The BOB & TOM Show - September 29, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show. The steam begins to rise.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It slowly effer vessels. Leaves are crinkling under sweet caresses.
I cherished this moment of natural bliss. Nothing's missing when
I'm pissing outside, Pierson outside.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside,
Pierson outside, upon American miss it outside.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You don't know what you're missing until.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
You start piss it outside.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
There you go, you know, a rock, a bush, a shrubbery,
a tree. You can go anywhere you please, so many
things that you can christen.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
So make it lack your.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Mission and just start.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Piss outside, missing outside.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're missing until you start pissing outside.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know, my favorite place is in the virgin snow.
You find the fresh canvasten, let it flow, sign.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Your name, and watch it glisten.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Unless you're in Alaska, then your task is to go
faster because it freezes and you have to walk backwards
while you're pissing outside. Pissing outside, You don't know what
you're missing until you start discing.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Outside it outside, pissing outside nice.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing
outside because the grass is always greener when you water
with your wiener outside.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yes, that should have been Tom pissing outside. Pissing outside
every day? You do that, don't you? When I can
several times in the morning. You're an animal. It connects
me to the earth. Do you mean it grounds you now?

(03:07):
One could put it that way in a mood. Okay, yes,
lessons intelligent. Hi, it's some hob at Toms shows. You
can tell we actively hate each other. There's Jess Hooker
at the Silac and Shirts news desk. Hello. Indeed, there's
Pat Godwin. Hey, chick, Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. I'm chick. Hello, Tom?

(03:32):
How Hello and good?

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Are you sweating or you have a heated No? No, no,
I'm just uh shaking. I just changed the sugar and
my sugar thing and I just got some on my shirt.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Huh. Oh, it'll happen, yeah when I have a diner.
Uh sugar. Yeah, but it doesn't. Don't you pour it
in the cop on your shirt?

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Because I was filling it.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Have a bulk bag.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I buy the bulk still, but how do you get
it on your shirt? Apparently I don't know. I did
I crawl up underneath the it puffs out. So in
any event, we're all good over here.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Okay, glad to be here. Everybody have a good weekend,
I hope, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Something happened to me that I have always feared what happened,
And now that it has happened, it's it's released.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I no longer have to fear this thing, all right,
you h No, that happened last last spring. Oh, if
you follow my Instagram, you saw the adventures.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Oh that's right, bitten by a snake. But the I
was filling my bike tires. Oh, and I wasn't quite
sure what the ps I was, so I looked it
up and it said for these exact tires, fifty PSI
fifty boom And uh no, the boom happened, No, at thirty.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
At the gas station. No, I was. I have my
own that plugs into my car.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
And then I, you know, and I had it, and
I was right, you know, I was right down next
to it, waiting as the gauge was rising. I was
getting ready to turn it off. Whenever it hit the fifty.
It barely got to thirty and exploded right at the
side of my face.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Was it loud. Oh yeah, yeah. Are you sure you
had the right number?

Speaker 7 (05:21):
Yes, yeah, so there was. It was the inner tube.
The tire itself is fine, but the inner tube bleue.
That's always been a fear of mine and feeling up. Yeah, yeah,
you blow your face off?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
What I would think? Yeah? Wow, absolutely. Now see if
you were Tom, I would be suspicious and think that
you had done something wrong.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
No, I'm just thinking over the winter or what some sometime, yeah,
dry or something.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah. So you're just getting your bike out now that
the winter is over and like now that Yeah, I
much prefer fall writing. So did you get it fixed
and go writing?

Speaker 8 (05:56):
No?

Speaker 7 (05:56):
This was yesterday, So I uh am going to take
it because it's the tire with all the chains hooked
up to it.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
You're not doing it myself. Can you do me a favor?
Can you take it to one of the big quickie
tire change places for cars? Yes, and just roll your
bike up and hey, I need a couple of tires.
Brand you got any rims? Well, no, it's automotive place.
It's a tire. What's the problem, says tire city. What's

(06:25):
the problem? So is it the is it the tire
of the tube it's the tube. Yeah, but maybe they'll
replace the tire too, which they shouldn't have to. But yeah, yeah,
so you're okay, Yes, how do they get that? How
do they get all those change and gears? And because
if it's the front tire, I can easily remove that.
But this is no thanks. Did you go for a

(06:46):
walk in instead, since you were all ready for a
little extra I go I walk pretty much every day.
Yeah okay, but yeah, you weren't physically hurting anyway. You're
just scared. Uh. Yes, and the neighbors were too, and
the cats. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
But you're right though, and that we all have a
fear of something like that eventually going to happen, and
it happened to you, So now you're done with it.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It's okay.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
I know that my head's not going to explode. Also,
when that happened, right now, I have a done question.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Would it have been louder had it been a tire
on a car. I'm going to guess yes, the two
I was much more dangerous too. I was just doing
that last week, so you shouldn't. You shouldn't do any
of this.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
I was doing it at three thirty in the morning. No, no, tom, No,
I got it done. I got it, got it fixed up.
Thanks to my friends. They got it done.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
What do you mean your friends, Eddie, Eddie got it done?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh yeah, you told somebody, you know, I did it.
You told somebody about it, and they went and filled
your tire up, And that's equivalent to you doing no.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
I did it at three thirty in the morning by myself.
Then I brought it in here and Eddie was kind
enough to fill it up in order for me to
take it to the tire store.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
How did you do it by yourself? Did you stop
at a service station?

Speaker 6 (07:54):
I turned around and I drove to a service station
at a nearby freeway interchange.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Do you do you know how how many times you've
told me don't go to a service station that time morning,
I had no choice. M They don't want to mess
that rim up.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
And of course the and the the air thing is
over in the darkest area, they said, the service station.
It's it's lit up like a Spielberg movie, except where
that air thing is.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Did it take a quarter? You have to get quarters? Uh? No,
that one? These things all take you swipe now. Oh
I got free.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Air at my gas station.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Wow, that's a customer service capital. Yeah. Pat, you still
have free air at the apartment. Yes, yeah, I have
a nice little station over there. That's nice at your apartment. Yeah,
it's nice. Good, that's worth half a month's around. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Well, I'm glad everyone had a good time. Any other updates,
any other problems anybody?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh, I can't think of it. I didn't. I didn't
get to grill out. I wanted to grill out this weekend.
Days just got away from me watching football. And oh
I tried to put that. Are you the one that
bought me the Lego radio for Christmas one year? Jason? Jason?
Did you buy that? Well, thank you, Jason.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Did you put it together?

Speaker 6 (09:15):
No, it's impossible, it's absolutely im one right there.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, Oh that's I got you. Those are legs. Yeah,
that's the radio. Did you save all the pieces? Yeah,
well that's another thing. That's another thing. Good luck and
keeping all the pieces?

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Okay, saying because I'll take it off your hands. Why
we one of my one of my daughters does those
all the times.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
She'll love it. Oh, yeah, I old your daughter. My
twelve year old daughter Finn loves Legos. Did they come
with extra pieces? Or I knew that a twelve year
old was smarter than I was. Now I have a
proof I and the I failed. Man. The directions are
on your phone now, yes, And the directions are they
give you a nice book and you follow the book
and all part and I just.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
So you can look it up on your phone or
look at the book.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, and it's just you. I know that's a blue one. No,
that's a green one. Yea.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Sometimes the shade gradients of the pieces can be tricky,
that's true. And sometimes yeah, it got they don't always
is that grayish brown? Brownish graye? Could that be a
Is that a khaki? Wait a minute, No, that's not
that doesn't go in.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
And at one point, after like forty five minutes looking
for a piece, I hear behind me and I'm thinking, oh,
what the hell? Yeah, the Australian shepherd had a piece
of it in her mouth to get it out. Yeah, yeah,
I'll all take it off your hand. I hooked and
scooped in COVID. We built half of the Disney Castle.
You and then I gave it to my son and

(10:43):
he finished it up. You are absolutely different better man
than I am. No, it's I give up. I almost
killed my entire neighborhood with the up house.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
It's really cute. We finally got it done. But the uphouse,
yeah oh yeah, have the balloons and yeah, oh that's cool.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
And we just had the world's didn't what's the biggest one?
Is it the Titanic or the Death Star?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Right? Something in Star Wars? We just had. We just
had a story about it coming up.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
We have great letters today, a lot of exciting things
going on out there, and a lot of praise for
the show Friday in which we had the Butler University
Band here so much fun and getting doing our Omaha
Steaks cookout. It was really a blast. So thanks to

(11:31):
everybody you participated in that. A special thanks to our
staff here Eddie Cookie, et cetera, et cetera doing a
lot of the heavy lifting for us. We'll get to
our letters coming up in a matter of moments. A
couple of scores in the world of the NFL.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Well, what's a tie like guys kiss And that's exactly right.
That's what we had last night. Green bayd Dallas ties
in overtime forty forty and of course if it's over
to way, they play one overtime session in regular season.
It's tied. That's it. Everybody go home lame with a
capital lay. Yeah, that's exactly right. Forty forty boy, oh boy, locker,

(12:12):
what was your pick on that? I had the Green
Bay minus the points. But I called my bookie and
he goes, no, no, there's no way of deciding that's off.
Twenty said okay, but I still own three thousand dollars.
I see. Can I talk to you later about that.

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Coming up exciting things in the world of sports involving
Mount Everest and Linda Carter. Linda Carter, Oh yeah, I did,
no wonder woman. Well we're talking posters, ain't we? There
is I guess I don't a wonder woman. In the
news as well as uh. In the world of news,
we have the halftime show for the Super Bowl has

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You almost vomit when you talk about fingernails. Yeah, this
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Speaker 6 (16:11):
Tom just went down the tire wormhole because Josh was
filling up his tire and his bike and it exploded.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
That can be dangerous though, especially an automobile tire.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Right, Yeah, but I want I remembered a few years
ago and I don't remember where I got a car,
and they there was a real big deal that they
put nitrogen in the in the tires instead of air.
Does anybody remember this?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Fat? Yeah, I do.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Yeah, it's a real big deal. Absolutely, let's be more
stable than Yeah. I've just been looking it over and
there it's kind of not really a big important thing.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
There are different studies about what does this really do
you any good? And it says well, nitrogen has less
moisture and it helps maintain pressure in extreme climate.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Switches but people were losing their minds. When a cold
snap would hit, the right tire pressure would go off. Yeah,
tires would.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Get some optimistic claims, say there's a significant fuel savings
and a fifty percent tire life extension. That's disputed by anyway.
I don't know so the answers, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I thought, well, Pat and I were under the assumption
that they met nitrous, we're going in the tires. So
we were down there huffing the tire. We were having
a great time. Sadly, if that were the case totally misunderstood,
that would be a big problem.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Remember the thing we had a couple of years ago
where a guy took a air pressure hose thing and
shoved it in his behind, his co workers behind as
a joke, and it killed the guy. Oh so I guess, Josh, Josh,
I guess he had the wrong setting.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, I remember it was in Australia.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Did you work in a service station?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah? Do you think that? Do you think went ding
ding ding?

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Then finally it went dog. That was a consensual sexual
Oh maybe, I don't know if I can dig.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
Up to maybe in that one, it was definitely a
prank that went, Okay, let's.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Say I'm going to pull a prank on Josh. How
do I get the air hose up his ass?

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
This was one of those. He walked up behind his
buddy and just put it up through the ports and everything. Yeah,
and hit the switch and yeah, huh wow it expanded.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
So that's something that we're not going to be doing
today anybody. And I don't know if it would be
I don't know if it'd be more effective with nitrogen
or not.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
But that's like final destination stuff many bad way he
will that. We actually have a letter that kind of
touches on that. Believe it or not, someone exploding a friend.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Oh, this comes to us from mister e.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's all I can say.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
E uh Nelvis not or else not Elvis. I was
awakened at one am my son telling me there were
firefighters in an ambulance outside our house. Okay, turns out
he had called them. He had decided, for whatever reason,

(19:18):
to insert a cheese stick into his butt, couldn't get
it out. He panicked and called nine to one one.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Oh my gosh, like a mazzlies or like or like
the E M T's asservice. He was not in immediate danger.
You know, we've got the cheese sticks in an our
refrigerator right now. We took him to the er. Let's
apparently this had nothing to do with any kind of
sexual experimentation.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
He's young enough. I believed him. We were asked a
series of questions at the emergency room. Had the plastic
been removed?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Stuff? Turns out he had shoved not one but five sticks. Uh.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
They did an X ray to locate the last two
remaining sticks. I guess they'd gotten three out all right.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Uh, the doctor's shirts because there was no plastic.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Everything is okay. The story is ongoing. I'll let you know.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
You know what, it's okay. We don't need to know.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Well, well, let's just let it go.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
I mean, I've been stopped up by cheese, but usually
it's going in the other direction.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
You see us that. Yeah, and this is happening as
we speak. Oh, the guy's still in the hospital. No,
they're at home.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Now, but he's waiting wait for the cheese to pass yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Or be absorbed. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
But see, it is time for us to get to
our stack of letters. God, he didn't have to read that,
He didn't you didn't.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
You can't digest that way.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
But I mean, I assume it'll exits on its own
due to a pressure from the other direction pushing it out.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
We'd like to have a have a crowbar and a
and I'm on, what the hell? Man? Boy? All right,
you asked for it.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
There's some things that your kids do that you just
don't tell people about.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
That's what I think this letter is about. I do too.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
I'm letting these people that I listened to every morning,
I have to get this out. I'm not telling my
good friends about this. I'm not telling my parents, you know,
hit the kid's grandparents. I'm not telling my I gotta
let this out there.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
And why do they call you lv and A funny story?
When I was five? We have I have more letters
over here, unless you guys have.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Any We were talking, we had, we had some. We
were talking about posters last week and what was on
your what was on your bedroom all when you were
a kid, you had you had a bunch of posters.
You answer this, I don't know if you're not.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
I worked at a I worked at a place called
Video Town.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Uh, well it was Video Junction and then it was
Video Town.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Sure, cool. Now is it a fireworks store now or
a halloween shop?

Speaker 5 (22:09):
It's a barber shop. It's a barbershop. And but so
we would rent videos, and so I got all of
the coolest movie posters, obviously, and so I had the
Dogma movie poster on my on my wall in college.
And uh, let's see what else. I think Dave Matthews

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band because my roommate liked Dave Matthews.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Okay, yeah, that little sprite that they have for their logo,
the Dave Matthews band that you see on the back
of cars.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Lots of girls my age have that tattoo that is
their tramp stamp. Yeah, that's it's very, very common as
the tramp stamp in my age range.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Holy no kidding. The allow flame she dances.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
That's a big one.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Is that where they got that? What song is that? Maybe?
Tripping Billies? I forget. I had three main posters back
in the day, says Mark from Wisconsin. One was keep
on Trucking, right, that's got the drawing with the guy
with the big shoe yep, coming at you. The Budweiser
girls in swim suits. Oh yeah, that was big. Where

(23:16):
it spells Budweiser. Each one of them was wearing a
segment of Right Ozzy Bark at the Moon. Ah, I
have never heard of the Frank Zappa poster. Would you
care to try with with miss? It's of a certain
era that you said it was iconic and incredibly popular.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
Iconic doesn't mean that it's going to be posted by
someone ten years after the fact. If he's got bark
at the Moon, he's he's fifteen years beyond Frank Zappa.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
And fine the mode Fi Zappa Crappa? Do you remember
the Fi Zappa crapa post hunt?

