The BOB & TOM Show - October 31, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show. Now, all you trigger treats,
come listen to me. Good about a grave that's in
a graveyard in this very neighborhood contains a boy who
died this very night, so long ago, and now candy

(00:39):
rappers mysteriously appear around his stone. You know it's hallooie.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
You know, it's kind of scary the way the ghosts
come floating out of the cemetery, sliding to the dirt,
a cold and moldy and the only thing that they
can think about as well, to get your candy.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh yeah, do your witchy christ come on trigger treat.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Hear the children crying, But who's that pale boy at
the back with the antique suit and tie on? When
you passed out the candy, it seemed to fade into
his hand, and look there's a club of fresh dirt
on the spot where he'd stand ords. You know, it's
kind of scary the way the ghosts come floating out
ah the semetary, sliding through the dirt, A cold and moldy,

(01:23):
and the only thing that they can think about, as hell,
to get your candy.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I heard about this kid who collected lots of sweets,
and with a flashlight in his bed, he counted out
his treats. When they found him in the morning, the
bags of candy they were gone, a clump of fresh
dirt by his bed, and the flashlight's still on. Or
you know, it's kind of scary, the way the ghosts
come floating out. Ah, the cemetary slidden to the dirt,

(01:55):
a cold and moldy and the only thing that they
can think about as hell. Now, each an average child
behind a mask his head. But which one do you
think is a ghost? And which one is a kid?
But in the shiny darkness, when the leaves are blowing through,
has it occurred to you The only one that's not

(02:15):
a ghost is you?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
And so you trigger treaters, take heed of what I
said and leave your candy here with me. Don't take
it up to bed. I'll protect you from the gulis
and the ghosties and the beasties, though you may lose
that snickers bar and oh look, Reese's pieces.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh it's hall. You know, it's kind of scary, the way.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
The ghosts come floating out. Ah, I'm a tarry Now
get on up to bed, but grab that broom before
you do, and sweep up this clump of fresh dirt
that fell off of my pants.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Boy, Hey, what's got one of those voices? I could
listen to forever? Oh, And I thought, for a minute,
I thought I was gonna have to Hey, it's the
Bobby Time Show and it's Halloween. Oh my god, I
love it. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios and
at the news desk, the silac in shirts news desk,

(03:49):
it's Jess Hooker. I think, Yeah, Luigi Mario. Now we'll
get to it. We'll get to the costume in America
with a huge mustache.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Hello, Josh, I'm Chick. Hello Tom I when you tell me,
I'll know, I'm chea oh che.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
And the other day I asked everybody. I was like,
why don't everybody else all you guys dress up is Chong?
And now I got no chungs and just no one
asked me.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I thought, Chung.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, Jeff doesn't have to do much to be Chong.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, it's a great costume. Yeah, it really is.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
You have a huge mustache, a red wool cap, red suspenders,
and orange shirt. That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
We've been doing a very visual radio show for the
lastle of days. Yesterday we tried on the wigs. Did
you see the poster.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh yeah, we've turned it into a to have a
poster a whole band.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
We've got some new names on it. My favorite. We
trying to come up with one for Credence. I jected
to Credence clear Water Recline, Recline. That's clear Water Recliner.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Did you guys see Nicky Glazer's response.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I've forgotten it, but.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
She called you guys. One erection.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Is good. It's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
I'm going to add it. We got two we can
We're gonna do take two on it today.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
It's the four gents in with our wigs on yesterday
and the one of Josh. Yeah, you look like every
burned out bass player from any alt era early nineties band.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh, I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
I should.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I think it's every seventies band that's out there. Still, Yeah,
that's what I think.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I don't know. I think it's the It could be
easily be a member sticks, okay, easily.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
I think it's much more alt with the with the
play shirt. I showed it to my twelve year old
daughter Finn, and she just first thing she pointed at
Josh and said, that looks real.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's the guy over the counter at guitar Center.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
Yeah, where's where's the picks there?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Over there?

Speaker 6 (06:17):
My wig is comically huge. Anyway, did we've posted this
uh and the poster on our on our various social
media platforms. We got to get a picture of miss
Hooker up there quick as such? Is that itching you?
I can barely talk. I'm looking at it going it is.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
I don't know how you guys operate with these things.
It's up my nose.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
I had I had a stash there with a van
Dyke whatever you want to call it, for a year
or two, and then.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
And it looked great. Did Yeah, it really looked great. Yeah,
and that got rid of it. Well, I got rid
of it for a simple reason. I don't believe you
I had I had another child. I just don't think
you got tired of it. And oh yeah, the baby
would be yank on it all the time. You smacked
their hand, you bite them down to the second knuckle.

(07:08):
They understand you put their hand on a stone. That's hot.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Coming up of today, speaking of parenthood, fatherhood, et cetera,
We're going to talk with Roy Wood Junior. I'm about
a quarter of the way into Roy's book. Roy Wood
Junior came out with a book just a couple of
days ago.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Many many, Father, you're probably just listening to it, not
actually taking the time to read it.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yes, I'd much rather hear in the voice of the
man who wrote it. Yeah, that says the imaginationless often
often they read it.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I could.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I could pretend in my head it's Roy's voice. Or
I could listen to Roy's voice.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's more passive, that's all. You can look at your phone.
You can shop while you're listening to it. That's Yeah.
Wait to pay attention to your friend book.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
So you took the time to read.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
It, how do you know that's how I listened to
the book. No, I have an issue with this book.
I'm gonna and I'm gonna address it with Roy. Okay,
he's far too young to have a memoir. I'm not.
I'm not allowing this. Oh and it's it's it's not really,
it's more than it's kind of a he sort of
don't take away my comedic conceit.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Okay, right there, when Joe thisman first got to the Redskins,
he uh, like second year in he wrote Quarterbacking in
the NFL, and all I should tell you his backups
were Sonny Jergenson and Billy Kilmer and they got a
little upset.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Yeah, but oh that's funny.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Quarterbacking in the NFL.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Yeah, there that there's a whole category there, a premature memoir.
Oh yeah, Roy is a great story. And then I'm
also reading right now or hearing it Cameron Crow's book
The Guy from he wrote Fast Times at Richmond High
and directed the movie or was uh almost famous?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You told me it really moved you.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Oh, there's a there's a part of this book where
he's like that I don't want to see what's happening,
but he you can tell his voice cracks and it's
so sad. I do just but that'll happen occasionally where
someone is telling a part.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Of their life. It's really sad and well they're reading
even though they're in the studio and the like whatever.
They they can't help but get emotional. But anyway, so
the point being ready to talk with Roy, uh one
of my favorite comedians, and uh, we have a we
have a surprise for him actually, oh yeah, a little
audio surprise for you. You got to stop with the surprises.

(09:28):
Why don't you like surprises? Why am I saying that
I hate surprise?

Speaker 8 (09:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Here we go. Yes, you're the one who hates surprises.
Maybe that's why I inflicted them on you guys. Oh
what a second.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Somebody photo shopped us with guitars and Big Tommy and
the Harry Wieners.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Silly, it's so silly.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Well, thank you, thank you Hooker for putting the wig
thing together and the job. If we'd had more time,
I think we could have come dressed as those guys today,
But it we were. We had a little bit of
a time crunch. But the the photograph of the poster
and of the various components of it are posted now.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I believe we have the picture of Big Tom and
the Harry Wieners. There they are with our guitars.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Geez, how did they do that? Isn't that amazing?

Speaker 6 (10:17):
So funny?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
We'll have Tom really looked like he's playing. So funny
that it's just a four guitar band.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Talk about it.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Guitar Army didn't wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Helped me here.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Didn't Blue Oyster Cult do a thing at the end
of their show where everybody in the band would play,
didn't the drummer climb over the set and grab it.
I remember seeing a poster of everybody in Blue Oyster
Cult on stage with a guitar playing.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I remember that.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
By the way, great band get into it.

Speaker 7 (10:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Tom goes on for forty seconds, and it's just I
don't remember that army the guitar.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
The original guitar army was they was Leonard skinnerd That
was the ad the guitar Army, the three guitar attack.
I remember seeing it in the Village Voice.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
What did it say? Where did it say that?

Speaker 6 (11:12):
In the Village Voice?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah, originally found that, of course by Norman Mailer. None
of these names would be familiar.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Now.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
How many of Mailer's books did you listen to? I
can't to listen to The Naked and the Dead. I
will say it for those The Naked and the Dead.
There's one thing very funny about it that you don't
have you have to even know who he is. Uh.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
It's the origin of the word FuG The publisher at
that time you couldn't print the F word, or at
least so he and it's it's a story of combat
in world War two, which he went through. And so
that's where the band called the Thugs got their name.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
If I had known it was going to lead to this,
I would have said the Executioner song. Sorry, thank you.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Well, there's many great books that you read. Have The
Make and the Dead, the Armies of the Night I've read.
Why do you bring up literary things?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Literary posituring?

Speaker 9 (12:14):
That's right, I love that.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
A quick score NFL last night, Ravens all over the
Dolphins in Miami twenty eight to six. Lamar Jackson victorious
in his return to the starting lineup. Mark Andrews did
not drop anything last night. He had two touchdown catches
and game what is it? Game six of the World
Series tonight in Toronto, Toronto leading three games.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Did you see last night the Ravens. They wore their
throwback uniforms. They dressed as the Cleveland Browns.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Thank you, they did not they all white, all white.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Ravens was had a solid pick on the Chick McGee
picks for the I did get that one, yes, okay,
I had that one.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
As Week nine begins, Ravens minus the seventh okay, And
don't forget, by the way, we still have our Orange
in Souls thing up and running. You could win that
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We also have our NFL Price Picks thing up and running.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
So have some fun. Now.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
A couple other things well on the way. I believe
we're gonna get a special edition of the of Josh
Arnold and the Consensuals and their new song.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I forgot about the concession. Well, we all try to
dear Bob and Tom show Ant got a IP member here.
Just wanted to say I've listened to Josh and Pat's
song from yesterday at least five times, laughing every single time.
That's nice. Thank you for making the workday better. That's
from Johnny Ray and Johnny. Hang in there, it's coming
up next. We've got to get a picture of miss

(13:44):
Hooker up.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
I can't look over there in that last it's excellent.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's something.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Yeah, that is a stash. You look just like an
old friend of mine.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
That really Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Wasn't he in a guitar army in the Village Voice
with Norman Mayler?

Speaker 6 (13:57):
No, No, he was. He was a chef at a
great restaurant in Pataski, Michigan. Had to serve a little
bit of time in county because he got ratted out
for selling pot. Oh, and I'll tell you what that
pot was so crumby they should have put.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Him in jail. How did you know it was crumby?

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Speaker 4 (16:58):
Welcome back, Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the
Silac Insurance News Desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin, he chick.
There's Josh Arnold at the IH Stephen Singer sidekicks Chick.
Hi Cosby Roy w Junior later this morning. We'll talk

(17:19):
with him. Josh has a bone to pick with him.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I was telling Christy and Jason about that yesterday. No, no,
ten or twenty more years Roy, Yeah, before you write
any sort of autobiography autobiographical book, right, Hello, Tom, how
are you, buddy?

Speaker 6 (17:37):
I'm doing great, I said to a chick McGee. I
could see him. You know where he was. He was
at the Prize Picks sports desk. I should point this out,
Miss Hooker has taken off the fake mustache I have.
It was just too itchy, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
It was?

Speaker 5 (17:49):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
It's all right, And she mentioned she you can't drink
a coffee with a bushy mustag.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
No, I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
You couldn't neck in the green room like you always do.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
No, sorry about that.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
It was a that was a very bushy stash. Like
I said, it reminded me of an old friend. Well
that's a nice memory.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Please, yeah, please don't go through it again.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Oh he's not with us anymore.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Cheech Marin is one of my all time favorites. Yeah,
I know that he's been in here. I would have
loved to have been here for that.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
Yeah, yeah, crazy art collector, so funny and yeah. Yeah,
Now we have a lot to get to today, but
we have had a request to start off with a
rarity an appearance, live appearance by Josh Arnold and the
Consensuals and their new band. Now this needs a little
bit of a setup. It's based on a rather unusual
news story. It starts out it's rather morbid. Actually, it

(18:41):
begins in with the Colorado Coroner's office. They they have
just canceled their so called safe and sweet, family friendly
Halloween party. This comes to us from w k r
C Television. The controversy began when the Pueblo County corner
mister Brian Carter, the party starter. Yeah, there were twenty

(19:06):
four decomposing bodies discovered behind a hidden door in the
mortuary he owned with his brother.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
He resigned and was.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
Replaced by doctor Greg gray Heck. Doctor grey Heck the
one to regain the community's trust. Obviously, things were somewhat
a skew when you've got bodies riding in the building.
So they decided to have a family friendly Halloween event.
It was met with what is described here as pushback
from the community. They canceled the event. Is that enough

(19:36):
of a description of what happened.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Some might say too much, hold on and then two
do it again? Josh, what ten? Three fog? It's all hollows. Evening,
just after supper time, ye over at the funeral home,
the jackal interwerd shine, four kids in their costumes, ready
to begin going to the place where they're dying to

(20:01):
get in. Down at the corners, it's time to trick
or treat, having fun and getting candy. There are tags
on all of thee jack's. It's in the caskets eating
a Snicker's bar. Kim guesses how many glass eyes are
in that job. Billy peaks under the sheet of poor

(20:22):
old mister Hewitt Johnny Bob's for apples in embalming fluid.
Down at the corners, it's fun to trick or treat,
making it swores in and oven that smells like roasted meat.
Who late Margaret Penny is a just lying there in
and open coffin. The folks come and stare shower ward

(20:47):
and candy by her little nieces, peanut butter and chocolate.
Margaret rest and raises pieces. Down at the corners. It's
a hell of a halloween, is ring pop here's a kid.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
Cat down at the course.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Happy Halloween.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Hello, have.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
At the last pace, you'll be seen, Josh and the
consensuals it's a little rough around the edges. That's how
we like it.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Halloween is suppose that, uh, people avoid having funerals on Halloween?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Maybe if they can. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Oh yeah, you don't want to have some jackash off
the calling in a costume.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
If the person really loved Halloween.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
Yeah, I guess that's yeah, but that would be I mean,
for example, mis Sooker right now is dressed as cheech Marin.
If you were to show up at a calling dress
like that, I think it's somewhat disrespectful.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Without the mustache, I told Josh, I look like a
Wes Anderson character.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Makes you look small. The outfit makes you look teeny,
like you're a little elf.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
I like it. Teeny. Yeah. You like the word teeny,
don't you know that's a good word? Uh? Was one
of your kids?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Do you nicknamed him teeny Tina Tina?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:10):
See Lucy. I used to call her a little teeny
between little teeny tiny Lucy. She sits still by many standards,
she's not She's not a large gal. She's relatively very athletic.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
Now we have a sports to get to.

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Speaker 1 (23:02):
Uh? It's a Uh, it's a puppy dog. We're on
that one. This has caught the imagination of the free world.
This is my buddy Bailey. I adopted him from a
couple who had gone into a medical care facility. They
told me he was three.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
When I took him to the vet, they told me
he was five and he had a middle name Oliver.
The worst surprise was when I found out he wasn't
housebroken at age five. They never bothered to trade him
and just let him go anywhere. But look at him,
how are you not supposed to He does pretty well now,
it's still not completely housebroken. What's funny is when he

(23:38):
does have an accident, it's in the bathroom, in front
of the toilet.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
He's trying. Yes, good for him, he knows that's where
you go, that's where you guys go. Yeah, it smells right.
How about maybe a ramp? Give me, give me a
break here.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
I can't get He's a little, tiny, little doggie.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
And yesterday we were wearing wigs. Here Tom show that's
available in all our socials. Good morning, This is from Kaylin.
I've been listening to you guys for over twenty years.
You give me the comic relief I need to get
my day.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Started. Watching that wig segment yesterday reminded me of a
photo of our good puppy boy, mister Edmund Fitzgerald. Ak fitz. Oh,
that's great.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
My son lost ships. Yeah, Fitz is wearing a wig.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
Is that a Dalmatian?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
We are in the upper of the up at Michigan.
They insisted on naming our dog after the ship.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
That is hilarious. It looks kind of like a nineteen
seventies talk show host. Yes, it's almost bray like over
his little white face of those brown spots.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
They are.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
What a funny looking dog.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
My son's put the wig on him every Halloween.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Yeah great, I bet it stays on for thirty seconds
of the most.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
He doesn't seem to mind it in the photo. Tom's right,
there's a chance that's that was they got that shot.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
Yeah, my nine year old got a costume from my
smaller dog, and does he hate it doesn't stay on long?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Do you remember what it is?

