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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show, ladies. A gentleman, my
name is.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm so good to see you.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
In the groove here.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh yeah, now we could tell.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I was working in the lab.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Later one night when my eyes beheld and here recite
when my monster nut up.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
From miss lab and rose and suddenly, to my surprised.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
He did the mass.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
He did the monster match.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It was a graveyard mash. Did the mass and gets
caught on in a flag.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He did the monster mash.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
My laborious war in the castle east to the master
Beveroe where the vampires east the bus door came from
their humble of votes to get a joke from my
electros did the They.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Did the monster mash.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
It was a graveyard smash.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
He did the mass. It caught on in a flash.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
They did the mass.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
They did the monster mash. The zombies were having funds.
The party had just begun. The guests a true wolfman
Dracula and his son and was rocking.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
He were taking the sounds igor on chains, backed by
his baying hounds.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive with their vocal drug.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Drummer, the Clifted Kick of five.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
They played the Monster Mash. It was a drave Yards mash.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It caught on in a flash.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
The least day prayed the monster once.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
From his coffin drags boys did ring. Seems he was
troubled by just one thing. He opened the lid, shook
his pistols.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Whatever happened to the transfer Dan your twins.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
If bag anster mash and and it's a graveyard smash.
It caught on in a flash. It's now the Monster Mash.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Now everything is cool tracks part of the band, and
my Monster Mash is the hit of the land for
you living the mash was.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Meant to When I get to the door, tell him Borisenture.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Then you can Monster Mash and Master Mass and do
my Graveyard Flash and mask.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You will catch on in a flash.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
To the Monster Mash.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Easy, Jim McGhee, you and pets boy, take your hands
off that pizza and on your man.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Brisney Lee.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Who's back in the brazier? Who's the sexy one with
the And there's a lovely lady to make me a
fretza bitch.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I must to you forgot me again? Who God you
own money?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
There's in my name is Dick Mane.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
The man Dick was struck. But I like the acesuf joke.
I don't even remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Christie puts your boobs back in your shirt?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
What was that when I put on? When I put
on the Tomaco jacket, I lose control. I can't do wrong. Yeah,
I mean when Dick puts up there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, Hey, it's the bomb at tom show from the
o'reial Auto Parts Studios. There, there's that way, Hold up.
The Colts just scored again, Okay, go ahead, Christy Lee
at the Silac and sure it's Newsday. Yes, they're very good.
There's pac Odwy welcome back, Thank you, sir. There's Josh Arnold,
Chick Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Biggie. Hello, Hello, Hello, I
am at the Prize Pick sports desk. By the way,
(04:25):
I have documentation to prove it.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Speaking of picks, how'd you do last week with the
famous shoeing.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Of the league? Seven and six or eight and seven
I'm forgetting which I think it's seven and six. Well,
attending tonight's game, the I mean the Yeah, the Washington
team in Kansas City, which will be as I say,
during these matchups, Kansas City will score just as many
points as they want to, or until he get tired.
Just one game tonight, Just one game tonight, thank you. However,
(04:54):
I will tell you, being a lifelong NFL fan, I
kind of missed the Europe game yesterday morning. I I
wish there was one at nine thirty Eastern time. Yah yeah,
football all day, yeah yeah, So you wake up and
kick the TV on from nine until eight or well,
no eleven. Now there are more Europe games coming. Oh sure,
oh sure, Germany and all the places.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
My prediction is in ten years the NFL will expand
the season and give each team two or three bye
weeks and therefore an air go and because of that
have time to do a Tuesday Night or or just
to make sure that every evening is covered with it.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, I guess the Players Association is coming at it.
They want quarters counted, much like when you let her
in high school. So players don't play more than sixteen
or seventeen games, no matter how many games are scheduled,
you don't play sixteen games worth you know what I'm
trying to say, Oh, that'll rule in the game, like
if there's twenty games, such and such as gonna sit out,
(05:56):
kind of like the NBA does when you know load management.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's a ripoff though, if you you take your you
take your kids to go see her Lebron and he's
sitting out that.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Night, or you take your kid to see Patrick Mahomes
and oh he's out for the next two weeks. The
resting with Missus Mahomes making babies and blame them. No, well,
Missus Mahomes seems like a chore. That's just that's just
she does that. Geez, that is a project.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, you missed the I guess his funnest a word.
The most fun story last week to me was the
hit me the NBA uh bust if you did when
they described the way they were cheating at poker with
a with a machine that could whatever X ray the
cards or something it's not I mean then they said
(06:47):
it was for seven million bucks. They spent seven million
dollars on the table and the and the.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Glasses and the camera. Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be uh well,
Chauncey billups uh giving gamblers heads up. And I'm gonna
have Josh is normally my point guard. He'll be sitting
this after this evening, so you might want to bet.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, I think the main occuation with Chauncey is he
was enticing suckers to come sit down at the table
with those guys. But the other interesting thing was they
are saying that everyone at the table except the one guy,
the sucker, knew what was going on.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I hadn't heard that part. Yeah, all of the oh
my gosh.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
The bartender, the guy at the front door, the guys
with the machine guns.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, that sounds like a Sopranos thing.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, interesting, but I believe it was. It was it.
Josh pointed out that you're not concerned about the system
of justice getting No.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
No, I think the FBI and everybody should lay back
now and just let things This will solve itself.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Let the fellas that, let the fellows work it out. Yeah,
someone figure it out. Yeah, it could be good.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
The NBA looks terrible because didn't the guy who is
the player that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Was Rosier, Yeah, guy from Miami.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, they had already investigated him and found nothing. They said, oh, no,
he's good. And then of course the FBI comes on
and says no.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
The deeper question is when a guy's making twenty seven
million bucks a year, why is he dicking around?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Right, It's not about money. It's about the thrill. It's
about juice.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, it's about getting the good.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Charles Party said, it's because they're stupid.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Where's that?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yes, check, you're right. The action is the Jews, that's right.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And you know when a true gambler, when he when
he gambles and wins or loses, he'll think I didn't
win one hundred bucks, I should have bet five hundred
and then I would have won that. They always concentrate
on what they could have bet. They even when they win,
I should have bet more.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Now we have some interesting stuff coming up in the news,
a scientific explanation coming up of something we've talked about
quite a bit involving coffee. You'll be uh, but Joe, Yeah,
thirty white. In this case, a couple of fluffy.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
They're making coffee out of dogs.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
What know, they're making coffee out of cat poop.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh, Fluffy, Fluffy the cat. You're right, you have a
dog named Fluffy.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm concerned that's a cat named You have a Pomeranian
name Talk to me or Havenes or whatever the hell? Yeah, Cash, everybody.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Has as a kid named Fluffy, a nickname, probably a
given name.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Are you kidding, look at look at contemporary culture. Of
course they're idiots out.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
There, Flufflors, There are idiots out there.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I mean, if anyone ever thought there that people were smart,
they got to open up a newspaper.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
That brings up Gabriel and Galacios. They call him fluffy.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Sure, yeah, oh he's great. Is there a nicer guy
on to the earth? That's amazing?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
There is not? What a sweet guy and funny that's
what That's what counts U In any event, You'll see
what I mean when I tell you what's going on there. Also,
I did a little bit of research over the weekend.
I found something interesting. Anybody know what bum fuzzle means?
I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's where you take a homeless person and you shave them. No,
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
And this is the category from mental floss of words
that sound fake but are real, because I mean, let's
face it, bum fuzzle. It sounds like the last name
of a guy in a Charles Dickens novel, it.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Does, or something in Harry Potter.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Yeah, it sounds like somebody trying not to say bf
when they really you know what I'm saying, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Bum fuzzle apparently means to confuse, perplex or fluster, which
makes perfect sense. The example they give this year's corn
maze was so complex it bum fuzzled visitors. It also
sounds like something that an amorous couple that time of
the month. She says, they're just give me the old
bum fuzzle. My gosh, give me the high hard. Yeah,
(11:01):
there's a kid out there named bum Fuzzle.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah this isn't funny. Guys.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, they're me, but I predict his parents are going
to get shot by young bum Fuzzle. Uh. Well, let's
see now, what a little sports preview over there?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Uh, Game three of the World Series tonight. It's all
tied up at the Game of Peace. We had a
Sunday night football game, and I hope you had the Packers.
Andy's happy they beat the Steelers last night in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
He was there. He's on a plane right now. He
was up all night.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh I think I saw him on TV and yeah,
he's Oh that was yeah, that wasn't that wasn't you.
That's this is uncomfortable. To thirty five to twenty five
your final. Last night, the Giants are up upset, and
rightfully so. One of their rookies got injured over the weekend.
It could have been Scataboo. That's his last name, Cam Scataboos,
(11:52):
and that scataboos sounds like a word that was fake
but isn't.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yep, skataboo.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I would have bet any amount of money that you
would have mentioned scat something about Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I was gonna saying with scataboo sounds like what you
do on Halloween when you take poop in a bag
and set it on fire in someone's doorstack.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I gave him the old scatbatboo boo boo. The joke
is they come out and stop it out. I meant
Brian Kelly got fired and yeah he has a big
buy out, I'll tell you how much. And other sports
coming up, including no bungee for a bungee jump. Oh boy,
that just sounds like falling to me. Well, it's there's
(12:29):
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Speaker 2 (12:30):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
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the package right behind me, sure so the camera could
see it. I had took them on Friday because I
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Nice dude, Yeah, put the Grabby's on him.
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Huh yeah, I guess. So we'll have to get another pair. Sorry.
I want to have my new boots comfortable, so at
least I do wear them. Coming up, comedian Dave Dyer,
We have an update from the Love.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
And were you making a big deal last week about
reviewing things on am Amazon?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yes, he reviewed.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I reviewed something and I got a letter from Amazon back.
We have an email as someone has compiled all your
reviews and uh oh it starts with you can almost
hear the disdain in his writing.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So you've reviewed other products? Yeah, is my sunglasses review there?
Oh yes, oh yes, I didn't know they read of
that one.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh they printed five or six. Here, we'll have them.
Good listener emails coming up, yes, sir, oh.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, that should be fun.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
We have that.
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And we have a huge dung news coming up this morning.
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Speaker 1 (16:20):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. Don't don't
what is this? Is this a samba?
Speaker 8 (16:32):
It's a tequila ripoff as well.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
There's hat godwould hey, chicks, he was afraid to play dragnet,
but I'll play this tequila rip.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
He's a he's a enigma, a rip, it's a tribute.
There is a distinct difference.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yes, you're right, chick, We get the prize packed sports
test prize pick sports Tests, make your picks at Price Picks.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
There's Tom Hello, Thank you very much, chick. You missed
quite a few interesting stories, missed a lot. Uh. Were
you here for the one about the the the the
new product from Kim Kardashian. Were you here for that?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Something about fake hair on you pair of panties that
comes with fake pubic here.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Sold out, can't get it. Sold out tried to buy
you guys.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
So I was at dinner then the night at dinner
the night with some friends. Yes, and uh that came up.
And uh, turns out one of the couples they walked
into their daughter's bedroom and there was a pair of
those sitting right there.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh, no kidding, any any reason given, And they chose
to share that at dinner came up.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, but was she a younger girl?
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No, no, no, of college.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
But still it might have been a joke or something.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I think that was all coming up and yeah, where
I'm on the outside, that would be that would be
very funny, doesn't everybody. But we did have an interesting
story while you were going, involving determinations of the of
the male member based on one's uh, the morphology of
(18:09):
the well, for God's sake, smile, Okay, it's based on
your smile. The the morphology exposed.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
It wasn't experience in a wide manner. I'll bet I'm
a little surprised to see you this morning, you know
the time when well, I'm glad to be better, like
thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It was, uh, the size of the male genitalia based
on the size of the smile. And it's called the
hung smile theory.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
So the bigger the smile, the bigger the thing.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yes, And it started with someone named Stephen Brenland on TikTok.
So you can imagine the legitimacy of the medical claims
that appear on TikTok. As a general rule, according to
the Internet, such actors as Hugh Jackman, Henry Cavell, Uh
and Evan Peters of the American Horror Story series are
(19:11):
well known for their well hungness and their Their facial
expressions are used as the smile. And for example, now
I believe we have an example from this show. Uh,
you'll see there's a I'm on the left there hotel.
Those smiles who may be well hung. Now do we
(19:32):
have the look insane? Well, do we have the zombie
version of this? There we go.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
We have to post this.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
That's from our friend Ronald mcduffin. That's that's that's why
he was kind.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
To you and your hair there, Pat gave me. That's glorious.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton there, but we both look dead.
Those are those are some good zombie zombie in any event.
By the way, doctor Rena Malik has stated that there
is no expression, posture or gesture that correlates with the
size of the male member. So don't be fooled. It's
(20:16):
not a thing. But Pat has chosen to put it
to music.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Pats are overflowing, put on a smiley face. The bulch
is always showing. Put on a big d face. But
if you're a hung lager hamster fake them out with
a smile. Ladies will say, damn, sir, I'll about your packing.
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Like that guy in the Green Mile.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
If you have a stub like Ken Jong, put on
a well hung face, a tiny dingklisher small dog still,
put on a big d face. Let your olive hag
and nothing. You have a big wang, so put on
a well hung face.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Uh you know what that's based on? Put on a
happy face from guys and dolls. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I know it was a play. I'm not sure what
divan Dick van Dyke saying it?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Pauland and by Birdie? Is that by by Birdie?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah huh. But we did have a letter writer point
out that, uhh Unfortunately for pat hamsters, I have proportionally
larger testicles compared to their body size.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Just the testicles.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, uh huh, that's weird. This is, according to this
news account, especially notable in the Golden Hamsters, where the
testes appear quite large. The hamsters produced an enormous quantity
of sperm.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
They have a lot of babies too.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, well that's probably why.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Have you seen the hamster baby? Those things are hideous.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
There are no hair penis.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
It looks like dead birds or something. Yeah, thank you, Pat,
I got a nice letter. You were busy over the weekend.
Nice show.
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Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right, I love my sleep.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
This comes to us from mister Webb.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I wonder if it's Jack. It's not Jack Web, It's
not Jackweb.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Well, I'm pretty sure it might be.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
It's Zach Web because we have to do something slightly off.
That's what Tom rat lawyers. I enjoy that you won't
play Tom, but I'm dumb, but you'll play.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
One of them.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's bears.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
We also found out we haven't gotten this deep dude.
Last week we got all it was crazy. I don't
know how long it actually goes the whole song?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
How long is it do you have to star wars?
Speaker 11 (23:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I get's the nuts. This is wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It says twenty one minutes. That can't be the prison.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Let's see this.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
This is from mister Webb.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
He goes. I took my wife, Judy Oh to see
Pat Godwin Saturn at a Mason City limits on her
money back. I've been watching you guys since the mid eighties.
My wife had never seen or heard Pat.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I've never seen her laugh so hard. She'd love to
hear her name.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
And car in Oh, I see part of the Springsteen Okay.
She told me if Pat ever plays in the Peoria area,
we're going to go see his show. He has a
new number one fan. All right, it's very sweet. That
is very nice.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
So is the town you come from? This to the
car you drove something? You go on automatic pilot, don't
you love? Absolutely?
Speaker 12 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Now I've got a letter here about us seeing Dave Dire.
Should I save that for when he calls today? Yeah? Okay? Good.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Are we gonna act like he's here if he calls?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Or can we just there wasn't mentioned that Pat, Dave
Dier and Greg Han are going to be in Green Bay?
