The BOB & TOM Show - September 8, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh, to be honest, I'd never heard of the first
bank that treat you like your Tom Griswold.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
This man came in and said he'd never heard of
the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I wanted to make a deposit, but I had a
million things to do, so I didn't want to spend
a long time waiting in line behind a douche baperbout
proper identification shows newser I'd open a checking account with
twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
We could tell he was a very busy and important customer,
so he led him straight to our VIP banking teller,
but he refused.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I told the morons that I'd rather eat a raw
turd than he to sit and listen of their pathetic
little pitch about my market funds, CDs or squirrel Christmas accounts. Oh,
I told them, I just walk up to the drive
through ATM, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
The man was about to go out to use the ATM,
but we pointed out the armored car in the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Luckily, the manager spotted a terribly dangerous situation. There was
an armed car at the bank Statistically, you know, nine
out of ten bank robberies happened when these security vehicles
are out. At the same time, I noticed there was
a tanker truck filling the tanks at the gas station
across the street.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
This was the perfect store.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
If the man seemed rather nervous, paranoid and suspicious, so
we could tell he was exactly the sort of customer
we wanted at the first bank to treat you like
your Tom Griswold.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I could tell something was going on and they were
going to rape me on the service Drector's and learn rates.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
In the end, we recommended he'd try a different bank
down the street.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
We didn't need the headache.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I could tell they didn't know what they were doing,
and they finally admitted that the bank down the street
had better facila. I left immediately and stopped at Starbucks
on the way.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't think the guy ever did open an account.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
My whole day turned into a storm. I got nothing done.
I'm probably going to have Johnny or do you take
care of it later this week after I do a
bit more research. By the way, did you see this
article in the Wall Street Journal last week?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's fascinating the first Bank.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Tom Griswold at the first Bank, to treat you like
your Tom Griswold. It's gonna be smooth sailing all the Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Speaking of sailing, this will only make sense if you're
a sailing. Similarly in the film, mister Under much of.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It won't make any sense unless you sail.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Excuse me, your part of the commercial is done. This
is the announcer tagline out, and then the music ends.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh, by the way, this background music is abysmal. I'll
have Steve lay down some organ tracks for you to
use them.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
We're almost done here.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'll have them admit to you in three weeks.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hey there, Hi, there, ho there, it's the Bobby tom Show, ladies.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Hi, Josh Arnold. Was it you know?
Damned well? Don't Cosby the one, the only Willie Griswold. Hey,
federal law, of course requires us to have a Griswold

(03:47):
on the.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Show at all times. Big Seed and Big Daddy's on assignment. Yeah, man,
I thought he was having a heart procedure. There at first,
but he's not at the heart procedure would be the
they're they're putting putting one in.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Thank you, thank you very much. People said that about me,
see when I had my heart. Okay, all right, fell flat.
How's everybody? Big weekend? All right?

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Pat has no idea what went on. He's not sure
if there was an NFL game.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
He didn't know.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I was all it was all about packing and playing
piano and the little guitar.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
No VM a knowledge for you. No nothing off? The
TV off?

Speaker 7 (04:29):
Oh you're not watching TV at all?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Oh no, I am, but not not this weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
How do you guys feel about the people? Oh?

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Was that on television? I don't even have a TV.
I'm always amused by it.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
I thought we had a TV around here somewhere. Look
in the arm water, maybe it's there.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
They all have TVs in your bedrooms.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Nope, I do. I do, Yeah, the men do.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
Like I'm not doing it anymore. I used to do it,
and yet I don't want to do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I sleep with the TV on.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
You remember the Andy Richter show where he won like
a pool or something. He won like an extra money,
and he was going to get an extra TV for
his bedroom because he had one that he could see
head on and then he slept on his left side,
so he was gonna make that TV stand on it. Okay,
you can see that to me would be the dream.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
I'm doing no more TV in the bedroom, but I'm
doing two TVs in the living room.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, And that is great?

Speaker 8 (05:32):
Is that just for the NFL?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Just for sports on.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Top on top of one another?

Speaker 9 (05:36):
And yeah it Jesse, you have red Zone on one
the main game on the other.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
You and enjoy red zone yesterday.

Speaker 9 (05:45):
I did not watch any red zone we did?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
How did he? How did you enjoy at Christa we had.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
To sign up for red zone yesterday.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
Oh it was something bad at Chick makes it out
to be.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
He talks a lot anyway, the I I was in
a tizzy all morning. I'm checking to see if all
my subscriptions are up to date, my NFL Plus so
I can hear the audio.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
And we just did the red zone beautiful. My bonus
son called, hey, what are you doing? You know you chatting? Well,
by the way, what's your passwords? We can have red zone.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Family.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
I thought they were going to crack down on that
us sharing passwords. I don't think I have a little.
I don't think they can.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Well, yeah, I'm not going to say what what's his password?
Can I use his password?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
No?

Speaker 7 (06:32):
I pay for it? He doesn't.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, so bonus dead beat? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Sounds like it.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
His dad was very excited as well.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
The Packers beat the Lions like a drama at Lambeau.
Nothing but uh blue skies for the Packers.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yeah, they're playing excited.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, they're playing Thursday night.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
He invited you over.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I asked you.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Can kiss my How did you do that?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
They're playing they're playing Washington. Not going over there? No, no,
thank you?

Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah, nice TV on the porch. You could come over
and hang out the line.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, that's not bad. Will you be on the porch
when we're watching. I'll be on the pork.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
It sounds like a great.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Get sacks, you get us like a nice tune to
do it for you.

Speaker 10 (07:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Tuna, so all the salad they call that tuna salad,
chicken solid egg salad salad.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
It's like a it's not charcouterie, but it's something you
can get.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Flights of salads at chicks house.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Mayonnaise makes the world go around?

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Really, that's that's called something like a wet bar or
a salad I wasn't familiar with. Somebody will tell me
your I'm sure it is.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
So they have all the salads. You go up there
and you pick. That's right. And a choice of bread sour?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Are you a sour dough man? Oh?

Speaker 8 (08:07):
Are you sure you didn't dream this?

Speaker 6 (08:08):
No, although it is a dream of mine. Yes, and
asked me what kind of bread?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Garlic deal? O? Yeah? Yeah? You ever had the garlic deal?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
No?

Speaker 7 (08:20):
No, where do you get garlic?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I can't tell you.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
I can't tell you because if I tell you then
they won't have a Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Straight, I'm sourdough all the way, right man? Do you
have your starter for you?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
No?

Speaker 7 (08:32):
I killed the starter within days.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah. The same people who have a starter for sourdough bread.
Don't watch TV.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
I tried to do.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm off bread my house and I don't watch TV
and I don't eat bread.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Are you really off read? Are you off red?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, I've switched to I'm very particular.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
You have ezekiel right, you're there?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
If you have three letters for us and p R,
I NVR, I'm off bad TV.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Wow, and you have finished warn Piece?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, I read what that was a couple of years
ago from Hey, I finished the stand a couple of times. Okay,
that's real. I haven't to mention once I read. I
read Warren Piece, and it's it's made Pat angry ever since.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I know.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
No one ever got through you know what I understand, Pat,
because Josh said, I don't know ten years ago. You
know different, same word has different meanings one morning and
I'll never get it.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, Joe, Yeah, he hurt me. I had no idea
deeply I got him. I was gutted. Okay, all right,
what do we got here?

Speaker 7 (09:45):
We have Powerball news. Did you check your tickets?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah? Missouri and Texas.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
My problem is if I didn't win the power Ball,
I'd already spent the money.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
Did all of you play?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I played it and I forgot this past Saturday.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, I forgot. You got to take it after the
show was fun?

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Oh good?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah? But five thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
But you could win. You could win like money off
the tickets that don't win, right, that might be.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Thousand get off some numbers I haven't checked yet.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
They have a scanner at the story. You go in,
you check it got four bucks if you get the
powerballers on?

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Yeah, perfect four bucksything like that.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I wipe my ass with four dollars? Now is it
a single? Four times?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Oh? Yeah, you take two and then you roll them up. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
I think he's onto something you do two at a time. Hey,
we had the NFL schedule that started in earnest on Sunday,
the uh shoeing of the week. Uh seven and five
and three pushes?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's not bad?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
How did they know? Well? That's crazy? Hey, three of
the pick right on the number.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Including last night, Buffalo comes back to win forty one
forty over Baltimore in Buffalo. The bookies had Buffalo minus one.
How do they know?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Almost? Like almost? Oh yeah, you're on that.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah everybody knows. So what are your what are your
numbers this week? Then you lost last week? What what
do you got.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
That down?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I had the Chargers. Do you have a song today?

Speaker 10 (11:27):
Yeah, we got a little to over here Thomasina. All right,
Tommy girl, what are we going to do?

Speaker 6 (11:38):
We're going to uh no world record today or do
we have it? I think we do have a world record.
But it's an honest to gosh world record. Do you go,
guys watch Game of Thrones.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Loved it?

Speaker 6 (11:48):
You do you remember the the mountain? This big Swedish
guy they called the mountain on Game of Thrones.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Mountain.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
He sounds Formida.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
He said that weight lifting record over there. I don't
know how he kept his bowels and checked when you
see him lifting this unbelievable weight. So we'll get to
that well, but first we have a message from Willie
about the NFL season.

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Speaker 6 (14:24):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts
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O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee, Hi, Pat Godwood, Hello, Jess Hooker,
Hello Josh Arnold, keep rolling baby, Willie Griswold.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
I really like that that.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
I'm chick Bee and here we go. We've got letters, letters,
we get letters. Hello friends, Well hello to you on
the Bob and Tom Show. We all know Tom Griswold
is the king of dog walks. However, what are Tom's
tips for winter walkies?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh? They did.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
That's a British lady who trains dogs. I forget what
her name is, eleanor Rasmussen or something.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
She calls it walkies walkie and then you yank the
chain walkie and are the dogs all pumped when she says.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
Oh, yeah, they go nuts winter walkies. I just got
a dog this year.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
And it looks like it's a some sort of hound
m kind of a hang down face. Yeah, sad, little boy.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
They look like that as puppies too, do they just
always look old?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
They don't look old as puppies, but they look giants. Yeah,
they're super cute. See those there he is see the years.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
The regal Beagle.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
You know Barry Manilo had a beagle and named it Begel.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
Did you know that I had a beagle. We named him.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Robert in the couch Oh Robert, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
I always thought that story was really funny, The Robert
ate a hole in the couch until my Australian shepherd
ate a hole.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
In the bed.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm not the cabinets.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
You take all the trim work off.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's all she did. She ate.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I went to ash a hotel room base. That's a story.
That's a story. I'm going.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Uh, so I got this beagle. I'm wondering what Tom
would tell me about cold weather?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Coat for the dog? Oh yeah, I don't know. Does
your dad go coats?

Speaker 9 (16:37):
No, he doesn't like dressing dogs. That makes him angry. Yeah, okay, okay,
but that was man. I feel like he's changing things
up lately. Maybe he'll put a coat on the dog now,
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Sure what he's up to.

Speaker 7 (16:48):
Gucci makes a nice outfit.

Speaker 12 (16:51):
Dog has has boots when it's that was the next question?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Code or no coat? Boots or no boots? Yeah boots.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
James has boots.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, huh Will he go outside without them?

Speaker 5 (17:02):
No?

Speaker 8 (17:03):
Just when it's cold or when there's snow.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Right, right? But I mean will he go out? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I mean the didn't they all derive from wolves?

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (17:11):
I know, but they don't love it when you put
something on them. They're not having fun for the person.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
The ice in their Yeah, any clothing for.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
A dog and they come in from being outside. You
have to heat their feet up very slowly. Do you
have to spoon feed them some broth? Possibly, just to
make sure they're okay.

Speaker 12 (17:35):
I left my cat outside overnight. He didn't come home,
and he doesn't have the tips of zeers now because
they frostbit.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, so he's just got these.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Just wondering.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
A buzz cut situation.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Do you think he was out your kitty cat was
out catting around?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah? I'm for sure he was. He's a jerk.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
It must be great to be a male cat just
strutting around, pussy to pussy. Who cares? Right, that's right?

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, I mean they'll father multiple litters in a neighborhood,
won't they. Oh yeah, they don't care. They don't care.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Uh, Nathan, I don't know where Nathan is from. He
didn't actually say come on. There was a lot of
cowboy hat talk last week, along with the debut of
quote unquote model Tom wearing it quite possibly the best
he's ever looked. But how, how, how, how through the
entire week did we not get a single word from
the man straight from the land of cowboy hats and

(18:43):
the true wild West doctor Tom Whiskey, of all the people,
he would be the authority on Cowboy Hats and muld
no doubt have something interesting to say about Tom Adorning one.

Speaker 12 (18:55):
I think he sent Tom a private message. Oh yeah, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
All right.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't think Tom Whiskey's good off the cuff when
there's a script, right.

Speaker 9 (19:07):
Yeah, honestly I get a little afraid when he starts thriffing.
That's a little whiskeyan doc risky Okay, uh, Dear Bob
and Tom show. Love the show. I listened to it
every chance.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have, all right, might be just once a year.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
We don't know.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Yeah, my son came out of his mouth with Tom speak.
He was asking for his yearbook, and it came out
and said, hey, I want my school journey book. I
had an ex wife cut up all my yearbooks. One

(19:52):
are you kidding?

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Those are memories?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I don't know why? What crazy? I eventually got other copies.
But that's that's a crazy You have.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Ex girlfriends in the yearbooks. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
You know what? I I don't think. I think first
to try to figure out what was going on there.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah, maybe it was.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
It was the first marriage, it was yeah, boy, but
you can't stack up those divorces until you get married
for the first time.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Get that one out of the way, and then you
get like pancakes. Yeah, the first.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, I get a stack of marriage. Oh I had
waffles again this weekend.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Oh man, are.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
You making your own waffle? No?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
No, you order out looking awful fit and oh yeah,
I vomit afterwards. It's not a problem. Is what a
crispy waffle or a chewier waffle? I like a crispy waffle.

Speaker 12 (20:47):
I like a crispy edge, right, I'd like it better
fluffy in the middle.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Right, Okay, Oh, I like a better conversation.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Food crap.

Speaker 8 (20:58):
Doesn't like food.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
I hate food talk. Yeah, I've heard because I can't
make it. So, yeah, I'm a.

Speaker 12 (21:03):
Really great waffle iron that I should bring in. We
should do waffles.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
You know that syrup uh container? You get what's it called?

Speaker 7 (21:12):
Decanter spencer spenser? Okay, I use that whole thing.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
When I get a waft square.

Speaker 10 (21:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, it's maybe with butter butter. Yeah, I invented waffle butter,
but I haven't actually made it yet. It's so it's
a stick of butter right. But it's very, very very
very tiny. When you slice it, you just take one little.

Speaker 9 (21:38):
Oh yeah, that's the smartest thing you've ever said.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, it's about the size of a pencil, but square. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
And also I ordered Crispy bacon. But I told I said,
I need Crispy Crispy bacon, okay, And I think you
ordered something. When I got the Crispy Crispy bacon, I
think it was given to me sarcastically.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Was it burnt much like burn beyond recognition?

Speaker 6 (22:02):
It was, but it was I ate it. It was delicious.
I'll give him Crispy Crispy bacon. It was a handful
of bacos there you go.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Remember you would shake bacos on a baked potatoes bacon bits.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, it wasn't actual bacon, was it.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
Who knows what?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
It was? Bacon bacon flavoring.

Speaker 9 (22:21):
When I was in fifth grade, they put a salad
bar in at our school to try to make all
the kids healthier. And all that did was just become
a delivery system for a ranch and bacon bits. And
I would just turn everything into Willie g Surprise.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
It was awesome.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
How many eggs you put on the on a solid bar.
You on your salad. It's like six six hard boilers.
MANU Dear Bob a Toms show. I'm listening to Friday
Show and you were talking about foreigners saying they want
to play at Jason Kelsey and Taylor swifts wedding. Perhaps
Jason Kelsey should get They mean Travis, don't they Travis Kelsey,

(22:58):
You're right, should get Taylor Sweat have to play at
the reception?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Make her work holiday?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Why not?