Speaker 6 (25:11):
It's kind of a clown's hoot thing, but it's got
It's a three piece outfit. It's very complicent.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, man, I like the one where they have a
husky dressed as an ambulance because he's howling and they
have a light spinning on the back of the air.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yesterday.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
I like dog costles where yesterday I saw what an
English set or beautiful dog in a giant hot dog
costume with mustard hunt beautiful, very very nice. We're having
a great Halloween celebration here. A lot of letters about
our photographs wearing the wigs if you had a chance

(25:49):
to see him. Check our social media. We do have
a poster that is out there. We're gonna be augmenting
and adding some more. But it's like a festival of
old man bands and the last Gasp tour. Uh, what's
what was? What's the lead one on there? Even having
in front of me might Gallstones? Yes, and then we

(26:09):
have what is it? Uh, it's a parody of earth
Wind and Fire. Break Yeah, break Wind and Fire, which
and by the way, that's done in the earth Wind
and Fire logo. But if you've got some suggest you said,
Nicky Glazer suggested one erection, it's a possible band.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Somebody wrote old Play. Yeah, that's on the poster like that. Yeah,
I thought of that one yesterday. That's Leave writes and
he says, how about band with the Runs? Incredibly, here's one.
We'd do it.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
We'd have to add Ace to the poster because I
didn't have the picture with Ace, but we could call
it Cosby Pills and Rash Van Allen.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's good and about Cosby Pills, Rash and not young.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Someone said that into I just thought, very good. Nice, nice,
nice tag. Josh, I should appreciate that. Here come the dummies,
Here comes friends, Here come the mummies. If you've got
a gouden, by all means, let us know. We now
rotate letters. Do you have one over there?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Chicken game? Dear Bobby Tom, show my girlfriend baby Mama's
name girlfriend Baby? Yes, is Chauncey.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Oh yeah, She's not nationally known or anything, but I
consider her famous for being a thorough and generous lover.
I'm talking five to one giving to receive.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
All right, great.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Numbers I'm just reading are perfect numbers.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
This comes up because yesterday we were talking about Chauncey
Billups and I asked, you, guys, can you think of
any famous Chaunceys And the only one I could come
up with was Chauncey Gardner from the great movie Being There,
Which have you seen that movie?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And they call him Chance during the movie.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
Yeah, it's the movie is wonderful. It's Peter Sellers, and
it's it's too hard, it's and it's so weird. It's
kind of hard to explain.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I wanted to name my daughter, my youngest, Chauncey. That
it's a nice name.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
It's it's a gender neutral name, and I you know,
there's some day we should do a whole show of
names that were vetoed. I wanted to name my son
Sam Duke. Yeah, and then my mother famously said that
sounds like the name of a tavern owner who uses
the word tavern.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Doesn't get any more haughty than that, doesn't anyway, says
oh chick, by the way, thank you. She usually does
want some of this before I.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Put it away. Oh nice, how about that?

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Just saying love listening to and watching you guys, Mike
and Louisville.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Would like to know, tom if you were able to
obtain some Halloween lights that were approved by the Tripartite Commission.
Went into the hardware store yesterday and uh, thank you
that so far the triparteip Commission didn't have a chance.
I couldn't find one I liked.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Okay, so today I'm gonna have to go to different
hardware store to see Really. Yeah, I'm trying to light
that I have all these skeletons around my front door.
We posted the pictures. Wait till tomorrow they'll be on sale.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
How do you feel about a spotlight? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Yeah, that's what I need to get. But they've got
to be they've got to be able to clear the bushes.
That's I gotta have them on a stand or something.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Maybe if you put them farther out. Yeah, that's where
the driveway. It's complicated, complicated things. I like the more
get the more you got there? You got zero lotline?
What do you got that?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
What you're working with?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (29:30):
No, not really just there are all these bushes out,
but the door sounds lovely.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
What got there in mulberry? Uh? Boxwood? Is it a boxwood?
I have no idea. I am not not a garden.
I like those box woods, don't. I don't know. I
don't know about poison ivy.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
You just like what any anything you want?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
That you got like three balls, almost like a snowman,
like a poodle.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
I don't like those, Yes, And I don't like those
poodle things either. Well, I love I love poodles. I
don't like the shaved weirdo look thing. I saw that
the other day and the person walking well, I can't say.
Never mind, they had there, they had a land here.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
They had a look.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Dear Bob and Tom show. Could it be one of
my could be one of my my favorite letters ever?
This is from Molly. Dear Bob, and Tom show. You
know I'm right on this, all right, that's all I said. Awesome,
I love those.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
You know I'm right on. Thank you, Molly, oh, thank
you very much. Now coming up, we have a bad
news for Andrew. Yeah, no longer Prince Andrew.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Boy, that's the old that only took seven years. Isn't
that the ultimate brother pulling a trick on a brother?
Or you know?

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Yeah, it's so much for short sheeting. So he now
he can go back to his original fake name. We'll
get to that coming up.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
If you're talking about my my king, okay, you know
his name is fake? Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Also coming up in the news, we have body parts
being delivered finally, yes, wings mostly what fingers?

Speaker 5 (31:26):
And yes?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah. We also have squid game news a squid game.
There's another squid game back right? Is it like a
real game show or something I saw that? Is that?
I don't know what. I don't know what the hell
it is?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Inspired by the movie?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
We have the return of a famous soft drink. I
don't know if any of us ever drank this stuff. Okay,
sounds like this might be an ace thing.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Is it poking?

Speaker 5 (31:52):
I don't think it's.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
A red pomp. I want America to know aces laughing.
I don't know if he means it is what COOLi flavor?
Is it?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Go ahead? I don't know. Oh, they make flaming hot pepsi. Now,
well that's kind of what uh.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Men fall pepsi, Godwin says.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I've mumbled it.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
You know something, these days, you never know what's gonna fly.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
True, No, no, no, we know what's gonna fly.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
You get a giant company like Coca Cola, you know,
stepping on their they rarely.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
They've made some big mistakes, but they're rare, aren't they.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
And I do have a question, and I don't know
the answer to this. Is tab still out there?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
You can get it? Yeah, I've seen it. I mean
we had it in here not long ago.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Because I had to suffer through TAB. I could never
get one down. But my aunt, that's all she would
have in that. She wouldn't have coke.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
She would just have you best as you can recreate
her voice for us. Tom, get me a tab.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
That's pretty that's pretty close?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Is that pretty close?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Not quite that much? Yeah, but yeah, I know a
guy who just looks and looks and looks for it.
He's a true tab drink.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
It was Tab was the original diet drink. Okay, then
there was then there went there was another.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Like before there was diet coke and way, yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
A coke product, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I don't remember? I think so.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
And then there for there was there were a couple
of other ones. They were all ghastly, I mean, just awful.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I wonder which one's coming back tab with a great
taste of spute him, Josh, didn't you know a guy
that he would search and search? I mean he was
a true tab hunter. I step on the joke, ammitted, agree,
I didn't. I stand corrected. I like pure coke, well

(33:59):
worth it dog pack was having a stroke. But no,
not only he was trying to send the joke up again.
Not only an obscure reference. Well done, so obscure. You
know what else is well done?

Speaker 6 (34:10):
You might want to add to that something about his
h he's a confirmed batch yeah right, yeah.

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Speaker 6 (35:44):
And we've got a bunch of stuff posted. Do we
get our photograph of a Misshooker with her big mustache
for Halloween?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Posts?

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Speaker 1 (35:50):
Okay?

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Plus we have the photographs of most of us wearing
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Speaker 13 (36:50):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Ah you
god As, We're having a great time. Go out and
make it a great There's Jess Hooker at the Silac
Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick, Josh
Arnold every Halloween everyone.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's
Ace Cosby wearing his pumpkin shirt today. I'm Chick McGhee. Hello, Tom.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Chick McGee of course is at his post. He Prize
Picks Sports desk. I should point this out. Miss Hooker
is dressed as Cheech Marin from Cheech and Chunk. That
she's taking the mustache off.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Well, I believe it's from Up and Smoke.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Is that right? Yeah, she just put it on. You
don't have to keep that on. I know it's very
itchy and weird. Uh, she just put it temporarily so
that cheech. Marin was on Celebrity Jeopardy and he was great.
Yeah he won, giving stoners everywhere a little bit of
hope could easily just be on Jeopardy. Yeah he's great.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
Yeah, he's an art collector and an expert on art
and an interesting guys.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Very funny out with a girl who you could feel
her mustache?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh gosh, was it stubby or fuzzy or fuzzy? Oh?

Speaker 11 (38:09):
Boy?

Speaker 6 (38:10):
This wasn't a Lola situation?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Was it not? That he knows what you mean? Guy? Yeah? Yeah,
you didn't know? Gorgeous girl, but had you? Could you
see the mustache before kissing her? That? When I'm her?
I did in the morning? Okay, boy, yeah, you know
you can't shave it off right if you do it?

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Grossbeck thicker that they.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Make a Yeah, did you notice the Adams apple.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
About the penis? Isn't it amazing how he entuck that?
You know, like you were go to a drag show and.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
You did you ever, you know, get lost in the performance.
I have seen somewhere it. I was like, I, boy,
that is really convincing. Uh.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
That actually least to this letter in a way. A
Dear Bob and Tom show Uh, Josh brought up Peron's disease.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
That's where you.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Need uh potato filled pastries.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Is this oh, I'm yeah. Is this the one where
it curves? Yes?

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Yes, any direction?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
I kind of think so, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
I think there's you know, there is a malady that
some guys don't break it, but they bend it, I guess,
and some of those blood vessels get shut off, so
it it takes a hook either one way or.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
The star tissue can cause it to be well. In
this case, it was a little more serious. He goes, uh,
this comes to us.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
Well, I'll leave his name off of it. My father
had a very bad case of Perne's disease.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
He ended up getting an implant that required some sort
of an air pump.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Oh, yeah, we have heard.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
We've talked about to get it to performance level absolutely well,
and we are. Yeah, someone brought one in.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
You have a little hand.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Uh. So they're like rebock rebock pumps exactly a little
bit pressure, a little bit, yeah, but but you have
an attachment.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
It's in your in the penis.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
So there's a valve on your thing.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
In any event, Uh, my dad ended up gonna implant
that required some kind of air pumping. You had to
prime it to get to quote a performance level.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Well, you triple check the p s I on that,
don't you. It's a little tire on your penis. Yeah,
you want to blowing up like right now it gets
real cold and the tire light comes on.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Wait a minute, what does priming it include?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
I mixing the oil and the gas. That's what it
says here.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
I assume that means the uh air pressure increases and
of creating an erect one. So I can get back
to the point of the letter, he goes some years later.
Some years later, he let me know he had gotten
a new and improved implant.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I thought you were going to say. Some years later
he let me touch it. It gets worse.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
He got the new and improved inmplant. I'll read this
verbatim because mom wore the old one out.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah that's great. That's classic.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Too much information.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Yeah, I don't think i'd want to know that about
my parents.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
They're doing it. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Remember the letter we had from Ali Breen where the
the mom moved in with her daughter after she got divorced,
and all of a sudden she was going out all
the time, and she'd come back from her escapades and.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Tell her tell her daughter all.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
Of the intimate details. Yes, and she the daughter was
really hoping she.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Would cut it out. Yes, Okay, Well.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Dear Bobby Tom Show, Meet Trixie. She's a two year
old Australian shepherd. She's watching Hunting Dogs on TV. Pictured
here in her favorite recliner. A beautiful dog.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Now get a load of this. Actually that looks exactly
like my my Josephine at home. Yeah, Joey's a little
thicker than that though, with two seas she this dog
is trained to jump out of cakes.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
What.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
And this guy says he has tassels for all eight
of her nipples. I think that's silly. Yeah, we're still
working on getting the tassels to spin at the same time.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Okayful.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Oh and by the way, chicks, she also likes to
step on my foot as often as she can.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
It's a sign of love, I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Monkeys start my golden started doing a long time ago.
It comes in from the outside steps right on my
foot if I don't get out of the way. Man,
I think it's a dominant.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
That as much as We've loved these and enjoyed them.
That's it, right, We're done looking at dogs here, Bobby Thompson,
because it started with we just wanted to see if
you if you're a trucker and you have a dog, yeah,
tell us about it. Now we got how we're just
getting a thousand dog pictures a day. And we all

(43:13):
have Instagram.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
This would be really great for your Instagram. You could
do a dog.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Page Halloween, Halloween dog and I would like to see that.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
You can wait till the break.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I'll allow that. That's a special.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
Once again, we have hosted a photograph of Miss Sooker
addressed as cheech Marin on this Halloween Day. Also, we
have a special poster in honor of a wig day.
Yesterday we all put them. We put on wigs and
when we come back, like an aging rock band.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Can you go through the entire Tom Griswold a Halloween
celebration from let's say this afternoon two or three Eastern
and just go through the whole evening.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
I'm not exactly sure what the plan is. Yes, I
got to do.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Are you are you staying at the house? Are you
taking the girls out?

Speaker 6 (43:54):
I don't know who's doing what.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Okay, I've got a car.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
I've got to carve some pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Do you maybe soup at your places? At your place
with the hot soup.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
I don't know what's happening. I really don't. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
You're a good man. You go home ready for order. Kelly.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Kelly was going last night, so we got to figure
out what's happening. Very complicated.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Kelly was gone last night again.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
She had to go to an event. I had to
deal with something and I didn't get home until she.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Yeah, when she comes home, she smell like old spice.
Ever that ever happens, you smell like the sie you see.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
She smells like a twenty four year old tennis pro.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Oh well, that was very specific and almost I had
the quickest answer ever, didn't he.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Wow, we are coming right back. We do have news
from the world of sports. We have pumpkins in the news.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Ravens win by a lot last night.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
We have a the Kardashians. As much as I hate
to bring them up, they have. They're in the news
for two reasons. One of them has the words I
didn't think i'd be reading in my lifetime, vaginal lollipop.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh my gosh, I wonder what that's a.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
It's a thing.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
It's going to be shaped like a.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
We'll find out what that means when we return to
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (45:09):
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and Tom at bobbin toom dot com. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
Silac Insurance News Desk, it's cheats from Cheating Chog Here
you go.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
No, it's Jess Hooker. There's Pat Odwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.
I'm surprised you're not dressed today for Halloween.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Uh no, I'm not. Yeah, you've got the denty Moore
STU spokesman. Yes, look, yes, but I'm certainly in the spirit.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
No, theirsday's Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGhee once again at the Price
Pic Sports desk and editoring the studio.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Man he looks just like him. Oh we have it.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Looks just like Tommy Chong required almost no no uh apparatus.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
This is amazing.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
And look at that spliff, Tom that spliff, it's the
size of a rolling pin. Uh, it's a Jeff oske
in the role of Are those your glass Tommy Chong?

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Look great?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
They look great on you? Yeah, yeah, that's definitely pull
them off. Really, do you look like you look like anything?

