The BOB & TOM Show - October 7, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I was watching TV with my buddy's TV when we
saw the strange this thing. It was so compelling. A
woman was selling Maxi pads. I've had wings. I turned
the channel three and what did I see? A woman
who looked real rich. She was living on the hill

(00:49):
and pitching bad yourself for the special femininitis. I tried
once more and I turned the channel four, and I
was shocked. I must fists.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
A gal who's.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Chunky said, when she smelling funky.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
She just squirts it with fd S.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Well, it's on every stage. It's plugging up the nation
with heaven and hygiean heads. Juice is annointments and obg appointments.
And don't forget your.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Maxi pads because they have wings to fly.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Let's give it a try. It's them and hygiene.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, Ma, Mama and a daughter walking by the water.
Somebody don't feel fresh? Monastat seven, put her back in
heaven across the yeast. Really make a mess.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Age.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Debutante looking for a lubricant. They still can hear her voice.
Mama done told her. When a woman gets older, the
thin downstairs don't stay most.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Well, it's on every station, and over saturation of feminine hygiene, dings,
creams and lotions and old emotions and all the water
she retains.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's so insane this game. There's too many names for
feminine hygiene.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Why do we have to view all.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
That stuff girls go through? It's really got must reeling.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Let's give those ads we see atrectomy on.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Make them more repeally costing on every station.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
And oversaturationan in hajean as, juices and ointments and obg appointments,
screams and lotions and all her emotions.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Summer's even Mason.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Hill and if you whit you tried to sell, go
tax tampax, Guyna court and ye sticks nor forms, pam friend,
feminine can read whence boat, trim mine of for when
you're suicidal, monas Dad fans dad, a plug for this, a.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Pat for that. This goes on and on. It's so
mansaye to me.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
It's on by TV.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
It's feminine hygie.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's on by TV. It's feminine hygiene.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Hello, it's the collar there, good morning, Hello Americans and
Canadian friends and the ships all around the world, around
the world. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker
at the Silent Insurance News desk.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
New Hairdoo every day. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
You you you you declare it and it becomes true,
don't you.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yesterday was kind of a Larry fine Ish curl. Today
it's more of a.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
You're getting close to the Hey, do you look like
NASCAR driver Jimmy Spencer?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, looks cute. I like it.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Thanks?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hi, Josh? How are you? I was doing pretty good?

Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's East Cosby. We're Uh, where is Pat
going to be here today?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
No? Pat's sick? What's what happened? He's CP CEP dug.
Him's a tire will God. I talked to him yesterday.
You'll be a CEP dug. Pat, come on. He wasn't
feeling it, wasn't feeling well, and I urged him not
the community because I don't want everybody to get sick.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
You know what's happening is have you guys been a
like the family and a lot of COVID symptoms but
no positive tests, So I don't know what's going.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
We've had two positive tests here in the our little studios.
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, it's like the flu nowt I tested I tested
positive when I for two weeks after I got it,
and I felt fine.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Well, the larger point is I don't want to reminds
me of the time I had syphilis and really bought
the nail diggit in Cuba. Oh man, me and him
and Roth are down there. Yeah, now we're baking open
a casino.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
We began with Todd Young in the Feminine Hygiene song.
That Guy's nuts one of the funniest live shows I've
ever seen. Toddy Guys. The guy is nuts. Really, Oh
it's he's hilarious. The reason I played it is because
we had a story yesterday that has was yesterday sparked

(05:55):
a lot of email and yeah. The story involved a
woman who apparently a distinguished firefighter in Orange County, Florida.
Her name is Gabriel Franz, and according to the Volusia
County Sheriff's Office, she threw more than one hundred tampons

(06:15):
into the yard of her ex boyfriend to Land, Florida,
and the tampons were quote red stained thrown into the
victim's yard.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
If that had happened to me, and I've I've had
personal effects cut up as a relationship was ending. Really
high school yearbooks torn apart.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Man really grills at the curve, you're washing a Redskins
barbecue grill tossed that.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Was left at the curve. That's just knowing that would
be No, that's terrible, but I would have thought that
was kind of funny. All the one hundred tampons. Yeah,
I know, to involve the laws.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, that's well.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
She was charged with stalking, so I think there were
some other things.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Security cameras captured her throwing the quote red stained tampons
into the victim's yards.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
I'm with Josh Josh hit on this yesterday. He must
have said something or done something.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
That about her.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
I imagine he was insensitive and inappropriate at the wrong time.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
And hence there are some guys and I don't have
this gene like I don't. I don't care to see
two women go at it. But I know a lot of.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Guys like that. Yeah, I'm with you, chick. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
But and I think Tom has the same You use
it's okay, well you guys want to do Yeah, but
I mean, I'm knocking into it. But I don't really
care about that time of the month. I mean, no,
it's yeah, what do you.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
But there are guys who don't even touch exactly campon
boxes like tampon Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, silly, Yes, totally freaked out. But to go back
one thought there, Yeah, el and I don't have that
two women at the same time thing. We like to
disappoint just one at one at a time. You know,
that's true.

Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yeah, that's absolutely the truth in any event, the longer
it is stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
This so, first of all, this one letter that makes
a pretty good point. Apparently this news report says more
than one hundred tampons.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
That's a lot.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Yeah, well we found out what a case was, one
hundred and twelve. Yeah, and it's in a it's in
a front yard. I mean it's not you know, front
yard covered in tampons. That's like thousands, and it's not clear.
It does indicate they were read. It does not indicate
whether or not they were somehow used or colored after
the fact.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Idea Michael kind enough to write, He says, to your
Bomb and Tom show, you missed the worst part of
the tampon story. Somebody had to count them all and
pick them up, So I assume that would be considered
a biohazard, right they live it indeed had men, you'd
have to look. I mentioned this yesterday. Good news she's

(09:07):
not pregnant. HM for this guy. I think she's really
kind of hot, even though she's got the Halloween hair.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
That is interesting because she's not raal thin the way
you tend to grab it.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
She's a bad she's a firefighter. She's shit and you know, strong.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
And she's got that that look in her eye, like
you know, she could go crazy at any second.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Don't you like a little dirty leg? Every now and then?

Speaker 7 (09:32):
I I to speed things along, I'm going to say, yes, yes,
I do you know someone who's uh.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Get down and dirty with you? Is that what you want?
You mean?

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Like unshowered?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, like a little must I don't think he knows
what he means when he says, do I know exactly
what I mean? I just can't verbalize it without offending
a lot of people. You like you like the musky Uh?
Like a woman? Dirty leg means something is dripping down
the lege. No, no, no, no, no, just uh not a debutante

(10:05):
type the kind that I grew, the kind of white trash.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
From a socio economic standpoint, it would be not necessarily
white trash. Someone lesser than you I don't mean that.
Perhaps the help is what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yea begging the maid. That's exactly right, that's what I do.
We have that photograph of her again. She has that
kind of a Corilla Deville thing going. She's gota does.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Where her hair parts. It's dyed blonde.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I love stuff like that. She parts it in the
side and it's dyed jet black on one side and
blonde in the other. But she's really attractive. Look at
that face, nice cheek bones.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
I bet if she smiled she would be very pretty.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I was just thinking that. And she looks kind of muscular, lunch.
She's she's a firefighter. She's a badass.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
You want somebody to boss you around, I've forty got it.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Where have you been? I forgot? In any event, we
have another this This is from Cicero, New York. I've
been enjoying the show for thirty years. I was surprised Tom,
especially you, during the story about the woman who was

(11:17):
angrily retaliating with tampons at our ex boyfriend's house. I
can't believe you didn't say she was caught red handed. Well,
thank you, John, and I appreciate that well, so anyway,
we'll see what happens. So was she do you remember

(11:38):
what the charge was? Stalking?

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Yeah, okay, stalking is a big deal, right, I think.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (11:45):
I don't know if you're gonna be charged with stalking
for one incident or not. Yeah, because the story doesn't
say anything about prior thing.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
I'll watch those date lines and that'll be going back
and forth if somebody ends up dead, obviously, but one
will text the other like twenty thousand times a day
or something.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's nuts. Yeah, those are the ones that are scary. Yeah.
Oh well, coming up a kastaki ekonomopolis with our NFL
report and quinnch Legal Slego. That's a good question, Hushineffer.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Cord, Yeah, Quinnchlegel, Schlegel.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
We'll look forward to talking to quick dirty Lego. Okay,
but very good, very good. We also have on gosh
number of fascinating things in the in the news, including
a world record that found by Chick McGee. So I
won't Oh and we had Monday Night footy last night.
Uh oh, I like footy. Yeah, we're gonna start calling
it footy. I don't, uh.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
Jaguars when uh twenty three seconds left. Trevor Lawrence, is
that movie star Diane Lane.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
No, Laura Dern. Laura Dern heard Dian Lane's daughter, Laura Durn.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
We'll have a photographic comparison improved that they're not they
are the same person.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
They went thirty one to twenty eight last night, beating
the Kansas City Chiefs the shoe. This week eight and six,
I'm back on the positive territory. Yeah, and uh, Dodgers
and Brewers win yesterday. And the baseball they're both two
O leads and their series against the Cubs and the Phills.
Okay to you time.

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(13:45):
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We're gonna come right back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts
for all your carcare needs. Get the parts and service
you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly
Auto Parts. At the SILAC Insurance News Desk. It's Jess Hooker. Hello,
there's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosmey, Pat Godwin under the weather,

(16:50):
I'm Chick. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. Good friend of
mine is about to have a baby.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, he and his wife are ever the first baby whoa,
And there are several issues I've been trying to help
him out with. Well that sounds are you talking about preparing? Yeah,
well they don't have a bathtub, Like yeah, is this
like when you.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Here somebody's buying a house, you stick your nose in
and tell them what they should do before they purchase house.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, exactly like that, Oh, Tom, leave these poor people alone.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
They he has experienced.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
No, but it's all the wrong. Okay, they don't have
a bathtub in their house.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Yeah, so the kid grows up taking a shower.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I love that. I had no shower till I was
like twenty three. Yeah, but no, but this is the opposite.
They have a kitchen sink. Thank you. That's the first
thing I said, How big is the kitchen sink? And
that'll that'll get you buy for a while. Yeah, you
got to, of course, be extraordinarily cautious cleaning your sink
when you're well and before. Yeah. So he had a

(17:57):
guy come over to estimate sticking a bathtub in there,
and it was fifteen thousand dollars. Oh my god. Yeah,
and I said, not worth it. You'll be you're better
selling your house and moving to a place with a
bathtub tubs. Yeah, that's exactly what I think. You can
get these little portable tubs and then stick a thing

(18:18):
on your foster.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Anyway, I want that tub that I think it was
Clint Eastwood got a got a bath and a woman
and some.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Hotel on the Sandy Dennis.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Now I bring this up only because of this news story.
This exact thing I think happened to a lot of people.
And my question is is this still happening? This guy,
excuse me? This lady, Tammy writes. She's from West Virginia.
She writes, years ago, our baby monitor would pick up

(18:55):
our neighbor's phone calls. The calls consisted of his wife,
always complaining to someone about her husband, usually regarding activities
in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. We
of course never told our neighbors. We could hear her talking.
I was too embarrassed, but it was very difficult to
face her after that.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
I've heard that baby monitors and the cordless phones would often.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, is that still a thing?

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Well, I don't. I don't think so, because baby monitors
aren't around anymore. Everything's on your phone. You have, you
have a monitor in the room, but it comes over
your wifie. It's not that signal.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Like yeah whatever, that frequency whatever the hell was two
point four gig Because my old house, which is I
know this is hard. My old house was built of concrete.
The whole thing. It's a long story, but really it
was the guy that built in nineteen twenty eight or
something was a concrete guy anyway, nothing would penetrate the walls.

(19:58):
So when we wanted to get baby monitors if few
years back, oh yeah, we found this is really kind
of odd. The cheapest one we could get was the
only one that worked. Yeah, so I assume it was
emitting some kind of gamma rays that were cutting through
the rebar. I'd just be curious if anybody knows if
the current baby monitors are still doing that, because I
would think that you wouldn't want them all to come

(20:20):
through your phone, because if you're in the bedroom sleeping,
you don't want to have your phone on the one.
I don't know, but we did experience that where we.

Speaker 8 (20:28):
Would hear I think phones have changed so much. Yeah
there you go. Oh, I see you're still thinking you're
not getting that cordless you know with the antenna phone.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
Use remember that the landline and the wireless phone, the
antenna you had to pull out when you made a call.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
And yesterday I saw this a a brand new I
won't say what model, a brand new suv had a
regular antenna on.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
It, like a Bendi, Yeah, like a whip bandenna.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
It was black, kind of a semi off road suv.

Speaker 8 (21:03):
I wonder if it was a because I won't police
cars and stuff still have those. Oh yeah, maybe maybe
it was undercover.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Do you ever see one of those guys who and
Ham radio enthusiasts. Oh yeah, and he has a base
station in his car. Yes, and every now and again
that insane antenna on the roof. It's like twenty feet tall.
But he's got it from the front bumper to the back.
That was my neighbor, except the problem was he didn't
have a personality. Oh yeah, the kid the capability of

(21:31):
getting in his car and talking to someone in you know, Chad,
Nigeria and Turkey.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well, I can put a new pen in the map. Okay,
here we go. I'll talk to someone in Mozambique. Now here.
This is for you, chick. Okay. You asked yesterday about
the phrase as the crow flies? Right? You ever use
that in day to day conversation? And one of our
favorite writers ramone. Right. Someone asked what part of Orlando
I lived in, and I said, I live about a

(21:57):
mile from Disney World. As the crow flies. However, driving
to the Magic Kingdom takes at least fifteen minutes. Yes,
sure so, because the access roads go the long run.
So if he happened to be a crow, it would
be a quicker, quicker journey.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
I think, isn't isn't Disney in the process of buying
up all of Florida, I thought was not a thing
they're doing.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
That'd be okay with me. Really, I wish they'd buy
the Bahamas. You said that a long time ago. Oh yeah,
it did be much better. Do you ever fly into
Nassau and you this is true, Josh, trust me on this,
and you look out the window, big time belly laugh
every time, and there is a the fuselage of a
plane that crashed there, just sitting in the runway. Wow,

(22:39):
that's a thing for I don't know, public relations. Should maybe,
I don't know, get twelve guys in a couple of
trucks and move that thing. Maybe it's a reminder for
the pilot, don't let this happened to you. Disney would
never allow that. They had that been cleaned up before
you'd know it.

Speaker 8 (22:56):
You go over there, a mile of Disney is the
crow flies is problematic because from I understand, Disney and
Crows have had somewhat of a tough history.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's true. I didn't think it'd go that way.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
They're working on that. I thought I saw everything. I
saw an elephant fly.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
We do have what really pretty funny as the crow
flies walking story for Disney World. Oh, part of the show.
Dave Dugan, a comedian, was with us once and he
decided we were one particular part of I guess one
of the hotels, and he figured he could walk. He
saw this place in the distance. Oh yeah, I thought
he could walk there. No, he walked through a swamp.

