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Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Whenever a life gets you down, keeps you wearing up
frown and the gravy trainers after you behind, and when
you're all out of hope, down at the end of
your rope, and nobody's there to throw you alone. If

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you ever get so low that you don't know which
way to go, come on and take a walk in
my shoes. Never worry about a thing got in the
world on a string, because I've got the cure for
all of mine, all of his glues.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I take a look at my enormous.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Peedas saying, my trouble start of mountain Doway. I take
a look at my enormous peedas and.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
The happy times are coming to stay.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I gotta singing and dance when a glance in my
pants and the fan insack of sunshiny day.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I take a look.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
At my enormous p say and and then it's going
my way.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
For Judson.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
The sing a long at home.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Why don't you three? I take a look at.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
My enormous heart, my trouble start out no way, just
bomb and Tom.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I take a look at my enormous steed.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Us and every times of coming to see maybe yeah,
I got great bigger mountain, the place where it counts
and the pain zaca sunshiny. I take a look at
my enormous Ever then let's go in my way.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Tom.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Now, then let's go in my way. Hey, look at
these goobers everything. Let's go in my way.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Jawa, Hello, Hello, Hello, and hello.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
We were in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios one, two, three, four.
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
News Dass, there's Pat I'd win chicks.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Josh Arnold, are there, Josh if the I hate Steven
Singer's sidekick chair.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
There's Ace Cosby.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
I'm Chick McGhee at the Price Picks sports desk and
here he is really far too busy to participate in
the radio show, but he'll he'll do his best today.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's it's Tom Griswold.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Hello Tom, anything working over here now?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Now slightly? Hello? Can you turn it up a little bit?
I can, I can hear you? Fine?

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Okay, there they're there. Yeah, Hi, good morning. I'm busy
over here getting organized, Lily, been here for more than
two hours, of course. Yeah, something is amiss here. Okay, Well,
it's good to be here. Let's get a great Halloween.
Tell your daylight saving time story. Go ahead, Well, how.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Long did it take to set the clock in your car? Well?

Speaker 6 (04:59):
I uh, I got in my car and the coffee
place I went to doesn't open till eight on Sunday mornings.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, I got there at what you thought? No, no, no,
I got there.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
I got there, I was I was got there at
seven thirty five, and I figured I got to kill
a couple of minutes. So, Mike, I have a built
in digital clock on my in.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
My car dash.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah, Bill built in. Its built everybody does everybody understand that?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I don't know. In his car he has a digital
clock on the dashboard, but it's built in. But it
was but it was wrong.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
No, So I decided, Okay, I'm going to figure this out.
And there's a whole menu where you go to and
you go.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Through all this stuff all right. Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
I finally got it about twenty minutes later because no kidding, yeah,
maybe twenty five.

Speaker 7 (05:46):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
But the menu thing didn't Now, wouldn't you think the
first thing you'd go to in the the on the online,
in the car guide, you'd go to clock, but you
have to spin the thing c l O S. No,
there's no clock thing. No, it's a time there's nothing there.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Why you just go to settings?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
No.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
I finally gave up and I went to YouTube and
I said, hey, how do I do this? And then
they explain you go to the main the main screen
and it says this. Well, then I couldn't get the
main screen to come up. Then I went to another
YouTube and there's a microphone button, your press and you
just say hey main No, no, you just change the

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clock and boom it did it?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Nice, Well, there's a then there's a switch that I
didn't really, there's a you put it on time, then
you then you pick your time zone.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's that's right. Yeah, that's what I did. Uh, I
don't know, three years ago now almost.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
Oh, and it just takes care of it. Yeah, My
mine is always taking care of itself.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's what it does when when
you see the digital clock in your dashboard and you
don't think it's brand new, a new option in your car.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
And then I had to before Well then when I
went to bed lest that I realized, wait a second,
my bedside clock that glows in the dark is wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, that one's. That one's because I have one of those.
I I coveted yours forever. And I have one that
projects on the ceiling. No, no, that that's that went
out with the new house. Really like it. I love those.
Those are great. No, and that that changes automatically too. Yeah,
I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
I just have a primitive The looks like a wood
block that's of course sort of inert and not doing anything,
but it has the soft glow so in the middle
of the night I can strain my neck to see
it around the corner.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You are. You are a lot. You know that.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
But the problem is that that's a plugin clock and
the way it's sort of tied to the bedpost, like
I had to kind of climb over it to get
access to the back of it.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm sorry, did you say tied to the bed well, the.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
So that there's not too much cord stuff on the floor.
It's wrapped. It was an ordeal. I almost killed myself
setting it would have been easier to buy a new
and preset In any event, what time is it? Good
luck wherever you are, if you're in Arizona, you didn't
have to hassle with this.

Speaker 9 (07:56):
I saw the classic news story yesterday.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah. Will this be the last time we have to
do that? Yeah? Since I was a kid, well, there
was a time when we were not on daylight saving
Time either, and he complained NonStop.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
About you know, it's important to wear antiqua. Why are
we on daylight saving time? And now Arizona doesn't have
to deal with it. No, no, I'm just I'm perfectly
happy to go on daylight saving South last that it
was dark at my house at four thirty.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I love it. My favorite part of the year, favorite
part of the year, nighttime baby.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Okay, well, changing all kinds of stuff, going to it,
Going to my boots with my orange insoles, thank you
very much.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
And then uh yeah, I got my cap with the
glowing Wait a minute, what does it mean going to
your boots? No sneakers now, no winter is here, No sneakers.
Some time at the gym, obviously with the You don't
working out in your ski boots at the gym.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
It would be funny.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
No, but I did get out as funny as him
working out in the golf shirt. I did get this
device to tie my shoes. You ever seen one of
these things in hands?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Fingers? No, it's have I ever teach you how to
tie your shoes. No, it's to get them tight enough.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
It's a handle to get them with enough. It's like
a wooden handle with a metal, uh kind of a
hook on it like like.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
And then when when you're tying your shoes you have
too much money, you put that.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
No, it's three bucks you put you put it between
the laces, like, then you pull so you get it
nice and tight.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Nice, and you like your feet to be smushed.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, anyone who's never played hockey or fingers, you'll find
those little things in the hockey locker rooms.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Yeah, look, you worried about your ankle breaking.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
What are you doing so in your day to day
comings and goings with your ski boots? You need that
kind of lace up these up raise ski you need.
You need to have that kind of tight lace to
actually naviorate that ony navigate the day.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Do your toes ever turned black and choke them? My
shoes fit properly. These just kind of what you think.
What winter is here?

Speaker 6 (10:10):
I've got my blinking cap that came in handy on Halloween.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
It was pretty good.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
I have mountains of candy left. Do you three huge
buckets left?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Evidently none of the candy is stale, so we didn't
get anything.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
I'll have to bring it in and then we have
a noo, sir about what you can do with excess candy.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Man.

Speaker 9 (10:30):
I was almost perfect this year, almost I have five
Reese's Cups, the doubles left, three Nerds ropes and one
kit Cat left.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (10:39):
Out of all the candy I bought some, my guy
came real close.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
All right. I had all the I had.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
The giant chunkies and people haven't heard of a chunky.
I was really disappointed because they.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
People haven't heard of a chunkie because they're from nineteen
sixty three.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
These were freshly made chunkies.

Speaker 9 (10:57):
Those kids don't like raisins in their can.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, they don't like old Yeah that's an old candy.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Yeah, I'll bring something, but I also I also had
very traditional, no hard tack to pass out.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I had h no pine tar. But I have a
lot of candy left.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
But it was fun passing of candy, A lot of
cute kids.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
And I was driving around the neighborhood and the golf
cart uh and it got check local listenings. You got
a chili there towards the end. But it was a
fun night. A lot of cool costumes.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
So we're used. When we left you Friday, you didn't
know what your job was going to be. Were you assigned?
By the time treating started, all these parents came over.
They handled the passing out, and then we went out
with the kids.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
I saw some great adult costumes. A guy dressed as
a lurch wife is more Titia.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
That was just great. Is this much really cool stuff? Fun?
You ever run into that person who's dressed up and
you don't know who are trying to be and they
get upset with you. Yeah, no, I'm Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (12:06):
From that exactly. I got laughed at my little girl.
Oh really, so I'm now the old guy who doesn't
recognize the costumes. I never thought i'd be this man.
But they came up. Her and her brother came up
to the porch, and I looked at them. I go, oh,
we got somebody from Hogwarts here, and we got o
Darth Maul. And she goes, I'm Wednesday. He's kylo rent.

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The parents were howling. Oh that's great.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Well, we'll give you some alternative places to get rid
of your candy, and something you can do with your
candy to use it in a different form while baking, which.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I had not ever thought of. You could make a
different kind of cookie or you mean like chocolate chip cookies. Yeah,
and other variations.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
There are other variations on that that we'll get to.
Also coming up, we had a we have a world
record or two, including one in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, well, I think the NFL is super special and
it doesn't qualify as a world record. I think it
qualifies as an NFL record, which is bigger than a
world record. By the way. Oh, that's what I think.
I think you've got that backwards. Its interesting. I don't
think it is. I think you're trying to clumb onto
the world of the NFL because your stupid ass world

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records aren't worth a damn.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
The Sixty Minutes had a special feature on guin US
world records last night, including a hunk on our buddy
David Rush.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh boy, yeah I saw that six seconds at most,
oh Rush? Yeah, not as long as it took to
say his name. And do you think, chick, this World
series will go down as one of the finest? Absolutely
who especially who would have thought, you know, ah, they
had everything, It had everything, Tom, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:46):
You get a free baseball Saturday night too.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, two extra hitting games. Unbelievable. And also I think
the only positive thing I guess is that for Canadians
is the hockey season starts, so it's up and running
now that well, they seem they seem pretty, you know,
quiet and well adjusted. I'm sure they'll move move along.

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Unlike Los Angeles, who might have burned a block or
two had they lost, you know, well they maybe.

Speaker 9 (14:14):
They kind of did when they won.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Yeah, maybe they maybe they they burned a block or
two either way, I thought it was weird.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
What's his name? Otani's new translator was wearing a Draft
Kings T shirt that seems port shoving, but it was
written in Japanese though that was I just had a
friend tone. But yeah, I've noticed these Caucasian I've noticed that, right, Okay,
I never Uh.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
We have a lot of interesting news and sports on
the way, including your letters of course.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Uh and uh oh. One real quick thing.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
We have our new pop up shop We've got if
you want to get your holiday shopping done early.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
It just opened up.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
It'll be open for the first three weeks this month.
Go to Bob and Tom dot com. We've got a
couple of cool sweatshirts, including a zip and we have
a couple of cool T shirts, including a nice little
sweet one kind of celebrating.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Christmas and the one that Chrissy was wearing last week.
It caused all the controversy that one is. Evidently that
one's available now.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Good Okay, you'll find that at bobintom dot com. Now
coming up, some sad news for.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Your team, chick McGee. Uh yeah, Jaden looks like Jade
and Dan sweet baby Jaden Daniel out for the season.
He uh, he dislocated his non throwing arm elbow, his
bobo on his non throwing arm, and yeah, well we'll
see where that goes today. I'm all right, sure did you?
Did you? You passed out the serious candy bars?

Speaker 9 (15:39):
Yes, I had Nerds ropes, full kit cats in full
well the double Reese's Peterburg up.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, that's that's very nice.

Speaker 10 (15:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Yeah, some folks are kind of chintzy. Well, it's all right.
How big are the packages and the nerds ropes are they?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Like?

Speaker 9 (15:53):
One long rope is about about twelve inches maybe?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh okay, all right.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Now, as the sun sets a little, we've been talking
about that seasons change a good time to do a
couple things. One of them is always good reminder to
check the batteries and your smoke detectors and carbon monoxide detectors.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
A little bit of a household tempt hint for you.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
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Burritos of all things, and an artificial tongue.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh, it has been developed. We'll find out. We'll find
out where you find well botch Well.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
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Speaker 2 (18:03):
November is heating up for US soccer.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
The United States need to be a little more monstery.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Make international friendlies for the normal, right, okayllum, that was
an asked kind of Black Friday friendly.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
For the women.

Speaker 11 (18:18):
Expectations have always been here for this team.

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Speaker 10 (18:28):
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Speaker 6 (18:36):
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there ast cosby nobody? I'm hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
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chilly outside, getting dark earlier. Ah, Yes, I love it.
I got some great sleep after Halloween. No scary dreams anybody.

Speaker 9 (19:36):
No, No, I said it before, I'll say it again.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I have much more trouble this time of year than
I do when we spring back. I don't know why
you do.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
I really don't. I'm I'm just I'm discombobulated, Tom, much
like you. My dogs are normally. I was in my
office yesterday working at two o'clock in the afternoon. All
of a sudden, the two dog dogs walk in because
I feed them at three nor on. They walk in
and look up. Try to explain to them. Try try
explaining standard time to a dog there, but they are

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just so observant they know where the sun is. Time
to eat, dad, No, I'm sorry, it is not time
to eat.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
No.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
We do have lots of letters. I that to open
with this one once again. It's so profound. This comes
to us from mister Coogle.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well you can.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
You can't give his first name, then why not? Well you,
but we don't give first and last time. I know
that's such a great name though, Google k U G
E L Yeah, sounds like good.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Maybe maybe it's cudgel.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
I doubt it, mister Google writes, uh, Dear Tom, Chuck
Norris has a son of a bitch. Chuck Norris has
a grizzly bear rug in his living room. It's not dead,
it's just too scared to move. No, hi, mister Google,

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thank you. Enjoy the chuck.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't know what it would take for us to
laugh at a Chuck Norris joke. But at the immediate
mention of Chuck Norris, you've just wrung it. You've wrung
all the fun out of them, and I never mind.
What have you got? How about this, Dear Bob and
Tom show. My friend works at a Senior Citizen center.
They had a Halloween party and this was by far
the best costume at the Senior Citizens Halloween party. Even

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at eighty five, this lady has in a wonderful sense
of humor. I believe.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
There she is, yeah, dressed as a box of tissues,
and of course the brand of tissues, Tom blow Me,
blow Me brand tissues right there on the How old
is that lady? Eighty five?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (21:48):
Do you think she knows eighty five?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah? Uh? What do you think? Pat?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Not bad?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Is that right? I kept herself together? She's yeh is that?

Speaker 6 (21:57):
But that looks like a store bought costume?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah? I don't know where she got the the logo
for blow Me Tissues, but there it is. Yeah, it
sure looks like a store bought Well.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
That's ah, I hope. Yeah. The question is does she
understand the gag?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
There? I owe you.

Speaker 8 (22:16):
I mean she's eighty five.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
She was at Woodstock.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Yeah, that means she was thirty because she was thirty
five of woodstock.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, very nice, right, very nice. Now I've got another
letter here. All right.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
I was sitting around Sunday morning, drinking coffee, witting for
the football games to come on. My four year old
Golden retriever Augie was sleeping on my lap.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
That sweet.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
I told my wife I needed to make an apployment
this week to see.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
The hair doctor. Hair doctor.

Speaker 8 (22:48):
Oh you mean the barbershop dilist.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah, yeah, well yeah, barbershop whatever haircut plays hair doctor,
he goes. I couldn't think of the word. I'm becoming
too much like Tom. Well, thank you, sir. We always
appreciate that chick.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
What have you got? Think how rough life would be
if you could feel haircuts? Huh oh, that would be
would be rough? You mean if they hurt, have to
put you.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
Out, Yes, if they hurt when they cut your hair.
We had nerves and we have a lot of long
haired people here.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
Yeah, that blow meat tissues boxes available. It's just a
costume you buy, no kidding. Yeah, so you could wear
that to the store.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
All right, man?

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Uh, dear Bobby Tom show pacifically, Tom, I hope you
watched the segment on sixty Minutes last night. The Guinness
World Records David Rush was featured, oh so briefly. But
the Man who ate a Cessna is the part that
Tom in particular needs to see.

Speaker 8 (23:45):
He ate a plane.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
That's Evan and Wichita. Thank you Evan. I remember reading
about that he ate as over quite a long period
of time. Obviously, well why what? Well, what's the world
record part of it?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Then?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
I just hadn't finished it.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
I thought they didn't allow things that would be harmful.
That seems to be harmful.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
How could you eat us a plane?

Speaker 9 (24:09):
I think he ended up like blending a bunch of it.
He ended up cutting like it was it was he
drank it really? Yeah, if I remember the story, is
there a reason he did it? There's also a book
called The Man Who Waited seven forty seven and that
he does it for love.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Huh?