Speaker 6 (46:35):
You look like Carl Marx after he smoked weed for
the first time.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Man, you go ahead bend for you.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Know, they called Tom mister related. That is what they said.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Who else had that really famous beard like that?

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Thanks Jeffy.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Well, we have to get a picture now of the
two of you. We've been We've been doing a lot
of visual stuff. Yesterday we did the wigs. If you
didn't see him, they're class. We've got a fake poster
that we're still working if you if you have a
great name for a band of old men on their
final tour. We've come up with quite a few of them,
including uh, Cosby Pills and Rash, Creton's Clearwater Recliner and more.

(47:17):
We'd love to add it to the poster because we're
not done yet. We're gonna We're gonna have the massive
rock festival, uh the last time around. Now we have
a request for you, Pat godwe this comes to us
here from Centerville, Iowa. And before I read this, I
should point this out tomorrow night. Am I getting this right?
Tomorrow night at Screen Bay, Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Indeed, Yeah, Meyer Theater with Greg Han Dave Dyer.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
All right, that'll be a great show. Greg Han, Dave Dyer,
Pat Godwin the Meyer Theater tomorrow. Get tickets at events
ticketcenter dot com for the Saturday night show.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
What are you gonna do with some of your songs
like the you know, blah blah blah stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Like blah blah blah. Oh, I see see take.

Speaker 7 (47:59):
The piano bo piano bar, coffee house? What would you prefer?
Let's go to the piano bar. That's all right, I'll
answer my own question.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
A coffee house makes more sense.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
I think you.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Jointed me to read this request. Sure, this comes to us,
as I said from Donovan in Centerville, Iowa. Could you
lower the volume on that just to hear I love
the show?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Oh yeah, distortions. You like that combination of annoying and
and final. I'm not in charge over here.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
It's as I was wondering if you could get Pat
Godain to play his song Pumpkins Spice it's been stuck
in my head. And the reason and this is there's
a double reason to play this. I understand that there's
a door dash movement of foot to get a pad
of pumpkin spice, which is not on your radar anymore.
You've you've on this, you've been in this health kick.
You've lost fifty pounds, but you're forty maybe okay, sorry, one?

(48:59):
Maybe maybe ten in your line?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Great, trying to very contents, trying to make him feel good,
But no, you're really up to his grip, perfectly going up. Yes,
I showed some of the posters you sound like a big,
fatty fast Well there was a time I showed the
poster to some initially said, oh my god, Pat's lost
so much weight. Well, I gained all that weight for
a movie I wanted to watch. I love that joke.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Uh now, this is a request once again from Donovan.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Do you want to go give me a little more
volume over there where it's handled. I don't handle that.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Okay, please?

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Shes got so shine, April has the shows you is
got to snooon and Baby.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Brings all the flowers.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Novemba's got the tiky, December's got cry, sweet baby Jesus,
But October's got the pumpkin and spies. Come on now,
pumpkins spies, pompcast spies. A little and my lttere it
was shure being nice, But keep it out of my shampool.
Can I give you some advice here? Go easy on

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the pumpkin spies.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh I'm more fun, you know, spies sham chong just
a second, my bad man.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
You know I like it in a candle. I don't
mind it in my tee. Oh but I love it
and hoots even though it's bad for me going out
of my gord headed deree, I have a better fall
because I'm drinking your resk.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
You with the pumpkin spies. I'm addicted to the stuff. Oh,
pumpkin spies. Here, pumpkin spies.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Put it, and you, madam, you so to make your
tooky smell nice.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I don't put it in your doche because no one
what's the smooth shot I'm looking at you? Just hook.

Speaker 7 (50:59):
Go easy on the pumpkin spies. No one wants the
coots that smells like pumpkin spies. Well speak for yourself.

Speaker 14 (51:05):
I will.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
Pumpkin spies, Pompkin spies, to leave it out of mighty
ordering them a pizza slice for you freaks.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
A plumpkin drive with a splash.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Pumpkin gets sleezy on the pumpkin spies or the caves
they gots for lunkin. Yeah, James Brownie put the funking.
Jalo's got the junk in the trunk in, But October
has got the pumpkin spies.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Whoa ah, very much, very nice. Viral requests light on man,
how about that?

Speaker 6 (51:40):
And once again, now we'll get that photograph up of
Jeff Oscy as Tommy Chong and once again miss Hooker
as a cheech marin. Very good and the mustache comes
off and on it does.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
Uh, I decided to find top ten famous mustaches. I
was quite surprise. Number one. Theodore Roosevelt. That's a good one.
I was not on the list. But Wilfred Brimley, Yes,
that was a good one. Actor Sam Elliott, Yes, that's
a great one.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Tom Selleck, of course. You know, Jason Lee's was great.
And my name is earl Oh. Yeah he had a
really good one. Yeah, yeah, Tom Sellick has got it.
I would have thought that would have been number one.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
We're talking about like full really iconic mustache is.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Just yeah, some of the iconic ones. Freddie Mercury's that
was extraordinarily gay looking. That that that seventies Erao gay.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Look, oh he was gay. I know.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
I'm just saying, and he's good for him.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
I'm surprised. Who's the movie guy John Waters? Yes, oh yeah,
that's an iconic mustache. Bomb's is an iconic mustache.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
I'm surprised you haven't mentioned Ben Turpin remember him?

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Oh yeah, wow, Yeah, surprise he hasn't mentioned Hitler.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, I am too.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Usually maybe I hadn't gotten there yet. That certainly is.
You'd think that would never come back into fashion, and.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I don't think it ever will.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
I told I was at a really nice hotel in
Chicago getting my.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Car brought around, and there was a guy with one.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
I thought, what on.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Earth people try to pull it off?

Speaker 11 (53:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Maybe yeah, because you know, they're not trying to emulate it,
but it is.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Now but in their brain, I mean, anything that shape
right there, yeah, right.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Just from the nose that Michael Jordan did it for
a while, remember that.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah? Yeah, Ned Flanders, great mustache, very good. Who's the
Raleigh fingers? Oh yeah, yeah, there's a that's a separate category.
It would be sports mustaches, and then and then there
there are attempted mustache. I never thought Burt reynolds stash
looked very convincing.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Oh I liked it. I think it went with with
his look.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
Yeah, okay, that was.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Kind of dirty. Yeah, this list is okay. Here's the list.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Theodore Thosevelt number one, Joseph Stalin number two, Stylin. Yeah,
Friedrich Nietzsche hard three. That's you think Marx isn't relatable, you.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Go not Nietzsche.

Speaker 14 (54:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
They're trying to bring Nietzsche in.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Freddy Neasch.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Downtown, Freddy Natsch.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
I can't. I can't keep up. This is it Van
Huff or van Go? For God's say, just pick one.
Let me move forward in the in the world of music.
I don't agree with this one. Lionel Richie, Yeah, there was.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
A time he still has one and it is it
is wide Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Frank Zappa Zappa Krappa, I'm going to strangle.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Let me kill mister from Motorhead is great.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
And then Hull Cogan had the famous horseshoe bleached Yeah,
bleached blonde one bleached.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
You mean, you just cannot You are obsessed with people's hair, and.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
It's a bleach. You know, it's a tube. You know,
it's a wig. You know what's wrong with you? Okay,
look at it.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Your sideburns are glorious, by the way, they are good.
They are hanging out way out of your Headphoney, I
love them.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yeah, this is not a criticism, but they are under
the jawline. Now, oh yeah, just slightly under the jaw line.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Really really nice. John Lennon nineteen seventy five, right.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Fan, Yeah, nine, John Lennon. That's well, No, they was
still wround eighty. That was it, eighty Decembery he was wrong.
Oh let's see now, well he was nervous. It's nine. Yeah,
you know it was coming. No, what's what's coming up?
In sports? What do you mean? Thursday night football Ravens

(55:47):
pounding the Miami Dolphins in Miami, Beautiful Miami Gardens. Probably
very humid there last night. I would think cloudy. Uh
we have we have a report suggesting cloudy sad face.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Also Game six of the World serious tonight up in Canada.
Blue Jays have a three game to two lead. They
can wrap it up tonight Okay, we'll see.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
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Speaker 6 (57:35):
Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Once again, coming up,
we have sporting news. We have a prince who's no
longer a prince yikes over for the famed royal family
in the UK. Plus the return of a famous soft drink.
I didn't know this was out of circulation. It's been
gone for a long time. It's coming back and I'm

(57:56):
not sure any of us are drinkers of it. I
will not speculate this is it?

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Is it Doctor Wilson's Morphine Cola.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
It's not one of those people love that.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
It's not one of those sort of smaller companies the
regional It's a huge major soft drink maker is re
releasing one of their classic products. And it's not tab.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Doctor Bagstrom's opium liquid. That's right.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Hundreds won't benefit from a nice long nap.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
You can't drink just one. Hey, this stuff is addictive.
Does this sure is? Does this cola start with a
J No, No, it's not jolt. I thought it would
be Jolt cola. Yeah, that was that was That was
the first ultra caffeet Ultra caf Yeah, is that gone?
I would think it would be ripe for coming back.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
Yeah, And now's the time we'll find out about what
I'm talking about in general, uh and specifically as well.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
We returned to.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
As I like to say, a to say, when we return,
we'll be back.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
And that'll happen when we come back, of course in
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Bob and Tom Show. That's a great show. Hi, welcome
back to the bobbin Top Show, the Silac Insurance News Desk.
It's Jess Hooker or is it cheat from Cheaching Chong?
There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Chong, a man.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
You might know him as Jeff Oske. There's Josh Charnold. Hello,
he's at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's
Ace Cosby. I'm chick McGhee at the Price Picks Sports desk.

Speaker 6 (59:39):
Hello, Tom, I'm telling you, Jeff Oscy, you could take
Tommy Chong's passport and get through customs.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Look, you look just like him. It is really something.
It's great. And jes just off.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they are making quite the quite the
living Cheech and Chong on online with their with their pot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Oh yeah, edibles and yeah, they've been in here a
couple of times.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
One of the funny things. I remember we were talking
to him in the early days, so this I forgot,
what would this be like seventy three ish when they
first started doing their act, people would rain down on
them with joints. Yeah, And I said, you didn't smoke those,
did you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Because and of course they of course they did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
And then of course in those in those days, though
the average street pot was I recently read one thirtieth
the THHC content of today's so but I imagine they probably
have been getting the good stuff for quite some time.
Crazy that Chong went to jail. I mean, I think
even the most staunch anti drug person would go.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Right, you know, he went to jail for selling bongs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I know, I know, really ridiculous. Yeah, it was something
very the man didn't need to go to jail, Thank you, Josh.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Yeah, we're gonna dip our toes into the world of sports.
I'll remind you that the Chick McGee picks are posted
on the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
What is Again nut Instagram. The Chick McGee also.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Posted the photographs from our wig wearing event yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Don't cheat yourself, it's it's well worth the look to
see that picture.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
Plus, we have the new Woodstuck poster that we threw together.
We're going to be adding to that today. If you've
got a great name for a band of aging folks,
three days of peace and quiet. That's the motto of
the Woodstock Festival. And you knowice, instead of the guitar
with the dove on it, it's a crutch with with
a buzzet with a buzzard on it. Oh yeah, we
have fun here in the show now and once again

(01:01:50):
we have mister McGhee at the Price Picksports.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Lamar Jackson last night in Miami throws for two hundred
and four yards and four touchdowns and the Baltimore Ravens
round Miami.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Dolphins twenty eight to six. Lamar eighteen to twenty three
in his first start since Week four. Ravens won their
second straight as they hoped to make a run in
the AFC North. Tight End Mark Andrews made two touchdown catches.
Jackson's other touchdown tosses tight end Charlie Colaran, receiver Vershod Bateman.
Derek Henry rushes for one hundred nineteen yards on nineteen

(01:02:22):
carries and hits the twelve thousand yard mark in NFL history.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
In one game cumulative. Oh gosh. NBA winners outside Orlando,
Olta City lot of ninety eight yard run Hawkey, San Antonio,
NHL last night, Saint Louis taking it on the chin
in a shootout with Vancouver forty three. Yeah, and the

(01:02:49):
shootout what are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Philly, Tampa, Bay, Boston, Ottawa, Carolina, Winnipeg, Pittsburgh, San Jose,
and Detroit all win and by the way, shootout Ottawa
beat Calgary four four to three.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Are you on the Calgary bandwagon or are you on
the Calgary bandwagon the former Calgary, Yes, because I've heard
Canadian people insists it's Calgary. Man, I'm going I'm sticking
with Calgary as well.

Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
I heard some French guy called it Perie, and I say, hey,
you got it wrong there, Pierre.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Why don't you give up?

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Get a load of this?

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
Do you, by the way, do you I don't like
the shootout thing. Oh I do regular season hockey, it's great.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
You don't like any of the overtime process sees.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I don't know, especially in soccer, it's really dumb. Play
the game.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
It's like adding it. It's like instead of instead of
instead of finishing up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
The game, we're gonna bowl frame.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Oh you do realize if you do it that way,
it could be unlimited how how long they skate and play?

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
I mean, like the World Series last week. I mean
they get rid of it in the in the postseason
and that's fantastic. So but in the regular season it
works really well.

Speaker 12 (01:04:18):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
And they don't do the man automatically on second base
in the playoffs in Major League Baseball like they do
in the regular season.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
You go to extras guy on second pig.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Why if it's good enough for the postseason, why are
they doing in the regular If that's the one rule that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I yeah, that's really stupid. Kind I'm with you on
that one.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
I don't it's like, well, tell you what, instead of
going over nine innings, we're gonna play t ball.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Well, what's the difference where you let the pitching coach
pitch to our guys?

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
No difference between a ghost runner and a man on
second base and a lawn chair being the umpire. It's
the same thing. Why are they chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
I though, agree with these overtimes. We agree you should
really get it done in regulation. That's right. Overtime is
sort of an extra. Hey, all right, it's no.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
And then they well we didn't get the ball, Well
you should have taken care of things in regulation.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
No, no, you both teams should touch the ball statistically.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
No, it should just And then the tie. I think
it works in some sports. Yes, but a tie is
like kissing.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Your sister is incredibly hot. Although her beard is not dark,
it's nice blonde.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Did you ever catch your sister bleaching or narrowing her
face in any way? No? No, no, jam no, No,
she didn't need to. She was just a perfect woman.
Been in the cover of Cosmopolity. That tells you something.
He's in love. He's very proud of he's in love,
should be proud. Good morning. Oh he wants to kiss
her first? Your brothers.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
That'd be weird because I've kissed my mom.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
And you know, did she ever participate somewhere when you
and the brothers would prance around naked with just your
towels around your neck playing bear man.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
I've been informed by my brothers that I was the
only one who played bear man?

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Is that right? Come on, guys, please join me, Come on.

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
Be naked with me. See we'd be upstairs in the
loft at the cottage.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Yeah, at the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
And what you know, and what what part of Michigan
was this?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Harbor Springs, Harbur's beautiful, beautiful over overlooking the most beautiful
little Traver's Bend, most beautiful place on the deepest Tarboro
natural he on Earth, most beautiful place on earth. Quality
of the people there, I'm not sure you'd be a
louder than city limits. And we're one of the bigger planets.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
I'll explain you. Just you take your towel, make sure
you grasp around your neck and you click it on.
Will you take that one of those things cloins and
then and then you become bear man and you fly
around between them. Because it was aloft, there were all
these bets up there, and you die from one bed.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
To the other santo a hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Technically, the towel makes you not bear man. Right.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
You know, all good superheroes have a cape name on
the Black Panther doesn't have a cape.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Wolverine doesn't have a cape name a good movie.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Iron Man doesn't have.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
A Captain America O cape songs general, no cape. He
doesn't have a cap. He makes it very clear.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
He doesn't have a Captain. Marvel Captain ca Okay, and
by the way, Captain Marvel is a man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Okay. Let's move forward here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
A man in Utah had his thirty five year old
Geo Metro automobile destroyed by smashing it with a nearly
two thousand pound pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
That's kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Alan Giebert, who grows giant pumpkins, first one viral earlier
this year, a story about his devotion to the compact
coop that he drives his beloved nineteen ninety one Geometro
finally gave out. He decided he would up one of
his pumpkins on it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
You don't see those anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
The Utah Utah Giant Pumpkin Festival. I just saw some
pumpkins yesterday. No, no, sorry, I at the Geometro.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
But I accept that he dropped the giant pumpkin fourteen
stories onto his car. Oh, I'd like to see it
at a place called he Haw Farms.