Speaker 5 (23:50):
I don't remember that, of course not.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
She's too young. We received the letter from a guy
what was it in Spain that there was one posted
at a bar there.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
We agreed that this was over.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
I did have the Jim Belushi college poster two.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
John John, we just sweate her. That just says college.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
You're the story behind that? No, I think I can't
remember if Ackroyd was with them, but they were on
some kind of someone They were on a cross country
tour and then he just walked into some shop and
that was just there, just said college on it. They
thought it was hilarious and water well.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
This guy also has Linda Carter for a poster, and sure,
I think we have the Yeah, that's the one. Good Lord,
she's pretty, wasn't she like six to one? Yeah? I
don't know, just something tall, drink of water. I'm looking
at her head right.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
Now, and they and then the photograph. She's a she's
just relaxing at home. Yeah, but her legs are I'm
gonna say five eleven. I'm gonna go five eleven. She's
ready to I don't think she's six.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
You know, why didn't they couldn't they have found a
part for her in the New wonder Woman? Couldn't they?
Little cam you know, yeah, like Grandma Grandma wonder Woman?
Is there a new I didn't know there was a
new wonder Woman? Gal Gadot as wonder Woman. No thanks.
So beginning the Dawn of Justice five nine, Linda Carter,
So you like that toll? Well, you know Altman just

(25:18):
got in there? Is that right? What? Oh? Robert Altman
and Linda Carter were very much and I yeah, okay,
very nice.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Right ahead, Okay, I've got a lot of letters. Let's
try to give us some of the shorter ones.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
This involves uh, this is this. We we had the
band on Friday. We did so we were doing a cookout.
It was great to hear the sounds of a marching band.
He did a great job.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Welld the they didn't sound great.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
The Butler Athletic Band was in the parking lot. It
was really fun. It was I got this. Hey, guys,
I live in Lexington, Kentucky. I went to a neighboring
town where the Eastern Kentucky band was practicing. The sound
was great, so is the stuff I was smoking. I
sat for an hour enjoying the sounds. Yeah, whenever I

(26:18):
visit that town, it's one of my favorite memories.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Still living in Lexington. And this is the way I
read this letter. He goes, I'm oskeing it as much
as I can. So now apparently on our.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Show, ours has become a verb our own. Jeff Oske
is now he has now become mister Marijuana.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
And happy birthday, Jeff, Today's birthday? Yeah, happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Lunch on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
We were also talking about expiration dates. When you open
up the fridge, you got all that food in there?
What what does it really mean? My sister's ex was
I was sitting for our elderly aunt.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh I can I can only imagine how old of this.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Invited me to hang out for the weekend. Saturday morning,
we grabbed the pancake mixed in her cabinet and made
some pancakes.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
It was all silverfish, solid wall to wall.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
It seemed a little bit hard. We didn't give it
much thought. I took one bite. It disintegrated in my mouth.
I looked at the box. I noticed it had expired
ten years ago. That I can still taste that old
ass woman's expired.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Vintage old ass woman. I found a can of beans
or something in one of my cupboards. It was twenty nineteen.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Yeah, that'd be good.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
That as a can, right, Yeah, I mean it's not density.
You're good. Why would they put an expression date on
a can? Those last forever? Nuclear war? The whole thing
canned goods? Right? What the hell am I doing wrong?

Speaker 6 (27:56):
I won't read the whole letter, but it just says,
in tom defense, my wife works for a preschool. The
most popular shirt for four and five year olds is Nirvana.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I believe that I just rented to someone.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
Over the weekend. They were saying the same thing that
Nirvana T shirt. I guess it's an anthropology, is that
the that is yeah, and it's.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Everywhere and Target has a version too.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And a lot of the people aren't don't realize it's
referencing a band. What do they think? Is it peace
in Heaven?

Speaker 6 (28:25):
And I doubt if they also know that it's that
as well.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
So, by the way, you make a whole judgment about
their intelligence and background just from that one shirt. I'm
was saying, it's interesting, that's what it sounded like.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
To think what I wore that I didn't listen to,
and I would say the Grateful Dead. I had a
Grateful Dead T shirt and I didn't listen to much
Grateful Dead.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's a dead.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
How do you feel is you're a motorcycle enthusiast I am.
How do you feel about people that wear Harley Davidson
here that don't write Harley's I don't.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
I don't think that that happens is often I think
that I don't think that happens.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
It does, it doesn't wear I used to have boots,
I never rode. I think you feel like a brand
and not necessarily own the main I don't think so.
I had an Indian Indian motorcycle T shirt. I don't
ride a motorcycle. One time I try to neighbors. How
indian motorcycle a cool? Oh so you rode one once? Once?

(29:27):
I almost hit the mailbox and I put it away.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
It was mine?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Is it have the word pussy in the back, just
like I don't know I'm a pussy. Oh sorry, I'm
well aware of it.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
There's more. This is actually fairly interesting. My family traveled
to Spain at the end of my daughter's semester abroad.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Hey, Josh, have you ever No, but I kind of
like the music. Yeah, that's what I thought. Gotta hate that.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
Before we left, she gave us specific instructions, strict instructions
avoid looking like tourists. One suggestion, no graphic T shirts,
so we packed solid colors. When we arrived in Barcelona,
I noticed lots of people wearing Ramon's T shirts. Again,
I would also give you a band that a lot

(30:14):
of people wear the shirts. Have never heard them? And
there's a commercial on right now with the Ramones. They
played during every football game ten times.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Uh I uh, if i'd brought I don't know where
you never heard that. I'll tell you what you're talking.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
If I'd brought the many Ramone shirts I own many
of the vitage I would have fit right in. I
asked our tour guide why the Ramones were so popular.
He said it was part of a summer promotion from
El Coorte in Glace, a major Spanish.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Retailers basketball court in English.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
I think the Ramones was singled out because it's a
common Spanish name, Ramone and easy to pronounce.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
You met, we win.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
One of one of our major writers of this show
is named Ramone. We get lots of letters from Ramone
in Orlando.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Ramone sounds like I love, Isn't it? It is? It is?
I am Ramone. You sit here, the appetizers are coming.
Make love be right. But I enjoy your cheese stick.
I'm going to shove mine in my You may join me.
If you may join me, would you like to join
me in shoving mozzarellas chicks up my ass? I would

(31:25):
excellent choice with your teeth. Okay, you're Bob and Tom show. Yes,
we've already answered this question. Does the mile High Club
count if you're in a hot air balloon? Absolutely? I
say no. I say no if the Mile High Club
counts if you're in a hot air balloon at a

(31:46):
mile then everybody in Denver who has sex at a
mile high?

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Is the distinctions you have to be airborne. Let's go
to New York say if you have to be school
of New York. We have the referees on the line.
Uh huh okay, First I yes, that was not interference.
And secondly, yes, that's that is that is the mile
high club.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's the first thing out of his mouth. That wasn't
holding yesterday? Oh really, what part wasn't holding? The guy
who grabbed his neck or when he threw him to
the ground, Well, that's because he had to get over
there to catch the ball, so you got to held
the bat. God, that's Josh's joke of passing or fear it,
that's no joke. If he wasn't caught the if he
caught the ball, I never mind. Remind me not to. Also,

(32:27):
please don't drop the ball to you've crossed the finish line.
What the hell? Same guy holding the same guy drop
ball on the plane. I don't think I don't blame him. Uh,
mister d letter coming up, Tom, just for you, buddy, Okay.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Good, we got we have a small horses in the
news today, I mean ponies, ponies coming up in the news. Shetlands, Shetland, Shetland, Shetland.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Are all Shetland ponies small or they're like a giant
Shetland pony. That's normal. Is that what they call it?
A Shetland sheep dog? I never Oh.

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That's when you lose ten pounds, then you gain twelve,
and you lose the twelve and gain fifteen. Weight cycling
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(33:27):
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(34:34):
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(34:54):
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Speaker 1 (35:40):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Top Show. Josh Arnold, Bye,
Jess Hooker, Hello, Pat Codwin. Hi, Chick ash Cosmey. I'm
Chick McGhee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. Hello, Tom,
we got letters for you.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Yeah, before we get you, I was mentioning that ramone
it's Blitzkrieg bop out and it's in a Fizer commercial. Uh,
I can't have mentioned the ramones never there.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Are not many Ramones and quotes Ramones left right. I
think one none, none, none zero. We're down in the originals.
I think they're all gone, sadly, But yeah, did you
like the Ramones? Did you say, Hey, I'm going I'm
gonna go home tonight and listen to the Ramones. I
saw the Ramones. That's why.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
That's the way they should have been. Hang on a
second with oh gosh, I'm forgetting. The opening act was
the sex Change Band.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
They were called the name of the band was the
sex Change Man.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Yeah, god, uh, I think it was. It was the
Ramones and the Runaways. Okay, I believe it was. I
think that was the bill. But they were extraordinarily loud.
I was just gonna ask if that was one of
the louder shows went to. I think the Believe it
or not, I think the loudest show I ever went
to was uh Journey, h Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
That was deafening. But yeah, but I did see the
Ramones and the Runaways. That's cool, man.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
Yeah it was somebody somebody in the sex Change Band
I remember opened up the show.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
That the show I went to still New Kids on
the Block with my daughter. It was the loudest and
it was the band. It was the kids, the girls screaming,
Oh we're in a big stadium. Yeah we met. We
met Donnie Wahlberg backstage. Is now a big TV star,
right yeah? Yeah? And my daughter walked up to him
and shook his hand and he goes, I'm sigh, I'm

(37:37):
all sweaty. I've been riding my bike. It was a
real moment. Tom good so good. That Boston a thing. Yeah,
she melt, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Yeah we got another grizz word or Tom is a
man you can't think of the word, and this is
a really good one. I was on the beach down
Pensacola where Tom got his rental bike stolen.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
You know, they still on me. Whatever it was. They
charged me three hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
I was talking with my daughter and I was telling
her about something, and the beach cleaner was going by.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
What's a what's a.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Beach clean The beach cleaner he goes, you know the
guy driving a tractor pulling a rotating rake. Yeah, yeah,
I had no idea what a beach She said, you
mean the sand Zamboni. Oh that is perfect. I'd even
go sand bony. Yeah, yeah, that would be that. It

(38:37):
would be very good, and one can only imagine the
stuff that they find.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
Yeah, you know what, it didn't occur to me this
is that they were cleaning it. I just thought they
were making it look nice.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Mixture both well. I lived in San Diego. I found
hypodermics on the beach. Oh and uh a refrigerator laying
on the beach, full size refrigeriand not a dorm fridge,
a full signe. Had it floated in or had it
been I don't know, but it was on its side open,
the door still attached. Weird. Well, let's get to your letter.

(39:15):
What do you got over there? Dear Bobby Tom show
pacifically Tom. My name is Carter. I live in Newman, Georgia. Hello, Newman.
I was listening to a previous broadcast. You guys were
talking about mister Ed. Did you know mister Ed the
talking horse could also whistle? How about that? There was

(39:37):
an episode of mister Ed. Wilbur was riding ed in
a park. They encountered an attractive wall, yes, and mister
Ed let out a wolf whistle. The whistle got Wilbur
in trouble. Yeah, I believe mister Ed also said a

(39:57):
slang expression of the Times for a woman, but he
doesn't give me any hint as to what that word
it was dame, a broad or a bird. The woman
thought it was coming from Wilburg and accused him of
being a masher. Oh well, it sounds like he was.
You don't hear that word ever anymore, do you?

Speaker 6 (40:20):
That's yeah, that would be someone who's sort of overtly
unwanted as.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Creep Yeah, creepy. Don't be a creep. Yeah, don't be
a masher. But that's great.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
Yeah, I forgot about that episode Shakespearean and it's plot
the case of mistaken identity that an animal.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I don't think there was ever an episode of mister
Ed talking to Wilbur about how he didn't like Wilbur
to write him, or do you think well mister Ed
liked it when Wilburt wrote him.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
I just wanted to like an episode where he said, Hey, Wilburt,
have you seen the torpedo.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
On your wife?

Speaker 6 (40:57):
You might want to go ride that a little bit
more and spend less time talking to me this horse.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Uh you alright? Do you think Wilver ever had an direction?

Speaker 6 (41:10):
While I don't know, Dear Bob and Tom shows going
all up there, wolver As you recall, we were talking
about drive in movie theaters and everyone wants me to go.
I've only been to one once and that was many, many,
many years ago.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
It had to be like a fraternity prank or something. Right.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Uh, Tom, you said you were going to take your
girls to a drive in. Go get a pickup truck.
You can wear your cowboy hat, take a bunch of
blankets and pillows and a shage lounge. Put the shage
lounges in the back.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Holy hell, he's got the whole day planned.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
For you, and he goes. Be sure to take a
leaf blower. That way, you can blow all the popcorn
out of the truck bed before we.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Ever do that. Don't do that? Why don't take a
leaf blow to the drive in theater? Yeah, when the
movie's over. No, still loud and annoying.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (41:56):
This guy's being he's being silly if he's he's a jack, right,
he knows that you like to leaf blow your car out.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
Yes, well, Brian, First of all, thank you, that's a
great idea of Second of all, my leaf blower died
over the weekend. I gotta get a new one. Do
you have the you have the battery power, Yeah, yeah,
it's dead. Those are the best. So then I have
my old plug in one, but you know that's horse
and buggy. Yeah yeah, I gotta go buy a new one.
But yeah, that's a great idea. The movie's over, Josh,
why can't you get a leaf blower?

Speaker 12 (42:23):
Dor?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I hope you get beaten up interesting the awfully hostile.

Speaker 8 (42:27):
You know.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I'm on your side here, Brian. If this guy starts
blowing his truck out again, I'm gonna go beat his
ash trying to get out of here. This guy's slowing
everything up. I lea blowing the pop blown out of the.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Bet of his truck, which would blow out when he
started moving anyway, anyway.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
Miss Hooker, Yes, question for you. What is the nature
of the neighborhood you live in the house is fairly close.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah, I live in uh in a small town in
the downtown area.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Okay, Now, what is your rule on at what time
on a Sunday morning is it okay to cut your
lawn or get your leaf blower out Sunday Sunday morning.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Sunday morning, I think ten o'clock is safe.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
I think you're absolutely safe. After ten, okay, I often
do it for that. No, like seven quarterly, No, I
wait till eight.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
That's my eight. Eight is too early now Sunday morning. Look,
the good people should be in church by that.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
I have. I have an issue too with when people
burn things. Okay, like if it's a beautiful day and
it's in the afternoon and you think now is the
time to burn leaves?

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Are you allowed to burn leaves?

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yes, we can in our county, Ill county, Okay, it's
not in the surrounding counties. So I think that that's
more of a nuisance than noise, or just as much
of a nuisance. If you're going to make that smell
just drift all over the neighborhood. I don't like it.
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I think it's rude. How about this. Let's say you
have you've started to the home chicken business for the eggs,
and you have a rooster. Oh, and the rooster starts crowing. Yeah,
six thirty am, quarteral seven. That's a thing I have. Yeah,
I have one of those in my neighborhood.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
You do.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah, it's far off. It's far off enough that it
doesn't disturb my sleep. Same here, But mine also goes
off at two pm. Yeah, yeah, they don't know what.
They just throw whatever they wanted.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Where's what you need? Then we'll wrap this up. Need
a tool that cuts chicken wire. Let the coyotes do
their job. We're coming right back to the Oraley Auto
Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (44:36):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
We should catch any part of the show you missed
later today on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
The situation was he was listening to a college marching
band in the distance while incredibly stoned or is.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
He referred to it as oscaing it. Oh, so your
reputation now precede you.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
So if you do anything high, you're oskang it right right?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Sure, you know you might become a Cheech and Chong
ish and people drop off joints and stuff for you.

