The BOB & TOM Show - October 28, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
All around the countream coast coast, people always say, what
do you like most. I don't want to brag. I
don't want to boast. I always tell him I like toes.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, I get up in the morning about six a m.
Have a little jelly, a little job. Take a piece
of bread, put it in a slow pushed down the
lever and the wires get hot to get to.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Now there's no secrets toasting perfection. There's a dial on
the side, and you make your selection, pushed to the
darker the light, and then of a pop's too soon,
pressed down again.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
When the first cave man drove.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
In from the dregs, I didn't know what would go
with the bacon in the egg. Must have been a
genius got it in his head. Plug the toaster in
the wall, Buy a bag of bread, makeetoe. Yeah, we

(01:59):
must steal balls.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
You'll cook.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Laurice Chevelle. I will tell him, Holy Mary bug.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Fresh in Chicago. On the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Hey there, Hi, there, hol there. If you watch the
World Series Game over, it's morning already. Sorry, good good morning.
It's a Bob a Time show. Hello, Hello, Hello, there's
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Hi, there's that Godwin. Hello, Chatty real real chatty.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Hi sure today?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Do you think?

Speaker 7 (03:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:04):
One of my favorite Hello Josh Arnold. Hello, I killed
the outlet mall in Florida.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh I did.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
I did the Anti Tom vacation. There's Ace Cosby. I'm
Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello,
tom Our. Our show will go sixteen innings if necessary.
Eighteen eighteen eighteen, Baby, I gave up.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
That's two games.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's still on when you got up, wasn't it.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Well, wouldn't that be confusing? You know that's a double header?
Wake up in the game, still starting me?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Anyway?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
How many people stayed?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
It was full? Yeah, it was like midnight, La time.
It is the best time. That's right, La time. What
do you mean you did the Anti Tom?

Speaker 8 (03:58):
You know?

Speaker 6 (03:58):
I shopped, I have room service, and I did everything
jumping on vacations pretty fun?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You would not do?

Speaker 9 (04:04):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yes, went to the beach, walking around. Yeah, laid at
the beach, cust at seagulls. Boy jackasses, aren't they? Everything's there?
And I saw what I can only assume is a
mamma seagull and a daddy seagull, and the mama seagull
is at the daddy seagull, and the daddy seagull was
wasn't saying a word, just turning his head away from mommy.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
S It was the funniest thing I've seen, given giving
her the yes, dear.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
And they have a bunch of bunch of kids. Man,
the seagulls, Yeah, sounds like a scum. The seagulls join us.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
A couple things here I want to get to. I
have a list. I don't want to go through all
of them. It's the spookiest place names of each state.
Oh so you have like bone, exactly what do we
do with it?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
They're not actually spooky, they're just the name is sound spooky.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, what do we do with Erie, Pennsylvania?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
That's a little spooky? Yeah, the whole city, right.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
But in Alaska dead Man Lake Oh yeah, wait a minute,
named after a prospector who died in the waters. Oh man,
I did. It's fed by dead Man Creek at the
foot of dead Man Mountain. Holy heck, And you want
to go there. There were three brothers, all clumsy.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Got another one.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Phill Witcherville, Arkansas.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Yeah, what could have happened there? Where did that start?
It's as cold as a witches in a tin bra.

Speaker 10 (05:36):
That never made sense to me really well when they
when I cold as a witch's boob? Aren't they always
hanging over a steaming cold.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, they're never really cold.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
An think they'd be fairly warm. You bring up at
the bout time we tackled the big issues. Yes, you know,
this Asian summit is one thing, but yeah, we actually
have in the news today a thing of out the
latest trend in breast implants coming up here we go
kind of surprising as material goes. We'd be both with

(06:12):
respect to what they're using for the breast implants. Please
tell me and be size that the sleep number of
people have finally seen the light and now anybody can
just hit a button.

Speaker 10 (06:26):
I'm a seven when it comes to your boobs, right, well, really,
my last boyfriend was a four.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Christy answer me this.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
If there was a way that you could press a
button and it would adjust the size of your boobs
for your outfit, that would be that would be huge awesome.
But this is kind of of that Delaware do you
want to go to Slaughter Beach?

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Man, that's great.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Clutch again, spooky names. There's a place called Coffin's Patch, Florida. Well,
Florida's kind of Florida's book everywhere. Slaughter Mountain, Georgia, a
lot of slaughters. Yeah, I named after a territorial battle

(07:12):
between two groups of indigenous peoples. Is that right?

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay? Uh Hill people. You know they don't fight a
fair dude. No, dentistry is just a far off concept.
There is a town called Hell for Certain, Kentucky. That's great,
not just Hell. Hell for certain, boy. Somebody must have
had a real bad time when they got there.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
You know what we're gonna do later this morning? Tom
was called Hell Michigan. And see if it's frozen over
stand by for that good good Mark.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Burned Deathwash, New Mexico, God origin unclear. Hmmm. Execution Rocks,
New York. Boy, Wonder what happened there? Maybe it's the
rock that you wanted to execute people on?

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Are they did?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Apparently British troops would chain down prisoners and watch them
drown as the tide rolled in. Oh there you go. Yeah,
that's a little that's a little rough.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Like Leslie Nielsen did a Ted Danson.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah creep show.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
So this is my favorite though, uh in Vermont, and
it's not particularly scary. Uh, it's it's a Popple Dungeon Road, Okay,
which pops were a fun stuffed animal type toy in
the eighties.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, Popple Vungeon Road sounds like an ice cream from
men and Jerry's I probably very tasty too. Then you've
got the usual bloody Run Creek that's in Virginia and
West Virginia, Maggoty Run.

Speaker 8 (08:59):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Then of course when it was maggots, they're a tenacious sponge.
Grand Titan National Park. You'll of course find yourself in
Death Canyon, Wyoming and means you know, translates to grand
meaning yeah big. It's not petit Titan.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
That they did that. There was a place called is
not it's not Titans based, it's it's yes, breast absolute yes,
because of you. That's exactly correct, because I'm not kidding
the view of them, that's fine. As you come in
from the east, they look like to forget that.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
But why wouldn't they go with something majestic instead of
something trashy?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Like Boobs and then the smart Ones. It was the
name is Idy Biddy Committee. I'm right, Oh yeah, yeah,
they had to when they left the city. Man, Okay,
I think I.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Was in third or fourth grade when I heard that
for the first time, and I said, it doesn't get
any funnier than You're correct.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
So those are some of the scary places in the
United States.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
What about when a storm hits on the East coast
Kill Devil Hill, North Carolina. They always talk about that.
That's because that's where the Wright brothers were.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Is that where they at kill Devil Hill? Yeah, that's
not what I've heard.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
In North Carolina? Where what actual it was? Yeah, not
kill Devil Hill? Or was it kill Devil Hill? And
they just said Kitty Hawk?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I think I think Hills one of the hills in
the Kitty Hawk area. Oh yeah, oh you grew up there,
that's right. I forgot it was there quite a bit
doing here's a scary one. You had a wonderful job, Benjamin.
I'm sorry, Pat's upset. What I always think of very
scary Epstein Island.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Depends on who you ask.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Th Sne had it pretty good. Yeah, I don't think
he was afraid to go at all? Did you hear
one of the things he liked was getting tucked in bed?

Speaker 5 (10:52):
What a man? Weird?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Nothing sexual, but a beautiful girl would come and tuck
him into. He'd loved to be tuck didn't. Hey, Jeffy,
your snug is a bug and a rug A lot of.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
That yell that.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I hate being tucked in.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do you want me to crack the door open a little?
Would you? I'll leave the hall light on, thank you?
Now if you ask me for the water one more time?
Did you guys do that when you're.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, yeah, I want to go to bed.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Sure, I want to smack in the face. Don't I
have other glass of water?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Mob?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, well, coming up, we have, as I mentioned, the
latest in the breast implant news. Oh real quick, Chick
informed me of this this morning.

Speaker 9 (11:38):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
The Purdue expedition to the site where they there's a
theory that Amelia Earhart's plane is found in shallow water.
They've they're not going to go, at least not for
at least a year. They say they postponed the trip
until next year. I see, well, the fallen tree will
still be there. Yeah, you're somewhat skeptical too.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I think they should absolutely go and check it out. Yeah,
I know, you can't go a revisionist history on us
on there.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
You are fascinated and amazed and very excited about this story.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, they found it. They found it.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't know. It looks like it could be a
tree under it could be anything.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
It could be.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Uh, it looks like the Iron Giant like they're putting it.
They're putting it off. I mean, she could starve by
the time they get there, right, I don't know why.
You're right, you got to get down there. They should
go check it out. Why not? But it's a group
from Purdue University. I don't know why I didn't. Chick
just told me this when you want in, I don't
know what they've had to postpone.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
That I know somebody very close to that. We could
find out more information if you'd like another one A
friend of yours, Chrissy, I have a lot of friends, Chick.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, I'd like to hear their side of the story.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Okay, I have a lot of acquaintance.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
There you go. How about Massacre Pond, Maine? Anybody want
to go?

Speaker 6 (12:57):
No, Yeah, what's the name of the best Palmer Lake,
What is that Crystal Lake? Crystal Yeah, yeah, remember Betsy Palmer.
You should remember the.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Game show host? Yeh yeah yeah yeah, game show. She
was a contestant, game celebrity, contestant. Yeah she was great.
She was the blind he was great that she ain't
that imprinted on me? But what that?

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Look?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
What was she known for?

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Though?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I mean I don't think she was a game show
Yeah she was.

Speaker 10 (13:23):
She eventually became known as Jason Vorhie's mother for sure,
missus Vorhe's friend of the Christies.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh really, yeah I did not know that. Oh yeah,
how about Dorothy kill Gallon?

Speaker 5 (13:33):
What was she famous for?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Not being as pretty as Bessie Palmer.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Or what's the name of the lady? And it was
on she was in the Marx Brothers Night at the Opera? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no,
uh the pretty one? Yeah yeah yeah, was a girlfriend
to Yeah, well she was on life. It wasn't Dorothy
kill Gallans somebody like, well.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
We dig that up. Coming up, we also have news
from the world of teeth, very exciting news and a
hilarious story because everybody's okay, more or less about a
booty call gone wrong. The headline has the word arson
in it and the word booty call. Oh, it's a

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it's a just a classic kitty Carlisle. Kitty Carlisle. Yes.
And then also in the news flavor flave.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, how does he do it?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I see I see flavor flavor in the in sports
news this morning. I'm so fortunate.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
Uh yeah, I kind of admire the guy. After I
read that, I found I think we remember this as
being objectionable. Hang on, flavor flav ye, boy, I forgot that. Yeah,
let's never forget that. Greg Giraldo said he looks like
how Magic Johnson should look. That's it was one of

(15:11):
the great It might be my favorite roast joke of
all time. That is sung who said that, the late
Greg Gerold. Oh, that might be the epitome of comedians
sitting around and all of them saying.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, that's funny. Yeah, none of them laugh, none of
them lies. I just go right, okay, wishing we thought
of it. Greg you one, Greg you one? Oh man?
I remember Greg great tattoos. Yeah, let's check in with we.
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Speaker 1 (16:54):
Tom, thank you very much. And I found the explanation
for why the expedition to grab or to see if
that is in fact Amelia Earhart's plane has been postponed.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Logistics government wouldn't give them clear into.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
The uh Kira body government. Yeah, such as it. Yeah, yeah,
I'm sure they're they're busy. They're probably too busy with
their space program. Desert trying to get a coconut one
hundred feet off the ground. We have, they have not
issued a permit yet. We have to conduct a hearing,
but first we will consult the bones. Yeah, the president,

(17:29):
the president.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
As the season is ramping up.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, come, I'll give me a break. You'll get a break.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Sports sports coming up, Dodgers win Game three and Chiefs
pound the Washington football team in h Austria.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
And sports news good day you mate, No no, no Austria. Yeah. Yeah,
a shrimp on the barbie they had last year with
the poor poor guy got flown to the wrong country.
And then we had the story of the of the
person that went wanted to go to Miami University. Yes,
and Laura and they got off the plane and they

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were at the one in Ohio Beautiful. They didn't have
to close because it was winter. I can throw my bikini.
These are the O'Reilly auto Parts studios. I think that
person was from Booga Booga. Okay, these are the op
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Speaker 1 (19:31):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Welcome back to the Bob at Top Show. At the
Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

Speaker 11 (19:36):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
There's Pat Godwin. Hello.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
There's Josh Arnold. There, he's at the IH steven Singer
Sideking chair. There's Ace COSBYO. I'm Chick McGhee at the
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Speaker 1 (19:51):
Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. A couple quick things. We're going
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They are amazing. Christy, remember you and I got some.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I have four right now.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, of the Sleep Number pillow A real quick change
of thought here. How many pillows do you have on
your bed? Not your real pillows that you sleep on,
but the decorative ones that apparently are issued to all
women at some point in the history.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
We have five decorative for sleep.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Then the five decorative they come off the bed and
where do they go?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
They go stacked on the chair. We have two chairs.
They stack on the chairs. That's not true on the
dresser in the chair.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
We've got two chairs.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
The other chairs were none of that is my stuff.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Saw their stuffy.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, I did pick out all the bedes.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
The chairs then are no longer usable.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
It's gonna sit in the chair overnight.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
In fact that it deters intruders. Yeah, that's exactly how
mine is. I've got there's five pillow extra those extra
pillows and they sit on a chair dough they go
two and two and then the third one goes across
the front and then they go on the y.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
They go on the chair. Is it nice though? Don't
you like?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
You don't like walking into a bedroom and seeing those
nice a made bed No, no, I don't.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
And I've got one pillow decord you could term decorative
that's as wide as the bed.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Now it's your home is yours like mine? That in
the living room now all the decorative pillows are Halloween themed.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
No, I don't do that.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yes, one of them.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I used to do that.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
But the kids are going.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
Don't you made fun of me one time and you
made some sort of noise way back during one of
my legal entanglements that I said, yeah, there are fall
pillows and there are spring pillows.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
And you made this noise. Which do you remember that?

Speaker 10 (22:02):
Minds as simple as it gets, though. It's it's on
one side, it's all buffalo check, black and white, which
is a motif I have running through the house.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh nice, thank you.

Speaker 10 (22:12):
And then if you flip it, it's the same motif
but with three jack lanterns on it. So in October
I flip it. The rest of the year it's flipped
to the other side.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
You can't what happened?

Speaker 6 (22:22):
It's great, what happened to this show he's using He's
using motif.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Christy's saying bedclothes? What the hell? We used to be
rock and roll? Man, We were on the edge.

Speaker 12 (22:34):
Man.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I got a really cool rock and roll ac DC jacket.
Can I wear that anywhere but an ac DC concert?