Speaker 6 (24:26):
But I don't know about love of flying a woman. Yeah,
wouldn't you wouldn't you get airsick? That wouldn't even be
a good song. I ate a seven forty seven for you? No, No,
it's just stupid. That's mental illness.

Speaker 9 (24:41):
I think, Yeah, that was a good story.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Let me tell you something David Gates did I ate
seven forty seven for you? Would all be weeping in
here right now. I hit a seven forty seven for you?
Yeah about me? Well, Pat, I don't knew about. There's
a new book out there. What's it called? Well, it's

(25:04):
about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Oh and I've
got a letter here from mister Chambers. It has been
a while because it's a few.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Days away, but the fiftieth anniversary of the Sad Voyage,
the Final Voyage of Devin Fitzgerald, is coming around.

Speaker 9 (25:17):
Yeah, that's Kevin Chambers. We all know Kevin Chambers. Kevin Chambers,
you keep writing stuff like this. We're going to ignore
your emails. Kevin Chambers. Kevin Chambers, you did to me?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Wait, GOKEV that is where this is from? Yes, it is.
He's a good man. Uh, he goes.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
I particularly enjoy the Lewis Armstrong reference in the song.
So in a couple of days we'll we'll dust off
the tribute to the Edmund.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Fit Whoops, I think I deleted it. Just dear Bob
and Tom show, are.

Speaker 10 (25:45):
You going to read that book?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Though? Tom? I think I am.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
You know I actually read a chunk of it. Over
the weekend, there was a passage about the Edmund Yeah, yeah,
about the when the whole story of the background.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Now does Gerald fit Edmund?

Speaker 9 (26:03):
Edmund Fitzgerald question?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Does that work? Not the way I phrased it, but yes,
dear Bob Tom Show, thanks for the idea.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
I ordered a few dozen candy cigarette packs and I
handed them out to the dads during Halloween.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
They were a huge hit. Nice till Tom. The trick
is that to be such a huge pussy?

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Okay, thank you very very much. That's from a grand
Rapids Michigan Bobby. Thank you, sir, Chick McGee. Do you
have anything else over there? Just this one, dear bobbit
Tom's show. And this is about rules in the NFL,
So you guys talk amongst yourselves. Here's a rule change
for college and pro football. If a team attempts a

(26:48):
two point conversion after a touchdown, everybody with me, all right,
any interception or fumble recovered by the defense should be
one point for the defense. Your guys thoughts, Oh, so
this is a proposed rule.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, no it's not.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Yeah, a rule change as first, with the intercepted in
the end zone, here's a.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay, change, Okay, you got me. Well your thoughts I think,
be all right? Yeah, I like that. I don't think
any of the rules should have ever been changed since
nineteen sixty nine. But that's me. No, no.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Each each team gets the ball in overtime, the landing
zone for kickoffs. Yes, I don't care for it. You don't, okay, Okay?
There was what one or two run backs for touchdowns yesterday,
and kickoffs weren't.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
There Bengals did want to remember that. That's the only one.
I always exciting.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Ye Now this next one has a visual component. I
think we can get it up on the screen there.
We've been talking about dogs and trucks. We have been
sent a nice photo graph here of a dog on
a boat. He's kissing a fish.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Look at the size of that fish. That's a puppy,
my small mouth. It's an English cream Golden retriever. Beautiful dog. Oh,
that that explains why we're looking at it.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Wait a minute, after you've shown ten dog pictures in
the last no.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
No, I had. I had a couple of dog pictures
this morning, and I aired on the side of caution.
I did not want to be beaten in the corner.
So I did not h this. It's a thank you
very much, Adam. That's that's a lady dog as she
loves riding around in our boat and catching fish. And

(28:41):
the dog is literally licking this. What kind of fish
is that? Can you tell? Josh?

Speaker 9 (28:45):
Yeah, as I said, that's a small mouth pass.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
Did you hear him say that?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
No, I was busy trying to get this thing to
come up on the screen.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
Oh I thought our producer did that.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you weren't actually doing anything but sitting there.
You just weren't paying attention.

Speaker 9 (28:57):
You can spin things, boy, you really can't any as
well as he thinks you can.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
No, no, no, that's that's that's my biggest problem with you.
He really said this, dazzling us with his lies. That
were not a cute dog. Yeah, that's a sweet pup.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Look at that. Look at that little guy. Do it horrible?

Speaker 6 (29:17):
He's going, I'm going to get a fish myself. I'm
going to go right into the water. Well, thank you
very much. We certainly appreciate looking at these fishermen. I
didn't care for him. He had a bald head and
a full beard. Don't care for that.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
You don't like that. Look, don't like that look too
long a beer? He pulled it off. I don't think Look,
I don't think it is to brave, to brave.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Brave the shelf Schieberstein. Look he perfected back in the day,
did he?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I think so?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
He was the first most most famous guy that I
ever saw that had the full beard in the bald head.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Some guys can pull it off. Not everybody got it
a pretty stout beard to make it work. I think
I don't think so. No, never mind, Okay.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
Well, now you can reach this Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com. We'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
What do we have to do to get you to
grow your van dyke your go tea back? Not gonna happen. Not.
You look real good with him, You really look good,
makes you look younger. Don't care. No, I'm not gonna
do it. All right, I got that time machine go
back to two thousand and five. You'rely opposed to it. Somehow,

(30:21):
what happened?

Speaker 9 (30:22):
It's got to come back, Like I bet we're only
about five years away from that coming back, and it's.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Got to be all that stuff is. And then he'll
say I always loved it. I always loved it. Unbelievable,
it's amazing. Oh, I don't know if he'll ever go back.
I believe Hi when he says he's never known it again.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
Is it you or her?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
No?

Speaker 6 (30:38):
No, I got rid of it a long time ago. Okay,
I got rid of it eighteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Didn't somebody say that the go tea was the mullet
of the early two thousands. Yeah, Jim Rome had one.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Everybody, everybody. Yeah, I think that's why I got rid
of mine pretty late, me too.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Now the porn mustache, I don't think I'll make a
comeback the Hitler mustache.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I think the mustache, porn mustache kind of is bad.
Is bad?

Speaker 9 (31:08):
Yeah, absolutely amazing. I never thought that just the mustache
would come back, But it is taking over the youth.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Don't we do. Didn't you do a thing where you
just you came in several days in a row with
a different version of your beard as you shaved it off. Yeah, yeah,
it was fun.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
I remember you did the big because you got a
great you could do like a nice handlebar mustache.

Speaker 9 (31:28):
Yeah, did that? Did the just the pork chops with
that connected to a mustache insanity.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
That's where you want to have like a Meerschaum pipe
that very sculpting.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Now, how do you feel about womb broom for a mustache?
Funny womb as always a name for it. Oh sure, yeah,
that's that's fine. Lip curtain strainer, that's soup strainer. That's
good flavor saber. I heard, I've heard that a lot.
Uh the tash. Did John Tesh have a mustag?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Don't?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I don't know. I remember. All I know is his
music is back back? Where did it go? Oh?

Speaker 6 (32:07):
No, they they repackaged the NBA, the NBA because they
just switched.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
It ahe he does a lot of those things. Well,
but they twitch networks. And now that they're back, what
is it? Where are they?

Speaker 6 (32:18):
Know?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
ABC, NBC, nbcues John just said, and NBC on NBA.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
John Tesh like six eight. He's very tall guy.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
He's got that weird thin hair too. M It looks
like he's going to be bald any second. But it
just keeps growing. I don't know how it does it nice?
What's coming up in sports?

Speaker 6 (32:39):
We've got the NFL A lot of upsets yesterday, many
many upsets. Kyle Larson wins uh a NASCAR championship, a
story just for Tom and a really old guy. And
also the world record concerning well, I've lost it now.
Tom says it's the field goal yesterday in the NFL.

(32:59):
I I beg to differ, but we'll talk.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
It's a record. I mean, the NFL has published it.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
An NFL record. It's not a Guinness World Record. Guinness
is not allowed that probably unless they're an official sponsor.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Of the NFL. Oh, yes, okay, I don't think they are. Debatable.
That's really interesting, but debatable. What have you got over there?
Oh me, no, chick. Oh.

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Coming up, we have a special word for Christy Lee
really yeah. Oh you'll like it love Yeah no, no, no,
not describing you a word for you to read on
the radio.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Oh great. Oh to make fun of me.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Once I could get fired.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
It like lazy, lazy horror or something's going to be that.
I'm so sorry. I tried to prove you it. I
mean when we return, we'll be here, which is in
the O'Reilly Autopart Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (35:14):
Add to or continue the conversation. Check out The Bob
and Tom Show on Facebook. Get the link at bobintom
dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Harry Gillespie, Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
At the Silent Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee. Hy,
there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Hello. A song from Pat? This break? Tom? What do
you think? Sure? Yeah? Got anything lined up for him?
You guys, haven't.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
We've worked on some stuff. I mean we could already
one of the classics from last week.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I upset.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
We do have our I want to extend if you
don't mind our letters segment. Uh, and I'll put this
close circuit. Christy Lee, Yeah, pay attention. I am where
we get to this real quick? How was Peter Frampton?
You went to Florida to see Peter Frampton?

Speaker 8 (36:03):
He was great. He did a really cool He and
his son Julian have written a song in tribute of
Tom Petty. So we did a really cool Tom Petty tribute.
Had a bunch of video of Tom Petty and it
was just really sweet. He was wearing a Tom Petty shirt.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Was cool. Cool. And then he's going to be recording.

Speaker 8 (36:19):
A concert the in Nashville this weekend that'll be aired
on PBS, marking the fiftieth anniversary of Brampton Comes a Lot,
Rampton comes along. I did not see him backstage. I
did not. My husband and I both had a little
bit of a cough and I didn't want expose him
to anything. But it was it was a good show.
Ran into a kid at the airport who had flowned
it from Indianapolis as well to see him.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
So what band do you think? What band T shirt
the most most people have? It'll be like the Beatles
and then it's over or.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
Because Tom Petty's got a lot of Tom Petty shirts
out there.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Yeah, I know that at present the current Uh we
look this up the top selling shirts.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
What was it?

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Nirvana, Pink Floyd and I all have to look it
up again. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know what. Yeah,
which which band sells the most this this summer with
all the bands, all the bands doing the outdoor sheds,
It'll be interesting to find out. I would imagine my
guess would be Taylor Swift chick. Do you own some
I have a Tom Petty shirt? Actually, oh nice, Yeah
I have a couple.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:23):
What about you. Do you have a lot of band shirts?

Speaker 9 (37:25):
I have a handful. Yeah, I wouldn't say a lot
of your Yeah, I bought them Matt actual concerts.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Okay, that makes them more special. Yeah, don't you think, yeah,
I was at the show?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
No? No, no, you buy them, then you tell people
that you were at the show. What's the big what's
the big problem? It's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Now you can actually go online and find the playlist
of a show that you saw the playlist. Oh, absolutely,
you can find the show in many cases, what are
you talking about? In certain you can find pretty much
every Grateful Dead show. I found a show that I
went to it.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Where was that at the Uh?

Speaker 6 (38:07):
It's some outdoor venue in Los Angeles, California, in the
summer of seventy three.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that my T shirt question
would end up here. Yeah, you're the one that you're
the one you brought up getting getting a show?

Speaker 6 (38:21):
You say, just I just I'm sorry. Do we have
our do we have our photograph ready to post?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Up there.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
This was a challenge, Christy for you to pronounce this word. Jeez,
this is a it's a picture of a kiddy cat.
It's an ad for a special cat scratcher. Matt sure.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Fukumorrow? Yeah, you want to spell that for me?

Speaker 12 (38:46):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (38:47):
F uk? You am a?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
You are a?

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (38:54):
You're not going to get me anymore ever?

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Again, Try singing that to the words where the sun
will come out tomorrow? Are going? Never mind?

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Oh, thank you very much for sending us that. That
comes to us from Delinda Delenda d A L.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I've never heard that. What's the husband name? D A
L y n d A Delenda? I got a question
for you guys. Okay ready from college football this weekend.
On Saturday, Oklahoma football kicker Tate Sandel was three of

(39:33):
three on field goals, including two from fifty plus yards
in the first half against Tennessee on Saturday. But that's
not the most notable thing that happened to the University
of Texas San Antonio transfer did against Tennessee. The way
he was dressed as he trotted out onto the field
to h to kick the field goals was in somewhat
of a question. His football pants appeared to get shorter

(39:58):
and shorter each time he out on to the field
to kick a field goal. There he is, they look
like shorts. He got his short shorts.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
On ESPN play by play commentator Chris Fowler said on
the broadcast, whatever it takes.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I don't know. Herbie said, Kirk Kirk Street said it
that should not That should be a penalty. Dresting like
that should be a penalty. Yes, I agree, ridiculous. To
be as comfortable as possible, you gotta wear your knee pads,
your thigh pack or hip patch.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
I don't think he needs to wear the pads, that's
up to him, but I think he should wear pants.
I think he should be a little bit more if
you can kick like that, proud of his package than
anything else. My god, look at that, Josh, you can't
avoid it.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's staring.

Speaker 9 (40:47):
Oh, there's no Yeah, it's somewhat defined.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
But see the holder there eighty seven, whoever the that
is he? Those pants have been accepted for a long time,
and those aren't just above the knee traditional football pants.
But he does have a thigh pads. Isn't that interesting? Yeah? Yeah,
the kicker looks like he's wearing kind of underwear.

Speaker 9 (41:10):
Essentially, who's eighty seven? Why he buys a buck fifteen?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
He's he's the holder, probably the ponder, I guess.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Give the kid a sandwich, he's he's a lanky kid.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
He does seem like he's.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Well, we've segued into the world of sports. While they
do that, I'll remind you we have our new pop
up shop up and running at bobintom dot com with
some cool sweatshirts, a hat, and a couple of cool teas.
That's really annoying next, I know, I know, well I
did stop annoying me. Playing Oh, Josh Allen had a
touchdown pass and two touchdown runs to become victorious over

(41:45):
Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs yesterday twenty eight, twenty one,
a rematch of the AFC Championship game in Orchard Park.
Running back for the Bills James Cook one hundred fourteen
yards rushing and Buffalo's defense came to play yesterday. Mahomes
sack three times, hit fifteen more times, and finished with
the worst completion percentage of his career. Is it all

(42:08):
over for Patrick Mahomes?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Tom?

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Noae, you right, fine, that's a couple of rough ones
in the beginning.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
He'll be fine, Okay. Cam Little of the Jaguars has
broken an NFL record kicked a sixty eight yard field goal.
He converted the kick at the end of the first
half against the Raiders on Sunday. Justin Tucker, the previous
record of names will not mention a sixty six yarder
for the Ravens.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
A Tucker's kick hit the crossbar. Little's boot had plenty
of room. It's sailed through the uprights. Looked like it
would have been good from seventy five. The Jaguars going
to beat the Raiders in overtime thirty to twenty nine.
Tom contends this is a world record, sure, not actually
an NFL record.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I mean, it doesn't matter. It's a great kick.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
You have predicted that kid for the Cowboys is going
to kick a seventy yarder before this season, this one,
this one was sixty eight. Brandon Aubrey and uh, Justin
Tucker's not playing right now. He's the name of not
he's an un person like Chris Chef. We don't talk
about him anymore. Can he get for Baltimore? Uh, he's

(43:20):
I know he's suspended. I think that at some point,
do you think someone will bring him back?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I don't think so. No, No, he's he's trouble, trouble
waiting to have I don't think Plus he was waning anyway.
I don't think he can kick.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
He's isn't he one of the accused of the massage
therapy or whatever? I think was it fourteen or ten
or five or But still he's not putting up nowhere
near the record, and not the kind of record you're
getting out of Cleveland. No, the Watson record twenty five
all or that'll be that'll be tough. That's the Yeah,
that's the Joe Dimagio that broken.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
In our life.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Yeah, all I remember I member the six game hitting
reading about a alleged how did they word it? They
didn't say, see Himan's stay a bodily fluid stain left
on a messuse's table there.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Oh it was the accusation. Where did you see that?
I just remember reading about it.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Really, Yeah, but that's a that's a good massa.