(23:31):
And yeah. It's like when you're in Vegas, as Chick
said the other day, when you're in Las Vegas. You
see I could walk there. I see that place right there.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Yeah, there's Caesar's. It's right over there, nine miles later. Yeah,
it ten degrees. This is an email from Justin in Pandora, Ohio.
I hope they don't have any boxes there that they're
going to open all the troubles.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
And bring okay.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
During Monday Show, talking to Greg Warren, Tom asked if
lazy boy chairs could get stuck in the recline position.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Remember that.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Yeah, In my grandmother's elderly years, my mother went and
bought their mom a nice powered electric chair to make
it easier for her to relax. The night the chair arrived,
it was set up, there was a thunderstorm, the power
was knocked out, the chair folded her up, did not
did not have a manual override, and Grandma was stuck

(24:32):
until the power returned. Moral of the story, make sure
your powered recliners have a battery backup. Thank you, justin.
That's like being stuck on an escalator.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Isn't it. I well, that's kind of the reason. I
asked a very good friend of mine's mom who was
just turned ninety six, that's ridiculous, get out. She didn't
have her monitor thing whatever you call that thing you
wear the medical life. Yeah. Yeah, if you have elderly parents,

(25:07):
please get them one of those. She was stuck in
her chair for more than twenty four hours. And she
has a neighbor lady that comes and checks on her,
and they found that she was She's okay now, but
she could not get she couldn't get out. Did she
poop h ill? Did she call her pants? I'll call
Mark and ask him, But she pooped her. She's a

(25:27):
lovely she's a lovely woman. Still drives. Oh just smells
like poop. Little still drive? Yeah, ninety six year old woman.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
He puts to the end of the driveway and back.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
No, no, no, she still Why does the tow truck
just follow her around? Jesus, she's she does a very
nice You're going to.

Speaker 7 (25:47):
Be one of those people are never going to give
up their driver's license, im right.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
You see look at listen to that run over a cup.
That was a hitchhiker, right. He wasn't in the middle
of the road, He was on his port.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Another friend of mine, his dad was in a what
do you call it, like a memory care facility and
set the name of that where his dad had some
dementia issues, which is sad, but he was being taken
care of and he was when he first got there,
he was having screaming fits one day and one night
and they you know, they got to go away. They

(26:22):
sent they sent my buddy home to get his dad's wallet.
They gave him his wallet and he was fine, Oh wow,
isn't that crazy? Yeah, but I mean, you know, and
he would get he would get dressed. Do you still
carry a wallet?

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Kind of yeah, I didn't, But I mean that isn't
the issue. It's not the issue. It just it was
It's like, oh, I'm just thinking of hy.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Giving them a personal item, making them feel like they
feel like He said.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
He would get dressed in a suit and tie and
say he was going downtown to go to a place
that was no longer there with to meet two friends
for lunch that were both dead, but he didn't quite
understand that they were deceased.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yeah, in that in that situation, and you have to
enter their reality. It's a lot like working with you, guys.
We have to enter your reality like we we don't
fight with you, We just go Yet, Oh, that's.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
That's exactly humor met.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Yeah, what item or am I going to have to
hand you here in two or three years that you're
gonna calm down.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
About the microphone because you're not. Oh, that's right. I'll
have in my little suite at the Memory place, I'll
have a microphone set up. Put it in front of you.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Yeah, just put it in front of the window.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
Yes, that's another million dollar Morning Chick has Sports chick.
Oh he died nine years ago. Oh boy, that's his
that's his shame.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
And yet the sports casts are better. That's funny.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
So, by the way, I'd like to thank uh, they
did not give me the name of the guy who
sent this. But it's from a place called gem Gem
Gem Awards, and I think it's in Utah if I
go by the area code. They sent me a plaque
that says chick McGee sports guy.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
You know, I noticed that this morning. It's it's gorgeous,
it's brand. Oh it's like one of those desk plaques.
You'd have it if if you were in mad Men.
But this is like for like CEO.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah yeah, on the desk heavy ye don draper. So
I stand corrected.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
When I had the latest nervous breakdown, I said, I'm
not the sports guy.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
What is sports?

Speaker 7 (28:19):
So I am the sports guy. That's what the signs
is that engraved? No, it's just a plaque. Things were
even nicer. Yeah, it's very not.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh that's good. You don't have one. No I don't.
It doesn't. But when I moved to the old folks
in the dementia ward, I'm going to have one that
they'll get a big neon one right behind me. I
do have three plaques.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
They say something different.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, yeah they do. I forget what the other two says.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
One says I think Shenanigan.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Does it say no, it's something like the dangling Dick
or something. Okay, oh, the swinging Dick of Ohio.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Yeah yeah, And then this one says broadcast legend. Well,
I just keep coming to work and nobody's told me
to go home.

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Maybe very much, Prize Picks, this is your hint. Coming up,
we have some rush the banned news. Oh that's right,
they're touring right. Yeah, that's exciting. Wow.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
I don't know if that's uh. I mean they'd make
a change that they might have made quite a decision.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'll explain how broadcasting works. It's called the teaser, or
in this case, not a spoiler. When we come back
to the O'Reilly Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (30:53):
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Speaker 7 (31:02):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess
Hooker here, I am. She's at the news desk. There's
Josh Arnold. Uh huh, Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGhee Today
Kustaki will check in week five of the NFL heard
all our feelings was stronger than dirt, and we'll talk
with comedian Quinn.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Slreddy's bo is stronger than dirt. And now here's Tom
bullied bully the child. Yeah, sure to.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
Poor Freddy would cry his self to sleep on his
filthy little pillow each night.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I had nothing to do with it. Smelly, smelly pillow.
Let's get back to our letters.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
Here's a letter about circus peanuts. Ah, very divisive, hideous candy.
Quite in fact, so divisive. We're gonna go divisive. Oh yeah,
that's one step above devisive. Really, the divisive candy. Circus peanuts,
Jack writes in from Lynden, Pennsylvania. All right, named after

(32:01):
the great Barney Miller. How that's right?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Is it spelled I N D L I N D
E N. Yeah, that's how he says.

Speaker 8 (32:11):
He talked to somebody on Facebook who uses circus peanuts
as slippers for her kids, Barbie dolls.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
You know what that works?

Speaker 8 (32:22):
He says, As far as I'm concerned, that's the only
good use for them.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Move, is it? Did you see? Is it your dad
that loved Circus peanuts? He did, loved him, and he
loved him stale.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yes, And he wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
This was like a once every three or four year thing.
He wouldn't. He was never. He wasn't constantly munching Circus peanuts.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
I'll get them at the gas station and eat one,
really and then I'm done.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, okay, you do kind of microwave trick to those?

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Oh do those blow up in the microwave like a marshmallow?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I hope they must.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
That'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, I'll have to test that. I'm not sure. Coming up,
we do have candy and the news.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Is it good candy or Circus peanuts or no, it's
a Boston Baked beans or gummy bears or those aren't candy,
that's hideous.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Did you do the candy? And when you were done
trick or treating as a kid, did you do the
candy exchange? You threw everything on the floor and then
you trade. Yeah, my brothers and he was alone. I
was an only child, a lonely only child. Friends, you
had friends? Right, go on? Not all that money?

Speaker 10 (33:27):
Now?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Did you? Did you trick or treat in your neighborhood? Yes? Oh,
by myself.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
One year I went to I went to a house
and I looked at my bag and I said, all
I gave me a rock.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Oh now what maybe? Maybe are you a ghost with
many holes?

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Many many I couldn't decide on where to put the
holes in the seet.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, are you sure this is? That might be am
I Charlie Brown, That might.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Be Charlie Brown.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
There was a legendary year when one of the guys
down on Hardwick Road once again. Tom's memories are everyone's memories. Everybody.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
He sets up everything except his memories because he assumes.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Go ahead, you and Hardwick Road. You set up a
tent and they had thank you for ruining the story.
They set up a tent and they had hot dog.
I mean it was lie. That's great, it was so cool. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
We had a listener right in last week and say
that they bought a what's the spinny.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Cotton candy machine?

Speaker 5 (34:28):
They had a cotton candy machine and they sit there
and make cotton candy for each kid that cut a
trick or treaters every year, that's what they hand out.
I had cotton candy at the football game on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, you don't approve of that, shosh I I don't.

Speaker 8 (34:42):
When I was trick or treating, I don't think I'd
want to carry around a cotton candy. Well, first off,
I'm not a cotton candy guy. I wasn't even a
cotton candy kid.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
You eat it, you eat it on the run. Yeah,
I don't like it. It's too sticky. You think you
think the kids wrapped up the hot dogs and put
them in their bag. No, we stopped. They had a
hot dog.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
Yeah, and then you can kind of wipe your hand
on your when you're fine. But cotton candy, that.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Is it is a mess. It's a mess.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Now. More and more people now are parking their suv
at the bottom of the driveway, setting it up and
then they'll have a fire and uh yeah, and then
beers for the adults, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Yeah, it's a it's a whole neighborhood event.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
It's the best, not just for kids. I've passed candy on. Now.
This next letter is very short, but it does require
Wait a minute, you don't pass out candy, I said,
I love passing canon. Yeah I do.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
I thought you were passing out pencils or oh.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
No, loss yeahss pennies. Pennies. There's a guy in the
neighborhood passing out pennies. Weirdly enough, we do have, of
all things bizarre floss news this morning. Wait do you
hear this one? It may be controversial? Actually, oh, this
is from Scott. Scott writes, uh uh. He's in New

(35:57):
York state. He writes, my friend and I were looking
at the full moon through binoculars last night. All right, now,
what was the name of the moon? Right now?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
This is like the super it's a super moon. There's
three supermoons. This is the first of the three.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
It's us Yeah, but it's like a beaver ashcrack moon
or something.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
Right.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
This is as close as it's is. The next one,
the one that's as close as its November, will be
the harvest harvest moon.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
Harvest harvest is that harvest, shine on shine on harvest.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
He writes. We were looking at the full moon through baniacos.
I have one eye, uh huh, and his friend has
one eye, so she said. This woman says to him,
I guess you only have to use half the binoculars.
And I said, oh, you mean a telescope. So I
thought we would play this in his honor. Listening to

(36:52):
us with just one eye and two ears. It's a
heywood Banks. I got a gal with.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Just one eye, no depth of field. But sweet ass
Pi and I just don't carry on if a vision

(37:24):
is steraro to me, shall always be the tops, my
sweet little cycles. The one eye one I. One eye,
She's the one when I love. She's the one when

(37:45):
I when I she's the one when I love.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Now, you might one to.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
What she is thinking, because it looks like she's winking
in arguments, I yell.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
And cry, but you just can't.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
See the other side.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
It's worse than it looks it, says her mother, because
she's blind and one eye blonde in the other.

Speaker 9 (38:33):
One.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
She is the one eye one I love. She is
the one eye, one eye one I. She is the
one eye one I love. Now how it happens, she
just won't spill, was it? Sayssor sprint or William Tell

(38:58):
well that eye got put out, never found. Don't to
take a Little My Colombo Qt Pop pop punk, Sammy

(39:18):
Junior Sanded Duncan. She is the one when she's the one.
When I love, She's the one, when I one E
She's the wanna one I love. She is the one
I one, I one, She's the one one I love.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Okay with Banks and the classic one I Love sending
it out to Scott with one eye. All right, I'm
looking at the moon. Thank you very much. Well, bad news, Tom,
what's that? I lost the Nobell in physics? Oh? What?

Speaker 7 (39:50):
I think it was because I didn't fill out the paper.
It's always political and you know, just readum guys, John Clark,
Michael and John Martinis or Martinez the clowns showing quantum
tunneling in an electrical circuit.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Come on, I already debunked that.

Speaker 7 (40:09):
I thought you'd I put that in my paper. Yeah,
oh yeah, can you talk to somebody, Tom. We'll see
what we give me a Nobel price, Tom, Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
We'll see what we can do. Coming up, we have
sporting news.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
We have Jaguars win Monday Night football, last night Footy
thirty one twenty eight beating the Chiefs.

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We'll tennis be returning with lots of fascinating things going

(41:11):
on in the world of news and sports. From the
Arali Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob A Top Show. Jess
Lookert the Silac Insurance News Desk. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.
Ace was mad at me Ace Cosmo No no, because
I didn't know how to run things.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Hey, joined the club. I've been here a long time.
I'm chick. Hello, Tom. These buttons are very confusing. Tom.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
We have a friend in the eye business. He's a
great eye doctor. Do you think he could fashion for
me prescription steampunk sunglass?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Oh? Yeah, you know, I know what you mean. But
you want to explain. Steampunk is kind of a.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
It's like old timey technology, sort of retro.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
What's the what's the movie that had all the steam?
Wild Wild West had a ton of it? What was
the recent one cartoon? Hmmm, I'm forgetting. But it's like
very elaborate.

Speaker 8 (42:13):
Yeah, essentially modern day technology. But run on Steam is
sort of the like it's it's ancient and new. So
you'd like like.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
A really cool pair of like cast iron, Yes, and
they're like totally round with like bronze.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
Yeah, and rivets around. Yeah, lots of lots.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Of rivet We can get that done. I have a
fake pair, but uh, with your prescription in it, i'd
like to get Yeah, maybe I could just take in
the fake pair and get Yeah, that would be interesting.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Right now, it's that time too. No, it's not Dear
Bob and Tom show. Uh, this is from Chris. I
get the feeling that if Tom ran an Airbnb, the
above would be stocked with Bear aspirin, Cotex, Sanca coffee,
Ivory soap, right Guard, Johnson's, and Johnson Baby shampoo, because

(43:11):
that's all he talks about our sixties products.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
There'd be some meta muscal in there.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Meta musle, Tide, Oh yeah, you gotta have tide, ivory soap.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
And what do you use to dishwasher down? Don or
even the dishwasher?

Speaker 7 (43:27):
What about the little the pellets, pilots, the tablets, wow, uh.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Finish is that one that is? That's that's what I use?
Oh that's you have no smears? I gets no water spots. Yeah, yes,
my favorite, my favorite dish washing thing. They don't make anymore,
at least I can't find what was his name. They
were those little baskets. There were those baskets that you'd
put in the dishwasher that had the uh the you

(43:54):
know what is this that you put that fluid in
the little thing eating?

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Which never that never worked. I hate that thing. I
love the basket. No, I love the basket. Now there's
a special slot and you're supposed to put the what
is that stuff called? It's like a rint rinse aid. Yeah,
but it never works. Yeah, huh, it never works. No,
millions and millions of dollars to manufacture, advertise. What what

(44:20):
issue do you have with? Pardon? What's what's? How does
it not work? It's for sale and the product never works. Oh,
it's called like a cove. I just I prefer the
ones that you know, the ones they had the little
basket and you'd put it in there and it would overtime.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I don't know that. Yeah, a little plastic basket the
size of the golf ball and you'd put it in
your dishwasher and it would it would put the rinse
aid out slowly. N okay. Hot water was yeah, some
sort of. It's not for the detergent, it's for the
it's for the rinsing. Okay, yeah, but I use.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
During the rent socert is where your water sparks spots
are formed.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
I always thought the water spots were formed during the
drying part. So what I do is I open up
with when the washers. When dishwashers finished, I immediately and
all that steam gets let out and I get no
water spots.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Then is that price?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Yeah, I've seen that or you can stick a dry
dish towel in there and close it and that absorbs
it something.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh these are all great, great tip. Oh yeah, I
like that. We all have our systems. Yeah, well I
don't have a freezer anymore. Yeah, we got you gotta
get on that. Try. We're trying to find the part
for my get a new freeze. It is brand new.
We get another one. Well it's cost more than my car.
Well it's a sub zero. Apparently that's the inventory they

(45:35):
have for parts zero.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
I need a new refrigerator. My ice maker still won't work.
But then like every six weeks or so, there's ice,
Like someone comes in and puts ice in the ice maker.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Maybe your cleaning lady is taking your eyes.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I have no doubt the cleaning lady's stealing your eyes.
I hope, so, I hope. So give her something to do.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Okay, we got a lot of emails about my sweet
potato know apple mixture astrall.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah, I was kind of baffled by it.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
That has always been that's interesting because that's a that's
a pairing that happens this season at my house. And
so we slice. We nobody else is cooking in my house,
I slice, I slice it. So I slice the potato
and then I slice the apple, and then I stack them. Okay,
all right, and then I cooked them in a cupcake

(46:25):
tin and then you have like this little stacked cute
little apples. Yeah, no, cinnamon and maple syrup, just a
little bit of that, just like a glaze on top,
and then bake it.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
It sounds pretty good, nice little fall tree. People's problems
with it though, people they're.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Familiar with a sweet potato and apple castroll. I got
two emails about that. I've never made it a cast role.
I've also seared it on the stovetop, just chopped sweet
potatoes and apples, right, little bit of butter and cinnamon. Yeah,
that's a good one to go to.

