The BOB & TOM Show - September 11, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
B W double are you and beer run? B W double?
Are you in beer run?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
And all we need is a ten and a five
or a car and a key and a sober driver?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
D W double? Are you in beer U?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
A couple of frag guys from Abilene drove out all
night to see Robert Earl Keane at the k Big
Swine and swore a dance.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money, they
got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny,
and the next thing they knew they.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Were both really hungry and pretty thirsty too. B W
double are you in Beer run? B W double? Are
you in beer?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Ry?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
On need is a ten and a five, a car
and a key and a sober driver.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
B W double are you in beer run? Find a
store with the sign said the beer was coldest. They
send in Brad because he looked the oldest, and he
got a case of beer in a candy bar. Walked
over to where.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
All them registers our latest fake id on the countertop.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
The clerk look he turned, he looked back up. He stopped.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
He said, son I'm not gonna call the cops, but
I'm gonna have.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
To keep this card. The guys both took it pretty hard.
B W Double are you in beer?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Ruh?

Speaker 2 (01:43):

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Ran?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh? How happy we would be had we only brought
a better fake ID on this b W Double are
you in Beer?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Runner?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
They find this other old hippie named Sleepy John. He
claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl Keens,
so they gave him all their cash. He bought him
some brew. It's a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz.
They were feeling so good it should have been a crime.
The crib was cool and the band was crimed. They
made him back up front of their seats just in
time so they could sing with all their friends. They say,
the road goes on forever, and the hardy never b

(02:19):
W double are you and beer run?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Bub Double? Are you in beer?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I we need is a ten and a fiber, a
car and the key and a sober driver.

Speaker 2 (02:32):

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hello, You're as welcome as can be MC moss Club. Right,
and I think I think.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
A beer run appropriate today.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Beer run very appropriate because you got you got your
NFL Thursday night, or that's right, got the snacks running
for you? Snacks?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, you're coming over.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
Christy's husband is a Green Bay Packer fan. Of course
I'm a Washington football team fan. I will not be
going to her house tonight.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And you prefer watching the game alone anyway, I do,
I know, even the Super Bowl?

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Now, will you alone?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Or Dottie, will you? Will you nap? You can enjoy
the entire game?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Yes, I will nap hopefully.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yes. Okay, you know, and we all have our fingers
crossed because you know, should the Washington Football Club have
a rough game tomorrow morning at this time, will all
be what?

Speaker 7 (03:30):
But you never know? Like that's the key to being moody.
If you'd like to be.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Moody, I'd like some information about this. You don't ever know, okay.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
What mood is.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So so they could have a big victory and you
could still come in one of your moods, or they.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Could they could lose fifty two to nothing and I'd
come in in a great mood.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
You don't.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
You got to keep them on their people on their toes.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I don't think I've observed them getting soundly defeated and
you coming in in a great mood.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
I think you might be uh influencing your memories a
little bit. Okay, I've been trying. I've been working on that.
I've been in a reasonably okay mood for quite a
while considering.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I would certainly agree I have to work with I'm
just saying tomorrow we're all you know, we're kind of
on pins and needles. I just want to needles, yeah,
all right, or needles and pins as the song goes.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
You know what I'm offering the olive branch. And in
that spirit, why don't you introduce everybody here on the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'd be happy to thank you. I would you like
me to do it?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Height? Waight?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (04:32):
Skin tone? Short skin skin tone.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Let's see, we'll go from light to dark. Oh, I'm sorry,
that's not a real thing to I haven't yet this week.
So because we do have, we do have dark, we
do have, we do have, we do have SPF news. Okay,
I'll do it by I'll do it by height. Okay,
I'm only guessing who's taller. You were, Ace Ace, I

(04:58):
think Ace Kay's You're right over there. You can see it, okay,
and then wait a minute, Uh, Josh, how tall are you?

Speaker 7 (05:04):
About? Six to one?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Josh is taller at me a little bit?

Speaker 6 (05:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh yeah close?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Aren't you six two? I've been married three times to remember.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is a
nicety you process sorrow.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
I'll be okay.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
We'll just go with Chick McGee over there at the
sports desk.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
And now who's uh, who's taller, Christy or Pat? Who
do you think? Oh? Nice?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Now you're to get Pat in one of his being short.
I'm five eight. I don't care. I'm fine with it.
If you're five eight, I'm a jetpie. I'm five eight,
you're five to five.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
If you're an inch, i'm five eight. You don't seem
like a short guy to me. I don't look at
Pat a short. No, you seem like a short guy.
You go into a bar and start a fight. I
just thought that because he was irish. Yeah, you'll start
a fight. I've witnessed this.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Have you ever used this term? Are you gonna take that?
Have you ever said that?

Speaker 7 (05:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I don't believe.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
I say where the fight and what's it all about?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (06:01):
That's what I say.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
When I walk in a bar and you've actually called
a officer of the law Barney, Is that correct?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Back in the day. And then where did you end
up when you did that in jail? Oh? Okay, good,
let's see. Let's we'll go over to Josh Arnold right
over there. I can see him all of six to one.
I am exactly six feet right here. This is Tom speaking.
Then we go over to uh, We're just gonna do
there in the room, right yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, because
we got it. You want to alan through the glass.
You want to taller than Pat. You want to line

(06:27):
up our listeners by okay, Jason, Pat Godwin's right over there.
And then bringing up the short end of things, Yeah,
it's Christy five ft if she's an inch, and you've
got that hippie bawling chick thing going over there.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
Wait a minute, I've got it. We need to find
out who the tallest listener is.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Oh yeah, this is a shirt you wore, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
Yeah, that's when we switched. I thought it looked familiar.
What does a smell?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You have to be watched it.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
You have to be at least six ten six seven.
What do you think it starts start the bidding. Oh
six eight, six eight, If you're six eight or above,
contact us and will that screaming and crying you hears
Mark Allison's from the other room.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Uh yeah, Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com, we
love to hear it for women at what six six
feet and I'll go, I'll go six to one on
the whille, six to two?

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Really, really, you know a woman that tall?

Speaker 7 (07:25):
I just saw one of target.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You know your your response when beer and horror was wonderful.
And I looked down to see if I says this
is this is this young lady wearing were in high
heels and no, by the way, I'm extraordinarily attractive.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
But yeah, six two easy?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah you like the tall girls?

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do too, being sure you have
a what no an X? And nextly was six four?
Oh okay, wow, there you go.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Uh yeah, I think I have a picture on my word.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Was she a little taller than you?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Yeah, man, that's awesome. Jolly blonde, jolly blonde, giant was well,
so much for those stereotypes.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Well taller than you?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I went to the problem with someone taller. A ballet
dancer and I got teased forever about it. Wendy wear Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Oh she was like they had to call her Wendy weird.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Right. Probably she was a great ballet dancer, but about
about six two though, I think.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
My mom was.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
She said she was always taller than a bunch of
the boys in school, and it was like hard for her.
I bet it's like a thing that if a girl
is a little too tall, it's gonna be tough. That's
kind of going away, hasn't it. I hope, I hope. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Bull Yeah, bullying, And I really been kind of I
think bullying is huge, But I mean, aren't the people
super visil.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
And I think the kids themselves now are going, hey,
quit being a bowl.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's worse than it's ever been because of social media.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
Trust me, I'm ok.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
I have a girlfriend who has a twelve year old
and she's five eleven.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
At twelve, my two nieces call themselves five twelve.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
They're both six feet they really they have everything about really,
but that's their kind of joke.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
But in any event, we've done our introductions by height
very much, and we did begin with Todd Snyder and
beer run.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
I got to do one of my favorite things coming in.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (09:26):
Somebody was driving the other way and I thought they
thought my brights were on. Oh they put theirs on,
and I went, these are my.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Love everything about it. Well, there's a weird thing that
happens here because one we have to drive through this
neighborhood and they have so called speed humps. And when
people go over the speed humps, look, it looks like
their brights are on, right you ever notice this, And
then it looks like they're flick flicking their brights. It
does so the speed humps. My lovely little lady humps

(09:59):
my speed Yeah, this wasn't near the speed humps, but yes,
it was awesome. And three three of us have reported
seeing a lunatic walking in the middle of this road here.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
That guy was there when you guys came in. I
don't remember that he's still there.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I saw the ultimate this morning.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
We have to cross a four lane road to get here,
right from the other side because now the interstate's closed.
I saw somebody all dressed in black crossing that at dark.
I mean it was pitch black. You could not see
this person. I don't know how this person got across
the four lanes without getting hit.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
I really be the same guy.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Probably it might be, I don't know, in the joint.
I think he was coming from the I think the
convenience store.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I think this guy's got a death wish. There's no
reason to be walking anywhere near here. There's nothing here
the stores SBT suicide by traffic.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Well, maybe well working out. Maybe it's how he gets
his steps in. He has to do it before six.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
A car or you want to go by coyote. That's
what's around here right now. If you want to get
your steps in. There are plenty of places in the
neighborhood where there are no cars. Yeah, this guy's getting
his stammers in.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
You see the one that has the headlight on the
front of his No, no headlight.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, now we have to do a real quick what's
happening because just got this from Eric in Deer Park, Texas.
Hello Eric, he goes, what the heck? Beer run on
a Thursday. I'm groggy, it's morning. I thought I missed
the day and wondered where my why my daughter wasn't
in her room. We ordinarily we begin the show on
Fridays with Beer Run. Well, Thursday starts the weekend and

(11:38):
We've got the big football game tonight. Another's They've done
a really good job in the NFL of having a
bunch of great games to start off the season. Tonight
it's two great teams, Washington and Green Bay. Team's undefeated
at Lambeau. Right, yes, sir, well, speaking of the NFL,
we got something going on right now. You go to
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Speaker 7 (12:15):
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Step into the octagon, let's go.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
What is the spread if you will for this evening?

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Uh, Washington's getting two. It might be up to three now.
Actually I have not looked yet this morning. Okay, I
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unless you have a darkened your windows, people can see
you digging deep. That's my favorite place to clean house
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Speaker 7 (13:00):
Oh you're pretty good. Yeah, that's oh. Yeah, you have
nice cars.

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Coming up, we have sporting News Anything of Injury.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
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you will not believe it. And you like corn dogs? Yeah,
everybody like a corn dog.

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Sure?

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Okay, even the frozen ones out of the case. I've
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and you're in debt, many thousands of dollars. How about
jumping off. We'll find out what happened to that guy
when we come back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
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Speaker 1 (16:31):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobbin Top Show. Thursday starts
the weekend. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk.
Got some spilkus in my throat here, I'm having a
law drink. Yeah, oh yeah, a little ram Yeah. There's
Pat Godwin Chick. Hello, Josh Charlotte. Hello, Here'sday's Cosby. We're

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in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
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Speaker 1 (17:20):
Todd Oh, I have a letter.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Okay, go ahead, dear.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Bob and Tom show people. This is from Tammy in
West Virginia. Jammy, if astronauts have sex and outer space,
is that part of the mile high club? That's the ultimate.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
That's gotta be very special.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's so different.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Yeah, And what is the ultimate answer? Is has that occurred?
It's got to occur?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I think it's Doctor David Wolf was in here, astronaut,
three time veteran of outer space, and he said, when
they do the tours of NASA, that's that question always
comes up. Yeah, and there's no one knows.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
No one knows.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
Nobody knows, well only those involved.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
So what happens in space stays in space. Can you
imagine masturbation and zero gravity? The mind just boggled. Well,
you think sometimes it's a difficult clean up here on
do you think? Yeah, you go like a butterfly net.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
I could use that, like that vomit bag thing you
had here.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
That would be a necessity. Yeah, I know there's a
lot of over the top. There's a lot of suction
used in space with the toilet.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I want to say a special hello to James B.
We know who you are, we know why you're awake,
and thank you very much. We appreciate it. It's close
circuit information.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
What the hell that that'?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Stop secret? All right? Waiting for the call from the governor. Okay,
here we go. Uh see now can we read this?
Oh yeah, okay, Pat, get your guitar.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
You don't just spring something like that on an artist
like patte artist.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I think he's gonna need it. Here, I'm mailing you,
writes Russell. Every other week I drive my son to school.
It's a forty minute commute.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Oh broken family. And every Wednesday I take him to dinner.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I've been there, pal, He's seven years old, usually sleeping
in the backseat. I often softly listen to your show.
I was walking him inside the school the other day
and he began singing a rather inappropriate song. I was
somewhat shocked. One of the lyrics was as follows, I

(19:34):
got a pimple on my ball.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Yeah it is catchy.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I knew it.

Speaker 7 (19:41):
Even the kids love this.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
This this this ends with a nice plug. Here I
have learned my lesson. I will now listen to the
show on my racon earbuds. Snanky Russell certainly appreciated Russell.
Enjoy the year.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
But this is a new song from Pat Godlin.

Speaker 9 (20:01):
I got a pimple on my balls. I found it
there when nature called. I used to get the mama face. Oh,
but never such a place like a pimple on my bums.
I was checking out my sack. It was hiding by
my crack. You must check yourself for lumps or bumps,

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both sticking small. I got a pimple on my bows,
and get the hell down there hiding in my pubic hair.
It is quite a spectacle, A push of my testicles.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
Should I leave it? Should I pump?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (20:47):
It's so big. My need a mop.

Speaker 9 (20:50):
I might use some clarasill or an anti acne pill.
I got a pimple on my bows.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Is it time? There's a time?

Speaker 9 (20:57):
Girls get pumps on their vagina when they shave to
make it shinea. Sometimes on the naughty bits they can
get sits on there.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
I got a buzz ball. I checked my satchel.

Speaker 9 (21:15):
Every phone must have self examination sometimes lead to masturbation.
I got a pimple on my balls.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh, thank you very much in your and what what
country was that guy from? I don't know. You're in
the South America. South America.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Good.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
We're going through some letters, so you got one over there.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
Dear Bob and Tom Show. We just asked for the
tallest listener. This is Dave from the Toledo, Ohio area.
I'm six nine. You'll tak very much, Dave.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
This is from Cody. Dear Bob and Tom Show, pacifically
Tom cowboy hat etiquette. Okay, Tom has a cowboy hat.
He was told by his on collagist dermatology dermatologists he
has some sort of skin cancer on his ear and
cover those ears up. How about a near muff? Have
you thought about an ear ear muff.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
All the time? I don't care how cool you are.
Who's the coolest actor out there, Christie, George Clooney or
Brad Pitt or Brad Pitt. Nobody in ear muffs looks cool. Sorry,
but the cowboy hat. So I got my cowboy hat
wearing too.

Speaker 7 (22:31):
In fact, we have an email about that.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
You have to Yeah, I got a summer one and
that's the winter one. Okay, that one's made of beaver.
The other one is made of straw.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
No, when to remove your hat, Tom, As a sign
of respect, cowboy hat should be removed during prayer, national anthem,
Pledge of Allegiance, religious service, of course, formal dining, when
meeting someone someone for the first time, especially a lady.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yes, you know what Tom gets to do now he
gets to tip his hat. Yeah, I am I did
not know this. When you take it off, you you
you put it on.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
A table upside down.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Right, and so people can tip you.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
However, if you're.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
That's a tremendous joke.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
When you take your hat off for the above instances,
you always have to hold your cowboy hat in such
a way that no one can see the interior. Ah, yes,
so you yeah, you see that right. They're holding it
by the brim, but like handle up.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Against their chest. Yes, and why is that.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Or the opening down towards the ground or something like that. Yeah,
you're It's all part of handling your cowboy hat correctly. Now.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Someone also said you're not supposed to wear a white
cowboy hat after Labor Day. Is that true?

Speaker 7 (23:44):
I'm sure it is now, at least at some point.
I'm sure it was handle your hat correctly. Grasp the
cowboy hat always by the crown, not the brim, and
store the hat crown side down to protect the shape
of the brim. So when you tip your hat, are
you supposed to grab it by the crown and tip
it or can you grab the brim? I think you

(24:04):
could just touch it, and that kind of can just touch,
but I want a full tip, Josh, you should get
one hands off. Treat the hat as an extension of
the wear. Don't touch another person's hat. Never take a
hat off their heads, and do not try their hat on.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
My nieces and nephews have never learned that role. They
love to steal my hat.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
It goes with baseball caps too.