Speaker 13 (45:09):
Oh yeah, don't do that. I will throw them away.
I don't trust anyone. Noll save your stuff because I
will throw it straight.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
You remember we had we had Cheech and Chong in
the studio and this came up and in the I
don't know no, but back in the day when they
were first doing they were first on tour, which would
have been seventies early to mid seventies, people would heave
joints onto the stage and I, of course, what you

(45:38):
didn't smoke them, did you? And yet and the answer
was yes, so well that's a that's Russian.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Roulette, that's a different time.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
Yeah, I did receive this though this kind of applies
to our situation here. My friends and I dabbled in psychedelics.
We learned very early on to have a sober person
there in case of a so called bad trip. We
called the sober person the trip sitter. They had two jobs,
uh huh, make sure everyone is all right and not

(46:08):
having a bad time, and record all the stupid stuff
we said so we could hear about it when we
were sober the next day. Name redacted, blah blah, don't
all right?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
You brought this notion idea? And what did you call?
What you called it? A trip guide, a sober center,
all of the great trip guy? Yeah are your days
of the psychedelics?

Speaker 13 (46:31):
Oh yeah, I have kids now, I can't. I need
to be talking to walls, well, the kids and the
other I haven't done anything. My son's eighteen. I haven't
done anything in nineteen twenty years.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
So your last time did you? Were you talking to
the walls the last time? Oh?

Speaker 13 (46:50):
Man, Now, the last time I was making I was
making pavement in my parking lot, dance around me to
the music of us.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
Hearing Oh yeah, like Fantasia. Ask you were making it? Yeah, yeah,
that's exactly what it was.

Speaker 13 (47:04):
And one of my neighbors the next day, I was like, dude,
you were out there orchestrating the parking lot for like
an hour and a half. He goes, I was watching
the whole time, waiting for the cops to come, because
I was gonna run down and save you on Orange Sunshine,
Like that's what they run into the street and get it.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Bi.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
No, I just.

Speaker 13 (47:24):
Apparently just stood out there and conducted an orchestra for
an hour and a half. And uh And in my
mind I was made. All the pavement was jumping up
and down like an equalizer.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Like an equalizer. You weren't scared. I was having time.
Was there actual music or was it just I was
I was Oh no, the music was in my head.
I see. Oh yeah. I like to think that the
cars were whispering as you walked. That's going to do

(47:56):
it for our letter segment for now. I think, well,
wait a minute, we have a there is word. Okay,
what is it? Dear bobit top show. Been listening to
you for thirty years. First time emailer. Last night, my
wife and I were making dinner. I was in charge
of shucking the sweet corn. Oh okay. When I completed
the task, I thought I had entirely cleaned up my mess.
I made the counter clean as a whistle. I was

(48:18):
quickly reminded, though, that I had left some corn pubes behind.
So perfect and they're sticky. I'm as, don't you think so?
They're kind of hard to get up corn pubes. I
like it very much. Dave from Columbia, Missouri, and dear Bottle, Uh,
this is for Tom specifically. It's been a couple of

(48:40):
days since you updated us on the color and size
of your scrotum during your hernie recovery. I don't have
a scrotum, but I felt as though I had the surgery.
Since you talk about it, please update it. Tammy from Westernton.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Still a little bit swollen and uh yeah, there's a
little bit of purple there, a little bit of purple house.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Are we talking? Kiwied Tennis ball like how yeah, at
its height, I would say lacrosseball, high lebel sorry baseball, No,
not that big softball, but smaller than a baseball. Yeah.

(49:22):
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
What is that naval orange?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Yeah, a smaller orange. Is it sensitive to the Oh
my god? Yeah, I still can't ride my bike.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I was jumping Jacksonville.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
But and there's and then there was the discoloration, which
was rather usual my nickname Dick Parfait. It's really interesting. Yeah,
how does that what's going on?

Speaker 8 (49:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Well yeah, I'm totally serious. That's that's retreating now, heading
back towards.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
It's like bicolored, yes, okay. And is there a hard
line where it starts and stops? It like an ombre?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
A hard line? Baby? Not right time? It sort of
fades into the right. Okay. Oh that's nice. Yeah that's good.
They warn you.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I still have the instructions right here.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Could we google what it looks like? I mean, not
yours specifically, but none that would be inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
What's the number one U search history? Number one tip
forgetting after your hernia surgery?

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Walk eight times a day? WHOA, don't lift anything over
thirty pounds for two to three weeks. Okay, so going
to the men's trow was very difficult.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Equipment.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
You may you may resume sexual This is number four.
You may resume sexual activity after two weeks or as
instructed by your physician.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Have you called them yet to see Yeah, take that
home with you? Can I do it? Should call him up.
By the way, this also requires approval of the party
of the second prize. If you will show her the
paper that I.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Think she signs off after the doctor.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Hi, honey, doc says I could have sex. Honey, honey,
doc says I have to have sex. Put that paper
on and you just right here, take a look at
this little lady. Get to it.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
And then the important one that a lot of people
don't pay attention to, and this is I'm sorry, this
is very serious. Prescription pain medications can be constipating.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
So and I chose not to. I don't take that.
I didn't take any of those. I don't like those.
They I hate them.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
I thought I hated him too, and I recently had
a surgery last Monday, and I don't hate him anymore.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
And that's the problem. A lot of people don't hate
him so much that they Yeah, I didn't become addicted.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
I think my friend chicks used the term false sense
of well being.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
There's nothing, it's insane.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
Let me ask if have you had a Have you
had a serious movement of any uh since the surgery?

Speaker 8 (52:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
No, there are men out there that want to hear that.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
They'll have to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I've got a glass coffee table. You were you instructed
to drink miral acts?

Speaker 5 (52:16):
I think no, something like that to take even days
before to start the.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Yeah, that's the that's the key. Yeah, talk to your
physician please. But yeah, I learned that the hard way.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Yeah, I don't think I took enough to affect that.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
I famously went eleven days after shoulder surgery and on
day twelve I gave birth to a sandpaper softball.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I know, ladies, what childbirth is like. At least ever,
tell at least at least at least rectully. You should
start a list the sand paper softball and put those
on T shirts. Just that sentence Sandpapa, I it was there?
Is that? Does that include our letter segment? Yeah? Yeah done?

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Oh and were you here mister ask for the guy
that wrote us this very extensive letter. Apparently we're going
to be getting the X rays.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
No. No, his son shoved five five cheese sticks up
his aster five okay, like frozen. I assume they came
from their fridge. They're unplastic though, so and he said,
he's five years old, so they must be like what

(53:28):
we have here? Your kid was five years old? Yeah,
this is just a we were all put off. They
call it. They call it cheese. Fom do do? I
didn't know that it was five years Why did we read.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Old?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
What adult? Five year old? Look? I just read him.
I don't write him. Guy, the guy sent this to me.
That's what happened. Like sometimes I'm handing letters like oh that.
I think that was just meant for me and not everywhere.
Like as a parent, I tried not to judge other parents,
but like, you need to watch your kids. This kid

(54:08):
Walker's dad up, Hey, I coached.

Speaker 13 (54:11):
That's always the biggest fear as a parent, like that
those one parents that woke up two weeks ago and
their kid was down at Chick fil a, Yeah, because
he got up in the morning wanted breakfast and they
were still asleep.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Like that is a terrifying thought.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
And then, of course, twenty years from I bet Kid'll
be running some major corporation that he started started from scratch. Yes,
our artificial intelligence is saving the world. Coming up in sports,
we have a tie NFL.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Last night Cowboys and the Packers kissed their collective sisters
ended in a forty forty overtime time.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
See the locker rooms afterwards, both teams drinking oduels. That's
a celebration for a time, really really kind of it
was truly a tie.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
That's exactly right, very good. What's the other non alcoholic? Well?

Speaker 13 (55:01):
I found out over the weekend. Stella Autois has a
non alcoholic beer. There were some in the lake House
refrigerator and I had had two, and I was like, man,
I am not even the least bit buzzed. And I
went to grab my third one and realized I had
been drinking non alcoholic beer for the last You know
what's good.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
And the non alcoholic beer as you poured a big
mug and then put a shot of vodka. Hey that's
what you said? Ah, okay, very good. Right now.

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And no comment. I'll be googling to find out who
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This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bobby Top Show. At the Silac Insurance News
deask gits Jeff Hooker. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Happy birthday,

(57:11):
Jeff Osk and today this is your life Jeff Oskin.
We don't have anything prepared. There's Josh Arnold. Oh I
do you were once married? Oh? Yes, you remember her.
Let's bring her in. You recognize this voice.

Speaker 12 (57:27):
I'll kill you.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Unbelievable. There's as Cosby. I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. It's great to have you here.
We're gonna dip our toes into the the the bathtub
of sports.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Oh that's exactly right. Come and have the healing waters
of the sports world cascade over your naked I will
not comment. Well, that's not no fun. That's not no fun.
Not okay? Over time.

Speaker 6 (57:56):
Last all I'll do is, well, when you get to
a certain story. I'll just drop my coffee on the
electronic system in front of me.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
And try the whole broadcast. Overtime last night ends in
a tie the Green Bay Packers and the Dallas Cowboys
forty forty And yes, Tom, that's right. This is just
for you. The Cowboys Packers played the wildest game of
Week four last night. Two deem They combined for nine
hundred and twenty five yards of offense, ten touchdowns, and

(58:24):
one score a Gami. Tom, that's right. Packers kicker Brandon
McManus drilled a thirty four yard field goal on the
final play of overtime to make it official, a forty
forty tie with the cow Boss. That tie game marked
one thy ninety third unique final score in NFL history.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
Oh Tom loves these, Miss Hooker. Do you know what
we're talking about? Yes, score a gami is it?

Speaker 5 (58:50):
But is it a website?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Yes, it is okay, But in other words, this result
has never happened before. Never, never, in the history of
an National Football League. The tie game the final score
in NFL history. Not only was the game of score
Gami also the highest scoring tie in the Super Bowl era,
which dates back to nineteen sixty six. The Cowboys and

(59:15):
Packers also combined for the NFL's first tie since December
twenty two, when the Washington football team and the Giants,
and then at twenty twenty tie.

Speaker 13 (59:28):
Yes, Jeff Osca, can you bet that the teams will
tie or did everyone lose?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
I'm sure you can, but no, everyone pushed. As it
was explained to me by my bookie, there's no way
to Yeah. So I had the I had the Packers
minus the six well that didn't work. But if I
had the Cowboys plus the sixth, well that wouldn't work.
So yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
I had said earlier that both teams were celebrating in
their locker rooms drink oduels, and then you mentioned that
you over the weekend inadvertently drank two Stella.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Artois non alcoholic beers. They were horrible. I had no idea.
There are I just hundreds all of them. Yeah, I
mean it's yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
All the major beer makers have a zero alcohol.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
Yeah, they're dozens of them. Wow, I mean yeah, Stella
they call it Stella Artois zero point zero.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I don't mind a cold beer. I won't seek it out.
I'm more of a rum vodka guy. Okay, but I
don't enjoy the taste of beer unless I'm getting a buzz.
Oh gotcha? So were these?

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Yeah, they taste They all taste the same. You don't
think the tastes the same.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I did.

Speaker 13 (01:00:47):
I thought it tasted off, but I hadn't had one
in twenty years, and you know, your taste buds changed,
and so I was like, oh, this doesn't taste how
I remember. But yeah, you know you're at the lake,
you're having beers in the sun. Yeah, really paying attention.
You know you can take an o'duels, dump that out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Okay, put a real beer in there and drink that
at Thanksgiving and you're not fooling anybody that'sol. Is there
some kind of a code on them? So you know,
does it no?

Speaker 8 (01:01:19):
They?

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
I mean they just it says alcohol by volume and
it'll say zero points.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Some of them have n a right there. Yeah, okay,
I'm the opposite chick.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
I I love the taste of beer, and so I know,
if I were ever not, I would happily with a
burger with a steak, not alcoholic beer.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
I like to bear my beer with with the food
I'm eating. If I'm having wings, I want a good
ballpark beer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
They even have craft not alcoholic beer. Wow, I had
no idea. Oh well, and any of its options elsewhere.

Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
One last dumb quest. This is going to be the
dumbest thing I've ever asked. And there's that's a big,
big pile of things. I know they have non alcoholic wine. Yes,
Now forgive me for asking this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
This is so stupid. Do they have non alcoholic bourbon?
And they do?

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Yes, they but they just says spirits, I think is
what it says.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
They don't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
They're not specific in saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
No, it's just the taste. Then, yes, so you could
make a mocktail.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Yes, that's what they call them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Okay, wow, I had no idea. All right, I like
the term mocktail. Didn't.

Speaker 13 (01:02:32):
They just opened a bar in I believe Nashville that
only serves non alcoholic like cocktails and beer. Yeah, there's
no alcohol within the entire bar.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
And the place is empty. Yeah, it's called going out
of business. To stair. They're still ugly.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Yeah, yeah, she's she's not gonna get any prettier. You
can drink twenty of these old fashions and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
This is one of your favorite scenarios. Yeah, like the
under what is it eighteen clubs or what under eighteen
or under twenty one clubs? I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
There was a time in certain states, Ohio among them,
in which they had what did they call it three
two beer, and you could drink beer when you were eighteen,
but you couldn't drink mixed drinks whatever liquor until you
were twenty one. So there were clubs that were strictly
catering to eighteen to twenty one year olds.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Ohthough, no, it wasn't weird. It was great. Really. Oh sorry,
especially when you're twenty seven. I'm sorry. Oh wow. It
was the Matthew McConaughey thirty three. Okay, just keep get
back to you. They keep. Let's see, Kansas City Chiefs

(01:03:49):
looks like they have Lamar's number. They'd beat Baltimore yesterday
thirty seven to twenty. Other winners in the National Football
League Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Detroit, Houston Giant, Jackson Dart and the
Gis his first start. They beat the Chiges, New England, Philly,
Jacksonville Rams, and Chicago and the Atlanta Falcons beat my

(01:04:10):
Washington football team thirty four to twenty seven, So Kostaki
will have plenty of crowing to do tomorrow. The Bills
do I didn't hear you the Bills lost? Oh my
buddy was there? Yeah, the Bills are in. No, the
Bills didn't lost to the Chiefs. They won. They beat
the Saints. Oh okay, all right, beat this. That'd be
different about the Bills. I said in New Orleans. No,

(01:04:31):
what did I say? Buffalo thirty one Orleans nineteens? Are
you hiring? I wish if yep? Top ten in the
college football OSU, number one, O Oregon, Miami, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Texas,
A and M Penn State, IU, Texas and Alabama. There
you go, Tom, Is that your favorite school there in
the top ten? You want to talk about your friend

(01:04:54):
who might have been at the top ten game? Do
you want to talk about that? I thought I was
just asking a question, wnba, I was I.

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
I guess there's a huge concert in ann Arbor in
the Big Stadium's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I got no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Well, there's a certain artist that, Uh, when I'm in
my car, my daughter plays her phone through the thing
and I found this side work. Does this guy have
any songs? That aren't incredibly depressing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
What are we talking about. I'm not gonna throw the
guy under the just unbl every song for god mm hmm.
Do you remember who the artist was? Do you want
to say I'm not going to say because he doesn't remember.
I love We're not idiots, I remember I love depressing songs. No,
but I mean every day constantly, anything upbeat at all? Okay,

(01:05:48):
I know you drink whiskey, you'd have a pickup truck,
for God's sake, have a nice time for and then
and then and then the defense was, well, you know,
we sold out the Michigan stadium over the week. Even
even his children know.