Speaker 8 (46:59):
Boy I met, And you have to throw the sweet
potatoes in well before the apples.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
No, actually I will boil them in like a like
a par boil, so they're not cooked all the way,
but then finish them and yes, okay, yeah, And they were.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Sliced a robed sweet potatoes like wood.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
It's it's insane.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah. And they're not potatoes, right, what are they tubers?

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Yeah, Tom, what's the difference between a tuber and a
potato go I have no idea desperately trying to care.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
At least it's putting effort in h I want to
make an announcement here because we didn't really tease it.
We kind of gave it away. What are you talking about? There?
We go? How about this a little bit of rush
for you? What are they up to? Those crazy Canadian cats? Well?
Are they still from Canada? Yeah? A huge announcement yesterday.

(47:56):
Do you have that over there?

Speaker 11 (47:57):
Jacks?

Speaker 5 (47:57):
The Canadian van Rush has announced they were you in tour,
five years after the death of their influential drum drummer
and lyricist Neil Peart. Rush co founders Getty Lee and
Alex Lifson revealed a twelve date, seven city tour scheduled
for the summer of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Enough cities, Yeah, and I and they've obviously Neil's deceased, right, yes,
and he's they're having a very famous drummer, Anikan. Is
it pronounced nilas.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Niles actually is? Yeah, Niles Sherman, drummer played.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
With Jeff Beck.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I know that. So she's great. Yeah. And then there's
a room they're also going to have a keyboard player
with them. Oh is that right? So it'll be uh,
instead of being a trio, it'll be four of them
up there. Italy Billy Joel. I believe whoa Billy Joel? Anyways,
the dates are a Los Angeles, Mexico City, Fort Worth, Texas, Chicago,
New York, Toronto, and Cleveland. So well, that spread out

(48:58):
over quite a long time. In June, they're only doing
a handful of dates. They don't end till mid September.
Sing me long. Yeah, So I wonder if they'll add
some more dates. It seems kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Maybe they might be testing the waters and see. Uh,
I don't know. I see all these shows selling out right, of.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Course, yeah they will. I'm sure they would.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
We say Rush has the nerdiest fan base. Yeah, and
I love Rush, but they are.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Nerds like it.

Speaker 10 (49:25):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
I watched the video of them making this announcement, and
they are. They're nerdy in a really endearing way. Sure,
and they appear like they really like each other, which
I'm a fan of because it feels like there aren't
any rock stars that age that still like each other.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
If gedny Lee came out, it made an announcement. After
the first song, he goes, Hey, we can either continue
the concert or we can all go play Dungeons and Dragons.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Half the crowd would and I would tell you.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
I would tell you they most likely would continue the concert.
But it'd be a tough decision. Okay. The people would
have to think about it.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
I would have to ask a promoter what crowd is
the most male. It's that Rush has to be up there. Yeah,
they have to have the disproportionate number of men versus
women in the audience. Yes, would be one of them.
I mean, this is one of the ones. I won't
even ask Kelly to go with me. It'll be you know,

(50:21):
find a buddy. And because she there's no sit through. Okay, Uh,
Jason wants to go. Sorry, I've only got two tickets.
You never take me anywhere. Have you seen Rush live? No,
they're great. I'll just go home and listen to Tom
Sawyer and I'm good. And I've told you the same
story fifty times, but I'll tell it again. I know
you will. Well, this is how radio works, not every well,

(50:44):
first time I saw I'll talk to you, Miss Hooker.
The guy in front of me, The entire show. Was
standing up the entire show doing the rock and roll
horn thing, screaming life, Sun is God for two hours.
I'm not sure if Alex heard him, but yeah, a great,

(51:05):
great live show. That'll be fun. So you could we
could all fly to Mexico City see the show June eighteenth.
There's no way you're going to Mexico City. How about
the Chicago the United Center JULYSA to Mexico. Okay, what
is it with Saint Louis people in Chicago? It's no,
It's me, just me, all right.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
So that's good news.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Getty Lee, Alex Livesen and company with a nice tour
for the great band Rush.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
And the men who hold high places.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I must be he the ones who What is that
is that Jack Black doing Geddy Lee? That's me doing Lee? Okay,
said to you.

Speaker 8 (51:48):
That I am a fan, but man nerdy.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I read one of Neil's books, What is it by
Tour the snow Dog or whatever the hell it is? Well,
Neil was their lyrics. He has got a couple of
great books about his touring around with his motorcycle. You'd
like you're a motorcycle person, Jess. He after a couple
of tragedies in his life ended up kind of chilling
by driving his bike all over there. It's really good stuff. Okay,

(52:14):
riveting book. If Kit harrings and then I wrote down
this road.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
If Kit Harrington, Kit Harrington came out during a rush
and said, hey, me and the rest of the cast
the Game of Thrones are signing things next door, everybody
would leave it.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
The hell with this concert Game of Thrones.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Thirty three percent of the audience would already have swords
with them to be.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yees, Has Getty soul Patch gone gray yet?

Speaker 5 (52:41):
By the way, No, I think he's done.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Okay, all right, Well, let's check in with Chicken with
mister McGee.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
You know, I bet they thought about having the tour
this year, but the Blue Jays are still in the
playoffs kicking Yankees' ass, So I bet it's no joke.
Getty is uh hanging out watching baseball like that? Yeah,
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At the news desk, there's Jess Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnold. There,
Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGhee.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Hello Tom. We've got a couple more letters here. This
comes to us from the Buckeye State. Dennis. Dennis writs,
Hello Dennis, Well, I was having major surgery. Apparently my
ex left me. My dad brought me back to my
house after my surgery. The house was empty. She took
the light bulbs and the toilet seats. Dennis, Sorry to hear.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
About that, really, Dennis, what did you do?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah, yeah, we're getting one side.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
Well, no, no, evidently he's done something while he was
having major surgery.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah, she chooses that time to leave. By the way,
do you guys remember the letter we got from somebody.
Christy was saying that when she moves to an house,
she replaces all the toilet seats. I understand that, okay,
which is weird. Remember the letter we got from the
person who puts the toilet to put the toilet seats
in their dishwasher? Oh, yeah, no I do, I do

(55:48):
remember that. Yeah? Yeah, I don't know about that. WHOA.

Speaker 7 (55:52):
No, wouldn't the paint come off at some point on
the seat?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Probably wear and tear. Yeah. I know nothing about germs
except that I fear them more than anything. And you're
going to get some kind of butt butt stuff going
on in your dish Have you ever No?

Speaker 7 (56:07):
Have you ever used a toilet scene long enough to
wear the paint away on certain areas?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
No? But that's that's that's some sand papery. Asks are
you on the where are you on the cushion toilet seat?
I kind of like it. It kind of holds the temperature.
I haven't you said? Only get that sound?

Speaker 6 (56:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
But when's the last time you sat on a on
a cushion toilet?

Speaker 11 (56:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I don't have one, I know, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
They're not around anymore.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
No, I don't, Yeah, they're not really. I didn't why
that you would never experience this. Just my aunt used
to have a the toilet seed cover the lid that
goes down. She had this like crocheted thing on it.
Oh yeah, so when you'd go in there to pee,
you would you'd have to hold onto it because it
kept flopping down. I assume they still make those, Yeah, exactly,

(56:58):
has a you cut out of it so you can
hug the toilet and then of course holds all that
pe that we boys get all over the floor, and
the lid on the back part has a But.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Every house had those when I was a kid.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
Yeah, Yeah, for sure, I still have the I have
the rug that goes around the toilet you do, yeah,
for my guests bathroom, and it's I wash it every
you know, every whenever there's a guest.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I have like one of those welcome mats in front
of my urinal. Is that right, Ace has been to
my house. I have the only concession when I built
the house is I have my own urinal.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah, But there's occasional dripage because you get that bifurcation
thing and you got to choose which stream you want
to actually hit the urinal. Yeah, the hair.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
And you haven't hair, and you haven't had hair down
there very long, you're probably.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Let's check in with the sporting scene, shall we. Yeah,
let's go ahead and do that.

Speaker 7 (57:52):
Major League Baseball playoffs yesterday snow Blake Snell allowed one
hit and six shot out and striking out nine. The
Dodgers barely turned back the Phillies late rally.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
LA wins four to three over the Phillies. In Game two.

Speaker 7 (58:08):
They have a two game to non lead and the
Brewers the brew Crew, what can I get for you
this morning? Jackson Chorio returned to the lineup a three
run homer in Game two last night against the Cubbies,
and the Brewers win seven to three. Some Milwaukee now
two game to lead. In that NFL footy last night?

(58:29):
Oh yeah, that's right, we're going with footy instead of
foot YEP, Monday night footy.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Don't do that.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
Trevor Lawrence tripped up twice. I think we kind of
sort of have the video of this play. It's unbelievable.
Tripped up, got up, scrambled for a one yard touchdown
run with twenty three seconds remaining, and the Jacksonville Jaguars,
not jag Wires, no jack Wars, beat Kansas City thirty

(58:56):
one to twenty eight. That ending halted the Jags eight
game losing streak to the Chiefs. Treva ran for two
touchdowns last night, also threw for a score and it
was his birthday. Well happy birthday, trev but he was
nearly perfect when it mattered most of the Jaguar Devin
Lloyd returned to pick six off Mahomes and the Chiefs.

(59:16):
A couple of the calls went against Kansas City last night.
Tom So, so much for that, And of course the
honeymoon's over it.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
What have they won? Two?

Speaker 7 (59:24):
Uh yeah, two and three now so But the big
news from last night, Yes, Trevor Lawrence still does look
exactly like Lord der oh ca ser and caseher wondering Simi,
there you go? And other news in the NFL, former
quarterback Mark Sanchez facing a felony battery charge for what

(59:45):
authorities say was a fight over parking. Marion County Prosecutor
Ryan Meres announced the upgraded charge yesterday, saying it carries
a potential sentence of six years in prison. The incident
apparently happened early Saturday in Indianapolis. The police have a
affidavit alleges that Sanchez, thirty eight, allegedly smells so that's

(01:00:07):
his age. Not his blood alcohol alcohol. Confronted a sixty
nine year old truck driver. The driver pulled a knife
to defend himself. The former Jet and Redskin at the time,
Pepper sprayed and stabbed multiple times. Sanchez is hospitalized and
remains his condition is stable.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Hello, I'm mister Reed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Stable get it? Oh? Yes, now his victim. If you've
seen the photographs, it's disturbing. This guy is beat up.
And there was a report yesterday that they have video
of Sanchez doing wind sprints in the alley prior to

(01:00:52):
the incident, which is just weird. I've got a feeling
this is going to be one of those prescription drug
and alcohol Sanchez apparently in an affidavit said he has
no memory of anything, so it's convenience. Yeah, yeah, well,
I think this will be the standard drugs and alcohol
combination prescription drugs. But there's already a civil suit against

(01:01:15):
both Fox Broadcasting and UH and UH Sanchez, so we'll
see what happens. But who knows what happened actually?

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
And UH for you folks who have fur babies, how do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
You feel about it? You don't have a fur, no footy,
no fur baby.

Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
Both out Adidas is launching a new fall collection just
for pets. Oh really, but only available in China.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
The new line designed for dogs as well as CATS's
gravy could wires.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I have new shoes.

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
I don't know, gravy. You haven't really been behaving much.
She's always accusing me of abuse. That's how she says abuse.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
Well she yeah, she talks, but it's not that not
that good. It started tracking with that tongue full of
those little yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
She doesn't quite pick it. It's sort of like the
kitten English It's it's a broken yeah, like have that hamburger.
No gravy, this is mine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Uh. They include wind breakers.

Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
Oh your dogs and wind breakers, Adidas wind breakers, vest
and the classic Adidas tracksuits wonderful, unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
So you can get a tracksuit for your Adidas tracksuit
for your dog so he looks like a mid eighties wrapper.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
The windbreaker is fully functional as water repellent, and the
vest does warm your pet during cooler months. The original
pet collection only available in China, China, with no announced
plans for an international release. Now, I was wondering about
the pronunciation of Adidas. Yeah, and did you know that

(01:02:57):
it's it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
Varies Adidas in someplace.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
And this says in England it's pronounced Audis, and then
obviously in American English it's Adidas, and then this is
the European German it's it's also the emphasis is on
the ah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
And you know what it stands for. Corn taught us
that all day I dream about sex. Yes, all day,
I dream about sex. And all day I dream about sex,
yes all day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
No, it's for the dogs. It's all day. I dream
about squirrels all day. I dream about squirrels all day.
I dream about squirrels all day. You guys are a teen?
What what if? That's what does puma stand for? I
got I think I can figure out. We can figure
it out. I mean, it comes right out of the gate.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
Under my my ass, under my ass. Oh nice, uh hey,
look we've got this coming up right now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Stupid world record.

Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
A Frenchman has broken the records for the fastest time
to climb the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
And by the way, I think Josh has the lowdown
on the Eiffel Tower. Finish it, yeah, get that drywall
up already. Good God, how long is it gonna be?
It's just the bones of the place. What's going on there? Tom,
It's one of the greatest works of art in the world.

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
That's a blueprint right now, it's all look at that
half ass three bar and girders.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Good cyclist and social media star and influencer are a
line Fauntini.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Aura a line fall, neglecting to point out that he
climbed the Eiffel Tower. I was just going to get
to the bicycle. That should be your lead on a bicycle.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
He climbed six hundred and eighty six steps. Well, actually
he hopped. Yeah, if you see the video and he's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Not you're not allowed to put your foot down on
the stairs.

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
And this isn't climbing the Eiffel Tower. This is going
up the steps of the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, climbing the
Eiffel Tower is up the side.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Yes, there we go. So he's is it a unicycle
or bicycle? Bicycle? All right? Yeah? Look at him there
he's doing the bunny hops. Yeah, that's something. It looks
kind of like a jumping one of those things called
the poles u pogo stick.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
What what's that called? Hoppity hops? The big guys hops hops? Yeah?
Big did you have those when you were a kid,
hippie hop? What was is it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Hip up the ball with the handle.

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
With yeah, ball, a big giant ball with a handle
on it. You hop around the neighbor.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Was the time for him to climb the Eiffel Tower?
Oh he cares about this? Twelve minutes thirty seconds? Oh
sorry this guy? How dangerous is his? One slip and
you transition in? Now you fall down? No, you fall
down to the next level. Nothing. By the way, this
record twelve minutes. Nothing that eighty seven year old Mabel

(01:06:05):
Johnson of Roanoak, Virginia has the record for going down
in a bicycle. Of course, what did Mabel do to you? Nothing?
But she did die thirty seven days later, according to
the Paris Match. Wait a minute, what happened? But they
dedicated the next issue of the Paris Review to her
who died? Really, what are you doing, Mabel Johnson of Roanoak, Virginia,

(01:06:30):
She wrote, her bike down the Eiffel Tower steps, fun
Noise said.

Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
Fawn Noise said, for this challenge, I break my bike
and I just have to compress my time because I
don't have suspension on anything. This is so stupid, it
is aid, is really dumb a rich and then he.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Said, impression the story.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
We have both.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
We just have to pump with the brake and jump jump,
jump a lot, jump around.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
We have to breezy cigarette smoke the entire way. How's
that go? Harlem shuffle? I could have gone faster, but
that was behind a group of stupid students from America.
The frenchman continues.

Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
My plan is to climb the biggest towers and make
love to every woman I find out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Oh my goodness, sir, you can't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
Just the final point will be to climb Burr's Kahila.
She is a heavy honey with giants.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Flozzy, juicy, naturally understand your money so many florist? Is
that that's the place? And where is that in the.

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
Highest tower in the world, Abu Dhabi Dabi? Aren't you
leaving for Ambo Daby? At some point Josh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Our friend, Nikki's boyfriend got a job there. He got
an Abu Jabi Yeah, and Abu Jabi sounds like and
I have an update on what noon.

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
We're looking at the sex move. Sorry the moon out
there right now? Is there seems to be a controver controversy.
I thought it was the labial autumnal harvest moon. It
occurs in early October, or it could be a Hunter's moon,
but they say that might be later.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
Hunter's moon does fall in October, but can occasionally be
in November, so I'm guessing later in October.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
So one happening right now is called a super moon.
This is a yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
But each super moon has an individual name. There's harvest moon,
Hunter's moon, Sturgeon Moon, the Buck moon.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
You can tell the super moon because the Buck moon
has George Washington on it. Yeah, the Superman has those
big glasses on. Then it takes them off as it smiled.
It's a clark Ken choke. And the worm moon. They
have the worm moon. That's why it looks like an apple.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
From that old it was once believed to refer to
worm in the soil. Wriggley beatle larvae, larva, larva, Larva's
emerging from tree bark in early spring because.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Of the moon. Because of the moon. Guys, what's coming
up in sports? And there's the wolf moon. This is exciting.
Read it to yourself and then there you know what's
coming up. Tom. Hello, I'm mister Ray.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
Oh no, no news with Jess Hooker from the Silac
Insurance News. Does the voice of mister Ed go on
to do anything else? He was like a B movie country, uh, country,
western Western. He was a cowboy. Yeah, okay. What was
his name, Harvey buck Tt or something har of course,
good old Harvey buck T.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Rocky. He's in the announcer the announcer Hall of Fame. Rocky. Oh,
I got I got a nickname for the new guy
by the way the works here, Rocky Buckter. Oh, he's
not Chick Junior anymore?

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
What do you think? What if we call him a
a Aaron because his name is Aaron, right, right?

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Does anybody know his last name?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Yes, you do, It's Sheffield. No, it's not, it is
not It's not buck Turd. It is buck Turd. That's
where I got it. How about aa okay? Was he
a drunk this morning? Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
Because I walked by that, I go, who's in there?
Normally it's a guy named Allan or a guy named Christopher.
And I walked by, and I go, who's in there?
Alan or Christopher? And he turned around. Aaron turned around, smiling,
and he waved at me, and he goes, it's Aaron.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
It's a A. I never thought about I never thought
about the alcoholic implications of that. Yeah, why are you
calling him AA?

Speaker 8 (01:10:38):
Because what about double A? Because he's like a battery.
He keeps this place running.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Let's call him Ronnie. What about Ronnie? No Ronnie for Aaron.

Speaker 8 (01:10:50):
Ronnie gave me a coffee double as like double J
the big dog.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Ronnie's here. No lock turd, We're not gonna We're not
gonna call him buck turn. That's probably actionable something. How
long is it's not chick Junior anymore? I like Aaron.
He's a breath of fresh air. Now, what's a double
A in the world of women's fashion? It is double A.
It's a really tiny brawl.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
That is a very very that's a small No, there's
a triple A, is there?

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Yeah, there's a triple Those like golf pencils.

Speaker 11 (01:11:21):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Just okay, Well, we'll start to figure this out. Coming up,
we have a variety of exciting things in the world.
We'll have a remote report, including Mark Simpson from Richard Buckter.
Uh and uh we have a bizarre dental floss news yes,

(01:11:43):
and then Mount Everest No, but I do like her. Okay,
has a bit of an issue going on right now.
Plus we have a skiing news ben coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:11:53):
A quick history of people who've gotten away with giving
the middle finger in sports photos coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Did I see the one older gentleman in Texas do this?
Oh yeah, I bet you probably did, Jerry Jones. We'll
find out all about that from the Orally Auto Part Studios.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

Speaker 9 (01:12:13):
You got something to say, send us an email Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show at
the Silac Insurance News desk playing the keyboards. It's the One,
the Only Jess Hooker.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Hello, Josh Arnold.

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
Hi Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgean. In case you missed it,
Rushing Outs. They're going on tour starting next spring. Can
we call it spring June? June summer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
They've only announced a handful of dates. Yes, they're gonna
it's a tribute to their former drummer soon to add
Menil Peart, and they're gonna be their drummer sitting in
the drums. It's a young lady who toured with Jeff
Beck and boy can she play and apparently a keyboard
player as well. And I Rush fans, I'll be seeing

(01:13:02):
one of those shows somewhere, but I hopefully on ounce
some more dates right now.

Speaker 7 (01:13:06):
Can you imagine we should absolutely do this? Remember when
we were kids, they would you would twenty five words
or less to explain why you want to be an astronaut?
Or always twenty five words or less? Twenty five words
or less why you want to go to the Rush
concert with Tom Griswilm. How about that? And the best

(01:13:27):
answer you take him to the Rush concert?

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Is this for employees or listeners?

Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
No, well no, he's going to take somebody here. I'm guessing.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
But Jason and I are already going there. There you go, So,
but you need to take it again.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
I do need. I need to talk to a concert
promoter because I've been to c Rush and they don't
have a lot of ladies in the audience there.

Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
Yeah, well you said you're not gonna ask your I'm
not sure which has more men significant other to go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Eliza Minelli show or Rush.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
There's Adam Lambert Rush.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
There you go. There's a distinction. What do you think
of that? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:14:06):
Would you would you take a you take a listener
to a rough concert? Right you probably born to death
in person? It would be great, that'd be fine right now.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
One, Yes, he's wonderful. Time to one. I want to
say a special load to a guy named Laken. What
a cool name. L A k e N Lincn's going
through a rough spot. Okay, say hello Laken, thanks for listening.
Right now, we're going to check out on the big
screen because I think we have a special guest. There
we go. That's Jeff ask.

Speaker 12 (01:14:36):
That's right, I'm down in the anals of the Bob
and Tom Library.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
It's Annal's Jeff.

Speaker 12 (01:14:43):
Oh did I mispronounce him? Yea, Hey everybody, I'm Jeff Oscar.
I'm down here in the uh library at the Bob
and Tom studios and uh Tom uh. I don't know
if you realize how often you say in any event,
but I I've found a book down here that I

(01:15:03):
thought I would share some passages for an old book,
apparently that you had written in the past called in
any event, for any event, details to derailed dinner parties
and conversations. Here's a foreword by Tom Griswold. If you're
anything like me, which I highly doubt you'd be fortunate

(01:15:25):
enough to be. You are a man about town, from
the bank to the car wash to charity events with
the lady. I find myself talking to far more individuals
than I would prefer. That's why I've developed this book.
In any event, for any event, just throw out in
any events at the end of your sentence, and you'll

(01:15:45):
be out of that boring dole conversation in a snap.
For example, let's say some guy has your corner down
a work party talking about his wife's cancer treatment.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
What a downer?

Speaker 12 (01:15:57):
Now, with any event, just respond, that's horrible about your wife.
In any event, hope you don't get swept up in
the next round of layoffs. Conversation over there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
You go, Thank you, Thank you, tom Hey.

Speaker 12 (01:16:11):
Let's say you're at a dinner party with your wife's
friends at a nice restaurant. They're just droning on and on.
You just want to pay the check and go home.
As you hand the weight of your card loudly exclaim
in any event, has anyone ever told you you look
like Jared from Subway?

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Dinner over over, You're home before you know it.

Speaker 12 (01:16:34):
I've got so many In any events, that all of
your events will be covered. I haven't broken down by
category travel in any event. This fat bitch at TSA
made me take off my belt in any event? Could
you tell I could tell he hadn't been in this
country more than a day? Geography? In any event, do

(01:16:57):
you know why they call it DeLand? Say you get
a chatty Kathy at the register going on about her
granddaughter's problems. Just cut her off. I'm guessing with that
missing foot, she does a lot of hopping. In any event,
I got this lunatic at work that thinks age was
created by the CIA.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
That would be me.

Speaker 12 (01:17:21):
Let's say food in any event? Have you seen these
wind cookers? Fantastic for cooking salmon.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Or people? In any event?

Speaker 12 (01:17:32):
How much do you think that obese porker in the
cornerways stripes are only slimming to a point? Sir, really
need out of a conversation quickly. Just bring up mister Ed.
People think I love mister Ed, can't stand the horse,
But do you know who hates mister Ed more than me?
Everyone else?

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
In any event? Did you know mister Ed's half doors
called a Dutch door?

Speaker 10 (01:18:00):
Buy?

Speaker 12 (01:18:00):
In any event, We'll get you out of a conversation
at any event, I guarantee it. I'm Tom Griswold.

Speaker 8 (01:18:07):
Oh well, how about that, thank you very much. That's
out of print in that so there's a no no,
they've got to reprint them.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Yeah, we got we gotta bring it back. Now.

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
Are we done with sports? By the way, Yes, sir, okay,
We're gonna move on footy. Last night, Jaguars Beata Chief.
We have Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee. She's
at the Silac Insurance News desk. Coming up will be
just a few minutes away from Kastaki, Economopolis and all
pro lines his analysis of what's going on in the
world of the NFL and real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
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Just what's happening?

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
A British YouTuber has traveled from the eye of Silly
in a bathtub.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Well that's very silly.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
According to the BBC, mister Max Fosh traveled across the
sea from sennen Cove to hugh Town and a bath
placed atop a motorized frame. Huh, he said, it's desired
to take on the journey was because no one else
has ever done it before, and because he had a
spare tub. Okay, he added, I was very well supported.

(01:19:26):
He had a safety boat and a crew. I wanted
to make sure that no one was called out for
my stupidity.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
So it's a he's in a giant bathtub.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
He's in a giant bathtub with a motor.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Not exactly the k oh, all right, I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
Oh and it has like a ski frame almost on
the sides.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:46):
And it's a rubbert You've got a rubber ducky. He's
wearing a captain's hat.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Oh he is he does have a rubber ducky. Oh
what is that on the front? Tom? Is that it
looks like a pro? Mike stand? Oh is it? Yeah,
he's got a he's got a go pro and AK
can't tell. Yeah, it's an outboard motor. That is a
cool tub though, right, yes, Yeah, And I've never heard
of the Island of Silly.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
S c. I l l y.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
All right, I am the king of the island of
I see that. Is there a name on it like
the S S. Taft That would certainly be appropriate. Yes,
that's Whitney.

Speaker 8 (01:20:26):
Uh oh wait, how come Taft is fine and Whitney isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Because Taft didn't die in a bathtub? Oh he didn't
know he got stuck, allegedly got stuck. Yeah, that's that's
That's that apocrypla as opposed to the coach corpse h Singer.
Coming up, we have Marge Simpson in Egyptian News, and

(01:20:54):
then I'm going to tease this next one with a
with a question. I want to try naughty section. John.
Your knowledge of human sexuality certainly vast is vast. Yes,
girthy you could say, do you know what a garglophilia is?
You know, I don't. I'm eager to learn. How about macrophilia? Yes,

(01:21:18):
you go, you know that one? Yes, okay, keep it
to yourself. Okay, what we're going to find out what
those two things are. Humping a font or by the way,
for mica ophelia, which is not having sex on the
for micah of a sixties era American kitchen, you know,
for Mica was was named because it replaced Mica for Micah.

(01:21:42):
For Mica, look it up, what's Micah? Micah was like
some sort of countertop material.

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
Oh okay, and it's so we're gonna use this for Micah, right,
So they called it for Micah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I don't know whether to believe him or not.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
I know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
That's what makes an I'm so brilliant, I know, isn't
you're good?

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
For l a show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 9 (01:22:10):
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Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Here.

Speaker 7 (01:22:20):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We
are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at
the Silac Insurance Newsdays. Hello, there's Josh Charnal Hi, Ace Cosby,
I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Hello. Hello, there's Tom Griswalden. Hello Tom. Hello, We're gonna
check in with comedian Kostaki Economopolis, our NFL correspondent alive
from Los Angeles. Hello Kostaki, Good morning, guys. Are there? Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Indeed, how are you? Did you enjoy your week of football.
I did.

Speaker 11 (01:22:52):
Your Your Cults are good, Your Washington football team is good.
My Falcons had to buy everybody's happy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Right, it's good. Now, there was one big incident in
the world of the NFL kind of yeah. I noticed
it's the front page of the New York Post. Yeah,
I imagine it would be the headline unnecessary roughness. Yeah,
I saw that picture as well. Well. The Cults beat.

Speaker 11 (01:23:19):
The Raiders forty to six, right, and I feel like
the Raiders came to Indianapolis, got drunk, attack the Cults,
and the cults pepper sprayed them and stabbed them and
sent them to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
So you know they yeah, kind of sid thing.

Speaker 11 (01:23:33):
So the last couple of weeks, I've had one subject
that I did a bunch of jokes on and it
was just like a fun construct that's not usually how
I do this segment. And I just couldn't find a
subject that juicy this week. And then Mark Sanchez started drinking.
So it's funny to me the way the story sort
of unfolded to us, Like when you first heard, like

(01:23:54):
former Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez was taking to the hospital
after being stabbed, Like doctor said he was stable.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
You know, the Browns heard about a stable quarterback.

Speaker 11 (01:24:04):
Signed him immediately like all right, and we were all like, stabbed, No,
I hope he's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
What a random thing. It sucks, you know it stabbed.

Speaker 11 (01:24:14):
Traditionally when the Jets get cash, it's by Tom Brady,
but this was very different.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Ah. Then we heard Sanchez was arrested at the hospital.

Speaker 11 (01:24:23):
Getting arrested after being stabbed is kind of the butt
Fumble of crime, I believe.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Exactly. By the way, butt Fumble is going to be
a very tough nickname in prison. That's gonna be very.

Speaker 11 (01:24:37):
Then reports it was an altercation between two men over
a parking spot, which, having lived in New York City,
I totally get.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
That makes sense to me you would have a fight
about that.

Speaker 11 (01:24:47):
And then this fun fact Sanchez was the aggressor and
the other person is a sixty nine year old truck driver.
What's more embarrassing getting drunk and attacking an old guy
or him putting you in the hospital. Now, Sanchez has
a better record against playoff opponents than aging truck drivers.

(01:25:10):
Here's a pro tip. Do you ever get attack by
a drunken Mark Sanchez? Just run ten feet away. He's
not very mobile. He can't successfully throw anything at you. Right,
it seems like a safe place to be all of
this mark just to get out of call in the
Colts and Raiders game. It wasn't a very good game,
but come on, why you gotta And then another former quarterback,

(01:25:32):
Brady Quinn, replaced him in the booth, coming in off
the bench with no notice.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Quinn train his whole life for this.

Speaker 11 (01:25:40):
Between Sanchez and Brady Quinn and Daniel Jones and Anthony
Richardson and Gino Smith and Sam How there's like a
hundred years of holding clipboards there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:25:54):
Can we take a look at the three charges because
I find some of the language here fascinating. All right,
the three charges against Sanchez are public intoxication, which being
a public is legal.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Being drunk is legal.

Speaker 11 (01:26:07):
That's a bow's charge, right, That's just like vagrancy, Like
when you're being a pain in the ass, they have
something to charge you with.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Right.

Speaker 11 (01:26:16):
By the way, I was once kicked out of a
casino for being drunk. I was like, well, you did
serve me free drinks for ten hours. What did you
think was gonna happen? I think this is on you
unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, which makes me think
he got drunk and like dropped in through the sun roof.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
For something that did he bow with luke duke his
way in through the window. What's happening?

