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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Who's that knocking on my front door? It's Halloween night
and I'm passed out on the floor. It's a tiny
spider man saying trick or tree. I'm half dressed and drunk,
all out of sweets.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
The scariest thing you've ever seen is a divorced.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Guy with no candy on hollow.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Hooey, Halloween, Hallowey, Mommy, who is that?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I've got nothing in the cupboard, but in the frigidaire,
I've got a moldy piece cheese and a half eaten pear.
I've got no m and ms, no milky ways, i
am travel sized the odorant that old mayonnaise. I got
the lights off so I can't be seen. I'm a
divorced guy with no candy, no girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
On Hallowey Halloey.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I've got some vitamins and cold pizza crust, one out
the Seltzer.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
And some Cheeto dust.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I've got a fifth Crown Royal and a half case
of beer on paid bills. At a summons to appear,
will your bag hold all the sorrow and regret.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
One more thing before I forget.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
The scariest thing You've ever seen is a divorced guy
with no candy, no girlfriend, no prospects, no pants on.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Hallow, I'm from the casket. Hey there, Hi, there, hold there,
you're as well come asking? Hey everybody? Yeah, I may

(02:16):
well go. I don't. I don't know what they're It's
the Bobbing Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance News desk.
It's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's
Josh Charnot. Hello, Tayce Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. I'm Chick McGhee and once

(02:40):
again catching Tom by surprise, and we're going on the
air and he's totally taken aback by. It reminds me
of an old lady at the cashier at the grocery store.
Oh I have to pay now, Okay, Well, let me
fish around for like they say. Yeah, the show doesn't
start because it's ready. It starts because the clock says
so time. Just just catching up on a few things

(03:03):
over here, right, Hope all is well in your world.
I'm looking forward to a good show. Explain this to
miss Hooker. Okay, when Chicks team wins, that's not true
at all. Typically we have a good show. Now with
respect to his mood, yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Walk me through his mood.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah. Lately my mood has not been the topic of conversation. Okay,
but you can see today it's on the fence. No,
at this way, it could go either way. I got you,
I got you, dude, I got you, babe. Okay, I
did hear shush shush shush shushu sugartown now Google Pixel man,
they're running the hell out of they're running that ad

(03:39):
that song we've been I don't know what you're talking
for a while. Oh, here it is. This is an
earworm you heard.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
I got some troubles, but they wound.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Let Nancy Sinatra.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Lay right down here in the great voice, okay, with
a new Google Pixel phone.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Torn. But we've been playing that and now it's stuck
in my head and people are blaming us. It'll be
stuck in my head for a while. But it's a
good song. No, we have a lot to catch up with.
That was a big weekend up. Everybody had a good time.
We've got some music coming from mister Godwin over there.
We have your letters, of course, you can always reach us.

(04:31):
Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom dot com. It's
my understanding we will be having a surprise guest today.
Also on the roster, we have comedian Greg Warren, fresh
off some big shows over the weekend in Michigan and Wisconsin.
Let me ask you a question. Yeah, what is it
with the constant surprises? You mean lying a surprise because

(04:55):
and they're never good surprises. One in like forty years
when you brought Joe th Eisman into the studio, that's
one time and everything else is just like, oh, it's
my gardener with uh nine watermelon. First of all, he's
my handyman with tomatoes whatever. He's never was surprised the

(05:16):
last week. Jim Gaffigan, it's a nice surprise. He's not
a surprise. We all knew he was, Yes, we did.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
You didn't know he was calling, sure, I did knew. No,
we didn't know. The people that booked the show didn't know.
I know you didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Jim called me and said, I said, okay, if I
called tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
And I've got a He called me and he said,
it's okay if I tell Chick I'm calling tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
It was a chain.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Before we were hanging out. I told him to do
the show.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
So anyway, what is the surprise? And if it's not
the bassoon quartet, I don't want anything to do with it.
I can get I can get that worked out. I
wish you would I keep asking for it. I'll explain
to you, Oh you're asking for it. I happened. I
happened to know the Uh like the bassoon.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Listen to this sentence. What's the word luthier?

Speaker 8 (06:06):
What?

Speaker 9 (06:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
That what? Gar? Yeah? Someone who fixes. He's a friend
of mine. But like I ran into him at a
rest of the other day and someone had just flown
in from South America with their bassoon for him, and
they have basoons in South America, and then he had
a guy from Australia. That's he's the man. So if
you want any bassoon work, didid I don't know why

(06:29):
you came. I love it good? Did you do? I
am working on another surprise later in the in the year,
a big one. So I mean, I don't want to
tell you because you ruined the last one. How did
I ruin it? He blurted out what it was. That's
why you can't tell anybody.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
All the time, I thought that was all the something else.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
That does sound like the single that her husband's just
left for work Hodayday, the lights are damning, the teacher
and peanuts in any of it. Do you think when
they're they're they're not laying around eating bond bonds, They
are just laying around working the vibrator. I doubt it.

(07:23):
I hope everyone gets a chance to chill however she wants.
We had vibrators in the news last week. I'm still
skeptical that news story. Oh yeah, in the in the
birthing room at the hospital, there's a company that is
suggesting that ladies undergoing that, yes, that bless an event,

(07:43):
have a vibrator with.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Them to a small orgasm will help in uh the
birthing process, they say.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I think that's a little bit. I do. I know
it heard.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
I was heard that it could get things started, Yes,
but during I didn't really. But in the hospital, no, yeah,
this is well too much going on, doctor, doctor, Is
the baby coming? No, but the mother is.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
To give us ten minutes. We'll get that thing out
of there, okay. Also coming up in sports, when you
give me a little preview major League Baseball playoffs. Yesterday,
a full slate of NFL games actually had four teams
on a by yesterday, and uh, let's see. Sports broadcaster
Mark Sanchez got into a little trouble over the weekend.
He's still in the hospital, but he was charged with,

(08:28):
uh let's see what the what are the official charges
unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, public intoxication and battery
with injury. Good gosh, And he got stabbed, and he
got stabbed, and he's still in the hospital, or as
I like to say, the horspital. We have fun. Yeah,

(08:51):
what do we have any more information about that? I
wouldn't tell you. You would surprise me. If you're right,
I'm gonna surprise here. He is smart Sanchez. Everybody, Oh yeah,
I feel stabbed. I saw it was grizzly. I got
a little stabby, man, I really got stabbed. Well, he

(09:12):
also got pepper sprayed. Oh yeah, yeah, but that was
after I got stabbed. No, I think it was before.
But according to the character factsy do you yell stuff
out like that when you go to a comedy show
that before Edison was left tanded. Everybody knows that couldn't

(09:34):
have possibly made that move. It's pronounce Van huff t
s l I and I know him. He was in
my studio, he was on the show. That'd be a
surprise we had him on the show. Oh well, that's
that's all coming up in the news. We have a

(09:54):
news story datelined DeLand, Florida.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Times. I don't believe that it's the land. I think
you change their city out making land.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I do think you're above that. It is absolutely the land.
It's Belusha County. That's an odd name for a city,
isn't it the land? The land? No, No, it's twenty
five miles from Deceit specific it's a detail of twenty
two nautical miles. Have you ever said that in conversation?

(10:30):
As the crow flies? Have you that? Absolutely? Really?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
My dad says it all the time.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
No kidding, Wow, I guess I missed that that bit
of information when I just I've never said it. I
know of it, but I never was if you wanted
to know how far away a place was, sometimes the
way the roads are designed, it might be fifty miles,
but as the crow flies, it's only ten. So it's

(10:56):
a winding road unless the crows in Taxica. You know
how crow gets and gets and gets stabbed after he
gets and that this is my pepper spraying your truck
in my alley. Let's go okay, let's let's go. Time
also coming up, but today right on. You know, that's

(11:18):
a slogan for you see fight on. Okay, we have
a Nirvana news pubic hair in the news in a
big international way and I photograph. I guarantee when you
see it, there will be a everyone's gonna go oh

(11:39):
in disgust kind of Yeah, even though it's even though
it's a celebratory moment, it sounds like somebody's getting hit
in the ball. You're gonna recoil worse, worse than the balls. Yeah,
you'll see. I could be wrong, but you'll hell would
that be? You'll be stabbed in an alley? Yeah, after
getting pepper spray. Let's I don't think pepper spray had

(12:03):
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Speaker 1 (13:50):
They you very much. Chick McGhee coming up one hundred
plus tampons in the air. Ah, we'll find out what
that's aldud. Yeah, all right and colorful, let's just put
it that way.

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Speaker 5 (15:05):
Ut e n.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobin Top Show. We're in
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Auto Parts. At the news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hi,
there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
Hello, Josh Arnold Hy, there's Ash Cosby.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I'm Chick Vigee. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick. I thought we'd
kind of break the format for just a second before
we get to the letters. Is that right? Because I
mentioned a few minutes ago that I wanted to show
you guys a photograph that I thought you might recoil from.
This is our world record for today. Okay, Oh no,
that's not the world record. That's that's today's history. This

(16:01):
isn't that's today in history. Hang on, keep going, okay,
hang on, Oh nope, that's not it. There we go record,
I got it. I'm okay, okay, go ahead, dead the
world record. Oh you want me to do it that night.

(16:23):
I thought I indicated that if you. I'm totally I
thought you had it. I thought it was part of
your surprise package. It is the surprise. The world's oldest
man recently celebrated is one hundred and thirteenth birthday. Yeow
yao j o ao yooa joel jo. I think I

(16:45):
assume it's a Jay. Isn't like an Wan, so it'd
be wow.

Speaker 12 (16:48):
Wow, all of mine Wow, Christopher Walking, Wow, uh wow,
Marino Nido and in.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
The same Yeah, his last name is an et O.
He's from Brazil. Turned one hundred and thirteen on October five.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a photograph of the Xi
and I'm sure see I told you you'd recoil. That's
no way to live. Boy. It looks like one of

(17:21):
those scary Halloween masks with a melting face.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
I mean the one on the right. He looks exactly
like Gollum. Yeah, one of Tom's shirts. Yeah, he's wearing
a nice, nice black picture golf shirt. You've got the
same shirt on.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I've got a Oh, oh my god.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
That is somebody put him down, somebody we need.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
He's not a happy human. We need a side by side.
But the Guinness people, the Guinness people checked. Is the
Guinness people checked as what do you call it? Birth certificate? Yeah? Yeah,
they better check his pulse, yeah, mister. He was named
the oldest man living in November last year, following me
the death of of course, you remember the United Kingdom's

(18:04):
John Tennis Wood, lucky son of it was age one
hundred and twelve. Long for the relief that death will bring. Man,
the guy's got more hair than I do. Did you
have a full head of hair? Let's see it again.
Let's see it again.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
I want to see it.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Again once again. And he's in he's in Brazil. Is
that correct?

Speaker 5 (18:24):
He put an emoji over his face.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
I don't know why I'm making fun of. That's how
I'm going to look at sixty four.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
On your hair up there. Look, I'm looking. It's it's
not his wife he's holding up you know I've heard that.
Your ears and your nose.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
It's their happy anniversary, never.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Never stopped growing. No, if his wife was alive, he'd
already be long dead. That's really that's right. Women and women?
Am I right? Josh?

Speaker 10 (18:54):
Am?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I right? Am I right? Alright, right, I lived long
enough to liqu one of those Brazil you butt lifts.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
Was sorry, enjoyed it a few years your life.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'm sorry. It's time to get to the letters. If
he had an orgasm, he would just dust away. It
would be a puff of smoke and that would be nothing. Right. Yeah,
that's a that's one old man. Yes, that is one
old dude. I would suspect he'll be losing that crown shortly. Yeah, well,
king his dad. I'm sure that the Guinness people have

(19:30):
the next four or five of them ready to go.
Probably the trigger. We're ready to go. We've got big,
big doings about This is from Dean. I was listening
to the discussion you guys were talking about how to
pronounce the noodle dish fuh, and I thought you guys
would get a kick out of what I found at
our local Safeway grocery store in Pendleton, Oregon. This is

(19:54):
p h oh okay. And you know how we have
a couple of noodles here. You know you've seen everybody's
seen a couple of noodles. Coumble noodles are great. Well,
evidently the fa they also have half a cup and
it was in the grocery store. How about that? Do
we have a photograph of we do? I was? I

(20:17):
was told we did. He's standing in the Safeway in Pendleton,
Oregon holding the cup up. How is it spelled p
h o k u p oh oh fah oh A
real cup? Yeah. Well this was in the news last
week as in why did I hire my son? And

(20:38):
while he's a real exactly, there's this Actually, while you're
diggy for that photograph which he panta can't find, we
had a really serious story regarding a social media trend
that's causing severe burns and children. Yeah, this is this

(21:01):
is no joke. It's yeah, it's a It's one of
those moronic TikTok things called the K Pop Noodle challenge.
H and it's from the h Apparently, the the movie
K Pop Demon Hunters is the most viewed film in
the history of Netflix.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Yeah, health experts are warning parents about a dangerous viral
trend tied to a new animated film. According to Shriner's
Hospital for Children, the so called K Pop Noodle challenge
right on social media after the release of the Netflix
movie K Pop Demon Hunters. Is this like an animated
band like they sing songs and stuff. Right, are you

(21:42):
familiar with this sound?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Seems like yeah, I was being serenaded with the album yesterday.
There's lots of singing, okay, and it's it kind of
reminded me of Hamilton. A lot of words, oh, a
lot of words per minute the songs. And I was
impressed at my nine year old was able to just
spout them.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
The stunt encourages kids to eat instant noodles the way
the film's characters do while filming themselves for social media.
Doctors say the risk isn't in the noodles, it's in
the flimsy microwaveable cups they come in. When children slurp
the hot broth on camera, the cups can tip over,
spilling scalding liquid that can cause serious burn injuries.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, those microwaves gets sneaky hot as far as food,
they say. They say the instant noodles had been linked
to a third of pediatric burns. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
so it's I mean, this is not a it's not
a joke. It's very serious. So if it's they come that,
they come out very hot, then they tip over. So
now you don't treat your your daughters, your little daughters,

(22:43):
like you do everybody else when they try to share
a song with you, you don't. You don't tell your girls.
Oh that's that's derivative. Almond Brothers did that forty years ago.
The uh, that really is awful. The K pop stuff
is far from the Almond brother Okay, we do have
the video. Now something else our special guest already. Okay, Uh,

(23:08):
there we go, There we go. It's Kristy Lee. Whoa
we can see you go ahead, start talking.

Speaker 9 (23:21):
I said, this is our group. We are from collect Travels,
wonderful British landscape stour. We've wrapped up right outside of
Buckingham Palace. This is our tour guide, Shane John.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Love everything about it.

Speaker 9 (23:38):
John spells his name with an E. So I got
it wrong every frigging day.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
Yes, yes, yes, good morning everyone, good morning, good morning
for me here anyway, don't pat Yes, but.

