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It's the Bob and Tom Show. It's five o'clock somewhere.
There's Christy Lee.

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Hello.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's Pat Godwin.

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Hey, Chick.

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There's Josh Arnold. There, he's at the I H. Stephens
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at the pro Pick sports desk. Coming up later this morning.
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Speaker 1 (03:55):
Kostacky is about to leave for Berlin, Germany, to watch
his favorite the Falcons take on the Colts in Berlin.
In Berlin, Oh, we have to can we isolate that
from Nostalag seventeen? William Holden says it to Peter Graves.
It was six o'clock in Berlin, whatever, whatever the line is.

(04:15):
My family and I were having sitting just sitting down
to dinner.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Uh huh in Berlin. You know we're talking about Christy.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Okay, good uh you see dames huhnalog what seventeen bras?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, now not to be confused. Stalog thirteen of course
Hogan's heroes. Ah, there should be a.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Is that a German prison a stalag?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, okay, World War two, a prisoner of war camp.
And then you've got you've got your PT one oh nine,
which of course is uh John Kennedy's PT Boat and
then PT. Seventy three that's Quintin McHale of course from
McHale's Navy. We should there should be a great chart
of all the famous Uh.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I know you won't care about this, but over the
weekend I finally saw shawsh Anchor Them.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I do care. That's a great movie.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yes, it was a very good movie. I didn't expect
it to end the way it did. I was very happy, Yeah,
I was.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I think the movie would have done a lot better
at the box office that it had a better title.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, right, I think because you don't know what it
really means.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
The title was the turn off. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt
and not. I can't believe that they wouldn't go see
a movie because of the time. That's really disappointed. There's
research on this.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I know, I know, and I know you're right and
I but the point is it is a great movie.
You get a chance to watch it.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
So now I have to watch Stalog seventeen.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well there's a yeah, this is a famous sea that
I don't have to Yeah, that's a good one. Peter
Graves is is a German plant?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Well don't yeah, well, don't tell me all about it.
As the one was Steve McQueen and one where there's.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
A great escape.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I saw that one.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Everybody's in the Great Escape.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I've seen that. That's a good movie.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
And there's something McQueen did the stunt, right, I think
so the motorcycle. I think there's there's some backstory on
that one. But we don't need to get to that.
We got a lot to do today. Uh, Christia, we
have an interesting story about Well, let me do it.
Let me do it backwards. Do you know what the
term Yanni means?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yanni?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Bad music?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Go on. Uh, I'm sure she's that bad music. Huh yeah,
I'm not. I don't know much about the artist known
as Yanni, but that's not what it means. How about
bean Bean? Yeah? Same? These are these are slang terms
for the same.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Oh, I know what that is. That's a ladies Yes,
man in the boat Bean.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, and there's a we have a really interesting study
about what a woman how do I word this, how
a woman refers to that area, and how that may
correlate thank you with her uh, sexual activities and sexual pleasure.

(07:02):
It's brilliant. Yeah, well we'll get to it. I also
do I do have a list here of slang terms.
I mean, we know a lot of them. I've never
heard before. Ladies who the meow?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Well, that's you get from.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Kitty the nanny. Yeah, the panty hamster. Oh, I hadn't
heard that anti hamster. Yea, the see you next Tuesday.
You've heard that? That's way famous? Yeah, you know me.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
He said it yesterday in here, I believe.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
So is that something that a woman would say about
her own? It's just a funny. The chacha, Yeah, I
can't even read half these. This shot the business casual,
that's funny. The happy clam. The garage. Oh, here's one

(08:01):
in England. I'm sorry, garage in England. Oh, thank you,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
The wap oh, yeah, that was made famous.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
That was made famous by the song.

Speaker 9 (08:12):
I think that was invented by the song. Nobody was
saying wap before that song.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
I'm glad you said that because I thought the same thing.
I never heard that before.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I here we go. Uh the Beijingo? Isn't that what
that guy says on that's bzinga? Bzinga? Yeah, Beijingo sounds
like something you shout out at a competition and you
win when.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
You like, when you're playing bingo.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
The foof anybody, I don't know, I mean really laughing.
And here this is the one Oprah made famous, the
the Jay j H.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
I've heard of the Who. They call it The Who
and the Nanny.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yep, that's on here. Yeah, the dude below deck. I
guess that's for you saying that's for you. That's for
you ladies, that sail. Hey, do you want to is
the popular show? You want to go? Below that? It's
a crazy popular show.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Have you watched it? There's a lot going on on
that show.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
The Whispering Eye. What you're kidding? You've heard that? Yeah? Yeah,
I have to. It's that is man. I feel like
that's how Poe would or it sounds like a novel
by yeah, Ian Fleming, James Bond and The Whispering Eye.
The Velvet Underground of course, of course, is that where

(09:36):
that comes from? Are they making a vagina show. Maybe
they are. Well. No, the the name of the band
comes from a novel. Okay that the band didn't make
up that phrase. It's it's the title of a novel,
The Mini, the pocket Book. I don't like the Mini Mini. Yeah. Yeah,

(09:57):
the tulip Yeah, the the Pink Taco.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, of course, there's a famous restaurant called the Pink Taco.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
And it wasn't bad. I don't know they're open bad.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
I don't think they are either. I hate there before.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, I went to one of the vegas I.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Went to in l A.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
You hang on Christy Coffee.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
I'm talking about the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
What's the restaurant in Miami Beach, the Pink. It's called
the Pink. Yeah, that's a great place. Yeah, I used to.
I drank a lot of iced tea in that place.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Boy, you're quite the partier.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Dude, particularly good iced team. Yes, yeah it was. You
sit out on the porch and the great one of
the great things. I had to go to Miami a
lot for a while there, and uh great coffee, let
me tell you. Yeah. Yeah, the Cuban they know what
they're doing. And also that was the Potito the milkshakes
very tasty. I wonder if anybody has ever called their

(10:49):
mommy parts their potito. That's pretty good. I'd go for that. Uh,
extra sugar, that's the key you like. It's that sweet
Cuban milkshake. You throw a lot of ice cubes in
that and then you put it in the blender. Oh delightful.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
What's the name of that Cuban Bostello, that Cuban coffee?
That is that Cuban something like that in a yellow
and black can? Or is that chock full of nuts?
I'm sorry, go.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Ahead to hubs. It are yellow and black chock uts
slang too for is it okay? Coming to yellow and
black can? Chock full of nuts was sort of the
Starbucks before there was Starbucks in New York and then
it never took off.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
Oh my gosh, it is Bostello now.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
But anyways, coming up, we have the the connection between
what words the ladies use and what what how that
relates to their sexuality according to this interesting, interesting survey. Okay,
we also have our letters coming up. Also coming up,
we have interesting words in the world of slang, not

(11:53):
just for the lady parts, but for the boys club
as well. We'll get to some of those. We have
a couple of very interesting things going out of the world,
the world of sports. What have you got over there?

Speaker 7 (12:04):
That's a great question. Oh, Monday night football. Last night
Cardinals beat the Dallas Cowboys at Jerry World twenty seven
to seventeen. Good Man Jacoby Brissette led to Cardinals. He
threw for two touchdowns, r in for another. Cowboys just
could not get it together. One of the touchdowns they
score only one touchdown from the offense. The other was

(12:25):
a block punt. The Dodgers already had their World Series parade.
Anybody ever call it a block? A block punt on
that list?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
A muff? You know, you can't advance a muff? You
remember that?

Speaker 7 (12:41):
You can't what you can't advance a muff?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh you can't.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
No, remember that the punt if you you can't run
the ball in or something like that, right right right?

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Speaker 1 (14:28):
Coming up. By the way, we have I've just been
informed of several other terms of both for the ladies
and the gents, which may lead to a special request.
Also ladies and gentlemen. I brought in some of my
leftover candy, including ladies and gentlemen. The You'll notice you
were disputing when I said chunkies.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
For rather, god, that is the biggest chunkie I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's the candy bar known as Chunky, which I'll house
Have you denied? What's a calorie count on the back? Hilarious?
This is now it says on the front one hundred
and fifty calories. Think, oh, that's reasonable than you see
we're serving Yeah per one quarter bar. This is six
hundred calories. Whoa? What is how big is that? This
is the size of what it's like the post It's

(15:14):
a stack of part Yeah that's a good really, but
now I thought we might break this up and try it.
Oh wo see if you guys would like to quote
open wide for Chunky When we return chocolate, and we
will return to these places, which are the O'Reilly Auto
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Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. At the
Silac Insurance News desk. What do you got there?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Hot chocolate, a little tea, A little tea.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
Will yeah, you're spaking it into your mouth?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
What kind?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Earl Gray?

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Breakfast?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Good morning at breakfast?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Tea calf the.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
Pieces of scrambled egg in there? What do you yes?
It is a sausage chunk.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
That's nice, sounds good.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Pat's got a song. He's chomping
at the bit, champing at the bit.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
There's Josh Hello, there is it Champion or chomping Champion Champing.
You you got a right, it's Champing. A lot of
people get that wrong. Yeah, I can see what is champing.
Bit goes in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
You Champ.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You know, Champ is someone who's good at than they win. Right.
There are homonyms and yes, don't don't start getting anti
gay on me here. Uh no, no, that would be
uh homonymphobic.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
You know there is a champion though, like like Champlain.
Oh yes, a monster like Lockness. Very compelling evidence for
Champion CHAMPI he's out there, a great athlete.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Frank Champion. Never heard of him. I heard one.

Speaker 9 (17:25):
I laughed, and I went, if Tom were here, we
would we'd look at each other and laugh and laugh.
On the news. It was like a true crime type story.
This guy goes yes and her head was decapitated as
opposed to her.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Feet, laughing laugh.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
You remember Champ Bailey, uh, cornerback for Georgia and also
played for Washington and Denver. His his name was Champ
and his brother's name was Boss Boss Bailey, Champ Bailey.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
They were football players, didn't Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
They were bad men or gunslingers. Yeah right. Frank Champy
was the famous quarterback for Harvard University in the Harvard
Yale game of sixty eight that ended up tied at
the Let me tell you something. They scored sixteen points
in forty two seconds and the headline was Harvard beats Yale.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
I was in the shower this morning and I was
reviewing four minth yesterday and I thought, you know, I
was a bit hard on tom yesterday, and I was
going to go in there. I'm gonna go win there
today and I'm going to give him all the grace
that I can muster. Well, your waite, you brought up
Frank Harvard prick love.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Now, I tell you gave me.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
A story today that this person. I've asked everyone I know,
and no one knows her.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
I've never heard of Frank CHAMPI it's just a famous
college football What is it?

Speaker 7 (18:48):
The famous Yale beat Harvard or Harvard Harvard beat.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yale twenty nine twenty or something like that, twenty nine
twenty eight or something.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
No, it was a tie, but they wanted they scored
all these points. It was a Tommy Lee Jones was
on one of the teams. I forget where it's Harvard?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Okay? In any event, where was I? Oh, we were
discussing slang terms before we get to our letters, by
the way, discussing slang terms for the lady parts, because
we have a really interesting article about what phrase a
woman uses and how that may correlate with her sexual Uh.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Well, I think it makes sense, and I think it's
certainly in the context where you use it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I mean, I mean without giving I don't want to
get too personally. Do you have a term that you
with your physician? Would you say you're.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
I would say my vagina. We use a medical term. Yes,
I'm not going to say that in the.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Boudoir to boudoir that sounds boo putting the boo in
boudoir dress. I'm not going to go I'm not gonna
do you mind. If I asked, is there a term
you do use or do you you're just you could just
say I don't want to share it. If you don't
want to, well.

Speaker 9 (19:57):
Let's say what about this is Would you call it
same thing in the bedroom as you would in the
doctor's office.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
God, no, okay, absolutely not. But there's it's not sexy
it was Is that sexy to do you? If I said, uh,
it is my vagina.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I'd at least know that she was semi educated.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Okay, which which her case.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Would certainly be a thrill, right, And it's uh yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
And it's also a welcome change from her saying her
penis that was always alarming.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah yeah, Thailand style.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
My daughter's told me about this, and I'm not supposed
to mention it ever again, but I have to. When
she was like five or six, we used the proper
medical terms for everything, but she thought we were saying
vagina with an F.

Speaker 9 (20:44):
Okay, oh Austin Powers.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Yes, yeah, so she a lot of I think that
to this day. It's a family joke.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
So that Austin Powers movie that that is one of
the great to me laugh out loud movies the first
time I saw it.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
Oh yeah, those are great. I just thought they were
allow myself to introduce me.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
In any event. We we have this list of slang terms,
and we also have some for the late for the men.
Excuse me that, did you ever call it your todger?
I think sometimes they use just male names. The most
common of course, probably Dick or Peter.

Speaker 9 (21:24):
I like Britain too, they'll say John Thomas. Given a
first hand last name.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh really yes? The standing Yeah, yeah, this called They
call it the Dave, the Peter, the Mic, the Steve,
the Dave. Yeah, I again, these are uh, this is
a list of the standard wins, the schlong, the dong,
the wang away from the ladies. I just got okay,

(21:51):
I just want to I'll read one more. I may
have to start using this.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Would it be a turn off for a guy to
hear another guy's name referred to his wang?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (22:01):
Oh if she went, hey, show me your Dave. Yeah, yeah,
it's only annoying when she says showed me that jamal.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
How often do you think it happens that somebody calls
the other person by the wrong name or the past name,
or you know, you got to.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Keep it simple, you mean in in a fragrant dilecto.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like I would say there, Well,
like I would accidentally say whoever, I'm oh Josh, you know.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, reminding you of that great time you only did
it in an argument.

Speaker 9 (22:36):
I said my exes last. I said my exes name
during an argument. She knew, she knew it was your
let's just say it. Oh yes, did not help the argument.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
I would rather do it in an argument than in
the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah. Yeah, that to me would.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Be like, well, you're so mad he's thinking about her.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
That explanation didn't fly. It didn't at all that you
saddled it up and tried to write it in. I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (23:03):
I just I'm not used to fighting with you, but
I was used to fighting. Don't say her name again,
spin though.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Yeah, but that was a good save. I get it.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I think it was the truth in the bedroom. How
do you feel about the use of daddy or mommy? Well, no, yeah,
I'm a big no and there's yeah, yeah, no that
I prefer. Mister. I know that I can. I know
of a case they were not kidding around and it was.

Speaker 7 (23:32):
And I insist on mister, but in a New York accent. Hey, mister,
you know stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Like that, that's an erection killer. You want to leap
from with Ellen Green from a little shop of.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Horse, It's an erection killer. But you loved friend dresser.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, but I I mean that's how she spoke. I
lived in New York too long.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
Hey, hey, mister, like, do me like a telephone, you know,
answer pound pound pound, you know.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Before we move on to Pat saw. I'd never heard
this one. This is for the male member. Uh. The
disco stick? What the hell does anyone ever use that?

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Written a song?

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Yeah, a straw that you'd use cocaine, you know, Oh
yeah it does.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
The third leg, the banana, the rooster, the trouser steak.
But pat, you have something for the ladies, little Billy
Joel tribute like that?

