The BOB & TOM Show - September 17, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom show. Oh.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
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goal thirty more seven eighteen wheels all in a big rig.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Everybody, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
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thirty seven eighteen wheel on a big ring and.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
They're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling roll. Okay, let's back
them up, hearing goll Oh, there's eighteen seventeen, sixteen, fifteen, fourteen, thirteen, twelve, eleventh, ten, nine, eight, seven, four, six, five,
four ninety two one wheels on a big grin. Okay,
just even numbers.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
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eighteen wheels on a big.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Ring and they're rolling, rolling, dinging rolling.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, just the odd number. Here we go. Oh there's one, three.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Five, seven, nine, nine, eleven, eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeens.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh you're so smart and.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
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wheels one.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Wears and they're rolling, rolling, rolling.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Okay, get out your wrist, calculate analysts by the whales
by pie.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh there are three point one four one eight five
five five one two one two nine o one three
four six eight hundred bit and they're rolling, rolling, rolling,
rolling roll. Excuse me? Are we on? Are we on
the air testing? I don't know. I don't think so.
Hell so anyway, Josh, when you come, recognize that ninety

(02:06):
percent of your music appeal is good. Oh, we're going
to talk about music today. Get comfortable. It's the Bobby
Top Show. No COVID, no COVID, No, I don't have it.
I don't into I took a test, big knees. I
don't know if my test is valid with the new
COVID or what COVID we're on, but I was negative

(02:27):
on the test I had cod COVID. You know COVID.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Well, we get two out today with COVID, I know.
And the behind the scenes boys, there's a lot China.
Thank you again.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, we appreciate it. Come on, they were just having
fun time. You know, it's hammer time in China. We're
juggling beakers. Yeah, we're trying to see if it would
fit into a missilehead.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
This will cross the ocean. Put that stuff in there.
They don't even know they're dying. Oh sorry, where were we?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (03:00):
What happened here? Did you do the intros? I wasn't
paying a time.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I didn't know. There's Christy Lee High.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
You look like you want to say yo ho ho
and a bottle of run? Doesn't she? If she got
the red scars?

Speaker 6 (03:11):
I have pointed this, how Christy has of late been
wearing the horizontal stripes and it's a great look for you.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
About all I have because I'm not a pattern girl.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Noo, and I don't want to be offensive, but it
accentuates your curv nous. How about that you in a
positive way, your darling figure. We all know curvingus is
slang for fat. Is that what you're saying now? Jesus, No,
it's for boobs, you moron? You think?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yes, Christie is not that she is a woman of
breast middleness. Whatever, See now I'm now I'm in. I
was saying those accentuate the what's the phrasing the song
my humps? Okay?

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Yeah, but oh.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
You know her lady lumps is her ass.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
I'm sorry her boobs all this time.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Well, maybe humps and lady lumps are different both.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
I always thought she was talking boobs the whole time.
If that's songs about her, but I'm gonna never listen
to it again. I never thought, well, it's all about
her bumps and humps.

Speaker 9 (04:11):
I never thought humps or lumps were particularly sexy.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yes, yes, we have warts, none of them, really, my boyls.
It starts with someone named Bill being insisted, No it's
Will I am No, Yeah, it's Bill or Billy. Calm down, Okay.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
What happened to him?

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Where some island?

Speaker 10 (04:36):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Pat? How are you?

Speaker 6 (04:37):
There's how are you?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm all right, there's Josh Arnold Cosby. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
We have a category here pussy music.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well we'll get to that. Okay, Well that's what you
guys were calling it.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
But we're gonna we have some.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I call it music for pussy. You start with music
we could, and you brought up what walked in this morning?

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Shouldn't that be a back in the back in the
day of those I do miss the commercials for the
k Tel themed albums songs about food. Eure, can you
imagine that? It's songs for pussies. You'll get You'll get more,
more more. How do you like it?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
How do you like it? You'll get the bread's greatest.
It's I put on my bogey bogey shoes.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Where it was, Oh, I wanted to. There's a category
that we occasionally will will cite, which is the last
letter on a topic. We'll be talking about something and
finally a letter will arrive you. Okay, we're done. Oh yeah, yeah,
I mean this this complete sit we really don't need anymore.
We got talking about sneezes, and we had a lot

(05:51):
of pretty bad sneezes out there.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
I had one yesterday. It was so bad I wouldn't
read it on the air.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh a letter.

Speaker 10 (05:58):
Sneez.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
There are some have resulted in hospitalization.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Yeah, in which they sneeze person. We had one yesterday
they slammed their face down and hit hit the desk
and have to go to the hospital with a broken nose.
So there's some pretty bad sneeze.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
What are you laughing about? It's insane.

Speaker 9 (06:16):
You can control yourself a little bit.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
We had the one where the guy hit the dashboard
with you, Tom is Tom is incapable of that if
he yawns.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
It's the one yesterday a guy was ill, had of
cold or whatever, sitting on the couch next to his wife,
sneeze so hard and went into her eyes and she
she eventually got really sick.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, what is that?

Speaker 6 (06:44):
That's how germs get spritt Yes, so the mucus.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
Wipe in your eyes, yeah, goes to sneeze.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Can you get syphilis in your eye?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes? Yeah, Oh I thought that was one you can. Oh,
that had to be. That's gotta be.

Speaker 11 (07:00):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
We saw pictures of that in the health class. There
you go, trying to scare you. They scared. Strape didn't work.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I was scared till about nineteennes. Here we go, damn
not fear once again. This may be a topic.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Ending letter through It comes to us from uh, we'll say, mister,
mister Miller, We'll say, he goes uh No, I can't
read that. My first name is blank. From the great
State of Maine, beautiful spot. You guys were talking about sneezing.
A few years back. Coming home from town, my dad

(07:36):
sneezed out the window. Okay, he pulled over, stopped. He
made us get out and walked back as we all
looked for his dentures.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Okay something, Oh that's rough.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Woww would you sneeze with dentures? I don't know. You'd
have to hold your hold them with your tongue.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Yeah, and again. And this relates to a story coming up.
And I've told it a hundred times about having to
go to Lost and Found a Disney World and the
lady was telling me. I said, what kind of stuff
do you get here? And she pulled out whatever, eighty
pairs of sunglasses and phones and blah blah blah and
a bunch of dentures.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
So has denture technology improved a lot in the last
yeah ten years?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, fortunately, denture technology hair weaves. We're living in the
Golden age right now. It's amazing.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Glass eyes. Oh, you can't you tell me who was
wearing a glass eye? There are four glass eyes in
this room right now.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
You know what I know? I wish I could tell
my glass eye story. I can't you know the one
I'm talking about. You've got a glass eye story?

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Oh do I ever? You know which one it is?
It's that's the story in the category don't ask questions
you don't know the answer to. Yeah, that was a lunch, Yes,
that was the listener with the well, I can't give
you too much information, but it involves ice picks. Let's
just move on here. We know the brain is a

(09:06):
delicate organ. Yeah, yeah, hey, kids don't take drugs. We
have coming up a bizarre story out of a place
they used to call Lake Buena Vista at Disney World. No,
now it's called Disney's. Yeah, they they changed the name.
But I don't know if you remember this.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
But Tom takes the responsibility for them.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Oh that's right. Remember that there used to there used
to be a restaurant there called the Empress Lily. There
we go, remember this and it looked like a steamboat
and it's on this big pond. Well, that is in
the news this morning. That restaurants still there, but it's
got a different name. What is it a paddle something.

(09:52):
We'll get to the story. But there is a totally bizarre,
great crime story coming out of there. Now they renamed
the whole place restaurant. It's no, it's it's would you
say it's called the Disney Springs. It was panel foot
but a terrific story coming out of there this morning,
that it has a James Bond esque feel to it.

(10:16):
But and I'm also coming up, did I give you
the world record today?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I may not have printed that yet. I think we've
gotta I don't know.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
We have some exciting stuff in sports.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Are you talking to me?

Speaker 6 (10:27):
You have some exciting stuff? Yes, I do have the
world record okay, And we do have a winner.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
And the dumper took two dumps last night, double dumper.
Oh yeah, catcher for the Mariners. I thought our top
sneezing was over. We said it was over.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
You want to tower? No, I used a tarp. My god,
I just Scooby. We got the big dumper in the news.
We also have a sports a winner from week two
of our pigskin competition. We'll be announcing that winner shortly
and you can get in on it this week. Of course,

(11:06):
another prize, it's a five and an other gift card
from Steven Singer jewel Er. So go to bobintom dot
com slash contest make your picks. It's not against the spread,
it's real simple. Have some fun. We only had one
person to get all of the games right last week.
We'll announce who that is coming up a stroke. We'll
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(11:27):
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I made your perspective on this. Do you find it
more attractive when chick refers to his home as his compound?
Or would you if you were to meet him out
at some situation and he's referred to it as his crib?

Speaker 8 (13:06):
Kind of scary in an intimate situation.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Really, you don't want to be a part of a company.
You don't want to You're coming compounds on the room
with a lot of chains, right unless you're the leader.
That's the only position I say.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
I said, Okay, well we'll pull pick up on this topic. Hey,
the ATF's out here, shut up. It's all happening right here.
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Speaker 1 (14:08):
Say that was on purpose? Hello, and welcome back to
the Bobbit Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly auto Parts studios.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Cut out the sneezing, please, I honestly had to sneeze.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I had to sneeze too.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
Yeah, his was legit. Also, did you make any effort
to elbow? It is your fancy shirt, shirt, jacket, your shacket.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Talk about the kettle and the pod and the black
and the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Are you out of your mind? I cover up, you don't?
I have kleanex right here, handy, Hello, Pat. Unfortunately, in
my current condition, I can't reach down there and get
it theresby.

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half off plus thirty five dollars. Well, Tom, what do
you got? I've got got a bunch of stuff over here.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
They tell you how long this swelling was going to
go on.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I go back to the doctor next for I feel
like it's been a month.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
It seems like it shouldn't be this long.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Again, I had surgery quite a while ago, like we've
all had a hernia.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Well no, I just.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Said, I just have to explain why when I get up,
I walk like I'm a hundred. But yes, there's some
some pain down there. You're not making it too Oh,
of course, not nice.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'd be dead already, me and you both.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
Mom lived to be what nineties.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Fifty years ago? Yeah, it'll be fine.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
My mom and my mom's sisters, for the most part,
lived well into their nineties.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
You got good jeans, you'll be fine.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Yeah, but I'm my dad was adopted. Oh yeah, have
you ever thought of going into that story? My dad
didn't want to, so, meaning, would you want to do
it just to find out genetically if you're predisposed to anything?

Speaker 9 (16:14):
No, I'm cool, Yeah, he since he wasn't interested. I'm
not interested, you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (16:19):
What if I am? You're so selfish? I thought you dad,
I thought your dad Larry was really cool because your
dad Larry was a super badass Vietnam combat veteran, two
tours of duty.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
He was a teddy bear, he was.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
His mother was a sixteen year old.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
No, no, yeah, we do know that. We do kind
of know the story. Oh he didn't want to meet her. Yeah,
it wasn't out of any kind of anger or anything.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
He was.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (16:49):
Yeah, she was young and couldn't take care of him,
and so she gave him up for adoption. He was
we were always everybody, you know, and my family's always
so grateful that that was the case. And yeah, he
appreciated that.

Speaker 8 (17:03):
She made that sacrifice.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, and said hey, and also realized, hey, I can't.
I'm not in a position to take care of a
baby right now, and this family is.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
So my grandparents had adopted, my uncle's adopted as well,
and because they were told they could not conceive, and
then they adopted two kids, and then they conceived two kids.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
But I was just interested in the biological heritage of
you and see if that was that we could trace
that to your terrible taste in music. Because you walked
in this morning and said you like the Rod Stewart
song hot Legs. I'm no longer your friend.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (17:40):
You know what's funny is that? Yeah, the music rocks.
I think it's a really cool.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
That song's always hit me like somebody who works as
a vice president for a record company wrote it.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
Oh you know I I mean like they heard a
really cool band doing right. I agree with you.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's every just run of the mill riff you've ever
heard it, And that's.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Like every song out today. Well, let's not get into that.

Speaker 9 (18:06):
I don't want to hear somebody do hot legs in
a really raw way. It's just a think I like
to tear the Black Crows do hot legs.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Exactly. That's a great choice, somebody, you're exactly. Now, what
are the best legs songs? I think you've got to
have legs by Zzi Tom again there you have, come on,
we need one like Toush get in there boys.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Oh yeah, Do you have any other great legs songs?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I can't think of them right now?

Speaker 6 (18:29):
How about ankles?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
If there's anything else you can beat mentioned to bring
on conversation to a screeching hole. A lot of a
lot of butt songs. You know you're doing great?

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Ye see, this is again where you get those old
k tel it's body part music. You get the butt classics.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Body part that's what we call music music explosion.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
If we've got lips ink, you can even do the
names of the bad Funky Town. Now that's a great song. Okay,
you don't like the song Funky, It's all right. Just
go Inferno and uh Shame by Evant Champagne King. You
know those are my discosige Oh yeah, I agree, Discoing
Ferno was the height. Okay, So I'm sorry, we're supposed
to get to our letters because you have a segment

(19:13):
coming up called a music for to pussify or something.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
What No, we were talking about we were we have
been talking about sissy baby pussy music all week and.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
We all like our slows sappy stuff. Right now, just
before the show started, Chick and I were enjoying Michael
Martin Murphy Wildfire. I love that song. Yeah, it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh here it is.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Do you cry every time you hear it?

Speaker 6 (19:39):
The great cowboy singer Michael Martin Murphy.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
You well, he was Michael Murphy in nineteen seventy five
and this was like number three on Going. This was
the intro that it was very rarely played on the radio.
They just got to the meat of it.

Speaker 8 (19:52):
Because we were top forty. We didn't have Jim for this.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
That's why we got tied for this. It's about what
is it?

Speaker 6 (19:57):
It's a ghost horse?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Right, Oh they're both. I thought they're both dead. They
both I thought they both got killed.

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Yeah, because you were not looking for a horse and
they both died.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
There we go. Oh it ends with the going furn up.
You know they both did. I mean this song has
to have its detractors. Well, of course certain voice. Well,
he's not going to sing here more music.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Play met the chicks plain me. I have to go
to the bathroom version.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
You know, someone speaking of Tom's stepping in right there
because the intro is too long. Someone really is in tune.
One of our email listeners, Jason H. From Gallion, Ohio.
It's a suburb of Columbus. I believe I've heard of it. Hello,
Bob a Tom show. Explain to me please, how Tom
hates long intros to songs. But his setups come with

(20:48):
the setup that come with the setup and the preamble,
you know, and then he says, carry on, cheers.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
That's just one of those things we can't explain. No, yeah,
we can't.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's the nature of radio. You see, people are.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
They're they're they're you're joining you? What is the termine
in a play? I've tried to tell you this in
media for thirty years.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I agree with you that that there is some explanation
that needs to be taking place. But you have the impression,
and I don't know how that that no one listening
has any brain power.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
And I ask you what you're saying is the average
audience member is more sophisticated than the simpletons in the room.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yes, give them, give them the benefit of the dow.
Assume they're with you. And understand what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
I see, Okay, well then I won't. I will I'll
do no a preliminary introduction.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
But saying that is a preliminary and being saying preliminary
introduction is redundant. Uh Dear gang, you guys, you have
to say, Bob and Tom show, I'll explain how it
works in a moment, exactly what you told me.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
This comes to us from the great state of Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well, that's one of your more corrupt states. There's no
doubt about it. A lot happens great people from Louisiana.
People Baby Jade and Daniels at the LSU. Yes, Tigers
go ahead.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
We had that great story about the It was like
a fifty five year old guy, sixty year old guy
that joined the l s U marching band. What a
great story then that, No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
This is one of the great marching bands in America.
What are you? As Josh pointed out, this old guy
because he just can't let it go, has taken somebody's
slot on that band. Did you know that the poor
kids crying because he didn't make band, because the grandpa
the tryouts to make that band last a full week.
That's how skilled these the musicians are.

Speaker 8 (22:45):
Okay, so did he do one and done or is
he on the band for the whole season?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Click bab Okay, so you want to bring up ni
l for marching bands. That is a topic.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
We've talked about it. Oh, sure they got a great
trumpet player. How much they're paying him? They gave him
Mercedes the whole deal.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Anyway, this is the letter.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Would that really happen? Oh God, that would be grow
that would be interesting to be so funny. I'm sorry,
dear gang. Remember you will call our letter began that way.
This comes to us from Miles in Louisiana. I'm Miles,
he goes. I heard you guys were curious about the
height of your listeners. Oh, we were trying to find
the tallest listener. Yes, uh huh, he goes. I am

(23:30):
eleven five. Is that right, Miles? And he goes. I'm also,
he goes, I'm also dyslexic. I much appreciated when we certainly.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
In the abstract you could call that humor.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Yes, I think there's those that are dyslexic might appreciate
that joke. I have many many relatives genetically.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Act dyslexic when you're around.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
We've all agreed that Chick fil A has some terrific
customer service. Oh yes, really, and they've really nailed their
drive through system. However, Christy and I occasionally like to
look at the menu correct And we have an email
here from Renee who says I worked as a manager
of a fast food restaurant. Nothing annoyed us more than

(24:25):
someone that would come through the drive through that didn't
know what they wanted. The drive through is for those
that know what they want.

