The BOB & TOM Show - November 19, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show, and they both make
a living in them there for you.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Catching one is like the train. Both of them have
body punch for sale. They both advertised juicy breasts. Some
yeat some new caress, but only one is pathered.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Deep fried.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Turkeys handhorse with turkeys handhrse.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I love them.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Turkeys and horse, I boast out a man with feathered hair.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Both get stuff like a tardy man.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Both have the same nickname, the gobbler, Blo summer big.
Some are small, bout the fun the butter ball, but
only one gets eaten.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
In the heaven.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Turkeys and horse.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Turkeys and horse.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I know them Turkeys and horse. Now if you catch one,
here's some advice. If you find the pecker, just be
for not duck. A back up just behind the chip
lives one to the popping this time of year, leafy
granting in the inn. But the horror charge you boy,
if you won't second.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Turkeys and horse.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Turkeys and horse.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Had don't mind spending extra on the trimmings. I can
sleepy on Thanksgiving for Turkish in hole.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, when's the name. It's a Bobba Tom show, Robby
O'Reilly Othope parts studios have to siloc Insurance news desk.
It's Jess Over.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
There's Pat Gogwood, Hello, Chick, Jeff Oscu, Josh Arnold on the.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Injured list, there's as Cosby.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
I'm chick at the Rise Picks sports desk.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Hello Tom, you very much sitting in at the the
I hate Stephen Singer dot Com sidekick chair. It's mister
Jeff Oske And uh, yeah, I guess, uh, Josh a
little under the weather suddenly.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
So the process here at the Bobba Tom Show is
when you're ill or sick or whatever, you you certainly
you certainly text Tom that's what's going on, and then
you text Jason as the producer, just get mad Joe. Well, well,
Josh did that this morning, texted Tom, Hey, I'm feeling
a little under the weather. I won't be in today.

(03:07):
I'm pretty sure I'm going to the doctor. And your reply,
your reply, Tom, probably the plague.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Usually I say tertiary syphilis, but I wasn't in the
move to try to spell either syphilis or tertiary.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
I think, uh, I think auto correct it I handle
that all for you. Oh really probably, yeah, I should
know that new scam yesterday new scam. Yeah, all right,
As you know, I am in favor of cool and
unusual punishment, and I would like to get these people,
especially the ones that scam old people. A friend of
mine's mom got the thing, you know where they're we're

(03:41):
going to turn off your electricity if you don't, and
she called up the number and get in.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
The credit card. We need to find these people and
on Friday nights we burn them live at the stake
in a different major city each week, but every day
there's some some fake email or the one going around
right now is the uh, you have a ticket from
the state of Illinois if you don't call this number.
I got that two days ago. Yeah, well I got

(04:06):
one yesterday. Hi, your dog was at my door this
afternoon and could this whole like what? And my dog
was not at anybody's door. But I mean, they obviously
want you to respond, and I'm not sure what they
do with the information, but it just never stopped. Pretty
soon you're not going to be able to open anything

(04:28):
for fear that.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
And you don't have to, I mean I have to
do just click on the email and you're done. Yeah,
they somehow, Yeah they know.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
And they've got, they can match any graphics the whole deal.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
Well, now voice, yeah, they will grandson up from jail.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah. The good news is what I do is I say,
I say, by the way, I have just cursed you
and your family. You can expect to death in the
next twenty four hours because I'm a male witch. And
then is that you have that kind of pull? Yeah?
I have a question. Does any maybe someone out there
knows this. When you press the button on your phone

(05:09):
that says report, what is it? A report junket delete
and report junk? Does that do anything?

