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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes right? Your wife stopped bitching bay whatever it was.
She was bitching a battle last night, so you escaping
to the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.

(00:41):
But after you finished show business, the tarlet paper is gone.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, it's a.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Great day for me to whoop somebody's ask. It's a
bad day.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So you better get.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Out off my back. You might get cold cocktail if
you cross my path, because it's a gray ding for
me to whooped somebody as.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I was running and laid for work, so I poured
me in some coffee. It gold, and just before I
had a flat tie, spilled it all over my clothes.
When the highway patrolman pulled up, I thought that help
was on the way, but when it saw the tattoo

(01:43):
in my hands, he shot me with a pepper spray.
But it's a grayday for me to whoop somebody's ass.
It's a bad day, so you bet to get off
my back. You might get cold cock if you cross

(02:08):
my path. Because it's a great day. I'm singing you're
gonna do for me to whoop somebody's ass. Winter finally
made it to work. I was fifteen minutes late. I
told my boss about the flat tire. Buddy fired me

(02:31):
in any way.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
So here I am out here in the parking.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Lote till it's waiting by his call. Man, I'm gonna
give him a good bade present that he ain't never
will forgain. Let's sing together because it's a great day
for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day,

(02:58):
so you better get off my back. You might get
cold god if you cross my path. Because it's a
great day for me to whoove somebody's ass.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, my lama.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Sham a lama ding dong dong a home. Put the
umau mouth up into my style.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Chip.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You like that song?

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'm not is that papa ou mal moum by the
ribbing to it's old to.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Stay in the nights from my animal house.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
I'll try to get.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hang on. Let's do this.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Oh oh, now I don't now I recognize it because
it has a melody. Oh well, I'm I'm sorry, mister
mister soloist my phone.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Sorry, mistress mistress. No, welcome to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios at the Silac
Insurance News desk for Christy Lee, who's in Vegas. It's Schera. Lastly, Hello, Shara,
there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, there's Josh Arnold's Cosby. I'm chick, Tom, Hello,
A lot of things happening now. Once again, Christy, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I did enjoy that. Actually to stay in the nighty nights.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
He loves us. You mind if we dance with your dates?

Speaker 7 (04:33):
If I were you, I'd be leaving, Shery. Do you
have any idea what we're doing?

Speaker 8 (04:39):
Not at all?

Speaker 7 (04:39):
These are These are lions from Madame Mile's get used
to it now. Shara is a comedian and she is
has an unusual name because it's not Sherry.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Well, it must have share and Shera like stuff like that.
She had to get that when she was a kid.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
I got mostly she Ra, which I didn't understand. I
was like, yeah, I'm is not too young for a hero?

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Is not a yeah man's female counter man? And she Rah,
all right, it sounds like a song.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
You are are he man? Tom Oh, thank you very much.
I've never lied so blatantly in my life.

Speaker 7 (05:18):
Right now, I wish I was a she man because
I've got a lot of pain down there. I just
adjusted my seat, and I think I may I think
I may be done.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Having kids again. With this, well, just put a number
on it. Seven more days.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
I don't know I did.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
A couple of weeks. What are we looking at?

Speaker 6 (05:36):
It?

Speaker 7 (05:36):
Just I don't know, just a little bit of pain.
But I wanted to play something for Shara because you
probably get called Sherry.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I imagine a lot. Oh no, I'm pleased. Don't you
know this is you wouldn't do? You hate this?

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Frankly, I know that's why I'm playing. I'm playing genuinely.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Despise this song.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
And I make the contention that the only reason any
of these songs were hits was because of the record
guys were giving cocaine to disc jockeys back in the day.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Here we go, h so far, so this is not bad.
It's not bad at all. It's about to get very bad. Seasons.
I mean, this is just dreadful, Like I always liked
the Four Seasons.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Yeah, you like that ridiculous high vocal because it's not
just false settle. There's also the blending in the area it's.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
Fun to scream sing that in a large crowd.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I think, let's let me give you a little I
can hear that they yea, this is it's just pure
crap in your opinion, yeah, opinion.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
It's absolutely a matter of a huge Broadway show.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
There's a lot of really terrible huge Broadway shows. Want
me to give you a list of your opinions? Yes, now,
so maybe someday some suit her we'll start singing, start singing,
shaa baby.

Speaker 8 (07:06):
Yeah, that's how you'll that's how they'll win me over.
You fix them. Yeah, yeayya back.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
You don't need to do that. Total crap. I can't
stand it. But I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
I just wanted to get that out of the way.
A couple quick things. Congratulations going out to Paul Sugars.
Who's he Well, he's our winner for week two of
our Pigskin competition and week three begins this evening with
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Speaker 1 (07:35):
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Speaker 6 (07:36):
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Speaker 9 (07:49):
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Speaker 7 (07:50):
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Speaker 6 (08:09):
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Speaker 1 (08:15):
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Speaker 7 (08:17):
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Speaker 7 (08:36):
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have a lot of letters to get to today. I'm
going to begin, or if you don't mind early with
the letters, because I've got one that will bring Josh
letters into the We get letters.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
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Speaker 6 (08:56):
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Speaker 5 (09:11):
We have this one, Dear Josh.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
The first trailer for the New Anaconda movie starring Paul Rudd,
Jack Black, fond Wey Newton, and Steve's Zandy Newton.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Andy Newton, She's an amazing British actress. He's unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
You might remember from in Line of Duty. She's amazing.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
I saw the trailer, Tandy, Oh you see it, and
Steve's on it. The trailer is out. Yeah, yeah, it's
fun and I think miss it, which I cube, yeah, no,
I mean unless you make some cameo in it or something.
But and that they're really leaning into comedy with this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(09:51):
it looks funny. And the first one they were doing
were they in the everglades. No, gosh no, they were
in the Amazon design ye yeah yeah yeah, and they
were attacked by giant anaconda. Heck yeah, dude, and bigger
than you would believe. Yeah, similar things happen in this
one live. I'm not gonna spoil anything about that movie.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
We'll talk about it off the air. John Voights in
that movie. Is in that movie, John Void.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
It's Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Uh, Eric Stoltz, John Voight.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
The cast is loaded. Wow. Yeah, yeah that does sound pretty.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
John Voight's in it.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
He's an accent of some kind, right, It's hilarious. I
mean he's just chewing the scenery more than the anaconda.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Ever. Love it, love it, love everything about it. And
that kind of leads to another letter.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
We had a story about, uh, the Stone Skimming Championships,
the World Championships.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Stone Skimming is the.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
English version of it, uh, and it took place in
Scotland actually, and the winners from Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
We spoke to him yesterday. Yes, we did, a wonderful man.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
But I was trying to remember what song meant and
skipping stones crocodile RockA and Elton John.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
And that is, in fact, skimming Stone.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Arguably the worst. Well that's not true.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
It's one of the Broadway of the crap, one of
the worst Elton songs Elton John ever anything to do.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
With And you say, Elton himself has said he doesn't
care for that. He just said it recently in an interview.
Really dislikes it. It's got that weird whatever, that yanging whatever.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
There is an organ or something that's a little piano.
But got this, Yeah, he plays piano.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
This is uh from Three Rivers, California to organ, Tim Wright.
I think the songs okay. I think Tom was trying
to recall the song Everybody's Talking from Harry Nilsen, not
written by Harry Neilson, written by Fred neil that one

(11:50):
of the lines is, you guys have to stop watching
documentaries about me. I love documentary that.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Don't watch that one times.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
The one about Harry Nielson just makes me.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I love the one about Harry Nilsson so depressing.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
And John Lennon were screaming into a mic one time.
They didn't stop until blood was on the microphone.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
Mike Love and John Lennon put a giant cotext on
his head. That's so depressing. In any event, One of
the lines in that song is skipping across the ocean
like a.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Stone's not It isn't actually about skipping.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Can't What am I supposed to do with you? See?
I'm tying it together. Do you understand Italian? I understand
what the attempt? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
What is the Italian?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (12:36):
Story about this conversation?

Speaker 7 (12:40):
I have wrapped it up with a bow. John Voight
is the star of the movie Midnight Everybody's Talking.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
You get a different feed of the show.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
Than we do, Sharon, don't you nod? There was nothing there?
And he knows that. Yes, the song Everybody's Talking is
the theme song to the mid great movie Midnight cameo
of course.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
But yeah, this starts off, man, it gets worse. The
stinks on eyes. See.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
I think it starts off bad. It gets better. Oh yeah, yeah,
once this noise goes on.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
And I know everywhere, I know everywhere?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (13:14):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
An organ? Organ on top of the piano. It's actually
as had so much fun.

Speaker 8 (13:24):
Yeah I did that first though.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh, play at my I think you like it? I
think I do like it. I sang out of My
High Style Talent show, you're still in love with your
first wife.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't need to say that out loud.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
You don't have a joke with my daughter whenever anything happens.
So how to go and I go, Well, I.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Think I love her? Okay, where was it?

Speaker 10 (13:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (13:50):
You know we were talking about the NFL.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yes, we were.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
Bills have a slaughter to this evening. They're they're they're
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Speaker 1 (13:57):
Leading the Dolphins to the tuna pit.

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(15:40):
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We have a couple of people weighing in on that topic.
Also when we come back, a special request for something
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Speaker 1 (15:53):
And I'll also.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
Remind you that Pat Godwin is going to be doing
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That's just our just around the corner. Also coming up,
a drunk Chimpanzees in the wild and a quasi moon.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
You ever heard of this?

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Quasimoto quasi moon? Oh, quasi moon.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Yeah, we'll find out what that's all about. In the
o'rally Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts
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Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Hello, Tom griswol.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
I'm sorry. I was distracted. I was reading a letter
that I can't read on the air.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Who cave? I have a letter regarding chickster.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Okay, can you read this one on the road, Daddy,
go I can?

Speaker 6 (16:59):
It comes to us for Chris out of Lansing. What's
that up in Michigan? And went in doubt, just guess Michigan.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Yeah, like all of you, he says, we have our
list of things we hate. Yes, sometimes no, not at all,
sometimes unreasonably. Sometimes we don't know why we hate it,
we just do, and sometimes we have very good reasons
for hating it. In the last few months, I've been
cracking up, says Chris, every time Chick brings up something

(17:27):
he hates.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
So I decided to write them down. Oh, yes, at lasts,
here we go.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
Okay, here's what I hate. There may be amendment to this,
but fireworks.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I don't care for fireworks, either live or on my television.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Oh okay, but you prefer to have them on your.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Television if you had, if I could just stay home
instead of going. Yes, my favorite deal and my favorite
version of this big deal. But chick didn't have to
do a DNA test with his daughter. No, how did
you find out? She was like, I don't know, nine
or ten years old. And I said, do you guys
you want to go to the fireworks tonight? And she
looked at me and said, Daddy, aren't those on television?

(18:06):
And I said, yes, honey, yes they are. And that's
your daughter, and that's my baby person.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
By the way, I first beg to differ.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
I love fireworks, of course you do, but not aposion
about nothing.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
I love the person.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's it's it expresses joy colors. It doesn't it's a fake. Okay,
what else do I hate? Dolly Parton? I hates a
strong word. I like Dolly as a person, right.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
I would never say to myself I need to hear
nine to five. I would never ever say where I
love Dolly Parton. She's an incredibly talented person and a
great human being. Many times, if you slow down the
Dolly Parton song, oh yeah, there's it really is very cool.

(18:50):
Sounds kind of like Tracy Chapman, So sounds almost exactly
like I don't.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Care and you're thinking of Joelene.

Speaker 7 (18:58):
Joline especially is absolutely on record is saying he thinks
Dolly is a great person.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
She's wonderful.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Words I met her, she'say, couldn't be nicer, but I
don't care for her voice on any.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Sort of recording.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
That energetic.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Yeah, put a typewriter and what are you, Jerry Lewis,
come on, let's here.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Here is Joline slowed This is actually Dolly Parton's uh well,
forty five revolutions permitted, it slowed down to thirty three.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Who knows. Yeah, here's this slowed down.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Here's Dolly Parton singing Joline.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Cool. And no, this is Julie Julie's Julie Joy.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
And yet that's that is actually lower than the four
Seasons doing Sherry Baby.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
That's not muddy.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Now, this is slowed down, saying the exact crack, slow.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Down, Julie, Julie, Wow, Julie.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
That is It sounds just like Tracy Chaplain.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
So much so. Louke Come's is doing a cover of.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
All right, that would be hilarious, but that that is true,
but you don't hate Dolly Park No, not as a person,
certainly not. But the music, of course, that's kind of
drive him crazy. Geenie Buss, Jeanie Buss, Yeah, I don't
care for her. L she's taking a Yeah, it's it's.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
A mom and pop operation out there for the Lakers,
the Los Angeles Lakers. They don't know what the hell
they're doing.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Can't stop believing, can't stop believing.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Stop isn't that?

Speaker 7 (20:38):
Don't stop the journey, don't stop believing. I don't like that,
can't stop the music was the village people. This just says,
can't stop believing?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Wait, am I gotta go back a joke? Did you say,
Genie Buss?

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Okay, go ahead? Well worth it?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Brian Johnson don't care for Brian Johnson of.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
A C D C.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Oh my god, he's great, He's perfect for that band
I miss uh. I mean, I wouldn't want to necessarily
hear with Brian Johnson be tweing Joe Lean. If I
went to an ACDCENT concert today, I would stand there
and yell bon Scott, the whole show's got words Bond.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
Bod Lady in Red? Is that Chris ust Berg once again.
This is a list of things that Who's Our listener
that Chris Chris compiled, things that Chicka said he hates.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I don't think I was aware of this Purple Rain.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
You know, I've heard Prince he put out like an
acoustic version of that, or somebody did. Obviously it wasn't Prince,
but it exists where he's just playing acoustic guitar sing
in purple rain.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's kind of badass. But no, I don't.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
There are only a couple more years.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay. The flavor mint. You don't like mint?

Speaker 5 (21:52):
I don't like the what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
The great taste of air freshener and a pie?

Speaker 8 (21:57):
Yeah, you brush your teeth with I don't.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I bite the bullet is what I do.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
But I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
I only like mint and toothpaste.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
So no, you're no York peppermint patties for you.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
No, No, you like.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Which is more or less the same thing?

Speaker 7 (22:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, like mint and little tea.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Lime is not mint. I like some mint tea right,
peppermint t for sure?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
No?

Speaker 7 (22:22):
Okay, uh, the amazing crescin.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Okay, And here's why I I just like him?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Is he dead? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Yeah, recently.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
Yeah, he's uh, we should explain to miss. Lastly, he's
a kind of a magician, mentalist. I guess you call it.
What's his name, the amazing crescun. Oh, he was incredibly entertaining.
He was really famous in the eighties nineties.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
He was on carsonal Lone and of course Tom thinks
he's amazing. He was in here, so a couple of
times I had to meet him, like three or four times.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
I don't care. Are close.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
He talks, but shakes your hand. He thinks it's interesting
to just really take it and shake it like.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Oh, he's one of those guys.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
He was. He'd give you the up and down, up
and down, but he was being a weirdo is his thing.
But he would do incredible stunts in front of a
crowd of people. He would this, this is the list
of things.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Its trick.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
I'm trying to defend the man.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's such prick. Why are you defending cresket defend me?
Just one yes, yes, yes, go ahead. Uh.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Last, on those crocodile rock, which has been mentioned already,
he says, chick, keep up the hate, thank you, that's.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
What we need right now. But give me an emotion
like hate. You know what hate is? You don't know
what the hell love is?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Give me hate?

Speaker 7 (23:46):
Yes, yes, I think hate. I want to know what
suggests that you love the other?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
That thing a little bit hate that I hate that press.
Hate is not the opposite of love. Indifferences, that's true.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Shut up, No, do don't care on the list that
that that may be true because I am indifferent to
what you just said.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
In a seconds, the show is eating itself. We were
talking yesterday. What what major hit song do you hate
that everyone else loves?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
There are so many?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh yeah, you know what A song I don't.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
I guess I do hate that a lot of people
love is give it Away by Red Hot Chili.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I don't like that give it Away. I mean, it's
quite it's wild.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
What about it that you hate?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I'm not sure. I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
I just know that my brain doesn't care for whatever's happening.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
So you're not given anything away.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
No, I'm not giving anything to that song.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
No, No, yeah, I know if I hate the uh
Neil Diamond.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
That Caroline live in a bar in public places? I
but did you hate that song before that? Fat?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Okay oh I did. Oh really, I didn't care for it.
I also hated a diamond face.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
I'm a huge me Buffett fan, but I hate it
when the crowd does salt Salt, Salt during Margaritaville.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
That's I think that's kind of cute.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
No, no, no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I think both are fun and celebratory. Doesn't It certainly
doesn't bother me.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
I just thought, I don't want to be part of
anyone who likes that. What are you mean? What are
you doing?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Can you met?