Speaker 11 (01:26:41):
And then battery with injury, which you sometimes see the
phrase simple battery. Yeah, you grab the guy and slammed
him into the dumpster. That's very simple battery. That's yes. Now,
if you built the Rue Goldberg device with a marble
that rolls down and dumps a bucket of water and
trips a wire, launches a mattress and slams the guy
into the dumpster, that's complicated batter totally.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
It's a very different jut.

Speaker 11 (01:27:06):
And sometimes if there's a serious injury they call it
aggravated battery.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Is it all battery? Aggravating?

Speaker 11 (01:27:11):
Like this was very aggravating when the guy attacked me
for no reason. Back in the day, Gino Smith was
a Jet and his own teammate broke his jaw.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Now, Mark Sanchez gets stabbed by a tructor.

Speaker 11 (01:27:24):
I'm not saying God hates the Jets, but there are
decades of evidence. I just the dirty Sanchez just filed
a lawsuit against Mark for hurting its reputation. Yeah, Jerry
Jones liked the driver's moxie and signed to the Cowboys,
and Jake Paul announced he's fighting the truck driver.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
You see, there's a lot you know that Jake Paul
thing that sounds real?

Speaker 11 (01:27:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
That does right now? This story is insane.

Speaker 11 (01:28:00):
Elsewhere in the NFL, the Rams lost when Sean McVay
chose to go forward on fourth down and overtime rather
than kick the field goal to tie.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
That's the thing about having big balls, It's easier to bump.

Speaker 11 (01:28:10):
Them into something, right. Why do we associate courage with
having big balls. If you had really big balls, what
you just constantly worry about hurting them.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
You know, Pigle would really.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Just say, oh man, that guy's nervous.

Speaker 11 (01:28:26):
He must have big balls. Now, the season is a
corner of the way over. Unless you're a Jets fan.
Then the season is both over and not over soon enough.
Both of the New York City teams lost again this
should they should do a TV show about them and
call it Sucks in the City. They called New York

(01:28:52):
the City that Never sleeps. Yeah, because you're laying awake
at night haunted by the terrible football. All right, that's
probably the closest.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Very nice. Let's Kastaki Economopolis, Ladies and gentlemen, a fine
comedian based in Los Angeles, California. How soon is your
trip to Berlin in November? Yeah, it's coming up. It's uh.
The game is November nine. Ah, hey and once again,
ed it is November nine. It's your Falcons versus the

(01:29:25):
Colts in Berlin. Right. Yeah. My brother and I have
have we did last several years.

Speaker 11 (01:29:30):
We developed a tradition of picking one away Falcons game
a year. We went to San Francisco and Tampa and
New York and Arizona and uh, this year we're going
to Berlin. My brother has a bone marrowed donor who
saved his life, and he's a German and we're gonna
go drink some beers with Jurgen and watch the Falcons.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
That's a great story. That's so cool. Glad your brother's
doing Glad your brother is doing well. I never what's
your brother's first name? Andres So he's got like a
real normal name, well kind of then Andreas the he's
had a German name. It kind of works out. I
mean Andrea sounds like a.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
Warrior, you know, Kostaki, No, kok Kostakis a nickname, right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
Yeah, it's short for Constantinos.

Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
Constantinos, But you think Andreas is I think Andrea sounds
more grief than Constantinos. Andreas to me, sounds like one
of those big naked statues. Okay, oh, like andre the Giant.
Do you think about big naked statues a lot? Or yeah,
that's what I thought. All rights, Kazdyk. Are you doing

(01:30:42):
any live gigs these days?

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Kostaki?

Speaker 11 (01:30:44):
Yeah, I mean Albuquerque coming up, and I got a
bunch of gigs in Iowa actually on the way home
from Berlin.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
You know, you got to stop into Iowa and tell
some jokes. Oh there you go. That's a funny. That's
a challenging flight to book. I was gonna say, don't
you have to fly like ups to get there?

Speaker 11 (01:31:03):
That's the tricky what l a Berlin, Berlin, Des Moines,
you know, pretty standard booking.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
Yeah, all right, KISTOCKI, thanks very much, great stuff. Always
appreciate it. Uh No, coming up, we have a bunch
of weird fetishes that let's not judge. Let's just say
a bunch of fetishes galli ophelia. You know what that
one is. I like the gals man. I know it's

(01:31:31):
I like, it's a sexual attraction to sharks. WHOA can
you imagine having that? No?

Speaker 8 (01:31:39):
Oh yeah, there is sort of a Really it's a miss.
It's misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Yes, we'll be getting to that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:47):
Among other things, did we Troy McClure have a he
was attracted to fish or something? I don't remember that,
not a giant aquarium or something.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
We have a bizarre story about Marge Simpson and an
equally bizarre story about dental floss that may be somewhat controversial.
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Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
Silac Insurance News Desk, It's Jess Hooker.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
It's me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
There's Josh Arnold. I am me too, Cosby. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Art Studios. I'm chick. Oh Tom, Hello,
Chick McGee. Yes, sir, we're gonna check in with uh
with miss Hooker over there at the Silent Insurance news desk.

(01:34:11):
I'm just getting organized over here. Also, is it pronounced
Quinn Schlegal comedian.

Speaker 7 (01:34:16):
Joe Schlegel sl We keep saying that you keep pronouncing
it wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
It looks like it's l e g e L. Wouldn't
that be Maybe it is.

Speaker 8 (01:34:25):
We'll find out. Slegel might be better because the rhymes
with keegel, which is funny because it's vaginal. Oh yeah, sure, sure,
there's a uh.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
There's an opinion that Quinn looks like he could be
Greg Warren's son.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
No reason to insult the man that would That would
be cauliflowered ear and all. I don't know if he's
a wrestler, that'd be a virgin birth virgin.

Speaker 8 (01:34:54):
What if we found out Greg Warren was just the
biggest horror manger prostitute after.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
Women from one side of the country to the other.
I would be happy spent like seventy grand a year. Yeah,
people should be nice. Let's return to the news. Disc
what's happening over there.

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
I've been wanting to read this story. Police in Canada
are warning the public to be on the lookout for
groups of hugging bandits.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Hugging bandits, wow.

Speaker 5 (01:35:20):
Edmonton, please say. Thieves, often acting in groups resembling families,
strike up a conversation with their victims before asking for
a hug or having them blessed jewelry, allowing them to
steal the person's valuables.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
Police have received at least sixty three reports since May
of people having belonging stolen after they were distracted by
the thieves.

Speaker 8 (01:35:43):
So it might be a grown man and a grown
woman and like a younger person.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
Yeah maybe.

Speaker 9 (01:35:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:35:49):
Hey you know we're new to the area. Nice to
meet you. Hey, can I give you a hug after
they chat for a little bit and then hug it?

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Get away? You weirdo?

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
It says three women were recently charged in connection with
the thefts of this nature. The authority said the scheme
is Canada wide.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Canada wide. Yeah, that's wide. That's a wide play. One
of the bigger country. Yeah, one of the wider ones too.

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
Yeah, I just like the term hugging bandit.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Yikes.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
No, I don't hug strangers, do you strangers?

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
That's all I do. I don't people. I don't don't
hug people. I love I love the germs. Ah, boy,
you like hugs, really like giving them, like receiving. Don't
you like hugs? Not really? Is what he said. He's
got how many god knows how many children?

Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
Huh how many, baby mama, and you won't hug none
of them.

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
Do you think you've hugged someone this week? In the
last three days, have you hugged someone?

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Hang on? Oh my lord? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe yeah, yeah, okay,
took some took some friends to see Jim Gaffigun and
oh okay, yeah you hug Jim. Yeah, there you go.
Uh no, you stink on ice? Do you know that
I'm not big on the hugs? No? When did you
bother Jim before the show or after? You know what

(01:37:11):
you should do show as? Uh? You know I noticed
the stage.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
How do you feel about mouth hugs A big fan?

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:37:22):
Yeah, mouth hugs? Yeah, we look like a blowy. Oh
a mouth hug is a blowy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
Yeah, let's move on. Do you hear that? You know?
What do you feel about those? You give him? Blowy?

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
This week, an ancient painting found in Egypt is going viral.
Dude to its resemblance to Marge Simpson, you're a News
reports that archaeologist uncovered a three thousand year old tomb
in the Egyptian city of Minya. The lid of the
coffin features the painting of a woman with yellow skin,
a green strapless garment, and tall blue and a tall

(01:37:56):
blue crown right off.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Yeah, do we have that? He's not a pearl necklace?

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
This is where this is the time that Jason goes
and puts his contacts.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
So far we've missed the only three visual things. I
should pearl neck less? You got a pearl neckless?

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
Images of the fine went viral, where users were quick
to point out that the painting bears an uncanny resemblance,
resemblance to the beloved Simpson's character.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
So there you go, all right? Got got the high
blue yea looks like the beehive. Yeah. I don't know
how to say hold.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Me and you can?

Speaker 8 (01:38:34):
Can you Egypt Gyptian? I don't hold me, Hey, Jason, Look,
we want to see the Marge Simpson look alike thing.
All right, it's on a giant cast next time time
you're dump better.

Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
He was actually picking up I think your bagels and donuts,
his wife's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
And your hero I apologize.

Speaker 5 (01:38:57):
Oh yeah, look at it.

Speaker 8 (01:38:59):
Yeah, I mean that's obviously not dead on, but it's
there's sort of a hull uh Gulliver's Travels things going
on there. It looks like the Lily Putins are tying
the corpse to the top of the castt You really
had trouble drawing feet in those days, huh?

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
Or if that's what the feet looked like, you don't
know that's true?

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Tadpoles tongs. Yeah, it does look like it looks like
the corpse was run over by a steam roller. There's
not a lot of the quality of the drawing. H well,
it leaves a lot to be desired.

Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
But now that's someone who can't draw. Why did they
do that? Is that the best artist they had back then?

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
I don't know. Yeah, yes, that's a that's awful. Well fine,
it's half fast at best. And aren't hieroglyphics like kind
of like emojis? Yeah, the original emojis, I guess drawing
stuff but yeah, the close up of the head, it
looks a lot like Marge Simpson. It's pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
No storm has trapped hundreds of hikers on Mount Everest,
h Chinese state media reported the rescuers were helping hikers
trapped by heavy snow at tourist camp sites at an
elevation of sixteen thousand feet.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
I don't believe the story one bit. You don't, no, no, no.

Speaker 8 (01:40:16):
They always say this when there's been a massive yetti attack.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Well, what's interesting about this? Yes, this really isn't very
far up. Oh, I mean it's at sixteen thousand feet
where the yeties are, and these are I was reading
about this at first, I thought it was people climbing Everest,
you know, the going to the summit, and that's, for example,

(01:40:42):
that we talked about this last week. That's usually done
in the spring number one. And then remember we had
the guy the Polish adventure that skied down Everest last week.
These are like there's some big Chinese holiday. Last weekend, about.

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
Three hundred and fifty hikers had reached the meeting point
in ting Greek country. The rescuers were in contact with
another two hundred. The snowstorm struck during a week long
national holiday in China where many travel at home, and a.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Bral ledged snowstorm. So Everest is almost thirty thousand feet.
Everything about it theory.

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
So you can go half up and.

Speaker 7 (01:41:19):
Josh, I do this thing called reading twenty nine feet
and it keeps changing because.

Speaker 8 (01:41:25):
You listen to a quarter of that book and blame
you've read it twice. I know how you're work.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
That is how you work.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
How many people have climbed Everest this year? I don't
how many? Nine this year a total of three hundred
and seventy four climbers have attempted to summit, well attempted.
How many made it?

Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
It doesn't say, well, why would you ask us a
question and not have the answer.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
We could have.

Speaker 8 (01:41:54):
I got up one day said I'm climbing Everest. Look
at my passport as it was expired, so I couldn't go.
Was that in the temp.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
In my book? You tried to sell it right, But
I can't figure out if they've gotten all these people
down There were, as you said, a few hundred hikers,
but as opposed to mountaineers.

Speaker 7 (01:42:16):
Can I understand I might be wrong? It gets pretty
cold up there, doesn't it. Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
sixteen thousand feet. That's that's pretty high still, but it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Isn't there a restaurant up there about sixteen thousand feet? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah I heard the food's great. Yeah. No atmosphere, oh boy,
that's rough. Yeah yeah, bild moon joke. Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (01:42:37):
Hey, Josh earlier said he wanted to be he wanted
to steam steam punk glasses. Yes, yeah, and evidently a
listener prescription has whipped up a pair for you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Boy, that's Ai is terrified. Yeah, that is really not
you wearing steampunk glass.

Speaker 8 (01:42:53):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not as fat as that, Ai am.

Speaker 5 (01:42:57):
I No, that jacket's small for this man.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Yeah, but the face is that jacket made of chocolate? No?

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
That your face doesn't look like that.

Speaker 8 (01:43:05):
Color tom and hat very much looks like it's milk chocolate.

Speaker 7 (01:43:08):
You don't, I know you don't care for the color brown,
But that's just brown.

Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
Almost goggles but not right.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Thank you Steve for.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
Something you have the whole get up or just the glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
I just have glasses. Now, why would you have a
gear on a top hat like that?

Speaker 7 (01:43:25):
Oh that's steampunk, baby, is that right? Steampunk looks right
up your alley. It's really complicated. For no reason, I
left steam. But I'm trying to think of that. There's
a recent motion picture that had a bunch of cartoon steampunk.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
Stuff in it. Cartoon, I don't know, I'll think of it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
Do you wear that stuff to like one of the
dork festivals you go to?

Speaker 10 (01:43:49):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:43:49):
I just saw the steampunk glasses at a spirit a
couple of years ago and went and they were like
four bucks, and I was like, Oh, should just get
a bury?

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
Sign have developed a way to deliver vaccines in a
surprising new way through dental floss. Floss loss researchers explain
that vaccines given by injection produce antibodies in the blood stream. Flossing, however,
produces few antibodies in the micosal surfaces.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Oh sure, sure, such as.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
The lining of your nose and your lungs.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Oh yeah, you don't have to pull on mucus.

Speaker 5 (01:44:24):
Yes, even though those areas are a source for entry
for many pathogens like the flu.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Right, they get right in solip in.

Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
The new technique stimulates the production of antibodies in the
surfaces and improves the body's ability to prevent infection.

Speaker 8 (01:44:40):
Oh so this is almost a stronger. What they're saying
is the defense is right there as opposed to waiting
for it to get into your body.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
But I would contend that what's your contention? People lie
about flossing more than almost anything. Oh is that your contention?
When you're at the dentist and they ask about your
flossing habits, do you go I never do it?

Speaker 8 (01:45:01):
Or do you I've always been honest, because why would
I lie to the person who knows the most about that.
But now I'm a bit I floss, I water pick
and floss all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Good for you. I'm just saying to get too bad
about what o'clock in the morning. That's right. If they're
thinking that people are going to uh floss in lieu
of a vaccine, I think we're going to have a
lot of toothless hillbillies with polio out there, judging by
the popularity of flossing. Well, how do they deliver the transmitters?

(01:45:35):
Oh yeah, that's good if they're flossing. I mean, well,
this is like a cool spy.

Speaker 7 (01:45:41):
Tom doesn't know what I'm talking about. I don't know
what we're talking that's a big rumor of the vaccine
had transmitters in it. So when they got a conspiracy
theory joke, it's having some fun. That's really ignorant.

Speaker 8 (01:45:55):
Well that's kind of what we uh oil, but a
spy movie where there's poison floss and so they yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
That makes as much sense as a cuff link that
can shoot bullets.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
Sure, yes, couldn't be. It couldn't be from England though,
because judging by the hygiene there, no one's ever floss.
All right, Terry Thomas flushing with a standard rope. Quite
a gap there, Terry, Terry Thomas. Everyone, Terry Thomas.

Speaker 7 (01:46:30):
Let's just du just for fun, let's look up Terry
Thomas when he died.

