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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show, coming soon.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
To Bob and Tom Television. He's a six hundred year
old vampire with a diabolically insatiable appetite for human blood
and an offensive gastro intestinal helmet. He's Count Flatula.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Once again.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I Count Fletuala am prowling the streets of stantil Vania
in search of fresh blood.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Girl a week I must drink from this left over
vial of blood.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
The boy that's expired.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
But glass I see another victim, Count Flatula shall sneak
up on her with stealth like brows.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
She will not even see me coming. Man that is stak.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
That doesn't me. It must have been a stray dog,
or perhaps the wolfman.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Who the hell are you anywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I am Prince of the Undead.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I am Count Flectual, Prince of the undead.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Huh with a show?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Do smell like something?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
That?

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Did you just step on a duck?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I won to suck your God, I want to that
a mad.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
That is mess.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I tire of your insolence. Perhaps you don't understand I
am a vampire. I live in a coffee.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
I don't know about no coffin.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
What I do know is I'm gag.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But that's Count Flatula.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
If you don't want to hear him partake in his
heart the pass.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Right off yours, then he'll.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Say it's a gus, Count Flatula. He only comes out
at night Tuesday night, that is, at eight, right after
an all new Law and Order sbd' only on the
Bomb and Tom Television Network.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
Be there, Hey, yep, this music always makes me sleepy.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
And interrupted the free flowing toxics. Yes, off air conversation.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I was just saying, guys, it's just one of those
overrated plays that they force you to say.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Is good to sit.

Speaker 9 (03:07):
Through, lots and lots of correspondence. What do you guys
do when you're off here? You don't want to know?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You really don't try to dodge the points. Oh my gosh,
you won't do it. No, you can't. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 9 (03:18):
This is the Bobby Tom Show at the Silac Insurance
News Desk. It's Sharyl Lastly. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Josh Arnold. Oh hi, hey, there's Ace Cosby. I am chick.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Hello Tom Hello, Hello, Hello Shaa. Looked like you're kind
of dressed for winter. You got a sweater on, which
is good because we have our first ski report today.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Wow, it's not the first one. There's no way in hell.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
We had the guy skiing down every day early.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
We pretty much have a ski story because you're an
avid skier.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Don't you love getting up in the morning and it's
kind of got that nice chill out there. The next
thing will be snow.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
Well, that's what we put up with here in the building.
That's why we all wear chunky sweater because you get hot. Well,
therefore you assume everyone's hot. I like it, Lison Chilean
and we all have to suffer.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
No suffering. Today, We've got some great stuff coming up.
We've got our showing of the week starring Chick McGee.
He'll be taking on our winner from week four of
our Bob and Tom Show pigskin Picks competition. That's Jim
May step up buddy from Jackson, Michigan, the Home of
the Prison. Jim is the winner of that. They call
them an E gift card. Very convenient.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
You mean an E gift card?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Like when I was on the radio and Delann w
E t o.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Uh came.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Why did they stress the et know it was in
the jingle thing that you know that. Uh, he's got
that gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. And by the way,
you can peruse the catalog at I Hate Stephensinger dot
com and you can peruse the games for this weekend.
Get it in four tonight because week five begins this evening,

(05:03):
gets the Thursday nighter as they say, and just go
to bobintome dot com slash contest and pick the winners.
By the way, Jim was the only one to get
He got fifteen out of sixteen games correct. But we'll
be talking to him later this morning. Also, JIMR. Srey
See comedian will be our guest GMR.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Go sore gen Mark.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
He was in here. He was in here a few
months ago. He's got a new special. It's gotten more
than a million views already. And then comedian Al Jackson,
So we'll go to Jackson twice Jackson Michigan and Al Jackson.
Uh huh, Al was actually in at Arboro last weekend.
It all ties in what else?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
What else is going on in Michigan, the only state
we know that actually may have been news that I
might have been really big news.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Come on, you got Motown not too far away?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh what?

Speaker 10 (05:57):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
What year do you play at Michigan? I'm a comedia.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Oh really, shall we get to some letters and bring
some I got a way to the world.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I gotta believe it. Go ahead, dear Bob and top show.

Speaker 9 (06:10):
My parents and their friends took me to see nudes
on ice in Las Vegas in nineteen seventy four. Wow, Parenne,
I was ten years old.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
After the show, they asked me what I thought. My
ten year old mouth said, I like the ice skating,
but I don't know why they had to take their
tops off. Sure, I mean it probably would be baffling.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
It should be baffling to anyone.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I mean a decad.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
See Jesus at the Pearly gates going. You know, I've
pretty much seen everything, but this is the dumbest idea
that I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
He says.

Speaker 9 (06:48):
He still remembers big feathered headdresses, the small skating rink,
and a row of people looking over at me. From
my reaction, wondering reaction, wondering what the hell's that ten
year old kid doing?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
They let him in. Hey, Hey it's Vegas, Baby Vegas
fifty in the palm. There you go.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
What kind of pervert gets finds ice skating naked erotic?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Come on, what's next? Naked bowling? All right? I thought that, Well,
it looks like Ms.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Johnson is straddling the air dryer again. Gutter spare men.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
We have naked shoeshine, and we had naked barbers, and
we've had naked doughnuts.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
And do you know that about one hundred miles from
here there or less than that, there used to be
a naked car washer.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh yeah, can you imagine that.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I'm going to be I stopped at the car washer.
I mean, do you suppose that the guys in the
cars are actively enjoying the.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh gosh, I hope not. I mean the of the washers,
but naked shoeshine?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, that thing, you know, your your subservience isn't obvious enough.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Take your clothes off.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Don't get that shah on your boob, sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Just it's awful. I thought the dude was nude, that
it knows a woman.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Yeah, I also assumed it was.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well you're a girl. But what's interesting you would think
examine that might take a look at that.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
It might be that might be an option. In certain places,
there may be some guy finds that a turn on
watching the worm wiggle.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
It's just, uh, if you've got it, if you got
lost me. If you've got some dude down there buffing,
I imagine his male member will be a swaying.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Probably. I think I would imagine that's what you'd want
if you were into that. Absolutely, I don't.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
I don't know that anybody is wanting that that's attracted
to it.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
You know, this is where you're wrong. No matter what
this I learned this from mister McGee. There is a specificity.
There's some guy out there that nothing would turn him
on more than watching someone shine their shoes naked. Whatever
you can think of. As Chickoffen says, there's probably a website.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, you're probably right.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
People who want to see nude men on zebra's side saddle.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Mean that would be a show. I would go to that.

Speaker 9 (09:26):
And one of the why is this so different between
men watching women women watching men dance naked, and men
watching women dance naked. Men almost have to sit on
their hands, right, they can't do anything, but women are
pawing and pulling and grabbing and having the time.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Of their life.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Pinching nipples and.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
It's because we're weak and we can't really do any damage.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
And are most of the men gay?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
They were thunder from down under when they shared our
green room.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
So this kind of sort of the sort of a non.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Once again, Pat, that's a come up with It's gonna
be one of those days.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
No, it's an interesting story, is that between that and
then the male naked shoeshine guy. And you've been in
the locker room with.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
The this could be a great thing, Pat, you go
late life gay guy.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, well nothing else is worth.

Speaker 11 (10:19):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't know, because like man.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
You could adapt a couple of your songs. What I'm
not sure how that one about big boob Barbara would
go if you, oh you change that around.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I don't think it's Barbara. Okay, have you uh uh?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Do you remember the naked car wash topless? Well topless? Okay,
well let's clarif of course, yeah, you don't want to
you don't want to have all nude car wash. That'd
be sick, but topless. I went there once. I couldn't
get my intenna to go down, got.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
A mind of its own.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Okay, that was very I never did go there, but
it was in It was in Cocomo, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
How about that, right, Cocomania. The club around here used
to do it tapless hmmm. Now, on the other hand,
on a much nicer started doing these days. Whatever.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Whenever I if I'm if I'm driving around on a
Saturday and I see one of those car washes to support,
you know, the high school band or whatever, I will
always go and have them wash my car. Then I'll
be Then I'll take it to the car wash to
get it cleaned up. But yeah, that's I I approve
of them doing activity. Does do that at the high school?

Speaker 9 (11:33):
Do you get out and relate to the kids, talk
to them in their language and and try to you know, hey,
what's what's up?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
What's the sitch? Well? I perhaps you could scrub this
six seven times? Did I use that? Right?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I got the six seven the other day for my
twelve year old nice. So what does that mean? And
no one knows.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
What that means? You my son said it out of
the blue. Point.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
You just say it when you can, and it's like
a pause. I think English, you got me at sixes
and sevens. They say that that means they're confused or something.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Hey, I give up, I've looked it up, so six
seven and then we just move on. Yeah, okay, it's
a note of confusion. Well, I'll welcome to the Bob
and Time program. I'm happy to be here. A couple
of things I'll remind you. I guess I already mentioned
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Speaker 9 (14:51):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
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I'm chick McGee, got Al Jackson coming up today, g

(15:13):
and marcoses and shoeing of the week.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Hello Tom, We'll be saying hello to Jim may Our,
winner of week four. Week five begins this evening. Get
your picks in with a bobintom dot com slash contest.
Did I say contest starts?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
All?

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Right?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Contest, it's really in the show. Is Jim going to
pick or Jim may not picked. Now we'll find out
you could win yourself a gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers,
an E gift card and you can peruse what he's
got going by going to I Hate Stephensinger dot com.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Thank you, Steven. And you're only doing that because you
know it drives me crazy.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
When I say, I didn't know they called him that
you gift What do you mean gift cards? They call
them gift cards. Yeah, but I didn't know there was
the so called E gift. Oh sure, this is the
gift in your email. Yeah, that way, but it's still
a gift card. Somebody who doesn't live next to Stephen

(16:14):
Singer can actually still get something.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Oh good boy.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
So that talk to Stephen Singer, you know, the daughter
and the Christmas and I gotta talk to him.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah, wherever you are you can enter this competition. Just
pick the winners in the NFL. We'll get into the
sports page coming up with Chick McGee shortly, but we
like to open the show by talking to you via
e mail.

Speaker 9 (16:34):
What have you got over there, dear Bob and Tom show.
My name is Brian from La Plata, New Mexico. I
believe that means the plata, and I was hoping that
Josh Arnold could possibly do a conversation as himself and
his cat. Gravy responds, Josh looks like my older brother,

(16:56):
and I have lost some.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Cats this year. Oh, sorry to hear. It makes my
day when he talks like his cat. Well, my cats.
Since yesterday was October one, they have been trying to
scare me now because it's Halloween season. They always try
to do that, and Gravy will will come up to
me and she'll say, I'm DrAk Ra. She thinks she's Dracula, okay,

(17:17):
and you don't catch there's a lot of rs and
a lot of Marara. So their English gets that way too,
and Gravy actually has a song, well go Gravy, what
are you doing? And she'll go, I'm drack Cra, No
you're not. Stop. And Halloween was on yesterday, and so
now she tells me that she's mc myers because she
doesn't know how to say Michael Myers, right, I'm m Myers.

(17:41):
No you're not mc myers. I'll stab you. No, no,
she has a Dracula song. Yeah, she'll go, uh, drack
Rock coming for you. Drack Ruck gone to get you,
drack ruck gone to bite you, drac Ras suck your
bra I go, no, you don't stop that. Bravy your

(18:03):
kids kind of it's kind of upbeat, doesn't have that husual, sort.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Of luxubrious organ sound.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Dracula, it is menacing. He's gonna he's gonna get you.
He's gonna suck your block. She has the whole story.
He's gonna get you. Yeah, or he's coming for you
that which is scary, and then gonna get you. There's
no escaping it. And then I'm gonna bite you. Well,
why suck your bro suck your brother teacats. You can't
say the else.

Speaker 9 (18:32):
Right, I'm mcmers, oh, little kiddie Debama. Tom Show is
a listener or your show for the better part of
twenty five years. I often find myself questioning how Tom
makes it through life given his constant magooing peran thank
you Josh. I catch myself shaking my head in both
confusion and bewilderment on almost a daily basis.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
This is word for word this letter.

Speaker 9 (18:59):
Listening to Tom talk about well anything, really keep up
the good work, Tom, Josh. It always gets me hearing
you yell at Tom Off Mike. Also also the metal
band I recommended a few months ago, Orbit Culture. How's
a new album coming out tomorrow? Oh, I'll check it out.
This is Tyler from Portland, Oregon. You guys make me

(19:23):
laugh every day.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Now I want to ask, young sharer, are you familiar
with the term magooing? Do you understand the origin of that?

Speaker 6 (19:31):
I don't it?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Of course is mister Magoo, the the iconic cartoon character
voiced by the Great Jim Backus. Jim Backus perhaps most
famous for being he was what the dad in the
James Dean classic?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Sure, but he's most famous.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Oh he's mister Howell on Gilligan's Island. Did you ever
see Gilligan's Island? Yes, the great Jim back Do you
hear the resignation?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Better?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Say?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yes? How do I get out of this converse? But
I think I think the.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Phrase, the phrase magoo ing is brilliant because mister Magoo. Uh,
mister Magoo had very poor vision, so he would often
mistake people for other things. And then he had a
he had an Asian assistant that has been politically corrected
out of existence, I believe. And uh, I'm a big

(20:29):
mister Magoo fan for my money, the Christmas classic Charles
Dickens a Christmas Carol. By far the best adaptation is
the Mister Magoo version of it. I actually have the
book about it, and of course the video. I highly
recommend it. It's a musical, it's brilliant. It makes me
tear up every time a year. But I'm being I'm

(20:49):
accused of magooing, meaning that I don't know what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Most of the wells would leave a wake of destruction
because he'd be driving thinking everything was fine, but meanwhile
everybody else is swerving out of his way.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
Not only not only was he disconnected and distant, he
had he was near sighted.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
He couldn't see.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, that was the main thing I have. I have
fine vision, don't get me wrong, But I.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Thought, God knows what you'd be if you couldn't see.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, oh boy, that'd be terrible. But I have a
life of adventure. Yesterday I had to drop a car
off at a distant land and I ubered back with
my very nice, uh Vietnamese driver, and he had his
phone mounted on the dashboard where he had his maps
and everything coming up, and the phone rang.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Did you find that fascinating. How did he get his
phone up there?

Speaker 4 (21:40):
He had some gizmo that had attached up there, which
is fine.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
And then the phone rang, and I encouraged him to answer,
oh no, and then and then he said, and I
will not try to emulate his imit that I should
say his accent.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
No to somebody defected it my wife?

