The BOB & TOM Show - October 14, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Audiences everywhere are experiencing the most horrifying film of the year,
the latest adaptation of Stephen King's seminal masterpiece. Our favorite
adolescent heroes, known as the Losers Club are bad. They
will be squaring off against the demonic clown Pennywise.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
This time they'll face Anyways.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
A scare friend, a girlfriend in.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
The tradition of She Wolf, she Creature, and the astounding
she Monster.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's she she.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Sag hyphen. If you don't know fear, then you don't
know she It.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Grown ups don't believe them.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Mom, I'm telling you the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
She It is real.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I saw her.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
You wouldn't know she It from shine.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
And those that do believe them won't help Sheriff.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Please, can't you do something?

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Kid, I'm too old for this she It.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Nor do they seem to care.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
But Principal Brussel, dozens of children are missing.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, she It happens.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
So once again, these courageous kids must stand up against
a monstrous foe themselves.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, here's where she lives, the old brick she a house.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Come on, let's get her. But Bill, I think you
can kill me.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh right, time to destroy this.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
Say it Bill, time to destroy this clown destroy but.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
You alright, that's it, that's it, Beverly.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Push her into that exhaust vent.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Now that she it's gonna hit the fail.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm doing in my mouth. Good thing we.

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Didn't step in it.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Great to are for nearly bad language and excessive childlessness.
Can we talk about again? One one one one one
owner you have any other numbers? Two?

Speaker 9 (03:16):
Two, ten's a good number.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
It's the say six more, six more weddings to go?
Gotta say be lime fellas damn.

Speaker 9 (03:29):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk, can I
say this the bobbin Top show from the O'Reilly Ato
Park Studios. Okay, got it? Pat Godwin, Hello, that's enough.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
There's show.

Speaker 10 (03:42):
Charlotte.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Hi, there he's caused me. I'm chick bighe Lets say
if Christy Lee's weddings were horror movies and they were
like sequels, Yeah, yeah, go ahead, Tom, Christie Lee. Five
this time it's the lineman. You know you've been. You've
been as much as you you know? Now now those
divorces makes sense?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, isn't My theme? Were just maculate conceptions?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Of course, apparently from the mouth. I would have gone,
But that's funnier.

Speaker 9 (04:13):
But to hear him talk, he's made all the correct decisions.
Oh yeah, he got it all together.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 9 (04:20):
No, No, his life is a dumpster fire on a truck. Yes,
waiting to run into Tracy Morgan's limousine.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
That's your life. But as soon as his head hits
the pillow, he's out. He might have it all together.
That's my most fat he always says. He always checked. Now.

Speaker 9 (04:37):
I know you don't like my advice, and I tell
him every time. No, if you could just offer it
like you and I'm just a caveat.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
I made some mistakes. No, well, here's what you should do,
all right.

Speaker 9 (04:53):
Whenever you say Nutsy, well, hello, we have got to
get some of that trash music you play just for
you in the morning. He's gonna start playing something on
the air this morning.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
A kitty cat on a keyboard. That was he had
a methodic keyboard. It was good. It's the Ray Bryan trio.
I love Ray Bryant ken. Yeah, well turn it down
a little bit of Ray Brian for a little softer
he wait, here's what how's this one like this? There
he goes kitty Cat up on the keyboard. This is brilliant.

(05:30):
It's the great Ray Bryan trio.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
I'm not familiar with you keep saying it doesn't make it.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
It's still alive.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Sadly, what a great keyboard player. Okay, maybe I was wrong.
I don't know what I was thinking. Okay, sorry, And
then he looks up at me and he goes, this
music bothering you, He says to me every morning too.
Let's because I'm in here working by myself. Here you
bounds walk in an hour later.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, you know that.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
You that's the problem with the show in your eye,
isn't it. You're in here by yourself, and then the
show starts and all we all show up. Yeah, what
the hell's our pro? So well, a lot of pushback. No, boy,
we have some letters here, letter of import. I don't
think time for letters. We don't have time, oh you.

(06:18):
First of all, we got to talk about your teams.
We don't, Yes, we don't. Well, I mean the twenty
five twenty.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
Four Bears win last night and what was it, twenty
one fourteen Falcons pound the bills.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah, in Atlanta. So we're going to talk with Kastakia Konomopolos,
who happens to be a huge Atlanta Falcon fan, lifetime fan.
He'll be in great spirits. Washington, you're not done good? Yeah,
I'm real down.

Speaker 9 (06:43):
Washington had three turnovers and still lost by one point
with three seconds left. So yeah, returnover's Arby's number.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Order he was going there? Did you see him?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
No, no, what's your record for turnover? I wouldn't have
had the Rby's reference, but that would have been which
makes it much funnier.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Sorry, Arby Steak bites. You gotta try him. This is
our first letter.

Speaker 11 (07:09):
I thought recording Chick at his compound on a football
Sunday or Monday night would be a fun listen, of course,
with chicks approval, and assuming he's a very vocal game
watcher on TV.

Speaker 9 (07:19):
I'm not considering. I am not at the TV. No,
this Sunday is a prime example. Of course, Washington didn't
play it on Monday night, so it really didn't watch
one game. I turned the red Zone channel, and because
they insist on keeping Scott Hanson aboard and being the
announcer for a zone, I put it on mute and

(07:39):
I watched the games. And I have no trouble following
the game. But they go switch back and forth games
and I listened to the music sometimes, mister Hanson, is
it the volume of it's the volume, it's the things,
he says, it's it's everything.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Qu like me, it's the content and the volume. Yeah,
although Scott doesn't offer me advice. I know that.

Speaker 11 (07:58):
Go ahead when you're watching the game. I'm your team.
Like last night, if you're watching the game, Yeah, you
don't go.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Why did you do that?

Speaker 5 (08:04):
No?

Speaker 9 (08:04):
No, no, no, no, my husband, Well, you guys know this.
I'm a I'm a powder. If I get upset, I'll
I go quiet.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
I don't. I don't like screaming, yell at the TV and.

Speaker 9 (08:13):
What are your stupid son of the stuff like that.
I'm not that run it up the middle again. That
never works.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, that couch coaching. We get that at our house.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Okay, there's audio of me watching my Saint Louis Blues
play hockey. Oh it's a lot of that. Yeah, it's
not yelling or mad. It's just not reactionary. Could it
be mistaken for pornographic sounds? Oh boy? Maybe, because we
have that coming up in the news today. The sounds

(08:42):
of well, in a particular place. The neighbors seem to
think that there was an issue, but we'll get to
that coming up. It's a fascinating story actually coming up today.
As I mentioned Kastaki Economopupliss also comedian Dustin Seymour joining us.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
In a relation to Jane Seymour, I don't know she's
found the fountain of you? Doesn't she something?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
You think it's beautiful? Yeah, but that's a lot of work,
which almost eighty I think you put lettuce on my sandwich.
Christ Jane, will you give me I like to I
like to replace the bread with lettuce. You know there

(09:29):
weren't for those doctor Quinn residuals. I'd be damn. Originally
they called it doctor Quim. I thought it was not
very tasteful.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
She's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
There has to be a doctor Quim somewhere out in
the in the world. I am Florence Quim No like
a doctor cover half of Nebraska. Sadly she's a dentist,
like doctor Quim sex expert or something like that. It's
for what you got down there. Okay, we've got lots

(10:03):
of words, be very clear, and we've anatomically not like bugs.
Bugs that's what I'm trying to clarify that For the
odds who.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Told us that. I think that he told us.

Speaker 9 (10:18):
That when he said, remember somebody said he put a
flashlight on it. The bug the bugs back away from
the light.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
He was remember this guy or is he talking about
pinworms and the anus? I don't know what he was.
That's how you can diagnose if you have.

Speaker 9 (10:35):
I would have never I would have never thought that
you could have to be like Geft, like beholding a
camera in one hand and you have to have active
insects on your body that react to light.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
I don't do that, like I don't mister Scott. The
only person in the room who's had body lies.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Uh you know, Tom? Do they do?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
They react to lie? I didn't notice that. I I
just noticed that I saw one. It looked like one
of my freckles was walking down my leg. So I
didn't do the light experiment. Christ I have a tactical
question for all women, yes, observation. Let me get my
phone here. The latest thing. Instead of having a mirror,

(11:20):
they hold their phone up and you know why, No,
I'm asking you.

Speaker 11 (11:25):
No, you use the camera. You use the camera to
a mirror a mirror. But they used to have a mirror.
The little apple on the back used to be a mirror,
and they got rid of it, and it pisses me
off to this deck.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, because you could used to be able to go
like this. Now it's gone.

Speaker 11 (11:41):
So now you have to use the camera, which is
not flattering at all.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
I was trying it, trying it last week, and for
those that are paying attention, I finally got rid of
that ZiT inside my nose.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
It is it in your nose?

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Oh my god, an angel deep in the inside. It's
like the worst. I almost went to the doctors. Hey,
can you go in there with some kind of a machine.
Oh really hurt? Wait did you ever get one in
the inside? Oh yeah, I've been there. What the hell
I know? This is it? Sucker nine, I'm over, I'm
over forty now? When does this is it? Thing? Stop?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Do you pick your nose a lot.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Only all the time? No? No, this I don't know
what cost that. It was very weird, but I've been cured. Now.
Coming up, we also have a news from the world
of baseball.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
Yeah, Dodgers won last night Game one and LCS and
Seattle beat the Blue Jays again. They're up two games
to that and they're both in Toronto, right those yeah,
those two games. Yeah, they're doing the two three two
things you don't care for?

Speaker 5 (12:39):
That now written right now, it's quizz Time in Fact,
and also I think we'll do an early edition of
Today in History since I've managed to not do it
on time ever most of last week. Right right now,
it's the Silac Insurance Company Special Quiz. The letters have
been coming in for Chick McGee, Yes they have. You've
been hearing about the Silac annuities. What's an annuity? Well,

(13:00):
that's a great way to find yourself retoring, retiring with
cash coming in. They know all the details at the
Silac Insurance Company. We've been learning about them here. So
the first question for mister McGee as you go through
the stack here, dear Chick, I want to browse and
read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the
Silac Insurance Company's web address?

Speaker 9 (13:19):
Oh so easy, Tom, Silac website s I l A
c I n s dot com.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
That's s I L A c I ns dot com.
The thing I love is money. How about this one
twenty percent bonus by going from a four oh one
K to a silak annuity? How does that happen? Where
do I learn information about that?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Same?

Speaker 5 (13:40):
That's what the kids say. Same.

Speaker 9 (13:41):
Go to Silac i ns dot com, click on the
Bob and Tom logo to request requests more info.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Very very good. Now, this last one says dear mister McGee,
I love your voice. Would you be kind enough to
read this Silac Insurance Company's disclaimer. I feel put upon, Christy,
if you don't mind.

Speaker 11 (13:57):
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period selected, and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture.
Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps.
Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silac
irons dot com slash disclosure.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
That was perfect. That was absolutely dead on. Thank you,
Thank you, christ Eely. That's that's that's the sign of
a pro. And for the last two weeks we haven't
been getting it right. All these fun things are coming
our way, including we got a letter about Pat Godwin's
high school reunion. Very important and we'll look forward to that.
And Pat has a surprise for us all in the
Oh yeah, you brought your jacket in cool Pat had

(14:39):
a surprise for us.

Speaker 9 (14:41):
Well, surprise being a surprise was add to him putting
a jacket on.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Yeah, not really a surprise.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
I told you yes, and we talked about it yesterday,
you psycho.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Maybe the surprise is the the odor. No, we are
in the Oreilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob
Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (15:01):
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Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yeah, I wouldn't turn the mic off. That's a good movie.
Welcome back to the vib and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. What in the hell broadcast
school did you go to? Coffin? Around is really coughing
and gagging once again on one of those start coughing
like that on the air. Turn his cough, jill him.

(15:56):
I was just talking and I suddenly, well sometimes that happens.
Sometimes curses work. Okay, you go ahead, take over it. Hi,
Christy Chick.

Speaker 9 (16:06):
She's at the Silent Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin,
Hello chick. Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer
sidekick chair.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
That's right, Chickster. Visit Stephen Singer Jewelers at I Hate
Stephensinger dot com to find out why he's the most
trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in
America by other jewelers. That's I Hate Stephensinger dot Com.
Here's A's Cosby. I am chick. Hello Tom. Still, I'm

(16:35):
not sure. I think something went down the wrong.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Guys be a little when they cough like that.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
No, not to I don't do you guys know, I
do not. I haven't started that yet. Yeah, gribble, I
dribble a lot, boy, do I dribble? Dribble after after
you gotta whack it against a wall to keep you
just shut it off the thing. Yeah, I don't know
what's going keeps on dripping. Yeah, you gotta shake Shake,
shake it off, or that was originally written, I see,

(17:10):
it's time to get to our letters. Well, Casey really
got fat. Oh I saw him and he actually says
he says, yeah, I know, I'm kind of heavy. Now,
maybe we should change the name of the band to
k f C and the Sunshine Voice. He's got a boy,
George Burns and math. Also they're also a little older.

(17:33):
Maybe I guess I made up that half of the joke.
But the point is the Sunshine Band. That's the way.
Uh huh, I like it. That was that song was Everywhere, Yeah,
I love them, and then Boogie Shoes and the other
ones that soundedlike O. That era of disco was did
not go away. People said disco died, but it did not.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
A wedding.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
Yeah, yeah, your favorite disco song is was, is and
always will be a shame by Evelyn Champagne King. Oh yeah,
of course you love it.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
You've heard it much different. How dare you know? The
best disco song, of course is Disco Inferno. Yeah, now
that's my top five. Now let's move over to the
world of letters, and uh, we've got our letters. Brought

(18:33):
to you by Omaha Steaks who's going to start. I
will dear Bob a Tom show. Since you're talking about
candy for Halloween. One candy I've never had but want
to try, and I can't find it anywhere now is
the amazing Clark bar. I used to.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Check them with you.

Speaker 9 (18:50):
They're not out there anymore. It's what Russell says. I've
been to many places in the United States. You can't
find one.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Weird.

Speaker 9 (18:58):
Amazon has a cup of her vision, but not the bar,
A Clark Bar cup.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Well that is all.

Speaker 9 (19:04):
Well, that would be the Clark cup, not the clap
bar A club. Anyway, I found out about these, I
beg your pardon what a clup?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Clup does not sound appetizing.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
You wouldn't need a clup, No, what would you do
for club? I don't have to get a look at
it and shine a light on it and see what's
going on. I found out about these because they were
featured on the series Reacher Clark Bar.

Speaker 9 (19:28):
Oh Amazon, Reacher with the big guy who beats up people? Yeah,
Jack Reacher, remember top Jack Reacher.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
I haven't had a Clark par since I was real young.
I like the sequel to that, Reacher Reach Round two,
Reacher Round two, I was like, where's it was? Actually
Reacher around two. Oh, this is the reach around Christian.

(19:58):
It's a move.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
This is Russell the trucker. Trucker who has Haiku the
puppy dogger drives rides with it. Oh, yes, that is
a photo that and she says rough bark, Oh, I
hope that's nice. According to a survey two thousand adults,
most Americans eat their stash of Halloween candy before October
thirty first arrives. In fact, not only do they do

(20:20):
it once, they do it twice. No, over fifty percent
of Americans go out buy Halloween candy, eat it, don't
have any candy for Halloween, have to go back out
buy more candy.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Eat that.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
That's astonished, and then they have to go out and
buy more candy for Halloween.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Is my mom, we didn't even know where it was.
Oh gee, I mean we have they shed four boys
in the house. They hit it.

Speaker 9 (20:44):
The survey from a talker on behalf of CVS Pharmacy
found that fifty five percent of Americans end up running
to the store to buy candy at the last minute. Uh,
thirty two percent sweet, fifteen percent like salty snacks, what.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah, I give a pretzel on Halloween. They're in here
and get them and throwing back at your house. Another
five thousand Americans. The research on behalf of Hi chuw,
But God bless you, You're welcome. I chew. Is that
a candy?

Speaker 9 (21:14):
Mark this talker research again seventy almost seven hundred and
fifty million pounds of candy every year. And it's not
only candy.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Where is that?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Some people give out stuffed animals. What they don't that's what? No,
they don't. I mean like one person in America. That's
that's kind of nice. Uh, like a beanie baby size
they don't want to give out. No, it's great, but
I don't. Yeah, I don't think it's very common.