Speaker 7 (24:32):
My son would knock my baseball cap off and I
would hate it.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I hate that. Do you hate that?

Speaker 7 (24:36):
Of course I don't like it. By surprise too. Don't
mess with superstitions. It's considered very bad luck to place
a hat on a bed, wear a hat backward, or
put on a new hat while hunting or at the rodeo. Oh,
you never wear a new hat at a rodeo. Never
what bad luck, And you never wear a new hat hunting.

(24:58):
This is part of I did not know that. Interesting.
Don't mess with superstitis. You have to break it in apparently,
respect the hat, taking good care of your hat and
being mindful of hat etiquette shows respect for yourself, yes,
for others and your hat.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
And that comes from code. And who's gonna trust If
you're gonna trust anybody, you trust a Cody when it
comes to cowboy.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yeah, absolutely, Cody Wyoming.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Tom may not be aware of this, but Bill wanted
to know if Tom knows that Oscar was wearing his
cowboy that's right.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
Yeah, and Tom has his cowboy hat and he.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Did not know. He did not know that.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
I knew the reaction.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Dirty filthy hippie there, buddy.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
Tom doesn't have headphones on a check for body licee now.
And but the reviews were all stellar. He probably looked
like a car.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
He'd be the guy that would be you know, the cookie,
he'd be the guy at the Oh yeah, he's kind
of stoga wagon. Hey cookie, what's for supper something?

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Yeah? He looked like he knew his way around a posse. Yeah,
there's a better way to say that. Sweet, Sweet, you
look like.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
The owner, that's for sure, the ranch owner.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, he's old oil. Yeah, old O. There you go.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Well, I need to get somewhere. Oh, Tom, look at
the monitor, had a photo.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, well see I look like the ranch owner Osky
again looks like the guy that's making the chili. I
don't know what you think.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
A special special ingredient in that chili? Do you have
a follow up to the hat? Josh to that hat?
Bill really just wanted to hear the reaction. But we
do have a Tom ism. Oh okay, My husband and
had a Tom Griswold moment. He couldn't remember what Hamburger
Helper was called. Okay, so he called it Skillet Magic,

(27:03):
which is a pretty great.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Brand, no better better than Hamburger Helps. Someone should immediately
brilliant to come out with skillet.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
In fact, Hamburger Helper Skillet Magic could be its own, right.
Is there another brand of Hamburger Helper other than the
generic of course brands brands?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, I have not had hamburg I have to say
I've not had Hamburger Helper since I left the trailer park.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I've had and I have a question. I've been it, honestly,
never had it.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
What is it? And I'm with Tom, I've.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Never had you add it to real ground beefef beef too?
Is it just different?

Speaker 5 (27:43):
We had beef strogan off. There's all kinds of.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Helperun helper rocks, but that you add instead of ground
be that's right.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Is hamburger helper for making burgers with buns?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
No, it's not a hamburger at all. You use ground beef.
I see it's like a dish.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
It's a so it should be called ground beef helper.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Yes, whatever, Again.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Relevant to the theme of the discussion, it's more like.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
A casserole type dishkne that.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I remember the glove that was what was the commercial
where they had ended with the lady going and I
have that.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Was shaking shaking right because kids could help.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah, you didn't get to live all.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
We were definitely a shake and bake.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
We were a shaking bake fan.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Got any good?

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Yeah, it was good. That's what just breading.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yes, put it in a bag and throw your pork
chop in there and shake it up.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
Fried chicken from the oven? Oh yes.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
My dad was one of those guys. Insisted if if
we had pork chops, there was apple sauce and oftentimes
the good How about did he have the green stuff
with lamb chomps. They weren't family. There was no mint
jelly cover. Sorry, there was Mott's apple sauce.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Hamburger Helper came out in nineteen seventy one. That's why
Chick and I really are. Oh yeah, conversant.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
We thought they'd invented the light bulb again.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Absolutely struggling Skillett.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
What is it again?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
This guy Skillett Magic is what he called hamburger helper. Oh,
that has to be That is so great.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
It's great. I want to see that on TV. It's
skillet magic. Didn't the hand have a name like helping
hand or happy hand?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
It was helping hand, wasn't it helping hand?

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Yeah, that sounds right.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I liked him. I see, well coming up in sports,
what have you got over there? Oh?

Speaker 7 (29:38):
I was having to drink a rum again. The injuries
in the NFL. If you're paying attention to the betting world,
and who isn't. Also, we have a world record and
there's a problem among Alabama fans with their new head
coach Lamar Jackson talking about shoving being the chovy and

(29:59):
the shove her shoverer and Texas Christian University are selling
a new concession item at the football games. Okay, we'll
talk about we'll look full, look forward to all of
those things. We are in the Orelioto Parts studios. But
before we get to that, I want to remind everybody
about we were talking about hamburger helper. Here's something that

(30:19):
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Speaker 7 (32:57):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Hi,
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Speaker 1 (33:18):
I'm Chick. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. We're going to
check into the sporting scene. Coming up, Christy a world
record that I think you're gonna like a lot. Really, Yeah,
I think so. I think you might want to hire
this guy.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Okay, do is he a realtor?

Speaker 7 (33:33):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
All very funny jokes.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
I agree for now he is.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Hang on a second one.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
What are you guys talking about? Divorce lawyer?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Ay Andy Lee Christy? Oh, I didn't realize you're taking
her name. Yeah, she's sort of made me. I mean
we discussed it. I started to see her point of view.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
It's need to be okay on the sporting scene. What's happening? Well,
it's a letter actually, Dear Bob and Tom show this morning.
Yesterday morning, you guys were talking about the corn shaped
corn textured dildo for thish.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Yes, what was the Well, while you're talking about sex toys,
remember and we were talking about monster sex toys and
Jess looked up sex toys and found this corn dildo.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
How Midwest can you get?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yes, it looked like corn in the cob with the
appropriate if you pulled the pants off of a scarecrow,
that's what you might see exactly.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
Well. Adam from the Minnesota area says that I had
a good laugh you hearing about the corn textured dildo
as I passed this famous water tower in Rochester, Minnesota.
Oh wow, man, it is a giant ear of corn.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
That's a nice photograph, full moon and all the way.

Speaker 7 (35:01):
Yeah, the picture of shots. I know this is incredibly visual.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
But for my friends here who can see it, doesn't
it look like it's a corn on the cob shaped
space shuttle? Yes it does. Yeah, it looks like a
giant rocket ship because though the moon is right in
the background and the lights are on the base, so
it looks it's about to take off. Why does a
NASA start doing that fun shuttles?

Speaker 7 (35:22):
Good morning, spaceship maze this Houston.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Yeah, they could paint the shuttles in different.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Yes, that would be that bowling pin public relations.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yes, why giant boat. We do have some really dumb
NASA news this morning. Oh not make NASA fun again. Yeah,
we have a non story story that they're releasing today.
Where does it say where that water tower is? Rochester, Minnesota?

Speaker 7 (35:53):
Okay, all right, Rochester brother job ben Jack Beny. Yes,
this is regarding Tom's recent hospital visit. This is from Nick.
I recently had a colonoscopy and the anthesiologist giving me
the night night medication. I heard her announced to the

(36:13):
people in the O R Okay, he's out, and I replied,
excuse me, I'm still here. The jump scare I gave
all of them was worth the procedure. That's Charleston, West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, that's a different anesthetic though, right for Twilight, that's funny.
Verse said's the badass stuff? Man? Oh yeah, that's the
one that you come out of it and you're still talking.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
And you get yourself in trouble.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, you don't know, it's true.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Sum Yeah, you lose time, Ver said prop the fall.
Say what you want about Mike, but he got a
good night.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Sat Yeah, you know, I had the regular I don't
know what they used, but I was out out for
a while.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
And then it's the next few days.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
You've got that really sore back and neck from the
gas getting out or whatever it is.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
And that do you have that wine? You notice that
when you're you know that sound that you heard yesterday?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I experienced. It's it's interesting. I pulled into my garage,
I experienced what can only be described as an epic
episode of flatulence. I'm so profound in its aroma that
I opened all four doors of my car. Even you

(37:37):
couldn't stand.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
I don't know what that was.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
It it was a dog like you know those dog
farts that are just they make your eyes kind of
glaze over.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Let me ask you.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
That must have something to do with with the anesthesia.
Have you ever had gas in the car When you
pull your car in at night, go into the house
and you get in the next morning, the odor is
still there. Yes, particularly in the winter. Yeah, yeah, that's
why I opened the car doors.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I think I'm gonna have to have the car detailed.
I'm afraid there there may be a sheene on this sheet.
It was. It was rough.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Knowing you and the way you crop dust us. You're
gonna have to have your car dunked.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
And tomatoes, Oh, why does that work? I think the
skunk thing with tomato? Is it tomato? Is that what
it is? Certainly does it work with eight? Good question.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
That'd make a good V eight commercial. I could have
put the dog in V eight when you hit your hat,
I do to me too. You know what's good in
V eight is vodka?

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Yeah, make a great bloody man.

Speaker 7 (38:44):
Some ice in there and some V eight and Vodkan.
Then if you got more room, put more vodka ours.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, very very good. Nice. If you want to reach us,
it's a Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom dot com.
We always love hearing from you on whatever topic you'd
like to weigh in on, anytime, any day. We're here
for your dining and dancing pleasure. We are now checking
in with the sporting scene with Chick McGee, Washington Football
Club fan.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Yes for sixty years both man and boy nice. Now,
will you wear your jersey tonight?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:14):
So I almost wore today, but then I this is
the thought. Uh, well, I have an actual game jersey
from Jayden. I forgot I had that, but it's really, really,
really big, so I didn't. I didn't. It's got the
gathered up sleeves. And will you wear it this evening?
I might wear it this evening. I've got all the
jerseys lined pants. OK, I will tell you this, I

(39:35):
don't have any.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Did you hear what I said? What you say the
game day jersey? You're gonna wear it with no pants?

Speaker 7 (39:42):
Really? From from the Tom Griswold school.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Well you you don't give it to.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Something.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, you don't sit here for all these years and
not learn anyway.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
I will change a jersey if things aren't going, well,
oh you will, I'll go to an their number.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Do you door dash in the middle of the game,
or do you have everything planned in the head because
you don't want to get disturbed.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Whatever whatever hits me when it hits me. I don't
have a plan for door dash. I used to always
have a frozen pizza, but I've done away with that too.
Crust rises. Oh yeah. I started with red Baron, but
then the red Baron that they sent me made me
cry so oh my.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
The red Bear and mini pizzas actual guy and those
are excellent, are they really? Yes? The mini pizza, red Barons,
those are very good.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
How many of those?

Speaker 7 (40:33):
How many of those? Can you eat?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
It doesn't whatever they got eating more than ask Josh
how many. I'm not going to ask you. I'm not
going to insult Josh. I like I like to dance
around and let him do it to himself.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
One more Bob and Tom Show letter. Dear Bob and Tom,
I have never wrote you, but I'm a longtime listener.
I am currently listening to your shows on iHeartRadio and
up on this year's shows. Back at the end of April,
you guys mentioned that one man versus one hundred one
hundred men versus one gorilla. Remember this, nobody mentioned the rules, Okay,

(41:15):
like all the men must fight like the gorilla, nude,
no protection. I'm sure that would change the men's perspective
on what parts could be lost. Yeah, I could being
grabbed by the gorilla. Rip your junk off.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I think one hundred men could beat one gorilla. I
think they all nakedout that. You think this is the
future of entertainment. No, possibly, We'll go to theaters to
see live.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Events like that.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
And where is the AI presentation of one hundred men
versus the one gorilla. They haven't plugged that in and
we can watch the gorilla is going to do a
lot of damage of damage, sure, but you're going to
have a lot of trojan horses going in there and
you know, doing their best with the gorilla and wearing
them down. Sure, they're going to get their arms torn off,
but you know, anything for the cause. Yeah, you don't

(42:04):
want to be in the first wave of men, do
you know?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
No, you want to We want a tired gorilla.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
Boy, how did they pick that back in the day?
The first wave of men? Virgins virgins first, Yeah, virgins first.
I think it was just.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
The guys that voted for the wrong team. They get
to go in first. That's true. You know.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
Part of the best part about religion is keeping some
people out. Remember that. Coming up in sports.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
NFL news, we got the injury report more or less
coming out, we've got a WNBA score.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
Just one game. I'll give you a hint. Atlanta won,
and Kaylin de Boor, the head coach of Atlanta might
be if it were up to Crimson Tide fans, he'd
be looking for another job. And we'll check in with
Lamar Jackson about the shoving incident at the Bills game.

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(43:13):
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Speaker 8 (43:21):
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Speaker 1 (43:32):
Welcome back to the Bottle Help Top Show. Hi, you
are not helping. Sorry at the Silac Insurance snooze desk,
It's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin, Jeff Oske, Josh Arnold,
either Hayce Cosby.

Speaker 7 (43:46):
I'm Chick.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Hello Tom, Hello
Chick McGhee. Coming up, we have some fascinating things in
the world of news and a great world record I'm
very excited about. But first, you have a NFL news
San Francisco forty nine Ers quarterback Rock Party. Of course,
his mom's name is missing Party. Don't just do something.

(44:11):
Sit there, Sit there. Uh.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
He's a long shot to play against the Saints on
Sunday due to a toe injury.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
He stubbed his toe. Turf toe, man, that hurts, don't it.
I've heard turf to What is turf toe. You know,
subtimes you in the middle of the night you stub
your toe on a lego. How much does that hurt?

Speaker 11 (44:35):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (44:35):
I like that bit.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Anyway, you banging up against the turf and its jam Toyota,
Toyota what I'm brought to you by Toyota. I don't
know why, I said to coach Kyle Shanahan said yesterday
party couldn't practice after getting hurt in the season opening
win at Seattle if he can't play backup quarterback for
the forty nine ers, that's right, Mac Jones, and his

(44:59):
mom's name is Missus Jones.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
No, it's it's Methys Jones. Oh that's weird. This is
very odd that you.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Would going to my audience.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Here you go, louder. You coughed over the lisp. Nobody
coughed at all?

Speaker 5 (45:19):
What he coughed it all?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
What are you talking about? The louder? It is the clearer.
It is Toyota. You're hearing phantom call.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
Here's Toyota, kim Ree, move on, hey here.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Listen, here, here, here comes turn it up.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
It clearly says myth clere's abell missus Yep, he does
ever say ty Ota insaid, Toyota do that.

Speaker 12 (45:46):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (45:46):
Kansas City Chiefs are down playing emotional outbursts during their
season opening loss to the Chargers. Down there in Brazil
where it's spring weirdo weird?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (45:56):
Tight end Travis Kelcey missus or mister Taylor swift?

Speaker 11 (46:00):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (46:02):
He confronted right tackle Juan Taylor, who was penalized four times.
Linebacker Drew tranquill It's a linebacker in the NFL. H.
He had words for defensive tackle.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
They were gonna call him the tranquilizer, but it just
didn't really sound very threatening. You know what, watch out
for the Tranquilizer.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
The save you're worthy of. The fastest man alive got
injured by Travis Kelcey. The teammates, How does that happen?
He ran right into him. Oh point, what's going on there?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (46:36):
And TCU college Football, the Horned Frogs. Anybody aware of
this great program there Texas? It's in Texas, Texas Christian
University TCU. It'd be weird if it was in Mississippi
with a name like that.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Uh. Of course they were.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Very word.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
If they were Jewish, that would be odd. They're not.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
You won't you won't see Arthur Kofax quarterbacking texts question
anytime diverse faculty and concessions at football games? Right, they're
all delicious. You remember the Remember the horseshoe shaped pretzel
the Indianapolis Colts introduced this year? Oh yeah, the old
U double turn.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
That was another unfortunate visual, but a very tasty.

