The BOB & TOM Show - September 9, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
You can be mean to me, mean as you want
to be. Just say anything.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
That you like.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
You can be nasty and caddy and cruel and unusual.
Twist my nose with your fingers, trip me.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
While I carry liquids.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
But as you pin me down, my arms down on
the ground, as your spit drips into my face. Deep
in the back of your mind, remember, at some point
you'll have to fall asleep. Yeah, And when you fall

(01:09):
asleep into your room, I'll creep. Did something move in
the dark neath your bed? And then a voice you
hear calling out loud and clear, a voice that is
your own, A voice that saying there are things that

(01:31):
one can do with ben Gaden air and super glue,
a package of intelible dye. Why would a guy such
as I ever buy indelible dye blue as the sky?
Don't ask me why this catalog I found sells roaches

(01:52):
by the pound. Philippe sent a pets two, they say
the meek shelling hair because they stay up late and
change the will. And when you fall asleep into your room,
out creep. Did something move in the dark neath your bed?

(02:14):
And then a voice you here. It's calling loud and clear,
a voice that is your own, a voice that's.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Saying that's all I have. I love that.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Hey, I have no frame of reference. That's an older
sibling being a bully to a younger sibling. I'm an
only I'm thinking of starting an only club. I can't
think of any famous people are only children?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
And are we on the air? Yeah? Hi, it's the
Mama Top Show.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios. Christie's plugging in
her computer.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
She is at the Silac Insurance news desk. That is
Pat Godwin Achi looking slim and trim and fit.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
You look like you've been on some sort of testing
for an e bowl of vaccine.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's a good look. You know there's such a thing.
It's too skinny, you know that.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Oh no, no, there's not, no, not in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You'd rather look good than feel good. TV. You have
to be intoxic.

Speaker 8 (03:27):
Are you going to be on TV?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You're gonna be a TV star? Oh no?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Hi, Josh Arnold, there's Jeff oske hey Man and Ace Cosby.
Tom continues to be uh on assignment new hoodie. Nice,
that's just a hoodie. Thank it, thank you well, brown lighting.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You know what the problem is with hoodies?

Speaker 9 (03:46):
Lamely?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, it's really cool.

Speaker 10 (03:49):
Good is that leather?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (03:51):
No, it's cash.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh nice, this nice cash.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
I don't like the shoestring is coming out of the
hood I don't know that I like it.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
You don't want them at all. I get rid of them.
I don't care for him. I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
And some of the hoodies they have a stitch in
the back of the hood so you can't pull the
fit string out.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I cut them. What sniff youan'k? Come right out? How
about that?

Speaker 7 (04:16):
I'm a rebel, dottie, a loner. You can't keep up
with me. So when you go in the bank, now,
how do you tie it to cover your face? I
don't rob banks anymore anymore. I've had that happen to
me going to a bank and they said, sir, can
you put your hoodie down?

Speaker 8 (04:30):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah? I must look like a bank robber.

Speaker 8 (04:33):
And your patches on the elbows, Oh that is very nice.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
I didn't know. I forgot about the patches. I can't
see my elbows from where I'm sitting.

Speaker 10 (04:42):
It's like a professor's hoodie. Yeah, you're a professor, hoodie,
what would I that's.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Welcome to philosophy today. We're talking about em anual cocked. Okay,
we'd spend a whole six weeks on that.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
How long is a semester? A month and a half?
What is it?

Speaker 10 (05:06):
Full semester of sixteen weeks?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's the only that's the only reason I couldn't go
to call. I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I was used to six weeks. The six weeks in
high school that was a grating period. I didn't know
what a semester was in college? Did you go one
day to college? I spent more time on the campus
of the Ohio State University as a senior in high
school than I did when I graduated and got out
of high school, and they took my money in I
went to West Virginia. But that's another story. Hi, everybody, Hi,

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we should try.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
To get a hold of Tom and get over there
and ask him if we can go visit him sometime later.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
You think you think he'd appreciate that.

Speaker 10 (05:46):
Oh, yeah, he'd love that.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
You know what I appreciate is, uh, he texted last
night and uh, of course I'm guilty of this, and
I think other people are too. When you get a text,
you apply your own inflection to the textures. So it's
from Tom and he goes, uh, this is what I
hear my brain when I read it. Oh, I might
not be in tomorrow, but my favorite this came in

(06:10):
about eight thirty.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
So I'm just laying down. I'm doing my devotionals, my
having my warm notes and my cookie getting ready. But
then at three thirty this morning, just when I'm trying
to squeeze that little bit of sleep out, somebody responds.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
To the group text. Oh and with just a with
just a thank you. So the phone goes off me
and spoils.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh was it?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I didn't notice that jimen on vibrates seven hours later
to respond to a group text. That's just rude.

Speaker 10 (06:44):
I texting at eight thirty is rude for him, as
far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I think. So I didn't see it all until this morning.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
I didn't get it, So I didn't even know.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Now did you read it or you didn't get it?

Speaker 8 (06:53):
Or you didn't get it?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You didn't get the text? Oh I did not.

Speaker 10 (06:56):
I phone his face down and everything's off when I
get when I go to are you are you.

Speaker 8 (07:02):
What if there's an emergency, nothing.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Happens, then do you subscribe?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Do you subscribe to the theory you turn your WiFi
off because it hurts you when you're sleeping.

Speaker 10 (07:14):
Uh you've heard this? Yeah I don't, but yes, you
you agree with the theory.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I think the thing. I think there's something there that
is the thing. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
I think there's something there, but I haven't done it.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I I think there's something there, but I certainly haven't
done it.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, that's your.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
Wi Fi off the phone or your whole house unplug it.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, whole house unplugg it.

Speaker 8 (07:35):
I've never heard.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
That Wi fi is doing something in my brain. Yeah,
that's this show and Wi Fi.

Speaker 10 (07:46):
And if you're listening to this show via WiFi, oh
my god, you're I'm sugar noses bleeding.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
You're You're a mess.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Right now, we have a Monday night football game, ladies,
ladies and gentlemen. The Vikings come back and win twenty
seven twenty four. I had I had the Bears plus two,
so seven and six for the week the first week
and went So that's not that's not too shabby. There's
a great article, a three part of article. It's rather

(08:13):
lengthy in the Athletics in the little thing called The Athletic,
and it's about Caleb Williams and his rookie season and
the coaches, and they are not complimentary. It's a good reading.
So if you get the Athletic, look that look that
article up. Uh, we're gonna have a listener mail coming
up here. And we're also going to have other sports,

(08:36):
including a pickleball championship. Uh this weekend in the Queen City.
That's right, Cincinnati pickleball. I have played that yet, I
have not, And I've been told you. I wanted to
text me about two am and tell.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Me where you'd like to meet me.

Speaker 10 (08:56):
You didn't go back to sleep.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I did not get back to sleep.

Speaker 10 (09:01):
Pat vibrate, Gon vibrate.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Well, then the vibrate's gonna waken me up.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Oh, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I'm a very light sleeper. I was on watch in
Vietnam for it. Yeah, months in a row. I'm still
don't what else was I going to tell you?

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Do I get to do this story? Or is this
for you?

Speaker 8 (09:22):
I gave everything that that pile is for you?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, fat Bear week has returned that I'm so excited.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
That a beer no actual fat Bear. Oh I thought
it was a beer flat tired. Yeah, fat bear beer
is great.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
That sounds like, yeah, it does. You've accidentally stumbled onto something.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
You stumble in the I P A aisle at the
grocery store.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Everything right?

Speaker 8 (09:45):
Oh my god? The names of beers I have stumbled
in that aisle?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Have you fallen down in that isle?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
We'll have an update on the gentleman who shoved Lamar
Jackson and DeAndre Hopkins, not in that order, from the
Buffalo Baltimore game on Sunday night. He's been banned from
Bill's Stadium and the entire NFL. He can't go to
a game in.

Speaker 10 (10:10):
Person, really.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Can't.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
What's what's Bob's any saying to Heckler's It's not going
real well being in public, is it.

Speaker 11 (10:23):
Not?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
A lot of different smells, lots of sounds. You don't
know what you're doing. So what's coming up in the news, Christy?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh what's coming up?

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (10:34):
Spilling the tea might be really good for your relationship?

Speaker 7 (10:37):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I think of the view every time spelling the spilling?
Oh yeah, and the dish?

Speaker 8 (10:45):
Yeah, wasn't that a show? The dish?

Speaker 5 (10:46):
It was?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
It was a show. Yeah, dish in it?

Speaker 8 (10:50):
Yeah, binge watching?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Could it be good for you? No, there's no way,
isn't a How many times have.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
You said this? Why am I not going to bed
right now?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
One more? One more?

Speaker 7 (11:07):
One more?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
One more? We got one more and it's god, one more.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
How you do this on a second season or a
third season comes out? You have to go back to
the first season and start watching it all over again.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
I have to.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Oh, really, nothing drives me crazier than only like the
third episode of the third season, somebody goes, well, you
know what Steve said, and.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I go, well, who the hell Steve? I need to
know who Steve is what he said? So I got
to go back to this.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
So if it's season seven, do you start at one
and go all the way through six.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I've been known to do that. Yeah, that's what my
lady does. It's very frustrated. Are you saying I'm your
lady or I'm.

Speaker 10 (11:46):
Frustrated I'm saying the positions open.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's not true. But I'd be willing to audition if
you'd like to.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
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Speaker 1 (11:59):
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and news and as Tom would say, something I'm really
excited about. I'm not sure what it is, but we'll
have it. And Tom is excited. This is the Bob
and Tom Show. Back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee
with a bite on her leg.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Yes, is.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
It a mite? Is it a nit? Is it a chicker?

Speaker 10 (13:43):
Those are the worst. I think those are worse than
mosquito bites.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Right, and they are right around your ankles, right, they
dig in and they Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Didn't used to put nail polish on them when we
were kids.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Do you remember doing that? I don't.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
You would decorate them, mom, She would put it on
top of the bite for some reason, like clear nail polish.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Like do they I remember that? Do they go into
your skin? Am? I?

Speaker 8 (14:07):
Is it alive?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
The bid you? But do they go in like next
they go in and they lay eggs? Yeah, and the
eggs grow. Yeah. Those those would wake me up. Yeah,
you get those and you oh that was the worst. Yeah,
I have one right now. It is driving me. That's
Josh Arnold. That's Christy Lee. There's Whiney met Godwin with

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a song coming up right now called the Late Night Texter.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
Oh you have a song about that.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
There's Jeff ask Cos we're in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios.
In case she missed it last night, shame on you.
Monday night football, first one of the season. How dare
you call yourself an NFL fan and didn't watch the
game last night?

Speaker 8 (14:46):
I didn't watch it.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
What the hell is your problem? What if somebody's crying?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Vikings come back and win? Twenty seven twenty four. Caleb
started the Caleb Williams started the game ten for ten.
He was unconscious. Of course, those are the first ten plays.
They script, Oh, you've been dogging to Jez liquor. And
then when he went off, then when he wanted to
know they actually do this, that this is true. I'm
like her scripted, scripted the whole season, script calm in

(15:17):
the winner of the Super Bowl. Yeah, then he got
off script and things, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh I got you? But anyway, let's see, Pat, you
really have a song? You have a song? Songs? Songs, songs, Yeah, songs.
What did I got up early?

Speaker 7 (15:30):
I got up at two am, did the stuff with
the dog, texted you at three in a group about two.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
What did you do at two o'clock?

Speaker 10 (15:37):
I just hung out with a dog for an hour
kind of to feed him.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
And well that's great. I want a different schedule.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Go to bed about eight, feed your dog at two
in the morning.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
Yeah, walk him first, take a little time so calming down.
He's a very needy little creature.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, I don't know what's what's that like?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Pat't around somebody needy like that. We had an email
somebody wants to hear pimple on my ball the new
runaway hits. I'd have to Yeah, that's the go over there,
the song of the Fall.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Did you see the here?

Speaker 8 (16:09):
We do have a letter from a listener about you.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
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Speaker 1 (16:34):
Oh, go ahead ask me.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
This is from Brian in Ohio. Dear Bob and Tom show.
You're asking Pat how far he's gone dressing as a woman.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
We were talking about that.

Speaker 10 (16:49):
Yes, I admitted to wearing panties one time as.

Speaker 8 (16:52):
A joke, we switched tops.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
If you is, you're your correct?

Speaker 8 (16:58):
You did wear my shirt?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Ye, look beautiful. I did not know it did work
somehow it works? No, yea more than a should up.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Then I was I don't like those photos.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
I was.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I was turned on seeing you like that.

Speaker 10 (17:16):
Yeah it was a shoulder. Yeah, that saw a couple
of like.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, the shoulder the mafia starter kit there your little
your neck shoulder was yeah, look at that.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I make the decision. That's right. That says, ladies, I'm
open for business. Certainly does.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Let's see dear Bob and Tom show uh listener email.
Tom's hat looks great. This is the cowboy hat he's
been wearing.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
It does look good.

Speaker 12 (17:46):
It does.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
But I was wondering if it smells like vanilla because
it's beaver. It's a beaver hat, and.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
That's pastorium or whatever the hell that's called.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Expressed from the anal glands of the beaver. Yes it is.
Is that where they get nola. Jeff is actually smelling
the hat.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
Now there's there.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh yeah, take it home. Smells like hat, Jeff? Would
Jeff put it on would you mind putting the hat on?
I think Tom might lose his mind. Tom comes back,
he'll put the hat on, and no.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
Jeff put it on and then tell us what it's
like to wear four thousand dollars on your head. I
don a waste four thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
He did not spend. Yeah, oh you are. You are
in big trouble. It looks great. That fits you better
than it does time it does. You can have that. Yeah,
he's not wearing it. Take it home, push it down
a little bit. That really does man. Man, that's you.

(18:50):
Your moistening panties all over the country. You have no
idea even mine. Well, I.

Speaker 8 (18:55):
Take your glasses off for a second.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
Oh oh, they're taking penis out.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Doesn't he look like he just walked off a set
of Yellowstone?

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Lately we got some rules here in the bunkhouse, no
hats on the bed. Got to him talking about the
story of him being afraid of a spider. Are you
that spider still there? Are you afraid of Spider's?

Speaker 10 (19:24):
Yeah, that's spider's still there.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh he owns that.

Speaker 10 (19:27):
Yeah, I've signed it over.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, I saw a picture. He was huge.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I killed a spider in my sink in the laundering room,
and I've left it there as a sign or as
a message. I think that's that can backfire on you.
He's he's just just half.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
An inch away from the drain. I could turn the
water on.

Speaker 10 (19:51):
This went bad for a friend of mine, forty of them.
He left the body of a spider there for the
others to as a message. The family of that spider
thought the the others I thought about it was just
on vacation. But then they discovered it had been killed
by the human. Oh no, they gathered up all the
neighborhood spiders and while this while my friend was sleeping. Huh,

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they came in and they carried him and covered his body. Yeah,
they webbed him.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
If this.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Isn't if Eli Roth's listening to you, this is gonna
be the next Saw franchise.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Dear Bob and Tom show. This is for Josh.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Actually, so i'd like to address. This is from Brad,
the so called cinophile. Josh Okay, I must have gotten
something wrong. You referenced Shawshank and stated a spoon was
used for digging Andy's escape hole. I thought it was
any halfway intellectual student of cinema should know it was

(20:50):
a rock hammer.

Speaker 10 (20:51):
I thought the rock camer was just to get through
certain parts. I thought, I agree with that. Yeah, I
thought he actually had a spoon too, But I definitely
remember the rock camer I thought he had a boon,
a rock hammer and a fork. Have you still not
seen this movie, Christie?

Speaker 13 (21:07):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I think it's.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Everyone needs to see that movie, right, Yeah, someday.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I think they should see Shank, they should see Green Miles.
I think we should.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
I've seen Green Mile.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
That's wonderful. With your daughters.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
I don't know if I watch with theles, No, you
watch Godfather?

Speaker 10 (21:30):
Said this is boring.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
I watched The Godfather all three back to back.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
You know three. I don't mind three. It has a
couple laws and but the rest is good. Andy Garcia
is great. It's fine. Yeah, there are just a couple
of things that are acting.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
Yeah that I just don't remember movies like you guys do.
It's just amazing that your daughters thought The Godfather was slow,
right they did.

Speaker 10 (21:55):
I'm going to give that. I'm going to give the
rock camera to that guy because we did not make
in the rock an all right, But yeah, I mean that,
because that's actually a big scene. When he orders the
rock camera red Red gets in the red. Yes, do
I have a letter that will change our lives forever?

Speaker 9 (22:12):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Maybe? Maybe?

Speaker 10 (22:14):
Okay, it comes to us from David. All right, he says,
did you all see? And I had not seen, And
I don't know if you guys have seen, because I
feel like we would have talked about that.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
All right? Did you all see that?

Speaker 10 (22:27):
There is now and all you can eat McDonald's buffet
in Branson, Missouri.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yes, I did say that, so Oscar was aware. My
mouth is has dropped open, and I'll repeat it.

