The BOB & TOM Show - September 10, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
She said, you look handsome today, Dear. He heard I
just bought something really expensive. He said, are you having
an affair? She heard Juli, I'm and it's great. She said,

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do I look fat in these pants? He heard you
ever want to have sex again? He said you look
greaty those pants. You heard I am totally trained. She
said it was fun visiting your mother. He heard you

(01:08):
owe me big time. He said, I bought you something
from Victoria's Secret. She heard him could you wear this
bag over your head?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
She said? Was it good for you?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
He heard because I hope someone had fun? She said,
we need to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
He heard you need a lawyer?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
He said, would you mind squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom?
She heard you mind living with an aneutenant neurota? She
said you were snoring again last night? He heard do
you have to breathe? He said, I'm thinking about buying

(02:07):
a motorcycle. She heard I'm in the mood for a
big fight. She said, would you go close shopping with me?
He heard can I pull your fingernails out with pliers?

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He said, I thought our waitress was very nice. She heard,
I'll be thinking about her during second, she said, this
commercial is so beautiful. He heard, I'm getting my period.
He said, let's try something new tonight. She heard, let's

(02:52):
see if you're double joining? She said, do you mind
not watching football?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
He here?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do you mind if I chop off here?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's just pray neat way to start the day.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Do you mind if I darek whack.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
But chop off your balls? That's what it said, hackey
mcclam hi. It's the Bob and tom Show. Thank god?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh boy, I was worried about Friday's show, not this one,
boy Fridays. Yeah, because if Washington loses, you know who
comes in here?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Though, Christy Lee, how the heck are you?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
There's Pat Godwin, Hello, Chick? What can I do for
your Pat?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Anything?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Like it sticks my eyewash? I'm giving you glass. Everybody's
there for you, Pat. There's Josh Arnold, Hello, Ace Cosby, Chick.
I'm chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios. And
every move he makes, every company that he takes, every
step he takes you here.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
In a little discomfort. Tommy, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I had, and I'm not embellishing this. My head is pounding.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, this is the the the post anesthesia headache. It's gas, man,
it's gas, and.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
The gas coming out your shoulders or whatever. But yeah,
I'll be okay. But I just have to be very careful,
particularly with regard to testicular geography. If you will, like
right now, if I want to move like this, I
gotta kind of you know, move my arms and get myself.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Positioned where you gotta do? Why isn't that of course
testicular geography? Yeah, where are your testicles? In relation to
Greece for instance, today we'll be discussing the perineal grange,
that's right, and the valley of the cloth.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yes, yes, I had to sleep on my back the
last couple of days.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
No, what that's tough, is it?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
How do you not roll over?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I know that it's tough because if you start to
roll over, your gumneads alert your brain that they're being
crushed by something.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Is that what hurts the most or the decision side? No,
just the general area doesn't hurt less than the actual
hernia itself.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
No, oh, the hernia was brutal. Yeah, no, I'm sorry
I did. The hernia was terrible. I'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Many many people have hernias and they don't even know
it until the doctor.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Goes, hey you got a hernia? No I knew this one. Yeah,
this is horrible.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Dad took us to the grave.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Really, yea hernia could have killed? Did he want to
take myself?

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Death certificate? That's how I found it. I read about it.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh yeah, you read your dad's death certificate.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yeah, I'm interested in these things.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, I'm try and read it on the air.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
That's not well, we do call you the angel that
it's a new feature, or.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's not really good morning, bad news.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Yeah, yeah, I don't have one today.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Well, morning's early. If you want to, I can go
to today in history and find a couple for you.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, of course, yeah, are there more people that have
died than are alive?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Right now? Go ahead, talk about it has to be yeah,
yeah that's a really good question.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
But for sure, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
In history how many have more people died than are alive?
Right now? When do we start counting? The answer is
absolutely Yet, you know, when do we start counting people?
I mean, you know, astrolopithe does that counter?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
You know my dad he said, he go ahead, stupid
and mess up?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You know, hell, is only half full, is what he
tells me.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Oh, here's what chat GPT says. Well, that's fascinating and
a surprisingly complex question.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yes, most answer chat GPT.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Yeah, yes, most demographers and population experts agree more people
have died throughout human history than they're alive today.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, so there's that.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
There's a point one billion alive today.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Definitive to me.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
It's estimated the number of humans who have ever lived
one and ten to one hundred and twenty billion.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Where do they pull that number out of there? Right,
it's a lot of graves. They just doubted graves.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Who thought they should, you know, horizontally. Why didn't they
go vertally? Vertically right at the start.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Is what I want.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
You got to dig too deep?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh yeah, you're going down six feet? Why not go
down twelve? What's what's the beau?

Speaker 6 (07:42):
You have machinery bag because.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
You'd have to go wider to get down there with
a shovel.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, you know, hang out and wait. The back hole
would have been invented a couple of years sooner.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Can remember that great scene in the TV show The
Americans where they're burying the guy. That's one of the
best scenes ever on television. Yeah, oh, great day. You
gotta ever get a chance binge watch that?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Baby. Now, we have a lot of interesting things coming up.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Binge watching good for you? We have that news story
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, I would have got the opposite. Well, we'll find
out why, because I am skeptical as well. Really, oh
that binge watching is good for you?

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Let me do it right now. New research suggests binge
watching might actually be good for you.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Scientific would you believe that reading a book a week
is good for you?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Sure of course? Why why? Why? Why is that different? Watch?
In my in my mind, in my mind, binge watching
is eight hours a day in front of the television. Oh so,
I don't know the definition of binge watching. I think
what they mean is watching a show, uh beginning to
end in a short period of time, as opposed to
waiting a week. You're just saing Terry sitting in the cage.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, that's that's why I thought it was drinking all
the alcohol you could hold.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Scientists at the University of Georgia found that people who
enjoy marathon sessions watching movies or TV shows or reading
books are more likely to remember stories and keep engaging
with them. Through daydreams and fantasies. Doctor Joshua Baldwin explained
that binge watching may help yours build mental worlds where

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stories continue even after finishing the series, and the stories
may help them cope in time.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Joshua bald One, Oh yeah, he works for Netflix. Yah, perfectly,
perfectly as objective. I'm the doctor of tvology.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Help them cope with stress by thinking about your favorite show.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, that's what don Draper do a
little bit right, Although I must say there are times
when I'll just want to watch the Andy Griffith show
and feel better about what you're insane. Sure, there's just
something about it. Yeah, well you think you don't think so,

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I'd be okay. We all have those shows. It may
not be Andy Griffith for it. What's your go to
show that you.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I don't know, I don't really have one, honestly.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
You don't like watch Old Seinfelds or something.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
No, the Repair Shop currently, but it changes, I guess.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
And that's that BBC. That's a great show.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
They repair things. That's really but that's yeah, I really
you told me to watch that and it's very calm. Yeah,
they're finding old parts and putting things together.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
And one guy though organized, as you've pointed out, he's
got to get his teeth fixed. One of the guys
are like, you don't want him to like laugh out loud.
Oh you know, so.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Binge watching is good for you? Then so what this
guy says? What is it? Because you're getting to get
a whole story and you can put it in your
dreams or something.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Yeah, fantasize about it. I guess that's because I watch
HGTV a lot, so I fantasize about moving far far
away hd GTV.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
One of the things they never tell you is they
never get really kind of give you the price of
stuff straightforward.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
If they give you the price, it's not what the
labor included, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Same with those car fixed at shows.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
We bought the care for two thousand, we sold it
for six thousand, and I watching so we had to
be a genius mechanics work on it for nothing.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
I love watching like House Hunters International. Yes you can
buy this beautiful home in Barcelona for just two hundred
thousand dollars, right.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
You're a house freak.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I keep getting these Instagram notifications that I can buy
this thing in Tuscany for one hundred and eighty thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, I get those two.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And it's it looks like a nice place. I don't know.
I heard there was. It wasn't anything available that does
that come with a fine? A toll? Fine? Oh, there's
got to be some you know, and something about your
mortgage and good about.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Hating Americans and they don't want.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
You there some don Sicilian come over, kick me out
of the house.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
What's coming up in sports? That's a great question. Schwarby
goes yard and he's hit fifty home runs for the Phillies.
We'll talk about it. Jalen Carter his suspension has been
handed down and he's fine. He's gotta come up with
some cash. And we've got something that Tom's come up

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with that I can't take credit for, nor will I
act like it's my idea.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's right. A retired accountant is living out his dream
by playing in a marching band. For all. This is
my favorite story. The guy sixty six years old. For him,
he's in the LSU marching band.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Okay, you know the band are all those they're the partiers.
You say what you want about the team, but they've
got the whiquor in the back of the ball.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah, they work so hard.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I heard this guy. I heard this guy's hitting on
one of the young flute players. Yeah, I have this
sooner than so much for talking about that very much
that it's a great story.

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Speaker 4 (14:12):
Coming up a guy living his dream by joining the
marching band. Plus, we have a ketchup in the news.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
This is very important. Do you have the instrument he's playing?

Speaker 6 (14:20):
That's what I was wondering.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, I do. Oh, I'm not gonna tell you, Kim,
I guess the bonafone? Also, is he playing the bonaphone time?
Not playing the bona phone?

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Is he doing the flags?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
That would be good skin flud.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
We have the importance of eating breakfast in the news.
Don't you're skipping breakfast right now?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
You?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
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Speaker 3 (15:47):
Welcome back to the Bobbin Top Show. Christy Lee at
the Silac Insurance News. Jess Chick, Hello, there's Pat Gogwin
a chick Hello, there's Josh Arnold. Hi there, Hi There,
there's a Cosby Ello. There's O'Reilly auto Parts. That's our studios.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm chick. Hello Tom. Did we talk about maybe getting
a bunch of auto parts hanging from the ceiling like
an old Friday's? Yeah, we have a that'd be cool.
That'd be great, like a big transmission.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's I think you would enjoy being in charge of
the project of actually hanging at least the shell of
an old car from the ceiling. Nothing sounds complicated and involved.
Oh yeah, ten or twelve guys would have to be involved,
and it would it'd be really something to need a crane.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah great, speaking of.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
That, did you see the big news about Cracker Barrel again?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Now?

Speaker 8 (16:42):
What now?

Speaker 6 (16:43):
They have backtracked on remodeling their restaurants. Oh good, Apparently
they'd only remodeled four of six hundred and sixty. The
one that I go to happened to be one of
the four. It was a test market.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
And we ain't even made of town. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
They because of the fan reaction, they've decided to back
off of that.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
That's such a hilarious case of if it ain't broke,
fix it. Yeah wow.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Yeah, that was a big announcement yesterday from them.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
But in a way, though, they've gotten more publicity out
of this.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Well there's that.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah. I mean, I'm just cynical enough to wonder if
this was done on purpose just to get the publicity.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I saw that CEO give an interview. I don't think
she has that kind of that much savvy, like she
was really behind these changes.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I have to do something to justify my job. I know.
Boy have I seen that in my life? Time? Now
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Gotta let her right here. Good morning, enjoying my commute
every day to Mobile, Alabama.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Oh very nice. Wants to say hello, This is Celeste,
she says. The other drivers must think I'm nuts, laughing
out loud by myself in the car. Thank you, Celes.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yeah, people are worried that they's pretty naw, they're being
watched by other drivers as they're laughing.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Do you watch other drivers when you drive?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Never?

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Really?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh, I'm looking ahead.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Do you ever have a stop flight or something and
they've they've made they're driving slow or whatever and you
give them the clandestine middle I don't do that, you know, something,
not anymore?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, But yeah, yeah, that is so true.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I want to take a look and see, like, hey,
what's your deal?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I noticed that windows are even more tinted than they
used to cowards windows. You're a coward. I have the
right to look at whoever just cut me off exactly,
or their criminals. Yeah, there's a lot of that, all right. Okay,
well are cowards as well? You know, you get tinted
windows and a certain kind of music. I say they probable. Okay.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Do you look inside windows when you're driving through neighborhoods?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
No?

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Oh I do.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I can't. I'm too busy. Texting's your house obsession.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
When you get lost and turn around and somebody's drive away,
you know, hawk the horn real quick and then pull out.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
That actually leads to there, that actually leads to a
story coming up a little bit later on.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
It's kind of about that, but do you have a
letter over there?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
This leads to a Pat Godwin song I think you're
a Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Tom had his hernia procedure a couple of days ago.
He doesn't know if his pubes were shaved. Oh I
checked and checked and no, no.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
I wouldn't think, so they don't have to go there.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Although the drawing on my pubic area is still there,
like the screen something or my.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Doctor, what's excellent doctor?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Of course he yeah, he takes a sharpie and he
draws in that area, so there's no confusion when it's
time to do the surgery.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
And then when you go in, what does he draw
on your pubs? He's not the only surgeon that does that.
It's and of course what I had when I had
my knee operated on. They come in and they talk
to you and then they draw on the knee. You know,
this is the one we're going to be doing. But
then when you go into the operating theater, they say,
you know, what's your name, what's your date of birth?
Then they say what are we doing today? So just

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so there's no errors, but yeah, he the drawing is
still there. It's quite nice drawing. It reminds me of
those little things in Mad magazine used to have on
the side, those little tiny I don't know, it's like
a profile. Yeah, yeah, I think it's I'm not sure
exactly what it is anyway, Pat, can you please play?
Nobody has pubes anymore, but the fubes are still there.
This is Brian's favorite song. Brian from Northwest Ohio. There

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is some weird dye on my stomach.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
Is it orange? Yeah, there's something like orange. Oh yeah,
that's yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
And then I've got three holes in three holes in
my belly where they put the machine in and did
all their work.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's great, it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
I think the orange liquid is transmitters so the government
can track let them.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Fine, I don't care. It's not that interesting. I love
this song, Pat, what's happening?

Speaker 9 (21:47):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
What I've said? Hey? Sorry? Hey, I was getting into it.
I'm sorry. See I'm doing short intro. Yeah, you got
to get to it.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Let's get we'll do the long inter then we'll applaud
like we know what the song is.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's his heads that the head for you.

Speaker 10 (22:06):
Right back when I was trying that too, everybody had
hair down there, the girls and playboy miner's name all
had puby hair.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
My life to take a lady the lunch if there.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
It's a little copper too, munch Bob, nobody has pubis.
Maney Mom went down to my local gym, and all
the guys, they're all health free. I'm feeling self conscious
because downstairs I'm the dinished ship with junk, had a

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hard tack loder like baby care, playing hackets sack off.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Nobody has pubs, miney.

Speaker 10 (22:48):
Mom, nobody has puibls. Everybody's who has baby bucks mooth
or nobody has pubis.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
And I'm all ah ah shoobie hair. I love you?
Why did you? How to go?

Speaker 10 (23:13):
I dig a chia pet or a fro like Jimmy Walker.
I missed the seventies and a crotch locked shoe bar on.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
How to date? Very nice? Think you? How to date
with a gorderess girl Ella twice an ee, I.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Was overwhelming when we made love. She had head down
there like better page. Now everybody's coachies bearing.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I like a little golf funkle down there hall.

Speaker 10 (23:46):
Nobody has pew and him all everybody's wax and shafting
out like a big bush at the top of the caves.
Nobody has pews anymore, ladies, lady your goden grow.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
All right, very nice, that's very nice. I guess that's
for some purpose, right pu by care.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Yeah, it keeps from getting in there.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, yeah, what it's for. Yeah, that's what all I
aird pretty much is for.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I gotta be honest. I thought it was to discourage
the female orgasm.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
The one female orgasm. This is from Bridget in Kentucky.
Good morning, Christy and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Is she normal height?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Most people named Bridget are stop. Oh there is the one.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
We were talking about laughter at intimate moments. Do you
recall that on the show?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Yeah, And she said it made me realize I'm a
little bit of a weirdo. I guess if I have
a really good orgasm, I get the giggles to the
point where it takes several minutes to get back into
any kind of intimacy with my partner, not.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Alone, Bridget, Really, I get the giggles. You get the
get the giggles? Yes, wow, not every time, but it
can happen. Yet at what point right after? Yeah? Oh really?

