The BOB & TOM Show - September 4, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Coming soon from Bob and Tom Television. For years, he's
been appearing in sold out shows around the world. Ladies
and gentlemen, it's the amazing Crisco.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
All right, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, my
blindfold is secure. Now my lovely assistant Stefan will bring
out the first object.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Here.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
It is Audi ed.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Please please, I need complete silence to concentrate. All right, Stefan,
insert the object.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Here you go, Chris go oh all right, it feels
like it's a polling.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I believe it's from the air nineteen seventy eight, No, No,
seventy nine and it's the runners up Trophy Ladies League
Wednesday Night.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
His act is like no other in show business.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
He's the amazing Chrisco. And you won't want to miss
his famous audience participation segment.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
And now this is the part of the show we
like to call stump the wrong sir.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
What is your name?

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Please?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Dean Dean metcalf Right, Dean, do you have.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Some sort of common object on or about your person?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah? Yeah, I guess so, Dean.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm going to turn around and you know what to do.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
I'd rather not.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm going now, Dean, you've got to play along.

Speaker 8 (01:47):
Ride on it.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I'm not so sure.

Speaker 8 (01:52):
I've got my feet set, you know you Chris go,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh that's a toughie. Let's see. I do believe.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I believe it's a Yes, it's a credit card. I
get Express Card number three six nine, tune zero one eight.
Your middle initial is.

Speaker 9 (02:15):
See how Chrisco?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
That's it?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
You sure are amazing?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right, and here's your card?

Speaker 9 (02:25):
Tell you tell you what Chrisco Wantn't you just keep these?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
The amazing Cristal, I'm ecuping Ababatown Television.

Speaker 10 (02:38):
San Francisco. Amazing.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Be there's how that ends.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
Hi, it's the Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios at the Silac
Insurance News desk.

Speaker 11 (03:09):
It's Christy Lee Al Jackson coming up today.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
And the one the only number seven Joe Weiseman Be
our guests talk about the NFL season starting tonight. I
know you're all excited, always excited to hear from Joe though. Hi, Hi, Josh, Hi,
there's a Cosby Hello Tom.

Speaker 11 (03:32):
Hello chick, looking forward to the NFL.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Oh, you gotta be man, you just have to be.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Yeah, whoa our long national off.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Season is finally owned the singing the singing white men?

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Oh what is that?

Speaker 11 (03:53):
What is that thing they've got going? Then you can
just tell right away of a certain era.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh yeah, I mean that is who produce Systems at
the end said yeah, we're not going to get one
better than that. Just no feeling.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Zero.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
There's something about it that's really nice.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, that's a different time. Yeah, but in any of
it happy days are here again almost though, is Yeah.
Some would say it was it from a better time.
Some would say it was from an uncomfortable time.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Some things were great, way worse.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Sure, but some things were great. Well, my mother used
to say that chicken tasted different when she was a kid.
I've heard chicken tasted different, and bananas tasted different.

Speaker 11 (04:47):
Really yeah, and I don't know how you could prove it.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Evidently bananas used to taste like you guys just ba
turn off for microphone, I wondered. I I say that
eight years ago. They used to taste like banana flips.
Have you seen these the Hostess banana flips? I remember
those chalk Yeah, Evidently bananas off the would taste like that.

Speaker 11 (05:13):
That's the original taste of bananas.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
But it still is a miracle that they can get
a banana. Well, talk about your future business. Yeah, I
mean they gotta know. They got it down.

Speaker 11 (05:22):
They can get it on the boat, get us a
little right by the time, and it's the grocery store.
It's just about to be ripe for just about it.
It's amazing, right, yep. And now we have a lot
to get to today. But with respect of the NFL,
I was asking this question yesterday. Oh God, there's a
Friday night NFL game, And I thought the NFL had
always stayed away from step bast stepping on college I'm

(05:44):
excuse me, on high school football.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
The last in college actually, from well the last couple
of seasons, there's been a foreign game on on Friday night.

Speaker 11 (05:54):
Yeah, but apparently that's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
This is the last one for quite a while because
they evidently are usurping some sort of state and federal
law that they announced yesterday and they're not going to
be able to do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
We'll find out about that.

Speaker 11 (06:08):
But I thought it was just a courtesy, you know,
that there wouldn't be an NFL if there were at
high school football.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
And because the NFL is known for instead of making
money just showing people Curtisy.

Speaker 11 (06:18):
They've got you're right, yeah, they've got if not, you know,
And I think all the money.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
I think they disagree that they don't have enough. I
would think, but they don't have all the money because
we have a story coming up from the NBA that
is really funny.

Speaker 11 (06:31):
No no, it's it's weird and stupid, and we're going
to do it because you want to. But it's it's
about cheating.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
It's not about cheating. It's something that goes on with
every team. And I don't know why this is.

Speaker 11 (06:43):
Well, then you're gonna have to you've got indict all
the teams.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
All right, Well we'll find out. We'll look forward to that.
How do you feel about Steve Ballmer? You like him?
He's the owner of the owner of the cliffs.

Speaker 11 (07:00):
He had the famous quote he sounded like he was
living in a van by the river.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
Oh yeah he was.

Speaker 11 (07:07):
He was pumping up his team, Yeah yeah, and he
really it was very very funny. But he makes about
a million dollars a second.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
No, no, no, well yeah, a billion dollars a year
from his Microsoft stock, A billion in dividends. Whoa just
on just hanging out. Yeah, so he can spread that
money around and apparently he's been right, but in a
way that's not particularly legal with respect to the NBA.

(07:35):
I want to marry him.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, yeah, a billion dollars. Nobody won power Ball last night?

Speaker 11 (07:43):
I got, I got my tickets right here, and I did.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Get twenty two? Do you have that at least?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Four dollars back? Really nice?

Speaker 11 (07:51):
My top one A twenty two.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
If you match other numbers with your power Ball you
get even more money.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Okidding, you know, only you could could take a billion
and a half dollar drawing and make four dollars sound
like a victory.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
This victory.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
Oh, I got twenty two right here?

Speaker 11 (08:09):
So yeah, take that forty bucks in the tickets. Yeah,
down thirty six, But that doesn't matter because my my
budget's one hundred dollars and there's another drawing coming up,
what Saturday, so you have a chance. What's the what's
the payoff on Saturday?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
One point seven right now?

Speaker 11 (08:26):
But it's one point seven billion?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, but depending the third largest jackpot ever, But depending
on how many people buy tickets, that could go up,
you know.

Speaker 11 (08:34):
Yeah, it's going on baby. Okay, well, well we'll have
to get in on this one. And when we do
a group buying, everyone else can chip in.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I chipped in.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Okay, yeah I did too, but but we all had
varying degrees.

Speaker 11 (08:47):
We didn't chip in. When did you get a hang
on hang on time?

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Did you get a receipt?

Speaker 12 (08:54):
Did not?

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Well? Buyer, beware my own tickets because I whoa.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Now we have make me sound.

Speaker 11 (09:05):
Letters letters to get to today here in the Bob
and Tom program.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
And a tribute to Tom and Bob and Tom.

Speaker 11 (09:12):
Yeah very nice, uh deer reprobates in the Lovely Christie Lee.
I want to say thank you to Tom. I was
listening to today's show where Tom went off on the
trash Nazis at the farmers market once again. I got
yelled at by some guy for friend to dispose of something,

(09:35):
this dictator that doesn't go in there in any event,
you're you You've given.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Him a slightly Eastern European accent, he goes.

Speaker 11 (09:45):
I was, uh, let's see, uh oh, I was pulling
out the recyclables from the rest of the trash. But
tonight I said, hey, thanks to screw it. The lawless
liberation was exhilarating as he just threw it in the trash.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Okay, well we set out both the cans though today
I don't give up on it.

Speaker 11 (10:06):
No, yeah, I know, it's it's just I do. But
I the percentage of that stuff that really gets recycled
is extremely low.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
You know, that's kind of not on us. I see it.
I have a glass bottle, I see a glass recycling bin,
and I put it in there and it doesn't make
its way.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
It's not my fault, not our fault.

Speaker 11 (10:24):
Yeah, that's the problem because you think you're doing something.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Well, that's but they're making me think I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
So they just want you to feel well. But if
I think I'm doing something, I'm doing something.

Speaker 9 (10:34):
That's not my that's not our fault. Right, But what
you're doing really isn't working well.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
We'd like to and what.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Rose colored world.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Us, What we're not, what we're not succeeding.

Speaker 11 (10:49):
That's that's that's top secrets we need to push on to.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Here.

Speaker 11 (10:56):
What else is coming up in the world of sporting news?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
The US Open Men's and women's semi final going on. Yeah,
only eight more weeks. Yeah, you're going to get w NBA.
Last night, Steve Balmer and Kawhi Leonard are in Dutch.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
With the NBA.

Speaker 11 (11:14):
Is that still like they're a synonym for trouble. I
haven't heard that in a long time, and I always
like that, And I wonder what the Dutch did to
get that.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
They continue to tear down my beloved NFL Red Zone. First,
I have to put up with Scott Hansen instead of Sciliano,
and now they're going to have commercials during red Zone,
which is defeating the entire concept.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
And corn hole?

Speaker 5 (11:39):
You feel up for some corn hole on Christy?

Speaker 4 (11:42):
No, not today? Thank you?

Speaker 13 (11:43):
All right?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well we're gone.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Isn't it?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
World record in cornhole? And hemorrhoids in the news?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Hemorrhoid?

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Not only are hemorrhoids in the news?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
I did?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Did you see the second?

Speaker 11 (11:52):
I found a really interesting hemorrhoid thing that I was
not aware of, involving spiritual the in religion interesting and
hemorrhoids in the same story. You're welcome. I think you'll
really enjoy it when we get to it. We want
to get your letters. Bob and Tom at Bob and
Tom dot com. We from no one said anything, and
he said, you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
He's so excited about.

Speaker 9 (12:16):
What was I going to mention?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Oh, I know we have.

Speaker 11 (12:20):
We are in the process of setting up a version
of our pig skin pick em competition. Uh that uh
always has not yet been established. But NFL fans hang
in there. We are working on something a special project today.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
NFL kickoff. Surprise.

Speaker 11 (12:40):
We really didn't hear about any of it, so we're
kind of late to start. Josh help here.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
I welcome.

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(13:11):
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Speaker 11 (13:31):
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Speaker 11 (14:23):
Oh you were so close. I'm very good, CHRISTI.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Is play again. I really.

Speaker 12 (14:37):
Like this.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
I don't find that surprise.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
It sounds like something related at a funeral, but it
just is so dated and weird.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
That was FD election song, wasn't it? Happy Days are
here again?

Speaker 14 (14:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Yeah, that put them over the top.

Speaker 11 (14:51):
I mean that is such an odd, odd vocal that
get that sounds.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
It's like they look, fellow sellows, you're happy, but let's
speed gentlemen about Yeah.

Speaker 11 (15:01):
Yeah, it's got that rudy valley heavily affected.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
You can see all of them putting their hand to
their ear and there's some like weird East Coast accent,
not a stroke in yeah this time, this time, just
the straight guys sing to us are here.

Speaker 11 (15:34):
One of my favorite things is when bands have like
the the horn section off mike doing the background vocals.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Any of you could be convicted of butt foolery.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Maybe laughing, maybe laugh over here. I got a problem, but.

Speaker 11 (15:53):
Didn't they open? Uh birding man for what's again? This
is our show and we're gonna come with it and
we'll be here, and I hope you're here because when
we move back here, we'll be here again in the
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Speaker 11 (16:41):
Welcome back to the Bobbin Tops Show.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
There's Chrissy Lee, Hi, Josh Arnold, Blue Ace cosby Pat
Godwin on assignment on chick Wigee.

Speaker 11 (16:50):
Hello Tom, I believe arriving later today, it'll be both
Willie G and Patty G.

Speaker 17 (16:57):
Both.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Are they related?

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Geez?

Speaker 11 (17:00):
I think Patty G maybe Willi G's godfather.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
I was taking him.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
I'd like to think that it's a godfather god son breakfast.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Well, if it is, could I put in an order?

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I'd just like to add that whoever made that arrangement
that was a wise choice. If something happens, I think
Willy should have to move in with pat Absolutely. Oh,
that'd go well. Have some guidance, Yeah, that'd go well.
I have never mind about Willie. By the way, tonight

(17:35):
Louisville Comedy Club, check out Willie G live it in
person this evening, and then he's at the Summit City
Comedy Club Saturday in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Nice.

Speaker 11 (17:46):
We'll talk to Willie and Patty G coming up. Now
it's Atraditionally at this time we go to the mail bag.
You got anything over there?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Well, actually I do. It's a letter for the one,
the only Tom Griswold. It goes like this from Jake.
Dear Bob, and Tom showed I live in the Midwest.
I've been listening to your show for years. For the
first time I think ever, I was filling up my
car and lo and behold a tanker truck pulled out. Tom.

(18:15):
I just want you to know if I don't make
it out alive, please know I love you and I
love your show. That is from Jacob and I believe
we have a live shot of what happened when he
was trying to fill up his tank and a picture
of him at the gas station. Okay, but he made
it out size that he made it out alive. That

(18:37):
is a rather complicated gas pump. There seemed to be
getting more and more complicated with bigger and bigger video screens.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Oh yeah, and can get her Mario Lopez talking at
your Yeah, there's what you needing. Me informed on certain
pop culture nuggets that one might do.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
You think we.

Speaker 11 (18:58):
Are we better as a unity with Mario Lopez on the.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
And kit kit Hoover.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Kit Hoover's Access Daily Access.

Speaker 9 (19:11):
You'd like her, Christy because you're bigger than she is.
She's like miniature.

Speaker 11 (19:16):
She's a super good as.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I had to work with you, Mario Lopez once.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
I'm sorry to hear it.

Speaker 11 (19:23):
That's a that's a real surprise. Yeah right, Oh well,
now let's see we have more letters over here. Let's
see what's going on here, Bob and Tom show. Uh,
you were talking about burning Man.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
We had a couple of stories. No need to wait in.

Speaker 11 (19:41):
Line to get out by a single roadway. You have
to take a private jet and land in the desert
for the event.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Yeah, that's the way to go.

Speaker 18 (19:50):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (19:51):
Danica Patrick on social media is an annual attendee and
about it nice.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yeah, she's all over Instagram. From burning Man, she had
like all these different outfits.

Speaker 11 (20:02):
Another reason not to go. Yes from green Bay, Thank you, Ron. Yeah,
the big story.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
We had a couple of them.

Speaker 11 (20:10):
One of them was the orgy tent was destroyed by
the what was it called the boo boo boob doob
a boob the boom dooobe the haboob winds tore down
the orgy tent. And then the big story was a
woman gave birth at the event, and apparently she did

(20:30):
not know she was pregnant. I was not aware of that.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I didn't hear that part of the story, and she
was not apparently showing.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
WHOA So, well that's possible. Well, well, if you're really
really big, I guess I don't think that was the case.
You know, I didn't know I was pregnant. That TV
show always starts out the same way. I was on
the bathroom. I was on the toilet and I tried
to get up and I was still attached to the toilet,
the umbilical cord, the babies in the in the toilet

(20:59):
water bird. Yeah, so that was that.

Speaker 11 (21:02):
That was the big story from Burning Man.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
You guys, remember yesterday I created a what's sure to
be a best selling calendar. Oh yeah, yeah, Spice season.
We're in the beginnings of it. And I said, why
not a The pumpkin spice latte, of course, is probably
the most famous thing when it comes to pumpkin spice,
and I have created a calendar called the Pumpkin Spice Hotts. Yes,

(21:26):
good looking men, good looking women, whatever your choice is.
Maybe you like both your greedy bastards.

Speaker 11 (21:31):
And what's what's the pumpkin spice connection? H are they
what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Okay, that's a fair question.

Speaker 11 (21:39):
I mean in the photographs, are they holding pump Well.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
Some will be imagine a strapping muscly man among a
pumpkin patch.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, with a strategically placed pumpkin.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Oh boy, Well that's where the letter comes in, Christy
Shane from Oh I love the name of this town, Temecula.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Oh Yeahlfornia.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yes, he says, maybe you could have another version called
Pumpkin Spice Naughte. And that's where it gets a little
more risque for those who need a little extra extra
spice in their pumps.

Speaker 11 (22:13):
So the guy around his waist is holding is holding
a pumpkin with all of those huge stems on it,
pointing to the sky. There you go, there you go.
Or maybe he's what about a calendar for the heterosexual
men in our audience.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, little pumpkins, those little mini pumpkins.

Speaker 11 (22:29):
Oh, that's in front of a woman's But now this
is just how many months is this calendar?

Speaker 6 (22:34):
Calend October?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
Let me see my daily pumpkin spice naughte.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah, this, this, this actually might work. Does somebody come
in and go, I'd like a lot of latte.

Speaker 14 (22:53):
One of them?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, I bet that gives him one of them that
gets an eye roll?

Speaker 5 (22:58):
What's your name?

Speaker 11 (22:59):
The closed mouth laugh always hilarious. You always give your
real name and you go to a coffee place like that?

Speaker 6 (23:05):
Yeah, no, yeah, but I should start getting more. Yeah,
because I never liked to bother anybody at work. It's
just easier. Just eight.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah, my name is Josh Aloysius. I did how do
you spell that? They asked me for my name one
day and I said for some reason, I said Chuck.
I don't know. Maybe I was time traveling, I don't know,
And the lady said Doug, Doug, and I went, yes, yeah,
it's done.

Speaker 11 (23:29):
But then you have to remember I have to listen
for Doug. Now we were talking about the Mile High Club.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
It was, and you passed judgment on it.

Speaker 11 (23:39):
It was one of the in that reddit thing that
one of the most overrated sexual fantasies was joining the
Mile High Club. But then we got into a discussion
of what does that really constitute. Does it have to
be on an airplane? I say no, we all seem
to have our own definition. Yeah, yeah, it just means
being say.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
People in Denver are in the mile High Now there's
got to.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
Be it's got to be kind of a public performance.
You made the point they had they must be aloft. Yeah,
so on a gondola at a ski resort, that's fine,
that's fine. Hot air balloon, perfectly acceptable.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
But the argument can be made a ski lift they're
not aloft, they're tethered, right, But I think the argument
has to be made if something goes wrong, they'd plummet
to their deaths.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
That's your definition.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
I'd have to fall just right, break a neck or something. Actually,
that's the snow soft Come on, I don't think it's
that something goes wrong at the top of a building
in Denver. That's right, you could plummet to your death.

Speaker 11 (24:35):
I'm giving a tour up there on the balcony.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Breaks?

Speaker 17 (24:39):
WHOA?