Is that next Saturday? Saturday? Which should be the next Saturday?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
No, that'd be this Saturday.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
This Saturday?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Is this Saturday? Don't try to spind it made next Saturday.
Confrom next Saturday coming up?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
No, that's this Saturday. But do you call Friday? You
call tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Next November first?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Right, yes, November one?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Okay, there Saturday it is okay.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Well, well you mean to tell me tomorrow's not next Tuesday. Yeah,
that's the next tuesday, according is logic, tomorrow's next Tuesday.
Speaker 13 (24:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'll see you next Tuesday. When does that? Never mind?
We'll just move forward here.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Do you have any letters over there?
Speaker 9 (24:58):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I oh?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
No, that that's not right. Uh, Dear Bob and Tom show.
This is from Bradley. On Friday Show, Tom mentioned his
review of the fig Newman's.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I got as. I bought six boxes of them because
I like them so much, but they arrived really stale.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So you thought, yes, you'd bring them into us. I
only brought Yeah, I brought some of them in here.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
I did.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I don't put up one box that was I didn't
think they'd all be still, But as it happened, Miss
Hooker turned them into a delightful pie crust.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
That was amazing.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
They actually allow you to find Tom's other Amazon reviews
online if you do a quick search dot dot dot.
Bradley continues a personal opinion here from Bradley. You can
hear the disdain in the writing. Oh, no doubt among
the gems. Does it have the sunglasses in there? A
(25:58):
pair of sunglasses from Thomas. They may look like ray
Van's on the internet.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Don't be fool.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
These are five dollars drug store quality sunglasses.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
They're awful.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Don't try. No one star. Oh you can't give zero.
If you can't, I don't know how. And then it
doesn't give the product, but it does not include the
cord to recharge. Two stars. What did you order that
didn't have a chord?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
God, I don't know. Whatever it was. I was pissed
it up.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
I don't think this is a guy who says I
never make I know, ever review things.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
You ever leave positive reviews? No, well I'm not here. No.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I don't like the fact I got one from UH
this last week and they said they're going to publish it. No,
it was from a car dealer. I don't want my
name out there. I was going to give it a
five star review all the way through, but I don't
want my He said they're going to put your email
in there. Yeah, oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Review something. If you read the fine.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
The I'm not. I don't want my email out there.
I got enough morons emailing me.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Hey, I can text you instead, we email you a lot.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Your honor.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I rest my case you. Evidently you have me blocked
on your email because I can't get through anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
But I got another one of those things this morning.
If I don't, if I don't pay this fine today,
they're taking away my driver's license, I'll just pay it.
Can we find these people and every Friday night burn
them at the steak Live? I would be I light
the match. You're getting good.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I got something that said my my garbage truck needed
to be reregistered with the state or my don't be
taken away. Well, I hope you paid the fine.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
This is great. I mean this building I can start
disallowing dump privileges for certain staff.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Well, we're not going to fire you, but your dump
privileges are gone. I've gotten some text recently. Once a
week now I get these sects that are kind of
mean because it's you should see the new Auburn wig
we have for you. Oh, it's all about wigs. Every
week I'm getting a text someone wants to sell where
you are.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
And wigs. Do you get the one about this is
the this is the tax season, which I don't think
it is. This is the tax season. We've got a
fifty thousand dollars loan already approved for you.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I get that. I get that every couple of days.
Every day.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, terrifying. There has to be a wig. And then
when you press that button that says report, Yeah, yeah,
I feel like you're actually it's triple these please is
really what you're is that?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Is that also a scam?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
It seems like it. No serious do we need? If
we need to catch just three or four of these
people and literally burn them at the stake on live television,
I think that might discourage this dramatic Just say I.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Got one yesterday. Hi, I'm Sady of westaff Are you
still open for work? And I replied, Hello, I am
Balzac of NORKLM. If he is good, I'm always open
for opportunity.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
What are you doing now? No, I said, not delivered,
So they must have been pulled off the uh your report, John?
Speaker 8 (29:27):
See, But they don't even let you have fun. I
know it's a time to have Isn't there.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
A thing where they want you to answer and say
anything because they can ai your voice and enter your
bank accounts or something. Yeah, you're not supposed to say
anything because I mean the tenant everyone I want to
answer and go. By the way, I'm a wizard and
I'm cursing you and all of your family members. You're
all going to die of cancer in the next month.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Wow, terrible wizard. They deserve it. Didn't that or that
or death by fire? Either one?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
What?
Speaker 9 (29:59):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
What?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
They're disturbing me? I get it? More Less emails coming
up brought to you by sleep Number and another song
from Patty g one of the ones that Chick missed.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Some Delight, And I have a question coming up about
gay dating. Okay, yes, not just dating, but gay dating. Yes,
it just does particularly do with gay men dating.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, okay is this based on something I saw yesterday? Okay, yeah,
all right, apparently you weren't watching football.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
There are no gay men who like football. You're right.
All those tight white pants prants are welcome to fun
with stereotypes.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Today we're gonna who's awful.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
At running bicycles? Well, let's see and driving? How about
those people?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
By the way, I had that stereotype reinforced. I'm not
going to say where I was. I was in front
of an Asian restaurant. The oh.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, I haven't been going long enough obviously, time to
get back.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
To the good news is apparently it's a good Asian
restaurant because the uh as that's what you want to
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That? Was?
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(33:00):
Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More
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Speaker 12 (33:05):
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or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
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Speaker 2 (33:13):
We are the musers on the pod. So far we've
discussed people we love.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I didn't tell you guys.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Cuban emailed pretty weary.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Well, no, that's not things we love.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Got way into typewriters. How many typewriters do you own?
Let's not podcast an estimate.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's time to get really down and dirty.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Podcast and forget to promote it on social media. So
what is our podcast about? Or whatever? We feel like?
Speaker 11 (33:39):
The musers the podcast follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, think O'Reilly Auto Parts for
all your carcare needs. Get the parts and service you
need fast from the professional parts people of the Riley
Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the Like Insurance News Desk, Hey,
thank you. There's Pat Godwin.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Hey, there's Josh Arnold.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Ay.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
There there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm chick.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
The first face I look for in the last one
I find, it's ah my buddy. We can't read all
of the letters you send us, why not take more
time to take more time than we had.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Two issues time constraints, of course, and secondly, sometimes they're
really good but just inappropriate. Noah, yeah, yeah, this one
is a great letter from a great place, Albany, Oregon.
H and thank you Joel for taking the time to write.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
They must get Albany, New York's mail.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Oh it's very scary, and thank you. I can't say
much about it except it does involve what a table saw?
Oh mine? All right, what are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
All right, so I think, chick, what let me you?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
You chose to read a letter that you can't tell
us anything about other than a table. Yeah, that's enough.
Speaker 8 (35:02):
You'll have to walk around going high wonder whereas it's
just not a fair thing to do to us or
the listener.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
No, now, people, it's probably imaginations are worried when he
cut his hand off or his penis.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Yeah, yeah, his balls got caught in it.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
The problem is the dream does involve something that might
take place in a wood show.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
Oh it's more dream talk. I'm fine with you not
reading it, but no, that's no, that's the problem. It's
not just the dream.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
It actually happened.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, he is.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
He still alive.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
The other aspect of it is it involves a real
X ray. I'll put it this way. This involves table
tables on his ass. Table saw an X ray from
an oral surgeon. That's enough.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Everybody got enough to know.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Okay, good piece of wood, Thank you, Thank you, Joel.
I'm not gonna expect Dear Bob and Tom show.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Uh. This is a report from Friday show. I was
not here, so I'll get caught up. I look to
see if any Canadian citizens are on the twenty twenty
five Toronto Blue Jays. You guys were talking about.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
This because when they won the World Series the first time,
there were no Canadian right.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Blad Guerrero Junior was born in Montreal, Quebec to be
near his mother, who was from Montreal, and Blad is
the only Canadian citizen currently on the team. Gotcha, there
you go. That's cool. And here's a picture in two
thousand and three of Vlad Guerrero Junior as adorable as anything,
(36:37):
and his dad, Blad Guerrero Senior. Oh my god, my
dad played for the Expos And there's Junior hitting home
runs now, for the love it Blue Jays. Isn't that
great wonder? He's a cute old fellow.
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Remember remember the jingle for exposed sixty seven doors? I
do not.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I'd love to hear it, though, because I got wrapped
up in something about Weekly Reader books.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I like the They had the thing called habitat I'm
supposed to be the future of architecture, and it was
this really cool stack.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I was only ten and sixty seven, so I didn't
notice much other than I found my penis something like that.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Oh my gosh, well.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah, I bet yeah, you knew it was a peeing thing,
but yeah, I pete through it got the hang of that.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Anything I mentioned somehow, I'd like to apologize.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Like, you're not potty trained?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Is that what you're telling us?
Speaker 8 (37:27):
Well, I hope so for now, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
wait for those days. The circle the circle of life.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Are you guys don't dribble a little bit when you
sneeze your.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
Cough Like, yeah, I mean there's a ton of shaking
that has to go on, a lot of shaking going
right now.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
And then when I go to the bathroom and I
really have to go, and then I stand there like
I'm waiting for a bus. I got that going on?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Oh any one, As one age is, the shaking eventually
evolves into slapping in a the wall just to get
that last well, you know, just me, Okay, shake it
more than.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I thought you were blessed enough to sort of siphon
the last bit?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Whoa deep too? Okay, more letters than anyone, I've got.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
It, dear Bob in top show what in God's name
happened on Monday? On Sunday Night football last night? The
Pittsburgh Steeler uniforms. It looks like a Halloween costume I
wore when I was growing up. I said, Mom, I
want to be the Bumblebee from Transformers. And that's what
(38:38):
they arrived at. Look at that, just in the top
and then the pants. The pants look like the color
of Claricyl And you can tell his religion.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Is that what that is down there?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
That is a mini mini zoom in on that.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Those are tight. I guess I get close. That's that's
something I'll that's like a No, that's his.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
It's not a piece of it's not a fabric of
some kind. It's a thing of snuff. I hope you
guys are seeing this on YouTube. This is the wildest
thing we've ever done.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Right now, those are the ugliest color.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Of pants I've ever seen, almost nude.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
I do not match that shirt.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
No, But the reason they do this is this is
a simple What is it they get to sell? You
want to get the cool?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Well, now here's a throwback jersey. Here's the Steelers jerseys
from last year. I think the throwbacks or the year before.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Those are really bumbably that looks like a Rugby shirt.
And then we also I think the very broad horizontal
stripes with huge numbers.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Now my least favorite are the Giants. They're red and
blue with kind of a Michigan wolverine helmet going on that.
That's another throwback there, those are see the wings on
the helmet, the pants too, What is That's a New
York Giant from back in that.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I wear white high socks with a big strike and
those also look like Rugby a little bit. Yeah, and
did you see the ones? Was it not San Diego anymore?
The other Chargers and they all yellow? Yeah, a real
couple sun days ago.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Chargers have great uniforms, the powder blue and yeah, they're
really cool.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
I wonder if if anyone's done a study of does
that have any effect on the game if the teams
have sort of similar In other words, when you're out
there and you're a quarterback and these guys are about
trying to kill you coming at you, is it always
easy to tell which guys are on your side?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I think it's primarily. I would think helmet colors would
cause you more.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I wonder, but I'm just wanted the problem quarterbacks have
if they yeah, if they decide, okay, I'm looking for helmets.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Right, I would think have to, especially the shorter quarterback.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I think I mentioned this in the airline. I heard
the funniest thing. It was an interview. Uh it was
a podcast interview, and the interviewer and the guy he
was interviewing had exactly the same voice, and it was
so busy. I wanted to write him a note going, hey, fellas,
identify yourself before he talks. I don't know who's talking.
(41:20):
It was very, very odd. Unfortunately, all of our voices
sound different, right.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I guess you and I are kind of close. Really,
I get that every now and then. But that's why
I try to whind so much. So it's you, don't
I hear pat and Christy sound like.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That whine went right to my throat.
It was almost like an SNL skit with the guy
answering his own questions. It's really funny. Uh, let's get back.
Oh wait a minute, we got to take a break here,
and coming up we have update from the Louver. I
(42:02):
heard a guy.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
I have my own theory I'd like to share with you.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Are you going to talk about the pronunciation of louver
called I heard that too?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Who said that?
Speaker 5 (42:11):
And that's wrong?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Guy yesterday on NPR.
Speaker 8 (42:13):
Never now and again I'll hear a slight yeah, what
do you mean, like a louver kind of yeah, But
I don't.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I don't. I get kind of are in there, but
I don't. I don't like it when mister Louver louverra though,
when someone who say is of Mexican heritage, when they
get to the name of the city, they pronounce it
in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
San Diego or no.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
But yeah, I don't know. I just find that mildly irritating.
We don't suddenly go well alive from Perry. We have well.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I heard you to you guys pronounced Quebec. I was
going to say, Tom and christ you are guilty of this.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
It's Quebec.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
No, it's Quebec.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
We're sitting with Quebec. I believe the the English way
to pronounce that is Quebec, the French ways.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Then why is the French ways? I'm American Quebec. How
did you say pronounce que back?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Notre Dame? Not Notre Dame. Here in the States, Yes.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
It's mile and Michigan not Milan. You're wrong all of these.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Well, I'll bet you. And it's and it's Roocheville, Indiana.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
It was the Rio grand not the Rio Grande. When
I lived in Albuquerque.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
That Waima, Ohio, not Lima.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
That's alright, it's a rile grand, Rio grande.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
It's not pronounced b red, it's bored.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
More fun with words coming up.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Lord, it's not pronounced ashole, it's not. But these are
the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Speaker 12 (43:52):
Got a comment to share textast eight eight eight two
six two eight sixty six one.
Speaker 11 (43:58):
This is the Bob and Toms shoe.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Incredible, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee, who's
mad at me just from that second, I am, well, yeah,
we can't go forward unless somebody's mad at somebody. Ideally
everyone's mad at everybody, but we can't con.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Will you please continue the intro. There's Pat Godway Hello,
uh there please, I've got there to it myself.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Jeff osc is that Anon a headache commercial? There's Josh Arnold,
he's at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's
a Cosby I'm chick Wighee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Well,
how about that big time sponsors over here? Hello?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Tom uh?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Now it's time to stand corrected.
Speaker 8 (44:55):
At Oh boy, what did I say?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
That was wrong?
Speaker 7 (44:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
No, I did. I was surprised because we've been hearing
a lot about the museum robbery in Paris, because it's
so cool and it's like something out of a movie.
There is an update. They rested a couple of guys.
But I heard a gay call it the louverra. I
thought I thought it was just a louver so I
looked up the official broadcast pronouncer. Okay, what does it say,
(45:19):
Christy Lee, it's louverra. I had I But in French talk,
don't they They don't like consonants in French talk.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Well, they kind of softened the r a little bit, Louver.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
And then they spit what I And while we're at it,
coming up later on this today we have a news story.
A tragedy. Really, some douchebag sets his Porsche on fire.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
That is a tragedy.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
What a waste, such a good car.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I have my own theory about it. It is pronounced, yes,
who robbed the Louver? I believe we have a picture.
If you get this, you can see you maybe that,
of course, is Sir Charles Panther, the Pink Litton remember
(46:10):
says that that's right.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
We've been watching the Pink Panther movies. They're so fun.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Kato, cancel the attack, Kato.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Now we were talking a little bit about sports, and
Chick had the the throwback uniforms of the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
They're all very pretty much, I all account hideous.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Have you seen the the throwback uniforms of the Baltimore Ravens.