Speaker 4 (21:56):
And I said, no, no, but take the call because no, no, no,
he didn't want to take because.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
He's at work.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
No, I don't care, well you should. And they had
a lovely wife had a very brief chat. Then when
he dropped me off at my house, I invited him in.
Oh god, what a maniac. He said, he didn't he didn't.
I always do this whatever. I uber to my house
and then I off he ended up. I gave him
a nice lime soda water. This is so fascinating those people,

(22:25):
and some rice pudding.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
You didn't give him a chocolate bar to tell you
where the good horse are?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Why Why wouldn't you? I said, your wife may have
done Josh's toes. He likes to get a pedicure. Yeah
I do, ye who doesn't. Uh, Well, let's let's move on.
We have more letters. I have a couple over here.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
How about I'm a fatty fat, fat fat letter. Oh good,
I love these You guys were talking about cool Whip.
We're all fans, I believe. Oh yeah. Take one tub
of cool Whip and one packet of Swiss Miss hot chocolate.
Pour the Swiss Miss into the cool Whip, then whip
with your blender and you'll have the best chocolate mooseh'll
ever eat.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Wow, that's great, great idea, and then you eat the
whole thing.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
I according to the title of this email, is fatty fat.
That is so delicious. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (23:22):
Like I was next Alexander Graham Bell and he had
the phone work for the first time.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Which of you doesn't like the squirter ready whips the
squirter one right.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Like that one did not care for it. I don't
care about the delivery system as long as it gets
in my mouth. I love that delivery.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Something there's something that flavors off the mixes off wrong,
like the artistic touch that it takes to apply it
to say a cupcake, and you twirl and like it
very much.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
By the way, my my oldest golden retriever, she's twelve,
and she's had some health problems recently, so Dad has
been really babying her. So I have started giving her
whip cream on top of her food like a massive pop.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Uh do what? She loves it?

Speaker 9 (24:07):
Oh, she rubs it. Yeah, and uh so last night
I forgot to put the whipped cream.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Did you get the look?

Speaker 9 (24:14):
And I put the food down, and she went looked
at the food, looked at me, looked at the food,
and I immediate.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Oh sorry, and I ran refrigeration. She runs nevermind. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
And every time I get the dogs back from a walk,
they have to get those dried liver treats. By the way, guys,
I got the number ordering you all more bags, Thank you,
thank you God. They but if I don't give them,
they sit there and look at me like we're back.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
We did the walk, we both pooped, We did the walk.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Where's the liver, buddy?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Have you tried one?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I you destroy your dog treats, right, I suppose I could.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
It's just it's I love them. I think chicken and
I are the only two in here that like liver.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, we've also I love living. I don't you just
sometimes ignore other us?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
That's because yours.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I just wish a relatively meaningless I just wish.

Speaker 9 (25:09):
Would joshuay on and whether he likes chicken liver or not,
I don't you like beef liver too?

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, I probably have more liver than honestly have anybody
in this I have a three times a week.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Do you cook it at home? Because it stinks up
the house big time.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I don't necessarily have that problem. But I also get
what's known as an ancestral blend. All my beef and
chicken are ancestral blends. Means the animals of that's incestral blend.
Is that tasty? Those are a little more ancestral blend?

(25:45):
Sorry bad you said it. We all have the livers
and hearts and some other things mixed in with the
meat itself. Nice. So I'm constantly getting it. But do
you fry it or boil it?

Speaker 4 (25:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
I brown it on the What are you you know
when you brown ground b for you brown? Now it
doesn't stick up your house. No, it's mixed with the
regular meet too, So it's all right.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Yeah, I'm not allowed to cook liver when there's certain
people in my house that would be any other human being.
Uh No, We've got to get back to our letters.
If you want to send us a letter, we'd love
to hear from you, no matter what the topic. Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com. And I promise no
more Frank's Appa poster emails.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Get but you mentioned it.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
We got one A lady who in high school decopaj
that poster hondu it Trey.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
There's a photograph of it.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
We'll let to do a lonely lonely womanh I'm still
trying to find one of those posters so I can
place it in here. But like I said, the one
I found this stay it was fifty two bucks. A
gag is a gag, but I think a gag, I'd
say my limit is twenty really yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah this.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
I love this letter the way it begins, thank you, Arthur.
It starts out sorry to bother you at work.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
You'll like this one. Chick.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Arthur writes, I had to take care of myself from
ages three to eleven. From fifth grade on, while my
mom worked one evening, I pulled out Jiffy Pop and
began to make it on an electric stove. Now, Jiffy
Pop is the one that comes with its own little
frying pan and you kind of rotate it over the
over the stove, the cook top, and it expands into

(27:24):
this globular foil thing. It's really cool.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
You shake it. Yeah, it's fine, unless you're Polish. Then
you then you shake the stove.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I don't know why we would attack our Polish friends.
A Polish man just ski down Mount Everest. I'd like
to see you do that. He was American bigot. Arthur continues.
I smelled something burning when I was in the living
room eating my Jiffy Pop, Arthur, it was me. I

(27:57):
had set the sleeve of my PJS on fire. They
were smoldering. I went to the kitchen put them in
the sink. In the future, I rolled up my sleeves.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah, I spent a lot of time at my house
when I was little by myself. I know you did too,
me too. I set the back porch on fire when
I was about nine or ten. I was watching the
Jerry Lewis movie Marathon and making popcorn and you had
to light our stove.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
It didn't have pilot light. You had to light a
match and wow. So I let a match lit the stove,
got the popcorn going. I threw the match out on
the back porch. I thought it was out and it wasn't.
So eventually I go, yeah, I was in one end
of the house, the back porches. Yeah, I got down.
It was fully involved when I got down.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Did you have a fire? Actually?

Speaker 9 (28:36):
Uh no, I just kept throwing water on it. It
finally put it out when I had the black marks
all over us. I had to wipe it down.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah. Did did your parents find out?

Speaker 7 (28:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah no.

Speaker 9 (28:45):
Was there a b oh exquisite beating? Okay, oh my god,
one into the house room now on my ear, my
left ear still ring. I got caught setting the fire
on my deck. My dad the classic punishment, Well, now
you've got to set the whole house on fire. Yeah,

(29:08):
I'm gonna sit here while you set the entire house.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
But it's out of your system now, isn't it. Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
It worked? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Okay, this is a lengthy letter, and I'm this is
a part of this is addressed to Josh.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
You were reading about the woman who wrote in saying
whenever she tastes chocolate, she sneezes. Oh yes, Josh might
know this. What song has sneezing in it?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh? Someone sneezing in the words Josh is a style.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I don't know. It's the offshoot band from the Clash
Big Audio Dynamite.

Speaker 9 (29:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, the song the Globe. Oh if I've
heard it, I don't remember it. Yeah, that's like their big,
biggest hit.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, Mick Jones Globe.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
Is Yeah, I think down at the Globe. Hmm, yeah,
you'll recognize it.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I bet yes, this is yes, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Bles Was that supposed to be sneezing? Yes, that again,
it sounds supposed to be sneezing. I've never put that together.
No saying bless you at the beginning of should I stare?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Should I go? Where?

Speaker 11 (30:24):
He right?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Right?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
And he he samples that. Huhh.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
I think it's a sound the sampling and as a
joke he's saying bless you. Yeah, yeah, I don't think that. Okay, yeah, no,
but I think it's it implies it.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, yeah. Nartistically it could be a sneeze.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
If you want to hear an artistic sneeze. I believe
we have an audio of UA of me sneezing. I
don't while doing some commercials, it's hanging in the air somewhere.
I had a conversation with my daughter, uh, my twelve
year old. We're in the car and she's been playing
a lot of country music lately, and of course a
lot of Taylor Swift, which used to Taylor was kind

(31:06):
of country now popular in any event, Have you heard
the song Oklahoma smoke Show? It's actually pretty good. Some
of his stuff is amazing. But I'll play just a
little bit of it for you, Zach Bryan and.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
You and one you eleven know, here's your small town
smoke show.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
You're a small town smoke show. So I asked Finn,
do you know what a smoke show is? And when
she played the song for the fiftieth time, and it
is a very good song, and she had, of course,
had no idea that I explained, cher, do you know
what a smoke show is?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Yeah, I know what a smoke show is?

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Ok? And is that strictly a reference, by the way,
to a lady that's incredibly attractive? You know.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
I feel like I've used it in reference to men,
but I like to, you know, use those terms however
which way I can.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, So, a smoke show. A friend of mine used
to use it all the time, but he was kind
of a country guy, so maybe that's why. But if
someone's a smoke show, it's a super hot woman.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
We are aware of. Yeah, were you aware of that?
Of course? Yeah, of course it's actually kind of dated.
You don't hear it nearly five years ago? Yeah, I
think it's very yeah, very really. Yeah. Clayton Anderson had
a country song where the smoke show was one of
the main lyrics, and that was easily six years ago
something like that. I am so far behind. Yeah, that's

(32:46):
all right, but apparably we'll be right back doing a
country by way of cold play. It sounded like a
little bit. Yeah, you know now that you mentioned it
to that is we'll be right back after this from
Tom Truck. Can you fit that into the other one? Oh?

(33:08):
I think it'll cut off the well, maybe not, I
don't know who. Pretty close close, and then shout the
other one.

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Speaker 1 (35:39):
Way.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. At the news desk.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
There's Cheryl. Lastly, Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
Hey chick, there's Josh ARNOLDI Cosma, I'm chick hell out Tom.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
All of a sudden, busy, just doing some organizing over here.
I just I'm just just telling everybody. The last line
of my obituary is going to be, Yes, he died
tripping backwards over.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
A small dogs. How he want to go? It's not
a bad way to go. My dogs think, My dogs
think that I.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Every night I do the dishes, of course, and I
have a system, and I'm all constantly interrupted. I like
no one, no one anywhere near me when I do
the dishes. I can handle it. I've got a way
that I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
You you could make that happen. You say two three things.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
But as I put the dishes in the dishwasher, the
dogs and they insist on going over and licking what
is in there. The other night, my larger dog, my
Golden Retriever, got his collar caught on one of the
rubbery things on the dishwasher. He backed up, took the
entire tray out of the dishwasher and ran across the

(36:55):
living room. Needless to say, the mess was Exquist said, yeah, no,
I tripped over the little guy last night. I went
back and all I didn't realize he was back there
near death experience.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
When they licked the dishes in the dishwasher, do you
feel like you have to rinse them off again?

Speaker 4 (37:12):
I've already rinsed them, and I like to put them
in the dishwasher more or less completely clean. To me,
the dishwashers just a sterilized the microbes.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Haven't studies. You're supposed to the dirty or the better.
I don't buy that. I don't. It makes zero sense
to me. I guess a lot of science makes zero
sense to me. The whole Put hot water in your
ice cube trays, it'll freeze faster than cold a lot.
Somebody even wrote in and said, here's why that's true,

(37:44):
and I read it and went, this is why you
and I both dropped out of science. This is beyond me.
I'm going to go read about Narnia.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Yeah, this is why I love engineers, because I couldn't
do any of that stuff. Coming up, we have some
outer space stuff. We have some cool stuff in the
world of sports, sporting news coming up. Pets though, aren't
we Oh yeah, not a sports pal Shara, do you
have pets not currently?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Sarah? You're gonna have to give me about seven weeks
on this.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I have become my dad when it comes to learning
people's name. Soriah.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
That's an active name. Oh your skin is so flaky,
Sharia all your skin? How did you get the name Soriah? Well,
my real name is Sria.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Every day is like wind Sharia like diary. All right.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Isn't that a Sharia is like a Muslim thing?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Right?

Speaker 11 (38:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Don't like it? Rock rock a little bit.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
This is our is the class little clash day.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Okay? Did you have any more letters from there? Dear
Bob A top show? Did we find out? Do you
have pets?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
No?

Speaker 6 (39:03):
I don't have any pets right now.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
You have a dog growing up? I did not.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
I had cats growing up, and then I had a
beautiful dog up until a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Is this a breakup?

Speaker 6 (39:13):
I mean I did get her with a man, and
then I kept the dog, and then he kept the cats.
And then he brought one of the cats back several
months later, and that cat was pregnant and he didn't
tell me that. So I just came home and that cat.
So I should have gotten a pre pet up.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
He talked about the so.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Called pet nups. Absolutely, how's this guy doing? Now?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Do you keep track?

Speaker 6 (39:38):
As far as I know, she's doing well.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
I mean, the guy dumped a cat on her. What
it's not like he threw it through the window dead
it was. That's a problem. You don't give people animals
unless they answer. By the way, it kind of reminds
me of this letter's.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Totally forgotten that he asked me for a letter. I started, Oh,
go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, No, I insist.

Speaker 9 (40:05):
Dear Bob and Tom Show. My wife joined the fantasy
football league at work. She also has to listen to
me repeat all the best moments from the Bob and
Tom Show daily.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Oh that's like, that's at least three hours fifty minutes.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
So this past Sunday, she was watching the Eagles game
and they announce a play and say Kwan Barkley running
around in and I hear her say Kwan Barkley my
fourteen year old son, and I busted out laughing. Thanks
for the laughs and all the entertainment that's from justin.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I don't think people give enough credit to how funny
moms are. A real funny Yes, until they're not.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Oh well, I'll just let's just go with our mom
noth include the whole room.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Wouldn't be fair.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Speaking of watching football, get your picks in bobintime dot
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(41:13):
hundred dollars gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I got a letter here.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
We had a letter yesterday from bird dog. Yes, yes,
And then we had another letter from another guy wondering
if it was the same bird dog that had cleaned
up his tattoo in prison on the stry.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Bird dog is a badass. Evidently that's when I hear.
Have we received any more? Not so far?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Okay, violence is incriminating, isn't it? Sometimes sometimes silence is
an answer. A bird dog is also the nickname truckers
give for a radar detector because it hunts the police detectors.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Well, isn't bird dog?

Speaker 9 (41:55):
Bird dog also slang for a buddy who's trying to
back up pick up your girl.

Speaker 11 (42:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Check the reference in this Steve Earle song Guitar Town.
Oh Love, that's a that's a great album.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, and I like that song.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Is that is that exit o that album? It's called
Guitar Town, the very first debut. Okay, I forget which
is Steve Earl's his early stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I really love. He's wonderful.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
He's been in here a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Oh, I'm jealous. I'd love to meet Steve Earl.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
We'd like to hear from the other bird Dog, the
original bird Dog, to see what's going on there with.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
The Hey, but like like Chick said, maybe you know,
maybe we don't have to That's right, Yeah, I have
to leave bird Dog alone. Okay, Okay, he's a badass. Okay, good.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
We have badass sports coming up in your letters. We're
in the Oili Auto Park Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (42:42):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
is Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 9 (42:50):
Our welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show at
the Silac Insurance News Desk at Cheryl. Lastly, Hello, there's
Pat Godwin. They Chick Joshua's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Park Studios.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I'm chick. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
We've been talking a lot about the posters you have
on your wall when you're a kid, maybe when you're
in high school, maybe college, maybe those those glorious single
years before someone moves in and takes all your stuff
off the walls. Dear Bob and Tom, first time emailer,
longtime listener. Aside from the requisite I'm reading this verbatim

(43:31):
booby posters, I did have Cindy Crawford and Kathy Ireland.
I did have what you might want to call nerd
posters Final Fantasy seven. Oh sure, what's that a video game?
Oh okay, if you've ever seen TIFA or UFI, I
don't know what that is. He goes, this is for

(43:53):
nerds only.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
He's I gether.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
There's a lot of gaming t shirts and gaming posters,
and sure a lot of merch for that stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I recently bought a bunch of gaming t shirts for someone.
Oh yeah, I had no idea what they signified, but
I was happy to happy to get them.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
As a gift.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I bring it up because we have an exciting story
from the world of gaming coming up.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
In sports Chick. Do you own any consoles?