Speaker 6 (24:40):
I hope you get to finish first.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Uh yeah, yeah, you think you'd finish mid fall, coming
and going at the same time. There's nothing wrong with
that hack Old show. You you tell people that's okay, Joe, Okay,
that's why I did it, all right. It's one of
the classics. This comes to us from Aurora, Missouri. You
know where that is, Josh, I don't.

Speaker 11 (25:05):
We're all experts on the state we're from. Yeah, isn't
that interesting that we all? But I'm going to find
out no matter where you're from, there's always a place
you've never heard of.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Mine are mostly up in northeast Ohio. I've never heard
of that any of those places.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
But the only people that.

Speaker 11 (25:20):
Know every place are betrologists. Whether people are a very.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Impressive too, that they know, you know, all the states,
it's very impressive, and.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
All that they have that weird trick of the weird
trick of standing in front of them of the map,
not looking at it, but pointing to the right place.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
And the counties they know, the counties that they're.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
Far from Springfield, Missouri.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Aurora.

Speaker 11 (25:42):
Yeah, this is Adam from Aurora. He's the crew chief
of a hot air balloon.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Does that mean the hotter balloon lands, and they change
the basket real quick and send it back up the
pitstop for the balloon. Like all of your listeners, I
hate to.

Speaker 11 (26:03):
I'm sorry, like all of your listeners, I hate to
agree with Tom, but the Mile High Club does include
hot air balloons. I know another pilot who had that
happen in his basket.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
I think though, the hotter balloon almost lends itself to
having sex in it. I mean, there's plenty of room,
there's the lady can arrest her hands on the railing,
there's that sound of the there's the wooshing sound.

Speaker 11 (26:26):
But when the woshing sound isn't isn't it just a
wonderful quiet?

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yes, you know the.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Dirty little secret hotter balloons. And I maintain there's a
dirty little secret to everything, and the hotter balloon one
is when they go the whush, there's pro paine sprays everywhere,
including on the passengers. No, yes it does. It does.
Where you said, dumb idea, I was in the hotter
balloon and I got pro pane sprayed all over me.

Speaker 11 (26:53):
You didn't catch on fire.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
No, there wasn't an on my clothes.

Speaker 11 (27:01):
They're a giant flame, right, above your face right there.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
But can you feel the heat when they do that? Oh,
you can feel the heat, baby. He goes a few
fun facts. The air temperature in the top of the
balloon reaches two hundred and fifty degrees.

Speaker 11 (27:16):
Nobody cares, and you can fly up to twelve thousand,
five hundred feet. WHOA, so hello to Adam in his
truck right now.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Adam gets a little tough up there.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
But I'd like to eventually go up in one. So
maybe I'll make my way to Aurora, Missouri.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Hey, I can get that done for you.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
I want to do it, Okay, I've always wanted to
go in the hotter balloon up by my old house.
I wanted to do that one, you know.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Oh yeah, the one that's tethered.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Yeah, the one that's Yeah. So the hotter balloon that's tethered.
Does that count for the hot mile?

Speaker 11 (27:50):
There's no way that one goes a mind. Oh no,
it counts the mile. The mile aspect of it is
not a important. It's the a loftness the mile aspect.
So then very the very name is not important.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
That has to at least.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
I have a question for you.

Speaker 11 (28:06):
What do our Canadian friends.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Call it they're in the kilometer well club, I.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Rest my case. It's about being You think we'll ever
switch over to metric.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
No Canadians say mile because all here's the dirty little
secret about Canadian Yeah, here we go. I all want
to be American.

Speaker 11 (28:25):
Well, you know something, you're not telling him what it
feels absolutely speaks.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
I don't know that we've gotten your definition of the
mile eye club. What are your rules for it? I've
never been in it, right, but what do you think
of the parameter?

Speaker 4 (28:40):
I think the parameters are you have to be in
an airplane and asked me a commercial airline.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
And I agree, not even the PJ. So you and
I have the strictest rules.

Speaker 11 (28:49):
Yeah, well, and with a person you know it's it's
nice too. I like the confidence that you have even
though you're wrong.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
I say, I say, uh, or gasm needs to be achieved,
however that's accomplished.

Speaker 13 (29:03):
But.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Does it know?

Speaker 11 (29:06):
Not necessarily and it must be what is it? What's
it called flagrant dilectos?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Whoever achieved is now in the club?

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Right you don't?

Speaker 6 (29:15):
You're right?

Speaker 9 (29:16):
Well?

Speaker 11 (29:17):
And if you're getting a handy or a blow, the
facilitator is not in the club.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
No, that doesn't count. It has to no, no, no, no,
it does.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Count under a blank You guys are really muddying the
waters under a blanket.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Ins that's very simple.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yeah, you have sex in the bathroom.

Speaker 11 (29:31):
Don oh no, it's got to be in more of
the seats, you know. I'm just kidding, of course, that's
that one of the rules, coitus in the seats. It's
a matter, it's a matter of beingle It really should be.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Rename it. That's all there is doing.

Speaker 11 (29:49):
Please weigh in by getting a hold of a spob
and Tom at bobinom dot com. Coming up, we have
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Speaker 5 (30:00):
Did you say sporting news?

Speaker 7 (30:01):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
It's the NFL season tonight, the phil fifth Delfia.

Speaker 11 (30:07):
Eagles Hot Cowboys tonight.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
That's who do you root for a game like this? Injuries?

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Oh, that's funny, that's very that's a very good of course,
not it doesn't mean it, but that's a fine.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Don't mean that.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
A fine shoke. But they will be just as lasting.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
They're injured. First game.

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look at the NFL season. We'll talk about it.

Speaker 11 (33:15):
And again, you are a big fan of the Washington
football player.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
And the NFL season starts tonight.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Woo.

Speaker 7 (33:23):
Albeit the Cowboys and the Eagles.

Speaker 11 (33:25):
We have to suffer through that, but still, that's gotta
be tough for you.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Oh he you.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Although, although the game tonight could could I don't know how,
but somehow I think probably the Cowboys are going to
be in it. Somehow I don't know, but it could
turn into Eagles forty two ten really easy.

Speaker 11 (33:45):
Oh okay, so are you gonna pick it?

Speaker 5 (33:47):
I picked them all? Man d Chick McGee on Instagram.
All the games are picked.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Baby had no idea. Oh great, okay, Chick, does Jerry
Jones travel with the team.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
I'm sure he does. Yeah, because he's the only owner
in the NFL who has a post news conference.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
Yeah, I was okay.

Speaker 11 (34:01):
After after each and every game, does he sit there
and tell the pilot how to drive?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Well, see, I haven't actually flown a plane, but what
do you do. I've dug some whales. I can tell
you that I've been under the earth. And you don't
want to end us?

Speaker 6 (34:16):
See an interesting man? I guess he would have. There's
a two hour documentary about him. Is it worth a look?

Speaker 11 (34:22):
It is the biggest hand job you've ever watched.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Yeah, that's it's okay, So you don't necessarily go.

Speaker 11 (34:28):
Well, he had total control and editorial.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
How do he make his money? Oil? Oil, oil speculate?

Speaker 7 (34:36):
Wild cat.

Speaker 15 (34:38):
You know?

Speaker 5 (34:38):
He he calls there's some sort of uh billy Bob
Thornton's a fixer on land. He's not actually out there wildcatting.
But Jerry refers to the bunghole. Oh, that is a termine,
an oil speculation, the bunghole. Sometimes bungholes dry, sometimes it's

(35:02):
failed with oil. And is that one movie where there's
a dry bung hole the guy spits in his hand?

Speaker 6 (35:05):
What's the.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
God?

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Jerry Brokeback Mountain, Lovely Jerry about you're just trying to
figure it out.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
Your thoughts on possibly Tom Griswolf can.

Speaker 19 (35:19):
Get hit by a car.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
I like to reduce the number of syllables and words. Seriously, Queen,
I just said Halloween, Charty Halloween. I don't remember if
Ross Proo is still with us, Oh, I don't. I'd
like to conversation between those two. He already ruined our
country one time.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
The sound very similar to.

Speaker 11 (35:44):
A couple of well, if we're talking bungholes, I think
we have to play this one two three.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
Hey, he's got tattoos around. He got an opening over
incre She's looking for a few good man. She walks
out too her mail box in her seat, rout pink
toot top. If it wasn't far her biker friends, somebody

(36:10):
would have cast the cops and cheese on perchade. A
park woman, she's a Oh, princess.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
She's a queen.

Speaker 11 (36:18):
A manufactured housing.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
She's on tree A park woman.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Cheese on Princess, flat Bee Palm, the trailer parking. She
spending herd nights in the strip joint text exotic that's
in an out of date pair of platform shoes and
worn outs paddingdeck's pants. Her kids still live with her
mother and her brother, who's unemployed. She always called me Elvis.

(36:47):
Let you know from my regal ingsloy she's a.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
Trade the park woman.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
She's a oh princess, she's done queen of manufactured housing.
She's on trade quo. When she's up a princess and
me palm the trailer parking. She's got a bad reputation
be the top of the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Maybe her place Saint Greg Slam.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
But the furniture is just as good.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
I op the the bloor window when she's getting dressed inside.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
She don't mind. She looks up to me because I
am a double Why.

Speaker 15 (37:29):
Wouldash?

Speaker 8 (37:30):
She admires it.

Speaker 20 (37:31):
So she always comes.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
And knopkin whenever there's a tornade.

Speaker 8 (37:36):
When she's a a RK woman, she's up my ball
princess and me, I'm the trailer.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Parking. Figured about it all right, as someone who lived
in a trailer park, people that had the double wide
were looked up to.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
I got really in a class system.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Oh heck yeah, why, oh my god, that's like a
real house.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Did you have a deck but that you can kind
of go out on that a little.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Pat No, just a little patio off the front, like
a little landing more or less.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Yeah, it was kind of fun, like a neighborhood. You
had a pool, right, I have plenty of friends who
lived in trailers.

Speaker 13 (38:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
We it was never a thing.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
It wasn't like a had a beautiful pool. We had
a clubhouse. It was gorgeous.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:25):
No, I don't want to get too personal here, so
you don't have to feel free not to answer this question.
When you became an adult, you no longer lived in
a trailer.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
No.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
I left when I was eighteen.

Speaker 11 (38:35):
You did not aspire to get a nice did you?
Did you ever, in your experience as a lady about
town find yourself in aw, you've made that sound dirtier.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
I know that was a no.

Speaker 11 (38:47):
As a young single.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Gal, did I ever date anybody that had a trailer?

Speaker 11 (38:51):
Did you ever find yourself? I don't want to be
too trailer having a trailer.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Maybe that's a yes, that's a yes.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
I think it's Did you have propane? Did you have
propane heat? You have a tank outside for your trailer?

Speaker 12 (39:04):
No?

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Okay, no we didn't.

Speaker 11 (39:06):
How did you heat it?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
I don't know electricity. I think it was electric. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure it was electric. It was tied down.
There was a big deal.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
I almost read the trailer in West Virginia when I
first moved down there, and it had propane tank tied down.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
That means there are straps around the trailer to keep
it in case there's a tornado. It doesn't blow away. Oh,
you gotta have the TI have the tie down. You
gotta have t And it had to be skirted too.
We had a high class trailer park skirt.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Did you skirt it with like lattice or.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Did it need to be We had matched the siding
of Okay, yeah, no, it looks.

Speaker 11 (39:37):
It looks like a dubt. It looks like a sheet
on you, like a skirt, like a bed skirt. So
back to back to my larger point here. So you're
a single lady about town, you meet some guy and
you go back to the trailer.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Here's a shock. He was a musician. Are you happy now?
Was he a baseball?

Speaker 11 (39:51):
And make me laugh to art?

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Was he a baseball?

Speaker 13 (39:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
He was a lead singer. This time.

Speaker 11 (39:55):
Oh you know how you knew he's a lead singer.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
He had the sweatbands on the at least tell me
it was the one who became the multimillion millionaire.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
Okay, that guy. It wasn't Mumford.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
When he became a tech multi millionaire?

Speaker 19 (40:10):
Did you uh?

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Was it nostalgic going back into a trailer?

Speaker 12 (40:14):
I was? It was?

Speaker 11 (40:15):
You know, it was only three or four years out,
So it wasn't a you say, three or four years
ago and I would have high five you.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
God, no, before you met Andy, your husband? How many
men have we gone through?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
He really going to talk about this? This is not
this is not a fair one.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
I mean it's at least a baker's does. And by
that I mean there have been at least a dozen bakers, but.

Speaker 11 (40:42):
Just one that I know of that is a that's
an inside joke. I apologize. That was just really I
blame you, Jo when.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
You're first getting to know someone and you asked about
former Yes, Look, isn't the answer standard five? Didn't we
arrive on the morning?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
And has never asked me that? And we never because
he knows he's with you. Yes, it's yeah, the past.
Does it matter?

Speaker 18 (41:05):
Here's the reason I don't ask her that question because
she'd answer it, and I don't have Yes, I don't
have that kind of time.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 11 (41:16):
I just wanted to play the song that had the
word bunghole in it and it got beat.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yeah, what the hell?

Speaker 11 (41:21):
So we were talking about Jerry Jones. He likes to
use the word bunghole, hung hole, that's right now. That
isn't a bunghole part of a barrel?

Speaker 5 (41:27):
A part of yeah?

Speaker 11 (41:28):
Yeah, the bungholes is that where they put the spout
in a.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Barrel to speak things along. I'm going to say, yes, cask,
if you will, We'll get your pick. Latest valuation for
the Cowboys according to CNBC twelve point five billion dollars.
They're the most expensive NFL team right now. Wow, if
not sports franchise in the world. Twelve point five billion.

Speaker 11 (41:56):
Okay, I know. Are you picking them to win tonight
with the.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
I am not taking the points?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
What is the point?

Speaker 5 (42:03):
I got in the early I got a minus seven.
Eagles need to win by seven? Okay, all right there,
We'll have some.

Speaker 11 (42:09):
More NFL news coming up. Also on the way, we
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We've got cornhole news. World record in the world of cornhole,
Powerball update and NFL red Zone news that has Chick angry.
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(43:13):
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City Comedy Club coming up on Saturday evening. Now, we're
going to check in with the sporting scene. We were
talking about the Dallas Cowboys and.

Speaker 13 (43:34):
What was the.

Speaker 11 (43:36):
Jerry Jones comment with respect to the bung hole.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
That's some sort of term they use in Wildcat and
you were looking for oil, you need that bung hole.
He was talking about actually the Cowboys and some of
the signings they'd made, and sometimes they come up.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
Times holder had bung holder. Oh now I remember the reference.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (44:01):
By the way, we have a new mix. I won't
play the whole thing, but just just in case you
missed it, here's just a little bit little taste of
the original Pinkered and Bowden live version of this tune
in our show.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Really holy hell around Yeah, there we go, There we go.

Speaker 11 (44:19):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
What is with him in that guitar sound?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
He really likes that sound. Yeah, yeah, who can argue
with him? Yeah, okay, it's very nice. What's going on
in the world? Actually, this letter, Dear Bob and Tom show.
You guys remember the Chuck E Cheese mascot. Oh yeah,
Journel Jones.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
He was arrested at a restaurant in Tallahassee on July
twenty third for credit card theft and fraud. You remember
he was in the mascot uniform. I was in the
chucky cheese uniform. There's a video of it, right, there's
well there's not just any video of it. They've released
the bodycam video of he It is now there. They're

(45:03):
doing the purple everything you thought it would be. They're
walking out. He's got the mouse head on. They didn't
give him a chance to take the head off.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
It just.

Speaker 11 (45:16):
Unbelievable. The old and they take him out.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Watch her.

Speaker 11 (45:21):
Then they took his head off to get him into
the cruiser.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Yeah, and he was in possession of a stolen credit cards. Yeah,
we were all thinking of the children.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yeah, of course, you feel like they could have taken
him out, they could have done something else.

Speaker 11 (45:38):
Yeah, there have been a waited discreetly go Were they
afraid he was going to run?

Speaker 6 (45:45):
I don't know, but you think they could coordinate with
the manager in some way and go, hey, the next
time he goes into the break room, we're going to be.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
In there and or make it funny. Yeah, pizza kids,
We're just talk to him about that.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Or even though I think that's still a little well sure,
but at least it's something.

Speaker 8 (46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Did you see over the weekend the Oregon duck fell
over and he lost his head as he fell over
and he ran back into the tunnel.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yeah, it's not it's they fire him.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
But he did the right thing. No, they did the
right thing. He immediately ran for cover. If you lose
your head, you're not supposed to be seen. If you're
you know that Scott gear to.

Speaker 11 (46:28):
Be pro due. Pete, you have the large head.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Okay, we just watched the video of the person running
and okay, I mean it's it really has to hustle back.

Speaker 11 (46:40):
He does the right thing, Yeah, he does. What did
does somebody trip him?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
No?

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Kind of it's like attached to like a big spring.
At one point.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
I think it's it was part of the bid. Yeah,
the giant feet, I think a problem. You think they
would when they designed the suit. They can design any
thing they want.

Speaker 11 (47:01):
They was feet more conducive to running.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Well, when I was Foggorn leghorn, I'm surprised this doesn't
have I had a chin strap so that the helmet
really couldn't no kidding, that was a fixed to the head.
I'm surprised all mascots don't have that. And now, when
and when you were a falk corn leghorn to learn
the dance moves. Do they put you in front of
a mirror so you can see what you're doing?

Speaker 12 (47:26):
No?

Speaker 6 (47:27):
No, you know, when you learn dance moves, you can
just you just dance.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
I feel. Do you have big feet? You big feet
right for the Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Yeah yeah yeah, but they yeah, and I couldn't wear
shoes in them.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
So they were just like giant slippers essentially.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Were they hard to walk in?

Speaker 18 (47:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
You learned to really step high. Yeah, And then the
funny thing was, after like a day of working, you
kind of still step.

Speaker 11 (47:52):
Because you're used to the giant cock feet.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
You're right, right right, yeah, yeah, because of course.

Speaker 11 (47:59):
He's baiting you don't rooster cock. Yeah, very good, very good.
I get that thing, but you're what you're saying is
it's that thing where you get on a pair of
poorly built stairs, you get you get that kind of
rhythm of the steps, and then you get count of
the last one and it's too short.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (48:18):
Do you have any photographs of you?

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Asked all Gorn, like, yes, somewhere, and I know there's
I think there's still video of a show out there
that's my see material.

Speaker 11 (48:28):
Yeah, I'll have to see now. Yesterday we did photo
day here at the radio station. We did, And have
they posted any of them yet? I know that we
we have a I don't think they're.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
All well and promotionally posted.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
You all look very nice, surprised y yeah, everybody? Hey,
did you know South Carolina? You know what their mascot is?
South Carolina are the game Cocks? The game cocks, that's right,
And they have a mascot who's a game cock.

