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of course. Oh you're not talking. You know we're happy
to have you here too. I'm happy to have you here.
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Speaker 6 (03:44):
Float shirt cot, No, that would be a show.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Throwing hell in there for some reason.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
What the hell? Hi, it's a Bob and Tom show.
We're in the O'Reilly auto part studio.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It was.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
There's Christy Lee, there's Pat Godway, Hello, Josh Arnold, Hi's Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee and Greg Warren this morning, and Tim
Cavanaugh and hello Tom.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
What is suppose the worst sneeze ever?

Speaker 7 (04:15):
Is?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I had one?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (04:18):
I love it when you ask questions that no one
could have an answer. I mean there have to be
some that have been at least recorded where some ship
went ran aground. Oh right, right, I mean I've had to.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Sneeze going into a tricky intersection and it's been it's
been scary, yeah, because you could you close your eyes?
I have to.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
I had to sneeze on stage and I did the restaurants,
the server sknees where I sneezed into my sleeve and
that was, of course wearing a black work shirt like
I always do, right, and.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It was just covered and I looked.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
I just had to look at the crowd and go, hey,
that that has to be one of the grossest things
you've ever seen.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Wow, I think I hear that today.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's that is rough. Yeah. Well, in any event, if
maybe someone has a nice letter about some great sneeze,
we'd love to hear.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
From you, Bob and Tom at dot com. I'm waiting
for that now.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I want to get a beat on your mood today, Chick.
What are you talking about now? I know your team
already had lost, Yeah, so I figured you've had time
to let that just well.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
No, the shoeing took it in the chops this week
four and nine yesterday not a good day, pending tonight's
double header on Monday Night football.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay, Well, I hope everybody got involved in our pigskin
picks competition. It's brought to you by Steven Singer Jewelers
A five hundred dollars gift card coming up this week
for somebody. All you gotta do is pick the winners.
They don't have to worry about the spread. You can
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But get get into that. It's fun.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
I tried to cut Tom off at the pass because
I knew what he was going to ask as soon
as he saw me. What happened at the end of
the Broncos Colts game? What was that all about? I
don't understand. Explain it to me, But so then.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's how it happened. You're telling the story wrong. Your line.
I was going to say, that's what Tom says, I said,
I have all.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
All I said was I've got a question for you,
and I said, I don't have an answer, leave me alone.
I tried, I really tried.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I heard Tom say, did they shoot another field goal? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know, I said, the guy got another shot at it?
You were there? No, no, no, you said shoot.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
You definitely said you okay, he gets to shoot it again.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
You wait a minute. You don't think when a kicker
gets a second shot at it, that's not called a
second shot.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
No, it is called a second shot. It doesn't say
the kicker is going to shoot it. He doesn't say Josh,
which is what you said. You could judge josh.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Any even a simpleton with any knowledge of grammar would
agree that if it's a shot, then he gets to shoot.
You shoot a shot? Am I correct in this case?
And you can't? Yeah, nerd anyway, would you like to
hear the explanation? Yeah, but you contextualize, if you will,

(07:02):
oh yeah, uh, to your satisfaction, you know, to the
satisfaction of those that didn't see this particular game. Culture
behind by two, there's three seconds left. You're an NFL fan.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
You know about this rule, and you know all the
teams do it all the time, and it's up to
the referees if they call it or not. And they
chose to call it in this case, and it was
against the rules. So the Colts fans are happy, Broncos
fans are pissing.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
The Colts. Guy kicks it and misses from sixty yards.
Sixty yards and his first miss ever is a professional.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
I had the opportunity to meet that young man recently.
What a great guy, spencer.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Did you hug him.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
Did you kiss married to a professional sucker star?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
In English?

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Those are some nice thighs, huh, Fellas, Oh my god,
that explains his jaw looking so swell.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
He spends some time.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
He's a very nice young man.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
So then the could we get away from the speculation
of lingual speculations with I am creating a new word
that speculation. It is a completely different meaning. I'm trying
to get away.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
From used to be a friend.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
So the point, company, man, the point of the story is,
so the guy gets a second shot at it? Yes,
so he gets again.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
No, no shooting, that's basketball.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
He's kicking shot.

Speaker 8 (08:32):
Shoot shouldn't even be used at all. And yes, you
get a second shot, but no, exactly, no, he gets
a second kick.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Okay, okay, are you ready? So in any event, now
that we've established the context of the event is the
the referees have a little conference and they get the
guy gets to go again to kick again, and he
makes it from fifteen yards closer. Yes, I don't like
that rule.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
For my fellow NFL fans out there, there's nothing better
than seeing Sean Payton Matt, I can't that's wonderful. When
he's almost pissing himself.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
That wasn't much of a hug he gave the opposing Okay,
here's what happened.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Colts got a second shot at a chance to shoot it.
Colts got a second chance to beat the Broncos. On Sunday,
Denver's Dedre Tillman was called for leverage on Spencer Strader's
sixty yard field goal try that went wide Wright as

(09:30):
time expired, not even close. It was a fifteen yard penalty.
Gave Schrader another chance from the forty five yards, which
he made on an untimed down due to that penalty,
giving the Colts a twenty nine to twenty eight win.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh you know, I do like that that Yeah, that
rule makes sense. How there The nature of the penalty
is one.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
This is from the game referee Craig Rolstad quote.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
It was leverage. As a defender.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
You're not allowed to place your hand on an opponent
or a t I thought it was the center. It's
on an opponent or a teammate to push off to
propel yourself into the air to block a kick. In
this case, ninety two, Andre Tillman came across the line
to the right to the right guard and put his

(10:15):
hands on the right guard and pushed off him to
elevate himself in the air in order to try to
block the kick. You're not allowed to do that. It's
a personal foul, a fifteen yard penalty. In this case,
it was the last play of the game. It was
a foul in the defense. We extended the game for
a one untimed down. We assessed the fifteen yard penalty,
and they were able to run another play and they

(10:36):
got to shoot their shot again.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
And the Colts win.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
And then a friendlier chick explained to me about an
hour ago that the reason, say, how I talk off
the air, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
But the reason that is the case is because when
it's a sixty yard or the guy's it's coming in
pretty low, so they've got a better shot at actually
blocking it. And that's why the guy took the chance
to get got you. Actually, we had the video if
you'd like to watch it together, here there's here it is. Yeah,
there's mister Sanchez puts the ball down and bum. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Well, if you see where he's pushing on the guard
right there and he's trying to get up.

Speaker 8 (11:14):
In the air, can you use your own teammate to
get up in the air. No, no, to no one
else on the field. See, I think you should be
able to use your own teammate if you guys want
to build like a quick pyramid.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, yeah, I mean then again, they almost said they're
bringing in the cheerleading squad.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Well, I'm sure the Eagles will have some way to
do that, and we won't be able to get rid
of that play for leverage. As a defender, you're not
allowed to place your hand on an opponent, on an
opponent or a teammate to push off or propel yourself
into the air.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Okay, there you go. Do you think that was valid?
What do you mean valid? Was that much of a push?
What do you mean valid? I mean he's doing it,
is doing it?

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah, well no, but being a semi Colts fan, yeah,
it was a great call.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Refo. That's the way the league works. Huh. Okay, Well
that was fun. Glad we reviewed that. Coming up, we
have more sports. We have science in the news today
that some great stuff going on. What happens if a
pilot spills his coffee under the control panel of an aircraft?

(12:18):
We'll find out And you just filled it with vodka.
We have We have a doctor, a doctor in the
middle of a surgery allegedly leaving the operating theater for
a so called quickie.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
You know, to go back to our original conversation this morning.
That's a bad time for a sneeze when you're about
to make that incision.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh no, kidding, good call. Can you imagine if the
snot inside the body to have happened, wear a mask,
the slip, the stiff will slip on your side. Oh
wait a minute, that was that was an artery?

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Or if you're trying to the red wire of a
bomb and you have five seconds left, hit the green.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
That's never been in a movie. There have to be
a few fatal ones. Were something very very wrong? I
was thinking of you're you're an NFL kicker holder guy. Yeah, nope,
you got it right. It's a kicker holder, And just
as the ball's coming at you, you got a really
bad sneeze. Yes, this could go on all morning. That

(13:30):
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Speaker 4 (17:13):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Well, thank you very much. I have some letters. You
have some, Hi, Tom, I do, Welcome to the show. Sorry,
I'm in a little bit of pain I had at
surgery last Monday. And if everything's fine, it's just this
healing process. Huh, there's some swelling and it's hard not
have to sit down without that.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Okay, left here, Bob and Tom showy forward. I was
catching up on a few old episodes over the weekend.
On August eighteenth, Chick lost his mind and said, all right,
I bet you Joe Flacco wins zero games for the
Browns this season. So far Flacco is ozero and two,

(17:52):
Well it's Tom. Do you want to settle up now
or double it?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (17:56):
There's a ten buck bit from Scott somewhere in Michigan.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
So how many does you still think they're going to win? Zero?
Flacco personally, he's not going to win a game. I
don't know. Come on, what do you mean? Oh? Come on?
Have you seen him play lately? Well, things can be
rough out there, all those other guys trying to tackle

(18:21):
you and stuff. You know how it goes. We have
a tremendous letter here, and I'm not sure who the
person is that mentioned this other person. Once again, I
have no idea. It's about to become eminently clear. On
a recent show, you guys were talking about teachers names

(18:42):
throughout the years, and I can't remember the names of
most of my girlfriend's friends. But I can remember every
teacher I ever had. For some reason, your girlfriend's friends,
it's hard to keep. You can't be hard. You were married,
Do you remember the names of your friend girlfriends? You
know what I'm saying. One of you said you had

(19:04):
a teacher named missus. I gotta get my redm my
mouth ready, missus Shetter s h E t t e R.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
I think it was me, And I said shut her
was her name? Oh, and it was spelled that way,
but I think there was an extra U in there somewhere,
so her name was shut her.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
This is from a mister Shetter. And he says, there
are not a lot of us out there. I'm related
to most of them. Would you mind telling me what
state you were in? Ohio? That was always central Ohio,
Central Ohio. My mother taught in a small town in
Illinois for years. And he points out that Shetter is

(19:43):
smell is sorry, Well, let's i'd say Freudian, but really
it's gonna happen on the nose. It's spelled like the
slang term for an outhouse, except with an e. The
named shutter, Oh, mine was s s c h E

(20:04):
U T T R. I believe O R. Yeah that
this may be a different Breaker's Island new spelling. Pat.
Is that a name from Ireland? Which one shetters? Yeah,
sounds German. I don't know if it was Irish. Irish
shetters a sham.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
All I know is an Irish shutter is a schwell dog,
o jake.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Have you heard of a town in Ohio, Tabasco? I
have not. This comes to us from Bob in Tabasco, Ohio.
All right, spicy little town. Yeah, we almost wonder if
the sace comes from there.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (20:45):
Actually, I'll do this in the form of a quiz.
He had a tomism. He was in a McDonald's drive
through and he wanted to order something, but he couldn't
remember it, so he ordered two of the fried flat
potato things. The potato, he said. The driver guy knew
exactly what he wanted, of course.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
But yeah, this is all in a part of live view.
You get confused. There's too much happening. We're all assaulted
constantly by everything, and there's a little added pressure at
the double McDonald's drive through a little. They've got it
down pretty well. Yeah, you're gonna pull There is still
a little added.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
Pressure, right, you're in a hurry one that and I
love Chick fil A, but I need to see a
menu board, so you know, I don't know what I
want till I see the menu.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
They do have it down though, they've got Yeah, it's great,
it's it's great.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
I talk about pressure, then I just end up getting
the same thing every time.

Speaker 8 (21:39):
I actually said, and they're happy to a BLI I said,
I need to see a menu.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
They have one?

Speaker 8 (21:44):
Uh no, they said okay, and then they escorted me
and my car up to the.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Well. I need to apologize for the people that were
behind me Saturday morning after the soccer game. I've got
four nine year olds in my car and we went
to the drive through, which I hate doing anyway, and
then we got getting their orders out is almost impossible. Yeah,
what do you want? Now? You've got it done. And

(22:10):
then just as I finished and started to pull up,
I got a phone call for an additional order to
be taken home. Then I got to be the guy going, oh,
by the way, could I also have a You know,
they're they're good and they got it done, but it
took forever. What about the no eating in the car rule.
What happened to us that these were primarily beverages. But

(22:31):
it doesn't matter because you go to the way back
in the car has a third seat. You venture back
there every now and then, and it's always a disaster.
You know, when the kids were younger, it used to
be the history of the toy giveaways. If you have
a scar like a suburban or an expedition where it's
big back there, it's uh, you might as well just
put a garbage can back there, maybe an attendant to

(22:54):
do cleaning. We're going through our letters, which is always exciting.
You can reach U S Bob and Tom at bobintom
dot come. We would like to hear about your greatest
sneeze or if you know of a sneeze that him,
don't ignore him, don't don't don't send us those it's okay.
And then I measure there's someone who on a on
a motorcycle perhaps had a oh real rough going.

Speaker 8 (23:14):
You know, the body's pretty good at regulating, like, hey,
this is a tense situation.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
You don't need to sneeze right now. Even I agree
it is pretty but there are times what what what?
And if you ever had one during a moment of
consensual intimacy. Oh boy, not that. I uh no, only
non consent.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Look at him, he's like a schoolgirl one unconsensual intimacy.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
It took me about two seconds. Wait a second. He
didn't just ask me a question for you. He passed judgment.
He applied that. You say so, senator, when did you
stop beating your wife?

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Right?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Yeah, dear Baba Toms show. My name is Danny, and
I listen on one on one point five. I was
walking my dog and saw this outhouse at a farmer's
market in Malone, New York. I thought of josh athouse. Yeah,

(24:12):
there it is.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
It's Arnold's tinkle Tank. Oh that's great.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
And it's a cartoon. It's a cartoon outthouse with his
thumb up smiling.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
We're gonna we're gonna need t shirts. So is that's
the that's the name of the company, that's legit. Yeah, yeah,
Oh that's wonderful, very nice. Wouldn't you love to have
one of those in your living room? Absolutely right right
by the bed. Would be nice, That would be unforgettable. Oh,

(24:44):
I mean you have a you have a booth right
in your kitchen, have a diner booth, yeah, diner booth.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah, but I'm not what that is an adorable out house.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Because it's a nice orange, nice orange color. Yeah, it's very.

Speaker 8 (24:56):
Clean, fairly decent sized backyard. Why can't I just have
in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
That'd be okay?

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Oh, why don't you put that next to your pool?
See what happened?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, we'll go down well that thank you for the photograph. Yeah,
it's nice logo. That's from Shane Arnold's what is it
Arnold's House of Tinkle It that's not from Shane, that's
from Danny. That's from Danny somewhere in New York, New York. Great, well,
thank you very much, Dan, Good morning, Bob and Tom showed. Uh.

