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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Cut that cut that punkin face. Family fund activity. We
all embrace when the leaves are leaving and the moon's
blood bread. I got to stab miss some punkin head.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
The blade's as sharp as it can be to form
a punkin head act to me pull the lid and
the seeds they cake it. I don't think the patients
gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Cut that cut that punkin face. The family fund activity.
We're all embrace when the leaves are leaving and the
moon's blood red. Got to stab miss some punkin head.
Cleaning a punkin ain't no fun. It's one of those things.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
It must be.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Done, like checking a bull for prostatenots. You just roll
up to sleep and take off. You watch it and
cutting it.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Cut that punkin face, the family pond activity. Were all
embraced when the leaves are leaving and the moon's blood red.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I got to stab miss some punkin head.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Puncture you in nostril, pierce me an eyeball, Slash you
in ear.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Hole, stab me a pie hole.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, cut that smile any way you want to the
teeth or plea for or the dodger the mouth cut
last after the Punkin's clean that way you don't hear
the punkin scream. Oh cut cut that punkin face. The
family pondactivity were all embraced. When the leaves are leaving and.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
The moon's blood red.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I got to stab mess some punkin heads, got to
stamb mask.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
From the O'reile Auto Park Studios. Let's get ready rumble.
It's the Bobin Top show at the Silac Insurance Newsdesk.
It's Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there Ace Cosby.

(02:30):
Today one of our favorites, comedian Greg Martin will be here.
We'll talk with the Shoeing of the Week winner this week,
girl Ms Kathy Fuller and sweet Face Al Jackson. Today
we'll check in.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
I'll remind everybody, speaking of our winner from last week,
Kathy Fuller, You've got plenty of opportunities today to pull over,
grab that smartphone or your laptop, whatever you're into.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
You don't have to pull over, just do it later,
or you can do it while driving. No, don't stare
with your knee. See how you do. I want you
to enter our contest. We do it every week.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Courtesy of Steven Singer Jewelers. You could win that five.
You could win that five hundred dollars card, the E.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Card go to help me. I love that. I don't
know why.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
It's Bob and Tom's pig skin picks.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You know what it is.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
It reminds me when you were the chief or didn't
you work with Steve Mason.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
No, but the we had the jingle and it was
w E T O E T O.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. I don't know if there's I'm not sure if
that station is still I don't know the Yeah, they
may have changed the call letters and may still be there.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Who knows what was they saying? Oh, pigskin picks? You
just pick all the winners in what is this week
six of the NFL. So just go to the Bobintom
dot com slash contest and you'll find out all the
details and you could be just like Kathy Fuller. She's
our first Lady winner this year, and we'll find out

(04:05):
how she picked them because she did a nice job
and she's our winner, so she can go to I
Hate Stevensinger dot com.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
She did do a nice job, didn't she. She got
out of the kitchen and went on and filled out
her She's a hard working woman. Put the baby down
and put some shoes on.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Okay, all right, we'll find out what's going on with her.
But we have a lot to get to, of course.
And once again at the Silac Insurance news desk. And
a kind of a dark tone today.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, usually you're wearing you've been wearing red and pink.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Is that navy?

Speaker 7 (04:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
See, I have a real problem with dark navy and black.
I got no clue. Is there a color blindness dark
navy and black? I know there's red, green.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
I don't know, but yeah, nevertheless, it looks very nice.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Uh new hairdo right?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
No, yeah, let's curl today, yes, combed forward with bangs.
Don't get self anxious about this.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
I'm not, I promise I I but it's hard to
grow out a pixie haircut. And that's the process we're
going through.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Our opinions would have to matter to her for her
to feel self coming.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
That stopped mattering alone time.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Well if it starts to matter, you find yourself crying
in front of the vending machine. So you don't want
to take it from me. You don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I see.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Now I've been informed that the designation for today is
d n f anyone?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I did not know this.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Uh, damn near damn near Friday?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
You mean FRYA does that come into play? I know
I'm out?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, he's been out for a while. I like Frye.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
It's a no that and angry say that, and I
know I don't want to talk to this person.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's good. Did Tina Fake come up with angry? Is
that her?

Speaker 9 (05:54):
No?

Speaker 10 (05:54):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
It sounds like her.

Speaker 11 (05:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I like Tita Fay so I hope not. Now she
came up with I want to go to there? Yes,
daughter say in real life? Yeah, I want to go
to there wonderful. Do you know what DTF means? Yes?
We do. Do you know what it means? Yeah, I've
been in four l Go ahead? Are you? Are you means?

(06:20):
When you say like I'm down to do something, I'm
asking if you are DTF? Yes? Yes or no? Right now?
I'm busy. We have things to do here. The feeling
he says that all the time you're too busy to
have sex. No, No, I just mean not right. I
don't want to ever be that busy.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Really, I we have things to do here. I know
you have some interesting things in the world of sports.
We've got some exciting things here. Got to clear up
something for ace.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Gene Simmons is okay. He apparently passed out behind the
wheel of his Uh here's hope, Like what an expedition
has got a big suv and he doesn't have.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
A driver that drives him when he's driving. He doesn't
have a drive. You know what?

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Dacense to ladies. As much money as he has, you
think he could afford a better wig. My god, the
picture they had of him, it is the cheapest worst.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
It looks like he bought it at one of those
Halloween Yeah, it is stores. A bad wig.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
Come on, everybody has a favorite hat. Maybe it's just
his favorite wig and he's worn it out and he
still loves it.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's as lucky with you know.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
But as Chick points out, you don't buy a quality
wig at one of those stores that used to be
a dairy queen that's now doing Halloween costumes.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yes, what is it about the human condition that people
like they feel like, well, this is my I love
this shirt and they look like hell in it. But
you know what, yeah, I just they just feel like
feel good in that wig or that Yeah, like Tom
feels good the way he's dressed. And I don't. I
don't get it, but you know that's fine.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
When you guys go home every day. Do you this
is a term that I and I don't know if
anybody else use it. Do you take off your hard
clothes and put on your soft clothes?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I don't. I don't you know, but I do.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
Hard clothes are for out in the world, right, for
work and events.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I take off my wrapper, so the my my button
down shirt and my shorts and so then I T shirts.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
And boxer Oh okay, okay, what I'm just shorts, just shorts, Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
No, I wear the stuff all day and then I
go to bed, I take it off.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
I will tell you this my hard clothes, if you will.
And my soft clothes are starting to blur.

Speaker 10 (08:30):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I will tell you that.

Speaker 8 (08:32):
Your pajamas, yes, I have my weather time, go for it.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
My track pants on because they're really warm, because it's cold.
Check local listenings where we are cold snap and it
feels colder.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
We're not used to it. No, you wear the same
stuff all day long. No, I'll put it back on.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
Yeah, Oh you mean wear it more than once?

Speaker 12 (08:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Oh, sometimes with jeans in the winter. Yeah, I'll wear
my jeans more.

Speaker 13 (08:54):
Than one day. Okay, if I didn't do too much
in them, Oh I don't. I don't I doing too
much in them. You don't mean I mean raking mischieves.
Oh no, yeah, so long as I didn't a rectal emissions. Sure, sure.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah. If I my pants, I change them. That's a
I don't have nocturnal emissions.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
I have.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
It is a di diurnal.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I have no idea anytime diurnal sounds like you're pissing twice.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
I have two or three pair of jeans and I
rotate him. I never wash them. What Yeah, ever, No,
you're not supposed to wash your jeans, aren't you, according
to the Levi's CEO. But that's been debunked by a
hell guy who makes the pants.

Speaker 13 (09:34):
Okay, they really don't get uncomfortable, like you don't feel
they get No, they get softer, but they don't get
greasy or.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
What do you think is going down? You sweat my
wings and then if I sweat in jeans, then I
wear them the next day. I can feel that I
sweat in those.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Jeans unless I'm sick or something weird is going on.
I don't sweat.

Speaker 10 (09:54):
He hasn't sweat since ninety two.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, I pride myself on that. When's the last time
you sweat? Yesterday at the g.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yesterday at the gym, I was working out, throwing around
some iron.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I'll wear jeans doing a show and the lights and everything.
I'm sweating, and you guys know how much work I'm
doing up there. Oh yeah wow. And then if I
put those jeans on the next day, they just feel
a little worn, they feel used. Really.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah, that not washing your jeans was debunked. Was he
the guy that you're supposed to put him in the freezer?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
He makes, He makes the jeans. He would know he
never has to wash me. He impresses me like he's
he's kind of like a Tom Griswold of that company.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
He's an idiot. Well there you go, Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I wouldn't wash my genes either, for I was giving
a brand new pair every day. I hate wearing new jeans.
Is that guy named me Levi or is it Strauss?
If Levi was the first name, right, uh, Levi Straus?
I think so? Why don't they call in any event?
Where were we?

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Jeane Simmons is okay. Geene Simmons is okay.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Good to know.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Dolly Parton is also okay. After that, well, she says
she's okay. Did you see thee else?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
She looks fine.

Speaker 10 (11:05):
She looks fine, but she is having some health issues.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
But her sister had said pray for Dolly. It sounded
like she was dying, and we have a news story.
Dolly said, no, I'm not dying. Did you see the
name of her sister. I was kind of surprised by that.
I did not Freda, Oh you don't hear that. No,
Frida isn't that one of the people in Abba?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
No, that's Frida? Is it? Frida? Isn't she the one
that had the solo hit? I know there's something going on?
Oh yeah, that Phil Collins on drums. We suffered through
that briefly, that a song. Something going on? Hofey, Oh God,
I know, I know there's something going on. We have

(11:48):
I know. I'm with you, John. I didn't care for that.
Chick's version is actually worse. It goes, it goes.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
But but up coming, up, coming up, we have the
word thermos in the news. It has not been replaced
by the word Stanley yet or yet e. We have
sharks in the news, got the joker in the news? MRI,
I Penis news coming up.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I've never had myn MRI. I mean, let's well, maybe
the Wiener was in there too.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
I guess I had my I have had my prostate
m right, so I can't imagine them not.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, they'd have to kind of get the.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
We'll find out why there why that is indeed significant.
We have ghost news coming out for Josh. Ghost news
coming up. This is Phil Collins on drum graphic.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Good weather again, don't you recognize that it's the only Riffys.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
When does this starting? But the chorus, I think, I
think there's Nathan east in filling games too from its
Paptin's band, I think, yeah, but the dog calling, I
mean singing, what are you talking about? I love her voice? Really?

(13:11):
Oh yeah, we got to wait for the hook. Here
it comes, here we go. So Pat Bennett's are just
saying no thanks, all right, I'm not gonna sit here
and have you laugh at Freda. I like everything, but
something going on for some reason. Dig that scene, digging

(13:31):
the dancing Queen. You don't like that. I know I'm
an Abba fan, Thank you. I'm an avid non Aba fan.
Right now.

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we embrace the animal king.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
And sports philosophy Sports philosophy coming up? Are more people
excited the Yankees loss last night? Or more people disappointed
the Yankees loss loss? Well, it's a double edged sword
because Toronto. Now you got to go to Canada's wrong
with Canada? Nothing?

Speaker 5 (15:40):
I embraced Canada, remember, Oh yeah, band I did, and
I've been there skiing. I don't know how I got
it wrong. The we have lots of rush letters date
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(16:02):
actual letter from a woman who has been to a
Rush concert. What we call her the one. We are
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and Tom Show.

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Speaker 1 (16:45):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Jeff Hooker at the Silak Insurance news desk. Hello, there's
Josh Arnold. Bye, Hayce Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios. I'm chick. Hello Tom. We were talking about
the text message d t F. Yes, I suppose there's

(17:08):
like a radio station w d t F. Oh, I
don't know I would imagine a d T We're down
to uh funk.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
There we go. Yeah, that'd be cool. A lot of
George Clinton, We're down, We're down to funk. Oh, very nice. Josh,
you should do you should get paid for that.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I kind of do.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Uh, Josh, you'll like this letter all right. Not in
the beginning, okay, because I can accept criticism. No, this is, Josh,
a topic. It needs to be touched on quickly then
and then forgotten forever. It doesn't like to be to
bring back the same topic over and over again, especially
at this hour.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 13 (17:49):
It's because this is the hour we do that. Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
that that that makes perfect sense. This comes to us
from a joem He goes. I heard Tom talking about
teenagers wearing Nirvana T shirts that don't know who the
band is. I teach eighth grade science right away, Joe,

(18:11):
God bless you. If you can teach middle school. Anyone
who teaches middle school kids should get a twenty five
percent bonus just for doing it, or.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
No taxes, something like something like that.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
That is the middle school brutal In any event, Back
to the letter, our eighth grade math teacher. I see
kids wearing a ton of T shirts for bands they
can't name a song. I always ask the same thing,
what's your favorite song by that band? And of course
they never know who it is. Today I had a
student wearing a Journey T shirt. He couldn't understand why

(18:43):
I kept calling him Steve Perry, of course, not.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
That to find.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Or when I said my computer charger had taken a
midnight train to anywhere, the kid just stares at me
like I was having like I was having a stroke.
Un He goes, now, this is interesting, he goes, By
the way, there is an exception to the rule about
T shirts. Oh, if a kid is wearing a shirt
for a metal band, they will always be able to

(19:11):
tell you that band's top five. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah,
so well, that a good good to know. A little
side note to the topic of T shirts. I'm also
seeing a lot of Grateful You're seeing Grateful Dead, Nirvana
and the Rolling Stones primarily, it seems to me, and

(19:33):
apparently this is a largely because of urban outfitters as
well outlets for this stuff. Yes, no, do you have
a letter over there, mister mcgaue. Here, Bob and Tom show.
This is from Simon.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Growing up, I had several Metallica and Guns n' Roses
poster in my bedroom. Also, I had Shaq Michael Jordan,
and a couple of wrestling posters. However, I had this
odd saying about putting thumbtacks through the eyes of the
people in the posters.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh you were you were a budding psychopath. I didn't
like them looking at me. That's what this, That's what
the email. What is the name of the prison?

Speaker 13 (20:18):
Okay, Simon, By the way, you all look great today.
I'm through the window.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, one of you left your car running. Eric says,
the other day you mentioned, uh, col ophelia, which is
the sexual attraction to clowns. Right, he says, I have this.

Speaker 13 (20:37):
Oh one time I hosted an orgy and everyone showed
up in the same car.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
You had me going. You had me very nice piece
of work. Oh nice delivery.

Speaker 13 (20:51):
And he also says he's from Oshkosh. It is not
too far from Osha, which is where Joshua, right, we're
going to.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
What a joy, Thank you very much. We were talking
yesterday about our guest. Yesterday, Kelly Collette was mentioning that
she had been married at one point, and she had
wished that in her registry. Was that what you call
it when you get married to get that thing and
you so people give you, they give you a matching

(21:22):
set of china, blah blah. She said that she wished
she'd put a bicycle on that so she'd have something
that she could really use. Which I like that notion
of having much more practical fun stuff on a wedding registry.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
I like the notion of walking into a wedding and
going to buy the gift table and seeing brand new bike,
yeah there on the table.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
And then so we were talking about this last night
at the dinner table, and I was trying to explain
to my girls what what the good china is? Yes,
because we have because we actually have a news story
about this, so people get that and never use it.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
But this is from Ramon, our favorite listener in Orlando, Florida. Hello,
Ramon is when I.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Got married as a joke.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
As a joke, I made her No, no, sorry, oh sorry, Ramone,
I didn't you mean when I got married?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Pause? As a joke.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
I registered at the Guitar Center.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
One of my friends actually bought something at the Guitar
store for me.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
That's awesome. Yeah, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Hey look I got a nice kpo Yeah yeah, al
was something a little more substantial romone, perhaps maybe an
interesting pedal.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I always try to get the fun things on a registry.
You'll see sometimes you'll see games like board games and
stuff like that. Well, we're gonna eventually host other couples
we may as well.

Speaker 8 (22:37):
And that makes a good gift basket to get all
those games so they can have.

