The BOB & TOM Show - October 29, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
My dog is smelly. You can't catch a frisbee. He
don't know when to stay or sit. But there's one
thing I'll say that you can't take away. That dog
is fluffy. He digs in the garden, jumps up on

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my clean shirt, He barks at nothing the whole night through.
But there's one thing I'll say that you can't take away.
That dog is fluffy. You might say fluffy ain't no

(01:20):
big deal in a world of rentin tins. But it
turns out being fluffy is the only thing there is
of him. He sheds in the winter, he sheds in

(01:42):
the summer. He bites the guy from ups. There's one
thing I'll say that you can't take away that dog
is fluffy. Yes, there's one thing that I can't take away.

(02:03):
That doggies fluffy.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, punk punk, Hello there, anybody, anybody, anybody at all?
Hello there? How long's this since we heard?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
There? Hello there? Hello there?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I love Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You didn't like you heard it? Oh no, no, you
got me all wrong. I've been ease it off. Just
you wouldn't get mad? Oh no, god, no, when did
you since Welcome to the Bobby tom show in the
O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Now in the hellodare slought over here?
I've got it? Well, I got something else? Oh, I'll
look for Hello their fort? Okay, there's Christy Lee. Hi,

(02:48):
your top makes my eyes hurt.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, we do a lot of damage on a TV camera.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, there's Pat Godwin. Hell in the midst of moving?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Is that? What are you talking about it?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I haven't heard anything about it.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh, dear God. All I had here was you moving
when you moved?

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Josh, everything copastic?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, things are good.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Josh isn't moving three hundred yards and whining about it.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
There's a Cosby.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Two buildings over about for him?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
My shoulder here, take can't pick up a book? How'd
it go?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Russ?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Christy? You haven't heard the punchline?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Where's where's my punch line? Pat? Now?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Living in an apartment has a fireplace?

Speaker 7 (03:30):
None?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
You can go wrong there?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, that's like having an acid factory and a fire
in an apartment complex.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
What the hell are they thinking?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Is a gas or wood burning?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't know? Oh my god, Yeah, that's that's exactly
how he will immolate the building.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'll come over and take a.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Look for you.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well, any fireplace is awesome.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
It have to be just a turn on.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, I would think so too.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do you know you lived at my place? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I had no idea that any of those any of
those said, how.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Much more are they charging you for the fire?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
It's still little bit next to you. Of course, Once
upon a time I had the I was asked to
leave from this house, but I had a remote control fireplace.
Is clicking and.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Going, yeah, you got to the remote control. Yeah, look
at that there.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Instead of fixing the fireplace, that people put those in
force when we bought the house.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I have an annoying issue that we're fighting about. Who
now when we you're in your significant other, Yeah, okay,
we have a fireplace or two? And uh, I got
these antenna like sticks.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
You know they the telescope.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, they a.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Telescope antenna like sticks.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
And you no, no, and you there's a start, there's
a spark thing on the end, and you charge them
on your computer whatever. You plug them in and uh
and then you uh, what you're listening to is tech
talk antenna them out. And then if you've got a
gas fireplace, just you press the button and it has

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a little spark. It lights the fire, so it's it's great.
There's no lighter fluid lying around. She insists in using
one of those long things with a.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I use that like you mean like a lighter.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, those lighter things they're great. There's like a trigger on.
They contain flammable fluid. The cases of those things in
cogniting houses very very common. So you'd like her to
use the thing you got, and there's no way, gotcha.
And then I had to buy a new one last
week because one of my daughters was using it for
sword fighting and a lot of electronics and wires sticking out. Yeah,

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and it makes a nice clicking sounds.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Very I'm surprised you don't have a wood burning.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I oh, okay, I got one to be I love
the burning.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'll never go to anything else.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
You know.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
I got a wood burning, but I have a gas starter.
Oh yeah, yeah, you heard me like that.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I can start a fighting with just wood because he's
a man. Of course, I need some paper in a gasoline.
Oh yeah, yeah, they go up the gasoling is that
way the air catches on fire. I can start a
fire with my eyes, Yeah right, Christy do you feel it.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
That's like boom houer on the King of the Hill.
I can make a bomb out of a roll of
toilet paper and a stick of dynamoe. You better find
out dale is there is there a stand boom a
key thing?

Speaker 7 (06:25):
You have to turn that will? You don't want to?
They think it's wood burning. It's a real fire. Yeah,
it's real fireplace.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
So you don't have to ever worry about him making.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You're apartment. So you're in a stack or a stack
a rick of wood out there full of spiders, and
I guess this is not going to be used. It's
never going to.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Be Here's the thing I always need to remember, is
a story your wood as close as you can do
your house.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
What are the what? What's the one spider brown reckless
that will get you? They love free. One of my
sons was bitten by one of those that I forget that.
It was a health nightmare for quite a while. I
forget what he got, but it was pretty bad, and
that's what it was. So we moved all the firewood
away from that.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
We inherited a lot of stacked wood on our property.
I gotta get rid of that. Oh what do you do?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
With that burn it.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
You got to burn it, man, I'm gonna burn it.
I burn the woods down. You'll go through.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
No, no, don't burn it out there. Yeah, I get
the same thing, and I burn it.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Putt of anywhere to burn it. Did you not hear
my minor gas they had.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
A little Oh oh, I didn't hear that part. Oh
I think we should. We can. You could auction it off.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
The listener gave it. Gave me a Saint Louis blues
fire pit.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I just burned.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
You can bring it over. I'll bring it all for you.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
There you go. Yeah, put it in the back of
your car.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
If I'm going to load it up, hold off.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
We'll give you fifty cents a long you can have.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
You can have open fire where you live. You're practically
no batter.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Or something or not anymore. I'm back in the city.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Are you back in this counting? Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
That was that's a bad movie. Can get it?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I wonder that, No, wonder they're redistricting. Remember now, this
gerrymandering makes sense. Some people out it was our goal. Yeah,
is that happening in our area?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Oh yeah, they're trying.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Oh yeah, dude, I should start some sort of parade
like super Prods. Anonym just about I have no idea
about it, so I just about falsehoods.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
I've been on the road for thirty years. What does
jerry mandering even mean. I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
When he left Dean, I mean, if you want to
get technical, I mean, actually technically, no one knows this.
It's I'm not kidding, it's Gary Mandering. Oh, the guy
that it was named after. It actually was pronounced Gary,
but did it become jerrymans been lost in the shuffle.
It means changing the boundaries of a of a district
in order to make sure that your team wins, and

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they'll be there, insane. You'll see places where they have
like one spot, then there's this little bridge going several
miles to another spot. It tends to be based on
racial social.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, it really does. Yeah, trying to form your own
constituency too.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah. Now it's happening on both sides all over the place.
And yeah, it's not it's not how they're voting, it's
who's Yeah. It's the reason that sports are so popular
now is because it's gotten to the point where no
one can stand listen to the news. Hey, hey, hey, hey, no,
it doesn't. I don't care what side you're on. Enough already,
that's amazing. Let's see now. Oh, here's an interesting story.

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I was looking for something else and I landed on this. Christy,
do you have one of those shower heads that attaches
so that you can swear around?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
No, and I made a mistake. I didn't put it
on on purpose, and now I'm regretting it.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You need that to play with yourself, wash my dog.
It detaches from the wall and you can get down
and get the get upward up.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
My favorite thing about Tom, among many things, is his
uh zeal to explain something makes it infinitely more company.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I just asked for the name of it.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Just a handheld shower.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hand held shower. We told you four times those Uh yeah,
I do. This news story comes from tech Times. Twenty
six year old man unidentified required medical attention because he
had a shower head stuck in his rectum. Oh geez,
the whole shower head to put the whole thing up.
The findings were published in the journal B M J.

(10:25):
Boy what them stands for?

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I don't want to ruin your story, but they do
make one of those shower heads it's a long like
a rather than being a big roundhead.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's a little rod like.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
A Wand either way penis shaped is what it is
either what you're exactly right?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh wow, the man claimed. Oh this is of course
if a man claims quote. He suffered a fall in
the shower which caused the shower head. Oh my god,
it gets better. He had to rip the whole is
out of the wall in order to go to the hospital.

(11:05):
You imagine it's a guy in the emergency room with
the metal flex metal host coming out.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
From spider, dragging on the sidewalks, sparking a little.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
So it was so firmly shoved in there. Yeah, he
couldn't get it out to rip it out, and ripping
it out of the wall didn't make it.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Come out of his behind.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh, he must have taken properly done it. We had
to call somebody. Hey, Bruce, do you have a wrench? Bruce, Bruce?
I wonder what Brenda was. Isn't there a brand called
uh fister? Yeah, the misters. Isn't too much to ask

(11:51):
if we can get alive mister fister this morning? The
sound effect? Oh really, yeah? Do you think we could
get trade that role. He's very busy.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Okay, we'll see if we could maybe get him just
to come in and just make that noise.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oh, you gotta love it. I'm sorry. I was actually
looking for something else conications when I when I stumbled
on that story while coming up in sports, We've.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Got a world series, we got a world series. Everybody
nodded at two games a piece. Blue Jays win last night.
There are the blown Jays, no more.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
After each game, the pundits are going. And so after
the first game, oh, it's over. Obviously Toronto's going to destroy.
Then after the second game, clearly the Dodgers are coming back.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Toronto wins six to two last night, and then there's one.
They did the two three two thing, which I don't
care for, but they evidently know what they're doing. So
one more game in La then two if necessary, and
at least one back in Toronto.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, Toronto had a better overall record.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah I know that, but why that's what I want?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah? I had two three two. It seems like a
too big of a choump that.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Uh Tortilla's in sports, and uh.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
You mean Tortilla.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Tortilla's give the Lama tortilla in the water and David
Rush rears his somewhat questionable head coming up in the
world records.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
It's a great record. Why isn't it a flotilla instead
of a flotilla? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Our language has and flaws. Huh.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I remember growing up they would introduce the players of
Hispanic origin, yes, Martinez.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Oh yeah, just these guys in baseball.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
I remember I was in Central Ohio during the Big
Red Machine days and Tony Perez, one of my favorite
baseball players, Tony Quebec, kept calling him Paris Tony.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Perez, No jerk, those were different time. Uh now uh
speaking of having fun, A couple of things going on.
Wait a minute, forgot about this. Sorry, congratulations to Bernie.
Uh oh speaking of a Bernie. Okay, b A L
M E s. Would that be ball mez or balms

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Balmas b A L M E s W that be Balmas? Bernie.
We got to call you Bernie. He's from I know
you pronounced this Okamos, Okamas, Michigan. Our winner of Week
eight of our Pigskin Picks competition, mister Bernie, I'll call him.
He's won a five hundred dollars gift.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
How is it you know how to pronounce every city
in Michigan, yet you don't know any of our children's names.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
How is that your name again?

Speaker 7 (14:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Huh Okay, he wins that gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers.
I gotta find out how you pronouncal last name, Bernie.
Can we call him? Oh wait a minute, maybe Bernie Balmer.
That's a good business name, Bernie Baldness, Bernie Baldmas. How
are you what? What do I.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Bernie bal Barings?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Interesting?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
How many can I put you down for?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Interestingly enough, this state of Michigan representing as they would
have said twenty years.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh, constantly on this show. Yes, they're aware.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
They've won four of our Pigskin Picks weeks so far.
We'll talk with Bernie coming up. If you do, you
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Speaker 5 (17:01):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. You caught
me in mid swallow? Ever been in midswallow?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Christy Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk.

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There's Pat Godwin. Hello.

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Speaker 3 (17:52):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Hello, Yeah, Yeah, it's yeah, yeah baby lower, Good to
see you.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Now.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Time to check out the world of letters. Yes, love
to hear from you. You can reach us Bob and
Tom at bobintom dot com and we've filtered through some
of these letters apparently.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
But you know, there are big doings in the city
of Indianapolis right now. The National f f A Convention
is huge. What is that Future Farmers of America. Yeah, well,
our friends James and Kayla have written in and they
said they would like to congratulate their daughter Amber, who
is receiving her American Degree, which is the highest award

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in the f FA. Do you guys know that amazing?

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Aren't there a f f A and f h A
or is that a loan program?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
It is so congratulations to everybody in the f f
A that's.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Uh needs to be future homemakers.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
That what I think there really was the loan people.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, there is the loan people.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
There's fd I see f S L I C okay,
that's gone right. The savings alone that somebody cashed out
on that and took all the money. Something about a
bubble yea they built Epstein Island or something. Congratulations Amber, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and all the f f A. Yeah, mister pro farmer
ol there all of a sudden doesn't care. No, no, no no,

(19:24):
I was just trying to remember that the f F
are I think it would start. Give me an f
w F is future and what is the second? Farmers?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Farmers? Oh farmers.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, I had it all wrong. I've been yelling the wrong. Yeah,
dear Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
I've listened to you all for decades on the VI
P and I catch up on the show on weekends.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh you got you must VI I P that you
simply must. I have no idea, Okay, thank you. I
don't know if there are any sponsor left. I don't
know if there's anything like.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
We did have it limited. Yes, yeah, I want to
check that.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
I listened to your show from mid morning on my
way to work about forty minutes, then play the first
part of the show on my way home. If you
understand the way he's drifted. I took my husband to
see Kosaki and Modesto. We love him, and it was
only a couple hours away, so I figure what I
would have to lose. Anyway, Tom drives me nuts, but
I have to give kudos on the paper plate pick up.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh okay, I need to explain.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Let's see the dog in question that had an accident.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I used to have a dog that had seizures all
the time, so there was a constant issue picking up
dog excrement, etc. So I developed a technique. It's very simple.
If you have a dog, you should take me up
on this. Oh, you take paper plates and you cut
them in half, and then you put on a rubber gloves.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
These regular paper plates are like a chinette, like a.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Real strong star. No, no, you typically regular plates, not
the plastic ones though, Okay, and then you put on
rubber gloves. Yeah. You take a waste basket with a liner.
No typically asking questions. You want just the thing. You
walk up. You take a paper plate, screw, but you
toss it in the back. Let's let me finish. Our

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approach to this is get through it as fast as
we can. And you're not christy. Go ahead. Someone takes
the time and trouble to write. The thing is. I
had to do this usually several times a day, so
I got it down. You have a lined, you got
your waist basket liner, you take it, take, take paper plates,
take off you then take a paper towel, wipe, bump
the excess. Ready to go. That's it. Well, you don't

(21:37):
spray anything on the car. No, no, yeah, I mean
I never had carpet. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
The paper play thing doesn't always work on.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
No.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
No, I had to do it on carpet at my
new house. I've got a bunch of throw rugs. Sure,
and I just had to do it last week. I
also also not not really carpet. I bought one of
those area rugs, one of those things like twice the
size of a toaster that has the suction on the
water in it. Yeah, the green Oh that's the best.
That in the air fryer of the best two things.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Anyone ever told you your ability to draw simile is
really weak. It's a couple of double the size of
a toaster, and then it looks like a car.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
You don't understand what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
It's got the water spirt and then it sprays and
it sucks the water.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's like if somebody took a dozen soft balls and
cube them and then glued them together.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's about the size of it. I would say two dozen,
but you're anyway. Our rider continues Amy and Bob from
Railroad Flat, California. They say, what a cool name Tom
drives me nuts. But the paper plate pick up, Big kudos,
big ups for Tom. And I wouldn't have any carpeting

(22:45):
if I had my way.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh gotcha.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
My last house there was none.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I have dogs, My good My babies?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Are they ever?