Speaker 7 (25:21):
That'd be a great scene on the movie where it's
a deal breaker for some guy he's with something, that
he's with some incredible woman. You know, she's bright, lively, gorgeous,
everything he needs, and.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
She goes dead dead Dad.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
I'm out.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
He just leaves.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Ye, I'm sorry. Here, here's the parking ticket. I'm I'm
ubering out. Drop my car off later.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Anybody who lose at a concert, I'm out the constant whoop.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Well, I'll welcome to the program.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
This is the Bob and Ton Program. Happy to be here.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
If you're just joining us, We're in the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios. This is our letters segment, brought to you
by Omaha Steakes. I can't read this letter. Oh thanks
for once again. The person editing the letters today is
not here, so I'm getting this stuff a kind of raw.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Uh do you have one over there?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Chick uh?

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Dear Bobby Tom Show, we had a motor home, and
I believe we have a picture home. There's another despise
that a lot it hard. That guy who wrote that
was in here on that. What do I do?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Drummer of Night Rangers? The hell?

Speaker 5 (26:28):
The lyrics make no sense.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Anyway, we had.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
A motor home. This was This was the motor homes name.
I thought you guys would appreciate it. Here's the picture now.
We named it this because we lived in it for
two months and we had to put everything.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
We owned into it. There it is right there. The
crame a lot in.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Oh, I got you a music famous Broadway show.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
Of course, I just want to go here. Why can't
a woman be more likely? Wait, that's good morning Bob
at Tom Show. I'm literally a fan since day one.
This is from Bob in Bowling Green, Okay, Kentucky. Of course,
there's two bowling Greens, he says, Kentucky, Bowling Green, Michigan. Oh,

(27:20):
I was talking to my neighbors last night. They had
been to a local funeral home. Okay, getting burial information
and options.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh this is by the way Tom speak.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
Or a grizzword, they said. They discussed burial cremation, and
then they kind of went blank. The husband said, we
could also be interested in the you know, apartments for
dead people. And I said, you mean a mausoleum. He goes, yeah, yeah,

(27:51):
that's it. I laughed and shook my head. That's fantastic, Tom.
How do you feel.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
I know how you are with what they call slam
rhymes or near rhymes. You're not a huge fan. They're okay,
where are you at with the the near rhyme in
the Adams Family theme mausoleum and scream scream wondrous?

Speaker 8 (28:13):
Kind of funny.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Yeah, because they they're underscoring the fact that it's really
a forced that they're not trying to get away without them.
They're going, Okay, get this. They look how much we crammed,
how hard it was to cram this in here. We
we were working on the song, wanted to go to lunch,
and someone said, here's an idea. Why don't you just

(28:35):
do scream I'd like I'd.

Speaker 9 (28:40):
Like a B L T.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah. That that's that. That's wonderful.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
Now if you'd like to reach us, of course, Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com. Uh, this is another
letter for to help.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
You, Josh, help me with my life and such mentioned?

Speaker 7 (28:58):
H Josh, you mentioned and having a sharp pain in
your taint? Yes, oh this happened. Huh, this has happened.
I'm gonna say half a dozen times in my life.
This comes to us from mister k He a tat doctor,
my son.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I'm so proud of him.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
He's a taint doctor.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
He goes, I have had a sharp pain in my paraneum. Uh,
my entire life.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
My entire life.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
It's called pro talia.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Fugax.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
Okay, I'm not sure I'm pronouncing this with any skill.
The lesson second word.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Is f u g a X. What does that sound? Filthy?

Speaker 7 (29:39):
And it's got to be food not far. Anybody remember
the band of Thugs? No, yeah, the fugs name named
after no idea. Uh, Norman Byler. They he couldn't.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Use the f word. Uh, so he used the FuG
throughout the never mind h the Naked and the dead.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Okay, sorry, he goes mine is not connected to sneezing,
writes mister K. I have episodes three or four times
a year, usually nocturnal. They're very painful. They wake me up.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
Oh does He doesn't happen to mention a cause or
what's going on?

Speaker 7 (30:15):
He says there is there apparently are things they can
do for it if it gets really severe. Proctalia fool gas.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Interesting. I have no idea how to pronounce that, because.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
I have a lot of hear from somebody who calls
themselves suffering in Oregon and they too have had sneeze
sneezes resulting in a Charlie horse in the paraneum, and
he's this person's too afraid to ask about it. Do
you know what the paraneum is? Sure taint the heiny
taint near vaginy. I believe it is the friend.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
How do you get a Charlie horse down there?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
That's That's what I was wondering.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
Yeah, that's pretty intense visual thing.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Hm that Yet when you when you get it, do
you do like stretch or something.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
To get it to go.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
I have to just stand still and suck up the like,
you know. I just have to deal with the pain.
For a second and then I just kind of walk
it off.

Speaker 8 (31:08):
How long does it last?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (31:10):
The worst one was twenty seconds something like that, but
it was a long twenty seconds a peroneal Charlie Horse. Yeah, yeah, bizarre,
very very very odd. Now coming up, we have speaking
of a burial. We have a two different stories involving
the one involving the world grave digging championships. Yeah, good time,

(31:32):
Yeah you heard him, all right, yeah, and another one
involving somewhat similar activity. But right now it's time to
check in with Chick McGee regarding.

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Just got a pair of Raycons for one of my
daughters yesterday. They are the best, great sound, and they
stay in your ears. They're not gonna fall out. Coming up,
we also have a really interesting record involving swimming wall
handcuffed and do you know what a quasi moon is?

Speaker 5 (32:55):
It's a moon with a hump.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Very good.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
We're gonna find out if that's true. Here in the
around the Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (33:02):
Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you
by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tum Show.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the Silac
Insurance News desk.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
It's Sera.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Lastly, there's Pat Godwin, Chick, Josh Arnold, hi Ace Cosby.
Did you ever hear the old saying? Time when your
nose itches, someone's coming. Never heard that there's someone on
their way? You're you should get ready for a visitor?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Oh what do you? Wow?

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Have you ever heard I'm disgusted when you're Paul mitches,
you're gonna get some money? Isn't that nice?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
You heard that?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Tom?

Speaker 7 (33:46):
No, there's so much stuff I don't know. I well,
this is science. At the last you've admitted it. No,
I've always said that.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
So if your nose itches, someone's coming, yeah, get ready
for a visitor.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
That was a fight.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
Have you ever get a random chill throughout the day?
My grandma used to always say, oh, somebody just walked
over my grave. Also, my therapist told me this, it's
absolutely works. You ever got get up, go into the
kitchen and you go, what the hell did I come
in here for?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
You? Ever do that every day? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (34:16):
I was gonna say, So what you should do is
go back out of doorway and come in that doorway
and your brain are reset and you can remember and.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
What about this? This is a doorway. Two days ago
I did this. I went to a certain place.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Uh huh, got out of my.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Car, Yes, went inside the lion's den.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Check looking for just that that video that you were
just going to peak your cane back out, got in
my car and left it was already running.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
You really have to be now.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
I know you have an ice car, so you probably
can't hear your car running, let alone.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
If it's not an electric is it?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
No, no, there you go. It's a gasoline power Are
the electric cars always on? Did I just blow your mind?

Speaker 5 (35:01):
I was walking my dogs.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
One of my neighbors almost ran me over again yesterday
with this very cool you.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Can pick You can pick a noise that your electric
sound effect. If you will that your electric car will be.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
This is this is a guess run powered automobile. Okay,
but I got out. Apparently it would appear that I
got out of the car forgot to turn it off,
went into the store, came out a while later. What
about this situation requires you to say it would appear
that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Well, you damn well know that's what happened.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Car was still there.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's good.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
How many times a week do you leave your car running?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
That was this is the first time I've done that
in quite a while.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
I don't believe you have done it an NFL game.
That's right, Yes, it wasn't my car.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
I'd borrowed somebody's car and I parked it for The
good news is it was parked on a very visible
street corner right next to the road.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
What's your mile age while at gap or why your
car's running? How long? Theoretically how long it'll run a
full tank? It'll run all day? Jos thought, yeah, well,
what does it take? Eight hours? Twelve hours?

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Yeah, it'll run all day. No, it'll run at least
this one ran for an entire NFL game with overtime. Yeah,
I got I got to the car. I'm looking for
my keys to get in. Oh, they're they're in it.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
Well, good news is no. Yeah, the bad news is
your keys are in the car. The good news is
it's unlocked.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:23):
Anyway, So what would your what would your psychiatrist whatever
to say about that? If I walk back in the
store and come back out, I'll remember why I left the.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Car, I have to ask her.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Okay, we's time for more grizz words.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
You should explain to Somebody sent me that on an email,
and I apologize.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I can't remember who who it was.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
This is what happens Sarah. When you can't think of
the word for something, okay, so you just try to
describe it quickly. We've had many of them. I like
this one very much. Hey, I have a tomism. That's
another way to put it. I couldn't think of the
name for laundry detergent, so I asked my wife, where's
the closed shampoo?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
That is good?

Speaker 6 (37:03):
I've heard, I've heard I've heard a close shampoo. I've
heard laundry fuel.

Speaker 7 (37:08):
I've heard that laundry fuel sounds like the banded bonner room.
That's very good something.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Laundry fuel. Yeah, it rocks. They're better than Foster the
people this year. Yeah, oh yeah, how about those guys?

Speaker 7 (37:21):
Now, Pat, we have kind of a request here. This
is well, this is based on a news story that
we had yesterday. A couple of them actually involving the
old fashioned term is st DS or now I guess
it's s T I S. They're more infections on the

(37:42):
diseases appropriate change. Are you on board with that? I was,
I was on board. I was thinking, I'm not on
board with this changing the name of this stuff. I
prefer the going the old fashioned away.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
You don't say, yeah, the three you know it.

Speaker 8 (38:02):
I don't think s TV is like offensive though, is it.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
No, it's just it's just not as accurate as infection.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
See this is this is like they changed. They no
longer call him UFOs. What do they call him?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Josh U A p s.

Speaker 7 (38:15):
You see, this is this is distraction from the government,
so we won't find out the truth.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
He is right about that.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
This is like these douchebags that are they call it
RB I instead of r B I S cut it out. Okay,
you see this is the the correctness that's ruining our culture,
josh the attorneys general. That's important to say phil A. Mignons,
But it's much more.

Speaker 8 (38:48):
Chose certain to go out into the world and start saying.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Show so that people will embarrass.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
So wait a minute, Tom told me to do it.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
That where that jackass.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
Our fondest wish is someone looks at someone and goes,
what the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (39:07):
But the headline and this I changed that. This headline
says STDs are skyrocketing among older adults. The way they
wrote it was sti's and I refuse. But so now
we get back to the text of the article and
it reads sexually transmitted infections.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
He's explaining how he's reading, explaining how he's reading. This
is yes, we should be happy. I'm seated. If you
don't know what seated is, it means.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Chair. And if you don't know what a chair is.
And now we get to the body of the text,
he says second paragraph.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Paragraph said that many times, according to doctor Faith Coleman,
STDs are rampant at the old folks home because of
the availability of sex partners, a gender imbalance, because there
are a lot more ladies than there are men.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Do I get to sing with you this time? Low
condom use?

Speaker 7 (40:06):
But chlamydia cases have tripled in the last fifteen years,
Gonna rhea up six hundred percent, syphilis up among the
elderly one thousand percent. And that leads us to this
great song. Was this the winner pad of the It
did win? Yeah, back in two thousand and five. Okay,

(40:26):
this is a little bit of passing flies latest ladies
and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
From five.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
I'm sorry, girl, the food was great, Cumpney even better.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Why sit her all nine long going on about the weather?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
I know it's our first date. Good girls got waits.
But I just turned eighty three, and you said you're seventy.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
The moestful, you know what I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Let's make love old and we're shrinking the hours late.
Let's just do it on our first date. Unhook your
girdle and take off that face. Let's crawl in bed.
Got to the chance of a page's great. Let's do
it on our first day by to viagra an hour ago.

(41:41):
Put your teeth in a job by the bed. Hey, wiki,
who's poking out? Waking from the dead? I wanth you
right now, so wet those lips. It's too late for
your himen, but I might break your head.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Begat is. Let's get to it.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
On our first date. You're not saying a long on
our first date listening ch k cha hell? What was arthritis?
Arterial thrombosis? A cute antngina? And how let's us this
little big great Let's do it on our first days.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
We're too all dey bound and so fast.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
So if your wear it depends heart, just hoes our fanass.
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. I may have
Alzheimer's and repeat myself. Your girl's way off broad swing.
You can take off your clothes because I can't see
a thing.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
The hours lead lads do it on our first date.
I may have all times and beat myself.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I may have Altzheimer's and pet I may have all Simons,
Pete and manself.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I'm actually have all myself pawna.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
First date.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin Man that HEYI band
sounds real.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
That is the great Steve Ali and the piano in
a terrific arrangement. I saw god those sackses make me
on a computer. I think it sound big game close
to West Side Stories writing. Josh's pink slip, He's fired
and gone. I'm not gonna miss his face. We're coming

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Speaker 6 (44:01):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac
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Speaker 1 (44:06):
It's Cheryl Lastly in for Christy Lee, who's in Vegas.
Playing craps. I would guess. There's Bob Bob Bob.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Well, the room changed drastically in minutes. Pat God went
over there. I can't forget him. He'll he'll get upset.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
There's Jeff Hoske and Willie Griswald Man, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Hello Tom.

Speaker 7 (44:30):
They've got a full house here. Yeah, we're packed in
a pat I need some with a lot of jokers,
you know what I mean? Can you give me Do
you have your piano set up in there?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Can you give me something that's gonna have a kind
of a wintery feel?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Bring that volume up a little bit, okay, a little
bit of just a little.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
Yeah, that's a kind of a dark dark outside that
says winter to me, kind of cold winter.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
You like a dating kind of Maybe just do it everyday.
Perhaps this is a meeting we could have had off here.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
I didn't get this letter until thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
It is nicer having coffee looking out a frosty window.
Charlie Brown thing? Will you can you do the Charlie
Brown thing? I cannot.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
This is from Dale, Hi Dale kind enough to write
I got home one winter night, ran the snowblower for
myself and a few neighbors.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Okay, what a nice guy. Dale is probably that old
lady next door.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
Busy body looking in people's windows under the guys running
the snow blow.

Speaker 7 (45:35):
Dale's a nice, nice Midwestern boy. I was covered in snow,
got inside my truck. My clothes also covered in snow.
That makes sense, really, Yes, it'd be weird you were
covered in snow nude in his truck.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I have a question. Is this a long letter?

Speaker 7 (45:54):
I turned the truck on and let the heater run
to ride the truck out.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
It is a long letter. It's almost over.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Fast forward to the next morning.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
The truck exploded. I left the truck in my garage.
Entire family dead, so am I Okay, No, you can't
have fun. I had it outside at five am to
run the snowblower more because there's been more snow.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
You see.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
Yeah, guess who left the truck running for ten hours?
So to answer your question, tell us, I'll look at
a truck run. Well, it can run for ten hours,
he goes. I find myself to be highly intelligent. My
truck was toasty warm. Dale, Thank you very much. I
can tell Dale is a good guy out there with this?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Is that her reddit?

Speaker 5 (46:47):
No Midsummer right, leave the car run it?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yeah, like in the first five Yeah, it's like what
movie on I ass.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Midsummer with Florence Pew. It pretty pretty troubling. Okay, yeah,
it's very good. Well let's go around the horn. Here
we have Willie g Willie is on his way to
the Commonwealth of Kentucky with Greg Hahn, beginning a stint
of shows at the caravan.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
This evening gonna be fun.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Man, all right, we had mister Hannen here the last
couple of days.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
And if you say commonwealth when you come to Willy's show,
you won't be allowed in. That's true. Weird policy. It's weird.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
I just think it's respectful. Is it to refer to
it as the Commonwealth of Kentucky?

