The BOB & TOM Show - October 15, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes right? Your wife stopped bitching by whatever it was.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
She was bitching a.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Battle last night, so you escaping to the bathroom just
to sit there on your throne. But after you finished
show business, the tarlet paper is gone.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, it's a.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Great day for me to whoop somebody's ask. It's a
bad day, so you better get off my back. You
might get cold cocktail if you cross my path, because

(01:12):
it's a grave ding for me to whoop somebody as.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I was running and laid for work, so I poured
me in some coffee gold and just before I had
a flat tie, spilled it all over my clothes. When
the highway PATROLMU pulled up, I thought that help was
on the way, but when it saw the tatoo in

(01:47):
my hands, he shot me with a pepper spray.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
But it's a gray day.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
For me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad and day,
so you better get off my back.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
You might get cold cock.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
If you cross my path, because it's a great.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Day I'm singing you're gonna do for me to whoop
somebody's asked. When I finally made it to work, I
was fifteen minutes late.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I told my.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Boss about the flat tire.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Buddy fired me in any way. So here I am
out in the parking lot till it's waiting by his
call man. I'm gonna give him a good bade present
that he ain't never will Payah, let's sing together, because
it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's asked.

(02:58):
It's a bad hey, so you better get off my back.
You might get cold god if you cross my past,
because it's a bad day.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
For me to whoop somebody's ass.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yellow.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
There's the collar there, Okay, morning from the O'Reilly Auto
Park studios, and it's the Bobble Times Show. There's Christy Lee,
Hello Chicken, she's at the Silaka Church news desk.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
There's Pat Godwin the hey indeed right?

Speaker 6 (03:49):
But is it straw cheaper?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Hey? I hear straw's cheaper. There's Josh Charnold, He's Casbach and.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
More of.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
I'm Chicken, pullo Tom. I've got some exciting stuff coming
up that I am very very excited.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
And of course you're excited. And I'm making my way
into the building. This morning. I'm on the outside of
the wall there right in front of the door where
you have your your your key as we use our
phone or whatever the hell it is. And I'm standing
there waiting for the uh my phone to be recognized
by the gizmo. And I hear tom sneeze from outside,

(04:28):
from outside, A good one.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
The door was shut. Oh, I was in here around
the corner and the soundproof area.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
It was a good sneeze.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
It was louder than this. WHOA are you all right?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I'm just a sneeze.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
He doesn't do I don't. I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't understand this, and I have to talk to
my therapist or something.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
He does everything loud. He yawns loud, He sneezes loud,
sex loud, He stretched, and gentlemen would ever discuss such
a thing.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I bet it's a loud and high piece. I bet
it's me high.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Pitched right right, me high pitch.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Coming up?

Speaker 6 (05:15):
We do have a bedroom activities in the news, sleeping
also coming up. The great comedian Jimmy Pardo nice in
the studio.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Never heard of him, you know, By the way, Chick
mentioned something that we've been meaning to talk to you
about tom uh we do we require our own phones
to get into the building here, right, Technically the employer
should be paying for our phones if we needed to
get into.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Work, I'll talk to the landlord. Okay, I'll tell her
you a union store. What are you saying saying?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, okay, okay, you write that down. Oh yeah, I'll
put it in the suggestion box.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's the one that it feeds directly
direct No, it feeds, it feeds directly into a shredder.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Don't get them.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
That would be a great visual suggestion box. And then
you just see the shredder below they does anyone still
have a suggestion box?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I have not seen one in a while. There are
always those. And then to put your business card in
here for a free lunch.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, business cards much anymore? Yeah, But technology one of
the things we don't talk about much time. How often
it doesn't work. I spent an hour trying to log
in to get No. You you skew results. Now just
let me finish my story.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
But there's something that you did and you don't recognize it.
Let me finish.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
It's not the computer's fault. It was one of those
things where you're taking your car in for the twenty
thousand mile check up, and you go, you go, and
you go through the thing and you answer all the
questions and then at the very end you hit send
and then you drive up three days later and they
don't have a record of it. What but the guy
told me, yeah, this is a new computer system. I
would say about one in ten people have the same

(07:01):
experience you do. So after filling it all off, it's
not your fault. Same thing with the hospital spent. You
spend two hours filling out the form. You get there
and then they hand you the clipboard.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Oh when you do it online?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, you get there. This really get stuck in your crawl,
doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
You want you want people to know with your name
and maybe you're so security number, they know everything about that.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's no piled somewhere so you don't have to fill
out a form.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Is it necessary every time you go to any new
doctor to fill out that form? Evidently?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I can only imagine the red tape.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Why isn't there just a if you could sign up
for a service where okay, I'm willing to put my
history on this thing and then here you go, here's
the here's the number, punch it in and you'll get
get it all. I don't even have that. There's so
much going wrong. This really upsets you. And I'm time.
And then they give you a little tiny game we'll

(07:51):
give you. They give you a crappy pen and not
enough room to write anything. So you wanted a nice
credenza and a desk and no wan I I spent
I spent two hours online filling out your stupid form.
And these days, before you've even hit the door, you've
got to think, how is our service?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Tell us?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
How do we do?

Speaker 8 (08:12):
Yeah, that's kind of you do this.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
In every area of your life. You get so upset
about stuff that you don't you you.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Can't have any control over. But man, are you pissed
about it? Do you think it's what they call kick
the dog syndrome? He watches the news, he watches you know,
he has a family, stuff going on. He's okay, okay,
something small like filling out a form happens and he
hits the right. But it's not small. It takes all
all of his time filling a form out. What am

(08:41):
I doing wrong? Chick? Because it's probably me, not the electronics.
Because I see other people use them tap tapping the card,
I can't. I I never get it.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Sometimes the cards don't work right, I get it.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Sometimes I get it. Probably seven out of ten times. Yeah, okay,
the first time I tape, that's almost everybody, all right.
I was by the guy.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
I was behind a guy yesterday, tap tap put it in.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
The Chick fil A. I think it was the Chick
fil a drive through person. She gave me the card
thing and said, you can either insert or tap, and
I inserted. And I said, can you kind of tell
who's gonna insert and who's gonna tap based on age?
And she said absolutely, I get that.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
No, yeah, you're concerned about the germs all over that
machine that they just handed you.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, but I'll wash my hands before I get home,
all right, when I get home to eat the chick Oh,
you don't. You don't pop it right in your mouth?

Speaker 9 (09:32):
What?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
No, I'm not a I believe it or not, I
am not a.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Aren't you reformed machinery liquor? Weren't you like whatever you
would run into you just give it a good licking. Yes, yeah, yeah,
yeah at ms.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
The gas bomp. The final straw was when I got
kicked out of McDonald's for sucking on the soft served machine.
Oh yeah, yeah, but you got it to work, so
that was that was a positive.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well and that Christy.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
You go to the same gym I do, and every
single time you go, then you get the thing the
next day, going, how do we do yesterday? I don't
need it every day I'm there, Yeah, many and many
days a week.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
They don't have to ask me every day. I'm just saying, oh, maybe.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
If you fill it out once, they'll leave you alone. No,
you guys run into each.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
Other at the gym. No, no, we never do. We
work out different times, different different times.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Each other down at any point like a massage.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Yeah, to each other. You helped me out. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Just bad.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Coming up, we have kiddy cats in the news, Josh,
I know you're a big fan, not a cat person.
We have giant pumpkin news coming your way today.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Oh no, checking out a pumpkin person either.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
I'm neighborhood cat that's pooping on your doorstep.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (10:50):
That's a message?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh boy, do tell her. Yeah. We called around two
or three days, try and find somebody. Take a cat
to crap on our doors.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
We have a we have an unusual thing going on
in the world of dreaming and a allegedly collective dream
that is spreading.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
You don't believe in those?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, have you? It is this the story?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Have you?

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
This has been for a couple of decades. People dream
of the same man and they don't they have no
idea who he is. But they've had artists like sketch artist,
drama and it's the exact same guy just appearing in
all these people's dreams. It's not Freddy Krueger.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
No, I know what you're saying. Yeah, this is somewhat
similar to that. Wow, So we'll see. And then I
I also looked up the list of in America the
most common recurring dreams. Oh, it's pretty interesting. We'll get
to that coming up. Uh and we've all we've all

(11:52):
had some of them as a matter of fact. And
then it was something new in the world of dating
called ZIP coding. Okaything looking like California and stuff. Yeah,
well they used to have the whole area code thing
where area codes were a big deal there. If it's
not a two to one two, I'm not calling Okay,
that's that's that's great.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
The next time you run into one of these problems,
like you're filling out all these forms, yes you really
put a try this, Will you try this? Just say
to yourself, well, that's just the way it is. Or
you see road construction you don't know why they're fixing
the road, or they're they're redirected traffic or whatever else
upset you for no reason.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
You just well, that's just the way it is. I'm
a critical thinker, chick. You know, my dad's a lost
art form.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
My dad used to say, well that's life in the city.
There you go, and he would would roll off his back.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Now that's like, you'll be glad to know that I
brought in the I bought a six boxes of the
more stale snacks of the fig Newman's, the the them
from the Paul Newman food.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Does an Abisco sue, Yeah, that's that's a little close.
Come on, well, Fish Newton is ours. Well, mister Newman
is giving the proceeds to charity.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
They well not portions, portions, They probably haven't arrangement. In
any event, I wrote a letter. If I'm arscous protest.

Speaker 10 (13:15):
Did you write a letter, But where did you buy
them from?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Hold it, it's not the Newman people, No, it was
it was the Amazon. You got stale Fig Newton's Newman's
and you wrote six boxes of them a sternly worded
letter to Amazon because they were stale.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Okay, you took time? Does that's already you told us
that you don't.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Have any time to fill out a form or what
the hell ever?

Speaker 6 (13:47):
I'm guessing it takes you about five or six hours
to write a letter.

Speaker 10 (13:51):
You realize Amazon gets a lot of their things from
other small distributed Well, I.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Just I just hope wherever it was for a while,
whoever it was, I hope they shut them down and
all the people who work there and will lose their jobs. Okay,
if you're gonna pick that would make you staff big, Well,
you're selling me stale Fig new Major. Damn right, O
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Speaker 1 (16:15):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobby Top Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Christie Lee at the Silent
Insurance News desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick, Josh Arnold
Pie he's at the eye Stephen Singer sidekick, chare Ace Cosby. Today,
Jimmy Pardo will be here legendary stand up comedian, and
we'll try to solve love problems later today with Ali

(16:39):
Breen and Sexy Time Extra Time.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
Okay, right now, once again congratulations going out to mister
Evan Clem sex Uh. I'm sorry to ill.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I went to high school ago a lot guys. Last
name Clem Clem. He was a drawing grandfather. He was
a drummer turned into a helicopter pilot. Wow, sorties, Vie.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
And I believe yesterday you mentioned the name Clem in
the context of the Red Skelton show.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Clem Cadello hopper. I can all remember that Red's characters. Well,
you mentioned hello now he always he said that. I
want to say he said it as himself at the
end of the show the show, but it sounded a
lot like Clem.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Right, we'll take it. Mister Evan Clem wins the this
week's five hundred dollars gift card. Do steven Singer Jewelers
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Evan got he was was a nine way tie for
first place. Nine He got thirteen of fifteen games correct.
But he also won all three tie breakers, so he's

(17:53):
the winner. I bring this up because I want you
to enter. You listening right now, please go to bobintom
dot com slash contest just pick the winners.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
This is game. Excuse me.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
This is this is week seven coming up Bob and
Tom dot com slash contest.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
And you do have to know the spread, right.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
No, the spread has nothing to do with it. Thank
you for muddying the waters. Certainly appreciate it. Continue to
continue to do so all day. Uh No, you just
enlightened me to something.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
We were talking both on and off the air about this,
the tapping of the credit card, yes, and how it
almost never works. I have trouble with it consistently. I'm
guessing that you've never tapped.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
No, I do.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
But one of my cards almost never works. The other
one works all the time. Okay, one of them is metal,
one is plastic. The metal one you might as well
shred it. It never works. And they always go, that
doesn't work here, sir.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, but you ever paid on your phone? I have
that too, Have you done it? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Sure? Okay, But you were saying at the Chick fil
a drive through you did an informal survey.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
And yeah, I just asked the cash I said, hey,
can you kind of tell who's going to happened? Who's
going to insert? And she said yes, yea by their age?
And I said, what did if you had to if
you saw me and you had to guess, what would you?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
And she just kind of smiled, Yeah, you're an insert.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Yeah do you ever hand anyone cash boy and they
look at you like you've you know, you just are
those are those shells and beads. I'm trying to count
that change.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, it is a lost art. I paid for a
coke zero at the gas station and it was two
ninety six and I gave her three dollars because I
just had three, right, And I was like, do we
even bother with the four cent?

Speaker 6 (19:39):
I mean, I would have said keep it happily? Didn't
they determine that it's costs more to make a penny
than a penny?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I think so, And they may be going away. They're
going to face that out.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Leave a penny my.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Coin thing, big old coin.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I haven't seen that sign in a while. Leave a penny,
take a penny.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Yeah, yeah, you don't see it anymore.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I saw leave a bitcoin, take a bitcoin.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
What happened society? Well, uh, now we have our letters segment.

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bar really hands down. Give me a quick description. What

(20:35):
is it?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Like a chocolate and there's something in the middle, peanut butterish,
but it's it's really really pretty good.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
And they're available Attractor Supply.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
We found out and cracker barrel and you can get
texture an iteration of it on Amazon. But it's a cup.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
While writing this letter to us this email, Matthew was
actually eating a Clark Wow. There you go. The Clark
bars are still being produced. The Boyer Candy Company in Altoona, Pennsylvania,
produces that they purchased the rights in twenty eighteen. They
also produced Clark's Cups, which is like a Reese's Cup

(21:15):
Reese's Cup but with the Clark barside.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
I think Boyer's workhorse was the Mallow cup.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Remember no I never Marshmallow. And wasn't that the boyle
boy it's Boyer there. Don't remember that part, by the way,
he writes, Oh my god, it's glorious. Boyer Candy does
have an online store. So those of you that were
missing the Clark Bar yesterday I mentioned, of course the
Clark Kent Bar bombed.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Well I I I just remember asking how was it
and you said it was super the books, you could turn.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
That off any time.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Look look up in the sky. You're talking about his microphone.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's a play no Superman. Sorry, he was sitting a
little kid again, Chris Cross applesauce in front of the
TV again at at age four.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
He was joy.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
That was a George Reeves Superman. He was really kind
of out of shape, looked kind of frumpy.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
He wasn't he was. He was soft, you know. I
wouldn't say he was out of shap he was. He
was barrel chested. I wouldn't even describe him as dowey.
I'd say he was soft.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
But that that had a sad ending for that actor.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
But this whole movie, we'll move forward here. I just
got Dear Bob a Tom show. This is from Kevin
in Kentucky. I just got back. Uh huh, sorry, that
was my Catherine O'Hara from home alone.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
What did you say, Kevin? We went to Red River Gorge,
Uh in Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
We went into a small little mom and pop candy
store and lo and behold, I had to take a
picture candy, cigarettes and cigars as far as I could see.
All right, he did take a picture, and he sent
it to us, and I believe we're gonna put that up.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
I love the Halloween. I love the Halloween.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Idea, Tom, for you to put cigars and candy sit
or was that, Josh? I want to do?

Speaker 6 (23:28):
I want to candy, cigarettes, candy cigars, and those little
wax soda bottles that have that super sugary syrup in.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
Them, like two SIPs. It's like a sip.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Teaches kids the value of sugar. That's why we're so good.
We eat so much sugar. Did you ever have sugar
bread when you were a kid, Yeah, on butter. Mom
takes you like wonderbread, puts butter on it and then sugar.
It's good, Josh, often with cinnamon.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Forgot we had cinnamon toast was buttered cinnamon sugar.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah, but sugar bread was there was no cooking involved, right,
noh yeah, yeah, he very quick, it was. It was
absolutely delight. I'm just stalling. Is that photograph on the
way there?

Speaker 11 (24:11):
It is?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Okay, there we go. Oh, thank god, we got that.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
There you go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Candy cigarettes those are great.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
I haven't seen and they're designed and the packs look
like the one looks like Winston's.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
The one looks like Viceroy that's the funniest party, and
the kings looks like Paul Mal's the red and these
cigars are almost selled out by the way that the
name of the cigar is the l bubble.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Right from right from Cuba right dear Bomb and Time Show.
I went to visit my sister in the hospital she's
having a baby. Went up to the front desk to
find it where I needed to go to see her.
For some reason, at that moment, I could not remember
the name maternity ward. So I said, can you tell
me where the people having babies department is?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, I say, I say, no, what do you mean? No,
that's not elegant enough for a grizzword. That's not uh no,
the baby the people having baby department. No, that's lazy
at best.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
It's in the moment.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
He's nervous trying to think of a word.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I do think we need a judge's ruling. Yes, I'm
not the I'm not the one to do it. I'm
a terrible judge of everything character fashion.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Uh yeah, yeah, yesterday we were talking about the word glizzy.
Remember this, which is a hot dog East Coast term Washington.
There are words we use.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
It don't need a new word. Hot dog would be
one of those. Yeah, why do we Why do we
need a new word for a hot talk?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
And then Glizzy also refers to a handgun.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Right is that right? You said that there wasn't another
a glock.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
It's in some famous rap song.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I mean that's taking the word block and just snoop
dogging it. Yeah, he was always.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Yesterday, you guys rediscovered the slang term doing it. Well,
it's that's your fault, Glizzy for hot dog. I love
me a Glizzy, I love writes Nick. My friends call
me the Glizzy Gobbler.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I also.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
You think you're a part of the group. By the way,
Nick's a badass. Nix Nix, a firefighter is out there
working helping people. He goes, I also, I also.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
What they do, and they go to the grocery. They
they also.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
Run into building they run into burning buildings and rescue people.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
They play a lot of horse now and then yeah,
they washed cars. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
They sit on chairs and yell at cars.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I tried, Nick. Apparently this guy's roasting hot dogs.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
And he also uses the term grease missile.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Oh, that's a pretty good one.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
If I'm golfing missile at the turnaround, I'll grab a
grease missile and a bush light. That's what he's.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, I'm saying it next time.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Bush light. A grease missile sounds like something in the bedroom.
Once you found the k y would seek out of me.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
You guys know me. That's my that's my go to
three bush lights Saturday.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
By the way, speaking of bush light, we have very
unusual news in the pubic realm coming up. You'll be
absolutely stunned.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
By the way, this one comes to us it says
a chick mentioned that Tom is famous for going out
like a light when his head hits the pillow.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I can not only not only in bed, most often
in his car in front of businesses around town.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I'm curious on a normal light.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
How long does it take for chick Christie, Ah, Josh
and Pat to fall asleep, assuming, of course they're not
in the same bed. Oh, thank you JD. It's a
fair question, Josh. Your pre bed ritual is what?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Oh my gosh, I brush my water, pick and brush,
get in the bed, read and then I when I
turn out the light, it takes me about ten to
fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Do you go through the horrific aspects of your life
in your head?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Is that what happens? I don't you should start doing it.
I fear that that would keep me awake. You don't
have like a isn't there some chill you're supposed to do?