Speaker 10 (22:40):
And all you can eat McDonald's buffet in Branson, Missouri.
How say it is less than thirteen dollars? It's like
twelve eighty or something. Why I will go to Branson
just for that. They got nuggets on the buffet. They
got quarter pounder cheese.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
No nod.

Speaker 10 (23:02):
It came up in my feed. It was a fat guy.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
It came straight to me.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
French fries on them. Yeah, Oh my god, that big
mac is meat. Can Now what I what is funny here?

Speaker 10 (23:14):
Is there are there's like a dad and maybe three
children kind of around the buffet. No, no, No, that
thing can't be that thing that must be at I
don't know two pm. Yeah, how is it not always swamped?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
I would it would have to be.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Apparently it's a test site for one of McDonald's most
unusual new experiments. For just twelve ninety nine, you can
help yourself to unlimited Big Max quarter bounders, chicken, McNuggets, fries,
and apple bies.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
How did this happen? And we were totally unaware of mine?

Speaker 8 (23:49):
Stretched out the doors, customers piled PI with fast food classics,
something three or four red fry cartons at once.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Next to the U, KFC had a buffet. Yeah, on
the way to Chicago. We always think it's still there. Really, yeah,
you have to eat it there?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
It can't. Yeah, you can't go in, you know.

Speaker 10 (24:12):
And theory about the KFC buffet. I had to eat there,
all right, Look, okay, this was not my choice. I
wasn't totally mad about it, but I had to eat
their four meals in a row. I was, okay, that's
a lot. I was working with a comedian and she
this was in oh, I know who you're talking, the Ozarks.

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This was in Lake of the Ozarks, and they had
a KFC buffet there. I don't know if they still,
but she insisted we eat their every meal. And I
was driving her. I know exactly who it was. Oh yeah, yeah,
it was g Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot she's dead.
Oh we can kind of say whatever you want from

(24:56):
the KFC.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
She died from Chicken Shrimp Boys. You can't beat the
KFC buffet.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
You can't beat a buffet first of all, period, right,
women hate classy.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
These these high end bras. You don't get away with
taking one on the babe.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I don't eat enough to make it worth the while.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
I don't know they hate buffets though women. Classy women
do not like a buffet, not classy.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
But I don't what about the Brazilian all you can
eat too? If she's got a Brazilian, it's all you
can eat for me?

Speaker 10 (25:34):
So what happened with us?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'm spending some time.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
But by the way, you take a classic woman to
the Blaggio buffet, she's not complaining, King Crab.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh it's crazy, this foe go to chow if it's
a Brazilian. Yeah, and it's like more or less a
gigantic buffet. It's really solad bar. Its really nice. But
you have a red circle like it looks like a coaster,
and a green circle. Yes, And they walk around meat

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different meat, and if you see a meat you like,
you put down your green circle and they bring your meat.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Hey, I need a break. I'm taking a break. I'm
not finished. I might go back to green. It's unbelievable. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (26:18):
Getting too much bread and stuff at that buffet part
is a rookies mistake.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah. Yeah, you gotta wait for the meat to start
coming right right there there, and their shrimp and chicken.

Speaker 10 (26:28):
Buffet, probably the biscuits. Yeah, but that's also a rookie mistake.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Too much bread.

Speaker 10 (26:37):
But they would give you styrofoam plates so you couldn't
load them up without without the integrity of the plate was.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well your hands big enough. You have
a tray though.

Speaker 10 (26:52):
I just remember them having very just these very sort
of flimsy styrofoam plates, at least of the one in
the Ozarks.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
You get a big piece of meat first, like as
in the mouth, and you take the rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Am I right? He is actually the lost style.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
There has to be like a buffet magazine. How to
get around the many time visitor to the Buffeto, get
those starbrofoam plates and.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Blush you Rosigie. We had.

Speaker 10 (27:15):
We laughed so hard that weekend, so hard. Four really
good time. Four meals in one day, though I miss her.
Uh yeah that and that was and I even said
ros babyart.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, oh, I was just yeah, sweetheart, four meals.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
What do you go over there?

Speaker 8 (27:36):
I remember one time we were going across country driving
with my stepfather and we stopped in Las Vegas because
my grandparents had moved to California, and we were stopping
in Las Vegas. Well, at the time, the only place
you could go as a kid was Circus. Circus the
only place right, And they had a buffet, and I
don't know what it costs, but we get all the
this will surprise no one in this room.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
We get all the way through the end of the line,
and all I had on.

Speaker 8 (27:59):
My ray was green beans. And I thought my stepdad
to kill me.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Nothing worse than getting hit by your step dad.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
I mean, at all that money, and y'all you were
going to get is green beans. I didn't like anything else.
Maybe that's why I don't like a buffet.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Maybe could yeah, yeah, the memories of beat me, I
love it.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
I love a buffet, man, even the old people's buffet
that's in town here.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, I do like it. I love them.

Speaker 10 (28:33):
You get food fast, eat your other. Now that's technically fast.
That's technically a cafeteria.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh is it?

Speaker 7 (28:39):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Cafeteria right, yeah, you go. But I was always fascinated there.
There were lines of food.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Believe it. You take a train, you put whatever you
want on it.

Speaker 10 (28:50):
How out a buffet is that? Like fourteen dollars all
you can eat? You go to a cafeteria, you get
jello cubes, one piece of chicken in the inside of yeah,
eighty five dollars. Well, first of all, cube, it's very
good jello cubes. They're blue red.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
No one eats the jell cubes. Yeah, you know, every
GIDDI put it on their tray, but they never eat.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
That's a rookie mistake. Like I'm a custard, custard bowl
or whatever. Hate custard, I.

Speaker 9 (29:23):
Know you do.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
I know what custard rice pudding? You know why because
turd is in the word. I don't that's shirt. I
don't like custard. I don't like mustard. I don't like
any of the turds. I'm not here.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
I'm not What could this McDonald's buffet in Branson right now?
It's twelve ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Well, first of all, they should have everything they have
at McDonald's on the buffet.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
They probably do, right, They.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Shouldn't have they shouldn't short anything. They should everything should
be available on the buffet. What could they charge that
you would still pay twenty nine ninety nine? Yeah, i'd
pay thirty bucks. Really, you know me and I don't
know anything about money, so I'd say nineteen ninety nine, Okay,
I go cheaper. Yeah, twenty nine ninety nine, that's.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
A lot of money.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
You better have liquor. If it's twenty.

Speaker 10 (30:16):
Twenty, maybe the twenty nine ninety nine has your fish
filets and has your right What about the McRib?

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Oh my gosh, isn't there talk there bringing back the
McRib Not for a limited time it's going to be available.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I kind of hope that's not the case. I like
that it's seasonal. Yeah, never had it, you look forward
to it. Never had a mcgrill. Oh, you've got to
have them rib it's good.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
You got to take the pickles.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
It tastes delicious. Yeah yeah, yeah, uh coming up.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
We'll have sports Vikings come back and beat the Bears
last night, twenty seven, twenty four And also from the
news desk.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
Oh, we do have KFC in the news today. Actually,
it's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
See now, I want some of their wings. They haven't
the barbecue wings, sweet honey barbecue wings from KFC. You can't.
They are delicious.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
But you know what I else would like is going
out and firing up the grill, grabbing my latest delivery
from Omaha Steaks and slapping those hunks of meat.

Speaker 10 (31:10):
They got wings, Oh, they sure do. You can sauce
them anyway you want. Damn right, you can rub them.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
You know.

Speaker 10 (31:15):
I'm a naked wing guy, especially when it comes to
Omaha Steaks wings.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Huh.

Speaker 10 (31:19):
They're so flavorful, so tender, so juicy. They crisp up
nicely on the outside. I don't saw them, no kidding. Yeah, Now,
I know other people like to sau uce, and that's fine,
but I'm taking mine. It's tailgating season, my friends. We
had our first big game last.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Night on a Monday night. That's right.

Speaker 10 (31:40):
Notice how I dodged certain terms. Grilling outside in the
fall is the best. I love the great weather. The
smell of juicy Omaha steaks filling the air. You know
what I love about that smell? Two things smells good food.
Number two neighbors getting jealous.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's right, jealous, or as the kids would say, they're jelly.

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Speaker 1 (32:13):
Give it to me, Give it to me. You know
what I'm waiting for? The meat lover's lasagna. No, thet
the jumbo Franks, Jumbo, Yeah, you know what, the one
the only mister Jumbo Frank.

Speaker 10 (32:25):
Yes, well it actually says your big Deli style franks.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Ah, so we may. I just need to make a call. Okay,
are they still doing the lag they are?

Speaker 10 (32:38):
And the tartlets, the apple tartlets, Oh my gosh, those
things brown up so wonderfully in the oven. Put a
dollup of vanilla ice cream or maybe some whipped cream.
I wouldn't recommend sour cream.

Speaker 8 (32:51):
Okay, that's good call.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
When you use whiptopping, do you shoot some in your mouth?

Speaker 10 (32:56):
I am a I am a cool whipman. I spoons
plenty in my mouth. Okay, no, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Christy, do you do that? You let him shoot something
I were talking about.

Speaker 10 (33:07):
WHI I take the apple tartlet and I just drop
it into the.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Cut out the middle. Now that's exactly right.

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Speaker 4 (34:07):
We will return and we're gonna do that when we
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Speaker 1 (34:13):
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Speaker 14 (34:15):
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Speaker 4 (34:28):
Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey,
this new hit coming right up. There's Jeff Hooker. Hi,
there's Josh Arnold. Are there, Jeff osc Yes, Ace Cosby.
We'll hear from Kostake Economopoulos coming up next hour with

(34:49):
weighing in on the NFL this week. Also Larry the
Cable guy him, he'll he'll chat with us here coming on.
He will get our done with us.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
It are done.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Monday Night football last night. JJ McCarthy a hometown boy.
Did you know that he's twenty two years old from Evanston, Illinois.
I did not know that he was a Bears fan
when he was growing up. He let his vikings twenty
seven to twenty four winners last night over the Bears
at Soldier Field, and they have a picture of JJ

(35:21):
at his very first Bears game.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Look at that. That is last night's quarterback for the Vikings.

Speaker 10 (35:27):
He's got the styrofoam hand, but it's in the shape
of a bear, a bear claw. Yeah, Tom would not
care for this. The child is wearing his hat backwards.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh yeah, I know. It's rat as hell. Yeah, he
was good.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
He's unbelievable. Right, he's four years old in that picture.
What is Griswold's hang up with that? I've never gotten
that backwards?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Judging a book by its cover, it's just not Yeah,
I like it.

Speaker 15 (35:50):
I think it was very It was really popular when
we were young.

Speaker 10 (35:53):
Right, that's probably why.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
That's how I wore my hat for twenty five years,
No kidding, Yeah, why don't you still do that? I
still do I did it. I've done it very very recently.
I'll tell you this. I'm glad you guys brought this up.
The new head coach of the Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
I'm not going to dignify him by giving him a name,
although it was last name, Shotneimer. So he's a part
of NFL royalty. But he wears Advisor backwards.

Speaker 10 (36:16):
Yeah, that's that was for a while too. Backwards and
upside down. Oh yeah, backwards, upside down, catch the rain?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
What the hell it was to me? It was that,
you know, I talk about Griswold judging. I judged those.

Speaker 15 (36:32):
Club kid Look. Actually it was a slub, a club
kid club kick. Yeah, like going to raves in the
big pants and.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Oh in the bottle of water bottles.

Speaker 10 (36:42):
Honestly it was douchebags. Well I should say it was like, uh,
like rich fraternity guys.

Speaker 16 (36:50):
That did it when I, Oh, I see, I had experience.
So you guys, you guys are pretty much the same
age right close? Yet, So do you do you remember
the raves the clubs with the adult passifiers?

Speaker 7 (37:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Did you guys do that?

Speaker 10 (37:03):
I still have some of my candy necklaces with the
pacifiers attached to it.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
You.

Speaker 10 (37:09):
Yeah, my kids found it, were like what's this. I
was like, that's a talk for when you're a little older.
I went to two raves and I didn't partake in
any of that, though I had so much fun.

Speaker 15 (37:19):
Yeah, I went to a couple of raves.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, the pacifier.

Speaker 15 (37:22):
I didn't do the passifier thing. I did the glow
stick thing where.

Speaker 10 (37:25):
Yeah, I got I drank beer. Yeah yeah, no Molly, no, no,
some actress. I had nothing against it. But one one
rave I went to was at like seven am and
an old church am.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah, that's so fun.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
So in all your how many houses have you lived
in since you were a rave with your necklace and
your pacifier? Uh like five?

Speaker 6 (37:51):
A few?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
A few, and then your pacifier and necklaces have made
the move.

Speaker 10 (37:57):
That never dug.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
Away? Okay, yeah, okay, we got the furniture pack, there's
my banking, there's my sucky where is it?

Speaker 9 (38:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (38:09):
I used to be a rave kid, No kiddy, I've
probably been to two or three hundred.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Whoa, that's awesome or three hundred? Yeah, So did you
like the hookups or the music or the music?

Speaker 10 (38:21):
I used to work a lot of raves for a
group called Dance Safe. We would go and test kids
drugs to make sure they were safe to take.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
And uh so leave it to you to ruin a
fun party and make it even better.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
Yeah, you would test drugs to make sure they were safe. Yeah,
like like you wouldn't take them first.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
There was like a solution. We would.

Speaker 15 (38:47):
You test a pool.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, I had a table let. Me let me make
sure that's okay.

Speaker 15 (38:52):
Yeah, it was really big for the date rape drug.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, it was like a nation wide like the Raves.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Okay, anything better than the Dan Aykroyd Saturday Night Live
where he's playing Jimmy Carter. I've got I've got a
drug here, man, I don't know what it is, all right,
And now hang on a second. What you got there
is orange sunshine. You're gonna be a little high for
the next hour or two, but you're in a safe place.

Speaker 10 (39:21):
And that movie Saturday Night suggests that's that was That's
how Ackroyd was.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Oh yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Wasn't so much a partaker as a he just knew
all about expert y. Okay, So Monday night football in
the books, I did not get my pick last night.
I had the Bears plus two the Vikings win by three.
That's an l uh seven and six on the first
on the first week of the season. And coming up

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Thursday night, Christie's husband and I will not be speaking
for the rest of the year because.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
You're not coming over for snacks. The Packers his.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Green Bay Packers are hosting my wah Shington Football team
erect and the way I see it, Washington's getting three
and a half and green Bay's going to score as
many points as they want to. Oh, I'm thinking thirty
five to ten. Really twenty eight to.

Speaker 8 (40:13):
Two something seems one this past weekend.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
That's true. But I'd like to see what the Packers
would do to the Giants. I don't know if the
Washington well, they beat Detroit in the playoffs, so.

Speaker 10 (40:24):
You know who the winners would be. A Thursday's game.
You and Andy for forming a new friendship.

Speaker 8 (40:29):
Yeah, maybe I should drive up there together.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Maybe we shouldn't go up to Green Bay and scout tickets. Oh,
he would love it, Me and Andy in a closed
car for eight hours, making.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
New friends at your age our age. So, Andy, you
saw the lookie game and you're a whistler.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
You know.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
When you said let's stop at Qdoba, I didn't know
you were going to get the cheese and the salta
aliens early onion.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
They got it all there. You loaded up.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
That's that's leather, you know that'll come right. I'll just
wipe that right down. Yeah, not a not a problem
at all.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, no, no, take your shoes off.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Have you been to a game in Green Bay?

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Uh, there's an interesting story. My my in laws took
me to a game at County Stadium in Milwaukee. There
was a time when the Packers would play a couple
of home games in Milwaukee. Wow, and not in Green Bay.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
They don't do that anymore, obviously, But I saw Washington
play be win against Green Bay in County Stadium a
long Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
I've only seen Lambeau from a distance. I've never been
in there.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
I was I should have gone in. I was in
the parking lot, but I was in. I don't know
if you guys know this about me, I can be moody.
And it was one of those It was one of
those days and we were in the parking lot of
Lambeau and I said, I'm not going in care Although
the Packers were originally my favorite team when I was
a kid, Bay Packers, Bart Star, Change Haerlddale, boy Dollar,

(42:13):
when Vince went to coach Washington and change, Yeah, Wow,
turt L Middleton that I like that. Turt You know,
like mustard or custar. Yeah, And I like Turtl Middleton.
He puts it right up front. He makes no bones
about it. What's coming up in news?

Speaker 9 (42:30):
Christy?

Speaker 8 (42:31):
Coming up, we have a guy driving a Barbie Jeep.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
We have a guy an actual, a life size Barbie jeep,
not the toy, No, the.

Speaker 8 (42:43):
Toy Barbie, but the one the kids drives. Yeah, the
kids the electric Oh okay, yeah, little Jewel, Yeah, we
got that. Coming up, we have KFC in the news.
As we mentioned, we have tiny vinyl.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Have you heard about this tiny vinyl?

