The BOB & TOM Show - October 8, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show. Hey Annalie. Great Halloween party.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Thanks Colin, but nobody's eating I guess they're tired of
the same old chips.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
And dip sounds like you need to spice things up,
how with something different and exciting you might not have
tried before. It's the perfect snack for Halloween because it
comes in bags shaped like ghosts. It's called boo food.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's right. They're like free doos, but they're shaped like
cheerios cornholes you can enjoy by the fistful.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I'll admit I am curious, but I'm not sure I'm
ready to get boo food.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It can be uncomfortable at first, but eventually you'll grow
to love it. Just bum rush your local grocery store
and aim straight for the.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Rear, and that's where I'll get boo food.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Now, you might only be able to take a little
at first, but once you're used to it, you'll be
able to take it all.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm still not sure getting boo food is something i'd like.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Here's an idea. Let's talk to your friends. I bet
some of them have gotten boo food before.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hey, Fanny, you ever gotten boo food?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I wasn't interested at first, but Frank begged me to
try it, so eventually I loosened up and let him
give it to me. Did you like it?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I don't want to get boo food every day? How
about you? Rose? Do you ever get boo food yet?

Speaker 6 (01:53):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Annalie, what are you saying? You know what?

Speaker 7 (01:56):
Colin?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Let's do it. Hi, I'm Pierce Bottoms, President and CEO
of Little Bugger Snack Foods from Pink Donuts to Sticky Buttons.
We've got your ass covers.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
So Annily, now that you're getting boo food, how do
you feel?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Alrighty? Hello, It's it's time again five a top show.
We're the O'Reilly Auto Bart Studios. Yeah, yeah, I was.
I was choking at the silak in church news desk.
It's Kelly Collette, There's Pat Gottwin, Josh Arnold, Hey Ace Cosby.

(02:57):
I'm Chick McGee and now my man, the host is
the most master of disaster. It's pumping the is in
your cottage? Hello, Tom? How are that's right? Good? Good morning?

Speaker 8 (03:12):
Hello babies. The nickname thing for the new guy's catching
on By catching on, I wanted to know what Tom means. Oh,
I can't imagine. I've said hello to A twice today. Right,
that's the new guy we should explain to Kelly who's
sitting in today. Uh, the fellow that was over there
that I was talking to behind the glass. Yeah, aas
our new is it names Aaron? So I'm trying to

(03:34):
get the name AA to stick. Yeah, just a.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Tom says it's catching on because Tom said it twice. Yeah,
and that you.

Speaker 8 (03:42):
Walked in here and you said hello to Kelly said hey,
k C. Yeah, is that your nickname?

Speaker 9 (03:48):
It is now catching on.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Let's catching on now. But I've always been against nicknames
that derived from your name, like Grizzwold for Grizz.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
You want something that has to do more with the
personality with an incidents per we.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Call Aaron nails or something because he's tough. He say,
we should call Godwin a A.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
That would be mean or rehab or or rehab. It's
a little funnier than A or the anonymous part I
guess is over right. This also happened in the green room.
Tom goes, I think a A is starting to like
a A. A goes.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
That he said no it's better than jickstick name which
was buck Turd was Yeah, I used that's a good
one that fell out of my head yesterday, George buck Turd.
I believe Ace, your nickname has always been Ace. I've
never known you as anything but Ace. Who named you Ace?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
School teacher? School teacher called you Ace? That's cool. I
was kind of smart, so can answer all the questions
going a Ace, You're an Ace. That's better than my favorite,
Oh god, once upon a time.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
That's okay. Well, hello, welcome to the program. Thank you
for joining us. A couple quick things. Congratulations to miss Well.
Now we've got to get this verified.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Mss Kathy Fullers is gonna have problems with us.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
Of West Olive, Michigan. The winner of Week five of
our Pigskin Pick Them competition. She wins the five hundred
dollars E gift card to Steven Singer Jewelers. Josh, your
thoughts A nice young lady.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Well, I'll ask Kelly, Kelly, who do you think this woman?
What man did she ask advice on picking the football game?

Speaker 9 (05:40):
Uh? Chattp, I mean he's usually right.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
About a lot of things. Is there like a chat?
She pet?

Speaker 8 (05:49):
There should be just from the feminine point of view,
I know it'd probably be right a lot more.

Speaker 9 (05:56):
I mean, mine's pretty feminine. Mine's always validating my feelings.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
You know.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
It sounds like to me, like you can do that.

Speaker 9 (06:04):
Yes, you can upload screenshots and be like, am I
being gas lit and chatty? TP's like, yes, you are,
Like really, Yeah, I like laid out like medicines at
CBS and I was like, which one should I take
for a cold? And it like gave me all the stuff.
It feels like a mommy Yeah. Sometimes, Yeah, I've never
used it. If you my best friend.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
Kelly is right, you could ask, you know, what is
the most effective eye drop and it will give you
a analysis. Now, I don't know if they're building bias
into that.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
I know they probably are.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Pretty soon it'll be well. According to the Maurine people,
this is the one to buy. But I was in
the process of announcing Josh Kathy Fuller of West Olive,
Michigan wins Week five. There was a three way tie
for first place. Eleven out of fourteen games, no one
got all of them right this week.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
That a tough week.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Yeah, but she beat all the various tie breaking of
there's a formula for the tie breakers.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Nicely done. We'll be talking to her tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (07:06):
And by the way, if you want to be part
of Week six, there's still time. Just get your entries
in before the Thursday night game. Just go to Bomb
and Tom dot com slash contest. Just pick the winners,
don't worry about the points spread. Chick had a pretty
good week though, didn't he eight and six? Yeah, there
you go, there you go.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
We're back now.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
Just a real quick sports note. Yes, mss Kelly Collette,
you are from the greater Cincinnati area.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
I am born and raised.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
And and huge news. My favorite player in the NFL
was just traded to the Bengals. Oh I thought Gardner
Minshew was your favorite player. Yeah, but he's not that
active right now, Gardner. My favorite two players would be
Gardner Minshew Joe Flacco. I love Joe Flacco because a

(07:54):
friend of ours said he was the nicest guy in
the NFL. Yeah, I like it. One nice guys.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You know what's so nice about him? He's just apparently
a good person. Yeah, donates charity.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
But mister Flacco has been traded of all things within
the state of Ohio. This is kind of a weird.
Joe Flacco, what's the story? Check he's gone to what
He's gone from the Browns too.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
He's traded from the Browns of the Bengals. That's right,
because we don't know when Joe Burrow is going to
be back. And Jake Browning threw three picks last week,
so they had to do something, evidently, So they did.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
And I believe the Browns have had more starting quarterbacks
than we've had presidents of the United States times three.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well, the story is that Shador Sanders still evidently will
not move up the depth chart. He's still a quarterback
in name only. He's just kind of headphone holder, a
clipboard wow, headphone holder. He's still not going to make
it on the field, I guess so.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
And apparently mister Flacco is they wanted to start this week?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, he'll probably start this week against the Packers.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
So, I mean, quarterback in an NFL team has to
be fairly complicated. Do you suppose they'll do stuff like
you would do in the on the playground?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
All right? Uh? You but your namebody? Okay?

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Yeah, you button hook, you do the post pattern. It'll
be interesting to see how it goes.

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Yeah, because they haven't worked together yet, right, No, he's
there yet.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, Oh, he's probably somewhere taking seventy one sounds. Yeah,
he stopped at Timmy Horton's. Then. You know it's standard
when an NFL player is traded, they go grab a
greyhound and go to the next That's right, it's interesting.

(09:33):
Well we have a bulletin, Good morning gang from the
letter department. All right, I'm new guy. Aaron's mom yep, Mammy,
mamma a a. I will have you know. Aaron's nickname
at home is kitten, by way of paying homage to

(09:57):
father knows best. There you go, that's just for Tom.
I'm guessing I love the show. Glad he's working with
the best. Well, thank you, Tina. That's very nice of you.
And I think is that really your mom? We've called
his windows been sealed off. Okay, allow him no sunlight yet.

Speaker 9 (10:14):
That's kittens should stick. That's a cute nickname.

Speaker 8 (10:19):
By the way, Kitten is a husky gin. Oh well,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Is that fair? I think you meant dog and I
was like, no, no, no, he's a big guy. Yeah, what's
your point? Kitten? Kittens are a little and small and cute. Well,
that's what that's that's a nick That is a nickname,
Curly for a bald guy Curly.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
So maybe it's because he'll come up to you and
let you pet his paws.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
You're sweet enough to Okay, you scratch his as he
kind of lifts it up really.

Speaker 9 (10:57):
Along the keyboard to work when he walks it away
from you.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
But you know, okay, you're talking about a good No,
what's again sketching off? What's Congratulations to Kathy Fuller our
winner for week five?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Is she from the Kathy Fuller four? Oh? The Bobby
Fuller four. Oh yeah, that's one of your iconic most
famous bands in the history of the world. Probably, that's
a great song. I fought the law the long. They
have a follow up, No, not they.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
I believe it's I believe it may be down to
the Bobby Fuller one. They surfing drums there.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, Buddy Holly, thanks a lot, Beach Boys, thanks a lot,
Hot Sun. Hello taking it off here boss.

Speaker 8 (11:51):
The guy that wrote this song just passed away a
couple of weeks ago. That it's just a couple of
weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (11:57):
Yeah, Wow, it's a tough room. Oh yeah, what's coming
up in sports.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
We had Major League Baseball playoffs last night, Aaron Judge
all rise, he went yard finally in a playoff situation.
That means they hit a home run. Tom, Yes, the
world almost stopped rotating. Yesterday Joe Flacco was traded from
the Browns to the Bengals. Tom is very excited about that.
We had a head coach in the NFL find for
disciplining the player shouldn't have done when he shouldn't have

(12:28):
did what he did. NHL started last night or not
the night before. But we got some finals just for
Josh all right, and Jerry Jones is in trouble with
the league. A game an obscene gesture this one. Yeah,
the video, saw the photo. I saw the photo. The

(12:48):
photos you stare at.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
He's a he's a he will appeal. Yes, yes, I
was gonna say he is appealing. No, no one's ever
said that about Jerry. Joe he said will appeal. He
says he accidentally put up the wrong fingers.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
He said he wanted to do a thumbs up. I
mean put it this way.

Speaker 8 (13:10):
If you were hitch hiking and you couldn't distinguish between
a thumbs up and a finger you probably wouldn't get
too many rides.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Oh, you're gonna get hit with a lot of half
full so standing at the side of the road flipping
off truckers.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I put up the wrong finger. Armorr. We have your
letters coming up. I'm very excited about that.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
And sitting in with the at the news desk, it
is once again Miss Kelly Collette. Who I understand a
big adventure. You're about to move to New York City.

Speaker 9 (13:36):
Yeah, splitting some time there. Some very excited.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
It is exciting. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
We were talking about how I'm kind of afraid of
the subway. I'm a little afraid of getting.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Stuck on it. You'll be fine, You'll be fine. Yeah,
Or you should be afraid of the subway. What do
you do? You'll actually pick I spent years in New
York City and never had anything in the thirties when
there were half as many people.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
I was just in New York last year and I
took the subway several times.

Speaker 10 (14:04):
Well, but you're probably one of those weird You're a
tall guy though, you're you know, I would mess.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
With you very intimidating. Yeah, that guy, Oh he's I'm
robbing him blind. Yeah, I'm not beating him till I
hit subway floor. Okay, we'll try to one. I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
I talk you into having more fun too, and so
you'll be just fine. Right now, it's quiz time. You've
been hearing about the SILAC annuities on the show for
quite some time. I'm talking about the SILAC insurance company.
What's an annuity? How do you find out about him?
It's all about having money when you retire. So it's
time for us to do the McGee three three questions
from the SILAC Frequently Asked Questions desk. Bring it question one,

(14:44):
Chick McGee. Yes, I want to browse and read about
all the SILAC annuity options. What's the SILAC website address?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Well, that's easy, Tom, It's silacions dot com. That's it.
S I L A C I N S dot com.

Speaker 8 (14:58):
Okay, you got that one. Now this is interesting. I
like this idea, a twenty percent bonus by going from
a four to oh one K to a SILAC annuity.
Where do I learn about that?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Again? Just go to silacions dot com and click on
the Bob and Tom logo to request more information. That's
very simple.

Speaker 8 (15:17):
How about this one, says dear mister McGee would be
too much to ask for you to read the SILAC disclaimer.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I can't possibly I'm overworked as it is. I'll try
to do it.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and
surrender charge period selected and maybe subject to a premium
bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth
rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions
apply see silacions dot com slash disclosures. So have some fun,

(15:49):
check out what's going on in the world of retirement annuities,
et cetera, et cetera. Looking forward to a lot of
cool stuff going on in the world of news today
and your letters of course, and a lot of folks
very excited from yesterday's news about Rush, the great Canadian
power trio taking.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
You're not excited about it?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, no, yeah, I'm a fan. But I you maybe
got two letters. I'm guessing so a lot of people
are excited. I'm just I'm just laughing at Josh Tom.
If I get five letters, that means several thousand people.
This is each letter represents three hundred people. Ace is excited.

(16:28):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I'm excited Okay, you're gonna go see Rush?

Speaker 8 (16:31):
Oh yeah, Jason and I are gonna go. We may
have to travel to go see who is this guy?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's what I what I'd say. You don't like Rush?
I like Rush fine, And the men who hold high
prices must be the ones that do you know who
the band? Do you know who the band? Rushes? Yes?
I do.

Speaker 9 (16:53):
Yeah, just because of that movie I love you man,
that's the only reason three and I was like, I
gotta check out.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
This isn't a tradition to yell fart when he sings
heart closer to the heart, closer to the fart. Don't
you do that?

Speaker 8 (17:06):
I don't now, Miss Kelly, Miss Kelly, if you were
to go to a Rush concert, he would be the
only female.

Speaker 9 (17:14):
Just a bunch of guys playing air guitar.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
I was trying to figure it if there'd be more
guys at a Rush concert or a Eliza Minelli count.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I'm not sure. Remember the first time you saw Game
of Thrones? Remember that that was cool. I let's go
back to Rush.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
Okay, all right, we are in the Oreilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are the
musers on the pod. So far we've discussed people we love.
I didn't tell you guys Cuban email. Well, no, that's
not things we love. Got way into typewriters. How many
typewriters do you? Let's not podcast any estimate. It's time
to get really down and dirty. Forget to promote it

(17:59):
on social media. So what is our podcast about? Whatever
we feel.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
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Speaker 1 (18:09):
Welcome back to the Bobby Tom Show. At the Silac
Insurance News Desk. It's Kelly Collette, there's Pat Godwin. Ahrkay,
there's Josh Arna. Hi, he's Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. I'm disgruntled.
Yesterday I lost the Nobel in physics. Today I lost

(18:29):
the Nobel in chemistry. Well this is ridiculous. Yeah, it's
all about the forms you fill out and who you know.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
You know, maybe you should go for the Nobel in math.
Oh wait a minute, they don't have a Nobel on math.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Let me ask you this. When you were filling out
the form, yeah, and you got the sex did you
write yes?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Please you? That's what's happening that we have told you
about that going at those Swedes have or wherever that is.
There is no bell in comedy.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Oh boy, right, Dyno mighte on it. Isn't that the
source of the nobelna mon didn't He didn't He Alfred
whatever his name was.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
You didn't invent dynamite, isn't that? But somebody had to
invent it? Well, you know what dynamite did for this country.
I'm not the railroad.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
Well yeah, all your tunnels. Not to mention the career
of J. J. Johnson, whatever his name.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
J J.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
Johns. Okay, I love that. You have to pay him
to say dynamite.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
You know what I I that's fine, that's fine if
I would do it.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
Too, if you, if you hire him, if you want
him to say dynamite, it's an extually.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Thousand that's right. If I'd have been him, I'd have
shot somebody. Probably you want to hear it or not? Yeah,
a thousand bucks. Wasn't that the name of his first album?
Didn't That isn't nice thing? That's fifty years ago though.
And you know he had a he had a handclap.
He did with it too, don't I he did that?
I mean, you don't have to, you don't have to
pay Larry the cable the guy. I'm sorry, could we
get to get her done? That'll be a thousand dollars.

(20:14):
I bet it's in there. Yeah, I bet he worked
it into the price. We all we all pay somehow.

Speaker 8 (20:20):
Okay, it's time out to check in with letters. We
should point out that Ms. Collette is from the Greater
Cincinnati area, now the home of my favorite NFL player,
Joe Flackhall and and she's about to move to New
York City, New York City. She's sitting in for Christy Lee.
Christie is in England right now.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
So exciting buying a baby. Uh oh yeah, the British
babies are all the rage. No, you guys have it wrong.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
On the way back from England, like most people, she's
flying through Shanghai where she'll be purchasing a baby.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Oh okay, I don't know that route.