Speaker 10 (24:27):
What's the matter with calling it? The P word is
a sexy or way? It's a crude. Maybe I should
call your mommy Pots of peach when you stand in
there completely nude. Some ladies called the clam dip of
hu ha. You can't see the goods till you spend
a lot of moolah. Every woman names that vagina something,

(24:47):
but it's.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Sweet sweet puddy to me.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
In the UK, the call had a fanny. In the
States it's a honey pot. Be careful and you call
pani here, you're going to get slapped along.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
There's a million fundie names for the penis.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
Women got beaver box, the altar of venus, coos, Cooter,
daily meat, Lady garden, wizards, leave of sweet sweet.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I don't care what you call it. I just want
to ball it. It's sweet sweet port to recoiled. Alter
Venus is hilarious. Alter venus, alter venus. That's one of
my favorite. Yes, I've never heard that is so grand.
Delinquag is the ve. I like that.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I'm gonna start using that. That is terrific.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
But I don't think that's what to be spoken a
w worship.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Almost you don't think that's so sex.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
You know, but I don't think it would be something
would actually be said, except if you were reading a
poem right to the to the the king's court. Yes,
you know, the queen's altar of venus.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I like that a lot.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
You get the word, you say it wrong in front
of the king, and hey, how's your tunnel of flow
of their king? Boom head off? You need your head
decapitate it. Yeah. A couple of other ones, the the couter,
Oh yeah, and isn't wasn't there a TV character called

(26:22):
Cooter on Dukes of Hazard? Dukes of Hazard?

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Yeah, shaky pudding, remember that we've talked about that. That's
from a movielious.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
The whiskey Biscuit, whisker, biscuit, whiskers. This is this, this
is a misprint. Then your eyes. I'm reading it right here,
it says, yeah, we all get to a point where
we need reading classes. But this one's the south mouth.

(26:55):
I don't like the mouth. And then, of course the
classiest one, the black and decker pecker wrecker, that's hilarious.
Have you ever heard that?

Speaker 9 (27:06):
Of course not, but that's so stupid. Boy, did you
get to look at her? Black and dugger?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah? These are the ones that These are the ones
that show up on things like Reddit that no one
has ever actually used.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
The names, guys, give the will o.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yes, the pump pum is that British? I don't know.
P u m p u M.

Speaker 9 (27:25):
I never heard that. That's what the little drummer boy
called it. H I'm not proud of that.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Was between her legs. Bump about this one. This is
a god. Some of these are so awful. Once again,
these are slaying terms for the lady parts. The spelunking
zone skilly, No one would ever use that. The itching Jenny,
itching Jenny like a locomotive.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
You need to go see your doctor.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Didn't itching Jenny win the Belmont to your and I
didn't know this? Did this precede the band? The term
the flaming lips oh, I don't know. Is that where
the band gets their name.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I don't know, but before the slang maybe, I don't
know when a lady gets excited.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
The aforementioned panty hamster again, I hatchet wound in there. Yeah,
you mentioned if a physician use these terms. You walk
into the office, Christive had some issue and you've got
a new doctor. Well, let's first we have to examine
the panty hamster.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Just get up and walk out.

Speaker 11 (28:39):
What does the doctor say when you're in the office,
what do they call it?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
If they say how's your they used the medical term, they.

Speaker 9 (28:45):
Say, okay, what if it were a particular area of
that of the splonking zone? How would you say the
same thing in a doctor's office that you would in
the bedroom. Hmm, I think the answer if the answer
is yes, that's totally okay.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Well, I mean, what is that called the speedbag?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
The glitterist?

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Thank you? I couldn't think.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
You know, maybe you go long in the doctor's office
and then the ones the first syllable in the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, that may be the case.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
By the way, you think the lavorous people were aware
of anything when they named their mouth washed, maybe like
a subtle subliminal I think, isn't LeVar.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
From its It means cleanatorious, doesn't mean to wash wash. Yeah,
but one can help. And then of course the famous
actors is miss Leachman Latorius Leachman.

Speaker 9 (29:47):
Oh, yes, she shortened of course, of course, I don't
mean surgically her name.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
Somebody out there one so large they had to shorten it.
What Yeah, like a thumb coming up.

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But first with this upcoming song you're going to hear.
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Thank you very much Open. Sesame will be opening up
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Speaker 12 (32:43):
I want to share something, Send us an email Bob
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and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Hey, how soon? That is good? And not a good
Francs song, Tom, be honest the Frankenstein Monster. Of course,
Frankenstein is the and way goes the fun. I just
want I'm going to get the letter. Now you're douchebags.
But Frankenstein is not the monster, he's the doctor wall.

Speaker 7 (33:14):
You still care about getting letters? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
You know where doctor Frankenstein went to medical spot Harvard.

Speaker 7 (33:22):
I don't know Transylvania, you of course, to you, to you,
what would the Transylvania?

Speaker 1 (33:30):
What would they're fighting?

Speaker 7 (33:32):
And if there was something about a Dracula, something about
I have to be vampires?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, the fighting VAMPI, the fighting bats by, the.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Fighting silver Crosses.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hi, she's
at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hello,
my friend who ruined a Billy Joel song for me.
There's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
I want to find out after these intros who everybody's
favorite vampire is?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Would be able to go.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
Or I I'll have an answer Forsday's Cosby.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I'm chick.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Hello Tom, George Hamilton, your favorite your favorite vampire?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Come on, love it first bite? It would have to
be uh oh, I've just lost his name. He wrote
the wrote that great book called Dropping Names. Frank Langella.
You Likedracula, Frank Langel I just love frankgel Okay, terrific book.
I don't know this isn't you know what tenuous connection

(34:33):
can you make?

Speaker 10 (34:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I can make more. I can make a more. We
can have a contest. Jonathan frid Barnabash.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Oh that's a big cult following Love Dark Shadows.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
That was a big show right after school.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Oh yeah, Dracula begins and ends for me with Clay Bang.
That's right, the Dracula on Netflix right now. The guys
who did Sherlock did a version of Dracula, and it's fantastic.

Speaker 13 (35:04):
Really.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Oh, talking about vampires are just Dracula.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I'm sorry, any vampire you're fine? Oh, yes, anyhow, I
think I might have to go with Adam Sandler. Oh,
in Hotel Transylvania. Those are come cartoons. Those are funny.
Those are genuinely funny. I like how I know what
he gets when he goes. I don't say bed. I
just think that's so funny. Oh, now we have a
couple things we have to get. Oh, we haven't gotten
any letters yet. Nope.

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Speaker 4 (35:50):
Christy, Hi, Bob, and Tom. My name is Riley. I'm
reaching out to see if you could give my dad,
Jared a birthday shout out on his birthday today, November
twenty five. I'm sorry, as chick says, to do that simply,
is there anything special that's going on? Is he like
turning forty or fifty?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Maybe he doesn't want us to mention.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
He's a big fan, listens all the time. It would
absolutely make his day to hear his name mentioned on
the air. According to his daughter.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Do we have to give some kind of context, That's
all she wrote. Let's make something out of He's a
great guy. He's a Humanitarian's Riley's dad. Yeah, what a
cool game. Did all the sound effects for the Towering Inferno.
Oh yeah, it's not something Steerno, that's right. That's a

(36:37):
lot of crack. Yeah, he did all the sound effects amazing. Yeah,
Steve would stay at his house when he was in town.
That's right. He wrestled Paul Newman. I don't know what
queen he called it? Okay, but I got I've got letters,
literally letters for you guys. Oh my gosh, actually actual snailman.
They're from the Tag's Ambassadors program. What tags the Andy Griffiths.

(37:01):
Remember how Uh I received my copy? I can't okay.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
My husband is probably driving off the road right now.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
He's so exciting. Now there's this is a publication.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Are you opening our mail?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well? I went.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
And I If you think I'm not pressing charge, you're
sadly mistaken.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Just open this up. But if we got him to
go to jail for three days overnight.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Y oh, he would have stories, wouldn't he lose your.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Mondr we're exchanging numbers. Yes, yes, it's a filthy man.
But ladies and gentlemen, this uh, this is your copy
of the Andy Griffiths Show Ambassador's Magazine fifth, the fifth
anniversary issue. I get this every month. I love this slogan.
They've now decided to send it to you guys, and
it's just a great background stories about the Andy Griffiths

(37:52):
on the masthead.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
Any I could just one b as a gift.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, this so if you're a fan of the show,
which I am. And then there's a copy here for you.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Christy, great, thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I know you get that. Were these gifted from them
or did you order them for us? I know they
were gifted. Oh how nice. I opened my copy on
the air of the day. They must have heard me.
All right, we'll get everybody signed up. Uh. Now we
have a lot of letters about Halloween candy. I mentioned
the chunky I did bring one in.

Speaker 13 (38:22):
Did you say chunky chunk cho chunk, big, big, big chunk, chunky,
open white boart.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Chunky that brings back memories.

Speaker 12 (38:36):
On the bar in the US.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
A milk chocolate that cashws extra flavor.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
You just nuts and milk chocolate be caned, chunky, white
board chunky chunky.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
This one says chunky milk chocolate with peanuts and raisins.
I everyone that they had at the CVS. I went
to at the last minute to get extra.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Care because he thought the kids would go nuts for.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Every one they had at CBS all five.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
They're like twelve. But see it's a big bright a
sort of aluminum foil ish that has changed. It looks
very appealing. No one's seeing sup. I don't know how
well they sell these days.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Honestly, did you eat a Chunky as a child?

Speaker 12 (39:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
I was a Nesley's Crunch guy. I just like the
commercial and I'm not I'm not a good judge for candy.
I have any I don't eat a lot of it.
So but we have quite a few people that really
enjoyed a Chunky over the years, and they send us email.
Oh I got a ton of them. Oh, so do
you guys want it? Do you guys want me to
cut this up so we can try it? Yes? Would

(39:46):
you like to try? Absolutely? Okay, good, here we go.
This is a tom I will defend you. I'm fifty three.
I love Chunky. I'll spit the raisin, though. Feel free
to send me all of your extra ones. Your group
doesn't know what they're missing. Derek from Burlington, the home
of the Coats, as far as the I could so
many coats. Bob once again from Tabasco, Ohio.

Speaker 7 (40:07):
Oh, there's a hot time in the old town.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
He says he loves the phrase open wide for Chunky.
I often use it during four play Oh Boy, with
mixed results. It's not as good as you want. Any
more of this before I put it away? But it's close. Okay,
do you guys really want to try this?

Speaker 7 (40:27):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Why?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah? Ask me again? Okay, well, why don't you read
a letter? Well, I cut the thing off.

Speaker 7 (40:34):
Dear Bob and top show. Good morning, second time.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
By the way, he's not just opening with his fingers.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
No, he's got he's got his scissors and he probably
put rubber gloves on and his goggles.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
And I did sterilize my scissors this morning. Of course
you did. There's no doubt. Wait a minute, did you
really robber alcohol or ye? You know I knew i'd
be well you I knew I be doing this. Will
you talk to someone please? Like once a week? Would that?
Would that be too much? Got your chunky over here?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
I got your chunky?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Good morning? Really it's chunky? No, you like speed bumps?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (41:14):
That would Second time. Listening through today's broadcast, Tom stated
it gets dark at four point thirty now due to
daylight savings? Tom, does that mean there's more pickpocketing during
this time? Very good point, of course, because you're insane. Well,

(41:34):
I was just saying what I was saying, that there's
a lot of pickpocketing during fireworks and during eclipses because
people look up and say during eclipses, yes, look at
that eclipse, and then some grifter comes by. Yeah yeah, yeah,
now Christy, little places are crawling with grifters.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
The chunky is uh, it's like a grid. Yeap, what
size you said? This was about the size of one.
It looks like actually, now that I say it like that,
it looks a little bigger than post it's it looks
it looks almost like two cards. Yeah, but you can.
You can break it up. And each quarter of this
is one hundred and sixty calories. Eight Yeah, here, well

(42:17):
whatever you can volim it. Okay, I'll help you. Here
you go, Josh, here, let me get it in this thing.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
Hold on, Oh look look I could look good. Hoffy
helping us?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Okay, very good. Everybody, now give me that once again.
This contains uh milk, chocolate, peanuts, and raisins. What kind
of peanuts? These Spanish nuts? These it doesn't say redskins?
What are what are? What are they? The red peanuts?
Who's going to go first? And reds peanuts? Those are

(42:51):
peanuts that are given to you and then taken back. Huh,
this is really good. Very I think I'll open white
for chunky bit more. Did they change the name of
rich skin peanuts. I don't want to know. Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know. I mean those literally have
red skin, right Spanish? Right? Oh, we saw Latina now
peanuts Latin peanuts. I'm racist. I just calm brad skin.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
Pretty good chocolate, and I call the chocolate covered all right.
This is tasty thing. That's pretty damn good. Yeah, it's
much better than at all I thought it was when
I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I can't have any now.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I treat my body like a toilet temple, a toilet.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah, sorry for the quiet. Well, you guys are really
enjoying that. They're not They're not raisins.

Speaker 9 (43:41):
It's almost like a peanut butter and jelly candy bar
the light bulb. Yeah, I'm sorry to stop talking. It
really did shut us up.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Boy, did you bring a lot more in? I got
a bunch of more at home. Well, we we apologize,
you know what, Thank you bringing them in. I want
to say a lord of the chunky people. I gotta
wait till the commercial. Definition is the second best thing
I've ever had in my mouth? What's coming up? Now?
Sports was the first thing your mama's teat no, thank god.

Speaker 7 (44:10):
It's the only thing keeping me out of the knuthhouse.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
You and I were both breastfed on falsies. Cardinals.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Was the last night beating the Cowboys in Arlington twenty
seven seventeen, big upset. I did not have that seven
and eight on the shoe, No, six.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
And eight on this.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Yeah, but the Cowboys loss, so you still have to
feel good.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
True, absolutely, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
World Series TV ratings off the chart, big surprise all across.

Speaker 9 (44:38):
I want people to know. We barely took a bite
of these chunkies and I'm still true chunky. These are yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
The chocolate's really good. That's excellent.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
They need to start advertising the sports that a British
company Chunky. I have no idea like Cadbury or something.
Oh yeah, it's the chocolate road. The chocolate is excelled.
Now we will move forward. We have more of your letter,
thank you very much. And a Guinness World record could
be the stupidest, most stupid Yes, nutty.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Why guys, I have a truck driver letter here. What
he saw was astounding.