Speaker 9 (44:24):
I do, and it's still in the box. I haven't
opened it yet, but I don't because it's what I
would do. That's kind of my thing, Like it would
be a nine hour Grand Turismo had all ten of
its fingers in me for about two and a half years,
and I finally got away from it.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, there are people that do nothing but that.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Yeah, yeah, I kind of get it, totally understand. Yeah,
there's they have golf widows back in the day. Now
they have they have women that are and also there's
some tremendously talented women who play those games that'll be
coming up in sports huge. But our letter continues. I
joined the alumni band after twenty seven years of not

(45:07):
being in college or the band. My son is a
freshman at the University of Iowa. I got on the
field with him to march in the pregame. Yeah, we
were talking about that guy in Louisiana that joined us
at an advanced stage. He went back to college just
so we could be in their great famous marching band.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Right, but not the alumni band. He took a spot
from a kid with dreams. Yeah, he earned a spot.
This whole five days absolutely a gimmick. Oh god, gimmick
with the capital G. Yeah. No, don't we have to?
Are we doing the story of No, we're not?

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Okay, well we we I forget, I have to You're
a baby. I have to watch what I say off
the air. Okay, we won't be doing the story.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Twenty two year.

Speaker 9 (45:57):
Old guy went back to high school just about his age,
so he could be on the football team and date
some of the juniors.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
You know what I mean. Yeah, that's that's cool. No,
not cool at all.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
It sounds cool, it's not cool. Well it's not a
football play. Let's let's let's it's not legal.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
This is all you're doing.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
I mean in fast times, Fast times at Richmond High
the remember the story of that. The guy that wrote
that Camera Crow actually went back to high school. He
looked so young because he was, and he was about
to release a book about his early days writing for
Rolling Stone, et cetera. But he didn't abuse the situation. No, no,

(46:45):
that we know of, so clearly he did not know.
Of course he didn't.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I'm just kidding here, Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (46:52):
Someone's started to change the subject. If I had a
this was from Ethan. If I had a nickel for
every time Tom told me not to look up the
life story of Brian Wilson, I could retire today. I
am twenty five years old. Let's see, hello people, Bob

(47:14):
Tom Show. I was watching Garbage TV last night and
there's this show called ninety nine to Beat on Fox.
I didn't realize that your favorite person in the world,
David Rush, is on that show. I can't wait to
see him get taken out.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
We've ruined David Rush for that person.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah, David Rush holds more world records than anyone else.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Right now, it's not true. Jason from Saginaw. He also
holds Tom's heart in his head. Yes, he does something
world class juggler. You'd frendchhim, wouldn't God.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
We also went around the horn yesterday discussing Halloween candy
with it Aund Because what is.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
The proverbial horn? When you go around the horn? Where
did that come from?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
It's from baseball?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Oh oh, then okay, but but what horn? Does that
come from? First to second to third?

Speaker 9 (48:01):
It's it was a shape like the horn originally in
Major League Baseball back in the nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah, eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Eighteen nineteen hundred.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
You said nineteen hundreds, that could have been ninety nine.
I knew what you meant when you said you knew
what he meant, because the used to having the.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
First base over everything. The first baseman had a horn
to signifying now bullthorn.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Oh, I see. It was sort of like Lord of
the Rings.

Speaker 9 (48:28):
And they would throw it and when it goes back
to the first base, you've hut and then.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
You'd have to blow it. I thought maybe it was
the horn of plenty, your hornicopia had a thanksgiving around
the horn. Yeah, they went around and talked about what
they were thankful for or something like salish. It couldn't be.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
You're the guy that worked for Rawlings. I would have
think they would have taught you that the first day.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Oh no, no, they Baseball lingo is sports lingo is
really a deep, rich history. You can read it all
about my in my book Idioms of the Athlete. Yes
a picture here, Bob a Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
After listening to Tom list off slang terms from his era,
I have the question, was Tom ever actually really cool
quote right on, my man, that's from Amy, right on.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
What would you say? Yes? No, you were you cool?
Were you a social butterfly? You could? You could hang
with anybody? I think you were.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Actually, I think I was in pursuit of the in
pursuit of the cool throughout my life, but never really arived, always.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
On the outside of the circle. Instead of we do
we all pursue being cool. I think you're cool in
your own ways. Sometimes being not cool.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
It's cool man, all right, that seems to be really
in right now. Actual, Yeah, but I'm really not cool.
I was casting it about the color of my socks recently.
Oh sure, yeah, but your children don't count or your girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Why are you wearing white socks and blue shoes? I
don't know if they're comfortable there. I've got to go
to the gym later.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Well you ever, how close are you the standing up,
flipping the dinner table and yelling? How about a little
effan respect?

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I would accept, I would accept our dinner tables too heavier, embarrassing.
I had to move. I had to move that to
clean the other day. It's like, oh my god, I
gotta call a crew to move this thing.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
What's it made of?

Speaker 9 (50:36):
So when you you get up and going to work
out later in the day, you wear the same socks
to work out in and then wear them home that
you've worn.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Oil the pilates. My pilates work out, you don't wear
socks at all. But in my regular workout, I just
you know, well, how do you do you plates on
a map, on a mat. You're on a machine called
a reformer. I have yet to be reformed, by the way,
Well don't you?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
And it's really weird.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
A friend of mine who was an Orthodox Jew got
on the reformer and suddenly he shaved his head.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Let's go party, He's now reformed. How do you walk
around with your talon like feet with no socks on?
Don't you are tamed? Do you think they clacked like
the velocal raptor? And dress? Absolutely? Asked by a buddy
of mine, Uh, were you cool in high school? And

(51:27):
I go, I can. I can hang out with the
cool kids. I can hang out with the nerds. I
kind of just floated, and he goes sounds like nerd
talks to.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Me, Cheryl, what do you think hang on a second?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Cool or not?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Are you hear your hair it comes. Are you still
no I got blue tennis shoes with white socks and
blue jeans.

Speaker 13 (51:50):
No.

Speaker 6 (51:51):
I mean, I think it's fine. I don't think it's
necessarily cool.

Speaker 9 (51:57):
When I was we called those bus drivers white goes
bus bus drivers more white socks and dark shoes like that.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
There's a famous thing where Billy Joel and concert remember
this patter. He says to the guy, Hey, stand up
and show is your white socks. Some guy's sucking them.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
I don't know, I know, so trends have really changed recently,
so I'm.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
Not really.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Back to long white.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
One.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
It's been Yeah, I see teenage boys with crocs and
long white socks stripes on the top.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
But yes, all you do that is very like back in,
like the two stripes on top. Although this has been
back in the cool for several years, two or three years,
so I think it might even be going back the
other way where you.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Get it's being cool. It's just too complicated.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
It's very complicated.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Said yeah, and then you're not gonna look, let's just
say you're having surgery and the the the anesthesialogist walks in,
and you're not going to say, hey, you're not passing
guys to me with those white socks.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
You realize it.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Yeah, being cool isn't that important?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Do you still.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Cut the tops off your socks because they're too tight?
It depends you take a pair of scissors and cut
the elastic out.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Of the I don't like that. I don't like your
hemmed jeans. Wrong thread? What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (53:19):
What's wrong with hemming your jeans?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
It doesn't look cool? What you have to original? Originally?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
I bought a new pair of jeans yesterday, so we're
all so tryme out for you guys soon.

Speaker 9 (53:28):
So thirty two or thirty four doesn't get it? No,
you want thirty one. By the looks of them, they're
like twenty nine. And then I have issues with the
length of one leg.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
And the other. Oh well, that's that is an issue. Weird?
What are you? Are you a gamp? What are you
talking about?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
No, there's just a certain masses take up space and
thus raise the other legs dress.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
His hog is so large, Josh, he throws off his gate.
Oh yeah, yeah, wow, that's a curse, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
That's giving me a whole new perspective on men that.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
I would say, I know, ace is gonna argue this
chick and Pat always look the coolest.

Speaker 11 (54:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, you guys always seem to be dressed. Yeah, yeah
he is. But my feelings, no, you and I don't care.
We have lost of your things to think about. You know,
it's cooler than someone who could quote T. S. Eliot.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
You guys are cool up here, and that's all that.

Speaker 9 (54:27):
Matt Mom looks like he got off a bus, ran
into a good will and a pair of pants, and
ran out.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
But it was obviously a good will and a nice neighborhood.
These are expensive jeans. Tom and I grew up in radio,
so you don't have to dress for the room.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
This shirt is this?

Speaker 4 (54:46):
This shirt is a Sid Mashburn. Come on, Sid makes
a nice product. Oh I love said, yeah it will
take care Billy Reid, Oh yeah, I got him.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Billy Reid. Small, run small, be careful, billiaries the nice.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Now we have to stop the show, Sherif the show
is famous for references, that literally no gets glad every
once in a while to spend an hour trying to
figure out one of our references. Dennis Miller wouldn't get
some of these references, including the reference to Dennis Miller. Okay, okay,
very good. Coming up, we have some sporting news, including

(55:26):
a gamer news really kind of cool gamer story. I'm
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Speaker 1 (56:40):
Thank you very much. I lost him during the commercial.
Did you see that he was looking?

Speaker 9 (56:46):
I know he's looking.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Famous for her, Why wouldn't you look her up her pictures? Yeah,
famous for her legs looking right, yeah, silk stockings, Oh yeah, yeah.
And her legs were amazing because they went right up
to Yeah, they had her on one end, feet on it.
I can see his share of checking out. Another great

(57:10):
reference to stop up here, Mary Pickford, which is I
know you look stunned. None of this, none of this
really means anything. We are in the Rally Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (57:28):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. There's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold Schera.
Lastly there's Ace Cosby. I'm chick, Hello, Tom.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Chick, Good to see you.

Speaker 12 (57:40):
Is her.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
We were discussing who is the coolest one in the
room and were we trying to be cool dressing or
I forget and I believe the joshu opined that.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
You guys are too smart to worry about what you
look like. The chicken pat are the coolest. They always
they always look in style. Uh yeah, fashionable. I have
not changed the way I dress since junior year in
high school.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
I mean, I really feel like you're always on top
of Really, I get the Vanity Fair a week before
it's out.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Few shit is in this month.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
You guys always look good. Chick always has the coolest shoes.
I like Larry David, that's all. Yeah, I dress Larry dresses.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Wow. Yeah, the shoes. Tom and I are kind of uniform.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Men typically were the same thing almost every Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Same what easier?

Speaker 6 (58:31):
The same shirt and several colors or.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Well it's as long as it's dark blue or black? Right, Yeah,
pretty much. But who has the coolest cars?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Though? I think, oh, not me? Yeah, not you.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
But I'm not a car guy. Yeah, Cheryl. When you're
in the let's say you're in the market for a man,
I am okay, good, okay?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Does the car?

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Does the automobile or the truck have any significant sway
in your opinion?

Speaker 6 (59:00):
I mean, I'm not really a car person. But if
it's clean, I mean, then that's.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
You'd rather have, like a clean, clean, newer, a nicer car.
But if the guy's in a Corvette, it's not going
to impress you.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
No, I don't really people are gonna hate me for this.
I'm not a huge I don't like like a little
sports car. I mean, it's neat to look at, but
I don't really want to ride in it.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
I see, how about am I I'm uncomfortable in the.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Yeah, I'd rather a luxury suv with leather seats or something.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
So then there are there Wait a minute, we hold
hold lout of a second, so we're not work. So
if the guy's got a truck but it's got leather.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
You're okay with it.

Speaker 6 (59:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Can you drive a four speed or a manual transmission?

Speaker 6 (59:44):
I know how, but I haven't done it in a
really long time, so probably Okay.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
That's that's that's a good quality to have.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
I know, we have just been educating you about the
sid Charisse said, Dancer said Cherie, not Omar's sister. It's
said Charisse, not Oh did I say Sharif. Yeah, I
got to get more fluid in No, I know it's
just and that's a cyd said, but enough of the
obscure reference.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Is that any relation to l SID. No, that's a
c I d oh. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
It's a time to check in with a chick macgee
at the Bob and Tom sports desk.

Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
All right, yosh Yoshinobu Yamamoto struck out in the Dodgers
advanced the nld as, Tom, can you tell me what
that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
NLDS? Yeah, National League Vision there, indivisual series was absolutely correct.

Speaker 9 (01:00:35):
Last night Dodgers broke the game open a four run
six beat the Reds eight four hit five Dingers in
a ten to five win. On Tuesday, the Dodgers eliminated
the Reds by small playing small ball last night thirteen hits,
mookie four for five with three doubles. The Dodgers faced
the Phillies in the nld S starting Saturday in Philadelphia,

(01:00:56):
and guests will be on the mound for the Dodgers.
That's right, show Hey, oh Tani, Hey, he'll make his
postseason pitching debut. How about that the Los Angeles Dodgers.
There will only be about ten thousand reporters covering that,
A lot of cameras if you know what I'm trying.
I'm sure the Phillies fans will welcome him with open eyes.

(01:01:17):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Do the TV ratings do they those games all go live?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
What time of do they? I don't know what time
it is in Tokyo in Japan.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Yeah, I'm sure that they get I would imagine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
They are live, and I would imagine they Oh no,
there goes Tokyo. Oh whoa WHOA great song. Hm hmm.
I agree. Little Blue Oyster called for that. Ass.

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox last night four to
three in Game two of the American League Wildcard Series.
Even that at a game of piece, Manny Machado hit
a two run over and Mason Miller dominated again. Padres
beat the Cubs three nothing. Mason Miller through the fastest
pitch ever in postseason baseball last night, one hundred and
four miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Didn't you play Father Carris and the Interests? Oh it
was Jason Miller.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Jason Milly fine playwright wrote that championship season.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah, no, different guy.

Speaker 9 (01:02:17):
Now see this is what I mean when I say
I'm not the sports guy. We're talking about that championship
season and Jason Miller, great stage plays.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Great plan. You know who has son it? Jason Miller's son,
Martha Miller. I don't know. It's the guy from the
Vampire movie, Patrick Something. Yeah, yeah, Jason Powell. Oh yeah,
Jackie Leeson's grandson.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
That's even more obscure. Wow, the show is really getting
a referenced out.

Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
Guardians even their American Wildcard series with the Tigers six
to one win in Game two.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
And if they win this they get to change their
name back to the Indians.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
From the NFL.

Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
Dylan Gabriel will get us first NFL start On Sunday,
Brown's face the Vikings in London at Tottenham Hotspur. The
Browns benching Joe Flacco rightfully so after he struggled to
lead the offense in the first four games. Down Joe,
here's another list.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Let's say Joe quote, how about some blocking fellas. He's
blaming everybody but Flaco. Oh yeah, Flack was a good guy.
Black was my favorite guy. Yeah, it's not Joe's fault.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
When will When will mister Sanders be called up?

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Doesn't look like anytime soon. He's he's having some problem.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
Baseball signed by the brand new Pope Leo the fourteenth
ex yeah fourteenth, the first American to hold the papacy
Now when you when you string up for auction, when
you start your pontificate, will you be signing stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
I first of all, I have to become Catholic, which
is going to take a while. I don't think I'll
lived it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:59):
The rolling official Major League baseball, bearing a blue ballpoint
signature saying Leo pp Fort x I V, is described
by the auction house as a rare item of modern
papal memorabilia.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Well it seems pretty uncool for someone to a get
it and be then sell it. Do you think, said
the guy who doesn't have an appreciation for what money is?

