The BOB & TOM Show - September 12, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
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(00:43):
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Speaker 3 (01:12):
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Speaker 4 (01:13):
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Speaker 1 (01:25):
Joey?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
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Speaker 2 (01:29):
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(03:10):
model will put hair anywhere? Hey baby, is that you big?
You have your quote and you just play it with
my kids.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Hello, it's the Bomb of Tom Show. There's Chrissy at
the Silac Insurance news desk. He'd Pat Godwin, Hey Chick, Hello,
Josh Arnold clue, Ace Cosby's here.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios. I'm Chick McGhee. Hello, Tom.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
How are you, buddy? Hello, Chick, you look like you're
moving gingerly. I am. I've got a couple of songs
for you from the behind the scenes type that they
like for you to hear. You've got some ball problems
I've heard. Well, I wouldn't put it that way.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I had some surgery on Monday. Yes, yes, yes, and
there there are some developments, some swelling, and I'm fine.
There we go. Probably probably written right after having heardi
a surgery.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Okay, that's not the first song played in the New
White House ball room. Oh yeah, what do we even
do it as a country or what about.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Ball?

Speaker 7 (04:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
I don't understand how this is a side effect.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well, I remember when Chick chick was talking about he
had some surgery several years ago, and you were black
and blue in your upper thigh area. I fell through
the roof and I was black. Oh that's what that's
the one. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, black and blue.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
Well that would make sense why his balls would sweat
for you.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
They've removed a hernia from your stomach, and it's it's
above the it's almost the same. While you were being
operated on, some enemy of yours burst into the operating
room and started beating your testicles.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I didn't do that. If you're if you're wondering, I
just have to be moving gingerly, all right, things are
I'm walking like I'm in the Old West. Yeah, I
kind of got to walk bow legged and keep my
legs apart. Your body's been through a lot. It's bow legged,
not bowl legged. Bow legged. Yeah, no, bow legged. I
just said bowl legged. He said legged again. I get

(05:35):
up in any event. Yes, I'm a little bit of discomfort,
but I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
And here's here's Bill Belichick talking about Tom's testicles.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
No knowledge of Tom's balls. Zero okay, zero, okay, thank
you very much, Coach Belichick. Yeah, things are black and
blue down there. Oh yeah, from like my waist down.
There's a bit a lot of black and blue stuff
happening there. And I understand Pat, you've written a song
about me. Yeah, I feel I feel for you? Is

(06:08):
that right?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And do you notice Pat and his boyfriend Tom, they're
wearing the same colored shirts again?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Do you call each other ahead one? Now you just
roll over and go, honey, what shirt are you wearing?

Speaker 9 (06:22):
Consult people, gather around and show a little sympathy for
a fearless leader.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Just that little surgery. You know who I'm talking about?

Speaker 10 (06:39):
How to hurry on?

Speaker 7 (06:41):
See jo?

Speaker 11 (06:44):
Oh and he's in a lot of people.

Speaker 9 (06:48):
Yeah, that hilario.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Is this color.

Speaker 12 (06:57):
Bruises, honest storm all the way.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
To his loins, purple groin on everybody got it round purple? Yeah,
I'll take it from here on in.

Speaker 9 (07:15):
Okay, the color of a rare tough sir loin.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Denis looks logging eggplant.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
He's gone up.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's interestingly enough without getting too graphic. Oh yeah, well
I don't think it's probably too late for that. Half
of his majesty is purple. Weird now down the middle?
Oh halfway up? Okay, Okay, you know I think about it.
I'm with Christy. I don't know why you're I need
a doctor to talk.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Now, tell me how your testicles got purple from working
on your stomach.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's not your stomach, it's the wall between your in
your groin area. That wall all in there. They put
a MESSI in there.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
How low down, I understand what they did. I'll stand
up and show above pubes barely.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Okay, oh, at least we're not here now. He showed
me this before, so now you get to he showed you.
It showed me his purple.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Wang. Yeah that didn't. But I didn't notice that till
yesterday afternoon because I got the shower yesterday.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
God, that was glorious. Would you like me two showers?
Would you like me to not just one longer?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Right, you gotta get out and get back, follow the
trip to spend some time.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm not sure what this means. And this this is
my might need to talk to a psychiatrist about this.
I have always loved showers, never particularly like baths. But
I will undercay. I'll take some days. I'll take three
four showers. Well, and then you know, if I go
to the gym and but yesterday, I took a shower
in the middle of the day.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I bet you're a noisy shower because you're you're noisy yawner,
your noisy sneezer.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
There may be some nose blowing in and when you're
when you're showering a lot of Yeah, that's it. Yeah,
that's it. That's what I like. Would you like?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Would would you like one of us to put ice
in our mouths and massage your balls with our mouths.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Don't need to be vulgar. I'm not being generous. I'm
trying trying to bring you some relief. No, I'm fine,
I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
That would be considered extraordinarily generous. Yes, I don't know
if I do that for my b.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
How much farther would you think Tom would let us
go if we'd had hernia surgery and we had been
talking about our balls for four days, If you guys
would if he would stop complaining about his testicles, My god,
he got the surgery has been useless.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't know. We'll move forward. We have other topics
to get to today. Coming up, we have in studio.
Guest will be joined by uh Mark Summers, one of
our favorite persons. Yes, a guy who has been on

(10:20):
He's been on television for what forty years? Yes, in
various capacities, Food Channel, and of course I think most
famous for a generation or two Nickelodeon.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
I watched one double double dere Man. That was family
appointment viewing. No kidding.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yes, uh, coming up, will be checking in with the
sporting scene and Chick. I'm sorry, I noticed that your
Washington football club was not victorious.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Took it on the chan last night. I lost our
starting running back, maybe a defensive lineman. We had quite
the evening. I'm just sitting here right now trying to
figure out how I'm not going to kill Christie's husband.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
That's my only problem. He's a Green Bay Packer fan.
I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
I don't heard that.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
No gloating. But fortunately we have a buy coming up,
so that that's the nice part. Get healthy.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, Oh, I'm sorry. We're playing the Raiders Sunday, same thing, same.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Thing, okay, now uh, coming up, we will have some
sporting news. We of course have a world record to
deal with.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
And Tom anytime you need something this morning, I will
happily get it for you Okay, thanks, We're here for you.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, getting up and down is a somewhat problem. Yeah,
we got you, and thank you for the song. Pat.
I really enjoyed that. We have interesting news coming up,
including a weird story about toilet paper in China. Is
it much different than ours? You think? Well, it's being
controlled by the government, okay, and and rationed.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Lovely that we all know. That's that's always worked out
as China China.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, yeah, then I understand there are certain places in
Eastern Europe where it's it's like sand paper. It's pretty rough.
There chunks of chunks of wood in it. So another
great reason to be an American or no, some people do.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, I've started hoarding mine since the pandemic. Well, what
I meant was a subscribe and save, and I forgot
to stop it.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Half a garage full of toilet paper. I'm sad.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I hate it when you hit that subscribe and then
I was like, what the hell happened? Well, and I'm
gonna one of these days I'm going to cancel.

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There's more I made that mistake right now, let's check
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Speaker 2 (14:35):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show where
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Josh Arnold Hire there,
Pace Cosby, there's Pat Godwin, Me and Christy Lee at
the Pilac Insurance News desk.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
Hicks about your football team.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
And I don't know if we can get Christy to
stand up and show Tom what she's wearing today.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
From the Stevie Next collection.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
I was hoping you would. I wanted to see how
long it would.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Take him to even it's from the Beautiful the stand
back video. Go ahead, now she it's a very uh Victorian.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's quite that. It's very nice dress, very colorful dress.
It's very nice. What do you get a job interview?
What's necklace there?

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (15:13):
A serious one too.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh my gosh, good.

Speaker 8 (15:17):
Actually i'm doing it, of course. I'm hosting a not hosting,
but helping with a charity event.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well, very nice, Okay, well you look very nice.

Speaker 8 (15:24):
Wine women in shoes? Do you guys want to come?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
What's the charity? Women and shoes? Is it up? A lot?
Many many stories with a balcony I can jump off.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
That's kind of what I thought you would say. It's
for a children's hospital.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, well, very nice, is it? Do they sell shoes
at the event.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
I've never been to this event. I'm very much looking
forward to it.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Okay, Well you look lovely, Yeah you really do. And
now none of us are really dressed up today, but no,
you're normal typical claim. Nice chick has a nice coat on. Well,
it's over for sure. It's very nice.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's a shack at tom Are you were of the
shack shirt jack a shacket?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, there was the shirt jacket all think he cares.
I had no idea he'd react this way, a portman
to whatever the hell they call them. It's a shirt jacket,
it's a shack.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay, all right, you should you should invest in some shackets.

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Speaker 1 (16:40):
What do you have over there? I got two of
them to kind of go together, bruse balls. Yesterday we
had a guest from the studio, comedian Lee Kimbrel, and
he's going to be a dad here just down the
road a month or two, and it's going to be
a big change for him. He's uh it has no
children and uh he's about to be a father, so
a lot of work. We talked about that a bit
and it looks like he'll be a good dad. It

(17:01):
seems like a very nice guy. But I've got this
a really nice letter. This comes to us from a
new mom. Oh, she goes. My name is Amber, and
my husband and I welcome to son about five months ago. Wow.
I'm currently a stay at home mom. My husband is
a welder. He works a ton of hours with the
local union. The transition to motherhood and leaving the workforce

(17:23):
was an adjustment, to say the least. Some days can
be lonely and exhausting. I love my son, but I
wouldn't exactly call baby talk the strongest form of socialization.
I bet Moby Dooby do. First thing I do in
the morning is turn on my little Panasonic radio that
she puts up breatheses. I'm twenty nine years old, and
yes I actually have a.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Radio, Panasonic, just slightly ahead of our time. Oh nice,
remember that.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yes, it's in the kitchen. I'll listen to your show.
My husband listens on his way to work. I just
want to say thank you for the entertainment, comedy and
up keep on current events. You keep me tethered to
reality and help maintain my sanity on top days. Now
I think, yeah, it's Tom's reality. It's not really hard,
which is much better than reality, I guess these days,

(18:08):
she goes. Luckily, my son doesn't understand what's being said yet,
but I don't plan to stop listening anytime soon. Well,
thank you, Amber, We certainly appreciate your listening and doing
a terrific job. Yeah, and your husband's working hard. I'm
making money for you and the baby and himself too.
Does he get an allowance? We need to find out
more about it this husband. Do we have a baby
name on that?

Speaker 8 (18:30):
But do you get an allowance?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Pardon me? Are you on a budget?

Speaker 8 (18:35):
Are on a budget?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
What time is it? What I think your events starting? Christy?
What I hang on? I have a question for Christy?
What are you trying to do? I just tried to do.
You've succeeded. Congratulations, go ahead. Did you ever have this
thing happen like?

Speaker 7 (18:54):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Does your husband get a lot of packages at the house?
Not as many as I do. I think we all
get a lot of packages in our house.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I didn't know my adult life would be spent working
at a distribution center tearing down boxes.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's probably how Andy feels. Good.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
God.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, I get like one box every couple of weeks.
There'll be something. I just got some new flash things
for my bike flash.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
Flash things, you know, white flashers.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
You know, yeah, strobe lights, strobe light check, strobe lights.
But it's always like, oh no, but I'm buying something. Yeah,
but you know I needless to say, like chick, I'm
otherwise breaking down somebody else's cardboard boxes. Right, never mind,
I'm sorry, I want to answer. I received this letter
from Jeb which you'll see how this applies to the

(19:41):
previous letter in just a moment. Hello, I got this
text from my current X my current okay, which is yeah,
that's an odd phrase a lot of them. It was
about uh, they apparently have a child together. And it
was because my five year old was singing some from
your show. I know I have taken the time. I've

(20:03):
got a guess about what it is. I have taken
the time to grab this. This was being This is
a short song. That's why I can see why the
little Fella would remember it. The little Fella And here's
the song in its entirety.

Speaker 9 (20:19):
If you want to turn your daddy parts orange, eat
some cheetos and watch some porn, there.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
You go Paul and Storm and their classic tribute to Cheetos,
and man, I like some Cheetah little fella was singing
that away. By the way, Jeb continues it. My ex
was not happy. I love the name Jeb. I do too.
You don't hear it much? Jebediah. That's a great name,
is it always?

Speaker 7 (20:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Can you just go with Jeb.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Or I'm sure you can't. Yeah. I like Jebbadiah even more.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah. And I'm trying to think on the and the
Beverly Hibble. Is it was Jed clamp it j Ed?
Is there another? Is there a famous Jeb in movies? Something?
This is Jeb Bush?

Speaker 7 (21:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I want to say there's a Jeb in Oklahoma, but
it probably isn't.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
I don't know why I think a great name like it? Uh?
Now are we?

Speaker 7 (21:12):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Turn now back to Chick mcgil.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Bob and Tom's show. I'm not a doctor, but perhaps Tom,
you should have followed instructions from your doctor and stayed
home and rested instead of magooing around town.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
That's Brian and Iowa. Thank you, Brian. I've limited my
magooing to it.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I believe you.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
We have a Tom is them You should have taken
the entire week off. Go ahead, Becky says, I was
prepping for a wall She works for a design construction
type company, and she was filling nail holes and could
not think of what the putty knife was called. She says,
so I asked for the construction spatula. I that's perfect,

(22:01):
all right. Yeah, I love a putty knife like I like.
I like mine with a little bend, a little give.
I don't get the super stiff ones. No, super stiff
ones are a dead end. You can't use them. Yeah,
they must be used for something.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
But in every one put a knife. You have it
long enough, Christy, And you can kind of look at
the history. Well yeah, oh yeah, here's where this is
where I was putting Bondo on my car. Yeah, this this, this,
this this ugly turquoise was that thing I had to
paint for my kid. Oh yeah, it's fun. It's like
going into a going into someone's minivan. You get the
history of fast food toys. I am not a di

(22:38):
y girl.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
I'm sure that surprises nobody.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I am knife.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I kind of am a deep but I can't drywall
and I can't feel fill anything with spackle because I
don't know when to stop. I'll smooth it down. I
go well, and I do it again, and I do
it again. Then nine years later, I'm still working on
the nail. Home There, Bob and Tom show. Tom has
nothing on me. I recently had hernia surgery. However, my

(23:04):
hernia dropped into my testicles, said, five days after my surgery.
My sack had swelled to the size of a football.
It popped later that day, pouring horrific liquid out. Worst
week ever following that day. That couldn't have been sorry,

(23:27):
fun at all. No, you don't have any liquid poor, no, no, no,
you know.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Speaking of the sacks, there is a new song by
Pat Godman that's been taking the country by storm about
about you having a pimple. But our friend Brad is
concerned that that new hit is overshadowing some of your
more dignified numbers from the past, and he would like

(23:55):
to get back to the good old sort of classy
yeah the stuff, Yeah, yeah, the brainy.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Stuff, awful stuff, the clever stuff.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Yes's clever. Would you mind I sent you his request?
Would you mind going ahead? And this is a more well,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
More appropriate. It could be played in a in a
formal occasion.

Speaker 13 (24:14):
Yes, area diet right, yes, oh, this is a song
about a certain vegetable. That has changed the way that
I moved, the way that I oh, the way that
I have my movements. In other words, I'm on the
Mediterranean diet and I have a vegetable during the day and.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
The course, I said, well this, I'm a guy who
does his business at home.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, I'm in and out fast. I like to be alone.
Then my doctor pulled me on a new diet. Yeah, superfoos.
Yeah I tried.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
He says, eat sweet potatoes, but a holy cow, I'm
at the drug store and my ass says now.

Speaker 12 (24:53):
Took a sweet potato poop out of CV sweet potato poop,
weak potato pool.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
There was a girl in the john taking the pregnancy tests.

Speaker 12 (25:05):
Sweet potato poop, sweet potato pool.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
They're are root vegetable and good for you. But out
of the blue, I'm going number two. He gives you
no warning, no brown alert. I had sweet potato pie
for dessert.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Took a sweet potato pool out of my church.

Speaker 12 (25:27):
Sweet potato poop, sweet potato pool.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
And those gronds and gases don't sound like burps.

