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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show. Mike Toomey is our guest.
So how'd you get here? You drive a fly take Yeah?
We pitched in.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I've I've had to take a Greyhound number of yeah,
which is to me still the worst experience of my
life was doing it because the drivers tend to not
want to shut up. I don't know if you've ever
been on one or if you blocked it out of
your mind completely, but you're pulling out and this is
three o'clock in the morning home from Cleveland. Is because
welcome a bar Greyhound birth number when when we camping
we should be a bath and he Chicago proximated at

(00:48):
ten thirty eight am. The bathrooms are located in a
far Riaa birth You have to youth and Fanny Beeeth
also the smoking bunk. Whil you shut up, you know
you think you can fall asleep, like forty five minutes later,
you know, you do thing where you're not sure if
you slept or not, and you wake up and it's
like because marriage, it's a big step, that's right. Six

(01:17):
six hours later, still still talking, you know, you wake
up a trick or treating with always fun by my house.
We all never seem to get none to candy we wanted.
We was always hoping for stuff like snicker bars and
Peter butter Cups, Whoppers and Junior Men snow camp raising

(01:40):
that Goobbus snow Folks milk good, Budy finger Baby boot Kit,
can't lemon Head, red Hot, Smarties, Sweet Tart, Hiking, Mike
good and plenty good them Boody Starbus now and later
Tangy passing lacking leave her bottle, can't be Buddy Bugs,

(02:01):
Teddy thou Bards water found new key Way Free, muth
geteer bar Hershey witt Nuts, Chunky Whip, raisins chuckles, be
it a honey pay day, zag nut power House.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You get the idea that.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Hey, Hello from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you, ladies,
it's the bomb in top show at the Silac Insurance newsedaskets.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Jess Hooker new hairdo? No, ha, no new hair dude. Okay,
there's Pat Ontwood. Hello, Josh Arnold.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Hi, he's Cosby, I'm chick. Hello Tom, I have a
question for Josh. Yes, now about I don't know five
ten minutes ago, were you in the building?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah? Did you hear Tom? Sneeze. I heard a sneeze,
but I I thought maybe it was you. No, it
was Tom, because then I saw you carrying with a
box of Kleenex. Oh well, I I did run out
of clean ax, gotcha. But that was not your sneeze.
That was I did hear it. Yeah, and then considering
word a soundproof room and around the corner, I'm very
proud of myself. Yeah, man, it sounded like it felt good. Yeah,

(03:25):
my stae should be used to some kind of alarm.
It really should be. We do have alarm clock news
coming up. It would be a pretty good carbon monoxide alarm.
Can you still coming in your you're breathing it in? Yeah,
so just Tom sneezing would wake everybody to ache.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
But what happened to those alarm clocks that clicked all
the numbers, had all the numbers on them, man, and
you to like a groundhog day and daylight saving something. Yeah,
they look like the clock on groundhogs. They don't have those,
you know, like the airport things they do exactly, but
they wouldn't do that. But if you wanted to up
up an hour or back in, it took some time. Yeah,

(04:02):
it can be tricky.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
But they had all the numbers on every yeah one
through nine yesterday. I don't want to go to doo
much detail, but I was trying to reset my watch,
uh huh, And so I went onto the Uh, you
can go online and go to the universal clock, Universal
Mouster clock, and I did, and it immediately pointed out

(04:25):
that my computer was off by seven seconds. I didn't
just notice it. It's said your device is off by
seven seconds. It said, yes, A big notice came up
huge on the kidding wow, sorry, uh, just I guess
time is money. I don't know. We used to every

(04:47):
morning before the show, we would call the US Naval
Observatory Masterclock so that we could get in sync with
the satellite feed by the second. Uh and it was
it was a late right, No, it was the sky
US master No. No, I guess the one when I

(05:07):
was in high school was was she she was at
the tone? The time will be mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Did you guys call the two two two number?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, what's that?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
We would call two to two and it would tell
you the weather the time?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Is that the one you could talk between them? No,
huh record no, yeah, a pre internet days, you could
call the so called beep lines, and then between little
beep messages you could get a number of people on
there together.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Like a party line.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, okay, you'd be talking to strangers.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
So it was sort of the equivalent of today's chat room,
if you will.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
My mom had a party line when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh, come on, and I would.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I would pick it up and there would be all
kinds of you and I'm I'm old.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, I never was. We had one in Harbor Springs,
you know, we had one, and it was in Ohio though, no, no, no,
and it was that was one of the last places
to get push button phoneskid in the old days of landlines.
But yeah, it was two rings. It was Ironsides. One
ring was us Ironside, the guy in the wheelchair. I know,

(06:18):
my friend my friend Ship's house. But I mean it
would be.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hey, Josh, well Tom will go on vacation in Harbor Springs.
He had a buddy named Chip. Oh yeah, sure, imagine
great gun Chip still up now? Now Ironside. Do you
know what Ironside is? The TV show?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I'm familiar with it.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, it was hilarious unintentionally. Raymond Burr, who was at
that point the size of Moby Dick had to be
ferried around in a wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Are you saying it had something to do with his
size and getting around? And they just said, you know what,
let's just put him in a wheelchair. I think so, really,
but he was a detective. I'm not sure who was
Fat or Cannon or I would go at Canon.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
William Conrad was Jackie much. He really got big. Yeah,
William Conrad had the greatest voice ever. He did the
MC work on Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I've said it before, and I sayed again, I saw
a Cannon rerun not that long ago, and he was
on vacation and he was at a lake fishing and
the sheriff came up and wanted to how can you
please help us with this murder or whatever? And he goes, hey,
I'm on vacation. And when I'm on vacation, I cut loose.
That was That was the line big. And then he

(07:32):
was also in Jake and the Fat Man. He did
not play Jake well, but originally, isn't that what you said?
Josh said he hoped that he would. I'm not reading
for Jake.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, it was very disappointing.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
And I saw him I saw him live and in person.
Can I tell him the University of Michigan at a football.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
A football game, and in the back of a Rolls
Royce gas and he was someone who was gassing up
his limoe. You couldn't miss him. William Conrad had a driver.
Why don't you get a so exactly how do we
get to this topic? Oh, Ironside, Iron Side the TV show?
And then then they tried to do a more uh

(08:16):
a more sort of even worse version of it, Iron
Lung where he was a detective and they were wheeling
wheeling around. Yeah, yeah, And there were a lot of
ramps in those days, either they the Disabilities Act hadn't released,
you know. In the Fabuli The Necessary Rams, etcetera.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
And the fabulous movie The Big Bus, the first nuclear
powered bus that goes NonStop from New York to Denver.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Uh, the Evil U. The mad man in that was
Jose Ferrar and he was in an iron lung and
his evil name was iron Man and Stuart Margolin was
his henchman. Iron Man. I can't stop the bus. Okay,
they're gonna be dusting off a lot of those iron lungs.
But that's a different story. Let's just move forward. I

(09:08):
there's a great story in the news that I can
barely stand today. We may have to get to it
right now. It involves Purdue University and one of the
great mysteries of the twentieth century.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Oh that.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, I saw them getting ready and I had not realized.
I guess I knew it, but I didn't remember it
that she took off from Amelia Earhart was a employed
by Purdue University and her plane was prepped and everything.
I didn't know that at Purdue. Yeah, and they once
again they think they may have found it. So they

(09:44):
have some sort of special pictures of it offshore and
it's like six feet up, but it's very plainly the outline.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
It could be of a plane. Yeah, but they have
satellite photographs and they say, going back more than fifty years,
they've isolated. It's really a cool story. Yeah, we'll get
to it coming up. But they just so exciting and
there's also one really odd aspect to it that we
will get to coming up today. We also have your

(10:12):
letters coming up. Any sporting news of interest.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well, we had Major League Baseball playoffs wrapped up yesterday,
the wild Card series, so we move on to the
next round coming up on Saturday. I'll tell you who
what when, I will tell you The Cubs won, so
they advanced. We had a Thursday night football game on Amazon.
And if you'd have told me the Rams we're going
to get beat last night, I would have said I

(10:36):
would have called you a name and said you're a
filthy liar. But by god, they did. I don't know
how the Niners did it. And both you and Jim
May we both picked the round, picked the Rams. We're
well informed, possibly too informed.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
There you go. Okay, well, we got week five up
end running this weekend lesson learned. I see, now that's
all coming up. Plus we have astonishing story about childbirth.
And as I look around the room, uh, I guess
miss Hooker is the only one here that can wait.
Did you see this story I did? What do you

(11:10):
think about that?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I think it's unnecessary.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Okay, we'll say I caught a couple. Did you catch him?
Do you catch a couple or five or six? Let
me think here, I was there for all of them.
You're not catching them. I'm well, no, not really, I
was right there down there catching him. I was I
had a Catcher's mitt. The last two were cesarean so

(11:33):
no kidding. Yeah, I have some photographs, but from a
distance there there's a lot of a lot of blooding.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
I got to pull mine out.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
You pulled yours out by yourself. Yeah, no, kidden the
first one, as both of them, both of them. Yeah,
that's a valid question. Were you on a bus?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
I wasn't a bus, so they asked do you want
to and I said, yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Well what you meant the ast if you wanted to
have it on the bus, well we can go into
the livery room where we can hop on the four
oh two. Were you in the Old West? Are you
older than we think you are? A wig? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I know.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
It Also another thing that always bothers me. We have
one of those stories about finding a treasure off the
actually off the so called treasure coast of Florida. Oh boy,
doesn't involve a boat, it doesn't have a boat. But
it just bugs me that, I mean, these people find
these treasures, they don't get to keep them. Is that

(12:31):
a rule that you finders keepers?

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Exactly. No, No, that's as old as the Bible. Yeah,
I think that needs to be put on some kind
of political platform. Admittedly it doesn't affect a lot of people.
It's part of my platform. If you find treasure, you
get to keep it. So is it.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Considered theft if you go and find a treasure and
don't tell anybody and spend the money from it, like
have it fenced and everything, and if they find out,
they can.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh, jail time in jail. Yeah, there's a percentage. I'm
what we're trying to the exact amount. That's all coming up.
Vibrators in the news, and my favorite story involves a
b U L L bull on the loose. I don't
know what you're saying, but it's not bull. I know
that we got we got, we got a bear on
the loose, a bull on the loose, et cetera. It's

(13:16):
and we're probably gonna get this Elvis thing out so
pat can get this song out right now, you're listening
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I got them Raycons.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
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Speaker 1 (14:44):
I always talk about this when I talk about Omaha Steaks,
so I get him as a gift. I got a
friend of mine some Omaha Steaks. This week. By the
way they arrived. He just told me. And then I
also got one of my daughters a new set of Raycons.
There you go, so she can walk around the college
campus put him in the awareness moments that she doesn't
get hit by a bus. The bus seems to be
a theme of this show. We are in the Rally

(15:06):
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 1 (15:42):
Hello if I do, Hell if I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Hi, Welcome back to the Bobbin Top Show at the
Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Josh Arnold. Hi, There Ace Cosby. Look, we're in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm chick. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. We have some
sporting news coming up. We have your letters coming up.
We have guest comedian Tim Convey. We'll be giving us
a call today. Tim is Uhrans'll actually your studio. Oh
he's in the studio.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh, I should notice that it says in studio you're
too busy to be on the air. I want to
double I want to double check something, and I think
I got this right. He is with UH with Greg
Warren at Doctor Grins in Grant Rapids, Michigan tonight and tomorrow.
And then the two of those guys, Uh, Greg Warren

(16:36):
and and Tim are going to be at Comedy on
State in Madison, Wisconsin, Sunday night. So that'll be great,
some great comedy. We'll look forward to seeing him live
and in person. While I'm at it, I'll point out
that heywood Banks is in Springfield, Ohio tonight and tomorrow
at the State Theater. Very nice. That's a great place.
And then Willie g and Greg Hahn are going to

(16:58):
be doing their thing comedy off Broadway in Lexington tonight
and tomorrow. And as I've said many times, Greg Hahn
is one of the funniest, weirdest comedians and just hilarious,
so odd both on and off the stage, I'll say,
and then, of course Willie will do a fine job.
We're going to talk with Willy later on today too.
I'm very excited about that. Now it's time to get

(17:20):
to your letters. Do you want to begin or shall I.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Dear Bob a top show, a long time listener, educated,
and my question is, what the heck are you talking
about yesterday morning. I'm fifty six years old. I have
no idea who any of these people are or what
those references are you all made this morning?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
He gives me no examples. I think you meet like
that letter could be read any morning. Yes, I think
the most obscure one might have been Sid's cherisse. Yeah.
Someone was she's a dancer, mocking the way I dress,
and I pointed out I was wearing a Sid Mashburn shirt.
Sid makes a nice price, Sid makes nice stuff, and

(18:01):
h and then Josh, you might as well have said
Sid Cherisse. No, I said, I was wearing Sid Cherie panties. Oh, okay,
even funnier. I apologize.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Tom from Central Point, Oregon continues, honestly It's not uncommon
for me to have to look someone or something up
when you guys talk to get the reference if it's
not explained on the show. But I couldn't take notes
fast enough or even figure out what to search for
this morning.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh yeah, there were a lot of them. Thanks for
the last. By the way, Miss Hooker a sid Cherisse
a great legs famous dancer in the fred Astaire era.
A little later than that, I think maybe, well, remember
her biggest movie she starred with FREDA. Is there is
that right? Yeah? And was it c y D. She
was an attractive lady. Yeah, really threw it out, I understand,

(18:49):
and as she was somewhat petite. So the fact that
Josh is wearing her panties just shows he likes a
nice snug fit.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Well, he has a small bottom, so he might be
able to wear.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, but I think you're say bottom. I was gonna say, well,
the secrets out I've heard otherwise. I've heard that Josh
he is so modest and incredibly gifted, a thorough and
generous lover. And the generous part is actually in footage,
if you will. Footage implies multiple feats, but as seen

(19:25):
in various but By the way, this is a pedantic
I noticed I was reading something and they were talking
about video and they mentioned footage, and I, obviously, I
guess it's the same thing of talking about you're going
to call someone, you're gonna dial their number when you
don't dial anymore. Sure, and there's no more footage because

(19:48):
it's not film anymore. So it's a lot of the
stuff sticks around, but it's no longer valid. It's all digital.
H we have more letters. And now you're meeting to
wonder do you have you go right ahead? Okay, uh,
actually you go because I've got to get to this
one out of the way here. Sorry, dear Bob.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
A top show, I, along with many other listeners, my
friends and I talked about this last night. I would
love to hear more adventures of Josh's cat Gravy. Oh,
laughing my ass off in North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Well, how nice. I'm listening on the app that is
also from Josh. Anything anything from Gravy yesterday? Any big things?

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, I mean we're still celebrating Halloween. Halloween. Now, the
story you said yesterday was your cat thought she was
a monster. She tries to scare me by pretending that
she is a monster, yes, or that telling me that
a killer from a famous movie is gonna get me.
So well, yesterday, the day before, she was telling me
about how Mick Myers because she doesn't quite understand that

(20:55):
it's Michael Myers. So she says mc Myers is coming.
No he's not, and it's Michael Myers. You watch out
for Mick Myers. Always trying to scare me. Well, she
learned about a night Brown on Elm Street yesterday. Oh
and so now I have to watch out for the Kruegers.
The Krueger. Yeah, and she pretends because she has claws.