Speaker 9 (22:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
You can wear it.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
You better wear it in an ac DC concert and
anywhere else.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, I mean it's so cool. In fact, I saw
it on Instagram. The lady I bought it from put
it up on Instagram and I was like, hey, I
own that jacket.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Were you here for the debate about wearing a band's
T shirt to the band's concert.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yeah, I was hard, Jimmy Partero that.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, there is no debate where else.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Absolutely, that's what I'm saying. I can't wear it though, yeah,
even though I'll wear it tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Oh boys.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
See.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
And the thing is, you know who ac DC is,
You know a bunch of their songs, whereas there's a
lot of although I guess I appreciate the great artwork
from classic rock is now coming back in the form
of Pink Floyd T shirts everywhere and Nirvana T shirts everywhere,
but with people who have no idea that Nirvana is

(23:35):
a band.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Well, to be full disclosure, I only bought the a
c DC jacket because I liked the actual jacket. I didn't.
It just has a big ac DC thing on the back.
But she had some really a tribute project. It's a
really cool thing out of la and she did these
really cool rolling stones and David Bowie. But this was
the only one that really fit me and I really like,
so I bought it.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
You're okay, okay, you're a rock and roll chick all
as well? Yeah, Now, all were we going to get
to any of our letters. Do you have anything over there?

Speaker 13 (24:02):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Dear Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Tom, I had to risk my life this morning getting gas.
I had to ignore one of your ultimate rules. Did
not think I would make it out of the station.
This is Mike from Where's this from South Dakota. There's
Mike and there's a picture of him at cheating death

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outside the circle K. If you'll notice, Tom.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
The big tanker truck is there? Tanker truck one of
your Let I guess i'mbody didn't slam into it, start
a fire and have a whole place blow up like
we've seen a million times.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
Then.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
We've had in the movies, we've had conflicting reports that
when that thing is filling up the tanks underground, that
the sediment is rising. It's I don't know whether to
believe that or not, but hm, you know what I'm saying. Okay, Oh,
we've that's kind of an ongoing debate. Now we have

(25:01):
this nice letter here.

Speaker 11 (25:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
This person works at the Ritz Carlton in and I've
never been to Maui, So maybe one of you can
help me with us. Is it pronounced kapalua? Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Connor poll Okay, I've been there. I stayed at that
hotel before.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I think you're both right.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I think that I have to see it.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
But this is the Ritz Carlton and.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
North of Lahina. I've been there.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
They were this person works there, and he mentioned that
his favorite radio show was from right here, yes, in
the USA, and the woman screamed, Bob and Tom show,
it's my favorite two nice and Mike writes, we love
you here on Maui. Well, wonderful.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
My friend Chris lives on Maui and he wants to
come over for the big cookout that we're having for
our December pardon our staff cookout. Yeah, he wants to
come for that. He wants to be your Hawaiian guest.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Remember the Rainbow cookout that never happened.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, we talked about this while you were gone, because we.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Were you were going to assemble a lesbian all all
the different all different people, all ethnicity that have come
together and for the love of a hot dog.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
And I have even talking about it. It's dicey marginalized people.
Oh not, that's I just want to you know, it's different.
It's the Noah's Arc of the marginalized. Yes, one of
these marginalized people right now with straight white men.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
You kidding me?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Taking a beating of it. Yes, we'll have a ramp.
We're gonna have everything. We got this all down. No, no, no, no, no,
that freaks me out. No, no ramp, Dear Bob A
top show. My name is Chad. I'm a truck driver.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Only been driving for a few months, but one of
my favorite parts of my job is listening to you
guys while.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Out on the road.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
I haul oil and fuel across the country. I also
have a puppy dog in my cab.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Here he is now. He loves riding in a truck.
I hope. So his name is Chaos.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Yes, he is a lab mix and I believe he
is dressed up for Halloween and uh that I think
or those might be his pajamas.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I'm not sure which. Maybe a care bear?

Speaker 6 (27:19):
There he is and there's something can we zoom in
on his cratchell area? There Chaos is?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
There's some I think it's his wang tails. Yes, thinks
what is it when you when you when you will
cross a labrador with a mule? That is a piece
of work. Okay, I'm Chaos, back it up? Something else?

(27:50):
Thank you very much for listening. Right, we haven't done
a Chuck Norris joking quite sometimes. I know you guys
don't care for them, my fame? Where did you get that?
Wildly interesting?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Again?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
This now we this is Mark's fault. Wildly interesting because
this one is very contemporary. I'm I venture to say
most of you have not heard this. I certainly hadn't.
It comes to us from Paul Slowakowski, whoa what night

(28:22):
dizzy bowl? It doesn't say he wrote us an email.
He'd he wrote it in the computer, put it in
the mailbox and sent it. He had to print it first.
It's in the Yeah, this is this is by the way,
he says. You're welcome, Josh knowing. How about you hate
the Chuck Norris jokes? Paul writes, when Chuck Norris uses

(28:43):
the computer chat, g P t asks him questions.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Oh god, that is as boring as anything. Nothing.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
It is embracing, just terri the zeitgeist of contemporary Why
am I talking that?

Speaker 5 (29:00):
What we were wondering?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
You're more interested in zitgeist? Me, guys, what the pimple joke?

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Tom Show?

Speaker 8 (29:14):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Hey, Tom, I love the fact that you have all
the different scissors and those special scissors and your needlenose
pliers and uh, what else do you have over there?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I got a Matt, what do you what do they
call these cocks cutter? I called it. I still say
we have. We had one episode of tell Me About
This with Josh Arnold.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
We've done too.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
We'll do it. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
That's where Josh goes over to Tom's area and pick
something up off of his works days.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
You go, Tom, tell me about grab this, grab this
box here you can. I've gotta I gotta take this
and drop it off to be sent back to Amazon.
Hold up the special scissors in it? You used to
get my megaphone thing doesn't work? Are you you're shipping
it back?

Speaker 8 (29:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Boy, just take it over to your p s to
drop it off. And they bought up and they do.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
They do really make So I got a thirty minute
air rund, I gotta.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Do now, thirty minutes.

Speaker 11 (30:05):
I gotta go there.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
I've got to reach then you're going to do it
for me. Which do you want to see my specialized
plastic cutting scissors? Yeah? He want. Yes, These are designed
to when you have those that hard plastic wrapping something
you can get in there and this is Harvey Harvey right.

Speaker 8 (30:23):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Those scissors tom are also used for not only ambulance work.
They're also used for cutting seals out of netting and
other fishing stuff.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Heavy, I have a pair as well. They will cut
a penny in half and it won't ruin them. I've
never had to sharpen my scissors since i've had them. Wow,
everybody should have.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
This whole The thing started yesterday when I was saying
to Josh that you're lucky that you're single, so at
least you know where your scissors are. Yeah. I know
where all of them are. My office. I keep a
pair of scissors, keep my mate knife, and they that's
all disappearing. Yeah, that should be off limits for sure.
And it reminded me that when I was in school,
there was a Missus Leffler at the library had her
scissors and they were quite literally chained to the wall

(31:08):
for her because I'm sure she got tired of them disappearing.
Damn kids, I don't think that. I think the other
teachers were coming in during their smoke breaks. Sure, by
the way, the teachers still smoke like they didn't when
we were in school. That teacher's room when that door
would open. Yes, it was like speccoli getting getting out

(31:28):
of the van in fast times. When I went to
high school until my junior year. In high school, there
was a smoking room for students.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
We had a smoking section outside.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Really, yeah, there was a smoking room. We had kind
of a it wasn't official, but it was out behind
the gym. But no knowing that we had a smoking room.
And then uh, they brought a guy. You did your
high school have those periodic lectures they would bring in
outside people. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure they're still doing it.
And assembly we call it, yeah that they bring in

(32:04):
some speaker from the outside. And they brought on a
guy one day for an anti smoking thing, and they
they actually passed around a lungs in plastic that were
you know, from emphysema and like real lung yeah, real lung,
human lungs. So there there was this big anti smoking crusade.

(32:26):
So as one of the editors of the yearbook, I'm
proud to say we we put up photograph of that
next to the headmaster and one of them, one of
the maintenance guys that attract meet lighting of cigarettes. I
like mister McKinley. We got you, good guy, do as

(32:50):
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Speaker 5 (36:22):
Hello Tom, What a glorious day.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yes, my new copy of The Andy Griffiths Show Ambassador's
Magazine has arrived and quarterly. Man, well, it's supposed to
be every six months month. The editor apologizes he's behind
an issue. Oh, but this new issue sounds like a
crackerjack organization. Oh, it's a great thing. It's annual. It's

(36:46):
so much fun. This is the story of famous flat
car and the o't is it just the one guy
doing it? The editor is he also does he write
every article?

Speaker 6 (36:57):
It's like a cousin of Aunt Bee or something. Francis
bobbyers it's illegitimate.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Don't smirch friend anyways, Philose if you're interested. Yeah, the
Andy Griffith Show Ambassador's Magazine. This is the fifth anniversary issue.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Where can I get a copy of that?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I need to copies of that. Well, look at that
the fifth anniversary issue on the cover. It has all
the other covers. Yeah, isn't that great? That's really something
compendium if you will. Yeah, there's a there's a Ron
Howard Goober. Now you know you get you get the
genius or that they compare two people in a similar role.
Are you more of a Goober guy or a Gomer guy?

Speaker 10 (37:36):
Oh boy, I'm I would say I'm more of a
Gomer guy. But in terms of Andy Griffith, I saw
more Goober episodes. Yeah, well Gomer got his own Yeah, yeah,
he went off right.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
That very realistic show. Goomer Pyle U s m C
the the only marine not to hit the shores of Vietnam.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
In Vietnam that Andy Griffith was a spin off, and
then Gomer was a spin off from Andy Griffith's Right,
Where does it end?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Why didn't Sergeant Carter get his own show? Or Duke
Ronnie Shell? Ronnie Shell did get his own well, but
not as duke. Good morning out of all of that stuff,
No Time for Sergeants is my favorite. That's a good,
good movie. I don't remember that mild comedy. Yeah, he
shows up in the I'll pass along info about the

(38:28):
Andy Griffith Show. Ambassador's magazine for those that are fans.
Would you mind is how much is a subscription that's
for seventy five per issue.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
For him for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's great.

Speaker 12 (38:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I can't imagine anything better than that.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
That'd be great.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
And that's not even a full sized magazine, kind of
like a small TV guy.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I don't worry.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I got him.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
They must have conventions for Andy Griffith. Oh lord, remember
in rat Race they were all going to the Lucy Convention.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Huh, that's so funny.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
What show sitcom? I guess we have to define our
terms first. But what of that ill do we know
the most about and heard the most about?

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Andy Griffith? Might be maybe the Honeymooners For me, they
really love that.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
They like them.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
They liked the hostility and running them to punch his wife,
stuff like that. Yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I did was ask where you were. Let's move forward here.
It is a time to read your letters. Yes, brought
to you by Sleep Number. Now. We had a story
yesterday about the Civet coffee. There's now a scientific explanation
for the cived coffee. This is the one. Believe it

(39:49):
or not. Civiot is some kind of a wild cat
and they eat the coffee beans and then poop them out.
You said that like you were a hip guy.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, A while this is in India. The cibt beans
have a significantly higher total fat content than the manually
harvested beans. So chemical differences in the civic coffee are
a result of fermentation of the beans in the digestive
system of the cippets.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
So we found that the so called civet coffee, which
has various names, goes from between fifty and one hundred
dollars a cup. That's too much. Yeah, and I mean
I don't think you can. I don't think you're not
going to be seeing this at Starbucks anytime soon. I
can assure you of that. But there was also a
a it was it a coffee made out of the

(40:40):
with bird poop. I don't remember that. Yeah, the same
thing where the birds poop the beans. Yeah, this letter
says they should use the motto good to the last PLoP.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Apparently I'm remiss for not bringing that up yesterday. Now
I really begrudgingly read that. Oh yeah, so mad that not. Yeah,
there's here's a sweet, a sweet letter from Michael. He
says I had a great weekend at Pigeon Forge, the
hotel I stayed in had an Otis elevator. Yes, and

(41:17):
many of the stores sold candy cigarettes. Mike kind enough
to send us a photograph of a huge rack of
candy cigarettes. That's what. That's one of the reasons Pigeon
Forge is so great, all of that stuff, the place,
the time for good. I love it it is. I
have never been, but I have always kind of had

(41:38):
a curious.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, I mean it's so kitchy. It's so I see
me walking around with my mouth open a lot.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
You go, yeah, yeah, yeah, go there. Go to Branson,
go to any of those places there, They're a trip.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I got a nice letter from Eerie Pennsylvania, from from Karen.
Yesterday we had Karen and Eerie.

Speaker 9 (41:58):
Ha ha.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Mss Karen was kind enough to write she met June Lockhart.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
All right now and once again, if you have met
June Lockhart, please send us an email.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Miss Lockhart died, Yeah, she did the weekend. She was
one hundred years of age, par Attack, famous for Lost
in Space and Lassie of course that she was actually
an active journalist. Is there a sadder theme song then Lassie, No,
it's sad, It's not that Lassie and that that. Yeah,

(42:37):
a orderful sort of call for us. Lassie's been hit
by a car. Then then the screenow coats black and
you hear a gunshot. It really makes the kids, said
the old yeller. Karen writes, I met I met June
Lockhart at a sci fi convention a few years ago.
By the way, the robot from Lost in Space was

(42:59):
there too. That robot appeared in a number of different shows. Well,
it wasn't the guy who did the robot voice, but
it was the robot. Is it Robbie? Is that was
that Robbie?

Speaker 6 (43:09):
He was Robbie, a different Robbie. He went by Robbie
in a movie. Okay, it was the same robot.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
And that was the what do you call it when
a robot has anatomical sort of references to humans with
two arms and yeah, but those arms were useless, Yeah
they were. They were like vacuum hosts. Yeah, some TV trivia.
Karen Wrights. June's daughter, Ann Lockhart, carried down the sci
fi tradition. She was a recurring character in the nineteen

(43:36):
seventies Battlestar Galactica with Dirk Benedict. Did you know no, no, no, Dirk, No,
that's not the good battlestar you like the Katie Sackhoff one. Yeah,
Jamie Bamber And she was also almost that's your battlestar.
She was also on one of your shows, Josh magnum
p I hmm with Tom Selleck I love. So there

(44:00):
we go. Thank you for the letter, She goes, am
I perfect? No, am, I trying to be a better person. Also, no,
all right, it's a nice sign of Karen, Thank you
very much.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Isn't that great?

Speaker 1 (44:14):
See you thought it was going one way that it
was going. I wonder if this means if she's like
a hot ticket, as my aunt would say, do you
think she's coming on to you with that ticket? I'm not.
I don't want to be a better person. I want
to be naughty. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Is that the aunt that never married? She's a hot ticket?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, my aunt?

Speaker 5 (44:34):
I can.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
My aunt was see somebody go, well, that girl is
a hot ticket. I thought she was a lesbian your aunt, right?

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Probably right.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
We never talked about that that I was ever talking
about that.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
The point is she was she. I remember one of
my brother John's girlfriends, who, by the way, was a
hot ticket. Oh she was really hot. Look at that.
But I remember my aunt picked up on that. What
do you mean, Well, of course she's a person, she
has eyes, but not every person is a hot ticket,

(45:06):
you idiot.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
Well I well, it sounds like whoever you played with
yourself thinking of was a universals somehow.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Been reduced to my alleged massturbatory behavior. The point is, Aunt,
my aunt used the phrase hot ticket. She's the same
aunt who We were walking along the beaches between seven
mile point and nine mile and there was a woman
being vigorously rogered in the in the weeds. There that's
a hot ticket, that's a punch ticket, and my aunt goes,

(45:38):
my aunt, I'll never forget their rid. That's what I
call intimacy. Yes, that's why I use that phrase in
the air all the time. To me, it's always so funny. Yeah,
oh yeah, this was a vigorous roger. Coming up, our
friend Kustaki Economopolis with our NFL report, comedian Just Will,

(46:01):
and we have a sporting news from mister McGhee. Up next,
These are the Rally Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob
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Some cool stuff.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
Hey, welcome back to THEBAM and Top Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's pac Odwin, Hello Chick.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
Hey Jick, she's the Silent Insurance news stands. There's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
At Cracker Barrel yesterday. So I am a happy boy.
Did I get the fried turkey?