(25:26):
Let's see.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
I work at a campground and bowling Bowling Green, Kentucky.
We had a camper that stayed with us that has
their camper named and I think Tom will appreciate it.
Love the show. I listen every day, keep the laughs coming.
Would you like to know the sign on the back
of the camper. Yes, it's named the Land Yacht. Oh

(25:51):
d e l at de Land, just like DeLand, Florida.
The guy must be from de Land. What do you
think or he's aware of the land. Yeah, it looks
like a nice time to go camping.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Sun is shining, casting casting, casting shadows, beautiful day, casting
shadows on the nice campground parking area. You're you a.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Feeling you're going to go down too? An acoustic guitar
solo here. Okay, I got I got a letter over here.
All right, you're a Bob and Tom show. The other day,
my wife and I were trying to think of this
is weird. The other day my wife was trying to
think of the name of our cotton candy maker. All right, now,
that's a very unusual appliance. Sure, he goes, This machine

(26:33):
will turn virtually any piece of hard candy into a
ball of flavored spunge, sugar or cotton candy. How unusual
to have one of those of your own.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
But she couldn't think of the name, And she goes,
where is the Where is Candy Fluffer?

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Probably in van Nie? Yeah, Fuffer. And that finally changed
her name legally, Candy.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Doesn't that sound right out of a movie? Yes, Hi,
my name's Candy Fluffer. He goes, it's especially funny because
the machine uses hard candy. Been listening since ninety nine.
You mean since last century, as we like to say
here in the Bobo Time show. That's from Jack and
Colorado Springs. Wow. A cotton candy maker.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Yeah, they have those.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Have you seen the He've been at the restaurant that
they have that this dessert that's a giant thing of
cotton candy. Oh carnies. Boy, that sounds delicious though.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Is that the restaurant that went out of business?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yes, well, any restaurant that has a cotton candy maker. Yeah,
really their food is great.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
Oh it's a different place.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
But I'm not I will admit down. I am not
a big No, I'm not a big cotton candy fan.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
I'm the same. And I even wasn't too much it's
too much here. It felt weird.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yes, the mouthfield, it's like shoving cotton in your mouth literally,
I mean a airgo the name cotton candy, Thank you Ace.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
And then it just goes away. It's like, well, isn't
worth it?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh yeah, but you remember it later? Out of the dentist.
I think that had some kind of uh penetrating quality
for the enamel of the enamel of teeth.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
I posited the other day that I thought Teddy Roosevelt
was probably the last president to have any kind.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Of facial hair. I did my homework.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
Oh, okay, and what did you find. It's probably the
same thing that Paul R. Ryder found.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
There's a bunch of them. Oh okay, a bunch. Yeah. Yeah.
Teddy Roosevelt apparently was the only mustache. But yeah, I
started thinking about this over the weekend. And Abraham Lincoln,
of course, had a beard that was well before Roosevelt.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
What did you look up if we ever had of course,
we had presidents before Teddy Rosevel.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
We knew that we were talking about the last after
Chester A Arthur Grover Cleveland. Okay, this is not this
does Teddy Roosevel? Which calm down, This doesn't Teddy Roosevelt
and William H. Haft all had mustaches. Now Taft apparently
he was post Roosevelt. I didn't know. I wouldn't that. Yeah,
so yeah, I guess so the answer is Taft. Yeah,

(29:09):
he apparently rocked a big, bushy mustache. So yeah. And
then Lincoln, Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, James Abram Mirfielder, Benjamin Harrison,
many many oh head beers.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Did you wake up this morning and said I'm going
in there and I'm going to confuse the hell out
of everybody. Is that your goal to Yes, the world
is full of distractions and wonder now.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
The world is a vampire, and Paul writes, also this
is for you, Tom. In twenty fifteen, I received a
testicular hernia. And now yours was not testicular. No, yours
was intestinal.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
It was up. I don't know, Okay, as soon as
the doctor started getting tactical, my eyes glazed. Ie. Hey,
you're the doctor. I have no idea. He did a
great job. Why would you want an answer? It's just
your body. Why would you want to pay attention?

Speaker 8 (29:52):
He says he got this hernia from a Massy Ferguson
tractor front tier running over my sack.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh, I would.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
I would think hernia would really add something to it.
To mention the brand name.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Well, ironically, right now, my left testicle is the size
of a Massy Ferguson tractor trailer.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
He wanted to let you know. The purple and black
eventually goes away.

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And even though things get black, they don't necessarily get bigger,
just in case you were wondering. However, the purpleness of
the sacular area is profound, and it is much larger
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(30:38):
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Speaker 1 (32:02):
Well, thank you very much. We have some very exciting
things coming up today, including how much would you have
to be paid to dump your partner Starter? Plus, we
have we have panties, panties in the news, and it
looks like a bad news out of Cincinnati this morning
about Joe Burrow.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Looks like it could be months, if not the season
for Joe and the turf Toe. So we will over
that coming up. Oh, that's awful.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Coming to you from the Oiley Auto Part Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (32:33):
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Speaker 6 (32:45):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee,
heyt Godwallo, Josh Charnel, Hi there, Ace Cosby. Hey, we're
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Speaker 7 (33:10):
A one Yep.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
This is from Angela.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
I was on a date. I had on a mini
skirt and a pair of thong underwear. Oh yeah, tried
to hold back my sneeze, ended up being down my
legs very noticeably.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Peeing down my leg hot. I mean that's ah yeah,
about to be you'd like to be peede on toime. No,
it sounds like it got a bunch of folks that
have had interesting situations with sneezes. Yeah, sure, how about
this one.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
I say, your body doesn't know that you need to
suppress a sneeze or this would be a bad time
to sneeze. The sneeze just happens, baby, I think sometimes
it knows.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I don't. I've had You're going into an intersection, it's tricky,
and their kids on bikes, and all of a sudden
you got to close your eyes and grip the steering wheel.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
And well, this all started because this morning you were
introducing us and I on the air, and you introduced me,
and I was about to sneeze, and then my body
said no, no, he's he has to say hello.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
And I said, oh, but we've had some massive on
air sneeze.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Yeah, anybody else go outside on a sunny day and
you start sneezing. I've got that, and I've read the
actual sunlight. Yeah, sunlight makes me sneeze. And I've read
that it's a genetic. So only my dad had the
same thing, or my mom.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I've heard of that. Whoever. Here we go, dear Bob
and Tom Show. I was looking at an apartment for rent.
I stopped at McDonald's and got a file of fish
by the way, good job thumbside a big fan. The
apartment was being shown by a very attractive young lady.
She asked me if I had a big sneeze, I said, no,

(34:49):
I didn't think much about it. When I got home,
I looked in the mirror, had a huge load of
tartar sauce on my shirt. Was it tartar sauce or uh?
It was a nice apartment. But I was too embarrassed
to follow up because I didn't want to see the
lady again.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
All right, Dear Bob and Tom showed this from the
text line. This is justin from Elmira, New York. Every
time I get horny, I go into a sneezing fit.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Interesting. My wife looked it up and yes, it is
an actual disorder. Whoa, that's what's going on there. That's
a porn movie. What would they call that?

Speaker 6 (35:30):
I've always heard sneeze as a mini organs, but I've
always heard.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
It feels real good. Okay, feels real good. Tom. Does
it feel real good for you? And you have a
good sneeze? Oh?

Speaker 7 (35:43):
Yeah, the amazing.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Here's Tom sneeze. Are we ready? Three? Two? One? Whoa?
It was it was serious.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
One more time. Here's Tom sneeze. Whoa, And here's Josh
sneeze to compare. Oh, I don't know, you guys got
one the one?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm a lot of sneezer. Yeah. Mine sounds
more like a sneez though than whatever happened. See, I
can martial arts. I can sneeze and make it quieter.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Yeah, I've heard there's ear drum damage.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
If you do that, you gotta let it out.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Well, you let it out, baby.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Whoa. I was recording commercials or something and they had
the tape running. Obviously, Dear Bob and Tom show that
could have been a mic down the hallway. This is
Jim from northeastern Ohio. My wife was eating baby carrots
in her car. She had a manual transmission and had
an explosive sneeze, which put carrots all over the windshield.

(36:51):
At the same time, her foot slipped off the clutch.
The car lurched forward and rear rended an SUV. Oh
is that her story? The back window exploded all over
the hood of my wife's car. Jeez, I still laugh
when I hear that story. We'll thank you very much, Jim.

(37:17):
Next thing, you know, she's a lady. She can drive
a manual transmission, just much much like Christie Lee. Yeah,
I miss I miss the manual. Don't do too so
much speaking of a manual, a manual anything we have
coming up? Drive in theater news very nice, those are fun.
You're probably wondering what the connection is.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
I don't bother wondering those about what any connections are.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's it's entirely valid. I think a lot, a lot
of a lot of the activity of driving theaters I
believe was mutual, manual nothing to be farther from the truth.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
You have not taken your kids to a drive in.
I cannot believe that.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Again, I don't love it, would love it. I don't
like people eating in my car. I don't. We used
to take lawn chairs with us and sit outside.

Speaker 7 (38:07):
Yeah, it out front of the car. How about that?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Oh no, that might work. Although I got a feeling
that for some reason I have to be in the car.
And the next thing I know, yeah, you.

Speaker 7 (38:15):
Pulled the top because you have an SUV, you pull
the back of it. You back in. They get to
lay down and watch the movie while.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
And then I get gooey soft drinks, and the between
the leather and my car is full of ants.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Having your hatchback open. The driving is like wearing a
very tall hat at the opera.

Speaker 7 (38:35):
You got a party person, the.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Person in bag of you. Hey, whitey, you with the
white car, drop the hatch.

Speaker 8 (38:42):
Down whenever people accidentally turn their headlights on and everybody
else starts honking madly.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, there is driving etiquette. Drive in once once in
your life. Yeah, what saw the movie Goodbye Columbus? What
odd drive? Yeah? Yeah, that puts a.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Data so no wonder you're not taking the kids that
kids would love.

Speaker 8 (39:07):
Or as a family we went to see at the
drive in Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade followed by
The Naked Gun. It was one of the greatest days
of my life.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Oh that was the thing where you'd hide in the
trunk and no, no, my family was was on the
up and up.

Speaker 7 (39:21):
I saw Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid at the
drive in. It was the first time I'd ever seen
a movie with bad words in it, and the Cliff
and I went, oh, my.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
And we talked about this before. There used to be
a drive in theater right off Interstate eighty in northwestern
Ohio and you'd be driving along at night and it
was it was a porno.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
Theater that happened to a lot of the older drivers,
and uh.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
If you timed it just right, you'd get about, I
don't know, six seven seconds of the most graphic pornography. U.
I hope that they've since. I don't think they do
that anymore screen or something. That's sad. Yeah, we had
the same thing from here, But I mean, do people

(40:15):
did they stay for the whole movie in the seat
in their own cars? I mean something if you're the
ticket taker and you know old this story before here
comes Bobby again by himself, this is depressing.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
I saw Deep Throat at a drive in movie theater
with the Devil and Miss Jones. It was a double
feature hell with with my best friend and her husband
in the front seat, me in the back seat by myself.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
That's weird. Did they get did they were they moved
by the No.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
It was just one of those things you did. It
was kind of like going to see Rocky hor Picture.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, and I bet you had your feet on each
head rest and you were just speeding it like a speedback.
How are they reacting? Why does Christy even tell these
great stories because she knows that you're going to turn
it around and all of a sudden make her look
like some erotic queen the Okay, if you have any

(41:12):
other the queen of the erotic, if you have any
other great sneeze stories, by all means, I've got one
an hour. I want to later. Also come here, Bob,
Humpty Dumpty in the news. He had a great fall.
I heard. And there's a lot of misinformation, if not
disinformation about Humpty Dumpty. Is that right? Yes? What do
you think Humpty Dumpty was? Yeah, it's not so. No,

(41:38):
it was shaped like an egg ron No that that
you're this is all uh uh bad information. Okay, we're
gonna clear We're going to clear that up. Uh coming
soon from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show. I want to share a letter
or comment.

Speaker 9 (41:53):
Our email is Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom
dot com.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
All right, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. There's Christy Lee,
she's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.
There's Josh Arnold, Chickster Ace Cosby, Tom getting serious now
getting his warm ups off. Yeah, I'm chick with it

(42:20):
was freezing Hellingerly. Another listener email brought to you by
Omaha Steaks The Dear Bob and Tom Show. Well, I
was shopping at the grocery store this weekend. This is
from David and Cedar Falls Iowa.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Oh lovely. I saw something at the store and I
thought of Tom. There was a lady.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
There, elderly woman wearing surgical gloves while shopping. Tom, if
you aren't doing this, why are you not doing this?

Speaker 7 (42:50):
He did during COVID, Remember.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
Yeah, Sure, they came out and said, more germs stick
to the gloves than your hands.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
I love to use surgical gloves while putting gas in car.
What I get that? What happened when you put gas
in your cars? You hate getting if you could gasoline
on your hands, it's thinks Has it ever happened? I've
gotten pretty good at not getting ruined a pair of shoes.
You're just whipping all that hose around, aren't you. Yeah,

(43:19):
a big black hose. Hello, old friend, big long black hose.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Dear Bob, a Tom Show chick, made an offhand joke
last week that didn't get the attention to deserve. The
topic was toilet paper being controlled and rationed.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
In China.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Right, chick stated he was a hoarder. Then he said, well,
actually Amazon made me a hoarder. I forgot to adjust
my subscribe and save after all. Yes, many people me included,
end up with vast stocks stocking up from Amazon's smart program.
My stash includes peanut butter, dog biscuits, Popperoni, dog tree, its, chlorox,

(43:58):
toilet wandry fills in time pods, just to name a few.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Well, just hit the check it. Yeah, but we don't
do that. Yeah, all this guy can't. You can't write
a letter saying, look at what I've collected, Steve. This
is Steven, Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
I enjoyed that letter very I agree with you, Steve.
I was dumb enough to do that. Recently. I was.
I must have been in a hurry, and all of
a sudden, I keep getting these packages, and then all
of a sudden, I've got.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Everything yelling at me, and your subscribing save is needed,
and you exactly counted, and a good supply of it.
Absolutely nothing overboard. I even go so far as I'll skip.
I'll skip because I have plenty. I'm real good. Yeah,
I messed up with pet food recently. I have two
huge beds. So now you got to cancel.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Yeah I have Okay, very good, keep it to yourself,
Minnesota guy.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Whatever, what's in his collection again? Uh? Tied pods?

Speaker 8 (45:00):
I have shoes that are filled with dog poop. Well,
stop stop stepping in dog poop. That's kind of the
answer here. Clorox toilet wand fills, those are very.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Good, by the way. You get that.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
You get the Clorox wand for your toilet and there's
a little click on, uh scrubber deal.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Great, Yeah, get right down. You have the bidet though, right,
So isn't yours? Automates? What do I? I disassemble it
pointed downward and clean the toilet with that? I thought,
I thought, I thought that the spill back from your
buns would be enough to cleanse the you. You think

(45:38):
it's an insane.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Spray that you have got to be the stupidest man ever.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
It's gonna target, It's gonna target University. I had no
doubt it's pinpoint accuracy. I was at I was at
a memorial service over the weekend for a dog. Great
guy and someone Someone's gonna happen more and more. Someone
came someone came up to me and they said, oh,
I heard you talking about the sneak attack that the
day made on your ass, which is which is what

(46:06):
happened to me recently in Colorado. Is surprised Beday And
you said, father, I call him padre respect. Does anybody
this is another stupid question? Uh? I like having the
water of color in the uh in the toilet? Yeah,

(46:29):
I don't say water color? Does? Does anyone make one
that's dog friendly? Oh?