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Yeah, she says It usually makes him giggle too, so
it's all good.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, I've never heard of that something.
There must be some flood of Sarah Tooeman or something
that occurs. Wow, wow, the dopamine.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
This must have happened to you, Tom during an intimate
moment and you know, she says something and you you
had to have said I'm sorry, what did you say?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Or you can't hear it. It's like I beg your pardon,
something like you've never done that. No, you say that
was amazing or something. Either that or you never say
anything during no talking at all. There you go, that's
what he does doing. Shut up, shut up, shut up,
shut up. Next there, enjoy your baby.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
You're not having fun.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Okay, it's quiz time. Uh huh, Christy, you're not eligible
for this. Do you guys know what this is?

Speaker 11 (26:08):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
He's opening some kind of bag. It sounds like it's
something from the hospital. Very good, it's from the hospital. Oh,
it's a urinal for your uh that.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
I've never seen one of these before. It's this is
a vomit bag.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
It looks like a huge condom.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
It looks like a gigantic blue condom.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
As I was leaving. I don't.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
They said, I guess sometimes people puke after surgery. I guess, yeah,
I did not, But they gave me two of these guys.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Total, added to your bill. Look at the size of
this thing. If you want it that bit right, Yeah,
if you're gonna puke in it, you don't want it to.
But this is better than the air sickness bags on
the planes because you got a.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Lot more road yea better yea. For whatever reason. Yeah,
I put more trust in something last then the paper air.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
And when your daughter was a flight attendant for quite
a while, did you ever have to retrieve an airsickness
bag from somebody?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm sure she did. That's got to be you put
a glove on or something. I've never seen anybody get sick, neither.

Speaker 11 (27:19):
I have.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
And that bag really like, this thing is big enough
those bags, and it's kind of hard to hit. But
this is this is nice.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yeah, you find from now on.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
No I brought in just to show you guys, because
I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Oh, I see what you're going to keep that handy
for my sports cast?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Is that it is that what you're getting is that
what you're getting. Maybe during Pat, one of my iffy
ones right start to vomit. Maybe I have an aside
that doesn't hit as hard as you've made me ill
your well, first, I didn't. I didn't bring enough for
all of those things. Well that one could be rita.

Speaker 11 (28:03):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Anyway, I just thought, I'll good. Good for you for guessing.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
How cheap do you have to beat or rents out
of vomit back? It's like that guy who the two
ply toilet paper, he splits him apart. You know, we
uses one ply.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
That's a mania. That's not like it's some sort of
lifestyle report on the news. And here's a guy suppose
do people reuse condoms? Always claimed I was running joke.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
I didn't done have hanging from his curtain rod? Or
was it the rod in the shower?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm not sure. Well, Pat, I've got another song for
you coming up in a song request. I've got a
letter about food. You want to hear it real quick?
You go from sex to food? All right?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Man?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
What a morning? This as it comes to us from
Autumn A very fitting name. Three hundred days of Autumn.
I wonder when autumn was born? Yeah, springtime, you know,
What's funny is her last name might suggest when she
was born, but I could have been in the evening.
Her last name is an Autumn. It's not autumn evening

(29:09):
but nightly autumn morning.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
What hang on, Tom, Can I borrow that vomit bag
real quick? I don't remember the protocol on giving first
and last names. I'll just give her email address. My
favorite inner fat chick in quotes, she says during vacation
was a moment. We woke up at the hotel in
Virginia Beach and had a beautiful breakfast buffet.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Aren't those nice? Nice? Later we were looking for lunch,
we found a KFC buffet, whoa so damn good, she says.
Then for dinner we went to a seafood buffet with
all the crab legs and shrimp and oysters fresh or
rock a fella, as my grandma would say, rock a
fella rockefella. Fattest thing I've ever done, says Autumn three,

(29:55):
and the email is titled three buffets in one day.
Now we were talking about the alleged McDonald's buffet that
may be a fake store. Yeah it maybe I might know.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Very sad Christy read from the store I mean, I
guess it's just gonna happen once a month now, Yeah, yeah,
we're just gonna have fake stories.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
But it wouldn't make sense to have a buffet at them.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
No, I mean that's why we were so because I
would just go in there and get nothing but fries.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
And then a fish sandwich.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
And the fact that it was thirteen dollars also seemed Yeah,
maybe like twenty five, twenty four, ninety nine, maybe Bravo
though they picked Branson, and that does seem like the place.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Yeah, And if you're gonna fake it, that's that's the
way to go. Now we have, oh dear, we have
a something we have to do here, all right? And
then coming up, Uh at chick McGee, what's happening in
the world of sports?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Ah NFL hens out of fine to uh Jalen Carter,
Kyle Schwarber hits his fiftieth for the Phillies. Uh, we'll
talk about a hooker and track and field and a
sixty six year old man is living his dream.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I'm doing it. That's right, We'll tell you what he's doing.
This is a great story. I know you do. I
think it's really fun. I took a child's position. They
a kid can't do this because I have, because I
and me and my ego. I'm going to do it now. Oh,
get out of my way. Punk, It's a rough, rough room.

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(34:28):
there's Pat Godwin, a chick. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, there,
Ace Cosby, I am chick. And hello Tom, back and
raring to go.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
That's right. I had a little bit of surgery on Monday.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I want to thank all those great nurses and doctors
and everybody working at the hospital. Did you have a meal?
Did you eat? No? No autations. You get there at
early in the morning and they get you all ready
to go and then be offered to me, Well, you're
probably you eight before the surgery. Maybe no huge breakfast?

(35:01):
What is it? Kramer says, you got too cold? No,
it's about you know. They asked you.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
They go to what's the They literally say to you
a couple of times, what's the last time you drank anything?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Is that I had a glass of water at seven
thirty when you're aspirating or any Yeah.

Speaker 11 (35:18):
They did a great jot about the i V first
first time boom or to take a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Oh you mean the what is that called the iv noo? Yeah,
flat filatalist is a stamp.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Collect don't stick those on me. Take the easy.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
It was she was amazing. I did not I kept going,
when are you going to do it?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
It was already in that's all I remember Pat you
saying that you had one.

Speaker 11 (35:43):
That was all all that's been three times the last
four times have been knocked right three times going in
for a fourth and you went, yeah, let's find somebody else.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
They had to put mine in my hand because I
couldn't get it.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, they did, this was in my hand?

Speaker 8 (35:58):
Was it like right here?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
And they go they go, this is going to sting
a little and it's nothing, you know, well, but yeah,
but thanks to let's see.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Kelsey and Kelly and all the great nurses. Yeah, yeah, Kelly,
and it was very handy. Yeah, but yeah, it was great.
They did a tremendous job. But one of the things
I think I might have mentioned this yesterday. They they
ask you, you know, do you drink alcohol? You smoked cigarettes?
But but they also say, uh, the guy go do

(36:28):
you did you do you smoke marijuana? I said, know him,
but he goes, what about gummies? So they've got a
new category there.

Speaker 12 (36:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Bet it affects the sure Oh yeah, yeah, they got
to know of course, I know. It's just just fun.
Some of the questions that they have to ask. They
do a great job.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Has that ever happened to you, Pat that somebody asked
you has it started yet? And they said, oh, are
you in.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Is that right? A couple of times it was already in. Yeah, yeah,
that's what I found. I'm not a man known for
my girth.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
When you said, you know, tell me when you start
putting the I V in and it was already in
and you didn't know, Oh I see, I.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Say, Okay, good, I don't want to know. I don't
want to know anything. I don't want to know. I
need I need a countdown. I have to you and
I exact. Yeah, it's like a little pinch it. You
have to watch, chick. I got a just do it.
That would shock me too much. I want zero anticipation.
I look the other way. Yeah, but it was great.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I think they should give you that, even when you're
just giving blood for whatever reason, they should give you
a little relax or like they do ye before you get.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
That's probably why it goes so easily.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Well, you know a lot about this, I do.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I've done some research. Is that what you're calling. We're
calling you look forward to it, because now that you're sober,
it's the closest you get to getting a buzz.

Speaker 11 (37:50):
You do you get a little buzz? Yeah, not really
the central nervous system, but depress it much like alcohol.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
I remember the guy. Ok, I'm gonna got count on
from ten.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
I cry my last countdown. I was just terrified about
going under and I teared up.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I was terrified. I thought I was going to die.
I cried. I cried like a baby. But then no,
I mean we can really we cried too when we
found out everything went open.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, I had already claimed the guitars. I don't know
if I'll ever get over it. I see, Well, let's
let's switch gears here, Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
This is for Tom.

Speaker 11 (38:24):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
This is from Kevin. Tom. Did you ever use the
ag lit kit that you bought?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (38:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Or is it still untouched in a drawer somewhere. Kevin,
thank you very much. That's for a particular jacket that
I have, a jacket that has a frayed I thought
an AGLT was for your shoe strings. Yeah, it's this
great jacket that I have, and I bought that thing
so I could put those Yes, and I have.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
It's it's a kit with a little heating device and
you put the plastic on there and heat it and
it melts and I've got it.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
You're Kevin, You're right. I haven't done it yet.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
I bet it's in your office.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
It is, you'll enjoy it. I got to do that
before the winter comes, that I get that coat the winters.
Just gotten a new shoelace.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
And you know it's a it's a big cord that
runs through a coat, through the whole coat. Yeah, it
runs up through the hood.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah. No, it's all the way around the waist. All
of those fancy ski jackets. No, it's just a regular
Oh that's why I bought it. And yeah, it's it's
going to be a chore that well. You know, you'll
enjoy win a rising your It'll be fun.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
It's like a DIY project. I'll feel I'll feel satisfied.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
How many say they can fix an ag lit, No,
I don't think anyone.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
I can't fix anag lit. Bought new shoelaces yesterday, though.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
That's tell me everything.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Different sized shoelaces, of course.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah, fifty four sixty three. You gotta you gotta know
how long your laces are. I had no. Did you
get him online?

Speaker 15 (40:01):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (40:02):
I got the right size. I was lucky.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yeah, and then you gotta go centimeters to one.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
Six years said count the eyes on your shoe and
then they're hard to find in person.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I tried. I went to a Target and then a Walmart.
You couldn't find him. Nope. I had to go online
worse than being there in person to figure it out.
Are these for your shoes? Are they for you bedpost tying?

Speaker 6 (40:25):
No, they're from my shoes. They're actually for a pair
of shoes that I'm sending back, So I have to
find another.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Pair of shoes. What do he used for bed posting?

Speaker 6 (40:32):
Usually the necktie? Neck ties are good.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Did you do a winds or not? When you tell
his head to the bed, clippons come off too easy? Yeah?
What about the.

Speaker 14 (40:45):
The bed?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Oh that's the that's the mean Yeah yeah, the k factory, Yeah,
he knows all.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I got access other things. I don't need the head.
Let's get over to what about the bees?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
What about the anal bees?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Okay, let's that's coming up. By the way, we have
no we have sex toys and their geographical.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
How do I word this?

Speaker 6 (41:06):
What popularity?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
What place is the most popular for particular sex toys
based on a certain mail order house and where they
where they send the most of them?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Okay, does that make sense? We'll get to that coming up.
Do you have a letter over there? Uh?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hey chick, I'm in love
with that sweater you wore yesterday morning. It looks so
nice and soft and warm. Will you share where you
got it? Please?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
No, I can't.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
It's from the chicken Gee collection. No, it's a tot Sniger.
It looks like something. Once you put it on, you'll
never want to take it off.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I have it on under the shirt I'm wearing right now.
I will be honest. I put a little warm, but
it is. It is cozy, and it has a leather
elbow pack. That this from Pella Iowa?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Is that the home of the windows? It must be right?
Those are some fine windows. I wonder sure. From Kyle,
he writes, I heard a reference to red light therapy.
Does this involve going to a red light district? Just asking? O?
That's a different kind of red light therapy. It's a

(42:22):
good kind.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
That's I think that's a saki suki.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I think what is red light therapy? Uh? It's it's
literally that it's you have you get you expose a
certain you know you can do your whole body certain
area to red lights and they help with healing properties,
boosting collagen in that area.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
So it doesn't involve picking up street walkers. No, okay,
sorry Kyle.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
But your wife's not going to buy that.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
They discovered the red light therapy.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Some hobos had passed out in the street and they
noticed it when the red light traffic light.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
My shoulder doesn't hurt shoulder, You know what, I have
a hobo with the pet shoulder. They got to hold
up their sack of stuff. Oh yeah, I'll cut around
the shoulder. Can we bring the word hobo back? Can
we do everything you can?

Speaker 11 (43:14):
There's been a lot of things who hobo, homeless, even
bum bum.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Bum, a lot of bad names. They're the same, you
can be. Us are typically about choice. Isn't that what
we decided? Yeah, you can be unhoused, as they say.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Would you ride the rails if I could guarantee your safety? Yes, yeah,
you guys know that's my dream of mine. Yeah yeah
I think I would. No, thanks, why wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
It's freezing? Well you were you were that nice jackets.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
We got to fix the ad list before I get
on that train. All right, we're coming back to the
O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (43:50):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Catch any part of the show you missed later today
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Speaker 3 (44:02):
I think he's finally lost him. Welcome back to The
Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance
News desk. Hello, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Josh
Arnold with a question for Tom oh as Cosby.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I'm chick Tom. Josh has a.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Question, and before we get there, we have another hooker
in the news.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
We do.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
We have a guy named Hooker in the news, but
we'll get to that a second.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Us your question for me, Josh, Tom, for the rest
of your life, you were allowed to employ only one
sexual position? Oh well, do you know if you don't
want to answer, you don't have to. There's no question.
But does something pop into your head where you Okay,
that's Ivy League style answer. Pants are on the ah.

Speaker 9 (44:47):
Okay, missionary come on from behind her from front?

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Well, that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I think it depends which Ivy League school. That's what
you a good answers.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
I was one of the rare, rare ones that Colombia
that went, uh missionary. Quite a bit of buggery. Interesting,
that should be a chapter title. Quite a bit of buggery. Okay, Missooker,
you didn't see this before.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
You know what this is.

Speaker 8 (45:17):
I do know because I have those in my car.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
You do, I do, medical grade, medical grade.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
I ordered them.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Actually, we travel with them when we know what it
kind of looks like when we're all traveling.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I travel with it looks like a sturdier plastic pouch
that a newspaper would come in. Yes, exactly, that's true.

Speaker 11 (45:36):
I actually have one in my car. That's when I
go to Christie's house for dinner, when you invite me over.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah, these are hospital grade barf bags that gave me
when I left the hospital.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
You can do tricks with them.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Yeah, see.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
What he sings, I'm playing soccer with my jugs. Can
you put a hand in there, make it a puppet?
I bet you can't. Okay heard himself surgery in so
Lon' Do they hang too low? Do they wabble? It's

(46:18):
just all the activity down there with it. That's while
you were in the hospital. And interestingly enough, I want
and I brought this because I wanted to prove something
to you. Guys, I hope, so give me a second.
All the time. This is it, this is this is
we heard dead Aaron last as you can see this,

(46:39):
this is from the hospital discharge instructions. Discharge instructions. And
I did not mark this. How much discharge you have?
I don't want to see your discharge bag. God, it's
almost yellow. This was this was highlighted by the nurse
and amazing. Well then I think she one of people.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Read the line right there, Josh, read this line right here,
that one where I'm pointing to. This is on the
official stationery of the hospital.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Okay, it says, uh, and this was highlighted by the nurse.
You may resume sexual activity after two weeks or as
instructed by your physician. So let's say eleven days passes.
And you want to know, I'm feeling pretty good, but
it hasn't quite been two weeks.