Speaker 9 (23:55):
He he didn't want to tell you that we did
have quite a bit of what must.

Speaker 13 (23:59):
Be oh, mushy peass and sticky Yeah yeah. I think
the UK are now in deficit on mushy peas and
sticky toffee pudding because the group.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Of being debouring it yeah, on fishing chips.

Speaker 13 (24:18):
Yeah, I think the the UK fishing industry is now
saved just from the amount of fish and chips being devoured.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
We're good, yeah, we are you go ahead, go ahead,
go ahead, No, no you go, oh.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
Go the pond and we can't see the suns in
our eyes.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
No, this is our last day.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
We've had a wonderful, wonderful trip.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Everybody.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
Did you have a great time?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right? They're all yellow and also never never met
you before. Well that's why you still love us.

Speaker 9 (25:04):
But we wanted to call in and just say hello
and thanks everybody for making this possible. We had a
great time and we highly recommend you come coming to
the UK.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Right, yeah, come to the UK.

Speaker 13 (25:13):
When when he gets to Passport controlled, just us for
Sean and comes up me and I'll come and get.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
You all right, thank you Sean. For a second, I
thought that was the guy from Brazil. I didn't know
what was going I could have he could have could
have been his brother. Yeah, would have delayed there, our
younger brother. And where were we? Oh? Yeah, we were
talking about the the phone noodles and did we ever

(25:42):
find that, I mean the fa noodles. It's spelled p
h o, but it's pronounced faun cup. Yeah, that's the
phe cop. Yeah. Yeah, she was pronouncing it as it's written, right,
that's all. It's a cup.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
But that was a little too clear, a cup of
fuh yeah, okay uh.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
In any event, be careful if you there, there's the
guy holding him up and it's and it's cup spelled
as you mentioned, with a k oh that is hello.
Do you suppose that's deliberate? Do you think they get that?
I don't think remember they they think didn't Donkey Kong

(26:25):
was not supposed to be monkey Kong, but they don't
know how they misspelled monkey. Yes, yeah, so we we
can move forward.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Whoever scheduled that zoom threw him off for the rest
of the morning. We're gonna have a meeting. I'm calling
a meeting. Oh yeah, hang on, we'll be right back
after this. From a stay at home mom, The kids are.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Bob and Tom. Show Jack mentioned something about flip number
clocks at the start of the show I did last week.
I love the flip number clocks. I am the owner
of a late sixties early seventies General Electric electric flip
number clock I had found in the woods by my
house when hiking one day. How odd that sounds like
a horror movie. This sounds like this is the hour

(27:21):
you will die a manifest and this is the exact time.
But I can't tell you the date. It's jammed one day,
the date pops up, it's today. If it hits midnight,
you have an hour to leave. I took it home,
cleaned it up, clean the inside out. It works perfectly fine.
It's still going to day and yesterday, for instance, it
was a pain in the ass to change it at

(27:42):
daylight saving time. Uh, that's Nate in Joppa, Missouri. Okay,
wind is daylight savings time, first November, first Sunday in
November November one. Okay, all right, I've got a letter
over here, go baby, go. First time emailer, Hello, I
want to let you guys know the orange slice in

(28:06):
iced tea is absolutely amazing.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
That's weird for you to email your own show.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
What would you do? You know? But this is from Cody.
He's listening in Toledo, and then he says, go pack
go so a Green Bay fan in Toledo, Ohio. Once again,
I recommend an orange slice rather than the common lemon.
So are we're talking wedge or well, yeah, I mean

(28:35):
like blue moon. Yeah, either either way, this is very
very effective. I got a little tom speak from Joshua.
Joshua writes, I took my two kids to Myrtle Beach
for our family vacation. My other two sons live in
North Carolina. They drove down to meet us. My fourteen
year old son wanted his brother to bring him a

(28:57):
Hawaiian shirt. He couldn't remember the name Hawaiian shirt, so
instead he asked his brother to bring him a beach flannel.
Very nice, Joshua's that's a good one. Joshua from Pickwell, Ohio.
I think the Tri Cities. I think that's Miami County.

(29:19):
Pick Withatroy, Sydney, Well pick Reatroy, Covington, Actually the Tri
City area. Okay, Sydney's just down the road. And he says,
search organized conquer. Okay. Well, thank you, Joshua. We appreciate
the letter and the sentiment. What else you got, dear Jess,
Do you have a letter? I do?

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Friday morning, Miss Hooker mentioned that she she had stumbled
upon her mom's party line and she would pick up
the phone and hear people talking not to ruin your
childhood or anything, Jess, But most likely you stumbled upon
your mom's swinger hookup line swing from will in Iowa?

(29:53):
Is that a thing? Is there a swinger hookup line?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Is that a I would say? So? I mentioned there
was something we called the Beep line, and it was
a number you would call and then you'd hear these
long beaps, and then between the beeps, anybody who had
called it could start talking. It was obviously pre internet,
and it was a I suppose, a weird way one

(30:18):
could hook up. Who are you? Where are you now? Yeah?
Do you remember what word you used in Cleveland for
the first three digits in your phone number, like skyline, skyline, skyline,
and then the numbers? Yeah, line seven six it was
eight five to two. And in London but there wasn't

(30:38):
u L two is what we used. I wonder why
they stopped doing that. I don't know, because Klondike's are famous.
When Klondike nine seven four.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
I heard, I was watching an old movie in black
and white and they went kl five and.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
That's still five five five. You know you're not going anybody,
We know what you're doing. Oh. I like that though,
because the five five five always Ruins movie L five.
That's how Klondike got so famous. I guess probably see
how I did that? Well, would you do for a
conduct bar? Anybody? Oh, I just buy one check out

(31:11):
and just get a box. I'm not gonna get in
any event, I was. We kind of got interrupted halfway
through that. That is a serious thing. By the way,
about the those noodles, So just be careful, moms and dads.
He's so mad. It ruined two different stories that I
spent an hour editing. So thanks, more letters coming up.

(31:35):
I thought that was the surprising he presented us, was it?
It was supposed to be uh well, and then he couldn't.
He couldn't. He couldn't find the ruined three different pieces.
That's great. Right now, Let's let's talk about something long term.

(31:57):
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(33:26):
a code word. Tom at take lean dot com. Coming up,
we have a interesting thing in the world of Hollywood
involving a suddenly instantly famous actress who is a lot
of people are worried about. And then we have pubic
wigs in the news. Oh, it's going to be great.
We are in the Rally Auto Parts Studios and this

(33:48):
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (33:49):
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Speaker 1 (34:27):
Right Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show at
the Silac Insurance News Desk. She's got them going in
different directions. It's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Pat Godwin below,
Josh Arnold. Hi, A's Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
Part Studios. Hello Tom, Hello chick. We had a here

(34:49):
we go another. Well. I got a letter about a
story that the last week that I thought was just fascinating.
Of course, there was a little bit of pushback from
the Peanut Gallery. Let's is it Amelia? Yes, Amelia, they
think they made It's a bunch of scholars and researchers
and adventurers. Wouldn't you from Purdue University, wouldn't you agree,

(35:10):
though it's all speculation at this point. Yes, But they're
on their way there to see if it's Amelia Airhart's plane.
So they are going to take a boat and everything
and get get out there. And apparently someone told me
it's a six hour boat ride to get to this
uninhabited island in the middle of nowhere. I heard it
was a three hour tour a three I heard it
was an uninhibited island. Everyone's naked. Oh it's uninhabited. That's

(35:36):
a joke. Just for my buddy to wait a minute.
It can't be inhibited if I don't. That's the sadness
of it isn't If only there were people there, they'd
be all nude.

Speaker 16 (35:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Wow. Uh. The part of the thing about it that
was interesting was at Purdue University they have named a
part of the airport after Amelia Airheart, And I was saying,
do you really want to name anything involving aircraft after
someone who died a plane crash? Did you have the story?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I do?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Purdue University announced that scientists will embark on an expedition
to the South Pacific to determine if a visual anomaly
in the lagoon of nick Yu Mouraro Island is Airharts
missing Lockheed Electra ten E her plane, her plane.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Well, I think they're trying to be more precise, because
they were they outfitted that at Purdue University. How about that.
I've seen the photograph. I'm not convinced. It looks could
be two logs because it's in like three feet of water.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
But it's right off the coast and it's been there
since nineteen thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
No one stumbled over there, what the hell is it?
They apparently have aerial photographs from yeah, nineteen thirty eight
that it appears in those as well, So oh, no kidding.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Yeah, in twenty twenty and in nineteen thirty eight, same
same image.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
But they did name a hangar at the airport after
a million, and I was wondering if that's appropriate. You
wouldn't have JFK Junior Airport in mon Bartha's vineyard. No,
it says Dear Bob and Tom Show. Regarding naming things
after people who have died in plane crashes. There are

(37:14):
two airports in Oklahoma City. One is Will Rogers, the
other is Wiley Post. Both of them died in plane crashes.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
In the same plane crash, I think, yeah, right, I
think Wiley was the pilot.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, so there you go.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
That is strange.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, it seems a little bit a little bit odd,
but it's nice to be a nice honor to have
them named after someone.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
But yeah, if I die in a plane crash, name
a train station after it.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Or how about the new twenty twenty nine Ford Fairlane
call it the McGee or something like that. Pat, maybe
a bus station. Perhaps Pat has his guitar at the ready.
You want to hear the Amelia songs? Yeah, Amelia, you
crossed in. We've been searching for years.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
You dress plainly warm me Illia, so sorry, relate. If
you're still alive, you'd be one twenty eight making plans
to find that plane remand or Amelia and fred Noonan's remains,
there remains her love life.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Shouldn't mad you? Was she doing? Fred Or l G
B tckq O me.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
You flew around the globe, suprash and so bold and
so madly warn Melia it's your plane. The fear Eleanor
shed a tear.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
The day you disappeared. Bring it home all right? How
much how much credence? How much of validity to that story?
Owner Roosevelton? Oh huh, I don't think How did it
get started? That's a long standing rumor.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Yeah, yeah, not just a joke somewhere.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
It's just sad joke the song and I've always heard it,
well anything, maybe if it's on the internet, then you
know it's true. Franklin would go to aqua therapy and
and then you know, grab the uh you think you think?
You think the springs were wet? Okay, these scientists, Aret,

(39:30):
I hope, I hope that they find it. And then
isn't there a rumor that they were eating by the crabs?
They're bones eat bones, they'll pick the flesh off of it,
but they're picking who knows. I don't ever want an
answer some mysteries, Yeah, I don't. We haven't had a
mystery solved in quite a long time.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
Oh, recently, this guy. They did some recent DNA tests
and they're pretty sure they know who Jack the Ripper is.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Oh I saw that report. Yeah, what about D B. Cooper.
I haven't heard anything new on that. So who do
they think Jack the Ripper?

Speaker 7 (40:04):
Well, some German dude or something. Yeah, I've read into it,
but I I don't know. Again, I don't read too
deeply because I like the full mystery. I don't ever
want some of these things.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
So that reminds me a terrific movie with Malcolm McDowell.
Oh and David Warner, And David Warner plays Jack the
Ripper and they get on a time machine. Yeah, and HG.
Wells is played by Time after Time. Yeah, that's a
great introducing Mary Steinberg. Yeah, that's a cool movie. Yeah,
it takes place in London and San Francisco. It's really good.

(40:39):
It goes back a few years. But that's a fun one. Yeah,
that would explain how he how he avoided the law Yeah,
yea jacked the ripper at a time machine. Boom, Well
he stole it from hgu wells oh no, that's it's
a great premise and they pull it off. Yeah, it works.
And it's a combination of sort of when you see
the time Machine, it's kind of good silly, but at
the same time it org. Oh, it kind of works

(41:00):
for the movie. Speaking of movies, real quick, didn't you,
Josh go see a movie this weekend? Oh? I did?

Speaker 7 (41:08):
A couple of theaters around here for one day only
showed Friday the Thirteenth, Part three in three D, and
I had never seen it in three D. I always
knew it was originally released in three D and would
watch it and go, oh, man, I bet that yo
yo look cool. Or the big scene is when Jason
squeezes a guy's head and his eyeball pops out right
towards the.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Screen and in three D, yeah, it comes right at you.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
It was awesome. It was me and uh four other
other means. You know what I mean, if you looked
around the theater.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
That's the did you did you have like a little meeting?
Maybe we should get together have coffee if once a
month talk about what incredible nerds we are. Okay, I
loved it coming up your your emails? How do you
reach us here? Oh? I know it's a Bob and
Tom at bombintom dot com. We'd love to hear from you.
We also have things coming up in the world of sports.
We have pubic wigs in the news in a big way,

(42:02):
sometimes called merkens, but they are indeed in the news
and answering the age old question is it safe to
sit on the seat of a public toilet? And we
have a molecular biologist weighing in a Okay, isn't he
busy doing adult stuff? Why is he talking to us?

(42:22):
I believe it's a she. Oh oh, hey, Josh, what
do you call a woman who's a molecular biologist? What
a molecular biologist? You sexist? We're coming right back to
the Oreilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (42:38):
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We are the musers on the pod. So far we've
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I didn't tell you guys Cuban emailed, weary, well, no,
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Speaker 1 (43:21):
Welcome back to the Bobbin Tops Show. At the Silac
Insurance News desk. It's Jeff Hooker, Kicky, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Jeff Oske is here, Hey man, there's Josh Arnold, pie
Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
I am chick. Hello Tom. Hello, No, mister Roski. Did

(43:45):
you ever have back in the early days of the internet,
did you ever have the dial up? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's some Do you have that letter about the dialogue? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (43:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Do you go ahead? You can read good morning. My
name's Tom from Jackson, Michigan. I drive a truck for
a food service company, stocking vending machines. The lower part
of Michigan's where I mostly work. I need to say
damn it. Griswold playing the dial up internet sound made
me want to drive my truck into a ditch. Do

(44:17):
you want to hear it again? I'm forty four years
old and remember that sound very well. It still haunts
my dreams, he says, and he doesn't say why it
haunts his dreams. This is the sound. It is kind
of harsh, and we had it in the news last
week because it's now off forever AOL has gotten rid

(44:38):
of their Yeah, dial ups, there are still I forget
the percentages. There are still a handful of people. It's
still having more than one hundred thousand yes, and there
are a couple of very small companies that are apparently
stepping up and allowing that to happen. I'm not sure
why you would still want that, but it's out there.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
When I hear it, it reminds me of like I
would go into the computer room and I would I
would log on and wait for it, and while I
was waiting for it, I'd put my pizza bagels in
the microwave. Oh no way, like I had a had
a whole routine.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah, timed out, It timed out just right.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah. I thought it was an interesting story that that's
finally gone away, and I As I've said before, I
think there's probably certain probably men that have to have
that as they're sort of pre porn ritual. That particular
sound what is it Pavlovian When they hear that, it
reminds them.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Trying to think of something that would be that way
for I mean, I'm sure there are women you know
around our age that have some kind of response to
that too. I just don't I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Would that be this something you'd play just before you'd
go on a chat uh chat room if you will.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Yeah, that's that's what would come up. Like we would
talk and and be like, hey, I'm gonna be in
the AOL chat room at like eight o'clock after dinner,
you know, meet me there, and your friends would log
on and you'd see their screen name and yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Really it said two years ago, dial up was just
over one hundred and sixty thousand households, representing zero point
one three percent of all homes with Internet subscriptions. So
you'd also have if you want, you'd have to have
a landline still, yeah, which is also exiting rather quickly.