(21:16):
Oh yeah, so she puts She'll lift one Paul and go,
I'm the Kruegers. And I have to go, No, you're
not Gravey. Stop trying to scare me. Do you remember
the cat every now and there?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
There was a cat on Warner Brother The Bugs Bunny
cartoons that would press his paw the middle of it,
and oh yeah, claws would.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Pop out, which is essential. Yeah, you think of a
cat pressed that little button. This letter involves uh, the
fact that Christy is on vacation in Europe, although no
she's Is she just in England? Or is she going
to the continent, as they said. She's in Scotland a
couple of days ago. I thought she was buying a baby.

(21:55):
This is what comes to us from Chris and Elizabethtown, Kentucky.
I guess we're learn from a trip to Italy. Oh
I see, hosted by the same group that Christy is
on a trip with. Now, we took a tour of
the Vatican which ends at the Sistine Chapel. As you
exit the chapel, there's a gift shop right there in
the hallway.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
I told you this this morning off the are that
there's so much pope merch you have no idea.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
And you think it's your last chance to get souvenirs.
But no, you have to walk through two separate gift
shops just to get outside. The Catholics have the merchandise
thing figured out. Now. This came up yesterday because we
had a news story about a baseball signed by Pope Leo.

(22:48):
Oh yeah, in blue ballpoint pen. It says Leo pp XIV.
There we have a just put a photograp up in
the studio. Who has whoever has this is selling it?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, which happens? It seems kind of tacky to me.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Well the tacky I mean, if it gets to six figures,
it stops being tacky, and then it's a shrewd move.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
And then I was joking saying, well, what's next to
Pope Leo bobblehead? Well guess what? There are several Oh
yeah they're yeah, they're out there. So uh hey, let
you know whatever whatever merch works.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
You know, you can get babbleheads there he is. You
can get babbleheads of yourself. Of if you're a couple,
you can get it. Sure, yeah, your office, you can
get a bobblehead of everybody. Yeah, it gets a little
pricey when you get above two people. But uh yeah,
but I just who knew?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
All you have to do send them a picture and
they send you back a bobblehead. Pretty cool? Yeah, I
mean do they do with Jesus bobblehead?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, heck, somebody probably does. Yeah. M Marie Antoinette wow
before yeah, or she's holding her head in her the
crook of her arm, that'd be funny. Okay, what else
you got it? And bol In is that the one
that got her?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Dear Bobby top Show specifically, chick you ignorant?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Son of a bitch. Oh, this is from Derek.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Polish folks do not eat popcorn because the butter flavored
topping prevents them from gripping light bulbs and bowling bulbs.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Thank you, Derek.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
We mused yesterday the classic jokes about making Jiffy pop
on the on a stove and you don't shake the
Jiffy pop, you shake the stove.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I thought it was one about the incredible Polish athlete
that skied down Mount Everest. Oh, yeah, that great news story.
He got up at the top and he said, hey,
where's the boat? I got my toe rope? What are
we doing here? There's no light bulb? Okay, so sorry,
and I'm part Polish, so it's okay for me. Is

(25:09):
that right? Yeah? I'm one hundred percent. We've been talking
about whether or not certain phrases are out there, like
right on. I determined I cannot say right on, Josh,
you apparently are able to do it. From Leland, North Carolina,
Lauro Rights, I'm sending you this message in regard to
Tom properly using the expression right on and quote doing

(25:31):
me a solid. I'm in my late fifties, I still
use dig that really I do not use that. That
sounds odd to me. You use that, don't you? Jah
dig that? Yeah? Or dig uh dig that? Oh yeah,
I kind of dug it.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'll say maybe every now and again, but I won't
just go, hey, dig this yesterday. I see. And then
we also got into the uh really confusing world of
a six seven and that is as confusing as anything
of all time. It's just not for us. That's that's
there's just can't get a beat on it.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Apparently math teachers are having a problem with students and
when they mentioned.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
The kits use their minds, Yeah, in school, that's so funny. See,
that's the thing the kids. Part of the kick has
to be these people have no idea what we're doing,
and we're not really doing anything, but they and it's
we think it's a secret code and it actually if
you google what it means, it says it's intentionally vague
and in some more or less meaningless.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, it's like uh skivity toilet used to be the
last one that the kids did. That was that was that?
Did Jimmy say that?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Absolutely? And there's civity The origin This goes real deep.
It may be an NBA player who was six foot seven.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
It you can read about it forever. It's it's a
mean thing, but it's part of it is you don't
get it right.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
My favorite one was the band director Aaron Burkhardt that
was here. He said, his niece is having a six
seven themed birthday party because she's six and she's turning seven. Ah,
and so that's the theme. This word, this term is
the theme of her whole birthday, which I think is adorable.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
But and it's kind of like saying I'm in on
the joke, right If you just say it's like if
you know you know, yeah, yeah, six seven, and then
you just move on. Just say it out like that.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Do your girl say No.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I heard it for the first time a couple I
had know and I said, what are you doing? What
does that mean?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
But I know you and you're not going to rest
until you get a definitive answer on what it means.
I can see it in your eyes.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
But by the time I know what it means, it
will no longer be cool to you. No, No, it's
it's it doesn't but it doesn't mean anything ever, right,
It means nothing is what it means right? Right? So
sometimes sometimes silence is an answer, right right on? Can
you dig that? I can dig?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I can dig it there Bob a top show, Oh Tom,
writes Jeremiah Tom, Tom Tom.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
With his forearm against his forehead.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yes, as a self proclaimed sailor, how can you be
unawares of the phrase going around the horn?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Ca porn ugh u g h cape porn cape horn.
I thought you said k porn going around the horn?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yes, as any real sailor can tell you, going around
the horn refers to passing under cape horn.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Well and sale. But we were talking about it in baseball. Well,
I think that's where they right, it started about going
around the horn pre Panama canal pre right for sure.
I mean but I mean, well, you didn't say it yesterday.
All of a sudden you got twenty twenty hindsight. No,
my question was no, someone asked, what's around the horn?

(28:56):
And baseball? And that's where the catch what? Somebody asked,
this is the this is the biggest problem with his letters. Second,
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm coming get at seven. Yeah,
I will take a josh. Someone asked, what is it?

Speaker 8 (29:10):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
What?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I will take a forty in itself fifty. I'm considering it,
catcher throws it to the third basement. You see, No,
I'm aware of of cape horn. I didn't know. I
don't understand the connection between that and baseball.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
That's where the phrase came from, was cape horn, And
then they just used it in baseball. Let's go around
the horn here. It didn't come from baseball.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Going around the horn? Is it was famously dangerous? Throwing
the baseball around after the guy's out isn't all that dangerous?
I don't understand the connection. You know what, Tom, if
you keep paying me, I won't commit it all. How
about that? I would really enjoy that.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
And oh, by the way, Pat, if you could, would
you please play the rectum of Ella Fitzgerald? Did you
have to read that a salute to? Is this from
sailing Jeremiah? All right, thank you Jeremiah. Thanks crew, keep
up with the laughs. Oh and then he sent he
sent us a photograph of the northern lights, which are oh,

(30:13):
that's cool, incredible.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Where does he live? Miss? I know? Do you take it?
If he took the picture, that's amazing. They just put
the picture. Wow, where this guy's from? It doesn't say
in the letter, no, you might be lying He says
he's from Topeka. Kids.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
He just said, went out and photographed the northern lights
the other morning. Heard a bull moose on the prow right,
and he has a trail camera set up for motion.
So the trail camera got a picture of the bull moose.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
This guy send you his journal diary. Oh, here we are.
He's in its way down at the bottom. He's in Homer, Alaska. Everybody, Jeremiah,
thank you very much. Wow, that's great. That's pretty speaking
of moose, yes, that's and that is correct. Go ahead,
is mooses the correct plural of moo. Yes. And I

(31:08):
saw three deers out there today, Three deers DearS? Oh
dear dear, Now if you have three tractors? Is that
three John Deere's or three John deer? I'd like an answer.
We need to hear ye the ways I got. I
hear the sound the carpenter's building building something for Josh,
what's that a gallows?

Speaker 8 (31:27):
Three?

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
We'll cover that on my question? Is it three John dear?
That's a fair question. That was funny. We should call
the dear John dear plant. How many John DearS do
you have there? You mean John Deere? Illiterate and what
do you order chocolate mooses for the table? Oh? Yes, yes,
and these things. This is fun. We could do this

(31:49):
all morning. These hand held things for your computer are mouses,
not mice. Oh this is this is somebody have any weed?
Why don't you try the edibles? And I still contend
you had an edible a couple of weeks ago, but
you didn't tell us no because you were really he
could have had one and not known. Oh that's true. Yeah, No,

(32:11):
I don't eat can I don't have a candy? Do
you have a tombs or anything?

Speaker 9 (32:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, no, I can barely get through life sober. That's
the last thing I need is to be to be stoned.
It's it's hard enough for me to find my car
once again. I walked up to the wrong car the
other day. Oh man, it was white, though, do you

(32:36):
su sort of kind of as I came from the
front and wasn't really paying it.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
To Do you forget what car you drove sometimes when
you come out of the store on occasion, Yeah, if
I got the suburban, I've done that a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, and that's it. That's a different color. But I'm
not really that focused. We have we have some cool
stuff to focus on too, coming up in the news,
which we'll be getting to. Do you want to highlight
the sporting.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Ange League Baseball last night, I will tell you this. Uh,
the Padres were eliminated last night. The Cubs advance, Yankees
do away with the Red Sox, and the Yankees have
a brand new star.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
His name's Cam schlitter Way Camp. Slitter sounds like someone's
taking pictures in the men's room. Chuck Berry had one
of those.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Slitter Cam beat the Guardians and the forty nine ers
up Upset in my book Upset the Rams at so far.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
So we'll we'll talk about all that stuff you had
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Every now and then I'll have my glasses and I've
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Speaker 1 (37:46):
Forty twos? Forty two? Because I just looked over and
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Speaker 3 (37:54):
We're missing out maybe so, Oh boy, this does bring
everything in the interview here, I've got I've got a
letter force Tom. If you'd like to, I do too.
You go first here Bobin Tom show. I love when
you talk about your pets. I am a truck driver,
says Russell, the Love Muscle. I have a little dog

(38:15):
that travels with me.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
All right, that wouldn't you do that? Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Her birthday was uh it is October thirty first, and
she'll be thirteen years Oh wow, there she is.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
I love her.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
She is super spoiled and has been to all forty
eight states. She's the best thing in my life.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh she's got a special pillow she's snoozing on there
in the capture does I love her?

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Her name is Haiku, named after Haiku, the Japanese poem,
but instead of an eye, we used a y. Love
you guys. That's Russell. That's very sweet, and that is Haiku.
Good dog, good old road dog.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Maybe, Sweetie. I don't know if miss miss Hooker heard this.
Yesterday we had a really odd news story a guy
in was it in Thailand? He was probably he was
Russian and they described him. I'll have to find the story.
They described him as a what do they call it?
A content creator, which is kind of vague, and god

(39:22):
knows what that means to me. I think that's all.
You might as well from the Latin meaning unemployed.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
You might as well have just said it's called horseless
carriage content creator.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
I believe this guy had a specifically an only fans, right, yes,
and he's he made a video of himself. He apparently
he hired a sex worker and he is in the
back of a pickup truck. The pickup truck is in motion,
and he is having a committing the marriage act, if

(39:57):
you will, with the sex worker from what's the position
from behind? From behind? So she braced on the cap,
she braced against that back. We just had a letter
about a dog in a truck. Tom thought, doggie in
a truck, Yeah, thank you for that's I was wondering
how my mind got there. But see, to me, doggy
style in a truck would be uh you're in the

(40:18):
back seat with your head out the window. But this
guy was arrested and he's in jail in Thailand. That
can't be cool.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
That's rush Russian game, all the things that are okay,
you know, they put him in jail for that, but it's.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Out in the open. Yeah, And and I guess he
posted it on whatever and Thai authorities. And this is
where we got into trouble because the name of the
place is it's p h u k e t a
e t k f k Okay, it's not we went back. No,
it isn't sure, but I like it. I like the

(40:57):
foo because a for me would immediately be a different sole.
I've heard piquette my whole my whole life. I've heard
that really yeah, phuqutt. People who've gone I've heard them
say that, Oh okay, Well what about the noodle dish
or whatever foe or fu fu? Yeah, Vietnamese, Yeah, yeah,
Vietnamese noodle dish is fun and that's spelled p h

(41:19):
o p h o. Well that this language is just
too confused. Those are two different languages. You got there. Well,
that's the problem. We have got to get to Esperanto.
You're consolidated.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
By the way, is there a restaurant called Esperantos that
has food from all over the world. By the way,
this isn't our obscure reference on the spaghetti nachos. Please,
that sounds good. Then the stir fry hot dogs, spaghetti
tacos would easy to make. That'd be good.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Spaghetti tacos is a thing that we did when my
kids were Yeah, it's from I Carle. It's a it
was a popular TV.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Is it a soft taco or a hard taco?

Speaker 4 (41:54):
It's a crunchy taco.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
No kidding? Wait? And is it literally? You just filled
it with spaghetti?

Speaker 8 (41:58):
We did.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
There are lots of meat. Awesome.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, that was Oh that sounds great. She had the world.
Although I would like I think I would like a
soft taco spaghetti. I actually said spaghetti nachos. Yeah, and
I said that sounds great. I like the way you're thinking.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Ladies and gentlemen. As you can hear, we can't get
through one break without testifying our hatred for each other.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
It's just recognizing the superiority of the other person. No,
it's it. It's severe.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
It's severe paranoia on all of our parts. What is
he saying he hates me again giving up by.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Walk up music? I trust my ears more than anybody
in this all.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
I'm saying, we got a letter for for me actually,
and they said this should be my walk up music.
And the magnificent Chris Norman.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
How is he not in the rock and.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Roll Would you say the unheralded Yes, I would yes,
he has one of the most famous bar songs in
the world.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Living next door to Alice Alice, that's right, No, we
have a tribute to the Pouquette. Am I getting it right?
Is that right? Now? What do you say, Josh? I've
always just heard piquette, piquette, pequette, the p and it's
p h u k e T. I'm sure all right?
Kind of well, well pouquette. Oh well, so we returned

(43:27):
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Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance and News Desk. Hello,
there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Hey, chick, Josh Arnold. There one of your buddies this morning, right,
can you vouch for this guy? Yes? Sorry? Is he
a friend of ours? Yeah, he's one of my best friends.
And uh, all right, Oh he's great. Tim Convey, I
had nothing to do with him being on though. Well,
he's terrific. I don't care if it's comedy at all.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
But he's related to Burt. Right, is that his granddad
or a lot to ask him? Conny, there's as Cosby. Hey,
I'm Chick McGhee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Hello, Tom, Well, jem A couple of quick things. We
had a great chat yesterday with John Marco Cireesi. How
did I do? Yeah, there you go, stop putting flavor
on it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
He's got a comedy special out there called Thief of Joy,
highly recommended. Uh and uh he's so funny and he
was he was great yesterday. But if you get a
chance to check that out this weekend on YouTube, Thief
of Joy with John Marco and it's g I A
N M A R C O Polo And uh, he's

(44:47):
going to be in Rochester tonight on the road. He'll
be in Des Moines and come into Fayetteville and to Boise.
Check him out. By the way. This weekend, Tim Convey,
who's going to be here, is working with our good
buddy Greg Warren at Doctor Grins and then those two
guys are going to be Sunday State Street, Madison, Wisconsin
for a great show. You know what we may have

(45:07):
to asked him about. On a recent episode of The
Questions you were just telling me about this. Yeah, of
the podcast The Consumers with Greg Warrenson Convey and Sean O'Brien,
he confessed to liking something. I don't know that anybody
in this room likes it, so we may have to
get his opinion on it. Yeah, I what did he
say that he liked?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
He said, Uh, he's ladies, I'm talking to you for
a second. If you haven't seen Tim Convey, he's he's beautiful,
he's tune in, go to the YouTube, watch the show,
go to his live shows.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
He's just handsome man, very handsome man.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
And uh, that's why I listened to The Consumers and uh,
sorry Greg, but he was talking about he likes black licorice.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Isn't that something?