Speaker 5 (22:52):
In the rare occasion they do take a duke on
the floor, they go in the stone instead of the area?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Ruh, that's nice?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Nice only yeah, in my case it was it. I
think he ate a sock or something and it was
like threaded twist. God knows what he ate.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
I ate a sock one No, those were panties anyway.
Tonight after dinner, Bob, my husband, and Mabel, our Australian shepherd,
were rough housing. Mabel barfed way more than what she ate.
Bob grabbed a roll of paper towels for cleanup. I said, stop,
let's do it Tom with paper plates. Bob was like, what,

(23:29):
just stop? I said, I cut two paper plates in half.
He understood the assignment. I took the trash can to him.
He dispatched the stuff. I wiped up the floor with cleaner.
Thankfully it was on a wood floor, not carpet. Oh Tom,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Very much, But did you forget the rubber gloves.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I think he did. Next time, I have your husband
write the letter. Maybe we'll get it out in two cents.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
And there's Mabel. Don't look at the sweet, very sweet.
Wait a minute, that is like the greatest mustache on
that gentleman. Look at that thing. It's a great mustache.
That is serious. Make it for me.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
That looks like my baby Josephine. And that dog could
do your taxes. Yeah, believe me.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
That dog, that dog, that dog has that look like alright.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Looks like a couple of sweet people.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Bob, Bob looks great. That's fun. That that mustache. Rivals
are Bob, my god?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
And what's her name? Mabel?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
I'm sorry, not the dog, the writer, Mabel, Mabel, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
They're too Mabel.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Internet matter how Amy thoughtful you are with your letters.
Somehow we oh, we'll mess them up. Amy, you're sweet too.
You could use an editor, but you're sweet.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Hellingway had an editor for Christ's sake, all right, Sure
write drunk edit.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
So you editors write as well.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Well.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Editing is writing Christy.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
They take a yellow pen and they circle stone.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
I mean, if you were an editor, wouldn't you want
to be able to when you want to be writing your.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Own I guarantee there are a lot of struggling writers
who edit for a list.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I had a chum of mine from college, a chum
of mine from col He's a significant in the world
of editing. Okay, is he important with the capital line?

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, Bill shooting. But he didn't he did write his
own terrible moment, is it Charles Charles Bukowski? Uh no,
he'd be deceased.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Dead.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I was looking for my slippers. Yes, I couldn't think
of the word. I said to my wife, where my
feet mittens? Perfectly acceptable? I love it, man, I met
you laughed. We do this because did you hear that letter?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Amy? Two cents?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's so it's so hard sometimes to think of think
of words. Now we got another letter. Well, now I'm
bummed out. Bukowski died in nineteen ninety four. I had
no idea.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh you were a fan, yeah, you know, depressed and off.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yes, And one of the one and one of the
great quotes in the movie, Uh Sideways, Oh Sideways, remember then? Quote?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
It was a great scene. You've got to see more
movies than Toy Story. Insideway I've actually never read a
word of Bukowski.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I maybe I should. It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Actually, yeah, a lot about bowling that's growing in light bulbs, imagine.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
So I don't even understand this one. This is uh
from our friend who has all the weird stuff and
his uh the accent a and the umlat et cetera,
et cetera. Johann Orunge Sigmundsen. Oh nice, he says, high
again from Iceland. I am Spartacus. All right, well, says, well,

(26:37):
you wanted short, you got you know. I also, but
I'd also like relevance. Although they hey, we all have
uh what's going on in Iceland today?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Mhm?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Do they do Halloween?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Probably? Why wouldn't they?

Speaker 5 (26:53):
I don't think they have trick or treat in Iceland.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Look another.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Reason, another hunk of trout, Thank you God, another copy
of Frozen.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Terrific. Guys, when you hear a spooky Halloween story, Yes,
I'm gonna take some crappier because it's not it's it's
it's this long. He's gonna amy. You have every right
to uh before you start.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Good luck.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I already saw that. He look at him, he's he's hello,
all you beautiful maniacs. You talked about Epstein.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
About this, Jack mentioned that Jeffrey Epstein may or may
not have had a thing about being tucked in at night. Yes,
that's true.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
He loved it.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, he loved it. No sex, and that wasn't the
he wanted to be tucked in.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
No, well, yeah during the tucking time, no sex.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Well, you've had lots and lots of sex, and then
all sudden you go, I'm going to take a day off.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
You've never done that.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
You don't like.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I don't like being tucked in. I don't like I
like having my blankets loose.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Oh, this story is gonna creep you in.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Free Tom, you want hits on the you let me
come over to your house and tuck you in and
will videotape it, and then Josh can read you a
story and Christy will bring you warm milk.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
The first thing I do at a hotel is pull
everything out so the blankets are free and ready to go.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
How much for either Tom and Pat or Tom and
Chick to sleep one night together? I'll la Burton Ernie.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Each other two twin best Tom we could do. I
know he's a big time snorer. I've been in the
next room at his hotel. You can't well anyway.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
This, this whole tucking end thing, reminded Scott of his uncle,
who lived in Sour Lake, Texas, in south the southeast
part of Texas. He passed about twenty years ago, but
this story apparently permeated the entire family. They couldn't believe
that this would happen. Apparently every night uncle, his uncle
and his wife would go to sleep. Every night a

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ghost or spirit when they were in their bed would
tuck them in, literally tuck in their sheets. And every
morning they would have to move the dresser that was
slid in front of their bedroom door. What every morning?
He says that they they just lived this way. Every night,
some some unseen force was tucking them.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
In like they got used to it. Apparently every morning
you have to wake up and it was kind of
a friendly ghost protecting them kind of, but also a nuisance.
Soon who knows what's happening there. I'd never been afraid
of ghosts, says Scott until I drove my father down there. Now,
his father was ill, and he says the first morning

(29:56):
they were there, his father was was sleeping in that
bedroom right and when Scott woke up, he had to
force the door open because the dresser had been moved
in front of the door, And when he finally got in,
his dad was nicely tucked in.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
No way.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, wow, that's a great that's a great story.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
That is a great story.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Tom, you maybe skept No. No, no, no, I have
formulated a joke that I can't do. We can get there,
that's all. Well, we can't tucked into bed.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Tuck is tuck the word you want to use. No,
I like this because I have no idea what it
could be.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
The joke.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
You guys have any clue.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's sexual. No, No, it's not, it's not. No, it
involves it involves stereotypes about housekeeping. Let's just put it.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I make my own bid.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Hey, Tom, tell me a little bit about Silac insurance
and there he's.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
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because of my limited knowledge of just about everything, and
we've been talking about him a lot, and because we
learned about him from the experts at the Silac insurance company,
I can tell you this. In general, an annuity is
a way to keep getting paid when you when you're retired,
the money keeps a coming, So find out what it's

(31:14):
all about by listening to us discuss these letters. We
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goes dere Chick. I want to browse and read about
the Silac annuity choices and options. What is the Silac
Insurance Company website address?

Speaker 5 (31:32):
So easy, Tom, No, I'll pay attention Silaci ns dot
com one more time. The Silac web address is s
I L A c I n S dot com.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
SI L A C I n S dot com DS. Okay,
maybe that didn't work. Question number two. I love this idea.
This is amazing A twenty percent bonus by going from
a four oh one K to a SILACUDI, where do
I learn about that silacis dot com? And then click
on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information?

(32:06):
Nothing like the mollifluous zunds of your voice check. Would
you be kind enough to read the Silent Insurance Company disclaimer?
Normally I would, but today I really don't want to, Chrissy.

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Speaker 1 (32:33):
That was really well done, Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Coming up in sports, Come up in sports, World Series
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Speaker 1 (32:50):
And dentists report on the headline five foods the dentists hate.
Oh interesting, it's kind of strong. Or do they love
them because they create visits? Precisely? Certainly a fair question. Yeah,
it certainly is. Plus, we have an amazing thing. For
those that are listening right now, I'll just read you

(33:12):
the headline morning sex makes you a better employee. What
do you think about that?

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yeah, get up earlier.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
We'll find out. We'll find out about that. Coming up.
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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
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Speaker 3 (34:04):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Hello, Josh Arnold.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Hi, he's over there at the I Hate Steven Singer
sidekick chair Ace Cosby.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
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Speaker 3 (34:35):
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Speaker 1 (34:36):
Christ thirty, Tom thirty yep.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Well that's too low. That really is low. I mean
that's a soft, soft.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Beat and when you lay down in it, it goes
and it just like wraps around.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
No, that's a hug.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
When I lay down on my sleep number, it goes, oh,
that might be me farting.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Oh, chicken, that's a man. You're a with two tails,
aren't you. I farted in the shower this morning. Why
what is it about over in the shower? That? Yeah,
and it smells extra pad to. I've been told the
heat expands the fart molecule.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Exact right, sleep number.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I'd like to apologize not only to the sleep number
of people, but to everyone listening.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Can we get a shout out to the guy who
invented showers? I mean it's probably a caveman.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
They are blessed. We are truly blessed to have showers
live in modern times.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
It's so wonderful.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah. I remember living in London and there weren't any
no showers in London. I mean there are now but Beckham.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah there, we used to bathe in the drizzles. I'd
step outside.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
With the place where you were living in England? Did
that place of a shower?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
It was a college, yeah, so we had we had showers.
The Regent's Park.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Six gentlemen, they're sitting around, Oh you think you had
it rough. I used to get up every morning and
licked the road from my breakfast.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yes, I enjoyed the good And.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Every every third week we get our new tea bagpler Cobbler.
The tea would be quite week after week three tea bag.
Hopefully you can squeeze little. The scene in what is
a Bridge over the River? Kwai is up the one
where they've got the h The two guys still have
the t bag they'd be using for months. I love
that movie.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Boy, put the kettalog Christie and you're in your house, Hobb.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
You should watch that one Bridge over the River, Ky, You'll.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Be whistling before you know it.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
That's great. Oh, I know, we could do a whole
honk on great movies you probably haven't seen. Have you
seen still seventeen? No? Oh, you said, now you know
the difference between stalling thirteen PT. Seventy three p T
one oh nine installing seventeen installing their numbers?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
You're exactly right. Yep, I'm not going to force all
you need to know. Dear Bob and Tom show, what
do you think the I'm sorry to interrupt, what do
you think the most classic movie you've never seen?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Is Citizen King.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Wow win for me, never seen, never seen the Citizen Games.
Sounded music, I've never seen sound of music for Tom
gone with the wind?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Why would you seen some name?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
By the way, there's a local TV lady. Her name
is Scarlett o' era, no kidding, yes, yesterday doing a
local report. I'm like, wow, your mom was a fan.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Yeah, how is she not being greeted with? She's out
in the street back to you, Josh. And Josh would say, frankly, Scarlett,
I don't give it.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, there are a lot of little clothes. There's that
the NPR Wanna Summers that always always.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Love to love your baby Wana Summers.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
She's great, she's very good. Just there's a couple that
are just close enough to to a famous name. It's
kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Care Bob and Tom showed Jim from Pennsylvania here, Good
morning everybody.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Hi Jim.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
This is my girl Brandy. Yes, oh wait a minute,
that's the wrong dog. Hang on, that's my fault.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
That a fine dog. That's that's a beautiful white lab.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
That was Ozzy. This is Brandy, the the black dog.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Where is he?

Speaker 5 (38:12):
There's there's Brandy. She's a fine girl. We go everywhere together.
She's logged five thousand miles this year. There you look
at that.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Look she's got her toy right there.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yes, that is there are many a lot.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Is that a monkey away? Oh, you're right, it's it's
got okay, very I think it's a pig. You can
send us your dog, Bob and Tom at Bob and
Tom dot com. No, what's the what's the white dog?

Speaker 6 (38:40):
There?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I thought, Dear Bob and Tom show and he calls
us crazy people.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
My name's Renee. I live in Florida right now. But yes, Tom,
I originally in born in Michigan.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
That's Ozzy and yes, his namesake is Ozzy Osbourne. About
every two or three months to Ozzie and I travel
seven hours from Port Orange, just down the road from DeLand. Well, Christy,
I think, as you know, it's of course on near
to see watch Josh. He's frozen with fear. I go

(39:18):
from Port Orange to deston.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Ozzie has a stack of pillows on his seat to
help him see out the windows so he can co
pilot when he stays awake. He loves to be in
the car on the go all the time. If there's
an adventure and new doggies to meet. He's ready to go.
He's got a great smiley personality. He's smiling right there.
He hasn't yet met a stranger. He walks on his

(39:42):
hind feet to greet anyone new.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
He's a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
He stands and yes, he hides dog cookies underneath his
pillow in the truck. He can open the door with
his nose, really leave it unlocked in the car, opened
the door with his Yeah, thanks for all your quirky wisdom,
Tom the Last and getting up at the ass crack

(40:08):
at dawn five days a week to make me smile.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Beautiful day, Renee and Flora, Look, do you ever just.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Take your dogs for a ride?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Like just.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
An errand I just did. Dogs.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Well, they don't particularly like being in the.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Car, really really, my dogs love it.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Yeah, mine mine.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
I have one that sits in the front seat.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, no, some do. It's just one of those things.
But remember the guy, though, that has dog that would
never get in the car. So we finally shoved that.
He got the dog in the car, drove to McDonald's,
went to the drive through, gave the dog some French fries.
Did that three or four times now. The dog constantly. Yeah,
they're simple creatures. Uh. Now, coming up this headline, morning

(40:47):
sex makes you a better employee, a lot of people
are going to be a diggy. Miss article up and
handing it, or you're gonna start providing it, handing it
to the boss, give it up, to give it up.
We'll find out give up. Give me that. But it
was less than we had morning sex time.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
And we had a match.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Just let me make love to your bot. Gentlemen would
do so it makes you a better employee, doesn't mean
your fellow employees. Oh yeah, you know that noisy makes
you imagine I know this is now. I know that
you guys know that morning sex, morning sex makes you

(41:24):
better employees. Part of this article, by the way, says
let me find this. It says, I.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Wonder we're terrible employees.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Uh fifty. There's an act when we get to the article.
We'll do it later. But it was something about getting
a raise and not that kind. Never never mind, we
have we have, we have more letters to get to.
I've got to congratulate our winner from week eight of
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Speaker 1 (42:49):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Oh, there's Pat Godwin,
Hey Chick, there's Josh Arnold pace Cosby. I'm chick. I'm
at the Prize Picks sports desk, and there's Tom Tom.

