The BOB & TOM Show - October 1, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
There's no stopping it.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Okay, gang, we're all on for four o'clock on Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
There's no hiding from it.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'll have Sarah send out an email.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
There's no way out.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay, Hey, can I get anybody anything to drink? Some coffee?
Night snapple? Or how about some bottled water?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's the Haunchet Meeting.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
All right, people, Hey, I know you're all busy, so
thanks for taking the sun. Hey, we need to be
proactive and think outside the box twenty four to seven
to achieve synergy, touch base talk to talk. Okay, cell
phones off.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Everybody is the Haunted Meeting. And if all that envelope
stretching no I in team bottom line babble ain't enough
to petrify you, get ready for the most frightening and
terrifying meeting moment yet.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Okay, gag, let's bring Adjason, fire up that power.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Point the Haunted Meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Okay, now, let's take a look. See here at some
pie shart slides. Now let's translate that of the bar graphs.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
The Haunted Meeting. But that's not all. Here's something you
didn't expect and you may not survive.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
At all people. People, while we're brainstorming here, what do
you say we conference in the LA office.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
A meeting and a conference car. That's like two meetings
in one, the Haunchet Meeting.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, anyone, come on, people, let's hear it. Remember what
I always say in a brainstorm there is no such
thing as a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
A bad idea is a bad idea, and you'll forever
be remembered and humiliated. The Haundred Meeting.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
And if we all get on the same page here, people,
we won't just make this a win win, but we
can have ourselves a win win win.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
The Haunted Meeting.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Okay, well we're all looking over the agenda. What do
you say we have Betty bring in the deli trade.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, it's October first rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit. We're done with
September in twenty five, Tom, how do you feel? I'm
I love October. Yes, you know my favorite time of year.
It's dark about five point fifteen.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's especially better if you have kids and you want
to put a bit early in the middle of the summer.
Ten thirty it's light outside. How dark it is?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Kids? Hit the rack?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, geez, let's get rid of the daylight savings time.
Right now, it's the Bobby Tom Show. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Park studios. At the news desk is Cheryl. Lastly,
there's Pat Godwin. Hello, where there's Josh Arnold. Hi, Hello,
ast Cosby, I'm chick. Hello Tom. When you do that,
it reminds me of the worst DJ that I ever

(03:43):
worked with. Oh good, no, no, no, no, kin in the morning,
it's been already. See I don't feel bad about reading
this letter now. No, no, no, it's no keep going no, no.
It's correct for you to say, there's Pat Godwin, that's fine.
But this this woman, she would every time she would
go the song and then she goes, there's the Beatles.

(04:06):
There's there's the Beatles. There's the Beatles. Every deal. But
that is I maybe that isn't the worst. I'll have
to give that some thought. I'm sure you've you've worked
with some No that one guy worked here said the
Beatles they're from Liverpool, you know, well these days that
that could be a really just informative fact. I have

(04:26):
an amazing fact that it has nothing to do with anything
coming up today. We need an intro for Tom's amazing facts.
Why are we Why don't we have that?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
It's uh, it's a it's a news story that I
went down the wormhole on and it ended up discovering
something that has nothing to do with the story itself
and is more or less my approach will be highly juvenile.
Oh all right, so we can we can get to that.
But Pat, I thought maybe we could get an early

(04:57):
song out of you for those that join us for
this first segment. Oh boy, because since it's uh is October,
this is in my mind when the whole pumpkin spice season. Oh,
I know, you should should begin now? Don't they start
it now? In August? Because they start everything starts way
too early. But now it's okay to have Halloween stuff out,

(05:19):
and in my opinion, yeah, but it's been out since August.
It steps out too early. And of course we all
live near some defunct business that's now a Halloween store.
Of course, Uh, getting ready to be a fireworks? Is
that a bunch of college kids who started that the
Spirit Halloween Store? Isn't that really? I don't think a

(05:40):
smart move. I've already bought one costume, is that right?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
For one of my dogs we were doing we were
on a target run, and you know that the target
has that whole Halloween Sue. Oh, I got the dogs
all squared away for Halloween. Next thing, you know, there's
a dog costume. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be,

(06:05):
but it's a coat and a hat. And when you
put it on the smaller dog, the big dog loses
his mind. It starts trying to chew it off. So, anyway,
have you seen the video of the Golden retriever who
brings her battery powered wings into yes to the owner
and she puts the wings and the dog puts the
wings on the foe, touches them with her paw and goes,

(06:29):
I have to see this. So the goldener, the guy
puts the wings on her back and she marches around
the room, goes into the mirror, looks at herself in
the mirror, goes and get her purse, looks at herself
with the purse in the wings. It's the cutest damn
thing you've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
It's so cute.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
You've got to watch because my dogs, my dogs look
in the mirror and think it's another dog.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Have you seen this video the new let me tell
you about this dream I had.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Wow, Josh is a cat person that has nothing to
do with it.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Somebody said, hey, have you seen the cat makes love
to Tom Hanks? I'd go, I don't give a crap.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know, first of all, I'd like to see that. Secondly,
I know how I sound now being negative about everything.
I need to back off a little bit. Wow, thank you.
Joh Hey, Pat, how about a song about what is
the proper drink to have during Let me try to
temperature of the room this fall secret. It's got gonna
matter the way you do it. Give it, give it

(07:25):
a shot. Here we go. J Lyle's got the sunshine.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Oh, April has the showers, January's God snoo and me brings.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
All the flowers.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
November's got the tikie, December's got christ Sweet Baby Jesus
Thomas got pumpkin spies, sing along Baby pumpkin Spies, bump
and spies A little in my latte, which shore be nice,
but keep it out of my shampool. Can I give

(07:58):
you some advices?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
The pumpkins spie? You know, I like it in the candle,
don't mind it in my tea?

Speaker 7 (08:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I love it and hooch you can do. It's bad
for me going out of.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
My gord Hendator rehabit bett at four because I'm bringing
a whiskey with the Pumpkin Spies. I'm addicted to the stuff.
Here we go, people, Let you ready, p.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
What that was? I was waiting for you guys to respond.
I was right, I was. I was right there. If
he's not asking us to sing and we got no idea,
what the lyrics and your mess too, I'm quick.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
All it is is pumpkin spice fall, pump and spice.
He arm Cain spies hooded in your madam. You si
make your dookie smell night, but don't put it in
your douche, because no one wants to spooch a coach
the smells like pumpkin spice.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm sorry your look is warranted, everybody now, Pumpkin Spies.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Spies lot the mody old and my pizza slice for
your freaks, and the plumpkin with splash. Pumpkin gets pumpkin
pupkin under no circumstances of the caves.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
They got splunkin. There comes James Brown. They put the funkin.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Coddy Bee's got the junk and the drunken about Tom's
got the pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh, thank you very much, Pat, I've just looked this up.
Do you know that there are pumpkins spice dog treats
ahead Josh and cat treats by the way, it says
a special fall release. Do they even cared? I don't know.
All I know is my dogs. I've got these new

(09:52):
dried liver chunks. Oh my god. When when they know
when we come back in from a walk, they're gonna
get them, which has had the negative effect of one
of my dogs. I get to my driveway, which is
like twenty yards long, get to my end of my driveway.
He wants to go back. He knows the liver's coming up.
This was this Scouts is a walk? Yeah? Yeah, I

(10:15):
thought about peeing her pooper. Well, in any event, thank you, Patty.
Let me ask you this, Yeah, I tell I'm going
to ask our guest, Cheryl Lastly, comedian actress who's sitting
in for Christie Lee. Do you know what he referenced
when he said, Betty Ford?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
What was the entire line there, Betty Ford.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
I'm not out of my gorge headed the rehabit, Betty Ford?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, yeah, I knew it was some kind of like medical.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Because Betty Ford was I think the first famous rehab.
Maybe the one in Minneapolis was more famous, so Hazelton
hat that was for doctors that were having issues in
the beginning. But yeah, Betty Ford was sort of the
go to a lot of sort of seventies and eighties
era jokes involved Betty Ford and the Betty Ford Clinic.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
It's still around, right, Betty.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
My question was gonna be is it still called the
Betty Ford Yeah, because Betty Betty Ford, of course was
the first lady. Do you think they have to rotate first?
Whoever is the first lady?

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
After Betty Ford was a woman who admitted she had
an alcohol issue, and that was the Rostling Carter, And
then it was Regan and then it was Yeah, I
have a joke, I can't do do all first ladies
need to drink too much? I guess it's the question,
wouldn't you? Yeah? I was gonna be the who who
could stand it? You can't wear the same outfit twice

(11:42):
without having some bitchy comment. And the first lady was
wearing the same shirts you were three years ago? What
a bitch? Hey? What stop. Yeah, there is no winn.
Yeah there, Yeah, that's that's the thing. There should be
a magazine called no Win, just stuff like that, picking
on people that don't really deserve it.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Now when we come back, Yeah, we're coming back. That's
big news. We have a considering how this first break's gone.
That's not my own concern. You didn't enjoy that song.
I enjoyed the song. I enjoyed the way Pat performed it. Yeah, okay,
coming up, we have a quiz because this reminds me

(12:23):
I I stumbled on the thing yesterday of seventies slang terms.
Oh no, sweet baby cheese. Just a second, calm down,
and it's not me doing It's going to be him.
He's going to be upset, but he'll know a lot
of them. We still. I just want to see how
many share of knows.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
What year were you're born?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
May I ask, oh boy, ballpark? She I don't think
I forgot. I think your city. Follow up that question
with how much do your way?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I have my measurements.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
For the big two. Yes, you know you're sitting in
this section, good Lord Godwin, where your birthday isn't even
known by the Social Security A couple of men there,
but you're significantly younger than we are. I just want
to try some of these seventies terms and to see
if you know them. Oh, by the way, real quick,
and I will end this soon. I decided to be

(13:21):
really cool to get a Frank Zappa fi Zappa crap
a poster. I guess that is the end game.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
That's the only way I found one.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I found one this morning, and it was fifty two bucks. Hey,
that's the joke, isn't worth it? I'll make my own.
I'll draw one.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Uh Ah, Yes, that's the sign of something that's wildly popular,
isn't it that?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's so rare? It costs fifty two dollars. That's right,
incredibly rare. I just want to prove you guys that
it exists. I know what it does exist? What if
our loyalisteners has when they'd be proud to send to me,
I'll send it back.

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Speaker 2 (14:40):
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They're in the business. Yeah, they're business. Yeah, they're all
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He'll appreciate that work. In this case, more of a
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Speaker 1 (17:19):
Have an unbelievable trivia thing here. Filay's mignon is correct
in English? Okay, if you're quoting in French, it's Filay's
mignons both plurals. How about that? That is the most obscure,
useless thing you're gonna hear all day today.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
We've kind of been doing it as a joke, but
we were right, Yeah, we're smarter than we think we use.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
I mean I questioned it, but then I was like,
they've got to be right. I'm just gonna start saying that.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yes, a lot of our listeners do that, and it's
a mistake. There's a whole bit you're right about attorneys general,
which I can't stand. I like attorney generals. And it's
court's martial, not court martials, it's courts. Yeah, wow, damn
this is this is fascinating stuff. It just makes me
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(18:09):
and delightful. Now coming up, we have a We actually
have pumpkins spice in the news in perhaps the most
unusual way we've ever had it. You'll be absolutely stunned
from behind. That would be odd. That would be close. Actually, really,
wait till you uh psychic comedy continue, Wait till you
hear the psychic comedy of mister Chick McGee from the

(18:30):
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 1 (19:06):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobbit Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Park studios at the Silac Insurance News desk.
It's shrif. Lastly, Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, my man,
where'd that come from? I don't know. There's Josh Charnold. Hi,
he's Cosby. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. I have
a glorious letter here. Okay, I've got one too. Mine

(19:28):
involves fishing. You go first. Now, remember these letters are
all meant in good fun.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
All right.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Now, Well, dear Tom, if you talk again about how
children wear Nirvana T shirts without without knowing who the
hell Kurt Cobain is, I'm going to drive my car
into the biggest tree I drive by on my commute.
Trust me, I know the tree I drive by all
the time. I have been looking for an excuse to

(19:57):
hit it for years. I have several letters about T shirts.
The kids are worrying that they don't know what I
won't read them. I appreciate that wal Mart shales kids
close marked with their Nirvana the Stones, Ramones, Kiss, Aerosmith,
Iron Maiden, massive discounts. Wes says because their most commercial
brands on the planet, the biggest licensing deals period. If

(20:19):
you start seeing kids in Alan Sherman shirts, that is
worth bringing up. Oh way, this man's a genius. He's
my new favorite listener. He's something else. Go ahead and
keep talking about it by all means. But just know
you'll have my blood when you're here. That's a great thing.
Thank you, Wes in the West. I love that good letter. Now,

(20:39):
our guest in the studio is share out lastly. And
you're a woman of a certain age, I'll put it
that way.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
That doesn't sound very nice.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Well, since you're not going to cough up your birthday.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Okay, I was born in the eighties. I was born
in the early eighties.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, very good.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I don't really care if people.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
No, no, no, I just I just want to see if
you know. The point is this is seventies ear of slang,
and I want to see if you're if you're in
tune with all this because I saw this list, yes,
or that I know every one of these. If someone
says ten four, what do they mean ten for.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Good buddy, like I got you, I heard you, I
mean I understood.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, very good. How about a book?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I'm gonna book you for a show?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
That is the more traditional version of it is a
book is also used as uh, I gotta I got
a book.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Oh, okay, sure, I'm gonna book.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I'm gonna book it stuff. Is that still a thing?
You still I got a book? I think the only
slang that's hung on from our era is cool. That's
about the only one. Cool has been and that's been
on for a lot. Actually, right on has come back. Right.
Isn't that like a new level of irony? When I

(21:53):
say right on, no, Josh says right on, sincerely, Yeah,
Josh can pull it off. He's got me believing. It
doesn't have the pretentious aura that I somehow exude. If
I would if I said, if I said right on,
when you go you're posing, well, you would have a tendency.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
I would think you would go right oh something, you
give it a little griswoldy in sank right.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah. The use of the term hardball.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Like we're playing hardball. That's the only way I know
I would know it.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, it's a hardball in the seventies meant to be
like the business. Hey, listen, our competition is getting tough.
We're gonna start playing hardball. Yeah that's so you had it. Uh.
These are the ones that are almost embarrassing. Far out
Oh yeah, Manard, and that became associated with John Denver. Yeah.

(22:53):
Do you remember the John when he like screamed far
out he was trying to be hip at some concert
I think was yeah, and it was like, Okay, I
hear this one a lot though, still bummer.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Yeah, that's going nowhere.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, out of sight. I don't often hear that. I'm
reminded how much I like out of sight? Yeah groovy. Well,
there was that horrible song feeling groovy. What's a nice
one about? I think it's so groovy now people. Yeah,

(23:33):
I love the Yeah, the beginning of that song is great,
then it turns into a terrible song, the darkness.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Bruce Campbell can get away with seeing groovy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, I an ultra hip filmmaker that I like. Just
use the word groovy and he can get away with it.
Paul Thomas Anderson uh p t A or QT. I know,
how about uh jive Turkey?