Speaker 10 (22:40):
A game night.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh, I've made some like popcorn. I was named for
the cheapest one, like the cocktail spoon or whatever it is,
the longs a long spoon with it that's a twisty
spoon or something. Yeah, I get them that for nineteen
ninety five. Yeah, that's this letter from Michelle. She writes,
I've been listening since the nineteen hundreds. Thank you, really,

(23:02):
thank you, Michelley at least sells it. My son came
home from kindergarten. I asked if he was liking school.
He said, yes, but I don't like it when my
teacher comes to the desk to look at my work.
I said, why he goes, I don't like her chest
crack in my face. The old chest crack.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Obviously, he had never heard the word cleavage. Ever since,
we've referred to it as chest crack. The odd part,
his kindergarten teacher was a nun, a large woman who
didn't wear the traditional nun habit. She indeed didn't have
an ample chest crack and what I refer to as
table butt because you could easily sit things on it.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
So you know there's got to be nuns out there
with killer bodies, right, yeah, you know there are sure?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Right? Do you ever think about that, Tom, No, although
I'm sure we'll get a letter from someone of course
about that. He's about that quite often. There's a horror
movie where Sydney Sweeney was and I just wanted to
stand up in the theater go, what are we doing?
We're all supposed to pretend that's all covered up? Yeah? Sure,

(24:15):
woodpe Goldberg, Sure we're not here to see WHOOPI Goldberg
is a nun? I buy that? No, not Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
You guys had a story yesterday about robot dogs being
sent to retirement homes to cheer up the elderly.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Because they don't know any better.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Well, and it was there was a not to be mean,
but there was a component of dementia involved.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Mentioning that is not being mean. It's a really okay.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Yeah, I just I don't want to be perceived. Apparently
this is happening in the United States as well, because
that was that was a story out of out of
the UK. My grandmother had dementia, writes Kevin from Winchester.
He said it was progressing slo over a decade. She

(25:01):
spent years in assisted living and became lonely. My mom
researched these robotic animals and found one online. It was
a white cat that she could lay in her lap.
The mechanical cat purred and made sounds and moved a
little bit. My Grammy, as she calls her, honestly thought
it was real.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Well that's fine, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
She would feed her meals and the cat was named Whitey,
by the way, And I'm.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Sure the grandma name a lot of people, and if not,
I guess I could have edited this. But there's a reason.
It's significant.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Whitey would have red stains from cherry jello all over
her mouth.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Because she was trying to feed her. Granny was feeding
the little guy jello.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Oh boy, Eventually, as time progressed, Whitey became something of
a pain and a nuisance. So we told, we told,
we told Grannie. We took a two way quote. Nice farm,
Thank you, Kevin.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Don't you look forward though to the day when you
when you you forget all the stuff, don't you? Don't
you kind of look forward to that? There has to
be somewhat of a freedom to it. Yeah, whether you
are aware of it or not, I don't know. But
I forget all the awful things he said, you know,
stuff like that. Yeah, I too have had people with
severe dimension my family, and it was something you just

(26:28):
learned to work with. All you wanted was them to
be happy and comforable.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Yeah, but unforunly, they often lose that filter. Yeah, there's
that one version of dementia where they they literally say
the exact opposite of what one would say and to
be appropriate society.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yes, yeah, it.

Speaker 10 (26:45):
Can be like a toddler.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, it can be awful. Now.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
You mentioned that there was some new rush dates added yesterday.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Yeah, I just saw that there were some new ones.
I didn't know what day they were or when.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, but the same city, Yeah, it was originally So
it's like two shows now instead of most four shows
like in madis great.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
But the Rush band reuniting the two extant members in
honor of Neil Heart And we've got an nice letter here,
a couple letters about from Rush fans. I was a
Rush fan as a young boy, still like the stuff.
I just want to say I'm a huge fan of

(27:25):
Neil's extensive writing. I mentioned that he's got a bunch
of books, and you'd like these because he's, I guess,
in his motorcycle and drives around, keeps a diary. They're
really really interesting. So he's just kind of highlighting that.
He also has one about a bicycle tour of Europe.
But if you're a fan, thanks Ron in Green Bay.
He calls himself Lambeau Ron for obvious reasons. Also, we

(27:49):
do have a lady Denise. She says, my favorite band
is Rush. My first concert I was thirteen years old.
I keep hearing you men, there'll be no girls at
Rush concerts. I've already been to three. I hope it
will soon be four.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Hmmm.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
So uh, I my question was are there more?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (28:14):
What band draws mostly men? I would think Rush would
certainly be one of them. Yeah, I would think. So
how about you? You go to more metal shows than anybody?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
So many girls, dude? Oh yeah yeah, even like goar.
Just a ton of chicks. Really, yes, I've always wanted
to see just based on where they got their name.

Speaker 13 (28:33):
Oh yeah, now it's uh mostly it's still the majority guys,
but there are a lot of women.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Okay, I'll have to talk to my promoter friend and
see what if he can answer that question?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
What what draws the most men other than e Liza Minelli?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh, we'll have to look into that. I think I
think his audience might be skewed a bit.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
What do they call it?

Speaker 5 (28:58):
The ven diagram of Manelli fans and Rush fans?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Probably only a handful, yeah, not many, a thin center.
Time to check in with Chick McGee. Did you run
down to the basement real quid if they forgot going there?
They didn't print the tap sheet today.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Well they shouldn't print that sheet because it's wrong every day.

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Please, Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Top Show
at the Silac insurance news desk. It's Jess Hooker, Hello
in her Don Henley shirt, button all the way up
to her neck. Yeah, all right, there's Josh Arnold, Hi
Ace Cosby.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
I'm Chick McGee. Hello Tom in his service station where what? Yeah,
you look like a casual service station owner. You own
the service station. You coming over to check out?

Speaker 8 (33:23):
If but it is time to switch out your hat.
That's like your spring summer hat.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I've got like twelve of these, Yeah, the same color. Yeah.
Can I ask you a question and will you answer
me honestly? Yeah? These fit?

Speaker 13 (33:35):
Really?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Will they breathe? What's what's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (33:39):
I don't wind you because here's what's happening.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I'm doing the same thing now. Like, if I find
something I like, I'll buy two at least. Yeah, I
and I can tell Josh is easing into that area.
I have at least twenty of these exact shape shirts. Yeah,
I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Three different colors, dark blue, light blue, No, No, I'll
go color black.

Speaker 10 (34:00):
I do kind of have a uniform.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I'll go the same color I'll go. Yeah, but Chick
is by far the most stylish in this fast Your
fashion sense is great. That's amazing. I look great now.
And what's what?

Speaker 5 (34:14):
What is your what's your underwear fashion?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I am back to h I did Marino wool. There
was my my jam for a little bit, but then
it was it got a bit too baggy, so stretches
over time. Yeah yeah, yeah, So I went back to sacks,
s A xax. I love the sacks, the long leg,
the nine inch in seam. I love that.

Speaker 10 (34:37):
Those are bike shorts.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Those aren't under Yeah, I know right. They hold everything
and held in place. They hold everything up there against you,
so it's not flopping around. Okay, what what color? Oh black,
you gotta go?

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Yes, yeah, I agree, Josh, Josh, what's going on in
your underwear?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (34:51):
Multi colored boxers? So the baggy boxers just uh, I don't.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Know, flailing around. I can't loose like a water wiggle.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah yeah, kinda yeah, but still you know, there's still
plenty of support.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Now, just do you judge a man based on his
underwear of you? In the course of your life? Have
you ever seen the scene of a certain type of underwear
and said, I gotta get.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Out of here.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Uh yeah, yeah, I would say that, and it was
it was it was a drunken night in college and
somebody wanted to go streaking and thought it would be
funny or whatever. Yeah, so when we were talking, it
was casual. It was just like the talking phase of
a relationship before anything had started.

Speaker 10 (35:38):
And yeah, he took his his.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
Shirt off and his pants off, and he had just
tidy whities, tighty whitey.

Speaker 10 (35:44):
Yeah, like I'm out.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I was. This is a confession.

Speaker 13 (35:48):
I was tidy whities until about twenty two, okay.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
And I and I had a girl go we have
to do something. Yeah, you've got some good advice and yeah, exactly,
and it really did fix things. Yeah, okay, good, good.
Do you think you can trace the tidy whitey the
underwear industry in America where the tidy whitey fell off
and the boxer brief took over? Because I think the
boxer breathed nothing against boxers, but maybe boxer briefs slash

(36:14):
boxers just took over. Mm, that's your's your underwear. I'm
sure people in the industry.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
I bet it was ninety tidy Whitey's probably until until
what like the eighties, I'm gonna say later than that.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Probably two thousand account lobby came out, didn't went, hey,
is that what happened? I mean, that's what they say.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah, what's the great joke where the guy? The guy
has to give a blood sample, a sperm sample, a
urine sample, and a fecal sample, and he just takes
off his underwear and answer to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Oh, hilarious. There's a joke there somewhere.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
I forget what It'd be much funnier if we had one,
actual actual content. Are we moving on to the world
of sports right now?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
No, Dear Bob and Tom show, let's see. Thank you
chick for the relationship advice. Specifically, do you want any
of this before I put it away?

Speaker 11 (37:01):
Now?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
You want to explain it one more time?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Our plan is working. This is when you emerge from
the shower. Yeah, I yell at whoever might be there.
I go, hey, you want any of this? Fo I
put it away as I'm grabbing my cross.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I know.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Historically, how often have you had a positive response?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Almost one percent? Okay, hovering near a one percent. Not
only have I been successful, says Chad, with this tactic
has worked fifty percent of the time. But last night
my wife and I crawling into bed, I heard those
words come out of her mouth as well. How about that?

(37:39):
Who is she talking to the dog?

Speaker 6 (37:42):
Needless to say, I reluctantly caved and gave her everything
all in caps.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
There you go. That's a fun relationship, Chad. Good for you,
Dear Robin Tom show this from Jake and Colorado. After
listening to your episode about the appropriate type of candy
to hand out during Halloween, I promptly went and ordered
candy cigarettes and candy cigars. That's so great, you guys,
only twenty five dollars. Yeah, because you could.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
We determined you can get candy cigarette still, but it's
pretty much only online.

Speaker 8 (38:15):
Yeah, and I think it just says like chalk sticks
or something. It doesn't say cigarette.

Speaker 13 (38:20):
Do they sell them? Buy the carton? So if I
want to hit them out, you know what? Do what
gets a cart Are they come in a bag? I
hope they carton? I hope they come over.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
That would be great, And that that one kid in
the neighborhood would have the candy cigarette holder, you know,
but that like Lionel Barrymore, Yeah, the old timy kid
waiting to becoming a Donald Tom.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Did you someone in your life when you were young,
a friend of your parents or somebody must have had
a cigarette holder, right or an ant Oh, man, that
must have happened. I don't know, I don't remember. I've
never seen anyone in person do it.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
I've only seen my mom did it when she was
Cleopatra for Halloween and she was a smoker, so she
had the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
But she was actually using it.

Speaker 10 (39:07):
She was using it.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yeah, I mean, I know it's a constant, so we'll
give it a picture. But yeah, I say, Burgess Meredith
as the penguin. Yeah, Batman the TV show had a cigarette.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Absolutely, Yeah, there was a thing going on for a while.
They're probably still out there. They were like mini cigar.
I think Burt Reynolds smoked them or they had like
a plastic Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Yeah, Cigarillos.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I did have. I have smoked cigarillos in my life.
The cigar with the plastic would tipped. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Now here we go. Bubblegum cigarettes. Uh, this is on Amazon.
They come at four packs and oh this is funny.
There's one called Victory that looks kind of like Viceroy.
There's one called Target that looks sort of like Lucky Strikes.
Then there's one called Lucky Lights and they actually have they.
It's a white cigarette looking piece of gum, but there's

(39:59):
a a brownish thing where the filterer would be in
the end.

Speaker 8 (40:02):
Oh man, they used to have a red tip.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, that's a slightly pink tip. I remember doing the
whole thing with acting like he had a lighter and.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Oh yeah, would I be in trouble if I passed
up the packs of these?

Speaker 8 (40:16):
It's Halloween, yes, in your neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yes, you remember.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
There was some sort of dust on the sandy cigarette
you blew it out.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
It looked like it was a that's the ones. I
don't want to get the gum. I want those awful
chalk to things. No, here's one twelve packs and they're okay.
These are designed to look like pall Mall's and this
one pack looks like Camel's. This is hilarious. Why did
these go away? They're just wonderful. Somebody said, hey, look
this is probably promoting Yeah, the same reason.

Speaker 10 (40:43):
Joe Cammell went away, Yes.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Get kids.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Yeah, the same reason we don't have the Simpsons doing
cigarette commercials the way Fred Flintstone used to do them.
Didn't hurt us none, really sort of look at the
state of the world. Tell me what a great job
we're doing.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Simpson pushed butterf What do you think is worse a
butterfinger or cigarette? Yeah? Way, those butterfingers really taste like
butter don't know.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
But the way they get stuck in your teeth for days?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Now they also make a fake puff cigarettes that are
not candy, but they can It looks like they're you
suck on them.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
It looks like you're smoking, oh, junior high production of Glengarry. Yes,
and there's probably uh to help you quit smoking. We
have these cigarette Yeah. Don't you think that's how they
market them from their I think they're marketed as a
costume item. I know what's coming up in sports? Major

(41:45):
League Baseball playoffs, the Yankees have been eliminated. I don't
know if there are more people happy about that or
sad about that. Everybody else hangs on to force a
deciding game five. In Major League Baseball, we had the
Aces go to three game up, three game to non
lead of Phoenix, and the w n b A and
surfing and uh the joker.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
In sports, Yeah, the joker, the joke and world records
and by the way, butterfinger looks like It's number five
in the most popular most popular candy bars Taste About,
and of course Reese's Peanut butter Cups number one, man,

(42:30):
followed by Eminem's Snickers kit Kak Butterfinger.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Also, chocolate's really rule in the day.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Yeah, the only one that isn't chocolate is sour Patch kids.
That's technically not a candy bar.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
No, not at all. Okay.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Now, when we come back, we'll be discussing important things
like what candy to pass out at Halloween? Just most
anybody ever passed out actual cigarettes?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yes, yeah, I bet it happened. Maybe just you know singles.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
It's the same lady that bought us booze.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah. No, they're not called they're called they're called Lucy's.
Thank you. I did not remember, Yeah, yeh Lucy's. Okay.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Well, we'll be back with Lucy in the O'Reilly Auto
Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

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Readers right now, Hey, welcome back to the Bob and
Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silent Insurance news ass. Hello,
there's Josh Arnold. I just enjoyed one of Tom's daughter's
famous cookies. It's my one of my favorite things of
the year. And what's the flavor, pumpkin oatmeal chocolate chip?

Speaker 11 (43:42):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (43:42):
Wow, everything?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, I'll have nine Moresday's Cosby. I'm chick McGhee. Hello.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Tom, you're talking about Halloween candy something important?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Oh? Yes, that's right.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
And uh, we also kind of got off track. I
blame myself. I'm wondering if I could give away those
candy cigarettes. They do make them candy cigarettes. I found
them online. There's a bunch of different ones. I would
find it somewhat amusing. I imagine perhaps my neighbors would not.
But this is a dumb question and I haven't had
time to research this.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Now.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
They still make candy cigarettes, Okay, they make the bubblegum cigars.
Those are okay, yeah, because that's pretty funny. They're pink
and they look silly. Right, marijuana is legal and what
thirty states now, dude, I don't know do they make
Do they make candy joints?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I've never seen them, have you, guys?

Speaker 8 (44:35):
I mean they make candy with weed in them?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yeah, well, of course they make gumbies, but I mean,
would it be in other words, for kids? I want
to smoke joints just like my dad. Would that be bad?
The answer is yes, probably. Oh let's pretend like we're
listening to Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

Speaker 8 (44:56):
We're going to go back.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
To the nineties.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
I've got a I've got a Nirvana T shirt. I'm
gonna shoot up just like Kurt. I don't know that
he was yet a different kind of dark shoot. It's
my fault. Oh look it it's Billy's first vaping device.