Speaker 11 (48:56):
And that's the type of aviary.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
I'm guessing. I don't aviary, probably one if it's game
But on his jersey it says cocky cocky the game
cock hocky the game makes sense? That is that is
his name, and nobody says anything about it. It's kind
of like reminded me of Octopussy. They just let it go.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Well, one can be cocky.

Speaker 11 (49:22):
Yeah, well it's still borderline naughty, is it not? What
about the Chester?

Speaker 5 (49:29):
No, not at all.

Speaker 11 (49:30):
Okay, but let's move on here. We have a sporting
news to get to.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Well, no, we got one more, dear Bob and Tom
show as you talked about yesterday. Yes, I too, Tom.
On my drive home, I passed the giant glass building
where if you look over you can see yourself driving
your car on the highway.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
And I've added that if you can also see yourself
waving at yourself, it's going to be a great day
if you're doing it in the morning. Obviously.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
You know what it's a bad day is when you
wave at your reflection and it doesn't wait, nothing, there
something wrong.

Speaker 11 (50:01):
That means that means you see dead people.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
And he said, thanks to you, Tom. Today, for the
first time, I indeed looked over and saw myself. When
I saw my car, I quickly thought, oh, that's a
cool car. Oh wait a minute, that's my car. I
looked back forward just in time to see slowing traffic ahead.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Yeah, please be careful out there. It was a close one.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (50:25):
We were discussing what was it about, Not a numerology,
but oh people that are believers in horoscopes and that
sort of thing. And you asked me if I did
any of that, and I don't, except I do when
I drive by that mirrored building, I look to see myself,
and it's going to be a good day if you
see your reflection.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
I ever look at that building, I don't know what
it is. Maybe I don't want to start doing it.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Do you think a building like that has to file
like a variance because it's it's somewhat of a distraction.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
How many birds hit that there?

Speaker 6 (50:58):
And probably a lot?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Yeah, you know I would think.

Speaker 11 (51:01):
You know the building I'm talking about, it's a giant mirror.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
Yeah. I can't look into it. Anytime I look in
the mirror, I just want to make out with myself,
So I've really I had to remove all.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
The meal I'd like to speak on behalf of most
of the people in this room. I don't blame you.
I'm often making out with the mirror. You're amazing. Thank you, John,
Dear Bobbit top show. One more. This is for Josh.

Speaker 11 (51:21):
We all know your take on Chef.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
Boy r D. I enjoyed the REVELI very much.

Speaker 19 (51:25):
Me too.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
If it wasn't an excellent product, it would not sell
so well. I believe you made that point. Uh, Josh,
I'm waiting for for you finally to realize all you
have to do is fill Mason Jars with Chef Boy
r D product and then triple the price of the
local farmers market. There you go, done and done. Be

(51:50):
a refrigeration issue. That's from Josie there really isn't. I
mean the cans sit well, yeah, maybe if you open them.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
Well, let's call it, you know, botulism flavored ravioli or whatever.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
You can taste it.

Speaker 11 (52:05):
So if you eat botulism, does it tighten up your skin?

Speaker 8 (52:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I think it kills you.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
M smelling it. I think can kill you.

Speaker 11 (52:15):
Yeah, okay, this begins all caps. Tom is so right
on this one. Now this we were talking about tipping
lord and Uh, I mentioned that I do like to tip.
I don't really carry cash anymore, but I've started to.
Just like Josh, I mentioned that I particularly enjoy tipping

(52:37):
when you have a contest for tips where you have
two tip jarsh and it's kind of like voting.

Speaker 9 (52:46):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (52:46):
This is from Kristen in Appleton, Wisconsin. I go to
two coffee spots, one being a chain. They both have
two tip jars asking you to pick your favorite. For example,
one said favorite vacation the beach.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Or the mountains.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
All right, I forget the most recent one I went to.
It was particular rock and roll bands. It could be
Beatles versus Stones.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Oh that I noticed the Dave Clark five and Moby Grape.

Speaker 11 (53:16):
No, it was the Dave Clark five versus the Beatles.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
They really had that. Yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 11 (53:23):
I put if you'd heard of the bands, that's fun.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
How many people that went in there didn't know Dave
Clark five was many.

Speaker 11 (53:30):
That's because they're just not musically literate. That Dave Clark
five had some very nice songs.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I feel sorry for the person that picked that band.
They didn't get any tips that day.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
I bet I can go into that coffee shop and
pick out the guy insisted that Dave Clark five was
made part of that. He's the oldest guy in the building, sweeping.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Up in the back, but he was having fun.

Speaker 11 (53:54):
Doesn't that make you want to tip a little more?
Because you want to be part of the you want
to be a voter. I want to be one of
the guys voting. What would you put?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
What would your all between two things?

Speaker 4 (54:03):
You could do two jars?

Speaker 5 (54:03):
What would you put maybe maybe two Stephen King movies
versus that's kind of fun, vampires versus Yeah, sure, Yeah,
it's a boy.

Speaker 11 (54:13):
That's a tough one. The best Stephen King movie?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Mmm?

Speaker 6 (54:16):
I mean, because you've got the great dramas that are
based on you know, Shawshank and yeah, Green Mile Misery.
I mean those some of those have supernatural elements. The
uh yeah something Halloween would be really fun every day?
Wouldn't it get you to vote?

Speaker 8 (54:31):
Though?

Speaker 11 (54:31):
If you walked in and I'll wait a minute, I
gotta I gotta put in my three bucks here because
I want to vote for Shawshank, all right, right.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
I feel Josh is just going to say, you know,
why don't I just walk into the place and hand
them my wallet and you just take whatever you want
and then I'll just hand me my wallet back.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
I really do enjoy tipping good service, I really do.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
I think it's fun. It's fun.

Speaker 11 (54:53):
I just I prefer being able to do it on
the card.

Speaker 13 (54:57):
Now.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Oh yeah, sure, did that letter right say that they
have a Oh? She just said that there are two
places she goes that have that. Yeah, yeah, great coffee
places in Aplethon.

Speaker 11 (55:06):
And then she gave me some names for girl dogs
because one of my children asked me the other day
what's a good name for a girl dog? And I
made several suggestions. Then she goes, so we're gonna get one,
and I explained, we already have two boy dogs. Y, yeah,
we need a girl.

Speaker 8 (55:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (55:24):
Names Jeordie, Callista, Sienna, kit Gemma, Tulip or Sutton. They're
all good names.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Jordy is so cute.

Speaker 11 (55:33):
Sylvia Sylvia or Evelyn call her e.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
That's a cute name for dog.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Champagne. May like May m a E.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
I think of an old old lady May Lay May.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
May May was my grandparents neighbor, and I would often
go over and visit her because she was a widow.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Would she show you? Would she show your boofs?

Speaker 6 (56:02):
You know, she never did, no matter how often I begged.

Speaker 11 (56:06):
Gravity enough kind to them.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Ancient note and you were really young, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (56:14):
Yeah, on that note, coming up, Willie G, Patty G, Joe,
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(57:44):
aware of it.

Speaker 11 (57:44):
Yes, because if you were to vote for the Dave
Clark five, it will make you.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Baby.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
I think this was a great song.

Speaker 11 (58:03):
Yeah, it's okay, that's fun, kind of lost in the shuffle.
That's why when you go to the coffee shop and
they say vote for the band.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Today is the Dave Clark five day. Why not have
some fun?

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Think we could crash the Dave Clark five website and
they're just scratching their hair, going, what the hell is
going on. We should go on.

Speaker 11 (58:22):
I'm not sure how many of the Dave Clark five
are six feet under.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
I would at least think it's down to the Dave
Clark too, Yeah, or maybe one Dave Clark was the drummer. Yeah, yeah,
a fun band. We'll be moving on here coming up.
Like I said, we got al j Joe T al
j and Joe T Willie G. And that's not Al

(58:48):
Jolson Patty G.

Speaker 21 (58:50):
Well.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
I just don't want the listener to be confused by
all the al Jays. It's not Al Jardine, but it's
not Al Joelson. Al Jardine of course at the Beach Boys,
whose birthday was just a couple of days. The Beach
Boys wonderful? Would do beat Beach Boys versus Beatles?

Speaker 11 (59:05):
Who would you?

Speaker 6 (59:06):
Who do you put on the tip Beatles versus I would?

Speaker 5 (59:09):
I would absolutely get in the ring with Michael, you
would and beat him to brilliant, A colossal stuff that
comes out with Just be quiet, Mike, enjoy the dunes,
beach Boy. Okay, calm down, we are in the Rali

(59:31):
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Toms.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
All right, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 11 (59:39):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk, Josh Arnold.

Speaker 7 (59:43):
Hey, chick, a cos babe.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Willie Griswold joins us, going on, man, good, good warning,
I am chick.

Speaker 11 (59:51):
Hello Tom, Hello, Wilburt.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Hello everybody, my favorite nickname for Willie Wilbur will picture
day yesterday.

Speaker 9 (01:00:01):
Are you in town to get pictures today? I am
not in town to get pictures today.

Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
But you look so good. Oh you mean that?

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
That is very nice? That is very nice.

Speaker 11 (01:00:09):
I was just gonna say, you know, you're gonna be
doing your picture today, but you got to decide if
you want to keep the stash. I'm keeping the stash,
keeping the stash.

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
I got headshots without the stash. If you want those
shots exist, we got to get the new shots, the
stash shots.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Yeah, we had a great time yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
I was very nice.

Speaker 11 (01:00:27):
I was shocked and amazed. I think we're going to
post a handful of them.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
And Pauline, who was our photographer, Tom, could teach a
masterclass in patience. Imagine trying to idiots her being Russia.
We idiots her being Russian.

Speaker 11 (01:00:43):
She used to standing in line, Please mix smile.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Now you know I don't know where she got.

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
Look excite, she's been here forever.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I mean, what's with the accents.

Speaker 11 (01:00:55):
She's a Polish heritage.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
What's your problem.

Speaker 9 (01:00:59):
We were lucky to get her because usually bowls stalk cobboys.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
What does she bowl?

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
I don't know. I'm not sure she does. She's squared
out of baby Grandpa Tom.

Speaker 11 (01:01:13):
So we'll see if we get some of those pictures
posted Tom Junior. Okay, Willie's on his way to the
Louisville Comedy Club tonight for some live comedy. Then Saturday
it'll be Summit City Comedy Club in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Yes, sir, thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Is that known as the Summit City?

Speaker 20 (01:01:29):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Yeah, Fort Wayne?

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Great skiing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
A lot of city, a lot of a lot of
towns have names were not aware of, like the Guardian City, Cleveland, Ohio.
Well everybody knew that, Yeah, yeah right, But it was
the Forest City, didn't you make that point? Yes, the
home of a giant.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Grove of trees wasn't the Forest City?

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
And Star Trek.

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
It's a common mistake. Let's just move forward here. Do
we have anything of sporting interest over them?

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
I knew you were going to ask sooner or later.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
The NBA is close to finalizing another new format for
this season's All Star Game.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
Is this the story Tom just loves No?

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
This would include two eight man teams from the US
and one eight man team composed of international players, squaring
off and around robin tournament.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Filthy foreigners, I believe is what they want.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 9 (01:02:25):
If they really did that, if they lead in the film,
the jerseys would sell out. They looked so cool, if
they said, be awesome.

Speaker 11 (01:02:32):
Yeah, they're going to understand if the if the team
loses it, so of course, off to Alcatraz and the Everglades.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
According to the NBA release news release, there are seventy
percent American players and thirty percent international. What they wanted
to do was actually signify countries like from Cuba and Russia.
But Russia and Ukraine kind of screwed the.

Speaker 11 (01:02:58):
First idea they were. They were going to do it
by racial makeup, very very often with this guy's mixed race.
How much weird do we? How do we calculate that?

Speaker 12 (01:03:09):
Do we?

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
Does he have to run? They play for both.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Again insensitive, it'd be a fun time and the NBA
has you're on your own. The NBA has launched an
investigation into whether the Los Angeles Clippers used an endorsement
deal to get around the league's salary cap.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
This is unheard of.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
At the center of the probe is a twenty eight
million dollar agreement between star Kawhi Leonard and an environmental
startup called Aspiration Fund Advisor Aspiration Funded.

Speaker 19 (01:03:45):
Oh you know it?

Speaker 11 (01:03:46):
You mean you think this is a fake shell of
a company.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Leonard was reportedly promised seven million a year for four
years twenty eight mil, but there's no evidence he ever
promoted the company. The Time says the firm partly funded
by a fifty million dollar investment from Clippers owners Steve Boemer.
This stinks from the head. Okay, this can't be legal, right,

(01:04:14):
This might be a conflict of interest. The Clippers deny
any wrongdoing and say they welcome the investigation. If violations
are found, penalties could include slap on the wrist millions
in fines, although the last situation this find it ended
up being a two hundred fifty thousand dollars fine.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
I'd like to think that he's standing outside the building going, well,
we welcome the investigation, and you just hear shredders coming from.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
The windows and papers flying out.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
The window and people going, good god, eighty.

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
In the back of the shot.

Speaker 9 (01:04:48):
Just one eight hundred shred mid thousands of trucks pulling up.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
But seriously, what would two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
be to the third richest man in the world. Did
one hundred and fifty three billion dollars bucks?

Speaker 11 (01:05:04):
And he makes more than a billion a year and
on just on dividends from his Microsoft stock, So the
fines are meaningless. But it's it's the problem is it's
a it's a no show job, sure, so why why
it is not actually doing anything but they're paying him
seven million bucks?

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Any other teams do this?

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Well, it's just like the when the Astros got caught
cheating in baseball. Thank god, now we won't ever have
or before then had cheating in baseball.

Speaker 11 (01:05:31):
Thank goodness. We got the Astros.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
The lawmakers, who I mean, they're guilty of this all
the time, people who said that the NBA can't do this.

Speaker 9 (01:05:39):
Yes, how do they say it was straight? And in
this one it's just that they're actually paying the players.
But you know, some guys getting paid like that's I'm
not that mad about that. To be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
You know, there's some senator going but I just want
to pull it out the fun people I have Aspiration
Fun Advisor. These gentlemen are beyond repro I know because
I'm on the board, albeit an honorar repos.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
I mean that name is ridiculous. I mean, think about it.
What is it again, Aspiration Fun Advisor. That doesn't even
make sense?

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
Afa wow, okay, right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I'm gonna advise you how to have fun.

Speaker 11 (01:06:24):
Okay, well, good for Kwhy that's some serious cash. And
that's in addition to his regular salary, which is dozens of.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
Hundreds of million. And Atlanta and Chicago win in the
w NBA last night, and Scott Hansen has confirmed that
he's not only going to be back as.

Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
The announcer for the NFL rent so old.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
I'm not joking.

Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
I've never heard him sorry constantly. You think that Jack
is putting something on here. He sounds a little constipated.
Maybe Scott sounds even worse.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
Oh, let's look at Temple bar.

Speaker 16 (01:07:04):
I you have.

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
If you're you have to mute it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
You can't put up with the only thing hands Scott
Hansen ever did worth a damn.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
Yeah, he and his brothers.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
They were talented.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Yeah, hey, this was a catchy song. I don't care
what anybody said.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
It's such a good song.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Those are good looking kids, except that one. He's really
he's the ugly one. I thought they were all hot
just when they were young. Though, you have enough kids,
one of them is going to be ugly anyway. Excuse me,
excuse me, why are you looking over there? I'm not
the ugly kid. Instead of promising seven hours of commercial

(01:07:47):
free football and Willie are right, we saw Sam yesterday,
Hanson will now open the broadcast by saying, simply.

Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
Seven hours of Rudd's old football are regular.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
I can't tell you how accurate this is.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
If not on these I totally believe you. I think
Tom's annoyed by it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
The ads will not interfere. Scott says, of course he
held it at The show's a mission of capturing every moment.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
You think he's like that at the dinner table. Here's
what I don't understand.

Speaker 11 (01:08:20):
I always wonder that that's that's the question is I've
always about all those guys that talk like that.

Speaker 9 (01:08:25):
A great job. How would you pass the meat loaf
brought to you by and.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
By the way I'm anticipating sex. Let's knock it out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
All right, lap up the gravy, baby.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
And please someone explain this to me. I watched Unbothered,
and I enjoyed Red Zone for years with a gentleman
named Andrew Siciliano. He hosted a Red Zone I think
it was on the NFL Max subscription. I got that
instead of Scott has One. And I enjoyed mister Siciliano,
who works for the Browns Now I miss him terribly.

(01:09:06):
Well he'll but now it's can you help me, Tom?

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
They're gonna they have to run commercials. They got to
make some money.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
No I did, they're getting paid.

Speaker 11 (01:09:16):
I would expand on why they shouldn't run commercials, but
we have to take a break right now.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
And uh, look at you go.

Speaker 11 (01:09:23):
I'm surprised. I assume it'll be named. I wonder if
they've gone after red Bull they get the Red Bull Zone,
red Bull Zone something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
But uh, yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
Maybe tam Paks all very good.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Yeah, feminine Centric just brought an ass load of money
and they there's no way we could say no brought
to you by Modak.

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
At all.

Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
It's not like there's been thirty different scandals in the
NFL in the last five years that people keep pro
testing or whatever they want to do with ladies.

Speaker 11 (01:10:02):
If you're in the red zone, you need my doll?

Speaker 13 (01:10:06):
Is that?

Speaker 15 (01:10:06):
What is?

Speaker 11 (01:10:07):
Is what Midyl's for? They still do they shall advertise that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
I don't know. I'm sure they still they still have it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
I don't Can we find the Kathy Rigby commercial for
feminine hygiene?

Speaker 11 (01:10:19):
Probably that's going to require quite a bit of a setup.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Singing my doll, am I my dog?

Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
Did we do that?

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
B W?

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
There are a lot of scandals in the NFL, though. Yeah,
I thought I thought the whole kneeling thing went away.
But the other day I saw Travis Kelsey kneeling him
in front of some chick.

Speaker 9 (01:10:38):
Because we're still doing this and everybody's celebrating.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
At least he cut off that dumb afrol What do
you like to see these son of a bitches drummed
out of the country?

Speaker 11 (01:10:51):
All right, we are in the Ralli Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:10:56):
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Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
Hey, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. Willie Griswold's here morning.
There's Josh Arnold. Hi Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm chick Wighee.
Where you're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios? Hello town, Hello, chick?

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Got coming up?

Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
Joe Eisman? NFL great because the NFL season begins this evening.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
It really does have a creep factor to it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
Oh really, this is playing in the background while Bill's
sewing you some Yeah dress man.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
Are you ready for bingo?

Speaker 7 (01:11:50):
Mother?

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
And it cuts to a corpse upstairs?