Speaker 5 (24:06):
I love it's one of my all time favorites. Use that,
of course not. But it's hilarious. Is it's so funny?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
A great song. This is a song called jive Turkey players.
Oh okay, well then yeah, they can get away with it.
How about a guy is a real hunk? That's still think.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah, that's definitely still I mean unky.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
If someone says nice threads, does that come from hunky Dory?
You think meat?

Speaker 7 (24:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
A crash pad, crash pad? Never heard that?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Where you're Yeah, like where you're staying, you're in the
city for a couple of nights, or you have a place.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
To say, I'm going to crash it his pad. That's
that's fine again. Pad is sort of to me fifties
as his threads. Hey, nice threads today, Josh, Thanks dude, Okay,
far out, uh space cadet. That's kind of stuck around.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
That is what my dad used to call me as
a kid. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I didn't know this was considered to be my bad
the phrase my bad seventies.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
I feel like that.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I thought, yeah, I thought that was I thought that
was a lot more current. But let's move on to
uh contemporary culture and our email. Josh, Yes, I had
to read this a couple of times before I understood
what it meant. This is from Dan. He was fishing
in Montana, which sounds amazing. He goes, one of my

(25:44):
teenage nephews caught a wooly bugger fly in his ear,
and at first I meant that that was some create critter. Yeah,
it's a it's a fishing lure. Yes, So we went
to the ear to have it removed. So he's got
a fish hook in his ear. Oh yeah, I was
going to say, with the hook and everything. We went

(26:06):
up to uh the hospital. On the wall in the er,
there is a box full of lures and flies that
have been taken out of the ears, heads, et cetera
of fishermen, ears, heads, etcetera. Elbows in my case, hundreds
of lures and flies. My nephew added to the collection.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Okay, so when my when it happened to my brother
in his back, he had a crank bait stuck in
his back.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
He took it.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
He brought it back home with him and it's sitting
on his it's sitting in the lakehouse and like a
little clear pilled.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
How do they get it out? Do they have to?
They have to expand hook. They have to expand the
wound or they cut the hook.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Typically they'll slide it out. They'll try to cut one
end of the hook.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
I did it about three years ago.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, if you can't do that, they'll didn't osc just
get out finger. Yeah it was he had a deep
in his trouble hook.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, this is a very.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Short letter, very short letter. Dearbab and Tom. I sneezed
when I eat chocolate. Signed down, thank you, all right,
fair enough. I sneeze when I go outside and the
sun shining, I sneeze. Oh, my neighbor, mister Osher used
to have dad. Yeah, I used to have excessive flagelence

(27:21):
when he drank chocolate milk. Oh all right, yeah immediately
or I think there was a lag time. Great guy
by the way, terrific guy. But yeah, we do, we do.
We'd have sleepovers. We did. We'd get to stay up
and watch the Late the Tonight Show. I thought you're
gonna say, watch him fart. Wonderful man, terrific guy. Uh,

(27:43):
give any more letters over there, explore Billy's body. No,
your buddies. I know you were a little bit under
the buddies. Yeah, were you ever dear Boba Tom show.
I was listening to your show yesterday. I heard Tom
over ordering things. It got me thinking, Jess Hooker, who
orders stuff here for the show, just take that stuff

(28:05):
and open up her own store. Come on down to
Dollar Griswold where you two can own Tom Griswold's overstocked shoelaces.
We got him inconveniently shallow plastic spoons, we got him.
We have hundreds of those condoms out of Look, Tom's
never bought it. That's very good. This is Brandon, He's hilarious.

(28:27):
I don't know how I got one hundred sets of
black shoelaces. Should just bring him in here and give
him to the staff I randed from bakerssle sending them back.
People always need shoelace. What a generous work. Next to
I went I went online and I by chick came
me the name of the shoelace place I want online?
I thought I was buying a pair of a pair

(28:49):
of red ones and a pair of kind of shiny
Can I tell you got a hundred black ones? I
don't want to. I don't want black shoelaces. That was
the whole point anyway, don't you have.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
A fastener maker too. I forget the name of the.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
The aglet make lit Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta get
that going. I gotta get that going. I have I have,
I have a jacket that hasn't it's got a tie
thing at the waist you know that is and the
inside of a jacket and you you can what's that called?
You sent it in? Whatever? Yeah? One are the ski jackets? Yeah,
ski Jacket's a really nice jacket. It's a boer So

(29:20):
it's the top.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Of the lung.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Is it interesting?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
And uh, but the aglets off the thing's frayed. So
I got this kit where you put this thing on
the raad of it?

Speaker 7 (29:30):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
You you were walking around in a with afraid aglet
sours before five you Philli Steed? How long have you
been on the house, I said, I guess the preferred

(29:52):
stocks are gone? You know? Have him killed far downstairs
is also an expert are downstairs butler is also an
excellent a lit maker. Perhaps I could lend him to
your I heard he once went upstairs. He was confused

(30:14):
sneaking around. I promise tried to get gone to I
see coming up. We have a weird really odd arrival
of pumpkin spice in the news. We have some sporting
news I'm sure. Yeah. We do Major League Baseball playoffs

(30:34):
and w n b A the finals are set, all
coming next. And a cool horse story if you're a
if you're an equestrian or just a fan of course
love them. And we do have the results of a
fat Bear week. We have our winner. Oh my gosh,
case you voted I think the favorite one? Am I

(30:56):
correct on this? We need to name the bear? They do?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Did they? Or did they? They all have nicknames. It's
like with numbers like number thirty two, Yeah, but yeah,
this one has actually has I think three nicknames I hope,
and they're all good. And then there's a sailing story
in the news, kind of for those of you that
like to sail or just in boating in general. That's
there's an unusual water craft. We'll have the ski rop. Uh.

(31:25):
You don't like boating? What what? What don't you like
about being in a boat? The water part? Ah, Well,
there's a boat on land that'd be fine. There's a
dry marena right up the street here where they store boats.
You can go there and just sit in the boat
and look around the warehouse. We are right now. Let's
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(32:52):
it seems we are seems some idiot forgot to do it.
I know there are those that their whole day really
hinges on what's important about uh, the last day of September.
When we come back to the Riley O'Riley Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (33:07):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Catch any part of the show you missed later today
on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Okay, cat On, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
At the news desk, it's share lastly. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey,
you should have done her lastly? And then do do
do Josh? Firstly, there's Josh. I got nothing fun with

(33:40):
that verb. Ti, There's A's Cosby. I'm chick beggee. Hello Tom. Well,
yesterday I screwed up again pretty much all day, but
the part here I forgot to do our most famous
feature today in history. So oh, you keep moving. It
is the problem if people are complying this point, people

(34:01):
are complaining, what's the deal with today in history? They're saying,
what's the deal? Isn't it still September thirtieth? And then
across the International date line Australia, Well, which way, No,
I don't think anywhere. I think maybe Hawaii, Newfoundland's well
you know what Brazil somewhere where they played the NFL game.

(34:23):
They're an hour. It's I mean it's a day really,
six o'clockish, okay, five o'clockish, never mind yesterday. In History
nineteen twenty four, Truman Capodi born a guy who was
so pretentious he created his own accent. Mother, mother, I'd
like a bottle please. Did you ever see the movie

(34:43):
version of in Cold Blood? Sure? The guy that portrays
is Truman in that. I don't remember him being in
the is not I didn't think. And the guy that
portrays him is and Joe average heterosexual.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
I don't remember him being in the Cold Blood Eye
Robert it's Robert.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Blake, right, yeah. And Phil Wilson with a character that's
interviewing him in the Scott Wilson right, Scott amazing great? Yeah, oh,
happy birthday yesterday, friand Dresher. I'm a fan. I always have.
I love that show than Nanny. It was a lot
better if you wanted to use it for anything. If
he turned the sound.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Off, yeah bang. But she was also crazy hot. Oh,
and I think is really I've always been attracted.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
She was great, and she was great in a spinal
tap Eric Stultz born in nineteen sixty one, the guy
who briefly played Martian back to the Future and then, uh,
what's the story that Spielberg saw it and said, no, no, no, yeah,
this isn't quite working, is it. Then they recast, and
they casted the most charming person of the nineteen eighties,

(35:51):
Michael J. Fong Oh, the great guitarist Trey Anastasio born
in this born on yesterday's date in nineteen What bands?
Would that have? Three children? Pardon me? What bands? He's
the last of three? Yeah, that's why they called him
Trey could be. I don't know. I knew a guy.
His nickname was Ivy because he was the fourth. He

(36:11):
was the fourth. Well, I Ivy. It's Roman numerals, and
you I wouldn't expect you to understand that. The level
of sophistication of his family and all their money, who's
that's because he's clinging. I love him when you're trying
to be elitist, that's fun, Okay. Usually, I just don't
know why they call him Ivy bad because he was clinging? Okay,

(36:36):
who's this? Nineteen sixty four.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Monica Balucci, excellent actress, recently broke up with Tim Burton.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh, it's just Oh, she was in Beetlejuice. It says
she's in the second one. Yeah, okay, yeah, she's a
friend to get her and Marina from Deadpool.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Those two mixed up. Oh, I can I see that
she's in one of the matri matrices. She doesn't look
he doesn't look at all like her cousin.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yes, who's named James Belushi and I'm the stupid one.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
He's also in a movie called Irreversible. If you want
to ruin your month?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (37:11):
It's brilliantly done, reel tough to watch.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Our friend Kathleen Madigan, the Great comedian nineteen sixty five.
Oh wait a minute, Oh, Art Volo, Radio's best friend.
Born on this date, exactly eighty years Born on yesterday's date,
exactly eighty years ago. Arthur, Happy birthday, sir, Happy birthday. Art.
Kieran Culkin born in eighty two. Yeah, he's in succession, right,

(37:39):
that the one?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
That the one?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah, and I don't know who this guy is. I
know he's I think he's a rapper. Tea Pain yep,
yeah a Pat. Wasn't your nickname?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Pain?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Junior High pea stain, perhaps tea Page you see Pat? Yeah?
Pat had what's that stuff called Anirosius? What is it again?
In your yeah? Bad know. We would have been friends.
We could have spent the night at each other's house
and had to worry. Yeah yeah, last night. Yeah, man,

(38:15):
you could have. You could have swam down to breakfast.
Page's first name is Tendon. Oh okay? Yeah? Oh is he?

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
In fact? A rapper? I don't really a tuning. If
you heard a couple of his popular you know you okay.
One of the greatest shows of all time Wing Brothers,
that was slightly ripped off, in my opinion, in nineteen
sixty The Flintstones. Oh yeah, no, that is an absolute
rip off. Somebody had been money, somebody, oh Jackie some money.
But to me, the best part of The Flintstones was

(38:47):
always the bits where the animals, like the one were
you know they it's a living I love that too. Yeah,
they take the record player, it's the beak and yeah,
I think you have a tough job. God, so funny.
I like the baby elephant. Who's this show? Squirter in
the that's good. Yeah. And then another series that made

(39:09):
homicide cute Murder, she wrote, I love the I don't know.
I am not a fan of these Let's make murder
sweet and fun. I think I don't know if that's
what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah, I think Jessica really worked hard to put the
find justice.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yes, but I want more blood and more sorrow. You know,
this is a horrible person that's there. They've been taken
from our lives and it's upbeat music and she's all
cute and sweet. It's like what Murder in the Buildings
that show with Steve Martin. I don't think I've ever
heard Angela Lansbury described as cute a handsome woman. Possibly

(39:49):
I have a possible meat cute story I wasn't going
to tell because Josh gets so mad when I say that. No, no,
I'm the one that gets mad with your term meet cute.
And when I find that you told you that term,
I'm going to beat the hell out burrowed into your
brain and you won't forget it. Do you know what
a meat cute is?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
I do, and I also do not like it, but
sometimes it's the only way to describe a situation.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
The other day, the Hallmark Channel was on all day
at my house in the kitchen, which means he doesn't
know how to change the channel. And it's television. Somebody
watching something. No, maybe one of the girls I know,
but it was on. But those always have the meat
cute and they're kind of always the same. It's never
loved for a sight, it's always something as kind of

(40:35):
a negative. I experienced what I think would be one
the other day. Well, you have to share. I go
to a couple different coffee places and the one place
I go is kind of funky, cool, kind of an
older building and they only they have just one toilet,
and it's this not really relatable, the size of a
phone booth. It is as small as small can be.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
If you walked in on a woman taking it done
and that you meet you immediately, And.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I didn't. I didn't walk in. I did open the door,
which had not been locked. Okay, And when the door opens,
it only opens till it hits her legs and she
says it is the smallest hello, And I'm so sorry.
And then if that's it, Tom is the perfect person

(41:27):
for that to happen, and then yeah, oh my god,
I'm embarrassed. Talk afterwards. Okay, she was sitting down already, right,
you know what you need to do. You know what
you need to do. Put a baby in her Yeah,
fill her up, fill her up. Congratulations. I could I
could just see the scenario that would continue if you know,

(41:47):
the guy would she walks out and the guy goes,
oh my god, and then she goes, I wouldn't go in.
There be a nice fun way to start. You think
they have to have like super secrets, industrial strength exhaust
fans in restaurants for the bathrooms, just so the wafting

(42:08):
is cut down to a minimum. I think they should,
But you are where that In the engineering wing of
this building. We have a place called the Men's Club,
which is an old toilet that was built in the
nineteen thirties. I believe they have completely redone it, retiled it,
and they put an industrial fan in the ceiling that
is so loud it hauls the mail. Yeah, it clears
it up. If it were reversed, it would look like

(42:29):
that maxlad where the guy's hair is blowing back. We'll
get Today in History coming up. Also, we have sports
coming up. We have the latest dating trend, which to
me is really has been there since day one. Also,
we have a dog rescue and a little bit of
a history in the dog rescue story that I discovered

(42:49):
about a man with an unusual name and a certain
level of fame. And the dog is okay. Now the
dog is okay, and the doggie here's a god boy.
The dog bag Sweedie. Apparently he thinks he's a cat.
We'll find out why. From the Orailly Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
Reaches toll free at one eight eight eight Bob Tom
one or at bobintom dot com. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
That's out, sun folks. Hey, welcome back to the Bobb
and Tom Show. At the Silac and Shirts news desk,
it's Seryl Lastly. Hello, there's Pat Godwin chick a swell
blue button up. It really is nice. It looks like
Bradley Cooper's shirt and the hangover. Huh, we'll get that.
You want to explain what's happening here? No, there's Josh

(43:40):
Charnold Cosby. Pat has been on a weight loss program
and it's he's it's it's very effective and he's.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
Dropped Peastain lowesome fatty peas stain will loses some weighty
he describes it.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
No, no, no, I The thing, the what happened is
you're now able to wear your old old wary what
was your nickname, fatty pea stain he called the peas stain.
He really bully pattern. You gotta keep him in his place.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
He has that whiplash mentality, doesn't he.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
No, Pats looks great, lost a lot of weight. You're
starting to look like Sean Connery in that submarine movie October. Yeah,
that's a great one.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Knock, who's there? Dish?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Dish? Who is Sean Conry? Well? Accept that if a
little variation, a little variation on the formula. Are we
checking in with you with respect to hell? Yeah? American
League Player of the Wild their wild card Tom. It's wild,

(44:51):
isn't it something?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Huh uh?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Tigers beat Cleveland two to one, the best of three.
Uh taric schoolbol for the Tigers struck fourteen. That's a lot.
Boston beat the Yankees three one in that series. The
Red Sox and the Yankees, they just don't like each other.
That blah blah, that series will never go away, exactly,
the blah blah blah series. The Cobs win. They beat

(45:15):
the Padres three to one, and Dodgers beat the Cincinnati
Reds Dammit by score ten to five. Show Hey Otani,
Hey Otani, thank you Tom.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
No, you're telling us Dodgers, Yankees and the okay?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah probably.