Speaker 6 (28:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I do a chance, not a chant. But I have
some things I say in the morning. But it's I
think about I write honestly in my head.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
So that's good.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, horror horror movies sometimes, Yeah, it's always. It's always
story related. It's not comedy because that that makes me
get up and get my note.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
I was going to say, do you write things down?

Speaker 12 (28:59):
Then?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
If I think of a joke, if it's story ideas,
I don't. Do you remember them in the morning?

Speaker 7 (29:05):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
For the most part because the things I'm constantly like,
I'm continually working on.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Okay, so if I were to do that, there'd be
a lot of grease missiles in the story.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
I don't mean ho dog, Christy, Christy. What's your ritual?

Speaker 8 (29:20):
My bedtime?

Speaker 10 (29:22):
I wash my face, brush my teeth, go to bed.
Dogs come up, lay next to me on both sides
so I can't move, turn the light out, go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Right away, right away.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Okay, very good, very good. Pat, you have to hook
yourself up to your machine. See Pat eight o'clock.

Speaker 7 (29:35):
I turned everything off, the phone and everything, and I
lay there for four hours. The ceiling a carnival in
my head, songs, unfinished songs, operas.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
You get that in that breathing device the whole time.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Yeah, that kind of assumes me a little bit, a
little bit when.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
You wake up.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Do you have a mark on your face with that thing?

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Sometimes if it's too tight, Yeah, pretty much. Half the
time goes away in about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Do you feel like you're scuba diving?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
No?

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Discomforted. I think we're in that mask. I feel like
there's a little sound to it, like a little white noise, like.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
A whack at a whack and a wack and a wack
of a wackon.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
No, just like that? No kidding?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Is that is that quiet?

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Huh? I prefer like a whack at a whack and a
wack like you know, Well I do that before I
put on I would do a whack and a whack.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
And a whack like you know, like I think James
theber his pocketed pocket. What about Well, I have my
devotionals my h No, I have a uh do you
know what a PSP is. It's PlayStation portable. It's a
handheld device and I have a couple of games that

(30:37):
they're hard to find now, but it was my favorite
video game. It's still my favorite video game. It's just
a Tetris like game that I play.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Oh cool, and I check out doing that and then
I fall Sometimes I fall asleep holding it and yeah,
I jerk. You have a set alarm on?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Do I know you have an alarm on the phone?
You said that? Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Always have that.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
What about a TV?

Speaker 8 (31:00):
You have the TV?

Speaker 6 (31:00):
I don't turn the TV on.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I do an alternate version of wordle.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
There's like a.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh for alternate lifestyle or oh no, just it's it's
because I've already done the real world.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
But this is this is another one. And I was
so upset when I got my new phone. I was
because I was approaching a thousand times and the new
phone had erased it. So I start over, what are you?
Wait a minute, what do you What did you do
for a thousand times in a row?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
You did wordle So you had a streak approaching a thousand.
You got the new phone.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
That's good. Don't you back up your phone? Yeah, it's
like a Stanza trying not to unplug the Frogger machine. Yeah,
I don't know everything else got sent across that did not.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I have a humble bragg. My name is Gris Wall.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
You no, it's that's absolute fact, of course, yes, of course.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Now coming up, we're going to talk with our good
friend comedian Jimmy Pardo.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Is very exciting, all right, But right.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Now I want to tell you about the best way
to joy a nice weekend afternoon before a football game,
even if you're going to just watch it on TV,
go out to the driveway, fire up the grill, and
have some steaks.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
That's right. And they have grease missiles, don't they. They
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(33:11):
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Speaker 6 (34:13):
Thank you very much, Josh, once again. Coming up comedian
Jimmy Partero. We have some news from the world of sports.
We have puba Care in the news in a big
way today. It's all on the way from the Orelli
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Speaker 1 (35:08):
This is to win. Hey, welcome back to the Bobbit
Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's
Christy Lee, Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold, Hello Josh,
I hate Steven Singer's sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm
chick Wigee. Hello Tom, Hello Chick.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
We're still going through a little bit of mail here
before we get to the sports page. This comes to
us from James Jimmy. He begins, sorry to bother you
at work. Thank you, James. Welcome. I love everything about it.
This is actually our mailman friend Paul. He said, what,

(35:49):
Wait a minute, who's our mailman friend? Remember we got
the thing yesterday from Paul the Mailman. I don't, but
I'll take your word for this. So James is gone.
I apparently hates the same person.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh okay, okay, James calls himself Paul unless he's using
is I gotcha? So I meet him and I say hi,
I'm chick, and he will say hi, I'm Paul the mailman.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Paul the mailman.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
If he's got his uniform, where does.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
The James enter into it?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
I'm just looking at the Okay, in the email address.
Hey Josh, have you seen me out in the hallway?
Will you hit me in the head with a shovel?
That'd be really you know.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
I don't want to, but I will. You're a friend.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
He's got both his names and his email address. This
must be like Godwin, your first your real first name
is what Joseph Joseph Patrick Godwin? All right, so that
this must be the same deal. We're getting off the
topic here. The point is he does wear shorts year round,
except maybe ten to fifteen days when it gets really cool. Okay,

(36:52):
he's on year thirty six at the post office. Wow,
thank you very much for all your services. And he says, attention,
Pat Gond.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
You know when they go out and deliver mail, they
don't have to fight anyone.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Or or.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
Thank you for your for your service. We can't but you.
If you were a mail man, you know what it
would be like. Your garage would be full of You'd
be one of those guys, uh chick with six hundred
pounds of mail in his garage undelivered. If Tom were
a mailman, what happened get lost?

Speaker 8 (37:31):
Every day?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (37:32):
I don't know what happened. I thought I had a letter.
I thought it said, uh, Inianapolis. Turns out it's Annapolis.
What am I supposed to do? I don't understand. That's
why I'm not a mailman. That's why I'm not a pilot.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
I don't think I understand my limitations.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I don't think thank you for your service fits It
doesn't apply to the post a lot, certainly not. And
even Paul would say, hey, hey, hey, I said services,
he's delivering mail.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
What does he want?

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Mail manners you driving?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
You see when you've done?

Speaker 6 (38:02):
Paul?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
No, no, no, I'm on a mission. We need to
stretch this letter to the next perat. Okay, so anyway,
he says, we're shorts all year round except ten or
fifteen days when it gets.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
You really in the car. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Very good, very good, And he does a lot of walking.
Oh all right, fascinating, he.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Said, could I mention it? Did I get to the PostScript?
We'd love it for mister Godwin. Regarding your reunion. You
just went to your high school reunion. Pat missed opportunity.
The ladies can't get away in walkers and wheelchairs a
Pat seemed to enjoy that letter. Did you find any

(38:45):
of your old high school yes, ladies, really, yes, there
were a few. Couple.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
Keep in mind, I was really obnoxious in high school,
so I had to go to other high high schools
and out to.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Me, gates are obnoxious in high school even here.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, I can't imagine. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
So the the the woman who had your baby, your
high school jacket, Telford. Yeah, she's not there yet, was she?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Did she go to the same school?

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Yeah, Dallas, she was not there. No, it wasn't because
she knew you were coming. Maybe I don't know. I
didn't ask. He didn't look her up and send a
note and thanked her for no baby, in and out
like the old days, just in and out about So,
how did you get the jackets? She gave it to

(39:35):
Fred Wholls Fred another day, Jim high school computer.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
I was the one who asked the woman on a
date for a hey, baby, how about a piece of chess?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
If you remember that funny? How about that's Fred. They
were in the throes of they were making.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
That in the back of the hook swagon.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
He wanted, he wanted to be a gentleman and.

Speaker 6 (39:57):
To show he had game.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
He said, a piece of chest.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
Remember that I told you that on the air, A
piece of ass, which you would never say, Yeah, he.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
Said, I can never jumped to that. He just wanted
to as for.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
The guys, yeah, exactly, Yeah, gotta get a piece of chest.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
And that was brought up. A lot of it that
was brought up. I forget.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
How did it go horribly?

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Did get a piece of chat? No?

Speaker 7 (40:22):
No, no, it did not. She got very quiet, he
said he she said to take him. He knew he
did something wrong, did something. And he also added to
the story. He goes, do you remember remember I got
her to go in the back seat because he said
his Volkswagen bug was the gas was low and they
needed to get in the back seat to make the gas.
That was the first part of that story. Then I

(40:42):
asked her for a piece of chess. What went wrong?
Don't tell anybody. I told everybody.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
So he to get her to the back seat.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
He did that.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
Yeah, that was one of his book. He was very stiff.
He went into the army. He's a very organized guy.
Wasn't a great dat good guys he married now, yeah,
he's been married for a long time.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Get a woman into the back seat, he said, that's like,
we we have to go sit in the back seat
so the gas can get close in the tank. Are
you kidding? That's some creative work. I mean I can
see doing that on a mostly maybe like a ballast thing. Yeah,
I'm considering trying it's Yeah, but you wouldn't have to

(41:20):
sit in the back row of the movie theater, otherwise
the film won't it won't be framed.

Speaker 13 (41:24):
Right.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Yeah, don't try that electric electric car. By the way,
I can't fall for that unless my flies open, I
don't understand. Yeah, telling about the electronic field the zipper
has to be Wow, that's great. Well, yeah, well you.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Know, that's what booger was that what's his name, Mickey
Work's name and diner he did do the popcorn did
the It was just so and she took it as
a compliment.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
It was so uncomfortable he had to free.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
You were turning me on so much and I was
so uncomfortable. He really spends it.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, does anyone know.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
In the United States of America and probably Canada, I'm
thinking and and certainly in the dominic, the Dominican Republic,
we have first base, second base, third base with respect
to progress in the heavy petting realm.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
What do they do in England? Do they have the
same you.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Know, no, no, because they don't.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
They make cricket exactly. I'm just wondering.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I touch your sticky wicket, see that that Maybe you
may have just said something that people are howling.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Over there in the table.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Hey, Tom, we gotta we got a break coming up.
Can I get a piece of chest?

Speaker 6 (42:39):
We're getting coming up? We have we have a kiddy
cats in the news. We've got a weird pubic hair story.
What's happening in sports?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Dodgers win again. They look fellas ladies, They look unbeatable. Yeah,
Shinobu Yamamoto a three in complete game. Last night Dodgers
beat the Brewer five to one. We'll have more NHL.
They played some hockey again last night. Evidently they play
two or three times a week. I'm not sure what's
going on. Yeah, yeah, oh, and David Rush and Jonathan

(43:14):
Hannon raised their collective head on world record.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
It's all coming up from the Orelioto Parts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (43:23):
Just got to get a hold of us, call, text,
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Speaker 5 (43:30):

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silent
Insurance newsdask. There's Pat Godwood, Hey, Chick, Pat's got a
song this time.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Tom, be on your toes. Okay, there's Josh Arnold. Are there?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I hate Stephen Singers sidekick chair Ace Cosby.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We've got one more
letter of can I real quick to mention Evan Klem
Mister Clem the winner of Week six of our special
pig skin competition, and he picked the winners in the
NFL for week six. It was a nine way tie
this week, but he got all three of the tiebreakers,
so he's the winner of the e gift card from

(44:18):
Steven Singer Jewelers Peru's Steven Singer's inventory at I Hate
Stevensinger dot com. You could be a winner this week.
Go to Bob and Tom dot com slash contest pick
the winners for week seven in the NFL. Chick mcgeill
be posting his picks coming up. Get a good week
last week, You'll be picking your picks.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I'll be picking most picks in my nose, in my
seat and all the things I picked.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Okay, good scat pick away.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Oh yeah, dear Bob a Tom show, big fan of
your show. I am a trucker. See if you think
what I thought when I read the Suns big fan
of the show. I'm a trucker. So I'll watch via
YouTube every morning, maybe uh.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Maybe as oh maybe before.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
He hits the road.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Yeah. But also I was I was reading this article
about podcasting. I was stunned about this, and like eighty
percent of people who listening to podcasts listen on YouTube, Yeah,
I watch on YouTube Yeah, YouTube wasn't really a player
until I guess covid another the player in podcasting, and
a lot of people will have the video on this.
Someone probably listening to this right now. They're not really

(45:24):
watching for sure, but we do have a visual component.
You could see Josh's beard growth for example, I uh,
the the whitening of the lower portion of your beard.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Have you noticed it's kind of solid now?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, it's pretty much all gray on the show.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
If someone is listening to this in our podcast form,
they can go look. I can look at my phone.
So I'm assuming this guy leaves his phone in the seat.
Perhaps he's not taking his eyes off the road because
he's a qualified, a great member of the trucking community,
and we appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
For their service.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
You are both just talks like he's trying to hit
a word counts on an essay.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Yeah, he really does. That explains why you got through.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
More filler than an army meat loaf.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Just yeah, are you? Are you saying that the hard
working men and women in our army are getting low.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Quality meat loaf?

Speaker 7 (46:17):
Me?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I want to say, I'd let this see a first.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I want to see him get paid this week and
I want to see him get quality meat load. Well
they're they're in the military and they're they're serving our company.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
I want you non patriots out there, fine listeners, they
have quality meat.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Thank them for their service. Well yeah, I just did
think you did trying to get him better meat loaf.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I wish someone would come in here and tear you
down and put up a new person.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (46:45):
And look at this new tom?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Anyway, Steve continues, I know Emailer Russell with the dog Haiku,
Oh nice, you got the trucker puppy puppy do he says, Uh,
Russell excellent driver, terrible bowler. I'll personally buy him a
Clark Bar if he could beat me in a round

(47:08):
a bowling.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Okay, I'll tell you what, thanks for keeping up the
great work. I'll throw in uh uh, what are you
going to do?

Speaker 3 (47:15):
That's gonna make other people have to work really really
hard and Nestley shrunch bars.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I'd like to Japanese Nestley crunch bar. That ends my
commitment to finding a Japanese Nestley crunch bar me mentioning it.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Then someone else will have to go do it. It's
not someone else, it'll be amy.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
But the point is.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
That'd be a fun topic of Send us pictures of
your trucker dog. If you're a cruising around, you gotta
have a trucker cat. Sure, JJ, he got a dog
at it a lot.

Speaker 10 (47:47):
You know somebody had dumped it at all, little little
puppy dog.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
It was so sweet.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I did you think there's a trucker with a goldfish?

Speaker 8 (47:55):
You think.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Hair?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Maybe you know I parked the car in the sun.
Stop it's a responsible goldfish over. I promise you there's
a trucker with a goldfish one in the entire country.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
No, I don't. All right, now we got a topic.
Send us your your truckers, trucker dog. What pet you
have in your pets? Any pet at all, could be
could be a significant other.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Wouldn't it cat be dangerous loose in the cab of
a truck.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Some are actually pretty good. I would not do it
with mine.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Couldn't it jump onto the steering wheel or something?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
And dogs wouldn't do that. I've also had I had
a dog that insisted on like sitting on my lap
while I drove it.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
You you, yeah, well, maybe he thought maybe he thought
it was peanut butter time he was trained for it?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Is that right? Well?

Speaker 14 (48:50):
He was.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
There was a pete putting peanut.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Butter on your.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Dogs being in the front seat, I would imagine it's
probably is my dog.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
One of them likes to sit in the front seat
like he's a person. I think there might be a
law about having a loose cat in a car.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
That's a good question. You have to ask a cop.
And whatever. I had a dog, i'd go.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
She would always go with me and I go into
the and I come out to the car, and then
she'd be in the driver's seat behind the wheel.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
I was on the I was I was doing a
long drive over the weekend and a guy was passing
me and freaked me out. He had a I didn't
realize at the beginning that it was a puppet. It was.
It was like a three foot long It was like
a three.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Foot long uhdad, I can't take this.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
You had a bird hand.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Yeah, it was an empe. Yeah, like an Emo type thing.
This guy's passing me and I see in the you know,
my peripheral vision, what the hell's that? I look over
and it looks like an ostrich head. But it's a
puppet and he's operating it. Somebody was operating because he's driving. Yeah, absolutely,
you saw this. I was you're certain of what you saw?
I positive. I'm positive. I am positive to get pictures sticky,

(50:01):
of course not I'm driving in seventy five miles an hour. Yeah,
it was some kind of weird puppet thing. I assume
there was someone ducking down and operating, and it was funny.
It was imagine because it's like it was like when
a dog sticks his head out the window, except it
was like a puppet bird just about can't take it.