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Mother, answer me, that's my mark.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
That's great stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:12:04):
Now we also have Al Jackson will be joining us
later this morning. Uh, and I believe Patty g is
coming back in. Willie g is here with us on
his way to the Louisville Comedy Club tonight for a
special show and then Saturday the Summit City Comedy Club
with a guest set for Megan Gaily. It looks like
that'll be cool coming up on Saturday. It gonna be
fun Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
And would you like to cornhole Tom? Well?

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
Are you asking me? Would I like to corn Old? Tom,
Thank you, he asked me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
But well, guess what this is stupid world record? Three friends,
very good friends from Idaho, I've said, against world record
for the longest cornhole shot using a sling shot.

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
Oh this is great.

Speaker 20 (01:12:54):
I love stuff like.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
They have the bean bag in the sling shot.

Speaker 11 (01:12:59):
And Joel Strasser, Luke Lauric and Garrett Smith launched bean bags.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
For half a day.

Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
This is the I mean eventually yes.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
At Meridian High School, before finally landing the record breaking
shot from one hundred and fifty one feet away. Now
they're calling this a toss. I don't think that a toss.

Speaker 11 (01:13:25):
No, it's it's sort of a kind of a catapult.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
Oh there we go like they do with the pumpkins.
We sure do.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:13:33):
Yeah, it's some kind of a what like giant rubber band.

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
They're just they're just totally I have one of those
sling shots.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
By the way, what do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Yeah, we can do everyone with it. Can we shoot
like apples out onto the road when cars go by? Yeah,
for rocks, because no food's waste. It really has to
land right in the hole.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
It does because it's not gonna if it hits the boards.

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
The board it bounces off.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
So when I saw the world's largest corn hole, very concerned. Oh,
maybe accommodate, Yeah, for sure. Andy Dick was Yeah, the
longest corn hole.

Speaker 11 (01:14:18):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
Are you done back then?

Speaker 11 (01:14:20):
Yeah, somewhere I think. I think you want to see
the longest corn hole, you have to go to Thailand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
I believe that's where they.

Speaker 9 (01:14:29):
But it's only a three three bucks to get in.
I think does an intermission?

Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
Yeah, desperately trying to change the situation. Oh, that's not right.
And I fell tonight and they're announcing some changes to
the Red Zone channel, including commercials this season for the
first time.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
What if we found out that like Bezos owns the
right to that song and we this show owes him, like.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Uh, and you guys were I don't know if you're
uh not believing my portrayal of Scott Hanson during the
broadcast what he's talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Yeah, I've never seen the Red Zone Minnesota.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Do we have some of mister Hanson? We do, And
what you'll hear is the actual play by play of
the actual broadcast. And then Scott jumps in, okay, and
he feels he feels the need to augment the broadcast
in some way. It'll be pretty obvious when Scott comes in.
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:15:26):
We'll go for two to make it a three point lead.

Speaker 17 (01:15:29):
Tough shotgun snap, Jalen Hurts feels, he throws and incomplete.

Speaker 7 (01:15:33):
And the kick is no good.

Speaker 17 (01:15:35):
In the Green Bay game, Mason Crosby mist again. We
are going into overtime between the Bengals and the Packers.
The Vikings bottom right hand corner of your screen. Greg
Joseph winds up for the game winning fifty more yarder
hand It is good and the Lions have their hearts broken.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Again.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
He must breathe through his ears.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
I don't He didn't go to bathroom. Muting is the
only muting is my only record.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Wait a minute, he doesn't go to the bathroom for
seven hours? Holds it? Maybe where's a diaper?

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
He probably he must, but.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
He sits there for seven hours and talks like that. Yep.

Speaker 11 (01:16:21):
I mean that it is too much what they say
about our culture.

Speaker 13 (01:16:25):
That.

Speaker 11 (01:16:26):
I mean that is like the most a d D.

Speaker 9 (01:16:28):
I liked it when I was in college and I
didn't have like actual cable you could get just that.
So that's why I would watch the games.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
I feel sorry for people who watch the red Zone
and really aren't that clear on the NFL and because
I watched it muted and I can follow it, Yes,
but I mean you're you rely on play by play something,
but not on this clown's watch.

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
I mean, I he sounds, he's energetic, he's uh, probably
knows what he's talking about. But man, that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
There is a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
He hasn't I get. Oh, you're going to defend.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
He but of course he loves him. His whole job
is talking over other people. They explain something. Tom Grizzle
are one in the.

Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
Same I couldn't do. I couldn't do what he does.
That's a very difficult job. He's got to be paying
attention to all those things at the same time. I
can barely focus on one thing at a time. What's
wrong with him? Going, okay, let's take a look at
Green Bay.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
All right? Oh, that kick is good and the lion's.

Speaker 11 (01:17:25):
Losing over to he doesn't want people to fall asleep.
Oh well yeah, yeah, I guess you're right again, Tom.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
And that's hard. It's a curse, really, yeah, it's a
burden standing up under the weight of my knowledge.

Speaker 11 (01:17:40):
Now you're this guy now because they're going to be
doing commercials, right Yeah? Is this going to be like
Nascar where they pop the commercial in and leave the
screen on?

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Yeah, I hope. So maybe this is because he had to,
but I was getting for he probably wouldn't think.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Thank god, they have had slides up in this, like,
you know, he'll be talking and the screen gets a
little smaller in the subway or whatever up there on
the screen. I thought that's all they were going to do.

Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
But yeah, that for a paid subscription type thing, and
it's not a teared deal. You can pay to have
no ads.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Well here's the thing. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:18:17):
You can't right now.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
I don't like it, and you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
I'd pay extra for He's a bluckhead looking guy.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
Yeah you know what, not.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Long, thank you, Christy. Not only is he loud, but
he's ugly. He's rectangle.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
What's his name again, Scott Hansen, and he gets handsy,
is what I've heard.

Speaker 20 (01:18:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
It's just that's not the dateline guy, right.

Speaker 9 (01:18:48):
No, that'd be cool, Scott Hansen.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
It's a red zone. But it's for all the guys that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:55):
You know, do you have any idea while you're here?

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
What's still six pack of beer?

Speaker 10 (01:19:01):
Four? He looked.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Yeah, he looks like a motivational speaker.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Yes, that's great.

Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
Yeah, really he's I mean, I guess he's handsome, but
you think they call him Scott handsome?

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
I appreciate the compliment.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Thanks, honey.

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
How's that for later?

Speaker 11 (01:19:20):
How's that sex coming? It's not going to be delivered
any time tonight.

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
I'm here, he is, he's uh, two hot women as
parentheses around him. He's really uh, he's encased. Good for Scotty?

Speaker 8 (01:19:34):
Good?

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:19:34):
Well, I think they have to make some money, right,
it's the NFL.

Speaker 9 (01:19:38):
I think that they're doing fine. Oh there, it's not
like it's like a kid's like lemonade stands, not raising
money for books or for a basketball team. It's for
the NFL.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
I think they could send every fan of every team
to a game all season long and still make billions
of dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Fifty four never been married.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
A confirmed I can't be tight down.

Speaker 9 (01:20:05):
This wollen wolf must walk alone.

Speaker 11 (01:20:08):
That number forty four is a sweet looking ask.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
I mean, and Scott, do you take Christy to be
your lawfully wedded wife?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
Not to be tethered.

Speaker 11 (01:20:27):
Well, is that sports?

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
He must have a lot of lozenges on hand. Oh yeah,
that's that's a really tough gig for him, though. Anybody,
I think you should be some sort of award.

Speaker 11 (01:20:38):
Yeah, okay, okay, that's It's unbelievable. Is this Does the
red zone take away from people actually watching the games?

Speaker 9 (01:20:46):
I don't think so. I don't think anyone's not watching
their game because they want to.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Absolute. I watched my game and then I go to
the red zone.

Speaker 9 (01:20:53):
Or I'll have reds on on my phone or the laptop.
That way I can see, like my fantasy guys are
doing well. I have a lot of people red zone
on their iPad. My fantasy guys, you mean your fantasy football,
all the.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
Men that I like to look at on my phone,
and they have all the games up all at once.
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
You can you can choose that if you don't, we
all secretly have fantasy gain.

Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
Sometimes they go they have the red zone quad box.

Speaker 9 (01:21:20):
Oh, the quad box is crazy. That's when four things
are happening at one time.

Speaker 15 (01:21:23):
The show booooo.

Speaker 9 (01:21:25):
Yeah, they start the game of the day with an octobox.
It's all eight games are in kickoff. It's I mean,
it's dumb, but I'm smiling like a kid right now.
It does make me very happy. I don't think Tom,
you'd care about you didn't like the three ring circuit.

Speaker 11 (01:21:36):
No, I've been on.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
No, I went on a record years ago. I can't focus.
I can't focus on anything. But if a three ring circus, Wait,
you got a lady.

Speaker 11 (01:21:45):
They're hanging by her hair and now we're being distracted
by a gorilla over here.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
And I mean, you know, all am, I supposed to know.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
That's so real.

Speaker 11 (01:21:55):
And octobox sounds like a James Bond cheap knockoff. Wow,
we had octopus and then we made octobox. You know,
try to keep up with that, you know, feminine hygiene
thing theme here.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
I think they've done the concept with hockey. NHL has
something so red zone, red zone concept, and they want
to bring it to college football. Imagine League baseball. Can
I just say all at once? Our culture doesn't know
the word enough. I think it's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
No, it's enough.

Speaker 11 (01:22:25):
It's overwhelming, but it's a distraction from the horrific reality
we live in.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 11 (01:22:32):
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:22:36):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Should catch any part of the show you missed later
today on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
All of you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
That really stunk it wasn't supposed to be there. Well,
I'm sorry. It's on my thing over here to show.

Speaker 11 (01:22:56):
Okay, we got to Hey, look, as chick Megee just said,
there are a lot of words out there. How can
we be expected to know all of it exactly? Come on,
we all have a word we can't say properly.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
You can't say municipal, munisipal, and now I really think
about it, Okay, I can't say not municipal like I
used to say.

Speaker 11 (01:23:14):
Yeah, bowl bowl, you have a bowl of cereal, and
you and and you go to Pamplona for the charging
of the bulls. There's something still wrong with you. What
you're saying, I don't know. It's my whole broadcast quality
voice saying commitment.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
One of the words I have trouble getting at him
in math, I probably saying this would it's kind of
called heterosexual.

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
Well, it's like having a fourth brother.

Speaker 11 (01:23:50):
I consider Josh, I consider Josh my my little brother
because I never had a little brother. Yeah we know,
I have two older brothers and a sister, but I
never I'm the one that voice got pounded.

Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
I thought you did have a little brother. No, it
was like a Kennedy situation though they sent him away.

Speaker 6 (01:24:07):
The bottom eyes.

Speaker 9 (01:24:08):
Josh, do you know what it's like when when your
dad makes a gay joke about you in front of
your friends who are also fourteen? And then I absolutely
do but yes, oh really, okay, oh yeah that I
would get that so much. Be like, they're already calling
me gay constantly. I don't need you doing it in
front of them. That's not gonna help my case at all.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
Bully Drone kids.

Speaker 9 (01:24:30):
Never pass up an opportunity for a good joke, no
matter who's yes. It's kind of Ruins and Dad.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
It's very similar philosophy. He was a very tolerant man,
of course, but he he he didn't often say gay,
but he would do the I haven't seen this in
a long time. He would let his wrist go very low.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
Yeah, oh yeah, yea oh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
He'd looked at somebody and go right through.

Speaker 6 (01:24:50):
The like if I said something like, oh, yeah, you know,
I've got a show choir practice. He might look at
somebody else and do the limp.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Well, that's beautiful.

Speaker 9 (01:25:00):
We were doing prom photos and everyone looks great at
Texas and you all are dressed in white. I think, no,
it's not one of those. We're all our dresses in
our tuxas.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
And he's all right. Everyone smile and he goes now,
hands up, very gay.

Speaker 7 (01:25:16):
All the parents about half the parents laughed.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
You kind of oh gosh, what is that?

Speaker 11 (01:25:22):
Trying to get everybody to chuckle.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
It's a good photo. That was like a mini focus group.
Some people go, hey, go get him Tom and others go,
this is horrible.

Speaker 11 (01:25:32):
Okay, Now we have a lot to get to today,
but I want to remind you of a couple things.
Willie g Tonight Louisville, Kentucky, Louisville Comedy Club, Go check
out the show live. Also Summit City Comedy Club in
Fort Wayne with special guest set with Megan Gaily coming
we find a Saturday. And then you brought in a

(01:25:53):
front of yours. I want to say in late February
of this year.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
Yeah, Tommy Brennan.

Speaker 11 (01:25:57):
Tommy Brennan and I just saw a couple days ago.
He is going to be one of the new cast
members of Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
He did it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Everybody he did it.

Speaker 11 (01:26:05):
Let's hear something funny about this. When when I saw
the article, I started, I just, you know, went down
the rabbit hole, and I noticed that in every picture
of Tommy Brennan, he's wearing the same uh what do
you call it?

Speaker 20 (01:26:17):
Lacks?

Speaker 11 (01:26:18):
Yeah, breaker, wind breaker, That's the word I'm looking for.
And so I went and I looked in my phone,
and when he was here, we took a picture.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
With him same wind breaker. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 11 (01:26:28):
It's if you go to our social media you can
see a picture.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
Maybe that's his comfort.

Speaker 11 (01:26:33):
No, I thought that I was just kind of funny.
I think it's it's I'm sure he's decided that's his look,
and he just looks perfect for SNL. But he's a
young guy, really good looking guy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
Hang on a second, tom you don't mean you think
he might be poor?

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
You can one jacket?

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Is that possible? Just one shabby wind breaker?

Speaker 11 (01:26:57):
You know, I hadn't thought of that possibility.

Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
But Josh, could he be poor? I don't I don't
want to think of something. I certainly don't want to
suspect that of anyone.

Speaker 11 (01:27:07):
He's a very successful young comedie.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
He could.

Speaker 11 (01:27:09):
I just he has he has his look. He's got
a luck and we all have our look. I tend
to dress the same in the same stuff pretty much
every day.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 11 (01:27:21):
It makes life a lot easier.

Speaker 20 (01:27:22):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Whatever you're saying, I know you've got you.

Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
Of course, you've got your nice jacket on today. That's
I thought we would hear a little bit of something
from Tommy. Does that sound reasonable to tell you?

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Boy?

Speaker 11 (01:27:38):
Okay, here he is. He was in our This is
from February of this year. Tommy Brennan. We've learned a
few things. You are from St. Paul, Minnesota. So you're thirty,
but you look eighteen. Interesting. Do you have a a girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
You have married?

Speaker 11 (01:27:52):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
I'm gonna yeah, I've got a girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
Just hit a year.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Right, Oh, you've got to get.

Speaker 16 (01:27:59):
Out of it.

Speaker 21 (01:28:02):
We're fighting a lot. Okay, we're gonna make it. Yeah,
it's good.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Call her a woman a lot. Okay, and try this one.
You're not a bitch, you're just acting like one. How
about I.

Speaker 9 (01:28:13):
Always say acting like I've thrown that out there, So
that's helping.

Speaker 11 (01:28:18):
Yeah, that's a great line that always wanted. Did you
meet Did you meet her in a traditional manner? Or
was this one of those internet online.

Speaker 9 (01:28:27):
We met in real life?

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Okay, good, that's I think it might be traditional now, yeah, sadly,
that's so weird.

Speaker 21 (01:28:34):
Sadly, But Tommy, you met yours in real life, as
you said, met mine in real life. I had gotten
off the apps. Yeah, I didn't like the dating apps.
I saw my cousin on Tinder.

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
How was that date?

Speaker 21 (01:28:45):
Well, yeah, it was the problem is that we we
had to see each other in person then, and then
she was like I saw you, and she's like, what
if I accidentally swiped right? I was like, we would
have matched balls in your cordney now, so I deleted
Tinder after that. We met in real life, me and
my at a bar girlfriend family reunion. But now she's

(01:29:11):
a she's a comic as well. So yeah, so we
were friends for like four years and then uh and
then and then started things up when I moved to
New York.

Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
Cool.

Speaker 11 (01:29:19):
Yeah, does she fixed her jokes for you?

Speaker 21 (01:29:21):
I would say she's the inspiration for some yeah's answer.

Speaker 10 (01:29:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:29:26):
We get in a fight and then I walk away
after I lose, and then I write it down. It
just it's never worth winning the fight. You know, have
you ever won an argument against your girlfriend or wife
and then been like, Wow, the vibes in here are great.

Speaker 9 (01:29:43):
I'm happy with my behavior.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
He's crying.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
I called my boys to celebrate. Yeah, I won this time.
She thinks all the points I made were really really smart.

Speaker 11 (01:29:51):
Yeah, there you go, Tommy brennand he's gonna be on SNL.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:29:55):
Yeah that's great, very cool cool. Yeah, very nice guy.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
We'll never hear from him again.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
Had he auditioned when he had been in here in February?

Speaker 9 (01:30:05):
I don't think so. But I texted him. I was like, hey, man, congratulations,
and then he did text back. It's a nice guy
because I'm sure you're getting one million of these. Don't
even feel the need to he rules. I'm very happy.

Speaker 10 (01:30:17):
Yeah he is.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
He did reply, which is because he replied to me too. Yeah,
but he's a new phone who dish, very very nice.
Who is Let's see now look around the room and
I see coming up. Oh we got Joe Feisman is
going to be our guest. NFL Great NFL starts tonight
about comedian l. Jackson will be joining us a little.

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
Bit later on.

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
They have posted a picture of you and your cowboy
hat from Picture day last. Oh, look at that.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
That picture is amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
That picture is amazing. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:30:49):
Who is that guy that looks like Kevin Costner's double?

Speaker 9 (01:30:54):
Is that for your book called Corralling Moron?

Speaker 8 (01:30:57):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:30:57):
I like that title, Corraling the Morons Herding Cats?

Speaker 7 (01:31:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:31:02):
What have you?

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Have?

Speaker 8 (01:31:03):
You?

Speaker 13 (01:31:03):
Ever?

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
Has there ever been a hotter picture taking a tom?

Speaker 13 (01:31:06):
No on?

Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
Christy doesn't even know what.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
To do with it.

Speaker 17 (01:31:10):
I have it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
I shared it to my story and I just put
my boss. I didn't even know what to write.

Speaker 8 (01:31:14):
I have that.

Speaker 11 (01:31:14):
I have that mean look because I currently have a
medical issue that's really putting me in a lot of pain.
So if I look like I'm in pain, I am.

Speaker 12 (01:31:21):
You.

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
You look at that and you automatically think he's got
a rancho and twelve inches long?

Speaker 16 (01:31:27):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:31:29):
Did you know that from the picture it looks like
you're gonna sell me some low tea meds. I want
to be that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Kelly's got to put that on her nightstand.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
Oh yeah, that that won't happen.

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
That's a great U.