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yes, it's back gets brown casserole.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 12 (47:13):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
I like it, but that's never rare for me. Yes,
I'm a happy boy. Maybe we should all check in
because why we're happy boys and girls. Yeah, I'm a
happy boy. I'm wearing a long underwear day. Yeah, nice
and warm.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
You ever wear a long underwear tone? They really do
the job, man, they really did.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
I was that cold and I decided, yes, I will
wear my long underwear flee jean and I did.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
No, you got to listen to your body.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I don't Why are you crapping on my long underwear? No,
you're crapping? Are you crapping? I never thought of that. Well,
of course I'm not wearing it now, but I'm no
longer a happy boy? What you know? That's what happens.
You break happiness And yes, and you're you guys like,

(48:02):
why don't you?

Speaker 9 (48:03):
Are we friends?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Don't know?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I didn't order the right things at Cracker Barrels.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Ask if you I love that makes you happy? You
can't win in here?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
That was you got that an outlet mall didn't?

Speaker 8 (48:19):
I did?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah, I can see why. There's something about on vacation.
It was on sale. Can you believe it? You know
you've made fun of me for that color? That dark creep?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
I like that?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
No, I just made fun of you.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
A great colors could move on.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Here. Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Nice that Josh took the time to research and purchase
a toaster for the crew. Thank you, thank you, thank
you having with listeners on behalf of listeners, Josh, thank you.
In this conversation, though, the amount of grade of toasting
was discussed. Yes, shame of different toasting levels.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
There was an actual visual, Yes, there was. It's still
in there and it and I guess either side of
the toast or one side differs from the other slightly. No,
it does not just barely.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Use this morning. Did you notice a difference in the
different sides?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
No, what setting do you use? You know what I
went with. I'm gonna say three three and a half,
three and a half. What's a three and a half.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Just between?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Okay, there's there.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
How do you do three?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
And now the bottom is Level six is completely burned?
Level five If my kids wouldn't eat that, nor would I. Okay,
in fact, I even level three, I'd be scraping into
the sink. Level three yeah, no, Level two is nice. Yeah,
Level two is good. Yeah. So was it black your tone?

Speaker 8 (49:51):
No?

Speaker 5 (49:51):
No, no, it was. It was great.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It was perfect. Implemented the avocado well, would did you
say three and a half? Did you eat the toast
with avocados? Yes? Yeah, Today no butter, No, no butter,
avocado's buttery enough.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
Yeah, wait a minute, hang on a second, was uh
are there any more avocados left?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
That was the only one I brought. Oh so it
was the last avocado, was the last and it was
my last avocado, the last avocado.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
So what do we do if we have heard your
story and think that sounds delicious? I'm going to go
have avocado toast you.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I brought it in you see. Oh, but you didn't
bring enough for everybody. So this is my last your
way of you buy a toaster, dangle it in front
of us, don't bring in bread. Don't bringing bread. Oh oh,
you're even even worse. So we've got that, We've got
the potential for toast, but no avocado. Do we have
a song about?

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Thank you? Tom?

Speaker 8 (50:47):
Josh took the last stopcottle.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Just say the last stovocado? You guys talk about Bravo
Josh the last stop car.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
He wants to make walcom allan to shoving his pie Holyan.
He took the last of only four rabbiol and the
Mexican corca call. He does whatever he pleases, thinks Avocados
grows on Teresa's I'm gonna tell Jesus Josh took the

(51:27):
last abaco or make him stop.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
All right, next time, I'll bring in many. Okay, thank
you very much. And didn't we say, isn't there some
kind of machine they've developed, some kind of X ray
thing to tell you exactly when to eat your avocados.

Speaker 11 (51:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I've got to go by this squish factor.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I really buy. I mean, you guys should see me
at the Avocadosh.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Is bragging about his acumen for choosing the proper I
choose one.

Speaker 10 (51:52):
This, this one's good enough for tomorrow. This one will
be ready in two days. This one will be ready
in three four. I've gotten real good.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
And people, I'm understand, ladies especially, will walk up to
you and ask you, uh, your opinion about the avocado,
and then you will you will counter them by asking them, well,
I'll say, you know, uh, I see you've got two avocados.
Yeah there, you know those those remind me of you
of my my testicles. And I would say that big

(52:21):
and I'd say no, they're that black on the outside,
green on the inside, and there's there's a big hard pit. Yeah,
I'm seeing doctors.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
Yeah, you should see many doctors anyway. Uh, the grade
of toasting was discussed. Josh said the old toaster was
not toasting his bread enough. However, it was toasting Oske's
toaster strudles just fine.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Is a poptarch chest yep, yeah, that's the old one,
if I recall correctly.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Josh prefers Ezekiel bread in the morning. Yes, yeah, in
my experience, the better the bread density and real ingredients,
the more he and time will require to toast.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Right.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
So, while the three setting appears dark in the manual,
I bet the Ezekiel bread will take a number four
or five easily.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
That person's correct.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
Well, pop tart maybe a one? Thanks for making my
morning bearable, and I won't have that. Thirty five seconds
back of her now, I noticed the old toaster is
sitting on a table in there. Yes, I wanted Jess
Hooker to have a say as to where that might go.
She she she told me to bend over and she
would show me.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Should we sign it and give it to some lucky listener.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 10 (53:36):
You can reach all those cases. It's so good for
his pop tarts. He should put it in the in
his office and he said he didn't want.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
It in his office.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Huh, that's just silly. Have him take it home.

Speaker 10 (53:45):
So yeah, I mean I figured somebody might you know,
want maybe a garage toaster. What about sometime next to
the garage refrigerator fels?

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Well, what about twenty five words or less? Tell us
why you want the old toast? Somebody to give it to?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Well i'll sign it. How about that, I'm happy with it.

Speaker 10 (54:09):
Or we could give it away at our next live show.
Maybe that's the easiest thing to do. I have a contest.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah, that'll that'll pack them in up. Somebody, are you
here for the show? No, I want that toaster. Maybe
somebody could. They could dress up as something that would
go in the toaster. There you go. Costumes, that's what
we need. Costumes. Yeah, I'll give it a Heywood. Heywood
doesn't play a force slicer. Yeah, it's like when Jimmy

(54:34):
Page and Malin has that guitar that has two nexts
on it. That's that's what every once in a while, Heywood,
if he has to do stairway, he'll grab the if
he'll grab the fort slicer. Somebody once told me that
the for slicer is the key tar in the world
of of toast beating. We opened with that song today. Yes,

(54:56):
we dear Bob and Tom Show, writes Carol. I checked
a bucket list item last night. I went to see
comedian Kathleen madiganat We love her. Oh the opener. I
love also Andy Hendrickson. He's great.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Oh, he is great.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yes, the moment Kathleen came on stage, the raucous laughter
began and did not stop the funniest hour of my life.
Thanks for introducing us. We're very welcome.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
We haven't seen her in a long time.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah, what's her problem? So good? Yeah, where the hell is?

Speaker 5 (55:23):
She's probably mad again?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah, now we got to do something. You can't go
into a break on that. I don't see why. That's
the new toaster of jokes coming up at sports.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Dodgers winning the World Series game last night in eighteen innings,
Freddie Freeman, your walk off home run hero. The Chiefs
beat Washington last night twenty eight to seven, and it
weren't that close. And we'll have someone named Maximilian Neobach.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Oh in sports. Okay, Well, thank you very much, you're welcome.
Right now, I want to check in with Josh's feet.
How are they doing here? Let me remove my shoe
and sock and give that a whiff, will you? Oh
they're delightful.

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Speaker 7 (56:25):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (56:25):
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(57:30):
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Speaker 1 (57:31):
For sure.

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(57:53):
I pronounced the tea in that Ah yeah, not hustle,
but hustle. That's uh, that's correct, all right. I was
told that's how you say.

Speaker 8 (57:59):
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Speaker 1 (58:31):
Thank you very much, Josh. And you'll notice behind me
now we have another set of Orange insoles. They had
to get them because I took the other ones that
were back there because they were size twelve and I
need them for my new boots. Thank you very much.
By the way, we were talking about the sad death
of June Lockhart, did you know that she was a
huge fan of the Allman Brothers band.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
Oh my god, why would you know that? How did that? Whoo?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Oh that? But who the hell cares you know? You know, Billy,
who of course was the kid in Lost in Space,
is a very fine musician. Summ me or Moomy. You
insist on Moomy, you know, I've never talked to him.
I don't know, but he in an interview, talked about
how June Lockhart hired the original hour glass that became

(59:16):
the Almond Brothers for a party and was a lifelong fan.
A little bit of obscure trivia. If you're not familiar
with the Almond Brothers. I recommend live at the film
where you'll you'll thank me.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
I you've stumbled upon interlude with a blowhard. That's Tom's podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I'm I'm embracing my love of June Lockhart and her
fine television work for journalism, and of course her love
of the Almond Brothers band. Hey, get familiar with them
once again, you'll thank you. These are the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Christy Lee at the Silent Insurance News desk, saughty chick.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Hey, there's Pat Govlin. Hello, chick. Josh Arno.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
There he's the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick Chack. Thank you, chickster.

Speaker 10 (01:00:07):
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Let's go for it, Dear Bobbit Top Show. I was

(01:00:28):
listening to the most recent program and heard the story
of bungee jumping without a rope.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
It's the world's highest bridge and they it's in China,
and they have set up a bungee cordless bungee if
you will, I guess, an acoustic bungee or a bluetooth bungee.
It's just a giant net and the idea is you
jump off and land in the net. But they've not

(01:00:54):
opened it yet.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
It's they well, because people are gonna die.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
They're concerned about maybe the wind would pick up and
blow them in such a manner that they would miss.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
The net, or what if you bounce off the net?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. They haven't opened it.
They were supposed to open, but they're closing it off.
What is it anyway? Jordan fifty bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
Jordan writes Tom's comparison with bungee jumping without a rope
would be like skydiving without a parachute.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Right, do you remember doing that?

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Saying that?

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
Jordan says, I went skydiving. The instructor reminded us, now,
remember you don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You
only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. Yeah, the
old landing is not an option routine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Ps.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
I'm not a frequent skydiver, but I am a frequent
dream flyer. H I've really relived an awesome moment of
free fall bliss.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Over and over. He says.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
I've only had a flying dream two or three times,
and it was but you love it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
I wish I could. I wish there was a way
you could sit on at a computer type something in
and you'd have that dream. Do you think anybody's pleasure
themselves while skydiving? And like they got the object?

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Is the complete? Before you hit the shoot?

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
How much do you free fall?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I think you would have to. You'd have to kind
of edge on the plane and then when edge, yeah,
keep yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
Yeah, look who I'm talking to. Most people are familiar
with org gas, so the actually enlighten me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Why wouldn't eyone do that?

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:02:38):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I mean for the record, because.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
I'll raise you a scenario. I bet they're guy and
a girl or whoever. Yeah, they're falling absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Do you think they could achieve? Though I don't know
about her last words before they turned into one big
splattered pancake. I told you not to use the delay cream.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
You idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
They landed without the parachute opening. His last words were, hey,
you said deeper.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
A typical skydiving free fall only lasts between thirty and
sixty seconds.

Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
Yeah, so you'd have to edge on the plane and
then as you're getting ready, jump right and then and
then hit the parish.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I don't know what was that part, you know. I
don't know how he got here, but I'd really like
to leave a couple of quick things. Hello once again
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Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
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We have to pick the NFL games each week we
do this and we're entering what week is this?

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Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Urgent?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Whatever will get you to stop talking?

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Patty g on the road once again. Coming up Saturday,
November first, it's going to be green Bay, Wisconsin at
the Meyer Theater with Dave Dyer and Greg Han? Is
that this weekend? Yes? That Saturday night Saturday Night.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Show?

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Maybe laugh once. That's a great show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Dave Dyer fireman, comedian, Greg Han bachelor comedian man the
United States Marine Corps and Pat Gon good great show, Pat,
that'll be fun this Saturday in green Bay. Now we're
returning to the sports page.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Is that correct?

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Major League Baseball The World Series Game three ended a
couple hours ago.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Freddie Freeman homred.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
Leading off the bottom of the eighteenth show, Hey Otani,
hit show, Hey Otani, Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Tom, and I don't like it? I mean, what do
we do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
That's all we can say.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
It doesn't work. Say Kwan Barkley makes sense because you're
saying Kwan Barkley show, Hey Otani, Hey Otani. No, his
name isn't say hey Otani. Now the say hey kid
would be Willie May's very good. So you could go
say hey, we'd all go hey. No, I'm talking about

(01:05:40):
the constructions of jokes. Willie May's almost played one hundred
years ago. Yeah, yeah, that's highly inaccurate. Really, yes, that's
seventy years ago. Will you give me seventy? Yeah, there's
a difference between seventy and one hundred. That's true, yes,

(01:06:00):
but not much longer anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
Show hate hit two home runs? What hit two home runs? Well,
you guys are just children. When did what happened to him?
He continued struggles, struggling to hear what they want to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Continue. Thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
The Dodgers out last the Blue Jays six five in
another instant classic for the fall series. Uh, the defending
champ Dodgers take a two to one lead the best
and stuff it. Here's what it sounded like with my
boy Steven Nelson. Here sounded like Spanish.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Erman.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
No, this is it is just the English play my
play Dodger Radio Stephen Nelson in Los.

Speaker 13 (01:06:48):
Angeles, Wait minute sends a clop out of silver Pool.
Hang on in Los Angeles, than sends a clop out
of silver Pool. Bar show's going back.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
That's holy hell, that's great. They pretty mu knew it immediately.
Show what time is it in LA when that happens midnight? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Eleven thirty a quartbal twelve two thirty Eastern time? Seventy
four is the answer with them seventy four years ago
he broke in years he broke in as a rookie.
Willie will the say hey kid, I the say hey, hey, hey, hey,

(01:07:35):
there you go. See you're getting it. We're getting thanks
for the enthusiastic intors. Hey, we're just saying this show. Hey,
tiny thing doesn't work? All right? I like it, you
like it. I'm I'm on board for whatever you want

(01:07:55):
to doesn't. Pat doesn't have an opinion.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
I'm sorry he does. He's not one to ruffle feathers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
He just wants to do my little sons.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
Patrick Mahomes two hundred ninet nine yards three touchdowns the
Chief speed Washington at twenty eight to seven last night
in Kansas City.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Uh chiefs now five and three. And that brings us
to right here, everybody, stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
World record.

Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
Seemed loud. An Austrian man has broken the Guinness World
Record for the longest time spent surfing a wave.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Get I see the sounds really cool and then really,
when you find out how we did it, it's really dumb.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
Maximilian Neobach spent a total of eight hours five minutes
standing on top of a board on a man made
wave to beat the previous record of three hours, fifty
five minutes two seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
It's one of those wave parks with a continuous wave.