They just dress up as the Browns.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
They went way back. That's that's actually. You know. The
Titans wore the Houston Oilers. Yes, and they got they
got some blowback from Houston or somebody they were upset
that they were doing that. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Somewhat at the high end of the National Football League
doesn't have a sense of humor? Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
How dare you?
Speaker 8 (46:56):
I watched no football yesterday. I did what most red
blooded American men do. I went to the movies. Oh,
a local theater was showing Creature from the Black Lagoon
in three D?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Tom, Tom, would you go with me? I would love
to see that over It was one day only and
it was awesome. It was a lot of fun. Did
you get the glasses?
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Oh? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Now is this why you have your question about gay dating?
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (47:24):
So there were about ten people in the theater or so,
and some of them gay, and I yes, there was
a There were two dudes, handsome, my age, well dressed right,
you know, none of those things suggest absolutely gay, but
a good indicator. Sculpted bodies. I couldn't tell their physiques
(47:46):
through their clothing.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
Did they sit next to each other?
Speaker 1 (47:48):
They did, right next to each disposable income, so there
was no could he tell the story before I turn
off your MIC's.
Speaker 8 (47:56):
So they're sitting a couple of rows ahead into the
right and they're talking a little bit m hm, and
you know, they're talking loud enough to where I can hear. Okay,
they are, they are acquainted, but they are. They are
also kind of getting to know each other. So back
a first date, right and so, but I'm still not
assuming they're gay. I'm just but that does kind of
go Oh, I wonder if this is a date or
(48:17):
if they're just buddies who are new friends or whatever.
Movie plays. It's fantastic. The movie ends, everybody leaves. I'm
I go to the restroom, and I see that one
of the gentlemen is outside the restroom, clearly waiting for
the other one.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Okay, now I go in.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
The other one is at a urinal and I'm a
stall urinator, right because some because sometimes I get shot.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
So I uh am in the door close? No, now,
I just in the stall. The door is open.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but I'm paying. Pants down to your knees, No,
of course not. Now, who's mike needs to so.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
So I'm paying.
Speaker 8 (48:57):
We both wash our hands afterwards, and then uh as
as I exit, I notice the other guy then goes
into the bathroom and the second and the dude who
peed first is now waiting.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
So he didn't want to be and in my head.
Speaker 8 (49:13):
I went, I think this is a sign that they
are gay and on a pretty first, second, or third date,
they didn't want to pee at the same time, you think,
But I want to know from gay our gay man.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
That's interesting. They didn't want to see each others.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
No, No, I think that they didn't even want to
hear it. They didn't want to be in.
Speaker 5 (49:32):
The right guys and girls bathroom to go.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
I want, but two buddies will go be it. That's
the fifth date. I think that's the standard is before
you but if Pat and I leave a movie, we
both go. So I I just want to know from
gay men, is that a thing that maybe you would
do on a first or second date is not pee
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at the same time because it.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Would be too forward.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
Maybe maybe maybe man number two had to go number
two and so he was waiting for it to clear
out so you could go.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, you certainly wouldn't want to do that on a
first day.
Speaker 13 (50:10):
Harvey.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Okay, Harvey, I'm gonna need a book of names here.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Let's say, chick and I, you and I leave a
movie theater, the movie's over.
Speaker 8 (50:17):
I have to peek.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
You have to go number two pretty badly? Do you
wait for me first? I don't know. No, I do
my business.
Speaker 8 (50:27):
Yeah, I try anyway, So gay man, please chime in.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Okay, did you notice one popcorner too?
Speaker 2 (50:35):
None?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
They did not have popcorn or a soda?
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, so which I do that a lot of the theater.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (50:45):
I can't also a movie popcorn?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Mostly I have a soda though, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Oh, well you're making you're making that kind of money
you can pay for a soda at a movie theater.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah, and you know who's it is?
Speaker 2 (51:01):
All of you. And here's what I mean.
Speaker 8 (51:03):
There was a time when movie theater prices started going
up and up, and you all could have said, we're
not doing it, we are not paying these margins. But no,
you let it happen. We took it, and so now
we the younger generations have to suffer.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
That is a lot of popcorn for eight bucks, but
it like eight cents for that popcorn. I'm paying like
seven fifty for a soda. It's crazy. But if you
didn't do that, pretty soon they aren't going to be
any movie theaters.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
So yeah, no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
God bless them for staying open for a while.
Speaker 8 (51:40):
And I was really happy to see that there were
at least like ten people at one thirty oh on
on an NFL Sunday seeing Creature, because I want things
like that time.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah, but I tell you what, the Colts did so
well that during they have that scene and Creature from
the Black Lagoon where they cut to the Colts and
they score again.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
No, no, again.
Speaker 8 (51:59):
My point is there have been outrage. Yeah, now did
your date did? Did he think that we're good?
Speaker 5 (52:09):
His?
Speaker 8 (52:10):
He he, I asked him, but he had something in
his mouth at the time, and he popcorn trick again,
had to go okay his answer with a mouthful of
milk duds. Let's move forward. Three D three D excellent,
and I'd never seen a black and white three D either. Yeah, color,
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how did they do three D?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
After the fact? Yeah, what do you mean? Was that
originally filmed in three Yeah? That was an original because
the photography in that movie is amazing, Yeah, really great
underwater photography. Yeah. And the guy that played the creature
just died a few years ago. And when was that
made fifty something?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah, that's like fifty six or fifty four or something.
What if they didn't have great special effects. What if
the guy who played the creature that's what he looked like, right,
had hideously misshapen face. Oh, look like a creature.
Speaker 8 (53:04):
Remember when you would get the three D glasses like
in the newspaper, and then that Friday night you would
like watch the I It never worked for me. Yeah,
it never really worked. I think it's because we only
had a black and white TV, and you probably had
to have a color TV if you had blue glasses. Yes, yeah,
I sat there for two hours watch a black and
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white going These three D effects are horrible.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
I had no idea. Yeah, now, before we get back
to sports, before we get back to sports, we you
missed this one, chick.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
You're not a fan of jazz. I wouldn't say that.
I would say I like good jazz. I don't like
Kitty Kat on a keyboard jazz or whatever you're listening to.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
It's too busy, too busy. It's it's the great Ray
Bryant trio.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Like Miles maybe Bird Parker and you know man.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Nope, a little bit of angelized from them out the
Ray Bryant Trio. You don't love this I don't love this. Oh,
the guy's a genius. The reason I bring it up
you missed this news story about the farm called uh
in your favorite place in England, the smith Hills Open Farm. Yes,
they brought in a band to play jazz for the
dairy cows.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
A whole band.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
They couldn't just pipe in music off the.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Really, hey, look for the it's good for the players
get nothing better than live music.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, I bet, I bet your typical jazz musicians joined
the hell out of that.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Hey, give us a gig, they get paid.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
There was no reason given if it was helpful for
the animal, there was no reason.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah, the story was.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
I think they just wanted to be on the news
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
But we got a letter about it. Oh let's see,
you know, here we go, Dear Bob and Tom Show,
writes Chris, currently driving a truck in Montana. Beautiful spot,
he says, you guys were talking about those cows.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
You don't know, beautiful spot in Montana. It might be
the it could be the eight mile of Montana. Not
all gorgeous in Montana. It's like anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
He's a trucker, so eventually he's going to come to
a beautiful in Montana. I will give you that. I
contend that in large part it's very There's probably a
landfill somewhere that might not be attractive smelling, but they
call it big Sky country. But I get back to
my point, he goes, I can't remember exactly which day
it was. Last week you guys were talking about the
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beautiful cow music. I'm a night shift truck driver cow music. Tom,
how did you miss the obvious punchline? The cow jazz
bend had one hell of a horn section? I apologize.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Did you hear that silence?
Speaker 2 (55:46):
I don't think cows have horns?
Speaker 1 (55:48):
No, I don't think I'll do bulls.
Speaker 5 (55:49):
Don't they bulls?
Speaker 2 (55:51):
I long horns.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
I know the most about comedy in this room, and
I'm gonna allow it. How about this? Maybe you love Veto? Okay,
I try again. I suggested last week that they were
playing Miles Davis kind of move.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
On that sound, kind of blue and kind of moon. No,
I'm not going to allow it. How about Coltrane Colran
live at Herdland.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
Instead of Birdland heard Land.
Speaker 7 (56:22):
No, No, I know.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
These are the second time I had no idea so
much longed to be in.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
That's so much. Sometimes it's about the moves you don't make.
Oh I said, Actually it's about the cows you don't milk.
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No, there's a Glenn joke to be made too. What
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Speaker 11 (58:36):
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Speaker 2 (59:47):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick. Are we gonna delve into the
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Speaker 1 (59:52):
Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Uh Chris
in Boise, Idaho. Just wanted this und you a picture
of my puppy dog. Oh boy, we always welcome these. Uh.
He is a Sharpey. They are amazing family members. This
is the sexy look from the sharp All.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
He's on a chair with the one paw casually and
you can zoom in on that hog, will you?
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
That's probably Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
That's a nice boudoir photo. There's no reason to be shy.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Doesn't say hello to Lambeau. And you see the green
and gold pigs? Do want to squeeze his face? Do
you want to squez his face?
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Don't want to squeeze?
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
They were super popular in the early eighties and then
kind of fell off. Yeah, well I think they get
used infections in the gorgeous little doggie. That's a beautiful shot.
Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
What what?
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Nothing?
Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
Okay, you guys may have noticed in the green room
there's something new. That's right. I bought us all a
new toaster.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
It really cool toaster that we've been using since I
got here is a completely useless.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Now what what brought you to this dismal end?
Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
The fact that it would not toast my bread no
matter how high I cranked up the knob just wouldn't
do it. It's like you put it in and there
was a guy in there who just went.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
And then wow.
Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
So I have this new toaster, and it came with
this incredible guide of how to use the toaster, which
it's fairly self explanatory to You can first fill the
tub with water.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
But look at this.
Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
It has pictures that correspond to the levels of the
toaster of how light or how dark you may want
your toast, and.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
It really goes all the way.
Speaker 8 (01:01:47):
Yeah, so you have level one to level six. I
wonder how accurate that is, and I was, I'm gonna
guess pretty accurate.
Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
I'm surprised that one side's different than the other.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Isn't that interesting? I just want you to know both.
I mean, they're not so different.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Oh, so it shows icy. So it shows when you
put a piece of toast inside A will look like this,
inside B like this, And so the side on side
B is significantly more toasted. I don't know, it's not significant,
significantly more toasted at all. Look look at the top
one flake.
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
How can you look at that picture and say something
so stupid. Let's compare it to human flesh.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Nothing.
Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
No, people were legitimately fired from radio shows for doing it.
I'm just trying to I don't know if you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Remember that got back in time just for the end.
That's exciting. But I was curious as to what your
levels might be and I know this is visual, but level.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Two, everything beyond level two is believe it or not,
I was behind.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I'm a three man, I like three.
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Yeah I'm not.
Speaker 8 (01:02:52):
I'm I'm a two or three, but I would if
I will eat level four, I will too.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Did you did you just hear Tom? Listen to him.
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
We we give our preferences for Toad and he says, no.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
If you were at a restaurant and they brought you
a b l T that was that is in effect black.
Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
In effect black now is what he's saying.
Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Even level six isn't black because it is h Well,
it's blacker than my shirt. Got a blue shirts.
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I'm just thankfully said shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Christy, what are you?
Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
I'm between a two and a three, probably lean toward a.
Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
But you know what, you make a good point, Tom,
for a bl T, I'm closer to a one. Yeah,
yeah for that, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
I am going to say I'm curious about the one
I'd like to try.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
And well, we get that's the thing, we get to
try all these.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
I like three, but I'm one curious.
Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
That's what I am. What brand of a toaster is
this uh workhorse of the industry that your Hamilton Beach.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Then this is your elite gourmet. Elite gourmet. Oh, let
me let me ask you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
What did you pay for this baby? I think like forty?
Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Now when you put bread in there, do you have
to push a lever down to get your bread started?
Never force foods into the toasting?
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Have you have you used it yet?
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
No? I just got I brought it in the box today.
Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Don't you have one like it at home?
Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Oh? I thought you bought it because you have one
at home.
Speaker 10 (01:04:29):
That you like.
Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
The one at home is fine. Why did you buy
this one?
Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Because the one that we have here was not toasted.
It was not toasted. Now Jeff found that it was
toasting his pop tarts just fine.
Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Yeah, but what made you choose this.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
This model?
Speaker 11 (01:04:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:04:45):
It was modern and sleek yet affordable. Okay, it is,
it is, It's very sleek.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
It say where it was manufactured. I'm just curious your
mother's ass. Is that a city in Michigan? I think
it might must be. I'm just curious how much how
much asbestos the Chinese put in? Exactly that, when heated,
infuses your toast and eventually causes extraordinarily painful death of myasthenia.
Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
It's called You can put bagels in it as well.
It's good for that. And I made sure I got
the right thing.
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Do you ever get the garlic bread in the like?
It's called New York garlic bread or something, the Yellow
and Red box. You know, you could put a slice
of garlet bread in your toaster and bang, it's just
like toast.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
No, all that butter in there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Oh yeah, it's really good. Garlic cheese. The cheese on
it too, that'll melt and get me toasted. It's still
very edible.
Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Do you take your toaster every now and then and
pick it up and upside down and shake it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I have a Uh, you don't have enough crumbs in
your hair? Why are you doing that?
Speaker 8 (01:05:57):
So mine does not need to be turned to I
can remove the tray and shake that out and then
put the tray back in.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
This has that as well. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
If I have a toaster, I don't know. You must
if I have a toaster.
Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Do you have a toaster oven?
Speaker 9 (01:06:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
I don't think a toast is one of life's great simple.
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Night combined toaster, oven, air, fryer, grill, it's all in one.
Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Got the air for you guys. So I have been
that best best kitchen purchase I've made ever wind cooker. Please,
that's what we call it.
Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
I'm sure you do.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
That's what you call excuse me, set up, set up
with okay, joke will But you know I I don't
have to push my bread down when I put it
in a paster. Am I just put it in the slots?
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
And this one I didn't go.
Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
I didn't spend that much, so that must have been
made by me.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Go with the three hundred dollars toast less.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
By the way, I have a very nice Yeah, what's
that company?
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
I was mack, that is that is a brand and
they are very nice. And I went to what is
it called airbnb and they had one of those. I
took a picture of it because it made me howl
with laughter.
Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Alto and Gabana even has a Smeg toaster.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
How much that is? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:07:17):
I paid thirty four to ninety nine for this and
it's the It is the analog. It says so here,
so check you must have the.
Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
But no, you know. In my defense, the other day,
I was saying I liked the car that I have
now because it has real buttons, And there was a
big article I think it was in the Wall Street
Journal yesterday, maybe the New York Times, whatever, but it
was about how there's a return now to real buttons
and cars because people don't like having I hated having
(01:07:44):
everything on a screen because, as I mentioned, a few
cars will go to change the radio station, you had
to pop go to three different things before you could change.
It drove me crazy. But there is a return now
to having actual buttons. People want to have separate a
log buttons.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
This is not He's making this sound like a big deal,
and it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
If you're manufacturing a very expensive.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Car, it's not. What are you having trouble with? I
virtually have the same entertainment, but.
Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
I like the current car. Yes it's nice, it's easy,
but a lot of but it has a separate button
for a volume. You don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
You were talking about the car before a couple before
this one, when I had before that.
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
It's a it's a slog deal.
Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Listen to Yeah yeah really, I forgot how hard this
job is.
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
This is This is analogous to Josh wanting to have
the classic toaster when you push the lever down instead
of having does your toaster require a password? Is it
blue toothed enable?