(50:21):
I'm sure something this is probably a common object. Someone
will have one. They'll set us a.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Picture or you think it's more likely than a goldfish
in a truck.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Absolutely, I would love to find out what actually happened.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
That's what actually happening.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I saw clown last week. That's always kind of a joke.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, great seat in the movie body Heat
or the bad bad stuff is about to go down
and a cloud.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
And morning has kind of become a game of what
can I say that won't trigger him? Yeah to.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Oh, here's another blowhard story I have for you.

Speaker 11 (51:02):
I get up was more interesting New Yours oh body,
it's one of those amazing movies.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
And I saw a guy with an Ostrich puppet driving along.
I don't know if it was an Ostrich or even
it was there in his hand or you think it was. No, No,
I think it was someone duck down in the back
seat or no, it was in the front seat and
it's driving along.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
It was.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
It was sticking way out and it was and I
saw it in my peripheral vision. What's that I look over.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, it was sticking out of a car front car window.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Could it have just been a prop that in the
in the wind? It look like it was moving?

Speaker 6 (51:36):
I don't know. No, No, it was absolutely The mouth
was moving great, and that was and the feathers were
kind of flying like a like a like when a
dog sticks its head out of a window.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
I would have liked just seen it.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
I'll be honest. It was very weird. The guy I
probably did. It's everybody you passed it probably got a
big kick out of it. I'm sure somebody else eastbound
on Interstate seventy four would have would have seen the
same thing. List that's something I can't take. Gave me
a little, little, little little joy. Yeah, for just a second.
That's really cool. You can't take can't you let your

(52:10):
dogs stick their heads out the window? And you've never No,
you don't. I always have my dog.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
Jump out, remember, So I can't do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Well, if I don't have my if I have my
windows down, people see me in traffic.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Traffic and technically against the law.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
Andy, Andy, your wife had a dog jump out of
the car.

Speaker 8 (52:29):
Yeah, Franky jumped right out.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I can't imagine why I want to do that. That's weird.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Were you talking, honey at the time?

Speaker 8 (52:41):
Myself in the car, right, I still.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Don't understand what you saw. I saw.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
It looked like a guy's driving car if the guy's
driving right, But.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
It was the guy.

Speaker 10 (52:57):
It was on the driver's side.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
It was a puppet. I am being passed.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Okay, it wasn't on the driver's side. No, it's on
the ok all right, No, I'm saying I think I
think they had someone ducking down operating the puppet.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Okay, child on the freeway. It may have been.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Where was the guy ducking down?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Where?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I don't know. I just it was.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
It happened very quickly. It was he was passing in
the middle of nowhere on a freeway and I'm sure
someone it's probably some kid with this puppet thing, and
it was. It was really weird and funny, very joyful.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Hey, look at I'm gonna this guy's gonna freak out.

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Speaker 6 (55:26):
Coming up, comedian Jimmy Parter will be joining us also,
it'll be sexy time with Ali Brain.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
We have a.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Couple of interesting records going on, and we'll learn about
something interesting about the world of pubic here has hit
the news headlines. We are in the Rally Autoparts studios.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at
the news desk. Honey, Pat Godwin, Hello song this time pack?

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Yeah nice.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
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Speaker 1 (56:14):
There's Ays Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee. Hello Tom, Hello Chick.
Now are we going to get to some sporting news
or shall we?

Speaker 6 (56:22):
We certainly can't. Uh.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yashinobu Moto pitched a three hitter for the first postseason
complete game.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
In eight years. They don't pitch complete games.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
That's incredible. They just don't do it in eight years.
Yamamoto did it last night. Dodgers beat the Brewers five.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
I'd love to hear the guys that do the Spanish
speaking play by play to hear those guys pronouncing the
Japanese guys names. Please continue. No, I mean to talk
about a melting of worlds. Oh, the melting pot that
is Major League Baseball. Because you know, there's a guy
that has to speak Spanish and Japanese and translated.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
That's got to be confusing.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yamamoto is at the news conference at the end of
the game, and he had his interpreter sitting right there
with him. Uh, and he all Japanese comments, and then
the interpreter interpreted, and it was really something.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
I distinctly heard the guy say, Babe, Ruth my ass.
I'm just saying, wow, yeah, that's I see. Anyway. Los
Angeles will host Game three tomorrow night. Max Munsey hit
a homer for the Dodgers, his fourteenth of the postseason career,
breaking the Dodgers record he shared with Corey Seeger and
Justin Turner and oh oh Tani.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Show, Hey, oh Tani. He's like, oh for twenty six
or one for twenty six or something. He's not having
a very good playoffs. Tom oh yeah, the collapse, boy boy,
what are they going to.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
Do about that? Huh?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
He's due you see he is due.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
You know what happens when they disgrace their family, so
for so it'll be the first Harry carry That isn't
a guy.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
NHL, you're alluding to it? It was, yes, okay, so
take that. You know what the spike that they secure
first base with? What's that? What's called?

Speaker 6 (58:35):
I can't I can't continue.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
David Ross and Jonathan hann And have teamed up again,
this time to break the Guinness World Record for the
most alternate fists bumps in thirty seconds.

Speaker 6 (58:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
I feel like I've seen this done at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Right yeah, previous record four oh eight total four to
one twenty four last night thirty seconds.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
This is impossible.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Yeah. They broke the record during a shoot in London
while filming the game show ninety nine.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
Debat they're doing this?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Uh year here I saw commercial for real, real dumb
games and some fucks. Yeah, a real terrible TV show.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
Hey, so nos, now I want to see it. I
want to play this for you, of course. Yes, this
is the sound of these two guys getting the record.
Now tell me what you think this sounds like?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Oh yeah, well yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Oh yeah baby, yeah maybe and you thought, oh boy,
it sounds like he's that sounds like me when I
had entered with the we only had one computer in
the house and my parents were like, gonna be home
in ten minutes? Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
It was just a very band. Really had to really
had to get at it. Huh. There you go, man,
you want to you want to see it? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Do we have the actual visual of this thing? Oh god,
I hope so it hurts there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
There we go.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
You're bumping nut balls, right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
It looks very quite Honestly, Rush is the only one moving.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
Yeah, that Hollywood hand is just holding his hands. Yeah, okay,
I to see these two guys box.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I'm putting my money on Hollywood. Yeah, he's a bruisers,
he's got some packs.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
He looks like Swan.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Russia's reach.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
By the way, Christy, I thought, I thought that is
the worst sweat band. Then I realized, no, that's he's
gotta go pro camera.

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
So okay, I was going to say, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Really that look is really awful. Break a sweat with
his hairline?

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Yikes, you know his hairline? His hairlines, hairline?

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
How about that hairline?

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
He fortunate best.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
O?

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
My god, we're a hat you dream in your dreams,
you have hair, don't you know you have?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Do you have the hair you have in that one
album we did where we had our high school pictures
in it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
That's that's the hair you'll always have, isn't it. I
look in the mirror expected to see that in the morning.
It's down to your shoulders.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Don't often forget too.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Yeah, you're walked by the mirror and you go, what
the hell.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Should I go on?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
I don't know. So they did it, They beat it,
all right, Congratulations they David Rush I believe he has
the most what's the word contemporaneous he for a living
human being, he has the most records held at.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
The don't that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I don't true at all, and like like almost three
times as many record as this Rush clown has.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
But I think they think he's still in first place
in the most number of events. Can we hear the
audio again of the fist pumping gumps there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Apparently just bringing back some fond memories. Oh man, I'm
and dead have been a target already for forty five minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
I know they're gonna be back anytime.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Until they had target.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Fast forward to the money show. There were no tracking
apps back then. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Again, it was a real stressful situation.

Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
So were you okay?

Speaker 10 (01:02:32):
So in that particular situation, it didn't do the opposite effect.
It you didn't just lose all.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Interest because I knew that it would be a no.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
Not at that age.

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
Oh okay.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Now I'd be like, I'm not even bothering, But back
then it was, and it had to be a perfect storm.
My parents had to leave, my three brothers had to
be out of the house, right, so they'd all be
doing something.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
You need to dis queen the room. Yeah, helped us
at that age. I talk to any physician the quantity
of the of the seed care yep, I think so
daily daily. I mean you might even get into multiple days. Seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yeah. Remember that a friend of ours studied like sexology
in a university here, and they went over these case
studies where many times gentlemen would have abrasions and bleeding
from from too much.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Thank goodness, I never had that. But my record was
six six yes, one day, yes, yes.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Six We who you stand in the the well, We're
in the aura of greatness. No one's gonna beat that.

Speaker 11 (01:03:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Producers might be suggesting that somebody else here has beaten
the record.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
What six?

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Yeah, so Jason's running in now to tell us if
somebody has beat my sex me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Uh, someone I heard in the hall said I could
beat that by.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
I think we know who that is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Well, there's a limited number of people in this building.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
Yeah, we're just talking about guys. Ladies can do that easy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Right right, Yeah, but that's.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
You think he's doing that? Is that what you're gonna say?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Say, it's a myth. It's in your imagination.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
You think that guy, that guy's doing it while we're
on the air. He's back there now by himself.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
I don't know who else is here, though, you know
who's here. By the way, he failed to mention he
beats off.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Oh it's I thought it was Mike Mark. I hope,
I hope he's not getting coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Mark is too good. He doesn't need, he doesn't has
to women, just like I think he's a marry he's
a happily married man. But that guy gets hit on
all the time. Really, yes, yeah, and those gentlemen really, all.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
The comedians you know, he's they're they're who's playing this week?

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
And closeted can.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
You imagine Mike and Alan. This is the this is
all very behind the scenes. I apologies, but them going
out together, Oh dude, if they went to.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
Like strong quiet types. Yeah, jeez, Christy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Don't you think if they showed up and you're, like
a bunch of your single friends were there, wouldn't they
be like, who were these guys?

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
Out for the quiet ones? Well, now have we completed
our sports p Yes, we have absolutely. I'm tapping out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Pat Do you have a song for that?

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
For tapping out? Or being done with the sportskins? Being
done with the sports? You got it? Yeah, something like that, Cyanara,
or I have a story that I think might lead
to a song. You got it. A cat survived at
one hundred mile right atop of Pennsylvania family's van the
top rate.

Speaker 10 (01:05:40):
According to CBS News, the Donardo family was preparing to
leave for a trip to New Hampshire when their cat,
ray Ray, hopped onto the roof of their van before
they took off. Though the van hit speeds of seventy
miles an hour on I eighty, ray Ray clung onto
the vehicle's roof until the family stopped for gas and

(01:06:00):
covered the stowaway. Poor after having traveled so far, Ray
Ray joined the family for their road trip, of course,
this time inside, and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Never stopped clawing. The driver.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
Set in the tone we know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Why didn't you say anything during that long intro was
going to.

Speaker 7 (01:06:28):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
What's going on over there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
We took a.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Trip to NYC with all the kids, the wife and me.
Pack the car, seatbelts on, get some gas, and we're gone.

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
We drove about one hundred miles or so.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
We hear a muffled me out, Dad, a muffled me out,
and the cats on the roof of the mini van.
He's been up there since the trip began. Left outside.
How could we forget? And that pussy cat.

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Sure got wet, That sweet sweet puddy got away.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Ending.

Speaker 6 (01:07:18):
Uh, this is, by the way, this is this kitty
cat obviously clinging to something in the roof. God knows
what it must have been. They must have had like
luggage up there or something. But this is why you
should never declaw a cat.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
What That's not the main reason I tried to do
a public service here. Don't declaw your kittie. Other than
the fact anybody will tell you it's like your fingertips
getting off.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
I'm saying, don't do that to your kitty, right, but
not because you're afraid they're going to be trapped on
top of a Vand oh fine, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
So you they can't have anything to hold on.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
You're you're the one.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
You're the one with cats. I can see going on
one of your little fishing jaunts. I can't work again
this week.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
I'm going fishing tom see you. And then again he
said that again after he told you, whytn't you to
take a month off?

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
Remember that he can't make I told you to take
a month enjoy take a month off. I was in there.
I really love it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
I know this is why. See I'm very confused.

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
The chaos and confusion is I keep ordered that is
that is absolutely that's absolutely true what he just said.
And he's trying to make it a job. That's what
we live with every day.

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
And oh there's a little picture of ray Ray.

Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
Oh great, I've never seen a picture of a cat before.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
But don't you kind of wanted to be so wind blown.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
It's just that was and that was one of the
famous posters. I thought you said you had to hang
in there.

Speaker 8 (01:08:50):
Surprise.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
I have a surprise.

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
Didn't you say you haven't. It was what happened. It
resulted in a multitude of laughs, and it brought joy
to many listening. That's so it was. The surprise was
the sound of that, Oh surprise, Well you didn't know
what it sounded elected ye, yeah, but a surprise should

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be pleasant for the receiver. We all got a big
laugh out of it. We learned about Josh's excessive masturbatory
behavior and back.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Then, yes, I mean I was seventeen or eighteen. Come
on now, I'm not saying God didn't go well into
my thirties.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
And that pace. That'd be rough. You go to take
a nap after that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I'm sorry. It's time to move forward.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
You're coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Comedian Jimmy Parter will be joining us, and we have
Christy Lee of course at the Silac Insurance News desk.
We have a huge puba care in the news, a
story I should say, not hit, not a huge puba
care that'd be human hair. Where's that?

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
It's gonna be in the Clarence Thomas Library.

Speaker 10 (01:10:02):
Yeah, oh, that is the anniversary today and today.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
The famous lit pubic care in mind.

Speaker 10 (01:10:07):
I don't know if it's the pubic care but he was.
This was on this date. I believe he was.

Speaker 8 (01:10:12):
We made the Supreme Court.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Remember when women could take a compliment. You could put
a p on their come and they would be flattered
and greater hair, my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
Yeah, and that was a big story. They've been the
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Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
Really busy, just sorting through some stuff over here. I
want to congratulate mister Evan Clem. Mister Clem has won
himself a five hundred dollars E gift card to Steven
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Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
You'd have to name your daughter Clementine, wouldn't you.

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Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
That's right, Step into the octagon, go ahead, we have.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
If I don't kick your ass, we'll be getting we'll
be getting joined by what am I trying to say? Oh,
Jimmy Pardo, comedian, a great comic is going to be
joining us in the studio here just a few minutes.
Don't know them, Jake, you mentioned Clementine. Yes, did the song?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Oh Ma Darlin, oh Ma Darlin, oh Madarlan Clementine do
you think that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Was that like a radio hit in the days of
like we are in the money, And.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
I don't think does it pre d Yeah, it probably
does predate it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
But I wonder if anybody, First of all, I'm very
very old, No, no, I I but you guys know
the history of radio is what I'm asking.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Oh, and uh, let's see Monday. Actually I was on
the radio for forty nine years?

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
October thirteenth? Wow, congratulations. Next year it'll be fifty amazing
if I'm not killed in some sort of domestic me
and Tom going at it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
But yeah, and I don't ask.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
I'm not asking sarcastic.

Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
I don't think radio had.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Been invented when those were songs they have sheet music
actually was a big seller.

Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
In that absolutely. Yeah, Okay, here we go. That song
was published in eighteen eighty four. Credit to mister Percy Montrose. Hm.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Of course he's the great great great grandfather of Ronnie Montrose,
the great guitar player.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Anyone by that, okay, but everybody knows it's so it
lived just.

Speaker 6 (01:13:17):
By as a child. Yeah, you know, yeah, just knew
it because of the cartoon and it says it's possibly
an old minor song. Historians believe the melody is either
a British folk tune or a Spanish or Mexican ballad.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
There's no such thing as an old miner. If they
like twenty one, yeah, that would be not houron.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
Wouldn't Clementine's and Tangerine's the same?

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
And where does TAngelo entering?

Speaker 8 (01:13:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Exactly, incest. Yes, you know what, from now on, whenever
a joke is made, I'm going to hear in my
head incest?

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Why did you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Will you stop it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Trying to move forward? Here?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
I tell you who's not going to put up with it.
Jimmy Pardos put up and it was kind of the Shenanigans.
He's not gonna put up with it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
He's one of my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
You think Jimmy Crackcorn is older than oh my darling,
It might be. We knew that one as kids, too,
never knew. I never understood the words to.

Speaker 8 (01:14:14):
That, Jimmy crack Corn, and I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
What do you mean? What's what does it mean to
crack Corn?

Speaker 8 (01:14:19):
We want to go into this song.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
If maybe popcorn it's problem, then why don't you say popcorn?
If you're gonna right, if you're gonna write something, how
about some clarity.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Actually it's known as blue Tail Fly pern Jimmy Crackcorn.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Okay, it's even more confusing. Sure, well, it's probably one
of those songs that has nine verses and we have
no idea how deep it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
On, one of those songs that has or really, yes, now,
if this unfortunate, if this explanation enters into something that's very,
very uncomfortable in our history as Americans, I'm just going
to go ahead and stop reading. That's okay, because I
expecting that might be Jimmy. The phrase Jimmy crack Corn

(01:15:03):
and I don't care comes from a nineteenth century American
folk song also known as the Blue Tail Fly. It's
rooted in the experienced Christy, what's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
I have a match, don't I think?

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
We are trying to guess over here, CHRISTI, Okay, we're
all adults here.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
We they're slavery in this country. We all know about it, right, So.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
The singer celebration of his master's death or his indifference
to the master's demise due to mistreatment.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Oh, that's really interesting. It's from the point of view
of right, that's why I don't care. Gimme crackcorn and
I don't care. Actually, yeah, gimme crackcorn. I don't know
how Jimmy mutated out it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Gimme the original The phrase itself may have originally been
gimme crack corn, and I don't care?

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
And what is crack corn?

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Do we know? A reference to the reduced rations the
singer would receive as punishment.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
Weird. Okay, makes a lot more sense to Okay, I
get it now. I'm yeah, we've all and I think
we've all. We've all learned something. We're all away, We're
all a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
I'm looking at my meter. There's no more oxygen in
the room.