Speaker 8 (01:46:36):
I'm gonna say late eighties. Oh I think seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Okay, what's Terry Thomas nineteen ninety. Oh yeah, I remember
being sad when he died because he was so funny.

Speaker 8 (01:46:48):
And it's a mad, mad, mad mad world. Born in
nineteen eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
He's a stroy met, a famous brit with a famous
gap inist. I trust you haven't injured this vehicle in
any way.

Speaker 8 (01:47:00):
E and Milton Burrows the fist fight they have and
it's a mad Man is one of the funniest fights film.
They go to both they both go to punch each
other at the same time and they hit fists.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 5 (01:47:14):
I should probably watch that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
Who are the famous most famous men with gaps in
their teeth? Letterman, yeah, straight hand, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:47:22):
Oh yeah, Michael Strahan, yeah, porn star Bella Donna was
known for her gap in her teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
It's not a sign of high intelligence.

Speaker 5 (01:47:29):
I thought the Madonna has a gap, Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Not that one? Sorry, but that gap is getting.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
There's a there's a new actress that was in White
Lotus last season.

Speaker 8 (01:47:42):
Oh, the British Sally buck tured related to uh.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
I see now coming up? Weird fetishes in the news. No,
not weird, just fetishes. You know.

Speaker 7 (01:47:59):
There are people I've there to go, oh, oh my gosh.
He he has a girl and they had babies.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Oh yeah, gross. What kind of you do is gross?
What kind of fetish is that? It doesn't feel so
good to be judged? Yeah, it doesn't trust me? How
you can't measure how much I don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:48:18):
Good for you just because you're you feel left out
about the the vaccine and they're putting whatever you.

Speaker 8 (01:48:28):
There are probably people who have a FeH for like
getting shots. Oh yeah, really turns them on. Poke me
with needles many many times.

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Look at how he's looking, and they want to get
shots on purpose. Yeah, all the shots. Yeah, then I
mean with actual medicine in them. I mean, I don't know,
I don't like. Maybe can you do that? Yeah? Well sure,
it doesn't hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:48:52):
No, any other shot.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Depends on how depends on how big the needle is.

Speaker 7 (01:48:57):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
Have you ever had to give someone who was not
a nurse or a physician shots?

Speaker 5 (01:49:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
What do you mean, because I have too.

Speaker 5 (01:49:04):
Yeah, a home health care will come in and trading
someone that lived in the house, and they teach you
how to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Okay, yeah, I'm doing it right now. Yeah. I had
to give Kelly shots during her pregnancy, hot beef injections.
That's why you get that baby. You get that baby
out of there, right. You're going to really regret. But
every time I would do it, I would somehow do

(01:49:29):
it wrong. Yeah, it was kind of analogous. Analogous. Yeah,
coming up, we have, as I said, weird fetishes and
weird weird chewing gum news of all things. Are you
a big chewing gum guy. I never was, but now
I have to be. Oh, yes, it helps with your

(01:49:50):
ear popping. I have an ear issue.

Speaker 7 (01:49:52):
But he always said, remember his cancer doctor and the
cowboy hat, and now his doctor told me asked to
chew gum.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
None of that. He just likes to chew gum. No,
you've known me a long time. I never choose.

Speaker 5 (01:50:04):
No, now I.

Speaker 1 (01:50:06):
Have to do it. I have to have it. I
don't believe.

Speaker 8 (01:50:08):
Actually, one time you mentioned shower gum. You said you
chewed gum in the shower. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (01:50:12):
You always choose gum at our staff meeting too.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
It's so odd you chew gum in the shower.

Speaker 8 (01:50:18):
I always assume you were chewing gum at the staff meeting,
so you wouldn't be biting your tongue in frustration and anger.
Off FA hired and I've.

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Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
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Speaker 7 (01:52:48):
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Speaker 1 (01:52:55):
Hello, no wonder we're nicking any of the stuff we
need because Jason's waiting on Josh bringing food like you, Jason.
That food a cup of coffee with a.

Speaker 8 (01:53:03):
Donut, and it's like a donut to me, ready for Dunkins.
There is no heat. Jason was eating a donut. I'm
getting a couple of Actually, see one of your donuts.

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
I will talk to him. He colls me, I'm chick Tom.
We have a special guest joining us to the studio.
It's the handsome young Quinn Schlegel. Way to go. We've
been wondering if it was Sgel or Schlegel Quinn. It's
all right, of course it's Sgel. He's trying all nice
to meet you.

Speaker 13 (01:53:31):
Nice to meet you too. It's Irish Catholic. I've been
gambling and drinking since i was seven.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
Okay, mister, good to see you. Man of a certain age.
I'm guessing, uh, everybody's I'm going twenty nine. I was.
I was gonna get go twenty eight, twenty nine this
year in December, twenty eight years.

Speaker 7 (01:53:50):
I think you had you had Warren's help on that.
I bet No.

Speaker 5 (01:53:53):
Warren doesn't know him. We just think he looks like him.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
I got Warren did know him.

Speaker 8 (01:53:57):
No, he does look like Warren is creepy. Okay, young
Greg Warren is who we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:54:02):
It's good, it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
I'll take it. Then.

Speaker 13 (01:54:04):
Yeah, it's fine as long as you're not calling me
ugly this early in the morning, so.

Speaker 5 (01:54:08):
You don't have his personality, You're fine.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
Okay. Now are you a single guy? Married guy? What's
happening about? I'm married. So we've been together since high
school for like thirteen years? Uh wow?

Speaker 13 (01:54:18):
So uh four years actually married, you know, which means
it's getting boring in the bedroom now.

Speaker 1 (01:54:24):
Oh yeah, not her fault, my fault.

Speaker 10 (01:54:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:54:27):
I don't have a b D. I don't know if
you guys, it's a big D energy.

Speaker 13 (01:54:31):
Yeah, it's uh, it's l D E right, like I
have what would Jesus do?

Speaker 1 (01:54:35):
Dong? Right? All right?

Speaker 13 (01:54:39):
Yeah, and it's it's missionary in case you're wondering.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
Sure every time. Yeah, so yeah, we've been trying to
do So are you getting more adventurous? Are you?

Speaker 3 (01:54:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:54:50):
So we uh you know, I'm not ashamed to say it.
We went out and I got I think every Kobe
needs a shack.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Right, So you've got
bought some assistance.

Speaker 13 (01:55:01):
Yeah, yeah, and it's gotten better. You know, she doesn't
know about it.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
But oh, what do you mean? No, I'm just kidding.
We both use it. Guys, chill out this interesting? Uh
are you away? Uh? You live in an apartment or
a or a house?

Speaker 13 (01:55:22):
Yeah, so actually we just we just recently built up
in Pendleton, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
Oh okay, just north and U a suburban type area. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:55:29):
Yeah, well you'd think it'd be nice like the suburbs.
I'm a mile and a half down from a waffle house,
so I'm I'm I'm not complaining about it. Like they say,
Grandma's cooking is great. If you've ever had a felon
threaten to curb stomp you while making your hash browns,
it's just as good. It's not love, but it is
made with hate, you know, and it gets you through

(01:55:50):
the day.

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
So what's your what's your waffle house order?

Speaker 10 (01:55:53):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
You like them smothered and covered? This would be hash browns.

Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:55:57):
You know, I've only been there once.

Speaker 7 (01:55:59):
I think it's che is and onions and can you
have all kinds of things?

Speaker 5 (01:56:05):
Who were you there with at a waffle house?

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
But alone? Yeah, it's a long I had to drive
to Texas because I couldn't fly because ice surgery. How
many times have we had to put up with He
drove to Texas one time in his life and we've
heard about this story you asked me and the fall
and the far off weird places he visited while.

Speaker 8 (01:56:28):
He was Tom was upset because he went to the
waffle house and they didn't have pancakes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:35):
It is a waffle that's what That's what we all
tried to say. I'm an advocate for diversity, and I
thought perhaps they would have breakfast stuff. No, I was
it's you ask him for a pancake. Yeah, it was
astonished that they didn't have them. What I was actually

(01:56:57):
was in technically, I was in Arkansas.

Speaker 13 (01:57:00):
Som You're going to think this is great. They actually
have a place called the pancake House.

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
I'd been asked for I've been I'd been driving for whatever,
fifteen hours. That's what you are. I was just tired,
wanted is something to eat. And I'm not opposed to waffles,
Yes you are. I just prefer pancakes. As a matter of.

Speaker 7 (01:57:23):
Fact, we had a deal and somebody would make us
waffles every day. And you put it not only wouldn't
you have a waffle you made them stop doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
Let me ask you if.

Speaker 8 (01:57:33):
If they had said, all right, this guy's going to
be trouble, let's just go ahead and make him some pancakes,
and they had just made pancakes out of the waffle batter,
Jess would the average part because Jess Quinn is a
great cook. Would the average person know?

Speaker 5 (01:57:49):
I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (01:57:50):
My mom would make biscuits with biscuic yeah, and she
also made pancakes with bisquick. The biscuits tasted like biscuits,
and the pancakes tasted like pancakes.

Speaker 1 (01:58:00):
How did she do it?

Speaker 5 (01:58:01):
I don't know. I think it's I think it's what
the accessories are with the side items. You've got syrup
and you've got jam, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:58:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:58:09):
Okay, I know at the waffle house, instead of them
putting pepper on things, they just take the cigarette and
flick the ash.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
That might be the key to the flavor. But isn't it.
Don't you love it?

Speaker 11 (01:58:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:58:21):
Yeah, that's I'll have to go back. Yeah, man, it's fun.
Do they have more than one kind of waffle?

Speaker 7 (01:58:27):
You can get different, you can get all kinds of
they have one of those, don't they have one of
those trays with all the different syrups on it?

Speaker 1 (01:58:34):
Or is that's the pancake that's where the eye again,
I don't like that maple syrup only I don't really.
Oh yeah, I don't need Boyson bear. Yeah, blueberry syrup. No,
thank you, keep it. Yeah. Well, we're speaking with our guest.
He is the young comedian Quinn Schlegel, and mister Schlegel
is a married guy, married four years. Do you have

(01:58:57):
any kids? We actually just found out that we are pregnant.
That's great.

Speaker 13 (01:59:03):
Yeah, a couple of weeks short of finding out what
the gender is, you know, I just find Are you
going to find out?

Speaker 1 (01:59:10):
Yeah? We will.

Speaker 13 (01:59:11):
I think we'll figure it out. We're kind of fifty
to fifty on the fence about it. But I feel
like i'm talking too progressively all the time. I'm like,
he she they them when you're referring to the baby,
if you.

Speaker 1 (01:59:23):
Can just say it's a boy or a girl. So
I think to paint the broom.

Speaker 13 (01:59:27):
Yeah, absolutely, And I told her it doesn't matter what
colors we pick, because as long as it's bangles, one
wall pacers, the other reds.

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
The other preach. She wasn't having it. Very good, very good. Now,
I'll Quinn, does your wife also.

Speaker 13 (01:59:42):
Work or Yeah, she's a teacher, so she deals with
kids all day, which is great because she.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
Still wants to have one. Yeah. Yeah, she must not
teach middle school right now, she's elementary and names.

Speaker 13 (01:59:53):
Picking out names has been ridiculous because every single kid
she's had in her class, if I say a name,
she goes, no, I can't stand that kid.

Speaker 1 (02:00:00):
Yeah. No.

Speaker 13 (02:00:01):
The way that teachers talk about kids outside of the classroom,
Like when you're little, you're like, these teachers can do
no wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:00:06):
You see them out in Walmart and it's like kind
of freak.

Speaker 13 (02:00:08):
You're like, you actually go out in public, all right,
you see the kids, and then you get at Kid's
bar and grill with a bunch of teachers on a
Friday night, and you're like, you people educate our children.

Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
That can't be right. They deserve extra booze. That's right. Wow,
We'll check in with you and find out more about
what's going on in your life coming up. Also, we
have them weird fetishes. I'm not suggesting, Quinn that you
might have. We have fetishes coming up. You can't help
himself but be judgmental.

Speaker 5 (02:00:36):
Yeah, don't yuck someone's yum.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
Oh. I love that phrase, don't you what's that you
hear that? She said? Don't yuck someone's yum? Yeah? What
does that mean?

Speaker 5 (02:00:46):
It means don't don't shame or don't make anybody feel
aboud about the things that they like.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
Don't yuck someone's yum. Yeah. Okay, Well I'll tell you
what I'm gonna yuck. A couple of these.

Speaker 7 (02:00:57):
Wanted to go yuck yourself and we'll take care of
And if this is the way you yuck, you're wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
You're just yuckin' wrong. You know what you want? Don't
know what acro tomophelia is? That's height? Is it? No
strong sexual interest in amputees? O? Man? Hey, I don't
want to yuck your y Yeah. Yeah, whatever that was,

(02:01:24):
you were gonna say, yuck your foot? I forgot that.
What is the joking? Yuck you'r yumy I'm sorry yuck
you're yum? I was. It's not a joke. It's a
it's a credo that you should live by. All right. Well,
when we returned to the O'Reilly auto part, Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 7 (02:01:56):
That's jess O Kurt the Silac Insurance News Desk.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
There's Josh ARNOLDE. Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee. We're in the
O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Tom. Welcome our comedian guest. Handsome
young man Quinn Schlegel is our guest. Mister Schlegel is
about to be a dad. His wife is due and

(02:02:21):
you don't know the gender yet, not quite. No, we'll
figure out here in four or five weeks. Well, you
won't figure it out. To the technician. It's like it's
like it's like looking at fair. It's not fair at all.
Oh no, I've been I've been doing enough of these ultrasounds.
It's like looking at the Kyahoga River underwater. You see
this like vague shapes. So oh yeah, there's you can

(02:02:41):
see there's the heart valve. Well no, but now it's
like a act, just like a regular picture.

Speaker 5 (02:02:46):
Right, Well, you can use ultrasound upgrade to a three
D ultrasound.

Speaker 1 (02:02:50):
Yeah, it was creeping out. They're underglass. Yeah, weird, but
the technicians are amazing. Sure they can see stuff that
we can't properly trained in the You know.

Speaker 7 (02:03:00):
What they do they have they have the gel that
they put on your belly for those and they also
do it when ultrasound for your heart. Anyway, when they
have a heater built into the ultrasound machine where they
place the gel, that event just slowly heats up the jel. Yeah,

(02:03:20):
it's it's a lube warmer. Tom, how handy. Perhaps you
enjoy some lube in the bedroom?

Speaker 1 (02:03:26):
Possible? Do you?

Speaker 7 (02:03:27):
Because you're so large for some of the tighter rifie.
You know what we're trying to say.

Speaker 1 (02:03:34):
He's laughing, happy that he's not happy. He's not involved
in this conversation.

Speaker 7 (02:03:41):
You're gonna go classic ky or what are you doing
over there?

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
Spit?

Speaker 8 (02:03:47):
You say, petroleum jelly will actually eat through the condom.

Speaker 1 (02:03:51):
Yes, we know what's that.

Speaker 8 (02:03:53):
Petroleum jelly.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
Tom has seven kids? Sorry? And uh, you and the missus?
What do you do? Did you did you march? Did
you do you have seven kids? Really? Oh my goodness,
nuts I'll tell you. I'll tell you it works later.
No wonder you did was exactly names doesn't know what
a small of a back is name? Yeah, what's wrong

(02:04:19):
with you? But you know my life is there to
put a fishing analogy. Uh, Josh's sexual life is like
a pay lake. That's right. I throw out some money
and I catch something every time. Let's move forward here.
So we've established that you're going to be a dad.

(02:04:40):
It's a fair question. You don't yes or no question. Yes,
I will be a dad. No questions. Do you have
a name picked out? We do not yet know.