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
If your WiFi is out, can you still make toast?
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
That's exactly my point. However, right now, sitting here, I
could put some toast on. Oh man, that's hang on,
give me a minute. Now, I do it to warn
you guys. Yeah, this says this is under the heading
before first use O set the shade toasting level to
four without placing toast into the slots. All right, well,
that's an uncomfortable word, shade.
Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
You know what shade is?
Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
He?
Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Do you have to do a dry run?
Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
Yes, you may notice a slight odor or minimal smoke.
Oh yeah, that's the smell of fiberglass burden. That's exactly right.
This is a result of manufacturing residue.
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
From the fiberglass that they're putting into your lungs and
is not harmful. Editor's note, Thermal events have been known
to occur at this point.
Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
You may need to perform the step more more than
one time if the toaster emits an odor or smoke
after the toasting cycle end. So I'm just warning you guys.
I'm about to do that, okay, all right, So there
may be a minimal odor or end or smoke chick.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Does your toaster have a password? No, my toaster is
not okay, because we are getting to that world pretty soon.
My refrigerator has a passed you know what? I bet
we're getting to Wait a minute, your refrigerator has a pass.
Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
My refrigerator has a pass.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
How does that work?
Speaker 11 (01:10:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
It's hooked up to the Wi Fi and I can
turn it on and off from here.
Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
And you ever need to turn your refrigerator?
Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Do you want the milk to spoil? Why?
Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
You never know?
Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
I like it toast?
Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
How often have you sat at work and go boy boy?
I wish? Probably you can teck? You can check that.
You can check?
Speaker 9 (01:10:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
How much food do you have in your look inside it?
Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Now the rectal thermometer you would tell me about? Does
that hook up to your phone? Am I supposed to
go along?
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
My rectal thermometer does.
Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Have a past? Or is your is your password? Silly?
Speaker 8 (01:10:41):
Involving something of the natal variety? Silly goose tom? How
many people in your house would you say, eat toast?
Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
I don't I know. You don't know if you have
a toaster, you.
Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Don't even know?
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Are there?
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
I think there is one. I just don't eat toasted.
Are there at least four people in your house to
eat toast?
Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Possibly?
Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
Okay, how about toaster that when you press the lever,
it reads your fingerprint and it toasted to the exact level.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
That you want. But can you set it for the
other three? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Yeah, exactly, so whoever presses it it knows.
Speaker 11 (01:11:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
In other words, if I if I were making toast
thin hard and Kelly wanted it a different shade, they
would have to they have to report for.
Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Duty or do they have to get their phones out?
Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
And that's why this toaster doesn't exist. There are numerous
flaws your friends.
Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Can you imagine being at a restaurant like they do
for beef? They would go, how would you like your toasts?
Don't they kind of?
Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
They don't ask you how you want your toast? Do they?
Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Well? Maybe not where you go.
Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
They do where they asking French? Well, they have to yeah,
what would you like? A medium medium brown on the
outside and hot pink in the middle.
Speaker 8 (01:11:55):
They describe how they have to cut it when it
comes to the table.
Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Yes, this will do. Would you like your P and J?
Cutting triangles or rectangles?
Speaker 8 (01:12:04):
So now they just assume every restaurant to go to,
they just assume I want my toast, French crowning and
syrup sirt. Yes, of course, small, half a stick of butter, yes, smothered. Yeah,
thank you, Well between two pancakes. That's correct.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
All right, more sports coming up?
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Okay, good no, and we are calling from the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios.
Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Hello, this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Speaker 12 (01:12:35):
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The show is also out there for you on our
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Tom Show.
Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at
the Silac Insurance News desk. Hey, chick, welcome back, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
There's Pat Godwin, they check. Hey the hoodie got a hoodie?
Speaker 9 (01:13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I got a hoodie?
Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Hey? Everybody everybody see pass hoodie?
Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Well hoodrow Wilson.
Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Oh yeah, very very ghetto?
Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
What ghato?
Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
It's very nice. It is absolutely not ghetto.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
What can.
Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Who's Jeff of your comment? No highlighted.
Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
It's uh Josh Arnold. I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.
Speaker 8 (01:13:35):
Visit Stephensinger Jewelers that I Hate Stephensinger dot com to
find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America
and why he's the second most hated person in America behind.
Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Behind behind Tom.
Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
You ever enjoying a little big spider beick Oh, I
do like bis. That's I hate Stephensinger dot com. There's
Ace Cosby. I'm chickgee at the Prize Picks sports desk.
Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Hello Tom? Hey, how's it going? Public Enemy number one?
Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
We were we were in the in the green room
just now.
Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Did you try out the toaster?
Speaker 11 (01:14:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Tell me all this once again. Josh bought a new toaster,
and interestingly enough.
Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
I haven't heard one. You're welcome, you, thank you. You
have to do a dry run with no bread in it.
Give me a full report. Nice, And you want to
explain what's happen.
Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
To burn off the manufacturing residue, as they put it,
you have to do one or two of dry runs.
And that's going on. And yeah, it's a there's a
there's an odor and I didn't see any smoke, but
there's an odor. It's not like when you turn your
heat on for the first time every year.
Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Oh yeah, except that it smells more like a child's
plastic toy that's been in the microwave for thirty minutes
getting off toxic fe I put I put ribs in there.
I thought you said dry rub.
Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
I'm sorry, and I look forward to those toasted.
Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
But I know this.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
You spent forty bucks on this thing ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Yeah, yeah, Well you don't really have expectations for this
thing lasting more than a couple of years, do you.
Of course I do. Why, it looks like a good one.
What would you pay for a toaster?
Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
If something happened to this toaster, would you take it
to get it repaired?
Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
No, of course no.
Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
Yeah, now if something happened in the next month, I
would make a contact to the cellar.
Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
No, it doesn't have a password though, No, of course,
like chicks refrigerator, that's right, one, two three, your refrigerators
hooked up to Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
I can't think of any reason you'd want to have that.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
What do you mean.
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Home and you find out your toaster soaked up.
Speaker 13 (01:15:30):
To Wi Fi?
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
I'll bet it is.
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Oh God, I'm out of passwords.
Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
I can't think of anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Why would refrigerator need a password?
Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Maybe you don't.
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
You don't want your child opening it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Maybe I know what if you get that prank phone call,
someone goes, hey, is your refrigerator running?
Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
You go get just a second.
Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
I'll look and you grab your phone. We're good, Thank you.
Prince Albert's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I just checked. My freezer is zero. My my refrigerator,
the main compartment is thirty three.
Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
That's cold.
Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Okay, doc to Utah, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
A little chilli.
Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
Thirty there is too cold.
Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
You milk, it's going to be about thirty five of
I will counter that with what milk? Okay, anti dairy?
Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
I forgot?
Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
I have butter.
Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Now, Josh, you live alone? Yeah? Uh uh. You think
you're the only one in here that lives alone. The
ace you live alone, lived alone, lives alone? Your size there?
Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
Oh, not all the time, but.
Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Enough to help out with this.
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
The great advantage of living alone is you always know
where your scissors are, all.
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Right, that's the great advantage number one.
Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
So when I got a package, take it to my desk,
and I have my scissors and my matte knife, my
what do you call it? What do they call them?
Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Cutter?
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Box? Cutter?
Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Right there with the with the retractable blades and nobody
gets hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
What did you call it?
Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yeah, on stage crew we called them matt.
Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
In the theater, I call it my gold. So I couldn't.
I couldn't. I couldn't find my scissors.
Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
So like a dumb ass, I'd have said, well, I'll
try doing this with the aforementioned box cutter.
Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
I nearly cut my thumb off.
Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Well that's us her rare as if my scissors were
where they were supposed to be, I wouldn't be having
this problem.
Speaker 8 (01:17:29):
We I a scissor in my house is impossible. Like
every time, it's like a hunt. We my daughter was
out of town for a week. We cleaned out a
room eight pair of scissor.
Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Wow. I was like, oh, that's why I can never
find a scisser. I remembered where I used to work.
They actually, now I know why they had the scissors
on a chain. It was like, yeah, so you're not
going to be able to steal it. There you go, chain,
I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
It's because if I had cut myself.
Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
But you were just opening a box.
Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Yes, but that thing is sharp, and I did one
of these things.
Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I think it's safe to use a box cutter to
open a box than it is.
Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
No, No, I'm sorry. I was opening one of those
heavy envelopes.
Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Heavy envelopes.
Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Oh you know you're incapable of tearing it open. It
probably has one of those.
Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Absolutely, No, because you pull here then all the stuff
flies out. No, here's the thing.
Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
I witnessed this a morning. It was about five months
ago at your desk there. You had one of those
and you were really wrestling with it, and you broke
out the scissors and chick gos.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
You know if you just.
Speaker 8 (01:18:35):
Pulled that and then I watched chick aside. This is
like explaining it to a tomato? Yes, why why am
I wasting my word?
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Seem my desperately?
Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Look at this? I got my scissors right here, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Here, I mean comedically, we have to steal both today. Yeah,
I've got.
Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
I've got my needle nose here for what I've got,
I think it's time for putting plastic here the special
heavy duty.
Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Isn't it time for another visit with our new show?
Speaker 8 (01:19:08):
And remember somebody wrote in yes it is somebody rode
in with those uh those other scissors, and those are
paramedic scissors for cutting the clothing off of the severely injured.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
I love it, I love I love a good tool.
And then I've got reading glasses. So when Pat comes
in and can't find his, I've got two pair over
here for him than you.
Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
He'll eventually own them. He goes from workstation to workstation.
Take you, Christy, you live in a an adult household
more or less?
Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Yes, there's just two adult household.
Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Well, girls are girls are adults. I'm just thinking with
the way he talks, it's a good thing he's not
on the broadcast or radio. Wait a minute, you know where.
Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Your sisters are?
Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Are they always there?
Speaker 13 (01:19:54):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Right there in the drawer, okay, above the trash can drawer.
Speaker 8 (01:20:00):
I've got garage scissors. I've got upstairs scissors, downstairscissors, kitchen scissors.
Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
I have desk scissors. I have kitchen scissors.
Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Do you have toilet paper stowed in the bathroom?
Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
For of course, everybody has toilet paper stowed in their bathroom,
don't they?
Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
I mean the next one just in case?
Speaker 8 (01:20:18):
Yes, Oh yeah, each bathroom has a bathroom, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
You know I worked at a.
Speaker 8 (01:20:23):
Place one time where I stowed to toilet paper. I
would steal from here, but I'd rather just use moth wings.
Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Yeah, yeah, we got it. We got to get somebody
on this. The toilet dispenser, the toilet paper dispenser in
there that you can't get never mind.
Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
That's why we have the free standing one in the other.
Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Well, okay, I'm going to tear it off the walls. Okay,
I'm just I'm sorry. Is that sports? No more sports
coming up? We haven't even started.
Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Give me a teaser. It's not a word.
Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Sunday Night football. Last night Packers beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh.
Who knows what the final score was. I'll tell you
we that are undefeated right now. Not undefeated, the Colts
would be seven and one. Someone hadn't dropped the ball
while running to the end.
Speaker 8 (01:21:14):
So I thought that was a game they actually won.
Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
And by the way, coming up, that's right, it's Jordan's
love of the Packers. They call him the Love.
Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Oh, this is exciting a news.
Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Jordan's Jordan's love exciting Jack.
Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Jones, that's the one from behind the.
Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Rue. McClean takes a dog. Coming up next, we do
I have a nice letter about I'm sorry I put
it off now that reminds me, though, that mister Dyer
will be part of a special program. Pat Godwin's my
understanding that you and mister Oscar are involved in sech ri?
(01:22:06):
Is that is that the group for that one? Or
is that?
Speaker 9 (01:22:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
No, that's I've never heard someone so long.
Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Where is that? It's at the Meyer Theater in Green
Bay this Saturday.
Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
This Saturday, and it's you, Han Dave Dyer.
Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
Okay, sorry, I guarantee it's on a piece of paper
within four inches right in front of his No.
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Let's because someone stole took the scissors. When they took
they took my sister, I mean my sisters. Sorry, they
took my sister.
Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Hello, Freud, you're on. You're on with Freud.
Speaker 8 (01:22:37):
Hello, Sis, your problem? Okay, we're talking about scissors. I
know while your sister came to mind. Okay, scissor okay,
thank thank you very much. Let's these are two girls scissors.
Did you ever watch your sister and her friends?
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
No, excuse me, these are the rally out of this
is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Ghost Boom, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hey,
I'm playing speaking chick megee. We're gonna hit some topics hard,
but we're gonna be plane speaking this asay. There's Chrissy Lee,
Hella news, Pat Godwin, Hello, guitar, sometimes a keyboard. There's
(01:23:37):
Jeff Osky, Hello, Josh Arnold away, and you're gonna finish
as Cosby.
Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
And I'm chick alo Tom chick. You know what, I
appreciate you. You're a plane speaking man.
Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (01:23:45):
I want your opinion on this. I have a new
rule for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
I'm gonna be I'm gonna hit you hard right between
the eyes. My take's gonna be plane speaking all right.
Speaker 8 (01:23:52):
Our new rule for Halloween I'm giving I'm not giving
candy all right to any child that doesn't live in
my neighborhood. Well, how the hell do you know that
each child has to bring a piece of mail? Which
two pieces? Yeah, I think so, maybe two pieces of mail?
Not an Internet bill, nothing physical mail from their physical house,
(01:24:13):
and prove to me that you live in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Otherwise nothing.
Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
My parents did that no, as soon they go as
soon as we see cars coming into the neighborhood, the
lights go out. You if you grew up out in
the country, not a neighborhood, you ain't getting candy from
my mom and dad. I actually now remember you saying, now, yeah,
that's amazing, that is amazing. But I stand by really well,
(01:24:39):
they just called them the poor people are coming, but
I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Poor people are coming. Locked the door.
Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Rag.
Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Wow, did you used to dress up for Halloween? And
what was your favorite costume?
Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
If so? Of course as a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Yeah, what did you do, like something Nil's boor or
something the famous Danish physicist. Yeah, that's number one cost Uh. Yes,
don't you say anything about cavit.
Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
I love I would do the usual Batman the Pirate
to the standards.
Speaker 8 (01:25:14):
Of course, you're not going to tell us about the
Al Jolson year. Odds are if one of us dressed
up like al Jolson the stakes?
Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Yeah, yeah, there was.
Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
There was.
Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Dancing thought it might be ironic. You ain't see nothing. Yeah, wow, wait,
how do you get that thought out of your head?
If you're ted dancing?
Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
He managed to survive. He's doing big commercials. Yeah, whoopee.
With whoopee, that's kind of irresistible. We had to say
that at some point you talk about making whoopy you
want to make you baby Karen?
Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Her name Karen, her name is, She's a Karen.
Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
I think, oh now we promised we would get to sports.
Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Go ahead, Thank you Tom for that wonderful and.
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Okay, well say it ladies and gentlemen. There is chick McGee.
You can't miss him because he is at the Prize
Packs sports desk. Actually the sports did I say, because
you surprised.
Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Me with it last night on Sunday Night football.
Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
The Green Day Packers beat the Pittsburgh Steelers thirty five
twenty five, and the Packers quarterback was Jordan's.
Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Perfect excited Love.
Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Is exciting in the three hundred and sixty yards three touchdowns,
Come aboard Jordan Love.
Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Mister Love? Who chas Jones? Was it a radio hit?
Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Not one of those theme songs that kind of made it?
Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I think it was believe and made.
Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
An adult contemporary world is what they would call whatever
that means.
Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Yeah, that was adults content.
Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Was that a Paul Anka thing or who wrote? I
don't know who wrote, probably Aaron Spelling or somebody.
Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Oh he actually dabbled things. Yeah, is a good guest.