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
I know. And where did this start?

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
I I like to ask questions because if we don't learn,
we're doomed to.

Speaker 6 (01:16:25):
Repeat and have more fun. Ignorance is bliss ergo man,
I love bliss. Don't you guys love bliss?

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
I also love ignorance? Yes, yeah, yeah, maybe because of
the connection, right right, right, Ignorance is bliss?

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Okay, yes, oh, my darling, Okay, I only know that
because of Huckleberry hound.

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
Whose idea was that not to put to have him
sing that song? Oh well, I think they were to
Jimmy crack Corn and they realize. I don't think so.
I don't think they shared.

Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
Then talk about bubic hair.

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:17:08):
Kim Kardashian's clothing brand Skims has released a line of
thong underwear that I didn't know we all needed with
faux pubic hair, calling it the most daring panty yet
daring Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Daring.

Speaker 10 (01:17:22):
Skims describes the faux hair micro string thong as handmade
string thong Harry.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Harry crack gong and I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
That's the Japanese version.

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
And a super.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
And Godzilla in a.

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
Super sheer stretch mesh that features.

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
A mix Okay, I'm sorry what.

Speaker 10 (01:17:51):
The handmade string thong is a super sheer stretch mesh
that features a mix of curly and straight faux hair
from twelve to shade variations.

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
Why would you want a fake bush? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Bikini spiders.

Speaker 10 (01:18:06):
Price to thirty two dollars, all twelve variations beer to
be sold out in every size.

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
Oh yeah, those will move.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Do we have a picture of this thing? There?

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
You go?

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
That is I thought that is.

Speaker 10 (01:18:22):
Brand announced the new item with a campaign video parting
nineteen seventies game shows, along with the caption, just dropped
the ultimate bush this field.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
It feels like an onion as.

Speaker 8 (01:18:34):
Yeah, yeah, it does.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
I mean that it looks like because I don't know,
she's Armenian, right, yes, Kardashians, so probably very hairy at.

Speaker 10 (01:18:44):
One point, I imagine, not anymore fair assumption.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
No, but she said that the only hair a woman
should have in her body or eyebrowsing on the top
of their head.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
That's it. So I mean that looks like she's got
a hagrid from Harry Potter and a headlock.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
That is a I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
Cousin it right below the applauded below the belly button.

Speaker 10 (01:19:08):
My dear Kardashian's marketing prowess. Fans celebrated the underwear for
being camp in the best way, while others described the
design as outrages.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
Are they all that? Are they all that bushy? Or
do they do like the landing strip?

Speaker 7 (01:19:23):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:19:24):
I think it says twelve variations. I would I would
think that means shades, not like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
The clittler.

Speaker 6 (01:19:32):
That that's all he wanted to do.

Speaker 13 (01:19:35):
The room.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Wow, he saw this story. That's the only thing he
thought of, and.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
He was I thought of the hagrid, the headlock, the
old Willie Nelson joke. That is so weird. Will this
be purchased as a joke?

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Probably, but others might go, hey, this is if Kim
says this looks good, I'm going to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Oh that is a about how did you just grow
your own?

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Well, it's just probably lasered off. Right.

Speaker 10 (01:20:05):
Well, I'm not talking about hers, I'm talking about people
who are buying this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:20:09):
I mean, if you grow your own, it's easy to do.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
You really have to do nothing right exactly. Oh wow,
that is that is rough.

Speaker 6 (01:20:18):
Now I was reading this article about people getting tattoos
on their eyelids.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Oh my, you mean eye Yeah, of course that's around forever,
you know, not like messages on the.

Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Do you suppose someone has done.

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
That tattooed pubic care on themselves? Yeah, they have, right,
that would be you get the visual stimulation without the
patui depends on what your man's into.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
I guess I hope that's the slogan.

Speaker 10 (01:21:00):
You know, there are people that are completely blacking out
all their tattoos.

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
I've seen that. Yeah, yeah, somebody fantasy.

Speaker 10 (01:21:08):
Gun Kelly has done it. And the tattoo lady that
lives in Madison, Indiana, Now that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
Was only yeah lady, Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:21:24):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:21:25):
She's done that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:26):
So instead of having them removed, they just.

Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
May color them all out.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
Yeah wow. Yeah, it's got a hurt and b y.
Bad decision made worse by no color anymore. I want
them painted black. My tats are looking good, but I
want them. See how easy this is got. I know

(01:21:50):
you've been replaced, and we come back, we'll have a
witty version of Jimmy crack corn.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
I see.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Okay, we are awaiting the arrival of the great comedian
Jimmy Partos.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Oh he turned around ten minutes ago.

Speaker 6 (01:22:10):
And the only imagine Also, it'll be Ali Breen with
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Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
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Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
There's Pat Godwin, Josh arnold By, there Ace Cosby, I'm
Chick McGee and Tom as I Live and Breathe.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
We have a comedy legend, Bob and Tom comedy legend
in the studio. My top ten live shows of all
time includes this guy, mister Jimmy Pardo, comedian.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Hey Jimmy, how are you good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Every time I come that number seems to go higher.
It used to be top three. Yeah, now it's.

Speaker 15 (01:23:07):
Top five, Now it's top ten. How many I know?
You don't go off to a lot of shows. I
was just keep I've only been to nine. Yeah, how
do I get it?

Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
How am I top?

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
I keep getting bumped down. It's hurtful every time I
come here. Yeah, I'm gonna go see my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Top twenty five shows.

Speaker 15 (01:23:23):
He's in my top one thirty two shows.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Very specific.

Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
Jimmy Parto was our guest. Mister Pardo on tour. I
am on tour, hit hitting three cities mid midweek. You
got your go Bananas coming up tonight tonight Cincinnata, Cincinnati,
and then uh, Thursday the Funny Bone in Saint Louis,
Saint Louis.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Those are going across the underneath that arch and then
performs the comedy.

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
And then uh and then Friday, Friday the Olympic Theater
in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Once again tonight Cincinnati, Thursday night
Saint Louis and then Friday Cedar Rapids for some graduals.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
And you did say Cincinnata.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
I say Cincinnata for no reason whatsoever. My dad always
did that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
I think everyone who knows Cincinnati is correct.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Is that correct?

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
Absolutely?

Speaker 15 (01:24:07):
Mister you know I sat down with mister Griswold, Larry
Flint said Cincinnati, Larry Flint, the hustler fellow.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Yeah, absolutely, you're right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Yet he looked at me like I was nuts, And
then you were grateful.

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
I knew who it was.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
He did its Flint, You look, well, who the oh
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
That's one of the chick's best impressions.

Speaker 6 (01:24:22):
Going ahead, Paul clock Flint called tal Plok, be called
me had there was a weapons player.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Someone shot him and then he was in a wheelchair.
He's a pornogera for Tom Yeah, how.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
Do Larry Flint? That's not necessarily that's hurtful. Now, mister Parter,
how's your life going?

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Everything cool?

Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
Everything's cool, cool? Good.

Speaker 15 (01:24:49):
I got you guys were before we get in there?
You're talking about the the hot rock and roll band
rush reuniting.

Speaker 14 (01:24:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
I got my ticket and uh at one point I
was forty eight thousand in line.

Speaker 15 (01:25:00):
You know how they give you that little uh. Yeah,
I'm gonny ticket people before you. Forty eight thousand people
were before me. Whoa, and I waited it out. Josh
got my set.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
That's a no humor.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
I'm just lett you know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
I got my ticket.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
I'm glad you got I'm bragging. That's really just my
way of which.

Speaker 6 (01:25:13):
Boy, you got great seats, didn't you.

Speaker 15 (01:25:15):
I well, you know what, when there's forty eight thousand
ahead of you, it's it's kind of like my show
in Saint Louis.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
Come on, there's forty eight thousand seats available. Twenty of seats.

Speaker 15 (01:25:23):
Available in Saint Louis. I tell you, I don't even
know that's true. I could be sold out in all
these I'm not I've started doing these midweek shows because
I can't stand doing shows for drunkards on the weekends.
I do Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursdays. And I
was like, I love that I'm home on the weekend.
Anything you know what else, it's everybody's home during the week.
Nobody wants to come out to see comedy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
During the week.

Speaker 15 (01:25:45):
So this was an error, Josh, This this midweek tour
thing has been just a disaster. But you tried it,
and then I know, here's the thing. It worked just
enough for me to go, Let's do it again in
twenty twenty. S I'm not doing Saturday. Say I'm busy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
I gotta go see Rush. Yeah, I got a decent seat.
I ended up getting a decent seat.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Are you going by yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
I go to all the choices alone.

Speaker 15 (01:26:09):
My son is now off at college, so I don't
have my concert buddy, and my wife can't stand classic rock,
so I go by myself. And and then I don't
want to go with anybody that I gotta worry if
they're having a good time. I go alone, and I
show up when I want to. I leave what I
want to, and I don't have to worry the person
next to me is like, I hope they're enjoying subdivisions.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
I couldn't agree more. And I was mentioning the fact
that the Rush tends to have a largely male audience.

Speaker 15 (01:26:33):
Yeah, you want to know what a bigger one than
Michael Shanker. Go see Michael Shanker. You won't see a
woman from Miles or go see. Well, sir, that's hurtful, Josh.
Fun fact and you pick any number between one and fifty.
How many times as James R part of JUNI you're
seeing loz of Manelli in concert?

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Oh? Six twice? I say, well that's fun. That fun
ended at six? All right, nobody's ever been spot on before.

Speaker 15 (01:27:01):
Well, that's see. That was disappointing. What a left down
that lottery. Give us a call a five nine one rock.
Let us know Josh is right or wrong?

Speaker 10 (01:27:08):
God, I love your T shirt. By the way, I'm
a big Jesus Christ superstar fan.

Speaker 15 (01:27:13):
You're right, I just saw a superstar at the Hollywood Bowl,
did you with Cynthia Rivio Arribo played Jesus and Adam
Lambert played Judas Sith.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
That didn't cause controversy? Well, luckily it was Los Angeles Josh,
So that's true. Yeah, yeah, there were still some people
that were confused.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
But that's a lady. That's a lady. Why is a
lady playing Jesus? Why is the game I played?

Speaker 14 (01:27:37):
Judas?

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
I don't know if I could leave my trailer.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Yeah, it was wonderful, very it was a It's my
second favorite musical. I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
I love it too. You Oh my god, I love it,
absolutely love it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
And who Neely?

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
Who's my height is?

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
He's a tiny man? Jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Didn't he play the original Broadway production? And isn't he
still doing it? Yeah, he's not doing it.

Speaker 15 (01:28:04):
He tours and does the sing alongs when they showed
the movie at the Oh and that that's where I
met him. I just recently met Ted nearly cool and
uh and I insisted we went back to back because
I got to see how tall he was. And so
he's he comes into five four. He's a tiny mountain kid.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yes.

Speaker 15 (01:28:21):
The year he well, like we all get shorter as
we getting older, and you know, I think Ted Neely's
like he's got a Dory and Gray situation going on.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
He's been alive for ever one hundred and fifty years.
You tell me you think ten Nearly is a vampire.

Speaker 6 (01:28:37):
Tell your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Who did we see doing? We saw?

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
Oh, oh god, Sebastian bought the rock Star. Sure we
all ended up with that together.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
How did he do it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Was a superstar?

Speaker 8 (01:28:50):
Yeah, Bob's brother was in it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
He was Judas. He was amazing.

Speaker 15 (01:28:54):
Oh, I mentioned he was great, And you're telling me
that Sebastian did not do a good job in the
Leader Wor of Jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
I was in the audience and I said, I hope
they crucifiz him. They crucify on before and the immuner missions,
so I can go home.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
And Tom meant to say that in a hush tone,
but he didn't. Everyone around us heard him. Yeah, and
we all laughed it. It's a good line if sub
is a good guy. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
This is a two part or part one. Part one,
yesterd note, did you buy that shirt at that production?

Speaker 13 (01:29:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
I did not bought on a cheapublic dot com. He's
promo code Pardo.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Question two.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
By the way, I don't know if that's actor question.
Did you wear that to the show?

Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
That part I did do.

Speaker 6 (01:29:37):
Yeah, Okay, I bought the shirt for to wear there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
I like to Uh. I know that some some Jeremy
Pivot movies that don't wear the band's shirt show.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
Where else would you wear it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
I know, I don't agree with it at all.

Speaker 15 (01:29:49):
If you can't wear your uh you know, I don't know,
def Flipper shirt the deaf Lepper show, then wear Josh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
Def Lepper shirt. Have both sleeves. What do you think
just the one? Okay, so need.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Somebody wrote online the other day if you're if you
play air drums with both hands and def Leppard, you're
a jerk. You're just throw it into the guy's face.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
It's rude.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
These are all good points.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
We were talking about the wearing a T shirt to
the shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
To the to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Is that cool or not? And I rarely do it,
but I think it's completely acceptable.

Speaker 6 (01:30:24):
I think I think, yeah, of course it is.

Speaker 7 (01:30:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
I repeat, then where else?

Speaker 6 (01:30:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
I don't do it because I don't have a lot
of run people.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
I understand that yes, outside going shopping.

Speaker 15 (01:30:34):
Yes, anywhere else. But when you if somebody's making fun
of you, like, oh, what do you do with your
Scorpions shirt? Out of the Scorpions show? I'm seeing the scorpions.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:30:43):
I bought a shirt in eighty seven. I want to
have a reason to put it on. You know, right,
the concerts a good Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
The movie that it's from is a PCU.

Speaker 6 (01:30:51):
Right, what is that?

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
What is that about? It was kind of a backlash
against what then the new politically correct. So it was
like PCU was. It was about like these guys who
were tired of it was about two hours long, that's
what it was.

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
Maybe two hours too long. Yeah, but that's what That's
what the whole thing of. Don't be that guy right
wearing wearing the band shirt to their com movie.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
So I want to pivot to be crucified halfway through
and going in Yeah I know he's he's not a
good guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Do you like the way I clean that up? That
was nice?

Speaker 6 (01:31:23):
Real smooth smooth. You know what do you does it?
Because you are? You have a great podcast, You've been
doing it for a long time, almost twenty years now,
coming up twenty years. But the rules there's effer than
the rules and radio. So do you have to kind
of oh he cusses like a sailor on the podcast.
You have to like when you walk in here and go, Okay,
now this isn't the podcast. I gotta be careful.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Professional, how to handle myself out in the real world.
You should have been here two weeks ago and see
somebody get a little.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Filthy, so somebody run their mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
We've had a guy next to.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Oh yeah, on the on the on the program. Yeah no,
and then we say thank you for your time, and
we sent him packing.

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
Right, Oh, is he done?

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
You got him loose there? Or do you let him?
Give him another segment, Joe.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
We voted, But Tom lately has not been kicking out
people when he should. Yeah, yeah, right, that's just one
of those situations.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
You know what he did once. I mean it was
a six months ago or so a year. We had
a guest in here who was bathed in cologne, who
was an obnoxious amount, and we have a rule no
cologne in here. I have an allergy. Tom doesn't care
for it. This guy, Tom let him sit in here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
I left, Yeah you I had Yeah, a cast member
of the show left a regular yes, five days a week,
so we could have.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
This stranger sitting here. And you can see that show.
It's in our top three we have. It was huge
and Tom had the nerve after the show, Oh you're
still here? Thought I thought you had to go home
for some reason. I would have had just lied to
my face. Oh yeah, No, he knew exactly what was
going He lies a lot. I knew where I stood

(01:32:55):
to make that guy. At least from then on, I
knew where I see.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
You lie a lot because you just take for grants
that we all know you're lying, or you think you're
getting away with it, or what's the sinnari?

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
What what's going on in your head when you lie?
I'm getting away with it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
You're getting all right?

Speaker 6 (01:33:12):
Top one.

Speaker 15 (01:33:13):
Why you left the room that days beyond me? The
magic that you let me ask a question, is anybody
I know? You guys are all?

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
You know your friends, you get along.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
Yeah, that's away.

Speaker 15 (01:33:22):
You're you're you, you work together and youybod. You've seen
me very honestly. Nobody's told Tom about the sideburns. That
hasn't come up at all. The chops haven't come up
at all. He cherishes his sideburns. It's the one thing
he has. He's obsessed with the hair on men. He
so we let him have the sideburns, don't part.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
I just like him. I'm just curious if conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:33:46):
They're full William Counselor.

Speaker 14 (01:33:48):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 6 (01:33:50):
But he was the defense attorney for the Chicago seven.
We're going way back, and he does pronounce it counselor.
And if you pronounce it, of course he does. He
made a real he would alway say, if someone pronounced
that William Coinsler, he'd make a real big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
No, it's counselor.

Speaker 6 (01:34:04):
So, which I always found mildly amusing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
What year did in your growth as a human being?
Did the pubes kick in?

Speaker 13 (01:34:13):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Well, I just reachedly about those Kardashian panties, so that
so I just got him.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
We couldgo for the first time. When did I get
the pubes? And you're asking, that's a great question. I
got them real late.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Let's say, don't what are you get fifteen fourteen?

Speaker 13 (01:34:25):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:34:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:34:26):
How along in there?

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Not Tom?

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
When did you get senior in high school? So you're you're, you're,
you're Kendell down there until.

Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
Yeah, yeah, and all I cherish each one similarly with
the sideburns. I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
You gotta go with them.

Speaker 15 (01:34:38):
Let me ask you a question that's a follow of
them pubes. What what age were you when you first
got crabs?

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
What do you think of that question? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
Wait, I can tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
Oh no, he's the only one in the room.

Speaker 14 (01:34:47):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
It's actually transmitted to But he went to school in
uh in New York City. I got him on the subway.
God knows how we got into an ivy League school,
but he did.

Speaker 8 (01:35:00):
As dad went there.