Speaker 13 (02:04:48):
Okay, I'm still figuring out whether I should be a
good dad. Okay, yeah, because it is kind of a choice.
He said, be a dad, Yes, good one.

Speaker 1 (02:04:58):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (02:04:59):
I was just looking like Dennis Rodman, you know, not
a great dad. But his daughter Trinity number one score
for us, a hell of a soccer player.

Speaker 1 (02:05:07):
Right.

Speaker 13 (02:05:08):
Harry Potter Orphan no parents, greatest Wizard of all time
Draco two loving parents worked for Valdemort Nerds out there right,
Jared the Subway Guy. Parents are still happily married to
this day.

Speaker 1 (02:05:28):
The way to get it's not that I don't love
my wife.

Speaker 13 (02:05:30):
I'm just not going to be there for eighteen years
so that my kids a stud going for scholarships, not accountants.

Speaker 1 (02:05:36):
Now, clearly you've had some activities in the bedroom. Not
to get too personal here, but clearly we now have
our our list of weird fetishes. I want to go over. Yes, now,
and what's the thing you say? Don't yuck up my
don't yuck my yum, don't yuck my yum.

Speaker 5 (02:05:52):
Yeah, which, don't shame or don't put down what I'm into. Yes, stupid,
you live the exact opposite life of that, saying.

Speaker 1 (02:06:03):
It's because because I've been educated to have a critical
eye for things that aren't fun everything. Okay, you want
to yuck this one for me, Let's see, let's see
what some of these are.

Speaker 5 (02:06:15):
Let's yell.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
I may be pronouncing many of these incorrectly, of course,
A bassisophelia, all right, there's got to be a fish.
Put the fish on your penis. Sexual attraction to people
with impaired mobility.

Speaker 5 (02:06:30):
Okay, why are starting with these? You don't have to
be no differently abled to them.

Speaker 7 (02:06:37):
You realize that with radio and I know we're on
YouTube as well, but they can't really see what you're
going to read.

Speaker 1 (02:06:43):
So you don't have to.

Speaker 7 (02:06:46):
No one would have done that one, No one will say,
no one would know what bassisophilia was.

Speaker 1 (02:06:53):
Are you yucking the youm of someone who's only attracted
to people with orthopedic appliances and ramp? Okay, but get
to some of the fun. Okay, here's this one's kind
of fun all right? Uh wow, I don't know how
to pronounce this. Uh co cop felia a coppelia cook.

(02:07:16):
Wait a minute, koko ko kofee lea? That sound is it?

Speaker 5 (02:07:22):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:07:22):
Uh? You like watching somebody bang your partner? No, but
that's the way I pronounced that. That's a very good
guess it attracted to loud or unpleasant sounds. Oh cah,
can I hear your farts? That kind of thing? Well,
I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't want to yuck

(02:07:43):
your yum? God? Well, I don't know what what other?
So hey, hey my the neighbors using the leaf blower.
I'm really good. I really want to have sex during
that just getting it's just getting intimate during a juggalo concert.
That's what that is.

Speaker 13 (02:08:03):
You can just say it's any heavy metal band that
you went into a porta potty on. You know, like
that's just unpleasant sounds.

Speaker 1 (02:08:08):
Okay, but this one, this is really hard to pronounce.
Coord coerrophilia. Okay, that's a strong in sexual interest in clowns.
Whoa anybody have that? No, somebody has it. They named it.

Speaker 5 (02:08:25):
I mean, can you imagine you go home with a guy, well,
I know, chicken, but when you win and you and
you put it, he's like, hey, can you put these
clown feet on? Like, yeah, yeah, you know what, you
put this wag on?

Speaker 1 (02:08:37):
My partner is a squirter. Oh really really yeah? Yeah?
The flower on his smell and you didn't want to
go over these weird fetishes. That's great. This all morning.

Speaker 13 (02:08:51):
I'm gonna I'm gonna need you to honk my horn.
Yeah no, seriously, not like the horn.

Speaker 1 (02:08:57):
That was not an euphemism. Wow, you know there are
people that dress up and clown makeup.

Speaker 5 (02:09:04):
Yeah for that.

Speaker 1 (02:09:06):
Oh that's so. Here's the thing.

Speaker 13 (02:09:08):
I've never tried it, and I'm a big like don't
knock it till you try it. So I'm probably going
to go home and get my pregnant wife. I'm pregnant again.

Speaker 1 (02:09:15):
That works. But I'm the opposite of that.

Speaker 5 (02:09:18):
Maybe that's why you're so reserved, because you're afraid you
would really love one of these weird things.

Speaker 1 (02:09:25):
Yes, is that it? I think it's probably the next one. Okay,
foreign ophelia. Hmmm, tell us about it. Attracted to turning
a human being into a piece of furniture. Now that.

Speaker 8 (02:09:44):
Leather face would make lamps and oh.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
God, can you imagine?

Speaker 8 (02:09:50):
Oh easy, he was very You should see his finger bowlts.
Don't look at the footstool though, this.

Speaker 1 (02:09:59):
Or this next one. It's very possible that someone in
this room has this one. Yeah, and it's it's not
your first guess. I don't think you'll get it. Gar gallophilia, gargallophilia,
attraction to his statues. No, it's a good guess. Gargoyles.
Well right, yeah, that that is a Yeah, that's that's

(02:10:20):
what I thought you might guess. But it's sexual arousal
from tickling someone or from being tickled. I don't have
this anybody, are you not?

Speaker 5 (02:10:30):
I'm not ticklish anywhere, So.

Speaker 1 (02:10:33):
I mean that seems less weird than cutting someone up
and turning them into a Yes, it is ny tableau.

Speaker 8 (02:10:43):
By the way, I'm not ticklish has got to be
one of the number one things said by somebody with
a tickle fetish.

Speaker 1 (02:10:50):
Right, I'm not I'm not. Try go ahead, try followed up.

Speaker 5 (02:10:55):
That's how a creepy guy reacts.

Speaker 1 (02:10:56):
I'm honestly saying, never been able to have an orgo.
I don't know what it is. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:11:02):
You could keep trying.

Speaker 1 (02:11:04):
Okay, the next one, Wow, I'm not again, I apologize.
I'm probably not pronouncing any of these correctly. Higher ophelia
h h it's h I e R. Maybe hare ophelia.
Sexual attraction to religious.

Speaker 5 (02:11:24):
Objects another one we could escape.

Speaker 1 (02:11:29):
Its disturbing. But again you're yucking, you're yum yet my yem.
Sorry padre, you can't find your your cross? No, this
is sick. What do you do with that? I mean,
what if you have that?

Speaker 6 (02:11:46):
What do you do.

Speaker 1 (02:11:50):
The religious store? I guess, uh, this is a this one.
The name makes sense. Macrophilia is sexual attraction to giants.

Speaker 8 (02:12:00):
Yeah, I get that a little bit. What I kind
of get that really? Yeah big ladies? Yeah, oh you
mean you don't have it? I mean you you you
understand it. I kind of do, Like if the fifty
foot woman pull pulled this roof off, yeah, and was like,
I'm taking one of you to make love to, okay,
and and everybody was terrified.

Speaker 1 (02:12:19):
I'd go, I'll take one for the team. A fifty
foot woman, not like just six feet, but a fifty
Isn't that what we're talking about? Or are we talking about? Giant? Yeah,
there's the famous movie The Attack of a fifty foot Woman.
And then they made a sequel not too long ago, right,
they made a remake in the nineties or remake? Yeah,

(02:12:40):
what's Daryl Hannah? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:12:41):
Yeah, see a giant Darrel Hannah walks up. I'm stealing
you to make love too. There are worse ways to go.

Speaker 7 (02:12:50):
What if you get well, you you'd have to go
in right, your whole body, right, yeah? What if you
get lost in there?

Speaker 8 (02:12:58):
I would trust her to either have some sort of
rope tied to my ankles?

Speaker 10 (02:13:03):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (02:13:04):
Would you take a five? A lot of thought? I
may have it.

Speaker 8 (02:13:08):
I may be a microphiliac or macro feeling. Micro's discussion perfec.

Speaker 1 (02:13:17):
Someone's gonna get hurt. He's leaving breadcrumbs in there so
you can get out. We have to get to unlus.
We're hanging out with our visitor, Quinn Schlegel, young handsome
man about to be a dad?

Speaker 7 (02:13:32):
Are you ever going to stop saying, Quinn Schlegel? Are
you just gonna say it? Just in a normal way?

Speaker 8 (02:13:38):
I would argue, Jess Hooker has macrophilia. Who's one of
your biggest turn ons, your celebrity crushes, because he's giant
and would.

Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
Pick you up.

Speaker 5 (02:13:47):
And I'm gonna slide out of my chair.

Speaker 1 (02:13:52):
I think every lady that Mary's an NFL lineman has
a little bit right. I didn't know that a big
shock finger. Oh seen them up close?

Speaker 5 (02:14:03):
No, I haven't. But there's a pizza place near my
town that has one of his shoes. Oh so I
was there for lunch.

Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
I was right next to him. He is you say, soup,
and that's he is bigger than you can possibly believe.
Somewhere they say about big shoes. Yeah, large feet, of course,
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weirdness in the bedroom and chewing gum in the headline.

(02:16:00):
Yucking you're young. Uh huh. Okay, you're a fifty foot
woman out there. Okay, we'd love to hear from you.
From the Oreilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob
and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and
Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At
the news desk. It's Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. Hello,

(02:16:20):
Ace Cosby. Look, I'm chick. Hello Tom. We've got a
comedy boy here in the studio. Hey, comedy boy. How
many boy? We're joined by the handsome young man. His
name iss Quinn Schlegel. Did I do it faster than
what did I say?

Speaker 3 (02:16:36):
See?

Speaker 1 (02:16:36):
That's why I was slagling down, because I was doing
it when I was. I got it right when I was.
It's spelled schlegal not real, it's not. It's spelled schlegeld
be with an A. And this is what I always
get the maddest at you about. It's his name. He
can pronounce it smith. If he won you can spell
it wrong, then oh, if it makes it any easier.
My real name is Robert Emmett Schlegel, the Fifth that

(02:16:59):
does thank you. That's where the quinn come from.

Speaker 13 (02:17:02):
So quintuplets is Latin for the fifth, and it was
already So that's cool nickname.

Speaker 1 (02:17:09):
Yeah, I like it. And then Josh and I can
argue about that crappy song Quinn the Eskimos too, not
because you're here, Quinn, but just because we were doing it.
We're doing the weird fetishes. Well, at least you explained it, Quinn.

(02:17:33):
Do you have any fetishes pregnant women? Right now? Very quick?
Once again, if you're just joining us, his wife is pregnant,
although any other are pregnant ladies out there? If you
like it, come on over.

Speaker 5 (02:17:46):
Is that a normal thing when your wife's pregnant, Like
you're just yeah, right, she's extra sexy or.

Speaker 13 (02:17:51):
No, they weren't attractive prior to Like, I was like
pregnant women because that is like a fetish for some people.
And then when my wife got pregnant, other pregnant women
that I see. I'm like, oh, yeah, she is attractive.
What was I thinking about the all the time?

Speaker 1 (02:18:03):
Is that a category in the world of erotic video cinema?
You know it is, of course it is.

Speaker 8 (02:18:08):
Yeah, you can get pregnant born really. Oh yeah, yeah,
I remember being in Oh this is.

Speaker 1 (02:18:16):
A good song, is it? Yes? Is that a message? Yeah? Absolutely,
change the channel as the message.

Speaker 8 (02:18:31):
This is a case of somebody doing a cover way
better than the Earth the Bob Dylane. Oh thanks, okay,
anford Man, you were saying, I was in college and
I had a course and there was a pregnant girl
in the class, and I couldn't believe how attractive she was,

(02:18:52):
Like there was something And as the semester went on,
she got more and more pregnant, as it usually have.

Speaker 1 (02:18:59):
Just you're exactly right.

Speaker 5 (02:19:01):
Just glowing, a pregnancy glow is a very real thing.

Speaker 1 (02:19:05):
Yeah. And you do you think there's anything chemical sort
of pheromone?

Speaker 5 (02:19:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, the hormones change and yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 8 (02:19:13):
So we were just getting inundated because I sat near her. Yeah,
And and it was a sex class. You don't make
a hormone, don't you tell, don't pay her don't pay
her the jack?

Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
How about this one? How about this? Uh, this is
an easy one. Would you ever tell us if you
had a finish? You know, he's into something. Yeah, he's
in something. Sure it could be anything. It's not this
next one? All right?

Speaker 8 (02:19:39):
Naso lingis? Oh that's something about the nose when you
go down and earn a space shuttle. That's naslingis, isn't?

Speaker 1 (02:19:47):
Now, Houston, we got a problem.

Speaker 7 (02:19:51):
Hi iant to be funny if I was a country
in Western astronaut.

Speaker 1 (02:19:57):
Uh chicks the winner of this one. It's arousal to
uh sucking on a partner's nose? Yeah, baby, yeah baby? Whoa? Yeah,
so I I like it.

Speaker 8 (02:20:08):
I like sucking on a nose, is what the person says.
Maybe get some boogies, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:20:15):
What is that? The bigger the schnas the better? How
does that great of nose like it's born to her? No,
bigger the SNAs, the bigger the pinocchio? What's the old joke?
How about this one? Ntomophilia tell us about it? Attraction

(02:20:36):
to insects?

Speaker 5 (02:20:37):
Whoa, I said insects?

Speaker 1 (02:20:40):
That there's now there's a category. Look at the legs
on that spider. Yeah, look at the legs on my
sister of those all the way So ntomophilia attraction to insects.

Speaker 10 (02:20:56):
So what do you do with that?

Speaker 1 (02:20:58):
Get the crabs and be happy. That's one I've ever
been more turned you pour bugs on her watching reruns
of Fear Fact. It's gonna say, man, this is my
favorite one. This is the roach one. You want to
watch the last story in Creep Show where marsh okay,

(02:21:20):
I think we'll close it off on this one. I
think all right, and again I I apologize. I don't
know how to pronounce any of these.

Speaker 10 (02:21:27):
Just do it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
It doesn't matter. I don't want to get a letter
being graded. I don't want to get a letter from
some You pronounced Gaelophelia wrong. Oh boy? Uh to cry
Peelia or it might be dak drec drect guy Felia.
This is embarrassing. Sorry, Why don't you learn it's uh

(02:21:53):
deriving sexual pleasure from watching someone crying. I'm glad I
don't have that Wow oil. I normally do the crying
after that much that much disappointment. That was the voice
of quinnchlegal and he but I get it wrong again, yep,

(02:22:18):
Quinn Quinn hang on a second. That's okay. Just invite
me back next time so you can get it right.
I'm just gonna make this turn this into it a
I have a Quinn Schlegels here in the studio with us,
a fetish for crying women. Tom, that's insane. Hey, honey,
you want to watch Steel Magnolias again? Yeah? I bet
you do. I'm wondering if that crying is never mind? Yeah, yeah, physically.

Speaker 3 (02:22:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22:43):
Yeah, that's that's all. Okay, enough enough, enough of that before,
what's happening at the at the Sidelin Insurance news desk,
we got a lingo going on over there.

Speaker 5 (02:22:51):
We were just talking about bugs. A Michelin star restaurant
in Copenhagen is serving up an ancient recipe for yogurt.

Speaker 1 (02:22:57):
No no, no, no no no no, made of ants,
anti yogurt.

Speaker 5 (02:23:02):
Yeah. According to the news block.

Speaker 1 (02:23:06):
Some Greek family, well uncle Tim and aunt yogurt'll be there.

Speaker 5 (02:23:11):
And the unusual menu items at the restaurant, known as alchemy,
follow a study from Danish scientists who revived a near
forgotten recipe that uses ants to kick start the fermentation
process that turns milk into yogurt.

Speaker 1 (02:23:27):
So there's not I don't understand ants in it necessarily.