Speaker 8 (44:18):
Yeah, was face down though.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Right, I didn't matter.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Sometimes does matter, Christie when you get when you get the.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Logistics, maybe a drip down his thigh, Who.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Knows, Christie, when you get massage, don't you get nothing
where you stick your face and that that ring?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Okay, not a fan of that, no kidding.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Oh yeah, I can't do that either. Coming up in sports,
what have you got over there?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
You know?

Speaker 6 (44:43):
Instead of that ring that you push your face into,
see a nice fluffy pillow down there and I push
push your head into that.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
And breathing could be difficult. Uh co a sports story
just for Tom an updates, look forward to that.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Oh we have Ozzie Osbourne Halloween news of all things,
and another museum heist coming up from the O'Reilly Autoparts studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (45:08):
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Speaker 2 (45:15):
This is the Bob and Tom Show sixty three.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Hey, Hi, We're the bobbin Tom Show in the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. At the Silac Insurance News desk. It's
Christy Lee.

Speaker 12 (45:29):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
There's Pat Godwin, I chick. There's Jeff hoske Man wearing
the brand new hoodie that's now available. That's great due
to public demand. Got the big microphone on it.

Speaker 10 (45:44):
Very nice, super comfy, let's have real soft?

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Did you just put that on?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah? Remember when the free sweatshirt? Now I got anything
on underneath?

Speaker 11 (45:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Oh, why it's mine? Didn't we determine that you were
extraordinarily Harry?

Speaker 6 (46:00):
And yeah, well we've seen we learned that on Friday
several several times.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
We remember Barbie. I mean, whoever that was Josh Allen,
he's at the I hate Stephens, Josh Allen?

Speaker 10 (46:12):
Did I say, Josh, we got celebrin.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Josh all we got an NFL on the brain. I
was a little tired a good game coming in so early.

Speaker 9 (46:24):
Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, boy, I was that flight
from Buffalo was all right? Yeah, it was all right.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
What did I do? Did I throw? Did I catch?

Speaker 6 (46:31):
You?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Did both? Yeah? Man? And it introduced me as Tom Brady.
I'm chick beginning. Here's Tom. That's the best I can
do me, Pat mahoans going, Speaking of speaking of old guys, Christy,
can you see canyon? It's not a famous?

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Oh that's a porn star. I was sorry, who's the
famous Christy? Josh Ellen, Chris McNichol, There you go. Do
you remember Mercedes Lewis Tom not only a football player
named after a stripper.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
But it's a story you gave me, Tom Es Lewis.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
Yeah, I don't know what's the story. I don't know
when did I give it to the.

Speaker 10 (47:14):
Forty one year old?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah? Like last week? I think right?

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Oh, the guy that Yeah, it potentially could be the
potentially tight end.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Well he's made it. Denver's Mercedes. Lewis made history yesterday
against the Texans. At age forty one, he became the
oldest tight end to ever play in an NFL game.
He entered the game on the fourth snap at Denver's
first drive. He also became the oldest player to appear
in a game in franchise history. He's the second oldest
active player in the NFL behind Aaron Rodgers. Aaron turns

(47:42):
forty two in December. Lewis signed to the practice squad
on last Wednesday and promoted the active rosters Saturday. So
there you go, all right, cool, good for him, hooray
for the old guys. Right, Yeah, that's great. Nutty game
Yesterday in Cincinnati, Caleb Williams connects with Colston Loveland for
a fifty eight yard touchdown with seventeen seconds left, and

(48:04):
the Bears beat the Bengals forty seven to forty two,
a wild game that featured three touchdowns the last two
minutes and two lead changes in the final minute, Joe
Flacco four hundred and seventy yards passing and four touchdowns,
but not enough, as the Bears come back and win
it seventeen seconds left. And that brings us to the

(48:27):
one the only stupid world record. A farm in the
United Kingdom has broken agains world record for the largest
mosaic image by creating a giant tribute to Ozzy Osbourne
using hundreds of pumpkins. Okay, all right, it's great. Sunny

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Field's Farm in Southampton arranged its homegrown pumpkins and squashes
to form a two two hundred and eighty one score
foot image of Ozzy, complete with bats flying around them. Wow.
I don't know if they're real bats or they're I
think the photograph from up above it you can tell
it's Ozzy.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I don't know how they do that.

Speaker 8 (49:11):
I don't know how the.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Heck did they do that.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Or Ronnie Millsip could because.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
He's got the sunglasses.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Maybe, I mean it could be thin up, thin up
the face and bigger, making a bigger nose.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
It could be Getty Lee. I guess yeah, I think
it's clearly Ozzy with the pats. Oh yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
That took somebody a long time. You have to get
walking back and looking. How is it now?

Speaker 8 (49:39):
You have to have a drone?

Speaker 10 (49:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
But do you draw it on the ground first?

Speaker 9 (49:45):
Have like, yeah, they make these kind of grids. You're
not necessarily on the ground, but potentially it's pretty cool.
It looks awesome.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Nice, nice tribute to Ozzy. Could do one may get
some silver pumpkins and do Ace Frehley pumpkins are changed
on the ground to depict to Ozzy Osbourne is a
nice tribute.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
It's fun. Okay, It's got the combination of Halloween, the
whole pumpkin thing. Ozzie was kind of that, the Prince
of darkness that I would have done real bads. That's
just me though.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
Yeah, you take your what are those things called when
you go a hay ride the tractor pulls the wagon
right called put crazy train in the side of it.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yes, celebratory do it up right? Thank you, Josh, that's
the phrase I'm looking for. And nice.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Guinness World Record so we got that polish shots. Now
you say you're your QB for Washington. Probably out for
the looks like it.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, MRI today, but he bent his left elbow in
a grotesque manner. He's probably out for the season. I
hate to hear that. Yeah, okay, is that sports? Yes, sir?

Speaker 6 (50:52):
All right, well we'll say segue over to the Silent
Insurance news desk with Christie.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
What do you with.

Speaker 8 (50:57):
The Halloween theme? You say today I shared some ideas
and what to do with all that leftover Halloween candy.
You could pick out your favorite candy and add it
to the batter of your favorite baked treat, like brownies, cookies,
or cupcakes. All right, I don't know. I've not cooked
with candy, so I don't know how that would work.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
But brownies, Yeah, at the risk of upsetting the Apple cart,
hasn't someone thought of this like decades ago, like chocolate
chip cookies, Yeah, or like any candy and any cookies.

Speaker 8 (51:33):
You could use it as a mixin or topping with
ice cream or hot drinks.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Topping. That's what it is. That's anxiety them. Make them
make out the top, make.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
It a topping topping. It does, do you want to
just read it for me.

Speaker 6 (51:51):
No, I like the way that you would you give
us stories. Not only is it demeaning and insulting, but
he feels the need to read along with reading to
make certain that we're reading topping.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
That's what it says. It says top. I like the
folks flavor of topping much better. Yeah, on an ice
cream topping.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
Yeah, I would like to submit this as the stupidest
story we've the most obvious story we've ever done.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
You can donate your candy organizations like Ronald McDonald house
and Troupathon. Except candy donations.

Speaker 10 (52:31):
Can you throw it in the trash?

Speaker 8 (52:33):
You can't?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Oh another that's another. Why would you do that when
some kids there can enjoy it?

Speaker 8 (52:39):
You can store it for later, jeff oh container, Yeah,
all right.

Speaker 9 (52:48):
Kids this weekend, don't make any plans. We have to
can the leftover rebunskets.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
What did you give away your house, Jeffrey, We didn't.
We didn't.

Speaker 10 (52:59):
We don't have kids and my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 8 (53:02):
You can use it candy for your gingerbread house decorations.
This coming that's idea is that the that's stocking stuffers
holidays how long does candy last?

Speaker 10 (53:14):
Hold on a second.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
You really?

Speaker 10 (53:17):
I thought I misheard you earlier. He really, you really
gave out chunky candy bars I've got. I still have
ten of them. You only have ten left? Like, I
didn't even know they're still made.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
They didn't either.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Where did you get chunkies right after the right? I'll
put it there. Whether I didn't, they still made, I'll
bring them in. I mean I I gave away.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
I had an array of you know, the kids would
pick out of the buckets, and I had everything Nestlee's
crunched bars or She's bar.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
It wasn't.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Didn't just give away chunkies. I think the name chunky
maybe that's kind of insulting. It's like calling the like
husky or fly or she had.

Speaker 9 (54:01):
Sorry about that. Just now, I did that thing where
I turned my headphones down to a cough instead of
hitting the off button.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Right, Well, you didn't hear it?

Speaker 6 (54:11):
Yeah, the chunky candy bars made with milk, chocolate, peanuts,
and raisin.

Speaker 9 (54:15):
Know, well you get those raisins out of there. It's
a pretty good thing. Yeah, right, Raisins have their place
other places.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
I think it's I'm going to donate a bunch of
the candy. It's nice. Well, you know you could put
them in baked goods.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
Yeah, you can also put it in the freezer. It'll
extend from twelve to eighteen.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Hear unbelievable tip that no one's thought of before.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
I never thought of I never thought of using it
because I we will be doing a gingerbread house party
at my place for the kids, and we do it
every year.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
It's a blast.

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Oh, I wonder how for Christmas already?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I've got my Christmas lights are up, not on, you
don't turn them on into sitting talking Thanksgiving?

Speaker 6 (54:59):
How many days we before that stupid ginger bread house party?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Are you kidding? There's candy all over there? What's wrong
with you, Scrooge? No, they're tired of dealing with their fathers.
My point there anything like us? Uh? Well, thank you?
Uh Now, once again we have coming up more food news.
Yeah quit next hot dogs served in on on bread.

(55:27):
If you don't have no, don't get on. What the
hell's next? We have got up in mac and cheese obituary. Unbelievable.

Speaker 8 (55:34):
They have an obituary in the news. We also have
Mormon underwear in the News Today.

Speaker 9 (55:38):
But you didn't think, whoa, that's kind of a big
part of their or is that just a joke?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
No, you can do with meat loaf.

Speaker 7 (55:46):
What do you make sandwiches with little mayonnaise with the
meat loaf that you had in front?

Speaker 6 (55:50):
Mao on the meat I never tried. Mao, oh it's good, realm.
Did you hear this?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
White bread?

Speaker 10 (55:56):
And are we doing cold meat loaf?

Speaker 2 (55:59):
All cold cold? Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 10 (56:03):
What kind of bread you're putting it?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Off?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
White? Straight white?

Speaker 11 (56:08):
Just like me.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
I'm' let's let you suffer over there. I want to
hear about your weekend, pat You had a big show, Yeah, Saturday.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Day on Saturday with Dave Dyer and Greg Han that
was a blast of the Myer Theaters, gorgeous. And Friday
was the crazy wedding. They all were dressed in Halloween costumes.
Nice and I sang the full version of Lighthouse. It
was amazing.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Not certainly that's scary, alright, it was scary. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
Coming up Friday, November fourteenth, Patty g doing a special
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Speaker 2 (56:45):
I've heard great things about that, right have to. Yeah,
I'm looking forward to the mom.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Also, it's going to be Lima, Ohio Saturday, November fifteenth,
a special event with Josh Arnold and Jeff Osca. Get
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Speaker 2 (59:36):
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Speaker 6 (59:37):
Hello. Thank you very much. Now you were talking about
what to do with that extra Halloween candy. I'll be
bringing some of it in here tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
including the like ten giant chunky bars that I have
left Oh.

Speaker 9 (59:54):
I've got somebody around here loves them.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Yeah, here's this something for everybody. But I've got about
three buckets of candy left. We had a pretty good crowd,
but I was kind of concerned because I thought Friday night,
good weather, it's going to be a huge, huge crowd.
So I overbought. But you said you pretty much got
it nailed, Josh, good for you.

Speaker 9 (01:00:14):
Yeah, it's only a handful of pieces left.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
It's always a hard call. Anyways.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
There are people that want to get rid of their
candy in a positive way. You can go to Ronald
McDonald house. They accept it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
I would google it to get all the details.

Speaker 13 (01:00:26):
True.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
Pathon accepts candy donations, and as we said earlier, you
can use it for cooking certain things. I think there
are certain candies that might be pretty awful in a cake.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
You can freeze it. It'll last over a year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
That way, you know, give it away next year.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
No, No thanks, hought out.

Speaker 13 (01:00:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Patty g got a song about Halloween. This is called
after Halloween.

Speaker 12 (01:00:49):
Oh stop dupe bom bomb. After Thanksgiving, you have a
Black Friday, Christmas is over, you have New year'sy what
did you get? I have to Halloween. You ate the
biggest bag of candy you ever see. After Halloween, you
get hot blood sugar. You my good fat like me

(01:01:13):
after Halloween and all the tricks and treaties.

Speaker 11 (01:01:16):
You just my kid.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Called after Halloween.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
It's a fun line Halloween. Yah you think, Aminder.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
What's the rule? It's a public service almost. What's the
rule on how long you can leave the Halloween stuff up?

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
It goes down?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Now? Nomber? I mean quickly? Yeah, immediately, yes, I still
I haven't had time to take it down yet.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
I've got like twelve witches in my front yard, and
I've got all the skeletons in the front.

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
A little tacky yeah, yeah, my mind was down November.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
First, yep.

Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
And do you get down yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Yeah? I mean I mean the witches. Yeah, there's are
they just hanging? Oh you don't take the skeletons now,
I might. I can take it. They're only like eight
feet off the ground. What would you tell me? What
would you tell me?

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Don't get all ladder, don't get all ladder.

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
All right, we'll take them down for you. Please stay
off the ladder.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Okay, did those store separately or yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
they're zip tied on.

Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
Oh just cut them off.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Actually, the skeletons grip it themselves. They're so scary. No,
I bet the girls loved it. Oh, it's so cool.
I loved it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
I now then, I've already got my Christmas lights up.
But you don't turn them on until we've already had this.
One of my neighbors has his on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
That's okay. Should I say something or I say.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
November I told you I already saw a fool house
decorated everything.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Yeah, Christmas November first is pretty much they accepted. But
for Thanksgiving, I have a Thanksgivings and forgotten holiday. But
you can leave the gourds out right, but not absolutely absolutely,
and the pumpkins if they're uncarved. Yeah, that's good to know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
There's a house over here on my way in every
morning and they had Halloween lights like in the ground
shined up on their house. And I noticed over the
weekend they switched them to Thanksgiving colors. So they're not
purple and orange, but they're orange and green and red
for the nice, nice Thanksgiving. I don't people don't decorate
for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 9 (01:03:14):
I have to Thanksgiving wreaths and a Thanksgiving welcome Matt.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Oh nice, have a horn, a horn of plenty.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
I don't well, you got good food coming. I came
to one of your thanksgivings. Amazing, what a good time
this year.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I have nothing going on.

Speaker 9 (01:03:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, man, Yeah, no, I'm cooking again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Oh ya wa yeah. Don't you live right in your pat? Yeah?
We live lives a stone's throw from you. I was
pretty sure Josh heard that you moved, Pat.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
That's right, you did move.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I moved a building away.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
I don't know if I have enough I already got
I bought. I only bought an eighteen pounder. Oh that's
who's coming over. It'll be okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening.

Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
Let's see what do we have for you. We have
a death in the news. Sadly. I don't know if
you know this, but way back when, in nineteen fifty six,
a guy by the name of Dwayne Roberts invented the
frozen burrito, and apparently he has become a billionaire.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Nott of Mexican heritage. No, Dwayne Roberts invented the.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Burrito, the frozen burrito. His wife Kelly's that her husband
died peacefully in his sleep over the weekend, just days
before his eighty ninth birthday. Yeah, he developed the frozen
burrito at the age of nineteen. This guy went on
to become a billionaire.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
He became super rich. He ended up selling to frozen
meat to McDonald's and all the fast food places.

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
Yeah, and he very wealthy, real big in rivers like California,
I believe, or some one of those cities.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
He redid the whole But at the age of nineteen,
I think his family was in that business. But at
the age of nineteen invented the frozen brito. Did you
read keep reading where they went to cremate him and uh,
he was still cold in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
They brought him out.

Speaker 10 (01:05:06):
Oh yeah, I thought low a burial they wanted to
take eat him on high for three hours.

Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
Boy, and the old frozen burrito, it's either burning hot
or freezing gold.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
It's like there was well, there was a button at
the creamatorium to add threes. Mine has had a minute
or something. I always thought that was too long. Yeah,
it's it's too long.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Yeah, that is too and I think There's there's an
argument to be made in the world of really not
inventing anything that a frozen burrito pretty much becomes a
hot pocket.