Speaker 7 (01:06:01):
If you want to get dad back mentioned Michigan.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
What is the deal with you in Michigan? Did you
lose your virginity ten times? What happened? Good?

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
Can we get back to sports because there was a
significant event that occurred such as it is go ahead,
I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
What do you want me to do? In Ireland? There
was a significant event that occurred involving the NFL. That's right,
Pittsburgh beat Minnesota and uh Steeler's backup quarterback was in Dublin,
Skyler Thompson robbed and assaulted.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
What, Oh, it's a pretty big story. I don't know
about You don't think it's fairly humorous. The NFL goes
over there, Why is it funny? Where was the guys?
Where was the guy's line? I mean, come on, well,
take this guy. He's the backup quarterback. They were probably
protecting Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 7 (01:06:56):
Hey man, you don't think that's an interesting story, not
in the least. But that's Tommy's not mad at you.
He's he's still mad that I asked about the past.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
What about the pills? All? I asked the sports guy?
What a sports score? I'm not a sports guy? Will
you people stop telling me that? Do you guys honestly
think I'm the sports guy? Well? Yes or no? Why
do you think you're not? Because I'm not. Have you
heard sports guys? Have you heard them? You got a

(01:07:30):
half assed sports guy. I hope you know you be
the weather guy. You would have already been killed by
local farmers. You are much more than When in Dublin,
backup quarterback Scarlett Thompson was robbed and assaulted, according to
the Irish Independent, that's amazing. Thompson was treated at a
local hospital minor injuries. The twenty eight year old currently

(01:07:51):
on injured reserve and was not eligible to play in
the game. Why the hell did he go with the
team then, that doesn't make any sense. Free trip to
Dublin the team. By the way, it's the closest he'll
be to being sacked this year. What is that joke
if my dick went to Dublin. I absolutely insist we
find that joke. When you take off your shirt, now

(01:08:12):
it's Dublin something that's this? Is it? Are you from Ireland?
Because my penis is Dublin? That's just it? Okay, they
used the D word. They used the D word for
more alliteration, but I cleaned it up a little bit.
That's just that's it. Are you from Ireland? Was a

(01:08:33):
guy named Benedict and he runs it bumps into something
that is late to night. He bumps into something downstairs
and wife says Benedict, and he goes, no, I think
I just Bennett. No, that would that wouldn't bruised.

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
By the way, today's lesli and not to tell a joke.
This could be cancel either way. You don't think it's
pretty funny that a guy from the NFL gets mugged
the streets of Dublin. I would assume these guys, So
wouldn't these guys be walking around in pack?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
No, they don't call a police, and they call the
guard the guard. Well what about that?

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Hmm?

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
There's a great movie called The Guard with Don Sheetle and.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
Yes, yes, what do you think of that? I wonder
why it wasn't Aaron Rodgers. I don't know, Tom, I mean,
it isn't either quarterback still right, Yeah, but it doesn't
say it wasn't out. If a quarterback is mugged, it
has to be this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
So you're saying the coach, the coach put this guy
in to get mug for Aaron. Yes, they don't.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
We don't want we don't want our first stringer getting
mugg send in what's his face to say?

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
The time of day? Chick?

Speaker 12 (01:09:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Did you see this? You got a song about it?
You're gonna tell me tomorrow you had a song about
I had a song about that. Nobody call on it.
We're gonna talk about Rory mcil his wife getting hit
with a beer. Yes, we are death page black. But
I was told to go to another story. Did you
not see that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
No, yeah, I did Yeah, remember that The only interesting
thing about the Ryder Cup. The USA almost came back,
but they didn't. Roy McElroy almost everybody to shut the
f up helped Europe when the Ryder Cup. Then called
out the hostile New York crowds for unacceptable and abusive behavior.
It's five matches at Beth Page Black. McElroy endured a

(01:10:34):
torrent of insults about everything from his personal life to
pass failures of a golf course. People shouted out as
he lined up to swing and putt on his back swing.
I knew a Beth Page which he was white. Someone
threw a beer at his wife cut that heut. During
the European Teams winning news conference, McElroy said golf should
be held to a higher standard for fan behavior. He

(01:10:57):
noted he noted that the hecklers were an in a
crowd of true golf fans. Well, I don't think they're
We're not trying to go back in time, Rory.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
And actually there the internet sleuths have really gotten on this,
and there is video the internet. See the guy, he's
holding the drink. This is not the the video that
that I'm this a video. So there goes the drink
hits right in the brim of the hat faces.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
And I missed it, but you can't really see where
it comes from.

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
Well, there's a there's a video that shows the guy's
just holding his drink and someone behind him slaps the
drink out of his hand and it goes So no one.
It wasn't meant to hit anyone in particular, a guy
was being a jackass, but there is maybe are they
gonna have to stop serving alcohol these things?

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I mean they that crowd that gallery was nuts. There
wasn't Rory was buttoning up his golf his his golf
shirt and some guy in the crowd, you know, that choked.
That shirt's not gonna choke you. You'll just choke on
the course or whatever. Is that what he told them
to shut up or one of the America And everybody
started laughing, and Ry said, Okay, that's a good Oh

(01:12:13):
that's pretty funny. But then he got really yeah, but
then it got ugly. It did get ugly.

Speaker 13 (01:12:17):
Why is there a separation of sport? What you like tennis,
bowling and golf, You can't say nothing if you're a spectator,
But then if you go to the other sports, you're
a horrible spectator. If you aren't making a ton of
noise like you should be able to taunt.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Didn't they try that with bowling, Didn't they do it?
They tried to have the bowlers come out and be
more characters. Yeah, but they do keep their mouth shut. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
Oh, it's comical the way the golf announcers treat it
like it's a religious thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
And Jesus gets down from the cross and takes it.
I don't know why you take that rope very uncome.
Mohammad gets down. No, I'm sure welcome.

Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
I'm saying these announcers it is a little bit ridiculous.
They're whispering, and the guys eight holes away four thousand years.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
I don't want to interrupt his shot. Byron has never
been uttered ever history of Byron Nelson.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Has this behavior increased in in golf since the Adam
Sandler movie.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
No, not really.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
I get that's a totally I think that's a fair
I think it is a fair question. I think it's
more for since it's the video phone.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
I think it started kind of sort of. There's a
golf tournament they have every year, it's the Western Open,
I think, and that one's why Phoenix, Arizona. And it's
known to be absolutely nuts.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
And crazy and this one is borderline and now it's
kind of jumped the shark right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Well, they kept saying it was because it's in New
York and New York people and you know New York City.
You know stuff. I see. Well, that doesn't complete our
sports No, God, no, I've got a lot more stuff
because I'm the sports director.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
You're excited about it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
I am, guys, I'm sorry even more. You know what
sports You got a card right here that sports director. Okay,
there you go check it out, pick it up and
your home phone. Yeah, my home phone coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
We have great news from the world of skiing. We
have speaking of that, we have a story that involves that,
and we have them Olive Garden in the news in
an interesting way kind of a challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
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Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show at
the Silac Insurance news. Jess, it's Jeff Hooker. Hello, there's
Pat Godwin. Hye, birthday boy, Jeff Hoske. What a forty
seven today? Yes, sir, am I close, I'm fifty two.
There's Josh Arnold. Hi, I'm forty seven. There's a don't

(01:15:24):
you find in your circle of friends who are however
old that person was when you met him? That's how
old they stay?

Speaker 8 (01:15:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Man, I agree, it's Tom.

Speaker 9 (01:15:33):
Really I think so?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Yeah, you're yep, absolutely yeah, huh not really.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
No, I don't look at it that way at all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
I look at it that way. Well, how do you
look at it? People are slowly dying? Is that how
you look at it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
They age every year?

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
I wonder women must think of aging differently than dudes do,
because isn't isn't the old adage guys get better looking
as they get older.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Or we're disproving that on this? Wow? I think so.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
I think I think this. Yeah Godwin, my god, he's
in Adonnas five years old. I mean that is what
you should be telling women. They would think you were
the hottest, hottest eighty five ever, begging for yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
I am on board with that. I've said that a
long time ago, telling people that I'm fifty four instead.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Of I'd be like, wow, amazing, I know, Pat, you'd
need two penises every so much business.

Speaker 7 (01:16:33):
You know this is a this is a secret, and
I shouldn't even be saying this. But did you know
Ace is three figures over one hundred yeah? Oh yeah,
one liquor and beer. That's what you recommend.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I see, I know. I'll back Meanwhile, back at the
sports desk. Yes. Meanwhile, the NFL has chosen one of
the biggest names of music the headline there Super Bowl.
Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny will lead the twenty sixth
Super Bowl half time show, set for February eight. I
love him. Couldn't name one song. In Santa Clara, California.

(01:17:08):
That's Levi's stadium. They call it the Big pant Here's
some Bad Bunny for your listening. Casure, keep an eye
on Tom. He loves it. This in English, probably not
Puerto Rican. And you turn it up, I can't hear it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
It'll kick in.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
What do you mean I can hear it? Why can't
you hear it? Turn your headphones up? That's too long.
Is he's shut up? Is he speaking Spanish or English?
I can't use it. When people shut up, I can
finally hear that English for me that isn't.

Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
Yeah, well, the Bad Bunny is going to break the
internet because when this, when that show starts.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Twitter, million people are going to google who's bad Bunny?

Speaker 7 (01:17:59):
Tom, I, I think we're weird in the minority, and
this isn't one of his bigger heads. But I think
he's wildly well, No, he am.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
I'm sure he is, and he's We just talked about
this at the break. He is the it's not a
bad boy?

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
What is it? Caddy?

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Caddy and uh in Happy Gilmore two, he is Adam
Sandler's Caddy. He doesn't take himself too seriously. He seems
like a lot of fun when he's been on SNL
and other things. I think you would like him if
you gave him a chance, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Tom. Yeah, you like h du a lipa? Right? Sure?
What's that? What's that song?

Speaker 8 (01:18:34):
You like?

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Levity?

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I'm levitating there it is?

Speaker 8 (01:18:38):
We like that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
You got behind that. Maybe a bad Bunny has a
song like Levity. He could. I don't know. I'm just
saying I don't. I'm not familiar with his work. Well,
you know, you can't say two hundred million people are
going to go to Google to find out how a
bad Bunny is and then you say at the same time,
he's very popular. You can't do say both things. Yeah,
you can. You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
A million people, one hundred million people watch the Super
Bowl and I'm sure that they're fifty million to know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Who this guy is.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
Have your girls play some Bad Bunny for you today
after school and report back.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Yeah, that's not an I haven't heard. That's not one
of the things they're playing. Oh, okay. Does he sing
in English at all?

Speaker 9 (01:19:16):
Rarely?

Speaker 8 (01:19:17):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
No, kidding, Yeah, not really.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Didn't he already show up in a Super Bowl?

Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
Wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Like, didn't you show up? And somebody's second, Yeah, and
everybody went, who the hell's that? And then he blew up.
He doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
He doesn't say he doesn't sing English, and he's not
announcing it NPR.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
He's a contributor.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
What ISI's last name? Pearl Sing Sing Sing Sing? What
happened to Andrea Mitchell? Whatever happened to that day? She's
on the air, A nice wig. Here's dual leap, but
just for tom Oh yeah, yeah, levitating. This is a

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great song.

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
I need you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Sugar, my sugar boot, I love that. I like that too,
sugar boo. And there was my Sugar Boot.

Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
And there was a version of this that had some
rapper in the middle tests and then unfortunately he got
caught doing something and they took that one off the
air that that ruined the song.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
I don't know the rap did or taking it away. No,
the rap did. There's there's a version about whoever that
idiot is. Dub Baby. Yeah, Doug Baby, isn't he in
the slammer? What happened to him? Did something go wrong
with him?

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
He shot somebody out of Walmart one day. You gotta
get your you gotta get your credit with the gun.
Dub bang, There goes dub Baby with the gun. He
was quickly defendant. Uh. Competitive eaters put olive gardens, never
ending pasta offered to the test. Oh man, this ain't easy.

(01:20:55):
Cameron Mead posted a TikTok video showing twenty two bowls
of pasta he consumed. Did you just one hour? He documented,
He's a She's a big girl. He documented each plate
drawing millions of views online and the clip me to
all right, I challenge everyone to beat one hour Olive

(01:21:15):
Garden endless pasta twenty two bowls. Olive Garden's pasta promo
has long been a favorite. Oh, I'll say, would you
like some cheese on that? No? No, I'd like to
let's defecate before twenty Do you get the extra cheese
when they come around?

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
I get that this is don't eat the breadsticks too early,
then you're gonna get way too far.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Yeah, looking at the bread sticks in that salad. That's great.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
So there's a time limit on this, this for this,
not for you go.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Yeah, not for the well, maybe you probably can't hang
out for six hours. I thought it was a one
hour thing, and it is a thing that they better
sit out on the menu though, right, I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:21:58):
Know do they have themit limited on the menu? Yeah,
it's a special. I don't know that it's always year round.
But yeah, I've done the unlimited never ending.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
But I didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
I thought it was just a salad. I think I
got to that's constantly on the menu. This is a special,
and I think I have two bowls or something, And
he was like, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
I'm doing the tour every time. Yeah, you got to
take a tour. You got to take run run the
tour by me again. Chicken palm lasagna is my favorite.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
Sorry, I was supposed to make jeff alazagna.

Speaker 13 (01:22:31):
It's okay, I'm gonna get one tonight. Oh wait, I
told my girlfriend that Jess had to take care of
and that costs a huge fight. But so now I
get no lazagna at either place. So this is fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
I'll come through this week. I promise.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
That's my favorite meal.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
Doesn't like cake, and so he said, can I have
a lasania instead?

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Hold it? Yeah, time out. You don't like cake, that's right,
So now we don't get cake.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
He likes pie and lasagna.

Speaker 13 (01:23:05):
I didn't ask for you, said, I said, I would
you offered it to me. It wasn't like she was like,
do you want a cake? I was like, can you
make me a lazagna? She was like, hey, I'll make
you alasana.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
You said, for the record, I would much prefer this than.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
A cake exactly. Sai does this all the time. Tom.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
I remember one Thanksgiving I said, my dad's favorite pie
is cherry pie. Will you please make me once she did.
Next thing, I know my dad's dead.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
A good story. We'll pick up this thread. She always does.
What are you saying? That's just a coincidence. I don't
think so. Yeah, taking letters? What's what happened? How long
are in your life? Just before? One of your parents?
One of your parents? Thank you? Well? Right now we
are about to exit, but we'll be back. And we're
all levitating. We are levitating. Coming up. We have TV subtitles.

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Speaker 10 (01:24:10):
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Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Jeff
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Chick McGee. Are you enjoying some bad bunny over there. Yeah,

(01:24:42):
super Bowl halftime. I thought he just played this one.