Speaker 8 (43:00):
Exactly on hocket size playable records? Did you say on
my wien?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I shouldn't be the peen? And coming up, we have
a picture of Jeff Hoske at a rave.

Speaker 10 (43:12):
Evidently, yeah, there's I'm not wearing the candy necklace. But
my best friend next to me is, oh.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Who's your best friend?

Speaker 8 (43:20):
Look at those shades?

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Be all right?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Something else? Doesn't he look? Doesn't he look like alternate?

Speaker 8 (43:30):
Look like the devil?

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah, I'm a.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Completely like Baron Cohen. My wife, my wife, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 10 (43:42):
Uh, it's and what do you call those?

Speaker 15 (43:45):
We'll just say not T shirt.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
That is a fish.

Speaker 10 (43:49):
We can dissect all this when we.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
And I shall do that when we return. Is the
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Speaker 4 (44:10):
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There's Jess Hooker. She's not happy about Pat doing his
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(44:31):
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Speaker 8 (44:51):
I m speak for Jess here. But until you sang
that song, I didn't even know that was a possibility
happens thought about No.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
I'm like the Now there's nerves. What if you go
down there and you see a pimple on his balls?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
That's gross.

Speaker 8 (45:05):
Well that's what I'd be worrying.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I'm not about it because I'm not going down there. Well,
sometimes she has to because.

Speaker 10 (45:23):
A little dead I dick for that ass.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That's right, boy, that must be love. Right, she goes
ahead and what never mind? One more time?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Monday Night Football Vikings win twenty seven to twenty four.
And apparently we've had another incident of dildo's being thrown
on the field during two NFL games over the weekend,
Indianapolis and Miami. In Indianapolis there was one, and and

(45:54):
Cincinnati and Cleveland. In Cleveland there was one right on
the field field. Yeah, this has all started.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
With a w n B A couple.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
Most people get them into the stadium.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I don't know that is that is the million I.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Can't walk in with a purse, that's not clear. I
know these people are carrying in twelve intures.

Speaker 10 (46:16):
But you could like tuck it in your sock. They
are like risking you when you go in.

Speaker 8 (46:21):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Is it possible that gentlemen could smuggle one of those
into the game? Pants over there right?

Speaker 7 (46:36):
Normal?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Sure? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Is it hollow on the inside? Could it be?

Speaker 15 (46:40):
It could be, but it's usually not.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
They usually are using the so you have to go
side by the vibrator, side by side.

Speaker 7 (46:47):
Well, a dildo would be more apt to be to
be hollow than a vibrator because the vibrator has well,
it has electronics in it.

Speaker 15 (46:56):
Yeah, yeah, right, I don't think they're ever hollow.

Speaker 8 (46:58):
I don't think they're hollow. Yeah, and they wouldn't be rigid.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, well, I think they'd be rigid.

Speaker 15 (47:03):
Real ones aren't hollow.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
And Josh, what's the what's the suction cup for on
these dildos?

Speaker 10 (47:11):
Typically the shower wall get back up if you if
you're blessed to have a shower seat. That's more than
i'd hoped for. I knew you were going to have something.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Oh, here we go. He has to pick it up.
Oh wait, picking up by the by the test, he's
kind of laughing there. Yeah, rewind that his bottom is out.
Yeah yeah, crackshow. That's a neon green.

Speaker 8 (47:40):
Uh yeah, yeah, I think that's the throwing color of choice.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah. It looks flat though, let's be done.

Speaker 10 (47:51):
It looked pretty free dimensional to me.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
It was a full moon last night.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
I saw a shooting star on the way to work today.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I haven't seen one.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
Since there was a kids.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I saw shooting victim on the way you know the
way I take it.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Yeah, that gas station, Yeah, rough cornershy move Okay, I
need to get out of there.

Speaker 8 (48:13):
That corner today too.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I know what you're doing. That's our corner.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
Yeah careful, Yeah, I thought that was Oske's corner. Don't
move in on his territory. Uh.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
New top five of college football Ohio State, Penn State,
l s U, Oregon or as Tom would say, or
Oregon or how does he say it? I don't know,
Old timey Oregon and Miami at number five.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
That Buffalo Bill's fan who shoved the helmets of Ravens
quarterback Lamar Jackson and wide out dan DeAndre Hopkins Sunday
night of the Bill's Baltimore game in Buffalo has been
indefinitely banned from Buffalo bill Stadium and NFL stadiums in general.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
Good.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
According to reports, the fan was ejected from the Ravens
Bills game over his behavior following the third order Baltimore
touchdown when Baltimore went ahead by fifteen and then the
Bills came back to win it by one point. But
the gentleman who was shoved by Lamar Jackson was being
interviewed on television yesterday, and you're not gonna believe how

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he showed up in the video if you'll take a
look at your video screens, is he was He was
shoved by an NFL fan.

Speaker 14 (49:25):
Mar Jackson.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
Hilarious. He's wearing the huge neck brace.

Speaker 14 (49:31):
And I let everybody down.

Speaker 15 (49:33):
I just really wanted the this is not real.

Speaker 10 (49:36):
This so I was playing against Lamar in fantasy and
I was double angry.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
That was double angry. I love you so much, horrible,
I want.

Speaker 15 (49:54):
That guy doesn't even look the same.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
That's amazing. If that's real, that's realzing.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Hmmm.

Speaker 15 (50:00):
The guy had blonde hair.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
He started to cry.

Speaker 10 (50:03):
I thought the guy had blonde hair also, but who knows.
I mean, that wasn't What we just showed was from
a news broadcast, right.

Speaker 15 (50:09):
I think somebody has been pumped.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
Maybe maybe, But yeah, the crying job A good job, job, terrible.

Speaker 15 (50:18):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah. What was that one they they did get something
past a local newscast when a plane crash. Remember that?
Remember you remember that? Oh yeah, so he has been
banned for life. Yeah that's good.

Speaker 10 (50:35):
I mean, what if he had wrenched one of the
guys next and he was out for the season or
something that would have been bad.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
What if he wrote a letter to the commissioner and said,
I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Please forgive me.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I think they should still ten years.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Definitely, right now, don't you think the commissioners should come
out and go, hey, here's tickets to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 10 (51:01):
I don't too much, too much the other way that
my dad would ground us indefinitely.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
That's how we work around.

Speaker 8 (51:09):
And then as soon as you cleaned your room, okay
for us, it was as soon as he.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Was sick of us being inside.

Speaker 8 (51:15):
Yeah, what was the clean the house or clean our room?

Speaker 15 (51:18):
He said, it was a privilege to know when you
would be done.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
What was what was the flash point, if you will,
of the ages when you guys caused you and your
three brothers caused the most trouble at the Arnold household.

Speaker 10 (51:29):
Probably teens, because that was like where it was like
real trouble, like when I got arrested for stealing beer,
like that caused like actual stress from your neighbor's garage
from a No, yeah, it was a different neighborhood for sure,
but it was Oh.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
You you had the good sense to go to another
Oh yeah, oh a little tenser in the house for
a while. Yeah, yeah, sucked, But I enjoyed today. It
was so fun.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
We stuck out one time and got in trouble and
when we came back there was all the doors were
locked and there's a note on the back door that said,
what part of don't leave this house?

Speaker 15 (52:04):
Did you not understand?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Did you have to sleep out? Yes? Boy? Well boy,
that's old. Parents are awesome.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Well, you know, Jess was also the victim of your
mom would put you out on the front step with
your little brother.

Speaker 9 (52:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
When we would get in trouble, she would make us
pack a bag and tell us that the gypsies were
going to come pick us up. Now, when the gypsies
didn't show, she said, you're so bad that gypsies don't
even want you.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Oh my god, they had to pack a bag. Josh, Yes, yeah,
coming up, we're going.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
How do you guys feel about court storming or fields
storming by crowds and after a win, after a win,
a big home crowd, big one.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Sometimes she's college.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
They're trying, they're trying to stop it. They've been fining
and then a new fine was issued. I'll tell you
how much. And what's coming up in news?

Speaker 8 (52:54):
Christy uh is binge watching? Good for you? We'll talk
about that. We have fry Fest in the news, the
musical Firefest or Frive. I'm at fire Firefest the way
it's spelled. I always say I like fry Fest.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Everything deep fried. That's the state Fair. Remember back to
school shopping when you were a kid.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
Oh, the note books and the pencils and the glue
and the pencil box that you never used.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
That's right.

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Speaker 1 (54:22):
We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Welcome back. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Autoparts studios. Christy Lee, Hey, Pat Godwin, Hello,
Jess Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnold.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
There's Jeff Oske Hey, man Ace Cosby.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
We were all sharing our parenting advice during the commercial break,
and of course this guy me trying to help Pat
boy being a dad.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Is your son fourteen? Fourteen years?

Speaker 8 (54:56):
Oh yeah, that is that's a tough aghow oh man
rough rough, rough rough for everybody. Middle school? Oh he's
in high school now right, Yeah.

Speaker 15 (55:04):
He's a freshman.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
You guys all backhanded? Ever, get back handed?

Speaker 7 (55:07):
Backhanded from the front of the car. I came back
from that my wisdom teeth taking out my dad punched me.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Oh god, punch yep, what'd you say to?

Speaker 9 (55:17):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (55:17):
They were having an argument him and my mom, and
that was just related that I got in the middle
and got punched.

Speaker 10 (55:22):
Okay, yeah, oh that'll that'll teach senior years man, that's
old enough to fight back. Oh, I fought back as
a freshman. He was my teacher. Yeah, we had a
little issue.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
He went to the er gee.

Speaker 8 (55:35):
I wonder whe Jimmy gets it?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
You put your father. It's a long story.

Speaker 7 (55:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Did you ever tell your father what you would do
if you won the lottery? Because I make the.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Hey.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
Mississippi State over the weekend picked up a big win.
Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
They beat number twelve Arizona State twenty twenty, a thriller
in Starkville, Mississippi. It was the Bulldogs Mississippi State bulldogs
first win over a ranked opponent since the twenty twenty
two Egg Bowl when they beat Old miss When.

Speaker 17 (56:12):
A fan academy, Oh Mississippi, Oh yes, many a fine
Southern gentlemen have changed their logo John a rebel.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Indeed unfortunate.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Certainly the Egg Bowl, I know, yeah, I think it's
one of those like Michigan, Ohio State, the Rivalry Bowl,
Mississippi State in MISSISIPI get an egg it's an egg Bowl.
I'm not sure where it started or how it started,
or probably a chickens involved. I would think many a
fun anyway, A bante Roosta fans quickly rushed the field

(56:57):
when the Mississippi State beat Arizona State this past twenty
four to twenty and now Mississippi State has been fined
five hundred thousand dollars by the SEC Southeastern Conference for
fans rushing the field. WHOA, that seems to be a lot.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
They're really trying to nip this.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
Yeah, yeah, but the fans aren't being asked to pay it, so.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
They don't care.

Speaker 10 (57:22):
Maybe that's just the uh, the parents whose kids are
going there are paying it.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Maybe they could get some of that name, image and
likeness money from one of their quarterbacks or defensive tackles,
or maybe they could kick in half a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
That's too much.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
That whole thing is going to blow up. That cannot
continue an il.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Yes, I don't know about that.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
We're not going to have any college football.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
That's okay, No, it's fine the way it is now,
it's fine, okay, it's fine.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
All right.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
We're going to start lining it like a hockey, uh
court field talk. Yeah, whatever, the clear glass so people
can't jump onto the fieldh.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
That'd be all right.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
They'll break.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Yeah, you've seen something plexiglass or whatever that is break
I've seen. But also, five hundred thousand dollars for a
major university is not much a drop in the bucket.
Mia Bitten, Yes, yes, you know how much along the
rain of sand in the proverbial beach of that my household.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Would run for ten minutes on half a million dollars.
And guess what time it is? What time is it?
Fat Bear Week?

Speaker 9 (58:43):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (58:44):
Very popular at the g clubs, fat is.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
You are quite the party raves and gay clubs and swingers.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
We can't forget your swinging?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Can we can forget that? I don't think I ever will.

Speaker 8 (58:59):
I don't think I will.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Sorry, Harry Ass pumping up, We've had more than a
pacifire in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Not only is it fat Bear Week, but it's also
Fat Bear Week Junior.

Speaker 7 (59:12):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Finally, March Madness style bracket competition will pitch some of
cat My National Park and Preserves beloved brown bears against
each other for the eleventh year. Starting September twenty three,
fans will be able to cast their votes for Alaskan
parks fattest bears as the animals bulk up for hibernation.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Yes, Fat Bear Week will be preceded by the Chubby
Cubby appetizer Fat Bear Junior that takes place next week.
And I believe we have last year's champion.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Look at that. I heard Calivan McDonald's Branson, Missouri.

Speaker 15 (59:56):
I've hed there like twelves.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
You think, oh, oh man, what's.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
A big bear?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Twelve bills canoeing down? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:00:07):
What would you do?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
And you just saw that building sitting there? He looks
but he looks cuddly, doesn't he.

Speaker 10 (01:00:14):
That's the problem that Christie and I have. Yeah, we
see bears and we want to go up and just
give them a hug. Yeah, we're dead if we're out there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
We can't know. I would be, I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
You see videos where bears are on along the side
of the road and they're waving the cars going by.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Yeah, yeah they know you know.

Speaker 15 (01:00:29):
It's a guy in a suit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
You think.

Speaker 10 (01:00:33):
That was one of my favorite Greg Warren things when
he was talking about going to Alaska and getting the
bear spray. He's like, that's not like off you're you
don't spray it all over yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
A British woman says she's giving up racing. Oh after
completing a ten k at the age of eighty seven,
I would have given up. Barbara Thackeray I started running
when she was seventy seven, but has since competed in
around fifteen official ten k races. My hipster Furious, the

(01:01:08):
retired teacher and grandmother of two.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Oh that's nothing, has decided.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
That this coming Sunday's ten k will be her last
official running event. All right, she said, my body's getting
a bit tired now, and I'm about ready to go
to my final reward. All I need is this stitched
pillow that says I'm coming home, and my Bible. I'll

(01:01:39):
keep running, but not any more races.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I'll see you soon, Howard. And a Spanish Oh, look
at this stupid world record.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
A Spanish man has broken his own Guinness World Record
for running the fastest one hundred meters backwards and high heels.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
What are we talking?

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Are we talking to block a spike? What kind of
hell is I don't know?

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
A kitten? Paul kitten, a kitten.

Speaker 15 (01:02:09):
Hilt and heel kitten heel.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Is the smaller, he'll just little.

Speaker 15 (01:02:14):
Yeah, yeah, they're really out of style.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Oh, how ghost of me to mention that kitten heel?

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Christian Roberto Lopez Rodriguez, How Spanish can you get accomplished
backwards in high heels one hundred meters sixteen point five seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Wow? His previous record twenty point zero five seconds.

Speaker 12 (01:02:39):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
He slayed it now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
In case you're wondering the world record, Hussein Bolt nine
point five seconds for one hundred meters. And how many
miles per hour is that chick? Twenty four miles?

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Bolt can run twenty.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
Four You can out run a cheetah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
He can right, no, no, eighty eight miles an hour?

Speaker 10 (01:03:05):
Any miles, but cheetah goes back in time. Marty, we
got to strap you to the back of a cheetah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Mister Rodriguez has has many, has many world records. The
fastest four hundred meters in clogs, okay, is a man
of many footwear one minute point three eight seconds.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
He's got a foot fetish, doesn't he.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Fastest hundred meters wearing flip flops, oh, okay, twelve point
one seconds. Fastest mile traveled balancing a pool queue on
his finger five minutes fifty two seconds for a month.
That's pretty fast. I can't run him out.

Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
No, balancing a pool queue.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Five minutes fifty two seconds.

Speaker 10 (01:03:51):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
He's the Spanish David Rush, isn't he?

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Oh my god, David Underlay. That's Spanish for that's right.
Fastest hundred meter on a space hopper. He does nice
legs though, but he does have great legs.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Always silly. This is silly.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Yeah, fastest hundred meters backwards and we're watching the video.
Those are some nice shorts.

Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
He's running just on the ball of his feet, like
the heel isn't even a factor.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I'm going to say that thick thighs saved lives, right, Josh.

Speaker 10 (01:04:28):
Yeah, man, he's uh, he's got some legs, good lugs.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Also.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
You know what a space hopper is. I don't know
what they call that space we were kids. It's this
big rubber ball with a with a handle on the
top of it and bounce up. I don't think they
called him space hopper. No, I don't remember what we
call those one hundred meters carrying an egg on a spoon.

Speaker 10 (01:04:49):
I think most young women called those. What's this now?

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
No, No, it's a space hopper. You you keep hopping.

Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
He's really basically run on the ball of his foot backwards.
That's not really fair.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
He's still wearing high heels, all right, whatever, But actually
that's how runners run. You'll know a runner cleat only
has cleats on the toes. They don't have any cleats
on the heel. You run on your toe?