Speaker 9 (01:05:43):
Yeah, well we we would have no hot pocket word
not for the frozen breed. So Jim Gaffigan should uh
standing on the shoulders of giants?

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
Have you down the frozen burrito in the air fryer?

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I don't I know? Is that good?

Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
I don't know. It just seems like it would be
a a better alternative than having a mushy flower tortilla.

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
My days of frozen burritos, I'm not one too. I'm
not a fancy man, but those days are over.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
Oh there's I think I have a brand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
You might.

Speaker 9 (01:06:12):
I'm not saying that I wouldn't like him. I just
can't go back to it. At some point, you you
graduate from the frozen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
It's like the song Sugar Mountain, Sugar, I don't know
live on sugar, but it's a great Neil Young song.
How is that in relation to We've outgrown frozen burritos?

Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
Because Sugar Mountain is a song about outgrowing going to
the teen club. You can't be twenty at Sugar Mountain. Oh, okay, yeah,
it's a last and what he wrote the song about.
Would he say that, yeah, that's what it's about. He would, Yeah,
But it's it's an analogy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
It's to aging.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
It's I mean, it's it's what Josh is saying that
he's outgrown, he's outgrown the burrito.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Is that correct? Sure, you're you're too you're too mature
to go home and shoved the frozen burrito your face. Okay,
you know the last time. You just don't think of us.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
The weight, the weight that he probably want a was
on his remarks is worse than I ever thought. It's
just I don't expect you to understand how that's analogous
to the.

Speaker 8 (01:07:18):
Josh store, but that can be scientist of developer stor didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:07:21):
Need an analogy, that's the whole thing. I just made
a plan and clear. Will you do a taketo or
is that frozen burrito? Such a great question, Jeff, and absolutely,
because I think it's more adult. I think it's because
when I was growing up, taketos were served at like
our richer neighbor's house. We never had them in our house,

(01:07:42):
So in my mind, that's like a fancy or food.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Well, what's the gordido? Then I'm confused.

Speaker 9 (01:07:47):
That's something that's served taco taco bell it's got a
fluffy fat or shell.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
What's a taketo?

Speaker 9 (01:07:54):
A rolled up taco essentially, you know, like a little
egg roll, but roll a little very popular at the Yeah,
they are a delight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Yeah you dip them in.

Speaker 10 (01:08:03):
Yeah, you can a little bit of sour cream or
some salsa.

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
Okay, never had a tiqito before, of course he hasn't.

Speaker 10 (01:08:11):
That's okay, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
I agree. Scientists have developed an artificial tongue that can
measure the heat level in spicy foods.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Can I put it in my body?

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Save a lot of arguments? Okay, just.

Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
A flexible tongue shaped film was made from acrylic acid,
chaline chloride, and skim milk powder. When it comes into
contact with capation. Is that how you say that the
compound that makes chili peppers really hot? It produces an
electrical response. It can be measured in tests with eight

(01:08:57):
pepper varieties and multiple sauce. Says artificial tongues readings closely
matched human taste panels.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
And by the way, Josh, an artificial tongue can't tell
people what you did do it?

Speaker 9 (01:09:08):
Oh, yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
It doesn't have the company sucking ago Well Josh made
me do. I had to lick him in the no
no places.

Speaker 8 (01:09:18):
I had to say. The device could one day allow
food producers to quickly and accurately test spice levels without
risking anyone's taste.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
I don't know how you pronounced that word either, Christy.
That what is it? Is it capsation? And that's that's
the that's the hot stuff?

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Where?

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
What's that scale? The cold not cold Scovill scale? How
hot stuff is? I? I can't go very hot either,
medium medium races aces are I can eat the hot stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Guy, So the artificial tongue. Good to know what's coming
up in the news, CHRISTI, coming up?

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
We have sea otters in the news or runaway EMU.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Of course I've seen otters.

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
A couple of museum stories. I know that doesn't sound
really fascinating, but it is. And new undergarments for Mormons.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
We'll come back with that, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
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Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee. Hi, she's at the news center.
There's Pat Godwin, Hey Chick. There's Jeff Hoske, hey man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Hello, Josh Arnold, he's at the I Hate Steven Singer
sidekick chair.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Fixed
Sports desk. And here's Tom. Think you very much, Chick McGee.
I was making one of those Stofer's lasagnas over the weekend. Yeah,
oh they're good, and then it says vent first before eating.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
So I went off on the broken gas pump that
I had to use that day and is this is
this from your act and passwords that I can't remember.

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
I went to get gas this weekend and I noticed
that there was this gas flowing down the side of
my car.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
What, Yeah, there was a leak. It didn't seal right, No,
and I saw that. I thought maybe I had it
in wrong. I just did again. I kept doing it.
Oh so I just went somewhere else finally, so it
it worked at another station. No, No, my car was.
I put the gas pump in the handle thing and

(01:12:12):
it was leaking from where they Okay, I thought you
meant it was coming out of He can't tell anybody, No, okay,
not my problem. I just paid up for a bunch
of gas that didn't go in my car. Uh No,
but there's going to be somebody there pulls up behind
you and maybe light a cigarette.

Speaker 10 (01:12:32):
You know what, now that I think about it, I
don't think he made a stuffs lazagnia this weekend. Of course,
talking about.

Speaker 8 (01:12:41):
It, he's not talking to us.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
You're right.

Speaker 10 (01:12:47):
Why did it take two minutes for to dono me
that Thomas never made a stoffers anything wouldn't that wouldn't
be alive.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Your house is really good it is, but you didn't
make one this week. My dad used to be their attorney. Therefore,
I've always been a Stofer's guy. You see how about that?
There you go Vernon, mister Vernon Stofer, of course, Vernon,
Uncle Vernon coming to the Oh that's not you know,
uncle Vernon bringing his designers with him. Yeah, those are

(01:13:17):
if you you've had one? Oh no, are there right now?
I've never had a tostito whatever the thing was to Keto,
that sounds like a differ't drink to me.

Speaker 10 (01:13:27):
Oh no, you would love thee Yeah, you'll like them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yeah, they're good. You can even get them at your
finer Mexican restaurants. They'll make a special too. Isn't just
a brand name, it's it's a thing, like that's a thing. Okay,
a Mexican appetizer. Okay, we very much. That sounds very good. Update.

Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
Mister Osky told me about this just a couple of
minutes ago. Remember that story in Mississippi about the monkeys
that there was that car crash or truck crash and.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
The monkeys were running a running an I.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Can't tell, but apparently there are only two still loose.
What happened well, according to this.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
In the early hours of Sunday morning, Mss Jessica Ferguson
near Heidelberg, Mississippi, received an alert from her sixteen year
old son, who believed he'd seen one of the monkeys
in their yard. She spotted the animal and shot it.
Oh boy, I mean because the early reports of this,
which by the way, were incorrect. Apparently remember this. The

(01:14:28):
early reports suggested the monkeys may have been part of
some experiment and had had been infected.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I believe that it has now been.

Speaker 9 (01:14:36):
But what the it's told we've been told not to
worry about.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
But what makes no sense is they the early report
said no one was claiming that they knew where the
monkeys were going or where they'd come from, and Tulane
University had some vague connection. So how does a guy
drive in a truck full of monkeys not know where
he's going and where he got them?

Speaker 9 (01:14:57):
I'll tell you how. There are still people in this
world that know how to keep their mouths.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Shut where I appreciate that.

Speaker 11 (01:15:06):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
I know it's hard to believe, but yeah, uh, but
I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:15:13):
Regret where they were going from a medical facility to
whatever it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
In the early I just kept hearing that they no
one was claiming the monkeys. That's only now they all
reports did say that they were aggressive. Yeah, and that's
sick being shot at. They were. I thought they were sick.

Speaker 9 (01:15:35):
It originally came out that they were riddled with COVID, Yes,
yippies and yep c Yeah, and then it came out,
Oh no, no they're not.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
I'm going with the first report. Me too. Yeah, So
I don't blame this lady for picking off the monkey.

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
They're aggressive because they finally got out they don't want
to be picked up again.

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
But you can't have a monkey like that messing around
with your kids in the course.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
The biggest animal, you'd shoot to defend your kids, go ahead,
the biggest or the smallest. The biggest, I mean, well
the smallest. I don't know. You wouldn't go human, would
you know?

Speaker 10 (01:16:11):
I'd shoot a person? Oh yeah, yeah, I would murder
someone today.

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
I'd like to find out that the people that keep
sending me all this spam, I'd take them out. These
people that they screw, old old people with these financial scams.
I see every Friday night. We round them up and
burn them at the steak alive until they realize if
they keep doing it, they're going to get fried.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
How far are we from that public executions on paper?
I'm ready, We're right there. Uh, I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
There is a place apparently to get an update in this.
If I were in Mississippi, I definitely would have dressed
as a monkey for Halloween. That'd be only scary trick
or treating, knowing that they're loose, random disease ridden monkeys
running around.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
But Josh just made me. Josh, as usual, made me
rethink things.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Sometimes we all grasp we all, we all hang on
to our opinions, perhaps too much. And as Joss pointed out,
you know something, maybe when they first said they were
disease ridden, they probably were. And that's why no one
wants to claim these critters. And now they don't want
people to panic.

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
Yeah, the one guy who he wasn't supposed to say that,
they get hold of him.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Hey Arty, Yeah, yeah, man, Can I talk to you
for a second.

Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
Yeah, Hey, look, I told everybody about the sick monkeys.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
What was job one? What did I tell you not
to do? Being the press agent here for Monkey Incorporated?
What did I tell you not to do. Mention they're sick.
Mention they're sick. That's right, that's all I asked.

Speaker 9 (01:17:39):
I only told them about the three things. Why did
my my daughter Mary?

Speaker 6 (01:17:45):
Who?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
I have no idea? That's my favorite seat in Good Fellows?

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Were they they're having the party after the robbery, and
the one guy walks in. His wife's got a big
fur cod and he's driving a big cadillactic.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
It's in my mom's name. I love that. I love. Hey,
it's an my mom's name. Get rid of it, Get
rid of it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
So I guess there are only two monkeys. This article
doesn't make it clear if she says she shot a monkey,
but did she kill him the monkey?

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Yeah? Okay, do we have a song about monkeys? Oh,
we're down to two loose monkeys?

Speaker 13 (01:18:14):
Is that it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
That's it? Here we come.

Speaker 12 (01:18:18):
Loosen on the street, full out the back of a truck.
It's sick, nothing to eat. Hey, Hey, we'll loose monkeys
making Reese's monk ass sounds feces.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
We are playing him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
If you try and put us down.

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Yeah, okay, Josh, I'll tell you what I'm looking at.
I just found the Associated Press version of this story.
There is a photograph of two people that are searching
for the monkeys. They are wearing full hazmat gear.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
They are well they don't.

Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
Want to get bit by a monkey, no matter even
if they're not.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
It's got nothing to do with yes, it does. Also,
apparently the monkey that was shot is a day Uh
this this this other article says, yeah, she shot it dead.
She shot it well boy, miss miss Ferguson said.

Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
Miss Ferguson this quota to saying I did what any
other mother would do to protect her children. She has
five children, ages four to sixteen. She told the associated press.
I shot at it. It just stood there. Then I
shot again and he backed up. That's when he fell.
I got I got five bucks, said the sixteen year
old is still laughing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Yeah, his mom shooting a monkey. Would you like to
see your mom shoot a monkey?

Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
Josh, yes, yeah, I mean I'd be sad that the
whole thing's sad, but I would I'd be like, mom,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Yes, here we go. Here's the confusing thing in a
state Tulane University said the monkeys do not belong to
the university and they were not being transported by the university.

Speaker 9 (01:20:06):
Those aren't our very very sick monkeys.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
This story is a little Then where did the monkeys
come from? But it says they came from Tulane. Though.
This is really confusing, and.

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
There's apparently some secretive medical research facility that they're not
talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
And yeah, I'd like to know who's behind this love
the secret medical facility.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Thanks Obama.

Speaker 9 (01:20:35):
I was gonna say, Fauci, Well, Tom, Tom was making
a joke.

Speaker 13 (01:20:40):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
This story makes no sense. It says that's what they want.

Speaker 9 (01:20:48):
They wanted to not make enough sense for you to
give up on them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
That's right. But then this one says, oh, I never mind,
They're never mind. It's too confusing.

Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
We'll keep up with this monkey thing. Pat be sure
to do a version that's hey, hey we're the monkey.
When someone shoots the next.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
One, hey hey I'm the monkey. Okay, thank thank you
very much, Christy, Christive, what's coming up?

Speaker 8 (01:21:14):
Coming up? We still have our Mormon's story. We have
female firefighters with the calendar, not just the males. We
have human teeth, we have fat squirrels, and we have
a passenger who got a little upset with a couple
of teens in a flight, had to get diverted.

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
We'll talk about that again. Someone needs to invent, you know,
in a submarine, they've got that thing. They put that
tube and.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
They put the torpedoes.

Speaker 6 (01:21:38):
Yeah, they put the end. We need to invent one
of those for airplanes. So when one of these douchebags
pulls one of these stunts, you stick them in there
and hey, you want to land, good luck.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
That's how they punish people for the most egregious infractions
in space. They shoot them out the air locks. Yeah, well,
it's a by the time we.

Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
Started doing it, it seems like every day now we're
getting one of these things. Are they gonna have to
stop serving booze on planes because of this guy? We'll
find out what he did. It's quite surprising.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Actually. When we returned to the Orelioto Parts Studios, this
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (01:22:12):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
is Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:22:22):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tops Show at
the Silac Insurance News Center. It's Christy Lee. Hey, there's
Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Oscy, Hey man, there's Josh Allen. Oh,
it's Josh Arnold of course he's at the Stephen Singer
was genuinely funny kick when you didn't realize you'd introduced

(01:22:42):
it did That's the second thing I would do, thinking
about that's why, that's why I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Do the intro the NFL. There's a Cosby. I'm Chick
Maghee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom, who's
the most famous? Christy Christie? I said, Christy can't Brinkley?
Is she like one hundred Christy Brinkley?

Speaker 8 (01:23:04):
She looks like fifty?

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Good luck for that's wonderful. She related to that. She
related to the famous broadcaster David Brinkley. It's her uncle, really, husband.
I'm never I'm never not surprised that as often as
I lie in here, you and Christy still buy it
a lot. I know I do leitimate, I trust you.

(01:23:27):
Wanson Sure, Christy Lee Cook.

Speaker 8 (01:23:30):
Oh, she was on American Idol or something.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Christy McNichol, of course, is at the top of the list.
You remember her as buddy maybe I'm the famous one
on family.

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
Well, you have a homeowner's question, new homeowner, I have
a gas remote control fireplace.

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
You know you just go if you if you change
your name you are no longer responsible for your mortgage,
but please continue.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Okay, Wow, that's a great Hey, with prices going up
and everything else, that's a good idea.

Speaker 8 (01:24:03):
Do I have to have the flu open for a
gas fireplace?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Starve a flu, feed a cold?

Speaker 11 (01:24:10):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Right? Yeah, no, I would. I think you did. I
think you did. Well. Do gas fireplaces have.

Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
They don't really have any.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:24:21):
Well, I have a flu because it's in the old fireplace.
But do I need to open the flu?

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
That's a carbon? Give me a minute, I'll give you
an answer. Is an invisible killer? I was doing some
homework during the break. I passed it along to you. Christy.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
We have the story about the underwear worn by Mormons,
and I learned about this with one of our comedian
guests was telling me about it, and then I saw
Ryan Hamilton and he was talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
And I thought he was kidding. Uh. The in the
play The Book of Mormon, which is a terrific stage play,
by the way, they talk about that it's a musical.
But Christy, did you see what I I sent you
over there? Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:25:02):
But first let's do the story.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
And then the point is this underwear is worn almost
all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:25:08):
They're temple garments, yes, and the Mormon shirts. The Church
of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints is now unveiling
a new sleeveless version of the sacred undergarments. Many women
say it's a welcome change. The garments, traditionally worn beneath
modest clothing of long symbolized faith and personal covenants. For
Mormons in general, temple garments are worn day and night

(01:25:31):
by observant adult members who've received them. But they were
heavy and they were kind of itchy. I think a
lot of people would complain about that. They're worn under
normal clothing at almost all times, similar in purpose to
other faith's, to religious symbols like across or a yamica.
They of course move for activities like swimming and exercising

(01:25:52):
and things like that, but normally.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
They would wear them, And wasn't there also isn't one
aspect of it that when it comes to uh.