Speaker 8 (20:58):
It's it's it's kind of a secret. Do you have
any letters over there?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I do, Dear Bobby tops Show. There was a new
cat in my area. Oh, that's always fun, kitty cat.
And I I did not give him a can of tuna. Okay,
I did not. He has now brought all his friends
to my back door and they are picketing outside my
house with this is abuse signed? Oh sure, yeah, yeah,

(21:26):
cat's no abuse when they see it.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
Now, Josh, if you comment, is your kiddy an organizer?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
No, she's she is a schemer, but on her own,
although there we think Biscuit might the other cat might
be the organizer.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, that's his sister brother her sister. Yeah, yeah, they're sisters.
Do you have this getting gravy or my do you do?
You have both of them at your boy? Uh?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, yeah yeah, and uh, Gravy is often accusing me.
She doesn't speak great English, as you know cats. There's
a lot of rs and m's and when she picked
up yeah, yeah, So she's always asking for things, like
the other day she wanted part of my burger and
I said, no, gravy, this is for me.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well this is this is just beuse And so now
it's it's catching and dear Bob and Tom show. This
is from Crystal in Mason City, Iowa. I love listening
to Josh imitate his cat. Why has no one come
up with the idea to do a bunch of quick
cartoons Josh and his cat?

Speaker 8 (22:28):
Oh all right, happy to do that. We got a
cat news story for you. Headline associated press. Missing Virginia
store cat found after hitching ride to another state.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Whoa cat? I love? Don't you love bodega cats and storecats?
But this cat? This cat? A dog? I love store
dogs too, store dog? Yeah? Oh yeah, I love store dogs. Yeah. I.
In fact, next week, by the way, we're going to
have a dog here. Oh?

Speaker 8 (22:58):
Is that that is a technical issue that I can't
just us, but one of my dogs has to be
here all next week?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Okay, all right, breaking your own rule of no dogs
have to walk it all day?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah? How did that happen? We can't bring dogs in
in the bottom. What he meant to say was only
certain breeds. Well, that's of course true. That is true.
He thinks Boston's area is ugly, that's you. Yeah, no,
I like Boston here. Oh guy, it freaks. So here's
the story.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
A store cat went missing from a Low's or the
Giant hardware store in Virginia.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
A cat would love a lose Yeah, no kidding? And
aren't there is it a nationwide in the chain of
loads that every store has to have birds in the ceiling?
Is that? I think? I think it just happened. Well,
I think that's why you want the cat.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
You know that that cat is climbing up stacks of lumber, going, okay,
mister birds.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
And I was there the other day and I hear
this is a bear, a big bird. I love that.
Don't store birds? I love France. Scene is the name
of the cat.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
A calico cat had disappeared from the store in Richmond, Virginia.
Apparently had hopped on a truck while they were bringing
in items for the upcoming Christmas sale.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
If it's a calico, it is a girl. All calico
cats are girls. Is that true? Yes, it's true. Right,
I thought I heard that.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
You now we're going to get letters. I stopped making
stuff up? What miss Francine. The cat was discovered at
the company's distribution center in Garysburg, North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh, well traveled kitty. Uh.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
Two Low's employees made the ninety minute drive to retrieve
the beloved feline and bring her back home to the
Lowe's Hardware store.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
That's a fund. That's a sweet story, little kitty having
some fun Garysburg, North Carolina. Huh? Isn't that the New
York of the Eastern Seaboard that it's beautiful there.

Speaker 9 (24:57):
Maybe it was trying to leave. Yeah, they're just like
all I see is the store.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Oh that would be heaven for a cat.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
Like as Chick said, you've got birds everywhere.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
They love being where they're not, and cats and Christmas
trees don't necessarily get along.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah I got lucky. Yeah, I had a couple of
ornaments knocked over and then she got it out of
her system.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Christmas trees had to get them out.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
There was a point in my life where I had
to this high strength wire. You had to nail it
to the Christmas tree, to the floor and end to
the ceiling because the cats would just run and there.
You couldn't correct the cats because they had a better
life than possibly the guy that was living in that house.

(25:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, one doesn't correct, No, don't correct.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
In your palance. Was there a calicos involved?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
It might have been a female. Okay, okay, very good.
But that's a sweet little kiddie story this morning. Now,
can I tell my kitten story?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
I love that it's not quite the season yet, No,
especially in front of company. Okay, okay, go ahead with
dear Bob Tom show.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I dated a guy briefly a few months ago, he
was showing so many red flags that I went ahead
and I kept ignoring. One morning, we were driving into
town and I turned the Bob and Tom Show on,
and he exclaimed how much he did not like the
Bob and Tom Show because of all the bickering and
heckling that goes on between us. I get it, Oh,

(26:46):
I get it.

Speaker 9 (26:47):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, we're gonna have to, needless to say, that was
the biggest red flag to me, So I broke up
with him immediately. Is Tony with an Eye from Cincinnati?

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
So we're helping people.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
We'll be helping people with their love lives. Coming up
a little bit later on today with Sexy Time with
Ali Breen, where we take your letters and help you
with your with your love life. Dear Bob and Tom Show,
tom ism from our twelve year old?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Good? Was this a letter by the twelve year old?
Or no?

Speaker 8 (27:24):
This is from Alex dad Well asking for Coleslaw. She
referred to it as ranchy salad. Yes, perfectly valid.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Huh, but isn't there coleslaw dressing that's specifically for Coleslaw?
Wasn't it?

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Just?

Speaker 11 (27:43):
Man?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I guess you could just dump a bunch of ranch
in there. But I think Marsetti's I believe makes a
coleslawd Oh nice, it says Cola.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
And the secret to Coleslaw is not too much of
the liquid. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to You don't
want to know, you don't want too runny.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Too wet. Yeah, you don't like it wet. Yes.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
The one of the things we don't like what you
put cole saw on a sandwich, Oh, dude, on like
a barbecue brisket sandwich.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Reuben doesn't know that, gross, says the incorrect.

Speaker 9 (28:13):
I have never eaten coleslaw in my entire life.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I look at it. It's good if it will make
you feel any better.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
I was at least fifty before I realized it wasn't
cold slaw.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I probably cold slow like something that would make yeah what,
I don't know what it was. Originally coleslaw roasting over
and open fire. That's messy, And now it's not for
my cat story.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
Put a fire up from Grand Island, Nebraska. Here, Bob
and Tom.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Show, I don't know there was an island.

Speaker 8 (28:54):
I heard Josh and Tom. I wasn't making fun of
I heard Josh and Tom making fun of Rush fans
calling them nerds.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Well that was me. And by the way I was
calling them nerds, I wasn't necessarily making fun of them.
And I might point out that they know their nerds
and they're proud exactly their ner That's kind of what
I was saying too. And I would imagine all their
apps work and they know how much they're spending every
month because they're nerds.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
I don't well Verne from Grand Island, right, So I've
seen them live twice. I've never played Dungeons and Dragons
or watched Game of Thrones.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Peace okay, right right in back, say Winter's coming.

Speaker 8 (29:33):
Well, we're talking about the band Rush, is there. The
two surviving members have chosen a wonderful what's her name,
Nikita or something some German German Okay, I was close
ni Her name is Krus Jeff Hoffbro on drums and
some guy on the keyboards. They're going to take They're
going to do a fiftieth anniversary tribute tour to their

(29:56):
former the Late Drummer.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I feel like a.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
Lot of fans are doing that. They're replacing the dead
members with women. Yeah, yeah, maybe that's just one other band. Sorry,
everybody's doing it one other party.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
It's the same thing when the Allman Brothers replaced Way
with the keyboard player.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
Right cz top just as one bearded lady.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
That would be yea. Yeah, the new bass player a
bearded lady. I want to see that video. Were you
strangely attracted to the bearded lady? Josh, No, it was
never my thing me either. Anybody liked the bearded lady.
I prefer the scorpion woman with extra legs.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
The only one time I went to one of those
freak shows, it was at the fair.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Oh you those freak you out?

Speaker 8 (30:45):
I know they did, and it was essentially you're walking
through a disease ward you know, what is it? The
alligator woman, horrible Sorias.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yes, just so you saw it with actual people.

Speaker 9 (30:59):
It was awful, just trying to spin what ailment they have.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Lobster Boy, of course, Lobster Boy was the king of
those shows.

Speaker 9 (31:06):
Did you hear see the documentary? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (31:09):
Yeah, with unusual hands. Yeah, I eat that stuff kind
of freaks me out.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
The only freak show I went to it was just
stuff and jars. It was at like a steak fair
and let's go into the freak show maybe with three
heads and.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, it was like a doll and like an alligator
tail together. Yeah, yeah, it was. Have you seen the
movie Freaks? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Have you ever seen that?
Miss We have not.

Speaker 9 (31:31):
Is it a horror movie?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
It is? It serves a guy in that.

Speaker 9 (31:35):
Freaky Friday that this is a sequel to.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
It's vastly different. The guy doesn't have any arms or legs,
and he uh like a match out of a match
box and lights a cigarette and he's squirming around with
a dagger in his mouth. They're amazing. Oh yeah, it has.
It has real back then what they would have called free.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Yeah, but people who have various freaks. But it's'n he.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Worried about the nineteen twenty nine freaks. I don't want
to not come in here now.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
The closest thing we ever had of that in the
studio would have been the Jim Row Sideshow Circus.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, they would consider themselves a freak show. Probably Enigma.
Remember he was tattooed from head to toe.

Speaker 8 (32:20):
Mister Enigma could he was tattooed, as you say, head
to toe, and he wasn't at all like puzzle pieces.
He could take a tennis racket and take the strings
out obviously, and and take it from his head and
go all the way.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Down his body. He was so slender. But then there
was another guy was Enigma. The guy that Enigma was
the guy who would ale gave cinder block. He put
a hook through the head of his male member and
attached it to a cinder block and picked it up
and then and then he swung it back and forth.
But then he.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Did the finale drummer roll please, he spinned it circle.
It's twisting his male member.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, so it's twisted. And Jim Row said, on here, oh, beautiful,
beautiful Enigma, It's time for the twist. The twist he
would spin it. Thought was that Anima or was that
a guy named Lyfto. I think Enigma is the guy
with a puzzle piece.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
Tattoos and the sounds.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I apologized, maybe it was. I think he was amazing Lyfto, please, But.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
That was that got very big in the MTV era.
They did a big tour and.

Speaker 9 (33:30):
I want to imagine that you guys didn't have cameras
back then, and you're just in studio describing something that
happened that. Yeah, he totally picked it up.

Speaker 8 (33:39):
We promised and The other memory from that episode was
Jim Rose had he was he would eat glass, and
he had eaten glass a few weeks prior to that
and had stitches in his mouth. So he asked me
if I knew a doctor. So I called our good
friend doctor Bill, who came in here, and he didn't
have any surgical tools. So he took remember this, he

(34:02):
took a nail clipper. Oh yeah, sterilized that and it
was taking out taking out Jim Rose's stitches.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Ah, those were the days.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
That's the same afternoon that I think someone in the
staff had gave somebody some free journey tickets with them.
There might have been some trade quid pro quid, pro coil,
quim protel.

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of fun and we're going to find out more about
our guest, Ms. Kelly Collette, and we are in the
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Speaker 1 (35:36):
More of the show is on the way.

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Speaker 1 (36:18):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts
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Auto Parts. At the Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Kelly Collette. Hello,
There's Pat Godwin, Pey, Josh Arnold, Ti, there as Cosmic.

(36:40):
I'm Chuck McGee.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
Hello Tom. We're still going through listener's email. I got
a couple quick things here. First of all, Kelly Collette
is going to be headlining the Hashtag Comedy Club Columbus,
Ohio this Friday only see bus one night, one night
only Kelly Collette.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
And while I'm at it, let's see Willie g is
going to be doing a show at Peoria's Jukebox Comedy
Club with Colin Hunger coming up this Friday and Saturday.
Lots of great comedians out there, so borns your local
comedian if you can. Let's see no Oh, I got
a real quick update. Remember we had the story about

(37:24):
the the kitty cat, Francine. Sure Francine was the official
cat at a Low's store, went missing in Virginia. Turns
out she hitchhiked. It turns out you.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Apparently it hopped on one of the Low's trucks and
ended up in North Carolina and Garysburg, North Carolina. At
the distribution center that Francine has been returned to, a
couple of employees went to other by the way, Low's
does not have an official policy on storecats.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
What about birds? Store bird?

Speaker 8 (37:54):
But it says Francine was astray has been living at
that low store for eight years. Both up employees and
customers love Francene. A local brewery is hosting Francine Fest,
a community event to celebrate the homecoming of the kitty.
So that's a nice sweet that's a great idea nice
happy cat story. So and but but they do say

(38:16):
that that Francine did help. Uh, she caught her share
of mice. Oh good, because theos has that indoor outdoor area. Sure,
you're you're gonna get a couple of critters in. Yeah,
bags of seed, you got all kinds of things.

Speaker 9 (38:28):
She just leaves them by the display doors at the
back of the store.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Oh yeah, well cats will do that. Yes, well they
present to you. They'll walk up. Yeah, thankfully. Mine are
outdoor cats, so they'll I don't get gifts like that.
Have you ever seen the video online of a cat
and a dog? A cat brings a mouse in from
out and drops it at their owner's feet. But this
golden retriever that a dog door brings in a snake

(38:54):
and puts it on the bed with the homeowner. And
the golden retriever just lays down and the snake is
slithering on the Check this out. Yeah, see what I
got you, mom? Check it out? Oh thank you.

Speaker 8 (39:08):
Let's go back to the Bob and Tom Show mailbag.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
This this stick is weird, Dear Bob and Tom Show.
I just spent about an hour online trying to convince
myself I'm not crazy. Okay. Did I hear Eddie Money
on the Bob and Tom Show one morning after he
played locally the night before. As I remember the interaction,
there was a lot of banter about how late he

(39:35):
stayed out after the concert and how hung over he
must have been, and there was an incident about someone,
possibly a date, that had stolen his wallet. It's all correct,
is that? Yeah? Not sure, but I think he performed
give Me Some Water and nailed it.

Speaker 8 (39:55):
It was he was He's played, He played on our
studio a number of occasions. He was great, but he
was it was a rough morning for him.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, as I recall, do you remember when this came
on the radio the first time? Oh, come on, it's great,
Tony Money fan job, terrific sent. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (40:17):
You know, his name's Eddie Mahone that used to be
a police officers baby hold on, Yeah, that was one
of those that was there was like a newsletter for
DJ's and they would give you just that. So every
every guy said the same thing.

Speaker 8 (40:37):
Jack has nailed that. That was probably said thousands and
thousands of times. He was really great. He was a
really good singer and a pretty good saxophone player.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
And uh but.

Speaker 8 (40:47):
Yeah, he I believe the phrase horse stole my wallet. Yeah,
at one point emerged on the air and on the.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Air and I said, oh, that's a funny story, and
he goes hey, no story. So he did have a
rather prominent what they call a die job. Yeah he did.
And he's a lot taller than you think he is.
He's like six three four. Yeah, but he what.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
A funny commercial near the end of his life where
it was like an insurance commercial and he was selling
somebody two tickets to paradise and he's saying, yeah, was he.

Speaker 9 (41:20):
A solo list or was he in a band?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
He was a solo guy? Okay? Managed by managed by
Bill Graham? Right, Bill Grahm.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
How do you guys just notice stuff?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
And why? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (41:33):
Managed by well, Bill Graham was a famous impresario. I'll
explain how show business works.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Managed Zeppelin.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Oh, well, that's well known, the guy with the bat,
Peter Peter Grant guy they parody and spinal tap carrying around.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
The sounded just like a answered that. That was weird.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Thank you way, that was Uh, we have time for
one more quick letter.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Oh I thought you had it. Oh, dear Bob and
Tom show That's what I meant. I'll go. Last week,
you guys were wondering if Linda Carter was in the
Wonder Woman movies. Who managed Linda Carter? She cannot be
managed camp container. You can only hope to No. She
had a cameo appearance at the end of Wonder Woman
nineteen eighty four. Also, thank you for introducing me to

(42:21):
songs like Wildfire and Mongoose. Keep up the great work.
That's from jin j y n in Nina, Wisconsin. Oh
all right, well, thank you very much. You're welcome. We're
coming up.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
We have a couple more letters of interest. We have
a kind of some interesting things in the world of
sports coming up today. Playoffs also, we have playoffs. We
have Halloween news and Bob Ross, the painter in the
news in a big way today. How about that, the
late Bob Ross.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Well, you can't get anywhere on time? What are you talking? Okay, No,
he had a good manager. He was always on, Oh yeah,
who's this manager who gives Ross Ross? And then we
have a guy who had to go to the hospital.
Who else did he? Man where they have a very.

Speaker 8 (43:13):
Special tool to remove rings from the no, no place.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
You know, they can't cut it because of the heat
and my god, the heat. Oh man.

Speaker 8 (43:23):
Yeah, you don't want a guy putting on a welder's
helmet and you that sound as they approach your genitals.
We are in the Rally Auto Part Studios. This is
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Team of Light. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac
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Hooker's here. Hi, there's Josh Arnold Cosby. I'm chick. Hello, Tom.

(44:08):
Let's talk about women. We got, we got their problem.