Speaker 7 (46:38):
Keep our lids closed, don't you do that?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Well? I sometimes forget. I've got my Golden retriever, of course,
has no no problem. But the little guy now is
getting up and in there mountain. Well no, yeah, but
I that stuff can't be good for them. Okay that well,

(47:00):
maybe some dog person knows if there's one that is
helps out.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
But then don't you tell him what you're telling the
poor guy in Minnesota just close.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
The lid to We tried, and he just said, I forget. Okay,
Back to sneezeology. I have an epic sneeze story, writes Adam.
I'm a tow truck operator. I had a massive sneeze.
I I sneezed so hard I hit my head on
the steering wheel. My truck was fully loaded with a

(47:30):
car on the bed on the wheel lift. Both got totaled.
Whoa ye, wait a minute, what happened? I am a
tow truck opera. I don't know what a wheel lift
is the thing that's picking the car up and putting
it on the flat?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Well?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
How did how did they crash into each other? I
know he did? He the guy did leave out the
wreck of all I can say that that's a sneeze song.

Speaker 8 (47:59):
I mean, look, evidence does point to sneeze as will
happen when they have to happen.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, but I maybe Lee and Dayton, Ohio had a sneeze?
Did I cheer about it? Josh?

Speaker 8 (48:11):
Yeah, yeah, especially mid sentence. That's my favorite time to
hear stories. When I was talking mid sentence.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Wonder what our show would sound like if not only
you know I we appreciate all our listeners, but if
Tom was one of them, wouldn't that be nice to show?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I'm sorry. All I heard was blah blah blah blah blah.
I have no doubt it cut me off like I
was a comedian guest. What was the topic again? I
told you never f ing mine? Lee kind enough to
write fast jump in with this non story. I'm just

(48:54):
reading this letter for the first time. As a young man.
I was at my grandmother's house for Thanksgiving. I was
on my way too. In front of me, it truly
was to Thanksgiving I was. I was on my way
to set the potatoes and the dinner table when I
felt a sneeze coming on. I set down the potatoes,
turned away from the table, and sneeze. I wasn't paying attention.

(49:16):
I didn't want to sneeze on the food. I turned
and it jerked my head, slamming my head on the microwave,
nearly knocking myself out. Well, thank you, Lea saved the potatoes.
And not to mention getting mucus all over your naked grandmother.

Speaker 8 (49:36):
Yeah, this says. I'll keep this one short and sweet.
It comes to us from our trucker buddy, darryl Uh.
He was on a date fancy restaurant. First date, sneezed.
Some of the sneeze got into his date's open mouth.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Oh but he finishes the email with the date ended
with a handshake and a ghosting yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you gotta expect I can understand that. Yeah. Oh no, Now.
The other topic we have coming up is drive in

(50:10):
movie theaters. Yes, just got this. Uh, and I have
very little experience at drive in movie theater.

Speaker 7 (50:16):
I am shocked by that.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
And I will I'll make an effort to take the
girls to one. But uh, this guy says, Dear Bob
and Tom show we'd go to the drive in movie.
One of our buddies would go to the concession, go
to the concession stand for food. We would immediately move
the car and then enjoy him wandering around looking for us.

(50:38):
Is that a standard drive in move?

Speaker 6 (50:40):
That's standard?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Did they give you the tray at a drive in
like they did in the old Uh? The car hop?
The car hop? I don't think so. That's not where
I went.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
No, not where I went. And they don't have the
speakers any more either.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Everything's on your radio.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Everything's on your radio.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Well, that's going to have to teach a whole new
generation then, how to turn the radio on in their automobiles.
How does that what? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Do you think there are people out there that are
driving cars that don't know how to turn the radio on.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Absolutely?

Speaker 8 (51:17):
I don't know how to turn on the F M
A M. I could see there probably are some, you.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Know, And I bet they don't have to pull off
and stop at the side of the road if they
have to tune their radio in like you do.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
That was my old car. That was my old car.
Now I'm sorry. So do they put the music, I mean,
the audio from the movie on an AM radio channel.
But yeah, it's it's it's better, I think, much better.
So it's like a two watt transmitter. So if you
live near the if you live near the movie theater,

(51:50):
you can listen to movies.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Probably probably some sad person that does that, some blind persons.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
You know, you've been off. You've been off sometimes on
the air. But today is a new a new record.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
It is amazing.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
But I do like that this break has been unreasonably
judging others. I unreasonably judge Steve from Minnesota.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
No, no, no, the guy just stop it.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
It's like if you're walking dog poop and shoe. Yeah,
you're right, that wasn't unreasonable. Just knock it all, you know.
I mean, I knew a friend of mine once. His
brother would sit in his room day and night with
one of those base station CB radio things. That was
his entire life. I mean, that's yeah, that's I mean,

(52:47):
there's probably somebody lives near a drive in theater that well,
I can't afford to go to the movie. I got
a radio. I hope it's a port I can listen. Yes,
when the portal movies, no it ever said no got it?

Speaker 6 (53:05):
He got it in at the end of Somebody Pregnant
having a baby this.

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Speaker 1 (54:00):
Coon coming up blood in uh sneezes uh. We're going
up and not We're coming to you from the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee, she's
at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Godwin, Hi,
There's there's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (54:30):
There's Ace Cosmin Hello, I am chick. And a hidden
talent from Pat Godwin coming up. And here's Tom Hello.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Tom.

Speaker 10 (54:37):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I'm not aware of this other than your ability to
sing and play the guitar on the piano. There's another talent.
I don't know of this, this hidden talent.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
He's also an amazing what do you call an impressionist?
He does impressions.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
It's Nieve. He does John Wayne better than John Wayne.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (54:55):
I want to hear John Wayne with the with the guys.
They get off the horses, they are about to go
into the saloon.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
I would love to see that. I'd love to hear it. Gentlemen,
to the medicine cabinet. And here's the actual line from the.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Movie Gentlemen to the Medicine Gavin.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Oh, that's a great line. That's my favorite John Wayne line.
How about that? Did they have medicine cabinets in the
Old West? Well, well, this is the medicine being the liquor.
I'm aware of what they're saying, gentlemen, the medicine cabin
I thought.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
They were actually going to go take you know, drugs,
but well, I guess alcoholism.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
So is that is that accurate as to the times
they did? They called it the medicine cabinet.

Speaker 11 (55:36):
Yeah, it's from the movie mclin stock, something like clintock McLintock.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Yeah. Really, so that is a Western I'm assuming.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's McLintock with an exclamation point.
Oh oh, I think.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
That's always a good So in the future, when Tom
gives us a headache, we can.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Say, gentlemen to the medicine, Gavin.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I love that. Okay, kind of wondering if that was
a turn back then all right, and you say here's
something that might be just a little bit funny. Let
me put my foot on its neck. Gentlemen, they don't
have Wi Fi in there. We're not going in. That's

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the worst John Wayne I've ever heard, gentleman of the medicine, NT.
John Wayne, thank you very much. Now we have a
couple more letters about sneezes. Okay, you're Bob and Tom show.
My wife was in the bathroom putting her makeup on.
Oh she had a surprise sneeze. Came out of nowhere,

(56:39):
wouldn't you know, son of a God, smashed down her
nose on the edge of the pedestal sink, breaking it.
Oh really, is that what you told the doctor? Oh? Great,
Now I can't give now, I can't give the guy's name.
So it sort of got doc, that's what happened.

Speaker 7 (56:57):
I was afraid she'd stabbed herself with the mask wand
or something horrible.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Okay, now let's switch gears here. We have some very
interesting things coming up in the world of news. But
we have Chick McGee right now at the sports desk.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley led the Eagles at twenty
seventeen win in Kansas City over the Chiefs in the
Super Bowl rematch, and now all the Chiefs have lost
three in a row.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
The Super Bowl last.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
Week and gets the Chargers and now this week, first
time and in Patrick Mahomes's career, he's lost three games
in a row.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
All right, I just don't know what's going wrong. I'm
doing my best out there, and we'll keep trying. We'll
keep trying. Who's then, Patrick Mahome? You say he does
sound like Kermit the Frog. Oh that was great. That
was so great. He didn't even know who it was.
Then he backed up. I thought it was with the frog,
and I didn't understand the connection, the rainbow connection.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Gentlemen, do the medicine.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Brandon Aubrey was her name, Remember Aubrey?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Who did that? Was that bread? Every or? I never
wouldn't know which ones are David Gates and which ones
that was David guitar man? Was David Gates? David David? No, no, no,
you know what? David Gates was the backbone of bread. Okay?

Speaker 8 (58:15):
The bread was nothing, gonna start with bread. The band
Air Supply heard and went, who are these pussies? Baby?
That one the only Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
That Lawrence will delivery a wan and a tool and
a baby. I'm gonna water you like well, he's singing,
I'm a want. You you don't anything. You don't like
anything lovely? Is that? Yes? I just of the days.
This is why we can't have lovely things.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
Yes, I drive, I drive my flower shops with my
thumb down.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
You go by maternity wards with new babies and just boom.
If you if you know which ones are David Gates
and which ones are Bread man, you worked at an
adult contemporary Gates and whatever, you worked at a certain
type of radio station.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
For quite some time, Bread had no hits without David
Gates the guy. Then he went solo, and then Bread
broke up right, Yeah, crumb. I was starting to think
of there was a rye joke in there, but I
abandoned it.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
It was great. We got sliced bread, we got crumbs.
I loved it all. Oh man, what a day. Huh
you met sour dough toast? Wait a minute, what do
you say? Now you take bread and then you and
then you can toast it over the weekend.

Speaker 7 (59:45):
You gotta be naked at home or did you have to.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Go out for I was having an omelet and I
ordered sour dough toast this little switch roo and that
was real good, delightful. Yeah. By the way, At what
age does one no longer want to be in a booth? Remember,
because you know when you're.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
You know what, I just sat in the booth over
the weekend. I had a lovely too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
But some of this probably has to do with your
current surgery.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah, it's just something about Booth's great when you're not
getting surgery every two months. Look my sack, you know
so much they can get up, get up and slap you.
At what point do they just It's kind of like
you get a free one certain amount on a car

(01:00:33):
you repair. You go, I'm gonna go get you know,
the next time you go to the hospital and they're
just gonna total you. You know, we got a running here,
you guys, we'll just get into a body. You know,
you don't like a booth.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Wait a minute, you've got this hurd of you thing
you could barely walk and somebody said, yeah, let's grab
a booth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Those aren't your friends, that's the thing. But it's not
just that, I mean it, there's just something about a booth.
I no longer like, Okay, you don't have any elbow room.
They're not always if you're if you're on the window seat,
you have to. They have to get up for you
to go to the bathroom. Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
I like it because you're not in the middle of
the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
And then if you want to talk to the person,
you know, if it's a triple booth on each side,
then you got to kind of leave now.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
But you always having lunch with you is like going
to the Friars Club. You have to sit there and
you go, yeah, boy, I know, okay, Oh, Tom's still talking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Okay, I got it all right. The waitress. That waitress
I was talking to was fascinating, which reminds me because
you got them tell you off the ear. Okay, okay, No,
you know you have a booth in your kitchen, right
I do? And yeah, I don't have to worry too
much about you getting up when somebody needs Doesney does

(01:01:47):
your booth?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
This seat just boot back? I can move them? Do
you guys? Shut your dirty mouths and the chest like
you said, air supply call up, but said, hey, get
some balls. You put it. I missed. I missed a.

Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
Part of your favorite party.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
For he had a great foot. Oh he had a
lovely phots. Could we slime this guy.

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
David Gates?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
There's no way, he stole alive. Oh yeah he is.

Speaker 11 (01:02:24):
Is the funniest part of David Gates is that somebody
in our high school tried to do the guitar Man
for his talent show, and he had the chords, but
he just didn't have.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
The changing of this. So this is an impression of
I think his name is Dave O'Connor. More impressions from
Pat God.

Speaker 11 (01:02:40):
Dave O'Connor a high school talent show doing guitar Man
by David Gates, who draws.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
A crowd and plays a loud Maybe it's the guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Man irony there. You gave his name on the air. Yeah,
you gotta stop doing that.

Speaker 11 (01:03:02):
Uh the one time I said that Last week I
talked about my friend Fred I gave his lesson.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
I shouldn't have done that. No, I told you, But
I think it was the women who you've named on
the year.

Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
Did you go to your reunion yet?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I'm going soon in October eighth, okay, and you're performing
as well.

Speaker 11 (01:03:15):
I'm gonna do a couple of songs I can't. Yeah,
this life is killing me. I'm gonna do in a
hotel pool. I think I'm gonna do a couple of
songs of.

Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
Nice David Gates is eighty four.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Okay, well good, let us some moldy bread. Were gonna
do the same one one more time. I want to
hear now what do you want to hear? Diary? Oh
I found her. We all know the song. I was
looking for your vibrator. Just shove it up, Mike keyster

(01:03:51):
what that? Guess what?

Speaker 12 (01:03:52):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
The car? That's not the right guitar man?

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
You idiots, you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Play guitar man? Was playing that guitar Jerry, Jerry Reid,
and Jerry reads it sounds like Elvis. It is well,
he played, he plays, Jerry Reid played guitar and Elvis, Yeah,
Elvis singing. Of course that's Elvis. Yeah, guitar great song.
Now see that song is lovely?

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Yea guitar man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
So thereby, if that song was lovely, you must hate it.
I know. Do you have the other guitar man? Oh yeah,
that's not it's David Gates. I do have this.

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
Oh God an intro though, I mean, what do you
you just listen to it and be sad.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
You got to get it out. You gotta get that
sadness out. If they stopped making this sad. Is Aubrey is?
I would like this is Audrey and deceased?

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Dog?

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Could be a pet? It could be a pet Aubrey was.
It's sad. I think it's a girl sad if it
were his wife, terrible bitch. He watered her dead. This
is a smoke screen for the cops. Hobby was her name?
There is you want? Let's show off? Slide turned the

(01:05:16):
George hit us yourself? Like George? Who draws the crowd?
Who draws the crowd?

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
He plays the loud bay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
When does the guitar guy come and punch him and say, hey,
who's going the show?

Speaker 11 (01:05:31):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
You can mad? That's the crying right there. If there
was a guy during the song, this is supposed to
be crying misand miles away. Is this guy dying the

(01:05:55):
song too?

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
He's gonna play Now that's a lot of national Oh
this is the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Oh, this is the guy that can't get any gigs
and he's impoverished.

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Well, there, there's there's a topic. He's sadest song in
the history of the world. Oh man alone again?