Speaker 9 (21:45):
For four and ten people surveyed said they give out
things like fidget toys, uh twenty three percent, friendship bracelets
twenty one percent, Taylor Swift or small stuffed animals twenty
one percent.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
So your declaration of no, they don't know that is
if you're telling me one in five houses giving away
stuffed animals, I will shoved stuffed animals up my asss.
That is not true. There is no way in hand,
he said, tell them and I think we already did.
So I'm gonna go get a couple of beanie babies

(22:21):
six flags.

Speaker 9 (22:22):
You're winning one of the big ones. I'm just telling
you what the survey says. And I knew I was
taking my life into my own hand.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I had a couple like we would get some spider
rings and a couple of things like that. Those eraser
toppers for your pencil remember they were kind of silly
monsters and.

Speaker 13 (22:37):
The uh.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Teeth.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 14 (22:44):
And by the way, you were on the air last
week and I heard you you had to tell the
joke beforehand, and we did too, from our arie.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
We told a joke at Halloween. Oh cool, Yeah, we
heard I heard from somebody. Yeah, that's a trick or
treating you had? Never When did you guys grow up
on a movie that? I don't believe it. I may
have spent two years on the Universal.

Speaker 9 (23:04):
Lot actually the only but first, tell me a joke
before you get a treat. I don't think I ain't
buying it from either one of you.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
I kissed my first girl on the steps up to
the bait's house. Is that true? Isn't that like sixty smaller? Yeah,
it's crazy. Small. Yeah, no, I have a letter about candy.
Oh goodlet's here, all right, are you gonna poop poo
this like you poop pooed mine us from Julie. Don't

(23:33):
stop poop pulling. She says, I had a fatty, fat,
fat fat moment when I was making Somemores with the kids.
Instead of playing chocolate, we used cookies and cream candy bars,
soft chocolate chip cookies. I'm guessing in lieu of the
Graham Cracker, peanut buttercups, Snickers, and as Tom would say, rallos.

(23:57):
Absolutely convinced they were what these rollos? We have some? Right?
He just.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Chocolate and Gmel.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Kept saying it as if it were true. So this
is a variation on the more that sounds It sounds delightful. Yes,
she says the rollos and peanut butter cups were the favorites.
Too sweet, somebody they take two chocolate chip cookies as
the They experimented with that too. Yeah. Now I wonder
if she used a traditional marshmallow. Well, yeah, yes, presumably

(24:32):
marshmallows the entire time. That is a great idea, experimenting
with the don't julib but the kids had a blast.
Now this is a letter regarding this comes true us
from Paul the mail man. Paul, appreciate your hard work
out there now drives or walks, maybe a little bit
of both. Oh, shorts walks, drives that it all? Uh

(24:57):
probably were shorts like you. Yeah, I like shorts. My
you PS guy, My you PS guy wears shorts winter
and summer. Ah sure, now a pat you went to
your big high school reunion. Yeah, and you made a
point of saying that you someone tracked down your high
school jacket that gone for fifty one fifty two years.

(25:18):
You had given it to a young lady that was
the tradition at your school, and that a letter jacket,
gave it to your girlfriend, had them wear them at
the games and stuff, and she tracked somebody tracked down
your jacket and got it back. So it's been sitting
in a closet for all these years.

Speaker 14 (25:32):
Yeah, Christine, I brought it with me. It's in the
other room. It's in the other room.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Chick.

Speaker 14 (25:39):
Well, ten minutes ago that I was going to I
was sitting here the whole time.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
You could have gotten up and walked into the next
rou jacket spent more time in the closet than my
youngest brother, my dad for that, he's still not out. Uh,
bless his heart? Could we affected ball the mailman's letter,
he's in Florence, Alabama, Florence. He writes the first things. First,
how much tail did Pat get at the reunion? I
bet he was swimming in trim.

Speaker 14 (26:08):
I think the trim has slowed down quite a bit.
We went to school, We have other thoughts on our
minds and just constant sex.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
I got a casket purchasing that sort of thing. Yeah,
we're all coffin ready, Okay, coffin ready. I'm not sure
I can say who this was, but I was talking
to a friend of mine the other day, friend of
ours the other day. Yeah, andmong other things. He announced
he's purchased his plot. Oh okay, I always here. Well

(26:36):
have you done that? No, no thanks, no thanks, You're
just gonna have that be a burden, a burden, thank you?
Ye same here, talk about it, chick.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I assume you let somebody else handle that.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Huh. It's not that much of a burden to kick
somebody into a ditch. I just need I just need
a coffee can. That's all I need. I'm gonna He's
gonna find your pale corpse in a drainage ditch? Is
I found e? T like a soap opera. Everybody got
a motive to kill you. You're just gonna dad. This

(27:14):
person's far too young to have already picked out his
own plot. Really, and AND's not that?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Also he said, and I wwed a very large gravestone.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
Oh it sounds like something that sounds like sactly like
something new.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Oh God, who's he just did the impression of this person?
Do you think we can decide? I was looking the
other way, very large figure. I'd rather not who is
speculating the It sounded like Gunner to me. I'm not
a good gas Gunnar. We just want to somewhere as
long as it's really huge letters something about Chicago and

(27:50):
the Bears. He's from Chicago. Huh, let's real.

Speaker 11 (27:54):
Yeah, that's what does a big gravestone costs? These days
got to be expensive?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Oh man, I bet there are thousands and thousands. Can
you buy a gravestone and chisel it yourself? I wonder?
I bet? I bet? Yeah, we have standards.

Speaker 10 (28:10):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (28:11):
What is the go to think there's an.

Speaker 9 (28:13):
Overseer in the in the graveyard, there's a sounds not
up to not up to code.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
We need to read the military cemeteries there are. Yeah,
we couldn't put like father and Popolari on my dad's
all the grand kids called them popolari and they said no, no,
on that, No, it's soted. So it's like when you
move into the the the condo complex for the elderly,

(28:41):
and they've got the one guy that is you can't
have that fence. The same thing with your gravestone. Well,
I mean when you look at it's a it's Jefferson
Barracks in the Saint Louis area, and it's so it's
there's everything's very uniform.

Speaker 9 (28:55):
Yeah yeah, but I mean in there we would have
liked to put it's like these neighborhoods and have the
same mailbox for everybody.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah. Right. He loved being called populary. In fact, it
was shortened to p L. And he had a big
T shirt that just said p L on it.

Speaker 9 (29:08):
And that's what he said. It stood for Papa Larry.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Wow, Like he wasn't Brother John, Hey, what's with the
BJ T shirt here at the fair? You're scaring up.

Speaker 9 (29:18):
I don't get that for something lovers. What I was going,
What the hell you came up with?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
In the UK or Scotland.

Speaker 11 (29:29):
Actually they had these big order cemeteries that had the big, huge,
you know, tombstones. I guess, and they'll go the body
is buried forty feet to the left.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
What weird?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Why would you? It was so bizarre, like you didn't
know where bodies were buried.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
You don't have I thought they have to be underneath.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
The stone, not necessarily not or this treasure hunting.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Yeah, look for the action and dig. Yes, it was
so pat No trim at the no, no, no, no,
you're disappointing our mailman. Thank you Paul for taking the
time and trouble to write that letter. More letters coming up.

Speaker 9 (30:04):
Will you tell him now, completely concisely and clearly that
you want him to try on his jacket when we
come back break?

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Okay, that's a yes. People want to see. Did you
hear that chat? I got it. This is what you guy,
you too need. It's like some energy area. Yeah, yeah,
like a moderator you don't deserve. No, I don't have
to do you know that kind of time? Well I do,
but right now and whether or not participate last even
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Hello Chick, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, he's the I Hate
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Speaker 5 (33:07):
I'm Chick McGee. Hello Tom, Hello Chick. Now we've been
talking a lot about posters when you were a kid,
or maybe not, when you were a single man and
still had freedom to host whatever you want. Christy, does
your man have any posters?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yes? Oh, but they're framed.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Yeah. See that's the thing. When you reach a certain age,
you have to frame moment. This may be in your garage.

Speaker 11 (33:34):
Yeah he's yeah, he does. But there he has a basement,
thank God.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
For that, the man cave.

Speaker 11 (33:41):
Bathroom and the bedroom and oh yeah bedroom, yeah, oh yeah,
he's got it all down there.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
It's really it's it's heaven fellows. I'm a guess of
oven with plenty of bedroom. I don't even mind the centipedes.
I'm having the boys from soundproofing. We have We've talked
about Barry various popular posters. Of course, the Farah Fawcet
poster was a big woman. I've mentioned the Fi Zappa

(34:08):
crapa Frank Zappa poster. Uh add nauseum. Once this comes
to us from Andrew, he writes, uh, do you remember
the Budweiser frogs? Remember they take a bud by Budweiser frogs.
Decided to read this? Huh uh yeah, he goes, I

(34:30):
I won this poster at the Elkhart County four h fair.
It's it's three frogs. Did you did you send the
picture to Jason so he could put it up? Oh? Sorry,
I didn't. I I can I do that right now? Uh?
This is I I'll describe the poster for you, all right?

(34:53):
Is that good enough? I think it's the Budweiser. It's
three frogs sitting there in front of a roll of
toilet paper and there going. But why ah, but why
have a little fun with the old uh the old campaign? There.
I hung it on my bedroom wall, uh until I

(35:16):
moved out about my own place. I guess that might be.
I think the ladies would what if you had it
in your bathroom? A little sort of you know, it's
break the awkwardness with some silliness. No, said Christy. Christy
wouldn't allow it. But obviously I don't care. There there
was a time when the Budweiser frogs were a big thing.

(35:37):
Sure it hearkens back to a well there we go,
there's there it is. I never I never got the
Budweiser frogs. I never thought that was but why sure?
I thought it was effective. Okay, not exactly the class
that the Clydesdale's offer, but well, I mean but they

(36:00):
had the Budweiser advertising agency, whoever that was. They were
killing it for a while in the Superman and Wazop
and the you had the bud Ice Penguin. You had
the whole gimme a oh no, that was Miller like
give me a light or no, which was it? Give
me a light and they would hand you a lamp. No,
bud Light, That's what it was. It was bud Light

(36:21):
because Miller Light was like on top until that campaign.
Then bud Light went above them. Well, thank you for
the poster, Andrew, We certainly appreciate it. Do you have
any other letters over there here? Bob a Tom show.
I've listened to Tom praise the brilliance of mister Ed
for too long Okay, I've sent you TV ratings from

(36:43):
a two week period between September to October nineteen sixty three.
You see what you've done to this poor person? Sent
them scouring the internet for this kind of information.

Speaker 9 (36:57):
TV ratings from nineteen sixty three September October. Mister d
is tied for seventieth in the ratings back then.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
To put this in perspective, the show's getting more viewers
than Tom's equine King include Hoot and Nannie, Oh, the
Richard Boone Show, The Flintstones, Oh, Flintstones was great, and
Farmer's Daughters. But which of these shows is still on
the air all the time? And the answer is Mister

(37:28):
ed Also of note and the Flintstones. Also of note
is the lofty in quotes ranking of the Fugitive at
number thirty nine? What was number like number one? Beverly Hillbillies?
Just everyone loving it?

Speaker 9 (37:47):
A thirty four to nine in nineteen sixty people couldn't
get enough. These are NFL game numbers playoff numbers number two,
Bonanza number three, Dick Vantaig number on for Lucy, number five,
Andy Griffith number six, Petticoat Junction number seven, Danny Thomas.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Was that a good show? I don't remember. Do you
remember Ny Thomas show?

Speaker 9 (38:09):
I don't remember much about it? Number it was good,
number eight, Red Skeleton, number nine, Perry Mason number ten,
the Donna Reed Show. Everything in the top ten CBS
except two shows, but Nanza at number two NBC and
Donna Reid was ABC at number ten.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Was she pretty Yeah? Yeah, she played Mary. Yeah. Of
course I didn't hear last so wow, garble laugh war
And I can't believe it was so high up. I

(38:54):
had no idea it was that popular. Yeah, but Mister
Reed was one of those shows. Sure what it's like
the Monsters of the Adams Family that lives years later,
even though those two shows were only on for a
couple of years. Is there a chance Mister Ed was
super cheap to syndicate and that's kind of why it
didn't become the footnote? No, No, it's because of the quality,

(39:15):
the artistry of a talking horse. I appreciated it when
I was a kid and it was on Nicked Nights
and it's a it's a child, it's a children's shop.
I think so appealed the kid. No, you don't, you
dare I think any psychologists will tell you, uh, you know,

(39:38):
the notion of this guy sitting in his barn ignoring
his gorgeous, stacked wife at all times to talk essentially
to himself. It's a show really about one's a fooling oneself.
I think it's about having delusional behavior in a in
a world of chaos.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
But you were a kid when you watched it, you
didn't think.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
I know, but it I now appreciate. I now appreciate
what it was. Really. There are the true lesson one
hundred and forty five episodes, and I'm on IMDb and
you can look at every episode. I'm just going to
click on season four. I'm just doing this randomly, episode eleven.
What happened during this episode is called love Thy new neighbor.

(40:20):
Wilbur spends all his free time with the Kirkwoods now
that they've moved in next door, and Ed is feeling
mighty lonely with no one around to keep him company.
Oh no, so he murders a hobe for attention to
feel something. Eon Ames and Florence McMichael played the Kirkwood.

(40:42):
Kirkwood remember his neighbors. Sharon Tate played the telephone operator.
Was she multiple episodes. Wow, she was in all those
all those shows, and that's a dark turn. Gary Oldman
played mister Ed. Yeah he did his own makeup, amazing.

(41:05):
Wouldn't answer to anything. But were there multiple Wilbers? No, okay,
it was all Alan Young the whole time. But the
neighbor did he? No, that was I was in mister
Wilson on Dennis Veniz. He died and they had to
replace him with you know what popular Disney character. Alan
Young voiced no Mickey Mouse for years, Scrooge McDuck. No kidding, Yes,

(41:27):
there you go. Oh well, now, we always appreciate your letters.
You can reach this Bob and Tom at Bob and
Tom dot com.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Are we gonna call out his jacket.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Or once again pat gown? If you're watching on the
YouTube's Pat Gotten was wearing his high school jacket. It
looks so good months ago. Let's see all the buttons. Now, uh,
it's one of those. Are those real leather sleeves or
are they vinyl? Real leather? Oh he's got the white

(41:55):
vinyl sleeves. Kind of a crack, kind of a sky blue.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Need to you think of conditioner?

Speaker 10 (42:02):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (42:03):
Yeah, you need to get that cleaner so I just
got on the bank. It's a little dingy.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
I don't know, maybe kick the sign or something. Are
you gonna wear that? Are you gonna wear that in public? Dude?
You could, man, I know, I don't think it's a
little I mean, I'm not sure. I'm not sure young ladies,
young ladies at the bar would see the irony. Yeah,
ran back seventy two. I was a sophomore, right, pretty cool. Yeah,

(42:31):
we beat Jimmy Suffer this year. He went on to
play for Penn State in Miami at the Miami Dolphins.
He had a Super Bowl, they had a Super Bowl touchdown.
How much for you to how much would it cost
us to have you walked into a college class like
you're the new kid wearing that using fifty slag wearing classes? Yeah,

(42:53):
I heard, I'm here to learn calculus and curses. Oh boy,
you sure are pretty. You you sure send me you
have a darling figure, darling. Well, we'll get a nice
shot of that of you and your jacket. And when
does your special come out on dry bar? End of
the year? Yeah, all right, December. Why you mentioned the

(43:16):
other than to start a problem every time we have
this you want it to be out now.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
Because they didn't ask you when they should release it, right,
you have the title by Hey.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
They're doing what they want to do and it bugs
the hell out of you. I mean, how hard can
it beat it? Edit the things? It's not a matter
of editing, it's it's they have a plan. They are
doing everything they do it. Yeah, they are why I
was just hoping to get out. Pet's still alive. You know.
Postumous viewings are good, Okay, a beneficial. If I passed

(43:51):
away right when I came out, you never seen his
career would take off. Okay, good to know. Now, we'll
get this all sort when we return. We are in
the Rally Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (44:02):
I want to share something, Send us an email Bob
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Speaker 9 (44:12):
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the Silac News
in Sirence News desk Air's Christy Lee Airs, Pat Godwinalow, Hello,
josh Ard. Hello at the I Hate Stephen Singers sidekick chair.
There's Ace Cosby. I'm chick McGee and here's Tom Griswold.
Uh something special going on. Pat went to his high

(44:34):
school reunion and someone there actually dug up, this is amazing.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
You were on a you had a very good football team.
What I was a sophomore? Yeah, and you you guys
won like the championship. And uh, you hadn't seen your
leather jacket for decades. Yeah? Your your your your letter
jacket fifty years ag and someone dug it up and
that's your actual jacket. It's amazing. Now did they also
find your leather helmet? Hey? Yeah, I left the the sockhop.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
Well, that explains why we're talking about it again. Did
you wear leather helmets?