Speaker 11 (01:08:59):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Success.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Attempt took place at the River Wave, a man made
wave that harnesses currents from nearby alpine rivers to create
a year round surfing spot.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
But just one wave. How does it?

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
I don't I don't know how he did this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Imagine if you were on in a river and there
was just like the wave just was constantly flowing at you,
and you did here here we go, we go and
he's not much of a wave. Yeah, and he's just
standing there and he stands there. Doesn't count at all.
But I'm surprised he's he's kind of wearing a jacket
and pants and he's on the bowl of a snack

(01:09:35):
or yeah, break having cocoa puffs or something. I think
he's having a bowl of soup or something.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
This is this is a dumb world record.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Yeah, And how do you suppose he had to pee
in his pants. In that case, he could take it.
He could just pull it out and go on the wall.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
I mean, that's what the bull's for the bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Oh yeah, it might be be pooping that bowl. Yeah
there you go, right, you don't know that. What a
dumb record?

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Yeah, I wonder who gave that to you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Well that's the category stupid world records.

Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
That's true, he blamed. Do we have the Flavor Flavor story?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
I want to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
I don't have it, do you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I mean, I will give him this. I couldn't stand
up for eight hours.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
You couldn't stand up for eight hours.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
You couldn't stand in one place for eight hours?

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
What your legs?

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
I think I have to get decent Wi Fi. You
get my phone recharged? It sounds like a right white shark.
He stops moving. He's so boring, this guy. The Flavor
flav story is awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Do you have it over there?

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
No, you didn't give it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I didn't print it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Sorry. The Team USA's bob sled and skeleton teams have
announced that Flava Flave will serve as their official hype
man for the Milan Courtina Olympics coming up next February.
You guys psyched about this weird games. I'd like I
like the Winter Olympics, but winter summer. What do you think, Josh,
I'm more of a winter guy. I think I like summer.

(01:11:06):
And I didn't even know I like the track and field.
Yea flavor flavor. If you're not familiar with him, is
he's the guy that always says the big clock and
he's sixty six years old. He's older than that. Well
he says he's sixty six, but listen to this. He
actually went down the Park City bob slid run. God,

(01:11:27):
I'd love to do that, which is really hairy. And
then he tried out the skeleton, which is the thing
you go head first. It's like going down the bob
slid run on a cafeteria tray. He did that and
he reached speeds of sixty seven miles an hour. Wow.
But I mean that's amazing. Is there any way we

(01:11:47):
can get Christy on that bob sled run.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I've been out there at Park City and looked at it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
It's terrifying. It is headah, really scary. So he's going
to beat the hype guy, not not right away. And
he's the guy that goes boy boy, So that is
that what you hear when you hear this boy? Yeah boy,

(01:12:14):
you forgot the yeah heart Okay, trying to get longer
in the end of.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Yeah, like Matt Rouse.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Boy, it almost sounds backwards when I do it, you know,
but didn't get We enjoyed that, Are you kidding me?
I'm sure we were over on the beach ally the
time you were sitting on the beach and a chill
ran up your spine. Yeah, yeah, Oh my god, someone

(01:12:45):
stepped on my grave.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
We get a lot of stuff on your and I
believe every time he would go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I heard, I heard two days in a row. There
was something going on to I couldn't believe it. Now,
what we're talking about is our friend Matt Roush. When
he was a kid. They would takes. They would take
vinyl records and spin them backwards. You don't say, and

(01:13:14):
they and they would memorize the sound. Are you kidding?
They would memorize the sound then play it backwards in
a tape recorder to see how they did. And we
have an examples. You know what happens. This is about
creativity and people having fun. You hate that we have listeners,

(01:13:35):
don't you and inventing creative things to do. Someone should
be enjoying this. Here's here's the sample of this great activity.
Now that's Matt. He memorized that and then we took
it and took it and digitally rewound it. And you're

(01:13:57):
gonna hear what it sounds like. Okay, well we'll start
with him him making the backwards sound. Annawi kIPS o
yours o.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
By.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
They always making known me.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
Oh, that's that's amazing. It's so much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Hang on a second, Hang on, can I hear it again?
Imna ni kIPS o yours o.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
By. They always making known me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
That's amazing.

Speaker 14 (01:14:29):
Now that I think about it. Didn't we have him
do a couple of other ones live right here? We
had to do that and we couldn't make fun. We're
sitting right there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
And we can bring him back in. Uh Now, what's
coming up in the in the world of news, Christie.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Well, we have boob jobs in the news. We have
a lot of Halloween stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
You know how they do the boob job.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
They put the deflated, didn't you, and then they pump
it up after it's kind of like a waterbed. Wow,
they put they put the stuff in it after it
goes into did you know?

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
I didn't know that? And there that's a whole new
technique they're doing. And there's some interesting things in that
realm that are making the news.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Yeah, and if you go on a hike, you might
want to check the weather. We have some guys who didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Yeah, well you know something that leave them up there, idiots,
I look forward to your ago.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Idiot, you would think this. I saw this story last night.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
I go, oh, leave them up there. No, it's like
these guys that they're told not to go into a
camping area. They go in and they've got to spend
one hundred thousand dollars and highre helicopters and people endanger
their lives picking these morons up.

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
Helicopters. Yes, that's what's a helicopter. No, a helicopter slightly
smalling and a mountain copter. You say helio or helio,
I say helicopter like a normal person.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Neither of those.

Speaker 10 (01:15:49):
A helicopter or heliocopter, or I say helicopter because I'm
not an alien pretending to be a human.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Being held an arrow plane. You're heliocoppter and a television
picture machine. And oh my god, what goes on in
your brain? There's so much of it. I can I
can't stort it through it. We are in the Arally
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
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Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
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Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
This is the news center.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
The Hello, there's Josh Charnold at the I H. Stephen
Singer sidekick chat.

Speaker 9 (01:16:51):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
There he's Cosby. Hey, I'm chick. Hello Tom.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
He's busy adjusting. You have lint on your shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Is that what you're doing? Not anymore? All right? I
was just reading about this, uh, and I guess we've learned.
I always thought it was the Louver Museum. I mean,
I think everybody's fine still just saying lou. It's like quarterback.
Everybody says quarterback, Okay back, Chick are you coupon or coupon.

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
Well the correct is coupon is correct. I grew up
coupon everybody. Yeah, he's a douchebag. Not a douchebag.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
What are you? Are you talking about me? So you're
talking about me?

Speaker 8 (01:17:36):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
The Emperor is a big fat pig. Yeah, talking about
So the latest on this is now the Paris prosecutor says,
I guess they regret announcing the fact that they've arrested
two guys. Yeah in this Uh. But the funnier thing
is the the company that makes the what do you

(01:17:59):
call those things, the cherry picker gizmo? Yes, that they
used to get up and down to the window to
break into the Louver Museum.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
They have a.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Commercial out there, I sure do, says it looks something
like in frenchship.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
It wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
It wasn't a cherry It was a German company like
we would know. It was like some sort of contraption
on the ladder that was mechanized to go up and down.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Yeah, a brand of ladder by the Bocher published a
social media post featuring the now famous image of that
furniture ladder extending up to the balcony outside the Gallery
of Apollo, according to the Post, and this is the
German company used on their socials. When you need to
move fast, the bocher Agilio transport your treasures, weighing up

(01:18:40):
to four hundred kilograms at forty two meters a minute
quiet as a way.

Speaker 10 (01:18:45):
I used to see them almost every day when I
lived in Korea, because they build up there. There's very
little there's not enough land to build out, so everybody
lives in these huge tall apartment buildings and condos and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
And when you moved, they would.

Speaker 10 (01:18:59):
Put a couch or a piano or a kitchen table
on these things and shoot them up the ladder to
the windows. Oh cool, Well that's because otherwise you yeah,
you can't. They can't fit the elevators, they can't fit,
or they can't go up that many stairs.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Yeah, scare them.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
So it'll be interesting to see how this plays out.
If the if the jewels have been are the commercials
and based on this heist.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Yes, they're making fun of it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
They released them over the weekend, Okay, which is you know,
this is the same thing. Remember when Ford did this
with the Bronco. Yeah, that's good. Enough for Oja first,
But I think I've come up with what may be
the greatest Halloween costume. Okay, ladies, what is that? Construction
vest and a Tierra. Oh that's pretty good. That's that's

(01:19:45):
simple and good. Yeah, people gonna get it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
You can also buy like a big fake necklace. You
know they have those jewels that probably match your tiara.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Yeah, maybe simple a timely that'd be a great costume
of the time. I guess you can wear boots.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
You could be comfortable.

Speaker 10 (01:20:06):
Yeah, speaking of Halloween time, I've been looking for something
for you because I know this is one of your
favorite characters.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
But are you a kit Cat fan? The candy bar? Yeah,
I'll eat them on occasion.

Speaker 10 (01:20:17):
Have you seen kit Cat counts? They are and I
think we're we're going to take a look at it.
Kit Cats shaped like count Oh my god, I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
That's very cool. I haven't found them yet. That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
That is so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
They look like little counts. That's great, little count draculous.
So I will try to get you some great yeah. Uh,
now we have finished our sports broadcast, Yes, sir, we
have yes, Okay, I would you mind if I read
this one, Christia. It's there's it's a diary.

Speaker 9 (01:20:53):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Go ahead? Well you founded underneath the tree?

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
So did you? Did I send you the one about
the arsonist?

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Oh, here, We'll go ahead because there's a little a
bit of detail I left out of that. That's so exciting,
but go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
A New Jersey woman is facing a jail sentence after
she allegedly torched a man's house because he fell asleep
and stood her up on a booty call and detailed
in court records, and miss Russell traveled to the Woodbury
home of the victim, Curtis Stokes, who told cops he
quote invited defendant to his residence to have sexual.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Intercourse fire at a guy's name Stokes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Stokes added that Russell was a side chick with whom
he'd been having sex. The pair's pre dawn communication had
consisted of Russell texting Stokes Hello, to which he responded, quote,
bring you ass But when she arrived, mister Stokes had
fallen asleep and did not respond to her at the
door of her or her texts, so she's on the donor.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
He didn't answer late at night, text messaging back and
forth right. Yeah ass And this is in quotation marks
from the police report, bring you ass.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
So because he didn't answer the door or her text,
mss Russell left to buy lighter, fluid matches and a
cigarette lighter and return to set the victims home on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
You think as revenge or to smoke him out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
I think it's revenge.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
I believe she's I believe one of the charges was
attempted murder.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Mister Stokes, who suffered first and second degree burns as
well as smoke inhalation, escaped through a window.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
We have a photograph of the building.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Oh yeah, plea deal.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
It is what do they call it? When it's completely
on fire? There's a phrasengulfed and a plea deal.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
Prosecutors had agreed to recommend an eight year prison term,
of which Ms Russell will be required to serve more
than six and a half years.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Boy, she looks like a fistfight waiting exactly. We're looking
at her mudshot. She looks like, yeah, I did it, yeah, defiant, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,
I do what he is to find. By the way, kiss,
I believe it was at four in the morning, so
the guy's dead asleep, house on fire barely gets out alive.
But she brought that ass, and that answer learned a lesson.

(01:23:15):
Oh please, Tom, please today text your girlfriend. Bring your
ass just for the show. Now, was it bring your ass?

Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Ass ay, bring your ass. So just like, hey, honey,
when are you gonna be home? Like you know, kind
of start off a regular conversation around six, Bring your ass.
That's a good idea, Josh. And then do you have
a spare bedroom?

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
I'll have?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Okay much?

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
Bring you?

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Do you keep your guest bed ready to go at
any moment?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Yeah, it's always yes.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Yeah, so do I made ready to launder it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Launder it? Launder it the old fashioned your launder it
so that matches your bet. I laundered it after a
guest uses.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
It, right of course.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
And then yeah, it's all said, yeah, how about that? Now,
what if the guest is fairly clean? Do you just
say what the hell I'm gonna.

Speaker 11 (01:24:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I still, how do you judge they're fairly clean?

Speaker 10 (01:24:19):
I treat it like how I would want. I would
want to arrive at a clean bed, even if a
clean person slept in it a week before.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Of course, Yeah, what happened. Let's just say this happened
to me in my life. Okay, to a very good
friend of mine who sadly is gone. The story, Oh
this is so great. This fellow they had, this is
after college. They had a sleepover and this guy was
litting it with his mom and dad and this other person,

(01:24:46):
who by the way, became a Christian minister, defecated in
the bed. But then he made the bed the guest.
He made it so it didn't look like so just
out of embarrassment. And then then after he was gone,
they his mom went to clean the sheets, and that's awful. Yeah,
but he's a man of the cloth. I'm not even

(01:25:08):
sure Jesus will forgive him for that one. Coming up,
comedian Kystocky economopolish.

Speaker 10 (01:25:14):
He may have to sweep up in purgatory for a
couple of weeks. Yeah, hey, hey, you got a mopper
out of here, and then then maybe we'll let you go.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Coming up, comedian Kastaki Economopolis with all pro lines and
our NFL report. These are the Oreilly Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (01:25:34):
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Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
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Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, chick with his get box.
Oh yeah, there's Josh Charnold. Here's A's Cosby. I'm Chick McGee.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Hello Tom, Hello
Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Yes, sir, I believe Are we ready to check in
with various comedian Kastaki Economopolis. He is in his home
in Los Angeles, California. He is an Atlanta Falcons fan,
and there'll be uh, well, you gotta. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
I got to bring that up.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Weekend for you. I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
It's pretty tough.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:26:29):
Arguably one of the worst teams in the NFL beat Atlanta,
and Atlanta looked like one of the best teams in
the NFL and all went haywire. Yeah, Dolphins beat him
this week? Oh and then thirty to nothing or something?

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Oh you you skipped and did we lose? Gar?

Speaker 5 (01:26:48):
I lost you guys. I think I'm back. Oh think
I'm back.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
You chick one unto the score of the Miami was
it Atlanta game?

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
I forget, Oh it was one hundred to six, and
I don't remember exactly. It's a reminder to Georgia. Pulling
out your appendix for cousins doesn't end. Well, that's good
a reminder.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Oh cool, Now, Kustaki, you are also going to be
on the road in Berlin in just a few weeks.
I'll watch you. Yeah, I was taking on the falcons
and I keep telling the story. It's amazing your brother,
his life was saved with a donation a bone marrow transplant,

(01:27:28):
and you're going to be meeting the guy that donated
the bone marrow. Yeah, we're gonna go to the game.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
It's part and my brother turns fifty like a few
days after. It's it's a great it's a great story.
It's a it's awesome and football is a great go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
What's the name of the gent from Germany that donated
the Go'm gonna hug Yrgen? All right, what a great
story that's And your brother's doing great. He's doing great. Yeah,
he's doing great. And football is a good match for Germans.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
Right, you drink beer while you watch There are tons
of car ads and it's a decisely time game of
land acquisition. Right, I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Very good, very good. Now, I noticed you haven't brought
up the fact that Chicks team was soundly defeated last
year but without their quarterback. I mean, he'll he'll be
back soon.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
That team.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
How long can he stay? You know, same old Washington. Yeah,
I ain't seen before. Is this a record year for
quarterbacks exiting?

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I mean didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
Carson Wentz he's out now, And yeah, what does the
league do with Carson Wentz out?