Speaker 9 (45:11):
Oh okay, yeah, not particularly not in this case, not
gross or sexual or anything, but just incredible.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Was this one of those things whe we looked down
from the cab and couldn't believe the driver was doing this.
Oh okay, I know where these are going. We are
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Speaker 12 (45:29):
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Speaker 1 (45:38):
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Speaker 1 (45:55):
There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
Hi Chick, she's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's
Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Hey Chick. Hey, there's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. I
am Chick mcge Hello, Tom Chick McGee. Of course it
is post the Prize Picks Sports desk will get back
to sports in just a few minutes. We are a
little bit late reading your mail.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
I have one.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Well, I got to continue this the chunky hunk if
you will. Oh okay, you guys were mocking the fact
that I gave out chunkies among many other treats for Halloween.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Well, kids don't know what a chunky boy and we
we just broke.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Up a chunky and we've all decided they're wonderful. Yeah
so good. Yeah they really are great. Yeah, the Chunky
people need to step up, get the word out. They
need to try to reach the youth.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Don't guests advertise?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yeah, how good they are? How would they hit the
youth with the word They need to Sidney Swingey needs
to be eating one on the beach. Boy.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Those pictures are her over the weekend, sort of a.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
See through chain mail look or something.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Yeah, I wasn't mad about it.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
And I'm a woman.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
This comes to us from a woman, Maria, Maria Maria,
and suddenly I found she's in Moleen and she sounds
like a player. What's that? She's got a lot going on? Okay,
she sounds like a player. She has a Jeff Goldbloom

(47:29):
tribute tattoo on her chest. Exciting, exciting, very excited in
a movie with me, I fall, But I want to
get to the point of the letter. I have a
chunky story. Okay, sorry for the fun. She and Lord,
you guys having fun. Oh you're not no man could

(47:50):
we get to. When she was ten years old, her
best friend, she gives her full name, I'll just call
her l M. So Maria and her best friend rode
their bikes. Uh, you have no idea how close you were.
They rode their bikes to a gas station that was
near their house, and on the way back it was
quite a long ride. She got back and she goes,
where's my Chunky? I know I paid for one. My

(48:12):
best friend had eaten my chunky on the bike ride home.
Oh no, I was furious. I was very angry. We
didn't talk for three or four days. Because I love
chunky candy bars. It's remained an inside joke for more
than forty years. WHOA, we made a promise, whoever dies
first the other has to put a Chunky candy bar

(48:35):
in the casket so we can take one with us
when we go. By the way, ps, I had a
chunky about a week ago and they're delightful. Okay, so
there we go. She says. I love the show. A
diehard Bob and Tom fan and a Chunky fan for life.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
Dear Bob and Tom show. First off, love you guys.
It's great that every time I tune in. You're all
laughing makes my morning. Second, you must have.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
It must have been just dumb luck.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:05):
Secondly, in defense of Tom, I love chunky bars. Well
you'll be glad to know, Melinda, we mindy. We all
love chunky bars.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Now.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Uh, They're hard to find, though, so I'm excited and
always grab a couple when I see one. They are
a nostalgic from my childhood. I'm a sixties kid, and
remember Look bars lo o, Okay.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I don't remember those. Remember Look magazine?

Speaker 7 (49:29):
How about Yabba Zaba? Sorry abba Zaba?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I don't remember that either. But I'm not a candy guys.
I'm not a good rocky road candy bar. Zero candy bars,
I remember the zero those may still be out. I
remember those two.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Kid, you didn't like candy?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I I don't, no, I mean I I sometimes I'll
have a candy. I don't think about candy.

Speaker 7 (49:49):
What was your sweet? Was it donuts or ice cream?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Or I used to do sugar bread, white bread, butter
and sugar, very healthy. I thought you said you weren't
white trash? What's going on with? My mother grew up
very poor and so she passed alongside Now well uh,
the chunky people.

Speaker 9 (50:15):
Oh you mean the company Yeah, okay, yeah yeah, one
of the guy owned Chunkies.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I sure, hope some suit and the buttons are just
screaming a billionaire. Yeah. Just so you know, I purchased
all these as I mentioned, at the last minute. I
didn't think I had enough candy, so I went over
to CVS and I bought a couple hundred bucks worth
of candy, most of which I still have. But I
did take all of the chunky bars the c and

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CVS stands for a chunky I didn't.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
Very few people know that it was circumcisions for sectomes
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Oh they changed it.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Now.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
We were going over slang terms for the mommy parts
and the daddy parts because we have an interesting story
coming up about what a woman refers to that area,
as particularly as it relates to private moments with a
sexual partner.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
My chasm chasm?

Speaker 7 (51:14):
Yeah is the silent yawn on there anywhere?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I don't see it on this list. What about sugar walls?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Oh yeah, that was a famous Sheena Easton song, Remember that,
I think?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yeah? She was the my baby takes the more brain yep.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
I had a dog named Sheena.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
They sold that to the Plan B people. My baby
takes the pill. Okay, but what are the ones on
this list? Is something that we talked about quite aways back,
and well here's the little tribute. Are you tired of
feeling guilty and being scolded by friends and family just

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It's like recycling and it takes the guilt out of
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Speaker 7 (52:38):
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Speaker 4 (52:47):
That's right, fur Burgers.

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Grow the fur Burgers. I know it's meat, but it
smells like fish, don't It tastes like chip in between
our buns.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
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Speaker 4 (53:25):
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Speaker 2 (53:30):
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Speaker 4 (53:49):
Look for the picture of meat Morty Gleckman with our mascot.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
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fur Burgers. Tell him Bob and Tom sent you, and
you'll get seated lickety split us also on the list there.
I doubt if too many ladies have said.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
That in the bedroom. Yeah, I doubt it, particularly in
contemporary culture in which the fur is usually gone, the
most part gone.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yeah, which kind of leads to the this is totally
changing the subject. But the new supermoon that's coming, well,
you probably saw the moon this morning. To night and
tomorrow night are the biggest.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
It's going to be bigger tonight, called the beaver moon.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Called the beaver moon. Very good.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Beavers.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
Uh, legend has it the beavers talk tonight at midnight
for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yes, they'll tell you the secret of life. That's right.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
They only get to talk once a year, so it's
a lot.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
You gotta find them. Yeah, you gotta find them. They
kind of had that whistle though when they talk gets
a little annoying.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Oh anyway, sometimes yeah, because of those buckers. Yeah, yeah,
those are the buck teeth, not buckers.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
You didn't call buck teeth buckers, No, no, no, we
were oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
Never never picked on anybody for the way they looked.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Where I went to elementary school, everybody had braces except
for me.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Oh so that's another thing you're upset about.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
No, I didn't need them.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Oh no, no, of course.

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Speaker 1 (56:46):
Thank you very much, I got an update on that story.
About the guy that is alleged to have eaten an airplane.
Oh yeah, I did a little homework on it, and
he's perished. Uh no, I don't think, but there is
a some truth to it.

Speaker 7 (57:01):
He's quite the Gormand yeah, we'll.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Find out about that. We also have update from the
Louver and a very interesting story about the sounds of
a lake that are scaring people. Oh my, we'll find
out that's you're getting close there from the O'Reilly Auto
Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh
Arnoldy I hate Steven Singer sidekickchick.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
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hear about the corduroy pillows?

Speaker 6 (57:41):
Pat?

Speaker 5 (57:41):
No?

Speaker 7 (57:42):
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thank you very much. The Silac Insurance news desk. There's
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not a fan of corduroy. You know what I would
be saying the same thing. Looks good, It looks great
on you, don't pants?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I wouldn't do that. I'm not a fan of somewhat
of a wide whale.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
I like the wh When I was a chubby kid
I had I had a para cordite pants and the
inside leg would rub away.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
It would get right down to my thighs rubbed again. Yes,
no factory here on this, this chubby. Now we are
we going to go into the world of sports. Well,
we got a letter here though, we got em. Yes
that I did hint at earlier about what a trucker saw. Absolutely.

Speaker 9 (58:34):
Oh yeah, Now this comes to us from soul Patch.
That's right, he's been a He's a trucker from Muskegan, Michigan.
He says, people need to know the truckers can see
what they do while they're driving. I've seen unsafe practices,
of course, We've all seen these things. Messing with phones,
he is reading a book or a newspaper. Have you
seen that man absolutely putting on makeup? Of course I've

(58:58):
seen that. He's as I even saw a guy with
sheet music taped to his steering wheel and he was
playing the trumpet while doing seventy down the highway.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
What you have hands free driving, I would.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Hope, Well, but I mean he's looking down at them, Yes,
playing the trumpet. I mean, can you have he'd gotten
into a head on collision that he could that trumpet
get a mouthpiece throat I mean, or hit a school bus.
Who knows what he could? Yeah, I could have ended
real bad. Well there, I'm sure that there's a You

(59:39):
talk to enough cops on the scene of accidents, They've
seen some pretty gruesome ways to go. Sure. Sure, I
know there was a guy that was writing a sermon
in the back seat of a car and took a
number two pencil.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
To the throat.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Oh, well, killed him. It's true. What Oh yeah, boy,
that's where you when you get up there, you go. Hell,
let me ask you something. Yeah, I was uh spreading
you know, your words? Yeah, yeah, I don't know if
I don't know if there was something else going on
the shi of sermons up here, pastors up here. Yeah. Now,

(01:00:12):
we love getting your letters. You can reach us Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com. This is an unusual letter.
There's a new study out about multitasking and how very
few people can do it. I am the first to
admit I cannot. You know, it's I think it's rare
people admitting because I can't. Either. People admitting that they can't,
I think is rare. Most people think they can. You
can barely task. Yeah, I know, let alone multija.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
You're right, I think I can multitask.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I think women are way better at it. Yeah, I
in fact, I know this is very common in an
old premise. But I will turn my radio off or
down when I'm trying to find an address. Oh, absolutely,
or when I'm parking. I just don't have to focus.
This is from JJ. Men are incredibly good at multitasking. Okay,
do it many times a day. Now we're going into

(01:01:01):
the world of science again. Not the strength of this show.
The muscles used to urinate are also the ones that
control the sphincter. So anytime a guy urinates while standing,
he is multitasking to keep the sphincter clenched so that
he doesn't what geez, I such a kickout. I think

(01:01:26):
it is an interesting that's not it's he's praising we
men because women can just let it flow without a worry.
Keep up the good work and go blue. He's a
Michigan fan. Thank you, Thank you, JJ.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Taking time and trouble to write JJ McCarthy.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
I have to call congratulations on the wind this week.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Okay, now let's just move forward here. Do we have
any more letters? Are we going to get to the sports?

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Let's see a couple for you, Tom, Dear Bob and
Tom Show, Hey Tom, I learned how to correctly pronounce
the love while watching Hogan's Heroes, specifically General Berkharhalter, portrayed
by the fabulous Leon asking if you need an example,
Season two, episode sixteen arts for Hogan's sake, if you'd
like to check that out. Uh, Dear Bob and Tom Show,

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otters are not cute. If you did the kind of
stuff they do to each other, you'd end up in prison.
Oh yeah, well that's kind of the animal Kingdom, isn't it. Well?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
There there was a big story yesterday that otters have
overtaken part of the Alaska, a huge part of Alaska.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Miss yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
There are apparently way too many of the minutes they're
eating all the fish and.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
Dear Bob and Tom Show, especially Chick. You're on my list, pal,
writes Chuck. You mentioned you did not care for the
bald look and the full beard. Well, sir, my beard
will make Chuck Norris's beard. Cry, Oh there he is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
That's a good beard. Yeah, look that's an Oscar beard.

Speaker 10 (01:02:57):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
See he can pull it off, read itn't we Some
guys can do the bald and beard thing. Love you guys.
Created by shel Silverstein, Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
I don't think know if he created it. He was
the most famous one in the early days, I know,
if that's even correct. Back in the sixties, nobody had
that look going. What do you mean what about Yeah,
Mitch Miller, name one. He wasn't bald as far as
on camera.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Sure, yeah, look like he had a tube.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Well, the point being it was a bold move back
then to go with bald with a beard, very unusual.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
There's a letter for you, pat to me. Hello, Patten Gang,
This is from Chris and steamboat. All good skiing there, Tommy.
All right, this past Saturday, my dad, oh, my dad,
my daughter got married. There was a lot of debate
about the song we'd use for my daughter dance together,
the father daughter dance. It was between Lighthouse Yes or

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Walk with You by Edwin McCain. Oh boy, it was close, yes,
But they just finally decided that Edwin's lyrics were a
little more appropriate, and they wanted to stay married.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Now I've had his records are better playing that for
people that ended up getting divorced. Now, last weekend Friday Night,
you did a beautiful thing. I saw some of the
pictures you played for some friends of the show, Shell
and Wayne, Yeah, and played your song for them. So
we wish them the best, I have to say, And
they gave us some thoughtful gifts. So thank you, Yeah,
thank you. They're just apparently delightful people. They are.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Hopefully they break the curse.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:04:29):
Last I played it was nineteen eighty seven. Twenty five
people got divorced with that song.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Wow. Do I feel like these these two were going
to make it though? Yeah? They were adorable. They're a
great couple. Break the curse.

Speaker 11 (01:04:40):
They had a Halloween wedding, real fun, dark and fun
and goofy oh. Yes, you sent me a picture of
a small child dressed as Chucky. Yeah, that was a
fantastic you serious. It was really cute kid running around
with the real knife.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Wouldn't that kid? I was a rubber knife and kidd
slash gramos Achilles. Wasn't that fun? He's going to be
in the wheelchair. This comes to us from Jennifer. Hello
from Lovell. I've been a fan of the show for
a very long time. I work at a gas station
at a big grocery chain. Yeah you do. Today a
customer came up to the window and said, do you

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sell windshield juice?

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I assume they met wiper fluid. I thought of you guys,
do you still make that noise when you when you
put the wiper fluid on your windshield? Mega?

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Yeahs.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
I was a little bit too sorry to cross.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I think we really just heard what happened. There's a
lot of verbiage flowing throw. Okay, let's check in with
the with the Sporting News here Jacoby Brissette, Jacoby the

(01:05:52):
cheaper brisket. He throws two touchdowns, ran for another score.
Cardinals stop a five game using streak and pound the
Dallas Cowboys twenty seven to seventeen in Arlington at Jerry World,
And it weren't that close. Jacoby made his third consecutive
start after the week started with expectations of Kyler Murray

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returning from a foot injury, but that didn't happen.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
They've gone to Jacoby. The Cowboys could not build on
a momentum of a Sam Williams blocked punt, Sorry Christy.
That was recovered in the end zone by Marshawn Niel And.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I thought nobody kneels in the NFL anymore. I'm throwing
grenade from Los Angeles. I'm sorry, hitting a miss.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Show Hey Otani and the Los Angeles Show, Hey Otani.
He and the Dodgers celebrated their second consecutive World Series championship.
They had a parade downtown. Explain to me what downtown
LA looks like?

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Nobody goes downtown?

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Is downtown? It's so spread. How is it not downtown
where the Capitol Records Building is Capital and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
The Troubadour and the that's that's yes, right, I don't remember.

Speaker 9 (01:07:19):
It's it's like a handful of skyscrapersons. But nobody goes,
at least not when I was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I lived there a year. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:07:27):
Oh no, I never lived there. But I never lived
there because they were going to give me a place downtown.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
It's a retirement home.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Wow, just give it here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Oh that's right, you worked in the retirement home for free.

Speaker 7 (01:07:37):
Oh Tani joined by his wife Mamiko Tanaka.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Well you're welcome that very much. He's already looking forward
to a third straight title.

Speaker 13 (01:07:48):
Oh, he did it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
He's said third straight title. And you know if they
go on, they get the three peete that the name
is apparent that word is owned by pat Riley. Yeah,
oddly enough, so he gets money. Yeah, if they put
it on a T shirt apparently interesting. Yeah, I'd like
to be the judge there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
You can say three p right, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Who knows? You can't put it on that? Yeah, And
you can't see anything about men's college basketball in the
month of ah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
And featuring a Canadian team and airing on what's typically
the least watched night of the week, Saturday's Game seven
of the World Series still managed to pull a massive
audience across the United States of America. According to Nielsen,
Dodgers Blue Jays finale average twenty five point nine to
eight twenty six million viewers across Fox Sports platforms, including

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twenty five point four on Fox alone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
It marks the largest Major League Baseball audience since Game
seven of the twenty seventeen Astros Dodgers series, which drew
almost twenty nine million viewers. The Dodgers extra inning win
peaked at thirty one point five million viewers at allow
about eleven thirty Saturday night. It surpassed the most recent
World Series Game seven and nineteen between the Nationals and

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the Astro.