Speaker 7 (01:06:09):
Naturally, Man, that's pretty bad, but it doesn't feel sad.
That's the thing you didn't know it was sad at
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
No, not at all. Everybody hurts gets a little rough. Yeah,
I r e M. Everybody heard even that is kind
of cathartic. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, speaking of hurting, Yeah,
I know you're hurting. We know, Pat, you did a
tribute because when I post surgery, there's some swelling and
some discoloration of the tissue.

Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
What is stopping me from punching you right in the
po It'd be an easy shot because there is some swelling.
I feel like I'm carrying around to softball.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
I'm hinting literally almost all the time. No, I don't
have excessively large dome. Thank you. What's this? Everybody heard? Well,
I don't want to hear. This is we don't want
to We don't want to share.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Out there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
This actually is kind of comforting. It's hey, hey, we
all go through this. You're all right? Yeah about okay?
The day is long. I'm so is this intro? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
You gentlemen, the medicine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Now, Pat, you're gonna take some drugs. Kids, you're gonna
play your tribute to my purple purple hernia surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Delly beloved, We are gathered today show a little sympathy
for our fearless theater just had surgery tongue gras waald,
So I'm had a herd your procedure, and he's in

(01:07:52):
a load of.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Things, you know he is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
That whole area is this colored.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Bruises, honest stomach, the holloway to his loins, purple growing,
purple grown.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
He come on sing along with it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
The purple grond, purple raw.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Yeah, the color.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Of a rare top slon pedanis looks like. And the plant.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Oh, he's gotta purple growing, purple wang, purple wang.

Speaker 13 (01:08:35):
Everybody's saying purple taint, purple taint, purple sat purple crack.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Who you know it is, purple crack, clutched like Bonnie
the dinosaur. Tom's gone up, purple growing very much, very much. Right, Well,
adjust myself. It kind of hurts the laugh bat. Thank
you very much. Now, coming up, we have more news

(01:09:09):
from the world of sports h a plus we have
science news today, very exciting. We're going to find out
about drive in theaters. Got a big drive in theater
story coming up for you, and an update on something
you guys all had wrong about. Humpty dumpty.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
Wait you didn't have this wrong. You didn't grow up
thinking the truth, and you were finally being vindicated.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Right, I just like you. I always thought Humpty Dumpty
was a giant egg. He was often illustrated as such,
Humpty Dumpty not an egg? Isn't that something?

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
And in Hoyle's Book of Nursery Rhymes, I believe he
is oil. Right, he's a giant egg. Well with a
bow tie, right, and a vest I think most often
a vest and bote a great vest.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Really would you like to dress up as Humpty Dumpty? Away?
I certainly would not.

Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
And the reason I'm I'm so vehement is the glee
in your eyes when you asked me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
You said that, just now, would dress upliva? That came
out of your mouth. It was like a dog after
a bowl. We'll get him to dressed like by Humpty.
And I'm over. I don't feel like I'm Humpty Dumpty shape. No,
you have to have lots to him, of course, I
see you have.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
On you know, when you get right down to it.
He's just a bully. He's an absolute bully. Not a
kind man. No, he's mean, very mean.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Well, I'm sorry, we could get all the King's horses
and the kingsman over here. You know it's HiT's a
contemporary class.

Speaker 8 (01:10:57):
I'm desperate worthy to fix Humpty Dumpty where one of
the guys went. Should we should we give the horses
a shot?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
You know? No horse coming up? We have Kevin. I
don't think we should we have Humpty Dumpty news. They
don't have finger Coming to you from the rally. Coming
to you from the arally Oto Parts Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is
on the way.

Speaker 9 (01:11:20):
You can find us on x at Bob and Tom
or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show at the
Silac Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee hot Conwin, Hey,
Josh Arnold, Hello, Ace Cosby, Hello, I'm chick.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Hello Tom. What's going on over there? But I understand
we have a satellite connection that we're working out on
the big screen. Oh yeah, and there, Oh there we go.

Speaker 12 (01:11:51):
Uh Hello, Hey, everybody, Bob and Tom is Adceptic here
from the head Sceptic.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Plumb and ad supply. Hey, Hey, how you guys do it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
You.

Speaker 12 (01:12:00):
Oh, I'm great because it's that time of year again.
And honor of my third grade teacher, Ms. Brownstein, I'm
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(01:12:20):
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(01:12:42):
been out septics. Oh yeah, you've heard a scared straight. Well,
this is part of my Scared Plus program. That's an
old message all you kids out there. You don't want
to deal with stool, study hard and stay in school. Now,
is some of you little turn burglars over there retired

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of school and you want to make some good money
this fall? As part of my Back to Stool Special,
I'm offering four full time paid internships. Wow, that's right.
To apply for your internship. Write your resume on two
blush arm and mail it to Pobots number two, Flushing,
New York, eleven three five eight. I'll let you young

(01:13:26):
as know right now you come in here with those
jeans of sagon, I'm giving you some suspenders to wear.
Oh way, I'm at septic banging pipes, never wive since
nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
If you ahead, lie, that was great, accept ladies and gentlemen.
I'm a time now to turn to the sporting news
with Chick McGee. What's happening? Huh?

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
Brandon Aubrey kicked the forty six yard field goal as
time expired in overtime after tying regulation with a sixty
four yard kick, and the Cowboys beat the Giants forty
to third. You know, the story on Brandon Aubrey was
he was play soccer for Notre Dame and he was
watching a game a couple of seasons ago with his
wife and some kicker missed a kick, and his wife
looked at him and said, you could miss a kick

(01:14:12):
like that. So then he went and tried out and
out on the high school field The first couple of
kicks he made were from sixty yards with little effort.
He thought, well, maybe I should get serious about this,
and he hired a coach and wow, now he is
arguably the best kicker in the National Football League. And
will write this down. He's going to make a seventy
yarder before the season's over. Wait and see you, wait

(01:14:32):
and see.

Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
Tom there, what is the record?

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Sixty seven sixty?

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Is that soccer style? Or remember wasn't there one guy
that had half a foot Tom Dempsey when we were
kids in nineteen sixty nine. I want to say that
sixty three. And seriously, he had like half of his
foot was missing, so he had this big pad in the.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
So that's not fair. That's like having a mallet bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Yes, yeah, And then all the imitators he played with
the show, Hey, Doc, cut off half my foot. I
want to play with big money.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
He played with the Saints and that kick came against
the Lions and Alex Carris was playing defensive tackle with
the Lions when Dempsey kicked that, and Carris said, when
he hit the ball, I thought a cannon had gone off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
It sounded that it was amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
I guess Cincinnati Joe Burrow left the Bengals locker room
on crutches yesterday. Bengals won the game thirty one twenty seven.
Jake Browning comes in and leads Cincinnati to victory. But
according to reports this morning, CBS Sports, NFL insider Jonathan
Jones says Burrow Burrow is suffering from turf toe. I'm
not even sure what this is. Turf toe. They call

(01:15:42):
it turf toe, but it's incredibly I know it's very painful,
and they say that Joe will miss multiple weeks at
a minimum, if not months, and the season might be
at stake. Man, He's going to undergo an MRI and
we will get updates on as they become available. Other
winners yesterday in the NFL Baltimore, Buffalo, Detroit, the Rams,

(01:16:05):
New England, San Francisco, Seattle, Arizona, Indianapolis, and Atlanta, and
tonight's Monday nighters, two of them Tampa Bay at Houston
at seven o'clock Eastern and the Chargers at Vegas at
ten o'clock tonight and WNBA playoffs. Yesterday, Atlanta beat Indiana
eighty sixty eight, Minnesota over Golden State one on one

(01:16:27):
seventy two, Vegas beats Seattle one of two seventy seven
and the Liberty in overtime beating Phoenix seventy six, sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
What's the matter?

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
Liberty, liberty, heal, liberty, heel and well these aren't are
these world records?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Tom? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
Police in New Jersey are investigating the theft of a
Humpty Dumpty statue taken from a Cape May miniature golf course.

Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
All right, I gave you that because it said miniature golf.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:16:57):
Local authorities say they're looking for two men have stopped
at Ocean Putt Golf in the middle of the night
and forcibly removed the Humpty Dumpty figure from its foundation.
That's funny, the statue showing it's terrible smiling Humpty Dumpty
with big white head, red cheeks, yellow bow tie, blue
jacket and gray pants.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Man, I bet they were laughing hard found.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
Several properties away in the nursery Humpty Dumpty falls off wall.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Yeah, we know.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Cap May police shared security footage of the suspects online
and asked for public's help and identifying them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
That's the story, all right, what's it? It's fascinating. They're they're, oh,
there's Humpty, because you can he's got more of an
egg head with a man's body. Yeah. I didn't even
look the hats of the hat broke off.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
I get the feeling they ordered something else and called
it up it. Yeah, it looks like looks at the
mask got for a Hamburger joint.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Exactly, but from bizarro world kind of, you know. But
you know the guys are drunk, obviously. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:17:55):
I bet nothing but laughter when they were taking that
owl had a good lustman soul. The suspect who's that
the itsy bitsy spider cute.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
I guess I need to know what you're laughing. His
cellmate's nickname is Humpy Dumpy. By the way, when he
gets no, that's better than dumpy Humpy if you're gonna
now at first a second, he's got more. I I

(01:18:25):
did some research, and there's no indication in the poem
that Humpty Dumpty is an egg Okay you know the poem, Christy.

Speaker 7 (01:18:34):
Yeah, so doesn't know. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
up all the king's horses and all the kings men
couldn't put Humpty together again.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
And there a second. I hear nothing about eggs, And
as Josh said, how cracked up did he have to
beat them? Let's just give the horses. The one guy
went hey, hey, hey, we can't. We haven't tried this yet.
Now hear me out. We've tried everything. Should we get
should we? Should we let the horses dry? A king's horse? Huh?

(01:19:05):
Are the king's horse? They're very well? Yea, I fact,
that's a good idea. Hey, look, guys, I admit it.
I was wrong. The horses made it worse, almost almost
stamped on it. Is there is the mo to the poem? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
Is it one of those things where it actually has
twelve versus that's it's okay? Sure, so you're saying, since
they don't ever say egg in the poem.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Well, then I went down the I went down the
rabbit hole, if you will. What are you saying? Interesting?
The earliest versions of a poem come from the late
seventeen hundreds, and Humpty Dumpty is merely a figure described
as someone who quote had a great fall. There's no
mention of eggs anywhere. The image of Humpty Dumpty as

(01:19:51):
an egg came from illustrations, particularly from Lewis Carroll's Through
the Looking Glass where he was drawn as a gigantic
egg originally not necessarily an egg, but could have been.

Speaker 8 (01:20:05):
I mean, you've really been selling this as Wait until
you find out what Humpty Dumpty really was.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
A he it's just in your head. Whatever it is,
I always.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
Not now, but but you said it definitely is not
an egg, but it could be an egg.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
It sounds like to me could be anything at this point.
Is there a brand of eggs anywhere out there called
Humpty Dumpties? Do you think like a larger, larger egg.

Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
Nobody's gonna buy broken eggs if we if we all
decided collectively to no longer engage him, would would anyone noticed?

Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
I know what would happen. There would be a firestorm
like you've never seen.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I really always loved I've always loved the name of
Humpty Dumpty. Really.

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
Yeah, yes, it's just so sweet. I wonder how long
I need to talk before he pays attention. Obviously didn't
hear that what we were talking about. I'm sure who will?
I hear myself in my headphones we're on the air.
Rod McEwan, Oh, I don't know. If they have a
if they've ever pinpointed author for humpty, is that like

(01:21:10):
a mother goose?

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Potentially?

Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I just wanted to enlighten you. Well you kind of didn't, though,
because we know all we learn. If anything you muddy
the water could be anything. I just hope someone not
there listening goes, oh, you've never had humpty dumpties eggs.
I get him every day. He's still he's still going.
He really likes this conceit. He saw this as dumpty

(01:21:39):
wasn't an egg. This is going to be fascinating. Wasn't
it nice to know that you've been wrong about something? Well,
that's the thing. I don't think we have. I don't
think we have at all. We haven't been proven wrong.
We're like everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:21:53):
Dumpty rhyme originated in the late eighteenth century, possibly is
a riddle and originally referred to a short, clumsy person.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Or a drink drink all that it was it was
like short.

Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
Drunk, short drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
There has to be a bar that has something called
the humpty dumptyes, like three quarters met a mucil.

Speaker 7 (01:22:15):
The phrase humpty dumpty shoes back in the day to
described an overweight, clumsy person.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Look at this humpty dumpty, glaryous, but a drink. That's great. Okay, Well,
we have coming up. We do have a world record.
We have a science in the news and wait, do
you get a load of this world record? Just wait
coming to us from Idaho. I believe shut up, wait
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Mind reading in the news. I knew you were gonna
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two in the NFL. What's happening over at the sports desk?
Stupid world record? Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
I'm ready?

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
An ice skater from Hungary has set the Guinness World
Record for the most rope skips on ice skates.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
In one minute. Can't be easy, really, I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
Junior and Senior National Champion ice skater Esther Sambathi l
Ye Oh Lovely Sambath l Yee managed the swing of
jump prope around one hundred and thirty six times on
an ice drink in front of a crowd in Sun.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Valley, Idaho. Single unders or double unders.

Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
She performed the most rope skips shut up on ice
skates in one minute, a feat she describes as her
wildest dream.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
That's nildest. Now, what's your wildest dream? Josh, go oh
geez making mah, here she is here, she is here.
We go. Okay, So she's jumping rope, bouncing up and
down on ice skates.

Speaker 6 (01:25:15):
They are they are single under boy, and I'm glad
they had crowd control.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Look at the blank faces on those forced there here. See,
I thought she was skating. She's just jumping up and
down in the ice with ice skates. Though dumb she
could cut the rope.

Speaker 7 (01:25:33):
How would she skate and jump?

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
That's why I want to see that? Though? I thought
she was kind of doing a little jumps every time
she flipped the rope. Of course not. You just have
strong ankles, you know, that's your lifetime dream? Yikes? Ever
ever dream about maybe telling Tanya Hardy to leave the

(01:25:56):
skates on, baby, I'll just tear everything away and go
for it. Kind of there. I've never had that. I've
never had that dream.

Speaker 8 (01:26:01):
But I thought Tanya Harding, a younger Tanya Harding was
was pretty hot and of course, you know Marco Robbie,
you can dress her up as one. Yeah, John Wayne, Yeah, yeah,
you know that that's gonna did you say, John Wayne?

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Gentlemen to the medicine.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
A friend of mine was working at a very large
UH skating event before the big Tanya Harding thing happened.
And it was the day before the event was taking
place at A bunch of the skaters were there and he
had he happened to have an encounter with Tanya Harding
and said she had an unbelievably filthy mouth. That yeah, yeah,

(01:26:44):
that's what I had heard too. She would later get
very famous, so she still ought there is she like
on the icepap she pop up, she hit her hit
a boyfriend with a hub cap or something.