Speaker 9 (01:31:44):
Last night she had to go run out and do
a bunch of stuff and do an airport running stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:31:49):
So I went. I went to Betterly because I'm not
really feeling right and I and I wake up in
the middle of light and I, oh, there, she's right
next to me.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 11 (01:31:58):
It's a large white gold and retrieversing. He's not supposed
to be in the bed, yeah, mister Fletcher, like, what
are you doing here?

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
But I didn't.

Speaker 11 (01:32:10):
I'm not in any condition to throw them off the bed,
so I just go, okay, roll over and let her
deal with it. Then I wake up this morning. There's me,
there's mister Fletcher, and there's Kelly. So she decided I'm
too tired to deal with this too. And then our
nine year old girl was sleeping in the dog bed
on the floor. And I'm not making any of that up. Yea,

(01:32:30):
she loves that, doesn't She loves that dog bed. They
have human dog beeds. Yeah, we bought a human dog
bed and it's She keeps it up in a room,
but when she won, she drags it downstairs, brings it
into our room.

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
Wonderful.

Speaker 11 (01:32:44):
And then if she's not in it, the dog is
in it. She then occasionally they're both in it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
She's a weird little girl. She's very odd.

Speaker 11 (01:32:52):
I told you you didn't hear about this scam.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
So we're we're.

Speaker 11 (01:32:57):
We're traveling over the weekend, and it's brilliant heart system.
What's a good name for a girl dog? You know
I love naming stuff, So you know, we're and we
were standing in line at the airport. You go, I
got like a Kiki or Kochie, And then I asked
who your favorite TV people? And come up with all
these names, and then she I finally get She goes,
oh yeah, I like that one. Daddy, Hey mom, we're
getting another dog?

Speaker 12 (01:33:17):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:33:18):
I didn't agree to that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
I was surprised that when you asked who are your
favorite TV people? She wanted to name her dog Hannity.
She's only she's only eight.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
She wants to start Fletcher and Friends at the house.
She thinks it'll be fun La night.

Speaker 11 (01:33:35):
I just hope there aren't kids out there that love
that stuff. Oh yeah, be just awful, or you spent
your childhood watching Meet the Press.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
Have some fun.

Speaker 11 (01:33:48):
For God's sake, turn the TV off. Don't let them
watch that. I don't care what your pology. Don't let god,
I'm not let him have some fun, the dogs, sleds, anything. No,
the NFL season is starting to thaky. Do we have
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I'm sorry half a touchdown?

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Speaker 6 (01:35:21):
It's good to be right.

Speaker 11 (01:35:23):
Ah my motto, it's good to be right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Yeah, you love that.

Speaker 15 (01:35:27):
I love that.

Speaker 11 (01:35:29):
Coming up, we've got today in history, We've got Joe
Thaisman NFL great, Al Jackson comedian, and Christy Lee will
be at the Silent Insurance News desk with exciting news
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(01:35:54):
I guess that, more affair and how to avoid getting roids.
We'll let you know when we returned to the Oley
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bomb and Tom.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
Welcome back to the Bomb and Tom Show. Christy Lee.
Over there at the news desk, there's Willie Griswold, Josh Harden.

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
I'm about to do something I've never done in my life.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
All right, hold hold that thought, as Cosby, I'm Chick McGee.
We're in the O'Reilly auto parts store.

Speaker 7 (01:36:24):
And what is it?

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
Hold that thought?

Speaker 11 (01:36:25):
You should we should all come up with a joke.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
Yeah yeah, you've just you've just set yourself up to
be you said, you said, what was your introduction?

Speaker 6 (01:36:34):
I'm gonna I'm gonna do something I've never done before
in my life.

Speaker 11 (01:36:39):
A look at a man and not less.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
After it, apologize to all Right, we're on the board.

Speaker 11 (01:36:44):
I'm gonna say, Now, this isn't me, this is the format.
That's okay, okay, you wrap up leftovers.

Speaker 6 (01:36:53):
I know this is all fair.

Speaker 7 (01:36:55):
This is all I.

Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
Was going a different round, but still mean. Apologize to
a woman. Yeah, yeah, I've spent too much time doing
christ you have one well, I was going to say,
not eat this last piece of pizza?

Speaker 8 (01:37:11):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
I see all right, I got it. I got one more,
one more, one more.

Speaker 11 (01:37:18):
It's very obvious. It's it's a hack. But go ahead. Now,
what's the set up again?

Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
I'm going to try something I've never done before in
my life.

Speaker 11 (01:37:24):
Watch a porno to the end.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
I get sleepy too, do you?

Speaker 6 (01:37:29):
Guys were all quite quite good.

Speaker 9 (01:37:31):
You do that, psychos. Honestly, if you're watching it to
the end, there's a problem with you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
True.

Speaker 11 (01:37:39):
That does remind me of something I was talking to
my twelve year old about taking tests. Will this is
kind of boring, but I'll try to make it quick.
I will never forget this one exam where I was sitting.
It was in mister Marx's room in junior high school,
and they they passed out this test, and you know,
I sat down and it was kind of a surprise thing,

(01:38:00):
and I was really concerned about it. And the first
question was I'd be sure to read the entire test before.
Of course didn't. I sat there frantically filling it out,
and I kept seeing people walking up and handing him
the test, and of course if you read the whole thing.
The last things was, don't fill this out, just bring
it up to the front. And that was always a
lesson for me. Hey, if it says maybe if you

(01:38:23):
follow the instructions, yes, and to this day. As you know,
if you know me, I never follow instructions and I
never read manuals.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
No I didn't.

Speaker 11 (01:38:32):
I keep reminding myself. Why don't I remember to do that?

Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
I follow? I have a follow up.

Speaker 11 (01:38:36):
This was the hurry up version of your story. Yeah,
it's a lesson though, to be learned. So anyway, Josh,
what are you going to do that you've never done
before in your life?

Speaker 8 (01:38:46):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:38:47):
I was going dunk this toast into my coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
Wait a second, are you sure you're ready for that?

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
I think I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:38:54):
I mean I've been waiting forty seven years this piece
of toast for an hour.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
It's been an excellent.

Speaker 11 (01:38:59):
Piece of Oh wait a minute, now, you haven't had
that piece of coast in your hand for an hour,
have you?

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
Kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
You toasted it about an hour?

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:39:09):
Yeah, this is though.

Speaker 11 (01:39:10):
This is the longest time food.

Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
He's got a little stiff, I'll be honest. So I thought, oh,
maybe i'll soften it up here with coffee. I'm dunking crazy, right,
Not many people do.

Speaker 11 (01:39:22):
You're ruining it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
You're getting crumbs in your coffee.

Speaker 11 (01:39:24):
You're ruining it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:25):
Yeah, there's no reason to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:28):
It's off.

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
Now you've ruined your toast and your coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
It's like crunchy and soggy at the same time. It's
a texture name.

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
It was a real mistake.

Speaker 11 (01:39:39):
We now know what is your favorite? Your favorite breakfast, Christy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
My favorite breakfast.

Speaker 11 (01:39:44):
You go out, you can order anything you want. Oh
can I guess?

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Yeah, a piece of avocado toast. It is good, but
that wouldn't be a.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
Toasted slightly a virgin avocado. He is being mean.

Speaker 9 (01:39:58):
But one time I walked in here, you were eating
three raising nets on a piece of paper.

Speaker 21 (01:40:01):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
I always have four raisin I only take four at
a time.

Speaker 11 (01:40:04):
Four what a pig? Four raisin nets. That's gonna take
an hour at the gym.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
Eggs over easy, sour dough, toast and bacon and ash
brown hash brown cast role. I kind of like mine,
little limper.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Mm No, that's the wrong way to like.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Crispy bacon.

Speaker 5 (01:40:19):
Josh, your favorite.

Speaker 6 (01:40:20):
Back, I'm gonna say, uh, scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon,
two sausage links and uh.

Speaker 5 (01:40:31):
Sight of deep dish pizza. Four biscuits, two biscuits with gravy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
some home fries and then a piece of French toast
stacked on a pancake stacked on a waffle.

Speaker 11 (01:40:50):
Wow, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:40:51):
I found my I had no idea I rediscovered maybe
think of you, Tom. I rediscovered waffles over the weekend.
I was so excited. I got a really great, awful yeah,
real thick one over easy, two eggs over easy, crispy bacon. Man,
it was the best. It's nice.

Speaker 11 (01:41:06):
It's first to rediscover something. Yeah, it is off the air.
I was just saying I'd had a toast for the
first time in months over the weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:41:14):
It was this is great. Really, I should do this
all the time. It really can be a treat.

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
Know how to live?

Speaker 14 (01:41:19):
Do Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
Let me ask you someone your toaster? Now, do you
do you have to push a lever down to get
your toasted toast?

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
I have a toaster. I'm in conventional of it. You
don't have to down.

Speaker 8 (01:41:31):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:41:31):
I just put the toast in and it lowers it
by by itself.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
I don't. Can you adjust like how toasted it is?
On your phone?

Speaker 11 (01:41:37):
Oh yeah, I mean yeah, our culture needed that.

Speaker 9 (01:41:41):
I think.

Speaker 11 (01:41:41):
Thank god I can take my phone to help him
to make my toast.

Speaker 7 (01:41:44):
Oh you don't have one?

Speaker 11 (01:41:45):
Is there is there?

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
Let me ask you this, is there a password for
your toaster?

Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
Well, if you count the password to my WiFi, yes,
that's an incredible dude.

Speaker 13 (01:41:54):
Yeah, you just put a Wi Fi enabled toaster. Well, yeah,
it's twenty twenty five. It's hammertime. Come on, you gotta
get on this. It's in and it's a man. Every
piece of toast is perfect. I've never made I want
to hear about my house.

Speaker 11 (01:42:11):
Bagel Boom, never burned a piece of toast.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
I don't ever made toast at your house toasted like coffee.
It's out there.

Speaker 11 (01:42:20):
Yeah, do you own a toaster? Probably? But is there
a toaster of my house?

Speaker 10 (01:42:24):
Now?

Speaker 9 (01:42:24):
Remember one time we want to make toaster strude and
then we didn't have a toaster and made in the microwave,
and then my friend Eric beat me up, and then
you walked in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (01:42:31):
He was beating me up because he didn't have a
toaster toaster.

Speaker 9 (01:42:34):
Yeah, it was a really specific injury.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
Are you in a gang.

Speaker 12 (01:42:42):
O?

Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
Let me ask you some money. Last time I was here,
you didn't have a toaster.

Speaker 11 (01:42:47):
You guys convinced me and I've got one of those
air air fry.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
That's great. I love you don't have a toaster oven?

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
I doubt it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:42:53):
I never looked around.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
But that's nice.

Speaker 11 (01:42:57):
Everybody's had their nice.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
I want to know what kind of toast I'd.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
Rather not say, Tom.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
Are you a biscuits and gravy man?

Speaker 5 (01:43:04):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:43:05):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:43:05):
Interesting?

Speaker 5 (01:43:06):
Now do you do you look down on biscuits and gravy?
Do you consider that pedestrian? Do you consider that white trash?

Speaker 12 (01:43:12):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:43:12):
But I mean if you eat biscuits and gravy when
you look down, you can't see your penis because you're
so fat. No, I don't think that's uh be a
special treat. Yeah, I mean like once a year maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
But somewhere someplace had the Lumberjack breakfast and I would
order it all the time. I forget what it was
but where it was, but it was called the Lumberjack
and I would get it and it was just a
ton of It was essentially a breakfast buffet serve for you,
and I would get it and then I went, you know,
this meal is.

Speaker 6 (01:43:40):
Appropriate for a lumber jack.

Speaker 15 (01:43:44):
I'm not doing.

Speaker 5 (01:43:45):
My problem is I'm not doing any of the Lumberjack
things during the rest of my day, and so it's
just I'm just saving.

Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
It all in my body.

Speaker 9 (01:43:53):
You're not even jumping one tree down, save a whole forest,
going in anything, well, swinging syrup over some pancakes, good
blaze on top of that.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
Now I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:44:05):
I've had it with the password thing. If your toaster
needs a password, I'm out everything everything needs it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
I can't wait to stand it. I will eventually own
this toaster. I love toasting things.

Speaker 11 (01:44:15):
Don't you have the hot dog toaster?

Speaker 5 (01:44:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:44:17):
Yeah, yeah, it has two slots for buns and then
it has four slots. Maybe it's just I forget, but
it has some cylindricle.

Speaker 11 (01:44:31):
Cylindric slots or the hot dogs. Do they fit in vertically?

Speaker 4 (01:44:35):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:44:35):
Yeah, yeah, and you'd be surprised they don't drip, really
they don't. Yeah, everything's good.

Speaker 15 (01:44:41):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:44:42):
That probably impresses the ladies.

Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
They are often I I mean, I take them home.
My hot dog toaster seals the deal. Ah yeah, it
does the heavy.

Speaker 11 (01:44:52):
And it does match I'm sure there's like three hot
dogs and three bun holders. I assume it's not unlike.

Speaker 7 (01:44:56):
You know, sometimes the buzz don't match up with the
no have you noticed this?

Speaker 11 (01:45:05):
One of my favorite hack premises of all time. It
is something Isn't that so good? That's a good time
not to reveal a little bit of history before we
get to Christy Lee news are you. I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I've got a quiz to start things off.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
Time now for today in history, and we have a
quiz today to start things off.

Speaker 11 (01:45:21):
And it's a it's kind of a two parter.

Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
Two part quiz.

Speaker 7 (01:45:24):
The first part is.

Speaker 11 (01:45:26):
Four September sixteen eighty two. This astronomer discovered a comet
that would be named after him, Christy.

Speaker 6 (01:45:33):
Who is it?

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
Hailey? Harold?

Speaker 8 (01:45:37):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:45:37):
Bill Haley?

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
You want to three o'clock four?

Speaker 4 (01:45:41):
Except except it is pronounced hell Ally's comment.

Speaker 11 (01:45:44):
Yeah, everybody gets it wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
I just saw Hely's comt you wait, nice one of the.

Speaker 11 (01:45:54):
I wish you were a singer fall time like a
nice shiny nice shiny bucks shine.

Speaker 5 (01:45:59):
Now it was that a issue was shown.

Speaker 11 (01:46:01):
It's the name of this fellow you'd liket to.

Speaker 5 (01:46:03):
This is shining down the band never Sir.

Speaker 11 (01:46:08):
Edmund, Hillary Gillory Hallie. It is pronounced Halle's. I bet
he got Hillary's mail, Yeah, he got Hillary Edmund Hillary's
mail and really in sixteen.

Speaker 5 (01:46:20):
Eighty two, Sir Edmund, Sir Edmund, Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:46:25):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (01:46:26):
Comes round whatever? He's seventy years or something.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
We just had it, remember, do we really? Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:46:31):
This is an easy one. Nineteen eighty eight?

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Excuse me?

Speaker 11 (01:46:34):
Eighteen eighty eight and Jesus can we give this to
somebody who can read?

Speaker 4 (01:46:40):
You got the look?

Speaker 11 (01:46:41):
Scott Hansome?

Speaker 7 (01:46:43):
No are you treating already?

Speaker 16 (01:46:45):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:46:46):
What if you were replaced on this show by Scott?

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
I would never know.

Speaker 11 (01:46:51):
I understand he's very well versed in sports. This guy
panted the first role film camera.

Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
This is amazing.

Speaker 11 (01:47:00):
Oh it's one of the land at East Georgies.

Speaker 9 (01:47:02):
Christie once again a big winners.

Speaker 4 (01:47:07):
Also we talk about that, how often do we know
who invented say cheese?

Speaker 6 (01:47:14):
The French?

Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
But they.

Speaker 11 (01:47:18):
I mean, where did that come from?

Speaker 4 (01:47:19):
No cheese? Can you go find out about it? Probably
the cheese lobby wanted to get intro introduced into society.
Does that work if you say cheese?

Speaker 6 (01:47:26):
Yeah, it makes a smile.

Speaker 4 (01:47:27):
It does, say cheese cheese? No, you're you didn't say
cheesey cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:47:34):
You know what makes a smile?

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
It makes a smile because we laugh because people say,
say cheese. It's such a hall it's a hack premise.

Speaker 6 (01:47:40):
It's because your mouth forms a smile.

Speaker 4 (01:47:44):
Cheese.

Speaker 7 (01:47:45):
Don't say cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:47:46):
When you say cheese, people go cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:47:49):
Cheese, cheese.

Speaker 11 (01:47:51):
And again with Chick, you can't see his teeth.

Speaker 6 (01:47:53):
You saw them, just fine.

Speaker 5 (01:47:54):
You're going to see your teeth them in your hand.
You're gonna be added along a curve.

Speaker 11 (01:48:02):
And you and Edward Norton are going outside. Okay, Chick McGee,
here's the question. Eighteen ninety three.

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
Hit me baby.

Speaker 11 (01:48:09):
Uh, she writes the story of Peter Rabbit.

Speaker 13 (01:48:14):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:48:14):
Beatrix Potter very good. That's a great name.

Speaker 7 (01:48:18):
I knew that.

Speaker 6 (01:48:18):
What what if somebody Jeopardy did that for everything?

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
I would.

Speaker 7 (01:48:31):
I'd watch every so that that would be for.

Speaker 11 (01:48:35):
That would be a terrific SNL s hip.

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
I knew that.

Speaker 6 (01:48:38):
Everybody knows that.

Speaker 7 (01:48:40):
Oh you're not gonna give it the whole. I should
get some of the money.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
I didn't know it. You guys, you don't ever hear
the name Beatrix. That's a great name.

Speaker 5 (01:48:47):
Oh you could go you can go be or you
can go trixy.

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
Yeah, oh yeah, Beatrix.

Speaker 11 (01:48:53):
That'd be a good name for a dog. Beatrix, Yeah, Beatrix.

Speaker 5 (01:48:56):
There's a character on Call the Midwife Tricksie, and her
name's bea Trixy. I haven't never watched the British show. Actually,
you know, the art of being a midwife is called
mid with hery.

Speaker 11 (01:49:11):
It sounds like a bad smell, doesn't as it is?
Perhaps you don't want, you don't have what it takes
to practice mid with her.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
You watch this show.

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
I was beaten to a pulp until all right, I'll
watch it, and now I can't. I've seen every single episode.
I love it so much.

Speaker 11 (01:49:34):
Who's the most famous Trixie out there?

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Tricksy Trixie Mattel is a famous drag queen. Yes, she's
very good. Yeahri Mittel.

Speaker 6 (01:49:42):
Girlfriends like her?

Speaker 9 (01:49:43):
You got That sounds crazy to say, but if you
like girl like, oh my god, look at this funny video.

Speaker 4 (01:49:48):
I think I saw her. I think I saw her concert,
so to speak.