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Doesn't seem bloated into the least to you?

Speaker 7 (47:34):
Now I'm trying to remember, Am I correct in seeing
that Kentucky does not yet have the legal marijuana?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I don't think they do?

Speaker 5 (47:41):
No, aren't they are?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
They?

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Aren't they doing maybe the medical could?

Speaker 7 (47:44):
I get so confused because I heard an interesting thing
about Midwestern marijuana sales. The state of Indiana does not
have legal pot. However, Illinois does, Michigan does, Ohio does
all surrounding the state.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
And there's this.

Speaker 7 (47:59):
There's a relatively small town called New Buffalo, Michigan. It's
beautiful right there in Lake Michigan. I've been there, highly
recommend it, but they're now referring to it as New Buffalo.
Anybody heard about this? Because apparently there are a couple
dozen what do they call them, dispensaries thank you, right there,
and apparently a lot of folks are coming across the

(48:22):
border buying their goods and then driving back to the
other state south of there, if you know what I'm saying, Well, sure, yeah.
So one might think that perhaps the legislature and said
state would go wait a minute, because apparently it's millions
upon millions of dollars.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Sharah, are you you? It is Sharon right now?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Shara?

Speaker 10 (48:44):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Okay, Shara?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Do you like the weed?

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Guys? Cops? I mean yes, I hate it?

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Cops love us. We can do whatever you want. O.

Speaker 8 (48:56):
Yes, I love it.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
You know how many hit and runs I've had to
keep count?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
No?

Speaker 9 (49:03):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (49:04):
Oh, Josh, it's a fair question, and you don't have
to necessarily answer in English.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
No, No, you do you like the pot? Have you
ever imbibed?

Speaker 8 (49:14):
I do on occasion?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Okay, cool, Yes, Jeffrey, it's not a secret that you're
what he wants to say, is.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Look at it. This guy looks like a walking joint.
You do it?

Speaker 11 (49:32):
Sure, you're literally bringing sure where it's bigfoot at various
stages of his day. He's got a stick in bendle.
He's by the fire, that's right, that is that's the
stoner shirt for sure. Jeffrey and I were having lunch
the other day and I was I'm sorry, jeff that's
got to be a tough hour. He gives me a
treat once a week.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
So can you tell the story you told me?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Which one?

Speaker 7 (49:53):
The one about a friend of yours who had gone
to a dispensary and was dry diving back and yeah
they got busted. Well, first off, congratulations on getting a
story out while.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
That is almost.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Since I know none of you are blessed enough to
get to do it, here's what to say to go.
We've been through it. Tom will ask you a question
and then while you're answering, he eats all of his
food and then sits there like, what's taking you so
long on your food?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Made you feel super rushed and you get all your
food to go. It is an experience having lunch with it.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I I had a friend who had drove to another
state and came back and of course they pulled him
over and he got busted and they arrested him.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
Over because he was like coming over there.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, they said, they go, dude, we just saw you
pass us a half an hour ago, and now you're
coming back this way. We know what you're doing. You
have to be careful.

Speaker 11 (51:01):
That's why whenever I go there regular car, when I
drive back, my same car put a mustache on the front.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Though, So it's not so it's not legal to go
there and buy it, right, Well, it's legal to go
there and buy it, it's just not legal to come
back home with it.

Speaker 11 (51:20):
Crossing state lines. You're using highways sometimes those are federally funded.
You can get in a lot of trouble.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
For doing that, do they.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Because I was in a dispensary in Colorado not too
long ago, grabbing something for one of my sons, and uh,
they asked for my ID.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
So you don't have to have an in state ID.
Then so if you're in Michigan, anybody can buy it. Well,
but they limit how much you're allowed to buy if
you're out of state.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
They do.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
Really, how much is that limit?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I have no idea because I don't do that, but
I do know they're in the break. You'll get you.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
You exactly four ounces of flower? It's two outs, yeah, exactly.
Like you can't go up and buy like half a
pounds of weed, and like they won't sell it to you.
Do you think?

Speaker 7 (52:08):
I don't know if weed is legal in Kansas. For
the sake of this scenario, it isn't all right Missouri,
it is right, that's true, Colorado, it is. That's if
you're going from Saint Louis to Denver, you buy weed
in Missouri, you're driving through Kansas where it's not legal,
but you're just driving through.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
You can still get busted. Oh you're going okay, okay, right?

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Oh yeah, And you can't take it on an airplane,
even if you're going from a legal place to a
legal place.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
You can't.

Speaker 8 (52:37):
Yeah, you can cannot, but you physically probably can't.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
You can't, I'm sorry, without getting off the plane and
getting cuffed peanut butter and squly coffee grounds there you
can fly with a jar of peanut butter. Now, aren't
they just going, Oh, I just gotta have my Jeff,

(53:04):
you gotta bring the jelly and the bread throm Okay, Well,
so a new Buffalo. And then presumably I would assume
then if it's places adjacent to Illinois have a similar Yeah,
because I know in certain states that you have the
legal fireworks.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
You know, that's that's a perfect way to put it.

Speaker 11 (53:24):
It's like when you're in one of those states and
you get close to the border and there's fireworks and
cigarettes at state minimum all of a sudden because the
state over has higher taxes.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
It's the exact same thing, just the other way around.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
Is there like a really cool state where as you're approaching,
every billboard is for something you'll legal on the one
you're leaving coming, tax free cigarettes, tax free liquor.

Speaker 11 (53:43):
It's pretty close the Michigan Indiana Illinois triangle. There's a
lot of low cigarettes, marijuana, fireworks. Yeah, it's all around. Okay,
it's a party pretty much. If you're buy a border,
you're having a good time. You're blowing stuff up and
you're getting the.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
Bong ready, Yeah, yeah, you're blown off, your getting stoned.
And the next sign is for a billboard for the
hospital where they can sew your fingers back. Okay, good,
we glad we covered all of that. Coming up, we're
going to talk to our first winner in our pigskin
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Chick McGee coming up. It'll be Chick McGee at the
sports desk. Plus we're going to talk to our winner
and get to the shoeing of the week sometime this morning.
Also comedian Al Jackson and Moore. We're in the rally
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Speaker 1 (55:55):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silak and show
hear it's news desk.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
It's Cheryl Lastly. And for Christie Lee, who's in Vegas
to see the Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick, Jeff Oske, Willie griswol Amen,
Josh Arnold, Hi Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee and hello Tom.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
And to clarify the Wizard of Oz, she's not actually
getting to see the Wizard No, if you do. Yeah,
she's gonna see the movie, the new version featured at
the sphere.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
How about that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
Our guest is Cheryl Lastly sitting in for Christy because
once again Christie's at the Sphere watching the Wizard of Us.
That I shall be back tomorrow with a full report.
I'm sort of looking forward to that. Coming up here
to talk with Paul Sugars, who is our first winner
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I'm sorry, System of a Down. That's that's the band Sugars.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Is that the guy with you with the Armenian?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:14):
What's what's his name?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Surge Tankian? Is that era proceduing?

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Uh No, that's a coach at Notre Dame.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
Okay, sorry, I was speaking of which Chick McGee is
at the sports desk.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
What's happening?

Speaker 6 (57:27):
And the Cubs fans in the room anyway? All right,
they pledged the playoff slot last night.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Oh, good for them. What's the problem, Josh? I like
the Cardinals and they weren't particularly good this year.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
And NFL news, Jets quarterback Justin Fields has been ruled
out for Sunday's game against Tampa Bay with a concussion.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Boy did you see this tackle? His head? Snap back
at the Oh, that's just a concussion. Wait.

Speaker 6 (57:56):
NAP coach a Ron Glenn announced the decision that Fields
will not play yesterday. He is in concussion protocol and
Commander's quarterback, I'm sorry. Washington Football team quarterback sweet baby
Jayden Daniels will not practice earlier than tomorrow. He's cover
recovering from an injured knee. Left knee, right knee, Weenie,

(58:18):
I think it's left. Actually, yeah, it looks like Marcus Mariota,
who's just a god.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I love that guy.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
Handsome, tall, Hawaiian, so handsome.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Did you see that?

Speaker 7 (58:26):
Did you see Ace on a sheer when you mentioned
the injury, because Ace, of course, is tried to pay.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Attention in that direction. Okay, early irritating, he exists. I
have the w n B Ayoda last.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
Night, Mariota says he's Awaian. But Kenyon, we all know
you're a Mariota truth the ago. I forgot about that,
not fooling anybody.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
Punk Phoenix evens everything in the day Mariota eighty six
sixty over New York, Minnesota, over Golden State. Last night
they do Away with a Valkyrie seventy five seventy four
were in the w NBA playoffs.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
You like the song Ride to the Valkyries, will yeah?
Remember an Apocalypse now?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (59:10):
Great great placement, yes, yes, that's one of the That
movie has great music placement.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
The doors, oh, this is the this is the end.
The trees, gosh, powerful stuff.

Speaker 9 (59:23):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
How did you hear there is a.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
There's a documentary coming out about the making of Coppola's
newest movie, that was The Huge Bomb. Yeah, it's called
Mega doc Yeah about the about Megapolis, which is a
total financial disaster.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Man, he loves it.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
You're right.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Nothing makes him happier.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
He almost salivates. Oh yeah, he almost forms at the
corner of his mouth.

Speaker 11 (59:52):
His favorite thing, loving people who did everything right, who
wins all the right consultants and then everything just went bad.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
He loves That's a huge gon Froyd so hot heaven skate.
Oh yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
The World Cup of Grave Digging. I'm doing this story
under protest. The World Cup of Grave Digging took place
in a small Hungarian city earlier this month. Reports are
a cemetery in Sexard saw grave diggers from Hungary, Serbia,
the Czech Republic, in Russia.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
All they dominate the spey. That's the big four of
grave digging.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
I mean, think about it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
The Russians have had a lot of practice going.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
That's more mass grave digging. This is all awful. Yeah,
I didn't like that. I played in that one. I
should have stayed back.

Speaker 9 (01:00:43):
On that one.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
They all went shovel to shovel. In the competition, participants
were tasked with digging a grave that was five and
a half feet deep, it doesn't seem right, two and
a half feet wide, and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
The coyotes dig up spend Why why is why? Why?
That's just why? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Why are they doing this? Why am I telling people
they did it? Why can't we just let it go?

Speaker 11 (01:01:12):
There's like a competition for everything, just like window films,
squeaky applying competition.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Here we go. Every industry has a competition for it. Yeah,
you're right.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
They had to dig your grave five and a half
feet deep, two and a half feet wide, six and
a half feet long, and under two hours, and then
they had to backfill the grave in just fifteen minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
Was there any Were there any? So it's all these
Russians and Hungarians and Yugoslabbians? Was there one Italian guy
in a dirty suit?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I got these all? I got?

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
When they when they have to backfill it? To be fair,
do they put a casket in there? I don't know, Tom, Okay,
this is your story. Okay, I'm just trying to exist.
Is back filling part of the competition?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
Yah, they got to fill it right back up the winners.
Here got here, we have a photograph. There's a that's
a hard working sexty. My money is on the guy
in the back with the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Dude. I think it's going to dominate.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
I mean they're doing they're doing it by hand with shovels.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
And my money's on Luigi VENATORI.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
These dug holes in forty eight of the fifty states.
You know, I look, digging a hole isn't as hard
as you would think, like it is, but it like
once you get going once. I once I learned how
to dig a hole properly. While I was landscaping, I
was like, man, it would not be hard to like bury.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Somebody, like take a chick.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Keep this in the download.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
No, but to hold a normal tree root bowl, like
you have to dig a hole big enough you could
easily put your ex in the bottom and a tree
on top of her. I need to talk show. I
mean this competition. Did you see how many participants there were.

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Yeah, it looked like a dozen or so deep into
their country. There's nothing else to do. Yeah, to stare
at the same old castle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
That sure is old.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Yeah, oh oh yeah they shot a hammer movie there once.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Oh is that right. The title was won by Last
low Kiss and Robert Nagy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
The Hungarians posted a time of one hour, thirty three
minutes and twenty seconds, defending their championship first place.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Last year.

Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
You want to go next year, chick? No, No, I
don't want to read this next year. I don't want
to I don't want to know anything about it again.
The World Cup of Grave Digging.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
How about that?

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
A lot of disappointed fans. They were expecting that monster truck.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
Yeah no, they did not say that. I ever seen
Grave Digger.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Much less fun.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
I love those monster trucks.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
I know. I know you do.

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
I had a little miniature one for a while there,
that's sure. What happened to it when you were a
kid or just last one?

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
No, for the boys when they were younger.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
Yeah, it's cool. The assaulted for weed. Everything you gave
Willie and Sam they sold for wheel.

Speaker 11 (01:04:01):
Okay, we didn't steal, that's not true. We stole his
money to buy with people would never sell our own things.
We threw them at each other till they broke. I
have three brothers. You're exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Oh my gosh, he can feel like this is a sign.

Speaker 11 (01:04:15):
Baseball by Chipper Jones boys whipping it immediately.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
A pair of grannies took to the skies help raise
money for their old folks home.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I don't know why this is sports, but apparently skydiving
is a sport. Is that your of course? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
According to reports, eighty five year old Joanes Small and
seventy five year old Liz Lord went skydiving and managed
to raise over eight thousand dollars. I'll give you a
grand to just not do this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
How about that?

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
The pair jumped in tandem with instructors, landing safely after
a free fall from over tens the bait. The event
drew crowds of supporters and generated on thousands of dollars
in donations. The women said they had no fear and well,
of course they're eighty five and others not to let
age stop them from pursuing adventure. The women said money
raised will provide music, therapy and sleep machine. So tom

(01:05:09):
do their shoots open?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
I think so?

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
But to the to the chagrin of the viewers.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
They're probably pretty happy to be uh, because when you
do that, I'm trying to think you're there the guys
in back, have you right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
The instructor.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
Yeah right, and you're have you done this?

Speaker 9 (01:05:29):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I have.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
Oh really, you've done the tandem skydives?

Speaker 10 (01:05:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Wow yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:33):
I got my boyfriend at the time, for his twenty
first birthday took us skydiving. Oh yeah, it was terrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Did he do it too?

Speaker 9 (01:05:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Did he do a tanhe did he do a solo?

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
We both did tandem. If you do solo, you have
to do like an eight to twelve hour class or something.
But if you do tandem, you just signed some paperwork.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Yeah it's a twelve hours I'd like to do more. Yeah,
I want to really have it down. So it was terrifying.

Speaker 8 (01:05:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, I got it filmed. Otherwise I wouldn't
have I wouldn't remember any of it, and I'm definitely
more afraid of it now that I've done it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
Interesting, So it's not one of those things you're like, oh,
I got to try it again.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
Yeah. I mean maybe for some people, but like every
molecule in my body was like, don't do this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Wow. You know the guy on your back, can you
feel his erection?

Speaker 9 (01:06:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:06:17):
Yeah, that might have been That might be why I
blacked out. Oh yeah, I don't know if it was
the free fall or.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I was always curious.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
I mean if I did, if I did it, I'm
wondering if the guy in bag and he could feel
his suit being soiled, I could.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I just couldn't do it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:38):
Yeah, it's scary. I'm more afraid of bungee jumping though,
just because that feels like it's always going to end
in a in an injury, like you're always going to
hurt your neck.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
There was a time you did that, right, Yeah, but
there was a time.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
I can remember going to uh the classic outdoor venues
every rock concert, as you remember this, every time you'd
go walking in there with bungee set up there and
that went away. So I'm guessing there must have been
you know, Jack's two hundred foot jump jump bungee jump
where they used the two hundred and five foot cord
right and UH put that out of business. But I

(01:07:13):
can remember every councert you'd go to, they were there
with the bungee jump and the crane that has disappeared.

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Yeah, I feel like it was much more popular, super popular.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
It must be an insurance thing or yeah, a little
too tricky. But yeah, I couldn't do that either. I
did the Swing of Death.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Yeah, I've done both of those. They're both horrifying.