Speaker 11 (47:28):
You get all, Yeah, you could take that, and you
could take that into Kelly and go look right now.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
It says that he can do it right now.

Speaker 8 (47:34):
That's virtually a prescription.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Yeah yeah, putting it off for two weeks ago, that
was and that was met with applause, followed by maybe
it's a little early here, we better back off.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
But yeah, that's an actual instruction. Yeah, the hospital people
need to know.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Well, I said, I think it's because in the case
of this hernia thing, you don't.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Want to.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
Has Tom showing anyone else's.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yes, me, they're not stitches, it's glue. You show them
to you.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
He did as soon as he got here yesterday. I
was in the green room and he showed me. Is
there anything surprising about seeing Tom's torso to you.

Speaker 8 (48:10):
That caught you off guard?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
He's got the orange paint. No, uh, he has quite
the treasure trail.

Speaker 8 (48:17):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 9 (48:18):
I said, you are much more hairy than I thought
you would.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Really, I didn't think you were Harry your your stories
of you never getting to but Karen til you were
twenty five, treasure trail, you're very hairy.

Speaker 15 (48:29):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I was like, it's not osc Harry, No, you know,
but there's there's one area that's particularly it's got an
it's a full treasure trail.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Do you have a treasure trail?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
No, mine's more of a like some curlyes around the hole,
got around the around the hole. All those two oh
got is.

Speaker 14 (48:48):
What he said?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
What do you have, I have, oh I have what
chick has?

Speaker 9 (48:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Ok, yeah, but that you are instructed not to shave yourself. Yeah,
but then I forgot to look.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
At they did not shave me down there because all
the activity is a little bit higher where the hernia
stuff is, right shave. Yeah that.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
I had a herni here before and that didn't hurt
at all. This one really hurts. So I'm really glad
they were able to attend to it. Yeah, that's great,
thanks to all the great doctors. Great doctors amazing.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
I mean, it's what they do is incredible. They fill
your belly with air and they go into the camera
and they watched and coming to they push the button
on the robot and they go out and have a
couple of and they come back.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
I'm doing done now, I'm doing Smurf Grandma again.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
I'm not standing up now. He's really making him turn. Yeah.
Remember remember were you guys into the Smurf lo the ice.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
I think it's passed.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Just do a song one of the other instructions on here, Josh. Yeah,
I noticed that I can't shower for another twenty four
plus hours. We have Yeah, so whatever you say, stinky, Yeah, Well,
you know, I did a little bit of a hars bath.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Did you always have a shower at your house when
you were growing up? Yeah, man, I did not, and
I didn't have central air either. I don't know how
I lived to walk out to the creek. Yeah, wash.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
We did everything. Baths they were terrible. We did everything
in that creek.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
We washed our clothes, we bathed our drinking water.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
When I lived in London, there was no not Ohio, England. Yes, England, Yeah,
that was no.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
I have a handheld like was there a handheld.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Hat?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Did you go in there and find your sisters snuggled
up against the nozzle of the tub every now right,
good morning Jenny House England.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Uh no, So I couldn't shower, and I still can
I get to shower tomorrow at like four o'clock?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Can we we should have a party? Come on again,
we're being serious here. May we watch you shower? All?
We're asking? You want something to go viral? Tom shower
a million view viral. Do you sing you can ivory
up my gluteal cleft? I would, I would, I would
treasure that with the side of my hand. I'm with them.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
Do you sing in the shower.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I do not. I sing in the car sometimes.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Is it a song that has to come on the
radio before you start singing?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah? It does all right.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Lately I've been doing some show tunes. We have a
story that actually I'm going to tell you what what
show I want to be in?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Okay, so you're that dream has not gone away? Or
you still want to be in a Broadway show. Oh,
it will never happen, but I mean, that's what regional
theater dreams.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
No, I don't have anything resembling little theater, even a
modicum of the skill set required to portray this particular
in August Wilson play, Have.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
You been a narrator in a play?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I've done a narration, you know, I do.

Speaker 11 (52:14):
I didn't mean to interrupt you, but I like that.
I do all my best writing in the shower. I
don't know if you guys, all my songs are pretty
much written in the shower.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
You should shower longer.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Yeah, or maybe that explains don't get the paper wet?
That's probably you can't read it.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
It used to be the car. I don't know, Joshua,
do you do your best thinking the shower car? Shower car?
Used to be the car.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Now it's changed to the shower. And is this the song? Uh?

Speaker 11 (52:40):
Oh, yeah, okay, this is a song called I wrote
this in the shower. The water's warm and shampoo's nice. Rinse, repeat, yes,
do it?

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Twise.

Speaker 11 (52:55):
I wrote this song, but I was in the shower.
It's Sunday morning, calm, laid back. Can't get the soapboud
of my crack. I spread my cheeks. The shower's got

(53:16):
some power. I wrote the song in the shower. It
took about an hour. It's where I do my thinking
and on weekends, my day drinking my off MyPhone alarm

(53:37):
went off in the other room, got out too quick
and slipped, broke my wrists.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Left a nasty brew.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
Now I take a long, hot bath and hold my
arm up because of the cast. My ass smells like
an aromatic flower. I'm norm my riding in the shower.
My guitar gets wet. Did I mention when I slipped?

(54:17):
I fell on the dog? How to take him to
the vet? I wrote the song in the shower, had
a beer and hit the bong. That might be why
I fell. But I have a lovely song.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Oh it is really nice. Yeah, did you ever run
out of the shower when you have an idea and
grab something to write it down quickly? Yeah? Yeah, do
you do? You dictate it into your phone? Phone? My phone?

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Man?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Now, yah, can't you do it Siri? If Siri record
this and boom?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
All right?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Does that? Yeah? I had no idea coming up? We have.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
The new iPhone is being released in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
Got to get a new one, don't you.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
It depends the air. Yeah. Oh, there's a couple different
ones that iPhone just seven D. But right now we're
gonna check in with Chick McGee. No, we're gonna check
in with Josh. I forgot. It's steak time. It is
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Speaker 4 (57:51):
Oh that's great, Thank you very much. Josh I called
him up.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
You know what you did?

Speaker 4 (57:56):
You should change the name to Omaha Steaks and Franks
and Lasagna.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, and they hung up on me. Yeah. Yeah, it's
must not have known it was you. Yeah, they probably
don't pick up on that.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Coming up, we have some sporting news. We have a
weird news in the world of ketchup of all things.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
It's now being made with grapes. We have, we have,
we have, and can we come back with my favorite
story about the guy that.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Sixty six year old man is taking some young up
and comer uh spot on the band at a major
university because he's a self centered in narciss A sad story.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
It's a really sad story. But the guy's living is
dream is back to school guy or what? Yeah, it's
It's a great story. Couldn't you have a dream like this? Chick?
Can you imagine Chick McGee, a man of a certain
aide suiting up for the Ohio State University. No, wait

(58:55):
a minute, they're not bringing an ambulance.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
They're bringing the herse out saving a step. We are
in the ally all funny. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts,
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (59:08):

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Hight Hey, welcome back to the bobbin Top Show. We're
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Jess Hooker, Hi there, Josh Arnold, Hello Ace Cosby, I'm chick,
And hello Tom.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
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(01:00:18):
desk with a story about a guy fulfilling a dream.
I love this story. Chacab not as big a fan
of this story.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
We won't talk about the the NFL, or Kyle Schwarber
hitting fifty home runs or Aaron Judge passing Yogi Barra
on the Yankee All time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Home run list. We will talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
A retired accountant has achieved the lifelong dream of joining
the Louisiana State University Tiger Marching band. That great Kent
Brussard of Baton Rouge had always dreamed of playing tuba
for LSU since he was a young child, even before
they had tubas, but it seemed as though the opportunity

(01:01:02):
passed when he became an accountant, started the family and
felt as though he'd aged out.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
They do in college. Why didn't he do it while
he was in college.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Now retired at the age of sixty six, mister Broussard
decided to give it another shot. He went back to school,
relearned the tuba, auditioned, and to his surprise, he made
the cut.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Great, there's a picture of the guy. Look at him.
He's got the uniform on and everything. There's no business
being he has, no he's taking a child's place in
the band. You're awful. It's awful. I don't think he's
ashamed of They knew, they had a story on it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Yeah, they got attention.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Must hurt his back holding the tuba. I got to yeah, yeah,
is he doing.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
The whole season or just one game?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
The whole thing? Wait, did you honestly think we would
just love this.

Speaker 8 (01:01:52):
Yes, there's their senior citizen marching bands. He could have joined.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Yah, yeah, yes, was in his dream. My dream, of course,
is to play emil to Beck in the South Pacific,
is it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
The problem is I can't sing at all, let alone
like that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
You know that song? What's the most famous? Strange he sings?
They usually cast an opera singer, yeah, which I never understood.
Why does it have to be that nice? It can

(01:02:30):
be just a guy singing, right, But he's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Supposed to be a French guy in Polynesia.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
He's got a it's you know, the story of South Pacific.
Hang on a second, please share. We got tell us
during World War two and they're in Polynesia. You see
in the United States navies there and you're going to
wash that man right out of your hair, that whole thing.
Oh sure, we're happy. How many how many homo erotic
scenes are in there? It's nothing, but is it? Don't

(01:02:57):
they have a big show where the cou Yeah, he
dresses up like a girl, followed by the hottest circle Turke.
There is nothing like a day on an.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Island in the world until the guy puts the coconut
bra and then.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
They kind explains at about Tom there's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Nothing like the inside of a cocon.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
You wouldn't you wouldn't want to play a meal to Beck,
I don't know enough of that. Do you have any
roles you'd like to do your dream?

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Yeah? I always wanted to play Orange Scravello and Little
Shop Offres he was the dentist. There you go. You
could still do that. Yeah, that'd be a fun role.
Open Please you haven't you haven't aged out and you
have the skill set to do that. I think it'd
be fun. Do you have any dream musical things you'd
like to do? H I had a dream I wanted
to be pucking in Midscember's Night dream.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
No, no, don't be embarrassed. You told me one time
that you'd like to sing songs on the morning radio show.
Remember that was your dream?

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
That was my dream, and then that dreamt it's that
coming man. Then I got the dream back, Christine, you
ever wanted to do or something like that?

Speaker 11 (01:04:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I never wanted to be on a play, and.

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
I was in plays in high school, in junior high.
But no, I wasn't a singer. I was just an actress.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
No, but I mean, this is this guy wanted to
be in the L s U. Marching Band. He achieved
his dream at the age of six.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Story, But there's not I wouldn't want to go back.
Would you go back to high school?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
And didn't you injured yourself being in equis?

Speaker 11 (01:04:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
It was horse. Yeah, I know what it is that
you would be a great bially in the producers. Oh
you think so that age? Yes, that is a great role. Yeah,
I think you'd kill it.

Speaker 11 (01:04:38):
Oh you're right, that is and that who thought that
musical would work after the movie was so brilliant and
it did.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Yeah, musical is hilarious. Yeah, there you go. I think
it's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
It was a it was a movie, then it was
a musical, then it was a movie again, then it
was a musical again. Would be you could be? You
would be a good Daddy Warbucks? Is that right to
shave my head? I shave my Daddy Warbucks?

Speaker 16 (01:05:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Yeah, but keep the beard. I think it's time we
have a beard of Daddy Warbucks. All right, I don't
like this shaved head beard. Look though, I don't from
the Guess Who game? But which one? Do you remember?
The game? Guess Who? We do.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I'm aware of the guests who game Yes, you would
flip up guys and women or whatever, and they all
had very.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Look. I wanted to quese is he bald? And they
have to answer yes or no. Yeah. I see. Well,
uh now we can get to real sports. I guess
they know that you've craft all over that great. No, no, no,
I want to know what story you want to hear.
That's what we're doing today. Oh we are. It's week

(01:05:45):
week West Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Well, how about the thing about Jalen Carter getting fined.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Jalen Carter's penalty for spitting on Cowboys quarterback dak Prescott.
And let me make this clear who We've always all
wanted to spit on. Okay, but Janlen beat us to it.

Speaker 9 (01:06:03):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Anyway, him spitting on Dak Dakota sent a message to
the rest of the league. Carter is losing fifty seven
and twenty two dollars for that, in fraction the equivalent
of his game check for week one. Hang on, it's
his rookie deal. That's why it's not really sounds seven thousand.
Doesn't really sound like that much, of course, Tom, Yes,

(01:06:24):
he's got the right account. Thanks for asking and because
it's a fair question to consider, it's the punishment of
one game suspending time served is what he gets.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Ah, he's already gets suspended. Isn't this a chance for
the hawk tool girl to get another ten minutes? She
can make a video of her spitting on Yeah? Players
actually like her. I do too. I think she's funny
in podcasts. Yeah. Really, she's like more human than you
might very much. She's still out there, Yeah, yeah, probably
doing something a little bit canceled. Did she dodged a bitcoin?

(01:06:54):
And I don't know how much she had to do
with that, I honestly don't.

Speaker 16 (01:06:57):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Yeah, I think she was kind of scammed herself.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Yeah, but this would be you know, she should do
a fun thing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
But spitting in the NFL, I have a question, Yes,
do you know, happen to know Ace or Chick? How
many of the NFL fields are artificial turf? I don't know, Tom,
it's a fair question.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
And if artificial turf, if you spit on them, doesn't
just stay there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Yes, I think spinning on the field should be I
think they have special vacuums if you will do they
can clean the field because don't they aren't those fields
embedded with like ground up tires. Yeah, yeah, so wouldn't
they vacuum that up?

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
But that substance you see when they make a cut,
they get tackled, the little beads.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Spitting an artificial turf is gross. Yeah, it's just gonna
sit there. I feel like when I was a kid
playing soccer, if you spit on the field, it was
some sort of warning or penalty. Okidding.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
I believe that maybe artificial turf is used in fifteen
NFL stadiums equally, finding the league between turf and grass
surfaces equally.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Yes, if you place a hawker on artificial turf, it's
just going to coagulate and sit there. Remember when Tiger
Woods spin on the golf course and the the announcers
couldn't believe it, No, what a what a break of
decorum it was, and how disgusting an act. And remember

(01:08:25):
remember that movie Broke Back Mountain where the guy spits
That was not only functional but also sexy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
it was necessary. I see you ever tried that move,
not with a cowboy, with an NFL player. Sorry, back
to you, Chip, who is the most attractive NFL player?

(01:08:47):
Right now. Oh, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
I nominate the guy on the practice squad for Washington,
Sam Hartman, the quarterback from the Notre Dame, looks more
like Sam heart Throb.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Yeah, he's something else hert that's a question for the
late he said.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Yeah, he's got a beard on him.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
He got a beard and dark hair. He did have
an answer, Jess, what do you suggest?

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
He brought up the time I brought up the topic
and I closed on the on the on the practice squad.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
No less, look at that's it at it's a lot
of hair though, a young James Brolin Amityville horror guy
with thin hair. Yeah, Garoppoloppolo is good looking.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Guy, always been cute.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
You know who I what I see in Sam Hartman's
eyes forever.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
It's very bold of you to make that, but he
really is cute.

Speaker 9 (01:09:43):
He talks like the guy on the on the like
the evolution of man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Yeah, he's a man. He's like to before we get
to he may be the missing link before he gets
we get to us, like Ostrolo Ethicus or something. We're
going to come right back. What's coming up in sports? Baseball?