Speaker 7 (01:05:14):
You do?

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Yeah? Run?

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
When's the last time you've sprunt? Is that? I don't sprunt?
I sprint. I have sprunt.

Speaker 10 (01:05:25):
Yes, that is correct, right, thank you. You wouldn't say spraned. No, No,
it's sprunt. That's stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
It is one hundred meters carrying an egg on a
spoon in his mouth seventeen point two. And my favorite,
fifty meters backwards wearing swim fins.

Speaker 8 (01:05:45):
That's always funny. Yes, eight pointed, Thank you, Mama Mia.
That's one of my favorite scenes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Is they're a chase scene with swim fins.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
No, but they're dancing with swim fins. Oh that's joya
one man benjament and swim fins.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
I bet that's laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Coming up this weekend and Vosh you ever in Cincinnati,
it's the carvana Ppa Tour. That's right, the Pickleball Professional
Pickleball Association. Nice It'll be at the Linder Family Tennis
Center in Mason. The tournament set this weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
Features the stars there, Mason, Mason.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Mason o hiat where King's Island is. But they don't
I don't think they make Mason Jars and Mason.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
That's very good and you you jump in whenever you want.

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
I like making you happy.

Speaker 11 (01:06:40):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
The best pickleball players in the world, including number one
Anna Lee Waters.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Well you can't have one without Waters, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Uh, Cincinnati native Mevish saf Dhar and of course yes,
is Mever's going to be there. Superstars Ben Jons, Hurricane,
Tyra Black and former tennis stars Jeannie Bouchard and Jack
Socked Jazz.

Speaker 10 (01:07:04):
Sock tennis stars. I have a Jack sack. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The sock is in case. The T shirt is a little.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Would you believe me if I if I told you
I read that name to myself and didn't make the
connection of Jack sock and a Jack sock.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I did not. I honestly just said it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
You know what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
That's a sign of maturity, I think.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
For me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
But maybe some use what did you use? Pat? I
have the trash bag. Yeah, well yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
We had the male health teacher tell boys like, hey,
it's just best to use the sock like it's.

Speaker 15 (01:07:50):
Polite, it's clean.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
High school. Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, man, there's stuff going
on in a small town like we didn't talk about.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
I demand and I've asked professionals about this, because I've
seen more or less fifty percent of the therapist in
this country. I want to know when you what age
when you go from no, no, masturbate, No, I've never
masturbated to talking about it with your buddies and can't

(01:08:20):
wait to get home to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
I'm sure it's different for every guy. Does that happen?
I don't know. You would have never admitted that when
I was in high school. Never. No, that's what we
did not talk about.

Speaker 10 (01:08:33):
No, you're lied about back in our day, and we
certainly never went, hey, I'm going to go home.

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
And now No, they're more open. They're more open, they
are more open about it. It's weird for.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Us, but well, the unfair thing is that girls don't
have to worry about it. No, we don't do that.
They don't.

Speaker 15 (01:08:58):
We don't have orgasms and.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Don't that would be the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
That's sports. Christy what's coming up from the news desk.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
We have a guy driving a child sized pink Barbie.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I can't wait hopefully see this. We have a drunk raccoon. Oh,
I can't wait to see that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
We saw raccoon last night. Came out of the woods
like it was his own private convenience store.

Speaker 10 (01:09:25):
I thought you were a kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
No, grabbed a honk of apple and went back into
the woods and shot him. No, I wanted to shoot him.
I didn't have my gunloaded.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
What were you going to do with that apple? I
might have eaten it later.

Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Do you have apple trees? The lady feeds the birds.
That's very nice. You have your own laiders and uh yeah,
I feed birds.

Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
I have raccoons. I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
What's all the all the food out for the You throw.

Speaker 15 (01:09:56):
Out extra stuff, nuts and seeds and fruits that you
aren't going to use.

Speaker 10 (01:10:00):
I'll throw away my like sort of semi moldy fruit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
I'd throw it in the backyard. Put it for raccoons.
Does it smell like apple?

Speaker 10 (01:10:12):
I have a lot of hoboes in my backyard. I've
been to throw half eaten burgers and hoboes will start
knocking on your door. Yeah, last week.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
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Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Christy Lee, was it?

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
Yeah, that'll work today?

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Okay, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Jeff Hooker having bone brought
this morning for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
That's good for you, good protein. Well, you're in a move,
I am.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
What happens?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:11:04):
We'll change that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Okay, it's your time. She's just having her time and
he's having her time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Why don't you play a song?

Speaker 9 (01:11:15):
Pat?

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
Well, she finds my new song to be gross, so
I don't know how to please her at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Hi, Josh Arnold, Hi Jeff osc Hey, a's Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Pat, Yeah, I have
a growth on my balls.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Can you help me?

Speaker 10 (01:11:32):
It's not a growth?

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
Oh it's not, no, no, no, this is I'm gonna
cheer yep. Jeff, Okay, I know you think this is gross.

Speaker 15 (01:11:38):
I do gross.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
It's Tom. We wish him a speedy recovery. He's on assignment.
He had a butt transplant.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
He had a butt transplant, he had a butt put in,
something about tire ceiling injected into each cheek, and we
hope he I hope he's back tomorrow. But with him,
you feel you can stretch out creatively with Tom. Every
now and then he's a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:12:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, alligator songs, the highway song, coking, the boat, cooking,
the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I'll get you never get to do anything from that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:13):
Sometimes I just want to do you know what I'm doing,
you know, write what you know, feed And this actually
happened to me. All right, it's it's the human body,
and it's not gross. The human body can be difficult.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
My mother had a boil on her body. But she
had to take a bath. We only had a bath
when we didn't have a shower, had a bathtub, and
she had a rubber ring she had to sit.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
On the Oh these things happened, was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
A big boil on her. I don't know, I know
what happened. It was really awful.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
Well, you know, I yeah, I got that pimple on
my balls? Hey, I found it there when nature called.
I used to get them on my face, but never
such a place like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
A pimple my boat.

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
I was checking out my set. It was hiding by
my crack. You must shock yourself for lumps or bumps,
both pig and small. I got a pimple on my balls.
Trumpet solo, Here we go, So you're smiling? Now, okay,
how didn't they get the right How.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Did they get the hell down there in my pubic hair?

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
It's quite a spectacle, A bustle of matacles.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Should I leave it?

Speaker 10 (01:13:35):
Should I pump?

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
He is so big? My knee a mump?

Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
I'm use some clearerslor Antiechti gotta pile on my balls.
Girls get bumps on their vagina when they shave to
make it China. I don't mind those bumps at all.
It's not gross like pimples on my balls. Got I'm

(01:14:04):
avoiding girlfriends calls must self examination That leads to master.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Based like do you like pimple popper? Doctor? Watch that?
Not for me?

Speaker 6 (01:14:23):
Oh? She is?

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
I couldn't even wouldn't.

Speaker 10 (01:14:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
It's cute, but man, that show is.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Covered in them you like it, don't you? For some reason,
every now and then I'll end up watching it all vacation.
I don't because I don't know where the channels are,
and I'll flip it around and there it's a Doctor
Pimple Marathon.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
That is one of the shows that's on all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Yeah, you've seen where you can buy them online and
it's it's like fake popping.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Yeah, yeah, don't you fill You actually squeeze something out?
Do you fill it up? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:14:55):
You put it back in and you can just Yeah,
it's like a stress reliever.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Should put it back in, then you squeeze it and
then you put it back in.

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
Are you what?

Speaker 7 (01:15:03):
What?

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
What are you doing over there? Something pimple? I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
Have you seen the joke the viral video where people
are looking into a mirror, the bathroom mirror, and they
squeeze their face, but they've got something in their mouth
and at the same time they're squeezing their face, they
spit it on the mirror and it looks like it's
coming out of their face.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
What no joke. I don't know what does that reflect
on me? Somehow? I think? Just do you feel that
the pimple on his testicle. Song is beneath Pat.

Speaker 15 (01:15:39):
No, I just I just don't like to think of
Pat that way. Oh yes, because he's clean and he's
cute and he's sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
I just don't want to think of him with aile
on my boss. He saved it with the mouth trumpet
though he knows.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
I know, yeah, I know, as sure as I'm sitting here.
Pimple on my balls is going to become the new
Coca in the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
You wait, and I have a feeling run away here.
It will not be allowed very.

Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:16:09):
Yeah, I ran that black people one person?

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Can we not? Yea? Yeah, I don't. What do you
got over there? Do you have a do you an
exclusive club jacket?

Speaker 7 (01:16:24):
There?

Speaker 6 (01:16:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:16:24):
I noticed that cress.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
You have a crust on your breast that the polo
pony kind of breast crest is that it's.

Speaker 8 (01:16:29):
Just a Ralph Lauren crest right there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
I'm freezing in her breast. The crest that puts you back.
I'm obsessed. Put your nipple to the test.

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
It's just called nort Oh yeah, eight bucks right, eight
bucks but not man, great big there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I would love it.

Speaker 10 (01:16:51):
It's gone still still far too expense. I walk in there,
I go I thought, this place? What what these are sales?

Speaker 8 (01:16:58):
They are maybe to luggage and it was five hundred
and ninety four dollars on sale?

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:17:05):
Yeah, very what I have you have to luggage?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
I was gifted you have that's all I use. That's
what I bought. I bought those. Thank you my birthday.
I shoplifted him.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
But he doesn't know that what you would Maybe you
guys should just be a couple, well and chick cop
but you guys crazy, you have the same taste.

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
I'm more or less terrified. I'd kill him, really, probably
kill me. But think of the makeup sex.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Yeah, if he's could you could you be a bottom?

Speaker 10 (01:17:39):
I don't know anything about it, so I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Know what I could.

Speaker 15 (01:17:42):
Straight guys, do you consider what you would be?

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
No, I'm too straight?

Speaker 15 (01:17:46):
Okay, guy, never admit if you'd be a bottom or top?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
No? Yeah, boy, yeah you're gonna top top.

Speaker 15 (01:17:54):
That means well you would you're giving?

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Are you pitching or are you catching in high school?
I was.

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
We're talking about sex pat with another man.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
That's crazy, said the guy I wrote pimple on my balls.

Speaker 10 (01:18:13):
Yeah, no, I'm so straight.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
I wish I was gay.

Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
Still, why do you wish you were gay?

Speaker 10 (01:18:21):
It doesn't work with women with me, I don't understand them.

Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
Try gay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
You don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
If I was gay, I'd have the most gorgeous lay
ocean front home in West Palm Beach you've ever seen,
and I'd be there six months out of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
How much gay do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
You find it interesting that men consider any woman like
just a heartbeat away from being a lesbian.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Well you hear guy?

Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's more accepted for women to be
attracted to other women.

Speaker 10 (01:18:58):
Because because men sort of sided that. Yeah, exactly, Well
women are hot?

Speaker 15 (01:19:05):
Are with women is hot?

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Do you like the women on women thing?

Speaker 9 (01:19:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:19:11):
I mean it's double the fun, right. I don't watch it.
I feel like I'm intruding and Jess started making out
right now you would turn away?

Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Sorry, I would not. I don't know that would be
I don't. I don't be porn Oh no, neither do I.

Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
But if two girls are there, it's yeah, I'm there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
I don't think I'm getting a bull of popcorn?

Speaker 7 (01:19:33):
Yea chair.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
I don't know, it's just I guess it's just because
you guys are also awful. We're always looking for another option.
That's why we're constantly like yeah, women's comments like that. Then,
I don't understand it when women say that to me,
You narcissistic son of a.

Speaker 6 (01:19:51):
Yes, it's me me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
You know that coming into this one of those One
of these days, you're gonna make the decision, right.

Speaker 8 (01:20:00):
I make Yeah, you will never make decisions.

Speaker 6 (01:20:05):
I make decisions.

Speaker 10 (01:20:07):
You're not good ones, but I make them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
This actually happened off the air, and I wasn't going
to tell you, boy a long time. I will never
get over this conversation. Pat was talking about some furniture
at his home and Jess looked at him and said,
maybe you should stay in that end table And Pat said,
stayin what's that? Where do you get a stain? What

(01:20:32):
are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
I was kicked out of the house when I was seventeen.
I was homeless at seventeen out in California. I lived
in hotels. You were, yes, I was.

Speaker 15 (01:20:43):
He's an artist.

Speaker 6 (01:20:44):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
If he's an artist. He never painted a flat in
a hotel, hotels. I'm an NFL all pro a home.

Speaker 10 (01:20:57):
No, never I never had the credit though. I barely
get in an apartment without some buddy co signing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
That's all right, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
Back to those good decisions you made earlier.

Speaker 10 (01:21:10):
I like to I like my guitars, I like my
fast women.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
You do what you want to do.

Speaker 10 (01:21:15):
You seem what mad about that?

Speaker 8 (01:21:16):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I support you. I do too. I really don't judge. No, yeah,
it's not see I judge.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
I tell you what.

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
It's nice to be out of the hotels and to
be in an actual place with my son and my
dog and a regular gig.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
And I like, yeah everywhere.

Speaker 10 (01:21:34):
No, we're doing good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
No, I got him trained, finally got him trained. He
got nice.

Speaker 10 (01:21:38):
Yeah, yeah, and he got snipped last week. Not judging
is very free. It is when you sit back and go, oh,
I don't have to concern myself for how they're living.
It's pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
I don't know how to get there. Yeah, christ about people?
I no, no, I'm not saying that I care. Worry
about him.

Speaker 17 (01:21:55):
I care.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
I don't judge. That's my trick. I make people worry.
I suck you. That's my little manipulation move. Don't buy it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
Don't buy that at all thing. You know, you're riding
that hoppy around that that bouncing ball.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
You need a shirt, you need better shirt?

Speaker 10 (01:22:12):
Well maybe I do. Oh man, it wouldn't be so
awesome when we found out Godwin's sitting on two mill.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Lady, I love it, and that's petty cash. You would, yes, yes,
you need heiress, that's what you need.

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah you would, Muli stock Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Yeah. Have you seen Grand Budapest Hotel? I love it. Yeah.
The ray fines character, the older, the berry, the sweeter,
the juice.

Speaker 15 (01:22:45):
Oh yeah, are you performing somewhere? Are you going to
the villages?

Speaker 10 (01:22:50):
Oh no, no, no, that's Ellie Breen.

Speaker 15 (01:22:52):
I think, oh okay, okay, well maybe you should go
down there and find you later.

Speaker 10 (01:22:55):
Mad and I are talking about performing at my mom's
communities where you are definitely gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Yeah, can I go?

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Anybody can go?

Speaker 15 (01:23:04):
Run interference find him a lady.

Speaker 10 (01:23:06):
I don't need no, I said, I'm done, and I
meant it.

Speaker 15 (01:23:10):
Just an occasional hook.

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
There's money down there, Yeah, I think occasional hookup. But
see then they get so attracted to what I give them, they.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Won't leave me alone.

Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
I give them to I give it to them once
and they're get they're they're stalking my apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
It's a awful one. I'm so good at that. I
love women. Yeah, you're adorable.

Speaker 10 (01:23:30):
And I play a little guitar, a little piano.

Speaker 8 (01:23:35):
We're coming back with Kristocky and all Pro line.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Oh thanks for the warning. We'll be right back. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:23:42):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
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Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. There's Christy Lee. Oh sorry, Hi,
Pat Godwood, Hello, Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 10 (01:24:04):
We got that Grecian son of a bitch on the line.
Or what we do Greek is there's Jeff Oske Cosby's here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I'm chick. Hello, CoA Staki. How are you?

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
He's a Greek guy.

Speaker 10 (01:24:17):
I'm good, Good morning, good morning. We're gonna test your
comedy skills right now. What's kastaki? What's a Greasian earn?

Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
About seven to fifty hours? Yeah, hi, own one baby.

Speaker 7 (01:24:38):
Hey Kustaki, are you familiar with a site called the
athletic Yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
There's part smart writing about sports.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Yes, there's a there's a really good, uh three three
part article about Caleb Williams and the Chicago Bears and
behind the scenes, and it seriously, it's really interesting about
what was going on, what can tinues to go on
and might have explained a couple of things last night.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
They the first ten absolutely looked that up.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Yeah, but the first ten players of course scripted and
he looks like a million dollars or now one hundred
million dollars, and then he went in the tank. But yeah,
in case you missed the Vikings win last night twenty
seven to twenty four. But because snack, he's here to
talk about the entire national football Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Yeah, let's talk about the Colts first. Can we do that?
All right? The Colts beat the Dolphins thirty three to eight,
like a drum baby.

Speaker 18 (01:25:32):
Yeah, time for the Dolphins to trade they're good players
and just build a team out of Tyreek's kids. He
don't have a lot of kids, right, And there's some
buzz that Tyreek's not happy with the Dolphins. By the way,
if he quits on the Dolphins, it'll be the first
time he's pulled out of anything ever.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
That's that's justifiable. All right, Okay, Dolphins are not good.
They played like number two. You know what I'm saying.
They were usually to see a dolphin that looks that terrible.
You gotta find a tramp stamp on a Florida Cougar
dolphin a big choice for back there.

