The BOB & TOM Show - September 23, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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It's the Bob and Tom Show. Are you doing your
last news story? Christy?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh, I can do one?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh go for so you had one more?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Fart museums are a little too stuffy nat art.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh, I'd go to a fart museum.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Hell.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yes, Parts through the ages hard to get a.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's I gotta be still making fun of parts at
fifty in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Bob Time Show Time show.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
Just want to crack you. You don't want to come here?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
So yeah, I gather it's a fully all dimensional smell
of vision.

Speaker 7 (01:25):
It's stick. Really, this was no good at all?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Whoa, whoa? What was that? Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:37):
It's part of the multi media displaying going on uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
When you walk in, right.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
It's unbelievable. There's just like this big air compressure there.
It blows parts. Smell oh, smells awful. The only way
we really make money is through our concession area.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Really, what do you sell there?

Speaker 7 (02:02):
We rent raincoats for the back part of the tour.

Speaker 8 (02:08):
Yeah yeah, wha yeah, ah boy?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Now what does it have? What's the atmosphere like there?
Is it real?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Sounds thick?

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Man?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Now do you have is your is your part museum
primarily contemporary or is it modern? Or do you have
classical pieces?

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Mostly?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (02:36):
Style?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
And you.

Speaker 9 (02:39):
Work here?

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Yeah? I work here.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
My family don't look to get our money.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
But what was that that wash?

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Our tribute to uh all the little people to play
the much because let me take you into this one room. Okay,
I want to want to show you what's going on here?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
All right? What's in there?

Speaker 7 (03:06):
Oh god?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
What is it? Which room are you in?

Speaker 7 (03:10):
SBD room? Oh boy?

Speaker 9 (03:13):
Uh huh okay, I gotta go, because man, this is
I believe them.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
We got this is like the third time this month already.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
We got a rewallpaper.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Where are you guys located?

Speaker 7 (03:35):
We're at Brownsville, Texas.

Speaker 10 (03:43):
Okay, good, good morning.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
From the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. It's It's come at
a top show, Christy le Athy, Silac Insurance News death
in the latest fashion from Hot Lips, Hula Ham's right.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
You can't see me.

Speaker 10 (04:03):
I'm camo chemo flowers looked like that size.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't care for the camo. Look the whole camo.
I don't know why no kids give me one? Do
you want to hunt? Like in if you go out hunting,
you're gonna wear one maddress?

Speaker 10 (04:17):
I want what you're gonna go hunting?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (04:19):
Hunting?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You want to hunt?

Speaker 10 (04:21):
Okay, well I got it. There's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Chick. Uh, there's my thoughts? Sound hello, Ace Cosby's here?
I am chick. Hello Tom? How's it going over there
on your side?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Do you watch Hunting Wives?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Chick? I have not.

Speaker 10 (04:38):
I've heard. I've heard as far as trash TV goes,
I would enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
You would love it.

Speaker 11 (04:45):
Trash TV at its finest, hunting the ladies their ladies
at hunt and there's a lot of boobage.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's boobage. Oh yeah, oh yeah. They go after it
each other husbands, but.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
They're in there why are they naked hunting?

Speaker 11 (05:02):
They're not naked hunting, but hunting is part of the
story there in Texas.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
That's just an excuse then to have them take the
clothes off.

Speaker 11 (05:10):
Yeah, they kind of get together in a lodge sometimes
and then the next thing, you know, it's yeah.

Speaker 10 (05:16):
Yeah, are there men involved or men?

Speaker 11 (05:19):
And then there's some women and women and men, women
and women and women and.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Men and they and they called it. And then someone
wants called television a great wasteland. What were they thinking?

Speaker 11 (05:29):
It's literally the worst TV you could watch, but it's
you can't look away.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
I could be way wrong on this, but I think
you're the only one in the room that it's probably
spent some time for an early morning hunting party in
a paneled room with brandy and uh and the ready,
the hounds ready, and you have you have a steward
for your shotgun or something, now much like a caddie.

(05:53):
You've never done that, No, I've did your father dined. No,
I've dined on duck that had been let's just give
me a second here. Yes, and the word shot is
the key. I almost had to get new teeth. Oh,
I got a you know, you bite on something and

(06:16):
you realize, oh, I got a driver, reached a metal
in my mouth, but it was delicious, A little oily
got to get that. Would you want to do that?

Speaker 10 (06:24):
The fox and the hounds, you know, get the hounds,
go hunting for the foxes out there. I'm not in
any shape that right now.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
But do you ever ride horses? Are you horseworthy? No?
I admire people that I've ridden them, but I'm not, Oh, okay,
at all good at it.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
They're so big.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's a true art form.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Oh, there's a murder involved too. I forgot that point.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Speaking of trash television. Yes, this is a maybe related,
maybe not, but guy was attacked and killed doing a
demonstration with tigers. And there may or may not be
a connection to Joe Exotic. You'll recall during COVID that

(07:07):
was the big TV show. Yeah, Joe Exotic. The it's
very complicated. He was a trainer of big cats. And
then there was an alleged murder. And evidently there's an
alarming number of people in the United States at least
that want to pet baby tiger. I don't know what

(07:28):
the attraction is, but apparently that's a big damn deal.

Speaker 11 (07:31):
And don't quote me on this, but I think there
are more wildcats than personal homes or enclosures than in
zoos in the United.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
States of America.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, in most states, apparently it's legal to have a
exotic animal. This guy was an expert on big cats.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Well, and the cat didn't care.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
And apparently he got Siegfried and Royd or at least
Royd HM. But Royd, yeah, he got dead. You had
a big cat, Josh, would you put a sign out
your out in front of your house it's aid security system,
giant tiger.

Speaker 10 (08:07):
I would have like a picture of like a very
tiny kitten or something to say, like pat On premises,
so then when they actually saw it, they would just
be completely sure. There's a video out there.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I just saw yesterday some sort of Safari where you
go out in this you know, a tram or whatever,
and there's like thirty forty people in this tram and
this lion is on the tram going from person to person,
rubbing his head on O. And the caption is this
lion thinks it's a house cat, and he's adorable and lovable,
but it's it's a big ass lion. Yeah, that's what

(08:41):
happens with these cats. They raise them, but.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, they're still a wild animal.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Apparently in this case, he'd raise this one and.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Want to do the story.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Sure going.

Speaker 11 (08:50):
An animal handler link to the infamous Joe Exotic has
been killed by a tiger at an Oklahoma wildlife preserve.
Growl or Pines Tiger Preserve said mister Ryan Easily died
over the weekend in a quote unquote accident involving a
tiger at the property near Hugo, Oklahoma. All tours at
the facility have been canceled until further notice. Joe Exotic

(09:11):
offered his condolences online, saying he knew mister Easley for
many years. The preserve said this tragedy is a painful
reminder of both the beauty and unpredictability of the natural world, and.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
It should be mentioned here that Joe Exotic made those
comments from his prison sealth. Yes, I have a question,
can you when you're in prison yet? Can you go?
I bet you can have a PR department. I bet yes,
you can go online. I think menendezes have some sort
of PR machine that they're a release in press release.

Speaker 10 (09:39):
What happened to bread and water?

Speaker 11 (09:41):
I don't know Ryan understood those risks, according to the
Wildlife Preserve's press release, not out of recklessness, but out
of love the animal under his care not just animals
to him, but beings. He formed a connection with one
rooted in respect, daily care and love. Well, apparently the
other one didn't feel the same.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Do you remember what Roy said when the tiger ripped
his throat out or was it sick? I get those
Roy was the one that was attacked. He was the
tiger was trying to protect him or something. He's yeah,
I mean that may be. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (10:11):
He's stuck with that there.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
But they are wild animals and family. Guy.

Speaker 10 (10:17):
The tiger walks into the hospital and he goes he
goes up to the tiger walks into the house. Yeah,
he goes up to Roy and goes, should I get tested?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's that's genius. I know what, Let's just go home.
It's not gonna get funnier than that. Wow. That is uh,
but I mean, I don't know the I assume that
this is on video.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Oh, but people were there.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
It was people were there. It was a demonstration, part
of a tour.

Speaker 11 (10:48):
I'm sure somewhere I can't even make it more awful,
but I'm gonna keep my mouth shut right now.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's more awful than that. Oh god, I heard that
the tiger had Charlie Sheen blood. That's which means, which means,
don't bout their testing because yikes, Charlie blood. Charlie Sheen.

(11:14):
There's a documentary about him out there right now on
the Netflix and a new book, and Charlie's done at all.
So would you like to talk to him? Yeah? We
can get him on the air.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
We can, ye.

Speaker 10 (11:26):
I don't know why not we should talk to I've
talked to him.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
A couple of times, just called him up.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
What do you mean, I know, no interview, it's not
yet him.

Speaker 10 (11:36):
I bought him drinks, we've played the black chat.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Really, I thought maybe you had his number on your phone.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
He was in town for quite a while making a
movie eight Man out right. Yeah, and you know, I
went to see that and it's it wasn't anything like
I expected his gay porn. I found it was an
adult cinema feature. I was very disappointed. Doesn't this the
name of this place where this guy was sadly killed?

(12:01):
Sorry to be laughing? What's that? But again, isn't it growl?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Growler pines.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
To me, that sounds like some kind of a sounds
like a beer.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Place to be.

Speaker 10 (12:15):
Orty. I gotta get the growler.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
No, a growler. Isn't it a growler beer?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's also a really rough I had a burrito. I
gotta go before. Oh yeah it's out there.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah that's a guy.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I got a wicked growler brewing coming up by the way,
coming up. You might want to get your seat belt on.
We have a guy that had to be a letter
from an adult who was circumcised. Remember this. This came
up in conversation. Also, we have a Dutch door update.
I have no less than thirty five females about dutch doors.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Okay, guess where I put him.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
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Speaker 1 (15:03):
It's Kelly Clarkson here to talk all things Wayfair, the
best place to buy furniture, decor, and anything else you
can think of to create a home you absolutely love.
I know when I shop with Wayfair, I find options
for every style.

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Whether I'm feeling Foho.

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Or farmhouse, modern, traditional French Country, I can find exactly
what I need for my home and more. No matter
your space, style or budget, Shopwayfair dot com to make
your home way more you.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Wayfair, Every style, Every Home.

Speaker 10 (15:34):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Christy Lee, Hey, hat Godwin, Hello, Josh Arnold Hire there
As Cosby. Hey, I'm chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly
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coming up today, a couple quick things. We have some
letters here about things in the medical field. I did
want to pass along a little something to you guys.

(16:18):
I had something interesting happened to me last week. I
had a little bit of surgery on my ear. And
as part of it, they have to is the word
cauter rise nay burn it. But the way it works
is they hand you what is essentially a imagine a
like a metal ping pong paddle following me here, and
it's got a chord on it. And you take this

(16:40):
ping pong paddle thing and you put it on your
chest or your belly, and you put your and you
have to have your hand on it. Oh, because you're
so you're grounded or something, right, and and then that
completes the circuit. And then they were doing this right
at the top of my ear. So needless to say,
you could hear this sizzling sound not only here, but smell. Yeah,

(17:04):
the best barbecue ever. But it wasn't particularly painful. But
I thought it was kind of funny that I'm part
of this electrical system.

Speaker 10 (17:11):
Well, they had to do that, there were too many
electrocutions initially with it.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Was really interesting. But now we have a kind of
a medical letter here. We've been talking about well we've
been talking about the the drop in the number of
circumcisions in the United States, and it's based on a
number of different things, but it's a dropped it's among newborns, right, yes, okay, yeah,

(17:40):
of course, although we on occasion adults are urged by
professionals in the medical field too. Do we have the
definitive answer on that, is circumcised cleaner than non circumcised
or is that is that a powder keg or the
certain venereal diseases are occur on fewer occasions if one

(18:06):
is circumcised. But it's the numbers are I don't know.
I don't want to go get good quoted on this
and and get it wrong. We have a letter here.
It's a hey, guys, I had to be circumcised twice.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
H Come on, that sounds like something you'd say.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I know, I'm so giant, I'm so massive twice. That's
right now. I did not get circumcised twice. There was
a donation involved. It's a company kind of like Locks
of Love. But let's let's move on. This is This
is from Sean. I had to be circumcised twice, he writes.
The doctor thought it was the cause of why my wife,

(18:47):
my wife could not get pregnant, so the Eurolotus decided
I should get circumcised again. They brought me into the
doctor's exam room, laid me down, dropped my shorts. The
nurse whose name was Helga. Is that right? At a
five o'clock shadow? Ooh, all right, okay, she said in
a deep smoker's voice. We had are going to shave

(19:10):
you now. Somewhere someone's getting very hot at that point.
We'll refer to it as mister Winkie got scared and
went back inside. We've all experienced this, No I haven't,
but God hospitals, Yeah, yeah, Hospital Johnson, we call it.
The nurse had to call another nurse to push down

(19:32):
around mister winky so they could do the shaving. The
doctor came in to perform the procedure. The doctor gave
me thirteen shots around the base of the aforementioned After
twenty minutes, he looks at me and says, you should
be good and numb. He made the slicing motion. I
wasn't numb enough. Yikes. I raised up in the exam

(19:56):
table and pain. By the way, my wife was in
the room. We should have said something like so when
you have the baby, don't come bitching to me. Oh sorry,
uh the doctor. After completing the procedure. I looked down
and sure enough, my the aforementioned uh a private zone
was in a sling. I had to sleep in a

(20:18):
recliner with a bucket protecting my stuff. I've heard of
an ass in a sling, but I've never it hurt
for around six months. Six months. Wow, there we go.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
I didn't have sex for six months.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
By the way, the letter ends with we we now
have twins. I was hoping, you know it says the
letter ends with we ended up adopting. Okay, well, happy
ending there. Okay, good uh Chick McGee over at the
other side of the room, any letters over there, Dear
Bob a Tom Show. My name is Nick. I am
from Wisconsin. You were recently talking about Joey Chestnut hot

(20:58):
dog record on the show with July to hot dog
eating contest, Nathan. It's America organized gluttony. It's amazing. Each
year the last place team on our fantasy football league,
we've come up with interesting.

Speaker 10 (21:14):
Rigamarole to put them through after.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
They've lost the fantasy football that we hear these every
year and of like hazing, right, some sort of unpleasant task. Well,
this year our commissioner came up with the last place
person has one week, seven days to eat the same
amount that Joey ate in the context, must record video

(21:37):
every hot dog and send it to the league. Oh
by the way, it's seventy point five hot dogs in
a week. So that's give or take ten hot dogs
a day. So do you do breakfast, lunch, and dinner
of hot dogs? This gentleman, Nick said, he sat out
the fantasy football this year. He's six to one hes

(21:59):
one fifty. There's no way I could have completed the task.
That's a that's a good. That's penalty for seventy hot
dogs in one week.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
It'd be two hot dogs five times a day.

Speaker 10 (22:10):
I mean, I like, I like hot dogs, but holy heck,
you'd be so tired of it.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
And so blowed it. Can you imagine the sodium.

Speaker 10 (22:20):
None of your rings would fish.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
God, your ankles would swell it.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
Speaking of hot dogs, this is semi related here, Kevin
writes in he says, deer Chuck Michael's the chief and
the rest he's going to old school.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Chuck michaels and the chief. That's me and Tom. Tom
was the chief back in the day.

Speaker 10 (22:37):
My five year old said she wants to buy lunch
at school today because they're serving breakfast for lunch, including sausage,
and she would rather not have them. But she doesn't
know the words links or patties, so she said she
wasn't sure if they were serving sausage lines or circles.
All right, very cute. Now, chick hit me hard. Some

(23:00):
elephant's memory, that's right, mongoose. I don't have mongoose, But
what does this even me? It's when I do the
wolfman jacket, I'm gonna hit.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
You hot elephant's memory was moose. Didn't they play on
John Lennon's solo album Yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right.

Speaker 10 (23:19):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I think on one of John Lennon's solo albums, Elephant's Memory.
The band that's a band, Yeah, Elephant's Memory, and they
played with I don't know, and they had a marginal
hit called Mongoose.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
I'm unfamiliar. I heard it before and familiar.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
I think you're unfamiliar for a good reason. No, I
don't know how Grammy overlooked him, but I and I
believe there's only one one word in the in the song,
and it's mongooseose. Yeah, that's it. I want to mongoos
like party songs like that. Oh yeah, everybody, everybody, the Bonds.

(23:55):
Dear Bob and Time Show. I was watching highlights and
I said, this can't be right. I checked it. There's
a linebacker for East Central University named Maximus Johnson. Whoa,
but that sounds like a name right out of a glad,
like gladiator, like gladiator porn. Maximus Johnson? Are you not entertained? Slut?

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Is it in yet?