Speaker 12 (23:06):
I mean she's gonna have somebody like Paul McCartney saying, right, like,
that's who they would have it their wedding.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, if they go that route. But I don't think
I just do it.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I don't think they go that round.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I hope we don't even know. I hope but one
day they go, oh, yeah, and we had a lovely wedding.
What Yeah, that would be. It's either that or they
sell it to a network and it's the next Princess
Diana wedding.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
That's true, they'll do that.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Why are you talking about Princess Diana? You know that
puts me in a sad mood.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
You remember what happened.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
On the anniversary of her death.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Is sorry at that time. Someone in my life took
it very hard.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
She died the end of August.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
It was terrible September.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
She was Yeah, they because they just put flowers on
her graver brother did I saw that?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Her brother's one of yell at Prince Charles.

Speaker 13 (23:57):
Yeah, the wait, Diana would have wanted them. Remember that part, Oh,
I remember that part. That English was good by English.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
English. It's just simply saying, Taylor could when your marriage happens, Josh.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
And it will right after hell freezes over, stop walking
in circles at your house eating bread again.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Would you hire a band or would you.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Hire a friend? I am DJ.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, I want to hear the studio versions of all
my favorites. Yeah, hang on just a second. Did you
offer just I just off?

Speaker 4 (24:41):
He didn't? He denied me?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Well you know why?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I do know what track record? Yeah, you quit and
go into hiding and Halloween.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
I will be performing in that song Lighthouse for an
actual couple that listens to our show.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
That's so wonderful.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
What's the track record with Lighthouse?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Every single time I played it, there was disaster, divorce,
and that was an actual death. You killed somebody someone
got someone Got a certain disease that from the radio
a little bit the Big Sea and they checked out

(25:20):
early Good, you're after lighthouse.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Can we please talk about waffles again? You are wedding asbestos.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
You should have a warning label on your torso, dear
Bob a Tom Show, I've got a thomism for you.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
The other night, my wife came to bed nice wearing
a brand new piece of lingerie. Right, that's cool, which,
in the moment I was excited, I could not think
of the proper word lingerie, so I said, hey, I
like cure suggestive pajamas. That's one of the best, because

(26:10):
that's very.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
And then he says, thankfully, it did not ruin the moment,
even though we laughed really hard.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
That's great.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
No, but you gotta laughing.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's good laughing, you know, no laughing at it? Serious
laughing in the bedroom, sex and drugs and rock and roll, baby,
serious focus.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I want to know the worst thing I ever said
the bedroom? Yes I do.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I was I was of age, but I was young
a right, this was the first time thing. It doesn't
involve Mommy doesn't know there are guys said, yeah, he
didn't mean actually her mommy, her calling you daddy stuff
like that.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
No, genuinely shocked in that moment.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Well, I misunderstood with your mom. I was, I can't
trust any of you.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
We're jack go ahead. I was.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Digitally pleasuring, or at least attempting to. I mean, you're
playing some uh tunes from Spotify, and uh there wasn't
much of a reaction for for for a little bit,
no reaction with it for a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
And I went, uh, is this is this right? Is
this okay?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
And uh?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Because yeah, why, I said, somehow this didn't end the
entire evening, But I said, I I just wanted to
make sure.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I was in the right canal, canal.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
If you were, and you would have known, there are
like five reasons why I had no reason.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
To say that.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
What was her reaction to canal? She laughed, and she goes,
you are, and uh then things got better.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
I guess, I guess if what if if you were
in what we're calling the wrong canal?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Would she have said anything or did she like a
little no. I think I don't think I would have
gotten his far. I think to me, I would have
immediately known it. Well, she might like wrong canal play. Yeah,
I mean, but that would have been I mean, that's
not a yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah. My high school buddy, first time about to make
love with a woman. He asked for a piece of chest?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
May I like? May I have a.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Piece of my friend Fred Schultz?

Speaker 6 (28:50):
I can't wait to get a piece of your chest,
he asked her politely.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
He was in the back of his Volkswagon bug. It's
hard enough in the back of the bug. May I
have a piece of yes? Can I feel you all?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I grab?

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah? He told me that in confidence. I told everybody
and he almost beat the hell out of it.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
How are we not making T shirts? That says number one?
Am I in the right canal?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Number two? May I have a piece of check?

Speaker 7 (29:20):
That's probably of the funnies?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Nervous?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Absolutely nervous?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Boys.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (29:25):
Could you just not find the right word? Are you
trying to be like sexy and kind of talk around
it or.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I don't know, trying to be areotite? And I really
don't know why I chose and I don't Did you laugh?
Not really? Because I was like I thought, oh, well,
she's gonna run.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Out of mind?

Speaker 8 (29:42):
Is done?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Did the word did the word whole even occur to
you that's a little rough, and that in that moment
it didn't seem right, seemed right.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
But worse than.

Speaker 12 (29:56):
That is when you are talking to someone and either
you didn't hear them or they didn't hear you.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Oh my gosh, that's the worst. Was that?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Huh? There's nothing more about you?

Speaker 8 (30:08):
Just yeah, I didn't tell you a secret, Like just
pretend like you heard me.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
The biggest yeah that has I have said? I'm sorry,
what did you say that? I have said that? Absolutely
I did.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
You have to.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Beg your pardon. But am I in the right canal? Like,
excuse me, madam? I? Uh, I can't help but notice
that you're either numb.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
You seem nonplus in the right canal.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
And while I'm here, can I have a piece of
chest NFL action?

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yesterday we'll go over the winners and the losers, and uh,
Indianapolis Colts set a record yesterday. They scored every time they.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Touched the ball.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
I mean, I told you guys that I'm never gonna
die yet.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
I mean, I I'm immortal.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Now it's Daniel Jones. He's he's he's the savior.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
I haven't been happy since the day Tyrese Haliburton's acl
went away and now I finally feel joy again. So yeah,
I know you've bet things are gonna be better, you guys.
Everything's on the up and up.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Give Danny time. He'll be running down the fields twenty
yards in front of everybody and just fall over, like,
are you doing this to me? Give me one day?
This is real.

Speaker 9 (31:23):
Oh I feels real good today. I'm a millionaire. I
have one million dollars and I'm never going to die.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Did you win money in the game?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
You know I have ten dollars. Bet we're all did
you better taste? I borrow ten dollars?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Don't you have a story coming up from Turkey?

Speaker 10 (31:38):
Do I have?

Speaker 7 (31:40):
I have a lot of leg news today, Legs shortening,
leg removal. We have a lot of legs stuff.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
There's a what movie is that? The one with John Matouzac.
It might be semi tough or some I'm not sure,
but uh Bo Spencon plays one of the linemen and
he's trying to pick up a girl and he goes,
I love your legs. Feet are on one end and
your is on the oven.

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Speaker 6 (34:19):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Right, there's Pat Godwin.
There's Jess Hooker.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Hey, Buddy, there's Josh Arnold, Jack Willie griswold Man. Yes,
because federal law mandates we have a Griswold on the show.
There's Ace Cosby.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
I am chick and I'm in the breakroom just moments ago,
and Josh is pretty good at this, So I'm gonna
toss you something. Josh, Okay, I found something in the
breakroom that triggered a memory.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, nice cash. Oh that is a tomato. Yeah, now
I wouldn't know it.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
My question is do you think that gets that would
get taken into youurologist and say, doc, my my penis
looks like this tomato.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I mean, that's the angriest red you've ever seen. It's
a little knuckly, it's it's nubby. It's yeah, it's pumpy.
It's unacceptable, is what it is.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
That's one of those tomatoes you hate, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Of course may taste great.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
It's closer to a carrot. Is you notice neither Josh
or I mentioned how how short it is. It's very pudgy,
that awful not on it. It looks like a sort

(35:44):
of a planter's wart right in the center. And I
think it's perfect just the way it is.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
I wouldn't eat it, but I hope that a girl
would eat it and lie to me about enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Eating your tomato is shaped like a Yeah, eating a tomato,
and if you're thinking about anything else, you're sick and twisted.
But isn't that like code when you're told no, no,
you're perfect.

Speaker 7 (36:09):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
It's not you're not big enough. But it's okay.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
It gets the job done.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
That that might be more hurt that.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Yeah, it may not. It may not fit the canal.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
My penis carries a lunch bucket to work. It gets
the job.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
Yeah, it just sounds like an old shovel when you
say it like it works. It's good enough for governments.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Time enough to lean clean. Nothing about this tomato that
is I mean, it's it's awful looking and hideous. But
somebody pulled this from the plant. Oh this isn't only
good enough to eat. This is good enough for me
to gift to someone. This was given to us. Yeah, yeah,

(37:00):
I if this, if somebody were to hand me this,
I would say, what did I do to you? What's
the problem?

Speaker 4 (37:06):
That's unacceptable?

Speaker 7 (37:08):
Tomatoes?

Speaker 12 (37:09):
Jason, hang on it, Ish, Yeah, Wait a minute, I
thought we were this is you, Jason's your buddy.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Oh your wife? Your wife? Uh attempted to grow this.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
John.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Part of this that's been so fun is that we
have this running joke about the handyman of tom who
breaks in.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Reason, he's the most important. I probably wouldn't have gone.
He is a good guy, but I would not have
gone as hard. It's lovely wife. Yeah, he brings me
jam not anymore. Yeah, it's over. It's over. So do
they have that?

Speaker 6 (37:53):
You know how you when you plant something, you save
a pack of the season and put it on them,
a little stick in the dirt. So can tell what
SO does to say beef steak tomato and this one
says butt plugged tomato.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
In fact, there may only be one way for me
to rectify everything wrecked. And that's that's that's not what
I was going on. You shouldn't you should have been.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
It was funny where where.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
We smell blood. I should probably eat this right now,
and that would erase everything that I have, Absolutely would.
I don't want to. I haven't. I haven't off, I
didn't rinse it off.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
This part this end real hard.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
That's not a good sign.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Well, that's because the hard end you gotta hold on
to and the song never mind, it's like a cherry.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
But it's so good.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Squirt in your mouth.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
And the hooker's right, it's delicious. Really, there's nothing better
than a fresh tomato. I agree, I'm sorry, a fresh
ripe and now a swig of coffee.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Good morning, sergeant.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Who does Who does the salt in the tomatoes? Anybody else?

Speaker 6 (39:07):
You got a season on tomatoes, butter, salt, and two
pieces of white bread?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Anybody nod of tomato sandwich?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, it doesn't sound bad. I don't know. Maybe some cheese.
I'm s and p though. You gotta go. I go
to salt, pepper.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
And bay leaves.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I'm celebrating fifty three years of a pepper free life.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
What you don't like pepper?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Pepper was forced on this to what I was going
to say, this has been discussed before. What I was
showing to say was it's too I can't take it.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Dear Bob and Tom show, Hey heard about I heard
you guys talking about rabbits on the show on Friday.
I forget what we were why we were talking about rabbits.
My two kids are in four h and showed rabbits.
There are currently forty one rabbits at my house. I
had to build a shed outside to house the forty
one rabbits. There are four in my basement and two

(40:11):
in the dining group. Guess who is allergic to rabbits. Fortunately,
I'm an over the road trucker, so I only suffer
when I'm home. I bet a lot of them over
the road truckers have that sent I only suffer when
I'm at home.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Let's see Tom Well, actually I did. I mentioned a
sax solo in a song on Friday. Thought I would
nominate my favorite sax solo. It is in the song
never Say Never by Romeo Void. Anybody I know the group,
but not the song. I guess that I'm a junior
walker and Urgent is my favorite. Yes, my favorite music. Yeah,

(40:54):
some sad news today.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Oh no.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
Rick Davies, co founder of super Tramp, died Saturday. It
is home on Lawe Island. He was eighty one. You
didn't say it, right, Trump, I'm supposed to say, oh.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
Yeah, And they were they Eric Clapton's backup band or something.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I think they were.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
He would know that, I don't. I love super I
love super Tramp too.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
I got to say the long Way Home. I don't
like the way they sing high. I don't care for that.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
He wrote and sang a number of the hits, including
Goodbye Stranger, which was a great song.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Yeah, look at my girlfriend. Have you heard the rumor
about super Tramp? And they predicted nine to eleven No
Breakfast in America. It kind of looks like.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
Oh you you know now that you've said that world.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Trade in the background.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Ye, it's one of those hits on that.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
Breakfast in America went quadruple platinum and earned two Grammy Awards.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
There was far less music back then.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
I like I like Crime of the Century that album.
That's great.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Favorite super Tramp song.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Even in the quiet moments.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
I don't even know that one.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Is that the name of a song.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Or it's from cremate? That's pretty.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
This is me on piano, and this is Josh singing.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Take a look at my girl friend.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Got not much of the girlfriend. It starts and ends
with bloody Well, right.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
That is bad. That great piano intro.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, Bomb is wonderful. Bomb I could give a little bit,
is always sweet. Yeah, the logical song.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Yes, another great one.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, I'm they were high when they route the logical
w the.

Speaker 7 (42:44):
To sleep, the questions.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Well that's the one you love. No, that's my least favorite, Pat.
I can't.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
I can't believe I'm singing this. That was gorgeous. Yeahs
then that can tar kicks in?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Come on? Can you play this?

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Pat?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
No, I've tried to attempt this intro really. Yeah, this
was a like like a rift. Doesn't it that he
just sat down?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Yeah? One of the top intros of all time?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:19):
You familiar with it, Willie, I'm not it.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
I'm coming kind of new to all this. Yeah, the
takeok on my girlfriend's song somebody sampled that.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
I know that version? Oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Oh weeah they did? Yeah, you know, give a little bit, right,
I know, give a little bit for sure. Yeah, this
this is awesome to you. Oh wait and.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Then it kicks in too. It's a great six six
and a half more minutes of a piano. No, I'm
kidding here we go? Are there horns in this? I
think it sounds like everything.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah, this song was everywhere. Yeah, it should have been
bloody well ride.

Speaker 7 (43:58):
And Rick Davey he wrote this song as well, so.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Son of again. Well you sure contributed, Yeah he did.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
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the Steelers.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
And news coming up with Christy Lee. A lot of
leg infos, a.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
Lot of leg info today. We got legs shortening, we
got legs removed. We have Darth Vader's lightsaber in the news.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Almost little baby loves leg shortening.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
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and I.

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Could do it. I think she's fatty Fator. That actually
probably not. She's probably one of those one tenors. It
somehow gets away with it. Do you know what they
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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk, Pat Godwins,
I chick, you have a you have a something ready?

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I got something for you, something of your We do
it to every fall once against the spread.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Whither something for you and the football? Betty.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
There's Jeff Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnoldo, Willie Griswald, an Ace Cosby.
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. Well, let's uh,
let's hear it, Pat Godwin. The shoeing of the week
this week so far seven and five good, good, tough
for the first first Week's all these always stuff, But

(46:44):
that's great. Three pushes three they had. The people who
made the odds had it right on the number.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
I think it should be ten and five. Because you
didn't win. You take that as a win.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
I like that very much, Sweet sweet push. But you
have a song that pertaining to betting, and uh, all.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Right, I'll look forward to the day.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
The shoeing of the week, that's right.

Speaker 18 (47:14):
Chick is the man in a Washington fan He worked
for bobbing thim on the radio.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Don't you know all the secret Sadie keeps those hot
nights in Fort Wayne, grapes all light football on TV
oor Mastered, picking the games for you and me. Against
the spread, Chicken is betting against the spread.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
It's a second week back and.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
He's betting against the spread, against the spread. Against the spread.

Speaker 18 (47:54):
So far as seven and five against spread.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
It's the sore away ahead only by two.

Speaker 18 (48:03):
Oh, look, I guess the spread that'll do.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
I thought it was going to be all complimentary, but
I can hear that it wasn't let's see here, that's right.
Last night, Josh Allen led Buffalo to three scores in
the final four minutes. They were behind by fifteen with
four minutes left in the fourth quarter, and a thirty
two yard field goal by Matt Prater who is my

(48:29):
and Pat Godwin's age as time expired. The Bills rally
from fifteen down, beating the Ravens last night forty one forty,
and the bookmakers had it Buffalo minus one.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Amazing, unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
And by the way, NFL teams have been behind by
fifteen with four minutes left in the fourth quarter out
of two thousand, three hundred and fifteen times, they've won
three times.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Now, that's who was. They figured that out.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
They figured that out.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
He's mumbling to himself somewhere.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
We did some interview on radio road the Super Bowl
a few years ago, and I asked, hey, how did
they get these really specifics? You'll hear things like this
is the first time in Monday night football history while
it's raining out that a team playing away has come back.
And he's like, you know, we just have an intern.
We have one guy for that, and that's his old
job is to give us weird stats all the.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Time, man oh Man, and also last night, Lamar Jackson
probably will receive a call from the league office. During
the Bill's Ravens game last night, Jackson connected with wide
receiver DeAndre Hopkins for a touchdown last night, and after
the score, a Bills fan in the stands slapped both

(49:48):
Hopkins and Jackson on the helmet. Jackson turned around and
almost went into the stands, but did manage to shove
that Bills fan in retaliation. Hmmm, I don't know if
your ticket allows you to shove the players.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Well, I say, yeah, you pay, you're allowed to kind
of do whatever you want. Is that wrong? Yeah, yeah
you can.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
Yeah, but then they can do whatever they want back, right.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
They must be protected.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
I think we have We might have a video that
there they are right in there where the cursor is, Okay,
there you go, there he goes, He hits him in that.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Now here comes tomorrow. I'm trying to see, like this
guy's motivation if he's trying. If he's just trying to
it's sort of an hey, good good job, I know.
But if he's is he's trying to push the.