Speaker 8 (01:26:14):
Yeah yeah, I always saw him on the ankles and
sure yeah right yea.

Speaker 18 (01:26:22):
Dolphins coach Mike McDonald's seat so hot. They should nickname
him Shakira. It's getting getting.

Speaker 7 (01:26:31):
Her.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Hips don't.

Speaker 12 (01:26:33):
Very honest, Yes they don't. Yes, they tell the truth.
They know what Grecians make and everything. The cults were
their part looked good. The Steelers had to steel curtain,
the Seahawks had the Legion of Boom. The Colts have
the tuna net.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Maybe caught that doin. They're mighty defense.

Speaker 18 (01:26:56):
Wide receiver Michael Pittman said, I don't think it could
have went better. Every but he was happy except for
Pittman's grammar teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Yeah yeah, I have went better.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Uh, Daniel Jones look good.

Speaker 18 (01:27:10):
I want to see a Queer Eye episode where they
just improve players by taking them out of giants.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Uniforms.

Speaker 7 (01:27:17):
That is a great idea. Hell yeah, yeah, Sheikwon Barkley
Daniel Jones.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Yeah right, they look great as soon as they got
out of New York. Hey, by the way, did Bob
and Tom ever have a monster Truck?

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
We did, Yeah, we did. We did pretty sure.

Speaker 17 (01:27:35):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
I was on a crew.

Speaker 18 (01:27:36):
I was working a cruise ship in Alaska and my
brother and I ride a bar talking about football, and
the guy at the bar sort of chimed in. We
found out he was from uh, Indianapolis, and uh. My
brother goes, oh, are you a Bob and Tom fan?
He's like twenty eight, you know, like in late twenties,
and he kind of winced.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
He didn't really put it together.

Speaker 18 (01:27:58):
He wasn't sure it was a radio show, but he
remembered that you guys had a monster truck music.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
That was his association. So my brother goes, you never
you don't listen to the show. He's like, no, no.

Speaker 18 (01:28:15):
We talked a little bit and my brother goes, he's
the comic. He's on Bob and Tom all the time.
And it was at the beginning of the week and
I ended up going Now, your dad probably knows who
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
And then I regretted that immediately.

Speaker 9 (01:28:27):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Of course he looked at me like whatever, old guy.

Speaker 18 (01:28:32):
And then we met the He was on an extended
like family live, a multi generational family trip, and we
met the whole rest of the family. Gigantic Bob and
Tom fans couldn't believe I was on the ship. They
were so excited to meet me and come to the
show and run around everything.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 18 (01:28:48):
It was such a relief because I got your dad
probably knows who I am, you know, I was like, oh,
thank god, it's dad knew who. Embarrassing opening of the
NFL season, Jayalen Carter spit on Dak Prescott. Last time
we saw somebody spinning a Cowboys broke back mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
It was a little it was a hot Oh yeah,
that's not how I remember it.

Speaker 18 (01:29:18):
But yeah, lightning delayed the Cowboys Eagles game and the
Jaguars Panthers game, and apparently the Dolphins offense.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Lightning's getting very specific riding the Dolphins this week. Huh yeah,
that's right there.

Speaker 18 (01:29:32):
They struggled like funt of the team. So then they
struggled chicked. It's like a Zen riddle. If lightning delays
a football game, but it's between the Jags and Panthers.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Does anyone notice that's a good question. The Jets struggle.

Speaker 18 (01:29:49):
Jets say they're building something, Yeah, a time machine so
they can go back to nineteen sixty nine when they
were relevant.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
That would be good.

Speaker 18 (01:29:57):
This is a that's been a quarterback away for twenty years.
At this point, there are franchise away from being a franchise.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
That's all I need. The Jets are such a joke.
They should be on hard Knock Knucks. Oh that is
a solid joke. I like that. That's very good. Yeah,
hard knock knock, hard knock knucks.

Speaker 18 (01:30:22):
I got two words for the Giants fans, Jameis Winston.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Oh, oh yeah, you're not winning the Super Bowl this?
Do you have fun? Well, Jamis is out there. It's
a spectacle.

Speaker 18 (01:30:34):
As Scott Van Pelt so beautifully put it, Jamis keeps
both teams in.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
The game, that's true. And when he gets tired of
throwing touchdowns, he throws interceptions. Yeah, jesus, he just I
think he's still.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
If this is somehow correct, I think he's still one
of the only NFL quarterbacks, if not the only that's
thrown more than twenty touchdowns and more than twenty interceptions
in the same season.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Oh yeah, he had a thirty interception.

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
Yeah, I believe.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:31:04):
There's only like twelve seasons ever in NFL history where
the quarterback threw for more than five thousand yards.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
And he has one of them. He's fun, he really does.
I didn't know that far. I don't know if I
had that number is right, but there aren't that many.
But he has one of them.

Speaker 18 (01:31:22):
The Titans had one hundred and thirty three total yards
on offense and lost one hundred and thirty one yards
and penalties.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Oh well, it is the first game. They're just getting
used to everything, you know. That's right. They should change
their name to the Titanics. Everybody. Every knock knock, hard,
hard knock. Yeah, he's a couple of puns in this second. Okay.

Speaker 18 (01:31:49):
They always say remember the Titans and why they're forgettable.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
That's why they got to keep reminding themselves. All right,
let's call that the closer.

Speaker 10 (01:31:58):
Oh, very nice, because you've got some gigs, live gigs
coming up. Go see some great stand up comedy. I'm
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Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Good to be here and just in time to check
in with Larry the Cable Guy. Ferry, I can see him.
I don't know if he can hear me. Can you
hear me there, sir, I hear you perfectly.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
There we go.

Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
It'sh a little early, but I hear you perfectly.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
How do you have that guitar in the background. Some
people think you playing guitar?

Speaker 17 (01:34:55):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Larry?

Speaker 6 (01:34:56):
Absolutely, decorate your studio up.

Speaker 9 (01:35:01):
You know what.

Speaker 11 (01:35:01):
I've got to decorate it. But it's good to be
with you. I'll tell you what they told me. They
start your call, first call, seven o'clenty. I don't go
to bed until three o'clock in the morning, so dag gum.
You know you can't get me on a cheerleader at
seven o'clock in the morning. But I'll go ahead and
put down there, down there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
It's good to see. Larry the Cable Guy. Distinguished comedian,
uh and a sports fan, is also going to be
featured on Amazon Prime Video starting in just a few
days with a programm entitled Larry the Cable Guy. It's
a gift. Tell me more, what's this all about?

Speaker 11 (01:35:40):
I'm excited about it. First of all, let me ask
you this. Have you ever walked in a room at
your house and just walk in a room and you
walk in there and you're like, why the hell did
I just come in here?

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:35:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:35:51):
You know what sucks about that?

Speaker 7 (01:35:52):
For me?

Speaker 6 (01:35:53):
Right now, where I'm at, right now, this is the room.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
What I will try and help you, Larry, because I
told I told my therapist that, and you know what
you can do, and it really it worked for me.
You go back out the doorway that you went in.
You go back out and then come back in, and
you will remember what you meant to do. Honestly, it
resets your brain.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
So does this work with the refrigerator?

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
No, does I open the refrigerator? I know, I came
here for something and then I close it and then
I opened it again. No, it's not in there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
However, if you misplace your car keys, they are in
the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Ah okay, good to know.

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
I mean you, when you open it again, there's not
a turkey. You knew with all the fictions.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
Yeah, remember when you were a little kid and you'd
open up you'd open up the place where all your
toys were, and there was this one toy that you
never did find. You didn't know what it was, but
you always thought at some point it would be in there.
It's kind of a kind of analogous to the way
life goes.

Speaker 6 (01:36:53):
I didn't have when we didn't that when you're little.
That happened the other day. I was me and my
daughter played spinning tops and gnipkin up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
How old were you and you knew was ping pong backwards?

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:37:13):
Two days ago.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
Well, I just found out about ten seconds. I thought
I thought was one of the correspondents on n p R.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
He was good, he was good.

Speaker 6 (01:37:29):
Yeah, an he took us and he took a silver
in the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
Yeah, and the women's division.

Speaker 6 (01:37:36):
That's what it was.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Very weird, that's what. Yeah, Larry, the cable guys are guessing.

Speaker 11 (01:37:41):
Those those Chinese girls that win those medals, you know
they always did in the Olympics.

Speaker 6 (01:37:45):
I always look so young, you know, as a matter
of fact, that's who won all the medals.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
So young, our guest know.

Speaker 6 (01:37:53):
Those you know those girls are young because they get
their gold medals. They tried to get the wrapper.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
Up I'm trying to plug Larry's show. Should I or not? Okay,
it's Larry the Cable Guy. It'll be on Amazon Prime
coming up September twelfth, It'll be starting. It's called Larry
the Cable Guy. It's a gift.

Speaker 9 (01:38:15):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
Isn't Amazon also doing like Thursday Night Football or something?

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Yeah? For like the third season? Fourth season?

Speaker 6 (01:38:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
It's getting so confusing watching everything.

Speaker 18 (01:38:27):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I know you're a big college football guy. How many
of the games you get to go to?

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Larry?

Speaker 6 (01:38:32):
I go to every Nebraska home game. Every now and
then I'll go to an away game.

Speaker 11 (01:38:39):
If normally, I'll try to work somewhere if it's an
away game, but I work all the home games. But
I gotta tell you crazy, this year, my last show
of the year is I had a big tour. So
my last show, I took the Pinewood Bowl in Lincoln

(01:38:59):
a Braadska because it's the day before the Michigan game,
and so that was gonna be a lot of fun.
But my kid, by the way, has joined the Army
Cavalry and his I haven't seen him since July second,
and his graduation from boot camp is of course the

(01:39:20):
nineteenth of September, the same day that.

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
I got to do my show in Lincoln.

Speaker 11 (01:39:25):
So I'm gonna fly down, fly back, fly back down.
So I'm actually gonna that's my first home game that
I've missed since two thousand and five will be the
Nebraska Michigan game.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
So I can't do that. But this is warm.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
But yeah, that's great. By the way, about your son,
But are are you a good luck charm for the team?
Could this affect their ability to be Michigan?

Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
I hope so.

Speaker 11 (01:39:51):
But you know, Nebraska, we've had a pretty bad run
starting in around two thousand five when I bought my season.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Take that's my problem. So if they have a great games,
you can't go again.

Speaker 6 (01:40:09):
It started way before that.

Speaker 11 (01:40:10):
Let me just say it started in about two thousand
and three, two thousand and two, So.

Speaker 6 (01:40:17):
I'm not gonna blame it on me. But yeah, I
go to all the home games. I love it.

Speaker 11 (01:40:20):
You know, the first thing I ever did when I
made money, The first thing I ever did a lot
of people buy a big screen TV, or they'll.

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
Go buy the cool collar, or they'll go buy a house,
put it down payment on it.

Speaker 11 (01:40:32):
I went and bought the best sweet box at the
stadium purchase.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
It's always a funny court. The first thing I did
was I got a dog before I even got a
decent car. I got a beautiful dog. Here, what a
dog I got a when I first first, when I
first finally finally had some cash, I got a nice
dog and it was well worth it, Elvis whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
What a great dog. What a great beat dog.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
And the best dog I have. You know, I bought
my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
I bought her.

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
A guard dog, a German Shepherd.

Speaker 11 (01:41:06):
Great guard dog costs money, pretty good money passed away
from stomach torsoure. So right after that passed way, I
got her a Navy Seal trained Belgian mallin wall for protection,
a beautiful dog. Same thing later, about eight years, seven years,

(01:41:29):
say got stomach torsion, because I guess that's a common
thing with him.

Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
But I went up to the kill shelter.

Speaker 11 (01:41:36):
Where the dogs, they were on their last legs only
about three days ago, and they were out of there,
and I got this dog that's a mix about everything.
It's mix of a Golden Retriever and some kind of
four different miniature dogs. It's got a it's got a
black lab body with golden Retriever mix with little teeny

(01:41:57):
leg and if, dude, it's the nicest, best guard dog
and lovable though I've ever had in my life. So
I was till everybody, save your money. You want to
get a good dog, go rescue one and they're about
to get rid of and that'll be the best, most loving.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
Dog you ever had ever.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Yeah, and it with short legs. It sounds like we
can call it a Nebraska Corgi.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
That you can call it the Nebraska absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Until what did your wife train those talks to keep
you away from her?

Speaker 6 (01:42:27):
You know, my wife and I just celebrated our twenties wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
Oh nice, wow.

Speaker 11 (01:42:32):
And that's that, of course, is that you never know
what to get her because his fifty is silver, fifties gold,
twenty five is silver, twenty twenty is uh China. So
I ended up taking it to Panda Express.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Great mom the way to walk.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
Our guest, in case you can't tell, is the comedian
Larry the Cable Guy, and he's got a new thing
coming out. It's called It's on Amazon Prime by It
comes out September twelfth. It's called Larry the Cable Guy.
It's a gift and We'll find out what's going on
with that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
It sounds great.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Now you've got you're kind of famous for, among other things,
the cars and you know the lightning racers on Disney Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
What's the latest with that?

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
Wait, Bob, have her the tornado in the trailer park.
You know, that is the coolest thing ever.

Speaker 11 (01:43:29):
And I'm so excited that I would have never thought
of the millionaires when we first did that it was
going to turn out to.

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
What it did.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
But yeah, last year or two years ago, we did.

Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
Another one.

Speaker 11 (01:43:43):
I forget what it was called, but it was on
Disney Plus and it was nine episodes, nine ten minute
episodes of Mater and McQueen going to Maid's sister's wedding.

Speaker 6 (01:43:55):
Man, what the heck would today? I can't even remember
the name, but it's on Disney Junior.

Speaker 11 (01:43:58):
Force it and but yeah, no, we're doing sixty episodes
on Car on Disney Junior.

Speaker 6 (01:44:09):
Mater has a couple of little friends.

Speaker 11 (01:44:12):
It's called Cars on the Road and I'm taping them
now and I'll be honest, they're hilarious. It's they should be.
They should be like three different movies because they're hilarious.
So I'm looking forward to those. I think these come
out in twenty twenty seven, and you know, it's crazy
about it, all the things I've done, the blue collar

(01:44:33):
and all the commercial private set commercial and and.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
What's the Nutrous system commercial. By the way, I'm the only.

Speaker 11 (01:44:44):
Entertainer in the country that went from nutri System commercials
to commercials.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
I went straight from diet to heartburn. That's what I do.

Speaker 11 (01:44:57):
It's really amazing that what a whole new audience Thatt
that car's brought in for me. I went and I
did the entertainment for the opening of the athletic department.
I got invited and I said, they're not gonna these
college kids, they don't remember blue collar and it's really
not my you know, twenty one a under, it's not

(01:45:19):
really Larry the cable guy fan base.

Speaker 6 (01:45:21):
And oh, you'll do good.

Speaker 11 (01:45:22):
So I went up or did a couple of jokes
and just kind of you know, they're like whatever. You know,
it's it's there are all these all these kids sitting
in the bleachers there. And finally I just said, after
about three minutes, like Okay, this is gonna go nowhere
unless I do someth quick.

Speaker 6 (01:45:36):
I said, anybody know anybody remember Mater from Cars?

Speaker 11 (01:45:39):
Every hand went up and the minute and the minute
I went, whoa, I mean, they busted out. So I
did about twenty minutes just talking about mad and then
and they killed. But it's crazy the fan base for Mader.
I mean, anybody shoot that grew up was a little
kid in two thousand and they all know who Mada is.

(01:46:02):
And when it was done, man, I signed a ton
of autographs and I had these big old six foot eight,
six foot nine basketball and football players coming up and going,
I can't believe you were made. I had made her
benchat Man and yeah, so that's been really cool. I
love doing them too. They're funny and I'm allowed to

(01:46:22):
you know, I you know, you can go off script
that had live. They're really good to me over there.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
So do you have to go to Hollywood to do
them or can you do them in your home studio?

Speaker 9 (01:46:31):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:46:32):
I literally have a studio in my bed and I
lay there just there's microphone.

Speaker 9 (01:46:38):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:46:38):
I actually I know I for this things I need.

Speaker 11 (01:46:44):
I do a lot of touch up work, like where
I'm at right now, just to the studio here in
my house.

Speaker 6 (01:46:48):
But when I do the full movies, like that. I
gotta go up to Omaha.

Speaker 11 (01:46:53):
I got a nice studio in Omaha, and I've been
going up there since about two thousand and eight and
doing jacks for Pixar.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
So well, I've got a kind of a similar story
for you. We've had a lot of major, major movie
stars and specially rock stars come through our studio. But
the one time that everybody else in the building went
crazy and they were all crowding behind the glass was
when we had the the actor that played Spanky in
the Our Gang. Do you remember this Christie guy that

(01:47:23):
played Spanky in the old Our Gang Little Rascals episodes
came in here. Everybody went nuts, you know, they couldn't
believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
It wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
Phil Collins is here, So what Spanky's here? I'm gonna
go check him out.

