The BOB & TOM Show - October 10, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
The autumn moon was full on that last October night,
smiling jack o lanterns shed their ghoulish light. I was
putting on my costume for a neighbor's spooky bash, when

(00:52):
suddenly at my back door I heard a frightful crash.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
On which out in my yard on the Halloween night?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
So what I could hardly see all the fine face
belly in the light.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Scanned the pants off of mekin, scaped the pants off
of me, scared the pants off.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
And as I walked to.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
A party down the street, I felt a shiver. At
twenty I slipped on the pumpkin in the darken once
again I saw the witch.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Scanned the pants off of me, scanned the fence off
of me.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Or the Halloween party, everybody's rocking all those grubs and problems,
what a great please, and I'm dancing down singing.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's John and then the music A will I say that?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Which is face?

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Jesus?

Speaker 7 (02:16):
I will up the fact on down the street or
someone following me.

Speaker 8 (02:21):
Hard, I'm afraid to turn.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Around and scamp of wood out find scam the pants
off of me, Scare.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
The pants off of me.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I slammed my door, and I hide and side about
to expire and shower.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Just as I begin to breathe.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Again, I put a tiny dark I put on the door.
I see the face.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
It feels my mind squool. It's just a witch's mascot
pulling off the woman of my dreams.

Speaker 9 (03:08):
She scared the pants off of me. On me, she
scared the pants off of me. On that life, she
scared the pants off of me. She scared the pans
offul me like it. I didn't think I had lost
the chest till she scared the pants off of me.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
So I moved into her haunted house, and she's become
my wife.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
She loves my furry beard.

Speaker 10 (03:49):
I'm the wolfman in her life. Now, some nine months later,
she's got a swollen tummy.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm going to be a monster daddy, and she's going.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
To be a mummy. We'll be a happy family. Our
lives will be so rich, just me, the gool.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Of my dreams, and our little son of a witch.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
A very spooky tale. Mister you Tomato, Hey, how are you?
How the heck are you?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
WHOA?

Speaker 5 (04:41):
That's right, ladies, it is the Bob and tom Show,
Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Jess Hookers, the
Silac Insurance Company news desk, My Gosh, Jeff Ooske across
the way, hey man has this as Cosby. I am
Josh Arnold and Tom. We have a heck of a
day playing today, don't.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
We we do? Yes?

Speaker 5 (04:59):
We Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
We got a lot of good letters, we have news
got a great a great letter. And I got an
interesting question for everybody, And I think we can begin
right now since we're here, all right. Uh, First off,
I walk in here a few minutes ago, and I
see miss Hooker doing some kind of maneuver in which

(05:22):
she's standing up and thrusting her elbows right back like
and and pushing your hands in together.

Speaker 11 (05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
Chant, what was the chant again?

Speaker 6 (05:33):
I must, I must, I must increase my bust.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Ah, I must, I must, I must increase my bust.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Yeah, it was something we did when we were teenagers,
and I knew we heard it in a movie or somewhere,
and I couldn't remember what it was.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
The hand motion you're making looks like you're trying to
do one of those hand farts.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yes it does, but you're you're just pushing the palms
of your hands together and like flexing your chest and
is this a uh I don't no, if we if
it was it work, I don't know. I mean I'm
looking down and I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
I think we have to ask Margaret. Yeah, the Judy
Bloom book. Yes, you apparently would do that. Are you there, God,
it's me Margaret.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Is that something that you did as when you were
a younger.

Speaker 12 (06:15):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yeah, we did everything we could to try to make
our chest bigger and it just didn't work.

Speaker 13 (06:21):
We'd stuff our brawls, all of it.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
Yeah. Did you ever hear the term falsies?

Speaker 6 (06:27):
No?

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, falsies. I remember the first time I heard it
as a youth. I couldn't think of anything funnier. And
those were the foam inserts, right, And then.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
They upgraded the technology and now they have essentially what
looks like an implant, a breast implant.

Speaker 8 (06:51):
Or a chicken cutlet.

Speaker 13 (06:52):
It looks like a chicken cutlet.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
It usually is a flesh tone and you can put
that in your brawl and it's a little bit. Those
aren't called I don't know what they're called, actually, yeah,
but you could you could just buy them.

Speaker 13 (07:04):
You could buy them any size as big as you want.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
So I'm gonna type in falsies on Amazon and see
if something is available.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
I think if you type in falsies on Amazon, you're
gonna get eyelashes. Oh, to be honest, well that's what
they'd call eyelashes. Yeah, false size, you're exactly right.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, wow, it's nothing.

Speaker 8 (07:24):
But yeah, Oh there was a time when the word
falsey's been something else. A better time. I'd say you
could smoke everywhere doctor smoked because it was good for you,
You know that kind of thing, which sort of leads
to one of our letters. I was asking if it
was if they still made those candy cigarettes. We did
some research and found out they would do indeed make

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candy cigarettes. Uh, And I was wondering how what it
would be like to give them away to the kids
at Halloween, if that would be a bad idea. Got
this nice letter. This comes to us from Pam, who
lives in a place called battle Ground, Indiana.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Nice.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
She goes, Oh about candy cigarettes. They sell them at
a little gas station up the road from me in Americas.
Oh yeah, I know where that is, Americas, Indiana. Yeah,
that's right by my lake house.

Speaker 13 (08:17):
Okay, does that track that they would have.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Oh yeah, they probably have some some kids dip.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
They brought me so falsies. Pam continues, I've been giving
them out for Halloween for several years now. They cost
fifty cents a pack. The kids also get other candy
and a hot Wheels car in each goodie bag. Wow,
that's awesome. That's great. Yeah, Pam must be the best.
Then she goes, I think, referencing the candy cigarettes, the

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mobs all love me. Yeah, I think I think we
need a sarcastic font for that. I think the SIGs
are the reason the kids keep coming back. I'm a grandma.
They think it's funny, and I think it's funny watching
the kids leave with candy cigarettes between their teeth. Country
Living God to love.

Speaker 13 (09:06):
It, She says, do you remember talking about a kid's
version of DIP.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
I remember that we had it. It came in what
looked like a skull can and it was but it
was shredded beef jerky. Yes that yeah, And so it
looked like so you would take out a pinch and
it was just and you'd put it in your lip.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
Yeah. I remember that. That's some cancer training for the kids.
Very finely shredded get ready to get ready to lose
your cheek your.

Speaker 13 (09:35):
Lipp not a bad way to eat beef jerky, right.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
I mean jew was yeah for kids. Yeah yeah. The
Big League Chew was a shredded bubblegum that comes in
a pouch. Yeah awesome, developed by Jim Bouten, the great
that doesn't matter but delicious book The Ball four for
those of you that read sorry Josh.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Oh my gosh that I uh. When I was like
in third grade, we were at my other's ball game
and one of the guys had Redman chewing tobacco and
was like plugging it up, and I was like, oh,
can I have some of that? And he goes, yeah,
ask your dad, and my Dad's like, yeah, knock yourself out.
And so I got a plug of red Man and
put it in my cheek and like five minutes layer
that go oh h, don't swallow the juice, spit it out.

(10:19):
But I had been swallowing the juice for five minutes. Oh,
for the next two days. Oh it was horrible. I
couldn't have anything winter green for like a decade.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
I'm bat.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I just go have a flashback to behind the bleachers,
just how old. Were you third or fourth grade? I
was too young to be.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
That stuff's really nasty. Oh it was, and it's horrible
and it causes cancer quicker than anything.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
But that pack was cool, like when they would pull
it out, like yeah, that one, roll it and take
out the little plug. Great things about big Ley jew.
It was almost the exact same. Oh yeah pack.

Speaker 8 (10:57):
So you think, is this so? Is it a bad
idea for me to go online and buy a bunch
of candy cigarettes and give them the kids as they
do it that fun?

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Well, Kelly, let you do that.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
I would give out other candy with candy cigarettes kind
of suck in terms of being as a candy.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
But as a prop right, Larry, Yeah, I guess they
couldn't make what's what is the new thing? The zin tablets?
What are those? The quid smoking? They really couldn't make
those because they already looked like chick lits. Yeah they do.
By the way, it just started putting an underrated around
an underrated candy. Yeah chick lits?

Speaker 6 (11:34):
You like them?

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Were they not gum?

Speaker 8 (11:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Okay, well candy that would last for three seconds and
then dissolve in your mouth.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Oh they would, Yeah, but it was. Yeah, you had
to shove like twelve of them in your mouth. They
were they were coated like an emin m. They still are.
They're they're delightful. Oh I've never had a chick lit really.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
No thanks. I think there's a reason I haven't. It
never appealed to me. If I want gum, I'll have gum,
phone candy, I'll have candy.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
The mouthfeel of biding that crunch, I know what Tom's
talking about. That is fun.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
They make other gums that are kind of that shape,
a bigger.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
And then what was the what is the non street
name of the gum that when you chew it it
as that burst of liquid. I know the.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Street we had gushers. That was the name of the
gum that we had.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Was that gut? Was that gum?

Speaker 13 (12:24):
Or was that like a like a chewy candy?

Speaker 8 (12:27):
Well, it was referred to with a short two word rhyme.
The second word was you know what I'm talking about?
Oh yeah, yeah, Well we'll come back to that story
in a moment. A couple of things coming up. Willie
g will be giving us a call. He's in uh
Peoria tonight. He's going to be doing some great live

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stand up comedy. Also, we had a terrific guest yesterday,
Greg Morton, that was in yesterday, and he's going to
be doing some stuff on the road. He'll be in
a place called Greenwood tonight and then uh he's in
a Tera hate at the Zora Shrine tomorrow night. I
hope you heard a chance to hear Greg yesterday. That
was terrific. Right now, I'll tell you what you would
be a great thing to give out it Halloween would

(13:10):
be as the parents come in with their little kids,
you give the kids some candy and give give mom
and dad a nice steak from Omaha Steaks. You know
what I'm talking about, Josh.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, of course I know what you're talking about. I
think it's a ridiculous idea.

Speaker 8 (13:21):
I think. I think then you got to go for
the Franks, the deli style franks for Halloween because I'm reportable,
yes exactly, really can't take tongs out, open your bag
and drop in a delicious marbled Rabbi. Man, you would be.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
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(14:01):
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(14:26):
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Speaker 8 (14:41):
Do not.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
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I forget what do you put on your franks?

Speaker 8 (15:07):
Uh? I'm I like them sort of just on their own. Yeah,
I mean the flavor really isn't sane? The frank and
the bun franken bun. It's very scary. Oh oh that's great.
It is dead.

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(15:37):
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Speaker 8 (15:41):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Now coming up by Willie G. He's at the Jukebox
Comedy Club in Peoria with Colin under this weekend nice
and to other delights, including your letters. When we get back.
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Hey, It's the bobin'sm Show live from the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios. Jess Hooker is the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hello,
Jeff Oske is sitting in for Chickster. There's as Cosby.
I'm Josh Arnold.

Speaker 8 (16:11):
There.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
He is Tommy the Cat. Familiar with that Primus song?
Tom Tommy the Cat.

Speaker 8 (16:18):
I'm not. I'm somewhat familiar with Primus, but not that
particular tune. Is that a good one? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
He's as they say, he's got a lot of stories,
but rarely does he tell them, And in this case
he decides to.

Speaker 8 (16:32):
Now, I when I was a little boy, mister Dalton
across the street always called me Tom kat Yeah, the
only one ever. That's a good nickname. Yeah, he Tom Katt.
Now I've just answered two questions I was going to
ask you guys. Oh one of them. Do you remember
those little wax bottles? Yeah, the candy. Yeah, they looked
like little tiny soda bottles and they were waxed. You'd

(16:54):
bite off the top and suck in the juice. Godwin
loved those, and I was wondering if they if you
can still get him? And I just found them online.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, they're gross.

Speaker 8 (17:03):
You don't think kids would like these?

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Oh they're I think they're gross.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's sugar gel. It's that's all it is, right exactly.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
That's why kids are gonna love It's it's all sugar.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I recently bought some at a big truck stop thing
and brought him his bat. Yeah, he was such a fan.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
I'm thinking of maybe doing kind of a nostalgic little
goodie bag for the kids trick or treating. You have
those little wax.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
That's a cute spin they're putting on giving kids candy.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
Cigarettes and then the candy cigarettes calm down, and then.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
And then you're gonna clean the eggs off your house
the next morning.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
Yeah. Well, I also I do ask the kids when
they when they trick or treat, I get their their
emails and then and then the next day I send
them a thing at how was our just to just
to like everything else in the world. Now, you go
to the dentist and three days later, how did we do?
Was parking easy? Where you greeted with a smile? Okay,

(17:55):
I got you now? But the gym I go to
every single goal time I go there, I get a
thing The next day saying, hey, I don't have that
kind of time. But my other question was, and I
answered this one too, have you seen that terrific set
of commercials for Exfinity with the classic Boris Karlov looking
Frankenstein Monster. It's just terrific, and it's the Boris Karloff

(18:21):
one has the kind of the flat head and the
big bolts in the neck and his green and wears
a T shirt with a coat like Don Johnson did
in Miami. Vice doesn't wear a tie. A great look.
I was wondering did they have to get a license
to do that or can anybody do that? Because obviously
the book Frankenstein is in public domain. But I did

(18:43):
a little research and found out they indeed there is
a licensing fee for the particular look of that Frankenstein Monster.
Used to be controlled by Boris Karloff's daughter. Now it's
controlled by Universal Studios. But they're terrific commercials. It shows
the Frankenstein Monster and air everyday situations. Oh and it's

(19:04):
got a cell phone. It's very funny. But so I've
answered my own question. I hope you guys were excited
about it. Now we do have more letters, Josh, you
got one over there.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Oh, yes, Josh has officially embarrassed me in a court
of law, says this writer. I was barely listening to
you guys, the best way to hear the show on
September nineteenth, when a car ran a red light and
we collided. I assumed it was an open and shutcase
for me, so I turned over my SD card to

(19:34):
my insurance legal team. I'm assuming from his camera. Yes,
Fast forward to today, October. Okay, fastward to October ninth.
My council gets up to present my video to the court,
and the counselor started by saying, please disregard the inappropriate
conversation on the radio. I was panicked. I didn't remember

(19:58):
what was being said, says the writer audibly. All you
hear is Josh say, so you like a little thumb play,
do you?

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Jason?

Speaker 12 (20:06):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (20:07):
It is great. What do you say, hooker in the
court of law?

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Well, I'm glad I could help with your case. I
hope everything went all right.

Speaker 8 (20:20):
Okay, yeah, now I forget where this came up. Yesterday
the term regulators remember this.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, there was one of the name's potential names for
the New Long Island Beach lost. Thank you Long Beach,
and I said, isn't that a group of cops? Yeah,
you had said from in a movie they referred to
certain people as regulators.

Speaker 8 (20:43):
I think it might have been the Missouri Breaks. I'm
not sure, but yeah, And then you found out that
it was an Old West kind of thing. Good Morning,
Kings and Queens of Radio. I wanted to help Tom
with his query about regulators in a movie. In the
movie Young Guns, the regulators were a group of outlaws
hired by a rancher to protect his land. They would
yell regulators, mount up, hop on their horses, and ride.

(21:08):
The audio is the beginning of the song by Warren g. Y.

Speaker 13 (21:14):
That's the one we were singing yesterday.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
That's the Michael McDonald one.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
And apparently Warren g is part of the ownership group
that owns this Long Beach and that's why they were gonna.

Speaker 13 (21:26):
Go with.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
That makes sense, okay. And then working without this is
I have to read this in a special voice, by
special and by special from a special person. It's it's
your voice, Josh, keep up the great work. Working without
listening to you his abuse, Yes, that's that's Josh's. I

(21:52):
can't really do it. I can do a dog voice.
I have a dog voice. My dog's always says, this
is the greatest day of my life. Whatever we're doing,
let's do it again.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
You say the same thing every time when you greet
your dog.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
Yeah, pretty much, a little good boy. And then I
start petting him. I go this to finds fun for me.
I'm loving this. That's him talking to me. Then then
we alway. He always we always argue, Okay, it's time
to go out. Notice't what do you mean it's not yes,
it is the wordy to go out Now. I'd rather
just hear have more bacon? What you mean more bacon? Uh?

(22:26):
This comes to us from Adam in North Baltimore, Ohio. Wow,
that's a new one. Yeah, it's it's almost every major
city has another version of it somewhere. You've got your London, Ohio, London, Ontario.
Then there's London, London where Christy Lee is. I think
right now we have more uh letters here. This is

(22:52):
from Davy. Oh. I see. Did you guys ever do
the Campbell soup phone thing where you take it, take
a can and another can, put a thirty foot long
string and go to the next room and talk to
your Buddies. Does it work?