Speaker 12 (25:34):
Oh, sweet potato poop, sweet potato pool.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
I'm sorry, sweet Jesus for that smell in here. But
this cash in.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
The basket and the pews cleared. Priest stocks on the
door asked me, what's up? I say, just jeeves coming
like two girls in the cup.

Speaker 12 (25:52):
I took the sweet potato poop can, sweet potato poop,
sweet potato pool.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
They call it clean up and a fire man poop
swept poop.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah, yeah, yes, go to the wedding. I don't understand.
Two ladies in the cups? What is it? Yes? Girls,
one cup? You remember it?

Speaker 9 (26:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I don't remember that one.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
There's no way you guys didn't talk about it. Oh,
yeah we had.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I forgot about it. Okay, Uh, we have another letter.
I'll need your help on this one. Christy. Yes, uh,
this comes to us from Greg, he goes. I showered
in the morning, but it was a long day, so
I showered right before I went to bed. I was
really tired. My wife has at least seven different kinds
of soap in the shower. It turns out I washed

(26:48):
my entire body with vagicil.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
Ah, that's just for the mommy parts.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Is that soap for the mommy parts? Yes?

Speaker 8 (26:56):
Yeah, it's a special feminine body wash.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Is it a or a bar? It's sort of like
a push pop, a squirty or a bar. He goes,
he goes. I did notice till later, but I slept
like a baby. What's in that stuff?

Speaker 8 (27:16):
I don't know. I don't think it's No. I don't
think there's anything special in it. No, they wanted to
go to sleep at night.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Well, all I know is they have non drowsy vegaself,
it's important.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Now do they have it with pumus? Oh, that's lava?
Remember those gold commercials? Yes? Did you ever get a
bar of that stuff? Yeah? It's great for what taking
off a layer of your skin? Yeah? Yeah, it shouldn't
be used on human skin.

Speaker 8 (27:48):
My stepfather used that because he was a tool and
die makers when he came home from work.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
You have that, yeah? Yeah, So I'm not famil I've
heard of I didn't, okay, So, yeah, you get soap
in your eyes, You grab the nearest thing, squirt in
your hands and go, Well, Greg, I'm glad you're okay.
I don't know what's in it, I'm sure. I mean,
if it helps you sleep, I would think it may
have been an aroma too. They is it more expensive
than regular soap?

Speaker 8 (28:12):
I'm sure I've never used the product. So I don't
really know.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, we know this whole time. I thought it was
your Well, you really set us up for thee beg
you for the nice tag. Really sells the choke. That's
a great show, a right show.

Speaker 13 (28:31):
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Speaker 1 (29:57):
Thank you very much. By the way, speaking of picks,
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Speaker 2 (30:03):
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Speaker 1 (30:08):
Right on the on the gram, on the Insta with
with mister McGee. That's right. Coming up, we have interesting
news in the world of cows. A lot about cows.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Todavid and two of the world's uh two of the
worst world records that's ever come.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Across this desk.

Speaker 8 (30:28):
Well that's a statement.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
They're all about just the passage of time. That's it,
and no skill involved.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Nothing. Do you when you're on vacation do you throw
out your dietary restrictions? Hell? Yeah, that's what I think.
So yeah, because you're on vacation, well we're going to
find out. We have a little survey about that. I
think it's I think it's pretty interesting. Uh. And the
same thing goes for your birth control methods. Is that

(30:55):
also true? Okay? Okay? And and and any or restrictions.
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Speaker 1 (31:16):
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Speaker 1 (31:43):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick, McGhee. This came up the other day,
and I don't remember how it might have been related
to the cowboy hat situation that I'm in, but I
believe I think it might have involved a story about
adult toys. And we had the Yeah, there was a

(32:05):
survey involving what places were purchasing the most of what
particular toys from some company that distributes this sort of thing.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
And one of the categories was monster dildos, which we
weren't too familiar with. Then Jess looked it up and
found the Corn Cobb dildo if you will, complete with
suction cup.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Uh. And I was wondering if there was a brand
called the rough Rider. Yeah, got this uh from Kenneth.
He goes there was a condom brand known as the
rough Rider. I remember that. I remember those f f
uh this this is?

Speaker 15 (32:44):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
But it was ribbed Yeah, I used them. He apparently
they have been discontinued. By the way. On occasion, my
wife still calls me rough rider. How about that? Hell,
Kenneth a good Son. It looks like Teddy Roosevelt. Yeah.
If she says, hey, brough Rder, what's up? That's that's

(33:06):
probably some pretty good nos. Yeah, it was a great mustache,
wasn't it Teddy Roosevelt's mustache? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Man, man, oh man, the old woomb broom. Who's the
last president with a stash by?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Good question?

Speaker 13 (33:18):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Eleanor Roosevelt? Uh, that's good. I mean, was it was Teddy?
The last one of them? He may have been? I think, so, oh,
what Wilson Harding, Because I mean, they're beard You've got
your bearded presidents, You've got your Lincoln, your Grant and
the et cetera.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
So I go so far as say he might be
the last facial haired president, Teddy Roosevelt of any facial hair.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Huh. Wow, that's right. I'm going that far. I'll bet
I believe. Let's see now that we'll hang on it.
Let me think here, our current vice president has a beard, right, yes, yes,
so I would I wonder someday down the road if
we'll have a bearded president again. Probably at some point
I think that the they've certainly, for example, I don't

(34:03):
it'd be very you'd be very hard pressed to find
a newscaster anchorman with a beard twenty years ago. I
can't think of any. Maybe some of the field guys. Yeah,
but uh, I think Wolf Blitzer always had a right right.
Yeah he was.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
He was sometimes out in the field and he was
Yeah that was that. That was kind of a brand
thing for him.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, interesting Wolf, but it was Teddy the only one
with a stash. What a bold move. Yeah, and well
in any event, he of course was a rough rider.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
And I don't know if we will have a bearded president.
We'll have to check with Dwayne Johnson.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Oh that's right, John already, that's that's you might want
to save this tape. Yeah, this.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Would vote for I have seen that man get out
of a hospital bed, Yeah, and flex a cast off
his arm.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
That's why one for president.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
And he he looked at his daughter and said, what dad,
He's got to go to work.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
That should that would be the campaign speech right there.
I've been limping around the last week posts and I
just I keep with that phrase keeps popping in my
mind from the movie Roadhouse where Pain Don't Hurt. Yeah,
I'd like to beg to different.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Really do have to get some video going of him
walking into the green room.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
It is really something. He's in some pain.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, it's hard not to walk like you when you
see your you wi you he's.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Got to spread your legs apart. You need room down there.
In this case, I'm sorry. Do you have any more letters?

Speaker 14 (35:43):
Over there?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Balls are so giant? Hello? Bomb on top show, Dear Chick.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I was caught up with the show, so I randomly
selected a show from twenty twenty three to listen to
while working in my office. During that show, Chick was
talking about Columbus, Ohio, and how you you missed it?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I don't know if I miss it.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Josh asked if you were to have dinner in Columbus anytime,
where would you go? And I said Schmidt's Sausage House, Oh,
German Village, which is absolutely true. That caught my attention,
says Aaron. I had a state employee conference in Columbus
at the Expo Center and we had Schmid's for lunch.
I'd never had it. They're Bahama Mama sausage and fat

(36:24):
Daddy grilled maloney sandwich.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Amazing. All right.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
It made the second half of the conference very hard
to stay awake. Oh they are they are nap inducing.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
That's great thought.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
The effort to not pass gas next to eight hundred
other people kept me focused.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Thank you. Aaron from Toledo actually Perrysburg High No. That
leads to our next letter. I had mentioned that there
was an episode yesterday of epic proportions in my carving
some flatulence that was otherworldly. You were parking your car
for the night, correct, Yeah, And I ended up leaving

(37:03):
the doors open for another hour. They didn't want to.
I didn't want to get back in the car and
have to revisit that. I don't know what it was.
I think it's must be Maybe maybe we should ask
a professional anesthesiologist. I'm not sure what they put you
out with, but maybe that caused this incredible stench. I
got this from Tom in Iowa. He goes in my career,

(37:26):
I drive about forty thousand miles a year. I always
make sure I get a car with a moon roof.
I called it the fart window. In the winter, I
can open it up and not freeze and let out
the bad air.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
Up here.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah, that's a good tip, But there is a hazard
with having your moonroof open. Tom, is that correct? If
you decide?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh, yeah, okay, one time I did it.

Speaker 8 (37:55):
One time is more than any.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Of us out. She's right, and I'll tell you what
that water was hot? Was Oh God, were you trying
to close it? Oh? I was frantically it was the
sun roof was open. It was my Volvo station Wagon. Yeah,
and of course I wasn't paying attention. And that was

(38:18):
a good car. Yeah. And the one before that I
had to get three new antennas I kept because that
car you had to press a button, it had an out,
it had an aerial type antenna. Whatever you'd press a button,
it would go down and I would forget every time, Yeah,
and would snap off. You have to go get a
new one.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
And how many times have you left your window wipers on?

Speaker 13 (38:37):
Now?

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Because they're on automatic? Can you get in there and go, oh.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah, I'm concerned that they'll get caught in those dangly
things and get ripped off. No, I'm very careful now.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
My my window, my windows, my mirrors on the side
of the car, they fold in like that when you
go in and I always forget and you hear this,
hell the hell, Oh it's my it's my mirrors by
the car wash, I go.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
You should be called the license plate destroyer. Oh yeah,
every time the rails in the sun as well. I
guess I'll rebnd that into play something you know what.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Ye know what I had to do get a license
I ran into the same problem, get a license plate frame.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
And you know what, it's done, and it helps, It helped,
It has helped a little bit, but it is also
bent past the frame.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Kid is did you get the frame to match your car?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
No, I just played it safe and got black. Why
Oh okay, Oh that matches your car. You get the
frame that has the logo of your car.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I don't like any Oh no, I don't. I don't
mind that.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
In fact, I don't like the If I were to
ask a dealership the next time I buy a car, hey,
I'll pay an extra five hundred dollars for you not
to put your name anywhere on this thing?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Do it? I hate I hate stickers, any of that. No,
I haven't take it off.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Okay, there are some dealership that it looks like it's
part of the car, looks like it's the trim package that.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Wow, Dear Bobby tom Show. I'm watching the Packer Game
on Amazon Prime. I'm a Packer fan. They're destroying Washington.
That's fine, thank you, Elise. However, thanks to Christy Lee,
Packer Game was on Amazon last night.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I see penises for the entire game because of the logo.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Christy, do you remember what you said about the Amazon logo.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
It looks like a penis that is a stretch to
where who's penis? Meanwhere where she thinks? The arrow, the
curved arrow looks like, oh wow, well that says a
lot about Andy.

Speaker 8 (40:44):
No, that's something to do with Andy.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
What's that? But you see, you see the the arrow
is a sandwich place. The arrow money heaving home a
sub Oh my god, that be a great concept, like
a Super Bowl ad for a new a new sub place.
Oh sure, we do a lot of stuff with Jersey Mike's,

(41:07):
but Paronis chose this guy with big bet.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
If you bend that never never straightened down on that
other side, it doesn't No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Proni is a that's an Italian beer? Right is the
sand Is that perogi? What is the name of that's
the Polish dumpling? Yeah? What is the bent male member
called disease named after a guy? I think? Yeah, it
seems like it. That'd be kind of embarrassing if you
if you wanted an ailment named after you, like lou

(41:40):
Garry's disease or something. What would you go for.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
They put it in a splint or something to straighten
it back out.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I don't know they can break it, actually break up
the scar tissue yet.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Oddly enough, though, Paroni and Zamboni and Jacuzzi all related
childhood friends.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Of course, isn't that something? I think what they do,
Christie is they take a matt knife and they score
it on the long sid.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You think your balls are you think your balls are hurting?
After hernia. We have another version of the Amazon logo
if you'd like to take.

Speaker 16 (42:19):
That one.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, that one's certainly the hair on the ball sack
and it goes Tom C and me A to z.
They have everything from A to z.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
I never knew that.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
It consumes me every time I go to Amazon. Yeah,
it's awful.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
A to z Okay, well, thank you very much. Just
like the arrow and the FedEx thing, I can't not
see it.

Speaker 9 (42:42):
Now.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Coming up, we have a news from the World of Sports.
I don't at Amazon. I shop explicitly at boutiques the
same guy. Please tell me you have a TV. I
think we have a TV around here. Someone coming up.
Coming up, we have Spider Man in the news of
all things. Don't go away man, spider Man. We are

(43:04):
in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (43:09):
We just toll free at one eight eight eight Bob
Tom one or at bobintom dot com. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Here, welcome back to the circus. We need some circus music.
That's what we're at. What's the name of that song?
We all know it? Not Big to, Big Top, Sweet
Top Bunny, Big Top Elephant March, she.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Said, and may lead into it. Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Can you get your thinging of find out what the
name of it is? Getting my thing?

Speaker 6 (44:02):
The thing in your phone? What's that called them? He'd
have to put the headphones on his phone.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, and then I have feedback. You can go, You
could go building, and then I wouldn't next day be ruined.
And I assume it's gotta be something Big Top or
Big Top Bunny. Remember that one Big Top Bunny. He
competes against Bruno the Magnificent. I love that, the aqualimatic Bear.
He's going to dive five hundred feet onto a block

(44:28):
of concrete with.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
My head yet.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News. To her check,
Pat Godwin, Chick, Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold. Hi there,
Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Hello Tom, Hello, Chick macgee.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
We're going to check in with the sporting scene and
we'll begin with the unfortunate loss so for your favorite
team last evening.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
The circus music is called Entry of the Gladiators, really yes,
really yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
And then sometimes known as Entrance of the Glass Vidiators
and sometimes known as Entrance of the Clowns. But yeah,
started as Entry of the Gladiators. Parentheses, thunder and blazes. Whoa.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
It's intense circus music, Yeah, intense.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Is there any better opening scene to a movie than
in the opening Gladiators with the dog and they're out
there and it's all frosty. What is it on my unleash?
Hell or something?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I remember that? And they go and they which movie? Oh?
Oh yeah, No, I don't remember the beginning of the movie.
It's been a while.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
You don't remember that. You don't remember Two Girls, One Cup?
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I didn't see that movie? You didn't remember any of
the Award winners. Yeah. Sorry, although someone explained to me
what that was. And I don't want to see that movie.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
No, no, no, he doesn't care for a men fighting,
just a video.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
We don't want to see it.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Thursday Night Football on Amazon, which reminds all of us of.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Various news. Jordan Love through the call them the Boat, two.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Hundred ninety two yards, two touchdowns, and Packers beat the
Washington Football Team twenty seven eighteen tight end Tucker Craft
brought to you by Ed Hurley.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
He uh nothing. Ed Hurley used to be the announcer
guy for Craft. He would be uh. He would give
you a Craft recipe every week. Oh and always here's
something delicious that we're gonna spoil by pouring this crap
all over it. No, we're gonna make it better.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Well oh sorry, golden delicious rich cheese. Anyway, Packers go
to two and oh, Washington goes to one and one.
Looks like Austin Eckler has an achilles tendon tear. He's
out for the season, and Dietrich Wise, one of their
defensive linemen, is also probably out for the season. WNBA

(46:48):
Last Night Minnesota, New York, Dallas, and Vegas all win,
and that brings us to uh, the unbelievable. Ladies and gentlemen.
Are you ever up late and you don't know you're
looking for something on TV and you just can't you
just can't find it. Yeah, well I've been watching something

(47:08):
German television.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I can't tell you how. I can't.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
I can't tell you how I've come come about to
seeing it. But they have various and different competitions on
German television. It's a lot like the Gong Show. They
have these interesting physical competitions, but it's not like any
of the normal sports where it's for instance, last night
three am it was the Tippy the Flippy cup competition.

(47:36):
Now you guys have all who had been to college
played flippy cup, of course, Well this is a different
flippy cup. And if we could go to the video,
it's you can actually bet on flippy cup. There's your
first contestant and it's exactly what you think it is.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
And he looks to be a middle aged man. He's
going to oh, he's trying to flip a cup onto
another cup.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Into another cup and make it. This guy actually nails it,
I think. And you're watching this on television. This is
German competition, and now here comes on the winner.