(43:10):
Speaking of sports. I was thinking about something the game,
not last night, but a couple of months ago.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
With eight.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
I believe most Major League Baseball stadiums, and I assume
this includes Dodger Stadium. Yes, cut off beer sales, uh
seven after the seventh inning.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
And I think some of them I know, have extended
it to the eighth. So if your game goes that long,
I wonder if a lot are a lot of hungover people, Yeah,
you start to get I wonder. I don't know. I
don't know how I have to find someone that went
to the game that's a beer drink. I was just
kind of curious.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I will that's typically yeah, I mean they don't. I
don't reopen it or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
A long time ago, when the world was young, I
went to a Beach Boys John Cafferty and the Beaver
Brown Band concert and a couple other bands. But we
got there early, drank, got drunk, fell asleep, passed out,
some would say, woke up. The Beach Boys were singing.
Drank more beer, fell asleep again, passed out. I was

(44:14):
drunk and hung over twice. It was unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
So a good show huh uh yeah, well as good
as the Beach Boys can get.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Well, what do you remembers?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Great?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Okays?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Oh, I did not see John Stamos. A couple of
quick things. Let's see today Saturday. Pat Godwin, Green Bay, Wisconsin,
the Meyer Theater. It's Patty g. Greg Hodden fireman comedian.
David Dyer, fireman comedian. We had a great chat with

(44:49):
David about some of the terms and some of the
procedures with fireman. Got a nice letter from a couple
of fireman say, hey, thanks. Do you think he wants
to be known as that? Though?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
I don't care what he wants. Call him whatever I want.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
And there there it is, there it is right, okay,
dear Bobbin Top Show.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
You know Dave Dyer sent me a text after we
talked to him that just said stop eating?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
What and uh?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
I didn't reply?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Were you eating during his segment?

Speaker 3 (45:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
But apparently I was eating just before his segment and
he saw me on camera.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
But why would I know that? All I saw was
stop eating? And I didn't reply, and then like two
hours later he was like, by the way, what I
meant by that was?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
And he explains, Oh, he does.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Like the bust balls.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Sometimes. Yeah, dear Bobbin Top Show. This is from Adam.
I like watching the games, but sometimes it's hard to
understand what John Smoltz is saying during Major League Baseball
coverage with his lips pressed so firmly against Shoe Heeo
Tani's ass.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Oh, is he got kind of a Madden farm? I
don't know. I guess why wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
He's pretty good. Yeah, I mean he's probably the yeah,
certainly the generational player that of he.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Got the loss last night, but I don't know how well.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
He Well, he threw a home run, that's why.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
They were wereth they ahead when they pulled him.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
No, but he's still got tacked with the loss. That's
very fuzzy. How they winning in Tech. The one inning
ended with Otani on deck and John was going on
about how after Monday's game, the athleticism it took to
un strap his elbow pad and grab his glove and
go out to pitch. He's a d H walked like
five times, not like he's burning himself out learning on

(46:43):
the rail between at bats.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yeah, but Smoltzy would know.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Smoltzy would absolutely know.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
He knows something weak obviously.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Yes, Yes, I don't know what. Adams probably sounded like
a blue Jay fan to me. Or maybe maybe he
had a grandfather the war. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
No, you know that's out there. I see it all. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I need something new to be prejudiced about. You know,
I'm bored old. Yeah, my old racist Yeah, my old
racist way. I need to be something new to be
racist about. Yeah, where's that guy from oh Tawny? I
think I'm just gonna go after bald people. Yeah, mostly men,
get out of here bald, they can't drive. I was

(47:33):
in my thirties when I realized that ladies could go
bald too.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I had no idea, no idea, Tom.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
It's a shame for that. You know how I found out.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
I heard my wife at the time talking to one
of her friends on the phone, and she said, yes,
I hope to be bald soon.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
What does that mean? We thought we were listening to
a friend brook.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Line and Sinker stick around for your headliner. God, you
got best Wig on TV? That's Wig on TV.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Female? Female? The one girl from sixty minutes sixty minutes?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Yeah, yeah, star, Yeah, that's a good wig.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah, I don't wait a minute. I love the segment
women bitching about the No, what is it?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
What is you watch sixty minutes? Is that before or
after putting time?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Did you know to stretch?

Speaker 5 (48:32):
You go to Paramount Plus. You can pick U sixty
minutes to watch. I want to say, they have all
of them and you just watch the segments.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Right, Oh really that's good. Now Josh was kind enough
to purchase a new toaster for our green room. Yeah,
and uh god, we heard about it. What is it?
Ad nauseum? Is that the term?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I kept the folder of a guide to what color
I want my bread to be. And once again I
am now objecting to any anything that needs a password.
I'm done with them. I don't want to have to
put my toaster on Wi Fi yes or hand up.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Thankfully, this one does not require.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
That that's supposed to be in the green room, so
people will know.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
No, it is in the green room. They made a
copy of it and put it up there. I don't
know how I got the original. I'm here Jason brought
it in. This is from ALC. He heard you guys
talking about toasters. I have surprised Josh and Chick have
not discovered putting the toaster on its side and putting
slices of pizza in the toaster. That still, that doesn't
really actually do any good. You have to make the

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slices small enough.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Wouldn't that put cheese?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, this me. This sounds like house fire. The best
fight left over pizza. Now Josh is doing himself eat pizza.
I don't know why you reheat piece of cold pizzas
the lightful. Yeah, but stone stone, pizza stone, put it
on that put it in the other man.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
I lost my pizza stone along the way.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
No, no, I stole it.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I have it.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Dear Bobby top Show, thanks for being a voice of
reason and Tom's mad, mad, mad mad world.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
But I'd like to say that I not.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Enjoying the benefits of a classical education or knowing anything
about sailing.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Listen to Angel Eyes by the Ray Bryant Trio. This
is music Tom listens to off the every morning.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
It helps him to.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Prepare for the brilliant pianist, the late Great I did
listen Angel Eyes Ray Bryant Trio. I thoroughly and generously
enjoyed it. It's no Jetson's theme song, but it's close.
Keep up the great work, great musicianship. Hope to see
more commercials starring Chick McGee and Josh Arnold.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
By the way, are we going to get an apology
from you? Josh?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
What would you like me to apologize?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yesterday you were saying that you thought the album Blue
b l U E Blue from Joni Mitchell was less.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Than massively overrated. I was saying, and I thought it.
I was talking about how I really gave it a shot,
and I found most of it annoying and vague and
really really tough to hear. But I lit'ten do it
again yesterday. You guys know me. I write people I respect,
have a certain opinion. I try to give things more
than one shot. I found that I was a little

(51:24):
hard on her. That album has some of literally some
of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard, two or
three ire but there are still some songs on there
that make me want to chew on a brick.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I can't well, but you will acknowledge that several of
them are world class stellar. Less than half for me's
still half. If it's even got one, I'm okay with it,
but I am not. Yeah, i'mat song from an artist
as all India.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
There's no hyperbole when I say there are two or
three songs there that are some of the most beautiful
songs I've ever heard my Lifelifornia puts me away every time.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
That's a great check out the album I Will, I Will, Yeah,
that spiral.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
There are some masterpieces on Blue for sure.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Let's see. Now coming up, we have our sports broadcast. Yes,
that's exactly right. We have one more letter though, real quick. Okay,
dear Tom, please give us another update about your big
blue ball. I'm wondering what this, what the status of
that I had that the hernia surgery updated, my left

(52:33):
testicle grew. Uh was that big everything? Yeah, it was
kind of a purplish look. Yeah, you were, you were
much closer. And then Christy said the show right. Accusation
of the point is yeah, it's it's all gotten back

(52:53):
to normal. For a while I thought this is I'm
gonna have to the rest of my life normal. Yeah,
more or less, and the and the has returned to
its natural that it kind of went from a non
ripe banana to perfe but it's back its old.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
The shafted to Yeah, it was the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
I don't know what went on down and his prowess
and similes. It was unrivaled.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
It was. If you're ever getting nick kind of hernia
surgery Fellas, you might want to ask your qualified surgeon
what the hell's going on. After a couple of weeks,
everything's back to normal. We're good, good, Thank you very much.
Now coming up, we have what.

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Speaker 4 (55:46):
Hi, Chick.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick. Jess Hooker Hello, there's Josh Arnold. Hello.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
There he's at the IHH Stephen Singer sidekick chair. H. Yeah,
he's Cosby Heck. I'm Chick McGee Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee.
Podcasting from this is very very very important. We got
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Speaker 4 (56:15):
Your letterman jacket today.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I see I did not David Letterman, but forgot not David.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Letterman a letter jacket.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
It's called a letter jacket, not a letterman jacket. No,
it's called a letter jack. Letterman's jacket called a letter jacket.
I've heard. I've heard both. Yeah, you're gonna have to
give christ even the old band the Letterman. Yes, that
that was sweaters. Thought they wore they wore sweaters. I see,
so you would say letterman sweater. Do you ever get this?

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Tom? No matter.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Where you are, it's it's difficult to talk to you
never hear that ever?

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Go Hey, I bet you never heard. Boy, I'm really
looking forward to conversation I'm gonna have with Tom. You're
probably I never heard that.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Jacket.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Have you ever just let somebody be wrong just so
that they think they're right?

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Surrounded by them?

Speaker 7 (57:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:08):
No, I have heard that so much in my life.
He's wearing a letterman Yeah, I've never until this morning.
Let somebody go, not David Letterman.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
That's a letter jacket.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Well, I mean I never either David Letterman jackets, I'm sure.
I mean, well there are late night jackets. Yeah, that
would be that would be a Letterman. You know what, Tom,
You're exactly this.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
Is on me.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
I apologize.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
This is the second Damn, Tom, you got us in
trouble here. I ask questions. You can't even see his
jacket because it's hanging on the back of his chair.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
If you type in letterman jacket, guess.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
What you And the word haint is also in the dictionary.
So I'm not gonna argue people still say normalcy. I
just recognize them as being literally love normalcy. I think
it's I like normalcy too.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
And isn't it accepted as being correct?

Speaker 1 (58:04):
But it's no, But it's wrong. Well, a lot of
wrong things are accepted as being correct, I know.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
And speaking of that, here's checked with the sports.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
A Vladimir Guerrero Junior. Do we still have that picture
of him and his dad? Do you have that? No?
It was cute, Yeah, it was really cute. It was.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
He's like what he's like five years old, three years
old or something back in two thousands with it's with
his dad when his dad played for Montreal.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
They're standing next to each show. It's super cute.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Look he's grown up and he now plays for the
Blue Jays and he hit a two run home or
off show. Hey Otani, Hey Otani, Thank you Christy.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
You guys can have you a little fun.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
You can do in your little Letterman sweater over there.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
But letterman jacket and letter jacket are correct and widely used.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I prefer the simplicity, the elegance, the economy. You're not
one dude, taste word that kind of time?

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Want to waste word?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Watch this?

Speaker 5 (59:15):
What was his explanation yesterday of I forget it was
so long.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
I just remember there were a lot of our our
heads in our hands, like I had something in my eye.
Be goes well, you know, sometimes on your head there
are two holes their eyeballs in there, and sometimes communicator.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
As a professional broadcaster, brevity is best.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Did okay, we're here for Blue Jays. Blue Jays went
six to two last night, tom And as you said,
what what did you say?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Remember now we got a series. That's what they said.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Yeah, and game I went for five tonight in Los Angeles,
eight o'clock eastern, and then Friday night it shifts to Toronto.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
That's on Friday, Friya.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
That's exactly right. Do you feel about the Halloween night games?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
What do you mean, as long as the as long
as the Tigers.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
I don't think the Tigers should be involved, but that's
just me what.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
The World series will end in December.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
We've had some play in November endings.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
It'll be night. You think they'll do a little Halloween
tribute of some I'm sorry, I think some people show.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Up they do that. Yeah, oh absolutely no, I mean
the players.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
And the count throws it to Frankensteine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
The Count struck and here comes the manager, the werewolf.
He's not happy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Oh, it must be a full moon to night.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I watched that game.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
I would too, I bet you would.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
I don't think Frankenstein's going to be able to beat
out this dribbling ball because he's walking very stiff. Can
you imagine Frankenstein would be the one that I didn't
understand why frankens then walked with such stiffness until I
reached a certain age. I walked that way down and
I'm I didn't die overnight. You can get really really stiff,

(01:01:23):
wouldn't you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Yeah, really stiff. Everything's rigerd Yeah, yeah, you gotta.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
And you move too swiftly, tear a stitch. It's it's
it's not easy being frank.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Would you like to hear the top ten cities in
America with the most sports championship?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
God?

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Know, are you kidding? I don't talk about letter jackets.
Perhaps you should think about it. But number ten is Cleveland.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Oh this is the most.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
So this is going, this is going back more than
one hundred years. Then, no, no necessary. It just gives
the number.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
It doesn't say when Cleveland hasn't won a Super ever
and ever the Indians won what was it forty eight?

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Never?

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Has been pretty good over the years with Lebron right,
yeah Lebron one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yeah, but I mean, and now it's been made official. Yeah,
what are you laughing at?

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
You're laughing at I don't think she's laughing with us.
She's laughing at you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Yeah, yeah, I think she's laughing at I think in
her edges going you know, I got up this morning,
I did I got dressed, I got a showered, I
got ready. I came in here for this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I had a lot of options. Yeah, Texas Tech is
banning the fan favorite during college football game tradition of
throwing tortillas on the kickoffs after the team received penalties.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
During recent home games, Chick Willie was very anti throwing
the tortilla. Where do you sit on this?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
You can't have anything thrown onto the No, I'm pro
field storming. I can tell you that I don't think
after a win. Yeah, after a good play.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
That's probably yeah, you know, I mean the good at
least with tortillas. It's like a biodegradable frisbee golf.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
You think they leave them out there and just grind
them into the turf. Oh, I'm sure they collect them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Yeah. Yeah, I can see why it would be bad,
be really bad if they were burritos and they were
stuffed with messi beans.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Our cream.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
I love a good burrito, don't you love a good burrito?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yes? One of my favorite things that I should go
to a taco bell, Josh, would I go to one?