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
Yeah, yeah, definitely not not for me, but hey, it's
a good time to take a bathroom break. But that'll
be the super Bowl halftime show. I guess he's super huge.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Can't remember the last pregame show I watched during the
regular season, let alone the super Bowl and the last
halftime show I watched. I just don't. I don't. I
watched somebody repel from the roof. Lady Oh it might
have been Lady Gaga. Yeah, I take that back. I
watched Katy Perry and the enjoyed that one when she

(01:25:21):
did roar. They had the guys on the lines and puppets,
the giant lion puppets, and then it was either left
shark or right shark that took the world Shark or dolphin.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Yeah, okay, but it'll be interesting. I'm really surprised that
they don't have someone that does it in English, but
they'll have the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Yeah, he want to make sure PaperWorks in order. Yeah,
that'll be one bunny arrested at halftime of Super Bowl.
That ice beer won't be sir.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
Well, we'll be talking about closed captioning coming up in
the news, but first we returned to the sports paper.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Believe it or not, this is a fascinating story that
Tom has come up with.

Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
I can't tell if you're being serious.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
I'm being totally serious. Okay. There's a Polish extreme athlete
named Andre Barge. Watch it. I'm not sure what night
he bowls. He has become the first person to climb
Mount Everest and ski all the way down without using
supplemental oxygen. How's that even possible? I don't know. Thirty

(01:26:27):
six year old took just sixteen hours to summit and descend,
skiing over dangerous ice and crevasses. Experts call it one
of the greatest feats in mountaineer history, if not human history.
Little skiing for that cravas. He made his ascent in
the fall, when the mountain weather is more unpredictable, but
the slopes are significantly less crowded than in May, when

(01:26:49):
the bulk of Everest expeditions take place. His team said
the most dangerous part of the journey came near the end,
at the treacherous kumbu Ice fall. Oh sure, oh koomboo,
we meet again. The team described him as navigating a
labyrinth of shifting ice and deep crevasses without ropes or

(01:27:09):
fixed lines. He was aided in his part of the
journey by a drone. Oh that's cheating, piloted by his
brother Bartek. Cheating.

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
You know, Bartest, go by the way. You don't want
to ski to the right there, usual go down to cravase.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Cheating. That does got a robot telling him where to go.
That doests not everything? That cheapens it a little. He's
without The guy's hauling his skis on his pack walking up.
Good news. Didn't have to pay for a lift ticket.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
Well that is yeah, because from what I understand, Oh yeah,
they're a bitch. If you think you think veil's expensive,
how much.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
Does it cost to do this, like one hundred thousand dollars?

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
I'm going to say hundreds of So he went to
the tippy top of what I mean. Well, there's a
license you have to get to climb.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Effest. Look he stopped so he can take breaks. Oh
he's just gonna go straight down. That's yes, that's skiing.
He's not wrong. The thing is if he slips, he's dead.
You can slip on an escalator and die. You can
go out and get hit by a bus on Everest.
You don't know he's are alterue hit by a car

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walking your donkey? What's this? What's this guy's name again?
It's he's a Polish gentleman. Yeah, Igar Savinski who's named
not ending Ski, right, does it ended Ski? Yeah? This
is one of the great ironies. It's b A R
G I E L.

Speaker 7 (01:28:30):
I know a Polish skier who he got up to
the mountain he said, all right, where's the boat? He
was upset because there was no light bulb to s
crew in. I'll show you about that joke. That's real funny.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
The uh this is a brass tax. Uh to climb
cost the climbing Everest anywhere between thirty three five and
one hundred and twenty nine thousand, one hundred and thirty
thousand dollars, depending on the type of expedition, what is
included in the price and the level of luxury expected.
The average average cost sixty one thousand dollars. All right,

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and you don't necessarily make it, you may die?

Speaker 8 (01:29:08):
And is it?

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
Do you get assigned a sherpa or a shaman or
a I think on.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
The Yeah, the big time expeditions. Nepal climbing permit is
fifteen thousand dollars. I thought it was more than that.
Oh yeah, that's interesting. And if you want to Nepal operate,
Nepali operator, that's what they're called, uh, forty thousand dollars.
Would you help be placed to school? If you want

(01:29:34):
a Western guided team wearing how you do it? Let's
go up that that guy's skiing. We're going to ride
horses down. Well, you know, the horses don't care for
it right away, they get used to it. There are
a couple of dead ones. That's seventy five thousand dollars.
Luxury and flash climbs. I'm not sure what that is

(01:29:59):
the top down.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
There was an interesting thing earlier this year, I want
to say, three guys from England, I think it was.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Flew out.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
They flew out of the UK and they were back
a week later having summited way. And they did it
with a different It wasn't oxygen, they used a different gas.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
It's somewhat yeah, but yeah, that the United Kingdom. Yeah,
they did it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
It's the quickest it's ever been done. And these guys
were experienced mountaineers. By the way, but they did it
with some alternative gas. So that's a kind of a
controversial thing. But it's still the death zone. Hey, why
do they call it the death zone?

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
You mean the corpse over there? Okay, your body starts
to deteriorate at a certain elevation. Read the book, Uh,
into thin Air. It's a great book. Also reads it.
It's scary, but now people would disagree. I like to stand.
I think that's his best book. That's what we're we
gonna ask.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
What's the record? Uh, climbs on Mount everest of.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Times somebody's done it, like thirty one times. I would
imagine that. Yeah, Oh well, I mean, what do you
mean a non Sherpa? Yeah, well I don't want it.
Isn't suirp of the guy's name. That's sort of file.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Yeah, I thought it was his title.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
It's Sammy Sherpa. I think they're they're all named Sherpa.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
I think they were in the Johnson In any event, Congratulations, Tom,
does part of you want to do it?

Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Not, there's not any absolutely never no, not even when
you you know know, okay, Commie rita ka m I
R I t A. Sherpa holds the record for the
most time summiting Mount Everest his thirty first successful assent
on May twenty seven, twenty twenty five, breaking his own

(01:31:48):
record of thirty. He's fifty five years old. First climbed
the mountain in nineteen ninety four and has since summited
it every year, sometimes nearly every year, sometimes completing two
climbs in a single season.

Speaker 13 (01:32:02):
And that's with a bunch of stuff on us back.
Like those other climbers like you, you're hauling your gear up.
Surpa guys haul in your gear up and I'm pretty
sure no shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Oh wow, shoes? Oh that is traditional you address them
as sherpa guy. What would you do at the top
of Mount Everst you finally got wave, I'd get a
get a picture. Would you want to pee? You?

Speaker 8 (01:32:27):
I would?

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
I would you pee off top of Well, you'd have to, right,
don't they just go in their suit? Would you hit
a golf ball? It would if somebody had you a
driver and a.

Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
Golf Don't you aren't you very limited because you're in
the death zone. You got to get down pretty quick, right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
I forget.

Speaker 6 (01:32:43):
I've read Into Thin Air twice, but I read it
thirty years ago. It would be tough to get a urination.

Speaker 5 (01:32:49):
Is that where they eat each other?

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
No, that's definitely and that's a soccer those soccer teams
a courtesy by the way, feet first, just a case.
There's a ways you were in that situation. More foot
of Brian and that brings us too. Or should we
come back with thank you for answering? Yes, we'll come back.

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It's very very enjoyable.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
But right now we're going to tell you if you
are climbing Mount Everest, we want to have some good tunes.

Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
That's right.

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Auto Parts. Dollo Tom. How are you good? Doing great?

Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
You have a nice weekend breakfast? Don't you love us
Saturday breakfast or a Sunday breakfast? Yeah, it's always fun.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
What did you have?

Speaker 7 (01:35:05):
I had yesterday one of my favorite breakfasts. It's a
corn beef and hash with two over easy eggs on it.
Did you make it yourself? Or was this a restaurant.
This is a restaurant who has really mastered that recipe. Man,
oh man, I know. I've enjoyed it with Pat Godwin
before and very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:35:22):
Yeah, it's quite a treat. And I had some wheat
toast with it. I love a wheat toast. But just you,
you're a culinary expert in a way.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
I saw a video.

Speaker 7 (01:35:35):
Oftentimes you'll see these videos on social media and they're
always espousing whether something is healthy or not. Sometimes it
seems silly. This guy is saying that butter is quite
good for you because it contained something called like joy
buttren or butterine or something. He was like, that's where
the name comes from, and it's actually very good for

(01:35:57):
your Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Have you heard anything about that? I have heard. Could
you follow up on that?

Speaker 8 (01:36:06):
I have?

Speaker 5 (01:36:06):
Uh for brain health and for happiness, as Tom said, yeah, uh,
A high fat diet is good for you as long
as it's not paired with a high carb, high high
sugar diet.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
All right, so butter on. You know, if you butter
your toast.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
But you're gonna be okay, Yeah, you're gonna be all right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Well, won't you be a fatty fat is there a
chance of getting fatty?

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
I think that the fat issue lies more in sugar
and carbon.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Okay, good to know there are, but.

Speaker 5 (01:36:37):
It's different for all of us, right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
That's real.

Speaker 7 (01:36:39):
Butter is a true treat, Oh my gosh. And it
doesn't feel sometimes like when you eat margarine. It can
taste fake. You can feel fake when you put butter
in your body. It doesn't feel that country crock, that
stuff we grew up on.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
The man, we did too, and I couldn't eat country
crock right now.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
Same, yeah, that one. I can't believe it's not butter.
I can.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
When you were I had the crazy ant that you'd
open up the refrigerator and there would be twelve recycled
instead of going and buying tupperware. Yeah, you would recycle
the margarines. Then you'd have to peek into each one
and say, okay, those are the peas.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
So she didn't mark well.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
Eventually, after a lot of complaining, then she got out
the masking tape and then she would very carefully print,
was this the.

Speaker 13 (01:37:34):
Yeah, I love I love how that's his crazy and
that's just our normal lives. That's how we grew up on,
all three of us.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
I loved it. Why do we have some cool whip here, Stew, No,
but that's the problem. Why do we have why do
we have cool whip?

Speaker 8 (01:37:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
Oh corn? Yeah, yeah, I was happy to find the
stew cool whip sounds pretty good. Cool whip goes with
any han. Oh wow, Maybe we'll put that to the
test one morning. It is delightful. Put it on a hamburger. Yes,
why not?

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
It's like sweet sour cream.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Yeah. Do you ever just eat a cool whip right
out of the course of course? Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
Yeah, those days are over for me. But yes, yeah,
my body doesn't like any of that stuff anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
I I mean, did you tell a gesture pumpkin pie hack?

Speaker 7 (01:38:30):
When the cool whip is low? So I'm gonna say
half or less, sometimes a little more.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Than yeah, hovering near fifty percent.

Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
And then I will follow this story up with one
of the fatter things. I will just take the slice
of pumpkin pie and drop it into the cool Yeah,
one of the fattest things.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
This because I because it made me so disappointed. And
that wasn't the fattest you.

Speaker 7 (01:38:57):
But this, this is when I went, oh, I'm a fatty, fat,
fat fat fat because I was so disappointed and mad.
I really wanted cool with something. I bought some took
it home and I didn't realize it had the thaw. Yeah,
so I couldn't just enjoy enjoy the cool rip right away.
So I I pouted, you do toss the microwave. I

(01:39:19):
used to eat it frozen out of our research. Yeah,
but I wanted the light airy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Can you microwave it and bring it back to life?
But I mean quickly that'll work?

Speaker 12 (01:39:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Yeah, what do you think the little milk? I don't know.
I was so upset, logic didn't even enter. I guess
we'll have to play the theme song. Then, I'm so mad.

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
At panties off and put the salami with redstick.

Speaker 7 (01:40:02):
Did you did you hear Tom's fake sadness? Well, I
guess we want to play the theme yeah, like he
didn't want.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
I haven't played it. I haven't played it this year.
It's still the lights. It does seem like a while
I love you hear something new everything.

Speaker 6 (01:40:17):
It's the randomness of the lyrics in in its own way,
extraordinarily poetic. There's not a there's not a linear starts here,
there's no middle. It's just random.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
It's really nice you see peg with a Yeah, let's
let's give it a list. We can listen more. Oh,
it's all so bad. I'm so so mad, sadness. I
am nobody than nobody's better than me. A jerk. Put

(01:40:50):
the salami on the bread stick?

Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
He repeats PEG every time, the salami putting the salami on?
Is that the nickname of the breadstick pegging device?

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
If I remember correctly, there was you were also you
mentioned something about whores or something, so then of course
you I would ask the whore to take your panties off,
but put sami on in his place, because I'm fat.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
And like wores. You've so I get a writing credit.
You simply don't treat me like I'm a human being.
So sorry, well, at least, but that's not the end
of sports, is it, I think it is. I thought
we had a world record. I thought the skiing down

(01:41:40):
Mount Evers. Oh the Vietnamese. The Vietnamese lady grew her
fingernails right, Oh boy, No. A Vietnamese artist has broken
the Guinness World Record for the longest fingernails on a
pair of hands by a male. A guy. Oh, it

(01:42:00):
just shows mental illness. Goes. It doesn't care about your gender,
mister lu Kong Win or win. I think because there
was a linebacker in the NFL deat Win he spelt
it like that, achieved the record title with the combined
length of nineteen feet six inches for his fingernails. Yeah,
he stopped cutting his nails thirty four years ago. A

(01:42:23):
creep the longest fingernails on his left thumb, which measures
four feet two inches long. He said his wife is
a major support, saying, this is my choice. I choose
to keep them. She helps me alive. Heef ass wiper. Yeah. Yeah.
Without someone as supporting as my wife wiping my I

(01:42:46):
mean helping me, I could never maintain this than them this. Well,
she's an absolute truth. That's before the accident. She helps
me with everything. Oh what was the accident? She died
following third base. They said they've never seen anything like it.
Our insides were just ribbons. Little little fingerman got out

(01:43:11):
of control. I'm looking at Yeah, he's a disgusting man.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
Do you have to love someone like that?

Speaker 13 (01:43:19):
Nails so long he can't even hitch hike because he
can't wearise his thumb up straight.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
It's so gross. Well, why would you do it? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:43:28):
Why because man, look at look at where he's living, like,
it's not like you could go in that hut and
watch TV.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Why not grow thirty ft? Yea, how do you do
anything nice? Terra got a roof.

Speaker 6 (01:43:45):
Because he has his fingernails hanging down and they curl up,
they curl away like snakes. He probably has to eat it.
I think his nails probably always have to be downs
a weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
He looked like mouldy curly.

Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
Hard or do they.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
The girl asked that question and say hard. He was
discovered on America's Got talent, America's gone. There's the Vietnamese versus,
which nobody wants. I like his pith helmet. I wonder
if you had I wonder if you had a pith night.
What's an it'll cut the pith off of me? Tell

(01:44:23):
you that. What do you think the climate is for
roofers where he lives, going, Hey, can we reroof your
house for you? These we got all these Terra cons.
You get those in your mailbox all the time. Yeah,
I bet they do. Think there okay, okay, good well,
congratulations and that gradually that particularly grosses you out. Long fingernails. Yeah,

(01:44:52):
why do we do the story.

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
It's important to underscore the stupidity of many people in
our world ignored it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Why would that man choose to do with that? He
wants to be famous. That's a mental problem, man.

Speaker 6 (01:45:06):
Yeah, especially in the beginning like that, like after the
first year where they're just ten inches long. You gotta
explain it thirty four years sick after the first ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
Yeah. Well, we have another story involving fingernails in the news.
As we segue, you have to solves all those off.
Wouldn't you like a drem Yeah? I would think if
you tried to rip them off and take your whole fingernail.

Speaker 5 (01:45:29):
Off, it makes my stomach hurt.

Speaker 6 (01:45:32):
No, we do have fingernails in the news and at
the Silent Insurance news destims sooker, what have you got?

Speaker 5 (01:45:37):
Some Chinese people are reportedly selling their fingernails for use
in traditional medicine. I'm sorry, this is just gross. According
to the South China Morning Post so Chi, human fingernails
are believed to buy some to be effective in clearing
heat and toxic elements from a person's system.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
And also to help healing wound question?