Speaker 3 (24:26):
How dare you? Dear Bob and Tom Show, Yes, sir,
this comes to us from Edgar, Wisconsin. Nice. We could
do a whole book of How about towns that are
named after names?

Speaker 10 (24:43):
How about a coffee table book that'll be nice.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
That would be something to thumb through at the boring meeting.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
I'm guessing, I'm guess.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
That Edgar is probably near some really nice fishing places.
What do you think maybe maybe maybe near the Dells.
This past Sunday, I was making dinner. My husband was
watching football. He said, Denver is getting beat by Then
he paused, uh, you know the Lightning Rods. He said,

(25:12):
what do you mean the chargers Los Angeles Chargers. Very good,
and check me on this, but I'm almost certain that
Baron Hilton, we came up with the San Diego Chargers.
Well it was Los Angeles Chargers first, and then with
San Diego Chargers. Is because he owned diners Club.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
That's the credit card.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
It is not.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
It was not Lightning, it's not it's charge card, but.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
The logo would suggest otherwise.

Speaker 10 (25:38):
Hey, look it's it's elephant's memory and mongoose.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Oh yeah, all right, already sold on board.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Well I've never.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Heard the cold the cobra.

Speaker 7 (26:08):
Oh take.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Good, only nine more minutes.

Speaker 10 (26:20):
It sounds like a.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Sounds like a scene from the musical above the Hunting
in the Jungle.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
There.

Speaker 10 (26:32):
This is better than I remember that. That was the
first any sort of recording audio that I bought ever,
are you serious? In the history of the world. Nice, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
It's got I mean, it's really it's got a nice
that's a cool groove of a nice horn section. That
was your first How did you hear it first on
the radio? In the radio something about when you're kid?
Because the first thing I bought was Papa um al
Mau by the Rivingtons, and then Dennis Coffee and Scorpio.
I like that, your kid, you have your taste. Your
taste is so natural and so back departures family. But

(27:05):
I recorded all that on my cassette. Oh you didn't
very conn reminds me of this. Oh yeah, Clarish frog
man Henry. I was like, I don't hear that voice
much except from r F k oh No, that was his.

(27:25):
There's a similarity. Well you do email that and Tom
at Bob and Tom dot com. Well that and that
and die in realm. I'm not lying, And that's screaming
you here in the background, as Mark Hollis he goes
through the email. No, I mean, well, let it go.
You added some there's a nice little hook and he

(27:47):
sings high and it's going let it go man, oh
frog man. Yeah, Okay, that's fun.

Speaker 10 (27:55):
How do you get away with that?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
That's so good?

Speaker 10 (27:58):
I got I think he's inhaling. That's the way to
do it.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Now. This is after Froggy appeared in The Little Rascals. Right,
does this considered.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
A cultural appropriation? No, this guy's hoggy, wasn't right, Froggy White.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah, when he stopped singing stupid. It's a good song.
I love those those songs like that, the Elephant's Memory
one that's titled again simply Mongos.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
I believe the album is Mongos from the movie Mongoose.
Thank you very much. Soon to being a Broadway player.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Now, yesterday in the show, we were giving name to
our one of our fine colleagues, comedian Jeffrey Oske. I
refer him as Papa Hippie. I love that because he's
he's a great dad. He's a wonderful guy. Wonderful guy, no,
really terrific and a great stand up. Uh and uh.

(29:07):
Someone has a different name for Okay, based on something
we talked about in the air a little bit, a
little bit ago. You're missing the perfect nickname for Jeff
Oske other than Papa Hippie. How about Papa Shroom mau Mau,
which of course references the song I was just talking

(29:28):
about by the Rivington's Up Up mau Mau. I can
dig it up because Jeff, Jeff was talking about the
importance of I don't know what what did he call it?
A coach or a guide. We had that story about
the guys that took the shrooms. They were they were

(29:49):
in the mountains on the East coast, and yeah, they help.
The one guy was in the fetal position. One guy
thought he saw a bridge over a gorge that wasn't there?
Always scare me. I don't know, Yeah, you, Jeff was saying,
if you dabble in this sort of the world of psychedelics,
you really need to have a a sober guide if

(30:11):
you if that's what you're into, I recommend talking to
a medical professional before you dive in, because there's a
lot of news lately about what do they call it,
micro dosing for various ailments. Again, talk to a paid
professional would be my would be my tip there but
Papa shroom mau mau. When we come back, we'll have

(30:31):
a little bit of a little bit of Papa um
mau mau for you. Excellent. Well, uh, that was the
That was the first music I ever purchased. It was
a forty five. And to prove my point, the flip
side was a gospel song called Deep River.

Speaker 10 (30:47):
Oh they did cover that?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
The one from It's the Deep River. It's an old
it's an old gospel song. But I, of course it's
a kid. You don't understand. I'm thinking, O. Papa ou
ma mau was great, So the fl side's got to
be similar. Oh and here it is this serious. Oh,
but not to an eight year old kid. Yeah, it
doesn't compare. Want I want more of this stuff. What

(31:12):
the hell's going on here? I understand The b sides
involved publishing rights and royalties. We have a mister McGee
over there. You sent me a great picture overnight of
all of the guys on ESPN on ESPN and and
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Speaker 10 (34:49):
Excellent. I'm chick, Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
We were discussing a certain sphere of music that we
all enjoyed as a kid. You mentioned the first record
you ever bought. This album was again it was had
you purchased a forty five prior to that dippy you
know how my kids Okay, pussy music, no no I think,
which I still enjoy. Whatever you like is what you like,

(35:14):
you know me. I'm very open minded about this.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
So you didn't purchase Fiard until that Mongoo song?

Speaker 10 (35:20):
No no, I said, the first album I purchased with
my oh okay, the.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
First music I bought was the forty five vinyl of
Papa Um on trial here.

Speaker 10 (35:30):
Okay, oh, there are some who don't quite know the
difference between forty fives, and that's true. So album which
one would have been a single of forty five?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Okay forty five for the album forty fives were about,
uh sure, I'm familiar with is with the like a
football if you sliced it, what's the and what's the
new thing? Really amazing? And then you have the smaller
if you took a football and slice and that that
doesn't really help us all. Okay, now to have a
football hits you right in the face with it. We

(36:02):
had a thing. Christy had a story that was really
interesting a couple of weeks ago about a new thing
that has come out, which are these little mini Yes,
they're vinyl discs.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Right, They kind of look like if your kids if
this is if your kids had.

Speaker 11 (36:18):
A little fake record player back in the day and
they had those tiny little records that came with.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
It that side there. So they're about the size of
a pancake, basically, like.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
A small like a silver dollar pancake.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
And then but these like a good sized areal.

Speaker 10 (36:33):
Yes, that's a big a. This is the it's called
the aerial. If you like that, or you like a
big nipple? Which one do you like the I don't care.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
It doesn't have much Excuse me? Could we get pack
a pencil? Today's topic?

Speaker 10 (36:47):
What Tom is describing it kind of looks like if
you took a record player and a record and you
made a Christmas ornament out of it. Yes, but it's
about that side. But it's real.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
And there is like a football sliced in half. No,
I didn't get the story. You found that story?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yeah, there's some only on at Target, I believe.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
And it's a it's a smart idea. It's a perfect
like stocking stuffer for the holidays. And do you remember
which artists were releasing these things?

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (37:10):
No, but usual suspects I would, okay, And it's my
understanding they I forget if they go at thirty three
RPMs or forty five.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
I think it was thirty three, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
But in any event, it's called tiny.

Speaker 11 (37:25):
Vinyl and it's a pocket sized collectible alternative traditional vinyl
and it does play. It's a four inch disc and
it plays at thirty three rpm.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
It just this irritates me when I see that, and
it does, and it has the smaller if you will,
pencil size hole. The advertising agency who came up with
this slogan for Tiny Vinyl Real Vinyl Records just tiny, Well, yeah,
I want to strangle the guys.

Speaker 10 (37:48):
Sort of ironic, yeah at non advertisement advertisement Brian, Yes.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
But and it plays on a traditional turntable. But it's tiny.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
And the thing is what you'll find if you get one,
is you play it, then you have to get up
and lift up the tone arm to play it again.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Right, and you see that?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I've said this before. We'll say it again.
I was big mister Vinyl like a year ago, and
uh no longer than that. And I'm gonna do it all.
I got to turntable. Here we go. Oh my, I
gotta get up. No, no, this is no good. I
could just sit here with my phone and push it.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
No.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, and you can argue to your face turns blue,
but it's warmer.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (38:26):
No.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
I talked to true audio experts to tell you that
you're scamming yourself if you think it sounds better. But
I don't want to get into that argument.

Speaker 10 (38:33):
I'd say play whatever you like whatever format you like,
play no, no, you're stamming yourself.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
If you like it's a nice collection, I mean, if
you I just bought a vinyl album for my daughter
over the weekend. See but this gets back to our
one of our topics though, what's the what album did
you buy in the most formats? That's a great question, right,
and you vinyl and then they track and then cassette
and then in your case was it was it Peter Frampton?

(38:59):
I think it was Frank it comes along, maybe Yellower Crowd.
I'm not sure what, or maybe I don't know. I
could have got this little Elephant's memory on eight track
to Do you think you liked that because you liked
the groove? Or did you like the guy guy talking
like that?

Speaker 10 (39:18):
Yeah, i'd forgotten. I thought mongoose was the only lyrics.
I didn't know there was a guy sinking from what
I remember? Anyway, Do you so the first that was
the first album you purchased? What was the first forty five?
Oh god, I can't first single? If you will, Josh, Well,
I just wanted to no, no, no, Josh, I'm looking
at you, but talking to him. I prefer that was

(39:40):
looking at your face?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Is this is? This is Steph Curry. No, look, conversation.
I like it all right.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
I can get your Black Sabbath Paranoid on a four inch.

Speaker 10 (39:49):
Oh that's that's yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
No, No, what's the B side?

Speaker 10 (39:54):
The B side is the Wizard h I wonder if
that was originally the B side of that forty five.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Heard I Blind, Semi Charmed.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
And jump Josh. The interesting trick about forty five's was
the B side made just as much money for the
when it was sold as the ace went. So that's why.
On when you see if a band did a cover song,
the B side, if they had any brains, was always

(40:26):
something they wrote so they'd get the sales royalty.

Speaker 10 (40:30):
That makes sense now.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
In my case it was the aforementioned Papamo. There was
a gospel band, the Rivingtons.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
Yes, did you ever send in uh cereal box tops
to get an album?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Chick oh no ice?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Diana Ross on one side and Neil Diamond on the other.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Forget what you could come out of the box. Well
there was that too, and I think that is going
to come back, really it has to. I did Christie
for a cassette and a CD. Remember the white CD
single I got from a Cereal box was the song
David d' coveney and I Forget Her Name. Oh I

(41:16):
remember that why Don't You Love Me? Yeah, well we're
talking about there was I think it was. It was
it a serial where the the record, if you will,
was part of the box. Yes, so you would just
cut it out and you could stick it on a
turntable and it was Yes. Yeah, I believe the term
is a sonic disaster. Someone's going to have to do

(41:39):
that again soon. That that makes a lot of sense.
They could because with the proliferation once again of turntables,
et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Yeah, well, we didn't have money, so that was the
way to get an album.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
On the first album you purchased I purchased would have
been Dizzy by Tommy Rowe.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
The first album no No a single.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, first album I got for Christmas Revolver and Abbey Road.
Oh that's goods another good one. Yep, those are both
all three of those are classics. Great album Josh, Did
you ever were you an album buyer?

Speaker 10 (42:14):
We were when we were kids. I remember we went
to the store and my older brother and I were
able to pick out the album of Slippery When Wet.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Good cover, right, yeah, yeah, album cover it my taste,
my taste somewhat exotic of course, of course, always always
ahead of the curve West West Side story, The Smothers
Brothers live at the Purple Onion.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Did you like girls then?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
That's a pretty lamboyant response. Yeah, did you? What's the
Smothers Brothers? That was great?

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Really?

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Oh I that bit about falling into a vat of
chocolate hilarious? Please Tom tell us more. I had I
had every album by Alan Sherman, every the album, oh
yeah album absolutely, he had a contract. I had them all.
Like how many albums did he have? I don't know
Alan Sherman for I am moving to Shaker.

Speaker 10 (43:11):
I have a dry goods Okay, there you go, King Louis.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Members of hadassa my, oh my god, you got you
imagine my son, my son, the Folks singer. I had
that one, the belt, my son, the nut, my son,
the celebrity Allen in Wonderland. I had them all. Sherman
for swinging livers only funny yeah he went swinging livers. Yeah,

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Speaker 3 (46:11):
No, I have a correction all wrong again, Tom, that
means happens. I don't remember why this came up. We
were talking about the movie Woodstock of all Things, which is,
by the way, a great movie. Not the Bird from Peanuts, No, No,

(46:32):
And one of the announcers in that movie is a
guy who's goes by the name Wavy Gravy, and mister
Gravy was one of the Mary pranksters. Oh, I know.
We were talking about Ken Kesey and the various folks
that were involved in that whole thing. Yeah, I don't

(46:53):
know that Wavy Gravy was one of those. I thought.
Wasn't part of that? I thought, I thought, And that's
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doubt that I had. I don't know why I thought
he was deceased. His brain has got to be melted
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Speaker 10 (47:11):
Oh he's talking to a cookie something.

Speaker 9 (47:16):
Was.

Speaker 10 (47:16):
I kind of liked his, uh, his vibe to know
if you have a reservation and seven o'clock for me
in my mac room.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Knows from uh mister k He says, Wavy Gravy is
alive and well in Laytonville, California. I just spent the
weekend with him at the hog Farm.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Why I apologize?

Speaker 10 (47:38):
Why are you telling us he's telling everybody that he is.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Did you ever see the movie Woodstock?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
I don't think No, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Oh the famous fish cheer. I heard of Joe McCone the.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Album as a kid. I think who that was a
double album?

Speaker 8 (47:54):
Right?

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Oh yeah, yellow and yellow cover.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah, I had that an editor's note. They just finally
were least the John Fogerty Creedence segment from Woodstock, which
it's fantastic to stop it held he didn't want to
be what are you championing this morning? What? What? What
are you live? Credence in nineteen sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (48:17):
Pretty amazing, pretty amazing.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah, they were. It's almost there's an argument to be
made that in a brief period of time Credence made
three albums as good as three Beatles albums in a
similar period of time. This is this is a boring sorry,
but let's move ahead.

Speaker 11 (48:34):
That's really interesting because my husband's a huge Beatle fan
and he does not like CCR at all.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
No, no, but I mean with that, I mean with
respect to making three incredible works of art in a
very short period of time. They made. They made three
incredible records in like a year and a half. I'm sorry,
back to the world of sports, which is always exciting
Monday night football, Jimmy or Gibbs, You ever do that

(49:00):
to anybody? Hey, hey, hey here instead of come here?
You know, no never did that, no one, no one else.
You're alone. Hang on a second, no one's ever done that. Well,
you did the face and it still wasn't interesting. Jami
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(49:21):
was just saying that the touchdowns and movie woodstock is amazing,
and my friend Mark was at the last Who show
ever in the Hollywood Bowl. You have a booster seat?

Speaker 10 (49:32):
You said that yesterday, didn't I asked whose shoulders he
was sitting.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Mark took I swear to God, he took a little
video and he sent to me of the Who a
little bit and all I can see all I can see.
I can kind of see Daltrey in Townshend's head bobbing
over the heads of the people right in front of him.

Speaker 10 (49:50):
Hold the camera uphire Mark for god.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Yeah, his arms are at least tall.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
Right, how do you afford to go? He's a contract.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
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as as much money as this Penn tells me, I
get made. The Detroit Lions pushed the Ravens around last night,
kick days and Detroit thirty eight Baltimore thirty. In the
Chimes City, the Lion sackle Lamar Jackson seven times and
out rushed the Ravens and Derrick Henry two hundred and

(50:21):
twenty four yards to eighty five.

Speaker 10 (50:22):
And this is three games in a round. Now Derrick Henry.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Has from Bold. Oh my gosh, there's a problem in Baltimore. Tom,
there's handwringing. There's you think John Harball's on the hot seat. Tom,
He's out, He's out, He's out. I doubt it. It's God.
San Francisco Star defensive end Nick Bosa Bosa Osa DZs

(50:50):
sorry tore the ACL and his right knee left me.

Speaker 10 (50:54):
Is Penis sween I always get that wrong.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
And his right knee. It's it is a has sert
a nuanced delivery. Weenie versus potis. They sound the same.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
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Speaker 3 (51:11):
College football, Fernando Mendoza is the Associated Press National Player
of the Week in college football. He is the quarterback
for Indiana. Oh make love to someone tonight, am Oh,
I'm sure he did. I am Fernando Mendoza. I have
the run of the campus making love to someone right now,
probably can you hold? California transfer through five tuddies for

(51:37):
the second straight week and completed his final seventeen tosses
in a sixty three ten big down like the British
Illinois tosser.