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Never did it. I did not grow up during the depression.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Did you ever do the thing where you have that
round that that that round hula hoop and you take
a stick and run down an alley as a street
car goes by and go noosy's you know? I I
don't did try that string thing? You should hand that
out with your candy cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Yeah, I have heard that you can sort of.

Speaker 13 (23:28):
We did it at something too worked.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Yeah, we did it at the lake house, like one
of the one of the kids was up up on
the deck and then we were down and yeah, you could,
you could do it.

Speaker 11 (23:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
But and kids still love walky talkies. I remember given
them to the girls for Christmas last year and immediately
they're sixty feet away in another room.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
I just gave my.

Speaker 13 (23:52):
She turned five, and she was like, what is this.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
Gift? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:58):
We had walky talkies growing up. And one Christmas Eve
we had the great idea that we took one of
the walkie talkies and we duct taped the button down
and taped it under the dining room table and then
we got sent up and UH listened to what they
were wrapping in the uh in the Christmas Eve room

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until apparently the duct tape came loose. It just made
like a weird squelch and you can hear my parents go.
But we thought it was pretty genius when you found
out what your folks were. But you still didn't find
out what Santa was. Yeah, we had no idea what
Santa brought, but we knew what the parents were wrapping.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
I do a lot of what's the word for it, dictating.
You'll be driving somewhere and you want to send a
message to someone, do you ever? And then, as I
sometimes say, this message was dictated, not proof read. You
ever do the one where you don't realize that you
left it open in the race videos on and then
you'll look later on and you've sent them ten thousand words.

(25:08):
All of a sudden, All of a sudden, here comes
the night, and then I'm getting I just got traffic
and weather and a commercial for Omah hostakes. Oh thank
you very much, very tasty. This is a request. Oh
all right, everybody see this?

Speaker 5 (25:24):
What joke of mine?

Speaker 8 (25:24):
Would they like to I'm prefacing my reading of this
because if I had just done this on my own,
I would be accused of something. This comes to us
from Jeff. He goes, Back in March, I was officiating
a baseball game. I got hit in the head with
a fastball, suffered a concussion. Several months of treatment followed,

(25:49):
and then we had a personal tragedy in the family.
Then I had spinal surgery in September. Man, oh man,
this is like Queen for a day. This is very sad,
but I just want to say you guys helped me
through my recovery. Thanks. Thanks for the laughs. By the way,
this Friday night, I'm heading to Pure Illinois for a
check up. I talked my wife into going to see
Willie g at the Jukebox Comedy Club. That's that's tonight. Well,

(26:11):
that's cool, Thank you very much, he goes, Thanks you guys. PS.
Could I hear a request? Okay, could you please play
Jess Hooker's first appearance is an actress on your show?

Speaker 6 (26:27):
No we did it.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
I believe, No, we did I believe ace. You want
to read this, you fact check it.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
It's true.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Jess's first accent in the grocery store. Do you want
to give the background?

Speaker 6 (26:48):
That's very nice.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
Do you want to give the background?

Speaker 11 (26:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:51):
When I was an intern here our producer called me
in and said, hey, I need a female for this bit.
Can you you can you read this with an accent?
And I was like, yeah, man, I don't. I don't
think so. I was nervous anyway. It was the first
time I had ever appeared on any material and and.

Speaker 13 (27:10):
He was like, no, I'll coach you through it.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
And and Dean at the time, our producer is an
amazing coach. He's he's he's great.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
That is, he is by far the best.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Well, some people just can't be helped.

Speaker 13 (27:21):
And I am one of those people.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
And this is just the beginning. And the other woman
is Tammy Pescatelli, Yes, who you referred to as Tammy? Yes,
Tammy Pescatelli, comedian. And here's what it sounds like.

Speaker 12 (27:36):
Hi Tammy, how are things in the produce department today?

Speaker 8 (27:39):
No, that's you right there? You you open it up?
And when what country is this person?

Speaker 5 (27:44):
I'm not sure it's meant to be LATINX Oh is
it because of the Well you'll find out when you
got out.

Speaker 12 (27:50):
Okay, okay, okay, Hi Tammy, how are things in the
produce department today?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
To be honest, Maria, I'm not feeling well Oh.

Speaker 12 (27:58):
I'm sorry to hear that, are you see?

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Actually I'm constipated constipation. And then today Cheetos they were
a variation on a chip. You see that was also
a laxative. No need to play the whole thing. I
just I just wanted to check it. So it's it's

(28:21):
supposed to be like you're of a Hispanic heritage.

Speaker 12 (28:23):
Yeah, hi, Tammy, how are things in the produce department today?

Speaker 13 (28:27):
To be honest, Maria, I'm not feeling well.

Speaker 12 (28:29):
Oh I'm sorry to hear that, are you sik?

Speaker 8 (28:32):
Actually I'm constipated constipation? His part, My accent is so
much worse. That guy was kicked out of France. Yeah,
we don't have to worry about ice showing up after
playing that with your accent. They're not gonna they're not

(28:53):
gonna go. Wait a minute, let me see your papers, lady. Okay,
Well we.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Talked a little bit about bedroom posters. Well we often
for the last year and a half, and we got
a writer here who says I had a very good
friend by the name of Andy. We lived in the
same building for several years. Andy used to have posters
on his bedroom wall of Rita Hayworth and Raquel Welch.

(29:20):
One day Andy just disappeared. The landlord compared it to
like a fart in the wind. I missed my friend Andy.
I guess he got busy living and not busy die.
That comes to us from red in Zay Watsona, Old Mexico.

Speaker 8 (29:42):
There's there's a commercial where half that phrase is used,
get busy Living's to get busy living part and again,
I wonder if they had to pay for that, If
Morgan Freeman can he use that willy nilly or did
they have to That's.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Where we took our honeymoon. That was Wataho down in Mexico.

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Wow, nice, gorgeous recently? Uh no about uh? Oh? Which
one is twenty years ago? Years ago? Oh? This is
the numeral uno. Yeah, well, no, that was okay.

Speaker 13 (30:15):
How many times have you been married twice?

Speaker 8 (30:18):
But not now?

Speaker 5 (30:19):
No, I'm not going to make that mistake again.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Can we back up the table if you don't want
to say that out? Well? Oh well I didn't really
even married twice. Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
I got married when I was like twenty one, divorced
at twenty two, and then married again at thirty six.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
How old were we when you got the tattoo eighteen.
Did you get a marriage tattoo as well? Yeah? I did.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
I used to have a dolphin on my leg for her.
Did you have a dolphin too, Nope? Oh oh oh no.
Did you have it changed into a whale or something?

Speaker 8 (30:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Actually I did have it. I had it covered up
with big black blob.

Speaker 8 (31:01):
All right. Oh really, you didn't do anything artistic.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Well, it was supposed to be a moon and a sun,
but the person who was doing it in their garage
kept dropping ashes from their blunt into the wounds.

Speaker 8 (31:14):
And so I want to say I sped it tattoo.
As someone looking at this from the outside, the first
thing I would say is garage in that sentence. Oh no,
that's got to be. It's exactly what it sounds. Tell
as they say, yeah, yeah, because that's a real art form,
taking tattoos and turning him into turning him into something else.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
And there are amazing tattoo artists out there. I did
not go to one of those, but I only had
seventy five bucks.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
Yeah. I saw an article about a guy that is
I think he's I want to say, he's from Ohio,
that his specialty is taking scars. Yes, and working around them.
Oh yeah, incorporating them into tattoo. You know, great, really
great stuff. It can really help you. So you would
you be interested in having that thing burned off? Uh?

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Maybe covered up with something better?

Speaker 11 (32:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (32:07):
Okay, but if it's just a big blob, what are
they going to make it a tattoo of them?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
I don't know, a cat's backside, maybe walking away with
its tail in the air.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Oh that.

Speaker 8 (32:19):
Would you? Will you go to the doctor? Do you
warn them? Don't you have like a what do you have?
You didn't you get some very girly Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
I have so many bad tattoos. I have like a
skull on my shoulder smoking a joint. I have a
uh I have a rose with a snake wrapped around eighteen.
Oh no I have I'm just on my neck. I
have my astrological sign when I was a teen on
what mother of three? So they forced me to get

(32:49):
that tattoo.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
What is your astrological sign labra? And what does that mean? Uh?
Tends to make.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
I don't have any of those tattoos because my dad
would occasionally hug me. Oh yeah, I don't know what
that's like.

Speaker 8 (33:11):
So much for the profound I remember.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
In like second grade, I gave my dad like I
was going to Benet. I gave my dad a hug
and a kiss. He goes, that'll be enough of that.

Speaker 8 (33:21):
He goes.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
From now on, we did high fives. All right, that's enough.
You know what I think that comes from maybe his dad,
you know, there may have been not enough hugging there.

Speaker 8 (33:34):
Oh no, Howard was the best. So about a month ago,
my nine year old daughter Hurt looks at me and
she says, now, Dad, I heard you say that if
any of us get a tattoo, we're not going to
be in the will. What this is your youngest? Yeah,

(33:55):
and she goes. She goes, you know, Sally has a
little tattoo in a wrankle. That means do I get
her money? It's like, where did you hear that? Because
I did say it, of course, And so far it
hasn't worked on any of them. Of the seven, the
only ones without tats.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Are under eighteen.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Yeah. Yeah, So there we go. Now we got a
lot of cool stuff happening out there, and it's all
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(34:39):
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And what that means is there's actually a stat on this.
By the time you hit the age of sixty in America,
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(35:00):
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Speaker 8 (37:01):
Marry is time and you went from being was it
your nickname was prostituting?

Speaker 5 (37:07):
What was it?

Speaker 6 (37:09):
It's close. Yeah, my maiden name is Prosser. And uh,
the kids in middle school came up with a nickname prostitute,
and that's what they called me. And then you got
and then I married a hooker.

Speaker 8 (37:23):
Wow, that sounds like that's Doesn't that sound like a
porno movie? I married a hooker? Yeah? It was uh well,
uh starring Richard Gear And uh, now do you have
any more letters over there? We readed to move forward here,
I don't have letters? No, Okay, then I think we
can move forward and grab some stuff from the sports page.
I'm still trying to decide if I should buy these

(37:44):
little tiny wax bottles.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Yeah, disappoint the kids even get those away. But I
think also have maybe some snickers. Oh of course I
have the real but I love those as a kid.
Oh you did you like that?

Speaker 13 (37:56):
I never liked him as I hated him, but then
I can see the kids.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
It did like them. They were dirty and they had
kool mustaches. Chewing on those bottles.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
Oh it was great. It was something different instead of
just being a candy bar.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Yeah, but not good though you thought they were good. Yeah,
there was something different at town where you stand on
wax lips? So yeah, yeah, fun yeah, terror you just
chew on them.

Speaker 8 (38:21):
I yeah, they just put them on and it's funny.
You give your friends, Hey, look at this.

Speaker 13 (38:29):
Don't they have all of this at cracker Barrel?

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Yeah, well they do not much of this? Yeah, oh cool,
Well and have a bunch of nostalgic Yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
Think it'd be fun. You give them a little goodie
bag with these uh wax, tiny little wax bottles and
candy cigarettes. Maybe some big league chew Yeah all right,
I can think that. Now here's a here's a candy.
I swore to god, these look like prozac little capsules.

(38:58):
I'm not kidding, they're gummies, but I guess that'd be
kind of inappropriate.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
You could give the mommies Halloween fake prozac and half
a glass of grape juice.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
Coming up, we have something in the news that's kind
of I guess in sporting news. Actually, we'd been talking
about this last year. I believe it was Dua Lipa,
the recording artist and great singer who had created some
kind of pickle juice cocktail. Yeah, there's a thing in
the news today about NFL teams, Yeah, drinking pickle juice

(39:34):
on the sidelines.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Some NFL players are turning to pickle juice to battle cramps.
According to The Athletic, so called pickle juice shooters and
two ounce containers have become increasingly available on NFL sidelines
and in locker rooms in the past ten years. The
briny liquid has long been known as an excellent source

(39:56):
of salt and potassium, offering players relief. You have already
tried this, Oh yeah, oh yeah, you have. Usually I
have a shot of jamison right before it.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Yeah, it's called a pickleback when you you shoot jamison
or tequila.

Speaker 13 (40:13):
That's a common one, straight up electrolytes.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Yes, but I have always done it that, Like when
I have a hangover, you drink pickle juice.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
Yeah. Yeah, interesting. So if you're cramping, yeah really yeah,
and it immediately has an effect. Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
When we landscaped, you know how they have the big
pickles at the register, Like if you were if it
was a really hot day, you would all get the
pickles and yeah, chew on those because it would keep
you from cramping.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
Well, I know there's that great song from Jim Crochey.
If I could drink brine from a bottle, my cramps
would all go away. Uh.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Forty nine Ers defensive tackle Evan Anderson said, if you
cramped here in the game, pickle juice is gonna get
you back almost instantly. Cornerback Eli Apple added, it's nasty,
but it works.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (41:06):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (41:06):
Does it?

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Is it nasty? I love pick You like pickles, You're
gonna like it?

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Probably?

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Yeah. Du A Lipa was taking it was either pickle
juice or jalapeno brine from pickled halapenos and putting it
in her diet.

Speaker 13 (41:19):
Coke.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
Okay, uh oh yeah, you're right, here goes singer du
A Lipa is going viral on social media. According to
this news account. She posted on TikTok du A Lipa
showcasing the concoction of diet coke over ice mixed with
pickle juice and the juice from pickled jalapenos. Wow, garnished
with pieces of jalapeno and pickle.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
We tried it, didn't we hear something similar?

Speaker 6 (41:42):
I don't think.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
I don't think we did something.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
We may have, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (41:45):
And it says here Fame Fame chef Gordon Ramsey tested
the drink in a video and he said, du a Lipa.
For God's sake, girl, you'll ruin your vocal cords. Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
So like the bar I used to go to had
pickle juice in a.

Speaker 13 (42:03):
Yeah, they put it in the bar and.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
Would shoot it. But in the shot next to your
shadow of Jay.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
And you gave me a tip. If you have a
jar of pickles and you've eaten the last pickle, just
slice up some cucumbers, throw them in there and you're
homemade pickles. Yeah, which would be obvious to even a moron,
But I'd never thought of that. That's great idea.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
Yeah, and they're ready and like the next day.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 8 (42:26):
But if you go to a bar you asked for
just what you call it a pickle back, and they
give you a shot of jamison and a shot of
the pickle juice, you don't mix them together. You just
throw one down.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
One back and then the other.

Speaker 8 (42:36):
Yeah. Do you get pickle breath?

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Yeah, yeah you do.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
But you're you're drunk, so you don't care. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (42:43):
Yeah, I'm just making out with the guy in the corner.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
When you get pulled over. You I've just been eating pickles.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
Yeah. Now, when you were pregnant like that drunk stork?
Is this is this also for pregnancy issues?

Speaker 11 (42:54):
Yeah? You know that.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
You say that I did get a lot of Charlie
horses when I was sleeping, and uh, that probably would
I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
I just go and that woke me up through the morning. Yeah,
I had a Charlie horse.

Speaker 12 (43:06):
I wish.

Speaker 8 (43:07):
Of course, I've meanly thought I was getting Gillian bar
syndrome or polio.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
But that means you're dehydrated, right yeah, and lack of potassium.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
Yeah, yeah, so I should start doing this pickle juice
at night, so I don't.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Maybe or have a banana before bed, or just.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Get an electroly like packet. Have you ever sard It
has the right sodium, potassium and maybe even some magnesium.

Speaker 8 (43:30):
Have you ever had a Charlie horse? Oh? Yeah, you
ever had one during intimate activities? Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:37):
And but to me you just kind of explain and
laugh and it does it did not hurt anything?

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Did it give you kind of a stylish thrust? What
was that move? Josh?

Speaker 5 (43:51):
I have to have somebody coming in dead leg me
every three minutes.

Speaker 8 (43:57):
Coming up. We have we talk like we talked to
dogs and cats. We have a scientist who is investigating
what dogs are saying when they bark. Oh for real.
This guy got like a half million dollar grant to
study this, so obviously when it comes to grant writing,
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This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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as Cosby.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Hey, Well, look what it is.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
It's Jess Hooker at the Silak Insurance Company news desk.