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Yogi Bearra Swarby, w NBA Action and the w NBA mascots.
There's a new one. I'm excited and uh flopping dildo
and a cunning array of stunts coming.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
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At the Silik Insurance News desk, It's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Hey,
Jess Hooker.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Where'd you get the Bob and Tom mugg Those are cool?

Speaker 8 (01:10:51):
Do we have in the kitchen?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
In the kitchen an old black and white? They're very cool,
like a throwback.

Speaker 8 (01:10:59):
This is a year anniversary.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I made that my kill. I'm thinking of throwing some pottery.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Yeah, my daughter's taking a pottery class and I'm I'm
gonna go with her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
See what's going on out there? Hey, I'm gonna make
everybody o that ghost thing with your daughter, not with
my daughter. Tom, No.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Game, Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. Now we were at
the sports page.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
We had that great story about the guy that oh god,
I mean the LSU band at the age of sixty six.
You know what, I've come around living his dream. This
is a great, great thing. Okay, it's fun. No, No,
I'm serious. I really love it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:47):
What changed your mind?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I looked at him and I went, you know that guy,
he's got moxie. Okay, he retired from his job as
an accountant, and amazing. You can play the tuba now
he's in the band. He could be in the band
for the Ohio State University and he could dot the
eye in senile.

Speaker 11 (01:12:05):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
Do you think he's picking up college chicks? All one
would hope those band girls are crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Do you remember seeing I saw American Pie in the
theater the opening night, and when she proclaims that that
place erupted because it was we all lost our and
her sweet little face. Yes, it's just amn's the beauty
of seeing movies in a group. You don't get that

(01:12:39):
much anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:12:41):
Sorry, we to the movies. All of us should go
to a movie together.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
Down Abby starts Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I don't know if Tom. We used to go.

Speaker 8 (01:12:49):
We used to do it all the time. We used
to go to the movies all the time together.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
See Spinal pet what Happened to Us? I am? I
probably will go see Spinals Yeah, and I think I
will too, But lately I've been going why why are
they messing with it? Exactly? So, I mean it could
be great, but those guys are so smart. They I
know they're too smart. There was something really cool about
not doing anything.

Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
Yeah, is it all the same guys?

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Yeah, the rock As. That could be pretty fun, right right,
And they were on something last night. I don't know
what it was, Kimmel, Okay, I'll have to watch that later,
but we get back to the sports bank.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Kyle Schwarber hit his fiftieth home run last night for
the Phillies. He reached that milestone a three run shot
against the Mets last night. He's become one of the
most feared hitters in baseball, and he's within reach of
the Phillies season record of fifty eight home run set
by Ryan Howard in two thousand and six. And Yankees
captain Aaron Judge hit his three hundred and fifty ninth

(01:13:50):
career home run in the first inning last night against
the Tigers, breaking a tie with Hall of Fame catcher
Yogi bearra for fifth place on the Yankees All Time list,
and that of course reminds us Yogi isms Yogi bears
famous sayings.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Apparently sport incredibly gifted. In the The Man Who the
Manhood Department.

Speaker 8 (01:14:13):
Oh they don't cover that in the documentary.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
I've always heard that he was a short guy too.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
He was, yeah, but apparently had a stout bat right.
Yogi of course said these, among other wonderful things. It
ain't over till it's over. It's deja vu all over again.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded, and baseball is
ninety percent metal, the other half is physical. And he

(01:14:42):
also said yeah. He also said one of my I
think this is my favorite. If people don't want to
come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop him?
So anytime we can slip a Yogi Bear mentioned into sports.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
And speaking of a large male members, we also have
Arnold Palmer in the news coming up.

Speaker 8 (01:15:07):
He's got to hang down apparently.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
As as verified by John Feinstein on this show. Oh wow, okay,
apparently very gifted in many ways, mister Palmer.

Speaker 8 (01:15:20):
So that's what happened. They name a drink after you
when you're got.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
A big that's exactly right. It's because it's this is
one of those things. It's like Madden Madden Football. People
of a certain age don't realize that really was a
great John Madden. Now, Arnold Palmer will be remembered by
some as just a iced team with lemonade and a huge,
huge dang.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
I've never had that. I've never had a nice team,
very good. But you don't like flavored iced tea. You're
an enigma wrapped in a riddle. But I like mister Palmer.

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
Therefore we like lemon At the meeting, going to work
that in.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Hard you get in something tiger hung do we know?
Oh he's gotta be I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:16:03):
She was really mad, So have been o.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Ascal waitress w n B A Last night in New York, Indiana,
Los Angeles, Seattle and uh Las Vegas, uh all Win
and Seattle have unveiled their new mascot, the Seattle Storm.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
The mascot's name is Doppler. Oh that's a great name. There,
there's Doppler. He's a silly monster, isn't he? And what
is that?

Speaker 17 (01:16:29):
What is like?

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
As you see on the top, Tom that is a anemometer. Yeah,
oh that's clever wind Speed. That's very funny that he has.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Human hands in gloves. He does.

Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
Well, he's got to hold on to things.

Speaker 9 (01:16:49):
Yes, can I say I don't like the monster mascots
like I want a real Like I want a horse
or a bull.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Really want to hug that guy.

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
No, that's.

Speaker 8 (01:17:02):
I don't like. I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Kids with the hands are creepy. It's like that episode
of was the Twilight Zone where the guinea pig ass
human hands.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Yeah, they're so creepy. I remember that it might be
outer limits.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Yeah, you're super as a kid, just totally creeped me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
How did they do that? A guinea pig human hands? Oh? God?
Would like they do that?

Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
And what we do in the Shadows they had an
episode where the animals and the people started mixing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Yeah, the Island of Dodger More, that's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Uh. The other mascots in the w n b A.
The Connecticut Sun has blaze. That's of course, that giant
ball of fire. It hurts some of the kids. I
don't know about that.

Speaker 16 (01:17:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
The Dallas Wings have lightning. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
I'm not sure. Golden State Valkyries. They have Violet, Violet
the Valkyrie, no Violet the Raven. Oh okay, all right,
there she's hot.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
She's hot.

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
Oh she's cute.

Speaker 8 (01:17:59):
That's really cute.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
When she takes those those glasses purple hair. Now it's
like a big like a muppet stripper.

Speaker 8 (01:18:06):
I like that big Ellie too.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
She plays Ellie Ellie the Elephant in New York's Liberty
has el Elephant.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
Real hot.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
But they're calling the Valkyrie the hip hop Violet the Ravens.
Some are calling her quoth the right nevermore. You're you're
okay with that? Las Vegas Aces has buckets. Oh yeah,
and the as and buckets is a dollar sign. Oh
Aaron Vegas. She might have a huge buckets bucket. Los

(01:18:39):
Angeles Sparks has a dog mascot.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
There you go. His name is Sparky. Los Angeles Sparks. Okay, Sparky. Uh.
Minnesota Lynx has prow the links links. It's a guy know,
a catsuit with like a golf motif links or sausages,
like four mascots stuck together.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
That'd be perfect. That's much funner.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
You can have the sausage race at halftime.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
That's fun let's see Phoenix Mercury has scorch Larry Scores.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
That is silly.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
No, okay uh, and then Washington Mystics has a dog too.
I think it packs.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
That means peace. Yeah, pa X means peace.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Correct, piece piece of ass?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:19:28):
No, not.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
A sixty nine year old track and field athlete has
been sanctioned after testing positive for steroids.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Oh, you're out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
The US Anti Doping Agency USADA. This is different from
the World Anti Doping.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Agency, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
Doesn't USADA sound like something you coul get at a
Mexican restaurant. I'd like the USADA with the las.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Michael Hooker of Nashville, Tennessee. Mike tested positive for mester alone,
a synthetic testosterone, at the Track and Field Masters Outdoor
Championships this summer. The agency USADA said that he was
banned for three years, So a lifetime.

Speaker 14 (01:20:17):
Nice, that's not funny.

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
And you shouldn't be throwing stones?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Are how old is he? You're stretching the envelope right now.

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
Nine and he only has three year suspension?

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Wow? Yeah, excellent? Yeah, well I think it's yeah. I mean,
I think any substance that he can take at his
age to keep from soiling himself while running is certainly okay?
What is it?

Speaker 9 (01:20:44):
Can you can go to college for free after eighty?

Speaker 8 (01:20:46):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 11 (01:20:47):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
Yeah, at a certain age there for you college for free?

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:20:53):
So I think for some of these things you should.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
You should get.

Speaker 9 (01:20:56):
You should get to be able to do drugs at
a certain age and not get arrested.

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Are in trouble?

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Patton Oswald says during his stand up, if you reach
the age of one hundred, you can commit murder legally.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Ah, I wouldn't mind that. I'd stick around till I
was one hundred, just to just to get a couple
of list.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
I got a list. I got a big list. Where
did I put that other story?

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
I just had it? Oh? Here it is now? So
wait a second.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
This guy got nailed for mistopheles.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
What was he taking again? Synthetic testosterone? I did read
that to get the year and sample. He just took
a pair of his shorts and dribbler. Man, that's a
good joke. Why don't they just gave me the underwear
and you got fee season? Remember that a fine joke.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
A stunt rider from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has
broken the Guinness World Record for the greatest distance traveled
on a motorcycle wheeley held by his mouth? What his
mouth while controlling his bike just by biting the handleb
he insane. Ahmedman rode a wheelie for a total of

(01:22:10):
nine hundred and eighty four feet and three inches to
achieve the feet give Us noted that the uh Akhmed
was in the precarious position just under a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
It took him to travel that far. Weird biting the handlebock.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Holding He's doing a wheelie on a motorcycle, holding the
handlebar with his teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
There it is, Oh, that's great. What the heck they
call him? They call him they call him dental canental Yah, evil,
it's miserable.

Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
That's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
He's standing up and balanced and it's on one wheel.
Can't be easy. All right, that's fat there he is.

Speaker 6 (01:22:53):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Yeah, yeah, you win. You did it, sir, You did that?
Go back to stoning women or whatever? Yeah, censoring the press.
I thought they didn't allow records. That could kill you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
I wouldn't kill you if you fell off, all right,
you could get some road, right, it wouldn't necessary.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
You'd be telling people to answer the phone for a
year probably Yeah, yeah, you'd be little dinghy ventures.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Is that Does that complete? Our sports product? Does coming up?
What's coming up in the news, Christie.

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
Lee, better not skip that breakfast. It could have a
lot of impact later on in life. Ketchup in the
news in a very interesting way. And we have some
very fine statistics about adult toys and where they're sold, man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Who buys them.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
Okay, I'll look forward to that certainly, and thank you
for joining us. We remain in the ole outo part Studios.

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Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Speaking of there are a lot of folks out there
who find adult toys fun and love honey. An adult
toy site has collected data from across the country about
what people are purchasing. All right, all right, and where
appears that Somerville and Cambridge, mass That would be Massachusetts
by the most sex toys per capita?

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Is that right, yeph.

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
Cambridge? Is that where Harvard is?

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Harvard?

Speaker 6 (01:25:26):
Yeah, Spring Texas. Not familiar with geographical location of Spring
Day by the most costumes. Oh, with the French Maid
coming in first.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I'm glad that you can't beat the classics. You think
very nice.

Speaker 6 (01:25:45):
You don't like the french maid, Well you had a
maid that dressed so you you probly have.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Some You remember Tom's maid, don't you.

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
Here's a German maid a little different.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Yeah, she wore a she was from My name is Paula. Oh, Tommy,
it's time for your show. She didn't wear anything sexy.
She didn't and she was built like a sausage. Your sausages.
Your slot Stoker is gigetic by the time.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
By the time I put it this way, she worked
for for my dad when he was a kid, and
she was she didn't wear it like a sexy French maiden.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
You finally have an ending for this. And Tommy, I
am your mama.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
That's why there was such a ten year age.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
What they don't say, what's in second place behind the
French Maid?

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
No, it doesn't say.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
And the frenchman. Colleen Camp in the movie Clue is okay,
Colleen just spilling of the Christine.

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
Did you ever do the French maid thing?

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:27:10):
I never did.

Speaker 8 (01:27:12):
Did you ever dress up for a guy?

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (01:27:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Not even in the Cheerleader a little bit?

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
She dressed up as a cheerleader.

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
Here did I dressed up as a leader, you miss oker,
you brought it up. Do you ever dressed up for anybody?

Speaker 9 (01:27:24):
I did the French maid thing when I was a
bartender in college Halloween.

Speaker 8 (01:27:28):
Yeah, I have that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
I dressed up as a french maid one you did,
that's right? Yeah, yeah, I can send you guys that picture.
You have a picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
There's a site called I'm not going to tell you
what the name of it the site address, but it's
uh leg Avenue.

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
Big in the halloween department are like that there the goats.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Do they have a fairy princess? They have?

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
And these are all just put sexy in the front,
in front of sexy fairy princess, sexy clown, sexy armed.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
Forces, sexy, sexy hospice worker.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Yeah, sexy hospice worker.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Just s tray for carrying a travel of half eating food.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
More more morphine, sexy bunny rabbits sexy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Uh it looks like she's wearing leeder hosen and serving beer.

Speaker 6 (01:28:25):
I am so fun. I don't like dressing up for Halloween,
never have. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
I don't get Halloween.

Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
Oh my kids love it, and I just still love it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Sexy sexy Pip I want you to look at the
costume that I once wore and you tell me if
I should do it again. Okay, yeah, oh my god,
wow fresh maid, the classic black frock apron.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
You know what I'm concerned most with in that picture
is your choice of facial hair.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
That was kind of popular, man, was it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:56):
Okay, came Josh Jeff's picture from the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Yeah, is that a go tee? What's happening?

Speaker 10 (01:29:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
It's like a very lighter mustache and soul patch and
then a full are you go teare? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
I worked in the mail room at Rolling Sporting Goods,
so that was Halloween day there, so you got I
got my.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Very bold You've got stockings on, very.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Nice, you spent the whole day and then I'm wearing
a yes, did you wear high heels to No? I
wore grossly my Doc Martin's.

Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
Doc Martins don't ever go out of style.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Yeah, but it was just gross with a French made
up a bold move. Very good. Yeah, my supervisors weren't thrilled.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
So once again we have these are the adult toys
that sold the most and where they sold them.

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
San Diego apparently buys the most handcuffs.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Wow, that makes sense. I thought you were going to
say jobs instead of cuddles.

Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
Seattle buys the most condoms. Really, Yeah, that's weird. Brooklyn,
New York the most likely to buy Excel condoms, rather
they need them or not. I bet Massachusetts they got
luck going on there. They buy the most dildos apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
Denver, Colorado purchase as the highest number of gags per capita.

Speaker 9 (01:30:18):
I wonder if in Massachusetts that is, Uh, do you
think there's a lot of single people?

Speaker 6 (01:30:23):
Maybe, and that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Would be they sell a ton of vibrators. I guess
that's why they call it bean town. Yeah, Judge Josh Arnold,
you're out a ballgag in your mouth? I never have Yeah. No,
people have requested listeners to the show Tom have you ever?

Speaker 8 (01:30:48):
No, No, nobody would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
I wouldn't turn me on, or it wouldn't turn me
on to ballgag someone, I don't think. Yeah. No, that
means something else can't go in there. Right, that's not
a whole I want obstructed on? That is that right?

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
Annapolis, Maryland buys the most bondage products.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
Annapolis, Maryland Academy. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
Manhattan buys the most chastity devices.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
That tracks probably a lot of like stockbrokers and men
of industry. They're never told.