Speaker 10 (51:45):
Yeah, he's a tosser.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
He's yeah, somebody who will I think it is? It
doesn't mean the same. There's tosser, there's puncher. Is the
big one over there?

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Now?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
My favorite is bell and I never heard of that.
He's a real bell in that's ahead of your penis.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Oh okay, right, kind of looks like.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
A bell pie ring that ringing that bell? You know,
Johnny'd be good. I play that penis like you're ringing
a bell. I think it was a guitar. Miami jumped
LSU and Penn State into the number two spot behind
Ohio State in the AP Top twenty five College Football
poll this week. Oh Oklahoma is in the top ten

(52:28):
for the first time in two years. Indiana and Texas
make huge moves after lopsided wins over ranked opponents. Indiana
at eleven, Miami has its highest ranking since seventeen Penn State,
which has been number two since the preseason idol and
slipped the number three, didn't play and lost lost ground.
Is that fair your thoughts done? Ye? Sure, I was

(52:50):
surprised by that. LSU falls one spot to four after
an easy win. Georgia, Oregon, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas, A
and m in Texas round out the top ten. WNBA
playoffs Tonight Phoenix at Minus Soda seven thirty eastern, Indiana
at Las Vegas nine thirty eastern. Both these game twos,
Minnesota and Indiana won the first games in those series.

(53:10):
And yes, as you can see if you're watching YouTube,
I have fever. Fever, Yeah you do, let's go fever
like got a hoodie, let's go there. Have you noticed
you watched the pre game shows in the NFL time
Sometimes sometimes they have fashion shows if you will, with
the players coming into the stadiums and what's he wearing?
Oh yeah, things like like the red carpet if you will, Yes,

(53:31):
and there for instances Travis Kelcey coming into uh.

Speaker 10 (53:36):
Some the angus young look.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Yes, he's wearing a suit, but the pants have their
shorts their shorts. Yeah, and uh so he can pull
that look off because if you mock him, he'll now
beat the crap out of you. And uh, we had
the Indiana fever entering the stadium last week Las Vegas,
and I never hadn't thought to check those out. But
those ladies are dressed quite well. There's a Lexi Hall walking.

(53:59):
H WA's gonna flip her hair?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
She's so pretty.

Speaker 10 (54:08):
She has a fancy coffee, isn't it? Does she have
a fancy Yeah, she's got a fancy beverage. I was
looking at the top of the Why is she holding
up two fingers.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
She's got nice abs.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Yeah, she got a nice piece. Sign. Okay, thank you
very much. Where are we? We are about to have
some steaks coming up this week. We're having our special
grill out.

Speaker 10 (54:30):
If I decide to share, Oh that's right. Really, I
am in charge of divvying out the food.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Are you gonna cook too?

Speaker 10 (54:38):
I am, yes, Christy. How do you like your steak?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Medium rare?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Okay, I will give you a full steak medium rare?
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, correct, I'm not saying it.
Don't you didn't you have a new medium rare plus?

Speaker 4 (54:50):
But I quit I went to medium.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Rare, all right?

Speaker 10 (54:52):
So medium mares are a little more done than medium rare.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Medium plus is more done than medium rare.

Speaker 10 (54:58):
I got you a forty four ouncer. There's no way
you came.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I'll do you the forty.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Where'd you get it?

Speaker 10 (55:08):
I took a few different cuts from Omaha Steaks, sold
them together.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
There you go.

Speaker 10 (55:13):
They asked me not to do that.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
About you'll go get a forty ouncer of Old English
and a four ounce fil a. Does that count as
a forty four ouncer? We're doing it Friday, Yes, we are.
Omaha Steaks is what we're sort of alluding to. I'm
going to talk about them properly now. It's tailgating season.
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(56:44):
you need help there. I think you need a flash
himself into a corner there. Well, it's the food. It
gets me all excited and I get.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
All hey, grill out.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Come on, it's the season.

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Speaker 3 (57:52):
Thank you very much, And I always say the same thing.
That makes a great gift. If you've got a brother
or sister who lives out of town, you want to
give them some they're really gonna use. Send them a
box of steaks, et cetera, et cetera, and never forget
the lasagna.

Speaker 10 (58:04):
You will not regret it.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Coming up, we have comedians Kelly Collette Kostacki Economopolis. We
have Should you Serve Alcohol to Your Bats? Were awesome?
Scientists wanted it. We've got a great story about a
nun in the great state of Ohio. We have a hooker,
or wait a minute, let me rephrase it. We have
a professional escort involved with allegedly involved with the silly

(58:29):
string attack.

Speaker 10 (58:31):
Well worth it.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
By the way, where do you hear about this? From
the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios? This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (58:38):
Art, Hey, welcome back to the Bobbitts Show.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
You have to stop reminding him. But you know he
could signed up.

Speaker 10 (58:48):
He's tickled.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
I know. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. Hight,
there's Pat Godwin. There's Josh Arnold' other he's Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm chick.

Speaker 10 (59:01):
Hello, Tom.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Didn't you have a guy at your school that did
something and no matter what he did for the rest
of his life, that was going to be the thing
if you went to school with him.

Speaker 10 (59:10):
Yes, But I don't I think it was all made up.
I don't think the kid actually did it. In my case,
Oh really? Oh yeah, in my case a kid crapped
in the pool.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Oh and no.

Speaker 10 (59:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
You know how certain people that they're famous for one
thing and they always say, oh, that'll be the first
line of my New York Times obituary or something. There
was a guy in our how can I do it?
The rumor was that he pleasured himself with housecats.

Speaker 10 (59:43):
Oh okay, yeah, that's what this kid in my school.
It was that he pleasured himself with peanut, butter and dog.
And his nickname was Skippy. And I don't think it was.
I think this was all made up. I don't think
this kid was.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
I was in my case, I was there when the
event happened, so when it wasn't quite as disgusting, right.

Speaker 10 (01:00:05):
But I can't remember a student doing something where that
that became like their label.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
I mean, if if if I went to a reunion,
which I wouldn't do, and he walked in, someone would
lean over and go, remember the time he crept on
the pool. You know he's even though he's the CEO
of a large I can't say poopy. No. I have
friends that know it, but that reminds me of it.
Was it dog Trucker? It wasn't. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
We were talking about mister Wavy Gravy.

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
His he's with us, by the way, I we had
indicated history. He was deceased. That's not true. His name
is Hugh Romney. Romney and he's the guy that had
the line of the movie would stop. What we're talking
about is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand, man.
I thought he said we must be in heaven.

Speaker 10 (01:00:52):
Man, I thought that was anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
He's quite a character and a great guy. He devoted
his life to humanitarian work and UH has helpful store
I sight to millions of people through a special foundation.
So God bless him. A great guy. But he's still
with us. And we had we had yesterday written his obituary,
and I apologize, but the word Woodstock will be in
the first paragraph of his obituary, even though it was many,

(01:01:15):
many years ago. No, chapel Ron is yeah, sure, I
love her absolutely. Pink Pink Pink Puny Club, the Pink
Pony Club, Yeah, the strip place.

Speaker 11 (01:01:25):
Well, I just wondered, you're just talking about wavy gravy.
I thought i'd talk about something.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
That people know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
No. No, we had made a mistake yesterday and I
didn't bring it up. I was just trying to correct it.
But I made the mistake. We're glad that he's happy
and well, yeah, no, we were exploring the world of
sports with Chick McGee's right, and there's no bigger sports
than this time of year. Tom, Then that's right the Bears.
The Bears are the fat Bears.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Oh, that's right, fat Bears.

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
That bear.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Wait, but that's thin, Lizzy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
The Bears are back in town.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
The Bears are in town, and then they go that
is that is such a great song has some of
the most sexist lyrics. If she don't want to know,
forget her, right, she don't want to we don't want
to know, forget her? Yeah, but what they're saying is
I know exactly what they're saying.

Speaker 10 (01:02:18):
What it's important to let your buddies know. Hey, hey,
if she's not interested, forget her, move on to somebody
who is. Well, I think it's more sexist to go,
she's not interested, keep trying.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
I did not hear the word for.

Speaker 10 (01:02:32):
He'll eventually give it. Sometimes no means kiss my neck
and check back.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
And of course this has a lot to do with
the Chicago Bears, because Alaska's bok Alaska Bears, sorry, Alaska's
Brooks River is once again hosting nature's most delightfully chunky competition.
Fat Bear week We Love Fat Bears Darks Today and
runs through September thirtieth. Single elimination tournament invites the world
to vote for the fattest most successful brown bear Caught

(01:03:01):
Me Caught Me National Park. It comes to these learn Bigger,
truly is better magnificent creatures. The plumper the bear, the
better their chances of surviving winter gets. A winner gets
one of those sea pap machines. Pat, Oh, one of those?
Uh do you have to still use that thing? Yes?
Every night? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Really, even though you lost weight?

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Oh yeah, you lost fifty pounds. You got to still
use this always a weight related thing. No, I had
it before I was a snorer, before I got big.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Yeah, Okay, have you tried it without?

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Well, maybe you don't need it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
You don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
It's quite possible. You hear your beds getting less crowded.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
A you know what, Maybe you should go home and
I hope you see and see how long you can
hold your breath underwater. See how that goes? Okay, yeah,
you know, just to see what's wrong with you.

Speaker 10 (01:03:48):
What started as a quirky one day event with just
seventeen hundred votes in twenty fourteen, has grown into.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
A global phenomenon. Last year's competition and astounding one point
two million votes from a hundred countries.

Speaker 10 (01:04:01):
Yeah, but like three hundred thousand of those people were dead.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
It was a whole thing. Really, yeah, machine, I believe
we have a picture there they are ladies.

Speaker 10 (01:04:12):
Oh man, those a cartoon. Those are the brackets they are.
I believe we do a.

Speaker 11 (01:04:18):
Really cute future On CBS Sunday Morning Sunday about the bears.
They were showing the bears.

Speaker 10 (01:04:22):
I didn't see it because I'm not ninety four.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 10 (01:04:26):
Too, where that Tracy Smith is cute?

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Can you get those? Give me there? They are the
fat Bears, And I believe we have an actual, anatomically
correct picture one of the fat bears.

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
They were all on there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
I was just the tournament works exactly like March Madness.
Instead of basketball skills. Of course, voters are judging glorious
bulk fans. Compare early summer photos of the Svelt Bears
with the late summer shots of the same animals transformed
into gigantic fat chunky. Last year's winner, William the Refrigerator Perry.

Speaker 10 (01:05:03):
Oh that's a fat bear?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Fat? Is he still with it? See he was. Yeah,
I think he is all of them. I'm not sure
about that. That is a very real possibility. Let's see
where are we. Last year's reigning champion and the first
mother bear ever to claim the title grazer that bear

(01:05:29):
number one, twenty eight.

Speaker 10 (01:05:30):
G R A Z E R was grazing in the grass.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
She she's back this year, raising a cub while maintaining
her big, fat, fat body. Oh oh, can she pull
off the three peet? And if she does, pat Riley
gets millions of dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:05:50):
I don't think we should have too much of a backstory.
I think that that oh really can you can lend
itself to a bias. I mean, she's a single mom.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
People are going to is this fat shaming? Should they be?
Should this be the husky bear competition?

Speaker 10 (01:06:05):
I don't think so, because this is they're doing it
for their health, They're doing it for This is pre
hibernation behavior, right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Yeah. Now, when you were a kid, did you have
to get the husky jeans? Yes? I think Chick and
I had to roll up the ends because I think
you would not mention match the length.

Speaker 10 (01:06:26):
I think he asked you having already known the answer.

Speaker 14 (01:06:29):
Of course, he knew the answer, wanted to wait a minute,
just a second. Did he know what I he asked
that insulting question, knowing the answer.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
No, I was talking about the the fact that they
were kind enough not to call them fat boy jeans.
They they husky husky. I'm saying this, this fat bear
thing is fat shaming, which is allowed in our culture. Okay,
so no, yeah, yeah all the time. I don't know

(01:07:06):
splut shaming, fat shaming, pizzas. Yeah, we keet wrong with
a fat slut. We've got the two time champion Grazer
going for the three pete. Then, and then we've got Chunk.
Despite breaking his jaw in late spring, good Lord, a
potentially devastating injury for a bear whose survival depends on

(01:07:27):
catching salmon, Chunk proved resilience by remaining one of the
river's most dominant and largest bears. His comeback story just
might win voters hearts in.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
The there, he goes, I hope he's talking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
I just hope none of the photographers involved in this
kit eating. Voting started today and runs through September thirtieth.
Daily matchups available between noon and nine pm Eastern time.
Champion will be crowned on Tuesday, September thirtieth, and we
will forget about it and follow up sometime in November.

Speaker 10 (01:07:59):
And nderstand we will have the winner here in studio.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Oh really something vibernating right now?

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Like you like you will be an older by the way,
I'm William the Refrigerator. Perry is still around. He was
six to two three thirty five yep, so still with us.
And John Madden's great observation of William, uh the refrigerator
was the closer the top of his thighs to get together,
the heavier he was, and then he would be show

(01:08:32):
him walking off the incredible athlete. He could dunk of basketball,
the whole thing amazing. Oh yeah, six two and I'm
dunk okay now is that sports? Yes, it is that
We've done everything in sports. No world records today, son
of a bit.

Speaker 10 (01:08:48):
You know, if I just.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
I should have stuck to my guns. A group of
people in India have broken the Guinness World Record for
the tallest human pyramid. This is amazing. They're such a
positive gun. Okay. The first ever ten level human pyramid
reached a height of forty eight feet four inches, as

(01:09:11):
tall as a three story building. Wow, a massive crowd
around them offering support, you can do it, and ready
to catch anyone who may fall. The crew huddled in
tight circles with their arms around each other's shoulders to
form sturdy levels. So this okay, I'm getting a feeling
this doesn't Are.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
They standing on each other's shoulders?

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Yeah, this is not the one where they're on the
on their hands and knees, And.

Speaker 10 (01:09:36):
Then it shouldn't be that. It should be that style. Yeah,
that's the only one that counts.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Talk to Guinness. They should be naked and electric waters
get pissed. It's you're familiar with the naughty version of leapfrone.
There are hundreds of people involved in it. And then
if you keep reading, the guy in the very top
is actually there? We go the guy in the very
way they do they do this in Barcelona. Yeah, they're

(01:10:04):
standing on each other. The first group is, and then
the next group up there standing on their shoulders. And
then when you get to the top level, it's four
people on top of one at a time, on top
of the shoulders. The tallest kid is held up. There's
a crane in case he falls.

Speaker 10 (01:10:22):
I don't care for that at all.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
He's got a harness because it would it would, it.

Speaker 10 (01:10:26):
Would kill him to fall from up there. You are
always against that kind of crane. No, he's not easy,
he's a cheatery.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
No, it's India is safety, no safety nets, no crane.
The kid on top also has a helmet on.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Is that because the kid that second.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Bottom, you know, his backcrost India. They right on top
of trains. What the hell?

Speaker 10 (01:10:52):
The guy who wears a helmet in the pyramid? What
was the length of the bus he road to school?

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Do you remember that? I have no idea. So this
is the largest human pyramids, well since a Bernie madeoff?
Oh you see the pyramid misunderstood the old Ponzi.

Speaker 10 (01:11:11):
This sounds even worse than cold type. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Only the person at the very top, the never before
seen tenth level, wore a helmet and was strapped to
a safety line. Yeah. Yeah, So if you're the second
or third guy, yeah, falling a long way the age pyramid,
you're caught by so many people.

Speaker 10 (01:11:30):
You're not You'll never touch paper. Yes, absolutely, Okay, I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
It was a great.

Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
Practice.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
They just crumble right, you climb in the guy below you,
I guess. Yeah, and these are for the most part,
these are full sized human beings.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
You mean for the most part.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
I mean it's not like you're involved. Just about candid.
I mean if you were, if we were doing the
pyramid in here, you'd obviously have to be on top.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Well, yeah, of course you like it on top sometimes.

Speaker 10 (01:12:02):
Very very clever, Pat, this is news to me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
I can tell you that. Why Andy again, this is
what we're doing again. All right, No, I won't look
at you. That's fine.

Speaker 10 (01:12:18):
What's coming up in the world of news, Christie Lee, Well,
we do have.

Speaker 11 (01:12:21):
Kind of a sports tag as we have a nun
celebrating her birthday with a round of golf and cannibal
sandwich and silly string and a battered man.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
All coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Yeah, the cannibal sandwich is a real thing in the
great state of Wisconsin.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
Is the cannibal sandwich and the battered man?