Speaker 5 (45:08):
No? You and I wore the same helmets. What's that
same era? The same generation.

Speaker 9 (45:12):
I would love to look up and see you across
the line of scrimmage. Oh my god, did you actually play?

Speaker 5 (45:17):
I would have warn you.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
A lot of people would say that I was one
of the most important person people on the team. Comedy
relief on the bus, you know, keeping the mood light.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
I still love your story about the special stick that
your coach carried around, the spirit stick.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
Tell coach Jones he had I don't know, two feet long.
It was just a square piece of wood and it
was spray painted red and for each wind he put
a piece of a white athletic taper around.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Our colors were red and white, not Dallas and blue. Yea,
it really mimics that.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
I smarted all for I didn't take athletics too seriously.
That if that this is a surprise to anybody. I
don't know who though you think I am. But yeah,
he he would hit everybody, including me, upside the head
with that thing, and somewhere my head is still ringing. Yeah,
and that was you know, that was.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Just the way. It didn't make it right, but that's
how football's football coaches coached back. Yeah, it's crazy these
days football coaches get fired and get dozens of millions
of dollars to leave town. Yep, it's absolutely amazing. We
had to have some sporting news of interrot well.

Speaker 9 (46:31):
But first, dear Boba Tom Show, I'm Scott from chippew
Off Falls, Wisconsin. We had a guy in my neighborhood.
Every Halloween he owned a business repairing vending machines and
pinball machines. Every Halloween he would open his garage and
had about a dozen pinball machines and even a few

(46:51):
video games, all set up, and he would run them
for free for the kids, trick of treating whoa. He
would also make mixed drinks for the adults and us
kids would play pinball. It was a good time for everyone.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Sounds like it. That's great. That great pinball machines, the
guy a bunch, he said, about a dozen. That's amazing.
That'd be a good place to hang out. Of course,
we used to have two pinball machines.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, I know, and you got rid of them before
asking if any.

Speaker 9 (47:18):
I've always wanted a pinball machine for the compound.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
I believe you knew that. I think you sold it
to someone just to upset me. They weren't getting used enough,
and I also noticed that a lot of work time
was being spent dicking around on the pinball doesn't so
which is it? They weren't being used enough or.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Doesn't make sense?

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Just a liar?

Speaker 9 (47:43):
Yeah, yeah, you really are, and you're not used to
having someone tell you you're a liar. I could see
distinct problems that merged in the disrespect that he.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Thinks we're just gonna be okay. Were used enough, and
they were Tom's really on tall. He had our number.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Oil boy right again? You know what he.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
Always teaches me, he does. Just pick one here, Bob
a Tom's show. If this letter is read, it has
to be read by Chick.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
All right.

Speaker 9 (48:18):
This is from Matt in Minnesota. Chick always makes fun
of Tom forgetting his jeans hemmed and tailored and custom
hemmed it all and getting it done too short, and
therefore Tom wears floods.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
You know what floods are hard? You know what high waters?

Speaker 9 (48:35):
I was just there yesterday getting them, no kidding, getting
them hemmed. You're psychotic.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
On YouTube breaks, during they show an old school clip
of Bob and Tom walking up the steps to the
station and the studio. I did not know that I
should watch the show sometimes.

Speaker 9 (48:57):
Anyway, Tom's pants are clearly at least two inches too
short even then. In your opinion, is this about how
it's modern day, how it is now in modern day
of Tom pants?

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Or is it worse or has he gotten a little better.
I think it's the same same.

Speaker 9 (49:15):
Yeah, someone told him pants should be at the yeah,
way above the the in step of your shoe, that
way above who perfect?

Speaker 5 (49:25):
No, they're perfect. When you say they're they're okay when
you stand barely they're fine when I stand? When are
they not okay? When I sit? Who's looking like? When
you move? When you move?

Speaker 16 (49:39):
Why?

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Why do you think people notice your parents are too short? Still?
I will I will have to tell Senora to make
them longer, a little, just a touch longer.

Speaker 11 (49:47):
Why don't you just happen I had thirty six and
be done with it.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
You can either get thirty fours or thirty two's and
I'll have to tell Yeah, I'm I'm like, I hover
between two and then a one leg it is slightly
longer than that. No, don't. My doctor told me I
had to help my pants or something. So no, And
it's the wrong thread. It doesn't match.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Who cares a minute? You notice that?

Speaker 14 (50:14):
Yeah, because I've been gifted pants that he no longer
could fit in, you know, and that the hem is
is not the right thread.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Uh, they would at least try to match the threat.
Wait a minute, that's rule number one. Time out. You're
giving you Pat your pants? I must have ten fifteen pairs. God,
I've lost a considerable amount of weight and not a
well man. You know that Pat was a little bit
heavier back then, and I would these. There's a very
nice jeans. I forget the name of them. Yeah, shard

(50:43):
to hell. Yes, I have some of his boxes, the
longer thing. Yeah, you're giving them underwear and get on
top of it. I haven't worn boxers twenty five years.
I don't think you never mind. I went to a
strictly black breeze. Especially now I have to wear that.
Now I have to wear the black what do they
call him? The box? You're just a liar. You always

(51:06):
wore black underwear because of one incident and as you said,
you didn't and I've had to switch to the boxer
brief Why because at the gym if you wear briefs,
things can pop out. Okay, yeah, they're closer to compression
shorts then. Yeah, you want to have full coverage in case,
you know, you know, I don't want to get into
some kind of weird lawsuit because you know, mister Johnson

(51:30):
flopped out during a pilate session, or you don't want
any elliptical accidents. Yeah, by the way, did you see
what happened to Richardson before the talk about bad.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Man Anthony Dson with the exercise you.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Hit himself in the face with something.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Right exercise band.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Well that happened to who is the senator from Nevada, Nevada?
The old guy hmm ever dirt? No, some old democrat
dude Illinois. But he was like ten years he was
doing the same thing and he broke something.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Really no kidding on the handle on him?

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Yeah, right in the orbe yes, because I talk about
I read.

Speaker 9 (52:16):
I read the injury report and it said orbit to bone.
That's your eye socket with an exercise man, And so
I looked it up. Do we have any orbital bones
in a part of our body? It wasn't aware of. No,
it's your face.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I must have slapped him.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
But to get hurt before the game even starts, what
a drag that is? Just sucks. In any event, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (52:36):
Dear Bobby tom Show. My parents purchased an upright freezer
from J. C. Penny in nineteen seventy two, still running
great in my basement.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
J C.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Penny brand. Yeah, man, old fridges are crazy.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah, I still have you have.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
A garage fridge? Yes, oh yeah, you got it.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
Where we live, you have to have a garage fridge
because it's the Midwestern.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Yes.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
In fact, I tried to buy new handles for it,
because you know, the handles like they're white and they
get all icky, and I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
They don't make them anything.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Conversation the handle really iator, I want to get new ones.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
You can paint them, but.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
She told me I could paint them. I want to
paint them. Harry Read is who I was thinking of,
which is a hilarious name.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Also, Harry Reid.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
It sort of sounds like furry penis. Yeah it does, Harry. Yeah,
of course it sounds like furry penis. Hay, your fury
yours is a read. Well, let me see her. I'm sure, sweetie.
You wanna do you want to lick the read? You

(53:42):
lick the red. It's not that big of a stretch,
you know. I read like a can't read like a yeah,
not like a read for a clarinet or a saxophone
or No. Those are like the size of those samboo shoots.
That's what I'm saying. I mean, if the guy's saying,

(54:03):
Harry sausage, Harry Reid works Senator Harry pillar pounder. And
now we're talking something substantial. Well, let's move forward here.
We have a Josh right over there. Oh, my favorite
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(54:25):
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We are in the Arali Auto part Studios, and this

(57:50):
is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the
Bob and Tom Show. What's going on? Hey, we're in.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
The O'Reilly Auto bart Studios. There's Christy Lee at the
Silac Insurance news desk. Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick. Jess Hooker's here. Hello,
there's Josh Arnold. Hi Ace Cosby, I'm chick.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Morning Tom.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
How are you, Buddy good? I got to squeeze in
a couple of letters. Good jam them in. Jessh your
hair looks good today. I like it. You if you're
looking for your glasses. If you're looking for your glasses,
they're on your head. Pat Godwin style. Now, we've been
talking a lot about Halloween. A couple of updates. Someone
was saying they were trying to find the Clark bar. Yeah,
I'm not sure I ever had a Clark bar, really,

(58:38):
but they are apparently available. You've never had a Clark Griswold.
Oh it's a nice reference, not particularly laughing juice, but yeah,
Clark bars are apparently available. At a couple spots. The
tractor supply company, ended Dollar Generals.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Okay, I love, yeah do.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
I tract of Supply has a Clark bar. And then
baby chicks.

Speaker 11 (59:04):
Yeah baby, and you get your dogs vaccinated a lot of.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Times, no kid especial. Yeah, they can groom cats.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
They have it all going on.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
And tractors. Yeah, and you can get your ivermectin their
tom Oh I don't think. I don't think they have tractors,
have tractors supply. Oh okay, but they don't have track. Okay,
good to know, Thank you very much. No, we got
a couple of letters I wanted to get to. We're
talking about cool things that happened during Halloween, like the
house that has the pinball machines. That's right, Uh, this

(59:33):
is from Uh. Then didn't someone in your neighborhood make
hot dogs every Halloween? That was the coolest? Yeah? Yeah,
chicken soup. Didn't you have chicken soup? Yeah, that's my neighborhood,
just that I just moved out of. Yeah. The doctor
there drummed out. Yeah, kind enough. Yeah, he makes some petitions.
Are here, makes chicken velvets he has. I mean, it's

(59:54):
amazing they have a gigantic buffet of candy bars. I
mean like hundreds of them, and kids walk in take
whatever they want. That the adults he has full bar service,
chicken soup and chicken wings. That sounds it's amazing. What's
that guy? Yeah, he's an excellent chef and a qualified physician.

(01:00:19):
Now there you go. This is from uh. I'll have
to give a mister d We'll call old lady in
our neighborhood, mister Dick. Mister Dick. Right. He describes an
old lady had a spider monkey. Answered to her, the

(01:00:44):
monkey would scream and jump all over the room. That
really kept you on your toes ready to run out.
And she had the best candy raisins halloweens here you
have to start making more for the little trigger traders.
Is a spider monkey? Is that the one that we

(01:01:04):
had in the mirror?

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
That was No, that's a monkey.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
Yeah, sweet sweet poushin, having a monkey is a pet
real bad idea, right, horrible, I super highlight. You don't
want your nose anymore? Yeah, okay, let's like a chimp.

Speaker 9 (01:01:20):
Well, there was a lady in my old neighborhood who
trained help her monkeys. Wow, and I was driving around
one day and she's riding on her bicycle with this
monkey hanging around her neck.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
I bet you loved it. I thought it was a
crazy hair do it first and then no, the.

Speaker 11 (01:01:33):
Spider monkeys are larger than the capuchin monkey that was
in here.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Yeah, and that she was in the neigh We see
her all the time, and she spider monkeys have eight legs. Yeah, yeah,
that's the that's the biggest difference. That's a big difference.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
And they spin a web.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Some poor kids going to break that down on an
essay and stand up today and say that's right, teacher,
spider monkeys have eight legs. It ruins the kid's life.
And this is from a die hard Rush fan, Doug,
because I've seen them live numerous times on tour.

Speaker 9 (01:02:10):
Did you see at their homes? Did you see the
onions headline? Now a new Rush drummer excited to be
only woman in arena.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
That's a great headline, and that is brilliant. As I
pointed out, I'm not sure. I'm not sure which concert
would have more men in it, a Rush concert or
Liza Minelli. But the point being our letter from that dimension.
His name Doug Doug, mister dick, I thought, douga, that
was the previous letter my fault. I've seen Rush numerous

(01:02:45):
times while on tour, not at their homes. On the
Snakes and Arrows tour. My wife said she wanted to
go with me to see what all the hype was about.
We had really good seats, fifteen roast back right on
the floor. Rush takes the stage and as usual, they
are quote amazing as hell. After the second song, my

(01:03:06):
wife taps me on the shoulder and says, Getty is
not attractive at all. Yeah, this is right. Yeah, so
was this a bring your bring your wet blanket night?
Was the only thing I could reply was, really, we're
not here to invite him for a three way.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
I went to see.

Speaker 11 (01:03:27):
Rush one time, and I think I was one of
the only, yeah, few women there.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
We've had a couple lady Rush fans. Of course, did
you enjoy it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
It's all right, But I grew up with Rush.

Speaker 11 (01:03:38):
I mean, you know, that was a band of my
high school years, college years, so they've got that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Does anyone sound even slightly like them? I think the
answer is no. Palmer a little bit. You you think
Greg Lake sounds like Getty's banshee howl. So the sound
and you didn't say vocals, you said sound. O that. Yeah,
we're excluding vocals from their overall sound. Oh that's all
different category. That would be a category and stupid jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Wha stupid jeopardy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Sometimes sometimes you could argue back me, why why not
let that be in the category? If if ducks had hands?
I cannot know monkeys. I appreciate a proper mic trust.

Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
I'm seeing rush in their home instead of on tour.
The old schools operate very helpful. What a struggle just
to read the mail?

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
That is?

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
I thought we were doing history.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
I thought we were done with letters. Why don't we
do that? Where time is it? Okay? We're okay, what
are we doing? And it's a different time in other places?
Time for history, it is a different times of the observation.
China still have that one time zone? How are still?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Are they different?

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Dumb jeopardy? Is my mic on. I think you're correct
China has different time zones or just one one? Just one?
Isn't that right? Yeah? It's one time zone. So and
then it of course covers a vast amount of what
we call geographical area on Stupid Jeopardy, Big big, big, big,
big Land. I'd like big land for two hundred Alex

(01:05:13):
Stupid Jeopardy Alex is dead. Oh dear, not gonna say. Okay,
where were we today? I have known what they is today?
Fourteen fourteen day fourteen. Oh, here we go, Pat, This
one's for you all.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Born in sixteen forty four. William Penn Yes, for you, bat.
That was William Shakespeare's pen name. Pennsylvania is named after
William Penn. Yes, uh, you know. And then of course
his uncle William Tran came up with Transylvania, all the Sylvanias.
And then of course either relative the slack that is

(01:05:53):
light bulbs and television chests. Okay. Middle initial is the question.
Christy Lee born in eighteen ninety. He would be the
thirty fourth president of the United States. Dwight Eisenhower middle
initial D. Very good. He's one of those guys they
always have. It's always Dwight, d Eisman White. David, Yes, David,
and David is like his Grandsonlas. But that would be

(01:06:18):
on Stupid jeopard that's true. What is what islas? I'd
like the middle initial of one of our presidents i'd
like be like, no, no, it's I like Ike Idiot
and Harry S. Truman. They asked stand raining right, that's correct.
Born in nineteen twenty seven. Anything, this one's this one's
for you, this one's for you. Be hard to get elected?

(01:06:40):
Miss Okay, I don't know. We had a baruck. Who's
say you could be Lee Harvey Johnson and maybe naked
okay him and Lee Harvey. Well this is from miss Hooker.
Born in nineteen twenty seven. Roger Moore, Roger Moore, I

(01:07:01):
don't do you one note? Yeah, okay, this might help.
Roger Moore. Oh he was a Bond guy.

Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
Yeahsp what Tom says? A lot of people say Roger
Moore is their favorite James Bond.

Speaker 17 (01:07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
Really I'm more in line with the books. Really yeah really? Yeah?
How much clearer can I be? Yeah? I know Tom
did not care for it. I find something good about
all of them, I really do, and that's just my nature.
Timothy Dalton was good. Timothy Dalton was good.