Speaker 7 (47:20):
Oh I bet it's delicious. I love soft pretzels. The
people at TCU saw b y U sell selling thousands
of sixteen inch long donuts called cougar tails. We got
and they're just as horrifying as you now.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
TCU's colors purple and white, so they're starting the purple
corn dog, and I believe so it looks like a
picture of that there is right.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Empathizing your thoughts. It looks like, yeah, you know, you
know when you eat thank you pat, when you eat
beets and everything comes out that bloody red. It looks
like if you ate too many blueberries and your your
fecal emission was The color of it is absolutely totally unappetized.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
Why is it shaped and textured so turdescently flies? It's
a hot dog and mozzarella cheese inside there, dipped in
batter fried in panco, dusted with powder and drizzled with
a sweet and spicy honey. And it sounds delicious, but
the visual, at least that particular one, looks very unappetized.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah, they just need a smattering of corn kernels. Yeah,
it doesn't look like anything, but there are some bean
sprouts at the bottom, because it looks kind of like
a like someone chopped off the hulks, penis or grimaces. Yeah,

(48:52):
it is really unappetized.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
It's hard to look at. Yeah. Yeah, there's got to
be something wrong with you. If you're reducing something like that, right,
or you're the healthiest, should consider that, that's true. Ravens
quarterback Lamar Jackson apologized to Bill's fans he shoved after
the fan made contact with both the DeAndre Hopkins and
Jackson as they celebrated hopkins third quarter touchdown Sunday night

(49:17):
against the Bills in Buffalo.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Lamar Lamar said, just ship next time.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Just you know, you can talk trash and stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Keep your hands to yourself, that's right, Lamar, don't forget.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
Keep your hands to yourself.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Don't give me no lads, and keep your hands yourself.

Speaker 13 (49:38):
Satellites great, it is yeah, kissy, I get a wedding
and apparently it's a cover, but yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
They own it. Yeah, yeah, that's the original band has
to go.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Oh no, that's yours, right shaw.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Does the original band get paid? They get paid though, right, yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
They get all the money. Oh remember Peter mister Frampton
at the baby I Love Your Way by you be
forty or whoever the hell it was.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Oh, that's right, he got a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
It saved his life and he was at a time
when he had good timing.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
Now, the first guy, I saw a close up video
of the players being shoved. The first guy laughs it off.
Oh yeah, yeah, he scored touchdown. He's in that glove okay, yeah,
yeah yeah, and he the second dude got a little
lamar openly said I absolutely forgot where I was and
someone shoved me. Yeah I was the guy.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Show him.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
The guy happened to be there. I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
No, they were in the end zone, jumping into the
end zone.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Grandstands are like, I don't know, a couple of feet
right away from the back of the end zone. It's
an old time stadium.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
To the ground. So it was the kid was right.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
There, he was easily excited. Nobody got hurt.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
No, but the kid was being a punk. Yeah he was,
and you know me normally take the side of the audience.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Is this the guy that's been banned for life from
all NFL games?

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Definitely?

Speaker 7 (51:03):
Okay, indefinitely.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Do they think they have a picture of this idiot
at every stadium? And in a minute, are you guys
kidding me? What?

Speaker 7 (51:14):
There's someone out there who knows where all of us
are all the time.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
There's no way they would. Yes, you were in a stadium.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
Wake up and smell the facial recognition.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I have an idea for you. What a lot of
stadiums now require. I guess, ladies and jints. If you
have a purse, it can only be of certain dimensions
or in some cases and then in some cases the
clear ones can be bigger, but not at all places.

(51:48):
There's no hard and fast rule. If you're going to
any place, call in advance. Has this is a question.
I don't know the answer to this. Have any of
the what are the high end purses?

Speaker 7 (51:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
And yes, oh so you can get like a high
end what is the name of a high.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
End well, like a Gucci bag?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Do they make or do any of them make clear.
They do low goed purses that are tiny, yes.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
And there are I think Dior makes one too, And
there are people that are taking old purses and tearing
them apart and making them into the clear bag so
that it looks like a Gucci bag with a Gucci strap.
But it's been you know, secondhand market.

Speaker 7 (52:27):
You can have a trim around it as long as
you can see right into the purse.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Oh yeah, that's a definite market for that.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
But they're getting a little bit fascist with some of
the what's it's got to fit within the lines here
and it's like a quarter inch over and you know, really,
maybe open it up. What's in there? A driver's license
and a credit card? We're gonna be okay, you're so
pro TSA and so anti this.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
No.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I just think that there's if they need, they need
some hard and fast rules. You go to these places
and it's completely arbitrary. I was just wondering if there
was at all.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Yeah, Guideline, I mean I can mark Jacobs Tory Birch, you.

Speaker 7 (53:07):
Mark Jacob's bag. I don't want to not get a
normal clear bag.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Ones that are secondhand, that are made like that I've
seen are really cool. Actually I didn't rose so.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
In other words, people are it's like modifying a car.
They're buying an old one and completely redoing it. Like
you saw the the cowboy boots that looked like they
were weave. We talk.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
You're going to a sporting event and you're worried about
the brand of your effing bag. You're a garbage person.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Wake up, you are.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
No, you're not, You're that's ridiculous. People don't have to
see that. I have money and I am ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah's because Josh isn't a standing bag.

Speaker 7 (53:51):
Miss sucker Tina twenty twenty five. Where's that the competition?

Speaker 10 (53:56):
Help?

Speaker 7 (53:58):
Who wanted her?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Clear socka? Tina five?

Speaker 7 (54:04):
Judge?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Do you think okay, the second hand bags that I've
seen like that that have been made or is one
thing like a hundred bucks that they've readone?

Speaker 7 (54:12):
No, I think that's actually kind of that actually requires
some crafting.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Yeah, it's really kind of.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I think that's kind of I would not buy.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
It's the brand new ones that I think are So
they're making brand new ones though, that are clear.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Absolutely, Yeah, yeah, that is a little much.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Okay, Well, here's a Versace one for four thousand, three
hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I was going to say, I saw a couple that
were in one thousands. Yeah, that's what I'm talking. It's clear.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
Ye, yes, I think the last time miss Pass, miss
pat was in here, she had a person was ten grand.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Wasn't it. It's two thousand, five hundred great with money.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I never would have guessed that her dog's house is
bigger than my house.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
I remember. And if you don't think they're listening, let's
do this experiment. You know what I'd like to purchase
at some point, maybe a croquet set from my backyard.
Wouldn't that be interesting?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Josh?

Speaker 7 (55:03):
Would you come over and play croquet? Yes? Tom, would
you be willing to come out and try my new
croquet set? Sure? Now, later on this morning we'll here,
we'll get emails about a croquet set. You're oh, is
it true you're going to want to buy a croquet set?
Well check these out you wait and see.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Okay, okay, well, thank you very much. Do you know
how to score and croquet?

Speaker 9 (55:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I do not know.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
I know how to send people though. Ah, you hit
your ball and put them right in the woods. You
enjoyed that time.

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Speaker 1 (58:04):
Correction. Okay, we were talking about can you play a
little bit of that Georgia Satellite song? Well, hell yeah,
that is not a cover song that was written by
Dan Baird of the Georgia Satellite You.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
Guys told me years ago that that was a cover song,
and this room where I learned. I should say that.

Speaker 12 (58:30):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Altered that app I'll bet you ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
I think Battleship Change cover. Oh there was there other
one again.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah, Dan Baird was in here and very interesting guy,
and he had left the Georgia Satellites. And you'll recall
he said he left the Georgia Satellites because they'd become
a Georgia Satellites cover band, which I thought was a
great line. But yeah, that's one of his tunes.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
Okay, So good to know. It just reminds me to
fact check everything I hear in here.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
You can't just blanketly say in this room this would
have been somebody else like Chick. I don't know you.

Speaker 12 (59:11):
I mean.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
The good of the show. I'll say I said it.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Battleship Chains was written by Terry Anderson, first recorded by
his band The.

Speaker 7 (59:20):
Woods, but I don't even know what that is. That's
their other Well that doesn't matter. Another problem with this room.
But we're talking about the first song. Remember this song,
I don't Oh, yes, I do, Yes, it's about to
kick in. Yeah, that's about all I can handle him.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I do like this one.

Speaker 7 (59:43):
Let it go for a second.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
It's got that breaking my rule, great guitar.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
Yeah, no, I love what's your rule?

Speaker 12 (59:51):
Ye ye?

Speaker 7 (59:52):
Yelling up?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Hey star? Really are you ready to rock? Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Jane, I know the original. I always get the play
it on Outlaw Country and stuff like that. Georgia's Satellites
and the Black Crows mixed up Hard Handles a cover
from the Black Yeah, that's a notice running right there,
you may be yeah, okay, And why were you playing
that again? Because Lamar Jackson said to keep your hands.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
To yourself and keep you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
That's a song.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
That's a classic guitar riff. Very nice, very nice. Okay,
So we've sort of sort of that. I just wanted
to get the correct information out there.

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
So remember Remedy by the Black Crows. That's a great
song remedy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
She talks to angels jealous again, No.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
Don't care for it twice it's hard, that's all great,
So they're great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Oh yeah. Elsewhere in sports, I'm deep in black crows.

Speaker 7 (01:00:52):
Okay, well, oh we have we.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Have a world record. Tom, you'll be excited. I love
this world.

Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
You're up here, we go, somebody start the clock here
in a minute, we're going to have a timer and
we're going to have a contestant. All right, here we go.
A free driver, a free divert Medifference has broken the
Guinness World Record for the longest time breath held voluntarily underwater.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Mail Wow, Vitamere Marrichic.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
I'm gonna say he reached seven somewhere in the sevenths,
submerged his face underwater, and floated in the same spot
for I'm going to go eight.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Oh, I can't play because I know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
It's impossible. Yeah, think impossible. Okay, thirty seven minutes, I
know the answer. Oh, okay, twenty nine minutes, three seconds. Yeah,
something's going on. There's something. He's breathing through his here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Yeah, he would be dead, Yeah, he'd be dead.

Speaker 11 (01:01:58):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Who's that guy?

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
Surprise this guy is in important movies. Who's that guy
in the corner, ladies, ladies, what is his name of
Vladimir Vito Mere, whatever his name is. Who's that guy
in the corner licking his eyebrows and breathing through? So
he's essentially doing what we used to call the dead
man's float. Yeah, that's always but almost almost half an
hour may how the hell is he the previous record

(01:02:21):
of twenty four minutes point three seconds, Like, if.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
You're the person in charge of watching him, how do
you know he's not dead and just floating there? Right?
They probably have well, the guy, the guy that came in,
guy that came in second. Yeah, I but this guy,
he's one of these guys that what's that movie where
they grab the weight and they go flying down.

Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
The Big blue or something? Ohe good men, very helpful.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Some of those people doesn't end well, we've seen that documentary.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I've seen that that cave, those
underwater caves.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Freak me?

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Are you guys talking about the documentary? Blub of course,
glob you blubber. Wouldn't that be the great first scene?
Or you just see a calm ocean and then blood.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
They're trying to murder this guy in a bathtub and
I'm melting in for ten minutes. Get a toaster, you
need a little extra.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Is it possible to breathe through your ears?

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Seriously?

Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
I know if this guy figured it out, he should
let us know that way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Isn't there a wait a minute that may you might
know this path? Isn't there a thing I want to
say in clarinet playing where they can the continuous no
circular breathing or something where you somehow can keep blowing out.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
That's exactly what it's called.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
It is, But isn't that using both your nose and
your mouth rather than your ears?

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
I mean, that can't be possible in this case? What
are you saying? You had a clarinet sticking out of
the water bringing through that exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
It was the best sooon. But thank you for clarification, Well,
thank you for the claric is misinformation brought to you
by Toyota.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
I understand Otis Redding did have him record Dan Bard.
I don't know whattunate.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
I wonder how the hell did lungs to get bigger?

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
I mean, this guy trained for nine months. You can
train your lungs.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
But by the way, Christy, this guy is super handsome.
Oh I bet, I bet, because I was kind of
expecting and sort of hoping he'd be, you know, just
this really.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Hideous looking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
But artist cheeks puffed out.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
I mean, he looks like he's on the cover of
g Q.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Really good.

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
Look at it. Video of this, You got to look
it up, Christy Vito mer v I t o M
I R. I wonder if he dies in that muff.
He's incredibly adept at connelings. Unbelieve I think we implied
that a R.

Speaker 12 (01:05:00):
They need to.

Speaker 13 (01:05:03):
Say.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Here's a little bit more information. Yeah, he was supported
by pool noodles, laying belly down in the tank, poodles
holding onto the side with his face submerged.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Has goggles on. He's in a full wet suit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
His support team had free diving judges around him, constantly
monitoring him to ensure his safety. Here, he was allowed
to take a breath every thirty seconds. Hey, good looking guy, Yeah,
very fit.

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
He says, if you like in shape, guys like that,
you girls like that? Yeah, you know, in shape, great
head of hair, handsome, gott I hate this.

Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
He's making my wet suit. Wet he said, I'm sorry,
there's something there. Chick, he said.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
After the twenty minute mark, everything became easier. What both,
that's what he said. I'm not you probably reached state
of euphoria.

Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
I wonder how this is shut down, and I think
Christie's onto something. It has to do with the ears
in some way.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I hold my breath. No, because his ears are covered
by his wetsuit. I do have a secret method. I
hold my breath till my dead grandmother comes to me
and say breathe now. And I see the light.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
But that even makes it more. If his ears are covered,
water's not getting in it, so he could use it
some way.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Maybe he's breathing out his backside. It could it be
ass breathing. Maybe people talk out of their ass all
the time. Not only that, Peve gigs, you're wondering why
none of us are scientists. Have you seen the guy
who plays a clarinet out of his ass?

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
That's the thing we need to put it when the
next time this guy tries this. We need to put
a kazoo on this guy's ass. And if we hear anything, it's,
you know something. I'm surprised we don't have an ask
kazoo player.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
This all of a sudden, his white trash, heaven. I
didn't know it was an above ground pool. What the
hell in the house in someone's living room. I think
there that's to monitor it for the guinness. And that's
a nice share that woman sitting in too. He says,
this is pretty interesting. The old record was thirteen minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
No, the old record in your story that you tip
twenty four minutes point three is Tom Cruise six. Yeah,
only submerged.

Speaker 9 (01:07:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
The first record was thirteen minutes and forty two seconds,
set in nineteen fifty nine.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
So it says, even after so long underwater, he doesn't
appear to be gasping for air when he comes back up.

Speaker 7 (01:07:43):
Yes, can we all there's some something to look at
this picture.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
I don't know what he's doing there. What do you
think that is?

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
He's like he's got his stomach abdomen completely sucked in. Yeah, yeah,
and he's holding his rib cage at the bottom. I'm
skeptical of I don't think that he's cheating anyway. I
think there's something that there must be some natural thing
that he's able to do. Yeah, I don't know what
it is though.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
It's a mind trick. He says something about relaxing the mind.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
All right, but the brain needs oxygen. That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Well I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
He said everything got worse physically, especially for my diaphragm
because of the contractions have taken the pill.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Yeah, you're an implant in the arms, your diaphragm.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
You know what they call a lady who uses a diaphragm?

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Mom, that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
Okay, Well let's get back to the sports page with
chick McGee. Oh that's it. Other than if you'd like
to hear some black crows.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Oh yeah, this is.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
Were diaphragms considered somewhat ineffective.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
I don't know they were.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I think a couple of kids, the little kids babies
were born holding onto one. Yeah, that cousin was Oh
did he come about diaphragm? Okay, well no.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
Have you ever seen a girl put a diaphragm in?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
Like it's like a circus of what do you call
those people that flip around and stuff acrobats?

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Yeah, it's unbelieva, it's quite Ah. Never had see you
squat down like a catcher?

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
Tom? You use is there a tool that you used?

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Your hands.

Speaker 7 (01:09:29):
Don't you use the McGee clamp?

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Well, you can make it, you know, you could make
it part of your foreplane. Put it in there with
your teeth.

Speaker 7 (01:09:36):
Oh okay, correct, I just I respect anyone. I mean,
as all women know, the birth control is one hundred responsibility. Okay,
it has been some day, one single man. Okay, No,
what's coming up? Christy Lee over there?

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
Coming up? We have an interesting cruise ship story. This
time a guy jumps off. He survived, Mattie, do you
want Yeah, he did it on purpose?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Okay, yeah, and I think that may have been a setup.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Oh well, the fact that there was a jet ski
right there to save him. Yeah, did he want to
be saved?

Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
And I don't know it, but there's a reason he
jumped off.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
The coming up to stage.

Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
Your own death. You can't have your getaway playing his
day with Yes, Come on, do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
We know what comic was playing that boat?