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
Yes, now let's uh, that's sad. Let's move forward here
once again, our guest in the studio, mister Jimmy Pardo. Hello, Jimmy,
Tonight Cincinnati go bananas. Yeah, that's right, a rare, a
rare Wednesday evening day and night. Come on out tonight
only in Cincinnati. That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
That I zipped the Saint Louis we talked about, then
I zipped the see the Rapids.

Speaker 6 (01:35:22):
Hey, let me ask you a question. We're all friends here,
or at least we work together.

Speaker 15 (01:35:26):
Where would you guys, if you're if you're going, let's
pretend you're going to a rental car place, right, put
yourself there. Put yourself there at a place that maybe
after a fort down in Texas? All right, and they
tell you. You could pick any mid size you want,
or you could pick any full size, can pick whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
Blah blah blah blah blah. Where would you put the
Nissan CenTra?

Speaker 15 (01:35:44):
Where would you guys rank the Nissan Shine CenTra as
far as would it be a compact?

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
Yeah, would it be a would it be any level?
Certainly somewhere between a compact and a mid size? Do
you think it's between that mid I don't think it's
a full mid sign.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Do you think it's a mid size?

Speaker 15 (01:36:01):
I think they will tell you it's all right, and
then anybody, Josh Pat, I insist you, Pat, you stay
out of this.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
I'm not I don't even know what one looks like.
So they got four weeks. I figured that metal. I'm
not a car guy, so I can't tell one.

Speaker 8 (01:36:14):
All right, they're a small sedan.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
I'll look it up.

Speaker 6 (01:36:17):
It's like, Josh, I don't know. You don't know either.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
What do you what it wasn't? They call it a
mid size and I refuse to believe it.

Speaker 8 (01:36:23):
It's a compact.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
I think it's a compact.

Speaker 15 (01:36:25):
I got in it and I was like, hey, it's
it's only got two thousand miles on it, So it's
brand new, and that's why I chose it in the
mid size lane. And but as I'm driving, I'm like,
there's there's the way this is a mid size not
a bad looking car.

Speaker 7 (01:36:37):
No, it's not.

Speaker 15 (01:36:37):
Well, I'm not buying and Josh, I'm just gonna zip
around it for a few days. Go to Cincinnati, Saint Louis,
the rapids through that.

Speaker 8 (01:36:43):
Arch, the Central Ultima. Is it the Ultima after Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:36:47):
I think, But I guess the Ultra is Sedan? Yeah, okay, right,
the Ultimate rather yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Yeah, I would not. I would think this was a
smaller car. It's a compact. Is anybody from this company
listening to give me a rebate?

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
I mean I think a couple of bucks back? You
need twenty bucks minimum?

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Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bob and Tom Show. Oh it's my favorite.
Rejoin music really does jack as everyone said words Christy Lee.
It's a Silac insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Josh Charlot,

(01:39:10):
a boy Luther. He's Cosby don Knotts Movies. I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 7 (01:39:15):
Tom.

Speaker 6 (01:39:16):
We have the one, the only, the shooter in the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
He is Jimmy Pardo. Hey, you bring so much joy
you want to put your phone down? We're doing a show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Well, you know what can I tell you?

Speaker 7 (01:39:26):
Josh?

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
I appreciate you your humor.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
I was looking I thought maybe I had.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Like some notes, like, hey, I'll have Tom asked me
about when I had my oil change.

Speaker 15 (01:39:35):
I thought I would have some notes on my phone.
It turns out all I have is questions for my doctors.
That's all I have on my phone. And I was like,
well that doesn't help me.

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
That I gotta tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
I listened to Jimmy's podcast pretty much every week, you chick,
and he visits the doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Often, so often we have minimum ten jingles about me
going to see the doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Yeah, bless his heart. I don't know what's going on,
but you're standing on top of everything. I say, I
go to the doctor quite a bit. And I did
a zoom with my doctor yesterday from my hotel here
in Indy.

Speaker 11 (01:40:06):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
That that's like, oh, well I do I'll be in Indy. Oh,
luckily I can zoom with him.

Speaker 15 (01:40:11):
So you have a personal physician or well, I mean
I've got my primary, my GP and luckily you could
you do the zoom thing fully clothed or have to
show himself?

Speaker 16 (01:40:20):
Well I do?

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
He does not.

Speaker 15 (01:40:23):
Yeah, I assist. I go, well, you know, take it off,
says he thinks better. Yeah, you turn your head cough
the whole shot. I haven't do it all. Unencumbered is
the word he used.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
Yes, fallen free, free, And that's the one thing as
crazy as you are. Tom, you haven't really gotten into
the outskirts of hypochondria, if you will.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
But it's not hypochondria. If there's something wrong, yes, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:40:50):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (01:40:52):
Maybe I go wrong. So you've had something. Oh you're
a hyperchondriac. You go to that after all the time. No,
I go to the aftric because I'm not a hyperchondriac.
I've godra just be at homegoing, I've got this, I've
got that, and then you go, you know, stay on
the internet, look it up. I go and I get
medicines and then it just get betters. I'm full of
placebo because they just give them skittles and can give

(01:41:15):
them the yellow ones that'll shut them up.

Speaker 6 (01:41:17):
Pattison a hypochondriac. But we do have one of those
signs that say it's been what is it now, five
days since you've taken it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
Okay, you take a lot of day's office.

Speaker 6 (01:41:26):
Well, I've had a couple of back surgeries.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
Really had a backs ursury last Wednesday. I did.

Speaker 6 (01:41:30):
Yeah, okay, tiny, yeah, okay, let's listen, move forward here. Uh.
Jimmy Parter was our guest mister Pardo on stage this evening,
right Cincinnati, Ohio, us A at Go Bananas one night
only so miss him. And then Thursday evening it'll be
the Funny Bone in Saint Louis, and then Friday evening
the Olympic Theater and Cedar Rapids And that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
This is the tour. That's Those are the days.

Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
That's it.

Speaker 15 (01:41:52):
That's the end of Those are the last three road
dates for the still talking twenty twenty five tour and
coming out and see you know, like I said, mid
take some time away, right, Yeah, get back to your
television guy.

Speaker 6 (01:42:03):
We were talking about wearing it. You're wearing a Jesus
Christ Superstar T shirt. You saw a special production of
that in La Yeah, you're a huge fan. It's your
one of your favorite musicals. We were talking about do
you wear like you're gonna go to the Rush concert?
Will you wear a classic Rush T shirt to it?
Or will you buy one there then put it out.

Speaker 15 (01:42:19):
I've already bought my twenty one twelve shirts. That's for
my June seventh concert twenty twenty six. But I already
got the shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
And which box venue is this?

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
That'll be at the the Forman, the Forum, the Forum. Yeah,
they're doing I think four shows, and are they having
a keyboard player?

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Did I hear that?

Speaker 6 (01:42:34):
I can't answer that. I won't answer it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
That's fine, I said, you've read they were I have
not seen that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
Well why why?

Speaker 6 (01:42:41):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
You don't get he's got a lot going on. Let's
why make him do everything? Oh no, yeah, I'm I'm
gonna be going. I'm looking forward to. Oh, it's gonna
be great. I'm excited.

Speaker 6 (01:42:48):
Now we were talking about it. It's okay to wear
the band's T shirt too. What is your thought about
wearing a football jersey to an NFL game? That seems
to be fine. Yeah, of course, Yeah, that's okay. You're okay.
But I really said, where else where else would you?

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
I really think this thing is it's just made up.
There's no one of the reason that should do away
with Jeremy Pives.

Speaker 15 (01:43:10):
No one's actually listening, you know, Josh, I agree with that,
But I will also then get texts or you know,
uh social media.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
Oh you know, look at you, like if I post
a photo of me at the concerts? Oh you wore
the shirts of the show.

Speaker 7 (01:43:22):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
Like you saw one movie right with a with an
A minus actor giving a line. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:28):
No, As you know, I'm densely populated. And my my
one of my young girls was wearing a Nirvana T shirt. Yes,
and I've been talking about this a lot, and I said,
you know what that means?

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
You know, can you name any of their songs?

Speaker 7 (01:43:40):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
And what do you think about that trend? The number
one T shirt right now in America was is Nirvana? Yeah?
I have no idea. I'm not a fan of that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
No, it's everywhere a lie, isn't it.

Speaker 15 (01:43:54):
You're living a lot, You're wearing a lot. I tried
to give my son a marillion shirts the band Merillion.
He said, you're the one, and what a beautiful song.

Speaker 6 (01:44:06):
It is a beautiful song, Kayley, that's my version.

Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
Not many people requesting it. That's gorgeous. But his reason
for not wearing it was, Dad, if anybody says to me, uh, oh,
what's that? What song?

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Do they do?

Speaker 6 (01:44:19):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
And I feel like a fraud. Good I agree, will
not do it. No, we did have this amount of integrity.

Speaker 6 (01:44:24):
We got a nice letter from a teacher who had
noticed that a lot of the students were wearing old shirts.
But he found this to be true. The heavy metal shirts.
The boys were wearing heavy metal shirts. They knew the
band and they knew the repertoire, but not like it
will be a Grateful Dead t shirt on a nine
year old.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
They have no idea. That's just some hipster parent, right,
just throwing their shirt on their kid. Yeah, right, something
I saw I never do. Here's my Marillion shirts. Son, Wow,
one good song. Let's not talk stupid. They got a
lot of good songs. I'm just saying they've got one,
you know, yeah, exactly, man, I'm not how do you
spell it? Uh standard spelling M R I double L

(01:45:06):
I O M.

Speaker 6 (01:45:07):
All right, what does the shirt look like? Is a
good art it's there, it's their logo. It's a good art. Well,
I mean there are bands, there are bands who have
great artwork and terrible albums. We think about some of
the albums in the history of give great great album cover,
bad album, give me a wow, the Grateful Dead of
a couple of real dogs that have really nice covers

(01:45:28):
as opposed to the music.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Yeah, give me give it some thought. All right, this
was your premise of me.

Speaker 6 (01:45:37):
Trow enough. I just was following up.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
I think the great band Chicago I mean just a
big number on the front. Well, okay, here's the fun
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
I don't think any of them have a number on
the front, so back at you. They need the smoke
and mirrors of cover art. I like the one that
looked like a chocolate bar.

Speaker 15 (01:45:58):
Oh that's ten. Say actually, Chicago twenty one does have
the number on it. My apologies. The oh there's seventeen,
silver is number two. That's the second that was the
good one. Yeah, a lot of them are good. There's
a couple of clunkers.

Speaker 6 (01:46:10):
And now do you remember this goes back aways the
uh in the days of the crate, the peach crate,
whatever it was, and there was always that one round
sure album cover.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Didn grand funk do one of those that flopped around
in there? Yeah that's no good, No, no, let's let's
get those things square, right, yeah, right? And then the
traffic did one that was a trapezoid cut it down?

Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
Yeah they did.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Do you know what I hate the most about traffic
when you're driving?

Speaker 6 (01:46:36):
Would that's a fun joke?

Speaker 7 (01:46:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:46:42):
Fun, A good piece of fun. I want to say,
Jeff f Osk gave me that joke. I'm ninety percent sure.
Jeff Foske gave me that's a funny joke. Wow, I
have to go, Jeff, what did you give him? I
gave him a nice handshake of thank you, and then
I just gave him credit.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
I think it was Jeff.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
I gotta get confirmation on that, all right. I know
that somebody.

Speaker 15 (01:47:00):
I was doing some classic rock joke on stage and
somebody came up to me what a comic that was.
Opening said, Hey, this would fit better in Iraq than mine.
Give it a go, and same deal. I feel so guilt.
I can't do somebody else's joke, but I think that's
such a great joke.

Speaker 6 (01:47:14):
What do I hate the most?

Speaker 15 (01:47:16):
And upwards of four people enjoyed that joke. Come about
to Saint Louis. Guys, you can see that, okaysh.

Speaker 6 (01:47:22):
Or check in with Christy Lee at the Sielac Insurance
news desk. I want to know what's happening in the world. Well,
this will make you feel old, at least some of us.

Speaker 10 (01:47:30):
Google released It's twenty twenty five fright Frightiest Is that
the word, right?

Speaker 6 (01:47:35):
They're trying to get zeitgeist? It's fright geist. It's a
terrible word.

Speaker 10 (01:47:38):
I blotted it out of the headline revealing the top
Halloween trends for this year based on Google trends. The
top five costumes in twenty twenty five are all characters
from the popular Netflix movie K Pop Demon Hunters. Oh boy,
I wouldn't know any of them all for me, Zoey, Mirra,
jay I in you how do you say that in Korea?

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
And you j I n you?

Speaker 10 (01:48:03):
Yeah, I don't know, baby Saja. I don't know any
of these people. Do you know any of these people?

Speaker 14 (01:48:10):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
No, that's the It's it's gonna be weird that they're
going to come to the door and I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
Go You're dressed like, yeah, what.

Speaker 8 (01:48:17):
A demon hunter? Just guess that and you'll be probably
to be right on.

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
I've heard that music over and over again. You don't
like it, No, it's so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:48:24):
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
But the girls sing all the words. It's amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:48:26):
Yeah, the K pop songs like bt s and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
Yeah, it's huge.

Speaker 10 (01:48:30):
The top ten also includes Chicken Jockey from Minecraft, right,
la Boo boo?

Speaker 8 (01:48:37):
You know what La Boo boos?

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:48:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:48:40):
Listening to alternative audio, I don't things are incredibly popular.
I don't have the I don't have the English in
my headphones you put on your person or something like, yeah,
hang in your pack. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:48:54):
They kind of look like.

Speaker 10 (01:48:57):
Little elves, are like demon l the of thing is
it Alfaba from Wicked and the Loraxe.

Speaker 8 (01:49:04):
I'm familiar with the Lorax.

Speaker 3 (01:49:06):
Why is the Loraxe making it?

Speaker 6 (01:49:07):
I have no idea about weird? Yeah. Top five dog costumes?
Are you interested in that?

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:49:14):
I'm against these, but yes, I like the one that
looks like an ambulance and when they howl, it sounds
like the ambulance.

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
Do you think it's your real ambulance?

Speaker 15 (01:49:21):
I gotta I gotta say, yeah right, And you know me,
I've got all these medical issues.

Speaker 6 (01:49:29):
I see a dog definitely getting there here for me,
I'm excited. That's right.

Speaker 10 (01:49:33):
The top five dog costumes are number one La Boo
Boo again, Dirty the Tiger from K Pop, Demon Hunters,
Dirpy Yep, Dirpy Yeah, number three, Chicken, number four I
Hop and number five Crypto with.

Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
People are dressing up their dogs a little I Hoop restaurant.

Speaker 6 (01:49:53):
I guess so Crypto's the Superman dog?

Speaker 14 (01:49:55):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (01:49:57):
Top five makeup looks You'll love this one us Number.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
One makeup looks in this Halloween would it be like?
Are you like Gene Simmons? Is that the number one?

Speaker 6 (01:50:06):
Number one?

Speaker 3 (01:50:06):
Very great?

Speaker 6 (01:50:07):
Guess, yes, right out of the box. I would never
have guessed that in that but that's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
Who would you've gone with at number one for makeup?

Speaker 6 (01:50:13):
No, I would never have thought that me because everything
else in this list except for one I didn't know, right,
none of the K pop, all this other junk. The
only one I knew other than Chicken was La Boo
Boo and Crypto. I guess, but I would never thought
if his kiss Still, that's amazing. I'm with you. A
has to be excited about that.

Speaker 10 (01:50:32):
Number two, La Boo Boo Alien comes in at number
three Wednesday, number four.

Speaker 8 (01:50:36):
That's very popular right now, I.

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
Would have thought to be higher than Kiss. In twenty
twenty five Photoo.

Speaker 6 (01:50:41):
And Bride of Frankenstein number fie.

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
Oh, that's always a cool look.

Speaker 6 (01:50:44):
That's an easy one to do because you got the
streaking the hair.

Speaker 8 (01:50:47):
Yeah, but you got to play your hair up.

Speaker 6 (01:50:49):
You got it?

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
Well, you buy a wig, don't you.

Speaker 6 (01:50:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:50:51):
Yeah, by the way, shop, it needs some structure in there. Yeah,
I'm sure they make them fine. I mean construct.

Speaker 6 (01:51:01):
I mean five years ago, if it was a Korean
Cosumo would have been someone as Kim Jong un or something.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
Now and look at now it's a they've really turned
it around.

Speaker 6 (01:51:08):
Yeah, they sure have.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
It's amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:51:10):
Well it's South Korea, Tom, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
Not in North Korea.

Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
They're just we're not here North Korean pop. What would
that sound for?

Speaker 5 (01:51:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:23):
If you dress up like a North Koreans, you give
candy to the person, you go to a househouse and
give candy or rice.

Speaker 10 (01:51:31):
Five Halloween decor items. Number one, I don't put this together.
Floating candles.

Speaker 3 (01:51:38):
That's huge now they look like the Harry Potter floating candles.

Speaker 8 (01:51:41):
Oh I thought they were floating in the water like
a floating Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:51:45):
Yeah right, Oh yeah, they're just you know, fishing line
kind of thing.

Speaker 15 (01:51:49):
And is it projected or is it No, they're actually
physically you know, I see you don't see the fishing
they glow?

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
Yeah, maybe or something like that. It's in my Instagram
almost daily.

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
Oh well, I bet it's in all of ours now.
Number two scarecrow. Sure what what?

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
I've got two scarecrows in my living room right now.
They're small. You sit next to the fireplace.

Speaker 6 (01:52:14):
Oh, yeah, keeping watch are festive?

Speaker 3 (01:52:18):
I am fast for Halloween, though I keep those up
for Thanksgiving as well.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
What do you what do you do anything outside?

Speaker 6 (01:52:24):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
I have ghosts and bats hanging on off of my
uh uh, sophet?