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Oh no?

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
What what's your meal? What's your You know, I'm a
big fan of the Mexican pizza with no red sauce,
no red sauce. Yes, every now and again I'll get
sour cream added to that baby, And I like a
burrito Supreme. I like a crunch wrap Supreme. I like
a Nacho's bell Grande. Now I'm not saying I get
all these in one order, but I do. And I
also like a double deck or taco supreme. That's when

(01:03:55):
the soft taco is folded over the That is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
A really elegant notion. I like it saves on uh,
you know, waste all over your shirt, except very.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
I enjoy eating a taco soft taco in the car,
but it's not conducive really to Yeah, I'm real messy
soup in the car. I'll have a bowl of soup
in the car, but it'll be in a mug. I
have a soup mug that I use.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
I'll have a cup of chili.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Do you think do you count chili as soup? And
hot dogs sandwiches? I do not count hot dogs as
a sandwich. Hot dogs and hamburgers, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
They kind of forced chili to be. You know, oftentimes
chili is the soup of the day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
I say, no, is a soup.

Speaker 9 (01:04:50):
It's just chili.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Chili is closer to a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Soup.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
No, I think these are the questions.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
No, it's still no.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
If you eat it out of a bull, it's a soup.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Corn Flakes is a soup?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
What a bunch of idiots? Ice cream is a soup?
These people are even read books. Hey mom, you got
any more cornflakes? Soup? Sure was good. If you eat
it out of a bowl, it's soup. I'm patently ridiculous
you got any more of that ice cream soup? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
If it's hot?

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Is the is the dogs soup ready for? I got
the dog bowl here?

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Did you make your dog soup? You don't put water
on your dog's food, so it's soupy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
It depends how much they feed that day. By the way,
am I the only one who puts whipped cream on
their dog's food? That's the only one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
It has become a problem that that golden retriever of
yours is not supposed to be two fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
She's a big sweetie's big bull.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
He's one of the sweetest things I've ever met in
my life. So lovey, Yes, she loved love. She has
a heart skull. Yeah, she's hit me with it real hard,
and her tail whacky and the balls with that She's
still step on your foot every time she comes in side, yes,
and on purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Yeah, I'll get him now crunch Now are we back
to sports? So fourteenth? Right?

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
You like to hear the kids at Texas Tech the
guy sitting with the guitar would I would? I?

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
So if you if you smuggle in a burrito, they
take you out a burrito. Oh tortilla moron? Wait a minute,
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Okay, go ahead, it's
an instrumental.

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
Please don't mess tradition totilla throwings.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
What we do.

Speaker 7 (01:06:41):
We are super fans on a mission to make the
game fun for you. It's not a hard shell tipo
or a messy buryito, so please don't feed too soft
and leven bread tortilla.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
More accent, please do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
It's not a taco. Why aren't you gonna play the end?

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Sorry, it was great. I got caught up on the
swarts and being what do you want to pad a
crunchy or a soft taco.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
I've switched the soft as of late. I I like
the cabins of them. You know, one of the things
when you're about six thrown a game, what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
The Detroit Red Wings that he the octopuses and then
and then at Notre Dame they throw.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
I think they're all trying to get something like Wisconsin
has jumped around right before the fourth Notre Dame they
throw out communion wafers.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
That's right, that's exactly right. Do you remember jump around?

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
You remember this? Yeah? Little House of Pain for that ass.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Oh yeah, they all jump around right before the fourth
quarter starts. Everybody in the stands shell. Have you ever
seen this? Really cool? I love the stone? You know
what you call that? The Yeah? What I believe that is?
Am I right, that's called the worm. Right, there's a

(01:08:16):
dance the worm. There's that that sound from Harlem shuffling Harlem,
the original Harlem shelf not the Stones, right, the start
of is that sports? Like that Irish hardcore athletic director. Yeah, Kirby.

(01:08:36):
They were like the crips and the Bloods. They have
like green hankies.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
They have red and blue shalies. Do you call them?
What do you call them? The tamil shanters? Yeah, that's
the Yeah, the Irish and what are the crips.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
And the Bloods called those pankies? Here?

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
What was the name of that? Right, this is what
they were called.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
There was a restaurant in Central Ohio when I was
a kid, called Jerry's and it was a guy in
a tam o' shanter yeah, shanter, Yeah, a Scottish guy.
I guess I in the dress in the hat. Come
on into Jerry's.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Am I getting that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Athletic director at Texas Tech, Kirby Hoe cut he sucks, said.
Fans now entering the stadium would be instructed to throw
away their tortillas, and there would be reminders Kirby Vack
before kickoff to give over any tortillas to stadium workers
in order for them to be thrown away. Anyone caught

(01:09:36):
throwing tortillas would have their ticket privileges revoked from the
rest of the academic year across all sports. I mean
I can't go to volleyball anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Swim meet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Please don't mess with Tradish.

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
This is the right setup. I cut you off tortilla,
do mission the eat to make the game fun for you.
It's not a hardshell. I deserve it. It's not a
hard shell talk or a messy berryo.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
So please don't be too soft. Dune leaven, bread corner
and wheat weeds.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Are we in whole food?

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Wheat tors Is it a corner of wheat?

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
They have wheat tortillas, yes, but yeah, but please don't
bring me flowers.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I like, I believe corn. They don't make corn tortillas either,
do they Corn?

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Very tastes like smaller yellow usually or white.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
It tastes like paper.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
No, I've got more sports coming out.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Okay, I'll look for We should really try to do better.

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Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
There's Christy Lee, she's at the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Silac Insurance News desk. There's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
There's Jess Hooker.

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Hello, Josh Arnold Chickster. He's at the I Hate Stephen
Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee and
hello Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Hello Chick McGee broadcasting live from the Beautiful Prize Picks
Sports Desk. Ladies and gentlemen, I am you're talking about
the worm.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
You know you you you were talking about the worm.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Well you were.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
We weren't endorsing it. I was playing this, John, John.
This part starts for a loon and I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Know why, but it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:57):
Is it like a screeching of a rector.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Yeah, and they call that sound, that sound the one
sometimes it says, uh. The example, they give a quote
unquote the worm in rap music. It says a distinct,
often high pitched, spiraling synth sound. And they give this example.

(01:13:20):
I'm not familiar with this work. Perhaps you are. This
is a song called get Low. Yeah, they played this
many times. This is this broadcast plane. Yeah. Wait a minute,
wait a minute, I'm getting the signal. No, it's edge.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
There are two edits if this is If this is
not the radio edits, never.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Mind, we'll just stop playing that. Okay, wait a minute,
I got this. Okay, okay, this is the radio editor.
We have one there. I love songs. I love but
that apparently that thing is though, that's a whistle whatever.
I'm just I'm just reading what it says. It's not

(01:14:02):
a worm, it's a whistle. It's called the worm. According
to this, you mean like an earworm. I guess we'll
give something about his ball sweat run down my ball.

(01:14:24):
That's why I cut it off. That's why I cut
it off. There the lyrics, that's well, oh man, man, okay,
we got anyway, that fine piece of work.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
It is a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
It's good. That's a little John and the east Side Boys.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Yeah, I think, yeah, the east Side Boys might be.
I said, here you go, this is isolated. Here there comes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
I see, I see. That's the part we cut out. Yeah,
you right, it's it's the east Side Boys and the
Ying Yang twins.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Playing volleyball in a gym. Obviously that's what's going to run.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
What's going to run down? You get your sorry? Could
we return to the sports stor well not just a
sports desk? Stupid world.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Always the shot, mister clip, always something to say.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
In your letterman, Jackets Twin brothers, Oh my god, David
Twin Brothers in the United Kingdom have grown the world's
heaviest pumpkin Ian and Stuart Peyton from Hampshire. Do we
have a shot of this thing cultivated to Gord weigh
twenty eight hundred nineteen pounds. That's over a ton.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
We have imaginations and they're watching picture around.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
These things always look like a like a huge boob.
That's kind of a lady lying down. They're kind of
what even we've even eating? What the hell you get
away from old pumpkin booby?

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
No, no, no, apparently Gilbert Grape's mom. Yeah, I don't know.
You don't agree.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
They never look like they're never They.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Don't never pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Yeah, they're saying they look like their lobby.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
Because they're full of water and they're heavy in the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Milk, milk.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
They look like they were grown in Chernobyl. They had
like that weird sure, sure that thing it looks like a.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
Boob, not even orange. That looks like a boob to you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Right, clearly unique old corpse. I'll tell you this forty
year old I pictured the farmer is someone giving.

Speaker 9 (01:16:37):
Forty year old?

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
I mean it's when I hear British farmer, I don't
immediately think.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
A diverse culture.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
I mean, I know it's not I'm saying it's not
fair of the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
What is Why is that not orange? Why wouldn't you like?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Why is it so white?

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Well that's that's the new. Now they've got pumpkins and
all shapes and size.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Choice or I think it's the breed or yeah a pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Yea, they have colored pumpkins. Pumpkins of color, for God's sake. Yeah,
you haven't noticed all the there's a lot of white
or something even have like white orange stripes. Are I
don't like the new thing with all the pumpkins. Look
at they have a skin disease. I was just gonna say,
I hate that, to be honest. Yeah, it gives you
the willie every time I walk by. I can't look
at them. You can't look at it like someone has

(01:17:33):
some horrific skin disease.

Speaker 9 (01:17:36):
It's a pumpkin, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
It's Oh god, Laura, Laura Lenny was love.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Actually when she took her shirt off, there's all those
mold like two white things.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Yeah right, it's nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
A lot of freckles.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Sorry, the point chipped. That's how I greg.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
She has red hair too. She has a double Don't we.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Have another world record today? Son of a piece. We
have a good one. This is a great one.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
It is kind I when I discovered these when I
was a kid, I thought I would rule the world.
David Rush has broken the Guinness World Record for the
most water balloons burst in three minutes. Okay, from the
upstairs window to the wall. We had a water balloon
fight just on Sunday, No kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Oh yeah, I like to think just him and Kelly.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Yeah right, so.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what. No, No, have you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Seen the multi water balloon loaders? Unbelievable and you can
do like eighty at once. You screw them onto your faucet.
They've got these tubes and a fantastic don't you have
to put.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
The tie off immediately? Like, I don't get it. It's
some genius inventor.

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
It's another product of great there's an automatic tying system too.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
I've seen somebody just rip off and there some of them,
some of them they're good to go as soon as
you pull them off. Wed great invention.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Yeah, mister Rush teamed up with a guy. Like every
other water balloon fight, it always ends up with someone
with a hose just spraying you.

Speaker 10 (01:19:21):
They always escalate, wasn't it like forty on Sunday?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
My whole family has pneumonia.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
I don't know what's going on. Enthusiastic little girls to
have some fun. I'm sorry? Where were so? If? Where
was I? You see the video of this with David Rush.
It's the other guy that's getting pelted with the balloons.
He has to hit somebody. Yeah, he has to hit
somebody with the believe. As you know, David Rush is
an expert, oh, expert juggler. He's got He's really far

(01:19:51):
away from the guy and the guy is having to
bat them down there at the it's something.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
It's it does look like body to Walmart.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
That guy has heard nams famous YouTuber Carson Stallnaker. They
popped a total of one hundred and twenty five water balloons,
beating the previous record of one hundred and fourteen in
three minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
How about that?

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Dave said, I had to throw the balloons from a
set distance and Carson had to be the one getting
hit and popping them. Every balloon had to break on
him to count if it hit him and didn't pop,
No good, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
But they didn't have to be consistent.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
Like the previous record was one hundred and fourteen balloons
burst in three minutes. We threw a ton of balloons
and plenty of them bounced off without popping, but enough
of them broke to set a new record.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Ruined that six year old kid's birthday party. Sure, sorry, Bobby,
none of the balloons are left, but we have a
world record. This is mister Stallenaker's first record ever and
approximately David Russia's three hundred world record. Good for David well,
which we've heard details about it. It'd be better if

(01:21:02):
both guys. I think both of them should be armed.
What Yeah, you throw one at the one guy he
nails and then you throw back.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
That could be another record.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Yeah, that'd be a fun one as it is. These
guys both got soaked.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
You want to see you want to see a wet
man in a T shirt that.

Speaker 9 (01:21:18):
No, no, and that feels like a covert sexual thing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Yeah, that's David's three hundredth record. I believe I. Oh sorry,
I wasn't paying talking. I was busy trying to look
up some photographs at this But the video is not enough,
the actual moving footage that well could that video? You
couldn't see the guy's face at the beginning, Really did?

(01:21:44):
You weren't paying attention? You were too busy looking up
pictures of his face. Handsome guy. You must understand, you
have to God knows I love you, but you have
to pay a little, just the monicum of attention that
sometimes get low. Again, Okay, I can't argue with this

(01:22:08):
Where does the sweat part come with this ball real
soon from the window. This is the edit rightly Stone,
They just up there you go, Thank you very much. Fellows.

(01:22:30):
Is that sports?

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Okay, good coming up. We have the food your dentist
doesn't want you to eat. We have He's got to
be top Doctor Seuss update kind of fun and or
Horton heard something uh chickens in the news and sex
as it relates to the productivity in the office. Off

(01:22:55):
with an important new study coming to you from the
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Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News desk. Right, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Jess Hooker, Hi, Hello, Josh Arnold.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
There there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee at the Prize
Picks Sports desk. Hello Tom, Hello, check McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
We're gonna head over to the SILAC Insurance news desk
with Christy Lee. What's happening over there?

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
A new survey show Sex in the morning, could boost
your productivity and confidence at work. According to the ZIP
Health survey of one thousand to full time American workers,
those who had sex before work in the morning report
the highest levels of productivity, task completion, focus, motivation, and
job satis.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
None of them had kids.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Nearly one in three respondents said having a fulfilling sex
life has positiveatively impacted their income or career advancement.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
I think it's just because it makes you happier all
around and huh, happier with your job. I don't know
about one in five who have morning sex that they've
received a promotion in the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Past year just because Oske. Just because Oske and god
would get it on every morning, doesn't mean I'm promoting
either one of them, and.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
Over half of American.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Workers with each other.

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
Tom, what would you do you walked into a room
and Pat Godwin and Jeff Oske are kissing, what would
you do?

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Be weird? Because Oske's got that beard. Yeah, that's what
That's what would make it weird. He's got like that
massive Karl Marx beard.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
Have you ever kissed anybody with the beard?