Speaker 8 (48:09):
What do you do if you if you win?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
These guys are miked, yeah, yeah get The German commentary
is really something actually hmm, okay.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Is not a big He acts like he's been there before.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, that's right. He doesn't spike the cup or anything.
And this there's huge production values. There's confetti falling from
the ceiling. Yeah, big cleague lights like it was designed
by Albert Spear, German.

Speaker 8 (48:39):
It looks like America's got talent.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Yeah, yeah, Albert Spear would have the light's position. Albert Spear,
the columns, columns going into the sky. He was, of
course Hitler's architect.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Uh did he help write Comfort?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
No? No, no, no was that Are you sure it wasn't Spear? Yeah? Positive,
there was James Patterson, okay, John Chrisha. I thought it
was Clive Custler. I can't he wrote Dunk of Shane.
Oh there you go.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
An American man in his nineties has become the oldest
person to visit the North Pole.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I dispute this. Why why do you dispute this? Santa
claus Um, Yeah, he has supernatural properties ageless? So yeah,
how old is this dude ninety what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
This is the world record and all it is is
this man who's pastime until he's ninety five years old,
and he went to the North Pole.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Okay? Was it everything? He hoped to be? Richard Dick
Idyl boy had dick idle. I bet it ninety five.
I'll bet his dick is Idol.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
He visited ninety degrees north location of the pole at
the age of ninety five years, two hundred thirty six days.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
He said, I crossed it off my bucket list. I
forgot my jacket. Hope that. I hope that bucket list
doesn't wil long. I hope there's not much left in
that bucket. Mister Idol took the title.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Mister Idol took the title from Edward Stall, who was
ninety years old three hundred thirty four days when he
went to the North.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
You know what were theer's original won't melt up here?
What does he look like? It looks like me. He's skiing.
Good for this guy all of a sudden, But I'm
not going to the North Pole. I'll go to Steamboat
Springs or Veil or Aspen sudden, but I'm not going

(50:35):
to the north pole for him. Montana, how about Idaho?
Let's go, but let's go, let's all go skiing a
ship in the back cross. What would you have guessed
seventy eight eighty. Oh yeah, he doesn't look nice. He
looks spry. I like that, does not look nice. Got
his color is great. You like the skeech.

Speaker 8 (50:51):
He's cold, straight white. He's not well hunched over like
old men.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
And Tom.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
I have a highlight, especially for you. It's from the
nineteen seventies when the NFL was wonderful. Minnesota Vikings. We're
having a home football game at Metropolitan Stadium. He's the
Purple people leaders or whatever. That was their defensive line.
That's right, Alan Page, Carl Eller.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
He said, rather dismissively. Yeah, Arry I, I don't know
what to expect you.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
But anyway, for the halftime, for the halftime entertainment, if
you would describe what you're seeing on the video screen.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Okay, it's a guy to snowmobile. Now go, a guy
in a snowmobile. He's going on the sideline of the
field as fast as you can imagine quickly. Oh my gosh,
that coming. He does a loop de loop. It's amazing wheels. Yeah,
oh that's greatcause you knew you'd love this because you've
got to be going fast enough. If you don't, if

(51:52):
you don't get up to speed, you get yeah, you're dead.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
And the key is to keep your foot on the
pedal as you hit that loop.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
And they hug him, hug him at the end, like,
thank god, you're still alive.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. I mean, does he have
a bailout option? I don't think. I assume the engineers
have figured out what speed he has to be going
for it to complete the loop to loop?

Speaker 8 (52:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
How tall is that loop? You think, Oh, it's it's
twenty feet. What if he pulled the helmet off and
it was Richard Nixon, Well, and then I think that
he would have sayed, President, I would have said, that'd
be okay with me, Derek. If you could now do
the loop loop, you're staying in Watergate. Be damned.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Hey, it was a stupid thing to do. Anyway, come on,
get back and get back in the chair. I couldn't
believe it when I saw that. Yeah, that's that's all
wild have.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yes, I've always wanted to see this. Derek Daily was
explaining to us once that if you took like an
Indy car or an F one car, they have so
much downforce on them that if you if you got
them up to speed and did like a loop to
loop but had the loop extended, you could drive them
upside down because their forward motion shoves so much. Oh gotcha,

(53:04):
So kind of like a corkscrew. There's there's so much Yeah,
there's so much force. Hold it on and you drove
it upside that. Now the problem would be, say the
engine stalls and then gravity would kick in. This is
me being an amateur physicist. But that's cool. I hope
they do that at this Super Bowl instead of some
dumb wrap artist. Wouldn't that be great? Well, the rumor

(53:25):
is Taylor Swift's gonna be Why not? It could be
that would just be work for it. She has no
reason to do it.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Isn't she the most popular musical artist in the world.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Oh yeah, that's probably among a bunch of them by far.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
No, but yeah, there's a handful. I don't even think
there's a top three. It's Taylor and everybody else.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah, yeah, there's a number of very popular people they
could grab. Well who of course, But Gracie Abrams that
I'd watch the halftime show. She is great, love some
good music. She's terrific. Rogers. I like her taste, Maggie Rogers.
He doesn't know he heard the song. Huh you heard
the song? You know? Orange Show Speedway? Yes, that is

(54:10):
very good. Great, Yeah, that's Joni mitchell ESK and it's brilliant.
Tom and I love lesbian singers. She I don't know
if she's gay. Doesn't bother me. I'm not gonna end
up in bed with her. Would you watch a movie
with her in it? I don't know who who's this anyway?
Watch a movie with her in it? If we were
in bed together? Okay, what happened to the show? I

(54:32):
lost track?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
One more world record coming up again, the passage of time.
And this isn't even a world record. It's just a
declaration from an old person. That's exactly what this next.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
We at least that that last old guy had to
get somewhere. He had to go to the North Pole.
That can't be I guess. And Tom did did identify
with him?

Speaker 7 (54:53):
You know? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
It was cool.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
And did you say did you say something about Spider
Man coming up?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Yeah? We got Spider Man News, Spider Peak whatever, Spider Peek.
Guys shook he is a Spider Peak much Yeah. Orange
Show Speedway a song by Lizzie McAlpine. Oh is that?
Check it out? That's a terrific song. Now let's see
where were we? Uh? Coming up? We have Spider Man

(55:18):
in the news and kind of a cool story. It's
a kind of a real Spider Man incident.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Have you heard the Spider Man's secret identity is Peter Parker?
Have you heard this that you have a young kid
with the camera. Yeah, yeah, Spider Man, Peter Parker, same guy.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
No not no way.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Yeah, you had something about Superman. He's a secret identity,
didn't you. I'm not saying oh yeah, no, all right,
probably best. Well, what happened was Clark Kent got the Lasik.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Blown.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
I don't even ask who Batman is. The last person
who said they knew was Jeffrey Epstein. So well, now
in all yeah, thank you Josh. That made my day.
Right now, it's time to do a little bit of
a quiz. And now Chick may not be as sharp

(56:13):
as he usually is because he stayed up late to
watch his team. They had a rough game, but it's
not over there.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
One and one.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
I watched one play and I knew it was going
to be bad, so I went to bed. That is
the absolute truth that ruins this setup. But for the
for the purpose of this next.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Year's right, Tom, I'm a little woozy from lack. There
we go Airgo quiz time. Yes, you've been hearing about
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(57:36):
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Speaker 1 (58:33):
Of course, Christy gets it right, brilliantly done. Thank you
very much. Christi Lee, by the way, all dressed up today,
apparently a job interview. You're looking very nice, beautiful colors.
That's that's a very kind of a preppy kind of
a dress up.

Speaker 8 (58:53):
It was my second choice, the first one, hot pinch.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
That's why I was late this morning. What was wrong
with the first one.

Speaker 8 (58:59):
Couldn't got zipped. Thanks for bringing it up.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Your honor. I believe the plaintiff brought it up a
little u okay, because I was hoping it was I
was hoping it is got a big I was hoping
it was Evage Clay. But for the rest of you.

Speaker 8 (59:21):
It was a failure.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
You look very nice with a big I can't recover
from this. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. I'm not
playing this.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
The circus music. This is this. I'm not playing this.
Ace is playing this. Hello, Jess Hooker, Hi, this is
fun music. Yes, it's fun. Pat it sounds good. This
is the kind of thing you play in the bedroom,
the bedroom. I was your lady friend. Look it's time

(01:00:02):
now for the puppet show. This sounds like I bring
up the puppet. This sounds like the Ed Dean playlist. Well,
I'm going to put his face on my face. This
is happy sweet music. Oh the kind of thing you hate. Yeah,
that is not good happy stuff. Let me ask you this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Yeah, which servers band did you bring in to record that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
I have?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
That is not I'm not responsible for that music, but
I like it very much, very happy. Sounds like little
getting ready for a nice circus show. Wow, it's nothing, okay,
nothing like this. So you don't like circus. You don't
like circuses because there are three rings?

Speaker 8 (01:00:53):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, I've always said this, you can't focus. I have
got terrible ad D. Anyway, and now I go to
the circus and hey, look some guy, there's some lady
hanging by her hair. This is awesome. Then there's a
lion over here, and then there's a You need a
one ring circuit.

Speaker 16 (01:01:08):
And I thought people with ADHD that that would be
a good thing because there were multiple things.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Go to ring, one Ring two get so quick you
can look at but people aren't getting their due. Oh okay,
there's some person out there that's developed some incredible skill.
I'm able to watch that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
I appreciate it that I got to watch it like
you would listen to an orchestra. I mean, each each
individual comes together for the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
I went to a one ring circus last summer. They exist,
Oh yeah, yep, I'm usually where they are great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I've never found clowns especially funny, especially although I do
like the thing where they get you know, forty guys
come out of a little car. That's always great, especially
if one of them is a very shortened stature. That
always cracks me up. Typically the last Yeah, that's always funny.

Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
You think of Just and I as little clowns.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Don't you? If we dressed up as clowns for Halloween?
Would that freak you out? Yes? I hate really? Yeah?
What about mine? Mine freaking out? Yeah? Okay, you know
my clown story. Oh I know your clowns. Ye you you.
I can't tell the whole thing. You retain your guys.

(01:02:22):
The you went ahead and this was in DeLand, Florida.

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
Had some dinner and wait, why do they call it DeLand?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
It's near to see. And there was one of those,
one of those lesser circuses. Sure, not the Ringling Brothers,
but one of the lesser circuses was in town. And
this lady came in with this clown. You know, it's
six in the morning, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
The circus PR person brought the clowns in. Okay, the
circus PR clown, the circus PR guy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Talking to you, and the clowns talking to you. Yeah.
So we're sitting there, but we're getting together, You're getting
get We're playing you know, probably like Hotel Motel or something,
playing whatever the music was at the time, and I'm
talking to this guy. He's smoking a cigarette and this
is it smoking? Yeah whatever. His name was, like Washo
the clown or whatever. He was not in makeup, but

(01:03:11):
since it was radio and there was we didn't have
a YouTube and all that stuff I do, I figured
he'd be And then this is completely true. And then
as soon as we went on the air, I said, hey,
we got whatever his name was, Washo the clown from
the you know whatever it is, Lesser Brothers circus here
with us. And I said, so, what's the show like

(01:03:32):
and I literally get a honk honk, and I realized, oh,
he doesn't talk. I've got a f I've got to
find a tape of this. It was really bad. Yeah,
so do you have like animals and stuff? Yeah? But
not she not during the interview. No, she talked at dinner,

(01:03:54):
a different part to this. The story. The story's over
that Tom couldn't talk. His mouth was full of you
know what I mean, well, vomits. Oh god, God, he
went ahead and finished. He's closed there. There may have
been vomiting. I don't remember, is it? Have you finished sports?
Do you have one more sports story? I have one

(01:04:16):
more of these? Stupid? I can't hear that the boat
nobody amazing stupid world records the symphony and volume levels
even through the sound chain that Eddie. Eddie has been
working on this sound chain with Dan for thirty years.
Are you ready for some foot You can't get the

(01:04:36):
levels right? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
I do have my new I do have my new
outro music. Would you like to hear that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Oh? Sooner than levs. I'll see you guys later. That's
pretty good. Toodles. Okay, what's the world record?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
A British woman says, she's giving up racing after competing
a completing a ten k at the age of eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
But not racism. She's still she's still hold stronger that yeah,
she still wants all those folks to go back where
they came from.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Once again, I'll repeat this a British An eighty seven
year old British woman says she is giving up racing. Oh, racing, Okay,
after completing a ten k. Oh, so she's doesn't grace car?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
That was it? Yeah, there's no record, there's no right.
This is a person quitting a person. Just if you
keep reading?

Speaker 16 (01:05:31):
Did she did she complete records?

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Missus Barbara Thackeray only started running ten years ago, but
has since competed in around fifteen ten k racing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Only record she has is Glenn Miller.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
The retired teacher and grandma of two, has decided that
Sunday's ten k race would be her last official running event.
She said, my body is getting a bit tired. Now
I'll keep running.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
But no more.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
She's a road rash on her boom while in the
pro lapse. Well, she's gonna keep Ronnie, she just doesn't
need to do it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:05):
Is yeah, professionally, Yeah, the Glenn Miller Orchestra is still
out there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Performing they are. Yeah, well Glenn Glenn Kit quit the
group quite a while ago. Yeah, unwillingly.

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Yeah, I heard somebody talking about it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
The Glenn Miller Orchestra is about to play the Kennedy Center.

Speaker 8 (01:06:21):
Okay, that's that's right in October mill Plane Crash.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yes, is that right?

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
I love I had a two disc CD of original
Glenn Miller.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I love that stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
In the move and band or Yeah, big bands, wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Steve Miller's their grandfather. Oh yeah, that makes it a lie.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Colm feels compelled. He can't let it go. People are
going to think that's Steve Miller.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
This is one of my all time favorite songs. It's
just great melody. Glenn Miller or oh fine, yeah, say
what you want.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
But the movie nineteen forty one has a great scene
involving this music.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
That's a great move. I'm with you. I really enjoy
that movie.

Speaker 13 (01:07:05):
Love that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
There's also a great classic big band song in the
movie Young Frankenstein. Yeah, sure, it's the Chattanooga Chu Choo
song is pepped into it in a very very funny way.
That was a small child.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
The the six Flags in Saint Louis had a show
and it was chickens that would come out. They were
like animatronic or something, and they would come out and
they would balk to that song.

Speaker 8 (01:07:30):
That's great.

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
Yeah, you have my attention. And I begged every time
we went to watch the chickens. Yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
I want to get an engineer out there. Maybe Eddie
can fix this up. I want to get a fish
that on the wall, one of those things that will
sing the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald. Yeah, that's gotta happen.
That's pretty funny. Or we could have him do Pat's version,
which is the Rectum of Ella Fitzgerald. I think it

(01:07:59):
was Elephi's gir Old's birthday, not that long. Did she
get a cake to kill you? I'm just saying maybe
we should have played a song just well so, I'm
I'm so this lady's retiring and that made the news. Huh?
Is that sports? Yeah? You brought it. I don't know

(01:08:19):
what I was like, you know what. I humbly apologize,
But you should hook up with the guy skiing at
the North Pole. Yeah. Well they're both fit, very active. Yeah,
eighty seven and running they both hump it out appropriate
that guy's ninety in skiing Foster is better than mine.
She's eighty seven. My goal is to be able to
ski when I'm in my eighties. So when you're in

(01:08:43):
your eighties, I want to ski. Yeah. Still, yeah, that
is a good. One of our friends is eighty and
he still skis. I'm not sure. Apparently, brain I thought
the same exactly, Diary.

Speaker 8 (01:08:57):
I think it's good, okay, but I need good bone density.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Good. So far, everything's fine. Your bones are as dense
as chalk.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
You know, right now, right now, the primary density I'm
having is in my left testicle. Yeah, we heard, well,
maybe Pat can sing his song from this hooker, a
new song coming out. We'll come back with that. I
enjoyed that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
You know. We never did find our tallest listener yesterday,
Yes we did.

Speaker 14 (01:09:27):
He was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
We got one letter. He said he was six or nine. Well,
that's our tall is probably the.