Speaker 12 (50:44):
Guy, Yeah, he's pushing, Like if he smacked the back
of their helmet like good job, but with him pushing
the helmet on the side, a.

Speaker 9 (50:52):
Total id not to touch people while they're at work,
you know, I get you, Yeah, yeah, of course, but
you know because of people wait, you know, basketball players
or what they have their hands out, they want to
be touched and five it was an.

Speaker 12 (51:07):
Over cellouss the open hand push.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
I'm not saying it's acceptable to do any of that,
but this.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Is what a punk somehow, Lamar Jackson, will, I would think,
will be fine because you're not ever supposed.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
To go Well then that that guy should be banned
from the stadium.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
Well he might might, he can't control him at least
a receiver Sarin talking to you, I would think, yes, yeah,
the Bill's Mafia is what they call them instead of
a Bill's Nation or Washington Nation or whatever they Then
I don't know, Yes, who wasn't the attack?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
That guy just some fan? No attack too, Lamar jack
thank you. I just couldn't remember his name, mar Jackson. Well,
it turns and then a lady from Philly came down
and told Lamar Jackson, that's my helmet. I don't know
if you saw that. I meant to ask you if
you've seen that the the lady coming and getting the

(52:01):
ball back from the little kid who father father took
it from her. Yeah, that guy claims it was sitting there.
It was not just a woman's hand laying on the ground.
And if that's I mean this lady, she's I don't
blame the guy though, for going get out of take
it and get out of my face.

Speaker 8 (52:17):
That's exactly what I would do.

Speaker 12 (52:18):
He picks it up off the ground, he walks pretty
far from his seat.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Yeah, and grabs it.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
That's how foul balls work. It's their first If it's
spinning there on the ground, it's up for grabs.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
I was going to ask you, what do you think
of the the Internet and the Internet detectives who sure?
I'm sure ran a background check on that lady and
it was gross.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
The one one story I read it said though they're
trying hard, Internet saluths have yet to find out who
this lady.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
Lord Internet, anybody on their card.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I'm an Internet, Internet, especially in background information. Aaron Rodgers
looked very comfortable in his debut with the Steelers. He
threw four touchdown passes and no picks. Against his former team,
the Jets. The thirty four to thirty two win over
New York and East Rudford on Sunday, the Jets yell, hey,

(53:14):
how come you couldn't do that for us?

Speaker 9 (53:17):
Where was that man?

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Although after the game, Aaron did say I'm I'm pleased
to beat Ednie and all people connected.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
To the Jets. Wow. This is his twenty first NFL season.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
He was with the Jets for two years, well one
year the first year he tore his achilles.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
And other winners in the NFL.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Yesterday, Cincinnati in the Battle of Ohio beating Cleveland seventeen sixteen.
Indianapolis beat Miami thirty three to eighth. Colts score every
time they touched the ball.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Awesome.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
It's an amazing record. Arizona, Jacksonville, Vegas, Tampa, Bay, Washington, Denver,
San Francisco, Green Bay and the Rams all win Tonight
Chicago and Minnesota. The Bears hosting Minnesota, minnesot What did
you pick that game? And Chicago getting two, two or three.
I'm taking the Bears in the points, Okay, so we

(54:13):
will see.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Uh, there you go. That's exactly sport.

Speaker 7 (54:17):
It's coming up.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
More sports coming up.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Including oh, Natt, we had a NASCAR that's a Nascar
in a room room, and we had a room room
and a lovely moment between a boy and a girl.
I'm just a boy sweating standing in front of you
talking to a girl something like that.

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Really, I'm intrigued.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
That's right. It was a proposal, Christy.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
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Speaker 1 (55:54):
Sorry, thank you, Christy, You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
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and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bobba Tom Show.
Christy Lee, Hi, Pat Godwin, Hello, Jess Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnold, fight,
Willie Griswald, man, Ace Cosby. We are doing We're in
the middle of the sportscast and it's time for a

(56:20):
heartwarming sports story.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Oh, heartwarming.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
Nebraska Cornhuskers tight end Luke Lindenmeyer had bigger things on
his mind on Saturday night after the team beat the
Akron Zips sixty eight nothing.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
He caught the first touchdown pass of his career in
the game in the second quarter from quarterback Dylan Reyola.
Then after the game, he walked over to his girlfriend,
Kaylin Storovich. Okay, a Nebraska dance team member got down
on one knee and asked her to marry him.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
How about that? She said, Yo, A forty four.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
They're cute.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Forty four the number they're.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
So young, high school number.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I couldn't think of a better place to do it.
To tell you, I.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
Love watching the video. It's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
With all the dudes on the team went nuts all
the other.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
And now, oh my gosh, they're undressing, no idea what this.

Speaker 9 (57:26):
Fans are storming the field gettingvolved as well.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
My goodness, the corn Huskers are a team.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Yeah, and that brings us to one of these not
so stupid.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Though actually world record.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Uh. This guy's first name is h A F. P
O R. Half half poor.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Half, poor Julius Bjornson. You would think of like I
always think of. He's known as the Mountain. He was
on Game of Thrones as the Mountain.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Oh, the giant man.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Yeah, he holds the current deadlift world record. He set
it over the weekend. Set it over the weekend, five
hundred and five kilograms. Whoa, you're asking how many pounds is?

Speaker 7 (58:19):
How many pounds is that chick?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Thirteen pounds. That's insanity.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
He surpassed his own twenty twenty record of five hundred
one kilograms. Holy moly. Uh, he's performed. He used the
conventional stance. Yeah, was wearing a lifting suit, a belt
and figure eight straps. I had to his rectum. I
had to Yeah, I had to wait till Tom went

(58:45):
to get his hernia operated on. I couldn't do this
story in front of Tom. Yea boy, your belly would
just watch Watch how this bar bends with five hundred
on each end, and you'll say, so.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
I am the.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
Mountain that his lower back at him in his later years.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
That guy's awesome.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
I love thor Bjornson.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
God, he's a big boy.

Speaker 8 (59:15):
His neck is as white as my man.

Speaker 7 (59:18):
He is never.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Different. He's anywhere he wants to be.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
I have broken three beds and four women.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, no joke. Well do you think he has a
girlfriend and stuff?

Speaker 7 (59:33):
Of course, why wouldn't he?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Good looking guy weightlifting weightlifting groupies?

Speaker 9 (59:38):
He could pick up like ten chicks. You put girls
on the end of that thing, just get him.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Right up there.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
See that's what would have been done in the eighties. Yeah,
you put women on each end of that, remember that.
I don't think we should jump the coop. Maybe he's
queer as a football, Pat, I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
Every time queer's.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
A what football?

Speaker 8 (59:57):
I love that?

Speaker 1 (59:58):
You know football?

Speaker 7 (59:59):
Bat never heard that before?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Squeer to your ear.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Tom has taking a day off today's on assignment. He
might be having herniey surgery. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
But Pat's here, and you've got.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
If he is he shouldn't he have He's a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Dude, Yeah, he's a dude. Yeah, shouldn't hold on? No, no,
And of course Tom's not here, But that doesn't mean
Pat still isn't terrified to death of it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
But should shouldn't he is a man be having his
surgery anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
Don't you feel extra creative today, Pat? Don't you feel
like you can stretch out a little bit?

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
A lot of times Tom will have me do songs specifically,
you know, that have feces in them, or they're a
little there, a little racier for my.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
He'll he'll suggest my world view, and I'm for your
world view.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Yeah, perhaps, all right? I like to keep it on
the clean side. You okay, So I don't get the
chance dignified, Yeah, I don't get a chance to do
the more intellectual, like after I read a book like
Warren Peace, I'll have thoughts and I'll write a song.
So you know, I like to do well. Maybe since

(01:01:12):
he's not here, I could get a chance. Can you do?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeahre thoughtful? Yeah, Okay, here we go. Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
I got a pimple on my balls. I found it.
I found it there when nature called. I used to
get them on my face, but never such a place.
Lack of pimple on my balls. I was checking out
my sack. It was hiding by my crack. You must

(01:01:48):
check yourself for lumps or bumps, both big and small.
I got a pimple on balls? How did they get
the hell down there? Hiding in my pumil care?

Speaker 18 (01:02:02):
It is quite a spectacle, A postl of mystacles.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Should I leave it? Should I pop?

Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
It's so big?

Speaker 18 (01:02:13):
My need them up. I might use some clear a
sill or an anti echi pillar. I got a pimple
on my bows.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
I will hover from now on.

Speaker 18 (01:02:27):
Not dirty John, Stay away from gas stations, stalls and
glory holes in the walls. I got a pimple on
my paws. I'm avoiding girlfriend's calls. Must self examination that
leads to masturbation. I got a pimple on my balls,

(01:02:50):
Papa popk.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
You very much what I want to do? What comes
from that?

Speaker 19 (01:02:57):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
What if? What if?

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
That comes the new Pat Godwin signature song? You have
to do it they introduce you with that tune. Areas
of course, from pimple on my balls, it's Matt.

Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
Guys could get pimples on their balls.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
That's I have got one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I don't think I believe that can happen, but it does.
It does. Thankfully I've not had to deal with that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
We have testicles in the news today in the news, yes,
and here it is now a Kentucky man in custody
after he allegedly broke into his brother's home and stabbed
him in the testicles.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Take that and that now? Is this a common thing
for brothers? You? You?

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
I don't know, do you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
I have no only so I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Yeah, we didn't do that.

Speaker 9 (01:03:44):
We did just regular fighting, you know, throwing them against
the treadmill kind of thing, Just that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
If I'm stabbing my brother, it's in the face, so
we can't have an open coffin.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
The suspect entered his brother's home in the middle of
the night without permission. When his brother woke up, the
man reportedly stabbed him in the testicles with scissors. Whoa.
The struggle ensued, the suspect putting his brother in a
chokeold before he managed to escape. Of course, the suspect
arrested on charges of burglary, strangulation, and assault.

Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
What's the motive?

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I don't know what's going on. There doesn't say a motive.

Speaker 9 (01:04:25):
This could be they got in a fight when they
were twelve playing Xbox and it's built and built and built,
and now here we are.

Speaker 8 (01:04:32):
I stapled my brother's fingers together.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Once there we go, there we go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
What was the motive?

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:04:39):
Well, we watched Batman and Penguin's hands were together, and
I was like, wouldn't it be cool if your hands
were like Penguin's hands?

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
And so I stayed by.

Speaker 12 (01:04:48):
I only got two together though before he started old
yeah old, I don't know. I was probably seven, was
like five.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:04:56):
Yeah, there is nothing where on earth than an older sister.
They are the worst bullies, Torre.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:05:05):
We also love hard to so like it. The it
swings both ways.

Speaker 9 (01:05:09):
I mean, just getting a little makeover, learning dances.

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
We just talked about this.

Speaker 12 (01:05:14):
I would put dresses and make up on my brother
when he was little, like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Just like he was your own personal doll.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Was you're a doll.

Speaker 9 (01:05:22):
You're a background dancer or whatever they want you to be.
And they're bigger than you and there in charge, and
they're mean. God, I don't like them, Lucy, if you're listening,
I'm not saying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
My best friends older sister would put him in a
sleeping bag and just not let him out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:05:34):
No, I used to lock my brother in the pantry.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Yeah, what the hell's going I know?

Speaker 12 (01:05:42):
I was like, Yeah, the way I could, I could
sit on my bottom and push my feet up against
the pantry door or my back up against the pantry door,
and then up against the cabinet so that he couldn't yes,
And then one time he broke free and he busted
my lip wide open.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Family.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
There's a famous story about Reggie and Cheryl Miller who
they would play one on one basketball out on the
driveway most of us have, and Cheryl would always beat
him always.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
But then when Reggie was like a senior and Cheryl
was just getting ready to go to U. C.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
L A.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Or whatever or usc.

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
Cheryl took it to the basket and Reggie pinned the
ball up against the backboard, and Cheryl goes, we're done.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
We're not playing, We're done no more. Yeah, these days
are over. This suggests something sexual.

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
Maybe like I'm I'm sorry I went in and did
a dive on the Yeah, and there's no motive listed.
But somebody's sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
You go for somebody's nuts exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Yeah, somebody sleeping with somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
How do you come back with a brother sleeping with
your wife. Let's say what happens there.

Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
Did you and your brothers ever date the same girl?

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Not not dated? Was that? Wasn't it close with the
girl you lived with?

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
Not dated?

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Three of us made out with the same girl. Yeah,
over the course, not at the same time. No, No,
it was over the course of a couple of years,
and I don't think any of us were aware. It
was just like, oh, yeah, I remember one time at
a party I made out with her. Then my other
brother was like yeah, me too, and others like me.

Speaker 9 (01:07:23):
Really wow, we had this in my family and it
was me, my brother, and my sister with the same girl.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Nice, I know, what are you gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Yeah, Yeah, that's that's a little more rad It.

Speaker 7 (01:07:35):
Sounds like this girl had a thing for Arnold Man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
I think she was.

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
That pass around Patty was that Oh yeah, that's the
only reason she went to parties.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
She wasn't there for the punch.

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
Okay, swingers resort in Palm Springs, California is on the market.
The Exotic Dreams Resort hotel features forty rooms and a
sex may It was listed for one and a half
million dollars. Yeah, tens of thousands of people have come
visited the place, according to this mister and and Adam Gilbert,

(01:08:11):
who's listing the property, They stop me on the street
and say, I have this memory there and and this
happened and it was crazy. It's a historic in that regard.
So if you'd like to have a swinger's hotel and
Palm Springs weird.

Speaker 12 (01:08:23):
Yeah, what is a I feel like we let that
go pretty I think the dead end is a little scary.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
That sounds awful.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
I don't know exactly what a sex maze would be either.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Like a Glori whole situation.

Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
Maybe, Yeah, why didn't they have you could walk through
a colon?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Remember that?

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Yes, I've seen that. I have seen that. Yeah, the
colon thing is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
You know what? That may have been sexual for somebody though. Yeah,
it was meant for health and you know, learning, But
there may have been some guy who went I've always Finally,
my giantest fantasy is I'm true and I can walk
through a huge coal.

Speaker 6 (01:09:03):
I consider Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman pornography, right right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Yeah? Have you ever seen Attack of the fifty Foot Woman.
I've seen two versions. I saw the old, the old original,
the old that I saw, the remakeer that Christopher Guest did,
yeah with Darryl Ham. Yeah, and there's talk of another one. Really, yes, you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
Remember the old one. The husband who's normal size is
in a bar trying to pick up a woman, and
the fifty foot woman comes and tears the roof off
the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
It looks down. What are you jo? Yeah, it's a
great movie.

Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
Sorry, I was trying to figure out what a sex
maze was. I'm looking at the article here. Uh it's
a I guess you go on the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Maze and you just bang.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I wonder if you wander around first and find stuff?

Speaker 8 (01:09:51):
Who's there?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
No, no, we know what a hedge maze is right,
And it's one of those motels though that's like one
you know, like one story. It's it's got some really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Don't they have like a theme like Roman Room.

Speaker 9 (01:10:07):
No, they don't have that a hotel like a big
Martini glass.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
I think it's more for the gentleman.

Speaker 20 (01:10:17):
Oh is that right, corn hole? Ma me that what
you're saying that is right for doing right there?

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
Yeah, I mean it's like the fact we all thought
of it and didn't say that. Pat went ahead and
blazed a trail and those people are not worried about
being in the proper canal.