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
It's same, resid No, because then the cannibal sandwich is raw,
and so you wouldn't you wouldn't want to batter it.
We'll find out what that means when we when we
returned to the Oilioto Park Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

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There's Christy Lee, Hi, Pat Godwin, Hello, Josh Arnold as
I am chick. Hello Tom, Hello chick McGee. Shall we
do a little history right now before we get to
that way? Yeah sounds good. Okay, what is it?

Speaker 10 (01:13:25):
October fourth?

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
I really needed check out for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 10 (01:13:36):
That's what that's that's my brain.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Let's see now I have not reviewed this yet, so
this should be interesting. Oh, happy birthday, thank you? Four
sixty BC. Huh are we still doing the BC thing? Sure?

Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
Yeah, there's some new way to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
There is Euripides, the famous Greek play right, Yeah, he
wrote the count on Hutton roof.

Speaker 10 (01:14:02):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
You wore my pants? Yeah, eurypes I ripper.

Speaker 10 (01:14:10):
There's no way there's qualifiers as comedy. Alyssa Strando was
We said, listen, what did say in your college?

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Let's see? Uh sixty three BC? Oh yeah, much different.
Augustus Caesar, Augusta Caesar. Yeah, yeah, is that his brother?
This is his uncle uncle.

Speaker 10 (01:14:37):
September is when is the next month?

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Of course, the famous inventor of a pizza pizza, Oh sure?
And the salad uh in the section have you seen
the the pizza puffs there? What Willie Griswold if you remember,
said they are very good.

Speaker 10 (01:14:59):
I'm amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Hezza puff puff from where?

Speaker 10 (01:15:03):
Oh Medea Medea is what Euripides wrote? I think, not
Tyler Perry's. I think, yeah, yeah, I beg you very much. No,
it was Tyler Tyler Perry's.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Let's you know a Kubla Khan born in twelve fifteens misunderstood?

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Isn't it Springsteen's birthday?

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Let's do this is history today. We'll get to we'll
get to the boss God. Uh Kubla Khan, famous for
his cousin Genghis.

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
Yes, that's right. And Wratham, oh, wrath of God. Of course,
here's a tough one. You shouldn't trust him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
If Chris would be a con job. I'll do this
for you Christian in quiz form, and I will preface
this by saying I would not have gotten this correct.

Speaker 15 (01:15:49):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Born in eighteen sixty nine. Mary Mallon.

Speaker 10 (01:15:54):
Eighteen sixty nine.

Speaker 15 (01:15:56):
Who is Mary?

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Yeah, I wouldn't have ever gotten, boy, I don't know
you're typhoid. Mary? Isn't dear not cross eyed Mary from
the Great I know that comes after So I'm watching
The Nick on HBO and there's an episode about typhoid.
Oh I gotta watch that. Oh man, that's so good.
Here's what they do typhoid. Mary's sister was, of course,

(01:16:19):
syphilis phyllis. Yeah, that's where yeah, phyllis. Let's see now, Oh,
here we go. In nineteen twenty Mickey Rooney actor was born.

Speaker 10 (01:16:34):
Yeah, should have one of oscar for Breakfast Tiffany.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Absolutely.

Speaker 10 (01:16:39):
I believe he was Asian. Oh that is boy, that
is a real bad call.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
That real bad.

Speaker 10 (01:16:47):
They've never seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
They Yeah, I mean short white dude with some kind
of weird eye make up to make him money.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
That's why you'll never see Breakfast at Tiffan TV.

Speaker 10 (01:16:56):
Think of the least woke person, you know. And if
they were to watch that, they'd go, oh, that is embarrassing. Yeah,
that's offensive. That was embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Then nineteen twenty six, Happy Birthday the great jazz saxophonist
John Coltrane.

Speaker 10 (01:17:11):
Amazing, Han just sent me some Coltrane.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Coltrane.

Speaker 10 (01:17:16):
Did you know Greg Hahn is a big enthusiast that
of jazz and Coltrane and I did not. Yeah, A
happy birthday the Great Ray Charles born in nineteen thirty
legendary pianist, singer, songwriter.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
He actually had twenty twenty vision.

Speaker 10 (01:17:34):
People don't know the driver.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
I love. Okay, here you go, Christie. Yeah. Yeah, nineteen
forty nine, Happy birthday to the Boss Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 15 (01:17:45):
And I do love.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
And there's a new movie about him.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Coming out with the Guy from the Bear.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Jeffrey Allen White, who.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Sings does all the he does all this singing. Yeah,
I knew that there was something about Bruce Springsteen, and
I didn't know. This will be great to catch up.
I sure wish I cared about Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, yeah,
I don't at all. I don't dislike him. I just
don't got a terrific book his life stories, and I'll
never never pick it up. I'm in the process now

(01:18:15):
burning all the copies I find. Okay, let's get back
and this you'll like this one, Josh. In eighteen oh six,
Lewis and Clark returned to Saint Louis. That's how much
they liked it. Well, it wasn't that difficult. They just
saw the arch in the distance. Yeah, that's true, that's true.
What's the big pizza place in Saint Louis? Emos? Yes, yeah,

(01:18:38):
that's why they came back. He did Emos. If you
ever read the book about the Undawnted Courage about those
there's a great scene where the diary he goes the
men were paddling faster because they wanted to get back
to their tobacco. Shows how addictive it is to check.
Thank you for participating? Could you please shut up? I

(01:19:01):
read that book and now you're awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:19:03):
I read maybe two pages of that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
I that did not I read the cliffs. This is interesting, Okay,
Nintendo was founded in what country?

Speaker 10 (01:19:15):
Japan?

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Atlanta, Georgia. They had to be Japan. Japan. Oh, you
guys are also smart, But.

Speaker 10 (01:19:26):
You say this is interesting. That leads us to maybe
it's not Japan. That's I was hoping you'd shout out.
Oddly enough, it was Olivia. It was founded in like
eighteen ninety, eighteen eighty nine. Yeah, crazy, I would never
have gotten that one to produce Hana Fuda cards they're
called Yeah, yeah, they were playing cards.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
H A N A f U d Hannah Hanna Fuda.
That sounds it sounds nasty. Territory barra kuda, No food didn't.
One of the greatest riffs of all time. One of
the greatest shows of all time debut on this date
in nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 10 (01:20:09):
I would say, here's Hank.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
I would say top five, Uh yeah, top five television
theme songs of all time? Is it here's Hank? No,
it's the Jetsons.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
Oh, that's a good one. I'll give you that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
That's a good things.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Still fun to watch, you guys tell age.

Speaker 10 (01:20:28):
Yeah, the movie is a bit of a slog from
the eighties. It's the movie, not.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
It was disappointing.

Speaker 10 (01:20:34):
Was it cartoon or a live action?

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Was cartoon? Yeah? Again? Now what was the movie? You cast?
Is George live action? That's George Tom Hanks. That's maybe
he's a little right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Are you talking about if you did a live about
Jason George?

Speaker 10 (01:20:49):
Josh, that's a good one. That's a real good all right?
Yeah yeah, Now what about Jane Jetson?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
What the Boss?

Speaker 10 (01:20:57):
Sydney Sweeney? Oh yeah, Brock Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
The movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid premiered in
this state in nineteen sixty nine. Unwatchable, still great and
it has it has they're kind of saying that may
have been the first music video.

Speaker 10 (01:21:14):
Yeah, brain drop right in the middle of the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
Like what the not a bike and she's there singing
but it's montage.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Yeah, it's great. That's a great song, and what a
terrific movie.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
Katherine Ross Yathne Ross, Yeah, missus, Sam Elliott.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Lucky did did they ever make like a gay porn version.

Speaker 10 (01:21:34):
Of the of what Butching Sundance? Probably?

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
But why do I get yelled at making comments? And
he says something like and no one says a word
that's Tommy? Isn't so tom The Showshank Redemption released in
nineteen ninety four, one of those movies that had kind
of a modest box office but is absolutely terrific and

(01:21:59):
didn't weren't we talking one day, Josh that you said
something about the title and that led to that should
have been more popular, had a better title or something.

Speaker 10 (01:22:07):
Yeah, the title is.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Based on a really long title of a Stephen King story.
Hayworth in the show. Yeah, Yeah, great movie. If you've
never seen a terrific movie. Modern Family have premiered in
the state in two thousand and nine. One are the
all time great shows, and I think that'll do it
for our little history lesson. Coming up, we're going to
talk with Kastaki Economopolis, our NFL correspondent. We have a

(01:22:31):
comedian Kelly Collette on the way in.

Speaker 10 (01:22:33):
It'll be great to see Kelly.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
And also we have some great stuff coming up in
the news, including a silly string attack, a happy story
about a nun in the great state of Ohio, and
should you serve bats alcohol? Well, scientists decided to try it.
Dear God, how did they get the money? Bats?

Speaker 10 (01:23:00):
Be honest? Wouldn't you like to see a bat drunk?

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Come on flying?

Speaker 14 (01:23:04):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Have you seen?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
There's a video online about bats but they're not upside
they're hanging upside down, but they turn them straight up
and it looks like it's a bat night club and
they're awesome, dancing, hilarious. It's all coming up here in
the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Catch any part of the show you missed later today
on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
Welcome back to the Bob Top Show. Hello, Hello, Hello
at the Silak Insurance News Center. It's Christy Lee. Right,
there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi. There there's Ace Consby. Hey,
we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 10 (01:23:47):
I'm chick. Hello Tom. We have a guest.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
We're hoping to hook up via satellite with Kastaki Economopolis.
And there he is comedian Kastaki Economopolis, huge fan of
the Atlanta Falcons, joins us from Los Angeles. Kell for you, No, Kastaki,
when your team loses, are you difficult to be around
the next day? Are you difficult to be around all
the time?

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
Those are the two choices.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Sorry, I do have I do have an actual question, Kasaki?
How how did the Carolina Panthers beat the Atlanta Founctons
thirty to nothing? And that is the They're gonna be
real pissed coming up this Sunday when the Washington football
team pays a visit to Atlanta.

Speaker 10 (01:24:25):
They're going to take it out of my boys. What's
gonna happen?

Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
My god, we got to do some kind of mayors, Bet,
I send you a basket of peaches and right, what's
what's the d C? What would you send me back?

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Well, of course, yeah, you know the old Port Baryl
Park red tape, A little fun that would be great,
A roll of red tape and some pulled pork.

Speaker 10 (01:24:56):
So kastaki, I seriously do you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
I don't want to mention any names, but sir, people
if their team loses, it can be difficult to be
around them the next day.

Speaker 10 (01:25:03):
What the hell are you talking about? Oh, they won
this week? Never mind? Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Are you you okay with that? I'm okay.

Speaker 6 (01:25:12):
I mean, it's been a lifelong adventure with the Falcons.
Have very low expectations, so I'm all right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
You upset it with Georgia. Yeah, Georgia's definitely. George is
being good.

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
It's been nice and nice ballots to it all. I definitely,
And I have a lot of fantasy implications and things,
so I shift to that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
And the Falcons are available all year on the dread
Zone channel.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
You can watch them over there apparently.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Yeah, they're nutcakes. They suck at football for Falcons games,
and the thing where it says how to watch section,
they should just say drunk. Just don't it's ridiculous. It's okay,
this will go down as the Peachtree Massacre. It's Atlanta.
Everything is Peachtree something, Peachtree Battle, Peachtree Street, Peachtree.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
How many Peachtree streets are there? There's oh, it's a lot.
There's a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
It's peach Tree Boulevard and petch Tree Avenue. It's very confusing.
That should not be legal.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
I agree. When I'm looking for someone's house around here,
and if it's whatever it is and it's by the
time they get to Trace, I'm out. I wouldn't buy.
I wouldn't buy a house on a street called that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
Yeah, the Falcons are going to Germany to play the
Colts and the cults look good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
I mean this.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
Falcons, cults get could get ugly. This could be the
worst thing to ever happen in German history. That's a
ways down the road, right, Yeah, that's another month or so. Yeah,
and you're going we should point out I'm going I'm excited.
And again, I just love the story.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
You're going with your brother and you're going to be
hanging out with the guy that was the bone marrow
donor that saved your brother's life. What a great story. Yeah,
I want to see pictures of your brother in this
g it's this guy's name. J Yeah, it's great. Wow, Well,
you can't follow each other on Instagram.

Speaker 10 (01:27:01):
You can't put bone marrow from a Jurgen into a Greek.

Speaker 15 (01:27:05):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
No, they didn't call it both. They called it Jurguan's lotion.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Plus from John.

Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
Not happy about this, but I like that that made
me laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
It's a great story though, that this guy donated his
bone marrow when they with their computerized whatever they found,
they found a guy across the ocean. Well, Josh, that game.
I can't wait to I like, we're celebrating good things
in life. Josh, No, you go back to your uh
pump pumpkin bread by the way, Now that's a good
thing in life. No, no, pumpkin loo. We're talking.

Speaker 10 (01:27:41):
Oh it's got two things. You love, food and loafing.
Oh my god, I'm just happy talking about something different.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
So sorry. Well, Kastaki, you are the you're the proprietor
of a special place on the internet. Tell me more
about it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
Oh, it's on All Pro Lines' Football Jokes, football memes.
You'd like this segment, Come follow us at All Pro
Lines and on All your favorite social media platforms.

Speaker 10 (01:28:08):
What else truck you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
About the games this week?

Speaker 6 (01:28:11):
Well, the Panthers upset the Falcons, the Browns upset the Packers.
A lot of folks were upset.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Tom.

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
It was like a political thread on Facebook. It's a
lot of a lot of upset. Vikings beat the Bengals
forty eight to ten. The last time the Vikings scored
this much, they were on a boat. I believe there
were some girls and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Pillage. There's some pillage. That's the lesser of the two things.

Speaker 10 (01:28:36):
Yeah, yeah, keep it a pillage. Chose pillage? I had options.

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
The Bengals star quarterback is out pretty much for the season.
They lost forty eight to ten. It's time to turn
their stadium into a spirit Halloween store. It's it's the
same colors. It's gonna be fun. Reporters watch Begels quarterback
Jake Browning take first team snaps during open viewing portion
of practice. Right, do they mean open casket?

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
That's it was bad. It didn't go well.

Speaker 6 (01:29:12):
Now the Vikings are headed to Europe, where historically they've
done a lot of damage. This weekend, there's a game
in Dublin. Viking Steelers kickoff is six thirty am here
at California. Yeah, you know, the game is early when
it starts before your hangover. In Hawaii, kickoff is three

(01:29:35):
thirty am. It's the only time I feel bad for
people who live in Hawaiian.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
You know my rule. Whenever the games are on, that's
when I'll watch them. I'm I'm not gonna gum up
the works with Hey, could you move the June Kastaki.
I assume in every major city there typically is a
bar that caters to the client. For example, there's a
Pittsburgh Steelers bar. In la is there no Alanta Falcons

(01:30:00):
place where you can meet your Falcon's brethren if you will.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
I did that a couple of times in New York
City and it was great. There was a Georgia bar.
I went to a couple of Georgia games too. I
haven't done that in LA I have gone to Cosm,
which is amazing. It's like it's like it's like the
Sphere but smaller. Yeah, we were just talking about them. Yeah,
it's really great for football and the and the camera
is on the field goal crossbar, so on the on

(01:30:27):
the red zone plays, they're like coming into your lap
it's really great.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Shot. That's a fun place to watch football.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
I've done that a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
Is that the one in Vegas?

Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
No, it's there's two. There's one Vegas, there's one Dallas,
and they're they're starting to build other ones. There's one
build building in Atlanta. They're really great for sporting events.
They have fights and hockey games and like English Premier
Soccer at five in the morning. They're they're doing all
kinds of crazy events in them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
I went to see the Matrix in it, which is
really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Actually, oh yeah, Christy, CHRISTI just went to Lot, Vegas
to see the Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 10 (01:31:01):
Of this sphere.

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
Yep, that must have been tremendous.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
It was something. Yeah, yeah, I highly recommend it. The
kids would love it, Yeah I would.

Speaker 10 (01:31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:11):
We went to see oh too at that cosm, which
is the the Circus Solet show with the water and everything.
It's was really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
I say that's the future probably. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:31:25):
There.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
It's a fun event. I mean, it's your you feel
like you're in it. But last year I went Thanksgiving night.
It was the it was the Packers game.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
And we were.

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
Following the down and distance and the time and everything
on the clock in Lambeau. That's how good the shot is.
I mean, it's you're in it. And it started to snow.
It was just beautiful. It's a cool place to see football.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Okay, cool, Well, I'm sorry, let's get back to the
football games over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
Yeah, chick, did you see the other? Have you seen
the other collins Worth? It's unsettling to me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
I'm just weird you mentioned this. I heard the TV
was on and I was out of the room, and
I thought it was Colin's Worth, Chris collins Worth, big
daddy talking, but it's his damn kid, yeacking.