Speaker 8 (01:09:32):
It's hard to beat that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
There's got to be a seven footer out there listening
to us. But maybe maybe they have no interest in
corresponding with us. Maybe they're bone densities they can type of.
Now you get that tall, you don't live very long.
Coming up. We have something new in the news. Uh.
A doctor calls it jet belly, jet belly, jet belly,

(01:09:55):
and it and the cure for jet belly rather unusual
and may not make everybody around you happy. We'll find
out what that is in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:10:07):
Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you
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Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobbin Tomp Show. We got
another listener, a late entry in the listener email. Hello,
Josh Arnold, Bye, Christy Lee, Pychick Cat Godwin Chick. There's
Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Did you do
it by heighten? And no, there's Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Isn't that our topic? Speaking of height, we did get
a follow up email yesterday. We were trying to find
our world of paulus listener to the Bob and Tom Show,
and they someone emailed us. He said he was six'
nine that's. Tall we got a follow up email yesterday
from a guy who claimed to be eight feet. Three all,
right all, Right he told the guy who claimed to
be six' nine to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Suck it all that guy would have to do is
to lift. His, gin yeh work IN. The nba so
now we're getting Email from are there really tall guys
out there that keep it on the? Down low? You
know or like eight? FEET tall i think you'd.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
Noticed, them yeah, you know but.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Nowadays you don't have to go out or do anything
ever if you. Don't, want yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
ABSOLUTELY not i think if you were eight, feet tall
isn't that giganticism or something where that's? Not good it's. Very,
difficult yeah the heart doesn't care for problems.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
With physics and didn't you didn't you have a? Growth
spurt weren't you like five two and freshman and Then?
YOU yeah i grew from five three to six feet
in one summer, base.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Woo that's Nine inches your? Bones? Hurt yeah oh it
was an agonizing summer.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
Brutal.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
The rat can? You imagine THAT'S when i was the
bellman at the. Holiday inn your pants get absolutely adore.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
These stories it was It was Tom's first was it
your first adventure in the? Outside, world, No, Daddy, No.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
No i'd had. OTHER jobs i don't paper route my.
Whole life but.

Speaker 6 (01:12:17):
Is there a holiday in out there, at all anywhere
in the world that still has?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
A bellman i don't know? A holiday, probably, yeah yeah,
BUT yeah i was the billboy at. The holiday was
it the first? Time you but it? WAS great i
mean it was so much fun on, the guy one
of THE guys i, Worked With. Eddie sincere was that
the first minority, You?

Speaker 15 (01:12:34):
EVER matt i bet it was kind of maybe one
that you you? Bonded, with, sure yeah but yeah. It
was that was The fast is that his, Real Name, Eddie,
sincere yes That's what that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
We call that's what he. Called himself that's such a,
great name the. Greatest ever and that's the STORY WHERE
i i there wasn't a lot, to do was the
bellman of the holiday In so i'd washed the front
door a lost and we had we had our little
we had our little closet with, a, mop remember And
then eddie had a bottle of booze behind.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
The bucket, oh well at the time. Probably yeah, to
me he seemed to, be.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Like let's, just say he hadn't always. Been free that's
how old. He was. That's, old yeah let's see it
would have been that's probably, not possible but. He was
he was probably in. His forties you remember how much
money you made? An hour, oh god probably a buck something, an,
hour probably and you're, OFF tipped. I. Imagine, yeah yeah

(01:13:34):
the BIGGEST tip i got was from a. Pro, golfer oh,
OH god i can't remember. Procurely, HIM No i i'll
have to look at the list of pro golfers in,
that Era and i'll Remember Who Bagger.

Speaker 8 (01:13:47):
Vance hogan did you have to valet park cars?

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
On OCCASION and i? Get that and THAT was i
was only sixteen and didn't really have the skill set.

Speaker 13 (01:13:59):
To.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Drive there a, Restaurant, attached yes and the restaurant was
called not, the one but it was Called The. Olive,
garden okay but it was it Wasn't The olive. It
didn't it didn't Become The. OLIVE garden i was, just
isolated and that that holiday in is no. Longer there
did your folks ever come to eat there? Or anything
just to? See YOU and i wore one of Those

(01:14:21):
as chick would, describe. It, ejaculates yeah it's, the jacket
the jacket that comes down to. Your waist it's like
a sport cold with, lapels tails and it was it,
was red it, was red but your pants. Were black
did you have A little bellman's hat a? Little cap
did not have. A cap were you Addressed? As bellman
what kind? Of pants? Just blacked? Were? Black no? BLUE Jeans? O?

(01:14:46):
Bellman bellman it was, black shoes, black socks black pants
and then white. White, shirt yeah it's pretty tie. No,
tie yeah that was. My job and the anyone call,
you boy? Oh. Boy no and the the name of
the guy that ran. The place you're not gonna believe

(01:15:09):
ME what i. Tell you his name Was Mister, burns
burns and we called Him fat frank was. His Name
frank burns Name Was. Frank frank he, was, portly right
he was verry and he would sit In the there
was a the in the lobby Of The. Holiday inn
there were some of the seating for the hotel was

(01:15:31):
there for the, restaurant rather and he would sit there
for hours at a. Time eating i'm picturing. And yah and,
he also by, the way he smoked.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
A cigar he.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
Smoked cigarettes but he and he had a pencil. Thin,
muscle yes you wear a vest with. Straining buttons They, were.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Yeah yeah. He, was yeah he was kind of who's
the Guy From Family Affairs sebastian, cabot excellent, but yeah
and he he had. Greasy hair it was a little
a little too long that curled in. The back pensylton
must have. Memori you AND then i. WENT up i
got a call occasionally now you got, to call, you
know go up to room, you know, two seventeen and

(01:16:12):
helped the lady with. Her, BAG no i went up to. This,
room oh was there a Golfer Named frank beard or
that's the that's the. Something beard it might Have Been, Frank, beard,
yeah Absolutely Or frank beard's the drummer And ZY top i,
THINK anyway i think that's who The. Crisp beard maybe
there was definitely a beard. TO golf i think that's
the guy that gave me the. Big, TIP anyway i
was called up to, a room not the Aforementioned mister,

(01:16:34):
beard's ROOM and I was it was fairly late in,
the DAY but i WAS still i worked the afternoon
shift in the, morning shift and this guy goes a,
you know can you get me? A girl can you
get me? A girl i'm not exactly sure how we,
worded it but it became clear to me THAT and
i just, remember, SAY oh i don't think we have that, service,

(01:16:55):
Here sir that's not the way. You said and then,
HE said, i, SAID well i got one the LAST
time i. Was here who did you? Talk to and
then he described the. OTHER bellman, i, said oh That That's.
Eddie sincere, And Yes, frank beard that's the name of. The. Golfer,
yeah yeah he WON eleven. Pga, tours yeah he gave
me a. BIG tip i moved his clubs into. His

(01:17:15):
car very. Nice guy. But yeah then AND then I
told i left a Note for, eddie that, you know room.
Two seventeen the guy's Looking once eddie was running a.
Side house hey?

Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Not yeah AND like, i said he also had his
bottle of booze behind. The bucket do you remember what?
THAT was. I don't it wasn't the sort of thing
you'd find in my dad's. LIQUOR cat i bet off brand.
LIKE never i never took a snort, at work. EVEN
then i took. My, job, YEAH yeah i bet that

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was a. Great job it was a. Terrific. Job yeah
And the lois was one of the desk clerks and
you'll like and you'll, Like. This LOIS when i left
to go back, to school she gave me a Book
Called setting Free the Bears By. John irving how about
that pretty but ahead of. Her, Time yeah and there
There was mickey and one. Other Guy mickey mickey was

(01:18:11):
one of the other one of the other, desk clerks
and we Had the, holidex computer which at the time
was like the state of, the art and it was
now you'd look at it and.

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
Go wow that's were they traditional keys for? The, rooms
yes so they with a peg board kind of thing in,
the back, the hooks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
And they had they had the Grain plastic Bates, motel yeah, yeah,
thing yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Absolutely wow they had all the little cubbies for mail.

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
And, stuff yep. Yeah yeah would you add this to your?
Outgoing mail i'd be happy to well the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Days right and by, THE way i left my shoes
out in the hallway and they were not shined.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
This morning.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
YOU know i tried to pull that once because it Happens.
In shawshank at one point he's at the bank and,
he goes by, the way would you add this to your?
Outgoing MAIL and i did that at a bank once
and the lady looked at ME like i was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Absolute, psycho pa, that's great just say it because you
saw in.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
The, Movie YES and, i, WENT oh i didn't realize
that you could just ask people to add your mail.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
To theirs how cool?

Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
Is that AND so i had to go to, the
BANK and i had to go to the, post office
AND SO i i, Just went i'm gonna kill two
birds with one stone like. And DOESN'T and i was
taking care of the stuff at the bank AND then, i,
go oh by, the WAY and i had like these
bills or, whatever stamped and would you please add these
to your?

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Outgoing mail and, she, goes, What now i've got the
thing from a MOVIE that i would wonder if it.
Would work did you ever See The? Maltese, falcon sure
great Scene where bogart and he's got he's got to
send that note and, it's there It's In, san francisco
but he just puts the street address them just puts the. Word,
city hmmm would? THAT work i, don't know didn't have, zip, no, no,

(01:19:51):
no no are? You kidding just that? Wouldn't, work now
you know whatever, it was, you know Fourteen Seventeen Main.
STREET city i remember.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
THERE being i want, to say like a two minute
commercial when zip codes. Came out, oh really that's all
you'll need is your. Zip code they call it The
postals and now you've got.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
That thing when you click, on it gives a zip
code that it gives something else, after that four.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
More numbers that's a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Postal, code Right that's did you know?

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
OUR friend i don't want to Sound, like tom but
did you know our? Magician friend You Know. Justin willman
he has memorized every zip code In The.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
United. States Unbelievable and justin's going back. On tour i'm
going to be, SEEING him i want, to Say. In
january he's Got a netflix series. Out there just show
out there right now to take. Your kids that's one
of the Greatest shows i've. Ever Seen and i've seen
the show live twice and it's, it's terrific different.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Every time and he's he's much FUNNIER than i thought.
He WAS and i thought he. Was funny he's He's
really it's a. Great show if you get. A chance
I think justin's. TOUR starts i think you're looking. IT
up i think it Starts in january of. Next year, HELL.

Speaker 8 (01:20:54):
Yeah i just saw something On.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
My, yeah Okay so. I'm sorry we've we've just Lost all.

Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
Remember his, original name you used to Go By. Justin credible, oh, yeah, yeah,
right yeah. THE right i think he did the. Right thing,
but yeah Starts.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
In, february, okay yeah, but yeah we'll we'll hope to get. Him,
in yeah we'll get him in. Here again last time
we had him on zoom and he did a. Tremendous
trick somehow he did it, lower minds through the through
the through the camera. Was amazing, coming up we have a.
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Speaker 8 (01:21:30):
I'm wrong justin's on tour now because he's got a
Big on friday.

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The nineteenth oh where's he going.

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
To be he's going to Be in Boys In, San.

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Angelo texas, all right if you're anywhere Near, sant angelo go.
See him he's to, tell him. We said also, Coming,
up uh HE'S a tv dude from, Way Back. Richard
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Mark summers will be. Our guest you may know Him,
from doubledare maybe from a bunch of. Cooking stuff we're
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I'm Great. It's friday you know what. That means it's
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SHUT up a drinking Pony named patrick is cutting way
back on its, beer consumption according to. Its owners what
you failed? To mention he had to lay off the
sauce after. Falling down well giving a pony ride the.
Real issue he'd blamed the fat head on. His back,
oh yeah drunk.

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they said THEY were i am.

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Not you they would not allow you to get on
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Rode it went home and he, ate them. DIDN'T you
i took a cinnamon bond and grilled it on a lot.
OF butter I Watched jerry. LEWIS move, i see how
can we get back to a newsby failed to Mention
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Interesting?

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group of children playing ding dong ditch turned out to
actually just be. A, snail well you f had to
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Ding.

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Don't, Dwell wow i'm trying to think. It through i'm
trying to think. It through.

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They call It Ding dong deutsch. Over there yeah we
we we heard that two. Days ago just TRYING to
i don't know if you're in the, Hackling Position, jeff
douche just trying to. Change it if you, love that
you're gonna love.

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One okay women are Going into turkey to have their.
Legs shortened what you failed? To mention so where do
we send them for their?

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Work? Stories yeah we. Had ladies you don't? Like her
who do? We hate, this week.

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We learned that a phenomenon known as zimbic penis is
just one of the side effects of using the weight.

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yeah yeah.

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Move forward. From here.

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what you failed. To, Mention well i've done my own
research and it does. Not sure maybe when the walls
start breathing after, two hours you feel a little more relaxed,

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and finally, oh, wait no. Not, finally sorry you gotta
sit through this piece.

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Of crap.

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the okay fair Enough here and finally eighteen who would
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Most Parents so i'm asking. THE news I wish i
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and his special is up and running right Now On.
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gift so get. Her done how did, That?

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He Talked, about oh which one that?

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Did, nutrients okay he did one. Of them then he
did prilosec right. After, THAT oh i know. He, did
yeah but he mentioned.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
IT solos i, Don't know Privlo, sec, yeah, okay okay
what do You.

Speaker 8 (01:27:48):
Got, christian hey there's a new survey out there of
Two thousand americans show most folks ditch their budgets and
their diets while. On, vacation yeah that sounds. About, right
well that that's why you go on.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Break. From everything what else did they have from the? Obvious?

Speaker 8 (01:28:03):
Institute yeah this is From The talker research poll that
found nearly sixty PERCENT of us adults say budgets don't
exist when it comes. To vacation about half said calories don't.
Count either thirty percent feel that when they're on vacation
there's no pressure to watch the news or check a.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
News, app sure something.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
Like that tom you're pretty good at let.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
It, all, no, NO no i will read my, normal,
okay yeah a bunch. Of news you can't take.

Speaker 16 (01:28:36):
A break he was emailing us while he was at the. Surgery, center,
yeah yep like waiting to be. Rolled in he's sending.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Us, stuff well maybe it's A comforta sometimes you don't to.
Keep docupied you just seen. THE photos i, didn't SAY
oh i a'm.

Speaker 8 (01:28:50):
Getting photos i'm thank. For that fifty intentionally avoid reading.
Work emails. Oh yeah more than sixty percent believe that
returning tech circles halls in non emergency situations is.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Totally, OPTIONAL well i don't have to be on vacation
and not read what.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Is there a condition among management middle management management types
that almost always send emails to employees on The WEEKEND
or i just didn't read them when you're on vacation
or before the show or something.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
Like, that no maybe It's they it just occurs to
them at that moment and they just send.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
IT out i don't think that's all. THE show i
don't like the. Friday, email this this will ruin.

Speaker 13 (01:29:31):
Your.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Weekend oh we've.

Speaker 16 (01:29:32):
Had some comedians send emails at like eight pm On
a Friday and, I'M like i can't respond.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
To, this YEAH so i have to send an alarm
to Remember on monday.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
To.

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
Respond yeah sixty percent admitted to skipping responsibilities they would
normally keep, up with such as working or. Tiding up
this is what vacation is.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
ALL about i, don't, yeah yeah don't you when you're
in a Hotel on baker work out. On vacation it
Depends what i'm doing it, you, sure absolutely yeah on. A,
vacation no but you walk a LOT on i walk
a lot, on vacation right on the, beach.

Speaker 8 (01:30:06):
Walk but you don't know the gym at.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
THE time i kind of make the bed okay. On vacation,
ON vacation, I mean i'm not going to put in,
hospital Corners but i'll get. It organized and you have
a maid.

Speaker 16 (01:30:16):
For that well if you're not not if you're an
airbnb oh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
But WHATEVER just i just want to. Have case there's.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Stuff there we conducted a pole With our Bob and
tom listeners and ninety eight percent of people are shocked
and dismayed that you don't care for.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Room. SERVICE tom i hate, room service. Hates, it yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:30:33):
That's unbelievable you're here at some.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Exotic place so you want to sit in, your room it's,
a desk, and well.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
You're not going to sit in your room, all day
but just. For breakfast maybe a. Nice restaurant they've. Got flowers,
that's right you got the.

Speaker 16 (01:30:46):
Horror there oh you're going to have a, sexy breakfast
you order the.

Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
Horror breakfast over sixty percent said they eat out for
every single meal while on. A trip quarter of respondents
said they have dessert with every meal.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
As well oh.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
About that overhap said they snack more than when they're.
At home nearly fifty five percent wear clothes on vacation
they wouldn't normally wear.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
At, home, oh cabanaware. Of course, Oh yeah i'm with
you on. That one absolutely, a.

Speaker 8 (01:31:13):
Calf ten.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Linen short sleeve SHIRTS.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
And i checked positive almost all of that that. Whole,
list yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:31:21):
Me too when it comes, to vacation the motto treat
yourself came out on top, forty percent followed by try
everything once and no alarms and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
No, PLANS okay i. Like, THAT no i mean you want, some, Plans,
right yeah you're. On vacation you have to take Advantage,
of hey you're in some, cool place do, Something fun
but a lot of people. Beach vacation you don't have.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
To read well vacation and, once again no room service
and no beaches because of. The, SHARKS yeah, I know
i mean, not ever not everything that Tongres.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Won't maybe go maybe go at boating might. Be fun do?

Speaker 8 (01:31:56):
YOU ever i mean this from the depth of. My
heart you ever? Just relax you never let your?

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
HAIR do? I mean you KNOW what. I mean i
relax in my, Own way, BUT no. I don't i
don't like sitting on a beach in your. Own time.
It's boring and, my kids what do you do? To
relax going a, nice hike that's a good way that.
Can be that actually can be. Oddly relaxing the LAST
vacation i was on just a few, weeks ago hiking

(01:32:23):
and UNTIL suddenly i felt a severe pain in My lower.

Speaker 8 (01:32:29):
You think you got your? HEARN yet i don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
WHO knows i wasn't lifting anything at, the time. Heavy equipment,
all right. Callon balls you're gonna have a problem like wearing. A,
Rucksack now pat you learned the while. On vacation the
bread the breathalyzer still reads out, The, same yes drunk

(01:32:54):
on vacation with my son. Driving, around really that doesn't
Seem very yelling at the Characters. At, disney, hey HEY
many i heard you. Were, insane yeah, OH wait i
got that joke something about goo. Goose gofy, I'm, sorry

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Have a special guest joining us in. The studio It Is, mark, summers,
author actor game. Show host the guy's done it all
and he was even in a movie last Year that
i'm je finding. OUT about i am a fan Of
those hallmark. Holiday MOVIES and i say holiday movies because

(01:37:06):
the one you were in Was called hankkah On.

Speaker 6 (01:37:09):
The, Rocks YES and i was doing a one man
Show off broadway for six months, last year and after,
the show a lady came up to me, and said,
you know have you ever thought about being in? A
MOVIE and, i, went, yeah right that's. Gonna HAPPEN and
i ended up starring In a. HALLMARK movie i had
no idea how popular those. Things are people are Obsessed with.
Hallmark movies and, you know my email and everything exploded

(01:37:32):
when when that came on.

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The air so it was a.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
Great, experience yeah and it's a, really charming, great MOVIE
and i was hoping they're starting to do sequels of.
Those now i'm hoping to eventually see more of you
at the bar explaining some.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
Honka, traditions yeah we're.

Speaker 6 (01:37:49):
In conversations but like everything in our, lovely industry it doesn't,
exist anymore and they've cut budgets left, and right so
who knows what's going on in this. Busines effect we're.
All here broadcasting is unusual. These days it seems like
everybody is either merged and let Go and AI's. Taking
over it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Frightening time did you film It? In canada, we did
as a matter, of Fact because i've watched enough of those,
to know and there are several actors that are in
several of.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
Those correct they use them over and over and. Over
again we Were, in winnipeg A place i've never been
to in my, entire life and we had some. Fun
there we're up there about almost a month shooting, this
thing and, my say Was it christmas time at well
a little bit before we should were Shooting. In september
but my biggest fear was memorizing all. THOSE lines i
was in fear that at, MY age i can barely

(01:38:36):
REMEMBER where i, live anymore and the FACT that i had,
to memorize, you know like eighty pages. Of dialogue but
they had an acting coach with me who, was spectacular
and he told me, calm down you'll, be fine and
son of, a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
It was it was easier than Doing the.

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
Broadway show only because you could stop and start and
if you, screwed up, you, say HEY can i do?

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
That again and you.

Speaker 6 (01:38:55):
Did it when you're doing a live show on stage,
by yourself there's no, do overs Did.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
You when you were filming double there were there a
lot of do overs.

Speaker 6 (01:39:02):
There done we had no budget to go back and,
do AGAIN so i had to fix it sort of
as we were. Doing it and you learned a lot as.
A broadcaster now that show started in nineteen. EIGHTY six
i was a young whipper snapper at, the TIME but
i learned how to do BASICALLY live tv because we
were up to six shows, a day five days, a
week thirty in week was.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
A lot and didn't you also have to conform or
obey with game? Show rules there are some extra.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
Stuff, there yeah standards and practices makes you do certain
things that's fair across the board to all the contestants
and things. Like that, so yeah it was interesting after
the twenty one scandal then get sure, yeah right, oh,
Yeah WOW so, i understand well a couple of things
you're Talking About justin WILLMAN as i was. Driving in
I've known Justin since he went to college with my

(01:39:50):
Daughter at Emerson, And boston and to, THIS day i
still Think that justin is the best live act working.
Clubs ANYWHERE and i just think he's, YOU know i
started off as. A magician i love to get fooled
and half THE time i have no idea how he
does what.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
He does. It's, amazing yeah. He's, GREAT yeah i. Saw
him i've seen him a couple of times live and,
in PERSON and i just yesterday was noticing he's he's
going to. BE nearby i Think in January, Or february
i'm going to go see. Him again but you were
saying He's in texas.

Speaker 8 (01:40:15):
This, weekend yeah He's in abilene on, the nineteenth not.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
This weekend there was millions of videos out there, of
him but seeing him, in person. He's great he's he really.
Is brilliant now you're also talking.

Speaker 6 (01:40:26):
ABOUT hiking i just took the whole Family to MAUI
and i hike a minimum of five miles a day
no MATTER where.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
I am where did you like to? GO hike i
was the last BIG hike i was on Was, In, vail,
colorado beautiful and it was that it was there two.
Weeks ago, you know they also Had A hernia. Wall
hiking they also. Ski, There yes i'm quite.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
A, wet Rumor but i've been on. THESE trips i
don't know if you've ever. DONE these i don't know
if you take. The TIME but i did seventy mile
Hike of Tuscanning, In, umbria wow which. Was amazing and
then h had a sixty mile hike In, portug, AND
boy i gotta. Tell you there's a company Called, back
roads another one Called. Country walkers you must do those
those Are.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
Spec yeah my neighbor just got back from Bicycling across
portugal and he said it. Was amazing i'm looking forward.
To it but speaking, of hiking this couldn't be. More
perfect we have a hiking story in the NEWS that
i find. Quite interesting couple of.

Speaker 8 (01:41:20):
Them actually, uh yeah this. One is Officials In New
york state say four hikers high on magic mushrooms needed
to be rescued From. The Catskills The New York state
Department Of environmental conservation said one of the hikers called,
for help saying they had all taken psychedelic mushrooms and
that one was suffering from quote a.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
Debilitating.

Speaker 8 (01:41:42):
High yikes another one of the hikers, was hallucinating claiming
to see a bridge that did.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
Not exist think, about, that boy.

Speaker 6 (01:41:50):
That's problematic depending on where he, saw it if it
was over.

Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
A Gorge, russell martin a forest ranger who helped in,
the rescue said the men were lost On The giant,
ledge trail which ranges from eleven hundred to twenty six
hundred feet.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
In, elevation well they got their giant ledge.

Speaker 8 (01:42:07):
With several sheer cliffs.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
And, drops yeah, oh yeah you gotta have a.

Speaker 8 (01:42:12):
Drop forse rangers and members Of The Pine Hill fire
department were able to locate, the hikers one of whom
was in the fetal position and unable. To communicate that
would have. Been me so they were brought.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Down safely by. The, way Oh mister oske was, discussing
this and, he said aren't you supposed to have some
kind of a sober guide if you're a? Smart, IDEA
yeah i WOULD think i would think hiking a trail
with twelve hundred foot drops probably not a good idea
to not be totally sober and really know where. You're,
going yeah so tell me about a, year hernia BECAUSE

(01:42:46):
sadly i have to go do this, as well putting
it off and putting, it off and now it has
its own. Zip code.

Speaker 6 (01:42:53):
I've got to go. Do THIS and i understand yours
has not been a. Comfortable, SITUATION yeah, i know but
it is a.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Great DOCTOR yet i had one uh Uh what January,
or february AND then i had another one a couple
of WEEKS ago i didn't and this. One, Hurts, MONDAY
no i. HAD it i had it Fixed. On monday,
oh yeah, so yeah and then but. It's great they. Put,
right yeah they put a mesh, in there like a
screen door piece. In there that that. FIXES that i
speak in. MEDICAL terms i don't want to get. Too

(01:43:19):
technical you got you. Got mesh now you got cow parts? Inside,
you yeah pins in? Your. Shoulders yeah so was it?
Same day you go in and go out the? Same, Day,
yes yeah went in early in the MORNING and i
was out by like one in. The afternoon, much pain a,
little bit and it's, right now it's kind. Of Settling
South well pat actually wrote a song. About, it, well

(01:43:40):
yeah you have some issues. Now, TODAY yeah i have
quite honestly turned purple From the Groin. Area. South, YEAH
yeah i mean it is.

Speaker 13 (01:43:53):
It is it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Is purple, in fact half of part of me that
is uh free and only half, of it half of it.
Is PURPLE and i didn't notice that until yesterday AFTERNOON because.
I could you can't shower for a couple. Of days
why because your glue. Your stomachs they they put three
holes in your in, my case in. Your belly then

(01:44:16):
they glue. Them shut they. Gle them they don't, use
stitches they, use glue water, soluble, apparently. Yeah apparently and
then then you don't you're not allowed to Scrub, the
yeah you gotta. Be careful you can get a wet
but you. Can't scrub scrub as long as the, one
well Then you'll but then they tell you if if
this green goo, comes out you go back to. The, hospital,

(01:44:39):
Yeah no. I'm fine they did a. Great job there's
the glue. Is HOLDING but i am black and Blue
and i'm a little bit swollen in. Certain areas so
That's why i'm very gingerly. Doing this but by, all
means and it's. A robot, i mean it's obviously a
brilliant physician and a, great staff but they part of
it is done by. A robot and how long did

(01:44:59):
it take?

Speaker 9 (01:44:59):
To?

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Do uh maybe? An hour. That's?

Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
It, UH yeah i, was OUT so i. DON'T know
i don't want to. Be around so what is this
lovely song that we Have about?

Speaker 9 (01:45:07):
Jillie beloved we are gathered today to show a little
sympathy for a.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
Fearless leader just. HAD surgery i think you Know who i'm.
Talking about tom had a herd, you see jarl, mm
hmmm and he's in a lot of pain that whilearia

(01:45:33):
is this color.

Speaker 9 (01:45:37):
Ruses hon as stomach all the way down to.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
His loins purple grind, Per line.

Speaker 11 (01:45:47):
Come on now singing with her, whole grind, Purple roy
i'll take a man filings the color of a, rare top,
sir line.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Penus looks like an? Egg plant boys? Got, Up boy
thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:46:06):
Very much.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
So can you not do certain things for? A? While yeah?
How long? Two weeks what it said on?

Speaker 7 (01:46:17):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Week yeah discharge he's not supposed to be driving or.
Discharge discharge here's one that was HIGHLIGHTED and i brought
it in because they knew they wouldn't. Believe me m m. Right.
Here uh it says keep all small incisions drive for
forty eight hours. After surgery you may resume sexual activity after.

(01:46:39):
TWO weeks i was greeted. With, applause, no no you
know you should alter. That too, You, must yeah for.
Your health Thatad, In, now oh this is my this
is my.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Famous story in front of my wife at the time
WHEN after i had my open, heart surgery the doctor
looked at me, and said now you can't have sex
for six h six weeks with, your wife eight weeks for.
Anyone else, That's, True yeah and that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
Was, true no it's it's, more longer stranger longer because
it's so much. More, exciting, Yes no. I'm whatever chip told,
that story and then a few Years Later, robert schimmel,
the comedian had a similar thing with the. Same story
and then he brought in the pamphlet and it's written

(01:47:31):
right there off it would have to what do you
think a? Little?

Speaker 6 (01:47:37):
More again What didn't by, the way, ROOM service i
agree with you one. Thousand, percent yeah there's no point.
In It what, OH NO I i i'm fifty to fifty.
With it you go to a, mice hotel there's a great.
RESTAURANT downstairs i don't go to the veil to sit

(01:47:57):
in my.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
Hotel room if it doesn't taste. The same it's never are.
Hot enough it's just you know that the toast.

Speaker 5 (01:48:02):
IS cold.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
I bother i like to engage with, the waitress fight
out what what are? These tattoos you can't do that
for two? Weeks, waitress, no no, you know go back. And,
forth hey what's a good thing to. Do today what's
happening in.

Speaker 8 (01:48:17):
The, town yeah but it's great if you are you
come in late and the restaurant's. Already closed.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
Hate IT and i hate sitting in bed with food.
ON us i hate food in. THE bed i hate
food in. THE car i don't. LIKE food i hate
having my girls all have food in. The car and
then especially when the suburban where you've got that way way,
back seat but you never and then six weeks later

(01:48:43):
you go, back, to oh look here's half of a.

Speaker 6 (01:48:46):
Big, MAC yeah i hear about. THE same i hate
when You find french fries there are three. Weeks old
when you're, you know they just don't taste.

Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
AS good i know. They don't we know better, than
You Right Hot mark summers is. Our guest mark has
a distinguished television career and the star Of a hanukah On,
the Rocks which i'm sure he'll be coming back getting
recycled On the.

Speaker 6 (01:49:10):
Hallmark channel they just remained over Holiday in july, as
WELL and i know it'll run on a hundred times
this year, as well so it never.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Goes away well that's but. That's, fun yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:49:21):
That's good they Have a christmas channel year round Now
all mark they, do, maybe yeah On every friday, year
round the one channel, will SHOW but i don't.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Watch Them i'm I'm a i'm a strict Like. Mid
november got.

Speaker 6 (01:49:34):
To do it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:34):
Season, only yeah but they're.

Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
Filling programming, YOU know i Haven't shot unwrapped in, ten
years But On discovery plus it trends just about. Every
day and, you know watching how tutsi rolls are made
Or how hershey kisses are DONE is i guess. Still
exciting but, you know you can watch my hair change
color over the years watching. These shows you KNOW that
i started doing god knows how many years ago and
IT'S like, i said it's been ten eleven years since

(01:49:57):
we shot any.

Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
New ones when we. Come back i've got a question
about the early Days Of double there Sure that i'm
really kind of interested in finding out the. Answer to but,
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Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Auto, Parts hello tom joining us in. The. Studio hello
chick Is Is mark summer's television guy. Personality writer actor
featured In the Hallmark movie hanukkah on, the rocks which
should be resurfacing as the holiday season comes. BACK around
i noticed they spelled it WITH.

Speaker 8 (01:52:19):
An.

Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
H yes i guess they figured there's seventeen versions of
how to, spell yeah they're not going to take a
chance to go WITH.

Speaker 7 (01:52:26):
The H no? God?

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
Forbid?

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
RIGHT yeah i think It. Also, hallmark okay, all right
how old Were you tom when you stopped pronouncing It?

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
CHAN hookah i. GREW up i grew Up In, Shaker
heights ohio as the Only, Non jew so, trust me you.
YOU were i was very clear. ON it i was
wondering why we didn't have it at. My house they
get they get presents. Every night when you were doing
in the in the early days doing, double dare was

(01:53:00):
it your choice to wear tennis shoes all the time
or whatever we call?

Speaker 6 (01:53:03):
Them, SNEAKERS well i had not been DIAGNOSED with ocd,
just YET and i had no idea that there was
going to be slime and all, that mess BECAUSE when
i got the Audition In, los angeles we were just
playing little games with ropes and, you know hula hoops
and things. Like that so they fly Me to PHILADELPHIA
and i walk IN and i see a guy pouring
chocolate syrup all over a SLIDE and, i said, excuse

(01:53:25):
me what are? You doing and, he, said well this
is the obstacle COURSE and, I said i don't know what.
That is and, they, said well if, they win they
have to run through all eight obstacles in sixty seconds.
Or LESS and i started to freak OUT because i
had no idea that there was slime and whip cream
and chocolate syrup and stuff. Like that and so the
first sixty FIVE episodes i dodged all. THAT stuff i
did not get a drop, on me and the first

(01:53:45):
sixty FIVE episodes i wore.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Penny.