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
We have we have some photographs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Fantastic, Oh drive crane and it's everything you wanted to be. Yes,
my goodness, wow man, it just obliterates the car and
then the pumpkin.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Of course, that guy sitting in there at a helmet.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Of pumpkin pie for everyone. There was a guy in
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Well, sure, you got to make sure it's a bark.
You gotta keep his foot on the break now.

Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
Actually, if I'm not mistaken, Chick McGhee once had a
Renault alliance.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Yes I did.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
It was a notoriously bad car and you had that
crushed at a monster truck show.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
I h yeah, a monster truck ran over at home.
I don't know one of the wives at the time.
I forget which one it was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Keep trying.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
The geo Metro.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Do you remember I got rear ended when I first
got that car and the driver's seat snapped back. It
snapped in half at the bottom. Oh man, So I
had to go to a junk yard and get a
replacement seat that would fit the car. But it didn't fit.
The upholstery didn't match.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
So there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Yeah, it was a mixing match. Something they teased me
about it. Guess who teased me the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Most old Uhl's cool, cool cool.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
If you get a chance, check out the video of
the giant pumpkin it is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
It is very cool.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
There might be video of that or no alliance being
crushed around here somewhere. Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure there is.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Okay, nice, stupid world record.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
I said nice. I would like to say I thought
you went nice. Oh no, no, no, no, I know, I know.
If I've sent that to you in a text, that's
all you would have read it. Oh yeah, nice.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
A company in a company in Kazakhstan has set the
Guinness Roll Record for the largest parade of one humped
camels station.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Okay, yes, yes, one is less than two.

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
You got your one hump and you got your two hump.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Can now if you have a two hump camel, is
it traditional to ride between the humps.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Or I would think between the humps or is it
one in front of that?

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
I thought it was at the neck.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
In front of two humps.

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
That's a great question.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
It's between the humps, is it. I don't maybe so
it's like it's hump. Aren't you between humps right now?

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Josh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I am yeah, I am yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
A total of two hundred and fifty two camels walked
in the parade, surpassing the minimum requirement of two hundred.
The successful attempt was organized by something called Dollt Beckett
l LP to celebrate farmers who play a vital part
in the country's agriculture.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
Well, that's a shock. Usually farmers Wait a minute, is
without what they do agriculture?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
This is there's a great picture of this. These are
beautiful animals.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
How to ride a camel? Twelve steps with pictures? All right?

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
Are they the one hump or two?

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Number one? One hump? You get on the hump, you get.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
On the hump.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
You do don't they have?

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Well the time I did it, they had they had
like a little gizmo.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
Up there right pedestal.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Yeah, yeah, that was sort of a seat thing saddle.
So there are no it wasn't I'm not. It is
kind of a but it's it's it's like a like
an apparatus that kind of cleared the humph. I guess
technically it was more of a seat than a saddle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Okay, mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
But the one humped I hope they did it on
a Wednesday. Oh, because I have some DJ there. You
talk about hump Day.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
We have two hundred and fifty camels here celebrating agriculture.
We brought in some farmers. Well, no, you're gonna get
the lead out. You know, there's a chance you don't
ride two humped camels. Everything I'm seeing, and this is
my third how to ride a camel at all? Single humps?

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
I heard two humps are less agreeable than one.

Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
Hump, this says, Okay, wait a minute, one hump. One
humped camels, Uh. Dramedary have shorter hair and longer, more
slender legs, adapted for hot climates. Two humped camel's back
tree and camels have long, shaggy coats and shorter limbs
for cold the cold deserts of Central Asia.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Okay, most tourists camel rides use dramedaries. Yes, and dramedaries
are two humps. Nope? One one hump sounds like one
of those prescription drugs they advertise on late night TV.
You know, ever since I took Dromedary, I can kayak sure,
wife overreact drama. It tastes just like milk, right alas.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Side effects include blood in your stool.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Listen to those. Camels are often called the ships of
the desert.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
Oh yeah, oh yes, yes, absolute what Yeah, I'd never
heard of caravans by James Mitchener.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Oh I'd like to, I know you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
But they're they're all being escorted, but no one's riding
them in this pray, They're all.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Just being escorted. Got a guy walking in front of him? No,
that is that sports. You would always approach a camel
from the side, oh really, not from behind, get kicked,
probably right, and let the camel sniff your hand. It's
a way of saying hello in camel language, is what
it says.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Really, And of that to dogs, don't you always put
a fist out, not your fingers, and let him take
us take a sniff.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Yeah, oh, you put your fist out. I put my
fingers that I never fist always seemed threatening to me.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
You're supposed to make a fist.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Well, urban dogs, you can just put a fist out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
You're not supposed to make a fist.

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
What are you high five?

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
You're just supposed to hang your You're not supposed to
do it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Do thisodles? Oh yeah, my dad used to take that
motion a lot. Anyone want groon when talking about certain Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Look at this over here.

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
Thank you Archie coming up in the news, miss hook
or what have you got over there?

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
We have some Halloween news to kick off the news.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
That's coming up on them a few days and then
we'll have the news come back and have the news.

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
And old soda is coming back. Tom tease that earlier
and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Not joke Cola.

Speaker 6 (01:14:59):
No, I don't know if any of any of us
ever had.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
My son that was his favorite growing up because it
tastes just like another soda.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
It was the one that's coming back. Yeah, I thought
it was a total rip off of the other one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
It is.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Oh I know what it is now and I'm excited. Okay,
it's coming back. We'll find out about that. And oh also,
we got a cool thing about uh kind of a luthier,
oh you know, guitar maker. Sure, except this guy makes harps.
Oh yeah, my name is Lex.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I make evil guitars.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
We'll find out about Lex from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
We are the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (01:15:46):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Should catch any part of the show you missed later
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Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
The day for that. Welcome back to The Bob and
Tom Show. Jeff, I'll hurt the news desk. Hello, there's
Pat Godwin, Hey Chick. There, here's Jeff Hoske, Hey man
as Tommy Chong. There's Josh Charnold with a confession about
uh lyrics I had wrong for a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Oh okay, there's as consby. I'm Chick McGee at the
Price Pick Sports Desk. Hello Tom uh Hello Chick McGee.
I know I'm intrigued.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Tom. You up. You made a poster for wood Stock,
which is our band, our new band, right well, the
name of the band is oh I'm sorry festival. Yeah yeah,
it's a festival and our band is a break Wind
and Fire and we have the original earth Wind and
Fire logo.

Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
It's and instead of three days of Peace of love,
it's three days of peace and quiet. And it just
shows us as old guys with wigs on on that
you know, those bands go out for that one last time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
And I'm a big fan, by the way, yes, of
all those tours, but Woodstock that got me thinking, that's
all soul Man. I used to think the lyrics up
until like ten years ago, where I was educated at Woodstock,
meaning like, oh, he learned a lot while experiencing that
Griff festival. I guess I'm not familiar with that. That

(01:17:15):
familiar with us educated from good Stock, from good Stock,
is what he's saying. And I should have known, because
Soulman came out two years before Woodstock happened. I would
have been really pressing.

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Yes, yesterday I mentioned this, and I forgot I did
a little bit of homework. We were talking about the
band the Jefferson Airplane. They would evolve into the Starship,
et cetera, et cetera. They had a bunch of great
big hits. A Gray Slick. I believe it was her birthday,
she's eighty five or she was the lead singer of
the Jefferson Airplane, and she actually planned at one point

(01:17:51):
she was going to spike Richard Nixon his punch at
the White House. There was an event in nineteen sixty
nine and She had been invited to the White House
because she was an alumnus of Finch College, which is
where one of Nixon's daughters had gone, and they didn't
realize it was the famous Christ's slick. The invitation was

(01:18:13):
under her maiden name, Grace Wing, so they didn't know
that they were inviting her.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
She brought a famous so called yippie, Abby Hoffman as
her guest, and they brought along a vial of LSD.
They wanted to slip it into Richard Nixon's tea. The
Secret Service recognized mister Hank.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Let him in.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
The plan did not go well. Wow that I mean,
can you imagine Dick Nixon on acid?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I am not a crook cuckoo kachew. I am the Walrus.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
Time now to switch gears, leave the world of sports
because we have misook her dressed as Tommy Chong.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Cheech Maren, What did I say?

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
I'm sorry, Tommy Chong is mister Oski and that's Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
You look just like him.

Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
Yeah, that's crazy, and we'll have a Miss Hooker once
again deliver some news from the Silac Insurance news desk.
What's happening?

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Coca Cola is relaunching mister pib All right. Mister PIB
was first introduced in the nineteen seventies to compete with
Doctor Pepper, but was discontinued in two thousand and one.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
They continued with PIB extra and that's all that's been
available for years.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
That's true. And then they also discontinued that. What Yeah,
PIB extra went away to Coca Cola said that the
new mister PIB packs an intense sweet cherry flavor complimented
by a hint of caramel and a spicy finish.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
It's not a bad answer to doctor Pepper. Yeah, they
have they have diet pibn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
I don't think so.

Speaker 9 (01:19:52):
But he's had all this time and there's still just
a mister. You didn't even get associates in that time
to compete against the doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
That's true, age. I would have thought maybe he'd now
be missus pibs.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I also doctors will contain thirty percent more caffeine than
PIB extra.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Jolkola is perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
That's was the first one that came up that I
was aware of. That was they said this has a
ton of caffeine. I had no idea PIB was so
loaded in caffeine. Is there a uh, mister PIB mascot
like there is for you know, mister clean or.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
I don't know. I mean, there isn't really a doctor
Pepper mascot. It sort of looks like the Pringles guy.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
Oh there is one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
There a strange.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Problem that goes that sounds right?

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
Yeah, of course it does. Yeah, mister, I did read this.
They make one with one hundred percent real sugar. That's
called signor pibh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Oh nice, didn't you say You've always said you went
to school with somebody who could tell the difference between
all the sodas.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
I bet, I bet I could do that, Stevenson.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
Could you could line them up? You could pick out
your RC cola, your diet?

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Right? That was? That was?

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
That was liquid turd.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
That's that's wrong with diet, right? Oh? God? And tab awful?

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
But I know it was. Is tab kind of like
the McRib where they bring it out and or is it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Floating around cinnamony thing? Didn't it?

Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
I don't remember that it was. It was I think
it was all saccharin.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
You hear tales about somebody searching for for tab every
now and then on the here and now.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Yeah, a tab hunter, I believe. No, that's not what
I didn't. I could tell he wasn't asking for that,
wasn't wasn't wasn't fishing for that. One of thes for
mister Pip when it came out was mister pibb, it
goes down good and then not a cola, not a
root beer, mister, just doctor Pepper. It's a cherry coke.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Right, you really like cherry and caramel and vanilla. There's
it's a lot of flavoring.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
So it is, mister Pip. It's not Doctor Pip's okay,
right doctor Pepper?

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
Is Doctor Pepper a PhD?

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Or is he a physician? You know what it's going
to really make you said? Philosophy? Oh my gosh. And
not only that, but I think it's an honorary. Yeah. Hey,
Chricter Guard loved it. Have you ever played Doctor Pepper poker?

Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
It's like tens, twos and fours or wild or something.
The numbers that are on the label. Oh really, doctor Pepper.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
Yeah, I hope they're stripping involved.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
I look forward to having a mister pib Yeah, that's right.
I like how it tingles the nose.

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
Maybe we should help them develop a There should be
a mascot.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
You think so? Yeah, then a car some sort, the
pibmobile a car?

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
What is is a PIB a thing? I know what
a pip is.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Pip is a mark on the dice. Right, we could
make a car. We could like, you know, pip my ride.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Yeah, Oh, I'm making progress. Give me a teacher. What's
what's coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I was gonna boo, but I decided, Well you got
the reference. He didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
Oh, I know what pimp my ride is?

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Are you sure correctly? Who's the host? Probably?

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Well, you nailed it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Never hear Augie Smith hunk about Uh what is it?
Pimped my house?

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Yeah? Just how the term pimp did not become a
verb crack for my house. I want to do that,
thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
Uh coming up? Oh, I didn't know this. There's a
serious penny shortage. There is, and it's causing some technical problem.
Now doesn't it cost war to make a petty than
it does? They're worth a petty.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
We'll be back with that. Guy. Let me have a right.
I actually heard this the other morning.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
I was in and out of the store, and there
was a radio station on and the guy was saying.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Did Jude all of that chocolate started out as a beverage?
It did a beverage. I'll be right the more with him.
I'm not joking.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
There used to be a guy driving in this may
always made me howl. He would It was a country station,
but the guy would come on and he'd go because
he had he had no personality, nothing to say. Well, no,
it's time for today's today's horoscopes and read the horoscopes
for like three minutes, then you go. These are just

(01:24:40):
provided for your entertainment pleasure. They do not necessarily mean
that's gonna happen. He had to do a disclaimer. I
like that guy. You do.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
No, I'd listen to that guy. You that guy, Okay,
not chocolate beverage guy. I'm rather here to draw the beverage.
She's got something going on. We are in the Rally
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
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Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
From Cheach and Chong at the Silac Insurance News desk.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Oh, I like that way? This better better? Yeah, it
looks like Cheech has been on a motorcycle.

Speaker 6 (01:25:42):
Your mustache is pointing up.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
That very much. And there's Jeff oske as Chong that's right.
Are you gonna like that baby up? Uh? Ten oh one?

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
There's Pat Godwins, Hey, chick, we need to get you high.
Pat just old time sake.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
You said, show you don't want to see that show?
That show? Yeah? I know they.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
I know that most rehab programs recommend an annual let's
go back and try it again the California.

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Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
And you know Christmas is a coming or is it
breathing hard?

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
You go to Stephen Singer for all your Christmas there's
a's cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Hello, Tom,
you look confused. What's the problem.

Speaker 6 (01:26:48):
I just kind of a coincidence. I was trying to
find out if mister PIBB had a mascot because they're
they're re releasing mister Pibb. And it said, a, uh,
this particular article, it's a Coca Cola product, and it
said there's a They describe it as a suite of
online videos promoting mister pib and mister pibs zero. It's

(01:27:14):
called mister pib zero Sugar voiced by comedian Roy Wood
Junior speaking of I.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
Just realized that I didn't send him the zoom link
and that's probably why he has it called Oh you did.

Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
Okay, we're in theory going to talk with Roy Royce.
I'm uh uh part way into Roy's new book. I
just got it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
We kind of thought he'd be running late.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
And he is going to be hosting the MLB Awards
next week too, so that'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Major League Baseball, he's hosting everything is in any event,
that's I did had no idea that this mister Pib
thing would kind of coincide with his how weird and
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:27:53):
I do not see a specific, uh animate animate with
animated cartoon there, thank you cartoon version of a mister
pib Okay, so I don't know if there's a character known.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
As mister pib. There isn't a How do you know?
Because I looked it up and I knew already. Where'd
you look it up? And you have books? I know
on the internet, you have dumb dumb Why do you
I need an answer to this question? You ask us
questions all the time, and we answer them and we're
correct the time. Yes, Yet you still look it up

(01:28:24):
on the internet and you want that tries to tell
us the answer we just gave him, Yes, like what
happens all the time. That's not true. By the way,
there is no mister pib but I just look it up. Yeah,
got me.