Speaker 16 (01:32:08):
I thought, well, that's weird. They do look very similar. Yeah,
and they sound similar. It's like it's creepy. It turns
out I looked it up Colin's worst. They're like flukeworms.

Speaker 6 (01:32:18):
When you cut one in half.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Now you have two. It's very hu, very weird, but
both very good.

Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
They're good. I you know, I don't mind them. They're good.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
The toush push still allowed the NFL, but not most marriages.
That's weird, coming from you, coming from you being Greek,
being Greek and divorced. That was that part of the issue. No,
I think so.

Speaker 6 (01:32:45):
I think it was me talking. You know, my personality
is probably.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
Everything about you. I'm sorry, Yeah, it was just me.
Well you look, talk, think, dress, act right right, sleep, snore, move, breath. Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:33:00):
Here's a real thing. I don't know if you caught this,
if you saw this. Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray posts some
pictures this week of his new pit bull while wearing
a Michael Vick jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Ooh serious.

Speaker 6 (01:33:17):
That we're surprised when he makes bad decisions on the field.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Do you suppose that one of his dumb buddies told
him to do that? Is that something? Is that so stupid?
It has to be.

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
It can't have been an accident, right, it has to
be a bad decision.

Speaker 15 (01:33:33):
Had to be.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
I'm looking forward to the pick of Kyler with his
new girlfriend while he's got an Ojay jersey on Lions ownder.
Martha Firestone Forward turned one hundred years old. She cannot
remember a Cowboy super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
She doesn't have dementia. It's just spent a while. I
heard it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:58):
Here's a closer. I heard a guy recently say see
the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. I'm like, well, you
better get a VCR because that's where the only clips sucists.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Well, thank you Kostaki, follow Kastaki Economopolis. Are you doing
any live gigs in the near future?

Speaker 15 (01:34:11):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Not in the near future.

Speaker 6 (01:34:13):
I've got a little time off. I'll be watching football
and hanging here running around with kids. And then I
got a bunch of Iowa dates coming up in November.

Speaker 10 (01:34:20):
Is that is that children's art over your shoulder there?

Speaker 12 (01:34:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
I got some kids art? Okay, So I was going
to say, if it's an actual artist in LA you
got took man, if it's your kids, although that's actually
better than my previous patort passport picture. But that looks
more like me than my previous passport. There's that's dad
in there somewhere.

Speaker 10 (01:34:42):
Well, thank you as always, Kustaki. We surely enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
And once again people can find you on the internet.
What's the easiest way to find you, Uh, go to
go to Instagram.

Speaker 6 (01:34:52):
Try to build an Instagram Marmy at Kastaki Economopolis. Just
start typing, it'll fill it in and at all pro lines. Okay,
thanks Krista, Thanks guys, always timed out a check in
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We've got some cool stuff coming up in the news,
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in the Orailey Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at
the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hi, Chick. Hello,
Josh Arnold. Hi, There's Ace Cosby. Chick, I am chick, bigee,
and hello Tom. We have a special guest we do
indeed joining us in the studio, comedian Kelly Collette. Hi,
guess Casey.

Speaker 15 (01:36:51):
Hi. Happy rapture day?

Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
Oh is that right? How do you know that? I know?

Speaker 9 (01:36:57):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:36:57):
Yeah, you guys aren't on rapture tiktokware?

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
What time?

Speaker 15 (01:37:02):
I don't know? See, I was thinking we still had
time get to know each other.

Speaker 10 (01:37:07):
Yeah before it actually okay, Well I.

Speaker 11 (01:37:09):
Got a really busy day. I'm getting yeah, not get
my hair cut, I save the money.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
Why not?

Speaker 15 (01:37:16):
Looks brew stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
I gotta drive.

Speaker 10 (01:37:17):
I drive my car down to this is not that time? Yeah,
I have to open the sun roof.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Remember it's six feet under when the lady thought there
was a rapture. Yes, remember that plot point? Yeah, accidentally
put helium and some of the blow up dolls and
they got away from a truck and she comes out
there they're flying it. She thinks it's angel so she
her car and walks out in the Midllle street gets
hit by a bus. She died for her.

Speaker 10 (01:37:50):
I guess it was kind of sort of the rapture. Yes, yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Oh, fun stuff, Kelly. Do people tell you that you
resemble a certain famous actress? I do.

Speaker 15 (01:38:00):
I get Christina Applegate.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Oh that's that's good, the one you were thinking of. No,
I was thinking from the television so friends.

Speaker 15 (01:38:06):
Oh Phoebe. Yeah, Oh I get Phoebe personality a lot,
but never looks wise. But I love Lisa Kudrow. She's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
Yeah she is.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
Yeah, And tell us about what is your background? You're
a stand up comedian. Now what was did you have
like normal jobs?

Speaker 15 (01:38:23):
I had a normal job for a very long time.
I was for thirteen years. I was a safety engineer.
So my job was to be like a professional buzzkill.
I would go into businesses and just tell them how
people could get hurt or how they could get sued.

Speaker 10 (01:38:36):
That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
That would be the perfect job for you, A fun job.

Speaker 15 (01:38:41):
You're just negative all of that. It's affecting me a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
But I've got the ultimate. I know who she looks like, Well,
I don't think you never saw the office, did you know?

Speaker 15 (01:38:49):
At Angela from the Oh my gosh, I get that
sometimes and I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
But the English one or the American one. The American
one right now, we're in the United States of America.
Wait minute, hang out a second. In my defense, off
the air, all he ever talks about is brit Box
and every show talk about the British Office.

Speaker 10 (01:39:09):
Yeah, he would have said the British Office.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
I certainly was. Okay, well, I'm sorry, sorry to argue it.

Speaker 15 (01:39:16):
I did. It was OSHA certified, but I didn't work
for them. I worked for like insurance companies, gotcha.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
So yeah, well, do you have any cool stories like
something you said was going to be dangerous, they didn't
believe you, and then somebody got killed.

Speaker 15 (01:39:28):
Sort of. I got sued personally three years, three years
after I left, they had called me in and they're like, hey,
you did this report. This building actually burnt down, So
let's go back and look at your report to make
sure you weren't liable. And it turns out I did
everything right, So that was really good, but it was
really scary for a while. I was like, I was like,

(01:39:50):
was I feeling lazy that day?

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
Like could I have I told you, don't make the
smoking shack out of straw. That's got to be the
brick one. Did I right?

Speaker 10 (01:39:59):
Building will never burn down?

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
No.

Speaker 15 (01:40:01):
I think they were under construction at the time, and
I was like, Okay, well when they finished, they should
have this, this, and this, let's go back and check
on it. And then no one ever went back and
checked on it. I left the company. Yeah, so they
had a fire and they were like, somebody should have
done something. I was like, oh my god, anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Well, when we break it about fifteen minutes, would you
do it?

Speaker 15 (01:40:20):
I'll do a quick run around. You got any deep
fat fryars or open flame cook tops in this place?

Speaker 10 (01:40:25):
Yeah, well, you don't get to that part of the building.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Oh I don't.

Speaker 15 (01:40:28):
Guys, don't fire up some frontel cakes in the back.

Speaker 10 (01:40:32):
I got to get back there and clean the grease trap.

Speaker 15 (01:40:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Oh yeah, that's a big one. Watch out for those
to your personal life.

Speaker 15 (01:40:39):
Uh No, well, I'm pretty I'm pretty.

Speaker 8 (01:40:41):
Uh.

Speaker 15 (01:40:42):
I was told by a lot of comedians that I
tore with that I'm a neurotic, and I didn't know that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:47):
I didn't.

Speaker 15 (01:40:47):
I thought they were calling me like narcoleptic. At first,
I'm like, I get plenty of sleep, but I didn't
know what a neurotic was. But I guess I see
things from kind of a negative lens, which I didn't
know until they all point it out to me, and
I was like, that makes sense with the job that
I had for a very long time.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
Do you live in an apartment or a house.

Speaker 15 (01:41:02):
I live in a house.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
Do you have a fire extinguisher? I do. Do you
have one of those fire blankets.

Speaker 15 (01:41:06):
I don't. My fire extinguisher is actually from like the
nineteen fifties. It's decorative. I got it an antique store,
so it's not functional. I do have a carbon monoxide detector,
though I thought that was pretty I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Huge on those, because, yeah, I believe me I needed I.

Speaker 15 (01:41:22):
Got one of those. I got a ring camera.

Speaker 10 (01:41:24):
You got to have fire.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
I've actually on two occasions used a fire extinguished I
almost burned on one of my houses.

Speaker 15 (01:41:30):
Oh my goodness, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
Like an idiot, Well, you're a pyro.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
What do you talk pyro. I got one of those
Christmas baskets.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Yes, and what did you decide to do with it?

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:41:43):
I hate ham and cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
It was it was this huge Christmas basket full of fruit.
I took the fruit out that I had a nice
fire going. It was Christmas time, of course, yes, And
I went to my in my older house, and I
shoved the basket in. There had a big big hoopandle
on and it was some kind of acrylic paint glowing.
And what happened was the wand of the basket whatever

(01:42:07):
it is, the handle hit the thing and close the
flu had to repaint the whole room. And it wasn't
your fault? Was it always completely my fault?

Speaker 9 (01:42:16):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
I think that's the first time in a decade that
you've admitted that. Yeah, but I had to put out
with a fire extinguisher. You're somewhat of a firebug.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Was there a fire extinguisher right next to the fireplace?

Speaker 10 (01:42:27):
No, it was in the kitchen to get it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
Oh, I've got about six of them in my house now,
and I get laughed at all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:42:34):
Just wait, six that's better?

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
Is that?

Speaker 8 (01:42:38):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
When you show off for the kids in the morning,
with your spray vegetable shortening that you spray into an
open flame, so you can have a fire extinguishers there
ready to put the fire out. That could be helpful.

Speaker 11 (01:42:53):
Have you caught something on fire in your microwave? I've
done that, yeah, foil or something.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
It was a decorative plate that had like gold done
that it was on fire.

Speaker 15 (01:43:05):
Barked, it scared me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
No, mine was on.

Speaker 10 (01:43:09):
Hi, Josh, you hear she's got gold plated plate.

Speaker 15 (01:43:13):
So I.

Speaker 10 (01:43:18):
Just use an old del Montic handld.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
And the dog lead out of the same We are
speaking to Comedium Kelly Collette and let's us You live
in a house is opposed to an apartment. Are you single?
Are you married? You have a boyfriend, you have a girlfriend.
What's happening?

Speaker 15 (01:43:37):
I have a dog. Okay, that's the most long term
relationship I have.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
Female.

Speaker 15 (01:43:42):
She's a girl. It's my first girl, very excited, nice,
She's a wiener dog. I collect senior dogs. That's like
my personality. So if you guys see those women walking
around with the dogs and the baby strollers, like just
trying not to get hit on, that's what I do. Okay,
most disgusting dogs you can think.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
Of like, you have the short hair of the long
I got the short hair.

Speaker 15 (01:44:04):
Yeah, so she she keeps it short. But a lot
of people were asking me there like is this a
support dog? And I was like, that's just too too
hard of a job for a dog to have, you
know what I mean, Like, can you imagine being an
emotional support dog? Like your ancestors are hunters and wolves?
But like, oh, you're like, I gotta wake up every
morning and just make sure Britney isn't sad, Like that's

(01:44:24):
my entire personality. It's just I gotta wake up every
morning and be like, did he text her back? Okay,
hide the knives, Hide the knives. It's gonna be a
bad day.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
What's the name of your dog?

Speaker 15 (01:44:38):
Her name is Luna, and when she's bad, I call
her Tuna. So oh, you guys have that where you're like,
nickname your dog and it just morphs into something else
ten degrees down the road.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
It's what everybody does.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
Bubby, you have Bubby? Leo's name is Bubby?

Speaker 10 (01:44:53):
When he's bad, do you say Leo?

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:44:56):
Do you have a full name like Leonardo's Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
There you go, Yes, the kids named him I did.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
Not one was mister Fletcher. We call him fletchy boy.

Speaker 15 (01:45:08):
When he's a good boy, when he's a bad boy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
What is he usually sleeping next to me in the
bed again? This weekend? I woke up. Oh look, Kelly's here,
not Mike Kelly. And oh no, it's a large white
dog breathing in my face. Oh well, well, once again
we're talking to the lovely Kelly Collette.

Speaker 15 (01:45:28):
And the woman of many faces.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Have you ever been Have you ever been married?

Speaker 7 (01:45:32):
I was.

Speaker 15 (01:45:33):
I was married for fifteen years, So that was a
very like developmental time. Like I got married when I
was twenty three. It's a very Midwest thing to do,
which is like really funny because like you don't know
how to be a person at twenty three. So when
I got like married, I like registered for the funniest
things to get married. I remember registering for like a
ice cream maker and a bicycle and like a hammock.

(01:45:55):
And I was like, you can't get married without a bicycle,
you know what I mean? Yes, So that's just wild
that they I think they shouldn't let you should be
like a driver's license, like you should have to pass
test to get married, Like I think you should have
to pass tests to do multiple things in life.

Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
That's actually a pretty good one.

Speaker 15 (01:46:11):
Yeah, I think so. I think you should have to
take a test to have a gun. I think you
should have to take a test to have a baby.
You know, those are the two things I think you
should test people on.

Speaker 10 (01:46:20):
Maybe I think to give a dog.

Speaker 15 (01:46:21):
Yeah, I'll pass all the tests away.

Speaker 10 (01:46:24):
Because you're Catholic, don't you kind of have to take
at least a verbal.

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
Yeah, you have to go to it. You have to
go away to camp.

Speaker 10 (01:46:35):
I don't think everybody has to do that.

Speaker 11 (01:46:37):
If you don't, you have counseling from a married couple
within the church for sure. Okay, you have to go
to a camp with with your fellow ever got married
in the church, remember, Oh okay, there's still time. I know,
and all might have been an old so I could
get married in the church.

Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
So okay, well, yeah, this would be the first you
could invite us since we've never been any of them.

Speaker 10 (01:46:53):
No, I almost got to one a slot open, yea.

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
Had fifty people.

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
The groom called me up. Hey, it would really mean
a lot to Christy if you could come to the wedding.
Oh so much that she invited me day up.

Speaker 4 (01:47:07):
Yeah, yeah, no, but you do have to sit down
with a priest.

Speaker 11 (01:47:12):
You take a test, they go over the answers with you,
and you, you know, like you take the test separately,
like how you're feeling about raising children and.

Speaker 4 (01:47:20):
Money, and then you sit down the three of you
and they go over the tests and you discuss that
weird Ye.

Speaker 15 (01:47:27):
What happens if you don't have the same answers.

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
Well, I mean, obviously you're not.

Speaker 15 (01:47:34):
They just bring out option number four. They're like, oh,
well you can meet me Tony. Yeah, exactly, Tony.

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
I don't know if a priest can say I won't
marry you. He might.

Speaker 11 (01:47:44):
I don't know, he doesn't feel you're combatible. I don't
know if that's happened. Our priest did not say that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
He did get to that point, you ever get, like
any serious eye rolling, No, you're going to be a
great couple, goes.

Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
And in urge of events.

Speaker 11 (01:48:00):
This was the kid's dad, So we'd already been married
for years, and then we were going to get married
and renew our vows and get married.

Speaker 15 (01:48:07):
In the church and so make official.

Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
Yeah, well, the weekend away things. You're obviously not sleeping together.
No no, no, no, no no no no counter Okay,
just asking. We're talking with comedian Kelly Collette. Why don't
we squeeze in a news story.

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
We even promised for the Catholic church.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:48:26):
None.

Speaker 11 (01:48:26):
In Ohio celebrated her one and fifth birthday for the
round of golf wkb.

Speaker 10 (01:48:32):
In took her twelve weeks late.

Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
It gets better.

Speaker 11 (01:48:36):
Sister Renee Harman has been celebrating her birthday in the
same way for decades.

Speaker 4 (01:48:41):
This year was no exception.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
Downtown by the whore shot ninety.

Speaker 11 (01:48:51):
She's legally blind, but she and her fellow sisters from
Humanity of Mary hit the links at nol Run golf Course.

Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
Legally legally blind.

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
I got another hole in one there, lady? What's taking
these so long as that?

Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
How many people being behind?

Speaker 10 (01:49:11):
How many people?

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
Can we play through? God? Play through? Now? What's interesting?
This is worse than what's the name of the golf course.

Speaker 4 (01:49:17):
It's called Noel Run Golf Course in Lowellville.

Speaker 3 (01:49:23):
Lowellville sounds like Louisville.

Speaker 4 (01:49:26):
Lowell Lowell like my grandfather's name, Lowell.

Speaker 10 (01:49:29):
There's a Lowellville in a Louisville.

Speaker 4 (01:49:31):
Ye, Louillville, Ohio.