Speaker 6 (01:53:48):
Loafers okay so at, THE time uhftv was Big And
different Strokes and Facts of life were the number one
Shows until doubledare. Came on their ratings dropped and they
found out that all these kids were doing something Called,
playground talk and, they said you can jump into five
thousand pounds of baked beans and win a Trip. To
disneyland so they started to follow us and they did

(01:54:08):
a focus groups and the kids said they loved the
show and, loved me but they wanted me to. Get
messy So the muckety MUCKs a nickelodeon called me in
the office, and said we're picking you off for another sixty.
Five episodes the kids, love it but we have to
talk to you and they want you to. Get MESSY and, i,
said guy why would you want me to? Do that and, they,
said well it's what the. Kids want so then it became.

(01:54:29):
A challenge they, would SAY if i get to the obstacle,
COURSE on i went, all eight can we? Pie you
or can we put slime? On you, and yes that.
All HAPPENED now i would change my clothes and take
several showers during the day because we were shooting six
a DAY and i. Wasn't diagnosed doubledare was eighty six
to ninety FOUR and i wasn't DIAGNOSED with ocd until the,

(01:54:50):
Late nineties so it WASN'T until i was Diagnosed ON
live tv and my Talk show Biggers and SUMMERS that
i even KNEW what i, Had Now.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
And i'm trying to remember that n of your was
it everything in? Its? PLACE yep i read it. YEARS
ago i. Loved, it yeah. Same here it is terrific
and it's it's. YOUR story i remember that when you were,
a kid all of your your shoes would be neatly,
lined up and the problem with that would BE and,
I remember, i remember there's a, moment Where if i'm
getting this, STORY right i think it was one of.

(01:55:19):
Your kids they, were young it was, their birthday and
you took butcher paper and stapled it all over the
house so the kids wouldn't get the.

Speaker 6 (01:55:24):
Walls, DIRTY no i wouldn't put staples on because that
would damage. The walls oh particular kind, of, Tape OKAY
but i had to figure out how tall the average
five year old. Kid was and then the rumor got
around the NEIGHBORHOOD that i was, doing this and people
in the neighborhood were knocking on the door pretending they
needed a cup, of sugar and then they'd look around, they,
go oh, my god you really are doing.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
This, stuff, SO yes i had a bit of. A
reputation but didn't your wife catch you combing the edge
of the rug the fringe?

Speaker 6 (01:55:50):
At night it's what got me to the DOCTOR because
i had done a segment on my talk show and
sort of. Moved on and she found me at one
o'clock in the morning straightening frame and, she said do
you still have the number and name of, that DOCTOR
and i, said yes and, she said you're calling him in,
the morning and that's what started.

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
Getting fixed as, we said you were.

Speaker 6 (01:56:08):
Writing, the book did your symptoms flare up a? LITTLE bit,
i ASKED because i have, anxiety disorder And if i'm
on a podcast or something talking, ABOUT it i start
to kind of feel some of.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
The symptoms and one.

Speaker 6 (01:56:20):
Hundred percent the hardest part WAS so Nbc and dateline
followed me for about a year and they wanted to see.
The transformation and so the final Episode was we're coming
to your house at seven in. The morning you have
to leave and you can't come back until we, call
you but we're not going to tell you what we're going.
To DO and i had been through THERAPY and I
thought i was in really. Good SHAPE so i left

(01:56:40):
at seven in the Morning And sarah james was, the
host and they called me about eleven thirty and said
you can. Come BACK and i drove BACK and i
opened up the door and they had taken my living
room area and turned it INTO a. Tv studio and
my knees BUCKLED when i walked IN because, i thought oh,
my god HOW am i going to put this back
the way It, Was, yeah yes it was easier to
sell the house.

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
Quite, nice yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:57:04):
Are?

Speaker 6 (01:57:05):
You, okay, Now yeah i'm actually doing how. We say
i'm like eighty two. Percent cured i'm not one hundred.
Percent cured certain things flare, it UP but i learned
over the years now how to deal. With it, AND
uh i Talked To howie mandale in a fairly. Regular
basis he's got this thing CALLED no OCD no, cd
actually and he's a spokesperson around.

Speaker 1 (01:57:23):
The country we just did a big talk thing for for.
Those tides doesn't how we take like tongs and take
the sheets off the bed, and yes used to do all.

Speaker 6 (01:57:31):
That stuff and he would order like twenty towels and
put him in the hotel and lay him down so
he didn't have to touch.

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
The floor, and, yeah yeah he's he's been.

Speaker 6 (01:57:38):
Through it but, you know one of the most SUCCESSFUL
formers i think in the entertainment. Industry ever, you know
is there a like a meeting groups like there is For,
a yeah that has some. Great stories oh, my god
you wouldn't. BELIEVE it, I mean I've.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
Got i've got a friend he had there were there
was a painting crew at. His, house uh huh and
uh do you know that this? Is going once, they
left he took all the toilet paper rolls and threw
them away and put fresh toilet. Paper, On really i'm
surprised you didn't change all. The, seats well didn't you
tell me when you got a new house you always
put a new toilet? Seat, in yes of course you.

Speaker 6 (01:58:13):
Wouldn't, You, no, OH OKAY i i mean we were
kind of shocked that you don't. Do, that, YEAH well
i mean in THE house i LIVE and i.

Speaker 1 (01:58:21):
BUILT it i mean they were, all new but you
hadn't done that in. The, past, no well NOW that
i think, about it the. Previous, HOUSE YES i i
actually bought uh Like seven canadian toilets off on the
back of the truck that we're just we're going in.

Speaker 6 (01:58:35):
This direction here's a question you, Ever asked and, you
know there's not MANY plays i could ask this question
when you go on an airplane and you have to do,
things There like i've never taken a dump IN an
i was this once?

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
Again pretentious this situation reared it's. Ugly. HEAD yeah i
was flying from Back from london a couple of, months
ago and for the first time in. MY life i.
Had to then OF course i get in, there, thinking
okay this is where the seat belt light had been,
on FOREVER so i things were really developing and staging. Had, begun,

(01:59:10):
yes yes see what is what do you? Always say
the the the both keys had been turned out for the,
missile silo there was no. Holding back so but the
light finally goes OFF and i go back. In There then,
i'm thinking this is where the plane's gonna drop twenty
thousand feet and everyone's gonna hit the. Ceiling, coated yeah it. Was,
HARD yeah i don't care, about THAT but i just Want,

(01:59:31):
TO yeah i. Don't, know yeah, it's it's IT'S it's
i tried everything. To DO when i get on, A plane,
i will generally SPEAKING try i might have, one COFFEE
but i would try not to eat or drink.

Speaker 10 (01:59:42):
Too.

Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
MUCH yeah i never get a beverage when they. COME
around i never get juice or a coke or ANYTHING
because i really don't want to have to go into
those into the men's room and a plane.

Speaker 6 (01:59:51):
And the Trip from london to here is not an.
Easy trip that's. A. Long, Yeah yeah i'm getting ready
to Go. To japan that's ten and. A, HALF oh
i don't Know how i'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:59:58):
Do, that yeah don't Go To taco bell. That, morning,
yeah stiff the, chilis too, some broth no rice. And
beans are you Going to japan for for a gig
or just for you? Know what i've just never even
thought about going there and recently started doing. Some research We're,
Doing tokyo Kyoto and osaka And then i'm taking a
side Trip to hiroshima and excited. To go it's a,

(02:00:21):
YOU know i Go to Europe and i've been there many,
many Times but i've never sort of stuck my toe
in the water In an asian area. In thought did
we go? For?

Speaker 9 (02:00:28):
It?

Speaker 1 (02:00:29):
All right while we're Speaking With, Mark, sommers uh he's
had an interesting career doing all kinds. Of stuff AND
what i? NEXT time i never got to the bulk
the meat rather of. My question when you started wearing? Tennis?
Shoes yes?

Speaker 9 (02:00:42):
Or?

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
Whatever? Sneakers yeah did you have a? Shoe? Deal yes, We,
did yes so you had To, WEAR yes i had
To wear i'm trying to remember which kind we.

Speaker 2 (02:00:50):
Were, using, uh Well, THE cheez i forget the? Which
Brand With Nike Adidas New. Balance, puma MIKE can't, I
remember i. Don't know i'm at that point in. My life,
people him it'd been the. Other day we're talking about
a SHOW that i DID that i had no recollection of.
Even doing so it's, you know at. That point but,
uh yeah we had a shoe DEAL and i had
to wear their shoes and did you get a new bear?

Speaker 1 (02:01:08):
Every show? Uh no but we had one.

Speaker 6 (02:01:10):
PERSON'S job i can't believe her job was to clean.
My shoes and you, know what get Out.

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
Of wait, a minute wait, a, minute, chick Chick, chist okay.
PERKED up i mean there's someone that will. Do, that
yeah so WHAT do? I do hire a driver or?
Shoe cleaner. Shoe cleaner we're coming back. With more we're
In The Arrilly Auto. Part studios this Is the Bob And.

Speaker 14 (02:01:28):
Tom, show hey thanks for Listening To the Bob And
tom show. This morning get a look at today's show
on our. YouTube, channel.

Speaker 1 (02:01:40):
Hey welcome back To the Bob And.

Speaker 2 (02:01:41):
Tom show At The Silac insurance, news Desk It's christy
Lee And.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
Swell stevie. Next, dress yeah there's.

Speaker 2 (02:01:48):
The One The Only Pat. Godway, Chick Hello Josh hardel
Either There's ace Cosby on chick McGee. And tom we
have a super special.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56):
Guest joining us in. The studio He Is, MARK summers
i guess is a television personality one of, your hats
also an author of a great BOOK that i read
years ago ABOUT Your Ocd. ADVENTURES adventures i mean it.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
Really was.

Speaker 1 (02:02:15):
I'M just i haven't looked at the book in. A
while i remember one of the OTHER things. I remember
i'll probably get, this wrong but the essence of it
was before you could get on, an airplane you had
to go to a certain. Store window AND am i getting? This?
Right yeah and you had to read everything before you
could get in. A.

Speaker 6 (02:02:32):
Plane yeah you have to do these things intrusive thoughts
that if you don't read something in a, particular way, you'll,
say well the plane's going to go down or something
bad is going. To happen so you would find yourself
going and doing these repetitive actions over and.

Speaker 1 (02:02:44):
Over again and you do know. About it when you
get in, a plane you have to touch the side
of the plane with your right you're aware, of, THAT
okay i just want to make sure you knew that
IT'S see i use the, left hand so that's. NO
wonder i can't Believe you're what was the? Other one
ANOTHER story i remember from, the BOOK and I if
i'm getting, THIS right i think it was your daughter
or something was in town and you didn't have anything,

(02:03:05):
to cook but she wanted a. Hot, dog yeah and
you story and you went and we tell. The.

Speaker 6 (02:03:09):
STORY yeah i was Living In New york CITY and
i was doing a couple of talk, shows there and
my kids would come and spend a month at a time,
with me and especially in, the SUMMERTIME so i would
go out to dinner. EVERY night i never used my.
Kitchen ONCE and i Said to meredith and the elevator,
going down what would you like? To do and, SHE
said i just want to cook some hot dogs and
have dinner. At HOME and, i, SAID well i can't.

(02:03:29):
DO that i don't have any, you know pots or pans.
Or anything and, you know what do you say to
your at, the time like nine or ten year. Old
DAUGHTER so i Went to macy's and spent, you know
five hundred dollars in pots. And pans you know that
hot dog, costs me, you know almost one. Thousand dollars,
BUT yeah i did it because she. Wanted it, YOU
know i think it was the ONLY time i ever
use those pots.

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
And PANS but i do a similar. Thing now it's
they make your own Pizza thing i'll do with.

Speaker 7 (02:03:53):
My.

Speaker 1 (02:03:53):
Daughters yeah and you go get one of those, pizza
ovens like the uny. Pizza. Ovens yeah but the thing
is you go To Like whole foods and you spent
forty dollars buying the stuff to make. A, pizza yah
and you make a pizza that's almost as good as
the one you can get for. Six. Bucks, Yeah absolutely
so he's your. SOLO stove I it's i'm getting ready
to three. Years, Ago well i've. BEEN busy i have things.

(02:04:15):
To Do oh i've been. Our guest our Guest Is.
Mark sommers DO YOU i i kind of was walking
out of the room and you guys started talking, about
THIS so i didn't hear. The answer do you do
conventions where you go and are the game show people
or just all these television people, Television people and.

Speaker 6 (02:04:30):
IT'S fascinating I mean i went to one Recently With
martin sheen and got to meet him and spend some time.
With him, You Know priscilla presley, WAS there, i mean
it's it's fascinating to me who shows up to. These
Things weird al when we Were Doing, double deer we
premiered On The fox network when they first launched in primetime,
on weekends and the first celebrity episode we Did Was

(02:04:50):
lufa Rigno Against. WEIRD alt i. Can IMAGINE and i
HADN'T seen U weird ol. Since then and there, he
was and sure enough. He remembered and it was hard
because you obviously want people to go to the. Physical
challenges that's what people tune. In for and, and uh
he answered. Every QUESTION and, i said, hey man how

(02:05:11):
do you know all the answers to? These things and,
he said it's. MY gig, I remember.

Speaker 1 (02:05:16):
I want to Say that al was the valedictorian of
his high. SCHOOL class i think he's a super. Smart,
guy yeah it would not. Be surprised and he's got a.
Great band if you ever get a chance To See weird,
al live. He's spectacular he has a. Terrific band they
have to know how to. Play, everything yeah but they're.
Very good, So yeah AND like, I said al's been

(02:05:37):
in here a couple, of times and He's a he
is a.

Speaker 6 (02:05:40):
Smart dude my favorite episode we ever Did on, doubleedoo
Though was Super slop. AMANIA one I Had gorilla Monsoon
against Bobby The Brain he. KNOWS two i, would argue
two of the funniest television personalities of all times.

Speaker 7 (02:05:52):
And.

Speaker 6 (02:05:52):
Brilliant ye Bobby the brain had the best sense of
humor and remembered every joke he had, ever heard whether
you heard it from you or me or somebody else
he put. In Memory and gorilla had. Two degrees he
was a. Brilliant guy but together they. Were, Unbelievable yes
and at the end they choreographed, they said do you
mind if we get? You messy and the finale of

(02:06:12):
IT was i caught them cheating on the obstacle course
and they picked me up and dumped me into this thing.
OF chocolate, i mean you would not have, Believed it
but it was an honor To Have gorilla Monsoon. And
bobby they're absolutely that's so. Great there they were one
of the best comedic duos of.

Speaker 1 (02:06:26):
All.

Speaker 6 (02:06:26):
Time, EVER yeah I mean Dick The BRUISER when i
grew up here back in the Day in INDIANA where i,
grew up he was a. Local personality and, you know
back then wrestlers were more regional before the ww, you
know became what. It BECAME but, i mean who didn't
want to go to those things and observe that. Whole,
situation yeah you're.

Speaker 1 (02:06:45):
In the presence of someone Who Had bobo brazil steel
their Sandwich And. Mony. Christo.

Speaker 8 (02:06:50):
REALLY yeah i was working for a local television edition
and we would we would broadcast the wrestling MATCHES and
i had to run camera one time because one of
our camera operators couldn't. Make it so afterward we all
went out, to dinner, you know at eleven twelve o'clock,
at night and Here. Comes bobo he loops by me and,
he goes you're gonna eat that And.

Speaker 1 (02:07:11):
Grab really it was interesting because those, wrestling guys they are.
Very athletic they tend to have very. Long CAREERS because
i remember Seeing mister BRAZIL when i was a. Little,
kid yeah and this was well and he'd been doing it,
for decades and As had Dick. The, bruiser, yes yeah.

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Absolutely well and towards.