Speaker 6 (01:52:30):
Did you look forward to that day on today's Okay,
I'm decorating for Halloween. I enjoy September sixteenth, Josh, I.

Speaker 9 (01:52:40):
Don't know that.

Speaker 15 (01:52:41):
I know nothing about you, and I'm gonna keep I'd
like to keep it that way. With the acception of
this question, I don't know you. Do you have roommates?

Speaker 3 (01:52:47):
Do you have a Are you married? You're single and
I live alone? You live alone and you still decorate?
Yes like a spinster?

Speaker 5 (01:52:53):
Yes, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
I'm not kidding you thought this was gonna go negative.

Speaker 9 (01:52:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
Yeah, I enjoy having a house that looks like a
woman decorated.

Speaker 6 (01:53:02):
Good for you? Yeah, huh?

Speaker 3 (01:53:04):
So you do Christmas as well?

Speaker 4 (01:53:06):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
When does Halloween come down and Christmas go up? What
do you make that decision? I'm pretty strict about this. Yeah,
and even though I love Halloween, November first gone?

Speaker 6 (01:53:14):
What about thanks Thanksgiving comes in?

Speaker 7 (01:53:16):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:53:16):
Scarecrows.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
You're talking about them being through Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (01:53:18):
Those will go through Thanksgiving. And when you put costumes
on the scarecrows, no, they're already costumed. They're traditional, uh
scarecarecrow guard. You know you should do is put a
costume on the scarecrow and then when November first comes.

Speaker 3 (01:53:32):
Then he always such a better idea. This time I
think he's right. I mean, I usually agree with you
that they stop talking, but.

Speaker 6 (01:53:43):
We talked about this time.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
He's right.

Speaker 15 (01:53:46):
Put a little costume on those guys, like like Eddie
from Iron Maiden. He puts on like a little jersey
for the city. He goes, it comes out. Put a
little that cost on November. One costume off. Now it's
tanks giving scarecrow. Not a bad idea. I'm with Tom,
and I will never say that again.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
Leave leave the pumpkins out, I do. I do leave
the uncarved pumpkins out during No. I don't have a
horn of plenty good for you.

Speaker 6 (01:54:07):
You don't need one.

Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
They're messy.

Speaker 6 (01:54:10):
You don't want that, but it makes a nice table decoration.

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
Come on, I have a uh sort of a silvery
metal small bucket with plastic pumpkins in it. Uh, some
are orange and some are buffalo checked. Pardon buffalo checked?

Speaker 8 (01:54:24):
Does in red and black or black and white?

Speaker 6 (01:54:27):
You know, I've known you for a long time, and
all of a sudden, I have no idea. The dining
room and a kitchen, or do you have the one?

Speaker 8 (01:54:35):
You have a dining room.

Speaker 3 (01:54:36):
Table, Yes, you have a You have a booth in
your kitchen, right, the booth in the kitchen the dining
room table. The top also flips to become a poker table. Nice, Yeah, Jimmy,
are you in my mind?

Speaker 6 (01:54:47):
I'm now old enough that I no longer want to
sit in the booth when I go to a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
I want a table. You want the table.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
I don't want the booth.

Speaker 6 (01:54:53):
Why not? It's too you're too I'm not sure why.
I just don't do not like the booth.

Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
I like more.

Speaker 15 (01:55:00):
I feel more secluded. I feel like I'm more private table.
You're out there floating.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
You know Sinatra sat in the booth. He never went
to a table. Really, yeah, no.

Speaker 8 (01:55:09):
Way, already get shot in the back.

Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
Yeah, there's no ways enough. Do you care to say
with your back towards the door, you do you care
that about that? Or that's big for me.

Speaker 1 (01:55:19):
Are you in the mob.

Speaker 14 (01:55:22):
The door?

Speaker 6 (01:55:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
I don't like making new people coming in, but.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
You feel like you owe them a hello, don't you?

Speaker 4 (01:55:33):
You?

Speaker 6 (01:55:34):
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Speaker 6 (01:58:00):
There's Ace Cosby. I'm chick. Hello Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:58:03):
We've got a very special guest.

Speaker 6 (01:58:04):
We do as a special treat for our special guest,
We're gonna play him one of his favorite songs. Our
guest is comedian Jimmy Pardo And Ladies and Gentlemen, a
little bit of a Marillion. Remember this band we were
talking about Brilliant a few minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (01:58:19):
I'm unfamiliar.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
This is the big hit, right Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:58:25):
I like that?

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
Isn't that great?

Speaker 6 (01:58:27):
Very good long intro.

Speaker 3 (01:58:29):
To I love this is a good song.

Speaker 5 (01:58:32):
We played.

Speaker 1 (01:58:32):
We played this a lot. Some lyrics come on, but
you have nothing to say. We got the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:58:43):
A smelting.

Speaker 15 (01:58:47):
Yeah, and you have a Marillion T shirt I've got
three marillion. Sure, I've got the misplaced childhood one.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
I got just the I got the original logo, the logo.

Speaker 15 (01:58:55):
How many crock T shirts do you have? More than
my wife would like me to have in the house,
I've got. I don't know, Uh dig this. I put
them in my drawer alphabetically. Oh okay, I fold them
and then in the way.

Speaker 6 (01:59:08):
That what's that woman's name, please, Marie condo?

Speaker 15 (01:59:12):
I filed my shirts the way she recommends. You got
a c DC there when you open it up. I
believe ABBA comes up first.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
All I was gonna say, O c D C.

Speaker 15 (01:59:21):
Hey, that's hurtful to me and my neuroses. Yes, that's amazing,
and I start, yeah, I started, I go this way,
and then the other day one was out of place,
and now you've got rattled.

Speaker 3 (01:59:31):
What is bad finger doing?

Speaker 6 (01:59:33):
After?

Speaker 15 (01:59:36):
I think my wife, I think maybe one of my
shirts got it with her laundry. We do separate laundries,
and I think one got in and she kindly folded
it and put it away.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
But she doesn't know. She knows I'm nuts.

Speaker 15 (01:59:46):
I don't think she knows I'm alphabetized my shirt nuts
until now she doesn't listen.

Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
What am I talking?

Speaker 3 (01:59:52):
That's a that's a new level of nuts. But then
it makes sense, doesn't it. You know where the rats?

Speaker 8 (01:59:57):
That makes sense?

Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
Where's my Tom's the twins right the tea?

Speaker 6 (02:00:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:00:00):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
Why'd you put them on hangars? Then?

Speaker 15 (02:00:02):
So you can just because then you get those old
nibby dops. He's right on the on the near the shoulder.

Speaker 3 (02:00:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:00:09):
Now off the year, you guys were talking about the
band Talk Talk, Yes, and that they have a song
called Talk Talk. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:00:14):
All you do to me is talk Talk.

Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
One of the most famous ones where the band is
the same as the song.

Speaker 6 (02:00:20):
What's your favorite? A Bad Company by Bad right, and
I don't know that this counts.

Speaker 3 (02:00:25):
My favorite would be if you're going to allow it, okay,
Big Country, I don't know. I don't think it should
be allowed, but I love that song.

Speaker 6 (02:00:35):
How about the monkeys theme, Hey Hey Monkey?

Speaker 3 (02:00:39):
I think that's the song. I don't think that's I
think Bad Company.

Speaker 15 (02:00:43):
Night Ranger has one Night Ranger, Night Ranger, Talk Talk,
iron Maid has got one.

Speaker 6 (02:00:47):
Black Sabbath has a song called Black Sabbath, Right, uh
Bo Diddley, what yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
Is that isn't that just I don't know, Okay, well, yeah, In.

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
Any event, it's time to move on, Jimmy.

Speaker 6 (02:01:02):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
We just I can't think of anymore. What's your most
obscure rock musical T shirt? Do you think you like Saga?
I do have a Saga shirt. Nice, I've got a
Saga Departure. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah? Uh boy, so I
guess that'd be their their you Wow.

Speaker 15 (02:01:23):
Maybe I would say Marillion gets the most of cause
Saga at least like that.

Speaker 3 (02:01:28):
Uh lose, got a lot of tsans. I don't, yeah
that you would are born?

Speaker 5 (02:01:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:01:38):
That about Buckner and Garcia. Sure, I got pac Man Fever.
I do not.

Speaker 6 (02:01:44):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (02:01:45):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
Did you purchase all these all these T shirts while
at these now classic rock cons?

Speaker 3 (02:01:51):
Most of them are from tea public or someplace I
forgot a look, I would I need to get some
of these, like jump in the saddle?

Speaker 13 (02:01:58):
Is that what?

Speaker 1 (02:01:59):
The three?

Speaker 3 (02:02:00):
Just curly shuffle guys? But no, just jump in the
saddle nothing, no mention sho.

Speaker 6 (02:02:06):
You don't want to do that. I'm walking you through that.
Do you have any shirts that you bought at a concrest.

Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
From the seventies?

Speaker 1 (02:02:13):
And eighties and all that. Yeah, I've got what do
you think.

Speaker 8 (02:02:15):
Your oldest concert shirt would be?

Speaker 3 (02:02:17):
Oh, it's got to be a Chicago from eighty one. Okay,
I have Chicago for when I bought it originally as
Chicago Fest in nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 8 (02:02:24):
That you could probably sell that for a lot of money.

Speaker 15 (02:02:26):
Yeah, it doesn't fit. It just really takes up place
in the seas there you go. Yeah, but do I
want to sell at this part? But I mean the
answer is yes, I got to get rid of these things.

Speaker 3 (02:02:37):
But no, have you seen the quilts people make?

Speaker 7 (02:02:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:02:41):
So cool?

Speaker 16 (02:02:41):
Are they?

Speaker 6 (02:02:42):
Are?

Speaker 7 (02:02:43):
They?

Speaker 3 (02:02:44):
I kind of think they are?

Speaker 15 (02:02:44):
Okay, you got you know what. I'm not gonna lie.
The two of you just talked me into it. I
thought it was kind of sad and pathetic.

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
Oh it's cool.

Speaker 8 (02:02:50):
But now, all right, you can take all those shirts
and then them into one.

Speaker 3 (02:02:54):
No, no, no, you don't. But they don't feel eighty
one shirt does not fit twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (02:02:59):
This is what you people do, though. Somebody comes in
here and they give you here's what I and then
you try to make it better. And he's fine the
way he is. Don't try to make a quill. He's
gonna throw him away.

Speaker 3 (02:03:08):
Don't throw him him away.

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
Nobody said throw him away. That was another on the table.

Speaker 6 (02:03:13):
You don't hear the voices that no one else does.
You need to.

Speaker 1 (02:03:16):
He said I got to get rid of him.

Speaker 6 (02:03:17):
You just said that.

Speaker 3 (02:03:18):
He plainly said he was gonna throw him in the
yard and like them on fire. Fairness, that is what
I said.

Speaker 6 (02:03:23):
You now, so you're now, what's the is the first
shirt obviously begins with a It is what aerosmian I
would say, abba is the first shirt?

Speaker 1 (02:03:31):
And then what's the last one?

Speaker 3 (02:03:32):
You have a zebra? I don't have a zebra shirt.
But who's behind the door.

Speaker 1 (02:03:37):
God, I would say the.

Speaker 3 (02:03:39):
Last would be e w oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:03:43):
Why for yes? Probably yes?

Speaker 3 (02:03:44):
Nine O two one O shirt. There's a whom in there.
You don't have an invange Elmstein.

Speaker 6 (02:03:50):
I don't be in the MS though. You don't have
oh you do?

Speaker 13 (02:03:53):
You don't.

Speaker 6 (02:03:53):
You don't have a top.

Speaker 3 (02:03:54):
I'm not I'm not a huge zz top guy.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
Okay, wait a minute, yame, why would he be in
the guy?

Speaker 3 (02:03:59):
Last name?

Speaker 1 (02:03:59):
He's right?

Speaker 6 (02:04:00):
Would go last?

Speaker 5 (02:04:01):
You?

Speaker 1 (02:04:01):
Last name first?

Speaker 7 (02:04:02):
For them?

Speaker 3 (02:04:02):
Well, yeah, that's how you How do you adnetize you
not Joneses and the jas Man.

Speaker 6 (02:04:08):
Yeah, he is right, he's right.

Speaker 15 (02:04:11):
Well you alphabetized my first name when you when you
do your albums, you put the you would put the
Tom Jones and the T is not the J.

Speaker 1 (02:04:19):
Yeah, because it's a title. He's not a title, that's
a name. He's an author, he's a person. What what
records shot at you?

Speaker 7 (02:04:27):
Do?

Speaker 1 (02:04:27):
You go run record stores? And everything's wrong in here?
Barry Madolos in the MS.

Speaker 3 (02:04:32):
There's a whole section over just what.

Speaker 7 (02:04:35):
Are you doing?

Speaker 6 (02:04:36):
Why is it burrying the be?

Speaker 7 (02:04:38):
What do you know?

Speaker 1 (02:04:38):
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (02:04:39):
So the Allman Brothers would be in the age, right, Yeah,
that's a bend. But Greg Alman would be in the GS.

Speaker 3 (02:04:47):
Okay, but for you would be in the G. Yeah,
of course Jeffrey is in the G.

Speaker 1 (02:04:51):
Real mess?

Speaker 6 (02:04:53):
Do you have one shirts?

Speaker 3 (02:04:54):
I do not have a Jeffrey T shirt? That would
be that'd be next time we go home.

Speaker 6 (02:04:58):
I try to find what is there's probably some obscure
when you've really forgotten that you've never worn as the.

Speaker 15 (02:05:05):
Tag on it again, I gotta go to Marillion or
Sagas being the I mean, I don't know everybody else's
I have a whatas T shirt?

Speaker 6 (02:05:15):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 3 (02:05:16):
They did the song A teenage dirt Bag came out
in the nineties, and you want they're sure at the show,
at the show, got wrapped up in the show?

Speaker 1 (02:05:23):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (02:05:23):
How spelling w h E A T U S wheatut? Yeah,
here's teenage dirt bag right now? Do you guys remember
this one at all?

Speaker 6 (02:05:32):
I don't I like it?

Speaker 3 (02:05:34):
How'd you have that?

Speaker 6 (02:05:35):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
Is this radio clean?

Speaker 6 (02:05:42):
Yeah? Got me? I don't know, not knowing word have word?

Speaker 1 (02:05:48):
Mother?

Speaker 3 (02:05:48):
I had a dream about she rings pop. I got
gym class in half an hour.

Speaker 5 (02:05:57):
She rocks in.

Speaker 17 (02:05:58):
Cats and tubes like she I love this much and
the chorus is coming up ce damn oh.

Speaker 6 (02:06:15):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
It sounds kind of like Stacey's mom.

Speaker 3 (02:06:19):
It was around the same time.

Speaker 6 (02:06:20):
You didn't like that, It's very n Yeah, it's all right.
I just googled a picture of you're talking Jesus Christ, supers.
I just googled a picture of Ted Neely. He's wearing
a Jimmy Parto T shirt. He's not nice. That's amazing, Jimmy,
Jimmy Parto, are you selling T shirts to night sure
of course. Okay, it's a Go Banana Cincinnati tonight only,
and then it's the Funny Bone in Saint Louis Thursday
night only, and then Friday evening the Olympic Theater in

(02:06:42):
Cedar Rapids with Jimmy Parto coming up Sexy. Tell you
wear Jimmy Parto T shirt on stage, Valley Breen. Uh,
these are the Oradeotto Park Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

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Speaker 5 (02:06:58):
This is the I've Been Tom Show, Got to have Hope.

Speaker 1 (02:07:06):
Yellow, Welcome back to the Bobby Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto part Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac
Insurance News desk. Chick, there's Pat Godwin. They chick at
the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. It's Josh Arnold. Hi,
there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick and Tom.

Speaker 6 (02:07:23):
We have a special guest joining us in the studio,
comedian Jimmy Pardo. Hello, Jimmy Pardo was on his way
to Cincinnati, Ohio's Gobinan is this evening one show only?
And then the Funny Bone in Saint Louis Thursday evening
and then the Olympic Theater in Cedar Rapids on Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:07:38):
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:39):
That is the tour.

Speaker 3 (02:07:39):
If you want to sound cool, you call it the
bone in Saint Louis. That is what he called it.

Speaker 6 (02:07:44):
We're in the bone.

Speaker 3 (02:07:45):
You going to the bone tonight? Yeah, man out to
the open mic and then.

Speaker 6 (02:07:47):
I'm doing the bone.

Speaker 1 (02:07:49):
The bone.

Speaker 3 (02:07:50):
Yeah we really did call it, of course you did.

Speaker 1 (02:07:54):
Yeah, at you not the bone.

Speaker 3 (02:07:56):
Now you're on the road this weekend now working the
bone here.

Speaker 1 (02:07:59):
And yeah, okay, yeah, you were working the bone earlier
in the show.

Speaker 3 (02:08:04):
We had the another word for playing.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
That's what sure for trombone.

Speaker 6 (02:08:13):
Now it's check a little bit of history, shall we please?

Speaker 3 (02:08:17):
Son of a gun like history, Jimmy Parter, I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
You learn fifteen fifteen The Eyes of October. I never
you never heard those, do you? No?

Speaker 3 (02:08:25):
But I think it works?

Speaker 6 (02:08:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:08:26):
Yeah. Eighteen sixty Lincoln Lincoln, Lincoln wrestled his vice president.

Speaker 6 (02:08:34):
You're gonna get to the vice presidents, and the one
that could pin Lincoln got to run with him. Grace
Grace Beatle b E d E l ll.

Speaker 1 (02:08:43):
Maybe it's a Bedell. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:08:44):
Grace Beadle did hotel.

Speaker 1 (02:08:47):
You fifty eighteen sixty Grace Beatle, not to be confused
with the nineteen sixty. Yeah, maybe this will this will
help qualify this qualified as the Beatles mentioned.