Speaker 7 (01:07:32):
Yeah did you do You did the Bungie yeah yeah, yeah,
oh and that was that was scarier than the swing
for me. But the thing I didn't like about the swing,
because I've done it like three times, because we had
one at six Flags and I used to be able
to do it for free, is I didn't want to
be the guy pulling the cord to release you because
I was afraid I was gonna rip the vest wide
open and we'd just all plummet.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
Right, Wow, it's valid. Yeah yeah, but the guy, Yeah,
there are two chords. This one releases the vest. Don't
touch that one. Wait a minute, yeah, mark that one
a red or something.

Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
I gotta man, you'd be great.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
Have you seen those videos where they have the bungee
jumping and the people that run the thing like play
games with the people that are about to fall, like
they try to freak them out. Yeah, oh, let me
just double check this. Yeah awful, awful?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Yeah, nice? No, no, thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
In any event is that sports?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
No kid make.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
Stupid world records. A man is set the Guinness World
Record for the fastest circumnavigation swim around Manhattan Island while
wearing handcuffs. Why this is amazing, Michael Moreau. It's just
a dog paddle if you wearing handcuffs. Unless he's handcuffed behind.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Yeah, wonder what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Let's find out together.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
Michael Moreau swam the almost thirty miles around the island
of Manhattan in nine hours, forty one minutes forty six seconds,
all while his wrists were cuffed together.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Michael Moreau, your body sure.

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
No answer there, Let's see. Moreau became the first person
in the world swim around Manhattan Island his wrists chained.
Also claimed the record for the farthest distance swimming wearing handcuffs. Well,
he said, the most unexpected condition that I had to
adapt to occur. I had to swim circles, managing the

(01:09:21):
push of the current in order to wait for the
two commuter fairies to leave and arrive at their dock
in southern Manhattan.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
We're leaving, Josh, gosh, stop it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
If he was handcuffed behind, I could see the challenge.
But if he was handcuffed in front, it'd just be
like a dog paddle. Yeah, right, but still you're in
the Hudson River, in the East River and the Harlem River.

Speaker 11 (01:09:44):
Also, how did no one call the cops? Had not
one woman on a run by the water and go, oh,
there's a man swimming with handcuffs on he escaped from rikers.
I'm calling the police right now.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
Yeah, wow, I think it'd be really rough. How do
you not get diseased? Yeah, swimming swimming in that in
those rivers, that would be my issue with that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
But I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
Maybe you get a bunch of shots before you go
in all the sewage and the water and stuff. But
there's there's a lot of traffic in those.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
It's gotta be that had have been scary.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
But I guess the Guinness people are now allowing records
where you can get killed. There's another one coming up
about a guy that has the world record for pushing
a car while he's on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
What did you see that? One?

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Pushing a car while he's on who even?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Why is that even a record?

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
Of many puts on one of those fire suits, then
sets himself on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Then a fire suit that's sheating real fire? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Is it everyday?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Live? Negotiating that enough for some here? I'm going to
set myself on fire and push car. Yeah, maybe begin
to get a record for skipping stones with handcuffs on combined.
Yesterday's a stone skipping records coming up. We have a
chimpanzees in the wild. We have a quasi moon that
has just been discovered in our universe. In fact, it's

(01:11:07):
right here in our solar system. It's the space station.

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
We'll find out for sure when we come back to
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Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (01:11:14):
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Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
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Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Hello Tom? What do you got going on over there?
I had questions for Oske.

Speaker 7 (01:11:48):
Jeff's a great man, a great dad, great comedian. He's
he's well traveled, and we were discussing the so called dispensaries,
which is the classy way to say marijuana store, pot store,
reefer retail, whatever dispensary has kind of a medical feel

(01:12:13):
if you will do they are they allowed to give
them crazy names, like the way when you're driving we
were talking about, you're driving down the road, you're about
to enter a new state. They've got legal fireworks and
you know, three fingers Larry's fireworks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Or oh wild man Larry.

Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
Do they Poppa Pedes, purple Haze Shack or whatever, nervous
nervous Charlie's yeah, or do they go with do they
try to keep them sort of semi medical sounding?

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
The ones I've seen are all like medical. Yeah, it
kind of sounds like a spa, like here a leaf
is one?

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Okay, so don't they don't go like Hendrick's albums.

Speaker 11 (01:12:48):
Back in the day in Colorado, it was more of
the wild West. When I was out there in college,
like twenty eleven, they were called trill. There was one
called Terrapin care Station, kind of referencing the Grateful Dead.
I always thought that was cool, But yeah, now they're
pretty more are kind of just down the middle.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
Okay, And again they're calling it new Buffalo.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Yeah, I think it's I could. It's interesting. It's interesting
that it wasn't me just for the rest. It's like
a pun and it involves the state of Michigan. So
far up, it's never going.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
To drop that. I hate everything about it, agreement, but
he will.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Keep doing it. I'm for us.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Yeah, than when somebody talks to Tom away from.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Here and him just ringing the knack of something to
impress one server and a weird refuge.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
It's just an uphill battle.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
It always happened.

Speaker 11 (01:13:44):
Whenever he goes, oh my gosh, I have to tell
you about something, I just go, what's it gonna be?
Is it gonna be something completely pretentious? Or is it
gonna be something I told him about two years ago?
And usually it's something I told him about two years.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Agout of trying it to be too pretentious around you,
he done it down out of that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
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Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
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Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
We'll be talking to our winner of last week, Paul Sugars. Now,
how far does he live from? A New Buffalo south
of er it's my understanding he is. I believe he
is from Jeffersonville, Indiana. Oh so he's south of New Buffalo.
He's way so yeah, he's an entire state away. He

(01:14:53):
can probably get his weed in Ohio, should he be
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Persuasion? I got, I got thirty dollars. Check, where do
I want to put it? This week? Thirty dollars? The
absolute lock? You mean, the lock of the week. What's
the lock of the week?

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
It may very well be tonight and the Buffalo Bills
hosting the Miami Dolphins, and the Dolphins are getting.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Twelve and put my money on the bill Bills to
cover big time.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
Okay, Dolphins are kind of in a mess and their
head coach could be fired as I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Wow anytime. Okay, he's on his seat is red hot.

Speaker 7 (01:15:31):
I thought we would do a little bit of today
in history because I have a little bit of a
quiz for you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Oh time, now for a little bit of today in history,
because Tom has a quiz for us.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
I'm hoping Josh picks up on this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Okay, all right, all right, it's about books or plays
or something boring. Just a second thinking cap.

Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
We should probably explain to our guests to shareff Josh
reads books.

Speaker 8 (01:16:01):
Oh wow, brag about it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
This happens to you know, try to drop the names.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
I have a television, but it only holds books. Oh
so much took other guts and I just put the books.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
You know that. You know there's someone that has that. Yeah,
somebody must oh the boob toooe. That's where I keep
on my phone to get babe. Now.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
It was on this date in nineteen sixty four that
this program appeared for the first time. And I'm going
to play the audio. This share of this is just
for you today in nineteen sixty four. Yes, all right, okay,
so this is a this is a pretty easy one,
and I think you're gonna get this share. So who
are you asking this to?

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
What are you talking to?

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Get?

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
But at first it was Josh, but now it's not John. No, No,
that part two was for Josh. Oh my god, you
are just like a toddler.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
You're exhausted. Somebody give him a bottle.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
He'd been talking to. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Here it is.

Speaker 7 (01:17:02):
Oh wait a minute, sorry, I gotta get from the mark.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Yeah, yeah, it is.

Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
This funny, it's very odd. I mean, I mean it's
it is one of the greatest television shows ever made.
Absolutely they slapped it together. John John Aston is a
brilliant actor. You might remember him from West Side Story

(01:17:39):
where he's running the dance at the gym, or perhaps
from I'm Dickens He's Fenster. Well now you're just trying
to but here's my question for you or not question, Josh?
Are you worth of something interesting about the Adams Family.
It was in black and white on television, but there
was something unusual about what they had to do when

(01:18:02):
a show was filmed in black and white.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
You know what that is?

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
They actually wore sort of greenish makeup.

Speaker 7 (01:18:08):
The makeup and the sets had to be in crazy colors.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
So they'd get the contrast on with when they had
to film it in black and white.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Boring Just.

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
Sixty four, I guess, I guess my financing of Josh's
quote unquote script has just gone down.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
The quote unquote I didn't know you were still in
I thought you hated hardcore porn. The hell of an idea.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
By the way, now Tom is working on a book.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Is that what you things to ruin a dinner party?
But yeah, in sixty four, not a lot of people
had color TVs.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
There's more.

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
No, I just think it's kind of interesting that when
they would bring the executives to the set of The
Adams Family, they wanted they also wanted to impress them,
so they made a real effort to make sure that.
But it wasn't impressive enough because they it only ran
a couple of seas.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
Yeah, some of the monsters they sort of cannibalized each other. Yeah,
like around it. It was a weird thing, but another
golden erab of television.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
You had the monsters and the Adams Fani. Look, if
you loved creepy family TV shows, that was the time
for you to be alive.

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
If you wanted thinly veiled civil rights stories because it
was there was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Some of that.

Speaker 11 (01:19:25):
Yeah, like infighting was They're like, no, I'm a I'm
a monster's guy. I hate the Adams family.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
No Adams. Oh, they're on board for both of the Yeah,
they were both great.

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
Do you remember when the TV Guide stopped indicating shows
that were in color? Oh wow, and switched to indicating
shows that were in black and white? Was it later
than we would guess it was like eighty four?

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
No, I don't think.

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
I don't think it's about the time I thought it was.
I would get seventy two.

Speaker 6 (01:19:51):
Anybody else seventy one, seventy four, it's August of seventy two.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Wow, there you go. Were you a fan of cheers
and jeers in the TV Guy? I was the thumbs
up thumbs down?

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
And Tom Shale and yeah. Do they still print TV Guide?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Does it come with a phone book and a yellow
Pages now used to be like this, Oh, that's no
good for your collectors. They got to change shelves and such.
I went through the same thing with Slit a second.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
What was the name of the magazine, Slit Slip?

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
Now, did you get the did you get the English version?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
Okay, Okay, we got to do more history quickly while
I'm at it. I dream of Genie premiered an NBC
in nineteen sixty five.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Now that was in.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
Color, right, I always okay, but it definitely was in
color some of it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
I was a bewitch. Give me Elizabeth Montgomery any yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I completely agree. Do you know who this guy is? Willie?

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
This is for you in nineteen seventy one, Yeah, this
guy released a product. I believe he I believe he's
recently deceased. His name is Momofuku Ando.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Oh is it the ramen guy?

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:21:19):
Yeah, man, Wow, there's a really good restaurant called Momofuku.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
I think I said that right. Wow. Yeah, boy, that
sounds sounds Japanese for mother.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
I was gonna say that's there's a live Doors in
Japan album where Jim Morrison Mother.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Yeah, that's that's very good, very good. And then this
is for Ace Ace.

Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
In nineteen eighty three, Kiss made their first appearance Unmasked
Where MTV.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Is the correct answer? Ace? JJ Jackson that you know
you're padding your part? I have no JJ Jackson the
VJ you started it? Tom? Where do you go? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:21:58):
Thank you Happy birthday. Nineteen fifty one on this state
d d Ramone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Do you know who that is? Sheriff, I do not
of the Ramones, yest girl in the Ramones.

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
By the way, the Ramonte Ramone was not their real name.
His real name was Douglas Colvin.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
I mean you're that's another fact for this coffee booker year.
Oh yeah, so they were, they were.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
They were fake brothers, you know, like see Thomas Howell
and soul Man.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
That's a great Joe.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
I did like that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
I'm sorry I made it last fun before that, that
movie is just misunderstood.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Yeah, but see Thomas Howell is a terrific actor.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
He really is really good. I agree.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
By the way, Oh, this makes me sad.

Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
Nineteen sixty one James Gandolfini the greatest from Sperranos. Gandalfini means.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Uh fat dolphin, right, yeah, that's wizard. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
Let's see Lance Armstrong born in this date of nineteen
seventy one. I kind of feel like him right now.
Why oh, one ball and that's pretty much effort today
in history. Thank you for joining us. Oh they're great.
Jason Sudeikas born in the state in seventy five. I
love that guy is great, terrific A. Okay, coming up,
we have alligators in the news. We are going to

(01:23:22):
talk to Al Jackson this morning. We're going to also
talk with Paul Sugars. Our winner in our in last
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Speaker 7 (01:24:33):
Chicks picks are posted right now on his insta. Uh,
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Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
You are so so hi?

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Isn't that the hip way to say?

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Yeah, that's the cool way to do it. INTI the Graham?
Is that also?

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
The no Graham for you guys? Maybe somebody a little
bit different.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
The drug joke, guys is all drug addicts in his eyes. Come.

Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
I wasn't sure who this guy was. I was when
we were doing Today in History. I was doing some birthdays,
and uh, you know this guy is He calls himself
eggs zibit.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Oh yes, yeah, Wait did you pronounce it with an e?

Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
It's not eggs You said it was like a fancy Yeah,
it's definitely exhibit.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
Yeah, I know that it's not exhibit.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
While you're saying, like, I mean, is it spelled.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
Out, it's spelled here x z.

Speaker 11 (01:25:32):
I b I t ye not eggs at all, So
it's x xhibbit. The eggs exhibit sounds like something. The
exhibit sounds like it's the fair. Yeah, yeah, go to
the exhibit. They have a little eggs, they have big eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
It's the.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
Program Pimp My Ride. Oh yeah, now I never saw that.
What was the gist of that thing?

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
Well, you would take a car and you would put
it out on the streets and people could ride in it,
and then you got all the money.

Speaker 8 (01:26:06):
I saw a different show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
You'd have like a car.

Speaker 11 (01:26:11):
You'd be like a skateboarder, say, and they'd be like,
we're gonna take your car and we're gonna put a
ramp in the back of it, and we're gonna put
skateboards in the dashboards so you and your friends can
always have a skateboard. They would like do up these cars,
but it would be really silly and very impractical.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
It was fun.

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
So it wasn't strictly getting cars for pimps.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
No, yeah, like it wasn't some crazy program cars for pimps.
What well, yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
They have that on n p R.

Speaker 7 (01:26:45):
Those announcements if you're don't trade in your car, give
it to us and we'll want Well that may be
a very good program, but there's nothing that makes me
change the channel faster than hearing that jingle.

Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
That's one of my favorites.

Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
Oh god, yeah, uh, anyway, it was his birthday, mister
x zibit.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
Have you heard Godsmax cover of one eight hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Kids with this lab man okay?

Speaker 7 (01:27:12):
And then this guy I didn't, Luis Nazario de Lima.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
I like the way you're saying it. Though.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
He's known as Ronaldo.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Oh yeah, he signed a new contract. Right soccer player.

Speaker 7 (01:27:26):
Oh I thought that was the Spanish Ronald McDonald's No,
it's uh oh yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Football football football, he's a futbo l yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
He's also known as El Finameno.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Oh the phenomenon. Nice. No, No, he's emaciated, he's hungry.

Speaker 7 (01:27:45):
I don't know whether soccer. I don't whether they're paying
so much. It says here he's a striker. Well hell,
if he's not going to work, why pay him all that?

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Okay? Uh, how did I know you'd be on management side?

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
Okay, it's time to check in with the uh with
I was going to say, with the newsgal. She's sitting
in for Christy Lee Shaup lastly is here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
With us aecuty as he's nervous.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Yes, at the Sidelin Insurance news desk what have you
got over there?

Speaker 8 (01:28:15):
All right, We've got a woman in Florida who saved
her dog from the clutches of an alligator.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:28:22):
Danny Wright told WTSP that she took her puppy, Dax,
for a walk along a creek behind her house when
she quote heard a squeal and got pulled. She recalled,
the alligator had Dax by his collar and dragged him.
Miss Wright said she punched the five foot long reptile
repeatedly until it let go of her puppy, though it
did bite her arm. OH trappers responded and removed the gator.

(01:28:45):
Miss Wright and Dax are now recovering from their injuries.

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
We get these stories pretty often. If you live in
Florida or Georgia or Louisiana or Alabama near a pond
like this, there are gators in are.

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
They just everywhere? I mean in everybody of ye.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
Kind of r and you just we had a great
story a few years ago, remember this one from South
Carolina where they found this gigantic alligator and inside they
found a dog tag and they called the guy and
it goes, yeah, I was I was hunting there whatever
twenty years ago, and the I mean sad for the dog, certainly, yes, yeah,

(01:29:21):
but yeah they they but they'll do that. So now
pat am I Crocket saying you have a song about.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
This, Yeah I do.