Speaker 10 (01:49:34):
Over there, totally different sounds.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
No, it's the same thing. Now, it's so, where are
you from Louisville, Chicago and New York? You don't sound
the same Lowellville. If you got enough of a slushy
in your mouth, it's not like the same word.

Speaker 10 (01:49:49):
Okay, now you're changing the parent.

Speaker 11 (01:49:50):
Congratulations to her sister Rene.

Speaker 7 (01:49:54):
You got it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:54):
I mean, she's legally blind and she's still out there
playing sister.

Speaker 11 (01:49:59):
Yeah the year is she actually playing? Yea, she is
being driven around on a golf cart. That would be nice.

Speaker 15 (01:50:08):
She just weakend at Bernie's grabbing.

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
A beer from the beverage cart.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yes, that's well, that's that's nice. I
wonder ifrom I wonder if she hit under her age.

Speaker 11 (01:50:22):
If she gets over under one hundred and five and
she's blind, I'm pissed.

Speaker 3 (01:50:28):
Did you see the kid yesterday?

Speaker 14 (01:50:29):
That up?

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
Here's the she's not wearing the habit.

Speaker 15 (01:50:33):
One hundred and five. She looks great.

Speaker 10 (01:50:41):
Bed is under the man. Absolutely, that's the actual audio.

Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
Wait a minute, wait there was that's a picture of
her in her uniform.

Speaker 15 (01:50:49):
In her uniforms, I love that movie habit.

Speaker 10 (01:50:56):
She's got the sister patrol hat that is old school,
and one on the very left looks exactly like the
one sister from Sister und Yeah, that's the plunging Next
time go out.

Speaker 15 (01:51:06):
Those are the ones that jump off the roofs and
fly right. Yeah, get some speed under those.

Speaker 4 (01:51:11):
That's what I grew up with, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 15 (01:51:13):
Can you imagine eating and getting something on that white
bib and just having to walk around with that? Shame?

Speaker 11 (01:51:17):
No, A lot of I wonder if I put a
bib over their bib'd probably.

Speaker 4 (01:51:24):
Wow happy.

Speaker 15 (01:51:27):
Yeah, they might have getten some right.

Speaker 3 (01:51:30):
Yeah, take a picture of them after they played eighteen holes.
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else is going on in her life. And we have
some questions for her, very very serious things. Are you
a drinker? No, I'm not. Okay, We're gonna find out
about what happens when you feed alcohol to bats. Okay,
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Speaker 3 (01:54:00):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
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the Silent Insurance News desk. I am she's undercover. She's
in Camo.

Speaker 4 (01:54:19):
Yep, can you Tom can't see me because my bangs
are in.

Speaker 3 (01:54:23):
My eyes and I have Camo on the jocks like
the bangs very much. Today's there's Pat Godwin, Hey Chick,
possibly a song from Pat? How about time?

Speaker 4 (01:54:31):
We haven't heard anything from you.

Speaker 3 (01:54:32):
There's Josh Hi Hello, waist Cosby, I'm chick. And Tom,
we have a special guest joining us in the studio,
the Lovely Kelly Collette comedian Kelly by the Way, is
on her way to Columbus, Ohio. It'll be October tenth
of Friday night at the famous Attic, The Attic in Columbus, Ohio. Yes,

(01:54:54):
very good, okay, on a Friday in October. But did
you have a particular song you wanted Pat play?

Speaker 4 (01:55:00):
Well, we haven't heard a thing from him all morning
about this one?

Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
Do you know?

Speaker 10 (01:55:03):
I can't find my way home? By by Steve one
one terrific?

Speaker 3 (01:55:07):
Believe I love this? Yeah, I'd like to sing this
one right now?

Speaker 7 (01:55:10):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
I get heard?

Speaker 8 (01:55:12):
Four?

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
I write four songs. I am forgotten at.

Speaker 10 (01:55:18):
Ten, I'm gone. That's for you, Tom. Okay, Sorry, you're
breaking his heart.

Speaker 3 (01:55:22):
Tom. We just asked her to sing as Oh look
how upset he is. Okay, let me check some community.
Are you and you want to do it? Hear gave
you a little listen there. Okay, okay, here we have
you have a song about Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney is
on tour at eighty three. Yeah it is, and he's
going to kind of vamp up the lyrics a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:55:41):
Okay, some of the olassics.

Speaker 3 (01:55:44):
He gets tired of singing in the same way. Something tough.

Speaker 5 (01:55:56):
There.

Speaker 8 (01:55:57):
Wake up in a little discomfort, bladder's fall. I'd rather sleep,
Have to leave my warm bed. Gotta pee, Gotta pee.
Just a couple of hours later, same thing happens. Can't
you see my cross states bigger than a beach ball.
Gotta pee, Gotta pee, Gotta pee. Gotta be a long

(01:56:21):
at eighty three. Maybe I should get a catheter. Gotta pee.
Gott a pee, two three coffees, diet, pepsi all day long.

Speaker 3 (01:56:32):
The things I miss, spend my time in the john.

Speaker 8 (01:56:36):
Gotta piss, gott a piss, Oh, gott a p gotta pee,
Oh a little drible, not a stream. Gotta rather wear
a diaper, gott a pee. Got a.

Speaker 10 (01:56:55):
Different stories, So change.

Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
And winding roads getting and the hard days nights getting softer.
Now someone bought the rights to that? Isn't that that
is that correct? So someone could could could viagra by
hard days night and turned into a really vulgar Yeah,

(01:57:23):
except I think that McCartney took the catalog back, but
I'm not quite sure. Okay. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Yeah, Okay,
because that would really that would really be bad. Uh.
We have a Christy Lee at the news desk. Let's
get one more story, then we'll talk with our guest,
comedian Kelly Collette.

Speaker 11 (01:57:39):
Wisconsin home to a unique raw dish called the cannibal sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
Huh.

Speaker 11 (01:57:44):
The Midwestern delicacy features raw minced beef served on a
single slice of rye bread that is topped with raw
white onion.

Speaker 3 (01:57:53):
It sounds I think that sounds really good, sounds awful.
I agree.

Speaker 11 (01:57:58):
According to Food and Wine magin, the sandwich has its
origin its origins rather in the German immigrants who settled
in the area in the nineteenth century.

Speaker 4 (01:58:07):
It's known as.

Speaker 3 (01:58:10):
Yeah Hakapeter hacka Peter.

Speaker 11 (01:58:14):
There's a popular meal in Germany featuring raw ground pork.

Speaker 3 (01:58:20):
Cannibal sandwich. It's made just a specific part of.

Speaker 4 (01:58:24):
The spread on half a roll, then topped with raw onion.

Speaker 3 (01:58:28):
You shouldn't eat raw pork.

Speaker 11 (01:58:32):
The United States Department of Agriculture does state eating raw
or undercooked beef is unsafe because it might contain harmful bacteria.

Speaker 3 (01:58:40):
Well, the this is based on the old dish, the hackapeter.

Speaker 4 (01:58:45):
Oh so that was the ground pork. Now they're just
using bee.

Speaker 3 (01:58:48):
If you're using raw ground pork, yeah, good luck, it's scary.

Speaker 10 (01:58:51):
It's essentially a steak tartar sandwich, which does sound steak
Tartar's amazing with the onion.

Speaker 3 (01:58:56):
Oh there it is. Yeah, that does look pretty good. Yeah.
Have you ever had steak tartar? Christal? No?

Speaker 10 (01:59:01):
I mean it's typically served with like diced onter.

Speaker 4 (01:59:04):
And an egg, doesn't it It's really good? Yeah, no,
thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:59:08):
That looks like something like a single dad would cook, Yeah,
breakfast without his wife. He's like, you know what, let's
send the kids home.

Speaker 10 (01:59:18):
I forgot where the frying pants are.

Speaker 3 (01:59:19):
Just eat it raw. Yeah, it looks pretty tasty.

Speaker 4 (01:59:25):
You would eat raw meat.

Speaker 10 (01:59:28):
Rough fish. I'm surprised you haven't had steak tartar.

Speaker 3 (01:59:31):
At some point. I might have.

Speaker 10 (01:59:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:59:35):
Yeah, and I'm really off sushi. I haven't had it, kidd, Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:59:39):
Doesn't it also have raw egg in it.

Speaker 3 (01:59:41):
Yeah, you're just asking for Yeah, you have to eat
that with a spoon, right, exactly what I mean. But
it's technically not a cannibal sandwich unless you're feeding it
to a cow.

Speaker 4 (01:59:56):
Okay, right, right, I suppose.

Speaker 3 (01:59:59):
So, Yeah, did you feel the need to explain that
to us? Well, I just thought it was misnamed, especially
in the in the state that brought you Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah,
hacked him up on that note.

Speaker 10 (02:00:17):
Let's get back to our guest.

Speaker 4 (02:00:18):
Oh, yeah, I bet she's great. She's happy that she
gets to follow that.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
I know.

Speaker 15 (02:00:22):
I love true crime. I can talk about it all day.

Speaker 4 (02:00:24):
Are you a true crime junkie?

Speaker 3 (02:00:26):
I was?

Speaker 15 (02:00:26):
You know, I used to think it made me unique.
I used to be like, Oh, I'm such a Wednesday Adams. Nope,
I'm a Monday Karen. Okay, that's basic. Now, every every
white woman loves true crime. That is our favorite thing.
Have you ever been to Salem?

Speaker 7 (02:00:38):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (02:00:39):
Oh you have?

Speaker 10 (02:00:39):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 15 (02:00:40):
Right if you guys have never been there, it's just
Gettysburg for white women. That's all it is. It's just
a bunch of women walking around like, look what we did.

Speaker 3 (02:00:49):
Oh, the way to celebrate now we've learned a few
things about you. Yes, you're you rescue doc Sun's I
do or at least one Yes, and you're single.

Speaker 5 (02:01:02):
Ish?

Speaker 3 (02:01:02):
Oh is there someone?

Speaker 15 (02:01:05):
There's someone?

Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (02:01:06):
Yeah, we have a good time.

Speaker 3 (02:01:07):
Are we going to be vague? I'm single ish ish Yeah.

Speaker 15 (02:01:13):
No, Him and I joke about it. We're like, are
we dating today? Because like I have, I have anxious
attachment and he has avoidant attachment. And it's very fun
because like I get to set the tone, like I
get to I'm anxious. I get to wake up every
day and decide how I'm going to ruin the relationship today.
So it's very fun.

Speaker 10 (02:01:31):
I get to I was diagnosed maybe a strong word
with avoidant attention.

Speaker 15 (02:01:36):
Yeah, it's weird because I'll send him like memes and
like TikTok reels all day about like how you can
be better, which is like a horrible thing to do,
which is like I would avoid that person too if
they were doing that to me. So I get it.

Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
Did you meet him on the dating apps or no?

Speaker 15 (02:01:55):
I don't do dating apps. I've never well I don't
think i've ever done them unless someone accidentally signed me up.
But yeah, the whole swiping thing. It's weird because everybody
like is in categories and dating apps, and people keep
asking me like, do you have kids?

Speaker 3 (02:02:10):
Do not have kids?

Speaker 15 (02:02:11):
Like are you trying? Like they want to know everything,
And I was like, I'm trying for kids. I really am.
They don't get in your car as easy as they
did in the eighties, but I've been trying for a
very long time. They've learned a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:02:22):
So you want kids, like you your dog's already broken exactly.
I won't.

Speaker 15 (02:02:27):
I just I want want to teach me how to
use my iPad. I want an older one. That's why
I want to kid. No, I don't want kids. So
I feel like that's hard to find somebody too, especially
my ageh yeah, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:02:39):
The male unicorn, Yeah yeah, I don't know if yeah,
I don't what's the male unicorn?

Speaker 10 (02:02:44):
Well, I don't know if you have to say male like,
but but they are hard to find unicorns.

Speaker 3 (02:02:48):
They're rare.

Speaker 10 (02:02:48):
They like maybe somebody my forties in their forties who
doesn't have kids. Yeah, and the single doesn't want them
and doesn't want kids. Oh, is that part of the
unicorn thing? They don't want Yeah, then you're not you're
not a unicorn.

Speaker 3 (02:03:01):
No, you want kids.

Speaker 10 (02:03:02):
Yeah, I'd like to have kids eventually. How many I
don't know, But I would rather have a daughter. That's that's,
that's what I want to have that.

Speaker 15 (02:03:11):
You're about to say dog, and I was like, I'd
rather have a dog.

Speaker 3 (02:03:19):
You know, if you don't have a daughter right away,
you can you can take her back and keep trying
for a song. Oh is that?

Speaker 7 (02:03:25):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (02:03:26):
No, I want the daughter.

Speaker 3 (02:03:26):
Oh you want the daughter. Reverse that and you can
take the sunback. We'll find out more off from Kelly
Collette in just a second. Kelly is going to be
on stage October tenth. It's a Friday night at the
Attic in Columbus, Ohio, and you can see her on
our YouTube channel and see what's going on with her
and with us anytime. We'd love to have you check

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Speaker 2 (02:04:05):
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Speaker 3 (02:04:14):
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Speaker 10 (02:04:23):
It's Christy Lee.

Speaker 3 (02:04:24):
There's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 10 (02:04:25):
Hi chick, Hello, Josh Arnold chickster. There's a Cosby.

Speaker 3 (02:04:30):
I am chick. Hello, Tom. We have a special gas
we do. I was just heckling myself.

Speaker 10 (02:04:35):
I heard that.

Speaker 3 (02:04:36):
Oh yeah, here Tom, It's not a hot water heater
the waters. If it's hot, they wouldn't have to heat it.

Speaker 10 (02:04:42):
Drive on the parkway.

Speaker 3 (02:04:43):
I'm sorry, I've always called it a hot water heater.
I don't know why. I guess I call the ATM
machine the ATM machine. I know the M stands for machine.
I will stand. Well, Josh has got another meeting for ATM. Josh, Well,
there's a certain sphere of adults and we don't. Okay, fine,
fair enough. Speaking of adult cinema, Johnny Us in the studio.

(02:05:03):
Bat got that right lot of star back in the day,
Star along in the tooth down. Well, you considered a star.
I thought it was more of a porn character actor.
I would come into a little ship that was the
comic relief. And that's the point that's always bugged me.
It's always porn star. Yeah, they never the journeyman. Porno

(02:05:25):
people are never really recognized. I have a question, starting actor.

Speaker 10 (02:05:31):
Is that what you're looking for?

Speaker 3 (02:05:32):
I bet that's a category actor.

Speaker 10 (02:05:37):
Howard of the adult cinema world, the character actor. Yes,
I'm looking at up. If they have If the Avians
have a best support what.

Speaker 4 (02:05:45):
Do you support? You hold things up?

Speaker 15 (02:05:46):
What do you do.

Speaker 14 (02:05:49):
They do?

Speaker 3 (02:05:50):
They have a technical awards like cinematography, but it's probably like.

Speaker 10 (02:05:55):
The other award shows where they happened like a month before.
It's some smaller yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:06:00):
Best all that, best boy, but they have that one.
Is Ron Jeremy considered a character kind of porn guy
or a star.

Speaker 10 (02:06:08):
Considered a peign star?

Speaker 3 (02:06:09):
I think star?

Speaker 10 (02:06:10):
Yeah, he's in heap big trouble. Yes, maybe an award
for Best Supporting Actress and Actor.

Speaker 3 (02:06:18):
Okay, well an insult durious who wanted last year? Do
they have the equivalent of the Thalberg?

Speaker 10 (02:06:24):
As of January twenty twenty five. The title holder is
Chanelle Cameron. I am not but here. Wikipedia has the
whole the whole list here. Yeah, it was unfortunate. Oh
Manina Hartley is a two time winner.

Speaker 4 (02:06:40):
Nina Harley, she's a star.

Speaker 10 (02:06:43):
Yeah, but in this case she was supporting.

Speaker 4 (02:06:46):
What maybe that was in her later years.

Speaker 10 (02:06:50):
And it has title, it has the titles of the
films they were in there.

Speaker 3 (02:06:53):
I'm on Chanelle Cameron's Instagram. Apparently she has trouble she
cannot find uh, I bet, I bet?

Speaker 10 (02:07:09):
Yeah, she's struggling.

Speaker 3 (02:07:15):
You guys.

Speaker 10 (02:07:15):
Remember Stormy Daniels, right, Yes, she is the best supporting
Actress two thousand and six for a film called Camp
Cuddly Pines, Power Tool Massacre.

Speaker 3 (02:07:27):
A lot going on?

Speaker 10 (02:07:28):
There, isn't that something you're seeing?

Speaker 4 (02:07:30):
That one that sounds like right up your rally?

Speaker 7 (02:07:32):
Well?

Speaker 10 (02:07:33):
I like the horror films. Yeah, I don't know that.
I like my porn and horror mix.