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Can you if you chew your own? Does that count? Yeah?
Wouldn't this be the that would be? Or does it
have to be somebody else's nails?

Speaker 5 (01:46:09):
Well, she's selling them.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:46:12):
The woman from China's Hey Bae province.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Said, Babe love, hey babe to Bay what up?

Speaker 5 (01:46:23):
They said that she has been collecting her fingernail clipping
since childhood to sell for as little as nine dollars
per pound a pound of them?

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
A pound? Wow? How many nails?

Speaker 5 (01:46:35):
I don't know, That's what I like. How do you
have to I can't stand the sound of someone clipping
their fingernails.

Speaker 8 (01:46:42):
Like that is?

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
What about toenails? That's okay? Any different?

Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
No, if you live with me, you have to go
outside to clar How.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Mad would you be you're sitting you hear the sound
of fingernails being clepped. Oh, I've walked by your office,
and well, at least I do it my own at home.
You know what, though, it's not fair at home. I
do it outside, you do?

Speaker 12 (01:47:00):
See?

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:47:01):
And here I have the somebody who vcuum. Someone else
does it in their office as well. Yeah, Tom does
it right here in front of us. Really, Tom will
works and the day home the day I'm hit with
one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
I do it into the waste basket. I do it
on the porch. You can't control where you're clip nails.
Gonna guess I'm I have a delicate touch. You most
often do it during sports. I'll try to be painting
a humorous word picture and I'll here click click click, No, no,

(01:47:36):
I'm paying attention.

Speaker 8 (01:47:37):
Click.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
But this is ancient Chinese medicine, that's what they say. Yes,
of course, you know the ancient Chinese. Of course, living
to the the long long years of twenty eight.

Speaker 5 (01:47:50):
I'm for nails were being prescribed by traditional Chinese medicine
doctors at hospitals in as late as the nineteen sixties.

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
Hospitals hospitals. This is better than killing rhinos and grinding
it up for your That's true for sure, Yeah, shark fins,
and yeah, well rhino horn. That is true. Josh. If you,
let's just say, back.

Speaker 6 (01:48:13):
In the in the free and easy days of young
Josh Arnold, if you were to return to a woman's house, yes,
or apartment, and she pointed out when you first got there, well,
by the way, that's a jar of my fingernails. I've
been saving them for six years. Would that affect anything
at all.

Speaker 8 (01:48:30):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
I mean I would have questions and I would ask them.
I would I think what Tom's asking. Would you still
close the deal? It depends on what her answers were.
Really Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:48:41):
If she were to say to me, I collect them
because I don't want to discard them so that the
CIA can't get a hold of them and do some
sort of I would go, oh, okay, perfectly.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
What she said. I'm intend to sell them on OnlyFans. Again.

Speaker 7 (01:48:55):
Good for you, ma'am. I hope you make a bundle.
Let's hit the sack. What if she says I'm a witch,
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
I'm not. I'm not unattracted.

Speaker 14 (01:49:09):
I want to say, if anybody's dated, yeah, you know
this was about and one really suxy warlock.

Speaker 6 (01:49:23):
This story is it's it's it says fingernail clippings. Now,
I don't know much about Chinese medicine, but do the
toenail clippings not work?

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
They're the same things, but I mean, I'm not. I
think they're quite different. Who knows people who know what
they're doing, no toenail from a fingernail? They may well.
That leads us to a classic moment on our program
involving toenail. You were talking about toenails last week. Even then.

Speaker 15 (01:49:55):
A friend of mine is a dental hygienesis. For a limit,
she had a patient who came in the office in
great pain. After examination, the dentist found the sore tooth
swollen and infected. The procedure required a small incision to
the pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
There was a toenail in there.

Speaker 15 (01:50:11):
The dentist immediately requested the pair of surgical tweezers and
removed a large piece of toenail. Then it wasn't a fingernail,
because it says this patient said he often chewed his tone.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
Can I tell you something? Shut up? Used to her tone?
Oh no, way in front of me? Oh boy, clothed
or not? I will thank god. That is a visual.

(01:50:44):
I beg you very much. There was a little little
blast from the past there for you. You are the
fly in the ointment, a fool. Can hear where you
just derailed that whole thing? I mean, it is interesting
what my mother chewed her toenails.

Speaker 6 (01:50:59):
She's a little person, obviously very limber. I mean, who
do you think you get Let's see, hang on, Oh no,
I can't get I can't get within three.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Feet no way. Whoa, Yeah, he's real close. See it's
it's obviously genetic. You're right there. I can't do it.
My left I couldn't get anywhere near that close you
left me. Oh look at her going to town. Oh
my god, God, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:29):
I wouldn't, but I can.

Speaker 1 (01:51:31):
Wow. I want a girl who can suck her own feet.
I love that song. I'm on a girl who can
suck her O pull the car over and stop. Oh.

Speaker 13 (01:51:48):
I followed this only Fans model on Instagram and she
had a client who wanted her to put those gummy
life savers around each one of her toes and then
eat them off, and she goes. I went to do it,
and I'm a little too chubby, so I couldn't reach
my toes so I just had to pop them off
and pop them into my mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
And the guy was like, I'm not paying after all,
that's not what I asked for.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:52:14):
The keyword comes from Chick McGee, and it is specificity.
There's an exact thing that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
They need and that they want, and I ain't paying. Well.

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have a miss Hooker at the at the newsdesk, the
Silent Insurance News Desk to be precise, Lots of interesting
things going on, including TV. Do you turn the subtitles on?
You'd be a surprised who's doing that. Plus we have
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You'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly

(01:55:36):
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Speaker 1 (01:55:49):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to
the Bobin Tom Show. This is the you condescending announcer. Oh,
I like him? I like you. You call that a catch?

Speaker 12 (01:56:08):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
There's Jess Hooker at the Silent Insurance news desk.

Speaker 5 (01:56:11):
Here I am.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
There's Pat Godwin, gonna do a song today. Ready to go?
Ready to go? He said, ready to go. There's Jeff Oska. Yes,
maybe a birthday song for Jeff. I have a Tom
Griswold teachable moment from this weekend. It's exciting. There's Josh
and I didn't even see you this ace, Cosmy. That

(01:56:34):
doesn't mean your influence doesn't shadow over. The shadow is
in shaft. Tom, what's your rule? When you get a
call in the car and it's on speaker.

Speaker 6 (01:56:46):
Phone, you immediately identify yourself and who's in the car. Hey,
I'm in the car with Finn and Heart. How's it going?
Because you never know what the forthcoming speaker spitch.

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
You sucked my.

Speaker 13 (01:57:01):
So this weekend, my son had ten of his friends
up to the lake House for a boy's weekend. Me
and him are driving up on Saturday morning. He gets
a call, but we're using he's listening to music through
my thing, so it comes over the speakerphone and it's
his friend and immediately a largely hello, and he goes, hey,

(01:57:22):
I know you said no illegal substances up at the lake,
but does Jegermeister count? And my son kind of giggles
and he goes, hey, man, you're on speakerphone. My Dad's like, right,
I go, Hey, what's going on, dude? And he goes, so,
is that okay?

Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
Yeah he does.

Speaker 13 (01:57:50):
So I was like, once we got off the phone call,
it was like, hey, as Tom Griswold would tell you,
the second you get a call, you need to announce
who's in the car so your friend doesn't do stupid
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
And it could, yes, all the time. That's absolutely rule one.

Speaker 5 (01:58:06):
Yeah, that's a big one with my sisters, and I like,
if you call a sister, you immediately the first thing
you say, is Mom with you? Or is Mom not
with you? That's the first thing you have to establish
because chances are we're talking about Mom or one of
the other sisters.

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
And then and then like thirty seconds of the conversation
you hear, I'm right here, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
Oh no, oh god.

Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
Another rule, by the way, catalog of rules.

Speaker 6 (01:58:34):
Let's just say I text you a message, yes, regarding something. Yeah,
that doesn't mean you can call me back.

Speaker 1 (01:58:43):
You can text me back, absolutely No, that's no a broach,
a breach.

Speaker 6 (01:58:48):
And usually before I call any of you, I will
typically say, please call me at your convenience unless also, though,
do you did the thing where you hit the wrong
button you could have text someone? And also and the
phone's ringing? Oh yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's it. Just
because you get a text doesn't mean hey, I'm now
taking phone calls.

Speaker 5 (01:59:05):
Okay, Just so you know, if someone texts you, what's
the time frame that you expect a return response now?
And if you don't get a return response, is it okay? Like,
if I don't text you back within four hours, can
I just not text you back?

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
That's a that's a great question.

Speaker 5 (01:59:23):
Sure, yeah, Because I I got a new phone and
it's harder. I got I got a dumb phone.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
Guys, what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:59:32):
I got a flip phone. I switched, I got rid
of my smartphone. Well, I'm so envious, and got a
flip phone, and what it takes to text on this phone.

Speaker 1 (01:59:40):
Oh my, do you have to do the thing? We
have to hit each letter three times to go through
that I do.

Speaker 5 (01:59:44):
It's a T nine texting phone and it's a nightmare.
But I can tell you I'm never on it. And
I had a text from Tom the other day and
I didn't respond for like four hours, and then I
was like do I even respond now? And then CHRISTI
text me on Friday and I didn't see it till
Sunday and I was like, hey, have a good trip.
She was like, yeah, I'm getting on the plane now,

(02:00:07):
I text you.

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
The airport.

Speaker 6 (02:00:11):
I think the rule on returning text it depends who
it's from. There's a certain hierarchy. Yeah, you know, girlfriend immediately.

Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, and then there Yeah,
we've all been Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
But if your significant other doesn't text you back, do
you check their location and be like, Okay, are they driving?
Are they doing?

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:00:34):
I'm only I can't do it, but I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:00:37):
Even know how, and I would have no interest.

Speaker 8 (02:00:39):
No.

Speaker 5 (02:00:39):
But I have friends that immediately if their kids are
their or their significant other doesn't respond, they immediately check
their location.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
The kids. I could see right, Yeah, to a certain extent. Yeah,
there's an app we all use Life three sixty.

Speaker 8 (02:00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
I didn't even know that I could be followed. Yeah,
I found out that the heart Oh everybody.

Speaker 6 (02:00:56):
Yeah, well, I wasn't supposed to be driving my car
after that surgery, but I got in my car and
drove to my coffee place, and then goes Dad. You
were driving your car, weren't you.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
How do you know I checked your chip. Well, before
we move on with the news, we probably history you
should be You should be on find my location with
all of your significant people because the odds of you
becoming lost are pretty high. Oh, you're not kidding, just
because you know we know we need to done for

(02:01:32):
today in history. Oh, I have one more rule, almost
done with September. I had another rule.

Speaker 6 (02:01:38):
Yes, So you're at a strip mall, and the strip
mall has the pull in parking right in front of
them of the stores. You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
you can park right there. So I'm at one the
other day, and this place probably has two hundred parking spaces,
but not all of them are right there in front. Sure,
so I pull into one and then there's one next

(02:01:59):
to me available, but the it's really tight quarters and
the person pulls in in a big suburban right on
the line, ergo, my doors won't even open. The girls
have to get out the other side. No, they should
have parked elsewhere. That really pisses me off. Or when
you're in a big parking lot and someone parks next
to you, it's not necessary.

Speaker 1 (02:02:20):
There's lots of space out the park wherever they want.
No they can't, they can. Rules of the road.

Speaker 5 (02:02:25):
How long are you allowed to take to find a
parking space?

Speaker 1 (02:02:30):
It quickly? I'm going to say seven to nine minutes,
as soon as you find the right spot.

Speaker 6 (02:02:39):
Well, we were going to review today in history, but
it's not really all that interesting. Mcguiver debut on ABC
and eighty.

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
Five First Go Round. I love that show and that's God,
are you wrong? What other shows have become a wine like, well,
you know mcguiv or something.

Speaker 5 (02:02:57):
Yeah, that's like our offscade.

Speaker 6 (02:02:59):
Yeah, here's one for Chick nineteen oh one. Happy birthday,
Enrico fare me? Anybody anybody else know who the.

Speaker 1 (02:03:05):
Big f yes split into the animal or whatever the
it was?

Speaker 8 (02:03:11):
Right?

Speaker 6 (02:03:12):
He first he developed the most famous pizza oven and
then then Gelato, Oh yeah, and then he was a
brilliant physicist, a part of the whole.

Speaker 1 (02:03:21):
Pile. Manhattan, Universal, Chicago. Andrew Dice Clay comedian born in
this state in nineteen fifty seven. Hickery Dickery Do.

Speaker 6 (02:03:32):
A great comedian. Jeff Osga born on this day in
nineteen eighty. I saw him open for me once. Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, I couldn't. I could guy who was in here.
I thought, this guy is really funny. Russell Peters. Yeah, which,
by the way, sounds like a pile of Peters. No,
it's a Russell Peters. It sounds like you're some kind

(02:03:55):
of fluffer at a gay bar.

Speaker 1 (02:03:57):
I gotta go Russell Peter. I gotta go Russell Peters
for the manager an international. Hit him up, move out,
he rodeo Russell Is I think, isn't he Canadian? I think?
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:04:10):
He's He's way bigger around the world than he is
in the States. He's one of those guys.

Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
Yeah, I remember when he was in here.

Speaker 6 (02:04:15):
He quite literally had been playing a small club in
Chicago when he goes, Yeah, two weeks ago, I was
playing a stadium. Yeah, he's of Asian Indian heritage. He
was such a nice guy and very very funny.

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
Well, and he can also he can he can talk
like this and not get in trouble. Oh, what's the matter.
It's a fact. It's wrong with you guys.

Speaker 6 (02:04:35):
And lastly, a star is born nineteen fifty four, Judy
Garland and James Mason. Am I correct and saying, chick McGee,
you do a very fine James Mason.

Speaker 1 (02:04:44):
James Mays, Judy Gall Jims Mays. I believe Janet who's
also the Dives. She did Janet full Gaana. What was
Gilbert produced? It to James Mason is quadratic, he'd pick

(02:05:06):
up a stool. Never mind. Uh, coming up, we have
a corn dog news, corn dog News, corn dog news
dog News. We really do. It's actually kind of serious,
so we will be very careful with it. Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:05:22):
Now, please return with us, won't you. We're in the
Rally Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (02:05:26):
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send us an email Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:05:36):
Jennery, Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
At the Silac Insurance News Desk it's Jeff Hooker. Hello,
there's Pat Godwin, chick. Jeff osky Man, Happy birthday, Thanks mate,
you're welcome. Here's Josh Arnold Hie Hey, cosme. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Quizz time, all right, quizz

(02:05:56):
us talk to me Tom.

Speaker 6 (02:05:59):
I was just looking at today in history because I
hadn't looked at it yet and wasn't paying much attention.

Speaker 1 (02:06:04):
There's something really grim today, right, Oh, I'm not going
to do that. No, on this date in nineteen remember that,
how are you doing?

Speaker 8 (02:06:14):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:06:15):
Everybody remembers? The tailent all thing and the scare and
this woman was killing her husband and uh, Klaus von.

Speaker 6 (02:06:23):
Buloh read the room, read the room on a lighter note,
he said, definitely changing the subject.

Speaker 1 (02:06:32):
Do you can you sing for me the theme song?
It's instrumental? And who are you asking a chick? Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:06:40):
Of my kid, of my three sons that came out
on this date in nineteen sixty there. I don't believe
there were any words there weren't.