Speaker 7 (01:29:27):
It's a little Jim crochey operator tribute and all what
exid of operator?

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
You say, Alligator?

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
I do. I substitute the word operator brilliantly. By the way,
it's the same melody, alligator.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Why'd you have to eat that dog?

Speaker 9 (01:29:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
You have your own leg full of frogs and fishes.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Living in Fla. You get more brazen every day. How
could you find a poodle so delicious? That's why we
get four feet and you now you eat our pets.
Give me the number of the Gator hotline so I

(01:30:16):
can't call. Get you out of my yard. You gotta
gold and let go of Old Flow. She's just walking
her dog eighty three years old, skin like jerky. I'm
told go find a bass or an eel.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Flow is not a.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Tasty meal, Alligator? See how I didn't? Why did you
have to eat?

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Old hardly knew it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Yeah? I love that original song too, that Jim croche
A lot of pussies do.

Speaker 6 (01:30:47):
Yeah, wow, huh, that's rough. What about Rapid Roy that
stock car boy. How do you feel about that one?

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Yeah? That so he found a gimmick and just ran with.
Oh yeah, don't mess with Jim Bad Bad Yeah yeah
the rap head roll that stock cowboy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
Oh yeah yeah, I ain't not familiar. I I only
liked that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
I don't know about Rapid Roy the stock I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
I loved operator though. Sure it's a nice song.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
It's one of those songs a little bit dated.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
No, no, they use but it's not not a dime anymore.
Welcome to another adventure in board today.

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
I'm not excited about Rapid Roy the stock Boy, stock
car boy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Oh, I don't working a grocery.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
Nobody's stock shells like cap with and cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
That's what I thought it was. I don't remember here.
Was that a hit? Yeah yeah, I don't think so,
but it's I think it's on his greatest it's actually
I thought maybe not. Did he have a tragic end?

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
Yeah yeah, car wreck no no, no, no air air
airplane car.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Wow, And.

Speaker 9 (01:32:07):
I covered that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
I'm a genius.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
Accident accident.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
Now coming up, we're going to review signs. Couples won't
make it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
If he's banging the waiter, I think so he's filling
out the lady that brought the dessert card. You're that's
a red flags.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
Your suggestion is if your boyfriend is banging the waiter ladies,
this one might not work.

Speaker 8 (01:32:40):
Okay, you could thank you so much sign that.

Speaker 7 (01:32:44):
Yeah yeah, okay, well look out all great information.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Thank you.

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Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Well, thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (01:34:01):
Check real quick a Jim Croachey update. I want because
his number one streaming song is is Time in a Bottle.

Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
You don't like that much?

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
It's okay, I mean, yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
You know where does rap? Well, that's what I was
looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Not on here?

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:34:24):
No, you've got your operator? Then, bad bad Leroy Brown.
I don't think you're looking for licensing issues.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Don't mess around, Jim. What does that? I've got a name?

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
Uh, don't mess around with Jim comes in sixth Walking
back to Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
It's not going to be on the top, but it's
on there, somewhere, nowhere to be seen.

Speaker 6 (01:34:42):
The stock boys here, it is right here, Rapid Roy
stock car may immediately Yeah, oh you got it's on.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
You don't mess around with Jim. Actually it's from I'm
just telling you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
You know, it's not here.

Speaker 6 (01:35:00):
You don't mess around with Jim. Operator is on. You
don't mess around with Jim. Time and bottle of Christ. No,
you just said it doesn't exist. It's not on here,
is what you said. And I went right to nowhere
to be found. Nowhere to be found is what he said.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Coming up, we have chimps.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Boy, we are petty men are more boy month to believe.
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:35:35):
That sounds pretty good. We'll come back with more Rappid
Roy stock card. Why wasn't that a hit? I'm outraged.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:35:42):
We are in the Orelli Auto Parts Studios and this
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Welcome back to.

Speaker 6 (01:35:50):
The Bob and Tom Show. At the Silent Insurance News desk.
It's Sheryl.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Lastly, there's Pat Godway Chick. There's Jeff Oske. That's right.
Thanks Will Griswald.

Speaker 5 (01:36:00):
I like that Josh Arnold by Ace Cosby.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
I'm chick.

Speaker 5 (01:36:06):
Hello, Hello Tom, Tom, Hello, chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
What are you?

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
I was looking for something getting.

Speaker 6 (01:36:17):
You must you you're not doing this accidentally. Every time
I introduce you, you're preoccupy. I was hoping you take long.

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
You're preoccupied.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Yes, I was preoccupied.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
I was trying to find SI that Jim crocheng Maybe no, no,
it doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
It's not available.

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
No, no, I mean it doesn't exist with respect to
having a lot of people listening to it. According to
the streaming numbers, it's a great song.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
It's not the top five or whatever they put up there.

Speaker 5 (01:36:41):
Yeah, what's it called again?

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
Roy?

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
Somebody rappid Roy the stock car boy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
This is a lesser Jim Broach to that stock car
or he too much to believe. You know, we always
got an ex bac the road of it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
He got.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
He does a little that was my favorite part of
the song. He has a tattoo on one arm that
says baby, and the other arm but just say.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I talked to him hey baby.

Speaker 7 (01:37:20):
And so a Croachy is kind of like a Harry Chapin.
And then he would do these story songs.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
They would be nine minutes long. Yeah, like text. Yeah,
that sounds a good much little tune.

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
I'll have to have to check that out.

Speaker 11 (01:37:33):
The intro does kind of suck. It sounds like Chuck
Barrier in the camp an acoustic hit. Yeah it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
It is kind of odd. Do you think Chuck Berry
like Chuck barely like that he likes campfires? You think
Chuck Berry if.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
Somebody's taking a pissl better explain that, better explain that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Faith in the audience.

Speaker 7 (01:37:55):
Yeah, yeah, okay, they know Chuck Barrier, Copperpelia. Okay, I'm trusting.
I wonder if this will play here. Well that's nice,
Well this is That's not what I wanted to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Oh why does he have? That's not what we wanted
to hear either. We've been doing that all day. This
is the show that no one wanted.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
To Well, we're getting older, we get topped like three decades.
A time machine, Yeah, the Tom machine?

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
What is this tom anybody? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
I know, but I'm notfying it with an ass rascals.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Incidental music, I.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
Don't know what it's called.

Speaker 6 (01:38:41):
But the introduction of the Lawrence Walk Show uh, and
it's because I just got this letter handed to me.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Who handed him this?

Speaker 6 (01:38:48):
Who?

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
Who?

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
I know who and I will kill it. He's a
big guy.

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
It's gonna be hard, dear Bobin Tom, sure ye, sorry
to bother you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Orc.

Speaker 7 (01:39:05):
I am a violent sneezer on one occasion.

Speaker 8 (01:39:12):
That's you still get arrested. You can't blame the snees, Arthur.

Speaker 7 (01:39:18):
Thanks called domestic tissues, Arthur. Arthur, thanks for taking the
time and trouble to write. I believe what just occurred
would be considered slander. Well sue Tom, He's got the money, Arthur.
I'm not going to use your nickname, which is quite
fun punchy. I was in the shower lathering up. I

(01:39:43):
had just finished soaping, and I love the way he
somewhat poetic. I just finished soaping the muffler and the undercarriage.
I was bent over washing my legs. At that time,
A violent toot ensued, and being bent over, I looked
to my rear. It looked like a scene from the
Lawrence Welk show Bubbles. He had bubbles coming.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Out of his ass.

Speaker 5 (01:40:09):
I see, yeah, that letter is glad is written for you, man.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
I mean He's got to be from Michigan, right, Wouldn't
that be hilarious?

Speaker 4 (01:40:21):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Does it say on the letter if he dictated that
to his home nurse Arthur?

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
Arthur, thank you very much. You can bother me at
work anytime, Arthur.

Speaker 7 (01:40:34):
That'd be a great talent farting bubblesh you'd go see that,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Yeah, if there were a comedian that for his last bit,
of course I would got.

Speaker 7 (01:40:44):
Up there and you know, now, do you want to
see him with the wand to the butt or do
you want to just see bottle bubbles coming.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Out the latter?

Speaker 7 (01:40:53):
He just want to have the guy drop troo bendor
for the audience and just bubbles coming right out his ass.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
Hilarious. Hi, everybody'd be walking to the parking.

Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
Did you see that thing at the end that tells
you a lot about where we Where we are today.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Is a show.

Speaker 7 (01:41:11):
I hated that bit about that that stock car racing
guy with a tattoo, but I love the bubbles, thank
you very much. A couple of quick things in the
studio Willie g on his way to the Commonwealth of
Kentucky Louisville the caravan tonight tomorrow and Saturday with Greg Hahn.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Yeah, I got tickets on my Instagram bio at Willy
dot Griswold. Come hang out, you guys gonna be fun,
all right.

Speaker 7 (01:41:36):
Jeff Oske hanging out with us. Yeah, Jeff and I
were talking off the air. Another story about you can't
say who this was because it wasn't you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
But I'll tell it. I don't care. So be careful driving, Willy.
This happened to my father in law the other day.
He's driving. They're they're taking roads down, they're taking small towns.
They're going through small town.

Speaker 7 (01:41:56):
Is this because they've made an illegal purchase.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
It doesn't matter why they're going through small towns, but
they're going through small towns. They are taking major highways
home going through they're taking a scenic drive home. Yeah,
thirty one. I know exactly where they are. So you
are coming down the street and as it goes into
a small town, the miles per hour drops down to
twenty a speed trap town, Yes, they're called. He does

(01:42:19):
not drop down to twenty. He is doing thirty five
and gets pulled over with his wife and the cop
comes up and is like, hey, you're doing thirty five.
It drafts to twenty and his wife goes, sorry, officer,
it's not his fault. We were looking at a barn
for sale off the side of the road here and
the cop goes, oh so distracted driving as well? Gave
him two tickets.

Speaker 7 (01:42:42):
Yeah, but the punchline has the jokes on him because
he had a ton of pop in the truck.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right, this is why women should not
be allowed in car.

Speaker 8 (01:42:56):
The only thing you learn from that, right is the
se yourself out.

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
Now, Sharon, do you drive?

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Driver?

Speaker 7 (01:43:09):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
Part two? Can you drive a stick shift?

Speaker 9 (01:43:15):
You know what?

Speaker 8 (01:43:15):
I I understand how, but I've only ever done it
once growing up in Iowa. Like one of my guy
friends showed me how and I got to do it
for a minute, but I don't think I could do
it if I was like being chased by somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
So if you're carjacking someone, and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:43:31):
Whenever I steal cars, I definitely always get automatic.

Speaker 7 (01:43:35):
Okay, you got you got it? You gotta be picky.
Cheryl Lastley is sitting in for Christie Lee today once again.
Christie's gone to see the Wizard of Oz in Vegas
at the sphere. You got a stack of news over
there and feel free to read on him.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
What do you got.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
I'm just gonna drop some two hundred dollars on a
big screen.

Speaker 8 (01:44:04):
The sphere is like the all the way around.

Speaker 7 (01:44:06):
Yeah, it's a globe. I went there to never get
that money back. I went there to see that. I
went there to see the Eagles. It was really interesting,
really cool. Great sound this they've they've shortened the movie
by about half an hour. They've taken out one of
the better songs. But it should be interesting. I guess
they're flying monkeys and all the stuff. Wow, Christie will
give us a full report. And I know Christie well
enough to note that there's no way she's not going

(01:44:27):
to find a gaming table even though they're only there
for a few hours, because she's coming back tonight. I
didn't realize she liked the gambling that much. Oh wow, yeah, yeah,
I mean she actually you know what she was talking about.
She had like a bunch of craps tips and stuff. Yeah,
like everyone, she has quote unquote assiste.

Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
Yes, yeah, oh so much.

Speaker 8 (01:44:47):
Going on in craps. How do you have assists? I
have to learn that game every time I play it,
and then I am very lucky and usually win. Really, Oh,
it has to be somebody else's dime though, you guys
got a bankroll me?

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Yeah, well for you.

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
Christie's pretty good at it. So well, if I have
a feeling she's going to find herself herself a crap
stable and what. But all right, so then it won't
be money, she'll never get back. Josh, she'll come back.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
Oh you think she's gonna pay for a trip at least?

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
Wow, that would be that's the way to go. You
take the cost of the trip. You put it on
Black twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Are did you go? Huh? Did Andy go with Christy?

Speaker 9 (01:45:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Andy? Huh? Yeah, I had to go. Yeah, An, I'm
down at nudes on ice though. All right, that'stally Yeah.
You know what, that's a hell of a show. That girls.

Speaker 6 (01:45:38):
They really bring it every night, no matter what time
of day. They bring it every day. Now that I
think about it's.

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
Gotten multiple times. It's got to be hard, hard on
the I've been here for thirty six hours. Sure, let's
get to it in the news. What do you got
over there?

Speaker 8 (01:45:54):
All right? From ask Reddit, a user asked, what just
screams this couple isn't going to make it. Here are
some examples when they've only been dating for three months
but have already had plenty of ups and downs.

Speaker 7 (01:46:06):
Like any relationship people, they'll say, we've already handsome ups
and downs, but we're gonna make it.

Speaker 8 (01:46:12):
Yeah, I mean, I guess if they're you know, if
you're like over forty and you have some ups and
downs in the first three months, you know you just
gotta stick in there. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Oh no, I think if you're over forty even you
have ups andince that you're out Oh yeah, experience. Yeah,
you're gonna go. I've been down this road before. No way,
I'm done.

Speaker 8 (01:46:32):
Okay, Well, we'll have to dive into that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
I would say, if you are sharing a Facebook account,
you guys, uh, there's been some cheating and it's probably
not gonna last much longer.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
Oh you think that's a sign a symptom of something
that's already gone wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:46:48):
Yeah, you'll find us. You'll find us A Dave in Regina, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:46:53):
Yeah, the couple.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
Whenever I see that, I'm like, ha, which one are
you cheated? That's what I think. Every time you see
a shared a count, right, what do you think? Yeah,
because they're looking up people and so I think, oh,
that's that's very sweet. So much someone wants to be
able to check the messages.

Speaker 6 (01:47:10):
You're not ready to go to that next level on
a relationship. You stay right where you are. It's lovely
being unaware. These are the signs that you give me another.

Speaker 8 (01:47:22):
One criticizing each other in front of others. I think
that's pretty spot on.

Speaker 7 (01:47:28):
I see that plenty with relationships that work really well.
Though maybe I always just thought that was kind of
just being in a relationship. It depends it's like playful
or if.

Speaker 8 (01:47:36):
It's like very seriactly, yeah, And you got to be
on the same page about what's playful. Like if your
partner hurts your feelings in front of all your friends,
you're like, oh, this is my biggest bully.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
So yeah, sir, she's a real stupid idiot, isn't she.

Speaker 8 (01:47:51):
Oh me, just a stupid idiot. I'm not allowed in
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
You're learning.

Speaker 8 (01:47:56):
Yeah, thank you, Josh, thank you so much. One of
them says, I went to one wedding where the bride
refused to say for richer or poorer during the vows.

Speaker 3 (01:48:08):
WHOA.

Speaker 11 (01:48:09):
Yeah, that does kind of rule though, because I think
people are lying when they say that a lot of
the time. So I don't I don't think it's great
that she's doing it, but at least she's being honest.

Speaker 1 (01:48:18):
But the thing is, that doesn't have to be in
the vows.

Speaker 7 (01:48:23):
Yeah, I've done a couple of weddings like that, or
you get to uh, there's only there's a couple of
legal things that have to be in there. That's not
one of them. So in advance, yeah, they should have
gotten together and said, hey, don't put that in there.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
If they're that screams signed to me.

Speaker 8 (01:48:43):
Yeah, yeah, but a sign we could have avoided in
front of you know, all of our friends and family.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
You could do you could do a rewrite, you could
go for richer strictly.

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
And that's sickness thing too, it's sick.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
I'm going only only in good health at this weight.

Speaker 7 (01:49:04):
You should always follow it up with how how sick?
When it's a sneezy guy on food stamps, the bubble's
coming out of his ass. So once again the category
is this couple is not going to make it. And
I'll read ahead here. This last one is when they
started out as a fair partners.