Speaker 6 (02:07:35):
The end WHEN the, wwe dropped heenan and then he
went to, another league one thing, after another and, you
know they didn't pay those guys As much wwe came
to me almost every year and wanted me to become
a BROADCASTER because i had this following with all these
people From the nickelodeon audience and they thought they would follow.
Me over but the most they ever, offered me and,
you know was one hundred thousand dollars a year to

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be on the road three hundred and.

Speaker 1 (02:07:58):
Sixty, days kidding but.

Speaker 6 (02:08:00):
You know that's all those. Guys made heen and all
those guys, they got they got one. Hundred grand that
was pretty.

Speaker 9 (02:08:04):
Much.

Speaker 6 (02:08:04):
It wow and it was very sad towards the End
because bobby didn't have a lot of money and then
he got, very sick and, you know a sad. Ending
there and, you know nobody from the organization who had
millions of dollars were there to help them, any way shape.

Speaker 1 (02:08:17):
Or form so were you ever a? Guest?

Speaker 6 (02:08:19):
Referee, no. No NO did I wish i would have
been a part of, that stuff. But NO and i
NEVER thought i would be a good broadcaster STUFF because
i want to do, real stuff and that he was,
always phony, faky, stuff sure entertaining to, certain people.

Speaker 1 (02:08:30):
Not, mean no speaking. Of real what temperature was? The,
slime well did they.

Speaker 6 (02:08:39):
Was it, freezing cold or we would make one hundred
pounds of fresh whipped cream, every, day okay and when
you first get it in, the morning, it's cold and
as the day sits under those, hot lights we would
fill this tank full of five thousand pounds of baked beans.

Speaker 1 (02:08:54):
Or whatever it would throughout the day become a.

Speaker 6 (02:08:57):
Little rancid and one of the worst days we ever
had was we put in the baked beans and after
three days you couldn't walk in. The studio it smelled
like a. Garbage bit so the, question is how do
you get rid of five thousand pounds of. Baked beans
so we tried to get shovels and put them in
these large, garbage bags but the bags. Kept breaking so
we called in a septic, tank guy one of the
guys that come in with hip waiters, or whatever and
he sucked out. The beans he had no, idea why

(02:09:20):
he's why do you have five thousand pounds of beans?
In there, you know and it's and he Was from
philly and he still talked, like that but nonetheless he
sucked all those. Beans out so, you know there are
stories about, you know we were making it up as
we went along, quite honestly.

Speaker 1 (02:09:35):
Is there gonna be another episode that you get to
Host Of double dare down? THE road i. Can't.

Speaker 6 (02:09:39):
Imagine know nickelodeon kind of hardly exists anymore if it Wasn't.
For SpongeBob if you ask a kid Today what, nickelodeon
is they can't.

Speaker 1 (02:09:47):
Tell you it's Not like but WoT wouldn't the folks
that were kids back then want to see you do?

Speaker 6 (02:09:52):
It again the people who grew up, on it who
are in their forties now would go out of their
mind to do a grown up version. Of It but
nickelodeon seems to have no interest, in that and wouldn't
Another network they they, you know would have to buy
IT from.

Speaker 1 (02:10:05):
Msnbc and fox find to get together and something we
agree about? This, Film man would you?

Speaker 7 (02:10:10):
Do?

Speaker 8 (02:10:10):
It josh here in, your forties you're one of these?

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
Young MEN would i Go On?

Speaker 7 (02:10:15):
Double?

Speaker 6 (02:10:15):
There absolutely the last tour, we did we would do
the meet and, greets backstage and a lot of times
it was people your age coming Back and i'd say where.

Speaker 1 (02:10:23):
The kids, they, say, oh hell we want to have
a good time on. Our own they leave.

Speaker 6 (02:10:25):
The kids it was appointment viewing for my, family yeah so,
YOU know i was honored to be, you know whatever
soupy sales was to me, GROWING up i was to
a particular generation and it was able to transfer Over To,
food network and the people who started watching Me at
nick followed me. OVER there i remember specific jokes, YOU did,
i remember, REALLY yeah i. Remember one you were coming
back from break and they, were, playing, Uh Oh johnny Winter's.

Speaker 7 (02:10:50):
The.

Speaker 1 (02:10:50):
Spy song you remember what? Was, that Oh Secret? Agent MAN.

Speaker 6 (02:10:57):
And i still picture and it was as funny as
anything that it WAS all i. Lived alone THAT'S what
i loved.

Speaker 1 (02:11:03):
ABOUT it i even as, A kid i knew did,
You guys did you guys have a meeting prior to
each because you said you did six in, a day
six in.

Speaker 6 (02:11:10):
The day and then we would bring kids in from
the area and test physical challenges and if they weren't
done at least, three times we weren't allowed to.

Speaker 1 (02:11:17):
Do them so this is a.

Speaker 6 (02:11:18):
Crazy story so they did a physical challenge where there was,
a mailbox, you know twenty feet on the other side,
of stage and they had paper airplanes And you the
thing was you had to get one airplane in in.

Speaker 1 (02:11:26):
The MAILBOX and, i.

Speaker 6 (02:11:27):
Said, come on let's not do this. Is stupid nobody can.
Do that and then the, produer, said well now that you,
said that we're going to. Do it so the, next
day first, physical challenge they bring out a mailbox and
here's twenty. Paper PLANES and i looked at the CAMERA and, i,
said okay let me tell you what happened. Last night
we tried this physical challenge and it couldn't. Get DONE and,
i said this is the Dumbest idea i've ever seen in.
My life so you've got twenty seconds to get a

(02:11:47):
paper airplane into, that mailbox and if, You do i'll
give you my house.

Speaker 1 (02:11:52):
On. Your march get.

Speaker 6 (02:11:53):
Set go and the first damn airplane went right into
The mail, oh yeah and that kid really enjoyed.

Speaker 1 (02:11:59):
My place our Guest Is mark summers. Television guy and
once again with the holiday seasons down the road a,
little Bit The hallmark channel is going to be featuring his,
holiday movie Which is hanukah On. The rocks now do

(02:12:19):
they tell you when it's coming? Back on you get
like a, little notice so, you know, A watcher is
IT just i just looked for the mailbox In the
THAT'S what i. Look for there you start getting emails from.
Your friends, oh, YEAH yeah i can't believe you. Did,
this yeah it's, so. Funny amazing know you go to?
AUTOGRAPH shows, I, DO.

Speaker 6 (02:12:38):
YEAH I i i'd like to go to one of
the Holiday the hallmark CONVENTIONS because i have, my favorites,
my Favorite but i've been, To uh i'm mostly. Horror conventions,
yeah YEAH h O. R, r, Yeah yeah i've yet
to go to The. W yeah who's? Odd graph would you?

Speaker 1 (02:13:00):
Like that you haven't? GOTTEN yet i Haven't Gotten robert?

Speaker 6 (02:13:02):
England's, autograph yes Who Played, freddy krueger, of course any
but he's also a classically, trained actor, so yeah that
that probably be.

Speaker 1 (02:13:11):
Number one and what would be the most you would
spend for?

Speaker 7 (02:13:13):
An?

Speaker 15 (02:13:13):
Autograph boy, FOR him i don't know what, he charges
but if it were like a picture with him and
an eight x, ten signed i'd pay eighty bucks a.

Speaker 6 (02:13:23):
Hundred, BUCKS yeah i mean it's amazing with some of these. People,
charge yeah people. Pay it, you know it's mind boggling.

Speaker 1 (02:13:28):
Listening, to them listening.

Speaker 6 (02:13:30):
To everybody they seem to Really enjoy the celebrities seem
to really enjoy it because they're.

Speaker 1 (02:13:34):
Just, beloved yeah they're.

Speaker 6 (02:13:37):
Nicest, things yeah and you can't believe you had that
much of an impact on, a particular, you know group. Of,
humans yeah and it. IS flattering i will say that
horror conventions are interesting because you'd think they'd be, you, know,
well yeah there's a lot of weirdos and misfits, and
stuff but it's the most. Positive place. They're not there's
nothing dark. About it it's all very very celebratory.

Speaker 1 (02:13:58):
And happy.

Speaker 6 (02:13:58):
IT'S interesting i went with a to uh See. Al vira,
OH yeah i got my Picture. With, alvira yeah known her.
FOR years i was a warm up Guy on alice
and she used to do a little bit parts on
there all. The time, oh, nice yeah, nice lady.

Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
Very.

Speaker 6 (02:14:11):
Nice yeah do you do, those yeah the autography. Yeah
yeah my next one Is in minneapolis first Weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:14:18):
Of and do you personalize them as you know? Two bill,
oh yeah one.

Speaker 6 (02:14:22):
Hundred percent and you know they have, HANDLERS there I
think adams because people want to sit and talk to
you for fifteen minutes and tell you stories about. Their
time they build an obstacle of course in their dining
room and their parents wanted to have them put to
sleep and things, like that and, you know you have to,
be nice but on the, same token the longer, you
talk that's the few, you sign and, you.

Speaker 1 (02:14:38):
Know and get paid on a, per autograph per.

Speaker 6 (02:14:41):
Autograph exactly AND then i. BRING merchandise i have all
the merchandise from The last, nickelodeon TOUR so i bring that,
stuff IN some t shirts and sweatshirts and hats and,
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:14:50):
But you don't have your own line. Of, SHOES no
i do not yet rebox that's that was. Our, shoot
yeah that's a Tough merch you have to have all.
The sizes if anybody, does that what is the oddest
like rock band merch that's. Out there there have to
be some WEIRD things i, would, IMAGINE right I.

Speaker 6 (02:15:13):
Mean donna sells, His puppets yes. He, does yes man
is worth, a. Fortune, yes yeah he's a very, smart,
man too very, smart man he seems. To be and
his following. Is unbelievable and Ventriloquism since america's got talent.
Has exploded, you know there were several years there where
nobody knew what a, ventriloquist was and now they're they're

(02:15:34):
seemingly all over the Place in.

Speaker 1 (02:15:35):
Vegas especially did you have any puppets when you know
you're a magician as, a kid did you Have any
Jerry Or? KNUCKLEHEAD smith i wasn't particularly good. AT it
i did have a Dinner With paul winchell before he,
passed away and that was. Quite, fascinating wow yeah. He
Was paul winchell was a scientist ALSO besides ventl he
worked On heart valve would make like a sandwich TALK

(02:15:56):
or i can't tell you what he MADE talk i
just wanted to do but it was black and blue.
As well, but hey WHAT can i? TELL you i
just wanted to be at The senior wentz's funeral because,
you know people had to walk up to. The cast.
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Speaker 2 (02:17:36):
Parts studio and That Is christy lee And There's, Pat
Godwin josh Arnold Hight, A hoosby i Am. Chick Vigee,
Hello tom we've got that one on a special. Guest
buddy He Is.

Speaker 1 (02:17:51):
Mark summers mark is, a actor, a comedian a. Voiceover,
guy sure and he's got a great book out There
called Everything In Its, place terrific his, story ABOUT as i,
said earlier his ADVENTURES. With ocd and then DID you
i remember, hearing me didn't you get into some kind

(02:18:13):
of argument with someone about some of the medication you
were taking that got.

Speaker 6 (02:18:15):
Pretty, NASTY well i would go to these classes to
try and, you know fix. The problem and we had this.
One guy he was, a, phlebotomist okay so he took
the blood out of, people, blood yeah and he he,
was phobic, germ phobic and he would come to the
meeting every week AND say i want to stop, doing
this but he wouldn't and he wouldn't take. His meds
and after a while you kind, of say, You know

(02:18:37):
i'm not here to hear you complain on a weekly
basis do you want to get better? Or NOT because
i really, You know i've never done drugs, or Alcohol
but i'm assuming it's the same thing until you're ready
to kick. That stuff you're not going to, do it
and to come AND say i want to get better
and then don't. Do anything, AND yes i finally said, to,
him look one of us has to leave you that
you got to keep, you know on your meds and
try to get Better or. I'm leaving and, he said see,

(02:18:58):
you LATER and. I, Left, okay yeah but you're. Fine,
Now yeah, i'm okay. YOU know, I mean i Don't
think i'm ever going to, be normal but YOU know
i work out on.

Speaker 1 (02:19:06):
The, daily yeah what? Is? Normal, yeah yeah don't look around.
This run, oh no we're, all.

Speaker 6 (02:19:10):
Dentive fancy i've been doing this show for twenty, five
years and, you know you guys are the. MOST professional
i do two shows on a fairly, regular basis You
and President And stephen philly and just. The professionalism it's
hard to find, these days but we're all sort of
pioneers and doing this in broadcasting and it doesn't exist so.

Speaker 1 (02:19:27):
Much anymore, oh well that's. Very kind we certainly appreciate you. Saying. That,
professional so speaking, Of Professional christy lee is a. Professional
broadcaster and let's do a couple of quick stories From
The silac insurance. News desk What's Happening?

Speaker 8 (02:19:43):
South carolina man Wearing A spider man costume rescue two
people stuck in. A, waterfall huh how do you get
stuck in? A, waterfall well don't.

Speaker 1 (02:19:51):
Chase, them oh you don't go chasing. Chase waterfall the.

Speaker 8 (02:19:55):
Eighteen year old, local Superhero dubbed Greenville, Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (02:20:01):
Spider, pink, guys whatever, spider.

Speaker 8 (02:20:04):
Pegs sprung into action when two people needed Help At.
Falls park he told the, Station QUOTE so i saw
one of them almost slip, and FALL and i, was like,
all right this IS time i. GOTTA go i booked
over there and then grabbed my WRIST and i pulled.

Speaker 1 (02:20:18):
Him up and he used the. Term, book yeah he booked.

Speaker 8 (02:20:22):
When not rescuing. People rescuing i'm he is a.

Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
Professional broadcaster.

Speaker 8 (02:20:28):
When not, Rescuing people Greenville spider man spends his time picking,
up litter, meeting fans and listening TO an ems scanner
to help people.

Speaker 2 (02:20:37):
In need oh, here's that Damn. Spider man all. The
police he's got the outfit.

Speaker 8 (02:20:44):
On there, oh yeah he's a social. Media sensation look.

Speaker 1 (02:20:47):
AT that i think he's been on the web. Too
long he describes.

Speaker 8 (02:20:49):
Himself as a a friendly Downtown. Spider man he's been
busier than, ever lately especially after A Recent lulu. Lemon robbery,
oh yeah and reports of.

Speaker 1 (02:21:04):
LIGHTS downtown i wonder if he Wears A Lulu Lemon spider,
man suit because, you know with elasticity comes comes.

Speaker 6 (02:21:13):
Great responsibilities the most expensive Store, IN america i Think.
Is lululemon how much is that pair?

Speaker 1 (02:21:19):
Of sox? Eighty dollars.

Speaker 8 (02:21:22):
He says after, those incidents he shifted most of his
patrols downtown, to nighttime so he's out there on the Prowl.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
IN greenville i can't imagine the authorities. Love this now
he's going to be doing it at night in the.
Bad neighborhood Good Luck. Spider, man yeah the cops can't
be too. Happy, about okay but he did say, those
people what are you? Gonna?

Speaker 7 (02:21:45):
Do yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:21:46):
He did, but again how do you get stuck in?
A waterfall what kind? Of?

Speaker 8 (02:21:49):
IDIOT well, i mean if that picture they look like
they were kind of, high up they weren't at the
bottom of.

Speaker 1 (02:21:54):
The waterfall, mushrooms again.

Speaker 7 (02:21:58):
The.

Speaker 8 (02:21:58):
Mushroom, Hiker, guys hey if you're Going, to china there's
a public bathroom that forces users to watch an ad
before it will dispense any. Toilet, paper oh.

Speaker 7 (02:22:09):
What's just?

Speaker 1 (02:22:10):
With YOU and i want. Hurry up i'm kind.

Speaker 8 (02:22:13):
Of surprised they even have toilet Paper.

Speaker 1 (02:22:16):
IN china, i mean, what something? Don't?

Speaker 8 (02:22:20):
You yeah and and now viral video Shared By, china
insider a young woman at a public toilet SCANS a
qr code with. Her Phone china insider job UP an
ad before activating the wall mounted toilet paper holder to
release a strip of. TOILET paper a strip is what,
It says according to the, news outlet users have the
option to WATCH an ad on their phone or pay

(02:22:42):
about seven cents for every strip of toilet paper. They
need the paywalled dispenser part of a larger Effort in
china to cut down on.