(46:23):
But I thought it was interesting story. And thanks for
the nice letter.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
H and pornback then they didn't give you thumbnails like
now you get like a thumbnail of what you're downloading.
Back then, it was just like a beautiful blonde with
big whatever, and you would click on that, and sometimes
it was a beautiful blonde, and sometimes it would get
about three quarters down and you realized it was a
he Yeah, now you're half an hour into it, So right,

(46:48):
do you stop or do you just ye?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
You're kind of pot committed, aren't you? Wow for that?
So you're saying you could conceivably turn gay, Well, you
just put a post it note over that far quit
the upper hand to pretend you're in Bangkok. Okay. By
the way, the end of this letter is my favorite
part where he says, just to make Tom a little happier,

(47:11):
I'm including this dictated not proof read.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Oh you're famous for that. Yeah, I love saying that
he can be very important. Well, we now turned to
Chick McGee. Dear Bob A Tom show Tom. This is
a college football player name. Every year before college football
season starts, we we have the different college football players names.
A couple of years ago, it was kool Aid McKinstry.

(47:38):
I believe he had an interception over the weekend. He's
playing in the NFL. Well, this guy, he says he's
from TCU, he's number fourteen. It's star wide receiver Joseph
man Jack the fourth Joey man Jack m A N
J A c K sounds like the name of a

(48:01):
sex move. And then this guy goes, oh, no, Tom
now has me doing it. Let's see there you go.
Well we had what do you think a man in
Oklahoma General Booty. General Booty Booty's a legend in college football,
the Booties John John David Boody, the coldest Crawford from Nebraska.

(48:21):
He is the coldest from Buffalo, Booby Curry. Okay, this
I don't know. Did we ever determine how to pronounce this?
Next one from Boston College. First name spelled s H
I I pause t t A. Last name s I
L l A H Silah. Would that be Schita Silah?

(48:42):
I believe so. Yes, for our purposes, yes, okay, Wow,
what a day for the announcers though, that you make
sure Fish McWilliams first name Fish. Yeah, this is the
weirdest one. The realist Clark d apostrophe r E A
L Y s T. He's not real he's dub realist.

(49:06):
He's the realist. Beautiful names, beautiful names. Now is it
time to say time for sports? Yes, Major League Baseball,
we had the American League Divisional series. Vlad Guerrero. They
call him the Impaler. Vlad the Impaler, sure, Dracula, Yeah,
you know no other famous flads, that's true up until

(49:28):
this guy. He've Lad. People say the Impaler. That's right.
Vlad hit his first postseason Grand Slam in team history,
and the Blue Jays take a two to zero lead
in their American League Divisional Series. They beat the Yankees
thirteen to seven, and Julio Rodriguez me and julioil down
by the RBI double in the eighth. And the Mariners

(49:49):
beat the Tigers three to two in Game two of
their American League Divisional Series, even that series at two
games apiece. Uh the NFL first of all game Tonight,
Chiefs travel to Jacksonville. Jaguar is a three point underdog
at home. Minnesota, Carolina, Dallas, Denver, Houston, Indianapolis, No Orleans,
Tampa Bay, Tennessee, Detroit, Washington, and New England win yesterday playoffs.

(50:12):
The WNBA Vegas takes Game two of the best of
seven WNBA Finals Vegas ninety one, Phoenix seventy eight. Now
Las Vegas leads that two games to none, and former
NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez Pepper sprayed and stabbed multiple times
during a late night altercation with a sixty nine year

(50:33):
old truck driver in downtown Indianapolis Alley resulted in criminal
charges against mister Sanjez, according to court records filed yesterday,
based on video footage and the driver's statement to police,
the Sanchez smelling of alcohol the cost of the driver
of a box truck that backed into a hotel's loading

(50:55):
dock trying to load cooking oil. It led to a
confrontation out side the vehicle that prompted the driver to
defensively pull out a knife. Chance Sanchez hospitalized stab wounds
who was upper right torso. The affidavit signed by police
detective said Sanchez remains hospitalized. According to police, the truck
driver identified his pet just had a cut on his

(51:17):
left cheek. It's been pretty bad cut. Sanchez in stable condition.
According to Fox Sports, there was no immediate update last night.
Do they know what started the altercation?

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Him being drunk?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I don't know, mister Sanchez is alleged to have been
heavily intox heavily intoxic. Wow, did his fellow Fox, Uh
there was he commenting on it? Well? No, Mark is
the is the color commentator, So they would have to
have the play by play guy there to tell you
what was going on? Oh, left, right? Oh, he pulled

(51:53):
a knife. What are you going to do now? Mark?
Did they did they cover the story Fox? Yes, they
said our colleague huh and we're trying to wrap our
heads around this, I believe was the quote from the
mentioned when they arrived in the scene. He was in
the red zone. Yeah, covered in blood. You see a

(52:16):
funnier Well they called him dirty Sanchez. You see that's
a sex move. Have you heard of the Dirty Sanchez?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Oh yeah, yeah because of here? Yeah yeah, never before.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Don't look that up.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Yeah I don't know what it is. I've just heard
of it.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Look, no, you don't want to know. And it's I
think it's made up. No one has ever done it.
It's disgusting.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
Dustin Diamond was all about it. Oh well, he too
got stamped. Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah yeah,
he was in here. Screeches remember screech, screech be dead.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
You got stabbed to death.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah, didn't he not to death. He died of something
else he did get The stabbing was separate. Oh gosh,
what you die of them? He died from the hotel hospital. Bill,
I think really, we'll see you later. More sports coming up. Okay,
I'm listening your your team, the Washington Football Club did

(53:23):
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dot Com slash bt show coming up. We have a
mishooker sitting in for Christy Lee, who we heard from
just a while back. She's wrapping up her trip in
the UK. We have Nirvana in the news. We have
in a separate story one hundred plus tamponds coming out

(55:10):
of you or coming out of that's quite a trick
coming out. I read it coming out of a story
in DeLand, Florida. We are in the rally Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bobby Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios and at the Silac Insurance news desk. I

(55:32):
believe that's one of Tom's favorite outfits outfits. It's Jess
Hooker in her flannel. Her flannel shirt looks great, good
color on you, making stew for you, Tom out there
on the porch.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
You know that's what you think of when it looks
like the.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Denty more guy. Yeah, okay, you don't look like the
dy Moore the flannel shirts the same color, Okay, okay, similar. Yeah,
where as my mother would say, simular. There's Pat Godwin, Hello,
Jeff Osci, Josh, Arnold, Hayes Cosby. I'm chicking hello, Tom.
I'm looking at this some photographs from this news story

(56:10):
about a former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez, now an announcer.
The photographs of the guy that he beat the living
hell out of are staggering, right. Angela Ganot in front
of the show. Angela dug up this this this guy
was just this guy's almost seventy years old.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Yeah, that's in.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
I said he was fearing for his life. Well you
should see that if you see a picture of this guy.
He's got a neck brace on, a huge gash in
his face, bruises blood everywhere for everything. But Sanchez is
he claims he has no memory of the incident, according
to an aff David, So apparently this poor guy was
apparently just doing his job collecting some oil from a

(56:50):
restaurant with a truck. Anyway, we'll find out what the
truth is. But apparently mister Sanchez is a real dick.
That's apparently. Yeah, one one would have one one could
safely conclude. Now before we left, you said something about tampons.
How many were there? More than one hundred? More than

(57:12):
one hundred tampons? And this is a story club. This
story is so weird. And when I first saw it,
I noticed it it was from Volusia County, Florida, because
they quote the Volusia County Sheriff. I used to live
in Volusha County, Florida. Is that right? Yeah, Volusia County, Florida,
of course, is you'll find your daytona beach, etcetera, et cetera.

(57:32):
But it's also the home, of course of the land
Florida nice which once again it's called the land. I'm
sure you're probably wondering that, missooker, but it's called the
land for a reason.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
I'm not playing.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Oh why is not Tom? Well, it's actually well, if
you if you want to get into nautical miles, I guess, uh,
it's it's about twenty five miles to the sea. Yeah,
de Land to de ce No. Are you familiar with
Are you familiar with? Are you familiar with nautical miles? Yeah?

(58:06):
Do you ever notice that they give a different know? No, sure,
I don't know what the distance is, but yes, I
am aware of line?

Speaker 18 (58:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Why do they all have all that? Why people on
you're a sailor, right, why do they have all this
secret coated line and nautical miles? I forget. It's got
something to do with latitude and longitude, like port starboard,
not nots nautical miles. I think it's a little bit longer.
I don't know, a little bit longer in a regular mind. Yeah,

(58:33):
but it's got something to do with latitude. Yeah, I
think so latitude. I believe it is her longitude one
of the two. I can find out for you. That's okay.
But here's the story. It's really interesting.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
A woman in Florida was arrested for allegedly throwing over
one hundred tampons into her ex's yard. The Alusia County
Sheriff's office said the suspect, Gabrielle Franz, a firefighter in
Orange County, was identified by her truck, which was seen
pulling out of her excess property in DeLand.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
It's a big fire truck.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Security cameras captured a person throwing the red stained tampons
into the job.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Come yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
The woman initially initially denied being there, but later admitted
her presence, claiming it was not her idea.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
I'm not sure this is her ex boyfriend. You know
what you gotta do? Alsten Man obviously not not over
the guy.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
No, she faces misdemeanor stalking charges.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
ICEE. Isn't that a marker in a relationship when you
go shopping for feminine hygiene products? Right? I mean you
know you wouldn't bring him on the first date. No,
certainly not heney, although I was going to get your flowers.
But is that I got your cote? Might be nice? No?

Speaker 5 (59:53):
I think that like also the woman asking, like knowing
that you're willing and asking. Yeah, man, well I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
If they couldn't all be hers, she could have saved them. Yeah,
that's probably what happened. Does someone save youse tampons?

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
It may not also be menstrual blood, it must be
it could be. Oh, now do you rake these or
do you hit them with the leaf blower? Like, how
are you clean enough the art?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
I think rake, you have to go rake, They're gonna
have to rape. That's pretty good. Yeah, well, the good
news is I just thought of this. The good news
is she's uh, she's not pregnant. Well, you know, you
probably get the positive side. You read about these cheap
people who pull their toilet paper apart and use twice,
you know, only one ply instead of you think somebody's

(01:00:40):
really using tampons like two or three times. You can't toxico?

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Would you have to you you can't, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
You can't.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
I don't think you could because when when sorry guys,
but they expand when when they get wet and and
uh and yeah, so you would have to put it
back in an application.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Oh wait, her mugshot. She's actually very attractive there she is.
Look at that. She's got the Corolla Deville hair kind
of the blonde. But I think she's pretty good looking. No, yeah, yeah, sure, looks.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Like a firefighter.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
She looks like crazy. I toilet papered his house, then
I tamponed his house. And as I said earlier, she's
not over him, period. God, she looks like she's looking
for a fight, is what she's like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
I wouldn't mess with her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Yeah, she kind of looks like that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
I'm throwing a lot at her here she looks like
you know, I didn't. I didn't think the law would
ever get involved in. I thought I was just throwing
tampons in my exit car. What are we doing here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I think, But I think you're right. I bet there.
I bet it's just paint something because no one a
woman would never save one hundred tam ponds, and she
and you wouldn't go on a collection nod to give,
And tampons are expensive, right, I.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
Mean when I was in junior high, we got our
house padded where he did, yeah, like about fifteen or sixteen,
and they had taken marker.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
And drawn on fire. So then this is the thing
to the mailbox of the front door.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
The bad thing is, I've never heard of the tampon thing.
But yeah, sticking pads on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Yeah, we got padded.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
You know that the ax probably said something ye ignorant
at one point.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
There's reason. There's gotta be a good backstort. And if
she's a firefighter, she's been well trained and fit.

Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
And you know they get they get, you know, five
days off in a row and you get a little bored.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Well, here you go. This is a box of one
hundred and twelve uh, Tampax tampon thirty bucks. And that's
not your pearls, but that's probably the exactly what she bought,
a box of one hundred because it says it says
just more than one hundred. That's why I picked that
the Tampax pearl. Evidently the Cadillac of the industure. Ninety

(01:03:12):
four of those in the box. Okay, yeah, you're gonna
get a few less. Is Cotext not still the big brand?

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Cotext is a brand, but there's other brands too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Yeah, did you have a fave? Yeah? I would imagine
all women do. Yeah, yeah, go to Yeah. Did you
try a lot of them? Or is this based on commercials?

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
I feel like I'm getting ready to say my brand
of cigarettes like Tampax tampons cardboard applicator, Marlborough trapper.

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Yeah, I've never heard a woman talk about cotex. Same, yeah, same.
You know what I've heard an older woman talk about to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Say, Cotex. My mom used cotex.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
Cotext is that is the type that they give you
after you give birth, like we're talking.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
This is a like two or three inch thick pads.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I always assumed that one size fits all.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Now Here are some called the Cora, the Cotex Echo
is a little bigger, the Grand Sea. Well, they wouldn't
call it the echo. Uh, this is a cora one
organic cotton tampon.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Those are a little priceier, but they are one hundred
percent Uh yeah, organic and cotton all right instead of whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
It is very pretty pretty bobs pretty application.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
One question I do have, I don't know this about.

Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
Uh. I've bought my fair share of feminine hygien player certainly,
but I've never noticed. Are there some that are scented?

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Yes, there is. There's a new brand. I think it's
called honey Pot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Uh huh. It is from the Chicken of the Sea people.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Yes, and uh, they have pantyliners that have eucalyptus in them. Okay,
I used I used them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Wait does it the sting right? Yes, that's like is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
It feels like you took like menthol cream and just
slathered it down there? It does not, it's a cooling effect.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Who needs ladies smoking?

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
I didn't. I'm not a fan. There's also a lavender
scented one, so thantyliners. They are panty liners.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Isn't the governor of Oregon, Governor co Tex right, I
don't know, I don't know, Tom, Yeah, Tina Kotex, that's
the governor. Her last name is k O T t
E k O t e k. Yeah. But but the
family photograph, it's the cotext you know what, it's certainly

(01:05:46):
that really is her name. Now there you have another
organic cotton tampon brand Flow f L f L in
this case, if if those if those were real tampons. Yeah,
used ones and floated and come to visit and Flow
has moved in.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
Painters are in town is known more for their menstrual cups.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Ah, oh, yeah, you've seen it. You've heard of these tomes.
The menstrual cup of course. Yeah, that's that's in lieu
of Yes, that just holds the fluid. Yeah, it does,
doesn't absorb it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
Look for Victay back on the box, Kiss Margret, it's
an al.