Speaker 7 (01:26:58):
An ashtray hubcap ash.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
She was amazing. She was really she did things that
nobody had done before. Yea, like having her boyfriend smash
somebody's I'm just saying she did know an hang about that,
look it up. No, no, she knew all about it.
What Oh yeah, very clear. Remember the expression there that
he was he had a galilee? Yeah remember that. Well,

(01:27:24):
there's a wedding video of the wedding night there is
a video.

Speaker 6 (01:27:26):
I don't think anyone ever said they had a Galulee No.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Afternoon that was posted to No. You probably did. Galilee
referenced a massively large the John Hammacana thing. That's a film. Yeah,
there's a sex tape. You watched Jeff sex tape of that. Yeah,
that little wormy guy. Yeah, apparently very gifted in one manner. Well,
that's our world record. I thought you'd enjoy that one.

(01:27:49):
And that's sports. Okay, thank you very much. It was
really something one that kids. Do you want to tell me?
Do you want to explain the end of the Colts
game again to me? Or would you rather eat a shoe?
I would run?

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
Man, I don't know. It's a I can't descide. What
is the name of that penalty?

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Leverage? Okay, so you can't launch off one of your
teammates or another teammate in order to block.

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
According to the game referee Craig rollstat here's a breakdown
of the call. This is actually him after the game.
This is a quote for leverage. As a defender, you
are not allowed to place your hand on an opponent
or a teammate to push off to propel yourself into
the air to block a kick. In this case, number

(01:28:38):
ninety two of the Broncos, Andre Tillman, came across the
line to the right guard and he put his hands
on the right guard and pushed him off to elevate
himself in the air in order to try to block
the kick. You're not allowed to do that. It's a
personal foul fifteen yard penalty. In this case, it was
the last play of the game. It was a foul
on the defense.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Do they call mulligan?

Speaker 6 (01:28:59):
We extended the game for one untimed down. When they
foul like that is on the defense, they have to
have it untimed down. If it had been on the offense,
the game would have been over. We assessed the fifteen
yard penalty and they were able to run another play.

Speaker 8 (01:29:12):
So what's the controversy here? The guy committed a penalty, Well,
the Roncoast fans are disputing that. They say it wasn't
a penalty.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
And the colt missed the first time. Then they moved
it up fifteen yards and he nailed it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:26):
So to go to Spencer Metam and Christy. Christy, I
met him once. You'll never hear the end of it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
So nice, so nice, Andy, your thoughts on Spencer. Huh?

Speaker 7 (01:29:39):
Andy was there?

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Oh, Andy, Spencer, Yes he did. I was.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
I'd hoped I didn't get to watch a Packer game,
but no, it had to drag me along to a
Colts game.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
I didn't want to go. It was quieter going and
staying home. It's just that simple. It's coming up. We're
going to talk with comedian Greg Warren and uh, comedian
Tim Cavanaugh, both on the way. Christy Lee is at
the Silac Insurance News desk. We have time for a
quick story, Christie Wall.

Speaker 7 (01:30:08):
Now, British doctor is under fire for leaving the operating
room during surgery to have sex with a nurse in
another room. All right, when you know when the love
bug hits, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
I say, guys don't have a problem with this. Women
probably are very upset.

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
According to the BBC, Doctor the whole a jem the hailm,
an anesthesiast said he needed a comfort break and asked
a nurse colleague to monitor the patient during the procedure.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
A comfort break.

Speaker 7 (01:30:36):
Yes, ah, it's a twenty four year old. Then went
to another operating room, where he and an unnamed nurse
were caught in what is described as a compromising position
by a shocked colleague at Tameside Hospital. Doctor Ajun called
his behavior shameful, but assured it was one off, an
error of judgment. He was gone for about eight minutes,

(01:31:00):
turned to the patient and completed his work. No harm. Quick,
norm came to the patient.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Well, what if something had gone wrong with the anesthesia.
That's why.

Speaker 7 (01:31:10):
He had a nurse monitoring it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
Yeah, it could have shown it was a victim's crime.

Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
Right, Yeah, it took him only eight minutes. Man's it quick.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
You'd be surprised how short it is. Well, and I
guess they're in scrubs, pretty easy access to everything. Sure,
uh for scalpel condom, the right back. I guess you
want to have him clear headed and happy when they
show you back up, don't you think? Yeah? Yeah, fine, Yeah,

(01:31:45):
I got a couple of minutes. Yeah you could have.
You could have had sex and one of Starbucks, gotten
gotten the latte. Come back, how's the patient? This guy
still sleeping? I heard screaming. I don't recommend it now.
That's truly awful. Coming up comedian Greg Warren. But right

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Thank you very much, Simply Safe, Thank you very much.
Chick McGee coming up comedian Greg Warren. We are in
the Ralioto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (01:33:30):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silent Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee. Hey, there's
Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold, Hello Ace Cosby. We're in
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Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
We're going to get the satellite engaged and check in
with there he is. What a handsome guy. It's comedian
Greg Warren, one of my favorites. Greg has some great
stuff floating around in the world of the Internet, including
on Nate Bargatzi's great great YouTube channel. Nate did a
great job last evening ye fantastic Yeah, hosting the Emmys.

(01:34:18):
Did you see he did a running gag in which
they gave all the winners forty five seconds to do
their thank yous, et cetera. And if you went if
you went over each I guess second you went over
he would deduct ten deduct a thousand dollars from a
donation he was making to the Boys and Girls clubs.

(01:34:41):
It was a disaster, it didn't work. But then at
the end he he coughed up as CBS. Good for Nate.
What a funny idea. And I think I think it
was like Seth Rogan did, like a ten second speech
or something. Just get some extra it's a cool off it.
Nate did a great job as always, And I got

(01:35:03):
to mention this. Greg Warren out on tour. A bunch
of stops coming up for mister Greg Warren. A great
stand up you'll stand up commeding. You want to see
Greg live in Grand Rapids, Michigan and doctor Grins. That's
one of your favorites, isn't it? Oh? I like it? Yeah,
like it. There a lot coming up in early October,
also Madison, Wisconsin. Get ready, it's going to be Sunday,

(01:35:25):
October fifth with Greg Warren at Comedy on State and
then a lot of other gigs coming up. We'll talk
with those in a minute. What's on your mind today, Greg.

Speaker 14 (01:35:34):
Well, I thought today we'd talk about the sport of
arm wrestling.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Guys. Oh okay, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:35:41):
Yeah, as portrayed in the nineteen eighties classic Over the Top.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Yeah, don't you mean Academy Award winner. Well, I watched
it last night. I watched the full film last night.

Speaker 14 (01:35:52):
Yeah, and I was I was gonna, you know, make
fun of it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
And I cried during the film.

Speaker 8 (01:35:59):
Okay, Yeah, Yeah, it's very It's really the story of
a father and son.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Isn't it.

Speaker 14 (01:36:03):
It's a father and son story and uh, and they
have to go against sort of an evil grandpa portrayed
by Robert Loja, the Great Robert Loj.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
He's he's the muscular, he's a strong man. No, he's
an old man. Okay, I've never suffered through that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
I covered World Wrestling or World arm Wrestling Championships for
ESPN one year. I did, I sure did.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
Where was it?

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
It was at the the ESPN uh Sports Bar at
Walt Disney World in Orlando.

Speaker 14 (01:36:41):
Yes, yeah, it was, it was it. It was for
ABC Wide World of Sports.

Speaker 7 (01:36:45):
No, it was for ESPN two back when the Deuce
was running anything and everything. So that was one of
our world Yeah, and it was quite an interesting thing,
both men and women.

Speaker 14 (01:36:59):
Yes, And they have different weight divisions and they have
a right handed division and a left handed division.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Correct.

Speaker 14 (01:37:08):
Yeah, yeah, it goes way back apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:37:13):
There's people that say that the ancient Egyptians arm wrestled.
They said they could see it on hieroglyphics, and then
another expert said, no, that's not at all what they
were doing. They were dancing, which I wish you could
go back and ask those Egyptians like, I wasn't dancing
with that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
I was pummeling him. I was almost I was not
dancing with that guy. I was. Yeah, when Christy, when
they do it? Do they do they have like electronic
devices to make sure they're not lifting up their elbow
or anything.

Speaker 7 (01:37:44):
There was no there was just on a pad on
a table.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
That's a foul.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
They have a.

Speaker 7 (01:37:48):
Ref though that watches and he's like making sure.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Yeah, yeah, two fouls and you're out. Tom you lift
your elbow or slide your elbow. So if you're right handed,
see what do you do with your left is that
can it be that you hold? Oh wow, this is
serious yea to give you some stability. Yeah, there's a peg,
so are these guys. When these guys get up, there
is one of their arms significantly larger than the other,

(01:38:13):
like comically like not like Popeye poy Christie that.

Speaker 8 (01:38:19):
Yeah, you know the steely dance song. PEG is actually
about arm wrestling?

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Is that right there? It's all in there? Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:38:28):
Wow, I gotta go back because I wasn't getting that
at all. But then again, I thought those ancient Egyptian
guys were dancing, so no, I.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Thought PEG was about Greek style with them. Oh my gosh, Okay,
I'm sorry. Back to our topic. Those are those ancient
Egyptian hieroglyphics. People tend to interpret whatever they want from
those things. From what I've seen. No, No, you can
see right there he's drinking Sprite's.

Speaker 14 (01:38:58):
They've always been drinking sprite the old logo. Yeah. The
first organized arm wrestling event was in Petaluma, California, at
a bar called Mike Gillardes.

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
A lot of people say, that's the birthplace of competitive
arm wrestling.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
Chick, you are exactly right on right, that's exactly right, Pedaluma, California. Oh,
yes it is. It was the biggest thing going on
in Pedaluma there. Guy named Bill sober Rains.

Speaker 14 (01:39:28):
Bill was a columnist longtime columnist for the Petaluma Argus Courier,
and he was an arm wrestling enthusiast, so he started
organizing these events. The first one, the first like sort
of real championship, was between Oliver Colbert. He was a

(01:39:48):
rancher and he went up against Jack Homel. Jack was
a trainer for the Detroit Tigers and in the off
season he would arm wrestle people and apparently was bragging
in jularities that there's nobody that could beat him.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
First one was a draw, though, guys, it was yeah,
how long did they let it go before they call it?

Speaker 14 (01:40:13):
I think they let it go until somebody loses typically,
but I think maybe to build anticipation. These guys just
couldn't beat each other, so they waited until the next year.
If they slip, Tom, when you're when you're when you're
setting up, and if your hand slips out before somebody wins,
they'll they'll bring you back in and then they strap

(01:40:35):
you in.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
Oh gotcha?

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:40:40):
Can you start off strollers if you what's that? Can
you start off strapped in if you want?

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
I don't know that, Josh.

Speaker 14 (01:40:47):
I think it would be sort of an insult to
your opponent to be like this guy's he's going to
try to slip up.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
But it's a you know, in the.

Speaker 14 (01:40:55):
In the movie Over the Top, they didn't start by
rapping in. Yeah, I think you got to give it
a go without the strap. That's just me guessing, all right,
all right, But I think if you say, hey, I
want to start strap strap, you're saying this guy's a cheater.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
And I like that you get into his head too.
At the same time.

Speaker 14 (01:41:14):
Yeah, there's a lot of that going on. Here's some advice,
uh from Jeff Hale. He was a very good arm wrestler,
and I think he has from what I've seen, the
best nickname.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
He was the hail raiser. Yeah you will.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
Yeah, I love that right, Nick Cage, I believe was
the hell Razor, wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
I thought the most hail raiser, sort of a portmanteau ghostwriter,
ghostwriter hell raiser. Oh that pinhead right? Yeah? This is
Josh Doug brad great Doug Bradley. I keep reading the internet.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (01:41:53):
Uh, don't hold your breath is what Jeff says. There's
a tendency to want to hold your breath. You're you're
not letting oxygen get to your hands. Well, that's good advice.

Speaker 8 (01:42:02):
I bet I hold my I bet I've every time
i've arm wrestled, I've held my breath.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Yeah, me too, Josh, your arm wrestle quite a bit
weekly every morning. Yeah, yep. But Godwin and I are
part of a league. Yeah, I can make it this week.

Speaker 14 (01:42:15):
By the way, O beat the hand, not the arm.
When you beat the hand, the arm follows.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Ah.

Speaker 14 (01:42:26):
This reminds me when I was you know you guys,
I did wrestling when I was in high school and college,
and I was a Russian guy that was in town
and was teaching us some stuff to go where head go,
buddy go. So you control the head, you control the body,
control the head, control the body exactly in a stalemate,

(01:42:48):
be patient, wait for your opponent to relax for even
a second, and then pounce on him. Yeah, and then
the guy, he said, scream, scream, talk, trash. Any little
moment or lapse in concentration, you can pounce on it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
Now, what's illegal to get?

Speaker 8 (01:43:07):
But I would imagine spitting in the guy's face would
probably be.

Speaker 7 (01:43:10):
Well, of course you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
I don't think he can spit in the face.

Speaker 14 (01:43:13):
But you know who's to know, like, uh, what if
you're just accidentally spitting in the face, right.

Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
Or what if there's a guy named like bad Breath
Johnson and his thing was just a breath, yeah, foul breath.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:43:26):
Well, I mean the guy one of the opponents in
Over the Top. This is where I think the movie
took a little bit of a departure. He drank motor
oil before he wrestled the stallone that could be based
on actual I was.

Speaker 7 (01:43:39):
Involved in the Yukon Jack Championships yea, and.

Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
Now the Jack Championships. I am also illegal.

Speaker 7 (01:43:45):
They had there too, and they were We started in
Orlando and then finished in New York City. And you
remember I talked about this on the air. Do you
remember who one of our contestants was. One of the
top arm wrestlers at the time. Was Joey Buttafuco's brother
Bobby Really yeah, I don't you remember Joey Buttafuo Are
you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Yeah? Yeah? He got in trouble.

Speaker 7 (01:44:08):
Yeah, And this was about the same time as all
of that was going down, So Bobby was quite the.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
That was the Long Island Lolita.

Speaker 7 (01:44:18):
He was misunderstood and a guy by the name of
Gary Goodrich was really good. I don't know that name
came up.

Speaker 14 (01:44:26):
Most know the best, the best ever supposed a guy
named John Berzinc.

Speaker 7 (01:44:30):
Yeah, that's John.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
John Berzinc is the best ever. Right now.

Speaker 14 (01:44:37):
They would tell you Levon sagan ish Vili the Georgian
Hall case from Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
And he wins. He's made a lot of Levon likes
his money.

Speaker 7 (01:44:47):
And he's John Bink. He was in the Yukon Jack
Championships when I was doing them. John was president.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
John Zinc.

Speaker 14 (01:44:55):
Yeah, John Bersinc is the best ever. They called them ers.
He's the best polar There's a documentary on Netflix about
It's called Pulling John.

Speaker 6 (01:45:05):
I think I thought that was a totally different movie.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
Glad his name wasn't bid man. I'm I'm tripping over
a lot of those today, aren't I.