Speaker 1 (02:06:47):
I'm sorry, I mean, can you hum the.

Speaker 16 (02:06:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:06:55):
Yes, it is not even close.

Speaker 5 (02:07:03):
I really don't know. I wouldn't know what to hear it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:05):
No, I've got it right here. Hang on. Oh yeah,
man and the other one brought to you by Ovaltine
oval Te, Ovaltine Rocks and Fred McMurray read My Three
Sons any good?

Speaker 6 (02:07:25):
No, No, I don't remember being and that there's an
interesting history of those sitcoms. They were almost always missing
a parent.

Speaker 5 (02:07:32):
That's what I'm gonna say. It's just a single deck.

Speaker 6 (02:07:34):
It's like the Andy Griffith Show. There's a whole disproportionate
number of them only had the one parent.

Speaker 1 (02:07:42):
Betty's father, who was a housekeeper. Learn from your history
that I killed your mother and I could kill you too.

Speaker 5 (02:07:51):
Address where mom was.

Speaker 6 (02:07:55):
Mentioned on my I think the assumption was that she
was deceased much as same way it was and the
Andy Griffith Show, Andy was a widower of.

Speaker 1 (02:08:04):
A hail of gunfight.

Speaker 6 (02:08:05):
And but on My Three Sons, instead of instead of
a mother, they interested that they had Bub and then
later Uncle Charlie.

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
I liked Uncle Charlie better than Bob actually really until
the allegations came out. That's cause Bub was the guy
from I Love Lucy. William Frawley. Yeah, really could put
it away if you know what I mean. This is
the beginning nice horn section, little Saxon.

Speaker 5 (02:08:35):
I remember this was it animated?

Speaker 1 (02:08:38):
I don't remember?

Speaker 6 (02:08:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like a shoe tapping, yeah.
D then I think there was a voiceover. I think Rob,
do you buy war bonds?

Speaker 1 (02:08:49):
And you remember remember Chip and Ernie were actually brothers
right in real life Barry and but Ernie came later
when the one guy quit and I Chip goes no
deep a neighbor mistering the neighbor, mister oonah oh dear

(02:09:10):
a very special episodes. That does that count of his
third based at for the Man. Let me tell you something, shout.
Fred McMurray was a fine film actor. He was great,
and then he went on to do my threes.

Speaker 6 (02:09:23):
Also at the I believe considered to be one of
the wealthiest men in uh and cheapest Los Angeles.

Speaker 7 (02:09:29):
How about that in the history of the world on
tons of real estate. Anyway, I'm watched Double Indemnity.

Speaker 6 (02:09:35):
Yeah, there you go, that's the movie with him. Donna
Reid cares that movie. Now it's a time for us
to or return.

Speaker 1 (02:09:42):
To that's it.

Speaker 5 (02:09:43):
Yeah, speaking of television.

Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
That's it for September twenty nine.

Speaker 6 (02:09:47):
My three sons, I said, I said, I missed it,
and I hadn't looked at this list yet.

Speaker 1 (02:09:53):
And there's a couple of other boring things. Was there
a laugh track to my three songs? Oh yeah, I think.

Speaker 6 (02:09:59):
There was desperately needed. And one of the uh chip
walks down on the stairs.

Speaker 1 (02:10:05):
One of the Mouseketeers was the oldest brother, remember that?
Would he date the dad? No occasion? No, not the dad,
No never. I think Brad.

Speaker 7 (02:10:18):
McMurray brings hold them a black woman on a groundbreaking
new episode.

Speaker 1 (02:10:26):
Is that our new mom? And then the laft round.

Speaker 4 (02:10:32):
Man.

Speaker 6 (02:10:35):
Let's just move forward here because there is a reason
kind of this. Yeah, we have a television story. This
is sort of interesting. From the Silac Insurance News test,
Jess Hooker is sitting in for Christy Lee, who's.

Speaker 1 (02:10:46):
Currently on an airplane on our way to Ireland or something.

Speaker 5 (02:10:49):
A new survey finds that younger adults are much more
likely than older viewers to watch movies and TV shows
with subtitles. On about four and ten adults under forty five,
I say, they often or always use closed captions, compared
with roughly three and ten older adults.

Speaker 6 (02:11:07):
I always do it because I've got hearing issues. Yeah,
wearing headphones, all these hues.

Speaker 1 (02:11:11):
Younger people are sort of trained to do it because
of social media. I mean, that's exactly the right answer.

Speaker 5 (02:11:17):
See, I've always done it because the people in my
house growing up always did it. It was always on
when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (02:11:24):
Always.

Speaker 6 (02:11:24):
But people are sitting in their offices watching videos on
the phone. They'll have the close caption song.

Speaker 5 (02:11:30):
I didn't think of it that way.

Speaker 6 (02:11:30):
I have a question, and this may be gonna this
another stupid question for me. Oh God, has anybody I
didn't understand why people would be taking videos vertically?

Speaker 1 (02:11:42):
Made no sense to me. Okay, but that's all a
social media thing. TikTok.

Speaker 6 (02:11:46):
Has anyone made a movie, a full fledged movie with
the camera in the non horizontal position, and if I
think so, in other words, the format would be pat
there would be black bars, real thick black bars on
both sides.

Speaker 1 (02:12:05):
I haven't seen that. I think they have made probably
an artsy thing they have put out of movies that
were made on elisively. Tangerine by Sean Baker was all
iPhone was it was? It first? Was it in the
traditional format though? And they had to be horizontal, It
had to have been horizontal, I would think, but that
is kind of a thing that Zack Snyder released something

(02:12:25):
four by three or whatever it was.

Speaker 6 (02:12:27):
Remember what do they call that format? I mean I
heard them, but no, it would be different than for
it would be the ratio whatever it is in any event,
And ay, I would think, so.

Speaker 13 (02:12:40):
It's actually nineteen twenty by ten eighty, like it's the
actual ratios of when you're making a video.

Speaker 7 (02:12:47):
Yeah, okay, yeah, but the phone wouldn't be right to
convert it when you I don't okay, no, man, Yeah
we're getting deep.

Speaker 6 (02:12:56):
Okay, but the other point, now, just you watch when
you're at home and you're watching the movie, I mean,
like a feature type film as opposed to a portnam
you know, I'm not sure they do. They have subtitles,
do you lead you put them to turn them on?

Speaker 12 (02:13:09):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:13:09):
No, I don't, And it's because I don't want to
evolve or devolve my ears. In forty years from now,
people's hearing will be way worse because they're mostly looking
at subtitles.

Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
I believe.

Speaker 6 (02:13:24):
The one thing I've noticed is it often the punchline
will land either too soon or too late on the subtitle,
or they are in other words, it's like the example
I would give it. Uh, yesterday, I was watching a
football game that I had been watching on my phone,
and when I had the headset in and as soon

(02:13:48):
as the game came on TV, they were twenty seconds ahead.

Speaker 7 (02:13:51):
When I lived in Korea, I'd go to the theater
and the movies were always in English, but they had
Korean subtitles, and my buddy and I would be laughing
and then five, five, sometimes ten seconds later the audience
would laugh.

Speaker 1 (02:14:06):
Yeah. So that's that's what I'm problem.

Speaker 6 (02:14:08):
But uh, and it does seem that almost everything now
has what they call close capturing or subtitles.

Speaker 1 (02:14:14):
Yeah, I mean should always.

Speaker 6 (02:14:15):
This is a fair question on the pornographic websites. Do
they have Do all the videos have subtitles?

Speaker 1 (02:14:21):
I'm sure there's an option, an option?

Speaker 8 (02:14:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:14:24):
Really yeah? Which is that all done by AI or
is that at this point? I believe so? Do they
put like grunting or do they put like what oh,
I don't know. Do they put ooh uh ooh in
parentheses FAPs.

Speaker 6 (02:14:41):
And then glucks of course at the end, and any
of it. I am a subtitle fan, I'll admit it,
and I wish that last Uber driver.

Speaker 1 (02:14:50):
I had at subtitles. I see. That's why I started
using subtitles all the British shows on understand it.

Speaker 5 (02:14:57):
Does say that about four in ten and people say
it helps with accents.

Speaker 13 (02:15:02):
What's the what's that gator killing show from the South?
And they don't they just go ahead and subtitle it
for you. Yeah, they you can't understand.

Speaker 1 (02:15:11):
Here's something.

Speaker 6 (02:15:12):
I went to see the movie The Harder They Come
years ago in the movie theaters, the Great Reggae Movie,
and uh, I didn't read. I was there for about
the first ten minutes before I realized, oh wait a minute,
there are some I'm reading this on subtitles.

Speaker 1 (02:15:27):
Yeah, and again it was a very thick accent. But yeah,
that's it's super interesting. Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:15:34):
And I just can't imagine I'll have to queue up
one of the porno movies and see about the subtitles.
I'm very curious.

Speaker 1 (02:15:40):
I would imagine there's some button you hit. Okay, I mean,
do you have a do you have an adult cinema
you could watch?

Speaker 6 (02:15:47):
Well, no, no, I don't know how that. I just
I'm curious, that's all. What kind of sound do they
put sound effect?

Speaker 8 (02:15:55):
Moaning?

Speaker 1 (02:15:56):
Well, they will in an R rated movie.

Speaker 7 (02:15:58):
I've seen it where it's as you know, moaning, you know,
during a sex scene and say basic instinct or something.

Speaker 6 (02:16:05):
But one thing I do like about it With regular movies,
they'll tell you what the song is every not every time,
but yeah, well a lot of times.

Speaker 1 (02:16:14):
Yeah, that's that's great for the deaf people who obviously,
oh love music playing free bird, I still don't know
what that means. They're also great, Josh, if you're eating
something really crunchy. Oh yeah, yeah, seriously, like if you're
you know, digging into some grape nuts. Yeah, nothing like

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Speaker 6 (02:18:02):
Yeah, and there's a Monday night er of course again. Yeah,
dose looking forward to it. And by the way, coming up.
We did a little stunt. Miss Hooker was great on Friday,
going out there and asking our special guests from the
band uh the the the Butler University Band was out

(02:18:23):
in the parking lot doing some great music. We were
asking him about words and contemporary slang. Well, once again,
the Merriam Webster Dictionary has an update, and I'm I'm
kind of pleased because I knew about more than half these.

Speaker 1 (02:18:38):
I was stunned.

Speaker 6 (02:18:40):
So we'll find out a little bit of wordplay coming
up and corn dog recall. It's next from the Arrailei
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (02:18:53):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess
Hooker at the news desk. There's Pat Godway, Hello, birthday boy.
Jeff Oske, that's yeah, Josh as Cons, I'm Chick McGee.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello Tom.

Speaker 6 (02:19:15):
We had a fun time on Friday with a list
of contemporary slang terms. Yes, most of which I did
not know. Huh uh and none of us did really
oh no, and then we ran them by uh some
great college students who stopped by with their musical instruments
to play for us.

Speaker 1 (02:19:33):
It was great. We had a wonderful time. But the
Merriam is boogie down still a phrase we used, No,
Pat Paul, It's not boogie down. A boogie down tonight. Yeah,
the boogie down into your grave, just the only it's
a boogie down into my grave.

Speaker 6 (02:19:52):
It's coming for the elderly, perhaps, look boogie Okay. When
you were on the radio, did you ever have to
host boogie check?

Speaker 1 (02:20:02):
No, because I have respect for John Landecker and I
wouldn't steal his bit.

Speaker 6 (02:20:06):
Well, of the I didn't have to host it, but
there were other stations that certainly took that a boogie
check would be. You just start taking phone calls. Oh okay, yeah,
you know, we got a boogie check from the parking
lot of the seven to eleven on East main Line
and then they'd they'd call.

Speaker 1 (02:20:23):
It was fun.

Speaker 5 (02:20:24):
I do a boogie check with Jeff before I come
on air.

Speaker 1 (02:20:27):
Yeah, oh okay, looking for a boogie the cave. Yeah,
I got my light and everything for that.

Speaker 5 (02:20:35):
You have to you need a light to check for boogies.

Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
No, this is the uh nose hair clipper. I thought
i'd like that clipper. I don't care for it. I
like the light, but the angle and it's too sharp.
It will cut your nose if you don't watch it.
Take a flashlights or scissors and get in there. Okay,
I'm sorry, so you heard me.

Speaker 6 (02:20:52):
This new list I've gotten caught from the Merriam Webster
Dictionary over.

Speaker 5 (02:20:56):
Five thousand new terms they've added to their Kalie dictionaries.

Speaker 1 (02:21:03):
I think you're going to get most of them, all right,
go ahead.

Speaker 5 (02:21:06):
Beast mode.

Speaker 1 (02:21:07):
Beast mode, that's bringing it hard for one hundred percent
full out coming at it. Yeah mode, that's what it
sounds like to me. Yeah, yeah, it's Marshaun Lynch.

Speaker 5 (02:21:16):
An extremely aggressive or energetic style or manner that someone
adopts temporarily to overpower an opponent in a fight or
a competition.

Speaker 1 (02:21:25):
There you go. Who came first was beast mode, a
term prior to Marshaun Lynch. Was right there at the
beginning was a new.

Speaker 5 (02:21:31):
Book, yeast Mode.

Speaker 1 (02:21:34):
Is it a cookbook?

Speaker 5 (02:21:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's a new it's a new cookbook about
him baking bread and it's called yeast Mode.

Speaker 1 (02:21:42):
Yeah. That's awesome cool, Yeah, that's awvery cool. Yeah. He
also has a pie book called beast Ala Mode. Nothing.
I appreciate that. That was I'm going to write. Can
I send it to Reader's digest A comedian man, do
you appreciate? Hearty party? Applause and and I appreciate that

(02:22:05):
or do you like laughter? I'm also sort of.

Speaker 7 (02:22:08):
I also have a fair amount of self hatred, so
I appreciated the long pause before anything happened.

Speaker 6 (02:22:16):
So it's it's it's beast a la mode and it's
for pies. Yeah, okay, okay, I French pies. Well, oh boy,
what's the next word?

Speaker 5 (02:22:30):
What about dad bod?

Speaker 1 (02:22:32):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's uh the dad bod god
I believe is the tall guy for the Nuggets plays
NBA bass.

Speaker 9 (02:22:40):
Is that what they call?

Speaker 1 (02:22:41):
Yeah, he's the dad bod God.

Speaker 5 (02:22:43):
I'm a big fan of the dad bod, a physique
regarded as typical or an average of a father, especially
one that is slightly overweight and not extremely muscular.

Speaker 13 (02:22:54):
Right here, Yeah, I've surpassed that bod. Now I'm just fat.

Speaker 1 (02:23:01):
Are you saying you're a yeah, you look good, you
look very you're.

Speaker 13 (02:23:07):
Strong, straight on, Like if you're looking at me straight on,
I feel good. You turned me sideways.

Speaker 7 (02:23:14):
I am just as It's that it's that third dimension
that really that's what gets you in though reflective surfaces
when you're walked by buildings.

Speaker 1 (02:23:25):
Yeah they could be right now. The next word is
a word that you used a few minutes ago.

Speaker 5 (02:23:29):
I did a dumb phone.

Speaker 1 (02:23:32):
Yeah, all right, and I didn't know what that was.
But it is obvious though.

Speaker 5 (02:23:36):
Now, Yeah, a cell phone that does not include advanced
software features such as email or an Internet browser typically
found on a smartphone, and you have just.

Speaker 1 (02:23:46):
Switched your life front of you. Now carry around a
dumb phone.