Speaker 8 (24:32):
Well, then why they have a menu at all?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
About?

Speaker 6 (24:36):
What are you going to say to that?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Right now?

Speaker 9 (24:37):
Men, go inside the restaurant. The worst thing you can
do is hold up the line to read the menu.
I have to agree.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
If you get behind somebody and they're they've got fifty
questions when you're waiting at a coffee place, Yeah, but
you you you don't have any any comment here, You
don't and you never look at a menu. So in fact,
he changed the story so that it was inside of
a coffee place.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Yeah, we really need.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I am I am manipulating the simpletons. I think we've
established that simpletons, but no one loves listening. I want
you simpletons to know that I love you guys. Christy,
I'll talk to you. You've got a coffee places.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
I just I spent the afternoon at a coffee place
yesterday afternoon, whole afternoon.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I beg you did Yeah? Have you ever fallen asleep
inside a restaurant? Yes or no?

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Yes, but not yesterday? And I had I had a
night delightful.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Uh. I think that guy in the corner of Tea
and a Caino And yeah, one of my daughters likes
likes to go there, and Kelly was working down the street,
so we just went there. We just sat there all.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Afternoon and they have nice WiFi.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
All right, good? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Did my crossword puzzle was nice? But I'm but when
you go into a coffee place, don't you do you
get annoyed if the person in front of you has
a lot of questions and there's a line.

Speaker 13 (25:59):
Not, No, I don't I do. Yeah, with the coffee,
you guys can just get the coffee. You don't need
the other foods and stuff. Just get the coffee and go.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
And it hasn't didn't I did?

Speaker 8 (26:09):
I read at the airport because they're all in a
hurry anyway, And.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
Then yeah, exactly which one you're talking about? One of
my favorite coffee places, the one at the airport. And
they get on the court.

Speaker 9 (26:20):
Yeah, they got lots of questions. No, No, the slow
people at the coffee shop at the airport. Are the
people who work at the coffee shop.

Speaker 8 (26:26):
Well that's not that's true.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
You can see they're not.

Speaker 12 (26:29):
They're not in a hurry.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Step it up.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
I ain't going nowhere, mister, step it up, you're gonna wait?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, yeah, did I read correctly? That is is Starbucks.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
They're cutting back on all the flim flam fruity, are
they really?

Speaker 13 (26:45):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
They trying it good?

Speaker 6 (26:47):
You know, the stuff, the stuff that requires you know,
four minutes at a blender and right, and the guy's
got to get an eye dropper to put in the
whatever it is, orgasm juice whatever I mean.

Speaker 9 (26:58):
There have been times where I've walked in and I
walked in just after a like volleyball team.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Oh and that's and that.

Speaker 9 (27:06):
Is a lot of blenders and a lot of Yeah,
you know, that's where I kind of wish the coach
had gone, Hey, let's let this one dude go before us.
But the drive through thing at Chick fil a I
don't have believe it or not have their menu memorized.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
Yeah, I don't know a couple of chicken things, but
now they want to until I saw it on television.
Had I known the other day, I would have gotten the.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Brothers chicken sandwich and waffle fries. Right.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
You have a story about my buddy buddy Mail at
the burger king?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (27:39):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (27:40):
Huh frank uh have you ever seen someone that just
has one arm and they take the sleeve and they
fold it up and put a big pin in it?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Didn't we say we heard the story. Wants to hear
the uh? Mal did that?

Speaker 6 (27:56):
He had? He had both of his arms. I should
point this out.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Very fit.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
He looked kind of like Han actually kind of like
Greg Hahn. And he tucked his arm back, and so
we walked in as if he had one arm and
went into a burger king and he said, I'd like
a big mac please, And then the guy said, well, no, sir,
I'm sorry. This is the home of the whopper. And
Mel said, well, it takes hands to handle a whopper,
and he walked out the long.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Way over those For those who are my age, it
takes two hands to handle a whopper was a slogan
during before were.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
I did that for one of the great truckers out there.
Who knows what I'm talking about, Because it's trucker Appreciation Week,
which is why we started the show with eighteen wheels
on a big record. I've got a letter here that
I will read. I've been told to read this at
this exact time. Is this this is correct? I'm getting
the signal from Jason. He goes, uh, dear Tom.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Now programming for our listeners. Yeah, exact times now.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
This comes to us from Green Bay. He says, go pack,
go baby. This is from Nate. I don't know if
it's intentional or do you guys do this subconsciously. I've
noticed over the past few months the majority of the
commercials related to food have been given Josh to read.

(29:19):
As a fellow fat man, I'm disgusted with how hard
this makes me laugh.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
WHOA.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
I'm trying to think what.

Speaker 9 (29:30):
Yeah, I've done I steaks, cheese, I've done.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
I was not this is not I did not designate
you to do those.

Speaker 9 (29:40):
I know you didn't. Yeah, I do think it is
a conscious decision.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Oh really from from if it'll make you more comfortable
We could have Christy do the steak things, but I
think I enjoy Omaha steaks.

Speaker 9 (29:55):
To me, it's not a fat thing. It's a people
with who enjoy good food. Yeah, will air Ago. The
timing is because we're going to talk about Omo. We
are right now, right now.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
No, it says six thirty seven, and we got about
a minute and got to wait a little minute before
we get into that. Now, just enough time for us
to Oh yeah, Martin Murphy wildfire in. It takes all
the stress. Would you like to be grilling? This is
just lovely.

Speaker 9 (30:21):
You got your bluetooth on the deck, this song is playing,
and you're just kind of singing to yourself as you
fill the air with the delicious smells of O my hosteae.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Oh you know, some cowboy got out his lass. Who
if you say last or lasso.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Incredible?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Ivy League's always been Lasso always. I say, you know,
I don't show last choice, the last year last with
his steer.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
I'm about to say something that rhymes with the last
You keep this. Oh, now it's gotta even sadder.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Here comes the hook, chick. No, I don't like this
whistle or whatever the hell I like it. It comes,
here comes I've gotta be a guitar.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
All of a sudden, that's it gets a pickle of
that's a guitar.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Isn't a guitar?

Speaker 10 (31:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
What a flute? Yeah? Wait a minute, no real flute.
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Can you back it up?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Johnny Sherrigan?

Speaker 6 (31:20):
I want to hear that again.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I can't. Oh, oh you have a different system. Okay,
I'll get them the one that works.

Speaker 9 (31:28):
They've mad a movie about the first call piccolo player,
didn't they?

Speaker 6 (31:31):
What was Brian's song?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Brian's very different?

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Did I have that?

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (31:37):
I do a world war World War two joke? Do
you what we're doing? A seventies made for TV movie
material which I like. I'm totally hoping applauded you to
that joke. Does that make the de get Yes? I
was told out the air. Every time he applauds, I
get ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Wow, A fair enough from I'm sorry from Amstag. Yes, yes,
you didn't lie to me about that, right, they will
send me town. It's tailgating season. Grilling outside in the
fall is absolute perfection. If you ask me. Omaha Steaks
delivers the world's best steak experience. Who elsked you? Who
said that?

Speaker 9 (32:14):
Enjoy usd sertif I tender steaks, burgers, cozy and convenient
comfort meals like that meat lover's lasagna that browns up
so wonderfully in the oven. You break that out and
your family goes, well, we sure love you, mom or
dad or mom and mom.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
You know things are wild out there.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
A lot different play names are wild. I'll ever forget that.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
Plus, Omaha Steaks has tailgating favorites like chicken wings, smash burgers,
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Hot Sale event, you can get fifty percent off site wide.
It's called the Red Hot Sale Event, but they're not
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Plus Bob and Tom listeners get an extra thirty five

(32:59):
dollars off with promo code BTS at checkout. I sure
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flavor and more for me to enjoy it delicious. Absolutely,
so get some of those bacon wrapped filet mignon. That's right,
I go, I say mignon for plural and singular.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
All right, gonna say fileise mignon.

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all the details and for all the wonderful pictures of
the terrific food.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
This is the perfect gift, by the way, you if
you're like me, you got a couple of brothers that
live in a different state, and you want to get
them something nice that they're actually gonna use.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
A nice box of steaks for a just maybe you
could do a little bit of a FaceTime grill thing
where you're you know, your tailgating in your driveway. Hey Jim,
how's it going? How are those steaks? Are those chicken breasts?
Because hey, Tom, glad you're not here with us. Okay,
good coming up.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
We're going to tell you if what that is and
that Michael Martin Murphy songs they just found out. Uh,
and we have we got to get to this eye
drops in the news story. It's fascinating fire festival news,
stone skipping and sports no, and it's the stupidest world
record you've ever heard of?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
And and STDs h oh you mean sdis please?

Speaker 13 (34:54):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (34:55):
I like to I like the classics. I have to
call getting the nail or cl the trail.

Speaker 8 (35:04):
Why then remember.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
The name Someone's pounding your nail in your penus.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
That's a quote from Marlon Brando and Last Angle in Paris.
Uh again with yeah, there you go. We are reporting
from the O'Reilly Auto part Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
is Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the
Silac Insurance News Center. It's Christy Lee, Hi, Jick. Hey,
there's Pat Godwin, there's Josh Arnold. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your
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(35:54):
I think we we got we gotta.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Get music for the letters, like we got to get
a couple of new intros for the letters.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Try.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I even wrote lyrics and you didn't like any of it.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
We need original music, but we need one for angry letters.
Oh no, no, we don't like this one, dear idiots.
It begins this is referencing the drive through problem, and
the problem is, uh, you.

Speaker 8 (36:22):
Don't always know the menu. We don't know what we want.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Not a problem, dear idiots, writes Chris from Nashville, Tennessee. Yes,
if you go to the.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Drive through, you can look at the menu on your
phone before you get there. Oh yeah, yeah, okayah, I know.
Let me do that.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
Way we get the hostility to continue that way. You're
not the jerk that goes to a chicken restaurant. Don't
know what you want? What they have chicken? He's got
a good No, no, he doesn't. That he's got a
great going on your phone is completely unreasonable.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
The menu's right there, exactly, and it gets in the
way of how can you text and drive and read
the menu at the same time.

Speaker 9 (36:59):
Exactly. I don't want to know the guy who looks
up on his.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Phone and this this do is.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
I went to UH one of my favorite restaurants over
the weekends.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Down to Earthplace? All the people work there tattooed. That's
how I the Oh you went to sorry to bother you,
didn't you? The the I sorry to bother you? The
menu You've got to look at your phone because it's
on those UH QR codes, which is fine. But here's
my contention.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
You don't believe that. Why do you say it's fine?
But if you're if you're going to do that, I
get it. You hate it?

Speaker 6 (37:41):
Yeah, I do dislike it because then it gets everyone
on their phones. The next thing, you know, everyone's phone.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
This explains you perfectly. The QR code, the QR code,
you take your camera, boom, it comes up on your phone.
He doesn't read menus ever, anyway, that's true. But the
QR code bothers him.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
Well, and why would it bother if everybody's looking at
their phones?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, no, because he can't address the tables. Yes, because
I can't. I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Josh, isn't your favorite show, that cop show with uh,
what's his name?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
The guy? Hawaiian guy?

Speaker 10 (38:15):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Tom Sell? That is one of my favorite, doesn't isn't
one of the set pieces on that show? Every episode?
What are they doing Sunday dinner? Yeah? No phones, talking
with their family. Yeah, that's how would you like? Would
you like to have an episode where it's at my restaurant?
I'm talking about it. You'll open up the thing and
they're all just sitting there reading the menu in their phones,
and pretty soon they're all playing wordle and connections and

(38:39):
reading the paper.

Speaker 9 (38:40):
I know, but I don't know that the QR code
leads to some Well, oh, now that I'm reminded that
my phone is here.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I I I actually observed this happen. Well, that's you
observe and remember conveniently when it suits you.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
Of course. Taking this guy's thing one step further, now,
you go to some drive throughs and they'll go, are
you using our app today. So that means if you're
on the app, does that mean you've already ordered?

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Yes, so that's fine.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, I normally know you haven't been on your app
if your car's not wrecked, that's how.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
But if if they start asking for a password when
I get to a drive through, I'm burning the place down.
I'm out. I'm passworded out. But my point is, if
you're going to put your thing on a QR code,
why not put photographs of the food. That makes so
much sense to me, especially when they've got all these
weird dishes, why not put You know, if you're going

(39:34):
to have.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Why don't you go to a normal restaurant.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
You know it ended up being great. They had pastrami,
sausage hash. I mean it amazing.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I want to see what it looks like.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
So when it comes to it doesn't didn't look like
I expected. That sounds awesome.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Sausage app muddel the recipe out in the beer stein.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
The point sounds very I think fancy if I think
it'd be nice to have when you go to a restaurant, Christy,
do you not sometimes perk your little head up and
look with look at that thing? Why I wonder when
you say to the waiter waitress, what's that dish? I
certainly do know.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I've actually, I've actually confronted the people at the next
table going I sur do you mind if I ask
what is that? I am sitting here remembering we used
to have a lot of meals together after the show,
would go to lunch.

Speaker 8 (40:25):
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I can't imagine that now. I'd kill him at a
lunch setting. I'd absolutely stab him with a four current knife.
He's looking around the restaurant pointing dishes.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Yesterday, Jason, Jason Oske and I had lunch with Mark,
my buddy boy. I'm so sorry, and Jason will back
me up. They all loaded from the menu and the
waitress knew what I wanted already, am I right, Well,
that's kind of nice. You stick with one place for
a while.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
The waitress knows what you want, so touchdown on your chatter.
I got to cut this guy off at the past.
He'll tell me about something I already told him. I
was from Bolivia.

Speaker 10 (41:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
I asked every time, Oh yeah, that guy was there.
I have a question for you, little guy, before you
serve us our love show. What what are you? Are
you what type of weirdo foreign are here? The guy
Pat is talking about in the movie Bird Cage. Yeah,
you know, the Kazaria character. I've actually told this guy

(41:31):
you've got to watch this movie because oh you did, Yes,
I did. Even is embarrassed by that cartoon.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Of course, you know what I'm talking about. Pat, the guy,
the guy I know exactly the guy. The guy looks
just like him and has the same accent. It's hilarious.
It's a very nice fellow. When I wear shoes, I
formed out he's trying to be mad. We have it.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
When we come back. We have another letter that will
end a topiclass eyes.

Speaker 8 (42:06):
Do you have that?

Speaker 10 (42:07):
No?

Speaker 6 (42:08):
Is it from our friend? Okay, okay, okay, we'll get
to that when we return to the Ray Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the
show is on the way.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
You can find us on x at Bob and Tom,
or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 8 (42:25):
Comfort you can feel.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the Raley Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the
Silac Insurance News desk. Pat Godwood, Hello, Josh Arnold's Cosby.
There's Tom Griswold, iron chick. Hello, we have another this
may end the topic letter. Okay, the letter to end

(42:49):
all letters on which subject topic?

Speaker 10 (42:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Uber and the uber ratings?

Speaker 9 (42:57):
Ah, yes, yeah, I think the important drivers need to know.
You need to let other drivers know. Hey, this person's reasonable,
they're safe, they're right.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
So so when you do call to get a new
birthday looking, Oh, you got a five out of five,
they're gonna come get you.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah. And I had a five out of five until
some episode apparently in Chicago I dropped to a four
nine to two album.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
Yeah, you're still going to get picked up.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
They charge you a little more as your rate goes down.

Speaker 10 (43:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
And then we we've had a number of letters about this.
This guy goes not to brag, uh huh, but I
say brag. And I'm not a cheap bastard most of
the time. But I don't have the funds to tip
a driver. But I still have a four point nine
to eight. Wow, suck at Tom tip And then well

(43:47):
wait a minute, ps dictated by someone who was blind.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Well, of course, there, you're not going to turn down
a blind guy.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Who's going to give a blind guy a three star?
Ours are two stars? Yeah, well, so there you go,
the easy customers. You can just drop them off forever. Yeah, no,
this is the you're here at the Yeah, I'm sure
that that sounds like a bus.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Dear Bob and Tom show. Yeah, now we have a theme.
I am currently legally blind. I cannot see drive through menus.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I suggest alone the road when I'm driving that away?

Speaker 10 (44:37):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (44:39):
What are they? What's the point here? He says, I'm
got I have surgery scheduled. I hold my eyesight is
soon restored.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Thank you, Brian.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
I'm assuming that he's a passenger, and I'm I'm glad
that there's a surgical procedure that will bring his site back.
This is like the old joke that the drive up
at MS had braille on the buttons.