Speaker 11 (01:47:38):
So you know, it's crazy who people thought over and
I would have never thought Spanky.

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
No, I'm not kidding absolutely, And you know, we've had
some pretty serious people in here, Ozzy Osbourne, you name it.
But now before we let you go, I gotta plug
your gig one more time. It's Larry the Cable Guy
on Amazon Prime starting September twelfth and the The special
is called Larry the Cable Guy. I'm glad they got

(01:48:04):
your name on it, Larry the Cable Guy. It's a
gift now real quick, in just a couple of minutes.
Tell us about the h where'd you shoot it, how
did it go? And what what are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:48:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:48:14):
Absolutely, I wasn't gonna do another one. They drug me
back in.

Speaker 6 (01:48:17):
I had enough.

Speaker 11 (01:48:19):
I had enough I've been doing on the road, so
I had enough stuff to do another one. And uh,
by the way, when you're talking about rock and roll
bands coming in, we're all getting older, and that's it
really stinks growing old with your favorite rock band. But
I don't know if you know this or not, but
U A c DC has just changed their name to
aa ARP. I went to the concert. I went to

(01:48:42):
the concert, and I got a pair of Thunderstruck compressions.
Office I take this in uh clear Water, Florida, and
uh we uh. It was a fun little venue in Clearwater.

(01:49:03):
And what I did was I only do about twenty
four dates a year, so I had to do a
ton of dates to get ready for it. So I
actually toured through small towns in Nebraska raising money for
their theater departments for their high schools, and I took man.
We did I think twelve ten shows. So I toured

(01:49:25):
for ten days, just going to small towns in February
and March in Nebraska, and it was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
I got.

Speaker 11 (01:49:33):
I got to work out a bunch of material that
I went down into Florida and I did four shows
and then we went over to Clearwater and taped my special,
and I command, where did I tape that hat? Oh
my gosh, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 6 (01:49:49):
I'm forgetting what I taped it. But it was real.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
It was fun, you know how it is.

Speaker 6 (01:49:53):
Man, getting older, I can't remember stuff. But I did tape.

Speaker 11 (01:49:56):
I taped it Clearwater. It went great, really really happy
with the special. It's the same kind of stuff people
come to like from what I do. You know, I
just like to make people laugh. And I'm a one
liner comedian. That's why it's called it's a gift.

Speaker 9 (01:50:14):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:50:14):
I'll do a I'll do a really dumb one liner
and I'll just look at the crowd and go.

Speaker 11 (01:50:19):
Hey, man, it's a gift. That's how the name came
about it. And so it's I think people are really
enjoy it. It's one of my favorite ones. And uh
and so appreciate you all as always you got y'all
have always been good to me. So thank you for
letting me plug my wares and I hope, I hope
people enjoy it on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Okay, good.

Speaker 6 (01:50:42):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
By the way, Larry, there's a guy named Reno Caller
claims he knows you. We know it's a fraud. We
know that you would never be associated. I just want
to make that very clear.

Speaker 11 (01:50:53):
I've had, I have had the most belly laughs in
my life with Reno Caller. I love him brother, but
we cannot work a lot together because I think I'm
gonna die because we get to laugh and at the
dumbest stuff to where I'm literally Reno.

Speaker 6 (01:51:11):
Shut up, I can't talk.

Speaker 11 (01:51:13):
And we also have that bond, as you know from
last week when we almost died in a plane crack up.

Speaker 7 (01:51:20):
We have that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
We have that bond as well.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
Okay, it's hard to try to remember the funny stuff
that makes you laugh. Next time he calls us. Yeah, Larry,
Oh yeah, we've been talking. We've been talking to Larry
for god, I don't know, thirty years. It's always a
pleasure sir, congratulations on all your success.

Speaker 6 (01:51:37):
I appreciate it. Thanks everybody on Friday. It's a gift.
Check it out on Amazon Prime and in Internet.

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
Oh there, we had to cap it with that. Thank you, sir, Larry.
What a what a pleasure. Always a blast talking to Larry.
And it's great that he's got that nice microphone. That's
nice studio, Yeah it is, that was Wright. We should
we get everybody get one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
I was fan. Oh well, I'm back, Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:52:03):
And now Tom's back and he's going to tell us
a little bit about the nice people.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
At Better Help. I sure him.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
A lot of stuff out there floating around the internet,
a lot of advice. You know, look, if you eat
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Speaker 1 (01:52:16):
I've heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
Yeah, maybe that might be helpful, but maybe talking to
a professionally. You talk to your friends, you talk to
the guys at the gym, maybe you talk to your
fishing buddies, whatever it might be. You talk to the
ladies at the Jim Christy, whatever it could. Then that's helpful, certainly,
but sometimes it's great to talk to a professional. That's
where therapy comes in. And trained therapists. The problem is
it's you know, it's some time kind of a pain,

(01:52:38):
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(01:53:00):
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(01:53:21):
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Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
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Speaker 2 (01:53:31):
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coming up? Christy?

Speaker 7 (01:53:48):
Tell me?

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
I Do we have a drunk raccoon in the news?

Speaker 8 (01:53:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
Man, there's nothing funnier in a drunk raccoon.

Speaker 8 (01:53:53):
To We have a doorbell prankster that is invading in
Germany and robber bees coming.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Up o copperbes yep uh okay, I heard of murder hornets.
These are robber bees.

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
Can't we just confine bad news to the to the
world instead of to the world of insects.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
It may not be bad, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
Can we get happy insect news?

Speaker 6 (01:54:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:54:17):
You mean like a robin hood Robert bee?

Speaker 9 (01:54:19):
May?

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
Oh, that'd be nice given to the poor bee.

Speaker 2 (01:54:22):
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Speaker 4 (01:54:38):
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Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
Hello, Ace Cosby, I'm chick. Hello Tom, I am back.

Speaker 2 (01:55:04):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
She's alive.

Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
I had a little bit of a hernia issue. They
sewed me all up and fixed me all up.

Speaker 8 (01:55:12):
Think I was an outpatient. You didn't have to spend
the night.

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
No, I went there early. And it's funny because ordinarily
I get up at three am. I got to sleep
in till five.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
Sure did you get your rear end grease while.

Speaker 17 (01:55:23):
You were there?

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
No, they just did the front. Oh okay, that's ok.

Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
But they done by a brilliant physician with the help
of a robot.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, those robots know what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Yeah they got a unit and yeah it was great.
But I'm up and running and I can't drive for
another day or so. So I took an uber in.
Remember I had just done earlier in there on the
other side and every uber I got needed new shocks. Yeah,
well one I got this morning had no shocks apparently.

(01:55:54):
And you hit one of those speed bumps over there,
you know, and you come in here, there's that place
they have those speed humps they call them, right, So
if I have to get new stitches, you'll know why?

Speaker 9 (01:56:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
Okay? What has to happen? And this is coming from
a place of love from all of us. What has
to happen? Where you're going to get a driver of
some sort and have him drive you around, Well, they
could become a part of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:56:18):
Mister mister Thong was my driver, and it was a
nice It was a big shirt, mister, and it was
it was a suburban nice big. I wanted to get
the big Yeah, because the suburbans, if you I have
had one for years, they have that handle so you
can reach up and pull yourself up and in when

(01:56:38):
you've got, you know, some stitches in your belly, don't
They glued me together with the Essentially they use a
medical grade crazy glue.

Speaker 4 (01:56:48):
See, now, mister Thong could be part of the show.
Let's go check in with mister mister Thong and see
what he's up to. This weekend or where.

Speaker 7 (01:56:55):
He's I did recommend you get some new shocks or
get shocks at all? That bouncing around? Did that reflect
in his rating that you gave a five or whatever?
Five five start?

Speaker 10 (01:57:06):
But it might reflect in thongs rating of Tom. Yeah,
things as you get new shocks, I don't want to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
Are you still at a five or four nine or whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:57:16):
I am at a four nine two four nine?

Speaker 9 (01:57:19):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
I was at a five. And when I was in Chicago,
I was taking ubers everywhere, and one of them. I
don't think I tipped the guy quickly enough.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:57:29):
I didn't do it for a couple of hours. And
then see I've waited till that evening or maybe the
next day.

Speaker 8 (01:57:34):
But yeah, I do it before I'm out of the
car anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
You have no right to judge us, the uber driver. Yeah, yeah,
sitting there, you have. You have no right. I'm paying
you for a service. You judge me.

Speaker 10 (01:57:48):
You're my employee. That's exactly right. You're a contracted employee
for that that moment. Their any other business you go
to that rates you customer prostitutes. Oh, I mean it's
all they This is all for safety, and I know
what the procestitutes are you in the scale of one
to ten or one to twelve. It's one to twelve,

(01:58:08):
and I'm an eleven and a half pro.

Speaker 1 (01:58:10):
Nice. Yeah, yeah, Uh how do you find out what
your rating is on Uber? It's on the Yeah, it's
on right on the It's only going to take about
twenty minutes, sang.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Okay, good, well, let's christy, I have I've seen nothing.
I watched it bit of football, but uh, well.

Speaker 8 (01:58:29):
You missed this. A nurse in Kentucky rescued a drunk
raccoon by providing it with CPR. Lector County nurse Misty
combs that our health department is right beside. Kentucky missed Moonshine,
which is a distillery, and they had some fermented peaches
in their dumpster. Did some baby raccoons that got into
the dumpster?

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
They were stuck millions of peaches.

Speaker 8 (01:58:52):
She was able to scoop out one of the raccoons
with a shovel, but realized that the rack boon wasn't
really doing so well, so she started doing CPR and
successfully revived the inebriated animals.

Speaker 10 (01:59:08):
Is this a middle aged white woman?

Speaker 8 (01:59:10):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:59:15):
She's not doing mouth to mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
Compression, right compressions, you know, look at that thing. I
don't know, check out that you can't help. But the
camera point of view is showing her. Come on, come on,
wake up.

Speaker 7 (01:59:35):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:59:35):
I don't know if that's it. It's a tiny little raccoon.

Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
She's strangling it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
They're so cute when they're little on her, and then
they when they get in your attic and start crapping everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:59:48):
I was out out of doors last night with a
little fire pit, and a raccoon came out of the woods,
went out, grabbed a hunk of apple, and went back
into the woods like it was his own private, little
convenience store.

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
And they were he was so bold, he wasn't ten
feet from me.

Speaker 7 (02:00:05):
But this wasn't an apple sliced up on your plate.
This was a crab apple. No, no, no, it was
an apple that the homeowner. She throws it out there
for the woodland creatures. Oh you know, and she also
has a bird feeder and all this all this stuff
to help nature.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
Don't the raccoons attack your bird feeder? Yes?

Speaker 10 (02:00:30):
They.

Speaker 8 (02:00:30):
I've got pictures on my Instagram account of the raccoon
hanging from my bird feeder. Anything store one never brought
it back. They brought one back.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
That squirrel hanging from a bird feeder by his testicles. Man,
that's funny. Oh boy, oh boy, have you seen this? No,
I hate it. Is the squirrel still with us? I
don't think so. Oh, that's a bad way to go.

Speaker 8 (02:00:50):
By the way, this raccoon was taken to a local veterinarian.
It was able to recover and was released back into
the wild.

Speaker 1 (02:00:57):
She did do a great thing.

Speaker 10 (02:00:58):
There was a video last week of a kangaroo that
was jumping a fence and caught got its sack caught
in between two uh what do you call those? Yeah,
two wooden planks, and but it's hanging all sack and
all its weight and they're trying to like push the
balls together to get it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
Did they get it done?

Speaker 10 (02:01:22):
I turned it off before that brutal.

Speaker 1 (02:01:29):
You have a tribute to this.

Speaker 9 (02:01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:01:31):
We all took a CPR class a couple of years ago,
and I was larger than and I had a rough,
rough go of it.

Speaker 10 (02:01:36):
Remember the c I remember the class.

Speaker 1 (02:01:39):
Yes, it was good. Mouth to mouth, you got the
mouth to mouth? Oh no, I say, after I was having.

Speaker 2 (02:01:46):
Issues for bad. It was more like high school, mostly
hands stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
You're you're right, Actually I was a late bloomer hand stuff.
Then I took it.

Speaker 7 (02:01:56):
We took a three hour class to be certified to
give a CPR. We learned the heimlik and.

Speaker 1 (02:02:01):
How to use an aed.

Speaker 7 (02:02:05):
I had a hard time paying attention since I have
been ever since four am, but I listened to the
instructor attentively. She told us how hard to pump and
how much to count and wind to blow. We attached
these sticky pads to the dummies heart. I was on
my knees pumping fast, and I had some pain in
my chest. Now I'm the one who might need a

(02:02:25):
jump start. I had a heart attack give a CPR
to a mannequin, ended up in the eer somehow ironically,
I was pumping hard to the beat to staying alive.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
Tell me me who's the big dummy.

Speaker 7 (02:02:41):
Now I had a heart attack having CPR to a mannequin.

Speaker 10 (02:02:46):
I better lose some weight before I take a class
like that again.

Speaker 1 (02:02:52):
Oh yes, thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (02:02:53):
Pat.

Speaker 1 (02:02:54):
What's coming up? Christy Lee? Coming up?

Speaker 8 (02:02:56):
We have his binge watching? Actually good for you. We
have the tea and gossip and we have a big
news out of KFC.

Speaker 2 (02:03:04):
All right, I love CAF. We're in the Orilly Auto
Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (02:03:09):
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Speaker 4 (02:03:20):
Welcome back to the Bobb and Tom Show with the
Silac Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee at Godway Chick,
Jeff Hoske, Yes, Sir Josh Arnold. Hello as Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I am chick and hello,
Tom has returned.

Speaker 1 (02:03:36):
I'm happy to be back. Thank you very much. You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (02:03:39):
Got my hernia thing all fixed.

Speaker 1 (02:03:41):
Up, tucked, all back in, ready to go.

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
Yeah all right, I'm like a screen door in my belly.

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
Oh yeah yeah. They put must must be a mesh down.

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
Oh it's a mesh down there.

Speaker 1 (02:03:53):
I meshed it up.

Speaker 6 (02:03:54):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:03:54):
Yeah, that's great. Well, thank you very much. We have
Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance News. I've missed
all almost everything in the news. What's happening?

Speaker 8 (02:04:01):
Kentucky Fried Chicken reportedly partnering with the Candy company to
make jelly beans that tastes like some of their popular
menu items. Yeah, apparently they're preparing to launch fried chicken,
sweet corn, and gravy flavored jelly beans in collaboration with
Frankfurt Candy. Frank Ford Candy, I'm sorry, the Kernel's favorite

(02:04:25):
jelly beans are going to be coming out by Easter
of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (02:04:30):
Josh, you can use it like one of those zin pouches.
Okayig a gravy jelly bean?

Speaker 1 (02:04:36):
All right down there, I'm an overweight man.

Speaker 8 (02:04:41):
You missed it earlier. The McDonald's buffet. Have you heard
about that, Tom?

Speaker 9 (02:04:45):
No?

Speaker 8 (02:04:46):
Yes, in Branson, Missouri, there's a McDonald's that's test marketing
a buffet.

Speaker 1 (02:04:50):
What would you pay for a McDonald's No fish, No fish?
That's right from the point of contention with Cosby over there.

Speaker 7 (02:04:59):
Yeah, that's that's my go to at McDonald's, is the
fish sandwich. Are they qpcs and French fries everything?

Speaker 1 (02:05:07):
Yeah, big Max.

Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
Yeah, what do you think are they all? They're all
made up and packaged right there?

Speaker 8 (02:05:12):
Yeah, they're right. So that's the way it looks.

Speaker 2 (02:05:16):
H fifteen bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
Oh, you'll think it's a Bargain twelve ninety nine.

Speaker 10 (02:05:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, they're experimenting with it now. Really yeah,
apparently lines out the door.

Speaker 4 (02:05:25):
It's a I can't I would drive up to thirty
miles to go to a McDonald's buffet, would you really?

Speaker 2 (02:05:33):
But I mean our people don't take like five big
max and stuff them in there.

Speaker 1 (02:05:37):
Well no, Pat brought that question.

Speaker 7 (02:05:39):
He did say can you take it to the cart
and he'd bring a sack and fill it up and
leave the restaurant.

Speaker 9 (02:05:45):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:05:45):
Well, this is kind of inside radio. But I think
Chicken Christy will appreciate that. We used to go to
certain events where, you know, press events and we are
marginally part of the press. And remember and there was
a certain person that was famous for bringing a large
purse whenever they would have food laid out. Oh yeah,
and everyone knew who she was, and she would she would,
oh this.

Speaker 1 (02:06:06):
Is personally, Uh, they'll take a case of bottled water.

Speaker 2 (02:06:11):
She would just load up, wrapping the meat loaf sandwiches
up and shoving six of them in her person.