Speaker 9 (01:09:02):
That's according to Nielsen. According to Nelson, can't Live without
your love and affection.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Ah, you actually remember the name of their only hit.
I just looked it up.

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
Oh okay, it's Gunner And what's the other one?

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Goes by the nickname half half Nelson Nelson, Yeah, oh yeah,
a little wrestling joke. Boy, that's very good going on
over there? What happened? What I told you that there
was a parade and he told everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Parade.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
He's given me the thousand yards stare. But I don't
know what's going on. Speculating about the geographical bors of
downtown Los Angeles is of interest to no one except
the homeless guy. He craps all over the streets there.
Apparently he crapped in your coffee too.

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
Yeah, the grouchiness from the who crept in your corn flakes? No, no,
don't know, no, no wait a minute, in a second,
I want to tell you so.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Oh yeah, I just looked up the ratings for the
World Series in Japan. Yeah, more than twelve million viewers.
Apparently it's very very low. That's amazing. So is that
a popular world series? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:10:17):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
We don't know what that's. That means twelve million people
watched us? Yes, yes, yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:10:23):
But that here we since we live here, twenty nine million,
we can go okay, that's pretty high nowadays, and we're familiar.
We know nothing of Japanese television ratings.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
It's almost like trying to tell you what we're downtown
Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
It's tall, homeless people.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Maybe they're crapping on it in Japan. Now, man, I
think if you, I don't think you would crap in
the streets of downtown Tokyo. If you did, I think
you'd be a shop in Tokyo. Really, I think they
put up with that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
David Rush has broken againness world record for the farthest
ice cream throw and.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Catch throw and catch ooking of two team of two.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
David Rush teamed up with Josh That Josh Van Battenberg
to attempt the record fell. It involved throwing a scoop
of ice cream and catching it inside a cone. No
makes no indication whether it's a waffle cone or how

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far are they throw it well, you've got it right there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
No, I don't. I'm looking up something else.

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
The pair managed to throw and catch an ice cream
talking you're just you're just what what may? Yeah, Josh Wright,
what pissed you off?

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
This morning?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
He got a text or something? Was we talked about
Los Angeles for seventeen seven minutes about what? And he
was a little droudgy something. There was a one eighty
that happened to. Yeah, fifteen minutes you two were talking.
That's when he told you to shut up.

Speaker 11 (01:12:04):
Could have been your kneel on the field football next
like that that he made sure to let me know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Yeah, that was noticed that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
They've got no laughs and just no purchase of any
kind either either, getting the reference wondering why on earth
you would say joke has to be funny? Okay, sorry,
said drag Net. So these two, these two clowns are
throwing ice cream coat? What is these two clowns is
like your hero?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I'm so sorry. You know, he's in a bad movie.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
Give me the next Nobel Laureates. And by the way,
the sixty minutes thing they really they put him on.
I'm gonna say two minutes half he was on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
The uh no, it was Cecilia Vega. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
it's very nice. I'm sorry, I forgot what was the
link that they talked? They tossed an ice cream.

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
The para manage would throw and catch an ice cream
fifty five feet five inches, beating the previous record.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Oft do we have the video? It better be an
ice cream cone, not like a traffic cone. Okay, regular
sugar cone. It looks there is some there at some
warehouse and he catches. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
Did you notice he didn't catch all of it? What
if you watch it again, there's a bit of ice
cream that goes to his left like a doll. So
this it does not maintain its integrity. See now here
there goes the missed piece.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
You didn't catch all it breaks up in mid air. Well,
then it doesn't count. Now, Josh, I know that you're
the expert on thrown food because of your travels to
the place that has the famous Lambert's Home of the
throwed rolls. Why you have got to go there. That's
it's great. See that makes sense. You tell us how
that works again? When you want a dinner roll? The
a guy watks around with a cart and he throws

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it across the restaurant at you. How big is the role?
It's a nice handful baseball size. Yes, they are hot.
See that makes sense. But would you go to basket
robins if they threw the ice cream at you? Yeah,
here's here's your cold, little boy. I hope you'll catch
some restaurants. It's I don't know if you guys remember
chili tossers that it was a bad idea very much.

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What's coming up in sports?

Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
Uh, Christy Lean news is coming up?

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Oh well, we have some sad news today.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
All right, we have to report we.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Have a we have a great story about uh about Superman.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Yeah, we do. If you like comic books.

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Turns out Superman is real?

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
What wow?

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
He's yes, yes, if my bad news so is kryptonized.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
You had to make the choice Superman or Batman? Oh Man,
comic comics, not movies.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
My disposition, My disposition leans toward Batman.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Yeah, I'm a badman. I would say comics, Uh, definitely Batman,
and I think movies. Do you think I think Batman too? Yeah? Yeah, sorry,
but I know I'm in the minority in this room
at Christian Bales Batman instead of Michael Keaton man. I
like them both a lot. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I

(01:15:09):
agree with Josh.

Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
Now you want to see a Michael Keaton movie, you
need to see the one where where he's flying.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
What is it? O bird Man? I love that. It's
a movie. That's great. That's is the Hall of Fame
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And this is the Bob and Tom Show. This is
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Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News Desk, it's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin,
Hey chick. There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen
Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
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A's Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks
Sports desk. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGhee. We are also
getting some communication from truckers about things they've seen as
cars passed them and they look over they they say

(01:16:19):
they see everything. So be careful out there. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Watch where you pick your nose.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Yes, or any of that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
Or watch where you your left or your right finger?

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Do I pick with my left or my right?

Speaker 10 (01:16:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Left nose not but of course, and you always want
to switch those.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
I'm gonna say, see, what is it about driving that
you can feel like you're going to clean a little
house and no.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Right? Yeah, yeah, you're by. This is the same thing
with road rage. You're there's a there's a sort of
a separation, so you start getting a little bit too
uh how is your road rage?

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
And it's horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I had screamed at a guy that the day. Oh
what did he do? Going to I'll try to make
this very simple. I'm at a I'm at a red light.
It's two lanes, both going forward or both going forward.
I'm sorry, Yeah, he's in the left lane. I'm in
the right lane. Okay, the light turns green, he turns right, right,

(01:17:19):
in front of my car and it was at a
major intersection. Huh. He could have if he signaled me
or something did for he did, but he floored it
and went flying. Okay, so doing he did it on purpose?
If I if I had touched the accelerator on the
rocket ship that I drive, but we all would have
hit him. Man, So there may have been a maybe

(01:17:42):
he was in a hurry. Well, then you do something
other than what he did. I don't have road rage,
but I do have I'm starting to get if I'm
sitting on my porch room, if in my front yard
and a car really speeds down the neighborhoods read, I
am tempted to yell slow down, like my dad used

(01:18:03):
to give him.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
The business kids playing.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I just don't get why that. Last night, I don't
get on my dead end street, some jackass came and
you know, it's almost always the same thing. It's the
delivery guys. Yeah, yeah, my street dead ends, but they
don't know what's going to dead end. So they're trying
to deliver something north of where I live, and they
go down, Oh this is the wrong street. Do you
turn and then come flying by? Oh geez, I cursed them,

(01:18:28):
and I wish ill will and them and all their
friends and family. And I'm very good at it. I
understand cursing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Yeah, you do it in your head or out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Well that last night a lot loud. Slow down. But
I've got my twin lights on my hat. And then
which is blinking?

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Do you have one on the back of the hat
to yes, I have clip on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Lights on the back in front of my hat. Then
a big spotlight on it. We have to have a
photo of.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Would it be root of me to stop the guy
that's walking in the neighborhood over here and give him
a vest to wear in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Remember Willie actually bought vests for the walkers. And then
then we were like, you are your father's son.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Well, because we don't want to go to jail when
we kill.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Those No, no, no, I've already got a plan. When
I killed that a hole, I'm going to go to
the car wash and then make sure I got the
DNA off, and.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Then I really bron he's walking and all all Blackie.
He's got one little light on the front of his
one not in the back.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
He's fine. I've seen I see him every time you
do too, apparently.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
Yeah, but I wish you would wear a vest so
that it doesn't like he's right there.

Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
Oh, come on, they give you a little mini orgasm,
doesn't it little?

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
And his pants are so last year. Yeah, I haven't
noticed that because I'm too afraid I'm gonna hit him.
Speaking of that, we have some depths we need to
get to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Dick Cheney has died. Oh I really yeah. The hard
charging conservative who became one of the most powerful and
polarizing vice presidents in US history, according to the Associated Press,
has died at the age of eighty four. He passed
away last night due to complications of pneumonia and cardiac
and vascular disease. Is According to a statement from his family.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
He did major heart issues when he was in office.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Oh yeah, absolutely ye. Diane Ladd, the three time Academy
Award nominee known for her roles and Alice, doesn't live
here anymore. Wild at heart. She has died at the
age of eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Always good.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Her daughter, Laura Derne, was at her side when she
passed away. Her mother passed away at home in Ojai, California,
on Monday.

Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
Oh hi, hi, they asked Bruce Dern about his ex
wife and he said, who.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Where'd that come from? Wow? Well they didn't get along,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
And Donna Jean Goucho, former Grateful Dead backup singer, has
passed away. I in Nashville at the age of seventy eight,
and no one noticed, No one.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
I know she. I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
I thought she was a native of Musclesholes, Alabama. She
was already a season studio vocalist before joining the Dead
in nineteen seventy two, singing on classic recordings.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
This one I Can't Walk Out could have been anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
Kersey Slaves shared hand time and Boss gag No, he's
not kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
It's a great She was a great singer.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Yeah, but it's nod of her eune that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
She and her husband Keith performed with the Grateful Dead
until nineteen eighty. He was a keyboardist, and she was
inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in
nineteen ninety four with other members of the Grateful Dead.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
So put a little extra cheese on your grilled cheese
tonight in honor of Donna and the Grateful Death. Yeah. Great,
great background singer, sing with Elvis and mean, come on, okay,
that's a great song. That's one of my favorite old That.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Is a great song. I will give you that, but
not she was she was part of the part of
the project.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Give her some credit. Well there goes our death hunk.
Anybody else, That's all I got. We do have dead
Hollywood feet in the news. What does that mean? We
have a guy that has a collection of celebrity feet, yeah,
foot molds. Yeah, well we'll get to that coming up

(01:22:27):
for fear fear foot person. You'll want to hear that.
I'd be interested in that. We had a Louverra bizarre update.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
No, this is ridiculous. They deserve to have their is now.
I'm mad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
It's really funny. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:22:43):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
And also, of course we can't be serious with this pronunciation.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
We have uh. We have Kastaki Economopolos about to head
for Berlin, uh to watch an NFL game. We'll talk
with Kastaki in just a few minutes. We are in
the Oreli Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (01:23:00):
Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you
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Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
Colm, Welcome, back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. She's wearing her
puffy vests.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Yeah, I got a little chili.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
What about your arms?

Speaker 13 (01:23:25):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
It keeps my core warm and your cores warm?

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Your warm?

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
I your Cora, I believe right strongly. Okay, all your
heat goes out your head, right Tom. That's why Tom
wears a hat.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
I wear this vest at home all time to Yeah,
it's kind of like a hug. Oh that's nice having
a hug.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
No, just so long as I don't have to do it.
There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. There's Josh Arnold. Chick. You
always look great. You look especially handsome today with that
you're button down. I got I got the Oxford rocking
the Oxford today and you even button down the Oh yeah,
I like the What do you think? Tom?

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
That's very nice, Okay, very preppy. There's Ash Cosby. I'm
prepped out. I am chick.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Helo Tom, Hello, chick McGee. Now we are going to
hook up via satellite with the Traveling Man himself. It's
comedian Kostaki.

Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
Economopolis guessing especially crabby today because not only did the
Falcons lose, but they lost to kostakis hated enemy, the
New England Patriots.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Is that Is that right? That's somewhat true. Yeah, it's
I didn't love that. I am one point Tom. Yeah,
they missed the extra point at the end of the game.
If they keep finding new ways to lose, that's nice.
That's a really stellar so Falcons. That is so Falcons.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
It's almost Washington football type of.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 14 (01:24:49):
Yeah, the Falcons are playoff sleepers. Oh, I'm sorry, I
misread that they have been put to sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Oh, now I mentioned that you're a traveling man because
you are going to be flying to Berlin. It's Colt's
Falcons coming up this weekend. This is a really great story,
and I'll ask you to tell it one more time.
You're going to be meeting somebody special over in Berlin. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:25:12):
My brother got leukemia, the worst possible strain. He wasn't
gonna survive, and he got a bone marrow transplant. At
the time, there were sixteen million people who would register
to donate their marrow if they they were a match.
He matched two out of sixteen million. That's how hard
it is to find a match. And Jurgen in Germany

(01:25:33):
donated his marrow, and my brother went through hell for
about a year and then he's fine and cancer free.
And we're going to meet Jurgen and his wife and
go see the falcons.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
That is such a great story.

Speaker 14 (01:25:45):
Isn't that great? I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I
don't know how Germans feel about that, but I'm I'm
gonna make a mess of him.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Give him a big hug, no kidding. And now, on
a lighter note, I'll be kind of interested to see
you're what it's like going to a game in Berlin
and I want to what are the concessions? What do
they do?

Speaker 7 (01:26:05):
What do they do the same stuff they do in
NFL games here during the downtime just because some guy
gotta come out and throw broughtwurst through a giant bun
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
I'm fascinated too. I can't wait. And it's the same
stadium of the Jesse Owens and the thing and Berlin Olympic.
I mean, it's so cool. The whole thing's so cool.
I can't wait. Yeah, No, is your brother meeting youth?
Are you flying to Atlanta and going from there. How
are you getting over there? I booked a very traditional flight.

Speaker 14 (01:26:33):
I booked Lax Berlin, Berlin, Des Moines, and then I'll
be driving around for four days, tell jokes in.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Iowa and then des Moines, La.

Speaker 14 (01:26:45):
Andreas is of course going from Atlanta. I'll meet him
there the same day. Okay, Andreas is your brother.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Of course, let me just so while we're at it here,
Kastaki Ekonomopolis is a great stand up comedian. He'll be
November twelfth in Des Moines. On the thirteenth in Fort
Dodge on the fourth, fourteenth Sue Falls at a special
Ron Sexton memorial show, and then the fifteenth Sue City
for another one of those shows, and then December eleventh

(01:27:10):
and Cincinnati. So details on Instagram. What's the best way
to find you there, Kastaki.

Speaker 14 (01:27:16):
Kastaki dot com or at Kastaki Economopolis on all the
social media platform and you got.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
A cash price if you spell Economopolis correctly. No, just
just go with us. Try cost excuse me, cost A
Ki Kastaki. There you go. Well, now you've been observing,
observing the NFL with a close eye throughout the seasand
what have you got to say? This week?

Speaker 14 (01:27:41):
The Bears beat the Bengals forty seven to forty two.
I just saw this stat like twenty minutes ago. The
Bengals are allowing thirty three point three points per game,
the most.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
By any team since nineteen sixty six. Thanks. I guess
I'm not letting the guy that has the big letter
D in the fence in. Huh. No, that guy I
can't come in. No, he would be a better defense
than their actual defense. I saw this, Kustaki.