Speaker 11 (44:42):
It's me, it's me Jess.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
I'm Josh Ronald.

Speaker 8 (44:47):
There's Tom.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Got a technical question for you. I hope we have
an answer for you.

Speaker 8 (44:53):
I was reading this article in Esquire magazine, well by
a No.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
One with George Clooney on it.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
U M does he look pretty good?

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Looks so good?

Speaker 13 (45:02):
And it says he looks so good.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
I saw it the books for yesterday and it says
it's still good to be George Kloon.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
Yeah, he's a great guy. Uh I I read this
was an article by Michael Sebastian, the editor, and it
it begins, uh as follows last weekend, I consider doing
something wearing a band's T shirt to that band's concert
for my entire concert going life. I've viewed such a

(45:31):
thing as strictly verboten. You simply don't do it. Now,
do you know what I'm talking about? Here? He he
went to see Oasis uh in concert and they're on
their tour and eventually decided to wear an Oasis shirt
and this is all based on a movie where the
movie called PCU. He describes it as an unworthy air

(45:54):
to animal house and back.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
To school, gonna say, I know I rented it, but
I know no one else who ever saw that movie. Oh,
I've seen it, but it not Yeah it was Jeremy
Pivens is horrible.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
Yeah it was nothing, yeah, he says. In the movie,
the actor Jeremy Pivens says to the character played by
Jon Favreau, what is this? You're gonna wear this to
the show. You're gonna wear the shirt of the band
you're gonna see. Don't be that guy? And this is
this is this kind of stuck with with mister Sebastian
and his friends. What do you What do you think? Josh?
Do you think it's okay to have you ever done

(46:29):
that you would wear?

Speaker 7 (46:30):
No?

Speaker 5 (46:30):
I have not done it. I think it's totally acceptable, really,
Miss Hooker.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Yeah, I think so. I have a bigger problem with
people that listen to the band on the way to
the concert That bothers me, Like we're getting ready to
listen to this live. I don't want to hear it.
Oh interesting, you're car speakers, right, now that bugs.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
I don't tend to do that. But you know what
I do. I tend to listen to the music of
the band I just saw on the way home.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
Well, we use something about it. It gets me. We used
to do that here. There'd be a kind of replay. Yeah,
you'd be driving home and they would play it in
the same order. Oh really, that's cool. I thought that
was very cool. Yeah, there's something about that. But I mean,
but wearing the band's T shirt to a for example,
if if you go to an NFL game, obviously, yes,

(47:17):
the majority of the people are wearing the colors of
one team or another, right, mister Oski, would you wear
the Yeah?

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Really, I think it's a made up thing. I think
it's not because a lot of people buy a T
shirts at the Venus exactly.

Speaker 8 (47:33):
I mean, now, mister Sebastian points out that's perfectly acceptable.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Okay, well then people seen. You don't know if you
bought it that day or twenty years ago.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
Did you read this whole thing? This is just the
kind of this is just the kind of internal debate
that I would have. I really identify with this guy.
He ends up wearing the Oasis T shirt to the concert.
Well he did the right thing, okay, but then he
got the end. He goes, I'll never do it again,
even though.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
We I'm gonna see Kansas and Jefferson Starship tonight. So
I'll let you guys know if I buy a shirt
and put it on while I'm there.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
All right, Yeah, okay, you're gonna take the defibrillator. Yeah,
they're not selling those. David Freiburg is damn near ninety,
is he really? Yeah, he's a great guy. Yeah, I
know he's still in the band as far as I know.
The Jefferson Starship that is. Now we're going to go
back to the sports desk where we see mister jeff

(48:29):
Fosky sitting in for Chick McGee. What's going on over there.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Unfortunately, a little sad news. You guys. Remember Lawyer Hill's sister, Jean, Yeah,
she just retired. Well she just died, Oh my god,
at one hundred and six. The university announced her death
on Thursday night. She became an international celebrity during the
team's twenty eighteen Final four run, and there was even

(48:54):
a bobblehead of her likeness. Unfortunately, she had to step
down because of some health issues. Sister Jean published a
memoir in twenty twenty three sharing her life lessons. Oh
she did six hundred and six years old. So the
memoirs really nice.

Speaker 8 (49:14):
But that'll teach your retire you know what.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Say, Yeah, you have nothing to live for. Oh, we
we know how you feel about it. Yeah, that's what
a wonderful lady. She was so awesome.

Speaker 8 (49:28):
Yeah, one hundred and six. That's that's a good run.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Yeah yeah, oh man, that's really something. And then we
have a world record seven hundred pull ups in an hour?

Speaker 8 (49:40):
Oh by a lady.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
An Australian police off officer has broken the GIVENUS world
record for the most pull ups in one hour. Female
Miss Jade Henderson, thirty two, completed seven hundred and thirty
three pull ups to beat the previous record of seven
hundred and twenty five that stood for nearly a decade.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
That's in an hour. How many have you done in
your lifetime? Way less? Do we have a picture of
this woman?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
We know if they were strict pull ups or kip
pull ups or was she able to cycle them?

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Was she doing it?

Speaker 11 (50:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Is it is? It? Is it risks out or riskin?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Girl risks out? Because that's a pull up.

Speaker 8 (50:20):
Yeah, a pull up, A pull up, A pull up me,
your palms are away from your face, A chin up,
your palms are towards your face. Yeah, ok right.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Did the R O. T. C Ever come to your
high school and they'd be like, oh, hop on here,
let's see how many pull ups you can do and
see if you should go in the army, And we're like, what,
I just want to T shirt get out of here.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
We called it the Spas Contest. Yeah, okay, is that
bad that?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Why would you call it that?

Speaker 8 (50:48):
Though they were it was. It was technically the all
around Athletic Contest. Yeah, and everyone had to go through
it every year my high school. Oh, everyone referred to
as the Spas contest? Weird? Is that is that word?
I don't mean to be mean. Here is that word?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Okay, I don't think it's it has the I mean, historically,
it's not. Okay, Nowadays, no one remembers how how pejorative
it was, so you're fine.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
Yeah, Well, I went to an all boys school and
pejorative was sort of the name of the game.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
You know.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
We had a guy that everyone preferred to. I can't
even say it though, do we have. That is we
lost Jason, our producer is not even in the building. Okay,
I he loves being where he's not. Nobody hates. Where
is he fixing the coffee machines? What's happening? There is

(51:44):
a photograph of this woman. She is nothing but sinew
and muscle. Oh yeah, okay, she is very muscular.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
And this is in Australia.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
You said, yeah, do they police officer? I wouldn't, would
like girls do? Then yeah they we liked. She is
a super bad ass.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Jason's back. Jason, sorry to Bob you. We were wondering you,
being the producer, if you would produce a picture of this.

Speaker 8 (52:17):
Uh, lady, lady, look at.

Speaker 13 (52:23):
Hey when you got a poop?

Speaker 6 (52:24):
You got a poop?

Speaker 8 (52:24):
Yeah. Uh, that's that's my getting me the finger. I
get it. I see what you're doing. That's our logo.
There we go. Okay, now, uh your thoughts miss Hooker
on this woman.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
I'm feeling something. Yeah, she's uh she's very muscular, got
that v shape rocking?

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Yeah. The bra, the bra seems the bra seems unnecessary.
There's there's there's nothing.

Speaker 13 (52:58):
There in fairness.

Speaker 8 (53:00):
Yeah, right, do they the Guinness people test for steroids.

Speaker 11 (53:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (53:07):
I don't know what maybe they're maybe there's there's nothing.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
I don't look at her and say and see steroids.

Speaker 13 (53:12):
No, that's that's a woman who has worked.

Speaker 8 (53:14):
Really hard, exactly, you think, Yeah, for sure, I don't
know those those biceps look No, yeah, they look exactly.
I don't know. Is that possible? Would you go to
a gym? Don't you see women like? Not like that?

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Okay, she looks like you don't go to the gym's
I go like, okay.

Speaker 8 (53:35):
In any event, congratulations, ma'am, we're going to move forward.
That's quite a feat. Yeah. Now coming up we have
this is something I think will interest you a lot. Josh,
have you ever heard of high bristophelia. I don't know
what that is. It's the attraction of a woman to
a male criminal.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Oh interesting, that's okay, Yeah, that's that's a quite phenomenon here.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Yeah. Yeah, and it's uh, there's an interesting twist to
it that I'm quite excited to pass along to all
of you. Right now. I'm going to pass along some
information you've been hearing about annuities on this show. I
didn't even know what an annuity was. Then I found
out about the Silac insurance company. Annuities are all about
having money when you retire and having that money coming

(54:21):
in on a regular basis. So here in the Bob
and Tom Show, we'd like to educate you a little more.
We're gonna call this the let's see what should we
call it today? Since it's three questions, the the three hooker.
The three hooker sounds like some kind of a scoring move.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Maybe we go with my first name on this one.

Speaker 8 (54:42):
Okay, okay, it's welcome to ask Jessica. Now here's how
it goes. I want to browse and read about the
SILAC annuity options. What is the Silac insurance Company's website address?

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Oh, Tom, that's easy. It's silacions dot com. That's s
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a twenty percent bonus by going from a four oh
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out information about that?

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Speaker 8 (55:15):
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(55:44):
the Silac Insurance Company. They, of course, are responsible for
that thing over there, the SILAC Insurance news desk. When
we come back, why do ladies fall in love with
bad guys? Real bad guys? Also not great news from
the world of flying cars. Oh yeah, set back, Yes,
the guilty party gravity. When we returned to the O'Reilly

(56:07):
Auto Parts studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Hey you found us the Bob and Tom Show. We
are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where we
can often be found happily, yes, having fun, giggling like
Jeff Hooker is at the Sielic Insurance Company news there.

Speaker 8 (56:27):
You knows that Josh when he tries these had lips,
he has to pause and read get himself back on
the tracks.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
I appreciate it. We can have a breath, we can
take a breath.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
You're advocatie thinking while talking, you know, you know I'm
a post to that.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
I'm not familiar with it.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
There's Jeff fossk Yes, he's Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold, and
there's Tom.

Speaker 8 (56:48):
Now. I've been very concerned about my Halloween candy giveaway.
I think I want to get these the old wax
little mini bottles. You like it, uh, And you guys
think they're terrible, but I think they're so cool. And
then candy cigarettes, Okay, and then you put them in
a little bag, and then and you put in a
couple of real candy bars, and then maybe some chick
let's just some throwback stuff.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
How about some Necho wafers. Those were awful. I loved
them really well. I'm a big I liked the host
the communion at church, and so we would play church
with the Neco wafers.

Speaker 8 (57:23):
Okay, yeah they were they were tasteless. They tasted like chalk, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Yeah, this candy cigarettes kind of do. Yeah, yez Pez
has a sweetness to it.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
But Pez. The cool thing is the delivery. I love
the Pez dispenser, but not a great candy. But yeah, fine,
but it's all. It's that, that's all about the journey.
Absolutely got this nice letter here, Dear Bob and Tom Show.
One of our neighbors dads worked for the Wonderbread Company. Wow.
Every year they gave out mini ature loaves of Wonderbread.
They came in the exact same packaging as the regular loaves.

(57:58):
We thought it was so cool. On the other head,
if they just handed out slices of Wonderbread, we would
have egged their cool. That is that?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
That's fun?

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Yeah, well now we know you're better off eating candy.
We had one house that did full sized candy bars,
and that was the first house everyone went. There'd be
a line down the driveway. We but man, we loaded up.
I mean just it was every house. We probably hit

(58:30):
eighty houses. It was just would you do the come
home and change costumes and go back out again?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
No?

Speaker 8 (58:37):
No, oh yeah we get more candy. Oh yeah, no, yeah,
you doubled that. His ghost just became a pirate and
I'm about to go back and become a cowboy.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
We didn't have to.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
I mean, our our neighborhoods were so vast and connecting
that U we yeah, you just didn't have to. It
was it was packed packed.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
Now did you do the exchange and it was all over.
You get back with the three year buddies. You put
them down on the living room floor. My brothers and
you exchange. What did you get rid of? I know
I would always get rid of good and plenty, the
worst candy ever made, it.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Would get rid of.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
I was never a Gummies or a Smarties, or a
Spreeze or a Skittles, anything like that, I would get rid.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
Were you allowed to eat the loose candy corn? Yes?

Speaker 5 (59:17):
I don't think we often did. I think it was
one of those things we'd have one or two and go,
oh yeah, we don't really like that. But every year
we still have.

Speaker 8 (59:23):
And what's the secret to eating candy corn?

Speaker 6 (59:25):
Now you eat it with salted peanuts, and it tastes
like a paid egy.

Speaker 8 (59:29):
It really is tasty.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
It is good.

Speaker 13 (59:30):
We just got some at home, that's very good.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
Or a friend of mine who was actually a qualified
licensed physician, would go to the movie theater and get
those dots yeah, which are essentially gummies, right yeah, and
he would put them in his popcorn. Okay, he wasn't
an orthodontist, No, he was a surgeon. For at the
end they probably had to go in there and take

(59:52):
got a big wad of gohol.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Norman Baits liked his candy corn if you remember that.

Speaker 8 (59:57):
He was always a little bag, Norman Bates criminal. It's
actually gonna lead to a story we have coming up
about the ladies that a woo, these murderers, et cetera,
et cetera. Yeah, it's an interesting story. Are we done
with sports?

Speaker 12 (01:00:13):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
We are so done. Okay, I do have uh, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
There's something that just brought up earlier, A saying a credo,
if you will, from her past regarding the growth of
one's bosom.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Yes, oh you you were doing that that quote? What
was it again?

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
I must, I must, I must increase my bus.

Speaker 8 (01:00:35):
And that's from uh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
I definitely know. It's in a Judy Bloom book. Yes,
are you there, God, it's me.

Speaker 8 (01:00:40):
There's an exercise you do what to do that?

Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:00:42):
I think in the in Greece they do something like
that where they're they're.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
The brush of brush of brushia things.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
It might it's that scene.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Yeah, she does bob. Yeah, and so you're thrusting your
elbows back at shoulder level. Yeah, I'm actually And then
pushing your arms together.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
I'm flexing my chest as I put my poems together
and making that motion.

Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Then you stand up and did that. We'd get some
really good numbers on YouTube, especially if osgay goes it's
working are getting bigger.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Nancy writes in She says, I'm sixty six and we
were reciting it when I was in high school. She says,
there's more to sure, there's more to the poem. It's
actually a limerick. We must, we must, we must increase
the bust, the bigger, the better, the tighter, the sweater.
The boys are depending on us.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
That is wonderful. What's her name again, Nancy? Nancy write
us back, Nancy, have you ever heard of the word falsies?
No one here had ever heard had ever heard it
but me. And there's some famous movie scene where some
woman removes her bra and the two big falses fall out.

(01:01:51):
Is that animal house? I forget which one it is.
But we have another letter involving mister Roski's tattoos. Oh perfect,
Now you mentioned that you have quite a few. Actually, yeah,
and one of them is really cool on one of
them is a special tribute I think is really great.
But your first one. What was it again?

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
My very first one was a snake and with a
rose with a snake around it on my chest. Yeah,
when I was eighteen.

Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
Was that done in the guy's garage?

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
No, that one was actually done at a tattoo shop.

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
That's the way to get her to get a tattoo,
go to a pro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
I was eighteen and I went to like the only
place I knew, which back then was filled with bikers. Sure,
and so my little scrawnie, let's say, and the tattoo
artist would do this thing like every thirty or forty
five seconds where you go, it'd be going and they go, ooh,
I can fix that, and they thought it was I

(01:02:50):
bet yeah, And so I got that. And then I
got a skull, half skull, half smiley face, like the
yellow smiley face on my shoulder about a year later,
and uh is it the have a nice day smiley face,
but part of it's like skin, So you see skull. Yes,
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:03:11):
Yeah. Uh you could have had that, put it a
piece of paper and put in your wallet and then
you want to see it. You can probably look at that. Yeah.
So then I got it all the way for my
wife and then I got the dolphin for your first
wife or second one for my first wife, and then
that's that's now been turned into something else. Yeah, now
it's just a big block of black.

Speaker 14 (01:03:31):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
You also said that this comes to us from Evan.
He writes based on Jeff Oski's Dolphin and Libra tattoos.
What sorority did you look at? Thank you, Evan, Sirvan,
You're so right, thank you. I want to see some
cool biker tattoos. There's a TV show called Task I

(01:03:52):
think it's on HBO that I'm watch him. They've got
some they there's a biker gang involved in the tatoos
are great? Yeah? Mine?