Speaker 8 (44:13):
We got coming up, Ali Brain, Jessica Alsman in the studio.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Right now, we have miss Kelly collect, Jessica Hooker, and
this lady right here. It's gonna be Kathy Fuller. She's
from West All of Michigan, our week five winner of
the Pigskin Picks football competition.

Speaker 10 (44:32):
It's our first female lady this year.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Perhaps, Jessica to help you with your question from earlier,
oh Man, do you think she had got advice from.

Speaker 10 (44:42):
Probably your brother.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Women sports?

Speaker 9 (44:47):
I like to pick based on mascots, which one.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Would be the other?

Speaker 8 (44:51):
That maybe that's actually I would probably and then maybe
just as useful these days. Let's see, Miss Fuller was
in three way tie for first place, got eleven of
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Speaker 1 (45:44):
I guess you could use the old ball and chain
if it's the same sex relationship, right, oh yeah, sure, sure,
you know, yeah, and wife and husband are certainly use
a same sex What are you saying now? What else
would be a gay couple?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
One guy can refer to his uh, you know, gay,
his husband or whatever as the old ball and chain.
I think it's totally acceptable. It doesn't signify sex. That's
saying the old ball and.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
This is said two balls. This is a two balls
and chain.

Speaker 9 (46:13):
That's why we all just say partner now because you
can't you are able to guess what you are is possible?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yeah, a partner to me always sounded like a business thing.
Well it was, Yeah it is now too.

Speaker 13 (46:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:25):
Hey, you know you're you're in a law firm. Hey,
I heard you made partner right. No, I didn't have
sex last night.

Speaker 10 (46:31):
I heard s O the other day and I was like, yeah,
I heard that a lot like significant other.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I don't like that.

Speaker 9 (46:39):
I like insignificant time too.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah. I like boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, you like it.
You wanted to be clear that who's the dominant force
in the relationship, don't you? You say alpha beta? Don't you? Yeah,
the dominant force. She's courrectly sleeping.

Speaker 8 (46:59):
No, there's something there's something romantic about boyfriend and girlfriend.

Speaker 10 (47:03):
You like that.

Speaker 8 (47:05):
My sister is eighty something and she has her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
I've never understood why that was considered a social faux pod.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
It's great. I do too. Yeah, a lover is too
much detail. Why did fiance catch on like it has?
I don't know. Why did we come up with our
own thing?

Speaker 9 (47:25):
Yeah, Beroth when I'm exchanging for goats and land, I think.

Speaker 8 (47:31):
It's because the French are associated with romance.

Speaker 10 (47:37):
I don't think you have to put a label on
it at all. I could be just like, hey, this
is Josh Arnold. I don't need to say that you're
the guy I'm dating or whatever.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
You know what I mean, not.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Dating, We're just friends, friends with benefits.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
It's just a way of saying, like everybody I'm taking right,
stay away from me. That's the only hmm.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
All right, well now I could get behind that. If
there's a term stay away from me? Yeah, yeah, you
don't think you give off that vibe? To hell with that?
Welcome mat Okay, let's check.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
In with Let's check in with sporting News. We've got
some interesting stuff in the world of sports speaking. We
have our own errand now in the building. He's our
newest employee, is catching No.

Speaker 10 (48:29):
I called him kitten as soon as I came.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
His new nickname is Kitten. His mom calls him kitten.
How can you go against his mom? Tina he's very
upset that AA, and he's the only one YE catching on. Well,
I'm only going to call him A. Well, everybody else
is calling him.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
A cool last name is.

Speaker 9 (48:49):
That's so cool?

Speaker 10 (48:53):
I don't want to say it if he doesn't want
us to share. No, it's not Hitler Bush Obama.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
It is Biden Hitler Busch. Biden Hitler Busch would be
one of those pr people.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
He said that I could say it. His name is
Aaron Duval.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Double A A A Duval.

Speaker 10 (49:21):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
You got to be a Jaguar fan and it's a
capital V.

Speaker 10 (49:25):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Oh yeah, it's different what you reading over there? The
latest Aaval Thomas Pinchion wannabe so far from an hour
three of him describing the room I just walked into.
Uh now, it's not time for us to check in
with sports all rise we have Aaron Judge hit a

(49:48):
tying home run and drove in four during a clutch
performance last night. Yankees fight off elimination. They rallied from
five down to defeat the Toronto Canada Blue Jay nine
to six in Game three of their A L d s.
Get out of here with your love, bats and your
mulsen that's right, Tom, your thoughts on Canada in general.

(50:13):
I'm a big fan. One of my favorite bamm one
of my favorite. Well, now they're there, there's a problem
I have with Canada. BAMF b A n and there's
two f's right, b A n f F. It's an
m bamp. I thought it was BAMF.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Emerald Lagassi. Yeah, it's not that it's any better, but
is it bamp? I like Oshawa because when I was
a child, my grandparents took my brother and I to
Canada and they would say, Joshua was going to Oshawa,
isn't that fun?

Speaker 9 (50:49):
He said something else?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
What did you think I said? Witz?

Speaker 9 (50:54):
I literally heard it so wrong.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah, Joshitz is going, hey, you know, it wasn't that fun.
Though his real name's Mahoney. It used to be a
police officer. That's the latest from Eddie Money reach Out.
Maybe hold on, I say to our guests, when things

(51:17):
run through your mind, keep them bered as well. It's
my fault. I did say what did you think I said?
And I should have said as they told me after
my first show, they said, let Bob and I handle
the comments during the news. Okay, you just be quiet
Yankees fight off elimination Blue Jays. Yankees won nine to

(51:39):
six last night. One of my favorite names in sports
jazz jazz chisholm oh junior boy.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
That is so close to jizzim it sure is? It
is band with an B A n F F Yeah band. Sorry,
I forgot I went skiing there, but I've forgotten how
they spell it.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
That's all right. And cal Rawley they call him the
big dumper. They do no explain to our guess why
they call him the big dumper. He's got a big,
big butt, No way. Kirby puckets yeah, and it might
be it might be bigger than Kirby's what it is
a sight to behold?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Let me ask her producer, Can we side by side
of Kirby Pucket's ass and the big dumpers?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Ask? Thank you and.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Email there's need artificial intelligence. Do you suppose artificial intelligence
will occasionally answer a question and go really seriously?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Do you?

Speaker 8 (52:36):
I want to ask our guest question is Kelly Colets.
You're with us and Kelly is a comedian or a comedian?
Do you prefer to have a preference?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
You care?

Speaker 9 (52:45):
I think comedian?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
You like comedian? Yeah, we we have been trying to
teach Tom you're a lady comment.

Speaker 8 (52:54):
I was talking to my lady doctor, the dermatologist, the
other you know lady doctors. It's Graham Parker whatever. Great
song got me a lady doctor. Sorry, what is your
uh policy on? Let's just say in your romantic life,
which I know nothing about, Let's just say you and some.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Fellow are in a or some girl whatever you can.
I'm trying to say. Let's say Kelly's dating somebody. Yeah,
and you're at a remote location. You have to know.
It's not what you say, it's how you're saying it.
I think.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
And he has to do a major transaction of the
intestinal variety?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Would you expect.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
Him to do it in the in the hotel bathroom?
Would you want him to go downstairs and take care
of business there?

Speaker 9 (53:45):
I'd prefer to go downstairs to take care of business.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
So you would go downstairs? I would go downstairs.

Speaker 9 (53:50):
I mean it depends how how how closer?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Right? Right?

Speaker 9 (53:55):
If you're dating so am I dating the big dump?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
If you're dating a big I say, hey, anybody, let's
go go down to them.

Speaker 9 (54:02):
Also separate hotel rooms. Also, yeah, yeah, there's you got
to maintain a little mystery until, like you know, two
years in and then you can just stay yourself.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
That's fair, you know.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
And in the hallway relationship is so filled with romance.
I still don't know what his dump smell. The mystery.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
You can just see some really old lady, you know.
After all these years, Clarence never once dropped a deuce
in my presence. That's love. More sports coming up. How
did your marriage last all those years? Clarence had always
have his own hotel room for pooping.

Speaker 9 (54:40):
He never ate spicy food.

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It's a time to check in with Josh over there,
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coming right back. We have the Ladies Show today. We
have Kelly Collette right there. We have jess Hooker right there.
Coming up, it'll be Jessica Allsman and Ali Breen. And
congrats again to Kathy Fuller from West Olive, Michigan, our

(57:14):
week five winner of the Pigskin Picks competition. Nice work, Kathy.
These are the Oreilly Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
To the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your
car care needs. Get the parts and service. You need
fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.
At the news desk, it's Kelly Collette. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Jeff Hooker, Hi, Josh Arnold. Hey, he's Cosmic. I'm Chick McGee.

(57:44):
Hello Tom. A quick update.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
We were talking about the Jim Rose circus, the sideshow
thing where we had the guy Enigma. He's updated himself.
He's still out there and active. And mister Enigma is
a tattooed head to toe.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, and uh, I believe when we met him he
was in the process of getting them filled in right. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
The puzzle pieces, Yeah, he has it. It's all puzzle pieces.
And he now has horns implanted nice under his skull.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Wow. Yikes. When you get them, when you get them
caught on stuff, they're kind of stubby. But nevertheless, you
couldn't wear hats, no, if you go to tip your
hat to a lady. Yeah. Son. Back to the sports page.

(58:37):
We were in Major League Baseball playoffs and Cal Rawley,
the Big Dumper, hit a two run homer. Eugenio Suarez
and JP Crawford had solo shots and the Mariners beat
the Tigers eight four to take a two to one
lead in their best of five American League Divisional series,
and the story that Tom has waited his whole life
for Joe Flacco is on the move again. The Bengals

(58:58):
acquired the veteran court back Super Bowl MVP from the Browns,
along with a twenty twenty sixth sixth round draft pick
yesterday for a fifth round pick next season. Flacco's forty
years old give Cincinnati another option. Jake Browning struggled since
replacing Joe Burrow. Burrow out with a toe injury, got

(59:19):
that in Week two. Flacco started the first four games
for the Browns this season. Ninety three out of one
hundred and sixty passes eight hundred and fifty eight hundred
and fifteen yards are two touchdowns with six picks. Dylan
Gabriel came in to replace Flack on the Browns, making
him a trade bait. As they say in the NFL,

(59:41):
turn your michaeland off Don.

Speaker 8 (59:43):
Dylan is no religion to Roman Roman Gabriel. Roman Gabriel,
what a great name.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
That was great quarterback at Oregon. He was quarterback for
the Rams. I think he wrapped up his career with
the Eagles. Got a big tall guy. He was also
in the movies. Oh yeah, he was. Yeah, he was
in a movie called The Undefeated with John Wayne. Oh
that's right, you remember, you remember John Wayne Gentlemen to
the medicine cabnet and two people with knowledge. How many

(01:00:13):
teams has Joe Flacco played for? You?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
I saw like every team in one division, or at
least except for the Steelers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Yeah, Brown's Bengals, Ravens for sure, and didn't play with
the Steelers. Those are that four and se An MVP
with the Ravens. He was Super Bowl MVP. Yeah, yeah, okay, absolutely,
they won the Super Bowl. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
And according to our friend the late John Feinstein, the
nicest guy in the NFL, Joe Flacco.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Does at Flacco sound like something you Oh, man, my
my hardy board on my siding. It's all split in
a little flaccoll that'll take care of Oh yeah, it's.

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
The boat sinking and they spread Flacco on the thing
and it's even in water.

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
Six isn't a quarterback in the movie The Replacements Falco.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Falco? Yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 9 (01:01:02):
It's like the same name. I don't know. I thought
you guys were talking about him for the first five
minutes and I was like, are they messing with me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Wait a minute, it wasn't Falco. Wasn't there a rock
Me on the Day? It's rock Me on a Days? Yeah,
that's a good song too, it is ye oh yeah,
I thought so. I'm with Kelly on that. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
It's just it's easy to sing, isn't it just the
same word over and a.

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
Day?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Is that did weird? I'll make that rock me? I'm
eat me. I'm a Danish or something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
I don't that's not weird now. But I heard rock
Me Jerry Lewis when I was a kid. There was
maybe it was a local radio station.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Did that rock? Great? Rock me Jerry Lewis? Hie, that's fantastic.

Speaker 8 (01:01:43):
We should introduce I forgot to introduce everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Is that the original? You like this kind of stuff,
don't you?

Speaker 13 (01:01:51):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
You love it? Is this Falco? Yes? I'm going to say, yes,
it's Eatie Falco. Isn't that why.

Speaker 9 (01:02:02):
It's that keyboard ing there?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah? Rating was this? This was MTV era? Yeah, nobody's
ever heard the song. And when I wonder what decade
this game is.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
Let me reintroduce our guests sitting in at the Silent
Insurance News desk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
It's mss Kelly Collette.

Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
Comedian Kelly's going to be at the hashtag Comedy Club Columbus,
Ohio this Friday only. You can see your live and
in person. I'm so sore back with mister Flacco.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Uh that's right. And also from the NFL two people
of knowledge of the penalty say Cardinals head coach Jonathan
Gannon has been fined one hundred thousand dollars by the
team after a heated sideline altercation with Imari Demark de Mericadocado,
uh de mercado following the running backs fumble the last
before we got Isn't that rusty? Isn't that goal line

(01:02:54):
stage play? The marcado? Yeah? The mercado? Yeah, yeah, that
is a which one is the that is?

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Uh yeah, it is kind of an o pearl friend
the geisha or something. He kind of Yeah, I had
to see that in college.

Speaker 8 (01:03:10):
You said, see never remember so you can find a
coach for for how he talks to player. Well, he
talked to him, yelled at him and hit him twice.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's the coach and uh bye, I
told you about this when I played high school football.
That's right. I didn't start, but I was there and uh,
they had a spirit stick. It was about, I don't know,
eighteen inches long and he'd hit you in the side
of the helmet with that. Man. Oh boy, would you
be arrested for that today? Oh school coach? High school coach? Yeah?

(01:03:45):
Are you kidding me? But it worked? No, No, it
really didn't. I mean you were still I was still
You're still chick. I was a smart ass. Yeah, I
was an area of smart ass. What I was now
I'm a national smart smarts a newspaper after a local
smart ass. Aria smartass becomes as I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Never mind what I thought, he said, we already had
one huge footb Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
No, he's not blonde with blue ones. Yeah, thank you
very much. You thought, I said, Arian.

Speaker 8 (01:04:19):
That'd be a weird sitcom. He's the Aryan smart ass. Actually,
I think he moved from Brazil.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
What could happen? I think I need to share this, Jason,
be alert. I just sent you a picture that you
need to put up so everybody can see it. It's
me at about thirteen years old. I just found this
yesterday and I put it up on my Instagram. At
the chick McGee, but I think you guys deserve to

(01:04:49):
see it. Okay, as you can see, it's uh, it's
Christmas time, Okay when I was eleven or twelve years old, So.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Well, good while he's getting that up. Yeah, how do
you feel about this penalty? Like this fine for this coach?
Was he completely out of line or is it like, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
It's a different league, it's a whole different Yeah, and
that's a different it's a different sport. And you asked me, right, yeah,
and uh so I'm I'm against it. I mean, I'm
I'm for it. He should have yeah, and he did.
He apologized to the team and said he was sorry.
All right, that's not who he did. The guy deserve

(01:05:26):
to be getting yelled at. Well, yeah, he dropped the
ball before he yelled at, but not punch. Oh he
dropped I mean one of those drop it before he
crossed the finish line. Yea for the Cardinals. Did you
see the hit? Oh? Yeah, and it's uh, the guy
didn't feel it. I'm sure. Okay, he's a little the
coach is a little squirmy guy in the stomach and

(01:05:47):
on the side as he walked away, gave him one
of those stomach. But the one place the guy doesn't
have any patty. Yeah that's right. The coach knows, but
he didn't have a helmeta. I should have punched him
in the face.

Speaker 9 (01:06:01):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Okay, now are we here's the picture? Okay, there he is?
How about that? I want to get sixteen?

Speaker 10 (01:06:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yeah, you look very mature. I never u I'm the
same height there that I am. Now, wow, I hit
like thirteen and that was it for me for growing
nice bangs. I think it's a great picture.

Speaker 10 (01:06:22):
Dude, it is.

Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
Are you wearing glasses or not? I can't tell.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Yeah, yeah, okay, and a fancy headdress. And you got
a nice finial doabro back there on the tree.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
No, yeah, not only that, but what the tree topper? Please? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
Is it Latin?

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Oh no? The brand German? I just say things.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
Okay, it's called a finial dopper opera. What's it called
the top of the lamp?

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
That can it's also a final Yeah, the end of
a drapery exactly becmes like a.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Character from Harry Potter. I am finial, I am huff
and puffs, puff and puff?

Speaker 9 (01:07:06):
Is that what you said? That's those are the kids
out in the hallway with the paper bags.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
That's a good picture, chick, That is good. Oh, speaking
of pictures, hey, can you put that one up of
the poster? What poster? Just what it with you and posters?