Speaker 9 (01:07:35):
Yeah, you like Timothy Dalton and you'reizing Roger Moore.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Roger Moore date never worked for me? Was he the
one in Octopussy? Yes? Oh yeah? How did they get
away with that? I don't know. And why did they
go with octopussy? And he was the one in you
to a kill with the great it used to be
spider pussy. Right, let's if you're just that was really

(01:08:01):
quite clever. But you have to go back about half
an hour to get the reference.

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
All right, Hey, if you're not listening for at least
a couple of hours, we don't want you to listen anyone. Yeah,
go about your dad ones or nothing?

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Where did he? I mean, how did he even come
up with octopussy? What a snow octopus?

Speaker 9 (01:08:18):
Is that something that that Ian Fleming came up with?
Or did somebody came up come up with that? Under
the guy?

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
And Ian Fleming did he did have pussy galore? That
was in one of his books, But I mean octopussy. Really,
I'm typing inn Octopussy book? But was it was?

Speaker 9 (01:08:33):
It was like in a writer's room with a bunch
of us smart asses. And how about octopusy?

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Yeah, octopussy was in Ian Fleming book, all right? Not
not my favorite James Bond, I'll put it that way.
To me, it's it is always and always will be
Sean Connery. No, when he says that what he means
is that, of course, is everyone's opinion exactly. Yes, no, no, no,
that's just the correct opinion, the corrects. That's a good

(01:09:06):
name for your book. Correct. Born in nineteen sixty seven,
Stephen A. Smith, the sports announcer who's been in here.
He reminds me of the of the front page of
the New York Daily News. I mean the post either
one where it's always one giant headline alligators and sewers.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
And he's screaming at you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Yeah, no matter what it is. You know, it's kind
of the every day it's that same level of outrage,
which I mean, certainly some of the stuff deserves a
little bit of outrage, but if you do it every day,
it kind of gets watered down. Well in the debates,
isn't she little boy? One of the nicest guys we've

(01:09:46):
ever met? Actually? Nice? Oh, he's it's it's it seems
like a thoughtful guy in terms of a good thinker.
There's a there's a component of comedy.

Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
He knows exactly what he's doing to his presentation, which
is nice to find out.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
He's a pretty good debater. I like watching him. Nineteen
seventy eight, the birthday of Usher. Of course, he was
born at the House of Usher in the Fall. Sometimes
they just do them for Josh, for you Poe freaks
out there. How about for you Pole folks. Yeah, folks,

(01:10:21):
we know what the Poe folks restaurants. They had the
Edgar Allen sandwich, the goth version of po folks. We've
got way ravens wings. What else we got here? Old,
I have no idea. This is sliced by a pendulum.
These are all hearts. This is Jeopardy, stupid Jeopardy again,

(01:10:42):
you're Jeopardy comedian Jay farroh Uh. He was real big
there for a while and as great impression of sound
guys kind of going away. Yeah, okay, this morning in Egypt.
This is an easy one. I'll give this one to you,
mister Godwin. Uh. Eighteen ninety two, if you can get
this dummy dude still Jeffy. It depends how you answer that.

(01:11:06):
All The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes was published written by
Sir Arthur very good, very good. Uh, and uh, you
know Conan O'Brien of course, his great great grands How
about this one friend of the show. Many years ago,
Holmes was here, Chuck Yeager in nineteen forty seven on

(01:11:29):
the State broke the sound barrier. He put the spurs
to her, Chuck, friend of the show. He was, he's here,
he's fine. A couple of times. I promise you he
doesn't remember one of the millions of Oh he was great,
he was great. He he he was the he was
driving the pace car at the Indy five hundred. Right, yeah,

(01:11:50):
and uh they gave him a car, and they gave
him a Corvette and he turned it in for two
pickup trucks. That's just as cool as cool as can be.
I think he's one of your best friends. You should know.
Talk to him every day. Oh my god, how is Chucked?
By the way, give us a quick cup. He was
a great American. He's deceased. How about this. In nineteen

(01:12:12):
sixty eight, the Beatles completed work on the White Album
A Bit and other Beatles. Now, there's some who would
say a lot of their music was pretty white, not
just that one. But I'm a big fan. There are
some who'd say it have been called the appropriation album.
There's no such thing. On nineteen seventy five, sure, oh.

Speaker 9 (01:12:31):
Oh wait a minute, that's all for the Beatles. We
don't get like Ringo went for a sandwich or something
like that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
I would have given you more about on you you
you mock it. This is for you a check On
nineteen seventy five, this song hits number one on rock
radio stations everywhere, primarily the album Rock Classic Rock Stations
nineteen seventy five. Think about it. What was the song
that was everywhere October? Why did you give.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
This to me?

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
I should nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
I wasn't on the radio to nineteen seventy years. Okay,
then you're forgiving it was Born to Run, which they've
just made a movie or run. Yeah, I have no
desire tosoever seventy Yeah, and Bruce Springsteen was on the
cover of both Time and news Week at the same time.
Remember all that. Yeah, very rather, I know, And Bruce

(01:13:21):
has been here I know. And I'll do one for you.
Josh in nineteen seventy nine, who scored his first his
first sorry in nineteen seventy nine, who scored his first
NHL goal. Wayne Gretzky. Wayne Gretzky, Yes, great, what the

(01:13:43):
one goal he'd ever accomplished? A decent haircut. You don't
think so. I know that was the era of the
the beginning of the mullet. Remember those hockey Canada's greatest
exports a huge amount. And then the end of Western
civilization took place on this date in two thousand and
seven when the E Network broadcast keeping up with the Kardashians,

(01:14:06):
and it's been downhill ever since. Thank you. They're savvy
business ladies. You can't uh yeah, oh good. I'm surely
hoping that they're working on our foreign policy right now. Now,
let's just move forward here. What's coming up on the
sports desk?

Speaker 9 (01:14:20):
Baseball playoffs? Monday night football. We had two games last
night and I don't care for it. I don't think
it's American one game on Monday night. And yeah, details
coming on.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
Okay, we are in the Orallyota Part Studios. This is
the Bobba Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (01:14:32):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Catch any part of the show you missed later today
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Speaker 9 (01:14:43):
Welcome back to the Bobba Tom Show. We're the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. Why am I yelling?

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
There's no Christy Lee At the Silac Insurance News desk,
Josh is that seat adjustable that you're in?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
It is?

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Yeah, that way the new guy could be comfortable. Booner
to get a new Oh that's cool, I think Pat Godway. Hello,
there's Josh Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold fresh from the
kitchen and one of Jess's creations.

Speaker 9 (01:15:08):
There's as Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom, we got
food in the kitchen.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
What is that? Jess is right, I do not care
for it.

Speaker 18 (01:15:17):
So I bought some apple pears the hybrid. Did you
have one?

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:15:21):
Yeah, I had them in the in the green room
and nobody really ate them.

Speaker 15 (01:15:25):
And then we had.

Speaker 18 (01:15:28):
We had all of a sudden, all these stale Fig Newtons,
and I thought, what can we do with this? And
so I made a crumble with with the apple pears
and the stale Fig Newtons.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
And to me precise, they're Fig Newmans. And I bought
them online and oh, Jerry, I bought six of them
in their own the ones in my house they're no
good either.

Speaker 11 (01:15:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
And you know when I got them, I opened them
up and I was there were stale. So I thought,
I'll take them to the people I work. Yes, I'll
feed not how it happened, no idea? What's so we
could enjoy them here? It will be grateful to eat
my own.

Speaker 18 (01:16:07):
They ended up making a.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
I can't I can't wait to try it. It's delicious,
though you missed a tremendous idea. The chick just what happened?
Never happened? The chia pet oh, oh yeah, always funny.
Oh all right, good, I'm glad you get a kick
out of them. Okay, Oh, I've always loved that you
have a favorite. The Bob Ross. Bob rossch is pretty good.

(01:16:31):
Simmons was fun, yeah, Richard sim Yeah. And as you know,
the chia pet us, you sprinkle some goop on with
the seeds and then and then the the sculpture grows.
Chick had an idea that I don't think he kind
of blurted it out. But the key I do the
Kia motor people making them make a very fine automobile.
The key of Chia. You get a model truck that

(01:16:52):
starts growing hair on the roof, would that be cool?

Speaker 13 (01:16:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Because he is brown hair all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Yes, I look forward to seeing those that the check
out line at CVS are they'll be on. Those are
often an impulse by last second.

Speaker 9 (01:17:14):
They have Chia. They Bob Ross, they have ghost Face
all from Scream. They have a ghost face weird. Yeah right,
they have Marge Simpson, they have Mars, they have SpongeBob.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Those are fun. They have Chia. Hello kitty. Now what's
the what's the worst impulse buy you've ever That probably
requires some thinking. We've all made some bad ones. Yeah,
the wrong car. You know anybody ever done that? This
car looks cool. I don't even need to drive it.
Do I have a question? Do marriages count an impulse

(01:17:51):
impulse purchase? I did one in an impulse Yeah? Uh,
you know something that's a whole different category. Yeah. Yeah.
I might have the word knocked up in it a
couple of times.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
The word drunke Vegas.

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
You know, I wish Jamaica. I wish I could hide
behind she was pregnant. The word impulse for the name
of a car, like the Nissan Impulse better than better
than some Yeah, doesn't sound safe. Yeah, there's something off
about it, but it's kind of better than that. It's

(01:18:23):
like naming a dog. I always think a good name
for a dog is Parvo, but you can't do Yeah,
that's a good dog. Name, Yeah, Parvo. You know, it's
funny because that that really is a good name, I know,
And it's unfair that because it's a disease. Don't kill
your Yeah, we need to what about scabies? Scabies? But

(01:18:43):
that's a cat name. I know. My dog hip displaysure.
I was gonna go with Carvo, but I thought that
was maybe just go with dipso shorten it now. I'm
sorry if we don't say anything about sports, Okay, I
saw this is just an image. I'm sorry. You know
how sometimes you uh, you'll see things in your life
and you go, that was just a nice image, a

(01:19:06):
nice visual. Uh. Maybe it's an old couple sitting on
a park bench holding hands. Oh my gosh, life is
just awesome, isn't it. I saw an old woman, she
was the size and look of doctor Ruth driving a
golf cart all right in the woods. Was in the

(01:19:26):
Lake of the Ozarks area. She was on a little trail,
and she had her arm around the biggest bulldog all right,
which so had to be a great random scene from
a movie. Something else is going on, and then it
just shows your head looking like this, What the hell

(01:19:48):
is look at that? Man?

Speaker 9 (01:19:49):
Oh man, there's a video on Instagram a guys driving
a pickup truck and a big mama Labrador retriever's got
her head on his lab and then the baby elaborate
the puppy is laying on mama's chest.

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
Yes, the door man, there's really yeah. Another great topic.
I was talking to a guy yesterday that he had
always wanted a certain type of dog, and one thing
led to another, and he already had two dogs, but
he got this new puppy and he thought it was
going to be a nice little little doggie. It turns
it it's now weighs one hundred and forty pounds. One
hundred and forty pounds. It was going to be god

(01:20:28):
knows what it is. Apparently it's part that I forget
the name of it. It's something like mast or whatever.
But you ever have read about these people that buy
these little baby pigs. There's supposed to be little toy things.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
They're supposed to be called teacup pigs.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
And they turn out to be the size of the
tea cups. At Disney World, we'll be thinking about the
worst impulse buy. Now, Pat you're the king of the
impulse bot. It's usually guitars or pianos. Yeah, yeah, money.
Money in your pocket doesn't last long. No, I'm irish.
It likes to leave. Irish's meant to have money. I
goes out of your pants like a drunk on surely, Yeah,

(01:21:02):
I see. Well it's is it time to check in
with the sporting scene.

Speaker 9 (01:21:05):
Monday night football? We had two games, which is wrong.
It's just wrong. We all know it. Stop doing it.
Caleb Williams and the Bears over Sweet Baby, Jaden Daniels
and Washington last night on a walk off field goal
by the Bears. They defeated Washington twenty five to twenty
four in a far off place called Landover. Jake Moody,
the kicker now for the Chicago Bears thirty eight yard

(01:21:27):
field goal, and Bjon Robinson, who I believe does have
his own Djon Mustard. Really, Oh that is John Jon's Dijon.
That is that is an absolute. I think that's a fact.
Things like that is a fact.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Gave her the old Jon.

Speaker 9 (01:21:41):
One hundred and seventy of your rushing yards last night.
Falcons just beat the Bills and then some twenty one
to fourteen last night. It wasn't that close. Robinson had
an eighty one yard touchdown run. The Titans have fired
coach Bill Bill that's his dad, Brian Callahan after a
one and five start to his second season, So he's

(01:22:01):
out of there.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
Is he the petulant child you sometimes referred to?

Speaker 9 (01:22:04):
No, that's Kyle Shanahan. Okay, it was Mike Shanahan's and
I stand by that Kyle is a petulant child.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
Blake Snell Snell.

Speaker 9 (01:22:15):
Blake Snell allowed one base runner in eight shotout innings
before Los Angeles bullpen barely held on Dodgers open the
Nationally Championship Series. Last night Milwaukee, too one went over
the Brewers and early on in the game, the Brewers
caught it a deep fly ball and it bounced off
the centerfielder's glove and hit the top of the wall,

(01:22:35):
fell back into the field of play, and then he
caught it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
So they called that an out. I call that a
home run. I don't know what.

Speaker 9 (01:22:42):
Really, And then they threw it in and then the
Brewers had a double play. But the long story short,
Dodgers win the game.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
But it was just so he caught it off the
top of the wall, but after it bounced out of
his glove after it bounced out of his gloves. I
didn't know that would be I don't know, why would
that be an out.

Speaker 9 (01:22:56):
It looks like he helped it be a home run
as much as you can run at least a double,
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
What would you rule Tom being an umpire? If the
ball doesn't leave the field, it's got to be in play, right. Well,
I've never thought of that. Boy, that might be the case,
thank you. If if a fan had hit it knocked
it back in, that would I assumed. I don't know,
but they baseball got lots of rules and the Blue

(01:23:23):
Jays lose again to the Seattle Mariners. They take a
two oh lead in the ALCS Seattle ten Blue Jays
three last night. Hope Leo, this may accept Geddy Lisa
when he cancels their tour. Yeah. Julio Rodriguez and jor
Her Polanco hit three run homers and Josh Naylor a
two run drive. Mariners take a two o lead in

(01:23:45):
that one. Coming up, we're going to talk with our
NFL correspondent, comedian Kostaki Economopolis. We have a great story
in the world of sports involving drug testing and how
can it be transmitted If someone doesn't eight drugs, but
say has some kind of intimate encounter with another person,
can that happen? And we have a true to life

(01:24:07):
story from a staff member. I'm about a similar situation. Wow, yes,
involving a couple of Latin terms. It's not me okay,
of course. We are in the Orelioto Parts Studios. This
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Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
That's Tom making noises. Welcome back to the Bob and
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a chick, Jess Hooker, Hello, Josh Arnold.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
Hi, digging the crumble. I enjoyed it very much.

Speaker 9 (01:24:50):
We'll explain that. There's Ace Cosby, I'm chick McGee. Hello
Tom Um.

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
We are going to hook up I think with a
comedian NF fell guy Kostaki Acontomopolis. Oh wow, you look
very patriotic today with falcons Jersey the Big winners last season,
so he knows that's his. Yeah, that's right, that's nice.
He's got the big Falcons logo by your right boob.

(01:25:18):
It's ridiculous sort of soccer.

Speaker 9 (01:25:22):
Wow does that is one of the ugly shirts I've
ever seen. But that's the NFL degree more.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
It's ridiculous. Yes, you should be parking cars at the stadium.
That is what that looks. Did your daughter for you?
This is a gift from a guy doing gig for
in Wisconsin. He gave it to me. Look, I can't
pay you. I'm guessing the guy's name was also Kostocky

(01:25:49):
because he was trying to trying to get rid of it.
When you were a kid, did you ever go into
one of those truck stops and try to find a
license plate that said Kostaki on it? Of course?

Speaker 8 (01:25:58):
Yeah, my whole life. Yeah yeah, never got one of
those key chains.

Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
But you didn't get one because remember I sent you one? Yeah,
I have one now. It goes on the Christmas ihre.

Speaker 9 (01:26:07):
You've never seen anybody set up. Will you thank me
in my life more than you will hold the gift?