Speaker 10 (45:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Well we got some other ones to go through yet,
but we'll see. It'll be done. Otani hit two home
runs last night Game five of the w NBA Playoffs
between the Between Vegas and the Fever. Las Vegas wins
in overtime one of seven ninety eight. So now you
got the finals between Las Vegas and Pahonics. Some people

(45:52):
say Phoenix, but I say that's the Pahonics. It's a
dry heat finals, Yes, so solid. Yes, West Coast Time
Zone Series dry heat. You never been out there, yeah,
plenty of times Vegas. Yeah. I think it makes a difference.
I really do.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
When people say it's a dry heat, it's absolutely different than.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
A Chick and I. Chick and I were in Vegas
one day. It was one hundred and seven. We got married,
and we decided we were going to walk to this restaurant.
Wow yo, yeah it was you know how it went.
He decided we should walk, so we fat Charlie didn't
want to walk. It's okay. I had to get my

(46:32):
steps in, Josh, sure, show there. And honestly, the black
the I don't know why they do this. In Vegas.
They covered the parking lots with the black tarth and
it would give as you'd walk. Yeah, it was insane.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
And Vegas is one of those cities where you go, oh,
the the what the hell's that space needle looking thing there? Beer,
the FAA bifle tower, No, THETT thank you. Yeah, the stratosphere.
It's like, oh, there's a stratosphere.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
We can walk to that. Yeah, it's six miles away. Yeah,
what is it? What is it about that? All of
the hotels seem like that?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
You want to walk to the Luxor Shore, yeah, Caesar. Yeah.
And the and the arm pits. The arm pits are soaked.
You've had have turned down forty hand bills. No. I
don't want to go see be ver Maania, thank you, sir.
I don't know. I saw a beaver maidia on ice.
I don't want to see this one on rollers skates. Yeah,
you're right. Do they still have nudes on ice? I

(47:27):
hope not nudes on ice? That's that who would find
that interesting or sexy. I mean, go, wait a minute,
I think it'd be to say you went to nudes
on ice. That's the only reason to go, not to
go while this really turns me on. But I know
who's sitting around. Hey, Marty, I've got an idea. We'll
have naked girls or on skates. Have you been to Vegas?

Speaker 4 (47:48):
I have been.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Have you been to Thunder down Under? Isn't that the no?
I didn't go?

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Unfortunately?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Proly it's very fun. Do you like the boy dancer thing? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
What's the show that's going on that they have now
out there? That's the boy dancer show.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
For a while, maybe it was a magic mic thing.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah, that is that still running out there.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
One of them is closest.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
That's what I thought. Thank you. I knew you would know.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
See the Wednesday two pm. It's okay, perfect, that's when.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
The dancers are very very I didn't know you're on Kevin.
I thought you were into Ryan Still okay, I know
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
A back to the sports desk. What did Ryan do?

Speaker 5 (48:30):
He didn't look at me during the foot loose number?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
That is so Ryan. Well, we've got a fat Bear
week winner that's right, and here's our drum roll. I
forgot to get the drum roll? Oh we got I
got you. I'm sorry. Here perfect sound effect? Wait and
then I can probably find how about this one? Wait
a minute, this might work? No, you know how much

(48:58):
you like that which starts with a drum roll?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Here?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Oh wait a minute, I got to get it up
for the horn stab. Oh sorry? Do you have just
a plaine drum roll?

Speaker 9 (49:08):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (49:08):
I have this?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
That's goods with your fat bear so in. The winner
is thirty two chunk. Yeah, crowned Fat Bear champion of
Alaska's Brooks River. I'd like to thank Salmon and Dave too.

(49:35):
Have you guys known now? Salmon Dave is so good?
There has to be a DJ. There has to be
a There has to be a bad radio show that
calls itself Salmon Day, and it's like a guy named
Steve Fish and Dave Barker, the Salmon Dave. If there's
not a guy in an Alaska named Salmon Dave, why not?

(49:59):
The competition draws in tens of thousands of votes and
lasted a week.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Hold on, I'm coming. Top five songs for me? Oh
it's good from Sam and to David, Yeah, that is
a good one.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Chunk beat out rival eight five six. Oh, that's a
terrible name. Right in the final polling ninety six thousand,
three point fifty to sixty three thy seven to twenty five.
The organization that runs the livestream cameras at Katmai National
Park Authorities posted this announcement, All hail the new king
of Brooks River. Chunk, the Hunk, the Chunkster, thirty two Chunk,

(50:38):
those those are all good nicknames. The bear's been trying
to fatten up by gorging on salmon before hibernating for
the winter. That's why I think voters instructed to choose
the bear you believe best exemplifies fatness and success in
brown bears. I'd like to thank my wife. She's very thin.
She's a chubby chaser. Blms to me, no thin shaming,

(51:02):
cut it out. I'm not. Chunk is a male bear
described as very large. There is oh wow, ro he
weighs uh twelve hundred pounds fat fat. Let's say you're
some guy out there who weighs twelve hundred pounds. You

(51:26):
know he has anybody ever as a human being ever
weighed more than a thousand, sure, and lives one of
those show my seven hundred pound life. Yeah, you'll see
him at the post office getting weighed. That's right. They'll
see him down at the feed store getting up on
the truck. How that's awful.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Well, there's obviously some mental things going on there.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Yeah, I mean, but a thousand, No, that wasn't wouldn't
you just drop dead? Your body doesn't care for it.
There's no way this is a So being twelve hundred
pounds of being a bear is okay, And being called
Chunk the Hunk isn't fat shaming. Chunk has a distinctive
scar and a broken jaw, which is healing but never
expected to return to normal. He brought you're concerned with
fat shaming? Yeah? When did that? Imposing?

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Thank you Tom.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
He has a broken jaw because he opened his mouth
one too many times. You say the wrong thing to
the wrong person. Shut up, Chunk the Hunk. That's a
great nickname the bear world. How would you do in
the bear world? I don't think you do. I would
be a grizzly obviously, Is that right? Comes with the name,
Oh Griswold grizzly? Yeah? Does it Griswold mean bear in

(52:42):
the woods. No, no, it means something the gray woods
or something. Let's just say it means bear in the woods.
Let's go with that. That sounds a little more kind
of macho than the woods that are gray. What's coming
up in sports? Guinness World Record? That stinks on ice?

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Oh it does because we had a fun banana car
one yesterday.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
We got to get that banana car here. But are
we working on that? I think we should say hello
to the banana car guy again until he comes in
brings his banana car. And the banana car it looks
like a giant banana, of course, and it seats four,
but there is one in back of another. Yeah, I
can't wait for right. It's so cool. The engineering on
it's perfect, the way he set the seats up. It
looks and it looks really cool. Yep. You remember the

(53:26):
name of the vanity plate banana two, banana three, banana flour,
the longest plate you've ever seen? The plate. No, the
plate is just split. Do you remember we did established
that the banana split the most overrated of desserts. I
we had different opinions. Some people like that it can
be a little chaotic. You get the strawberry out of here,
is what I heard.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
No, you don't still want any fruit on my ice cream?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Really? Oh no, no that's wrong. Sorry, you're kind of right.
I think now you're completely wrong. Strawberry you want on it? Strawberries?
I don't even want to fruit deliver in my banana?
How about this racist? I want to straight you're a
I strowberry? That's right? Anything right? Okay? Coming up, we
have the most expensive regress saying I can't, I can't,

(54:13):
I want to give it away. We also have another
highway crash nobody hurt, that's the good news good And
a really cool story about horses that I really enjoyed
that you will probably not like. And a great dog
story and the dog story you used to play water
polo but your horse round No, oh tragic, just tragic,
got to keep his head up. Okah, Okay, it's all

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to get a little taste of rum. Sorry I was

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talking in my dog voice. I didn't hear that. I
didn't you. My little dog doungee. I have to, I
have to. I have to beat all the other dogs.
Needs a lot of discipline. He does. I always call
him little man. All right, little man, sit? But he's
mostly poodle, so he's smart.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
He sits right.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Oh that doesn't that doesn't sound like did you your
dog voice? That's that's the good boy dog voice when
I'm talking, when I'm talking to mister Fletcher. Mister Fletcher,
you were a good boy today, weren't you?

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
And do you want to go outside? Not particularly we're
going outside. I don't want to go outside. We're going
outside where you are? Have you had anything to eat today?
I've never eaten? What's your favorite lydat steak? I'm sorry, Di?
Did you complete your introductions?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I didn't do any Okay, go ahead. I at the
news desk at Cheryl Lastley. Hello, there's Jess Hooker. Hi, ladies. First,
of course, anybody noticed anything about the colors?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
I did right away.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
It's great. I mean it's you've got like three shades
of pink, which I believe is the tie full of
a porn movie. No, it's Kat Tounstell's record. Okay, okay,
katunl great recording. Great, he's pretty good. Yeah, the ladies
are wearing pink.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Pink.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
And it's good to see you, Jess.

Speaker 11 (58:13):
Good to see you.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
You've been doing such such good work.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Lately, I have lately.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Did you hear finally, did you hear that somebody wrote
a letter that said that Jess should open up her
own uh store and sell the stuff that Tom Over
orders on. It would be called dollar Griswold. Okay, and
you could need shoelaces. We got them, Oh.

Speaker 12 (58:37):
Okay, all that's yeah, the extra there's a lot of
extra stuff around here though. There's you have a toy box.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
I have a toy box.

Speaker 12 (58:44):
Just he brings in stuff for.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
His We could do a charity what do you call it?
Garage sale?

Speaker 7 (58:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Yeah, like did that my new spoons come in? Yet?
They're inconveniently shallow plastic spoons. They've got them, No, we have.
We have like six thousand.

Speaker 12 (59:01):
We have a lot of different kinds of spoons.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
And then I inadvertently ordered one hundred black shoelaces.

Speaker 11 (59:07):
But it is soup season soon, so we have plenty
of soup spoons.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
They're probably super kitchens that wouldn't mind some freezing, you.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Know what, You're so kind, but no, no, so the
ones that I can't stand, these little teeny tea spoons.
You don't want to be having chili and you can
barely get any bean in it.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
You know, I.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Don't think there are a lot of fusy soup eaters
that the soup kitchens. And that's a Barbie spoon forget
one bean on it. Let me real quick question, miss Hooker,
since you are the food person here, the so called foodie,
which is a word I don't particularly care for, but
but you are. You're a sophisticated chef and you have

(59:49):
a much more sophisticated path, much more a much more
sophisticated palette than any of the philistines A point phill,
A yes or no question? Chili beans or no?

Speaker 13 (01:00:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Oh yes? You like beans in your chili?

Speaker 11 (01:00:06):
I don't particularly, but I think that's what makes it
a chili.

Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
My thing is with beans and animal protein, that's where
it upsets your stomach. Josh and I have had this
conversation before.

Speaker 14 (01:00:17):
When you when you can buy those two, when you
combine two different when you can bind a plant protein
and a meat protein, that's what causes the gas in
your stomach.

Speaker 12 (01:00:26):
That's usually what causes the discomfort from the chili.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
But isn't true, child, isn't it true chili without beans?

Speaker 11 (01:00:35):
I don't, Oh no, I don't I think it true.
Chili is no noodles.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Yeah, yeah, no, if you add noodles, it's a totally
different thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
It is.

Speaker 11 (01:00:43):
Yeah, you just have a pasta dish.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Now say I'm sorry, Cincinnati. No, don't put on I'm
a Buckeye right down to my socks. No spaghetti and chili.
I'm sorry. I love that I have large.

Speaker 12 (01:00:55):
Elbow noodles on the side. If you would like to
add them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
To your chili.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I don't want to start the noodle argument again. Top
five Top five soups in the United States of America.
Are you ready at chicken noodles?

Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
You know what is this? Is this of the can? Mushroom?
Is this in the can?

Speaker 12 (01:01:16):
Chicken velvet?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Number one soup in America? Coming at it? Number five
clam chowder. I like a good chowder. England. I want
New England. Path I want New England. Yeah, you can
keep the Manhattan, no kidding, Yeah, I'll take Manhattan. Manhattan
has more of a red has a tomato Number four

(01:01:38):
tomato tomato with grilled cheese. Absolutely with hot water. I can't.
You don't like tomato soup?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
It has its place, which apparently is in the number three,
number three, cream of mushroom.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Probably I'm guessing that's most used in recipes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Nobody, Oh no, I agreed.

Speaker 14 (01:02:05):
No, everybody says the day before Thanksgiving, we have fresh
homemade mushroom soup, because I also use it to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Make the whole country?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Does that? Yes, that's thing. I would love that cream
cream often known as creep of mushroom. I promise you
if this were just soups being eaten by the bowl,
cream and mushroom does not make the top five. Do
you use it in your in your tuner noodle casserole?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Creama mushroom soup, if you'll shut up? Posularized by Campbell's
another pantry stable, widely used both on its own and
as a base for casseroles and other dishes. So that's
why it's top five. Josh correct number two. Just shut
up about correcting me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
We number two test to this mushroom soup situation.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
If I place Dable would have calm him down a
salmon kick and by I'm gonna blow your mind with
number two. All right, broccoli chatder boo wildly popular. You
don't care love broccoli, love cheddar not together interesting, separated
keep them separated. And number one chicken noodle, Wow, chicken

(01:03:21):
noodle soup, vegetable soups not in there, timeless, No, not
in the top five. Really well they didn't. They didn't
just serve a nursing homes. Yeah, what is it you
you skewed?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
What kind of a.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Get?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
No tato is stuck in my back when my head teeth.
I eat corn Showder, I can't even need it when
it's liquified. Now if that pos red buttons, I'm not
paying attention to the best soup to me corn Showder
number one corner shower. Absolutely, I'm with you. If I
go to a restaurant they have Cornshowder, I'm getting soup.

(01:04:03):
You just laugh at the true Just do you have
a friend It's just like it's like going down memory lane.
Do you have a friend who when they have an
interesting deficiant they send you a photo of it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
No, And a buddy of mine, Joe Murray, said, you know,
how are we not? Because he was convinced when the
when the the phone the camera phone came out, that
was gonna be the big thing. This is just gonna
be my buddies sending their and he goes somehow, we
as a society have all kind of silently agreed yes, okay, no, no, no,

(01:04:39):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
No no, there is still one.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
Do you hear you?

Speaker 14 (01:04:43):
Hear Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Just now say no, no, we're not doing that. No,
thank you. That's who my friend is. Who I don't
believe you. You don't. It's time to move from us
soup soup to nuts. That's right, world.