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
It was rahaps in the seas I could find out
that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Yeah, I think we can all say it in the
count of three if you want. Yeah, coming up this way,
that guy had a banjo. Coming up, Comedian Lee Kimberl
is going to be joining us. I'm excited about that.
We'll also talk with comedian Al Jackson coming up the
worst flavor of ice cream I think in history. We
got two cans in the news, the bird, We've got

(01:10:53):
cow news. We've got an interesting story about a pornographic uh.
The exposure to pornography and what that does to UH.
I think this is so obvious.

Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
It leads to healthy sexual relationship. No, it makes you,
makes your harney.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
And then here's something you don't want your brother or
anyone actually to do to you. It involves uh scissors, Yeah,
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I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
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Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News desk.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
It's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, There's Jeff Oske, Josh Arnold,
Chick Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello Tom. I think
I can stir up the debate a little bit more here.

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
Yeah, okay, and I've been told that Georgia Satellites also
did hippy hippie shake. Oh yeah, for cocktail obviously was
obviously a cover. I love this song.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Remember the original artist?

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
No, the Beatles covered.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
It, Philly and the Boys. I think it was the
swinging blue Jeans, right, Are you sure it wasn't the Occasions?

Speaker 7 (01:12:25):
Man that I thought that wasn't. Yeah, I didn't think
he was about to say four.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
That's identical. A little quicker, right.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Real quicker, okay, but still good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah, the swinging blue jeans start to start that swinging
blue watch and listen if you sounds like he's about
to cross real.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Bad right here.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
Yeah, hang on a second, Okay, come on, that is terrifying, terrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
As I jumped out, It's like a god would mistake.
He jumped saying, he's saying for good. It's just that
that far sound as they learn, says Christy Lee learned
with the Fuku bank. You gotta say fo not not
the fall or like in Christmas faula lah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
Yeah that f is very tough. Yeah. The swinging blue jeans,
how about that?

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
Do you remember?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Do you remember the occasions? Okay, a y shuns the occasions?

Speaker 7 (01:13:29):
Are they rock the boat? Who are they?

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
I'm a girl watching.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
Watching girls go back.

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
They're crazy asses.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
That's the that's the that's a non radio ed.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
You remember this when you would say, oh, that's the
import we have all this music, it's it's yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Well I got you remember the the Elton John the
England version. Yeah, that album eleven seventeen seventy. Here, yeah,
seventeen eleven seventy There, ladies and gentlemen, the occasions she's
so ragged in one great guitar, just one simple guitar.

(01:14:19):
I'm fan, God wress fans get inside because we now
does this smell like chlorophor you a mout of size fourteen.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
Girl? You're both sides fourteen?

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Is this word hippie still in use?

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
I hope so I still use again. I say dirty
hippie sometimes and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
I enjoy that. But what about because yuppie has pretty
much disappeared?

Speaker 7 (01:14:54):
Yeah, that was only for sure. While I don't think
yuppie ever really caught one eighties, it was out there.
Petty has it and uh married yuppy. That's only because
it rhymes with puppy and uppy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yeah, but you don't hear yuppie anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
But you don't hear Tom petty anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
No badly.

Speaker 7 (01:15:13):
Well, then no new music. I think we've heard enough.
Oh what, Josky angering America.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
There's a lot of music out there.

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
Let someone else have America, all right? I mean that
is kind of how life works.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
What I feel right right now, I feel like hearing,
even if that's scared me again.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Okay, well it's on your mind a lot more.

Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
Well, yeah, I'm a little cautious lately. Spot the old
folks home.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Now you get the get that guy that the old,
old old hippie they had hippie shakeses well, he now
has Parkinson's.

Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
He now has Parkinson's. Chuckle chuckle, chuck alcohol Lazy Gray.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
One of his closest friends. Next time I see it,
we'll talk about the hippiepp.

Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
Yes, well, as long as he's not an art director,
I think he should be. Okay, Jesus, his mouse gets
a little more action these days.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
He jokes about it more than that guy himself that
actually hires out to be one of those mice jigglers
for people they work from home. Thank you, sir, thank
you very much. Yeah, the mouse jiggler himself. Okay, are
we finished with our sports broadcast. One more thing, don't
forget that's smarts a little dead I dick very helpful.

(01:16:43):
Now we find speaking of hippies, do you ever stare
into one? Excuse me, Christy has her her hippie down
the barrel, hippie blouse on today.

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
Right down the barrel, Tom, you ever stare into one?
Right down the barrel? Of course?

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
A new research there.

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
Sometimes it goes off when you're just cleaning.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Have no control over that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
I did not mean.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Well, we're going to stay on this topic kind of.
New research suggests heterosexual men rate their partners less favorably
after watching porn.

Speaker 7 (01:17:20):
Interesting and sad.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
The study found men exposed to explicit content reported lower
levels of attraction, satisfaction, and intimacy with real life partners.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Yeah, that's how I feel after I watch Rachel Ray
make someone like, do you see this chicken picato?

Speaker 10 (01:17:41):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
And this is what.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Psychologists say. The findings highlight the unrealistic expectations that pornography
can create. They also note the effects maybe temporary, but
could strain your relationship over time.

Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
Yeah, because you see stuff that let me ask you this, yes,
should women now step up and start doing everything? That's important.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Josh, could you play that? Josh angers America?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Isn't it Josh? Female?

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
Isn't this now on the respect? Isn't this the responsibility
of all women to start performing like porn star?

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
Are crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Maybe I've got a thing for the campaign just say yes.
You ever notice that a movie you don't get a
lot of nose, you know, not doing that?

Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
Yeah, yeah, I have no.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
We can't.

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
We have tried fighting this for years. We can't, he
says all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
And the porn movie having a fourteen year old having
that conversation with him is it kind of can be
a tough one.

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
Yeah, I've had it with him. Yeah, Now, thankfully there
are controls. I think you need to specify.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
I was convinced context I was absolutely having it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
Sounds like you're dating a fourteen year old old Sun,
It's still I was convinced when I was a kid,
I heard about reproduction. I was convinced that youurine in
your nation had of course, I kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
Think I guess when guys did it. It all came
out at once.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
But I think the the thing is you see things
in these movies that are somewhat unrealistic. It also desensitizes
you in some way, much the same way Rachel Ray
when she makes what did you say, chicken baccato?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Yah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Yeah, yeah, come on, kick it up and chicken. Did
you see some some guy come in and sauce it
up with a twelve inch what's the thing called the squirts?

Speaker 14 (01:19:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Based? Thank you, Pat? That would have been That would
have been a much funny That would have been a
much funnier joke, much funnier joke. If I thought of
the word based, I was going to get at some
point much the way it would have been a lot
better if you'd said fourteen year old, I should have
under the context to it this entire break.

Speaker 7 (01:20:07):
Fourteen year old to having sex, go ahead. I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
Women must also be sort of disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
And about man.

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think even more so. It's the
whole landscape.

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
Yeah, I can't imagine that my twenties.

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
You didn't go for thirty five minutes, and then twenty
minutes later we didn't go again.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
What's your problem? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
Yeah? Or oh that's your size, Yeah, that's I've been
watching Lexington Steel videos all day and I have a
question of God. Josh Peter nor. I never went to a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
One of those porno theaters, like the one where.

Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
Pee Wee got caught.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Yeah, same, I never did it. They did they have
like popcorn? I've always wondered candy? Was it like a
regular movie theater?

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
I've always wondered that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Or would you.

Speaker 7 (01:20:56):
Let You're out of napkins again? The one that we
went to and I can't remember the one you sat
down in one You're out of nap beautiful?

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
These are all fair questions, I think. One guy, because
could I get my popcorn, insulted people.

Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
Who are from more or less my age and from Columbus, Ohio.
There were the Bexley and the World for the adult cinemas,
and they you would not know it was until you
got inside. They had all the concessions and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Really, yeah, well there was one. Was it strictly pornography
or did they just absolutely poor seven days a week,
seven days a week, twenty four hours for.

Speaker 7 (01:21:36):
People getting getting away with doing anything right? I wonder
if it was like if there was a sort of
a gentleman's unspoken agreement none of us are beaten off
in here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Can you imagine? I'm sorry, that's quite a gentleman's agreement.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Yeah, can you imagine if they had reclaiming seats back?

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
I mean, was it So you're suggesting that it was,
if you will, a spank bank situation, you'd go in
and get yourself loaded. And I've always assumed that it
was to go in and get yourself loaded. What did
you do in other words loading the bank with Oh okay,
I'm sure that people would right there activate the appropriate trement, and.

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
You know they must have, must have.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
So would you put your popcorn down?

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
I would hope so you don't want to get that
in your popcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
But as you said, consulted popcorn, I don't want to.
There's some friction issues in any event. So what this
this study is suggesting is that something we already knew. Yeah. Yeah,
it's pretty obvious that these movies are kind of the
desensitizing people and it's not going to be that way,
ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
No, we have a lot to get to coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
We have a non story out of NASA about Mars,
and we have the worst flavor of ice cream ever
coming up. We got cows, we got two, and we've
got something that happened on an airline once again. That's
rather unusual. How about that. We are in the Oreilioto
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Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
More of the show is on the way.

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
You can find us on x at Bob and Tom
or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silent Insurance News Dat. Hello, there's as I
Live and Breathe. Pat Godwin, Hey, how you doing all right?

Speaker 7 (01:23:31):
You should have a song to welcome a new comedian
into the guest studio.

Speaker 14 (01:23:35):
I have a lot of songs. That's a bad idea.
Welcome intro. Now, welcome comedian, new comedian. There's Josh Arnold.
He's crosby.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Your seat for.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
Jeff Osky, so you could go an the other room.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
What happens.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
I don't give up my seat for no one. Yeah,
he makes the decision. I makes decisions around.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
He don't give up his seat for nobody. That's except
his English sheet. Thank you, I'm chick.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Hello Tom. We have a special guy joining us in
the studio, Comedian Lee Kimbrel is here with us, and
Lee is on his way to the Commonwealth of Kentucky.
He'll be in beautiful Lexington a week from tonight at
Comedy off Broadway, The Athens of the West. Now, I've
never met Lee until just now. Is that a bowling shirt?

Speaker 15 (01:24:23):
It kind of does resemble a bowling shirt. And Chick
called him out as balloon It's more of an olive branch. Ironically,
I don't really know.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
And your wife bought that, didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
You nailed it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
No, this was purchased for me.

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
I think it's cool. Lee is rocking your look.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Tom.

Speaker 7 (01:24:43):
He's a shaved head guy, just the mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Part of the bald nation.

Speaker 7 (01:24:48):
No, no, no, Why would you say.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
I don't have a shaved head? Why would you say that? Well,
you're bald, but I don't have a shaved head. There's
a distinct differ, don't. I don't want to look like
I'm on chemo. Lee, don't take that.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
If you don't look that way, you don't look well.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:03):
Well.

Speaker 15 (01:25:03):
Josh is also rocking the bald look. I mean I
feel at home, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:25:07):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
It's nice.

Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
When did you start losing your hair young? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Yeah, twenty two, twenty three, gotcha? Yeah, get out of
the shower.

Speaker 15 (01:25:14):
You're doing everything right, washing your face, you know, and
your body and your balls with the same bar of
Irish spring.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
And then there you go.

Speaker 15 (01:25:21):
You're just faced with your mortality. It just starts falling
out immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Yeah, but I'm not going to give up the stuff
I have on the side. Well, you still got the
sideburns exactly, and they're really rocking. Yeah. It around the
back too.

Speaker 7 (01:25:35):
You have the mustache. I have the mustache.

Speaker 15 (01:25:37):
If I didn't have the mustache, then, you know, you
guys would think I was brave or something.

Speaker 9 (01:25:41):
So I.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Just had to break it up in there get a
little third eyebrow. No, you said that your wife bought
that shirt for you. Oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 15 (01:25:51):
I've got a regimen of like what two to three shirts,
and then I've got my one pair of blue jeans.
But any shirt that I get compliments on out in public,
it was definitely purchased by my lady. It's got a nice,
happy look to it, old school. Yeah yeah, I appreciate it, man.
And you get to show off the beef a little bit.
You know, it almost looks terry cloth it is. It's

(01:26:13):
very soft, breathable. Oh nice, not exactly a fall or
a winter shirt. But I will probably rock it because
I get compliments on it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
And that's all.

Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
It takes something freeing about a woman buying your clothes.
You just go, okay, I'll just wear whatever she thinks.
It's just one last thing. Yeah, it's just one last
thing to worry about.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
And yet still you'll do the thing where you put
it on and they'll give you the are you wearing that?
Not me, I'm just saying in general, that's what I've heard. O.
That's psychological warfare. Hard guest is comedian Lee Kimberl. And

(01:26:56):
now you said you're married. How long have you been married?

Speaker 15 (01:27:00):
We got married July seventh. Oh yeah, flew out to
Vegas and got it done. She was about five months
pregnant at the time.

Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
Oh sinners.

Speaker 15 (01:27:09):
Yeah, yeah, or as we call it in Kentucky, a
traditional marriage. We were engaged to be wed in October,
and you know, then had to go out and make
it official. You know, she didn't want to be thirty
eight weeks pregnant at our wedding.

Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
When is the when does the baby do?

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Eleven?

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
One?

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Eleven?

Speaker 15 (01:27:33):
She's thirty three weeks, which is really really win really
at any time at all.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
So yeah, I'll get off the road.

Speaker 15 (01:27:39):
My last weekend on the road last week is the
first weekend of October, and then I'm gonna lock it down.
If I was that the Des Moines funny bone in
her water broke, I would probably jump off of a cliff. Yeah, yeah,
knowing I'd be in trouble and also just what that
would be.

Speaker 7 (01:27:57):
Yeah, you know, yeah, although that is a good club.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
It's a great cloth inspired by the way love you
out there in the morn.

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
We're speaking with comedian Lee camberon. So have you taken
the lessons the what is it? The Lama Lama's Class.

Speaker 15 (01:28:16):
The Lama's Class, No baby lessons yet, just can you know,
canceled a lot of our parents, your friends who have
already become parents and kind of leaned on our mom
and dad. There's a lot of YouTube We went and
got the what to Expect when You're expecting, Oh yeah,
the Bible of which, just like anything else, they've now
you know, broken it up into what to expect when

(01:28:38):
you're expecting in the first year and the second year
and the third year. It's like when they could make
one movie and then they busted up into a whole
trilogy or something, so there's just more books to buy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Oh yeah, been reading that one a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
Do you have a boy or a girl coming?

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Do you know got a little girl? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:54):
Girl?

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
This is a yes or no question.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Do you have a name? Yes, sir. You don't have
to tell us what it is you want to know?
Why not?

Speaker 15 (01:29:05):
I mean I didn't, okay telling people we're gonna name
her Francesca and call her Frankie.

Speaker 7 (01:29:11):
Oh, that's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
For you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
My dog's named Frankie.

Speaker 15 (01:29:16):
Frank That's why when you tell people, they always go
either my dog, my cat, or I hate somebody named that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
You know, Francesca works man, And that's.

Speaker 7 (01:29:29):
Because that's the name of your ex girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Yeah, clearly, that's it, the girl who broke my heart. Initially,
of course, we're talking with comedian Lee Kimber. We're gonna
head over to the Silac Insurance news desk for a
few minutes. We'll get back to the action in a second.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
What do you got?

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
Christie Van Lewin ice Cream is teaming up with Carnival
Cruise Line to create Sunscream flavored ice cream. Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Do they know we're not eating sunscream you're supposed to.

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
The brand said. The flavor is designed as a cheeky
nod to summers signature scent and aims to combat what
Carnival calls the end of summer scaries. I've never heard
of the word scary.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
My sister in law right now is going through the
end of summer scaries, and it was the first time
i'd heard somebody I've.

Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
Never heard that term.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
Yeah, an adult says that she didn't so much say
scaries as you know what I'm I'm really fighting summer ending.
I get at the end I want.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
Yeah, a lot of people are.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
I mean you.

Speaker 7 (01:30:25):
Sure surely you've heard of Sunday scaries where you don't
want to go to work. On you it's that feeling
you get Sunday evening, You're like, oh man, a whole
new work week ahead of men.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
Gen z ers have that really bad. They talk about
it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Sunday any gudy week, you mean, big pussy gen Z.