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
Oh yeah, Now, Kastaki your team a big winners last
night was it over the Buffalo Bills? Am I correct?
It was? It was too fourteen and it wasn't that close.
Falcons had had their way, as they would say, Yeah,
it was great. I was really fun. I'll be being
a Falcons fan.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
It's sometimes really great, it's sometimes terrible, and I've learned
to be wary of relationships like that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
But right now it's good, so I'm enjoy it. I
should take it now well. Kastaki is the proprietor of
a special places you can find in the world of
social media. It's all about participating in joke therapy. And
you're gonna give us some all pro line stuff right now, Kastaki.

Speaker 8 (01:26:58):
Yeah, yeah, I'll all pro lines of all your favorite
social media platforms. Things started this week on Sunday with
the London game. Pickoff was local time six thirty am Pacific.
Here Cuff Jets Broncos. It was so early.

Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
The Jets were byplanes, you see.

Speaker 8 (01:27:14):
It was oh yeah, yeah, a fitting English game.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
Both offenses were very bland. It was mostly boiled field goals.

Speaker 8 (01:27:28):
I think Theos were bangers and the Jets were mash
I think is what happened there, or maybe the Jets
were spotted dick.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
They're not good.

Speaker 8 (01:27:37):
The Jets are now oh and six. I think they
made their brexit from the playoff picture.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
We were continuing with our English.

Speaker 9 (01:27:45):
Then do you see the press conference after the game.
They asked Jets head coach Aaron Glenn. Uh, they said,
are you going to stick with Justin Fields being the quarterback?

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Yeah? For the next game?

Speaker 9 (01:27:58):
And coach Glenn went, now, why would you ask that,
and pretty much everybody watching it said, because we just
saw the game.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
We asked that you're watching the games, right, coach, Yeah, yeah,
you're right there with us, right, you're real close. It
seems like a fair question. Yes, yeah, the Jets are
so bad.

Speaker 8 (01:28:19):
Even those stone faced guards outside of Buckingham Palace were giggling.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
How about those hats? How about those hats? Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
I don't know how they see.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Those. Let me talk about impractical hat, right, I mean
the Pope, the pope things pretty impractical. But those things,
if it rains, it's just our wing a lot free.
That has to be the standard. A practical hat. Yeah,
well they do. But you know those big, those big,
gigantic black things that it does prove that there were

(01:28:50):
obviously gay designers back in the early taste guard uniform.
You think there the eighteen hundreds in England. England weird,
the Greeks. The English perfected sawmy okay, oh nice.

Speaker 8 (01:29:08):
The Jets had minus ten total yards on passing place.
But the next time you feel like you're about at
your job, just remember at least you're not sleeping at
your desk for seven hours and then throwing away someone
else's work on the way up.

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
The Jets. The city that never sleeps has the offense
that can't wake up. They're struggling.

Speaker 8 (01:29:27):
The Jets are considering going dressed on Halloween as a
professional football team.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
No that they are. They're not. They're not very good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
The Jets are so bad.

Speaker 8 (01:29:37):
The next Top Gun sequel is about the Coast Guard.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
They're embarrassed to make more jet movies. They're very embarrassing. Hey, Jets,
you're supposed to circle the airport, not the drain. The
Jets are so bad. Don McLean is writing them a song.
What a great artist. The Jets are so bad the
ghost of John Denver wants to fly them. Oh there.

Speaker 8 (01:30:04):
The only thing louder than that the Jets taking off
is the sucking sound when they take the field.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
They're good.

Speaker 19 (01:30:11):
They're now flying non stop to oh and sixteen. I
hope the Jets are so bad they're listed on the
New York Suck Exchange.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
Oil Boy. Yeah, all right, the Titans fired their head
coach Brian Callahan.

Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
Luckily he lives in the town where they write a
lot of songs about losing your job.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
That's good, true Meshville.

Speaker 8 (01:30:36):
Yeah, you better make sure his wife's still around, his
truck's running, and his dog stole a live Cowboys owner
Jerry Jones got fined two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
for flipping off Jets fans. What's the big deal with
his decisions? Jerry has been giving the finger to Cowboys
fans for years. They say it was all misunderstanding. Somebody

(01:30:59):
asked how many playoff wins the Cowboys have since twenty sixteen. Oh,
it's just the one, Just the one. He looks increasingly
like a Halloween costume himself. It comes with one bony finger,
a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine, and no
Super Bowls in thirty years. Pecketradio cults backup quarterback Anthony

(01:31:22):
Richardson found a way to miss a game with an injury.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
He found a new way.

Speaker 8 (01:31:27):
Uh fractured his orbible orbital bone with an exercise band
right before the game. Who saw that one coming? Well,
probably Richard said, but really really fast. This could affect
his ability to see the game from the bench.

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
This is a serious injury. Poor god break. Yeah, he's
had a tough run. I mean, like, that's just the
I really feel bad for him. What did he do wrong?

Speaker 15 (01:31:55):
I know?

Speaker 8 (01:31:56):
Right Scharvarius war got a cushion in the same pregame
warm up.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
There's a new show about all this.

Speaker 8 (01:32:04):
From the people who brought you Ice Road Truckers, The
Deadliest Catch this.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Ball on CBS. You won't want to miss the most
dangerous quest yet.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Colts warm ups. O.

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
The new voice sold it. You know, I have a
lot of rage as an actress.

Speaker 8 (01:32:24):
Next week during the pregame, they should play it Highway
to the danger Zone.

Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
It's very scary.

Speaker 8 (01:32:31):
At least Anthony Richardson is now the second most notorious
football story in Annapolis.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
Thank you, Mark Sanchez. That's good. He's out of the hospital.
By the way, he's out of the hospital. He might
face jail time.

Speaker 8 (01:32:42):
He's hoping to get credit for time served as a
New York Jet. How much does it suck for the
butt fumble to be the second most embarrassing thing in
your life?

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:32:57):
His former coach, Rex Ryan, was not reachable for comment.
He was busy perusing sweet ass.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
Feet dot com.

Speaker 8 (01:33:06):
That's right, right, Ryane's teeth are so white nobody could
focus anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
I watched him on the pregame show.

Speaker 8 (01:33:13):
He opened his mouth and I thought I was being
interrogated at they're bright white. Yes, they're very bright teeth.
You can't look directly at him. You gotta wear like
a clip, sunglasses or something. He doesn't use his phone's flashlight.
He just smiles when it's trying to get I don't
want to be negative. Rex brightens every room he enters.

(01:33:34):
He lights it up what he poses. Photographer says, say, cheese, Louise,
those teeth are bright.

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
Rex teeth are so white.

Speaker 8 (01:33:44):
They bought a Prius super They asked to.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Speak to the manager. They're very, very white. That's a
great joke.

Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
His dentist released a statement apologies direct his family and fans.
We were going for confident analysts, but we ended up
with lighthouse in a storm.

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
We're sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:34:07):
I think if you stand next to Rex, you get
one of those weird sunburns like in close encounters.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
Those are white teeth, Kastaki, I saw them are very
They're very Yeah, I saw them at a Matchbox twenty concert.
There you go, white teeth? Why super white?

Speaker 13 (01:34:23):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
Free agent Odell Beckham is going to serve a six
game suspension for performance enhancing drugs.

Speaker 5 (01:34:28):
He's not even on a team. He needs better drugs.
You should suspend the drug dealer. That's the guys falling
down on the job. It's like that meme. How are
you going to get suspended on your day off? You're
not even working? What do you.

Speaker 8 (01:34:45):
He took bad substance to try to stay in shape.
That's not the path. You fade out of the NFL.
You follow out of shape and then you appear on
Dancing with the Stars. There's a system. Yes, that's what
he gets since it's not performance enhancing in this case,
they changed the name from pe D two D sexually
just Dake will.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
Stop sneezing. But he's very drowsy. Okay, yeah, that's it. Rex.
Ryan Steeth just ordered a pumpkin spice Lotte. Yeah, I'm
super white. He moved to my neighborhood. Let's see. You know,
the rumor on him, Kostoki might be the next head
coach of the Dolphins. What oh yeah. I like Rex.

Speaker 8 (01:35:30):
I think he's good and he's a character. I'm all
for more Rex Riot in my life.

Speaker 9 (01:35:34):
But they wanted a disciplinarian down there after all that's
been going on.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
So now in the real world of a stand up comedy,
Kastaki Economopolis live in in person, Albuquerque this Thursday evening?
Is that correct? Yes, that's right. I'm heading there this week.
Where are you gonna be? I don't have the name
of the venue.

Speaker 8 (01:35:51):
It's a brand new club in town called Hyenas. It's
a chain from Texas City.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
I want to s a pennant. I mean yeah, you
wouldn't want to call it Ghosts because people boo. You
want it to be people laughed the Hyenas. What else
Thursday only and then coming up down the road in
November the twelfth, thirteenth, fourteen fifteenth, it's the big tour
Des Moines, Iowa, Fort Dodge, Iowa, Sioux Falls, South Dakota,
Sioux City, Iowa. And then December eleventh and Cincinnati. Some

(01:36:22):
great stuff Kristaki, Did I just call you korsetocky something?
Kistaki a terrific stand up comedian. Thanks Kustoki sech does.
Congrats to your team. When do you head to Berlin?
Is that next month? That is? Yeah, the game is
on November nine. Excit, don't remember that? Thank you now. Thanks.

(01:36:45):
Coming up, we have an interesting sports story involving the
alleged transmission of outlawed substances in the world of sports
and how they may or may not have gotten somewhere.
But first we have to check in with Josh talking
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who live out of town. That's what I do. Now.
Coming up, we have more sporting news. We have interesting
stuff coming from Christy Lee over the Silac Insurance news desk,

(01:38:54):
including oh one sad departure if you will, from our world.
In the world of science. I know we have a
lot of science fans out there, sure playing the hits,
except accepting the federal government. That's right. These are the
Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (01:39:17):
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at
the news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick. Jeff Hosky
is here, Hey man, Josh Arnold, Josh Arnold and the
I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair didn't work out Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. It's on.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
The kids.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
They're trying to make fart noises. That anymore? That was
very moist Josh turning turning scarlet. Yeah, sorry, Oh, I
have a whip whip, No, no, tell me more, traveling clown.

(01:40:08):
You have a whip, a wind bag, Okay, a correction,
we got something wrong. That's impossible. I asked if the
word Impulse would make a good car name, and uh
we kind of thought, well maybe. Well, turns out, according
to Steve, Azuzu made a little sports coop called the Impulse.
Lasted a couple generations. I had. I had no idea.

(01:40:31):
I had an Asuzu Trooper. Loved it, did you? I
had the first year it was available in the United States,
the two door Asuzu Trooper. And it was a big, square,
boxy thing. It looks it looks now in retrospect it
looks like a like a Defender from range Rover. But
when you hit the freeway on that thing, if if
there was a mild puff of wind, you had to

(01:40:54):
grab that steering wheel. I love that thing. They don't
Assusu doesn't distribute cars in the state anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:41:00):
Right, Oh really, I don't think so. Remember remember Joe Isuzu, Yeah,
the liar guy or whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:41:07):
Was he a comedian that I think that too. I
always wondered where he can actor?

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
He was an empty nest, yeah right, and he was
one of the Harry Christna is an airplane. That's right, Yes,
that's right. That's yikes. Well they were very good, well
well worth the correction. Yeah. I don't think they still
sell cars in the States, but the one I had
was great.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
He had a trooper too, didn't you twenty plus years.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
Yeah, David Leisure, Yes, he was terrific. Yeah, now we
have to I asked mister Oski to come in here
because this one story kind of involves a situation that
that Jeff was involved with.

Speaker 9 (01:41:46):
Professional tennis player who claims that a kiss caused a
positive meth ampet I mean drug tests was suspended for
four years by the International Tennis Integrity.

Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
Agency kissing a meth mouth last week, gone Colo Aliviira
from Venezuela provisionally suspended in January following a positive test
in November of twenty four while competing at the ATP
Challenger event in Mexico.

Speaker 9 (01:42:12):
He's from Portugal. Denied taking the drug that made his
argument at a hearing with an independent tribunal.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
I did not take it. The drugs presence was unintentional.
This is not the first time an athlete said a
positive drug test happened because of kissing. I would never
take the drugs I mean, French, did you buy into this.
Do you think this is I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
I don't know the story.

Speaker 5 (01:42:35):
Did the woman he kiss have any teeth? French Olympic
fencer Yasaa Thibis was cleared in July by the Court
of Arbitration of doping allegations after judges except that she
was contaminated with the anabolic steroid ostrene in twenty twenty
four by kissing her American partner over a period of
nine days. Kiss runner period periods, a long period, nine days.

(01:43:02):
That's not normal. Oh yeah, she's lightheaded nine days, nine days.
Not defending your life nine days, nine days. Okay. In
two thousand and nine, Richard Gasket get the Gaskett, Dick

(01:43:23):
gasketsket if ever, there was a porno name Dick Gasket.

Speaker 6 (01:43:29):
He escaped stop at leakage. That was original name for condoms.

Speaker 9 (01:43:37):
The Tennis Federation Tribunal panel ruled that he accidentally took
cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub.

Speaker 5 (01:43:44):
Okay, so there is a precedent then, But first of all,
I love the swiftest of justice in this case. This
guy was nailed in more than almost a year ago,
and now they're just coming up with this conclusion seems
a I don't know investigation. I can't take that long.
I So, Jeff, have you had experience with a similar

(01:44:07):
I oh, man, this was a long time ago.

Speaker 6 (01:44:11):
I was a different person. Lots of bad life choices
had led to my girlfriend. She was on probation at
the time, all right, and would twice a week have
to go and make a drop. She was clean, she
was doing everything she was supposed to. It was the
drop urine, yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Yeah, not like a drop like drugs.

Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:44:34):
Yeah, she had to go and make a urine drop
twice a week. I would take her to the urine
drops or whatever. I though was still smoking a lot
of pot during this time, but not around her. So
she gets a call up from a probation officer. Hey,
you had a dirty drop. You have to go to
court this Friday. I take her to court. The court

(01:44:56):
is packed. She goes up in front of the judge
and the judge says, ma'am, you tested positive for marijuana.
You're going to go to jail. What is your defense?
And she says, well, my boyfriend smokes a lot of
pot and I give him a lot of oral This

(01:45:23):
is probably how I tested positive. The judge laughed, the
bailiff laughed, the entire court laughed. Her dad, sitting next
to me, did not laugh. I did not laugh. And
she ended up spending the week in jail. Oh man,
that she was clean or do you think no?

Speaker 12 (01:45:44):
She was?

Speaker 6 (01:45:44):
I believe she was clean. I was taking she had
injured herself. I was taking care of her at the time.
She was not doing pot. You made her do that
while she was injured.

Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
I you're dirty, dirty, We have nothing brother to do.
She couldn't go to work, So apparently this was not
a facial injury. No.

Speaker 6 (01:46:08):
Wow, So that was not a good enough defense for
uh it. She did spend the weekend, and.

Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
Yeah, there we there's some precedent for this. We remember, Christie.
We had a story a few years ago about someone
that claimed that they got it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
During intimate relationships.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
Yeah, during intimate relations with so who knows, we'd have
to touch it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
I mean it sounds plausible obviously.

Speaker 5 (01:46:35):
Yeah. Yeah, in this case, she just needed to separate
the seed from the chat hot stems and seeds.

Speaker 11 (01:46:43):
You see, we know one thing about your former girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:46:51):
She took it like a champ. Yeah, don't get like
a champ and the jail sentence. Yeah, well, uh does
that conclude sport? No, it does not. Are you kidding?
I appreciate that stupid world. You like hearing about Jeff's
dirt bag life, don't you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 5 (01:47:07):
It was one of the nicest guys. I know he's No,
he's a great dad. Great. No, but really, you got
a kick out of hearing about the filthy Uh, escapades
of the semi underbelot the back of the days when
we lived with dirty leg guy. I get kind of
a kick out him. I believe Pat has a song
Tom really yeah on that story.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Yeah, my on drugs.

Speaker 17 (01:47:31):
They wanta No, it's in my system, but I swear
it and so is it in my hair? Oh yes,
you'll find it. There is it in my pe Oh yes, testinacy.

Speaker 5 (01:47:44):
If you wanna know why I'm a meth or blow,
it's from her kiss. It's from her kiss. Oooh yeah,
my gal name is Beth.