Speaker 19 (01:10:40):
Well right, well, you know the guys, you know the guys,
they love the canal.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
They're like Teddy Roosevelt man getting that canal. Let's do
that thing coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
Are you having less sex than before? Well we'll talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
That before what yeah, before the operation?

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
Did you have an operation that you were talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
Well, maybe maybe I had some stuff taken out and
some other stuff put in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
You know, I know, something tucked up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
A different world.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Oh it's a different time now. Oh yeah, yeah, everything's different.
Frontiers are beating.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
We'll explain whatever it is with the hell we're talking
about We'll be right back. This is the Bobb and
Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:11:33):
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Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Welcome back to The Bobb and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
I'm cold now, I'm sorry, yeah cold.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
There's Jess Hooker, I'm freezing. There's Josh Charnold. Pat, do
you want to borrow one of my shawls?

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Do you have a showl or is it a book
reading shawl?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I don't know what this is target book about a blanky?
How about a blanky? There's Willie Griswald. Guys, wear your shawl, Grandma.
Let's talk on that shawl for a while. Will Yeah,
helping Shirley. Sir Christy, what's going on over there on

(01:12:29):
the news desk?

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
Well, there's new data out there that shows the number
of Americans having regular sex keeps declining.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
You, guys, go data or dada I go data? Are
you a data man?

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
A data man?

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
I go data?

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Who's your data?

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
Data data?

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Who's your data? Sack? Sack secks?

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Do you like that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
By the way, Pat, I know, women calling you daddy. No, yeah,
I didn't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Like them to call me mommy. The oldest change and check.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
How far?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
How far have you gone dressing up like a woman,
the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I've worn women's underwear as a joke with a with
a lady for a short period of time.

Speaker 8 (01:13:10):
Bedroom you kept them. It wasn't out in public.

Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
No, it's funny.

Speaker 8 (01:13:14):
I would laugh at that.

Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
You haven't worn like in the theater. You didn't have
to dress as a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Oh, we had tights on in Romeo and Juliet. They
were rather yeah you like that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
No, could they tell you?

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
I showed off my rocket legs and it was distracting
from the audience. Such must muscle.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Concentrate on Romeo and Juliet when they're looking at ben
Voglio's ball rocket legs? You said, oh, I have ever
seen my legs?

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Have legs?

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Have I ever seen your?

Speaker 18 (01:13:44):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
I dream about your legs.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
They're they're good.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
Wear shorts. You've never worn them.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
I wear shorts, but I wear them like to the knee,
like it's where people, the kids are doing it. I
used to wear them up, you know, yeah, to show
off those are.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Then? I'll show them on.

Speaker 9 (01:14:01):
I was buying shorts like the regular short story and
it was like a five six inch end scene, not
like a cool place place.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
It's not like the Tom Selleck Magne pan. Oh yeah, yeah,
like way up against your call.

Speaker 7 (01:14:15):
Those huggers, yeah, nut huggers.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Yeah, the little peak that looks back. Remember those NBA
for that huggers.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
I mean unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Yeah, how do you getting tube socks? How do you stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Larry birden parallel short?

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Idea? Holy hell?

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Where were we? Oh? You were talking about less sex.
In twenty twenty four, less than forty percent of respondent
said they are having sex weekly, down from less than
half in twenty ten and fifty five percent in nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
See do we know the age group here?

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
Ummm, we do know, I don't. The percentage of young
adults eighteen to twenty nine who reported having no sex
in the last year rose from a little over ten
percent and twenty ten to nearly twenty five percent when.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
Each Yeah, I was shocked when people of Willie's age
and younger don't care about getting their driver's license.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
I was bowled over by that. They don't care now
apparently they don't care about sex. And no, they don't
care about sex, Willie.

Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
I know it's my generation's fault, you guys, and I
apologize for all of them in front of you. Right now,
we're a bunch of losers that aren't having sex, and
we're not driving anywhere, and we're ruining the damn country.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Well, the only reason I would have my driver's license
so I could drive somewhere to have sex.

Speaker 9 (01:15:28):
Oh my gosh, dude, that first day, I wanted to
go get a coffee in the drive through and right
to go have sex.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Say that, Has everyone here done it in the car?

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah yeah. Vehicle fun, but
never great. It's incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Uh yeah, for sure. I'm kind of a big guy.
Though it doesn't work out great.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you gotta kind of. You're moving around
a lot of elbows going everywhere. Yeah, they really get there.
My legs have to be fully stretched up so I
can't open the car door. It is true, I could stretch.
I trained myself that way. Hang on just a second.
I don't want you to take this the wrong way. Yeah,
but what the hell's wrong with you? You can just
any You don't have to have a particular position. I

(01:16:15):
could be standing, I could be hanged. I can super
envy if you.

Speaker 8 (01:16:19):
Can't be on your knees.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Even you can't be like the last.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Look like all I have, all all these positions I have,
but it takes so much longer than a particular Yeah
your Oh yeah, like I need to be like I'm
on a raft. Yeah that is great, like the like
the corpse corpse post with her ride into town. Right,

(01:16:46):
don't like that. I think it's I think I messed up.
I think it's because that's how I trained myself. Yeah,
I should have been training myself in many different positions.

Speaker 8 (01:16:58):
So can you do it standing up? Because you're like,
are straight there?

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
You have good strong?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
I do, But.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
No, it doesn't. It has happened. But again it just
adds like twenty or thirty minutes. Jesus Christ, it's crazy.
It's crazy. Well, most people will tell you you play
like you practice, so you can practice this way exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Put the book down.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
So that's my That is my advice to anybody eighteen,
you know, learning, enjoying, Switch it up, baby, switch it up.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
Married adults had markedly more sex than their unmarried peers,
where five percent of married men and women have weekly
sex compared to thirty five percent of their unmarried peers. However,
married adults are still experiencing what they're calling a sex recession.
Between nineteen ninety six and two thousand and eight, nearly
sixty percent of married adults we're having sex once a week,

(01:17:51):
and at number felt under fifty percent for a period
of twenty ten to twenty twenty four. And they're blaming stress,
technology and shifting cultural norms.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Holl's that that's just a big explanation for I hate her.
I'm so sick understanding just noise coming out these shifting
sexual norms. Don't shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
Can you guys have.

Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
Sex with somebody that you hate?

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Have you ever done that?

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
That's so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
Pat was right on.

Speaker 7 (01:18:33):
There's a fine line between very.

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
It's very common for the backslide. Yeah, you know, like,
oh sure I've never done that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Yeah I have not.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Just I'm not somebody I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
No wait, I guess that would qualify someone you hate.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
I really hate anybody?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Yeah, not even me.

Speaker 12 (01:18:50):
No, I mean, like, if you like, if you really
just wanted to hook up and and the person that
was there was like maybe like just a friend of
a end, and she was a girl and she was annoying,
and you're like, oh my god, I hate her, but
she's the only one left.

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
That's all I gotta do.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
To me, yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
But to me, he's the only one. It stands. It's
it's you kind of don't hate her totally.

Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
Right, right, there's something's okay, Yeah that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Otherwise you go home and yeah, lay in your back.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
Someone who loves you you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Yeah, stick your legs out straight, and ye go to town.
Oh yeah. A couple of wiggles with the big toe andlamo.

Speaker 8 (01:19:38):
I feel like I know too much.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
I think my health last part was a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
I just I don't believe you. I am being serious.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
I was like, okay, I'm gonna wiggle my big toe twice.
No you call it blamo.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Oh yeah, that's a young that's a young man's game
that I announced.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
My health teacher in freshman year in high school, hold
up his right hand and said, fellows, this will be.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
The best lover you ever had. Something like a man
said that to you. Yeah, yeah, no, it's a class yeah,
they were. Oh and there's he wasn't referring to his hands.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
He might have been, now that I think about, he's
one of those guys that I never got along with
in high school. I thought it was obvious that he
didn't care for him. And I went back a couple
of years ago for a football game and he came
and sat down me like we were old friends, and
was like, did you grow Oh okay, you were still
like no, dude, no, get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
No I didn't. I didn't, but I mean, yeah, my superpower.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
As people know, I hate him, so yeah, right, so yeah,
but he didn't pick up on the social que if
you will, some people don't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Some people don't. Yeah, they're tone deaf. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:20:55):
One and eight Americans say they're overthinkers. What do you
guys say about that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Well, I've been think about mullet over first. Yeah, one
in eight sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
A new survey reveals how people's second guests their daily decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
You think. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
They talked to two thousand adults. The average adult second
guess is over forty percent of their daily decision daily
WHOA maybe big life choices, but I don't know about
daily man. One in eight are even greater overthinkers, who
contemplate nearly every decision. The average person makes how many decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
In a day?

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Oh this is weird tons, Yeah, it's got to be
one hundreds.

Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
And this sounds like like a philosophical question about free will.
Now it's very Do I put my shampoo in today?

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
You're not wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
According according to this story, fifty decisions are made in
a day.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Way more so low?

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
That does sound so low?

Speaker 8 (01:21:54):
I feel like I've done fifty decisions this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
Yes, and yes, by the way, I want.

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
One and for admitted they often get overwhelmed with choices
in the grocery. Oh yeah, five feel pressure to always
try and make the right purchase, and the average person
will spend four minutes deliberating each item at the groceries.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
I do that, I'll be looking like Japanese barbecue sauce,
being like, who do I think I am? Put that back? Man?
Don't get the sweet baby rays go back.

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
Anxiety. Oh yeah, the different options.

Speaker 8 (01:22:35):
That's my favorite thing.

Speaker 9 (01:22:36):
Is I had a panic attack yesterday deciding if I
wanted salted unsalted or garlic herbed butter.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
It took me six minutes. I was standing there freaking out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Man, that is no way to garlic.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
I don't know what I wanted. I went with the
carry gold, love the carry gold. What they're doing with
the language.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
It came out of nowhere right too.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Next, don't care at all? Is at all? Coming up?

Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
We're going to talk power ball. We do have a
couple of winter winners, if you will in Missouri.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
In one in Missouri, one in Texas.

Speaker 6 (01:23:12):
But they it could be Bob and Tom Show listeners
could be I think you know, thank you for coming
the form of dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
I want to kick us some and if you want
in Texas, you're winning more money than the person in Missouri.
Do you know why?

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Texas? No state taxes, no state in Texas, Texas. Right,
can you switch it up now that you've won.

Speaker 7 (01:23:36):
You can move from Missouri to Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
To the old the old switcher room.

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
Yeah, we'll talk about exactly how much I have that
right here? Coming up?

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
All right, we'll be right back. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Park Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:23:51):
We just toll free at one eight eight eight Bob
Tom one for a bobbintom dot com. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Welcome back to the Bomb and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance News desk.
It's Christie Lee, Hello, Pat Godwin, Hey Chicken, Jess Hooker, Hello,
Josh Arnold. You know we have a comedian coming up.
I heard that, Brian Bates. Yes, the wonderful Brian Bates.
Looking forward to that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
Willie Griswold, Heyboddy Ace Cosby hed, anybody.

Speaker 7 (01:24:24):
See Nate on the cudio Sunday morning?

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
I did not.

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
It was very nice. They did a really nice piece.
He's going to be hosting the Emmys coming up on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Hell yeah, yeah wow.

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
I brought that up because of Brian Bates.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
That's a.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
I wonder what that pay? Who books that? I wonder
what page? How much that page? I'll hook you up? Yeah, yeah,
or like fifty bucks or something? No, I think you
can get a little.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
More, can you.

Speaker 7 (01:24:50):
What did Nikky host? She hosted the Golden Globe.

Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
Yeah, she was at the VMA's last nice. She was
looked great.

Speaker 7 (01:24:57):
She always looks great.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
What about Nikki's Golden globes. That's my friend.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Could I say she has nice games?

Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's Would you like to touch your chest.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
A piece of chess?

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Yeah, I have a piece of chess. Fred Shields ask
her about the canal proximity.

Speaker 7 (01:25:22):
Hey, two lucky power ball players, one in Missouri and
one in Texas, will share nearly one point eight billion
dollars after matching all six numbers and Saturday nights drawing
eleven twenty three, forty four, sixty one, sixty two. Powerball
was seventeen seventeen.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
The winners can choose an annuity paid over thirty years
or the lump sum, which is estimated at eight hundred
and ten million before taxes. Now, that means each winner
could choose to receive four hundred and ten point three
million dollars in cash before taxes. Now, the federal tax
people take their share thirty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Percent government shot. Do take a bat, Yeah, So that's.

Speaker 7 (01:26:03):
Two hundred and fifty eight point five million. That's what
they'll get after taxes from the Feds. Now, the Texas
winner has no state income tax, so we'll get to
keep that. The Missouri winner, however, Levy's a four percent
tax on lottery winnings, reducing their final payout to two
hundred and forty two point one million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
I'd be furious if I want a one point seven
billion dollar lottery and walked away with two hundred million. Wow, Well,
and what place and the place that sold them the tickets?
Win something? All right? I think?

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
So get nothing that doesn't come out of my end,
doesn't Oh, what's out of your end?

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Baby?

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
It's cheaper to not win the lot might have the
math wrong on that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:48):
Well, it's stuper especially if you don't play, because if
you don't.

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
I'm concerned about how much time it would take me
to spend four hundred million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
About six weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
After you buy jet skis for your dogs? Going to
get you?

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
By the way, that's an Apple subscriptions alone. I don't
know what else you think you would buy?

Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
Seriously, if I.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
Had four hundred ten million dollars, yeah, a big farm
right next to Joe in Virginia, promptly one of those deals.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
Well, no, I'd moved to London immediately. Would you really
and change my name and you never see me again?
You bunch of pricks?

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
No, no, I mean I'd keep working like thing. Once
a year we would open up the mail here and
there would just be like one dead rose and we
would just know that you were still out there. Happy
day from England's Rose.

Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
I just went in Codet to London and like the
end of the Batman movie when the Michael k I
just see we not it's understood, don't say a word.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
Here's the thing. I think it's countryside England though, right,
he's got a place in the city.

Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
He's got place placet ball the summers in Ibitha.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
I mean you're all over the place I'd be.

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
I'd live across the street from the time machine there
and the Brompton Cemetery.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Oh yeah, there's a time machine there and that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
Are in London right now. They went to Oxford yesterday.
Oh what for to visit the campus. They wanted to
see the university.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
O the campus.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
You must see the campus. The campus to Oxford gorgeous.
A lot of drinking over there on that campus. English
got to It's all warm beer though right warm and
served a relatip a warm, yes, humid almost. Sometimes you

(01:28:37):
pick up your glasses empty. Somebody will come up and go,
oh is that good.

Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
It evaporates sometimes.

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
Speaking of Britain, a British surgeon who had his legs
removed to satisfy a sexual obsession.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Oh, now you're talking daddy's language.

Speaker 7 (01:28:57):
It has been jailed for fraud. What according to the Guardian,
Neil Hopper joe Ppe.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
Hopper, I don't believe.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
This story.

Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
This is from the Guardian, Oh, the Guardian. According to
this report, Neil Hopper used dry ice to freeze his
legs so that they were no longer viable and required amputation.
Good lord, he said.

Speaker 14 (01:29:27):
It was.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
Apparently this amputation was for sexual gratification, but he filed
insurance claims that his legs were removed due to sepsis
rather than self inflicted injury, so he received a pay
out of over six hundred and thirty thousand dollars. The
forty nine year old spent that money on a camper van,

(01:29:49):
a hot tub, wood burner and construction.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Yeah, a couple of ramps.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Yeah, camper van. Who's driving.

Speaker 7 (01:29:57):
He received a thirty two month jail sentence after pleading
guilty to charges of fraud by fold.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
It was almost it's only a matter of time before
he went to jail. He didn't have a leg to
stand as.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
He used to have a nice reputation too, but now
he's half the man he used to.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:30:15):
Come on, there there are people that don't cut their legs,
but they strapped their leg up against them and walk
down as if they don't have anything past.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
They don't fully commit like this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
Yeah, what was that show that we watched with Billy
Bob Thornton where that second episode was the second season.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
He's the lawyer, Yeah, the second season I was in Hamilton,
wasn't it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
Yeah, So the NHS was not real happy about being defrauded.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
No, I mean, how would you? But that's your sexual thing. Yeah,
you can only do it once.

Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
Right, unless it's all your limbs. You got your arms,
you can go to next.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
But he was a surge can he come out?

Speaker 7 (01:31:01):
And some of his former patients, including some who underwent amputations,
have contacted the Medical Negligence Firm an able law with
concerns about their treatments.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
I went to this guy for a hangnail, so he
locked off my arm.