Speaker 4 (45:51):
And so I was at the grocery store on Sunday
and I saw a bag of black licorice, and I
was like, is this gonna be weird? If I get
this really hot comedian, It's not going.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
To be weird until now it's weird. It wasn't going
to be weird before then. You could have just given
it to me. I could hand it to him and say,
I hate black liquorice and I hate people who like it.
Did you bring black do it? I didn't do it.
You didn't. Wait a minute, who's the uh Drew Hastings.
Isn't he a black liques? Big, big time black licorice?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
What is the actual herb?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah? I think it's like Annis. Yeah, so I love No,
that's a pill anison. Oh like yeah, it's it's a
It's a it's a cross red puzzle word all the time.
That isn't Anna sat U. There's a liquor that also, Yes,
But I like the tea.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Like the tea like that. I I don't, but I
don't like black licorice.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, you like you seem like you were Oh okay,
that's I didn't realize you were a fan.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yeah, but I like it.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Oh, I love it. I have some. Last night, a
lot of people got into it because they say it
makes your penis longer. So you know, people, young men,
young men start eating developed a taste good and plenty good,
and plenty has blacks like that's the worst candy.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
I like Twizzlers still does.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Whis good and bloody should be bad and too much
that is a crappy and no, no good. It's coming up,
by the way, the list of the top ten candies
in America. And you told me off the air Halloween
that I will not guess number one.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
No, no, you might guess number one, but I don't
think you'll guess any of the other candies on the.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Mine, the Nestley's crunch bar, not on there. No, it's
not that you were talking for about walk up music? Yeah,
and uh, I decided to lou read intro Sweet Jane
on the on that live version the studio a little silly.

(47:42):
Oh yeah yeah, got this nice letter from uh mister
Matthews from Eaton Rapids, Michigan. He said his uh this
this is his his walk up music. Oh sorry, though,
that's can you do me a favorite? Don't run the equipment,

(48:04):
but see it's oh you got it. I mean this
goes for a good minute. Doesn't it. Yeah, you got
to get to the uh oh well that's yeah, remember
this one. You know what this is. Scoot it up
to it's getting ready to come. We promise he'll be
coming to the plate any minute. Now. Ladies and gentlemen,
be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses right here.

(48:28):
Do you think this is good? Welcome is your suit?

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I think it's a terrible choice for I think he
thinks a lot of himself.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
The guy's writing that it's one of the greatest intros
of all time. Yeah, yeah, that's locomotive breath from you
didn't even get to the good but even just started.
I'm sorry you can guard it even to start it
right there, sheets. It's the enjoyment of the build up. Yeah, yeah, sure,
you want the build up of the orgasm. You don't

(48:57):
just want to know that. That's the most fun party, right,
the tension building there comes this like to add the
lights go off. This works, although it's it's short. He
starts singing real soon. Wait, are we talking at bats?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Not stager?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
No, but you can do your walk on us up
to bat. And of course I allow myself to toothing.
I don't mean to I apologize for age and you will.
I'm free. What would your walk out music be? I mean,
when you're leaving like you, you're like I am. You
know what, kiss my ass? I'm out of here. And

(49:43):
that's that's easy. Se losers see, uh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
I had Gyson put my walk up music on.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah, oh this cut my life pretty strong?

Speaker 11 (50:03):
Is my last result?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Suffocation? No breathing? Yeah he got it? Nice?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
God?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Popper roach?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
We're good there? Yeah? Good, that'd be good walking the
place I saw it pop up? I thought it was
the Eagles last resort. That's kind of welcome music. Okay.
Then we got a letter of suggesting this is dangerous.
I'm gonna play this. I have no idea what it is. Okay, okay,

(50:45):
great song. Any curse words in this? The song is
called pitch. Well, that's okay, pitch. There are curse words
that I remember. Just oh, that's right, it's that is great.
And that's the band Buck Cherry.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Yes, yeah, you know I I listened to them for
a couple of years before I bucked Cherry Chuck Berry,
son of a Bite.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
I just got it. I never I never thought that one, wow,
never thought of it. No, Oh my god, god, they
rock right. Yeah, that's a good one. That is a
good good Get them to walk up and dot it's song.
Good bee Johnny. Wait a minute, let's visit with mister McGee.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Oh we got the top top ten candies for Halloween
for the year twenty twenty five, year of Our Lord.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
How about that? Huh? Number ten? Are you ready? Yeah?
Oh yeah, I got my quill harrow bo Gold Bears.
Never heard of them. You have definitely seen the commercials
with the football players and with the kids' voices. I
love these bears. They're so great. Yeah. I'm not a
candy guy, so I'm not really eligible to vote.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
And you're like the biggest commercial guy I've ever met,
the guy, the guy who was making this this list.
Say they're number one for me, The gummy Bears, Harribo
Gummy Bears, number nine, Twigs.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
That should be higher. Twigs should be high. They're good.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
You had the twigs. Ice cream bars, yeah, man, really
really good. Number eight, Milky Way number seven, Hershey's Chocolate
Bar number six.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Sour Patch kids, Tom your thoughts love them? Not for me,
but I'm you know, glad the kids love you. Are
aware of Yeah, yeah, I've heard of them. I'm a
big Hershey's Hershey Bar fan, just playing Hershey Bar. No
almonds please, Yeah, I love almonds, but not in my
hirshey bar.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Number five Snickers thicker than a Snicker. Number four is
KitKat bars.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
They're straight ahead chocolate kit cat Apparently there's Asian flavored
kit cat bars.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Sobby and orange green tea at a Mammy kit Cat bars. Sorry, yeah,
get out of here, and I'm out on principal. They
may taste the life will I'm never going to try one,
although they do have that's right. I'm a bickets when
it comes to chocolate them.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
They have Oreo Cookies with Reese's Peanut butter cup filling,
and they have Reese's Peanut butter Cups with Oreole filling.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
End of days. Yeah. And when I say Oriole filling,
I mean the cookie and the cream almost together. Those
are probably they're probably wonderful. Oh my god, there you
gotta be. Number three those with vanilla ice cream make
a make a milkshake. Number three M and ms straight
ahead eminem.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
I'm a huge thing, wonderful. Number two peanut eminem. Yeah,
also wonderful no, no, they're choking hazard.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
What about peanut butter eminem do you stand there?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I love them? No, no, you just get the pieces.
But they don't melt in your mouth. Wait a minute,
they do melt your mouth, not in your hand. What
em and ms? What is there in a joke about
the peanut s melt in your hands? And yet move forward?
Number one Reese peanut butter cup, Josh Reese's cup. Number one.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
That makes sense, And once again be careful. Get a
fresh peanut butter cup. You get on the one that's
been there for a while, and.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
It tastes dusty, dusty. They look dusty and they taste dusty,
and they're delightful. Now there you go. Coming up, we
have some sporting news. Yes, we have BA football, all
of it. We also have a cool animal news. We
have yaks and we have a when the last time.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
You yacked tom like a full blown you feel it
in the bottom of your testicles, vomiting, eyes watering.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Oh, I don't really care to remember. At the end,
you go, oh God, when I do. This is my
walk up to the toilet music. That's that's me puking
in there. This is my walk up music. To the toilet.

(54:54):
I got some trouble where we're going, Nancy.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Pass because I'm slitter town schlitter.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
That's where we're going because of the baseball guys. Yank
you guys. Yeah.

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Thank you very much. Chick megee. We're in the Oariley
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Speaker 3 (56:43):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess
Hooker at the siloc Insurance Newsday. Hello, Pat Godwin, Hey chick,
there's Josh Arnold. There get a song on a pat
this time? Tom, write that down. There's a's cosmey, I'm
chicken gee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part studio.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Question. Yes, we were talking about candy and the number
one candy for Halloween this year based on a recent survey.
Can I need a judgment called yes or no on
candy corn? But somebody did introduce us to a handful
of peanuts and candy corn and that really works.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Yes, it is very much like a yes.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
That's exactly what I was going for you do you
remember the trick? Yes, we used to. We would never
be able to eat the candy corn because it would
be loose. Sure, and now they have the candy corn
packets and they have a.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Chocolate candy corn that one of the layers is a
chocolate How's that?

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Does that coming? Little packets? Also?

Speaker 8 (57:44):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
What about circus peanuts? Where are you on those?

Speaker 5 (57:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yes, then your dad loves circus peanuts, loved him and
his philosophy was the stale or the better. Huh. But
guess what, I don't think they're good for you because
he's he's dead. They killed him, yeah, really hardening of
his peanut. He died of the circus peanuts. You know,
planters ain't got peanut peanut allergy?

Speaker 5 (58:11):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Okay, I'm sorry I asked. Let's see. Now that's funny.
My kid has a circus peanut allergy. Yeah, please don't
have those in the classroom. Yeah, we don't ever, That's
I'm just saying, don't. I don't even think about it.
The next time you're at a restaurant and they say,
and the alogies a circus peanut, they can't be around it,

(58:33):
around the circus peanut butter. It wouldn't laugh. It's so
serious that what are they made of?

Speaker 3 (58:37):
It's like just sugar and peanut, peanut shape, the comical
peanut shape.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Wasn't there a brief fab where people were actually packing
things in actual popcorn? Yeah? No kidding, Yeah, and they
were supposed to be better, Yes, and there was That
was exactly what they were burman all over the warehouses. Yeah.
It turns out vermin love pop and it's easy to access.
They just eat through that one layer of popcorn and
VOILA time to check in with the sporting scene. Now,

(59:09):
what's this thing about the guy named Schlitter? Let's do it. Cam.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Schlitter has become an instant star for the New York Yankees.
A dominant performance against the rival Boston Red Sox the
playoff elimination game last night in the Bronx. The twenty
four year old rookie pitched eight innings, twelve strikeouts, no walks.
New York beat Boston for nothing, advancing to the divisional

(59:33):
series against.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
The Blue Jays. The guy's name is Schlitter.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Schlitter, who grew up a Red Sox fan in Massachusetts.
Prepared by speaking with Yankees great Andy Pettitt, Schlitter's fastball
right around one hundred mile an hour. The right hander
struck out more batters than any other Yankees pitcher in
a postseason debut.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
And pettit's awesome. So Schlitter could technically be taking on
the Big Dumper sooner or later. Yeah, you know the
big Dumper is miss Hooker. Yes, nice round ass. Yes
it's Cal Rawley. Yeah, schlitter versus the Big Dumper. Yeah,
that sounds like a really unpleasant porn video. Oh, unpleasant

(01:00:16):
for some.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
He could have said, move, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
It's a copper. Of course, the Kentucky schlitter and Big
Dumper would be seriously unpleasant.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Combs eliminate San Diego Uh three to one h three
game series had only eleven runs. Uh and uh Dylan
Dingler that sounds like a pornowner grew up rooting for
the Cleveland Guardians.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
How many times can I show you my Dingler? That's
Dylan Dingler. Everybody's very nice. The answer my friend is blowing.
What would you like to be tree? The answer blowing
in my Dingler. A friend of mine went to a
recent Bob Dylan concert, and you couldn't see Bob the

(01:01:03):
whole show that you got a hoodie on right over
he was in the state, wouldn't come out where the
lights were. Really, I hate the audience. Thanks for your money.
I hate all of you. Here's a song that you
used to know, but I screwed it up so much
you will recognize you're you. Wish you were listening to
my kid and his mand right now. They're good. Yeah, yeah,

(01:01:24):
they're quite something that's blown in the wind. Oh no, kidd.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
So Tom, you got the Tigers in Seattle with the
big dumper plays, and you got the Yankees and the
Blue Jays that's where mister schlitter plays.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
And isn't a time we got the World Series trophy
back in Canada? It's been too long. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Oh wait, Phillies and the Dodgers and the Brewers and
the Cubs walk in Chicago.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
Let's get this straight. Those two just don't like each other.
That's a fun series, isn't it. That's gonna be real fun.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Tom. You're gonna be watching the baseball playoffs?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Nope, And you know their fans are gonna go to
every game. Oh yeah, the Mighty eighty or ninety five
or eighty four.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
One of those are too busy. Sure will be delightful, Hey, pad, Yes,
I was just thinking about something we were reviewing that
it's always dangerous news story about Uh, pook pouquet, poo pookette,
josh oh, piquette pequte cat. Yeah, once again it's p
h oh no you oh, it's p h o dear

(01:02:31):
p h u k e t. But it's in this
It's in Thailand, is that right? Or is it its
own country? Pat? If you looked it up and it
says fou quet, do it that way. I I I've
heard three things the folks. When I heard was cat
yo and we went with that yesterday. And I looked
up and it said pooh oh. I think the real
answer is what helps the rhyming in the song? Yes,

(01:02:52):
you have you have, you have full comedic license here,
all right? But they once again the essence of the
story is a Russian content creator so called was having
himself filmed while having intimate relations in the back of
a pickup truck while standing up. Uh. It was a
dog fashion if you will, as Floyd would have said,

(01:03:14):
take me like a dog, Elvis is yeah, dog fashion
in the back of a pickup truck, standing as the
pickup truck is moving in the aforementioned pouquette. That's what
we're going with. I like, I like packet. What is
it p h p h u k e T. Yeah,
the casual traveler, We'll just say piquet. But the guy,

(01:03:37):
but the guy was He's been arrested and he's being
held in a jail in I would imagine the the
jails and Thailander not quite as luxurious as the hotels
erek of Bleach. And they haven't cleaned them, if you
know what I mean, Pat, if you have not getting
your hair grateful they're in the truck and getting it

(01:04:05):
on cameras rolling. It's fifty seconds long, going viral, doing
the deed in the town of.

Speaker 9 (01:04:14):
pH u k.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Eight. I come from Russia to be content creator. Shut
out the clip. I'm a player, don't be a hater.
Doggy star with a girl in a moving truck caught
at the airport.