Speaker 7 (01:45:15):
And then there was a lady by the name of
Doc Jones who was really good on the women's side.
She was what about breakage?

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
Are people breaking things? In and there?

Speaker 8 (01:45:26):
In the fly Jeff Goldblum really snaps a guy's arm
as he's getting more and more fly strength.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Wrestling wrestling.

Speaker 14 (01:45:38):
Yeah, the the humorous bone is what usually gets broken, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
It's vulnerable in an arm wrestling match.

Speaker 14 (01:45:48):
Devin Larrett, He's he would be the other guy that
people would say is the best going right now. He's
a he's a Canadian. I think he's a current champion.
But Brazinc is the best ever.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:46:02):
Ronald Reagan, he went down to Petaluma and and arm
wrestled Bill Sobrain's the columnist. I told you about the
commissioner just for a gag. And uh, apparently Reagan jumped
the gun, had a false start and and somehow Bill
Sobrain broke his ribs. Oh my, I think, uh, when

(01:46:23):
was he governor of California?

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
Maybe maybe that's what happened. He must have gone down
as the governor. Well, if these fingers are good enough
for Jane Wyman, take some columnists from Petaluma, California.

Speaker 14 (01:46:39):
I think you're I think you're about an octave high
on the Reagan impression, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Nancy says, he broke the guy's ribs.

Speaker 14 (01:46:51):
I still don't quite understand it, but he did. Wow
and sober Rain. Uh, he wasn't angry with him.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
No, no, you can't get too mad at old Dutch Canyon.
It was a big deal.

Speaker 14 (01:47:06):
ABC's Wide World of Sports for sixteen years, arm wrestling
was on there and it was at one point their
highest rated event.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
That tournament out in Pedaloma. Wow, Agony of defeat. Yeah,
you can see the guy's playing darts in the back.
We're taking it that furiously. By the way, Greg Warren
out and about in the world, And as I mentioned,
Doctor Grinn's early October in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and then Madison, Wisconsin,

(01:47:39):
Sunday October fifth at Comedy on State. Then it's going
to be added a show there.

Speaker 14 (01:47:44):
Tom Oh, you did added a matinee show there in Madison, Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
And that's family friendly? Is that correct?

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:47:52):
I mean they're they're all family friendly. Yeah, I mean
I that one. I don't think I do like a
kid's directed show, and that's not what that is. Oh okay,
all right, but yeah they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
We certainly recommend it regardless. Sure. Yeah. And then October sixteenth,
it'll be Comedy Off Broadway and Lection in Kentucky the
sixteenth to seventeenth, the eighteenth, and then the Funny Bone
in Saint Louis coming up in November. So it's a
great places to see Greg Warren live and in person. Now, Greg,
if I want to see you on the big screen
TV in their living room, what do they do? You

(01:48:28):
could go to YouTube.

Speaker 14 (01:48:30):
You can go to Nate Bargetti's network, Nate Land and
I have a couple of specials up there, The Salesman
and the Champ wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
And also you have Where the Field Corn Grows? Is
that floating around the internet still? That's yeah, that's also
on YouTube and on Amazon Prime. Okay, I certainly recommend
all of them. And Greg, it's always a great pleasure.
Are you good at right? At arm wrestling? We should
get How.

Speaker 7 (01:48:54):
About you are?

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
You know?

Speaker 14 (01:48:56):
I don't think i'd be You know, I'm fairly strong
from wrestling, I guess, and from my dad and I
have some hand dextery. But I don't think i'd be
any better than than anybody else. Uh, you know somebody
that trained at it? Or could I think I could
beat Josh?

Speaker 4 (01:49:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
No, no, no, no. You see his work now? It's great?

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
And and Greg, you talk sheep worn Your discussions of
wrestling stuff is hilarious. In your most recent special, it
is brilliant. What's the name of the main arm wrestling trophy?
You know? All the famous trophies out there.

Speaker 14 (01:49:30):
Do you know, Josh, there's all these uh it's like boxing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:34):
It's alphabet soup type stuff.

Speaker 14 (01:49:36):
There's a World arm Wrestling Federation, the Professional arm Wrestling League,
arm wars in the UK.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Those are just wars and those are dressers. No, no,
all right, well but there's no like the Lombardy right
right or the Forearm. No, that's a good Yeah. I
mean I would think it would be the Brazinc but
the Vishnu something like that.

Speaker 14 (01:50:08):
I would be I would if it was me in charge, guys,
I would make it the sober Rains.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
I mean, he's the one who started it. Yeah, don't
you you want to go commercial like the armand Hammer.
Oh now you got something? Yeah, you know you get
arm and Hammer to step up and throw it. We
found it the Golden Alma what alna? That's an arm bone.
That's an arm bum.

Speaker 7 (01:50:30):
Yeah, I arm wrestling in a long time. Thank you
for bringing up those memories.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
Greg. Just yeah, Christy, that's so cool that you did that.

Speaker 7 (01:50:40):
It was something.

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
I'll tell you, hard bone. It might be taken the
wrong way. Were they were the guys talking a lot
of trash? Yeah? Oh yeah? Were they miked, Well.

Speaker 7 (01:50:54):
The preliminary rounds they really talk trash, but once we
got into.

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
TV, they.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
Didn't let him drink motor oil or the other guy.
The other thing the guy did in Over the Top
is he ate a cigar. That's when you know somebody's tough.

Speaker 7 (01:51:09):
And the Championships in New York where the full lifts.
We're at the street mark at the Fish.

Speaker 14 (01:51:12):
Yes, it was lit. Yeah, it was lit. I was
kidding it was lit. Tom Oh, Yeah, that's a good movie. Okay, well, thanks,
thanks very much.

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Speaker 7 (01:52:55):
Of vaccines for Koalas.

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Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
The Way. Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom
Show at the Silacce. Sure it's Newsday. Ask it's Christie Lee. Hey,
there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick, Josh Arnold. Hie.

Speaker 6 (01:53:33):
There Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. We probably better squeeze in
a little bit of history.

Speaker 7 (01:53:44):
But I was gonna ask if you wanted to do.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
Remember sway is a little history new calendars about how
about for the Grip Reaper? What's that now for the
for the I'm trying to think of the name of
the the name of the trophy for the arm wrestling
d Yeah, I don't mind the grip Reaper. That's pretty good. Yeah,
that's good. Uh, that are just good to go commercial

(01:54:09):
with arm and Hammer. Okay, I'm sorry. And today in history,
Oh this is interesting. Nineteen twenty eight Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin, Yes, sir,
and they were so pleased they named flem after it.
Isn't that nice?

Speaker 7 (01:54:26):
Did he spell at phad?

Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
That's a that's a British formality. When they made him,
they broke the hold. That's why, am I you know
the one he discovered. His assistant went to the refrigerator. Hey,
I think this bread's a little moldy, dad, I know,
bring it out over here. I'm hungry. That's a big

(01:54:49):
sellar penicillin. Yeah it is, Yeah, it does well. It worked.
Now I want to see if you know this one
Josh nineteen fifty four. This is one of the most
famous scenes in cinema. The so called skirt scene with
Marilyn Monroe was filmed on the state of nineteen fifty four.
Remember which movie it was for? Is it The Seven
Year Itch? Yes? Yeah, yeah, that is a hot scene. Yeah,

(01:55:12):
famous subway gasp.

Speaker 7 (01:55:15):
Oh yeah, sexy like the white dress boy.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
I like the picture, but if you think about the circus,
you know on some Mirando smoke steaming her vagina. Oh
I want bathtub? Okay, which scene you like better? That
one or the Sharon Stone scene. Sharon's so that's too much.
I think Sharon Stone's a little too obvious. Yeah, yeah,
I didn't. I didn't know the camera could see that. Really,

(01:55:40):
you've got a guy measuring the distance between the lens
and her. Nineteen sixty five, God, I hated this show
as a kid. Lost in Space? What danger Will Robinson?

Speaker 7 (01:55:53):
Did you hate? Lost in Space?

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
Un stupid? Look like they were on a Hollywood set.
They were a dumb robot. I love it. I had
to see the TV show Lost, but do it, and
that's that's what they should do. Lost in Space. Yeah,
but it's lost Ellipsis in Space. Yeah, the great I

(01:56:16):
love that show, which had a terrible ending. Nineteen seventy
eight Mhammad Ali wins the World Heavyweight Boxing Championship for
the third time. Uh camp yeah. Seven the movie nineteen
ninety five. David Fincher, Yeah, pardon me. Yeah, that's a

(01:56:39):
great movie. I remember seeing in the theater opening day.
Whenever I hear Fincher, I s eaze, I'm sorry. Oh okay.

Speaker 11 (01:56:44):
They were going to change the final scene, and Brad
Pitts said news in his contract.

Speaker 8 (01:56:48):
Because anything I haven't the final scene is dark. Yeah,
it's just that we'll just leave it at that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
I've heard what's in the Yeah, it's rough. Happy Birthday
twelve fifty four, going way back, Marco Polo. Oh boy,
I love that commercial where the guy dressed as Marco
Polo's in the pool.

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
Me.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
Do you think kids even know Marco Polo is?

Speaker 7 (01:57:16):
No, but they play the game, don't they.

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
Yeah, it's great way to ditch the weird guy I
was left alone. He invented outdoor croquet, right, Marco Polo?
I think so. Yeah. Eighteen fifty seven, Happy Birthday. William
Howard Taft topped out at three point fifty. They say,
got stuck in his tub one time.

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
And then he became a He became the Uh didn't
he see the guy? Yeah? He became the Chief Justice
of the Supreme Court after being president. I think he's
the only one ever to do that. That must have
hated his family. Well, work, work, work, work. Yeah. Not
being president anymore, I think I'll go run the Supreme
Court and I love this guy. Happy birthday, Norm Crosby,

(01:58:03):
remember him, King of the Malpropism. He treats his family
with love and affliction. Yeah, always using the I thought
I thought it was incredibly clever. Always made me always
thank you for the standing ovulation. I love the Norm
Crosby sweater didn't take off the way he loves Cosby did. Yeah,

(01:58:23):
the Crosby sweaters it much. A badass actor Tommy Lee
Jones born in the state in nineteen forty six. He's
in my he might be in my top five favorite actors.

Speaker 7 (01:58:34):
Great actor.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
Oh scary guy in black?

Speaker 8 (01:58:38):
Love them men in black is not one of my
go to to I enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
I know that nineteen fifty one Pete Carroll NFL coach.
He's your coach now right Ayson to a victory today
the Raiders, and finally in sports, Dan Marino, Happy birthday,
Dan laces out.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
I think the Dolphins could use him right now. He's
born in sixty one. He should die of gonorrhea and
that'll pretty much wrap it up for our trip down
memory lane today. Thank you very much. We now turned
to the SILAC Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:59:23):
Flamydia and koalas can cause urinary tract infections, infertility, blindness,
even death. Now Australian officials have approved the world's first
vaccine to save koalas from chlamydia. The single dose vaccine
developed by the University of the Sunshine Coast after more
than a decade of research led by a professor of

(01:59:43):
microbiology by the name of Peter Timms.

Speaker 8 (01:59:46):
Now they already did a vaccine for kangaroos. It was
nicknamed the Fauci Pauci You guys.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
That Yeah, Australia, it's the same. So many koalas are
anti vacs. Well, you know, some just want more research.
They have a lot of them are doing their own reason.

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
They kuala bears are quite easy lay and they mate
more than humans. So they say they get bad urinary infections.

Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
That's something I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (02:00:24):
They should use some contraception when they come and go.

Speaker 1 (02:00:30):
They common goal is the hard part. Koala Qualquala quala community.

Speaker 4 (02:00:38):
And that blows it comes in boo.

Speaker 2 (02:00:43):
Koalas are horny little creatures like human beings. Thomas an
STI now not std one more time.

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
Kauala qual comedy. Yeah, nice, sometime some culture in this club. Yeah.
What's the guy's name, boy, George? No, No, I'll crocodile Dundee. Yes,
that's not Lemid, this is climyd what's the old he's

(02:01:18):
weapon it out? Yeah, coming up, we have a comedian
Tim Cavanaugh. We're in the rally Oto Park Studios. This

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Speaker 6 (02:01:38):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News desk. There's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Hi,
A's Cosby.

Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
I'm chick, Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. Uh, don't forget
NFL fans. Two games tonight, and did you say that
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here with comedian Tim Kavanaugh on the satellite, and I
can tell you this while we get that organized. Tim

(02:02:30):
is going to be doing a special show at the
Logan Sports Day Theater coming up Saturday, September twentieth, then Cleveland,
Ohio's Famous Celebrities Sunday the twenty first. These are going
to be special shows with Emo Phillips. Is that, Oh,
there's Tim right there on the big screen.

Speaker 4 (02:02:45):
Yeah, I'm here. Hey you guys, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
Hi, are you sitting in front of pictures of you?

Speaker 3 (02:02:51):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:02:52):
I am. This is yeah, I'm such a narcissist. My
wife had this prepared for my seventieth birthday. It's a
it's a little tableau of me, and it's just all
the promotions I've had over the years, and some of
them that's. Oh, there's a good Bob and Tom on here, but.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
I no, I can see I can see Bob's head.
It looks like he's strangling you. This must have been
taken during a moment of reality.

Speaker 4 (02:03:22):
Yeah, that is true. And I've got one that I've
I've got Gardner gloves on, and that was me getting
ready to retaliate because I was not gonna leave any prints.

Speaker 1 (02:03:34):
He doesn't care, I know. Tim Cavanaugh on once again
working with the legend Emo Phillips.

Speaker 4 (02:03:41):
Emo is so funny and so great and everybody has
to come and see these shows. Emo is, I think incredible.
I think he is perhaps the best comedian of my generation.
Now my generation may not be your generation, but he's
just fantastic work.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
Is Emo your generation?

Speaker 4 (02:04:02):
Yes he is, Yes, he's Actually.

Speaker 1 (02:04:06):
He looks so younger than I am. Okay, that's what explcts.
He does look young, you knows, makes a big difference.

Speaker 4 (02:04:14):
Yeah. You know, I had pancreatic cancer too, and I
will play that card hard every time that I can.
I went through a lot. And you know, if you
think I look old, I've been through some things.

Speaker 1 (02:04:27):
And you're like, he look great, you look great. Yeah,
maybe you should do your hair like Emo, do that
Dutch boy thing. Oh yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (02:04:34):
No, No, I can't do it. I never could do.

Speaker 1 (02:04:36):
It requires something of a calm over. But you look great.
Tim Kavanaugh is our guest, and Tim is famous on
this show for many of things. It's a lot of
great songs over the years, including my personal favorite of
the short songs we play. My personal favorite is the
Detroit Pistons tribute song I can't get enough of it,
so much of that. Actually, mister Godwin has done a

(02:04:57):
parody of the parody. Yeah I did, William Sheff. Oh great, yeah,
yeah yeah, but we're not going to do that right now.
I just want to say that Tim is on tour
once again Logan Sport, Indiana the State Theater Saturday, September
twentieth with Emo Phillips, the twenty first at Hilarities in Cleveland.
Then it looks like there's a special event here in Edwardsville,
Illinois at the Wildly Theater on September twenty sixth, that's

(02:05:19):
a Friday, And then the twenty seventh Mason City, Illinois
at Mason City Limits Comedy Club. All those with Emo Phillips,
Is that correct him?