Speaker 13 (01:05:03):
A cafe in Dubai. Would you guys get mad at
me if I went to Dubai. No, I think it's wonderful.
It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
It's a technical marvel. Yes, I'll take a big suitcase,
so if they cut you up, they could.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Put you with it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I wouldn't mind that at this point. All right, quiet,
I don't know anything. You know. I watched a documentary
about the world's tallest building in Dubai, and I think
it's called Look at that the Empire sand building. It's
called the Spiral, And is that the one where they

(01:05:40):
that they have the trucks that have to empty the
The big problem is that the mechanics for the elevator
has takes up so much room. That was the big
engineering challenge. And is that the is that the one
that has no sewage. I just don't think so. One
of those really tall buildings there's no sewage, and it
just it just goes into trucksn the truck it away

(01:06:01):
every day gravity film what yeah, I don't think talk
about a dump truck. Honey, the dump truck joke did
not get the chuckles. That's all right, No, no, no,
it deserved it hardy laugh everyone, because he dump you see,
has two meetings.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
The more you talk about it, the more I think
you didn't care for them, and the more no, Hi,
I truly enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
And the more pictures he sends of those pictures. Cafe
and Dubai served up the world's most expensive cup. Oh
Coffee Roasters specially Coffee House has achieved the Guinness World
Record title with a coffee. A cup of coffee that
costs let's start.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
The bidding fifteen dollars seventy dollars sixty two.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Tom knows that's right, it's six hundred and eighty dollars
a cup.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Why the record breaking beverage a hand brewed v sixty?
Oh oh, well sixty fielder, what does that mean? You're
extremely were rare Panamanian Geisha beans. Ooh, Geisha beans sounds
like something something pink surrounded by They're labelly, squeezed, something

(01:07:21):
pink surrounded by something silk, silk geisha. Uh, it's from
the world renowned Hacienda Ezmaralda, of course, arm and Panama.
The coffee then poured into a bespoke Well, that's how
you want it, so that's right, threw a bicycle wheel,
that's right, and then handcrafted edo courico crystal glass from

(01:07:46):
Japan and served alongside a piece of tearramasou and chocolate
ice cream infused with those same geisha beans. Well, this
isn't a cup of coffee, then this is a whole dessert.
But I think how much was it? Again? I'm sure
sicks To make it seem a little bit less uptown.
They deliberately misspell your name in the cup when they
hand it to They don't want it to be too lofty.

(01:08:09):
By the way, you misspelled infidel. Yeah, very good, thank you.
That is not the most expensive cup of coffee. No, no,
what do you think isn't the cat dung or something?

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
No, when when I was in London this summer, there
was right down from our hotel was this coffee place,
and of course I went in there because they have coffee.
Oh wouldn't my favorite thing. And they had one that
was I want to say, it was like I took
a picture of the menu. It was like eight hundred
and ninety pounds, which is more than a thousand bucks.

(01:08:41):
And I asked the guy, one of the barissas, does
anybody ever get this? And he said, yeah, some guy
came in this morning and got it. It was actually
a little pot of coffee. And he said that when
the guy left he tasted it. It didn't taste special.
They also had that pat the stuff you mentioned that
civic cat poop stuff. There's a coffee that hooped out
by there's a coffee that I think, are they there's

(01:09:02):
some kind of exotic cat. We had one man. Yeah,
and they eat the beans and then they pooped the
beans out, which the idea is it takes some it's
some ridiculous thing. We would have to use a lot
of creamer and sweetener. Yeah, they washed the beans first.
That stuff was like seventy five bucks. Oh okay, but

(01:09:23):
it's completely ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
Any idea why that cup of coffee you saw was
so that little pot.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
It was from It was from some family in Japan
or something. I hack. I'll have to look at my
phone I took. I took a photograph of it. The
regular coffee was just like whatever, eight bucks, So I
don't know what the Let's say they had coffee named
Margot Robbie and she ate the beans. Wait a minute, minute,

(01:09:52):
Wait a minute, you're leaving any dollars I higher at
an auction that would be in the tens of thog,
no doubt.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Remember we had that Sydney Sweeney bath water and that
was like a sam I guess or something? Or was
that actually her water?

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Actually did it a scam?

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
I think she actually did it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Didn't we find out she did it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
How much did that go for? They weren't that expensive?
Were they twenty bucks a page?

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
How did it taste? So that's my next question. If
you buy Sydney Sweeney bathwater. They were selling it in
small bottles, what do you do when you get it?
Do you think people drink it or just.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
Well, in this case, they were infusing it into the soap. Yeah,
so but if somebody did, I bet there are only
fans models that sell their bathwater and I imagine some
garble it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Oh, the soap thing. I imagined that a specific part
of the body was probably focused on cheeks for it.
You think I think used panties are played at this point, right,
I mean out there, but that's never been a thing.
It's more that's seasonal because it's a sun tea. Didn't

(01:11:06):
we have didn't we have some pair of Russian brothers
who were selling women's panties and they took cans of
tuna and yes, it was just a dip and mail,
dip and mail. Whoa, Yeah, entrepreneurials some of those questions.
They were making pretty good livings there that they're all comedies. Well,

(01:11:27):
what's coming up? In sports? My breakfast? Okay? Coming up?
In news, we have what they claim latest dating trend.
I'll say no, but it's interesting and we'll find out
what that's all about. Coming up, we've got a great
dog rescue story, happy ending out of a Fort Wayne,
Indiana and I and I actually went down the wormhole

(01:11:49):
and found out something absolutely fascinating about Fort Wayne, Indiana
that I bet none of you There is no fort
There's no one named Blake Henry Blake is so far
wrong and wrong Ry.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
It involves.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
O Bleak Manner Genitalia. Oh, we will come back to
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(01:12:40):
there's Josh Arnold By there as consby. I am Chick McGhee. Hello, Tom,
Yes or no question? Once again for the ladies here. Nay,
candied apples, no, Miss Hooker, they.

Speaker 11 (01:12:58):
Have their place.

Speaker 14 (01:12:58):
I don't enjoy them, but you know, as a kid,
I had him caramel like I had to have to
have nuts on him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
They have to have nuts, Caramel.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Apples, caramel apples with nuts.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
Yeah, okay, what about candy?

Speaker 12 (01:13:09):
I don't know what the red ones I've never I've
never had.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
They're in the same category to me is remember those
giant lollipops when you were a kid. Oh god, I
can't wait to get one of those. You get him
and it's a real disappointment.

Speaker 12 (01:13:24):
Right now though, is a popcorn bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
I love cotton candy. Cotton candy always, always cotton candy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
The hell out of some cotton.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
The dentist's best friend. Why is a fat, fat, fat,
fat fat kid. I would get it. I would go
to the fair, get a caramel apple and eat all
the caramel off and throw the apple away.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
I saw a kid a Golden Corral once take some
cotton candy and put it under the chocolate fountain. They
just did take it. Oh my god, and he looked
as happy as anybody I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Good, I want to go, dude, enjoy that now. Yeah,
because in a little while that's you won't even believe
you did that.

Speaker 11 (01:14:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Your brain can't you your head can't handle it. They
can't get apples. I don't know. They looked great, but
they just weren't.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Yeah, stuff doesn't work.

Speaker 11 (01:14:17):
Yeah for me, But they're kind of decorative now I
guess I would have.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Well now I want to move
forward here.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
Well, real quick, we were talking about seventies slang, tom
yes and the phrase right on. Some people can get
away with using it, other people can't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Oh, right on.

Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
This letter writer says, I've been saying right on since
the seventies. I usually say right on instead of you're welcome.
That comes to us from bird Dog. Bird Dog absolutely
says right on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
That guy's nickname is bird Dog. Yeah, it's great. Yeah,
he can get away. I can't get away with saying
right on. There's a topic seventies.

Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
It's how you say it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
I think you just got to throw it away.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
It's the source right yet, focus on? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
right on.

Speaker 11 (01:15:04):
Just say it as leisurely as you can.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Right on, Yeah, lingered on it. Yeah, I can't do it.
Oftentimes you're tempted it right on, my man? Yeah you
do that, my man, fifty grand Yeah, No, I just
can't do it. I can't get away with it. I'll
try it maybe this weekend. I'll get the shot. How
are you doing right on?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
I think it's going to get really good if you
think about it. Really hard for a couple of days.
It's really going to be very chill.

Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
I asked you to do one particular story, but I
want to switch gears here for a second. Can we
do the dog story because I have a sidelight to
the story that's absolutely fascinating. Yes, because we all love dogs.
They are good and this is this is this is
the story of a good boy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
It's a good boy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Did you find it?

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
I think so? Yeah. Animal control officers in Indiana rescued
a dog that was stuck in a tree. Fort Wayne.
Animal Control said the husky named Aurora, Yeah, had chased
a squirrel up a tree and climbed too high to
get back down on her own. Animal control officers responded
and used a catch pull, as well as a lot

(01:16:17):
of words of encouragement to help Aurora down the tree safely.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Aurora, blah blah blah.
Good doggy, Aurora. Yeah, and she's way up there. It's there.
There we go. You can see. We have a photograph
of it. She's not that high up there. Say the
cop is six feet tall. She's at least three times
Is that a police officer at least three times a

(01:16:42):
couple of them. As if we don't have a picture
we're looking at, is that the police squad? We'll look
at that doggy up there. I mean, this is the
end of days. We've got dogs that think they're cats.
Come on, uh, off the round. No, if that guy
is six feet tall, it's you can at least double him.

(01:17:04):
It's at least whatever. Oh, that guy's got food. Hang
on a second. You think we can out run that cop?
I do, yeah, but you get run out the weapon
his side arm. Oh, he can't get that side arm out.
That's Josh talking officer. When you kill, when he pulled,

(01:17:25):
you get pulled over? Come arrest me down snickers? J
I was doing. I was doing some I don't know
how I got down this wormhole. But the mayor of
Fort Wayne from nineteen thirty four to nineteen forty seven
was named Harry Balls with B A L l Z.

(01:17:47):
I believe b A A L s. Oh. I'm sorry,
B A L L S B A A L s apparent. Okay,
But there's con what team reports and how it's pronounced.
But I mean, can you imagine putting up the science
for Harry Balls or the headlines that vote for balls.

(01:18:10):
City wants Harry balls, but they vote for Harry Balls
as a vote for prosperity, talking about mature, oh boy
balls in every pot. I just thought that was pretty amusing. Yes, sorry,
the Balls family and Harry balls. And it may be

(01:18:36):
b A A L s. It could be pronounced what
do you think balls?

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Yeah, Harry when that's your last name.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Well, I don't know were people calling them balls? In
nineteen thirty four there was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
A hardware story in one of the first radio stations
in that city. The first radio stations were it was
butts hardware, butz but sure, they insisted pronouncing it butts, butts,
butts hardware, and it was plainly butts hardware. Yeah, butts
sounds like something you'd get at a bagel shop. I
have the butts in the bale butts. Yeah. So in

(01:19:13):
any of it, I'm glad the dog is safe. So
how did they get Aurora of the dog down out
of the tree. Good puppy because the tree when she
came down or did he eat it? Unbelievable. I'm pretty
sure he is. Guy Shood, come down here. Josh is
the one you're looking for. Officer you'll you'll be I'll
be easy to find. I'm I'm the fat guy. There's

(01:19:34):
an irony here you go. You're you're dressing up as
him for Halloween with a dog on a stick. Okay,
let's get to our road. We have a running gag
on the show Whatever we have an accident with an
automobile or a truck. Pat insists on playing a song
for absolutely insists, Yeah, I mentioned bird Dog earlier.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
I'm sorry, this will just take twenty seconds. And U
a writer thinks he knows bird Dog a new a writer.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
No kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
You guys asked.

Speaker 11 (01:20:02):
Bird were connecting listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
On the air.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
We might be might be reconnecting. Can you guys ask
bird Dog if he was in Westville prison and made
my tattoo look better?

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Specific I thought this was going to be worse. Courtney
would like to know Core Courtney. I like maybe Courtney
b vance male Courtney, So so bird.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
Dog, if that was you, if you were doing tattoo
clean up? Hey, right right on, prison, Let us know.

Speaker 11 (01:20:35):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
In the prison millieu, one can get away with right
on unless it's one of those really like country club prisons.
Isn't that the quickest way to get stabbed, to say,
prison Milieu, say that first day beating somebody up. All right,
I'm gonna shive that prick. Hang on a second, just
a second. I gotta stabs anyway, save me, save me,

(01:21:01):
someshed potatoes. Prison. I can't. I can't spaill us how
to be, but I know how to do it. Pat,
We're gonna have to wait for the story. I hope
we get a letter back that just from bird Dog.
All it says is, yes, cleaning up a tattoo in prison,

(01:21:21):
that's a trick. Yeah, yeah, you got to be. I mean,
but you don't have the the the the tools that
one needs to do proper tattooing. No, that would make
it a tattoo shop. Yes, why not just have a
tattoo shop in prison? Honestly?

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Yeah they have.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
They have a gym and a weight exactation.

Speaker 7 (01:21:42):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Why not have video rentals playing anything like.

Speaker 11 (01:21:47):
Because they're in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
May make it less like a prison. My pitch to
Shark Tank for prison Arby's, would there be with theres
all right? No, no, we're not doing tear drops. I
don't care how many people you gill That hard time
became real hard time. It ran out of beef and jedder.

(01:22:09):
I see when we come back, we'll try to get
the show back on the rails from the O'Reilly Auto
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Speaker 9 (01:22:16):
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Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to
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news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Jess Hooker, Kick, Josh Arnold,
Hi a Cosby, I'm chick Pigee. Hello Tom. I've got

(01:22:51):
more seventies nicknames if you'd like to hear them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Right on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Oh, I've got a letter concerning right on.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
You got it? Rite on?

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Yeah? Go right ahead?

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Is this is this r I G H T or
W R I T E. Oh no, this is this
is R I g ah. Okay, can we speculate for
the reason why bird Dog was in prison? Well, the
last line of this is I am sure Tom and
the lawyers will love this bit. I'm once again, we

(01:23:22):
had a letter from someone who calls himself bird Dog. Yes,
then we had a letter from someone said, is this
the same bird dog that I was in prison with
that fixed my tattoo? Right, So the odds are it's
a different bird dog. I'm guessing that it's not murder one.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
Okay, yeah, no. In fact, this this letter writer used
one of my favorite words. One of his guesses is vagrancy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Don't hear that? No, I think like a blue collar crime,
like a tax problem.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Like yeah, I was going like petty theft, oh, ceiling chips.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Yeah, I had a bad lawyer. Now we we were
talking about seventies slaying the miss Hooker. You're I think
you're conversing with most of it. If I say, hey,
ten to four, yeah, you know that means just how
about primo?

Speaker 12 (01:24:14):
Primo?

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
And I haven't heard that in a long time.

Speaker 12 (01:24:16):
I mean, I assume it means good or great, but
I have never heard anyone use that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Oh yeah, it's it was especially popular in the marijuana world.
Oh this is primo weed.

Speaker 11 (01:24:27):
Okay, sure that sounds right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Primo, Yeah, good stuff. Or you might say, hey, that
new Mustang is a primo ride.

Speaker 11 (01:24:34):
Okay, I like that?

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Yeah, And I mentioned I think this is really from
the sixties. The term groovy, yeah, which it's really hard
to make groovy work. Can we find that song?

Speaker 15 (01:24:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
We are finally God.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
That that is?

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
That's one of those songs. It's like it begins great
and then gets really sappy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
You know, there's a cover that's even better because it
kind of leaves out a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
I love that Groovy again. There's that awful Simon and
Garfunkle song feeling Groovy. It's a really good song. Isn't
that a Baracci version? It's a fantastic this is this
is the other one. Baseline is so great depending who
is this?