Speaker 7 (01:28:06):
The Bengals are the second team in NFL history to
score eighty points over two games and lose both games.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Oh that's stat Yeah, Oh, I didn't see that the first.
The first was the Giants in like the sixties. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:28:19):
Oh, that their defense is so generous. The I r
s is calling it a charitable organization. That defense is
so soft. They just landed the sponsorship with Sharman. When
the when the Bengals call cover zero, they mean it.

(01:28:40):
Bengals defense at this point is like Bigfoot. There's no
proof it even exists. Just the Steelers had the steel curtain,
the Bengals d is more of a shower curtain. It's
like a it's like a curtain of beads at the
old Windy's. You know, next week the Bengals d will
just be amer dream catcher. A yield sign would be

(01:29:05):
a better defense. A fifth grade class red rover line.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
A saloon door would be better. A Walmart greeter, it's
not going well, you see. A blockade and parcheesi.

Speaker 14 (01:29:19):
Would be a better defense. A signed photo of Pete Rose.
I mean you could slow right just setting down Marge
shots coffin on the line of scrimmage would be a
better defense.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
You might trip, might you know? A bowl of skyline
chili would be better. You gotta stop and put cheese
on it, you know.

Speaker 14 (01:29:39):
Take Chad Johnson's paperwork to change his name to Ocho
Sinko would be a better defense.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
An actual Buckeye sitting there on the ground, the mayor.

Speaker 14 (01:29:52):
Standing there explaining why the Cincinnati, Ohio Airport is in Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
That would be a better.

Speaker 14 (01:30:00):
A broken table from a bill's tailgate would be a
better defense.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Jazz hands would be so we've established a defense. They're
not good. An old man wagging his finger would be
a better defense.

Speaker 14 (01:30:15):
That guy in Timan Square who stood in front of
the tank with the briefcase.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
That guy would be better a floor sign. He did
have a briefcase.

Speaker 14 (01:30:24):
I forgot he had a briefcase. I looked it up
because I thought it was crazy. A kid selling fundraising
candy bars. You gotta stop for a sec right, A
pop up that says I'm not a robot. That's a
better defense. You gotta check that box. Sure, I think
we got it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Now. It's a big day by Bears rookie Kyle Manong Guy.

Speaker 14 (01:30:49):
His my buddy Jim told me if he had a
fantasy team and be called cream of Mundong Guy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Pretty good writing. The Saints.

Speaker 14 (01:31:00):
Saints are not good. They're so terrible. The Church is
quietly moving them to another parrots. They're changing the name
of the Superdome Now it's our Lady of Perpetual fourth downs.
The only thing the Saints have converted this year is
caffeine into anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Oh, come on, that's a good joke. Kind of a thinker. Yeah,
even Saint Christopher thinks they're lost. The thought lost causes.

Speaker 14 (01:31:38):
When the Saints go marching in has officially been reclassified
as fiction. The Big Easy is now reference to buying
Saints tickets on stub ups. It's very it's easier to
get Saints tickets and to Orleans and it is to
get bees.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Right, you just show the one breast. That's a lot
of city research this week. Yes, yes, here Google. I mean,
who wouldn't want him? In a writer's room he comes
with with yeah, every conceivable Cincinnati reference and now in
New Orleans.

Speaker 14 (01:32:13):
I gotta tell you, I just from a writing point
of view, every once in a while, you just land
on something that makes you giggle. I don't even know
if the jokes are good. I just could not stop
writing jokes about the Bengals defense.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
It was just so much fun. Cheesy block that's.

Speaker 14 (01:32:26):
A good way I write it down. Wander around for
half an hour. Jacksonville's Cam Little now holds the record
for longest field goal. Justin Tucker is rolling over on
his messuse table. Oh he could have had that record,
Justin if you weren't such a jerk, if you didn't
insist on such a jerk.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
All right? Is he eligible to come back? Justin? Good question?
Isn't he suspended or something?

Speaker 14 (01:32:51):
I think he's suspended. I think he's currently still suspended,
Is that right?

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
I think the Ravens. Yeah, I don't know if the
league's done anything with him or not yet. I don't
think so. The Ravens cut him, I know that.

Speaker 14 (01:33:03):
So, yeah, they cut him, but I think I don't
or did they not even bother with the suspension because.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
He's not on a team.

Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
Yeah, well, you remember he was kind of starting to
miss kicks right before, you know, he wasn't what he
was Yeah, right in the game.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
It was somewhere else, that's right, exactly.

Speaker 14 (01:33:22):
The Packers wore super cool throwbacks this week included faux
leather helmets.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Super cool. They looked disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Rick, I'm with you, I like those unis.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
Running turdsds.

Speaker 7 (01:33:38):
Christie Father, I'm I'm proud to be a native American,
But can you tell me the story of naming me again?

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Well, of course, running turd here's.

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
The I'm sorry, I could not believe it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:56):
I didn't care. I think the helmet should have been
just leather colored, not with the actual stripe, the painted that's.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
Where that's what's turd like.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Yeah, they could have been, especially when they had the
guys that were wearing the bigger helmets.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Weather helmets is such a weird idea. Right, It is
a weird idea. That's what went. They didn't offer even
back in the day for pilots. You'd see those in
the biplane days. Apparently they offered absolutely no protection, but
they kept okay, kept your head warm if you were
driving a bip piloting a biplane. That makes sense. But yeah,

(01:34:38):
the protection aspect seems very weak. In fact, it's weaker
than the Cincinnati defense. Right now, we're doing group callbacks.

Speaker 14 (01:34:50):
Right, Imagine explaining to the leather helmet era guys that
someday there will be cushioned high tech hardshell helmets and
female reference and the black quarterbacks, black coaches, Oh, no
smoking on the sideline explaining the current game the guys,

(01:35:12):
no sleeves.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
For some coaching.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
You gotta have more Cincinnati jokes, right, how about the
guy was showing me the guy that was wearing effectively
wearing shorts to kick, Oh, the guy from the kicker
from Oklahoma. I'm all for it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:26):
You are, yes, whatever it takes to be comfortable doing that. Yeah,
I think you're you're supposed to wear the uniform.

Speaker 7 (01:35:32):
Herb Street said, he's out there wearing his Daisy Dukes,
but uh, Daisy can't kick like this.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
He hasn't missed one yet.

Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
It was his uniform. It just shorter in link.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
I would have approved it, but it was way it
was way up above his knees.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
They get a little turf bird a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
I was unreasonably turned on. That's the problem. You were
uncomfortable with how Yeah, I haven't. I was in an
NBA game over the weekend. It was really great, but
I was kind of wondering, has the NBA ever done
a throwback night where they were in the short shorts? Oh,
I don't think the players will put up with Yeah,
I was gonna say, I don't think. I can't see

(01:36:11):
the players going, oh yeah, that's a good look.

Speaker 9 (01:36:14):
They are making a comeback with like the youth. A
lot of young guys are wearing those again, which is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Are they really yeah? The hugers, Yeah we pat uh no,
he's still with the loose ones. Okay, yeah? Man, Well, Kastaki,
I'm sorry, We're we once again started to ignore you.
That's a tradition.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
I did forty Bengals jokes to open It's fair. I
got in the joke. Do we have a closer or
are we done. Let's see we could.

Speaker 14 (01:36:42):
We always got a closer somewhere we got how about
a corny one? That's that's fun.

Speaker 13 (01:36:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
JK.

Speaker 14 (01:36:48):
Dobbins said he wants to finish his career in Denver,
but in the text era, it's hard to take anything
he says seriously because his initials are j K.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know, you never know, just kidding. Well,
have a have a great journey to Berlin. And is
it true that we may actually be talking to you
from Berlin next week? Yeah? Last night I was doing
the math. This is my dream.

Speaker 14 (01:37:13):
I've lived my whole life waiting for this to happen.
It's six hours ahead. I'll be calling you at two pm. Nice,
I'll have two meals before I have to call you,
guys five in the morning in California, and.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
See if you can find out that what do they
call it? The what's that ABV? The the alcoholic content?
Oh yeah, be careful with the beers there. It's my
understanding that the the I'll be careful not to spill them.
Get the start of here. German beer is very strong. Nice,
I'm gonna drink it. I'm gonna drink a lot of it.
All right, so to your brother for us, and what's

(01:37:48):
what's the gentleman's name who saved his life? Jurgen, Jurgen.
I tell you're going that he's a great guy.

Speaker 7 (01:37:54):
One more thing for Kostaki, the way he was talking
about beer Kastaki. Yeah, get get in the program. Seriously.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
I'm gonna say called drug. No no, no, no like that.
I don't think we can stop that, can't we.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
It's two pm.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
You gotta have a drink. I have a great save
trip man. Thanks see you dude, all right, thank you?
What a great story though. Oh yeah, millions of people
offered to donate in two people.

Speaker 7 (01:38:25):
That's like a Good Morning America.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Yeah, Stefanopolis story, right or CBS Sunday Morning. There's good news.
Why aren't they following them over there?

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Here's your good right? Is that a CBS game? Oh what?
I might be NFL network. I'm not sure. In the morning, Okay,
Right now, it's a quiz time. You've been sending us
all letters because you have questions about the Silac insurance
company and something we call annuities, and we're all learning
about him. I didn't know about him. Did you know

(01:38:55):
that when you retire, your boss probably isn't going to go, hey,
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(01:39:16):
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Speaker 7 (01:39:23):
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Chick McGee, I love the idea of getting a twenty
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Dear Chick McGee. Question three, your voice is amazing, Thank you.
It is so malifluous much better than everyone else on
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Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Give very much, Christy. Of course, done perfectly as usual.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Every young broadcaster should learn.

Speaker 13 (01:40:28):
To do that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
I can't do it, Josh kid, No, I'm way off.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
You just got a focus.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
Okay, I can't do that. Of course, we'll get things
into focus. We have a really interesting story about the
connection between and the relationship with the term a woman
uses for her mommy parts and what will happen in
the bedroom. Fascinating study. And I assume the same applies

(01:40:54):
to the gents. We'll find out when we return to
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom show Phone. Thank you for playing us all the time.
We have. Good morning.

Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
Welcome to the Bobby Tom Show from the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car
care needs. Get the parts of service you need fast
from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's
Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Hey, Chick.

Speaker 7 (01:41:20):
Jess Hooker's here. Hi, there's Josh Arnold. Are there, Ace Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee at the Price Picked Sports Desk? Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick,
Hello testing?

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Are we there? Okay, you're all good? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
I think I did I think I did it? Josh,
what does that mean? I turned my headphones off? No no, no,
no no no no no no no no no no.
You're the king of not running the equipment. Don't don't.
Don't stick it on. John. Hey, it's good to be
the king. Please remember yesterday when Josh inadvertently, what did
you do?

Speaker 10 (01:41:51):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
You turned your mic on? And then yeah, sneezed and then.

Speaker 9 (01:41:55):
Yeah, I turned my headphones down instead of turning my
mic off, and I called right to the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Yeah, yeah, we do these things a fool. Yeah yeah, no.
We have miss Hooker here with us, though. I did
this the other day. I'd like to congratulate the makers
of fine Cookwaar for designing a frying pan that somehow
the handle is hotter than the stovetop. Oh no, now
not cast iron. No, no, this one particular one. I thought, Oh,

(01:42:24):
this is the one that has the handle and I
isn't there in our culture haven't we come up with
I know, we we've got a shield on the back
of a spacecraft to bring it back from outer space.
Can't we make handles for high quality cookwar that don't
get hotter than Mine's pretty good? Yeah, I was gonna
say mine, something went wrong with that?

Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
You have all stainless or do you have non stick nons?

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
Both? Both? Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:42:48):
Yeah, I have nonstick. I swear by nonstick. I like
a nice omelet pan and that's just about all I know.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
And I have cast iron, and of course the cast
iron handle will get hot.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
Do you have the little sleeve that you stick over
the head.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
He's lobster clones? Oh? Nice? Oh yeah, I have bear paws.
Did you do the lobster claw gag for your lady friend?
Will you take off your pants and your shirt and
you just have the lobster claws flapping around.

Speaker 9 (01:43:17):
I do yes, yeah, yeah, I have a name for yourself.
Uh yes, uh dungeness Dave. And uh that'll be a crab,
wouldn't Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:43:26):
Close enough considering he just left you out there on
the island.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Dungeness is also female. Okay, well, that actually is the
perfect way a dungeon grab miss Ooker. I'm glad you're
here because this, this story, I think is absolutely fascinating.
We began our program today by discussing it just.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
Seems so much common sense to me. I don't know
why you're so fascinated.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
You know how.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
He was fascinated by common sound. No, but this is
about language. For example, we began with slang terms for
the female mommy parts, Oh sure, and the boys mommy
or the boys daddy parts, the boys mommy part yeah, yeah, sorry,
And this is a story about what women say and

(01:44:15):
what it means. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
The research shows how a woman refers to her genitals
as tied to her overall sexual well being.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Well being.

Speaker 13 (01:44:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Scientists surveyed over four hundred and fifty women about their feelings, attitudes,
and genital naming, with categories including anatomical vagina, vulva, vulgar,
like the P word, playful, childish like hu ha or jj,
and euphemisms like down there in private parts. Women who

(01:44:43):
used childish terms such as hu ha or jj tended
to report more negative feelings about their genitals.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Negative feelings.

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
However, using the vulgar terms during sex associated with positive
sexual outcomes.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
And that's down there, that's the import. Vulgar is positive,
of course, that's it's more confidence. Yes, right, sure, I'd
be interested to talk to a physician, perhaps a male
gynecologist about it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
Why a male gynecologist is not going to hear what
a woman's private bedroom language?

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
I bet in certain areas they the ladies refer to
what's down there? Or sure? What does that?

Speaker 12 (01:45:26):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
What do the euphemisms mean?

Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
I don't know, because that's all I have.

Speaker 7 (01:45:30):
I'm sorry, Hey, Tom, what do they call a female
gynecologist a doctor?

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Women who use vulgar terms apparently reported experience in greater
general sexual pleasure, more frequent orgasms, and a stronger desire
to receive oral sex.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Okay, so again confidence. So if they're using the vulgar terms,
they're hot and ready to party.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Yeah, doesn't that make sense?

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
To you.

Speaker 8 (01:45:55):
And I think the assumption is is that you guys
prefer the vulgar terms, so that's when going to use
them as in a sexual encounter.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
But if we use them, you're going to I think
there are certain women that there are certain words that
they just don't like.

Speaker 7 (01:46:15):
It could go one of two ways. You'll either get okay,
come on, or well I never and they're out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
Yeah. I think the same thing goes for the top
for the ladies. Okay, sure, yeah, you got you say
a piece of chest? Like Pat's friended, we found a
pie a piece of chest? Once again? Did he can I?
Or may I? Or what did you say?

Speaker 11 (01:46:38):
He got her in the back seat and he was
trying to move forward with their making out session, and
he asked her for a piece of chest?

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
May I have a piece of chest?

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
May I have a piece of That's as funny.