Speaker 9 (01:31:29):
I wonder what the major religious affiliation is there too,
like if there's Catholic, right, Yeah, so maybe that's another reason.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
Vermont buys the biggest dildos at seven point zero three inches.
From South Dakota buys the smallest. Not much of a
difference though, six point four to two inches. Yeah, that's small,
that's huge. Smallest dildo. Apparently you can get ipsil ante.
Michigan buys the most sex dolls.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
How strange. Now this is all per capita, so and
this is and this according to one this is this
is the place where they ship they ship these products
to these places.

Speaker 6 (01:32:11):
Miami, Florida purchases the most monster shaped dildos.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Monsters, they're out there, man, you got your tentacles, your Yeah,
dragons is it from a monster? You can buy like
unicorn horn. You can buy like a dragons to I
don't know if it will you know, if they have
like the car off and it looks like head, or
if it's just a dildo with two bolts on the sides. Nice, wow, comfortable.

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
Hurt Irvine, California, purchases the most realistic vaginas.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Sorry, I just coughed. I instead of hitting the button
to turn off my mic I just turned my headphones down. Oh,
so you didn't have to hear.

Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
I don't know what's going on in Portland, but they
buy the most strap on all right, and Chicago purchases
the most penis molding kits.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
Is interesting. If you stacked up all the dildos that
Love Honey sold in the US, uhh, the total insertable
length would be fifteen and twenty six feet, enough to
go to the moon equival at the fifty one point
three Statues of.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Liberties, not like three miles fifteen thousand feet, right, five thousand.

Speaker 8 (01:33:25):
You guys.

Speaker 9 (01:33:25):
I just looked up the monster shaped dildos and there
are you, right, the dragon and the and the tentacles
and all this. But there's one that is a suction cup. Yes,
and it looks it is completely covered as if it
was a corn cob.

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
Oh lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
Oh, that might be like a scare froze in the
in the shape of oh my god, a guy, but
it's an ear of corn.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Oh, dear, even shut yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:33:54):
Even the testicles look like that's sexy, isn't it? Snibblers,
who has a scarecrow fantasy or.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
A corn fantasy? Yeh, a real hold enjoy a green Yeah,
there it is. Look at the soxy cup on the
end of that. Yeah, they call it the kernel. Josh
Arnold again, ladies, And to wrap up.

Speaker 6 (01:34:18):
Our story, in the United States, three hundred seventy one thousand,
two hundred ounces of lube were purchased. The amount of
lube fill over seven four person hot tubs.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
We don't how many seven for person hot tub full
of loube, but you can use lube for other No,
you can use it.

Speaker 8 (01:34:38):
That's the only way you should have sex in a
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Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Am did you see the the sex toy here? It
looks like an ear of corn, but it's meant to
simulate oral given to a man. It's called the b J. Cobb.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
It's a it's a it's a I believe that's death
of a salesman joke. I believe it's where that's going
very what's coming up, Christy Lee?

Speaker 6 (01:36:24):
Coming up? We have stinky feet in the news. We
have Apple unveiling a new iPhone and the AirTag.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Foot Fetishes want fetishists want them.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
I think some do some.

Speaker 6 (01:36:38):
We'll talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
It's all. It's all Tom, he's the world. Of course.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
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Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
There's Josh Arnold with something that may upset all of you.
Regarding the green room. I know, I know what has
upset me. There's Asan Cosby and I believe Tom is
the cause. Chick wasn't even in there. I have no
doubt this time. But hello, Tom, Josh, what's going on?
Christy was there when I discovered I was not in
the green room? Well you are a fan of stir sticks, right,

(01:37:38):
the wooden sticks. Yes, yes, I also like them if.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
You always have two in your hand at least at
any time, and occasionally you'll chew on them, right yeah, No,
you don't chew on stairs.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Now I will occasionally lick the foam off of them.

Speaker 6 (01:37:52):
Okay, this is even more disturbing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
I don't che ever. Okay, well then I take it back.
This with this couldn't have been you.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
You're gonna want to You're gonna have to buy all news.

Speaker 17 (01:38:06):
On them.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
I reached in to get a brand news stir stick
from Tom's stir stick cylinder, and I pulled out what
appears to be a chewed on st stick.

Speaker 9 (01:38:18):
It was somebody, sure, because when they ship sometimes they
get bent, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
Mean they look like teeth. Markets soon and put it.
I use a different brand.

Speaker 8 (01:38:31):
Those are Tom he keeps his to have my own
over here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
These okay, as you can see, these are sanded and
they were rounded. This is a more sophisticated stir is that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
Is, this is the rolls Royce of stir I thought,
maybe absent mindedly you were going on.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
I don't chew them either, okay, from the wood corporation.
I did, and this is the only one like that.
How many stir sticks are in that decanter? A thousand?
A thousand? See, I'm a stirstick, sure it, but it
would be plas I had one. Yeah, it would be.
I'm a toothpick I chew these my picks, yeah, my plectrum.
Did you say you're a toothpick man? Yes, yeah, that's

(01:39:09):
a man who choose on toothpicks. Right. I also, every
now and again a piece of hay or at.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
Your at your home, is your Is your mirror covered
in a dental floss?

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Yeah? When that happens, I clean the mirror, but a
lot of times it goes right into the sink for me. Nice,
you're going to somebody's house, they've got all their you
can tell they've been flossing in there. No, yeah, it
looks like the.

Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
Mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
Yeah, I know that's cleaner. Friends, Now, a couple of
quick things. On a serious note, Rocky reports a terrific comedian,
a friend of the show, and he was in a
very serious accident. And there's a GoFundMe my campaign for
Rocky out there. Terrific guy, and I just found out
about this, so I don't have any audio to play
of Rocky.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
I'll dig some up. But just a great comedian, a familyman,
good guy, sweetheart. You can find him on GoFundMe. Also,
comedian Mike Armstrong is dealing with some real serious health
issues and there's also a fund set up for him,
and I'll get a link to those both set up.
Give me a few hours, I'll get that done. We
wish them the best.

Speaker 8 (01:40:17):
Yes, certain, I'll share that stuff on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Great, two very funny guys. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:40:21):
On a much lighter note, we turned to Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
What's happening?

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
People Magazine is reporting this story of Florida foot model
who sells her stinky old sneakers. Says she's lucky to
be alive after a disgruntled client Josh ran her over.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
Oh this is terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:40:40):
What the unnamed woman told believe she met the suspect,
mister ELMANCS circle on the site known as seeking dot
com and had agreed to meet with the man at
a hotel.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
Okay, right away, I assume seeking dot com you're looking
for weirdos that want.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
To do something.

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
I don't know, maybe Seeking dot comage. You can seek anything.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Yeah, this guy is seeking a smelly footed mihy, are
they weird because he wants to smell somebody's shoes. Well,
everybody's got their thing. That's a weirdo thing.

Speaker 7 (01:41:17):
I might.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Odd that you only have coitus for reproduction might be weird.

Speaker 6 (01:41:26):
Yeah, what's at the hotel? Yes, she rejected his request
to smell her feet, but agreed to sell him some
old sneakers for a thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
Okay, we'll stop right there.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
You're meeting some guy named el Monsey, whatever the hell's
name is at a hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Yeah, already weird. Don't blame the victim here, she's just
trying to run a business. Yes, would you? Would you
if you got a letter from somebody and said, hey,
one thousand bucks, I want to give you a thousand
dollars for your panties? Will you meet me at a.

Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
Hotel have panties but my shoes?

Speaker 4 (01:41:59):
I would at a hotel without without a without a cop.

Speaker 8 (01:42:03):
Or a friend, Yeah I would. I would definitely take
a spotter.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:42:09):
When he ran out, the woman gave chase, thinking he
had stolen from her. She found the man in the
Barking garage, where he allegedly ran her over before fleeing
the scene. Nuts police arrested the suspect on a charge
of aggravated battery.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
So they got off on the wrong foot. That's very good.
I thought you were going to say he was pleasuring himself.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
How would you also, by the way, for those that
are into this sort of thing, how would you know
that you're not getting just you know that the lady
stopped at Goodwill on the way to the.

Speaker 8 (01:42:39):
She has to send a picture of her wearing.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Them, wearing the shoes. Okay, that's just to smell them up.

Speaker 8 (01:42:44):
Gotta sweat in them, you got to walk in them.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
I gotta.

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
Yeah, if they send me a thousand bucks, I'll yeah,
I'll pay postage and send it back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
That's fine. Yeah, let's do this.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
So she agrees to meet this weirdo in a hotel
and she doesn't want to let him smell all her feet.

Speaker 8 (01:43:01):
Yeah, I wonder maybe something transpired.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
There's got to be more to it. He may have
been way creepier expected because he's a weirdo. He might
have had this voice. You never know, Tom, I guarantee
one of your friends has some wild fetish Josh, be quiet,
and you're none the wiser, and certainly they're not weirdos.

(01:43:25):
Do you can still consider Pat a friend of yours?

Speaker 6 (01:43:27):
Of course he's not a dependent at chick, is right.

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
I do get to write him off on my tax
All right, that's good for me.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Wow. I don't mind a foot, but I don't want
it smelling.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
Yeah, anytime you're being asked to meet someone in a
hotel room for this, this whole thing is odd. It
is an odd thing.

Speaker 6 (01:43:49):
Well, we go from butt or from feet sniffing to
butt sniffing a right. A man known as a Cereal
butt sniffer has been arrested again in California.

Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
It's my favorite foreign poor god butt sniff.

Speaker 6 (01:44:00):
Sniff Urbank police told k NBC that mister Callice Crowder
was taken into custody after allegedly sniffing a woman's behind
inside a Walgreens.

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
Yeah, I did it. I like it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:13):
They knew where to locate mister Crowder and arrested him
nearby without incident.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
They knew where to locate him standing behind some woman.

Speaker 6 (01:44:22):
Yeah, a thirty eight year old has a history of
similar behavior, and he was most recently arrested back in July. So, yeah,
he knows what he likes.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Yeah, a serial butt sniffer ultes, God, that's just weird. Hey, look,
if this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Why isn't I just become like a bathroom attendant?

Speaker 9 (01:44:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
You know what they say, if you do what you love,
you never work a day in your life. Are there
bathroom attendants in a female restroom? Male?

Speaker 7 (01:44:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Okay there always.

Speaker 6 (01:44:56):
Wait a minute. There used to be a bar that
was down town that had a male bartender inside the
ladies bathroom. Whoa was on the bar and there was
a bartender.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
In there, But wasn't there a small room with the
bar And then.

Speaker 6 (01:45:12):
Then you want to round the corner into the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
But he could hear and potentially smell. Yeah, so this guy,
he's in another bug, just just hovering behind ladies and
bending over and.

Speaker 9 (01:45:27):
Yeah, like if you were standing in the aisle at Walgreens,
right and I'm looking at shampoo or something and a
guy bends down and pretends like he's looking at something
lower on the show and.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
He's huffing your bunch kind of just like yeah, law
and Order b s U.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
But sniffing. What's the what's the law and order? Does
it go? What's the b I'm glad I don't have
this compulsion. There's a way to do that. You could
get away with this.

Speaker 6 (01:46:03):
You've thought about this? Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:46:05):
I just thought about this. You could if this was
your thing. If you put on a dog costume, you
could go to any store and people would think, oh,
look that's a look at the look at the nice doggie.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
And you you're talking about those crazy realistic ones are
like Japanese businessmen wear whatever stories on. I think you
could do a comical kids dog costume. Oh and you
think he's just some guy.

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
Joking around in a costume. You could walk around and
I have just helped some butt sniffing guy out there
with a great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
You're welcome, sir. Are you proud of yourself?

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
Help me?

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
I'm trying to help people with mental health issues? Yeah?
Will you I have those? Will you for once? Help?
Pat His hand is out help. He welcomes your help.
Tom behavior exhibits that I need. I see.

Speaker 8 (01:47:00):
It's an acceptable thing to do to a butt, you
know what I mean? Like Mackett, stack it or bite it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
Line? Okay, Okay, I insist on smashing a cream pie
and then looking it up. Perhaps I want to bait.
There are guys who like when women just sit on things. Yes,
the balloons or onto like a cobbler. They just Now,

(01:47:31):
that's what I think is weird. The balloon poppers. I
can't get over there.

Speaker 3 (01:47:35):
That's the anticipation that gets Yeah, the anticipation of the
balloon popping.

Speaker 6 (01:47:38):
And once something happened at a birthday party really young
in their life.

Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
Be lad you don't have to deal with that today
in your life. Well, now we have Christy Lee at
the Silac Insurance news desk. What else is happening?

Speaker 6 (01:47:51):
Ketch Up once touted as a cure for diarrhea. That's right,
ladies and gentlemen. According to POPSI, the sauce originated more
than two thousand years ago in China Sauce, where sailors
made a fermented fish sauce called ketchup.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
I remember we talked about how early ketchups were made
from like rotting.

Speaker 6 (01:48:11):
Fish and it was later sold to European traders in
the seventeenth century. What was it called cat chup, k
tch up, chump, chip chum by the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.
Ketchup has become popular in England and America, but early
recipes included ingredients like anchovies, shallots, horseradish, and nutmeg. Doctors

(01:48:35):
at one time even recommended it as a treatment for
digestive and liver ailments, and eighteen thirty five, ketchup was
even turned into tomato pills that was marketed as medicine, the.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Tomato pills or next to your asparagus lotion.

Speaker 4 (01:48:56):
But it was a cure for diarrhea, which is ironic
because if you get ketchup in the plastic bottles and
triner it upside down and squired.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
It sounds like dire. It can't yeah, and I always laugh. Yeah,
I can't help it. Not me, honey, it's the cat.

Speaker 9 (01:49:14):
I've heard of people taking a spoonful of mustard when
they get sick.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Right, yeah, make the ketchup. That's wow. Yellow mustard, Just
yellow mustard.

Speaker 8 (01:49:24):
It's supposed to be good for the throat. Marie Osmond
does it before.

Speaker 4 (01:49:27):
Oh, then I've been for sure country doctor Marie Osmond
recommends it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:33):
I don't like mustard and I don't like custard because
that's the third turd in the word.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
Now, will you use ketchup at a restaurant.

Speaker 9 (01:49:41):
If the French rice call for it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
What do you mean? The only time I know what
he's asked. I mean that that one that's been sitting
on the table. There was a time where my O
C D kind of got the better of me and
I would ask the person that was with to put
ketchup on my plate.

Speaker 8 (01:49:56):
You don't want to touch it? Yes, okay, yeah, yeah,
I'll touch it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
You're dizzy little.

Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
He's House of Hash and there's that ketchup that's been
there for six months.

Speaker 3 (01:50:04):
Hey, Disney Louis makes a great omelet. Okay, he drops
a lot of plates.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Man, you had to wait for things because he dropped.
I used to go to lunch with a guy who
would always House of Ash.

Speaker 6 (01:50:17):
I'm going there.

Speaker 3 (01:50:18):
I insist, why are we making those two shirts? They
will always insists on having a new bottle to ketchup.
Oh really, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
He would. He would make him return to ketch up,
bring bring out a new bottle. I like the place
to have those little mini bottles. Yeah. Room service is
good for those Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that way. You know,
you know that nobody's you know, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:50:40):
But anything?

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
Yes, how do you even? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:50:44):
I found I find it fascinating that you leave your
home with all you do. You're you're out all the problems.
You have a lot of errands.

Speaker 1 (01:50:51):
You go get coffee, you go get what else is
out there? Everything? Coffee and we're working things out there.
You go order a toast. You don't make toast? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
we may have a toaster. I've never noticed. I think
we probably mind broke. Anybody have an extra chick?

Speaker 8 (01:51:10):
I don't know we have one here?

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
You can take absolutely not go buy it, just broke.
I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:51:15):
I can't afford. I'm moving in soon. I'm gonna need
some melp Christy, Can I have a thought?