Speaker 7 (01:25:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
At me?

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Does it get crappy right here?

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Now that's part song right that it becomes up with people.
This is Friend and Lover the groups called Love.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Now the version I like, thank you? This is a
version you like?

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Man, well I like that version too. While you're looking
at yes, yes, please.

Speaker 12 (01:26:00):
I don't like groovy. I will I'll judge you if
you use it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Sis. I don't think I've ever heard somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Then you haven't met Keith Well Dear Bob and Tom
Show long time listener, Yeah, key. For years, I have
been attempting to bring back groovy. I say it many
times a day. It is not catching on. However, I
am committed. I will keep saying it. It's never going

(01:26:27):
to make fetch happen. Isn't it a shame that Keith
presenting it that way sounds like a cool guy, But
if he's the one trying to use groovy, like, what's
this weirdos problem? Right?

Speaker 12 (01:26:38):
Yeah, he's like in his office and he just said,
if you heard him groovy, I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
I love it for him and his office mate. It's
gonna be so like, what a fun He's just causing
so much fake stir.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
I think you can get away with it. The you
know Jim Jarmish the filmmaker, Sure, you probably know Jarmush,
John Moush. Can you do the fandango? Jim? I saw?
And I was ready interview with Jim and he, uh, Jimmy,
he used it, of course, but he's so incredibly hipp

(01:27:12):
and he's wearing sunglasses being interviewed indoors. Yeah, he goes, yes,
stay empathetic and stay groovy or something. This should be
the next Knives Out movie. Somebody using groovy in the
office and everybody plots to kill him, and then Daniel
Craigs solve the mud. This becalled something like some super

(01:27:33):
rich guy could get away with anything. Of course, you
know Elon Musk groovy. Yes, sir, you're gonna You're gonna go,
You're gonna buy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
It with him?

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
No kind did because he's also eccentric, so I think.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
He might be trending down. Actually, but yeah, how about
Bill Gates? Could he get away with it?

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
This new computer get away with cheating on his wife?
Why would got away with that?

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Right on?

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
How did I do that?

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
One wasn't as good, but right the other?

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
You know, Bill Gates is packing weird guy. I think
he's got like an He got like an Arnold Palmer
Hamma condo, a twelve inch disc if you will hard
drive Pat? What about what happened to that song? Oh
we have to have the setup. I'm sorry, Shara is
getting ready for the setupra.

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
I thought that song was written for me when I
was a child. Even though they're saying Sarah, yeah, but
my family saying that fleetwood.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Okay, I'm sorry. What do we have over there?

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
Okay? So a crashed semi truck littered a California highway
in cans and kegs of beer a uh huh. According
to the California Highway Patrol, the crash occurred on the
two ten freeway in the Irwindale area. Video from the
scene shows cans of you are strewn across the roadway
as crews tried to clean the metal kegs off the freeway.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
Ah, and we have a so called running gag? Is
that correct?

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Running?

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
A bit or tired writing? Emphasis on gag now, but
if you see the there are literally there are kegs
rolling in the highway. So what have you got for us?

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Could you?

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
Could you set that up at disconnected? He's actually an
I know, well we had with a thing going ahead,
started up again.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Here we go. I got it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:38):
Thinking about a piece of ass trucking down the road.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Spent a while, I.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Got hey load.

Speaker 15 (01:29:52):
Speaking of loads, I'm hauling push and bud light to
turn too fast, water side.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
California Highway soaked in SuDS.

Speaker 6 (01:30:10):
I wanna laugh you this cakes in cases, piste off faces.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
I want to joke you and wasted buds. My boss
is gonna blow I know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:28):
Because I've speeding tickets and parking fines. Policemen said, I
reeked of wine, took a breathalyzer.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
I'm in the clear. Now, what about all this wasted beer?
Wasted beer?

Speaker 6 (01:30:47):
Dude, dude, dude, it's not three brew.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
I think this has gone on too long. Thank you
very much, welcome, Thank you. Rhyming details at this point,
loaded with facts. Uh, rolling kegs sounds like a like

(01:31:17):
the name of a roller derby team or an event
at the Alcoholic Olympics. Well, it's the Keg roll. Have
you ever gone to a roller derby? It's it's pretty Yes,
it's real fun. Yeah, I loved it. Are they still
doing it? Just strong the corner? I think so. Yeah.
The one I went to was great. It reminded me

(01:31:39):
of walking into a Melissa Etheridge concert. Uh, they have
their fan base, but it was great. It was really
it was really fun. I highly recommend the rollers felt
right at home. You know that, did we have? We
had some of the roller gals in here. Yeah? Yeah, Now,
I really loved that. That was really fun. Coming up,

(01:31:59):
we have any coming up? We have an unusual fall
treat if you will, oh, good cider. Kind of in
a sort of very odd way, we get to this,
which is what we try to do most of the time.
I did want to fuck thank and say hello to
and congratulations to James May. James Mason. I thought it

(01:32:24):
was Jimmy Spring. You know it's James May. We could
call him James Mason.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
James James.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
My name is Captain Nera. He's from Jackson, Michigan. Is
the place above the sea on land. James May of Jackson, Michigan,
Home of the prison.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
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Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
He was the only person that got fifteen out of
sixteen games last week, so he's our winner. He wins
a five hundred dollars e gift card Steven Singer Jewelers.
And you could win one this week game. Let's see
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pick the winners. That's all you gotta do. You could
win that great pick your nose and pick us a winner.

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except not for this show. It's one of our classic topics. Really,
Plus we have a sailing in the news, so I'm
very excited about that. We are in the Oreli Auto
part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Scheryl lastly
at the news desk. Hello's Pat Godwin. Hi, Jess Hooker, Hello,

(01:35:19):
I have a letter. There's Josh Charno. It's October first,
and I have a confession. I am a straight male
who loves the movie Hocus Pocus. I think are a minority.
I'm chick McGee. Did you make it through Wicked? I
didn't watch Wicked.

Speaker 12 (01:35:37):
Oh I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
I didn't make it through Barbie. I'm ashamed to admit it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:41):
But that that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Was the worst movie ever, not my wicked witch.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
I'm sorry. Where we're Bob Dear Bob and Tom show.
Correct me if I'm wrong, says Chad. Wasn't it Tom?
We were talking about the top favorite five five in
the United States? Yeah, top five soups. Yes, broccoli Cheddar
was on the list, right, Correct me if I'm wrong.
But didn't Tom shut down a restaurant just based on
broccoli cheddar soup alone? Correct? Yeah, you're absolutely correct. They

(01:36:12):
did fold. I just they would. We would eat there
all the time, and they they had one excellent soup
and then they would rotate it with the not so
excellent soup. They were all, why couldn't he gives a
salad on that day? Anyway, I'm there, and I wanted
the other.

Speaker 11 (01:36:28):
One because he's busy making the waitresses cry.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
You know, you know, like Broderick Crawford.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
I know you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
You look like Steve Buscemi in a wig. I wasn't
in a NASCAR driver though, But yeah, she looked exactly
like Jimmy Spencer. He said, he said, you look exactly
like NASCAR driver Jimmy Spencer. He went the whole hog.

Speaker 11 (01:36:54):
Was it a big lunch? Were you all there and
watched it?

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
In my defense, did she not looked just like Jimmy Spencer? Well, yes,
I can't tell her. I'm looking at him now, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:37:08):
What looks like.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
She she quit and no one ever heard from her again.
I was at a lunch with Tom. Oh my god,
Tom looked just like that. That's a full faced. The
punchline to this broccoli cheddar story is that that same restaurant,
it turned out to be Bob's favorite soup. So Tom
got a banned, and Bob and you guys I didn't

(01:37:29):
get it banned. It suggested the chefs that they might
have they might try to make something that it was edible.
I love broccoli. I just it's just not my thing.
This from Trucker Charlie. Thank you, Charlie. Ten four, he said, okay,
thank you. Uh. Congratulations once again to James May of Jackson, Michigan.
And he won himself that five hundred dollars E gift

(01:37:50):
card to Steven Singer Jewelers. And we got another one
coming up this week for a Week five of the
NFL season. And all you got to just pick the winners.
Go to Bob and Tom dot com Lash contest. Get
those picks in. Come on, so far only the boys
have won. What are you waiting for? Ladies? Come on, ladies,
you want a taste of this. Come on, let's have
some guy help you with it. Groovy anyways? Uh check

(01:38:14):
it out at to Baba Toom dot com slash contest.
Right on, Tom, you he does? You know, he thinks
he's doing this comic, but that's exactly what he wants
to do. I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:25):
It makes me think that when he was a young boy,
he would do that in his room practice being Yeah,
tell what else is happening today? Well, we have a
very exciting lune.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
But because I was a ventriloquist, I thought you're a
would work both. I had three dumb that's an act.
You'd make your own dummies out of wood. No, no,
but no, but I did not make my own dummies,
but I did have I had three dummies. How did
you get at throwing your voice? That's kind of a
not really what happens? You don't actually understand you know

(01:38:56):
what I'm I did? Great? See, look, I list at
all decent. I have to practice. That's it's hard. There
are certain sounds hard to get out.

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
I think one of the keys is distracting the audience
while you have to hit some of those m's and p's.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
But then the but the aspect of it that I
still practice is when I talk to my dogs, it's
always an argument.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
You know, it's hard for you to say, I'm going
to give you a raise. You have a real hard
time getting those words out.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
I don't know if it's the lips. Also, he has
some trouble with I'm sorry you have trouble. I appreciate
all that you've given. Right, that was a good mother.
Yeah right, let's see. Now, let's check in with Chera lastly.
She's sitting in for Christie Lee some of the time.

(01:39:41):
And we certainly appreciate your being here. And I must say,
it's so nice to look up and see two ladies
in the room with us, and it just dawned down.
Now I just realized something.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Yeah, we have.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
Oh that's right, we have a script. I forgot about
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no know something
we don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:40:07):
I don't I know.

Speaker 14 (01:40:08):
We all know what happened the last time he gave
the girls the script a whore. Thank you pat if
you want to get on.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
My goods uncomfortable? Yes, this is which one was that
it was something.

Speaker 14 (01:40:18):
About ladies vaginal rejuvenation and we're shoving things places and
no we're not doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Sort of purse or something you and I joined, than
you're not something about a soft mouse. I forgot what
I want.

Speaker 11 (01:40:33):
I haven't been here long, but I don't know how re.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
Litigious you are.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
I don't care about your religion.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
Time people. If somebody has brought up whether or not
I have a lawyer, and I do.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Okay, Well, would you like to do today in history?

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
Much better idea?

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Because we did yesterday in history today. I haven't looked
at it. We did yesterday in history day, and I
don't want to do today.

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
Which also do tomorrow in history? Do we have sexy time?

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Today?

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
We do what?

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
We don't have the board? I think we do. You
never look at the board anyway, board broke.

Speaker 12 (01:41:08):
We have a green sheet Wednesday the board broke.

Speaker 11 (01:41:12):
Act like you guys have been here before.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Okay, today and this is well, so much for my big,
my big touchdown celebration. Uh today Industry October first, This
is a hard one to pronounce. Born in Na, born
right right on empathy eighteen eighty one, born William Bowing. No,

(01:41:35):
it's Boying. Oh he went by billy boying. Billy Boying
wouldn't be making aircraft, he'd be What did Bowing start
off doing? Was it aircraft? Paper, airplane?

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
Or is it one of those things where they started
off making bicycles clock pieces and then they became Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
It's a fair question.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
I think he well, what kind of is he started
his career career as a billy boying and he was
made rubber balls and boomerangs. When you want a rubber ball,
get a Boying ball. It ain't if it ain't a
ball ball.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
A question this is for miss Lastly born nineteen ten,
Bonnie Parker.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Who is it?

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
A vaudeville actress?

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
None?

Speaker 11 (01:42:23):
Yeah, Bonnie and Clyde.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Yes, Bonnie and Clyde. She had a killer body. You
ever see a picture no killer holes? Yeah, she must
have been beautiful for the time. Yeah, she's not. In
the famous movie she's portrayed by faded away at her
at her finest, which was a sea at past what?

(01:42:48):
Oh ah, you're so Picky run Away, beautiful, gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (01:42:54):
There was a porn star named Faye Runaway, which I
found troubling.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
That is, that is truly off the location. Being her
manager sat her down and tried to talk her out
of it, or it was his idea. I'm guessing that
you could go with daddy issues or let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Born in nineteen twenty the great actor Walter Mathow All
time for the best. You know more than I'm gonna
say in my life. A dozen times people have said
I remind them of a younger Walter math Ow. You
guess you're timing. Yeah, okay, No, I'm a little jowelly.
Not physically no, no, okay, but no comedy, yeah no,

(01:43:38):
I would possibly maybe slightly husky. Phil Silvers, Oh my,
remember that morning you? One morning Tom said I reminded
him of a heavy dom Delaware, Delaware that was one
hundred pounds ago. He said that, He said that to me,

(01:43:59):
you've lost one hundred pounds. I don't know what you're
talking about. Okay, that may or may not be true.
I confess I can't do this one. Let's see nineteen
thirty five, Happy Birthday, Julie Andrews. I would like to
make a confession. As many movies as I've seen, I
have never seen the sound of music. It is pretty good.

(01:44:20):
My dad used to play the record and I hated it. So, oh,
your dad used to play the record? That's right? Did you?
And did you and Pats dad?

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
Ever? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Yes, you guys could be brothers, right? You never know.
He was probably in the closet, but since he was
in a wheelchair couldn't get out of it, I guess
Pat would lead. Then he's in the theater. He's a
fancy man, happy now, happy, fancy vest Born in nineteen

(01:44:50):
sixty three, Mark McGuire, the lead singer of Array of
Stewie and the Steroids. Still still loved in Saint Louis.
Kinda yeah, I'll watch the games. They still have big
macland out there and left field. Yeah. So will he

(01:45:10):
get in the Will they have a special division in
the Hall of Fame?

Speaker 5 (01:45:13):
Not too sure, I really, I kind of don't know
what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
But what would baseball experts say that without the steroids
he would have been well he already he was pretty
damn good.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
Yeah, he was part of the Bash Brothers with Conseco
and stuff. And I don't know that they were dabbling.
Well that's being kind then, but yeah, I still argue
that what he and Sosa did for baseball at that
time was really important.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
Steroid or not acquire Sosa bounds.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
People were fed up with all the strikes and then
all of a sudden that show began, and boy, yeah,
I don't mean strikes is in Yes, I missed swings.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
I think you.