(45:20):
Dear Bob and tom show. Oh, change the subject, will you.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Um.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
This is from Mike in New Cumberland, West Virginia. Oh,
my boy, Old Cumberland needed a fix up. Checking in.
I was talking to my cat named Whiskey like Josh
does to gravy. Oh, very nice.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
Both her and my girlfriend looked at me like I
had two heads. But I had a great time and
laughed the whole time. And when they said and looked
at me like I had two heads, I said, that's Buce.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Absolutely He's absolutely right, that's Buce.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
Keep up the great work. Love you guys. Uh, hey,
Bob and tom My name is Jacqueline. I have taken
to talking like gravy throughout my day. My kids walk
by with some chips, I'll ask for some. When they
say no, I yell, that's bus taking. Really the other
night I tried to use chicks move. I came into

(46:17):
the room, asked the wife, you want some of those
part put it away? She politely declined. I yelled, that's buce.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yes Kevin in California, Kevin and Jacqueline.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Uh so is it time not a chicken? With the
sporting scene, Yes, sir, yes, sir.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Vlad Guerrero Junior and George Springer each drove in a run,
and eight Toronto pitchers shut down the Yankees and Toronto
advances to the American League Championships. Thereies, you know it
as the a c l S A five two win
of a LS.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
What did I say, als civil Toronto five Yankees two
last night? And that Are there more people upset the
Yankees one? Or are they happy because they lost? I
think they're happy because they lost. People more people hate
Yankees than like them. Yeah, but the same thing with
the Cowboys. You see more Yankees hats than anything else.

(47:15):
Same thing with the Patriots. People want to see him lose.
You do see a tony Yankees? Well you really do?

Speaker 11 (47:22):
You know?

Speaker 5 (47:22):
I like to see them because that way, I know what?
Don't want to talk to that person? Well, that's right.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Instead of the end.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
A lot of people up there I can talk. There's
a lot of people to talk to.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You can spot them.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Yeah, there's ten people. What is got Yankees?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Cap? I don't want to talk to him.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Schwarby homer twice, leading the Phillies a two to win
over the Dodgers, avoiding a sweep. A Dodgers still have
a two game to one to lead in that one.
Pete Crow Armstrong hit a tie breaking two run single
and the Cubs avoid a sweep hold off the Brewers
for to three. Yesterday between the Vines, the friendly confine

(47:57):
of the Nlds and Green and Javier Baias homer to
four runs six. Tigers kept their season live nine three
win over the Mariners and w NBA last night Asjah Wilson,
A Shaw Steely Danseng Asia nice no a apostrophe j A.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Wilson, Okay, here you go.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
Phoenix losing last night ninety to eighty eight to the
Aces Las Vegas a three, three game to none lead
in the that best of seven And this is just
this is Tom Sports. A surfer drove himself to the
hospital after he was attacked by a shark.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Isn't this amazing? Well it depends where his arms bitten off.
That would be really nice arms. Oh, that'd be great story.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Sky News reports the man in his fifties surfing off
Kangaroo Island in Australia.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Could could you get anything more Australian than being on
Kangaroo Island?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
He was bitten by a shark dot dot dot twice. Oh,
he man to get back to the shore and drive
himself to a hospital. That means the shark liked him. Yeah,
more of that. I'm gonna have seconds.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Maybe they should rename that island Kangaroo Island Killer Shark Island.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
He had to undergo emergency surgery. The bay at Kangaroo
Island has been temporarily closed. Local authorities continue to monitor
the waters. Okay, did you say you wanted to.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Surf before this, before your body was taken over by
shark fear?

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Yeah, I met this guy that has a there's a
couple of these surf camps. You take the whole family
there in Costa Rica on the Pacific side.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Apparently that is so you spend a month, that would
be great for you. I'd love to amazing. I was
just talking to one of my daughter's teachers about that.
That could be a great place to go.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
Can you imagine this poor lady, she's she's a teacher,
and she's all day she's been at the school and
here here he comes.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Sorry, I have other parents to need. Oh you know,
of course, what you should get into a surf No,
I was asking about it. Sure, surf camp, that could
be great.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Why did you ask her about surf camp because she's
leading a trip to Costa Rica?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Oh the school, and it's are you guys going to
go surfing? You've got to do it. It's a fair question.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
And I can't tell you the number of times my
school we all went to Costa Rica.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Those were those were the best days of my life.
I remember our Spanish class had like the opportunity, like
I think six kids were.

Speaker 10 (50:26):
Able to get the same.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yeah, yeah, shame on six.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
You know when someone looks at you and says that's
a shame and then chuckles, it really it really loses
its sincerity.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Well, tomorrow's leaders. You know, Well, I would dive with sharks, chick,
do you want to do that? I've done that and
I will never do it again. Like I'm talking in
the steel cage, huge great white I don't know.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
These were like eight foot sharks but then and there
were a whole bunch of them. They were in this
big circle. But the dive master goes, oh, they're they're
not going to come and bite you. I'm thinking, as
I'm down there underwater, thinking what if one of the
sharks didn't get the memo?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, Josh, have you.

Speaker 10 (51:07):
Seen the video where the shark gets in the cage?

Speaker 4 (51:09):
I have?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Yeah, yeah, and I'm.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
That's why it starts thrashing, and yeah, it doesn't bite her,
but it looks awful.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yeah, I used to. I used to scuba dive.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
I do, and I don't. It was like twenty years ago.
I don't know if I'd ever do that again. I'm
I'm mystified as to how I got how I did that.
I wouldn't do it, no, never again. I've only snorkled.
I saw a giant barracuda and it scared me.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Is that right? I what is that? And the tour
guy goes, that is a better kuda. My friend, did
you mean start going dum?

Speaker 13 (51:41):
Well, actually actually you said, well I put my head
up at the that is a better couda. My friend,
I go, well, it's five feet under me, and he goes,
just don't He goes, just float over it, float over it.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah, that's that's what I did.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
I would nominate the song bar Alcuda as top ten
identify guitar riffs. That beginning rift is so good.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Immediately people go a barracuda. Well, now we've got a topic.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Oh, opening guitar riffs. Well, no, not guitar solos.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Is that open barracuda? I thought the closes with the
four and a half or whatever. That's how it closed.
That's that's all. Yeah, there's a couple of eazy top
that first Welcome to the jungle. No, no, no, no, yeah,
everybody knows.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Okay, now we will have to be homework here. We
were talking good music.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Well, well I never I bet you don't. Then you
always want to say to one of those old ladies,
Well I never, clearly, man, you know, we would got
the chance to say that. I remember you telling me
you met you met somebody and they were being really rude,
and you kind of went off and they said, I
never and you go, I know, that's the problem. That's

(52:56):
the no one ever called. That's that's why you're this way.
And they got really mad and then they called security
at the evening and cuffs.

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Speaker 5 (54:54):
Okay, very brief quiz right now for miss Hooker. Ready, yep,
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Speaker 10 (55:01):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Noel Coward.

Speaker 10 (55:03):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
You'll just keep bear with me here. Okay, this is
not Noel Coward, Franklin D. Roosevelt and the penguin from Batman. Okay, commonality.
Be thinking about what we talked about on today's show.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
They were all one man plays by Hal Holberg the penguin.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
These are among the top ten users of cigarette holders
in history. Sure, okay, Noel Coward had Noel Coward famous play.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Right and a big scared baby all the time. Oh,
just constantly, not very courageous at all.

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You don't really see that, not with men.

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Did Drew Hastings affect that that we must have if
anybody that we know has, Yeah, he could pull that off.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
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Speaker 6 (56:34):
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Speaker 1 (56:48):
There's jefs Hooker at the news dass. Hello, there's the
one of the only Josh Arnold close circuit. Was he
even there? No, okay, he's complaining about something. He's sticking
his nose in where it doesn't belong. It affected him
not at all. All.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
I had guests that were there. I had parental duties,
all right, Josh, with your swinging bachelor life, you're you're
able to just.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Do whatever you want. Willy Nilly, that's right, Uh huh,
that's right. Oh yeah, I'm I'm Is there someone named
Nelly the last name Nelly? Oh, so there could be
a William Nilly out There could be a William Nilly
please call me Bill and someone would do that to them,
willy nilly.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
With Josh's swinging bachelor life, I'll tell you, mister.

Speaker 10 (57:36):
You know what it's like.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
I walked into the green room and every time I
walk in there, Oscar and Josh are talking about fishing.

Speaker 9 (57:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
The most recent discussion was about the the what is
it where you keep the fish after you catch him?
The live well? The live well? And now if you
get if you have a dead fish, you can't win
or something ridiculous, something ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
With all these with your swinging life, I expect to
walk in there and hear about you know, heavy naturals
knocking out your eyeballs, didn't have enough bleach to clean
the sheets, you.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Know, cool stuff. Oh my gosh, well I keep that
to myself. Hey, we get a chance to name something?
You guys up for this? Yes, minor league baseball team.
Long Beach Baseball Club announces six semi finalists and team
naming contests. Now these the final votes runs through October fifteenth. Okay,
what are you going from? Long Beach, California. Long Beach
Baseball Club Right now, they've received more almost two thousand

(58:32):
submissions across the city of Long Beach, one of the
smaller cities in the country. They have narrowed the field
down to six semi finalists, and here they are. All right,
Long Beach coasts for a baseball team, gotcha, Long Beach
cruisers all right, Long Beach grit, Yes, Long Beach groove. Okay,

(58:55):
Long Beach regulators about up, and my favorite Long Beach parrots.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
You gotta go parents right away.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Coast grit and groove are out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
exactly what I thought. I like, parents, Can you running
by me one more time? Really?

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Coast cruisers, grit, groove, regulators, parrots. Cruisers sounds like a
gay thing, like they're cruising for other men.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
What the al Pacino movie cruising? You help it with that.
But that is a stretch a little bit.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Do you know how many things we bring up on
the show and you say, oh, it sounds like a
So when you saw Eddie and the cruisers, you immediately went,
you guys want to go see Eddie and the gay man.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I think that.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
I think I think cruising implies for a certain yeah,
for gay guys looking for other guys.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I'm I'm not your girl. Yeah, you can also cruise
for chicks if you're a guy. Yeah, oh really, yeah,
oh really I called it that. Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
Well, by the way, you can uh you can vote
online at Long Beach Baseball Club dot com, or at
the Long Beach Airport at Joe Joss at Steelcraft, at
District for pizza at Riley's on Second Street, and at
the brewing and kitchen restaurant called Oh boy, try the chowder.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
That's no way, the brewing in kitchen. They they're merging
with jays. Oh, you can have the most fun with
parrots or the.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Long Beach tariffs be appropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Don't do as I do. Do it with beach. That's
all the boats on the boat. Yeah, okay, well, thank
you for prots is fun. Regulators, the more the last
couple of times I heard that song. Yeah, it's troubling.

Speaker 13 (01:01:00):
It's it's very it's about very casual murder.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Is there a movie? Regulators? Law enforcement people?

Speaker 10 (01:01:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Regulators, Yeah, we got ahold of it. I would you
agree that it could be anything the way your mind worked.

Speaker 11 (01:01:26):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
What I'm more worried about is that when he does
say these things, like you immediately knew how his brain
was working and why he uh made cruisers and assumed that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Oh right, there's there's some movie where the regular regulators.
I think it's I think it might be that awful
movie with Jack Nicholson and Marlon Brando, The Missouri Breaks,
The Missouri Breaks. Weren't they regulators? I don't, I forget it.
I'll find out. You know that was last century.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
You know that it was also a terrible movie with
two major actors and one of his.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Favorite things, one of his favorite things when successful people.

Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
I can not wait when a big time movie comes
out and it doesn't do well at the box office.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I can't wait to get my little lass in here
and tell him his whole face lightens. More than a
hundred people spent months and months and months creating this senatord,
and nobody said, hey, wait a minute, what are we
doing here? If you read this spirit and it always
goes the same way, you know, only eight people saw
Avatar and Tom goes. Really it's wonderful. Just is that sports?

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Yes, it is. Wrapped it up, baby, Thank you very much.
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Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I forgot about this thing. I'm sorry, stupid world record.
I was actually honestly looking for a way to play
this this morning, and I was I forgot, and I
got sidetracked. Josh, put that down. But it feels good.
Would you be into this time? Just taking care of yourself?

(01:03:12):
You know what I mean? Right? Did you redo? What
is that vibratory? Why are you playing that on the taint?
I could see you use those? Well, yeah, don't they
vibrate when you have those rings?

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Some of those?

Speaker 13 (01:03:27):
Some of those do vibrate. We've been taught. Just put
it on there, all right, no kidding? Oh well, don't
cheat yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
By the way, regulators are a frontier vigilante group, self
styled law men from the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Okay, so so were the Pinkerton's regulators or is this
a completely different because they were self styled and then
isn't isn't this?

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Isn't there a song? Isn't that song that has the
Michael McDonald.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
That's regulate okay, Nate G and Warren G sorry and
Nate Dogg Orange Harding orange harding, Yes, yes, does he
sing that at Disney World when you go to the
Hall of Presidence, kid gets to Warren G Hardy by
the way, you hear the Michael McDonald music.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Okay, forgetting anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
In slang, cruising means driving or walking around public areas
to find a sexual partner, often a one off, anonymous encounter.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Yes, that's all it says, doesn't say homosexual, No, No,
it's for any sex. But everyone knows it's just gathing
that that publication's fart. We have there too.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
They don't want to. They don't want to. No one
wants the truth anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
They can't used to have. We need to have all
of our gate listeners way in. That's all there is
to it, because you need to be the one time
though there's not there's something pejorative about that. I didn't
say there was no but you the movie is real troubling,
but the the one day we got our asses beat
by Tom was right, and he said jock straps were
like a gay thing, and We're like, what are you

(01:05:13):
talking about? I had never heard of that, Remember that
you were, And our gay fans wrote in We're like,
he's where.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
He's right on this, So okay, because you said what,
I'm also right in the Warren g Harding at the
Hall of Presidents because you guys should never go there.
It's my favorite ride at disney World. Well it's not
a ride, but I've seen it. Yeah, you have to
sit there. We have disney World Ride and Death coming
up today.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
No, damn good, rible geek off the street? This is?
Is this one of the regulators? I don't know if
he cusses or not. So let's hang on. Here we go.
Where's the Michael McDonald perce? There we go.

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
He was on the streets, so we can get some phones.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
I mean, we all knew the song Jess was like
possessed by another body?

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
Yeah, good ms hooker. Have you ever heard the original?

Speaker 8 (01:06:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
I have, yes, great song, Michael it is.

Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
It's a great song. But when I heard Regulate, I
was not familiar with a Michael McDonald song.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
This is Michael McDonald. Yes, one of the great albums
of all time. Michael McDonald's for a solo album, Good
Friend of the Show, currently touring with the Doobie Brothers. Yes,
I highly recommend that Good Weather Coming.

Speaker 10 (01:06:33):
Up is so good?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
It really is good. And then did you hear that his.

Speaker 10 (01:06:44):
Lyrics?

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Can you mention being able to sing like that? Unbelieveable?

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
I have.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
We talked to him a bunch of times, and I
keep wanting to ask him. I think he's responsible for
some of the best opening lines and songs ever.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Yeah, that is no exception. Yeah, a good book out
there too, by the way, right now, uh, and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Just kiss him, just kiss him.

Speaker 13 (01:07:05):
You clearly love him, clearly what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
I mean not like Michael McDonald.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
He's not like your favorite band where they're wearing buckets
on their head and that doesn't have no pants or
whatever the hell that thing is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
You like the Bucket Boys. To see the Bucket Boys tonight.
They are good and they're opening lyrics right right right,
that's great. By the way.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
I walked into my one of my favorite coffee shops
and it was god awful music playing. Yeah, and I
said to the guy, what the hell's test He goes
it's his band.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
It was the other guy working there. Do you think
he came in and said, I said, okay, if we
put this on today, I'm pretty proud of it. It
was just not my company.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Each kind of stuff you like where the lyrics are
all right, right, sounds like dogs barking.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Defend stuff that you like. I like every of your stuff,
but un until eligible, most of the stuff I listened
to is pretty intelligible when you read the liner notes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
As Jackson Brown once said, if you have to print
the words, why bother singing? If you should be able
to understand.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
The lab like a simpleton, That's why nothing's sometimes. Yeah
that you're just don't come for my piano. Yeah, we're
trying to get you to the next town. That's your money.
Your money my biggest problem. Yeah, keep loading up, but
don't get apologized and just put that in first and

(01:08:35):
the truck will be off balance. And jack or did
you have a letter? What was going on over there?
A woman in Indiana now holds a Guinness World Record
title for the largest collection of Joker Memorable Oh. Megan
Piers owns more than two thousand officially licensed collectibles devoted
to the Joker why So single, including a bicycle, a

(01:08:59):
life size cardboard cutouts, and Joker milk caps from nineteen
sixty six. Huh, what's a milk like? A milkman would
bring the bottles and they had it was probably some
promotion when the original Batman came out.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Did you have a milkman, Tom?