Speaker 5 (01:28:32):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Yeah, there's some big names that have been out, that's true.
And the and the crazy Jets won this week, so
you know, you never know what's going to happen. How
sad is it, by the way, that no Jets players
or staff were involved with the gambling scandal. They haven't
been throwing games. They just play like that. But they won. Also,
people at hell are enjoying ice water this week, so

(01:28:57):
it's good. Fields was yeah, you see, Yeah, Justin Fields
was day to day all week after being thrown into
the bus by the owner. I don't know if you
saw the comments. Jets owner was really harsh about the quarterback.
If you were surprised by what Woody Johnson said, don't be.
His name is Dick, Dick Woody Johnson. It's a big

(01:29:21):
win for Justin Fields after a tough week. Field said,
at one point this week he was laying in his
closet crying. So he's connected to the Jets fan base.
That's good they can relate. The Jets finally figured out
how to win. Let the running back throw the ball
was crazy ending. We had a bunch of throwback uniforms

(01:29:42):
this week Thursday night, the Chargers, I guess that wasn't
a throwback.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
It was more of a modern look. They were an
all Navy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
I thought it was awesome. And then we had the Eagles.
Kelly greens are super cool. And I love the Broncos
orange helmets with the huffing horse and the thing and
the and then the Pittsburgh Steelers yikes, yeah, you thought
the towels are terrible. It's as if they were beloved uniforms.

(01:30:09):
When television was in black and white or something, it
was it was like three stooges and meats, murder hornets,
very big stripes.

Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
Every year seemed to really get hit new heights as
far as ugly uniforms go.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Yeah, they were like construction vests, which is fitting because
Green Bay only slowed down a little while they passed by. Yeah,
we had a gruesome scene on Sunday, so bad the
networks didn't show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
The end of the Falcons game.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
It was it was tough. Nobody wanted to see. No,
of course, I'm talking about Scataboo, the beloved kid man.
It sucks his ankle was dislocated. It looks more relocated,
like ninety degrees. It was like, it feels like dislocated
is what the doctor says when you're not around.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
He says broken af His name already sounds like something
Philip Rivers would shot when he gets hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Oh Scataboo, Oh nice, he doesn't cuss you.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
The Eagles fan base gave Scataboo a standing ovation, which
I thought was classy or was it Philly trolling? Like, look,
we can all stand up, no problem.

Speaker 6 (01:31:28):
I still don't know how they get Scataboo out of
his name. But there's only one oh at the end.
But I have the same thing every time I type
it in, like that can't be right. Sat Kwa Barkley
also left the game with a groin injury. Between that
and the heist at the Louver, that's a tough week
for expensive jewels. Despite criticism about the decision, the NFL

(01:31:54):
will not reconsider the Bad Bunny halftime show.

Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
This is a weird culture war around this.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
I will say this.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
I've been in NFL games, I travel around America talking
about in the NFL. A pretty big slice of the
NFL fan base is older white guys.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
They haven't thrown us a bone with the halftime booking
in fifteen years. If you're yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're
over fifty like me, women in their twenties and thirties
don't even see you anymore. This is a very painful experience.
Dating them is a terrible idea.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
But just notice us.

Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
That's what I want from the NFL. Just just see
that I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
That's all.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
Once in a while of booking for us ac DC,
Billy Joel, There's I mean, Paul McCartney. Still, why are
we not rolling stones? What are we doing? Kiss? Once
in a while? Something?

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
All right, super fast? Can we go through the last
fifteen Super Bowls halftime shows?

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
Usher, Rihanna Doctor Dre, The Weekend, Shakira and Jennifer Lopez.
I like that one. Strong Women and the Asses, very
nice bruon five Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Katy Perry, Bruno, Mars, Beyonce, Madonna,
Black Eyed Peas, and fifteen years ago in twenty ten,

(01:33:18):
The Who The Who was the last one that spoke
to the grown up white guy.

Speaker 10 (01:33:25):
Well, I mean it didn't make sense, and I think
you know it's the growing up white guys already there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
I know they want Yes, I get it. They want
to get my teenage daughter involved and people from other countries.
Of course, I get that. But once a decade, give
us a dacy DC or something.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Yeah, come on.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Exactly, maybe have somebody come out and translate. Are they
going to have to have a one of those language
of the deaf people signing in both English and Spanish
during this thing to be politically correct? Do they show
that on screen? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
I get it. Globally there's a lot of Spanish speakers.
That's fine, I get I'll be I'll be peeing during
that show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
I guess it's a big break for many of us.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
Would you Ka Stocking would you go to the super
Bowl every year if you could.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
I don't know if I'd go every year, but I
would love to go. Such a spectacle, that's right, I
think true fans. I don't want any part of being
there in person. I can't. I can't imagine.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Well, they've done such a good job of the way
they televise games. It's so comfortable to watch it at
But yeah, I like a spectacle once in a while,
and you know, go into live games I find to be.
I'm not a season ticket guy. I like to go
once or twice a year, but I you know, I
would love to go to a super Bowl. But it's

(01:34:56):
gotten so crazy. I mean, you can't. It's like three
thousand dollars for the ticket, doesn't count the flights in.

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
The hotel and the you know, it's a big it's
a big thing to try to pull off the prostitute.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Do you think when in the game you see in Germany,
are they going to do the same sort of constant
stunt stuff they do at NFL games now where they
have contests and they're throwing giant bean bags and kicking balls.

Speaker 6 (01:35:21):
No, but you know what they'll do, They'll play Uh,
John Denver take me home. They love John Denver, they
love John Denver. They will sing their little hearts out.
Yeah they love it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Yeah, I know that's a big thing. Yeah, maybe a
little David Hasselhoff will he will hassle Off be there.
Do you think is he still? Is he still a
thing in Germany?

Speaker 9 (01:35:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Yeah, he's huge. All right, that's our idea, right Is
that really a thing?

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
No, absolutely, I'm not kidding. David hassel Off is huge
in Germany.

Speaker 5 (01:35:53):
So if I go to.

Speaker 6 (01:35:53):
Music later today, I go to Germany and I say
I am related to David Hassehof, you'd be you'd carpetright.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
I'm not trying to absolute fast. Okay, well a lot kastocky.
I want to remind everybody that Wednesday, November twelfth, you
start an interesting run, you're gonna be in Des Moines,
Iowall Wednesday November twelfth, the thirteenth Dodge City, excuse me,
I'm sorry, fourth Dodge, forgive me. And then Friday the fourteenth,
Sue falls South Dakota, Saturday back in Iowa, and Sioux

(01:36:23):
City Saturday, November fifteenth. So those last two are with
Han and Zany.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Those are great shows.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Oh wow, well, thank you very much, Kustaki. Any party
words I should get out on a joke after that
weird Ranta went nowhere. Let's see is that a Bob
and Tom sweatshirt?

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
Yeah, it's a Bob and Tom sweatshirt and it went
Bob and Tom hat a very Halloween today.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Oh yeah, orange and orange. I don't even remember seeing
those orange. This is from the Kavoyan. Yeah, orange especially,
It's no I get I just never seen that before.
Nothing rhymes with that sweatshirt.

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
That's exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
Steelers want Aaron Rodgers to come back next year for
his twenty second season. That's too many.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
Even mash only had eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Okay, thank you, all right. I always appreciate job man, Yeah, always.
What's coming up, Christy?

Speaker 8 (01:37:29):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Well, we have some interesting news in the world of health,
including boob jobs, new teeth grown in a lab, and
could gray hair be a good thing?

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
No, it's never a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
It's never a good thing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
It depends where it is, right. I have noticed a
couple down there by the way. Really, yeah, you got
something down I can't I do a comb over down there?

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
No kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
What about you, Patty? You got couple.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, my first there you go. See
it's very excited you pluck it out. I heard if
you if you pluck it out, five will grow in
its place.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
That's the old wives tale. But I don't know if
it's true or not. I don't need Those old wives
were smart.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
Yeah you know, and they're okay.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Right now, let's let's switch gears here. It's a time
to enlighten you. We've been talking a lot about annuities
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Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have
boob jobs in the news and you're going to be
quite surprised what the current trend is. From the Orelioto
Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (01:40:01):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show at the
siloc Insurance News Desk.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
It's Christy Lee.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Hello chick.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Hey, there's Pat Godwin A chick.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
Hello, Josh Arnold. Ahi, there there's Ace Cosby. I'm chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Hello top, Hello, chick McGee. I was just reading this
story we had a while back about this lady who's
been now been convicted and sentenced to jail for setting
this guy's house on fire with him in it, because
once again, according to the police report, they used the
phrase she stood up on a booty call. And according

(01:40:40):
to court records, the lady apparently this gentleman had Curtis
Stokes had texted her and invited her over, so she
went over and he stood her up. Well yeah, he
fell asleep sleep. According to the police this is the
police report. The parish predo on communication had consisted of
mister Russell, uh, miss Russell, excuse me, miss Russell texting

(01:41:04):
mister Stokes hello, to which he responded he responded, bring
your ass And then but when then she gets there
and the guy's asleep, can't wake up. So she goes and,
according to the police report, buys lighter, fluid, matches, a cigarette. Later,
it's four in the morning, sets the guy's house on fire,
matches and a cigarette lighter.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
Yeah, yeah, get the job done. Don't you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Yeah, exactly, but he's okay. He severe, so I guess
he second and third degree burns.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
First and second degree burns.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
Okay, okay, you're right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
First smoke in Hillasia. He had to get out through
a window.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
Damn, bring your ass, watch yourself, bring your ass. Watch
tell me what you're working with. That's very good. Oh
it's mysticals, Shake you ass. That's a great song.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Like that great song?

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
Is that? Is that used in the in the cause?
Is that using video game you were playing? You were
talking about Call of Booty? Yes, I believe it is.

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
I see Mystical spells his name with a K, of
course he doesn't. Yeah, and I think it's a M
Y S T I K A L or something like
that is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
With my hand. I'm just gonna ask if there's any profanity?
Am I answered?

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
My question is, uh, it sounds like he's ready.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
Can we can we find something from the artist? But
mister is it mister mystical?

Speaker 6 (01:42:33):
And I just hope he gets inducted into the Kennedy Center.
That's becoming less likely. Ye is what is the current
UH parlance? Go to uh texting? An invitation to the
booty calls you up?

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
Is it still you up? I think you up as timeless?
Well in this case you up in flames. Apparently once
again we saw the house. It was a fully uh
what's the word again for fully engulf? Wow? Bring your ass?
Is d t F still? Is that still functioning?

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
I think it is probably.

Speaker 12 (01:43:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
I'm way past the booty call days.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
We tried to get you to do this earlier.

Speaker 6 (01:43:18):
Will you text your significant other and tell her ask
her booty call or oh d.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
T F question, but you don't comeby, You don't go
d t F bring your ass. You could just say
just one.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
But d t F is the you can do d
t F And she says yeah, then you could go.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
Exactly yes, Oh I see there you go apologize. And
it was a joke, ambient, Oh that'll help.

Speaker 11 (01:43:52):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
This was joking. It was just this's idea. Well again
that that the woman has been sentenced, by the way
for a hot time attempted murder, among other things. One
of the d hard time. Oh she needed that d
this is it. I didn't see this. It took six
years to bring her to trial. Man, that doesn't make sense.

(01:44:14):
Why did it take that long? That doesn't all been
in jail since then, because it says the criminal case
against miss Russell dragged on for more than six years. Wow, well,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Our justice system sometimes isn't swift.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
I guess apparently. Okay, well, once again, that's a Christie
Lee over there. She is at the Silent Insurance news desk. Shake, yes, Christy,
I can take my I heard that, I heard, I
get the song? O.

Speaker 5 (01:44:47):
What is that? What is the so called it really is?

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Shakey assha yeah, y a. And he has something in
his hand when he arrives. Don't and then he says,
don't make me put my foot y'all asked be cool?
I gotta hear it. Now, what's Fonzie like?

Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
He's cool?

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
And okay, here it is.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
Oh no, this is a different make me leave him
with my foot and you know, asked me cool?

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Oh and parrels on this yeah okay, and this makes
a nice shoot for the beginning.

Speaker 5 (01:45:20):
Is fine?

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
This is radio friendly.

Speaker 5 (01:45:22):
Yeah? I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
I'm nervous. You're sure this is radio You want to stop?

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Jason up there?

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
Shake watch shake, shake, watch stop it right now?

Speaker 5 (01:45:46):
Or two? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Check your help me? What is that reminding me? Of
what is the song? I don't know. It is familiar though,
give it to There was a song Joe Text. Yes, yeah,
Joe text, You're gonna bump with no big fan and
that's it. I love that song, Joe Text. Is that
with the sexual lets or is that a soul for that?

Speaker 6 (01:46:09):
Joe Text had nothing to do with the sex alect.
It wasn't Joe Text and the sexless No, it's who
was the sexual?

Speaker 5 (01:46:15):
How is it not?

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
He rock the third?

Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
Oh thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Does Mystical remind you of him? Or is he sampling it?
He sounds a little bit just it's just similar. I'm
not okay, Yeah, here's I don't want any beef with Mystical.
No you don't when you're maybe it's a little bit smoother. Yeah,
I know, yeah, this is not it. Maybe it's this
one got yeah huh huh, I didn't see. I didn't yet.

Speaker 5 (01:46:43):
Oh the gave me what you promise me?

Speaker 8 (01:46:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
Yeah, there we go. Oh yeah, I certainly I think
mister Mystical was certainly influenced. I would I Mystical Probab
loves that song. Yeah, but I mean that's great. I
mean that's the little problem. Does he arrived with the
aforementioned member in his hand in this song, and that's
lyrically the mystical Yes, yeah, yes, yes, yeah, right after that,

(01:47:14):
but it's still attached to his body though, right yeah,
if it was came in my hand, leave with my foot,
you as be cool. It's hard to be cool, mystical
when you show up with your.

Speaker 10 (01:47:26):
Yeah and then you're gonna put your foot in my Yeah.
We were pretty relaxed until you came into the door
and screamed shake your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
At okay anyway that that's so much for today's crime report. Uh,
mystical did I don't know if he's still in jail
or not, but he certainly is no stranger to the album.

Speaker 6 (01:47:51):
What's the guy's name? The guitar player Bruno Mars and
that guy, Oh, I don't know is he? I think
he does does a track on that Got Somebody. I
like him, Get Somebody will tell.

Speaker 5 (01:47:59):
Me very good?

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Thank you. Let's move forward here, Christy, what's having?

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Over Twenty ill prepared hikers were rescued from New Hampshire's
Mount Washington after getting trapped in what authorities describe as
quote full winter conditions without proper gear near the summit
temperature Saturday reached fifteen to eighteen degrees with a windshill
anywhere between minus five and zero.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
I was wearing my heaviest golf top.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
Andy Vlaye, the assistant general manager for the Mount Washington
COG Railway, said the train was heading to the Mountain
and eighty Foot Summit as normal when crew members discovered
several distressed hikers. Many were showing the beginning signs of
hypothermia due to their poor choice of clothing, including non

(01:48:45):
waterproof layers and sneakers. Crew members created space for the
hikers and cranked the heat to reverse the effects of hypothermia,
and then, of course they had to warn others that
you have to be prepared for winter conditions this.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
Time of year. Don't wear your crocs, idiot, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:49:04):
Hmm man, Yeah, that's just another reason you aren't on
any sort of rescue crew.