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Though it's my show. I'll write the theme music. How
about that? You have a bouncy see who wrote love?
Paul Williams, It says Charles Fox wrote the music and
Paul Williams wrote the lyrics.
Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
Williams is my size. Yeah, No, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Yeah, he thought he was. Yeah. They did documentary on him.
Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
He's been. He's been on a couple of TV shows.
Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
I watched I Forget Serious. I thought he was going
along the music first was on he was on Goliath.
Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
I think, yeah, yes he was. He's eighty five.
Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Wow, good for him.
Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
A little bunch of gone.
Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Well he was in Smoking the Man.
Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Well that's he was.
Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Little Linus.
Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Get it, little Linas, we all get it.
Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
New York Giants rookie running back Cam Scataboo has suffered
a dislocated right ankle and it was gruesome Scataboo and
this season this running back fully endorsed by Adamson. He
was hurting the second quarter of the giants thirty eight
twenty loss to the philth Phladelphia Eagles, winners in a
(01:28:27):
NFL yesterday Baltimore Buffalo, Houston, Miami Jets, New England, Philadelphia, Tampa,
Bay Denver, and the Indianapolis Colts. We'll see this week
coming up Sunday, one o'clock Colts. This Sunday Colts at
the Steelers one o'clock East. We'll see what happens there.
Are you going to go to that game?
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
You should probably go to the Pittsburgh Why not?
Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
LSU was fired coach Brian Kelly during the fourth season
of a ten year contract worth about one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 8 (01:28:58):
See a boy name, girl name Brian Calous.
Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
I'm sure as when he gets in his private jet
he'll be concerned about that. His buyout fifty four million dollars.
That's right. He gets eight hundred thousand dollars a year
for a long time.
Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
If I were a coach, I just sucks so I
could get my car, I get fired and get my
contract based of course, not No, you don't want to.
I shouldn't do that. If you're not good, you don't
get the money.
Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
I agree, right? Yeah? Is that right?
Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Tom? Would you say that? Would you agree? They're fired?
Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
You no longer get Yeah, you don't get money that
you can put anything you want in a contract exactly,
and they don't have to sign.
Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
That's right. You're worth however much somebody wants to pay you.
Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
From the text line Dear Bob and Tom Show, Jeff
said he found eight bears of scissors in his daughter's room. Jeff,
can I borrow one so I can stab my radio?
Thanks Brian from Ohio.
Speaker 8 (01:29:56):
We're not for everyone radio.
Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
It seems a little hard. I'm just saying it's a truism.
Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
Why would your kids take your scissors off your desk?
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
The apparently needed some scissors, they got it or something.
Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
What is more likely someone took your scissors or perhaps
could you think for a second you might have misplaced No,
I eventually found them.
Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
Where to find them on your desk?
Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
No, they were in the refrigerator. No, they were in
the room where the packages all were.
Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
You have a room for packaging.
Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
But when they come in there, so the butler's right
off the west wing there by the gift shot.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Of the packages room and retrieve. When you walk in
the door, there's a little room a gift just a
little lemon tree there, and then a bunch of boxes
and a bunch of cowboy hats. I heard that lemon
tree is very pretty. Yes, my lemon tree, it grew
one lemon the size bigger than a softball. Really, I
actually grew inside. You didn't bring that for us.
Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
It was fresh. That's why he only brings up stack again.
Speaker 9 (01:31:05):
Just what.
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
You had to drink his icedy out of a bowl.
Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Again.
Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
I don't like lemon lemons.
Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
I don't like. I don't like lemon and iced tea.
Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
By the way, what happened to that fresh lemon we had?
It's in the package room.
Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
I'll have to wait till harvest. Have you chuck to
the par parcelium?
Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
How many? How many hours a day do you spend
breaking down boxes? Did you ever think you'd spend or
you probably don't do it.
Speaker 8 (01:31:39):
You got a guy that's one of those great Doctor
Rick character of those insurance companies.
Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
Is that what?
Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
I love that guy?
Speaker 8 (01:31:45):
Oh yeah, where he actually goes. Remember you you have
to break down boxes. You don't get to break down
such a great I'd watch a movie of Doctor Rick.
They made like a documentary.
Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
They've had a TV show for the Geico cave Man.
Why can't you do that with him?
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
I think it's kind of like.
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
I don't know. Did you like?
Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
I think it's perfect the way it is. No, I agree,
but I'm just saying that character is so good.
Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
He really. Did you like the Coneheads movie?
Speaker 7 (01:32:16):
I do?
Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Yes, I do, And I know it's not great. That
was one of those examples of ay great ten minutes skit. Yeah,
I really like the movie a lot, but I get
that it's not good.
Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
I just I'm really entertained by it.
Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
The world's highest bridge has delayed the opening of its
so called rope plus bungee jump amid safety concerns. Oh god,
I guess the way?
Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Do you hear? How it works?
Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
According to local media, xiang Xi Hashie Glass Bridge in China,
which measures twenty and fifty feet high, set to debut
the attraction earlier this month, involves participants jumping directly onto
a massive net installed beneath the bridge, without any ropes
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or safety gear.
Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
No way. So it's designed. You jump off and there's
a big net down there, and they prom they haven't
opened it up.
Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Videos of sandbags tossed onto the net were met with
anxiety from online users, leading the bungee jump operator to
postpone the opening.
Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
People are really going to do that.
Speaker 8 (01:33:25):
People didn't even want to watch sand bags being thrown.
The operator stated.
Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Individuals weighing under eighty eight pounds or over one ninety
eight and those age sixty years or older and people
with cardiovascular disease are ineligible. I see, we have a
picture of this thing. Okay, there's the bridge. It's gigantic.
Where do you jump out? All right there?
Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Okay, okay, And they're they're showing a sandbag and it
just drops into a big net.
Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Think about what if you accidentally land on your head?
Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
What do you miss? Yeah, they're concerned that you could
get if there was a lot of wind, you might.
Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
That's where the lighter weight comes in and blow you
probably across it.
Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Imagine like a high jump pit, except it's you know,
obviously significantly larger.
Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
And yes, it's a profit. It's a profit deal. You
have to pay two hundred and twenty US dollars to okay, participate?
Yeah I would, I'd be terrified.
Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Yeah, it would be scary. The name of it, ropeless bungee.
Speaker 8 (01:34:26):
Doesn't make any sense. There's zero bungee. It's like it's
like parachuteless skydiver. The name is yeah, hey, we got
high dive in the waterless pool this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Get there early.
Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
There's a big line.
Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
More sports coming up. Tom.
Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
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He's born a short sleep shirt with little cartoons of
bigfoot on it.
Speaker 12 (01:37:37):
Oh what.
Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Bigfoots?
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I'd go sasquatchka, But the blural correct, The plural is
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What was the name of that movie about a family
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Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Are we ready? Okay? I believe we have the satellite
hookup ready and there jesus, there is a mister, mister,
mister clean. Oh no, it's it's comedian Dave Dyer. That
is a that is a fleshy head, Dave. I got
a nice letter here ready, Yes, dear Bob and Tom show.
I work at boot Jack Tavern in Manitou Beach, Michigan.
(01:38:33):
That's the sound familiar. We hosted Dave Dyer Saturday, October
twenty fifth. And you and your is this is this
your friend Jason Filon Mayors.
Speaker 13 (01:38:48):
Yes, yeah, he opened for me.
Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Yes, you guys killed it.
Speaker 13 (01:38:53):
Great set, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
So they even met you after the show, he said.
Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
He says, I learned that Dave, greg Han and Pat
Godwin will be in Green Bay at the Meyer Theater
coming up November first. That's this Saturday. Yeah, that's going
to be a great show. That's from Jeffrey in Manitou Beach, Michigan.
Speaker 13 (01:39:14):
Well thanks Jeffery.
Speaker 9 (01:39:15):
You know, after the shows, guys, I like to mingle
with the commoners for a little bit sort of.
Speaker 13 (01:39:20):
You know see how things are going. Take the temperature
of the environment I'm.
Speaker 14 (01:39:24):
In, and.
Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
I just I just met the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
You wrote a nice letter.
Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
That's good.
Speaker 13 (01:39:30):
Yeah, that's very nice of him, very kind.
Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
So now we should explain to people. You are a
you go with Michigander, a Michiganian.
Speaker 13 (01:39:38):
We go Michigander.
Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Okay, okay. And you are you are a professional fireman yep,
as well as a comedian. Are you you're not at
the fire Are you at the firehouse?
Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
No?
Speaker 11 (01:39:47):
I'm not.
Speaker 9 (01:39:48):
I worked until seven this morning. We do twenty fourst Town.
We go seven A to seven A and then I've
been home since.
Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
So because it'd be really funny if we were doing
this all of a sudden the siren goes on and
you had to get up and leave.
Speaker 13 (01:40:01):
Well, do you want to take a ten minute break
and I'll shoot it over there? If that's what's going
to make this segment better?
Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Now, do you get to drive the truck?
Speaker 13 (01:40:13):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (01:40:13):
I do.
Speaker 13 (01:40:14):
Yeah. Listen, we are a very small department.
Speaker 9 (01:40:16):
You know, big city departments have people who are very
much designated in certain positions. You've got a person who
drives the truck. They're called an equipment operator. You got
an officer in the passenger seat, and everybody's got their role.
Speaker 13 (01:40:27):
Who's in the truck.
Speaker 9 (01:40:29):
Ourselves being a very small what's called the combination department,
meaning we have a combination of full time folks and
paid on call folks, you kind of have to be
a jack of all trades. You have to do everything
like I may I drive the truck in the day
when the chief is there because he rides in the
officer seat and then he goes home to his lovely
family at four thirty pm, and then I'm in the
(01:40:49):
officer seat and one of our paid on calls comes
and works with me overnight.
Speaker 13 (01:40:54):
Did you have probably more description than you were not
looking for?
Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Right, did you have any Did you have anything exciting
last evening?
Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
No, we didn't.
Speaker 13 (01:41:01):
It was it was a pretty quiet thing. And that's
one of those things you have superstition.
Speaker 9 (01:41:04):
You don't want to say that because now the guy
who's ah, he's going to get something big.
Speaker 13 (01:41:09):
But oh, well, I'm off today.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Okay, Dave.
Speaker 8 (01:41:12):
Do you ever get to a place where the fire
is going and you go, you know what, it's safer
and better if we just let this place burn to
the ground.
Speaker 9 (01:41:21):
Well, let me tell you something, Joshi. This is a
you may want to write this down for when you
enter the fire service. Yes, your well, your first your
first priority when you get on seing Josh's rescue, you
want to make sure if there's any any danger to
human life, that's the first priority.
Speaker 13 (01:41:39):
Your second priority rather than the actual place that's on.
Speaker 9 (01:41:44):
Fire, is making sure you set up the situation so
other stuff doesn't catch on fire.
Speaker 13 (01:41:48):
Ah, And that's called uh, the never mind, I'm not
going to get too deep in and it's called exposures.
Speaker 15 (01:41:55):
But so, yes, there are situations where it's simply too
dangerous to send somebody in, and you kind of you know,
they call it hit it hard from the yard, surround
and drowned. There's all sorts of very technical terms, but
you basically just you know, at a certain point something is.
Speaker 9 (01:42:12):
A total loss and you just kind of you don't
let it burn. You try to put it out, but yeah,
you're not sending anybody in.
Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
Is Halloween a big night for fires?
Speaker 9 (01:42:22):
No? Not really, ironically, you know what is what's a
potential bigger day is Thanksgiving with all these people trying
to deep fry their turkeys like that.
Speaker 13 (01:42:31):
So that's a much bigger that's a much bigger holiday
to worry about. Now, the people of Detroit may have
a different have.
Speaker 9 (01:42:40):
A different answer than me, because you know, traditionally on
October thirtieth, that's what's called Devil's Night.
Speaker 13 (01:42:45):
They've had.
Speaker 9 (01:42:46):
I don't think it's nearly as bad as it used
to be, but they've had a lot of situations where
they've had a lot of house fires on that night.
Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
I see Dave Dier, Yes, and Dave Diyer's gonna be
doing a comedy show by the way, with Pat and
Greg Hahn coming up in Green Bay Myer Theater this
Saturday night. Yeah, we haven't talked about your hat, hey, Dave,
your personal life lately?
Speaker 8 (01:43:05):
Yeah, real quick, I have asked one more fire. Yes question, Uh,
listen on, Jeff. Let's say it's Tuesday afternoon. You got
the ladder truck, you're changing the oil? Are you doing
that in house? Are you taking that down to the
Jeffy Lube?
Speaker 13 (01:43:20):
Well, no, they won't fit in Jiffy lube first.
Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
Of all, so house, you get the run. What are
you doing?
Speaker 11 (01:43:28):
It is in house?
Speaker 9 (01:43:29):
And actually what we have is there's a there's an
organization Uh, well, business, I should say that actually services
a lot of the fire departments in our area.
Speaker 13 (01:43:37):
They come on scene. Unless it's like a major.
Speaker 9 (01:43:39):
Fix on the on the engines, instrucks and stuff like that.
They they come and do most repairs, most maintenance and
stuff like that right on scene.
Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
So you you aren't changing the oil yourself?
Speaker 13 (01:43:49):
No, no, no, no, we we will do very basic
little stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
But if the okay, so the guys changing the oil
the iron goes off, does that mean he's not going
to go up and show you the air filter and
try to sell you a new one.
Speaker 13 (01:44:05):
No, yeah, the the u CV valve or whatever. No,
it's very coordinated so that like we'll get another one
of our engines. That'll be our lot of coconut shells going.
Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
Okay, now I'm looking at my I was just handed
this note. I'd be sure to wish Dave a happy
birthday to your birthday.
Speaker 13 (01:44:24):
Not today, about a week and a half ago. I
turned fifty seven. Oh nice, dude, you're celebrating.
Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
Aren't you gonna get kicked off the fire of the
fire squad?
Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
If you're what's the mandatory retirement age, Well, it's not
fifty seven, yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:44:40):
I can still lift it. I can still lift the
sack of potatoes down.
Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
Come on, okay, just asking you leave? No, you leave
the potatoes so you have front fries, right, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 13 (01:44:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (01:44:52):
Always appreciate I always appreciate chick being on my side
and sharp shooting.
Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
And to let me know, is there I I'm is
there a calendar with you posing in like a leopard
skin tighten?
Speaker 13 (01:45:03):
Not a popular one.
Speaker 2 (01:45:05):
No, the firefighter Yeah, the fighters of Grand Rapids, Michigan.
And there's Dave Dire or the leopard skins speed over
with a full throat couch.
Speaker 9 (01:45:16):
I could show you a picture of our department with
everybody clothes and you go.
Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
Not a lot of moisture production, happy, not a lot
of physiques.
Speaker 13 (01:45:27):
Yeah, I just turned fifty seven.
Speaker 9 (01:45:30):
You know what I love. I don't mind it all
getting older. In fact, I love this kind of this
next level that I'm entering. I have realized that at
this age I can finally say with confidence that if
an eighty year old guy takes.
Speaker 13 (01:45:44):
A swing at me, I'm swinging back. I'm swinging back.
Speaker 9 (01:45:49):
If we're both eligible to live in an assisted living facility,
let's test those reflexes.
Speaker 13 (01:45:54):
Help.
Speaker 8 (01:45:54):
It's good to know.
Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
It is good to know.
Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Yeah, okay, Now, how's the rest of your family?
Speaker 13 (01:46:02):
Everybody's good.
Speaker 11 (01:46:03):
The girl's why.
Speaker 13 (01:46:04):
I got one daughter in Philadelphia. I got another daughter
in the Detroit area. Janie and I were hanging in there,
tolerating each other.
Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
So your wife is still living in Michigan.