Speaker 6 (01:45:50):
Job.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Actually the terrific comedian Zach dallafhan Akis born in nineteen
sixty nine is fun stage name, real name Zack Smith.
It's just hey, you want to stick out, don't you.
Can you imagine a young Zach gallifanak is starting out
in comedy at open mic nights. No one ever got
his name for Yeah, no, you just don't. You just

(01:46:12):
allow it to be butchered. But you've got to hand
it to him for sticking with it. Yeah. Brie Larson
Happy birthday, nineteen eighty nine. I've always found her a
cheesy actress. Oh, Bree, Bree, bless watch Hotez.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
I still to this day cannot watch him. One of
the finest performances in along years.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
When I watched that, I would say that in a theater.
I kept having to look at the exit sign. Oh yeah, really,
I'm not kidding, right that movie, They whoever did that
knew what they were doing. It's so Claustrophobia is good.
One of my favorites. Born in nineteen eighty. John Phillips SUSA.
Not nineteen eighty. What did I say? Nineteen eighty? Sorry

(01:46:55):
eighteen eighty excuse me, eighteen eighty sorry, or you're off
by one hundred John on Phillips SUSA. Well, I was
looking around for something I don't have it. Do you
know who John Phillips SUSA was. No, he invented the
Phillips screwdriver. Oh cool, which is vodka and orange juice? No,
it's it's it's milk of magnesia.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Hey, Charlie, here's the guy crapped in your tuba. That's
a great They had cold tilts. Yes, that's how I
tell you you, Yes, sir. John Phillips SUSA of course
was the famous band director, right wrote like March Militaire.

(01:47:39):
Anyone know any of this stuff? Of course? Yeah, any
of that, all of the oldie stuff in March. In
eighteen eighty he became the director of the United States
Marine Corps Band, and he also wrote Hard Day's Night.

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
A few people know that you invented the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
I stole the bass clarinet part to March Military. If
you'd like me to go, I'd love to hear that
dump dump dump dumb dum dump dumps in the street
doing that. Okay, let's see. Uh Ford unveils the Model
T in nineteen oh eight for eight hundred and twenty
five dollars. Do not do a deep drive alone anything, Okay,

(01:48:20):
how about this? This is happy news. The Beach Boys
released their first single in nineteen sixty one. It was
called Surfing and if you listen to that, you'll go
heard it. It's awful, It's awful. How did that become
their first hit? I don't know how much of a
hit that was, sir. I mean, so they got to
start somewhere, Yeah, but they would they would get very good.

(01:48:41):
And I always say this about the Beach Boys. Enjoy
the music. Don't read about anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:48:46):
You're always telling us ugly facts about people. Why are
they excluded from this?

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
Who the Beach Boys? Because it's just just it's better
just listen to the tunes. Yeah, I'm away with Henry
Ford enjoy the car. I let our listeners enjoy your
comedy without me inserting personal asides about the way you look, feel, think,
act or talk.

Speaker 6 (01:49:11):
You know. Ryan Wilson, he did write surfing in the beginning.
I don't know if you know this or not. All right,
he wrote Surfing, Surf's Up, Surf City, Surfer Girl, and
Surf in USA, even though he wasn't a surfer himself.
He wanted his music to evolve beyond the theme of
just surfing, so he told his bandmates bandmates about his
true passion and what he wanted to write about, and
that was food.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
He was a big food he like Jesses. I know
she doesn't like that word. He loved eat. This inspired
him to write this song, which was never released.

Speaker 6 (01:49:38):
I like everything this restaurant makes, but my favorite is
lobster tail and steak, surf and turf.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
I really love that surf and turf.

Speaker 6 (01:49:48):
Hey, I skipped the salad and the fancier dirves and
get right to the surf and turf.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (01:49:58):
I also like the Wikipedia you read at the beginning
of it. Well, I hadn't gone over in a while.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
No, it didn't sound like that at all serfs up
is a great song. Uh. Now coming up, we're gonna
I forgot we have time. It's Ali Breen coming up.
That's always fun. We always have we always we also
have coming up the special treat that I've been holding

(01:50:28):
back on headline e er doc reveals what is the
strangest thing removed from? I'll let you figure out the rest.
I'm guessing, but Alex is it botes stories? It's it's
from an episode you won't see on what's the Chicago

(01:50:48):
doctor story movies, Chicago med Is that it? Uh? I
know they've got like Chicago Fire, Chicago Yuh pet store
or Chicago It's from a doctor in Chicago, the watch
Chicago pet Store. Yes, the strangest thing removed from someone's
what do you got in snakes? We'll find out. How

(01:51:09):
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(01:52:35):
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Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Yes, if
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there's Pat Godwin. They chick Jess Hooker. Hi, there's out
How are you stinky? That's right, the man down, I'm chick.

(01:53:10):
Hello Tom, Hello, chick McGee. Coming up. It's going to
be sexy time with Ali Breen. I certainly look forward
to that. You have to have a come hither voice. No, No, yeah,
I think he does.

Speaker 11 (01:53:23):
I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
It's not it's not what you're saying. It's not sex time.
You actually have something. Yes, you're just nervous that you
won't be able to stop thinking about.

Speaker 12 (01:53:33):
What if I start.

Speaker 14 (01:53:33):
Dreaming about you heard her and then he and then
I and then we're standing in the green room together
and I'm like, oh my god, I'm so nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
She's all him and the cowboy hat. She's been on
record is saying, I can't stop looking at tomboy. It
was awkward at coming up. If you think the cowboy
hat was sexy coming up? Is it next week or oh? Yeah,
next week we're doing.

Speaker 11 (01:53:58):
Do you want to tell him?

Speaker 1 (01:53:59):
Do you want to tell oh, well, that's a good idea. No, no, no,
no you don't. That's okay, And surprise for you this one.
Trust me five baby in jass please that I mean,
just just the chaos maniac and me would just live

(01:54:20):
on such no I asked Pat to do it. How's
that going? By way? Okay, let's move forward here, let's
see we already covered this. It's time to check in
with the SIOLAC Insurance news desk, where you've got Sharah lastly,
uh sitting in for Christy Lee who was in the UK.

(01:54:43):
All right, now, what have you got over there?

Speaker 4 (01:54:45):
All right, we've got an er doctor reveals what the
strangest thing removed from someone's butt was The butt, Yeah,
the butt. Chicago emergency room physician is sharing one of
the more unusual cases from his career. Doctor Ken Oyasu,
who has worked for years in emergency medicine, said that
people often ask him about the strangest thing that he

(01:55:07):
has ever had to remove from a patient. His answer,
a full size Yankee candle still in.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
Its jar that that is massive massive. That's about at
about a softball in diameter as big around as one
of those yetty cups, one of those standleyeah right here
like that. Yea, that's about that. Maybe a little work
bigger than that. How do you do you have to Well,

(01:55:39):
you have that. They don't have a point end, do they?

Speaker 2 (01:55:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
So it's quite blunt.

Speaker 4 (01:55:45):
I mean unless you use. Some of them have like
a little lid with like a knob, like a glass.

Speaker 5 (01:55:50):
Imagine if the lid were included.

Speaker 4 (01:55:53):
I don't think that's going to help.

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
But the best is you have to come so this this, this,
this doctor in Chicago has removed a full Yankee candle
from someone's rear. And here's the best part.

Speaker 4 (01:56:04):
The doctor added that the particular candle in this case
was pumpkin spice scented.

Speaker 1 (01:56:10):
I have those. I have those right now, not in
my butt.

Speaker 4 (01:56:14):
Yeah you should, should you promise.

Speaker 6 (01:56:19):
The show.

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
I'm wondering if if the New York Post decided to
release this story now just because it was pumpkin spice,
maybe yeah, maybe has this been Maybe they got the
story this summer they talked to the doctors. Wait an
wait a minute, Johnson, hold up, it's it's it's seasonal.

Speaker 4 (01:56:37):
It's like double they're warning the they're warning the public,
but they're also like, but also, it's pumpkin spice season.
Get into it.

Speaker 11 (01:56:43):
They make seasonal douches.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:56:47):
I guess you're the only person I could ask.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Isn't there one called Summer's Eve?

Speaker 11 (01:56:53):
That's the brandy.

Speaker 1 (01:56:57):
Is your morning. It's kind of like a fireplace the holidays,
pine and chocolate chip co vanilla. But I mean Pat
Song has the douche that smells like pumpkin spice. That's right, Yeah, pumpkins.
H's not how it's sun that's the right key. Yeah,

(01:57:25):
I mean nothing says fall like pumpkins spice. And ain't
a leakage?

Speaker 2 (01:57:30):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:57:31):
That's really this guy? Really and we're assuming it's a guy.

Speaker 11 (01:57:35):
Yeah, we know it's a guy.

Speaker 4 (01:57:36):
That's yeah. I don't think it's sad whether I think.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
I would, but you would have to work up to that,
but I would guarante you absolutely.

Speaker 12 (01:57:46):
What do you mean you guys are always sticking stuff
up your butte.

Speaker 5 (01:57:50):
Maybe he was constipated and he thought it would act
like one of those ear candles.

Speaker 12 (01:57:55):
You like, the butt candle.

Speaker 10 (01:57:58):
How do you.

Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
I mean, and also I just do you guys have
like visuals? Right now? How did he make this happen?

Speaker 5 (01:58:06):
I think he's starting. He started with a salt shaker.
You know you not the same night though, like right? No, no,
you sleep with like a salt shaker in Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
Do you stars?

Speaker 5 (01:58:18):
When porn stars do those scenes, they will have a
plug in for hours before.

Speaker 12 (01:58:23):
Well there's yeah, but they have stretchers that come in
different size.

Speaker 11 (01:58:27):
But I guess this size.

Speaker 4 (01:58:28):
Feels so different, like this size feels this is Yeah,
it's unsafe.

Speaker 1 (01:58:32):
I have I have a pair of shoe stretchers.

Speaker 14 (01:58:35):
Well, they have those for your vagina and your which
did you know that no other country uses those except US?

Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:58:43):
Because in other countries they're considered barbaric.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, it seems like vagina stretchers.

Speaker 12 (01:58:48):
Vagina stretcher.

Speaker 4 (01:58:49):
Yeah, I don't think that's there.

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
They are. They aren't post Fellows looking for the opposite.
I mean, are you talking about speculums, no, doctor, No.

Speaker 14 (01:58:57):
I'm talking about imagine like a dildo, but they come
in different sizes and you make them like and you
you just keep sticking things up there until it stretches
it out.

Speaker 4 (01:59:07):
For the sexual Yeah, yes, the behind.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Oh I knew about the Yeah yeah, yeah, that's okay. Yeah,
yeah about that.

Speaker 7 (01:59:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
So it's kind of like those Russian eggs, right, yes,
nesting dolls. Yeah, in any question, eggs, I'll never look
at a Yankee candle the same way. And by the way,
if my name ever is Kenji, I'm going to insist
my last name is run. I do no kidding Kenji, well,

(01:59:36):
doctor Kenji, oh Yasu, congratulations? You know I do what
call center? Does he work?

Speaker 6 (01:59:43):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Tell me I'm wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:59:46):
You are wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
You are Let's squeeze in one more story. What have
you got over there?

Speaker 2 (01:59:52):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:59:52):
This is the the dating, the new information about the dating.

Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
And I don't buy this this being new. Well, you're
the way you date, in the way humans date. Would
you like to come by my place and pick up
a house watch me walk my dog? How would that be?

Speaker 4 (02:00:10):
I mean, that's kind of hot right now with all.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
Ai you know, I guess it's the term is new,
I guess, but.

Speaker 4 (02:00:16):
Yeah, I've never heard this term before. The Internet has
a new term for singles who over promise in their
dating profiles, biobating. According to a pay pull by the
dating app WISP nearly two thirds. I've never heard of
that dating app?

Speaker 7 (02:00:34):
Have you no?

Speaker 1 (02:00:34):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:00:35):
Nearly two thirds of singles admitted to feeling let down
after meeting someone who didn't live up to their dating profile.

Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
I mean, isn't that sort of from day one lying
on the dating profile? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:00:47):
But I mean I think, okay, so the most here,
it says the most common cliches that disappointed daters were
love to travel, adventurer, entrepreneur, foody, and spontaneou but I
think these are like really general terms that they prompt
you to put on there, and so you feel like
you have to put something on there.

Speaker 1 (02:01:07):
Have you been on the sites, the dating sites? Yes, Oh,
there's no shame in it. I think they're very effective.
For the number one lie for guys is really big
down there.

Speaker 12 (02:01:16):
I don't think that's what they don't say that.

Speaker 4 (02:01:18):
They just hold up a really big fish, write that
down right? They take notes?

Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
Do they all?

Speaker 2 (02:01:25):
Do? They?

Speaker 1 (02:01:25):
They all have photographs?

Speaker 12 (02:01:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:01:27):
Yeah, I think so. I mean I think there's probably.

Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
Should think I mean, is there one that is well,
think about it. You're you're going through the pictures and
then there's a blank space. I was just wondering if
there was one for those that were a little more literary,
and did they just wanted to read about it.

Speaker 4 (02:01:44):
I feel like I've heard of apps like that, but
I've never realized.

Speaker 5 (02:01:47):
That's kind of interesting. You find out if the person
is really compatible, but you have no idea what they
look like.

Speaker 12 (02:01:53):
Yeah, that's a blind or blind Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:57):
What's it called dating blind? It's like HBO. It's in
England and they show them the island their bodies and
they don't show their face.

Speaker 3 (02:02:09):
This one.

Speaker 12 (02:02:09):
This one is they share a wall and they talk
through a wall, but they never see each other.

Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
Love is blind. Love is blind.

Speaker 1 (02:02:16):
The bio biobaiting sounds like you're cranking went off while
watching Marco, Robbie and Ian. So you watch Wall Street,
or if you're like a closeted gay nerd, you're watching
the social network with Jesse Eisenberg's getting you hot. It's

(02:02:38):
the invents Facebook. Man, I gotta look at this one.
You're a closeted gay this social network. There's something going
on in there. Okay, I'm not going a seguel with that.
By the way, they are yeah, yeah, they are for true,
for true. Where did they go.

Speaker 5 (02:02:59):
Jeremy Strong is playing Zuckerberg. It's gonna be about all
the two hour censorship stuff. Oh yeah, it's all right,
it's being done.

Speaker 1 (02:03:08):
How about an honest could they do like a lie
detector version of a dating app? Huh? So you know
the guy's bio would be alcoholic, serial cheater, usually unemployed
and no smokers. You know, really really get to the
heart of the uh. Coming up, it's going to be

(02:03:30):
sexy with there it is with Ali Breeen. We are
in the Aralioto Part Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (02:03:39):
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It's Superstar Battery Month. At O'Reilly Auto Part Welcome back
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us is Cheryl Lastly. Hello, there's Pat Godwin, Chick. Jessica
Alsman is here, right, there's Josh Arnold. Hi a Cosby,

(02:04:09):
I'm chick And hello Tom. We have a special surprise
right now. All right, I'm going to google this guy.
I see if I can see if I remember who
he is. It's actually the great comedian Jim Gaffigan joining
us on the phone. Jim, how are you, sir?

Speaker 7 (02:04:24):
It is an honor to be speaking with you guys again.
I am excited to be heading back to Envy.

Speaker 1 (02:04:32):
Yeah you got you got a bunch of dates coming up,
and these are the ones you had to cancel, right
you last year. You're gonna be at the famous Clues Auditorium.

Speaker 2 (02:04:43):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (02:04:43):
I love how clues is spelled like they should give
a clue. Yes, it's spelled clothes yeah or klows.

Speaker 1 (02:04:56):
Yeah. Well, how have you been? Are you working on
a just stand up comedy these days? Are you doing
some of your acting now?

Speaker 7 (02:05:04):
I'm it's I'm all in on stand up right now.
I'm you know, I'm doing this. I'm doing a lot
of material on Bourbon. Not that anyone ever asked for it.
It's just one of those things where as you know,
stand ups just it's all kind of self assignment. So

(02:05:25):
I figured I would, you know, talk a lot about
you know, the drink that just you know, out of
shape old guys drink, you know what I mean. It's
I think that has brought appeal Jim.