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
I'm so sick of this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
There's a little bit of that. I was worried about
saying balls earlier. Ye, So SPF flavored ice cream, what
is that? Even so, I guess I assume it's based
on the smell. Must Yeah, of course, it's like Crew
X gravy. What the hell, why would you? Yeah, well,

(01:31:08):
we've got our new cherry chapstick ice cream. Its chapstick
would make more.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Sense than that's a mouth associated my cherry vasoline. I
love this, It's wonderful.

Speaker 7 (01:31:22):
You know, she has that cherry vasoline for her lips.
She won't put it on her.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
But that's, by the way, ironically, ironically, that is a cherry.
I've got to be a good name. Would be a
good name for a porn star, Cherry, But yes, she'd
have to change her name after the second movie.

Speaker 7 (01:31:46):
It's Cherry pop to the You know, there's sort of
like an there's sort of a rule apparently among female
porn stars that you don't jump to quickly. You want
to build like the anticipation of is she ever going
to do one of those scenes? And then they get
more money. It's capitalism. I mean, yeah, yeah, you you you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
Are concerned with the career arc of a porn star.

Speaker 12 (01:32:11):
You know that.

Speaker 7 (01:32:12):
I've talked to a handful of them. I had a
friend who was in the business, and so I would
have lunch with porn stars and stuff. I remember one did.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
You have to be careful about to order tacos? And
then say to the poor gal, oh, this reminds me
of you in your last movie.

Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
And so I would sit back and just hear them talk,
and I remember one of them goes man, what was
Oh London was her name?

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
And you had lunch with London Keys.

Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
No, and I'll tell you. I'll tell you why she
was supposed to be there. Oh you got another London
no No, but London couldn't make it. She texted halfway
through lunch saying that she had had a particularly and

(01:32:56):
was resting.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:32:58):
If she stood up for longer than eight seconds, she
would fall out, walk around with a pillow. I've lost
my train of funt. What are you talking about now? Yes,
she had she had worked really hard, said the day before,
and so was resting, which, hey, that makes sense. You
know you have lunch with Tom Brady after on a
Monday ice up?

Speaker 10 (01:33:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:33:20):
Yeah, yeah, it says there London Keys is thirty six
years old. That doesn't seem bright because I know who
she is and I haven't watched for decades. I agree
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Yeah, I don't know. If she's thirty six, I'm nineteen,
then we should not have been watching her videos. No,
definitely not.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
I'm in school of aging.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
It was exactly now and in any event, Where can
we get SPF flavored ice cream?

Speaker 12 (01:33:44):
Hoo?

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
You're on a carnival cruise?

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
Oh okay, oh I see now. Have you guys heard
of Van Lewin ice cream?

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:33:49):
Okay, yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
They're known for doing a lot of different flavors.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Yeah, they're they're they hooked, they hook up. They hooked
up with the off people last year. Yes, I tried that.
They're bucks Pray ice cream, same thing, just delightful. Oh wow, okay, no,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
We have more cruise news coming up. We'll go from
Carnival to Royal Caribbean.

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
My dad always said that I was cruising for a
bruising Yeah. Absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Yeah, you've have pat you've played the cruise ships, all
of them. Our guest a comedian Lee Kimberl. Have you
played the cruise ships? Haven't been out on the boat yet? Okay, Well,
when you hear what happened on this particular boat, I
think you'll find it rather interesting. Uh. The guy is alive,
but that's all. I'm going to leave it right there
right now.

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They very much.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
Chick McGee coming up, Americans having less sex and jumping
off a cruise ship. In the news from the O'Reilly
Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey,
welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (01:36:10):
Christy Lee at the Style of Acturance news desk, Pat Godwin, Hey,
there's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Did I just
say that I'm Chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Here's Tom.

Speaker 7 (01:36:22):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
We're joining the studio by comedian Lee Kimbrel. He is
going to be a comedy off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky, coming
up on Thursday, September eighteenth. Excellent. He joined us here
in the studio newly married, about to have the first
child on the way just down the road.

Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
Exciting really is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:36:42):
I mean she's seven weeks out. I've been confused by this.
I've lived my whole life thinking that her pregnancy was
nine months. It is every bit of ten months. It's
forty weeks. Yeah, forty divided by four, that's ten months.
I don't know why that that is out there. It's
fully just erroneous information.

Speaker 7 (01:37:05):
Have you ever changed a diaper? I have not.

Speaker 15 (01:37:08):
Oh wow, Yeah, got some videos. I did a lot
of pro bono babysitting when I was a kid. I
have a ton of little cousins. They just rattled off
a bunch of cousins like every year from ninety eight
to six. So I've got a bunch of like child
care experience. But you know, changing a diapers it's a
religious experience from what I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
Don't you get so good at some point you yeah,
you get it's become such so second nature you'll find
yourself with a hot dog in your mouth.

Speaker 15 (01:37:35):
And well that's what I found, because I do. I've
got a bit of a you know, gag reflex, easy chick.
But uh, you know I heard when it's your own,
you know you kind of you kind of deal with it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
It's okay, Yeah you do. Yeah, those changing stations they
have at various.

Speaker 12 (01:37:51):
Some I'm looking forward to it, man, I know I
want to try now and again, what's with kids, because
I've had to change plenty of diapers in my life
where they just want to kick like every fifth or
six diaper chain.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
They don't want anything to do with it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:07):
They had, Yeah, they just wanted to keep kicking and
not stop.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
They want that put back on you ever, are you
aware of the Is it a phenomenon where the kids
go absolutely stiff? Yes, I don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
But have you ever known anyone who's done the toilet
training where they just let the kids run around with
no diaper or underwear on?

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Oh? Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 15 (01:38:32):
Had a house break a baby, Yes exactly. I mean,
and then what take them to the toilet when they
got to go where you're just like, you know, plastic
bag toilet. Yeah, that's the trip.

Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
If I don't know, if I've got it in, yeah,
you'll you'll be learning Hall of the spraying them with
a spray bottle. I did not use that. Yeah, I
believe it. Now it's we're going to get back to
the news desk because we've got a couple quick stories.
We've been talking about this guy in the cruise ship.
What happened again?

Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
Yeah, it happened on a Royal Caribe Cruz. A passenger
jumped overboard in Puerto Rico to avoid paying more than
sixteen thousand dollars in a gambling debt that he acquired
on board. On board having on board job, Ja Gonzalez
Diaz jumped into the water when the Rhapsody of the
Seas disembarked at the port of San Juan. He was

(01:39:20):
brought to shore by someone who was passing by on
a jet ski. Further investigation revealed mister Gonzales Diaz owned
owned owed the crew line more than sixteen thousand dollars
in casino and gambling expenses. By the way, when authorities
asked him his full name, he told investigators, if you
guys were good at your job, you should know that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:41):
That's right. Yeah, that's early long name.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
He actually had like five aliases and he'd been wanted
for other charges and other places. And when they found him,
he was carrying fourteen thousand, six hundred dollars in cash,
two phones, and those five IDs. If he was sixteen
dollars an in debt, does that mean at one point
he was dead? I mean he did he He must
have really been gambling, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Do they let you take a marker? Take a marker
on a boat?

Speaker 7 (01:40:11):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Well, they've got your captive pretty much.

Speaker 7 (01:40:16):
Just's it's like a regular casino.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Really wow?

Speaker 7 (01:40:21):
Oh hmm?

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Okay, Well, and what about this passing jet ski? I mean,
come on, didn't you think radio ahead?

Speaker 7 (01:40:29):
And that's what I'm wanting. Did he call one of
his buddies and say, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
I'm gonna jump you guys got to come pick me up?

Speaker 7 (01:40:34):
How far is it to the water?

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
Depends on It depends on what deck you're on.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
And I was wondering how far.

Speaker 7 (01:40:40):
The passing jet ski? If you if you're in the
water and there's a cruise ship within eyesight, man, please
help me. I fell off of that cruise ship. They're
forced to stop to help you to Well, I'm just saying,
anybody on a jet ski might go, yeah, of course
I'll help.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
But did he ask to be helped? I was thinking
the other way. My brain went, God, don't pick me up.
I'm trying to get the hell away from this. I
don't want to pick me up. I don't don't take
me back to the cruise ship for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Well, now, you got a song about this for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:41:11):
On a warms timer night on a cruise out of
Porto Rico. I was at the casino, should have walked
to WI lost sixteen thousand, kept about fourteen k after
a port that two customs back in the USA.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
You got to know when to quit, oh, how to outwit,
know when to jump. They could look like you slipped.

Speaker 9 (01:41:42):
Get picked up on a jet ski floating in the
ocean with five fake IDs.

Speaker 7 (01:41:50):
Fourteen thousand and chips.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
You got to know what the fax is.

Speaker 7 (01:41:54):
You gotta pay your taxes.

Speaker 9 (01:41:57):
You may be a card shark, but you could be
eaten by one. Never jumped in the ocean.

Speaker 7 (01:42:03):
With a pocket fool of money.

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
You have to report that, Oh yeah, when.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
The cruise is done.

Speaker 12 (01:42:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
He also didn't want to report the money because he
would have to pay taxes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
But if he's I'm doing the math here, he's got
fourteen thousand in cash on him, he owes them sixteen Yeah,
who knows. But he jumping off the cruise ship. Was
it was it docked or was it they were it
was docked.

Speaker 5 (01:42:33):
Passengers were going off. He did not want to go
off the regular way. He jumped.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Do they let you off if you owe them sixteen thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
That's why, absolutely no, let them off.

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
Wait a minute, that's kidnapping. They can't keep you on
the boat, can they. They could talk to you, you'll
be arrested.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
What the hell? Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:42:52):
Oh, because he's still in international waters if he's on
the bull. I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
I didn't know the whole thing. I didn't know. They
gave you a credit on the boat.

Speaker 7 (01:43:06):
Okay, what else is happening?

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
Christy Well, Passengers on board not a cruise, but a
flight from Bali to Brisbane were forced to pee in
bottles and sinks. After all the toilets on the plane broke.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
The rear laboratory, what about number two?

Speaker 5 (01:43:21):
Of course you would go there. What do you mean,
it's a six hour flight? Could you not hold it?

Speaker 6 (01:43:27):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
The rear laboratory was already out of service when as
sometime during the six hour flight, the remaining two toilets
malfunctioned and could not be used. When passenger said for
the remaining three hours, the cabin crew informed us we
would need to relieve ourselves in bottles or on top

(01:43:50):
of whatever was already in the toilet. The passenger told
the site that a foul smell filled the air and
urine began seeping onto the floor. By the way, customers
will be credited for the flight.

Speaker 15 (01:44:03):
According to Virgin that if I had to pee in
a bottle, I got stuck in traffic on the way
up here last night and had to pee in a
water bottle myself.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Sure.

Speaker 15 (01:44:13):
Yeah, I've spent a lot of time on the road.
I've kind of perfected the craft.

Speaker 7 (01:44:17):
It's not easy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
No, So you're still you're you're still driving while you're
doing this typically Oh yeah, absolutely, But you were in
traffic so it was slow stop. I was, I was,
this was dead stop. But I've done it. I mean
I can do it on the How do you move?

Speaker 7 (01:44:30):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
I have to mean do you have to cuse control?
Do you have to press control? But upso that it's
not because with gravity, I mean on.

Speaker 15 (01:44:37):
Cruise control, right lane, wide mouth bottle. Well, I can
do it into a Caprice, son, I'm pretty good. I
can do into a juice box. That's a whole different
mark for them. Yeah, I'm surprised you got your wife pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
It still works.

Speaker 15 (01:44:55):
Wow, But right lane cruise control, check the mirrors, you know,
no school buses, no church vans.

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
Yeah, because that's that's absolutely true.

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
Not going down again.

Speaker 7 (01:45:03):
And don't just pull off on the side of the road.
You got to get there on time. Yeah, you don't
want to pee in front of a crowded laid law.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Wow, Well that would be a very rough flight if
everyone had to pee in the bump.

Speaker 7 (01:45:18):
Oh kidding. I mean normally we hear stories about how
they had to land somewhere, but in this case where
they over ocean, or.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
The one time, the one time the stewardess gave you
the whole can of diet coke. Yes, it's pretty hard
to beat indoor plumbing, you know. Yeah, yeah, it comes
in Handy Christy Lee is over there at the Silent
Insurance news desk. What else is happening?

Speaker 5 (01:45:40):
Well, I know how you hate gen Z ors, Tom,
but apparently bartenders across the country field the same way.
They're taking aim at the gen Z for their latest quirk,
refusing to start a bar tab. According to The New
York Times, gen Z apparently as a growing aversion to
opening bar tabs, with many twenty somethings preferring to close

(01:46:00):
out and pay after every drink, no matter how many
beverages they order times note several factors that may contribute
to the phenomenon. The generation not only consumes less alcohol
than older drinkers, but they may also be more accustomed
to one and done mobile transactions in their daily life
because they're using the tap thing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Well, plus the identity thefts, it seems perfect for that,
right just yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:46:25):
While paying for each drink may make sense for young patrons,
bartenders complain the behavior waste their time, especially if customers
are ordering elaborate drinks. One bar manager said, for each
moment that one of my guys is standing there bumbling
with their cell phone trying to unlock a code, it's
time that is missed out serving the next person. When
you're three deep on a Friday night.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
So I'll have the mocha peach blow fizz, you get
a beer.

Speaker 7 (01:46:53):
And it's been so long since I've had to stand
three deep at a bar, right right, yeah, I know
it's still was on.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
I just this boy and in the background boom boom boom,
dumb bass.

Speaker 7 (01:47:07):
Did you ever get a drink off of somebody's bar
tab and you didn't know that person? You just went, oh, yeah,
it's on their tab.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
No, did you do that, Josh, I had a scumbag moment,
of course put it on Smith.

Speaker 5 (01:47:21):
How many times if you left your credit card at the.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
Bar and had to go? Actually I always?

Speaker 7 (01:47:26):
I always if I forgot, the bartender always chased me down.

Speaker 5 (01:47:30):
Kind of really, yeah, oh you're lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
Do you have more regret if you have a bar
tab of one hundred and eighty bucks or if you
have ten eighteen dollars tabs? Right?

Speaker 7 (01:47:41):
I wonder if they're I mean they must be tipping
on each one.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
I hope.

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
I think probably another problem.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
I think the gist of it was the tips were smaller, okay,
with when they did one drink at It's interesting that
they have it examined right down to if I'm talking
to you, I'm sit out on serving somebody else to drink.

Speaker 7 (01:48:01):
Yeah, cutting down on what like forty five seconds or something,
you know, And okay, now we have time for one
more story.

Speaker 5 (01:48:10):
Christy firefighters in Virginia rescued at Tucan that got trapped
behind a dishwasher.

Speaker 7 (01:48:17):
Behind a dishwasher and Virginia.

Speaker 5 (01:48:19):
What Maria Stagliano said that her bird named Chester, initially
fell into a toilet while she was cleaning, so she
tried to rinse him off into the sink Chester when
Chester suddenly disappeared.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
Wait a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:48:32):
She soon realized he found a hole and slip behind
the dishwasher.

Speaker 7 (01:48:35):
All right, is she torturing this poor animal?

Speaker 5 (01:48:38):
So she tried to take the appliance apart. She ultimately
had to call the Arlington Fire Department to help. He
was reunited with his owners.

Speaker 7 (01:48:46):
Should sprinkle some.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
Fruit loops on the ground, Yeah, follow your nose. It
always knows the flavor of fruit. So the tucan went
from the toilet to the dishwasher.

Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
Apparently she was cleaning the toilet. The tucan must have
maybe been on her shoulders.

Speaker 7 (01:49:00):
She was I thought she was cleaning the bird.

Speaker 5 (01:49:04):
She wasn't cleaning, says while she was cleaning, So then
she tried to rinse him off later to sink in
the kitchen.

Speaker 7 (01:49:12):
Right, I've never thought of anything being else being another
pet being groomed, other than puppy dogs. I guess cats. Yeah,
but they licked themselves. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:49:20):
I didn't know birds had to be washed.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Sounds like a euphemism.

Speaker 7 (01:49:24):
Wash your bird.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
To wash your bird, scrubb can instead of calling a guy,
gego he's got a two can behind the dishwashers.

Speaker 7 (01:49:33):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
We don't know what you mean.

Speaker 7 (01:49:39):
This is, This is angrily close to it sounds like
a sex move. Okay, you need to watch it. I
don't know about that guy that he's got a two
can behind his dishwasher. Yeah, I've heard that one last
wedding for his mother.