Speaker 1 (02:22:51):
TOILET paper i DON'T use i Don't think i've ever used? One,
square tom how? ABOUT you i. Don't, know yeah you'll load.

Speaker 7 (02:22:58):
It, up?

Speaker 1 (02:22:58):
Right? Trees?

Speaker 9 (02:23:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:23:02):
ONE one i. Don't, UNDERSTAND yeah i it's seven cents.
Of square, I'M okay. I can the worst part is
having to touch your phone after.

Speaker 2 (02:23:11):
All That, oh god and we always have we had
THAT story a bunch about how dirty your.

Speaker 1 (02:23:16):
Phone, is yeah they did a thing at one of
the malls and they checked phones and ninety nine percent
of them had. E coal i. Am them and the
worst is going up on an escalator though they say Touching,
THE yeah. I don't i. DON'T know i don't get.
NEAR it, i balance but on a has mits it's. Like,
surfing yeah do you do the? Surfing motion any show us?

Speaker 7 (02:23:40):
That?

Speaker 1 (02:23:42):
THIS yeah i like the? Endless escalator and then do
you take your shirt tail and open? Bathroom doors, AND
no i don't use. My shirt do you take like
the last paper towel and the places the places that
only have the? Air dryer oh? Hate, those yep. Me
TOO then, I Got then i've got it's got to.
Be shirtail or you go back and get toilet paper to.

Speaker 6 (02:24:00):
Touch, the DOOR and i don't want to touch the,
toilet paper, Right right i'd have to sell the SHIRTS'T use?

Speaker 9 (02:24:10):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:24:11):
The, foot yeah well these. Are great well if it's a, push,
door yes but if you got, a pole, but yes
you can't pull with the. Foot, thing yes but they
don't always.

Speaker 6 (02:24:21):
Have that but do you see the signs in some
bathrooms now that says please don't use. Your, foot, No
yes i've seen those recently on. The, handle yes because
apparently it damages. The, handle oh people are just stepping
down To Our well i'm not obeying, that Sign and
I'm not i'm not a verse to walking over and
hitting the automatic door button with. My elbow, OH yeah
i just did, that yesterday went to. The dermatologist walk

(02:24:43):
up to the front door and. Look over oh there's,
over there walk over for the handicapped.

Speaker 1 (02:24:47):
Door, thing oh so you don't touch, the hand don't
have to touch. The, Door yeah but we were solving the.
World's PROBLEM then i got in and THERE was i
walked in and there was a lady coming into and
we both got in the elevator at the. Same time
then we had the. Stairy contest who's going to touch
that filthy the? ELEVATOR button i used.

Speaker 7 (02:25:03):
My.

Speaker 1 (02:25:04):
Knuckle, yeah yeah like that makes you, feel better but
it's basically. THE same, i Know but. I'm, Not yeah
AND then i immediately SANITIZE when i get up. To there,
oh god why don't you carry a handkerchief? With you
that seems like.

Speaker 2 (02:25:15):
That DISGUSTING when I, was oh you wouldn't blow your nose,
In IT but i mean. Touching, things no.

Speaker 1 (02:25:19):
But then it's got all the germs. On, It, NOW
okay i was in a restaurant the other day and
a guy was blowing his nose in a napkin and
then left it on. The.

Speaker 6 (02:25:26):
Table, YEAH yeah i mean people are so uncouth that
that he would. Think that now somebody has to pick. That,
up yeah that's. A, bummer yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:25:36):
You need to eat a.

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
Nicer place this would be a man new. Talk show
Welcome To? What's disgusting, Today's guest this.

Speaker 8 (02:25:45):
Is disgusting it's a condition called. Jet belly have you
ever heard?

Speaker 9 (02:25:48):
Of?

Speaker 7 (02:25:48):
This no what?

Speaker 8 (02:25:49):
Is that it's the feeling of uncomfortable intestinal gas during.

Speaker 1 (02:25:53):
A flight had?

Speaker 8 (02:25:54):
That yesterday experts recommend an odd trick to. Find relief
they call it?

Speaker 1 (02:25:59):
What farting is? IT farting i bet. It's farting they
call it milking. Your Gas.

Speaker 8 (02:26:06):
Doctor brennan spiegel At cedar Cyani To.

Speaker 1 (02:26:09):
New, York, that'spiegel chicago six. Six nine he's got his.
Own catalog that's so called.

Speaker 8 (02:26:16):
Jet belly the bloating and cramping many people get on
airplanes occurs when increased pressure in the cabin causes the intestines.

Speaker 1 (02:26:22):
To inflate that.

Speaker 8 (02:26:23):
Makes sense to alleviate, this discomfort you can perform a
jet belly release by placing your hand about two to
three inches below your. Belly button you can't do this,
Right now tom and massaging gently but firmly toward your
right side in the direction of your right hip bone.

Speaker 1 (02:26:41):
By the pat just two or three.

Speaker 8 (02:26:43):
Inches Security doctor, spiegel, explained quote keep doing this to
help milk gas into the colon where it can be released.

Speaker 1 (02:26:55):
More easily where do you find? These stories that guy right?
Over there this might this is In The New.

Speaker 8 (02:27:03):
York post this might mean a discreete mid, flight toot
according To, doctor speaker.

Speaker 1 (02:27:09):
Followed by A hubb, hell yeah there's, Additional Information doctor.
Spiegel says if you're still, Feeling Bloated doctor spiegel recommends
doing seat twists by rotating your toruso side decide to
help mobilize, your intestines and then once you're thrown off,

(02:27:31):
the plane You can i'd like to. See it wouldn't
this be funny if they made the flight attendants? Do,
this okay when the oxygen mask, drops down you're gonna
have To have if you, have children you got to do.
Them first then if you really have a, gas issue
you got to go. Like this if you're sitting near,
an exit please open the window. Before, passing wow do
you have? This, Problem no i've never had. THIS issue

(02:27:54):
i don't KNOW what I don't I if i'm, GONNA
fly i don't drink or eat anything you're.

Speaker 8 (02:28:01):
Supposed to drink on. A flight i don't want to. Get,
DEHYDRATED no.

Speaker 1 (02:28:04):
I don't i'd rather be want to get up and use.

Speaker 6 (02:28:07):
The bathroom but don't drink coffee or tea on a
because they never, change those, you know containers where.

Speaker 1 (02:28:13):
They are, and okay how about. This one you're in a,
Hotel Room mark summer's who stays some? Myice hotels you're at.
SOME convention, i would of course get up and go
down to the coffee place or. A restaurant do you
ever make the coffee in the room and use that?
COFFEE maker i don't drink coffee?

Speaker 6 (02:28:28):
Number one oh that's a shape and, how yes, BUT
no i wouldn't touch It because god knows that thing
probably hasn't.

Speaker 1 (02:28:33):
Been, cleaned well there was. A year there was an
internet rumor a few years Ago that stewardess's flight attendants
would put their hosiery in those delicate they're they're delicately
underwear and. Clean THEM and i don't know if it's true,
or NOT but i think for some men that might

(02:28:54):
be kind of. A turn oh this this coffee taste
Notes Of. SALLY stockings i don't think ladies were as.
A term i haven't heard an agent all. Stick around
he's just scratching. The surface so so this is called what?

(02:29:17):
Is it jelly? Jet, belly oh, Jet belly. Kelly belly
that's a blues manots, His. HORN wilson, i, See okay
well that Thank, you christy and Thanks To. Mark. Sommers
mark if people want to find Out About, mark summers
where do they Go Real mark? Summers? On uh you
know all those lovely social? Media? Things uh and you're

(02:29:37):
AN M A R C M A R C S
U M M E R s DID you i know
that it's a. Professional? Stage yes did you go through
a bunch?

Speaker 11 (02:29:47):
Of?

Speaker 1 (02:29:47):
THEM well.

Speaker 6 (02:29:47):
I tried i was a disc Jockey, In. Elwood indiana as.
A kid I Was mark vaughan for. SOME reason i
have no idea Why Was? Mark vaughan BUT when i
woke up, one morning and, they, said oh the Son
of sam has been captured in his Name Is, david
burkerwist when my real Name Is, mark broker which in
the phone ranked ten, minutes later and it was my,
agent saying you got to change your name because there's
No way i'm going to be able to get you.
A job and there was a disc Jockey, In, indianapolis

(02:30:10):
INDIANA where i. Grew up his Name Was dick summer
on w I f, e RADIO and i ADDED an
s And Became mark summers and the rest.

Speaker 1 (02:30:17):
Is history, It's, cool yeah a. Good.

Speaker 6 (02:30:19):
Choice, yeah well back in the day it was one
syllable first name's two syllable. Last names if you wanted
to get a job, in broadcasting why THAT was i have,
no idea, But Yeah mark summers. Has Worked burker wits
couldn't get a Job at, summers.

Speaker 1 (02:30:31):
Did, so yeah it's kind of gone the other. Way,
now yeah now that. You can if you Listen Dead,
wooden kowsnovsky you'll see ESPECIALLY, On Npr Mohammed. O'Reilly firestein
there Was A gallas morning doing. A Report Whoa I'm.
Lockpie SPUR but i DON'T think npr is going to
be your own too, much longer so you. KNOW bad

(02:30:53):
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Speaker 6 (02:31:04):
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Speaker 1 (02:33:18):
And don't forget the lasagna because. It's amazing thanks Again To.
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Welcome back To the Bob And.

Speaker 2 (02:33:40):
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Auto PARTS and i am Chick On, Hello Tom hello.
CHICK McGee i, was, just uh we were just talking to,
Our Guest, mark SUMMERS and I was i was trying
to just sort of dig up some info on him
here at, the end and it turns out he's Friends With,
rocky laporte, the COMEDIAN and i bring this Up because
rocky was in a really serious accident and he still

(02:34:22):
requires round the clock care currently wheelchair mount, terrific guy,
great comedian. Family Man uh and if you'd like to make,
A contribution i think you can Go. TO facebook i
think it is with or just just Google A rocky
laporte and it's IT'S l A p o r. T
e if You, remember rocky a very, nice guy and

(02:34:43):
we'll maybe come up with Something on monday that we
can we can play. For you Is this rocky where it's? A? School?
Okay oh this? Is this This is rocky? RIGHT here
i think did they give you The nickname rocky because
you look kind of like sliced alone or? My grandmother
really Grabma rock i'll bet you where'd you go? TO

(02:35:07):
school i WENT to i Went to princeton really. Middle
school you got to get THAT'S how i got.

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IN there i gotta take a wize and YOU'RE in
i went to Schools our Lady. Of shrapnel, oh man,
That's Good.

Speaker 1 (02:35:33):
Yeah, rocky yeah it's a it's a it's a go
fund me and he was in a real serious and real,
nice guy real nice and he does look Just. Like,
stallone yeah you see. His, pictures anyway a friend of
the SHOW and i just found out, about this so
uh some. Sad, news also we found Out That mike
armstrong is having some pretty serious. HEALTH problems i.

Speaker 8 (02:35:53):
Believe There's a i'll get you more information, on IT
but i think some of the comics are getting together
to do. A, benefit.

Speaker 1 (02:35:59):
Okay, cool Yeah and i'm not aware, of that, but yeah,
well yeah We'll, UH no i saw time to once
again check In, WITH oh i KNOW what i wanted.
TO do i want to remind you that we HAVE
our nfl contest back up. And running now there's one game, gone,
already yeah but there's still time missed is, one uh
and you can get all. Your Picks the chick McGee

(02:36:19):
picks are found where On the.

Speaker 2 (02:36:21):
Bob and, TOM socials, i believe and also At. My
instagram the chick McGee it's. Up there you'll see my
face and chick is A C h I. C k,
that's right mcge as opposed.

Speaker 1 (02:36:32):
To.

Speaker 2 (02:36:32):
Chic, YEAH no i don't know who why would you
would spell it, that way but some Do because reggie
is Always, called yeah but that's, a different. Different time
that's a. Good time it was a. Good time it
was a. Great time damn. Good time, Oh sorry i'm.
Doing That David Lee.

Speaker 1 (02:36:47):
Roth Songs christy lee is over there At The silac insurance.
News desk what's happening Well.

Speaker 8 (02:36:52):
IN rotterdam a new projects being bringing agriculture to. The
water the, floating farm described as the world old's first seaborn,
dairy farm has opened in the.

Speaker 1 (02:37:02):
City's harbor let me ask.

Speaker 2 (02:37:04):
You this do You think rotterdam? Was underwater and, they,
said well you can, stay here or we can build.

Speaker 1 (02:37:12):
A dam you can rot or you CAN damn a,
fair question the water will rot your home or we
CAN damp a fair question. Of rot first, of all
Thank you tom. Very much kind of, Made sense so
it doesn't it makes. Sense there so it's it's a
barge with cows. On IT well i haven't gotten.

Speaker 9 (02:37:34):
That.

Speaker 8 (02:37:34):
Far yeah the three story pontoon barge is home to
thirty two, dairy.

Speaker 1 (02:37:37):
Cows three stories kept on the.

Speaker 8 (02:37:39):
Top level Co Founder minky evan one is this minky.

Speaker 1 (02:37:46):
Chimpanzee mink his first Name is MINKY am I. Nk E.

Speaker 8 (02:37:49):
It's Minky Minky evan Winegarden says the farm is designed
to demonstrate our food production can adapt in crowded urban
environments where land.

Speaker 1 (02:37:58):
Is, SCARCE oh i, see it so the of testing
hey be able to. Do there it looks kind of
it looks kind of like. A, floatboat.

Speaker 8 (02:38:05):
Yeah it's more in an under you section of the
harbor and aims to produce milk and other dairy products for.
LOCAL residents a float boat while transportation.

Speaker 1 (02:38:15):
Pontoon that's what they.

Speaker 7 (02:38:16):
Call, it.

Speaker 1 (02:38:18):
Yeah you don't want to. VERY good i mean it's
not like a schooner or a yacht or and it's
not even a barge and actually looks nothing like a,
pontoon boat an. Iceberg boat it's kind. Of light it
looks more like. A house so it looks here's. My, question,
yeah yeah, Go. Ahead berni so obviously you've got cows in.
This thing they're going to be. Pooping everywhere one of

(02:38:40):
those water do you just do you just heave it off,
The side i'd. SAY so i would imagine the harbor
catfish probably. Eat, it yeah, oh yeah you get your,
bottom feeders it'll. Love them oh, you think so suck.
Up those doat that the whole harbor is going? To
stink then it. Already does it's. Rodder dam what did

(02:39:00):
What did noah do on?

Speaker 2 (02:39:03):
The well he one, of each a boy and a
girl of all the animals? Makes sense overboard the unicorns.

Speaker 1 (02:39:10):
Were late? What, happened yeah that's why we DON'T have,
i mean think about the ecal. Problem done the arc
just dumped, it overboard didn't have water like ten or
twenty kids.

Speaker 9 (02:39:20):
Or.

Speaker 1 (02:39:20):
Something, probably yeah what if they took off from the
dock and there were? No shovels, Oh, well jason you're
gonna have to use. Your, hands yeah you had one
to start with. The moots remember. The shovel What was noah's?
Last name it wasn't Like burn bock.

Speaker 9 (02:39:35):
Or.

Speaker 1 (02:39:35):
Something, ah yes he became a famous screenwriter. And director
this is this thirty thirty dairy cows. They got that
means they got to milk them in the morning and.
First thing and this is a this is. A, problem
well they're they're making sure this will be feasible. For
something it's gonna be. Poop lagoon that was One of brookshields.

(02:39:59):
Lesser movies some people thought that was very, very, rowing,
rowing rowing keep those collars. Of Blowing no i'm start.

Speaker 9 (02:40:10):
With the.

Speaker 2 (02:40:12):
Speaking of That and. Champ chimpanzee. Main key Why Hasn't
rowan atkinson redone any of the? Pink panthers? What's his
why is he dragging his feet?

Speaker 6 (02:40:21):
On this?

Speaker 1 (02:40:22):
I'm sorry? GO ahead i heard was? They are they're
doing a. New, one Okay. It's Edie It's. Eddie, murley
well thanks so much for. Joining us you can dig
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