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
Okay, Well, see if we're going to talk to Roy
today or not. I'm not sure Roy's new book is.
It's a memoir, but it's about being a dad cool
and his experience with his father, who is a very
interesting guy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
By the way, of course, memoir in French, for I
made it up.

Speaker 6 (01:28:50):
Now let's return to a good joke to the Silac
insurance news desk with a cheech marin, I mean no, no,
it's a misshooker.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
Some parents in mental health experts worry that Halloween decorations
are becoming too scary. While some Halloween fans are decorating
their homes with creepy clowns, dismembered bodies and tons of blood,
parents are grappling with how to keep their children from
becoming too scared. Licensed clinical psychologists reginam Is Scarrow told
The Times, I think we need some self imposed restraints

(01:29:22):
on what we put out there because it reflects our thoughtfulness.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
You got you have to know how old the kids are, etc.
You don't want to have like some kind of a
jump scare thing where they come to the door and
you know, a skeleton jumps at.

Speaker 5 (01:29:35):
Him or yeah, but that's kind of the that's the
go to is that you look like a scarecrow, but
there's actually somebody in there and they jump out when
the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Coming twelve year olds.

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
There's a crazy display in my neighborhood that it looks
like a skeleton coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Of the ground giant ones.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Yeah, yant and he's actually yeah pushing, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
And then there's a full standing one of the same thing.
It's the same proportions, it's like twenty feet to all
those are so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
But I don't have any scary things. I have Halloween decorations,
but none of them to scare a kid, because I
it's for the kids. My gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Yeah, what do you have on your front porch right
now for the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Hanging from the front porch? Or some bats and ghosts?
Oh okay, they're friendlyish looking. And then I have a
Frankenstein like candle holder and a Dracula candle holder. Oh
is that right? And I can light those up. Do
you put a bowl out with the candy or you
hand them out? I sit there, I sit out there
in my chair and yeah, yeah, rocking chair. It is
it does rock nice, very nice.

Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
Now let's see. Now I'm trying to think, uh, I
have ohh, I have the witches and then the skeletons
all around the door.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
You have a picture of that.

Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
Now, that's not gonna jump out and scare it. No, no, no,
they're a fixed position. There's about ten skeletons full size.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Right around the door. There. It looks great. Yeh.

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
So I'm trying to forgure how to light them for
the evening.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
That's gonna be my ask today. I'm telling you the spotlight.

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
Yeah, I'll get it figured out.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
It would look like a movie premiere those spots. Oh
that's yeah, that great idea. Yeah, it'll be cool.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
I wonder where. Yeah, I bet you could rent those.
Don't they rent those for like people's birthdays and everything?

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
Absolutely, look a big laser.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Yeah, look, lordy, lordy, look who's forty?

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
By the way, is the photograph of Chick as the
Frankenstein monster on our social media?

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
We didn't we Austin made it. It's what are our
thumbnail for YouTube today?

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
Okay, he did elongate your forehead.

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
Yeah it does look I do look like frank It's
the it's the Boris karlof Frankenstein monster and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Can we get that picture somehow?

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
It's really good because no, because Josh and I are
are are absolutely in character. Yeah, you've got something, you're
wearing something Christy's like a benevolent witch or whatever it is.
Tom literally unaffected and just looks like a normal guy
in the picture.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Knight of dressed a.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
Crazy grin but there's nothing done to his face, nothing
at all.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
I'm like the normal normal person in the monsters and you're.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Butt and I'm really but hurt about it. And no
one talked to me about No one pat can relate
to that. No one showed me the proofs photo control.

Speaker 5 (01:32:28):
Yeah know how much time we would lose if we
tried to run everything by you?

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
I would really most of the time would be trying
to find him and get him to answer the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
I would really love that. When have I not ever
answered the phone?

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
I would never call you? We have Uh, we'll get
there sometimes, old face love. This radio show has been
very visual the last couple of days. We tried the
wigs on yesterday. The photographs from that and the Woodstock
Festival are posted on various social media platforms well worth reviewing.
The Frankenstein chick thing is perfect? Did we find it?

Speaker 9 (01:32:59):
It should up here in just a second if you
haven't we no one come in and Josh came dressed
as a bounty paper towel.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
I think, yeah, you can get a roll of paper towels.
That's an easy one.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
I am the quicker picker up an axe. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
I know I have an axe to grind. Yes about commies? No, no, no, no,
he likes commies. So there we go. There we are. Okay,
there's the thing. Look at it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
The chick is The chick is absolutely perfect. Well yeah,
but all of us are. And there Tom is just
holding a pumpkin.

Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
No, I think the idea is I'm scared, I'm screaming.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
I'm frightened. There you go. Oh, I don't know why
they have me wearing a jacket with a I would
never wear a baseball cap and a jacket button the
top button.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
None of this is real, guys. It's a thumbnail. We're
going to use it for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
It's wonderful. Yeah, it's great, it is great.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
What are you dressed as?

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Jess, I'm a mummy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
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Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
Thank you very much. Chick McGee. Coming up, we may
or may not be talking to the author of The
Man of Many Fathers Life Lessons disguised as a memoir
by Roy Wood Junior. I'm pretty deep into it. It's
a great book. Are we gonna We'll see if we
can talk to Roy. I will get that organized. Also,
we have some exciting things going on in the world
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Speaker 6 (01:36:30):
Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. It's good to see. We're
gonna get hooked up by think in just a second
with comedian Roy Wood Junior. The man is a fine
stand up comedian and he's a sleep there. He is,
Hey Roy now an author. The book is called The
Man of Many Fathers Life Lessons disguised as a memoir.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
I'm a couple hours in. Roy.

Speaker 6 (01:36:55):
I just got it yesterday on and you you did
the audible version. You read it, and I enjoy the
fact that there are.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Some bad words in there, especially you start.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
Even though it's about fatherhood and fathers, it starts off
with a lot about your mom and some of your
adventures with your mom. It's great stuff. I'm really fascinated
by the background of your life in a couple of
exotic spots. You lived in a bunch of different places,
and I have a question I want to ask right

(01:37:29):
away about it, and it's about you don't have an
You don't have a Southern accent at all, and yet
you were an.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
I don't know where you got that. They're from time.
What you got to figure out mine.

Speaker 6 (01:37:40):
Because you spent the bulk of your time in Birmingham
and then you were in Tennessee, you were in Mississippi.
And my question is is did you work on losing
your accent or did you ever have one?

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
And I asked this.

Speaker 6 (01:37:52):
I remember we spoke to Dan Rather once and he
was from Texas and he said, when he started in broadcasting,
he had to work on getting rid of his accent.
And your dad was a famous broadcaster, and I've had
occasion to hear a lot of him lately. Your late
father some recordings of your dad, and he had an

(01:38:12):
amazing voice. Did that was that part of the reason
you're so You have such a great speaking voice.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
I think so.

Speaker 8 (01:38:20):
My dad would force me to repronounce words. My mother's
a college educator. My father is a journalist who must
always enunciate every word and use every muscle in your
thro So it just wasn't there. Then I majored in journalism,
and then they make you take voice in diction classes.

(01:38:41):
And I granted, I was learning how to speak proper
English in the Florida Panhandle. So I don't know if
I ever was taught proper English in Tallahassee, but it
slowly kind of just got dissolved away. But I will
tell you, if you give me enough liquor, well I
data so the next thing don't come right back and.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
Like, man, well you muld have fallen up.

Speaker 7 (01:39:06):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
We had a great new Him day.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
I used to always notice that Barack Obama would sort
of shift gears in front of certain audiences with his voice.

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
One of the funny things you talk about in the book.
You had a very unusual living arrangement with your dad
off and on. But he would drag you to the
radio station at five in the morning, which is what
I did to my sons for years, and you would
sit there in the air booth and watch him. And
if you made any noise, he'd whack you with the newspaper.

Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
I didn't know that this noise is going out over
the air to millions of people in syndication. I'm trying
to enjoy a biscuit from Hearty's and my dad could
literally just be talking and then you could just hear
him in the W A, G, G, W and N
news center. I'm Roy Wood at the top, it's seven.

(01:39:58):
You could just hear like a stud of Oh, that
was the slat.

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
And we should point out Roywood Junior was our guest.
He's a very fine stand up comedian and his father
was a very distinguished broadcaster, a very serious guy, very
tight with a dollar. You tell some great stories about
your ability to earn money on the side without telling
him because he didn't want to part with a dollar.
But he was very well known and I went everywhere

(01:40:25):
with the civil rights movement, went to Vietnam, went to Africa,
covered all kinds of stuff. But what struck me is
you mentioned that you would follow him around on weekends
and he would be doing like lectures at churches, et cetera.
And you said that kind of reminds you of what
your career has been like. Standing in front of crowds.
But maybe I'm not deep enough in the book. Did
your father have a sense of humor at all?

Speaker 8 (01:40:46):
No, I don't think my dad ever laughed. Like he
might have laughed at the barbershop or something, but like
he never watched sitcoms either. Like when I really sat
and really reflected about my pops, because you know, the
book is essentially like, well, you need to know who
he is and know who I am. But he died
at sixteen, so I learned stuff from other people. But
when I really reflected, my dad did nothing but watch

(01:41:08):
the news and Jeopardy. That's it. There was no chuckles,
not never. Well, you remember the Soul Training story. My
dad didn't know how to have fun. My dad could
have been a part of the Soul Train empire with
Don Cornelius. And then told Don Cornelius, nobody wants to
watch black people dance for an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
It's a terrible idea.

Speaker 6 (01:41:32):
And your dad is the guy that's got Don Cornelius
into rockey.

Speaker 14 (01:41:38):
Yeah, hiring from the Chicago Police Department said hey man,
you got a good boy, stop carrying a gun and
come hold this microphone.

Speaker 8 (01:41:46):
And Donna greed and built the whole empire. So my
dad did nothing but cover struggle and all of the
worst moments globally from the nineteen fifties, all the ways
saved through the Rodney King riots. I just think somewhere
in there you just lose your ability to laugh. I
just I just think he lost it. And I don't

(01:42:06):
think he ever really knew smiling or happiness or anything
like that.

Speaker 6 (01:42:11):
Did you ever do anything funny in front of him?
Obviously you didn't become a stand up comedian for until
he'd been long gone. But did you ever like do
a speech in front of him or a class anything
like that?

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:42:23):
Well, I got in Duncan Booth in the seventh grade
for my soccer team to raise money for uniforms, and
he came and catching me out at the bake sale
about you know you, nobody's fool and nobody needs to
be out here getting dunk in water for uniformed You
are being foolish.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
We're talking to Roy Wood Junior.

Speaker 6 (01:42:45):
Roy's book is called The Man of Many Fathers Life
Lessons disguised as a memoir. I'm a couple of hours
into that. I'm doing the audio book Roy and there's
uh there's there's a little bit of cursing in it,
even as a youth, but on yours on stage, you know,
you don't curse a lot on stage, No, not a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:43:06):
And I felt like if I was quoting someone and
something that they would have actually said, then we're gonna
let the customer fly, don't We don't let it fly
here and there, Just to just to add a little
bit of flavor to the book, a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
One thing I didn't know. I may not have the
number right, but you were when you were born. Your
dad was what sixty something?

Speaker 8 (01:43:30):
Yeah, my dad was sixty three when I was born.
But I had to give context to that because sixty
three is one of them ages that could look a
lot of different ways. My dad was sixty three, but
he looked forty five.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:43:43):
He was one of them. He was one of them
old players like that. My mom was thirty or thirty one,
I think somewhere in that. So it's it was a
different relationship. And I think once you get to an
age where your parents can give you advice, if you
have older parents, you don't really get the same childhood.
You don't get to play catch and throw the ball

(01:44:04):
and walk in the park. You get people that are
trying to prepare you for life because they feel like they.

Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
Don't have a lot of time left with you.

Speaker 8 (01:44:12):
And I think that's kind of where my father and
I his relationship got reduced to him just kind of
taking me around to grown up stuff and him telling
me about life as a whole and less so about
let's talk about who you have a crush on.

Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
And your dad had a lot of lady friends and
it was very complicated situation. I'll let people to read
the book find out about that. On a different note,
we were talking about the return of mister Pibb and
I was doing some homework and it says that a
guy named Roy Wood Junior is the voice of the
mister p there.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
I had no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:44:46):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
Are you are you a fan? Do they give you?

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
Do you get paid in like cases of mister pib
for life?

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
Do you know what's crazy? They don't give you mister Pibb.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (01:44:57):
I guess they figured we gave you money, go buy it. Yeah,
that will be I've always been a fan of mister
pib and I have to give a shout out to
wonderful Tallahassee named Gloria ended up trying to keep him
a forward focus who showed me how to put lemon
in mister Pibance's the flavor. I had never known that.

(01:45:20):
Thank you, Gloria. If you somewhere listening from prison.

Speaker 6 (01:45:25):
We're talking with comedian Roywood Junior. Roy has been one
of our favorites from the early days. Roy I also,
I don't know much about it. I saw a thing
you're gonna be would you say he's seeing some baseball
thing coming?

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
Yeah, the MLB Awards.

Speaker 8 (01:45:39):
That's live on MLB Network Thursday, November fourteenth. Myself and
Mookie Betts a co hosting that. And it's the end
of the year awards show for all of baseball.

Speaker 11 (01:45:51):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
We celebrate the.

Speaker 8 (01:45:53):
Saigon's and MVPs and Roberto Clemente Award winners, all the
old heads come back and we praised him. It's gonna
it's gonna be a really good time. It's only their
third year doing it, but it has grown into something
that's actually pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:46:06):
I think baseball players are like off camera and off
the field, probably one of the coolest, not as cool
hockey players are. Number one, but I think baseball is
number two.

Speaker 6 (01:46:17):
Yeah, And by the way I was looking at I
just look at your book online.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
Here.

Speaker 6 (01:46:20):
What are the reviews of Roy's book, The Man of
Many Fathers Life Lessons disguised as a memoir. One of
the reviewers is Stephen A. Smith. But it's Stephen. It's
written down so you can't hear him screaming. He says,
Roy didn't just write a book, he left a mark.
That's got to be cool. You know Stephen pretty well.

Speaker 8 (01:46:39):
Yeah, we've met a couple of times when I used
to do you know, like twenty twelve thirteen, I was
doing a lot more ESPN on a regular basis before
I got to Daily Show, and so we would cross
paths a couple of times, you know, in the ESPN always,
and like I always had a lot of respect for
him when he used to write for the Philly and
Choir and he was covered now and I've assume when

(01:46:59):
he's to be on Fox Sports, and I know that
I know that he doesn't read a lot of books,
Like he's very selective about the books he chooses to
read rather and so you know, just it's one of
the things that hey, man, we'll be honest. If you
read my book and write a blurb and recommend it
to other people, I will see about that.

Speaker 6 (01:47:24):
Roy Wood is our guest once again. Roy's got a
book out there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
Are you I don't know. I don't have your schedule
in front of me. Are you doing any touring right now?

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:47:32):
I got a little bit of touring. I'll be in
Chicago next week, Chicago, Minnesota, Atlanta, Detroit, Minneapolis.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
Is it a book tour, Yeah, it kind of.

Speaker 8 (01:47:47):
Yes, it's a book tour. You get a book included
with the price of the ticket. But they're still stand up.
I don't want people to think they're coming just to
see me sit with a stranger and talk about family trauma.
There's also okay, there's also jokes. And then I'm gonna
read one of the chapters aloud, probably the chapter about
that co worker I had who used to do cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Yeah, I heard, I heard that. I heard that. Graded
quite the controversy and what was it? Good Morning America.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
Or did I really do anything.