Speaker 6 (01:31:19):
Actually we went to him and I said, you want
to come out and play some pick up baseball? And
he goes, you know, I don't have any arms or legs. Yeah,
you could be third base.

Speaker 7 (01:31:29):
It's not the only leg story we have in the
news today.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Get a load of this leg story.

Speaker 7 (01:31:33):
Yeah, let me find it. Hold on, hang on there
with me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Are you saying that you're upset about a tall woman? Well?

Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
Yeah, I never thought this was a thing, being a
short person, that there would actually be somebody interested in
getting their legs.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
It's short, it's desirable.

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
A controversial new trend is emerged with women traveling to
Turkey to undergo leg shortening surgery. The elective procedure involves
breaking and resetting bones, market marketed as a way for
women to appear more petite like.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
The isn't that a part of the plot of Gatica
or something that guy undergoes a lengthening I guess they
put pone in.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
I mean we've talked about that. I guess excruciated.

Speaker 21 (01:32:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:32:17):
Critics describe the operation as brutal and dangerous, raising concerns
about complications and long term mobility. Despite the risks, clinics
report an increase in patients would I say.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Critics a whole different operations.

Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
They reported an increase in patient seeking the drastic treatment.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
Wow's never.

Speaker 8 (01:32:43):
I would never want to be short.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
I mean I am, we are every day. I hate
being short too.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
You can't. Aren't you scared of? Aren't you both scared
of tall people?

Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
Though I'm not scared of.

Speaker 8 (01:32:58):
I do realize that.

Speaker 12 (01:32:59):
I'll say something like, oh, you know, she was really
tall and they're like she's five six and I was like,
that's really tall.

Speaker 7 (01:33:05):
And they reduced the patient's height only by merely two
inches too, so it's not like yet a haircut.

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
Yeah, try glasses that'll ever come back. The big light
bold head that women used to have fifty My mom
used to have.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Behive hair and.

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
They wrap it in toilet paper to sleep on it
so it wouldn't get off. Smoosh.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Yes, she had a pick and she'd pick it up
and make it. Oh yeah, make it higher. An awful woman.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
That's not a glasses Yeah, ice roy cigarettes. It was
a classic look. It was yeah, yeah, classic, that's what
it was.

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
I mean it is well for that time period. It
was the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Man man.

Speaker 7 (01:33:48):
She didn't smoke Viceroy though it was Arrington. Terrington's Oh
she'd rather fight than yeah, but the bee hive and
the cat's eize. Yeah. By the way, the surgery leaves
patients wheel chair bound until they can undergo months worth
of physiotherapy. What in the world you are fine, just the.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Where you are. It was worth two inches.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
Make sure people get spit on more than we don't
get spit on accidentally.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, people always talking over them or down.

Speaker 7 (01:34:18):
We get knocked down a lot, but you get up again. Yeah,
never going to keep you down. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
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That's all you had, fellows drinking, another guy drinking, a
log er drinking than the having.

Speaker 9 (01:34:42):
A whole song about getting back up once they fell.
They really didn't get back up to.

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enough money to make off one song for you to
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don't even know how many members of Chumblewamba there are,
you know what? There could be three, there could be
thirty two. I always thought, right, said Fred, Those guys
looked a lot like the guys in Chumblewamba.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
I thought they were the same.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Look it up. Wasn't there a gallon chumble?

Speaker 7 (01:36:16):
Was there?

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
The female voice.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Pissing the night away, she's she's those lovely lyrics. I
forgot about the breakdown. We'll be back with stay right there.

Speaker 6 (01:36:30):
This is the Bobbit Tom Show. Welcome back to the
Bobbit Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's
Christy Lee, there's Pat Godwin. Chick, there's Josh Arnold. There,
Willie Griswold. Hey man, he's Cosby. I'm Chick McGee and
we have a special guest in the studio. It's the
one the only Brian Bates. Hello, there's a little there the.

Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
Radio.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
There's a lot going on.

Speaker 7 (01:37:02):
There's a lot and you got to talk right into
that microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Sorry, she is the news. Yes, boss, you around, there's
no getting around it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
Nice to see you around.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Yeah, thanks for having me. Yes, don't change, you know,
on the car and hanging out.

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:37:20):
I uh, I was at uh Helium last night here
and I like to promote my shows after the facts. Yeah,
if you have a time machine, come see me at
Helium Sunday, September sixth.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
I like the way you say time machine. You said
time Maine.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
Because I'm from the South.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Where are you from exactly?

Speaker 4 (01:37:39):
Nashville?

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Yeah, born and raised and just outside of Nashville, Lebanon,
Homa Crocker Barrel.

Speaker 6 (01:37:44):
Oh yeah, how did you feel about the logo change?
And you're probably up in the arms irritated.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
I didn't care.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
I know that's great radio, but I really killed that night.
What the Colts game yesterday?

Speaker 12 (01:37:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
Okay, yeah, I was there, man, it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Were you there, Willie?

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
It was great.

Speaker 9 (01:38:04):
I'm never gonna die again, you guys, everything's great. I'm
the richest man alive and I'm never gonna die immortal.
The Colts are great and nothing can go wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:38:10):
Then there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Did you go to Saint Louis Rams games, Josh? When
you were in when they weren't saying went to one?

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Did you see Georgia Frontiera, the owner of the I
guarantee she was there. Went before the Greatest show on
Turf so ninety six ninety five, So they weren't. They
were awful. Yeah, it was like Mark Bulger and yeah,
I mean we got isn't Trent Reen the guy that

(01:38:38):
the Rams picked up and then he immediately got injured
and then they like and then I guess we're stuck
with his Kurt Warner guy? Yeah, boy doubt. Yeah, she's
never played a doubt. Holy hell, is that a touchdown? Yeah,
stuff like that would happen. Yeah, Brian, you're fifty three
married lost? Are you lost yet? I got lost coming here?

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Oh yeah, the Woods's that's confusing. And you have a
young kid, right I do? I have a three year
old daughter?

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
Okay, they waited a little bit. Well, now Chirstie has
some thoughts on that. Okay, what do you mean I
have thoughts on that? Well, you and I stopped having children.
Oh normally not normally?

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.

Speaker 22 (01:39:18):
People people love to ask why, you know. They overadalyze
it because there was our first child. I was fifty
years old, had our first child, and they're like, was
it a calling from God? Was it a midlife crisis?
And the truth is we just need a caregiver, and
we don't want to have kids when we were young
because if we live to be really old, they'll be
old too.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
They won't take care of us. We wanted a fifty
year head start.

Speaker 22 (01:39:42):
That's nice, But I watch your well those baby dolls.
I'm like, what's you try to putt an adult diaper on?
Just to see if you could do that?

Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
Boy, that's love isn't it knowing you're looking at that
person and thinking you're going to change my diaper one day.

Speaker 7 (01:39:58):
I don't want to think about that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
I mean, we treat her like any other child. She
can go to any nursing school in the country. She'd like,
that's really nice. Are there other challenges with being an
older parent? Because I'm forty seven and you don't kids.
I don't have kids, but i'd eventually like to.

Speaker 22 (01:40:18):
Yeah, there's a lot young parents don't understand the challenges
that old parents have, Like like parties. We can never
go to parties anymore because we can never find a babysitter.
And the young parents are like, oh, just let her
stay with the grandparents, Like, okay, I'll just drop her
off at Harper Hill Cemetery. My mom's all live, but

(01:40:40):
she's eighty one, so we ain't under stay with her.
She's my mom's got some old school remedies. Oh really, Yeah, she's.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Like put a piece of parsley between her butt cheeks
to hear the hiccups. Oh no, I'm gonna try that.
That's some of that old folksy remedies.

Speaker 7 (01:40:58):
I really like, though, Yeah, have you been married a
long time?

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
No, I got married.

Speaker 22 (01:41:03):
That's the real reason why we had kisselely life. I've
only been married for five and a half years. Oh okay,
so we do I do everything late. So we got
buried late in life and people have you know, we
dated and it didn't work out, and we reconnected eleven
years later. Wow on match and people think that's some
romantic story and now like, oh, it's just the timing right,
and you knew God's playing and we're like, no, we

(01:41:25):
both thought we could do better, realized we couldn't, and
then got back together eleven years later. We're like, We're
gonna put a tourniquet on this, stop the bleeding. That's
the best of the one was gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Does your daughter, who's three, does she realize that you,
you know, her mom and dad are a little older
than her friends moms and dads.

Speaker 22 (01:41:44):
We try to hide that from her, but she's starting
to catch on now she's getting more. My daughter's first
words were.

Speaker 6 (01:41:54):
That is Drew our buddy, Drew Hastings, uh stand up comedian.
He his son because Drew was sixty something when yeah,
late sixties and his son when he first started to talk,
like two, three years old. Every time he would stand up, he'd.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Go it was like that people like dad does. Yeah, yeah,
oh my gosh. Yeah. Her first sentence was, I think
I pulled something. He'll keep you young.

Speaker 7 (01:42:22):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
That's what I'm here, that's what I hear. How old
were you when your son was born?

Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
Fifty two?

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:42:28):
Right, yeah, well I was forty two in my last child. Whoa, whoa,
that's old for a woman.

Speaker 6 (01:42:34):
It is old, that's old for any I wouldn't even
date somebody for went alone. I wouldn't give you a
second look at forty two?

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
Am I right on that? Guys? Oh yeah, oh yeah,
yeah yeah Christie, Yeah, what do you got over there?

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:42:55):
Hikers who climbed to Colorado Mountain were treated to more
than justice sweeping view, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
No, but that's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Nope.

Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
It was a man doling out frozen snacks. Huh yeah,
a guy wearing an ice cream cone costumes.

Speaker 6 (01:43:09):
Man, how about they spend all week climbing and you
get to the and there's a guy selling ice cream
the offered hikers.

Speaker 7 (01:43:19):
Didn't you know he was giving him away?

Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
David Lynch.

Speaker 7 (01:43:25):
The Offord Hikers ice cream sandwiches once they reached the
fourteen thousand foot summit.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
What took Your Salon?

Speaker 7 (01:43:32):
Members of a Facebook group where people dedicated to climbing
the state's fourteen ers called him a hero, with one
declaring him a legendary ice cream man.

Speaker 4 (01:43:43):
Weird.

Speaker 9 (01:43:43):
Yeah, we got a hike back down, though, and then
you got a tummy full of ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
What don't that dairy kind of gets.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
You on the way down?

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Well, if you're lactose in tolerant, do you tolerate lactose?

Speaker 9 (01:43:52):
I I don't think that I do. It just makes
me fart a lot, But I persevere through adversity, you know.
I just I believe in myself if I'm not going
to stop myself from a few farts.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
Ah. I do like ice cream sandwiches, yeah, man.

Speaker 7 (01:44:05):
Organizers say that this was meant to highlight joy, community
and a bit of whimsy in the outdoors.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
All right, yeah, odd though, I'd be terrified if all
of a sudden you looked over and there was a
man dressed as an iced cream go how long have
you been up there?

Speaker 6 (01:44:21):
I know how long he'd been up that's right, Well,
they're trying to make a fourteteen thousand foot climb sound
like something everest is like twice that high.

Speaker 7 (01:44:31):
Have you climbed fourteen thousand feet?

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
It all the time? Okay, all right, that's how I
wore them up.

Speaker 7 (01:44:37):
Ah, you deserve that ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
I do.

Speaker 7 (01:44:40):
Speaking of dairy, a British farmer has produced the world's
most expensive milk at more than seventeen dollars a pint.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Thanks a lot, Obama strikes again.

Speaker 7 (01:44:53):
Rank Shellard runs the only farm in the UK that
commercially produces horse milk. Mare's milk has a sweet, nutty
taste and has a much lower fat content.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Maybe milk a hint of bleach. You think that's you?
Think that's right? It smells like bleach to you. You
asked us a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
I think it does.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
No, no, no, but it I wonder all all mammals
seed smelled bleach like.

Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
Bleachy smelled all mammals?

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
Well, have you smelled your seat?

Speaker 18 (01:45:27):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
I can safely say I've never smelled any animals seeds?

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
Is that's true? Not that I know of?

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
You haven't You haven't lived.

Speaker 7 (01:45:37):
His farm comb Hey, Mare's milk has producing about half
a gallon to three gallons a day to make milk.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
And cream and loation, mostly hand cream, though.

Speaker 7 (01:45:48):
Mister Shellard said he got the idea when his daughter's
exzema cleared up with horse milk and lotion.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
Wow, is that, like, Ah, isn't that a shampoo? Hoorse
milk or something horse milk? There's Maine and tail mail.
That's a shampoo four horses, right, No, it's for us,
for people Maine and tail.

Speaker 7 (01:46:08):
I don't think there's anything horse related in Maine and tail.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Oh, it's just a weird name. I'm pretty sure it's
horse saman.

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
I imagine.

Speaker 7 (01:46:19):
It makes your maine and your tail, Yeah, in your tail.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Guys like you and I don't care that much about shampoo, right, Yeah,
he's looking at Yeah, Brian Bates is looking at me
because I'm also, yeah, I have you challenged? Yeah? Are
you balding? Are you bald?

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
I now just identify as a bald guy. Okay, and
now when I picture myself or when I dream, I
don't know, I'm not always bald. You have a flowing hair,
but I know it's not. It's just you know, I
had the hair that I had when I was twenty five. Yeah,
but did you start going bald young. Uh No, it's
been a very slow progression.

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
Yea.

Speaker 22 (01:46:55):
In my head, I still think. No, I still think
I have a full head of hair right right, So
you're not. But you know you're bald. I mean I
see pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
I've been told when I see video or pictures of me,
I that is always Oh, I am way balder than
I think I am. Yeah, even though I know I do.
Now just go, yeah, I'm a bald guy, but you
look oh fake. I'm not too worried about it.

Speaker 6 (01:47:20):
I checked to sound on YouTube and I said, oh,
I got a bald spot in the back. Holy hell,
I've never never noticed them.

Speaker 9 (01:47:25):
You guys have the best haircut for comedy too. It's
all the funniest people have that haircut, Arry David bill Co.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
It's a real comfort.

Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
No, I know I'm gonna go bald.

Speaker 9 (01:47:36):
I talked to my friends and I go, no, man,
I'm not going to shave the whole not doing the
Vin Diesel thing.

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
I want the best haircut in the world for comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
You're not You're not going to go.

Speaker 7 (01:47:44):
They're not going to go.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
I already he already has this. He has the signs
that I had when I started going bald over and
his dad won't admit it.

Speaker 9 (01:47:53):
But no, man, because my every every other guy in
my himily went bald to like twenty two. I'm still
holding onto this, I know. But when you get to
be forty five fifty, you you will you will be
a bald guy.

Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
I think I've got nothing to wear.

Speaker 9 (01:48:04):
You tell it's these points right here, just about. Here's
the thing I heard that it's the maternal father that matters. No,
here's the thing that my my, my mom's dad. He
had a full head of hair, gorgeous when he died
of a heart attack of fifty two. So I've got
no genetics to worry about, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
Genetically I'm doing real well. Medicine's got a lot better.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
I say, your uncle, the tall one, Yeah, I get
his name, Jim or John. I'm not sure, but he
has a gorgeous head of hair. Yeah, man, I think
they'll be okay. But if I lose it, great, I
want to get rid of it. I don't want to
do the I don't like you know what that's that's
that's hair talk.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
Yeah, you lose your mind at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
Yeah, tell you what, why don't you shave it right now.

Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
It's no, I'm not gonna shave it to it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:47):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:48:47):
I like this stuff. I did find a gray hair
in my eyebrow and I did cry.

Speaker 9 (01:48:51):
I shed one tear in the mirror, and that's a
tough I do see my mortality in front of my
own eyes every day.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Yeah, we're all going to end up there. Are you married?

Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
I'm not married?

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Yeah? See there you go. Yeah, you got to get
married before the hair. You gotta get it now, nail
it down. Now you have the hair, your hair, but
just barely apparently on your head right. There are differences.
I can definitely tell I'm bald that the sun is
hotter and colder, rain is louder.

Speaker 7 (01:49:25):
Do you wear a hat more?

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
Yeah in the summer. Yeah, you find you have to
cover up your head when you're sleeping. You were you
wear a hat.

Speaker 4 (01:49:33):
No, I'm not a nightcap man yet.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
No yet.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
You got to get a nightcap. You gotta get an
old candle.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
I was gonna say, if you buy a nightcap, does
it just come with the candle?