Speaker 8 (01:26:02):
Intimate activities you lift them on that there.

Speaker 6 (01:26:04):
Were holes in in the end that for teens and
for young Mormons that if something you know at a petting.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Party, if you will, it's another barrier. Yeah, but it's
also it makes them. Think about it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
I see church designers, both men and women, worked with
Lingerie manufacturers for two years to develop the new improved versions.
Earlier designs were known, as I had mentioned, for being restrictive, warm,
and made from heavy fabrics, often uncomfortable in hot climates
or for women with health concerns. The new updated style

(01:26:42):
uses lighter, breathable materials and a simplified shape, allowing greater
comfort while preserving religious significance.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
They're sold at bathsheb is secret at them all. You
can grab yourself some nice underwear was bathshet. I'm right
there with you, with you, we had your victorious secret.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Does that see? What an odd? I mean? What does
it say? I didn't I don't have in front of me.

Speaker 12 (01:27:14):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
What was the other religious things that other religions do,
things like like a yamaka that things that are that
are visible. So I think this must have been there,
the idea behind this, This was obviously created what a
little more than one hundred years years ago, not that
long ago. I mean, the the skull caps and stuff
have been around religious various religions forever. And my contention,

(01:27:38):
by the way, that's because a lot of the elders
would get bald and want one wanted to look like
the guitar player in you two.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
But this is a slippery slope. First the underwhere I
tell what's the next caffeine? I'm just telling you, Oh,
if they get allowed the caffeine, you're gonna Is there
a special Mormon cola?

Speaker 6 (01:27:56):
I'm sure there is. Yeah, some kind of unc jc
in Utah. Do they sell a lot a lot more
caffeine free? That's that would be kind of interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
My daughter is in Salt Lake City this week, something
about her job or something. I don't know, but anyway,
she texted me yesterday and said, why is Utah known
as the beehive State? I don't know why. I made
up some extrapolated live about in eighteen twenty seven Caleb
Utah was the only nourishment he had was a beehive
or something.

Speaker 8 (01:28:27):
Where is it the beehive hairdoo.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
The beehive symbolizes hard work, industry, and cooperation, reflecting the
perseverance of early Mormon settlers. That's where it came from, right,
And there's a giant beehive outside the outskirts of Salt
Lake City, outside the outside down so like they were
at Alta or in the ski slopes right almost to provo.

(01:28:50):
Great skiing, great skiing in Utah. By the way, is
that right? Oh? Absolutely, Christy.

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
To answer your question is, yes, you have to gas
fireplace according to this account require that they be vented
somehow often with a flu.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
So there may be something. But you can keep my
flu open three and sixty five days a year, because
sure my heating bills off the chart, but it makes
me feel safe. But you reset it over the weekend
for standard flu time. Yes, yes, I did you you
magnificent master, I sure did.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
By the way, we have a we have a request
for a special Daylight Savings time song coming your way.
But as it would be smart of us to remind
you when you do change your clocks, I have to
go around my house and change.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
A bunch of clocks. I would give anything to follow
you around on I've only changed day after three of them,
but one in the car and then the alarm clock
and the one in my office.

Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
So now I bet Josh remembers this. You know what
I do on daylight saving song? Yes, you start like
six days in advance. I go early, I go a
way early, and I didn't go as early as I
normally do. I went just the day before. Okay, so
Saturday morning I got up and moved all the clocks back.
Then I spent the rest of Saturday trying to figure out.

Speaker 8 (01:30:07):
What time it was going everywhere early, and I.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
Had my phone, And I mean, did you find yourself
well sleeping Saturday night Sunday morning looking at the clock,
going wait a minute, is it do I go this
way or that way?

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
I can never remember?

Speaker 8 (01:30:20):
It's easy, spring flow'd all that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
Swig Mormon is a popular dirty soda that originated in Utah,
a state with a large Mormon population. The chain's popularity,
it's just swig. I'm sorry, Swig. Oh server by my house.
There's a there's a line of cars every day at
two thirty. It's link to status as a caffeine free

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alternative for some members who avoid coffee and tea.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Based on the World of Wisdom, we have a Swig
around here. Oh, I got it. It's packed.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
I have no idea what this is. Is it like
Bubble Team soda shop? Yeah, there's a there is a
drive through.

Speaker 10 (01:30:59):
And dude, when my daughter's school, well, our daughter's school.
When it would let out, it would be like we
waited line an hour and twelve minutes for drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Absolutely, yeah, no, no, we wouldn't wow. Well, yeah, can
you go in or do you have to go? Jerk
the call?

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
You answer jerky?

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Okay, I forgot it.

Speaker 10 (01:31:27):
I forgot that we had a friend in the car,
or we would have not waited even five minutes. But
they were told they could go.

Speaker 8 (01:31:37):
Gotcha.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
Yeah, we had some out of town people and then
they heard it was there. That became a destination.

Speaker 9 (01:31:43):
So they have their own cola, their own Basically, it's
just cola that they pour milk into or half and half,
and they charged you twelve dollars a glass. So there's
pretty much one drink that most people get.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Yeah, but very popular. So that answers our questions. We've
we've we've learned a lot this break. Mormons have new
sexy underwear and uh swig was invented by a Mormon
mother to revisit.

Speaker 8 (01:32:10):
The Mormon underwear when we come back as bad as
a song.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
For me, I too have special underwear.

Speaker 11 (01:32:14):
There you go?

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Is that right? Dodwinized them.

Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
You know, why don't you use your instrument to tell
us who expressed myself through then I pick up the
acoustic guitar. That would be great before we get to
a Pat song real quick. We have a brand new
pop up shop. It's up and running. Jess Hooker has
been working on this Forest one a great job. We
have two new sweat sweatshirts sorry where did they come from?

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Sweatshirts? And a couple of D shirts.

Speaker 9 (01:32:45):
Those tiny strokes are going to become more often.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
A little tiny just a brain bleed, that's all it is.
And I was just micro dosing some of osca's most
recent Uh go to Bob and check it out.

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
While you're there, get ready to uh make your picks
for week ten coming up in the NFL. Now are we,
by the way, are we talking to Kostaki? I know
he's going to Berlin for that game next weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:33:16):
Yeah, we're supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
It's on the calendar. Good. I'm looking forward to talking
to him. Yeah. Right now, ladies and gentlemen, let's check
in with Chick McGee and simply say.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
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Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
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Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
Thank you very much, Chick. When we come back, mister
Goblin will have his latest song. Also, we have exciting
news in the world of escaped critters. It's more than
just diseased monkeys running around out there. We'll find out
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Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News Desk.

Speaker 6 (01:35:20):
No, there's Pat Gonwin May Chick, Jeff Oske, hey Man,
Josh Arnold II. There, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick at the
Prize Picks Sports Desk. Hello Tom, Hello Check. But yeah,
I've got another monkey update coming your way in a
few minutes. But we were talking about this thing. The
Mormon Church has changed the rules about what kind of

(01:35:42):
underwear the folks can wear there, and I've been reading
a little bit about it. It says the special underwear
typically has to be worn day and night, except, as
Christie said, when you're swimming. We're doing sporting activities. But
I guess they've they've loosened up the regulations.

Speaker 8 (01:36:00):
Another they've made a sleepless version, and they've made the
fabric a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
Lighter, sleeveless horm waits, no sleeves. You know what they say,
No sleeves, no hymen. Oh you have a song about
this path. I too have special underwear. Yeah you know
what I do what?

Speaker 12 (01:36:19):
I put dryer sheets in my underwear and walk her
around with sada kid. I can let one rip and
not foul the air. I have dryer sheets in my underwear.
If I crop dust the hall at my work, no
one thinks I'm a jerk.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
They somemell lavender like I just washed clothes. Hanna, pleasant
scent wafts up their nose.

Speaker 12 (01:36:48):
I put dryer sheets in my underwear, and I don't smell.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
Like a grizzly beer. It's softens my little dairy. I
have dry or sheets in my underwear.

Speaker 12 (01:37:02):
It puts a bounce in my step, makes me more
comfidentent lover, give it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Your all, put all to the test.

Speaker 12 (01:37:12):
When you get downy and dirty under the covers all
and I want relief. I take a dryer sheet because
wet ones are messy and powder's four feet Oh I
don't need beano if.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
I have gas, because I got something for that.

Speaker 11 (01:37:32):
Ass.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
I put dryer sheets.

Speaker 9 (01:37:35):
In my BBDs and you'll never know.

Speaker 12 (01:37:38):
I just cut the cheese because I have dry sheets
in my underwear. No smelling like Limburger, no more steps.
I have dryer balls too, and straight through hair. I
have to dryer sheets in my underwear. I have to
dry sheets in my underwear.

Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
Oh very nice, thank you very much. A good solution
for that problem. We were talking about the loose monkeys. Yeah,
some lady shot one in Mississippi over the weekend, so
we're down to two loose monkeys. That authorities they are
not diseased, but I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:38:19):
Of course, not a misinformation in this.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Now, a monkey on the loose in South Carolina was
captured using coffee. Oh yeah, so I just got to
have a cup of coffee.

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
This was not a scientific research Reci's monkey was a
pet spider monkey.

Speaker 9 (01:38:36):
Don't tranquilize me before I've had my coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Named Ava. They cornered her at the First National Bank
of South Carolina and.

Speaker 9 (01:38:46):
Trying to steal money.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
Or maybe trying to make it the punt.

Speaker 6 (01:38:52):
The town clerk, Miss Casey Hill, heard about the monkeys
escaped and they had escaped, and she went out there
with a couple of coffee, set it down there and
he came over. The monkey came up and started thirsty,
and the monkey had a leisha on. So Miss Hill
walked up, stepped on the leash and was able to

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capture the monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
Now, I don't know much about this. If it were me,
I would make I think you're probably better off giving
a monkey the decalf, probably you get you don't want
a heavily caffeinated monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Wow. So anyway, if you want to, if you wanted
what sheriff, I'm not really her fault. She wasn't erupted,
but be careful. Well, I didn't sound like sheriff. Go ahead,
he was. I was just gonna say, if you want to,
because to lure, I didn't know you could lure a

(01:39:45):
monkey with coffee. Uh. You can lure a hipster with espresso. Yes,
if there are loose hipster pets out there, you could
lure a fish. Now, before we get to a little
bit of history, Christy, what have you got Our.

Speaker 8 (01:40:03):
Sheriffs deputies in Ohio were let on an unusual chase.
They were in hot pursuit of a runaway EMU. The
Guernsey County Sheriff's Office said the escaped EMU was found
wandering on a local road. Don't know vieta leash A.
Deputy Leggott and Deputy Damit responded to the scene and
tried to chase down the wayward bird.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
It is Deputy damn It, d a y M you
dam it. That poor guy his whole life. I'm Damon David.
I know following brother Godfrey has a really bad.

Speaker 8 (01:40:41):
Following a forty five minute pursuit, the emu's owner arrived
to retrieve the animal.

Speaker 6 (01:40:47):
Okay, I have a question why if people have EMUs?
I mean, obviously there's that one long running commercial for
Liberty Mutual.

Speaker 8 (01:40:57):
Are a lot of people that have ostriches or EMUs?

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
I mean, can you eat them? Ostrich? Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:41:02):
Is emo emo meat got to go to a cure
concerts and.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Meet remember we had we had Ostridge meet in the
air one morning.

Speaker 9 (01:41:15):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
But I've not had em I don't know, maybe get
it as a pet. So were the cops actually physically
running after the emo?

Speaker 6 (01:41:24):
I don't I hope, so, oh, there we go. It's
a shot of it. Boy, that is a weird looking critter. Boy,
isn't it looks like a lama had sex with a pigeon.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
If you told me that they found life on Mars
and it looked like an emu, I go, oh, yeah,
that's that seems about right. Is there a doctor Susian
look about it? Little bit a little bit?

Speaker 10 (01:41:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
And there was ostridge looking So.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
They're they flightless bird? Presumably? Presumably I believe they're related
to the castwary. That's absolutely right. Yeah, but what castiwary.
It's not a bird. It's an old gum tree. Castwear
has a talent razors.

Speaker 8 (01:42:05):
Those are creepy birds.

Speaker 6 (01:42:08):
Birds nowhere near as creepy as the shoebill stork, though,
that's really remember.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
That odd.

Speaker 6 (01:42:16):
Unending gazed a thousand miles stairs just our yard yard Standiu.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
I know Jim Cavanough, our good friend, the comedian, is
chasing emu phillips. I think to Ohio to go bananas
pretty soon. I'll have to look that up. That would
be a great show.

Speaker 10 (01:42:35):
Josh, you were talking about the cure earlier. I don't know,
did I ever tell you. I have my grass at
my house is actually emo. Yeah it's great. It cuts itself. Okay,
I give him shot. Now we have to give a phone.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
If you or someone you know, what's a better lawn.
My neighbor has something cool I've never seen before. Oh boy,
they have this is a private security keep you out. Well,
that's that. Of course, they have a lawn service that
is uh, super quiet. It's got a big thing. It's

(01:43:17):
all electric lawn. Oh. I'd love to get hooked up
with them.

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
So they they come out and they all of their
vehicles and everything are electric, so they don't they're not
as noisy as Oh gotcha.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
I didn't know that was a thing.

Speaker 9 (01:43:31):
I'm pretty much that way out that way. Yeah, I've
gone all electric. But it's uh, yeah, that's great that
there are services out there that provide it to.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
Go a little quieter. I noticed that while I was
using my leaf blower day to click.

Speaker 9 (01:43:45):
On Sunday morning, that's my battery powered leaf blower is
still loud as they Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
There's an invention.

Speaker 8 (01:43:51):
They got to come up with a quiet leaf blower.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
And you determined that you guys told me I shouldn't
I shouldn't use my leaf blower prior to ten o'clock
in the morning on a Sunday. Absolute, yeah, yeah, earl.
When when were you using it? I was cleaning out
my garage. Be honest, what time might a bit I
get up early on?

Speaker 9 (01:44:10):
It was pre eight I think.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
Yeah, absolutely, Oh, I'd be so mad.

Speaker 8 (01:44:14):
You imagine the one day I get to sleep in
the one day.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
So if you're looking to make a million dollars, I'll
come up with a super quiet leaf blower that could
be the next Wait, there is what it's called a
break mine's battery power, and it's louder than anything.

Speaker 12 (01:44:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
Yeah, it's hard to keep those things. Well, I say
we go to little history for you guys, right right, Okay,
wait a minute. We can't do it all for him,
no substance, you know us. Now for today in history,
November three three. I didn't know this and born in

(01:44:53):
seventeen ninety three Stephen F. Austin.

Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
Uh, that's what Austin named after the founder of Texas.
So why didn't they call Texas Austin? Well, they did
what they called Pennsylvania William penn they don't call I'm
just saying does not make.

Speaker 10 (01:45:14):
More He find it.

Speaker 9 (01:45:15):
Before Sam Houston founded Houston.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
There's a fight. This says he, This says he's the
guy that founded Texas.

Speaker 9 (01:45:22):
Well, Austin is the capital, right and before Dallas Diamond
page Diamond, Dallas page founded Dallas.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Wait a minute, what is this? There we go, there's
a mistake. This Texas the stars and are big and.

Speaker 12 (01:45:53):
Where is you know?

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
This is Christie why then high? Yes, I'm very proud
of you.

Speaker 8 (01:46:00):
A gene that he has the Geenaudry's greatest HiT's over there.

Speaker 12 (01:46:05):
What do you go?

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
I love the least objectionable singing voice I've ever heard. Yeah,
that is stripping mistaken for no one singing. What do
you mean it's no, there's nothing in there. It's it's
barely it's too loud.

Speaker 9 (01:46:23):
I reader Peyty's Big Adventure. He's on the phone in
the phone booth. He goes I'm in Texas, and they're like, yeah, right,
he goes here, I'll.

Speaker 13 (01:46:29):
Prove it.

Speaker 9 (01:46:33):
The phone because the stars at night, everybody thoughts.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Texas. This is a long instrumental section like the clarinet soul.
That's nice. It is nice. It's a great song. Chicken Hogs,
Chickson Hawks squawks. I think it's chicks and hawks, isn't it?

(01:47:01):
Chicken hawks, Chicken hawks, some good lyrics chicken hog chicken.
What's your point about his boys? I think it's great.
It's it's barely singing. Not as bad as Jack Johnson,
but close. Oh I love Jack johnsa Pancakes. Don't you
do it?