Speaker 8 (01:51:19):
We should start it?

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:51:22):
A house? What do they call this housewarming?

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
A house? Aren't you moving to a new apartment in
the same building?

Speaker 11 (01:51:30):
I am, indeed, yeah, but it's new. There was an
issue with some water leakage that ruined the floors and
the what I'm in?

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
Oh was it easier to move? No? No, no, it
was actually their fault, not my dogs. Really, where you
are you moving to a different building? Different building?

Speaker 11 (01:51:44):
Yeah, second floor so we got to get the piano
up the second floor. That's six hundred bucks, Christie, sixteen
hundred if you can want to.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
That's nice. What's coming up in the news, Christi Lee
coming up?

Speaker 6 (01:51:56):
We have a new flavor of Girl Scout Cookie headed
your way this season.

Speaker 1 (01:52:00):
We can't wait, mush ferm and Swiss. Wait a s
I'm going to get back to that. But one second
the ketchup thing here. Just was thinking about this.

Speaker 4 (01:52:06):
They're saying it's a it's a cure for diarrhea, or
it causes it.

Speaker 6 (01:52:10):
It could be a cure. It was for digestive it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:12):
It was ketchup back in the damn because there's also
a constipation cure.

Speaker 1 (01:52:16):
That's kind of like ketchup.

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
Oh really, you turn the pristed upside down and hit
him on the feet real hard.

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
That'd be a way to get somebody to throw up them.

Speaker 6 (01:52:29):
Yeah, I would think, hey, look at this.

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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Jeff Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold Hie. There Ace Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Hello,
Tom Kane for our history.

Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
Lesson, ladies and gentlemen. All right, let's learn the oly
day in history. This is it October sixth, somewhere around
this September ten, Oh, I got you threw me for
a second. Happy Birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:55:03):
The Great Arnold Palmer was born in the state in
nineteen twenty nine and of course remembered by some just
as the iced tea guy iced tea with lemonade, the
Arnold Palmer A now a classic drink and actually canned
and licensed by Arnold Palmer's family. If you listen to

(01:55:23):
this show, you know that Arnold Palmer also a member
of the John Ham Hammaconda Club, as certified by John Feinstein.
Mister Palmer, very very very well. Now it is true
that if you take an Arnold Palmer and add a
lot of vodka, becomes a John Daly correct. And then

(01:55:45):
if you crash your car while driving with what it
becomes a tiger.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
Have you seen me? Have you seen the new Happy Gilmour?
He's in that. John Daily's in that. He's wonderful John Daily, Sure,
funny guy. Let's see now. Happy birthday, Chris Columbus. You
know this is uh he discovered America or the director
of Home Alone Goodbye nineteen fifty the director of Home Alone,
Missus et cetera. First couple, Harry Potters nineteen sixty Happy birthday,

(01:56:11):
Colin Firth. He's always just the first choice if you
can't get Hugh Grant.

Speaker 6 (01:56:17):
Colin's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:56:18):
Mister Darcy. He always gets called.

Speaker 6 (01:56:21):
The audition adorable Firth.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
Actually, Guy, Guy Richie, Happy birthday, nineteen sixty eight. No,
Guy Richie.

Speaker 6 (01:56:30):
Is he survived Madonna?

Speaker 8 (01:56:32):
Can you imagine any direct as a.

Speaker 6 (01:56:36):
Kid with Madonna?

Speaker 3 (01:56:37):
So that means he's a great movie lock Stock and
two Smoking Bar. That's a great fight club?

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
Did he Misty Copeland, Miss David Misty Copeland is a
ballet dancer. Really? Did you ever see her?

Speaker 2 (01:56:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:56:56):
Yeah, I have no idea. Who are we talking about?
Misty Copeland by a ballet? Yeah? I would even mention her.

Speaker 4 (01:57:05):
See you ever go see the Nutcracker?

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
Ballet dancers eight ballet? They can't watch it. It's bore.
I've never seen The Nutcracker live. You know, they have
piece I like some of the.

Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
Music, pieces of wood in those ballet shoes. They're even
doing a real toe thing. They're just balancing on their.

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
That's almost impossible to do there. Okay, how about this one?
This is interesting. In eighteen ninety seven, the first drunk
driving arrest in London a taxi driver named George Smith.
Is this illegal?

Speaker 8 (01:57:36):
He now?

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
I wonder, I wonder what they used for a breathalyzer
back then? Their noses came real.

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
Close to The constable just takes a big Okay, you're drunk,
all right, knocks his hand. We were just talking about
this guy, Mike the headless chicken. We were nineteen forty five,
decapitated in Colorado, lived another eighteen There's a There are
photographs of this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
It makes me so sad. You can't see he was.
He was completely taken care of. They should have just
killed it. It's it's not he died. He choked to death.
That's awful. They shoved corn. They had a hole. Is
a chicken a headless chick? Mike had a hole in
the top of it. How did this even work? Well?
Then that actually kind of ties in with this next one.

(01:58:23):
And I dispute this date, but we've had this before.
In nineteen seventy seven, the last person to be executed
by guillotine in France. I thought it was later than that.
I thought it was eighty one.

Speaker 4 (01:58:33):
Nineteen seventy seven. Wow, but uh, well that works. Tell
you what, Yeah, that's you know, we got a we
got problems in the United States. They can't get the
medicine whatever it is for the executions.

Speaker 1 (01:58:46):
Are you talking about a deterrent, A nice deterrent. I'm
not say it works.

Speaker 11 (01:58:50):
Are you alive for like thirty seconds? I'm playing Well,
I'm saying that the body that the can still process and.

Speaker 4 (01:59:00):
If they don't know, no one's ever been able to
come back and go hey, uh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:59:06):
If you could have a reporter right there where the
head falls and just.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
Talk to the guys question. I don't think you talk,
but I think might be able to blink, Yeah, blink
two times if you're aware.

Speaker 8 (01:59:16):
Yeah that's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
Oh boy, but see your body. But again, I think
you're missing my point that there's all these dispute. There's
just something to do with your point. These guys.

Speaker 4 (01:59:28):
You know, in certain states you can't bring in the
chemical to kill people when they're supposed to be executed work.
So just let's just get back to the old guillotine.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
No arguing with that.

Speaker 3 (01:59:39):
Cheaper to I don't know, why not push him out
a window?

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
Yeah yeah, that's cheap, Yeah, cruel and unusual. But I'm
in favor of Cruel and Unusual Punishment nineteen eighty four,
the first episode of Jeopardy with Alex Trebek, And guess
what's interesting about this? Nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
Nothing at all. I bet you what you're going to
say is so uninteresting it will be fascinating.

Speaker 1 (02:00:07):
He didn't have a mustache. That was a fake mustache. No, no,
he just wasn't sporting one. Then didn't have the stash
and it was early. There's a picture of the mart
Fleming told him, Hey, no mustache, man? I was yeah. Uh.
In nineteen ninety one, Nirvana releases of the song Smells
Like Teen Spirit, which.

Speaker 6 (02:00:28):
A lot of music fans.

Speaker 4 (02:00:29):
Would also now power urban outshitters to sell more.

Speaker 1 (02:00:34):
Do you think T shirts Teen Spirit? De orderant sales went.

Speaker 8 (02:00:37):
Up after they too, Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:00:39):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
I never wore the teen Spirit.

Speaker 8 (02:00:43):
I didn't either. I just ordered a new deodorant that
smells like canoli.

Speaker 6 (02:00:49):
Really no canola oil, like like, no.

Speaker 8 (02:00:55):
The dessert. It's a vanilla and pistachio, so you can sniff.

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
The guns smell the canola. Did you hear Tom? We
get a sniper pits later, she volunteered. Somebody out there
is driving over and let's see that's pretty much. It
h the cern what if large Hadron collider powered up
for the first thing.

Speaker 6 (02:01:23):
They don't know what'll happen in the Netherlands or something.

Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
Knowing that they're up to something they ain't telling us. Yeah,
they're gonna slam something together. We're all gone, Also, Joshua,
like this one. The X Files debut on Fox in
the State in nineteen ninety three. Big fan.

Speaker 3 (02:01:39):
Great, great series until they get in the Moulder's sister
in the black oil and.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
The heart of the series. Stop its stop the cannon.
Your X Files are just pictures of women. You divorced
a whole album picture to focus.

Speaker 4 (02:01:58):
Uh, Christy, you got you got a quick story, short
and sweet.

Speaker 7 (02:02:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:02:02):
The girl Scout folks announced yesterday a new flavor of
cookie Lemon no Explore Mores Ham Explore.

Speaker 17 (02:02:11):
Explorers Cookie no Ham and Cheese Sandwich Explore morees or
Rocky Road ice cream inspired sandwich cookie with flavors of chocolate,
marshmallow and toasted almond cream.

Speaker 1 (02:02:25):
Rocky Road.

Speaker 6 (02:02:30):
Not bad, looks really good.

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
No, that wasn't chunk.

Speaker 4 (02:02:34):
That's and they got rid of the yeah toast. Oh
weren't they doing yet?

Speaker 1 (02:02:39):
Wasn't that there?

Speaker 6 (02:02:40):
There was one that they they got rid of two
flavors coming up and I can't remember the other one.
I'll do my homework and come back in that.

Speaker 9 (02:02:49):
Oh friendly reminder, we have pop Tart ice cream sandwiches
and the freezer that we still need to eat that
I made.

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Speaker 12 (02:03:16):
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Speaker 3 (02:03:27):
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Speaker 1 (02:03:34):
Hey, Chick.

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Speaker 1 (02:03:51):
I'm chick. Hello Tom, Hey, we got to get the
information out about the new the big Apple announcement yesterday.
There's a new iPhone that stuff. I need it, I
must have it. You get one every year, don't you that?
Every night? Tell myself I'm not, and then I end
up getting it. All right. I don't think I'm getting
at this, Really, I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (02:04:10):
Apple did announce the latest editions to its marquee product.
The tech giant showed off the iPhone seventeen with four
new models, along with the introduction of the iPhone Air,
which Apple says is it's thinnest smartphone yet, the iPhone.

Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
It'd be cool if they if they'd done the Apple
Air Jordan phone, would that be great?

Speaker 18 (02:04:35):
Michael Jordan give him a honk of money?

Speaker 16 (02:04:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:04:38):
I mean who else is this? What other airs? What else?
I mean radio? Yeah? But I mean the book Air? Yeah.
But I just the Air is like super thin.

Speaker 6 (02:04:51):
I guess the smallest one yet. And the iPhone seventeen
is going to cost from eight hundred to twelve hundred dollars.
In addition to the iPhone seventeen, Apple also unveiled AirPods
Pro three, Apple Watch Series eleven, and Apple Watch Ultra three.

Speaker 1 (02:05:08):
Did you see the air pods? You?

Speaker 3 (02:05:11):
They will in real time as you're listening to a
foreign language, speak English or whatever language instantly as if
you've got your.

Speaker 1 (02:05:20):
AirPods in whoa what what? Oh? It's a translation thing
translation in statue with your AirPod. That's weird.

Speaker 6 (02:05:26):
The newest gadgets officially hit stores a week from Friday,
September nineteenth, and I.

Speaker 4 (02:05:30):
Guess the seventeen it's it's got a slightly better camera
and longer battery life.

Speaker 1 (02:05:35):
Slightly cameras. This is new too good? Wow, every damn
time the camera. You've got to know you do this.
How many pictures do you have on your phone?

Speaker 3 (02:05:48):
I don't know, A thousand probably, I know you have
eighty nine thousand.

Speaker 1 (02:05:53):
Or some or these thirty three percent of the cloud. Yeah,
it's just you. I'm sorry, two thousand nine pictures there?
Anything from twenty ten? Did I misunderstand? I have twenty
seven thousand. I have a fifty eight thousand pictures of what? Pat?

(02:06:14):
What do you take pictures of me? I forgot about that?

Speaker 18 (02:06:19):
But Tom, do you transfer all your photos over to
the new phone when you get a new phone, so
you just keep the The album's going right.

Speaker 6 (02:06:26):
Here nineteen thousand and thirteen Pictures Where do you Where?

Speaker 1 (02:06:29):
Does it give it a number? I had it before,
but I've they have three hundred three hundred days.

Speaker 6 (02:06:34):
Okay, very if you go to photos Tom it's in
the in the right here in the top left corner.

Speaker 1 (02:06:40):
Well, I don't know if I'll get it or not.

Speaker 18 (02:06:42):
I just switched to an iPhone. I've had Android forever
and I just got an iPhone, and there's some things
they could fix, so I'm curious if this new one
they actually do any.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
So there are some things that you preferred on the Android.

Speaker 18 (02:06:53):
Yes, I've heard that basic thing.

Speaker 1 (02:06:55):
I've never heard of an Android user switching me.

Speaker 8 (02:06:57):
I only did it.

Speaker 18 (02:06:58):
I think appease other people and do the FaceTime and
guess what, we don't FaceTime so it's okay whatever, and
then sending videos large videos were easier, I guess in
texting iPhone iPhone. But there's just basic things like the
notification button on the side of your ringer. Like on
an Android, you can choose to just have your media
control ringer notifications or systems all right there in the

(02:07:20):
one button. So you don't have to like silence everything.
You could just silence text but still have a ringer.

Speaker 14 (02:07:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (02:07:27):
Little things like that.

Speaker 6 (02:07:29):
Well, speaking of air tags, are in the news today,
California man says his Apple AirTag helped track down a
stolen luggage and a man wearing his clothes.

Speaker 1 (02:07:40):
Oh yes, if you're gonna steal them.

Speaker 6 (02:07:43):
Daniel Scott told NBC Los Angeles that after flying home
from Salt Lake City last week, his bag never turned
up in the luggage carousel when the checked. When he
checked his phone to track the Apple AirTag inside a suitcase,
he saw it leaving the airport via the ride share
a lot and traveling to an abandoned building about a
half mile away.

Speaker 1 (02:08:04):
That's where you don't go in.

Speaker 6 (02:08:06):
Yeah, police were called. Officers found several men inside the building,
one of whom was wearing mister Scott's clothing. Los Angeles
Police detained several people and allowed mister Scott to retrieve
what remained of his belongings.

Speaker 1 (02:08:18):
No thank you.

Speaker 6 (02:08:19):
Yeah, He's now urging travelers to use air tag devices
to prevent their luggage from being stolen. Mister Scott said
that he found the sliced up luggage with his clothes
scattered in multiple rooms within this building.

Speaker 1 (02:08:32):
Weird and was.

Speaker 6 (02:08:33):
Happy, but he did get ninety percent of his clothes back.

Speaker 1 (02:08:35):
So apparently, would you want to go into an abandoned
building full of bombs? Hey, sir, you look better in
my pants than I did. Why did you keep him there?
Didn't assume bomb bomb? I thought I thought you said

(02:09:01):
it was an abandoned building. He was, But who says
there are bombs there? Some sort of it's a crime.
They meet there and go over the suitcases.

Speaker 6 (02:09:14):
They stole the suitcases, and they get together and see
what they got down there.

Speaker 1 (02:09:19):
They put me on the Fortune five hundred list. No,
this is this is a house full of loser idiots,
bombs real close to the airport.

Speaker 6 (02:09:29):
They found an easy place to go the criminals.

Speaker 1 (02:09:32):
Yeah, what did he call it? Warehouse full of bandon,
building full of buns? Abandoned building full of bombs? You got?
Would you go in there? If they had my suitcase?
I might?

Speaker 17 (02:09:43):
You?

Speaker 1 (02:09:44):
Did it go the authorities? The cops?

Speaker 9 (02:09:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:09:47):
And then I'm surprised. The cops.