Speaker 15 (01:49:55):
He could have fallen into the toilet while she was
trying to, you know, toilet train her two can.

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:50:00):
I already had a pool in the shotgun. Rick. Okay, well,
I already lost the sandal of Virginia Beach for the
rest of the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:50:13):
We have to.

Speaker 5 (01:50:15):
We're going to have our history lesson.

Speaker 7 (01:50:17):
I already had his hat on backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
We have also, we have a sex in the news
coming up, and the return of a scrow talks is
back in the news. Oh too, scrow talks. Uh, the
the the botox for the scrotal area, of course, But
right now, are you tired of a wrinkly scrolled up?
Apparently enough people are that it's in the news again.

(01:50:39):
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Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
There's Christy Lee. Hello, hot god with the check.

Speaker 7 (01:53:44):
Josh Arnold having in an Apple and it is it
is just fantastic, delicious. It's sad that you all don't
have this apple.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
Did you bring one for everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
No? What kind is it?

Speaker 7 (01:53:54):
Gala? I'm a gala man.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
I believe if you have an Apple list you go galla,
not gala h during the week It'll keep the doctor weekend.
I got a little gala on the weekends. Really, yeah,
i've known. We got a special guest buddy joining a
studio comedian league Kimbrel. So, what kind of jobs did

(01:54:16):
you have before you started doing comedy? Were you a
bus driver? A computer technician?

Speaker 15 (01:54:21):
Well, speaking of teaching, what you just brought up, I
was an educator. Yeah, I went to college for secondary
education at UK and moved up to Cincinnati, and yeah,
building sub for a while, and then yeah, it was
a tougher school. So some teacher had a mental breakdown
after winter break and I just stepped in for him,

(01:54:41):
started working full time for him.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
What age?

Speaker 15 (01:54:44):
First year, seventh grade, second year, ninth grade, tougher middle school,
early brutal. Yeah, used to be a teacher. That's when
I was rich. That gives you any idea of my
current financial comedy?

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:54:58):
Are you? Are you a computer savvy guy?

Speaker 15 (01:55:02):
Not in the least, almost illiterate when it comes to it. Yeah,
I'm actually really scared of the future, just because I
don't know, it seems to just be ramping up more
and more, and uh, I don't I barely know my
way around a laftome.

Speaker 7 (01:55:16):
You're not going to get the new iPhone tomorrow?

Speaker 15 (01:55:18):
No, my iPhone is in a case and it's still
managed to be horrendously cracked and shattered, and yeah, it's brutal.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
What do they come out?

Speaker 7 (01:55:27):
You have the story yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:55:27):
The new iPhone twelth or the nineteenth, I can now
you can pre order the twelfth.

Speaker 7 (01:55:31):
I believe. Are you're gonna get one?

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (01:55:35):
I'm not gonna let myself.

Speaker 5 (01:55:36):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:55:36):
I say that every year, and I go ahead and
get one.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (01:55:39):
Okay, I'm gonna practice. What do they call it? That's
not it?

Speaker 5 (01:55:44):
Yeah, I hit the stores on the nineteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:55:49):
Okay, Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (01:55:50):
Sure you know. But I'm the I'm the big guy.
I'm the pro max guy. I'm the biggest one. What's
the biggest one you got? I want to phone the
size of an iPad?

Speaker 5 (01:55:58):
You just carry around an iPad.

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
I've looked at that.

Speaker 7 (01:56:02):
It might be a way to go. They say it's
got a better camera.

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
Though, that's always if you say the new iPhone has
a better camera, one more EF and time.

Speaker 7 (01:56:11):
Sorry, you guys keep your old phones so you trade
them in trade trade. I just trade, mind, I just
traded in my last one. I have the sixteen.

Speaker 14 (01:56:20):
I have this.

Speaker 7 (01:56:21):
But I used to just keep them because I always
assumed why Yeah, I don't know, I suffer from this.
So I don't suffer. But I have this condition known
as a daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:56:31):
And she where's your uh, where's your old phone?

Speaker 7 (01:56:34):
Well that's great, Yeah, so I give you, Yeah, that's great,
give those I would I I this is a silly
reason to keep my old phones. I always thought there
might be a video idea where I need to throw
a phone into a creak or something, and so I
hang on to the bill rather than get the two
hundred bus right in staid it was potential props for
a vine that you know, you're always it's not that

(01:56:58):
you're going to be wanted by the law. You don't
want to detract you. Now, I'm not too worried about.

Speaker 5 (01:57:02):
That, Josh, I got a whole bag full of stuff
like that.

Speaker 7 (01:57:05):
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Christy Lee is at the Silent Insurance news desk. What's happening, doctor, say?

Speaker 5 (01:57:10):
More men are seeking out so called scrow talks procedures
really for more aesthetic looking Genitalia. Doctor Mike T, senior
doctor at all Why Street Skin Clinic, I Mike, just
call me. Mike T reported that ten years ago men
received skirtled botox injections for medical conditions, but now Anaitians

(01:57:33):
are coming in for injections to achieve a smooth or
less wrinkled appearance.

Speaker 11 (01:57:38):
Why.

Speaker 5 (01:57:39):
Doctor T warned that while bachulism toxin is generally safe,
it is important to receive treatment from a qualified medical professional.
Don't get it from the guy in the street corner
that's getting shots out of the trunk.

Speaker 7 (01:57:53):
For umm visual or is this for mouth? Feel?

Speaker 1 (01:57:59):
My god, that's interesting. But are you tired of looking
at your wrinkly scrot him?

Speaker 6 (01:58:08):
I know, I am.

Speaker 15 (01:58:11):
It's never been a deal breaker exactly for me. No
one's ever been like, you know, the I'm really into you,
but your scrolled him is just far too Yeah, those
are some long, wrinkly balls.

Speaker 7 (01:58:22):
This happened to me this morning, And I don't know
if he wants me to tell this story or not,
but it actually I'm going to anyway. I walk in,
Good morning, Tom, good morning. Check. My left testicle is
really a lot larger than my right. I don't know
what's happened? Yeah, it was operation.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
I guess. I had surgery Monday and as a result,
you know, I've got ping pong ball versus.

Speaker 7 (01:58:49):
I say, I'm a good friend. Is it's supposed to
be like that next week? Why don't you go have
it checked out?

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
And that?

Speaker 7 (01:59:00):
He follows it up with, I think it's full of blood? Oh,
oh my god, who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
What the hell's he doing?

Speaker 5 (01:59:06):
Why would your testicles be full your your hernia is
up by your belly.

Speaker 7 (01:59:10):
Well, they do something down I mean they can leave
you with a juggernut, Yeah, jugger nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:59:15):
Have you ever been in a street fight and gone
home a little bliary? I had a little drunken piss
and there's blood in your urine?

Speaker 12 (01:59:22):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:59:23):
What does that have to do with anything me either?

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
You said blood in your testicle.

Speaker 7 (01:59:28):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
It just swoollen. I'm fine, that's private information. I'll ever
talk to you again. And it's just a little swall.

Speaker 15 (01:59:38):
God, sound like a perfect candidate for scro dex. Yeah, honestly,
scrow talks, grow talks.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:59:45):
Yeah, I don't know what this is for. I mean,
if there's a medical condition, which I kind of wonder
what that is. Yeah, I would, but I'm sure it's something.
But boy, and the botox is that that?

Speaker 9 (01:59:55):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (01:59:56):
Tighten up the skin?

Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Is that what that does?

Speaker 8 (01:59:57):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:59:58):
Tight and it's it's injected, right, yeah, So well the
guy the doctor goes, You're going to feel a little prick,
and so were you? Doc?

Speaker 7 (02:00:08):
Is why I'm obsessed with Oh wow, oh thanks.

Speaker 2 (02:00:13):
There's also a.

Speaker 5 (02:00:14):
New report out there that says Americans are having less
sex than ever. The Institute for Family Studies found in
nineteen ninety more than half of adults reported weekly sex.
By twenty ten, the number dip below for fifty percent,
and in twenty twenty four fell under forty percent.

Speaker 7 (02:00:29):
Well, women are getting uglier. It's a weird thing is happening.

Speaker 1 (02:00:34):
They are really just saying a crazy thing. They are really.

Speaker 7 (02:00:38):
It's hard to make love too, They really are let
alone have sex with come on.

Speaker 5 (02:00:42):
Married couples still report more sex than singles, about forty
five percent compared to thirty five percent. All right, but
even they are down sharply from the late nineteen nineties
and early two thousands, when nearly sixty percent of married
adults are having sex at least once a week.

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
So the only thing dropping panties apparently wow adults is
that because of the distractions of contemporary society, it must
be oh you feel that, I mean, you got right
after this last episode of Battlestar.

Speaker 5 (02:01:14):
Yeah, and I'm not kidding, and then she's asleep, or oh,
I'm too tired, or I don't. Young adults are being
hit the hardest nearly one in four aged eighteen to
twenty nine, so they had no sex at all in
the past year, double this year from just over a
decade ago.

Speaker 1 (02:01:29):
We've talked about this, and it doesn't seem like sex
or driving cars is.

Speaker 7 (02:01:33):
Important to this general It's not nearly as important as
it used to be, is it? Because they're spending four
hours a day looking at Instagram? Kind four maybe even
there are some who say that they're getting such There's
no such thing. Don't be fooled by the term dopamine
addiction or anything, because because you can't. It's well anyway,

(02:01:55):
there are some that are saying that they're getting their
pleasure elsewhere their brain chemistry, you know, the releases of
serotonin and dopamine, all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:02:03):
Does it need to come from an orgasma, right right?

Speaker 1 (02:02:06):
Could it be that the people taking the survey are
so busy having sex they don't have time to take
the survey?

Speaker 5 (02:02:10):
I s I wish they were these I be nice,
but no, I would do your survey, but.

Speaker 15 (02:02:18):
Also getting crazy desensitized to it, just with the threat
with the phone and easy access to the to the
porno early on.

Speaker 7 (02:02:26):
Yeah, you wonder I think what you're getting out. I
think is there.

Speaker 1 (02:02:29):
As the amount goes down of people actually having relations,
is the self pleasure going up?

Speaker 13 (02:02:38):
You?

Speaker 7 (02:02:38):
Oh, it's got in a corresponding way.

Speaker 5 (02:02:41):
I'm an interesting study. It's got to be out there somewhere.
I'll do a deep diving.

Speaker 7 (02:02:46):
Okay, okay, but in general, what was the original number down?

Speaker 5 (02:02:50):
How much down from people having sex? It was fifty
once a week?

Speaker 6 (02:02:56):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (02:02:57):
Okay? Well, now coming up comedian Al Jackson. And if
I know l he's.

Speaker 1 (02:03:03):
He's not.

Speaker 7 (02:03:06):
Part of this, sir.

Speaker 1 (02:03:07):
He may not even have time to do this phone call.
He's so busy we're working it out.

Speaker 7 (02:03:12):
He's sort of a quantity over quality.

Speaker 1 (02:03:16):
I'm gonna say, have you seen her the old Al?

Speaker 4 (02:03:20):
Now?

Speaker 7 (02:03:23):
I was actually just making.

Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
We'll try to come back for that kind of once again.
We're in the Aureliota part Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 8 (02:03:33):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning.
The show is also out there for you on our
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Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (02:03:46):
Hi, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News desk. It's Christie Lee in her
hippie top blouse shirt. There's Pat Godwin. I don't know
why we didn't noticed this before. Pat and Tom are
wearing matching shirts exactly the same shade.

Speaker 1 (02:04:06):
Never his shirt rolling him the Bob Vila. Yeah, half
of the Canadian tuxedo, if you will. But that's not denim, right,
that's a no.

Speaker 7 (02:04:16):
No, not mine, just a blue shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:04:18):
I felt it.

Speaker 7 (02:04:18):
I was rubbing on your shirt. I was to rub
your nipples and it feels like a linen.

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (02:04:24):
Yeah. There's Josh Arnold as Cosby. I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (02:04:28):
Hello, Comedian Lee Kimberl's here with us and I think
we're going to hook up on the satellite with There
we go. He's the black cowboy hatted from Blazing Saddles.

Speaker 7 (02:04:38):
It's Cleveland little man. The sheriff is mirror. It's Al Jackson.

Speaker 1 (02:04:46):
You're on your own. How are you?

Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
Hey? Al?

Speaker 1 (02:04:49):
How are you I am?

Speaker 6 (02:04:52):
I'm good. I'm up and moving. I'm still pumped from yesterday.
I got a chance to steal your girl, Christy Lee,
and she appeared on my show Friends from Work yesterday.
So it's good to catch up with my girl. I
just I love talking to her and now I'm here
with you town.

Speaker 7 (02:05:09):
Are you wearing a bootineer? What's going on there with the.

Speaker 5 (02:05:15):
It's like application?

Speaker 1 (02:05:19):
Okay, I thought it was like, it looks like it's
a thing of flowers on your shirt.

Speaker 12 (02:05:23):
It is.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
I'm very uh, you know, it looks comfortable.

Speaker 7 (02:05:30):
It's kind of an odd fashion choice. I like it also.

Speaker 6 (02:05:34):
Astablished for you this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:05:35):
Oh you always do a little bit of peacocking, as
they say, and it's nicely.

Speaker 6 (02:05:42):
I can see that.

Speaker 7 (02:05:43):
Yeah, I'm that's that necessarily your motive. Peacocking is when
you wear a certain accessory or you wear a certain
outfit that kind of shows off to get attention. I'm
not saying that that's necessarily your motivation, but you always
have that. It sounds like it's exactly what you're saying, well,
you know, what I'm saying is you're you're not out,
you know, looking to impress a bunch of women to

(02:06:06):
take home.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
These days, it sounds like you say, he's trying to
impress a bunch of guys.

Speaker 7 (02:06:13):
You're a gay man.

Speaker 6 (02:06:16):
You know what's weird, it's Josh. The shirt that you
have on right now, Josh has on just kind of
he looks like the head librarian in a like a
middle tier prison. But it's just it's a it's a
black collar shirt with the two I bought that shirt
in three different colors. Like what you have on is

(02:06:37):
pretty much my day to day outfit. Kind of pick
like five things and I wear it over and over again.
And that shirt, I own it in like two or
three different colors, and I just what I do is
just tren get. If you want to talk about peacocking,
I'll usually get a fancy pair of shoes, and I'll
trick people because they'll pay attention to the shoes and
not realize I've been basically wearing the same thing around

(02:06:58):
them for four and.

Speaker 7 (02:06:59):
A half years now.

Speaker 1 (02:07:01):
Ali had an interesting news story stating that Americans are
having less sex than ever I believe it. The numbers,
they've gone down significantly, and I was I'm kind of
wondering if it's because of all the distractions of the
Internet and having your phone with you all the time.
That's really a computer attached to the world, and so

(02:07:23):
instead of actually having interpersonal relations, people are just staring
at their phones.

Speaker 6 (02:07:29):
Your thoughts, well, you saw that, you've seen the stats
that also like teen sex and teen pregnancy is like
at beyond record lows, like numbers they've never seen before.
That we need to get te numbers, honestly, Like, and
I think you and I should spearhead that. Me and

(02:07:50):
Josh going to talk to your school. What's going on, guys,
we're going.

Speaker 1 (02:07:55):
Strictly strictly a team. Yeah, by the way, it's for
the purposes.

Speaker 6 (02:07:59):
Absolutely, but I just think there's more to do. I
think it comes down to that. I mean, when you
talk about team pregnancy, a lot of that was you know,
kids that were bored. You know, their parents are at work,
They're curious about sex, they're curious about the world. My
kids aren't curious about anything. They kids know everything, and

(02:08:19):
so like the ID, you can find whatever you're really
into and insteadic killing time, sneaking your boyfriend through the window.
You know you're actually talking to somebody you want to
talk to, or you know, going on an excursion you
want to you're meeting up with your with your tribe
for lack of a better word. And I don't think
you know, I think sex a lot of times is
to pass the time. You know, when you live in

(02:08:42):
remote areas and there's just a couple of people out there,
they get after it. But when you're when you have
a community, you have something you want to do other
than like have a bunch of kids. Like That's why
I think people are like choosing in front of our
face to do anything but have sex and have kids.
I mean, and the numbers don't lie.