Speaker 7 (01:48:17):
You?

Speaker 5 (01:48:17):
It was great.

Speaker 6 (01:48:18):
They got to grow up for God's sake.

Speaker 14 (01:48:20):
I feel like I snorted cocaine. I just set the
word cocaine. Let's say, let's do it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:26):
And do they think if they think kids are watching
that in today's world when they've got three hundred other
channels to watch, no one is watching that show that
is a kid that has any fun. One of the
things that you talk about is, uh, once again we're
talking about Roy's book. We're talking to Roy Wood Junior.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
Your your father would, if I get this story right,
would never let you watch your TV.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
When you were at his house, all he watched was
the news. So uh it was kind of forced on you. You
didn't get to go to the other room and watch
something on a different TV set them.

Speaker 8 (01:48:59):
I got in it, right, Yeah, Like you just have
to watch what I'm watching. That's part of why I
became a Cubs fan because they came on during the
day when he was gone.

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
So I had actually watched the TV.

Speaker 8 (01:49:10):
But my pots will come in and he just he
would we just I guess we're watching Larry King Live.
I'm five years old watching Larry King loud? Okay, cools.
I go back to school the next day, all my
class mads of talking about them.

Speaker 3 (01:49:25):
Oh, man, did you see him Living Color last night?

Speaker 7 (01:49:28):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
No, but did you know Mikhail Gorbachev be tripping.

Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
Oh, one more thing before we let you go Roy musically,
and maybe you get to this later in the book.
When you were in the car with your dad or
you're even your mom on the radio, were you allowed
to listen to contemporary hip hop or rock or anything?
Or was it always news on the radio?

Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
Two in the car.

Speaker 8 (01:49:56):
It was news and like seventy soul line on rich
Dion Warwick or jazz like I think I was the
only kid who had a favorite Diana Ross song, not
a knock on Diana Ross. But you know I shouldn't
be humming. That's what friends are.

Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
Four.

Speaker 8 (01:50:15):
Yeah, in the fifth grade, do you know the way
to San Jose? It's like, what are you talking about? Bro?
You don't have ll cool J in your house? But no,
I have to wait until I got a walkman. Once
I got a walkman, Like, I think sixth grade was
when I really kind of had some autonomy with music
and I went straight to easy.

Speaker 6 (01:50:35):
In your book, you talk about the discovering the world
of finance. You get a rake leaving a rake what
is it? Raking leaves business up and right. That's a
great story. Lots of great stories so far. I'm only
part way into the book. Once again, it's called The
Man of Many Father's life Lessons disguised as a memoir.
And now you talk about your mom a lot and

(01:50:55):
your dad, and then you start meeting people that help
you what understand and fatherhood because you're a dad.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:51:03):
I just think if you look back at the values
you have, they didn't all come from your parents, and
it's probably some very interesting stories to why you believe
the things you believe, and like, if you can go
back and really think about that, I think knowing why
we are the way we are, it gives us an
opportunity to be a better parent. The other thing I
learned from this book is said, yeah, my pap was

(01:51:23):
in the streets, he had a lot of women. You know,
I'm the ninth of eleven kids. But to be a
really good father, part of you has to let go
of what you did.

Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
Not get as a father.

Speaker 8 (01:51:34):
You can't be resentful for what your parents lack and
also be present at the same time for your kids.
So there's a degree of forgiveness that I had to
line on the way too.

Speaker 3 (01:51:45):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (01:51:46):
It's a great book and it's an really unusual thing.
You were kind of an only child. But as you said,
you were one of nine, you were you pretty much.
You never had a brother or sister in the house
with you?

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Am I getting that right?

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
Correct?

Speaker 8 (01:52:00):
Never had one in the house, but they were always
kind of around and stuff like I just I don't know.
I had siblings who just come in like weird sitcom neighbors.
My dad Like, that's your brother's name? Is Tim?

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
The decimate you Tim?

Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
There may be more than your man.

Speaker 3 (01:52:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:52:18):
Bro, when my dad was getting ready to pass, like
the month before you passed, and it was like really
sick and they knew it was like it was over.
It's just like random women come into the house. I
just want to say by good byes and and and
the more I think about this is not in the book,
by the way, the more I thought about it, I think
as a man, we all want to have a pipe

(01:52:39):
game that's so good that your girls from the past
come to say goodbye to that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
Your pipe Oh so strong.

Speaker 6 (01:52:50):
A Lot has been one of our favorite comedians since
he was an opening app.

Speaker 8 (01:52:54):
Well you're gonna run me off, Like, okay, you're in America,
how dare you say is a pipe job?

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
What are you say pipe game?

Speaker 6 (01:53:03):
How dare you say pipe game on this show? Say
goodbye to that meet before I say good bye to Roy.
You're picking the World Series?

Speaker 8 (01:53:10):
Uh, Dodgers. I pray to God because I need a
happy co host.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
Canada.

Speaker 6 (01:53:17):
All right, next time you're around Roy, come on in.
It's always a great pleasure. Congratulations on the book. It's
really good. I'm really enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
Man. Pipe game, Yeah, the pipe game, the pipe pipe game.

Speaker 6 (01:53:30):
Okay, so it's it's not a crack pipe noney, Sorry,
thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
Was your pipe game is so good. They come to
say goodbye to that meet, but it's not in the book. See,
that's why you want to talk Roy's grave. If he's
a great stand up comic too, you get a chance
to be sure to go see him. Uh and I
recommend the book highly. What's going on over there, chick McGee,
what do you mean? It's uh? Jin Souls dot com?

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doing a great John. We got a bunch of visual stuff.
They did a nice job with our wig tryouts yesterday,
and we've got a We've got all kinds of stuff
posted on it. If you get a chance to go to
our social media I don't always recommend it. It's usually fun,
but it's especially fun today.

Speaker 5 (01:57:14):
Well that our social media team is.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
What he doesn't men promoted cons It's not that he
doesn't recommend it. I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:57:27):
You said I don't always recommend.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
Right, meaning sometimes it sucks. None What that meant?

Speaker 6 (01:57:34):
I misspoke because I'm discombobulated because someone during the break
stole something over here that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
I maybe radio is not for you what happened now.

Speaker 6 (01:57:42):
It's I don't know why they would take that away,
but now I don't write information. It was nice talking
to Roy Wood, junior author, and I highly recommend his
new book. You'll enjoy it very much. It's a new
take on Moby Dick.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
Yeah, what's the new word?

Speaker 6 (01:58:00):
We learned your pump house?

Speaker 3 (01:58:02):
What was it against?

Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
Pipe pipe?

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
Your pipe game referencing one's sexual escapades.

Speaker 5 (01:58:09):
Your ability to lay the pipe.

Speaker 6 (01:58:11):
Is so strong? His father had a strong pipe game. Yeah,
and he Roy was what the ninth of eleven kids?
Am I getting this room?

Speaker 3 (01:58:19):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (01:58:20):
But he lived alone with his right It's very competient.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Ay, this is our next three weeks. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:58:27):
I won't discover it anything.

Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
Did you know?

Speaker 6 (01:58:28):
Time now for a little history lesson?

Speaker 4 (01:58:31):
Is that what we're doing? We moved it to here.

Speaker 1 (01:58:34):
Yeah. I don't care for Halloween through the ages with
our host Tom, Tom, what happened on this day Halloween
in nineteen ten?

Speaker 6 (01:58:48):
I need to be able to curse for this first.
But in eighteen ninety two, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle published
the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
The next day someone used the frame no s. Actually
what was famous. The most famous thing from that first
one was where doctor Watson said, if the glove don't fit,
you must have quick.

Speaker 4 (01:59:13):
On a serious note, if you haven't seen the Sherlock
with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman, it's one of the
best things I've ever seen on television. It's right up
there with all your HBO series and everything's really, really good.

Speaker 6 (01:59:25):
Here's a fun fact. Conan Doyle's friendship with magician Harry
Houdini ended. Anybody remember the story he did a seance.
Doyle's wife, Jean, was whatever you call it medium, a
large she claimed. He claimed that she contacted Houdini's late

(01:59:45):
mother and she wrote out several pages in perfect English. Well,
and Houdini pointed out that his mother barely spoke a
word of English, and she had also marked it with
a cross, and she was of the Jewish faith. So
Hoodini realized that this.

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
Is a damn.

Speaker 4 (02:00:01):
Houdini and his mother had it all set up so
when she died, they had had a phrase that she
was going to transcend him from from the afterlife.

Speaker 5 (02:00:09):
And oh so even know it was real, no one ever, it.

Speaker 6 (02:00:12):
Never came through and by the way, funny enough. In
nineteen twenty six, Harry Houdini died after being punched by
some student frat guy, some joker bro man in Detroit.
Let's see munch him run the god solid. Oh, I've
never been to this place nineteen forty one. You've been
to Mount Rushmore, Josh.

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 7 (02:00:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:00:34):
Oh, I've been uh disappointed.

Speaker 5 (02:00:37):
I was disappointed. I expected it to be bigger.

Speaker 9 (02:00:40):
I drove like five hours out of my way to
go see it, and it's like the top one eighth
of a mountain.

Speaker 1 (02:00:46):
Yeah, they make it look like it's the whole mountain.
It's not. I've had a feeling that we're going to
be adding someone soon.

Speaker 4 (02:00:52):
You know what my thought was when I why I
finally saw it, It's it's way too far in the
district it is.

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
It should be close. You should be able to get closer.

Speaker 4 (02:01:01):
That's the problem.

Speaker 6 (02:01:02):
Like in the movie.

Speaker 1 (02:01:04):
Yes, I want to be right on Washington's nose or
Franklin or whoever's up there. Hitchcock movies, He'll seemed to
end up, remember the one on the Statue of Liberty.
He didn't actually get the saboteur permission to ye. I
wonder how they did that. They build it must have
built it on it sounds yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:01:21):
I've never seen it. I've seen pictures and that that
that that expression has kind of gone away. There was
a period of time, especially in sports broadcasting. What no,
s Sherlock, No, every no, every douchebag would go, oh,
give me your Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 5 (02:01:34):
Well that's a show now that is that is a
show where it's just Mount Rushmore of every sport of
pictures of n B.

Speaker 6 (02:01:43):
A is that on the douchebag channel?

Speaker 1 (02:01:46):
It's a it's a it's a decent topic to.

Speaker 5 (02:01:48):
Talk about on occasion, not every day.

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
Every day. You should talk about this every every single
day show better than Babe ruth By I think he is.

Speaker 6 (02:02:01):
Yeah, okay, I can never get this guy straight.

Speaker 1 (02:02:05):
Gay man? I mean no.

Speaker 6 (02:02:09):
Born sixty three, Dermott, mulroney, Dylan McDermott, whose which is
what I forget?

Speaker 1 (02:02:16):
Happy birthday?

Speaker 4 (02:02:18):
One of them was in the Alien Abduction movie?

Speaker 1 (02:02:21):
Right, isn't that righteot? I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (02:02:27):
Thank you Josh No, I'm serious. I know you're trying
to remember, and I thought you might know.

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
I born on this day. Uh I forget his real
name in nineteen sixty seven Vanilla Ice something wink and
even work doesn't doesn't he now do like a home
improvement ship? He doesn't. He's crazy popular?

Speaker 6 (02:02:53):
Is he now admitting that the melody from that is
stolen from.

Speaker 4 (02:02:57):
He has explained. I've seen him give the explanation that
it's different.

Speaker 5 (02:03:01):
Than mine is done dun.

Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
Yeah, it's very different and it is slightly different. But
so yeah, yeah, put me on this, put me on
that jury, will you. I hope those checks are going
to just say, yeah, we were going.

Speaker 6 (02:03:14):
And that's enough history for one day.

Speaker 1 (02:03:17):
You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (02:03:18):
Coming up, we have a fascinating story. Actually we got
a great dog rescue, Prince Andrews looking for a new
place to live.

Speaker 1 (02:03:26):
Say about that, but.

Speaker 4 (02:03:28):
My favorite feeling hill Land on his feet.

Speaker 6 (02:03:33):
We have a great two great stories actually involving the
Kardashians again with these people, well, one of them is
it's all weird. One of them, Josh, I think, is
going to this is going to change Josh's opinion to
the Kardashians.

Speaker 1 (02:03:46):
Oh do you know my opinion of the card? I
was going to say, I don't know his opinion.

Speaker 6 (02:03:50):
I mean they're morons, but they're really rich. I when
you hear this one, you'll so that's your opinion of
the Kardashians. We'll have to find out.

Speaker 4 (02:03:57):
Okay, I wish I had the business acumen of even
even the big Kardashian when O Jay's kid.

Speaker 6 (02:04:05):
When you start a billionaire, it's not when your dad's
a billionaire.

Speaker 1 (02:04:09):
It's not that rough to get going. I'm telling you.
They kept it going. We're coming right back.

Speaker 6 (02:04:15):
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Speaker 1 (02:04:29):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance
News desk, it's Christy Lee. Hang on a second, Jeff,
Christy Lee is where is she? Tom?

Speaker 5 (02:04:50):
Florida?

Speaker 1 (02:04:52):
She went to see a lot in common.

Speaker 5 (02:04:54):
We both don't like me, so.

Speaker 4 (02:05:01):
I knew that was coming. Okay, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Josh Arnold, Hello Cosby. There's Tom go next year. If
this particular set of planets aligned. Can you dress as
Christy Lee? We could get a wig for you.

Speaker 5 (02:05:19):
Could try, Yeah, glasses like great fashion.

Speaker 6 (02:05:24):
You could read obituaries all morning.

Speaker 5 (02:05:27):
I'm not gonna say anything.

Speaker 1 (02:05:30):
A little joke there everybody, all of the sudden, Okay,
it'll be funny for you guys, I'll go it alone.
Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 6 (02:05:39):
Once again. We are in the Aralli Auto Part Studios.
It's great to be here. And miss Hooker is actually
a woman ing the Silent Insurance news. There, scot. I
believe we're gonna get our going to the big screen.

Speaker 1 (02:05:51):
Oh, there we go. Uh we have Jeff osc I mean,
let me tell you something, Jeff, you have a glorious chest.

Speaker 4 (02:05:59):
Okay, that's all there is to it. Look at whoa
damn a little bit of that?

Speaker 1 (02:06:04):
And what what is that tattoo? What is that?

Speaker 9 (02:06:06):
Ts Well, that's a snake with a rose around it.

Speaker 1 (02:06:09):
Oh nice.

Speaker 6 (02:06:10):
Yeah, I've always wanted to look at a picture of that.

Speaker 9 (02:06:14):
Hey, I'm at the Failed Dimension news desk. We give
you a lot of the news each week, we don't
give you all the news, so I'm here to give
you the news that we failed Dimension.

Speaker 1 (02:06:23):
Here's Jeff oscy with failed to mention news Wow, what
a horrible town.

Speaker 5 (02:06:30):
Okay, are you high right now?

Speaker 3 (02:06:32):
Not yet?

Speaker 9 (02:06:35):
Somenwi wowie and some labrador in there. Uh, we learned
that kiwi is a cure for chronic constipation. What you failed, Dimension,
hardest part getting the kiwi up there? Yeah, butteroo a
kid swallowed a hundred magnets last week.

Speaker 3 (02:06:54):
What you failed?

Speaker 1 (02:06:54):
Dimension says he's never felt more attractive.

Speaker 9 (02:06:59):
Yes, oh oh, come on from and plus that's a
weird a man. A man has been given a lifetime
ban from Disney after urinating off one of the bridges.
What you failed, Dimensions. They shouldn't have bandoned to punish him.
They should have just made him follow Mickey around for
two weeks cleaning up all his mouse droppings. Oh there

(02:07:27):
is a heye, you go see this. There's a new
male birth control pill. What you failed to mention It's
called Plan A. If he forgets to take it, then
on to Plan B.