Speaker 7 (02:06:18):
She came up to me and said, now, what's your name, Chip?
And I said, yes, yes it is, Thank you very much.
That's a really interesting experiment. I know, right, does it
save on labor? I don't know what that's the reason
they would do it.

Speaker 1 (02:06:33):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:06:35):
It seems like it would be.

Speaker 1 (02:06:37):
I can't imagine how this.

Speaker 8 (02:06:38):
I can't how would it make money?

Speaker 4 (02:06:40):
Just catch like wildfire? Oh, come on, they could give
away their food and still make money.

Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
They make a lot of the money on the drinks.

Speaker 7 (02:06:49):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (02:06:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, drinks and fries. That's your that's your
money maker.

Speaker 2 (02:06:53):
But if the McDonald's fries were a buffet, I mean
you take eight of them.

Speaker 1 (02:06:56):
Well they apparently were.

Speaker 8 (02:06:58):
Oh yeah, apparently they were stacking.

Speaker 7 (02:07:00):
Don't you have fifty can't you order fifty nuggets and
a basket of fries?

Speaker 3 (02:07:04):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:07:05):
Yeah, let's say, if you're going to a football game
party or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:07:08):
I'm pretty sure you can't. I mean, I think you
might have to order ahead. But you can get fifty nuggets.

Speaker 2 (02:07:13):
I did not know that, because those fries are the best.

Speaker 1 (02:07:15):
Oh, the fries. They are good.

Speaker 7 (02:07:17):
You know, you can order give it the extra crispy instruction,
and I think they're better.

Speaker 1 (02:07:23):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 8 (02:07:24):
On the fries, I think I like that.

Speaker 10 (02:07:26):
And the thing about the McDonald's buffet is the turnover
is probably so quick. Nothing sitting there and going back. Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (02:07:33):
Man, So you can order your fries extra crispy a McDonald's.
You've just changed my life.

Speaker 6 (02:07:38):
I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (02:07:39):
Yeah, do you have to wait.

Speaker 1 (02:07:42):
Occasionally, but not that long. I like them just the
way they are too, I'd like I like them. There
was perfectly salted, and they are good.

Speaker 2 (02:07:52):
I just had some last week.

Speaker 10 (02:07:54):
Lately they've been undercooked though. There you go by like
a minute, like if they just gave it one more minute,
it would be perfect.

Speaker 1 (02:08:02):
Good step closer to the oven. Yeah, that's all so long.

Speaker 2 (02:08:06):
Sorry. So they were talking about this because KFC is
doing jelly beans.

Speaker 1 (02:08:12):
Interesting.

Speaker 10 (02:08:13):
I don't even like jelly beans. Yeah, yeah, normal flavor
for regular jelly beans, let alone chicken jelly beans. Have
jelly beans hit the marijuana market yet as far as yeah,
for sure, everything else has.

Speaker 2 (02:08:32):
Yesterday when I was I was at the hospital yesterday
getting the surgery done. And before you do it, they
go through, you know, various prescription drugs and everything you're taking.

Speaker 1 (02:08:41):
You know, do you drink? Do you smoke?

Speaker 2 (02:08:43):
And the new question I hadn't heard before is, uh,
do you do you smoke marijuana and then they say
do you take gummies? Yeah, which is interesting. That's that's
added been added to their list.

Speaker 8 (02:08:58):
I wonder what would happen if you said.

Speaker 2 (02:09:02):
They probably would want to know. I it's like everything
else that you know, when is the last time you ate?

Speaker 1 (02:09:06):
What did you eat?

Speaker 2 (02:09:07):
When is the last time you had any water? Because
when I was having surgeries, you're not supposed to have water.
Whatever they get right after midnight, so it could affect
the what kind of anesthesia they give you. If you said, yeah,
I took a gummy half an hour ago, they're going
to go wait a minute. I'm not sure how it
went for that, but they did ask me that specifically.

(02:09:28):
So maybe they'll have to add jelly beans to the
list if you can get your cannabis cannabis jelly beans.
But I'm with you, Josh, I am not a jelly
bean guy.

Speaker 1 (02:09:35):
Yea, never really was really, Yeah, I'm a jelly bean.

Speaker 9 (02:09:39):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:09:40):
They're trying to get me though, with the different flavor
they like. They have cookies and cream, jelly jelly beans,
all sorts of flavor.

Speaker 7 (02:09:47):
Yeah, you know, the big jelly bean guy was Ronald Reagan. Yeah,
old Dutch Loft. Adam had had a job in the
in the Oval office.

Speaker 1 (02:09:59):
Evidently that made him adept at kind of lingos. Did
you know that? Well, according to Nancy, yeah, yeah, she
was always She didn't say no to that, Oh she did.

Speaker 6 (02:10:07):
She did not.

Speaker 2 (02:10:08):
You know, you say something, something innocent, and the next
thing you.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
Know, you've got to say yes. She whispered in his
ear then too.

Speaker 8 (02:10:19):
Yeah, she did like to apologize to everyone out there,
apologizing to the Reagans.

Speaker 2 (02:10:25):
I mean, o ye, kids are out there.

Speaker 10 (02:10:28):
Remember the minor celebrity that Ronald Reagan Junior was. He
hosted SNL one.

Speaker 4 (02:10:34):
It was like, uh, when that's incredible or something. Remember
the Guinness Book of World Record show.

Speaker 2 (02:10:42):
That's got to be hard being they're having your dad
the president. Yes, I mean there's a lot of horror
that it's been. It's gone south for several people. I mean,
I think kind of all started with Billy Carter, but
Nancy and Billy Carter was the brother, of course, of
Jimmy Carter.

Speaker 7 (02:11:00):
Nancy wasn't his mom though, right, it was Jane Wyman.
I thought ron Reagan June Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Oh yeah, but I don't know what he's up to now.
I know that there's still a bunch of kids of
presidents running around out there.

Speaker 8 (02:11:18):
Girls are having the time of their life.

Speaker 2 (02:11:21):
Didn't one of them change her name?

Speaker 6 (02:11:23):
Did she?

Speaker 1 (02:11:24):
Mitzi? I thought one of them has ever said thanks Dad?
Oh no, hilarious, they have to. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:11:34):
I think one of them changed their last name, their
last name for the purposes of some documentary or I'll
dig it up.

Speaker 1 (02:11:41):
But in the meantime they.

Speaker 7 (02:11:43):
Changed it to the original Muslim right. Yes, it's on
their birth certificate from Kenya.

Speaker 1 (02:11:50):
And why do I get the feeling I'm gonna I'm
going to get hate mail.

Speaker 8 (02:11:56):
Malia Obama has professionally dropped her last name and now
uses her first and middle names Malia Anne in her
career as a filmmaker.

Speaker 1 (02:12:04):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:12:05):
I mean I can see you can see why you
want to do that.

Speaker 10 (02:12:09):
I don't know, it's not necessary.

Speaker 1 (02:12:10):
She did not legally change it.

Speaker 8 (02:12:12):
It's just her professionally having a radio name.

Speaker 1 (02:12:16):
Yeah, so create yet like Chicken, I what.

Speaker 8 (02:12:21):
Is not my legal name?

Speaker 1 (02:12:23):
I didn't know. That's Helena Lipshitz. Did you know that
her mind? Well, I have changed if it was Arnold Farquhar.

Speaker 2 (02:12:32):
Christian. Christian wants to get an n PR. She's going
to change it to uh Mohammed O'Reilly lipschitz.

Speaker 1 (02:12:41):
Somebody made.

Speaker 2 (02:12:44):
The last hyphena. She's great, No, no, she's fine. There's
a lot of a lot of hyphenated names.

Speaker 7 (02:12:51):
Though. It gets to the point where, okay, we understand. Yeah,
it couldn't be like like a limit of three. You
can have three names.

Speaker 1 (02:12:59):
That's it. It ain't. Bob Jones on NPR is no
considered exotic. I'm not paying attention. You saved it with
the finger. Gut what you've got over there.

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Speaker 2 (02:14:21):
Thank you very much. We've got some more NFL stuff
coming up in just a few minutes. We are in
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Speaker 4 (02:14:31):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
Silac Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee right, there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (02:14:39):
Hello. Perhaps now we could do your new song for Tom? Yeah,
whatever you want you. There's Jeff Hoske.

Speaker 8 (02:14:48):
Oh you haven't heard the new song.

Speaker 4 (02:14:50):
There's Josh Arnold, Hie Ayce Cosby's Joe and I'm busy
over here right now, I'm chick.

Speaker 2 (02:14:54):
Oh well, I have a because you said no, you
said KFC is doing these jelly beans. I want to
see for doing one for Coleslaw. I am a Coleslaw fan.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, KFC. It's the chicken first, by
the way, original recipe, followed by the mashed potatoes, then
the coles Do you dunk absolutely in the oh absolutely.

Speaker 1 (02:15:15):
Absolutely dunk in the Coleslaw? And they are.

Speaker 2 (02:15:17):
Actually coming out with KFC. It looks like this says
only they're only gonna have They're gonna have the.

Speaker 8 (02:15:24):
Cornea corn and chicken.

Speaker 2 (02:15:27):
I may have to try these, Okay, I'm sorry, Pat,
you have a new song for me?

Speaker 10 (02:15:32):
Yeah, and you know what I what I said was
that a lot of times you had me do this.
I can't believe you guys are making to do this.
Pat's a creative man, there's no doubt. Well, thank you,
yes you're well. And a lot of times I'm let
me stalk that I'll mediate this all. A lot of
times he feels constrained and possibly put upon maybe his

(02:15:54):
his creative light has been snuffed out every now and
then by uh, too many suggestions or things about topics
that he should do songs about if you follow the
way af terrift, of course, So he've decided to write
a song that is totally inspired by him. He's tired
of the cheap laughs. Okay, yeah, and it gets a
little too racy for me. Yeah, sometimes I know. I
mean I'm racy in the green room, but on the air, you.

Speaker 7 (02:16:16):
Know, sometimes I oh boy, it's a little rough and uh,
you know, seeing a lot about alligators in the highway.
You know, I get to do what I want to do,
something that comes from the heart or something that's happened
happen to me in my life.

Speaker 1 (02:16:28):
So here we go.

Speaker 10 (02:16:31):
I got a pimple on my balls.

Speaker 1 (02:16:34):
I found it when my chick. This is going exactly
how I thought.

Speaker 7 (02:16:38):
I used to get them on my face, but never
such a place. I like, I was checking out my sack.
What it was hiding by my crack. You must check
yourself for the lumps or bumps, both big and small.

Speaker 1 (02:16:56):
I got a pip my balls.

Speaker 10 (02:17:00):
God, I didn't get the.

Speaker 1 (02:17:01):
Hell down there.

Speaker 10 (02:17:04):
Hiding in my pubic hair.

Speaker 7 (02:17:07):
It is quite a spectacle, A puzzle of matisticles.

Speaker 10 (02:17:15):
Should I leave it? Should I pop? It's so big
my need of mupp.

Speaker 7 (02:17:22):
I might use some clearisil or an antiachnic piel. I
got a pimple on my balls trump a solo. Girls

(02:17:44):
get bumps on their vagina when they shave to make
it shiner hina. I don't mind those bumps at all.
It's not gross like pimples on the balls. I got
a pimple on my ball. I'm avoiding good friends and calls.

(02:18:05):
I must do self examination sometimes, masation, I.

Speaker 13 (02:18:09):
Got a pimple on my bas I'm sorry, Tom. Sometimes
I just gotta do Yeah, yeah, you can play that
at a wedding.

Speaker 6 (02:18:23):
You know.

Speaker 7 (02:18:23):
I forgot to look if you do see if you
had pimples on your ball? No, no, no, I had
to have a hernia surgery, yes, and uh yesterday. It's
all good now, But I forgot to look and see
if they did any shaving down there.

Speaker 1 (02:18:39):
Why would they have to shave down there?

Speaker 9 (02:18:41):
Here?

Speaker 2 (02:18:41):
You want me to take a look, Well, I sent
you the pictures. Oh, I did the selfies. No, I'd
rather not look.

Speaker 7 (02:18:48):
I'd rather just go by feel can I feel, let's see,
if you've got hair down.

Speaker 1 (02:18:51):
I think they shave you. I don't know. I forgot that.

Speaker 2 (02:18:54):
I did not look. Honestly they do.

Speaker 1 (02:18:56):
They do shave a wide swath no matter what they're doing.
Are you in that area? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:19:01):
When I I had when I had heart surgery ten
years ago, where they the one where they go in
down by your groin.

Speaker 1 (02:19:07):
Yep, they go in with these tubes, which is miraculous.

Speaker 2 (02:19:10):
I mean, for what smart thinking people know that science
of medicine is amazing, and thank you very much all
you engineers and scientists and doctors. But uh yeah, when
they did that, I remember waking up and not thinking
about it. And I walked in front of a mirror
the next day and they had shaved just the sides
and left that landing strip there. But I'm not sure

(02:19:34):
if they did for this one.

Speaker 7 (02:19:34):
I did.

Speaker 2 (02:19:35):
I honestly did not look.

Speaker 1 (02:19:36):
You know, you know how they went through your grind.
They went through my groin when I had my open heart, But.

Speaker 4 (02:19:41):
Now they can go I mean they'd have to go
through my because it's already open if you will, but
they can go through your wrist.

Speaker 1 (02:19:49):
Yeah, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (02:19:53):
Nuts I can't even wire my stereo, let alone, yeah,
run a wire in my body to come yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:19:59):
From my roosts.

Speaker 10 (02:20:00):
They try before they found out that's where to like
where they've run it through a nose down your like,
they had to have tried a bunch of different places.

Speaker 2 (02:20:08):
I will tell you that the tubes, this is rather unscientific.
I'm sorry. You know, the tubes if they for example,
if you've ever had to have them look at your
throat or something, those are getting smaller and smaller and smaller.
I want a couple of years ago, they go in
your nose and the thing is the thickness of a toothpick.
But the first time I had to have anything done

(02:20:29):
down there, I had to have some work done in
the old uh And the thing they went in when
looked more like a garden hose. What Yeah, And it
had a camera on it a light. But now they're tiny.
But you know, back in my day, it was like
one of those cameras they would take news scene seven.
The guy's got it over his shoulder.

Speaker 1 (02:20:48):
Do you think so?

Speaker 4 (02:20:49):
Doctor played a prank on a patient who a doctor
who was a patient and brought the big camera in
like they were going to do that.

Speaker 1 (02:20:56):
Yeah, I bet they do. They have fun. Oh yeah,
they have fun.

Speaker 2 (02:21:00):
When I first did it, I'm not kidding. It was
in an operating theater and there was a medical They
brought in a bunch of medical students and it was
like a sports bar. They had the big TVs hanging
from the Yeah, and the doctor's going okay, and they
can see this and he's moving this thing up and
down and I'm awake. This was, you know, many years ago.
But the technology has gotten much better. But I'll check

(02:21:20):
about the shaving and let you know tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
Are you allowed to shave yourself?

Speaker 7 (02:21:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:21:24):
And save fifteen bucks?

Speaker 2 (02:21:25):
No, they they specifically tell you not to.

Speaker 1 (02:21:30):
And I'll take it one step further.

Speaker 4 (02:21:32):
The razors they use are some kind of super duper scientifically,
they can't allow regular people to have these razors.

Speaker 1 (02:21:40):
They're unbelievable, I guess. But you can't have them at
home because they're dry razors. They're too sharp. Yeah, they're
too sharp and too Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:21:47):
And I tipped twenty five percent because you know, I mean,
I if the guy's down there and something goes wrong,
you want this guy to be happy with his gig.

Speaker 1 (02:21:56):
I want him to spend some time.

Speaker 10 (02:21:57):
Yeah, did you have them straighten up your sideburns off.

Speaker 2 (02:22:00):
A little after he did down there on the night.
But then I asked if they were only shaving half
I asked for the comb over. I want to look
on that's that's always a good seller.

Speaker 10 (02:22:09):
Speaking of real quick comb over overs. Feeling old. So
yesterday I had I had to go to school. I'm
enrolled back in college. For those of you don't know.
I went to class for the first time, nice and
I am obviously the oldest person in the class. Okay,

(02:22:31):
but a student turned around before the class started and
she says to me, were you born in the nineteen hundreds?

Speaker 7 (02:22:40):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:22:41):
And I was like, yeah, I didn't have to answer.

Speaker 12 (02:22:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:22:44):
The entire class erupted and laughter, like they thought that
was the funniest thing in the world that somebody, And
it dawned on me none of them were Yeah that's
I felt like, are.

Speaker 8 (02:22:58):
Because it sounds so yes, But yeah, they were probably
all born two thousand.

Speaker 10 (02:23:04):
We're shooting rude pro I think they were just like,
aren't you supposed to be teaching?

Speaker 6 (02:23:10):
But they were.