Speaker 9 (01:49:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
No, no, no, I respect getting the chopper. What were
you thinking, dumb ass? Well, I mean at some point
you have to have people responsible look at your weather
app before you go up the No. You and I
got lost one time up in michiganship with your boys,
I believe for a long time I'm surprised you we
were taking a hike out, aren't you? Guys surprised Tom
doesn't get lost every day somewhere. I think he does

(01:49:33):
and doesn't know it. I think he does and doesn't
ever tell anybody. We didn't get lost, Pat, We were
just we were hiking up five Mile Creek and then
I was terrified. We were gone for a long time.
We got anywhere we were going.

Speaker 8 (01:49:51):
Up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
We ended up by Pete Cummings house. It was we
got on a highway fighting. Will you guys imagine Pat
overreacting and being terrified?

Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
What can you imagine Tom leading a hike?

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
Remember when they remember when that deer jumped out of
the weeds, that I do terrify. Okay, if if a
deer jumps out of the weeds, unless he has an
a K I'm not scared. No, No, I mean we were, Yeah,
we were on top of them right. It was daytime
and that we didn't want. You're not meant to hike.
It's like a big dog with with very pointy antlers.

Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
He could have stopped me with his.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
I mean, these guys, there is Jason Will showing me
the apple? Was it all trails? Shows you where they
And then Josh, you have that one all Tails for
your only Fans guidebook. That's where the booty is. Okay,
uh huh you like to watch it with your aforementioned
piece in your hands? Oh what's coming up, my dear?

Speaker 3 (01:50:53):
We still have to get to our boom shrinking. We
have a fake fat squirrel week squirrel week squirrel and
a couple of Halloween stories. Are you excited about Halloween
this year? Especially as an adult well favored holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
I'm a big fan.

Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
And will you be a big fan when you don't
have little kids?

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Extra Christmas?

Speaker 5 (01:51:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:51:14):
You think?

Speaker 5 (01:51:15):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
Yeah, And at this point I'm not going to be
without little kids well as well breathing anyway. And once
again my suggestion for an idea, an idea, I should say,
maybe we're a construction vest and a Tierra and you
can be one of the and then have your man
wear a beret and a pencil thin mustache and you
can be the we planned the louver or robbery. Maybe

(01:51:39):
we're a button with Mona Lisa on it. Did you
go see the Mona Lisa when you were in Paris?

Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
I did not.

Speaker 6 (01:51:45):
Okay, line was too long, but I hear that story
right that nobody knew who what the Mona Lisa was,
or it wasn't really popular until it was sol and
they got it back and then it became popular.

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
Could be And I think that's I think I got
parts of that right. It's not all that interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:52:01):
When you get up any other great things to look at.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
The size of a postcard, right, yeah, it's really small,
Like it's smaller apparently than you think it would be, right,
and then you're gonna go, yep, there it is. Looks
just like the pictures. Okay, good, Uh that's that's an
art lover right there.

Speaker 5 (01:52:19):
Coming up?

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Could gray hair have something to do with cancer? We'll
find out.

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
Comedy?

Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
Oh boy, the way I said it was much better.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
Could you be secretly dying? We'll talk about it coming.

Speaker 5 (01:52:35):
Back eating themselves?

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Speaker 6 (01:54:44):
See you, hey, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
At the Silac Insurance News desk. It's Christy Leeb. There's
Pat Godwin, Hey, chick, Josh Arnold the I Hate Steven
Singer's sidekick chair and Josh's shaking his head at something.

Speaker 13 (01:55:02):
River.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
I think River. I'll give you River.

Speaker 5 (01:55:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Yeah, we're talking about Johnny Mitchell. Okay, there's Ace Cosby.
I'm Chickie. I'm like, uh, what is that Wolf Coyote? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:55:17):
I like we were talking about the album Blue and
I think most of it is nonsense. She's not saying
anything classic. No, it's it's a stream of consciousness.

Speaker 5 (01:55:27):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:55:27):
That's an incredible art.

Speaker 5 (01:55:28):
You kind of isn't though.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Check out the album Hagyra and get back to me.

Speaker 5 (01:55:33):
Will you know? You had me listen to Blue Hugyra.

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
That's a great record. You mean Spiral Hgra. No, but
there's Somebody Morning Dad. I enjoyed that reference. Has anybody
seen the commercial for Amazon It's it plays constantly. It's
the one where the college girl comes home and it's
wintertime and she walks up to see her old room
and she opens the door and her dad is kind
of a pudgy guy with a dad body. Oh yeah,

(01:55:58):
he's working out the work. Do you notice what song
they're playing?

Speaker 3 (01:56:02):
No, what song are they playing?

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
They're playing the one that I got this work casting checked.
They're playing one of my favorite songs from the great
band Collective Soul. They're playing shine Out. They're playing shine
You want to want to hear what it sounds like?
And this is how they re quoted it. By the way,
Oh wait a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:56:21):
What the what the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
I had it all set up and he just flipped it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:26):
He isn't even sitting in there.

Speaker 1 (01:56:27):
Yeah, he's not even he didn't do anything. You saw
him in here working on the TV for five minutes.
You heard me, You heard me, just testing it, right, yeah? Testing?
What what happened to Shine?

Speaker 5 (01:56:37):
I had it all set?

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
What do you mean you? First of all, you've never
had anything all set in your life. That was in
the slot three there and now it says shat's beer.
Oh my god, got it around working totally saved it

(01:57:03):
missed that one. God, I have to start. Yeah, that's
it's so cool to hear that song in the tech.
That's a great song other.

Speaker 5 (01:57:12):
Than anything Joni Mitchell ever did.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
Oh joke, what are you drunk? I defy you to
listen to a song like the last time I saw Richard,
The last time I sawtch It was Detroit in sixty eight.
That's the first line of that song.

Speaker 3 (01:57:27):
Right, great history on this day.

Speaker 1 (01:57:31):
Well, Josh got fired.

Speaker 5 (01:57:37):
Let me let me look at lyrics.

Speaker 3 (01:57:40):
I have your back on this. I never got Joni
Mitchell either.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
Come on, there are a couple songs. There are a
couple that are great. Yeah, there are a couple that
are great. I don't I don't care for both sides. Now,
that's wonderful too much? Yeah, okay, that's what. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:57:55):
Oh, listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:57:56):
I am on a lonely road and I am trying traveling, traveling, traveling.
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:58:09):
That's just the same looking for something. What can it be?

Speaker 1 (01:58:13):
That's that's my problem with her. Vagary after vagary after vagary.
Something to hang on. Your favorite band, the Vomit Tones.
What are they called the Vomitones? I liked them for
eighty eighth it's the new Vomit Tones and their lyrics.
What is it? Vomiting on our way to Hell?

Speaker 10 (01:58:33):
I just want you to admit that a lot of
it means nothing. It's not specific enough. There's no story
here anyway. This is for the last time I saw
Richard it was Detroit in sixty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
There is a story. Maybe I'll look at the lyrics,
the water story. Okay, what happened on this day in history? Okay,
here you go. This is something talking to somebody. I'm
not sure Joshua of a literary that's right. That's why
I don't like Joni Mitchell, literary poser. And California is
on blue California.

Speaker 5 (01:58:58):
Okay, that was wrong. That one's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
Seventeen twenty six, Jonathan Swift released what book in London,
probably Gulliver's Travel. My Gun is very originally titled Anyone
Thetis by the Jury Gilligan's Travel. Very few people know
that that's a three hour audio book. Yeah, threeur audio?

(01:59:22):
Do they have the part of that where the little
Putians get wiped out by diseases from the invading white man? Okay,
let's see, here's a good one. Pat Godwin seventeen ninety three,
a patent applied for for the cotton gin. Who did that?
Whitney Brown. Whitney Brown, that's what the comedian a Whitney No,

(01:59:45):
it was.

Speaker 3 (01:59:46):
It was by Whitney, I know, trying to score some horse.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
He came out, he coming nineteen excuse me. Eighteen fifty
eight R. H. Macy and Company opened the doors at
sixth Avenue in New York City for their artillery. And
then that was on this date, and then they had
their first the first Macy's Day parade, consisting of one

(02:00:13):
guy pulling a pulling a wagon. Kind of a disappointment. Okay,
Christy Lee, Yes, and I'll give this to mister smarty pants. Uh,
thank you, Uh chick, McGee, which president in eighteen eighty six,
dedicated the Statue of Liberty.

Speaker 6 (02:00:31):
Eighteen eighty six, herding, No, I haven't gone yet. Wait
a minute, muppets, is your hint?

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
Muppets? Uh taft?

Speaker 11 (02:00:40):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:00:41):
Cleveland, Cleve Grover Cleveland, Alexander. You'll also led the league
in American League pitching that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:48):
Pulling that sheet off of the Statue of Liberty took
the team.

Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
I bet.

Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
Christy who know who gave us the Statue of Rance?
Do you know they shipped over in Parks? But it
was the shipping. The ship was free because they were
on Amazon Prime. The French were wayhead of it, you obscirret. Yeah,
there's a whole famous thing about her feet though, did
you know that?

Speaker 5 (02:01:14):
God I may have completed on them.

Speaker 1 (02:01:17):
I'm serious today, there's a whole thing about the statue
liberties feet.

Speaker 9 (02:01:20):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (02:01:21):
Josh is serious too, Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
On the state. In nineteen fifty four, Hemingway was ordered
the Nobel Prize in Literature for the book You Don't
Care For. That's of which book, Old Man the Sea
not as horrific allegory, but amazing. And he was I
can't say Hemingway was probably in Key West on the

(02:01:49):
state in sixty two when the Cuban missile prist came
to an end. Yeah, he probably was well off. I'm
the first to go. Cube is right over there.

Speaker 6 (02:01:58):
He liked Cuba a lot more than America, right, so, Kennedy,
Oh yeah, he had a place there. You know, this
is this is a true fact.

Speaker 1 (02:02:05):
Nimenheim and Roth going to be bigger than us steel.
This is this is a true fact, as opposed to
what you're saying. A JFK purchased twelve hundred Cuban cigars
before enacting the embargo on Cuban goods in sixty two.
That is that is a fact.

Speaker 5 (02:02:20):
You can check.

Speaker 1 (02:02:21):
That's just good timing. Clinton found one on the desk.

Speaker 5 (02:02:26):
Where can I put this?

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
He asked, I say, and then Josh, on this date?
And what year was the Saint Louis Gateway arch completed?
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna say sixty two, sixty five,
Oh okay, pretty close. And until I went to Saint Louis,
I always thought it went over the river and through
the woods.

Speaker 3 (02:02:44):
I did too, I have to admit, yes, but it's impressive.
Way why wouldn't they?

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
And lastly, Ace. On this date on NBC Television, they
debuted the made for television movie Kiss Meets the Phantom
of the Park Pretty Good nineteen seventy eight, is indeed correct?
Who plays the Fatsom of the park the fault?

Speaker 5 (02:03:07):
Now nobody knew?

Speaker 1 (02:03:08):
Okay, And that's the famous one where one of the
stand ins was African American for part of it. It's
a little obscure trivia effect rather unusually, you see, because
the fellas from I guess we're never mind what's coming up?
Christy Lee?

Speaker 3 (02:03:25):
Coming up? We have adulta Wien. Have you heard about that?

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
Oh instead of Halloween? Yep, adulta Wien?

Speaker 5 (02:03:32):
Uh huh?

Speaker 3 (02:03:32):
The Haunted car Wash. Have you heard of these?

Speaker 5 (02:03:35):
No, it's idea.

Speaker 3 (02:03:37):
Yeah, it's causing a lot of controversy, not controversy, a
lot of colines around the car wash. Oh well, have
you got a song for any songs or a breast.

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
Augmentation that we have that we have boos? Happy birthday
Bill Gates?

Speaker 3 (02:03:51):
Bill Gates' birthday today?

Speaker 1 (02:03:52):
Yeah, born in fifty so he turned seventy today. Whoa
I sent him a gift card from Apple.

Speaker 5 (02:04:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:04:04):
Kelsey Grammar announced you just had a new son. Seventy.
You got to hurry up.

Speaker 6 (02:04:10):
That's his eighth right. Yes, okay, you need another baby.
The ones you got are too big to cuddle.

Speaker 5 (02:04:17):
Bring your ass.

Speaker 1 (02:04:19):
Over here and make me a baby etmb if you're
just joining us, by the way, to bring dad ass
is a reference to an earlier story. Yeah, out of context,
it could seem somewhat vulgar. Somewhat Yeah, very good. These

(02:04:40):
are the arally out of part studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (02:04:42):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at.

Speaker 1 (02:04:47):
You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 5 (02:04:54):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (02:04:56):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios at the Silent
Insurance it was desk. It's Christy Lee, there's Pat Godwin, Jick,
Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singers chair. Hey Cosby,
I'm Chick and Tom. We have a special guest in
the studio.

Speaker 1 (02:05:11):
We do, and I haven't even met him yet. No,
I was in the other room when I walked in.
Now I'm gonna have a question here. Oh, I bet
you do. It's a I need a pronouncer. Your name
is spelled j us is it juice or just is
just Will? And Will is your last name.

Speaker 11 (02:05:29):
Will is actually my name, which is why my stage
name is just Will.

Speaker 1 (02:05:35):
Oh. I got it? Okay, very good, because juice Will
would also be cool Juice Will? What would.

Speaker 7 (02:05:46):
I think?

Speaker 11 (02:05:46):
We've had enough of juice for the this this sensory
Yeah yeah, the Juice nickname is.

Speaker 1 (02:05:52):
Sort of uh yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about that. Young
Juice is coming out. Yeah no, not even Juice Newton
has changed her name. J Yeah, it didn't really work out. Well,
it's nice to meet you, just Will.

Speaker 11 (02:06:11):
Nice to meet you as well, Just Will.

Speaker 1 (02:06:13):
I don't know anything about you except I've just been
I was walking in the hallway and goes. Got a
lot of kids, like you, Tom, got a lot of kids?

Speaker 11 (02:06:19):
Do you have a lot of kids? I have ten children? Wow,
Fortunately eight of them are no longer in the home.
They are adulting or whatever it's called when you move out.
But we always need stuff, that's what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (02:06:36):
I'm sorry, I'm out of air. Ten that's serious.

Speaker 11 (02:06:39):
Yeah wow slat.

Speaker 1 (02:06:42):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. So you got what to
like in high school?

Speaker 11 (02:06:45):
Still I have one at the house that's an adult,
and then I have one in high school.

Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
Okay, all right, but that's a lot of parenting. You
don't have to say a name. But do you have
a favorite?

Speaker 11 (02:06:59):
So yes, quick story. Yes, I just recently found out
that I have twins that were adults. So just recently
found out.

Speaker 1 (02:07:14):
Okay, and I'm lost. Somebody came to you and said, hey,
by the way.

Speaker 11 (02:07:20):
I got an inbox from uh an X. Yeah, and
she wasn't like the nice ex. This is the ex
that you calling the Avengers to make sure she doesn't
get another infinity stone that X I gotcha, And uh yeah,

(02:07:40):
I have had some twenty three year old twin girls now.

Speaker 1 (02:07:44):
But you never knew them. No, I didn't didn't you
didn't know they existed.