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
In my hand, right now I am holding a bottle
of father Time Precious Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon whiskey. This
is the Firstborn edition from the Spring of twenty twenty four.
And is that your dad on the label?

Speaker 7 (02:05:58):
That's my grandfather? Oh wow, grandfather. Yeah, And so uh,
I wanted to do something, you know, like some of
it is the pandemic. I you know, like some people
got into making bread. I you know, I started gardening
and I started drinking bourbon. And what I've learned over

(02:06:18):
the past couple of years is no one cares about gardening,
and but yet no. So I my my grandfather, you know,
was from Springfield, Illinois, and I learned through finding your
roots that he worked in coal mines. You know, his

(02:06:42):
family had worked in coal mines, and he's kind of
this He broke this cycle of my family working in
coal mines. He made dentures, and so I just wanted
to do a little bit of a tribute to him.
And I also, you know, as I have these teenagers,
I have a greater appreciation for my father, who I

(02:07:04):
thought was a lunatic, but now I realize was a
pretty normal guy.

Speaker 1 (02:07:09):
Uh huh. Of course, you know, by the way, You're
putting yourself under some pressure because I noticed as part
of your tour you're going to be at the Kentucky Center, which,
of course that's those those are bourbon people. I would
assume have you tested your bourbon against some of the
others that are out there?

Speaker 7 (02:07:29):
Oh? Yeah, no, this is I mean the Father Time
is considered a pretty pretty during good bourbon. But what
I'm going to do in Louisville October seventh through ninth
is I'm doing this. I'm calling it the Bourbon Set
where the whole show is going to be about bourbon,

(02:07:50):
which is again nobody wanted it to be asked for it,
but I'm doing it, and it's it's But you know,
I've grown so interested in you know, people that are
interested in alcohol the way I am are considered alcoholics.
But like my whole thing is, I just find it fascinating.

(02:08:13):
I love the story behind bourbon, I love the culture.
And you know, I don't know if any of you
guys there are bourbon drinkers, but there there's a certain
type of guy. You know, like if you're over thirty,
out of shape, with a beard, and you don't drink bourbon,
you're kind of a fraud bourbon yep, a bourbon drinker

(02:08:36):
looks like you know, and it's you get kind of
ensnared by it because you know, growing up, you kind
of think hard alcohol tastes like turpentine, and it does.
But then when you try bourbon, you're like, oh, this
isn't bad. And that's the first stage of the bourbon obsession.
That which and then the second stage is you try

(02:09:00):
premium bourbon, which propels you to the third stage, which
is collecting, which is you know, and you vow that
you're not going to overdo it. You're just you're not
gonna be one of those weirdos that sleeps out in
the car for a special release or you're gonna be
dishonest to your wife. But then the next stage is
you sleep out in your car. So it's go full circle.

Speaker 1 (02:09:23):
By the way, your grandfather has a great head of hair.

Speaker 7 (02:09:27):
I know, I did not get that. I did not
get the hair. But uh, it's you know, it's you know,
I'm I'm all recessive gene, you know what I mean.
It's like a different century. I would not be walking
around at this point, you know what I mean. But
it's all good.

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
But I was gonna say, I want just want to
reintroduce you. We're speaking with Jim Gaffigan, one of the
great comedians, and Jim's going to be doing a little
tour here. He'll be stopping it as you mentioned, Clues
Hall October second, third, fourth, and fifth, then the Kentucky
Center October seven, eight and nine, a couple of shows.

(02:10:09):
It would appear on the ninth, and then the Moody
Theater on October twenty third. That's in Austin, right, Yeah,
So it says on your website all new material.

Speaker 7 (02:10:24):
Yeah, all new materials. Well, that's that's the unspoken agreement.
I think that I'm so grateful people that have come
to shows and come back. The promise is that it's
going to be all new material that's you know, tried
and true, good stuff, but like new. You know, that's

(02:10:45):
I found that you know, I've been doing stand up
for eight hundred years. Yeah, fifth, Like so, I'm so
grateful for people to show up, and the objective is
for people to leave when they leave to say, you know,
I'm coming back when he comes back, so well, I'll.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
Be back seeing you again. Of course, Jim, how old
is your oldest child?

Speaker 7 (02:11:11):
She is twenty one. Wow, pretty bizarre, right, So it's
like she's still in school being on this. Yeah, she's
in college. And I remember being on Bob and Tom
and talking about, you know, being a young father and
not knowing what I was doing. And now I'm an
old father who still doesn't know of course.

Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
Wow, yikes. And then your youngest as how old?

Speaker 7 (02:11:39):
He's thirteen now, so I have it's all teenagers, you know.
It's like, wow, thirteen to twenty one. I feel like
I'm living in a psych word. Really, I'm convinced they're
trying to make me crazy. And I know that it's
developmentally orporate for them to challenge, but they're stealing all

(02:12:02):
my stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:12:05):
And any buddy, any possible comedians in the bunch.

Speaker 7 (02:12:10):
My son Jack has done some stand up but you know,
and he really enjoyed it. But it is such a
strange world, right, It's uh, it's it's such a unique path,
like you have to have a real insanity to pursue

(02:12:31):
stand up.

Speaker 6 (02:12:32):
It is.

Speaker 7 (02:12:32):
There isn't a logical path. So I think he's funny.
I think he could definitely do it, but I also
know that it's not a life cut out for everyone.
I mean, but all I know, it's like, you know,
having raised five kids, the conclusion I've come to is

(02:12:53):
my only goal now is to leave them with nothing.
I want to make make them pay for my caskets.

Speaker 1 (02:13:03):
Jim Gaffigan is our guest, and if you go to
Jim's website Jim Gaffigan dot com, you can give tickets
for all the events that Jim has mentioned. Highly recommended.
He's terrific live performer. I've seen him many times. On
a serious note, Jim, you are a really good actor.

Speaker 7 (02:13:19):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:13:20):
And I think a lot of people probably don't know
that necessarily they know you as a comedian. Have you
been working on any projects movies, TV, anything coming down
the pike?

Speaker 7 (02:13:32):
You know, there's there's a possibility of doing uh, you know,
there's you know, the acting world is just so bizarre.
I mean, that's where I'm spoiled by doing uh stand up,
is that you have some control over it. But like
there's supposed projects that are going to happen, but I

(02:13:55):
don't know. I mean, I just think I really have
such sympathy for the the people that are in the
acting only business because it is insane. So like when
an actor goes crazy or has a meltdown. I'm like, yeah,
of course, they've been dealing with essentially psychological abuse their

(02:14:16):
entire adult life.

Speaker 1 (02:14:17):
A lot of rejection, is there is there's just insane.
We were talking about the so called biopic. Is there
someone in history that you're starting to look like that
you think you could portray in a movie someday?

Speaker 7 (02:14:34):
That's an interesting question.

Speaker 1 (02:14:35):
I mean, I.

Speaker 7 (02:14:38):
You know, I don't know. I don't know if any
I mean I feel like any, you know, large headed irishman,
I could probably right, you know, I mean, no one
knows who Tip O'Neil is. There you go, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:14:55):
Right, Well, Jim, I know you've got a lot on
your mind and a lot to do, so we'll let
you go. Jim Gaffigan on tour once again. Visit the website.
We'll stick a link up and find out where he's
gonna be, and uh go see some great live stand
up comedy. Jim always terrific. Thanks so much for coming.

Speaker 7 (02:15:11):
Oh, thank you, And I really appreciate you guys. I
really appreciate your show and you guys having me on
all these years. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (02:15:18):
Thank you, very welcome. Oh, and that bourbon is real,
by the way, father time Burber. Okay, I look look
for it near you. Thanks Jim, Jim, Thanks. I just
happened to have this thing of bourbon right there by
my I didn't I didn't know Jim was calling until
two minutes before we went back on the air. But
I've kept this right here. He cannot be any nicer,
that's for sure. Man. He's incredibly funny.

Speaker 4 (02:15:41):
He nailed that profile on bourbon drinkers though over thirty beard,
et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (02:15:46):
Yeah. Yeah, and also the last time I saw him,
he said, it's all the material, but he did do
a couple of he kind of did an encore sort
of thing where he came back and did did like
a couple hot Pockets variations. It's kind of hysteroway to
Heaven right in. Yeah. So but yeah, But other than that,

(02:16:08):
it was all new stuff, which is tremendous. What's coming
up next?

Speaker 2 (02:16:13):
And we do we know?

Speaker 1 (02:16:14):
Yes, Sexty's time, same time sexit time with with Ali Breen.
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Speaker 2 (02:16:21):
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Speaker 2 (02:18:52):
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Speaker 1 (02:18:53):
It's the amphetamines. I want to know their prescription.

Speaker 5 (02:18:57):
I mean pat Ace chick, and I really just want
I don't know three seconds.

Speaker 1 (02:19:02):
I'm sorry, Go ahead, X found What have you got?
No no idy to listen? I ammes. We'll say nothing.
That's impossible. Please just introduce Ali Brien. Yeah, where do
you think she is? I don't see her. Oh there
she is. Ladies and gentlemen joining us via satellite. It's
comedian Ali Breen. Where are you? Ali?

Speaker 10 (02:19:22):
I've been like a pod at Fox. I have to
take something for them around ten, so I'm down here early.

Speaker 7 (02:19:27):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (02:19:28):
Nice, they have pods. Yes, that's where. How did he
goes to fart? He has a special to does he
sell them?

Speaker 2 (02:19:38):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:19:38):
The show is called Sexy Time. The way it works
is you send Ali Breen your problems and she reads
them to us and we try to help. You can
reach your A L L I, B R E e
in Ali Breen on your favorite social media platform. Ali,
what have we got, Dear Ali?

Speaker 10 (02:19:54):
I found texts for my boyfriend talking to his ex
about how they regretted how things ended and how good
the sex used to be. He hasn't seen her or anything.
But I'm really mad about this and I don't know
how to bring it up without getting him mad that
I snooped his phone.

Speaker 1 (02:20:08):
What do I too leave now?

Speaker 7 (02:20:11):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:20:11):
Boy?

Speaker 4 (02:20:11):
I think she's just break up?

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
Yes, yeah, why this guy wants to be with his
old girlfriend. He said that to somebody. Well, but should
she have been say that exactly? Should she have been
looking in his phone? I mean it's possible, but not
check on people's phone.

Speaker 4 (02:20:27):
Okay, Well I agree.

Speaker 10 (02:20:28):
They were saying they regretted how it ended, and they
were reminiscing about how good the sex was, and he
was still he was.

Speaker 4 (02:20:35):
Saying this to the X yes, yeah, yeah, it's over.
Sounds like they might end up poking up again, Oh
for sure. But that's like part of the breakup, right,
wants he wants to go back. She must have had
a gut feeling and she started going through his phone.
Yeah she deserves Yeah, meaning he's acting guilty or something
weird and he is Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:20:54):
Yeah, so you're suggestion, Josh is what now?

Speaker 5 (02:20:57):
Oh yeah, it sounds like he may still be interested
in his exact the evidence is there, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:21:04):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:21:06):
Does she bring it up to him? Does she say, Hey,
I know you're talking.

Speaker 1 (02:21:09):
To your accent. You have to fess up on the
fact that you I think you should steal some stuff
from him before you break up?

Speaker 4 (02:21:15):
Yes, yes, empty his bank account, thinking more like a
mug or something.

Speaker 1 (02:21:23):
Yeah. Okay, good, Yeah, we've our work is done.

Speaker 10 (02:21:26):
Let's go on to our next Dear Allie, I've been
on and off with the same guy almost five times
over the last ten years. I love him, and he
claims he's grown every single time. But now I feel
like I'm just a backup plan for when he finds
something better. Do you think there's any way I can
get him to be serious about me? Or have I
let him go too far in this direction already?

Speaker 1 (02:21:47):
What should I do? Win the lottery?

Speaker 4 (02:21:53):
You need to respect yourself out of the gross that
seemssive you deserve. Yeah, no, a lot And it's not
like she did anything to let him go too far.
It's just that he was already a narcissist and she
just fed into it and I'm changed, right, Okay, come

(02:22:13):
back in.

Speaker 1 (02:22:13):
You know what, guy admits he's grown. Come on, that's
never happened.

Speaker 4 (02:22:16):
Yeah, it's a lie, that's for sure a lie.

Speaker 10 (02:22:19):
Yeah, And it might be the case that if she
is like, no more, I'm done with this, but then
he's like, oh I had a great thing and comes
crawling back.

Speaker 12 (02:22:26):
For sure, you know, Yeah, better than just letting him
walk all over you every time.

Speaker 1 (02:22:32):
Whatever she does, it'll stay the same.

Speaker 4 (02:22:35):
Yeah, he's never going to change.

Speaker 1 (02:22:37):
If they hook up, it'll Yeah, we've we've solved another
good one. This is great. We're two for two. Let's
move on, Allie, what else you got?

Speaker 10 (02:22:45):
Dear Ali, My girlfriend gets drunk and asks me things
like if we were both different flavored doritos? When I
fight to be in the same bag as her, that's
a quote, stay with her or she's serious?

Speaker 1 (02:23:00):
Finally, that such a guy question? That is she trying
to annoy the hell?

Speaker 4 (02:23:09):
She sounds fun, she sounds boring. Awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:23:11):
Yeah, that sounds like one of those one of those
card games that you sit at the table after Thanksgiving
and you have to grab cars that eventually start lots
of arguments. Yes, yeah, yeah, get out.

Speaker 4 (02:23:25):
Most girls get dunk and want to pick a fight.
Though that's not a fight. It's like, yeah, that's super
fun and cute. If you don't like her quirks, go
find some.

Speaker 1 (02:23:33):
Other boring That's I'm wondering if that's from one of
those games. You know what I'm talking about, Josh, Yeah, right,
it sounds like something like that, and it's just just off.

Speaker 4 (02:23:47):
She's just trying to annoy.

Speaker 11 (02:23:49):
That's what he's asking.

Speaker 10 (02:23:50):
Is the test? Is the test that she's actually trying
to annoy him to death and see if he'll stay
with her? Or is she asking those questions legitimately? Is
what he's trying to know.

Speaker 1 (02:23:59):
She's strong, she thinks, she thinks it's funny. What was
the exact question? Again? If we're what is it?

Speaker 10 (02:24:04):
It really doesn't even make sense if we were both
different flavored dorinos?

Speaker 11 (02:24:08):
What I fight to be in the same bag as her?

Speaker 1 (02:24:11):
So, in other words, what a what a cool ranch?

Speaker 2 (02:24:13):
Say?

Speaker 5 (02:24:13):
Hey, I know I'm cool ranch. I should go, but
I am in love with the nacho cheese.

Speaker 1 (02:24:17):
May I go? And I need to get in that
bag beautiful with.

Speaker 3 (02:24:24):
Something I just wrote someone's wedding bow.

Speaker 1 (02:24:32):
You cool, ranch, exactly.

Speaker 11 (02:24:37):
You think it's fun, I think, and you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (02:24:39):
Have to get used to it.