Speaker 2 (02:23:12):
By the way, have you noticed this on a lot
of forms now when it gets to the date. They
have those lists that run down the computer. Yeah, you
scroll down, have you know, just for laughs? Have you
ever kept going and see? Okay, did they have.

Speaker 9 (02:23:30):
Over?

Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
Do they have like nineteen oh four? But they realize
once they get past about about nineteen forty These people
are not operating a computer exactly. I mean, come on,
uh those those always killing. But then you have to
find your state. You ever hit the wrong one by mistake?
You don't notice it? Yes, okay, these on theys both

(02:23:51):
start with the same letter.

Speaker 1 (02:23:53):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:23:55):
Interesting if you're just joining us, Hey, hi, thanks for
joining us. These are the Oreilly Auto Parts Studios, and
we're happy to be here in the Bob and Tom program.

Speaker 8 (02:24:02):
I think one of the most favorite things that came
out of yesterday's show that you missed was from Pat
and your Friend with his little sexual exploit.

Speaker 10 (02:24:14):
It started with Josh and what he had his encounter
with a woman. Yeah, we were talking about things that
you probably you know, you sort of fumbling in the
dark early on, right, Yeah, and Pat's friend said, this
was I had never heard something like this.

Speaker 1 (02:24:29):
This is an intimate moment.

Speaker 7 (02:24:30):
Yeah, first intimate moment woman. Yeah, he's our class president.
I'll see him in a couple of weeks at our reunion.
And he came to me privately and said, boy, I
messed up. I had this date with Sue Miller. And
he's in the back.

Speaker 1 (02:24:43):
I'm naming names. His name is Fred Schultz. He's the army,
My big, big guy in the army. Keep talking to
keep talk. I don't care anymore the decisions around here.

Speaker 9 (02:24:52):
Boy.

Speaker 7 (02:24:53):
So, so he's in the back of his Volkswagon bug
and he politely asked the girl, may I have a
piece of chess?

Speaker 1 (02:25:03):
We thought, and she freaked out. He says, I do wrong.
It's such a weird you don't ask for.

Speaker 10 (02:25:09):
A piece of chess?

Speaker 1 (02:25:10):
Up again, may I have a piece of chest?

Speaker 6 (02:25:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:25:15):
Well, I'm sure he heard he'd heard the term piece
of a right, Yeah. Yeah, just being polite. He's a
polite guy.

Speaker 10 (02:25:23):
Nerves meats, Yeah, trying to be polite meats.

Speaker 2 (02:25:28):
And they've made what five thousand movies about those moments, Yeah,
all these high school movies and they keep making it.

Speaker 8 (02:25:35):
And we've never heard.

Speaker 10 (02:25:37):
No, that's a new one, said, he said, don't tell anybody.

Speaker 1 (02:25:41):
I told everybody. How did it go? After he said that? Oh,
not well at all.

Speaker 10 (02:25:46):
She totally freaked out and he said the date was over.

Speaker 8 (02:25:48):
And I think that's what we were talking about. Have
you ever laughed in an intimate moment where it may
have not been appropriate? But did it event or?

Speaker 7 (02:25:57):
Did it?

Speaker 6 (02:25:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:25:59):
Were you able to laugh at often?

Speaker 7 (02:26:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:26:01):
Even become more into me?

Speaker 6 (02:26:02):
Right?

Speaker 8 (02:26:02):
Because I think it's.

Speaker 2 (02:26:03):
Yeah, maybe down the road a piece, Maybe down the
road a piece, but not in those very first early encounters.

Speaker 1 (02:26:09):
Yeah, that's so awkward. Is it's like AI trying to
be sexy? Oh? Perfect, that's just perfect. Now I have
a piece of that.

Speaker 8 (02:26:23):
All day yesterday I just could not believe it.

Speaker 11 (02:26:26):
It was.

Speaker 10 (02:26:26):
It's so true, and he came to be so pained.
The next thing, well, I messed up over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:26:30):
Boy, are you going to tell that? So now you're
you're playing for your high school reunion?

Speaker 1 (02:26:35):
Yea, A couple of us are going to get up
and play. Are you going to tell that story? Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:26:38):
No?

Speaker 10 (02:26:38):
He maybe he is still a little sensitive about it.

Speaker 1 (02:26:40):
Yeah, I don't know. I'll ask him. Yeah, you tell
two million people. Is the young lady the Sue Miller's
coming to Yeah, she'll be there. Does she still have
she has some chests that we could get. Don't get
a piece? And what's it?

Speaker 10 (02:26:55):
Well, it's gonna be my twentieth reunion. I haven't seen you.

Speaker 1 (02:27:00):
Pass the same? May I have a piece of I'll
take a picture.

Speaker 8 (02:27:04):
Take a picture of the two of them together.

Speaker 10 (02:27:06):
Because you know you don't want the response when you say,
can I have a piece of chess for her to go?

Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
I don't know? Can you?

Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
Well let's push forward. Here we have Christy Lee at
the Silac Insurance News. Just what's happening?

Speaker 8 (02:27:19):
The company called Tiny Vinyl is turning singles into pocket
sized playable records. They launched a series of four inch records,
with the initial release including singles from Chapalone, Pink Pony Club,
and Naked in Manhattan, Frank Sinatra's jingle Bells in Silent
Night and others.

Speaker 2 (02:27:37):
Are these form or are they four inches?

Speaker 8 (02:27:42):
I don't know what speed they go?

Speaker 1 (02:27:43):
So is the whole the tiny one or the big one?

Speaker 8 (02:27:47):
The recording to Billboard. Co founders Neil Kohler and Jesse Mann.
They partnered with Nashville Record Pressing to develop the mini format,
and the initial release will currently be available at Target.

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
Seems like a cute kind the stocking stuff I need.
Don't we need a player to go along with.

Speaker 8 (02:28:03):
Well, that's what I would think.

Speaker 2 (02:28:06):
Well record with the return of vinyl. I know, I
have a couple of players.

Speaker 8 (02:28:11):
At my house now, but they're they have the tiny
hole in them, so these don't come with a tiny pa. Ah.

Speaker 2 (02:28:17):
So then then presumab be their thirty three and a
third speed Wise Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:28:21):
Yeah, and they play on a vinyl.

Speaker 2 (02:28:23):
Yeah, so they play on a traditional record. That's a
you're right, Josh, great Christmas stockings.

Speaker 1 (02:28:28):
Yeah, that's a fun little thing.

Speaker 8 (02:28:29):
There's the ghost tiny vinyl edition.

Speaker 2 (02:28:32):
I assume Taylor Swift will have her entire catalog.

Speaker 1 (02:28:36):
Welcome to eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (02:28:39):
Wow, that's a They're so cute.

Speaker 8 (02:28:40):
Yeah, they are really. Gracie Adams has one.

Speaker 1 (02:28:43):
You love her?

Speaker 2 (02:28:43):
I love Gracy Abrams.

Speaker 8 (02:28:45):
Oh Abrams.

Speaker 1 (02:28:45):
That's right, she was just here. Did you go see her? No,
I saw her in London, England. There's no Lola young Man.
I'm a big fan and I think I'm a little
late to the party.

Speaker 7 (02:28:56):
But yeah, that's I'm late to a lot of parties. Yeah,
but there's there's still some great music.

Speaker 1 (02:29:01):
Oh yes, yeah, I have not heard of them.

Speaker 8 (02:29:04):
But there are quite a few of them available online
on Target if you're interested.

Speaker 1 (02:29:08):
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (02:29:08):
I'm sorry, did you say they have them at Target stores?

Speaker 7 (02:29:11):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (02:29:12):
These are online. I don't know which ones are available
in stores. Release dates are varied.

Speaker 2 (02:29:18):
I wonder if anybody's come out with a miniature turntable.

Speaker 1 (02:29:21):
I mean, that's adorable. That would be one.

Speaker 2 (02:29:24):
Yeah, what a great idea. And chick your song, hold
me closer, tiny vinylism and pat pat you're familiar with
four inches?

Speaker 1 (02:29:34):
Of course?

Speaker 6 (02:29:35):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:29:35):
Yes, who knows you? Look at you?

Speaker 6 (02:29:41):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:29:41):
I did not date sim Miller. No, I was obnoxious
in high school. If you could believe that. Oh, I
had to go to other high schools where they didn't
know me to date and take them to the prom.

Speaker 1 (02:29:50):
That's a true story. Boys school. My girlfriend lives in
another state. You don't know her. Wow?

Speaker 2 (02:29:59):
Well, so what they are they calling these these little
tiny records like Shetland Shetland Records. That'd be a funny
name for the records.

Speaker 1 (02:30:10):
Is good? I like that? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:30:12):
When I was on my recent little vacation, I saw
something I haven't seen in ages. I saw two or
three colleagues.

Speaker 8 (02:30:20):
My neighbor as a colleague like alas, yeah, you just
don't see him as don't. Yeah, Belle, she's full grown,
big family dogs.

Speaker 1 (02:30:29):
They're horrible. Okay, now they'll eat your baby, eat your baby.

Speaker 4 (02:30:34):
Hang on, now this is new information. Evidently colleagues like
human babies.

Speaker 10 (02:30:38):
That's why, that's why I could always find it when
it fell down the well, it thought it was.

Speaker 2 (02:30:43):
I was hungry and I'm having trouble with my baby colic.
No Collige because dogs they do go in trends, they do.
And it's Larry the cable guy said, a lot of
great dogs available at your nearest shelter, and uh, but yeah,
I hadn't seen a Colliae in ages.

Speaker 1 (02:30:59):
Yeah neither.

Speaker 8 (02:31:00):
When we moved in, I was shocked. And she's her
name is.

Speaker 1 (02:31:02):
She's beautiful, she barks a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:31:04):
But but I thought of that because I also saw
a couple of Shetland sheep dogs and I was explaining
to one of my daughters, No, that's that's not a
baby Collie. That's a like a miniature Collie. And I
don't know if they're the same breed technically or not,
but yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (02:31:17):
Just don't see him.

Speaker 2 (02:31:18):
And obviously with the show Lassie, they became very popular,
and I do remember that when one one hundred and
one Dalmatians came out, the most recent version, Disney made
an effort to say these are not necessarily great family dogs.

Speaker 1 (02:31:31):
Oh I think before you go get one.

Speaker 10 (02:31:33):
And I grew up with a Collie. Yeah, I'm sad
that she's no longer around. Good golly, I miss Collie's good.

Speaker 1 (02:31:45):
Thing that my stitches only hurt when I laughed No
danger right now?

Speaker 9 (02:31:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:31:52):
Did you guys not hear it? Good golly, I miss Collie.
Thank you Little Richard. Oh yeah, I see where are we?

Speaker 9 (02:32:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:32:03):
I bless my place.

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Speaker 7 (02:34:22):
Okay, good, that's very good, Dolly, I miss Collie shreck
the bark.

Speaker 2 (02:34:27):
We're gonna have We're gonna have a special ol Maha
Steaks grilling event. What oh, that's right, it's coming up.
I'm very excited about it. I'm hungry right now just
talking about it. I'm not sure what's coming up. Christy,
give me a quick clue coming up?

Speaker 8 (02:34:40):
What do you want to talk about?

Speaker 2 (02:34:41):
I don't know today.

Speaker 8 (02:34:43):
Sure, we have not done today. In history, we not
do that.

Speaker 2 (02:34:46):
Okay, maybe you can catch up on a little bit
of history for you, all right? Or are the doorbell
prankster whichever we got. We are in the Orelioto Park Studios.

Speaker 14 (02:34:54):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
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(02:35:16):
there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Oski, Hi, Josh Arnold, Hello,
Ace Cosby. I'm Chick, Bige Hello Tom, Hello, Chick, he's back.

Speaker 2 (02:35:28):
I am back.

Speaker 7 (02:35:29):
He's got all They've got all the intestine stuff back
in there good and a screen door.

Speaker 1 (02:35:34):
To keep it all in And here we are. Yeah,
it's amazing. You gotta love that. That amazing what the
human body can take. Medical people job. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:35:43):
I had a hernia surgery and they put some kind
of a screen door.

Speaker 1 (02:35:47):
I think they use.

Speaker 7 (02:35:48):
A different word mesh vaginal mesh in my case. I
asked for that and they said no, no, you're a boy.
Then they explained the distinction. Shouldst Yes, I was trying
to remember who made that.

Speaker 8 (02:36:06):
I was.

Speaker 10 (02:36:06):
I was up the night before. Remember the James Brown
song Living in America? Yeah, did you ever hear weird
Al's parody. This is a real parody. Yes, living with
a hernia? No, maybe you should.

Speaker 2 (02:36:23):
Yeah, yeah, well I I know where that came from.
Al nailed that one a hert for a while. But
oh yeah, and they it's done with a great physician
and they use a robot for part of it.

Speaker 10 (02:36:36):
I will assist you.

Speaker 2 (02:36:37):
And they've got I think I've got four holes in
my belly must and then and then they are with
they glue them shots, no stitches.

Speaker 1 (02:36:47):
That's amazing, they use they use glue. Then you have
a little line.

Speaker 2 (02:36:52):
I haven't looked yet. Just there's a what you had
one before? Was there a line from that little tiny.

Speaker 8 (02:36:58):
Yeah, a little tiny lines Because I remember or I
had some issues with my ouver ease and I had
that kind of similar.

Speaker 14 (02:37:06):
Wretch.

Speaker 8 (02:37:07):
So when I got my C section, he goes, I'm
just going to connect the dots.

Speaker 2 (02:37:10):
And I go, okay, remember the story out of England
about some guy that I forget he put his initials
or something on someone's kidney.

Speaker 1 (02:37:20):
Or it wasn't he kind of known for it. And
then they went, hey, dude, is that bad? Anybody necessary
scar tissues?

Speaker 2 (02:37:32):
I have no problem with that. Oh no, Look, you've
got some well educated, brilliant surgeon working on you. They
can do whatever they want.

Speaker 10 (02:37:40):
A god complex and a half.

Speaker 1 (02:37:42):
But how would anyone know?

Speaker 8 (02:37:44):
How did he get?

Speaker 10 (02:37:45):
I think they. I think he had another, Like if
he had a kidney replace what he needed a new one.
And when they went to take the old one out
they saw the signature.

Speaker 1 (02:37:55):
You don't want I don't It'd be fine with me.

Speaker 2 (02:37:57):
I'd sign off an even leave one of those new
little records in there. By the way, we found out Christy.
I don't have the story, but that the tiny vinyl
records that are coming out there about the size of
the old CDs.

Speaker 8 (02:38:08):
Yes, it's called tiny vinyl. They're being target right, Yeah,
they're a target. Their release dates vary, so different singers
are coming at it.

Speaker 2 (02:38:16):
But they're not like forty five. But they even though
they have the small hole, they play at forty five RPMs.

Speaker 1 (02:38:23):
Yeah, okay, are they Is there a prize point? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:38:27):
Fourteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (02:38:28):
Okay, that's all right. You seems successive.

Speaker 2 (02:38:31):
But for a little it's a great stocking stuff or
what that's such a great idea. But you're gonna find Yeah,
if you when you put that on the turntable, you
got to get up two minutes later and well, yeah,
just playing the one song.

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
I've said this before, I'll say it again.

Speaker 4 (02:38:48):
Nobody get dove into vinyl more than I did with
the turntable and the bluetooth and the speakers and all
the vinyl. And it's a pain in the ass to
get up and go put another record on the turntable.

Speaker 1 (02:38:59):
You didn't have one of those automatic arms.

Speaker 8 (02:39:01):
He drops them.

Speaker 2 (02:39:02):
But the other thing about it is it kind of
forced you to listen to the off cuts. Yeah, you know,
you'd listen to a whole side of it. And almost
every album has a good side and a bad side.
You know, I don't want to hear this side through
this skip songs.

Speaker 8 (02:39:16):
Yeah, Now, Christy, are you upset Josh that I took
your vinyl and I put it in a frame and I'm.

Speaker 10 (02:39:24):
Not playing it?

Speaker 1 (02:39:25):
Oh gosh, No, that's that's very I'm honored that, you know.
Have you done? Have you gone through all those Oh? Immediately,
have they sold out with a with an extra copy
of that? I need two copies, one to crap on
and covered up with. Yeah, let me go get way second.

Speaker 2 (02:39:43):
So we don't have time for today. In history, Happy
birthday Leo Leo Tolstoy, the uh the Dean coats of
his era.

Speaker 1 (02:39:51):
He wishes, he wishes he was sold as many back then.

Speaker 2 (02:39:56):
A friend of the show, Eric stone Street from a
modern family terrific. Yeah, uh, Happy birthday, Michael Bubla.

Speaker 8 (02:40:06):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (02:40:06):
What do they call his fans?

Speaker 1 (02:40:07):
Bubble boys?

Speaker 2 (02:40:10):
Are they are they? Let's see? Because you got your
dead heads, your swifties, would they be boobies?

Speaker 1 (02:40:14):
Boobleheads is pretty good Christmas.

Speaker 10 (02:40:17):
Yeah, that's really good. Okay, all good bubble boys.

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