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Yeah, But those I want to say, they were gone
probably by the by nineteen seventy. And what day did
the iceman show up? We did not, that was that
was before my time. But we did have We did
have a they're still in that house. A milk shoot
around back, which is a it's about the side, so
a square thing about I don't know, foot and a

(01:09:38):
half by a foot and a half with a metal
door on it. You'd open it up on one side. Yeah,
they'd put the milk in. Then you'd go in the
garage and open it up on the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I thought the chocolate milk shoe was round back. I
ever referred to a woman her behind as a shoot.
Can check out the shoot on me only if the
word poop is in front of you. How about fart locker? No,
no poop? Shoot, yes, play me? This is all on chick.
By the way, Jeremy Renner should have wont the oscar

(01:10:07):
for for.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
Is there a where that would be the that would
be the least watch porno of all time?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Why has it? Someone Ai the hell out of the
herd locker made it the fart locker. Tom help me
with that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Okay, congratulations on the young lady of the collection. There's
a photograph of ever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Look at all that. Yeah, she's only she's twenty two. Oh,
there's a cool jacket in front her. I know, honestly,
I made a joke about her. I would. I would
be in that room for hours just looking around. And
it looks like Heath Ledger is it standing in the
back there?

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
And the guy that had the most batman stuff used
to live right around the corner. And I went to
his museum or you know, it was his basement. But
it's all been sent to museums. It's amazing. Yeah, that
was cool. So but I'm a huge I love the joker,
love it. So I don't see Joaquin Phoenix.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
I do not see that there. I see Letto, Yeah, Jack,
and he look at that cool man. This is nerdy.

Speaker 13 (01:11:05):
So so when I say cool, take that with the
Greatest Salt joker jacket. Yeah, yeah, that's bucks. There's joker
wrapping paper.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Yeah, look at that. Yeah, the joker.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
So she means, can you imagine you hear? She could
out nerd anybody when it comes to the joker. Well,
good for you, congratulations, And I bet she's wearing a
joke that's purple. I bet there's a joker on the
back or something. Catch now, Uh, coming up, we're going
to be uh visiting with comedians Greg Morton and Al Jackson.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Right now.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
Jess Hooker is at the Silent Insurance News disc will
check in with just in a couple of seconds. What
have you got going on over there?

Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
Uh, we've got somebody died at Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Guys.

Speaker 10 (01:11:47):
It's not the happiest place on earth.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
It's like a little city, these things. Was it sneezy?
He had something, didn't He probably dopey?

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
He put his hand where We're also going to talk
about pen Island plants and update from Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
She is okay, she's okay. That's very important. Okay, good.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
We're coming right back to the Oraley Autopart Studios. This
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Channel coming soon. Hey, welcome back to The Bob and
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Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
Comedian Greg Morton, Comedian Al Jackson, and our shoe one
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Right now, we have Miss Jess Hooker sitting in for
Christy Lee. She's over there at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
What's happening at Disneyland guest died after writing the park's
classic Haunted Mansion attraction.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Oh No, Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 8 (01:13:16):
Officer Matt Sutter of the Anaheim Police Department later told
Entertainment Weekly that the guest, said to be in her sixties,
was found unresponsive after finishing the ride.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Hmm.

Speaker 10 (01:13:28):
She was taken to the hospital, where she was pronounced dead.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
Isn't there a am I correct in saying as you
get near the end of that, doesn't the voice over
say there's always room for one more?

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Yeah? And then you look and there's a ghost in
between you guys? Yeah, you know if there's people, there's
a ghost in your little car. Yeah, it's great. I
bet I've done that thirty times. Yeah, wow, I love
who Yeah? Or a woman? Do you think that it
was a heart attack?

Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
Mister Sutter said the Orange County Sheriff Corner will determine
the cause of death at a later time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I better if you got to die.

Speaker 5 (01:14:02):
I mean, there's a party going on, remember at the
end the big room and everybody's having they're dancing around.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
And they are dancing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
It's great, it's really fun. And when you first get
in there, they do there's a trick with the portraits.

Speaker 10 (01:14:17):
And so it's not a roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
It's just you walk through. Then you get you put
you in a little cart and you go through the
Haunted It is on a track. Yeah, at one point
it's it kind of benign really.

Speaker 9 (01:14:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
It doesn't go particularly fast, and it's it's not particularly scary.
I mean, the little kids might get a little you know,
get creeped out, but it's not terror filled. Yeah, no,
not at all. I mean this woman probably had yeah,
something going on already. Awful though, unless it was murder, murder,
most foul murder, and the haunted murder at the Haunted Mansion.

(01:14:55):
Mansion said, I wish they'd bring back some of the
classic ride. I used to love the really cheesy Mister
Toad's one. I was gonna say, I thought somebody died
on mister Toad too, really, right, the heart attack or something.
That's why they discontinued. No one did. Got to jostle
you around the legend, remember in the car almost runs
into you.

Speaker 8 (01:15:13):
Remember that there's a story there's something that says like
there's x amount of deaths at Disney properties every year,
like it's of course.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Pie, Well, but there are hundreds of thousands of people
of course. Eventually That's why I said, most of them
probably are heat related or heart related.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Yeah, me, because you get people that haven't walked more
than one hundred yards a day in their lives, and
all of a sudden they're trumping around disney World or
a hundred degree here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I wasn't trying to be judgmental. I am when I
go there. One has a right join this person even
get out of their car? Is that right? Not even
worse than being fat?

Speaker 9 (01:15:51):
Is?

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I don't know when they when they bring in the
if you can't fit in the ride, you can't You
know when they bring in the authority, do they are
they like in some kind of a costume or like
guy look like in the Goofy suit with a special
vest given CPR giving CPR to this It did.

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Say in the story that the Disneyland employees did administer
CPR until the medics arrived.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
We all right, who's given the CPR? Remember you do
it to stay alive by the Beg's.

Speaker 10 (01:16:25):
Oh yeah, goes, I hate the bej Let's do it
to the Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Club team in front of the Whaling family. Yeah, you've
got Goofy kivin with a CPR. Please save our grandmother.
One of them probably yell.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
A Mister Toad's Wild Ride guests drive motor cars through
a chaotic journey featuring reckless driving, a chase through London, England,
a courtroom scene, and a surprising comedic trip to the
Gates of Hell.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
I loved, I loved, I did. It was so fun,
like these two dimensional sort.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Of I was like four by eights of plywood. Yeah,
it wasn't really all that elaborate, but it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Was silly and fun.

Speaker 10 (01:17:07):
Was Mister Tode movie.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
It was the Adventures of Ichabod and Mister Toad right
in nineteen forty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
It's terrific. The wind, it's based on the wind in
the Willows, I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:17:19):
But if you have to die in Disney World, wouldn't
the place be the Haunted Mansion and you don't want
to be Well, that's fitting.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Yeah, she died in the tea cups. Let me tell
you something.

Speaker 10 (01:17:28):
And she's just over there spinning and those tea cups.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
I've never been so sick on a ride. Yeah, I
won't get. Yeah, I'm not getting. They just changed. They
just changed the Aerosmith roller coaster. The Muppets down in Florida, right,
rock and Rocking Coast. I don't know. I don't know
if the Muppets one is open now, but that's what
that's the new theme. But they closed the Muppets three
D thing. Yeah, I know, I'm not keeping both that. Hey,

(01:17:56):
what's green? It smells like?

Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Oh, unbelievable. Could we go back to the silent insurance
news desk and get off?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
There's finger.

Speaker 8 (01:18:06):
A neurologist says he encounters a patient a day who
cannot get an MRI because they have a penile implant.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
A day.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Yes, well, now this is a technical issue. Medical you'll see.

Speaker 8 (01:18:19):
Doctor Oshwan Udin recently went viral after filming a TikTok
video explaining the problem with certain metal penile implants and MRIs.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Yes, it really halls the piercing No, this is Miami.

Speaker 8 (01:18:35):
Urologist doctor Justin Duban told the Miami News Time that
a penile implant is truly a functional device that treats
a rectile dysfunction. He added that all modern day penile
implants are made from MRI safe materials, though some that
are over twenty five years old may contain metal parts
that are incompatible with MRIs.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Okay, so, but I and I have a question. If
you have an MRI, right, you have to have no medals.

Speaker 10 (01:19:05):
That no medal.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Yes, so if you have.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
What's the what is the recreational penile thing? Is that
called a Prince Albert? Yeah, that's a penile. That's not
that's not a medical device, that's that's jewelry.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
It comes out one of one unscrews and you can
pull it out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
So presumably if you're getting an MRI, I they tell
you do you have anything? Oh yeah, if you didn't
tell them, wouldn't it go flying out?

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
It could rip out?

Speaker 10 (01:19:32):
Yes, yeah, those magnets are huge.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Okay, so now here's my next question. At T s A.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Did they ever have to because I mean the last
time I remember they said take your watch off. They
were really they wanted no medal at all. If you
had one of those down there, would you have to
go to the men's room.

Speaker 8 (01:19:54):
And I think that if it keeps going off, then
you would have to request uh someone to come and
pat you down or do a body scan search.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
I never take my belt off and I go through
and it's only been an issue like once. Yeah, that's
a joke. It's just so they can assert some sort
of control.

Speaker 8 (01:20:14):
He's not wrong. The smaller the airport.

Speaker 10 (01:20:16):
The worst they are because they're so bored.

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
I know, I don't don't want some guy getting on
the plane with a rifle.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Hello, welcome to my new talk show. I'm paranoid. Or
here's Josh.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Josh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
How are you, buddy. I'm glad you had It's important.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
I'm just scurious if if someone had a large enough
penile jewelry, whatever you call it, I'd probably say something
would would shoot off the machine and you would you
have to go to a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Maybe not though, I mean, how many women walk through
with pierced ears.

Speaker 8 (01:20:46):
Yeah, but those piercings, the pier the Prince Albert, that's
kind of that's big.

Speaker 10 (01:20:52):
That's a big piercing. I mean like the metal gauge
and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
But I mean, if you have big ear rings, they
have to take them off.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
But this article is about about penile implants that are
for what's it called erectile dysfunction.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Now do those things? Do you blow those things up?

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
You pump them?

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Do you pump them like the shoes those basketball shoes
they used to have. That's right, there's a button on
your bones. There is a right. No, I actually don't
know I think if there was something like that, that
might be how those work. There must be an app, right,
But if this.

Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
Is a metal device, then that means that you're erect
all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
It probably has some kind of a hinge on it
or a Yeah. I don't know, but I mean, chick,
you're just alluded to something that may be correct. There
may be there may well be one of these, because
they said the newer ones are all plastic, yeah, or
MRI safe, whatever they might be. But I wonder if
they operate with an app on your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Maybe.

Speaker 10 (01:21:52):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Why wouldn't it everything does?

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
Do you remember those swords your kids had when they
were little, and you'd throw it and it would like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Telescope out there? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:22:00):
Oh yeah, that was all fun It may be similar.
I mean, if you need it, gonna flick your hips
and yeah, but it would be funny if I wasn't
aware you could. You should flick your hips, but that's
probably not the right word. But yeah, I would just float,
throw your hips, thrust, thrust your hips, thank you?

Speaker 8 (01:22:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I bet there. Now I'm curious
if there is one of these things that operates with
your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Well, and I would like to know. I wonder what
the logo looks like for the app?

Speaker 8 (01:22:29):
You know, do you you know when you're you're getting
ready to take a picture and it has that that
circular gauge that you can like telescope in and out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
You know, I'm the the yes shutter or the whatever
the hell that is the iris aperture.

Speaker 8 (01:22:44):
Yeah, make bigger?

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Okay, him Plant launches him Plant p o v a
I p and Ile Enhancement Enhancement Simulator. This this all
came up when I typed in penis implant app. Wow,
So what is him Plant? I assume it's for the boys.
It's the first FDA cleared penile implant. Yes, my god,

(01:23:10):
there you go? Does it operate with the phone? Say?
There you go? Like I need it? There you go.
That's what you've been looking for. I mean, the fact
that you.

Speaker 13 (01:23:20):
Want you immediately googled it. You go, I have no idea,
And I went, well, it's a way for us to
find it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Sounds like you've been waiting for. There you go. You
can finally shut up about needing some for your peanut.
Poor lim you go. Do you do you want the
VENTI or the or the Grande. You know, they name
those just like they do the coffee at Starbucks. They're

(01:23:46):
not going to name them small, extra small. It's gonna
be yeah, tall, huge, gigantic, and epic.

Speaker 13 (01:23:54):
Maybe they go celebrities like Shack Yeah, John ham, Don Johnson.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Mickey.

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Mickey Rooney evidently was large. Oh really okay, I was
assuming Speaking of large. Coming up, we've got some large
comedy with Greg Morton and Al Jackson, comedians on the way.
Plus not to mention today in history. We are in
the O'Reilly Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (01:24:21):
Add to or continue the conversation. Check out The Bob
and Tom Show on Facebook. Get the link at bobintom
dot com. This is the Bob and Tom shown.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the
Silac Insurance News dass. Hello, there's Josh Arnold Ace Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 13 (01:24:46):
Tom.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
We have a Bob and Tom legend in the studio.
We're joined by comedian Greg Morton. Yes, coming all the
way from Toronto, Canada. A lot of Canadian news.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
The last couple of days, good news the Toronto Blue
Jays advancing to the American League Championship Series, and.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
One of the great Canadian bands of all time, Rush
back in the news. They're going to get back together
the alex I Getti and they're gonna go out on
a tour.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
This is very exciting. Are you a fan of Rush?
I love Rush? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:25:19):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (01:25:20):
You have to.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
You gotta like Rush.

Speaker 13 (01:25:26):
If I want to get back into the country. I
got a better like Rush, right, But a lot of
my friends love Rush.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Yeah. That's my time too, you.

Speaker 13 (01:25:33):
Know, coming up when I was a kid, you know,
listening to a musing Yeah, as well as R and B.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Of course. Of course you've gotta gotta have to funk.
Oh yeah, you got.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
And didn't We determine that without expanding upon it. Are
you familiar with the text?

Speaker 13 (01:25:55):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
There we go? Three simple letters? Is this going race?
Not at all? Okay, not yet? Not yet? We got
to ease our way into that ace.

Speaker 13 (01:26:09):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 12 (01:26:10):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
You know the race the race DAR goes up.

Speaker 12 (01:26:14):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
The term it's not even a term. What do you
call the letters D, T F His code in in
the texting world, let's just say.

Speaker 8 (01:26:29):
It's a question.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Actually, yeah, but do people put a question mark after DT?

Speaker 9 (01:26:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Usually, well not always.

Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
But but if it comes at two o'clock in the
morning after a night of drinking and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Your words are down to? Are you down to?

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
Yeah, yes, Because I was asking, I wonder if there's
a radio station with the call letters like in Canada
would be c d t F on the east of
the Mississippi it would be w DT or in the
west coast and and environs west of the Mississippi would

(01:27:05):
be k D t F. And then and then Josh said,
the probably isn't it's a down to funk or a
station that plays a lot of George Parliament funk. Right,
But I know you're quite funky.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Uh, you mean what I wear or what I like.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
This one your musical taste as part of your act
you do?

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Uh, that's the way you say quite funky, so so white, unbelievable.
I know you're quite funky. Yeah, Greg has I and
I've seen his act many times, and there's a there's
a component of of dancing and singing that is it

(01:27:51):
would be and I think in the realm funk.

Speaker 13 (01:27:53):
It's a it's a homage to my favorite, you know,
my music artist that I grew up with, of course
in the eighties and nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Yeah, so I'm i'm I'm I'm in the right zone here. Now,
let's let's just catch up with your life the last
Oh no, no matter what you say, the profile will
remain the same.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
We'll just make sure everything's okay. Your wife's still alive.
Tell him, I got to tell you something. Okay, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Have you had this? No, of course not.