Speaker 10 (01:47:22):
Jack Johnson?

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
Yeah, I did do something like that. I could get
to that same bubble toes. I like that and the
other one. There's two from the first album. I give
him a pass on one big hit. I forget what
that is. We all fell for it, yeah, we all.
But banana pancakes.

Speaker 8 (01:47:41):
No, you don't like banana banks?

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
Race your voice at least once? What is this? So
I'll walk down Geene Autry's greatest hits. I'm back in
saddle again, great sir, always disliked.

Speaker 8 (01:48:01):
This is Tom and his little cowboy outfit, like a
seven year old running around the house. Mom and dad
are playing Gene Autry on the Victrola.

Speaker 10 (01:48:12):
He's got his cap guns out, just fireing away.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
I used to do at home, all by yourself, a
thing when I was when I was working down in
the land, I would play back in the Saddleagan by Geenry.
I didn't play aerosmith. That's great stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:48:30):
When Tom was a child and his brothers would play
cowboys and any non whites, I'm try.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
It wasn't just Indians. Yeah, this is the big hit. Yeah,
there's Jack john Flake a nice song. Yeah. He still
really doesn't sing in this one, but it didn't sound
like anything else. Yeah. Sorry, but you can't sing with him.

Speaker 9 (01:48:56):
It's like if duncan she got too hot?

Speaker 6 (01:49:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh, we gotta finish history, don'ly sorry,
let's see born minute.

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Pat has a song I believe? Is that the beat
right there?

Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
Jack Johnson Everett. Jack Johnson's song sounds like the last
Jack Johnson's song. Everybody sing along, Oh to.

Speaker 12 (01:49:23):
A Jack Johnson's song. It's the same records and the
shuffle beats. Oh right, rehearse record repeat, Oh, come on.

Speaker 10 (01:49:36):
And it's not too deep.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
All mellow out and go to sleep, Go to sleep because.

Speaker 12 (01:49:43):
It's Jack Johnson's song and it sounds like the last
Jack Johnson song.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Smoke that Maui Wowie and a coconut bomb. You gotta
be high, You gotta be high when you hear a
Jack Johnson's song studio fade now.

Speaker 9 (01:50:05):
Never right, jealous, very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
I love that. Uh now let's see together. So I
don't like that weekend You're just right, You're just not
because I'm right. He never sings?

Speaker 10 (01:50:20):
Have you seen have you seen him live?

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
Yeah? I kind of figured you.

Speaker 8 (01:50:23):
I've seen him live.

Speaker 2 (01:50:28):
He's good.

Speaker 6 (01:50:28):
Have you ever gotten in the car for a concert
and looked over to whoever you're going with and go,
what are we going to see again?

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
You ever done that?

Speaker 12 (01:50:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:50:36):
Yeah, Christie, don't you have a lot of don't you
have a lot of Zach Bryan going on? Going out
the house?

Speaker 11 (01:50:43):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:50:45):
Yeah, primarily in the car. One of my daughters likes
that exclusively, the sad ones. So does this guy have
anything upbeat that?

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
What are you going? It's been schooled and found out.
What are you going to do if one if your
daughters brings home a really fat guy.

Speaker 9 (01:51:03):
Right right, a big a big redbeard, big fat and
just a yeah he's quite he's over three.

Speaker 6 (01:51:12):
Hey I got I'm gonna say, hey, look, buddy, I
got all this candy from Halloween?

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
Ik it? Obviously this left over game. Help yourself. I'm
a generous soul. Obviously Henry's not missing any meals. I
can see that.

Speaker 6 (01:51:27):
We're gonna have to finish today in history when we
come back. I think at this point, let's talk about, uh,
what's inside?

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
What's inside my shoes and lot?

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Speaker 9 (01:52:23):
It always threw us a linguistics professor. He was a
creative writing professor, and so he was yeah, orange oying?

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
Am I right in thinking? There isn't a Saint Louis
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Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
Thank you very much, and I can give a quick
plug to this. I mentioned it earlier.

Speaker 6 (01:54:12):
Emo Phillips and Tim Cavan are going to be at
Go Banana is coming up Sunday, November twenty third, officially
in Montgomery, Ohio.

Speaker 9 (01:54:21):
Great great show.

Speaker 6 (01:54:22):
Yeah, that'll be a terrific show. Little Timmy Cave. They'll
soon look forward to it, and I will too. Pat
Godwin is on the road coming up November fourteenth, a
special event in Greenfield at a place called the Ricks.
That'll be Pat Godwin Friday, November fourteenth and the fifteenth
Saturday in Lima.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
Ohio at.

Speaker 6 (01:54:44):
A special it's called the U n o H Event
Center with Pat Godwin and Josh Arnold.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
And Jeff osc you know event center? Is that what
it's called? Do you know? I'm just pat. What is
it called? H yeah, oh you say you don't call
it the where you know?

Speaker 10 (01:55:01):
Events center?

Speaker 2 (01:55:02):
There you go? I know, yeah, I do? Do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:55:06):
And I know?

Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
Great?

Speaker 6 (01:55:07):
Great, that's its chick and I agree on one song
coming up today in history part two.

Speaker 2 (01:55:13):
Uh, and I'll have my embarrassing Dave Mason story. Come okay.
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Speaker 11 (01:55:22):
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Speaker 2 (01:55:32):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Sorry,
did mean to scare you. I feel like that Hey
was startling, wasn't it good? Energetic?

Speaker 6 (01:55:41):
Yeah, there's a Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Killer songs today from Pat.

Speaker 10 (01:55:50):
Thank you all stop, please it down beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:55:53):
Jeff Hoske, Yes sir. At the opposite end of the spectrum, Yes, sir,
there's Josh Arnholds.

Speaker 6 (01:55:58):
Yes, No songs from Jeff today with you Today, No output.
You gotta you gotta write a song. I'm Harry and weird.
There's your title.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
All right, I'm on it.

Speaker 6 (01:56:07):
There's a Cosby. Hey, I'm chick. Hello Tom, I'm Harry
and he got the bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have that.
I mentioned the the Carl Marx beard. Chick pointed out
that really isn't relatable. Who is who has a beard
like that? That's really well known?

Speaker 2 (01:56:28):
Well, zach alafan Akis, but he's kind of on the
Wayne the Duck dynasty. Guys. That's the Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:56:34):
Yeah, yeah, they're back. Yeah, yeah, that's right. They do
have a new show.

Speaker 2 (01:56:39):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:56:40):
We were trying to get Today in History out of
the way. Yeah, we didn't get real far because we
got into uh gene autry and back in the saddle
again because we're talking Today in History of Part two,
November three.

Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
Here's Tom.

Speaker 6 (01:56:53):
We started off with the Stephen F. Austin, the founder
of Texas. But they didn't name the state Austin. They
named the city. I hear he was really weird.

Speaker 2 (01:57:04):
Austin was.

Speaker 6 (01:57:06):
Oh, keep Austin weird. By the way, have you noticed
that started? Other cities are stealing that?

Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
Sure, it doesn't work. You can't do that. I mean,
it's keep Austin weird, isn't it.

Speaker 9 (01:57:18):
Hasn't it become Keep Austin corporate and overcrowded?

Speaker 2 (01:57:22):
Isn't that? You know what, Josh, you're speaking to my
language speaking? Okay, My Happy Birthday nineteen twenty one.

Speaker 6 (01:57:29):
The actor Charles Bronson is who I think has the
record for having movies with the word death in the title.
I don't know if we can call upon him, but
Josh Arnold does the best. Charles Bronson, James Brinson, that's good.
I'll kill you for what you did to my wief.

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
What's her name? Jill Ireland, the Susan.

Speaker 8 (01:57:56):
John No, No, who was it?

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
Joe Clay, Jill Ireland, Jill Ireland, was Ireland, Kathy Ireland,
Kathy Ireland, No, one of them. He was apparently a
really good guy, by the way.

Speaker 9 (01:58:09):
I'm a fan. Yeah, and he plays that what's Once
upon a Time in the West where he's just he
just whistles.

Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
Oh, yeah, he's great. Thirty dozen death wish one through fifty.
Jill Ireland was his wife. Yeah, it's a Happy Birthday
nineteen friend Anna is a pronounced wind Tour. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:58:28):
Well, the lady from Vogue wind Tower Window.

Speaker 9 (01:58:31):
She's the silly glasses lady.

Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
Yeah, shades all the time, you know what.

Speaker 8 (01:58:34):
I used to make fun of that, but I think
people do get sensitivity to light at some point, and.

Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
That come with being a giants. I'm just I'm just difficult,
that's right. Jim Cummings. Anybody who this guy is nineteen,
I don't know, but he's constantly smiling. I know that
he's not Jim's coming. Jim's Jim Cummings. He's the voice
of Winnie the pooh Oh.

Speaker 9 (01:59:03):
Yeah, that guy does some great Instagram stuff now where
he'll have other voice actors on and they talk.

Speaker 8 (01:59:09):
I've seen him reading his books to his grandkids the voice.

Speaker 6 (01:59:14):
Happy Birthday Dennis Miller, comedian God I love, and I
don't know if we can call upon him to do this,
but Josh Arnold does a great Dennis Miller. Well, I
don't want to toot my own horn here, reference something
obscure quickly.

Speaker 9 (01:59:29):
That's like a whole stoy or to meet up with.

Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
Uh Mickey spell, you know what I mean. Happy Birthday
Dolph Lundren.

Speaker 9 (01:59:42):
I don't know if we can put it on him,
but Josh Arnold does a great Yeah. I think Jick
McGee is being humble here, he really does a grill.

Speaker 2 (01:59:55):
Dolph.

Speaker 6 (01:59:56):
By the way, on a fulbright scholarship to m I
t in chemical he's a chemical engineer. No, that's a
pr amazed. That's a very bright fabrication from the press agent.
Oh no, this one I did a little homework on. Uh,
Chick will know this. Nineteen fifty seven, the Soviet Union
launched a dog into space, but Nick two, which dog was.

Speaker 12 (02:00:20):
L A?

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
I k A? I like, now, are you okay if
I tell you what happened to the little doggie? Well,
I doubt the dog is still alone back inside out?
Didn't he? Uh came back like a flying just as
the capsule.

Speaker 6 (02:00:39):
But I had always heard this is this gets kind
of complicated, George Scotty that the tradition of the cosmonauts
peeing on the.

Speaker 2 (02:00:50):
Started with the dog, started with the dog. And there
were there were at least like the dog, three dogs
that I've managed to find it were before it.

Speaker 6 (02:01:02):
Yeah, yeah, if not more, But Laika didn't. That's kind
of a apocryphal story. But those cosmonauts, I tell you,
it was a three dog flight. You see what I'm saying.
It says at least more than a dozen Russian dogs
were launched into space preparing for the first man.

Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
Soviet doesn't sound all. You remember the first comed to
go up? Right? Who was that? Grgar? Uri Gagarin? Well,
the first one we heard about at least a dozen guys.

Speaker 6 (02:01:35):
Before.

Speaker 2 (02:01:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:01:38):
But on April twelfth, nineteen sixty one, Well, being driven
to the launch pad, Uri gagar and asked the driver
to pull over. He stepped in the just a second,
this gets interest, step in the transport bus and pede
on the right rear wheel. And it became a tradition,
and even the female cosmonauts would put urine into a

(02:01:58):
container and throw it on the launch vehicle.

Speaker 2 (02:02:01):
They wouldn't show Bush is there?

Speaker 13 (02:02:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:02:04):
Why would they just show Bush?

Speaker 2 (02:02:06):
Guys, that's what you're doing now, I'm getting bored the
word you want?

Speaker 10 (02:02:11):
I'm more surprised they had female cosmonauts like that. You
women would be allowed to do that over there?

Speaker 2 (02:02:17):
It was years later. It was an experiment. I wanted
to see how boobs did.

Speaker 7 (02:02:22):
Yeah, okay, you want to hear about my first meeting
with Dennis Miller, whose birthday is today, christ To hear
about it. I mean, yeah, I opened for him, and
I had my guitar around my neck and I was tuning, uh,
and he was introduced to me and he goes, hey,
I'm Dennis Miller.

Speaker 2 (02:02:36):
What's your name is? He looks down at the guitar, Hank.
So he said it all with one yeah, Hank, you
get the whole Dennis Miller hat. We have to squeeze
this in.

Speaker 9 (02:02:51):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:02:51):
In nineteen fifty seven, Sam Cook appeared in the Ed
Sullivan show Love Sam Cooke. Anybody know the story on this? No,
this is this is absolutely true. They they threatened they
had to cut him over. There's a documentary right there
right now. Ed Sullivan was absolutely at the point the
vanguard of the vanguard of the civil rights movement. He

(02:03:12):
made sure that there were a lot of black performers
on American television.

Speaker 2 (02:03:15):
However, that particular day and then I think maybe the
guy spin on the plates went to I don't know
what happened, but they had to cut him off in
the middle of the song. Oh they did, really, Yeah,
they invited him back. Oh that's good. I thought that
was so funny.

Speaker 6 (02:03:30):
And then last year Sam Cook wasn't done yet The
most important thing is that the Kingsmen recorded Louis Louis
on this state in nineteen sixty three, allegedly at a
cost of fifty dollars.

Speaker 8 (02:03:44):
And by the lyrics are so old.

Speaker 6 (02:03:46):
They didn't know the words. They copied them off of
a jukebox. I think from a version I want to say,
by Paul Revere and the Raiders. Every record exact since
then has looked at their performers. Look, they recorded Louis
Louis for fifty bucks?

Speaker 2 (02:03:59):
What do are you? Tchereye? What the hell?

Speaker 9 (02:04:02):
The bane of every musical performer.

Speaker 6 (02:04:04):
Everything now Here's that this is an interesting story. In
nineteen eighty four, Billy Ocean hit number one with Caribbean Queen.
Great great, did you know that he did? He also
did this is not not making this up. He did
European Queen and African Queen. He which is smart. He
did different versions of it.

Speaker 8 (02:04:23):
Oh to sell in those particular contrast.

Speaker 6 (02:04:25):
Every once in a while Aesel backed me up on this.
I can remember getting separate versions of certain things.

Speaker 2 (02:04:31):
I have another story that will blow your mind. Lee Greenwood. Yeah,
God Bless the USA. He also does God Bless Canada. No,
I'm not making that up. Well, that's wow, honest to
is that I know of God bless Canada. There could
be God bless Mexico or God bless Uruguay. I don't

(02:04:51):
know that God bless Bevladivostok, God bless whoever is going
to write me a check. That kind of takes away
some of the soul of the old matter a little bit. Okay, Well,
there were more things. One more thing. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (02:05:05):
The movie Shakespeare in Love premiered in New York in
nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 2 (02:05:09):
I hate myself, but I love that move.

Speaker 9 (02:05:11):
Help don't hate yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:05:12):
I love I do too. I'm glad it won that
Absolutely love.

Speaker 6 (02:05:15):
It and it was It was great because a lot
of high school kids had to go see it. And
you know her, one thing leads to another when.

Speaker 2 (02:05:20):
You start that English accent is perfect. Yes, it really is.

Speaker 6 (02:05:23):
Before Gwyneth Paltrow was selling her candles that smell like
her vagina, as she calls them. Now more more interesting
things around the way, including We'll be checking in with
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. We have
a firefighter calendar with ladies on it, and another amazing
story about some of them went wrong with an airplane
flight and instead of crossing the ocean, they had to

(02:05:45):
turn it around. We'll find out what happened, I think
from the O'Reilly Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (02:05:51):
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Speaker 2 (02:05:52):
Text us eight eight eight two six two eight sixty
six one. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey,
welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (02:06:04):
At the Silac Insurance News Desk, it's Christy Lee. There's
Pat Godwin, Hello Chick.

Speaker 2 (02:06:09):
There's Jeff Hoske hey Man. Hello Josh Arnold Chickster. He's
at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick Chin. There's Ace Cosby.
I am chick Wighee in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
I have a couple of new letters to read, and
here's Tom. Let's get right to your letters.

Speaker 6 (02:06:26):
What do you got over there, Dear Bob and Tom Show,
Dear Chick, specifically, I hope you step in dog crap
while wearing your favorite kicks.

Speaker 2 (02:06:35):
Oh what happens? Dot dot dot? Josh is my favorite?
Oh my, and this might explain. It's the signature signed
bald bearded guy.

Speaker 6 (02:06:45):
Bald bearded guy bear for the bald bearded guy.