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
So someone obviously had an audience with the pope and
they handed him the baseball and he signed it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Yeah, and evidently he signs Leo p.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Oh there is there's a photograph of x I V.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
There it is. Wow. Well he writes like a child.
You know, it's pretty It's not easy to sign a baseball. Yeah, yeah,
it's pretty good for a baseball. Do we have a
what do they call it?

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
The what's that called an auction where they tell you
this the history of the item.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Oh, I don't know whether there's a special word for
history of the item. Yeah, there's a name for this,
the provenance or something. Ever attended an auction besides the
silent auction or whatever? Is that where you touch your nose,
put a hand up or number? He just write. You know,
you've never I've never been to a proper Oh I
am like a Sothabes style auction.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Oh it's great, it's really fun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Did you did you win? Did you buy?

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Did you successfully bid? I was seeing an auction. I've
done a bunch of them with an actual auctioneer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Can you imagine he's the one up there asking no, no, no,
I'm the one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
These are these professional auctioneers are amazing. Hey, they it's
an art form. This guy, I remember this one guy.
They brought him in from out of town. He was amazing,
and he had and then he had a very happy wife.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
This guy, that's why you were flew out of his mouth.
You couldn't wipe the smile off. He's good yet.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
But again, none of you guys agree that it that
that selling the Pope's autograph just seems I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Guess we're all so aware of how memorabilia works, and
I mean that's you know, this is par for the course.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
I mean, I hope it was like a net, like
you had to say, I mean, if you had, if
you could hold onto it for a while, it's just
gonna get more and more valuable, right so.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
But.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Distasteful unless it was like for charity.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
It's the pope. It's not who cares.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
I guess I'm the only one that has any respect
for the Pope?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
What it's just not what are they going to do?

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
A white sox Pope Leo the fourteenth bobblehead?

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Do you think that he Shouldn't you think the Vatican
isn't selling the tackiest smirch you've ever seen? Have you
seen some of the stuffy? The Vatican has a gift shop.
I guarantee there are pope bobbleheads. Really, Yes, it's hammer time, man,
Come on, wake up, well a pat, don't you have

(01:07:02):
a tribute to the Pope? I think I do. The first,
the first American Pope. I'm Leo the fourteenth. I am
Leo the fourteenth. I am I am.

Speaker 13 (01:07:13):
I can't marry the widow next door because I wouldn't
be the pope no more.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
In all these years I've been.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
Celibate, celibate, slept with a Nelly or a Sam no Sam.
I'm the brand new pope from Chai Town. Leo the fourteenth.
I am. I almost forgot how many numbers it was second,
first saying that's the first.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
I'm Leo the fourteenth. I am Leo the fourteenth. I am,
I Am. I can't marry the widow next door because
I wouldn't be the pope no more.

Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
In all these years I've been cellibate, So I ever
slept with a Nelly or a Sam no Sam?

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
The first Pope?

Speaker 7 (01:07:49):
That's American Leo the fourteenth, thygh am, I am Leo
the fourteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
I am O, Tom. Here's your Pope, Leo the fourteenth.
Bobblehead right there, And you know where this is available
to buy Catholic Supply dot com. So they're in on it.
I mean, I know there's actually this is fun.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Right across there used to be a comedy condo for
one of the comedy clubs here in town, and it
was a a residence building and they all the comedians
would stay there each week. And it was directly across
the street from the Catholic supply store, So if you
needed to go buy a Catholic while you were in town. No,

(01:08:34):
I'm totally That sign always made me laugh. So there
are pop Leo Bobble, It's oh why stand correctly? It
just it just seems to me if someone handed the
popa baseball and said sign it, it just seems, I
don't know, inappropriate to immediatelygo sell it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Well. I mean, there are players who are very skeptical
at signing, and actors and stuff like that, because there
are so many people out there that are that do
just that, Hey we sign this please, Oh what's your name?

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
No, no name? That you the giveaway? Yeah, and then
they know they're going to flip it right away. But
tacky and you know some of the big time autograph
seekers they hire kids to go up and ask ball players.

Speaker 9 (01:09:11):
That's really gross. And then the kids give them to
you know already back there. Who's running, you know, fifteen
kids getting.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
I remember I remember the HBO thing where they they
had the guy in the back of his store signing
for all these famous people. One can be skeptical. So again,
the is the word provenance?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Is that the right word?

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Where they continue to tell you the history of who's
how this thing got signed, who honestly don't know okay,
I've been an auction guy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
I don't. Uh well, yeah, now it's a time to
get back to the sports base.

Speaker 9 (01:09:43):
A new mother won a video game tournament while holding
her five day old baby whoa the gamer who goes
by the handle Legion and the O and Legion is
a zero okay, entered a Mortal Kombat EXL tournament hosted
by Juicy Game Night in Florida. She beat three other competitors,

(01:10:05):
including her own husband, all while holding her newborn daughter.
The gamer won a The gamer won a twenty eight
dollars prize and a trip to the DreamHack Atlanta gaming
festival in late October.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Why is this a sports story because it's just show
there's a look at the picture of her.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Yeah, everybody look at the picture of the baby, little
teeny little baby, and obviously she's preparing to breastfeed. How
about the picture that kid's hungry. I you know, we're
having a big lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Well that's kind of the idea, right, the boobs get bigger,
fill they sure do anything.

Speaker 12 (01:10:44):
This is a sweet story.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Well, I mean it's inspiring when so powerful twenty eight dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Prize, that's that's probably a babysitter would have probably cost
eighty So if that's her husband next to her, I
have some disagree that will be judging by the you know,
I would say, let's see, there's almost nothing. There's almost

(01:11:11):
no joke I can make that I can get away with.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
I think the answers.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
I think it's first of all, it's a nice lesson
for the rest of the gamers that at least one
of them has actually had sex.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
I think it's a sweet story.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
There are a lot of great lady gamers out there,
there are a ton yes. And one thing I learned
recently the hardware, the electronic hardware. What is that called
the headset? Yeah, the headset with the microphone that's got
better technology than we have in radio.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Those they're taking that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
There's enough money in that world where they can create
the greatest sonic headset microphone combination. Ever, it's better than
the ones the guys at the super Bowl have because
they're making so much money in that business. Coming up,
it's the show and of the week. Our special guest
will be our winner from Jackson, Michigan. Jim May won
that five hundred dollars E card from Steven Singer Jewelers.

(01:12:09):
Also coming up, John Marcos Sores, a great comedian, he's
got a new special out there floating around. And comedian
Al Jackson. They're all on the way. We are in
the o'iley Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show. More of the show is on the way.

Speaker 10 (01:12:24):
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Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Doun in the white rope, Welcome back to the Bob
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Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Paperwod Wow, sir, It's unbelievable.

Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
At the Silac Insurance News desk at Cheryl. Lastly, there's
Pat Godwin, I checked Josh Arnold, hi Ace Cosby.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
We're the O'Reilly Hotto Parks Studio. I now the add
show continues out of know where.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
I have a question.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Yes, yes, we've talked about that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
What is it walk on music? What is it like
that that ballplayers haven't the ball players? Okay? The composition trouble?

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
What did you what would you choose? Josh?

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Probably right now by corn.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Nice Pat, you you've had the equivalent of that in
comedy where you're about to take the stage, what would
you have them play?

Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
It always be Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel, not the keyboard
part right where they start that.

Speaker 9 (01:13:30):
Yeah, that's a great intro at that part. Yeah, that's great.
Great to check than you ever thought about it? Tear
it out, my queen. Yeah really, oh yeah, no doubt Now.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Shera Shara is sitting in for Christy Lee Cheryl.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Lastly, have you ever thought about this?

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
I haven't. I have never been an athlete, and I've
never been asked in a comedy show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
What music do you have? Anything?

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
Something kind of upbeat, not something too like girly and
slow and sad.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
I'm sorry, can I change my answer? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Poetry man by many represents the poetry. Poetry man is
not many ripper. That's loving you, poetry man, see snow, snow.
You're right, You're loving you is just love, I think right?
That is?

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
That's you know whose mom that you know? She is?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
No? Her daughter is a famous Maya Angelou?

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Is that am Maya Maya?

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Off?

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
My Rudolf? Maya? Rudolf?

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Oh my my hand is a different person.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
My fault.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
You know, today's references at least eighty percent of them
are correct, Mardolf.

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
But that of that thirty per song is no good.
Now wait a minute, I'm changing my mind again. Here's
my walk up song.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
That's right, this is stroll Stroll up. When I hit
the ball. I'm sweet man, we're just playing for the
Rockford Peaches.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Wow, I'm in touch with my feminine ship ship.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Ship al batting after Betty's spaghetti and of course Chick
is crying. There's no crying in baseball. Still, well, Darling, Yeah, man,
that movie is great. So have you thought of anything Shara? Anything?

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
Maybe I would do Sarah Shara by Stargate Sorry Starship.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Yeah, and that's that's not the one by Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
No, no, that's why she said it's the one by Starship.
I don't remember that. Oh yeah, Marty balancing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Well, I got to pick one. I'll have to do
some homework your art. Maybe maybe maybe Steve Hunter and
Dick Wagner the intro to Uh lou Reed and the
live album Sweet Jane, What.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Sweet change that that flourishy sort of thing before it
kicks in. Yeah, he didn't know that version of Sarah,
but he's what about lou Reed?

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
And what about the great Dick Wagner and Steve Hunter duo.
Dick unbelievable man, that's a great.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
It doesn't necessarily that whole, that flourishing beginning the sweet
Jane doesn't suggest, oh this is not it's a different thing. Okay.
I remember gentleman batting forth with the paces loaded. I
see the crowd already loves it from by the ways,

(01:16:41):
so wild persons. I never heard this. This is the
famous live version. It's all famous. Neither of us have
heard it. It's one of his typical famous story would
you turn it up?

Speaker 11 (01:16:54):
No kidding?

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
He's in my hand one of the I was there
that show, Yes, Wow, Academy of Music, New York City.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
The studio version starts with that, like literally.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Dick Wagner great, they toured with Alice Joseph Lover, I
fell in love and they bypassed you. Steven Dick wouldn't
book out there, I believe written by who? I wonder well,
that'd be pretty cool walk on music.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
So, somebody dig up that Jane song so I can
maybe I'll remember it. You mean Sarah, Sarah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Sorry? Is that is that? Mickey Thomas? Okay? Okay, he's good.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
He does fool around and fell in love with Oh
I hate that one too, really. Yeah, so you're saying
you hate the song.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
For some reason. That one hits me wrong. Oh yeah,
Elvin Bishop was the Yeah no, not for me. Great guy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
Okay, let's he's been. I think he was a Rhodes
scholar or something. Man, what's a push on here? We
have more sporting news.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
I believe, until you interrupt again.

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
Yes, Former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler started serving a four
day jail sentence in Tennessee's Williamson County for driving under
the influence and carrying a firearm while intoxicated.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
That's something about the story bothers, but that's not it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:20):
Police documents show Cutler was arrested in Franklin, Tennessee, in
October after rear ending another vehicle and trying to leave
the scene after offering two thousand dollars to the vehicle's
driver to not call the police.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
And I see, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
I think the guy is just a little little cheap.
I would absolutely do that.

Speaker 9 (01:18:40):
Coutler pleaded guilty on August twenty sixth to a misdemeanor
DUI charge and connection with a crash in Franklin, Tennessee.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
At least he hit something his vehicle rear ended late
in his career. Under the plea deal, prosecutors, Hey, Jay,
that was what you thought of.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
No, that's what bothers me is.

Speaker 9 (01:19:00):
The theaters dropped the charge related to firearm possession while intoxicid.
They dropped that charge, and they say, go, bears.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
The law is so weird that that people involved in
just go how about we just forget about that one
part and we just do that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Yeah, yeah, he's a hunter. He probably had a license
for the gun.

Speaker 9 (01:19:19):
Cutler must also pay a three hundred and fifty dollars fine,
completed UI safety class, serve one year of unsupervised probation,
and have his driver's license revoked in Tennessee.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Does that mean he can drive elsewhere?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
I don't know if this is your story.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
I'm just saying, but I think if this is, if
I was in that situation, you just have to fork
over more money. This is a negotiation. Hey, look, you
got a little fender bender two thousand bucks? What would
you just say?

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
What's this?

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
What's this going to cost you? Eight hundred bucks? Here's
four thousand dollars just to get to avoid Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
That you take your car and you find out that
the whole uh frame is bent and it's total.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
You just do a deal with the guy, negotiations.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
You're gonna call the police. You just think he should be.
You think Jay Coler's above the law exactly? Do you
consider yourself? Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
How many red lights I went through coming into work
this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Oh well, I do that. I stopped out there. I stopped.
But it's three in the morning. There's nobody out here.
I've only been pulled over twice.

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
Although I a cop followed me all the way down
the road out here from what they just added a
new light.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Just you see that thing. I don't come the way.
Once again, your memory, I forget. You live on the
other side of live on the lesser side of town.
I didn't say that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
It was implied. I had to get up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
I didn't get much sleep. Lifestyle. I was out begging
for money and food.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
But hey, listen, Christy has running water and sewage for
the first time. She lives so far out of town. No, seriously,
do you think if you're a Jay cuttler, don't you
think this makes sense? I would not back I would
not be intoxicated, but I mean I would have right.
I think this was kind of a comeback move.

Speaker 9 (01:21:14):
I think two k's a little light. So you your
problem with it is you he should have offered more money.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Yes, all right, so the cash she had probably on here,
but you make a deal with the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
I'm not saying I've in a similar situation, but no, Hey,
look I'll take.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Care of it. You know, you know who I am.
I think four days in prison is right. If I
am drunk and I hit somebody, Oh, and then I
try to leave the scene. Throw me in jail for
four days, it'll be forty days before you get to
see a judge time served. Although I don't know you
might be around here. You'd be somebody maybe, but I

(01:21:52):
don't want to do that. You'd actually wait for the police.
But I also can't be put in front of a judge. No,
you would be a bob and Tom guy is in
the cell. That's what they would say.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
No, but you you have such a problem with authority,
you'd be You'd end up somehow doing hard time in
an actual prison for.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
A fender bender. I get knocked off to the judge. Well,
do you hear Josh got thirty five years why he
barely hit somebody? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
How about you, chick. Seriously, let's just say you were sober,
you got to do a little car scuffle. Yeah, would
you wait for the we just say, look, this is
gonna cost you.

Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
I don't know why they didn't. How much would it take.
Let's start, Yeah, let's start the negotiation. How much would
it take to make this go away?

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Yeah? Absolutely?

Speaker 9 (01:22:39):
You know you don't want this on your insurance. We
can we can, we can take it, we can talk,
we can take care of this right now here. Here's
fifty bucks start low. You guys are turning me. Man,
I'm really starting to do I'm starting to think this
is the whole world should work.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
I mean, it kind of is. People are doing this
kind of stuff all the time. I'm all about it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Yeah, and you don't want you don't want your insurance
on the car going into Sure And then because I mean,
you go to trade the car and they go, oh,
well this was in an accident. You get two thousand
dollars less.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Well that's important to know, though.