Speaker 11 (01:28:21):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
This guy walks, gets out of his car, and he
locks his car. Then he walks a couple of steps away.
I thought he's O. C D.

Speaker 13 (01:28:31):
Then I walked past his car. That's racist right now.
Oh yeah, I picked up a brick. I smashed his
damn window. You're not going to take that. I'm not
going to take that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
That's right, that's you're what Your life is fine though,
you're still married. You used to living in Toronto, Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:28:55):
But we got to find somewhere to move really, yes,
with no bugs, a place where there's no bug.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
You got the hot tired of the bugs? Yeah, I
don't think a Canada is a place for bugs.

Speaker 13 (01:29:07):
I hear there's just about everything up there. When I
hear owt something dicky, I know it's time to kill.
It's time to kill some bugs or something. I remember
when we lived in New York, we had like these roaches.
Couldn't get rid of these roaches. And they had an
ad on the TV for this device that you plug

(01:29:28):
into the wall and it emits that this high frequency sound.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
So I plug it in, I go to bed, I
get up halfway through the night, turn on the light.

Speaker 13 (01:29:37):
There's an a cockroach standing in front of this thing
trying to turn up the base.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
They're large. You live in an apartment or a house.
We live in a condo. A condo? So is it
attached to other buildings? Well?

Speaker 13 (01:29:58):
No, okay, so it's a house. Oh I see what
you're saying. Okay, is it a townhouse? You know what
a condo is? It's a sure, it's an apartment that
someone paid too much for it, so it looks like
an apartment building, probably a little nicer, but it's a condo.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
Now our real estate values in Canada skyrocketing the way
they are here, they're starting to crash in Toronto. Oh
really yes, but yeah, it's but it was crazy. We
were in a huge bubble and some people have lost
like oh gosh, like ooh twenty percent? Wow values. Are

(01:30:39):
you getting out or are you gonna stay where you are?

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Oh? I want to get out? Where would you go? Oh?
I'm hoping that we've become the fifty first state and
I don't even have to move there you go. The
opinions vary on this. Now instead of if we do that?

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
Instead of in our flag, will we just put instead
of another star up with a little maple leaf?

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
This is kind of amage to your past. I see,
I really don't care. I just want cheaper eggs.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Okay, sitting over there at the at the Silac Insurance
news desk, that is a miss Jess Hooker.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
We have time for a quick story. What's going on
over there?

Speaker 8 (01:31:14):
A wordle game show is reportedly in the works at NBC.
According to Variety, Jimmy Fallon is producing the project based
on the New York Times puzzle.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Let Me Guess. Ryan Seacrest is the host, right, No, you're.

Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
Gonna like the host. Today anchor Savannah Guthrie is set to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Host Savannah The One you know the one we like
is uh weather Lady. I love Sanna Dylan Dylan Dryers.

Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
Oh, then you love Savannah. They're very similar to she
from Australia, Savannah Guthrie.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Think original thing.

Speaker 10 (01:31:46):
I no, No, I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (01:31:47):
Yeah, she has no accent if she is, well you well,
all of you guys watch this because you talk about
word all.

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
The No, No, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
I love wordle, but I mean, if I guess, I'd
have to make it authentic, I'd have to watch it
while sitting on the.

Speaker 10 (01:31:59):
Toilet see things I don't need to know about my boss.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
You don't do a wordle on the can No, No,
I don't know. If I'm in there for a long time,
it means I'm struggling with wordle. Oh, it has nothing
to do with nothing to do with intestinal functionated, it's
got a tough wordle.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Yeah, I can't see that working on TV.

Speaker 8 (01:32:22):
I don't either. Well, yeah, no, if she already.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Has a job, why not get somebody who doesn't, isn't
I don't. I'll never understand.

Speaker 8 (01:32:30):
Why do they keep repurposing the morning people in the.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Evening or the late night people in the prime time.

Speaker 8 (01:32:35):
Yeah, it's just not necessary.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Wordles the game with the little cubes.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
Make that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
How do you move that on the TV? I don't
know how it would.

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
I just don't see it as being interesting, and it's
not interesting to anybody around here. It's just it's just
fun to play. We have like a little group that
we argue about.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
It all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:32:55):
And uh, your your buddy AA got his in two today?

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Yeah I heard that in two Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
Yeah, So well, like I guess if they do this
is a for only for people who play wordle. If
they're going to do it on TV, this is good
news for the word A do.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
That's used a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
That's the number one starter words. Oh yeah, I I
do not use greg do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Is? Is there a Canadian wordle?

Speaker 9 (01:33:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
I know there's a lot of a's in there. Eh. Yeah,
Well I've got a few words that might work for
this TV show. I got to see how Mandy let
us stink? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
How many letters is canceled? That's that's sick? Sorry awful.

Speaker 13 (01:33:42):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:33:42):
I keep wordle where it is, where it belongs on
my phone. Yeah, I guess you could watch it on
your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
That might be fun. Uh coming up? What have you
got over there?

Speaker 8 (01:33:51):
Do you remember the game Clue?

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Love Clue?

Speaker 8 (01:33:53):
I love Clue too. It's coming to Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
And uh not the not the movie because they made
a movie already.

Speaker 13 (01:34:00):
Right, yeah, I love that movie.

Speaker 10 (01:34:02):
Well it's going to be different.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
I bet it's going to be a serius yeah, like
eight episodes or something that's their bread and butter, like
a narrative or a game show or well, we'll find out.
Well find out, Okay, so.

Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
We'll look we'll certainly look forward to that. I will
have to be patient, Greg, We'll find out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Greg wants to know who books.

Speaker 12 (01:34:23):
That right now?

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(01:36:08):
that suddenly gets oj'd by a guitar in the head.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
We'll find out what that's all about. I didn't hit
anybody with a guitar.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
Mean, it could have been worse, I guess. Plus, we
have the shoeing of the Week coming up in a
few minutes. Also comedian Al Jackson and comedian Greg Morton
among Greg's stops. By the way, it'll be Tara Hate
at the Zora Shrine on Saturday evening, Oliversipora. We'll find
out what's going on when we return to the O'Reilly

(01:36:42):
Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bob and Top Show. There's Jack Jess Hooker
at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Josh Harnhold. There's
a Cosby on Chick. Hello, Tom, we got a guess.

Speaker 5 (01:37:03):
I can see him sitting over there. He comedian Greg Morton.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Who could that be?

Speaker 13 (01:37:11):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Yesterday and don't take this.

Speaker 5 (01:37:14):
The wrong way, Oh boy, No, the problem is he's
gonna take it the right way. Yesterday we were discussing.
We were talking about but people who were well known
that had a large gap in their teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Yeah, yeah, we did.

Speaker 6 (01:37:33):
And and I said, I've always heard it's a sign
of high intelligence.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
That's exactly what you said. Yeah, yeah, Tom, your thoughts.
That would be my mother would disagree.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
David Leman, Yeah, yeah, I don't remember Madonna for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Really yeah, porn star Bella Donna from the Do you
have a picture, I will google you a file not
her teeth. I have a picture of her gap. There
really is a porn star named belle A Donna. No
Bella Donna. Oh sorry, how dumb of me to Bella Donna? Yeah, okay.

(01:38:21):
She was actually in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie too.
Is she in Boogie Nights? No, she's a inherent vice.
She always like a regular. Yeah, yeah, I've not seen
that yet. I should watch that. It's it's good. But yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Well Greg Morton, stand up comedian. You do have a
large gap in your teeth and I and it's charming
and delightful. Have you ever considered when you were a kid?
Did you ever consider braces or was that?

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
Did you? Were you comfortable with it? Or am I?
Is this awkward? I'm stumbling because I feel like an
idiot in that.

Speaker 13 (01:38:52):
Don't it never bothered me? I don't know until I
got online. Oh, people your teeth. But you know what's interesting, AI?
I can't get AI to draw a picture of me
without the gap. The AI fixes my teeth, it does. Yeah,

(01:39:13):
it closes the gap in my teeth, and ill gonna
put that back in there. That's weird, isn't it though?

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Yeah? Hmmm, I don't know. Now, can you get your
whole finger between them?

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
No, he can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Well, I you know what what is almost I'm not
just kidding Jesus so mean, Wait a minute, does that
make it wider? I don't want to do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
you don't have any kids, right, No, no kids. You
are afraid to have kids because they grow up and
they kill you. History has shown. Yeah. Yeah, But you

(01:39:48):
know what is weird now? I think it's easier to
have kids, isn't it? No? No, no, no, okay.

Speaker 13 (01:39:53):
I was on the I was driving on the interstate.
I stopped at this rest stop. They had a breast
feeding station. Oh sure, I was in there for an
hour and a half. Nobody, that's not meant for you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:09):
You know that he got really got in trouble for
lying down in the baby changing baby. Does the nipple
fit right in that gap?

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Kicking your feet. I'm glad you asked. You know, they
really need to work on their customer service, right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
I'm a big fan of one of my friends is
uh going to have.

Speaker 10 (01:40:37):
His first Kid's exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
So I've been giving him a lot of a lot
of pointers. It's always men. And she's a girl. No, no, no, no,
she doesn't know, doesn't need any point.

Speaker 8 (01:40:47):
I was.

Speaker 5 (01:40:47):
He was asking about those because when you don't have
kids and you walk into a bathroom and you see
those baby changing things, yes, wonder and I said, remember
when you go to one of those, they are you've
got a completely sterilize that they Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:41:02):
Yeah, I'm surprised that they don't have a sleeve that
you just put over the entire thing.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
That would be good. Yeah, like they do on the
toilet seat. Yeah, it's really no big deal. I just
unwrapped the whopper and leave the wrapper down and then
when you set it back down, it's on the wrapper.
We had We had a letter I didn't read on
the air.

Speaker 5 (01:41:23):
These people were flying and the lady next to them,
let's see, she was in the window seat with a baby,
and she changed the kid on the middle seat because
there was no one sitting there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
Yeah, and it was a major But I mean, you know,
what are you going to do?

Speaker 8 (01:41:38):
I mean there's probably more room than there is in
the backroom.

Speaker 12 (01:41:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Yeah, So these things, these things, that's what you're supposed
to do. You're supposed to take the kid to the
you on an airplane. You can't, I mean, but that's
what they want you to do. Yeah, okay, I mean,
if they're really small, I guess you could do that tray. Yeah,
and then the guy, the guy in front of you
puts his seat back and I just got pinned by

(01:42:02):
a diaper?

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
Did you see that?

Speaker 6 (01:42:03):
I sent you that email about the airlines are going
to start charging if you want to put your seat back,
that's right. That has to be what like fifty bucks
or something, and you have seat back responsibilities.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
You can How are they going to win first?

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (01:42:19):
They just don't retrofit or put a pin in something
so seats won't recline.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
I don't want to, and you are pro reclined. I'm
if it's there, I should be able to use it. Yeah, no, no, yes,
you need it if you're you know.

Speaker 5 (01:42:34):
I love about the great engineers and our culture and
I do love all engineers.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (01:42:38):
I love the fact that when you get on an
airplane and it still has ash trays, that baby's still flying.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Those say you want the old plane. Yeah, those maintenance
guys know what they're doing. Yes, yeah, I'm always very comfortable.
What about those airplanes There was a Boeing the wing
almost fell off. They built them. Maybe they built it
and built it on a Monday. Imagine the captain comes

(01:43:05):
on one last year o capin taking. If you'll look
out the left hand side of the plane, you'll notice
the wing is missing. We're gonna need everybody to stick
their arm out the way last he up and down
as hard as you can hard. People on the right

(01:43:28):
hand side of the plane, we're going to need you
to take out your Bible. The only way we're gonna
land this is on a wing and a prayer.

Speaker 5 (01:43:35):
So thank you very much. Comedian Greg Morton has joined
us in the studio. We're going to go that direction
where I see Miss Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy
Lee who is in the UK right now, and Miss
Hooker is at the Silent Insurance news desk.

Speaker 8 (01:43:50):
Can we missed anything in the news, Oh, yes, police
in organ say a sixty five year old man is
in custody after assaulting a man in a wheelchair.

Speaker 10 (01:43:58):
With a guitar.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
Now this is a confusing sentence, I a little bit.
The guy in the wheelchair is not playing the guitar. Okay,
the guy in the wheelchair is just sitting there, and
this douchebag comes up who is has a guitar and
smashes the.

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
Guy in Well, what did the guy in the wheelchair do?

Speaker 8 (01:44:13):
According to court documents, Portland police responded to the scene
where they found a man with injuries to his head
and face. A witness told police she saw the victim
being hit in the head with an acoustic guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
He didn't get hit with the guitar that hard. It
was just a fender bender. Nothing applause. Yeah, Fender does
make an acoustic so I'll allow the joke. Oh it does. Yeah, Yeah,
that's what I had it been, had it been a stratocaster,
it probably would have killed the guy, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:44:48):
When she attempted to break up the fight, the suspect
ripped off his colostomy bag and threw it at her.
Oh no, this is the one who tried to break
up the fight.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Wait a minute, So the lady lady tries to break
up the fight.

Speaker 8 (01:45:03):
There's a wheelchair guy and then there's a guy with
a colostomy bag and a guitar. You're in a fight.
The female coms tries to break it up. She gets
caught in the face with a colostomy bag.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
Hit in the face with the bag from the guy
in the wheelchair. No, the guy in the wheelchair is
Wait a minute, I'm just an innocent dude. This is
getting way too comp man has the colostomy bag. What
the heck is he doing with a bag? Who sometimes
when you're injured? How does Mark Sanchez fit into this?

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
Is he coming?

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Does Mark Sanchez come in and OJ?

Speaker 8 (01:45:37):
The guy the sixty year old Jay?

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
Is that you keep saying, have.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
You seen the slash wound in that guy's face?

Speaker 12 (01:45:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
But you also for this story, he's been saying a
man has been o Jade, What are you talking?

Speaker 10 (01:45:50):
He has he has a face injured.

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
By the way, OJ was found innocent. You forget that
that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
He was a long time So your point never did
find the real killer. So your point is, what did
the guy in the wheelchair say that made the guy
with the guitar smash him in the face.

Speaker 8 (01:46:07):
Let's see. The sixty five year old was arrested for
second degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon, and menacing.
The victim told police that he was sitting in his
wheelchair when a stranger approached him and asked for entry
into the building. When he refused, he says, the suspect
threw a drunken punch that grazed his head and shoulders.

(01:46:28):
The suspect then swung his guitar at the man, who
dodged the first two swings, but the third struck him
in the head.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
If you can't hit a guy, you can't. You missed
the guy with a guitar. That's a pretty crappy batting drunk.

Speaker 10 (01:46:45):
He was treated at a hospital for a cut across
the top of his head.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
So this guy was kind of a security guard.

Speaker 8 (01:46:50):
I think he may have just been sitting outside of
the building. He was just enjoying the day in his wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
Guy said, hey, can guy go in that building? And
then the wheelchair dude said, no, you can't, I'll do
the thin in around here. Louis.

Speaker 4 (01:47:03):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
The guy in the wheelcher said, if you play Wonderwall
one more time. I'm gonna drive this wheelchair over your feet.
This guy is a menace. Yeah, getting hit with a
colostomy bag, It'll happen to you one day, day two
of me having one. Yeah, Tom, I really enjoyed it.
If you'd come over for a couple of hours. When

(01:47:26):
you come over, just stop a visit, that'd be great. Okay,
Well that's awful. Okay, I'm sorry. What else is happening
over there?

Speaker 8 (01:47:32):
A competition series based on the board game Clue is
coming to Netflix. According to Deadline, The unscripted series will
feature a group of contestants facing physical and mental challenges
to collect clues before stepping into a real life game
of deduction and deception.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
But no murder. No real life murder.

Speaker 10 (01:47:54):
They don't touch on that in the story.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
I'm out, good game, been there to when.

Speaker 10 (01:48:02):
They will have to outwit opponents and solve the crime.

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
All right, it was missus Dinwiddie in the kitchen with
the diddle though, with the dildo.

Speaker 8 (01:48:10):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
You had a different clue. I remember a pie.