Speaker 13 (01:46:14):
She's still in Michigan, yep.
Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
Yeah, although in your house.
Speaker 9 (01:46:18):
In our house, yep, yep, we're still in the same bedroom.
I know that's a very common thing, is people have
been married for a long time. We're still in the
same bedroom.
Speaker 13 (01:46:26):
Yep. I sleep in the closet, she's in the bed.
Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
But we're still.
Speaker 13 (01:46:31):
In the same bedroom.
Speaker 9 (01:46:33):
So we are empty nesters, and we've been empty nesters
for a little while now. But the problem with that
is that they need to find a different name than
empty nesters. Because both of our girls left a lot
of stuff behind. There was nothing empty about our situation.
Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
I agree.
Speaker 13 (01:46:52):
Janice and I live in a storage garage with two
less people. People come to our hostel of hoarders, no parents.
Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
None of this is I think it's time for a
garage sale.
Speaker 13 (01:47:06):
Yes, yeah, I may live in the garage.
Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Now, do you are are you.
Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
I can see in the background you have a variety
of what looked like formal documents framed. I assume those
are all fraudulent.
Speaker 13 (01:47:20):
They are, Yeah, they're all this. They have little bananas
on them and everything. Oh a lot of those are
my certifications for my fire stuff and my E M.
T certification and all sorts of stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Really so ironic.
Speaker 13 (01:47:32):
There's my old my old fire hands it. Yeah, it
probably is. There's my old firefighter helmet.
Speaker 9 (01:47:39):
Now here's another bit of interesting fire service information. If
you ever took you looking at a fire scene, boy
Christie's did not sound at all interested in that, all right,
The black helmets. If you look at the fire scene,
the black helmets are worn by the firefighters. Those are
the people who are doing a lot of the work.
Because firefighters not just a job. It's an actual rank
(01:48:01):
within the hierarchy of the fire service, the next level up.
In most cases, some departments are different. But like in ours,
it's a red helmet for the officers. I happen to
have a red helmet, and I have a brag but
red helmet, and then the white helmets are the chiefs.
Speaker 13 (01:48:17):
So when you when you look at a fire scene.
You can kind of tell the hierarchy of who's who,
Wow who No, No, I like it, thanks, Josh.
Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
Does a white helmet. Guy supervised doesn't go into the fire.
He sends everybody else in.
Speaker 13 (01:48:32):
Well, how deep do you want to get into this?
Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Christy?
Speaker 13 (01:48:35):
Be careful about the questions he asked.
Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
And the yellow helmets? Men, are there yellow helmets for
the chickens?
Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Yeah, yes, there are actually.
Speaker 13 (01:48:44):
Out West Los Angeles and stuff like that. You'll see
a lot of yellow helmets.
Speaker 9 (01:48:47):
I don't know what ranked those guys, those guys over
gals are, but yes, just see a lot of yellow.
Speaker 8 (01:48:51):
And those helmets say Carl's Junior. Whereas your helmets.
Speaker 13 (01:48:56):
Wherever you can advertise, wherever you can advertise.
Speaker 8 (01:48:59):
As your wife ever asked you to wear any fire.
Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Equipment in the in the aforementioned boudoir, you know all
those such you know, I like just the boots.
Speaker 13 (01:49:10):
We've been we've been married thirty two years. She doesn't
ask a whole lot.
Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
I see.
Speaker 9 (01:49:17):
Years.
Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
But you have to leave all the gear at the firehouse, right,
You don't.
Speaker 9 (01:49:21):
Have like.
Speaker 13 (01:49:23):
I have two sets.
Speaker 9 (01:49:24):
I have one set that stays at the firehouse when
I'm on shift, And I also have a spare set
in my car because when I'm not on duty, if
we get a major incident like somebody's unresponsive or a
vehicle exucation or structure fire, I will go to those
things while I'm off duty if it's a major incident.
Speaker 13 (01:49:42):
So I have a spare set of gear in my
car with me.
Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
All right, okay, always ready?
Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
Yeah, okay, good to know. Do you wear ordinary underwear
or something a little more exotic because you'd arrive on
the scene, you got to switch in your car. You
got to change. Can you change in your car?
Speaker 13 (01:50:03):
Well, they're big enough.
Speaker 9 (01:50:03):
It's big enough to I don't know why I'm charging
at the camera like I'm you know, you're in trouble,
But it's the pants and everything are big enough so
that you wear them.
Speaker 13 (01:50:13):
Like over your irregular pants and everything. You guys at
the station, Yeah, at the station. Yeah, you wouldn't want
to wear just your underwear under those things. It's very abrasive.
You'd be a dici.
Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
You do wear no Max underwear?
Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
Right? Uh? No, we have no Max.
Speaker 13 (01:50:30):
Items on the I'm not gonna wear no Max under
you ever. You ever put no Max against your skin.
Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
I'd rather have no mix underwear than have a have a.
Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
Better word. I don't want to have I don't want
to have a weenie roast. Well he survived the fire, but.
Speaker 13 (01:50:48):
I'll look into it. Yeah, right now, I'm just wearing
sport boxers.
Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
I see, well, Dave Dire once again, it's a Dave Dire,
Greg Han pat got what a show Myer Theater, Green Bay.
That's this Saturday night. Yep, that's gonna be a killer.
It's gonna be great.
Speaker 13 (01:51:07):
Central Time.
Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
Oh, thank you very much, Thanks Dave. It's always a pleasure.
Speaker 13 (01:51:12):
Thank you guys. Good to see you YouTube.
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Great Haunted House.
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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Christie Lee at the news desk. H Pat Godwin guitar in. Hey,
he had now he's putting it up.
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Of course.
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There's there's Josh ARNOLDI, there's Cosby. Hey, I am chick. Hello, Tom, Hello, Hello. Indeed,
do you.
Speaker 2 (01:54:24):
Think maybe we should do it? Did we just talk
with Dave Dyer, fireman, comedian?
Speaker 7 (01:54:30):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
And we were talking about I asked if if fires
were a big deal on Halloween and apparent he said no,
but they are on I guess Thanksgiving, but people trying
to cook turkeys and they don't have it a little bit.
Wouldn't a scarier costume be for a kid to go
as an arsonist?
Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
You know, like I have a like a miser.
Speaker 5 (01:54:53):
He's got flames coming out of his head or something, a.
Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
Coke bottle of gasoline and oh real that? I mean,
what is scary in today's world? Go is broken broken WiFi.
That's sure. How he addresses that'd be that'd be a
true horror. Or go as a dated cell phone that
isn't working anymore, which Christie has a right, chick, You
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missed a bunch of cool stories while you were gone.
Oh yeah, we had another another spill, another problem.
Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
Up on the highway. Yeah, every time anybody has a problem.
Speaker 5 (01:55:31):
Was this the blueberry one?
Speaker 2 (01:55:33):
Yeah, the freeway covered in blueberries, as reported by the
California Highway Patrol at let's see Highway ninety nine near
the one to eighty interchange right there in the Fresno area.
So yeah, it took They had to close the freeway
down there for a while, right, pat Sure they did,
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and you wrote a tribute song. I didn't for this
go ahead, okay. I thought you're gonna give it a
little bit of the story. But I think you have
give you the story. I was tuning the guitar. I
do multitasking sometimes I don't listen to you.
Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
I didn't join the club and on and it sounds
going to make you laugh.
Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
I had a spill harm blueberry hell.
Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
By the Lamb fill.
Speaker 8 (01:56:22):
Or ship the highway still blue.
Speaker 2 (01:56:26):
Ship, the Highways ship, the highway still blue.
Speaker 1 (01:56:30):
I thought I was very clear.
Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
It's messy.
Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
Did stuff relax while I was gone. You see he's
singing as if he has dentures.
Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
We are a spell.
Speaker 14 (01:56:45):
That's what I said, shootberry, he'll very icky that hell,
and it will be until the cleaning club comes through.
Speaker 2 (01:56:56):
Those blueberries really sting. I'm got to say crewe, but
I got off my lean.
Speaker 1 (01:57:03):
When you make a.
Speaker 2 (01:57:04):
Mistaken radio, you plow through. You don't have to. I
was really cut out worded.
Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
Come join the cleaning club with us. We have a
great time.
Speaker 2 (01:57:14):
I don't know where I am now and I never will.
But there's bluebells on that hill.
Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
Let me tell you a chick. That's what I said. Ship.
Speaker 14 (01:57:26):
In twenty years, they'll be blue on that hell, and
it will be until.
Speaker 8 (01:57:37):
A beat truck has a spell. Oh we should have
got out. Should have got out, shouldn't you? I did
those list four lines.
Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
Because see then letter will be purple.
Speaker 2 (01:57:47):
You see the last time it killed. Second time never
will because everybody's had the fill of God. Such funny job, everybody.
I'm sorry. We done with sports?
Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
You Tom? Why do you hurt me like that?
Speaker 11 (01:58:12):
Stupid world record?
Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
Check?
Speaker 2 (01:58:14):
Hot to remember Are you anti blueberry?
Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
I am, although evidently I had a piece of blueberry
pie earlier this year, and I loved it only because
I didn't know it was blueberry. It was incredibly You
don't like blueberries on your cereal?
Speaker 2 (01:58:27):
I don't care for blueberries?
Speaker 5 (01:58:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:58:30):
Really good for you?
Speaker 5 (01:58:31):
Really a lot of anti accidents.
Speaker 1 (01:58:34):
How do you get to first blueberries? Well, I go
to the grocery store and look over to the Are
you sure you're sure you're doing it?
Speaker 2 (01:58:43):
Yeah? I go to the grocer store all the time,
was or twice this weekend?
Speaker 8 (01:58:46):
Come, every fourth blueberry has a little stem? Can we
can we not get rid of all the stems?
Speaker 5 (01:58:50):
Why are like the every fourth on sour? You get
that blueberry? That's yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:58:57):
It does you know if we didn't have blueberries, you'd
be whining about it?
Speaker 9 (01:59:01):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:59:01):
Do we know that they exist? Or did we never
know they would exist?
Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
That they existed? What is this? What is this? Immanual kant?
Speaker 1 (01:59:14):
I like to I like to follow it up with, yeah,
what are you doing this? This is a philosophy coroner
over here, we have a logical positivest and then we
have your existentialist right over I was just trying to
elevate the conversation.
Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
What are you doing.
Speaker 1 (01:59:30):
The province? Are you ready world cleaning club?
Speaker 2 (01:59:34):
I'll talk to them.
Speaker 1 (01:59:36):
We should start a cleaning club now. I've been getting
sticky with Chrissy didn't help either. But the prob the
province of Sorsagon in the Philippines now doesn't know this.
The Province of Sorsagon sounds like right out of Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (01:59:49):
Yes, they have.
Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
Broken the Guinness World Record for the largest nut brittle.
Speaker 5 (01:59:55):
Really like peanut brittle.
Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Well, they use a different kind of nuts, so decent.
In America, we primarily have peanut brittle. I'm sure there's
other kinds of brittle, like what like nut wal I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:00:11):
I think peanut brittle. Brittle would be nut brittle. They
would fall under the umbrella of all brittles.
Speaker 2 (02:00:22):
What are you doing? What's this? What's the brittle?
Speaker 9 (02:00:26):
What?
Speaker 2 (02:00:27):
What the hell is this?
Speaker 1 (02:00:30):
This is a really stupid world record. That's the name
of the category. Locals including two hundred and sixty chefs
from fourteen municipalities. That's a lot of chefs came together.
That's a lot of cigarettes. And this measured fifteen hundred
and fifty one point seventy three square feet. Wow, that
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would cover more than half a tennis court. That's not
that big, Are you kidding? That's a big brit that's
bigger than a tennisee.
Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
Yeah, that's the size of a hockey rink.
Speaker 5 (02:01:05):
Well we're not seeing.
Speaker 8 (02:01:06):
Yeah, let's stack the key.
Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
Okay, are you ready? Yes, the key ingredient in the
world's largest nut brittle, the pilly nut.
Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
The pilly nut.
Speaker 1 (02:01:22):
That's what I said, pill or piley p I l
I shut him up. This particular this particular nut was
a very important choice as its prime farm product of sarsagon.
Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
Oh all right, I.
Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
Sarsagon the three thousand, four hundred and sixty five pounds
of peey piley.
Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
It's peeley.
Speaker 9 (02:01:50):
You know.
Speaker 8 (02:01:50):
When they went to open the world's biggest peanup brittle
pronounce would have been the world's.
Speaker 1 (02:01:54):
Most fake snakes. And what did our man say about
that thing? What but they mike steaks that big?
Speaker 2 (02:02:01):
Oh, they make fakes eggs as big. Wait no, no,
their fakes eggs on that is big. But here's the thing,
does anyone buy peanut britle anymore? Because that was always
the gag. It was always a peanut butter cannister.
Speaker 1 (02:02:15):
Exactly, it's not common enough to fool anyone. Peanut birtle
comes in boxes. Yeah, it ruins that gag. I know
who's responsible for that?
Speaker 2 (02:02:26):
What can we use? Now?
Speaker 1 (02:02:27):
You ever have a munch brindles?
Speaker 5 (02:02:29):
Can I guess?
Speaker 2 (02:02:30):
I guess?
Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
Yeah, a munch bar, a munch bar. So it looks
like peanut birtle. Okay, peanuts?
Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
And why why did peanut butter fall into disfavor and still.
Speaker 5 (02:02:40):
Get especially around the holidays. It's a big gift?
Speaker 2 (02:02:43):
Is that? What is that? Just all sugar and peanut?
What is pretty much? Yeah? No, wonder it's like to
call it?
Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
Oh, nobody knows the trouble of f seed. What do
you do celebrating their one hundred and thirty first anniversary
the founding of Sorsagan the Kasang guy Yahan Festival. Oh,
the attempt originally set to take place on October twenty fourth,
twenty twenty four, but was delayed a year due to
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a typhoon.
Speaker 5 (02:03:12):
So what they do with all the brittle?
Speaker 7 (02:03:13):
After?
Speaker 5 (02:03:15):
Did they break all the brittle? And can you imagine
the dental work going on?
Speaker 1 (02:03:20):
And yeah in that country probably none. Oh, look at
mister Hoyty toyy with all his tea.
Speaker 2 (02:03:29):
Yeah, yes, yes, hasang guy Yahan brush.
Speaker 1 (02:03:34):
My tarantulas or whatever these people say? Is that sports
rantula piss?
Speaker 2 (02:03:40):
Probably? Yeah, we do have snake urin in the news.
Oh delicious over Christy snake Well, I got to dig
it up. But also when we come back, Patt, I
know you've worked on another song. I'm very excited about
this one that involves setting. This guy sets his own
car on fire. Find out why?
Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
Okay, keep guessing so far.
Speaker 2 (02:04:06):
You don't there's only four or five fires. You'll get it.
Why don't we allow ourselves to be surprised? Joy killing
moron smoked?
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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
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It's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwiyen.
Speaker 2 (02:04:47):
Heye chick.
Speaker 1 (02:04:47):
Jeff Hoske, Yeah, man, my man. There's Josh Arnold. Yeah,
I hate Steven Singer.
Speaker 5 (02:04:53):
Sidekick chair ripping off shaft? What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
He's Cosby?
Speaker 2 (02:05:00):
Does it?
Speaker 5 (02:05:01):
Does our super Fly or Shaft or one of those?
Speaker 1 (02:05:04):
I just put them all in one category, do you Yes,
that's just like you do. I'm at the prize We're
trying to speak your lingo. We're at the prize picks
sports desks.
Speaker 2 (02:05:13):
I will stand down this hill of the black exploitation soundtracks.
Trouble Man is the best man, Marvin Gaye is the man.