Speaker 9 (01:23:13):
I could tell them by the way the salesman you
were at Smarmy Motors weren't you.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
No, well, no, no, no, Kelly was at a stop
sign got smashed into from the back. So we went
to take the car and the guy goes, no, no, no,
don't take it here because if you do it here,
they'll they'll when you do it, to turn the car
and they're going to take money off of it because
it was hit. So we took it to a different
body shop. Then when we traded it in, they go, hey,

(01:23:40):
this car was in an accident. What yeah, so yes,
there are reasons why they have to disclose stuff like that.
That's that's immoral. I had to pay out a pocket
to have that gd car fixed. Why didn't she pay
out a pocket because the lady that hit her didn't
have insurance.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
I'm talking about your girlfriend. She was involved in an accident.
What's wrong with you? Yeah, that'll work. What's happening to
your problems are? Now?

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
My prob? Is that?

Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
Is that?

Speaker 11 (01:24:11):
What's happened?

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Well, and Jay Cutler is famous for the famous still
photographs of him looking like he's smoking.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
There.

Speaker 9 (01:24:19):
Well it's still out there. That is real funny smoking
Jay Cuddler. And they've just taken pictures of Jay Cutler
and photo shopped a cigarette in his mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
It's hilarious. Those are great, Yeah, just so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Okay, well, so if mister Cutler is currently listening in stir,
he'll be out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
So was Color the guy whose ass was showing too
in that one photo on a boat? His girlfriend took
a picture of him, I think so? Or was that
somebody else? I think?

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
I remember Christy just couldn't believe what a great ass
he had. And then you have that song as the
boat thet we'll get to that when we come back.

Speaker 9 (01:24:51):
And then whenever, and they were taking the boat to
the lake and the Crashton Highway and it was boat
on the highway, coking the boat and the button the boat,
Uh talk.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
In the highway.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Okay, we're coming right back to the O'Reilly Autoparts Studios.

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Speaker 9 (01:25:17):
Freet Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
At the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Sera Lastly. Hello,
there's Pat Godwin. Hey Chick, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, there
he's Cosby. I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Hello Tom.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
A couple of things. Uh, don't go anywhere because uh.
We got some great guests coming up today, including Jim
may Our Shoeing of the Week. Jim was our winner
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This week, I have actually the Week four in the NFL.
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Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
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Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
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Singer dot com. Also coming up today, we're going to
talk with John Marco SERIESI the Great Comedian. Looking forward
to seeing him again. Uh, and also Al Jackson. That's
all coming up. When we last left you, we were

(01:26:16):
discussing Jay Cutler and you were asking if he was
the one that had the butt shot from the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Yeah, and then I was wondering if it was actually Verlander.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
I think it wasn't it Mark Sanchez, No, that's the
butt fumble. He was famous for the butt fumble, the bumble. Okay, yeah,
you ran into alignments button.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Because I remember the girlfriend took the photo of him
on a boat. I feel like it may have been
Kate Upton taking a picture of Verlander, but I don't remember.
That sounds right, and that's just not cool, oh it it.
I don't think anybody minded. Really, Yeah, he wasn't upset.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
So if one of your if one of your lady
friends in the in the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Cour I don't have the ass of a Verlander. Yeah,
I have the ass of a lego man. Just nothing
you've seen.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
I'm sorry, that's so funny. I actually can't laugh. You
have the ass let going out the same as I know.
It's gonna big bruise on my forehead.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Yeah, how'd that happen? This is what happens at my house.

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
So my shower, Yes, I've got a whole procedure to
get in my shower, No, no doubt. Take a shower
at night. There's the basket, and the basket has the
towels in it, and there rolls a certain way and
they're in there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Okay, huh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
And there's two different towels. There's the ones that she
uses and the ones that I use. I have a
I don't like her towels are about as absorbent as
aluminum foil. I don't know what the hell are So
I look in the towel basket and I've turned the
I turned the water on, yes, and then my normal

(01:27:55):
procedure is then I pushed the glass door in.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
But because I looked at the towel basket and it
was wrong, there was this other, this I don't know,
third party towel in there. I apparently inadvertently opened the
door the other way. I proceeded to remove the towel,
walked back in and full speed walked into the door,

(01:28:20):
and there was a gigantic clang followed by some serious cursing.
Cursing followed by a little encounter with someone who happened
to be in the building.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
So the slightest change caused you to hurt you. I
have a procedure now. But it's not his fault. He
hurt hisself.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
It's some whoever whoever removed that towel in there, the
wrong towel.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
In the basket. Oh boy, threw me off.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Now, when you get in the shower, do you have
you have do you have a way that you do
things like this kind of soap first, ivory soap in
the body.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
And then yeah, you got my system? Yeah, yeah, shave, shampoo, whatever, Yeah,
I put shampoo in. I don't wash my hair every day.
I mean you put shampoo. I'm uh yeah, yeah, you're
exactly right. It used to be in my hair. Now
it's just on my scalp I put. Yeah, we do
every time you do it, you moral, let's do it

(01:29:10):
the same way. Yeah, exactly. Do you have a squirter
soap or the bar soap? I have bar soap. Yeah,
what kind doctor squatch?

Speaker 11 (01:29:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Nice, many different sense. As an American, I use ivory soap. Okay, share.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Do you have a procedure in the shower.

Speaker 6 (01:29:26):
I do have a procedure in the show.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
We'd love to hear about it. First, I turn on
the water, hot the water.

Speaker 6 (01:29:37):
Yeah, I kind of get into my own system.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
Do things a certain way and in a certain order. Yes,
So if something's out of order, you walk into the glass.

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
Door every time? Every time.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
Well, I'm at my old house. Once I set the
I set the glass break alarm off, sliding my shower door,
and at three in the morning and looked out the window.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
It was winter time and there were cops everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
My glass door when it had shaken, had hit set
off the glass break alarm.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
That was fun.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
I've never heard of a glass break alarm. Oh absolutely,
Why is it attached to your shower?

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
It's not, It's just it's a sonic thing. The sound
of the glass breaking sets off the alarm. So someone
bust your window or something? Yes, yeah, so like if
if when I opened the glass door to my shower. Yeah,
and I was at the house by myself, middle of
the winter, three in the morning, naked, with cops everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
It's fun. Alright, Tom, what you're doing?

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Nothing, we have have we finished our visit to the
sports desk? No, Tom, stupid world. This is a good one.
Mm hmmm. A man in Alabama has broken the Guinness
World Record for the longest natural beard.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
Oh yeah, see that bothers me right away, as opposed
to what a beer made with extensions.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Yes, I don't know what is.

Speaker 9 (01:31:02):
Literally, I don't know what this means, and I'm assuming
you've only mistyped it says it natural beard locks.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
Oh it's like dreadaline.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
What that is?

Speaker 9 (01:31:11):
Mister Rudolph Martino achieved the record of beard measuring three
feet six inches.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Huh, well, that doesn't seem it doesn't, doesn't, he said.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
I I like the fact that the first line says
the longest natural beard on a living person.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Then it says breathless he's male. Wow, the longest natural
beard in the lady.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
But they're out there. I don't think they are growing.
I'm super long though, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:31:44):
Martino says the beard locks were inspired by the holy
Men of India plus Jamaican Rastafarians, who adopted their look
from India. He described his look as natural, cultured, boring,
and authentic to oneself.

Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
He's one of these guys that he wears. He wore
those uh like shirts to go onto the floor like
oh okay, yeah, well, yeah, we have.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
A picture of this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
Yeah, there we go, and he's got his he's got
his hair kind of Carmen Miranda up there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Well, it's definitely the Rastafari and indeed, I think it
looks cool.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
Yeah, and then then his beard looks like a rope. Yeah,
because he's got it all rastafariight up cool. And this
picture he's just one T shirt. But in the other
shots he was wearing these long kind of Asian looking gowns. Sure, sure, so,
uh anyways, you be kind of cool?

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Yeah, looks he looks like a fun guy.

Speaker 9 (01:32:43):
I don't get us noted that mister Martine's beard is
over a foot taller than the shortest woman living twenty
four point seven inches.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
See that's where they should get a photograph of this
guy's beard next to the lady that's three feet tall.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Two feet compared's three feet.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
Yeah, okay, wouldn't that be a great photograph though, bench
love those ones. They got the world's tallest guy and
the world's shortest guy. Kind of sad he's exploitative to me,
But yeah, what else are they going to do?

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
What do you not that?

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
I mean like it's like that. It's like it's like
the the bird and the flintstones. Hey, it's a living
Oh I see what you're saying. When you're that short,
What else are you gonna do but to be a
representative for Yeah, you can change oil, which you wouldn't need.

(01:33:35):
That little little board the wheels on it. You could
fix uh you know the peat traps under sinks. Yeah,
see these are all great, Thank you very much. Okay,
I found the song by the way, which one is
that the one I couldn't remember.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
That could be that's a long one, that could be
happy this y.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
Yeah, okay, you know that's the is that the Starship
for the I was on the same album as we
Built This City because we used to which I love
and you a lot of you guys hate, oh I love?

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Okay, Well we built the City.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
Such a weird song. Okay, all right, Now it's time
to check in with Josh. One of our favorite topics,
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What a nice gift, the merry, nice packet of steaks,
et cetera. Don't forget the lasagna from Omaha Steaks. Coming up,
We've got our shoeing of the Week featuring Chick McGhee,
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Speaker 9 (01:36:57):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Share
a last at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. They
checked Josh Arnold.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Check you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
Old phrase you don't hear anymore? Uh No, I gave
it the office like you see old movies. Sometimes in
thought like.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
I gave it the office. Was it an excuse to
not give or sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
You gave it the office, you actually did, because the
offices would have like a collection for the United Way, right, right,
so you don't half met. And that's also, of course
the title of an erotic movie. I'm sure I gave it.
I gave it the office, gave it the office. You know,
you know star is that Bryan?

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Oh, I'm sure, Hi, Tom, that I've got to be
really that's the thing. I'd be really good at no
titling porno movies.

Speaker 6 (01:37:49):
Yeah, yeah, you probably are. I bet all of these,
if they didn't exist, they're starting.

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
Yeah, they probably do. I mean, that's so obvious. I
gave it the office, and I don't think that works anymore.
It's so no one knows what that means anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
They don't. He but sir, you work at home. I
always thought it'd be funny though, in a comedy movie
if somebody was at a sperm bank, there are here?
Are you here to donate? Because I gave it the office?

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
There you go, And then then I can cut to
the porn home person. We have a coming up great comedian,
uh John marco CeREES he's got a great new special
out there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Thief of Joy.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
You were telling me it's you've already seen the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Yes, I loved it, loved it. Ravo Carlo, look forward
to talking to you.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Also, uh coming up, it's going to be the shoeing
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Today we have completed our sports camp. Okay, okay, so
we will now switch gears, Yes we will and head
over to shayl lastly at the Silac Insurance News desk.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
What's happening over there?

Speaker 6 (01:39:09):
So many things, We've got a really fun one. A
so called content creator from Russia has been arrested in
Thailand after he was allegedly filming filmed having sex on
a moving pickup truck.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
Now, I don't know what they say allegedly because do
we have Can you put that photograph up there? I
think it's been slightly altered. Oh you can see he's
in the back of.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
A pickup truck. Can make that out. They're doing it
so that they can both watch the hockey game as
it were. Yeah, yeah, we had to blur it a
little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Oh okay, I thought it was blurred because they were
in motion, know, Yeah, but they are quite clearly actively
an intimate.

Speaker 6 (01:39:53):
In the bed of it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
I don't know if that's a ram pickup truck, but
never mind.

Speaker 6 (01:39:59):
Yeah, they were picked up while driving along a road
in the Muang district of Fouquet. According to the Bangkok Post.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
It's not paquette, Is it pouquette p h u k
e t Yeah, there's no it is it is?

Speaker 8 (01:40:17):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
It's p h u k Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
There's definitely not a fuss sound right, right, it's definitely
we're gonna go with foo. It's pequette piquette. Oh you
don't proh pakette. See and in my mind, pH is
this is worse than Bangkok. So they're in Thailand.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
This would have be encouraged behavior in Thailand. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Yeah, it's a flagrant dilecto. I believe they are actively
and what the guys arrested, right, that's a shame.

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
Yeah, they arrested a twenty three year old Russian tourist.
I didn't fight only as Georgie in connection with the.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Hey there man in the back of a pickup and
and and and they're doing it doggy style, but I
would assume doggie style in a moving truck would be
sticking your head out the window.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Did you like the song Georgie Girl? I bet you did.
The way it starts that was was that Mary Hoppy?
And I don't think so, the idea the singer or
was that Lulu? I don't know. That's to sir with
love right right? Oh yeah, I don't know. Georgie Girl

(01:41:40):
to the Clark. No, that's downtown. I don't know. I gotcha,
I'm looking it up. I remember the song. Let's about
in any event on the website, nobody cares about any
of this.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
So it's it's so it's pronounced pocket pucket, no pouquette,
pou qut pookett.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
Georgie Girl. Is the seekers? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
Well there were the seekers and then the new seekers,
and then then there was the sought after. Absolutely, Oh
here we go, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:42:10):
All this part got.

Speaker 7 (01:42:15):
Down the street.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
So fancy pretty.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Go this that this was done by choral groups from
every college in the world for a.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Few years after this. Do you remember who played Georgie
one of the Red Gray Yes, Lynn Redgray, James Mason,
and yeah, James Mason taking the Georgia.

Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
Before I go to the sub the submarine to fight quad.
I am uh, Patty, have your guitar?

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Do we all remember the details of the story from
ten minutes ago?

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
Yes, it's okay, it's it's a it's a it's a Russian.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
What do they how do they? What do they call? Him?

Speaker 6 (01:42:52):
A content creator?

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
A Russian dude.

Speaker 4 (01:42:55):
Who has apparently paid paid a hooker and he's having
a intimate relations with her standing up in the back
of a moving pickup truck in the fashion of a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
A little grateful dead. They're in the truck hand. You're
getting it on cameras rolling.

Speaker 7 (01:43:16):
It's fifty seconds long, going viral, all doing the deed
in the town of pH u k.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
E t huspronounced puck a pequette. Are you sure.

Speaker 13 (01:43:34):
I come from Russia to be content creator? Shut out
the clip. I'm a player, don't be a hater. Doggy
star with a girl in a moving truck caught at
the airport now I am fooking.

Speaker 7 (01:43:49):
Handcuffed, charged with the crime public in decency to a
thousand rubles and fines.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
I'm surprised Toyland is shocked. Have they ever seen what
goes on in Bangkok?

Speaker 10 (01:44:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Thank you ver much everybody. Okay, I don't think I
could perform in the back of a moving pickup truck.
No way. Yeah, the bad things could happen.

Speaker 6 (01:44:15):
Yeah, intimidating.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
Remember my friend who had the Irish said or that
jumped out of the pickup truck?

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Boy?

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Yeah, on I four did not end well according to this, Josh,
you are correct. It's pronounced pouquette. You never have to
tell me I'm correct that it specifically says it's not.
It literally says it is not pronounced uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
They apparently a lot of people do that. But this
is a famous resort, right, But have you been there, pat, No,
have you been a.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Thailand at all?