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Or not?

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
When they when they I'll have to ask Drew Powell
when they do those? When actors do that? Do they
have to paint the tattoos on every day or do
they do those?

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
I mean you kind of hope it would last three weeks? Yeah, yeah,
well they have those temporary tattoos. Do last like three
or four weeks? I would assume that's what they do.

Speaker 14 (01:04:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
Well, I remember reading a new story last year at
one of the big festivals. I forget if it was Lollapaloosa.
One of them had a booth that was that was
doing temporary tattoos. Did you just read this story? And
a year later they none of them have come off.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
What Yeah, Jeff probably knows this. That's popular receptions now,
wedding receptions as they'll have a tattoo artist come in
and do tiny tattoos on whoever wants tattoos. Holy wedding reception. Yeah, wow,
I caught the bouquet appatitis that is, I mean like

(01:05:05):
real needle tattoo.

Speaker 8 (01:05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
I always got excited when there was a photo booth.
Ye Spike is sitting there.

Speaker 8 (01:05:14):
And for the fifth five thousandth time, when we were
doing our show in Louisville one day, one of the
ladies that was present was had a tattoo removal business.
And I've mentioned this several times. She said, the one
they removed the most and the most painful is the
wedding ring tattoo where a couple will get they'll get
it tatted on, and then when things go south.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
It is the most painful area.

Speaker 8 (01:05:36):
To return to a couple of stories, I got this
this letter here sad to hear about Sister Jean. Yes,
Sister Jean is the was the Loyola mascot. She retired
a few months ago, and sadly she's gone. This person rights,
I look at it this way. Sister Jean has entered
the transfer portal to heaven. That's great, okay. I think

(01:05:57):
she's partying with Ozzie all right, maybe getting to mend
his way. I speak to you, sir, dear Bob and
Tom Show, especially Jess Hooker, longtime listener. You guys helped
me start my workday with a laugh. I want to
especially recognize Jess for her awesome attempt at her Latin accent.

(01:06:22):
By the way, my name is Tammy, which makes it
even more important to me. Thanks for all you do.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
Well, thank you to say hello to Tammy and said
in fashion yours it's probably better now.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
Yeah, she don't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
I don't. I don't think so. I don't think it's better.
And why you guys don't let Tom do accents? Why
would you want me to do one?

Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
Yeah? Why do we think that is a good question? Again?
Why do we think you would not get this was?
This was the first time you were ever on the air.
You were working with Tammy Pescatelli. Yeah, with a script.
I believe Dean was producing this and you were asked
to do a apparently a was this supposed to be
a Latin? Yes? Once again?

Speaker 12 (01:07:05):
Here it is, Hi Tammy, how are things in the
produce department today?

Speaker 6 (01:07:09):
To be honest, Maria, I'm.

Speaker 13 (01:07:10):
Not feeling well?

Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
Now you see, Tammy really sells it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
She didn't have to do an accent.

Speaker 8 (01:07:16):
Wells on performance.

Speaker 12 (01:07:20):
I'm sorry to hear that. Are you seek?

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
That's the great part? Are you seek? With the request
is to hear the whole piece?

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
No, it's not.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Do I have to hand this dace again? Okay, here
we go. This is uh the debut of Jess Hooker
on the Bob and Tom program.

Speaker 12 (01:07:40):
Hi, Tammy, how are things in the product department today?

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
To be honest, Maria, I'm not feeling well.

Speaker 12 (01:07:46):
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you seek?

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Actually I'm constipated.

Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
Constipation. It's a terrible feeling.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
But don't take those nasty tasting laxatives or drink those
fewtre fiber drinks. Now, thanks to Roberto Tomas Foolish, you
can become a regular what enjoying it tastes?

Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
This snack?

Speaker 12 (01:08:09):
Here's something you should try, Tammy.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
A tortilla chip.

Speaker 13 (01:08:12):
I don't think so, Maria. I'm not really feeling very hungry.

Speaker 12 (01:08:16):
Oh but this is a different snack chip, Tammy. It
for amost regularity.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
What are they called cheitos? Cheito's.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
That's right, Cheetos and Chitos can have you back to
feeling like your normal self again within ours. Eat a
handful before going to bed and let Chetos work their
magic overnight.

Speaker 12 (01:08:39):
Feeling better today, Tammy, I sure am, thanks to you
and Chetos if they work, don't they do they?

Speaker 11 (01:08:45):
Ever?

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
Chetos taste great and works fast. I had a few
more in the way out of the house this morning.

Speaker 11 (01:08:50):
And oops, clean a.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
Chitos, the snack chip that relieves constipation. Cheetos in three
great flavors, including cool stool cut, the nacho cheese, and
of course very regulars today.

Speaker 8 (01:09:13):
Can you go there's a little bit of a Cheetos. See.
I can't be my accent is at all offensive because
you can't tell what Yes, here, that is an esperanto isracula? Yeah, Italian?

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
I thought I heard some.

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
Dracula maybe esperanto accent. I'm I'm not sure what that is? Okay,
what's coming up in the world?

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
It is?

Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
You know, we have this thing about ladies who fall
in love with murderers.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
We do have that story.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Can you explain that? Do you have any bad boy
sort of Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
Man, you know what, if I did have to say one,
it would be like Charlie Sheen, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Okay, Yeah, that would be my go to a misbehavior
as opposed to a murderer.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Yes, but they're they're I mean, I've I've seen it
online where women will see a guy's mugshot and then
they start sending them letters and they're panties and all
kinds of things to jail.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
I follow a page called mug Shoties. Yeah, and it's
hot girls smugshots.

Speaker 8 (01:10:14):
I have seen some of those.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
Yeah, funny.

Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
Yeah, do you ever write them letters? No, send pictures
your tattoos? But mugs? Is it mug shoties and hotties
are shorties?

Speaker 13 (01:10:26):
Shorties?

Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
I thought it was kind of a shortiest thing to mugs.

Speaker 8 (01:10:29):
Yeah, yeah, it is.

Speaker 13 (01:10:30):
It's like shorties.

Speaker 14 (01:10:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
Yeah. Does anybody have a tattoo of their mugshot? Oh?
Maybe you're going there for Godwin, It isn't you know what.

Speaker 13 (01:10:42):
It's not a bad picture of them, to be honest,
it is.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
They're way worse mugshots. I'll get a tattoo of Godwin's
mugshot on me. That'd be fun. I'm just waiting for
you to open your wallet.

Speaker 8 (01:10:56):
I've got a guy. I can get that. I can
get that well. When we come back, we're going to
find out about the girls that want to hook up
with very very bad guys. And we're also going to
talk with Willie g Son number two. He is going
to be in Peoria at the Jukebox Comedy Club tonight

(01:11:17):
at tomorrow with Colin Hunger. Also Greg Morton if you
heard Greg yesterday, terrific guest. Of course, he's going to
be in Greenwood, Indiana tonight at the Events Center and
then tomorrow night in tear a Hoe, Indiana at the
Zora Shrine. We're coming right back to the Rally Auto
Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:11:34):
I want to share something, Send us an email Bob
and bobintom dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
Art Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker is sitting at
the Silin Insurance Company news desk. Hello, Jeff Oske is there,
Hey man, I think he has a special treat for us.
Later on, there's Ays Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold Tom Happy
day to you, sir.

Speaker 8 (01:12:01):
Thank you. I'm plotting my Halloween stuff right now.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Oh good, isn't it fun to plan? I think I'm going.
I'm going nerd ropes again. Those were huge, lash good.
Those are great.

Speaker 8 (01:12:11):
Yeah, I wanna do something special. I like the little
bags full of different candy, and I'll ask Kelly if
she she'll let me do the candy cigarettes and the
and the little pop bottles full of that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Don't ask permission, you ask forgiveness.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
And then you like, how about those sticks full of
what is essentially some kind of hyper sugar, like it's
got more sugar than sugar pictures? Yeah, those are great
fun dips?

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Fun.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
I always liked the stick way more than the powder.
Me too delicious.

Speaker 8 (01:12:38):
The fun dips were cool.

Speaker 13 (01:12:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
Now what was your favorite to get when you would
trigger treat? Like, what was the killer candy that you were.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
I liked the wax because it was one of those
things you never got. You never went to the store
and got the wax. Little coke bottles full of that
syrupy junk. Yeah, it was just fun to give a
chance to try some weird stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
I didn't know you were just supposed to bite the
top off and drink the stuff out. I would just
eat them the first time I had when I learned that, Yes, wow.

Speaker 8 (01:13:07):
That had to be an interesting fecal event.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
Hate him to him, Oh but you chose to I didn't.
I just found out today that you weren't supposed to
eat the whole thing. Oh wow, probably good for your
digestive system. I was a real dummy. It slides right out.
Crapping candles, I saw them open for.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
I was just going to say, I saw them at
Bono open for the Dave Matthews band, crapping candles and
they got their lead singer back. Yeah. We're currently building
a trellis for my front door. Is that right? And
then Amy is going to be spray painting like forty
little mini skeletons. Yeah, so the skeletons are going to

(01:13:55):
be on the trellis.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Yeah, that's fun. It's called a porch scape. Oh really, Yes,
I didn't even know about porch escaping.

Speaker 8 (01:14:03):
Oh cool.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
Yeah, it's when you landscape your porch.

Speaker 8 (01:14:06):
It's called and then we've got the witches. Witches. Oh, sorry,
we've got we've got the witches up already. But yeah,
then I want to get some of those portable lights
so that the porch escape, as you described it will
be eerily lit. Yeah, that'll be good.

Speaker 6 (01:14:20):
That'll be fun.

Speaker 8 (01:14:20):
Good to the dry ice so it gets the fog.
That sounds complicated, So the answer is yes, that's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
So do people come up to your porch and into
your home for trick or treating or do you guys
set up in the driveway.

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
No, they can come in. Last year it got was
it last year that I got real cold? Yes? And
I ended up with forty strangers having a cocktail party
at my house.

Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
That's fun.

Speaker 8 (01:14:44):
Oh sounds that was great. We had cookies and I
opened up the bar. I had no idea who these.

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
People were a good way to beat your neighbors.

Speaker 8 (01:14:56):
Uh yeah that In fact, in my old neighborhood, that
was the only time I ever meet my neighbors. And
it was What was really cool was where I used
to live a lot of the houses were very old. Yes,
well my old house was built in nineteen twenty four,
So it was really cool to go in these really
cool old houses. Yeah, and try to figure out a

(01:15:17):
way to not just check out the vestibule of the lobby. Yeah. Yeah,
don't you think as an adult it's fun to go
in someone else's house and look around.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
They do. They do tours of certain parts of our
town here where you can look at different homes and stuff,
and I think it's fun. It'll inspire different decorating or
paint colors.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:40):
Now, did you ever do the thing where you put
the speaker outside with the scary music?

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
I always have music going, Yeah, but I don't get
too scary because there are a lot of little kids
in there. But you know the Ghostbusters on Nonster Mash, Yeah,
that's on there, time warp and yeah, a few other things.

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
That's good. Did you when you were you know, you
had three brothers. Yeah, did you guys plot out because
you said you'd do it to like ninety houses? Did
you plot out a root like you were planning D
Day with Eisenhollow.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
We would typically, and there would also be our neighbor buddies,
so and sometimes we would split up, like Jeff, my
older brother, would go with his buddies and then yeah, uh,
maybe John and I want you know, and yeah, So
we always had routes planned. Yeah, and then we just
tried to see how far we could get. And occasionally
we'd have to check in with the parents because it

(01:16:30):
felt like it was like a three four hour thing. Yeah,
and I mean there were kids. It was just every house,
the sidewalks were packed. It was My memories of Halloween
are so wonderful. Yeah, and I still remember the one
guy the one year in Hardwick Road that had the
hot dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
It was like you'd be walking down my street or
you're walking down Wimbledon and someone would go hot dogs
Hardwick right by Green Road. What everyone would turn around
and go over there.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
And this was regional because I remember mentioning this on
the air and you all thought. You looked at me
like I was absolutely nuts. We had to tell a joke,
you had to have you had a Halloween joke, and
so when you would show up to get candy, they
would say, what's your joke? And you had to tell
your joke to get a treat.

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
I've never heard of anything like that. Everyone in Saint
Louis that's what you did, So I can't believe it.
Didn't make its way out to can you imagine little
John Fox joke? Two firefighters smoke child room, where's the boot?

(01:17:34):
So yeah, I was always, hey, do you have your
joke ready? Yeah? Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Do you remember any of your jokes? They were No,
I don't. They were typically Halloween themed or something like that.
But and so now I asked my nieces and nephews,
what do you have your joke ready?

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
And I make them tell me over the phone. If
I don't see, that's great.

Speaker 6 (01:17:51):
And rewrite.

Speaker 8 (01:17:55):
For well. I would love to if those listening would
send us a Halloween candy cogestions. Yeah, but I think
I'm gonna go online and buy these, the little mini bottles.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
You know it's still wildly popular. Ring pops.

Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
Yeah those.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Every kid loves a ring pop.

Speaker 8 (01:18:12):
And we saw the list. The number one was Reese's
Peanut butter cups, So throw those in two. But have
some interesting and exotic things, but have some seasonal.

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
Make sure that your Reese's reces are Halloween ones seasonal, Yeah,
because you don't want old ones.

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
Yeah, I don't buy this. I've never understood what Chick's
talking about when he says this.

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
Next time, I get what I'm bringing it to you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
An old rep and I bet it's still better than
most things on the on earth.

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
It's no, it's not. It's dusty. There's a film it's different.

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeahs it's all part of it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:45):
Right. Well, now I'm speaking of scary things and Halloween
and stuff. This is a really interesting article about how
certain women are attracted to criminals. And uh, there's an
interesting component this. We have time, I think to do this, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
A new study has found a link between TikTok content
and a woman's sexual attraction to criminals. The attraction is
known as high bristophelia.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
High bristophelia bris, which, by the way, it sounds like
you'd be someone who gets turned down watching circumcisions.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
He's got hy bristophelia. I gotta go to the brisk
Let's not invite your cousin anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:19:32):
Researchers say that it might be emerging in younger generations
through digital platforms. Researchers examined videos and comments that glorified
or romanticized criminals, both real and fictional, and found that
women minimize the severity of crimes committed by individuals who
are considered conventionally attracted.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
This is this you're this apter. We've seen this a
couple times, majorly in the last This.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
Is the Menendez brother's phenomenon. And Luigi. Yes, that ahole's name.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
Yeah, whatever his name is.

Speaker 8 (01:20:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
The study noted that attraction toward actors who portrayed infamous criminals,
such as Zach Efron playing Ted Bundy or Evan Peters
playing Jeffrey Dahmer, was often transferred to the real life offenders.

Speaker 8 (01:20:17):
Yeah, and obviously Zach Effron incredibly handsome man, Yes, Ted Bundy, Ted,
Ted Bundy was absolutely handsome.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
You think so, that was part of the whole thing. Yes, Yeah,
that's how he got away with it. Yeah, but he
but not Zach Effron, No, no, not that level.

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
Videos tended to glorify themes of loyalty, where violent actions
were framed as expressions of deep devotion.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
Yes, he really cares if he's going to go to that,
this is awful.

Speaker 8 (01:20:47):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
The analysis also highlighted a belief that love could reform
a lawbreaker, a theme that researchers call I can fix him.

Speaker 8 (01:20:58):
Yes, yes, a lot of these guys on death row.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Yeah, Yes, that's A very common type of account on
TikTok is they fall in love with an offender and
then they marry them while they're in prison, and they
basically go through what their life is and when he
gets out and she picks him up, it's it's.

Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
Insane and isn't one of the Menindo's brothers.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
I think they have many fans that send them yeah
love letters and they blew off.

Speaker 8 (01:21:32):
Their parents' heads with a shotgun. Okay, I can fix them. Okay,
good to know. Coming up, we have an interesting remedy
if you're having back pain that involves swallowing frogs. We
have ah. I guess the only word is a testical
attack in the Buckeye State. The phrase testicle clearly exposed

(01:21:56):
is in the story, so we'll certainly look forward to
finding out how that comes out. We are in the
o'rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:22:03):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Should catch any part of the show you missed later
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Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
All coming up, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show,
live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto
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and service you need fast from the professional parts people
at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Good folks. There's Jess Hooker at
the Silik Insurance Company news desk. Hello Jeff Oske. There, Yes, sir,

(01:22:33):
who just told us that he would not date Eileen
Warenos no female serial killer creating the movie Monster. Oh,
I think that's a wise decision. There's as Okay, I
am Josh Arnold. There's Tom although portrayed by Charlie's Thereren.
But no, no, she looks like Eileen in that movie.

Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
Doesn't she. Now? We were discussing this because we had
a a news article about women who fall in love
with criminals on death row, et cetera, et cetera. High Bristophelia, Hi, Bristophelia.
How about that? Now, on a much lighter note, dear
Bob and Tom, I learned what karma was trick or treating.

(01:23:20):
A house had a note on the door reading we
couldn't be home Happy Halloween. Take one and leave the
rest for others. It was a big glass bowl full
of candy. This guy dumped the entire bowl of candy
into his bag and then threw the bowl into the street,
shattering glass all over. Oh man, a few streets over.
Some older boys who didn't like this guy in the

(01:23:43):
first place, took all his candy, with the exception of
an apple that they smashed on his head. That's how
I learned what Karen, Well, thank you for the letter.
I certainly appreciate these letters. We also heard again from Nancy,
who had written earlier. Nancy with a smiling face, Nancy, Yeah,
she writes, Yes, Tom, I am aware of falsees. Okay,

(01:24:06):
once again she sent us the poem that begins, how
does it begin? Again?

Speaker 6 (01:24:11):
I must, I must, I must increase my bust.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
The bigger, the better, the tighter, the sweater the boys
are depending on.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Us, which apparently is a classic poem. Yeah, right up
there with whose source this is? I think I know
a little bit of Robert Frost. I'm not sure who
wrote that great poem, but I was wondering if she
grew up and it heard of falsies, which apparently what
do they call them now?

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
Cutlets wolf chicken cutlets. Yeah, I don't I don't know
what the name is for them now.

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
So if you if you go into a store, where
do they sell they sold a drug stores. They fake
they you know what?

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
They do have a version at the drug store, they do,
but you would go and get them where you would
get your underclothes, your brawls and your underpants.

Speaker 8 (01:24:56):
So are they on a rack? No?

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
They usually in.

Speaker 13 (01:25:01):
Like a plastic container like uh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
They're called inserts according to most things. Yeah, you have yours?

Speaker 8 (01:25:10):
Do they give? Do they get size them with?

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:25:14):
A number system?

Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
I mean the same I think a cup B cup
it would be it would be that.

Speaker 13 (01:25:20):
Different flesh tones, yes, yeah, different flesh tones.

Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
But do they have fun names like hubba hubba?

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Well, here we'll find out the best silicone bra inserts.
We'll see what some of these names are. Nudewere although
it's pronounced are, it's spelled nudwere and udwaar. Have you
ever used these gests? Just for because don't some women
use them? Even maybe I'm I could be way wrong here.

(01:25:48):
I probably am to help keep dresses up and things
when they're not wearing a bra or something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
Yes, there are. So there are some that have a
sticky ad heat and you would take it off and
you and you lift your you lift your breast and
you put the adhesive on there and then it's like
a almost like an ace bandage. You can pull it
up because if you have a low cut dress that
cuts down to your belly button, you don't want to
see a brawl in the middle. So you have these
adhesive ones that'll lift it up. But they basically like

(01:26:19):
strap onto your shoulders with sticky tape and hold everything.

Speaker 8 (01:26:23):
Up like wow, can you move?

Speaker 11 (01:26:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:26:26):
Can you dance like at a reception?

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
You can?

Speaker 13 (01:26:29):
But you I don't recommend it in the warmer months.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
You know, one loose and then you got a hanger, and.

Speaker 6 (01:26:38):
Then you got to te's right here.

Speaker 8 (01:26:40):
Yeah. Well, we were discussing this because before the show began,
for some reason, Miss Hooker was reciting the pem offer
and I walk in and hear that, did your mother
or sister have falsees anywhere in the house? Not to
my knowledge?

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
Would you have played with them? It seems fair.

Speaker 8 (01:26:56):
I think I would have slept with them. Well, I'm
perhaps gone steady with them, but as I recall, no,
I don't remember ever finding any.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
Shoulder pads could make uh a poor man's falsey? Yes, yeah,
wouldn't they We would, actually we would kind of.

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
Oh, I'm a girl really.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
While he was roller skating in his basement. Yeah, my
dad's just calling the army. Can I get back in please?
I'll take a third tour, please.

Speaker 8 (01:27:31):
Yeah, send me anywhere. I know we're out of Vietnam anyway,
Anything else going on? Any action in the bullets. Let's
go back over to the SILI Insurance news desk. Jess Cooker,
Jess Hooker, excuse me, Jess Hooker is sitting in for
Christy Lee, who's over in England. Right now? What do
you got just?

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
An octogenarian from China was hospitalized after eating eight live frogs.
The eighty two year old had been suffering from a
herniated disk and had heard of the folk remedy that
live frogs could help relieve pain.

Speaker 8 (01:28:01):
Is that right?

Speaker 13 (01:28:02):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
After swallowing the frogs, she developed severe abdominal pain and
was taking the hung Joe the hospital.

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
Yeah, well you've probably seen me in all Hands on Dick.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
Their doctors determine the woman had a parasitic infection.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
Right now, what worldwide virus or we all.

Speaker 6 (01:28:25):
Get She was treated for two weeks before she was
discharged from the hospital.

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
Hmmm, Well, apparently she's still feeling a little jumpy. She's
lucky she didn't croak.

Speaker 8 (01:28:39):
Advil tadpole. They sound the same. Now. I was trying
to think of something the other day, speaking of of
of things that from China? Is that the origin of general?
Do you pronounce it? So? Yeah? I say so. That's
why I pronounced, because I was wander together. Any other

(01:29:01):
military that you got Colonel Sanders Chicken, I had a colonel?

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
You got it?

Speaker 8 (01:29:05):
You got a general? Any other military designations for food?
I was thinking maybe captain Morgan, but that's booze captain,
uh crunch, Oh there you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Go, cats and cappin. Really okay, technically, what was the
off brand of that? Wasn't it like admiral? Admiral's there
was a generic version of captain. Yes, yeah, it was
admiral something. And it came in a bag, like it

(01:29:39):
didn't even come in a box.

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
Yeah, all the off brand cereal came in a bag.

Speaker 8 (01:29:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Oh yeah, down on the bottom shelf of the aisles.

Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
Oh wow, I never experienced that. It wasn't in your
eye line. I kept that down. But when I saw
this article, I looked up some other outrageous cures. Oh no,
obviously this is an old Chinese thing swallowing frogs, which
is obviously could kill you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Go ahead and offeo.

Speaker 8 (01:30:11):
Have you ever heard of this one? Early American settlers
had some strange notions when it came to curing acne. Okay,
you don't think about someone having zits in seventeen seventy six,
but of course they did. One called for applying human
urine to your face, or to bathe in a bathtub

(01:30:36):
of urine for your pimpled skin, a full tub. Yeah.
How about this one? Cutting the lining from a chicken
gizzard to cure diarrhea, Let it dry, put it in
boiling water to make tea. Oh my gosh, chicken gizzard
tea that would taste terror.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
No thing.

Speaker 8 (01:30:59):
Have you ever heard this one? Dirty socks cure sore throats?

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Oh, come on.

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
I have to admit. When my kids were little and
they were sick, we would cut an onion in half
and put the the the fresh cut side of the
onion up against their feet, and that's how they would see.

Speaker 8 (01:31:17):
Of course, Greg Warren did that for a while. Yeah, yes, yeah,
it's still out there.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
Yeah it works.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
When I said Greg Warren did that for a while,
I mean like six years ago. Oh yeah, yeah, you apply.

Speaker 8 (01:31:29):
What to your feet?

Speaker 13 (01:31:30):
Fresh cut onion?

Speaker 8 (01:31:31):
Okay, this says this is another one for the sore throat.
Is apply salt haring to the soles of your feet?
Is salt herring? Is that that fish?

Speaker 12 (01:31:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:31:42):
Geez.

Speaker 8 (01:31:43):
So did the union thing work? I've seen.

Speaker 13 (01:31:45):
Yeah, but we did a number of other things too,
like we would the kids would have.

Speaker 8 (01:31:49):
Does it like the onion come out black?

Speaker 5 (01:31:51):
Yeah, it's like the next day or something.

Speaker 6 (01:31:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:31:54):
It's drops of urine in an earache.

Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
I've heard that. And I've heard cigarette smoke in your
ear for an.

Speaker 8 (01:32:01):
Earache, or stuff a painful ear with a moist wad
of chewing tobacco or blows smoke into the ear. Isn't
garlic oil considered?

Speaker 13 (01:32:13):
Like I ferment full clothes of garlic.

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
I'm gonna regret saying this. And I know which in honey.

Speaker 13 (01:32:20):
And that's another thing.

Speaker 6 (01:32:21):
As soon as the kids feel sick or we feel sick,
you chew on a honey garlic clove.

Speaker 8 (01:32:25):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
At least it's going to keep other people away. They
won't be contained.

Speaker 8 (01:32:29):
Here we go, it's right here. An old traditional memory
booster calls for dipping garlic, clothes and chocolate and eating
one to three of them a day. Man. Yeah, you're
you're right on for this. I don't know if I
do any of this, you guys, I mean, obviously, ess.

Speaker 6 (01:32:45):
We still do it. My kids have never had strep throat,
they've never had ear infections.

Speaker 13 (01:32:49):
They've they've they've been very healthy kids.

Speaker 8 (01:32:52):
Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:32:54):
I know, it is amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:32:56):
This one North Carol linean folk remedy for a bad back. Okay,
lie down and when you hear the call of a
whipper will roll over three times. Oh wow, pretty nutty.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
What if it worked so well and then we all
just it didn't happen for forty years. Then somebody read
a journal and went, well that's quackery, and now we're
just not doing it.

Speaker 13 (01:33:23):
But most effective treatment.

Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
Here we go. Turpentine. Apply it to your shingles. Oh
h yeah, yikes.

Speaker 15 (01:33:35):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
Iodyne on the throat when you have a sore throat,
that's one on the outside. Yep, on the outside.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
I have seen that, I've seen.

Speaker 8 (01:33:42):
Yeah, okay, this was this one's grossing me out. If
you have a cold sore on your lip, poop on it.
Apply ear apply earwax aw man. Yeah, okay, I bet enough,
I bet enough. Now, what's coming up in.

Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
The news, Uh flying cars, except they're not doing much flying.
Would you want to know what your dog was saying?

Speaker 8 (01:34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:34:04):
Yeah, And.

Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
A lady goes goes ham on a guy scrowed them guys,
it's uh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
And we'll also find out what goes ham means. Oh sorry, no, no,
I look forward to it.

Speaker 6 (01:34:18):
Oh I definitely can't say it on the radio.

Speaker 8 (01:34:20):
Oh okay, well we will find out.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
I have no idea either ham yeah, go all right,
So a lady can go ham on something, anybody blake?

Speaker 13 (01:34:33):
Okay, yeah, you can go ham on anything.

Speaker 8 (01:34:36):
Okay, I want to find out exactly why. Okay, right now,
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(01:34:58):
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(01:36:04):
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that stuff. Coming up. We have going ham on, going
ham on a testicle. I really don't know what that means.

(01:36:25):
We are in the Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
Hey there, Bob and Tom Show. Here live from the
Orally Auto Parts Studios. Who the hell are you? Jess
Hooker is sitting at the silik.

Speaker 8 (01:36:40):
Hilarious. There's Jeff Oskin, Hey, Cosby's there. I'm Josh Arnold.
There's Tom Oh, well, sorry, what that is? ZiT inside
my nose? Never fun? And it's finally almost got me.
I really I wanted to go to some kind of
a surgeon, and I remember it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
I had horrible acne growing up, and I remember at
like sixteen, being I can't wait till I become an
adult so I never have to deal with a pimbolling.

Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
No, no, that for the rest of your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no matter who you are, everybody gets can you mention?
And the president is late to the news conference apparently
he has a ZiT.

Speaker 5 (01:37:21):
Yeah, the one right on the that rim of your
nose'llar you up.

Speaker 8 (01:37:26):
That's really paid in And even I'm sorry, I believe
it's now time. Are we going to do the Bob
and Tom players. You guys are not familiar with this script?
Because yes, and I think uh Jason has taking the
time of trouble to designate a part for all of them.

Speaker 6 (01:37:42):
Don't don't give me one.

Speaker 8 (01:37:43):
We we do need someone. We do need someone to
portray a little boy. So who is that you want
to have? You want to have double a?

Speaker 12 (01:37:53):
Do that?

Speaker 8 (01:37:54):
Okay? Okay? Good? Could we get our newest, newest uh
staff member? Uh we the Aaron is here with us
in the and he's gonna join it. And there we go,
young Aaron. He looks kind of like Jerry Garcia a
little bit. You want to say, Cherry Garcia, don't, I'm

(01:38:18):
ungrateful dead you've got the same kind of aviator glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Because I am ver.

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
You're a man of a certain size. I'm not being critical.
This is radio show him. Did you show him his lines. Okay,
this is you're portraying a little boy. Can you do
a little boy voice?

Speaker 11 (01:38:38):
I think so.

Speaker 8 (01:38:40):
That's very good. That's very good. And let's see, mister Roscy,
you'll be portraying the dad perfect and then a A
you are what's your actual name? Again?

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
You get the first two letters right every time?

Speaker 8 (01:38:54):
Okay? Uh? And then I'll be announcer one, Josh your
announcer two? All right? Okay, so hooker announcer three okay, yes,
and as I recall, announcer three doesn't really have a
lot no, which is fun. Okay, okay, very good, Okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Hey Dad, I'm so excited for a vacation. Where are
we going? A full break Disney World?

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
I'm sorry, Billy, but with prices the way they are
at Disney, we need to find someplace a little closer
and a lot cheaper.

Speaker 11 (01:39:27):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Jeez, you promise we could do something fun.

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
And we will, Billy, and we will, Billy. I'll think
of something we can afford. But what exactly?

Speaker 8 (01:39:39):
Hey, Dad and Billy. Don't let high prices keep a
single dad and his only son from hitting the road
and having the vacation of a lifetime. This fall, because
now you can visit a famous and beloved tourist destination
that is reasonably priced, close to home and fun for
the whole family. Hi, I'm Jake Fisthole, owner and O

(01:40:00):
of the world's largest ball of chest hair.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
That's right, Jake Fistthole was it. The world's largest ball
of chest hair. Stands twelve feet tall and is nearly
twenty feet around, and it's all chest hair, no pubes,
beard or head hair added for patting.

Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
What may surprise you most is just how beautiful it
truly is.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
I think it would surprise it changes.

Speaker 8 (01:40:27):
It changes colors in the rays of the setting sun,
just like the Grand Canyon. The Today Show's Matt Lauer
called it the single most fascinating such he'd ever seen.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
He used to stop by on the way to visit
one of his secret families. We drink to Keela on
the porch, try on two pays, and shoot at stray
cats and prairie dogs.

Speaker 8 (01:40:48):
And for some reason, Matt.

Speaker 5 (01:40:49):
Always smelled of candy corn, ky jelly and old spice.

Speaker 6 (01:40:55):
A few days later, I'm so.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Happy to be on the road. We're just saying we
were going again.

Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
Six Flags even better, Billy We're going to see the
world's largest ball of chest hair.

Speaker 8 (01:41:07):
It's coming up at the very next exit.

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
Yes, the world's largest ball of chest hair is conveniently
located on Old Highway fifty two, just past the state prison.

Speaker 8 (01:41:18):
In fact, inmates have been shaving their chests and donating
their chest hairs for more than three decades.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
No telling how much murderer chest hair is woven into
this natural wonder. Sharp eyed visitors can even spot the
singed hair that came from the corpses of suspected murderers
executed in the electric chair.

Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
That's why we get so many history classes on field trips.
It's like a walk back through time. Did you say we.

Speaker 15 (01:41:43):
Were spending our vacation at the world's largest ball of
chest hair?

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
This blows. This is why Mom divorced you.

Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
But Billy, it's the world's largest ball of chest hair.
There's plenty of other stuff to do on their website.
I saw a picnic table and a bird feeder.

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
That's right, we have two picnic tables. Plus we've got
a bad meton net in the backyard. Rackets and shuttlecocks
not provide. We've got corn whole, a metal swing set,
with a teeter totter storage shed with a busted lock
that's full of tools, paints, and dangerous chemicals, all the
stuff that kids love.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
We used to have a dairy queen right next to
the world's largest ball of chest hair, but on windy
days the blow off of straight chest air forced them.