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
Can.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
The worst.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
The worst spokesperson for Tampons, Vic Tay would be.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
I'm Vic tay Bag. You might know me as Mel
for Mel's Dining or Mel I thought I did well?
No have we? Are we going back to our sports broadcast?
Were we wrapped it all up? Okay? Good luck tonight
on the shoe end of the week. Yeah, and uh,
miss Hooker, you have a stack of news there. You're
sitting in for ste Lee today. Once again we spoke

(01:07:02):
to her. She is somewhere in the UK, uh and
uh on her little tour. She she'll be back in
a week. What else have you got over there?

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Speaking of since Holiday and Express is launching a scent
powered alarm clock. The limited edition in room device helps
wait guests with the irresistible smell of bacon.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
I'm gonna say, oh, breakfast job, I'm good, guess fire.
I was going to get cinnamon rolls because they're they're
Holiday and Express is kind of known for their cinnamon
they are.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Oh yeah, so so each room presumably, then you set
what time you wanted to go, and then that's when.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
Yeah, I guess we'll get a chance to test the
exclusive in room scent experience facilitated by a diffuser style
scent alarm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Hum. So it's like one of those things you plug
in your wall that gives off a scent, except it's timed.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
I guess, so does that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Does that some sort of research that you're you're you
wake up in a more natural way than a sound,
probably in a better mood.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
If you wake up and smell the scent and light.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
They say, wake up and smell like breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
And is that one of your favorite memories? Waking up
to like breakfast being made?

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
Absolutely amazing, never happened, especially in a winter day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Gosh darn it, I woke up to people yelling downstairs. Okay,
so I wonder, I wonder waking up, it says, at
the holiday and you'll you'll wake up to the smell
of breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Yes, All Holiday and Express hotels across Australia and New
Zealand will offer the breakfast alarm clock, as well as
participating hotels in Singapore, Thailand.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
And about a real part of the world.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Sorry not here, folks, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
A real part of the world test market.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
Are they gonna start, uh, you know how like you
certain sense like if you start waking up to that,
Like now, are you gonna have like every time you
smell cinnamon rolls? Are you gonna have a morning wood?

Speaker 19 (01:09:03):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
I don't know what am I? I guess we'll never
really know. But one of the one of the lesser
if this sketches on, well, one of the lesser quality
hotel chains. You wake up to the smell of burning
coffee and unflushed turns. I'll get you and the the

(01:09:28):
decomposing vagrant that sews my body is beneath your bed.
Didn't you have that happened to you one time? Didn't
you have a toilet that? No, that's that happened to
us in Lexington, Kentucky. We were staying in a hotel
and uh, I forget exactly the circumstance. My phone didn't work,

(01:09:52):
my cell phone it was in the earlier days of
cell phone technology, and it wouldn't work in my room.
I didn't have any bars whatever, And so I walked
over to Christie's room and to use her landline in
her room, and I had to go to the bathroom
and walked into Pe and they had they don't do

(01:10:14):
this much anymore. They had that sanitized for your protection
paper thing on the toilet, and Christy is my witness.
There was a turd. He's floating in the toilet with
the sanitize for your protection. I think someone, I think
someone at the hotel knew we were coming and did

(01:10:35):
it deliberately. That's that's a message, right If they had
the they had this the paper strap still on it.
Does anyone still do that? I really like that. I
got a couple of years ago one of the funniest
things Tom's ever said. He acts like he's the mayor
opening of a new highway when he goes. I go
to the front desk and got the Paris scissors, ladies

(01:10:55):
and gentlemen, this toilet toilet. No, that is an absolutely
true story. Well, I forget. I'm sure that was done
as a nice little hello to us. It was a
great show. We had a really good time, and I
believe what I probably can't tell that part of the story.
It involves real human beings. Feelings might be hurt. What

(01:11:19):
what smell would you like to wake up to? Josh
oh I.

Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
Always liked to smell of coffee and uh, you know,
bacon's a classic.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Any kind of breakfast being made is nice. Yeah you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I don't. I haven't woke up to the smell of
breakfast as an adult because I'm the one making breakfast,
so like I remember it as a kid and exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah, but yeah, you're right, I haven't woken up to
it in a long long time. This is a pretty
cool idea. It is, I think what you wake up
and then you know, you smell sausage cooking and all that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:51):
But I liked being the like for a while there.
I didn't live alone, and I liked being the one
who woke people up with the smells of break you
gotta do. Sometimes it shifts for.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
You and you're late different lighted because traditionally you've been
waking her up with the Dutch off it. That didn't
go over as well.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
Yeah yeah, pancakes, Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
What's coming up in the news The super moon.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Did you guys see the moon today?

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
That spells moon?

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Hot air balloons, ai, Nirvana all coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
I think we got a letter from a guy. Was
it the Hot air Balloon Festival and now Albuquerque? Yeah,
Oh that's huge. Oh yeah, it's organic. It's the big one.
It's the big granddaddy of them all.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
Do you know why they do it there, by the way,
because of the way Albuquerque set.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Yeah. Yeah, And because the wind essentially is like a
big loop, because you can't steer a hot air balloon
more or less, just go where the wind takes you.
And that particular spot they tend to go up and
kind of do a quick turn and come back. Oh cool.

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
I thought it was because all their power lines are
buried in that town.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
That probably helps. Coming up. We also have, as you
mentioned in Nirvana update and pubic wigs are making a
comeback and also coming up, comedian Greg Warren from the
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Josh Arnold, are there, Jace Cosby, I'm chick. Hello, Tom Okay. Hello.
I was trying to find this and I think I
just found it. This the new story about the hotel,
the Holiday Inn chain overseas is they have these new
alarm clocks. I want to see a picture of one. Yeah,
it's it's in your room. It's the size, it looks

(01:14:17):
like it's about the size of a maybe a small toaster.
And the way the idea of it is it wakes
you up with a scent rather than a than a sound,
and it shows three little bottles. I assume they're probably
essential oils or something, and then you you so you'll
wake up with the sound of, say, bacon, or the

(01:14:39):
smell rather a bacon frying. I'm just wondering if there's
a if you if you hit the snooze button on
the bacon, smell of the bacon burns, if you don't know,
if you know, wouldn't that be great? They changed the
smell to burned bacon. This is, I think, really cool.
Can you buy these for your house? Maybe they are

(01:15:01):
out there. I've got to find out.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
I know Michael Scott in the office used to have
a George Forman grill next to his back so he
would wake up to the smell of bacon, but not
one fateful morning till yeah, he stepped on it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
He burned, burned his foot.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Do coffee makers still have a timer so you can
say to go off?

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
They do? Yeah, that's nice. That is a great feature. Yeah,
because I love the smell. I'll drink coffee every now
and then, but I love the smell.

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
Of the smell of coffee. Grounds is one of my
all time favorite things. There used to be like being
a kid in the grocery store and you would get
only a couple places that still have that. And I
was a kid, A and P and I don't know
what that stood for. It that was a grocery chain.
They had to grind your own coffee and you picked
your beans. Amazing that smell and the smell of unsmoked cigarettes.

(01:15:53):
I love, like take like in handing a pack of cigarettes.
You know, I never smoked. I just love that smell.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
But the the what my mom would grind the coffee
and then I would just boil kind of huff. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know there's a grocery chain that you can make
your own peanut butter. There's a sign that says, grind
your own nut butter. No kidding, now.

Speaker 7 (01:16:15):
Can you use cashews, almonds, whatever, whatever they've got right there?

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
You can grind it up and make your own nut butter.
Grinding your nut butter does sound like a pornographic film?
Is it loud?

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
Oh yeah, you're supposed to take the walnuts out of
the shelter.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Is is homemade peanut butter a thing? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're gonna have to stir it for all. Yeah that chopsticks,
Yeah no, not with the plastics, but that right off.
I got voted down. I wanted to. We did a
thing a few years ago where we made our own
ice cream sandwiches. Got voted down to do it again. Yeah.

(01:16:56):
It was one of those things where you spend three
hundred dollars, sure make a box of ice cream shamps
that you didn't buy for six bucks. It's like making
your own pizza. Sometimes you go and buy the dough
and everything else. Well, I just spent fifty four dollars.
We could have gotten one of these for twelve dollars
with a coupon.

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
We still have ice cream sandwiches made out of pop
tarts in the freezer here in the green room that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
I've had two of them.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
You ate two?

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
Yeah, well they've been there for weeks. So I had uh,
I had chocolate and there was like moose tracks. I
think that was okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
And then I had strawberry with I think just vanilla.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
I put them in the microwave for like twenty seconds
and got a kind of melty and pretty good.

Speaker 18 (01:17:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Man, awesome. I've got to find out if I can
get one of these scent powered alarm clocks.

Speaker 7 (01:17:48):
You'd like it, and you think it would work, would
wake up? I think it would wake you up. I'd
only be able to use it when the girls are
all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
It would wake you up. Oh yeah, but without a sound.
Just the smell with that, that's all. That's the idea.
There's no there's no sound to have noise. No.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
I couldn't sleep through any kind of smell change. I
wake up immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
I wake up to with smells.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
I wake up to smells that aren't there. I think
I'm having a stroke Sometimes.

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
Just wait a minute, that's a ghost thing though, right, Yeah,
it can't be like pack Alan lived in a haunted
apartment that I smells absolutely yeah cinnamon. Yeah, and the
same time every night in.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
The round midnight. Yeah, that's so cool.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Were scared.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
I was tried to debunk it, like you tried to
figure out, Hey, what is going like the soybean people
doing something across the street? Damn soybeans. What kind of
ethnic slur is that? It was damn soybean people? Who
could it be? You know what I mean? Americans? I
heard I heard telling the bean there was a factory
across the sets burning around that time.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
Oh, kind of they're not here. But like the person
did hang themselves in my apartments?

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
What was it?

Speaker 19 (01:18:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Yeah, you did find out term is the proper term
is a picture is? Well never I was gonna say,
I was gonna say you are hung. That other person
that died is hanged. That would be a compliment to you,
implying that you have a prodigious male member est averagement.
Very pretty. This guy from the holiday in that's doing this,

(01:19:20):
says travelers. Americans that travel across the Pacific tend to
arrive struggling with sleep and sometimes skip breakfast. So we've
designed the Holiday and Express experience with the best of
both worlds. Everything needed for a proper night's sleep plus
a free hot breakfast. Sounds pretty good. Yeah, I mean
that's a hotel for you, isn't it. Yeah, it's standard

(01:19:43):
standard hotel.

Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
You want a nice you want to get some sleep
and have a free breakfast, stay at a hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Pretty much.

Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
It is just sometimes amaze that you fall for the
copy of a well known company doing some happen This
is just corporate.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
I think it's a great idea. What do you mean,
Bravo holiday in talking now about the smell? I think
they have beds and sheets. Oh wow, that was I
worked at a holiday in the home of the Holidecks
computer whoa Holidays? Yeah, I must have taken up a

(01:20:24):
whole room, had those big guard get put in. You know.
Go to ten tom X plus four. You can get
an alarm clock with essential oil, diffuser, humidifier of course,
a speaker clock, seven color mood light, electric cool missed

(01:20:44):
aromatherapy for your office, your home, your bedroom or maybe
the baby room. For forty bucks, what i'd want to
pay a lot more. Yeah, there's forty forty bucks. Better
include a fire extinguisher. I don't like electronics that are
that cheap. That scares me. You're gonna plug that thing
in and you're gonna smell burning plastic in bedroom? What

(01:21:07):
are the essential oils?

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Olive?

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
It is everything comes out of that baby right there.
Oh it looks nice. Yeah, that's only forty dollars. It
can't be any good. No, I mean, I get your skepticism.
That seemed low to me as well. But that's that's
really cool. All let's move forward here. Jess Hooker sitting
in at the Silac Insurance News desk, sitting in for

(01:21:31):
Christie Lee today. What's happening?

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
The first called supermoon of the year is set to
appear on Monday night. According to NASA, supermoon's occur when
a full moon is close to the Earth in its orbit,
making it look fourteen percent bigger and thirty percent brighter
than the faintest moon of the year.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
What did cave men think? Oh my god, it's so
close in the world. Hurry kills someone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Hurry someone who hasn't had sex. Yeah, let's kill him.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
October super moon is the first of three and twenty
twenty five. Oh, the closest super moon of the year
is slated for November, followed by another one in December.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Is lovely, This is Josh prime werewolf season. Yeah, for sure, man,
for sure, because those movies typically take place and be
aware of the moors in the fall, where it's cold
and the leaves are blowing. Yeah, I ideally you want
that kind of look. Is there like a werewolf movie
that takes place I don't know, say in central Florida

(01:22:32):
palm trees, that's a good question. A lot of sunlight, yeah,
Malibu nothing, Yes, I mean teen Wolf.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
No, that was that was kind of fall because he
was on the basketball team so they were playing. But yeah,
a lot of werewolves, a lot of crazy. I mean,
that's where the term lunatic comes from. The moon, Oh, lunae.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
If a woman came up to you and said, it's
sort of the in the context of astrology, well, Josh,
I'm I'm really concerned about the fact that the supermoon
is coming this week. What would you respond to that, Uh, yes, absolutely,
I would listen for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
Oh, what kind of effect does it have on you?
What do you think? Why does it have that effect.
Oh I love stuff like that. Yeah, i'd say I
would please stop talking. I don't prescribe. I don't prescribe
to a lot of it, But I don't you love that?
You know you're not interested in that stuff at all?

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Absolutely, no, you don't feel like sometimes like collectively, everybody's
just pet's heads are falling off, like everything's just nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Oh yeah, but I don't blame the moon on it. Oh,
they used to believe. That's what they used to think.

Speaker 7 (01:23:40):
My mom worked at a hospital er for ten or
eleven years. Full moons was just lunatic after lunatic pregnancies.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
Birds actually lots of birds, but they would have five
or six every full moon that would just come in
and be they would think they were a werewolf or
they would be reaching the you know, the end of times.
And wow, is only on full moons. There's something to it,
like they would have extra security on full moonnights. Yeah
really yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Wow? Well I stand correct. I think, yes, that's a
shown hospitals and things. Yeah, no, kidding, accidents and things
go up. And the big supermoon is next month, is
that right?

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
The biggest one is in November yes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
But tonight it's another one. But it's practicing because it
looked good today. It was all right. Coming up, we
have a comedian, Greg Warren will be joining us. We
have an interesting story about cigarettes in the news. They're
good for you. No, they're equal to twenty push ups.