Speaker 5 (01:48:15):
I think it was gone absolutely, a revolver, a revolver,
a philostomy bag, rope the philostomy bag.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
Okay, I don't think you're taking this seriously.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
Coming up today in history. Also, in just a few minutes,
we're going to do the shoeing of the week. Yes,
we are all set, maybe starring Chick McGee. Now I've
heard that our winner of this week, Kathy Fuller, has
no interest in talking to us at all.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
That I think. I think I've heard of the same thing.
Or maybe it's just doesn't want to talk to me.
Oh no, no, I think she wants to talk only
to you.

Speaker 10 (01:48:46):
Oh private phone call.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Get into your d MS. Yes, she's gonna slide into
your The term is slide into my DMS. Sorry, okay,
but getting into your bvds because she's DTF. I know
all these things.

Speaker 6 (01:49:05):
I've been taught, all these I've been told. He's a
Lions fan. This is our third one of the season.
I think already another Lions fan. Okay, we'll certainly look
forward to that. But right now, if you're listening to
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hears him. I think that's this get better? Oh yeah,
that was MIC's soft.

Speaker 12 (01:50:04):
What a dope?

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Speaker 5 (01:50:38):
So I should have said, since you're listening to our program, yeah,
something like that, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:50:43):
I would have been what's your favorite tomism that he does?

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
One time, Greg Morton, he said, uh and uh, we
will return when we come back, something along those lines. Oh, no, no,
we'll return, We will return, and we'll do that when
we come back. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
The word you're looking for, Greg is profound.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Deep.

Speaker 5 (01:51:09):
And when we return, I believe we're going to have Ms.
Kathy Fuller taking on Chick McGee in the shoeing of
the week. Plus we'll cram in some important things that
happened on this date in history. Is he your birthday today?

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
Greg? No, thanks for coming, Thanks for coming out. We
are in the rally Auto Part Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (01:51:28):
Just got to get a hold of us, call, text,
or email. Get all the contact information you need at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance
News Desk. It's Jess Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnold Ace Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. We have
a special guest. A couple of them over that way

(01:51:56):
is comedian Greg Morton. Yep, and over that way on
the big screen or on the phone. I believe one
of the two it's going to be our winner in
week five of the Pigskin Pick Them competition. Kathy Fuller
and I'm getting the stall sign and hello, how is everyone?
I'm fine?

Speaker 5 (01:52:16):
Thanks for aving you're talking about the way this works
is we ask you to pick all the winners each
week in the NFL. And as I understand it, Kathy
got eleven out of fourteen and there was a three
way tie and she had the best results when they
did the various tie breakers. Okay, we have on the phone.

(01:52:36):
We have Mss Kathy Fuller.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
Kathy, how are you?

Speaker 8 (01:52:40):
I'm doing wonderful, Tom, Thank you for having me today.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
All right, you sound perky and great. You have been
accused of not making these picture yourself. I'm sure you
made them, Am I correct?

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
You are correct?

Speaker 7 (01:52:52):
I made them all by myself.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
My significant other had.

Speaker 7 (01:52:55):
Nothing to do with them.

Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
Yes, at that insignificant other. When it comes to this
signific I think it's important to underscore that. Uh, Kathy,
where do you live?

Speaker 8 (01:53:06):
I live in West All of Michigan, which is right
around the Holland Grand Haven area.

Speaker 5 (01:53:12):
Oh, oh great? Are you a skier?

Speaker 7 (01:53:16):
None at all?

Speaker 5 (01:53:18):
Dun Nubs, nab Boyne Highlands, Crystal. Okay, sorry, how about
water skiing? You ever water skied on Lake Michigan?

Speaker 1 (01:53:25):
Sorry, Kathy? If not water on Michigan, but I have
I'm smaller lakes, and I can say I don't do
very well at it. Oh well, I'm sure a little practice.

Speaker 6 (01:53:36):
She'll be fine now because my memories and my achievements
and my desires are the same as yours.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
Kathy. Have you ever can you know how this goes? Kathy?
You know how he is? Kathy? Have you ever?

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
Have you ever seen a Patasky stone?

Speaker 1 (01:53:54):
I have seen plenty of them.

Speaker 12 (01:53:55):
I actually think I have one at home.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
There we go. Now we're talking.

Speaker 5 (01:53:58):
Now we're talking a Potosky stone, famous stone, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
Why don't you just go to Michigan and leave us alone?

Speaker 5 (01:54:07):
Why don't you just Kathy? Are you a fan of
the Detroit Lions.

Speaker 8 (01:54:12):
I am definitely a fan of the Lions, have been
even through their hard times.

Speaker 5 (01:54:17):
Wow, you got a good team. Do you have a college,
a football team from the state of Michigan that you admire?

Speaker 8 (01:54:24):
Sorry about this, chick, but I am a Michigan fan.

Speaker 1 (01:54:27):
Through and through Hardy har Harm, the University of Michigan
and arbur Michigan, the home of the great Bob Seger.
Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, you're a Bob Seger fan?

Speaker 7 (01:54:45):
I am?

Speaker 8 (01:54:45):
Actually, yes, i am.

Speaker 7 (01:54:46):
I love his music.

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
Oh good, good.

Speaker 5 (01:54:49):
We can hit a few more Michigan things. But I'm
getting the signal that you're tired of it. Okay, well, Kathy,
you get to pick against Chick McGee today.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
Do you have one of those?

Speaker 6 (01:54:58):
Do you have one of those Honolulu Detroit Lions jerseys,
Kathy that I do not have?

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Oh my gosh, Well, who's your favorite player? I like, Oh,
she's got that. We lost you for a second there,
didn't you?

Speaker 6 (01:55:20):
Oh you said Jared Golf. Anyway, Okay, the Lions play
Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (01:55:27):
Did you know this? They travel to Kansas City to
take on the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 (01:55:31):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
I'm still gonna go with my Detroit Lions. You're going
to take the Lions plus the two, that's right. The
Chiefs are a home favorite against the Lions, despite the
fact they've been a little lauky lately. I'm taking I'm
taking Kansas City minus the two in that one, Tom, Right,
you guys disagree. We disagree on that one.

Speaker 6 (01:55:51):
And then tonight, uh, the Eagles travel to the Meadowlands
where Jimmy Hoff is buried to take on the Giants.
The Giants are getting seven points at home. You like
the Giants or the Eagles, canvy?

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
I like the Eagles. She likes the Eagles to cover.
You like the Eagles to cover the sound. Now.

Speaker 5 (01:56:11):
The band the Eagles, of course, features Glenn Frye from
the Great State of Michigan, and Bob Seeker.

Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
Had had Henley and Frye on a couple of his songs.

Speaker 5 (01:56:20):
Right, Glenn Frye sings backup vocals on Bob's first hit,
Rambling Gambling Man. You're welcome, Michigan fans. So wait a minute,
So what just happened? She picked the Eagles and what
are you picking?

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
I'm taking the Well, hang on, I gotta remember what
I do. Who I took? Sorry, I'm taking the Giants
plus the seven. So you guys disagree on that one,
as well, and then the Broncos travel to my future
home London, England, and they're gonna play at Tottenham Hotspur
this weekend. The Broncos and the Jets, and the Jets

(01:56:55):
are winless and they're getting seven points? You like Denver
or the New York Jets?

Speaker 7 (01:57:00):
I still like Denver in this one.

Speaker 1 (01:57:02):
I like Denver. You're right, I like Denver minus the
seven as well. Interestingly enough, we have developed she's having
her own show out there. I like you.

Speaker 5 (01:57:12):
We have developed an idea that I'm I'm working and
turning into a concept known as the double Shock, in
which we put Chick on the spot and say, is
there one of these that you are so confident and
you're going to double your bet?

Speaker 1 (01:57:27):
What are you doing? You don't do the double shock anyway?
What are you trying to pull? Greg? Dear Chicken clucking?

Speaker 9 (01:57:36):
Oh, don't call me Chicken. I'll have to say something.
Oh boy, Tom, I'll tell you want you some bitch.

Speaker 6 (01:57:51):
The Arizona Cardinals visit the Indianapolis Colts, Arizona getting a touchdown,
that's seven.

Speaker 1 (01:57:59):
Who do you like the Colts in that one? Or Arizona?

Speaker 7 (01:58:03):
I like the Colts in that one?

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
I like the Colts. That's right.

Speaker 6 (01:58:07):
I like the Colts minus the seven as well. And
that is my double shot. Ah yeah, big jerk.

Speaker 1 (01:58:11):
A double shock. There we go.

Speaker 5 (01:58:13):
There, we got him, We got him to do it.
Uh well, a Kathy, you sound like a delightful person.
Don't call me a chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:58:19):
Are you are you? Are you currently at home at
work in your cart work? But I actually am sitting
outside in the car because it's quieter.

Speaker 5 (01:58:29):
Okay, okay, good. Does your boss know you're in your car?

Speaker 1 (01:58:33):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:58:33):
Yes, she's a great person.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
What's her name?

Speaker 12 (01:58:37):
Crystal?

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
Chrisaystal? Oh Crystal? What time do you do back on
stage three?

Speaker 4 (01:58:44):
That's it?

Speaker 5 (01:58:47):
Kathy, congratulations up for Crystal. Kathy, you won yourself a
gift certificate an e gift card from our buddy Steven
Singer at steven Singer Jewelers, So you can.

Speaker 1 (01:58:59):
You can?

Speaker 5 (01:59:00):
Was the inventory at I hate Stephensinger dot com. Uh well, Kathy,
you're a delight a delight to talk to. Thanks so
much for listening. We really appreciate Sorry for Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:59:07):
Kathy, you guys having me, thank you so much. What
a sweetie, what.

Speaker 5 (01:59:13):
A nice and nice have no idea you could hang
up and hit her. Kid, you're trying to think if
that slammed her. The only thing that saved her was
she knew what a Patasky stone was. Up until then
Tom had written her off.

Speaker 1 (01:59:28):
Yeah, he was done.

Speaker 5 (01:59:29):
You this is obscured, Greg, Do you know what a idea?
But there's there's stones found in the or the Michigan area.
You can get a watch from the Shinola people based
in Detroit with she's finned out about these Patosky watches anyway, what.

Speaker 10 (01:59:45):
The hell I thought you sent him the link?

Speaker 1 (01:59:47):
Yeah, you sent me the link. Oh yeah, that's right. O.

Speaker 5 (01:59:51):
Just yesterday one of our guy came up to me
and say, look, I got a Shinola watch. So see
they're they're they're cool. Now it's one guy ty. Now
to check into history while we have a moment here,
because we have some important events.

Speaker 1 (02:00:05):
Here October nine. What happened on October nine? Well, Vive King,
this is always interested in me. This is always interesting.

Speaker 5 (02:00:15):
Apparently in the year one thousand, okay, leif Ericson discovered
what they called Vinland, which would, when I say discovered,
it would be the the European discovery of North America.
But uh, you know, they don't. We don't call it Ericsonia.
We call it you know, the United States. It's Columbus

(02:00:37):
is getting all the credit here. You don't have like
an Eric Ericsonia University, don't you think we?

Speaker 9 (02:00:45):
So?

Speaker 1 (02:00:45):
What else happened to day? But he gets here? So
who's your favorite Viking? My favorite Viking?

Speaker 4 (02:00:52):
Eric?

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
The Viking? Fran Target? That's what I was going to say.
It's either Randy moss Brand Target or Chus Foreman. I
can say, yeah, I why doesn't Leif Ericson get more credit?
That's all I'm saying. I don't know. Yeah, he gets here,
he goes, I'm good, leaves and that's it. They don't
come back and establish James. Well, some of the press
Columbus gets these days. Maybe he's grateful. It's not sure,

(02:01:14):
thank you, I would argue. I would argue if I could.

Speaker 5 (02:01:19):
Happy birthday, Sharon Osbourne, her husband died, Yes, and his
By the way, interestingly enough, ozzieh Hologram coming had just
finished his biography.

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
When is that? Well, that's good time?

Speaker 10 (02:01:34):
Are you going to say a sentence?

Speaker 1 (02:01:36):
Well?

Speaker 6 (02:01:36):
I mentioned he had help this guy write that down.
She's gonna come out with a hologram of Ozzie wait
and see like the abbot to her.

Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 5 (02:01:49):
Nineteen fifty four, Happy birthday, Scott Bacula. But yeah, Bacula.
Isn't that a gay porno with the Bacula? It's a
it's a vampire, that's right, Blacula. No, it's Bacula.

Speaker 1 (02:02:05):
There was Blackula, which is actually a decent movie. And
I think Percy Rod Reagan, you're just saying that because
I'm here, That's right. Do you like me? Now? I
also enjoyed good Times, I know. Yeah, I like that

(02:02:29):
show Quantum Leap. I did too, man loved it. Yeah,
that was an appointment viewing for my family. He's in
some cop show now, right, and cis one of those
New Orleans the New Orleans one.

Speaker 5 (02:02:39):
Okay, now you'll know this one, Miss Hooker born in
nineteen seventy three. Steve Burns, not the comedian Steve Burns.

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
Oh, Peter Burns brother.

Speaker 4 (02:02:47):
Right.

Speaker 11 (02:02:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
And what did Peter Burns writ uh sliding down the banister?
That's right?

Speaker 5 (02:02:51):
Okay, Steve Burns, host of Blues Clues.

Speaker 8 (02:02:55):
Oh, I didn't know that was I just don't miss Steve.

Speaker 1 (02:02:58):
Yeah, Steve did you know he does the theme song.
It was actually a real song before it became the
theme song for Young Sheldon.

Speaker 15 (02:03:04):
I did not know this.

Speaker 1 (02:03:05):
Yes, that's cool. He's a pretty good musician.

Speaker 10 (02:03:07):
Okay, and he has a very successful podcast right now.

Speaker 1 (02:03:10):
I like him. Yeah, from this point forward, we can't
say anything to Tom about being born. I know you're right, right, Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:03:21):
Lastly, the Doors released the great song People Are Strange
on this date in nineteen sixty seven, arguably their worst song.

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
No, that's one of my favorites of a song.

Speaker 6 (02:03:32):
There's peace, frog and everything else. I have everything else,
all of la woman is erase all of it. Okay,
make it against the law to listen to Okay, fine,
what are you listening to?

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
Doors?

Speaker 4 (02:03:43):
In here?

Speaker 1 (02:03:43):
Let's go okay.

Speaker 5 (02:03:44):
Confin Coming up, comedian Al Jackson will be joining us
along with comedian Greg Morton, who's hanging here with us
right now in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (02:03:53):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (02:03:54):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.
Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show Live. From
the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Jess Hooker is at the
Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, gosh, there's a's Cosby
across the way. I'm Josh. Arnold and Tom were joined
by one of our favorite people.

Speaker 5 (02:04:19):
He is a comedian, Greg Morton, who comes to us
from Canada.

Speaker 11 (02:04:24):
Al.

Speaker 5 (02:04:25):
Yeah, nice to see you think a couple A quick
health update? Okay, Well, before we get to Al Jackson
health update, Kiss. He's described here as Kiss rocker. Gene
Simmons is okay. Gene is a self described terrible driver.
Apparently he ran into a parked car yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:04:48):
We fainted.

Speaker 1 (02:04:48):
Well, he claims wouldn't get out of the way. Yeah,
he claims he founded, But he's okay.

Speaker 5 (02:04:53):
And then similarly, Dolly Parton, whose sister asked for prayers
for Dolly yesterday and scared everybody. Dolly made a short
video saying she's okay. She did have some health issues,
she's dealing with them, but she needed to be near
Vanderbilt University for her treatment, so she I guess she
postponed her residency in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (02:05:12):
I watched the video.

Speaker 5 (02:05:13):
She says she's fine, she looks fine, and she thanked everybody,
of course, And she's one of the greatest Americans of
all time.

Speaker 1 (02:05:20):
And I'm not joking. Yes, she was in here.

Speaker 5 (02:05:22):
She is the nicest person and so genuine and such
a great person. So may Dolly live forever. Now, speaking
of people we'd like to live forever, there's Al Jackson.

Speaker 1 (02:05:33):
Yeah, or no El? Is this another new camera at
your place? What's going on here?

Speaker 7 (02:05:40):
I have the wide camera out because I didn't charge
my battery for my real camera.

Speaker 12 (02:05:44):
So this is the This is my arraignment cam.

Speaker 7 (02:05:47):
Remember when people would be in jail with that weird angle,
they're like, not guilty.

Speaker 5 (02:05:57):
I love the phrase arraignment cam. That's terrific.