Speaker 17 (01:47:53):
You know she's on meth and when we kiss, the
myth gets in my piss. If you wanna know why
I'm on meth ben blow, it's from her kiss.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
It's from a kiss. You We're done now? Yeah, I
love that song. Isn't that a good song? Shoop shoot?
I like the shre Yeah, isn't Carol King? Is that
a Carol King?

Speaker 9 (01:48:16):
Okay, world record, Carol, get a load of this. We're
having fun, right, yeah, well, let's put a stop to that. Okay,
California woman has broken the Guinness World Record for creating
the world's longest crocheted scarf.

Speaker 5 (01:48:30):
By an individual. All right, yeah, indeed.

Speaker 3 (01:48:34):
Carol King did not write Dansfields car who was? It
was written by.

Speaker 5 (01:48:40):
Ruby Clark, inventor of the Clark bar.

Speaker 9 (01:48:45):
That's right, Okay, you can buy Clark bars Cracker.

Speaker 5 (01:48:50):
Barrel over now, and we're getting tractor supplying tractors. I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:48:55):
Record Daisy p Tack crocheted a scarf measuring nine hundred
eight one feet eleven inches. Okay, that's just a few
feet shorter than the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 5 (01:49:07):
A picture or she still can't get her under waist
A big girl, she estimates fair lies lies. Record breaking
scarf required over one thousand dollars worth of yarn.

Speaker 9 (01:49:22):
I hear there's a giraffe interested, Jeffrey. I'll take you'd
have to name a giraffe, Jeffrey.

Speaker 5 (01:49:31):
No, it's a little hackey, isn't it. You don't want
to go with the Dave, Dave, Dave the giraffe Dave.
All right, check out this swell scar covers my whole
you're about the giraffe who walked into a bar marker said, sorry,
we don't serve long next year, everything's on draft. Maybe

(01:49:56):
reverse that something like everything we don't serve long next.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
We have the.

Speaker 11 (01:50:01):
Scarf wrapped around all these people. Is that what we're
seeing here?

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:50:04):
I guess the crowd college brochure. Would they pretty diverse?
The neighborhood is that that doesn't exist? No, no, how
did you hear about this? It wasn't word of mouth.
I can tell you that. Oh, there's plenty of scarf left.
Looks it looks like a barrel. Yeah, that's really something

(01:50:25):
unless that's a child, a little chumpy little kid. Okay,
well thank you, yeah, okay, pro scarf. Now are you
guys pro scarf? I wear a scarf, Yeah, but they'reant.
They really do help. Then the cold weather cover up
the money maker. Oh yeah, when you dry off after
a shower, do you buff? I don't do the thing

(01:50:46):
where I put the towel between my legs and really
give the paraneum a scrub supposed to self dry. Right,
I'd like to.

Speaker 9 (01:50:51):
Thank any friend I've ever had. I considered a friend
would never do that. No, I mean I think Donald
Duck does. Ye only see it in cartoon. Think it's
a real thing. You heard it, you heard it from
a Robert Klein thing. And now you won't you won't
stop talking about it.

Speaker 5 (01:51:09):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:51:10):
You don't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
That's what he said. Yogi Berra did. And Tom thinks
it's funny because there's a chance. Probably, I mean look
at it like, I just think it's an odd, odd
thing to do. And then to hang the towel up
and come back for more or later, because the first
thing you drives your face when you get out of

(01:51:33):
the shower, right right, So you just put that, you
know me, I'm one towel man. That towel gets used
once and then it's I'm a twicer you are, Yeah, yep,
I'll go all weeks. And some weeks I used to,
and then I read an article that confirmed Tom's theory.
Really do you really? Really? But I use a lot
of towels. I mean, I love tells how many towels

(01:51:54):
per shower, at least three or four, three or four.
I just enjoy a lot of towels, even at the gym.
Yeah that's well.

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
Do you do it at the gym because somebody else
has to wash it?

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:52:02):
I have to wash it at home. But I like
a lot of cells. I've always been teased about it
since I was a kid.

Speaker 5 (01:52:07):
I love it. Interesting. You like a lot of napkins? Yeah? Really,
I mean, what do you.

Speaker 3 (01:52:12):
Do with all these towels?

Speaker 14 (01:52:13):
Wrap it around my head like the ladies do, run
their shoulders, my butt crack.

Speaker 5 (01:52:18):
Do you ever look in the mirror and go, I'm
Carmel Miranda some more?

Speaker 9 (01:52:21):
When I'm feeling now, when you wrap it around your head,
what are you wrapping it around?

Speaker 5 (01:52:26):
It's not to dry your hair? Right, my hair? You've
seen that, right? Seen what? Nothing? Look the mirror, not me.
I'm just saying, Okay, wrap a towel around my head
like you do. You're WEIRDO. I don't. I never figured.
I never knew how women did that. It's like an
art they have to take. There's a course in eighth grade. Yeah,

(01:52:47):
you bet they all have to take it. I bet
you have a I bet you have a Turby, don't you.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:52:52):
I love it by Turby's miss.

Speaker 5 (01:52:55):
I think I realized what I'm gonna get Pat for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:52:57):
A Turby towel.

Speaker 5 (01:52:58):
Turby towel. You would love that half turbin half towel. Yeah,
it's made to wrap around your head. Yeah. Oh do
you speak in a funny voice when you do it?

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:53:11):
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That's by Raycon dot Com slash Tom. Hey you very much.
What's coming up? Christy Lee? Coming up?

Speaker 11 (01:54:42):
We have pornographic noises? Is that what's happening in the apartment?
Drive by cheeseburger attack? And would you let somebody sponsor
your wedding?

Speaker 5 (01:54:52):
Oh, that's a that's not a bad idea. Money money, money,
money talk. We'll find out from the Arali Auto Park Studios.
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Speaker 15 (01:55:00):
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(01:55:34):
got a message for Christy.

Speaker 5 (01:55:36):
Yes, sir, I was not aware of this, But when
you order a steak at a restaurant, you have a
new category that apparently is out there. Can you explain
it to me?

Speaker 11 (01:55:47):
When I say medium rare plus and I realize that
that's not a thing, and oh.

Speaker 5 (01:55:51):
No, it's a thing.

Speaker 18 (01:55:52):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:55:52):
It's absolutely right here. Just call it. I will be returning.

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
From now on. I just say medium.

Speaker 5 (01:55:59):
Waiter initials A B, A B rights Arnold on. It's
very close. H If I were the waiter and Christy
ordered it medium rare plus, I would say, I will
cook it medium rare plus, drop it on the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
Yeah, that's why you say medium rare Now.

Speaker 5 (01:56:24):
Yeah, it's getting to the point I'm surprised they don't
bring a thermometer out stuck into the meat. Now you
understand they give I know they have to do that.
I mean some chefs will servers will go. Will you
please cut into that?

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
See if it's like they do, which is nice?

Speaker 5 (01:56:39):
What do you do with the zapplebees? I like my favorite
thing is that when they see you've got a mouthful
of food? How is everything you think? Sometimes they do it?

Speaker 15 (01:56:49):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:56:49):
I absolutely, hell yeah, I would just wait to you
a dentist. We'll ask me questions while my mouth is full.
Let's move forward here. We have a completed our sports
brought cast. Is that correct? Yes? Tom Christie is at
the SILAC Insurance news desk.

Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
We have a new poll out there. It shows more
than half of Americans.

Speaker 5 (01:57:07):
I got your poll, right, Yeah, you guys like that guy,
the American You know what? I do like that guy.
He needs to come in more often, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:57:16):
Would consider a brand sponsorship to help on their wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:57:21):
To pay attention to Tailor and Travis.

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
Yeah, like they need the money.

Speaker 5 (01:57:25):
But still I'd like to know how this breaks down.
Bride versus groom.

Speaker 11 (01:57:31):
Over sixty percent of those who have ever been married
or were thinking about marriage, said they would consider having
brand sponsor for their big event, including a brand presence
on their wedding stationary, napkins, or table plan. One in
three One in three would let the mascot of their
favorite brand attend the wedding as a guest, provided the

(01:57:54):
brand covers the entire cost.

Speaker 5 (01:57:55):
Of the Oh look, it's it's Teddy, Teddy Trojan. Hi
ted you know we don't need you anymore. He's the
he's the seven foot condom. The dances wrap that up.

Speaker 11 (01:58:06):
How many brands have their own mascot though, that would
be able to show up.

Speaker 5 (01:58:10):
At I'm sorry, who are we next to?

Speaker 4 (01:58:13):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:58:14):
Father Fleming and your grandparents will be seated Ronald McDonald's.
I'll bet Ronald McDonald hasn't ended a wedding. I bet,
But I mean what was I'm sure what was the percentage?
Again in three, but I mean the cost of a wedding.
I suppose it would be well, let's say twenty percent.

Speaker 11 (01:58:34):
Would even let the brand mascot officiate the wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:58:37):
Let's say your wedding cake can be Uh, there's a
there's a giant eminem there in the costume, and he
will sprinkle some m and ms on your cake if
you want.

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (01:58:51):
And you they actually pay for part of your wedding
or even the wedding cake. They just pay for that. Yeah,
we know.

Speaker 14 (01:58:56):
In the documentary on John Candy John Candy's Wendy wedding,
there's the McDonald's son in the background on a lot
of the wedding shots.

Speaker 5 (01:59:02):
Yes, and they even asked, hey, did you get said
your dad get married McDonald's and no, they got married
on a sound stage that McDonald's had.

Speaker 14 (01:59:11):
Yeah, all his wedding photos photos.

Speaker 5 (01:59:15):
Again, I can see the groom agreeing to this. Absolutely.
I don't see I don't see a lot of brides going,
oh I don't. I don't mind wearing a wedding dress
with the logo of uh hind on the back. Yeah. Whatever,

(01:59:35):
she goes mail bomb people wisher me. I can't believe
their wedding is brought to you by that airline, Virgin Atlantic.
What a joke. That's a that's a joke taking it? Oh? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:59:50):
Would let the.

Speaker 11 (01:59:50):
Brand give out freebies and merchandise to their guests?

Speaker 5 (01:59:54):
What if they What if you had Chick fil A
sponsor your your wedding and they they provided the Vader
and yeah, I mean that kind of fun.

Speaker 3 (02:00:03):
That would be great.

Speaker 11 (02:00:06):
One in six would even put their favorite brand logo
on the bridal gown if their wedding would be free.

Speaker 5 (02:00:12):
I can't believe she's wearing the logo for the penicillin people,
and she practically snorts it.

Speaker 11 (02:00:22):
And as Tom mentioned, men more more likely to agree
with this than women.

Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah about the Bomb and Tom logo on
your wedding dress, ladies, Oh oh boy, you know how many? Yeah,
I'm gonna say one hundred percent. Pat, you're going to
a wedding soon, aren't you a wedding? Yes?

Speaker 14 (02:00:42):
I adopted daughter this weekend. I was looking ahead to
the Halloween. I'm doing a song and a Halloween.

Speaker 5 (02:00:47):
Adopted is getting married this week Friday. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I was actually talking about are you are you? Are
you going to do a tune.

Speaker 14 (02:00:55):
At my adopted daughter's wedding? No, at h Halloween, I
will be doing like house.

Speaker 5 (02:01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:01:00):
Are you walking or down the aisle?

Speaker 13 (02:01:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:01:03):
Yeah I am yeah. Oh that's wonderful. I know you're
very that's wonderful. Yeah, what are you going to wear
a suit? Black suit?

Speaker 14 (02:01:11):
You have one many very nice various sizes of my
weight loss journey.

Speaker 5 (02:01:16):
Ellwood Blues are questions. You have a suit that was yeah,
he he thinks we have nothing.

Speaker 14 (02:01:25):
No, wearing sale fig Newton's and wearing old suits from
the good Will.

Speaker 5 (02:01:32):
I was, I was gonna. I was wondering if you're
going to be renting a TX Actually, no, no, it's
not that kind of thing. It's very low. We a
lot of weddings or tucks and what's that's fine. I
didn't know about this.

Speaker 3 (02:01:44):
It's exciting.

Speaker 5 (02:01:46):
Did you deliberately not tell me because you knew we'd
start mocking it? No, no, I think it's lovely. Came
up kind of quick. Yeah, okay, good's fourteen. We started
me some about a shotgun should be mentioned? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but way you know which something? Yeah? So I mean

(02:02:07):
we could pay for all he's got more. No, no,
I mean that. The the gist of the story you
just read is that, you know, would they be comfortable
if you had a suit to look like you were
a NASCAR driver various sponsors. It's not a bad look.

Speaker 11 (02:02:22):
And no, you could wear a Bob and Tom jacket,
Bob and Tom Mango's jacket.

Speaker 5 (02:02:28):
Oh those are nice and glittery and nice and glittery.
Are you gonna cry? Maybe a little bit? Ye, dude,
I'm a vague.

Speaker 14 (02:02:39):
I'm a huge fan of a fiance. He's the promoter
of our show that we have on November fifteen. Oh great, great, yeah, mile,
I tell him that add five hundred.

Speaker 5 (02:02:47):
Yeah, we're doing well. I'm out. Can we rewrite the vows?
I don't think so give it a shot by Well,
we could put an ad in there. You're not going
to be happy until you're ruined this one.

Speaker 3 (02:03:01):
This is why Pat didn't tell us about that.

Speaker 5 (02:03:03):
Yeah, there are things that people don't tell you because
they know what you're going to do with it. He
really did want to keep it secre when it's totally
my fault because I was talking about a different wedding.

Speaker 14 (02:03:12):
But yeah, through me, because actually my daughter is being married,
is getting married this weekend.

Speaker 5 (02:03:17):
Yeah, I had no idea. Is Jimmy going yeah?

Speaker 14 (02:03:20):
Oh yeah, he's going old? Does he know he's fourteen
gonna be fifteen seventeen?

Speaker 5 (02:03:23):
Fifteen bridesmaids? Yeah? I don't know. Yeah, he does like
the ladies though, but oh, his first opportunity I hope.
There's nobody named Kim there. The acorn doesn't fall far
from well before we ruin this, why don't we take
a break everything. Comedian Justin Seymour joining you shortly. We

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Speaker 9 (02:04:05):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Christy Lee at the Silent
Insurance snooze desk. There's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold h He's
at the I H. Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's a Cosby.
I'm chick Wighee and Tom. We have a special guess
we do meeting him for the first time. It's comedian
Justin Seymour.

Speaker 5 (02:04:25):
Justin. How are you, sir? Good? Thanks for having me.
I'm glad and bring the average age down here. Yeah yeah,
a substantial wait out. Yeah yeah, how old are you? Justin? Actually?
I turned thirty five next month. Okay, yeah, it's still yeah,
you're right. Yeah, Hey, that haircut is serious. I know.

Speaker 16 (02:04:40):
I just got the worst haircut I've ever had in
my life, like two weeks ago, and it's just starting
to grow out now, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:04:44):
Oh no, but it looks at me, there's a lot
of a theater. It looks like it's awesome. I just
wanted an inch off, That's all I want. That's what
I said. But I guess the guy heard, Hey, make
me look like I abuse my wife. You know, that's
what he That's what he went with. He was crazy.

Speaker 9 (02:04:56):
He does look like a bad guy in one of
those teen movies from the nineties.

Speaker 5 (02:05:01):
Right.

Speaker 16 (02:05:01):
A comedian from Cincinnati told me that I look like
the villain's sidekick in every movie.

Speaker 5 (02:05:06):
Ah yeah, which is kind of true. Unfortunately, the henchman. Yeah,
you're gonna you're gonna just sit there and take that
like that. I'll see him saying that. Yeah, handsome young guy.
Uh single, married, what's happening?

Speaker 2 (02:05:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:05:21):
Married?

Speaker 16 (02:05:21):
Yeah really yeap been married for uh about a year now.
Actually we just had our anniversary, but we've been together
for like seven years.

Speaker 5 (02:05:28):
Oh no, Now, we just had a news story involving weddings.
And I don't know what your wedding was like, but uh, Christie,
the this was a survey that would you want to
have a sponsorship for your wedding if they'd pay some
of the bills for the wedding.

Speaker 16 (02:05:39):
That's a great question. Sponsorship. I'm a tom sponsor.

Speaker 5 (02:05:44):
Christy Lee's Last Wedding on if you saw this sponsored
by a divorce attorney. Yeah, this one is gonna stick,
leave them and splits.