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
I think it was an interesting thing we talked about
in high school. What let's ask our guests, Kelly Collette,
when you were in high school, say, or college? Did
you have posters on the wall like of like celebrities
And I don't know, I'm a musicians, right, I think so?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Yeah, I think you have like I don't know what
you're a boy band? Was your fave?

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
I guess I was a Backstreet Boys kind of lady.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Did you have a Backstreet Boys poster? I did not.

Speaker 9 (01:07:51):
No, I think I had like a blinkity to one
of those.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
That's fairly it's the only one.

Speaker 9 (01:07:57):
I think I had. A South Park poster of.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Just is hilarious. Yes, the youngest brother Baby? Yeah? You
did you find that? Do you have that? Why we
know this? We know about all this now. This is uh.
This comes to us uh.

Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
From some nosy listener from Cicero, New York ron kind
enough to write, Hey, Tom h this is on the
wall in the local bar in Syracuse. You are not insane.
This poster is famous. It's the five Zappa Krappa poster.
Once again, these guys didn't think this exists. That I
told you, don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
It was iconic for the era. Well, thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (01:08:36):
Jeez, I don't know who that is. I loved him
in The Princess Bride.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Though exactly it does look like, Yeah, that's the great
Frank Zappa. Great about the inaccessible? How about you can't? Yeah,
very you're like my music. I hate you. Yeah, very
fine musician. When I say music, I meant noise.

Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
And he has this soul p He was one of
the first guys with the big soul patch, the big stash.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
I think in contemporary Three Musketeers was Frank Zappa. Yeah,
I said, in contemporary music, you music well by the
contemporary era, of course, I mean jazz from the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
For we don't like us, just tell us you don't
like us.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Don't do subtle things like keep bringing up this Frank Zappa.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
It's almost like you're trying to get rid of us.
Wait a minute, she was at least the respect of
telling us to leave. And the NFL is fine. Dallas
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones for two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars for an obscene gesture made toward fans at MetLife Stadium.
That one, that's what I've never seen a clearer middle

(01:09:48):
finger presented down and.

Speaker 10 (01:09:52):
Goes with it. Oh yeah, you can't deny that at all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
But that brings us to other famous middle fingers. There's
that's a poster Badass and from Sports Illustrated back in
the late seventies. It's Jim Kick and Larry Zonka. Larry
Zonka the one with the bird there. Now he's being
coy but right, and they put it on the cover. Yeah,

(01:10:17):
that made the cover, but they have that. Yeah that
was famous. Yeah, but they didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:10:22):
That's what they call.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
It was more famous than fives up a crapa.

Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
Yeah, I would say there those Yeah, for those that
know what an iconic moment in history is, that's one
of two.

Speaker 10 (01:10:36):
I feel like, are there any Easter eggs on any
album covers around here?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Like things?

Speaker 10 (01:10:42):
Maybe not the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Fingers he loves Yeah, why would you ask that?

Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
Now, there was a there was a there was a
famous famous know of people of a certain age around here.
There was a famous high school team photograph where a
guy's junk. I believe it's the current about that is

(01:11:06):
clearly visible.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Wow, Ace, why didn't you behave yourself? It's a it's
a true classic.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
You missed a couple of the middle Finger photos Johnny
Cash of course, miss Johnny Cash and the rare mothers there.

Speaker 10 (01:11:26):
Yeah, there's that one. No, I think it's a I
think it's an A L. S thing that he's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
And I thought you were just yes ending. I didn't
realize there's an actual mister Rogers. Yeah, but he's cupid, said.

Speaker 10 (01:11:41):
World, Yeah it was, it was. It was a show
about American sign language. I don't think it was.

Speaker 9 (01:11:47):
I took sign language in high school and that's no, No,
that's not It wasn't one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
That we learned. I think they probably caught him halfway
through a maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh he's not
just having fun with like the crew. I don't think so.
I think he's they caught him.

Speaker 8 (01:12:08):
The problem with this is now, in today's world, you
could have that done with AI in thirty minutes, thirty seconds.
Excuse me, So there's going to be everybody, you know,
Jackie Kennedy hugging le Oswald and getting the getting the fan.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Time things because it was.

Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
Paul played Devil's for you, Josh, because you know there's
the shot of him with the rifle in the newspaper.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
It was really hard to fake that back then.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Well yeah, yeah, yeah, you get a nice exact NiFe.
And yeah it was much more I saw what Oliver
showed that and.

Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
Much more difficult. Let's see now where were we? Oh,
one more quick thing. Congrats going out to Kathy Fuller
of West Olive, Michigan, our week five winner of our
pig Skin competition. Make sure to get your entry in
before Thursday. Go to Bob and Tom dot com slash
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Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Thank you, Steven Singer. What is it again we're awarding
it's an E gift there you go, gift All right?
What if one of the Rock and Socking robots was
presenting that gift card? Yeah? World record coming up? You
like tacos. I like this world record. You know that

(01:13:25):
nachos are just broken tacos. That's center think about that.
When we come back, we'll discuss for broken people Chos,
broken talko. If Frank Zappa made Mexican food, it would
be nachos. What you're not? No, I love nachos, but
there to look like a mess when you know.

Speaker 8 (01:13:47):
I see, Well that's interesting. I lost my But what
what was the phrase you gonna?

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
I think? I think nachos are just broken tacos. Oh,
that's my favorite Nora Jones song. That's a really good
We need to hear some one of your favorite Frank's
episode to try to whittle it down to one if
you could. Tom, Frank has his own sphere of music.
It's his own thing. I mean, you know what he does.
He probably doesn't even like him, no, I he he

(01:14:16):
has no idea what any of holding back idols are.
Frank's son is currently touring doing Uh Frank's attribut clearly
not Frank's because Frank is deceased.

Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
Huh, Why am I defending him? We are in the
Aralli Auto Park studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
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Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show at the
Silac Insurance News desk. It's Kelly Colette. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick.
Jess Hooker's here. Hi, gosh Arnold Jack. They land. They
say we want to take one human with us to
explore the universe. Would like it to be you do
you go or stay? Oh? You'd hear would be we'd

(01:15:06):
see a spinning hat and I'd be out of here.
Wait the antal probing. That's fine, Okay, I hear you
get used to it. There's a Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
You'd have to get used to it. Human body is amazing. Yeah,
write down the time that we were discussing prison love.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Yeah. And I'm just my dad, he warned us. I'm
being practical.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
He's something a guy who's trying to convince a girl
of something.

Speaker 10 (01:15:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
By the way, when I brought him my dad, it's
back to the aliens.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Not I was running under your dad and two tours
one of his two tours of duty in Vietnam.

Speaker 7 (01:15:49):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I thought Charlie was not his boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
One of his favorite movies was Close Encounters and uh
he but he told you he'd let us know every
time that he watched that as kids, he would he
would turn to this and go, just so you know,
because the Dreyfus gets on the ship, yeah, and he leaves.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Yeah, And my dad would always would just let you know.
I'm I would that's my choice as well.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Wow, So he was just telling us he would abandoned
the entire family.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
So then he'd go and now off to bed. You guys.

Speaker 9 (01:16:19):
That was my dad's favorite movie too.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Oh wow, he loved it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:16:23):
There must be something about dad's not wanting to be
with their families and being like that looks nice just
to leave your family behind.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
It's not just dads that's disturbing. Yeah, I mean he didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
He didn't mean it in a like I don't I
don't want to be around you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
It was no.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
I I would prefer, though, to have some answers about
the universe.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Why do you think those stories about people faking their
own death and starting a new life somewhere are so popular?
People live vicariously through I mean everybody, everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:16:55):
I daydream about it every day.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Spielberg said he would not have done that ending had
he already had kids would be a different movie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
Interesting, we just had that guy. Was that in Minnesota
or Wisconsin?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Just last year?

Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
That remember that take the drowning fake the thing and
they had to spend a fortune looking for the body.
Turned the guy turned up in Europe somewhere.

Speaker 10 (01:17:16):
I think in Australia.

Speaker 8 (01:17:18):
Yeah, yeah, those those things do happen. Let's go around
the horn and introduce the ladies. You mentioned that you
have miss Hooker over there. We have a city sitting in.
It's Kelly Collette. She's sitting in at the Silac Insurance
News desk today.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
It's nice to see you again, Kelly. So happy to
be here.

Speaker 8 (01:17:37):
And speaking of the ladies, Kathy Fuller is our winner
from West Olive, Michigan. She won Week five and our
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You can enter too, get that done today. Just go
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(01:17:57):
Thank you, Steven, and we returned to the sports.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Paer Stupid World Record competitive eaters Mickey Pseudo and James
Webb have broken the Guinness World Record for the most
soft shell taco's eating in one minute. Okay, I wonder
what kind of numbers were working with you. Yeah, Pseudo
and Web consumed a total of nine tacos in one
minute during Taco Cabana's Taco Eating Championship. No, I've never

(01:18:24):
had Taco Cabana. Mickey Sudos is a is a lady
Nicky Pseudo? Mickey, Oh, Mickey Pseudo. Yeah, she's like, I'm
gonna say, like five five, one hundred and forty pounds
may Yeah, you's so fine. Yeah, yeah, oh, Mickey, You're
so fine. Everybody run, little Tony cheerlead. Basil. Yeah, I

(01:18:45):
always said Basil, and then I think you guys thought
me it was Basil. Is it Basil wrathbone or Basil
wraith bone. I don't know. It's not Basil wraith bone.
I'll tell you not wrath bony. I said that deliberately
to get the I don't know. I don't think he did.
He messed it up. We know White House Press. Yeah,

(01:19:05):
the tacos were made with you felt it necessary to
mention this part of the story. I tell you've already
misread everything. The tacos were made with in house flower
tortillas and filled with refried beans and a mix of
shredded cheese. It's different. I think it's cheese, and I
don't like.

Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
That's important. It's easier to eat. Also, they're soft tacos,
which is important. I would argue ground beef is easier
to eat than refried beans.

Speaker 10 (01:19:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
I think you can chew and swallow ground beef better
than reflect beans.

Speaker 10 (01:19:36):
You know, beans are like already shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Yeah, that's the thing. They're paste. It's tasty chewed. Would
you go to a restaurant where they chewed your food
for you? I'm into baby birds like to do that.
That would be really coolies to birdies. How can I get?
Can I get you? At least your Silverstone owns it?

Speaker 9 (01:19:58):
Oh my god, I remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Oh yeah, well she was chewing the food for her kid.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
It was like ten mother's love. Oh god, boy, he'll
be running a motel, won't he. Therapy begins.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
By the way, to clarify, the James Web is not
the telescope.

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Wait, it wasn't a telescope that was in the taco
eating contest. I thought it was certainly because that James
Web is so so famous because of the telescope. But
when you see the name James, you know what that
James Web telescope is in space?

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
I love the deep sigh, Like, how do I explain
this to her?

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Yeah, it's a telescope, telescope and space. It's all these
great images were getting into the universe coming from the
spectacular telescope. Now, uh uh? During the break, you're done
with that? That was your James Web. No, I just
I was, I just I just wanted to see if
she knew who it was. I thought everybody knew. Once again,

(01:21:07):
you want us, You want us to hate you. Why
the air? You're not kind, you don't reach out.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
He's the boyfriend who's acting cold and distance so that
we break up with him.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
He wants us gone, but he wants us to leave
on our own volition. Yes, by the way, don't you
my god? Man? Let's move forward here, all right? Where
were we? I had an AA during the break. It's kitten.
Oh I heard you kill We're saying we're doing kit
kitting man, it's gone.

Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
It's down to the tracks. Mom calls him kitten. The
new guy. You've seen the new Amaron, a big guy beard.
I don't mean to be boring. His name is Aaron,
a a arrow, and we're calling him a dose. You
gotta have a nickname, right.

Speaker 10 (01:21:53):
Nobody else has nicknames around here, Well, not that we
were aware of.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
We have somebody, you know that they're aware of for
the for the purposes of this show, they have a nickname.
Wait a minute, their scumbag ding and Dong. Hello, Bobby
Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:22:10):
Hey guys, it's Aaron next door. Oh yeah, I'm just
sitting here wearing my Nirvana's shirt and my tough skins.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Uh huh?

Speaker 14 (01:22:22):
I heard you got that email from my mom?

Speaker 8 (01:22:25):
Yeah, mom, your mom Tina wrote us a little note
said that she calls you a kitten.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
You're a big fellow.

Speaker 14 (01:22:30):
Could you could you guys block her email? Before you
know what, you're gonna start getting jello salad recipes.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Oh boy?

Speaker 14 (01:22:39):
Pictures of her two ferrets.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Two ferrets, two ferrets? What are their names?

Speaker 14 (01:22:48):
She named the new ones Cagney and Lacey.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Isn't that nice? Hi? Time? That was a dated reference.

Speaker 14 (01:23:00):
Well, the old ones were t J. Hooker.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
I see, so you went from two males to two females. Well,
Mattlock is now a female, isn't she not my Matlock?

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Andy Griffin? Look it up.

Speaker 14 (01:23:18):
I heard Tom called me a husky gent.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Yeah, you're a big fella.

Speaker 14 (01:23:23):
Well, I mean, could at least be nice, I at
least call me like pleasantly plump hmm, Well okay, don't
care for that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
A corpulent fellow? Would that be? Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:23:36):
No, I just just more than anything. I just just
called me by my cool nickname. Please.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
What's that big Time? I like my big time big Okay,
thanks very much, our best of cagminelights.

Speaker 8 (01:23:50):
Okay, I ate those obscure references. See the James Webb telescope.

Speaker 9 (01:23:55):
I always liked that, James Web, the guy who eats tacas.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
You see what I heard throughout the telescope. I thought
it was the.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Talking Yeah sure, but it's to be distinguished from the
Jack Web telescope, which looks down from breakdown, looks down
from out her space, looking at dirty hippies.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Just different than piss me. I just I just do
this to make Josh.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
That's a knockoff of the dragnet name Jack Web that
starts after that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Kelly, do you know the dragon.

Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
I love Dragnet melody done, Don't, Don't. I used to
watch Dragnet really yes and Get Smart all the.

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
Get Smart was great, so good. Dragon Dead was unintentionally hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
I like the narrator, the voice.

Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
Oh yes, yeah, eight o'clock. It was It was a
It was a Tuesday. I wore a like coat. My
name is Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
My partner's Gannon. My partner's Bill Ganna. We're looking at Friday.
We were catching hippies in the valley looking Reefer.

Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
We always said, you're always talking about Reefer after his Heart.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Yeah, I love that show.

Speaker 8 (01:25:11):
We're coming back to the Oreilly Auto Parts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
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Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
Silac Insurance News Desk, it's Kelly Collette. Hello, there's Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick.
There's Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. Hey, there Cosby. I'm
Chick McGee hello, Tom. Hello, Chick McGhee is pat ready
with the song. Tom it his Yeah, Yeah, where'd you go?

(01:25:50):
Ready to go? He said, what he got? What do
you need? What have you got? My songs of stories,
songs of my own about a verse of killing me soft.
I love that, Chandler bing for that. Now you're leaving
for the You're going to your high school reunion? Yeah,
this weekend a big three to Oh. Yeah, I have

(01:26:11):
pro jeria. It's an aging disease. Are you have you
ever been to one?

Speaker 11 (01:26:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
This is the first. Yeah, I'll be seeing a lot
of people I haven't seen in thirty years.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
We're all kind of shocked at that. You're you do
not seem nervous about this or apprehensive, like you're more excited.

Speaker 7 (01:26:28):
You know.

Speaker 11 (01:26:29):
I think I might be because I haven't been home
home in a while. I'll see my fishing spot, some
pizza places.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Yeah, oh awesome. Yeah. It's a beautiful country, too, beautiful
area of the Come. Now was this a public school? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:26:39):
Yeah, I got thrown out of Catholic school. Oh boy,
so I went to the Dallas High School, our public school.

Speaker 8 (01:26:46):
This is not Dallas, Texas. This is no put it's
the name by the same guy, go m Dallas. Oh
it's probably really confusing to people.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
It's very confusing. You're from Dallas and.

Speaker 11 (01:26:55):
Our football football team's being honored on Friday night at
the stadium.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
They're the Dallas the new Dallas Stadium. Did you play, yeah,
part of a state championship team.

Speaker 11 (01:27:04):
Or well we didn't have the state championships that were
like done in the off season, so you were your
pick state champion.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Yeah, like my local newspapers and stuff. Cool. He just goes,
it was a long time.

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
Have they sent you a newsletter'll tell you which guys
are dead? Gosh, oh yeah, we did get that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
The last reunion I went to, they had a tree
and they had their pictures hanging from the tree. People
memorial tree, memorial passed away.

Speaker 9 (01:27:30):
My high school just posted a memorial and one guy
wrote on Facebook. He goes, I'm still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Can you guys fix this? WHOA?

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
And so they and then they had the common thread
was hilarious. It was just like it was like, good
to see you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Whose funeral did I exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
By the way, there's a tree I planted for you
somewhere to stop banging your wife, guy and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
You have the story. I had a guy who drowned.
I had a guy who got ran over by a car.
He passed out in the middle of the road, late
at night, country road, and oh, this is great, let's
just go around the horn. How did your friends die? Gosh,
you got any go to ons for me? He got
some time. I got too drunk at a at a
party and fell asleep in the bushes. And you did

(01:28:16):
bring this up. Tom never woke up. Yes, but I
didn't want specifics. I don't want to hear about. You know,
Phil Crowder who fell asleep.