Speaker 12 (02:06:02):
Before I forget, I did want to say one thing.

Speaker 7 (02:06:05):
Over the course of seven seasons on DBL, two people
that was nervous to interview, Maggie Johnson and Dolly Parton.
Dolly Parton's the only person that if you don't like her,
the chances of us getting along are in the low
single digits. She is an American treasure.

Speaker 5 (02:06:21):
Yeah, and she's so nice. When she was here, she
just just so nice. I really it goes a long
way with me. But apparently she's Okay, so that's certainly
certainly some good news. Now joining us in the studio,
we have comedian Greg Morton. Do you guys know each other?

Speaker 12 (02:06:37):
No, but I've played a lot of clubs. Are you
Greg Morton? I'm like, I really I'm davy.

Speaker 1 (02:06:44):
Fact similarly, Yeah, if you had a gap in your teeth,
I guess you could do a pretty good Greg Morton impression.

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 7 (02:06:52):
Man?

Speaker 4 (02:06:53):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:06:54):
No, I did not ask if Now let me get
I want to defend myself. I didn't assume that Jackson
kW Greg Morton because they're both of African American slash
Canadian heritage.

Speaker 1 (02:07:05):
Yes you did, but you weren't asking that you were asking.
You were asking because they're comedians. Yes, in a small world, and.

Speaker 12 (02:07:17):
You guys having the same father is greater.

Speaker 1 (02:07:19):
So now are you an only child?

Speaker 4 (02:07:24):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (02:07:25):
Almost? Oh? I was like wow that accident in the kitchen. No,
I have a sibling, a sister, a sister. Okay, how
about you?

Speaker 7 (02:07:35):
Well I have two sisters, so yeah, and I told
you I found my one sister later in life.

Speaker 12 (02:07:43):
We ever had that. That's a longer conversation.

Speaker 7 (02:07:45):
Oh wow, you had mentioned that though that Uh yeah,
my mom found her daughter. Yeah, you know, things were
crazy in the fifties. This is a fun show. But
my mom you twenty three and meters and founder daughter,
who is her exact facts? My mom got a master's
in social work, her daughter got one. Even though they

(02:08:05):
had never met. They looked the same, they laughed the same.
It's insane have two sisters. Now, Yeah, it's a beautiful thing.

Speaker 1 (02:08:11):
All right, all right, that's a nice story.

Speaker 5 (02:08:14):
Now we should explain to Greg that, as you can
see clearly if you're familiar with Al's work, he's how
do I word this? A lot hipper than I am? Now,
I know you're saying, how hard to believes men to it? Yeah,
but Al is a conversant with the language of the hip,

(02:08:36):
if you will, and he tries to coach me and
quiz me to see if I can become a little
more hip. That's why when you came in, When you
came in and said, can we do a fish bump?
I said, right on, my man, fifty grand which I
agreed all of our guests that way.

Speaker 1 (02:08:53):
Please don't laugh at that, Greg, Yes, So what have
we got today? What have we got today? Al?

Speaker 12 (02:08:59):
All right?

Speaker 7 (02:09:00):
We had a word last week that everybody loved, So
just remind everybody, well what the word cheeks means?

Speaker 1 (02:09:08):
Oh god, what was this again? Do you remember this one? Yeah,
we've been using it this week. Go ahead, use it
for me again in a sentence, in a sentence, Yeah, okay, man,
I was really excited because somebody brought in a Breakfast
Castle role. But when I tried it, man, it was
cheeks just not So does that mean it tasted like ass? Yeah?
I mean it just wasn't good yet nothing. Yeah, but

(02:09:30):
is that the origin of that? Is it based on
butt cheeks?

Speaker 12 (02:09:34):
Yes, it is based on Thanks.

Speaker 7 (02:09:36):
Taking us back to a seventh grade spelling be you
can I have the point of drine butt cheeks?

Speaker 5 (02:09:44):
What is your preferred hip word for the female behind?
Are are you still going with babies?

Speaker 1 (02:09:53):
Got back? Is that still? Are you still going with that? Al?
You know how you would constantly say that?

Speaker 9 (02:10:00):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:10:00):
And do you know what.

Speaker 7 (02:10:03):
Bruce Bringstein is touring and he's coming to Colorado and
there's a billboard and it says Bruce Springstein got back,
And I'm like, I don't think that means what they
think it does. That's that's why, you you know, I
don't think people in regular everyday language was like, oh,
she's got back.

Speaker 12 (02:10:22):
I would you know what's funny. It's just like the word.

Speaker 7 (02:10:25):
Cool has just stood the test of time. You could
have said that in nineteen thirty or twenty twenty. You
honestly if somebody really has like a nice but like
my boys.

Speaker 12 (02:10:38):
Like, man, she got booty, that's just there.

Speaker 7 (02:10:42):
It's just it's it's like almost mount rushmore than to
just like everybody knows that when because you have to
you can't say the same speed that like you're the
rest of the sentences.

Speaker 12 (02:10:54):
It's not like, man, she has booty. It's just like, bro,
she got she got booty?

Speaker 7 (02:11:00):
Serious and you need to lock eyes with the person
to let him know, like you had an experience looking
at her.

Speaker 5 (02:11:06):
Well now now in Canada, is that also valid? One
could say she got booty?

Speaker 1 (02:11:14):
A in fact in Africa your booty? Okay, yeah, in
the city after it? Right? Yeah, very good, very good.

Speaker 5 (02:11:21):
Now, al we've uh, you've gotten my appetite ready for
a new word?

Speaker 1 (02:11:26):
What have we got? All right? Tom?

Speaker 7 (02:11:28):
This is gonna be an easy one just to li
just kind of eat eases in here, Tom, what do
you think buns means?

Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
N s okay, so obviously not something.

Speaker 11 (02:11:38):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:11:39):
Is it based on anything involving hot dogs?

Speaker 1 (02:11:42):
The origin of.

Speaker 11 (02:11:45):
No? Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:11:46):
Is it uh? The synonym for synonym for butts?

Speaker 4 (02:11:52):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (02:11:52):
No. Would it be applied to a man or a
woman or a thing?

Speaker 12 (02:11:58):
It could, Yeah, it could be applied to anything.

Speaker 1 (02:12:04):
Well, I am really stunned.

Speaker 10 (02:12:05):
I don't know does it?

Speaker 1 (02:12:07):
Could you use it in a sentence?

Speaker 12 (02:12:09):
What do you think, Jess?

Speaker 8 (02:12:10):
Could it mean like, uh, something soft or someone soft,
like like, uh, doesn't have any backbone or grip, he's buns?

Speaker 4 (02:12:20):
I actually really like that.

Speaker 7 (02:12:23):
It's it's really I mean, it's just it's just unimpressive.
It's really just another way to say cheeks. But just
like kind of like cheeks I think.

Speaker 12 (02:12:33):
Is worse than buns. It's just kind of like, you know, uh,
just got us tickets to the game, and I appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (02:12:39):
But they were like in the rafters, like behind the
championship banners, they were buns.

Speaker 5 (02:12:44):
So it's is it origin of there's there's no meat.

Speaker 8 (02:12:47):
No, Maybe.

Speaker 5 (02:12:49):
It's like a hamburger with no meat, just buns.

Speaker 4 (02:12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:12:54):
Now, buns is one of those words that you used
to describe rear ends and then that just went away.

Speaker 12 (02:13:00):
But booty stands to test the time.

Speaker 1 (02:13:03):
Okay, so that's not that's number one, all right, But
doesn't doesn't booty have kind of a sexual attractiveness component
to it? Yes?

Speaker 12 (02:13:15):
Absolutely, it's not a medical term.

Speaker 1 (02:13:17):
Yeah, you wouldn't say. Well, unfortunately, when she came in
she had received an arrow in the booty. We had
to do surgery.

Speaker 7 (02:13:23):
What if your doctor just had what if your booty
was so big that your doctor had to address it
like the best I'm trying to think of the best
medical way to just be like, look, we you know, I'm.

Speaker 12 (02:13:34):
Trying to be professional here. We both know that you
have like a huge booty, like.

Speaker 7 (02:13:40):
Like if it was like affecting somebody's because I mean
a woman's breast could affect her back. I mean like
having a large body part can't affect your I'm sure
your gait. And she's like asking questions about like why
her hips are.

Speaker 13 (02:13:55):
And you're like, I, well, it's because you have asked
for days for days, and we're gonna have to do Doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:14:05):
That also sound like an over the counter drug you
need as for days, hemorrhoids as for days. I know
that the I believe the the the so called butt
crack is medically referred to as the gluteal cleft. Is
that correct something like that, that's what you tell us.

Speaker 5 (02:14:25):
Yeah, I think so, but I'm not sure what the
medical trummed moody gluteus maximus.

Speaker 1 (02:14:30):
Or well that's the actual muscle, sure, and the minimus
is the smaller muscle.

Speaker 12 (02:14:35):
Okay, yeah, the cleft has got to be it.

Speaker 1 (02:14:37):
It's not the great divide in the case of the
woman with the large booty. Well, thank you, al you
on the road this week.

Speaker 7 (02:14:44):
Not this week, but I'll be at the ten thousand
Lasts Festival in Minnesota in two weeks, and I will
be in Peoria on the weekend of the seventeenth.

Speaker 12 (02:14:54):
All my Peoria people come out to the comedy jukebox,
you know what we do.

Speaker 5 (02:14:58):
All right, Well, thank you very much, and they can
find you where in the world of the internet.

Speaker 7 (02:15:03):
Uh just track me now easily on al Jackson IG
on Instagram and Al Jackson twenty four seven on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (02:15:10):
Yeah, okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (02:15:12):
Ale Man.

Speaker 1 (02:15:12):
I'm going to move forward here right now. I want
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Speaker 5 (02:15:16):
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Speaker 1 (02:15:23):
Uh, that's right, we're on TV show you, Josh.

Speaker 5 (02:15:27):
I don't know if you heard this, but that camera
right next to your head, Yeah, that's broadcasting, right.

Speaker 1 (02:15:30):
Oh yeah, yeah on the YouTube. Yeah, not the television,
that's the tube and YouTube that we're on.

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Speaker 1 (02:17:06):
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Speaker 5 (02:17:11):
We will have some meat for you when we come
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Speaker 1 (02:17:19):
This is the Bob and Tom Show, Live from the
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Josh Arnold. There's Tom and Tom please introduce our wonderful
guest from Toronto, Canada. He is a comedian, Greg Morton,
joining us here in the studios.

Speaker 12 (02:17:39):
Oh, Canada.

Speaker 1 (02:17:45):
It's good to see you great. Now are you healthy?
Everything good in your life? I haven't seen you for
a while, and I have had some problems. Oh, I
had the shingles. Ooh, we've heard that's quite uncomfortable. It
really is, man. So I call my mom.

Speaker 13 (02:18:00):
I said, Mom, I got this shingles. She says, oh, no,
where did you get it? I said, right on my torso,
my left hand side. She says, oh, you're lucky you
didn't get it on your penis.

Speaker 1 (02:18:11):
Oh, mom said that.

Speaker 13 (02:18:13):
My mom said, awkward should never come out of your
mother's mouth, or I wouldn't have word it that way.
I guess yeah, I mean you were born, so apparently
it came out once a thank you for the assist.
So anyway, so I get this shingles. I couldn't believe it.

(02:18:37):
I tell my wife what my mom said. I said, honey,
you know what my mom said. She said, I was
lucky I didn't get shingles on my penis. She says, well,
you're lucky you didn't get shingles on your penis.

Speaker 1 (02:18:49):
I said, no, you're lucky I didn't get shingles on
my penis. That's rough, though.

Speaker 5 (02:18:58):
Have you had the vaccine? There's a there's a two
shot vaccine now for shingles.

Speaker 1 (02:19:03):
I heard highly. I would talk to a medical professional.
I highly recommend it. Even if you've had it, you
should still get it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:19:09):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:19:10):
Yeah, my dad had the shingles and he'd already had polio,
and he said the shingles was worse and he was
in an iron lung for a while.

Speaker 1 (02:19:17):
So he shingles is misery and his shingles.

Speaker 10 (02:19:20):
In the chicken pox family.

Speaker 1 (02:19:22):
Something like, yes, you had it as a kid. Then
that's when you've got to be careful. As you get
people of a certain nation, you get you talk to
a medical professional. I don't know the details, but yeah,
it's a nasty stuff. Well, I'm glad to hear that
you've recovered. I am. And you're not contagious or anything,
all right? Oh no, no, you can touch me tokay.
And you're and you're not wearing cologne? Is that correct?

(02:19:43):
That's a big no no here on this show. Yeah,
that's right. We have a disclaimer. Yes, because of Josh.
And it's not just Josh, me too. I don't oh, Josh,
are you allergic to Yeah? I do have a weird
I have weird reactions to it, major headaches. My throat
kind of closes up. Yeah. Are you Are you normally
work alone? Not anymore? Soap is my thing, it is, right, Yeah,

(02:20:08):
why do people have to make it so complicated?

Speaker 4 (02:20:12):
Soap?

Speaker 1 (02:20:12):
I'm a big fan.

Speaker 5 (02:20:14):
Now now that you're you're well again, are you thinking
about perhaps the future of yourself?

Speaker 13 (02:20:20):
That's an interesting question. I feel like time is moving
so fast lately. Have you felt that it feels like
in the future, the future. If I could go back
and talk to my dumb self, my dumb self would
not believe what.

Speaker 1 (02:20:35):
Is happening in the future.

Speaker 4 (02:20:37):
What the hell? Hey, Greg, Huh, it's me, who's me?

Speaker 8 (02:20:47):
You?

Speaker 4 (02:20:48):
I'm you in the future. Well, it's gonna happen in
the future.

Speaker 1 (02:20:54):
In the future, everyone will have a phone.

Speaker 4 (02:21:00):
Huh. Are they cheap or something?

Speaker 1 (02:21:05):
There are a thousand dollars. Nobody's going to pay a
thousand dollars for a phone.

Speaker 13 (02:21:17):
They're going to line up for it. Well, what are
they going to do with a thousand dollar phone? They're
going to take pictures of what themselves and their food.

Speaker 1 (02:21:34):
Well, are they going to talk on the thousand dollar phone.

Speaker 13 (02:21:38):
No, they're going to type little messages to each other
with their thumbs and if they're over fifty one finger.
In the future, a robot will vacuum your home. Does

(02:21:59):
it work No, but it will chip all.

Speaker 1 (02:22:04):
The paint off all the base boarders in your house.

Speaker 4 (02:22:11):
In the future, some people.

Speaker 1 (02:22:13):
Will pay one hundred and fifty dollars for a pair
of blue jeans. Oh, they must be pretty nice. They'll
have holes in them. In the future, cars will drive themselves.
Oh is that safe? No, it reminds me of a

(02:22:34):
song from the future. What song is that? Jesus take
the wheel. In the future, the Cleveland Browns will win
the Super Bowl. Oh really no, some things don't change

(02:22:56):
in the future. And that future Martin, Ladies and gentlemen,
that is so amazing. God, that's just so true.

Speaker 5 (02:23:07):
Thank you very much, Gregor. It's always a great pleasure
to have you hang out with us. Right now, hanging
out with us, sitting where Christie usually is, Christie's in
the UK somewhere. I think she's in London, England. We
have Jess Hooker at the SILAC Insurance news desk. We've
covered every aspect of the news except for what.

Speaker 8 (02:23:23):
European Union lawmakers have voted to band labels like steak
and meat on vegetarian protein products.

Speaker 1 (02:23:30):
Okay, so the fake meat.

Speaker 8 (02:23:32):
Yes. Lawmakers overwhelmingly voted to define meat as edible parts
of an animal to limit the use of words like steak,
sausage or burger.

Speaker 10 (02:23:41):
To animal products.

Speaker 1 (02:23:43):
Remember this happened with milk.

Speaker 10 (02:23:46):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (02:23:47):
There are certain places where you can't say almond milk.

Speaker 15 (02:23:50):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (02:23:51):
And I think there's even a brand that says it's
is it malk They sent m a l k because
it's almond milk.

Speaker 5 (02:24:00):
Oh, so they went with Malk. Yes, But you can't
say fake meat.

Speaker 1 (02:24:04):
You have like impossible burger wouldn't fly over there. Now
you have to say, you have to say, yeah, you have.