Speaker 4 (01:46:51):
And he came in on Monday and asked me if
he did something wrong, and I said, yes, you did.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
The poor guy, his heart was in the right place. Now,
the fellas, do you refer to the uh your front naughty?
If you will, do you have a if you were
involved with a lady UH companion? In an intimate fashion.
Is there a particular you don't I don't do you, guys,

(01:47:16):
I don't have an I only call them my privates
when I'm saluting them after a successful mission.

Speaker 7 (01:47:21):
That's very good. Yes, no whole ceremony. Don't you put
a little flag around it? I bet, I think, But
I never got to my question.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Let's just say you had a distinguished a physician gynecologist man,
what would he do with his uh partner? What would
he call it? I don't know, because after after a
long day at the.

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
Office, depends on how their sex life is.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
I'm kind of hoping he'd it would be just incredibly vulgar, nasty.
He's so used to dancing around it all day long.

Speaker 9 (01:47:58):
There's an old adage that the only jokes that make
comedians laugh behind the scenes are just the craziest, darkest,
the jokes you can't do, yeah, because you're so used
to so. I wonder if gynecologists they just anything clinical
is out.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
They just go crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
I think women that are uptight sexually are going to
be women who use normal terms for that area or
no terms. Right, don't touch me down there?

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Yeah, we all got a chill here in that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
I'm sorry, I hang on.

Speaker 7 (01:48:34):
I guess one of us have to do one, two, three, go.
Let's shoot.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Wasn't that a song by the Tubes?

Speaker 4 (01:48:39):
Don't touch me down there, don't touch me there.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
I don't know, she's a beauty touch me in the morning. No, no,
mylf What was that movie Alpaco where he keeps going.

Speaker 10 (01:48:54):
Woman?

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
You think he ever called it that?

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
I think?

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
Who?

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Angelo? Let me see that.

Speaker 4 (01:49:01):
I've never used the word who ha my life. That's
a young term. You've said that?

Speaker 11 (01:49:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Who or who? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:49:07):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
Lala?

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Yeah, maala, we have I have a This is from Cosmopolitan.
Do you know some ladies call it the good good
Yeah they do. Yeah, and that can also refer to,
I think just sex. Yes, yeah, I give them. I
gave him that good well yeah, yeah, that's my favorite
kind of cottage cheese good good well. It's good culture,
good culture. Let me get a spoonful of that good culture.

(01:49:33):
Say it today?

Speaker 4 (01:49:34):
Know how some ladies have that. You'll never get any
of this, Yeah, mishooker.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
I have you ever heard the term with respect to
the front noughty, the badjingo? No about the foof?

Speaker 13 (01:49:50):
Yeah? You know what?

Speaker 8 (01:49:51):
But foof is like a like is a stand in
curse word for me, Like if something goes wrong, I
go foof.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
Yeah, so I.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
Don't sounds straight?

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
Yeah yeah some of these I know one has ever used.
Jennifer Aniston kind of says that, yeah without the first
app Yeah yeah, below deck Yeah really you referred to
it as below deck, below the equator.

Speaker 8 (01:50:22):
Yeah, Jason said that yesterday, referring to someone like their
size beneath the waist being she's a little big below
the equator?

Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
Really watching back there?

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
Let me up here? Did he say it's a did?
It just seems like what do you think the biggest
girl have you ever been with? Tom?

Speaker 7 (01:50:46):
Go ahead, there must be a record out there right
right over pounds you mean weight? I thought you made Okay,
go there.

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
You ever referred to it as the honey pot?

Speaker 4 (01:51:00):
I hear that a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:51:01):
Really a joke in a jokey way, And honey pot
is also a feminine hygiene product. Now it is the
name of a company.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:51:10):
Yeah, I was with a larger woman and she called
it the honey pot. And she called me Winnie the
Pooh because I would get my head stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
She was big. You know, there's a hell smell my neck.

Speaker 7 (01:51:23):
I believe Josh because he's the most mature and aware.
But there is a fetish where that's a guy's their
entire head.

Speaker 8 (01:51:32):
That can't happen.

Speaker 4 (01:51:34):
Is that can't I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
Yes, with a lot of lead, a lot of No,
you have to.

Speaker 4 (01:51:41):
Work up to truly the bone.

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
It's not gonna Oh she has to still be living. Okay,
that's now that you change the category that play watching that, Gan,
haven't you I know.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
You're not watching that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
I asked this question earlier. This is on the Cosmopolitan
magazine Lips of slang terms flaming lips. Now, I want
to know if the band came before the slang term
or vice verse.

Speaker 8 (01:52:09):
Flaming lips sounds like you might have an infection.

Speaker 4 (01:52:12):
Yeah, that's well, or you're very excited.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
I've never seen that.

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
Okay, you know they.

Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
They and gorge to Tom just like just like yeah,
the south mouth, the south whatever uses that. And if
you have a south mouth, go ahead and shave that.
Go tea doctor. I've got a problem with my south mouth,
my south mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:52:42):
But saying it now, hair is back down there right
Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's like firmly.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
And if you at south Mouth. If you find that
there is a tongue in there, marry her, you know,
an extra time. I'm fully aware of the vulgarity with
what is delivered. Now, would a lady refer to her
own as a quote unquote No, No, that's a little rough.

Speaker 8 (01:53:08):
If I said that, it would be around other girls
to be funny.

Speaker 4 (01:53:11):
Yeah, we're in the South. I think that's kind of
a soundarn.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Yeah, what about Cooch? Yeah, that's that's around.

Speaker 7 (01:53:19):
What about what about coops?

Speaker 4 (01:53:22):
That's so sleepy, disgusting, sounds like something's oozing out.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
Yeah, so definitely the Black and Decker peor that is
what you.

Speaker 9 (01:53:30):
Should You should say to your doctor. Somebody, somebody listening
right now is going to their guy. No today, please
say yeah, how's everything looking? My Black and Decker Pecker record?

Speaker 10 (01:53:40):
Just do it?

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
Yeah, just you gotta laugh right once again?

Speaker 7 (01:53:45):
This is she.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
This is from Cosmo. The itching Jenny that is so odd.

Speaker 4 (01:53:50):
And that that definitely has got an infection, Yeah, Jenny.

Speaker 9 (01:53:54):
Well probably itches without infection sometimes, right, balls occasionally itch
and they're not infected today.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Sure, well done so that cream I recommended. Yes, I said,
itching Jenny sounds like a locomotive. What did you say?
It sounds like, oh did itching Jenny one Belmont two
years ago? Better joke? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
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Speaker 4 (01:56:07):
No nut November and we have our history lessons.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
Oh good, Yeah, and we'll bring the nuts and the itching.
Jenny's back from the Auto Parts Studios. This is the
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From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance
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Speaker 10 (01:56:46):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (01:56:46):
There's Pat Godwin. Hello in his wide whale corduroy shirt.
I believe white whale.

Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
Never heard that? Yeah? W a l E.

Speaker 3 (01:56:55):
Wes.

Speaker 4 (01:56:56):
There's a fine whale and a wide Wahi.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
Are you yeah? That's that would be a shock at Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:57:04):
Shirt jacket. I dig the shackt Chick sports the shackle.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
I like the shacket.

Speaker 4 (01:57:09):
We have suede jackets.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
Oh, I like. I like a nice shacket. The port
men was it Portman too? They yes, take two words
to make I'm not. I don't approve. It's like the
spork hate them. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold
here with us more infotainment.

Speaker 7 (01:57:26):
Oh, ed entertainment. There's as Cosby. I'm chick McGhee. Hello Tom, Hello,
chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
Now what did we have to do here? We had
a moral obligation to do today in history. Yeah, well,
I'm ready if you in November fourth election day?

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
Hey, some places yep.

Speaker 1 (01:57:47):
Eighteen forty two, Little Abraham Lincoln Columbus Sale the ocean, Uh,
married Mary Todd. Honestly, what what what did Mary have?

Speaker 4 (01:58:00):
Wellizophreniamb yeah, at least bipolar.

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
Okay, some sort of gotcha?

Speaker 4 (01:58:07):
Was she ever diagnosed?

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
They probably didn't know what to do then, right, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:58:11):
No, but she had a like a washing machine. Man,
she's clean. You're a high boy?

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
What Yeah? On the honeymoon. On the honeymoon forescore fourscore
and seven? No chrome on that hint. Okay, let's see now.
Eighteen eighty four, Grover Cleveland led the league and beats
James Blaine for his first presidential term. And by the way,
he's the only other president, if I think I'm right

(01:58:38):
about this, to serve non uh consecugative terms. Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:58:43):
Grover Cleveland also was the only president to teach us
about near and far. That's a Grover joke. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
There's some famous things like like I like Ike or
or Tippee Canoe and Tyler too, and Grover Cleveland was
he's a show or not a Grover? Yes? And then
there were posters of his spots all over spots and
I like.

Speaker 7 (01:59:11):
Joy Grover talked about the third person.

Speaker 1 (01:59:13):
I am Grover. Grover is happy. Yes. The Aaron Farr
was always great because he did the Muppet run back
and forth.

Speaker 7 (01:59:19):
Yeah, and then you could hear his feet on the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
Nineteen twenty two, mister Howard Carter discovered the Tomb of Teuton,
common in Egypt, and now you can.

Speaker 4 (01:59:28):
Go see all those artifacts in the big Egyptian museum
that opened.

Speaker 7 (01:59:32):
An American We raided the tomb.

Speaker 1 (01:59:34):
Uh yeah, And you didn't he die a horrific death
based on the curse?

Speaker 9 (01:59:38):
Oh you boh yeah, don't mess run hope certainly you
think he may ever make a joke where he would
fart and then go that's a twote, uncommon.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
I hope somehow to nineteen thirty nine, the packard, I
did not know this interesting fact. The first air conditioned
automobile what year? Nineteen thirty nine. Wow, what you can
tell it's the air initial one because it's got that
huge unit on the roof. Yeah, it was a window unit.

Speaker 4 (02:00:04):
It's very very big.

Speaker 1 (02:00:06):
Hanging out the window with du really really fun. And
it cut the gas mileage from eight miles per gale
into two. Let's see, Oh, here we go. I mentioned
be like nineteen fifty two Dwight David Eisenhower elected President
of the United States.

Speaker 9 (02:00:22):
I don't think I drove a couple of cars that
did not have air. Yeah you did, you guys, like
your first cars?

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah, oh yours cars? Right? Yeah. I had
a Volkswagen Beetle, the bug many many years ago. Of
course you did. And the the heater on that thing, yeah,
the worst. Well, no, once you'd been driving it for
three hours, it would kick, you know. That was it
was fun.

Speaker 4 (02:00:46):
It was tied into the engine.

Speaker 9 (02:00:47):
I remember driving without air for so long that I
went to buy a new car and they were like,
you can get this car it has no air or
I was like, I'm fine with no air, like I was.

Speaker 1 (02:00:57):
I didn't because I had just gone without. Did you
ever have a car that it only had an AM radio?

Speaker 10 (02:01:02):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:01:03):
Are you familiar with a product called the FM Converter
through you guys talking about Yeah, you'd plug it into
your AM radio and you go to a certain station
on your AM radio, then start tuning your FM converter
to the FMBA. Yeah that song, oh yeah, oh it
was something under dash eight track tape player. I oh yeah,
okay the Monkeys the band hit number one with the

(02:01:26):
song Last.

Speaker 1 (02:01:27):
Train to Clarksfield. Right, it's a good one nineteen sixty six.
Purple Rain certified multi platinum on this date in nineteen
eighty four. Never got it? Uh, And I like Prince,
but I never got that song. Happy Birthday nineteen sixteen.
Walter Cronkite, How old is he today? That we'd be

(02:01:49):
one hundred and nine? Maybe remember those crocodile tears Kennedy's.
That was a friend of his. He was a Republican
and week guy a wig. You can see the onion
he's holding him.

Speaker 7 (02:02:05):
There is underneath the desk, Hang on a second, Who
don't uh osci is that in here?

Speaker 1 (02:02:11):
Is kronk term for weed or is it crunk? Crunk?

Speaker 7 (02:02:17):
I don't know what chronic? There's chronic? Krunk was getting
real drunk right off of like I don't know what
crunk is. I think it was the roots and getting
drunk off that stuff. I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (02:02:27):
So you could do what you could do, a like
a rosta guy stoner doing doing the evening news, and
that's he'd be Walter chronic kite. You could do chronic kite, yes,
and no one would get the show. Okay, your chronic kite. Okay,
happy birthday, friend of the show. Jeff Probes to the
host of Survivor. He never cared for you. Uh, I

(02:02:50):
don't care for him?

Speaker 7 (02:02:51):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (02:02:52):
The twenty ringing? It all out of that? Huh? Yeah,
my kids love that show. They do your kids do
Beautiful Colors and they show parrots and the like, beautiful
colors and the competition and healthy people.

Speaker 4 (02:03:08):
They're watching fear factors, healthy people.

Speaker 8 (02:03:10):
He's talking about thin people and.

Speaker 1 (02:03:15):
Thinner You're teaching your children to hate fat people racing
away on the screen.

Speaker 7 (02:03:21):
Yeah, have you ever made mention of a fat person
in the presence of your children.

Speaker 1 (02:03:26):
My children know some very very nice people that happen
to be slightly larger than doctors. Record talking about me,
aren't you?

Speaker 7 (02:03:35):
They are big fans of you. You had to buy
him gifts. Yes, yeah, many many gifts.

Speaker 1 (02:03:43):
Now let's move forward here like him to what's coming up?
Christy Lee?

Speaker 4 (02:03:47):
Coming up? We have no nut November. We have a
shoemaker who's got a very odd collection of Hollywood star's feet,
not your actual feet.

Speaker 1 (02:03:57):
That sounds that sounds a little appropriate.

Speaker 7 (02:04:00):
There's a website you can go to see how big
type Gwyneth Paltrow is. Is that wikifeet nine?

Speaker 1 (02:04:07):
I think it is.

Speaker 4 (02:04:08):
You're on wikie feet, right, Yes, you're on wiki feet
I think so.

Speaker 1 (02:04:13):
He's ever had a wikifoot? Dial carefully, and wookie foot
is also quite different. That's a furree. We're gonna come
right back.

Speaker 7 (02:04:23):
I heard.

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
These are the Aurelio Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (02:04:28):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say,
send us an email. Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 7 (02:04:38):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello,
gonna do a song this time, right now? Tom, gonna
do a song right now?

Speaker 1 (02:04:49):
Yes, all right.

Speaker 7 (02:04:50):
There's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold. There is it
the ihhe Stephen Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm
Chick McGhee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello Tom, Hello,
chick McGee going through a Cosmopolitan magazine, which that's you
should be You.

Speaker 4 (02:05:10):
Should not be allowed allowed to read it. You're too old,
go on?

Speaker 1 (02:05:13):
Oh too male? Yeah, well, I was looking at it
because I came up and I brought over this list
of a slang terms for both the male member and
the female front naughty. By the way, front naughty is
not on the list, which just shows that it's it's incomplete.

Speaker 4 (02:05:32):
I think that's the go to here though about that?

Speaker 1 (02:05:35):
Yeah, Tom, especially Yeah, I think it sounds especially immature.

Speaker 4 (02:05:40):
Really front.

Speaker 1 (02:05:41):
Yeah, what about the fua.

Speaker 8 (02:05:45):
That's a that's a whole other.

Speaker 1 (02:05:46):
Thing that sounds like a Greek dessert. That's it's the opposite, yeah,
the front yeah. Story.