Speaker 11 (02:07:47):
Now now the twist is out of my ten. The
two that I've never met are actually my favorite.

Speaker 1 (02:07:57):
Must have been the parenting. That's interesting. Uh wow, how
did the how did you not know about him? Did
she move away?

Speaker 8 (02:08:08):
It?

Speaker 11 (02:08:11):
Let's see, no cussing, it would be there would be
a fair amount of talking about this. I didn't know
because I wasn't she moved on. She never told me
until they did ancestry DNA dot com. Oh, and she

(02:08:33):
sent they the daughters when girls. They sent me the receipt.
I yes, and uh, beautiful, beautiful to meet you. I'm
not sure, but we so as soon as they walked
in the room, I felt the connection. Beauty just they

(02:08:53):
felt like mine. So yeah, you know, wow, And and
I didn't have to raise them.

Speaker 5 (02:08:59):
It does.

Speaker 1 (02:09:02):
Not to mention the savings. The savings and child support
alone would be that you're looking at a million dollars
savings and they.

Speaker 11 (02:09:09):
Both went to college and I didn't have to pay
for it. It's pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:09:18):
That the other guy I didn't feel that way.

Speaker 11 (02:09:20):
Then that's a different conversation.

Speaker 1 (02:09:23):
Our guest is just Will Uh comedian, and we'll talk
more with Will. But first we're going to are we
going to get to this breast story now?

Speaker 3 (02:09:31):
Plastic surgeon say breast enhancement surgery is on the decline.
Physicians say they're now seeing more patients who are having
their rest implants removed Dubbs explant surgery. Others are still
seeking breast augmentation, but with less obvious results. Amid the
changing beauty standards. Beverly Hills surgeon doctor Kat but Goovic

(02:09:53):
told The Washington Post she has seen a huge increase
in women specifically asking for a fat transfer segure over implants,
which gives a more subtle increase in volume in the chest.
The doctor cat, Yeah, Cat, Begovid.

Speaker 1 (02:10:07):
Probably Catherine. But what's I've never heard of this a
fat transfer? Did they suck it out like they're doing
liposuction and then shove it in?

Speaker 3 (02:10:15):
This is the first I've ever heard of it too.
I'm not really familiar with it. I'll have to go
do some research. Victoria Pitts Taylor, chair of the Feminist,
Gender and Sexuality Studies at Wesleyan University.

Speaker 1 (02:10:29):
I'll bet she's harried down there.

Speaker 3 (02:10:32):
The shift is not surprising, adding that breast implants have
become over present and they're not compatible with wellness and
detoxifying lifestyles that people are moving toward, which is true.

Speaker 1 (02:10:48):
I wonder if somebody could donate fat, would you? Why
are you thinking of a line? And not why I
asked that question your brick. I was gonna say, that's
not to suggest that you're extraordinarily heavy, but bevy of

(02:11:12):
beauties could be serviced. But I have to shut up.
I'm trying to think of the word. I know, I
just got it.

Speaker 3 (02:11:21):
Your patients own fat shrink flation.

Speaker 1 (02:11:24):
Remember how we were reading about so called shrink flation
where they're makings putting more air in the potato chip
bag and oreo's still the same size or did they
shrink to oreos are a little smaller.

Speaker 3 (02:11:37):
A cosmetic procedure where patient's own fat taken from one
part of the body, such as the abdomen or thighs,
using lipeo section purified and then injecting into the breast
to increase size and shape.

Speaker 1 (02:11:49):
Would you just be lumpy or do they put it
in some kind of a container. I'm sure they know
what they're doing. Yeah, smooth or it probably right right?
I have another question. It gives you a smoother and
those fake boobs that they have.

Speaker 3 (02:12:10):
This sounds like a great idea.

Speaker 1 (02:12:11):
Are those like your tires when it gets real cold
and they have to the inflation level changes?

Speaker 3 (02:12:18):
I don't Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
Can the seam right right? Because I happened with tires.
I'm just curious. Yeah, with you get a flat tire
in the winter, all of a sudden, they oh no,
just fill it up. The seam popped or whatever. Yeah,
these are all great questions. Well, uh, they'll feel better,
they'll feel more real. But I would think you would
have to be I don't held a pair of fake boobs. Yeah,
we had them in here and there. No, no, no,

(02:12:42):
I mean on the body.

Speaker 5 (02:12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
I thought you meant the little you remember girls? Right? No, No,
I thought you. I thought you meant the stress those
stress balls, you know that they don't like being called that.
And then and then your contention is they insert the
container and then fill it. No, oh, I know that's
how they do it. Yeah, maybe not not in all instances,
all instances.

Speaker 6 (02:13:04):
Oh okay, well, I know if you if they fill
it up and then jam it in there, and they're
they're gonna make it have to make a bigger hole, right.

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
But don't they make a big cut there.

Speaker 10 (02:13:12):
You can go through the nipple and that's a small cut,
and then you can go underneath the boom and that's
your bigger cut, right okay, And then you can go
through the anus.

Speaker 5 (02:13:20):
But don't go to that guy.

Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
That's a long haul. That might be doctor or dog pat.
You know, I know you've been itching to play this song.
This is a tribute to the smaller breasts. This is
just a tribute to breast augmentation, the costs behind it. Oh,
here we go.

Speaker 8 (02:13:38):
I gave you money for your breast augmentation, paid for
your light bulb with my mask card.

Speaker 1 (02:13:44):
I got your vaginal rejuvenation. Money's tight and times are hard.

Speaker 8 (02:13:49):
And you were in a cup baby. Now you're a
double D. You're no longer qualified to be a member of.

Speaker 5 (02:13:59):
The b etc.

Speaker 8 (02:14:02):
Now you're going out with your girlfriend's coming home out
a quarter to four. I'm getting up, you're coming in.
I got a job at the grocery store. I locked
your flabby belly and the roominess down below. I didn't
mind your tiny tots. Now I'm the only real boo

(02:14:24):
by no. You fletch your cans all over town. But
I'm the guy who paid for the show, took me
for everything that I had.

Speaker 5 (02:14:33):
Oh now I'm the only real boo by no.

Speaker 8 (02:14:37):
Fake ones in real boops. This boops is at home
watching the tube. Your boops are out. I'm such a rube.
Fake ones in a real live boob.

Speaker 1 (02:14:50):
There you go, fake ones in real boobs. Ubly, what's
the LB, g btc IBT thing committee.

Speaker 5 (02:15:01):
Okay, thank you very much, Patty G.

Speaker 1 (02:15:04):
What's coming up, Christy Lee?

Speaker 3 (02:15:06):
Coming up? We have graying hair. Could it be a
good thing? Scientists are racing to grow human teeth. And
we have a couple of Halloween stories for you, especially
if you're an adult and want to participate in Halloween.

Speaker 1 (02:15:19):
Oh, Christy, you were staying out there. A friend of
yours had their fake moves removed. When they take them out,
do they get their deposit back? Or is that only
if they're in Michigan.

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Okay, I'll.

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(02:16:56):
You were hanging out with just will we'll talk to
them and every bunch of other stuff. A bunch of
other stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:17:00):
What am I trying to say in English? Held a
bunch of other stuff? I gotta be careful why with them?
There may be some young lady out there about to
become his twelfth child or thirteenth I forget. We are
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (02:17:21):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto
Parts for all your cart care need. It's got the
parts and service you need fast from the professional parts
people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee, She's at
the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Gogwin. Hey, Chick,
Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singers sidekick chair?

Speaker 1 (02:17:39):
Are there? There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.
We've got a special guest here at the studio. We're
joined by comedian Jus Will and he's sitting right over there,
just Will. I was told in the hallway that you
are a poet. Yes, Are these poems radio friendly? No?

Speaker 12 (02:18:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:18:02):
No, most most of my poetry is uh adjustable.

Speaker 1 (02:18:09):
All right? Let me see. Well, if you think of
a poem to favor us with, let me know. I'd
be more than happy to hear one.

Speaker 11 (02:18:18):
I can do a piece of a poem. It's a
little long, but I can do a piece of a piece.
Are you ready to have to write it down.

Speaker 9 (02:18:29):
For you?

Speaker 11 (02:18:29):
I will change my diet. I will watch what I
eat for you. I'll give up sweets for you, I
give up meat.

Speaker 9 (02:18:41):
For you.

Speaker 11 (02:18:42):
I'll do whatever it takes as long as we don't
end in defeat.

Speaker 5 (02:18:47):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (02:18:48):
A very nice kind of a practical Oh yeah, i'd
give up meat.

Speaker 3 (02:18:56):
Los this woman do anything she wants.

Speaker 11 (02:18:58):
Fortunately she's not vegetarian.

Speaker 1 (02:19:01):
No, no, so this is all this is. You're saying
you would metaphorically, yeah, right, right right, yeah, yeah, I'd
give up parachute jumping, although I don't do it right exactly. Yes, yeah,
for you, I'd give up taking flying lessons. I'm not
taking them. But okay, we have a Christy Lee I
can see or she's right there.

Speaker 3 (02:19:20):
Across the United States, car wash chains are turning their
tunnels into haunted attractions called Tunnels of Terror. Customers drive
through fog, flashing lights, and actors and costumes while their
cars are getting cleaned. Organizers say the spooky washes draw
long lines and become an October tradition that's both creepy
and squeaky clean. The haunted car wash trend has grown

(02:19:42):
across the country for years at independent and chain car washes,
with the phenomenon especially widespread in southern California.

Speaker 5 (02:19:52):
Okay, that'd be fun.

Speaker 6 (02:19:54):
Didn't you read the same article I did, Tom that
car washes are almost invented to launder money?

Speaker 1 (02:19:59):
Isn't that what didn't you read that? It's not just
a breaking bed?

Speaker 3 (02:20:03):
No, No, I know that was.

Speaker 1 (02:20:05):
That was in the fifties and sixties.

Speaker 6 (02:20:08):
Well, and Lenny Dykstra remember the Philly Yeah she had
how many car washing?

Speaker 5 (02:20:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:20:14):
But yeah, there was a time when they were it
was a cash business. Now it's oh, now I've got that.

Speaker 3 (02:20:19):
Is something I never can grasp is what money laundering is.
I don't understand a.

Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
Cash income that you don't report.

Speaker 11 (02:20:28):
Okay, it's called merits, that's true. Where did those come from?

Speaker 3 (02:20:38):
Okay? So how does a car wash help you with that?

Speaker 1 (02:20:41):
Back in the day when it was everybody would whatever
pay two bucks and they just had all this cash
lying around, it was how many washes did.

Speaker 5 (02:20:49):
You do this year?

Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
Of the real number?

Speaker 5 (02:20:54):
Exactly right?

Speaker 6 (02:20:56):
Do you have the car washing where you just pull
up and read your car and you just you don't
have to talk to anybody now and vice versa.

Speaker 10 (02:21:02):
Christy, I'm I'm selling drugs and I make fifty thousand dollars. Yeah,
one year doing it, I can claim that we did.
If we actually did ten thousand car washes, I can
claim we did twenty thousand. That's why I have that
extra money.

Speaker 1 (02:21:17):
By the way, if you're selling drugs only making fifty
thousand a year, you must be snorting your own supply.
These we're just example numbers. Don't get high your own supply.
I trying to make it the most. Thank you. I
appreciate it. Josh is I never put the comedy police,
putting analysis. Wait a minute, putting the anal in analogy?

(02:21:44):
There is there, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:21:46):
A new survey finds more than half of American adults
want their own adults Owen celebration, complete with costumes, cocktails,
and kid free parties. Retailers report a surge in adults
costumes in pre me him candy sales. Scientologists, that's not right.
Sociologists A bit different.

Speaker 1 (02:22:07):
As soon as it came out of my mouth. And
why would they be waiting in a Halloween be an
interesting interesting part if he comes dressed as Tom Cruise,
I'll see you on the or.

Speaker 3 (02:22:22):
Sociologists say the trend reflects a nostalgia and stress relief,
with grown ups reclaiming Halloween is their night out. Other surveys.
Other survey results say sixty five percent of adults would
rather face a haunted house than running into their ex.

Speaker 1 (02:22:40):
What a silly question, right, Yeah, why would rather into
your That's not even an option, although one could say,
in certain circumstances, if you were in a haunted house
and that face appeared, you'd go. So, how many Halloween
parties you like? Dozens?

Speaker 8 (02:23:01):
Me?

Speaker 1 (02:23:02):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 3 (02:23:03):
I'm not going to one Halloween party.

Speaker 1 (02:23:05):
How many were you invited?

Speaker 3 (02:23:06):
None?

Speaker 1 (02:23:07):
None?

Speaker 3 (02:23:08):
No, the invitations have dropped off because I don't go.

Speaker 1 (02:23:11):
Oh no, the I don't feel so bad that I
didn't get anything.

Speaker 3 (02:23:14):
Yeah, I didn't get.

Speaker 1 (02:23:15):
Any an adult Halloween parties, there tend to be a
lot of very would you agree slutty costumes depends? All
girls costumes are sexy? Fill in the black.

Speaker 9 (02:23:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:23:25):
You go to the Halloween store that used to be
a vibrant bookstore. You know that thing, uh sixty used
to be a legitimate retail place. It's going to be
a Halloween store until it becomes a Thanksgiving store, than
a Christmas store, than a fireworks place. We need, we
need to add some new holidays. So those stores can
stay open year around.

Speaker 3 (02:23:46):
Have you noticed, though, that Halloween decorations on the outside
of homes is almost as much as Christmas anymore?

Speaker 5 (02:23:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:23:54):
Have you seen? Have you seen? You've seen my house?

Speaker 3 (02:23:56):
I have just seen that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:57):
I have like twelve skeletons hanging by my friend now.

Speaker 3 (02:23:59):
But I'm talking about lights and light shows.

Speaker 1 (02:24:02):
It's awesome, it's great, it's incredible.

Speaker 3 (02:24:04):
And I saw my first Christmas light display yes on Sunday. Oh,
and they were like undeniably Christmas lights with the snowflakes
and the trees and the whole bit.

Speaker 1 (02:24:18):
But I think the thing is, my Christmas lights are up.
I had them put up last week. They're not on though,
because it's easier to put them on check localistic when
it's too cold. Yes, yeah, you don't turn them on yet.

Speaker 3 (02:24:30):
No, you don't turn them on, and you don't put
the snowflakes in the trees yet.

Speaker 1 (02:24:33):
But I didn't realize that when the guys put them in,
I didn't realize that they'd already set the timer so
they kicked on.

Speaker 11 (02:24:44):
I'm thinking, when you have ten kids, Christmas is pretty scary. Yeah,
it's almost like Halloween.

Speaker 1 (02:24:51):
Yeah, less slutty, of course.

Speaker 5 (02:24:56):
Hold it depends some of them.

Speaker 1 (02:24:59):
Depends. I want to get back to this Halloween car
wash thing? Yes do they? So it's got to be
pretty dangerous for the the actors that are in there. Right, Well,
I've seen people in car washes before. You You probably
have to where they're standing, you know, fairly against them.
You fall into that equipment you're gonna get, Yeah, the equipment. Sure,
it's slipperyther soap. Everyone you would fall into the equipment.