(01:24:44):
But cigarettes closed down in airport. Oh, we'll find out
how that happened. Plus, we've got Nirvana the band in
the news from the Orailli Auto Park Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:24:56):
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Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
It's her on. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
At the Silac Insurance News Desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hello,
here's Pat Godwin. Hi, Jeff Oscame. Yeah, there's Josh Arnold. Hello,
Ace Cosby, I'm Chick Piggie. Hello Tom. Coming up, comedian
Greg Warren will be our guests. Yes, sir, Right now,

(01:25:30):
we go to the Lady in Flannel. It's miss Hooker.
As you mentioned at the Silac Insurance News desk. What's
happening a.

Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
Missouri woman who tried to sell off Elvis Presley's Graceland
mansion has been sentenced to prison.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Oh I remember this, weirdo?

Speaker 20 (01:25:45):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
Miss Lisa Findley pleaded guilty in February to a charge
of mail fraud after she had tried to use a
fake company, post as three different people and forged documents
to sell the home turned museum for millions of dollars.
A judge stopped the sale after mister Presley's granddaughter, actor
Riley Keoh, sued. The fifty four year old was sentenced

(01:26:08):
to over four years in federal prison. Prosecutors said missus
Findley falsely claimed mister Presley's daughter borrowed three point eight
million dollars from a bogus private lender and pledged Graceland
as collateral for the loan before her death in January
of twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Far did the realtor go before they went? You know
this smells? I mean, it's amazing. It's almost so brazen that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
People, Yeah, would it not be true?

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm just we could learn from this and
maybe fine tune it. Yeah, maybe we can sell the
White House. Maybe she shouldn't have put in the shouldn't
have put in the listing several bodies buried in backyard. Yes, twell,
they have to legally, yeah yeah, yeah. After the scheme
they have to get a variance with the with the county.
I would think you would imagine depending on the county. Yeah,

(01:26:56):
I would guess.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
After the scheme fell apart, Missus Finley tried to make
it look like the person responsible was a Nigerian identity thief.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Sure. Sure, Oh there's a good go to out there. Yeah. Wow,
they send all those emails. Oh man, Pat has his
guitar out I do.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
I've been to Graceland a couple of times. You guys,
anybody here, I've been there? No, I haven't. No, it's
very very cool.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
I've always wanted to go, but never met. I want
to see the pictures. It's a lot smaller than you
think it is. Graceland is not in a weird neighborhood.
It's not what you think. And it's how many square
feet you think? It's really tiny? Twelve? I don't know.
It's really not that big. Three thousand. I can't I'm
not good at that. I don't know. The fixer upper, Oh, oh,

(01:27:40):
it's a fixer upper. The jungle room is something to behold. Yeah,
shag carpeting down in the Junguru and white Monkey.

Speaker 7 (01:27:47):
Oh you're playing that, you're playing that. I am walking
in Memphis a cover. Here's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
If you're going down the mountains, really have to see.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Him frozen and time in his homegrown mausley, and the
all air photos of him are all rockabilly and shaking
those tips with a microphone in his sand. There are
no pictures of fat Elvis at Graceland. Oh no, there

(01:28:25):
are no pictures of Fat Elvis at Graceland.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
I swap ride on Tinder and now we're on a date.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
One lady quite politely inquires about my weight, because the
only air photos of me are when I was thin
at thirty three.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
She thought I'd be a young lamar, handsome man. I
told her, there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Are no pictures of Fact Godwin on my Instagram. On
the walls of grass Line it's the als fucking.

Speaker 19 (01:29:04):
And a rule, and you won't see him in that
job suit with his belly overflowing. So like the ms
of him and my pictures, I'm always saying, my pool file.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Photo is me and my high school band.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
There are no pictures fat Elvis and no camera shots
up a flabby Pelvis, no pictures a fat Elvis at Graceland.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
WHOA, come on, Fellows's get something deep. I got gravy
on my blue sweight shoes. You know, I still haven't
tried the bacon banana sandwich. I always wanted, always wanted
to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
I think I made those here?

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Did you make them for us? You did help for
us one day? Yeah, I've forgotten here. And do you
remember the trick? Yes? I remember the trick. Well, for
those that don't, I'll tell you yes. Please. I heard
an interview with Elvis's cook, and she said the trick
to that sandwhich was you take the bread and make
toast and then you deep fry it with the other ingredients.

(01:30:13):
So then take one percocet. You put it right because
it gives it that little crunch. According to the source
on the internet, you know how fat Elvis got? How
much do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Okay, this said two fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
Oh oh, I was gonna say way more than that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Yeah, I was gonna say two eighty years. How tall
was he? I don't know. I'll find out he was
actually only five seven six two. I doubt it was
he six too.

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
I don't that's my guess. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
He looks six to was he? Were you ever attracted
to Elvis? Jess?

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
I think it was a.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
Handsome guy, but I think he was kind of douchey.
I'm gonna be honest. There was a there was a
douche factor.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
That made me go watch the Singer Special, the famous
one where he's just sitting with his buddies acoustic guitars. Good.

Speaker 7 (01:30:56):
Now, this says he got up to one hundred and
seventy Oh no, sorry, two seventy Sorry, no, no, that's
a different thing. Five ft eleven and three quarters. Okay,
hmm so almost six almost six.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
I thought he was heavier even then two fifty. Yeah,
the so called Singer Special, he's dressed in leather and
they they made they wanted to make them look they
literally took their cues from Jim Morrison famously. Uh so
that you'll watch that one. That's kind of cool. Yeah,
he's he's having just a killer voice. He's I feel
like sometimes it's floating for absolutely flaw. Yeah. Since we're

(01:31:30):
doing our little Elvis tribute, uh huh, we have to
play this one, which references graceland.

Speaker 16 (01:31:40):
He's got around among he's got an opening nowhere, from
the marine go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Jos down to.

Speaker 16 (01:31:52):
Great playing good jobs, even walking the farm or bike friends.
Somebody would have called for cots and chain her woman.

Speaker 20 (01:32:00):
She's a oh princess, She's a.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Queen a manufactured housing.

Speaker 20 (01:32:07):
She's hunting the park woman. She's a oh princess.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
N me, I'm the trailer parking.

Speaker 16 (01:32:17):
She's spending certain nights in a strict joint doing so
exotic fans, in an out of date pair of platform
shoes and worn outs padding expants.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Her kids still live with her mother and her brother
who's on employed.

Speaker 16 (01:32:31):
She always calls me Elvis, but she knows my regal
name's Floyd. She'sus training the park woman. She's a oh princess,
She's a queen a manufactured housing.

Speaker 20 (01:32:44):
She's hoping the park woman. She's a old princess.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Me, I'm the trailer parking.

Speaker 20 (01:32:53):
She's got a bad reputation in the top of the neighborhood,
maybe her white side Greceland, but the barney chures.

Speaker 10 (01:33:02):
Just ask.

Speaker 20 (01:33:05):
I offen a bier window.

Speaker 16 (01:33:07):
When she's getting dressed inside, she don't mind. She looks
up to me, why got a great buck foundas shirt?

Speaker 20 (01:33:17):
She admires it. So she always comes with an upkin,
a tornade, up a bark ball.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
Chase out the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Princess to the trailer park came all right, bigger than Bowden,
the classic trailer park woman. Uh, Michael Clark on the
pedal steel. When you were at Graceland Pantoge, did you

(01:33:48):
notice some the all the photographs of the Little League teams?
I don't remember that. Yeah, Elvis had sponsored a bunch
of Little League teams that you could tell they're the
team they look. They had regular uniforms stuff, they have
the big high collar, and they were the glasses. Okay,
that's that's not true. Whatever. What I remember there are

(01:34:10):
bullet holes in the sliding board that they don't talk about.
That was rather interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:34:14):
The sliding board, sliding board when you walk from the
area the house to the like the office area, and
there's bullet hole.

Speaker 19 (01:34:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Lots famously unloaded a gun into a TV sent because
because Robert Goula was on the television and true singing right,
you know, he didn't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:34:37):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Also Memphis, you'd be hard pressed not to find a
bullet hole even now improving Elvis is still alive.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
Yes, coming up, we have we have cigarettes, AI actors, Uh, Nirvana,
We still have to get to that story and uh
would you eat yogurt aid from a bug?

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
A bug?

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
Bug?

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
We don't have to start doing this yet, do we?
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(01:36:33):
talk to him in just a second. Here in the
Oralli Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey,
welcome back to the bobbin Top Show. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker, Hi, Hello, Pat Godwain,
Hey Chick, There's Jeff Oske, Josh Arnold. Hi, there, Ace Cosby,
I am Chick. And hello Tom. Hello Chick McGee. We're

(01:36:56):
getting the satellite set up right now. And there he is.
Are you in Madison, Wisconsin? Greg Warren?

Speaker 18 (01:37:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty uh pretty awesome. I got a
view of the lake from my hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Very nice.

Speaker 18 (01:37:10):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Did you get two shows in yesterday? Two shows? Yeah?
It was pretty pretty great, well good. A lot of
a lot of Bob and Tom listeners there. It was
really cool. And what's on your cap? It's a Google cluster.
It's a candy bar made out of Nashville. Very good,
made Outville. Are you going to be given those? Bring

(01:37:34):
you guys a couple of those if you like? Yeah,
they are great. Isn't chocolate and caramel and nuts and
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to you by Champion Windows. What have you got for
us to do? You have a topic you like to
do a deep dive? Yeah, you know, I want to

(01:37:54):
talk about lazy boy chairs today. Yeah. I don't care
for him, to be honest with you. Really what? Yeah, chick,
I just feel now they're comfortable.

Speaker 18 (01:38:06):
Don't get me wrong. I feel like when I'm in one,
I'm just too compromised. Like I feel like if something
was gonna go down, it would take me a while
to get out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
I think that's perfectly valid. I couldn't agree more. Thanks, Tom.

Speaker 18 (01:38:23):
Like, if there's a home invasion, I would be like,
hold on, I'll fight you. Just give me about three
or don't stab me when I'm trying to get out
of the chair.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
That's not fair. He got, Yeah, yeah, I gotta stand up,
and then we say three. I bet that's happened. Yeah,
I know. I feel like Tom, you are actually paranoid.
I don't think that's ever. I remember Lucius Johnson the
police report said yes, yeah, son of a gun. I

(01:38:54):
stand corrected.

Speaker 18 (01:38:56):
I just u And the other thing about uh, lazy
boy bed a lazy boy chair is just just go
to bed, man. Just either sit up straight like a
man or go upstairs and go to bed like a man.
Because you're down here and you're you know, you're trying

(01:39:17):
to be part of the group and you're not. You
obviously want to go to bed. You're making nobody's while
you're sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
But is there any better day, though, Greg, When someone
comes over and you're asleep in your chair and they go, hey, hey,
wake up, it's time to go to bed. That's the
best time of day.

Speaker 18 (01:39:34):
I see what you're saying. Yeah, I mean, I will
say chick. If you're over seventy five, you've earned the
right to sit in that lazy boy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Chair as much as you want.

Speaker 18 (01:39:44):
Yeah right, Yeah, And let's face it, if if you're
over seventy five and there's a home invasion, you're not
getting out of that chair anyways. Yeah, you go ahead
and take whatever you want. I'm watching gun smoke right now.
I do had silver ware's in the top door.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
I don't.

Speaker 18 (01:40:03):
Hey, I lost a clicker a couple of days ago.
You found that clicker, You bring it on over here.
You find that clicker, you canna have anything you want
in this house.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
There's an old woman down the hall. You can take
her old clicker. Uh yeah, they were invented by also.

Speaker 18 (01:40:24):
Sorry to keep getting off the history here, but you
guys familiar with an Adirondack chair.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Sure, Yeah, that's just a wooden lazy boy. That's what
that is. It is a it's at that steep angle.

Speaker 19 (01:40:39):
You know.

Speaker 18 (01:40:41):
I've never spent much time in the Adirondack region of
this country. I've never been there, actually, but I I'm
gonna guess those are some unmotivated people.

Speaker 7 (01:40:51):
Well, that's the true lazy boy. They're so lazy they
forgot to add padding and leather.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Yes, yes, that's all they had. Yo, it's a.

Speaker 18 (01:41:00):
Ilmar told you to take the dog out at an
hour ago. I'm in a forty five degree angle here,
eleanor they just spring on out of the chair. The
lazy Boy wasn't invented by a couple of fellas in Monroe, Michigan. Tommy,

(01:41:21):
youre familiar with Monroe. It's just outside of Detroit. I
believe Edward nay Bush and Edwin Shoemaker nineteen twenty seven.
They were cousins actually, and they had the Nay Nay
shoe I think it was the Nay Shoe Company for
a while.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
And they decided to invent a recliner.

Speaker 18 (01:41:42):
And actually their first recliner was Adirondack like in that
it was an outdoor chair made of wooden slats with
a reclining mechanism, no button, no lever. Nineteen twenty nine
is when they brought it inside and added upholstery, and
that was for year around use, and that's when it
really took off.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Wouldn't the mechanism rust?

Speaker 16 (01:42:06):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
I think he might have something there time. That's why
they moved it inside.

Speaker 18 (01:42:09):
Probably they had a contest, and I find this often
in my research. They had a contest with their customers
to name the chair. Some of the other contestant names
were the sit and snooze.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Oh that's not bad. Yeah, the slack Back. I like
slack Back a lot. Didn't you guys have slack Back
in the studio. Isn't he some sort of contortionist?

Speaker 7 (01:42:35):
Yeah? Man, he's good. Though, he's good. He's seven. He
can't do it as often as he used to because
of the herniated disc.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Let me tell you so. Yeah, slack Back can put
his whole body through a tennis racket. Yeah, it's crazy.
Does he do that hot dog bit?

Speaker 7 (01:42:51):
He used to do the hot dog bit, but kind
of like how he man down the glove as doctors
told him.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Hey man, okay, you can't do that. Okay, Oh is
that right?

Speaker 20 (01:42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
I find the name l Z boy to be somewhat insulting,
really lazy and boy and yeah, come on, well, I mean.

Speaker 18 (01:43:08):
I agree with you. Yeah, you see a boy give
them a dollar's right? Lazy boy chick, I mean you
got to hand it to him. They spelled it lazily, Yeah,
l a hyphen z iphen boy boy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
If you're lazy to spell.

Speaker 18 (01:43:26):
Check, too lazy to make a Y is what they were,
and often like lazy people. I mean, I think there's
more effort making those hyphens than just going ahead and
using the Y.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Oh yeah yeah, and the E geez what E? Lay's
e boy? Right? Lazy? Such a laze boy la it's
l a hyphen z hyphen boy.

Speaker 7 (01:43:54):
Oh you go, oh you're going brand name. See I
get the l A, I get the l a z.
They spend an e there, so it's las e boy.
Hang on a second, you got you get like an
off friend, Josh, is what you're saying?

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I say you didn't know how
to spell lazy. You thought there was an E and lazy. No, no, dude,
it's all it's all uh.