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Of course, not Carl mark Beard, his relatable beard, or
the guy from what's that guy? That Smith brother, the
Elvira guy. What's that Dropp Papa Maumau guy. That guy's
got a massive beard.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
One of the Oakridge boy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Yeah, that guy. They all die. Oh those guys are
dead anymore? That he really that's really Sicklar Outreage. What
kind of sick guy are you?

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Pat William Golden?

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
I think so you never had an an uncle or
anybody that had Facebook saying.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
My uncle's.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Over half of the moment, your uncle. Over half of
American workers who have had mourning sex or have mourning
sex said they've received a raise in the past year.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
But they have to have a raisin.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
I met money workers for Seventy percent of Americans who
have mourning sex report higher overall happiness, and sixty percent
said they have greater emotional stability. Sixty percent reported stronger
confidence and self esteem. Fifty percent said they have other
stress management.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
How many relate to work?

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Yeah, what what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
Try?

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
I try walking in here an hour late?

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
I was does he having sex this morning?

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Do you have a doctor's note? I would?

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
I mean, obviously this is if you have morning sex,
that typically means you're in. It's not a one night
stand situation. You're in some sort of stable relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Huh, what's that? No, Josh, look, I'm with you, but
I'm just saying, you know, if another person has to
be involved or can this be a solo?

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
Does he say another person has to.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Be Masturbation is not considered sex.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
So if you're in a relationship, is if you're in
a relationship and you masturbate, is that cheating?

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
No, of course, not masturbation.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Are you sure? No?

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Masturbation is not sex? What is it? Maintenance?

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
It's masturbation.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
It's its own thing. You guys know this, So it
is not.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
It's it's its own thing, Like, uh, what do you mean?
It's its own shooting free throws. So let's say, if
I if I if I go masturbate right now, which
I'm not going to.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Guy, I still got about twenty minutes you're having. Did
you say, Josh left to have sex or jos No? Yeah,
joy that. So everybody who's masturbated who's never had sex,
are they still a virgin?

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Yes, yes, exactly, it's they're not virgins. Can priests masturbate? No,
they can.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Got to be in their dreams right, Christy, did I
say compared to other times the day, like evening or
late night, morning intimacy consistently ranks highest across all measures
of emotional and mental well being. Well, no, wonder, we're
all a.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Mess if you're a porn star.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Always exceptions.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
I mean, hey, sorry, boss, I left it at the office.

Speaker 7 (01:27:49):
Doesn't the globe and encounter dim the minute you're done?
I mean, you're going to work feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
No, I'm with you. I'm a little bit with you.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
You really, Yeah, of the encounters.

Speaker 10 (01:28:02):
Boom, you mean, as soon as it's over your back
to you pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
But that said, though, Pat, that's kind of sad.

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
I mean there was a minute or two that said, Pat,
we can tell when someone we work with Yeah, me, No?

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Oh, Well, I mean that means so if you do
in the morning, So you got to get dressed and
then do it, because I mean he likes to do
an Ivy League style, you know, shoes tied and ready
to rio pull it up.

Speaker 9 (01:28:35):
Isn't your testosterone highest in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
I thought that's maybe because your cortisol would be ideally
would be down by.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
Cortis all words, workers most likely to have a podcast about.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Workers most likely to have morning sex by industry include marketing, hospitality, manufacturing, construction,
and trades and entertain.

Speaker 9 (01:29:01):
So that's that's you, guys, entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Not right now, you're being very generous.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
This is where I have a Okay, it says workers
most likely to have morning sex by job roll. Okay,
twas the leads, the pack, executives.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
And business owners gonna have to get in early.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
They don't have to get in early. And I'm gonna
make some people mad, but a lot of times their
wives don't work and they have extra time in the
morning as well, so they have a little bit more
of a chance.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
They have nannies.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I was gonna say, any of these people have to
take their kids to right, they have nannies or help
or you know.

Speaker 9 (01:29:40):
But waking up before the kids are awake is an opportune.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Time, right, because you're so exhausted from racing children.

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
Are you done?

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
Are you speaking for everyone who has kids?

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
No, But none of this counts for us because we
get up so early.

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
Senior managers or department heads come in at twenty percent,
first level managers or team leads twenty percent, and mid
level employees and then entry level employees.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Have you guys got all? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:30:06):
So have you guys found that the since your schedule
is so different, they having sex in the middle of
the day is the best way to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
That's a good question. You can set your watch by
me two thirty on Tuesdays PM.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
That might work for you because your kids are at
school and Kelly's at home and you're at home.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Knock it off sex, sex, sex, water balloon fight and
then oh what.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Would if you use the words I demand sex?

Speaker 9 (01:30:46):
She would laugh so hard?

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
No would she even laugh?

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
Uh? No, No, how about? How about? What do you
think I'm paying you for? About that?

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
That works? Laugh?

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
She's she's with one of the funniest people on the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
She's got to know.

Speaker 9 (01:31:03):
Yeah, but that's not always funny.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Yeah, there we go. A woman has spoken. Uh, coming up,
we have monkeys in the news, not the band, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
Oh what well most people think of the band.

Speaker 9 (01:31:19):
You don't have to say all your references out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
I mean, you know, you know what A fan of
the monkeys? And now, pat are you gonna is your
tribute to this new story? A Monkey's Song by chance
it could be if you'd like it. Okay, I'll go good, Okay,
you only have to read a minute. We have some
we have some nasty, mean monkeys on the loose. Oh
I saw this story. Yeah they are, they are angry,

(01:31:45):
and yeah they're telling people do not approach one of
these riddled with disease that that apparently has been countered.
But we'll find Okay, what's going on with the loose monkeys.
And of course you measure monkeys by the barrel, that's right, Okay,
I believe it. Not the half a barrel old monkey,

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I don't see Joshua Pete. Maybe Steve, don't you thank
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(01:35:11):
Let's see you now. Let's just move forward here. One day,
we have a Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk.
Do we have our monkey's story? This is scary.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
Several monkeys escaped from a truck that overturned on a
Mississippi highway. The Jasper County Sheriff's Department warns monkeys were
aggressive and there are three still on the loose. The
Reesius monkeys had come from Tulane University.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
What's a Reese's monkey chick filled with peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
It's not clear who owns them, who was transporting them,
or where they were being taken. The Sheriff's office said
that they no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Well this makes no sense. So that you've got some
guy driving a truck and they go, where'd the monkeys
come from? Was he gonna say, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
Well, he picked up a load and he somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
One would know where he picked it up. I would at.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Tulane University and they were on their way to New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
But they don't know where in New Orleans. What do
you want to know?

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Yeah, what do you want to know?

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
I'm with Tom on this.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
It says it's not clear who owns the monkeys or
who was transformed.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
You really want to go into this. You don't want
to go into this. Let's leave it at that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
Why.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
I'm sure it's for some sort of study.

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
Or yes, I'm sure it is.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
What they loaded with.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
The monkeys were not exposed to any infectious agent, even
though originally it said they were full of COVID and hepatitis.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Oh that Yeah, So who believes that not everything is
a Morgan Freeman movie.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Okay, in this case, I think it is.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
Really the Sheriff's department, said the driver.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
I clearly saw photographs of these monkeys jumping out of
bed that I just want to say.

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
All over the Sheriff's department. Said The driver of the
overturned truck told law enforcement the monkeys were dangerous and
needed to be handled using personal protective equipment.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
That's good work. I also heard that they all but
three have been destroyed. Was in quotes. No way, Yeah,
they're not just they're not recapturing these things. So that
also tells you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Yeah, that's sad.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Sad, But better to test things on monkeys than people, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
I got some people.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
I'd test some stuff me too.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Is it fatal?

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Painful? Why are you both looking at me? What? I do?

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
You have a song to make this happy?

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Here we come. Loosen on he asked for it, loosen
on the street.

Speaker 7 (01:37:41):
Fell out the back of the truck, hungry and nothing. Hey, hey,
we're loose monkeys making Reese's monk ass sounds feces.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
We are playing.

Speaker 7 (01:37:54):
And if you try and put us down, all.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Right, thank you very much. See little tribute. I'm so
happy heart. I love that song. Wrote that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
But you know, I mentioned that I just.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Lost one of them. Sat they didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
We didn't lose him. He died.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
Yeah, we know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
You know, that's an elegant way to say that we
missed them and we respected their work.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
Boys and heart failure. So you thought about that? Yeah,
I went, hey, there was a human who died, and
I went out, I don't care about that person. I'm
making a light joker. You know, he originally hooked up.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
He was partners with Chuck Berry, his first group Boys
and Barry God Lady. It's all been rescued. Thank you, Pat,
Just like that. You totally redeem mek me very much.
Pat Godwin. By the way, this is going to be
part of a special trio we'll.

Speaker 5 (01:38:47):
Be doing We'll be doing jokes, not like that. That's
a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
This Saturday night, it'll be Green Bay, Wisconsin, the Meyer Theater,
Pat god when Greg han and Fireman David Dyer. You
can get tickets events ticketcenter dot com. See those guys
this Saturday night. That'll be a great show.

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
What a Monkey's Eat bananas? Thank you. New research suggests
bananas could be sabotaging your smoothies health benefits. This is
the what Scientists at the University of California, Davis investigated
how a certain enzyme found naturally in many fruits and vegetables.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Preaty cured cancers. They're going after the bananas.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
The facts how the body absorbs Flavianol's bounds link to
improved hard and brain health.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
And now with flavonol, they.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Discovered doesn't that taste good? Is that what they mean?

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
It's got it tastes great, has all the flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
Participants who drank a banana smoothie at nearly eighty five
percent lower flavanol levels compared to a berry smoothie. What
if you combined the to because I put a banana
my berry smoothie.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
Oh, let's talk about this for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
I will go on record as saying, oh god, the
banana split is totally overrated. No. As a kid, I
always wanted to go to dairy queen. I go to
my folks and always wanted to get a one. They
let me get a banana split. Horror, delicious, awful. It
depends on Yeah, you don't put the pineapple O the pineapple.
That's all that makes it double off.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Extra researcher. Second, bananas is still nutritionally beneficial, but suggest
you avoid mixing them with flavor and all heavy foods
like berries, grapes, or cocoa.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
I have switched to mango. I use mango in instead
of bananas. You wouldn't no texture, Yeah, yeah, exactly. The
consistency is the exact same.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Yeah, well this is. But this is the reason that
tequila and beer are good for you. There's no banana.
That's exactly we see onion rings to use. You use mango.
You use a mango in your instead of bananas. Yeah,
but and there's no.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Difference consistently consistency. Do you feel the mangoes?

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Yeah, yeah, you frase them so they makes it a
lot more like a milkshake.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
But I also check. There was a test I had
done of what I should and shouldn't be eating, and
bananas it's something I personally shouldn't be eating.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
No kidding. Yeah, and didn't you you had a lot
of cillium husk to cut down in the hour and
a half he spend in the toilet every day.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
I do have. I do take cilium husk, guess. And
I also eat plenty of fibers, foods like pizza, fiber flakes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Yea pizza, you know what? You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
It's every now and again, no, no, please continue and
again I get a little angry because we have the
world's foremost pizza eater in the studio, a man who
ate pizza for every meal one month, one month, and
I'm the pizza guy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
In all truthfulness, he's so upset.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
You eat more pizza than I do.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
I promise you, I guarantee that's true. You eat pizza
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Had to make pizza the other night, Yes, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
I was too easy eating that's.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
We have found out that if you like, if you
want to, you want to make your own pizza. By
the way, I recommend I was going to ask you
how much the pizza cost. That's the thing. The Trader
Joe's a pizza dough, not the garlic. But that's delight.
It is good. That's a really good I recommend it highly.
But you can go to you can go to Trader
Joe's or or Whole Foods or Kroger and get all
the ingredients to make a pizza and for fifty bucks

(01:42:21):
you can make it. Make the same pizza. You can
buy it many many reputable pizza places. You can buy
it for twelve bucks. Yeah, but it's about the journey though,
It's about the journey.

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
Just for fun, what type of craft do you have
slated for the girls this afternoon?

Speaker 9 (01:42:35):
And how are you reckon their day?

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Because they want to stay in the room, maybe color,
maybe watch a video, maybe play with their dolls or whatever.
But your here, he comes, I gotta look.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
At my my thing here, hold on at your calendar.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
Imagine it's pumpkin related.

Speaker 9 (01:42:51):
Do you think they go?

Speaker 10 (01:42:53):
Man, we got to entertain dad.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Let's give him something that I have my skylight app
let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
Or what we got highlight?

Speaker 9 (01:43:02):
What's that calendar?

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Shows what the kids are doing today? And let's see.
Yeah we got to work.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
He was responsible for picking.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Them up and oh yeah we don't have art class today,
so just work out and tutoring. Okay, so pretty easy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
So no, not nothing tonight like workout in tutoring. So
they have to work out.

Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
You can't let your kids get flabby. Can't on my
parents have worked. I probably would have been.

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
Just go outside and play.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
You eat a cookie, a lifetime on your a moment
on your lips, a lifetime on your hip. You know,
you don't want to go outside. They might rento those
wild reeseiss monkeys get a chlamite. I don't know, some monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
The original story said they all had herpes, HEPSI and COVID.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Right, yeah, then they backed off on that real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
You can't tell them the truth. Look at panic.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
I'm skeptical, But don't you think they probably get kind
of sick the same way we do, and they wouldn't
feel like wilding or whatever going on.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
They're probably miserable.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
Yeah, if they were loaded with that stuff to say
COVID I didn't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
It seems weird that they get picked up at a
university and the university denies that they're being experimented. I
don't know what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
This was who denied that they were they were infectious.
That's what they deny. They did not deny they were
not being researched.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
If you will, Maybe they were being researched in in
good ways. Maybe they're how many orgasms?

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Maybe they were all were they're all joining frats. You're
the guys at FIGIs have a new monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
Heard the orgasm? Studied?

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
How the foods are created equal? There are at least
five foods that dentists eight. All right, you ready? Was
according to mental flaws? Sure dentists despise number one dried
fruit raisins, figs and apricots have a sticky texture that
clings to enamel and traps natural sugars against your teeth,

(01:45:05):
increasing of course, the risk of cabin I have a.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Question, wouldn't you if you were a dentist, if you
want that new boat, don't you want your clients to
have need a lot of dental work?

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
Will I pass out raisins when I leave? I don't
know about you. Yeah, apples. Apples widing into an apple
whole can chip enamel or damage fulling.

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
Call him apple not just apple, okay?