Speaker 12 (01:04:32):
Now I am fouket, handcuffed, charged with the crime public
in decency to a thousand rubles and finds.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I'm surprised. Tyland is shock. Have they ever seen what
goes on in Bangkok. All right, by the way, they're
a little more information here. The woman, the sex worker,
was paid the equivalent of thirty American dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Oh my god, just.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
As discussed. It's what I was hearing in my head.
And then you verbalized like that seems way too about
on the man who's identified as Georgy g e O
R G I. Oh, he's famous for those Georgie orgies. Yeah,
that's his main claim. He was apprehended while trying to

(01:05:29):
leave the country at the airport. At the gate, yeah,
they got him. So would you ever go to Thailand?
I was invited once when I lived in Korea. My
Canadian buddy Dave. He goes, hey, you want to go
to Thailand with me this weekend? And I go, I
don't know. And he goes, I'm gonna do mushrooms and
ride an elephant on the beach. And I went, let

(01:05:49):
me think about this. Now, that does sound like quite
an experience. I'd like to write an elephant that sounds
like mush I know, I'd be saying to myself, nothing
can go wrong with this. And then four days later
he came back. I go, dude, how was your trip?
He goes, it was awesome. I did mushrooms and rode
an elephant on the beach. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
You think they had the little table or the little
chair that they put up on top of the ell.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
You don't have to write at beaar back. I wouldn't think,
he said. It was kind of a bareback type thing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
You ride like right behind the head.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
You stare him with the ears. I don't know if
you're out of your mind. That's so dangerous, he said.
It was a man, a younger guy at the time.
He was on the elephant, and he claimed he was Yeah,
have you ever gotten steered by your ears? Tom? You know,
a woman takes a hold of your ears. I'm all
for it, you know. Oh yeah, tell me what? Yeah,
tell me? Use me. Let's just get this straight. I'm

(01:06:40):
in charge. Oh I don't know. All right, Well, we
like our women to achieve across the lines. Speak, you know,
we like we like to get a receipt. We're not
like the Tutsi pop commercial, like you are a one
two three, I'm out of here. By the way, do
you remember you're pregnant? Remember the news story, the news

(01:07:04):
story about a radio DJ that. Uh, I guess I
can tell the story he was ended up in court.
Did he do that on the air. No, he said
to one of the ladies, was it didn't she wasn't
she wearing a T shirt that said that or something. No. No,
I think he suggested that she was when she wasn't,

(01:07:27):
and she took exception to him. And it was the
essence of what he said was don't pull on my ears,
I know what I'm doing, or something like that. And
that ended up he said it to a listener, No,
to a sidekick ladies, Oh gotch It ended up in
I believe a financial settlement of a substantial I bet
you read that story and a chill ran down everything.

(01:07:52):
Not notice Tom and I are not laughing. Do you
know that? Do you know the do you know the footnote?
We knew that girl right, we It was real quick, Okay,
I got you or may not have almost worked here. Wow.
Don't get any ideas over there, Godwin, who she was?

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
In any event, Uh, that's that's a nice song. Battle
tribute to the Tribute to the Grateful Dead Chick. McGee
remains in his post at the at the Sports Cast
at my post. Got some good stuff over there. Okay,
all right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
Stupid is this record?

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
I don't think this is a world record, now that
I look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
The Taco Bell fifty k Ultra Marathon, if you're held
in Colorado this weekend, says.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
What I think about a world record?

Speaker 8 (01:08:47):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
I have no idea. I think there's a world record,
Johnny on the spots.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
The eighth edition of the race, which is not officially
associated with Taco Bell, how are they getting away with that,
will take place in Denver this Saturday tomorrow to coincide
with International Taco Day tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
This is a cool thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Hot damn taco and college football. Oh that's great, yes, please.
Competitors will have eleven hours to eat a menu item
from at least nine of the ten Taco Bell stops
along the nearly thirty one mile long course. Participants are
barred from using cars over the counter medication.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Wait a minute, yes, okay, then I'm out. They can't
use They can't use any of these medications. I can.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
I'm getting the feeling I know why Taco Bell is
not affiliated with it. They can't use these meds pepto alka, seltzer,
pepsid ac or Mitlanta during the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Race, steroids the opefine all you want, Yes, go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
By the fourth stop, if I get the steroids Bell
ground Deck, all entries must have eaten at least one
Chiluupa Supreme Okay or one crunch Ramps crunch Wrap Supreme
big fans of both of those, and by the eighth
stop they will have had to consume at least one
Burrito Supreme love it and nachos Belgrind or not chose Belgrund.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
But then you got to eat it and then get
back to running. Yeah, that can't be easy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
The fifty k isn't hard enough. Competitors also tackle on
additional challenges, the Diablo Challenge lather all the items with
Diablo sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Which is the spiciest. I do a Diablo shooter at
the end. Oh oh, can you imagine?

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
And the Baja Blast challenge. Drink an aggregate of two
leaders of Baja Blast during the run without vomiting.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Oh my gosh, I mean that's two leaders of soda.
That's uh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Other rules drinks don't count as food. Finish in under
eleven hours, keep all receipts and wrappers for confirmation.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
I don't think I could do this with even while driving.
I don't think I could do this in front of
my TV tomorrow for yeah at all?

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Yeah, you got to keep the right. That means the
person who gainst the nachos grande has to run with
that plastic. Yeah, the cardboard box man. That makes me
want taco bell Yeah, I love it. But would you
say tomorrow is International Taco Day? Yes, sir, all right,
I have no idea tacos last night. You're like a

(01:11:18):
seven layer dip, like a taco dips.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
That that in a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Please make us one today. You know what I don't
like are those piles of stuff where the chips get
all soggy. I don't mind a soggy notch.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
You know what, they're not gonna they're not gonna call
a meal item. Uh, piles of chips.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
And what he just discarded? What he what he means
to say, art, that's what those are? Okay, because then
you take a crispier chip and and you use that
as a shovel for the old environment. Yeah, how do
you feel about chips and salsa? Oh? Yeah, yeah? Usually
stalling while they're waiting waiting for the Kso and the

(01:11:58):
Guaca come. That's a great stage play, by the way,
waiting for guak to come. It is good. Yeah, lot
better than that other one waiting for what's his face? Wait,
let's talk, but you need a little Spanish, you need
to speak, of course. Yeah. Wait, no, thank you very much.
What's coming up in sports? That's it? Tom Record News

(01:12:19):
not so far unless you find me one. I can
certainly do that that I thought I gave you one.
Coming up, we have a cool, really cool animal stuff.
We've got robots in the news. Are they robots or
just levers and motors? It has to have a face
to be a robe. They do. Oh, so they're proper robots. Yeah,
they're proper robots. Yes, you're gonna like these when we

(01:12:41):
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Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jeff
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Josh Arnold. Are there, Ace Cosky? We are in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts studios.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I'm chick. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. I believe we're
going to hook up with our satellite connection. There we go,
There we go. It's a comedian, Jeff Oske. When he
wears a bow tie, his beard is so substantial that
it covers the pull it down. There you go, lean
your head back. That's great. I love that look. It
looks like Orville Redenbacker had been kidnapped and kept in

(01:13:37):
a hut while awaiting proof of life, and then they
let him out and said, here read some news.

Speaker 11 (01:13:44):
Well that's not hurtful at all. Hey, I'm Jeff Oske
at the Failed Dimension news desk.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
We give you a lot of the news. We don't
give you all the news.

Speaker 11 (01:13:52):
So I'm here to give you the news that we
failed dimension.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Here's Jeff Oske with failed to Mention news.

Speaker 11 (01:14:00):
I'll be honest, I'm skipping the first joke. I've read
through it. It sucks. I'm going straight to the second.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Let us be the judge. You're well, okay, you want
to hear it.

Speaker 11 (01:14:09):
Yeah, A new poll shows that the younger generation watch
more movies and shows with subtitles on what you failed
to mention? It helps me being deaf in one ear.
I never realized how off I was on things. Did
you know it's Miami Vice and not Miami Mice.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, a good call. You're the jerk who
told me to tell it. No, I ordinarily I trust
your judge, but I thought maybe you were just underrating yourself. No, No,
I knew it sucks. Okay, good call.

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
Don't worry. I'm saving it with this one. The city
of Aspen is making improvements to their Glory Whole Park.
What you failed to mention? Even with the improvements, still
expect to leave the park with dirty knees.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Dirt glory hole joke.

Speaker 11 (01:15:03):
Yeah, we learned that women actually need a girls' night
out to recharge, according to research what you failed to mention.
The research was done by the Men's Institute of Peace
and Quiet. Hungary recently held its annual grave digging competition.

(01:15:25):
What you failed dimension the winner again this year. A
caterpillar backo. They need to stop allowing that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Yeah, you think you got trouble with steroids?

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
Oh, you're gonna love this one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
You won't.

Speaker 11 (01:15:40):
But some nuns that had been relocated keep returning to
their old convent.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
What you failed to mention?

Speaker 11 (01:15:48):
They keep returning to the old convent out of habit.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Oh, I got a genuine laugh from Tom. That was
the only that's who I wrote it for. Habits.

Speaker 11 (01:16:03):
An influencer is in trouble after cooking a pasta dinner
while flying on a commercial plane. What you failed to mention? Well,
she's influenced me to fly private. Oh that was the
only thing stopping.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Yea.

Speaker 11 (01:16:26):
And finally we learned the term jazz comes from baseball.
What you failed to mention, as in, put some jazz
on that ball? Hey, why is your member out?

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Mickey? I said, jazz? I've askar and this man the
news week, Jeffrey, did you know about about the word jazz?
I haven't seen the Ken Burns documentaries Baseball or chest Yeah,
I went down that rabbit hole. But yeah, I always

(01:17:01):
assumed it was Where did it come from a short
form of something else that sounds a lot like jazz
that we'd cleaned it up jism. Yeah. Newspapers began referring
to the peppy music as jazz about nineteen fifteen, but
prior to that, it was being used in baseball for

(01:17:25):
what it. According to wordsmart dot com, a minor league
pitcher named Ben Henderson used the word to refer to
one of his pitches. He told the Los Angeles Times
in nineteen twelve, I called it the jazz ball because
it wobbles and you simply can't do anything with it.
And the words spread throughout the game, and other pitches

(01:17:47):
were trying to throw the jazz ball.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Uh, yeah, they've done what is it etymology on this one. Interesting. Yeah,
I was just assumed it was there a cleaned up
version of a Yeah, okay, okay, what but that song
I've got rhythm originally I've got Now that makes sense, I.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Got Do they still offer jazz as a dance category?
Like I took jazz and tap when I was a kid,
they still do just seems kind of dated.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Is jazzer size still a thing? I remember that that
was a bumper sticker that kind of ubiquitous thereon. Yeah,
it was pretty big. I don't know. I imagine somewhere
now jizz or size would be.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Yeah, very different type of exercise.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
I'm a black not going to be blackfoot. I'm sorry?
Is that sports? Oh okay, I'm sorry. Let's switch gears here.
Here we go, and we'll move over to Miss Hooker.
A couple of quick things. Congratulations to our pig Skin
Picks winner Jim May from Jackson, Michigan. Jimmy Spring Right.

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Miss Hooker, what have you got over there?

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Let's get this out of the way. Childbirth is often
called one of the most painful experiences in life.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Oh yeah, women tend to exaggerate.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Yes, Now, a new device is designed to help change that.
The wellness company Dame has teamed up with the company
Orgasmic Birth. Uh huh oh to create a vibrator intended
for using during pregnancy, labor and delivery.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Here we go. Wow, Yeah, the Dame finger vibrator. It
looks like an air hockey handle, you know, the thing
that you would use with the knock the puck around.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Yeah, but like you could put your wrisk through.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
A spokeswoman noted, a little o can make the birthing
a experience much better. I don't know about this, both
by reducing pain with oxytocin and by reframing birth as
an empowering and even pleasurable milestone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
So they're saying that you use the vibrator while in
the birthing room.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
I guess. I don't know if that would curb.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
The doctor contraction. Doctor is the baby coming?

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
But mom is.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Well, orgasms help lots of things, I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
They say that they can help with menstreul cramps. Oh,
maybe maybe that would help with a birthing process.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
That'd be a distraction. I think you've got You've got
a bunch of people in scrubs like a NASCAR crew
standing around.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Lots of times people have their in laws and their
parents and other family members in this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
How does this imprint on the child?

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Good point?

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Well, I can only get off if you stuffed me
in a pink sleeping bag. I'm sorry, what just do it?
And then down at the gift shop they've got a
lot of batteries. I don't know anything to help. I
guess I.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
The experience alone is its own. I don't need to
bring a sexual component into it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
I have heard and have you, Jess of there are
women who have had orgasms while giving birth. Oh, that's
just been this odd side effect.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
It just happened. Yeah, but I don't I don't know
if you would. Can you feel it if you have
an epidural? Oh that's a good point, right, And even
if you were having one, I would be so distracted
with the actual birthing process to recognize that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
An orgasm woman, wouldn't it be what's the name of
this orgasmatron? What was it again? The Can you imagine
that wasn't the company like Orgasmic Birth, Dame Finger Vibratory. Yeah?
Can you imagine putting it? Putting that on your uh
your list for the baby shower? For well, has your grandma?

(01:22:02):
I just I died. I went over and I did
a little bit of work, and I found myself on
Amazon and the dyldonics section. Did you have an apidural,
jess or anything?

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
I had an epidural with the first Okay, that was
a twenty three hour labor. That was a tough one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
My gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:22:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
And the second one, uh, she came before the epidural
took effect. Oh so yeah, I had an epidural after
the labor, the delivery.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
I've been told epidurals are incredible. Yeah. Did you find this?

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Yeah? I mean I could have yet one the other
day on the big change down her way hat. Yeah,
about fifty feet from her.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
So can you there was blood?

Speaker 8 (01:22:48):
Can you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Look a look at him so excited? Can you move
your legs when you have an epidural? Can you move
your legs or not?

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Like you can feel pressure in things obviously. So, like
I said before, they lifted my legs like up to
my shoulders because you really bear down there at the end,
and that's what gave me the ability to pull the
babies out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Oh yourself? Yeah yeah yeah, no tongs, no tongs. Okay,
we're coming right back. You've got a fascinating animal story
or two coming up, including Yax on the Loose, and
we've also got one of those treasure hunter things with
a big score cool and comedian Tim Convey joining us

(01:23:34):
in the studio in a matter of moments. This is,
of course the Oralli Auto Part Studio, and this is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 8 (01:23:39):
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send us an email Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
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Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Jeff o' kurthy Silac Insurance newsdayk Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Hello,
Josh Arnold. Are there, A's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Park Studios. I'm chick.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Hello Tom. We have a special guest joining us in
the studio. Comedian Tim Convey is here with us. Good morning.
He's on the road with our good friend Greg Warren.
I know you'll be at Doctor Grins in Grand Rapids
the night and tomorrow, then a special show at Comedy
on State Madison, Wisconsin. Tim Convey and Greg Warren coming
up this Sunday night. You guys are heading to Toledo

(01:24:24):
next week and yeah, Omaha, and eventually in Columbus at
the Funny Book. A bunch of shows coming up. Yeah,
good to see you, Tim. It's good to see you guys.
Thanks for having me. I just I was overhearing part
of the discussion. I was busy over here doing something,
but apparently Tim is a Are you a vegan?