Speaker 18 (01:44:16):
Like the uh like the doctor thunder of uh right right,
a lazy boy chairs Is that what you're.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Saying, Josh? Huh right? Was it? Did it take off
right away? Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:44:27):
Yeah, man, Well I'll tell you when it really took
off is when they they they added the ability to rock.
They you know, they called it the rocker recliner rocker,
and they had the footstool come out. You know that
took it from like one million a year to fifty
two million a year.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Whoa is a rocker?

Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
Every one of them was red and they originally called
it the Red Rocker, but somebody had complaints.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Yes, Sammy Hagar was not happy at all. You can't
do that. He already had this problem with the Slack Company. Uh.
You know, guys know who their their biggest competitor was. No, oh,
I didn't know. Yeah, no fella named Edward Joel Barkola
out o.

Speaker 18 (01:45:14):
The Barco Lounger, Barblo Lounger. Yeah, yeah, now they they
have annihilated the Barco Lounger. They whooped, whooped the Barco Lounger.
But good, but it's still there, Barco Lounger. I think
maybe a little higher end, a little more leather than upholstery.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
Huh no kidding? Yeah? Does do? They both have that
sort of stick shift thing and the right.

Speaker 18 (01:45:38):
Well, originally I think the Lazy Boy did not. You
could just push back, But now I think there's there's
different options.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Can you get a South Paul version or is it always.

Speaker 18 (01:45:47):
On the right?

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
Well, that's good. I don't know that.

Speaker 18 (01:45:50):
I think they're all Southpaws. Aren't they They're always on
the left. I don't, I don't remember, man, you know what?
You know what else made the lazy boy take off?

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
Tom? What's the tele vision?

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
I bet? Yeah. They're good companions. Yeah yeah, in the
in the fifties it really really started taking off. You know,
they make powered lazy Boys without the gear shift. You
just push a button in it. Those are heavy. It
kicks right out. Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's a that's
pretty pathetic. Really, it's a really lazy boy. Does the
lazy Boy brand make an electric one? Yes, they make

(01:46:25):
an electric one. Yeah. Yeah, it's uh it's called the
type two diabetic lazy Boy.

Speaker 7 (01:46:31):
I have a fancy one like that. It's not the
lazy Boy brand. Tom actually gets it to me.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
Oh that's something where you press the button and it'll
stand you right Royce. Yeah, yeah, that think's nice. Wait
a minute, this is the one where not about power recliner,
but a power stand or upper. Yeah, but like like
a button or something. It's got like a slow motion

(01:46:56):
jet button effectively, it's something else. Do you have an
upstate where you live? No, because you're real close to
getting one of those stairs. Oh yeah, the chair rides
up the stairs for us next baby. Yeah, those are great.
Those are great, Dad, Yeah, yeah, they're great. They don't
go very quickly though, dude, they don't. It's like a

(01:47:19):
railroad tie on your stairways. Did you ever ride in
that for fun? You and the your absolutely? Yeah, oh
yeah yeah you did. I uh, get them damn kids
off my stairs? Is that Tom's dad? What he sounded like?
They left the chair up there. I'm down here, damn it, Tom?

(01:47:39):
Worthless pieces? I uh, you know, I try to do
a little research online. Uh and uh.

Speaker 18 (01:47:50):
I saw an article that said the jaw dropping facts
about recliners, Well that you know what the number one is,
get ready, guys, and you make your jaw drop you
can nap in a recliner.

Speaker 19 (01:48:07):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
I can't believe. It just blew my mind. Yeah, they
didn't have much man on the research. I'll tell you
that's all.

Speaker 18 (01:48:16):
Number two was it takes stress off your joints. Come on, guys,
jaw dropping, jaw dropping shocking. Preceded by the Morris chair
in Britain. That was a cushions and a hinge. More
about accommodating different sizes of people than relaxing, is.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
I think the I think the Big and Tall store
used to uh catalog order only you could buy extra large, right,
lazy boy recliners. Yeah, what a brand, A branded Lazy
Boy chick just did the like a double wine. Did
the dentist chair proceed the lazy boy man?

Speaker 18 (01:49:00):
That's a great question, and it did. It was sort
of maybe the first adjustable chair. Back in the day,
Tom when you had a tooth extraction, you would go
to the dentist and lie down on the floor.

Speaker 7 (01:49:14):
Oh, that's a good way. They can really get They
can hinge, they use their hams and quads.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
They can put their knee on your chin.

Speaker 18 (01:49:24):
Yes, yes, and then uh, your boy Pierre Fauchard came
along and invented the dental chair.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Because every time I get in the dentist chair, I say,
I wish I had one of these in my house
because I'm always tired anyway, I get in that thing
and I just feel so reliaxed. So you want to rip?
I got it? I think you. I think you could
make that happen. Yeah. Well, there's the reason I can't
make that happen is well, i'd have to have it
in a new apartment where I lived by myself. And

(01:49:53):
what's the problem I see, Greg, Greg, you being an
firm bachelor is what you're looking at. The firm bachelor.
You could, Uh, you could have one of those in
your apartment.

Speaker 18 (01:50:07):
I could have anything I want, Tom, I'm gonna tell you,
it's not as exciting as.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
You know. What's exciting, Greg. Your great specials that are
available for everyone's drinking, dining, dancing, and viewing pleasure. Uh,
at least three of them floating around out there, and
they're really excellent. I was just telling someone about how
great they were at an event the other night. Because
they're so they're they're nice, clean, comedy, really good stuff.
I highly recommend that. Where do I find them? Greg?

Speaker 18 (01:50:35):
Oh? You can find them all on YouTube now the
champ where the field corn grows and the salesman.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
They're terrific stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:50:43):
In a shocked to here, Greg, you say that your
next special is going to be called Boner Boys Departure.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
With the FI try to do a nice plug? What
is naked thing? By the way, if you if you
if you know anyone who has ever been involved in
in uh, in high school wrestling or any kind of
coaching or fishing, you have to watch Greg's latest special
on Nateland. It is really excellent, just great stuff and

(01:51:15):
coming soon. Boner boy. Oh god, you can't even give
a guy a plug around here without Jesus ruins everything.
He ruins when it gets to the check in the
oil part, you have to hide the kids ruined. Uh well,

(01:51:35):
let's wrap it up, Greg, And and that's what we've
all learned about. That's a little Do you own one?

Speaker 3 (01:51:45):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
No, No, I don't. I don't care for him.

Speaker 19 (01:51:48):
I know you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
I know you said you don't, but okay, now I don't.
I don't like him. Did they ever get stuck in
the position where your feed are up?

Speaker 16 (01:51:56):
What?

Speaker 18 (01:51:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:51:57):
I guess if you're weak as a kitten.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Chair down? Don't you somebody help me get this foot
rush down? Don't you have don't you have to take
it out of gear?

Speaker 3 (01:52:07):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
Is it like a car? If somebody want to give
Hume prone in the hands the same I don't. I
don't think that the decorator that did my house went
through the lazy boy catalog.

Speaker 16 (01:52:21):
I'm just with him.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Get over there and help me. Greg. Are you on
the road the next couple of weeks? Yeah, man, I'm
in Toledo this weekend in Lexington next weekend. Grete boner
Boy material. I apologize, Greg, see what you did?

Speaker 20 (01:52:41):
Josh?

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
You think I didn't know what I was doing. Once again, Greg,
my little iced ta tip orange slice instead of a lemon.
You'll call me back. I like it, Thanks very much.
That's the great Greg Warrant. His specials are so excellent.
You'll really enjoy Greg by Greg Bonner Boy, nothing tried.
We try to do what I'm trying to give him
a nice plug, and you know our people are the

(01:53:05):
best they're going to. Somebody hates that kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:53:11):
Hates it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:12):
The guy has worked his whole life. He's got this
great clean act, super funny.

Speaker 16 (01:53:18):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:53:19):
You know, if you know he works his whole life,
it's not as funny as you thought it was. It
wasn't a man works his whole life. You think you're
gonna get something really quality. Somebody stuck with not this
class where the field corn grows?

Speaker 19 (01:53:34):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
Mister Mister Warren can be found at the Funny Bone
in Toledo, uh the tenth through the twelfth, and then
it'll be a comedy off Broadway in Lexington the week
after that. So great. Really his websites. Wait a second,
I've got my uh special new uh scented alarm clock
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(01:54:07):
about at your place you grill Omaha steaks when the
kids come to trick or treat and give their parents
a steak sandwich.

Speaker 7 (01:54:12):
Can you imagine that, oie, you'd be the most popular
person on the block for a long long time Holidays. Yeah,
apparently they won't. Y are you incapable of ad libbing?
Am I incapable of living?

Speaker 1 (01:54:27):
You couldn't have looked at it and gone maybe I
should skip the first.

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Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
So I couldn't hear I was taking off my my
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Speaker 1 (01:55:49):
I just I just sent a box to my buddy dust.

Speaker 7 (01:55:51):
Yes, but that had nothing to do with the holidays.
You were rewarding him for a job well done on
your car, right, And that's correct. Yeah, so that's a
holiday of holiday on tires. Some money and tips not enough, huh,
I gotta send them a box. Here on the UK
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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I got
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I asked if they were all right handed, and the
answer is yes, but you can get a custom or

(01:58:00):
order if you want the handle on the left side.
Let me say you only had one arm, Sure, I
only have one arm your left when you gotta yea
but good to know so. But the lazy boys traditionally
on the right. Okay, okay, very good. You probably couldn't gladly.

Speaker 5 (01:58:21):
Went back for the right is wrong and wrong right.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
You probably can't drive a manual transmission if you've only
got one arm, right, depending on which are well the
people are. People are very very resourceful with that sort
of thing. They'll they'll figure out a way to do it.
They were driven a car with three on the tree.

(01:58:45):
My grand dad had a pickup truck like that. And
I wasn't old enough to ever, but I've seen it
in action, No, misoker, You can drive a stick strift right.

Speaker 5 (01:58:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But so when there's three
on the tree, is it still you're still shifting gears
with your feet the way you would.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
This a clutch.

Speaker 5 (01:59:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a clutch, and then you're doing
this up here instead.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
It's right there by the up, by the up of
the shaft of the steering wheel, whatever that's called.

Speaker 5 (01:59:08):
And it's and it's just like up and down. It's
not like a traditional stick where you're going left.

Speaker 1 (01:59:13):
And right and up and you gotta do a little
bit of motion.

Speaker 7 (01:59:16):
I too, have only seen it in an old pickup truck.
Yeah right, But I mean, one day I'd love to
have land, but if I do, it would be i'd
have an old, old pickup truck too.

Speaker 1 (01:59:27):
Yeah, yeah, that's absolutely greatest. One of those flare sides. Oh,
I just love stuff like that, don't We're going to
one Bucolic life. You get that Bucolic plague. Remember the
remember the remember the flare side? Pickup tom? Do you
remember the flare? Yeah? Bell bottoms they call them flares? Sure,

(01:59:49):
absolutely so cool. Did you wear flares in college? Oh? No,
even then you knew you weren't supposed to wear bell bottoms.
They were going to be a fat there fashion. I
forget what year those really hit big, but I never
Did you have the so called elephant bells? I didn't
have the elephant bells, but I had I Let me
ask you, bottoms. Did you have the ones where at

(02:00:12):
the bottom of the trousers the hemline? Is that what
that's called? I don't know if I can keep talking
to you if you keep using words like trousers at
the bottom, sorry, at the bottom of your pants pant?
Did you have the thing where they split on the outside,
they split the seam and they would put you know,
whatever flat or something in there. Did you never did that?

(02:00:36):
I thought I was cute on girls thought, but didn't.
What was the band that did that, some British boy band.
That's it, thank you, it's the Bay City Rollers. I
think it was more of a tartan I believe, yeah.
But but people over here did it was different. I
could see that coming.

Speaker 7 (02:00:54):
Was there a time when you went to the stores
to get as my mom would say, slacks, uh huh,
and you could only get bell bottoms? I don't think yeah,
I think so. Oh No, I think they always had
lee like it was hard to find straight legged pants.

Speaker 5 (02:01:11):
Bell bottoms came back into style when I was in
high school, when days didn't confused came down.

Speaker 1 (02:01:16):
Sure, But with the jo jeans, were they jenco?

Speaker 5 (02:01:20):
I thought that was a whole nother style compared to
the that was just widely Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:01:24):
I had the big raver jeans where you couldn't see
your shoes. Yeah, they were so big.

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
I'm really skeptical. And he I don't think. I bet
he had all bell bottoms. And I'm surprised you were
able to get by without having the necklace. And I
never one of those jean floppy hats. I've never worn
any any any jewelry except for a watch, I don't know,
never a ring or a little wrist thing or bracelet
for a while.

Speaker 5 (02:01:49):
Oh, I had a boy by me and I d
bracelet in middle school.

Speaker 7 (02:01:52):
That was like a must when we were in Oh absolutely,
do you have an algae? No, no, that's the weird thing. Yeah,
medical or just big. It was next to our swatches.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
My name was kenn of Silly. You did have a
You did have a swatch?

Speaker 13 (02:02:06):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (02:02:07):
Yeah, you had a black swatch with white numbers or
something forever. Yeah, I have a watches. I have to have.
They have to be analog, they have to have regular
numbers on them. I hate Roman numerals, and I don't
like the bubble thing with the date.

Speaker 7 (02:02:23):
That's annoying. All right, so we can't help you watch
or I don't think you want to watch. You're not
here for a watch, you're just struggle.

Speaker 1 (02:02:34):
Do you like Roman numerals? I hate them. At the
end of a movie and a copyright m C M
C C C C. Why no, Yes, something I'm to see. Yeah,
it's it's a it's annoying, it's pompous. You know What's
I'm wrong? Site of my own argument. I said, this

(02:02:57):
is gonna only uh, this is for a limb to
the audience the following letter. Josh and I are big
fans of the movie Time after Time with Malcolm McDonald,
like David Warren that likes it. You still love it today.
It's it's the movie. The premise is that Jack the
Ripper steals HG. Wells time machine and goes and goes

(02:03:22):
to contemporary San Francisco. It's really it really is good.
I know it sounds silly, well, contemporary San Francisco at
the time. The movie was made in the late seventies
probably eighties. Well okay, but the point of this letter
is apparently on the television show The Big Bang Theory,
they mentioned it and Penny describes the time machine is
looking like quote what Elton John would ride in the Everglades.

Speaker 7 (02:03:46):
Oh yeah, they get they buy a time machine from
the original movie The time Machine.

Speaker 1 (02:03:51):
Oh do they? Oh yeah, that's that's that's yeah. It's
a really good act. It's a really good movie. Is valid.
It's time for us to Oops, we didn't get our
story in. No, we had to get that comment from
The Big Bang Theory, and that was a good movie.

(02:04:12):
Try to recommend something fun for people, something you might enjoy.
Time after Time incredibly dated, real fun. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:04:20):
Great, And somehow, if you believe Mary Stein Virgin is
a romantic lead, then you don't You don't buy her really, Yeah,
anybody else.