Speaker 4 (02:05:27):
All those with themo Phillips. And there's actually a show
on the twenty eighth, also Sunday night, special show Mason
City Limits, Mason City, Illinois. The coolest little comedy club
that there is on the whole planet. It's really awesome. Okay,
so come out, come out see it. All the shows
are going to be great.

Speaker 1 (02:05:46):
Okay. Yeah, Emo's terrific, He's Tim just amazing. If people
go to see Tim, there By the way, who's this
other guy? And it's it's it's Emo Phillips. It's one
of the only one of the great joke writers of all.

Speaker 4 (02:06:01):
Oh my god, he's unbelievable. So yes, and so I
wish that I wish that he had prepared the script today,
but he did not. These are my jokes.

Speaker 1 (02:06:13):
Okay, So I've got the introduction of that. Were we
doing birthdays?

Speaker 15 (02:06:18):
Yeah, we're doing birthday There we go, let's do them. Hey, everybody,
it's time once again for Tim Kavanaugh's cavalcadive celebrity birthdays.
I'm comedian Tim kavanav turning seventy this month. Is Pope
Leo the fourteenth, the first ever American pope. After just

(02:06:39):
four months in the job, he's making major changes at
the Vatican. For instance, he's already renamed the Trinity the
Pope Leo Trio. I think it's nice.

Speaker 4 (02:06:53):
It updates it, and it sounds like he's coming closer
to making a decision on a request by church members
with Celiac disease. They tried to convince the past four
popes to make available a second type of communion host,
one that is gluten free made from rice. Rather than wheat.

(02:07:13):
The prior popes have ignored the group's please, but last
week people close to the pope heard him singing, Jesus
is just all West with me. Jesus is just all West.
Oh yeah, Jesus, I think he might be getting ready.

Speaker 1 (02:07:31):
That's great, will be thrown.

Speaker 4 (02:07:35):
Oh the doobies are going to be there. Are you
kidding me? I wish the pope the best of luck.
I mean, let's say I said, it's a hard, if
not impossible job. I mean his job is literally hurting catlics.
The retired Major League pitching great Oral hirsh Seizer celebrates

(02:08:02):
his seventy seventh birthday this week. He can't be that older,
Kenny Oral hrsh Okay anyway. His father was the founder
of Hirschheiser Manufacturing, a company that makes ninety percent of
all medical thermometers used in the United States, which explains
the names of his twin sons, Oral and Rectal. Born

(02:08:27):
this month back in nineteen thirty three, was country singer
Conray Twitty. In nineteen eighty one, he built an entertainment
complex called Twitty City. Neighbors wanted to limit the size
of the complex, faring that big influx of people would
be detrimental to their community. So they formed a group

(02:08:48):
called the Itty Biddy Twitty City Committee, and it's worked
out very very well. Everyone even knows that there's a
city there. Turning fifty seven, this week is film star
Naomi Watts. She is a brilliant actress, which is kind

(02:09:08):
of surprising, giving that her parents were not right.

Speaker 1 (02:09:12):
They were like two Watts.

Speaker 4 (02:09:17):
She's naming me wats.

Speaker 1 (02:09:20):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (02:09:20):
Born this week, back in eighteen thirty seven was Mary
Harris Jones, better known as Mother Jones. She was a
tireless fighter for workers' rights, pushing harder for pushing I'm
sorry she i'd pancreatic cancer. Did I mentione that?

Speaker 3 (02:09:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:09:41):
Yeah, that makes you not be able to say, Mother Jones.

Speaker 4 (02:09:44):
Mother Jones was a tireless fighter for workers' rights, pushing
hard for safer working conditions, especially in the railroad industry.
In nineteen seven, Mother Jones won a huge victory when
the Supreme Court ruled that the railroad employees could work
no more than twelve hours in a twenty four hour period,
striking down the all the live long day statue of

(02:10:08):
eighteen seventy nine. Turning fifty eight, turning fifty, Thank you.
I have no idea. I'm hearing lingering things. Turning fifty
eight this month is Dionne Sanders, the only athlete ever
to play in both the World Series and the Super Bowl.

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His role mild growing up was America's first two sport athletes.
Samuel Adams, who, according to the label on his beer,
was a brewer and a Patriot. One of my favorites,
NBC meteorologist Al Roker seventy one downtown and seventy one
in the outlying areage.

Speaker 1 (02:10:53):
Always a classic.

Speaker 4 (02:10:54):
He can't go wrong with that, and it comes around
every year. I was used like the equinox, and I
could do that twice, but I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:11:01):
I know, the brewer in the Patriot joke is so solid.
That is just so nice.

Speaker 4 (02:11:06):
Thank you, thank you. Well, you know what, it's right
on the bottle. I didn't have to write it. So.
Turning forty four this month is Beyonce. She's got such
a great exotic name, Beyonce, and I was wondering where
did that come from? And it's actually from a Spanish
bingal word meaning B eleven. And now it's time for

(02:11:33):
something new. The Cavalcade coincidence of the month. Oh this
is exciting. There are two major celebrities with September birthdays
just one day apart. I call that coincidental. They are
Prince Harry, the man who would be King, and b
be King, the man who would be Harry. When's that

(02:11:59):
going to happen again? Born this week Back in eighteen
seventy five was German automotive engineer Ferdinand Portia. He tragically
died on an operating table. Well surgeons frantically called around
trying to get parts for him.

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
Right, all right?

Speaker 4 (02:12:23):
Turning sixty this week is actor was Kira Sedgwick. Back
in nineteen eighty eight, she married actor Kevin Bacon, which
caused quite a stir in Kara's family because Kiarra is
Jewish and Kevin is Bacon that they don't get along.
Let me interrupt this with a little bit of exciting

(02:12:47):
in this room celebrity news. The votes are in on
this year's celebrity rankings. I'm proud to announce that our
own Ace Cosby remained at the top of the list
in his category most popular celebrity named Cosby, finishing astonishing
seventeen million votes higher than.

Speaker 1 (02:13:07):
Bill Cosby Ace is.

Speaker 4 (02:13:10):
The only person on this show who leads his or
her category. Tom and Willie Griswold, who are battling themselves,
are way behind Clark Griswold, who is not even real. Yeah,
chick McGee, it's finally passed up fibber, but still trails.

Speaker 1 (02:13:28):
Bobby McGhee Bobby McGee in the song from the song Yeah,
I know, I'm thinking about the other McGee from the bakery.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (02:13:40):
Christy Lee is behind both Bruce and Robert E Lee
and sixty adverbs sadly frustrating Lee and fifty eight others.
It's a little adverb joke that is awesome, Okay. Josh
Arnold continues to baffle the experts, still trailing not only
Benedict Arnold but also Tom Arnold.

Speaker 1 (02:14:04):
That's bad, That's all right.

Speaker 4 (02:14:07):
You gotta step up your game.

Speaker 1 (02:14:08):
A little bit. Tom Mardle very funny, Benedict Donald not
so human.

Speaker 4 (02:14:12):
Very funny, very funny in his in his day. And finally,
Pat Godwin is holding study at number two in his category,
behind only Saint Godwin of stop Law, the Belgian abbot
from the fifth century, best known for his hilarious song.
Nobody speaks Flemish anymore. So congratulations to a still the

(02:14:35):
number one Cosby in the world.

Speaker 7 (02:14:37):
And his birthdays this week.

Speaker 2 (02:14:40):
It is.

Speaker 4 (02:14:42):
We see and you qualified to be in here?

Speaker 1 (02:14:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:14:47):
And I don't think I have any jokes for you.

Speaker 1 (02:14:50):
That's okay. You just did one. You just did one. Yeah,
that's right. Wow. Does the anesthetic war not worn off yet?

Speaker 4 (02:14:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:14:59):
I he cured a bank rate of cancer. I'm real please,
but apparently you're losing it.

Speaker 4 (02:15:04):
It's a twelve hour surgery. It's it's a long time
to be under Okay, back to celebrity. Did you have
the surgery September of twenty twenty one? Have you been
able to poops the almost four years it hasn't worn out?

Speaker 1 (02:15:21):
Have you been able to poop yet? It took me
a whole week.

Speaker 4 (02:15:25):
No, I have not been.

Speaker 1 (02:15:26):
Able to poop you.

Speaker 3 (02:15:27):
Ok.

Speaker 1 (02:15:27):
Nope, we got to go here too. I don't blame you.

Speaker 4 (02:15:31):
Got to have a closer here I do. Let me
just do it all right, finally. Back in eighteen seventy five,
James Cash Penny was born in Hamilton, Massachusetts. He founded

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the department store that bore his name, J C. Penny
over the last ten years, the retail chain has fought
for survival, having bankruptcy in twenty twenty during the pandemic.
It has re emerged a leaner company, but the chain
may soon meet its end if the US Treasury goes
through with its plan to eliminate pennies altogether by twenty

(02:16:14):
sixteen twenty twenty six Rather, if you think the government
makes no sense, now, just wait till next year.

Speaker 1 (02:16:25):
No sense making sense.

Speaker 4 (02:16:29):
If I hadn't screwed that up so badly, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:16:32):
Did I mention even with perfect delivery, that might not
have really been the closer? What do you think, Josh?
I think I should talk about steaks? Okay, I saw it, Tam.
We'll see if i'll I'll see.

Speaker 4 (02:16:42):
You guys, come see me an emo?

Speaker 1 (02:16:44):
Okay to me?

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Coming up, were gonna have a special barbecue right here
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Rally Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (02:18:49):
Hey there, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto
Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts
and service you need fast from the professional parts people
at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Hello,
Josh Arnold, There, Ace Cosby, I'm Chick. Hello Tom, Hello,

(02:19:12):
Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (02:19:13):
What do you got over there? Bud? I don't know
if you're aware of this, but I'm aware. We were
talking about Humpty dumpty. You're you're you're kidding me. I'm
not going to go into that whole thing again. But
Humpty Dumpty, as you know, the Humpty Dumpty statue was
recently stolen from a Humpty Dumpty.

Speaker 6 (02:19:36):
The statue, not the that actley doesn't even look like
a Humpty Humpty. Had you not told me that's what
it was supposed to be? Well, but it was stolen
from a miniature golf course. Yes, yes, did you know
what that? Tim Cavanaugh, who is just our guest, is a.

Speaker 1 (02:19:54):
Very fine miniature golf player. I know, yeah, uh that
tracks Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I just thought i'd let
you know. That gives me an excuse to mention the
fact that Tim is going to be working with the
Great Emo Phillips once again Saturday the twentieth in Logansport, Indiana, Cleveland, Ohio,
Sunday evening at the Wonderful comedy club known as Hilarities,

(02:20:17):
Friday the twenty sixth, and Edwardsville, Illinois, and then a
couple of shows in Mason City the twenty seventh and
apparently the twenty eighth at Mason City, Illinois. So Emo
and Tim, that'll be a killer show, did you know
Emo Phillips is a stage name. His actual name.

Speaker 8 (02:20:32):
Emo Flathead E Flathead Chick. Is that comedy I'm going
to say no.

Speaker 1 (02:20:43):
I think I would like to hear what Emo has
to say about that, because Emo is such a great
joke writer. Ah yeah, yeah, I mean I wonder if
he would would.

Speaker 8 (02:20:52):
He encouraged me, pat me on the back and encourage
me to keep trying, or would he say no, no,
this isn't for you.

Speaker 1 (02:20:58):
I think he'd like that. Okay, I think you might
like that. We'll run it by him the next time
he stops by. In the meantime, we're going to run
by Christy Lee's desk over there, because it's the news desk,
the Silac Insurance news desk, Miss Stripes. You're you're not
gonna even be here? What dare you ditching us?

Speaker 7 (02:21:13):
Thursday and you're going to see the Wizard of Oz
in Las Vegas the sphere. Fly in, Fly I've never
done anything like this in my life. It's fine and
fly out, yep, one day.

Speaker 1 (02:21:24):
You've got a high class hooker done that. I've never fly.
I've never flown in and flown out.

Speaker 7 (02:21:29):
Nope, Yeah, it'll be fun.

Speaker 6 (02:21:31):
I want to today would be a day I'd do it.
I'd fly out of here. Where'd you fly to anywhere?

Speaker 2 (02:21:36):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:21:37):
Okay, yeah, all right, you wouldn't even you wouldn't care
where they land or if no, sir, I'd be up
in the air, manam that's fine with me?

Speaker 1 (02:21:46):
What's that noise? I don't care in the air. I'd
like to. I'd like to. I was thinking of flying
out to Los Angeles to see the Who this weekend.
You seen any video of them on online? For there?
They're recent, they don't move around much.

Speaker 6 (02:22:04):
Well, they're both what eighty Yeah, yeah, we've answered your
own question.

Speaker 1 (02:22:09):
But go ahead. I don't know. I mean, i've never
seen the Who in Well that's okay, it's okay. They're
like the greatest. No, okay, No, I'd like to see
him too, But I boy, maybe me and you hang out.
Hey man, you want to go to LA. Go to
LA and you two fly and fly out.

Speaker 7 (02:22:26):
There you go. You could do it in a weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:22:29):
I dare you. I actually can't.

Speaker 6 (02:22:31):
I've got it, of course, medical thing, of course, can
you imagine how long it take him to get on
a plane.

Speaker 1 (02:22:37):
I'll still do it. Give me your credit card, I'm
like huge, But see this is the whole thing. I like,
get it to the airport. Three hours early, three hours,
enjoy the airport. And I've got a You get a
shoe shine. I got a new pair of shoes. I
gotta get shined. Why they're new?

Speaker 7 (02:22:57):
Three hours?

Speaker 3 (02:22:58):
Well, no, two gentlemen to the medicine.

Speaker 7 (02:23:02):
I don't think the shoeshine guys work that long. They're
not there very often.

Speaker 3 (02:23:07):
I know.

Speaker 6 (02:23:07):
It's a sad A lot of sad days in history.

Speaker 1 (02:23:12):
All right. Officials in New.

Speaker 7 (02:23:14):
York State, in case you missed it, speaking of high
say four hikers high on magic mushrooms needed to be
rescued from the Catskill Mountains. The New York State Department
of Environmental Conservation said. One of the hikers called for help,
saying they had all taken psychedelic mushrooms and that one
was suffering from a quote debilitating high. Another one of

(02:23:35):
the hikers was hallucinating, claiming to see a bridge that
did not exist.

Speaker 1 (02:23:38):
See that's the one you worry about. Yeah, what if
he's crossing a gorge?

Speaker 7 (02:23:42):
And the men were lost on the Giant Ledge Trail,
which ranges from eleven hundred to twenty six hundred feet
in elevation with several sheer cliffs and drops. They were
brought safely down by the way.