Speaker 2 (02:06:49):
Yeah, well, oh I see this one's slapping back.

Speaker 6 (02:06:54):
Dear Bobbin Tom show going up to beautiful Ballet or
Michigan Tom just for you?

Speaker 2 (02:06:59):
Is that a nice area?

Speaker 4 (02:06:59):
Tom?

Speaker 2 (02:07:00):
Yuh huh. I was gonna rake leaves and take the
dock out for the season. Oh I gotta take the
dog out. Oh yeah, you have to. On the way
there were multiple houses that had wood for sale for
five or six dollars a bundle in front of their houses.
Not bad, Christy, You could bundle up your wood and
sell it in front of your house. I know, as
a matter of fact, Joe that's his last name, and

(02:07:22):
it's in Ski, so Joe Polish said. This made me
think of Christie's wood problem. She could wrap her extra
wood up and sell it better yet, wrap a pair
of used panties in with it, right yeah, and sell
it for twenty bucks.

Speaker 8 (02:07:37):
Would be My husband would love that.

Speaker 2 (02:07:39):
Huge moneyman.

Speaker 9 (02:07:41):
Just take them out before you burn our is our.

Speaker 2 (02:07:44):
Neighbors cooking fish or tuna? Somebody come back.

Speaker 9 (02:07:54):
I'll come take your real bear of Monday.

Speaker 8 (02:07:58):
What you say, jorgef you you.

Speaker 2 (02:08:00):
Go pick up her wood and bring it to my
house and I'll give you a shiny quarter pass.

Speaker 8 (02:08:06):
Oh man, I have no idea how long, and you'll
be the wood guy.

Speaker 10 (02:08:11):
Yeah, that could be the wood guy.

Speaker 8 (02:08:12):
Yeah, so from the back of your truck.

Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
How about the news lady, what's going on over there
at the Silac Insurance.

Speaker 8 (02:08:18):
Newsdy THETHONSA flight from Chicago to Frankfurt was diverted to
Boston after a passenger allegedly stabbed two teens with a fork. Okay,
seventeen year old boy awoke to find a twenty eight
year old prneath Kumar Uster Paley, a student from India.

Speaker 2 (02:08:35):
I'm guessing the stabber must have been in first class
because everybody else has plastic forks. I think the metal
forks are a first class.

Speaker 8 (02:08:43):
Standing over him before stabbing him in the clavicle. The
man then allegedly stabbed another seventeen year old in the head,
causing a cut.

Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
And by the way, lothonsa means left handed. Oh it does. Yes.

Speaker 8 (02:08:55):
The suspect also reportedly slapped a woman and a flight
at ten before being restrained. Once a plane landed in Boston,
authorities took Usarah Polley into custody on a charge of
assault with the dangerous weapon.

Speaker 9 (02:09:08):
That's in English's last name translates to check his shoes.

Speaker 8 (02:09:13):
He was reportedly studying for a master's degree at Moody
Theological Seminary.

Speaker 2 (02:09:21):
So he's so he's just in one of his bad moods.
I have a doctor at a university. So he stabs
two strangers with a fork and there bleeding, right, but.

Speaker 10 (02:09:30):
We don't know what they did. Yeah, I was gonna say,
I'm not for him attacking the flight attendant or the
but those two seventeen year olds, they probably had it coming.
There is a chance I've been around a few lately. Hey, uh,
let me ask you guys this. So let's say your
daughter's dating some kid and some boy and every time
he comes over to your house, before he leaves, he goes, hey,

(02:09:51):
I'm gonna get a coke for the road. It just
gets in your fridge and takes a coke for the road.
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 6 (02:09:57):
Absolutely, you got to give him what doctor Will Miller
calls refrigerator rights. When he has refrigerator rights, that's okay,
but he has not been.

Speaker 10 (02:10:06):
Right not granted refrigerator rights.

Speaker 13 (02:10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:10:09):
Yeah, so this is up to the girl. This is
up to your daughter, right, Yeah, you got to tell her. Hey, man,
either you say something or I'm going to and I
think you'll you would like it better if you say something.

Speaker 10 (02:10:20):
Yeah, coke for the And the other night before he left,
he goes, hey, you guys got to the chicken left
that you made for dinner or chicken thighs before he
left four and then took a coke for the road.

Speaker 2 (02:10:32):
Don't forget thives best of the bird. I would agree
with that, right.

Speaker 9 (02:10:36):
Sometimes though, families can get a little up tight. I
remember I was dating one girl and I would often go,
I'm just going to get a kiss your mom for
the road.

Speaker 2 (02:10:44):
Yeah. They always got mad yea yeah man, missus French,
So there was never a you never asked asked you
if could I have?

Speaker 10 (02:10:59):
Hey, I'm just to grab a coke for the road
every time he comes over.

Speaker 2 (02:11:03):
What that is?

Speaker 10 (02:11:04):
That's brazen? Well I'll tell you what it is. I
think he's the man of my house. I think I've
been knocked down a peg. Oh you got to assert
your dominance once more. Yeah, I'm gonna have to.

Speaker 6 (02:11:14):
Go yeah, no, pe on him, Ok, Yeah, that'll show him.
Stab him with a fork or stab him. Yeah, that
kid probably took a coke for the road. He stabbed
him right in the neck.

Speaker 2 (02:11:25):
Well now to coke? What comes next? Eh?

Speaker 6 (02:11:27):
Exactly back to this airplane flight? Did what did this
were the wasn't this one kid asleep when he got stack?

Speaker 4 (02:11:34):
He said?

Speaker 2 (02:11:34):
And he said he was asleep? He was snoring or something.
Just unbelievable. Yeah, was he this guy up? Was he
sick or he just mad? Or he didn't say?

Speaker 8 (02:11:45):
Was he drinking? Maybe he was drunk?

Speaker 2 (02:11:47):
Maybe the guy kid would let him have half the armrest.
Oh yeah, that's grounds for forking. Yeah, now do you uh,
I'll give you a good fork. Do they give you
sporks in the back? Plastic? I think the plan plastic?

Speaker 9 (02:12:00):
Yeah, I know things there for a lesser breed of people.

Speaker 2 (02:12:04):
No, I don't like sports. I don't care what. I'm
opposed to. The spork. But when I say you have metal,
you we're wearing the first class. It's like pseudo faux metal.
It's not yeah, can you eat soup with a spork?
A chowder?

Speaker 9 (02:12:19):
But I guarantee I can make my way through a
bowl of chicken noodle with a spork. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
there's still plenty of concave.

Speaker 2 (02:12:27):
You know what, a spork might have been made for
chicken noodle soup because you can get the chicken and
the noodles all in the.

Speaker 6 (02:12:35):
Everything that's wrong with contemporary culture is manifest in the
It's it's trying to multitask, which is impossible.

Speaker 2 (02:12:47):
Yeah, it's possible.

Speaker 8 (02:12:49):
Some of them is possible.

Speaker 9 (02:12:51):
Women are way better out of than guys.

Speaker 2 (02:12:54):
They gets two out of one hundred. People can like that.
I can't.

Speaker 8 (02:12:57):
Well, we know that.

Speaker 9 (02:12:59):
I mean, I guess decent with it. Really, Like if
I'm with a woman, I can drive and pretend to
listen to her at the same time.

Speaker 12 (02:13:06):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (02:13:07):
Really, here's some other things Tom has difficulty navigating. Thursday
tiger shoes. Apparently, weekends. You know that weekends are brutal.
Brud weekends are brutal. Had a good weekend. Everything Halloween
went fine, So I hope you had a good Halloween

(02:13:29):
out there. And I'm gonna I'll bring in some of
my candy for you guys tomorrow. Yes, the plethora of chunkies.
You can toss the chunkies.

Speaker 6 (02:13:38):
I got the big full sized chunkies. I thought not
or doesn't they're they're there. You're holding your hands like
they're five by seven.

Speaker 2 (02:13:46):
They are there.

Speaker 8 (02:13:47):
Have you ever had a junkie in your life?

Speaker 9 (02:13:48):
You're like four, I took a bite and when I
don't ever have to have one of the easy No,
never did I bite them and go boy, the neighborhood
kids are clamoring for.

Speaker 10 (02:13:58):
Them, where you try to punish the children?

Speaker 2 (02:14:01):
Are you mad at them? I feel fresh are for
There's some guy out there that sells chunkies for a
living and you're ruining his day.

Speaker 10 (02:14:06):
Well, well, he's one hundred and fourteen. His days are numbered.

Speaker 2 (02:14:10):
That's true. Okay.

Speaker 8 (02:14:12):
I probably saw that uptick in sales at that one.
Oh my god, I bought all of what.

Speaker 5 (02:14:19):
I'm doing.

Speaker 9 (02:14:21):
I'm how old are those junkies that he bought? I
bet they have an advertisement for Gremlins two two match
of course Gremlins one. Right now, it's time for us
to educate whether or not you enjoy a delightful chunky.

(02:14:41):
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Speaker 6 (02:14:46):
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Speaker 2 (02:15:08):
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it's si lac i NS dot com. Very good, chick,
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Speaker 2 (02:16:03):
Coming up a letter that will make me feel good.
It might even bring Josh around to my side. Okay,
it will get buckets, Oh disdain from the rest of you.
I promise you. Also, we have another museum heist. Oh,
this is cool. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios.

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Speaker 2 (02:16:45):
There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (02:16:46):
Hey, she's at the silac Insurch News desk. Jeff Hoske, Oh,
hey man, Josh Arnold. Hi, Pat Godwin's made an amazing presentation.

Speaker 2 (02:16:56):
Maybe one.

Speaker 6 (02:16:57):
I got a base with one of them. I say,
there's a cosmic. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks
Sports Desk. Hello Tom, Hello, Check McGhee.

Speaker 2 (02:17:08):
We read letters. We love hearing from you. Email is
the preferred way, but you can send us a snail
mail if you want. We don't care. You can also
just enjoy the show you don't have. We don't know.
I'd like it people to participate, Josh, you think less
of them if they don't participate.

Speaker 3 (02:17:24):
I do.

Speaker 2 (02:17:24):
I want you to come on, let way way in
with your opinion. All right, we'd like to hear from you.
This will anger some of you. All right. There are
a couple of topics. Whenever I mentioned them, you guys
get angry. Yep. One of them Chuck Norris jokes.

Speaker 6 (02:17:40):
I find them delightful, delight I like a running gags.
For example, in the great movie Good Neighbor Sam, the
running gag as they film the hurts the Hurts rent
Our commercial makes me howl every time I see it.

Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
Very funny. But this is not a running gag.

Speaker 6 (02:17:59):
It's just a running a statement about something iconic and
contemporary culture. Of course, I'm talking about the Phi Zappa
Crappa poster of the great musical artist Frank Zappa.

Speaker 2 (02:18:09):
I'm going to kill him, Mark, right, yeah, yes, yeah,
this is Mark. We have a letter here. This comes
to us from Chris Patten. Now, Josh before you go off.

Speaker 6 (02:18:21):
Okay, I was watching Halloween two, the Rob Zombie remake sequel.

Speaker 2 (02:18:27):
Oh, very divisive.

Speaker 6 (02:18:28):
I noticed a giant phi Zappa Crappa poster in Uncle
Meet's Java hole. Sure sure, name of the coffee shop
featured in the movie. Yes, Howard Hessman runs it. And
here's the photograph. Us, there's this is the famous h
it's a There's a bunch of different versions of this
poster with the great musical artist Frank Zappa sitting naked

(02:18:51):
on a toilet, and one of them famously has phi
Zappa crappa as if it's a fraternity thing.

Speaker 2 (02:18:57):
I'm sorry, did you say uncle Meat?

Speaker 3 (02:19:01):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:19:01):
Yeah, and uh this is a character played by Howard
has been I'm not sure if this counselor not. As
I've seen two versions of the poster, I'm not sure
which way Tom wants to look at mister Zappa on
the toilet. Yeah, there's several variations.

Speaker 2 (02:19:14):
That must have done quite a few photographs that day.

Speaker 6 (02:19:17):
I actually spent some time on eBay over the weekend
trying to find the definitive poster so I can put
it in here.

Speaker 2 (02:19:22):
Oh, in here once again, this is the gentleman who
you say good morning to him, and he's busy from
he's been so busy, unbelievably busy.

Speaker 9 (02:19:34):
His busyness is manufactured.

Speaker 6 (02:19:35):
But Chris Patton, thank you sir for acknowledging. I was
just making the point that this is an iconic poster.

Speaker 2 (02:19:42):
And thank you, Chris. I certainly appreciate your letters. It's
nice to have. Thank you someone of your level of sophistication.
You are just like you that you're right, I do.
And well, some doctor that he'll meet at some gamming,
because you know, he seeks lawyers and doctor because everyone
else is least it seem they seem to be on staff.

(02:20:07):
They want you to you want them to come up.
That was an amazing reference you made about five zapocrap.
That's all he want. But maybe if you would say
to a certain segment, to a certain age group, this
is an iconic poster.

Speaker 6 (02:20:21):
We were talking about iconic posters that we were talking everybody.
Everybody grew up with and they have Everyone has different posters.
It's a great thing. My girls right now have a
lot of Taylor Swift and other things that are fun.
So just just somebody to go to the Farah Fawcets
poster in the red bathing suit with the hiples was amazing.

Speaker 8 (02:20:42):
Right, that was probably one that everybody that's icon and
am I.

Speaker 2 (02:20:45):
Correct Christian saying that brought back the one piece full
bathing suit that Andy Watch. Yeah, well bay Watch was
thirty years after it was dead. That's certainly was an
era or an epic.

Speaker 8 (02:21:00):
Later they watch this more of a one piece bathing
suit iconic thing.

Speaker 2 (02:21:06):
Well, that actually leads to a news story, it does.
We have Yeah. The Firefighters charity calendar.

Speaker 8 (02:21:11):
Female firefighters in New Zealand are releasing a calendar to
raise money for breast cancer research. Swn AS reports that
for the first time in the country's history, women firefighters
are joining their male counterparts and releasing a charity calendar.
Thirteen firefighters only twelve months from nine stations across.

Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
Maybe they've got a couple of them together in New Zealand.
There are thirteen months, are there?

Speaker 8 (02:21:34):
Yes, they'll be featured with the group aiming to sell
at least five thousand copies.

Speaker 2 (02:21:38):
Say thirteenth month is Giannis. Yes, Yannis, this is really
great though.

Speaker 8 (02:21:43):
That is and the breast Cancer the New Zealand nonprofit
breast cancer cure. See U r E will receive one
hundred percent of the profits, which is a great I've
seen it.

Speaker 6 (02:21:53):
And these ladies look great. It'll they'll raise they'll raise
more than money. Oh well, PENI uh they're wearing two
pieces and then they have those hot.

Speaker 2 (02:22:04):
New Zealand accents I love.

Speaker 10 (02:22:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, they're all really gorgeous. Yeah, okay to
but for the most part, they're all really gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (02:22:19):
That one is now you know why there's let her
bring in a good looking one with her. Think Tom
and New Zealand women. It looks like a kiwi. Is
that what you're saying? No, Kiwi is a you know.

Speaker 6 (02:22:35):
Oh oh, I see what you're saying. I'm sorry I
was because kiwi is a reference to someone from New Zealand.
They're a kiwi. Sure, but you're suggesting that anatomically when
one uh bisexs say bisex a kiwi.

Speaker 2 (02:22:52):
What's the movie? Well, the DH Lawrence Women in Love movie.
Do you ever see that? I know I have not
seen that. Yeah, there's the whole thing eating the Is
it an artist choke? No, it's what is it?

Speaker 13 (02:23:05):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:23:06):
I forget what it is talking about? What is the joke.

Speaker 6 (02:23:13):
The punchline is already chokes two for a dog? Yes, yeah, right,
talking about Kroger and maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:23:22):
Maybe is it a quim melon? Those are down there?

Speaker 11 (02:23:25):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:23:27):
Yeah? Well is it snatch fruit? Is it snatch fruit?

Speaker 8 (02:23:33):
Are these women eating fruit? Is that what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:23:36):
There's a suggestive scene in the mood.

Speaker 9 (02:23:39):
Is it the Southeastern clam apple?

Speaker 2 (02:23:41):
It's it's is it? Alan Bates and Oliver Reed famous
wrestling scene. Never? Is it a visit to Harron Harbor? No, No,
it's it's I give up. I don't know why you
give up.