Speaker 4 (02:09:49):
They need to develop air tags that released saren gas.

Speaker 1 (02:09:52):
So I could just flip the switch. It was got
in my suitcases dead. Okay, think that through.

Speaker 3 (02:10:00):
Yeah, if you had any more tag released sar gash,
you'd kill yourself within three minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
What's the wrong button? Exactly? Oh my god, I love
once again. It's a building full of bombs. They're abandoned
building abandoned.

Speaker 4 (02:10:16):
So this is some kind of operation where they just
steal stuff and then they sort it out.

Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
Yes, that doesn't sound more logical than they just random bombs.
The guy's already worrying army suits a bunch of bombs.
So did you look around and see the guy about
This guy's about my size. I'll look for his.

Speaker 6 (02:10:37):
Yeah, well, well no, I think they just grab one.

Speaker 1 (02:10:40):
There were closed in different rooms, so people. Yeah, it
probably looks like a wal Mart in the clothing.

Speaker 6 (02:10:46):
Department said they were clothes scattered all over.

Speaker 1 (02:10:49):
Didn't you run in the only bag.

Speaker 3 (02:10:51):
Sort of run into this in Florida when you got
the bikes back? Remember that story. Yeah, that's probably a
crime ring. Okay, all right, what else you Christie? It
also bombs up to.

Speaker 6 (02:11:05):
Well, we have a doorball, we have a doorbell. Brankster
in the habitets, inhabitants did I say that right now?
Obitants on an apartment block in Germany?

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
You played ding dong ditch We did, yeah, until one
time I got chased by a homeowner and it was horrified.

Speaker 18 (02:11:23):
Yeah, no kidding.

Speaker 1 (02:11:24):
Yeah, we're not talking about that.

Speaker 6 (02:11:25):
We're talking about in Germany and an.

Speaker 1 (02:11:28):
Apartment So it's ding dong Deutsch. Yeah, you know what,
you're on fire? This break first and an abandoned billy
full of bombs and now ding dong Deutsch. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:11:38):
Folks were surprised to learn that a late night doorbell
prankster turned out to be a slug, an ordinary slug
like in your garden. According to The Guardian, suspected teens
were responsible for ringing their doorbells late at night and
called police authorities. However, determined to slug had been sliding

(02:12:02):
up and down the bell plate. Police said the gastropod
had been brought down to size, taught about its territory boundaries,
and placed on a nearby stretch of grass. And stay
off of the door.

Speaker 1 (02:12:13):
That's why you want to salt your doorbell? Oh yes,
that they hate that.

Speaker 6 (02:12:19):
They hate salt. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (02:12:22):
Oh yeah, and what's the thing, what's the thing you
do with a frisbee. You put beer, beer and beer,
crawl in drink the beer, get drunk. They lose, They
lose all of their possessions. They have to go into
a program.

Speaker 3 (02:12:33):
Are wearing their clothes in a warehouse, their guitars sell
your story age age, old story. An abandoned building full
of bombs.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
They are all wearing my clothes. Well, that would be
a good escape room. What did you jump? Why did
you jump to bombs? Because they had put the clothes on.
But she said, an abandoned building and the guy's wearing
the guys wearing his clothes.

Speaker 6 (02:12:57):
Yes, but did you you didn't read did you read
the whole story? Of course there were all kinds of
luggage and all kinds of clothes.

Speaker 1 (02:13:05):
Oh, okay, so it's a ring. Yeah, good, well, still
a bum of thief, a thief, Still still a bum.
Right now, it's time for I'm a bum.

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Speaker 1 (02:14:39):
Perfect read.

Speaker 4 (02:14:40):
Thank you very much, Christy Lee and bombs, Steve McGee
not apply coming up.

Speaker 1 (02:14:44):
It's going to be sexy t time.

Speaker 4 (02:14:46):
If Ali Brain will help folks with their love troubles.
We are in the Aurelioto Parts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (02:14:56):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (02:14:58):
There's Pat Godwin, there's Christy Lee, there's Josh Arnold either,
Jessica Alswick, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios.
I'm Chick McGhee and Thomas here. And today is hump
Day and that means we talk about humping. Oh very good,
and I believe we'll talk about humping with Ali Breen,

(02:15:22):
not actually humping, Ali.

Speaker 1 (02:15:23):
Bre not well, not humping.

Speaker 4 (02:15:26):
Yeah, she is our voice of authority in the world
of romance. Hey, Ali, how are you?

Speaker 16 (02:15:33):
I'm good. I got sung by a bee, so my
faces I look like a bit of a stroke victim.

Speaker 1 (02:15:38):
Oh yeah, Oh where'd you get stung?

Speaker 8 (02:15:43):
In Florida?

Speaker 16 (02:15:44):
I got stung and I don't know if I'm having
an allergic reaction. I just started taking h Benadrell, but
I might have to go see someone.

Speaker 1 (02:15:51):
Your face is swollen.

Speaker 6 (02:15:53):
What kind of bee was That's for sure, yellow jacket.

Speaker 15 (02:15:55):
I don't know if it was a bee or a
hornet or something fit me.

Speaker 8 (02:15:59):
I was like in a lot of brush.

Speaker 15 (02:16:01):
I was trying to burn some stuff down, and uh, like,
Florida woman out there.

Speaker 3 (02:16:07):
Didn't you didn't you have a girlfriend at the time
you guys were out on the golf course. Didn't she
get sung by?

Speaker 1 (02:16:13):
She did? Yeah? Yeah, right between the first and second hole?
Oh what what? What did you tell her after that?
I said, Oh, maybe your stance is too wide perfectly deliver, perfectly,
perfectly of.

Speaker 4 (02:16:27):
The great executions, one of the true classics. The way
the show works sexy time. You send us your love troubles,
we try to fix them. Go ahead, Alie, what have
you got?

Speaker 15 (02:16:38):
You're Alie.

Speaker 16 (02:16:39):
I'm getting married in November, and my fiance wants to
invite his ex wife to the wedding. They're on very
good terms and they have two kids together, so that's
great for co parenting. But I think it's a little
much to have her at our actual wedding. Imagine it
would be awkward for her too.

Speaker 15 (02:16:52):
What do you guys know.

Speaker 1 (02:16:56):
Invite her? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well but you you, you
guys can't, you can't look at this. Uh from personal experience,
why not? Because it's just not fair.

Speaker 15 (02:17:10):
That sounds you hate all your exes.

Speaker 6 (02:17:12):
No, my were on, but they can all come. I
don't care.

Speaker 3 (02:17:16):
Well no, hang on, let's not get care. I get
a pick and choose which yeah, yeah, and there's only one.

Speaker 16 (02:17:23):
That would actually be amazing if there were five deep
like that would be incredible to have that many axes
at a wedding?

Speaker 1 (02:17:29):
Are there are there restrictions at funerals religion goes like that.
I think the family can say something, yeah, well you
could show up.

Speaker 6 (02:17:38):
What are they going to do?

Speaker 1 (02:17:39):
Kick you out, kick you in? Maybe kick in the hole? Yeah, uh,
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:17:46):
I knew a situation in which they had the one
people that you'd walk in the funeral home and it
was kind of like a wedding if you were on
the left right.

Speaker 1 (02:17:55):
Oh yeah, oh weird when you say the one people,
what what what are you talking about? You know what?
I'm sorry I misspoke.

Speaker 4 (02:18:03):
In other words, it was extraordinarily awkward the way that
person went out, and so they.

Speaker 3 (02:18:12):
I went to a funeral and there were two viewing areas.
One had a giant picture and one had the body
in the different areas and one was for his wife
and the daughters, and the other was for Okay, so
there was a private area his girlfriend and other other.
This was very set gotcha, Yeah, No, I think you're

(02:18:33):
being In fact, I think this is a warning sign
for your fiance that you're going to be something unreasonable
in the future.

Speaker 18 (02:18:39):
Now, could you compromise and she just go to the
reception part and not the actual walking down the aisle,
then she can't attend.

Speaker 1 (02:18:45):
But this lady, she's got security and she's insecurity. Okay,
and not only that, but don't write us and don't
listen to.

Speaker 17 (02:18:57):
No.

Speaker 4 (02:18:58):
I think it's perfectly reasonable to say you don't.

Speaker 1 (02:19:01):
Want her there. I don't think so. All right, whatever,
watch your stuff her face with cake. Someone hasn't gotten fat.

(02:19:22):
Let's go. What's next.

Speaker 16 (02:19:26):
I couldn't get reception and needed to borrow my girlfriend's
phone the other day, and instead of saying yes, she
turned into like a geek squad employee trying to fix
my situation.

Speaker 15 (02:19:36):
She said it was because using her phone wasn't a
permanent solution. But now I think she's shady. What do
you guys think?

Speaker 1 (02:19:42):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (02:19:42):
Shady out She likes to try to figure it out.
Maybe you're dumb and she can.

Speaker 8 (02:19:47):
Figure out something.

Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
Wait a minute, I don't understand. Did they want to
use the phone for a lengthy period of time or
just make one quick phone call?

Speaker 15 (02:19:57):
It sounds like just a phone call, but she didn't
want to get over.

Speaker 1 (02:20:00):
Yeah, then there, then there's something going on. Yeah, paranoid Luna. Josh.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (02:20:09):
It really hurts when I laughed Ali, I had hernie
and surgery. And if I laughed, you are Josh is
making me laugh by being so wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:20:18):
You set a day aside where you go through each
other's phone. That's all. It's fine. I don't mean any
of that. You know that, right.

Speaker 18 (02:20:27):
I wish she would have dialed it for him, like
I will dial it you to tell me the number,
and then you can use it and then you have
to return the have it on speakerphone or something for it.

Speaker 1 (02:20:35):
You holy, then if she has.

Speaker 15 (02:20:37):
Something that could pop up it still potentially, then you
know what I like exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:20:43):
Yeah, go ahead, live a life of paranoia and fear.

Speaker 18 (02:20:47):
It's fun, John.

Speaker 1 (02:20:48):
I remember one of the comedians was telling me.

Speaker 4 (02:20:50):
In the early days of selfies, going back more than
about ten years, when people would they'd want to do
pictures with him, and he would always say, oh sure,
and then he would take the camera and he go
back and look at their previous photos to see how
long it was before he came upon some sexting photographs.

Speaker 1 (02:21:13):
So maybe that would be it. The she hands him
the phone and all of a sudden, well, see that's
none of that comedian unrecognizable. Yeah, a jerk comedy comedian,
aren't they all?

Speaker 4 (02:21:35):
I used to looking at Ali with her puffy face
from the.

Speaker 18 (02:21:40):
He's still like beautiful.

Speaker 15 (02:21:42):
It looks like a half chipmunk.

Speaker 1 (02:21:44):
It looks like it hurts when you laugh, too.

Speaker 15 (02:21:46):
It doesn't actually hurt at all.

Speaker 16 (02:21:48):
It just feels like I feel like I can see
my cheek out of the side of my face.

Speaker 15 (02:21:52):
It's very strange. Well, let's I get a weird allergic reactions.
Sometimes it's bizarre.

Speaker 18 (02:21:57):
I hope he murdered all of those Hornets family.

Speaker 1 (02:22:00):
I hope.

Speaker 15 (02:22:01):
I don't think. I think they got me better than
I got them, But I did some damage.

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
Does it hurt?

Speaker 4 (02:22:12):
Let's get to our next letter. Ali breeds our guest
A L L I B R E E N.

Speaker 1 (02:22:15):
I spell it off because that's how you find her
on social media once again. A L L I B
R E E N. What have you got? Ali?

Speaker 16 (02:22:22):
Dear Ali, I've been hooking up with a coworker who's
engaged and we both entered into this no strings attached.
I'm catching feelings and I think he is too. Should
I bring it up or wait until he does? And
one of the chances he actually breaks up with his
fiance for me, He's never brought her to a single event,
and his wedding isn't until next year, so there's time.

Speaker 15 (02:22:42):
How do I handle this?

Speaker 1 (02:22:45):
It sounds like she's make the move right now.

Speaker 16 (02:22:48):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22:54):
The chaos tician in me loves agrees with Tom. Blow
everything up. Just tell tell him as publicly as possible,
tell him, tell him you're pregnant, and just go for
all of it. And that will write us a letter
in eight months that you want to go to the wedding.
I think the chances of him, yeah, of him leaving
his fiance are five percent at best. You think, yes,

(02:23:19):
we disagree again, She says this guy's got feelings for
she thinks thinks thanks, she's projecting.

Speaker 18 (02:23:25):
Women can be delusional when it comes to sex partners.

Speaker 1 (02:23:30):
The chances.

Speaker 4 (02:23:32):
Now, Josh all apologies, he mean to say everything.

Speaker 6 (02:23:34):
And guys have a really great way of showing that
they like you a lot when they want something and
when you're not there.

Speaker 1 (02:23:42):
Yeah, and women are incapable of that emotion and manipulation.

Speaker 16 (02:23:48):
But chances are one hundred percent he'll still hook up
with her after he gets married.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
I think, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:23:55):
Oh that's all different category. Okay, interesting, Well, I think
that the main question is how hot is she? I
think that's the so you go for the hot one? Yeah, yeah,
all right, absolutely, Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (02:24:07):
What else you got? Ali?

Speaker 15 (02:24:09):
Dear Alie. Me and my husband just had a baby
and we have two cats.

Speaker 16 (02:24:13):
His mom comes over at least three hours a day
to help with a daughter, and she's allergic to cats.
She's pressuring us to get rid of them, and he
thinks we should. I said, can't she just take allergy medication?
And you won't even ask her. I'd honestly rather just
pay for help at this point.

Speaker 18 (02:24:28):
Get rid of the mom, she's the problem, not the cat.

Speaker 1 (02:24:32):
Get rid of the cat. Kitty kitty here, Yeah, that's right,
I mean, Tom, what would you say if they were dogs? Oh?
I take keep the dog. Okay, so yeah, oil boy,
I would ask.

Speaker 6 (02:24:49):
Her to take allergy MUDs.

Speaker 1 (02:24:50):
Yeah, what don't you ask do those work? I do
know some people who that really works for, and I
know others that it does.

Speaker 18 (02:24:59):
H Allergic to cats and I live with a cat.

Speaker 1 (02:25:03):
Oh, there you go and struggle through it.

Speaker 18 (02:25:06):
Okay, Yeah, she's fine, it's your baby.

Speaker 4 (02:25:10):
Yeah, they come home and that cat's taking a chunk
of that kid's face off.

Speaker 1 (02:25:19):
Those cats.

Speaker 4 (02:25:23):
You're a cat lady right ally.

Speaker 15 (02:25:25):
Yeah, my cat's right here listening to this. He's horrified.

Speaker 2 (02:25:30):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:25:31):
Do you have one or two cats?

Speaker 7 (02:25:34):
Two?

Speaker 15 (02:25:34):
They're the best.

Speaker 1 (02:25:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (02:25:36):
I would never I would get rid of in law
over the cats any day.

Speaker 3 (02:25:39):
You know, your face is your face is swollen now,
but it's nothing like when you pass away in your
apartment and both your hats start eating your face.

Speaker 1 (02:25:47):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:25:49):
Yeah, dogs take dogs start with your feet and they
wait a much longer time.

Speaker 15 (02:25:55):
Ye, cat's get right to I mean cat. My cat's
trying to eat my face, just waking me up in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (02:25:59):
So yeah, Yes, we're speaking with Ali Breen, comedian and
we are going over your love problems. You can reach
Allie once again. A l l I B R E
E N on social media. Also a little bit of
sexy time on only fans at a L L I B.

(02:26:21):
Now let's get back to the letters. Ellie, what do
you got, Dear Ali?