Speaker 9 (01:49:52):
By the way, when I said girlfriends like her, it
just sounded like I was lying and calling my boyfriend
a girlfriend, right when I was like, no, actually, all
girls know about drag weeds.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
Now, are you sure this is a girl you're talking about?

Speaker 11 (01:50:04):
Where this will get Hick Angry. In nineteen fifty and
twelve newspapers, the comic strip Beatle Bailey.

Speaker 6 (01:50:13):
Debut The Gentle Humor of Beetles.

Speaker 11 (01:50:17):
I'm a huge fan.

Speaker 5 (01:50:21):
One.

Speaker 4 (01:50:21):
What the army the only guy? Yeah, he's in the army.

Speaker 6 (01:50:26):
Oh, look at this.

Speaker 5 (01:50:27):
Although the only thing that's funny is the sarge looks
exactly like his dog.

Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
Yeah, that is good.

Speaker 6 (01:50:33):
That's a good gag. Yeah, look at this.

Speaker 5 (01:50:37):
Beatless in Trouble in the Comics. Wait a second, he
misunderstood the order. You remember the name of his dog.

Speaker 11 (01:50:45):
No, great dog name, Auto?

Speaker 4 (01:50:47):
That's right, O T T O. Auto.

Speaker 11 (01:50:49):
You don't care that another that's a great dog name.
Maybe we should get another dog.

Speaker 4 (01:50:55):
That's not a girl's name. Auto.

Speaker 5 (01:50:57):
We can get a dog for We got to get
to nobody.

Speaker 12 (01:50:59):
Go.

Speaker 4 (01:51:00):
Your girlfriend drove off?

Speaker 11 (01:51:03):
No, that trusted me?

Speaker 5 (01:51:04):
That one I thought you said said she was gonna shoot.

Speaker 15 (01:51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:51:07):
Whatever, we have to conclude this episode of today in History.
But not even not even close to being done.

Speaker 5 (01:51:14):
I knew that, knew that, I knew that.

Speaker 11 (01:51:19):
Okay, what did Pearl Jim do in the State of
nineteen ninety one?

Speaker 6 (01:51:22):
Released ten ten?

Speaker 11 (01:51:23):
That's right, The greatest hits.

Speaker 4 (01:51:24):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 5 (01:51:27):
That's not true.

Speaker 11 (01:51:28):
There's a bunch of others than that. The Goat album's good.
Whatever that's called. Tennis Purchas ten is a great album.
It is a great Now let's see now I geology
has it's a hits. Right now, it's time to tell
me what's coming up in the news.

Speaker 5 (01:51:42):
Christie Lee, Spin the Black Circle, you'd have that one.

Speaker 4 (01:51:45):
Get your powerball jackpot tickets out? Well, there was not
a big winner last night. Get more. Yeah, we gotta
spend more money. Vampire energy. Is it draining you? We'll
talk about that more. Hemorrhoids in the news, A.

Speaker 11 (01:51:59):
Really interesting hemorrhy story. If you've got hemorrhoids, don't go anywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:52:02):
Oh news about piles.

Speaker 20 (01:52:03):
Do you know them?

Speaker 4 (01:52:05):
You may get them if you don't do this.

Speaker 5 (01:52:06):
I you know they say you should be in the moment,
be here now. Yeah, be grateful. I am grateful that
I've never been affected by hemorrhoids. And I don't know
how because I have a sedentary job right basically very
lazy and never had anything.

Speaker 11 (01:52:24):
That what causes roids?

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
Well, you can said truck drivers will get them straining
A straining one when you ago.

Speaker 11 (01:52:31):
It has something to do with contemporary electronics. Oh, in
the world of roids right.

Speaker 5 (01:52:36):
Now, putting your iPod up your butt?

Speaker 6 (01:52:38):
Is that the answer?

Speaker 11 (01:52:39):
Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
Okay, Well, you're don't have to do the story now.

Speaker 11 (01:52:44):
Did you know that it only works with a with
an iPhone sixteen though you got to buy the new
one seventeen. Well the software update, then it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:52:52):
Okay, good.

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Speaker 5 (01:55:10):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy
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Speaker 11 (01:55:32):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. Now we were doing kind
of a quiz form of it today in history and
I want to get back to that. But something was
bugging me.

Speaker 6 (01:55:42):
What's that?

Speaker 11 (01:55:44):
And I'll try to make this clear. I was playing
the game. I played the game Connections online. It's from
It's sort of like it's along with the same group
with wordle I play it every day, and it's it's obsessed.
It's I'm really there're five words at all Connects so
or something. Yeah, you have to make these connections, and
I'm just really upset about what I did get it. Yeah,

(01:56:07):
there's four groups and they they give you all these words.
You look at the words, you try to put them
into groups before. It's fairly simple. Okay, so but you
have if you get the first three, then automatically get
the last one obviously, because okay, but here's the point.
This was this was one of the answers. Go ahead,
and I want to see if anyone knows what this
is about.

Speaker 4 (01:56:26):
It said.

Speaker 11 (01:56:28):
The answer was worn by earring.

Speaker 4 (01:56:31):
Magic can, earring magic Ken.

Speaker 11 (01:56:35):
Do you know who earring magic Ken is?

Speaker 4 (01:56:37):
You have to be a Barbie Doll can.

Speaker 11 (01:56:40):
That's correct, but yeah, and that was the answer.

Speaker 7 (01:56:44):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:56:45):
The clues were earring mesh shirt, necklace and pleather vest.

Speaker 5 (01:56:51):
Yeah, you would have gotten that.

Speaker 4 (01:56:53):
I think I did. Yeah, chick wasn't listening until just now.
He kind of nailed it.

Speaker 11 (01:56:59):
Actually, So what you were aware of earring magic Ken? Well,
Ken gives it away kind of what else would it.

Speaker 4 (01:57:05):
Be, right, did you think it was?

Speaker 13 (01:57:06):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:57:07):
No, no, no, no, Ken was the answer. It doesn't
tell you Ken. All the clues were were earring, mesh shirt, necklace,
and pleather vest.

Speaker 4 (01:57:13):
That's not how you presented it.

Speaker 5 (01:57:15):
Yeah, I know I was.

Speaker 11 (01:57:16):
I didn't I should have given it.

Speaker 5 (01:57:17):
Oh, well, it would have been more difficult. Yeah, did
you get it or was it just the last thing?
I did get it? But you're right, I think it
was the last one, the purple one.

Speaker 11 (01:57:26):
Yeah, that that's just a who would know what that?
Apparently that was like a in the sixties they released
a Ken doll that became a gay icon.

Speaker 4 (01:57:34):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (01:57:35):
I'm not aware of that either.

Speaker 11 (01:57:36):
Yeah, there's a whole story about it. But then then
it was pulled off the shelves and what a weird clue.
I don't think anybody would know that. Well, back to
our birthdays. This is a tougher one.

Speaker 4 (01:57:47):
Is that you just wanted to kind of complain about. Yes,
I want to.

Speaker 11 (01:57:51):
I want someone to justify that.

Speaker 9 (01:57:52):
Do you think that Will Schwartz listens to this and
he's gonna change wordle and change the OKU, change connections
by what you say on this.

Speaker 11 (01:57:59):
Well, yeah, he's the editor. Next time I see Will Shorts,
I'm gonna tell him for the fiftieth time the abbreviation
for microphone is M I C.

Speaker 4 (01:58:07):
Now m I K E.

Speaker 11 (01:58:08):
They got it wrong again two weeks ago. Come on,
we'll get it right. I love that guy a bit. Okay,
all right now this this is my well dag onner.
Is that today's Yeah, I can't do I don't want
to do today. Okay, Christy Lee, Yes, you're the car
lady around here. You love your cars.

Speaker 4 (01:58:27):
Do you know who?

Speaker 11 (01:58:28):
William Lyons is born in this state in nineteen oh one.

Speaker 5 (01:58:32):
You could never believe a word he said.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
No lion.

Speaker 6 (01:58:38):
They call them Bill Bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:58:43):
Doesn't have a lion as the logo. The founder of Jaguar.
Oh well it should have been a lion, not a jaguar.

Speaker 11 (01:58:51):
Yeah, that's not how you go jag.

Speaker 5 (01:58:55):
You say Jaguar, say it?

Speaker 15 (01:58:58):
Did?

Speaker 4 (01:58:59):
I did Jaguar?

Speaker 6 (01:59:00):
Oh it's jag.

Speaker 11 (01:59:02):
It's an English car, not French and it's war not wire.

Speaker 5 (01:59:05):
Yeah. Jaguarre Uar, Jaguar. They're awesome. Car, They're so cool.
Let's see now.

Speaker 11 (01:59:14):
Happy birthday to John Demaggio. Anybody Joe's brother? Nope, missus coffee? No,
wait a minute, another good guess.

Speaker 6 (01:59:25):
I never.

Speaker 11 (01:59:27):
The voice actor for Bender and Futurama.

Speaker 6 (01:59:30):
Oh yeah, I knew. I recognized the day I really
did you really?

Speaker 5 (01:59:33):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:59:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:59:34):
I love his voice.

Speaker 6 (01:59:35):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 5 (01:59:36):
He's got very distinctive.

Speaker 11 (01:59:38):
And one of your favorites. Fleetwood Max Don't Stop charts
as a single on this date in nineteen seventy six, and.

Speaker 6 (01:59:44):
That had the charts again when Clinton was using it.

Speaker 4 (01:59:46):
I think it did.

Speaker 6 (01:59:47):
It may have recharted.

Speaker 11 (01:59:49):
The kids knew it then that's it's and it's weird
now how stuff is re charting, Yeah, particularly because of
television shows. A bunch of stuff recharted because the Strangers things.

Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
Oh yeah, you know, I think that Fleetwood Mac Rumors
album is pretty popular.

Speaker 7 (02:00:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:00:06):
I knew a couple of people that had it.

Speaker 11 (02:00:07):
Yeah, it's I just was reading this couple days ago.
It's still in the top one hundred.

Speaker 4 (02:00:11):
Are you serious?

Speaker 11 (02:00:13):
After all?

Speaker 5 (02:00:13):
Well, Dark Side of the Moon might still be up there.
It's been on forever. Right, there's a handful that are
out there all the time.

Speaker 11 (02:00:19):
Well, right, right now, it's time to switch gears and
leave the world of history and enter the world of
the present. With Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News.

Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
Desk, the powerball jackpot jumped to an eye popping one
point seven billion dollars after yet another drawing passed without
a big winner. Numbers selected last night were three, sixteen,
twenty nine, sixty one and sixty nine you sound like
a lady on the phone, with the powerball number being

(02:00:48):
twenty two tawty two. The next drawing will be Saturday night.
The prize expected to be the third largest in US
lottery history.

Speaker 11 (02:00:56):
If you had it, come and get it better luck
next time.

Speaker 4 (02:01:02):
That's right. Okay, so none of us won, Well, one
of us won the big jackpot, but I'm sure your
ticket's worth something. Are you going to numbers?

Speaker 5 (02:01:09):
Are you going to make a point to go get
tickets on Friday or Saturday? You're going to send Mark
out again? Or what are you going to do?

Speaker 11 (02:01:15):
No, I'll do it Saturday morning when I go to good.

Speaker 4 (02:01:17):
Ice, so ice on Saturday morning.

Speaker 5 (02:01:21):
I'm trying to make a list in my so ice, toast,
and coffee are not available at your home.

Speaker 4 (02:01:27):
It's all available out there. I like uh ice machine.

Speaker 11 (02:01:31):
It's crushed ice, and I hate crushed ice.

Speaker 6 (02:01:33):
I hate the way you live.

Speaker 4 (02:01:36):
Isn't your fancy ass refrigerator freezer make ice now?

Speaker 5 (02:01:40):
But can't you dial up the Are you trying to
tell me that your refrigerator you have you can't dial
a specific type of ice.

Speaker 4 (02:01:49):
To be just speed you can.

Speaker 19 (02:01:50):
I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 11 (02:01:51):
I go get gasoline right by Willie's school and then
I'm i school to high school.

Speaker 4 (02:01:58):
The girls go there right now.

Speaker 5 (02:01:59):
I've been.

Speaker 4 (02:01:59):
There's some twenty eleven.

Speaker 11 (02:02:01):
Yeah, getting a good bag of ice, a couple of
lottery tickets and fill it and fill it up.

Speaker 9 (02:02:06):
Always go out there by Willie's school to the gas
station where the guy, the blind guy used to sell rooms.

Speaker 4 (02:02:11):
Ye, gas station. Yeah, I love that. That's the gas
station about cigarettes.

Speaker 11 (02:02:14):
That for the first time, man, you were selling them.
The blind he is no longer with us.

Speaker 6 (02:02:22):
Sadly because he used to sell him by your post office.

Speaker 5 (02:02:25):
He did by the post and he was very grumpy,
but I well, he got beaten with I would still
buy his brooms.

Speaker 4 (02:02:31):
I bought his brooms too, but the paint always would
come off. Did you notice that I shall have one?
I shall have one of his brooms? Should I put
it up? Should I put it up on eBay? For
those that collect the blind guy brooms?

Speaker 5 (02:02:44):
Sir, sir?

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
Can I, sir?

Speaker 6 (02:02:49):
Just take a look at that.

Speaker 4 (02:02:52):
On your brooms?

Speaker 7 (02:02:53):
Comes, let me.

Speaker 11 (02:02:56):
See, chick, chick is right. Whenever you see a blind
person talk louder, right, chick have it?

Speaker 6 (02:03:00):
Don't? Blind people say that's like the biggest most annoying thing.

Speaker 5 (02:03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:03:04):
People yell at them, I'm sorry you can't.

Speaker 9 (02:03:08):
You can't see, And in reality you should whisper to
them because there their other senses get enhanced, like the Daredevil.

Speaker 4 (02:03:16):
If you're familiar with be sure you wear deodorant because they.

Speaker 5 (02:03:20):
Ask you something. What's the favorite song you play on
the piano? All blind people can play the piano.

Speaker 11 (02:03:26):
Right, mm hmm? Okay, well yeah, so Saturday morning, I'll
get some more tickets and get some get my eyes
and still up the car with gasoline. All right, so
now you also get toast toasting coffee.

Speaker 9 (02:03:40):
No, okay, well coffee asked? Yeah, I told you I
toast for the first time this year over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (02:03:50):
You're down to like no food, aren't you. I think
that's a noble cause. Yeah, you know, you got to
live long. He's eating more than a bear.

Speaker 4 (02:03:57):
You don't see you don't see.

Speaker 11 (02:03:58):
Old fat people. You ever notice that, well, yeah, yeah,
you're happy Humphrey didn't live to be seventy.

Speaker 4 (02:04:07):
You ever notice that.

Speaker 9 (02:04:10):
Waite four fifty to diet at thirty two? What a shock?
Coming up, Comedian l Jackson.

Speaker 11 (02:04:17):
I'm guessing you're not just randomly invited the funerals. Well,
well that's what I went to. I'm surprised they could
carry the casket. Coming up, Joe Thaisman, NFL. Great, will
be nice to Joe. We're in the Rally Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 5 (02:04:44):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silent Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee.

Speaker 4 (02:04:49):
Thanks.

Speaker 11 (02:04:50):
Willie Griswolds here, Hey man, there's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 6 (02:04:52):
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Speaker 5 (02:04:53):
Ace Cosby? We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.
I'm chick.

Speaker 11 (02:04:59):
Hello Tom, Hello, chick McGee. Now, a couple of things
happening here. We're gonna be talking to NFL. Great Joe,
thiseman coming up in a few minutes, and I believe
we're going to hook up at this point with there
he is. It's it's Al Jackson wearing the black hat cowboy,
the Black Cowboys.

Speaker 20 (02:05:19):
My leading Joe.

Speaker 22 (02:05:20):
Thisman like you don't that's like such a letdown, Like
we got Joe, thisman coming up, but first as a
black man in his living room.

Speaker 5 (02:05:30):
Shit chat.

Speaker 11 (02:05:32):
Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't mean it to be
that way.

Speaker 22 (02:05:35):
I saw your I saw your thirst trapped cowboy hat.
Pick I have the cowboy hat right here to you
want me to?

Speaker 11 (02:05:42):
You want to see it?

Speaker 22 (02:05:43):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:05:44):
Al, it's weird.

Speaker 9 (02:05:46):
It made me say a sentence I've never said in
my life, which is, oh, my dad looks so hot
in that picture.

Speaker 4 (02:05:50):
That's a sentence I didn't think I was ever gonna.

Speaker 20 (02:05:52):
Say, Willie, Okay, your dad is a zaddy?

Speaker 4 (02:05:56):
Do you think you?

Speaker 15 (02:05:56):
Al?

Speaker 8 (02:05:57):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:05:57):
Look at that? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:05:59):
Yeah, wear that?

Speaker 11 (02:06:02):
My headphones on upside down to wear that?

Speaker 20 (02:06:06):
Do they make headphones?

Speaker 4 (02:06:08):
There are?

Speaker 22 (02:06:09):
There have been Country and Western station since the beginning
of radio. They have to make headphone and do they really?

Speaker 11 (02:06:16):
Yeah, it's like the old earbuds with a cord.

Speaker 22 (02:06:19):
Yeah, okay, Now, how comfortable are you in that hat?
Are you in that like you're putting it on and
taking it off?

Speaker 17 (02:06:27):
Or is this like?

Speaker 22 (02:06:28):
When are you going to be in the This is
what I'm wearing all day. I'm going to the grocery
store with this. I'm picking the kids up with this, Like,
when is it going to be it's my dog walking hat.

Speaker 20 (02:06:37):
No, that's it.

Speaker 4 (02:06:39):
You only wear it when you walk the dog. Well,
you ride a bike on.

Speaker 5 (02:06:44):
That with that on?

Speaker 11 (02:06:45):
Let me put my headphones back on. Al my dermatologist
told me to uh wear hats that cover the tops
of my ears because I'm having some I'm having issues
with too much sun and basil cells. It's too boring
to explain, but I gotta get top of my ear
one of them.

Speaker 5 (02:07:03):
Are you worried that you don't want people to think
you just you just want to start wearing cowboy hats?
You have to come up with this extrapolated. It's not
an excuse.

Speaker 8 (02:07:12):
I'm not.

Speaker 11 (02:07:14):
I'm like Josh, I speak the truth.

Speaker 22 (02:07:17):
Why don't you just own it and become a full
time cut because yes, look I feel like and check
back me up on this. There's an age that every
man gets to where you get to decide if you're
gonna wear a certain hat like some guys do with
the the captain's hat. Ye, you're just like once you're
like sixty six and were tired, You're like, this guy
just always has a captain's hat on.

Speaker 11 (02:07:38):
That's the little chick wants me to go with. I'm
not gonna do that.

Speaker 22 (02:07:42):
Yeah, the captain's hat. You have to drink a lot
to own that hat. Yeah, there's no sober captain's hat.