Speaker 3 (02:08:59):
No, eleven year old Grace did what?

Speaker 12 (02:09:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:09:03):
I know this so you know?

Speaker 5 (02:09:05):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:09:06):
He she wrote a letter to Abramley. No, she kissed
tad Abe Lincoln's son on the mount.

Speaker 6 (02:09:12):
And send me I please French your son. Yeah, well no,
of course that's the famous letter about.

Speaker 1 (02:09:20):
Beard.

Speaker 3 (02:09:21):
Yes, she urged him to grow a beard, and he went,
I'll do if you believe Daniel Lewis's portrayed.

Speaker 1 (02:09:27):
Ladies Jello Daniel d Lewis from the Abraham Lincoln movie President,
thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (02:09:37):
He won an Academy Award for that. Wouldn't it be
cool if we could get contemporary presidents to grow like
a handlebar mustache.

Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
I like it, yes, like I mean anyone?

Speaker 6 (02:09:48):
Maybe a bush or what about sideburns, like you bushy
side a president? Like even if Trump had a big
handlebar stash like a biker. It's like a guy that
doesn't have much facial hair.

Speaker 8 (02:10:02):
He couldn't grow.

Speaker 6 (02:10:02):
All right, all right, yeah, Fu Manchew, I could Obama
girl one. Do you think he doesn't look he has
much facial What does he do these days?

Speaker 3 (02:10:10):
Does Obama stubble it up?

Speaker 14 (02:10:12):
Or yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:10:15):
Biden?

Speaker 1 (02:10:15):
I don't know who has enough beard there to hey
Tom that mustache? You know, most men smoked, but Fu
Manchuw hi hi?

Speaker 6 (02:10:28):
I could feel him. How you doing? Guys?

Speaker 1 (02:10:32):
Remember he was doing?

Speaker 6 (02:10:34):
He gave me the ice.

Speaker 3 (02:10:35):
I don't know if he was a senator or a
congressman or Mike Houckabee. Yes, he grew a big beard. Yeah,
he saw some commercial and he was he had a
big old beard. Not that big.

Speaker 6 (02:10:46):
A big stash would be really odd. I don't know
if any of the like.

Speaker 3 (02:10:51):
A nice teddy Roosevelt. Yeah, yeah, that was a.

Speaker 6 (02:10:54):
Good bold be a bold movie. Let's get back to
today in history. I love Lucy debut. And what year
Christy Lee. It's longer ago than you think. Fifty four?

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
Uh close? Fifty one?

Speaker 6 (02:11:08):
Didn't say it out loud?

Speaker 1 (02:11:09):
Yes, I didn't say.

Speaker 6 (02:11:09):
I wasn't asked.

Speaker 1 (02:11:10):
Now here's the one for Jimmy Pardal.

Speaker 6 (02:11:11):
Yeah, why couldn't that one?

Speaker 1 (02:11:13):
Nineteen eighty?

Speaker 6 (02:11:14):
Yeah, you'll get this I don't know. Kansas City Royals.
Someone was forced out of the World Series because of hemorrhoids.
Oh yeah, hemorrhoids from the Royals.

Speaker 15 (02:11:25):
That George Brett was George Brett yest little able.

Speaker 7 (02:11:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:11:31):
Then he put the pine tar on the bat. That's
em to clean on my app I couldn't Why couldn't
they come up with anything else?

Speaker 6 (02:11:36):
Yeah? You remember the pine tar Pinetarre incident. You have
too much pine tar in his bat? Yeah, it disallowed
a Homer. Yeah to you, Tom, Yeah, don't you think
this would have just made something up there? You're right,
like an ulcer or something anything, you know, God forbid
George Bread should pass away. Remember that'll be the first
line of his obituary.

Speaker 1 (02:11:54):
Famous Bob Greasey's son, Brian Greasy's quarterback of the Broncos.
And he was out for a couple of weeks because
he tripped over his dog walking down the stairs.

Speaker 3 (02:12:03):
And why would they put that out?

Speaker 13 (02:12:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:12:08):
Paul McCartney and Wings released the great album Band in
the Run in the State in seventy three. Name all
the people on the cover, Go ahead, okay, name one.

Speaker 1 (02:12:15):
James Coburn, Yeah, Lloyd Haynes I believe those guys doing
on the cover they.

Speaker 6 (02:12:20):
Were they were shooting a movie and that was filmed
in uh, somewhere in Africa. They were recording at a studio,
was it?

Speaker 1 (02:12:31):
Where were they? Ken you?

Speaker 6 (02:12:32):
I forget, I don't know. I don't know if that's
the case. But yeah, it's true. Those guys were filming
a movie near the body so cool. Lloyd Haynes was
doing a movie. How did you get out of Room
two twenty two?

Speaker 4 (02:12:42):
To go?

Speaker 15 (02:12:43):
End up one? Here's a fun fact you fund Jimmy
Parter fact. I'm not a huge Beatle or Paul McCartney fan,
but Banded on the Run is in my top five
songs of all time.

Speaker 3 (02:12:51):
Wow, yeah, love it, love that song.

Speaker 6 (02:12:53):
Yeah. Here's another easy one one fact, Another easy, easy,
easy fun fact for mister Jimmy Pardo, comedian nineteen twenty
had your birthday?

Speaker 1 (02:13:01):
Mario Puzzo? Sure, he wrote The Godfathers. You're not very good?
Right now?

Speaker 15 (02:13:06):
Where would you put that on the bookshelf? Alphabetically? Mario Puzo,
he's the ms of the PS. Tom if you say
you have a bookshelf, okay, okay, we'll go with the
p all right.

Speaker 3 (02:13:18):
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:13:18):
He also wrote the uh Christopher Reeve Superman movie. Yeah
he did, right, He had something to do with that screenplay,
No kidding. Yeah, let's see this is These are all
getting too depressing. Emerald Legasi what is it? The band guy,
celebrity chef born in fifty nine.

Speaker 3 (02:13:38):
Oh, I love this guy.

Speaker 1 (02:13:39):
Dominic West, My god, I'm older than Emerald from The Wire,
The Wire, Yeah, yeah, great actor. Oh he was in
the Crown. Yeah he's good. He was in the affairs
mini series.

Speaker 6 (02:13:50):
Called The Hour.

Speaker 3 (02:13:51):
He's only in TV shows that have the and one
word if he's out.

Speaker 6 (02:13:56):
Yeah, The Wire, The Crown, The Affair, The Hour, Hour
and you all those get alphabetized under t Verry Verry,
Larry confusing. I'm gonna I'm gonna strength. Happy birthday Friedrich Nietzsche.
You know, I've never I've never dabbled fun guy. I

(02:14:17):
believe he's isn't he the is God dead guy?

Speaker 3 (02:14:19):
Yeah, I've never. There's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (02:14:22):
Somebody they don't say they give it? Then?

Speaker 3 (02:14:25):
Oh, really.

Speaker 4 (02:14:28):
Like you?

Speaker 3 (02:14:28):
The Bone, I'm playing the ball. I'm gonna read the
after I go to.

Speaker 1 (02:14:32):
The Bone on tour.

Speaker 6 (02:14:34):
Is he just hanging out on the bone one of
my favorite comedians, Larry Miller mine too born in this
state of nineteen fifty three. Is he retired essentially? Yeah,
he'll still show up in a little role here and there.
Has the classic bit of.

Speaker 1 (02:14:50):
Drinking brilliant.

Speaker 3 (02:14:52):
You'd recognize levels level.

Speaker 1 (02:14:56):
I was just trying to give him credit where credit
is due.

Speaker 6 (02:14:59):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:15:00):
Give them the proper ground levels five.

Speaker 1 (02:15:02):
You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (02:15:03):
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Speaker 3 (02:16:12):
Thank you very much, Chick McGee.

Speaker 6 (02:16:13):
Coming up, it'll be sexy Time with Ali Breen and
our special guest, Jimmy Parto. By the way, Jimmy Partter.
Tonight go Bananas, and then tomorrow evening, Thursday evening, it'll
be the Funny Bone in Saint Louis, The Bone in
Saint Louis. There you go, and then Friday the Olympic
and Cedar Rapids Iowa tighten it up. Yeah, yeah, the
olymp Yeah, it'll be the Olympic.

Speaker 1 (02:16:34):
You're the pick.

Speaker 3 (02:16:34):
Yeah, okay, very good.

Speaker 6 (02:16:36):
These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

Speaker 1 (02:16:38):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to
the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hello, she's at the Silac
Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hello, Chick. There's Jessica Allsman, Hey, Hello,
Josh Arnold either, there's Ace Cosby.

Speaker 6 (02:16:56):
I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We still have a special guest,
and we also we're going to talk with Ali. That's right.
We have a comedian, Jimmy Parto sitting in with us
right now. Jimmy Parter is also a fine podcaster and
a true student of classic rock and perhaps owns more
classic rock t shirts than any American male. This is

(02:17:17):
quite impressive. But right now we're going to hook up
with the lovely Ali Breen on the phone today. Ali,
can you hear me?

Speaker 13 (02:17:26):
Can you guys hear me? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:17:28):
Oh that's great, And you can reach Ali all I
be our ee n on your favorite social media platform.
And the way this show works, I'll explain it to
our guest, Jimmy Parto, Ali Breen. People write her letters.
The real people actually ask for our advice with their relationship.
They ask you us, all of the group, because we

(02:17:49):
know about relationship them. Yeah, in the in the realm
of adult relationships and the heterosexual realm for the most part,
What have we got, Ali, Let's get our first letter
out there there.

Speaker 13 (02:18:03):
Ali, I've been divorced for two years and we have
two kids. I have full custody, so I'm the strict
slash bad parent. And then when they go out every
other weekend with their dad and every other weekend and
on vacations with their dad, he's the cool parents. He
lets them do pretty much anything, and he now has
a new girlfriend that they love too, And I have
to hear about it all the time. I think they're

(02:18:24):
actually doing the kids a disservice by letting them run wild.
But it sounds like I'm jealous and petty if I
say something, What would you guys do?

Speaker 7 (02:18:32):
This is?

Speaker 6 (02:18:33):
This is this is classic, got to keep your mouth shut.

Speaker 3 (02:18:36):
This is this is a standard situation. I can't speak
to this from experience, but I have friends that have
had this exact same scenario, and what they've found was
that as the kids got older, they really learned to
appreciate the strictness, structure, discipline, stability. Yes, and it is

(02:19:00):
in this in these cases it was of the mom.
And it's very important that when you refer to his
new girlfriend you call her that bitch. That's not the bitch,
not ye that specific I always so maybe do take
the highway your end. Just know that they will.

Speaker 8 (02:19:17):
They'll figure it out on your own.

Speaker 12 (02:19:20):
Yeah, you grow up and you realize the cool parents
were actually the bad parents.

Speaker 1 (02:19:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:19:26):
What out of school and they bought his alcohol at sixteen?

Speaker 3 (02:19:31):
That was not okay, Okay, let's move on. Next letter, Ali,
what do you go?

Speaker 13 (02:19:36):
Dear Allie, My wife's best friend is getting married, and
the other day she sent me a text that was
obviously meant for her, saying, have you really thought about this?
Because marriage kind of sucks? She said that she was
actually pretty much kidding, but I've heard her say a
few other things that were not so complimentary. And I
really don't know what to do about this. How worried

(02:19:58):
should I be?

Speaker 3 (02:20:00):
I apologize? I'm confused. I didn't know who the really
who was texting who?

Speaker 13 (02:20:06):
So the girl was meant meaning to text her best
friend who's getting married, but she texted her husband instead.
Marriage kind of sucks?

Speaker 8 (02:20:16):
You want to do this?

Speaker 6 (02:20:17):
Yes? So the husband's going Oh, geez.

Speaker 3 (02:20:20):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta get out of it.

Speaker 6 (02:20:24):
Jimmy's in the room.

Speaker 3 (02:20:25):
They're saying, like the match, yeah, out burn that bridge.

Speaker 1 (02:20:31):
But she's claiming that it was a joke.

Speaker 3 (02:20:33):
Well, there's probably it probably was, but there may be
some truth. She's probably a little bit of truth in there.
Maybe she's repeated it a lot.

Speaker 6 (02:20:40):
Yeah, this guy sounds like an idiot.

Speaker 1 (02:20:47):
Exactly more guy, Of course that's the joke.

Speaker 3 (02:20:52):
You didn't do anything right. Wouldn't you be insulted that
it was the joke?

Speaker 1 (02:20:56):
Really, if it was man as a joke, it was
a poor attempt, and you'd be more asaulted comedically then
you were.

Speaker 3 (02:21:04):
That's the worst setup I've ever heard.

Speaker 6 (02:21:06):
There is no setup contextualized it for the comedy, Is there?
What you mean? All right, now, let's move on once again.
Our guest is Ali Breen and you want to no no, no, no,
no no with a sexy time.

Speaker 1 (02:21:19):
What do we got?

Speaker 13 (02:21:21):
Okay, dear Allie, I am fifty two. I've been divorced
for ten years and I ran into one of my
daughter's friends the other day at the supermarket.

Speaker 6 (02:21:29):
Oh boy, no, there we go.

Speaker 3 (02:21:30):
The answers, Oh really, Oh this is rad no.

Speaker 1 (02:21:35):
My answer is you magnificent bastard.

Speaker 6 (02:21:39):
Anyway, we did it interrupted, right, We haven't heard the
I think she was.

Speaker 13 (02:21:43):
Flirting with me. And she hasn't talked to my daughter
in years and years, but she did used to be
at our house all the time when she was young.
She's twenty four years old. Can I ask her out?
Or is that creepy?

Speaker 6 (02:21:54):
Oh it's creepy fifty two, she's twenty four. Creepy, Tom,
you want to take this?

Speaker 3 (02:22:00):
No you say no, no, no, Yeah, it's weird. That's
a little difference.

Speaker 6 (02:22:05):
He's still too young and still annoying, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:22:08):
That's not he's not going to care about that. That's
the problem. Yeah, that was a cute opinion. Yeah, yeah,
go tell that to his zipper. Okay, No, that's fat
that he she used to come over as a kid,
a little bumpy. Think about your daughter in this case.

Speaker 8 (02:22:30):
And she's not going to be happy no matter matter how.

Speaker 6 (02:22:34):
Maybe fix up your daughter with a guy from the
last letter. He needs guys out, he needs somebody, Yeah,
he needs Okay, it's time to move on, Ellie.

Speaker 3 (02:22:41):
What's our next letter?

Speaker 7 (02:22:43):
Well?

Speaker 13 (02:22:44):
Things that a girl just being nice to him? It's
flirty too. She probably was genuinely excited to see him
because it's been a while. But that's not necessary.

Speaker 7 (02:22:51):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:22:53):
No, she said, Hello, we've been known to make that mistake.

Speaker 6 (02:22:56):
Yes, women should know everything you say to man is considered.

Speaker 3 (02:23:02):
Yes, and women to go the other way. They man,
that guy was really flirting with you. What No, he wasn't.

Speaker 13 (02:23:09):
Yeah, that's so true. Okay, dear Allie, me and my
boyfriend have gotten really into toys in the bedroom and
it's starting to get a little sex. Dungeony.

Speaker 6 (02:23:20):
What do you mean, like transformers, stuff like that, wheels.

Speaker 1 (02:23:25):
He's trying to get a little what dungeony.

Speaker 3 (02:23:28):
Oh oh oh, I see oh dungeony.

Speaker 13 (02:23:30):
Yeah, he brought in nipple clants and needles the other day. Yeah.
I don't even understand. Am I going to need a
safe word? I haven't gotten there yet, but it looks
like it's going in that direction. How can I stop this?

Speaker 8 (02:23:44):
The hell do you use the needles for?

Speaker 1 (02:23:46):
Josh?

Speaker 3 (02:23:47):
We were just maybe this was only me. I'm trying
within the last four days what we were talking about,
and it may have been off the air somebody who's
into needle play.

Speaker 1 (02:23:59):
But what is it.

Speaker 3 (02:24:00):
He's like acupuncture, like, but I'm not kidding.

Speaker 6 (02:24:02):
So many questions that get.

Speaker 3 (02:24:06):
Yeah, like you actually do get poked? Do you hear
pinned the penis? I don't know about that. Yeah, so
probably I forget who I was talking about anyway, because
I was baffled by it.

Speaker 6 (02:24:18):
And you're you're not used to having a small prick
in the bedroom. That's exactly right.

Speaker 13 (02:24:21):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (02:24:23):
I've never heard of. I would absolutely establish a safe
word here, I would use it.

Speaker 1 (02:24:29):
I would move to a different stage.

Speaker 3 (02:24:32):
She likes it to a certain level.

Speaker 6 (02:24:34):
It's surprisingly easy to change your name.

Speaker 3 (02:24:36):
She likes it to a certain level. So you gotta
you know, you want them to be able to do that.
But uh established and as soon as you're the least
the slightest but uncomfortable, say something.

Speaker 6 (02:24:45):
Yes, what is Halloween? So maybe you could take the
kids trict or treating through the dungeon for a laugh.
Look at the big sword. Oh and that's a vibrator.
Let's move over here.

Speaker 1 (02:24:55):
Yeah, that's the whole dungeon thing freaks me out.

Speaker 5 (02:24:57):
I think that.

Speaker 13 (02:25:00):
Has miss nipples. Didn't he get caught?

Speaker 3 (02:25:02):
I believe he did.

Speaker 13 (02:25:02):
Yeah, with a and people nipple clamps through it or something.

Speaker 3 (02:25:08):
I love stuff like that, just when they just can't
help but let their freak flags. Yeah you're Anthony Wieners.

Speaker 6 (02:25:17):
Yeah, yeah, I don't even know. And we'll probably get
some emails establishing what.