Speaker 5 (02:05:21):
Trouble Superfly.
Speaker 2 (02:05:25):
Where the instruments sound like they're falling out of the truck,
they're all those are all great out Have you ever
heard that joke?
Speaker 1 (02:05:31):
Yeah, it's and that is a very funny note stupid
And I'd like.
Speaker 5 (02:05:34):
To thank you for that, because I was listening to
something over the weekend and it sounded I go, chick
would be so happy. This sounds like instruments falling off
of a truck. And it wasn't that song.
Speaker 1 (02:05:42):
Boom blum, No, no, here it is. I guess I
was wrong. Hang on, I got.
Speaker 2 (02:05:52):
Miss Green, Missus gratmospheric. Oh yeah, you hear that. Tim
Wilson used to say that Marvin Gaye was the only
guy who could write a protest song that was a
panty dropper. Oh, man, it's great. I know. I'm sorry.
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Is that sports? We completed our sports broadcast?
Speaker 1 (02:06:20):
Yeah? I think so. Three hours in. It's finally over. Finally, yeahs,
I like to call it finally over.
Speaker 9 (02:06:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:06:27):
What was your pick for tonight's game?
Speaker 1 (02:06:28):
Again with the wine, I had to take Washington in
the in the points. Yeah, although I think Kansas City
write this down somebody, uh thirty five to ten something
like that. If they can hold him to that much,
it's gonna be uh not not pretty dismal.
Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
Is your is your handsome young quarterback back in the.
Speaker 1 (02:06:46):
Line, sweet baby Jaden? No, he's sitting out tonight. Oh
it'll be Marcus Mariota, the Hawaiian assassin. I don't know
if that's his nickname, but why not? Yeah, I bet
sounds very good. You know the movie Me Trouble Man
that that song comes from. You know what the tagline
for it is, so I guess the main actor his
character is named mister T and this was pre yeahs
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nineteen seventy two. His friends call him mister T. His
enemies call for mercy. Now I did not say that
trouble Man was the best of those movies. No, but
I got to see this. It is the It is
the best soundtrack that looks really good.
Speaker 5 (02:07:25):
I never saw that movie.
Speaker 1 (02:07:27):
Robert Hooks is mister t Paul Winfield is Chalky. That's Robert.
Speaker 5 (02:07:35):
That's ironic.
Speaker 1 (02:07:36):
Yeah, well that I love political term for the Oh
Paul Sounder, remember that, that's great.
Speaker 2 (02:07:42):
Sounder is a great movie. Yeah, alright. And then Dave
Winfield is uh, what is he playing the flute?
Speaker 5 (02:07:50):
A baseball player?
Speaker 2 (02:07:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:07:52):
Shortstops, I'm sorry, it's time. Dave Winfield's not in sound
trouble Man. He's a baseball player. Stop it.
Speaker 2 (02:08:03):
Okay, I'm sorry. Free Association, Patty G. We have a
news story that I think you have suggested you have
a song for. But let's get to the story.
Speaker 5 (02:08:13):
Christmas man was caught committing insurance fraud after he was
filmed lighting his Porsche on fire.
Speaker 2 (02:08:18):
That's a tragedy now.
Speaker 5 (02:08:20):
The man told the civil police of Baranza, Brazil that
he'd been stopped in traffic by armed men and stuffed
in the trunk of his Porsia nine to eleven Carrera.
Speaker 2 (02:08:29):
Very nice car.
Speaker 5 (02:08:30):
Claim the car was driven to a rural area and
Lapa before being set on fire, and that he was
rescued at the last second by passers by who heard
his screams you like a la. However, security cameras from
a farm near the site of the arson showed the
owner of the Porsche setting it on fire himself.
Speaker 2 (02:08:51):
What But what's interesting about this to me is you figure, Okay,
I'm not going to get caught if I go to
the middle of nowhere and set the thing on fire.
But I mean, there can everywhere. But also, why wouldn't
you just sell the car? I don't understand you. Is
the insurance money more than the value of the car?
It makes sense that must have been what he was thinking, right,
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must have been I don't know. But I mean, that's
just a crime, a beautiful car like that, So I
could hate them, really it like, I look at it
and I go, no way would I ever be comfortable
in that.
Speaker 8 (02:09:22):
It looks like it's been through it. It looks like
it's been squashed.
Speaker 2 (02:09:27):
On fire.
Speaker 1 (02:09:29):
No, no, I'm talking about Brandy Fine.
Speaker 2 (02:09:33):
You know, so if it was on fire, very few
people would be comfortable.
Speaker 1 (02:09:37):
Can you imagine getting in and out of this it's
gonna suck.
Speaker 2 (02:09:40):
Oh, I would deal with it.
Speaker 1 (02:09:41):
Oh yeah, no, it's awesome.
Speaker 8 (02:09:43):
Oh I would. If I won this on a game show,
I would sell it before the credits rolled. Really yeah,
what about the SUV Porsche?
Speaker 5 (02:09:50):
Let me see have you ever been in a Porsche?
Speaker 2 (02:09:53):
No, of course not.
Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
I don't have the I'm not a I'm not a gumby. Hey,
what's the what's the what the pricks are on the inside?
What is it that sad? I know I'm there it is.
Speaker 2 (02:10:08):
There's the video, this thing catching fire. Look at the
guys dumping gasoline in there.
Speaker 8 (02:10:12):
How much does that car costs?
Speaker 12 (02:10:16):
What it is?
Speaker 2 (02:10:16):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 8 (02:10:17):
Why is the car?
Speaker 2 (02:10:18):
That explained?
Speaker 1 (02:10:18):
The guy almost sets himself on fire?
Speaker 11 (02:10:20):
Good.
Speaker 5 (02:10:20):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:10:23):
And and I mean the camera's right there and he's
in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 5 (02:10:28):
There's a wall behind him there. I mean, he's not
in the middle of no nowhere. I don't that's.
Speaker 2 (02:10:34):
Weird man in the middle of it goes right up.
I bet that smells like that toaster you bought. Oh
my god, they know then they show it at the end.
Speaker 1 (02:10:42):
Word it's about a car, about a car.
Speaker 2 (02:10:46):
It's not a car. It's a Porsche.
Speaker 1 (02:10:48):
It's a car.
Speaker 2 (02:10:51):
Check what's your pick for the song? I'll be satirizing.
What do you think it's going to be?
Speaker 11 (02:10:55):
Oh car?
Speaker 2 (02:11:00):
So I got alone.
Speaker 7 (02:11:01):
I can't pay the mortgage on my homeoone, no, no, no,
Here comes Dave Dyer. He knows said the poorche on
fo okay very much. This song I went through many changes.
You guys don't know this, but there are many first
drafts of Springsteen had written.
Speaker 1 (02:11:21):
In that new movie about Springsteen.
Speaker 7 (02:11:22):
It is on the weekend. Yeah, the movie is out
now and doing well. It's not, but yeah, there are
a lot of first first drafts of this song. Freaking
Up Believes after school, Murnham and a Powe diesel fuel, no.
Speaker 2 (02:11:40):
Flames, getting high cool, I'm on fire. My wife left
me all alone.
Speaker 7 (02:11:51):
Think I make chicken while she's not Homeone no, I
spilled the friar.
Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
The house is on fire. Those are the three versions.
Speaker 1 (02:12:07):
Is the Porsche of music. It's not as cool as
people say.
Speaker 2 (02:12:12):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (02:12:15):
Fancies himself more of a I would argue.
Speaker 2 (02:12:17):
With you if I could.
Speaker 5 (02:12:19):
I'm not a Springsteen.
Speaker 2 (02:12:22):
To see him live, he's great.
Speaker 5 (02:12:23):
I've seen him live.
Speaker 2 (02:12:25):
He's you didn't get the fever.
Speaker 5 (02:12:27):
No, I didn't a fever.
Speaker 1 (02:12:29):
Who's ever said Springsteen gives me fever? Who said that?
See one of those guys.
Speaker 2 (02:12:35):
I don't want to play the hits. No, no, no,
he plays his hits and his band has memorized a lot,
something like six hundred songs. Isn't that what the he'll
turn he'll turn around to his band. I mean quite literally,
and just I don't know where to say, Hey, play
Mitch Ryder.
Speaker 1 (02:12:51):
But they got an well they're musicians. It's not like.
Speaker 5 (02:12:59):
It was fun.
Speaker 2 (02:13:01):
Excuse me, Christy, I've gotta I've got a once again,
step down to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (02:13:05):
Talking Captain Mara, you're gonna know the songs. No, most
bands you couldn't.
Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
Just turn around on a nowhere and throw some song
at him. Hey, fellows, what's uh?
Speaker 8 (02:13:13):
I feel like you can't?
Speaker 2 (02:13:14):
Let's do Afternoon Delight? Can we go with Godwin all
the time? You can't? I know the song? So does? Okay,
I'll do it?
Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
Do it? That one?
Speaker 2 (02:13:24):
What's that one? I am the god of hell Fire?
Speaker 7 (02:13:26):
Well that's that big old instrumental before it starts, it's
got a bunch of God would give us.
Speaker 1 (02:13:31):
I don't know if it's a guitar keyboard. Do you
have both?
Speaker 2 (02:13:33):
Ready?
Speaker 8 (02:13:34):
Give us some everybody wants uh, everybody wants to yeah,
rule the world. Here's for fears. That's exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:13:44):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
We'll go ahead, we'll play it.
Speaker 2 (02:13:49):
Name another one. You don't see me go spricksteined.
Speaker 1 (02:13:54):
Bruce doesn't go to the band, Hey play give.
Speaker 2 (02:13:57):
Me let me. Here's that magic trick.
Speaker 7 (02:14:01):
People come to a Springsteen con concert with cards and
they'll have requests. He picks what he wants and then
go in the audience and then it comes up in
the teleprompter with the chords above it, and he's ready
to go. Ah.
Speaker 1 (02:14:14):
No, No, his band knows all the sorts, every talk smart, talented.
They hear me talking about them, and they will like me. Sorry, Bruce, Hey,
I like everybody on that show except chick who's running
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his bouth. See they'll hate me now. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:14:39):
We have coming up. A sad death in Hollywood. I
know that's a fair way to say, because there's some
deaths in Hollywood. I wouldn't mind saying the.
Speaker 5 (02:14:51):
Hundred.
Speaker 2 (02:14:53):
This person was one hundred?
Speaker 1 (02:14:56):
Was it June Lockhart?
Speaker 2 (02:14:57):
Yeah, she's stop ruining teerer.
Speaker 8 (02:15:02):
The mom from Lassie, Ye, the mom from Lost in Space.
I'm so sorry, I'm so I may not be able
to continue.
Speaker 2 (02:15:12):
It is shocking, shocking playing a car.
Speaker 8 (02:15:17):
Let's go to TMZ and find out what freak accident
killed this one. What shocking she has? She has two
children that are still alive. That's what's shocking.
Speaker 5 (02:15:27):
They're also old freaks called natural causes.
Speaker 7 (02:15:31):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:15:33):
Natural to me.
Speaker 8 (02:15:35):
The great irony would have been if it was a
dog attack. Apparently, apparently she was not all that fond
of Can we get the Lassies she worked with?
Speaker 1 (02:15:44):
We can get that together. Hey, I presentation of Lassie
ripping Lockhart to pieces. By the way, June Lockhart didn't die.
She was just sent to a farm. She's playing. That's right.
Oh yeah, you know what killed her? She fell into
a well.
Speaker 8 (02:16:00):
Every episode of Lassie, Oh, we don't have to do
your story now wherever the sheriff boys should have said, hey, everybody,
would you please seal all your wells and caves?
Speaker 2 (02:16:12):
Sorry?
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Speaker 2 (02:17:26):
You know she would to be seven hundred and dog
years or am I getting that backwards. No, man, poor thing.
Speaker 8 (02:17:38):
Man.
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Speaker 1 (02:17:47):
Welcome back to the Bomb and Tom Show. Oh this
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Osky Man, Josh.
Speaker 8 (02:18:01):
Did you see this thing over the weekend where the
guy dipped his testicles and glitter?
Speaker 2 (02:18:06):
No, pretty nuts, pretty DUTs? Because I was thinking, what
on earth were you watching? Oh god, wait a minute,
was chick? Were you here for the interview with Steve O?
Speaker 1 (02:18:21):
I was not? Oh it's great? Is that posted? He's
a he's like you. He's a he's a heavily tatted guy.
Speaker 5 (02:18:31):
I'm not heavily tatted.
Speaker 2 (02:18:32):
I think I'm heavily tatted. We have like nine well yeah,
but nine tattoos is heavily tatted. If you got behind
a Portia that had nine bumper stickers, you'd go that's stolen,
and then you'd go, uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18:46):
Nine, I'm an equivalent of a stolen Porsche, is what
you're trying?
Speaker 2 (02:18:50):
No, No, I'm just saying that you I think nine
tattoos is a heavy number.
Speaker 1 (02:18:55):
You have multiple tattoos, Yes, as does Steve. Thank you,
Steve has Steve has quite a clever one. Yea on
the on his back. He's got him putting his two thumbs.
Oh no, he has a new one.
Speaker 5 (02:19:05):
Yeah, he has a new one, chick.
Speaker 1 (02:19:07):
It's based on the movie E T.
Speaker 2 (02:19:10):
It's more or less that logo, except it's the estratsticle
and T's face looks like it's a junk.
Speaker 1 (02:19:17):
Quite clever. Yeah, it sounds highly recommended. I certainly enjoyed talking.
Speaker 2 (02:19:22):
To him that he had he had the nasty words
that were on his fingers removed. Still as the penis
on the forehead though, Yeah, yeah he didn't.
Speaker 5 (02:19:32):
You didn't notice that he showed it, Yeah, right above
his eyebrow.
Speaker 2 (02:19:37):
Famous, yeah, famous during the interview. I know, I'm just saying,
don't you think you get that taken? Because he had
the other ones taken them. That was That's definitely branding.
I mean that was part.
Speaker 1 (02:19:46):
That was a bit that they did him getting that
tattooed there.
Speaker 5 (02:19:52):
I definitely grew my bangs out.
Speaker 11 (02:19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:19:54):
Yeah, talk about defining the term dickhead, I right there.
It's now so we promised, we gave you the teaser
on that June Lockhart thing.
Speaker 1 (02:20:03):
Did we cover it all?
Speaker 5 (02:20:05):
Pretty much? June Lockhart, the best known actress from the
movie or TV show Lastly and Lost in Space Oil,
passed away at her home in Santa Monica of natural
causes at the age of one hundred. She remained sharp
and upbeat to the very end, according to The New
York Times. In the Los Angeles Times that she read
(02:20:26):
every day. She was born in nineteen twenty five in
New York City. June Locker, the daughter of actors Jean
and Kathleen Lockhart, made her film debut the age of
twelve in Christmas Carol alongside her parents.
Speaker 1 (02:20:40):
Wow, I wonder if she got that part neo baby
she was. I read an interview with her and she
was saying that you were sitting around old June Lockhart.
Speaker 5 (02:20:53):
You read the story of her weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:20:54):
He that crippling at least sad. Most of the lassies
were male. Oh that's a fast.
Speaker 2 (02:21:03):
As a dog person. I thought you might appreciate this.
Speaker 1 (02:21:08):
I'll say it. One thing.
Speaker 2 (02:21:09):
You don't really see a lot of collies anymore.
Speaker 5 (02:21:13):
My neighbor has one, beautiful You.
Speaker 2 (02:21:16):
Have the full size of the main Tom.