Speaker 5 (02:05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:56):
For example, it's apparently into Cosmopolitan magazine, the lady parts
referred to as the fandango. Ah, the the whispering eye
below deck, the koochie.

Speaker 7 (02:06:10):
You got the whispering eyes.

Speaker 4 (02:06:12):
That is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (02:06:13):
Oh no, that's what I say again. May I look at.

Speaker 4 (02:06:17):
Your I don't whisper josh oh no, will.

Speaker 1 (02:06:22):
May I speak to your whispering the lady bits, the
pocket book, the pussir easy, big, that's what it says,
p U S S O I R. That's French right, Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:06:37):
The hu ha?

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
You got the idea? Now, Pat you apparently have a
tribute to all of these. Joel okay, you want to
hear it? Yeah, go something like this. What's the matter
with carl?

Speaker 4 (02:06:48):
And the P word is a sexy old way too crude?

Speaker 10 (02:06:53):
Maybe I should call your mommy pots peach. When you're
standing there completely nude summer it is called a beard
declamor who ha. You can't see the goods until you
spend a lot of mullah. Every woman names a vagina
something but a sweet sweet poody to me. In the

(02:07:13):
UK to call a fanny in the States, it's a
honey pot.

Speaker 4 (02:07:19):
Be careful one you.

Speaker 10 (02:07:20):
Call it poonanio, you're gonna get slipped a law. There's
a million funny names for the penis. Women got beaver bocks,
the altar of venus, coots, cooter, deli, meat, lady, garden, wizardsley,
sweet sweet poory.

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
To me, I don't care what you call it. I
just want to ball, the sweet sweet and poury to me, ladies,
shake your love glove, loving tribute to the sweet sweet.
Now for the men, most of most of these, ifer,

(02:07:57):
you got your willie. Uh the more formal phallus very formal. Yeah,
although I don't think you wouldn't say that to a doctor,
would you?

Speaker 4 (02:08:07):
Falls?

Speaker 1 (02:08:07):
I mean, I could see why somebody would, but I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (02:08:10):
You just say your penis?

Speaker 1 (02:08:12):
Yeah, you're todger. Uh what about the lap lapog? Is
that on there? No love gun is on here?

Speaker 3 (02:08:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:08:26):
Love gun? Doctor? Excuse me? My love gun has an issue?

Speaker 8 (02:08:31):
Is your love gun loaded?

Speaker 1 (02:08:34):
Uh? Now? The soldier m yeah, there we go. But
they're not as poetic as those for the boys, I
don't think you. Yeah. There is no altar of venus
for the man, is there? Tally Whacker is very silly. Yeah, yeah,
I've always heard that. Now we have a news story

(02:08:55):
about an event, if you will.

Speaker 4 (02:08:58):
Kind of dealing with that. It is that time of
year again, fellows. It's called the No Nut November, an
online challenge that encourages men to give up sexual activity,
including self pleasure, masturbation, and evaculation for the entire MONTHO.

Speaker 1 (02:09:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:09:15):
The idea is that abstaining might boost energy, focus or testosterone.

Speaker 9 (02:09:20):
I've been doing this way wrong. I thought it was
a donut November having a donut every Has anybody ever
heard of this?

Speaker 4 (02:09:28):
Yes? Yeah, However, new medical study shows there's no evidence
of any of that. Researchers compared men who took part
in the challenge with men who didn't. Okay, first of all,
I have to ask, you're going by a guy's word. Yeah,
system yeah, uh huh. They found no measurable difference in testosterone,

(02:09:50):
sexual pleasure, or emotional health.

Speaker 1 (02:09:52):
Of course not.

Speaker 4 (02:09:53):
Doctors remind men that normal sexual activity is a healthy
part of life. There's no reason to go cold turkey
unless you want to right.

Speaker 1 (02:10:01):
The name is crass.

Speaker 3 (02:10:03):
It is what I thought.

Speaker 4 (02:10:05):
Wasn't there no shave November before?

Speaker 1 (02:10:08):
That's November mustag that's a charity thing. Is that for what?
Prostate health? I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:10:16):
I think so there was both. There was November and
no shave November where just in shape?

Speaker 1 (02:10:22):
But I think the the notion of that was you're
doing it to raise money for I forget which sure,
I think it was prostate getting a prostate exam or
whatever we used to do proctober.

Speaker 4 (02:10:36):
Yes we did.

Speaker 1 (02:10:39):
We did much more elegant. Elegant, elegant. Ask me how.

Speaker 7 (02:10:47):
You purposely searched the entire earth for a proctologists with
giant hands?

Speaker 1 (02:10:54):
Didn't you.

Speaker 10 (02:10:58):
Know?

Speaker 8 (02:10:58):
We still play the video on our YouTube.

Speaker 1 (02:11:01):
Oh yeah, all right up there, chick getting is Yeah,
but that's important, fellas. I mean, there's certain and done.
If you had have done Pat, which one the prostate exam?

Speaker 10 (02:11:09):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (02:11:09):
Sure, everything, I do it myself. I give him him
the results. I said, everything's good.

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
You got a home test kit. Yeah, that's my finger.
But you use your left hand?

Speaker 4 (02:11:19):
Oh god, it is.

Speaker 1 (02:11:21):
Yeah, yeah, you don't want to.

Speaker 7 (02:11:24):
You really have to to wash your hands after that.

Speaker 1 (02:11:26):
You know. Good point.

Speaker 8 (02:11:28):
Are you guys supposed to do that yearly?

Speaker 1 (02:11:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:11:31):
I'm not, no, not yet.

Speaker 1 (02:11:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:11:33):
I think I think we are. Probably depends on your history.

Speaker 1 (02:11:36):
And there's also the what's the other there's the thing
that Pat has the song about the cola guard is
very valid.

Speaker 4 (02:11:44):
It's totally different.

Speaker 8 (02:11:46):
It's the same area to him.

Speaker 1 (02:11:51):
While you're in there, no no around. I was saying,
in general, there are certain exams that are very important
to get from a physician. Okay, uh, now we have
doing a lot of good.

Speaker 7 (02:12:03):
Chicken McGee over there to.

Speaker 14 (02:12:06):
Your here.

Speaker 1 (02:12:07):
Now, that's uh, this is a Chick McGee prostate exam.
This is a portion of it. This was live in
the studio screaming in pain.

Speaker 9 (02:12:17):
And there's a moment of honesty in here that I
want to defend Chick for when Okay, I'm sorry, that's not.

Speaker 1 (02:12:24):
So lively shylights, Johnny Angel, wasn't it? Here we go,
this is it?

Speaker 9 (02:12:36):
Oh, we just got right to it, all right. At
one point in the longer version, Chick, she is lubing
up the area kind of and you go, oh, that's
not bad, and you're right, that's that's one of the
problems with that exam is the only problem with that exam.
They tease you into thinking this is going to be pleasure.

Speaker 3 (02:12:56):
So bad.

Speaker 1 (02:12:59):
Do they do? They bring the gel that they use
up to temperature to body temperature, so it's not I
don't even remember feeling it.

Speaker 4 (02:13:05):
They did, like you've never had this done.

Speaker 8 (02:13:09):
He doesn't pay attention.

Speaker 1 (02:13:11):
A chance, he hasn't would never let me down. Remember
this is the guy who said, if you don't want COVID,
don't get tested.

Speaker 8 (02:13:21):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (02:13:21):
Just all remember when it comes to medical when it
comes to medical things.

Speaker 7 (02:13:25):
Yeah, and for some reason, you do get tested in
your positive law for yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:13:39):
I have face to do.

Speaker 4 (02:13:41):
They have a warmer for the lady.

Speaker 1 (02:13:45):
They keep it in a Yeah. That's why I ask,
Now is there a month? Because for every every one
of these stunts, what's the one? And they've got a
couple in the spring? What when is the note? When's
the no alcohol one?

Speaker 5 (02:14:01):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (02:14:02):
That's January?

Speaker 1 (02:14:03):
January? Mamma March? Is that what you're talking about? What's
what's it called?

Speaker 4 (02:14:08):
Fry January by January? Yeah, it's just people are drying
out from the holidays.

Speaker 1 (02:14:14):
Rye January. Yeah, not clever like November.

Speaker 7 (02:14:18):
You think November is clever?

Speaker 1 (02:14:20):
And then when is shut Up September for the ladies?

Speaker 5 (02:14:22):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (02:14:24):
What are we celebrating?

Speaker 6 (02:14:25):
Then?

Speaker 1 (02:14:26):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (02:14:27):
Raising awareness for shut up?

Speaker 4 (02:14:32):
Very simple and it works.

Speaker 1 (02:14:33):
Isn't there another one of these? I thought there was
a there's a couple of other designated months.

Speaker 4 (02:14:38):
If you coulda history month?

Speaker 1 (02:14:39):
Is that what you're thinking of? Much like John? I
mean that's legit.

Speaker 7 (02:14:43):
I mean John Malkovich movie, would you like to live
in Tom's head? For like a half hour. Yes you know,
I bet it's fascinating.

Speaker 1 (02:14:53):
Well, time now to check in with with Chick McGee
and how he can go relax and starry and watch
the game.

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Speaker 1 (02:16:31):
You asked me if I'd ever had a I'll prostate example. Yes,
this is the honest to god truth. Yeah. The first
time I ever had to have that, I was in Orlando, Florida. Yeah,
and I totally am This is the absolute, honest to
god truth. I can't give you this guy's name because
he's I'm sure still practicing. His name is funny enough.

(02:16:51):
But I sat down, we were having the interview, and
he's at his desk. Right behind him was a picture
of him on his college basketball team.

Speaker 4 (02:17:01):
Oh big hands, huh huge.

Speaker 1 (02:17:05):
I was violated and the picture he was palming the
mascot's head very large. Absolutely coming up? What you got,
Christie Lee?

Speaker 4 (02:17:21):
Coming up? Coca Cola's debuting a new flavor for the holidays.
I have a problem with it.

Speaker 1 (02:17:26):
Okay, yes, okay? Is it eggnog? No? Is it peppermint?
What do we have?

Speaker 5 (02:17:34):
Last?

Speaker 1 (02:17:35):
What do we have? Last week? We had their bringing
back PIB coming back?

Speaker 12 (02:17:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:17:40):
Okay, all right, how about doctor PIB when I just
steal the doctor pepper thing? Halfway anyway, because that's what
they're doing. We will return to the Olioto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (02:17:55):
Well, welcome back to the Mob and Tom show.

Speaker 1 (02:17:59):
Set it before us it again.

Speaker 7 (02:18:00):
You know why people love our show because they listen
to him and go hell, I could do that.

Speaker 1 (02:18:04):
Yeah, lads, they don't have that going today. There's Pat God,
Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 9 (02:18:16):
I had a person tell me that we we often
bicker too much about really trivial things.

Speaker 4 (02:18:22):
No, are you kidding? As honest feedback?

Speaker 1 (02:18:26):
Yeah, oh wow, and I laughed. There's Ae Cosby, I'm chick. Hello, Tom?
You ever hear that that phrase? I would be remiss
right if I didn't. Yes, I almost said that on purpose.
What an idiot I am? I would be remiss. I
guess if I continued to fail to mention this, which

(02:18:46):
I managed to forget to do all morning. I'm sorry.
Someone really should directs this show.

Speaker 10 (02:18:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:18:52):
The Bob and Tom Holiday pop up shop up and running.
Thank you, Jess Hooker, You're welcome, and we have these
really cool we start right there there we go. We
we we put this together because I saw I think
it was Osky wearing that are we still? Do we
have those left? Really cool? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:19:08):
We have these.

Speaker 8 (02:19:09):
We have the zipp A Puddy and we have a
very special Christmas edition Bob and Tom crew neck and
T shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:19:16):
Okay, and we do have some XL sizes, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 4 (02:19:19):
We have all the sizes.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20):
All right, okay, good, these are really nice And where
do they find them? Again?

Speaker 4 (02:19:24):
Go to Bob and Tom dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:19:25):
Do you have five? Really? We have we have we
have truck her hat. But you want to have for sweatshirt?
You want to get them? If you're an L you
want to get an Excel one. Yeah, you want a
nice room here? Next all you get a doubles whatever. Okay,
we gets smart to sell the Christmas ones.

Speaker 4 (02:19:47):
Yeah, because Tom's niece designed them. So we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:19:52):
Have you been into a store lately the Christmas stuff
you get to wear those once a year. You buy
the non Christmas one, you get to wear it all
your long.

Speaker 4 (02:19:58):
My kids all want one of the Christmas ones. I'll
get with you after.

Speaker 1 (02:20:03):
Thanks, But no thanks, I'll tell her Chris. Now we've
discussed No, not November. It's it's not it's not sober October.
It's somebody does those guys? Does anybody to do the opposite?

Speaker 4 (02:20:30):
Drunk drunk December?

Speaker 1 (02:20:32):
What are you?

Speaker 4 (02:20:33):
I think December is probably the drunk right December?

Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
That's that famous? That famous is also T S the
T Sliot Poulm begins that way. What's that December is
the drunkiest month?

Speaker 5 (02:20:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:20:46):
Yeah? The tubers are emerging from the holiday part enjoy
quoting T. S. Eliot on the show. No one else
does I know. That's why I like to do it.
We do have Christy Lee at the Silent holidays. Yeah.
Insurance News Desk.

Speaker 4 (02:21:01):
Coca Cola rolling out a festive new twist just in
time for the holidays.

Speaker 1 (02:21:04):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:21:05):
The company has announced the release of Coca Cola Holiday
Creamy vanilla.

Speaker 1 (02:21:11):
It tastes like Polar Bear.

Speaker 4 (02:21:12):
It's the first new limited edition holiday flavor and far six.

Speaker 7 (02:21:16):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (02:21:18):
Don't they already have vanilla coke? Thank you exactly?

Speaker 3 (02:21:22):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
What could the difference be? I wonder if it's naggish.

Speaker 4 (02:21:25):
Oh yeah, cream just as smooth, creamy vanilla flavors that
capture the joy of the season. That's vanilla coke.

Speaker 1 (02:21:31):
That was my guest, though, I'm surprised they don't use
the word eggnog in it. Oh, I hope it's naugish.
That sounds Dickenzi and doesn't it. Hey, you have the.

Speaker 7 (02:21:41):
Naugish faith, May I have more nonaggish.

Speaker 4 (02:21:47):
It will come in both regular and zero sugar versions
for those of you who then we'll get both.

Speaker 8 (02:21:52):
We'll get the regular vanilla coke. The Holiday vanilla Coca
come in.

Speaker 1 (02:21:55):
Both regular and non sugar, depending on what I ate.
That really, Now, to get away from the bolder sex
jokes of Josh, sorry, we will uh back to the
nicknames of Mommy park.

Speaker 12 (02:22:06):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
I want to well, I want to ask miss Hooker
or something I've learned a valuable lesson on this show.
I wish you'd hear to it. Yeah, before then, the slings.

Speaker 7 (02:22:19):
And arrows from lesser, lesser people, from lesser archers do
not penetrate my aura.

Speaker 1 (02:22:26):
Okay, here's my I'll make this as quick as I can.
Years ago, we had a news story about the Hamburger
buns where they were using you'll remember the the Krispy
Kreme dogs, and we said this is terrible and stupid,
and then I ate one and said this is wonderful. Similarly,
this morning, I brought in a chunky candy bar which

(02:22:47):
everyone had poo pooed and said they're stupid and no
one wants them. Everyone loved them.