Speaker 8 (44:59):
Yea, yeah, they some of them did.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah really yeah oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
And there were about twelve comedians talking about.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Oh yeah over and over again.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
That is distressing. I mean, they had a valid like
what the hell is that about? But I guess they
made kind of a one size fits all and drive
through or not. I see, Christy, you got a letter
over there.

Speaker 8 (45:24):
This is from Jeff and Lawrenceburg, Indiana. Dear Mob and Tom,
you mentioned glass eyes this morning. It brought back a
memory from a summer construction job during my college years.
There was a bricklayer named Cowboy. Cowboy Cowboy that would
find places to hide on the job site, pop his
glass eye out, hold it around the corner and say,

(45:44):
I've got my eye on you. He would. He would
put it in his mouth to clean the dirt and
dust off during the damn pop it back in.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
I have I have witnessed this. Are you serious in
the mouth thing?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (46:00):
We have seen it.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
Now.

Speaker 9 (46:01):
I didn't realize until boy maybe, I mean that was
an adult for sure, that glass eyes were not full
round eyes, that they're just almost lens shaped. I didn't
know that, Like they're not gonna fall out and roll away.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I thought they were. Is that why they were lens
shaped so they don't fall out and roll I don't know.
But at one point they were bowling pin shaped, but
very odd they were bucking out a little.

Speaker 9 (46:29):
They called them the Barty Feldman's Christy would you make
love to Marty Feldman?

Speaker 14 (46:35):
Nah?

Speaker 8 (46:35):
I don't know, boy, that'd be tough but he was funny.
There's a chance also he was hung. You know, he's
one of those thirteen inches.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Maybe perhaps charming.

Speaker 8 (46:49):
And he didn't always have his eyes bugged out. I
mean he could.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Nobody had a unique look no matter what he was
that one eye what hump, classic clastic line. One more letter.
This comes to us from Richard. When my youngest child
was young, we would ask him if he wanted to
wear pants or shorts. He always said he wanted to
wear his shirt sleeve pants. Okay, shirt sleeve pants. A

(47:18):
sweet little guy.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Congratulations, So short sleeve pants or shirt sleeve pants, shirt
sleeve pants.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
That to me would say long sleeve our long pants.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Yeah, Well I'm just reading the letters.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
We now returned to the sports desk. I'm just going
on over there.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Is it time for sports? All right? Cal Rawley? They
call him the big dumper. Do you remember why they
call him the big dumper Tom because of his large
dairy air. He's got a big ass, that's right. He
break breaks Mickey Outa's record for home runs by a
switch hitter. We're all familiar with switch hitters. Yes, would
you like to dance? What about you? Man very selfish.

(48:00):
Raleiy hit his fifty fifth and fifty six homers of
the season and consecutive at bats against the Royals in
Kansas City last night. He tied the Mariners record set
by Junior Raley hit his fifty fifth home run in
the third, left handed, then just showing off, hit his
fifty six in the fourth right handed. Griffy set the
Mariners record with fifty six home runs in nineteen ninety seven.

(48:21):
Raley received a standing ovation for Mariners fans and applause
from Royals fans. Mark's Raley's twentieth career multi home run game.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
The big dumper. We had WNBA playoff action last night.
Kelsey Mitchell at nineteen Elia Boston fifteen fever passed third
seed Atlanta Dreams seventy seven to sixty for their first
home playoff win in nearly a decade. That victory tied
that best of three series at a game a piece.
Game three. The decisive Game three will be played tomorrow
night in Atlanta. Also, Seattle forces a Game three against Vegas.

(48:54):
They went eighty six eighty three left sighting Vegas's winning
streak is over and can you remember this from I'm
not I forget what golf tournament this was in, but
Scotty Scheffler was out on the course and someone had
had some gas during his backs reign. Do you remember

(49:16):
that time?

Speaker 6 (49:17):
And then the Nazers actually highlighted it?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah, what are you laughing about?

Speaker 7 (49:31):
It?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
So much to say about that show and somebody has
using Tom's laugh Let's stick to the golf.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
I love the one guy.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
He totally calls his buddy out, what are you laughing about?

Speaker 6 (49:45):
He wanted to see if you.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Would explain, and then he goes, let's stick to the well.
From a Ryder Cup champ Ryder Cup practice. This is
English golfer Terrell Hatton. He's being ready practice round. Oh

(50:07):
I don't think that's him. No, it's not him at all.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
No backswing coming. Here's the fart in it and he
does not follow through with the swing. No, he can't place.
It's noon and perfectly right. Is that considered bad form
on the course? I would think so, But in this
case they're having fun. But yeah, I can't.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
It's practice during the actual competition. Yeah, it's one. Scotti
Scheffler's you're the eighteenth at the end of the Masters
you don't think it looks like Byron is lighting his farts.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
I hope that doesn't distract Jack.

Speaker 9 (50:43):
I have never done that. Let a fart, let a fart,
Never done it. I've seen it done a few times, and.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
I I didn't think it was possible until I saw
my college roommate do it. I thought that there's no
way your body would contain Oh, it does, it does.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
It's extraordinary. What keeps it from going back up inside?
It didn't for my friend Paul, really it went but yeah,
now he didn't have to go to the hospital or anything,
but it sucked back. I'm so embarrassing. A little hot.
Never have that happen though, one of those one of those,

(51:18):
Uh it gets hot, you feel heat? Remember this? Sure, yeah,
that happens. You have gas, Yeah, you feel heat? Sure? No?

Speaker 9 (51:25):
Well yeah, you ever have a fart where you you
smell it and you go, oh, I'm I'm gonna be
sick like I'm meaning I'm gonna I have a flu
or a cold coming on.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
No, Yeah, that'll happened to.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I've noticed mine has. The odor has changed dramatically the
older I get. Oh, I don't know, maybe it's what
I'm eating. Or what I'm not eating, or I don't know.
I'm noticing more length than than pitch. Really, this is
what I noticed longer. Now I've got something that will

(52:00):
that'll save the show. Stupid world records.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
Well they say Johnny Cash's fart's perfect pitch.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Really the ring of fire. The World Stone Skimming Championships
have been hit by a cheating scandal.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Oh boy, oh no, you don't.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Yeah. The BBC reports over two thousand, two hundred people
from twenty seven countries attended this year's event on the
tiny island of Easdale off the west coast of Scotland.
Rules state that stones must come from naturally occurring island slate. However,
some were found to have been ground into a suspiciously
circular shape to help them bounce on water.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
Suspiciously circular.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Twenty two hundred people went to watch this event.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
It's stone skipping.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
He's Scotland, right, he has every day.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
He has such high hopes that they're going to really
enjoy this world.

Speaker 9 (53:02):
There's no luck going on in care about some backwards
high lenders watching be thrown.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Organizer doctor Kyle Matthews told a news outlet that offenders
had held their hands up and apologized. He did not
specify how many competitors out of the twenty two hundred
were disqualified for stone doctoring. No, no, no, here's the
good part here, all right, Jonathan? Is there a reason

(53:36):
you just don't read this and you make me do it?
I don't understand. I think I want to see if
we get this guy on the phone. Oh no, no,
I am almost certain I have COVID.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Jonathan Jennings of Kentucky became the contest first American Winners
USA USA skimmed his stone accumulative distance of five hundred
and eighty feet. That's amazing, that is so far.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
But was he considered one of the cheaters? Or was
it wasn't let.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Him compete, dumb ass?

Speaker 9 (54:11):
I mean, I saw the vitriol in his eyes, his
eyes two words out of that sentence, and I like,
I was genuine. I had my cold run my blood.
I've always said this.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I could leave today and get five parts in six
different movies. I could do it today. You go, Oh,
you knew him when he worked on the Bob and
Tom Show. That's right.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Somettimes it's like walking in a mine.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Sometimes you make once you never know. You think it's
innocent step and you are a click. This guy this
is he's gotta kill me.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Okay, Christy, I'm gonna help you visualize this this guy
for this guy. This guy skipped a stone five hundred
and eighty feet A football field is three hundred feet.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Very good.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
This is almost two football fields. This great gentleman from
the Commonwealth of Kentucky representing that's a good question. That's
a great question.

Speaker 9 (55:10):
Yeah, that's got to be a half, like three big
ones and then just dozens of.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Tiny oh at the end of at the end, it
essentially looks like a speedboat going across the water. Again,
I thought, I I know you, you're.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
This is a great world record. You've got twenty two
hundred people in Scotland.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
It's better than some golfer farting.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I did that for you. I did enjoy it, all right.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Are you pretty good at skipping a stone?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
I used to be excellent because I did it all
the time.

Speaker 8 (55:48):
I used to be oh yeah, we mad it all
the time.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
They used to actually have thees probably.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Would never tasky.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Stones generally don't skip your.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
They'll get dragged off by the way.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
The the Shinola company now makes a potasky stone watching.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
On the head of your post.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
You wouldn't know from this conversation. They there is a
stone skipping competition up in uh St Marie and they
do have a category for measuring the measuring the boredom.
They have that level. Yes, I think skipping stones is
what's the song that mentions there's a.

Speaker 8 (56:33):
Famous I'm not your skipping stone?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
No, no, but yes, skipping stones is fun.

Speaker 13 (56:44):
Every football season is here fun for a while, like
five minutes?

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Speaker 6 (58:01):
By the way, if things come full circle, there is
a song called Skipping Stones from Michael Martin Murphy.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
What yeah, Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
We were just talking about him and the sad song Wildfire.
Start crying right now. Oh yeah, And you were gonna
tell us what this instrument is.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
There are no, it's a guitar. That hell, That's what
I said. It sounds nothing like any guitar ever Mad made.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
That's how good the player. It's I've got I have
the entire personnel, the entire personal This is Jack Murphy
on the piano.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Nepotism by Sam Brossard on guitar, and Richard Dean on
guitar problems and other stuff too.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
And right this bark.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Here about traffic, weather coming up, the hit right here.

Speaker 9 (58:57):
Every bit a flute or whistle or something. You guys
are in.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Absolutely a guitar. Somebody get Michael Murphy on the phone.
This says that, it says it's I don't believe it
says the only instruments on here are mandolin, drums, bass,
guitars and piano.

Speaker 9 (59:19):
I don't care what it says, as I trust my
own organs.

Speaker 13 (59:23):
You lunatic, Yeah, it's a recorder or a flute or something.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Is no guitar synthesizer that did That's.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
Showed me video of guitar and that noise coming out,
and I won't believe it.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Why would you choose that, you're a skeptic, Why would
you choose.

Speaker 9 (59:38):
That sound to come out of a guitar if you
wanted to pick alo, play the.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Flute, guitar pedal? This is why back to Utah. You know,
music is passionate.

Speaker 6 (59:51):
It's good that word arguing about arguing about the important
things in contemporary culture. A great song by Michael Martin Murphy,
and we're concerned about what it. I apologize for asking.
It's still a great song by guitar?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
What kind of one? The one that sounds like.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
It just shows the artistry of this of this great
guitar player. He's playing it so wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
He's anybody, If anybody out there knows Michael Murphy or
evidently his brothers in the band, or whoever the hell
it is, get it hold of us. We didn't need
to find out.

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
I'm trying to find it's a guitar.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
All right, we'll retire from this question you again. I've
lost my place. We're still here. These are the Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the Arial Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the
Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, he Jess Hooker, Hi,
there's Josh Arnold. Hello there, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom,
how are you, buddy.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
We've got a very fine, a fine precise point I
want to clarify.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Oh okay.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
First of all, Miss Jess Hooker joins us in the studio.
Great hair today. Thanks, just as like one of those
dolls that you can manipulate the hair with, and every
day she comes in with a new This is a
really I like this one. This is a really nice one.

Speaker 15 (01:01:19):
Yeah, it's it's just wash and dry.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Oh but even more convenient. We were discussing the World
Championships of stone skipping. I'm sure you're familiar with the event.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Grew up on the lakes.

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
It's fun, it is. And then the the winner, what
was it almost five hundred and eighty feet? I believe
it's an American American from Kentucky.

Speaker 8 (01:01:41):
On this is in Scotland, right.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
And I was trying to remember it Wasn't there a
song where they talk about skipping stones.

Speaker 8 (01:01:47):
And it's a technicality.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Yes, and there's a technicality. It's the Elton John song
Crocodile Rock. Yeah, there's the line holding hands and skipping
stone owns. But it turns out I just looked at it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
It's skimming, skimming skim Yeah, I think I must be
the English.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
That's probably the English term, but I think the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
The essence of my thought was indeed correct.

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
Yeah, yeah, well that's what matter. Now, where do you
stand as the biggest Elton John fan here? Old Elton
John wouldn't know. Where do you stand on Crocodile Rock?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Demise it? Hate it, we hate it, can't stand it.
He hates it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:26):
El John hates it, hates its favorite song, he said
an interview.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Yeah, Elton just recently he absolutely said it. Yeah. Wow,
I'd be okay if I never played Crocodile Rock again.
He said, Oh, I'm sure it's somebody's favorite song.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Yeah, somebody out there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
People can go, you know, piss up a rope. I
don't know it's his song.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
Because I'm tolerantive song. I'm tolerant of songs I hate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Oh sure, yeah, yeah, you know the first thing that
people say about you. Oh yeah, Tom, he's tolerant. You're
exactly right. Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
Mean we could go around the room. What's the most
popular song that you despise?

Speaker 16 (01:03:02):
God, I think I could tell you a favorite song,
my favorite call Me Out?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I love that song.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
I hate that.

Speaker 8 (01:03:09):
I hate that song.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I love the video. I'd never get tired of that
smarty look.

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
On his favorite It's fun. Yeah, and I'm with you.
I hate it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
That's me that hates it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:25):
Your favorite?

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Well, but that's what that's my larger point here. It's
all about tolerance. I'm you know, I'm You may hate
my favorite song and I may hate your favorite song.
Oh that's I can't really pin that down, but I'm
sure I can come up with a few that you despise.

Speaker 8 (01:03:41):
Oh we've yeah, you played him a lot. Fat man
in a bathtub.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
There is a fat man in the bath lose.

Speaker 8 (01:03:55):
Okay, that's my little feet for those of you who
are doing your rock and roll.

Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
Okay, well, uh, what is the most popular song that
you don't like?

Speaker 12 (01:04:03):
Christy?

Speaker 8 (01:04:04):
I think the most popular song right now? No I
ever that you call me out was pretty popular.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
I could tell your mine.

Speaker 13 (01:04:14):
Least favorite American Pie by Donau. I didn't like the
song before I met him. Oh yeah, you really didn't
too long?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
No Bridge.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
The highest Rake song I think we even play on
this radio station is Bohemian Rhapsody. I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Oh, I like this, can't stand. Hated it when it
came out. Hate it now?

Speaker 16 (01:04:37):
Is there anything that you have produced that you don't
like now?

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Oh? Absolutely, touche. Yeah, absolutely, we're not talking about children.
Well you go, you can. That's a great question. But yeah,
I don't know what it is. But I get all
squirmy and weird when I hear nasty stuff. I don't
Caro Garrett anymore at all. Oh yeah, I would be

(01:05:03):
fine if I never heard it again. Would you understand?
People love it and then it grew out of it?
Maybe I don't know. Yeah, I'm an old man. Yeah, yeah,
that is a real fun one. But yeah, yeah, it's
all right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Yeah, I mean it's such a it's such a cartoon
of you. I would think you who made you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Charge?

Speaker 10 (01:05:27):
Hang on?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Let me let me think if I can remember.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
Tom, should we play a little bit of it?

Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
Just no, okay, okay, okay, no, why would you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
I've got some of that. There's a possibility we can
real check back in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Where did I go? Did you lose me?

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
We were talking about we were talking about letters that
end all letters others we get, we get. We were
talking about sneezing and we got a really great letter
from a guy who was with his dad in the
car and his dad opened the window, had a huge sneeze.
They had to pull over to go look for his
dad's dentures. That's kind of okay, Okay, you're done. And
then what did we have a guy sneezing in his

(01:06:08):
glass eye fell out or something.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
No, the guy that had the glass eye on the
construction site and tap it out and like so here
you gold it out around the corner.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
These are actual sports injuries from sneezing. It says your
athletes can get hurt from sneezing due to the powerful
forces generated, which can exacerbate underlying injuries.

Speaker 8 (01:06:26):
Well about your abdominal muscles. Have you ever had a
sneeze that like you feel like it's cramped.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
Up or you Notable examples include Sammy Sosa, Goose Gossage,
among others, who have all suffered back and ligament injury
injuries from violent sneezes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Yeah, gotcha.

Speaker 9 (01:06:43):
I've heard some sneezes, if they're particularly painful in a
certain area, will con indicate you have psiatica issues.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Yes, now is it? Do you release a small quantity
of urine when you sneeze?

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Sometimes depends need to use depends, No, I don't wear it,
depends I gotta go, you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Know, Okay, that does happen.

Speaker 15 (01:07:07):
Do you have the sneeze strikes and you've got a
full bladder, you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:09):
Might well, if you've had a baby things down there aren't.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
Anyway suggesting that there's something wrong with it. Uh, yes,
that maybe that maybe a female only situation.

Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
I don't know, you guys do that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
I have never done that.

Speaker 9 (01:07:23):
I was an usher at the movie theater and I boy,
I was probably seventeen, and I was cleaning the men's
room and I sneezed and the sneeze led to a
incredibly painful Charlie Horse in my taint. Oh my gosh,
And I didn't know what was happening. I still kind
of don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
That's scary.

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
And I'd say, since then, that's happened six times in
my life, oh or something.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Now we need to get a diagnosed things going on.

Speaker 9 (01:07:53):
If I have a particularly hard sneeze, it can cause
a chi in my parente.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
And if this is on my brain, but sounds like
that might be hernie or related or something. Yeah, I
don't know, because paraneum, there's.

Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
A there was something happening. It's terrified me. The first
time it happened.

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
I've definitely had the Charlie Horse and the abdomen from Sneezy.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
I've had him in my legs and I just assumed
I was getting whatever it is Gillian Barr syndrome or.

Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
Restless leg or.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Something that seems reasonable.

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
Major magnesium is off. You need to have more magnetics.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Okay, I don't know I'm in any event. Have we
completed our sports runt? Yes, it was quite enjoyable.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
I'll have to find out more about the American stone
skipping competition. I think they do the number of skips
rather than the distance. But oh, I hope.

Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
So why don't you get on that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
That for you, o boy, as soon as soon as possible. Also,
we're trying to figure out what that instrument is in
the Michael Martin Murphy song Chick and I contend it's
a guitar. There's a mandolin on that album.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
He does something with his guitar or the mandolin. It's
not a flute. I don't even hear flute. You guys
are here a wild Yeah, I don't. I don't hear
flute yet.

Speaker 8 (01:09:09):
It's not yet.

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
Piano told you. I told you.

Speaker 14 (01:09:18):
It definitely sounds like a flute coming out, coming right
up yeah, four more minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
You won't lead the witness.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
But yeah, really not yet. You can get ready, you
can do drafting good weather. Not yet, Nope, not yet.
Here it counts three two one. He's picking a guitar
way up.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
You guys, your ears are wrong. Well that's true, my
ears are terrible. Well then that's the answer.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:09:53):
I can't hear.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
How guitar make that sound?

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
You guitar players, guitar wouldn't whistle like that if you tried.

Speaker 13 (01:10:02):
If it's process of some kind of crazy, you know,
sound effect, maybe, but not a regular guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
How did we get to this song? Just I don't know, somebody,
how did we get to this play?

Speaker 9 (01:10:13):
I think we were talking about we're talking about songs
make you want to set yourself on fire.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
Like kind of a pussy rock, like the Bread and
all those crappy songs. But then we were saying about
how great this song is. It kind of falls into
that category, but it's actually a great song. I don't know.
I've got a different.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Topic for you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
CHRISTI there's I can't. There's an old joke.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
There's an old joke. I can't tell but the punchline
is would I.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Oh yeah, did you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
Know that, uh, glass eyes which you brought up used
to be made of wood before they had the glass
that they had artificial eyes for people made out of wood.
It would be painted, that would be painful. Well, they
would obviously polish them and buff them. That were Oh
my god, I've got a splinter on the inside of
my eye. L Maybe maybe we should have used something

(01:11:06):
harder than this, the wooden eye, because you were talking
glass eyes, and I thought we could we could segue
from the discussion about what the music. Okay, good, coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
We have we have actually interesting news in the world
of eyesight, actually fascinating news involving readers, the reading glasses
that most people have to start worrying when they turn
or in their early forties.

Speaker 6 (01:11:30):
We'll get to that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
We also have STDs among the elderly in the news
and bad news.

Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
If you won the Publisher's clearing House.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Giveaway, Oh, I'd be so pissed. Oh Joe, wait, did
you find out what happened? Remember the old Ed McMahon
commercials way back when to knock on the door. Hey,
I think they invented the giant check, right, they'd be
at the door with the eight foot check and they'd
be holding it up.

Speaker 8 (01:11:53):
Well, they'd have the balloons and the van would pull up.

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
Don't catch the check.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
We're in the rally out of Parts Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
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Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Josh, thank you, thank you very much. Welcome back to
the ol'reilly Auto Port Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee is the siloc Insurre. It's news sent her.
There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Hooker, There's Josh Arnold. And
I'd like to share something that made me laugh out loud.
Yesterday during a serious time ash Cosby. Hey, I'm chick Tom,

(01:12:38):
Josh has something to share.

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
I got into Uh. I guess you would call this
doom scrolling. Maybe it was an aggregate news site and
I was just scrolling the headlines, right, and you know,
unhappiness problems. My blood started to boil on a few things,
and I was also getting bummed out and kind of upset,

(01:13:01):
and then this story popped up in the middle of
all of it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
This is the headline, Josh Dumel shares he underwent cataract.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Surgery, and I laughed out loud, like, how is this?
It was the President has landed in England. However it
was Josh Dumel.

Speaker 9 (01:13:29):
And it was like in the way that he shares
he underwent, Oh, thank goodness, he's confessing and letting us,
letting this. And I don't blame Josh Dumel. It was
probably something that just came up.

Speaker 8 (01:13:41):
Is probably sent out something he was talking.

Speaker 9 (01:13:43):
About, a new show or something. Oh yeah, by the way,
I got cataract surgery, and they chose that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
Maybe the editor of whatever that that site goes, Okay,
this is just relentlessly depressing. You know, We've got this
and this and his death and nothing's going right.

Speaker 9 (01:13:58):
Not even Josh Mel had a new show out like
that would be a better headline than well, good good
luck to him. Yeah, yeah, we're all on your side.

Speaker 10 (01:14:08):
John.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
Okay, have we gotten a hold of the skips stone
guy yet?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:14:12):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:14:13):
Once again from the Commonwealth of Kentucky, it was that
Jonathan Jennings won the International Stone skipping competition.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
I like to get you should be able to know
there must be a formula where we can figure out
how how long we have to tell Tom that we're
trying to work on something, and then we decide we
just can't get it done, and then you're gonna go.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
To me on this one. Okay, that's fine, Go go ahead.
I want to urge everyone to enter our contest. Go
to bobintom dot com slash contest. What am I talking about?
I'm talking about picking those uh making those pigskin picks
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you who won this week in just a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
But first I found it was William Falkqwalter. I think
it was or Cock Robin William William Cock Robin William
Cock Robin's great band.

Speaker 6 (01:15:08):
No, the winner is mister Paul Sugars.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
Oh sweet.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
Wins himself a five hundred dollars gift card to Steven
Singer Jewelers. We're going to talk with mister Sugars.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Oh, it's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
I played soccer with a kid named Paul Sowers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Really yeah, get them together, Yes, Sweden. You really had
me going there first, and I thought you were going
to say something interested that is true, And Paul Sowers
did one. He was always kind of catact. He was
always kind of what my dad was the.

Speaker 9 (01:15:42):
Coach of the team, ex drill sergeant, so he was
he was sort of that way with us, and Paul
Sowers was acting up.

Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
He wasn't listening.

Speaker 9 (01:15:50):
So my dad said, run three laps, and Paul Sowers
thought it would be funny to run those three laps backwards,
and oh boy, he was looking very silly, running in
a silly backwards way. And my dad let him finish.
And then he said, Paul, because you did that, Now,
everybody run five laps all.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
But your dad let him finish. Yes, yeah, that's what
I always thought was brilliant. I'm gonna let him do it.
Oh all the whole thing is brilliant. And then he's
got that coach math.

Speaker 9 (01:16:19):
Yeah, you know, he did three D and five what
and now every and then that army math of one
guy screws up.

Speaker 6 (01:16:25):
You're all works.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
Or I like to say to anyone out there who's
ever worked with a trainer, you go to your fitness
place and the trainer can't count. Yeah, that's why trainers
did not make good cashiers. It would be here's your change,
one one one one A Hey, if you had a
no rep. You had a no rep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Oh well that's great.

Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
Anyway, we'll talk with Paul tomorrow. Our first winter.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
He was the only person of all of our entrants
to get all of the games. Right.

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
Wow, So congratulates. He lives in a place called Jeffersonville, Indiana.
Can gratulations going out to Paul across the border there. Yeah,
we'll look forward to talking to him as much as
we're looking forward to talking to Jonathan Jennings, the winner
of the International Stone Skipping coming.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
We have. I'm sure someone listening knows him. He has
passed away. Yeah, we just he makes still be he
he he's a rock star.

Speaker 9 (01:17:20):
He's I guess, I guess by definition done rock similar.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Yeah, and then he feels like he has to explain
Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
Should we get right to this publisher's clearing house debacle?

Speaker 8 (01:17:34):
Sure, Tom, hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
Those were always kind of exciting to see people opening
their door and like a road.

Speaker 8 (01:17:39):
Yeah, remember those original Publishers clearinghouse giveaways? A surprise knock
on the doors. Josh just mentioned. Winners had no warning
that the prize patrol would show up at their home
with cameras, a giant Jack Roses champagne balloons.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
You kids, shut up.

Speaker 8 (01:17:57):
Hello, of course, was to capture that raw, emotional, oh
my god reaction to this big check. Well, don't cash
that check. Amid Publisher's clearing house ongoing bankruptcy process, most
of its winners are now facing an end to the
forever money that they were once promised after filing for

(01:18:18):
Chapter eleven bankruptcy in April. The company that acquired Publishers
clearing House is not responsible to pay out the prizes
issued prior to July fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
I thought we was getting prize money until the rapture. Mama,
Oh the hell that you see a little guy fight guy?

(01:18:53):
What the hell are you doing? Mama? This is these
people are screwed.

Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
They are so you win this thing, they say, Oh,
I guess this is why a lot of people when
they win the lottery, they go, I want the money now,
just in case some anomaly would occur.

Speaker 9 (01:19:14):
So they they were promised this money and now they're
saying they don't have it. Yep, they should have called
it publishers social security.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
You can just gotta start killing old people or or
a birth in some babies. Do well, Now you can
retire when you're eighty. It's all going to work out.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
That deal may have been new, but.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
I guess we're clearing house because we're moving out till
the landlord. Yes, the check is coming to you from
publishers clearing house? Was that?

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
Was that the Ed mcmahone. I'm trying to remember.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I think so right my mind.

Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
It is, but I feel like somebody told us, actually
it was that was a Mandela effect type thing where
he did some other one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Oh, Nelson Mandelen.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
Uh, yeah, I'll have to I'll have to look into it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
I thought it was.

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
I thought that was Ed McMahon. I thought so too.
And was that the first place where they had the
giant checks?

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
First place I remember seeing. Yeah, unless it was on
like a game show, do you guys take a show?
Probably predates that commercially. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
Have you guys ever had been lucky enough to cut
a ribbon with giant scissors?

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Yes? Oh I've never done that.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
Oh, we gotta get you on it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
Yeah, we gotta get no evidence that McMahon ever, worked
for Publisher's clearing House, which was, however, a spokesperson for
American Family Publishers AH. In old television commercials, the word
Publishers appeared much smaller than American Family.

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
Isn't that weird?

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
Perhaps because, and this is according to Snopes, the company
knew that so many American households had confused the two brands,
believing that McMahon worked for the petition.

Speaker 9 (01:21:00):
I would think ninety percent of people would say, yeah,
the Publisher's Clearing I thought.

Speaker 8 (01:21:05):
It was, And it's right. They're calling this the Mandela.

Speaker 6 (01:21:08):
Effect, and that is just what it explained to me.
But exactly what that means, again is.

Speaker 9 (01:21:15):
A memory that is widely shared in the culture that
actually didn't happen. And it started because many people remembered
watching on television the funeral of Nelson Mandela in a
certain year and he was still very much alive.

Speaker 8 (01:21:30):
Yeah, it was in the nineteen eighties and he didn't
die until twenty thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:21:34):
So for the biggest one for me is Berenstein Bears.
The same thing I would have sworn it was Berenstein Bears,
but it's actually Barren Stain Bears. There's an A and
not an E in there, and so many other people
have the memory of looking at a barn Stain book
but seeing Berenstein Man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Oh cool. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
In any event, I hope you didn't. I hope he
didn't count on the checks from the publisher's clearinghouse because
they're not coming.

Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
Luke, I am your father is also a Mandela effect.
That's actually not sad.

Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
Isn't the Humphrey Bogart one?

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
He doesn't or whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:22:10):
Play it Sam, you played it for her, you can
play it for me or something closer than that. Interesting
stuff coming up. We have a fire festival update of
all things. We have a Donkey's in the news Older
adults and STDs. Yikes. Oh, we'll find out about that.
And can we come back with this story about the

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robbery of this boat in Orlando. This is amazing restaurant.
Wait till you here the way this thing was pulled off.
We are in the Olly Auto Part Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
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Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Welcome, back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance news stick. There's Pat Godway, Hey,
Chick County New. There's jefsh Hooker. Hi, there's josh Arne
either Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'reile
Auto Parts studios. And what have we done this second
day in a row? Tom?

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
I look around, guy, I see you. Look at that
handsome man over there. We've been joined by comedian Greg Got.
He's got a nice clean shirt on around. Come on, man,
I didn't know you were still around.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
It's good to study, right. You're talking about sneezes, man. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:23:32):
You know when someone claims they have allergies, you know
that's one hundred percent pneumonia. Right, Okay, every time you
know a guy sneeze. You ever heard somebody sneeze and
you think, man, you need to rewrite that. It's real loud.
I think you can control your sneeze. I'm not buying
that it's involuntary, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Are you with me? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
But I like mine to. I really like to let
it all out.

Speaker 13 (01:23:52):
Okay, but not on an airplane, not in public. Sure
if I hear if a guy hurts my ears. I
want to tell him rewrite that sna.

Speaker 8 (01:24:02):
To curse when he would sneeze.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
My dad would give me an example.

Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
I can't.

Speaker 16 (01:24:10):
I can't say mine, but mine.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
It's like multiple curses.

Speaker 16 (01:24:13):
Afterwards, my kids know that that's mom sneeze, sneeze and then.

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
Is it the same words in the same order each time?
I can, yes, can just do it by letters. Just
let me see if I can figure it out.

Speaker 16 (01:24:24):
It's it's I could say the first one son of
aka the sh ah okay, so it's really fast.

Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
It's like I know a guy every time he sneezed,
he would go it would start with holy yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:24:40):
My dad literally while he was sneezing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Would say the exactly that's what this guy did too.

Speaker 8 (01:24:45):
Yeah yeah. I mean it wasn't a sneeze, you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Know, but it wasn't for effect. It was I think
it probably helped him. I don't know he was trying
to make you laugh, wasn't he.

Speaker 8 (01:24:52):
No, he just that's how he sneezed.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Oh yeah, Like if he was out on what your
father worked in the woods a lot, Yes, he was
in an environmental uh scientist, you know, would he do
that out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
In the woods.

Speaker 8 (01:25:03):
Yeah, he did it all the time, no matter where
he was.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
I noticed recently, I've been in a little bit of
discomfort and I'll find myself alone at my house doing
something like oh dah. Yeah, so I think that I
don't know what it is. But yeah, I'm not expecting
anyone to hear me.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
That's just you're letting it out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
If I've got a particular thing, and I do, I
do have a very loud sneeze. But I'm with Josh.
You've got to get rid.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Of all of that stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
Yeah, you're supposed to, but like Greg said, I'm not
doing that. In line for a coffee, you.

Speaker 13 (01:25:38):
Were talking about the gas pass situation too, right, it
was great combined both huge knees, blow out, fall down.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
That is the best. You implode. The ladies love it
if you can kick your shoes off too.

Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
We're joined by comedian Greg Con. Mister han is on
the road, Greg Con tonight, No, not tonight, November second, rescheduled.
Oh that's why you're here, the schedule. So this sheet
I have for the second time today, I've got the
wrong information. Well, this is isn't on you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
That's that We rescheduled.

Speaker 8 (01:26:12):
Yeah, so who'd you get kicked off for?

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
No, No, I don't know who it is. I know what's
going on. We'll sell a ton of tickets.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
How about the weekend that's still going?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Oh yeah, baby, I think yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
Okay, so starting tomorrow evening you'll be at the caravan
in Louisville with Willie Gee's. So that's going. That's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Yeah, on a second, I got to cross this out.

Speaker 6 (01:26:29):
Okay, good, Hey, there we go. Okay, now already and
then more great dates coming up, which we'll get to eventually. Okay, Christy,
do you want to do the story about this?

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
This thing in Orlando? This is amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
In Florida, they're searching for a man cladden scuba gear
who robbed a restaurant at Disney Springs. WFTV reports the
guys swam up to the Battlefish restaurant shortly after midnight Monday.
A report by Orange County Deputies indicated the man found
a place to store his wet suit and sk gear
before walking into the manager's office and stealing between ten

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and twenty thousand dollars after leaving, which, by the way,
if you've not been to Disney Springs. The paddle Fish
restaurant is like an old steamboat. It looks like it's
a steamboat.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
It's it used to be called the Empress Lily. Yes,
and it's fake. I mean it's but it looks like
a giant steamboat.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
But isn't that a pond?