Speaker 16 (02:05:55):
It's like some mediocracy stuff though. You'd have like sponsors
all over the clothes and stuff in that movie.

Speaker 5 (02:06:00):
Yeah. I think it's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (02:06:04):
Depends.

Speaker 5 (02:06:05):
I mean I don't think yeah that on the back
your wedding dress it says depends in big letters. Christy,
what does any brand come to mind that you would
allow that you wouldn't be uh?

Speaker 3 (02:06:18):
I mean where would it be like if.

Speaker 5 (02:06:20):
Even on the I mean we're gonna go full in
here of the wedding dress. What if it said coach
something sort of high end class class you married, you
get married with sort of a race car theme, right?

Speaker 13 (02:06:32):
I did?

Speaker 11 (02:06:32):
I got married in the Indianapolis Speedway Museum.

Speaker 5 (02:06:36):
Wow. So yes, I guess goodyear. I guess it would
be Firestone s TP.

Speaker 16 (02:06:43):
Maybe what's the benefit to the company?

Speaker 5 (02:06:50):
Awareness photos? And yeah, the benefit is can you believe
this woman put the Firestone logo and across her breasts
in the wedding dress.

Speaker 3 (02:06:59):
My husband would love that.

Speaker 5 (02:07:01):
Even honeymoon, you know, you could have Trevago. Oh yeah,
and on the tuxedo and then you get a free
honeymoon something. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:07:08):
I don't know about weddings, but I do think it'd be
cool if women's butts had sponsorships. Oh, because you got
to put the ads where the eyes are, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:07:14):
That's sure? Yeah? Yeah, worked for Juicy, Yeah exactly. Yeah,
is that still a thing. I haven't seen that in
a long time.

Speaker 3 (02:07:22):
I mean at the thrift stores. You'll see it every
now and then.

Speaker 5 (02:07:24):
Oh, the thrift stores. And was juicy the name of
the brand? Okay, Tom, you didn't really care for that
word on their on the I thought it was really inappropriate.
You see some woman not of a certain age and
that says juicy on her butt. You thought diarrhea, didn't.

Speaker 3 (02:07:43):
I believe it was called juicy couture.

Speaker 5 (02:07:45):
Oh that doesn't make it, That doesn't make it all.
I was saying it wrong. I thought it was Juicy Couter.
I've been saying it wrong all exactly exactly how I
found I see Christy Lee's the news that we'll talk
more to Justin in just a second. We got to
get a little bit of news out of you. What
else is happening?

Speaker 11 (02:08:00):
Lisa Michigan called to an apartment building because one of
the tenants was blasting pornographic noises from their apartment.

Speaker 5 (02:08:07):
Sorry.

Speaker 11 (02:08:07):
The News Herald reports a resident contacted Trenton police after
hearing explicitly disturbing noises coming from another unit. Upon arrival
at about eight eighteen pm.

Speaker 5 (02:08:19):
It's just this is what happens when you live in
an apartment, isn't it.

Speaker 11 (02:08:22):
Police said they could hear loud, moaning noises that sounded
like pornographic material. Officers knocked on the door repeatedly in
an attempt to make contact with the resident, but there
was no answer. According to the report, a neighbor across
the hall said there have been multiple noise complaints made
regarding that.

Speaker 5 (02:08:40):
Apartment when was ever a noise.

Speaker 11 (02:08:46):
While on the scene, the officers reported other residents in
the neighboring apartments came to the door, stating they could
hear the disturbances.

Speaker 5 (02:08:54):
Yeah, we turned that off. I finished three minutes ago.
Do they still have the like the crappy bass driven
music and porn movie No. I mean, I'm sure some,
but for the most part they just get right to
it right. Yeah. Yeah, But there was an era of
pornography where the soundtrack there was a certain kind of
music that they always used. That's where the whole bow

(02:09:15):
chickup bow wow. Yeah yea. So are these people being
accused of actually were these sounds emanating from human beings
or was this a I don't know, pographic movie that.

Speaker 3 (02:09:27):
They have and they didn't it.

Speaker 5 (02:09:28):
Must be people sounds and they didn't think it was
actual people. What do you? What do you, Lewis?

Speaker 16 (02:09:46):
I used to live in an apartment where I could
tell people were having sex to the walls. You know,
I couldn't not because I could hear, but I found the.

Speaker 5 (02:09:52):
Hole in the wall. Yes, yes, yeah, that's a good
different Yeah yeah, boy, this is every apartment I've ever lived.

Speaker 3 (02:10:01):
Yeah, They're not known for their sound.

Speaker 5 (02:10:04):
I can tell you what almost everybody was watching at
any given time. That bass through the walls. Man, that's
what I remember. Good.

Speaker 16 (02:10:10):
I always listen to an argument. Yeah, I'd go stand
down in the hallway to listen to my neighbors upstairs,
just to argue that was the best.

Speaker 5 (02:10:18):
Always made me uncomfortable. By the way, update, do you
ever do the glass up against the wall? Never did
try that? I don't. I never got maybe I should.
I don't know where i'd go to try it. But
is it open side to the wall or to the ear?
And then you and by the way, you take the

(02:10:39):
fluid out of it? Yeah, that's why that's the main way.
Well that's my problem. Yeah, thank you, Tom Grape. Every
time I tried it, there was a stamp, dump the
dump the gravy out of the grape juice. You know,
I have my morning glass of grave. By the way,

(02:11:00):
Andy update.

Speaker 3 (02:11:02):
Huh are we still talking about Clark Bars.

Speaker 5 (02:11:04):
Well, he had a serious accusation that Clark Bars were
no longer available. No, the guy just said he couldn't
find him. He couldn't find him. Yeah, you may have,
in case Crocker Barrel has him. In case he's listening.
I just wanted to be helpful. If you say Cracker Barrel,
I'm coming across the counter. I was gonna say tractors.
Supply we've already said that, But what if he wasn't listening?
Are you gonna write You're gonna write him back? Okay,

(02:11:26):
we have a confusing enough show as it is.

Speaker 9 (02:11:29):
If you start calling everyone individually, it's really gonna slows down.

Speaker 5 (02:11:35):
You ever had a Clark bar? Justin? No, never had that?
What is that? No idea he has? No thirty five
had no idea what a Clark bar is? I don't
think I've ever had a clue. When I was a kid,
they weren't popular.

Speaker 3 (02:11:46):
It's kind of like a nuga inside like a butterfinger
kind of.

Speaker 5 (02:11:50):
Well, there's peanut butter.

Speaker 3 (02:11:51):
That's that's the bat like the butter finger.

Speaker 16 (02:11:54):
I mean, they have like these actionly my name they've
have you ever seen these? Justin's like the peanut butter thing?

Speaker 5 (02:11:58):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (02:11:59):
Man?

Speaker 5 (02:11:59):
Are they gonna? I think? So? I need to try
one because it just organic.

Speaker 16 (02:12:03):
Yeah, it's like an organic res cup or Yeah, yeah,
exactly exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:12:09):
There's also the Clark Kent bar. Oh really? What's that?

Speaker 4 (02:12:11):
Like?

Speaker 5 (02:12:11):
The super I'm glad you kept it, Superman beating turned
it up. This is the you didn't even go with
Donner Superman it's George a bird. It's not likely an

(02:12:37):
hour left. Who's getting by the way, if you're a
crowd of people and you go, it's a bird, who's
gonna look up? Of course? It's I bet more people
look up than you think if you point and go
it's a bird like that?

Speaker 16 (02:12:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the first two things of that of
that bird playing, no one really cares.

Speaker 5 (02:12:59):
We've seen him. Yeah, I used to always love somebody
should have it's a it's a plane that is clearly
a man.

Speaker 9 (02:13:10):
Like it might be a plane way off in the disc.
It's a guy to understand that way, he's got a cape.
One who expects of a guy to be flying in
the sky a bird?

Speaker 5 (02:13:21):
No, it isn't. How do you know he just crapped
on my car? You're telling me a bird that that
super dumber? Okay?

Speaker 10 (02:13:30):
Uh oh?

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Speaker 5 (02:14:36):
We miss something important and today in history and we
missed something important or the person reading this day name,
I missed something important. Thank you today in history?

Speaker 9 (02:14:50):
Well, well, well, because we had so many you're good
to being humble.

Speaker 5 (02:14:55):
That's very good, and you're going to be so surprised.
You hear what I want? Okay? Is it something we'll
all be aware of? You?

Speaker 14 (02:15:02):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:15:02):
Absolutely, even the young Justin Seymour.

Speaker 16 (02:15:07):
It was a history teacher, you know. Oh, maybe we'll
find us.

Speaker 5 (02:15:11):
I think this was big enough. We'll find out when
we returned to the All Parts studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show. You drunk, Welcome back to the
Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios.
At the news desk. Gets Christy Lee, there's Pat, Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (02:15:38):
Come on over.

Speaker 5 (02:15:39):
Let's hope that doesn't stick. Just a lighthouse there, Josh Arnold,
Huh do you think Boner Boy got? Do you think
Greg Warren got? I hope so? Nickname? I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom,
we got a gas? We do. Handsome young comedian Justin Seymour, Justin,

(02:15:59):
thanks once again dropping the average age in this room substantially. Uh,
handsome young guy. Just married you say a year? Yeah?
I just married a year, nice man, and it's been good. Uh.
I don't know what. I don't know what the challenges
of marriage are for you guys all married?

Speaker 9 (02:16:14):
No, what do you think about old guys who aren't
married to hear a story like that and they.

Speaker 5 (02:16:20):
Go, oh, that's steal fresh. What is it about me
that uh tipped off that I'm not married? Just the face?
Take it the wrong way. It's just the way you look.
You seem happy. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 16 (02:16:42):
I see you're having some challenges or the only challenges, Like, okay,
Like the biggest challenge with marriage is trying to just
agree on something to watch together. You guys ever struggle
with that, like trying to We can't agree on anything,
that's the problem. And we're sitting there watching that. We
can never find something. She tries to get me watch
stuff I'll never watch. Like she tried to me watch
that movie The Whale. You guys see this movie, Yeah,
Brendan Frasers. Like, I'm not watching The Mummy with a tummy,

(02:17:04):
you know what I mean, I'm not gonna do that.
That's not trying to watch Journey to the Center of
the Girth or whatever it is. That's a Brintin Fraser movie.

Speaker 2 (02:17:15):
Yeah was it.

Speaker 16 (02:17:16):
Yeah, it's just I'm not gonna watch it. She tries
to me to watch that show Love on the Spectrum
because the show is and I'm not. I don't know,
it's not for me, you know. I'm like, well, if
they've got hate on the spectrum, I'll check that out,
you know. But that's not a thing I don't which
only sounds like a documentary series about Elon Musk.

Speaker 5 (02:17:33):
So all right, justin seymour Is you said you've been
murder you're no kids? No kids? Gotta asect me?

Speaker 16 (02:17:43):
Actually, oh wow, wow, I just want to make sure
you don't have to be a teacher for eight years.

Speaker 5 (02:17:47):
I'm good. Ah ah, that's interesting history what edge group
mostly seniors seniors into some juniors. Yeah, gotcha, not bad. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:17:57):
I like teaching except for the hours and paying the kids.
You know, everything else is Gooding else is fine.

Speaker 5 (02:18:03):
Wow. Sect to me, that's serious. Yeah, yeah, I was
pretty serious about it. Does your wife know about it?

Speaker 16 (02:18:08):
No, I'm gonna spreen on her today.

Speaker 5 (02:18:13):
She knows you haven't had one yet, have you?

Speaker 13 (02:18:16):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:18:17):
You're a baby maker? Still, now, can you?

Speaker 2 (02:18:18):
I have?

Speaker 5 (02:18:19):
Can you agree with that with your wife? And we're
to go eat dinner if you're going out.

Speaker 16 (02:18:23):
It's basically yeah, it's very easy because I just let
her make the decisions.

Speaker 5 (02:18:27):
Yeah, man, just let her decide. Ah, you're not deep
enough into it. Yet so what do you do? Then
you argue, I try to acquiesce, but I really can't.
And because no one will ever, no one will suggest anything.
I for years have opted for a service an eight
hundred numbers. Well told you that restaurant roulette or whatever

(02:18:47):
it was.

Speaker 3 (02:18:47):
You spend the dial in it tell you where.

Speaker 5 (02:18:50):
It doesn't work. You had to abide by what it said.
It was the problem. You can't keep spinning. It's binding
restaurant arbitration. I wouldn't like that very much. That should
be a thing. Even I'd even settle for a category
uh you know, Italian, Chinese, uh, fish place and even sushi.
Here's to Tom. I want, I really want you to
try this because I think women are turned on by assertiveness.

(02:19:14):
You know, a man who's in control.

Speaker 3 (02:19:15):
Yeah, make some decisions.

Speaker 5 (02:19:16):
Honey, I'm going to out back. You want to go,
You be me and I'll be her. Hey, honey, I'm
going out back. You want to go? I hate that place?
All right, I'll see that. I'll see in two hours.
Here's what I did a couple of weeks ago. That's
the problem. You gotta follow up. You gotta go out
by the way. Parenthetically, I do enjoy out back very much. Sure,

(02:19:38):
we've never been there to go. Okay, yeah, that's all right. No,
she's out of town this week, so you can eat
wherever you want. Yeah. Well last night I had dinner.
I had nothing. I was too tired. Hey that's a choice.
You're too tired to even have cereal.

Speaker 3 (02:19:54):
I had to get it.

Speaker 5 (02:19:56):
Look at the dog and go ahead, like, let's go
to bed. I'll finish the crossword. I'm tired now. I
missed something when we did today in history, stud explain
to our guests justin we like to review famous events
on this state in history. Uh, and we hence today
in history. If that, if the contact clues weren't already there. Yeah, yeah,
you get it.

Speaker 9 (02:20:15):
When somebody says today we're a self parody.

Speaker 5 (02:20:19):
I'm glad you explained it though. You I'll give you.
I'll give you an example. Oh oh, now we need
an example or you a history teacher? So you you
know who Dwight D. Eisenhower is? Do you know that
it was his birthday today?

Speaker 4 (02:20:32):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:20:32):
I did not know that. Oh yeah, big celebration. Number
of places, a number of places, A number of places
have celebrated an example, this one, this one's a little harder.
Roger Moore, you know who that is? Yeah? Actor, Oh,
very very good, one of the lesser James Bonds. You
get the idea. But on this date in history, I didn't.

(02:20:55):
I didn't see this. It wasn't on my list. But
on this state in history. Uh, And I want to
see if you know this, baby Jessica became famous. Now
do you know who that is? No, I've never heard that.
What is that? Well? On October fourteenth, nineteen eighty seven,
the eighteen month old baby Jessica, her actual name is

(02:21:17):
Jessica McClure. Little baby was playing in her aunt's backyard
in Midland, Texas and fell in an abandoned well shaft.
Now this was like a pipe, so if you're picturing
wishing well, nothing like that, right, Yeah, And this she
was trapped for fifty eight hours.

Speaker 3 (02:21:35):
And it was live on CNN and it was.

Speaker 5 (02:21:37):
The biggest news story, this poor kid down there and
they had to get her out without you know, it
was very very good. It was a dangerous situation and
it became a global news story. It was just on TVs.
I mean, I feel like that was a really common thing.
People were falling down wells and well shafts. That was
just like a trope for the eighties, right, well, it

(02:21:57):
was a trope for the sixties with sixty every episode
of Lassie. That's some kidd but this was a huge story.
In any event, she was rescued and is alive and
well to this day. But a few years ago on
this show one of the great moments of all time.
On this program, Christy was citing something unusual about baby Jessica.

Speaker 3 (02:22:19):
She got married.

Speaker 5 (02:22:20):
Yeah, and here's the audio from that that event.

Speaker 11 (02:22:23):
Do you remember the dramatic rescue of baby Jessica when
she fell down the well. Remember she was eighteen months old.
Believe it or not, Baby Jessica is a baby no longer.
She was married over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (02:22:33):
Kidding.

Speaker 11 (02:22:33):
She is now nineteen years old and she apparently tied
the knot Saturday to rural church outside in Midland, Texas.
She's nineteen, her husband thirty two year old Danielle Moore.

Speaker 3 (02:22:42):
Else.