Speaker 4 (02:22:52):
They were very good.

Speaker 8 (02:22:53):
I don't know if I've ever had it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:54):
They're delicious. Okay, I can give you a bite in
just a second if you'd like to give you really
good So I'm what I'm going to the point I'm
trying to make is this Coca cola? What's it called again?

Speaker 4 (02:23:06):
Holday, may I've got a creamy vanilla. We forgot that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:10):
There's a tendency, I think, especially among morning radio people
to just knock everything and every do we do with
Tom we're whacky, but we have to try it. Yeah,
and be reasonable about it. There are many things we remember.
We tried the insects that were turned into they were horrible. Yes,
market the wessoppers, but in this case so we will.

(02:23:35):
I will reserve judgment until we try it. No doubt
it's good.

Speaker 4 (02:23:38):
I'm sure it's good. But they already have a vanilla
coke vanilla coke since the fifties.

Speaker 1 (02:23:42):
We'll have to see how a marketing thing.

Speaker 15 (02:23:45):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:23:45):
We hear miss Oker when they brought back the mister
pib this is do you've ever had mister pib?

Speaker 11 (02:23:51):
I have?

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
It's it's like a variation like doctor Pepper.

Speaker 8 (02:23:55):
Doctor pepper was my drink as a kid.

Speaker 4 (02:23:56):
That was the first choice.

Speaker 8 (02:23:58):
And uh yeah, so you have to to get mister.

Speaker 1 (02:24:00):
If they don't have.

Speaker 7 (02:24:01):
Doctor it's sugary, but it's cherry. Never call it doctor pecker, Tom,
have you instead of doctor Pepper? Hey, give me a
doctor Pecker.

Speaker 4 (02:24:14):
I don't think i've ever really on purpose, you've never
had a doctor pepper?

Speaker 10 (02:24:18):
Have?

Speaker 1 (02:24:18):
I doubt it?

Speaker 7 (02:24:20):
Your mother didn't make Your mother didn't make soft drinks,
or maybe she did.

Speaker 1 (02:24:24):
I was I'm I was a very loyal Coca Cola
person for doctor Pepper. My aunt drank tab which mayd
be at the cottage and open up the fridge and
that was all that was in there. And she called
it scissoring fuel. Yeah, oh yeah, give me that scissor
and fuel.

Speaker 4 (02:24:42):
Melbourne kept her skinny though.

Speaker 1 (02:24:46):
Hey Tom, you washed my super real quick now, all right,
you mash clams. Done with your stereotyping mash clams. Mister
Pib is the same as doctor Pepper, but he flunked
out of medical school. Yes, you know they have it
with real sugar in it. It's called Senior PIB. Thank you.
That's silence. No I brought up talking about you think

(02:25:14):
he hears thunderous crazy. I just remember a certain person
around here who would drive all over town to get
Mexican coke before it was stolen. I've stolen a lot
of Mexican coke from this building.

Speaker 11 (02:25:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:25:31):
I used to order it by the case.

Speaker 1 (02:25:33):
But that's how I.

Speaker 13 (02:25:36):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:25:36):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 8 (02:25:37):
It is everywhere, just like as much.

Speaker 4 (02:25:40):
Yeah, but and it uses real sugar.

Speaker 10 (02:25:42):
Duh.

Speaker 9 (02:25:43):
I've heard some doctors say, and we've all heard some
doctors say in same things. But I heard they said,
if you're gonna have soda every now and again. Just
have a sugar or real sugar soda.

Speaker 8 (02:25:52):
It's better than aspertain.

Speaker 1 (02:25:54):
Yeah. I can't say who told me this, but this
person is a physician. Yeah, and she said to me,
I would rather see my kids smoke cigarettes than vape.
Have nothing to do with nothing, nothing, the word doctor
it has to do. I have something to add.

Speaker 13 (02:26:14):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:26:15):
If one were to look at this and it is Tom,
you tell from a lofty perspective, I am uh, I
am you're always talking with I am taking the structure
that Josh has provided, which is something coming from a
person of greater, greater intellect, which in your case of
mind is virtually everyone give and take dogs.

Speaker 4 (02:26:42):
Here are a couple of stories you're not going to
want anything to do with the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The featured event will be the Cape Pop Demon Hunters
that will be their spotlight, the film singers and themed balloons.

Speaker 7 (02:26:58):
The balloons have jumped the shark for me.

Speaker 1 (02:27:00):
I don't know, you're not a kid. They're great. Sometimes
they still bring the classics. Yeah, snoopy, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:27:06):
It will be thirty two balloons, twenty seven floats in
eleven marching band. It's not too windy all leading to
Santa Claus only.

Speaker 1 (02:27:13):
Eleven marching bands. It seems like way more than you, Pikachu.

Speaker 4 (02:27:18):
I was out four new character balloons, including Buzz, Lightyear
and Mario.

Speaker 1 (02:27:23):
Oh yeah, I'll enjoy those.

Speaker 4 (02:27:25):
And the the K pop movie is the A pop
demon Hunters.

Speaker 1 (02:27:28):
That's the most success most watched.

Speaker 4 (02:27:31):
Thing on Netflix ever in history.

Speaker 1 (02:27:33):
Yeah yeah, ever, I only saw the porno cherry pop
semen Hunters.

Speaker 4 (02:27:37):
Oh Jesus again, we go down.

Speaker 1 (02:27:41):
I tried to bring it up to a level that
is less coarse, if you will, But no, there has.

Speaker 4 (02:27:47):
To be an adult film version of this one, sure probably.
And it's anime too, that's a big corner. And Cool
and the Gang are also going to be part of
the parade.

Speaker 1 (02:27:56):
That's fun. What year is it?

Speaker 13 (02:27:59):
Walks?

Speaker 1 (02:28:00):
This will include no members of the actual band.

Speaker 4 (02:28:05):
The Gang still bring it.

Speaker 3 (02:28:06):
I'm sorry, you know, I actually really do.

Speaker 1 (02:28:09):
I've seen them, Yes, yeah, they're good. I've seen him
live not too long ago. But foreigner, there's no original members,
doesn't have the least singer. They're all foreigners. They're I mean,
it's it's a cover band, that's true.

Speaker 4 (02:28:22):
Wicked star Jonathan Bailey has been announced as People Magazine
sexiest man Alive. If you saw Wicked, you know what
I'm talking about, or you saw him in Bridgerton.

Speaker 1 (02:28:31):
Which one is he?

Speaker 4 (02:28:32):
Lord Anthony?

Speaker 9 (02:28:34):
Lord Anthony, got nickname for your wien Lord Anthony. I
introduced you to Lord Anthony.

Speaker 13 (02:28:41):
He's very I call him.

Speaker 1 (02:28:43):
Tony for short, but not for long.

Speaker 4 (02:28:46):
Lord Anthony needs he becomes an Anthony at night.

Speaker 1 (02:28:49):
I I I was trying to get back to something interesting,
so I looked up more.

Speaker 7 (02:28:56):
This is remember we lost him early in the show
and nobody because he didn't give Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 1 (02:29:03):
I got I know. I just I came upon some
more nicknames. You tell me which gender? Oh, okay, okay, okay,
I'll start with and he went tally whacker, males, pork sword,
hang down male, well, twig and two berries. Any females
in here at all? I'm sorry. I just I never

(02:29:26):
I had not read this. The paste thrower that's male,
male help, the rope shooter. Okay, these are all male.

Speaker 9 (02:29:37):
Yeah, So in fact, I think you knew that, and
I think you set us up. Quiz you could say
paste thrower.

Speaker 1 (02:29:49):
I hadn't gotten that far down. That's hilarious. No one
has ever said that in a romantic moment. Of course,
can you imagine I've it's a throwing rope.

Speaker 8 (02:30:01):
Yeah, if it has the consistency of paste, you got
a problem.

Speaker 13 (02:30:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:30:05):
Yeah, you need to have a doctor looking at horse. Yeah,
it's backed up a little bit.

Speaker 7 (02:30:10):
Uh, Dodimen's junkie.

Speaker 1 (02:30:13):
Now I forgotten think I would once again be remiss.
I forgot to mention this too. Today's Tuesday, which means
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Speaker 13 (02:31:26):
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Speaker 5 (02:32:00):
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Speaker 15 (02:32:20):
Another Winger song, Wow, I'm gonna you know something like that?
Oh my god, I bet you, I bet you enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (02:32:30):
We saw a Winger a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (02:32:32):
And sounds a lot like Ted Nugent. That guitar riff.

Speaker 4 (02:32:45):
That sounds a lot like uh to fin the eighties?

Speaker 1 (02:32:49):
Very pretty good, isn't it. Give a call yours a
Colonel Reginald uh. Yes, the Colonel Reginald something von Braun
who turned you on to these? I told you I
have a subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine. Who's on the cover
this month? I get it digitally, so I don't know.
I have to Yeah, they don't. That's all. I get
my prostat exams digitally. Yes, I'm not fired. I like

(02:33:12):
what I like you guys. I'm working for my money.
I like I like the analog, and I'll be new
acoustic prostate exactly kif really when we come back, we'll
try to say something that isn't so obscure that you
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Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (02:33:32):
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this morning. Get a look at today's show on our
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Speaker 1 (02:33:40):
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Speaker 7 (02:33:42):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
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Pack Godwin. Hey, Chick, Josh Arnold are there's Cosmy. I'm
Chick McGhee. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (02:33:58):
I Now, why were we playing the that Winger song?
What was the reason why?

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(02:34:32):
and it's not can you play that Winger thing for
me just a little bit again? I would like to
hear that I took it. How many hits did they have?
That's just the one, just the one. Seventeen You know, Christy,
you saw that, remember seventeen Miles away and.

Speaker 4 (02:34:49):
Yeah, oh I saw them because they were opening up
for another band I probably wanted to see, not because
I went to see Wingers.

Speaker 1 (02:34:57):
Are they still out there? Oh? There you go. That's
very nice. A lot of eighties band eighties yeah, yeah,
back then you just call them bands.

Speaker 4 (02:35:05):
Yeah, we did a band of night.

Speaker 7 (02:35:08):
Yes, why is that why?

Speaker 1 (02:35:09):
During those World War One movies, they don't. They just
called it the Great War. Yeah, you said world War One?
They got what I mean? Over again? We got the
number of them. This blows. They almost won. I want
to give me a little bit of Winger over there.
I'm still okay here it did okay? Not enough?

Speaker 5 (02:35:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:35:33):
Yeah, yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:35:34):
What does sound like them? I just like this? Is
that the guitar tone? That's all you wanted? Yeah? Just
because does this remind you of that?

Speaker 11 (02:35:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:35:46):
The tone?

Speaker 10 (02:35:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:35:47):
Yeah, no, I mean to me, this is a thousand
times better. And I like that Winger song. Yeah, Ted
is great. Not to mention the drum. Yeah, I mean,
this is one of the best songs I have. It's
so cool and then we always get an argument about it.
My favorite in my top ten guitar solo is of
all time. I put ted Nugent, and it was a

(02:36:10):
controversial figure. But journey to the center of the mind.
I love that guitar. Sol. Now we have Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News desk, and we have really
been remiss again today in some of the.

Speaker 4 (02:36:25):
Things we've covered in Los Angeles. Shoemaker Chris Francis is
preserving a rare piece of Hollywood history. All right, hundreds
of carved wooden foot molds once used to craft shoes
for movie stars. The collection belonged to the late Pascal
di Fabrizio, known for decades is the shoemaker to the
stars known.

Speaker 1 (02:36:45):
But I mean what I don't get about this. He's
in his mouth, you know. I mean, I I've understood.
I would understand, for example, plaster casts of a foot
that you could so then you could make I guess,
a shoe that is exactly fits it. But would this
guy hand carve these or are they not even? Are
they toad you think? Or do they just look like

(02:37:08):
door stops? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:37:10):
These are great questions that I wish I knew the
answer to.

Speaker 7 (02:37:13):
But did you not slip shot?

Speaker 4 (02:37:17):
His molds bear the names of legends, including Elizabeth Taylor,
Peter Fonda, Tom Jones, Harrison Ford, Sharon Stone, Liza Minelli,
Goldie Hawn.

Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
What Richard Burton say about Elizabeth Taylor's the most beautiful?

Speaker 4 (02:37:32):
Each aging box holds the physical trace of a career,
some signed, others sketched with costume notes from film and
TV sets, even as kiss guitar stays Freeley's.

Speaker 1 (02:37:43):
Huh, I don't know why, But there's those tall boots.

Speaker 7 (02:37:46):
Okay, but wins let size twelve shoe lady size twelve.

Speaker 1 (02:37:51):
Yeah, there's a photograph of the guy, but there I
don't see any of one of these but wooden fold
But it's just that they're carved, right, Yeah, us, that
would be nuts. I mean, how would you get it
to match the person's exact foot. You have to spend
a lot of time with it, I guess, but and
I'm sure that it probably does it from a picture

(02:38:12):
or something.

Speaker 4 (02:38:14):
Well then, but he wouldn't be able to mold a
shoe around that.

Speaker 1 (02:38:18):
The ideas you can make the perfect shoe because you've
got a perfect mold of their foot. But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:38:22):
I just thought it was weird, very weird.

Speaker 11 (02:38:24):
You know what, what, there's no business like shoe business,
like no business sign no. Quentin Tarantino was a big fan.
He likes a shoe that shows a toe. He will
take a movie shoe and sniff it.

Speaker 4 (02:38:39):
Bloomer Thurman sets a song.

Speaker 1 (02:38:42):
There's no people like show people. They cobble for show fall,
even with the.

Speaker 10 (02:38:48):
Foot like Shelley Winter's War, she'd a'tmit she's a round
heeled whore. We got shoe molts for every star from
Redford to Terry Gaun.

Speaker 4 (02:39:01):
This might help. They're called wooden forms known as shoe lasts,
that cobblers use to make their wears.

Speaker 1 (02:39:08):
So I don't I mean, I mean it makes sense,
but I mean to have one custom for a specific foot,
I would think you'd have to have a mold of their.

Speaker 7 (02:39:17):
Well they think about it. If they don't, you just
have a shoe size. You don't have to go on
and have a shoe molded to your foe.

Speaker 4 (02:39:26):
The shoe molds like those shoelasts that you put in
your shoes.

Speaker 1 (02:39:30):
Exactly right. The idea in Hollywood is that you'd have
the exact perfect shoemade right.

Speaker 9 (02:39:36):
But I just think with and length, they're not really.
None of these shoe lasts pictured here have toes. They
don't have individual toes exactly.

Speaker 7 (02:39:45):
Wow, remember those somebody made sneakers with toes in them,
Remember that, and they didn't sell too well.

Speaker 1 (02:39:54):
Those are kind of back. I just saw on ad there,
except the toes aren't separated individually. But there they really Yeah,
I just saw an ad for those over the weekend.
I thought they're trying this again. But where the toes
were separated were weird?

Speaker 7 (02:40:10):
Yeah, and they never wore them. They made socks like
that too, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:40:13):
Those are hard.

Speaker 4 (02:40:13):
Sometimes they have the big toes separated from the other ones.
That's weird, freakish.

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