Speaker 11 (01:49:26):
Oh yeah, you've heard that far sure, you don't think
that ever works? No, I think it does work. I
just think that you know, you got to be mindful
of that. But whatever works for dude, it's there's a
it's a big world. We've been going for a long time.
Everything has happened. Whatever works for you, that's great, man.
I don't want be judgmental if anybody meet somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
Well, if you're if you're a twenty six year old
lady and you're dating Leonardo DiCaprio, it's gonna be hovers soon.

Speaker 8 (01:49:52):
I feel like those girls have to know going into
it though, right, and they're still like willing because it's
Leonardo to capture.

Speaker 7 (01:49:57):
Sure, yeah, yeah, but don't you don't do you wonder
if if each one of those has that thing of
I'll be the one to tame him.

Speaker 8 (01:50:05):
Sure, probably a little bit, and maybe eventually one of
them will.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Just so that you know, what about this one?

Speaker 7 (01:50:11):
What about uh the either the well there's two, how
about either they have the same tattoo, they get it
to get they go to some tattoo parlament.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
We're gonna get whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:50:24):
He gets. Hey, she gets baby, how about that exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Or or names?

Speaker 5 (01:50:28):
Yeah, you know you think that's a sign it won't
work out.

Speaker 7 (01:50:32):
I'm asking, do you think he gets misty and she
gets uh, you know, ted or whatever? Is that a
good sign or a bad sign? I don't think it's
just I think it's I think things are going well then,
so I don't want to comment on. I feel like
this question is actually saying more about you, how you

(01:50:53):
feel when you see I don't know how I feel
as usual? So how do I feel?

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
Hmm yea, how do you feel?

Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:51:04):
Did you tend to judge a couple that has matching tattoos?

Speaker 6 (01:51:07):
No, I'm just curious. No, No, he judges everything the
couple is. So I've never seen it, like, I don't
know anyone who I don't know anyone that does that's
done that either. But I'm sure it's but you know
it's out there.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
Last time I was at a water park, I saw
a lady and she had across her chest property of
Kevin tattooed like a chess piece. Wo Oh, that's a
toxic relationship. Later, I did you see another guy with
attatt says I'm Kevin. Wow. Yeah, that's rough. Not necessarily

(01:51:41):
she could love that some money on it. It was
a really nice script.

Speaker 5 (01:51:47):
He didn't hold her down and give her the tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
That we're aware of.

Speaker 7 (01:51:54):
I know that Pat Godwin and I were talking to that.
Remember that lady in Louisville. He had the tattoo removal business.
When she said the number one tattoo they removed was
the wedding ring tattoo. Yeah, she said it was also
extraordinarily painful. Why are you looking at your hand?

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
Well, I I'm just shocked I never got one, Like
that's right up by all that you never got never,
that's insane. Well I'm only two marriages and they're still talking.

Speaker 5 (01:52:19):
What's your first tattoo?

Speaker 9 (01:52:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
I have.

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
My astrological sign on the back of my neck, on
my back. What is your astrological sign libra?

Speaker 5 (01:52:31):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:52:32):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
Is that like the thing with the scales? Yeah, he's balanced.
I got that because at one time I was a
teen unweed mother of three, so I had to get that.
They forced me to get that out the tattoo se Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:52:46):
Coming up, we're going to talk to our winner of
our of the this past week's Pick Them competition.

Speaker 1 (01:52:55):
You can be a winner this week. Get your entry
in before this evening's game.

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By the way, you just go to bombing Com slash
Contest just pick the winners in the NFL and this
forthcoming week, week three of the season, and you can
win yourself a five hundred dollars gift card from Steven
Singer Jewelers. Right now we pass it over to Chick McGee.

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Speaker 7 (01:54:08):
Chick McGee coming up or to talk to our winner. Also,
we've got chimps in the news and donkeys in the
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Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
Rick, Oh, I'm so sure.

Speaker 6 (01:54:37):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. He's
having a good time at the Silac Insurance news desk
and sharel Lastly, there's Pat Godwood, Hey, check, Jeff Oske Yeah, Willie.

Speaker 1 (01:54:53):
Griswold, a man Josh Arnold.

Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (01:54:55):
Everyone, A's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom, Hello,
I'm ready this time.

Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:55:04):
Barely though, because I was looking for something else here,
because we are going to be joined by a special guest.
We have a little thing we call our Pigskin Pick
Them Competition, and each week we ask you to pick
the winners in professional football and This guy is the
only guy that got all of the answers correct because
he picked all the games right. His name is Paul Sugars,

(01:55:25):
and I believe mister Sugars is joining us on the phone. Paul,
can you hear me, sir?

Speaker 3 (01:55:30):
Yes, sir, Good morning everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Hey, Hi, and it's it's sugars plural, not just sugar. Yeah, sugar. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:55:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:55:38):
Do you got a lot of grief about that growing
up to people go.

Speaker 1 (01:55:41):
You must be sweet and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:55:44):
Sure, okay, Well, thanks for bringing it up.

Speaker 7 (01:55:51):
I wonder we have a we have well, First of all, congratulations,
you got yourself a nice five hundred dollars gift card
to Steven Singer Jewelers. Do you have a special somebody
you might want to get some jewelry for?

Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
Or is this gonna go for you?

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
I get some from my mom, probably in some step daughters.

Speaker 5 (01:56:07):
Nice, very nice, nice nice. Now did your mom make these.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
Picks for you? No, sir, I haven't picking up for
thirty years of my friends.

Speaker 5 (01:56:16):
Jack, All right, do you guys do pretty well?

Speaker 3 (01:56:22):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:56:25):
So which which one of your buddies is always rowining it?

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
Then?

Speaker 10 (01:56:30):
Jack?

Speaker 1 (01:56:33):
Thanks a lot, Jack?

Speaker 7 (01:56:34):
Yeah, thanks that perfect well, Jack's not there to ruin
this next segment, Chick McGee is our prognostgnosticator.

Speaker 5 (01:56:42):
And I'll take care of that.

Speaker 6 (01:56:44):
You get no, you get to pick against the chick sture.
He picks a few games that he thinks are very interesting. Well,
I pick them all on Instagram at the Chick McGee.
But yeah, I'll just pick a couple here with what
was this clown's name again, it's mister Sugar Sugars.

Speaker 1 (01:56:58):
Alrighty uh you Colts fan? Is that what I'm hearing? Yes, sir,
I'm a Colts fan, all right. I like this guy
for some reason. They travel to Tennessee to take on
the Titans. Titans a home underdog this week. They're getting
three against the mighty all of a sudden undefeated two
and oh, Colts, who do you like the Colts?

Speaker 6 (01:57:17):
Now? You got to pick points here, Colts minus the
three in Tennessee or the Titans plus.

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
Three absolutely taking the Colts.

Speaker 6 (01:57:25):
The Colts minus the three, all right, I'm gonna go
Titans plus the three on that one. It's going to
be a close one, I think. And yeah, how about
tonight's game, which is amazing? The Bills hosting the Miami Dolphins,
Miami getting twelve. Who do you like Buffalo or Miami?

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
I wouldn't you normally mess with this game? But I'll
take Buffalo minus the twelve.

Speaker 6 (01:57:48):
I concur Bills minus the twelve. And then finally on Sunday,
the hapless whatever city they're in this week, Raiders taking
on the Washington football team in at FedEx or north Star,
whatever the hell the name of the stadium is. Now
until we get back downtown h Washington minus three against
the Raiders.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
Who do you like?

Speaker 5 (01:58:07):
Washington or Vegas?

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
I think be smart.

Speaker 3 (01:58:12):
This week?

Speaker 5 (01:58:13):
All right, you take radios. I'll take Washington minus three?

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
Of course, so there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:58:17):
To Okay, Oh, so we got a little bit of
disagreement here.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
That's right. Yeah, that makes the world going around some drama. Yeah,
that's good. What's again? We're speaking with Paul sugars uh
and are you where are you right now? Are you
at work?

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
Yeah? I'm working?

Speaker 1 (01:58:34):
Are are you allowed to? Are you allowed to? Okay? Okay, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:58:39):
Can I ask the nature of what it is you're
doing at work today?

Speaker 1 (01:58:43):
I'm a shipping coordinator at Champion what products?

Speaker 5 (01:58:46):
I'm all right? That's you have to do a lot
of heavy lifting. You could have just said you didn't
want to tell us instead of making.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
Something drive low trucks nice?

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
You ever?

Speaker 5 (01:58:58):
Do you guys ever do any gas?

Speaker 7 (01:59:00):
Are there any like fun forklift gags that you do,
like when there's a new guy on the floor. Yeah,
ye oh, sorry, I was just curious. There's you know,
some classic forklift gag? Guy, do you ever cut the
brake line on the forklift?

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
You know they's foot off? That was?

Speaker 7 (01:59:27):
That was always always pretty funny. Now, if I play
this music, we'll be able to hear it through the
through his phone. I'm gonna try to play a little
something for you, Paul. I'll see if you recognize it.
Do you recognize this song?

Speaker 1 (01:59:39):
Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (01:59:43):
Okay, now, anybody alive hardly is share?

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
Do you recognize?

Speaker 6 (01:59:50):
I do?

Speaker 4 (01:59:50):
I do?

Speaker 8 (01:59:51):
I don't. I just I just know that I know
that it's the Jackson five, and I know that it's
like sugar. Isn't that right?

Speaker 1 (01:59:57):
You're half right?

Speaker 5 (01:59:58):
It's not the sugar to honey honey?

Speaker 1 (02:00:02):
And it is.

Speaker 6 (02:00:03):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (02:00:03):
The Archies a song turned down by the Monkeys, by
the way, had a lot of filler.

Speaker 5 (02:00:11):
Here is that your theme song? There, Paul, this show.

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
What did he say? What do you say right out
of the bat and how did he say it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:00:19):
My last names sugar. It's been kind of a pain
in the bot here you are at the end, just curious.

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
I like when you call him mister sugar behind your back.
I call you mister fake sugar. So it's fine. It's
like two friends. You can call me his blenda. Thank
you everybody money.

Speaker 6 (02:00:34):
Hey, Paul, congratulations, saw like a nice guy. And give
our best to your mom.

Speaker 7 (02:00:39):
Okay, thank you so much because you got you got
a five hundred dollars gift of tificate from Steven Singer Julius.
You'll be able to find something real nice for your mom.
I know there's a some really nice bracelets.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
And nipple rings.

Speaker 4 (02:00:52):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:00:53):
And now, Paul, I'm I apologize for everyone else.

Speaker 1 (02:00:57):
Uh but uh, every day I know them.

Speaker 5 (02:01:04):
We appreciate you, Paul.

Speaker 6 (02:01:05):
All right, Paul, congrats, hope you do well in your
picks this week. All right, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
What a nice guy. Yeah, cool, Well, spite you. I
would like to have heard more from him then.

Speaker 7 (02:01:17):
Forcing the perhaps if you had a better signal, I
would have enjoyed more We're returning with we have interesting
things in the news, including chimps et cetera. And we've
got comedian Al Jackson coming up from the Oiley Auto
Part Studios.

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 1 (02:01:46):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance
News to ask.

Speaker 5 (02:01:52):
It's Cheryl.

Speaker 1 (02:01:52):
Lastly, there's Pat Godwin, Hey Chick. There's Jeff Hoske. Hey, man, Chris,
did you did you smoke a bowl during the blade there?
I didn't. Who's that guy? I don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (02:02:09):
There's Josh Hernold's Cosby.

Speaker 1 (02:02:13):
I'm chick.

Speaker 7 (02:02:14):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. Yeah, sir, I think we're
gonna hook up with on the big screen. Al Jackson.
There he is.

Speaker 5 (02:02:23):
H Are you in a hotel room?

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
I am.

Speaker 9 (02:02:27):
I'm testifying against the mob this morning and they put
me in a hotel. I'm uh yeah, I'm in a
in arber this weekend. I got shows. Come out and
see me at the ann Arbor Showcase. But yeah, might
here chilling.

Speaker 7 (02:02:38):
All right, that's a comedian. Al Jackson h joining us
via whatever this thing is zoom. Good to see you, Al,
You're looking good.

Speaker 9 (02:02:47):
Thank you. I got I got my my nerd headset
and I guess it's also a gamer headset. But for me,
it was a real It was a big deal to
buy it, Tom, because it's when as a forty your
and you're like, I don't care what women think about
me in a real way, you know, because you don't
have cool earbuds. But this sounds so much better. And

(02:03:07):
I'm just on the phone my boy in public, and
I'm like, I don't care if I work at a
call center.

Speaker 5 (02:03:11):
I look, I can hear.

Speaker 9 (02:03:13):
I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (02:03:14):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (02:03:14):
So that's got one of those like Madonna microphones built
into the thing.

Speaker 9 (02:03:18):
Yeah, it's got the motivational speaker microphone.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
But you can do it, Tom.

Speaker 7 (02:03:24):
This is a terrific signal. No really, I I mean
this is a This is a great sound. Now of
the content of the presentation may be weak, that's all.
I'll take the blame for that. But no feast or
famine pick one.

Speaker 1 (02:03:37):
But for the purposes of the audio.

Speaker 6 (02:03:39):
It's great, good good, and you don't where's the cowboy
at man, It's in my It's in the box right
behind me.

Speaker 9 (02:03:46):
Put it on, Tom. You got to embrace the new you.
Every life is about seasons. You're in your cowboy like
I'm chilling, like I might get some saloon doors put
in my lounge, kind of like you need.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
To like go all in. I'm more of a Dutch
door guy than a saloon door.

Speaker 3 (02:04:03):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:04:04):
Oh, you make your girlfriend pay for half.

Speaker 9 (02:04:08):
You know what door I'm not with? And it looks
cool in your house. But the country barn sliding door, Oh,
that looks real dope for your pantry. It looks dope
in your house.

Speaker 7 (02:04:19):
I love that you've been to my house, right, I
have a sliding two huge sliding glass doors.

Speaker 5 (02:04:26):
I like going into my office.

Speaker 9 (02:04:28):
It's the door that's on a rail.

Speaker 1 (02:04:29):
Yeah you know, I got to move it.

Speaker 5 (02:04:32):
Yeah, I got.

Speaker 9 (02:04:32):
The thing is like these fancy hotels now, these new
age ones, they have that for the bathroom and it
leaves like a like a half inch gap, and it's like, yo,
my girl is right out there. I am destroying in here.

Speaker 1 (02:04:49):
Yeah, I don't want.

Speaker 9 (02:04:51):
A gap to let the smell escape. I like, what
are y'all doing?

Speaker 5 (02:04:56):
I like letting her know, Hey, your man's doing some
work in here.

Speaker 7 (02:05:01):
I will, I'll go down to the uh if you,
I'll go down to the to the lobby, to the
you go to the convention area. There's never anybody down
there in the early morning.

Speaker 5 (02:05:14):
You can get it done.

Speaker 1 (02:05:15):
I have to disturb your lady as a going to the.

Speaker 9 (02:05:19):
Convention area with the staff.

Speaker 7 (02:05:23):
No, no, Now, share your thoughts on this. If you're
with a gentleman friend and you're in his hotel room
with separate rooms, Okay, well that's right, I forgot.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
But don't you like does don't women like the smell
of a big man dump? Don't they do they feel
don't they feel protected?

Speaker 4 (02:05:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:05:42):
Yeah, that came out of that man.

Speaker 5 (02:05:45):
Who's Who's Who's security for me?

Speaker 9 (02:05:49):
Josh?

Speaker 1 (02:05:49):
Do you know what I learned from.

Speaker 9 (02:05:52):
Like all my female friends, because that's like pooping in
front of your man is like a really big deal
to women, especially like if it's the first rip they
your first trip to Mexico, they just hate it. Yeah,
they just all my girls swear by poopoie. They're not
even sponsoring me. I I didn't even know. I thought
it was like a niche joke gift.

Speaker 1 (02:06:13):
It really does work. What does explain this to me? Again?
You spray it or do you spray it or drop it?
It's a pre thing and it.

Speaker 8 (02:06:22):
Like, I don't know, it feels like it's like a
film that covers the waters everything in.

Speaker 1 (02:06:27):
Yeah, and it really is. I was doing it wrong.
I was spraying directly on my crack.

Speaker 8 (02:06:33):
Yeah, nice smelling bubbles.