Speaker 4 (02:07:48):
Guys.

Speaker 11 (02:07:50):
I've been told if you're gonna wear a cowboy, you
need to wear.

Speaker 4 (02:07:52):
The boots, boots too.

Speaker 6 (02:07:54):
I don't.

Speaker 11 (02:07:55):
I don't think I'm going to go that route. But
I love the hat though, Look, yeah what about it?
And I'd also like to get a pickup truck. I've
always wanted to pick up absolutely have you have you
driven in one lately?

Speaker 20 (02:08:07):
It's it's pickup trucks.

Speaker 22 (02:08:09):
As soon as you get in the cab and you
hit the gas, You're like you feel the power, Like
I'm a I'm a person. I love the drive and
like a pickup truck. It's like you kind of like
sit up because you're like, oh, this is like a.

Speaker 20 (02:08:23):
Via machine. They're like, serious, you should give one the hat.

Speaker 5 (02:08:28):
Not only that, lug dancing, luxurious tom pickup truckshish.

Speaker 11 (02:08:35):
They didn't have a suburban. We went to rent one,
and so we ended up with a pickup truck. My
girls loved it. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.
But I explained to them, well, there's only the one
back seat. If your friends come, they're gonna have to
be clinging to the truck bed back there.

Speaker 4 (02:08:51):
They all grew up that way. They don't allow it anymore. Sadly, Sadly,
it was fun to right in the back of the
pickup truck.

Speaker 9 (02:08:57):
Oh sure, yeah, yeah, particularly when you got t bone
and the kid's bodies just flew an.

Speaker 5 (02:09:06):
Didn't you say you knew a guy who had a
dog jumped out of the pickup truck when they were moving.

Speaker 7 (02:09:10):
I do, I do?

Speaker 13 (02:09:11):
I do?

Speaker 12 (02:09:11):
I do?

Speaker 4 (02:09:12):
My dog jump out of my car and was moving.

Speaker 11 (02:09:15):
It was it was on I four in Orlando. You're
familiar with different Yeah, dog, I tell you how fast
I jump out of a car. If I can tell
you that it was a It was an Irish setter,
not the not the brightest breed apparently, but a.

Speaker 20 (02:09:28):
Cool dogkut for the dog.

Speaker 11 (02:09:30):
Let's just say, I'm not going to tell you the
end of the story, but Irish setters are beautiful, Yes
they are.

Speaker 4 (02:09:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (02:09:36):
This one was really stupid obviously. From In any event,
the function of this program is for al to educate
me in the world of the street with the latest
and street lingo. Al, what have you got for me today?

Speaker 6 (02:09:53):
Tom?

Speaker 20 (02:09:53):
I think this lingo is going to go great with
your new look. I think you need to embrace it.

Speaker 10 (02:09:58):
Uh.

Speaker 22 (02:09:59):
You know, I want one day for you to be
able to use this word in your everyday life. And Tom,
that word is trill.

Speaker 4 (02:10:08):
Trill t R I L L, yes, sir.

Speaker 20 (02:10:11):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (02:10:12):
Well?

Speaker 11 (02:10:12):
In music, it means like like if you're in a clarinet,
a trill is like all explain?

Speaker 4 (02:10:21):
Is that is that correct?

Speaker 6 (02:10:21):
I mean like a flute.

Speaker 5 (02:10:24):
No, no, no, like a like an like you're moving
your fingers real quick on a flute. Also trill your
tongue when you certain Spanish words.

Speaker 11 (02:10:31):
Oh really, that's what the day means? Yeah, Okay, yeah,
so it is trill? What context are we talking about it?

Speaker 5 (02:10:41):
Al?

Speaker 20 (02:10:43):
I don't want to give it away, but uh is
it short?

Speaker 4 (02:10:46):
Is it short? Like like riz is?

Speaker 13 (02:10:49):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (02:10:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:10:51):
Because I know that one?

Speaker 5 (02:10:52):
Now you know riz?

Speaker 14 (02:10:54):
Now?

Speaker 15 (02:10:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:10:54):
Are you using it all the time?

Speaker 5 (02:10:56):
Never?

Speaker 7 (02:10:56):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (02:10:59):
Like Al has a lot lot of riz, meaning he's
a charismatic guy. But when I say it, it sounds
like he has a venarial disease. When I say Al
has a lot of RIZ, it sounds like he's got
the clap.

Speaker 6 (02:11:09):
Al is and ohio rizz. They're kind of off a
little weird.

Speaker 20 (02:11:14):
Yes, but like it's likable.

Speaker 22 (02:11:16):
Yeah, Like it's like you don't know why, but like
this guy is charming even though like they shouldn't be.
It's just like, oh, he's got a weird thing where
everybody likes him even though he's not traditionally like you know, charming,
unconventional charm.

Speaker 6 (02:11:29):
Interesting.

Speaker 11 (02:11:29):
So so where we get back to trill?

Speaker 17 (02:11:32):
Is it.

Speaker 11 (02:11:34):
A smaller part of a larger word?

Speaker 4 (02:11:36):
It's been no, Okay, it's.

Speaker 9 (02:11:39):
Not short for vent trilla quiest if that's what you're asking.
I went to a trill convention.

Speaker 19 (02:11:46):
I mean.

Speaker 11 (02:11:48):
A lot of a lot of intact Tymonds.

Speaker 7 (02:11:52):
This might help.

Speaker 9 (02:11:53):
I have a question for all that might be a clue.
Al are you familiar in beautiful Boulder, Colorado on Pearl
Street there's a weed job called trill Dispensary. It used
to be my favorite dispensary. Does that help?

Speaker 2 (02:12:04):
No?

Speaker 22 (02:12:04):
But I am in Boulder this weekend performing, and I
will go and take a picture and and and send
it into the show.

Speaker 4 (02:12:10):
All right, very cool? Does that help it?

Speaker 13 (02:12:12):
All?

Speaker 10 (02:12:12):
That?

Speaker 11 (02:12:13):
So trill must is it a so it's a drug reference?

Speaker 2 (02:12:17):
No?

Speaker 11 (02:12:18):
No, okay, oh no, it didn't help religia, It really
didn't help. Is it in any way related to something?
But is thrilling?

Speaker 8 (02:12:28):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:12:28):
Like shoot to trill?

Speaker 20 (02:12:30):
That would actually be a good spin off shoot to trill.

Speaker 11 (02:12:34):
Does anyone have any idea where.

Speaker 6 (02:12:36):
I don't.

Speaker 20 (02:12:38):
Willie, you don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:12:39):
No, I was we would use it.

Speaker 9 (02:12:41):
It's like it's as like a sub for chill, honestly,
like it's that's so trill something like that. True, it
was just one of those words like steezy or just cool.

Speaker 4 (02:12:50):
It was one of those subs.

Speaker 1 (02:12:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (02:12:52):
We like the way that I've always heard it used,
and like I think it's one of those words that
may have started one way and then went out of fashion,
and then when it came back it had a different meaning.
But trill is like kind of the the like the
combination of like I don't want to say true and
real just because it sounds like it is. But it's
just like it's it's like a way to say that

(02:13:16):
something's legit. Like we're gonna go to this party, my
boy Willie g throwing it is gonna be trill Like.
It's just like it's it's like, uh, it's been minted
or certified as being like a legitimate thing.

Speaker 4 (02:13:29):
It's been approved.

Speaker 11 (02:13:30):
Yes, yeah, that's that's interesting. I would never have guessed that.

Speaker 20 (02:13:35):
All right, So Tom, can we hear you use it
in a sentence?

Speaker 7 (02:13:38):
Please?

Speaker 11 (02:13:40):
Let's see now some of the legit coming up all
fall on this program. Chick McGee will be doing his
sports picks, and if you follow them and bet on
them every week, you're gonna end up a big winner.

Speaker 4 (02:13:57):
Trill. Yeah, I was going I thought you're a brillionaire
or something. No, that was nice.

Speaker 11 (02:14:02):
I thought you were going to mess it up.

Speaker 5 (02:14:04):
Yeah, how did I do?

Speaker 1 (02:14:05):
Well?

Speaker 5 (02:14:06):
Good?

Speaker 20 (02:14:07):
You got it in right there at the end of.

Speaker 11 (02:14:09):
Oh yeah, and you noticed that.

Speaker 4 (02:14:12):
I notice I didn't use it in a sense. It
just stopped yeah and then just set.

Speaker 6 (02:14:15):
It was natural.

Speaker 11 (02:14:20):
I thought I thought that Tupac was yeah, the same
way I I end most of my phrases by saying
true dat Yeah you okay, Oh, we gotta say goodbye.
You're gonna be in Boulder this weekend. Am I getting
this right?

Speaker 15 (02:14:32):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (02:14:32):
I'm being Boulder this weekend. And I got some gigs
with Willie g coming up in December in Syracuse and
at the Dayton Funny Bone. So check us out if
you're in that area. So yeah, that's what's up.

Speaker 4 (02:14:44):
I love y'all.

Speaker 11 (02:14:45):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 4 (02:14:46):
All right.

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Port Studios. I'm Chick.

Speaker 11 (02:16:23):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. I know you're in a
great mood because the NFL season is about to start.

Speaker 5 (02:16:28):
Our long National Nightmare is finally over.

Speaker 11 (02:16:30):
So we thought we'd actually check in with someone who
knows what they're talking about, Rarity on this program. It
is the Great Joe Thi's been joining us via satellite.
Hi Joe, that's a great looking room you're in.

Speaker 4 (02:16:40):
Is that your house?

Speaker 8 (02:16:41):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (02:16:42):
Yeah, that's one of them.

Speaker 4 (02:16:45):
All right, it's awesome.

Speaker 12 (02:16:46):
Before I go any further, you know, I love chick,
but it's so great to talk to you again. Oh,
thank you, Jo, so long but since we've had a
chance to say hello, and of course everybody else there,
but you know.

Speaker 11 (02:17:00):
I feel like I'm watching the Gilligan's Island theme and
the rest.

Speaker 15 (02:17:07):
And the rest of the crew.

Speaker 4 (02:17:09):
Hey Joe.

Speaker 11 (02:17:09):
When you when you watch games, do you like to
watch by yourself so you can focus on them or
do you have people around you that keep going, Hey Joe,
what do you think of that?

Speaker 14 (02:17:17):
Joe?

Speaker 4 (02:17:18):
Is not a good play?

Speaker 10 (02:17:19):
Joe.

Speaker 15 (02:17:20):
Actually, my wife and I watch it.

Speaker 12 (02:17:21):
Robin and I watch it together pretty much. I'm not
big going into sports bars unless I go down to
my restaurant Alexandria. I'll sit around, but I don't really
get a chance to watch a lot. You have to
walk around and visit with people, which is which is great,
But I sort of like, uh, you know, just Robin
and I watching it, and she screams and yells at
the TV, and I question everything that everybody says. You know,

(02:17:43):
why did you say that you missed that you saw
her that receiver lined up? You know he closed a
split down. You know they're going to run an out round.
Why don't you tell us that?

Speaker 15 (02:17:51):
So I'm the I'm the announcer's critic.

Speaker 5 (02:17:55):
I guess you could say, sometimes, what are your thoughts
right off the bat on some of the changes in
the NFL, including the the chain gang thing, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 15 (02:18:04):
It was eventually going to come.

Speaker 12 (02:18:05):
I think you know, they're they're working continually to make
it better of fan experience, more accurate. As far as
that goes, there's there's a degree that you're not gonna
be able to see the ball.

Speaker 8 (02:18:16):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (02:18:16):
Sometimes I think that was one of the issues. But
I'm curious to see how this is going to work out.
I think it was eventually going to come because we
see more and more technology coming into the game as
it is, and uh, I think it's a good idea
because we've seen like, you know, it's been this close
to being a first down, and it all really depends
on where the official wants to put their foot so

(02:18:38):
that it's there fall. But you know, the accuracy element
of it really wasn't quite there. And so you know,
but I feel sorry for all those people that are
in the chain gang. Now they're going to lose their jobs.

Speaker 11 (02:18:49):
Now do you ever see any of the old referees
from back in the day, Do they do they do
they ever come to the reunions? And were you on
pretty good terms with any of them?

Speaker 12 (02:18:59):
I was, I mean scream and yell at them, but
then they laugh at you, So I guess you could
call that good terms a little bit like your show. Yeah,
anotherbody laughs everybody. No, it's every now and then you
see it, but not not a lot of the officials.
Most of them had other jobs. Most of them still
do have other jobs because you know, the pay isn't

(02:19:19):
great for officials and they're in a very difficult situation.
You know.

Speaker 15 (02:19:24):
Now everything they do is.

Speaker 12 (02:19:25):
Scrutinized from the camera angles. So if somebody makes a
call and they it's like in baseball, you know, you've
got that square that everybody they bring it up after
the umpires made a call on the balls outside or
inside it was a strike, it wasn't a strike. You know,
we're moving more and more towards technology and taking the
human element out, which I'm not a really big fan of.

(02:19:46):
I still think you know all of it, although I've
been affected by human error as far as officials making calls.

Speaker 15 (02:19:51):
But you know, it's it's like they say, it's part
of the game.

Speaker 11 (02:19:54):
Do you do you remember specific times you were robbed
like a terrible kidding, very specific one.

Speaker 12 (02:20:03):
Specific against the Saint Louis Cardinals at that time. They
were the Saint Louis Cardinals.

Speaker 15 (02:20:08):
EJ.

Speaker 12 (02:20:09):
Junior hit me late. He was a linebacker of theirs.

Speaker 15 (02:20:11):
He hit me late.

Speaker 12 (02:20:12):
It was a game at RFK Stadium and Ben Driyf
was the referee, I believe, and so he hits me
really late. I turned around and I started screaming at Ben.
I said, for crying out loud. You know I got
rid of the ball. You know I was standing there.
You know he knocked to live in daylights out of me.
Why don't you just throw the flag? He said, Joe,
you can argue with me all day, but the clock's ticking.

(02:20:32):
I'll give you a five yard penalty for delay a
game if you don't get back.

Speaker 4 (02:20:35):
In the bubble. Yeah yeah, but you still send him.

Speaker 11 (02:20:39):
A Christmas card.

Speaker 12 (02:20:40):
Yeah, I still remember it very specifically.

Speaker 11 (02:20:42):
Oh, that's that's so funny. What do you think about
the state of college football with all the money flowing in.

Speaker 4 (02:20:51):
It's a disaster.

Speaker 12 (02:20:52):
It's a disaster. It's been destroyed. The college football does
not exist anymore. College athletics don't exist anymore. What it is,
it's collegiates playing professional ball.

Speaker 15 (02:21:02):
That's all it is.

Speaker 12 (02:21:03):
And you know, and now it's seeping in. Certain states
have approved high schools to be able to compensate. It's
really I'm pretty sure that the Congress is going to
step in pretty soon.

Speaker 4 (02:21:15):
I really do.

Speaker 12 (02:21:15):
I believe that something's coming down the road to try
and stem the tide of this madness that we see.

Speaker 15 (02:21:22):
Now.

Speaker 12 (02:21:22):
I'm not saying that, you know, there isn't some type
of possible compensation that could be given to people, not
at the high school level, I don't believe that at all,
But at the collegiate level, Okay.

Speaker 15 (02:21:33):
I'll relent in that area.

Speaker 12 (02:21:34):
I had a what I thought was a pretty good
solution a long time ago, well not so long ago,
about four or five years ago, is if everybody's clamoring
about wanting a piece of the jersey sales, you know,
the university, the program football program makes so much money.
What they forget is the football program funds so many
other aspects of the university, both educational and athletic. So

(02:21:57):
I said, put take a let's say it's jersey sales
all started really with Trevor Lawrence down at Clemson. You well,
you're not getting a piece of your jersey sales. Okay, fine,
we'll give you the same deal we give the NFL players.
We'll give you ten percent of the net sales and
you will put that in a trust for you and
when you leave school, the money's yours. If you want
to leave early, it's yours. You want to go the

(02:22:18):
full term, it's yours. But that's your money, and we'll
put it in a trust for you. And that way,
you somewhat imprected protected the integrity of what college football
was before.

Speaker 15 (02:22:28):
And it's a slippery slope because.

Speaker 12 (02:22:30):
There are young guys out there that you know, the
families that raise them, you know they need the money. Okay,
I can see that. So, like I said, it's a
very slippery slope when you get into it. But I
think that with the portal and here's the portal, guys.

Speaker 15 (02:22:47):
This is the one that drives me crazy.

Speaker 12 (02:22:49):
Is you know some committee sat around and decided on
the portal in college football. Wasn't there anybody in that
room that said, well, wait to say, we have two
portal dates. One occurs in the middle of the college
football playoffs, the other occurs in the middle of the
NCAA basketball tournament. Don't you think that that would be

(02:23:11):
a stupid time for players just to leave?

Speaker 15 (02:23:13):
Yeah, wouldn't somebody.

Speaker 12 (02:23:15):
Wouldn't somebody at at whatever table they were sitting at
say maybe that's not such the best timing for us
to be able to do that.

Speaker 15 (02:23:23):
And I think that's going to change too.

Speaker 12 (02:23:24):
I think they're going to take that down to one
date so that you can declare for the portal as
opposed to too, so we you know changes are coming.

Speaker 11 (02:23:33):
I was just like, it was a playoffs we're speaking
with Joe th Eisman, and I didn't mean to interrupt Joe. Sorry.
On a much lighter note, I'll often say to a comedian,
was there a particular time you were on stage where
suddenly everything worked for you in your real life, Okay,
I can do this. Was there a particular time in
your college career where you went, Okay, this is gonna work.

Speaker 6 (02:23:54):
I've got this.

Speaker 11 (02:23:55):
You like nervous going in or were you just so
great from high school on you knew what was going
to happen.

Speaker 12 (02:24:00):
The reason I'm laughing is because I've been considered somewhat cocky.

Speaker 8 (02:24:06):
You know.

Speaker 15 (02:24:06):
For me, it's like it's like, just give me the ball.

Speaker 5 (02:24:09):
I can do it.

Speaker 12 (02:24:10):
Just let me have the ball, let me go do this,
let me go do my thing, and that kind of
a thing.

Speaker 11 (02:24:14):
That's great now.

Speaker 12 (02:24:15):
I was Actually it was my sophomore year. The seventh
game of the season, Terry Henrity got hurt. He was
our quarterback Heisman Trophy candidate. There were three seniors on
the team, Bob Belden, Coley, O'Brien. We just lost Coley,
God bless him and myself and see Bob Belden, Terry, Coley,
and myself.

Speaker 15 (02:24:32):
I was the sophomore. Those were three seniors.