Speaker 8 (01:42:26):
But even if we don't have a bunch of cool
stuff like Lego Land, a visit to the world's largest
ball of chest hair will be your child's most memorable
vacation ever. Know why because the closest motel is the
Deer tick In and it has a swimming pool, and
that's all kids care about on vacation motels with swimming pools.

(01:42:47):
Splash splash, splashing.

Speaker 15 (01:42:49):
This is the best vacation ever. Thanks Dad, I can't
believe Mom left you for my little league coach. And
by the way, check out the tattoos on that heavy
honey over on the diving board.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Lookout cannonball.

Speaker 8 (01:43:03):
Don't waste your time at the world's largest ball of twine,
or the world's largest ball of rubber bands, or any
of the other giant spheares crafted from stuff that can
be bought in bulk from costco. You deserve something more natural,
more majestic, and just a whole lot more fun.

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
Make some memories this fall when you visit the world's
largest ball of chest hair, where you take home a
mouthful of history every time the wind blow.

Speaker 8 (01:43:30):
What a great thank you, AA. Nice job, very AA's debut.
You did a great job.

Speaker 11 (01:43:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:43:37):
You play a very good kid.

Speaker 13 (01:43:38):
Yeah, when you play this in twenty years, it'll be hilarious.
It's out there with your shame.

Speaker 8 (01:43:44):
Oh, you did an excellent job.

Speaker 11 (01:43:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:43:46):
Get out, Get out now. We now return to our
regularly scheduled programming, which is coming to you from the
Silac Insurance News desk with Jess Hooker sitting in for
Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (01:43:58):
To keep with the hair theme, the Hair Museum in
Missouri is closing its doors. Oh what a shame, but
they're looking to rehome its massive collection of hair. For
about thirty years, wreaths, necklaces, watch bands, and other human
hair creations have adorned the walls of Layla's Hair Museum
in Independence, oh. Following the passing of the museum's namesake,

(01:44:22):
Leyla Cahoun, her daughter or granddaughter, Lindsay Evans, has been
trying to find.

Speaker 13 (01:44:27):
A home for the collection.

Speaker 8 (01:44:28):
I bet she has.

Speaker 13 (01:44:30):
It consists of more than three thousand pieces.

Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
Grandma left me all the jewelry. Oh, she left me
the hair museum.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
The collection includes pieces of hair from past presidents, Hollywood legends,
hair from every woman in the League of Women Voters
from Vermont in eighteen sixty five, and purportedly Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:44:54):
Okay, man, Wait, she got Jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:44:58):
She's got Jesus.

Speaker 8 (01:44:59):
Here we agend. I'd like to see the provenances that
the word they use man the hair museum. Apparently I
was not aware of this, But in all seriousness, this
was a big art form for a long time, filthy
hippies and around Macroma. Yeah, it says. Hair art has

(01:45:20):
its roots as far back as the medieval era. It
was very popular in the eighteen hundreds. Queen Victoria inspired
the cult of the dead trend following the death of
her husband.

Speaker 13 (01:45:33):
All Right, I don't get grossed out by much, but hair.

Speaker 8 (01:45:38):
There was, Yeah, I don't like it. There was a
thing in I want to say Philadelphia a decade ago
where they had hair from most of the presidents. I
guess that was a thing you would when someone would die,
you would make sure to get a lock of their hair.

Speaker 5 (01:45:53):
Lincoln's hair was in the smoking Sube.

Speaker 6 (01:45:59):
Do that or they used to do that with babies
after the first haircut. You would keep the luck of
hair the baby book, right, man.

Speaker 8 (01:46:06):
I'd hate to see the drain at this place. I
was gonna say, if they need any new contributions, go
to a shower near you. Wow, wonder what famous people
they have?

Speaker 6 (01:46:21):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:46:22):
Well it's so it's closed.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
Yeah, it's over all right, So if you want to yeah, yeah,
independence if you would like to be the new.

Speaker 12 (01:46:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:46:35):
I'm trying to see if it says what famous people
they have. I can't seem to find it. Sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
There is one right next to the Atlantic. Did you
guys wear that the old they don't see hair m Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:47:00):
Actress and comedian Phyllis Diller. Phyllis Diller excuse me, donated
a hair wreath that had been in her family for generations. Well,
she had famous famous shock of hair. Did Mike Rowe, Oh,
the the guy that does the odd jobs on TV.
He's great.

Speaker 12 (01:47:20):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
He did an episode of Somebody's Got to Do It
at the hair Museum.

Speaker 5 (01:47:28):
It was a terrible episode of Drive ins diners, and.

Speaker 8 (01:47:35):
I guess they've got some of Ozzy Osbourne's hair. They
don't really give a complete list anyway, it's all out
there because one of these days we'll probably be able
to take a hair from George Washington to recreate him.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
Yis, Oh, yeah, no.

Speaker 8 (01:47:49):
Can they can they get I know that on these
TV shows they get hair in the DNA. Is that
true thing? I mean, do you leave one hair?

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
It can get real. You can figure out who you
are unless the test goes wrong or something, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:48:04):
But yeah, well, in those twenty three and meters and
ancestry dot com, one of them is you can send
a strand of hair.

Speaker 13 (01:48:12):
It's not just a swab.

Speaker 8 (01:48:14):
So wow, what president's hair would you want to have? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:48:20):
I always thought, I honestly thought one of the best
presidential moments was when the little boy was talking to
Barack Obama and said, may I please touch your hair?
And Barack Obama said yeah, and he bent down and
you let the kid touch his hair.

Speaker 8 (01:48:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:48:34):
I thought that was such a nice human moment.

Speaker 8 (01:48:37):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to get political, heir, but
there there are certain presidents you did that your hand
would stick.

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what trump if he
uses if there's product in there or there must be
Oh yeah, yeah, his hair is confusing.

Speaker 8 (01:48:54):
Yeah. Coming up, we have flying cars in the news.
We've been hearing about them since the days of the Jetsons.
I've never been much of a fan, but we're going
to find out what happened recently with a pair of
flying of flying cars. What else have you got coming up?

Speaker 6 (01:49:14):
You know, we have this story about the woman and
her boyfriend's ball sac and yeah, if you want to
hear your dogs talk, And we caught a monkey with
a hot cup of coffee that could go one of
two ways. How I said that?

Speaker 14 (01:49:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:49:30):
Oh yes, yeah, did you have the coffee already or.

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Speaker 5 (01:51:18):
Tom, we were talking about presidential hair and I don't
know why I didn't mention this. I actually do own
some hair from the White House. I have a couple
strands of Barbara's bush. It was well worth the wait,
I say, I'll bring them in. And did you get

(01:51:39):
any of Georgia's bush? No, I wasn't lucky the elder.

Speaker 8 (01:51:43):
That's the one that's gray. Thank you very much. We
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Speaker 5 (01:52:02):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Shall live from the
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Company news desk.

Speaker 6 (01:52:08):
I have an email, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
Jeff Oske's getting his glasses on. He must be beat.
You must be preparing for some reading there's as goosby Sharpie.
He's getting ready to write. I'm Josh Arnold.

Speaker 7 (01:52:21):
I am.

Speaker 5 (01:52:22):
I'm wearing glasses, but I'm not going to read anything,
nor am I going to write anything.

Speaker 8 (01:52:26):
But I may have a clever as side. Oh we'll
find out, won't we. Tom, I'm waiting. You've been waiting
nine years.

Speaker 6 (01:52:34):
Good morning to all of you and Tom. When you
guys played the Cheetos skit, it reminded me of a joke. Okay, gosh,
this might be a joke. You can give your nieces
and nephews for Halloweens. Okay, okay, this comes from Jack.
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
Hmmm?

Speaker 5 (01:52:49):
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?

Speaker 13 (01:52:51):
Because they taste like sheet?

Speaker 8 (01:52:56):
I like it. I kind of like that. Good. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:53:01):
Now did you have the letter of Oh yeah, you
were talking to halloween candy this morning? Samantha wrote in
Hey guys, on the topic of Halloween candy handed out,
wanted to share a memory from when she was younger
trick or treating. In second grade, she went out trick
or treating with her brother's sister. First house handed out
their pantry items. We got a box of pancake mix,

(01:53:23):
Oh Brand, peanut butter, and a can of green beans.

Speaker 8 (01:53:26):
Ibove that.

Speaker 5 (01:53:27):
Uh your morning listener in West Virginia, Samantha Nice, that's
kind of weird.

Speaker 8 (01:53:33):
Yeah, I've heard of that happened.

Speaker 6 (01:53:35):
I have a similar one from Blake. Good Morning All.
My wife and I would hand out little Debbie snacks,
Oh Good oatmeal, cream pies, zebra cakes, nutter butters, et cetera.
Side note, we are from Iowa, and to Josh's point,
we would also have to tell jokes when.

Speaker 13 (01:53:51):
Trick or treat.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
Okay, so somewhere else did it too, Yeah, thanks for
the morning.

Speaker 8 (01:53:54):
Last we had a letter from the person who's someone
in the neighborhood worked for Wonderbread and they give up
little any Wonderbread loafs. But again, if if you were
to give out a slice of bread, you'd be an idiot.
No one would like that. I got the heel and
I'm threatening to give away those. Uh, I think I'm
gonna do it. You should do those little wax They

(01:54:15):
look like little wax soda pop bottles. You bite the
top off and suck in.

Speaker 6 (01:54:18):
The kids today have never seen those. They'll they'll love it.

Speaker 8 (01:54:20):
They'll it'll be fun because you're gonna give real candy.
But the candy cigarettes is a no no, I say
do it.

Speaker 5 (01:54:26):
I may actually also have those available, but get the
ones that smoke the smoke out the end. Don't just
get like the solid white stick like fun dipstick.

Speaker 8 (01:54:38):
Yeah, do you make like a bubblegum vaping device. I'm
never seen this. You see you walk into a public
restum and that it looks like it's on fire and
it's a guy vaping. Sometimes that stuff it's more than smoke. Yeah,
it looks like a steam engine going.

Speaker 6 (01:54:55):
I'm always shocked when I see people. I mean, it's
not permitted at all, but at sporting of they're just
like walking through crowds of people taking puffs off their.

Speaker 8 (01:55:03):
Vapes and they do the thing and trying to hide it.

Speaker 6 (01:55:05):
Yes, yeah, just get real.

Speaker 8 (01:55:08):
Okay, now here's the suggestion. Because I'm looking for more
suggestions for cool stuff to do with Halloween, we gave
out juke boxes, writes Dennis. All the parents loved it.
They would always comment their kids were really thirsty, and
so they just oh, juice box, you said, juke box.
Oh sorry, I'm like that is the biggest clip sorry,

(01:55:33):
I've got to you guys. Hit the box. Got a
case of drime out there. I'm sorry, juice boxes? Is
that a cool thing?

Speaker 7 (01:55:43):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:55:43):
Sure, that's good.

Speaker 8 (01:55:46):
Yeah, I'd like a caprice son. Yeah. Is there a
way to put the straw on the caprice on without
squirting yourself? You know there's there's some secret to them.

Speaker 5 (01:55:55):
I'm gonna say three out of five times I don't
squirt myself. Yeah, but I also I and had one
in years apples.

Speaker 8 (01:56:02):
I understand most most of phlebotomists get their start with caprices.

Speaker 5 (01:56:07):
Yes, I had one the other day that I'm pretty
sure that's how she learned from the pain. It's why
just jabbing around? Oh, Willy Miley. Sometimes you get one
where you're like, do I owe you money?

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:56:22):
If I was this bad at my job, I would
be fine.

Speaker 8 (01:56:27):
Find a van for God's sake. Okay, I'm sorry, let's
get back to the Sili. Wait a minute. No, we
can't do that. We have to do today in history.
If we don't do this, there are students who fail
history class. Absolutely very important that we get to this.
If I can find it, you have the music over there, No,
can you sing it for me there is on it.
I'm now for today in history. If we don't do this,

(01:56:48):
there are students at school who found this is weird.
November four, October tenth I was wing in eighteen sixty eight,
the first written account of a football game, not soccer,
A football game in Canada played in Quebec between English
troops and civilians. Wow. So I guess if it's in Quebec,

(01:57:12):
they're probably speaking French, probably Lutushe push shows me Here
we go nineteen thirty five, George Gershwin's famed I guess
you would call it a musical slash opera. Porgy and
Bess opened on Broadway. When I was a kid. I
thought it was porgy and porky and bugs, which way

(01:57:33):
I would have enjoyed a lot. Much preferred that one.
Oh here this is. We've had these guys in the studio.
White Snake, Miss Hooker. Do you know in nineteen eighty
seven what White Snake song was number one on the
Billboard chart? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:57:51):
Man, I should know.

Speaker 8 (01:57:52):
Uh, here we Go in.

Speaker 6 (01:57:56):
That's a great that's a great song. And there's a
great cover by Audre May If anybody we'll check it out.

Speaker 8 (01:58:01):
I love that song. Yeah, that's the one with Tawny Katine. Yeah,
rolling a cross car.

Speaker 5 (01:58:07):
That was the video.

Speaker 8 (01:58:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, let's see Oh happy birthday. In nineteen seventeen,
the great jazz artist Thelonious Monk. Hmmm, yes, here unless
you go to a like a truck stop and they
have those things with the kids' names and license plates. Yeah,
Felonious never seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:58:28):
Sometimes you have to settle for they may occasionally if
you're lucky.

Speaker 8 (01:58:31):
Yeah, if you're lucky, probably you'll know this one. Josh
I Will. He's considered to be the worst movie director
of all time. Born in nineteen twenty four, Edwood. Edwood
is right and with a certain amount of irony. Didn't
the movie ed Wood win? Actually win an oscar?

Speaker 5 (01:58:46):
Martin Landau won Best Supporting Actor?

Speaker 8 (01:58:48):
Okay, oh nineteen forty six. I guess this guy's primarily
a dancer. Ben Vereen Oh yeah, he was in Roots. Yeah,
and I think he didn't he get what else? Didn't
he get run over by a van driven by some
musical artist? Is that? What? Is that how he died?
I think it didn't kill him, but I'm pretty sure

(01:59:10):
he was known as Ben Smithereen got the old Ben Marine.

Speaker 5 (01:59:16):
You'd recognize him, Jess. Yeah, I feel like he would
show up on I think he was in Roots he
was Yeah, yeah, I think he was a dancer.

Speaker 8 (01:59:23):
Yeah. The dance number in Roots is a yeah. Well no,
I'm not a killer. They could make a.

Speaker 6 (01:59:31):
No, don't stop, knock it off.

Speaker 8 (01:59:35):
They've done not to listen, They've done operas about it.
They have Yeah, you know they okay, Sorry, Happy birthday.
Oh the great, late great John Prime, genius singer yeh
nineteen forty six nineteen fifty four, wonderful. David Lee Roth
been in the show a few times. David Lee big fan.

(01:59:56):
Have you seen him lately? When he does instead of jump,
it's a limp? Come on. Brett Farv born in nineteen
sixty nine in the State. Lately, things haven't been going
great for his reputation. Mario Lopez born in nineteen seventy three.

Speaker 5 (02:00:18):
You can see him at a gas pump near you,
just everywhere. Sometimes they are crazy loud.

Speaker 8 (02:00:25):
Yeah, just turn it down. Do they call him m Low?

Speaker 13 (02:00:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:00:30):
You go your j Low.

Speaker 5 (02:00:32):
You know what he's parlayed, what he's worked. That guy's
works consistently, good for his.

Speaker 8 (02:00:37):
On every day. Yeah yeah, I say good for with
kit whatever. And that's pretty much. Oh one more a
Dale Earnhardt Junior, a huge fan of the Washington Football Club,
not to mention, a member of the NASCAR Hall of Fame.
And that's today in history. You're welcome, kids if you
get a quiz today. Now you know what the answers
are coming up. We're going to be talking to Willie

(02:00:58):
g coming up, going to be learning about a little
information about dogs. Are a scientist who is actually, in
a very scientific manner examining what a dog's bark means.
I love that we're gonna find out right here. From
the Oraleoto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 5 (02:01:26):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Live from the
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Arnold and Tom. I believe are we going to the
big screen. I think we're going to the big screen. Willie,
g Oh, look at the mustache that's growing in now.

Speaker 11 (02:01:47):
Yeah, check it out, thanks guys.

Speaker 5 (02:01:49):
Yeah, it's definitely a visible and looking good.

Speaker 13 (02:01:52):
And yeah, Max would be Max would be so proud
of you, Willy.

Speaker 1 (02:01:59):
That compliment. Oh that mustache.