Speaker 5 (02:23:31):
The research team collaborated with chefs at the restaurant to
create dishes, including including yogurt ice cream, sandwiches, marscapone like cheeses,
and cocktails clarified with a milkwash inspired by ant yogurt.

Speaker 1 (02:23:46):
Well, here's a picture of it and there ants in it,
huh floating around?

Speaker 8 (02:23:51):
I mean do they kind of stir it? Is that
the idea that they're if they start the fermenting process? Yeah,
maybe are they helping?

Speaker 1 (02:23:58):
Do they excrete something? If this photograph is correct, then
it's it's it looks like a nice what is it
called a turin teren whatever that your dessert comes in.
What's that thing? Very ram or something? Yeah, but it's
one of those special and in any event, it's got
ants sprinkled on top of it.

Speaker 13 (02:24:16):
We need to check the Michelin start people four fetishes. Yeah,
remember when a restaurant could get a star for like
a good steak back in the day. It's like we're
getting more and more extreme. It's like the internet on here.
We're trying to take the bar up every time. I
don't want to eat ants.

Speaker 1 (02:24:29):
Well, that's the rice pudding.

Speaker 8 (02:24:32):
I love rice pudding, but I I one of the
reasons I love it is because I know it's not ants. Yeah,
looks like it should be any pudding. What's frog put
I've always heard that. Yeah, really because those little bubbles.

Speaker 1 (02:24:47):
Now, did we get to our gum story? This is
kind of interesting. Chewing gum? Chewing gum? Now, you you
said you chew gum in the shower, You weird guy.
You sometimes when I when I wake up, you get
the awful morning mouthfeel. So do you have a pack

(02:25:07):
of gum in the shower? No, I have a pack
of gum in my closet. I walk in there.

Speaker 8 (02:25:11):
And he answered it with a weirder thing, but it
acted like it was obvious. Yeah, I keep my I
keep my gum in the closet.

Speaker 1 (02:25:18):
Weirdo.

Speaker 5 (02:25:19):
No, no, I keep to say, in his toothbrush drawer.

Speaker 1 (02:25:22):
So I can't my gum and my closet and my
closet I have. I have a walk in closet. I've
got a whole section that has man a gum. Yeah,
like accessories and yeah, what do you mean like your watches?
He's like a New York City. But let me get
a copy of people. And good morning are you? I

(02:25:44):
asked morning, I asked you not to park my BMW.
I'll tell you what. Just slow night here in the
you so glad to see you.

Speaker 5 (02:25:54):
What's your gum flavor?

Speaker 1 (02:25:56):
Juicy fruit?

Speaker 7 (02:25:56):
I bet it's something ancient like black Jack, got it right,
t berry, extra sweet watermelon.

Speaker 1 (02:26:03):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (02:26:04):
That's extra sweet.

Speaker 1 (02:26:06):
Oh no, extra is the name of the gum hob
but it was ever a gum cheer. I have to
do it because post heart surgery, my for whatever reason,
the only lingering effect was my ear. My right ear
closes up all So that's what he heard. What did
the doctors say? I have no idea. So interesting. I

(02:26:28):
could have been a background noise from the TV. The
worst thing after my heart surgery, of all the things,
was one day both my ears they closed up and
it was so painful. Willie had to drive me to
the doctor and said, after a while they forgot chew
gum and that stops it right away. So I don't know. Look,
well there's nothing wrong with him, but we're going to

(02:26:48):
tell him to I don't know, chew gum. Yeah, but
listen to this. This is an interesting news story about gum.

Speaker 5 (02:26:54):
Scientists say the flu could one day be diagnosed using
chewing gum. The key to the new diagnostic tool is
the sensor molecule timole what a natural substance found in
time in time and a virus specific sugar building block.

Speaker 1 (02:27:14):
What about parsley? What about rosemar? What about say that's
not in this story.

Speaker 5 (02:27:19):
When the sensors come into contact with the active influenza
viruses in a person's saliva, the release of time ol
creating a recognizable taste in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:27:29):
So you're chewing the gum, If it tastes the way
you're instructed, you'll know you got the flu. Who what?

Speaker 13 (02:27:36):
Yeah, I'm not falling for this trick. I've seen Willy Wonka.
I know when you turn big and blue and get
rolled away by the Then.

Speaker 1 (02:27:41):
Yeah, I'm not getting exactly this is great hand great, Yeah,
it's diagnostic gum. They've got it for all kinds of stuff.
They already have flu tests. How do they test for
the flu right now? Like a swab? Yeah, what's the
difference between that and gum? It's just going in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (02:27:59):
It says this is easy, an inexpensive and detect infection
within minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:28:03):
Wrigley says, tumormentment. Oh so you're turment. Could you get
the you get the Doublemint twins to come out of retirement.
Giant they've got, they've got the baseball and Big League
flu like big League. That's pretty good to love big

(02:28:28):
League chew. I do I love to developed by the
Great Jim Bouton, the Great love Big League Jew. He
was a drunk, hate the annoy woman, just an awful person. Guy, Jim,
go see the Uh there's a great Robert Altman movie.

(02:28:49):
He's one of the stars, So Josh, I thought you'd
know better being one of the stars, which is rea movie?
Is Jim Bouton barely in one of the stars Elliot
Gold Jim Bouten with a long goodbye. Yeah yeah, he
plays Terry somebody. Okay, they don't want to get I
don't want to give it away. You're a Jim Bounton fan.
I heard and you don't even remember what his part was,

(02:29:10):
Terry Molloy or something. I forget you've said he starred
in it. Why why isn't it called the Terry Molloy Story.
Don't you kind of don't you kind of know you
have the flu without having a chew. Yes, yeah you do,
but what fun? I don't want the death define one
for kids.

Speaker 5 (02:29:27):
They're now working to incorporate the sensors into gum or
lollipops that could be mass produced. As someone who's worked
in a school, I think that if you had these
in the nurses station, you could call home and say, hey,
your kid has the flu. I have a positive test.
Come get them. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:29:46):
Big red tonsils? Stop? They could tell you why do
you talk every time? Just because you are stopping? How
about this is a stretch? Okay, how about uh, emphysema

(02:30:07):
diagnosing candy cigarettes? Well I got it. Well, well Lloyd,
you got emphysema. The candy cigarettes are chewing are indicating
you still can't get candy cigarettes, can't you? Yes? Yes,
I think you have to go online. Don't really happen?

(02:30:28):
And those are fun. Why don't you give this out
for Halloween this year? I think the neighbors would be upset.
All right, I might, man, each kid gets a pack again,
there you go. No, we used to get the bubblegum cigars. Sure, yeah,

(02:30:49):
I think they're.

Speaker 8 (02:30:49):
Still still have they still, but they're in like pink
and blue, and you know they're for like when your
kid is born.

Speaker 1 (02:30:54):
Did they have a green one? Just you know, I
wish they had like a brown like it looked like
an actually turd. No, you feak, Ophelia, I'm turned on
my poop. I just want to smoke boom. I just
want to be around. Hey, this is some real good

(02:31:17):
I'm sorry. What were you doing over there?

Speaker 7 (02:31:18):
I was doing telling you about Raycon And this is
from Sandy. I listen to your show every day. First
time emailer. I just got my Raycon earbuds. I was
able to connect to my phone, my TV, and my tablet.
I am not a techie, but it was so easy
to do. Thank you, chick. You are wonderful.

Speaker 1 (02:31:38):
You are great. You're the best thing on the Bob
and Tom show. Chick, it's you. I'm a't you looking
at the page?

Speaker 7 (02:31:45):
I'm sorry? What put the You got a great radio
show there. I will keep using the products you recommend.

Speaker 1 (02:31:51):
Thanks Sandy. I had a girl.

Speaker 8 (02:31:53):
Sandy could be a girl or a boy with a
very girly name, exactly right, and we don't want to
yuck on her.

Speaker 1 (02:31:59):
Yeah. Uh, Raycon's every day earbuds did you see Tom
just now. It was the grossest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 7 (02:32:06):
He reached in with his left hand and pulled a
booger out of his eyes. He is cork screwing a
wadded Kleenex.

Speaker 1 (02:32:12):
Yeah, as he always does. I happen to have the
worst thing that you can get in life. We got
a big boogie up there. No, I have a ZiT
on the inside of my Nose's right. That is one
of the worst things, so painful.

Speaker 7 (02:32:26):
You know, it'll take your mind off of pain inside
of nose, you asked me, I'll tell you I did it.
ZiT inside of not It's your Raycon every Day Classic.
They've been upgraded again. Ten minutes gives you ninety minutes
of playtime on the old charger, thirty two hour battery life.
They have awareness mode perfect when you're out walking to

(02:32:46):
a doggie, and they have active noise cancelation of multipoint connectivity.
Go to buy Raycon dot com slash Tom and this
is your very special deal twenty percent off the Everyday
Earbuds Classic and everything on the web site. That's bie
Raycon dot com slash Tom twenty percent off. Go ahead, boogie,
what do you got oh, okay, thank you very much.

(02:33:09):
When we come back, we'll be visiting with our guest,
Quinn Schlegel. Yay, young Quinn about to become a dad
down the road of peace. We'll look forward to all
that stuff when we return.

Speaker 8 (02:33:20):
Does Quinn the name make your laugh a little bit
because it sounds like quim. I hadn't thought about that, really, No,
that's one of your big words flying for poon.

Speaker 1 (02:33:30):
Were you aware of that? Quinn's old? I keep thinking
illegal Schlegel?

Speaker 8 (02:33:35):
Oh, remember legal Eagles with Robert Redford and Deborah Winger.
And see even in that you're pronouncing it wrong again?

Speaker 5 (02:33:41):
What it.

Speaker 1 (02:33:43):
Okay? Good? Oh, we're the Aarrali Auto Parts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (02:33:46):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at.

Speaker 3 (02:33:51):
You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 7 (02:33:57):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show where
the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios at the Silac Insurance News Desk.
It's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's here's Cosby.
I'm Chick, Hello, Tom.

Speaker 1 (02:34:12):
Hello, Chick with us in the studio. Our guest, Quinn Schlegel,
nailed it. I love the fact that your name is Quinn,
because explain that one more time, Robert Emmitt Schlegel the fifth.

Speaker 13 (02:34:23):
So there's already Rob, Robbie, Bob. So Quintuplets is Latin
for the fifth. We just shortened it and made it
the nickname.

Speaker 11 (02:34:29):
Right like it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:30):
So that's cool, very very good. And you're a young guy.
You're about to move into your new house in the
next couple of days. I understand. Ye, yes, on a
ninth actually a new build with a pregnant wife. Oh
that sounds like friends helping or you get a you
got a company.

Speaker 13 (02:34:45):
Oh I'm so owd I have been the guy. I've
been the guy that's helped. So yeah, if they're listening
right now, I will see you Saturday there, all.

Speaker 1 (02:34:53):
Right, all right?

Speaker 10 (02:34:54):
Now?

Speaker 7 (02:34:56):
Are you going to get to help decorate it? Or
I don't get your favorite sports teams? And you know
I'm trying to. I think I get the garage. I
think that's like where my stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:35:07):
Hey, hang on to that. You won't have that forever.
Just I'm just saying I got a nice letter here. Yeah,
we were talking about these I gotta find the story
these these fetishes that are out there, I mean most
of them. You know what what turns people on? Josh,

(02:35:29):
do you remember what a bassie ophelia is. Yes, that's
the impaired mobility wattracted to people. Let's go back to
that love a limp acro tomophelia, the attraction to amputees.
But I was struggling to pronounce all these things, and

(02:35:50):
I got this nice letter. Dear Bob and Tom show
I have a fetish for hearing words mispronounced. You have
me so wet I need to change my passage. Well
you're welcome. Sorry, I actually wrote that.

Speaker 5 (02:36:05):
Yeah, Rob actually wrote that.

Speaker 7 (02:36:08):
This sounds like a sweet, loving girl. You need to
contact her. Yes, I mean that's and thank her for
a letter.

Speaker 1 (02:36:14):
That's all. That's a match made in heaven. And then
we have your fluid detection gum. Do we have anything
else going on over there at the news desk?

Speaker 5 (02:36:21):
Yeah? I think this is when you wanted to get to.
Excavators off Florida's Treasure Coast have recovered and estimated one
million dollars worth of gold and silver coins from a
Spanish shipwreck, Queen's Jewels LLC says that more than one
thousand coins thought to have been minted in Spanish colonial Bolivia, Mexico,

(02:36:42):
and Peru were discovered in the site tied to the
ill fated seventeen fifteen fleet uh Sure, which sank in
a hurricane on July thirty first seen seventeen fifteen.

Speaker 1 (02:36:53):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (02:36:55):
Under Florida law, any treasure or historical art Florida Law, oh,
any any treasure or historic artifact abandoned in state waters
becomes property of the state. What so a license for
recovery operations may be allowed.

Speaker 1 (02:37:12):
That seems to have kind of a ripof Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 7 (02:37:15):
Why can't you find it and then yo, go into
international water scuba back, pick it up and take it
out to your fun their mouths.

Speaker 5 (02:37:24):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:37:25):
You find it and you're shut up. Yeah, you take
it to the Bahamas and in some places that it's
a lot more than fifty to twenty percent. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:37:35):
The law mandates that roughly twenty percent of recovered archaeological
materials be retained by the state for research, collections or
public display.

Speaker 1 (02:37:43):
Franks Obama, you know he's at the bottom of it.

Speaker 4 (02:37:53):
I do know.

Speaker 13 (02:37:53):
They'll make money off the Discovery Channel episodes that they
put out for it because my father in law watches
The gold Mine Rusher all the time and he's a
freak about it. So they'll they'll get paid some way
on the back end with a TV contract.

Speaker 1 (02:38:05):
Have you ever watched gold Rush? Oh? Man, I remember
something else. I watched that series years ago about the
a tocha something. Yeah, that was a sad story. But
they and they'd go down there. It was those giant vacuums, right,
they'd be sucking up all the yep. Why is it
every dude with gray hair loves gold Rush? Understand what that?

Speaker 3 (02:38:26):
I love it?

Speaker 10 (02:38:27):
I know.

Speaker 13 (02:38:28):
It's like big Tonka trucks that they played with in
the sandbox when they were literal, and they're like, they're
doing it on the TV.

Speaker 1 (02:38:35):
So these were all gold coins, gold and silver? Okay,
silver too, Okay, i'd like to I'd be, uh, you know,
gold is like thirty five dollars an ounce or something.
But I mean they're not gonna melt it down. I
would think that, Yeah, you don't think it'll be any
smelting really? Oh, they'd have to take it to the smelter. Yeah,
a smelt. I thought you wouldn't go straight to coinstar.

(02:38:57):
I mean, wouldn't the the the antique printing beam more valuable?
You know what, it's coin belongs. Indeed, we know.

Speaker 8 (02:39:08):
Like you've never taken anything from a sighting. I've been
to your house. Oh except for that goldhead.

Speaker 1 (02:39:15):
Yeah, I saw that Mayan gold head.

Speaker 13 (02:39:18):
They're going to advertise them on Fox News channel commercial
breaks and get all the old people to start buying
the collectors on.

Speaker 1 (02:39:23):
William, I talked to you about Mayan relics. That's right.
I have my own airplane's pushing mine relics. These were
loaded from some people many many years ago, and now
they can be yours and never mind them. They're fine.
I always like.

Speaker 8 (02:39:43):
Seeing William Devane's name in the credits, don't you. Oh no, yeah,
well he's always a good time.

Speaker 1 (02:39:47):
Oh, this will be good. He is very good playing Kennedy.
Do you ever see that? I haven't? You? Very very good?
Can't do that anymore, Ted, none of them have aged enough.

Speaker 2 (02:39:55):
Uh.

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