Speaker 8 (01:27:23):
It is a pond. The man donned his scuba gear
jump back into the pond. The investigation is ongoing, and
according to police, two the men forced two employees to
go to the corner of the room and told them
to close their eyes. The man it was just one man.
Close their eyes. You better close your eyes.

Speaker 6 (01:27:40):
It's better than having a machine gun.

Speaker 8 (01:27:45):
It doesn't say that he had a weapon. Sour's is
familiar with the investigation. Said. He then tied the employees up.
The employees said he left within two minutes. They called
nine to one one after freeing themselves. Neither were hurt.
Restaurant opened as normal to guests at noon on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
So man, but he got away with scuba gear. So
he gets back in the pond. Where does he swim?

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
He swam to a spot and got out. Because Disney
Springs is the old it's the shopping area right, So
there are plenty of public you know, access points. It's
not like in a park.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
But it's a tiny little lake though.

Speaker 9 (01:28:24):
But did he come out of the pond rob and
then go back in the pond?

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Yes? This is like James Bond, right, I say, he
gets away with it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:32):
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
At least give it to him, right, Yeah, I say,
Disney probably owns the rights to the story. But what
a weird bizarre thing.

Speaker 8 (01:28:42):
No weapon, that's say other weapon.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
They're calling him dB Scuba.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
That's a dB Cooper joke, right it scuba?

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
See dB Cooper? You see kept thought of an airplane?

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
And and but uh played by Treat Williams. Yes, I
can't figure out how because I've been to that place
a dozen times. I can't figure out how he got away.
And wouldn't you it's pitch black art.

Speaker 8 (01:29:12):
Well, it's after midnight. He could have gotten.

Speaker 6 (01:29:14):
Away once he gets back in the water. Doesn't he
have to have a light?

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Maybe away?

Speaker 8 (01:29:20):
Maybe I had a light on his suit. You don't know't
you wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
You see from the surface? Could you see the light going?

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
I don't know how many.

Speaker 8 (01:29:27):
People are around Disney Springs at midnight.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:29:30):
But and even if you could see the like, what
are you gonna do? Yeah, those people walk outside, go
that guy just robbed us.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I don't know how there he goes. I don't know
how he got how he robbed? Anybody? Give me ten
thousand dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Yeah, you're right, he's weaponless. Well going on, We don't know.
You know, like you was Goofy the what night Watchman?

Speaker 8 (01:29:51):
But if you saw a light in the pond, wouldn't
you think, oh, they're doing something.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
I I would think bell, yeah, oh very good. You'd
start a plot. And aren't those it's full of gators.

Speaker 8 (01:30:02):
Skaters sleep.

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
We're not saying he didn't take risks, but I'm saying
give him the money. Yeah, where the hell was Aquamant?

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
This is job? That's a that's a that's a wrong franchise. Sorry,
that would have been would have been really embarrassing if
Aquamanted had solved this crime. I don't have an underwater
guy on Marvel, do they? Oh, submarine? I think sub mariners.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
Okay, I always gone a submarine or me too, So
what's correct is that sub mariner.

Speaker 9 (01:30:32):
Or a submarine mariner? But I totally get why you
say submariner. Okay, I used to call my pitch the submariner.
Did you ever throw a submariner?

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
You mean the yeah, submarine?

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
A submarine pitch?

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Or was a picture for the pirates who used to
exactly right, well done, Tom? What was going on?

Speaker 6 (01:30:58):
Yes, I'm we're talking obscure picture.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
A well known San Francisco chef has been arrested accused
of robbing three banks in a single day.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
You'd better have a weapon.

Speaker 8 (01:31:07):
Valentino Luchen was identified as a suspect in a trio
of bank robberies in the centies.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
The Romantic Robbery. I'm Valentino.

Speaker 8 (01:31:17):
The sixty two year old was formerly the executive chef
at Rose Pistola in North Beach, as well as the
executive chef and owner of a restaurant called Otavio, before
he was left in dire financial straits. He now faces
multiple charges of robbery and attempted robbery. Back in twenty eighteen,
he was arrested in Orlando on suspicion of robbing at

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least eighteen thousand dollars from a city bank.

Speaker 6 (01:31:41):
Sky likes It.

Speaker 8 (01:31:42):
He pleaded no contest to one count of second degree
robbery and was sentenced to just one year in county
jail in three years of probation.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
I love it. I love it to steal.

Speaker 8 (01:31:51):
It must have worked if you tried it again.

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
Apparently they've got him on camera robbing three banks in
the same day.

Speaker 8 (01:31:58):
Wow, I look.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Good, chick.

Speaker 8 (01:32:00):
What do you always say about bank robberies? If you
get away there?

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Yeah, there's a documentary if you if you rob one
bank one time and never rob an out of the
odds you'll get away with are astounding. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:32:10):
Yeah, well this guy he messed up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
But when you do it again eventually evidently, yeah, but
I bet that.

Speaker 16 (01:32:18):
Yeah, but if that, but if you you're robbing the
second bank, everybody's looking for the guy who robbed the
first bank.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
They're not paying attention to the second and the third bank.
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
But you could also get shot.

Speaker 8 (01:32:31):
Or be rich.

Speaker 6 (01:32:33):
I don't know, but it's so. I guess this guy's
like a really well known chef.

Speaker 8 (01:32:38):
Well and he's sixty two. Yeah, he should know better, right.

Speaker 6 (01:32:44):
I guess when he said to the clerk at the bank,
give me all your money, he was pissed until until
she said yes, chef.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, that was a delicate, delicate comment.

Speaker 8 (01:32:59):
If you watch a bear, that's all they say in
the Bear, you say.

Speaker 9 (01:33:02):
Yes, chef, No, I don't. I'm making a meat sandwich.
You pretentious able.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Josh is not a fan of the bear.

Speaker 9 (01:33:13):
But you know what, you know what hurts me about it?
What I really thought I was gonna love it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
I'm in the same that's really so.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
I was more disappointed. I bailed on it.

Speaker 8 (01:33:23):
First, everyone did bail on it, and that was bailed to.
There was a big story yesterday, I think in the
Wallstreet Journal about they've there's never been a show that
won so many Emmys one year and then nothing when.

Speaker 6 (01:33:34):
They I bailed when they had the kids party and
the guy put here, but the when I was in
the first sleeping pills and then this.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Is standard sitcom. If someone did that, they'd be in jail.
So stupid. But yes, chef, okay, good, I'll see the
guys hate I think hooker.

Speaker 6 (01:33:55):
Your point, this hooker is a good one, which is
this guy's an old man. Yeah, I mean he can
three things the same day while taking a nap. I
get tired, just party for my nap, right? Do you
like fancy restaurants?

Speaker 13 (01:34:08):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
They're fine, you know, yeah, they're good.

Speaker 10 (01:34:11):
We'll just them.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
Let's just say you're on a date, Yeah, with a
beautiful young lady. It's okay, it's your first date, all right.
You take it to a really fancy restaurant. Now do
you act like a gentleman?

Speaker 13 (01:34:21):
What happens is the waiter will come up and say, careful,
the plate is hot.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
I say, so is my date. But I'm gonna touch her. Wow.
Now do you do you? Do you read the menu
to her? Or do you?

Speaker 6 (01:34:33):
How does that work?

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
Do the ordering for her?

Speaker 7 (01:34:35):
You know that?

Speaker 13 (01:34:36):
Right? I get myself out of the way first, I'll
say I'll take the filet lobster tail nice below and
for the lady, hot dog, small milk.

Speaker 9 (01:34:45):
Now, Greg, I wanted to know. I was actually asking
you a question, not trying to make clown boy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
No, no, no, no, okay. If I say, if I say,
how are you, I don't care. I want crown Boy.
And by the way, Greg, I like the original. I
like the original. She'll have the hot dog?

Speaker 13 (01:35:03):
Yeah, yeah, definitely right right right right that stage, that's
your stairway to heavens.

Speaker 6 (01:35:12):
That in the break up one about texting, I love
that one too. That's that's comedian. Greg Han will not
be where he was going to be then, but tonight
he'll be nowhere. Tomorrow he'll be in the evening at
the Caravan in Louisville with Willie g that you'll be
there on weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
You're enjoying this. You must really love this show. And
if you enjoy the show, you have good taste. Yes,
and good taste lends itself to knowing quality food. Greg,
you mentioned hot dogs for your date. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 9 (01:35:42):
If you ordered her one of those big Deli style
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Speaker 8 (01:35:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Yeah, nine doesn't work.

Speaker 9 (01:35:54):
That means there will be no complaints. Yeah, there'll be nil.
What was I going for?

Speaker 10 (01:36:00):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
No?

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(01:38:00):
I haven't seen she hasn't come to see me in years. Well,
we are in the rally out of Parts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee,
Jess Hooker, Charles Oh, I got the Charles that can't
be good? That was never good. There's Josh Arnold. Hello
Ace Cosby. I am Chick. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee.

(01:38:31):
We have a guest in the studio once again, a
rebound guest. Yeah, I'm hopped up on throw biotics healthy. Hey,
pat made socks by the way. Darn uh wow, I
stand back. Comy is coming just as the flow is

(01:38:53):
the flow over? Dare I step in? We were we wereking? Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:38:59):
Greg con will be working with with Patty g. Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Is the place, the Meyer Theater November first, So it's
just around the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
What are we gonna play up? There were gonna play
voices in my head? What do we get?

Speaker 17 (01:39:11):
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
That's a good one to close. Okay, yeah, are you
do one with you?

Speaker 17 (01:39:15):
Do you do one?

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
We're doing something together? Right, very thanks? So, yeah, it's
gonna be drums.

Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
Oh you're playing drums?

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Yeah? Oh are you gonna bring that guitar?

Speaker 17 (01:39:23):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Yeah, let's shoot the guitar at this time? Has a
rock and drama Oh yeah yeah, working on my solo.

Speaker 6 (01:39:30):
I see we have Christy Lea can see here. She's
right there and she is at the Silac Insurance News.
Just what's happening?

Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
A new survey reveals howse seniors really feel about sex. Okay,
according to a pair of polls conducted by Date My Age,
a poll of adults aged fifty and older.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
So this is like a date my age, I assume
is a like Internet dating for the elderly.

Speaker 8 (01:39:56):
I've never heard of date my age, but I'm sure that's.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
I'm assuming it's I think, yes, you wouldn't know.

Speaker 8 (01:40:02):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Yeah, yeah, I've never heard it. I don't like it.

Speaker 6 (01:40:06):
I don't care for it.

Speaker 8 (01:40:07):
It's aged fifty and.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Over fifty and old.

Speaker 8 (01:40:10):
That's not old people.

Speaker 9 (01:40:12):
I'm actually actually I don't mean to correct you at all,
but on the website I'm on it now, it says
meet forty five plus single.

Speaker 8 (01:40:19):
Oh there you are forty five. See.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
And this is what's happening in our world. It's this
this whole senior discount thing. Yeah, we need some federal
legislation to establish what a senior is because I do
not like going to a movie and having the clerk go,
would you like the senior discount?

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Of course?

Speaker 6 (01:40:38):
Not look at me.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
I'm a healthy man. I'm in my pride when you
take the two bucks off, I'm with.

Speaker 7 (01:40:44):
You on that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Yeah, you don't like you.

Speaker 8 (01:40:48):
Don't you don't take it?

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Even that's correct, even two bucks golden corral.

Speaker 8 (01:40:56):
Man girls love it.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
So I did a little bit of research on this
bial way, I haven't even finished.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
I know this is this is? How are they forty five?

Speaker 7 (01:41:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:41:08):
On a side note, the senior discount varies dramatically from
now they're giving you AARP when you're twenty five. You
get that magazine in the mail.

Speaker 8 (01:41:19):
Yeah, magazine, you know, don't knock that. They've got some
good articles. Yes, Jamie Lee Curtis one, and the current
one is very you know she's a senior.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
She's over fifty. At least she's talking about being born
with a age.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Oh my god, I had to make the decision.

Speaker 8 (01:41:34):
More than half of Hermond is what I heard said.
Their sex life is more fulfilling now than it was
when they were younger.

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
You think they played the psycho theme when they cut
off her.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
Did we move on? Christy's was totis. She's trying to
read the story, said, if you haven't heard Josh Tony Curtis,
you haven't lived.

Speaker 6 (01:41:56):
Tony Curtis apparently with a cold.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
That's good.

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
Ontas fifty of those surveyed have been told they're too
old for new experiences.

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
Well that's not true.

Speaker 8 (01:42:07):
Seventy percent said society underestimates them because of their age.
Forty five percent, so they do not let detractors get
in the way of their good time.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
Good for you.

Speaker 8 (01:42:17):
Go to the villages. See there's a lot going on
down there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Sex Yeah, telling you this side of heaven or some
kind of heaven. And that documentary about the villages is fascinating,
eye opening, Oh wonderful.

Speaker 6 (01:42:30):
And this is the elderly or getting it on.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Oh there's a there's a lothario, if you will, lives
in a van in the parking lots and he goes
from uh, lady to lady to lady up in the villages,
an entire community.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:42:43):
You ever had like a you ever bumped your shin
and you get infection and they can put you on
like doxy cycling, and then you're like, oh, man, I
could have caught syphilis.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:42:52):
I say that all the time, don't you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Josh, where is that what you're telling?

Speaker 14 (01:43:00):
People saying, that's what you're telling I'm saying, that's the
same medication. Well I know, Well you can look it up,
what's stocks what's it used for it, and then you
can read your medication.

Speaker 8 (01:43:11):
Is that all the symphisis or just the tertiary Speaking
of which sexually transmitted infections are skyrocketing among adults over
the age of sixty five, according to JUST Health experts.
Some factors contributing to the rise of st i s
or STDs are a lack of knowledge, older people are
staying sexually active later in life, availability of new sex partners,

(01:43:36):
a gender imbalance. Ladies go there all these fairies, so
older measure. Okay, Older men are having multiple females partners.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
So there are more women than men, is that course, yes?

Speaker 6 (01:43:54):
And they're also they have viagra, right, that's.

Speaker 15 (01:43:56):
That's what I think.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
There's a lot of sex drugs you can take right now,
it works, you can Oh what the hell is this like?

Speaker 8 (01:44:02):
And of course low condom use.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Well, it's not like. It's not like Grandma's going to
kick out another baby according to arthritis. Yeah, I'm harder
than folding a fitted sheet.

Speaker 8 (01:44:14):
According to the CDC, oldermen.

Speaker 6 (01:44:17):
That deserves to be savored.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
I'm sheet pretty well gone. Sound I like the older one.

Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
I'm harder than Chinese arithmetic, implying somehow that math would
be more difficult. I guess if you don't read Mandarin,
older men.

Speaker 8 (01:44:36):
Are seven times high. They have a seven times the rate.
Let's try that they're on the side of the data.
Older men had seven times the rate of gonorrhea and
ten times the rate of syphilis compared with women. Between
twenty ten and twenty twenty three, chlamydia cases among seniors
more than tripled, Gonorrhea increased by six hundred percent, syphilis

(01:45:00):
a staggering one thousand per VD. Yeah wow, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
Older men have seven times the rate of gonorrhea.

Speaker 8 (01:45:09):
Yep, and women ten times.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Well, what are they? How are they?

Speaker 6 (01:45:14):
Maybe they're more anti symptomatic, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
Maybe nobody carriers.

Speaker 6 (01:45:18):
Yeah, maybe nobody wants to teach grandpa how to put
a condom on a banana, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
Tell But how are they catching? Why aren't the women
catching the gonohea?

Speaker 8 (01:45:27):
Because their men are having multiple female sex partners, so
they have a chance of catching something a lot greater
than a woman because she's not sleeping around.

Speaker 6 (01:45:35):
Is okay, weird?

Speaker 8 (01:45:37):
But yeah, so even in old age, women are better
than me, exactly, Thank you for finally.

Speaker 6 (01:45:43):
Really, Maybe the guys that there's these guys are so
old they figure, Hey, if I get syphlis and go blind,
I can't see anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Ready.

Speaker 6 (01:45:50):
In fact, in fact, I'll be less picky. You don't
hear about seeing your pregnancies going up? Now, do you
think that's a factor.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
He is the oldest woman to give like sixty something.

Speaker 8 (01:46:03):
Yeah, but I don't know if it was natural they
were just using the womb.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:46:09):
I would imagine what you would it be like fifty ish?

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
Uh there?

Speaker 7 (01:46:14):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
So let me get this straight. So when babies are born,
a female baby, yeah, they at that point, that little baby,
that's all the eggs you'll ever have. That's right, yes, yes, yeah,
think about that and will continue to produce sperm, right, yes,
I just did. Right now, you're making them right now.
Well then, I mean it's being absorbed by my body

(01:46:37):
and giving you an essence of men manly, manly, my
skin creamy. This is because you've had a piseective Yes exactly,
That's what they told me. Anyway, Yeah, every now and
then I get it running nose though I don't know
what that's about. It finally builds out here.

Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
Apparently the oldest age for someone to conceive naturally and
give birth was a Dawn Brook, who was fifty nine
when she consist her son fifty.

Speaker 6 (01:47:06):
Go ahead, Josh, No, I'm the questions I have are
not to be asked.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Okay, because I saw Charlie Chaplin's son yesterday on Instagram
and he's like sixty three. Charlie was seventy two when
he was born. Okay, Wow, I'm looking at you, Tom,
I'm looking right at you. But she must have been.

Speaker 6 (01:47:23):
Yeah, probably yeah, yeah right whatever. Her name was Una
Una oh oh n am.

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (01:47:31):
It's a bronces Una or Onna, it's Una.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:47:34):
I think if you're healthy, I mean I think I
could carry a kid. I don't think I can. I
mean obviously don't have any eggs left, but I could
probably physical Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
We were born, we were both here with her when
she had both kids. Do you think want Chrissy to
get pregnant again? Erica?

Speaker 16 (01:47:50):
Great?

Speaker 7 (01:47:52):
She?

Speaker 6 (01:47:52):
How were your pregnancy yea emotionally taxing?

Speaker 8 (01:47:57):
I thought they were great?

Speaker 6 (01:47:58):
Yes, all right, No, workers was saying you were.

Speaker 8 (01:48:01):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
See that's her.

Speaker 17 (01:48:09):
I'm with you.

Speaker 8 (01:48:09):
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Do you still have the U the I don't cast
or whatever? Somebody took plaster.

Speaker 8 (01:48:17):
We did a plaster of Paris cast to my stomach.
Didn't we do yours? Too, did we I thought we
did your stomach as well.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
Jake got pregnant.

Speaker 8 (01:48:25):
That's yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:48:28):
Lots of per minutes. It was on sixty minutes, me
and Ed Bradley.

Speaker 8 (01:48:33):
I dig that, your ring man, we've got another polar.

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Bradley was the father. I'm not saying. Now we got
two controversies. Well you can get free college. Oh oh boy.

Speaker 8 (01:48:48):
The survey of two thousand adults found nearly half of
Americans lee it would leave their romantic partner for one
million dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:48:56):
Wow, after taxes. I'm sorry, what the percentage, Chris?

Speaker 8 (01:49:00):
It's actually forty five percent. It's nearly half.

Speaker 11 (01:49:03):
How long though?

Speaker 8 (01:49:05):
Forever?

Speaker 16 (01:49:05):
I guess if there's a time stamp, you've come back
around in a couple of years.

Speaker 6 (01:49:09):
Wait a minute, So someone says to you, I'm going
to give you a million dollars and you have to
break off your relationship.

Speaker 8 (01:49:14):
Yeap for American said they would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
I bet, I bet forty four percent would do it
for fifty bucks my amount. I was going to say,
I'll do it for five hundred thousand.

Speaker 8 (01:49:29):
Sixty would give up technology and live off the grid
for dollars or a.

Speaker 6 (01:49:35):
Million bucks on me. I mean, I'm already.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
Yeah, I don't even know what television is, cooks, books, books, books, books, books,
What do you tell us? Tell us you ever said yourself?
You know something?

Speaker 6 (01:49:49):
I can't wait to not go into work.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
It's bound valid already.

Speaker 6 (01:49:56):
I would be offended if it weren't coming from lesser mind.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
That's my joke. Your ears as off the grid, I
guess as many of us. I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:50:07):
Yeah, maybe maybe I'm still plenty on and I don't fight.
I mean, come on, we're all on the grid. It's
not of course, you're on the grid more than.

Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
You have any If you get a million bucks, first
here to do is go buy a bunch of electronics stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:50:21):
No, no, not me, man, what are you getting with
your million?

Speaker 9 (01:50:25):
I'm getting a house, a sort of a secluded house
of pancakes.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
Pancakes. Sorry, good note once again, remember if Josh has
a million dollars, he's gone to buy a house of pancakes.
There was that is too funny to be made. Couldn't
be getting out. I couldn't get it up. The minute
I thought of it. I could see how overjoyed he was.

(01:50:58):
He's still over joy I can't believe somehow manifest the
team of Tom's to walk in and carry that Tom
out on their shoulder. The little pause there ANDed it. Sorry,
I'm sorry. If you had a million dollars, you'd buy
a new house. Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:51:15):
I think there's a.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Fat person out there that has been severely disappointed when
they went to their first house of pancakes. Well, this
is just bricking more. Hell, you're really gonna hit the crabs.
The gingerbread house was made of gingerbread. This is fraud.

Speaker 6 (01:51:36):
Okay, I've lost my playoffs. When we come back, can
we get we get.

Speaker 8 (01:51:39):
Some more of these stats and we'll have your history lessons.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:51:43):
And we also we have a surprise guest coming up. Yes, oh,
I'm so excited. Also, we have Greg Han with us here.
By the way, mister Han will be at the Caravan
Great Club. I was just down there Louisville, Kentucky with
Willie g that's Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Mister Han is
the best. Oh, I gotta get my breath back. We've
been talking a lot about annuities here in the Bob

(01:52:03):
and Tom Show. I didn't know much about it. In fact,
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(01:52:24):
browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What
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Speaker 6 (01:52:37):
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Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance News desk. I Jick,
Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Charnold. Hey, Ace Cosby. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick, Hello Tom.

Speaker 6 (01:53:59):
Hello, Chick McGee. We have a guest in the studio.
He is a comedian, Greg Han, one of my favorites
so we're joined by a surprise. Guess wait a minute,
we forgot to say hi to Pat Gotlin. Oh hi chick,
I'm way back here.

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
How you're there?

Speaker 6 (01:54:14):
We should explain my fault. I'm humbly explain the layout.
We have a Patty g looking super skinny by the ways,
Patty g Uh trainer for the last couple of Monthea
in the other room there, but we can see him
through the glass on the big screen TV. And I
believe we have a guest joining us on the telephone.
We have a mister John Jennings Joinings.

Speaker 1 (01:54:38):
Is that right?

Speaker 10 (01:54:39):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
John?

Speaker 6 (01:54:39):
Can I call you John? Or do you let to
go with Jonathan?

Speaker 7 (01:54:43):
John's fine, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
And so we got the.

Speaker 6 (01:54:46):
Story off the international news wire that you won the
World Stone Skipping Championships. It was in Scotland, Is that correct?

Speaker 7 (01:54:54):
Yeah, so actually won the World Stone Skimming Championships. So
in Europe they do skimming with is based off distance,
and in America they do skipping, which is based off
the number of sticks.

Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
And we we kind of got into that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:07):
We sort of talked about that because in the Elton
John song Crocodile Rock, he talks about skimming stones so
that that is that is a fine point. So now
it said you did it like what five hundred eighty
feet is that one throw?

Speaker 7 (01:55:24):
That's my cumulative throw between three stones?

Speaker 6 (01:55:28):
Okay, I see less impressive. Less impressive?

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Yeah yeah, sorry, far far less impressive. So John, this
is pretty cool. So you went over to Scotland to
do this? When did this event take place?

Speaker 7 (01:55:45):
So this event actually happened last Saturday? So was that
September of the sixth? I think, Wow, it's been such
a whirlwind of emotion to it. I don't even know
what day today is.

Speaker 1 (01:55:57):
I can imagine all the talk shows.

Speaker 6 (01:56:00):
Did you so you?

Speaker 7 (01:56:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
Do you practice this a lot? And when you do?

Speaker 6 (01:56:05):
I know there was a controversy because people apparently were
altering the stones. Do you practice where you live in Kentucky?

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (01:56:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:56:13):
So I actually grew up on a creek out in
a little town called Grafenburg, Kentucky, and that's still where
I skipped stone to this day. My grandparents left near
their house, and so the same creek that I learned
on is still where I go out and practice stone skipping.
I tried to get out there two or three days
a week during the season. Stone skipping season starts fourth
of July weekend and then continues on to the third

(01:56:36):
week of September.

Speaker 6 (01:56:37):
There's this season.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
I'm familiar with that spot, isn't It's hard It's hard
to find.

Speaker 6 (01:56:47):
There's a Grafenburg, Kentucky. Really yeah, I've heard of it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:56:51):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 7 (01:56:52):
It's right beside Pleasureville.

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
Yeah yeah, all right, we'll do well.

Speaker 6 (01:56:59):
John, congratulations. Are you also good at skipping stones or
just skimming?

Speaker 7 (01:57:05):
Oh? Yeah, so I'm actually currently the Great Southern Stone
Skipping Champion as well. Wow, one huh down in Little Rock, Arkansas.
I won a contest down there, and I'm going to Bennington,
Vermont this weekend to see if i can't take on
the North Stone Skipping Championship as well and Lake Perrin.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
There are there monetary rewards? Do you have endorsement deals
and things and sponsors and.

Speaker 7 (01:57:32):
Well, I'm actually currently wearing my Shady Ray sunglasses right
now set in the office.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
Shady Ray got an office, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:57:41):
Yeah, Shady Ray Sunglasses used code Green Giant checkout. You
get thirty percent off.

Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (01:57:48):
So how many competitions do you have during the season?

Speaker 7 (01:57:53):
So there's five big ones in America and have those
five big ones. I've won two of them and I
started one of them. So we actually do a contest
in Kentucky called the Kentucky Stone Skipping Invitational that we've
been trying to grow and push that event, and this
year was our second year doing it, and next year
it be our third year. And we're actually recognized by

(01:58:14):
the National Stone Skipping Association out in Mackinall Island, which
is the longest running stone skipping contest in the world.

Speaker 10 (01:58:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:21):
I mentioned that earlier, the one that's the one I
was familiar with because I used to live right up there.
That's exciting, it's amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:58:29):
So once again our guest Jonathan Jennings, the world's winner
of the stone skimming competition but also a stone skipper.
Are which one are you better at?

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
By the way, Jonathan, I I think I do pretty
good at both of them.

Speaker 7 (01:58:44):
I'm one of the only people that I know that
have won both contests. I think me and maybe the
world record holder Kurt Steiner, are the only people that
have won stone skipping and stone skimming contest.

Speaker 1 (01:58:57):
Is Kurt still active?

Speaker 7 (01:59:00):
Yeah, Yeah, he'll probably be there at Bennington, Vermont this weekend.
So if you want to come meet the World championship,
come out to wake Perrin and say hi to him.
He's a great guy. He became a dear friend of
mine and he still can throw a stone like nobody's business.
He has the world record for a number of skips,
the record eight times.

Speaker 6 (01:59:21):
How does that require cameras and replay slow motion to count?

Speaker 7 (01:59:25):
Yeah, so when you're going for the world record, Yeah,
the world record has to have like a witness to suit,
like sign off on it or so many witnesses. There
has to be video footage. He actually had like professors
go frame by frame and coeunt every single skip how
many times the stone contacted the water, and he did

(01:59:47):
a lot of research and to get that record. I
mean it was but yeah, looks the video up.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
It's amazing. Now when you when for those records, did
they use just random stones from the beach or do
these guys take them and polish them and they look
like little saucers and they're all round on the bottom.

Speaker 7 (02:00:03):
So currently for world records, the stones have to be natural,
which is kind of insane, you know, because people aren't
going out there and finding a baseball out in the
wild and then just hitting that thing as far as
they can to get a world record for home runs.
You know, it's like things that we're scouring these beaches to,
you know, make a world record.

Speaker 6 (02:00:23):
So before we let you go once again, we're speaking
with the Stone Skimming Championship. He is from Kentucky, Grafenberg, Kentucky.
John Jennings. What is the what's the best stone for you?
Is it circular or does it have like a right
angle on it so you can get your finger in
the right place. What's the story on it?

Speaker 7 (02:00:41):
Yeah, I like more of like a square, flat edge stone.
Sometimes a triangular one is nice as well, but I
think for me personally that really slices through the water.
Where it's something more rounding kind of gallops along the water.
It doesn't really cut through.

Speaker 10 (02:00:58):
And do you keep them?

Speaker 6 (02:00:59):
Do you swim out there and get the ones you
already heaved out.

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
There at the bottom of the lake on a shallow
lake you get a scooba thing and go and get
the good ones. I must use a lot of wrist
the technique.

Speaker 13 (02:01:15):
I like to know the technique right the wrist, get
your arm going like atomic torque.

Speaker 1 (02:01:19):
You sure do you spend what happens. You know, I
just realized I was gonna ask him if he has
a favorite stone. But every time he competes, he throws
in the water. All your time must be spent finding
perfect rocks, is that right?

Speaker 7 (02:01:33):
I do spend a lot of time on the beaches
of Erie, Pennsylvania looking for stones. They got the best
slate and shell up there, and it's just so smooth.

Speaker 8 (02:01:41):
And perfect, and you don't know till you throw in
a competition. You can't practice with it if you have
shallow enough water.

Speaker 7 (02:01:49):
In Grafenburg. The creeks are pretty shallow out there, so
I can throw some stones and get them back and okay,
kind of wait out there, all right?

Speaker 6 (02:01:56):
You ever said like you have any kids? You ever
send a kid out there? I'm throwing one duck. Well, John,
thanks for talking to us. John Jennings is the world
stone skimming champion and he's going to be out there.
I just found your website, so, and there's a whole
bunch of stuff about you at the stone skipping dot Com.

(02:02:18):
You can find out all about it. I'm a big
fan of stone skipping. I used to be really good
at it when I was a kid. And what kid
doesn't want to do that.

Speaker 8 (02:02:26):
It's fun your kids do this.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Uh sure, I always.

Speaker 7 (02:02:29):
Say, you know, I always say that. You know, if
you think about it as a sport, it's the oldest
sports ever exist, right, and it transcends all social economical
barriers because no no matter how much money or how
little money you make, you can get out to the
water and throw a stone in it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:42):
You know.

Speaker 7 (02:02:43):
It's definitely one of those great sports that gets people outdoors.
Sure one joined the weather and uh, you know, and
the whole scandal about people cheating that the World Championship.
You know, I think the old saying cheaters never win
and winner's never cheat, you know, really holds true to
that contest.

Speaker 1 (02:02:59):
Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (02:03:00):
Yeah, I can't let y'all go either without plugging one
more thing. Real quick truck, throw a bunch of them
in there. But September twenty seventh, we'll be doing a
fundraiser for the Kentucky Waterways Alliance Hearing Kentucky at West
Sixth Brewing Farm. It's this brewery that has a farm
that have will pond out there. They let a fistal
contest on it every year and all the money is
going to benefit the nonprofit the Kentucky Waterway Alliance. Hearing

(02:03:24):
Kentucky good.

Speaker 1 (02:03:25):
Don't skip that.

Speaker 6 (02:03:27):
Well that's great. Yeah, hey, thanks Johnathan, congratulations and best
of luck with your next event.

Speaker 7 (02:03:34):
I appreciate you guys, and definitely we'd love to see
out they throw on some stone. So anyone who's listening
to one out and if y'all can ever you know,
live broadcast, let's do it straight from the extreme, all right, you.

Speaker 6 (02:03:44):
Know, yeah, thank you very much. I did a one
day stumble on this event on television. It is getting
coverage and they have like special cameras. It's amazing. Coming up,
we have a sexy time with Ali Breen.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
He was quite the ambassador for this, yes he was.

Speaker 6 (02:04:03):
He's got to travel to Lake Erie to get his
stones and this is amazing. Coming up, we also have.

Speaker 1 (02:04:08):
A donkey news and uh a donkey news. Donkey donky,
a happy donkey. So your donkey, donkey, donkey donkey. Sometimes
they say donkey.

Speaker 8 (02:04:20):
Who says that?

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
I'm pretty sure they people from Russia. The East German
stone skipper I see as a world record owner.

Speaker 6 (02:04:31):
Oh my god, that's a that's awful. That's a donkey.
That's a donkey. We're in the a rally Ota Part Studios.

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Very helpful, very much O. Let's see.

Speaker 1 (02:06:26):
No, we have to get back to our list of
things you do. For a million bucksy.

Speaker 8 (02:06:31):
Percent said they would swear off sex entirely.

Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (02:06:35):
For a million dollars, yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:06:37):
Never have sex again?

Speaker 15 (02:06:38):
Does that include hand stuff or just like.

Speaker 5 (02:06:42):
It doesn't.

Speaker 8 (02:06:42):
It doesn't. That's a fair question. It does not specify.

Speaker 7 (02:06:45):
No.

Speaker 6 (02:06:46):
But the first thing was what people would leave their
significant other.

Speaker 8 (02:06:49):
Fort said they would leave them for a million bucks.

Speaker 9 (02:06:53):
I mean that lines. That's in line with the divorce rate.
It's a little lower, actually, I.

Speaker 6 (02:06:58):
Know the percentage that would leave them for a buck, saying.