Speaker 10 (02:24:09):
You can't use any of those terms.

Speaker 4 (02:24:11):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:24:13):
For lunchestory, I had a leaf steak.

Speaker 5 (02:24:18):
It's a salad, you see, Greg, Yeah, No, that's I
kind of this is sort of a I can sort
of see this happening when they keep saying, though, this
tastes just.

Speaker 1 (02:24:29):
Like steak, but it isn't.

Speaker 8 (02:24:30):
Well, there's a I've had an impossible burger, and the
way that they put the beetroot juice in it, it
looks like a juicy medium burger. Yeah, it's it was fine.
I mean there's a lot of stuff in it where
I would just rather go with the one ingredient.

Speaker 1 (02:24:51):
I mean, yeah, do they make I know they make
the fake Do they make fake chicken? They make like
cauliflower wings and stuff they'll call them.

Speaker 8 (02:24:59):
Yeah, they use that. But they do they have uh yeah,
they have nuggets that are not nuggets. Yeah, and I
think it says not chicken is what it says. That's
that's not chicken nuggets.

Speaker 1 (02:25:14):
It says, So it could be anything. What's in there,
mashed potatoes and BOLONEYA not chicken nuggets, I'll tell you that.
But the texture, that's the important part, right, I.

Speaker 10 (02:25:25):
Think, so too fetched?

Speaker 1 (02:25:26):
Your taste, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:25:29):
Yeah, like a bean burger every once in a while,
favor they are. They're good, they're good, but but I'm
not looking for a hamburger. Yeah, I'm looking for a
bean burger.

Speaker 1 (02:25:40):
Yeah, Okay, I don't know what's the what is the one,
what's the one on a stick? What's that called the
chicken satan? Yeah? Satan? Yeah, that's real chicken.

Speaker 10 (02:25:54):
No, satan is not it's not.

Speaker 1 (02:25:56):
No, boy, I had a good one then it fooled me.

Speaker 8 (02:25:59):
It's a it is like a soybean derivative.

Speaker 1 (02:26:02):
It's a it's so it is satan.

Speaker 4 (02:26:07):
This vague.

Speaker 10 (02:26:08):
Ah, yeah, I feel like it.

Speaker 14 (02:26:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:26:12):
Have you do you feel like you've gotten chicken satan?

Speaker 9 (02:26:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:26:14):
I do too.

Speaker 8 (02:26:15):
But oh really yeah, I thought satan was literally a
meat substitute.

Speaker 1 (02:26:19):
Okay, yeah, huh, we must be something else wrong.

Speaker 5 (02:26:23):
Oh that might be a flavor, like a like I
don't know. Okay, Now I got a news story here.
I was castigated on this program, probably rightfully.

Speaker 1 (02:26:33):
Greg Morton that I know that word.

Speaker 5 (02:26:35):
I they were trying to they were they were making
fun of me because I used the word thermos on
the air.

Speaker 1 (02:26:44):
Who was like, yeah, no, see.

Speaker 5 (02:26:47):
But apparently Thermos, as you point out, Thermis is a
name brand. When I was a kid, you have your
lunch box, and inside your lunchbox was a Thermos. But
in today's world that's known as a Stanley.

Speaker 1 (02:27:00):
No, those are different. What's the difference. What a thermis
is different than a Stanley? What do you mean in
what way? In construction and shape and what you use
it for. I thought you used the boat to keep
hot things hot and cold things cold kind of, But
you can, I mean, you don't often put soup in
a Stanley you would in a Thermois.

Speaker 10 (02:27:21):
They have Stanley's that you can put soup in?

Speaker 1 (02:27:23):
Well, can you show me Stanley because I can't even
I'll pull up a picture.

Speaker 10 (02:27:29):
You've seen them women carry around all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:27:35):
If you go to any if you go to any
yoga student, if any yoga studio, the lost and found
will be three hundred Stanley's. Okay, They're everywhere. I didn't
even know that was a Stanley. Yes, I have one
on my desk.

Speaker 7 (02:27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:27:48):
But now I bring this up because this this uh
Associated Press story were first, What is a thermist?

Speaker 1 (02:27:54):
Would you care to read it?

Speaker 10 (02:27:56):
I do care, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

Speaker 8 (02:27:57):
Authorities in Florida say a man was called trying to
sneak a thermos into jail by putting it up his rectum.

Speaker 10 (02:28:04):
Whoa, and it's it is a big thermist.

Speaker 8 (02:28:08):
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said they received a call
about a naked man inside of a restroom at a
public park. The responding deputies found the suspect.

Speaker 4 (02:28:18):
With his clothes on.

Speaker 1 (02:28:19):
Now where was his colostomy tag?

Speaker 8 (02:28:21):
The fifty one year old was escorted out of the park,
but was promptly arrested when he trespassed again.

Speaker 10 (02:28:28):
At the jail, a body.

Speaker 8 (02:28:29):
Scanner showed a thermos in the man's abdomen.

Speaker 1 (02:28:32):
We have the we have the X ray.

Speaker 5 (02:28:35):
Yeah, there's the guy's mud shot. Look at the size
of that thing inside his body cabinet.

Speaker 1 (02:28:41):
That's the exact expression I would have on my face. Yeah,
I think so too. Boy, maybe more tears.

Speaker 8 (02:28:50):
Yeah, it's past his belly button you need?

Speaker 10 (02:28:52):
Yeah, it gets better.

Speaker 8 (02:28:55):
The suspect was taken to a hospital, where a medical
professional removed the for an object. Regarding the placement of
the thermos and the suspects rectum chef or.

Speaker 1 (02:29:07):
Chef, sheriff, no reason to let the soup go. Yes,
this soup has been just stated.

Speaker 4 (02:29:20):
If you will.

Speaker 8 (02:29:21):
The sheriff commented, that's right. He put it up the
exit ramp.

Speaker 1 (02:29:26):
Man, what was in it? Do we know?

Speaker 11 (02:29:30):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:29:30):
No, I I was intrigued and I kept reading.

Speaker 1 (02:29:34):
They do not say what was in it.

Speaker 10 (02:29:36):
They don't say the suspect remains in custody.

Speaker 8 (02:29:40):
A lot going on there there is, But I thought
it was interesting that this sheriff does a live stream
of like arrests and events in the town every week.

Speaker 1 (02:29:50):
Is that the Florida guy?

Speaker 4 (02:29:51):
Yeah? You know him.

Speaker 1 (02:29:53):
That's got to be wildly popular.

Speaker 8 (02:29:54):
Yeah, Grady Judd from Polk County.

Speaker 1 (02:29:58):
Wow, the guy that's and watch him all the time,
keister man.

Speaker 5 (02:30:04):
So the guy must have been in the park, taken
his clothes off so we could insert the aforementioned thermost.

Speaker 10 (02:30:08):
Now you do have to take your clothes off before
you put stuff in your back.

Speaker 1 (02:30:11):
That is massive.

Speaker 5 (02:30:13):
Now, I wonder if it's the name brand Thermos or
if he just is like me and refers to all
those things as a thermos.

Speaker 1 (02:30:18):
It looks more thermos shaped. That didn't have to stan Lee.
What is the word? What is the non brand word
for that?

Speaker 10 (02:30:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:30:26):
Because you've got a Yetti, you've got Stanley, you've got
a thermos.

Speaker 8 (02:30:29):
And Dad had that signature green Stanley thermos that he
carried coffee to work in every single day.

Speaker 13 (02:30:37):
Yeah, I have one for fishing. Yeah, and it has
the screw on top and the cup yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:30:42):
But what is again, is there any.

Speaker 10 (02:30:44):
Related drink container carrier thing?

Speaker 5 (02:30:47):
Now it sounds like something that we're the government's paying
a million dollars for that cost the average person fifty bucks. Okay,
well we'll see if we can figure that out. Now
we were talking about fake meat. Let's get to the
point and talk about real meat. Yes, and they call
them tumblers, is what really on the Thermos website. Thermos
tumbler is is the classic? And okay, all right, the holidays,

(02:31:09):
Uh boy, they're gonna sneak up on us, you know it.
That's what happens every year. Yes, it may be the
beginning of October. Christmas right around the corner.

Speaker 1 (02:31:19):
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Speaker 5 (02:31:56):
The Future, I see me in the future, grilling, grilling, filets, mignon.

Speaker 1 (02:32:02):
Oh my backyard. The future is good.

Speaker 5 (02:32:05):
It's a cool weekend afternoon. Really, there are good things
coming and it's all from Omaha Steaks. My phone rings
it's my brother thanking me for sending him the creative Steaks.
Thank you, Tom, You're a fine man. Never come visit me.

Speaker 1 (02:32:21):
Yes, back to you.

Speaker 13 (02:32:22):
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Speaker 1 (02:32:39):
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to guess anything. Order is placed by six pm Eastern.
They ship same day. I bet they shipped the same day.
Did I get it right? You guessed it right? Okay?

Speaker 9 (02:32:49):
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this for sure, but see if that meat Lover's lasagna
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I'd pay double what they're charge's still like it's their
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(02:33:12):
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Speaker 5 (02:33:24):
Speaking of Black Friday, Yes, in Greenwood tomorrow, Greg Morton
is gonna be at the Events Center that is that.

Speaker 4 (02:33:35):
Is that over.

Speaker 5 (02:33:38):
Saturday at Tara hots Zora Shrine the great Greg Morton,
who is as visually hilarious as he is orally that
makes sense.

Speaker 13 (02:33:49):
Comet, just come out and look at my teeth. That's
what Tom's saying. No, no, no, there he needs you
have a very very expressive Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33:58):
You use them.

Speaker 5 (02:33:58):
Well, I got your tea, Okay, your tongue, that's none
of my business. I somehow feel I'm doing something wrong.
These are the Araliota Part Studios. This is the Bob
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Speaker 15 (02:34:13):
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Speaker 1 (02:34:22):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show Live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance
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I'm Josh Arnold Tom. We have one of our favorite
people with USTA. I can't discuss that right now. I
got an issue. Oh, comedian Greg Morton is here. Thanks Greg,

(02:34:43):
thanks for covering that. Oh happy to see you. Everything
all right over there?

Speaker 5 (02:34:46):
Pal, My right leg wants to not bouncing up and down.
I think that my decam. I think my decaf.

Speaker 1 (02:34:51):
Oh I love Robert. I think my decaf was calf.
Oh really, okay, morning, I mean look at this it's
it will not stop. Not that thing. Please, I'll embarrassed
from here.

Speaker 8 (02:35:03):
It's just your monitors from just down and so when
you go come look at this thing, it doesn't look
like what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (02:35:09):
Yeah, oh you can't see that that camera drug.

Speaker 5 (02:35:15):
I'm serious, I'm not. I'm I've almost got the jitters.

Speaker 10 (02:35:18):
Okay, that's a lot of caffeine.

Speaker 1 (02:35:20):
I think that what can one do for that? Is
there anything you can do? Cocaine? Just kidding you won't
worry about the coffee. Yeah, do they make decaf cocaine?
Like just can you drink a ton of water?

Speaker 8 (02:35:33):
Drink a ton of water? But I think they say,
go for a walk, go do something physical.

Speaker 1 (02:35:36):
Okay, it's I go for a walk.

Speaker 5 (02:35:38):
Okay, we'll do Now we're joined by comedian Greg Morton,
who walked all the way from Canada together.

Speaker 1 (02:35:42):
Wow are you okay? Goodness, you got those steps fixed?
Thank you? Now?

Speaker 5 (02:35:47):
Are you a caffeine guy or you don't strike me
as being a drug guy.

Speaker 1 (02:35:50):
I just switched to green tea. That can be love it.
My wife, she loves coffee. Oh that's her favorite coffee
is a you know, popular brand. And I can't drink that.

Speaker 13 (02:36:00):
Well, but that's what I do. I sit in my
condo and I look at my view and I drink
my coffee. And so one time we're I'm you know,
the city like Toronto is growing so fast that this
condo is built right in front of our place and
I can't see anything. Oh, so I'm lamenting the loss
of my view. And this young lady moves in and

(02:36:22):
she can't afford curtains. Oh and she likes to do
yoga every morning for forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:36:30):
Wow, this is the view is bad. This is the
new rear window. So it's sitting there and I'm drinking
my coffee and I'm watching yoga girl. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:36:44):
Now one morning I wake up, No yoga girl, she's gone.
But there's a guy sitting in front of the window
with no shirt on. I look a little closer. There's
another guy in front of that guy on his knees.
Oh my, I don't think he's helping him tie his shoes.

Speaker 4 (02:37:02):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:37:06):
He's paying it forward. I see.

Speaker 13 (02:37:07):
Yeah, let's say that paying it forward, right. But he
has a weird technique. Oh really, He'll take he takes
a sip of coffee and then he pays it forward.
Sip of coffee pays it forward. Sip a coffee pays
it forward. I go to my wife, Come here, come here,
come here, look at this. Look at that.

Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
That's how bad coffee taste. Or maybe he just likes
it with cream. I never thought of that, But that's
a very good point. Well, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (02:37:42):
In any event, we have time to check in with
Miss Hooker once again, sitting in for Christie Lee who's
in England on vacation, and Miss Hooker is sitting at
the SILAC Insurance News desk.

Speaker 1 (02:37:53):
What have we missed?

Speaker 8 (02:37:54):
Casino dot org is offering one lucky thrill seeker five
thousand dollars to spend a weekend hunting ghosts in Las
vegas oldest casino hotel.

Speaker 1 (02:38:03):
Oh my.

Speaker 8 (02:38:03):
The casino and gambling site said it will send one
sweepstakes winner to investigate El Cortes for a weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:38:10):
Oh very haunt.

Speaker 10 (02:38:11):
Are you familiar with it?

Speaker 1 (02:38:12):
So haunted? Okay? Is this and this is an old casino.

Speaker 8 (02:38:17):
This is the oldest casino hotel in Las.

Speaker 1 (02:38:19):
Vegas, thinks downtown.

Speaker 4 (02:38:21):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 8 (02:38:23):
In addition to a value prize of five thousand dollars,
casino dot org said it will equip the winner with
ghost hunting gear to search the eighty four room or
the eighty four year old hotel for paranormal activities.

Speaker 1 (02:38:36):
Okay, so maybe it's some divining rods or meilmeter. You
need an EVP recorder? Oh yeah, of course a meil meter.
Oh yes, what does that do it? Measures? U? Melscal
Are you here? Hey? How are you? I saw something
really scary scary when I was in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (02:38:54):
What h an eighty five year old woman at a
slot machine smoking a cigarette with an oxygen.

Speaker 1 (02:39:04):
He touched her if she was.

Speaker 5 (02:39:07):
Disappointed me because they didn't have the coins anymore? Yeah,
said this card, sticking it in and then pulling it. Yeah,
you don't get the jingle jangle of the coins falling
in as you're a big winner.

Speaker 1 (02:39:21):
I guess on some machines they're recorded, yeah, right right,
the sound effects are there. Yeah, oh so at least
get that then, yeah. Yeah, the sounds are still kind
of there, like like the evs with the recorded motor sounds.
They need that.

Speaker 5 (02:39:39):
My neighbors a big tesla guy, and I was talking
to him. I've got both of my dogs there, the
band or the car the car okay, and and he
almost ran over my feet because you can't hear him. Yeah,
so well he may have been trying to h but
the dogs were with But at least that's my protection. Yeah,

(02:40:02):
no sick killers. They're going to go after a beautiful dogs.

Speaker 1 (02:40:06):
Just as the stories say that you are sent into
Ghost Haunt alone.

Speaker 8 (02:40:09):
It doesn't say. It does say there's only one sweepstakes winner. Yeah,
And applications will be accepted online until October thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:40:18):
First, Greg Morton, do you believe in ghosts? Oh? Yeah?
Oh wow? Have you had a counters We had one
time we were playing at this theater and the club
owner and myself we yelled out, hey are there any
ghost here? And the lights went out?

Speaker 12 (02:40:31):
Weird?

Speaker 1 (02:40:32):
Yeah, yeah, was it closing time? There are a lot
of ghosts. I've worked a lot of haunted places because
I'll be I'll be in the middle of my accent
just here.

Speaker 9 (02:40:43):
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