Speaker 3 (02:25:26):
Is the best way to uh, do you have a
recommendation for the word, Josh? What what would the safe
word be? Salami? Yeah, because otherwise you're not You're not
going to say that. Typically in the you might you
might say give me the big salami. You might write
you might maybe we don't go with Deli meets about nonchalant.

Speaker 6 (02:25:42):
Non chalant, not too many syllables that could be that
could be role playing.

Speaker 3 (02:25:47):
You need a one word about? So sure about Donna?

Speaker 6 (02:25:51):
Michi?

Speaker 13 (02:25:51):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:25:52):
Yeah, let's bringing down to me one syllable ideally for
a safe word.

Speaker 13 (02:25:56):
Okay, I was just yell out your ex boyfriend's day.

Speaker 3 (02:26:00):
That puts everything.

Speaker 6 (02:26:02):
Yeah, that'll end it.

Speaker 13 (02:26:04):
Maybe.

Speaker 10 (02:26:05):
Needle is also commonly referred to as play piercing or
recreational acupuncture, involves using needles, sharpened bones, or other similar
tools on skin or that of a sexual partner.

Speaker 15 (02:26:20):
Josh, you played basin sharpen boats for a little while
A little bit. Yeah, yeah, I was a great band.
Get out I know, right too soon they got out
and then they changed their names to uh sound Garden.

Speaker 3 (02:26:32):
Do you believe that?

Speaker 6 (02:26:33):
Wow, this sounds like it's going to result in some
kind of disease.

Speaker 3 (02:26:38):
Tom, What would you do if you you were on
a date and you got back to her place and
she goes and things were, you know, progressing, and then
she went, oh, just a second, I need to get
the sharpened bones.

Speaker 1 (02:26:49):
Again.

Speaker 3 (02:26:50):
Wait, talk talk to mister Zipper and we'll find out way.

Speaker 6 (02:26:53):
Talk to mister.

Speaker 1 (02:26:56):
If that isn't the name of a sex toy.

Speaker 6 (02:26:58):
Ali, thank you very much. By the way, you can
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Speaker 5 (02:27:16):
What's next, Alley, We're killing it?

Speaker 13 (02:27:19):
Okay, Dear Allie. My girlfriend smells down there, and I
don't mean like a lack of hygiene, it's her natural smell.
It actually makes me gag. I don't know if I
can ask her to not do certain to act, or
is there's some other way to remedy this? Any advice here?

Speaker 6 (02:27:35):
You need one of those things that Godwin has. What's
that called pat the sea pep? The sea pep first
sleep at Yeah, how does that help my fresh oxygen?

Speaker 1 (02:27:45):
Does that cover your tongue? That thing? No? Okay, okay,
you know it's surprisingly easy to change your name, so
why don't you just go ahead and do that?

Speaker 3 (02:27:54):
It didn't Comedian Rob Hainey have.

Speaker 6 (02:27:56):
Some advice for this.

Speaker 1 (02:27:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, you had a home. Yeah, roses or
red bos are blue?

Speaker 3 (02:28:03):
You're real sweet? But sorry, sorry, Ra, you're real sweet.
That's the on I couldn't remember.

Speaker 1 (02:28:12):
Yeah, I I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:28:13):
You'd maybe talk to a qualified physician.

Speaker 8 (02:28:15):
Is maybe there's something she could eat?

Speaker 6 (02:28:17):
Or is having a foul aroma? Is that some kind
of maybe she needs a beef injection.

Speaker 3 (02:28:25):
That's a logical idea. Ask a female gynecologist, right, because.

Speaker 10 (02:28:28):
There could be a pH imbalance or something going on
that would cause that.

Speaker 1 (02:28:32):
You got me?

Speaker 6 (02:28:33):
Could she put vanilla down there? Wait a minute, hang on,
the voice of reason, what'd you say? Could you put
some vanilla extract down there? Or something to kind of
you can put.

Speaker 3 (02:28:41):
Vanilla extract on a pile of dog crap.

Speaker 6 (02:28:44):
But it might help, I.

Speaker 3 (02:28:47):
Think extra.

Speaker 6 (02:28:48):
I know in my refrigerator I put those boxes of
baking soda. Maybe she should.

Speaker 7 (02:28:57):
This.

Speaker 6 (02:28:57):
This calls for a doctor, not the idiots. Seven more
seven seven morons in this room. I'm staying out of
at six, I wasn't counting yours is part of the
dang uh.

Speaker 3 (02:29:10):
We have time for at least one more.

Speaker 6 (02:29:12):
Ally, go ahead, Dear Allie.

Speaker 13 (02:29:14):
My friend's husband flirts with everyone all the time, and
she thinks it's just kind of cute and fun.

Speaker 12 (02:29:20):
Yeah, he actually made a pass at me, and I
knew it was coming. I turned him down, obviously, and
I know he expects that. I'm not going to say anything.
I don't want to hurt her, but I want her
to know she's with a bad guy. Do I tell
her or just let her figure it out, which I
guess eventually will happen.

Speaker 8 (02:29:36):
You can't tell.

Speaker 3 (02:29:36):
Well, if you're willing to lose her friendship, you should tell.

Speaker 12 (02:29:39):
Her, Yes, exactly, She's gonna believe him.

Speaker 6 (02:29:44):
Maybe now, Alsie, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking
what you should do is bang the guy and then
and then say wow, the video.

Speaker 3 (02:29:52):
See look what he's doing. I just show you you Yeah,
you're gonna stay with him.

Speaker 6 (02:30:07):
He's doing to me.

Speaker 1 (02:30:11):
I've never gotten.

Speaker 7 (02:30:14):
In.

Speaker 3 (02:30:15):
Okay, we have time, let's do one more letter.

Speaker 13 (02:30:17):
Ally, Dear Ali, my boyfriend has a dad who's kind
of creepy. He always says inappropriate things. Yeah he does,
just laughs the loss. The other day we went over
there and we had been at tanning and he said
and mom said, he looked really tan, and his dad
looked at me and said, but it's the non tan

(02:30:37):
parts that are the funnest. Right, is so creepy.

Speaker 6 (02:30:42):
He's a rascal.

Speaker 13 (02:30:45):
It's so uncomfortable that no one else seems to care.
Am I overreacting? No, not at all.

Speaker 8 (02:30:51):
Yeah, that's inappropriate.

Speaker 6 (02:30:53):
I mean he is right.

Speaker 1 (02:30:56):
Fact your friends right, Yeah, let's let's stop, let's defect,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:31:02):
But yeah, that's creepy.

Speaker 15 (02:31:04):
His family's just ignoring him because they wanted to go
away and they don't, you know, acknowledge it.

Speaker 6 (02:31:08):
Then you don't have to address it.

Speaker 3 (02:31:10):
Yeah, it's like the drunk uncle running It is off
about politics, So just let it happen.

Speaker 6 (02:31:14):
It'll go away. And as much as I do enjoy
tan lines that you might want to talk to once again,
a qualified physician about going to a tanning bed on
a regular basis.

Speaker 3 (02:31:22):
That's what he got out of this. Wow, some health.

Speaker 8 (02:31:28):
Beds.

Speaker 6 (02:31:28):
She's such a pigment in your skin at all? Yeah, okay,
mo's surgery because you fell asleep in a tanning bed
forty years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:31:37):
Oh sorry, we like to help.

Speaker 13 (02:31:40):
Just go right to the SPS situation.

Speaker 3 (02:31:43):
Yeah, have you guys had that? Ali Allsman and Christy
have you experienced the inappropriate dead or brother or uncle?

Speaker 6 (02:31:52):
What do you got?

Speaker 1 (02:31:53):
Occasionally where they did it, they're making eye contact talking
to you and then they do the quick look down
and look back up at you, like to check your
chest at least flush and bone.

Speaker 3 (02:32:01):
What do you I saw you?

Speaker 1 (02:32:05):
That's always creepy.

Speaker 13 (02:32:06):
Yeah, I still know how to hide that. But the
eyes are where they check out your body while they're
talking to you.

Speaker 6 (02:32:12):
Yeah, and our culture needs to develop something to replace
the stick on name tag at events where you walk
up to someone and you have to We men are
developing this real quick look down so you don't that
doesn't appear that you're checking out their chest. What do
you want? Headbands?

Speaker 1 (02:32:28):
What do you.

Speaker 6 (02:32:31):
I have an idea for a chip. Everyone would wear
a chip chip and then you'd have a thing in
your ears. You walked up, it would say this is
mister Jimmy parter of it. He has one son.

Speaker 3 (02:32:40):
It would give you all the information that you.

Speaker 6 (02:32:41):
Need to know we're doing.

Speaker 3 (02:32:43):
Yeah, right, genius.

Speaker 1 (02:32:44):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:32:45):
You wouldn't have to look anywhere.

Speaker 6 (02:32:46):
But I'm in on chips. Yeah, very good, alliot. It's
always a great pleasure. Are you working this weekend in
the city.

Speaker 13 (02:32:53):
Yeah, I'll be back in the city at the Comic
Strip ever east side.

Speaker 1 (02:32:57):
All right, we can't see you today. Are you home?

Speaker 13 (02:33:00):
No, I'm in Florida, which is why my internet's out,
and uh and the reception is so bad.

Speaker 16 (02:33:06):
Everyone's waiting for a starlink because, uh, the internets are
shati and then the reception it's kind of farming where
I am in Florida, So it's uh, yeah, it's a
nightmare when the internet go.

Speaker 15 (02:33:17):
Coach, I think you sound great. Yeah, speak sarcastic. It
sounds horrible. He's an equally a broad cooler.

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Thanks Sally.

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again every day this time I'm chick.

Speaker 6 (02:36:08):
I don't know what's going on. That's the future of
the world. It's pretty soon the government will be controlling
your air conditioner.

Speaker 3 (02:36:14):
The government. I like that, Yeah, the government.

Speaker 7 (02:36:18):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:36:18):
Tom. We have a special guest, uh, the one, the
only He is a special guy. I I a special
I'm a special guy.

Speaker 3 (02:36:24):
What an uncomfortable way to say that?

Speaker 6 (02:36:29):
He special guy?

Speaker 7 (02:36:29):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (02:36:30):
If he can, if you could be made uncomfortable, Tom uncomfortable.
I was just gonna say, you know how great like
live music is. Of course, sure, it's the same thing
with comedy. Great live comedy. This guy right here, Jimmy Parter,
is the man. If you go see him there. I
can't im it's hard to make a compliment. Uh sounds sincere,

(02:36:50):
but this is a sincere. One of my favorites is
stand up comedian Jimmy Parto. He's here in the studio.
I am freezing all of a sudden. You're right that
every day it's it's it happens.

Speaker 15 (02:37:00):
I'm also gonna say this, I've never used a fidget
spinner in my life, okay, and I never understood the
appeal of them.

Speaker 1 (02:37:06):
I can't stop playing with you.

Speaker 3 (02:37:08):
I think it's fascinating and I love every second of it.

Speaker 6 (02:37:11):
Josh, I agree with you man.

Speaker 3 (02:37:12):
Your thoughts on the visions better, Josh. I'm a fan
and chick Mgee buys the finest.

Speaker 2 (02:37:16):
This is the top.

Speaker 6 (02:37:17):
He's at the top of the long line. You can
make this baby spend for nine minutes.

Speaker 3 (02:37:21):
So what would happen? I'm very serious. There's three of
them here.

Speaker 15 (02:37:23):
Yeah, what would happen if you show up tomorrow and
the red one was missing? We should be upset? Or
you go, you know what, he's a special guy. You
give a special guy.

Speaker 6 (02:37:32):
I would smile, and I would say Jimmy's getting some enjoyment.

Speaker 15 (02:37:36):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (02:37:36):
Absolutely? So don't take the red one because it was broken.
Take that.

Speaker 3 (02:37:40):
You recommend the goal.

Speaker 6 (02:37:41):
I recommend the goal of this old spend up belet.

Speaker 3 (02:37:45):
Do you yes, I have a shirt?

Speaker 1 (02:37:47):
You have been a long time non drinker?

Speaker 6 (02:37:50):
Yeah, twenty six years?

Speaker 1 (02:37:51):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:37:52):
And uh?

Speaker 6 (02:37:53):
Do you think that you have a so called addictive personality?
Are you going to get one of these fidget spinners
and never be without one?

Speaker 13 (02:37:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:37:59):
I just got a gold one.

Speaker 1 (02:38:04):
Did you did you substitute something else for drinking? Do
you remember?

Speaker 6 (02:38:07):
Was there like I think being annoying? I think that's
what I that's what's filling the gap.

Speaker 1 (02:38:11):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (02:38:12):
That's great. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:38:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (02:38:14):
My wife will tell you that I have addicted personality. Yes,
I I'm all in if if I'm doing something, I'm
all in a T shirt that you got more we
found out more classical T shirts. I'm kind of like
a you know, like a recluse where I used a
homebody where I buy things so that stuff shows up
at the house.

Speaker 1 (02:38:29):
I think it's that.

Speaker 6 (02:38:30):
What are those people called special guys?

Speaker 8 (02:38:32):
Yeah, that's it Amazon shoppers.

Speaker 3 (02:38:35):
Yeah, but it'd hoarders.

Speaker 6 (02:38:37):
Is that kind of you?

Speaker 15 (02:38:38):
There's a work for it, like a person that just uh,
I shut it there, I'm gonna shut it agoraphob Yeah,
but I'm not.

Speaker 3 (02:38:47):
I go out in the world, but I like getting male.

Speaker 6 (02:38:50):
When you're when you're out in the world. Yes, I
made this observation. It may be idiotic. I thought of
this when I came back from my summer vacation. I
was looking for to seeing my dogs and to seeing
which package just arrived. Yeah, right, you're going.

Speaker 1 (02:39:04):
I wonder if I wonder if those spoons I ordered.

Speaker 3 (02:39:07):
I don't want to be wonder if you don't like spoons.
Are you anti spoon?

Speaker 1 (02:39:15):
Are you the forking fork and the yogurt guy?

Speaker 6 (02:39:17):
I am no.

Speaker 3 (02:39:18):
I'm pure spork, No forks, no spoons.

Speaker 1 (02:39:21):
I'm out. You're all sports.

Speaker 6 (02:39:22):
They solved the two. You take a problem, solve it.
It makes a stainless steel spork, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:39:28):
I where do they do that wide web?

Speaker 3 (02:39:31):
I own one. I was gifted a stainless it is
you don't like the sports?

Speaker 1 (02:39:35):
Hate them?

Speaker 3 (02:39:36):
What are you mad at the sport?

Speaker 6 (02:39:37):
Force perfection?

Speaker 5 (02:39:39):
You know?

Speaker 6 (02:39:39):
It's like those words where they combine two things that
portman two those I hate the entertainment.

Speaker 1 (02:39:46):
The first time, hate infotainment, I'm not wrong. How do
you feel about the words show gram? I hate instead
of show and program, it's show? What about dramaedy? For
drama to even worse? Because I know what I'm about
to see is going to stink. I don't even like
rom com.

Speaker 6 (02:40:06):
Sorry. Jimmy Parter was our guest. Did I point out
the Jimmy's on stage tonight Cincinnati, Ohio? Gobinanas Thursday night?
It's the Bone? Is the insiders call it? Boy, the
Funny Bone in Saint Louis, Missouri at your old club
ran Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:40:20):
Yes, yeah, yeah, boy, I blew the roof up that place.

Speaker 1 (02:40:23):
You're the Bone?

Speaker 6 (02:40:25):
You could you think you could be a server at
the Bone? No, No, that's that is.

Speaker 3 (02:40:31):
A server at a comedy club is top work?

Speaker 6 (02:40:34):
Yeah all right, yeah, don't drop the checks during my
bit about buckets. You it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:40:39):
I mean I don't even have my bucket. Bit is great, buddy, Yeah, buckets.
Have you heard of He's updated the bucket bit?

Speaker 5 (02:40:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:40:48):
It couldn't get any better. Jimmy, and I think you know,
those servers are so busy. I don't even have time
to tip them. I mean, they are right.

Speaker 6 (02:40:55):
Yeah, tonight, I said, Sattie, what was I going to say? Oh, Friday,
it's the Olympic Theater in c and then uh.

Speaker 15 (02:41:03):
Also the podcast Never Not Funny almost twenty years running,
nice nineteen years.

Speaker 6 (02:41:08):
You're gonna have one of the you know you were
early in there. You're you're gonna have one of the records. Hey,
if you go to that platinum levels what I do
Never Not Funny?

Speaker 1 (02:41:16):
You can get some perks over the damn Are you
picking up a lot of those Maren scraps.

Speaker 3 (02:41:20):
I hope, so, I hope so.

Speaker 6 (02:41:22):
Obama, Yeah, I'll get Obama.

Speaker 15 (02:41:25):
You know your other presidents that are willing to go
on a podcast. Clinton, I'll talk to Bill Clinton, Bush.
I think we had we were supposed to talk with
We talked with Hillary once. Did you really have we
talked with Obama? I all accounts, Hillary is hilarious.

Speaker 6 (02:41:39):
She's very funny.

Speaker 3 (02:41:40):
Yeah, people said she nights. No, No, I think I
think Hillary thinks she's fun Really, I think no, I
think she actually has a sense of humor. Do you
know who they said was the funniest? Who's that was
Al Gore? That's that seems.

Speaker 1 (02:41:54):
If you know who who I heard was the funniest president.
Who's that Harry Truman? Hilarious?

Speaker 6 (02:42:00):
Thanks that piano?

Speaker 3 (02:42:03):
Yeah, I don't think so. It was the Victor Borg
of American Good Poll.

Speaker 7 (02:42:07):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (02:42:08):
Hiroshima?

Speaker 6 (02:42:08):
Okay, the the elder George Bush loved dirty jokes and
fancy socks. Look it up, cop al Gorse. Harvard roommate
was Bobby Suberby, the comedian.

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His other heart was the Emily Jones.

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Emily Jones?

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