Speaker 3 (02:07:36):
Okay, well, thank you. Let's let's just move forward. We'll
meet Kelly Collette once again. Uh, dog owner, boyfriend dish?
What do we call him again? What was it again?

Speaker 15 (02:07:47):
The situation? Yeah, okay, I recently just started watching porn
by the way, just recently, and I the other day
I accidentally, well, I took a screenshot of it.

Speaker 3 (02:07:58):
Yeah, do you ever do that? I have accident?

Speaker 15 (02:08:04):
Well, yeah, yeah, do you.

Speaker 5 (02:08:05):
Ever do that?

Speaker 15 (02:08:06):
Then you have to walk around with this thing that
you hope people don't look at your photos? Okay, No,
I've done it on purpose too. I took a screenshot
of a porn one time, but not for the reason
you think you think you would do it because it's
like hot and you want to like recreate it. I
took a screenshot of porn once because I liked the
girl's makeup and I was like, I'm going to try that, right,

(02:08:30):
But I'm like really bad at doing my own makeup,
which means like I'm going to have to bring this
screenshot to a Sophora. Just walk around till I find
a girl and I'm like, can you do this to me?
She just like puts her balls on my face or whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:08:47):
You know. So I never did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 15 (02:08:49):
So I'm learning a lot about myself too recently.

Speaker 3 (02:08:52):
In a much different way. I'll be bored at a
movie and I'll be looking I'll go look at those
kitchen cabinets.

Speaker 15 (02:08:58):
Oh my gosh, I do that too, or.

Speaker 3 (02:09:01):
Just instead of this movie is so boring, but wait
a minute, that's a cool car you come away with.
You kind of wish there was a thing you could
get the end of the movie. You could you could
go to the website and find out more about the kitchen.

Speaker 10 (02:09:13):
Cat you know, they do have that.

Speaker 3 (02:09:18):
They have that in the mainstream if you will cinema,
you can I like, what shirt is that guy wearing?

Speaker 10 (02:09:23):
The shoes or what kind of cars that I forget
what the name I need to know?

Speaker 15 (02:09:30):
They have a website too, It's called Asborn on TV,
so you can see what people are wearing.

Speaker 10 (02:09:35):
I get a lot of house envy during Hallmark movie season.

Speaker 15 (02:09:39):
The kitchens incredible. Yeah, and they're always like people who
are like, oh, I'm just a poet and you have
like a multi million dollars.

Speaker 10 (02:09:50):
It's gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (02:09:51):
Yeah. It's like those Woody Allen movies where no one
seems to have a job, but they're all loaded. Yeah,
and living in great apartments in New York. Once again,
we're talking with comedian. Let's see what else do we
need to know about you? You are originally from Cincinnati, Ohio.

Speaker 15 (02:10:05):
Yes, we're raised.

Speaker 3 (02:10:07):
Yep, and let's see. Uh, college I.

Speaker 15 (02:10:10):
Did, I did it.

Speaker 3 (02:10:11):
I went to college graduate.

Speaker 15 (02:10:12):
I have a bachelor's degree in public relations. And that
was like right before like Instagram came out. So now
everything's totally different. Like we used to like learn how
to send out press releases by like typing a paragraph
with like the amper stands at the bottom, and now
they're just like just have Wendy's tweet and opinion or whatever.
So it's very it's very different now.

Speaker 3 (02:10:33):
You know, background parents religious, not super religious.

Speaker 15 (02:10:39):
Now I'm starting to get into religion and the one
I've I've chosen to get into is just crystals. Do
you guys know those girls? I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
Like I go, I go to the rock shops and
I go to try to pick out my new feelings
and it's uh. I went to one in Texas and

(02:11:00):
the guy was walking around and he was like, I've
noticed you've been lingering around the protection stones. Is there
something you feel you need protecting from? And I was like, yeah, myself,
I'm about to spend fifty dollars on a rock. Sorry? Sorry, sorry, sorry?
Am I fired?

Speaker 3 (02:11:19):
What does that do?

Speaker 4 (02:11:22):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:11:22):
Well, a lot happens.

Speaker 15 (02:11:28):
My heart is racing so hard right now with this religion.

Speaker 3 (02:11:31):
Is that part of the prayers.

Speaker 15 (02:11:35):
Oh my god, I can't take me anywhere with my dog.

Speaker 11 (02:11:42):
To save those words for your boyfriend, he was real
big And I'm not trying to ruin your promise. But
Jennifer Aniston, I just read a huge article on her
Invanity Fair and yes she's got She's got like a
big amethyst on her coffee table, and she's got crystals
and stones all around.

Speaker 15 (02:12:01):
I know they're supposed to do stuff. I don't know
how to turn them.

Speaker 3 (02:12:06):
Oh geez, I don't.

Speaker 15 (02:12:08):
I think.

Speaker 3 (02:12:08):
I don't think she was.

Speaker 10 (02:12:10):
She just had has too much money.

Speaker 3 (02:12:12):
I think it was that one.

Speaker 15 (02:12:16):
Take a word away that one.

Speaker 3 (02:12:20):
It's strong.

Speaker 7 (02:12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:12:21):
Yeah, trying to Jennifer as offset the previous. All the
world was rooting for her to advocate. You just lost
a friend. I would be like Nightline. We're in this
ninth month, tenth month of her not having a baby.

Speaker 4 (02:12:38):
I love her morning shows back on too.

Speaker 15 (02:12:41):
That's such a good one. Is really good in that way.

Speaker 4 (02:12:44):
Both of them are great. She's wonderful.

Speaker 3 (02:12:47):
Well, Rachel and Jil the same.

Speaker 15 (02:12:53):
Yeah, big fan who's the other one.

Speaker 10 (02:12:56):
It's Christina Applegate and she is, uh, this will come
to me because I just recently watched an episode where
she kept she wanted to be the godmother of Emma and.

Speaker 3 (02:13:09):
I'm lost. Thank you?

Speaker 10 (02:13:11):
Yes, Amy, Yeah, it's hilarious. Okay, Well that's.

Speaker 3 (02:13:14):
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Speaker 15 (02:14:37):
This will be my legacy.

Speaker 3 (02:14:41):
You should have seen the faces. You didn't get the
treat of looking at everyone going. These are the O'Reilly
Auto Park Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey,
welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 4 (02:15:00):
Hi, I was eating some toast.

Speaker 3 (02:15:02):
I apologize Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. There, Ace Cosby.

Speaker 10 (02:15:08):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios.

Speaker 3 (02:15:10):
Tom. We have a guest. Hello, Kelly PM Collette. She
says there was an accident. Come on, give her a
break up. Huh.

Speaker 10 (02:15:24):
I have a question, ask away my friend. And I'm
not sure how fam wher you are.

Speaker 15 (02:15:29):
With Josh I Yeah, I opened for him on his album,
Yeah Goo good.

Speaker 3 (02:15:33):
We'll go to then you know that he's a thorough
and generous lover. She doesn't know that from Yeah, but
I've heard yes many of the fans, and there was
a time, and I'm not suggesting that he is still
this way. Josh was a big fan of the of
the world of adult cinema, A single A single man.

Speaker 10 (02:15:55):
Yeah, I used to. I would.

Speaker 3 (02:15:56):
Here's my question, and I know they have this.

Speaker 10 (02:15:58):
You make it sound like he stands on type of
the theater and waiting for the latest one to open. No,
but Tom has always been fascinated by me, the fact
that I used to rent porn in my early twenties
from a theater from a ye like a rental story. Yeah,
and at one point it is mom return a movie,
which is my mom and dad. That makes it even worse. No,

(02:16:19):
it kind of makes it a little better in my mind.

Speaker 3 (02:16:24):
Your dad didn't say a few weeks later, Hey, by
the way, thanks for helping out till your mother had
seen that title.

Speaker 10 (02:16:31):
I've never gotten any of that.

Speaker 3 (02:16:35):
I've never gotten any of that. I could have been
more specific, I chose not to because of my because
of my respect for parents.

Speaker 10 (02:16:43):
Yeah, so here's my question.

Speaker 3 (02:16:45):
I know they have this award show for adult cinema. Yes,
what's called the AVAN Awards. I have always hated award
shows of any kind. I cannot stand watching them. But
I was kind of wondering in the and the A
V and Awards did they get up there? And you know,
after receiving the award for whatever the bounciest boobs and

(02:17:08):
porno do they get do they thank their mom and dad?

Speaker 10 (02:17:10):
And I'll be honest, I don't know, but I know
you okay, yeah, because they would show them on showtime
and you I remember you were asking you if I
had ever watched them, and I've seen clips, but I
never saw like a thank you speaking.

Speaker 3 (02:17:23):
But I also woulder do they ever get political, because
that's what I hate about those those record shows that
it would be well, I want to thank everybody in
the stests and the set for the movie, and I
just want to say that when I made ask masters
for it reminded me of the way I'm taking it
up the button right now from Washington.

Speaker 15 (02:17:42):
We need to stop the drilling.

Speaker 3 (02:17:48):
They probably do. Probably maybe I can't help. Can you
imagine something? What does the trophy look like? Is it
like a phallic I don't know, Yeah, look up A
V and Award. I only watched because Robert Bimble hosted
Once and Jim Norton hosts, so I would watch their
sets and they always and all comedians i've heard talk
about hosting it say it's the worst audience because they're

(02:18:10):
all just like in their own mind, like they don't
they're not interested in whatever. Anybody else do.

Speaker 4 (02:18:16):
They have like a boy that's I don't know what the.

Speaker 3 (02:18:19):
Hell that do? They have a pink carpet as people
come down, they've got Joan rivers and interviewing somebody. It's
a red carpet. That's bold. You're not, I will send you.

Speaker 10 (02:18:28):
This is respecting, this is very even.

Speaker 15 (02:18:32):
How to be like happy because they're just used to
faking it.

Speaker 10 (02:18:36):
I'm so happy you thank you if anybody can fake it?

Speaker 3 (02:18:41):
Very good? Very good?

Speaker 4 (02:18:44):
Is a couple embraced?

Speaker 15 (02:18:46):
Okay, Yeah, there's a third person behind them.

Speaker 3 (02:18:51):
With a microphone and a camera.

Speaker 15 (02:18:55):
That actually looks like a sculpture by an antique.

Speaker 4 (02:18:58):
Yeah, it's actually print.

Speaker 10 (02:19:00):
Not that it's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (02:19:01):
Does it have a nickname, like the way Oscar is
a nickname? Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 10 (02:19:06):
What would the Oscar's nickname be?

Speaker 3 (02:19:08):
Tom? Well, I'm not I mean, does I mean, does
that trophy have a nickname?

Speaker 11 (02:19:13):
This particular trophy was given to the best live chat website.

Speaker 3 (02:19:17):
Okay, a trophy nickname they give it for the website.

Speaker 4 (02:19:21):
Yeah, barely.

Speaker 15 (02:19:23):
You keep saying a V and I keep hearing a
VAN like birds.

Speaker 10 (02:19:27):
Yeah, I'm with you, porn stars. And I heard one
talking about how everybody gets sick when they go to
these conventions before the a v NS. So like there's
a big convention that was sort of concurrent with the
Consumer Electronics Show, and because they're meeting all these fans,
they're just they all get sick. And they refer to

(02:19:48):
it as the.

Speaker 11 (02:19:51):
One hundred categories Tom for porno. Yep, the awards are
divided into nearly one hundred categories.

Speaker 10 (02:19:59):
All right, will begin with this orifice.

Speaker 3 (02:20:04):
Amazing? Whoa Yeah? When they because at those award shows
that when they have the red carpet, it's always who
are you wearing?

Speaker 4 (02:20:13):
Yeah, they weren't wearing much.

Speaker 15 (02:20:16):
Who judges them?

Speaker 3 (02:20:19):
YEA?

Speaker 15 (02:20:19):
Three guys in the basement?

Speaker 8 (02:20:21):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (02:20:22):
Is it like the Academy Awards where the members.

Speaker 10 (02:20:24):
Of the must be there. I don't know, Okay, I
don't know that much about it.

Speaker 15 (02:20:32):
Is like gymnastics, where it's like you've got to score
the dismount and everybody has a different.

Speaker 10 (02:20:39):
For This is super pretentious, but David Foster Wallace has
an essay about going to the a v NS. If
you want to reach, I have it if you want
to Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:20:47):
Cool.

Speaker 11 (02:20:47):
The Official Avan Award trophy does not have a specific name.
It is a custom design figurine featuring two people in
an erotic embrace.

Speaker 10 (02:20:57):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (02:20:58):
Yes, the couple or you know, coitus or what? I
couldn't go?

Speaker 10 (02:21:05):
Could you sit through that hundred? I mean even if
the technical ones are before. So let's say fifty, all right,
and they've all got to make speeches. Well, they all seem,
you know, very fast on.

Speaker 3 (02:21:21):
I can't do it. I just can't.

Speaker 4 (02:21:24):
The Oscars of Porn, what.

Speaker 3 (02:21:26):
Do they do the way they do in at the
Academy which they have like a short film category for
those days after they have premature issues. Maybe I'd like
to thank one pump Johnny for no.

Speaker 4 (02:21:41):
Have you watched them? You've watched them every.

Speaker 10 (02:21:44):
Year, You've watched the year fast ward through? What do
you fastward through?

Speaker 3 (02:21:49):
Usually the comic and the musical guest, the musical guests.
Oh what an honor? Tell us?

Speaker 7 (02:22:00):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:22:01):
Well? What's up?

Speaker 15 (02:22:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:22:03):
I was just thinking of something that has no relation
to anything we're talking about. Do you have a favorite
pair of pants?

Speaker 5 (02:22:10):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (02:22:10):
I haven't.

Speaker 10 (02:22:11):
You always have the best question. I have a favorite
pair of jeans.

Speaker 3 (02:22:13):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm asking because my two favorite pairs are
currently at the tailor shop.

Speaker 10 (02:22:20):
Oh yeah, stand up, stand up, stand up and show
Taylors Josh jeans.

Speaker 3 (02:22:25):
These are these are a new pair.

Speaker 4 (02:22:27):
They're a new pair.

Speaker 3 (02:22:28):
Oh, you won't believe these. Look at these They are
like eight inches off the ground. That's flood times.

Speaker 10 (02:22:34):
Yeah, yeah, those are. And he's wearing white.

Speaker 4 (02:22:37):
Socks, so he is, Uh, you're styling, dude.

Speaker 10 (02:22:40):
He looks they're arkley.

Speaker 3 (02:22:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:22:44):
So instead of buying new jeans, you took your jeans
in to have them taking in?

Speaker 3 (02:22:49):
No, there they were, they were they were ripping by
the back pockets. So jeans. No. I just I like
him so much. All right. Do you have a favorite
pair of pants?

Speaker 4 (02:22:59):
Yeah, wearing them today?

Speaker 11 (02:23:01):
Well, this, I mean, doesn't it change. I'm wearing my
favorite pair of pants right now.

Speaker 3 (02:23:06):
It's one of those things everybody does, you go, oh,
this is a good days as usual with these topics
that for normal people you can't comment because most people,
I would guess their favorite pants are some sort of
sweatpants and give.

Speaker 4 (02:23:19):
My wide leg yoga pants.

Speaker 3 (02:23:22):
I don't own sweatpants. I don't wear them. Pat and
Kelly step further. You hate sweatpants.

Speaker 10 (02:23:28):
Yeah, you guys have shell pants, like I have jeans
that I I Yeah. If I let's say I have
three pair of jeans and hanging in my closet. The
rest are in the laundry, and I have a show
coming up, I will save Like there's one pair of like,
oh no, I can't wear those today. Those are my
show pants. I'm gonna wear those.

Speaker 3 (02:23:48):
Yeah, I have a Black Fair jeans like that.

Speaker 10 (02:23:49):
Ah.

Speaker 15 (02:23:50):
Yeah, the black ones are always good. I did buy
what they're doing now with women's pants, it's very sneaky.
We're starting to get more sweatpant like material that it
looks stressed years like, yeah, so we can kind of
like dis be comfortable for one, that's nice and we
get pockets now, yes, moving up in the world.

Speaker 7 (02:24:08):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:24:09):
Well. Now, who's allowing them to get the.

Speaker 15 (02:24:15):
Entent?

Speaker 3 (02:24:15):
Come on, chick, do you have a favorite pair of pants. Yeah,
there's sweatpants. Yeah, I've got and I bought three of
the same pair, so I always have. Do they have pockets? Yes,
they have pockets and a drawstring and all sorts of things. Yes,
I'm not a fan of.

Speaker 4 (02:24:30):
The drawstring sweatpants.

Speaker 15 (02:24:31):
You always have some always come out.

Speaker 3 (02:24:34):
You keep on.

Speaker 10 (02:24:37):
Back pocket one of yeah, but not the favorite ones.
But I have a backpocket.