Speaker 5 (02:07:40):
Right.

Speaker 8 (02:07:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:07:41):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (02:07:43):
There have been new blue colored dogs discovered around Chernobyl.
What you failed to mention The dogs will only fetch
Geiger counters.

Speaker 4 (02:07:57):
Did you have an alternate alternate punch for that?

Speaker 1 (02:07:59):
Or let's try this.

Speaker 9 (02:08:01):
Okay, there have been new blue colored dogs discovered around Chernobyl.
What you failed to mension? I say, we're about two
years away from seeing some well to do lady walking
her new blue chernobyldoodle.

Speaker 1 (02:08:16):
Yeah, a good one.

Speaker 9 (02:08:19):
Come on, all right, Yeah, there's a new, brand new
Doctor Seuss book out for the modern times. What you
failed dimension It's called Sneeches Get Steeches. I have an
alternate to that if you didn't care for that one.
All right, the uh, there's a new doctor Seuss book

(02:08:41):
out for modern times. What you failed to mention the
name of the book. No free eggs and ham until
Congress gets back. No free eggs and hair.

Speaker 1 (02:08:54):
Just going political, all right? Sneeches get steeches? You sneches?
Sneeches are And finally, it's Halloween. I hate this day.

Speaker 9 (02:09:10):
It's my least favorite day of the year. Guys love Halloween,
Why because you ladies dress like Woors. That's the same
reason I hate Halloween in the other time of year.
I go into the bar, there's one hundred women. Three
are dressed like Wors. I know where to spend my money.
Now Halloween, you walk in that same bar, all one
hundred women. Now dressed as whos only three? Truly ares

(02:09:30):
like playing the worst game of Where's Waldo?

Speaker 3 (02:09:33):
I'm Jeff ASKI.

Speaker 9 (02:09:34):
This is the news that I failed.

Speaker 6 (02:09:39):
Very good once again, Jeff. But dressed today is Tommy
Chong and he looks just like him undressed as cheech Marin.
It's a mishooker.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
What he got going over there?

Speaker 6 (02:09:50):
At the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 5 (02:09:52):
Courtney Kardashian has launched what she's calling a vaginal probiotic
lollipop Where does on it Wow? In a press release,
Miss Kardashian's vitamin and supplement brand, known as is It
Lemmy or Lemmy, calls the new per p u r
R Probiotic lollipop is its first of its kind women's

(02:10:16):
health probiotic lollipop that contains s n Z nineteen sixty
nine probiotics, vitamin C and real pineapple extract.

Speaker 1 (02:10:25):
Is that for good slut health? I guess slut health.

Speaker 5 (02:10:31):
The limited edition lollipops are available exclusively at Target for
five dollars and ninety nine cents.

Speaker 4 (02:10:37):
That doesn't seem like vaginal lollipop market? Yeah, Target, right,
I guess kind you.

Speaker 6 (02:10:47):
Must have done.

Speaker 1 (02:10:48):
I know what you're saying, but also it.

Speaker 5 (02:10:50):
Is yeah, like the like a Target run like for
someone my age, I'm their demo. Probably I'm gonna run
into Target.

Speaker 1 (02:10:59):
Oh they sell and vibes, now, don't they They.

Speaker 5 (02:11:02):
Do next to the tampons.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
Yeah, no kidding. And this is I haven't been to Target.

Speaker 6 (02:11:08):
But this is a lollipop that is on a steak
that you lick.

Speaker 5 (02:11:12):
It's not a no you I don't.

Speaker 12 (02:11:14):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:11:14):
How many licks does it take to get to the
center of a cardage?

Speaker 3 (02:11:17):
Six?

Speaker 5 (02:11:17):
You're eating it, it's you're not inserting it to who,
I guess. Medical experts note that while probiotics are increasingly
studied for vaginal health, the evidence is still emerging, especially
with the formulation is an oral candy rather than direct
vaginal applications.

Speaker 6 (02:11:34):
Okay, which one of the Kardashians.

Speaker 5 (02:11:37):
Courtney, the little one that's married to the rocker of Travis.

Speaker 1 (02:11:41):
Barker, Oh, the drummer from Blank one eighty two.

Speaker 5 (02:11:43):
Yes, thank you?

Speaker 6 (02:11:44):
So it doesn't taste like an NBA player.

Speaker 5 (02:11:46):
Nope, it's not.

Speaker 1 (02:11:51):
What a cowardly way to say, black guys, I know,
are you gonna do the whole about the car?

Speaker 3 (02:12:01):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:12:01):
But we have another story that to me is defining
how brilliant they are when it comes to saying stuff
to get pressed.

Speaker 5 (02:12:09):
NASA has issued a response to Kim Kardashian calling the
nineteen sixty nine moon landing fake. After Ms Kardashian insisted
on the recent episode of The Kardashians that buzz Aldron's
trip to the Moon was staged. NASA's acting administrator Sean
Duffy responded on social media, saying, yes, Kim, We've been

(02:12:31):
to the Moon before six times. He added, the astronauts
are returning to the Moon as part of the Arminas.

Speaker 1 (02:12:39):
Artemists Mission Astronauts on the Moon's.

Speaker 6 (02:12:46):
Unbelievable that the Internet has given total morons large platforms.

Speaker 1 (02:12:52):
Did she offer any like, did she, you know, see
a YouTube documentary?

Speaker 5 (02:12:56):
That's what I was I was guessing. I was talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:12:59):
Fairly convince seeing or something, or I mean, did she
offer any reason why she feels that way because.

Speaker 6 (02:13:04):
She's an idiot, I don't anything to get publicity, So
you think there's also a chance she doesn't believe it
at all.

Speaker 1 (02:13:12):
And they said he can't say.

Speaker 5 (02:13:13):
This, Yes, that's true.

Speaker 1 (02:13:15):
For years on all the reality right have braggers.

Speaker 5 (02:13:20):
Yes, okay, yeah, a pet dog was rescued from the
side of a cliff in San Francisco, and well, and.

Speaker 6 (02:13:28):
We'll come back with that.

Speaker 1 (02:13:29):
We will come back with It's it's a great Have.

Speaker 6 (02:13:32):
You seen the picture? I mean this, this dog is
like part way down the cliff on this little tiny ledge.
It's a miracle that he survived the first part of
the indeg.

Speaker 1 (02:13:46):
Truly Cliffhanger, Yes, was it Clifford the Big Red Oh no,
it wasn't. We are having fun Thelifford Hanger where we were.
What's going on over there?

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Speaker 1 (02:15:06):
Thank you very much. Chick McGee coming up our dog rescue.

Speaker 6 (02:15:10):
Are we gonna get to our luthier of harps, Yeah
we can.

Speaker 3 (02:15:14):
And some.

Speaker 6 (02:15:16):
Good news for Prince Andrew. He gets to move in
case he was just getting sick of living in that
palace for free work, work work. We'll find out what's
going on with him when we return to the Ariiley
Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (02:15:31):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show, Live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker is at the
Silac Insurance Company news desk.

Speaker 5 (02:15:38):
Oh, Jeff, you got my name right, Thank you so much.
You're so professional.

Speaker 1 (02:15:44):
Wow, there's Mat Godwillow jeff Owski across the way. Hey
man and Jeff and jeffs are dressed as Cheech and
Chong today. That's why Frank costume. Check the Bob and
Tom Socials for for some shots. So that there's Chick McGee. Hi,
I'm at the Prize Pig sports desk. Yes, there's Day's Cosby.

(02:16:06):
I've got a basketball Junes. I'm Josh Arnold at the
I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom Tom.
Happy Halloween to you, my friend. Well, thank you very much,
very exciting it is. Okay, Yeah, basketball Joe, I got
a basketball Joe.

Speaker 6 (02:16:24):
Yeah, it's a never mind. Okay, I'm not too obscure
even for me. Let's just move forward here. We do
have a Mishooker dressed as a Cheech Marin over there
at the Silent Insurance news desk. You want to rescue
that dog for us?

Speaker 7 (02:16:40):
I do.

Speaker 5 (02:16:40):
I'm gonna pet that dog. Pet dog was rescued from
the side of a cliff in San Francisco. The dog
had been playing with another dog at Fort Funston r
Hey Coastal Park, with deep bluffs that can drop up
to two hundred feet to the beach below. Seems like
a strange place to have a dog.

Speaker 1 (02:16:58):
Yeah, a real bad fetch. Whoops. Yeah, the frisbee goes
over the cliff, so does Fido.

Speaker 5 (02:17:07):
Rescue Captain Samuel Minchaka of the San Francisco Fire Department
said that the dog slipped on some vegetation, lost its footing,
and fell over the cliff. It clung onto a narrow
ledge until firefighters arrived and repelled down to safely retrieve
the dog. Captain Minchaca said he was happy, he knew
he got rescued. He was wagging his tail. He was

(02:17:28):
giving everyone kisses.

Speaker 4 (02:17:30):
That's so nute, Captain Minchaca, sounds like seafood restaurant.

Speaker 6 (02:17:37):
It's a salmon lightly post was just a taste, a
taste from our Mexican friend, Captain mancha Um. Yeah, Well,
do we have a photograph of this little puppy?

Speaker 1 (02:17:48):
Oh guy, what is he a boxer?

Speaker 6 (02:17:52):
I mean, if you look at this thing, God, I
can't see how he got halfway down the cliff. And landed.

Speaker 1 (02:17:57):
No kid.

Speaker 6 (02:17:58):
It is a less sheer cliff and it's really far.

Speaker 1 (02:18:03):
Places like that should be something we would have been
way easier to just go get a new dog. Although
there's a lot of dogs out there.

Speaker 6 (02:18:19):
There was a lot less fecal material by that dog
than there is in the streets of downtown San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (02:18:26):
It's a human. You know what, This goes back to
his his It seems like a deep seated hatred for
San Francisco. San Francisco used to be on a cable
company around here. Remember this, and you told me one weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:18:42):
Uh, the local news For a year or two, one
of the cable companies would show the local news from
one of them with San Francisco Francisco.

Speaker 4 (02:18:54):
So the San Francisco news there the TV station was
from broadcasting from the greatest place He's on Earth, and someone.

Speaker 1 (02:19:02):
Thirty seconds took exception talking about about the greatest I'd
argue if that did you, what did you think of
that dog being on the close? I'm gonna ask about
your your cat, your pet. You have a cat named Gravy,
a little girl named Gravy. Yeah, now this is a
Halloween joke. You can tell for gravy. Oh you go, okay,

(02:19:25):
how does gravy like her steak prepared? I don't know
how she's gonna What do you think, chick?

Speaker 6 (02:19:36):
I liked it very much, But was that a Halloween joke?

Speaker 1 (02:19:41):
Did you like it? You seem perplexed?

Speaker 6 (02:19:47):
What is that after with Halloween?

Speaker 4 (02:19:48):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (02:19:48):
You have to tell a joke at Halloween? Where we go? Yeah,
we're not from Ohio or Michigan. Okay, I'm east coast.
He's never in Missouri. Never heard of saying I haven't
either when you would say trick or read that was
I have heard that a neighborhood of Shy Green? Is
that what you got?

Speaker 5 (02:20:07):
Did you have to go to?

Speaker 1 (02:20:08):
Josh?

Speaker 3 (02:20:08):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:20:09):
Every year of try, we'll try to do something. Do
you remember any of them? I remember there was one
that I was told to stop telling because the punchline.
I don't remember the set up at all, but the
punchline was because he had a halloweenie. Oh yeah, yeah,
working blue. My dad thought it was funny for me

(02:20:29):
to be telling that, and then he had he backtracked
after like four hours. It was like the setup of
why why does why does it whistle when you pee?

Speaker 4 (02:20:45):
It was something about Frankenstein and I don't remember exactly.
Why can't frankenstegin father children or something?

Speaker 9 (02:20:53):
Or why didn't the bride of Frankenstein get pregnant or something?

Speaker 6 (02:20:57):
There you go, Okay, good Halloween. Yeah, and he was
a sweet story about a dog. Res it's very sweet.

Speaker 5 (02:21:06):
In Ireland, one man is proving it's never too late
to start something new. Eighty nine year old Noel Anderson,
a retired wood and metal work teacher, has become one
of the only handful one of the only handful of
heart makers in the country.

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
Harp Wow.

Speaker 5 (02:21:23):
Yeah, he didn't start until the age of eighty two.

Speaker 6 (02:21:26):
Well, you know he's going to be dated one.

Speaker 4 (02:21:31):
Now see why does the bassoon expert that lives around
here gets so much respect and the harp maker you're
making jokes about him just because he's eighty two eighty
nine yet now whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:21:44):
Anderson began crafting the intricate instruments just seven years ago
and now builds harps full time, embracing what he calls
both a challenge and a joy.

Speaker 1 (02:21:54):
Harp also an Irish beer.

Speaker 5 (02:21:55):
Yeah, a national symbol of Ireland.

Speaker 6 (02:21:58):
Okay, yeah, that's are these the gigantic ones that they
have to wheel around or are these like the handheld
the angel harps or the like the ukulele of harps
the harp I believe they.

Speaker 1 (02:22:09):
Call it all right? Oh my gosh, having a cup of.

Speaker 9 (02:22:21):
I can just imagine his grandkids coming over for uh
Christmas and there's just a bunch of gigantic wrapped Oh.
I wonder what Grandpa made us us here?

Speaker 1 (02:22:30):
Boy, do you think it's that remote control car? I
wanted another harp, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:22:35):
They're friggin harp Those are amazing, They're beautiful, they are incredible,
a lot of crash.

Speaker 4 (02:22:42):
You just get a router and a pattern. And remember
we had the harp harp lady in here and I
don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (02:22:49):
Do we need new harps? I have not heard about
a harp short. It doesn't a harpist die and then
you just give that harp. Yeah, do they have a harp?

Speaker 4 (02:23:04):
Being a harpist traveler around the country, do you have
to get your harp case has wheels or something?

Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
So they're huge? I know how big a harp is.
The monsters had a harp, they did, Yeah, didn't they
have a harpsichord? No, Lurch did on Adam's Family had
a who played the harp on Adams Family? Oh, Lilian did?
And yeah, at least in a couple episodes. Uh, yeah,

(02:23:30):
I didn't. I don't remember that. Very hard to play. Well,
are you reading like roy Wood's book over that?

Speaker 7 (02:23:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:23:36):
No, no, I'm doing some research for you.

Speaker 5 (02:23:39):
Hey, Josh, I have a story for you. I still
enjoy this. A new study has found that nearly all
children enjoy what psychologists call recreational fear. Okay, yeah, Over
ninety percent of parents surveyed said that their children enjoyed
engaging and at least one activity that was both scary
and fun.

Speaker 1 (02:23:56):
Yeah. How many times has a kid asked you to chase?

Speaker 5 (02:24:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
That's exactly this.

Speaker 5 (02:24:03):
The most popular category across all ages involved experiences with
high speeds, heights, and depths, such as on swings, slides,
or amusement park rides. Fun, followed by various forms of
scary media.

Speaker 1 (02:24:16):
Mm, sure, you're five knight at Freddy's and such?

Speaker 4 (02:24:20):
Have you seen Conjuring four?

Speaker 1 (02:24:22):
I believe I did go to the cinema and see that.

Speaker 10 (02:24:25):
You did?

Speaker 4 (02:24:25):
Yeah, it's shown at the house now. I was thinking
about watch you like the Adventures of the Warrens. I
saw one conjuring movie. I think it was with you,
and I enjoyed it very much, But I haven't I
like Verra Cheese or whatever her name is.

Speaker 1 (02:24:38):
That's right, what's the plot? These are the folks that
studied and owned Annabelle for a long time.

Speaker 4 (02:24:45):
Oh yeah, and something always odd happens during the filming
of these movies.