Speaker 11 (01:44:50):
No? Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Yeah? Not that I would like to admit. No, I
never not with the cruise ships now.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
But so it's this says the pH sound is a
hard p that why put the agent.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
It's a different line language. It shouldn't be much better.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
The world would be if we all just spoke English.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
I know you're pro Esperanto. You want to you and
your euros? Tom, will you start taking Esperanto lessons with me?
If we really, you guys should committed to it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
I guarantee there are people out there who speak fluent
We better explain what Esperanto was. Some like some idea
that you know, some socialists came up to have everyone
speak a universal language and get rid of all.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
There would be no other languages. The whole world would
speak Espertan, or at least at least when you went. Yeah,
it would be a second language for everybody in the world.

Speaker 6 (01:45:49):
And this person like fully made the oh there's a
whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Yeah, you can wow languages or was it its own thing?
Kind of?

Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
It sounds a little Spanish and English a little. It's
the the ultimate liberal sellout. It's just such a dumb thing.
But I guarantee there's some librarian somewhere who's fluent in it.
Has a lot of cats.

Speaker 6 (01:46:15):
This class.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Tracks yeah, this is this is this is sort of
off topic. Uh do you find.

Speaker 4 (01:46:29):
When you see someone who's what's the word I'm looking for?
Violating the stereotype? I find it funny. Yeah, I always
love it. Always, Yes, when someone can help it, Yeah,
when someone Wait a second, I've never seen Yeah, probably
a bad topic.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
I was thinking about a male female type stereotype thing yesterday.
Have you ever have you ever seen a woman use
a toothpick?

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
I can't saying, Wait a second, that's exactly what I saw.
What were we in the same place?

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
No, not at all. This just popped in my head yesterday.
I was I was using a toothpick.

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
I can't believe you. Mine is somewhat more qualified?

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Was the woman?

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
Corpulent woman of Asian heritage?

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
Oh no, this this was all in my head, Tom.

Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
I was using a toothpick, and I went, you know
it would it's a it's a there's a certain type
of woman.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
I bet that would use a toothpick. I've never seen it.

Speaker 11 (01:47:24):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
I can't believe you just said that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
I was leaving this restaurant and there was a very
heavy set Asian woman somewhat short with not only you
have a toothpick, and she was kind of flipping it
around and.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
You know, like she were on a porch in Montana
or whatever. It was just so wow, that was an
odd how strange, you know, chick.

Speaker 4 (01:47:46):
Once, but then reinforced the stereotype as she got in
the car and almost ram good into somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
And all was right, Okay, we're good. Now, let's go.
Let's go back to Have you ever used a toothpick?

Speaker 6 (01:48:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
But would you in public?

Speaker 6 (01:48:06):
Probably? Not in the way of like digging, right, Yeah, she.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Was, she was digging, and I probably You see a
guy outside of Texas roadhouse with a toothpick, you go,
oh yeah, sure, sure his wife. I cannot believe. I
decided not to tell the story because I thought it
was going to come off wrong anyway. A toothpick on
someone else? No, hold still, stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
No, if you no, No, what's your philosophy on getting
food on the mirror when you're flossing?

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
You know, every now and again it will happen, but
you you cleaned it up.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
You ever go to someone's house and you look at
the mirror and go, oh my god, he's roast beef.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
Platter of suck attash up there.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
That was my father's one of his big issues was no,
no getting food in the mirror flossing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Yeah, but he wouldn't clean it well, he.

Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
Couldn't because he had had polio and he couldn't reach
the mirror her.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
But he was able to.

Speaker 4 (01:49:01):
I don't know how he did it, but you would
see like the bulk of a roast beef. You must
have aided ribs and gorn on the cob.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Night.

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
Every once in a while, I go into the little bathroom.
I hope my sister jan is listening in England right now.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
I was the one who cleaned that, because I found
it so discussed. I get the little thing of have
you ever found anything on your microphone? Here?

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
Wow, I've got this little screen.

Speaker 9 (01:49:26):
That's yeah, there's all kinds of stuff in this thing. Yeah,
it really is, Tom, look at this.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Well that's why I have this. Oh you've got a
different micro night.

Speaker 4 (01:49:39):
No, but you take this, you take this off, and
you take this air thing and oh yeah, I spray.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
It at all static at all? Yeah, any of us?
Oh god, hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
Never these ultra duster things, if you know, when you
spray them, they suddenly get freezing.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
There's some science behind that. Huh uh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:50:06):
What it is.

Speaker 4 (01:50:09):
Then they then they start spring cold SnO, all over
your computer, all over your computer, chloral carpets.

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
Well, uh, coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:50:21):
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Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
Lastly. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold, HiPE, Ace Constance,
I'm Chick. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. Coming up, we're
going to talk with our shoe in of the Week
participant and our winner of the Bob and Tom Pigston
pig Skin pick Em competition. And we have him on

(01:53:17):
the phone right now. This is apparently Jim May. Hey, Jim,
can you hear me?

Speaker 12 (01:53:22):
I sure can?

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:53:24):
And if I've got it right, you are from Jackson, Michigan.

Speaker 11 (01:53:28):
That's right, Jimbo.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
Good?

Speaker 4 (01:53:30):
You know do you like being called Jim James?

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
Jimbo?

Speaker 11 (01:53:34):
Jimmy? I answered anything but Jim's good.

Speaker 4 (01:53:36):
Okay, okay, Jim, Well, congratulations you were the only person
last week and week four in the NFL season. You
were the only one to get fifteen of sixteen games. Congratulations,
and you've won yourself that e gift card from steven
Singer Jewelers. You can peruse the inventory at I Hate
Stevensinger dot com. You live in Michigan, so your favorite

(01:53:56):
team must be which one you know?

Speaker 11 (01:53:59):
Lie?

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Of course? Of course.

Speaker 4 (01:54:02):
And as you know, mister McGee is Blu Lou Blue Baby.
Mister McGee is a big fan of the Washington Football Club.
And uh, are you a regular NFL viewer?

Speaker 1 (01:54:15):
Oh? Yes, yes? Do you ever?

Speaker 4 (01:54:16):
Do you ever go to the games?

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:54:19):
Yes, it's been a long time though.

Speaker 4 (01:54:21):
Do you ever go into any of the college games
in Michigan?

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
I have not on my list yet.

Speaker 9 (01:54:28):
Oh don't you find it just so wonderful to be
at home with your own TV and your own pisser
and your own refreshments and your big TV.

Speaker 1 (01:54:37):
Yeah, oh but I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:54:39):
But the atmosphere. Are you ever gonna do a game?
Go to a game at the University of Michigan, or
go to a game in Lansing and just enjoy.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
The Yeah, in the atmosphere? Why you looking at go
to an early game? Yeah, that's part of the key.

Speaker 4 (01:54:56):
Well, you get to pick against Chick McGee right now, Jim,
And we do have to.

Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
Worry about the pesky point spread this time, Jim.

Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
So here we go, uh Thursday, Thursday Night, Levi Stadium,
the San Francisco forty nine Ers and the Los Angeles Rams,
an old timey rivalry.

Speaker 9 (01:55:15):
Oddly enough, all the forty nine, all the forty nines
are injured. Every single one of them are in danger
of being able to field a team.

Speaker 4 (01:55:25):
No. I actually heard a guy call them the forty
nine on the radio again. The forty nine h San
Francisco a seven point favorite, a seven point underdog at home.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
Who do you like? San Francisco plus seven or the
Rams minus seven?

Speaker 11 (01:55:44):
I gotta go with the Rams.

Speaker 9 (01:55:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna go that way too. I think the
Rams are gonna cover in a big, bad way.

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:55:50):
San Francisco is hurting. And the forty nine still have
that petulant child. There's their head coach, Kyle Shanahan.

Speaker 1 (01:55:58):
I'm not Mike. Well it's not my problem, okay saying that.
Oh I'm not Mike. I'm not as good as my dad.

Speaker 4 (01:56:09):
And then from Tottenham Hotspur and beautiful London, England, the
Cleveland Browns are visiting the Minnesota Vikings have been there
since last week over there in Europe.

Speaker 9 (01:56:21):
They've just been wandering around the Vikings in Europe again.
How did that go first time?

Speaker 1 (01:56:27):
Didn't they start there?

Speaker 9 (01:56:28):
I think they might have started there. Yeah, the Browns
and the Minnesota Vikings. Are you a Cleveland fan or
a Viking fan even.

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
A little bit?

Speaker 11 (01:56:38):
Nope?

Speaker 9 (01:56:38):
Nope, not either one. All right, Well, the Browns are
getting three? Do you like Cleveland plus three or the
Vikings minus three?

Speaker 12 (01:56:49):
I'm gonna have to go with Cleveland, I think.

Speaker 9 (01:56:53):
No kidding, all right, Yeah, the Vikings are without a quarterback.
They've got a great defense, but so do the Browns.
I will take the Browns plus the three. That's exactly right.
And then, uh, every week we have to visit, uh,
the Washington football team. They're getting three points in Los Angeles.

(01:57:15):
Jayden Daniels returns this weekend. Who do you like, sweet
baby Jaden Daniels in Washington or the evil, slimy awful
Los Angeles Chargers.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
I'm going with Washington on that one, No kidding.

Speaker 9 (01:57:27):
All right, you are my man? I like Washington plus
three as well. Wow, that's weekends that's this weekend shoeing.

Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
Of the week. You agree on all of them. That's right.
He's a smart, smart man.

Speaker 4 (01:57:38):
Well, congratulations once again, a gym.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
Are you do you all wear jewelry? I do not,
uh huh, no nipple rings or even a fancy you
gotta you gotta steady broad that you could give some
jewelry to.

Speaker 12 (01:57:52):
You know, I don't. I don't, but I probably will know.

Speaker 1 (01:57:59):
That's right. That's the spirit. Go on there and get
you a dame, you know, because there's nothing nothing in
the world. There is nothing quite the same as.

Speaker 4 (01:58:13):
Oh, I'm sorry, I was singing South Pacific.

Speaker 9 (01:58:14):
Tell you what, I will put up the money to
have you do a one man presentation of South Pacific.

Speaker 4 (01:58:20):
I'll invest in that as well, wherever you would like
Sam sing its sister, I wish you start that one
and I'll start up plodding, okay, to keep applouding, to
keep the noise level high enough so you can't hear
me sing. Jim, thank you very much for listening. Congratulations,
Uh and.

Speaker 11 (01:58:41):
Got time for a quick joke?

Speaker 4 (01:58:43):
Was as long as it's dirty and race, is it
radio friendly?

Speaker 11 (01:58:51):
It is?

Speaker 4 (01:58:52):
It relates to yesterday's show okay, okay, all right, what
did the piece of paper say to the ink? Ten?

Speaker 3 (01:58:58):
I don't know what right on.

Speaker 4 (01:59:03):
You got be not of approval, the relief from all
of us nice, yeah, you just could you hear me going?
But that does relate to yesterday's show. So we'll give
you a ride on and a solid thank you very much, Thanks,
jim Thank you Jimmy. By the way, is that still
a thing? Solid?

Speaker 1 (01:59:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:59:25):
I like that?

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
Yeah, on the mod Squad, On the mod Squad, mod squad?

Speaker 4 (01:59:30):
What sixty eight nine from the last century? No, I
was just that's you don't say something Tom's upset.

Speaker 1 (01:59:39):
Not really you. I don't hear solid often you'll hear
oh man, that was a solid play, or that was
a solid movie.

Speaker 4 (01:59:45):
Or I had a guy recently asked me, Hey, can
you do me a solid favor?

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
Yeah, do me a solid Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:59:50):
First of though, he wanted a salad. I can recommend
several in town.

Speaker 1 (01:59:54):
It was like a kindness, don't You're like, will you
do me a kindness? That? I never heard that people
say that. You guys have never heard can you do
me a kind I have in the movies, sure, never never. Oh,
it's not really out.

Speaker 4 (02:00:07):
There when you say it, you have to be in
black and white. A kindness yea swell yes, say say
do be a kindness.

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
It's usually followed love. Could you do me a kindness?
Like get the hell out of my way? Do you
think it's gonna use?

Speaker 4 (02:00:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:00:21):
I like it that way?

Speaker 4 (02:00:22):
What that? Uh? That fireside chat from the Prayers that
Uh yeah, it was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (02:00:26):
I could hear his wheelchair squeaking that fireside chat. The
accusation being my references are far too well, well, keep
in mind he got upset. It's a Mond Squad reference.
He is an enigma. He just give us the fist
too when he said salad solid. You're still doing it?

Speaker 4 (02:00:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:00:46):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:00:47):
Uh? Coming up comedian Al Jackson.

Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:00:50):
And coming up comedian John marco CERESI. Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
And he's got a great new special out there. Please
say it like that when we're talking to him.

Speaker 4 (02:00:58):
But John Marco CERESI, I think it's dripping with Jeanna
Marcoz French call it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:01:05):
I like spaghetti Cerez.

Speaker 1 (02:01:07):
I have no idea. I'm just trying to confuse the matter.

Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
It's very confusing now, John marco Polo, I think it's
ser Rachi.

Speaker 1 (02:01:17):
Make a show.

Speaker 4 (02:01:18):
Yeah, he should have gone with a stage name like
Kastaki Economopolis. Something we can something we can remember. We're
going to be arriving with all that stuff on the
way from the Arali Auto part Studios.

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Speaker 9 (02:01:43):
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Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
That's shy.

Speaker 9 (02:01:47):
Lastly, there's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold. Hi, he's Cosby. We
are in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. Tim Chick, Hello, Tom,
and we have a special guest.

Speaker 4 (02:02:00):
I believe we're going to be joined by a comedian,
Al Jackson.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
There he is.

Speaker 4 (02:02:05):
Hello, Hello, l It's always a great pleasure. Are you Yes,
you're home in Denver today?

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
I can see I am.

Speaker 11 (02:02:12):
I'm home this weekend, which is a big deal for
road comic. To just not be at the airport is
a win. I think that's a vacation for road comic
is to not go like I never fantasized about, man,
I'd love to go to Hawaii. It's just like no
airport is a win.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Yeah. Just being home, oh, man, out of it is
the best.

Speaker 11 (02:02:32):
To just wake up and just like, oh, college football,
not in a hotel room. I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:02:37):
Would you have gone to London, England to see the
Cleveland Browns take on the Vikings this weekend?

Speaker 1 (02:02:41):
I yes, I would have.

Speaker 11 (02:02:45):
I mean it's we know what's going to happen. It's
just like I like London, so I would just go.
But you don't. You know, we got a new quarterback.
He's five to six, so we are I think he's
like five to five. I think it's Dylan Gabriel. I
thought it was like a hot Hawaiian chick, and like, oh,
he's our quarterback and he's not related.

Speaker 4 (02:03:07):
To Roman Gabriel. We determined that no, no, but you.

Speaker 11 (02:03:11):
Know it doesn't I have started to spread the theory
that I think that the Browns are a Ponzi scheme.
I really I don't think we're trying to win. I
think we're just getting money. And if there was like
some big Netflix documentary that the Browns are not trying
to win wouldn't it make sense?

Speaker 4 (02:03:31):
Have they had more quarterbacks than any other NFL T Yes,
I think.

Speaker 11 (02:03:36):
We've had forty since nineteen ninety nine. Forty men.

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
Something like that.

Speaker 11 (02:03:42):
Yeah, I mean it just it's so weird because Chicky,
I am such a dork. Me and my friends were
going through the list yesterday and they're just guys, You're like, oh,
case Keenum's on here. They're just like all these random
like journeyman qbs, Like we're like the last stop for
q We're like the day's shift strippers of you know,

(02:04:05):
a football team at last stop before you're out of
the business.