Speaker 1 (02:24:41):
Okay, well, let's move on once again. We're speaking with
comedian Ali breen a L L I B R E E.
And I spell it out because you can reach Alley
on social media platforms everywhere and send us your love
troubles and you can see clearly we are fixing them.
Uh in a in a brisk and a proper man.
Let's go on to our next letter.

Speaker 10 (02:25:02):
Dear Allie, I met a girl online who was in
a lesbian relationship for the last seven years.

Speaker 7 (02:25:07):
And is now switching back to men.

Speaker 1 (02:25:09):
Here we go.

Speaker 10 (02:25:10):
Do you think do you think now that she's dying
for the D or should I be treading lately?

Speaker 12 (02:25:15):
Here?

Speaker 4 (02:25:15):
How you are for yourselves?

Speaker 6 (02:25:21):
Good?

Speaker 10 (02:25:21):
Yeah, this is a real insight into guy's mind.

Speaker 4 (02:25:25):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. She can't handle life without me. I'm
craving it, man.

Speaker 3 (02:25:31):
Yeah, seven years she's dying for me?

Speaker 7 (02:25:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:25:34):
Yeah, to put it in such general terms, dying for
the D. Maybe if she's dying for him, that would
be more appropriate. I don't even know what this guy
is asking.

Speaker 4 (02:25:47):
You know, yeah, the lesbians can still find a d
to use.

Speaker 1 (02:25:51):
Me.

Speaker 5 (02:25:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think the answer is not confident. No,
she's not dying yet.

Speaker 1 (02:26:06):
We have really done. We're breaking them all up there.
There's a lot of fish in the sea. Go fishing. Okay,
next letter? What have we got, Dear Allie?

Speaker 10 (02:26:17):
A lot of times when I go down to my girlfriend,
there are bits of toilet paper down there. Don't you
think after just one time she'd make sure that never
happens again?

Speaker 11 (02:26:26):
It's pretty gross? Or is she just too comfortable with
me at this point? What's going on here?

Speaker 4 (02:26:31):
She doesn't know, she doesn't know, she doesn't know. She
rubb her neck and the check it out before.

Speaker 1 (02:26:36):
Yeah, buyer a better brand, for god's sake? What is she?
What is she using dollar store TP? Yeah? Shredding it
down there?

Speaker 5 (02:26:45):
She's stealing it from a nearby motel.

Speaker 4 (02:26:49):
Like it's rough for women. We gotta wipe front to back.
There's all these rules, so many rules, so many rules.
You don't even know. You'll never know.

Speaker 1 (02:26:58):
Stay in the shower, loven harder than hygiene.

Speaker 4 (02:27:03):
Up the toilet paper so it can easily just stick
in there.

Speaker 1 (02:27:06):
Yeah, I mean, you just deal with it.

Speaker 10 (02:27:09):
It's too weird to me that guys don't have to do.

Speaker 11 (02:27:11):
You just give a little shake and that's enough.

Speaker 2 (02:27:13):
Isn't that still a.

Speaker 1 (02:27:13):
Little bit than the rest of it? And then the
rest of it is stored in your uh, in the
groin of your jeans, in your underwear. It's all good.
What's the old joke? I need some stool blood and
urine and he just hairs my underwear, you know, right.
It's funny stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:27:26):
When you fill up your car with gas, you just
pull the nozzle out and hang it up, or do
you give it a couple of shakes first one?

Speaker 1 (02:27:32):
Yeah, of course you do. That's what we have to do. Yeah, Josh,
it's got the high test.

Speaker 4 (02:27:38):
But when you put it back, it's still dripping a
little bit, Yes, every time.

Speaker 1 (02:27:41):
I always that's because you guys don't know it. Is
this toilet paper thing? Is this a common issue?

Speaker 5 (02:27:50):
These questions before to me that I'm gonna guess she's
shaven because toilet paper will tend to stick.

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
More to that, he's complaining about the bristly terrain. Don't
you pick it off and get back to what you're.

Speaker 4 (02:28:09):
Doing agradeableet's fine in your mouth, chill out.

Speaker 1 (02:28:11):
No, don't do what kind of a guy during that?
In that right there in it, right in it? What
oh there's toilet, but nobody, not one guy would do
that your miner's helmet. How can you see it is?
Some people do it in the dig I know that
is immoral, something appropriated? What the sun shining?

Speaker 2 (02:28:35):
Is you?

Speaker 1 (02:28:36):
Even you beast? You probably you make each of you
wear sleep masks, don't you? And it's like it's like
my lover cat burglar. I have a question, Josh, you
have a bidet. Would that have taken care of this? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:28:56):
Afterwards, sure, And and my beiday does move the nozzle
move so that women can use it up front.

Speaker 1 (02:29:04):
It's meant for that. Do you press a button and yeah, yeah,
you hit a button on the remote and it'll angle
it differently. This is very one of those. Yeah, yeah,
another win. We answered the question. We have we have
time for one more letter once again. We're speaking with
comedian Ali Breen. She's in a pod somewhere in the
Fox studios, and can you say what show you're going

(02:29:25):
to be on?

Speaker 10 (02:29:26):
Well, it's actually this Fox Nation thing they're doing like
a Halloween special where they do talking heads with like
memories from Halloween of like the Great Pumpkin Patch from
Charlie Brown and all those things.

Speaker 2 (02:29:38):
You do.

Speaker 1 (02:29:38):
You know what you're going to talk about.

Speaker 10 (02:29:40):
No, I haven't even gotten the packet yet, but it's
supposed to be your own memories of Halloween mixed with.

Speaker 11 (02:29:45):
Whatever they have on the lineup is.

Speaker 1 (02:29:49):
An adult. Have you ever gone to a costume a
costume party?

Speaker 6 (02:29:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:29:54):
Yeah, you would. You dress as easy.

Speaker 10 (02:29:58):
I always do like a cat, just drawn whiskers and
do cattiers and you can wear like a leotard kind of.

Speaker 4 (02:30:04):
It's always a door.

Speaker 11 (02:30:05):
I've never gone too intricate.

Speaker 5 (02:30:07):
If you see Brett Behar, tell him he should dress
his Fred flin Stone.

Speaker 1 (02:30:10):
I think he would.

Speaker 7 (02:30:11):
That would be so perfect.

Speaker 1 (02:30:14):
All he needs is the unitard and he's ready to go.
We have You can't. That's a that's an outfit and
you might you might be able to say it on
fu you know, not particularly woke. It's a solid joke.
It'll probably offend some people, but you know something, I've

(02:30:36):
given up. I don't care. I can't worry about it. Ali,
let's do our last letter. What have you got, Dear Ali.

Speaker 10 (02:30:42):
I went on a couple's vacation with three other couples,
and one couple took the big room with the jacuzzi
and basically acted like they were the leaders of the vacation.

Speaker 7 (02:30:51):
I complained about.

Speaker 10 (02:30:52):
It and kept kind of getting in twice the whole time.
And now my wife is mad at me and says
that I put a string on all of our friendship.

Speaker 8 (02:30:59):
I thought, new friends, get rid of them.

Speaker 1 (02:31:07):
This vacation, I want you to see. I thought this
was I thought this letter was going to be. They
had the hot tub in their room. So one night
I went in there and missus Johnson was flopping around
and the next.

Speaker 10 (02:31:20):
Thing, you know, first too many of those penthouse letters
was on.

Speaker 1 (02:31:25):
Vacation with other people. I mean, vacation can be better.

Speaker 4 (02:31:27):
We've done that. And there's like there is an alpha,
an alpha couple or an alpha person. It just dominates.
It is usually the person that, like the couple that
does the most planning usually is more I think. So,
I mean that's kind of fairy more.

Speaker 1 (02:31:41):
What would you but what would you do? Would you flip?
You don't want to switch rooms every night?

Speaker 7 (02:31:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:31:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:31:46):
That he could have relaxed. There's no reason to get.

Speaker 1 (02:31:54):
The first thing you do is ditch the other couples,
for God's sake, have some funny.

Speaker 5 (02:32:00):
You have really put a strain on all our friendships.

Speaker 2 (02:32:03):
You let it go.

Speaker 1 (02:32:05):
Okay, Ali, Thanks, good luck with your Halloween hunk.

Speaker 6 (02:32:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:32:09):
Do you have any good memory? Do do you carve
a pumpkin for your little apartment?

Speaker 2 (02:32:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:32:15):
I do almost nothing.

Speaker 10 (02:32:16):
It's really sad.

Speaker 11 (02:32:17):
No, you are giving up on all holidays.

Speaker 2 (02:32:19):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (02:32:20):
You don't have trick or treating or at your house.
What was your favorite to get when you were trick
or treating as a kid.

Speaker 10 (02:32:26):
Oh, snickers for sure, Absolutely snickers. Yeah, they do do
a building thing where the kids like within the building. Well,
trigger treat, but I think there's like two kids in
my building, so everyone kind of leaves out a bowl.
That's help yourself and the kid just makes out.

Speaker 1 (02:32:41):
Were demanded by the full size bar, not the fun
size fun size size? Yeah, I get the thing exactly.
Whoever thought of fun size? That's some Madison Avenue liar.

Speaker 3 (02:32:53):
Nothing fun about it?

Speaker 2 (02:32:54):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:32:55):
Well, thanks Ali, Thanks guys. Luck on the TV. Always
a great pleasure talking to Ali Breen now when it's
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When we come back, we have a horse in the
news with an unusual skill. Maybe. Of course, of course
we are in the O'Reilly autopart studios. This is the
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Speaker 9 (02:34:49):
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Speaker 1 (02:35:01):
Right on. Hey, welcome back to the Bomb of Tom Show.
Yeah you know what I mean. Studio. I think it's
reminiscent of James Brown. I think is the news desk.

(02:35:22):
There's Pat Godway like James Beige, the whiter, the whiter.
James Brown Cosby, I'm chick McGee. Hello, Tom, Hello, Okay,
tell me about around the Horn. We asked me something good.
We asked Aali Breen what her favorite Halloween candy was.
I think it's fair to go around the horn here,

(02:35:43):
Josh Arnold favorite Halloween candy as a kid, Uh, Reese's
peanut butter cups. Very good as an adult, That's my answer,
Cheryl Lastlie.

Speaker 4 (02:35:53):
Yeah, also Reese's peanut butter cups.

Speaker 1 (02:35:55):
Pat God, the heath bar, the toffee, no kidding now
gets sucking your teeth? I have strong teeth. Missles. Oh,
I would often trade those, would you for anything else
like it? Yeah? Skittles are the ones that they look
like Eminem's, but you bite into them and they're all

(02:36:17):
we Yeah. Did you hear what? Pat would trade skittles
for booze blankets?

Speaker 4 (02:36:24):
I'm sorry, I was really paint the picture.

Speaker 1 (02:36:26):
Yeah, Chie, Well, when I was a kid, Reese's peanut
butter cups. Absolutely, But I found out the older I got,
you could actually the better the Reese cup you get,
the better. I mean you can get an old Reese's
peanut butter cup and they're not good. Yeah, they're not
not good at all. So you're trying to get the
newer ones, the seasonal ones. Then I'll say, but uh,

(02:36:47):
probably a snicker bar. Now, they're always good, no matter
how old satisfied. Hershy Bar with almond, Oh, that's a
good good choice. Hershey bar, Yes, with almond. No, I would,
I would only trade. I love both. Used to be
Nestle's crunch Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:37:06):
I never really cared for those, but I get the appeal.

Speaker 1 (02:37:08):
Yeah, which is you know I knew it was going
to be Nestley scoring you and I should go in
the newly game. I bet we because it's the same thing.
It's because I tell the truth. It Waste's crunch That
was my favorite candy.

Speaker 5 (02:37:18):
Yeah, I mean Nestlie chocolate was just lesser than Hershey's.

Speaker 2 (02:37:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:37:23):
Yeah, And I am now a ress guy those.

Speaker 4 (02:37:29):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (02:37:30):
No, No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:37:31):
I do, but I don't care for the way that's pronounced.
You ever take a Hershey bar, click it in half,
snap it in half, and then take a crunch bar,
snap it in half and put the crunch bar in
between the Hershey bar, and no, go to town on that.
That sounds delightful. You are You are the biggest mixer
I've ever Oh, I love the mix. Yeah, man, did

(02:37:53):
your dad? It's true. It's an inside joke. I'm just
glad he did enjoy some happiness there. Yes, sorry, that's
kind of a inside joke, not really a joke. Why

(02:38:13):
don't we Why don't we talk to sheriff? She's right there.
Remember I said we have a horse story. I love
this story.

Speaker 4 (02:38:18):
Yeah, yeah, this is cute. A video of mounted police
officers in Texas has gone viral showing them chasing a
suspect on horseback. Casey b D reports that officers Bryson
Lewis and William Trotter Trotter is this real? Yes, Billy

(02:38:41):
Trotter were assisting with a routine patrol in Lubbock when
they stopped a man for walking in the road. Rather,
they noted that the man seemed to be acting suspicious.
To break the tension, Officer Trotter joked that he was
riding a narcotics sniffing horse, and that's when the men

(02:39:05):
man took off running. The pair gave chase and quickly
apprehended the forty two year old, who was charged with
evading arrest and tampering with physical evidence with the intent
to impair.

Speaker 1 (02:39:15):
But I mean, this guy literally thinks they've got drug
sniffing horses. I guess it's semi reasonable they have drug
sniffing dogs.

Speaker 4 (02:39:24):
But if he was high, you know anything, you'd believe anything.
I mean, I'm really gullible. I would believe anything most
people would say to me, especially an officer.

Speaker 2 (02:39:37):
Two.

Speaker 4 (02:39:39):
I'm sorry, Josh, did you say?

Speaker 3 (02:39:42):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (02:39:43):
Never mind?

Speaker 2 (02:39:45):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (02:39:46):
If you're let's say you are, you get a ticket,
speeding ticket and it's from somebody on a horse, it's
from and he says, Hey, this ticket, I'm gonna be honest,
is going to cost you about four hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:39:56):
Or you can sit behind the horse and let it
crap on your head and I will let you go.

Speaker 1 (02:40:03):
I'm good for the four hundred.

Speaker 2 (02:40:06):
Kidding.

Speaker 1 (02:40:07):
Yeah, I'm glad you guys. Though, this police officer's name
was or is officer Trotter. Yeah, boy, I love that.
But then they and then they chased the guy in
the horse.

Speaker 4 (02:40:19):
He ended up being a horse back police officer.

Speaker 1 (02:40:22):
With that name's chased.

Speaker 4 (02:40:24):
But I feel like this isn't very nice. I mean,
they don't have to be nice. But isn't that entrapment?
Are they know?

Speaker 1 (02:40:32):
They just asked that the guy was joking. The cop
was going, hey, this horse is a narcotic smelling horse. Yeah,
and then they go, whoa, why are they going to
chase him?

Speaker 4 (02:40:42):
Just laugh and let him run away?

Speaker 1 (02:40:43):
You're pro criminal. I had no idea. There's a lot
you don't know about me, Josh, A lot of chases
involving cops and broncos. Oh Jay. The first thing I
did was empty my revolver, and then if the guy
had any decent drugs, he would have been able to
outrun the horse, or at least in his in his

(02:41:04):
head think he could. Thanks for joining us. We got
a lot coming up the rest of the week with
some good stuff. We're in the O'Reilly Autopart Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

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