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Vegetarian, but I don't eat a lot of dairy. But
I eat eggs and then like baked goods and stuff
I'll eat. So I'm not super strict.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
And here's some more health reasons, not any sort of
Oh well you hate animals? I do.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Yeah, So I wear as much leather as possible to
make up for what I'm okay consuming.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
Yeah, I know it's health health stuff. Yeah, seventeen eighteen
years so like before it was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Wow, yeah, man, you were way ahead of the curve.
Wait into it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Well McCartney was probably a little before you, but he
was early. Yeah, he wrote some good songs. What do
you think about the guy? But they don't wear they're
they're hardcore. They don't wear leather or leather shoes. They
don't buy a car. Unlet's ask cloth interior.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
There are options for everybody out there, really, Yeah, yeah,
I think it should be illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Oh yeahs as much animal byproduct as possible. Well, no,
just can you go can your options? The better I
know what they have? When you uber? Yeah, can you
ask for an uber without leather seats? I bet that's
a really good option. You can wouldn't that be annoying? Well, howckeme?
We're waiting three hours? Oh well, they don't make a

(01:25:48):
convy in sis we find one with cloth seats and
three on the tree.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
I don't think three on the tree. I don't think
they make a luxury car without leather interior. Probably don't
do that, probably.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Due for just that reason.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
Well, they call it vegan leather.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
All right, you're right, you're right. That used to be
known as pleather.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Yeah, but when you say vegan leather, you can charge
the same as real.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
What's vegan leather made out of vegans? So skin? So
it's the skin from vegetarians. And keep that on the day. Oh,
they don't care for it. Wow and green. Well, Tim,
it's nice to see you, and be sure to say
hello to our good friend Gregan. Thanks for coming. Tommy.

(01:26:36):
You might remember Tim as the gentleman who Bob Zany
once followed saying, hey, give it up for Tim Convey
and that s he calls his act. Ye appreciate your
wonderfully biting comment. Zane, where are you from? Saint Louis? Also,

(01:26:56):
so you know Josh I do? Yeah? Yeah, we're besties
back all right? All right, and you're on the podcast. Ah, yes,
I'm on The Consumers with Greg and Sean O'Brien. Okay, good,
Now are you a crossword puzzle guy? Also, I know
Greg's not not at all. I don't have the patience
about iced tea.

Speaker 6 (01:27:13):
Uh Like, I like iced tea, but I've witnessed Greg.
So Greg loves his iced tea and I've witnessed. My
favorite is when Greg gets a bad iced tya wind
mill throw it in the trash I don't know if
he's told that story, but I got to witness it,
and it was a thing of beauty and to see,
especially when he does it that quick or the person
he'll order an iced tea, the person will hand it over,

(01:27:33):
he'll take one sip and right in front of him,
he does not care, unapologetically wind mill it into the
trash can and walk out of the place.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
It's especially awkward down the place is serving it in glass. Yeah,
we have a we have a secret iced tea thing
we share you and Greg. If I got a good
iced t I'll take a picture of it and send
it to him. No combat necessarily, But you went.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Back on this whole thing because you made uh a
Dia tribe if you will about flavored iced tea and
stop doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
And now you do like a flavor, No, I don't.
It's just it's present. It's the presentation of the iced tea.
Like I like an orange and orange in it, not
a lemon, something like an orange slice, not orange flavoring, right,
and not a whole orange. I misspoke. That would be
very awkward. You can't access the tea because there's giant

(01:28:19):
orange floating scurvy trying orange in your iced tea. You're
gonna thank me.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
Greg recently though, went back to coffee, just in the
last few I'm shocked, right, Yeah, it's big news.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
He is some some crazy driving its way too way
too far. He was my friend, so he's a coffee guy.
So I'm I haven't done shows with him since the
coffee things. I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes aggressive.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
I would hope not. Yeah, you can't handle it, but
we get here, I'm tim it's not fair. Oh, I know,
I know. Yeah, the Greg we get here is not Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:29:04):
No, I know, I know, And I assure you the
Greg that we get back home, that's Greg. Yeah, the
Greg we get on the podcast the Greg we get
on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
That's the real Greg. Oh, we see him.

Speaker 6 (01:29:14):
I see him come in here and we see him
do other podcasts. That that delightful guy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Yeah, he has a very clean show on the show,
but he's in restaurants. He's the loud, filthy talking guy
at the table next door. Have to hide your kids
ears from it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
And if he says something really what he thinks is funny,
he'll repeat it four or five times. So that's what
I told the nun to stuff it, the nun to
stuff it? And do you know Greg was and Joshua
because josh told me this he was. Greg is like
a comedy coach when you go out. He will tell

(01:29:53):
you what you should cut, where you should cut it,
why you should.

Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
Cut it, and the idiot if you don't cut it,
and you're an idiot, and why don't you be funnier.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Nobody has helped me and hurt me more than we've
talked about it before.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
Creating a support group for guys who have done multiple
shows on the road with great where you I'll just
sit there and share stories because it'll it'll do a
number on you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Like a good teacher. Though, you gotta be got to
break him down. No, it's great, it's great, Josh. Josh
said it perfectly. He's done. He's done a lot for
for all of us. Yeah, well that's nice. He's got
a couple of great, three great specials floating around out there.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Tim, don't you have any special out I do.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
I did a Nateland showcase. So it's free on YouTube
on the the Nateland Nate Bargatzi producer.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
And that's where Greg's uh, the salesman is out there
exactly the champ and then the where the field corn grows. Uh,
so mine's it's just Nateland the showcase. So it's a
short one. It's fifteen minutes, lots of fun. I do
some music at the end. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
Wow, of fifteen minutes at a crowd where it's oh
no bine it's free, yea.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Free. But yeah, it's that's just that just came out
a week. It's been out for a week in excellent. Yeah.
Well we'll check in with Tim in a matter of moment's.
First we have to check in with miss Hooker at
the Silac Insurance news desk. We were talking about the
word foe p h O. But it's pronounced in p

(01:31:26):
h O is fa in Vietnamese. That's it's a food dish. Yeah,
like is that a bowl of noodles or something. So
it's not fau. No, it's fa. But that country or
that that is it a city? P h that's Thailand
is a different language, that's p h u. Yes, Oh,
it's Pett's fool cat, right, I've always heard piquette cat.

(01:31:51):
That's right. Okay, this is confusing. Pho was pronounced now Vietnam.
In the Vietnamese, it's fa fa yeah, mm hmm. You
don't You'll never have to worry about this. Well, I
was thinking. I was thinking of starting to give you
a Nim's restaurant, calling it fee fi fo fum. But
that's not gonna work. You could go fee fi fau fa,

(01:32:14):
you know. Could you open up a restaurant called mother
fuzz I don't know, or go fill yourself? Yeah, like
it's a buffet yourself. Yeah, you get a really serious
literary whom the bell tolls key West? Sorry, Oh wait

(01:32:37):
a minute, we don't have time for the story. What's
give me the teaser. What's coming up in the news.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
We have yax and miniature bulls and Amelia Earhart coming
up all in the same story.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Yes, the Amelia Airheart story is terrific. It's really they're
not sure yet, Yeah, but it's really exciting, just conjecture
and guessing and they think they may have found the
plane and it's amazing. We'll certainly look forward to hearing
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This message sponsored by Raycon. Thank you very much. Coming
up this sound remember this? Oh yeah, there's some twitching
going on. Why why the pac man thing at the end?
The hell was that? The original part of that is
gone forever. Oh no longer. It's no dial up anywhere.

(01:34:25):
It's over with a capitol. Oh we'll get to that.
Coming up here in the Ailey Auto Part Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobb and Tom Show. There's
something different about the studio. I mean the air smells
better and ooo, that's just amazing. Is it our guest media,
Tim Convey? Possibly, but I think it's a really the subtraction.
Welcome back to the Bobb and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the
Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin, Hi Chick. There's

(01:34:59):
Josh Arnold Ace Cosby. I'm chick, and Tom introduced our
guest again. He is comedian Tim Convey, handsome young man
joins us in the studio on his way to doctor
Grinn's and Grand Rapid, Michigan, where he'll be associating with
our good friend Greg Warren.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Grand Rapids. What did I say, Rapid Grand? They still
have the multiple, don't they? They put in there? They
closed the north one. Oh oh, that's only temporary eure
up to day. Yeah, of course you guys are going
to be on State Street in Madison, Wisconsin coming up
on Saturday night right Sunday nightday, sundaynight two shows, there's
an afternoon after Oh wow, that's great, added one. Go

(01:35:38):
see Greg and mister convey as well. Yeah, what do
we need to know about you? Married? Single, happy? Said?

Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
I am company relatively happy. I'm married so like, so
much has happened to me. I was here five six
years ago and I got married, I had two kids,
and I waited until my forties. I didn't know, like
if when I was here last time, if you guys
had asked, I would have thought all that wasn't gonna
happen for me. But got married, had kids, and it
was so over I didn't know if it was gonna happen.
It was overwhelming to talk about when we first found

(01:36:07):
out we were pregnant. First person we told my brother
and I didn't say we're having a baby, and I
didn't say you're going to be an uncle. I said,
Emma had a positive pregnancy test. Like it's covid or
Emma's tested positive for pregnancy. It was a breakthrough case.
You should get tested. You've been within six feet, it was.

(01:36:28):
But we're but yeah, it's it's it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Remember the commercial back in the day, commercial for the
pregnancy test. They advertised those yes and and yeah. I
always thought it was It was interesting that they always
ended with a happy they were happy. They never showed
the one relief yeah where the guy's packing his bag

(01:36:51):
running out the door when and the guy runs up
with the stick and the guy says, are you sure
it's mine or something? They've never ran that, yeah, that one.
There was never one where it was just a woman
by herself going, well, I I guess I have to
quit nursing school. Yeah, that's right, or and then she

(01:37:12):
winks at the camera and then it cuts to the
Brady bunks.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
Or wig.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Well him. Now, so how many kids? You two kids?
Two little boys, one and three. We're in it. The road.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
Uh yeah, I mean there's always stuff back home, so
it's a lot of phone calls. But yeah, I mean
to just like sleep in and not one of them
still wakes up several times an evening.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
So yeah, it is, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
It's so they're cruising and they're touching your stuff, and
they're throwing things and they're spilling.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Ye. Now, when you got off stage, it's usually pretty late.
Do you call your wife or is it? Does she you?
Can you not disturb her? I'll be concerned about it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
I will.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
I'll send a text. If she's up, I'll hear from her.

Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
But no, typically she's she's out because especially when I'm gone,
because she's dealing with them all day.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Now, you know you got to sleep when they sleep. Man. No,
I know. I'm going to say, so you can't. You
can't have like, uh sweet talk. It would be the
kind way to say it. Phone phone sex.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
When I approach one of our guests that vulgar look
like a phone sex guy, I know, are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Now? I think you don't protest to protest at all.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
I was just I don't think phone sex is a
thing anymore. With face, Yeah, there's no phone anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Well, and obviously if you were listening in Tim's case,
he's going to be looking at a black screen. Well,
she's asleep. I guess excuse the phone just because cosby
phone sex sound asleep. That joke deserved, that joke deserved
a much bigger let's huge. There are guys who don't

(01:38:57):
wake up. That's there. That's the yeah, yeah, right, well,
sound asleep, but that the reference kind of leads to
the sound effect that I played a few minutes ago.
Oh yeah, this one. Okay, we augmented it because it's done.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
It's over.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
AOL has officially ended its dial Up Internet service. In
an official statement, AOL said that it routinely evaluates its
offerings and had decided to discontinue dial Up, as well
as any associated software optimized for older operating systems. Dial
Up is no longer advertised on AOL site and dial

(01:39:42):
Up related pages are no longer available, So it lasted.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
This law. Are you aren't you surprised? Exists? Yeah, listen
to the numbers here.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
According to Census Bureau data, and estimated one hundred and
sixty three four hundred and one households were using dial
up alone to get online in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Wow, okay, representing.

Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
Just over point one three percent of all homes with
internet subscriptions nationwide.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
And that was two years ago, so it's obviously dropped
even more, but still more more than one hundred thousand
people using dial up.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Yeah, if you still want to use dial up, you're
gonna have to find a smaller internet provider. There are
a few out there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Okay, but I mean, explain this to a twelve year old. Yeah, Hey,
I'm using dial up? How does that work? What goes
through our landline? What's the landline?

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Does anyone here have a landline? No? I I don't know.
Do they even install them anymore? I'm not sure they do.

Speaker 6 (01:40:46):
I think as of a few years ago, they would
try to sell you on that. You know, because everything's bundled.
So when the cable, they're like, and you get and
your phone and everyone's like no, so when they but
when you build a new home, is it just an
automatic did they put it in or they?

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
Yeah? Now, when I redid my previous house, we put
in a bunch of phones and it was stupid because
we never had one. Okay, and what about this most
recent house only for there's a landline kind of for
a security thing. Oh, but there's no phone. I mean
it really is. Technically it's a phone, but it's not.
There's no telephone on it. Does that make sense?

Speaker 11 (01:41:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
I said to my kids recently, I said, well, when
I was a kid in the computer room and they
were like what and I was like, yes, we had
a designated desk in a room with a computer.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
And they were like why and I was like, because
you used to not be able to put them on
your lap and just type yeah, blown away. They were
like a computer room.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Yeah, we all share it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:42):
Yeah, that's a waste.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
And do you remember that. Well, if you get anything
from Apple, like an iPhone, it comes in a really
nice box. It's just beautiful. But back in the day
when you'd get the big VTRs, Yeah, and if the
thing was the size of a baile of hey, the
box was the size of a shack, right, they really
want those things to survive. Transport?

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
What was the computer a gateway? Do you remember that?
And it had the cow print It was huge.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
I remember, dude, you're getting a del Remember that that
was big. But but your point I was, I think
that when when you hear that sound for some there's
kind of a oh yeah, like a Pavlov And when
you said I'm twitching, there was a point at which
for someone to in those case, what would you You
would download pornography? Sure, And it was slow and by you,

(01:42:33):
I don't mean the collective you, I mean Josh. Yeah.
The video would just sort of come down, yeah, very slowly,
and it would start at the top and then it
would start to fill in like well her eyebrows look out.
I guess I'll continue this for the next five what's
the movie where the facts machine is? Remember that when

(01:42:57):
the movie and the fax machine is Usual Suspects has
a very big fax machine scene. Yeah, and the the
the it's starting to show the face line by line waiting.
But we remember when the fax machine was the biggest
thing in radio because it was so cool you could
finally hear from intelligent people. Wow. Well know, because before

(01:43:17):
that it was it was just the request line and okay, sir,
we'll play ASI for you. Okay, sir, we'll play ASI
for you. Okay, sir, we'll play as you can finally
get you know, some neurologist fact that he would he
would text in and or facts in rather anyway, goodbye AOL.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
All right, Tim, are your kids on devices? I know
they're pretty little, but.

Speaker 6 (01:43:38):
Yeah, but still the iPad and certainly our phones and
we we had a guy putting in trees in our
house last week and he cracked our internet. Oh good lord,
just see it. They can come over four days. You
can't explain to a three year old. Then you can't
watch Spider Man and like, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
And you can't? It was it was, it was terrible.
We had to take them to a park gross play
with them. Wow. Yeah, so probably want to wagon soon
or a bike, maybe a sled? Who knows basketball swimming?
Are we cavemen? Do you think that? I've often said

(01:44:19):
there has to be someone who's got and the word
is not in print. I forget what it is. But
they have to do it old school, is there? Like
an AO is ale? Well going to make a comeback
for a certain like Vinyl records, they're going to be yeah, AOL.
And there was just no.