Speaker 4 (02:04:08):
But some pretty great names. I mean the name case
Keenum is terrific. And Dylan Brandon Whedon was the quarterback
for the Browns. Dylan Dylan Gabriel.

Speaker 11 (02:04:19):
Yeah, now we got Dylan Gabriel with Dorian Thompson Robinson.
I will say this. Let me say as a as
a great Browns memory. My friend Katie Herner husband have
season tickets and they couldn't go, and me and my
girlfriend went to the Jameis Winston game last season in Denver.

(02:04:40):
It was freezing cold and it was like Jameis Winston's
whole career. In one game he had like almost five
hundred yards passing. He had four touchdowns in three interceptions,
including two pick sixes. It was it was like a
movie game, like you know, like the movies can't quite
nail FOOTB because there are too many big plays, and

(02:05:01):
football really is in all that that. That's how going
to a Jameis Winston game is. It's just like eighty
five yard touchdown, sixty two yard the interception, four touchdown.

Speaker 4 (02:05:11):
It was so much fun. It sounds exciting. Hey, no,
we have a guest in the studio doing the news.
I don't know if you've met Chera lastly before Al Jackson.

Speaker 11 (02:05:23):
Maybe this medium, but hey, how are you?

Speaker 6 (02:05:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:05:25):
How you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:05:26):
She's also a stand up comedian. And we've been going
over language from the seventies and eighties, particularly slang terms,
and I was just asking, is the term solid is
that still out there?

Speaker 5 (02:05:37):
Can I go.

Speaker 4 (02:05:39):
If you say something we reviewed right on. But if
you say it's okay, you said I may I'm coming
to town. We don't have to going to a dinner.
Could I say solid.

Speaker 11 (02:05:52):
You You could say anything. This is a free contrapital.
I could say that, you know, it's that it wouldn't
be the end of the world, but you would kind
of date yourself a little bit. It's a it's a
term that just kind of it never I could see
like a world like solid coming back, but it never
really made its way back. And so like salad just
kind of like that's like what your seventy one year

(02:06:16):
old uncle that fixes your car for free in this
driveway would say. You say, hey, I'm a circle back.
I'm gonna get your twelve pack for fixing my radar,
and they'd be like solid man, right on, and then.

Speaker 4 (02:06:26):
I would say in return, he did me a solid.

Speaker 11 (02:06:30):
I think you could get away with saying he did
me a solid. I think that that's a term that
had That phrase has has lasted. So you could be like, oh,
I forgot my ID in my car and I was
at the stadium and it was going to be a
too and the guy just did me a solad and
just told me to shut up and walk through, and
he really did me a solid. Because that has been
like a forty minute walk I could see you could
you could get away with that and.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
That would be fine.

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
Okay, how about me saying right on, No.

Speaker 11 (02:06:57):
That would just mean that you've had, you have three
black ex wives. It's just like you or like down
with the cause, and you stayed with it. You love
the sisters, you love the culture, but you stayed in
whatever year at U c l A that you graduated
all right? Right right on? Is uh? I think that
might be gone.

Speaker 4 (02:07:16):
Because Josh says it, and he's sincere. It's not meant
to be ironical when he says right.

Speaker 11 (02:07:22):
On, Josh, what and what context are you saying?

Speaker 1 (02:07:25):
Right on? Uh? Hey man, the next time you come
to town, do you want to grab like a brunch
or you know, after the after a show?

Speaker 4 (02:07:32):
You do?

Speaker 11 (02:07:35):
Right on?

Speaker 1 (02:07:36):
Yeah, No, I'm asking you, do you want to get
lunch or breakfast or whatever? After? Would you say right on?
Here in person?

Speaker 11 (02:07:44):
I would, I would say for show, and that's even
old I think the show is. I would I would
tech tech or is he literally asking me.

Speaker 1 (02:07:55):
I'm trying to give you. I was asking so that
you would answer and then I could respond with how
I would say right on?

Speaker 11 (02:08:01):
I'm not getting this. You can see I didn't do improv,
so I'm sorry I missed that. You would say faux show,
I would say, I would be like for show, but yeah,
I'm down man, let's do it all right on?

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
All right, cool, I'll see you at Yeah, it didn't
sound affected. No, it's not. When I use it, it's not.
But I can't do it. I can't do it now.

Speaker 11 (02:08:22):
Let me let me hear you. So maybe we're finding
out that it's got It depends on the person.

Speaker 1 (02:08:26):
We've tried to tell Tom that it's the way he
says it, it's not.

Speaker 4 (02:08:29):
We'll try asking me about going to breakfast though.

Speaker 11 (02:08:33):
Well, Tom, I don't know if you know, but you
know me, Me and Josh, we're gonna grab some brunch
since I touched down. So can you make that or no?

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
Right on? Yeah, it's well, it's too slow, it's too Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:08:47):
Well, Al's purpose is to try to make me a
little bit cooler. So before we let him book, uh,
we'll move forward with this, Al, what's my word for today?

Speaker 11 (02:08:59):
Before the word? I will say this, Josh, I think
I figured it out. When Tom music slang, he sounds
like an FBI informant, saying it loud enough into his mic. Yeah, yeah,
that's what it is exactly. We will meet you at
the drug location, right A.

Speaker 4 (02:09:18):
Could you say it in a complete sentence.

Speaker 11 (02:09:20):
Yes, and you're first starting with your last name first.
All right, let's get to it. Magcau. There's something that
I've actually been seeing because it's the NFL season. In
some NFL touchdown celebrations with the younger guys have been
doing this dance. But it goes along with the phrase tom.
What does the phrase six seven mean?

Speaker 4 (02:09:41):
Oh, we've been going through this the last couple of days.
My daughter said it to me the other day. Oh
and as far as we can tell, I've done a
little bit of research on this. It kind of doesn't
have a definitive definition, if you will, Okay, it's kind
of a pause. It can mean yes, it can mean no,

(02:10:05):
it can mean nothing. What is your interpretation?

Speaker 11 (02:10:09):
What I got from it? Because I've asked people and
I actually did some old man nerd research like you did,
and it is really kind of up in the air.
But what I got from most people is it means
it's like so so so, But see, I like it's
just like, eh, you know, like six seven yeah, whatever,
like kind of like it's not that you can use
it in a bunch of different ways. But I always
got what I kept getting was like, it's so so

(02:10:31):
but see I thought six seven what meant eight? You know,
so like you would say, like, do you like Josh?
Did you see Josh's tuxedo at the dance? Like if
he looked really nice, you'd be like, oh, he's six
seven that because he ate like he remember that phrase,
like he ate that? That means that you did well
in something. So that's what I thought it meant. It
was like a fancy way to say eight.

Speaker 4 (02:10:52):
Yeah, I would say from a big picture standpoint, it
doesn't isn't a good thing to use because no one
knows what it really knows what it means.

Speaker 11 (02:11:01):
I think it probably means something within your friend group.
I think it is kind of like that trend where
like you would we would text it to each other
a bunch and we just know what that meant. But
it'd be if you said it's somebody else, they might
take it differently.

Speaker 4 (02:11:14):
Okay, well do we have another word for today?

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (02:11:17):
We absolutely do. Tom. You've heard this word. I love
this word. Tom. When would you use the word cheeks?

Speaker 4 (02:11:32):
Well, I mean there's there's there's a whole bunch of
that because us in England it would there's a lot
of chew. Someone cheeky, but yeah, this is probably different.
It's not the traditional butt cheeks, presumably.

Speaker 11 (02:11:48):
I got the feeling that it's related to that. Obviously
not directly that, but I get the feeling it's kind
of related to that.

Speaker 4 (02:11:55):
Is this a compliment? Is this like a baby's got back?
Babies got nice cheeks?

Speaker 11 (02:12:01):
That's not correct?

Speaker 1 (02:12:02):
Okay, Josh, your thoughts.

Speaker 11 (02:12:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:12:04):
I don't know, but I love it already.

Speaker 11 (02:12:07):
It's great. I could see myself using this.

Speaker 4 (02:12:09):
Actually, oh well, can use it in a sentence. Let
me see if that will help.

Speaker 11 (02:12:13):
Yeah, look, Tom, just tell Josh I was really you know,
he and Chick gave me their season tickets and I
appreciate that, me and my friends. But it was right
behind a metal beam. We couldn't see anything. The seats
were cheeks, man, It just you know, we couldn't see anything.

Speaker 1 (02:12:28):
Well, so they were like ass bad.

Speaker 11 (02:12:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, really.

Speaker 4 (02:12:36):
It was.

Speaker 1 (02:12:37):
It was just like it's updating of ass. That is
all that's.

Speaker 4 (02:12:46):
That's really that is really cool? Is that it is
that contemporary? Could I get away with using that? No?

Speaker 1 (02:12:53):
Yeah, So I had lunch yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:12:54):
The place has changed ownership, and I got to tell
you the atmosphere.

Speaker 11 (02:12:57):
Cheeks, atmosphere cheeks.

Speaker 1 (02:13:01):
Oh you have to say his cheeks. Yes, yes, absolutely.

Speaker 11 (02:13:07):
Great word.

Speaker 1 (02:13:08):
Yeah, that is great.

Speaker 4 (02:13:10):
I hope that one sticks around long enough for me
to be able to use it properly. Al, It's always
a great pleasure. I know you're not working this weekend,
so you can you can relax watch that Browns game
from London, England.

Speaker 11 (02:13:22):
And that's right. I'll be up early that you know,
but I do. I got a couple gigs with your
son and Dayton and Syracuse coming up in the next
couple of months. Check out my instagram, Al Jackson ig
and I'll be at the Toledo Funny Bone on New
Year's all right, yes, and if you're in Minnesota, check
me out. At the end of this month, I'll be

(02:13:43):
at the ten thousand Laughs Festival, So come out and
show you love Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
Thank you very much. Al. That reminds me.

Speaker 4 (02:13:49):
By the way, the Funny Bone in Toledo will also
be featuring one of the greats, Greg Warren, coming up
next weekend. He's at Doctor Grins this weekend, but then
he's in Madison for a special show this Sunday. By
the way, that's mister Greg Warren and his soulmate, mister
Al Jackson.

Speaker 1 (02:14:07):
That sounds good, yes, but they're not on the same bill.
You sort of made it.

Speaker 4 (02:14:10):
Oh sorry, sorry, I just meant that they're the same
city eventually, not at the same time.

Speaker 1 (02:14:16):
All confused. No, that is not confusing. In the slightest
Neither of.

Speaker 4 (02:14:21):
Them will be at the Funny Bone in Toledo this week.

Speaker 1 (02:14:23):
I can assure you're okay. Thanks very much.

Speaker 11 (02:14:26):
Al.

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is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to
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there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, Josh Arnold, are there? Ace Cosby?
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let's move forward here a couple of quick things. Willie
g is going to be doing some stuff tonight, uh
with an in Lexington comedy off Broadway tonight, Friday and
Saturday with Greg Hahn.

Speaker 1 (02:16:53):
That'll be terrific. Go see Willie.

Speaker 4 (02:16:55):
We may be talking to him a little bit later
on today. We're also going to hook up with a
comedian I they could some point in the next in
the near future.

Speaker 1 (02:17:02):
That's that's the plan.

Speaker 4 (02:17:03):
Anyway, before we get to that, let's head over a
wait a minute, I'm getting the signal. Oh I'm not
getting this. Okay, we gotta gotta review our signals.

Speaker 1 (02:17:14):
Just give you the signal. The signal, bunt.

Speaker 9 (02:17:17):
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Speaker 4 (02:17:21):
Yeah, sir smooth, thank you very much. I also want
to mention our buddy Greg Warren Grand Rapids this weekend
at Doctor Grinn's and the Funny Bone in Toledo coming
up next week, and Comedy Off Broadway and Lexington coming
up to sixteenth through the eighteen. I just spoke to
Greg yesterday. He's a fine man, a fellow, a fellow

(02:17:44):
member of the Iced Tea Club and the Crossword Puzzle Club.
I sent him an interesting article about crossword puzzles. I
would share with you guys, but I'm sorry it's literate
U R and I will.

Speaker 1 (02:17:56):
Be Mason City, Illinois. My name is Pat. I work
on the show October twenty fifth. All right, that's four
weeks away. Let's time to start promoting.

Speaker 4 (02:18:09):
You fell left out, Cheryl. Lastly, get what do you
have over there at the news desk?

Speaker 6 (02:18:14):
We've got North Korean? Yeah, I love them, Okay. North
Korean leader Kim Jong un has ordered a crack down
on women who undergo undergo breast augmentation, labeling the surgeries
as symbols of capitalist corruption. Reports from Daily Reports from

(02:18:39):
Daily NK say two women who received implants and the
doctors who performed the procedures have faced public trials well.

Speaker 1 (02:18:46):
Yea, I sure would like to squeeze those symbols of
capitalist corruption. How sexy.

Speaker 6 (02:18:54):
The regime has long tried to control personal appearance, previously
targeting clothing, hairstyles, and even foreign slang. Analysts say the
latest campaign reflects ongoing attempts to suppress Western cultural influence.
The judge also condemned breast augmentation surgery as non socialist behavior.

Speaker 4 (02:19:14):
And stated he likes those communist heavy naturals.

Speaker 6 (02:19:19):
He stated these women were consumed with vanity and ultimately
became toxic influences eroding our socialist system.

Speaker 1 (02:19:26):
Oh sure, sure, yeah, doing good work over there. My god,
why are they still a country? Did we lose the button? Yess? Please? God?
Did you?

Speaker 4 (02:19:42):
Is that a popular thing in South Korea?

Speaker 1 (02:19:44):
Reast augmentation? Yeah, it was not necessarily popular, but it Yes,
you saw it? Hmm yeah, I'd be interested that we
should do some homework. I wonder what country has the
most per capita fake boobleage. I would just assume it
was the United Time States. We've got to be up there,
but U s a Brazil? Brazil?

Speaker 4 (02:20:08):
I don't know, Yeah, maybe I don't know. I think
maybe the poverty level might reduce the amount of I.

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
Think the number one cosmetic surgery is taking them out.
I'd heard recently. I'm gonna told us that. Really.

Speaker 4 (02:20:20):
Yeah, now that should be illegal. Yeah it Kim Jong
o'neers a.

Speaker 9 (02:20:25):
Look, okay, you should have to go in front of
a board of three men and explain to them that's
why you want to take them out, right right, Yeah,
it's up to them. I'm sorry, man, we were gorgeous
and I don't care. You're sick, Well, you buy a
back brace, that's right.

Speaker 4 (02:20:42):
Okay, So they're they're they're leaching what Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:20:45):
That's that's your what? And they look nice.

Speaker 4 (02:20:47):
Okay, let's get back to the well. Okay, here we
go joining us on the telephone. And I've been practicing
this all though. We got them on the screen.

Speaker 1 (02:20:57):
Hey, we want to see them?

Speaker 4 (02:20:59):
Yeah, John Marco SARRISI, how did I do?

Speaker 1 (02:21:02):
Did I get it right?

Speaker 3 (02:21:04):
Perfect? You did it fast to make sure no errors occurred, to.