Speaker 7 (01:49:43):
You get the flap in the back on those pajamas
around hallways?

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Who goes there? Suggested phrases, who who? Goes there the
journal up. Yet I think you look better with thinning
hair than with hair. I don't think it just seems
to fit you. My mirror disagree. You're a handsome guy.

Speaker 6 (01:50:02):
Come on, you don't hear about women going bald, although
I know they do. Yeah, would you ever get like
an augmentation YouTube, Brian?

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Would you get No? I've been offered a few times
and it's not for me. Uh sure, let me try today? Yeah,
like a two pay Yeah. I guess they're doing amazing technology. Yeah,
you can't tell.

Speaker 7 (01:50:27):
I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
You know who's doing the best Chinese Turkish people.

Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
That's the comedians are going to Turkey for a cheap implant.

Speaker 7 (01:50:36):
And I'm going to Turkey for a lot of things.
You gotta be careful with go.

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
To Turkey for turkey. Do we know how their turkey is?
They don't have turkey and turkey, they don't know. I've
been there.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
Also, it's like ice, it's like Iceland is actually quite green.

Speaker 4 (01:50:49):
It's true, and they have roast beef. You can get
roast peak with two sides.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
And Brian regret coming in the.

Speaker 16 (01:51:02):
Worst.

Speaker 7 (01:51:02):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
You've probably heard a lot about us surgery.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
They sent me. I'm the best we got today.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
What's coming up in the news, Christy.

Speaker 7 (01:51:12):
Coming up? We have a guy who spent thirty years
hand digging a underground cave.

Speaker 6 (01:51:18):
Hand digging an underground cave. Yep, there are there are
implements available, aren't there? Or a shovel at least a spoon,
maybe a bottle cap.

Speaker 7 (01:51:30):
No, it's it's more than what you think. It's quite
the quite the labyrinth.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
All right, boy? What about the endgame was? We'll find out? Yeah,
I get I get freaked out when I get dirt
under my nails.

Speaker 4 (01:51:42):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:43):
I don't like it at all because I've never really
done a day's work.

Speaker 4 (01:51:47):
So how he happened?

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Yeah? What's going on here?

Speaker 6 (01:51:51):
Let me tell you about simply Safety do it yourself
home security system.

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
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Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
Hi, Willie Griswold, my man, He's Cosby our guest Brian Bates,
Hello out there on the road. Yeah, terrific comedian co
host of the Nate Land podcast Nature also terrific. And
you were a guest on Our Friend and uh well,
alleged comedian Greg Warren. Is he still he's still giving speeches? Friend?

Speaker 4 (01:53:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
Yeah, the consumers. You were on the chip chips Ahoy episode.

Speaker 7 (01:53:59):
I was, you know.

Speaker 22 (01:54:00):
Greg said, hey, I'll fly you in and uh put
you up for the night. And I'm like, great, I'll
fun night and say loot maybe I go to Cardinals game.
And then he flies me in. He's like, yeah, there's
a flight right headed right back out and I'll take
you right back to the airport.

Speaker 16 (01:54:13):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
Yeah, that's what I said. Wow classic, Greg said. Greg
doesn't want anything to do with you other than make money.

Speaker 4 (01:54:23):
Off of it.

Speaker 7 (01:54:24):
Oil boy, does it not fly you in? Money?

Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
Southwest?

Speaker 4 (01:54:29):
He said? He had points.

Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
Yeah, he goes, hey, next time we want to do it,
I'll just fly you in. I go, dude, No, it's
way shorter for me to drive to you. I'm not
You're not flying me.

Speaker 4 (01:54:39):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
You've always gotten along with the airlines though, too. I
prefer and you love you love flying. I prefer to
drive for sure, comfort a little more control. You guys
want to talk about some history before we get back
to the Brian. Well, we certainly could. If you do
you have history, Yeah, they go hand in hand.

Speaker 4 (01:54:59):
You've got history.

Speaker 18 (01:55:00):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:55:00):
I clear my history.

Speaker 7 (01:55:04):
You gotta clear clear daily weekly?

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
What do you do every three days?

Speaker 7 (01:55:08):
Every three days?

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
That seems depends on my schedule. Now hold your son
Pat fourteen. Have you taught him about clearing his He knows.
I bet he does.

Speaker 7 (01:55:20):
On this date in fifteen oh four, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
Martin Luther, Oh, you can buzz in early. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:55:28):
This statue was unveiled in Florence HM statue of David.
Thank you very good, David. David statue David Brian.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Don't you take that pre he just gets jealous, don't worry.
In fifteen sixty five, I know I'm Brian.

Speaker 4 (01:55:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
I tried to tell you, Brian, don't do not take
I'm leaving.

Speaker 4 (01:55:52):
We got a flight. It's not here.

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
We've got a flight ready for you. The Greg Warren
Special hit the bricks in.

Speaker 7 (01:55:58):
Fifteen sixty five. This Florida city was founded St.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
Augustine. Yes, anything, I'm leaving.

Speaker 7 (01:56:11):
In sixteen sixty four.

Speaker 1 (01:56:13):
I took a New Amsterdam surrenders to the English, becoming.

Speaker 7 (01:56:18):
New York Jack once again.

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
New York City. That's right, New Amster.

Speaker 7 (01:56:23):
Dams one for you, Josh, Yes, Yes, nineteen fifty two.
This mer was published by Ernest Hemingway nineteen fifty two.

Speaker 1 (01:56:33):
Yes, The Old Man in the Sea, Yes, No Wow.
What his later work, a farewell to the Old Man.

Speaker 7 (01:56:38):
In the Sea, is that there's another one for you.
In nineteen sixty Alfred Hitchcock's.

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
Psycho the Bird released correct based on the novel by
Robert Block.

Speaker 4 (01:56:50):
In nineteen you know when I was fifty two myself, Yeah,
and I had a child, I wrote a book. Oh
you did. It's called The Old Man in the Sea section.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
ChRI What do you think like that?

Speaker 4 (01:57:02):
What are your thoughts?

Speaker 1 (01:57:03):
I don't think I'm about that.

Speaker 7 (01:57:06):
Nineteen sixty six, this show premiered on NBC.

Speaker 4 (01:57:10):
My Mother of a Car No.

Speaker 7 (01:57:13):
Nineteen sixty six on NBC. How Long did a Run
the Girls From? And there's still there are still running
variations of the running Trek Star Trek I was going
to go with the news.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
On this day to nineteen seventy four, this famous stunt
man tried to jump the Snake River Canyon in Idaho.
They're calling him a stunt man. I did evil. Yeah,
what you called me? Daredevil?

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:57:46):
Donald Trump Maker, you know that's not safe. How about
we all feel more safe, mister?

Speaker 4 (01:57:50):
Can you know what happened with that? What exactly did happen?

Speaker 22 (01:57:54):
He jumped it and it was almost all the way over,
and then his parachute opened and it slowly started to
breaking to him back.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
He came back like ten feet from where he took off.

Speaker 4 (01:58:04):
From her.

Speaker 7 (01:58:09):
Famous birthdays on this date in eleven fifty four, King
Richard the lion Heart was.

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
Oh, yeah, was he your third?

Speaker 4 (01:58:15):
Was he Richard? I? I don't think I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:58:19):
I'm sorry, you mean Richard Deterred.

Speaker 7 (01:58:21):
Oh born on the State in nineteen twenty five. You
guys were just talking about him in the green room.
Who Peter Sellers?

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
Oh, Peter Sellers. Yes, it's all coming back to me.

Speaker 7 (01:58:33):
They were doing the pink panther bits in the green
room earlier today on the State of nineteen thirty two,
Patsy Klein was born.

Speaker 1 (01:58:39):
Amazing voice, amazing, I agree.

Speaker 7 (01:58:43):
Another woman with an amazing voice was born on the
state in nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (01:58:47):
Pink Oh, Alicia Moore, Yes, man, you are a smart guy.
I'm a pink fan. I'm an unapologetic pink fan.

Speaker 4 (01:58:55):
Really, yeah, is good?

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
You love that pink? I love it?

Speaker 4 (01:58:59):
Pink's your face? Am I right?

Speaker 1 (01:59:01):
Like the sheets that you lay young miss step for
Aerosmith or my favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:59:09):
I can't decide.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Yeah, I can't decide either, even though it's when they
can't sing. I like paint you mean that Errolsmith song? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:59:19):
Friend of the Show David Arquette was born on this
date in nineteen seventy one.

Speaker 1 (01:59:24):
I'm married, Uh Courtney Coy.

Speaker 4 (01:59:27):
Yeah, they got lives in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (01:59:28):
Now, Oh does he?

Speaker 4 (01:59:29):
Oh cool?

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
You ever see him walking around? I did? Actually, yeah,
right into at the airport. You go, hey, David Arquette.
I did, Actually, where's Cartney?

Speaker 4 (01:59:39):
What I said?

Speaker 16 (01:59:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:59:40):
So nice and not when the David Arquette you get
on screen is vastly different than the David Arquette.

Speaker 7 (01:59:47):
And I mean he was wonderful, Yeah, wonderful.

Speaker 6 (01:59:49):
There's They're a Hollywood family, right, sister, Yeah, Sanna remember
Charlie Weaver.

Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
That was Cliff Rkeutte or Roxanna. Oh, Charlie Weaver U.

Speaker 6 (02:00:00):
Yeah really yeah, there are cats looking ups.

Speaker 7 (02:00:04):
Believe It'm born on this date in nineteen eighty seven,
and I'm gonna pull a tom. These other two people
I've never heard of in my life.

Speaker 9 (02:00:11):
Of each le Avici, the djvichle Vichi, Yeah, he's a DJ.

Speaker 4 (02:00:15):
I'm not much about him.

Speaker 7 (02:00:16):
Butchley Peoples that is the kid from Stranger Things, very
good with the big hair.

Speaker 4 (02:00:22):
He's a he's a fun guy, good actor.

Speaker 7 (02:00:24):
Yeah, born on this date in two thousand and two.
So Avicci was born in nineteen eighty nine. Wow, all right,
there you go. That's your history for today.

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
You should be smarter, man.

Speaker 9 (02:00:34):
You guys are also smart. I'm so impressed by you guys. Josh,
you know Pink's real name?

Speaker 4 (02:00:38):
WHOA?

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
Yeah, that's creepy, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (02:00:41):
I think I know it's impressive. It's cool you're cleaning
up at trivia.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
Man, you ever call the hotel? She I'd like to
speak more? Please?

Speaker 4 (02:00:48):
Is Alisha? Then you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 7 (02:00:53):
Speaking of that. Arion A Grande and Lady Gaga set
the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards last night.
Grande one Video of the Year and Best.

Speaker 1 (02:01:00):
Pop What did Latte or Venti? Do you know they're
part of that Superta.

Speaker 7 (02:01:08):
The nightstopey one Artist of the Year.

Speaker 4 (02:01:12):
We can't.

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
What who was it? Don't make me get all tom
on you. We couldn't hear a word.

Speaker 7 (02:01:21):
I was doing my job.

Speaker 1 (02:01:23):
You guys were no, no, no no. When the men
starts speaking, you stopped the rules. Better yet, we can
scrub russell us up some breakfast reputation and be sure
to take your shoes off if you're going in the kitchen.

Speaker 7 (02:01:41):
Mariah Carey received Video Vanguard Award. The late Ozzie Osborne
was honored with a tribute performance. The event was hosted
by l ll Cool Jay. I'm sure you guys all
stayed up for the MTV ladies.

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
Love Cool James.

Speaker 7 (02:01:52):
Yeah, we have more news coming your way.

Speaker 4 (02:01:57):
What nothing?

Speaker 1 (02:01:58):
I think that's a a fine goal. More news we
do we have.

Speaker 7 (02:02:03):
We have a guy who went all out to find
his wife's lost wedding rings. We never got to Vampire Energy.
We've been teazing this story for two weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:02:12):
Empire Energy, get start, Josh.

Speaker 7 (02:02:15):
I think ye he's a vampire.

Speaker 1 (02:02:16):
And energy vampire.

Speaker 4 (02:02:17):
He's an expert that's right. We have a cereal butts
cereal buttstif for a while, you're looking at me, Thompson here,
I'm not saying about.

Speaker 9 (02:02:25):
It a cereal butts, but you know what my dad
just texted me said, Pat absolutely has to sing about it,
so I know we're.

Speaker 4 (02:02:34):
Gonna do now.

Speaker 7 (02:02:35):
It is and we should have to get to our
guy from the UK who dug a labyrinth underneath his home,
spent digging Diggan Weymous really hate his wife.

Speaker 4 (02:02:44):
What's in the basement?

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Listen to you and how much you hate everybody you
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Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk, Pat Godwin,
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Speaker 1 (02:03:31):
All right, like them, comedian co host of the Nateland podcast.

Speaker 4 (02:03:37):
Great to have you. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
We know that you're married and you have a three
year old pets.

Speaker 4 (02:03:42):
I do have a pet.

Speaker 22 (02:03:42):
Actually, we have a little seven pound multi poo, and
we had her before we had she was kind of
like our first child. But since we've had a child,
she's lately started showing some behavior issues. Support where our
said we should take her see a behavior specialist, and

(02:04:03):
he said he recommended this woman in Knoxville, which is
about three hours from where we live in Nashally said,
this woman's like a dog whisper. She's the best there is.
If anybody could help her with her issues, it would
be her. So we go to Knoxville. My wife tastes
a day off work, me and her and Hazel, our
dog and uh and so one of her issues is
she started whenever we sit down on the couch at

(02:04:23):
night after we put her daughter to bed, and she'll
fall a sep in the cast. My wife likes to
pick her up and kind of cuddle her and hold
her like a baby, which lately she started growling, like
like seriously, like showing her teeth growling. When my wife
tries to pick her up, and behavior specialist said the
reason she growls when my wife tries to pick her up.
And I did think this was interesting. She doesn't want
to be picked up. And three hours to a specialist,

(02:04:48):
right yeah, and she said, what you do in this
case is don't pick her up.

Speaker 5 (02:04:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:04:53):
Resolved, And then she charges a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (02:04:54):
We drove home and knit that problem in the book.
Did you get the dog together as a couple or
did one of you bring it into the relationship. No,
we get it as a couple. Okay, Yeah, and poodles
will pretty much have sex with any of the dogs, right, yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 7 (02:05:17):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
Poodle is ever hard. He's ready, let's do this. I
guess I don't know if sexist is the right war,
but every time I see a poodle, I go, oh,
look at that female because of cartoons. Yeah, yeah, the
way they're groom I would I'm sure poodles are great dogs.

(02:05:40):
I'd never get one because of how they look, well, a.

Speaker 7 (02:05:42):
Standard poodle if you don't cut them like that, don't look.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
No, I don't like I don't like the dogs that
you like.

Speaker 5 (02:05:47):
Like.

Speaker 1 (02:05:47):
I like short hair, short hair, short hair, short hair,
So see their bus right when they walk away?

Speaker 7 (02:05:55):
Like a lab.

Speaker 1 (02:05:56):
Yeah, like labs? I like, yeah, yeah, Golden Retrievers, like
the longest hair I want on a dog. I don't
like your afghans on these on these dog cut competition's
best in show. That's the kind of Is there a
standard haircut the poodles have to have? I mean no,
that's a good question. Like their TOPI air on the

(02:06:18):
end of their tail. I don't want to see any gray.
I don't want to see the skin, and I don't
I'm a bald man, and so this is hypocritical.

Speaker 7 (02:06:27):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (02:06:28):
That's interesting that you like short haired dogs but you
don't want to see any skin.

Speaker 4 (02:06:31):
Are you a badass dog fan? Like a rott Whiler
is my favorite dog?

Speaker 2 (02:06:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:06:36):
Kidding really, yea, those are my favorite. I'll get one
when I have. I've been bitten by one dog in
my life. Rotil German Shepherds for me.

Speaker 4 (02:06:46):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (02:06:47):
Oh, they're troublemakers. You know what they are. They're agitators, man,
I'm with you, Pat German Shepherd for me as well.

Speaker 4 (02:06:55):
Yeah, I got uncles.

Speaker 1 (02:06:58):
I don't know. They're very protective of your aunt and uncle.

Speaker 7 (02:07:00):
That's probably yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:07:01):
I mean they hadn't like what we try and do.
The aunt and uncles steal their money. Well, I tried
to fight the dog didn't care for that. I have
too much respect for my father, But I'll kick your ass.