Speaker 1 (02:24:52):
Lights break and for no reason, and spirits don't want
them made. Now. Some people will tell you it's just
a promotional tool that they tell people. I don't think
that's what it doesn't Okay, the Kardashians aren't in on this.
It'd be something the conjuring with the Kardashians crime. I
would be once again, we have a thing going on

(02:25:16):
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go to Bob and Tom dot com slash contest. I
just thought i'd try to see if I could restart
the engine. Really, yeah, I don't blame them, man, then
a little you're talking restarted their voices in there. Calm

(02:25:40):
people down. I'm still here. I'm still here about barely.
The movie is daring Vera what's her name? That they
did watch them call it and the that's not bye
bye Bird Kardashians a doll that they shove up their butt.
What about that ass? So it's a movie about risky

(02:26:00):
butt play. Jim swallows a pineapple A good point. It's
a vacuum, people, forget that.

Speaker 5 (02:26:10):
What do you want to tell us about?

Speaker 3 (02:26:11):
Tom?

Speaker 6 (02:26:12):
I was going to tell everybody to go to bobintime
dot com slash contest because they can win a four
K TV and they could watch whatever dumb movie this way.

Speaker 12 (02:26:18):
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Speaker 1 (02:26:19):
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Speaker 6 (02:26:21):
That's right courtesy of Orange insoules uh plus a nice
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Speaker 5 (02:26:31):
Another scary story, a woman in Kentucky received a shock
when she opened a package expecting her prescription medication and
instead found human body part. Christian County Coroner Scott Daniel
confirmed to w l e X TV that arms and
fingers used for medical training were accidentally delivered to the

(02:26:51):
woman's home instead of her medication order.

Speaker 1 (02:26:54):
When you think he ordered some pills and the thing
thing comes picking up the old human arms and figure,
I wonder what is it? What does it look like?

Speaker 7 (02:27:04):
My?

Speaker 2 (02:27:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:27:06):
Statin? The hell?

Speaker 5 (02:27:11):
The corner retrieved the body parts and transported them to
the morgue where they will be returned to the carrier
for proper delivery to their intended.

Speaker 1 (02:27:19):
He's just supposed to go to doctor Frankin's time. Well,
so sorry, that is so.

Speaker 4 (02:27:24):
Do you have any of those? Well, you know you're
not on anything you contend, right, any sort of daily
pill other than an aspirin? Is that what you're telling you?

Speaker 6 (02:27:33):
I take a Yeah, I take a stating.

Speaker 4 (02:27:35):
Well I'm on the I'm on something. It just arrives
at the house every month. I finally got signed up
for it. Really really so convenient. Uh yeah, we take
like a blood thinner or something something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:27:47):
What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (02:27:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:27:49):
I have a song prepared? Would you like to hear it?

Speaker 4 (02:27:50):
I'm trying to avoid that.

Speaker 1 (02:27:52):
I mean, I'm kidding anyway.

Speaker 6 (02:27:54):
It's about having the wrong body parts delivered to your
house when you ordered pills.

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
Ordered an it is indeed Yeah, running gag here we go.

Speaker 7 (02:28:03):
Okay, Kentucky woman opens a package of night It was
an arm and a finger. Grizzly sight. She ordered medication,
not limbs for cremation. Kentucky warm on. She expected mangeo

(02:28:30):
and got quite a scare all Kentucky warm On. She
wanted pills to get thinner, not Jeffrey Dahmer's dinner.

Speaker 1 (02:28:41):
Kentucky warm On.

Speaker 6 (02:28:44):
Yeah, so she's expecting.

Speaker 5 (02:28:50):
Yeah, whatever her medication was, it doesn't say what.

Speaker 6 (02:28:53):
A human arm and finger. So somewhere her insulin's getting cremated.
Oh yeah, God, that is quite a mistake. I have
a dumb question.

Speaker 1 (02:29:03):
Would it be refrigerated?

Speaker 5 (02:29:05):
Yeah? They they these come in coolers. Yeah, so they
insulate the entire box with about two inches of insulation,
and then they put ice packs on the top and
the bottom of the medication and shipp oh oh oh oh.

Speaker 6 (02:29:17):
So the medication would also be refrigerated. The human arm
and fingers, I would assume if there.

Speaker 5 (02:29:23):
Would have to be, I think there would be a
smell if it wasn't.

Speaker 6 (02:29:26):
Okay, all right, very good. Did you read about the delivery. No, yeah,
the ups driver he was hauling ass actually it was
just arms of thin.

Speaker 1 (02:29:41):
I don't get the joke. Pat's paying you back.

Speaker 6 (02:29:47):
I enjoyed your parody song very much. When we come back,
we do have we have more to get to here.
Do we get the photograph of you and mister Roski
posted this cheech and shong.

Speaker 1 (02:29:58):
It's so good. Oh it's blowing up the that Yeah
it is, Jeff, you look.

Speaker 6 (02:30:03):
Really good with those wire room glasses.

Speaker 5 (02:30:05):
Great.

Speaker 1 (02:30:06):
Yeah, you might want to go to that make the move.

Speaker 14 (02:30:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:30:09):
Do you need glasses reading reading glasses?

Speaker 6 (02:30:13):
Well, they let me. I'm telling you. I think you know,
the semi missus will dig your Look.

Speaker 5 (02:30:18):
I think all right, semi missus, you know what, we're
that home today and report back on Monday of how
it goes down if it does.

Speaker 1 (02:30:24):
If we this home day, it's going down. Oh yes,
you can't help call her your semi missus to today. Yeah.
See how that? See how that went over when she
heard it? Yeah, probably about as well as the last
time I used the phrase current girlfriend. He just means
your electric honey.

Speaker 4 (02:30:45):
Or that when he called me alone, so alone? So yeah,
so so alone.

Speaker 1 (02:30:52):
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Speaker 4 (02:30:54):
It's like half the show. You've insulted you get that right?

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Speaker 6 (02:32:18):
So I was just checking to see if they had
a photograph of the body parts that were shipped, and
it's one of those fake things.

Speaker 1 (02:32:25):
They've got a picture of a cop car, you know.
So I was wondering if anybody could order these body parts.
I sure hope not.

Speaker 6 (02:32:33):
Wouldn't you like to send somebody a middle finger?

Speaker 1 (02:32:35):
Oh? They open it up. That's good, that's real good.

Speaker 6 (02:32:42):
Coming up?

Speaker 1 (02:32:42):
What have we got over there? What's what's our next story?

Speaker 5 (02:32:45):
Prince Charles is a prince no more Prince Charles game
I mean, I mean yeah that and his brother's not.

Speaker 1 (02:32:58):
He's changing his name to Prince Epstein. What a wit.

Speaker 6 (02:33:04):
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Speaker 1 (02:33:06):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for
listening this morning.

Speaker 11 (02:33:10):
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and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:33:18):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News desk, Jess Hook, here you go.

Speaker 3 (02:33:25):
There she is.

Speaker 4 (02:33:25):
There's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Jeff Oske, Hey man, that's
right as Tommy Chong Jes dressed as cheach.

Speaker 1 (02:33:35):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (02:33:37):
I don't have a cheech impression.

Speaker 4 (02:33:39):
He's Cosby. Hello, Tom, how are.

Speaker 6 (02:33:41):
You doing great over here once again. On this hooker
is dressed as a cheach Maren and a staggeringly accurate
portrayal of Tommy Chong by our own Jeff Oskin.

Speaker 1 (02:33:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (02:33:53):
You got the headband, the granny glasses, the serious beard,
the sleeveless denim shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:34:00):
Looking good. Could you grow a beard like Jeff's? I
couldn't grow. I don't have to know.

Speaker 5 (02:34:06):
Would you let it go a week and us just
see what it looks like?

Speaker 1 (02:34:09):
He really, it took took a while. Yeah, it's low.

Speaker 6 (02:34:13):
But when he I mean you've seen Willie's mustache.

Speaker 5 (02:34:15):
I mean, imagine the same growth rate when it filled in.

Speaker 1 (02:34:20):
It looks really good. It was, it was nice and there. Yeah,
that's not gonna happen. Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 6 (02:34:25):
I got a lot of problems in my life.

Speaker 1 (02:34:26):
I already one more.

Speaker 5 (02:34:28):
I can see where facial hair would be one.

Speaker 6 (02:34:30):
You know what they say, more money, more problems in
the case of that lady that got the fingers mail
morg Wait a minute, Morgan, money, money, more problems.

Speaker 5 (02:34:46):
Speaking of less money, more problems. In this case, banks
and retailers around the country are running short on pennies
after the US Mint stopped making the coins.

Speaker 1 (02:34:54):
Well, that makes sense. Oh, I wasn't even going for
the sense pun. If they stop making them, yeah, there
are going to be left would cause this problem merchants.
Aren't there billions of them in circulation?

Speaker 5 (02:35:08):
I would assume merchants in multiple regions are now unable
to produce exact change while banks are rationing pennies for
their customers. But aren't merchants also customers of the banks oftentimes?

Speaker 4 (02:35:20):
Yeah, couldn't We couldn't someone ground up all the pennies
and give us two cents per penny or something to
incentivize people to making them cost more than a penny.

Speaker 8 (02:35:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:35:32):
The convenience store chain known as Sheets Oh sure, yeah, yeah,
got so desperate for pennies that it briefly ran a
promotion offering a free soda to customers who bought it
or brought in one hundred pennies.

Speaker 6 (02:35:45):
Let's not free.

Speaker 1 (02:35:46):
Yeah, that's a dollar.

Speaker 6 (02:35:49):
That's not a free soda. Now, if you bring in
a hundred pennies, you're bringing it a dollar. And these
morons fell for it.

Speaker 1 (02:35:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:35:55):
The lack of pennies has also become a legal minefield
for stores and retailers, since it is illegal to round
up a transaction to the nearest nickel or dime.

Speaker 4 (02:36:03):
It's illegal illegal.

Speaker 5 (02:36:05):
Retailers say they are rounding down to avoid lawsuits.

Speaker 1 (02:36:09):
Oh okay, so they can round down, but they can't
round up.

Speaker 5 (02:36:11):
However, Quick Trip says the lack of pennies will end
up costing it millions this year because of the need
to round down.

Speaker 1 (02:36:18):
I see, I love Quick Trip, but you're right the
issues at the bank. Why are they saving pennies for
customers and not their merchant customers? Yes, what customer goes
in and goes me, I please have ten rolls of pennies.

Speaker 6 (02:36:33):
This explains something to me. I went into one of
those convenience stories and they had a little a ball
up there.

Speaker 1 (02:36:41):
It said take his sheets a boy. I hope nobody misunderstood. Wow,
I gotta go in.

Speaker 4 (02:36:52):
You know, you would think someone would have caught that
before they put the sign up.

Speaker 6 (02:36:58):
But there are a number of places with a credit
card anyway. That Uh, when you're done, it says, do
you want to round up for charity?

Speaker 1 (02:37:06):
Love that? I love that.

Speaker 5 (02:37:08):
I just hope that No, I don't, because you're giving,
you're giving the company the rite off. Yeah, they're writing
that off.

Speaker 1 (02:37:16):
A tax right off. Yeah, if you take the ride off, it.

Speaker 6 (02:37:20):
Goes to the charity. How much is it going to
be in a year? Fifty bucks?

Speaker 9 (02:37:24):
I'm on, oh millions? No, No, I mean for but
you as a person, right, but they get to write
millions off on their taxes.

Speaker 11 (02:37:31):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:37:31):
But honestly it's not Oftentimes it's not like I'll just go.
If I'm not giving, then I probably won't give to
those specific charities. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (02:37:40):
They're not writing it off. They're they're taking the money
in then giving it away, so they they're the the
it becomes.

Speaker 1 (02:37:45):
A zero thing for them. That's kind of what I
always thought. Yeah, they're not.

Speaker 5 (02:37:48):
I don't trust it.

Speaker 6 (02:37:49):
Oh god, well, hey there's some kid not having breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:37:53):
Because on a side.

Speaker 9 (02:37:55):
Note, you guys had your little poster thing yesterday. People
were coming up with names for our intern AA had
what I think is the best name for all of it,
and it applies to Tom's favorite thing. This is the
band the fake classic for old men go with phi

(02:38:16):
Zappa Krappa my pants.

Speaker 7 (02:38:20):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:38:21):
I loved it.

Speaker 6 (02:38:22):
I we just I have been trying to find the
fi Zappa Krappa poster.

Speaker 1 (02:38:27):
It's out there. Yeah, I know, there are four of it.
They're welcome. There are four variations of it, but the
one that says phi Zappa Crappa is uh.

Speaker 6 (02:38:37):
They're very expensive.

Speaker 1 (02:38:41):
No, no, no, I haven't seen one of those for
anything less than sixty two to go up.

Speaker 5 (02:38:45):
Twelve bucks, Tom talking about it.

Speaker 1 (02:38:47):
Wait a minute, you spent more than sixty two dollars
on those freaking Fig Newtons.

Speaker 6 (02:38:53):
And oh and by the way, I got a thing
from Amazon, but I still haven't gotten my free Fig Newtons.

Speaker 4 (02:38:57):
What did the letters say from Amazon? After you complaining
anything else with about the staleness and the Fig Newton?

Speaker 6 (02:39:03):
I thought maybe they'd send me a refund or something,
and in fairness, we should do the Fig Newman's. They
arrived stale, and I was people and I tried to
Then I tried to turn in that blowhorn whatever it's
called bullhorn that I bought that doesn't work, and they haven't.
I filled it all the forums in Amazon and they
haven't sent me the The blowhorn is a very different

(02:39:24):
thing the label yet. Okay, so I'm just wasting all
my time on this issue. Just throw it in the
garbage can and just say goodbye. Fifty bucks. Nice to
know you.

Speaker 5 (02:39:35):
I think you've spent fifty bucks worse.

Speaker 1 (02:39:37):
Oh that's if you want to go around the horn.
What is the dumbest thing you spent money on? That's
an all day show. I think we can all we
can all do that one. Okay, I'm sorry, what else
are you go?

Speaker 5 (02:39:52):
King Charles the Third has stripped his brother Prince Andrew
of his remaining titles and evicted him from the royal
resident Following the King's rare move, which follows years of
shameful scandals, he will be known as Andrew mount Baton Windsor,
and not as Prince Andrew.

Speaker 1 (02:40:11):
The Royal, formerly known as Prince something cute.

Speaker 5 (02:40:17):
Yeah, I think you mean the pedophile formally noticed, Andrew
had surrendered surrendered his title Duke of York earlier this month,
but the King went even further to punish him for
serious lapses in judgment by removing the title of prince
that he had held since birth as the child of
a monarch, the late Queen Elizabeth the iond.

Speaker 6 (02:40:43):
Oh, sorry, yeah, he's what does he know? Andrew Mount
Batton Windsor.

Speaker 1 (02:40:48):
That's a fake name. Yeah, let me no real name.

Speaker 6 (02:40:52):
They changed lewis the so called royal family. They changed
it when their their real names were German?

Speaker 1 (02:41:00):
Yeah, very German? And so they they and weren't they
related to the Russian czar or something? At one point?
I think so?

Speaker 6 (02:41:07):
Hence the big ears and.

Speaker 1 (02:41:10):
Yeah habspurg Lip.

Speaker 6 (02:41:12):
But doesn't Andrew Mountbatten Windsor sound more douche than he does.

Speaker 5 (02:41:16):
I don't think he's going to be able to escape
his doucheism no matter what his name is.

Speaker 6 (02:41:20):
So does he Where's he gonna live? Does hear?

Speaker 1 (02:41:27):
I heard he's moving in with Pat? Yeah, I got
an extra room.

Speaker 4 (02:41:30):
That's why Pat got the ext the bigger apartment.

Speaker 1 (02:41:32):
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