Speaker 6 (01:44:35):
There's no reason but speaking when you would do the
adult sites and have to wait for it. We talk
about this with music a lot that it was you
missed the Chase. Sometimes you find that favorite record you're
looking for it, and it's more satisfying because you got
to go find it. Was that the case when you
were waiting for the women to download.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
No, it was terrible because because like Jess said, there
was a computer, there was a computer. Yeah, And so
my parents would leave and then it was just me
racing to get torn before their grocery store trip was done.
It was awful. Hey, Josh, I forgot my first jeez.

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
And I assume you had to fight your brothers for
screen time, right?

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Uh, you know, have a sign up sheet now you're
five minutes over, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
Come on, No, I know you were the horniest brother.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
I think I was the horniest brother. Yeah. I love
that movie. Oh yeah, that was with Sidney Thank you.
I was I was hoping you would pick it substantially
famous African American actor for the horniest brother. Thank you.
I've always thought that there has to be someone that

(01:45:58):
you could probably go on whatever eBay right now and
buy uh, what's the uh, what's the word I'm looking for?
V V C R porno sure whatever the whole process?
What did I say? Yeah? Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah,
the big things you'd load in. There has to be
someone who has like a fixation on that era, not
not only the not only the content, but as you

(01:46:20):
say that ritual of the thing and shoving it in
the there's probably someone still out there. They're going to
be pretty old. That has to have a sixteen millimeter projector.
And then the smell of the film and the is
part of the is part of the whole thing. I
don't know anyway, so long aol. How many thousand of those?

(01:46:40):
Remember those? What were they CD ROMs? What are those things? They?
You'd get them in the mail constantly one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
Three hours, Yeah, something like that, right.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
Yeah, Oh you get the you get the DVD, the
CD and the mail. Oh yeah, Well, speaking of old times,
why don't we check in with today in history? How
about that? What do you think right now?

Speaker 8 (01:47:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
I'm now for today, October three, the third day of
October tom What happened on this day?

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
Do you love the fact that the scratchy sound of
the old record is part of a happy birthday? Chubby
Checker not as old as I thought he'd be. Come on,
Babey seventy eight, born in nineteen forty one. So he's
about seventy seventy four. Wow, both feats. Real name Chubby
Teary's real name a fat ass phill. Okay, yeah, they

(01:47:32):
didn't play in Prioria though they had to chang they
had cleaned it up. Yeah, they just made that name
up because of FASM.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Isn't his name like Richard Diamond or something, Dick Diamond,
Diamond show too, I have even my guesses are just philth.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy, famous magician and tiger
treat nineteen forty nine. Lindsey Buckingham, She is terrific, a
great guitar player. And look, wait a minute, what day?

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
What year do you say, Chubby Checker. It says here
is nineteen forty one, said said forty one eighty four.
We were what I say, seven seventy four?

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
I think we were away. We have a let's see, uh,
Lindsey bucking U from Fleewood Mac Stevie Ray Vaughn, great guitarist.
Uh died in a helicopter crash for he said Al Sharpton,
the Reverend Al Sharpton used to be kind of heavy
and now he's super super skinny.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
Chubby Checker's real name is Ernest Evans. Oh, okay, Ernie,
I like Chubby Checker. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:48:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Gwen Stefani's no halla all a back girl? Yeah, I
know she ate. What does that mean? Uh So if
if if I see a woman on the street and
I'm driving by and I holler at her, God, anywhere
are you going, She's not gonna bother with me. She's
not gonna holler back. That's what that means. Yeah. Oh,

(01:49:12):
I thought it was like a store. I don't understand that,
you know, like I'm not a nord yeah, or like
a Nordstroms. I had no idea. Okay, no, I'm not
surprised you had no idea, but I am so much
you don't have any idea. So is it is it
spelled hollow back? No, it's hollow But that's the you know,
the fun way, trying to fool us with your bad spelling.

(01:49:35):
You're not kidding me, No, No, she kidded you for years.
You thought it was a Nordstrom hollows, hollow backs, hollow
backs sounds like a store, halo backs. Pick some things up, halivax.
Come on eighteen sixty three, President Lincoln did what on

(01:49:57):
this day. I did not keep his head down. No, yeah,
I don't refused to remove his hat during a play, right,
he declared officially the holiday of Thanksgiving. Oh that was Lincoln.
Yeah again, And interestingly enough, he also had the US
government take ten percent of honey baked ham a smart

(01:50:19):
prove though, Yeah, yeah, they're really getting.

Speaker 6 (01:50:21):
That delicious and the last honey baked hamback in eighty
six stock in eighteen sixty three.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
That'd be worth Yeah, that's a good ham. That is
a fine ham nighteen. I lost entest right there. Nineteen
forty one, The Maltese Falcon premieres in New York City.
So you're a falcon guy, not a falcon Falcon, the
Maltese Falcon. Were you Falcon crest or Falcon crest on either?
I would never watch that stupid. Do you find Lorenzo
Lamas sexually stimulating in any way? Noky? Oh, he said

(01:50:50):
it too quickly. Yeah, Maltese falc you've ever ever seen that?
I have Humphrey Bogart Sydney Green Street, Peter Lourie. Sounds great, right,
sounds great. That's the movie I think in which Humphrey
Bogart is Ah, you see him fill out like a

(01:51:11):
letter and he just writes the name of the person
on the street and then city. Well me just writes C,
I T Y. And I don't know if you can
still do that. If they see that and go, let
meet just within the city limits. Oh cool.

Speaker 3 (01:51:24):
I think if you put a guy's in the name
and the zip code, it'll get there. They don't even
need I don't think they need city or stay.

Speaker 1 (01:51:31):
The greatest show of all time, The Andy Griffith Show,
premiered on CBS in the state in nineteen sixty. All right, yeah,
remember the very special episode when he did coke.

Speaker 6 (01:51:44):
That's the where Barney joins Ice. Well, you know who's
a coke head with Barney. He was so nervous and jittery.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
All the time. Hey, Andy, holding tweaking, lay off the
powder this morning, barn and then a year later it
was a pot.

Speaker 6 (01:52:04):
A year later, Sorry, what did you say? Bald ant
B is what we're saying. This is one of my
bet Aunt b was a fun No, she was impossible.

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
Andy hated her in real life. She was she was
really she was really difficult on set. What are you
talking about? I get the Andy Griffith Newsletter every month.
That's not in any newsletter that aunt b was a bitch.
That's not gonna come. What well reader about him? She's
pretty hot when she was young, right as an actress.
They show photos swimsuits. Jugsy, I would imagine, Oh, jugy,

(01:52:41):
this is an amazing day because on this date Dick
Van Dyke appeared that the Great Dick Van Dyke Show
in nineteen sixty one, and at the same day Mister
Ed both on CBS, two of the greatest shows of
all time. Are you familiar with Mister Ed? Two of
the greatest shows of all all the time? Oh? Are
you kidding? That was a big uh niked night? Yeah,

(01:53:03):
for sure. I watched so much Mister Ed. And then O. J.
Simpson found not guilty of murder on this date in
nineteen ninety five, The Son of a Gun. He did
a show called Missus Dead. At first it was called
Mister Behead. Uh huh no, keep going. Yeah, it's very impuzzle,

(01:53:27):
very very episode. And then unfortunately on the letter forgot
his sunglass. On the State of two thousand and three,
the Tiger attacked Roy Horn on his birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
No less, what a way to celebrate.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
Yeah, and he's no longer with us? Are they both
they're both gone. They're both gone, the Tiger and Roy. Yeah, yeah,
the tiger for so long? No, no, well how do
you know so quickly? Although in the State of Roy newsletter,
maybe all right, but yeah, no, the the tiger attacked him.

Speaker 8 (01:54:05):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:54:06):
Bob and I went to see Sigfried and Roy in Vegas.
We were like, you know, we were stage side. It
was really near those two guys. Was the show just
tiger tricks? They did magic and things like but they
both had like giant cod pieces on.

Speaker 1 (01:54:24):
It was crazy, it was they were really large. Was
it a good show? It was okay?

Speaker 3 (01:54:28):
Yeah, it was real where the tiger was their offense.
So if the tigers, yeah, there was something that was
keeping them out of them.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
They couldn't run into the audience of the audience. Yeah,
and we're both of them just gay as old Parie gays.
They found each other with that in the beginning. Sad
about the guy getting you know, although I guess Cincinnati
Bengals hands were happy that night Bengals won, which is

(01:54:56):
rarity this year. I guess it's amusing. Was it worth saying?

Speaker 8 (01:55:05):
Was it worth?

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
See this a Bengal tiger. You see, he thinks we
didn't get it if he killed the guy. He always
thinks we don't get it right for the throat, Yeah,
did he die? He lingered long time, but I think
he was. I think that was the beginning of him.
It was bad. You don't you don't really come back. Yeah,

(01:55:30):
you never really You're always telling me those giant throat wounds.
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Speaker 1 (01:58:13):
Remember our guest Tim Convey where in a band Ludo
for those of you who remember what was the Heyday
two thousand and six, two thousand and eight. Okay, yeah,
yeah Ludo? You ever heard of Ludo?

Speaker 8 (01:58:26):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
I only the Bosquax song that you guys. We're on Leno. Yeah,
we did Leno and we did Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. I
think we did the Boss Gags thing last time I
was here, it's my old room. That's that's yeah. You know,
I landed odds of people hearing it. Earth the band?

(01:58:47):
Were you named after the monster in Labyrinth? Yeah? Okay
the Jim Henson.

Speaker 6 (01:58:51):
Yeah, movie with David Bowie friend one of the best
of all time. And yeah, Tom, you were very interested
last time, so I brought you a loto. Oh my gosh,
you talked a lot of loot last night.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
That's cool. You're off kiss Yes, you could say homage.
Why did you guys have a hit?

Speaker 6 (01:59:13):
Tip of the cap? We did for Alternative Radio in
two thousand and eight. Our song was number eight on
the charts. Wow, I think that's great. Yeah, what was
your instrument?

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
Keith? I played keys, keys, which is very unimpressive. No, no, mister,
very rudimental. Wow, I want to find something special for you.
It's going to take me a minute. Can you guys
talk among yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:59:42):
Of course, I was excited, if you guys don't mind,
I'm excited to come in and see you guys, But
I'm also excited to get a T shirt. Last time
I was here, I got a Bob and Tom T shirt.
Became one of my favorite shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:59:53):
I forgot that you're a big T shirt collector.

Speaker 6 (01:59:55):
Legitimately, yes, though I also realized that that means different
things because I talked to somebody's I collect T shirts.
I'm like, so do I, and he's like, uh, oh, man,
I just found this this Guns N' Roses ninety two
South American Tour T shirt. I'm like, oh, we collect
in very different ways. I accumulate T shirts. I get
like the free ones at the gas stations, the Chester
Cheetah one, stuff like that. But I was really I

(02:00:18):
wore my Bob and Tom T shirt all the time.
It was great, and I wore my wife and I
went to Mexico. I wore it in Mexico and this
guy we approached this big bar outside, and this guy
from across the bar so everyone.

Speaker 1 (02:00:29):
Can hear it, goes, who is this bobbin tam like threatening?

Speaker 6 (02:00:36):
And then I'm like trying to figure out how to
answer that, and another guy at the bar goes, it's
a comedy show. It's a radio show. It's a comedy
and they're barking back and forth, and I excuse myself
from the conversation. But I wore that shirt to smithereen
so I got to replace that. Nice to my wife
and I always say to each other every time I'd
wear it, we'd go, who is this bobbin?

Speaker 8 (02:00:55):
Time?

Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
I hope it was SEXI time. And that's why you
are the godfather of my son, Tim Junior. And we
were having a discussion off there I learned something interesting.
You you one of your sons, your name is Tim,
and your sons, one of your son's names is Tim. Yep,
so he is Tim Junior. He's the third. Oh, he's

(02:01:19):
the third. Okay, I'm your But so I was asking,
what's the distinction between the second? You can be he
could be Tim the second. I looked it up and
it's usually if someone is the second, it's like their
brother's kid, right, But it's not necessarily so, so you

(02:01:40):
could be Tim the second, And some people prefer the
second to junior, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 6 (02:01:44):
But you're named after a family member that isn't your father,
then you're the second. If you're named after a grandfather
or uncle or something.

Speaker 1 (02:01:50):
Yeah, but it doesn't always stick, so it's not it's
not written in stone. Now, we have a couple of
stories I want to get to and in the news
of interest. But let's find out more about you. No,
are you a good dad? Do you take your kids
half ass? What defines being a good dad for you?

(02:02:14):
I always ask people that you know, like especially starting later,
like ask people for advice, and people are like, you
want to be a good dad? Never miss a game?

Speaker 6 (02:02:22):
That's like a big thing. People always saying, I don't
know how important that is. My dad missed games. My
dad did real estate. My dad missed a game one
time because he was closing a deal on a big
industrial space. So he missed a game and we went
to Disney World that year. So it worked out pretty well.
Take next season off. I want to go to euro Disney. Yeah,
my buddy's like I had a great dad. My dad

(02:02:43):
never missed a game. Your dad was betting on.

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
All of those.

Speaker 6 (02:02:47):
Dad's running a sports book in the entire CYC league
when we were going. You guys had to move, when
you had to sell your house, it's because Billy Bartell's
missed that penalty kick at Mary Queen of Peace.

Speaker 1 (02:03:02):
Tim Convey is our guest. That is so true. I've
heard that's for some I never missed a game, that
is that is an absolute true fact, thank you for
bringing it up. Uh, Tim is doing his thing with
Greg Warren at Doctor Grins and Grand Rapids and also
Sunday two shows in Madison, Wisconsin at Comedy on State. Now,

(02:03:23):
is your shows user friendly as Tim's ass as Greg's
with respect to the quality of the language, Oh yes,
for sure. Yeah, and that like the nice and clean
special for sure.

Speaker 6 (02:03:34):
Yeah, very clean and and uh yeah, it's not like
four children or anything, but something this stuff, you know,
you can listen to with the kids.

Speaker 1 (02:03:41):
And we're going to talk to Willie G coming up.
He is on the road as well. We got a
bunch of great people out there doing comedy. Willie G
and Greg Hahn are in Lexington at Comedy off Broadway
tonight and tomorrow. And uh we got Haywood Banks out
there in Springfield, Ohio with the State Theater tonight and tomorrow.

(02:04:01):
We are coming right back. This is These are the
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Speaker 1 (02:04:37):
Hello Tom. How about that special guest? Huh yeah, we
in the studio. We have a comedian, Tim Convey. He
is en route to a Grand Rapids, Michigan tonight and tomorrow,
then Madison, Wisconsin Sunday, a special show added with Greg
Warren Sunday afternoon. And I believe calling us from Lexington,
Kentucky right now, Willie G. Willy E there? Hey, how

(02:05:01):
you guys doing very good? Will I had a proposition
for you. Yeah, it's a new stage name, and I
just want to know how you feel about it. This
is for you. How do you feel about going by
Willie G. Willickers or even just G Willickers?

Speaker 5 (02:05:16):
Hmm.

Speaker 7 (02:05:17):
You know, I'm not sure.