Speaker 8 (01:28:24):
In the middle of I seventy Phil Crowder is an
iconic story you learn from Phil kroud name?

Speaker 13 (01:28:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Is that a real guy? Phil Crowder?

Speaker 8 (01:28:35):
Now, Pat would you like to have one of your
songs launched by a news story?

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Would that be the way to go here? Or was
the song about the reunion?

Speaker 11 (01:28:45):
The song is about aging and stuff, and that's about
the reunions not necessarily funny.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
You got to do a couple song. We're used to that.
You that spider. No, you could play the jack web
thing again. Take the show to a grinding home. I
don't know. You don't have to be the only one
bringing it to a hole? Is this a guitar song
or a keyboard song. You want to hear these semi uh,

(01:29:09):
it's kind of a I've got to hear the notes.
What it's the notes you don't play? You know, I
don't know what it is. But when Tom and I fight,
it's kind of funny. When Tom and Pat fight, it's uncomfortable.
It's real, yo, yo, it's real. Yeah, yeah, And now
here's three four.

Speaker 13 (01:29:36):
Walk up this morning? Something just staying a right? Headaches
my israe like I was the last night. I'm hurting
all over the Maybe I'm getting cold. Wait a minute,
that's right, I'm just getting old. This life is killing

(01:29:58):
me and on live forever. The only things that keep me.

Speaker 15 (01:30:04):
Alive and all together are titanium, screws, BP meds and statins,
plant based foods and no more Manhattans.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
I see a.

Speaker 13 (01:30:19):
Pat machine, yoga and green tea, kale smoothies, vitamins and
old Meg three. This life is killing me. My brain
is foggy. What was I thinking? Feels like I'm hungover

(01:30:42):
but I wasn't drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Go to bed early and I eat right, but.

Speaker 13 (01:30:50):
I wake up in pain like I was in a fight.
Olds life is killing me. Why does it come as
a surprise. Should have taken better care of myself when
I was twenty five, because.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Now it's speed of fifty, Saint.

Speaker 13 (01:31:08):
Jose, baby aspirin, It's the fourth quarter, and I'm heyl
Mary passing saunas and ice baths.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
But let the truth be told, I'm not getting any better. No,
I'm just akining old.

Speaker 13 (01:31:26):
This life is killing me and these last years aren't
so kind.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
I missed the things that comforted me.

Speaker 13 (01:31:34):
And he's my worry mine like sheeese, burgers and fries, sagarettes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
And whiskey, sex, drugs.

Speaker 13 (01:31:43):
And rock and roll and behavior that horse Risky made
a fortunate too, never saved it down. This life is
killing me, but I'm having one hell of a time.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
This life is cute.

Speaker 13 (01:32:00):
And oh yeah, this life is killing me.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Oh Friday night, take your Stratton's, take your stag, your
omega through Manhattan's.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
So have you, Kelly? Have you been to a high
school reunion?

Speaker 9 (01:32:17):
I did. I went to my I planned. They put
me in charge of my twentieth.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Wow last year, were you like student council president?

Speaker 9 (01:32:25):
I was not. I They sent an email out and
they're like, does anyone want to help with their reunion,
and I was like, I will be on a committee
to help. And then they just sent in a newsletter.
They're like, Kelly's planning it, and I was like, that
is not what I agreed to.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
A girl who used to plan our high school reunion.
She she passed away. Yeah, oh yeah, what do you do?
Yeahs the same girl who's been doing for years.

Speaker 10 (01:32:47):
I didn't go to what they I was like, is
this a curse?

Speaker 9 (01:32:53):
It was great. I think they had like one of
the highest attendance records and I don't know you yea, yeah,
I bring the parties to have a.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
And we did not have a band DJ no DJ.

Speaker 14 (01:33:03):
I think.

Speaker 9 (01:33:05):
It would have been better.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
It would have been better if Pat was there.

Speaker 9 (01:33:07):
I also liked that song. I felt like you were
just listing my favorite things though they were like green tea.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
I was like, that's good. Yeah, I have not gone
because I went. I didn't go to high school. I
have a ged.

Speaker 9 (01:33:20):
Nice So you just went to bacteria.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Well, yeah, reunion. We just all got together together. Remember
remember the Saturday we took online that those were the days?

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
Okay, why was exclusively Facebook and I'm not on Facebook? Yeah,
I had no idea what was happening and none of
my friends bothered to call me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
That's exactly right. Wait did you not go to prom then?
Since you got you.

Speaker 10 (01:33:46):
Oh no, that's not true.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Okay, like very social went to all the prom I
went to boys. I went to an all boys school.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
So that was from really hands really uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
You like the Cracker didn't, but I understand you'll get
used to it.

Speaker 9 (01:34:05):
Yeah, body adapts.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Coming up.

Speaker 8 (01:34:11):
Bob Ross the Painter is in the news in a
big way today. Okay, And if you do, you remember
Bob Ross going back with the.

Speaker 9 (01:34:20):
Actually hosted a Bob Ross Paint and sip a couple
months ago.

Speaker 10 (01:34:24):
Are fun?

Speaker 9 (01:34:25):
Yeah, so I do art on the side, a little
side hustles, So I told everybody how to paint some
happy trees.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:34:31):
Fun.

Speaker 8 (01:34:31):
Well, those shows incredibly popular. Still, we got an interesting
story about mister Ross coming up right now. The Bob
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Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
What do you call them again? Happy trees, Happy trees?
From the Autopart Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
At the sound of Tom sneezing, will be back. Hello,
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That was a good one.
There's Kelly Collette at the news desk. Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick,

(01:36:21):
There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 8 (01:36:26):
Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. As you pointed out, is
a Kelly Collette comedian is at the Silent Insurance news desk,
and we've asked her to read a little bit about
mister Bob Ross, the famous painter Bob, perhaps most identified
by his perm.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Yeah, he had the kind of a fro. No, he
was some sort of marine drill instructor or something. Yeah,
he was an That's why he talked like that military guy.
I think. I think in Alaska he was tired of
yelling and screaming. I guess. So we always talked and
that show was huge, but we got he's in the
news today.

Speaker 9 (01:37:03):
Yes, so we got thirty paintings created by Bob Ross
will go up for auction to support public TV stations
suffering from federal funding cuts. Despite producing thousands of paintings
during his lifetime, original works by Bob Ross are rarely
found on the open market. Ross created more than thirty
thousand pieces, including three versions for each episode of his

(01:37:25):
PBS series The Joy of Painting. However, a vast majority
of these paintings are not available for purchase. Most remain
in the position of Bob Ross, Inc. The company Ross
co founded to manage his teachings and media efforts. Joan Kowalski,
president of Bob Ross, Inc. Said this auction insures his
legacy continues to support the very medium that brought his

(01:37:46):
joy in creativity into American homes for decades. All profits
are pledged to stations that use content from distributor American
public television. Bonhams in Los Angeles will auction three of
Ross's painting on November eleventh. Other auctions will follow in London,
New York, Boston and online.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
It's amazing how difficult it is to buy one of these.
Yeah there, you'd think there'd be.

Speaker 10 (01:38:13):
They're everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Yeah, they're not. I went down the Bob Ross hole
a few weeks ago and stuff you and Bob Ross. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah,
they're really hard to find. I think that's a.

Speaker 10 (01:38:25):
Really cool thing to do. I love that.

Speaker 8 (01:38:28):
But what about the paintings of kids with the big
eyes in the alleyway?

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Do you have any of those? My grandparents did what
is that the big eye thing? That's a whole, Yeah,
that's a whole. That was a movie, right, documentary and
there was an actual semi fictionalized movie about it. Yeah,
it wasn't very good, but but it was actually it
was actually the wife was painting this is yah. That's big.

Speaker 9 (01:38:51):
Oh oh I heard about that. He like stole all
other stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:38:53):
Yeah, that's a different, different story. Yeah, I know Bob
was the painter and he uh filmed all those shows
in Monthsy Indiana. Uh and uh they Yeah that was
the home of the simple black set.

Speaker 10 (01:39:06):
I had no idea I went to college there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
I never knew that right down the street from Dill Street,
I bet.

Speaker 8 (01:39:10):
Yeah, but they're very hard to find because I would
just assume they'd be everywhere because he'd made so many
of them.

Speaker 9 (01:39:18):
And yeah, but I guess not his original ones. I
guess he painted versions for each series and those weren't.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
No, No, he would, he would, he would paint three
originals for each each each show.

Speaker 8 (01:39:29):
And but I'll be very interest to what they go for.
Some of them are going for tens of thousands of
dollars on the open market.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Would you buy one? It's not my cup of tea?

Speaker 9 (01:39:38):
Not an art collector.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
No, and that isn't my Yeah. Uh, what do you like?
Monet like water lily? What do you? Yeah? What are
you more into illustrations? I've got coasters of Frank Zappa,
I've got you got three words for you? Tom Dogs
playing poker? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
Do you know what?

Speaker 8 (01:39:59):
I always thought it was sort of like a mad
magazine guy. No, that thing is more than one hundred
years old.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
And there are i want to say, like fifty different versions.
There's a lot more versions than you think they're I
love them and they're quite valuable. Yeah, my dad loved them.
They look like dogs playing poker. Yeah, pretty good art love.

Speaker 9 (01:40:17):
Wait a minute, how does it make you feel, dog that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
One dog's a cheating he's got an an shirt. Yeah,
and the bulldog has a cigar. If I remember, I
love that, it'll be so I'll be fascinated to see
what these things go for. Fascinated. Oh yeah, Bob Ross
was always very relaxing to listen to you when I'm
sick from grade school or whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:40:37):
It was Bob Ross, the what's the other the talk
shows that you would watch when you were sick of home?

Speaker 9 (01:40:44):
Donahue, Yeah, I watched different stuff. I guess I was
like watching DNA tests when I was eight years old
at home sick.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Oh yeah, a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:40:55):
Of Jerry Springer was on my TV as a child.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:40:59):
Well, yeah, Bob was just, as you say, very calming. Sure,
and I think a lot of people watch the show
and never picked up a paint brush. But it's an
it's an industry now. That company grosses millions of dollars
every year selling uh, the paint kits and in the books.

Speaker 10 (01:41:16):
And but no one has replaced him. No one has
come into that and done another show like that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
Yeah, that is kind of surprising. Maybe, you know, I
imagine YouTube is littered with that kind of thing. But
you think there are Bob Ross wigs out there you
can get. Yeah, I had one in my office. Yeah,
he was Bob Ross.

Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
It was a licensed Bob Ross Halloween cost I would
like to see that. I don't know if I still
have it, I don't know. Yeah, but it was licensed
by the by Bob Ross.

Speaker 9 (01:41:46):
I liked him and Julia Child because they always made
mistakes on air and just said eh, which I liked,
which I liked.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
I understand though those two were quite the item. Tawdry. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:42:00):
Actually hairstylist too.

Speaker 8 (01:42:02):
Actually there is a semi depressing though. She's the male
documentary peg. There is, yes, yeah, yeah, let's let's move
forward and talking about the peg.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
You want to hear a tribute to Barbara. You had
a tribute to Barbara. Yeah, Bob Ba Ba b barbar Ros.

Speaker 7 (01:42:21):
Ros Texas Brah Bob Rassas Clouds entries dead but still
on TV.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Barbar Ross, Bob turned on the two.

Speaker 13 (01:42:36):
The ball I do is stare at the hotel crazy
here bah bah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
You got me smoking in a roll and dub he's
on my long bottle ro.

Speaker 8 (01:42:54):
That's great, Yeah, very good, very good. They're still showing
the shows, right.

Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
I think Netflix picked him up for a while they had.
You could watch a bunch of them on there. But
I would hope PBS stations would still show it. Why
not he was going to do at two pm.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Good point. Well, thank you very much.

Speaker 8 (01:43:10):
Let's go back to the silent insurance news desk once again.
Kelly Collette sitting in over there for Christy Lee, who's
in England somewhere. What else if you got in your
stack of news.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
Let's see. Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:43:21):
Man locks penis with two rings over fear of genital theft.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
He was afraid somebody was gonna steal his junk dealers junk.

Speaker 9 (01:43:29):
A man in Thailand needed to be treated at a
hospital after locking his penis with two rings. The man
went to the two hospital after his member had gotten
stuck in plastic and steal rings. A grinding machine was
used to carefully cut through the rings to avoid injuring
the man's genitals, which were said to be swollen in

(01:43:49):
the size of a fist.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
A man reported.

Speaker 9 (01:43:53):
The man reportedly told rescuers that he was afraid that
someone would try to steal his penis because I get
that it's unusually large size. Josh doctor suspected the patient
might be suffering from a mental health condition or under
the influence of intoxicating substances oil. We went from whole
wholesome news to that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
You get that all the time, don't you, because the
immense size people want not so much that it's more
of the profound beauty. Is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really well, it's really very aesthetically
got I guess it would be a sea lock.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
I guess.

Speaker 8 (01:44:32):
The guy's obviously against some mental mental problems here, obviously,
But the size of a fist.

Speaker 9 (01:44:38):
That's what it said, swollen. I don't They didn't say
what size of fists, though, it could have been.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
The average classic analogies the baby holding out. Yeah, yeah, babyholding.

Speaker 8 (01:44:51):
They probably have to pour cold water on the grinding device, right,
kind of a wet saw type thing.

Speaker 10 (01:44:58):
Yeah, so it doesn't get too hot.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
He must rings, and you got to make sure that
you don't you don't cut into his flesh.

Speaker 10 (01:45:06):
Well, I think the probably sedated him.

Speaker 9 (01:45:08):
I mean, but if if you were going to steal it,
couldn't you just work around the rings?

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Like, couldn't the guy? The guy's an idiot.

Speaker 9 (01:45:16):
Yeah, let's face that would be uh anti lock anti
theft device.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
No, it's there's no club for the Wiener. Well, no,
the club, yes, there is, the Ramrod Lounge. There's a
number of the clubs celebrating members only. You have members
only jackets? Tom, I bet you did. Members only. We
had them.

Speaker 8 (01:45:42):
Yeah, we had him for the radio station. We had
logo jackets there for a while. They were you still
have yours?

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Do you really? Is that what it was named for?

Speaker 9 (01:45:52):
The male member?

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
No, No, there was a there was. I don't know
there's are they did women wear them? Remember it was?
They had a little logo.

Speaker 9 (01:46:06):
Yeah, I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
Remember members members only. I used to go to the.

Speaker 8 (01:46:11):
The Style store for big and Tall they had they
had the jacket for men with big members only.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Yeah, this joke. You really got to kick out of
that early enjoy it. Remember there there was the Style Store. Yeah,
so big and tall right there? Right, Yeah, I know
big members, big members only. They merged Yeah, the Style

(01:46:38):
big members home members. You know those guys had probably
had never went in there. I never went in there,
but my pictures in the lot. Guys had to lock
down there their big members because people were trying to
steal it. Yeah, with the club happened who the time.
I'm so sorry, Well, do you have anything more wholesome
over there? For God?

Speaker 9 (01:46:55):
For God's sake, this one made me want to cry.
Seniors given robot dogs and cats to hope with loneliness.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
A home for the Aging in the.

Speaker 9 (01:47:04):
UK is using robot dogs and cats to hope seniors
struggling with loneliness. The fur covered robots have sensors that
enable them to interact with residents and Stoneham Grove care homes.
They also are able to bark, per and sit, and
they can even roll over for scratches. A ninety six

(01:47:25):
year old resident, Barbara Hanson, told s w NS, I
understand that they are not real, but I really enjoy
the way they act like real pets and helps reduce
my anxiety and makes me feel calm.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
This makes much more sense than doing something about the
pet cats and dogs roaming the street. Can you make
them look like my children? This bathroom, I think that's
so depressing. This one doesn't like peanut butter. It was wholesome.

Speaker 9 (01:47:59):
I mean they don't have to care for yeah, and
they don't have to worry about allergies or things like that.

Speaker 10 (01:48:05):
The yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
To me, Yeah, they'll never know the difference. Yeah, I'll
just give them a robot to play.

Speaker 9 (01:48:16):
You never had, like a furbie or one of those
old toys.

Speaker 1 (01:48:18):
No, I had pound. I had a pound puppy, but
that didn't move or anything. Well you held that while
you were pounding, right, Oh it was awful. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:48:34):
They do this with They give elderly folks and memory
care babies to care for too, baby dolls that look real.

Speaker 9 (01:48:42):
High school test?

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:48:44):
Do they under is this because there's somewhat demented and
don't understand it's not a real Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:48:51):
It exercises their brain to care for something and it keeps.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
Yeah, real pets, and maybe not each person gets their
own pets, but but they could have a doll.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
Yeah, although apparently the nursing home cat not a good
idea because they often predict death, curl up on the
lap of grandma.