Speaker 16 (02:26:24):
I went in for sexy time with a girl I've
been hooking up with, and it was that time of
month and she didn't even warn me. We were at
her place, So the laundry situation was curs but I
still think maybe she should have given me a choice
in the matter.

Speaker 15 (02:26:37):
It was a girl friend, sure, but.

Speaker 7 (02:26:38):
Just a hook up.

Speaker 15 (02:26:39):
I'm a little grossed out. Am I being crazy?

Speaker 2 (02:26:41):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:26:42):
Roll up, Chrissy.

Speaker 18 (02:26:44):
Wouldn't you warn a guy?

Speaker 1 (02:26:46):
Gosh? Yes? Oh and I.

Speaker 18 (02:26:50):
Al have you ever surprised a guy?

Speaker 9 (02:26:53):
No?

Speaker 15 (02:26:53):
I would always give warning.

Speaker 10 (02:26:55):
That is weird.

Speaker 1 (02:26:56):
The red warning.

Speaker 6 (02:26:57):
The red flag is up?

Speaker 1 (02:27:00):
What is it? Red panties at night? Sailors? Still again,
get your red red panties in the morning. You should
look like you were just finished a jelly donut eating content.

Speaker 4 (02:27:17):
Yeah, leave her alone with the Japanese flag.

Speaker 1 (02:27:20):
Okay, make it look like a Wes Craven film in there.

Speaker 4 (02:27:23):
Oh, very Let's just move on, thank you. We have
time for a couple more letters, Allie, what do you go?

Speaker 16 (02:27:28):
Dear Ali, My best friend is getting married and I'm
in the wedding party.

Speaker 7 (02:27:33):
So is my ex.

Speaker 16 (02:27:34):
Ray Absolutely hate he cheated and lied and broke my heart,
and I feel like I should be able to say
I'll only be in the wedding party if he's not.
I gave them also the other option and saying they
can keep him in and get rid of me. But
if they choose to do that, I'm not going to
be friends with them anymore.

Speaker 18 (02:27:51):
I'm glad you made this about you.

Speaker 8 (02:27:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:27:56):
Well, first of all, I hope you're not late for
kindergarten later today.

Speaker 18 (02:28:00):
And second, as long as you have to walk down
the aisle with him, you can exist.

Speaker 1 (02:28:05):
Well, you can also just remove yourself without creating any drama.
You can say, hey, you know what, I'm not gonna.

Speaker 18 (02:28:10):
Be able to make I'm not going to be your
friend anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:28:12):
Yeah, you don't have to do that. Yeah, Or you
can even just say, you know what, I'm pretty uncomfortable
with this. I love you guys, but I'm out.

Speaker 18 (02:28:19):
You know that's fair, And you can still go as
a supporter.

Speaker 1 (02:28:24):
No, she doesn't want to go at all. Well, she
could still go to the I think the issue is
she doesn't want to be in the same building as
this guy. But there's cake, there's.

Speaker 16 (02:28:35):
Cake.

Speaker 1 (02:28:35):
How fat ish you because that does.

Speaker 11 (02:28:40):
You know?

Speaker 15 (02:28:41):
How fat off in front of her ex.

Speaker 1 (02:28:43):
Yeah you could do that too. Yeah, we're just slotted
up on the dance floor throwing out there, make out
with somebody like the planes going down. That's what you
should do.

Speaker 4 (02:28:54):
Show up as the stripper at the bachelor party. Okay,
we got time for at least one more letter, Ellie,
what do you got.

Speaker 2 (02:29:00):
Dear Holly.

Speaker 16 (02:29:02):
My girlfriend went with her friends to a Pearl Jam
cover band concert and hung out with the guys from
the band for like four hours after the show.

Speaker 15 (02:29:10):
I told her that's inappropriate because she has a boyfriend
me and.

Speaker 16 (02:29:13):
I also kept saying it's lame because she's not even
actually hanging out with the real band members.

Speaker 1 (02:29:18):
It would have been okay. If it had been been okay,
it could have been her.

Speaker 16 (02:29:25):
Her whatever hall pass and she left saying I'm an
a hole and we haven't talked since then. But am
I wrong?

Speaker 18 (02:29:32):
Oh my gosh, she hung on for four hours. They
are a little much.

Speaker 1 (02:29:37):
There's a whole topic they're the partying groupies for cover bands.

Speaker 15 (02:29:43):
That's a little lame, I have to admit I kind
of agree.

Speaker 1 (02:29:46):
Yeah, this is more about her being with her friends
and maybe probably two or any musicians.

Speaker 16 (02:29:56):
Yeah, so feels like they're hanging with a cool band,
except but it's not near.

Speaker 1 (02:30:03):
Yeah, christ do you want to take this hanging with
the band and with a.

Speaker 6 (02:30:08):
Lot of bands and a lot of times it's a
lot more boring than you think. So there's a lot
the people in your life going on.

Speaker 1 (02:30:14):
The people in your life get jealous when you would
do that hang out with bands.

Speaker 6 (02:30:17):
No, usually they were in the band.

Speaker 3 (02:30:19):
Yeah, that's the right thing.

Speaker 15 (02:30:22):
Yeah, that changes everything.

Speaker 6 (02:30:24):
Yeah, last time I hung out with a band, my
husband was with me.

Speaker 1 (02:30:27):
There you yeah, awk when you started making it out
with happy, how do you take that again? Call pass
I'm allowed of everybody be extraordinarily weird, though to be
in like with the with the lead singer of a
pearl jam cover band, I'm anxious to find out what

(02:30:49):
the name of it is, Like, Yeah, I'm desperately trying
to know even flow or oh yeah, it's gotta be
something versus or something. Don't call me Daughtry. That's class.
Are you sure it wasn't Creed? Isn't that the old argument?

Speaker 3 (02:31:10):
I think we've already got an Eddie Vedder? Sorry Scott. Okay,
well Allie, it's always a great pleasure.

Speaker 1 (02:31:15):
Thank you. Hope you get your h whatever face. In
the meantime, you may have an only fans follower that
has a beasting fetish chance to charge that surge pricing
right there? Are you? Are you working this weekend?

Speaker 15 (02:31:34):
Yeah, I'm back in the city. I'll be at the
I'll be at the Ned it is called on Friday
and the Strip on Saturday. Who just came to say Hi?

Speaker 3 (02:31:45):
Don't how high are you on like the seventh eighth
floor and do any damage? Just throw a thing out
the window.

Speaker 15 (02:31:59):
I'm on the third floor. They could make it all.

Speaker 1 (02:32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:32:02):
Once again A L L I B R E. And
send Ali your love troubles. We'll try to fix them
for you. Thanks very much.

Speaker 12 (02:32:07):
Ali.

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Speaker 1 (02:33:28):
Say thank you very much, Christy Lee. What's coming up?

Speaker 6 (02:33:31):
Coming up? If you skip breakfast and eat a late dinner,
you might want to loosen up because it's not good
for your help. And we have Robberbes in the news.
We still need to talk about that.

Speaker 1 (02:33:41):
Okay, we'll look forward to that, certainly. We're in the
Oilli Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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the Silac Insurance News desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin, me.
Jessica Alsman's here. Hey, there's Josh Arnold, glow Ace Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee, Hello, Tom.

Speaker 4 (02:34:13):
Hello, Chick meee Hello. Hello, it's great to be here.

Speaker 1 (02:34:16):
We're to check in with Christy Leaves if we've missed
anything in the world of news.

Speaker 6 (02:34:19):
New research indicates people who skip breakfast may have a
higher risk of developing osteoporosis. Scientists examined the records of
nearly a million adults to investigate the relationship between lifestyle
factors and the diagnose a diagnosis of osteoporatic fracture. They
found people who had unhealthy habits like smoking, daily alcohol consumption,

(02:34:43):
lack of exercisers, sleep, and skipping breakfast were more likely
to be diagnosed with osteoporosis. Well all of those things.
This is kind of a stretch.

Speaker 4 (02:34:55):
What In other words, it's not just skipping breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:34:59):
Right, I mean if you're oh wait, they're not saying
begin with, they're saying you have to have all four
of those.

Speaker 1 (02:35:05):
But well then yeah, that makes sense. It's giving breakfast
is incredibly unhealthy. We all, we've known this forever. If
you do it, you are you aren't doing yourself any favors.
But they're saying, I'm still fasting.

Speaker 11 (02:35:17):
Is the other side of that argument where they say
if you fast, is it's better for your Well, well
you got to start at two pm and then start
eating and then eat when you wake up.

Speaker 1 (02:35:25):
It's a valid to come back so so.

Speaker 4 (02:35:27):
Pat that the snap crackle, pop her here will be
your femur.

Speaker 1 (02:35:31):
Yeah, I'm just not. I am just not hungry in
the morning at all.

Speaker 3 (02:35:34):
Ever, we really, what if you're cereal for dinner, that
should be okay, you're getting it's not breakfast is called
that because you break the fast. You guys know that
it's Oh so it's not the type of food you
eat it right the time you eat it.

Speaker 1 (02:35:49):
Oh, Tom, you're right. If you have eggs and bacon
for dinner, and it's breakfast. I love breakfast for dinner.

Speaker 11 (02:35:57):
To have it?

Speaker 4 (02:35:58):
Oh yeah, bacon, sancakes.

Speaker 6 (02:36:02):
Sausage, scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs.

Speaker 1 (02:36:05):
Best. That really was fun. Yeah, it's been a while,
but that's not healthier. Okay, sorry.

Speaker 12 (02:36:09):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (02:36:10):
Researchers also say that gossiping may be able to predict
well being in couples. For this particular study, seventy six
couples were a portable listening device that recorded a portion
of their daily conversation.

Speaker 1 (02:36:22):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (02:36:24):
Can you imagine? The researchers at the University of California
Riverside found that participants spent about thirty eight minutes per
day gossiping. Yeah, I bet they do about twenty nine
of those minutes gossiping with their romantic partners. They determined
that gossiping among romantic partners may serve as a form

(02:36:44):
of emotional bonding. May sir, okay, well that's so, spill
the tea to the one you love.

Speaker 1 (02:36:51):
Yeah, I could see that, But.

Speaker 4 (02:36:53):
I think you're bonding because you're going, hey, look, we're not.
Those two are just a couple of drunks.

Speaker 1 (02:37:03):
You know. I guess you do learn a lot about
your partner if you say, hey, did you hear so
and so did this? I don't like that behavior, and
then their person goes well, I can kind of see
either side. You sort of do connect and learn.

Speaker 6 (02:37:14):
About that would make sense.

Speaker 3 (02:37:16):
Yeah, yeah, those couple of drunks. Did they have anything
to do with the abandoned building full of homs? I mean,
we may be degenerate gamblers, but there are a couple
of drunks.

Speaker 1 (02:37:28):
Gossiping is good for you. Well, we'll see. Do you
think there's anybody who doesn't gossip?

Speaker 6 (02:37:36):
Josh doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:37:39):
I try. I try to make sure that what I
say to anybody I would say to the person I'm discussing.

Speaker 18 (02:37:45):
I'm okay as long as it's the truth.

Speaker 1 (02:37:46):
I'm not always I don't. I don't always succeed.

Speaker 18 (02:37:49):
Yeah, but when people gossip and then just make up
stuff and start embellishing their own part of the story,
that's why I'm like, oh, shut up, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (02:37:55):
Yeah, the truth or gossip is speculation.

Speaker 8 (02:37:58):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (02:38:00):
Now do they break it down by gender at all?

Speaker 6 (02:38:03):
No, gonna say women gossip more than no.

Speaker 1 (02:38:07):
I'm asking. Well, it is funny because it's not true, man, dude,
it's fifty fifty yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:38:13):
Oh yeah, you don't gossip.

Speaker 1 (02:38:15):
No, I'm not. I'm not suggesting that. I'm just saying
I'm cure.

Speaker 4 (02:38:18):
I would be curious if they would break it down
by sexual preference.

Speaker 6 (02:38:22):
Like ah, like lesbian couples or gay couples.

Speaker 4 (02:38:26):
Yeah, I just it may not differ at all. I
was just asking you. You you were picturing.

Speaker 1 (02:38:33):
Every gay man just gossiping away. Mister Martinis, have you
do you believe him?

Speaker 16 (02:38:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:38:43):
You talk about gay, He's beyond gay. I'm just looking
inside your brain right now, and I'm horrified. Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:38:51):
Police in Canada arrested a man for driving a child
sized pink Barbie jeep through a city in British Columbia.

Speaker 1 (02:38:59):
You should have give him a key the city, damn right.

Speaker 6 (02:39:01):
Several witnesses captured photos and videos of Casper Lincoln wearing
Aviator sunglasses and cruising through the streets of Prince George
before he was pulled over and taken into custody. Mister
Lincoln told the CBC that he was getting ready to
go get a slurpie with a friend, but got lazy
and decided to borrow the tiny car from his kid

(02:39:23):
his roommates. After pulling mister Lincoln over, officers found he
had a suspended license and believed he was inebriated, which
was later verified by two Brethel breathalyzer tests.

Speaker 1 (02:39:35):
I mean, those don't go over a certain CC, right,
they can't be But he's.

Speaker 4 (02:39:40):
Driving, technically probably driving a motor vehicle. And if he's yeah, intoxicated.

Speaker 1 (02:39:45):
Yeah, that's the thing. I don't think they can be
described as a motor or be classified as a motor vehicle.
They don't go a certain speed. Friend of mine got
a ticket, I'm not kidding for operating a toy vehicle
in a place where he's like on the highway.

Speaker 4 (02:39:58):
Or No, he was going down the big hill and
Harbor Springs on a big wheel. He may have been
slightly inebrated at the time. A public road, of course,
it sounds like fun. It was a US one nineteen
or State Road one nineteen.

Speaker 6 (02:40:12):
It was a big wheel.

Speaker 1 (02:40:13):
Yeah, it was late. I think I believe bar Harbor
had just closed. As I recall, you should have put
him in the jail and threw away the key.

Speaker 4 (02:40:21):
I just love the fact that the the the judge
illegal operation of a toy vehicle. He probably doesn't get
too many cases like that. Well, yeah, the guy obviously
was a drunk situation.

Speaker 6 (02:40:34):
So yeah, of course he's been rested several times instead.

Speaker 1 (02:40:38):
But this was the aviators.

Speaker 4 (02:40:40):
Yeah, come on, he's wearing aviator glass. It's probably at night.

Speaker 1 (02:40:44):
He's got a story to tell his friends.

Speaker 3 (02:40:46):
I hope a scarf around his neck, that'd be nice.

Speaker 6 (02:40:49):
Yes, yeah, I'm surprised that he was able to that
the jeep. There must be a weight limit on these.

Speaker 4 (02:40:55):
Little smaller man gave his residences Marby's Malibu house.

Speaker 1 (02:41:02):
Well, he probably drinks lit so you can't weigh very much.

Speaker 3 (02:41:04):
You know. That's that breakfast hundred pounds.

Speaker 4 (02:41:08):
Okay, now uh coming up the rest of the week,
We've got some really good stuff on the way. I'm
very excited about some of the things that we're going
to be talking about in the next few days.

Speaker 1 (02:41:19):
I hope we talk about bums some more tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:41:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:41:21):
I enjoyed it. Why don't we have some just bums
in here? We have bums coming with you. You would
get weirded out if we have bums as guests. That's
why we have to do it.

Speaker 3 (02:41:29):
Yeah, come on, look, at him, look at the There
was just fear in his eyes. Right now, So how
come your bum?

Speaker 2 (02:41:35):
Yeah?

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What happened? What woman broke your heart? Now? First of all,
you stay over there, it'd be a great show.

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