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
Dentist instead recommend cutting apples into slices.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
And how do I eat mine in slices?

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
How do I eat mine?

Speaker 9 (01:45:39):
And slices?

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
I like them in slic.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Kind of on the air, you'd ever hear me? And
every now and oh, I'm sorry, Remember you to stop eating.
Remember that you got a text yesterday about it, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:45:54):
Five foods dentists hate. White bread. Refined white bread breaks
down into sugar as you while the gummy texture packs
food in between the gaps of your teeth, increasing the
risk of cavities, and.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Study done by the Rye Bread Institute further.

Speaker 4 (01:46:10):
Sale of our The same goes for other starchy foods
like rice, pasta and potato chips.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
And they did this whole study in BLTs, now whether
or not they're good for you? Did you see that
study out of the mayoak Lianic?

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Was that cute?

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
That's cute?

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
You can't you can't have for a second. This is
the problem. I thought you were serious. Why would anybody
study BLTs other than an opportunity to have a bl T,
which is delightful every day.

Speaker 5 (01:46:38):
You can't have a BLT without mayonnaise, Yeah you can.

Speaker 4 (01:46:41):
No, Yes, avocado BLT, no BLTM avocado.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
Well, what about miracle?

Speaker 4 (01:46:49):
I do like avocado.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
I'm over miracle whip because I grew up on it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
Same then't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
I much prefer regular manag.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise sandwich. It's a belt bacon lettuce.

Speaker 5 (01:47:00):
I'm sure a dairy farmer would endorse miracle whip. Miracle
whip is nothing.

Speaker 9 (01:47:06):
Let us put any wet ingredient on your bot.

Speaker 4 (01:47:09):
I don't put a wet ingredient on any of my sandwiches. None, none, mustard,
no wonder you're so dry?

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Look at her. I'll be if I don't find the
bathroom key that was just recently.

Speaker 4 (01:47:30):
Popcorn not only popcorn can get stuck, of course, between
your teeth. How you eat popcorn, us can wedge into
gums and cause irritation or infection. Dry with salt, with.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
Salt, God, just so, yes, I will confess I had
to go to the dentist once to get a pop
piece of popcorn removed from my gum.

Speaker 4 (01:47:51):
I broke two teeth to have two crowns because of
those little tiny peanuts that are in what's the Indian
food that I like?

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Oh, well you're pad tie tie Yes, throw your teeth
on him.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
And then the last one is ice. Chewing ice is
one of the fastest ways to damage your tooth.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
And now I ate so much Thaie food just to
please my dentist. I thought it might curry favor. Am
I on fire today or what.

Speaker 6 (01:48:24):
I like?

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
What I really feel like? I'm suddenly reading humor and
unifil in my dad's readers Digest from the fifties.

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
Every now and again, I go, you know, I should
say something that would please my grandparents. I just talk
about weanies.

Speaker 4 (01:48:36):
Sweet. Chewing ice can also cause splintering of your teeth,
wear down fillings, and even crack your crowns.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
The number five is ice.

Speaker 9 (01:48:44):
Yeah, shomp a lot of ice. And I recently learned
from Josh and Jason.

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
That's a sexual thing. I didn't know. I've never heard that.

Speaker 9 (01:48:53):
And I'm always in your sexually frustrated if you.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Chomp I psychologists say, if you chomp ice, you want
to have sex with pack up.

Speaker 9 (01:49:00):
Well, fact, it's true.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
What you're the ones for a second? Boy?

Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
So I don't know. I mean that just hate dried
fruit not bad for you, Apple's great for you. White
bread we all know it's poison. Popcorn fine, right, ice fine?
So just brush your teeth and be careful. Yeah, stick
to ice cream. And yes, ice cream is the answer.
And then meth and uh and fruit roll ups meth mountain.

(01:49:33):
Did you notice soda not on this list?

Speaker 10 (01:49:35):
No candy?

Speaker 3 (01:49:36):
Yeah, milk dud's not on this list, like.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
An olmond that'll crack milker than a peanut milk dutch?

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
Tom, Do you like a milk dud?

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
I have?

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
I don't. I can't remember last time I had a milk.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
Yeah, I don't ever have to have. What is it
that's chocolate covered?

Speaker 3 (01:49:53):
What I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:49:55):
Is it car it's a dot of milk.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
They make milk and some milk doesn't cut it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
Now, that's right. Sometimes on the show we have a
group like you've got a pot of whales. Sure, sometimes
we have a dud of jokes. I enjoyed those last few.
There was I wasn't swinging for the fences. I just
wanted to get on base a smile. Now we now

(01:50:25):
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Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
Hello, Tom, Hey, very much, Christy, I may need you
to update a story for me here, sir, what do
you need, Bud? Have they sold those Bob Ross paintings
that were at auction yet? Is that? I forget when
that was supposed to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:53:49):
That was while I was gone, Oh okay, it was
like something November. Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:53:54):
So yeah, because we've got Bob Ross's birthday to celebrate here, momentarily,
it is time for us to check in with the
history of.

Speaker 5 (01:54:07):
Today in history and let's do the alternate music, shall we?

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
Yeah? In history? Yeah, that's a nice I like that
sixteen ninety two, Mark Columbus. Can you imagine if you
played that song for someone in sixteen ninety two, they
would think that that God was coming back to Earth?

Speaker 3 (01:54:35):
Well, I mean, just even playing something from a device
would be baffled.

Speaker 1 (01:54:40):
If you yeah, you just said that sound coming out.

Speaker 5 (01:54:42):
A lot of people say that that a lot of
people say that that was the problem with the Witch
Trials and Salem time travelers.

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
Oh the technology. Their only explanation was their witches.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
The Salem Witch Trials court dissolved on the stayed in
sixteen ninety two. So, uh, you've been there.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
Right, yeah, man, Yeah, I really enjoyed it. I love Salem. Yeah,
I'd eventually like to have a house there.

Speaker 4 (01:55:12):
Yes, that's right, avaunted one.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
Yeah you like Salem cool, he said with the K.
He said with a K.

Speaker 4 (01:55:21):
That's a cigarette, Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
Why I'm only a joke is generous of you, Christina.

Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
I appreciate that. Why make a joke when you can
hit him over the.

Speaker 1 (01:55:28):
Head with that? Let's see. Uh sixteen eighteen, Oh, this
is rough. I forgot about this, Sir Walter Raleigh, you know, yeah,
they killed him.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
Do I still make Raleigh cigarettes?

Speaker 8 (01:55:42):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
Probably they executed that dude. Yeah, they didn't like his idea. Wow,
they were a big Yeah. I always picture like, yes,
there's some or something must have there must be Did
they have him wear that? When they did? They chop

(01:56:06):
his head off?

Speaker 4 (01:56:07):
They hung him, but I'm not sure I could find
out he was. He was saying, pictures are wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:56:12):
Sorry, didn't they chop his we er off? Is it
not about brave heart? I mean they just they really
did go through the Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Let's see now how about this, Oh, eighteen fifty eight,
the first store he was beheaded. Yeah, that's what I thought,
that's right, so they took the hat off. I hope.

Speaker 5 (01:56:30):
So to behead someone's cut their head off. But to
be jewel, someone has to put jewels on.

Speaker 4 (01:56:34):
And I was I didn't realize. I thought they used
a guillotine for all beheadings. I didn't realize there was
a guy with an axe.

Speaker 3 (01:56:41):
Yeah, that's a weird creer.

Speaker 4 (01:56:42):
Yeah, and it took like three to four strike can Yeah, Nike.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
Give me a good death or something. Oh, you're supposed
to tip the guys, let's see. Uh. The first store
opened in Denver, Colorado. I assume it was like pot
rental and lattes Tattoo lattes eighteen fifty eight. Oh even then,

(01:57:08):
Oh yeah, nineteen twenty nine. Oh stock market crash. Right, yeah,
And I had always I had always thought that was
Black Friday. No, that's that's Black Tuesdays Day, right, start
of the crash. Wow, Black Friday, of course, that's my
favorite ice Cube movie.

Speaker 3 (01:57:26):
No, that's just called Friday. But I can see why
you might refer to it as that's. Yeah, it's just
so Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:57:33):
I'm just thankful you're not calling it the barbershop movie
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:57:37):
He went to the movie and you'll not my Friday
with his Jack web Shure.

Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
That's right, here we go, nineteen forty two, Glorious Day,
The Birth of Bob Ross.

Speaker 4 (01:57:46):
The paintings will begin to be auctioned on November eleventh,
the first of three. The rest will be sold throughout
twenty twenty six at bottom sale rooms in Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
You're only selling a handful of thirty, and they have
like another six month some time going.

Speaker 4 (01:58:00):
To the.

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
Fascinating story. If you ask me, all of the he
made painted, thousands of made, thousands of mediocre are very few.
One could argue that, which.

Speaker 3 (01:58:16):
Actually I wouldn't. I look at him and go, man,
that that doesn't look like mountains and trees.

Speaker 1 (01:58:21):
I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
Yeah, and I tried to do it and I can't.
That's amazing. My neighbor when I was growing up, my
neighbor tried it, and my gosh, he was great. They
looked so good with.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
The proper instruction. Did you ever see the movie, Oh god,
it's called something like Steve's Vermire. What's that movie called?
Made by h pen No, not the other guy Teller made.
It's a great Miles Teller, not drums happy a little

(01:58:55):
bit like a Bob Russ tribute.

Speaker 7 (01:58:57):
A little sing along tribute to Bob bah.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
Bah Bah Bah bar baras Ross Texas Brash Bob Ross.

Speaker 7 (01:59:13):
He paints clouds and trees dead but still on TV
blah blaras.

Speaker 4 (01:59:16):
Bob Boss loves him.

Speaker 3 (01:59:20):
So once they give them, did they sell the thing?

Speaker 4 (01:59:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:59:27):
I mean, I just I'm fascinated by the story because
I wonder how much money they're gonna get for. You know,
they're they're with they're withholding what a couple of thousand
of them somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:59:41):
If you flood the market, they're not worth.

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
Anything, But I mean they're I one was I would
have assumed over one thousands of them out there. Why
am I talking to you.

Speaker 4 (01:59:56):
Original?

Speaker 1 (01:59:57):
Why are we try to participan?

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
Tom?

Speaker 4 (02:00:01):
Seriously, do you buy a lot of original art?

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
As a matter of fact, do you have any thing
that we would anyone anyone we would know an artist? No,
I would say any money, mayonn a tip like that
at all? My favorite impressionist of course, Frank Kelly and
Do and then Monette. Now this next guy has been

(02:00:26):
in the studio with us. Happy birthday to Dan Castellanetta,
the Great voice of Homer Simpson.

Speaker 5 (02:00:32):
You think he's tired of people going, hey, say my
say my name like Homer.

Speaker 1 (02:00:37):
You know, you know somebody's not.

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
You know why. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:00:39):
Yeah, he got in his private jet.

Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
You can get in his private jet, the big, the
big private jet.

Speaker 3 (02:00:45):
That's the one that he gets. He sits in the
small private jet inside the big Yeah, that's that is Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
He gets in the back of the plane, goes, Okay,
that's too depressing to read. Let's move on. Well no, now,
wait mane, yeah, you know what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (02:01:02):
When you do that.

Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
It's the same adults, night and day. Come on now.
I appreciated the great Dwayne Almond was killed in a
motorcycle crash of the Almond Brothers man the young age
of twenty four.

Speaker 4 (02:01:15):
Hard to believes, only twenty four.

Speaker 1 (02:01:17):
Yeah, I give you Layla. Another assorted love songs. How
about the live at the film or one of the
great audio constructs of Oh My God, Society.

Speaker 4 (02:01:28):
It's a live.

Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
Maybe this will make you happier. Another Brick in the
Wall Part two by Pink Floyd released on this date,
another seventy nine I was lost because I never heard
part one. That did I read somewhere, wasn't it because
they have the kids in the background singing, we don't
need no education.

Speaker 3 (02:01:45):
Roger Waters claims he wished he had never written that
line because they because people didn't get.

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
That he was, yeah, making it. But also didn't they
come back and have to pay them all the kids
extra money or something?

Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:01:58):
I know that the woman that as the the guy
the scatting on that came back after them and got
a fortune. She deserved it. Yes, that was her improvisation,
but pre game goodness, she wrote that right. Yeah, I
don't know if the kids wrote we don't need no education?
Of course they Josh for you. In two thousand and four,

(02:02:19):
the movie Saw open.

Speaker 3 (02:02:22):
I remember seeing it. I saw, really and I remember
I made an open mic joke because I saw and
the movie Ray opened on the same day, and uh,
they never Ray never saw. Yes, I had some clever
asign how ironic that was, And I did that joke once.

Speaker 1 (02:02:44):
It wasn't you man, it was the room. It was
the referee.

Speaker 3 (02:02:47):
Yeah, one that they don't get me here in Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
Yeah, yes, there's there's silence and then there's the Ray joke.
And lastly, friend of the show, William Shatner in two
thousand twenty one, on this date, became the oldest man
to travel into space.

Speaker 3 (02:03:03):
And he was so grateful and he I mean, you
had a tear in his eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:03:06):
He was good.

Speaker 4 (02:03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:03:07):
And I think there's a John Glenn thing that happened
today too. All yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:03:11):
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:13):
He vomited on when he landed the last time. No,
I was this the date that they launched him. I
think it is, yes, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:03:22):
On this date, October twenty ninth, nineteen ninety eight, John
Glenn made history by becoming the oldest person to fly
in space at age seventy seven. He served as the
payload specialist on the Space Shuttle Discovery plapsed.

Speaker 1 (02:03:36):
Everything good, I respect are coming up. It's going to
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Speaker 5 (02:04:23):
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Speaker 1 (02:04:28):
Doing the right Want to congratulate Bernie Balmas maybe Balalms
from Okamos, Michigan, winner of week eight.

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Way up in Oakimos.

Speaker 1 (02:04:39):
That's right now, he won the five hundred dollars nan
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good song. We have a car to pass along to
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That's right on the chick McGee on Instagram there on
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Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
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So we'll be talking to Bernie tomorrow and our fourth
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Speaker 4 (02:05:27):
Very interesting.

Speaker 1 (02:05:27):
They got something in the water there. Now it's time
to check in with Chirsty Lee before we go.

Speaker 5 (02:05:32):
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Hello to you.

Speaker 3 (02:05:39):
This is from Tyler in Portland, Oregon.

Speaker 1 (02:05:41):
Hi, Tyler, while at work and being sick, hooray, I've
been catching back up on the show on my raycons.
I mentioned in my last email about Tom mcgooing around
in life, and I've come to an important realization. At
least mister McGoo was more attached to react.

Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:06:02):
I also have to ask if Tom has been on
any new meds or taking a shot of something strong
before the show the past couple of weeks, because he
has been in rare form unbelievable. I don't take any
meds congratulation except for meth.

Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
And well, oh that's a street trunk. Just I just
boiled down so fed every time I buy that then,
but I'll show your I D people out there doing
cold for God's say, you don't care for that. No,
I'm not asking you for IDs. Should we just go
around the horns? Who's on what medication? Anybody? I mean?

Speaker 7 (02:06:39):
Does that include supplements and vitamins, probiotic probiotic medications?

Speaker 1 (02:06:44):
But this morning we found out no bananas in your smoothie.

Speaker 7 (02:06:49):
Yeah, I'm a mango man, I'm a mangle man. Thankfully,
I love mango.

Speaker 1 (02:06:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'm skeptical of but no bananas in your smoothie.

Speaker 3 (02:07:00):
But hey, do whatever's right for you. Huh, go a
great day.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
Now. We also had that list of foods that you're
not supposed to eat according to of some dental thing DST.
Don't do you have that? Yeah, just you can do.

Speaker 4 (02:07:13):
They were apples. It was dried fruit, white bread, popcorn,
and ice.

Speaker 5 (02:07:17):
I'm going to the grocery store and I'm going to
buy an apple and I'm gonna buy.

Speaker 1 (02:07:21):
No, go ahead. Got a nice letter here, just came
in from Michael. He is a dentist. He goes, I'm
a dentist in the date in Ohio area. I say,
now we go to all caps, eat all the popcorn,
milk duds and dried fruit. You want, I have bills
to pay him three expensive kids. Yeah, Mike, We're with you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (02:07:43):
H We all love popcorn. I believe in this room
really like popcorn with butter.

Speaker 9 (02:07:50):
No nutritional yeast.

Speaker 3 (02:07:52):
Do you guys like those? Because this is kind of
the season the popcorn balls?

Speaker 6 (02:07:56):
No love.

Speaker 2 (02:08:00):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:08:00):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:08:00):
Any god ones on board a big hit classroom parties.

Speaker 1 (02:08:05):
I don't think I've ever had a popcorn ball. They're delicious.
What do they glew it together with sugar?

Speaker 4 (02:08:12):
Sugar?

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
Yeah, lots of I may have to try those again.

Speaker 4 (02:08:16):
Yeah, I think sometimes it's caramel. Sometimes it's a sugar bas.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
The sugar base.

Speaker 4 (02:08:21):
Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:08:21):
Thanks, But I'm glad you're out there for others to enjoy.

Speaker 1 (02:08:25):
I like it. Well, that's I can't even think of
the word magnanimous le corn. I never feel that way
about all the things.

Speaker 3 (02:08:35):
What kind of popcorn popper do you have at home?

Speaker 1 (02:08:37):
Do you have? Like? You just throw it the microwavepop
that's the only way to go. I agree, is that
what you have?

Speaker 3 (02:08:44):
Just shake the pop?

Speaker 4 (02:08:46):
Yeah, put the lid on it, shake it up with oil.

Speaker 3 (02:08:48):
You use the avocado oil.

Speaker 9 (02:08:49):
And yeah, whatever tallow I.

Speaker 1 (02:08:58):
Go with a thirty weight, Tell me you're rich, tell
mech seventy. No, we are going to go over to
the sign like Insurance News desk with Christy Lee as
we prepare for Ali Breen's segment known as Sexy Time
Real Quick.

Speaker 3 (02:09:14):
Wouldn't it be if you did door dash popcorn from
a movie theater, which I don't know if you can
or not as the driver, wouldn't it be real hard
one handful?

Speaker 7 (02:09:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:09:28):
I don't know. I don't know what French fries as.

Speaker 4 (02:09:30):
It is going to be my question because I have
never I've never door dashed. Do they staple the back?

Speaker 3 (02:09:35):
I often have a tape or something stick or something the.

Speaker 1 (02:09:39):
Receipt Ye remember the famous story we had yeah about
the guy? Was it in Kentucky or Tennessee? Ds? The guy,
the guy, the guy, the guys.

Speaker 3 (02:09:54):
That reminds me of a song Christie saying, Nad's made
my week. I didn't balls in it.

Speaker 1 (02:10:01):
And it was the background of the story was the
guy was a driver? No, I'm sorry, he was a passenger.

Speaker 5 (02:10:11):
Yeah, you know you're you know you're in trouble. When
Tom's explaining something to you.

Speaker 1 (02:10:17):
I'm trying. I'm trying to find it at the same
time we do this. But as I recall, he was
a passenger in the car and oh, I got it.
Here we go. It was Maryville, Tennessee. He was sent
to jail. Not only did he dip his testicles into
a container of salsa that was being delivered to a
customer order of the food, they videoed it and posted

(02:10:39):
and on the online video he's going, this is what
you get when you give an eighty nine cent tip
for a thirty minute drive.

Speaker 3 (02:10:46):
Not realizing that a person can still tip after the Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:10:51):
Uh, the name of the I'm not going to give
the guy's name. Why died the alleged salsa dipper testicle dipper.
At the time of the writing of this, he was
still behind bars.

Speaker 9 (02:11:06):
Do you remember when they said you could taste with
your testicles?

Speaker 3 (02:11:09):
Yes, and I tried it, yeah, here in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (02:11:12):
Yeah, and what happened?

Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
I know? No, I could not.

Speaker 3 (02:11:16):
I could not taste with my my nutcase. Nut case
is what you're going with.

Speaker 4 (02:11:24):
What did you dip in?

Speaker 3 (02:11:26):
I forget was it salsa? I don't thought it was mayonnaise.
It wasn't mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (02:11:31):
Maybe it was a really hot soup.

Speaker 3 (02:11:32):
I remember it was something I you guys wanted me
to dip it in, something I didn't care for so
I wouldn't break my neck.

Speaker 4 (02:11:40):
I must have been gone that day.

Speaker 1 (02:11:41):
I don't remember at all. Have you tried that?

Speaker 3 (02:11:44):
Try to do my own?

Speaker 1 (02:11:46):
Yeah, you know, let's just break my neck. I haven't
tried in a while. We have a song here once again.
This this guy dipped his testicles and salsa. The lady
who ate it said it was great. It reminded of
her senior prom.

Speaker 3 (02:12:02):
Oh, yes, sir right he went with one torres.

Speaker 1 (02:12:07):
Pad. You got a song. I did my boss in
the sausa. Hey, I did my balls in the saucer.
I call it ball sag.

Speaker 6 (02:12:16):
That's the balls in the ser That's what you forget
for not dipping. Yes, my test is on dipping. And
by the way, mister.

Speaker 1 (02:12:26):
Cheapo rup, you're talking about my people. Sorry, I asked
balls and saucae.

Speaker 7 (02:12:34):
Hey, boss and saucy dead line balls susa.

Speaker 1 (02:12:40):
I call it bossa. Thank you much. Yeah. The guy's
damn like, probably shouldn't say, Oh, you don't have to.
His name was mister Webb. What worst what is funny

(02:13:00):
about that? Second of all, he likes my reaction just
just gets so mad.

Speaker 4 (02:13:05):
He hasn't used the right music.

Speaker 1 (02:13:08):
It's fake. It's fake, Jack West? Is that a friend?
He does it? He laughs at how mad? I guess.

Speaker 4 (02:13:15):
No, that's not a friend.

Speaker 1 (02:13:16):
No, it's not fair. It's a bully, That's what it is.
He's a bully.

Speaker 4 (02:13:19):
He's a classic bully, a bully because he was bullied,
he has to bully the.

Speaker 1 (02:13:24):
Rest of Yes, did we? We didn't have you dip
him and salso, though, did we?

Speaker 3 (02:13:28):
I forget exactly it may have been soy sauce. I'm
being serious. It's like it was something with a high
sodium content so that.

Speaker 9 (02:13:35):
You could absorb the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13:37):
Yeah, but no, I've I put my testicles in it.

Speaker 4 (02:13:40):
And you're a testing taster.

Speaker 3 (02:13:42):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:13:42):
Yeah, nothing. That would have been really it wouldn't have
been life changing, Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:13:47):
It would have.

Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
If you discovered that you were like a testicle savant
and you could tell anything.

Speaker 3 (02:13:52):
The blind movie, you.

Speaker 1 (02:13:53):
Could blind full and eventually it would it would become
what is it called an own a phile? What is
the test the wine guy? You can you could dip
your testicles and wine and go let's see now has notes.

Speaker 3 (02:14:05):
Of right, right?

Speaker 4 (02:14:07):
But I led it yeah, like a ball some alie,
and I.

Speaker 3 (02:14:10):
Was like a t spoon, a tablespoon of turmeric.

Speaker 1 (02:14:15):
Like I knew that.

Speaker 9 (02:14:16):
Would be a crazy live show.

Speaker 10 (02:14:17):
You just have a sheet.

Speaker 9 (02:14:20):
Dip in your balls and.

Speaker 1 (02:14:22):
Man, would you go, I'd go, yeah, I'd watch you
guy do that?

Speaker 7 (02:14:26):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:14:26):
Would you between amazing between between courses? Would you You'd
have to have some kind of a palette cleanser.

Speaker 3 (02:14:34):
I'd have to dip my balls and ginger and swish
them around.

Speaker 1 (02:14:41):
Do you ever dip your balls and ginger?

Speaker 3 (02:14:43):
No, I'm more of a Marianne guy.

Speaker 1 (02:14:45):
There you go. It's it's like you guys were a
team right now. What's inside my shoes? Well, my feet
are there are some socks are there and some orange insoles.
That's right, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (02:14:57):
Make your eyes believe that's exactly right. No tricks and
all treats from our friends. Sorry, let me swallow at
to orange insoles. A good portion of the staff here
at the show, like Tom, they have their shoes in them.

Speaker 7 (02:15:11):
And uh.

Speaker 1 (02:15:14):
Like on our feet, is that what you have them
in their shoes?

Speaker 3 (02:15:17):
Right now? I wish I could blame that on a typo. Nope,
just my brain. They sent us insoles and we use
them still, and that's because Orange in souls give you
the support from the ground up. Actually, this is poorly written.
Find the right insul for you at Orange insoles dot com.
You'll also find the left insult.

Speaker 1 (02:15:33):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (02:15:36):
They have a couple different options for you there, of course,
the original full length insult. These are built for long shifts,
for serious all day support. Shout out some people who
might be working long shifts on their feet.

Speaker 1 (02:15:49):
Shout out waiters, surgeon.

Speaker 4 (02:15:53):
Yes, exactly, teas yeah, hair stylists, yes.

Speaker 1 (02:15:58):
Skateboarders these, You're exactly right. They want proper support too. Skateboarders,
they have a Skateboarders don't sit well.

Speaker 4 (02:16:06):
They can sit down between runs.

Speaker 7 (02:16:08):
They can, but the teachers can also sit. But hey,
they're on their feet most of the time. I think
skateboarders is allowed. The deep heel cup offer real support,
helping align your hole. Sitters, polesetters, polesitters.

Speaker 3 (02:16:21):
You know, polesitters.

Speaker 1 (02:16:22):
If you in the nineteen thirties, you know some day
climb a pole and sit up there.

Speaker 3 (02:16:29):
Yes, yes, that was quite a spectacle, wasn't it that marathon.

Speaker 1 (02:16:34):
Your idea for Orange insoles for your shoes is to
talk about someone who used to sit in the twenty.

Speaker 3 (02:16:42):
Well, let's give them marathon dancers. You know, if those
those poor people and they shoot horses, don't they had
Orange insoles, they may have lasted a little long boy.

Speaker 1 (02:16:52):
Man, all right, that's like hacking through the jungle.

Speaker 4 (02:16:58):
Look the key components, you're doing a fine job. Don't
listen to them.

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Speaker 1 (02:18:00):
Yes, depressing. It is a tough watch but a good movie.
But it is depressing, Thank you very much. Coming up,
it'll be Sexy Time with Ali Breen. These are the
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Speaker 4 (02:18:34):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (02:18:35):
There's Josh Arnold. Hi, he's at the I Hate Stephen
Singer sidekick chick. Yeah, there's a Cosby I am chick
at the Prize Picks Sports Desk.

Speaker 1 (02:18:45):
Hello, Tom, and I will point out that mister Godwin
is on the road. Coming up Saturday night, it's going
to be the Meyer Theater in Green Bay, Wisconsin with
Greg Hahn and Dave Dyer for some great live comedy
that'll get got that all that Halloween candy you gotta
laugh off. That's right coming up this Saturday evening. That'll

(02:19:05):
be a terrific show. Right now, we're getting ready to
hook up with the lovely Ally Breen.

Speaker 7 (02:19:09):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:19:09):
I don't know where she is now. She's in front
of a curtain. Yes, I just put up curtains. I'm
in Florida. Ah, did you hang thus yourself?

Speaker 5 (02:19:19):
I didd you get that idea from Funeral Home monthly?

Speaker 4 (02:19:23):
Is I do everything in grays and beige.

Speaker 3 (02:19:28):
The carpet.

Speaker 1 (02:19:31):
They do, actually, yes, they do all or should I
say hardwood, right down to the.

Speaker 4 (02:19:37):
Hard the carpet, very low pile carpet, very nice.

Speaker 1 (02:19:43):
Ali Breen is a stand up comedian and h appears
on television quite often, and she appears on this show
when We're Lucky once a week with a show called
Sexy Time, in which people write her letters and we
try to solve their problems. Try. I don't think so
we do, baby, Okay, I'm looking forward now. I just
hope today's episode doesn't have the what happened last week?

Speaker 4 (02:20:04):
What happened last week?

Speaker 1 (02:20:05):
Were you gone? No?

Speaker 3 (02:20:06):
I was here, I was gone.

Speaker 1 (02:20:08):
Oh yeah with the fellow Uh liked to uh uh
urinate on his girlfriend and it started to escalate.

Speaker 3 (02:20:20):
I don't think that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:20:21):
It was getting pretty ugly.

Speaker 3 (02:20:23):
Yeah, I think if he if you keep it in
the shower, I think it's fine. Don't you think?

Speaker 4 (02:20:28):
No? But it was it was the until in his mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:20:33):
There was it was in the shower.

Speaker 4 (02:20:35):
But it's still escalated.

Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
Yeah, and there was an orifice involved in it, but
it was his own urine in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:20:41):
Nos.

Speaker 9 (02:20:42):
Oh and every morning, oh really yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:20:49):
One way to start the day.