Speaker 4 (02:07:17):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (02:07:19):
What happened to you? When you got a bit?

Speaker 4 (02:07:20):
I was working at a club in Allentown and they
a dog came up on stage. They told me to
come in for a sound check. And I came in
and there was a German shepherd from across the uh,
the the whole stage area.

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
How much time that came?

Speaker 4 (02:07:35):
That came after me and and jumped and then finally
the manager yelled some German commands, but not before he
grabbed my part of my jeans and a little bit
of my skin and ripped it right. Wow, German shepherd
taking German commands just came at me because I came
into the door. The door was early for the sound check.
It was terrifying. He actually did a leap and got

(02:07:56):
my jean and ripped it and took a piece of
my leg.

Speaker 1 (02:07:59):
Are they otherwise sweet dogs?

Speaker 4 (02:08:00):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:08:01):
Yea, because I always were very smart. Yeah, yeah good.

Speaker 7 (02:08:05):
I mean one that needs a home would you like
to I'm not ready.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
For a dog. I want, I want, I need. How
old are they? How is the German shepherd?

Speaker 7 (02:08:13):
I think she's four? Okay. A New Zealand snail they
never be able to meet. Oh no, due to the
shape of a shell.

Speaker 1 (02:08:23):
What's wrong with this?

Speaker 7 (02:08:27):
The Caman gardener? No, the common gardens nail named Ned.

Speaker 4 (02:08:33):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (02:08:33):
They like beer, don't they?

Speaker 7 (02:08:34):
Yeah, they do, but.

Speaker 1 (02:08:37):
So much that they don't they know they're going to death.

Speaker 7 (02:08:42):
Ned has a shell that coils to the left, not
to the right.

Speaker 4 (02:08:46):
Oh, the gay side, a gay drug nail?

Speaker 1 (02:08:52):
What do you do with the drug? Are you a
fan of Marcel and mar What is it? One shoe
snail or Marcel? Yes, yes, I love Marcel. I have
not seen it.

Speaker 7 (02:09:08):
That is one of one, and he is one in
one in forty thousand malls whose sex organs don't line
up with those of the rest of their species.

Speaker 4 (02:09:18):
Weird.

Speaker 7 (02:09:19):
Unfortunately, unless another lefty snail is found, the young astropod
faces a lifetime of unintentional celibus.

Speaker 4 (02:09:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:09:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:09:30):
You're trying to get the word out.

Speaker 7 (02:09:31):
Yeah, they are trying to get the word out. Thank
you for asking me. Brian Lots of enthusiasm, but still
no lefty is forthcoming yet.

Speaker 1 (02:09:39):
You know when when they do find that lefty though,
they put that snail on a turtle and.

Speaker 4 (02:09:42):
Rush it right out.

Speaker 9 (02:09:45):
Man, a snail writing a turtle. That's a good image.
You never heard the old joke?

Speaker 4 (02:09:48):
Oh I haven't. I just haven't fun with that.

Speaker 1 (02:09:50):
You never heard that.

Speaker 4 (02:09:51):
I honestly, I just thought that was a good time.

Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
What does the punchline all together? Here's that joke that
what does the snail say riding on the back of
a turtle?

Speaker 4 (02:09:58):
What does the.

Speaker 1 (02:10:01):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (02:10:01):
You guys? Now I like it even more? Look at that.

Speaker 9 (02:10:04):
I felt like a dummy. But we add fun together.
I believe how faster goal And in my head he's
got like a little like like the Snoopy, sort of
like air pilot thing.

Speaker 4 (02:10:15):
A way big.

Speaker 1 (02:10:17):
Apologist for a movie about racing snails. Oh, I love Turbo.

Speaker 4 (02:10:21):
You guys know Turbo. I don't know. I don't know.
Ryan Reynolds voice is a snail.

Speaker 1 (02:10:26):
I know Turbo comes on, I turn it off.

Speaker 9 (02:10:28):
Oh I know, you gotta check it out. It's him
and Giamatti. It is a good time.

Speaker 4 (02:10:31):
I have to watch. I love it.

Speaker 9 (02:10:33):
It's my favorite sports movie because you racing, and it's
I watch it every animated movie.

Speaker 1 (02:10:37):
Okay, I'm leaning.

Speaker 4 (02:10:38):
I'm having a little bit of fun.

Speaker 9 (02:10:39):
But I just watched it before the race every year
because it's one of the movies about the NY five hundred.
But yeah, it's dumb and it's silly, but it's a
good time.

Speaker 1 (02:10:46):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 9 (02:10:47):
Snails racing, it's you know what, how would you think
it would happen? But boy does he get on that
guy goog nine. When when if.

Speaker 6 (02:10:54):
Somebody comes around here and says, what's your favorite sports movie?
You're not gonna say Hoosiers or any like that.

Speaker 1 (02:11:00):
We're gonna go Turbo.

Speaker 4 (02:11:01):
It's turbo all day long? What are we talking about? Really? Turbo?

Speaker 9 (02:11:04):
Yeah, you guys don't make fun. If you haven't watched
it yet.

Speaker 7 (02:11:09):
Judge, we haven't seen it.

Speaker 4 (02:11:10):
Snoop Doggs in it. That's a whole other issue. That's
I mean, it's a good time, you guys. It's animated.

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
It's animated, so none of them are really in it. Then,
I mean, you know, went to work alone and just
did a bunch of Yeah, okay, based on a true story.

Speaker 4 (02:11:25):
It's not based on a true story. But yeah, it's
a good time and the cast is great. It's got
Bill Hater, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:11:30):
Got dogs in it, so we know there's not going
to be a lesbian kiss. He got into a little
triple snoop.

Speaker 9 (02:11:40):
Actually nearly enough. The movie about the Turtle that five hundred,
there is a lesbian kiss.

Speaker 1 (02:11:45):
Could you imagine that it's mostly lesbian kiss?

Speaker 7 (02:11:52):
It's great. Your entertainment has changed a lot. I bet
since you have a three year old, Now, what do
you three year olds watch?

Speaker 1 (02:11:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (02:11:58):
We it's fun because we let her watch YouTube videos.
But we don't pay not to have the ads. We're
cheap parents.

Speaker 7 (02:12:04):
Uh huh.

Speaker 22 (02:12:04):
So she'll be watching a video and every few minutes
an ad'll come on and we wait like five seconds,
hit skip at And I watched her expression like it
never changed. She doesn't even realize it's an ad. She's
just like, well, I guess miss Rachel has financial debt
and this is about it.

Speaker 1 (02:12:23):
Speaking of cartoons, did you guys see they announced Owen
Wilson and Larry the Cable Guy are coming back for
Cars four. No, I didn't know anybody who was clamoring
for that. I didn't know there was a three happened
to hear that Larry is gonna be Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:12:37):
Have you ever met Larry the cable guy?

Speaker 13 (02:12:39):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:12:40):
In a way? Yeah? Is that the story we we
should come back with because we want to hear all
of it? How much time do we have?

Speaker 4 (02:12:47):
Probably not enough?

Speaker 1 (02:12:51):
When we come back, you'll tell us your Larry the
Cable Sure.

Speaker 7 (02:12:54):
Okay, did anybody watch Owen Wilson and Stitch?

Speaker 4 (02:12:56):
I did?

Speaker 2 (02:12:57):
I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:12:57):
Sticks?

Speaker 1 (02:12:57):
Sticks?

Speaker 4 (02:12:58):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 7 (02:12:58):
Yeah, I watched that, Mark Maren. Isn't it early?

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Speaker 6 (02:15:26):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show. Yeah, welcome back to the Bob
and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News
Das Hey, Pat Godwin, Hey, possibly a song?

Speaker 4 (02:15:43):
Whatever you want?

Speaker 1 (02:15:45):
All right, We're coming back to you with a song
in seconds.

Speaker 4 (02:15:48):
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1 (02:15:50):
There's Josh Arnold, Pie, Willie Griswolds, a man P's Cosby. Hey,
will he come up with a song for Pat and
our guest Brian Bates. Hello enough comedians. Yes, and he's
promised to tell us a story about Larry the Cable Guy,
which we'll get to after Pats.

Speaker 4 (02:16:08):
Well, Jeffrey e. Fstein.

Speaker 1 (02:16:09):
Of course, I'm sorry. There's always.

Speaker 4 (02:16:16):
Hear me after hear me out First, there's a list
of people that were on the plane and went to
the island. But the list has expanded, has become who
knows what's on?

Speaker 1 (02:16:28):
Who knows?

Speaker 4 (02:16:30):
It's gotten crazy. There's a little song called the Epstein List.
Here we go, who's on the scene list? The country's
mad wives are pissed. Do you know it's just politics?
But it seems everybody's on the Epstein list. Oh, Prince Andrew, Well,
it's obvious, but everybody is on the f Stein list.

(02:16:54):
Nelson Mandela, the peace activist. Someone said his on the
f scene list. Dismond to two hand, Pope Francis, mister Rogers,
what are the chances to hold the Dali Lamas publicist?
Seems everybody's on the Fstein list. The guy dunkin Donuts
who gets up early? Oh, Larry Moe and the first Curly,

(02:17:16):
the unknown comic, the Ma Harish, the guy.

Speaker 1 (02:17:20):
Who sold me my Mitsubishi, the guitar tech from Genesis.

Speaker 4 (02:17:25):
Seems everybody is on the Fstein list. Epstein List. People
are pissed. Who's really on it? Who they miss? Left side?
Right side down the middle, the guy from the Van
Kansas who plays the fiddle. Even my even my girlfriends
really pissed. Apparently I am on the seems everybody it's

(02:17:47):
a hol on the FC list will.

Speaker 1 (02:17:49):
Be ever poplest shit. You know, Pavey Weinstein was on
that island where.

Speaker 4 (02:17:55):
They behaved like it was Thailand. At least they got
cuffs on Harvey's wrist.

Speaker 1 (02:18:00):
But one of two days from now we find out
Godwin died mysteriously and he was right about one. Yeah,

(02:18:27):
time out for a story from Brian about a celebrity,
Is that right? Yeah, you just mentioned that you kind
of met Larry the cable guy.

Speaker 4 (02:18:34):
All right.

Speaker 22 (02:18:34):
So our friend Reno Callier uh does an annual charity
golf tournament every year called a Soldier Child, very great organization.
He asked me to come play as a celebrity in
the golf tournament, which I'm not a celebrity or a golfer,
so oh for two there, but he convinced me to
do it. And you can only imagine how disappointed my
group was when they found out I was a celebrity
in their group. To make matters worse, who's the copy

(02:18:58):
at the celebrity in front of me in our Larry
the Cable Guy. Ah, now, I've never met Larry the
Cable Guy. Aways wanted to meet him. I go over
and introduce myself. Can not have been nicer, so nice,
act like we're old friends, and as I tend to
do when I meet celebrities, I pretty quickly name drop
Nate Bargatsey, who I do a podcast with. So I
was about to say, Nate says, you're a great golfer.

(02:19:18):
Before I could even say that, he says I'd love
to meet Nate sometime. And I'm like, oh, you've never
met him. And I'm like he's like no, and I'm like, oh,
we should make that happen. And I said, let me
give you Nate's phone number, and he said okay, And
I said, in fact, you should come on our podcast
and he's like, I'd love that. So I'm thinking this
is great. We got Larry the Cable Guy coming on
our podcast. Nate's going to be so excited. And we
keep talking, and based on some of the things he said,

(02:19:41):
I was like, you know what, this may not be
Larry the Cable Guy. I'm not sure who this. I
think it's just a fan who I've now given Nate's
phone number his home address because that's where we were
doing the podcast at the time. But I'm not sure,

(02:20:01):
so I'm still trying to get clues and asking him things.
So I finally go back to my cart. I called
Nate and it's like, Hey, are you friends of Larry
the Cable Guy? And he's like, oh, yeah, good friends.
And I was like, oh boy, and I told him
what happened. He's like, you couldn't recognize one of the
most recognizable faces in a stand up comedy. So the
rest of the day I just avoid the guy because
I'm like, I can't get near him. I might give

(02:20:22):
him any Social Security numbers I keep going, so I
just avoid him. I'm not sure still who it is.
And I got home that night and I texted Reno
and I said, Hey, who is the celebrity in the
group in front of us?

Speaker 1 (02:20:33):
And he said it was Cletus T. Judd, another very
funny comedian who.

Speaker 4 (02:20:38):
Act like we're old friends.

Speaker 1 (02:20:40):
Yeah, because we are. We've worked together Pumatized Money's every years.

Speaker 22 (02:20:46):
So the point is clean Judge as nice as he
could be, and he's probably gonna come on our podcast.

Speaker 4 (02:20:52):
He's gonna be honest.

Speaker 1 (02:20:54):
The address. Yeah, it's been the night of nights. And
apparently I'm so racist. I can't tell the difference between
two white guys. All the white guys look alive, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:21:03):
To me?

Speaker 7 (02:21:05):
There he is, you know what?

Speaker 22 (02:21:07):
Yeah, I see the confusion, man, I don't see the confusion.
And we're on a golf course. He had sunglasses on,
and I totally see the problem.

Speaker 4 (02:21:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:21:18):
Yeah, I mean, especially with Reno being so close to Larry,
you would assume he'd be there, or maybe he even
was there. Larry, he wasn't there.

Speaker 22 (02:21:28):
Yes, I already had in my head wonder if Larry
the kibble Gill be here, because he's here right, But
he was not.

Speaker 1 (02:21:34):
So No, I have not met Larry. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:21:39):
I could have just said that I have a letter
for Willie. Hey, what do we got, dear Bob and
Tom show. I saw the Willie g and Gramsey show
in Fort Wayne Saturday. I really enjoyed the story about
Gramsey's cock collection. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (02:21:53):
This is from Brian in Ohio.

Speaker 4 (02:21:54):
Well thanks for coming out, Brian.

Speaker 9 (02:21:56):
My grandma grew up on a farm and she calls
roosters cocks and it's us do a lot of trouble.
She stood up during the show and kind of took
up about twenty minutes a stage time.

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
Twenty minutes.

Speaker 9 (02:22:07):
It was a lot, man, It was just a feature act.
You can't take her anywhere at the show, I know.

Speaker 4 (02:22:11):
But it was fun.

Speaker 9 (02:22:12):
It was actually very fun. But yeah, man, she's ninety two.
She will not shut up.

Speaker 5 (02:22:16):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (02:22:16):
We don't know what to do about her.

Speaker 2 (02:22:18):
She is.

Speaker 4 (02:22:18):
We can't take her anywhere now. She's a sweetie though.

Speaker 6 (02:22:20):
She is a sweet dangerous combination ninety two and I
just don't care. Here's she coming.

Speaker 4 (02:22:27):
Thanks for coming out, man, I appreciate you.

Speaker 7 (02:22:29):
A self confessed eccentric in the UK has spent thirty years,
oh quite the eccentric and digging a labyrinth of underground
caves twenty feet beneath his home.

Speaker 1 (02:22:39):
Wait a minute, thirty years.

Speaker 7 (02:22:42):
Francis Proctor's Southport home may look ordinary to passers by,
of course, but below ground, visitors can explore a subterranean
world of tunnels, caverns and quirky surprises. The seventy six
year old retired photographer said quote, when we bought the
house more than fifty years ago, I wanted to have
an underground room I could travel down to from the garden.

Speaker 6 (02:23:08):
And the only way to access it is through a
trap door at the elementary school.

Speaker 7 (02:23:12):
Yeah, vision spark three decades of work that produced an
extraordinary result. Neighbors describe it as a hidden wonder, while
city officials have raised concerns, of course, about.

Speaker 1 (02:23:23):
Cave in Yeah, caven. What about a cave in right?

Speaker 7 (02:23:27):
Would you go? Would you check this out?

Speaker 1 (02:23:29):
No, no, I've seen barbarian I'm not going down any
kind of under You could be a spurlunker there. I'm
not going into some weirdos underground. Maize, what about a
cave in Kentucky? Yes, you would do that?

Speaker 4 (02:23:46):
Yeah, I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:23:48):
I've gone before.

Speaker 7 (02:23:49):
You you have like a long on your belly.

Speaker 4 (02:23:51):
And yeah, we had to.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
It was real money, and we had to go through
tunnels that were barely the size of us. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, god, no, okay,
cave crickets everywhere. I didn't know those were even a face. Yeah,
oh yeah, you look, oh yeah, go those cave crickets
and you look up there be seventy five.