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
Would have been Gilbert Grape. She's very sexy in that sexy.
I just her and Andy McDowell and Jessica Chastain and
Anna Kendrick. And no, she's adorable to me. But you'd
kick her out of bed, yeah happily. Yeah, okay, you're out, doddering,

(02:04:51):
doddering librarian r my first call.

Speaker 7 (02:04:57):
Maybe because the first thing I ever saw her in
was Parenthood, and she was like an exhausted mom and
it just wasn't The first.

Speaker 1 (02:05:03):
Thing I saw in was the Nicholson movie Going to
the South. Yeah, that's a terrible movie. It's a great movie.
I've heard more people say it's great than terrible. Of course,
you probably had a fight with a unwatchable you know, Tom,
it's Belushi's. They're all high, and somehow they decide don't
about that it's unwatchable and horrible, but they decided to

(02:05:24):
release it anyway. It's a critical acclaim. Look it up.
Let's check the box office as a broken forty dollars.
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Speaker 1 (02:05:46):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Jeff Hooker at the Silac Insurance News desk. Hi, there's
Pat Godwin. Hello, uh, Jeff Oske, I have a question
for Tom Josh Arnold as Cosby. I'm chick Tom. Does
the answer involve my nose? Jeff? Okay, you do. Taylor
swift album is out. Are you aware of this since

(02:06:08):
you have some Swifties? Yeah? Yes, the vinyl arrived yesterday.
Oh wow, Holy heck. Yeah. It's actually they were playing
it in the car because I was driving all over
Creation this weekend. And it's good.

Speaker 7 (02:06:23):
I found this out at the dinner table when I
asked my daughter how she liked it. She did not
care for it as much as other albums. And then
she said, and there's a song called Wood that's about
Travis Kelsey's penis. It's called Wood.

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
Yes, And I looked it up and apparently she's not lying. No, huh,
we're still aware of this. Yes, I was not. Is
it cleverly? Okay? It was a little graphic at the end.

Speaker 5 (02:06:52):
It could be more clever, Okay, you know what I mean.
There's parts of it that are just out there.

Speaker 18 (02:06:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:06:59):
Here in your fifty ten year old at dinner, you say,
Travis Kelsey's penis.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
Ted alarming. That's the past. That's the password to my
porn hubb account. I'm sorry I gave that. No, I
wasn't listen. I wasn't attentively listening. But what I heard
I thought was really well produced. And the song I

(02:07:26):
liked was called Elizabeth Taylor of all Things. So yeah,
on this album, Okay, Yeah. The other thing I'm hearing
all the time is that K pop thing. Yeah, that
the k Pop demon Hunters. And I mentioned this earlier.
It kind of reminds me of Hamilton with respect to

(02:07:47):
the number of words per minute. So it's hip hoppy,
It's it's more poppy. But I remember reading somewhere that Hamilton,
the stage play Hamilton had more words per minute it
than any other show of its kind.

Speaker 5 (02:08:03):
So, but this is an Asian animated boy band. Correct.

Speaker 1 (02:08:08):
Yeah, I've never watched the movie, but it's apparently the
most viewed movie in the history of Netflix. Is that right?
And the girls girls so they're Korean because that's the
K and K pop. Oh okay, But apparently it's a
huge success. But I listened to that a lot. Also,
how about that and my girls know every word?

Speaker 5 (02:08:26):
Yeah. Taylor Swift's the official release Party of a Showgirl
debuted at number one in theaters, with thirty three million
dollars brought in this weekend.

Speaker 7 (02:08:35):
The album's called of a Showgirl, Life of a show Girl,
Life of a Showgirl, Life of a showgirl, as in
like a Vegas showgirl. People on the road are doing
the It's with Sabrina Carpenter. It's actually one of the
better songs in the album life. Oh okay, cool boy
that Sabrina has a good voice.

Speaker 1 (02:08:50):
Yea, yeah, that's I heard that one was good. I
want to go off script here for just a second.
Please not that we have one. This is for you,
josh Hi. There's a website called CABLETV dot com. All right,
and cable TV. I still have CABLEDV.

Speaker 7 (02:09:08):
Well, no, it is a cable because every now and
again that I get aeration done and they I have
to get the cable guy out.

Speaker 1 (02:09:15):
It is a cable. But cabletv dot com has an
offer that I think you might find interesting.

Speaker 5 (02:09:22):
Cabletv dot com is offering one lucky horror fan six
hundred and sixty six dollars to watch scary movies during
October as a part of cabletv dot COM's annual bloodstream programming,
the so called Thrill Turnship.

Speaker 1 (02:09:39):
Internship A thrill turn Ship. It's really forced. That's off putting,
isn't it. It doesn't work at all?

Speaker 5 (02:09:45):
Well, subject one winner to twenty four hours worth of
horror films. The thrill turn will then have to choose
five of the scariest movies of all time, and then
they'll have to rank and review them all right. The
chosen candidate will ge a one year subscription to scream
Box and a fifty dollars Uber Eats gift card in
addition to the six hundred and sixty six dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:10:07):
I already have.

Speaker 5 (02:10:08):
Scream Box applications will be accepted through October seven.

Speaker 1 (02:10:13):
You have a shutter, I do.

Speaker 7 (02:10:15):
I have Shutter and I have scream Box, and I
think those are the only two shutter. It's Netflix for
horror specialized. Oh nice, and then they're shedter that's for
her people to have golden retree for us, right, right,
and then there's another one for your bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:10:34):
That's right if you have diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (02:10:36):
I uh.

Speaker 1 (02:10:39):
Other than the stupid name, it sounds like it's a
little fun contest. Yeah, that's kind of fun. Yeah, but
they seem kind of cheap. One winner and they get
six hundred and sixty six dollars. Well, I mean, I mean,
I guess I'm kind of surprised at cabletv dot com
has six hundred and sixty six dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:10:56):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (02:10:56):
Well, yeah, they couldn't have. I guess they could have
gone six hundred and sixty six thousand. That's hours.

Speaker 5 (02:11:03):
It's five movies.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
Does it just seems kind of they pick the movies
and then you rate them.

Speaker 5 (02:11:08):
Or do you say you pick your uh the five
scariest movies you feel, and then you rank and review them.

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
No, Josh, I remember you gave me your list and
the scariest movie for you was The Wedding Planner. Wo
is very I forget wedding? Yeah I did. Yeah, you know,
I'm a rom com guy. Oh yeah, I like them. Yeah,

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we've we've been having the Hallmark Channel twenty four seven.
I'm just a girl standing in front of the boy.
You'd like that one shick nodding Hill. You would like
it even though Julia Roberts is in it.

Speaker 5 (02:11:49):
You haven't watched nodding Hill.

Speaker 1 (02:11:52):
Good, No, you'd like it.

Speaker 5 (02:11:53):
I just watched that Runaway Bride my best friend's wedding.

Speaker 1 (02:11:57):
Are you watching task?

Speaker 5 (02:12:00):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:12:02):
Not a ro's Why are we talking about this? Now?
You're going to see how this is going to segue
perfectly into something. Yes, it's going to task. Did you
ever see a Mayor of east Town?

Speaker 5 (02:12:14):
I know, but you guys talked about it. It looks
good horse.

Speaker 19 (02:12:18):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:12:18):
Yeah, although it's a bad title because people think it's
the mayor of Eastown. I will grant you that, except
that it spelled m A R. But if you hear
it in conversation, who's the mayor of Eastown? And kind?
In any event bringing in nobody would guess Andy Griffith.
But you you gave away yourself. There is a plot
point that you guys will like because it involves fishing. Okay,

(02:12:43):
all right, I mean that's all you guys ever talked
about during the breaks. Well back in the day you
talk about you know, women with luscious heavy naturals and no, hey, man,
guys go to Suvan's perch. We could.

Speaker 7 (02:12:54):
Yeah, Jeff and I talked fishing while you talk about
who died and while why you're happy about it?

Speaker 1 (02:13:01):
You mean you let Tom try to stay positive fill
the you guys are evidently you guys are fishing for perch?

Speaker 10 (02:13:15):
Was it.

Speaker 1 (02:13:19):
For bass?

Speaker 2 (02:13:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:13:21):
Typically with bass? Can you have more than one hook
on the line? Do whatever you want? Really more than
one hook on the line. I remember fishing for perch
and we'd put these things. It was like an arc
with three hooks on.

Speaker 7 (02:13:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you can. There are
some similar things like that with bass, but not for
the most part.

Speaker 1 (02:13:38):
No, I didn't think that was really fair for the perch,
three of them. They're looking at you. Why don't you
tell me?

Speaker 5 (02:13:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
You too?

Speaker 5 (02:13:48):
Can you guys take me fishing around here? Are we
going to be able to catch and eat the fish?

Speaker 1 (02:13:53):
We don't know? I mean you if you really want to,
I mean I like that, but I haven't found a
place you have it.

Speaker 5 (02:14:00):
Okay, I'm curious.

Speaker 1 (02:14:02):
Okay, well we'll have to do a little fishing expedition.
But right now, yeah, let's all go fishing. Can you
imagine the story yelling and rotterying and cussing each other on.

Speaker 19 (02:14:15):
It?

Speaker 5 (02:14:16):
So fun?

Speaker 1 (02:14:17):
Right now, it's time to check in with the NFL.

Speaker 18 (02:14:20):
That's right.

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we're going to hear this update on pubic hair across
the pond. Okay, the pond being across the pond the ocean, Yeah,
that thing. We have a huge pubic story coming up
from the Oraal Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and

(02:16:21):
Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Jeff Hooker.
It's me. She's a spinner.

Speaker 19 (02:16:29):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:16:29):
Sorry, Wait a minute, context please context Je, Hold on,
you're eating what are you eating? Sweet? Potatoes and all
the fruit apples.

Speaker 5 (02:16:39):
You're just some apples and sweet potatoes. And I didn't
realize we were going to air as quick as we were,
and so I had to spit out a piece of
sweet potato to read the weather.

Speaker 1 (02:16:49):
She spin it like three feet and it nailed the bowl.
I've never considered that combo apples and sweet potatoes. I
think anyone has. Are they cold or well?

Speaker 5 (02:17:01):
Yes, it's it's if you If you cook a potato
and then let it come back to room temperature, the
glycemic index affects you less.

Speaker 16 (02:17:13):
Well.

Speaker 1 (02:17:14):
Of course. The Wall Street Journal, we're getting a double bird. Okay,
the thing where you you slam the door in someone
and then give them the double rotating bird.

Speaker 5 (02:17:27):
Oh that was a big like to your parents. That's
how you did it with your parents.

Speaker 1 (02:17:31):
Yeah, you did that to your sacred mother. No I didn't.
I just observed my more on friends doing it to
their parents. Thank you. Really, Yes, my parents were great.

Speaker 5 (02:17:43):
You never got mad at your parents.

Speaker 1 (02:17:47):
To them look at them. Yeah, and they knew, well,
we're not gonna have to put up with them. I
was the fourth they had me and stopped having children.
We've reached the finn and you're how.

Speaker 5 (02:18:01):
Much younger than the next sibling older than you?

Speaker 16 (02:18:04):
Four?

Speaker 1 (02:18:04):
Four years okay or five something like that. Yes, nothing
like a close family. Well, it's time to check in
with miss Sooker. She's at the Silent Insurance news desk.
We heard from Christy Lee this morning. She's in the
UK somewhere. We had a pretty bad connection. It was

(02:18:25):
kind of hard to talk to her.

Speaker 9 (02:18:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:18:28):
But if she's finishing her trip today and she's not
coming back till next mondayzy, I'm getting scammed.

Speaker 1 (02:18:35):
She's going on a tour of some other stuff. Okay,
she was living a good time in the UK, lots
of fish and chips. But what have you got over
there in the world.

Speaker 5 (02:18:44):
Of the news, Hey, new trend in Russia has women
spending hundreds of dollars on pubic hair wigs.

Speaker 1 (02:18:51):
Pubic hair wigs, I do have a quick question.

Speaker 5 (02:18:54):
Is it still called a murken if it's for a woman? Yeah,
absolutely so, It's it's same for men.

Speaker 1 (02:19:01):
And I remember reading years ago. We'll read the story
on elks.

Speaker 5 (02:19:05):
Okay. According to Russian media, the popularity of pubic hair
whigs has skyrocketed in recent months.

Speaker 1 (02:19:12):
I like bush.

Speaker 5 (02:19:15):
The mash News Telegram claims that hair pieces range in
price from seven dollars to two hundred and forty five dollars.
Wait what, yeah, yeah, you can, you can really get I.

Speaker 1 (02:19:28):
Think I could shave some of my beard and sell
it over there. Yes, yes, well it'd be fair. It
would be for an aging lady, woman of a certain age.
I am gray down there.

Speaker 2 (02:19:42):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:19:44):
Moscova twenty four reports that Moscow hair transplant clinics are
already receiving requests to restore hair to their client's pubic
areas following permanent hair removal procedures.

Speaker 1 (02:19:55):
Sad, welcome to Moscow hair clinics. You have seat. So
they had, they had lasered off and now they want them.

Speaker 5 (02:20:06):
Yeah, lots of women had the laser hair treatment on
their bikini areas.

Speaker 1 (02:20:10):
Why do they wanted?

Speaker 5 (02:20:11):
Popular? I don't, it says. The trend is reportedly part
of a greater push towards natural esthetics push through the country.

Speaker 1 (02:20:19):
Laser hair treatment. It won't grow back, No.

Speaker 5 (02:20:22):
No, once you have it removed.

Speaker 1 (02:20:24):
No, this says. Mercans date back to the fifteenth century,
worn by women who had shaved that area to combat lice,
nice or hygiene. When regular bathing was rare. Prostitutes use
them to reduce oh gosh, to cover signs of infection

(02:20:48):
like syphilisaurs. It gets pretty ugly, you know before penicillin.
Syphiless take you out? Oh yeah, makes you crazy. It says,
over time, the mercan became a sign of a of
a fashionable lady. It became an erotic accessory. Very strange. Yeah,
that's really how was it attached back then?

Speaker 5 (02:21:11):
The sores?

Speaker 1 (02:21:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, you know, the the scab
like velcrow effect them. I wonder how big they are? Well,
what's the old expression?

Speaker 5 (02:21:32):
Probably like this right size?

Speaker 1 (02:21:34):
How full you want that? Probably? I mean, because what's
the old expression? You want the carpet to match? Therapespes?
Do you want the I don't know, the carpet to
match the the throw rug to match? I mean these like,
are these big? Huge?

Speaker 5 (02:21:50):
I don't I get. I mean, however, however you want it.

Speaker 7 (02:21:53):
Maybe they come in like a certain size and you
you take scissors and you cut them out like floor mats.

Speaker 1 (02:22:00):
To fit. Do they and they use what is that
called spirit gum? Yeah, to glue them on.