Speaker 1 (02:06:36):
But it really is effective. You're absolutely right.

Speaker 9 (02:06:38):
Al Yeah, it's weird, Josh, just like everybody, like in
this world, you can buy anything, but like there's only
a few things that really work and hoops, Yeah, the
things that stop your your phone from falling in between
that weird crack between the seat belt and the driver's seat.

Speaker 6 (02:07:02):
And you're right about that other thing you just mentioned,
that rubbing things that is great for cleaning up shoes.
It's a legit product that is terrific. I'm not I
will endorse that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:14):
Please call me magic.

Speaker 5 (02:07:19):
That's rivity. I want to ask share.

Speaker 7 (02:07:22):
Are you self conscious about uh, the kind of situation
we just mentioned, would you be uh the type would
go to the elevator, go down into the lobby, and
find this.

Speaker 8 (02:07:34):
I will do everything to avoid discussing this. I was
engaged to them. I was with the guy for seven years.
We were engaged, and I never evacuated anything in front
of or even talked about it with him. I will.
My body knows not to allow it in public. Sw

(02:07:55):
it just I can't. And that's you know, that's those
are things that I'm trying to figure out about myself.

Speaker 1 (02:08:02):
All right, Okay, uh, you're so you're kind of uptight.

Speaker 8 (02:08:10):
But I guess that's what that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:08:12):
Yeah, next time you take it dump send them a picture.

Speaker 8 (02:08:15):
A pictures so everyone knows that I'm healthy.

Speaker 7 (02:08:20):
Oh I was, Uh, I think I forget if I
told you this story. A few weeks ago, I went
out to Colorado and I didn't get to see it
because I only had only had two days there. But
I I rushed off the veil. I got to the
condo we'd rented, and I was exhausted. I'd been up
since three a m. Sat down in the bathroom and
unbeknownst to me, it was a bidet, and I got it.

(02:08:43):
I got I didn't know what was coming. All of
a sudden, I'm getting this. Uh, I'm getting this upside
down shower on my gluteal cleft. And I've got to
say it was actually pretty nice. This particular condo had
a uh had like an iPad built into the wall
and you could select all kinds of choices on this.
And I know Josh has an aftermarket. The day he
swears by it was really quite nice.

Speaker 9 (02:09:05):
But I was shocked. Tom, you're talking and you sound
like the man that washed his hands for the first time.
It's like, yeah, the first time you introduce water to
any situation, Like I always said, if you're at a
picnic and you're on the on the grass and you
put your hand back and you actually put it in
some dog pooh, you don't go ham me and napkin,

(02:09:27):
You go where.

Speaker 1 (02:09:28):
Is the hose?

Speaker 9 (02:09:29):
And like immediately, But it's the only thing where we're
just like, no, we're just gonna paper this up. I
don't care how you feel. Oh, it's you know, a man,
Once some warm water hits there, you're never the same.
It's like dating a black woman.

Speaker 7 (02:09:46):
One of our listeners wrote a note saying, it's it's
like taking peanut butter out of a shag carpet, which
I thought was a really good analogy. Gross, Yeah, but
and kind of gross now the way we were this program.
Al is a little more street than I am, Cherah,
which may be hard to believe, but uh Al knows

(02:10:07):
his way around, and He's going to tell me a word,
and I'm going to see how I would do if
if I were to use this word in a situation.

Speaker 1 (02:10:13):
Let's go, Well, what have you.

Speaker 9 (02:10:14):
Got now, Tom, I'm going to use a word that
I was sure that nobody on the planet had ever heard.
But I did a comedy show in Fort Collins and
I mentioned it and one girl from the audience yelled
and said she knew what it was, and I felt
like I had met my other soulmate, Tom. What is yiffin?

Speaker 1 (02:10:32):
Yiff? Yiff? Yes? Is that why?

Speaker 9 (02:10:37):
I f F I N Yes, like Lane Kiffin.

Speaker 1 (02:10:40):
But with a y Okay football coach Lane kivin with.

Speaker 7 (02:10:46):
It sounds like something you'd be doing. Yeah, I'm later tonight.
I'll be yiffing when I leave that party. I assume involved.

Speaker 1 (02:10:54):
This this involves some kind of illegal drug use. Uh No,
I've got a guess.

Speaker 9 (02:11:00):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (02:11:01):
Yes? If they call it yes? If? Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:11:06):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (02:11:07):
But I love that Yeah? Actually, like kind of like
a more.

Speaker 1 (02:11:10):
Let me.

Speaker 9 (02:11:10):
I think you could find more applications for that in
real life than the actual definition of what it is.

Speaker 7 (02:11:16):
Yeah, are you going to the party ifan they got
the TVs nachos?

Speaker 1 (02:11:22):
Yeah? Or yeah? Yeah, so we're not close huh no.

Speaker 9 (02:11:26):
No, it's it's very difficult.

Speaker 1 (02:11:28):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (02:11:28):
Now you know that I've stayed in several hotels with
furrees and including the last one was a Higher Grand
in Atlanta. It was sharing space with fur Con twenty
twenty five, fir Con twenty.

Speaker 5 (02:11:40):
Twenty five, and you were I was like, I thought
we were here to kill Whitey.

Speaker 9 (02:11:49):
What am I going to do?

Speaker 5 (02:11:50):
Give me my tea?

Speaker 9 (02:11:51):
Will not get any better than this?

Speaker 3 (02:11:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:11:55):
And then nothing. Maybe we'd be hearing Lewis ferriicmbe jokes.

Speaker 9 (02:11:58):
This morning I went to I went down a furry
rabbit hole. No, which is probably another term in that community. Yeah,
and Yiffin, because I asked U, Chad, GBT is the
furry lifestyle considered like a fetish and it's not. It's
more like costplay. Those are the furries. If you don't

(02:12:19):
know where the people that dress up like mascots, if
they were on acid, you know, like, uh, you know,
a dragon's tail, you know, claw feet in a head,
and uh so a lot of them. It's not sexual,
but they said twenty of the like furry population sexual
and when they have sex it's called yiffin.

Speaker 1 (02:12:38):
Oh whoa, it's good to know, man.

Speaker 8 (02:12:41):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 9 (02:12:42):
Is there a Harry interesting?

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
Harry?

Speaker 7 (02:12:46):
Well, cosplay can be any character you want to dress
up as. It's just costume play is what it means.

Speaker 9 (02:12:51):
Can some tom Do you know what a furry is?

Speaker 1 (02:12:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:12:55):
Okay, I said that quickly.

Speaker 1 (02:12:58):
Are you thinking Griffindorf and door? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:13:02):
I don't go in there, man, that's the door. Yeah,
that's exactly that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (02:13:08):
Actually, no, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13:10):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
I was at the.

Speaker 5 (02:13:12):
The big fancy mall here that has the hotel attached
to it.

Speaker 1 (02:13:15):
Nice huh uh.

Speaker 7 (02:13:17):
And at the time there was a Chipotle there. I
don't know how it went out of business because that's
such a great place. But in any event, and there
was a guy in front of me, were in shorts,
and he had a tail coming out of his the backside,
and I was doing the physics and biology of it,

(02:13:38):
and I realized, this guy's got a butt plug holding
that thing.

Speaker 11 (02:13:41):
In not necessarily I would say it's twenty percent at
a time. It could be sewed in. But yeah, i'd
say one of the five times that guy's played, don't
take this away from him.

Speaker 9 (02:13:52):
I like that Willie chimed in like a public defender
that's tired of his client getting be rated by the
judge all the time. Are they selling cracks?

Speaker 7 (02:14:01):
But yeah, I just I just admired the guys. I
mean that you're really into it.

Speaker 6 (02:14:09):
You're in a very public place, their kids running around,
You got a giant tail coming out of your buns.

Speaker 3 (02:14:14):
Tom.

Speaker 9 (02:14:15):
There are thousands of them. Because at first you go, oh,
what a weird niche thing. But and I have pictures
in twenty twenty one when my daughter did club volleyball
out at San Jose the Convention Center, there was sharing
space with fur Cohn. They are in there are thousands everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:14:34):
They're having a good time.

Speaker 9 (02:14:35):
They're in Subway, they're at FedEx. They're like, it's a
lot more. It's almost not even that niche.

Speaker 7 (02:14:41):
It was amazing. It was funny, but and it was
it was a big convention. And I had a nice
burrito from Chipotle. It's the important So And I don't
know if this guy was going upstairs and he if
he would be yiffen if it is again, encounter Biffin
by the way.

Speaker 1 (02:15:00):
And you're just joking around. I met, I met with men.

Speaker 7 (02:15:03):
Okay, that's always a great pleasure. Where are you this
evening at ann Arbor?

Speaker 1 (02:15:08):
I am.

Speaker 9 (02:15:09):
I have a private show tonight, but I have shows
this weekend at the ann Arbor Comedy Showcase. So come
out and see me, and also come peep Willie and I.
We have dates and Dayton and Syracuse coming up in
November and December, so check my instagram. Al Jackson, I G.
It's all up down all.

Speaker 1 (02:15:27):
Right, thank you. Well, it's always a great pleasure.

Speaker 7 (02:15:29):
And you're looking good. You're looking extra handsome today.

Speaker 9 (02:15:31):
Well, thank you, soir.

Speaker 5 (02:15:32):
Okay, are you wearing pants?

Speaker 9 (02:15:34):
I am?

Speaker 7 (02:15:36):
It would have been much funnier if you'd stood up
in there. Oh I'm sorry, let's just move on.

Speaker 1 (02:15:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:15:41):
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Speaker 1 (02:17:06):
Well that was well done, Tom, Well thank you very much.
I didn't think i'd get through it. I have to
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Speaker 1 (02:17:23):
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Speaker 6 (02:17:27):
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Godwin by Chick, Willie Griswolds here. Hey, there's Jeff Oske,
Hey man, Josh Barnold. Hi, he's Cosby. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

Speaker 1 (02:17:42):
I'm chick.

Speaker 6 (02:17:44):
Excuse me, Tom, Hello, we're back on the air. Okay, sorry,
I had a technical issue. I'll be staring at your navel.

Speaker 1 (02:17:51):
What are you doing a navel gazer? Let me ask?

Speaker 5 (02:17:54):
Was a uh you got a dust on your shirt?

Speaker 1 (02:17:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:17:59):
I'm I'll be leaving a little bit early today. I've
got a little thing I gotta get going on.

Speaker 6 (02:18:02):
I don't let the door hit you in the end.
That's why my mom my mom always said that I
see you later.

Speaker 1 (02:18:10):
I don't let the door hngine there. What a sweet lady.

Speaker 6 (02:18:14):
How do you feel about dutch doors? I mean, unless
unless you have horse they serve.

Speaker 7 (02:18:23):
A dutch door is a door that's sawed in half
horizontally halfway up alf door.

Speaker 1 (02:18:29):
You can you can open up the hat and lean out.
If you're working concessions at a little league game, that's
a dutch door. Yeah yeah, Or if you're in a
mister Ed episode.

Speaker 7 (02:18:40):
All right, right, the mister, I didn't make the dutch
door famous. That's that is one of the funniest things
that's ever Yes, yes, I know that you picked up
on how crazy it was.

Speaker 11 (02:18:53):
I haven't been here in a little bit, but you guys,
I mean the fact we're so used to we didn't
scream at that.

Speaker 1 (02:19:00):
What a psychotic thing to say.

Speaker 6 (02:19:02):
It's so insane it should be On the question mister Ed,
do you think do you think mister Ed made anything famous?

Speaker 1 (02:19:09):
Yes or no?

Speaker 5 (02:19:10):
And if you if you say yes, you're insane.

Speaker 3 (02:19:13):
Now.

Speaker 5 (02:19:14):
I built a house. I had a house built for
me over the last few years.

Speaker 6 (02:19:17):
It was about Kennedy getting rid of the hat in
popular culture. And I didn't get very many concessions when
the house was built. H Kelly is much better at
that sort of thing and design wise, et cetera. But
she's in charge of you, yes, of course. And but
I did get one dutch door, you know, the the
doggy little air. There's a dutch door there. You know
what we're talking about.

Speaker 8 (02:19:38):
Yeah, well, I mean, I've never seen your house.

Speaker 1 (02:19:39):
But it's got too handy inside. But okay, you got
you got the bottom half of the top had just
the bottom though, and it's got it's actually got the Yeah,
there you go. There's a dog in it.

Speaker 7 (02:19:50):
Dog dogs love them because they get up there and
they go, hey, I'm back here.

Speaker 5 (02:19:58):
When I was growing up, when I was growing.

Speaker 1 (02:19:59):
Up, had it.

Speaker 7 (02:20:00):
We had a dutch door, and uh that gosh, I'd
like to go back to my old house. It seemed
nice and there were dogs. There were the dog he
was more or less a Golden Retriever. He had the
like scratch marks just in the top, like three inches
were his paws and being what he'd be rested up
there looking out.

Speaker 9 (02:20:16):
Like, hey, I'm in here, what the hell are you?

Speaker 5 (02:20:17):
But chick chick is right.

Speaker 1 (02:20:19):
They're not particularly functional. No, there's no. I don't know
who came up with it.

Speaker 11 (02:20:24):
If you had one, I imagine you wouldn't latch the
top in the bottom or however, and you would open
just the top while you're on the phone and absentmindedly
walk right into the bottom half and flip over it.

Speaker 1 (02:20:35):
Yeah, it would lead to your demise. Right, How has
it not caused accidents?

Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:20:40):
But yeah, they're great though, I have one in my house.

Speaker 1 (02:20:42):
What you like it aesthetically?

Speaker 4 (02:20:44):
Is up?

Speaker 1 (02:20:44):
Really kind of the main thing?

Speaker 5 (02:20:45):
No, you can open up the top half.

Speaker 1 (02:20:46):
No, I understand that. But what do you do? Does
it go?

Speaker 7 (02:20:53):
It goes to the outside? Okay, okay, that's very nice.
Then fun over the lot of flies? You get to
pardon me, a lot of flies? Uh, on occasion, birds
and bats.

Speaker 1 (02:21:06):
I primarily like to.

Speaker 5 (02:21:08):
Open it up in the winter when there are no flies.

Speaker 6 (02:21:11):
So then it's twenty below zero, Well, sure there's you know,
there's always a little bit of a payoff.

Speaker 1 (02:21:16):
So unless you're not working a concession stand, there's no
need to have a Dutch door. What if they call?

Speaker 5 (02:21:21):
I wonder, what do they call going out on a
date and splitting the bill?

Speaker 1 (02:21:25):
Going Dutch? I don't know where it started. Yeah, were different?
Nobody know the do that? Were the Dutch notoriously cheap?
I don't think. I don't know. That's the failing I
always got. Yes, I didn't question it, okay, because I
thought the Scots were the cheapest. What them too? They're
known to be very frugal. Are you Scottish?

Speaker 10 (02:21:43):
I am?

Speaker 5 (02:21:44):
Oh, Well, in the wonder you haven't bought his breakfast?

Speaker 4 (02:21:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:21:48):
And I will not be doing that.

Speaker 1 (02:21:50):
Well, let's all I move.

Speaker 7 (02:21:51):
Let's let's get a quick news story out of you
before I go.

Speaker 1 (02:21:53):
What do you got here?

Speaker 8 (02:21:53):
Okay? Scientists say that wild chimpanzees probably consume the equivalent
of several outcaholic drinks every day.

Speaker 1 (02:22:01):
Every day. That's fine day. That's why I said it's
a good time.

Speaker 8 (02:22:04):
Yeah. Researchers sampled twenty one species.

Speaker 5 (02:22:08):
I insist on knowing whom who I thought that was
going to freestyle that tabboard?

Speaker 1 (02:22:13):
Was that you pat? You accidentally had some demo on
your keyboard? Well? The volume's down now, So if it
wasn't bad, you can move on.

Speaker 5 (02:22:20):
We don't need to because I thought it was me.

Speaker 1 (02:22:22):
So I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (02:22:23):
Chimpanzees are drunk.

Speaker 8 (02:22:24):
What's chimpanzees are drunk? Researchers sampled twenty one species of
fruit at two chimp study sites in Africa and found
they had an average alcohol content of zero point twenty
six percent by weight. The fruit makes up a quarter
of the chimp's diet totally to about fourteen grams of
ethanol per day.