Speaker 1 (02:21:18):
Christie's neighbor has a collie the premise your premises BS.
She also has assisted over your timouth. That is the
huge nose. That's what you said. You said you're one
of your neighbors has a really year you were telling
me smell that all of you, and I wish they'd moved.
Speaker 5 (02:21:40):
I have wonderful neighbors.
Speaker 1 (02:21:43):
You're gonna put Cayenne pepper in the dogs?
Speaker 2 (02:21:45):
Nothing like that, yeah, June Lockhart and she she said
that Lassie wasn't especially friendly, that they only paid attention
to the trainers. But what do you want, June?
Speaker 1 (02:21:59):
The food?
Speaker 8 (02:22:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:22:01):
How dare that dog down?
Speaker 1 (02:22:03):
She also sit down and listen to one of your
boring stories. She speaks fluid dog. Okay, what else you
got Christie Lee?
Speaker 5 (02:22:13):
Oh boy, we have an update on the louver ice.
Speaker 1 (02:22:18):
Listen to this fact about June Locker. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (02:22:21):
Fascinated with space studies, the Lost in Space co star
spends a lot of time down at NASA, making appearances
at dinners and conventions with.
Speaker 5 (02:22:33):
A Robinson in her and their wives.
Speaker 1 (02:22:39):
She's just down there. I like everything about that. The
unaffected delivery.
Speaker 8 (02:22:46):
Where's the robot was actually Lockhart's here again bothering the taurusts.
She was a practicing journalist. She went to the White
House many times in her capacity.
Speaker 5 (02:22:56):
Well, how about that authorities have arrested two suspects in
connection with the theft of the Crown jewels from Paris's
Louver Museum. One was caught at Paris's Charles de Gaull
airport trying to leave the country. Two other suspects and
the jewelers remained on the lamb.
Speaker 1 (02:23:11):
But somebody had a cavity search.
Speaker 5 (02:23:14):
Yeah, a Pierre, a German company.
Speaker 1 (02:23:17):
Pierre put on the glove. We got a live one.
Speaker 5 (02:23:20):
Well you heard how they caught these two, right and
the helmet, No, they were the ones on the outside,
and they left one hundred and fifty fingerprints on the helmet,
the reflecting vest, the ladder, oh gloves, Yeah, no, in
France they go Galuva, German company that manufactures the brand
(02:23:46):
of ladder used in that heist is making the most
of the unexpected fame with their new ad campaign.
Speaker 2 (02:23:53):
Is that it's it's a basket thing, Yeah, like a
crane on a bas like a cherry picker.
Speaker 5 (02:23:59):
Yeah, kind of this week published a social media post
featuring the now famous image of its furniture ladder extending
up to a balcony outside the Gallery of Apollo. The
post was captured quote, when you need to move fast,
the bar a Jilio transports your treasures weighing up to
four hundred kilograms. I said, yeah, at forty two meters
(02:24:22):
a minute. Why it is a whisper.
Speaker 2 (02:24:23):
How about that. It's the same thing that Ford did
after the OJ thing. Oh yeah, the Bronco, the Bronco.
When you want to get away from it all, you
can cruise control in a nice forty five miles per hour.
A place for your wig and your cash.
Speaker 1 (02:24:42):
Yeah, there you go, I staw.
Speaker 2 (02:24:44):
Let these guys get away with it. It was so cool. No, well,
somebody cares about that jewelry.
Speaker 8 (02:24:48):
Yeah they do, sitting in a glass case.
Speaker 2 (02:24:51):
No one's using it. Well, concern is that if it's
already it's already been broken. They don't know if it's
if it's still intact. If they melt on the silver
and melt on the way, there's no.
Speaker 1 (02:25:02):
Way it's still and it's all melted down.
Speaker 5 (02:25:05):
They've taken those apart the day of You never know.
Speaker 1 (02:25:08):
They made it into somebody's grilly.
Speaker 2 (02:25:11):
Now do you have to acquire the movie rights to
the story? Can someone just make it.
Speaker 5 (02:25:17):
Because you know I might acquire it from the I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:25:20):
I mean if you do it based on a report
or an article.
Speaker 2 (02:25:23):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:25:23):
My favorite part of it is that ladder leaning up
against some building eight minutes right back.
Speaker 5 (02:25:31):
Now it goes to.
Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
Show I've heard everything from four plus minutes to eight.
So I don't know what the actual uh number is,
but not much. And I guess there were people in
that gallery when they walked in. Cool the the uh
they were workers. The museum had been opened for half
an hour when it happened.
Speaker 8 (02:25:49):
I bet I could rob a museum, really, ye, So
what do you want? A couple of postcards?
Speaker 2 (02:25:53):
I got you?
Speaker 5 (02:25:54):
Well, the v and A Museum in London has the
Cardia exhibit. You could take anything you want out of
there and I'd be out to wear it.
Speaker 2 (02:26:01):
You know what? I got your girl.
Speaker 1 (02:26:04):
Some diamonds for that ass?
Speaker 2 (02:26:05):
How about that? Huh? Well, you better put him in
there to get out.
Speaker 1 (02:26:10):
What's the largest thing you would shove in there? And
have pulled out? What you heard me geor tongue for pleasure.
Speaker 2 (02:26:20):
How about that.
Speaker 1 (02:26:22):
George Hung your tongue? He said, oh, my tongue. I
would to talk about that if I, you know, you
do something for me.
Speaker 2 (02:26:32):
I second, when you.
Speaker 8 (02:26:33):
Thought he said George Hung in your mind, you must
have been like, oh my gosh, he has a person
already in mind, and that's.
Speaker 2 (02:26:40):
What George Hung.
Speaker 8 (02:26:41):
Yeah, like somebody went to school with this whole time.
He's just thought about old George Hung.
Speaker 1 (02:26:47):
We got a new fake name. What was the last one?
We can't George Hung? And something tacky?
Speaker 2 (02:26:53):
Well, never mind.
Speaker 5 (02:26:54):
My journal Scientific reports a new study finds that the
world's most expensive coffee beans, which are excreted by civets,
may have higher levels of fats and flavor enhancing compounds
than traditionally harvested beans.
Speaker 2 (02:27:08):
We've had this story before, but now there's a Now
they're attacking it with science. I'm skeptical.
Speaker 5 (02:27:14):
Civit coffee is harvested from the fecal matter of civets
after they have consumed ripe coffee beans coffee berries and
digested the pulp. Scientists analyze samples from wild civets on
five estates growing robusta coffee in India and discovered that
the civit beans had a significantly higher total fat content
(02:27:34):
than the manually harvested beans.
Speaker 2 (02:27:36):
Okay, good fats.
Speaker 5 (02:27:37):
I wonder it doesn't say whether they're the good fats
are the bad fats here, I'm sorry. They believe. Scientists
do that the chemical differences in the civet coffee are
a results of fermentation of the beans in the digestive system. Duh,
and the differences likely affect the final flavor.
Speaker 2 (02:27:54):
I see. Okay, but again this is completely ridiculous. Well
it's not for me. Yeah, no, so I want to
I at what it cost, and it says the average
price for a cup of so called civet coffee at
a specialty cafe in the United States is somewhere in
the range of fifty to one hundred dollars per cup.
I bee, Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:28:14):
Yeah maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:28:16):
Yeah. And it's again, this is just one of those
gimmicky things that we tried to remember. We had it
here a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:28:24):
You guys actually had the civit coffee.
Speaker 2 (02:28:25):
Yeah, what'd you think? I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:28:27):
I don't remember. Yeah, I don't remember what it tasted.
Speaker 2 (02:28:30):
I can't remember that much of a difference, but it's
just one of those ridiculously pretentious don't talk to me
till I've crapped my first cup. So that got me
looking because I remembered we had a story not too
long ago about elephant dung gin, and then there was
also the uh unga gin.
Speaker 1 (02:28:51):
Yeah, yeah, yes, thank you, that is great dunga gin.
Speaker 2 (02:28:57):
We also had the coffee plantation in Brazil that was
harvesting bird feces as the secret component for their exotic brew.
Speaker 1 (02:29:08):
The same deal.
Speaker 2 (02:29:09):
The birds eat the coffee beans than what they poop out.
It's their quote here, nuggets of gold. Yeah, the best
part of waking up is bird dung in my coffee.
Good to the last dump. But uh, there's a couple
(02:29:30):
more that we've had over the years, including the beer
that was made with weasel dung. Do you remember this, hm.
It's called snally Gaster snallly Gaster, and it's apparently still
out there. It's a Danish brew made with Vietnamese coffee
beans passed through the digestive system of civet cats, so
(02:29:53):
it's in other words, instead of making coffee out of
the poop, they're making.
Speaker 1 (02:29:57):
Beer out of it.
Speaker 5 (02:29:58):
Apparently a civital just about anything.
Speaker 2 (02:30:00):
Huh hmm. Yeah, I would you like me to see
if I can get a get a yes thing of
snelly gaster.
Speaker 1 (02:30:09):
I'd like to try. I'd like to try to sip
it any Yeah, I'll try it.
Speaker 2 (02:30:13):
The fact that it's beer might be a little better
than the coffee. I'm not sure.
Speaker 8 (02:30:17):
Coffee and beer, coffee and beer. I drink them both.
Because what's that?
Speaker 2 (02:30:25):
What are you doing? You don't remember that old song
that was?
Speaker 13 (02:30:31):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (02:30:31):
Right, you're proud of yourself for you to do at all. Beer,
it's new butt light. I'm here. Well, let's move forward.
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at the Price Pick Sports Deaths. What was your best
Halloween costume? My favorite was the Joker when I was
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Speaker 5 (02:33:40):
Uh, this ought to be good.
Speaker 1 (02:33:42):
Well, it's fair.
Speaker 2 (02:33:44):
I mean there was a there was a person by
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Speaker 8 (02:33:52):
He was one of the first Yes friends, friends, Yes, yes,
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No, no, no, this one way better than don't tell
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I did.
Speaker 2 (02:34:07):
Did you have a tennis skirt?
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It gets better.
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I had. I had a lot of hair than and
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model and an expert. That's she did my hair for me. Nice.
Speaker 1 (02:34:24):
And I had two tennis balls made into a necklace. Yeah,
it was great.
Speaker 2 (02:34:32):
Everything you can't do today without getting At the time, though,
that was like a huge news story.
Speaker 1 (02:34:39):
That's great.
Speaker 8 (02:34:39):
Yeah, I'm surprised there has been a bio pic on that.
Maybe there hasn't. I'm I missed out.
Speaker 2 (02:34:44):
Yeah it could be. I think I think the person's
name actually was like doctor Dick Raskin, who some famous
guy eye surgeon or something and a really good tennis player. Yeah,
so that was like the no no harm intended, Well, no,
of course not you pat your best costume ever.
Speaker 7 (02:35:01):
Best costume was supposed to be Batman, but it kind
of got ruined at the en because it was cold
to my mom made me put a jacket on. That
was the best Batman actually Yeah, yeah, TV Batman plaster plaster,
Paris mask and everything.
Speaker 8 (02:35:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:35:15):
Mom spent a lot of time on Wow, misters. Oh,
I was as Bob Ross.
Speaker 2 (02:35:21):
Oh cool.
Speaker 8 (02:35:22):
I had a nice leisure suit and I had my
hair off rowed out and carried a little easel. Everyone
everyone enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (02:35:31):
That's still a good costume. Yeah, and hey, when was
we had the story about the Bob Ross auction? Has
that taken place?
Speaker 5 (02:35:39):
I don't know, I'd have to look it up.
Speaker 2 (02:35:40):
It's you might have been on vacation. The Bob Ross
is the guy on PBS or who had I know
you do? I just he was a former, like like
a army drill sergeant or something and U but he
hid this very quiet manner about him, very nice voice,
and he filmed a couple hundred episodes of the show
(02:36:01):
and they still air it. But his paintings, he did
thousands of them. Almost all of them are in a
warehouse somewhere, I think in Virginia, yep. But they were
releasing I don't know, six or whatever, not very many
of them to sell.
Speaker 1 (02:36:15):
For begins November eleventh. Okay, Christy, your best costume.
Speaker 5 (02:36:21):
My ex and I went as Boris and Natasha one time.
Oh and I was Boris obviously because he's six four
and I'm five. Natasha.
Speaker 2 (02:36:30):
Oh cool?
Speaker 5 (02:36:31):
We won?
Speaker 13 (02:36:33):
Oh cool?
Speaker 5 (02:36:33):
I got to carry the little bomb nice.
Speaker 2 (02:36:37):
By the way, if you I've actually seen this at
an airport, when you say the little bomb, you mean
the one that's it looks like a globe with a
fuse sticking out of the top. And they had a
thing with a picture of one of those with a
line through it. Like, that's that's how we make bahom study.
Speaker 5 (02:36:53):
I don't think we ever made bombs like that, did we?
Speaker 2 (02:36:55):
I don't know, but that's that's I guess that's the
universal Yeah, I mean everyone knows that. So okay. Yeah,
as did you ever go as a kiss member? Alf?
Speaker 11 (02:37:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:37:07):
Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:37:10):
Fur coat depending on the tech localist.
Speaker 2 (02:37:15):
Very good. Now we mentioned the story about this is
I believe our second stolen fire truck this week.
Speaker 5 (02:37:19):
Yeah, this is a guy, this time in Florida. He's
been arrested after he allegedly stolen crashed a fire truck.
According to Tampa police, the fifty nine year old Warren
Scudder drove off with a Tampa Fire rescue engine that
had been parked outside Saint Joseph's Hospital at nine to
twenty five am. During his little joy ride, he crashed
into a Lexus SUV before police caught up with the suspect,
(02:37:43):
blocked the engine's path and took him into custody. He
now faces numerous charges, as you can imagine, including burglary
of an unoccupied conveyance, grand theft of emergency medical equipment,
and dui with property. Dammit, he had a blood alcohol
wait one seven.
Speaker 2 (02:38:01):
Oh way nine thirty in the morning. Yeah, or as
we call it Florida lass ball, You're you're hammered at
nine thirty in the morning. I mean, we've all maybe
been a little tipsy, but have you ever been I'm
gonna steal a fire truck drunk? No, in the morning anytime.
Speaker 1 (02:38:18):
I was.
Speaker 8 (02:38:19):
I know I've been I'm gonna steal a golf cart drunk,
because once I got drunk and stole a golf cart.
My buddy and I laughed and laughed. You know, you
could get a dui and a golf cart. Like, how
embarrassing that one? Yeah, yeah, looser license.
Speaker 5 (02:38:36):
Did you crash?
Speaker 1 (02:38:37):
No, we just cruised around the Saint Patrick's Day parade
and just had a ball.
Speaker 2 (02:38:44):
Okay, And I just found the previous drunk one was
a lady yeah right. Oh and also also apparently apparently drunk. Yeah,
so uh, but she actually didn't crash, she just ditched
the fire truck at an inn.
Speaker 1 (02:38:59):
Yeah, okay, ironically, Like I'm just thinking about this.
Speaker 2 (02:39:06):
After you steal a fire truck, usually you get to
have a ride in a police car for free.
Speaker 8 (02:39:13):
I'm sure you might be cough, but yeah, where's the
funniest place to drive a stolen fire truck? Funniest place
for the funniest place to pull a fire truck?
Speaker 5 (02:39:26):
Another firehouse?
Speaker 2 (02:39:27):
McDonald's drive through. Yeah you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:39:32):
Yeah, you're going to get a fair question. We'll give
it some thought on comeback on fun Day. Thanks so much.
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