Speaker 5 (02:22:06):
I can't imagine wanting to do any of this to
be honest, would they.

Speaker 1 (02:22:10):
Have a little chart like they had it in in
Mayberry at the barber shop where you'd have the different
I'd like the landing strip and Sylvia. Sylvia wants the
don King yea, and she wants the Angela Davis. That's

(02:22:32):
a big one. I just want the Michael Jackson beard
hint wispy.

Speaker 18 (02:22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:22:42):
Speaking of hair, And speaking of hair, we have our hair,
uh surprise prepared and ready.

Speaker 1 (02:22:51):
Oh really yeah, what day are we going to do that?
Whichever day you want, like, it's up to one of us.
That was real cute the way you said that. Well,
there's one minor technical aspect we need to get ironed out. Yeah,
oh you got that done.

Speaker 5 (02:23:07):
Yeah we have it.

Speaker 1 (02:23:08):
Okay, Yeah, we can do it soon.

Speaker 5 (02:23:11):
Then we can do we can do it this week, Tuesday, Thursday.

Speaker 1 (02:23:16):
Those days of this week. Big surprise. Okay, now on
the line, well surprise liked surprises of the.

Speaker 5 (02:23:27):
Morning authority say. Lithuania's national airport was shut down due
to several small hot air balloons that were smuggling cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (02:23:38):
Oh the cigarette balloons.

Speaker 5 (02:23:42):
Twenty five hot air balloons entered Lithuanian airspace and forced
the airport to close affecting thirty flights twenty five.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
I had that earlier. This is really weird the reason
they're doing it. The I guess the tax is so
high on sirettes.

Speaker 5 (02:24:00):
Oh oh, is that why I didn't read the story.

Speaker 1 (02:24:04):
They stick them in hot air balloons and.

Speaker 5 (02:24:08):
Two of the balloons flew over the airport. Eleven balloons
and some eighteen thousand packs of smuggled cigarettes were found
in various locations. Last year, almost a thousand hot air
balloons entered the Burlaris where entered from Burlaris where intercepted
by Lithuanian authorities.

Speaker 1 (02:24:28):
Lithuanian authorities. Oxy moron if I've ever heard one.

Speaker 5 (02:24:35):
So it's continuing to happen.

Speaker 1 (02:24:37):
It's Belarus and they I assume it's a tax thing.
I mean, do you think people would do that in
the States from marijuana like float a balloon from I
don't know, Michigan to Indiana no legal pot.

Speaker 7 (02:24:51):
I think they would just use a car. They've been
doing the fact, I know they just used cars. So
they've been right flying stuff in Yeah, with healing balloons
and the drones immediately shot down. Like if you're in
the garden that tower that has the drone down mission

(02:25:14):
accomplished though the thing that dropping off still.

Speaker 1 (02:25:19):
They flowed them into prisons. Yeah, well they throw stuff
over the wall all the time.

Speaker 5 (02:25:26):
Stories right now where people still try to do.

Speaker 1 (02:25:30):
Uh you just buy like a little mini weather balloon.
How do you get it to land? Do they have to?
Well they have they have to shoot it radio remote control.
Oh really like a little little Oh so I see, yeah,
that makes more sense. The drone anyway, a good story.
I think they especially with a lot of drones now

(02:25:52):
in Eastern Europe are being shot down because they're invading. Yeah.

Speaker 19 (02:25:58):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (02:25:59):
Comedy.

Speaker 5 (02:26:05):
A controversy is shaking Hollywood over Tilly Norwood, a so
called AI actor created entirely by a computer.

Speaker 1 (02:26:12):
Programod Is she cute? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:26:18):
The digital performer has been billed as the world's first
artificial intelligence movie star, and talent agencies are reportedly lining
up to represent her.

Speaker 1 (02:26:27):
Huh, it's not. It's it's incredible. It looks like a
human being acting.

Speaker 5 (02:26:33):
But the Screen Actors Guild says, quote, creativity is and
should remain human centered.

Speaker 1 (02:26:39):
Well, of course, you know they could put this in
a TV show if they Why do we have to
worry about that? It doesn't seem like have you It
looks entirely now, but you understand why it can't continue.
It's gonna continue. I don't think it is. I I
don't either. I don't think anybody has to fear. I've

(02:26:59):
got more faith and allow. Yeah, but that Hollywood doesn't
make all movies. There'll be someone will, There'll be independent
films that are made with I think I think independent
film would be the ones who really would be against it. Hmm.
But I mean, but have you seen this, pat Have
you seen Tillie Norman? I have, And you think it's

(02:27:22):
real looking? It looks very Yeah, it does, but it's
not gonna It's not going. You know how she got
the gig? Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, she slept
with Harvey Weinstein and that so she got her gig.

Speaker 5 (02:27:36):
Yes, I'd have done the other one, Bob Weinstein, the
other joke. In a statement, the Union said Norwood is
not an actor, but a computer generated character trained on
the work of real performers without permission or compensation.

Speaker 1 (02:27:55):
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't. I just don't see this
being a huge threat.

Speaker 5 (02:27:59):
I mean, it's every it's all over social media.

Speaker 1 (02:28:01):
There's it's constant and I see the studio or anybody
involved having this go forward. Nobody's going to work with
exactly no one.

Speaker 7 (02:28:10):
Yeah, no one's and no audience members are clamoring for
the next Tilly Norwood movie.

Speaker 1 (02:28:15):
But it certainly will be floating all over the internet.
That's fine. You can go on the internet right now
and you can tell one of the AI programs you
want to have Adolf Hitler as the drummer for the Beatles,
And what a what a brilliant comedic choice. He's really
killing it today. Ever since we checked in with Europe

(02:28:38):
the Middle. He got his eye on Ringo because you know,
and none of them are blonde. So okay, I've got
ava on my fingers. Miss Hooker, what else she got?

Speaker 5 (02:29:01):
Let's get to this Nirvana story. The man who appeared
on Nirvana's Nevermind album cover Is a Baby has lost
yet another legal battle.

Speaker 1 (02:29:10):
Stop the little baby guy.

Speaker 5 (02:29:13):
The album cover depicts mister Eldin when he was four
months old, naked and swimming towards a dollar bill hooked
on a fishing line.

Speaker 1 (02:29:19):
By the way, is venus embarrassingly small? Tiny right like
a Baby's?

Speaker 5 (02:29:25):
US district judge dismissed the lawsuits. The judge dismissed the
lawsuit filed by thirty two year old plaintiff mister Spencer
Elden get a Job Spence, alleging that the nineteen ninety
one album cover is child pornography.

Speaker 1 (02:29:45):
All right, the doesn't he just go to these conventions
and exactly what that's true? Why is clean the thing
about this? This guy for years did that. He made
a real big deal. Hey, I'm the guy that was
in when I was a baby.

Speaker 5 (02:30:03):
That was me, The judge Saiden is ruling. Other than
the fact that the plaintiff was nude on the album cover,
nothing claims. Nothing comes close to bringing the image with
a child pornography statute.

Speaker 1 (02:30:16):
So yeah, come on, parents are there?

Speaker 5 (02:30:19):
Yes, that's it. Says that too. He has claimed that
the continued use of the image caused and continues to
cause him serious injury, including but not limited to, physical, psychological, financial,
and reputational damage.

Speaker 1 (02:30:33):
It's just so stupid. Parents. Yeah, they're the ones that
put you in the photo. No one knows. No one
would know if he kept saying it was me, yeah,
because any of us could well of a certain age,
you could walk up and go this is me, right,
the judge also, you should.

Speaker 5 (02:30:53):
The judge also noted that mister Elden's parents were present
at the photo shoot and that mister Elden has embraced
and financially benefited from being featured on the album cover
for many years.

Speaker 7 (02:31:04):
This does bring something up, though. I I've never talked
about this, but it is true. There were some rumors
circulating and I am here to verify that I was
the bee in the blind Melon video. Yeah man, yeah
it was a girl.

Speaker 1 (02:31:25):
No, it was me. Was part of the joke. So
so Hitler's and the Beatles to see and what's down?
He's on drugs, got his iron ringo. So anyway, this
jerk doesn't get the money. No good for that, judge. Yeah, well,

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It's a few minutes. Hey, welcome back to the Bobin
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How are you? I'm fine, I'm good. Just looking over
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of those days where you should do something really positive
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(02:34:43):
do my best. What is a claim to be the
first train robbery in US history? Took place in eighteen
sixty six by hmmm, Jesse, the James Gang, Butch and Sundance,
the Reno. There's a great Minnesota Northfield raid.

Speaker 6 (02:35:02):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:35:04):
Yeah, so I was not anower of that.

Speaker 19 (02:35:08):
R was I?

Speaker 1 (02:35:08):
As you can tell by my wrong answer. Yeah, and
I would have it. I would certainly have had it,
would have had it wrong as well? How about this one?
And eighteen eighty nine Thomas Edison showcased his uh stolen
idea his movie The first modern movie. Hmm, so of
course it was a porno. DA's very yeah. Oh yeah.

(02:35:31):
How by the way, how how long do you think
it was before it was almost immediate?

Speaker 7 (02:35:35):
I went to the Sex Museum in Amsterdam and they
have some photos and stills and some footage of the
the and they were exactly around that times.

Speaker 1 (02:35:46):
Crazy. As soon as someone got ahold of it, it's
it's like the movie auto focus. As soon as they
had him. The rest of this is just very depressing.
It's got all kinds of strikes and awful birthdays. Yeah, no,
there we go, Uh Servantes, Oh, don Quixote, but no,

(02:36:11):
who was that? No, what's Servantes? Roxanne? Miguel don Quixote,
don Quillo? That's how about this one? George Westinghouse westing House,
of course, you can be sure it's George Westinghouse. Uh oh,
there's a good one. Enrico Fermie, I thought that was

(02:36:33):
last week.

Speaker 5 (02:36:34):
I thought it was too he just reads whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (02:36:36):
I meant you mentioned last week. I thought, I think
that's because that was the day they developed something. What
is Italian? Italian? Are we going to be tested on this? Yeah,
there's one. This is the only reason it's worth reading. Brumo,
Sam Martino. Who's that the famous classic wrestler? Wow? How old?

(02:37:01):
Oh yeah, very yeah, okay, yeah that that era of
wrestling gotcha beat in face? But now we get some
beat in face? Oh yeah, Bruno looked ross. Uh Ian McShane,
the fine actor, that's horrific, he's wonderful. Yeah, and uh
the great coach Tony Dungee. Then how about Elizabeth Shu

(02:37:26):
Yes's great uh fine actress? Russell Uh no, sorry, Zachary Levi,
Oh yeah, Shazam Yeah yeah right, yeah, that's him and
he was Chuck on that show on NBC. That was
an entertaining show, was it? Yeah? Okay? But do we

(02:37:47):
have time to do this toilet seat survey? This is
because I think we all are concerned about this. Are
they covered in poop and pee? Do you think it's safety?
Will you sit on a public toilet seat? Yeah? Man,
I I give it a good uh once over? Do
what you off?

Speaker 19 (02:38:04):
I do?

Speaker 1 (02:38:04):
I do?

Speaker 2 (02:38:05):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:38:05):
Yeah? I you gave a good once over by pingle
that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:38:14):
Health experts are reporting that yes, it is safe to
sit down on public toilets. Molecular biologists doctor Lottie to
Howry of Bond University explain that healthy skin offers a
protective barrier from germs that could be on a toilet seat.

Speaker 7 (02:38:29):
So healthy skin, healthy skin, Yeah, les you probably don't
want to use lesions.

Speaker 5 (02:38:35):
A recent study also showed public toilet seats often have
fewer germs than other locations in public bathrooms, such as
door handles, faucet knobs, and flush level.

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
I know it. Do you grab the towel to touch
the flusher?

Speaker 19 (02:38:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:38:53):
I usually use the bottom of my shoe hmm.

Speaker 7 (02:38:58):
And uh, then when I go to turn on because
people don't think about this, when you turn on the sink,
that's got to be the germy as part of the
whole process. So I use a paper towel to turn
on the sink.

Speaker 1 (02:39:10):
Then if you washed, and you wash your hands thoroughly
and then use the paper towel to turn it off,
that's exactly right. That's why I don't wash my hands
in the bathroom. I wait till I get home. Probably
better off, especially if you're having lunch.

Speaker 19 (02:39:22):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (02:39:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:39:24):
However, the biggest problem isn't sitting. It's what happens when
toilets are flushed, when you flush without a lid, a
toilet plume. Shoot, yeah, this is a This wouldn't be
an issue for you, but for girls, alarmist like those
toilets automatically flush while you're still sitting there sometimes, and

(02:39:45):
that's for a girl that's different.

Speaker 1 (02:39:47):
Josh. You it's almost like having your own bidet. If
you flush the toilet while you're sitting on it, you
realize that that that's that toilet. I'm not worrying about
it for whatever reason. I'm not.

Speaker 7 (02:39:56):
I I always flush. I am the courtesy flush king. Yeah,
while you're on, Yes, I mean almost. Sometimes one of
my favorite games is to try to flush as it's
hitting the water.

Speaker 1 (02:40:08):
Is that right? Yes? So that is just a straight shot.

Speaker 10 (02:40:12):
So what do you do to you?

Speaker 1 (02:40:14):
You set up a camera so you can make sure
you're doing it. That has been down and look between
my legs. All right, you've you've almost You've given me
something to think about.

Speaker 5 (02:40:26):
These droplets can contain bacteria viruses from the toilet hole
and travel up to eight feet.

Speaker 1 (02:40:31):
Josh is exactly this sounds. It's like something Tom would
be an alarmist about. This is some scientists. Well, as
you'reine crystallizing in the hands blower, that's a common commonly
known Now I have a question. Have you seen in
the last few years? I haven't Kathleen Turner, Yeah, a
show do you remember? Do you remember the remember the

(02:40:54):
ones where it was a giant circular towel. Yes, and
it was in this big white thing in the wall,
and you what happened to pull down? And then and
then now I found out about those. I love those.

Speaker 7 (02:41:05):
So they actually were not going in a circle, it
was being wound up as you do at some point.
So it's like if you took a paper towel and
you unraveled it and taped that first paper towel to
a roll, right so that it's it's being re rolled
on a different roll.

Speaker 1 (02:41:24):
Okay, it's like a scroll kind of I see. Yeah,
but I was always wondering when you get it, because
that's awful. Those are I haven't seen one of those
in years. I saw what about five years ago, and
I couldn't believe it. So they take it out of
there and go wash it somehow, or yes, no, they
just put it back up.

Speaker 7 (02:41:41):
From the looks of the ones I used, probably, but
the idea is that they remove it and go wash
it and then yeah, but those no thanks, get rid
of the just I think.

Speaker 1 (02:41:51):
What I liked about the story was just the phrase
of toilet plume. I know that sounds like it's like
something a peacock would have. Oh, look at the lovely
toilet plum. Well, thank you very much. These are the
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