Speaker 9 (01:49:10):
And if men are getting robot girlfriends, I feel like
we should allow the people to have robot pets.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
Oh yeah, I'm not saying the shouldn't. It shouldn't be allowed.

Speaker 9 (01:49:18):
But you think it's weird, Well, give them a real pet,
get a real girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
Why does anybody whose robots? I'm not pro robot girlfriend.
The one that Josh has is more air filled. Really,
I give off robot girlfriend energy.

Speaker 10 (01:49:39):
It feels like you would be supportive.

Speaker 11 (01:49:42):
I am.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
I am pro Look, there are guys out there who
are insanely lonely. They have no idea how to act,
and if that keeps them Okay, yes, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:49:58):
I thought that was a wholesome story. Apparently I was
really sad.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
No, no, we just do that.

Speaker 10 (01:50:04):
They're going to tear it apart no matter what.

Speaker 1 (01:50:06):
I didn't realize that. I never thought of dementia as
being demented. Demented sounds evil, and dementia is that's where
it comes from.

Speaker 8 (01:50:14):
My and my question was, is the woman that has
she says she knows it's a robot. I'm just wondering
if some of the people are just.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
Kind of.

Speaker 10 (01:50:24):
In the beginning, they're going, they're going down that road.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
I'm not trying to be mean here, No, it's true.
Do they understand that this is a they think it's
a real dog or does it help them? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:50:33):
It helps them? Hey whatever, Yeah, my gosh. You know,
by the way, you have to take the USB cord
out of your cat's ask.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
Cra and then what if they get a real cat?
You have a real cat? All right? Lamp the micro
every time I turn my computer, all my cat craps
on the floor. What's going on? Wow? Well, now what's
what's coming up in the news? What do you want

(01:51:01):
to give us? A couple of teasers over there, missic Kelly,
coming up.

Speaker 9 (01:51:05):
We got a woman eats ten sheets of paper a day.
We got a new survey about how much is Halloween
candy Americans buy?

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
Uh, my fixation, my strange addiction, My strange addiction. Have
you ever watch you would love that? There Pika almost
Is it Pika or Pike? They don't know. They eat
their hair and their fingernail.

Speaker 10 (01:51:25):
I used to know a lady that et wall paper.

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
Yeah, ball paper.

Speaker 10 (01:51:28):
Yeah, you just peel it off.

Speaker 9 (01:51:30):
Snowsberry's taste like strawsberry.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
She had to move because she kept clashing with the curs. So, yeah,
is it?

Speaker 8 (01:51:42):
I think I always thought it was Pika. When you
eat it probably speak the story. Yeah it's Pika.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
Job.

Speaker 8 (01:51:48):
Let's take four minutes to make sure you know, I
mean they're eating it, so it would be Pike at you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
Yeah, my grandfather had you know.

Speaker 10 (01:51:59):
That story from basement?

Speaker 1 (01:52:00):
Is that what you would say? You a dirt floor
in the basement, But he could just go get a
bowl in a spoon and he'd come up and he'd
have you know, oh my god, like chocolate ice cream.
But it was Grampa mud around the corner of his mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:52:11):
It's wild, whoa, that's and here I am. It skipped
a generation. But he wouldn't eat life cereal.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
Isn't that weird? Or meat loaf hated meat.

Speaker 8 (01:52:27):
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Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
Tickets. Hey, welcome back to the Bobby Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk.
It's Kelly Collect Hello, Pat Godwin pay Chick with the guitar.
There's Jess Hooker Hi and Josh Arnold the Ace Cosby.
I'm chick. Hello, Tom. What are you looking at I
was looking at these robot cats and dogs. Oh yeah,

(01:54:21):
are they pretty cute?

Speaker 8 (01:54:22):
Yeah, they're They look kind of like they're sort of
like stuffed animals that they're in other words, they're not
They don't make them look exactly real.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
They're kind of okay slightly.

Speaker 10 (01:54:35):
I feel like there was a toy that was popular
when we were little, and it was like a dog
and it would bark and then it would do a flip.

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
Yeah, remember that.

Speaker 8 (01:54:43):
Yeah, yeah, they look kind of like that, but they
show some elderly folks. And the woman who's in charge
of this particular thing says that it's particularly good with
people that have severe dementia. Okay, all right, so they
they don't actually drown.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
Them and stuff. Well, yeah, they don't have to remember
to feed them, right, they don't want to of mice
of mice and men. Let your question, George, Let's put
it in the microwave. George. Oh boy, but never mind.
I was trying to Okay, set them on fire.

Speaker 10 (01:55:16):
Tell us more about your dead classmates.

Speaker 1 (01:55:19):
Anyway.

Speaker 8 (01:55:20):
So this one guy, Hey, your robot dog is your
robot dog is humping the roomba.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
You get it out of here. You know, so it's
a nice day. So they are these people that are
you know, slightly I want no, I'm not trying to
be mean, but they're they've they're we know, you don't
have to try. They're living, they're living in a different dimension. Sure,
remember we got you figured out. You want us to
hate you, Okay, there's a fair amount of dimension. My well,
my dad was adopted, so but my great grandparents both
had it and we would go to the nursing home

(01:55:48):
and yeah, we were surrounded by it. Yeah, by it.
I just learned.

Speaker 10 (01:55:53):
I'm watching two sisters, my two aunts, both might be
early on set, and watching them accuse each other of
having it and not knowing that they also had it.
It's been a blast. It's been the most entertaining thing
I've watched it along.

Speaker 9 (01:56:09):
It's like a who's on first?

Speaker 10 (01:56:10):
Yes, yes, just too many?

Speaker 1 (01:56:13):
Wow. A time now to find out what happened on
the state and history, is that right? I like to educate.
That's what we're doing now, all right, time out to
find out what happened on this day, on this on
the day in history.

Speaker 8 (01:56:27):
Here's the question I would like to educate. I would
get wrong, absolutely wrong by a mile of chick Magee
on this state. In What year was the microwave oven patented?

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
Patented?

Speaker 8 (01:56:40):
Oh gosh, only judging by what you said, the forties, Yeah,
you're nineteen forty five. The first one I saw, I
believe was called a might have been the radar range.
I think it had something to do with World War
two technology and it was.

Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
I didn't see one until like nineteen seventy. So the
year was nineteen forty five. What was the exact date
on this October eighth?

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
That is correct.

Speaker 9 (01:57:15):
Wow, he just was writing a check.

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
He needed to know what in the first microwave like
as big as a house, I think, or something.

Speaker 8 (01:57:20):
Wow, And they were Remember there was the warning thing,
don't stand in front of it and stare at it.

Speaker 9 (01:57:27):
I put my head in it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
Do you ever do you ever use the popcorn setting? Yes?
And absolutely. Sometimes it's not perfect, but it's close. I
have on two occasions thrown away a microwave oven. I
don't think it's the popcorn setting is to blame for that. No, no, no, no,
non popating zero.

Speaker 15 (01:57:46):
It was.

Speaker 11 (01:57:47):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
Error. Yeah, because it was in my old house and
it was.

Speaker 8 (01:57:53):
The one of the babysitters I thought you put it
on three minutes and put it on thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:57:59):
They went down to the basement and it sunk up
the whole house. Oh the popcorn. Yeah, it was just
a good thing. She's in charge of the children.

Speaker 3 (01:58:06):
Yeah, that was a simple mistake. Wasn't the steiling dripping?
Oh the bath is still running.

Speaker 6 (01:58:11):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:58:11):
It was brutal, simple mistake.

Speaker 9 (01:58:14):
He just tossed the whole microwave.

Speaker 3 (01:58:16):
Yeah, Pat, I don't mean to call you out, but
what didn't you What did you put in the microwave?

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
Was it popcorn? Here?

Speaker 15 (01:58:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
At home? An egg?

Speaker 11 (01:58:23):
I tried to hard boil an egg. It exploded. And
I've done the popcorn thing too, the three and thirty Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:58:31):
Uh so uh on this state also, this is ago.
You'll like this one, chick. The Cleveland Browns played the
Pittsburgh Steelers for the first time Steelers Steelers win thirty
to seventeen. In white year nineteen fifty. Okay, seventy five
years later the Steelers eighty two sixty four and one

(01:58:51):
Steelers ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:58:53):
So did you like that? Oh the all time Serieseah? Yeah,
in nineteen fifty though, Steel fifty. I think this quarterback
Joe Flack. Oh, yes, I don't know who the Steelers
quarterback was. That probably would have been Otto Graham Brob
Brown's yeah, Brahm Cracker they called them. By the way,
do you like the little crazy? Do you like the
elf Cleveland Brown mascot? It's grown on me, but I

(01:59:14):
didn't like it at first. But I don't know why
they came up with the extrapolated story that they named
it after an elf when Paul Brown named it after him.

Speaker 8 (01:59:24):
So in nineteen fifty seven, Miss Collette, what happened to
the Brooklyn Dodgers?

Speaker 9 (01:59:33):
They put stripes on their uniforms.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
Oh, that's a Yankees. They announced their move to Brooklyn.
They were there to the Dodgers.

Speaker 9 (01:59:47):
This is so fun at Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
There you go. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:59:51):
Do you know why they were called the Brooklyn Dodgers
because they dodged the ball close? They dodged the street cars?

Speaker 9 (01:59:57):
Oh, okay and.

Speaker 1 (01:59:58):
Probably probably and the tracks ran right through the stadium.

Speaker 9 (02:00:02):
Yeah, you dodged a street car because they were coming fast.

Speaker 1 (02:00:05):
Yeah the game. Really, they the bunch of trolley dodgers
of the subway.

Speaker 9 (02:00:11):
You know how long it took me to figure out
the Twin Cities were named after Minneapolis and Paul being twins.
I thought they just had twin owners for the longest time,
like mayors like. I just thought they were like two
identical twin mayors.

Speaker 1 (02:00:26):
The Winklevoss own the just owned.

Speaker 9 (02:00:30):
I was walking through the airport, I just saw a sign.
It was like twin cities.

Speaker 8 (02:00:33):
Unteen fifty seven Jerry Lee Lewis Records, Great Balls of
Fire and Memphis Tennessee.

Speaker 10 (02:00:40):
Cousin.

Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
Yeah, that's why I'm a fan. I don't. I don't
care for the music. I like his life choices. I
was young too.

Speaker 8 (02:00:46):
We had a lot of free time. His wife would
be into the room doing her homework for seven.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
And I'm just a big fan of that sound.

Speaker 13 (02:00:53):
I am.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
I can't.

Speaker 8 (02:00:54):
Nineteen sixty four, boy, some of the stuff that makes
this list ringos are pasted his driver's test.

Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
Okay, sixty four, I think we're at the bottom of
the barrel for the Beatles information.

Speaker 8 (02:01:08):
By the way, that's the same day that Pete Best
applied for a chauffeur's license. So oh, you'll never let
him forget that mistake, will you?

Speaker 1 (02:01:16):
For guy? But he it wasn't as I did leave though, right, No,
he was kicked out of the band. Yeah, George Martin
said he was wasn't a good drummer.

Speaker 10 (02:01:24):
Did he do anything after that?

Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
But he did his own band or following up on this.

Speaker 8 (02:01:28):
Yeah, he's been he's been here, he too, naturally, that's
what he did on the show Rolling Stones kicked him.
In nineteen seventy eight, released the album Some Girls Featuring
a big hit, A disco hit, Miss You. They keep
calling that disco. I don't consider do I I mean,

(02:01:49):
I guess, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:50):
Maybe, but boy doesn't disco just dance. But it had
that that bass, it does kind of rising bassline, that one.

Speaker 10 (02:02:00):
I don't know what.

Speaker 8 (02:02:02):
Nineteen eighty I'm Gonna Miss You the Blues Brothers soundtrack.
The Blues Brothers soundtrack number one on Billboard.

Speaker 1 (02:02:09):
She got the Kada At Me and You to Ride.
I love that soundtrack.

Speaker 8 (02:02:18):
And on this date in eighty five, mcgiver premiered on ABC. Wow,
great show.

Speaker 1 (02:02:24):
Where's Richard Dean Anderson? Now make another awful TV shows? Maybe?
I don't know why has it? He showed up as
a stargate guy right, No, I mean just.

Speaker 10 (02:02:33):
Like dead behind the eyed eyes kind of he was Yeah,
I don't know, just no personality.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
Nothing but the jim nantz of actors. I mean the
word mcguiver has kind of entered the vocabulary.

Speaker 10 (02:02:45):
If you Yeah. I think there are kids that say
it and don't know its origin.

Speaker 7 (02:02:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
Yeah, I had to explain it to somebody.

Speaker 9 (02:02:50):
I was like, he put together like weird ways to
get out of situation.

Speaker 8 (02:02:55):
And he's locked in a safe and he somehow takes
a tampon on a Q tip and he's out.

Speaker 1 (02:03:00):
Yeah, Happy birthday, Paul Hogan. This is a knife. Wow,
he's eighty six today. Oh what are you going to
do when Paul Hogan comes?

Speaker 8 (02:03:10):
I like this mash up Chevy Chase born oh wow,
born in nineteen forty three, Yes, by two wow?

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
And then uh, well known jerk.

Speaker 13 (02:03:24):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:03:25):
Is that a bummer?

Speaker 10 (02:03:25):
It is such a bummer. Yeah, but little laughs, but
like fist fights with people like summer.

Speaker 1 (02:03:32):
Oh yeah, But I mean he's so funny. Yeah, he
is really fun Those those some of those, some of
those movies are terrific, amazing. Nobody else could do it,
did you Guys?

Speaker 3 (02:03:42):
A lot of women in my age forty seven or
so didn't realize that he was like good looking.

Speaker 10 (02:03:48):
I was just getting ready to say, I always thought
he was going.

Speaker 3 (02:03:50):
Okay, and now they're like, man, I just rewatched Fletch
and oh I didn't know he was hot.

Speaker 10 (02:03:54):
Yeah, and he's kind of oblivious to it, and that's
what makes him hotter, you know. I mean, like he
didn't play up like a sex angle and he was.

Speaker 1 (02:04:02):
Never afraid to be really goofy.

Speaker 10 (02:04:04):
Yes, and that's hot too.

Speaker 1 (02:04:06):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:04:07):
See if you can dig up a h a copy
of the video of Lemmings the Off Broadway show with
him and Blush.

Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
Don't worry about terrific. I'm trying to discuss hotness, which
I don't think you understand. Tom does know about understand.
I mean, look at him, you know that. Oh yeah,
there was a time. Oh then I'm going to keep talking.
You would have him pee his pants, wouldn't. He would

(02:04:37):
laugh so hard. I want to just feel something down there. Well,
it has been a sexy time coming up with Ali Breenham,
looking forward to that. What else could I talk about
real quick?

Speaker 11 (02:04:49):
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Speaker 8 (02:05:02):
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Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
Hey, welcome back to the bobbin Tom Show where the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk. It's Kelly Kalekt. Hello,
There's Pat Godwin, Hichi, Jessica Allsman, Hi, Josh Arnold, the
Ace cos I'm chick.

Speaker 8 (02:05:32):
Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGee, Alsie. Are you talking about
the thing?

Speaker 16 (02:05:39):
I am talking about the thing? Okay, the thing I'm growing.

Speaker 1 (02:05:46):
Well, I guess now we're talking about it. I was
going to say the Adam Sandler show.

Speaker 16 (02:05:49):
You went, oh, well, yeah, that's pretty public. Caitlyn Clark
was there.

Speaker 9 (02:05:53):
That was well the basketball player.

Speaker 17 (02:05:55):
Yeah, that's what we have now. Adam Sandler concert was fantastic,
though falling. He did a brand new song I kind
of all dedicated towards comedy and comedians. So I hope
he performs that somewhere live, like maybe on sn L
or something.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
But it was nice.

Speaker 16 (02:06:08):
Still pick me up a new song.

Speaker 8 (02:06:10):
Kind of a tribute to all the comedians of the past. Yeah,
Gabbitt and Costello all.

Speaker 16 (02:06:14):
The way from like the very beginning through uh, you
know current. It was very exciting.

Speaker 1 (02:06:18):
Oh nice.

Speaker 17 (02:06:18):
So it's like, you know, things are bad, but let's
focus on some comedy, find some joy.

Speaker 1 (02:06:23):
It was great, Okay, cool, well good.

Speaker 8 (02:06:25):
I know you're a huge Adam Sandler fan. You of
course appear in the movie.

Speaker 17 (02:06:28):
I wasn't Happy Gilmore too, yes, as a one of
many extras, but it was exciting just to see him
do his Happy Gilmore swing and how it all comes together.

Speaker 10 (02:06:38):
It's so great.

Speaker 1 (02:06:40):
Okay, cool, cool, I'm glad you had a good time.
What about the other thing? Yeah, you just can't leave that.

Speaker 16 (02:06:45):
I thought that was the thing.

Speaker 1 (02:06:46):
Oh the baby thing.

Speaker 9 (02:06:47):
Oh yeah, congracts.

Speaker 1 (02:06:49):
Yeah. I saw a baby get.

Speaker 17 (02:06:53):
Up there and get me a toddler, and then I
put it in my uterus so I could just you know,
incubate it.