Speaker 5 (02:22:42):
I bet they're on city. That is a fine joke
that it was, John.

Speaker 9 (02:22:51):
Everything you've ever done that quick snip you hear how
happy I was?

Speaker 1 (02:22:56):
Remember that?

Speaker 5 (02:22:56):
Yeah, those days, solid dough Man. That was nice being
beaten in the head four years and I wonder if
you can go see that. Well, I would hope they'd
gotten rid of it off or gotten rid of it.
But how did they get her out?

Speaker 10 (02:23:10):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:23:11):
I don't remember. Do they have to come into like
through the side and drill there were a bunch of
different operas, or were they able to lower something and
pull her out. She has had a significant number of
surgery since then. She's alive and well. And I believe
she's a landscaper now, Oh really, yeah, she mows yards.
This is a joker. You know.

Speaker 3 (02:23:33):
She is divorced from her husband.

Speaker 5 (02:23:34):
Yeah, yeah, they got divorced. She has a son and
a daughter. Her daughter's name is Penny. Oh I get it. Oh,
sorry to bother you. What don't give don't give me
a thinker of joke.

Speaker 10 (02:23:47):
That's the most honest, totally fit.

Speaker 14 (02:24:00):
One, wasn't he Yeah that's what he was. Oh I
get it because justin explain, justin remember this people.

Speaker 5 (02:24:11):
People threw pets in a well, right, this is what
we're doing. When you ever seen the movie Three Coins
in the Fountain, Remember, wasn't swinging for the fences? Just
a little comment you had, Chockler. But these give him
a smiler. There the rules. I'll play grease her up

(02:24:35):
to get her out. You know. Yeah, they heard that
her daughter is named Cheyenne spelled with an S, which
is wow, certainly an error. So where does she dance?
Come on, you weren't thinking it? Uh wow? When she
got married he was thirty two when she was nineteen,
and comments.

Speaker 3 (02:24:55):
Well not from this group there.

Speaker 5 (02:25:00):
Yeah. I was gonna say a problem, you're in a
very wrong Yeah, just saying justin you've been married for
a year. You said you're you're thirty five, so yeah,
thirty five. Okay, Well then if you were one of us,
you're you would be illegal. No, you could help your
wife with her exam for juniors and seniors. She'd be

(02:25:23):
in seventh grade. That's right, somewhat of a I remember
I was nineteen and I did it a thirty year old. Wow,
that was awesome. Really? Oh yeah, yeah you want the
other one? Yeah? We both worked at six Flags. Yeah.
Oh she the wheelchair first off. He second, I'm sorry

(02:25:47):
to jumped him.

Speaker 1 (02:25:48):
You love his love.

Speaker 5 (02:25:50):
So No, she was in one of the she was
in the main stage show. Oh, singer, dancers, er dancer.
Oh you follow followed up on her. Uh No, we
broke up because she was moving to Boston to be
in the muscles like a camel being right. Oh yeah,

(02:26:16):
you told me the story. She moved to Boston to
become a roadie for Melissa Ethridge. Yeah yeah, you know,
we never want to kiss. There's always putting wigs on. That.
I went with it, you know. Okay, Well let's there
we go, baby, Jessica A great joke.

Speaker 2 (02:26:36):
Jack.

Speaker 5 (02:26:37):
I'm sorry, Christy Lee, is anything else happening at the
news desk?

Speaker 11 (02:26:40):
Former strip club employee was taken into custody after he
allegedly threw a cheeseburger and a man from his car
into authorities in Florida. The twenty eight year old or
twenty six year old suspect, a mister Jordan Cotto, went
to Atlantis Gentleman's Club to speak with management, but got
into a verbal argument. During the dispute, the man allegedly

(02:27:01):
grabbed a cheeseburger from his vehicle, through it, striking a
man on the shoulder and causing him bodily harm. When
questioned by police, the suspect admitted to throwing the cheeseburger
from his vehicle and said he would do it again.
He was arrested for battery.

Speaker 5 (02:27:17):
What kind of burger? Was it a whopper, bacon eight
or what are we talking?

Speaker 3 (02:27:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:27:20):
It's stale one apparently caused injury. That's why would you
call the cops for a guy throwing a hamburger at you?

Speaker 9 (02:27:28):
Didn't John Troll to throw a hamburger at Scott Glenn
an urban cowboy?

Speaker 5 (02:27:32):
Or I get that backwards? Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:27:35):
One.

Speaker 5 (02:27:35):
Remember, one doesn't say what the guy's job was. It
was so he worked at that strip club obviously and
had been fired. It sounds Oh that's what happened.

Speaker 11 (02:27:43):
It sounds it sounds like he was a former employee
and had gone back to talk to management.

Speaker 5 (02:27:47):
So I'm guessing DJ. I doesn't say I don't know,
or door guy or oh yeah, or bathroom attendant. Oftentimes
strip clubs have those what Yeah, sure, they want to
make you really uncomfortable. No, dudes, Yeah, what are you serious? Yeah?

(02:28:09):
Remember I had the I told you guys the story
about the He was an older black gentleman, saw barbecue
sauce in the bathroom, and it was some of the
greatest barbecue sauce I've ever had. What was this? He
occurred ingredient super Bowl. Yeah yeah, he would wring out
the shammy so it tasted like brass sol and uh sweat.

(02:28:37):
I love the word. I love the word shammy. That's
really well placed there.

Speaker 11 (02:28:41):
Very very Australian doc worker won his job back after
he was fired over a penis related prank. According to
New Zealand's Stuff news site, Robert Smith was dismissed from
his job.

Speaker 5 (02:28:54):
I cut off your penis, get it.

Speaker 11 (02:28:57):
At Cube Ports after he allegedly told a coworker he'd
put his penis in his sandwich. Mister Smith argued that
the dismissal was unreasonable. The Australian Fair Work Commission ultimately
ruled it in his favor, ordering Cube to reinstate mister
Smith and him lost wages.

Speaker 5 (02:29:15):
Check. If you're going to make love to a sandwich,
what are you going with? I'm going with like a
foot long a HOGI yeah, no, wait a night. But
then this gets to the core argument. Here is a
hot dog, a sandwich.

Speaker 11 (02:29:26):
Mister Smith that's been accused of telling one coworker he
puts semen on his hot dog.

Speaker 9 (02:29:32):
No, I said, do you see man eating hot dogs?
Is what I said.

Speaker 5 (02:29:36):
And so this guy put his seed on a hot
dog and they didn't fire him.

Speaker 3 (02:29:43):
They did fire him specifically, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:29:45):
What I mean. No, but he said you said that.
They gave him back wages and rehired.

Speaker 11 (02:29:50):
The Maritime Union of Australia, which represented mister Smith, argued
that while he had engaged in some misconduct, it did
not warn termination.

Speaker 5 (02:30:02):
I think you could get fired from anywhere. No putting
semen on anything instead of b LT not a d
l T. I thought it was a sandwich. Was it
a sandwich or hot dog? That's that's the age.

Speaker 16 (02:30:13):
This is the same sandwich the guy threw at the
strip club that was a burger?

Speaker 5 (02:30:19):
What your thoughts on? Hot dog sandwich? I say, I say, yes,
old old man, order a hot dog sandwich, hamburger sandwich?
Hot Did I have a hot dog sandwich? Hot dog sandwich?
No hot talk closer to a taco. But in what way?
Hot dog sandwich? No hamburger sandwich? Okay, yes, okay, Now

(02:30:40):
some people eat for the shape, not the taste. M yes,
that's the I have that knitted on a pillow at home.
That's my inspiration. No hot dog sandwich, you say, I
wouldn't say it, but I mean a hot dog is
in the category sandwich because it's bread and meat. A taco.

(02:31:03):
A taco is corn or flour, which that which is
not bread. So then tacos, so there's a form of bread.
A taco sand which would be a taco with pieces
of bread in the outside. Ortella means small bread in
what look it up? Yeah, someone you deliver, you delivered.

(02:31:23):
That was sincerity. Someone is going to write a letter
say how stupid we all are, and they'll be right.
They'll be right by the way. Yeah, but many other things.
Oh my gosh, that was interesting. You know this guy,
they shouldn't rehire the sky in the States, he would
be done.

Speaker 9 (02:31:43):
How would you like to be that guy having been
rehired and continue to work there, no kidding, that's.

Speaker 5 (02:31:48):
Gonna be I mean that would be what do they
call that? Yeah? Uh in the post AIDS world, any
kind of bodily skill exactly, that's exactly what. Yeah, they
would never know. Yeah, I hate Come on back.

Speaker 3 (02:32:04):
You don't have to say.

Speaker 5 (02:32:04):
That, not on the front.

Speaker 16 (02:32:06):
They will have to add that to the sexual horizon.

Speaker 5 (02:32:10):
You imagine that was part of your defense. You put
semen on a hot dog. Hey, I don't have aides.

Speaker 11 (02:32:17):
That's not Maybe they couldn't prove that he actually did putmen.

Speaker 3 (02:32:21):
Maybe he was just saying he did.

Speaker 5 (02:32:23):
Even so, yeah, that must be what it is.

Speaker 3 (02:32:26):
Yeah, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:32:29):
It's one hell of a union, the Australian Maritime Union.
That's tough. Those are tough guys. Yeah, those they must
be very difficult kids these.

Speaker 16 (02:32:37):
Days called hot dogs glizzies. That was a that was
a jizzy.

Speaker 5 (02:32:41):
That's what they call them. Yeah, that's right, they do.
That's the thing. Where does that come from? That's what
we were talking about. That somebody did mention that to us.
That's that would have gotten a much heartier laugh at
anybody else. Lizz Lizzie. Absolutely, that's what they call him.
No time to switch gears here, studies. This is interesting.
This is about Lean from brick House Nutrition. Lean is

(02:33:05):
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In the course of a lifetime, about half of Americans
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(02:33:25):
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Speaker 11 (02:34:42):
We have the Godfather of cloning in the news. We
have Magic eight Ball coming to a TV show near you.
And if we have time, we have a monkey running
loose in South Carolina.

Speaker 5 (02:34:53):
Who's got I want to find out more about Glizzies
and about the teaching career of our guests. Justin when
we return. We are in the Oreillyota Part Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (02:35:04):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

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Speaker 5 (02:35:13):
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Speaker 9 (02:35:15):
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the Silac Insurance
News desk. It's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Josh Arnold.
Hello at the ih steven Singer sidekick chair, Ace Cosby,
I'm chick Kgee.

Speaker 1 (02:35:30):
Hello Tom.

Speaker 5 (02:35:30):
We've got a guest joining us in the studio. Comedian
Justin Seymour is here with us. He just used the
word glizzy and we were all kind of stumped. We
had used that word on the air once before. And
glizzi is a slang term that Al Jackson did run

(02:35:51):
this bias. It is slang for a hot dog in
certain parts of the East Coast. Pat, was that something
that happened when you were going I don't remember that?
Raise it all that term? No, it says, primarily in
the Washington, DC area, a glizzy. It's also in slang
terms a glock handgun.

Speaker 3 (02:36:13):
Well, there's a big difference between a hot dog and
a glock.

Speaker 5 (02:36:15):
Yes, it says among rappers and those in so called
trap culture, a glizzy refers to a glock handgun. It
is the term has been spread through rap lyrics, according
to this news account. Either way, I'll put a glizzy
in my mouth, you know, yeah, yikes. Are you an

(02:36:38):
expert on slang terms?

Speaker 16 (02:36:40):
No, just to be When you're a teacher, you teach
a lot of these younger kids, and so you get
familiar with stuff, you know, like like I don't know
if you guys heard this one, These like gen z kids,
they don't say like we made love anymore.

Speaker 5 (02:36:51):
They don't say that. They just say we smashed you. Guys.
I heard smash.

Speaker 16 (02:36:55):
Yeah, like I went to her place, you'd lot me smash.
But I'm thirty five now, which she isn't old to you,
but old to them. I can't talk like that. I
sound dumb. And I was hanging out with this group
of young gen Z kids the other day and they
brought up oral sex and I was like, don't you
guys mean smash mouth like.

Speaker 5 (02:37:12):
Trying to be hip. I was trying to be hip.
I can't do it. It never works, trust me. Yeah,
it always becomes problematic. You were a teacher, though, right,
that's right. I mean what you said history? Yeah, I
taught history. Government psychology. Oh oh heck, I don't have
a joke for that. That's just Did you say government psychology,
government and psychology? Oh yeah, government psychology. Boy, that'd be yeah.

(02:37:36):
I was like, what is that? I don't think that exists.
We have Christy Lee right over there, she's at the
Siowac Insurance News. Ask and you promised a story about the.

Speaker 11 (02:37:46):
History kind of Sir John Gordon, the British biologist and
Nobel laureate known as the godfather of cloning, has died
at the age of ninety two. Gordon's pioneering experiments in
the nineteen fifties proved that mature cells still contain the
genetic blueprint to create an entire organism, a work that
paved the way for cloning and stem cell research, including

(02:38:08):
Dolly the Sheep.

Speaker 5 (02:38:09):
Oh oh, he's the Dolly guy.

Speaker 1 (02:38:11):
But but but what.

Speaker 9 (02:38:14):
I don't think cloning a sheep counts All sheep look
alike anyway? Yeah, but I I don't if you saw that,
I don't recognize it.

Speaker 5 (02:38:21):
That might be racist towards sheep. I might be, But
they all look alike to me. If you let's look
at this guy's funeral, all six pallbearers look exactly like
Oh man, that is younger like him. That area really gruesome.

Speaker 9 (02:38:36):
It'd be tough not to clone yourself if you were
cloning scientists, right, would yourself? I think you, yeah, experiment
on yourself.

Speaker 5 (02:38:44):
No, I mean, am I correct in saying that there
are Didn't I read somewhere that Barbara streissand cloned her dog.

Speaker 9 (02:38:50):
Yes, yeah, I think that the second or third dogs
still alive.

Speaker 5 (02:38:55):
I think that's just not right. Good dog is that apparently?
But I mean, could you how would it differed to
clone a human? What if you went at barbar Streisen
sound and she just had six James Brolin's working around yeah,

(02:39:18):
and Josh Brolin's out in the garden shaking his head. Yeah.
One of them's answers the door and goes, hey, my
shift is almost overthink ud I have to hear sing
people one more time. I jumping off the jumping into
the oceans. Time you're time to the service or James four?
You still got it, Barbara, Yeah, you're still going. Oh yeah,
he's not great people who I remember all the Dolly

(02:39:41):
the sheep thing was quite a while back though, Yeah,
what was that nineties or two thousands?

Speaker 3 (02:39:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:39:47):
There have to be ethical issues with this. That's been
the argument since day one. Of course, would you want
to clone Christie me? I think, I think, I think,
I think one Christie's enough. But I mean, because it
would come out of baby.

Speaker 3 (02:40:03):
Right, yes, I got to do it all over again.

Speaker 5 (02:40:05):
That would be interesting. You know, by the time it
would come out a baby right about what it's uh,
what if it was one of those things where but
in two weeks it was four, and then in six
weeks it was that times four. That's science fiction. Well
it happens in sience, like a week, he'd be one
hundred and nine. Is that what you?

Speaker 11 (02:40:26):
Dolly was cloned in July of nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 5 (02:40:29):
Oh so it's been nearly thirty years. Well why didn't they.

Speaker 11 (02:40:35):
Dolly's got to be dead, right, Yeah, she died in
two thousand and three, or.

Speaker 9 (02:40:38):
They tried out a sheep just looks just like, oh,
she's still living.

Speaker 5 (02:40:41):
Is that the standard life span of a sheep? It
seems like seven years? Well, if you ever had a
lamb shop.

Speaker 9 (02:40:47):
They are tasted. Oh you like that? I never eat
the jelly. I always thought that was just like a
comedian trope jelly.

Speaker 5 (02:40:57):
I think it's just it just adds some nice color's
got a good taste. So I like it. Yeah, I
like lamb. Yeah, okay, okay, very good. Well I like
a hero. You like a hero? Sure? Okay?

Speaker 17 (02:41:08):
Good?

Speaker 5 (02:41:09):
The world doesn't need another euro. We don't need another euro.
Do any of them? Have any of them? Have any
of the have any of the hero Sandwich plays? Is
the rights purchased the rights to one of those? Really
sort of sappy sincere, So I need a hero, Billy,
don't be a hero? Good doing Greek style. By all

(02:41:34):
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