Speaker 8 (02:07:03):
Fifteen percent would frame a friend for a crime they
didn't commit.

Speaker 1 (02:07:08):
Oh no, wait a minute, that's a whole new topic.
I'd absolutely frame somebody for a bank robbery. Damn fifteen percent. Yeah,
that's that's scary. Yeah, the people are that awful. They'd
blame something on a friend.

Speaker 8 (02:07:24):
Well, check this out. Forty percent would take thirty three
million dollars in I don't know where they got that figure,
even if it meant financially ruining someone else.

Speaker 1 (02:07:33):
Jeez, well that's the old what is that the button? Yeah,
the button in the movie if you you get a
million dollars if you push this button, somebody dies, but
you don't know who it is. Somebody dies, you don't
know who it is. Push the button, you get a
million dollars.

Speaker 6 (02:07:46):
Right, it's an old Richard Matheson story.

Speaker 9 (02:07:49):
Wonderful. Yeah, that's a movie. They turned it into a movie. Angela, Right, yeah,
I didn't see the movie. I didn't either, but I
love the concepts. Yeah, I love Frank Langela. I think
the story, the short story is button button. Oh yeah, man,
see that one. That's really interesting.

Speaker 1 (02:08:05):
So you don't know if the person's a good person
a bad person.

Speaker 10 (02:08:08):
Who it is.

Speaker 8 (02:08:08):
You don't have their friend family.

Speaker 9 (02:08:10):
But if you hit the button, you get the money
in their debt. Right God, yeah, you can't hit the butt.

Speaker 1 (02:08:18):
Of morals. You can't not hit the button is what
you need. So what percentage hits the button do you think?

Speaker 8 (02:08:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:08:30):
I would imagine it's pretty high. I bet it's over
fifty percent. I mean, it could be an awful person.
It could be your own mother saying you don't know,
And what are the odds the awful person and my
mother are the same.

Speaker 6 (02:08:45):
This is fascinating.

Speaker 8 (02:08:46):
Sixty percent said they'd quit their jobs immediately, though Kenny
would pursue passion projects or start a business.

Speaker 6 (02:08:53):
Oh, this is if they went for a million dollars.

Speaker 8 (02:08:56):
Yeah, I'm I guess I'm at the age where a
million dollars is not enough.

Speaker 1 (02:09:00):
No, no, you're not along they're actually actually a lot
of money. People are saying the million not going to
do it. If you're going to retire, yeah, you're going
to have to have black coffee. You can't have that
latte if you only have the one million exactly.

Speaker 13 (02:09:15):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (02:09:15):
Yeah, I think I could make it work. But I
think I think the I think the million is a
magic number that we've had for a long time.

Speaker 8 (02:09:21):
And sixty percent believes sudden wealth would bring out their
best selves, right, but five percent fear it would slowly
erode their ethics and compromise their morals.

Speaker 1 (02:09:32):
Well, let's test it. I'll take some of the cash. Yeah, happily,
now I won the lottery. I'd get a new couch,
all right, that's.

Speaker 8 (02:09:43):
A doable things.

Speaker 6 (02:09:45):
Yeah, maybe get an extra gig, maybe to a Sunday show,
get a couch.

Speaker 8 (02:09:51):
Nearly half of Americans, another forty five percent said they
would enter a real life version of squid Games for
a shot at thirty three million dollars, even though the
Deadly Game's got a ninety nine point eight death rate.
I can't watch that show.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
Isn't that new movie? What is it called? The Long
Walk or The March? Whatever? The Long Walk?

Speaker 9 (02:10:11):
I have not seen yet, but that story is you
know what. I've read that and I'm not running to
the theater to see that story either.

Speaker 8 (02:10:19):
Read the book.

Speaker 6 (02:10:20):
It is bleaky. Isn't that the principle? And you keep
walking to the last person's alive.

Speaker 9 (02:10:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you stop, if you go under
in the in the story, at least if you go
under four miles per hour, you get three warnings to
speed it back up.

Speaker 6 (02:10:33):
Otherwise you're shot.

Speaker 8 (02:10:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (02:10:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:10:35):
So there are one hundred people who do it, one
hundred kids essentially. Yeah, and what's the one hundred young men?

Speaker 8 (02:10:40):
What do you get at the end?

Speaker 1 (02:10:42):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:10:42):
They just call it.

Speaker 9 (02:10:44):
They say money, but they also just call it the prize,
and it's essentially anything you want in the world.

Speaker 8 (02:10:50):
Yikes.

Speaker 1 (02:10:51):
So, well, so this the squid game thing, that's where
one person lives everybody else?

Speaker 10 (02:10:57):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (02:10:57):
But forty five percent of Americans said they would do
that carry three million.

Speaker 18 (02:11:01):
You could vote just in this wood games at any time.
But people are so greedy they're like, oh no, we're
gonna keep going because we want more money.

Speaker 15 (02:11:07):
Yeah, greedy greedy people.

Speaker 6 (02:11:10):
That seems to be. That doesn't seem realistic to me.

Speaker 8 (02:11:13):
Eighty percent would embarrass themselves on live TV or social
media for thirty three million dollars. Yeah, of course nearly
half would make the same humiliating deal for just a
million dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:11:23):
Well, what do we talk how much you get paid for? You?
You humiliate yourself every morning on a radio?

Speaker 10 (02:11:28):
Shape?

Speaker 1 (02:11:30):
Do you do that? Can we talk about that?

Speaker 8 (02:11:34):
Fifteen percent would publicly embarrass themselves for five thousand dollars
or less? Sure five percent would do it for a
mere five hundred bucks.

Speaker 9 (02:11:42):
All right, absolutely, so, Christy, I want you to walk
into a crowded McDonald's and make yourself a soda and
then just pour it over your head. Would you do
that for five hundred bucks?

Speaker 10 (02:11:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:11:54):
W yes, I'll do that for twenty bucks.

Speaker 6 (02:12:00):
Greg, I know where you and I are going after
the show.

Speaker 8 (02:12:03):
No, I don't think I would.

Speaker 6 (02:12:05):
Yeah, that's I think a lot of people would do that.

Speaker 13 (02:12:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:12:08):
I have more problem with it being a cold drink
than I wouldn't like that. I don't like the stickiness,
be like a warm war Can I mix a cold
drink with a hot coffee and then maybe get a tempa?
Don I don't dumble on that? Would you get arrested.
Do you think for the No, I don't think you'd
get arrested. You could make it look like this accident.

Speaker 9 (02:12:25):
Or but do you help them clean the floor? Yeah,
you would absolutely, I mean, yes, you mop up the
whole restaurant for fun. Yeah, and you're talking about going
up to the place where you serve yourself anyway. Yeah,
how about if you have to go into the back,
and would you go into the back and start making
a burger for yourself and then shoving it in your underwear? No, yeah, exactly.

(02:12:49):
I wouldn't want to. If somebody walks in the back there,
they would think, yeah, yeah, that's not good. But but
for five hundred dollars, I would walk up to somebody
eating a burger, grab it from them and shove it
in my pants.

Speaker 6 (02:13:00):
Yea, oh in your pants? Yeah, okay, I thought you're going.

Speaker 1 (02:13:04):
To eat it for the You can do both, God,
it depends on the same.

Speaker 8 (02:13:12):
More than half of the people would reject a million
dollars if their parents controlled the money.

Speaker 6 (02:13:20):
Okay, so you would have to go to your mom
and dad and say, may I please have three thousands?

Speaker 8 (02:13:23):
Exactly.

Speaker 6 (02:13:24):
Oh, they're not going to reach it. No one's going
to reach it.

Speaker 1 (02:13:26):
They'll they'll figure out a way to make mom and dad.

Speaker 8 (02:13:28):
Happy, and would hesitate accepting the money if their enemy
would also profit?

Speaker 1 (02:13:38):
Wowid no, No, I don't want a million dollars. If
they get a million dollars, I don't want it. Why
you take your million and you leave exactly?

Speaker 8 (02:13:45):
Who cares if they're profiting?

Speaker 10 (02:13:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:13:48):
Mondor I'm over here, I'm moving to San Francisco. Do
you keep the money and do whatever you want?

Speaker 13 (02:13:52):
Yeah?

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There she is.

Speaker 10 (02:16:08):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:16:09):
I like this segment. Yeah, No, Ali, were you aware
that mister Han was here? I was just told, are
you as excited as we are?

Speaker 5 (02:16:20):
Excited?

Speaker 1 (02:16:20):
It looks like it looks it looks like you're topless. Oh,
I couldn't see this.

Speaker 6 (02:16:30):
We all saw the strap.

Speaker 13 (02:16:34):
No.

Speaker 6 (02:16:35):
I was hoping she do the crocodile dundee thing and go, no,
this is topless, and then Ali forgive Tom.

Speaker 9 (02:16:42):
He has admitted that this week, for whatever reason, he's
been having these really graphic, erotic dreams.

Speaker 5 (02:16:49):
Oh wow, Wow, are you on medication?

Speaker 7 (02:16:52):
Tom?

Speaker 6 (02:16:52):
Well, that's the thing I was asking the public to
help me here. I had some surgery about ten days
ago whatever it was, and ever since I've been having
these uh not every night, but I've had a number
of seriously erotic dreams, and I don't know if it's
I don't know if it's because of the I'm still
in a little quite a bit of pain in that area,

(02:17:14):
and I have been informed by my physician. I haven't
been writing, but I'm not allowed to engage in any
intimate activity uh for the duration if you will. But
I'm not kidding. I've had some uh dreams that are
really kind of out of my sphere of normal UH desire.

Speaker 5 (02:17:33):
If you will, unlocked a kink.

Speaker 1 (02:17:37):
Apparently the pain is that, are you waking up.

Speaker 6 (02:17:42):
Under a tent?

Speaker 17 (02:17:43):
Way?

Speaker 1 (02:17:44):
I'll put that on occasion.

Speaker 9 (02:17:47):
Okay, that's got to be exciting. Still, yeah, because you
got to back off on a horny go read.

Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:17:54):
But but yeah, but here's the the the oddity about
it with this particular recovery, I have to sleep on
my back, which is which is weird. I don't like
sleeping on my back. Yeah, I feel like you're.

Speaker 1 (02:18:06):
In a casket. In fact, when I do go, I
think I'm going to ask them, could you please put
me in the casket sideways?

Speaker 6 (02:18:12):
I prefer rest in that way?

Speaker 11 (02:18:15):
Position?

Speaker 8 (02:18:15):
Is that how you want to be buried?

Speaker 1 (02:18:17):
Do they ever do that for people?

Speaker 6 (02:18:18):
I don't know it's an option.

Speaker 8 (02:18:19):
Can you there is spoon?

Speaker 19 (02:18:22):
Someone should disrupt that industry, make some fetal position caskets.

Speaker 7 (02:18:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:18:29):
Can you get shot out of a cannon? Can I
get shot out of a can?

Speaker 7 (02:18:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:18:34):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (02:18:35):
I want to get shot out of a cannon maybe. Yeah,
but that was only ashes. I suppose a full body
cannon shot. I'm guessing for legal reasons, you'd probably have
to be in international waters.

Speaker 8 (02:18:49):
Off of a boat into the water.

Speaker 1 (02:18:50):
There is there is a burial at sea? Is legal?

Speaker 6 (02:18:54):
We had the details not too long ago. I'll look
that up for it.

Speaker 5 (02:18:59):
Wait, like dropping a body instead of ashes?

Speaker 1 (02:19:02):
Yeah, yeah, if you look right.

Speaker 6 (02:19:05):
Yeah, they did it to the corpse they claimed was
Osama bin Lada.

Speaker 1 (02:19:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:19:09):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (02:19:13):
Obama's numbers went down a little bit. So when I
got to do something they faked as Okay, we have.

Speaker 6 (02:19:20):
We have Ali Breen. The show is called Sexy Time,
in which we asked you to send us letters about
your love life. We will do whatever we can to
help you out.

Speaker 1 (02:19:29):
Ali.

Speaker 6 (02:19:29):
Let's just get right to it. What have you got
over there?

Speaker 5 (02:19:31):
Dear Ali?

Speaker 19 (02:19:32):
My boyfriend is really into sex toys, which ended up
being really fun for me A lot of vibrating stuff mostly,
and we started getting into it. So the other day
he showed up with three butt plugs, small, medium and large.
I told him I didn't think I was into it,
but we could try the small one, and we did,
and then.

Speaker 5 (02:19:48):
Afterwards he said to try the medium one on him.

Speaker 19 (02:19:52):
Now we're just doing the butt plugs on him, and
I'm worried he might be gay.

Speaker 1 (02:19:56):
What do you guys think?

Speaker 6 (02:19:58):
Okay, I know he's still sleeping with you. He's not gay.
He just likes the little He likes a little play
back there. Uh, go online google the word pegging. Yeah,
and that'll be uh.

Speaker 5 (02:20:19):
Though I think a lot of people still think that
might be a little.

Speaker 1 (02:20:23):
I think Han has got a new guy. You got
to respect this guy. You got to have respect to
stay together. That's right. She does a respect.

Speaker 6 (02:20:34):
She does what I said.

Speaker 1 (02:20:35):
She's going to lose a lot of respect.

Speaker 15 (02:20:37):
But she got a pleasure button in there, don't you.

Speaker 6 (02:20:39):
Well, I mean it's the whole thing.

Speaker 15 (02:20:41):
Nerves as long as you're not sharing the butt plug.

Speaker 1 (02:20:43):
Well, I've told Tom this a million times. I don't
know why we were talking about this off the air,
but there's a company that you can order. You order
a kit that molds to you, and they make you
a for a gentleman. They can just for you that
fits you perfectly perfectly once again like everything, like everything
else in life.

Speaker 6 (02:21:03):
I would recommend that's where you want to definitely use
a professional because you don't want to put the hastily
do the kit together and you realize you literally sealed
your ass. No, you're supposed to put You're supposed to
put the stuff in the blue jar and there before
you put it in.

Speaker 1 (02:21:19):
Oh your god, that's some of.

Speaker 5 (02:21:23):
The excitement was making it not fit exactly to you.

Speaker 6 (02:21:27):
I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (02:21:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:21:29):
They want a hint of discomfort, don't they. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Well I think I don't think the guy's gay. But
if you're not into it, don't do it.

Speaker 8 (02:21:38):
You're gonna have to get a new guy, right, Yeah, she.

Speaker 1 (02:21:40):
Should get a new guy. I'm not into the story.
We'll move on.

Speaker 6 (02:21:47):
Ali Breen is our guest. You can reach Ali on
your favorite social media platform. You'll find her at A
L L I B R ee and Miss Breen.

Speaker 5 (02:21:55):
What have you got, Dear Ali?

Speaker 19 (02:21:57):
My girlfriend left an Apple AirTag and the glove box
in my car and when I found it. She said
it was to make sure the car never got towed
or stolen, and she just forgot to tell me any
chance this is legit?

Speaker 7 (02:22:08):
No? Zero?

Speaker 19 (02:22:09):
No, no, yes, yep?

Speaker 6 (02:22:14):
Yeah, And isn't there what's the thing on your phone?

Speaker 1 (02:22:16):
The other day? Find my phone? The other day?

Speaker 6 (02:22:18):
I came home and my twelve year old goes, I
can see you went for coffee today, so I wasn't
supposed to be driving.

Speaker 8 (02:22:27):
She's tracking? No, she how do you know that she's
tracking you?

Speaker 1 (02:22:31):
Yeah, because I'm being tracked on my phone. I didn't
know that.

Speaker 6 (02:22:35):
Yeah, that's the same thing. Can you Is that something
you have to volunteer to be?

Speaker 10 (02:22:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:22:40):
No, If somebody can get in your phone, they can
set up set it for you.

Speaker 6 (02:22:44):
Isn't that not?

Speaker 7 (02:22:45):
Well?

Speaker 5 (02:22:45):
And you don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:22:45):
You probably have your location services on and don't even
know it.

Speaker 6 (02:22:49):
I don't care, So there you go.

Speaker 1 (02:22:51):
You don't care. So why is she not carry you?

Speaker 7 (02:22:53):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:22:53):
Yeah, it's pretty funny. I see you went for coffee.
Well I wasn't supposed to be driving that day.

Speaker 1 (02:22:59):
Well. Yeah, so in this case, this these tag things.
It's my understanding that when you get in your car,
doesn't it tell you that one of those is in there. No, no,
not at all.

Speaker 5 (02:23:13):
No, why I don't think if it's not first of all, if.

Speaker 1 (02:23:18):
It's not sync to your phone, of course not.

Speaker 18 (02:23:21):
But you can probably get on your phone and search
for bluetooth devices. Maybe that could be around. Oh really
show like you know, if you're in your car there,
it might show up as an option.

Speaker 6 (02:23:32):
But this chick idea, she's paranoid. I say, get out
of this one.

Speaker 1 (02:23:36):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (02:23:37):
Wait a minute, if you let's combine the two letters.
Put the AirTag up the guy's butt.

