevation Company,
will include brands such as Hines, Philadelphia Cream Cheese, as
well as Kraft Mac and Cheese.

Speaker 6 (02:39:10):
I was gonna say it wasn't Kraft Hines two separate before?

Speaker 13 (02:39:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:39:13):
Before. The other, currently called North American Grocery Company, will
include brands like Maxwell House, Oscar Meyer, Craft Singles, and Lunchables.

Speaker 1 (02:39:21):
I don't know what team I'm on. I like all
these things.

Speaker 10 (02:39:23):
The official names of the two companies will be released later.
The announcement comes a decade after the merger of the
two brands. Chick you Were Right created one of the
biggest food manufacturers on the planet.

Speaker 6 (02:39:36):
Yep, it's all so.

Speaker 8 (02:39:37):
I'm not going to be able to get I'm not
gonna be able to get my craft mac and cheese
with Ketchup all over.

Speaker 16 (02:39:42):
I love mac and cheese and Ketchup.

Speaker 1 (02:39:44):
I'm gonna say that's it. That's so good, has its
fans and heinz Ketchup. Oh, it's the best, real good.

Speaker 6 (02:39:51):
My other ketchup is any other ketchup is less.

Speaker 8 (02:39:54):
And if anyone uses the term katsip, I will not
speak to them.

Speaker 5 (02:39:58):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (02:39:58):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (02:39:59):
Would you like?

Speaker 1 (02:40:00):
There's just one more way I like to isolate myself
from the the prolls you're doing.

Speaker 4 (02:40:07):
You're doing.

Speaker 1 (02:40:10):
I don't hope yours does. I hope Vine does.

Speaker 6 (02:40:13):
We don't have separate numbers. If one of us wins,
we all win. Uh, there's gonna be a fistfight worse
than the one we had today.

Speaker 4 (02:40:21):
Okay, I thought, who's the biggest socialist in here?

Speaker 6 (02:40:23):
Check? Thank you so much for joining us here in
the Oreillioto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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