Speaker 1 (02:06:58):
Yeah, you went weird with it.

Speaker 16 (02:07:01):
You stole a baby in your scenario, but I.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
Didn't shove it up into somebody. You're talking, so you're talking.

Speaker 16 (02:07:07):
About yes, yeah, twenty weeks pregnant.

Speaker 1 (02:07:12):
You're a pro with these baby things. Are you going
to be in the in the delivery room to help
her get the baby out? I mean you? Oh, I
called hr and apparently that's problematic. I mean he's thrown.

Speaker 9 (02:07:24):
Away two microwaves, so he chuck it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:07:28):
The last time I was in the birthing room, one
of the nurses thought I was a doctor. The beautiful
woman giving birth's dad. He was very confused.

Speaker 1 (02:07:39):
I can see you make the mistake. That's true. You
know where did that come from? Baby in the bathwater?
What do you hang on that one? Don't throw the
baby because of the hierarchy.

Speaker 8 (02:07:50):
When you only had uh, they would boil water and
they would make a hot bath, and there was a
family hierarchy. The baby would go first, obviously the last
the last one to go would be the baby.

Speaker 1 (02:08:03):
Really, then you throw away the bath water, right, wasn't there?
It wasn't that the hierarchy.

Speaker 8 (02:08:09):
The guy would go first, then then the mom, then
the kids in the order of their birth.

Speaker 1 (02:08:14):
I think that's what it was.

Speaker 9 (02:08:15):
Do you want me to tell you?

Speaker 1 (02:08:16):
Yeah? What does it saying?

Speaker 9 (02:08:17):
It dates back to the sixteenth century. Germany, where it
literally meant what it sounded like after bathing a family
in the same bathtub. The water would be filthy by
the end, but you still wouldn't want to dump the
baby out with it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:32):
Yeah, I'm not even sure what that sounds like. The
baby went last there. I'm not sure if Apparently in
Germany they had to make it plain and yeah than
common sense. You know this is happening a lot. Shall
we come up with the saying? I think we should
cool saying don't park under a tree? You know a
lot of sayings. There's more than one way to skin

(02:08:54):
a cat. How do you know that?

Speaker 3 (02:08:56):
Frank, Well, I'm just saying there have been many methods.
You're not invited here anymore. Yeah, what's the what's the
one I'm about? Swinging a cat?

Speaker 1 (02:09:06):
You can't, like, you can't swing a dead cat without
hitting a that kind of thing. Member of PETA.

Speaker 16 (02:09:12):
What did the cats do to anybody?

Speaker 9 (02:09:15):
Oh? They is the bad guys.

Speaker 8 (02:09:17):
Let's all move forward here once again. Kelly Collidis here
with this. Kelly's going to be on stage at the
Hashtag Comedy Club in Columbus, Ohio, this.

Speaker 1 (02:09:25):
Friday night, one night, two shows. All Right, but right now,
you've got a stack of news in front of you.

Speaker 11 (02:09:30):
I do.

Speaker 1 (02:09:31):
What do you feel like reading about? How about this one?

Speaker 9 (02:09:34):
A man hospitalized after eating six point six pounds of
gummies in three days.

Speaker 1 (02:09:39):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (02:09:40):
A truck driver from the UK was hospitalized after eating
six point six pounds of gummies. Mister Nathan Rimington purchased
a giant container of Haribo Cola jelly gummies and consumed
the lot in three days. He soon began experiencing severe
abdominal pain, sweating, high blood pressure, and cold sweat. He
was taken to the the hospital, where healthcare workers found

(02:10:02):
unusually high levels of gelatine in his digestive track and
diagnosed him with acute diverticosis diverticulitis.

Speaker 1 (02:10:10):
Thank you, I appreciate his in't it, Joshua? I do?

Speaker 3 (02:10:13):
I do have diverticulosis. It's been a while you have osis,
and then when it gets flared up and inflamed, it
it's itis.

Speaker 1 (02:10:22):
There's our saying, there we go, there you go, you
have osis one day. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:10:26):
The thirty three year old spent six days in intensive care,
but ultimately made a full recovery. Gummy Bears gummy.

Speaker 8 (02:10:32):
I think, honestly, I think I was. This guy might
have been trying to quit smoking. Oh this guy, Yeah,
I think somebody told me.

Speaker 9 (02:10:41):
Yeah, substituted with gummy bears colon flavored.

Speaker 8 (02:10:44):
Yeah, but he ate six pounds of them, and god
lucky they weren't the kind of gummies we have over here.

Speaker 1 (02:10:51):
That's what I think marijuana it's gonna be.

Speaker 16 (02:10:53):
Oh yeah, I'm thinking that too.

Speaker 3 (02:10:55):
Yeah, well the headline was misleading. Six point just as gummies. Yeah,
I can be your gummies.

Speaker 17 (02:11:00):
It's so easy to get constipated like that, though, if
I eat a whole bag of like the marshmallows in
a sitting, because it usually happens because they're so easy.

Speaker 9 (02:11:07):
Like the serving sids is a bag pretty much of
a bag of marshmallows.

Speaker 8 (02:11:12):
Yeah, wow, they're just there, dummies. Your turds are going
to be translucent.

Speaker 16 (02:11:18):
Yeah, they're not moving.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Oh, like Gelatine itself. He was only thirty three.

Speaker 9 (02:11:25):
I feel like I feel like this. It's just a
typical thirty three year old thing to not know that.

Speaker 1 (02:11:30):
Is around the age where you go, oh, my body
can't do.

Speaker 9 (02:11:33):
Do you do what we used to do, which was
eat seven pounds of gummies apparently.

Speaker 1 (02:11:37):
Okay, what else do you out over there? Let's see.

Speaker 9 (02:11:41):
Speaking of eating, let's do this one. A woman eats
ten sheets of paper a day. Mss Yas Chapman has
an unusual obsession. She likes to eat paper.

Speaker 1 (02:11:50):
I wonder if she removes the staples. She says.

Speaker 9 (02:11:53):
Her addiction began in twenty fifteen, when she took her
first bite of paper while pregnant with her first child
thirty four. She eats about ten sheets of paper a day,
claiming that she craves it like chocolate. Oh yeah, she explains,
I'll fold the paper in half, rip it into strips,
put it in my pocket, and then chew it upward
like spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (02:12:12):
Do you want a snack?

Speaker 18 (02:12:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:12:13):
Do you have any college run?

Speaker 9 (02:12:17):
Miss Chapman says she does not suffer any adverse health
effects from her habit, but drinks plenty of water to
prevent constipation. Her activity is known as PIKA and eating disorder,
whereas where a person consumes and eats non edible food items.

Speaker 17 (02:12:31):
Wow, usually it's like dirt, though, I would think with PIKA,
I never heard of people eating paper.

Speaker 1 (02:12:37):
It's anything that isn't food.

Speaker 7 (02:12:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:12:39):
The strange addiction. When they had couch cushion, she would
just like tear apart the couch.

Speaker 1 (02:12:43):
And how about oregum? Hey is the door dash guy here?
The door dash guy from Staples. I gotta get some.

Speaker 9 (02:12:52):
They used to say, you could like eat a tissue
or a napkin like models could use that to lose weight. Wow,
they would drink water to expand in your stomach balls. Yeah, yeah,
it's probably how stuff like that starts.

Speaker 16 (02:13:05):
There was leny and pretty and that's all that matters.

Speaker 1 (02:13:08):
That's awful. I wonder if she gets a candy bar
and eats the wrapper.

Speaker 9 (02:13:14):
This woman is actually a goat.

Speaker 1 (02:13:16):
By the way she said, it was like, what's that check?
She like chocolate, so that wouldn't eat chocolates.

Speaker 9 (02:13:24):
Paper Ten's a lot though, ten sheets I could see
like just down in one to day as a little.

Speaker 1 (02:13:31):
The good news is I guess paper beats eating rocks
or scissors. Yeah, it does. Paper definitely beats rock. Paper
beats rocks.

Speaker 8 (02:13:39):
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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. In the
Riley Auto Parts studio. At the Silac Insurance News desk,
it's Kelly Collette, there's Pat Godwin play Jessica Oldsman. Hello,
Josh Arnold Hays Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee. Hello Tom, Hello,
Chick McGhee. And I want to know what time it is?

Speaker 8 (02:15:31):
Sexy time by sexy time with Ali Breen. Let's say
I can bring her up in the big screen.

Speaker 6 (02:15:37):
There she is.

Speaker 9 (02:15:38):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:15:39):
I was like old school again. Are you naked?

Speaker 11 (02:15:41):
I like it?

Speaker 1 (02:15:42):
Hey for are you naked?

Speaker 9 (02:15:44):
Is sexy?

Speaker 1 (02:15:45):
Do you have a shirt on? Yes? You tees. I
want to say especial o to the ladies.

Speaker 8 (02:15:55):
And we begin with Kelly Collette, comedian who's sitting in
You guys need to become friends. But because she's about
to move to New York City, I'm very cool and
you can be the two blondes. And Ali is a
New York City comedian. She's great. Also, by the way,
we have the pregnant one in the studio. Yes, it's Jessica.

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Jessica Alsman is here.

Speaker 1 (02:16:17):
Hello.

Speaker 16 (02:16:19):
Oh my god, that's Allie. We're gonna raise her Rye.
I tell you what, it's a girl. You know it's
a girl.

Speaker 1 (02:16:26):
Yeah, you got the good one. I know, little little
baby thomasina a good one.

Speaker 8 (02:16:34):
And then congratulations to Kathy Fuller from West All of Michigan,
our week five winner in our Pigskin Picks competition. She
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Speaker 1 (02:16:45):
You could win.

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To get your picks in before Thursday night, just go
to Bob and Tom dot com slash contest. I'm almost
out of breath.

Speaker 1 (02:16:52):
And by the way, my picture already up on the
Chick McGee on Instagram for the week six.

Speaker 8 (02:16:56):
You had a solid week last solid week? Now, uh,
do you have a name for the baby? And if so,
you don't have to say what it is, just yes
or no.

Speaker 16 (02:17:04):
I'm gonna say no a yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:17:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (02:17:08):
We should have a competition. People should submit.

Speaker 9 (02:17:10):
Oh yeah, bringing that idea.

Speaker 17 (02:17:12):
I love it And people ask I just say Donica
and then they're like, oh, okay, yeah, is.

Speaker 1 (02:17:17):
That because your your man is Donnie Yes?

Speaker 16 (02:17:20):
And then I'm Jessica.

Speaker 1 (02:17:22):
Yeah, right, does he have any input on this? Yes,
he will really? Yeah, okay, you don't know.

Speaker 16 (02:17:29):
Does he had the middle name?

Speaker 1 (02:17:30):
Okay, yeah, exactly. Oh, Donica is pretty funny, is it?

Speaker 13 (02:17:38):
I like that?

Speaker 1 (02:17:39):
Well, but you spend all the time going no, it's
not Danica Na. Yeah, you're right. I agree.

Speaker 8 (02:17:44):
Now, let me explain to miscollect the way this show works.
People send us misguided people send us email. Uh, actually
to Ali with love trouble. We try to fix it
some and some think we can actually help. Yeah, it's
really stunned.

Speaker 1 (02:18:00):
Here we go. What do you got? Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:18:02):
Okay, dear Ali, my girlfriend has a new best friend
who's a guy. If they went way back, I'd be
totally okay with it. But they met after we started dating.
Isn't that a little disrespectful? Am I allowed to tell her?

Speaker 9 (02:18:14):
I don't like this?

Speaker 1 (02:18:16):
Get over it? Have some self confidence.

Speaker 17 (02:18:20):
Some women can't be friends with other women. Yeah, probably
because they're bitches. So maybe you should break up?

Speaker 1 (02:18:27):
No, why not? I've always heard that if a woman
doesn't have a female friend, you gotta watch out.

Speaker 3 (02:18:36):
Yeah she probably does, though she probably does have female friends.
But now she has a great guy friend.

Speaker 16 (02:18:42):
Guy shows up and now he's number one.

Speaker 1 (02:18:44):
Is he gay?

Speaker 18 (02:18:45):
That could be a difference that it sounds like No,
I mean he wouldn't have a problem if it was
a gay friend. I would hope that would be crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:18:52):
How about this work husband work wife situation. Yeah, I
think anyone.

Speaker 3 (02:18:56):
No, I think it's kind of silly, but I do
think anyone in a healthy relationship that wouldn't bother them.

Speaker 9 (02:19:00):
You just asked me to be your work wife like
minutes and you.

Speaker 1 (02:19:04):
Seemed bothered by it. And what I'm saying is we
have a toxic relationship.

Speaker 8 (02:19:11):
By the way, you can reach Allie A L L I,
B R e E N on your favorite social media
platform with your letters.

Speaker 1 (02:19:18):
Well, I don't think we solved this one, but let's move. Yeah,
I said, you know she's with you, dude, don't worry
about it.

Speaker 18 (02:19:24):
Is it also is it a bigger red flag of
a female has no male friends, or if she has
only male friends, because there are females who like only
get along with guys too, which is also kind of
a red flag.

Speaker 1 (02:19:35):
I think Yeah, Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (02:19:38):
I know I know someone very specifically who only a
woman who only has male friends.

Speaker 1 (02:19:43):
Really yeah, kind of women very bright.

Speaker 9 (02:19:49):
She really lonely.

Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
I bet is she your friend? Yeah? I'm friends with her.

Speaker 16 (02:19:55):
She slept with any of her friends?

Speaker 1 (02:19:57):
Have you have you slept with? But you want to No?

Speaker 9 (02:20:03):
I watched when Harry met Sally. I think that this
guy has obviously a right to tell her it makes
me uncomfortable, and then she gets to choose what she
wants to do with that information.

Speaker 16 (02:20:14):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (02:20:14):
Well, if you want to give out a logical health
I think I just got to explain the rule is
the way to go. Let's move on. What else have
we got? Allie?

Speaker 18 (02:20:27):
Dear Ali, My boyfriend of two years started wearing a
rubber when we have sex, and he never I know,
the pill, and never wore one. He never wore one
before I asked him and he said he's starting to
get really worried about me getting pregnant. Is this suspicious?

Speaker 5 (02:20:43):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:20:44):
I think anytime a guy willingly puts on a condom,
he's hide in the drip. There's something that he's there. Yeah,
I think he has some sort of disease, or he's
got another woman's stash somewhere.

Speaker 6 (02:20:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:20:58):
Yeah, he would pull out first. I would think that's
a better option than just I'm we're in a condom now.

Speaker 1 (02:21:04):
Better options than you? Yeah? Yeah, they call people to
pull out parents. Well, condoms are only twelve percent effect.
If that.

Speaker 5 (02:21:17):
So, what is it?

Speaker 18 (02:21:17):
Do you guys call condoms rubbers?

Speaker 13 (02:21:19):
Or is that.

Speaker 1 (02:21:23):
I prefer Jimmy hat, I prefer Harlem River Whitefish? Wow?
I don't know this is Does this woman give off
a vibe that she wants to get pregnant? Do you think?

Speaker 13 (02:21:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:21:41):
Not if she's on the pill?

Speaker 7 (02:21:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (02:21:43):
Does he thinks she's lying? That's I guess.

Speaker 1 (02:21:48):
He's covering something up literally? Is it parenthood? Or Rick
Moranis goes to the diaphragm to see if he can
get water and boy if it's not dripping.

Speaker 9 (02:21:57):
Yeah, maybe he's an NBA player.

Speaker 18 (02:22:00):
H oh yeah he took those classes.

Speaker 13 (02:22:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22:05):
Okay, well let's let's move on once again.

Speaker 8 (02:22:08):
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Speaker 1 (02:22:16):
But right now, what have you got, Allen?

Speaker 18 (02:22:18):
Dear Ali, My girlfriend gets a sports massage every week
that's in quotations and it's always with the same guy.

Speaker 1 (02:22:26):
Yes, that's how massages often work.

Speaker 18 (02:22:29):
Yeah, right, it's like a therapist. I told her she
should go to different mescuses because it's impossible to not
develop feelings for someone who's rubbing you down naked every
single week.

Speaker 1 (02:22:39):
It's impossible. This is so dumb.

Speaker 18 (02:22:45):
She accuse me of being jealous and crazy. But if
I had some hot girl rub me down every single week,
I don't think she'd be that happy about it.

Speaker 9 (02:22:51):
Right, Well, who knows getting a haircut?

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
Right, Examly, this is not how this works, sir. Yeah,
you yeah, And I think Kelly's onto something here. There's
some projection.

Speaker 9 (02:23:05):
Yeah, he's gotten massages where he's gotten some feelings.

Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
Honestly, you're right.

Speaker 16 (02:23:10):
I want to know who does his hair because that's
like shampooing.

Speaker 9 (02:23:13):
And yeah, and she listens to my feelings and thoughts.

Speaker 1 (02:23:18):
Yep, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 18 (02:23:20):
Any girl he's going to on a regular basis, he
apparently has feelings for it.

Speaker 9 (02:23:23):
The girls flawful joint that he goes to, she hands me,
might change so seductively.

Speaker 1 (02:23:29):
That's a restaurant waffle joint.