Speaker 12 (02:24:35):
Terry gets hurt and Eric comes to me, he says,
year up, and that's you know, that's sort of a
defining moment in your life because now you either have
to get yourself mentally ready to play football and play
at a level where you know, two years prior to that,
they won the championship in nineteen sixty six, so now
it's nineteen sixty eight, basically the same team and all

(02:24:55):
of a sudden, I'm a sophomore quarterback. And if you know,
I've said this all the time, if you don't even
who you are, is who's going to believe in you?
And so, you know, for me, it was that was
sort of the the moment that you know, I made
the decision that hey, I can do this, I can
I can do this.

Speaker 11 (02:25:10):
Wow, that's great.

Speaker 15 (02:25:11):
I worked hard and I can do it.

Speaker 11 (02:25:13):
Did it go well right from the get go?

Speaker 12 (02:25:15):
Oh yeah, we scored forty nine I think in the
first half.

Speaker 4 (02:25:17):
And that'll count.

Speaker 11 (02:25:18):
Yeah, we we're done.

Speaker 5 (02:25:22):
It went.

Speaker 12 (02:25:22):
It went pretty well through my through the college career.

Speaker 4 (02:25:25):
Yeah, do you have do you have?

Speaker 11 (02:25:27):
He finished second in heis with trophy? Okay, was it plunket?

Speaker 4 (02:25:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:25:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 11 (02:25:33):
I just remember han Rady and Seymour on the cover
of Sports.

Speaker 5 (02:25:36):
Also, you don't remember Thiman and Gatewood come on the
other ones. Yeah, the other ones.

Speaker 11 (02:25:41):
Yeah, it's like Brewer and Shipley, hand Raddy and Seymour,
a crossby still snatching young. They all go together. Joe
Thaisman is our guests.

Speaker 5 (02:25:48):
But Terry didn't do that well? And did was it?
He drafted by the Steelers and did not?

Speaker 12 (02:25:52):
Yeah, the Terry spent his entire career with the Steelers. Yeah,
he played a fair amount of football at different times. Yeah,
it was it was a very He was the guy
they went to when things went a little crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:26:02):
He didn't win the Super Bowl. If that's what you're
asking chick, that's what is what I am asking you.

Speaker 4 (02:26:06):
Thank you, Chick.

Speaker 11 (02:26:09):
We have to He talks to himself all morning long. Joe,
it's sad, Joe.

Speaker 5 (02:26:13):
You have never you have never told these guys a
story about where you were almost drafted. Uh, you almost
were sent to play with Miami Dolphins and you could
have been a part of that undefeated team. Can you
tell Tom what happened there?

Speaker 15 (02:26:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:26:29):
I am I thinking I was intelligent enough to be
able to do my own contract. I didn't have an
agent represent me, which was not a good idea. At
the age of twenty one, you make stupid. Not stupid decisions,
but you make impulsive decisions. And so I decided to
negotiate my own contract. I flew down to Miami. I
drafted in the fourth round. I was their third pick

(02:26:50):
because they had to give up the first round pick
to the Baltimore Coatch because coach Shula left Baltimore to
go to Miami. Oh yeah, why down I meet with
mister Robbie. Their general manager was having and surgery. So
I met with the owner and he said to me, says,
what do you want. You'll love these numbers. I said,
I want thirty five, forty five, and fifty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:27:07):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (02:27:08):
And I want a thirty five thousand dollars signing bonus
broken down twelve, twelve, and eleven. He said, wow, you
know we sort of reserved that for our second round picks.
And I'm thinking, okay, But then he said, fine, you
got it. I flew back to South Bend, and the
clause regarding my bonus they had me paying it back
if I didn't show up in any of those three years.

(02:27:30):
I said it was wrong, and we haggled for a while,
back and forth, back and forth. In the meantime, I
got a call from Lee O. Cahill, the coach of
the Toronto argon I says, fly up to Toronto. We
want to make you an offer.

Speaker 15 (02:27:40):
Flew up there.

Speaker 12 (02:27:40):
They made me an offer fifty to fifty to fifty
to fifty US.

Speaker 15 (02:27:45):
Then, and so I signed.

Speaker 12 (02:27:47):
I said, but if you leave the country, it's off
the table. I signed the contract, flew back to South Bend.
Eric calls me, Eric PARCII was my coach, who was
my consultant, whom I never consultant. Said, what in Heaven's
name have you done? Said, I signed with the Argonauts.
He said, I know Shula's on a plane right now
and he's coming up here.

Speaker 15 (02:28:06):
So he flew to South Bend.

Speaker 12 (02:28:07):
Read me the riot actor. And you know, I wound
up spending three wonderful years in Toronto. Broke only broke
only one bowing up there in nineteen seventy two, and
that was that. Miami went undefeated. I defeated in the
Super Bowl. It's funny how life runs in cycles. For example,
you know, Miami beats Washington to be undefeated in the
Super Bowl Super Bowl seve we wind up playing the

(02:28:30):
Miami Dolphins in Super Bowl seventeen and beating coach Shula.

Speaker 15 (02:28:35):
Then we wind up then in broadcasting.

Speaker 12 (02:28:38):
See people don't realize I broadcast Super Bowl nineteen with
Don Marathon Frank Kifford.

Speaker 7 (02:28:43):
That's right.

Speaker 12 (02:28:44):
Yeah, I replaced Oj in the booth and that was
a game between the San Francisco forty nine ers and
the Miami Dolphins in Paulo Alto, California. So Coach Shula
has seen me three times and it hasn't gone very well.
Excited to see me.

Speaker 11 (02:29:01):
Ah right, graduate of John Carroll University, very fun Sula, Oh,
John Shul a Jesuit college in Cleveland.

Speaker 5 (02:29:09):
Hey, real quick, what do you think about the kid
from Colorado coming out? And he's declared, by gosh, Travis
Hunter he's going to play both ways?

Speaker 11 (02:29:19):
I mean, is that a thing that can be done? Ever,
especially nowadays?

Speaker 15 (02:29:24):
It can be done, but not at a full time check.

Speaker 12 (02:29:27):
I mean, Travis has a terrific defensive back, terrific wide receiver.
You're talking about about one hundred and sixty, one hundred
and fifty plays a game. His body's not going to
hold up for seventeen weeks. Even as wonderful as he is,
as terrific an athlete as he is your body's just
going to go through wear and tear. I think he'll
play some in particular instances on offense, and I think

(02:29:48):
he'll play probably predominantly on the defensive side, and they
just move them over to offense because you've got a lot.
Not that he's incapable of learning the plays. I think
he's mentally very able to handle all that stuff. It's
just that the nuances are such that it takes time
to learn. Like I said, the biggest thing is going
to be body wear and tear. He's certainly capable of

(02:30:08):
doing it, but I just don't see him being a
full time guy on either on both sides of the
ball at the same time.

Speaker 11 (02:30:15):
Joe th Eisman, it's always a great pleasure. By the way,
Joe is a very fine speaker. If you've got an
organization looking for something, how do they find Joe thisman?
If they want to have him come and give a
talk Joe, they can.

Speaker 12 (02:30:26):
Log onto Joetheisman dot com and we have places to
get a hold of me there.

Speaker 11 (02:30:31):
Okay, perfectly. I highly recommend. It's always a great pleasure.
I always appreciate your taking the time to talk to us.
Do you want to give do you want to give
us like a top three picks for.

Speaker 4 (02:30:39):
Who's going to win this year?

Speaker 12 (02:30:41):
You know, I still think you have to look at
the top of the in Philadelphia. I think Washington was
knocking on the door last year. In the AFC, Kansas
City is still going to be a tough out. We know,
Baltimore with Lamar Jackson's going to be a tough one.
And Josh Allen in Buffalo is going to make it difficult.
You know, Joe Burrows is you know, they did something
different in Cincinnati. They played their starters during the preseason,

(02:31:03):
which Zach hadn't done before. Hopefully they'll get off to
a better start because they always finished strong, they just
struggled early. So those are the teams I think that'll
be knocking on the door.

Speaker 11 (02:31:12):
Okay, yes or no question. Do you care about who
plays halftime at the Super Bowl?

Speaker 5 (02:31:16):
Oh? The rock and roll?

Speaker 4 (02:31:22):
That was quick?

Speaker 9 (02:31:23):
No, thank you, Joe. It's always a great pleasure. Thank
you so much, sir. Great thing with y'all.

Speaker 5 (02:31:27):
Take you.

Speaker 11 (02:31:27):
Thanks Joe, God, he knows what he's talking about.

Speaker 4 (02:31:31):
That scares me.

Speaker 5 (02:31:31):
That's seven right there.

Speaker 4 (02:31:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:31:34):
I just love the fact that he said he was
really cocky and he went out there and then yeah,
we scored forty nine whatever it was.

Speaker 4 (02:31:40):
Oh, I guess you're pretty good at that.

Speaker 5 (02:31:42):
He was very good.

Speaker 11 (02:31:43):
Yeah, but we all had those moments, guys like Joe
probably he was probably the best athlete in his high school.
Of course, it was always really good.

Speaker 14 (02:31:50):
You know how.

Speaker 5 (02:31:51):
You know who his wide receiver was in high school,
Drew Pearson, No kidding, who played for the Cowboy, not
the Columbus Washington Post. No original number eighty eight. Yeah, Willie,
you were gonna say.

Speaker 9 (02:32:03):
I said that same moment on a football field where
I realized that it wasn't for me. You know, I
got pancakes, I'm on my ass, and I go, I'm
gonna go blame the pet band.

Speaker 6 (02:32:10):
That's my That's just as important.

Speaker 4 (02:32:11):
Those moments, sure, it is, yeah, defining, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:32:15):
There's some comedians we know they should have said, you
know something, this isn't for me.

Speaker 6 (02:32:19):
I'm sitting right here.

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Speaker 4 (02:33:37):
It's hard to speak.

Speaker 5 (02:33:39):
I texted him during the Notre Dame Miami game on
Sunday night, and every now and again he'll he'll text
me back and then sometimes you know he's busy. But
I said, you know, just go Irish And it wasn't
five minutes. He goes, yeah, we got no offits, and
boy he was he was. You know, they came back.
But he was right on that said, yeah he saw

(02:34:01):
it coming.

Speaker 11 (02:34:01):
He's a great speaker, by the ways, if you get
a chance, if you're looking for someone to speak to
a group, he's great. Yes, sir, have we even started
the news?

Speaker 19 (02:34:09):
Christie?

Speaker 4 (02:34:10):
We have one story done?

Speaker 7 (02:34:12):
Well, that's good.

Speaker 5 (02:34:13):
That's a star.

Speaker 6 (02:34:15):
One step in for an of the other.

Speaker 11 (02:34:17):
I think I think we're capable of just bsing through
the next break. And you want to me, oh, we
could always hear this great song when we come back.
Is this one night in band con Can you name this?
Can you name this song? Wait a minute, here comes.

Speaker 5 (02:34:35):
Who can you name that song? Oh? Yeah, I know it.

Speaker 4 (02:34:38):
I just talked about it. We played it before.

Speaker 6 (02:34:39):
That's right, Alan, O'Day.

Speaker 5 (02:34:45):
It is all.

Speaker 11 (02:34:49):
Undercover angel you prick And that's how you like to
introduce it. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, we've got
the weather in traffic, you prick or in the riley
outo Parks Studios, you lovely listeners. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (02:35:04):
For a complete copy of The Bob and Tom Show
contest rules, go to Bob and Tom dot com slash
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of the page and see contest rules. This is the
Bob and Tom showy show.

Speaker 4 (02:35:21):
It's all right, everything's beautiful, terrific.

Speaker 5 (02:35:23):
We're back.

Speaker 11 (02:35:24):
Let's right, all very exciting and wonderful. I'm sorry, who
is this You're supposed to be imitating?

Speaker 6 (02:35:34):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (02:35:34):
You gift to.

Speaker 10 (02:35:36):
Alight.

Speaker 5 (02:35:37):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. It's Tico
Taco Lee. You've got a Postfeiseman after glow.

Speaker 1 (02:35:44):
Oh I do.

Speaker 5 (02:35:45):
I'm going to hear him. Platty's doing well?

Speaker 4 (02:35:46):
Yeah, you like hold his hand?

Speaker 5 (02:35:48):
Ever they never hold his hand?

Speaker 6 (02:35:50):
Go you know what? Good move not the truck.

Speaker 4 (02:35:52):
Have you Have you ever gone out to.

Speaker 11 (02:35:54):
Dinner with just you and Joel?

Speaker 8 (02:35:55):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:35:56):
No, but I have been out to dinner with him
and a couple other people that'd be remember the big
thing I took him to this? Say no, most fabulous
steak restaurant and we sat down. He goes, you know,
I don't eat meat, and I said, no, Joe, I
did not know that. He goes, that's okay, I'll have
the chicken. So that was kind of cool. Okay, Well,

(02:36:16):
now the coolest thing ever happened to we. He gave
us a right home from Redskins at the time Bears game,
and he said, hey, have you ever heard of these guys?
And he takes out a Bob and Tom CD and
puts it in his car and he goes, this is
my favorite bit he plays mister obvious. Oh, and I I.

Speaker 9 (02:36:36):
At that point did he know you were mister? I'm sorry?
Did he know who John Obvious was?

Speaker 5 (02:36:40):
I think I think he sort of kind of okay?

Speaker 4 (02:36:42):
Awesome? Did you cry?

Speaker 2 (02:36:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:36:44):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (02:36:45):
I would have cried ever matter spent time with someone
like that Tom like that you idolized Clapton.

Speaker 11 (02:36:52):
I lucked out. Joe was an incredibly nice guy right
from the gig.

Speaker 4 (02:36:55):
And I looked out with Peter Frampton, but I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (02:36:57):
I looked up here every morning.

Speaker 7 (02:37:01):
Yeah, are you glad you met us?

Speaker 4 (02:37:06):
Did you ever spend time with an idol as well? I?

Speaker 11 (02:37:08):
Just I have some people I admire very much.

Speaker 5 (02:37:10):
But yeah, that's very nice.

Speaker 11 (02:37:13):
But yeah, that's cool. That's great. It's fun to know
that they like what you do and in a couple
of cases after.

Speaker 4 (02:37:21):
The fact, oh that you didn't know that they knew.

Speaker 11 (02:37:24):
Yeah, and yeah, but too late. I'm not going to
say it was, but it was. That was kind of
cool that, oh they really like that's fun. We had
some of our albums were admired by some Was it
Chris Chef? It was Chris Cheff, wasn't it was? It
was Jeffrey it was it was it was. It was
Dean Rusk and uh, Carl Love, Pierre Salinger.

Speaker 5 (02:37:49):
Of course j D.

Speaker 11 (02:37:51):
God would have been present.

Speaker 19 (02:37:52):
You know, we've.

Speaker 4 (02:37:54):
Son passed away. Did you see that, Ernie?

Speaker 5 (02:37:57):
No, no, Hermie?

Speaker 11 (02:37:58):
How old was he one?

Speaker 5 (02:38:00):
Hermie? Hermie? Hem?

Speaker 4 (02:38:02):
Well, no, he was ninety seven. I'm sorry this time
it was natural ninety seven. I thank you all that,
thank you.

Speaker 11 (02:38:11):
Remember the other one that led poisoning.

Speaker 17 (02:38:15):
The other one?

Speaker 4 (02:38:15):
He and the other one didn't get along. We all
know that. But we also have some other sad news.
Me being the grim reaper that I am, Georgia OLMANI
has passed away this morning in Italy at the age
he's ninety one. That's where I got the ninety one.

Speaker 6 (02:38:28):
I wonder who he'll be buried in?

Speaker 4 (02:38:32):
Did I ask you that? On the black carpet? This
is all who are you wearing?

Speaker 5 (02:38:36):
Wonderful? Saturday Night Live doesn't do this, but this is
their open I think.

Speaker 11 (02:38:42):
I think our new Jeopardy bit, though, is the best one.

Speaker 5 (02:38:44):
Josh thought of either what are you talking about? What
do you mean?

Speaker 11 (02:38:48):
Well, you you buzz in and you you get the
correct question, and then and then and then you say what, Josh.

Speaker 12 (02:38:53):
I.

Speaker 6 (02:38:57):
Just buzzered up and slow.

Speaker 7 (02:38:58):
Have you ever watched it?

Speaker 5 (02:38:59):
I've been watching lot lately and there was a lady
on a couple of nights ago who the way she
didn't say anything, but the way her buzzer wasn't working correct.
She was mad.

Speaker 11 (02:39:11):
She kept like doing that like hand over fist, banging
on that.

Speaker 5 (02:39:15):
Oh it was.

Speaker 6 (02:39:16):
It was not good.

Speaker 11 (02:39:18):
I'm terrible at watching that and trying to figure out
who's good. In the first five minutes yah, and you think, oh,
this guy, he's gonna and then all of a sudden
he sucks.

Speaker 5 (02:39:28):
And the lady that says nothing is just killing it. Well,
it's a champions week or invitational this week?

Speaker 4 (02:39:34):
Or is it really too hard for me? I need
Celebrity Jeopardy? Was it Roy Wood on Celebrity Jeopardy? I
think very well and I think he's our guest tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (02:39:44):
We could, yeah, Row And Roy's uh got a book
on the Way Out Murder Mystery. Uh No, I believe
it's going to be, uh the story of his life.
He originally wanted to write the Story of your life,
but they asked him for more than two page.

Speaker 5 (02:40:00):
What would be alone again? Alone? Alone?

Speaker 3 (02:40:02):
Alone?

Speaker 4 (02:40:02):
Is that what you're buddy?

Speaker 11 (02:40:07):
Roy has got a TV show coming called Have I
Got News for You on CNN, premiering this Saturday. And
Roy's memoir is called The Man of Many Fathers. And
we've been working with Roy and some stuff with his dad.
His father was a famous announcer radio guy. His dad

(02:40:28):
was not done part of it, thank you, but his
dad was the guy that he actually discovered Don Cornelias
Roy Wood.

Speaker 4 (02:40:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:40:38):
So we'll talk with Roy about all those things tomorrow.
And we've managed to not get anything out of Christy
today except for one story yes day, and we had
so many really good ones well, tomorrow you're going to
find out if you've got hemorrhoids. We've got a spiritual,
spiritual treatment for your.

Speaker 5 (02:40:57):
How many times a week do you check?

Speaker 13 (02:40:58):
You?

Speaker 5 (02:40:58):
Do you go back there?

Speaker 11 (02:41:00):
That's something I've never had to deal with.

Speaker 4 (02:41:02):
You just check on your wife, that's what you're checking. Yeah,
it's mostly blowed.

Speaker 7 (02:41:09):
I think she's poisoning my food.

Speaker 11 (02:41:13):
Take them here, look for a club of grapes and
there you go. Well, thank you very much. We certainly
appreciate your being here. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts
Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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