Speaker 5 (02:23:49):
I do carry a dumb phone. I do have internet
access on it. But you have to there's no there's
there's no thumbpad, you know what I mean. So you
have to click everything to get where you want to go.
It's a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (02:24:00):
Have the game Snake on it.

Speaker 5 (02:24:02):
I haven't checked out the games. I haven't checked out
the games. Hard pass this is one of my favorite.

Speaker 1 (02:24:08):
That's age yeah, regular. I don't want to do that
hard hard pass more than no.

Speaker 8 (02:24:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:24:15):
A firm refusal or rejection of something.

Speaker 1 (02:24:17):
Hard no would also be in the hard pass.

Speaker 5 (02:24:20):
No hard pass. Why do you do you do you
say hard yes?

Speaker 1 (02:24:24):
I don't no, I do not say hard yes.

Speaker 5 (02:24:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:24:28):
I thought a hard pass was a physical ticket that
you got for a concert. That's a hard ticket. Wow,
that's okay. I just appreciating the silence. Hey, Hey, when
I started something. You got one more? Yeah, I do
not blame you. So it's an actual ticket for an event.

(02:24:50):
A hard.

Speaker 5 (02:24:52):
What about this one? Is it petrocore?

Speaker 1 (02:24:55):
That's that one's news to me.

Speaker 5 (02:24:57):
Yeah, that's new.

Speaker 1 (02:24:59):
Yeah, an buddy, how do you spell it? P E
t r I c h O r e E t
r I c h looks like pet rich or petricore?
What does that mean? Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:25:11):
The distinctive earthy, usual pleasant odor that is associated with rainfall,
especially when following a warm dry period.

Speaker 1 (02:25:20):
What this is?

Speaker 7 (02:25:21):
A This is a legit word. That doesn't sound like
slang to me. That sounds like a real word to
me too.

Speaker 1 (02:25:26):
Yeah, who's gonna use that?

Speaker 8 (02:25:30):
But I know that?

Speaker 5 (02:25:31):
Yeah, the smell after rain is.

Speaker 7 (02:25:33):
Great, yes, especially Yeah, you're right that that has a
very distinct smell on like parking lots black.

Speaker 6 (02:25:40):
If you say I'm I'm wallowing, you're on the phone.
What are you doing when I'm wallowing? In the petrochore?
They're gonna figure here's some kind of pervert at in
elementary school. Hard pats on that joke, No, Hard, no, Hard, no, No,
I heard anyone use that. If the weather man did it,

(02:26:02):
I would go, what the what?

Speaker 1 (02:26:03):
Are you talking about.

Speaker 5 (02:26:04):
Yeah, that sounds real. I'm with Joshua.

Speaker 1 (02:26:08):
Try using him to see if anyone knows what you're
talking about. I will, okay, let me know.

Speaker 5 (02:26:13):
With your nieces and your nephews, they might write they're
kind of hip.

Speaker 1 (02:26:17):
How about that Petrochre huh girls?

Speaker 6 (02:26:21):
Or maybe it sounds like a junior high school group
that helps raise animals.

Speaker 1 (02:26:26):
I don't know the petrok Core. Petrore take various household
pets who've long lived out their useful and feed them
to zoo lions everywhere, and we chopped them up and
define little more so, and they're in a new breakfast
cereal called petrak Core.

Speaker 5 (02:26:50):
I'm not familiar with this one either.

Speaker 1 (02:26:51):
Tara flop, Oh, what does that mean? We fall down
on the ground.

Speaker 5 (02:26:56):
I don't know any other guesses.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
I never heard it.

Speaker 5 (02:26:58):
No unit of measure for the calculating speed of a
computer equal to one trillion floating point operations per second.

Speaker 1 (02:27:08):
That's not flying. That is that is a jargon? Terf
that sounds like it.

Speaker 5 (02:27:14):
Doesn't ever, just doesn't say it was slang. Ever, these
are I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:27:17):
Sorry, yeahnderstand, but what is it again? Terriflop paraflop.

Speaker 6 (02:27:23):
It sounds like the first dinosaur to go extinct, because
you know, whatever it would run, it would fall over.

Speaker 1 (02:27:30):
A terrflop. Give a word you'd like to retire, Josh.

Speaker 7 (02:27:39):
Oh, impact is one that I unless you're talking about
a tooth or a meteor. The impact and impact is
used when they mean effect. Fine, No, they're using it
incorrectly all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:27:50):
Didn't impact me much? Oh? I hate no.

Speaker 7 (02:27:52):
No, because people don't know the difference between ephect and effect,
and so they went with an impact.

Speaker 6 (02:27:57):
The impact is The impact is when the fist hits
your tea, Yeah, exactly. The effect is three months later,
when you're still eating pudding because your teeth are BN. Okay,
never mind putting. That's it's fine. Pat, Do you have
a song about this?

Speaker 1 (02:28:14):
No, I don't blame you. Pet checked out, you know,
I don't think I put pen to paper. I don't
like the word optics. How how do you guys feel
about that? I'm with you? I hate that? Yeah, I
like traction optics? What else do I like? The news?

(02:28:36):
News cycle? But the news people you like unpacked? That's
really driving me. Let's put a pin in that.

Speaker 5 (02:28:44):
I don't like that term like that.

Speaker 1 (02:28:46):
The optics of this are bad? Do you mean the
way all? Yeah? Yeah, it looks bad. Yeah, the optics.

Speaker 6 (02:28:51):
Oh yeah, what are you selling the glasses or writing?
Writing an essay your cameraman? I don't want to hear about.

Speaker 8 (02:28:57):
That, do you?

Speaker 1 (02:28:57):
How about the word peace?

Speaker 8 (02:28:59):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:28:59):
There, there was a piece in the Atlantic that always
you need an article or an essay, maybe, buddy and
I would do that ironically in school because so many
other undergrads talked like that.

Speaker 1 (02:29:10):
Well, I have to write a piece for your your
your op ed in beaver Hunt last week. How about
about the decaying? Uh think I like it? Ironically? How
about piece of ass? You like it and using it
that way? Yeah, that's funny, or a piece of chest? Yeah,

(02:29:31):
you have to ask, and I'll be even more honest.
She was the greatest piece of us I ever the godfather, godfather,
that's exactly right, Thank you, thank you very much. That's
pretty good. John Marley Okay, Yeah. And wasn't he the
dad and love story? Oh? I think he will, he
will to get Have you ever watched have you ever
gone back and watched loves?

Speaker 8 (02:29:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:29:51):
Ali McGraw is a bitch Frostby. Oh man, what's the matter, Preppy?
Oh Preppy? I wish you die.

Speaker 8 (02:30:03):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:30:04):
Good news. It's a spoiler.

Speaker 7 (02:30:07):
Spoiler Alder, Honest to god, you were the one man
in the theater who stood up.

Speaker 1 (02:30:12):
And clapped Brian, go live your life. Did anybody read it,
by the way, I did.

Speaker 5 (02:30:21):
I read it a lot before I watched the movie
and Eric Siegel and then he wrote Brian's story after that.

Speaker 1 (02:30:29):
Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:30:33):
Another word that the young people probably don't know is
a dictionary. I mean, does anyone buy a dictionary with
the fluidity of language these days? Is aren't you a
lot better off just grabbing your smartphone?

Speaker 1 (02:30:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:30:47):
The only dictionary I have in my house is still
the one that I had in college, like just kept it.

Speaker 10 (02:30:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:30:53):
Yeah, I can't imagine that they can't sell too many
of these. Oh no, it's all on your smartphone.

Speaker 8 (02:30:58):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:30:59):
On question. Why they're out there touting this dictionary.

Speaker 7 (02:31:04):
Who I think they're really touting. They're online because I
go to Miriam Webster online all the time. I'm one
of those idiots that when I don't know a word,
I look it up.

Speaker 3 (02:31:14):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (02:31:16):
I started doing that because of you for my class,
and I realized I'm a mora. There are so many
words I've just kind of glazed over because I was like, oh,
I'll use context clues and figure out the sentence.

Speaker 1 (02:31:29):
Do you think a hot girl on OnlyFans calls herself
Miriam Webster's.

Speaker 6 (02:31:36):
That's a great idea, stripping in front of my dictionary pages.

Speaker 1 (02:31:41):
If you can tell me the definition of areadite, I'll
take my top off. Oh that's fun. Yeah. Do you
like the name Miriam? I'm not against it. I like
Evelyn really yeah? Would you go Evy old time? I
would go Evie a lot of those older names.

Speaker 6 (02:32:01):
You're coming back up that skirt there, Well, I was
going to mention one, but that was a friend of
one of my children.

Speaker 1 (02:32:08):
I can't. Now that you're doing upskirting, she'll be you
know that that girl will be a woman's.

Speaker 8 (02:32:18):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (02:32:18):
Yes, So, Miriam Webster, you're you're your new porno character
and only Fans. She could do like, yeah, Josh, sick,
twisted jerk. You're leaving money on the table here, Josh.
You could have her standing in front and the words
she could look up would be related to your pornographic pursuits.

Speaker 7 (02:32:38):
Okay, so if a guy said, hey, I really want
to see your feet, she would say, oh, my meta
tarsals and phalange.

Speaker 1 (02:32:48):
Yes, and my arch. I mean we're joking. This may
be a million dollar Merriam Webster and Daniel Webster not related?
Is that right? And it's not? And it's is Mariam
is spelled weird the devil and Daniel No, it wasn't.
There was in in a speak of the house or
something currently right now okay, from the Representative Rhode Island

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Speaker 1 (02:35:36):
You Eat Me? Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Jess look hurt the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey,
Jeff Oske, Yes, Josh Arnold, Hither Ace Cosby, I'm chick.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom, Hello,
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Speaker 6 (02:36:00):
So we've got a news story that I think maybe
steer him into a tune. I mean I mentioned this
four hours ago.

Speaker 1 (02:36:08):
We never got to it. My fault, but it's kind
of important, Yes, it is.

Speaker 5 (02:36:13):
It's important because we usually have these products in our
freezer here in the green room. So nearly fifty eight
million pounds of corn dogs and sausage on a stick
products are being recalled nationwide after reports that pieces of
wood may be embedded in the batter.

Speaker 6 (02:36:29):
Now, by the way, whoa, I didn't think there were
fifty eight million pounds of corn dogs ever in.

Speaker 1 (02:36:35):
The history of the universe. That is a lot of
corn dogs. I had no idea they were that popular. Yeah,
and it will be careful if you've got them.

Speaker 5 (02:36:44):
The recall covers certain State Fair corn dogs on a
Stick and Jimmy Dean pancakes and Sausage on a Stick products,
all made by Hillshire Brand.

Speaker 1 (02:36:53):
Do you think the stick is the cause of some
of the wood in the product? I would think. I
would think they must have someone one must have gotten
in them. Technically, every corn dog has wood in it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:37:03):
I did go to the Hillshire Brands website to see
if the ones you had, they want you throw them away?

Speaker 5 (02:37:08):
If you do packages with establishment numbers e ST five
eight two and P eight nine four should be thrown
away or returned to the store. The US Department of
Agriculture says the issue surfaced after multiple consumers complaints, five
of them involving.

Speaker 1 (02:37:25):
Injuries mouth splinters.

Speaker 5 (02:37:28):
The affected products were produced as recently as last week. Whoa, yeah,
so there you go.

Speaker 1 (02:37:34):
But I mean, obviously you don't want to get one
in your throat or something, so you know what, it
doesn't affect corn dog bites. Corn dog bites, they are good. Yeah,
I mean, did pop me in your mouth like popcorn?

Speaker 6 (02:37:47):
We had what my daughters now call them angels in
a basket pigs in a blanket instead of pigs in
a blake Because I didn't get that it was a
tom I walked I never had one, and then I
walked in a well, these look really good. And then
for some reason the next days, yeah, we had angels
in a basket.

Speaker 1 (02:38:06):
I didn't even even I wasn't aware you knew the
word angels. Angel food cake is my favorite. Now, Pat,
do you have anything got tribute to corn dogs that
are run safety? Eat a little bit of Elvis up
with some elvis when here's some elvish. Yeah, I guess
what I'd like to hear Elvis. No, he'd say what
the moticrne dog wo in the battle know about corn

(02:38:28):
dog splinters and shadows and.

Speaker 16 (02:38:32):
Whole millions being recalled. But in the battle, what I said,
I can't eat them. Oh, even if it's wood, it's
all good when it's fried. Sell it, baby, selling you
about a corn go with a little bit of pie?
Who very nice?

Speaker 1 (02:38:58):
I enjoyed? Uh, ain't nothing but a corn dog?

Speaker 8 (02:39:03):
Was?

Speaker 6 (02:39:05):
I've got to be honest you, I consider myself a
semi literate. I never understood that song.

Speaker 1 (02:39:12):
Ain't nothing about a hound crying all the time by
the back doors. You know, I was moaning to get in. Yeah,
you know, dog wants the vaginant dog wants the bone.

Speaker 6 (02:39:24):
And I'm getting conflicted. See why I don't understand. I've
got I got to moron a and moron you hear that?

Speaker 1 (02:39:40):
No, I haven't you heard my man? He's a He's
nothing but a dog. You've never heard that hound?

Speaker 6 (02:39:45):
Dogs are famous for their several bitches. I'm saying, I'm
an Elvis fan to a small degree, and I appreciate
the song. It's an old Mamma Thornton song.

Speaker 1 (02:39:57):
Actually, yeah, okay, big Mama Thorpe big mamma right, Well
she was thin when I knew her. Wow, do you
hear what more?

Speaker 2 (02:40:06):
On?

Speaker 1 (02:40:06):
B said? I love that.

Speaker 6 (02:40:08):
That's very funny. I'm sorry. We have a Jess looker.
She's at the silaight. That's all I can just at
the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 1 (02:40:19):
What else do we have?

Speaker 5 (02:40:20):
News from the Aspen Times of Aspen, Colorado?

Speaker 1 (02:40:23):
In a minute? The city gave you that story.

Speaker 5 (02:40:27):
Actually, this is a stack of stories that Christy hadn't
read that I just grabbed. Okay, and I'm an ass kisser,
So I went to Colorado. The city of Aspen is
making improvements to Glory Whole Park.

Speaker 1 (02:40:41):
Now how could I resist? You know what I stand? Correct?

Speaker 6 (02:40:47):
There is a do we have a picture of the sign?
This is a this is a real place there it
is it looks beautiful Aspen, beautiful Aspen, Colorado, and it's
called Glory Whole Park.

Speaker 1 (02:40:59):
Why hasn't someone gone to the manager of Glory Whole Park.
You know that this is a negative. You think that
somebody would be hip enough to tell them what that
means historically?

Speaker 7 (02:41:10):
It doesn't it mean like where oil comes out of
or something like because what was it Jerry Jones or
somebody who the.

Speaker 1 (02:41:18):
Hole bunghole is an oil man term. Okay, okay, and
that's also the hole in a barrel, but it might
be glory well always see me. Why don't we save
this for tomorrow. I'll do some more homework. But glory
Hole is as old as the universe itself. As soon
as a man realized he could anonymously, we have to

(02:41:41):
do a lot of research for a stall, and you
could do a parody pad of the Itchy Coop Park,
Itchi Park, remember that song? I remember what did you
do there? We got high High? That was a great song,
Itchi Coup Park. I don't oh great song.

Speaker 6 (02:41:56):
This is all coming up tomorrow, small faces, Yeah, George
Michael No, I'm Steve Marriott.

Speaker 1 (02:42:02):
It was way around the park, okay, Glory holds.

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