Speaker 1 (02:23:42):
Yeah, we get the girl in the but plug guy together.
How about that? This is the thing that the beauty
of this show. We solve problems.

Speaker 10 (02:23:50):
We do.

Speaker 1 (02:23:51):
Ali.

Speaker 6 (02:23:52):
Let's get to our next letter. We have comedian Ali
Breen joining us, and you can reach her once again.

Speaker 1 (02:23:57):
A L L I B R E E N. What
do you got?

Speaker 19 (02:23:59):
I was gonna say that would be intense tracking. If
you got an Apple air tag up someone's butt in
the car, that would be Yeah. All right, dear allie,
My boyfriend is really into public scenarios, like he'll lift
up the back of my dress in public and start
playing around there in the car where people can kind
of see it. I acted into it at first it

(02:24:21):
seem cool, but I really hate it. And I know
Josh is gonna say that that's the thing he needs.
But do you think that's really true?

Speaker 9 (02:24:27):
Oh gosh, no, no, I think that I don't know
if he needs it, but he absolutely likes it. But no,
I'm on your side. If you're not comfortable with that,
by all means, tell him knock it all.

Speaker 1 (02:24:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:24:40):
Yeah, gosh, yeah, that's that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (02:24:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:24:43):
Yeah, you have to have you both parties have to
be interested in that kind of thing.

Speaker 19 (02:24:47):
And the police, so she could just say, aren't we
gonna you could get arrested?

Speaker 10 (02:24:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (02:24:52):
Yeah, why you need such a prude.

Speaker 6 (02:24:55):
But that's even incidental. This is she doesn't like it.
He needs to stop.

Speaker 5 (02:25:00):
Jess is right there. He's gonna be like, put my
ex girlfriend was into it?

Speaker 1 (02:25:04):
What go back to her? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (02:25:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:25:09):
Let's move on to our next letter, Ali Breen.

Speaker 1 (02:25:11):
What have you got, Dear Ali?

Speaker 19 (02:25:13):
My boyfriend likes to talk dirty during sex. It's fun,
but it becomes so much more work. It's just constantly
like do you like this?

Speaker 1 (02:25:20):
Do you like that?

Speaker 10 (02:25:21):
Do you want this?

Speaker 5 (02:25:22):
And then He'll literally just be like, yeah, go ahead,
go ahead. I'm like, go ahead and do what does
anyone else even have this problem?

Speaker 10 (02:25:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (02:25:29):
Sometimes you don't want Yeah, I get it. Sounds like
he's asking a lot of questions. Yeah, she's got to
come up with a lot of answer exactly. That's bad
improv It's.

Speaker 1 (02:25:38):
Like a quick yes and blames his tools. So maybe
if you did a little preparation before he started having sex,
maybe it come out a little better. And what's with
all the questions? So I'm confused, it's not dirty talker,
just asking me things. Yeah, there was nothing dirty about
a job interview.

Speaker 15 (02:25:57):
Yeah, what do you know if the girl likes it? Though,
you don't keep asking?

Speaker 1 (02:26:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:26:06):
Well some guys, Yeah, I'm the price sy what I
didn't understand at first. This guy needs to do he
needs to Frank Caliendo what asking different voices? Yes, you
gotta do different voices. Yeah, because this is genius, I
thank you. Yeah, oh absolutely, that would make it so
much more exciting. I mean, Josh, for example, Josh does
an excellent John Wayne. Actually, yeah, I would. I would

(02:26:29):
defer to Pat Gobwin. I'm John Wayne.

Speaker 1 (02:26:31):
Oh yeah, but maybe you do a great Barack Obama?

Speaker 6 (02:26:34):
Maybe ice Cube? Well, you know it's it's oh, that's
from anaconda, Pat Godwin, How would that go if it were?
Let's just say John Wayne.

Speaker 13 (02:26:46):
John Wayne in the sacker? Is John Wayne john Wayne
doing dirty talk? Ladies, Let's head to the medicine cab.
That was We're keeping the loop. Think there's a little dirtier. No,
I'm very uncomfortable with that.

Speaker 1 (02:27:03):
Okay, That's why I thought he was like a tough
guy chick.

Speaker 6 (02:27:08):
Do you do any voices?

Speaker 14 (02:27:09):
No?

Speaker 13 (02:27:09):
No, not for this.

Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
No, you're on your own? Okay.

Speaker 8 (02:27:13):
Do you do voices in the bedroom?

Speaker 18 (02:27:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:27:15):
What about you? I primarily do a night clerk at
seven eleven in Los Angeles.

Speaker 6 (02:27:23):
I mean, what are you gonna do? She loves it,
you know, I mean that's her thing.

Speaker 1 (02:27:26):
That's what you want. Yeah, there we got, oh, Suebie
for God's sake, and then Tom like there isn't And
then Tom, you would say.

Speaker 6 (02:27:41):
Our guest is comedian Ali Breen. And you can find
Ali on only fans at A L l I B.
You can also find Ali on your favorite social media
platform A L L I B R E E N
with your questions about your love life. We have time
for a couple more.

Speaker 1 (02:27:55):
What have you got, Ali?

Speaker 19 (02:27:56):
Dear Ali, my husband has gotten crazy about Paul politics,
and we have friends and family over. It always ends
up in a disastrous fight. I'm having anxiety having people
over to the house now and don't know what to do.
He always says it'll get better, but it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (02:28:10):
Any advice.

Speaker 1 (02:28:11):
Hmmm, this is this is a real problem.

Speaker 6 (02:28:15):
You just can't do it anymore. Oh, maybe read these
letters at dinner the next time they come over.

Speaker 9 (02:28:21):
Yeah, I wonder what he means by he thinks it
will get better bringing it up. I swear that's the
only way it would get better.

Speaker 13 (02:28:29):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:28:30):
I think he thinks that they'll they'll start agreeing with
his point of view whatever it is, left or right,
and it's not going to That's no fun. No one's
changing their mind.

Speaker 1 (02:28:39):
You just get people that agree with just have friends,
have friends that just agree with you. Like minded people.

Speaker 8 (02:28:45):
We lose.

Speaker 6 (02:28:46):
Ali has Ali gone? I just saw it, Josh.

Speaker 1 (02:28:51):
I saw that I was on camera, and that's okay, everybody.
Next question, We have one more letters? All right?

Speaker 3 (02:29:00):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (02:29:01):
My wonder if her cat jumped on her computer.

Speaker 5 (02:29:10):
Sideways down there we go.

Speaker 1 (02:29:13):
I can hear you, allie, we can't see you, but
that's okay. We have time for one more going on?
Wait a second lay is an editor's note inside Radio.
Ali Breen is now sideways on our screen. There you go,
There we go, There we go? Are you batman villain?
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (02:29:34):
Oh my god? My cats are disaster sliding over?

Speaker 1 (02:29:37):
Yeah, exactly, there's another reason to throw him out the window.

Speaker 5 (02:29:41):
Sick horrible? Okay, dear Ali, Oh here we go. We
got more butt stuff.

Speaker 19 (02:29:50):
My boyfriend want butt stuff and I've done it before.
I'm willing to, but I totally needs to take a
full shower first.

Speaker 1 (02:29:57):
He does, but he doesn't.

Speaker 19 (02:29:58):
Seem to run soap and then necessary areas what I
think he just gets in the shower and lets the
water run over him. So I actually showered with him
the last time before him to show him exactly what
to do. But the next time we did it, he
didn't do it again. Do you think the dirtiness of
part of what he likes? And I'm really not getting it?

Speaker 1 (02:30:17):
Who cares? No, boyfriend?

Speaker 9 (02:30:22):
I've never seen a person more uncomfortable with butt play
discussions too.

Speaker 1 (02:30:28):
Why wouldn't he bathe with soap for God's sake. Yeah,
get a new boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (02:30:33):
Geez, you don't want to soap that area up too much.
There are natural oils back there that need to be
They need to stay.

Speaker 1 (02:30:40):
Wait back there, what do you mean? No, no, no,
she's talking about He's not cleaning the front, is what
I thought?

Speaker 18 (02:30:52):
You can.

Speaker 10 (02:30:54):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:30:54):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (02:30:54):
Yeah, and now absolutely dump this guy.

Speaker 1 (02:30:57):
Wow, your minds butts Okay, Tom had the retroactive Willie's there. Yeah,
that's disgusting.

Speaker 7 (02:31:09):
What a pig?

Speaker 5 (02:31:12):
Is There a chance that's what he likes?

Speaker 1 (02:31:14):
Though, There are people who like to shove food in
their orifices. But doesn't mean it's okay.

Speaker 8 (02:31:21):
Yeah, you need a new boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (02:31:23):
You need to grow up, ma'am. Sometimes odors exist, odors.

Speaker 5 (02:31:30):
Yeah, it sounds like I might be more than.

Speaker 6 (02:31:31):
This is where I wish this were the dear abby
thing where she would give them names, dear krusty.

Speaker 1 (02:31:42):
Ali. Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (02:31:43):
Are you working in the city this week?

Speaker 19 (02:31:45):
Yes, I am at the strip tomorrow night and at
the comedy Village and then she will speak easy.

Speaker 5 (02:31:50):
Over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:31:51):
All right, thanks so much. We always appreciate your insight
and your calls.

Speaker 5 (02:31:56):
Yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 8 (02:31:58):
Soon a lot of butt stuff today.

Speaker 6 (02:32:02):
Next on the show less Butts. I misinterpreted that last call.
I didn't understand. Yikes, he doesn't wash with soap. Wow,
I'm telling you you can overclean that area.

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Speaker 6 (02:34:03):
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Speaker 1 (02:34:06):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. There's
Christy Lee at the Silent Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hello, Chick.
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Speaker 7 (02:34:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:34:28):
We never did get to today in history. Yeah, well,
also we never got Pat's been rehearsing something in there
that did you do that song? I don't think he
did one song today, Pat, I saw you came at
a quarter of four am wrote seventeen songs? Wow? Ye?

Speaker 6 (02:34:42):
Or what did you have one?

Speaker 13 (02:34:44):
Do you have one related to a story that we
could do? And well, the reason I said meth before.
I'm fascinated by that meth m fetty mean story and
the way they hit it.

Speaker 6 (02:34:51):
Oh, okay, we haven't done that one.

Speaker 8 (02:34:53):
This is interesting about the mangoes.

Speaker 1 (02:34:55):
Yeah yeah, Oh I love mangoes, man, But they're hard
to appeel, aren't they.

Speaker 9 (02:35:00):
I know it's difficult. I do spend a little extra
and I buy the priest slice.

Speaker 1 (02:35:03):
You got to buy the.

Speaker 8 (02:35:03):
Frozen, but they're not as fresh. I mean they're not
as yeah something.

Speaker 1 (02:35:07):
Right, they're just as good.

Speaker 6 (02:35:10):
Oh, now you're searching for the store.

Speaker 1 (02:35:13):
I see.

Speaker 13 (02:35:13):
Okay, yeah, this all could have been You guys have
concierge doctors you have co concierge.

Speaker 1 (02:35:19):
Doctor, you have a car to me right, He'll take
care of your rash and you go to the restaurant.
He gets you a nice table.

Speaker 18 (02:35:24):
He does.

Speaker 8 (02:35:27):
The US customs agents in Texas. He's over sixteen million
dollars worth of meth and a shipment of frozen mango.
Officers at the World Trade Bridge inspected attractor trailer hauling
the frozen fruit discovered seven hundred and thirty three packages
containing nearly eighteen hundred pounds of alleged methamphetamine hidden within
the shipment. Narcotics were seized and an investigation has been launched.

Speaker 6 (02:35:52):
Okay, wow, you could make a hell of a smoothie. Yeah,
but that mango. I got some decaff, but with extra
meth for that extra shot of energy. Pat, you got
a tribute to having a methan a mango.

Speaker 1 (02:36:07):
There's cocin the boat. All everybody knows. Now they're smuggling
more than just a lot of blow. Normally they hide
the drugs.

Speaker 17 (02:36:15):
Down in the hull, but the CBP found methin the mangoes.

Speaker 6 (02:36:21):
Yeah, we'd like to know one this bet them the mangos.

Speaker 1 (02:36:25):
We'd like to know what this bet them?

Speaker 17 (02:36:27):
The mangoes usually cooking the boat, coking the boat, maybe
talking about not methan, the mangos talking about talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:36:35):
Maybe coking no boat.

Speaker 17 (02:36:37):
Yeah, Pustin's watching you at the border. Something seemed a
little lot of order. Edges found the meth in the fruit.
Sixteen million dollars worth. All that's a lot of loot.

Speaker 1 (02:36:53):
There's methan the mangoes, so please explain.

Speaker 10 (02:36:58):
Usually it's kilos full of Okay, Yeah, we'd like to
know what's bet then the mangoes, Yeah, we'd like to
know one.

Speaker 17 (02:37:07):
But then the mangoes want everybody. It's usually coking them
out coming maybe coming out that the mangos coming about
tell me the mom maybe cooking that.

Speaker 13 (02:37:18):
Up.

Speaker 1 (02:37:18):
Whoa, woh, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (02:37:21):
That was great, Thank you very much. Patting the mangoes
well worth the.

Speaker 1 (02:37:24):
Welworth of rehears.

Speaker 6 (02:37:26):
I mean, I'm sure it was eighteen hundred pounds, so
you can see where they did the mangoes rather than
the rectum.

Speaker 1 (02:37:32):
Yeah, that'd be.

Speaker 6 (02:37:34):
They need at least a few guys. Yeah, you're gonna
hold a team. Yeah, it's team Mango, it would be.
I want to remind you that Greg han is with
us in the studio and mister Han is on tour.
You can see Greg conn at the the caravan actually
beginning tomorrow evening.

Speaker 12 (02:37:53):
Is that correct?

Speaker 17 (02:37:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:37:54):
In the vill keep it it weird in Louisville, always
wild with really G. Then it's a comedy off Broadway
in Mixington October second through the fourth. The Funny Bone
In is lead of October fifth. October twenty three to
the twenty sixth. Gobanana is in Cincinnati, Ohio. Then the
Myer Theater, Green Bay, Wisconsin. It's November first, and it's
with Patty g.

Speaker 1 (02:38:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:38:13):
Fun. You guys have a great time. Christy Lee is
over there in her little sailor outfit. She's got a
little red kerchief kind of Are you ready to.

Speaker 8 (02:38:23):
Sail off to Vegas? Y? No, tomorrow morning? Okays for
a day, I'm flying in, flying out one day nice with.

Speaker 1 (02:38:30):
The Sphere Whizard of Oz.

Speaker 8 (02:38:32):
That's right, crazy follow the yellow brook growth.

Speaker 1 (02:38:35):
You know you don't have to do that. If you
don't want to, you just don't cancel. You know what
you're gonna think when you're there. I wish I was home.
I wish I could say it's gonna be great. That's
a problem with going places. Go ahead, you want to
go home when you get there to go Okay, listen,
you're gonna sit there.

Speaker 13 (02:38:54):
It's gonna start the whole beautiful production and you'll be
in the front row or wherever you're gonna sit thinking,
am I the dumbest person them in the world?

Speaker 7 (02:39:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:39:02):
Why am I here?

Speaker 6 (02:39:04):
You got great music, You've got.

Speaker 1 (02:39:05):
This money for this. I'm cold? Is it going to
be this cold during the whole performance? I know I've
been there.

Speaker 8 (02:39:12):
At least the weather's breaking. It was one hundred today,
It's only going to be ninety Tomorrow is.

Speaker 6 (02:39:16):
Going to be inside. I'm sure the sphere is there.

Speaker 1 (02:39:18):
Dry heat. Last time I was in Vegas, tom and
I went to a sushi Restaura and it was so
hot that the for some reason, it had a black
tar parking lot and it would give as you would walk.

Speaker 6 (02:39:30):
It was one hundred and seven. Yeah, every bit one
hundred and seven. I remember it was Africa hot undred
and seven and dry heat or not. I felt like
I was in a pizza oven.

Speaker 1 (02:39:39):
Yeah, it's brutal.

Speaker 6 (02:39:40):
Oh, it's great.

Speaker 1 (02:39:41):
You're going to see the Wizard of Oz and there
are all kinds of special effects and spear.

Speaker 8 (02:39:45):
I'll have a full report on Friday.

Speaker 18 (02:39:47):
Yawns.

Speaker 6 (02:39:51):
I just want you to enjoy yourself. I don't want
to hear about it.

Speaker 8 (02:39:53):
All right, don't come in Friday.

Speaker 6 (02:39:55):
You can tell me off the air then if these
fellas are not into it.

Speaker 1 (02:39:58):
Like second one, Josh s, we're kidding a bunch of
kidders real quick.

Speaker 6 (02:40:07):
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(02:40:28):
very much to our guest, Greg Han, Thank you always appreciated.

Speaker 1 (02:40:32):
Greg. Happy birthday, Oh, happy birthday birthday. Yes, sorry, we're
just trying to make it look a little bit younger.
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