Speaker 8 (02:02:01):
No, it is visible, man, I mean you can see it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:02:04):
Well sometimes when you first started, it wasn't always visible. Yeah, no, yeah,
it wasn't.

Speaker 11 (02:02:09):
It was sort of like a fourteen year old boys mustache.
But no, Jess, Yeah, I appreciate you saying that, Jess,
thank you. I'm actually inspired by Max Hooker when I
grow up. I want his look. He looks cool man.

Speaker 6 (02:02:19):
Yeah, Max and Willy look a lot of light really, yes,
they they look very similar, so except Max has more
facial Yes, twenty two, he's twenty two.

Speaker 5 (02:02:30):
Okay, yeah, but he's he may as well be thirty eight.

Speaker 8 (02:02:35):
See I see uh now, Willy, I know that you're
gonna be in Peoria this weekend. Oh yeah, along with Colin.

Speaker 11 (02:02:44):
Sorry, Jukebox Comedy Club with Colin Hunger. I didn't mean
to step on you there. That delay got me.

Speaker 8 (02:02:47):
That's all right. Now I know that you're in Chicago
right now. I assume and a Cubs fan. They're heading
back to Milwaukee tomorrow, right two and two.

Speaker 11 (02:02:57):
Yeah, it's a huge thing. If you like sitting in
next to a six flags, this is the game.

Speaker 8 (02:03:02):
For you to go to. Man, I see, I see
no is. Do you have cub fever or you were
in your cub's cap.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
I've got nothing.

Speaker 11 (02:03:12):
I wore it to the bar last night and it
was really fun. The short of this, everybody is kind
of in watching the same thing. I was actually there
with my friend Mark, who you guys know, and his girlfriend.
She's a Dodgers fan.

Speaker 8 (02:03:22):
We're this cub bar.

Speaker 11 (02:03:23):
They don't have the Dodger game on the TV, so
she was watching it on my cell phone like an
iPad kid in the corner.

Speaker 5 (02:03:30):
Nice fall ball, I love it.

Speaker 11 (02:03:34):
Yeah, it's great, man. Playoff baseball is so fun. I'm
so this is the best time of year. Football's on,
basketball is about to start, Baseball's on. I don't have
any problems. I have distractions every night.

Speaker 4 (02:03:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:03:47):
How's the how's the gambling going?

Speaker 11 (02:03:49):
Gambling's good. I took the summer off, as you guys know,
I had that big Pacers bet. It did not hit,
so I took the summer off. It wasn't like a
court ordered break by any ease, but I thought it
was a good idea, and now things are fun. I
had a big bet last week in that Colts game,
Tyler Warren, the new tight end. Yeah, he's actually my
best friend. I don't know if you guys know that
me and him are quite close.

Speaker 8 (02:04:10):
No, we're not.

Speaker 11 (02:04:11):
I'm just trying to become friends with him. But he
got a touchdown. I had a little parlay Colts over
Colts win and Tyler Warren nice.

Speaker 8 (02:04:17):
We were one win away from How much did you
put on? What was it? It was not mine?

Speaker 11 (02:04:22):
I had about I put down about one hundred and
forty dollars between two bets to win twelve thousand dollars.
If the Indiana Pacers would have won the NBA Finals,
I could have cashed out multiple points for around four
grand five grand.

Speaker 8 (02:04:34):
And I did not.

Speaker 11 (02:04:37):
And I've been feeling it verse all.

Speaker 13 (02:04:39):
And their preseason starts off tomorrow. Are you gonna bet
on the preseason game?

Speaker 8 (02:04:43):
Can you do that? You can?

Speaker 11 (02:04:44):
You can bet on whatever you want. They left you bet.

Speaker 8 (02:04:48):
Yeah, they won't have bet.

Speaker 5 (02:04:48):
They'll let you do it.

Speaker 8 (02:04:49):
Yeah, maybe they let me bet on what Willy's gonna bet?

Speaker 14 (02:04:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:04:57):
I see, I see. What else is happening in your life?
If you're growing a mustache?

Speaker 11 (02:05:01):
Growing a mustache, I've been changing it enough. Dad, you
might not be proud of me. This is groundbreaking for
a Griswold. I've been doing coffee at home.

Speaker 8 (02:05:09):
Oh Tom, your thoughts? Yeah, as you know, I have
never in my life had a coffee maker at my home,
and I'm a I drink tons of coffee. I have
about four places I go all the time. How are
you liking it, Willie?

Speaker 11 (02:05:26):
I love it. I get cold brew and then I
get sugar free vanilla syrup. In my house, I get
cold foam. You guys know about cold foam. It's like
whipped cream for skinny women.

Speaker 5 (02:05:34):
It's the best.

Speaker 8 (02:05:35):
Wait is this? This is like the ready whip you square.

Speaker 11 (02:05:39):
It comes. It comes in a whipped cream can and
it says cold foam on the side, But if you
put it in your mouth at two am with some
peanut butter, it tastes just like whipped cream.

Speaker 8 (02:05:48):
It's the best.

Speaker 11 (02:05:49):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (02:05:50):
I've I always like getting up and leaving the house
and going somewhere and getting coffee. I just never like
to make it in my own house.

Speaker 6 (02:05:57):
It's good to have a routine.

Speaker 8 (02:05:59):
Yeah, to get out there, you know, go see the world.

Speaker 1 (02:06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:06:02):
I mean there's probably like twenty five coffee places within
ten minutes of where you living. It gets out there.
He just wants he wants a starter coffee.

Speaker 5 (02:06:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:06:12):
And I'm also trying not to spend eight dollars on
a latte because that pacers bat didn't have.

Speaker 8 (02:06:17):
I forgot about that. Okay, okay, well that that makes
more sense.

Speaker 5 (02:06:22):
How many shows at the jukebox this weekend?

Speaker 8 (02:06:24):
Will? I'm very excited.

Speaker 11 (02:06:26):
We have two shows, one Friday, one Saturday at eight pm.
I'm excited to get out there with the real man.
All the real men that the caterpillar factory. They're working
with their hands. The last time I was there, I
asked the guy what he did for work. He told
me Prefab. I said cool, and then I went to
the bathroom. I googled what Prefab was. I did not
know his construction. I thought Prefab was the show on

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before RuPaul's drag Race.

Speaker 8 (02:06:52):
Well, well the mustache, what's the what's the logic behind this?
Is this a h are in? I mean, I mean,
is that has that a thing happening.

Speaker 13 (02:07:03):
Well, yeah, my son has one.

Speaker 8 (02:07:05):
Yeah, yep, because they were really big with the seventies.
They were really big there for a while, and then
then the goateee or whatever, the Van Dyke thing was
really popular ten twenty years ago. Is that out now?

Speaker 14 (02:07:19):
I know?

Speaker 8 (02:07:19):
The man bun fortunately has gone away. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:07:21):
I think the mustache is in.

Speaker 6 (02:07:23):
Yeah, the mustache is in the go tea. They say
is the new mullet. So that's how outdated, ok, the
go tea is.

Speaker 8 (02:07:31):
Yeah, I bet, I bet the got will be back
in in ten years. You're right exactly, Okay, but the
mustache is happening, and it was not aware of.

Speaker 5 (02:07:40):
It, and reviews really universally good.

Speaker 11 (02:07:44):
Oh the ladies love it, Josh, everybody loves it. Everybody
wants a mustache kiss everywhere I go. Oh my god, no,
I can't stop. Come on, get away from me just
handing out. Oh yeah, mustache cases.

Speaker 8 (02:07:55):
Do you have one of those?

Speaker 14 (02:07:56):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (02:07:57):
Do you have them? Those little combs have a little girl? Yeah,
you know you do.

Speaker 11 (02:08:02):
And I feel like a psycho when I use it.
You're just sitting there like this. And then Jess, I
got one of those things that girls use for their eyebrows. Yes,
and I kind of use that you have.

Speaker 6 (02:08:12):
Yeah, it's a very small blade. It's I mean, it's
it's tiny.

Speaker 8 (02:08:16):
And what's the what's the thing I see lyng around?
It looks like it looks like.

Speaker 13 (02:08:20):
A pair of pliers tweezers.

Speaker 8 (02:08:23):
No, No, it's eyelash crimpers. Yeah, it's got like a
It's like it's like a a set of tongs you'd
used to barbecue meets some kind of squeegee.

Speaker 6 (02:08:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:08:32):
Those are eyelash curlers.

Speaker 8 (02:08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:08:34):
Yeah, those make me nervous. I feel like I'd pinched
them down and just rip every eyelash.

Speaker 8 (02:08:38):
Out of Would you curl your eyelashes if you could? No,
mine are naturally curly.

Speaker 15 (02:08:43):
I have.

Speaker 8 (02:08:43):
I have gorgeous eyelashes.

Speaker 5 (02:08:44):
Have the women commented on this? Almost every woman has
commented on my eyelash?

Speaker 8 (02:08:48):
Really? Yes?

Speaker 11 (02:08:49):
Yes, Josh has beautiful eyelashes.

Speaker 8 (02:08:51):
Everybody knows that.

Speaker 5 (02:08:52):
Yeah, my glasses. It's a shame I work glasses. Yeah, yeah,
it's a real crime. Actually we can remedy that. I
know a guy, my friend Earlkin Willie. If you don't
have if you ever go somewhere and you forget your
little comb for your mustache. A street toothbrush will work too,
if you happen across one of those.

Speaker 11 (02:09:13):
It took me a few seconds to realize what a
street toothbrushes?

Speaker 8 (02:09:17):
And I know don't work too hard. It's a toothcally
find on the street that is disgusting. Okay, all right,
well what have we got coming up? Jess Hooker?

Speaker 6 (02:09:27):
Do you want your dog to talk?

Speaker 1 (02:09:29):
I do?

Speaker 8 (02:09:30):
Who doesn't?

Speaker 12 (02:09:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:09:31):
Flying cars, but they're not flying much because they crashed.
And then we've got to get to this scrotum story.

Speaker 8 (02:09:36):
Guys. Okay, how's your stroke? Will?

Speaker 11 (02:09:40):
Yeah, and I'll check it.

Speaker 1 (02:09:40):
And before I go, I've got a quiz for you.

Speaker 5 (02:09:42):
Can I do a quiz?

Speaker 14 (02:09:43):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (02:09:43):
Absolutely, go for it.

Speaker 11 (02:09:44):
Okay, guys. So it's three questions, three answers, and your
three options are Peoria, Astoria, and Gloria a stefan ot it.
This city in Illinois is home to Richard Pryor.

Speaker 8 (02:09:57):
Oh that would be Gloria. Yeah, okay, and you guys
are good at this, all right?

Speaker 11 (02:10:02):
Next we have this is a neighborhood of Queen's history,
story of perfect all right, final question, final answer. This
Cuban American singer is known for her work in the
Miami Sound Machine.

Speaker 5 (02:10:18):
That would have to be Gloria Stefan.

Speaker 11 (02:10:20):
I gotta work on these quizzes better. You guys are
really good at this. I thought this one was going
to be tricky. I thought I had a little mister
wrecked at the end. But my goodness, you get it
every damn time.

Speaker 8 (02:10:28):
And be careful out there, Willie, because the rhythm is
going to get you. Yeah, all right, thanks Willy boy. Yeah,
the the Cubs won, so yeah, it's exciting. It's a series.

Speaker 6 (02:10:49):
I only know about baseball.

Speaker 13 (02:10:50):
I don't know about a lot of other sports, so
I enjoy watching baseball the most.

Speaker 8 (02:10:54):
Oh, I got a news story. We'll see. Tomorrow's game
is in Milwaukee, which is good because if the Cubs win,
they'll be able to have cold champagne because they they
couldn't have a cold champagne if they were wanted in
Chicago because the mayor and the governor don't want ice
in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (02:11:15):
So therefore no no old champagne.

Speaker 8 (02:11:25):
The old immigration Joe. You see the governor. If you
were a billionaire and you were the governor, wouldn't you
be a little more fit? I mean, really, I am
that guy if you're If you're a billionaire and you're
a schlub like that, what the hell? Someone someone knocked

(02:11:48):
the cookies out of his hand. For god, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:11:50):
If I were a billionaire, I might be the fattest.
Oh yeah, just who cares. I can pay anybody to
do anything.

Speaker 8 (02:11:59):
I mean no, Jeffrey Epstein's w had his problems, but
at least he looked good.

Speaker 6 (02:12:04):
There is that.

Speaker 5 (02:12:06):
That's the quote of the If you're not you have
to get on meet the press and say things like that.

Speaker 8 (02:12:14):
I just don't get like, really fat rich guys. It
doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, I don't know. Get
the g LP whatever they call it. What's coming up?
We already established what's coming.

Speaker 13 (02:12:27):
Flying cars and the testicle, the scro mission.

Speaker 8 (02:12:31):
Yeah, okay, very very important. I hope you're enjoying our program.
I certainly i'd be too. Oh good, I'm glad we
all are.

Speaker 12 (02:12:39):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:12:39):
They say, if you can reach just one, you and
I are reaching each other.

Speaker 8 (02:12:44):
You see, they can't have any ice in the locker
room because the governor, the governor and the mayor pissed.
Who is pissed? Wouldn't it be great. If the news
began one night, no breaking news, nobody's pissed. Well, let's
have some fun. Let's let's watch Jeopardy. I hope everybody
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the Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (02:15:08):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from the
o'rally Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the Silac
Insurance Company news desk. Hello, there's Jeff Oske. Hello, As
Cosby's there. Hell, I'm Josh Arnold and Tom. Yesterday we
had Greg Morton in studio. Wasn't that great? It was
always so fun to hang out with.

Speaker 8 (02:15:24):
And we have a very good video that's on our
social media of Greg talking about the future, because if
anybody knows the future, it's in soup. Yes. Yeah, Well
he taught us that he's practically a wizard. Yeah that's
what I heard. Incredibly funny and just a sweet man. Yeah,
a nice guy. And we now have a speaking of wizards.

(02:15:47):
This is going to be a really good segue. If
any of us in this room had to portray someone
from Harry Potter, I think it would be Jeff Oske,
who has that huge beard that shuts down to his
chest and so don't you think he could portray Yeah, uh,
you look like a number of the elder wizards in

(02:16:08):
Harry Potter, A younger of them.

Speaker 5 (02:16:11):
I think I could be in a Viking show for sure,
like an extra, not a not a main guy. Ace
could be in Harry Potter. He's sometimes a serious black.

Speaker 8 (02:16:22):
John. To explain that joke, I never read the books.
There's a character named Sirius Black, yes see, and the
comedy there Aces is missing. After that last break, Hey,
we've got nothing to lose. The clock is ticking. Is

(02:16:42):
it time for news? We failed to mentions.

Speaker 2 (02:16:45):
Jeff oske With failed to mention news.

Speaker 5 (02:16:49):
You know, because we give you a lot of the
news each week, we don't give you all the news.
I'm here to give you the news that we failed
to mention. Aceh emergency rooms had to remove a Yankee
can from some fellow's backside. What you failed to mention
that is a true testament to how beloved those candles
really are. Absolutely yeah, every household I heard he was

(02:17:10):
just trying to pry that fussy lid off. We watched
a man drink a pint of beer through his nose
in just twenty seconds. What you failed to mention This
is a man you never want to do cocaine with.
If you do, make sure he's supplied. A man killed

(02:17:31):
and ate his own peacock after a dispute with neighbors.
What you failed to mention? I hope these neighbors never
have any trouble with this guy's kids. Get in here,
gen Z. Couples are getting what are being called pet nups,
basically a prenup about what will happen to the pet

(02:17:54):
that they got together, What will happen during a breakup? Sure, well,
you failed to mention. I'm glad they didn't have the
back when I was dating, I'd probably be locked up
for being in the rears on my sharp pai support.
To raise money for supplies, a school is charging parents

(02:18:14):
for the art their children make during class. Wow, what
you failed to mention? Are you allowed to buy other
kids' artwork? Or does it have to be your own?
You buy your your kid's bullies art work? Hanging up
on the fridge just just for motivation? We learned exercising

(02:18:35):
outside makes you happier. Oh, what you failed to mention?
Unless you're fat, then it makes people who see you
exercising happier. Where you running to tummy the pumpkins, spice cheesecake,
blizzarded dairy Queen's there for a.

Speaker 8 (02:18:51):
Whole nother week.

Speaker 1 (02:18:52):
Slow down.

Speaker 5 (02:18:54):
And finally, there's a thing called post orgasmic illness syndrome
where people fall ill after completion.

Speaker 8 (02:19:01):
WHOA what you failed to mention?