Speaker 9 (02:05:18):
I'm meant until we develop a catchphrase, but yeah, if
we get a catchphrase, Willy G. Willickers, Yeah, I can play.

Speaker 1 (02:05:22):
The catchphrase is boo. You know, I like everything that's
happening here, But I think Willie's right would eat something
a little more. How would you get that on a
T shirt? Yeah? See, that's the thing. Do you have
something that you could make me more like in a language? Perhaps?

Speaker 2 (02:05:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:05:41):
I haven't. If someone who says g willockers, what exactly
is that? Are they frightened? Oh? No, I mean I
think the true definition of g Willickers is this is
very helpful. I'm gonna take that. If so, Willie, I'd
like to hope and by apologizing, how's it going? You're
working with Greg Hahn? Right? Am I getting this correct? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:06:04):
We're in Lexington. It's beautiful here. I actually I wanted
to open by apologizing to Tim. Tim, Sorry, my dad
asked you, are you a good dad?

Speaker 1 (02:06:14):
I wanted to get some pointers. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:06:16):
You gotta understand that, Tim, I got an old dad.
My dad had me when he was forty, so he
was already old when I was growing up. And then
when I was twenty, my dad had a new kid.
I was in college. You know awkward it is to
go to your dad and be like, hey man, you
got to be safe out there.

Speaker 1 (02:06:29):
You got this. I appreciate that. I tried my best, Willie.
I did. You should have seen Tim's face when I
told him you know I still have a nine year old,
and he gave me the what I get that a lot.

Speaker 9 (02:06:47):
I have kind of a funny story. It starts as
not a funny story, but tim about seven years ago,
my little sister, Finn had to get a tumor removed,
had to get brain surgery, and it was really scary,
and I wanted to be there that morning, so I
drove down and me and my dad and my stepmom
in the elevator. And I don't know if you know
this about old dads, when they have a new kid,

(02:07:08):
they get rid of old mom. They get new moms,
a newer model. She's a little younger. So we're all
this elevator. It's not funny, it's tense. You can steal
it in the air. I'd imagine it feels a lot
like the room you're in right now. And the nurse
is trying to make my little sister feel better, and
she goes, honey, I know it's a scary day, but

(02:07:28):
look at how many people love you and want to
support you on your big scary day. She goes, your
mom's here, points at her mom, and she goes, your
dad's here, points at me, and she goes and Grandpa
loves you so much four am just to be with you,
and then point it at my dad. He couldn't even
deal with the age difference thing. He just goes, excuse me, miss,

(02:07:49):
Grandpa wakes up for work every day.

Speaker 1 (02:07:56):
Then you do your sound effect. Willie g Sun number
two joins us from Lexin And how's mister Greg Han
doing these days? Man?

Speaker 9 (02:08:09):
Greg's great, he's moving shaken down there in Florida. She's
always got a million different things going on. He tell
me about he's hanging out with some thirty two year
old girl that smokes the Delta nine weed, the legal weed.

Speaker 1 (02:08:21):
He's all over the place.

Speaker 9 (02:08:22):
Man, it's fun talking to him always.

Speaker 5 (02:08:25):
Han.

Speaker 1 (02:08:25):
He always has some weird project involving his condo. Yes,
it's like, well, I've I found a table made out
of chocolate cake, but I can't figure out how to
get it up to the what That's very odd, very
odd odd fellow and one of the funniest, weirdest guys.
And have you ever seen Greg Han's act to No,
it is amazing. Yeah, it's it's not land based. In fact,

(02:08:50):
it's not earth based. I don't know what it is.
I can't describe it. I had breakfast with him a
week or two ago, and he there was was serve
your own coffee. So it was a nice place when
you go up and you get your own coffee. And
he went to the container marked snicker doodle and he
poured himself a cup, and I go, uh, oh, you
like the snicker doodle on He goes, I don't know

(02:09:11):
what it's called. It's just there. You go, yeah, yeah,
that's yeah, that's him. Willie g is our guest once
again a Lexington, Kentucky. And are you guys on your
way there?

Speaker 6 (02:09:25):
Eventually Greg is there with our buddy Sean. I'm not
able to do Lexington, but dad duties.

Speaker 1 (02:09:31):
What a great spot. Yeah, exactly, you gotta find me
show up, yep.

Speaker 4 (02:09:36):
Game.

Speaker 6 (02:09:37):
The cable will be fixed by then, so we should
be all right. Get that TV going. Wow, Willie, what
was your favorite show? And how old is your three?

Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
Three?

Speaker 6 (02:09:46):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
When you were three years old, do you remember what
you watched on TV?

Speaker 9 (02:09:50):
I mean, yeah, your house is pretty inappropriate. I think
I watched the Airplane a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
I didn't maybe it was safe cards. I did not
have time to figure that out. Oh my god. All right,
welly well, we will talk soon. Are you in the
studio next week?

Speaker 9 (02:10:05):
Yeah, I'm going to Peoria. We're doing Peoria the Jukebox
Comedy Club, and then that's next weekend, and then in
a couple of weeks I'll be at Go Bananas with Greg's.
I'll be stopping on a few times.

Speaker 1 (02:10:15):
To hang out. All right, good, well for seeing you now.

Speaker 9 (02:10:18):
I'm real excited about the said about the new Taylor
Swift album. The girls have been texting me all morning.

Speaker 1 (02:10:23):
You're so excited. Oh my god, it's all I hear.
I came in last last evening, I had to go
do something. I came back in and Finn, who's twelve,
is jumping up and down. You're not gonna believe it.
You're not gonna thought, Oh my wow. I knew she
had a math test. I figured she'd done well on it. No, no, no,
it's the new Taylor Swift album. And they're like listening
parties at movie theaters or something and ste o, wow, yeah,
a big thing. And it already dropped maynight. Okay, yeah, yeah,

(02:10:47):
I know that she's ordered the vinyl. Oh cool, so,
but I'm sure it will She'll be listening to it
digitally today.

Speaker 9 (02:10:55):
Yeah, have you come around on her fiance, Travis Kelcey.
I know we used to not like him because you
guys are both from Shaker Heights, Cleveland Heights.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
You're right, he's he went to Cleveland Heights High School.

Speaker 9 (02:11:07):
And I know that you don't like him because you
guys are from the same part of the country. But
you talk different, like you talk like a broadcaster, and
he talks like he sells dates on a cruise ships.
That's will Willers signing off.

Speaker 1 (02:11:30):
I'm seeing merch. Willie G. Willickers, Willy G. Whiz what
about that? Yeah, I Willockers is uh, Willockers is too conky. Okay, Hey,
look he's got a lot to think about, don't you, Willie.

Speaker 9 (02:11:50):
H WILLI He will be really good on the new
podcast Willie Gee's Steaksteak Themes. We're gonna see what happens.

Speaker 1 (02:11:58):
I can't wait, all right, we gotta we gotta check
in at the Silac Insurance News desk real quick. What's
going on over there? You gunning?

Speaker 12 (02:12:06):
Um?

Speaker 4 (02:12:07):
Yeah, let's find one.

Speaker 1 (02:12:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:12:08):
Purdue University announced that scientists will embark on an expedition
to the South Pacific to determine if a visual anomaly
in a lagoon in Nick, Nick, you morrow, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (02:12:22):
Nothing could go wrong with that word.

Speaker 4 (02:12:23):
I know, right, Geez scared to death all morning. If
it is Earhart's missing Lockheed Electric ten e.

Speaker 1 (02:12:33):
Her plane, why did you you had to put in
the make and model? Yeah, that's the way he is. Yeah,
doesn't want to just punch him in the face. Doesn't
he want to? Just well? I think, uh, here he goes.
For those of a slightly higher level of sophistication, I
think that might be a plane in the water. I
don't know. It could be two logs. It's like a

(02:12:54):
series of peers. It's the one wing is off. But
apparently there are aerial photographs from fifty years ago that
showed that same thing gonna look like a plane.

Speaker 4 (02:13:03):
The object was first noticed in satellite imagery in twenty
twenty oh and later confirmed to be visible on aerial
photos taken on the island's lagoon as far back as
nineteen thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (02:13:13):
So why why if that were a plane, it wouldn't
it have been seen before?

Speaker 6 (02:13:16):
All this?

Speaker 1 (02:13:17):
I don't get this. Yeah, But what's really interesting to
me is that I didn't realize she had been a
professor or a consultant at Purdue University for quite some
time she had.

Speaker 4 (02:13:27):
Yes, she was a women's career counselor in nineteen thirty five,
two years before she crashed. That that was only eighty
some years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:13:38):
A woman's career counselor in nineteen thirty five. Yeah, I know,
people would walk through, women walk and she'd just go.
Now that's nothing for you. Go home, and that's revolutionary,
that's great. But what if here's what's troubling about this story.
Learned to shop for groceries. Read the last paragraph of this,
and this, to me is a little bit of an
Read the last paragraph.

Speaker 5 (02:13:58):
There.

Speaker 4 (02:13:58):
Recently opened Amelia Earhart Terminal at Purdue Airport honors her
legacy as a valued boiler Maker. She is also remembered
a cross campus through facilities, programs, and clubs.

Speaker 1 (02:14:09):
But should you name? I mean, would you name? I
don't know. I see what you're saying. But she still
did plenty, you know, like, but do you name? There's
not a JFK Junior Airport. Well no, but that's way different.
There's not an uh O, J Simpson Ford Bronco. Deal
about you, You're just there's not Buddy Holly International Airport.

(02:14:35):
I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (02:14:36):
It's funny that she's a career counselor and probably told
women to do different things, follow their dreams or whatever.
And then this woman gives you all this advice and
then she goes and crashes a plane or I want
to listen to her anymore. Maybe maybe she didn't have
the best plans.

Speaker 1 (02:14:50):
Just does it look like a plane in the It
just looks like it could be a couple of logs.

Speaker 6 (02:14:53):
Just see those flag goggles hanging from the Oh that fzy.
I thought it would be in the deep water, and
that look like it's thirty feet off shore?

Speaker 8 (02:15:02):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:15:03):
But so did it wash up?

Speaker 5 (02:15:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:15:06):
Nothing, because it says that there's pictures of this that
date back to as far as nineteen thirty eight, which
was a year after the plane crashed.

Speaker 6 (02:15:14):
Just the discovery of this timed with their opening of
their new Perduce Laney promotional, Like you make a good point. Yeah,
we just opened the Amelia are Heart Center and you're
not gonna believe what we found.

Speaker 1 (02:15:27):
So I'm assuming that island is uninhabited. I was gonna say,
is anybody considered I don't know. Landing repelling down and
maybe that's what they're doing. Okay, they're launching an expedition. Uh,
why don't you call him up? Hello, remote island, how
you doing? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (02:15:43):
Can you run on the bay check and see if
that's a planet? Oh yeah, hang on just a second. Nope,
it's just logs.

Speaker 1 (02:15:50):
That would be interesting if if she had gotten that
close to shore.

Speaker 4 (02:15:54):
Yeah, maybe she's up. Maybe she's on the island somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:15:57):
You don't know. She would be quite elderly, you know, Yes,
but it's a magic island where the water you drink it.
And uh, oh there's the smoke monster. Oh my John Locke.
They call her old White devil lady. Ah, she's impervious
to poison tip arrows. Right, it's dad though long. Yeah,

(02:16:19):
you can still see a skull on a pike. Yes,
its interesting story. I hope they find it. That'd be great,
but we'll see. Well you didn't want to have fun
with that story, did you know? You're really very serious
about this? I am completely. I just think naming an
something in an airport might be a mistake. I don't know.
Just saying oh Ace is plain to me. They don't

(02:16:40):
have a brand a brand of kool Aid named after
a certain country in Central America. You mean or cojuice
or I'm just saying, hey, we're all in this together.

Speaker 8 (02:16:55):
I was.

Speaker 1 (02:16:57):
Some time about time for some guy on AJWS. You
know it wasn't kool Aid either.

Speaker 9 (02:17:03):
It was.

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A lesser brand. But drinking the kool Aid has become
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yaks coming up, the critter and another critter in the news,

(02:19:42):
and a song from Pat Godwin. I'm very excited about that.
We're in the Oreilli Auto Parts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bomb and
Tom Show. Words hurt you know they do, they really do.

Speaker 3 (02:19:58):
There's Jess Hooker, Godwin, Josh Arnold, Hello, Ayce Cosby, I'm Chick,
Hello Tom.

Speaker 1 (02:20:09):
Hello Chick McGhee in the studio with US comedian Tim Convey.
Good to see you. Tim on his way to Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Then Sunday Madison, Wisconsin with Greg Warren and Tim. Father
of two young boys would say one in three.

Speaker 6 (02:20:26):
One in three A lot of diapers, a lot of diapers,
different size, The oldest one, the oldest one is finally
potty training.

Speaker 1 (02:20:34):
He took his arial, he took his time, but he
got there. And then the other one.

Speaker 6 (02:20:38):
Yeah, a lot of a lot of diapers. And we
were flying a bunch lately because the people keep getting
married and my brother's getting My brother's getting married in
France next year. I have to take these two kids,
I know, and there's nothing I can do because all
our families are going over there, so there's nobody to
leave him with. And it's the anxiety just about that.
It's all I'm thinking about all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:20:59):
Why would he do that? Uh, you can consider it.

Speaker 9 (02:21:02):
And so.

Speaker 6 (02:21:04):
Because he doesn't have kids, he doesn't know. And it's why,
I mean, is why like they want to get married
in France.

Speaker 1 (02:21:10):
Okay, so what you know? The destination weddings should be illegal.
It's illegal unless they provide the plane a charter. Yeah,
one NonStop. It's gonna cost you a fortune.

Speaker 6 (02:21:23):
Unbelieving, and I won't have an ounce of fun. It's
all those things we I mean, I'm this is all
new to me. None of this is profound. People have
experienced this, but you. You know, we went on a
vacation with my wife's family and we all shared a
house and it's great, and it's you're not it's not
a vacation. It's you're taking the show on the road, right.
It's a new place with new sharp corners and staircases
and everything else. And the problem is when you share

(02:21:46):
space with people who are on vacation, it makes it
even worse because they're like, I'm gonna go take a
nap on the beach and then go play golf on
a little bit and you're like, that's great. I gotta
make sure this one doesn't kill this one and that
they don't go back to you know, fall into the wall.
And I'm gonna go to France, which is that'll be incredible,
it'll be beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:22:05):
Everyone around me will be having a great time, and
I just got to survive it. Yeah, more wine. Everyone's
talking that gibberish. Yeah, yeah, we have a miss Hooker
over there at the Silent Insurance news desk, What's Happening a.

Speaker 4 (02:22:27):
Surprising site greeted teachers at Indian Lake Middle School in
Ohio on Monday. A herd of escaped yax grazing on
the school grounds just before lunch. The yaks had escaped
from Hidden Nook Ranch, located about a mile outside Lewistown.
Nookie yacks are large, hairy animals.

Speaker 1 (02:22:48):
If you didn't know, there we go. Look at the
size of that thing. Look at the horns on that thing,
look at the leg and he's they've got that uh
that hump on the back? What humph.

Speaker 4 (02:23:11):
School officials immediately alerted local authorities. Deputies blocked the exit
to the school in cleared traffic along County Road ninety
one to ensure safety.