Speaker 6 (02:23:58):
Let's get back to this jerk having these kids with
a fork on the plane. Why are you guys not
upset about this guy stabbing someone with.

Speaker 10 (02:24:04):
Because we don't know what they did to him, and
he's twenty eight years old.

Speaker 2 (02:24:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:24:07):
He had to have been drunk. There's no other exit.

Speaker 2 (02:24:10):
You don't just stab people on an airplane that your
fellow passengers. I say, you haven't been drunking. What did
he say to the authorities? I just wanted to see
if they were done. This is ridiculous. Now that's funny.
I hate all these stories about people being abused on airplanes.

(02:24:32):
It really bugs me.

Speaker 9 (02:24:33):
We are as passengers abused, IM flying on an airplane
as a human rights violation.

Speaker 6 (02:24:38):
Absolutely, I don't want to get on an airplane now.
And they don't have forks now because of this jackass.
They've already ruined that. One guy ruined the shoe thing, right, and.

Speaker 2 (02:24:48):
You know, far be it from me to defend Tom.
But having traveled recently and going to travel a lot
coming up here, I can we get one standard for
all the TSA areas or why does it have to
be different everyone?

Speaker 9 (02:25:02):
You go into shoes on, shoes off. Sometimes they're surly,
other times they're bitchy. Sometimes they're angry, other times they're mad.

Speaker 6 (02:25:11):
I'm just saying, post the rules. The computer has to
come out of the bag. No, you can keep it
in the bag.

Speaker 2 (02:25:16):
If I go up there and I go, do I
keep my shoes on? Or I take them off? And
then they yell at you. Hey, I'm just asking it's reasonable. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:25:22):
I don't think there's a consisten set of rules anymore.
It's kind of just each happens.

Speaker 9 (02:25:26):
When you give a bunch of people with gd's a
little bit of power.

Speaker 8 (02:25:28):
Oh my god, people are working without paychecks right now?
Do you want to go to them?

Speaker 2 (02:25:33):
If you remember nothing more from today's show? Remember what
Josh just said.

Speaker 9 (02:25:38):
Okay, it's not like they're gonna I mean work at
What can they do make it a miserable experience for me?

Speaker 2 (02:25:43):
Already? Is I enjoyed very much?

Speaker 6 (02:25:46):
Christy Lee is once again at the Silac Insurance news desk.
I'm trying to remember what kind of fruit they're eating
in the movie Women and Love.

Speaker 2 (02:25:55):
Oh yeah, uh snatch fruit, peaches.

Speaker 6 (02:26:00):
Know, it's a lot of beaches speeches.

Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
There's a there's a weird nude wrestling scene. I remember that,
a bunch of figs. I think, oh, okayigs. We were
just saying you're doing it wrong, figs.

Speaker 6 (02:26:17):
And then there's a nude wrestling scene with two of men.
I said, figs, okay sorry.

Speaker 8 (02:26:22):
Museum in California was looted of more than one thousand
pieces in an early morning heist. Oakland Police said the
burglary occurred in the early hours of October fifteenth at
an off site storage facility of the Oakland Museum of California.
Pieces included metalwork, jewelry, Native American baskets, and everyday items
like athletic trophies that tell the story of the Golden State, the.

Speaker 2 (02:26:44):
Native American baskets that could be up to tens dollars
in value. Director from other people's athletic athletic trophies saying, Hey,
I got jolly, what museum is? What a crappy this
way there we found on the road.

Speaker 8 (02:27:06):
Museum director Laurie Fogerty said the investigation was going public
because the artifacts might show up at flea markets, antique
stores or pawn shops. Well, how the hell would you
know that?

Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
So they're gonna get rid of those crown jewels. Hey,
I'm talking to the flea market. I bought the Mona
Lisa and the Napoleon Crown jewels ten dollars. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:27:27):
I don't know what they're selling in Oakland or what
they're trying to preserve in their museum, but you're right
athletics it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:32):
Was, and they were in storage bins.

Speaker 8 (02:27:34):
Well they're in the storage facility. A lot of museums,
you know, most of the work they.

Speaker 2 (02:27:39):
Have is not on this spart By the way, is
I mentioned this letter? Is it just me? Or I
had always heard it pronounce the Louver and now it's now. Yeah,
it's changed. They're going real heavy on Louverra. I don't
know why, but change. So is this is this California
place gonna have to start drop the r California. Oh,
the California Museum next to the Louver. I don't know.

(02:28:04):
I just noticed that lately. That's become a real thing.
Oh the pretentious news sources. You've probably listened to.

Speaker 9 (02:28:12):
I listened to Joe's six pack news.

Speaker 3 (02:28:15):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:28:16):
How you doing? Yeah, some gay museum. I got Lou again.
Lou that rhymes was sodomite.

Speaker 8 (02:28:25):
Egypt has inaugurated the Grand Egyptian Museum, the world's largest
dedicated to a single ancient civilization and an effort aimed
at boosting a country's tourism industry and troubled Economyance.

Speaker 2 (02:28:36):
Was well over thirty five people.

Speaker 8 (02:28:37):
Last Located near the Geezer Pyramids on the edge of
the Egyptian capital, it showcases over fifty thousand artifacts, including
the complete collection of King Tutan Commons treasures.

Speaker 2 (02:28:49):
It was.

Speaker 8 (02:28:50):
It started its construction in two thousand and five, but
just now reopen.

Speaker 6 (02:28:53):
I gotta go.

Speaker 8 (02:28:55):
Wouldn't that be cool? I love Egyptology stuff.

Speaker 9 (02:28:57):
You have to fly if you go to Egypt, I know,
take a month off. You'll like you guys would be
surprised at how kind I am to the TSA people.

Speaker 8 (02:29:07):
I know you're kind.

Speaker 2 (02:29:09):
I know quite did not. I was just looking for this,
did you?

Speaker 6 (02:29:15):
Did we ever do the story about the ancient Egyptian
sick notes to not going to work?

Speaker 3 (02:29:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:29:23):
They found written in hieroglyphics.

Speaker 8 (02:29:25):
Yeah really Yes, An exhibition in the UK is putting
ancient Egyptian sick notes on display. They made an Ancient
egypt exhibit at the Fitzwilliam Museum and Fitz shows the
sick notes and work invoices that date back almost thirty
five hundred years. For example, a piece of pottery used
for writing details a list of absence of those working

(02:29:48):
in the Valley of the Kings and ancient tabbies. How
you say that thebes Ebes, including a worker named Panabou
who was absent one day because he had quote been bitten.
Buy something. Hope it wasn't one of those snakes.

Speaker 2 (02:30:03):
I got a hold of clear pass. Hey boss, I'm
not going to be in today. Yeah, I'm not using
that thing called a telephone. Yeah yeah, it hasn't been
invented yet.

Speaker 8 (02:30:13):
Another inscription of terracotta clay from twelve ninety five to
eleven eighty six BCE shows a diagram of the type
of window required four palms and two fingers wide by
five palms high.

Speaker 9 (02:30:25):
If you guys are out of terra cotta, did you
just put cottage cheese in your lasagna? That's a that's
a good substitute. Does anybody have a substitute for comedy?

Speaker 2 (02:30:38):
It's long in the day here. I wasn't going to
do that, but it got out of control.

Speaker 8 (02:30:45):
A thirty two hundred year old receipt for decorating a
coffin on display at the museum. It details how an
average a complete coffin costs roughly the same as three
months wages. Well, they are quite intricate.

Speaker 2 (02:30:57):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (02:30:58):
Would think by the time you got done carving the
sick note into the rock you would be over whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:31:05):
Yeah, you can just write that easier.

Speaker 6 (02:31:09):
One depends on what you're type of got Sorry, I
think I have a touch of the black plague.

Speaker 2 (02:31:15):
See you next year.

Speaker 6 (02:31:17):
That's pretty funny that they just obviously the communication used
for day to day stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:31:23):
Yeah, bought some bananas and got bit by a snake.
Kind of cool.

Speaker 6 (02:31:28):
We have one more great museum story coming up, Uh,
the Smell Museum. No kidding, Yes, yeah, this is a
real thing and it's actually kind of serious.

Speaker 4 (02:31:40):
Uh.

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We'll come back with the story of the Smell Museum,
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com for restrictions and details. That reminds me, Christy, where
was the Where was that museum where all the stuff
got stolen?

Speaker 8 (02:33:02):
In Oakland, California?

Speaker 2 (02:33:04):
Well, you were talking about price based to talk about
getting stuff stolen last time I checked? Did in Oakland?
See the Warriors got stolen.

Speaker 6 (02:33:11):
Let's see the Open DA's got stolen, the Open Raiders
got stolen.

Speaker 2 (02:33:16):
Kind of left on their own. That's kind of a.

Speaker 6 (02:33:20):
The epicenter of things being ripped off. We are in
the Aarrallioto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (02:33:28):
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Speaker 6 (02:33:42):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Josh
Arnold the I H. Steven Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 2 (02:33:47):
You better believe it.

Speaker 6 (02:33:48):
There's Christy Lee Hey at the Silac Insurance News desk.
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rumba tango, not a tango to some good is a merenguerengue?

Speaker 3 (02:34:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:34:14):
I found out what fruit? Morengue? Punk? Why were we
talking about that? Why were you correcting?

Speaker 9 (02:34:21):
Like it was a conversation on all this?

Speaker 6 (02:34:24):
When you ask what are we talking about again, it's
a good bet you started this weird ass topic. Uh
Alan Bates is provocatively describing how to eat a fig
during a picnic with Glenda Jackson in the movie Women
in Love.

Speaker 2 (02:34:41):
Jackson, Well, it was fifty years ago, or I wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (02:34:45):
I wouldn't with your tongue, Oscar Winner, It isn't the
Jackson it's about but it's about you.

Speaker 2 (02:34:58):
You would enjoy it, Josh, It's.

Speaker 8 (02:35:00):
About what Please, Yeah, it's really did you watch the movie.

Speaker 2 (02:35:04):
Yeah, I haven't seen it in ages. But so they
don't really eat a fig. They don't eat a fruit.
He just describes how to eat it.

Speaker 6 (02:35:11):
He says, the property in society is to split it
in fore holding it by the stump, open it so
that it's glittering, rosy, moist, honeyed, heavy pedal.

Speaker 2 (02:35:20):
You see the what they're doing is that supposed to
be erotic?

Speaker 9 (02:35:24):
When Glenda Jackson, a young Glen Jackson, has some appeal,
there's a there's a bit of Emma Stone there, So
I say thumbs up. I would have teached her how
to eating a fig. So much of my grammar and.

Speaker 6 (02:35:41):
Timed out a chicken with Christy Lee at the Silac
Insurance news desk before we go.

Speaker 2 (02:35:44):
What else you got over there?

Speaker 8 (02:35:45):
Well, we were talking about museums. A new exhibition invites
visitors to experience history through their noses. The Secret Power
of Sense is now open at the Coon's Plastic Museums.

Speaker 2 (02:35:59):
I was just wow, is that right?

Speaker 3 (02:36:02):
Well?

Speaker 8 (02:36:02):
I guess we in Dusil dwarfs.

Speaker 2 (02:36:04):
Why we're doing this?

Speaker 13 (02:36:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:36:06):
Eighty one fragrances spread across thirty seven galleries, tracing more
than a thousand years of art and cultural history.

Speaker 2 (02:36:13):
So cool?

Speaker 9 (02:36:13):
Does the Whole Coons Museum smell or each set a wing?

Speaker 8 (02:36:18):
Each scent was carefully designed to match its era.

Speaker 2 (02:36:21):
Josh.

Speaker 8 (02:36:21):
Visitors to the World War One gallery encounter the smell
of gunpowder and sulfur, while Reuben sixteen ten painting Venus
and adonnas is a pair is paired with roses and civics.
I see, okay, a fragrance that was once thought to
be ron.

Speaker 9 (02:36:36):
So it's sort of a multi dimensional exhibit. It's smart, though, Yeah,
why not?

Speaker 2 (02:36:42):
They talk about how sometimes the scent will take you places.

Speaker 8 (02:36:46):
Oh, absolutely, so set diffusers and what is it?

Speaker 2 (02:36:52):
The World War One place smells like what did they say?
Gunpowder and sulfur. Pretty interesting.

Speaker 6 (02:36:57):
Yeah, I went to see this, Yeah, and it was
interesting because the sixties, the sixties room, nineteen sixties celebrating
that smelled like Willie's house.

Speaker 9 (02:37:08):
Oh sure, yeah, yeah. I went to the Suffragette wing
and I thought it was out at the docks.

Speaker 11 (02:37:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:37:21):
Did anybody have an incense smell flavor that you relied on?
No weed or just because just because you like like
sandal wood. I think that's probably like sandal wood. That
is a good smell. Yeah, more likely at my house
it would be from a candle rather than incense incense sticks. Alan,

(02:37:44):
our engineer is big on the incense. It helps over there,
you know, Yeah, it does. And his breath is great too.
He's he likes all those incense and peppermints. Huh yeah.
Ironically he recorded that song you produced. That is that right?
Guess what colors alarm clock is? Oh, boy, Strawberry, Okay,

(02:38:06):
you are stuck on kum quats, you and Glenda Jackson.

Speaker 9 (02:38:09):
I'll teach Glenda Jackson to eat a kum quat.

Speaker 6 (02:38:12):
What a weird sentence, didn't you you'd be saying that today,
did you? You didn't get up remember what time it
was with standard time back and think I'm going to
be talking about Glenda Jackson's kumquat today. That means that's
really kind of a cool thing. Oh, I guess I'd
have to go a little farther back, similar to what
Disney does with those rides now where you fly over

(02:38:35):
the robes and smell them. Yeah, that's so cool. I
didn't know that was going to happen. That's a great ride.

Speaker 9 (02:38:43):
I'm not necessarily looking forward to their new ride Mickey's
poop shoot.

Speaker 6 (02:38:50):
You know, see that's tied to history because it's it's
Mickey dressed up as Napoleon and Minnie is Josephine, and
as you recall from Napoleon's letters.

Speaker 2 (02:39:02):
He like Josephine funk. Yes, unbathed. Did you know that, Christie?

Speaker 6 (02:39:07):
I don't want to know that there are famous letters
from Napoleon. He wants her to not bathe when he
gets back.

Speaker 8 (02:39:13):
I thought that the French people didn't bathe in that
period anyway, So.

Speaker 2 (02:39:18):
I'm the period was going for it. I know my audience.
I knocked off an hour I was making of smells.

Speaker 8 (02:39:33):
Alaska officials say the state's fisheries are being overrun by
sea otters.

Speaker 2 (02:39:37):
I bet that's cute. Nothing like a cute ecological disaster.

Speaker 8 (02:39:43):
Mason Villarama, the Rangell Borrow City manager, you don't have
to tell me. The sea otters have really devastated two
thirds of the area in southeast Alaska where there's an
abundance of seafood. Officials are now calling on the federal
government to make changes to the Marine Mammal Protection Act
to help curtail the auto population.

Speaker 9 (02:40:01):
So they're essentially yeah, that translations, That translates to what, Josh,
kill them?

Speaker 2 (02:40:06):
Yeah, start shooting? Otters are cute. They hold each other's
hand when they float, so they don't that's what. Would
that make a rock?

Speaker 10 (02:40:19):
They have a pocket where they keep a rock, yes,
that they used to knock the shells open?

Speaker 2 (02:40:24):
Did you know that? Just in case?

Speaker 3 (02:40:26):
Now?

Speaker 2 (02:40:26):
Would that make a good jacket? I mean if they
they got if what is the word the culling? Is
that the term that they used to when you're reduced
for Yeah, kill kill otters or kill anything? Really, but
would that would there be can you eat them or
use the fur for something? And I don't know. I'm

(02:40:47):
sure there make a nice make a nice hat probably,
But as you point out, Josh, it's a cute infestation. Yeah,
and that's that's important. They're playful.

Speaker 3 (02:40:57):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:40:57):
I want to see food diet, Christy, did you know that?

Speaker 3 (02:40:59):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:41:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna seafood diet. What do you see
food session? Crab and lobster.

Speaker 9 (02:41:07):
We thought he'd be expecting a joke.

Speaker 2 (02:41:10):
Why white break, White break President? I think we are.
I thought you'redy go f I seafood, I eat it?

Speaker 12 (02:41:17):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:41:17):
One of the classics said having a conversation. I've lobs.

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Not everything is comedy, right Yeah, yeah, well it should be.

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