Speaker 5 (02:19:04):
I suffer from post orgasmic snack syndrome. And that sandwich
ain't gonna make itself woman. Also, I'm Jeff Osca and this.

Speaker 6 (02:19:14):
Was the news that we.

Speaker 8 (02:19:17):
Very nice, Jo nice. Let's mention some more news. We've
got Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee at the
Silent Insurance news desk. What's up now?

Speaker 6 (02:19:28):
When I tease this story earlier, I said a woman
went ham on her boyfriend scroed them.

Speaker 8 (02:19:34):
I've never heard that. I don't know what that.

Speaker 6 (02:19:36):
It's not the best use of it in this situation.
But ham stands for hard as a mother.

Speaker 8 (02:19:46):
Okay, yes, gotcha?

Speaker 6 (02:19:47):
Yes, So you could go ham on bag of cheetos.

Speaker 13 (02:19:52):
Yeah, you could go ham if you got into a
fight with a guy, right, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 8 (02:19:58):
You could go ham on a honey baked ham you could.
They are delicious? Yeah? Are not? Yeah, they're absolutely delightful.

Speaker 11 (02:20:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:20:06):
An Ohio woman is accused of breaking into her boyfriend's
house and cutting his scrotum open. Place in Toledo filed
warrants for the forty five year old woman's arrest after
she allegedly kicked open the front door of her boyfriend's
home and cut the victims testicles with an unknown instrument.

Speaker 8 (02:20:25):
Oh that's why I wear pajamas.

Speaker 6 (02:20:29):
Authority said. The man's testicle was clearly exposed as a
result of the laceration.

Speaker 8 (02:20:35):
Never really get a look see at those, dude, You
know that, you know they're in there. You never really
get to see him. It's like that Schrodinger's cat thing.

Speaker 6 (02:20:43):
Yeah, of those testicles, I always think they look like chestnuts.
Like what I'm making, like stuffing with chestnuts.

Speaker 13 (02:20:51):
I feel like that's what your guys are whitish.

Speaker 6 (02:20:53):
Yeah, and they're kind of I wish you could say
that what Jess is doing with her hands, so she's
describing these nuts.

Speaker 8 (02:21:00):
She was them around in the palm.

Speaker 5 (02:21:02):
Do you remember what are the what are those ben wabbles?

Speaker 6 (02:21:07):
Not the ben wobbles?

Speaker 8 (02:21:09):
Yeah, that's very difficult. Well, we had this discussion because
I remember we had we actually had some in the studio.
They're called I believe they're called nudicles, yes, and they
were what is it called medical grade plastic? Uh, scrotal
nuts if you will. What's the testicles, Yeah, a dog testicles.

(02:21:30):
I believe they have them for cats too, So if
you have your dog neutered, which you should of course,
if you have your dog neutered, if you want to,
you can have when they open up this, they can
replace them with these plastic medical I'm not kidding.

Speaker 13 (02:21:45):
Right, so that they're not embarrassed around their other dog friends.

Speaker 8 (02:21:49):
But what's interesting about it is apparently the human versions
of those are extraordinarily expensive. Really, so I don't know
if I don't know, if you could, Hey, doc, look,
I know that you've got the ones that are three
thousand bucks. But I got a tiger. I went over
to Fido's and got up here.

Speaker 13 (02:22:06):
For I brought this jar chestnuts.

Speaker 6 (02:22:09):
He was one of these.

Speaker 5 (02:22:10):
Now I can't stop liking them. I am looking at
a picture of testicles outside of the sack, and it
is no, it is whitish. It's almost like an eyeball
white man.

Speaker 8 (02:22:29):
I see, yes, let me see, let me see. Wow.

Speaker 5 (02:22:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks like a garlic clove. Kind
of looks like a ocular nerve hanging off of an eyeball.

Speaker 8 (02:22:43):
Right, yeah, yeah, I always thought they'd be.

Speaker 6 (02:22:47):
Yeah, I did not think that's what they looked like.

Speaker 5 (02:22:49):
Well, they're like boles, you know, they don't see any light.
Of course, they're going to be translates. They're like underwater
creatures deep sea.

Speaker 8 (02:22:59):
I'm trying to find how much neudicles are huh.

Speaker 6 (02:23:02):
In case you guys were wondering, the forty five year
old faces chargers charges of felonious assault and aggravated burglary.

Speaker 5 (02:23:10):
Air the ball to any girl who can kick in
the front door.

Speaker 8 (02:23:14):
Yeah, man, yeah, you want to stay away from there's
a monk. There's a munk shot and she's smiling away.
What did he do? No kidding? Yeah I suppose. Yeah,
that's the problem with it because we're immediately assuming. Yeah,
maybe there's a reason.

Speaker 6 (02:23:30):
Right, yeah, yeah, I don't know what it would take.

Speaker 8 (02:23:33):
I'd like to think there is a reason. Though. If
you attack the nutbag, I think you're a nut job.
I'm saying, wow, Tom, a woman you would date.

Speaker 5 (02:23:44):
Judging by the mug shot.

Speaker 13 (02:23:45):
I know she looks insane, not like like a crazy
woman from earlier this week.

Speaker 8 (02:23:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, she looks like a cycle Okay, very testy, Okay,
just like just I'm sorry, I'm distracted. I just looked
up nuticles. Yes, testicular implants made for neutered pets, most
commonly dogs, to restore their natural appearance after the removal
of their testicles. Reasonably priced. Okay, what is the set costume?

(02:24:18):
Fifty seven dollars two one hundred and sixty nine dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:24:21):
They buy one, get one.

Speaker 8 (02:24:25):
That is a fair question. I assume that God, and.

Speaker 5 (02:24:28):
It's one just slightly a little larger than the other one.

Speaker 8 (02:24:32):
It says the primary purpose of nudicles is to make
a neutered pet look like they have not been altered,
addressing owner's concerns about their pets appearance and self esteem.
Do they self esteem their dogs? Yeah? I think they
they know.

Speaker 1 (02:24:45):
Do you guys?

Speaker 5 (02:24:46):
Ever, I'll say, boy, one out of every fifteen times
I get out of the shower, my scrotum we will
hang a little lower than the testicles themselves.

Speaker 8 (02:24:59):
Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (02:25:00):
Yes, the same.

Speaker 8 (02:25:05):
I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (02:25:06):
So you know, let's say you take a sock and
you put two billiard balls in it.

Speaker 8 (02:25:12):
Well, first of all, congratulations.

Speaker 5 (02:25:14):
All right, now those billiard balls are going to go
to the bottom of the sock. Right, they're going to
totally hang at the bottom, But sometimes my scrotum will hang,
the skin will be loose, like there'll be a loose flap,
and then testicles and then the rest of the sack.

Speaker 8 (02:25:31):
It's like the billiard balls are only like three quarters
of the way down. Yeah, it's almost like my sack
as a reservoir tip.

Speaker 14 (02:25:37):
Right.

Speaker 5 (02:25:38):
Does that happen to you two? Yes, But it doesn't
happen all the time. It's just some days. But I
don't know why the moon Okay, I'm not experience. First
of all, when I get out, I don't give myself
a quick exam, especially lately because I'm not allowed to

(02:25:58):
lift anything over fifteen.

Speaker 8 (02:26:02):
Yeah, you are? You know what?

Speaker 6 (02:26:03):
I think that that's from doing the bat wings too much.
I think that's why do you do that a lot?

Speaker 8 (02:26:09):
I am?

Speaker 5 (02:26:09):
I'm all, I'm doing all kinds of tricks.

Speaker 8 (02:26:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:26:11):
In the shower sometimes I see if I can stretch
it and come and do sort of a just cover everything.

Speaker 8 (02:26:17):
Yeah, do you have a do you have a source?

Speaker 14 (02:26:20):
Thing?

Speaker 8 (02:26:20):
That's great? Did you have a an ancillary water source
in your shower where you can know, like a handheld
squirtter or gizmo. I don't I love the shower head.

Speaker 13 (02:26:31):
Yeah, so I love that too.

Speaker 8 (02:26:33):
Yeah, those are always nice.

Speaker 5 (02:26:35):
Yeah, I learned real quick when I moved in with
my girlfriend, the shower head was horrible. So I took
off the one that had the wand I just put
like a normal shower head on it.

Speaker 13 (02:26:44):
When did she start talking to you?

Speaker 5 (02:26:45):
Well, she told me I needed to go buy a
new shower head.

Speaker 8 (02:26:50):
Yeah, you gotta have a wand. Well, yeah that's what
I learned to Okay, Yeah, I'm not this this testicular
anomaly that you're describing. Perhaps someone could weigh in from
the audience. I do not know what that means.

Speaker 13 (02:27:06):
Talking about the neuticles for dogs.

Speaker 8 (02:27:08):
By the way, just real quick, more than five hundred
thousand pairs of neuticles have been implanted.

Speaker 5 (02:27:15):
Oh I know somebody, I'm gonna ask them if they
have one the dogs for himself. Now for himself. Oh
oh yeah, I'll get back with.

Speaker 8 (02:27:23):
The ones for human beings are I just remember we
looked it up once. They were a lot more. Yeah,
you would think, what were the what would those be called?

Speaker 6 (02:27:32):
I don't know. We knew a guy in college that
slept wrong and cut off circulation to one of them. Oh,
we called him one nut Nick.

Speaker 5 (02:27:39):
Oh boy, I'm sure he appreciated that.

Speaker 8 (02:27:42):
Wow. The next time Greg Warren's here, maybe no Nick
Nick can be one nut Nick and they can have
a little little discussion. Okay, what have you got over there?

Speaker 5 (02:27:51):
How do you spell testicles? We call him prosthetic testicles?

Speaker 11 (02:27:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:27:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, so it just does it? Give a
price I'll take I'll take a look here, test.

Speaker 8 (02:28:01):
Ic l e. Okay, I'll get it from.

Speaker 6 (02:28:04):
Scientists at the University of Texas and Arlington are trying
to translate dog barks. So maybe your dogs would be
able to tell you, Hey, give me some testicles. I'd
like yes, please. Doctor Kenney Zoo, a professor of computer science,
is currently using machine learning to translate a catalog of
dog sounds into phonetic representations and eventually words.

Speaker 5 (02:28:28):
I can't help but be skeptical, but I will remain
open minded.

Speaker 8 (02:28:31):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (02:28:31):
So far, he has transcribed about ten hours worth of
barks into meaning.

Speaker 8 (02:28:36):
Okay, this if you read deeper into this article, this
guy received a grant approaching half a million dollars.

Speaker 6 (02:28:44):
Really, oh boy, doctor Zoo told CBS news. It boils
down to facilitating better communication between different species and ultimately
we just want to have a better world.

Speaker 5 (02:28:56):
No kind of lofty, but no info on He found
that some barks mean hungry, some barks mean squirrel.

Speaker 8 (02:29:04):
I take you. My dog's barks mean there's some dude
at the door, or could I have more bacon? Forget
about the dude at the door. There's a squirrel out back.

Speaker 5 (02:29:15):
Yeah, this is nothing, nothing. How did he explain this
to the funders?

Speaker 1 (02:29:20):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (02:29:21):
When I had my child, someone gave us a book
or it was a DVD on how to recognize different cries.
And it was like some woman who was like a
renowned like orchestra lady could hear tones and she you
listen to babies cries and I would tell you what
they meant. Okay, I need to be changed. Yeah, And

(02:29:43):
it was a bunch of bull crap.

Speaker 8 (02:29:47):
They all said.

Speaker 5 (02:29:48):
So basically for an hour and a half, I just
had to listen to baby's cry. Oh miserable.

Speaker 6 (02:29:54):
You as a parent know what cries what? Yeah, it
takes takes a month or two, but you figure it out.

Speaker 8 (02:30:00):
Let's face it, dogs are liars. Oh, I'll walk in
and I'll go, have you eaten yet? And uh, mister
Fletcher to my dog and he goes no. Then I
go grab the bullets obviously freshly licked.

Speaker 5 (02:30:15):
Yeah, oh he's just You got a dishonest dog.

Speaker 8 (02:30:18):
There, Kelly fed you. Huh no, no, you can tell
you've eaten. No, I haven't, Yes, you have.

Speaker 6 (02:30:24):
We had that situation at our house and our dog
put on twenty pounds because somebody was feeding him in
the morning and somebody was feeding him at night, full
servings both times, and.

Speaker 8 (02:30:33):
The whole time, the dog's going, I haven't eaten yet.

Speaker 5 (02:30:35):
No, old time, the dog's going, I haven't eaten yet.

Speaker 8 (02:30:38):
Absolutely, there's that rare dog that will not overeat. But
a lot of cats won't overeat. But yeah, no they know,
you know, not all of them.

Speaker 6 (02:30:50):
You have a dog that'll tell on himself. Do one
of your dogs, like if you ask something, does he
put his head down? My dog will like, did you
what did you do? And he just puts his head down.
He's in trouble.

Speaker 8 (02:31:01):
Yeah, he'll go, could we go to the store. Likes
more bacon? What the hell's going on here? Was giving
your dog bacon? By the way, this is staggering. What's
a cost of a fake testicle? Okay, you want to
take a guess.

Speaker 6 (02:31:14):
I'll say a good testicle will run your fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (02:31:20):
Oh, I was going to go three grand. Oh, I
was gonna say five hundred. The cost of a prosthetic
testicle varies significantly, but the total surgical procedure can range
from five thousand to thirteen thousand five hundred. Wow, yeah,
just pretty close. So I guess. So that includes the
fee of the.

Speaker 13 (02:31:38):
Surgeon, right, anesthesiologist.

Speaker 6 (02:31:40):
Yeah, that's not that's not terrible.

Speaker 8 (02:31:41):
And you don't want this done in a garage. I'd
give my left not to have somebody.

Speaker 6 (02:31:48):
You want this to be done by medical professionals. By
the way, that's the same range as breast augmentation.

Speaker 5 (02:31:54):
So yeah, that is what is your best boob job
going to cost you?

Speaker 6 (02:32:00):
I can tell you what my best boom job costs me. Okay,
nine thousand dollars all right? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:32:05):
Uh breast no total? Did you get it? Undone?

Speaker 11 (02:32:09):
I did? I had it?

Speaker 6 (02:32:10):
Undone?

Speaker 5 (02:32:10):
Well, that should be illegal. That should cost seventy five thousand,
spoken like.

Speaker 8 (02:32:16):
A true It was.

Speaker 6 (02:32:18):
It was about half of what it costs to have
them put in.

Speaker 5 (02:32:21):
Okay, yeah, I would have done it for one thousand.
I have taken those bad boys. Can you sell those?
I don't know, Hey, Doc, If the I want those,
I'm gonna sell them.

Speaker 6 (02:32:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:32:30):
Can you imagine there'd be there could be celebrity breast
implants out there.

Speaker 6 (02:32:33):
Yeah, I mean women have them switched out often so
you can get game worn.

Speaker 8 (02:32:37):
Yes. By the way, this says this testicular implant thing,
you can get a bargain if you pay cash. It
says the average cash price for a testicular prosthesis and
searching is seventy five hundred ten dollars. Wow. Okay, I'm
trying to find just what costs just for the fake testicle,
and it looks like it's about three grand, so parts only.

(02:33:01):
You don't want the labor. Yeah, but you just bring
in like an Aggie marble, And well, I'm just silly.
Why couldn't you Why couldn't you just bring in one
of these dog ones the neudicles? Yeah, for two hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (02:33:13):
What if your family member died and you wanted to
keep it and they could cut it out and give
it to you.

Speaker 8 (02:33:17):
Yeah, I have my father's balls.

Speaker 5 (02:33:20):
Really, they.

Speaker 8 (02:33:22):
I love that song. Yeah, my father's balls. Oh, that's
my mother's eyes. Sorry, I always get those two things confused. Now,
by the way, I wouldn't be surprised if there are
people who, uh, when someone dies, take part of them. Yeah.
It might be like, can I have his artificial eye?

Speaker 5 (02:33:44):
Right?

Speaker 8 (02:33:45):
That would be always watching me. They're taking tattoos, now,
that's right. Yeah, yeah, Lee, But hey, what are you
gonna do if your daddy had a glass eye? Do
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Oh thank you. I'm gonna be doing some fishing with
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I'd like a perch. I'll see what I can do.

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Largemouth bass? Is tomorrow's tournament?

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I will have I'm bringing five rods and reels.

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Jeff's my older brother?

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You were offering to do John's my brother just below me,
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What bass to mouth? He was willing to do it.
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