Speaker 3 (02:23:32):
There's nothing sadder and potentially more dangerous than insecure men.

Speaker 1 (02:23:36):
I cannot take it.

Speaker 5 (02:23:38):
What do you mean.

Speaker 9 (02:23:41):
You're talking about me.

Speaker 17 (02:23:42):
Plus, if she was hiding getting the massages, that's when
I would be worried. Like if she was lying about
going to get it, that's when you gotta.

Speaker 1 (02:23:49):
Yeah, completely open and honest. Here, it's like going It
really is like going to the doctor. Yeah, hiding playing
side Yeah, but I mean we can go back two letters.
Is the guy gay?

Speaker 10 (02:23:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:24:00):
That would make this letter.

Speaker 9 (02:24:01):
That would make it a lot better.

Speaker 1 (02:24:03):
Well, let's keep moving. We're doing a lot of a
lot of damage.

Speaker 18 (02:24:06):
What do we got, Dear Alie, My divorced mom is
starting to date again and she's really letting her freak
flag fly. I'm happy for her, and I'm fine with it.
I just don't want the details what she insists on
giving me. How can I be supportive of while still
being like gross? Or my mom?

Speaker 1 (02:24:24):
I boy, I talk tell her make words, yeah words,
and tell her.

Speaker 3 (02:24:33):
Hey, mom, I'm really thrilled and I'm really happy. But
there must be somebody else you can tell these fine tales.

Speaker 9 (02:24:38):
Yeah, this is why it's important to have girlfriends. This
is women who are like I only hang out with guys.
Can you talk to your adult son about I best?

Speaker 17 (02:24:47):
She has no one to talk to though, because all
the other friends are probably still in the same relationship
and probably judging her because they're jealous that she's getting
back out there and having like, you know, but you.

Speaker 1 (02:24:58):
Want some bounties?

Speaker 9 (02:24:59):
Yeah, have you eaten today? Also?

Speaker 1 (02:25:01):
I got railed last night speaking again neat And let
me tell you, oh boy, I'll have to stand up
because last night Roger really gave it to me. That
guy was named Yeah, that nail here.

Speaker 18 (02:25:19):
I mean, this isn't the worst because we've had it
where parents is actually bringing her dates back and having
loud experiences constantly, So at least it's not that.

Speaker 1 (02:25:28):
Yeah, yeah, it could be worse. Yeah, yeah, they're both all.

Speaker 8 (02:25:36):
Boundaries, ladies, And go ahead and I tell you yes, Okay,
all right, we're talking with comedian Ali Breen and hanging
out of the studio comedian Kelly Collette, Jessica Alsman, the
pregnant one is here with us with a little baby
girl uh in there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:25:51):
Yes, swimming around, hanging out. Much estrogen in the room
right now, Yeah, let's move forward here, what do we go, dear?

Speaker 18 (02:26:01):
I have a oh, I have a work husband who's
awesome and makes it really fun.

Speaker 1 (02:26:05):
To go to work.

Speaker 18 (02:26:06):
You're both married, very flirty, but I know nothing would
ever happen between us, because honestly, this guy's way out
of my league. The problem is if he wasn't I
hook up with him in a second. My friend said
that if I'm not cheating only because I'm I'm unable to,
it's just as bad as cheating. And she also said,
never introduce my husband to my work husband because it'll

(02:26:27):
make him insecure. But I kind of want them both
to meet and see if it makes either one of
them jealous.

Speaker 9 (02:26:33):
Is that crazy?

Speaker 1 (02:26:34):
You are a psycho?

Speaker 7 (02:26:36):
You are.

Speaker 3 (02:26:39):
You are unhappy in your current relationship, that's all you're
looking for a way.

Speaker 1 (02:26:45):
To blow it up. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:26:49):
I'm not vilifying this lady. I I think these are natural,
but but you are unhappy in your relationship.

Speaker 16 (02:26:55):
Do you want to introduce him?

Speaker 13 (02:26:56):
Like?

Speaker 16 (02:26:56):
Now, let's see that's.

Speaker 1 (02:26:58):
What she wants to she's trying to set off for grenade.

Speaker 18 (02:27:01):
Yeah right, It's like a girl at a bar trying
to flirt with someone in front of their boyfriend to
see if someone will fight for them.

Speaker 1 (02:27:09):
Yeah, that's otherwise three way, Yes, yeah.

Speaker 18 (02:27:17):
Devil's freeway three way right there, that could be the solution.

Speaker 1 (02:27:21):
Yeah, what's that called the Is that the Eiffel Tower?
That's wonder perhaps London London Bridge, which is one of
the guys or not? I fiving' Eiffle Tower? How do
you know that?

Speaker 9 (02:27:34):
I read the Internet.

Speaker 8 (02:27:38):
Sorry, let's get back to Ali Breen. What else we
got over there?

Speaker 18 (02:27:42):
Dear Ali? I just moved in with my boyfriend and
he's always had a ring camera at the front door,
but right before I moved in, he got a whole
indoor camera system too. He says it's for security, and
I said, all right, so I'll just turn them off
when I'm home, and he said, no, why would I
do that? And we're basically in a fight of me
theoretically cheating when I just don't want him to be

(02:28:02):
able to watch me all the time. Who's the crazy
one here?

Speaker 3 (02:28:06):
Oh, you're both kind of Yeah, I don't really want
to know either. So wait a minute. So he just
wants to know if there's someone in the house.

Speaker 1 (02:28:16):
Right, He has always had.

Speaker 18 (02:28:18):
An outdoor camera system, but now that she's moving in,
he's getting an indoor camera system.

Speaker 9 (02:28:22):
Yeah, so that's creepy.

Speaker 18 (02:28:25):
That is super creepy.

Speaker 1 (02:28:26):
The timing is just weird to well.

Speaker 17 (02:28:28):
She she wants to be able to turn them off
when she's home inside, so he's not just like watching her.

Speaker 16 (02:28:33):
But he's like, no, you have to leave them on.

Speaker 1 (02:28:34):
Yeah, but I don't you kind of get that something happens.
You want the video.

Speaker 16 (02:28:37):
Don't need him to judge me walking around talking.

Speaker 9 (02:28:40):
We can't pick our noses anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:28:42):
He's going to see someone going in the front of
the door. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:28:44):
Right, and now you're in the house.

Speaker 1 (02:28:46):
I'm pretty sure she's stealing from him something, right, Right,
she's putting stuff in her purse and walking out. Otherwise
you wouldn't worry about the cameras. That's right. No, that's
not true.

Speaker 9 (02:28:55):
You want to be able to like walk around, do
a little you know, put on the new Taylor Swift,
take your top off, want.

Speaker 1 (02:29:00):
To do the deli a second?

Speaker 8 (02:29:05):
So you got the new Taylor Swift album, took your
top off, and dance around your apartment.

Speaker 9 (02:29:08):
It's life of a show girl.

Speaker 10 (02:29:10):
You have to do it.

Speaker 18 (02:29:12):
Yeah, that's how you celebrate Taylor Swift new albums.

Speaker 1 (02:29:15):
I've been doing it wrong. I took my pants in
front of the big cameras.

Speaker 18 (02:29:21):
You really only need them when no one's like you
want to see if someone breaks in when no one's
tom if you're there, you know, Yeah, I think that
he's being he's a psycho.

Speaker 16 (02:29:30):
Yeah, he is trusted.

Speaker 18 (02:29:31):
I want to watch all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:29:32):
You should have set up a fake switch and said, well,
this turns the cameras on aha, and then don't worry
about it anymore. That's the answer.

Speaker 18 (02:29:40):
I think you should market that. That's genius.

Speaker 17 (02:29:44):
For why does she think he's watching because he got
upset when she goes I want to turn him off
on here depending.

Speaker 3 (02:29:52):
So somebody breaks in beats her up. Now there's no evidence.
There's nothing they can do because the cameras because she
he might see her without makeup on.

Speaker 16 (02:30:02):
Well, hopefully he uses the front door when he beats
her up.

Speaker 1 (02:30:05):
Yeah, wait a minute, let's not if anybody get beaten up. Well,
the way this is gone, I'm gonna go beat her up.
Well that concludes our episode of sexy Time. Thank you, Ali.
You working this weekend.

Speaker 18 (02:30:16):
We got a lot done. Yes, I'm going to be
at the comic Strip on Saturday and Gotham on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (02:30:25):
Nice, okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 8 (02:30:27):
You can reach Ali al l I B r ee
and on your favorite social media platform.

Speaker 1 (02:30:32):
Thank you Ali, follow you nice guys.

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Speaker 1 (02:33:26):
This Friday. See you're live and in person. Don't miss it.
Do you have a long history of dating with any
interesting stories or were you?

Speaker 13 (02:33:37):
No?

Speaker 9 (02:33:37):
I don't have any. I was married for a really
long time. I got married at twenty three, which I
think I was pretty young even for Midwest kind of things.

Speaker 1 (02:33:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:33:49):
I think the funniest thing about getting married was trying
to register for something at that young age because I
didn't know how to be a person yet, let alone
know what I was going to need. So when I
got married, I registered for an ice cream maker and
a bicycle. Can't get married without a bicycle. But like,
it wasn't until my thirties that I knew what a
calendar was a calendar. I just thought it was a

(02:34:11):
terrible bowl.

Speaker 1 (02:34:13):
I can't right, I know obviously, so you're not a cook.
It wasn't a cook then, Yeah, just you know, how
long were you married? Fifteen?

Speaker 14 (02:34:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:34:22):
Did my did my time?

Speaker 1 (02:34:24):
I did?

Speaker 9 (02:34:24):
My nickel came out?

Speaker 13 (02:34:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:34:29):
Very good.

Speaker 16 (02:34:30):
Did you get a bicycle though?

Speaker 13 (02:34:31):
I did?

Speaker 9 (02:34:31):
I did, got a bag. I got a bicycle.

Speaker 1 (02:34:34):
If you go buy the gift table and there's a bike,
that's funny. I'd be better though.

Speaker 9 (02:34:40):
Just get things you really want cool gift like I
really need specialists.

Speaker 8 (02:34:44):
Like a grown up Christmas list once matching China. When
you can get a cool bike, absolutely you're going to
use the bike. China is just gonna get Dusty, it's
going to break.

Speaker 1 (02:34:52):
I see. Now, are you a candy eater? I am, really,
because you're very slender. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (02:34:58):
I love candy, how a little sweet treat. Almost every night,
I'm in my peanut butter cup era excellent. That's what
I'm into. I love a Swedish fish. I got those
Seas candies, those very expensive bougie suckers from Seattle. Get
them shipped in. I have a candy jar.

Speaker 1 (02:35:16):
So yeah, but because I brought it up, because we
have candy in the news, Yes we do.

Speaker 9 (02:35:21):
A new survey reveals how much candy Americans typically buy
for Halloween. According to the Talker Research poll of five
thousand US adults, around one and thirty two million American
households purchased about seven hundred and forty five point eight
million pounds of candy during Halloween. Every year. The average

(02:35:44):
American purchases four and a half bags of candy per season,
with fifty percent opting for the large or party size
candy bars.

Speaker 1 (02:35:52):
Oh it's half. That's that's more than I would have thought. Yeah,
I kind of question that. Yes, really, why is that?

Speaker 8 (02:35:59):
Because I I'll look at my kids' bags when they
get a lot of fun size. Yeah, and I and
by the way, who's the guy that thought of that
not so fun? That's a mad that's a Madison Abage guy.
Wait a minute, Let's make them smaller, call them the fun.

Speaker 9 (02:36:12):
Something, and the big ones are called a party.

Speaker 8 (02:36:14):
It's like it's like when Starbucks said, I know, make
the smallest ones and call them tall. That'll that'll fool
that'll fool them.

Speaker 1 (02:36:21):
Like king size. That's right, the king, Yes for the
king diplomat. Do you think the candy industries like remember
report came out that Norelko shavers like ninety nine percent
of their inventory was sold at Christmas? And you think
candy manufacturing like, oh gotta be like one hundred percent.
I will October, yeah, La, March, Yeah, Easter and yeah,

(02:36:43):
that's I would imagine absolutely think you know what else
would you? Christmas? I guess there are a lot of
businesses that they do most of most of their business
when when a certain holiday comes by.

Speaker 8 (02:36:53):
Christmas trees primarily descent. Now the fireworks thing. You try
a lot of fireworks in December. We are to get
a few.

Speaker 1 (02:36:58):
Hey, hey, Tom, Josh's got a good point to be
made here, Go ahead, I don't think I've heard you.
Oh yeah, no, yeah, Christmas trees primarily December Primary.

Speaker 3 (02:37:06):
You can get fireworks you'll get you know, so you
can get a bargain on a Christmas tree December twenty
sixth live trees.

Speaker 9 (02:37:12):
I got some more candy facts if you want to, right,
I don't know. I didn't know the rules.

Speaker 1 (02:37:19):
Keep going.

Speaker 9 (02:37:19):
Chocolate eighty five percent, shoey fifty, and fruity forty five
percent candy ranked as the top three most popular types.

Speaker 1 (02:37:27):
You know it's not on There is hard candy.

Speaker 9 (02:37:29):
That's what I was wondering.

Speaker 1 (02:37:31):
Little strawberries.

Speaker 17 (02:37:33):
Strawberries are my favorite inside really, yes, I love them.

Speaker 8 (02:37:39):
Well, there are certain candy bars I've never tried. Bitch,
oh honey, are those any good?

Speaker 1 (02:37:45):
Yeah? I don't care for them. Those are real good. Yeah,
I never seek them out.

Speaker 3 (02:37:48):
But yeah, that's the guy who plays crabs behind the
church on my covered and I covered Ralla roller bones.

Speaker 9 (02:38:00):
I've never had a mountains.

Speaker 1 (02:38:02):
Oh, they're pretty good if you like coconut, though I
hate coconuts. What's the other one that goes with that?
Almond Joy? Is that coconut? Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:38:10):
Yeah, but almonds. Almond Joy has the almond mounds don't,
as the ad says, almond Joy's got nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:38:18):
Mouns don't. And I really hit almond. It's almost as
stupid as Rollo. Awesome. What's in them? Caramel? I'll have
to get something. They're like giant chocolate caramel pills. What
they are they look like what they.

Speaker 9 (02:38:39):
Put a dog pill in? They look like a pill
pocket and their dog.

Speaker 8 (02:38:43):
Jason, your assignment today and get some Rollos because they
rolled Remember they're in a role.

Speaker 1 (02:38:49):
Remember their commercial roll to a friend. Oh yes, Rollo. God,
I don't know that. I haven't had one in twenty years.

Speaker 17 (02:38:57):
Probably if you're gonna go rollo, you might as well
go Carmelo romello camel thing. It's like the Wonka chocolate bars,
so much better.

Speaker 1 (02:39:06):
Those are delicious, they're so good. Well, which van would
you get into? A guy who had rollos or a
guy who had caramelos? Well, which one's cuter?

Speaker 9 (02:39:15):
Gus Caromelo can take me with a knife and I'd
still get it. That is how good they are are.

Speaker 1 (02:39:20):
They are those bigger than the rollos.

Speaker 9 (02:39:24):
Dick, and the chocolate is thinner, so you get like
a little crunch, a little crisp with it.

Speaker 1 (02:39:30):
Those are like four cubes of caramel covered in chocolate
put together. You know what I used to love is
Nestley crunch bar when I was a kid. They were
like eight by ten, yes, crunch bars that were out there,
and then you break off the pieces with they were scored,
break them off. It was amazing.

Speaker 11 (02:39:51):
Man.

Speaker 9 (02:39:52):
Did you guys ever do the bazooka bubblegum?

Speaker 8 (02:39:55):
I never really loved it, but sure, I just did
it for the comics because they were so they were
so moving.

Speaker 9 (02:40:02):
Getting the laughy taffy for the jokes. Yeah, saved actual
little bonus. I got one more. One third of respondents
admit that their entire candy hall will be gone within
the first week. One third of.

Speaker 8 (02:40:13):
People, Oh yeah, I always over buy and then I
bring it in here. So, but that seems what was
the original stet four pounds.

Speaker 9 (02:40:23):
Per person, four and a half bags of candy.

Speaker 1 (02:40:25):
That sounds about right. Busy neighborhood.

Speaker 9 (02:40:28):
No one comes to my house anymore. They all I
got like ten tri or treaters.

Speaker 1 (02:40:32):
Well, I'm sure it's nothing to do with nothing to
do with old Lady.

Speaker 9 (02:40:39):
Camel.

Speaker 3 (02:40:42):
I got it is caromelo, a bar or a bar yeah,
we could, we could compare believe it's a Cadbury product.

Speaker 16 (02:40:51):
Very sorry, is that not the same It's a purple.

Speaker 1 (02:40:54):
Bar, right it is? Yeah? Yeah. Do we know what
sells more? Of course not. I don't know. I think
the Carmelo Fund, the writers for the.

Speaker 8 (02:41:08):
We'll get on this and let you know, Candy expert.
Thanks again, Kelly, Jessica and company. Now that you're voting
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