Speaker 1 (02:23:20):
Do we know how many yaks in there in the herd?
I love them, I love them. It doesn't say I
heard the acts. Of course I heard the acts. They're scared,
I can I heard somebody? I mean there. I think
they are massive, aren't they?

Speaker 8 (02:23:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:23:39):
Would you say how much they weigh?

Speaker 4 (02:23:41):
Twelve hundred pounds? The six feet tall yes? When When
ranch owners arrived, they attempted to corral the animals back
into the trailer, but the acts were not cooperative.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
They oh, man, they hate that trailer. I don't know
what that.

Speaker 4 (02:24:00):
Trailer and ranch hands used portable gates to guide them
back home. No students were hurt. And they were able
to attend lunch in the cafeteria.

Speaker 1 (02:24:18):
It was like my high school cafeteria. There were more
yacks after they ate, after they ate Gunther's Google gravy.

Speaker 4 (02:24:29):
They're huge, they are they're pretty. They look like the Yeah,
like they weren't a skirt.

Speaker 1 (02:24:38):
They do look like they weren't hairy skirts. Yes, no,
the other, speaking of Harry, this is the other. I
was unaware of these guys. Did you have the story
about the bull that escaped in Connecticut? Yes, are you
aware that? We'll go ahead tell them at.

Speaker 4 (02:24:54):
A miniature Scottish Highland bull is on the loose in
eastern Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (02:24:58):
These are really cool looking.

Speaker 4 (02:25:00):
The bull named Lefty. There we go all, oh my gosh,
she's adorable.

Speaker 1 (02:25:06):
It's like a miniature cow. But it's got this weird haircut.
Hair obsessed tom haircut?

Speaker 4 (02:25:12):
Is that the way his hair grows?

Speaker 1 (02:25:13):
It's not a haircut. No, they don't get the cows
out and cut there. I had a haircut like that
when I was twelve.

Speaker 4 (02:25:21):
There's a lot of little boys that have that haircut now,
my son, Yes, that's all in their face. The bull
name Lefty escaped from the Sullivan Brothers Farm in North
Franklin and has since been roaming the fields and forests
of the surrounding area.

Speaker 1 (02:25:36):
What it, Yeah, what's it?

Speaker 3 (02:25:38):
Is?

Speaker 1 (02:25:38):
Not hurt nobody No?

Speaker 4 (02:25:40):
Owner Kit Sullivan told c T Insider that he was
introducing Lefty to the farm's other cows, mostly full size Highlands,
when Lefty got frightened by another bull and took off.

Speaker 1 (02:25:51):
Of course, the little guy.

Speaker 8 (02:25:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:25:53):
Mister Sullivan said that he has been spending eight hours
a day every day trying to track down and trap
the bovine.

Speaker 1 (02:26:01):
You know that this is these little guys, these miniature
Highland This is what they make sliders from. Oh I
always wonder yeah, I always wondered. There. It's not funny.

Speaker 4 (02:26:12):
They have to raise them for their for their coat
that looks really soft and right.

Speaker 1 (02:26:20):
Yeah, sure, I don't care. Of course, are they not
raised for beef?

Speaker 4 (02:26:29):
That's what I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:26:30):
Yeah, I wouldn't think so. I know. Are the little
female ones? Do they use those for those little milk
bottles that they have at school?

Speaker 5 (02:26:39):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (02:26:40):
All right, many air cons create miniature things that one's
for chocolate milk luggage. Only the dop kids.

Speaker 1 (02:26:51):
I have a what do they raise yaks for I think,
would there be a yak ranch? Is it is yack
milk some health food thing?

Speaker 4 (02:26:59):
No, but there's yak yarn that you can use to knit.
I have some like alpaka like, uh, it's really soft.

Speaker 1 (02:27:07):
Okay, Because it said that they had escaped from a
yak ranch. Yeah, I'm just asking.

Speaker 4 (02:27:13):
I don't know. Is there yak in the ancestral blend
of meat that you use?

Speaker 1 (02:27:18):
Not that I've found bison and wild boar and chicken
and venison. Yeah, yeah, okay, wait a minute, hold on,
here we go. I just found it. It says yak
meat is lean, high in protein, and lower in cholesterol.
Sounds perfect. Some ranches marketed as a healthier grass fed alternative.

(02:27:40):
It says it has a sweet, delicate flavor. Apparently they
also weigh lower methane emissions. They're not as gassy. It
sounds that yes. Huh oh, I think we all. Don't
you get the magazine Yak flatulence yaculants. They're they're weekly four.

(02:28:00):
I go online and way in raising domestic yaks, they
take up They take up about a quarter of the
space needed for a bee. For dairy cow, h can
you milk them? Mama yak give them. Okay, Now this place,
this is a yak farm. It says they welcome visitors
to sea feed and take pictures with our yaks. You know,

(02:28:21):
my puppy dogs love yak cheese. They have a a
bar of yak cheese that they chew on. Wow. Yeah,
is it similar to like a cheddar we would eat
like in terms of it's very very very hard and
they chew on it and then when it's almost all
gone you can put in the microwave and it swells

(02:28:41):
up again. What. Yeah, And they do make as you said,
miss Hooker, they do make a yak yarn to make
sweaters and scars. Now, what just happened, Jess?

Speaker 4 (02:28:54):
Is?

Speaker 1 (02:28:54):
Yeah, I don't. I'm sure you're always amazing. Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:28:56):
Is that we'll tell Tom something and then he'll go
on the internet and check to see if what we've
just said is true, and then he'll.

Speaker 4 (02:29:05):
Get it wasn't. I said I had some at home, right.

Speaker 1 (02:29:09):
And then he will present it to you like he
like you had no idea?

Speaker 4 (02:29:13):
Wow, look what you taught me?

Speaker 1 (02:29:14):
Tom Well in the in the current issue of gas Light. Yes, yeah,
you're in the centerfold again.

Speaker 8 (02:29:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:29:22):
I hate to tell you this, but I believe I
speak on behalf of everybody. Your company is no longer enjoyed.
Oh wait a minute, there's more more stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:29:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29:38):
They are crossbred with cattle. Oh well, I'm like to
look at you. Yeah there, this is true. This is
are they called They're close. They're called yack ows, yack cows.
Why a k O W S. I know a guy
from Dracou who grew yau. They combined the heartiness of
yaks with the productivity of cattle. So there you go.

(02:30:00):
He was never ready to he'd go not now I can't.
They're easy to get, easy to get along with it,
they are, Yeah, because you could never argue with it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah. Oh you
want to know.

Speaker 5 (02:30:10):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (02:30:12):
Now when we come back, are we going to get
this song out of you?

Speaker 8 (02:30:15):
Pad?

Speaker 1 (02:30:15):
You could have got it out of me in the
last twenty minutes. Yeah, go ahead, do it. I'm ready
to go. You can do it right now, we have time. Yeah.
The story was met with the stain from Miss Earhart. Well,
they think there's a group at Purdue University that is
going to go investigate what a great thing this? You
get to fly to the South Pacific. Yeah, and they
think they may have found the Amelia Earhart's plane. I'm
not going to say the name of the plane, because

(02:30:36):
Josh gets all mad well. The story didn't say plane
you hit luck the luck he'd f one idiot. Of
course that's a left hand was familiar with the story
of the Engineers at Purdue were part of the whole
redesign of the plane, adding extra fuel, although apparently they hey, Joe,

(02:31:00):
you on top of all it should have made that
one dake one more gallon. Uh, this is a song
about a millionear.

Speaker 12 (02:31:07):
Oh, Emia, you crashed in a plane.

Speaker 1 (02:31:11):
For eighty eight years, we've been searching. Woe me so sorry,
we're late.

Speaker 12 (02:31:20):
If you're still alive, you'd be one twenty eight making
plans to find that plane. Oh, Amelion fred Noonan's remains,
her love life shouldn't mad out of you if she
was sleeping with Fred or lg bt q Ohe me,

(02:31:42):
you flew around the globe so brash and so bold,
you dressed plainly.

Speaker 9 (02:31:48):
Who on me?

Speaker 1 (02:31:50):
It's your plane? They say? Did you end up like
Tom Hanks and cast to wait? Bring it home?

Speaker 6 (02:31:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:31:59):
Whoa worth this? Thank you very much?

Speaker 3 (02:32:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:32:04):
I think this is a great store. I don't know
why you guys aren't excited. Well, the photographic evidence is lacking.
I think that that may not be a plane. But
if it is, you'll be wrong. But it may not
be Amelia's plane. Many many planes go missing. Yeah, you do,
approximately twenty seven thousand a year. It's in his new book. Well,
speaking of mission, we may we may have time to

(02:32:25):
get to the missing gold that's been found. And I've
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Speaker 3 (02:33:58):
Hey, welcome back to the bobbin Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parks studios. At the news desk is
Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold, are there?
Ace Cosby? I'm chick. Hello Tom, say hello to our guests.

Speaker 1 (02:34:13):
Will you hello, Tim Convey, Tim, I'm sorry I was.
I'm very interested in this Purdue University search for Amilia
Earhart's plane. I guess this this bit of land is
like a six day boat ride from anywhere. Wow, So
it's really it's a very remote spot. The one professor

(02:34:35):
I just got rid of the article. He said, they're
very likely to find her plane, but probably not her luggage.
Oh yeah, Now, Tim, you were in a band prior
to becoming a comedian, and the band was called Ludo,
And I just wanted to play something for you because

(02:34:56):
you grew up in Saint Louis. Yes, and you you
were kind of mentioned that your band was sort of
a regional, kind of a regional footprint to a degree,
more famous in some places than others. There was a
song that was also a regional hit called lake Shore Drive.
Very familiar, great song. And I have a special addition

(02:35:18):
that I'm going to play just for you because your
friend Josh Arnold is also from Saint Louis. And lets
give it a Listen's stop a game. You got a

(02:35:43):
real version of the that's the real song. Now the
there's a Josh Arnold version of that song that's uh,
we hate We had it custom done. It was done
custom made for Josh by the gentleman who sang the original.
Is that right? Yes, I don't remember. It was Aliota
Haines or Jeremiah. I think Haynes. Yeah, yeah, And uh

(02:36:05):
he had become a advocate for dogs, which was great.
I mean, he was a big dog guy. So I
mentioned that song one day on the air, and nobody
knew what I was talking about. I didn't know at
the time that that was just kind of a regional thing.
Oh yes, I ran into that too, and it blew
my mind because we heard it all the time and loved.

Speaker 6 (02:36:22):
It absolutely, and because for us it's just as big
as the Led Zeppelin song. You heard them, It's all
the same thing. And somebody goes, I don't know what
that is.

Speaker 1 (02:36:31):
You're like, I didn't know what it was. It was
big in Chicago and Saint Louis and apparently that's about it.
But there is a custom version which we're trying to
dig up right now, and I hope we can find
it before we have to leave. But in the meantime,
let's find out more about you. Now. Yeah, this this
could go wrong Okay, you don't ask a question you
don't know the answer to you. You are the father

(02:36:51):
of two young boys, one and three. Yes, now you
are a man of a certain age. I'm going to say,
guests forty I'm forty five. Forty five. Yeah, let me
do some maanther. Are your parents still alive? They are? Oh,
they're good. Yes, that was the tricky part of the question. Yes,
it would have been a real, real short bit if

(02:37:12):
you weren't. Well, thanks for listening. Are they good now?
Are they good at being grandparents? They are? They're good.

Speaker 6 (02:37:19):
You learn things as you see them with your children.
About that shed some light on sort of how how
you grew up. My kids are really, really, they're they're cute.
I always thought I was a cute kid, cute baby.
Most people do think that. I realized the pictures you
see of yourself as a baby, those are the ones
your parents want you to see. They're doing a whole
lot of curating, right. I'm over at my folks, I'm

(02:37:43):
looking for stuff for my kids. I find a drawer
is all the outtakes from.

Speaker 1 (02:37:48):
My entire life. Oh nice, I was a very ugly kid,
and I know.

Speaker 6 (02:37:54):
It because you only see you only see the good ones.
I'm like, I thought I was a cute kid. My
mom's like you were three times. Those are the pictures
in all way, Like I don't even think that's me.
I don't remember that et Dolls. She's like, that's your brother.
Like going on a day with somebody you only know
from Instagram totally.

Speaker 1 (02:38:12):
Like they can't possibly what is this? It was a drawer,
like they were like put it in the jar, like
every time. Devastating. Now your kids are gonna when they're
twenty five, they're going to have almost every day of
their life high definition as a digital image. I know,
it's crazy.

Speaker 6 (02:38:30):
They won't be able to get away for it's a
whole different world. But you can edit out the soccer
goals they miss. You can do your your own version
of that.

Speaker 1 (02:38:37):
Yeah, and in fact, we're not even going to be
necessary pretty soon with AI. So just say, draw a
picture of draw a picture of Junior. Yeah yeah, Look,
if you're this big controversy now about the the audience
and the was it a Will Smith video? Yes, so
they've got like six fingers and yeah, well that's a
slap in the face to his fans, isn't it. Yeah,

(02:39:03):
it's doctor, it's doctor.

Speaker 6 (02:39:04):
They added people to it, and because you can see
people are holding enough signs and that the signs don't
make any sense, and yeah, they faked.

Speaker 1 (02:39:11):
It, but they there. They heard an interview with the
guy saying in a year from now, they'll all be perfect.
It's going to be impossible to tell what's real and
what's fake. Oh look, I'm getting phone calls once again.

Speaker 3 (02:39:23):
Can you imagine if that would have happen, he'd be
mad until Tuesday, I.

Speaker 1 (02:39:29):
Haven't well, then his phone goes off. I have a
technical question I'm getting. You get a lot of these
spam calls. Then you have the option you hit a
thing it says report spam, report, delete, delete and report junk. Yeah?
Does that? Is that real? Because I keep getting them?
So I don't think it's working. Well, I know, I

(02:39:50):
think there are so many. That's your problem. And is
are there time constraints when they're allowed to do that?
Because I got one at nine thirty the other night?
Are there can they? I think it's a wild wild West.
But they're trying to sell sleeping pills.

Speaker 6 (02:40:06):
It's already a scam, so they're not like paying attention
to like, oh, but we we do abide by the hour.

Speaker 4 (02:40:12):
Scam rules.

Speaker 6 (02:40:13):
You're trying to steal her money. They're like, we want
to steal your credit card, but we can't call you.
After Tim put me on the jury where they catch
one of these guys. Yes, well the jury, we found
him guilty. We'd like him burn at the steak on
a Friday night on television.

Speaker 1 (02:40:28):
I'd like to meet the congressman whose palms or they're
calling their down. Yeah, that's good. You learn nothing from
the faut. This is an important call. I better take it.
I'm sorry Tim. Once again, Tim is on his way
to visit with our friend and be on stage. Uh

(02:40:48):
in front of our friend Greg Warren right in front
of him. Yeah, that's going to be a doctor Grin's
that's not how Greg doesn't. Yeah, yeah, I know it's weird.
During during Tim's whole set, grin Greg's right in back
of him waving, uh huh. Who either thing where he
puts his arms through mine and he kind of does,
oh that's my hands bit never not funny. Yeah, that's
what he thinks. Doctor Grensey Grand Rappers. You guys are

(02:41:08):
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Speaker 5 (02:41:30):
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