Speaker 1 (02:23:55):
I have a little Neil young thing. I'm going to
ruin Sugar Mountain for you. Okay, we got It's never
happened normally. You just go into the.

Speaker 2 (02:24:02):
Oh oh, to be tripping on a mountain. We didn't
micro dose. We all overdosed. You can get too high
on magic mushrooms. You'll talk to bears and try to
kiss the raccoons. You might be leaving this earth to sot.

(02:24:29):
We took way too much and it kicked in at
the top. I see Wizard of Oz like trees, eight
foot bees and talking rocks. Oh oh, to be tripping
in the cat's skills. Just saw a show with wrickles
and shaggy green. Can't be left up high in the

(02:24:53):
mountains wearing a snake as a tie. As you head
down to the dock. At you on the color bone.

Speaker 11 (02:25:05):
You thought I was gonna say, General Lands the medicine.

Speaker 1 (02:25:12):
That's great, John Wayne, he kills it. I didn't know
you did that? Is that? I just always liked that quote.
Do you have a medicine cabinet at your house, Christie,
I do not, do you? We have a drawer now,
drawers are big.

Speaker 7 (02:25:26):
I keep mine in a little closet in the pantry
of the kitchen.

Speaker 6 (02:25:30):
I just have uh, I just have mirrors on the wall.
I don't have medicine cabinet in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:25:34):
I don't either. Is that no longer a thing? Madison?

Speaker 6 (02:25:38):
I think medicine cabinets are, if not gone, pretty much gone.

Speaker 7 (02:25:42):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (02:25:43):
Remember that great commercial where the guy opens the medicine
cabin guy and the guy in the other side. Yep,
that was a classic.

Speaker 7 (02:25:55):
Why do people keep their medicines in the kitchen? Have
you ever noticed that?

Speaker 6 (02:25:59):
Or and yeah, and a draw guess maybe because that's
what the fluid is to drink. Yeah, that's where the
idea with food with water.

Speaker 1 (02:26:07):
Supplement's kitchen bathroom medicine.

Speaker 7 (02:26:10):
My mom always had it in the cabinet next to
the refrigerator. But fortunately I could put mine in the
pantry this time. Hey. A United Airlines flight from Chicago
to San Juan was delayed three hours after the captain
spilled coffee in the cockpit.

Speaker 1 (02:26:24):
Oofs, my bad.

Speaker 7 (02:26:26):
The Airbus A three twenty one had pushed back from
the gate at O'Hara and was taxing when the captain
accidentally spilled his coffee.

Speaker 1 (02:26:33):
Name of that plane's and airbus Tom Again, why would
you do that?

Speaker 8 (02:26:38):
Because that has all the the joy and the comfort
of being on our bus.

Speaker 1 (02:26:44):
Yeah, I mean, come on, it's pretty accurate.

Speaker 7 (02:26:47):
Liquids can affect sensitive electronics. The aircraft was required to
return to the gate to me for cleaning and a
full inspection. Yeah, we know you've spilled.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
Right into this machine here? Yeah? How many? How many
over under? How many coffees?

Speaker 4 (02:27:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:27:01):
Who knows? Yeah, it's bad.

Speaker 7 (02:27:03):
Passengers later continued their journey on the same plane after
the safety checks are completed several hours later.

Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
At least he didn't spill a beer. That would that
would have short.

Speaker 7 (02:27:17):
And officials in on.

Speaker 1 (02:27:18):
That's pretty scary. I mean, I mean if you if
I spilled this coffee that I'm drinking right now into
this board, and it would there'd be sparks and smokes.
So but well, I'm ready to try Eddie hmm. I mean,
how do they do they do they not have the
technology now? For do they do they have cup holders?

(02:27:42):
That's a good question.

Speaker 8 (02:27:43):
In the is a fair questions. Are there to use
those plastic ones you put on the window?

Speaker 1 (02:27:50):
Well, I don't know, because they wait a minute. That's
an excellent question.

Speaker 6 (02:27:54):
I don't see there being that much of a gap
between the window and the body of the plane.

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
Put one of those and the angle would be wrong.
The By the way, has anybody seen the Charlie Sheen documentary.

Speaker 6 (02:28:06):
I know I am in the process of watching it.
Right at the beginning is this isn't a spoiler. It's
right at the beginning, but it's exactly what you think it's.
Charlie tells the story. He's on his first honeymoon. It's
not going well.

Speaker 1 (02:28:19):
He's on an airplane, he gets recognized, gets in, he's
completely trashed, according to his own account. He ends up
in the cockpit with the pilot wants to take a picture,
take a picture, and Charlie ends up putting on the
guy's hat and jacket, sitting in the sitting in the
pilot's seat. And then the pilot turns off the autopilot
and Charlie is flying the plane and there are a

(02:28:42):
couple hundred people on this they're over the ocean, right, yeah,
three hundred people. I don't know if they're over the ocean,
but there are. It's a full plane. So Charlie is
making the plane kind of move around. Wow, that's terrifying.
Probably against the rules, I'm guessing.

Speaker 7 (02:28:58):
Oh yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (02:29:00):
But yeah, that that that is documentary. It's have you
seen the.

Speaker 7 (02:29:04):
Next the co pilot and that the co pilot was
sitting there at the same time.

Speaker 6 (02:29:08):
Right, there's a Nick Cage part where he somehow gets
a hold of the intercom and he said, uh, this
is your captain speaking. I'm not feeling real great right now,
doesn't matter. And then people start to scream in the
back of the plane, and it's I guess it's a
famous story.

Speaker 1 (02:29:28):
I had not heard it before. It's great. Wait a minute,
don't you have a Charlie Sheen song? I do. I'd
have to do it tomorrow for you, though, Okay, I don't.
I'm not. It just occurred to me. In any event,
So this pilot spills coffee in the I would are
they allowed to I guess they're allowed to drink coffee? Up?
Do they do? They do?

Speaker 8 (02:29:48):
They are the supposed to lean back or something. Picture
a thermist. I picture that being a pilot is a
thermost opportunity, like a lunch like a lunch box one. Yeah,
and you drink out of the tin lid.

Speaker 1 (02:30:02):
Who was the first guy to realize that they were
making cups? That the fast food place is too big
for the cup holders, and they shrunk the bottom of it.
And now, of course the Stanley people are everywhere and
yetti that that had to be a great meeting. Boss.
You've noticed that no one's buying our giant cups. But
we could drank the bottom fit in the cup. It's

(02:30:24):
good if they're city pilots listening. Let me know about
what the rule is on I'm doing shots front. No,
I mean drinking coffee. I'm glad everything is okay.

Speaker 7 (02:30:36):
We have meth being burned.

Speaker 1 (02:30:39):
What being burned? Burned? Math? Math? Yeah, oh, you don't
want to overcook your math.

Speaker 7 (02:30:44):
No, this is a controlled FB I burn that doesn't go.

Speaker 1 (02:30:49):
They burn it. You're all high. They burn it.

Speaker 7 (02:30:55):
Thought that was a good idea.

Speaker 1 (02:30:57):
It's probably not. Dude, flush it down the oil it. Well,
that's no good. Yeah. Yeah, you man, there's a movie
meth Gator. He's not in the first act. Then he

(02:31:18):
just gums you to death. We have to go that
direction right now, let's go over here, check in with
that man right there.

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Speaker 1 (02:32:51):
Sorry. Now we'll be back with some that story about
the meth and that'll happen as soon as where you return,
and we'll do that when we're back. These are the
Rally out of Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show. I want to.

Speaker 9 (02:33:03):
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Speaker 6 (02:33:13):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Port Studios. There's Christy Lee Chick. Hello,
Pat God, what a chick?

Speaker 4 (02:33:22):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (02:33:22):
Josh Arnold Hello, there's A's cosch I am chick. And
there is Tom. I's got a message from comedian Tim Kavanaugh.
Uh huh. I was mentioning that Tim Kavanaugh was an
excellent miniature golf player. Yeah, well, trivia fact that I
happened to be aware of and Tim must have been listening.
He said, did you know that the miniature golf is
a game uh, played by paramedics on their day off. Right,

(02:33:46):
they're not quite doctors and it's not quite golf. Well,
thank you, Tim, I certainly appreciate that. Apparely I appreciate
it more than anyone else, Jim. I enjoyed it very much.
And I love your Brew Patriots joke. That makes me
laugh every time. We're gonna, well go that direction and
talk to the lady and Stripes who's on her way

(02:34:07):
to Las Vegas to see the sphere Fly and fly Out,
Fly and fly Out.

Speaker 7 (02:34:11):
So you're flying out Thursday morning, going to the movie
flying Out that right after?

Speaker 1 (02:34:17):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (02:34:17):
Yeah, we like land early in the morning.

Speaker 1 (02:34:20):
Are you going straight to the sphere?

Speaker 3 (02:34:22):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (02:34:22):
Well, we have a couple hours because the movies at
eleven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (02:34:25):
Wait a minute, what should you bet on? Chick twenty two,
Black twenty two, twenty two thousands?

Speaker 6 (02:34:32):
She's sure loocked twenty two, Yeah, and she sure like.

Speaker 7 (02:34:36):
It black, And I sure like that Craps team.

Speaker 6 (02:34:39):
Oh, I know I've seen it. You said it, and
I want to go play. Thanks like hard time?

Speaker 1 (02:34:45):
You like eight the hard ways.

Speaker 7 (02:34:46):
Oh yeah, all the hard way, hard ways, all the
hard ways. You don't play the hard ways. So you're
playing with their money though, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:34:53):
Ah, yes, yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:34:55):
Officials in Montana say several animal shelter workers were hospitalized
following an be I meth burn. Two pounds of myths
seized by federal agents burned using an incinerator at the
shelter uh huh, which is.

Speaker 1 (02:35:08):
Used primarily to okay.

Speaker 7 (02:35:11):
Authorities report that smoke started to fill the building during
a drug and.

Speaker 1 (02:35:15):
Two pounds of meth is like not, it's like a
football's worth. I'm guessing I don't know. It's not a
lot they take much meth to it's a puppy's worth.
They measure, Yeah, two pounds. You see what he just said.
I know you tried to steer it the other way.
He highlighted what they used the machine for.

Speaker 7 (02:35:32):
The smoke started to fill the building during a drug burn.
Apparently because of negative pressure, it sucked it back inside.

Speaker 1 (02:35:38):
Fourteen That sounds like, what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (02:35:41):
I don't know you wrote the story.

Speaker 1 (02:35:44):
It was based on the semi information. If you if
you sometimes you light a fire, it was the flu
closed Maybe.

Speaker 8 (02:35:52):
It's something like that. I mean, yeah, you gotta warm
that flu so that the air to the point it out.

Speaker 9 (02:35:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:35:58):
Fourteen shelter works were taken to the hospital, where they
spent several hours in an oxygen chamber for treatment. The
shelters seventy five dogs and cats were relocated or put
into foster.

Speaker 1 (02:36:08):
Homes due to this. They're doing an episode about this
with meth at the shelter. It's called it's called Barking
Bad Cute, really really cute. Yeah, And as pat Gown
pointed out, I hope they didn't have any large reptiles there.
You get meth gator on you. They're in big drumm.

Speaker 6 (02:36:29):
I don't think if they find a straight gator they
take it to the shelter.

Speaker 7 (02:36:35):
Yeah, but not all these dogs and cats plays.

Speaker 1 (02:36:38):
Yeah, but all these cities have there. They have exotic
animal sure people that if someone says they've got it whatever,
they'll come get it and deal with it. I saw
possum this morning. God, I don't know why I hate
those things so much. They're creepy.

Speaker 7 (02:36:53):
They're good for your You should have them in your yard.
They rode bugs and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:36:58):
Possum, Yeah, possums el grubs and whatnot. They get under
the uneath the grubs.

Speaker 6 (02:37:03):
They'll do it bugs. I haven't seen an armadillo yet.
We're supposed to get armadillo. I just I just talked
to someone last week that saw one. I can't wait
to see an armadillo. I've seen him in Texas, but
i've never seen I drive back to Missouri, I see
him all over and are they do They litter the
side of the roads with carcasses.

Speaker 1 (02:37:23):
And yeah, you're one of those.

Speaker 3 (02:37:25):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
This is one of those animals I've never been able
to How large is an armadillo? Is the size of
a duck?

Speaker 8 (02:37:32):
No, it's it's like a small horse. Yeah, it's like
your shutland pony.

Speaker 1 (02:37:38):
Yeah, okay, welcome to dick word. And they scream. That's
the worst scream. They screech. They know what's happening. You know,
when you're little, you don't aware, you don't have you
don't have scale, so you don't know how big summerdillo covered.

(02:37:59):
So hold your hands up show. Is it like the
size of a loaf of bread? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:38:02):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's a it's I think of it.
It's they're about cat size. I'd say, see, I thought
they were huge.

Speaker 1 (02:38:08):
But they're flat there. We're not really flat.

Speaker 7 (02:38:10):
Card barks are a lot bigger than you think.

Speaker 1 (02:38:12):
Yeah, those are those are like dogs?

Speaker 5 (02:38:14):
Right?

Speaker 7 (02:38:14):
I always thought an ardvark was smaller, but they're quite large.

Speaker 1 (02:38:19):
No, do they have ardvarks at the zoo?

Speaker 7 (02:38:22):
Sure we had one, but we had moved to another zoo.

Speaker 1 (02:38:29):
Oh too aggressive? H h o A pick kick them out?

Speaker 6 (02:38:33):
No, they were The ardvark was always at the roll fall.

Speaker 1 (02:38:40):
He was first. Yeah, now the apes are going first,
that's right.

Speaker 7 (02:38:43):
They had a better facility to house the armadillos at
the zoo. I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (02:38:49):
I don't know will they will they get in and
attack the animal be first? Yeah? Arks?

Speaker 7 (02:38:54):
What do they eat?

Speaker 1 (02:38:58):
Ar was on armadillo?

Speaker 7 (02:38:59):
No hard work has a big long had ant eater.

Speaker 1 (02:39:03):
Right? Are you sure?

Speaker 4 (02:39:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:39:04):
Ardvarks and eaters is what I'm going Yeah, okay, So
these armadillos are I remember reading about them in Texas.
But they're in They're but they're coming north and east?
Is that correct? And you say you see him in
Missouri all the time? Yeah? What do they eat? Are
they attacking dogs and cats? No? No, they're not like that.

(02:39:24):
No other armadillos. They're just creepy.

Speaker 8 (02:39:27):
Well, it depends on how you look. And I know
some people think they're adorable.

Speaker 7 (02:39:30):
I think they're adorable.

Speaker 6 (02:39:32):
Okay, it's just in Bengals quarterback. Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow
slated for surgery on his turf toe and expected to
miss at least three months. All right, so pretty much
Joe Burrow is now out for the season for the
Cincinnati Bengals.

Speaker 7 (02:39:50):
Armadillos eat insects.

Speaker 1 (02:39:52):
That's the weirdest to worry about it. Don't worry about that.
Really terrible. You need a pet Armadillo's what you need.
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