Speaker 1 (02:09:01):
I wonder if there's a corresponding thing between where they
have poor Wi Fi access and more sexy.

Speaker 6 (02:09:07):
I guarantee you there's something to that anywhere where there's
still that zero there's a bunch of kids.

Speaker 15 (02:09:13):
Yeah, this plight isn't hitting the Amish community. You gotta
figure there.

Speaker 2 (02:09:19):
Now.

Speaker 6 (02:09:19):
I will say this, Lee, one of my favorite shows
in my girlfriend and I watch it all the time,
is Breaking Amish so good.

Speaker 1 (02:09:28):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (02:09:30):
They are honest and like they're it's weird to watch
this experiment where they're like adult human beings that can function,
but they they're almost like like a car that hasn't
had any like upgrades, like just a factory model. So
like when they go to these places, they not jaded
with like experiences. They just have no idea. So to

(02:09:51):
see them in New York is like really a weird, interesting,
uh kind of social experiment. So I like the Amish
and that's the thing that their whole thing is just
like hook up with a woman so you can have
eight kids so they can help you in the yard.
It's they it's about business.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
Wow, taking care of the family farm.

Speaker 6 (02:10:09):
That's why they don't want the girls to leave, because
if the girls leave, that's less kids. That's why they're like, hey,
you're abandoned. That's why like if you leave the Amish
like you're dead to them, Like they're like we need you. Hey,
somebody's got to get that out of that you know
that ox to pull that thing, and if you leave,
you're kind of leaving us. So I don't know, it's interesting. Again,
it's about business, so people have found other business rather than.

Speaker 5 (02:10:31):
Sex on that show, how many people break away? Do
a lot of people go back?

Speaker 6 (02:10:36):
It seems like I would say, of every like ten
that leave, three go back, maybe four, But the majority
kind of stay out there. But then they're just vulnerable Christy,
you know, because just imagine if you went to New
York City and you had no idea what a scam was.
You're like, this guy said he's gonna make me a model,

(02:10:58):
right in front of the greyhounds, you know, and so
they just like it's it's sad to see them, But
you know, I do think that they show that human
beings want to, like not just do the same thing
every day, and they want to get out there and
try even though it doesn't always work.

Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
Now, the business of this show is educating me into
the world of language. You got a word for me today,
yl Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:11:22):
Tom, I do? I do have a word for you,
And Tom, it's a word that you've heard before, but
it's probably in a different context. So, Tom, what's a
glazier or to glaze.

Speaker 7 (02:11:36):
A glazier?

Speaker 1 (02:11:39):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (02:11:41):
I mean it used to be somebody who worked at
a donut shop.

Speaker 6 (02:11:44):
Yeah, that's your favorite person.

Speaker 7 (02:11:46):
Yeah, I am overweight.

Speaker 6 (02:11:50):
I love I just love the smell of walking into
a donut shop. Tom, let's not get off track. Okay, Sorry,
I'm a glazier. Something who just adds sweetness to every
situation they're in.

Speaker 5 (02:12:04):
Is the somebody that sugarcoats something bad like?

Speaker 9 (02:12:08):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:12:09):
Those are great guesses, Those are wholesome guesses.

Speaker 7 (02:12:13):
Is it is one of the guys in a Bukock video?

Speaker 6 (02:12:17):
No, you know what, Josh, take what you think the
man take Christy Lee's nice answer and kind of mix
them together.

Speaker 1 (02:12:25):
Gross.

Speaker 6 (02:12:25):
Does that sound?

Speaker 7 (02:12:27):
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 2 (02:12:30):
Is it a for a guy?

Speaker 1 (02:12:34):
It is? This? Would this be said by a woman
to a man in a heterosexual situation?

Speaker 6 (02:12:41):
It is uni sex.

Speaker 1 (02:12:43):
It can be.

Speaker 6 (02:12:44):
It can be said on both sides, and it would
make the same make the same sense.

Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
Is it someone who's reporting that they had a satisfying
sexual experience when they in fact did not.

Speaker 6 (02:12:55):
No, that's a that's a good guess. Any other guesses.

Speaker 1 (02:13:00):
Somebody really shovels the ball or something like that.

Speaker 7 (02:13:03):
Yeah, don't don't worry about that.

Speaker 6 (02:13:07):
I'm gonna go with uh with chick because it's really
it's just somebody that is kind of like they take
up every opportunity to glaze We'll just say it's the
glaze from a donut, or it could be other things. Uh,
you know, somebody else's ego, and even if they don't

(02:13:27):
deserve it, so they're just like, you know, if if
everything you know, Christy Lee, did you know good batdter
and different? I was like, did you guys see what Christy?
Did you hear what she said during the seven o'clock
hour to day? I mean just really fa Everybody's be like,
al's a little bit of a glazer.

Speaker 1 (02:13:42):
There's suck up. Yeah, it's absolute. You know other words,
you're constantly praising someone.

Speaker 6 (02:13:50):
Yeah, constantly, even if it's kind of not deserved or
you're going out of your way to do it, like
because being a glazer. You know, we could be talking
about donuts, but we probably aren't. And you know it's
just like while you're really like just taking whatever this
person does and really spreading.

Speaker 2 (02:14:05):
It all over.

Speaker 7 (02:14:06):
Wasn't John Madden can? He was always accused of being
a glazer for Brett Farv.

Speaker 6 (02:14:11):
Brett Farv. You know when you watch that documentary of
when you watch the one of John Madden or Brett Favre,
it's the voiceover is John Madden like this guy. I mean,
he just I can't Frank Kelly into it, but it's
just like he really, look, we are all human beings,
we are biased. And he loved that man. He loved

(02:14:33):
that dude, and so like everything that he did, he
was just like that was that throw just threaded. I
mean you can't, you can't do it. Anybody that's a blazer.

Speaker 15 (02:14:42):
Well, the modern equivalent would be like a Chris collins
Worth constantly glazing. Patrick mahomesh Patrick Mahomes is perhaps the
most glazed man in the NFL.

Speaker 6 (02:14:52):
I would think there is collins word. I just think
that you know, you can if they put in of
us on Monday or Sunday night football for one game,
you know, you couldn't tell who our allegiances were to.
But we've been listening to these guys for hours and
hours for years now, and we all have biases. And

(02:15:12):
after a while you can just see like some players,
some guy could run for like one hundred and fifty
yards and three touchdowns and they're like, well, they've been
feeding them a lot, you know, they don't give him anything.
And then other guys, you know, two picks, but then
they throwing a touchdown. They're like, you knew he was
going to figure out at some point. I mean, this guy,
he's just the best. It's we're biased and it comes

(02:15:33):
out and it's kind of, you know, I don't really
know if I have a problem with that. I don't
mind that when this isn't Ai bro. I kind of
like the human beings. We have our our tails and
our little tics. It's the only thing that makes us interesting.

Speaker 7 (02:15:45):
Okay, Well, thank you, Al Jackson. We're gonna was sign off.

Speaker 6 (02:15:48):
Well, oh Tom, really quickly. If you're in the Seattle area,
come check me out. I them at Bainbridge. I've met
the Bainbridge Theater tonight and I am in renting tomorrow
and i'll be in and Aarburt Michigan next weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
All right, thank you very much, Al l. We'll have
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O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 7 (02:17:14):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bob and Tom Show. The Silac Insurance News
Center as Christy Lee, Oh I like that. Yeah, oh
Big Tom News Center. There's Pat Gotland, Josh Arnold, are there,
Ace Cosby, I'm chick Wigee.

Speaker 1 (02:17:32):
Hello Tom.

Speaker 7 (02:17:33):
We've got a guest comedian Lee Kimberl hanging out with us.

Speaker 1 (02:17:37):
Lee's going to be at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky,
coming up Thursday, September eighteenth, joined us in the studio and.

Speaker 7 (02:17:47):
I just I was in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (02:17:48):
I walked in. Your mother dated, you were saying dated.
The famous actor Jim.

Speaker 15 (02:17:54):
Varney, Kentucky legend born and raised in Lexington, Kentucky.

Speaker 7 (02:17:58):
Terrific actor. Yeah, sadly gone.

Speaker 15 (02:18:01):
Yes, terrific actor who kind of got type cast and
from what I understand about him, kind of a tortured soul.

Speaker 1 (02:18:07):
But hey, man, you get that bag, you gotta you
gotta run with it. The Earnest Money was probably a little.

Speaker 7 (02:18:13):
Famous for being but also a toy story.

Speaker 1 (02:18:16):
Yes, Slinky Dog.

Speaker 15 (02:18:17):
A lot of people don't realize that about Slinky Dog,
that that was Jim Varney man.

Speaker 7 (02:18:21):
But yeah, they dated in high school back.

Speaker 2 (02:18:22):
In the day.

Speaker 15 (02:18:23):
They might ended up getting married if he always didn't
have to run off and save Christmas or go to
camp or whatever he was doing.

Speaker 2 (02:18:32):
Yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 7 (02:18:36):
Was not something Ernest.

Speaker 15 (02:18:37):
Did they still hold up man the Earnest movies. I
watched Ernest Scared Stupid every Halloween. It's good don't watch
Ernest Bangsley's Mom in high school. It's the worst one.

Speaker 1 (02:18:52):
It doesn't hold up.

Speaker 7 (02:18:54):
Argue it does, but I mean I watched it. It's
just it that's got to be hard to watch.

Speaker 1 (02:19:02):
Christie Leeves over there at the Silent Insurance news desk,
what's happening?

Speaker 5 (02:19:04):
Well, speaking of a Kentucky and a man he's in
custody after he allegedly broke into his brother's home and
stabbed him in the testicles.

Speaker 7 (02:19:12):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (02:19:14):
Criminal complaint authorities alleged that the suspect entered his brother's
house in the middle of the night without permission. When
his brother woke up, the man reportedly stabbed him in
the testicles with scissors.

Speaker 7 (02:19:26):
And we've sort of speculated maybe an affair or something,
because if you go after the sexual organs.

Speaker 10 (02:19:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:19:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:19:34):
A struggle ensued, with the suspect putting his brother in
a choke hold before he managed to escape. The suspect
was arrested on charges of burglary, strangulation, and assault. Yeah,
he's sleeping with somebody's wife, is what I'm thinking.

Speaker 7 (02:19:46):
Guy should have had a rock at the bedside. I'm sorry,
he should have had a rock at the bedside. Yeah,
you know, isn't it? Is it rock paper scissors?

Speaker 2 (02:19:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:19:56):
Yesssscrow h one. I thought you didn't know what the
hell you were doing. Totally redeem your scissors. Scissors Wait
a minute, yeah, scissors beating nuts. Yeah. Fact, that's going
to be an awkward Thanksgiving. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:20:12):
I remember that time five years ago you tried to
cut my balls off.

Speaker 1 (02:20:17):
It was horrible.

Speaker 7 (02:20:19):
You know there's a fourth there's a there's a fourth
one rock paper scissors, and there's vulcan death grip or
something I guess they use. Yeah, there's uh, I bet
it's a it's a big Bang theory thing. Yeah. I'm
surprised to even talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:20:32):
As with anything with a big Bank theory. Yeah, so hilarious.
Lizard Spock. Yeah, boy, you ever.

Speaker 15 (02:20:39):
Seen you ever seen one of those big bank theory
videos where they take the laugh track out of it?

Speaker 7 (02:20:45):
I love stuff like that. They look insane. It is
unbelievable because they're just standing there staring at each other
after they speak, after.

Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
They saying something that's not funny, it's crazy.

Speaker 7 (02:20:55):
There's just a long pause. Yeah. Have you ever seen
people will take a videos of their couple of dogs
playing and it looks terrifying. Yes, their jaws are open.
And there's also something called Garfield minus Garfield or Garfield
without Garfield. Oh yeah, and they took Garfield out of
all the panels. So it just it's just Jim or

(02:21:16):
a John John and he it's the saga of a
man slowly losing break.

Speaker 5 (02:21:25):
Wonderful new findings by NASA's Mars Rover perseverance may hold
potential signs of ancient is microscopic life.

Speaker 8 (02:21:36):
Is this real?

Speaker 7 (02:21:36):
I saw this line, this is the biggest nothing story.
I thought it wouldn't be true. Well, of course it's
a great, it's amazing story.

Speaker 5 (02:21:44):
It's from the Associated Press and we.

Speaker 1 (02:21:46):
Take it up ancient life on Mars.

Speaker 7 (02:21:48):
Come on, why is this nothing? Tom?

Speaker 1 (02:21:51):
Because it's I've heard them the scigent is describing it.
It could be. It looks kind of like some you know,
Amoeba rover.

Speaker 5 (02:22:01):
Uncovered rocks and a dry river channel that could have
been a spot for hosting life billions of years ago.
It's incredible, along with organic corn.

Speaker 1 (02:22:10):
Stupid?

Speaker 5 (02:22:11):
What could I get this out?

Speaker 1 (02:22:13):
What do you want?

Speaker 7 (02:22:15):
We wish you would?

Speaker 1 (02:22:15):
I want a guy with arms that's green housing development. Yeah,
two story.

Speaker 5 (02:22:22):
May structure me along with organic carbon, a building block
of life. Researchers found tiny specks that were enriched with
iron phosphate and iron sulfi.

Speaker 1 (02:22:32):
So we have enough iron phosphate and iron sulfite on
Earth right now.

Speaker 7 (02:22:35):
Nearly enough started excavating up there.

Speaker 5 (02:22:37):
These chemical compounds are the byproducts when micro organisms chomp
down on organic matters.

Speaker 1 (02:22:46):
This is the biggest discovery. What's gonna happen. We're gonna
have to colonize Mars. You wait and see. That may
take like two years to get there.

Speaker 7 (02:22:52):
I'm fascinated just by the phrase dry river bed. That
means there's water flowing right.

Speaker 1 (02:22:58):
So there was a lot of people of all the
you you don't think this is amazing and fascinating.

Speaker 9 (02:23:06):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (02:23:07):
You don't what to send doctor David Wolf up there?

Speaker 2 (02:23:13):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:23:13):
There's nothing there?

Speaker 7 (02:23:14):
Yeah, there's everything there.

Speaker 1 (02:23:16):
Like spending a billion dollars to go to the middle
of a desert.

Speaker 7 (02:23:19):
Yes, yeh vegas Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:23:25):
He if the Bugsy siege war alive, we have a
big casino on Mars. You wanted Marvin the Marshall walk in,
I dont want anything. A lizard space module. This is
this is this is this looks like a seaman stain
or something, and that would be you would know.

Speaker 5 (02:23:42):
Well, how about Star Trek that's in the news. It's
going all out for the sixtieth anniversary, the sixtieth sixtieth,
with lego sets and a YouTube show.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 7 (02:23:53):
She said? Six sixteen D I can't even pronounce.

Speaker 5 (02:23:55):
It in for franchise announce the first wave of fan
centric soe librationis on September.

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
Eighth, did you say?

Speaker 7 (02:24:02):
Announcer did not.

Speaker 5 (02:24:02):
I'm going to just kick the ball.

Speaker 7 (02:24:05):
Take a scissors. I got some scissors over if you
want to.

Speaker 1 (02:24:09):
All right, Oh my god, we're sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:24:13):
Back off.

Speaker 7 (02:24:14):
You don't need to CUTCO for my big boat.

Speaker 9 (02:24:16):
You know.

Speaker 7 (02:24:18):
You got cut CO money over the Oh, I will.

Speaker 5 (02:24:23):
Sixty years eight Star Trek Day, the year long celebration
will kick off this coming New Year's Day with a
float in the Rose Parade in California.

Speaker 7 (02:24:31):
So, who's left Shatner?

Speaker 5 (02:24:32):
That's it right, And the franchise announced Star Trek.

Speaker 1 (02:24:36):
Scout these days it's some help me up, Scotty. Well,
he could have.

Speaker 7 (02:24:43):
Gone, I fall and I can't get up, Scottie. We'll see.
It was beat me up, Scotty.

Speaker 1 (02:24:49):
You see the joke, there would be the original phrase.
You can just throw it random commercials if you like,
you can say, haven't your way, Scotty?

Speaker 6 (02:24:59):
I'm don't tell you, Scott.

Speaker 1 (02:25:01):
Where's the kaboo?

Speaker 4 (02:25:03):
There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.