Speaker 4 (02:21:07):
Make sure you couldn't hear it. I when John Marco
has you've got your new special out there? Josh has
already seen it. He walked in yesterday not knowing you're
going to be in the show. And he goes, oh
my god, this thing is amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:21:18):
Did he get it right? Did he get it right
or not?

Speaker 4 (02:21:21):
Is it amazing?

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
I laughed the whole time. I mean, it starts off
immediately and it does not let up for an hour,
and U bravo. Man, it's just really really great. Thank
you now.

Speaker 3 (02:21:33):
I appreciate you watching it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:35):
John Marco.

Speaker 4 (02:21:35):
When you started, did someone like your like an early
open mic days ago, Hey, look man, could you change
your name?

Speaker 1 (02:21:42):
No one's going to get it right. I did.

Speaker 3 (02:21:44):
My first manager said I need to change it to
something more Jewish, kind of a reverse of what they
used to do back in the day. They said, they said,
they said, They said, I'm going to get you a
meeting at ABC and they're gonna expect John marcos Ares
and then walks Joe Marcus Saisi and I was like, oh, okay, okay,

(02:22:09):
but I couldn't do it. You know, when you have
a weird name, it becomes part of your identity.

Speaker 4 (02:22:14):
You know, are your heritage is of the Jewish faith?
Was your was your mother Jewish.

Speaker 3 (02:22:21):
Mother's Jewish dad is unpoco Italian.

Speaker 4 (02:22:26):
So they didn't consider doing the hyphenated thing like you know, Berkelewitch.

Speaker 1 (02:22:31):
Arse.

Speaker 3 (02:22:34):
Sarasi Steen, Saresi Stein. I know because my mom's original
last name was roth Kruge, which is a that's a
heavy German name.

Speaker 1 (02:22:44):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (02:22:47):
Wow, Well what you do in your life? We haven't
seen you for a few months. You've got the beard,
you've got your You're looking good.

Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
What's happening? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (02:22:57):
I mean, man, I moved. I moved to Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (02:23:01):
I'm on the road.

Speaker 3 (02:23:04):
It's kind of the same life over and over again.
It's like Groundhog's Day, but like annually and I wake
up every New Year and I go, Okay, I'm going
back to Rochester, New York. Here we go, and uh,
you know that's that's that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (02:23:20):
I can stand up every many auditions. You're you're an
actor at heart, and you know, a theater kid. As
they said, yeah, yeah, I you know, I'm starting to
get more good. I'm hesitant because being an actor was
so degrading. You know, before I did comedy and all
I did was act. You meet someone new, all they say,

(02:23:40):
they go, oh, have you been in anything I've seen?
And it's like, come on, you wouldn't ask that to
a guynecologist.

Speaker 3 (02:23:47):
It's such a it's it's such a degrading profession. I
so I'm dipping my toe back in. I did, I had,
I had, Actually I had a callback yesterday and we'll
see I see these new AI videos that I go.
I don't know how much time is left to get
into this profession.

Speaker 1 (02:24:07):
No kidding. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:24:08):
We were talking with Jim Gaffigan yesterday and he kind
of had the same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:24:11):
And I saw him yesterday. He did my podcast yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:24:14):
Yeah, he goes, I don't know how these actors do it,
because there's so much. Even the best actors. Sometimes you go,
I don't have a gig, I got nothing coming up.

Speaker 1 (02:24:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:24:23):
So he was saying, at least with stan Up, you've
always got something to do. And by the way, are
you in a hotel room?

Speaker 1 (02:24:28):
Different?

Speaker 4 (02:24:28):
Are you in a hotel room?

Speaker 3 (02:24:29):
Yes, I'm in a hotel room.

Speaker 4 (02:24:30):
Because I was gonna say, if that's if that's your
place in Brooklyn, move you like my new wallpaper?

Speaker 1 (02:24:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:24:37):
No, my place in Brooklyn has zero wallpaper and zero lamps.

Speaker 1 (02:24:41):
We have not done anything. This is heaven to me. Now.

Speaker 4 (02:24:45):
Are you so you're not living alone?

Speaker 3 (02:24:48):
I got a girlfriend coming up? On five? Years now,
how was that guy? It's good, it's good. I see
her about three hours a week and we make them
up of it, and uh, she's good. She's a she's
a manager, she's a comedy manager. And we we made
the decision. She's now my manager as well.

Speaker 4 (02:25:09):
And she's the one I wanted you to change your name.

Speaker 3 (02:25:14):
No, no, I mean you probably probably she she grew
up even more Jewish, so she's she grew up uh Asidic,
you know, sure.

Speaker 4 (02:25:23):
With the hairdoler and and the the hat like a
boy George.

Speaker 3 (02:25:28):
Yes, yes, And they're always reading the Torah and and
every time I go up to them, if I see
them in the Tora, I'm like, how have you not
finished that yet?

Speaker 1 (02:25:38):
This is the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (02:25:42):
And by the way, nice jewelry. Uh we're speaking with
thank you. This makes me so nervous, John John Marco, Saisi,
would you like to hear him say it? Go ahead,
say it slow for me, John Marco, Right there, you
go pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:25:58):
Yeah, yeah, I know. I can't do it.

Speaker 4 (02:26:01):
I try to put too much sort of sauce on it,
and it sounds like it sounds pretentious and affected.

Speaker 3 (02:26:09):
In Italy, Jamarco SARAISEI is is like Bob and Tom
over there. Truly, there's there's the Jamarco and Sarasi show
over in Sicily.

Speaker 4 (02:26:20):
Let's talk about the new the new special. Where does
one find it?

Speaker 3 (02:26:25):
One finds it on YouTube. It is there for free,
and you know it was I just wanted, like to
be able to chop it up into pieces, put it
wherever I wanted. I just wanted full control. Although YouTube
did flag a couple jokes that we had to work out,

(02:26:48):
we had to Oh yeah, it was. It was scary
for for a second. You know, you put all this
money into this thing, all the editing, and then you
upload it and and they go, oh, because you talk
about X y Z, there's gonna be a suicide hotline
underneath the entire thing. Oh that was a big converence

(02:27:10):
that the whole special would have the hotline underneath. And
they said it wouldn't affect the algorithm. But I said,
I don't know. I don't know if I want anyone
who looks up my special for you to be like, hey,
you want to watch Jamarco? Did you know helps available?
That feels no concerning.

Speaker 1 (02:27:28):
You don't talk. It's not that big of I don't
even it's.

Speaker 12 (02:27:31):
Not that big.

Speaker 3 (02:27:32):
But but you know these algorithms there, it's a computer.
A computer goes, hey, you said this word. Yeah, we
gotta add this whole thing.

Speaker 1 (02:27:39):
Now to find it. Do we have to know how
to spell John Marcos Sarrasi or can.

Speaker 3 (02:27:44):
We just well, that's why I made sure to do
a title that was more monosyllabic. Thief of joy, thief
thief joy is all you have to put in now.

Speaker 1 (02:27:52):
That's based on a tattoo that a friend of yours
are a fellow actor or somebody that has right.

Speaker 3 (02:27:57):
Yes, he's an actor friend. He uh, he got a
tattoo one line in his arm that says comparison is
the thief of joy. And I'm really thinking about getting
the same tattoo but bigger.

Speaker 1 (02:28:17):
It is so brilliant. Now, do you have any tattoos?

Speaker 11 (02:28:23):
Why?

Speaker 3 (02:28:23):
Actually I had a tattoo my first serious girlfriend. I
tried winning her back. I got a once we broke up.
Her name was Laura, and I got a tattoo of
a cursive L for Laura, and I thought it would
impress her.

Speaker 1 (02:28:42):
She didn't work.

Speaker 3 (02:28:43):
She married someone else, and then every woman I dated
after that, I had to tell him about my dead
friend Larry.

Speaker 1 (02:28:51):
Or date women whose name started with an L.

Speaker 3 (02:28:55):
Unfortunately, my current girlfriend it was a tea. I looked
for it, but we met during but there weren't that
many options. Alphabetically, Have you had it removed? Uh, you'll
have to see the special to see what came of
the tattoo. Okay, all right, because what about you? You
got any tattoos?

Speaker 4 (02:29:14):
No? But going around the room, we have several patent
Chick both have them. I have a cover up of
the name, and then Cher, do you have a you
have a cover up of a name?

Speaker 11 (02:29:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:29:26):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:29:27):
In Pat's case, it looks like a bad bat signal.
That's not the cover up. I think it's time to
burn that baby off.

Speaker 6 (02:29:33):
Just make a bigger cover up.

Speaker 1 (02:29:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:29:36):
Once again, we're speaking with a comedian, John Marcos Soressi.
It's got a great new special out there. It's called
Thief of Joy and you can find it on YouTube.
You don't have to even spell John Marcos Soressi because
you spell it like G I A N M A
R C O. It sounds like you're an F one driver,
don't you think?

Speaker 1 (02:29:55):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (02:29:56):
Sure, I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:57):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (02:29:57):
I can't even drive to begin with, But I'll take it.
You don't drive it all the coolness you want to it? No,
I don't. I we we we talked about this last
time that you know, can you swim? I can swim, Okay,
I I can't swim.

Speaker 4 (02:30:14):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:30:14):
Yeah, I'm a pretty decent swimmer. Because you've got to
be able to have one means of transportation. I can't,
ye Venice.

Speaker 4 (02:30:24):
By way of explaining, a lot of a lot of
guys that I knew that grew up in the city
in New York, they didn't There were no very few pools.

Speaker 1 (02:30:30):
They couldn't swim, and they couldn't drive.

Speaker 4 (02:30:32):
So but ye swimming, handy, youre about the guy that
just swam around Manhattan with handcuffs on. No.

Speaker 3 (02:30:40):
Yes, was he in trouble or for fun for a
world record?

Speaker 1 (02:30:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:30:45):
And I'm not sure he didn't drown. And I guess
the bugs in the water didn't kill him.

Speaker 3 (02:30:51):
That really limits the kinds of strokes you can do.

Speaker 1 (02:30:53):
Yeah, Ian dog paddle? Are you gonna? Are you gonna
learn how to drive? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:31:02):
I listen. I'm very scared of technology taking over.

Speaker 1 (02:31:05):
But I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (02:31:05):
One piece of technology I did like was the self
driving cars.

Speaker 1 (02:31:10):
That felt good. Ooh nice, Does your girlfriend drive?

Speaker 3 (02:31:17):
No, we both have licenses, and the fact that we
do is an indictment of the license system in America
because we should not. We absolutely should not. And she
was gonna learn, but she said, if I learn and
you don't, then I'm going to be your chauffeur. So
we're kind of at a stalemate of not growing as

(02:31:39):
people because we know the other will exploit it. And
that's love, baby, I love John Marco. Do I have
review cook? She's a tremendous cook. I think listen. I tried.
I listen. I can do an omelet. I can do
an omelet, all right, I can feed myself. And at

(02:32:03):
the beginning of twenty twenty, you know, I was like, Okay,
I have all this time, I'm going to learn how
to cook. If you didn't use that time to learn
the skill you always thought you were going to, you're
never going to And you just have to accept that
as a human being. I know for a fact now
if I had all the time in the world, I

(02:32:24):
would do nothing with it. That's you know, that changes
something in your perspective, But I'm trying to live with
what I am.

Speaker 4 (02:32:36):
I love hack premises, and one of my favorite hack
premises is when a guy comes out and he goes, yeah,
my mother was Italian, my father was Jewish, and then
they come out with like, you know, we had spaghetti
and manza balls. I just love the I love taking
those and seeing if I can possibly make them funny.
Do you ever do any of those mixed heritage things?

Speaker 1 (02:32:58):
It's no.

Speaker 3 (02:32:59):
I feel like when you put in like chat Cheapt,
When people go like Chatchapt can write comedy and they
put that in, that's the first thing it pulls to.
I'm trying to think if I've ever had like in
the beginning, It's like in the beginning is when I
would have had those jokes and I kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (02:33:17):
The other hack premise is always New York versus l A,
which is what made me think of it driving versus
not driving.

Speaker 1 (02:33:23):
What do you think of this? Yeah, I'm I'm half
Italian and half Jewish. I'm the only Italian person who
doesn't offer seconds. I like that. I like that.

Speaker 5 (02:33:39):
Room.

Speaker 1 (02:33:41):
If you had all the time in the world, he
wouldn't last. We went into analyst mode. I think it's
very polite.

Speaker 3 (02:33:48):
Yeah, exactly, it was a scientist, I said. I could
see that. I could see some people thought to that
they've never heard a joke before, were terrible. I'm trying
to think. In the beginning, I was like, my name's
Jim Marcosresi. I sound like I used to say, I
sound like if jk Rowling hadn't invented an Italian wizard,

(02:34:10):
or I said, JaMarcus Raisi. But I'm I said, A'm
mazza pizza. That's what you know. Mazza pizza is what
they call Italian juice. But I said, I'm not really
that Italian, So I'm more like a mazzo with a
little bit of ragou something like that.

Speaker 1 (02:34:25):
I don't care for it. I like them both. Oh good, good,
I really like the first one.

Speaker 11 (02:34:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:34:34):
Jk Rowling, that's a great joke. I love that.

Speaker 3 (02:34:37):
G and Marcos wand I have a bread stick. I
go spicy, I know you speed.

Speaker 1 (02:34:45):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (02:34:46):
Like I said, I love the hack Premo stuff. I
don't know why, just taking an old idea and making
it new. G and Marco, what a great pleasure. And uh,
it's thief of joy. So all you gotta do is yes,
type that in you'll you'll end up with a great
something to do this weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:35:01):
It's really wonderful.

Speaker 11 (02:35:02):
Man.

Speaker 4 (02:35:02):
But are you where are you on the road right now?

Speaker 1 (02:35:04):
I should ask?

Speaker 3 (02:35:06):
I'm in a Rochester now?

Speaker 1 (02:35:07):
Oh you are there? Okay? You're playing? Are you playing? Tonight?

Speaker 3 (02:35:12):
Playing tonight? Two shows? Tonight, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.

Speaker 1 (02:35:15):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:35:15):
I'm hustling too.

Speaker 1 (02:35:17):
Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever anybody stay for both shows?
After the second they go, hey, you need told that
one story twice? They do.

Speaker 3 (02:35:24):
Sometimes I mix it up enough, I mix it up.
But sometimes you know, the second show and I go, uh,
my mom was Jewish and my dad's Italian. They shout
out Spaghettia, matzo balls.

Speaker 6 (02:35:34):
We know, we know.

Speaker 4 (02:35:36):
Okayratulations, man, It's we'll see you. I can't wait to
watch the special Thief of Joy. Uh YouTube, Thank you, sir,
thanks for taking the time. We appreciate it. Oh god,
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Speaker 1 (02:38:39):
Yeah, you know, things like people eating. Oh yeah, he
doesn't care for that music joy, you know.

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Okay, all right, a couple quick reminders. We just talked
with John Carlos ARESI. His His special is called Thief
of Joy. It's already had like a million and a
half views in just a week or so. He's in
at the Carlson in Rochester, New York this weekend. Then
he's at the Des Moines Funny Bone coming up October

(02:39:06):
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you that Greg Warren is in Madison, Wisconsin, coming up

(02:39:29):
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