(02:25:22):
What do you think is going on in there? He
thinks it's a bunch of hymns. Do you think there's
like a giant blade like James Bob. Wouldn't you give
anything to see him fall into a Yes? Well I
have famously I went through a car wash several times
and I forgot that. I I've talked about it. I know,

(02:25:43):
I love if I ever mentioned anything twice in the show.
Chip gets all made Ye, we all get the long show.
Josh I left, I'll talk to you, I'll talk I'll
talk to Jess Will. He's a fellow father of many,
just Will. I forgot that I had a sun roof
and it was open, and we're going I have trouble

(02:26:04):
with reality that water. That water was very hot, but
and I closed the thing. But by the time I
closed it it was too late two inches of water.
Fortunately I had those what are those things called the
rubberized pads, rubberized floor mats, you know, the custom weather Tech. Yeah,
thank you Weather. That'd be the LEA should do that

(02:26:24):
for a commercial. He's got ten bucks going be going
through the car wash. But my weather Tech floor pads
were filling with the water. Yeah, no, that was scary.

Speaker 3 (02:26:36):
I think those the ones that flap like this, that
would be kind of fun to go through.

Speaker 1 (02:26:41):
Like to walk through. Yeah, well, we know you have
a thing for car washed I know, just will Christy gets.

Speaker 3 (02:26:46):
A little I get a little turned on in a
car wash.

Speaker 11 (02:26:48):
That's interesting and I.

Speaker 1 (02:26:55):
Kind of get it too. It's sensual. Yeah, I kind
of like to do wordle. So I started when the
car wash threats, and I've got to be done by
the time I exit, be.

Speaker 3 (02:27:03):
Honest, even in the car wash.

Speaker 1 (02:27:05):
To be honest, have you ever fallen asleep in the
car wash?

Speaker 5 (02:27:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:27:09):
Ive you have. It's so relaxed. And by the way,
I want the mirror back. Minute, isn't it loud?

Speaker 11 (02:27:18):
It's just not long enough. Yeah, but I've been told
that before. I wouldn't have said that, so they have.

Speaker 1 (02:27:29):
I'm sorry. So with these car washes, I didn't read
the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (02:27:32):
Do they do?

Speaker 1 (02:27:32):
They have people dress as traditional scary people.

Speaker 3 (02:27:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:27:36):
They can't do it at Christmas time, obviously, because those
elves couldn't even reach up big enough to see that.
It would be a good gig if you were a
small person. I'm going to be an elf at the
car wash. All I can do is wash from the
windows down. Well, your tires look great. I want to
hit the roof for me. That's not even funny.

Speaker 5 (02:27:58):
That's funny.

Speaker 3 (02:28:00):
Five percent of men by extra Halloween candy to say
for themselves, compared to fifty five percent of women.

Speaker 1 (02:28:05):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:28:05):
I tried to do this story a couple of weeks ago,
and he got mad because I remember, where did you
find that seventy percent of people to eat theirs?

Speaker 8 (02:28:14):
Go through it?

Speaker 1 (02:28:14):
Yeah, go through it twice, and they got to go
back last minute to get more candy. That status ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (02:28:22):
There you go, There is no way.

Speaker 1 (02:28:25):
Now I do believe what I would say.

Speaker 10 (02:28:27):
Ninety five percent of people get Halloween candy they like
so that when there are leftovers they'll enjoy horror.

Speaker 6 (02:28:33):
Absolutely, Yeah, but isn't it why to get candy you
don't like so you won't eat it?

Speaker 1 (02:28:38):
Sure? Yeah, Now let me talk to Jess Will here.
You've got a bunch of kids, you were telling me,
so do Why was there of a pony in your life?
When you'd go out to dinner with a handful of them,
and you would you would order stuff for them that
you know they probably weren't gonna eat, so you would
you were gonna eat it.

Speaker 11 (02:28:54):
Yeah, No, I would never do that when you have
a bunch of kids. Money is scarce, so uh no.
I made sure that they were going to eat what
I ordered, and quite often they would. It'd be like
an adult meal for two kids.

Speaker 1 (02:29:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, smart, But you wouldn't make sure they
ordered stuff that in case they didn't eat it, you
would eat it.

Speaker 11 (02:29:16):
Well, I would eat it regardless, I see it, no
matter what.

Speaker 1 (02:29:19):
Okay, good good.

Speaker 3 (02:29:21):
Nearly fifty percent of adults name Halloween is their favorite holiday.

Speaker 1 (02:29:24):
No, nearly fifty Yeah, Oh no way, I like Halloween.
Oh I love yeah, yeah I did. It's not my favorite.

Speaker 3 (02:29:31):
My kids do, boy that I love it. I am
a year.

Speaker 1 (02:29:34):
What's your favorite Thanksgiving? I love, uh, you know, the family,
the food.

Speaker 3 (02:29:40):
The pressure.

Speaker 1 (02:29:41):
There's no gift buying bumber that you're here working solo
that morning. Oh, I should check my email.

Speaker 3 (02:29:51):
Sixty percent say they buy candy even if they don't
expect trick or treaders. Sixty five percent of respondents assert
their right to their children's left over. That would be
met before the kids get it. You make them dump
it on the floor and then you pick what you want.

Speaker 11 (02:30:09):
And then my parents did that, but I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:30:13):
I don't do that.

Speaker 11 (02:30:14):
I just pick what I want as soon as that
comes in. I don't like the worry, even if it
has a razor.

Speaker 1 (02:30:21):
Sorry, I don't. I don't like the word adult a ween. No,
that can go away. That's not gonna stick.

Speaker 5 (02:30:27):
It sounds in a.

Speaker 11 (02:30:29):
Weird sounds kind of predatory.

Speaker 1 (02:30:30):
Yeah, I like your brownie outfit. You want to He
likes that brownie outfit. I mean, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (02:30:40):
He likes it?

Speaker 1 (02:30:44):
Let him let them fish? Yeah, uh, he'll stop. It's
once again quiz time here in the Bob and Tom program,
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(02:31:06):
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Speaker 6 (02:31:16):
Address silacis dot com. Tom, that's si lac ins dot com.

Speaker 5 (02:31:23):
Very good, Very good.

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Now I love this idea. This is this is staggering
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I like your Maliffluis voice, that professional announcer, feel that
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if you don't mind.

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Speaker 1 (02:32:08):
We're not about that. You can actually understand what she's saying. Yes,
you know those commercials sometimes on TV in the radio,
they go so fast you can't hear Yeah. Yeah, try
to run it backwards now so sor cleric hash I
heard sword dick anybody else here hash mock sins kylas, Well,

(02:32:37):
that's really hard to do. Hard to do, yeah, and
utterly pointless. When we come back, we're hanging with that
guy right there. He calls himself just Will. We'll find
out what's going on with Just Will and more when
we return to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (02:32:53):
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Speaker 6 (02:33:02):
Hey, welcome back to the bobbin Top Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Port Studios. There's Christy Lee, she's at
the news center. There's Pat Godwins. Hello, got a song
coming up from Pat. There's Josh Arnold there a conspy.
I'm Chick McGhee.

Speaker 1 (02:33:16):
Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest as well, joining
us in the studio. He is comedian Us Will and
just has been hanging out with us this morning. And Will,
what did I says? Just has been hanging out with us? Yeah,
oh I see his name is Will just Will. Sorry,
it's very confusing you.

Speaker 11 (02:33:40):
Really at all, but you tastically kind of self explained
to the.

Speaker 5 (02:33:46):
Right there.

Speaker 1 (02:33:48):
Uh, Us, Oh yeah, it's just Will. I've been Carworth. Okay, Will.
I'm not sure if you're familiar with this, but there
was a story a couple of weeks ago. That's some explorers.
Exhibitionists don't know what you're looking for, expeditionists. Is it

(02:34:11):
a slight distinctions? No, expeditionists.

Speaker 3 (02:34:15):
People want an expedition.

Speaker 1 (02:34:16):
Yes, they think that they may have spotted the the airplane,
the lock Heed Electra ten E, flown by Amelia Earhart.

Speaker 6 (02:34:24):
Everyone knows it's the Lockheed Electric tens really and now
an evening with a board Tom, Well, yes, welcome to
the Illto Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 8 (02:34:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:34:42):
The plane crashed, of course, many many years ago. It
was a great plane.

Speaker 11 (02:34:47):
Where's the other plane, the one that disappeared with all
the people on it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:55):
And one thing at a time. So a group of
expeditionists at Purdue University. I think they've spotted it based
on some old and new satellite photographs. It's an amazing
story somewhere in the South Pacific. And they made a
big deal a couple of weeks ago that they were
going to go looking for this thing.

Speaker 3 (02:35:13):
They were supposed to leave.

Speaker 1 (02:35:15):
We found out yesterday that they're they're not going and
apparently they can't get a permit from the Kirabadhi government.
Of you what's because they're so busy with their space program.
They they launched a coconut three hundred feet last year. Yes,
you want to tell us again the name of the president?

Speaker 5 (02:35:35):
Yeah, you remembered from a couple of hours ago.

Speaker 1 (02:35:41):
The entire the entire county. I believe it's president Bogoogo.
I don't know. I've never heard of this country. Why
don't they want to have get some publicity, gets a
bunch of bunch of Americans over there spending their car
is one chance for them to get some real money.

Speaker 5 (02:35:58):
Shot people people who want to travel there and you know.

Speaker 1 (02:36:01):
No, No, I'm saying from university one hundred thousand dollars
to look. Yeah, we'll let you look.

Speaker 11 (02:36:07):
I fowned out exhibitionists.

Speaker 1 (02:36:11):
Expedition in any event, they're they're putting it off for
at least a year.

Speaker 3 (02:36:15):
It says, yeah, they're cyclone seasons to worry about nyclones.
You know they're promo.

Speaker 8 (02:36:23):
I think you have a song, Sure you want to
hear it go something like this, goes exactly like this. Amilia,
you crashed in a plane. We've been searching for years
in vain O. So sorry late, if you're still alive,

(02:36:44):
you'd be one twenty eight making plans.

Speaker 3 (02:36:48):
To find that plane.

Speaker 8 (02:36:51):
Or Amelia and Fred noon In's remains her love life shooting.

Speaker 1 (02:36:57):
Mad out of you?

Speaker 5 (02:36:59):
Was she sleep being with Fred?

Speaker 8 (02:37:01):
Or l G B t Q. You flew around the
globe so brash, hats how bold you dressed? Plainly, it's short, plain,
it's clear. Eleanor shad a tear the day.

Speaker 5 (02:37:18):
You disappear, bringing it home. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (02:37:24):
That was great.

Speaker 1 (02:37:25):
I think you're past. So yeah, you say you know
people involved in this?

Speaker 3 (02:37:29):
I did, well, yes, I know people that are very
involved in this. They're hoping to do a documentary.

Speaker 1 (02:37:37):
All right, but I mean this is this gonna be
like the famous Heraldo RIVERA could be if they go
all this way and there's nothing there but a couple
of logs underwater.

Speaker 3 (02:37:48):
But you don't know if you don't try.

Speaker 6 (02:37:50):
There must be a way to get a more definitive
answer about what's there for sure from NFL.

Speaker 3 (02:37:55):
Very sure of it. I don't think they would be
spending the money or talking about it.

Speaker 1 (02:38:01):
Oh really, So that tells you that they really think it.
They really think it's what's the name of the government, Kiboto?
What is nice vera?

Speaker 5 (02:38:10):
Yucky?

Speaker 1 (02:38:13):
I gotta look it up it I've got to have
a Kierrie body. Yeah. Care body has a drone store
somewhere there on the island, but I mean, just go
buy a drone. Wouldn't have they indicated exactly what the
what do they call it? Longitude and latitude stuff is?
Want somebody else go get it?

Speaker 5 (02:38:30):
That's things anyone could just go look at this.

Speaker 1 (02:38:32):
I mean, are satellite photographs that they have are they
accessible to anybody that well? If it's online, yeah, yes
it must be.

Speaker 3 (02:38:42):
Because we saw it wouldn't be something if somebody stole it.

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
I like that we don't know. I like that there's
just a mystery out there. Yeah, I've always thought it
was interesting that people think it's amazing that it disappeared.
You ever flown over the ocean, that's amazing. Anybody makes it? Hey,
rot of gas?

Speaker 6 (02:38:58):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:38:59):
Oh, I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (02:39:01):
Did you say? Oh, Roger?

Speaker 3 (02:39:03):
That and not a lot of not a lot of
stops here and there, So I presumaly them.

Speaker 1 (02:39:10):
They didn't give out the coordinates, I guess is the
word I'm looking for to where this thing is? But
have they named it's an uninhabited island? Right? Or is
it uninhibited for exhibitionists?

Speaker 11 (02:39:24):
Like?

Speaker 5 (02:39:24):
Nice? Well?

Speaker 1 (02:39:26):
Nice way to tie that up?

Speaker 3 (02:39:27):
And can we do this gray story real quick? The
scientists say the process that causes your hair to turn
gray might help the body prevent cancer.

Speaker 5 (02:39:37):
How about that interesting?

Speaker 1 (02:39:38):
They found that good news if you got gray pubes,
that baby's not going to fall off. I don't have
to worry about penis cancer. Everybody's glad about that. Have
fun with the mob and Tom.

Speaker 3 (02:39:59):
I didn't think it was gonna go here. Researchers found
cells producing hair pigment shut down when they detect DNA damage,
preventing those damage cells from turning cancerous. Scientists suggests that
discovery could help researchers develop new therapies that mimic the
same protective mechanism, So.

Speaker 12 (02:40:16):
You never know.

Speaker 10 (02:40:17):
Well, I'm I think everybody in this room is fairly safe.
Although Christy, you don't show gray.

Speaker 3 (02:40:26):
Oh I have tons of gray hairs up top lawn. Yeah, well,
I don't know down.

Speaker 1 (02:40:34):
This half and half down that she's like strip like
you don't know down there. There has to be a
really bad horror movie the pubes.

Speaker 6 (02:40:46):
You missed it, Christie doesn't know she has gray pubes
or not? Well, men do the math or that sounds
like a.

Speaker 1 (02:41:07):
I don't know, Christy, do you remember the lady?

Speaker 5 (02:41:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:41:10):
Did you ever try that? I remember the joke being yeah,
really painful. Was like shaving your legs with a rubber pant.
Didn't you just ripped them out? It wasn't supposed to,
but apparently it was just wasn't it like a coiled spring?

Speaker 8 (02:41:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:41:26):
Something really did really run that run over your pubes?

Speaker 5 (02:41:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:41:31):
Oh no, thank you. Okay, Well we have let's see
now how much time do we have? About twelve minutes?
You think okay, sorry, you just well, that was the

(02:41:52):
first musical recording you purchased. And was it on cassette, vinyl,
A track or uh c D.

Speaker 11 (02:42:00):
It was definitely a cassette, but I'm not sure. Had
to be probably like something from Ice Cube, n w
A ish somewhere somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:42:13):
Around that, something unplayable on the radio. Absolutely, a lot
of curse words. Absolutely, It's probably one of the first
things Christy listened to. I was ready, right, Tom, what
is nw A stand for?

Speaker 5 (02:42:24):
Again?

Speaker 1 (02:42:28):
Hang on?

Speaker 5 (02:42:28):
Let him, let him spread out, don't maybe.

Speaker 1 (02:42:34):
Go I've got several thoughts, but well, you know something.
Let me let me sleep on that. Thank you, just will.
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