Speaker 5 (02:25:07):
I did watch Star Trek a bit. I mean, I
wasn't a fanatic.

Speaker 7 (02:25:10):
What do you do with people who insist on calling
it Star Trek?

Speaker 1 (02:25:13):
What do you do Star Treks? I've heard, you've heard that.
You haven't heard that.

Speaker 7 (02:25:17):
How old is mister Shattner?

Speaker 15 (02:25:18):
Now?

Speaker 7 (02:25:19):
Yeah, he's ninety something? You guys in oil painting?

Speaker 1 (02:25:21):
What's going on? We just come to my world?

Speaker 5 (02:25:26):
Franchise announced Star Trek Scout, a new original animated YouTube
first series which has already begun, and Lego joy sets.
We're teased by the brand, though no release date was given.
I predict near Christmas. By the way, a Star Trek
Cruise will set sail in late February and a new series.

Speaker 7 (02:25:47):
Okay, what kind of you can you imagine?

Speaker 1 (02:25:52):
The pickup lines? Is that a phaser in your podcat?
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (02:26:00):
Is that a phaser in your pocket?

Speaker 2 (02:26:01):
Or you're glad to see a.

Speaker 7 (02:26:03):
Lot of adult water wings.

Speaker 5 (02:26:05):
Oh he's here, an adult Star Trek comedian.

Speaker 1 (02:26:10):
Yeah, on board mad Winehold is a terrific Yeah, that's
a great example. Yeah, he's a war of Sunshine Hill.
He's got a he's got a great Star Trek hunk.

Speaker 7 (02:26:22):
Very very funny.

Speaker 5 (02:26:23):
There's also a new series Star Trek Starfleet Academy that
will launch early next year.

Speaker 7 (02:26:28):
I'm here mount, I'll watch a gim isn't it he
plays a klingon I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:26:31):
In Seriously, we got Shatner, George Takai, San Francisco. I
was born and uh, Walter Kaney. Do you remember what
Chekhov's first name was on Star Trek.

Speaker 5 (02:26:41):
Chekhov's first name was Dan Checkoff, so confident.

Speaker 1 (02:26:48):
It was Dan. It was.

Speaker 3 (02:26:53):
Dan.

Speaker 7 (02:26:55):
I don't consider myself a Treky, but maybe I am.
I've watched all the original series, every episode. I I
just I finished Star Trek Next Generation and I just
finished Star Trek.

Speaker 1 (02:27:07):
But I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:27:08):
You don't have a shirt, do you know?

Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
Plainly a girlfriend on a cruise. When that first movie
came out, I lost my mind.

Speaker 7 (02:27:17):
I was there. They unveiled the ship and it was like,
oh my God.

Speaker 5 (02:27:21):
Didn't we go to that movie Ace? We went to
a Star Trek movie. I thought, Yeah, that was the
only one I ever saw. But I did watch the
TV show when I was a kid. It was fun.

Speaker 7 (02:27:31):
Yeah, yeah, I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (02:27:32):
Something good stories and they made them noise with their
mouth right before the door opened.

Speaker 7 (02:27:38):
Janner does in the airplane too, he opens the door up.

Speaker 5 (02:27:45):
Scotti Oscar winning director.

Speaker 1 (02:27:49):
Is set to produce I'm sorry, He's amazing.

Speaker 9 (02:27:57):
You know one st.

Speaker 7 (02:28:02):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (02:28:06):
His son.

Speaker 5 (02:28:08):
He's going to produce a musical about the Fire Festival
and its creator, Billy McFarland. According to Deadline, the musical
comedy about the ill fated music fest will feature sky
Fall writer Paul Epworth composing the score.

Speaker 7 (02:28:23):
So the songs will suck.

Speaker 1 (02:28:26):
Yeah, fire.

Speaker 7 (02:28:31):
Who wants to see this?

Speaker 11 (02:28:32):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (02:28:33):
I didn't? Someone just pay hundreds of thousand dollars for
the rights to the.

Speaker 7 (02:28:38):
Name me thir for a bottled water?

Speaker 5 (02:28:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:28:43):
The Broadway show and the concession stand wal have no water,
no food. Did you ever see the documentary about Firefish?

Speaker 2 (02:28:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:28:54):
I watched both of them.

Speaker 1 (02:28:55):
They were very good.

Speaker 7 (02:28:56):
It's amazing what happened and what they got away with.
One guy had to go down on another to get water.
Remember that, that's exactly That's what he said, an astounding confession.
And he really wasn't that upset until he started to
think about it. And then they brought him back and
he goes, I like to retract what.

Speaker 1 (02:29:13):
But it was, it was done. You filthy.

Speaker 5 (02:29:18):
I don't know what you would do in that situation.

Speaker 1 (02:29:20):
I know I wouldn't do.

Speaker 7 (02:29:24):
If you're really don't know, if you think about it,
it's just like putting a finger in your mouth. No,
he didn't need the He wasn't thirsty for the water.
This was the water. It was the guy with the
forklift that he had.

Speaker 11 (02:29:36):
To u.

Speaker 7 (02:29:39):
So maybe it maybe it will be a pretty good music.
But the guy with the forklift was sweaty and gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (02:29:45):
You know it's this guy.

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Speaker 1 (02:31:44):
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Speaker 7 (02:31:47):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:31:48):
There, there's Ace Cosby. Hey.

Speaker 7 (02:31:49):
There's Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.
There's Pac Godwain. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the
O'Reilly all the Parts studios. Tom, are you two down?

Speaker 3 (02:32:03):
Lord?

Speaker 1 (02:32:03):
You're down to talk? Or because this music? Yeah? You
got the blues? No? I know the blues at all?
Oh good, I got the black and blues. Are have
you bruised up?

Speaker 12 (02:32:13):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (02:32:14):
Are you a bruiser? You bruised? I've got a handful
of bruises all right, but I'm fine. Had a little
bit of surgery on Monday. Doing great though, thank you
very much.

Speaker 7 (02:32:21):
Have you ever broken a bone or anything?

Speaker 12 (02:32:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:32:23):
Yeah, which one?

Speaker 1 (02:32:25):
Oh the shoulder thing?

Speaker 7 (02:32:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's my humorous bone. It shattered.

Speaker 1 (02:32:29):
It wasn't funny at all. Nothing fund I know. Christy
Lee's right over there. I can see her. She's at
the Silent Insurance news desk. Comedian Lee Campberll has joined
us in the studio. A man who is relatively newly
married about to become a dad for the first time. Amen,
you look relaxed about it.

Speaker 7 (02:32:46):
You don't let you don't let you look like you're
a very relaxed guy.

Speaker 15 (02:32:49):
I try to be pretty relaxed about it. I mean,
I don't think spazing out about it would help very much.
I mean, nothing's really changed for me. I could do
a little bit more around the house now than I
know did. But other than that, I mean, I I
think the paradigm shift is coming in in a couple months,
But right now I'm still just kind of clinging on
to whatever normalcy I got left.

Speaker 1 (02:33:11):
It's about to it's about to exit your life forever.

Speaker 7 (02:33:14):
That's what it feels like. Man, I think it's cute.

Speaker 1 (02:33:16):
He's so laid back.

Speaker 15 (02:33:17):
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm about to get rocked. But
now we're we're thrilled. Man, I found this out the
it So we're having a girl, and the women are
born with you know, all of the eggs that they'll
ever have in there in their womb already. So a
couple of weeks ago, my little daughter all of her
sex organs were completed, which means inside my wife right

(02:33:41):
now is my daughter and my future grandchild. So that
that little Russian doll situation has really been kind of
spinning me out, really spirals me.

Speaker 1 (02:33:52):
Wow, isn't that a trip the world is? I think
it just blew my mind.

Speaker 5 (02:33:59):
I never thought about it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:00):
And then and then inside her, are they right? Great
grand kids? Yeah, they're all in there in the Yeah,
just keeps going all the way re like the ball.
You're very relaxed. I want to talk to you in
a year. Yeah, we'll see about that. That'll change pretty quickly.

(02:34:20):
You went after shave your head, you will pull it
all out.

Speaker 2 (02:34:23):
It'll all be there.

Speaker 5 (02:34:24):
I know it'll be wonderful.

Speaker 1 (02:34:25):
Don't listen.

Speaker 7 (02:34:26):
Yeah, and it's so worth I can't even say it
I can't say it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:31):
Congratulations, it's gonna be great.

Speaker 15 (02:34:33):
I had a buddy of mine who's just became a
father tell me it was very realistic take, because everyone
tells you about how in love you're going to be
and I can't wait for that. But he told me
that being a parent was uh was worth it, but barely. Yeah,
and that's that. I appreciated that.

Speaker 1 (02:34:52):
Yeah. Yeah, that just sounded like an actual, tapered, realistic
take for what it is.

Speaker 7 (02:34:56):
You know, I've heard mom say I I thought I
knew what love was, yes, and then I looked at
my kid and oh, no, this is love.

Speaker 1 (02:35:06):
I know.

Speaker 15 (02:35:06):
Well, it's on the other side of that coin too.
I mean, yeah, you have this deeper well and capacity
for love. But then also on the other side of that,
I figure you're also able to just kill another human
being with your bare hands that could.

Speaker 1 (02:35:19):
Drop it that you learn a lot.

Speaker 15 (02:35:20):
I mean, my levels are all over the place. Some
days I'll just I'll drive by an old tree and cry,
and then other days I want to fight every barista
that I even like talk to, you know, Spiking levels
of cortisol and estrogen and all of it.

Speaker 1 (02:35:38):
But that won't go away. I feel the same way,
Christy Lee. Once you get at the silin insurance news
this we got to wrap things up. We got some
animal stories.

Speaker 5 (02:35:45):
A sheriff's deputy in Virginia tackle a runaway cow on
the freeway. W SET reports the cow initially spotted running
loose on I eighty one. A video shared by the
station shows a Votatorte County Sheriff's deputy running out after
the errant bovine when the cow veers off the shoulder
of the road and stumbles in the ditch. The deputy

(02:36:05):
tackles the animal to the ground. By the way, the
cow was safely returned home.

Speaker 7 (02:36:09):
Have you seen it's a big cow?

Speaker 5 (02:36:11):
Well, there aren't a lot of little ones.

Speaker 7 (02:36:13):
The steaks were high. You don't. You don't have to.

Speaker 1 (02:36:20):
Shout out, Omaha. Man had he had a beef to
settle with this. Surely you never did go cow. You
never did go cow tipping. Cow tipping is a myth.
There's still such thing. You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (02:36:34):
You you make the effort to go cow tip. You've
never done.

Speaker 5 (02:36:38):
You've never been around a cow.

Speaker 1 (02:36:40):
Have you a cow?

Speaker 7 (02:36:43):
On a Friday night?

Speaker 1 (02:36:44):
Got to some farmers yes Field and bother the cows
while sleeping.

Speaker 7 (02:36:50):
Yes, danger, you start kissing.

Speaker 15 (02:36:56):
I tried cow tipping once and cow tip and normally
just ends up and you running away from a very
angry cow.

Speaker 1 (02:37:03):
Yeah, I mean that's how it goes.

Speaker 5 (02:37:05):
H Animal control officers in Connecticut are searching for a
person who was painting local squirrels. East Hartford Animal Controls
said it received a report about two squirrels that appear
to have been painted.

Speaker 7 (02:37:17):
Are you're going to brush your spray?

Speaker 5 (02:37:18):
One was red, the other blue. Apparently the rodents appear
to be okay, but they're looking into identifying who is
responsible for this, and they've asked anyone information to contact
the office at the East Hartford Animal Control Center.

Speaker 7 (02:37:35):
Okay, they're photographs.

Speaker 1 (02:37:36):
Yep. There that's a red squirrel and that's a blue one.

Speaker 5 (02:37:39):
Here, figure out what squirrels stealing his stuff?

Speaker 7 (02:37:42):
You were three d glasses. Looks like they're coming right
after you. It doesn't say why they did this. They
haven't caught the person who did it.

Speaker 1 (02:37:52):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 7 (02:37:53):
He's sending the message it's Democrats versus Republicans. Sounds like
to me read it was political. Yeah, man, Yeah, where's.

Speaker 1 (02:38:04):
The purple squirrel or the green the green party squirrel. Yeah,
but there there, it looks like spray to me, chick. Okay,
well yeah that's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (02:38:14):
That's the way.

Speaker 5 (02:38:16):
How are you going to get close enough to ancient squirrel?

Speaker 1 (02:38:19):
Pick him up and you want to take your duct tape?
Make sure it's all perfect?

Speaker 7 (02:38:23):
Yeah, you gotta paint off his eyes and mouth first,
may tape off.

Speaker 1 (02:38:26):
Could this have been Could this have been some kind
of weird gender reveal. No, maybe they tried to get
paink No.

Speaker 7 (02:38:37):
I think it's just a weird artist who's probably Banksy
or something coming out and I'm painting squirrels now.

Speaker 1 (02:38:45):
A Canadian bee keeper Squirreld's squirrel has.

Speaker 7 (02:38:47):
Gone wild, remember the girls.

Speaker 1 (02:38:55):
I like the delivery, and I like the thought.

Speaker 5 (02:38:58):
Canadian bee keepers. Thousands of robber bees.

Speaker 7 (02:39:01):
And I think I think my new neighbor is a
real Canadian beakie. This has got a toucan behind the
dish rusher, you know he does.

Speaker 5 (02:39:10):
Thousands of robber bees invaded her shop and in an
attempted honey heist.

Speaker 7 (02:39:14):
And more than one turkey in the croc Monti.

Speaker 5 (02:39:17):
McDonald, owner of Rushing River. Is it a peerie I
don't know this word. Apiaries Yeah, that's a an a appy, ay.

Speaker 1 (02:39:26):
It is an it's a bee house, right, word would
be a bey.

Speaker 5 (02:39:39):
Told the CBC that robber bees or bees that try
to take honey from another colony's hive.

Speaker 1 (02:39:44):
It's way easier descended on. She steal the honey.

Speaker 5 (02:39:50):
Looking for food amid declining resources due to the season.

Speaker 7 (02:39:53):
And this colony you normally has just has wine. It's
the Swiss colony.

Speaker 5 (02:40:00):
McDonald's able to save most of her honey by throwing
tarps and lids over her equipment and products.

Speaker 1 (02:40:07):
Is honey bee is?

Speaker 7 (02:40:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:40:10):
It is?

Speaker 7 (02:40:11):
Or doogie? It might be one of them.

Speaker 5 (02:40:13):
She then trapped the invading bees in a bathroom before
collecting them all and releasing them.

Speaker 7 (02:40:18):
Do you think it's possible any of our emissions take
tastes like honey? No, I can tell you they don't,
all of them. You'd think earwats would because it's very
it's sort of like bees wax, right, Robert.

Speaker 5 (02:40:33):
Bees have attacked her hives before, but this was the
first time they found her indoor shop.

Speaker 7 (02:40:38):
So I didn't hear any of the story.

Speaker 1 (02:40:40):
You did this lady, This lady's bees wanting to get
out of here.

Speaker 7 (02:40:43):
The bees are stealing all her honey, I.

Speaker 1 (02:40:45):
Know, but a right to ye? Are they stealing or
taking it back? No? It was another hives honey, I know,
I know, Harry security. Yeah, didn't you see the pictures
that all were in yellow jackets.

Speaker 7 (02:40:58):
Yes, it's a sting operation. Yeah, I'm part of it.
I'm part of the.

Speaker 1 (02:41:03):
Yes to be or not to be?

Speaker 4 (02:41:06):
To be?

Speaker 1 (02:41:07):
Be?

Speaker 7 (02:41:08):
Hand over the comb.

Speaker 1 (02:41:14):
Well, thank you very much, thank you for being here.
Good luck with the baby. Yeah, robber bees as opposed
to be. What were the ones last year that were
killer murder hornets? Oh?

Speaker 7 (02:41:24):
The murder hornets? How are they doing?

Speaker 1 (02:41:26):
We got rid of them, they eradicated. We whipped the
murder hornets of the National Guard. There hasn't been a
murder horner for fourteen days. I think the murder hornet's
cir going. That'd be a great name for a minor
league baseball team. It is great, ye, robber bees isn't
bad too? Yeah, it sounds very very serious. Okay, Well,
thank you very much, Christy, Thank you very much. Lee. Yes,

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