Speaker 1 (02:20:50):
It'd be one of those great, you know, nineteen fifties
commercial where hey, have you noticed that Lloyd's breath always
smells like this? Hey, Josh, did you know? You know?
I did? He needs Okay, I'm sorry, Ali, Let's get
to one of your letters. What do you got?

Speaker 11 (02:21:08):
Okay, Dear Ali, I walked in on my husband choking
his chicken on o F FaceTime with another woman.

Speaker 1 (02:21:15):
I don't know what. I don't I don't know what
o F only fans. Okay. I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (02:21:22):
I didn't know he's talking live camera.

Speaker 1 (02:21:24):
I didn't realize was yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (02:21:28):
What that is.

Speaker 11 (02:21:29):
I lost it and left the house. He said, he's
not cheating. It's just the same as watching porn? Am
I overreacting? Or is this cheating?

Speaker 1 (02:21:36):
So explain to me how this works.

Speaker 3 (02:21:38):
It would be like right now if Ali were taking
her clothes off and I were having at myself.

Speaker 1 (02:21:46):
So that's what this guy was doing. He's paying for
a one on why So this is live as it happens,
as it happens.

Speaker 4 (02:21:56):
Yes, this is very different.

Speaker 8 (02:21:58):
From I think.

Speaker 3 (02:21:59):
I think it's very different from porn. But I do
not think it is cheating per se. But I do
think it's a problem.

Speaker 10 (02:22:07):
I think you should communicate it, like if if she's
okay with it, then okay.

Speaker 3 (02:22:12):
Yeah, if she's not, you got to stop.

Speaker 4 (02:22:14):
Yeah, obviously she's not okay.

Speaker 3 (02:22:16):
So we're talking to her. So what does she need
to do here?

Speaker 1 (02:22:22):
I do?

Speaker 10 (02:22:22):
I mean, find out, find out if this is a
regular thing or if he was just trying it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:27):
I'd like to want more. How does this work? Or?
I mean dumb?

Speaker 7 (02:22:35):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (02:22:36):
Do you get venmode for each session? I mean is it? Probably?
You can do anything like that totally.

Speaker 3 (02:22:43):
You can sell you can credit card? Yeah, actually no,
you you have to pay on the only fans.

Speaker 4 (02:22:49):
Yeah, so that's what you're worried about. You're worried about
I was paying for.

Speaker 3 (02:22:55):
I was his account is attached to some card or account,
and he It is interesting.

Speaker 11 (02:23:02):
It might make a difference because that's at least like
a barrier. If he's maying her personally, then there's like
more of a real relationship.

Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
You know, if you do it nine times, is the
tenth one free? Like a sandwich?

Speaker 3 (02:23:13):
Sometimes sometimes that happens. Have you done any facetiming Alley, I've.

Speaker 11 (02:23:19):
Never no very vanilla on there.

Speaker 4 (02:23:22):
As far as what people do, people go all out.
I haven't done a lot of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:23:27):
What what would the approximate phoe be typically for something
like this, It depends on how popular she is.

Speaker 3 (02:23:33):
What would you charge? I mean knowing that you you're
not totally comfortable getting that kind of But if you
were to FaceTime with a guy and he were to
have at himself during it, wow.

Speaker 11 (02:23:45):
With a boyfriend, Yeah, I don't think I would do
that with like strangers. It's too weird, especially if you're
seeing them at the same time.

Speaker 4 (02:23:53):
Yeah, would you feel like your boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (02:23:56):
If you did it's a two way video? Oh that's
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I said it would be like
if we're right now, we're talking to Alley. Oh I
didn't realize that.

Speaker 2 (02:24:05):
Yeah, she can see me.

Speaker 1 (02:24:06):
Yes, So he says, it's not cheating.

Speaker 3 (02:24:09):
No, it's very close. Yeah it's yeah, because they can
actually have sex.

Speaker 1 (02:24:13):
Could we get back to what Ali's fee is again?
What was it again? So let's just say someone says,
I'll give you twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:24:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, that would put it over.

Speaker 3 (02:24:25):
Your boyfriend complains, give him ten grand and go shut up.

Speaker 1 (02:24:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he goes, I'll hold the camera. I'd
be curious if there's a going if there's a what
do they call a rate card?

Speaker 11 (02:24:41):
Yeah, absolutely, each content ten minutes or something, or per
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:24:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:24:47):
Yeah, people do kind of have.

Speaker 11 (02:24:48):
Set up rates for that.

Speaker 7 (02:24:49):
This is.

Speaker 3 (02:24:50):
This is I don't consider a cheating, but it's as
close as you get.

Speaker 1 (02:24:53):
Yeah, and there'll be exotic requests.

Speaker 7 (02:24:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you do certainly right. Interesting, I didn't
know I was out there. Well wow, So in conclusion,
I've never done.

Speaker 4 (02:25:07):
It's not overreacting.

Speaker 11 (02:25:09):
It's just, uh, if you think defensive, it's probably not
a good sign that he's gonna stop.

Speaker 3 (02:25:15):
I don't know, Yeah, it's not I don't think this
is a sign that things are great.

Speaker 6 (02:25:18):
No.

Speaker 10 (02:25:19):
Yeah, maybe you could go to the basement and zoom
him and maybe that's what he's into and you guys
could do it together instead.

Speaker 4 (02:25:27):
If that's the case, that was that easy, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (02:25:29):
Yeah, I hope so yeah, Okay, well let's move on.
We're talking with Ali Breen, comedian A L l I
excuse me, A L l I b R e e N.
We give you that so you can find her on
your favorite social media platform. She is, by the way,
on uh.

Speaker 11 (02:25:44):
On only fans, but not doing FaceTime.

Speaker 3 (02:25:46):
Yeah, twenty five k.

Speaker 1 (02:25:49):
Yeah, and you'll find her there at a L L
I b on only fans. They're very good. Okay, Elie,
what do you got.

Speaker 4 (02:25:58):
Dear Ali?

Speaker 11 (02:25:59):
My girlfriend is amazing in bed, but she always does
stuff to herself when we have sex to get to
the finish line? Do I not satisfy her?

Speaker 1 (02:26:06):
Or?

Speaker 3 (02:26:06):
Is this normal?

Speaker 1 (02:26:07):
Normal?

Speaker 3 (02:26:09):
You worry about a thing?

Speaker 2 (02:26:10):
Normal?

Speaker 1 (02:26:10):
You are good?

Speaker 3 (02:26:11):
You're good?

Speaker 1 (02:26:13):
So hosh, I don't know. Yeah, Dear, what the hell
is wrong? Don't you worry about this? She's getting hers
that's that's all the do is. Yeah, that's easy, fans,

(02:26:33):
that's probably a separate category and a separate fee. I
would imagine.

Speaker 4 (02:26:37):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (02:26:38):
Yeah, they literally?

Speaker 8 (02:26:39):
I mean that's ay.

Speaker 11 (02:26:40):
I think you can set up pretty much anything.

Speaker 4 (02:26:43):
Is that a mutual mastery thing when you're doing the
only fans FaceTime?

Speaker 3 (02:26:48):
Or is he just oh, she's probably not getting she's
getting money.

Speaker 4 (02:26:52):
Yeah, but what I'm saying, is she masturbating with the guy, Well.

Speaker 3 (02:26:56):
She's probably not. Okay, I mean, I bet that happens,
but I bet, I bet it's extra right.

Speaker 4 (02:27:02):
Okay, I bet?

Speaker 1 (02:27:03):
Yeah, okay, next next.

Speaker 11 (02:27:05):
Next, Dear Ally, my wife is a singer and she's
in a band and goes out traveling like three days
a week while I watch the kids, goes out or
travels like three days a week while I watch the kids.
I make a lot of money and she makes barely
anything for her shows, so she doesn't need to do them.
I brought up that she should just stop and spend
more time with the family, and she accused me of

(02:27:25):
being unsupportive. I really just want to spend more time together,
but I think she thinks I'm jealous that she's out
and I'm not any advice.

Speaker 1 (02:27:32):
You are, yeah, you know, but I think it's important
for her to. I mean that tremendous, and you are jealous.

Speaker 3 (02:27:41):
It depends on why would you say that, We don't
know that he's the guys saying he's not jealous.

Speaker 5 (02:27:45):
Well, but the way, why can't we trust the people
who write in yes, no, no, no, no, we can't
trust the guys that write.

Speaker 1 (02:27:50):
In exactly No, I'm just saying this. If this is
her art, let her do it.

Speaker 3 (02:27:57):
It's right. It depends on how good a singer she is.
If you make that much. It's only three nights a week.

Speaker 9 (02:28:02):
Three nights weeks a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:28:03):
Yeah, with children.

Speaker 3 (02:28:05):
Well, you know this is hard for me because I
was out for five nights a week all the time.
So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:28:11):
In your record for relationships it's stellar. I'm just saying,
you're bleeding.

Speaker 1 (02:28:18):
No, no, I'm not. I'm not not trust me that
that's not a hit that makes any kind of contact
with me because so, so I don't understand what are
you saying.

Speaker 3 (02:28:31):
Now, I'm saying, my mindset is that of the person
has Yes, I have to go out and perform.

Speaker 1 (02:28:39):
Yeah, yeah, I get that.

Speaker 3 (02:28:40):
I could be a little skewed.

Speaker 5 (02:28:41):
You know, she's probably cheating, that's what she goes out.
Anyone who writes into the show is really Missgod.

Speaker 11 (02:28:53):
I wonder if she But if she worked during the
day and he had watched the kids, I wouldn't imagine
there'd be a prime. I think it's a night time thing.

Speaker 4 (02:29:00):
I think he's jealous, but don't don't.

Speaker 1 (02:29:06):
We talk to comedians all the time, the guys who
say they feel guilty because they're out on the road,
they have a new baby and they're getting you know,
and then they joke about getting all this sleep, but
it's not really a joke and what they feel, yeah, yeah,
they Yeah, why wouldn't you right there flushing blow? But
she needs to feel validated. And if her singing art

(02:29:27):
is what does it, that's good?

Speaker 3 (02:29:29):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:29:29):
I don't know that you can ask, but you shouldn't
want the alternative of not letting her do it so
and keeping her that's good.

Speaker 1 (02:29:37):
She's going to be upset.

Speaker 3 (02:29:38):
You said you have money a babysitter, and I know
you want to spend more time as a family. But
maybe you can just go to some of her show.

Speaker 4 (02:29:44):
Yeah, because I bet the kids are in sleep when
she's on the stage. You could hire somebody to come
in and you.

Speaker 1 (02:29:50):
Could heckle her sing something, you know, support her this
time on key?

Speaker 3 (02:29:56):
Why aren't you home with your family? We have time
for one more letter, all meaning to get to a parent.
Really gotta you gotta wrap this up.

Speaker 1 (02:30:11):
You realize we're helping people. If this were an emergency room,
we can't just say, well, we've got this woman all
sewed up and fixed, she's gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (02:30:17):
Last time.

Speaker 1 (02:30:23):
One fine.

Speaker 3 (02:30:24):
Don't you think it's a little weary?

Speaker 1 (02:30:25):
I'm doing sex Tria here. That's a.

Speaker 3 (02:30:30):
Show called the Slit. I'm sorry, don't and I believe it's.

Speaker 1 (02:30:45):
Josh.

Speaker 3 (02:30:47):
That was Josh about six years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:30:49):
Sorry? Is that HBO? Netflix? Okay, we have time for
one more Allie, Dear Ali.

Speaker 11 (02:30:55):
I'm dating a born again Christian who apparently was very
promiscuous when she was in con and now has found God.
I'm okay waiting to have sex as long as it's
freaky and plentiful when you get there. Born again people
still get freaky as long as it's with the one,
or do they go full vanilla?

Speaker 1 (02:31:14):
I don't know, I would say the former. Yeah, yeah,
I don't think they go vanilla. Yeah, I don't think
at all. I think.

Speaker 3 (02:31:26):
Yeah, I think it's uh it stays right, sure.

Speaker 1 (02:31:30):
Yeah, sure, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:31:31):
I think history has shown that the more uh misbehaving
you do, the more you have to really turn your
life around and embrace God.

Speaker 4 (02:31:40):
Right, So don't you think, oh, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (02:31:43):
Yeah, what about an old dog doesn't learn?

Speaker 5 (02:31:47):
Yeah, yeah, she's probably freaky. I think Tom's right, you know, ok, yeah,
I disagree. I think you can find God without having
to have been a bad person.

Speaker 1 (02:31:58):
Oh yeah, well that isn't the issue. The issue, but
that's always been content. That's my contention. Elli. Are you
going to be back in New York to work this weekend?
We wrapped it up. Okay, now I'm going to stay.

Speaker 11 (02:32:12):
I'm going to visit my aunt this weekend, so maybe
I'll try to find a local show.

Speaker 1 (02:32:16):
But I say, you say aunt one of the rare
white Georgia.

Speaker 11 (02:32:25):
I don't know why I've always said it Boston. I
don't think every I don't know if that's the Boston
thing or if that's just my family.

Speaker 4 (02:32:30):
I thought you were from Georgia.

Speaker 1 (02:32:33):
You know, my sister lives in Atlanta and Boston. Yeah, exactly,
so I go there a lot.

Speaker 9 (02:32:39):
Okay, So yeah, as far as I know, black thing.

Speaker 1 (02:32:45):
Yeah, you know what, Tom's right, let's wrap it up.
You know, well, good luck. Are you hanging more curtains today? Ali?
I got all the curtains hung up. I got some
artwork to hang, and uh, some sheets to buy.

Speaker 3 (02:32:58):
And a grim sensations.

Speaker 1 (02:33:07):
Yeah there you go. Anything Uh in a court of
a casket bronze, thought about doing something in brown or
possibly brown.

Speaker 11 (02:33:17):
I would take a great AIRBNDS leaping caskets.

Speaker 1 (02:33:20):
With like uh you know kind of yeah, it would
sell out. Yeah, yeah, completely Yeah. Abs. You can find
Ali once again a L L I b R E
E and on your favorite social media platform. Thank you
very much, Ali, Thanks thanks Guy Okaye. In a casket, I.

Speaker 3 (02:33:41):
Couldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:33:41):
I could not do.

Speaker 4 (02:33:42):
Oh that satin does look pretty good, zero sensory little.
I would close it.

Speaker 1 (02:33:50):
I would get in a casket. I can't sleep unless
I changed my position. So how do you do that
when you're in the casket there's not enough room? Roll over?
Beoeah no not, you can't.

Speaker 3 (02:34:00):
If you're a side sleeper most of your life, will
they go ahead and bury you like that? If that
was your most comfortable poestion I'm going to insist on it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:07):
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