Speaker 4 (02:24:07):
Oh my god, that's a fun afternoon.

Speaker 18 (02:24:10):
No.

Speaker 4 (02:24:11):
Oh, we loved it.

Speaker 1 (02:24:11):
So then you had to shimmy through an opening in
the earth that you could only fit through.

Speaker 4 (02:24:19):
What are we getting at here?

Speaker 1 (02:24:26):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 7 (02:24:28):
There's no way I could do that. Hey. The Conjuring
Last Rites creeped its way toward a box office wind.

Speaker 1 (02:24:34):
For horror again with the contour.

Speaker 7 (02:24:36):
Yeah man, they raked in eighty three million dollars domestically.

Speaker 1 (02:24:39):
Well the files of Ed and Lorraine Newman area, which
one is this?

Speaker 7 (02:24:44):
Five?

Speaker 1 (02:24:45):
Six? How many is four?

Speaker 7 (02:24:46):
Last rights?

Speaker 1 (02:24:47):
So that's last one?

Speaker 4 (02:24:49):
Yeah? Sure?

Speaker 1 (02:24:50):
Or what's his face in the other? What Patrick Wilson
and Via Pharmaga or whatever you say? Yeah, para cheese.

Speaker 7 (02:24:56):
The genre has now generated over one billion dollars in earth.
This year's domestic Annabel's and Your Mother Warner Brother hits
like final destination.

Speaker 1 (02:25:08):
Coming out of the Conjuring Yes, the Nuns from the
you got the three Annabel films, You've got the two
Nun movies and the one Curse of La. I can't
get over Annabel and the poster that's the doll is
like you and I saw one. Why wouldn't make a
doll look like that?

Speaker 2 (02:25:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:25:27):
You remember you? I don't remember you turned to me
during one of the Annabel movies and you go, well,
if you make it, you make that doll. Of course
it's haunted. Crazy.

Speaker 7 (02:25:37):
You can buy that doll, right like you can buy.

Speaker 1 (02:25:40):
Yeah, the real Annabel looks like a raggedy ann doll.
Oh well, it is a raggedy ann doll. And they
have it in case and somebody stole it recently, is it? Well,
somebody was touring with it and that person passed.

Speaker 7 (02:25:51):
Away and they were saying it was the curse of
the Annabell Doll.

Speaker 1 (02:25:54):
Now I believe Matt Rife owns it because he purchased
really yeah, like the whole Edda Lorraine's house or something.

Speaker 4 (02:26:01):
And he asked us where it's from. Where you're from? Hey,
his little crowd work with the dog? Well that's why.

Speaker 1 (02:26:08):
I bought a haunted house so that he could practice crowd. Hey,
where he goes from?

Speaker 2 (02:26:13):
All?

Speaker 1 (02:26:13):
I like that guy.

Speaker 7 (02:26:15):
So is the conjuring based on a true story?

Speaker 4 (02:26:17):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:26:17):
Man?

Speaker 1 (02:26:17):
Yeah, they're all based on true stories.

Speaker 7 (02:26:19):
Really. Yeah, I'm not familiar.

Speaker 1 (02:26:22):
They take liberties. Now, don't get me wrong. The Haunting
of a doll Annabel. Annabel is a true story, yes, Now,
whether or not you believe it, but it is an
Actually don't. I know you don't believe in much.

Speaker 5 (02:26:36):
I don't.

Speaker 22 (02:26:37):
I don't want to brag, but I did just make
my movie acting debut recently. Oh yeah, I play trash
Collector number two in Nate Barghetti's upcoming movie The Breadwinner.

Speaker 1 (02:26:49):
War No quick great cannot be a no no. He
couldn't collect trash. No, maybe trash Collector seven or something.
He didn't have acting chopped to play trash collector too.

Speaker 4 (02:27:01):
You have lines?

Speaker 1 (02:27:02):
I had one line?

Speaker 4 (02:27:03):
Okay, yeah, did you get your sag after a card?

Speaker 1 (02:27:06):
I haven't yet, but then they did let it. They
told us to riff some afterwards, so maybe there'll be
more than one line. You know that means writer's credit.
I want you to go to Nate and just In says,
you get a write.

Speaker 4 (02:27:20):
Do you remember your You remember your line from the movie.

Speaker 22 (02:27:22):
I think so because my podcast co host Aaron Weber
was trash collector number one.

Speaker 1 (02:27:27):
He's a little bit better agent than I do. And
it's the very beginning of the movie. Nate is running
down the street with his trash where the trash collectors
he forgets his trash day.

Speaker 22 (02:27:38):
He catches up to us and he's like, did you
not see us? And Aaron says, no, we saw you,
And then Nate says, why didn't you stop? And I said,
this is recycling trash was yesterday. It's a little bit
funnier than a way I just described to I can
tell you on the edge of your seat, says, I'm
telling it.

Speaker 1 (02:27:55):
One did the funeral breakout?

Speaker 23 (02:27:57):
As I was telling I'm like, this is a huge mistake.
We've all been there away for streaming. I'm just ruling
Nate's movie. Is Larry the cable guy in it? Maybe
John or John?

Speaker 1 (02:28:12):
Yeah? Yeah, they're both in there. Is there a release
date yet? March thirteenth for The bread Winner years? Yes,
twenty nine.

Speaker 22 (02:28:20):
And I think it's up against another one of the
uh uh films? Yes, And I mean, uh, why am
I drawing a blake at the not Amityville Horror?

Speaker 4 (02:28:29):
What's the other? The Classic.

Speaker 1 (02:28:33):
Exorcist or Ollman or the Exorcists Exorcist? Okay, there's another
Exorcist movies? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:28:38):
How many of those are there?

Speaker 15 (02:28:39):
Been?

Speaker 5 (02:28:41):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:28:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:28:42):
Three?

Speaker 4 (02:28:42):
Four?

Speaker 1 (02:28:43):
I mean fives every day, don't they? Exorcis Exorcisms happening?
Two of those are the same movie. It's a weird
thing there was. There was a director who made Exorcist four.
The studio didn't like it. They brought in another director
to re kind of make that and both were released.
So Extresses four isn't two versions out there?

Speaker 7 (02:29:04):
Don't have one you preferred over the other?

Speaker 4 (02:29:06):
Yes? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29:10):
Stellin Scars Guard of course, I don't know. Oh he's good.

Speaker 4 (02:29:14):
Oh the Norwegian?

Speaker 6 (02:29:15):
Is that the one from Northman? I get the Scars
Guards mixed up. I forget Stelling. Yeah, the boy and
the Stelling. Maybe that's the father.

Speaker 1 (02:29:24):
I think it is. Now you're talking, Yeah, it is, yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:29:27):
Making a movie. He's a lightsaber wielded by Darth Vader,
sold for a record breaking three point seven million dollars.
Prop Store auctioneer said it's the only hero lightsaber from
Star Wars The Empire, The Empire Strikes Back and Star
Wars Return of the Jedi Cool with verifiable screen use
ever to be offered at public auction. And now's the

(02:29:49):
title of the highest priced item from the franchise ever
sold at auction.

Speaker 1 (02:29:54):
Owise, I'm sorry, is it just the like? It must
be just the handle? Yeah, yeah, I had no idea.

Speaker 7 (02:30:04):
Indiana Jones's bull whipping belt from the Last Crusade went
for four hundred and eighty five thousand, a shark toothed
clapboard from Jaws ninety five thousand, and a close up
neuralizer prop from Men in Black three hundred and fifteen thousand.

Speaker 1 (02:30:19):
So wow, money, that's what they went for. Yeah, okay, right,
who had this auction prop?

Speaker 7 (02:30:26):
Store auctioneers is what it's called.

Speaker 1 (02:30:30):
If there's a movie prop out there, what would you
like to own?

Speaker 4 (02:30:33):
Dorothy? Oh oh have you seen them? Yeah? They're horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're sodium.

Speaker 1 (02:30:40):
They smell like ludes. They're just like old slippers with
sequins on them. They're not pretty. Probably the trash can
from The Red Winner. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, trash collick
number two, number two. He carried the whole movie as
far as I like.

Speaker 7 (02:30:55):
So, I don't know, do you have a prop you
would like to have?

Speaker 4 (02:30:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:30:59):
Maybe, I mean there are plenty out there, sure, because
horror movies have so many.

Speaker 1 (02:31:03):
Oh yeah, give me a carpets they wrapped Billy Bats
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Speaker 4 (02:31:09):
Yeah, that's got.

Speaker 1 (02:31:13):
I think you can actually get that five bucks, or
maybe the mink coat that guy's wife wear. Take it off,
take it off, it off? What did I tell you?

Speaker 4 (02:31:24):
What did I tell you?

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Welcome back to the Bob and Toms Show. There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (02:35:12):
Hi, Pat Cocklin, Hello, Josh Arnold, Hello, Willie griswalk man
Ace Cosby, I'm chick, and our special guest today, Brian Bates.

Speaker 1 (02:35:22):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (02:35:23):
Jorgia comedian, close personal friend of Nate BARGETSI and uh
dot Mary the cable guy sort.

Speaker 1 (02:35:29):
Of sort of co host of the Nate Land podcast,
which is boy, you've got to be five hundred plus
episodes right, Uh like two sixty something. It's almost five hundred. Yeah,
really close to five. I like your enthusiasm.

Speaker 7 (02:35:48):
A girl who only ate chicken McNuggets for seven years
has reportedly been cured.

Speaker 4 (02:35:53):
Yep, I'm better now.

Speaker 1 (02:35:55):
I couldn't believe who would have thought was right.

Speaker 7 (02:35:58):
There for me all the cod thanks to hypnosis.

Speaker 1 (02:36:01):
Oh yes.

Speaker 7 (02:36:03):
The nine year old Levana suffered from avoidant restrictive food
intake disorder.

Speaker 4 (02:36:09):
Oh yeah, ar fit. This is like, people talk about
this a lot.

Speaker 7 (02:36:11):
Now, are you serious? I've never heard of this.

Speaker 9 (02:36:13):
It's like a bunch of pages on Instagram, and hey,
my boyfriend has our FID. He's going to try rice
for the first time tonight.

Speaker 5 (02:36:19):
What.

Speaker 4 (02:36:19):
Yeah, it's a whole thing.

Speaker 7 (02:36:20):
It's a condition that limited her to eating very few foods.
Her mother, Kelly, said she would have milk for breakfast,
toasty for her lunch. Is that girl that's grilled cheese and.

Speaker 1 (02:36:33):
Toasty?

Speaker 7 (02:36:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:36:34):
We would say toasted cheese, toasted cheese, and.

Speaker 7 (02:36:38):
Then a McDonald's chicken McNugget happy meal for dinner. She
consulted a behavioral hypnote therapist by the name of David
kil Murray for help.

Speaker 1 (02:36:48):
Why I'm David, kill Murray, I'm Murray kill David. Now
sit down.

Speaker 7 (02:36:56):
After undergoing a two hour hypnoe therapy session, Levana enjoyed
her first ever fruit alongside other twenty another twenty other foods.

Speaker 1 (02:37:07):
Man, how do parents know the difference between how do
you say it? Ar fit arfid and a kid?

Speaker 4 (02:37:13):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (02:37:14):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:37:15):
What if you just don't give her the chicken nuggets? Yeah,
she's gonna gi eat something else. Cereal for breakfast, pizza
or toasty.

Speaker 7 (02:37:22):
So this is in the UK. So I'm sure it
is a girled cheese and vegetables in her dinner now,
so she's broadened her rise.

Speaker 1 (02:37:28):
Well, thank goodness, But I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (02:37:30):
Why don't you just say don't eat it?

Speaker 5 (02:37:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:37:32):
What point does picky become a disorder? Yeah? Where does
that disorder? And brat take over here?

Speaker 4 (02:37:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:37:39):
Right right, avoidant restrictive food intake disorder. You called it afrid.

Speaker 1 (02:37:44):
Arfit arfit interesting and adults can have it.

Speaker 4 (02:37:48):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 9 (02:37:49):
I mean it's like a diagnosed picky eater, but it's
it's a real thing.

Speaker 1 (02:37:53):
But it's like an actual there's actually something going on.

Speaker 7 (02:37:55):
Wow, I have always been a picky eater.

Speaker 4 (02:37:58):
Yeah, but there are boy, my son is very much so.

Speaker 1 (02:38:03):
Yeah, well yours is if the entrees less than twenty
five dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:38:07):
He does quite a bit door not eating. That's the
way it goes in my house.

Speaker 5 (02:38:13):
Not.

Speaker 7 (02:38:16):
A Canadian man recovered his wife's lost wedding rings after
searching through a landfill recently. Oh, come on, Steve then,
little boy, let's just call him Steve. Steve's wife, Jeanie Dutchman,
noticed her wedding. Yeah, Steve Ben.

Speaker 21 (02:38:31):
Whistle sleek, I don't know whist yeah, he's aeam list to.

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
This whistle dick.

Speaker 7 (02:38:49):
I didn't find a pronouncer. It's actually whistled Dike.

Speaker 1 (02:38:53):
There alone. We can do whistle dick or whistle Dike
and doesn't matter anyways.

Speaker 7 (02:39:01):
White Genie noticed her wedding ring and anniversary ring were
missing one evening, and.

Speaker 1 (02:39:05):
After became it became his problemy slipped off her finger
and into the compost. Do you want to I don't
think I could marry a genie by that time, unless
it was a real genie. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:39:18):
Oh, rubbing in the lamps and wishes many wishes.

Speaker 7 (02:39:23):
By that time, however, their garbage and compost had already
been collected. Mister van whissel Dyke told CTV that he
went to the dump the next day and went through
the compost pile together with Mission Sanitary Landfill contractor Denny Webster.

Speaker 1 (02:39:39):
I can say that, Davis, sure we're looking in the
right place.

Speaker 7 (02:39:43):
We used an excavator to isolate smaller sections of the
compost pile. They were able to locate the rings within
an hour. Yeah, I mean that's pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:39:54):
Something's fishy here, Camadian Brian Bates. You're a married man.
Your wife loses for a ring and a landfill? Are
you going to try to find it?

Speaker 5 (02:40:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:40:07):
Would she even ask that of you?

Speaker 4 (02:40:09):
Or I don't know I did.

Speaker 22 (02:40:12):
When I was in high school, I lost my retainer
and uh, I thought, my parents are going to kill me.
I left it on the tray at my high school
and then threw it away. You know they're gonna kill me.
So I convinced my cousin, who had a metal detector,
go with me to the dump the the uh, the
bin behind our high school and helped me go through
it the medal detector.

Speaker 4 (02:40:32):
It didn't work.

Speaker 1 (02:40:33):
The whole the whole bins made of metal, so.

Speaker 4 (02:40:37):
It's everywhere. But we tried.

Speaker 1 (02:40:41):
Yeah, did you wear your parents mad?

Speaker 4 (02:40:43):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:40:44):
Yeah? And then I told them what I did, and
they were also like, you're stupid.

Speaker 14 (02:40:47):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (02:40:50):
I threw my phone away at a taco bell, same thing,
left it on the tray, and then I had to
turn back and I went through the trash at a
taco bell. Yeah, which is not That's not even the
most shame I felt that a taco bell, though, by
the way, I felt much more shame getting a fifty
dollars order hanging out eating all in there.

Speaker 1 (02:41:03):
Yeah, that's few bucks at the taco bell and you
ate it all.

Speaker 9 (02:41:09):
It's only like ten items, but you're adding a lot
of extra cheese and stuffs and shaddar and the three blends,
so you gotta.

Speaker 18 (02:41:15):
Get You.

Speaker 1 (02:41:17):
Did the right thing.

Speaker 7 (02:41:20):
I think that's it for today.

Speaker 4 (02:41:21):
What that's so sad the way you said it.

Speaker 7 (02:41:24):
Well, our time is.

Speaker 1 (02:41:25):
Almost I'm so glad we have folks can find you
at the Nate Land podcast. Also, how about social media?

Speaker 22 (02:41:35):
Are you my website Brian baitscomedy dot com on social
bride Bates Comic.

Speaker 1 (02:41:41):
Excellent, Right, Well, we sure appreciate you coming. Thank you
for having me.

Speaker 4 (02:41:45):
It was fine.

Speaker 1 (02:41:46):
Dusty and everybody else we said hi. Tell Tom, I
said hi. How By the way, you're welcome for coming
in today.

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