Speaker 3 (02:24:42):
So where do you put your wallet? I don't carry
a wallet by and large, ever, I have my phone. Yeah,
there you go Apple pay. Oh I know, I was
just at a place yesterday. Why do you signed? No
Apple Pay?

Speaker 10 (02:24:54):
What do you have in your wallet?

Speaker 3 (02:24:57):
A couple of cards?

Speaker 4 (02:24:58):
Well you should have capital one.

Speaker 10 (02:25:01):
What's wallet?

Speaker 3 (02:25:05):
Anyway?

Speaker 10 (02:25:06):
Will you wear your sweatpants like a CVS?

Speaker 3 (02:25:08):
Oh yeah, oh gosh, you have no problem.

Speaker 10 (02:25:10):
Yeah I will.

Speaker 3 (02:25:11):
I'm quite I cut quite the figure when I'm not here,
not that i'm but i'm flying. I have, yeah, sweatpants
great for flying.

Speaker 7 (02:25:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:25:18):
I don't wear my UG boots to fly. But if
you have boots running running errands and things, I always
I'm in my UG boots and my sweatpants and whatever
I can grab and a hand.

Speaker 10 (02:25:30):
I love my ug slippers. I may have to look
into these ug boots.

Speaker 3 (02:25:35):
They make shorties and minis and tall pure yours.

Speaker 11 (02:25:39):
Yeah, the ug boots are kind of like great slippers
because they keep your warm.

Speaker 3 (02:25:44):
Keep keep your ankle.

Speaker 10 (02:25:45):
I'm definitely familiar with the women's ug boots, but I
didn't know they made it forgot. I just look awesome. Well,
let's I check in with Christy Lee at the news desk.

Speaker 3 (02:25:53):
What have we missed?

Speaker 11 (02:25:54):
A study has found alcohol in pairs of bat's ability
to fly. Researchers looked at the effect of ethanol on
Egyptian fruit bats, which have been shown to avoid over
ripe fruit that contains high levels of ethanol.

Speaker 10 (02:26:07):
Wouldn't this be a bigger, bigger story. I didn't have
any effect at all on Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:26:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:26:14):
During experiments, bats that were given liquid food with the
highest ethanol content took longer to fly, indicating that their
flight was impaired. The quality of those bats what's this word?
Echo location was also adversely affected animal radar. Yeah, colliding
with obstacles midflight because you know, obviously they fly night.

Speaker 3 (02:26:37):
Seems like that's from the mister obvious.

Speaker 11 (02:26:39):
In Yeah, exactly, it's one of the twenty twenty five
Ignoble Prize winners.

Speaker 10 (02:26:44):
Apparently, Oh, those are sort of the opposite of right,
were drunk?

Speaker 4 (02:26:48):
Everybody had to give them money to s to study that?

Speaker 3 (02:26:51):
Right presumably, I mean we're drunk bats. Also like flirting
with ducks too here, too big for me.

Speaker 10 (02:27:02):
Quacky about Frank woke up with a real crow.

Speaker 3 (02:27:08):
On that duck.

Speaker 4 (02:27:11):
But this is kind of interesting.

Speaker 11 (02:27:13):
Researchers found also that alcohol sometimes improves your ability to
speak a foreign language.

Speaker 3 (02:27:19):
Did you I told you? Improves?

Speaker 11 (02:27:23):
Fifty graduate students at a university in the Netherlands were
recruited for the study as they were native German speakers
who were also fluent in Dutch. Half of the participants
received an alcoholic drink, while the other drank water before
engaging in a discussion in Dutch with a native Dutch speaker.
Researchers found that intoxication improved the participant's Dutch fluency. Scientists

(02:27:47):
believe inebriation lowers language anxiety to a grease foreign language.

Speaker 10 (02:27:52):
I was just going to guess that that makes sense.
Help me with this.

Speaker 3 (02:27:55):
I don't understand.

Speaker 10 (02:27:56):
You're not afraid, you're not overthinking? Hey, is this the
right word? Is this the correct conjunction? Is this the
right way? You just say it?

Speaker 3 (02:28:03):
But who thought of doing this as an experiment in
the first place. I don't understand that. And why did
they do it?

Speaker 10 (02:28:10):
Interesting?

Speaker 3 (02:28:11):
They just want to see if they can pick up Yeah.

Speaker 15 (02:28:18):
To the Dutch people.

Speaker 10 (02:28:20):
I like the idea of a drunk bat flying into
the window of some maiden and turns into a vampire
and then he's he's trying to be quiet, but he's
hammers knocking over a.

Speaker 3 (02:28:32):
Lamp and so the vampires still they're also trashed.

Speaker 11 (02:28:39):
That sounds like something that we'd see in the Shadows.
That's you know that show, hm, drunk bats, drunk vampires.

Speaker 3 (02:28:47):
What is the effect of alcohol? Do you think on
ordering it like in a Chinese restaurant? What do you mean?
I mean, do you think that people are bolder if
they've had like they sit down and so you have
to you have to leave all all of your inhibitions
behind if you want to order in a Chinese Now
you're going to go? Is that what you're saying, I'm
gonna have the octopus.

Speaker 5 (02:29:08):
Makes yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:29:09):
Oh boy? Is that one of the reasons the octopus
isn't selling. Make the drink stiffer.

Speaker 15 (02:29:15):
I don't know, just that, just just that, I mean
that was probably what happened when the first person actually
tried octopus. They're just like, I might eat that bag. Yeah,
I was gonna put in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:29:27):
Now this is I'm asking this for real. And if
someone was conversant in American sign, yes, I used to
take sign. I wonder if when they're drunk, if there's
a lot more cursing.

Speaker 10 (02:29:45):
I can't imagine, because I would think efficiency would be key.
But hmmm, I don't know. Well, well some of them
maybe if someone knows about knows that.

Speaker 3 (02:29:52):
I'd like to know. I think what you think? Do
you coust more when you're drunk? I cuss the most
on roller coasters, right, but get drunk.

Speaker 10 (02:30:01):
Cous more when you're drunk.

Speaker 3 (02:30:02):
I never drink. I never drank. I don't drink. I
don't know that that's a fair question. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:30:12):
It was the last time you were drunk? Do you remember?

Speaker 3 (02:30:15):
Oh, quite a while ago.

Speaker 4 (02:30:17):
It wasn't a specific event.

Speaker 3 (02:30:19):
No, No, he gets real. It was a long time ago.
But he gets real like everything. I think he worries
that someone's listening to what he's saying, because let me
tell you something about it. I get that way now too,
and that that's how I know he's been drinking. Oh
I know is when I drank, I was always afraid

(02:30:39):
to order salmon NIGERI Oh god, Christy, what else is happening?
It's a lot. Yes, we take a two week break.

Speaker 10 (02:30:50):
Take a whole year.

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Speaker 3 (02:32:18):
You very much. Coming up, we're going to hang out
with our guest, Kelly Collette. Miss Collette is going to
be on stage at the Attic in Columbus, Ohio, coming
up on Friday evening, October tenth, for a great live
comedy show. We're going to find out more about her.
In just a couple of minutes, when we returned to
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Speaker 3 (02:32:48):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to
the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance newsdesk. Right,
there's Pat Godwain, Hello, Chick, Josh Arnold, Hey, Ace Cosby, Hey,
I'm chick. Hello, Tom got that special guess I look

(02:33:11):
across the way. I see comedian Kelly Collette here, and
you mentioned the the rapture.

Speaker 15 (02:33:20):
Sorry, I brought everything down with that.

Speaker 3 (02:33:23):
No. I did a little homework here, and apparently it
says there's no universally recognized or authoritative time for the rapture. First, however,
there is right now, there is a guy named Joshua

(02:33:43):
Malac a law that says it's going to be September
twenty third and twenty fourth of this year. So ho
wait today, that's what Kelly was referring right now, the rapture.
The rapture clock. Does it have a snooze button? Oh?

Speaker 15 (02:33:57):
I hope it happens.

Speaker 7 (02:33:58):
You can.

Speaker 3 (02:34:00):
This is interesting.

Speaker 4 (02:34:00):
What happens if we get to the twenty fifth? Does
it reset?

Speaker 3 (02:34:05):
I don't know. But there's actually a place you can
find out more about this called rapture Talk for the
TikTok folks out there. A you're familiar.

Speaker 15 (02:34:14):
That's what I was on deep scrolling last night. Oh yeah,
And there's people that are like preparing their cupboards and
like leaving notes to be like, well when I ascend
and new heathens are left here, like you can have
my food, and they're like, come with me and take
a tour of my rapture pantry or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:34:29):
It's very interesting. So what happens to the folks that
are left behind?

Speaker 10 (02:34:33):
You want you want to listen?

Speaker 4 (02:34:36):
Is that when all hell breaks loose to the zombies
garm and stuff?

Speaker 10 (02:34:39):
Oh lots of zombies wrap all right?

Speaker 3 (02:34:42):
Yeah? I love that song Rapture real you like that one.
I'm surprised you like that, Yeah, kind of. It's one
of the first sort of raps to uh take off
in pop culture.

Speaker 4 (02:34:55):
You're eating up cars, I think so.

Speaker 7 (02:34:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:34:59):
Now, let's let's talk once again with Kelly Kalet. If
you've never seen her you look I think you look
a lot like Phoebe on Friends. Very pretty. Thank you
and once again, your semi single, semi boyfriend. You're not.

Speaker 15 (02:35:12):
I'm in between stages of life right now, transitioning to everything.

Speaker 3 (02:35:17):
What are you looking forward to improve it? Do you
have like New Year's resolutions, things you're going to be
getting ready for in the next year.

Speaker 15 (02:35:23):
You know my resolution was so weird this year. It
was to compliment men more.

Speaker 3 (02:35:27):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 15 (02:35:28):
I thought so too, because I feel like men don't
get compliments like I feel like women we get so
many compliments, like we don't even believe you anymore, Like
we just think you're messing with us, you know what
I mean? Like you tell a girl you look good,
and she's like, shut up, you ruined my life. But
if you like, if you compliment a man, they genuinely love.
If you tell a guy you like his hair, he

(02:35:49):
will have that haircut for forty years. Okay, he's never
changing his hair, right, Tell a guy looks good and
blue closet full of blue shirts never wearing. By the way,
I do like those pants on you. I like your
new pants. Everybody else is tearing you apart.

Speaker 4 (02:36:06):
But I'm like, now we get to see you in
bloods for the.

Speaker 3 (02:36:12):
Pants.

Speaker 10 (02:36:14):
Like them a little higher than most people do.

Speaker 15 (02:36:16):
They did look like the nun who turned one hundred
and five flank golf. They did have that did look.

Speaker 3 (02:36:22):
It's too boring to explain. I have to wear them
a little high because of a recent surgery. So that's.

Speaker 10 (02:36:28):
At the always warned them high. You really have.

Speaker 15 (02:36:35):
Your genius always a highways too. I'm a millennial.

Speaker 3 (02:36:38):
I've told you a million times. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:36:40):
I'm if I'm insulted that you're just lying, or you're
I'm insulted.

Speaker 3 (02:36:46):
You think you're away. I'm going to tell signor who
does all my pants, that everyone thinks they're too high.

Speaker 10 (02:36:54):
No, no, you you get them however you want to
get them.

Speaker 3 (02:36:57):
Yeah, and we're still gonna make.

Speaker 10 (02:36:58):
He's the judge for me.

Speaker 4 (02:36:59):
No, he's not. He's going to do what you tell
him to do. Yes, he's your tailor if you tell
him you want.

Speaker 3 (02:37:04):
To self respecting man has their genes, Taylor, No, one,
none is the answer, right except you. Sorry, It's all right.

Speaker 10 (02:37:18):
Whatever you want to do.

Speaker 7 (02:37:19):
Man.

Speaker 3 (02:37:19):
Okay, let's get back to our guest.

Speaker 10 (02:37:21):
Thirty two is no good for you.

Speaker 3 (02:37:23):
Huh, I don't know. I don't. I buy them and
then I buy them along and I go to Senor
and he fixes them for I don't like the sor. Yeah,
I'm gonna give his full name. He has a business.
I don't want to know.

Speaker 4 (02:37:37):
His name is mister something.

Speaker 3 (02:37:39):
I would think very fine.

Speaker 15 (02:37:43):
Man. Oh yeah, you guys are wearing black. Did someone
give you that compliment?

Speaker 4 (02:37:47):
Oh yeah, if you wear any bright colors, it affects mister.

Speaker 3 (02:37:53):
That's all you'll. Did you get the memo before you
came here not to wear perfume?

Speaker 15 (02:37:57):
I did ye, no heavy sense or perfume.

Speaker 3 (02:38:00):
Right, that's because of Josh.

Speaker 15 (02:38:01):
I just rolled around in the grass. No, I know
that because we rode together and I think you mentioned
that before we got in the car or something.

Speaker 3 (02:38:09):
Oh really, I think we might have Do you ordinarily
wear perfume?

Speaker 15 (02:38:13):
Yes? Sometimes?

Speaker 3 (02:38:14):
What did you have a special scent? Oh?

Speaker 15 (02:38:16):
Uh, desperation.

Speaker 3 (02:38:18):
I don't know that.

Speaker 15 (02:38:22):
That's been like you said, No, I I think I
like I like a couple. They always have like really
dumb names to you know, Like I don't know, Snookie,
I have no idea what perfumes get a little like
the beach.

Speaker 3 (02:38:39):
Exactly does your does your boyfriend wear a cologne?

Speaker 15 (02:38:47):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (02:38:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:38:49):
You said you said he's an engineer, So.

Speaker 15 (02:38:51):
The answer is no, it's probably not just like motor
oil on the hands and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (02:38:55):
But I didn't.

Speaker 15 (02:38:56):
Did I ever tell you that I had allergic reaction
the one time we hung out?

Speaker 10 (02:39:00):
You told me as was happening.

Speaker 15 (02:39:01):
Yes, So we went to like a habachi and I'm
allergic to shrimp and I was fine, like through the
whole show, and then like I think it was afterwards,
I was like, my face blew up like a balloon.
Oh yeah, yeah, And I was like sending you pictures
like I'm not dying, but yeah, yeah, what happens? I
don't know, but ask you this.

Speaker 3 (02:39:22):
Driving around anywhere right now, the Halloween stores are all sprouting.
Oh yeah, and every empty store, which is half of them,
are becoming Halloween stores. Now, will you and your friend
go to a Halloween party?

Speaker 15 (02:39:34):
I've been wanting to be Butch Cassidy and the Sun
Dance Kid forever. I just need someone to go with.
But Halloween's my favorite holiday, Like ever since I was
a kid, my favorite thing has always been trick or treating.
Not because I like candy. I'd like to trick or
treat because I like to see the inside of other
people's houses. I don't know one of those very judgmental
kids that was way too close to the threshold of

(02:39:55):
your door, just trying to get your Wi Fi password.

Speaker 3 (02:40:00):
This is why you want to have kids to see?

Speaker 15 (02:40:02):
How about how everybody keeps conditioning on in October?

Speaker 10 (02:40:05):
The only time I ever got into go into anybody's house.

Speaker 15 (02:40:08):
Yeah, trigger treating.

Speaker 4 (02:40:10):
Yeah, you let the kids into your house.

Speaker 3 (02:40:13):
He invites them. Man, you know he does last year treating? Yes,
last year?

Speaker 2 (02:40:17):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (02:40:17):
Last year? That was? It was really nasty weather and
I had like forty people in my house.

Speaker 15 (02:40:24):
Did you have a party or no?

Speaker 3 (02:40:26):
It's just a spontaneous it's freezing outside. I got a
ton of candy.

Speaker 10 (02:40:30):
And aren't you worried about getting your silver stolen? The
grandfather clock? Who goes there possibly checking a pockets?

Speaker 3 (02:40:43):
I do not have a grandfather.

Speaker 10 (02:40:47):
Well that's right, you don't care for grandfather.

Speaker 3 (02:40:49):
I hate them, and I hate I hate anything with
Roman numerals, watches with Roman numerals. I want to know
what time it is. I don't want to have a
math problem. What doll we decide about there? There is
such a thing as a grandmother clock.

Speaker 7 (02:41:04):
Do you remember this.

Speaker 4 (02:41:06):
Of the grandfather clock?

Speaker 3 (02:41:07):
It's it's it's a grandfather clock without the dog, right,
there's an old joke. We like to leave our guests
with a joke. Well, Kelly, it's been a great pleasure
meeting You're so.

Speaker 15 (02:41:22):
Funny, you guys. I had such a great thing being here.

Speaker 3 (02:41:24):
We'd love to have you back as soon as possible.
Except for the one thing. Okay, I was trying to
make her feel good.

Speaker 5 (02:41:30):
Don't worry.

Speaker 15 (02:41:31):
I'm just gonna think about that every night when I
go to bed for the rest of my life. So
don't you guys worry.

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