Speaker 5 (02:22:42):
Okay, so they're kind of just eating rotting fruit and
it's but we've heard me.

Speaker 7 (02:22:47):
This is the thing with moose, you remember, get this
every year, some drunk moose and it's because they ate
berries that fell on the ground. But so they're sitting
on a consistent basis, these chimps are essentially getting wasted.

Speaker 8 (02:22:57):
Yeah. Aleximorrow of UC Berkeley explained to that when adjusted
for body masks, the amount of alcohol wild chimps consume
is the equivalent to two standard American drinks.

Speaker 1 (02:23:06):
Oh good, they can still drive, then that's good. I
ahead and point outay, you love to see that.

Speaker 6 (02:23:14):
Yeah, I can't drive a stick. Gotta have my right
hand free to heave feces.

Speaker 1 (02:23:19):
That happen. You thought getting the finger on the road
was yeah, this one's this was this feces isn't even mine.

Speaker 5 (02:23:28):
You got a song pad, a.

Speaker 1 (02:23:29):
Little Jimmy Buffett to thing. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (02:23:32):
Chimpanzee sees fermentous fruit. Happy hours on its way. Some
simians like to drink a couple of day, So Tarzan,
bring me an old coke and nut.

Speaker 1 (02:23:45):
Yeah, I'll have a few.

Speaker 11 (02:23:48):
Mom.

Speaker 4 (02:23:49):
Kids get drunk like you, you know, great apes seed
rotten grapes, get tipsy like humans do, laughing and telling
a rang time I love you, Swinging on buds and
snatching into trees after a ripe.

Speaker 1 (02:24:07):
Fun to do some monkey, Why don't we get drunk?
And screw drivers will do? All right? Very good?

Speaker 7 (02:24:22):
Here, Bob and Tom show companzees aren't monkeys, you do mas?

Speaker 1 (02:24:25):
Oh boy, okay, thank you very much. Song was all encompassing,
I said, some simons after the chimpins all my research.
Thank you very much. I gotta leave.

Speaker 5 (02:24:36):
You guys have fun, Please don't go, Please stay in
the meantime chery.

Speaker 1 (02:24:44):
What else do we have?

Speaker 3 (02:24:45):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:24:45):
We have so much? Do you guys? Remember fry Festival?

Speaker 1 (02:24:50):
Fire Festival.

Speaker 8 (02:24:50):
Fire Festival, What did I say festival. That's a different festival.

Speaker 5 (02:25:00):
I would take you the electronics store.

Speaker 8 (02:25:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, this is fire Festival. Lime Wire acquires
fire Festival. The revived file sharing brand LimeWire has officially
purchased the rights.

Speaker 5 (02:25:15):
Now I didn't know lime Wire was still around.

Speaker 8 (02:25:17):
I didn't either, They say, crawler. They plan to revive
the brand into a new series of music and cultural events.
Skeptics obviously note both LimeWire and fire Festival are remembered
more for disasters than success.

Speaker 7 (02:25:33):
So they bought it because a couple of weeks ago
we talked about how somebody was in the market to
buy the brand fire.

Speaker 8 (02:25:38):
Festival, Yeah, which I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (02:25:41):
I mean, yeah, we were sort of baffled.

Speaker 8 (02:25:42):
I mean, I guess negative press has probably made it
pretty popular too, Like, so people will buy tickets too.

Speaker 7 (02:25:48):
Yeah, so this will be multiple events over a longer
period of time, not just some Yeah. Oh well that's
terrible branding.

Speaker 11 (02:25:57):
It's well, it is because like lime Wire was famous
for like stealing and firefires famish, like being a massive con. Yeah,
this would be like a woman's shelter being like, hey,
we need a new PR person.

Speaker 1 (02:26:06):
We're hiring O. J. Simpson.

Speaker 11 (02:26:08):
We're gonna bring him in here. He's gonna turn things
around for us. He's done a lot for the community.

Speaker 8 (02:26:14):
It's dumb, Yeah, I agree, but I think.

Speaker 5 (02:26:17):
I forgot what they did. It was like a napster thing, right.

Speaker 1 (02:26:20):
Yeah. It was like a service where you would pill
for music off the right. I loved it at the time.
I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (02:26:27):
You know, now I wouldn't do it, but I yeah,
it was awesome at the time.

Speaker 11 (02:26:31):
Yeah, it was one of those things where I didn't
know how to use the computer yet, so I'd have
my older brother helped me. And my music taste wasn't
exactly cool, so I'd be like, Hey, Sam, can you
go to LimeWire and download me the Backstreet Boys? You
want in Sync too, big guy? I want to hear
dirty Pop. He didn't nrees, did you?

Speaker 6 (02:26:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:26:51):
I did not like that. I wasn't that into that.

Speaker 11 (02:26:53):
They kind of came out of nowhere, but I did
love justin Timberlake beatboxed on the song dirty Pop by
in Sync, and man, I thought I was going to
be a beat boxer one day.

Speaker 1 (02:27:03):
I really thought something was going to be there for
me break dance.

Speaker 5 (02:27:06):
If you ever break dance, you tried breakdancing.

Speaker 1 (02:27:08):
I definitely tried breakdancing. You know, you have had two
brothers growing up.

Speaker 11 (02:27:12):
You're you're spinning on heads, You're getting in a headstand
and they're grabbing a leg each and spinning you around.

Speaker 9 (02:27:17):
It's fun.

Speaker 5 (02:27:19):
Did you guys break dance in the basement?

Speaker 1 (02:27:22):
We were too busy rollers lights on or off?

Speaker 7 (02:27:29):
That sounds like sunlight actually got into our basement because
we had a sliding glass door. Oh okay, all right,
so I don't yeah, maybe lights on, maybe lights off?
You had a walkout?

Speaker 1 (02:27:38):
We did?

Speaker 5 (02:27:39):
Oh yeah, that was great when I was nineteen. Yeah,
that's cool.

Speaker 6 (02:27:44):
Sneaking out? Oh yeah, yeah, what would you sneak out
for some of that sweet sweet?

Speaker 1 (02:27:50):
Some of that sweet sweet?

Speaker 5 (02:27:54):
A six pack and a brad couples.

Speaker 11 (02:28:00):
Yeah, you sound like you're from nineteen twelve speaking Abroad's sheriff.

Speaker 8 (02:28:05):
Oh, thank you so much. This one is for Jeff
and his astrologer. Astronomers have discovered a previously unknown so
called quasi moon near Earth.

Speaker 1 (02:28:16):
What's a quasi moon?

Speaker 6 (02:28:18):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (02:28:18):
It's a moon with a hump, No, it's the celestial
object dubbed twenty twenty five seven, is a type of
near Earth asteroid that orbits the Sun but remains close
to our planet. Thought to me thought to be an
ancient lunar fragment, It is among a handful of known
quasi moons orbiting Earth. Researchers said the quasi moon managed

(02:28:42):
to escape the notice of astronomers for so long because
it's small and faint.

Speaker 5 (02:28:46):
Since he's not here, I'll go it isn't that fascinating?

Speaker 8 (02:28:54):
I think it's kind of crazy that we didn't know
about it. I mean, how small and faint is it?
If it's still considered a quasi moon and we know
about every single star. I mean, I'm gonna some of
the girlies I follow on TikTok have been sleeping on
this information. Does that change the astrology map?

Speaker 11 (02:29:11):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:29:11):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (02:29:12):
Does the astronomy change the astrology?

Speaker 1 (02:29:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:29:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:29:15):
Is this moon the reason I'm so sad all the time?

Speaker 4 (02:29:17):
I bet it is?

Speaker 1 (02:29:18):
What's the moon? Moon?

Speaker 5 (02:29:19):
Cancer?

Speaker 1 (02:29:19):
Right? Moon sign?

Speaker 5 (02:29:21):
Is that cancer?

Speaker 1 (02:29:22):
Do not crab?

Speaker 5 (02:29:23):
Moon cancers?

Speaker 1 (02:29:23):
The crab? Right?

Speaker 5 (02:29:24):
I think the moon is cancer too. Something to do
with that, I thought, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:29:28):
I think everybody has their own moon sign.

Speaker 6 (02:29:31):
But the moon as we know today is basically useless. Correct,
absolutely yeah, it affects nothing. Okay, And I did a
benefit for crab cancer once.

Speaker 1 (02:29:39):
It was.

Speaker 5 (02:29:41):
Sometimes sometimes you get one with only one claw, like
a soft shell.

Speaker 6 (02:29:47):
Speaking of speaking of food and eating, Josh, yes, thank you,
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (02:29:54):
Watching it. Just run and barbecue right about now, shouldn't we?

Speaker 5 (02:29:57):
Absolutely well?

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Are you really? That's man?

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I gotta get that great egg? Who do you go
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We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac
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It's Cheryl Lastly. Hello, there's Jeff Hoske. Yes, sir, there's
Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick, there's Willie, Chris waldy Man, Josh Arnold,
Pace Cosmey.

Speaker 6 (02:32:45):
I'm Chick McGee. I can't wait to hear this explanation.
Side note, Josh is not in the room right went
into the restroom he's he he went potty, and uh,
we'll see what happened there.

Speaker 1 (02:32:58):
Let's check a news.

Speaker 6 (02:33:00):
Well here he comes down majestically entering the studios.

Speaker 1 (02:33:04):
The part time got it all together. It's Josh Arnold
with I hope.

Speaker 5 (02:33:10):
Some sort of viable explanation.

Speaker 1 (02:33:14):
I uh pooped, Nice, that's nice.

Speaker 6 (02:33:18):
Yeah, I've got a musical schedules A little off. Everybody
who wrote that book, everybody poops?

Speaker 5 (02:33:22):
You guys know that book, right? James Thurber is that
right after did the illustrations and everything?

Speaker 6 (02:33:31):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:33:32):
Right? Car? What's got?

Speaker 5 (02:33:34):
What's going on in the news over there?

Speaker 8 (02:33:36):
So much? A wild Burrow is recovering after being shot
with an arrow in what California officials say is the
latest in a series of similar attacks.

Speaker 1 (02:33:46):
Burrow like donkey, not like donkey?

Speaker 8 (02:33:49):
Yeah, I don't know. Can we just say donkey? I
mean Burrow is just a small donkey, right.

Speaker 1 (02:33:54):
Well, I'm sure it's sub little different between a blue
forget the majestic mule. Thank you, mister noad all we
appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (02:34:08):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (02:34:09):
The two year old female donkey named Cupid was spotted
with a blue arrow protruding from her right shoulder. I know, okay.
This was in the foothills of Moreno Valley. Animal Services
and the Riverside County Sheriff's Apartment helped bring the wounded
animal in for surgery.

Speaker 5 (02:34:26):
Man, who would you shoot it with an arrow?

Speaker 1 (02:34:29):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (02:34:29):
Well?

Speaker 8 (02:34:29):
And it says that there's been at least six bow
attacks on burrows in the past several months.

Speaker 11 (02:34:35):
Just some freak, then just some weird. Oh he's got
to go outside at night time. He gets in the dark,
he brings out his bow and arrow and jes yeah,
this is what gets him right. Apparently police are questioning
ted NuGen for a lot of reasons.

Speaker 1 (02:34:51):
His eyes are.

Speaker 5 (02:34:52):
Going remember the guy.

Speaker 6 (02:34:53):
There was a guy who went around, had a contraption built,
pulled it with his car trailer to engaged with horses
more or less.

Speaker 5 (02:35:03):
Do you think there's any sexual components of this? I
can't see how there's hot man.

Speaker 1 (02:35:09):
Yeah. The only thing that I can really donkey what happened?

Speaker 5 (02:35:19):
When I find one, there's nothing like it.

Speaker 6 (02:35:22):
I mean, I know what happened. I was at a
party and we were playing pin the table when I
was five, and I was using a dart. Yeah yeah, yeah,
and I.

Speaker 1 (02:35:31):
Got a b.

Speaker 5 (02:35:34):
Who about to question it though it's there, you go,
like Origin story.

Speaker 8 (02:35:41):
Yeah, it's even crazier that nobody brought it up after that.
And I just encouraged you to continue finding these tiny, tiny.

Speaker 1 (02:35:48):
Donkeys psychological imprinting. You guys.

Speaker 7 (02:35:51):
I kind of wish I were an archer, like I
wish I were really good at bow and arrow stuff.

Speaker 8 (02:35:55):
It is huge right now and I yeah, and I
actually not to break, but I was just in Europe
and I was in Germany with my friend Annie and
vice Boten, which is.

Speaker 1 (02:36:06):
You know, you're fitting in at the news desk. You
just subtly slip in that you've been to Europe Germany. Yeah,
christ Day, I let me ask you this. Have you
ever used the term state side?

Speaker 4 (02:36:22):
I did.

Speaker 8 (02:36:22):
I did say that when I was I'll be state
side on a Tuesday. I felt pretty good about it.

Speaker 11 (02:36:30):
You want to really be Christie, you just got to
tell us that somebody died right before the mics turned on.

Speaker 1 (02:36:44):
Any who.

Speaker 5 (02:36:44):
You were in Europe and.

Speaker 8 (02:36:45):
You we stumbled upon the German National Archery competition was
happening while we were there. It was incredible. I mean,
they were it was like a huge lawn of this
giant casino was beautiful. But they had these giant bows
that did the thing where they like detach I think,
so that it can go further, it has more power.

(02:37:07):
And they were hitting bull's eyes like a football field away.

Speaker 6 (02:37:11):
Didn't they do that in that show Netflix? Show you
and I watched OSK What was that you you tracked
or something? Didn't they shoot bow and arrows in that one?

Speaker 1 (02:37:20):
Oh? I don't?

Speaker 5 (02:37:21):
I am you track?

Speaker 4 (02:37:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:37:22):
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of them.

Speaker 6 (02:37:23):
They had a command like like loose and they would
shoot their er or a knock and loose or it
was it was something else.

Speaker 5 (02:37:31):
It was a big, big in the old times. I
could see you being a bowl hunter.

Speaker 1 (02:37:35):
Jeff.

Speaker 4 (02:37:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:37:37):
There is actually a in town. There's like a range
you can go and they've rant you bows and arrows
and you can like they have like deer and targets
and stuff and you can go and shoot.

Speaker 5 (02:37:47):
And we took the family so much fun. Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (02:37:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:37:52):
What about the last guy with the bow and arrow?
He's holding out. He's heard about the gun, right right,
he walks out again. Oh, now I've got a bowl
and arrow. Really, I mean, that wouldn't be a good day.

Speaker 1 (02:38:05):
Probably. He was so good. And then next thing, you know,
there's a lesson there, right, yes, hmm, well I hope
that Burrow stops getting shot with arrows.

Speaker 8 (02:38:16):
Yeah, yeah, poor cupid. Why is that donkey named though?

Speaker 7 (02:38:20):
I'm confusing, just like I wonder if the nickname came
after this, after the incident? Yeah, comes William Tell.

Speaker 1 (02:38:36):
And that was the cupid there.

Speaker 5 (02:38:39):
I don't know, getting a shot with an arrow?

Speaker 3 (02:38:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:38:42):
What else going on over there?

Speaker 8 (02:38:44):
We've got? Okay? A Southwest Airlines pilot had to kick
open a lavatory door mid flight after a passenger became
trapped inside. Video of the incident shared on TikTok shows
the pilot forcing the door open as passengers looked on
the track. Man was freed without injury and received applause
from the fellow travelers, which.

Speaker 1 (02:39:04):
I would hate that. Do we know why?

Speaker 5 (02:39:05):
You got just a plain load of sarcastic jerks?

Speaker 1 (02:39:08):
You know, way to go? Nothing better than figuring out
a door.

Speaker 7 (02:39:18):
Have you ever clapped when somebody has dropped a dish
at a restaurant?

Speaker 1 (02:39:22):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:39:22):
My gosh, I haven't, but I have said, just put
that anywhere. Okay, Yeah, I enjoyed that much more than
the clapping I've never clapped. Remember the poor kid in
school who dropped the trade whatever that would happen. It
was like, well, that's that's that's this guy's month. Yea,
like this next month, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:39:40):
All he has. Now at our school, everyone go.

Speaker 6 (02:39:47):
So fine, all right, well most of us will be
back tomorrow. I guess yeah, contract, I'm on the fence.

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Yeah yeah, I'm right there with you. That might be
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