Speaker 8 (05:16):
I think it just deletes it from your phone.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I don't think it.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yeah, there's no there there's a as I understand it,
there's a there's a clearing house really at least one
hundred operators.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Standing by, and they take care of it. As soon
as you do that.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
Those people whoever you deleted and reported are in big trouble.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah. The one to really watch out for is the
one that sends you a bill and goes, oh, can
you please Uh, it's always this. It's the essence of
it is can you please pay me? And then it's
usually it's something you've probably paid before. Can you please
pay me before this afternoon. I have a Then they
fill in the problem. Wow, and then it's it's a

(05:57):
what do they call it's a it's a bank transfer,
whatever you call that. Wire transfer. They went into a
wire transfer. You've got all kinds of scams, and I've
never heard about, oh this one. I won't go into
the details, but what the way it works is someone
will hack someone's email and they'll see, Okay, this person
is billing. They're billing this guy every month for you know,

(06:19):
so much money. And they then what they do is
then they they create the same website looking thing, or
the same email, the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
But well, me and Pat both got hit with the
you didn't pay your toll right, and then we kept
getting that and then next thing you know, we actually
didn't pay a toll and wears that we didn't pay it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
See that's the problem. And I wish Joshua josh Us
he got that scam that Kentucky bridge where they So
it turns out it wasn't a scam. It was real.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
And what I thought was a scam, no, I just
owe hundreds of I got.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
The strangest one. I have something on letterhead that looks
totally legit. That says, my trash truck has been illegally
dumping at the local dumps and I have not paid
for these privileges, and I've got it two months in
a row. And if I don't, and it's some it

(07:13):
has some sort of my corporation is like windfall profits
or something. If you if you continue and not pay,
we will stop your truck when you the next time
you visit the dump. And I'm I don't have a
trash truck. I never go to the dump unless i'm
you know, shopping.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I want the extra trash cans my streets had for
the last two weeks, everyone's trash can sitting out there.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Well you know, we're switching over. Did you get this yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They ran a nightmare. Well yeah, but they were supposed
to pick them up three weeks.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
No, that's not true.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
The letter says it will it will take probably a
month for the change over.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
It didn't say my letter said when they picked up
your trash can.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
They said that on the letter, But if you read
further downright, process could take anywhere from three to like
twelve weeks.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, so I'm looking at trash cans for Christmas. Maybe
I should, Maybe I should put Christmas lights on my
trash cans. A new song trash cans for Christmas. I
thought that same can Christmas. You got its way to
decorate my trash cans for Christmas? A little Charlie Brown keyboard.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
The good news is they took the trash cans that
were already working, they made them about twelve cubic feet
smaller and gave you some new ones. So that that's
always nice.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
You're out there measuring the cubic feet. Well, I'll tell
you this.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
I was already overflowing the one that was larger, so
I really am having.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Here's my problem. I somehow have acquired two trash cans
and one recycling can. Oh, and I'm not giving up
my extra trash can.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh, I got me too, I got it. I'm not
saying anything.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Is this what guys talk about in apartments.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Out there? Well, speaking of trash cans, we have raccoon news.
We do, and it's weird. They think that the the
this is I won't get into the weeds here, but
the size of the noses on the raccoon on raccoons what, Yeah,
this is crazy complicated. What is it called old factory
evolutionary changes in raccoons?

Speaker 8 (09:21):
What being domesticated?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, as raccoons are becoming more and more used to humans. Well,
they don't have people shaped noses, do they No, but
their noses are shrinking. It will get to it. It's
a kind of a funny story. They don't have Adrian
Brody noses. I can't believe you brought that. It's a
big honker. Yeah, that is a huge one that's coming
up in the news. Also perhaps the dumbest criminal we've

(09:46):
had so far this year. It involves an ATM and
a forklift and driving it through a neighborhood as you
steal it. Why wouldn't that work?

Speaker 6 (09:56):
You can't get it open, you lift it up, you
take it somewhere and work on it for that's the
perfect plan.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Bang on that. By the way, do you ever do
the thing when you get you gotta You look at
your phone it says maybe, uh, maybe spam and you
you answer and you go Federal Beer of Investigation in
Chicago of US. Oh that's interesting. But see I think
I think as you say, aren't they just trying to
record your voice? Yeah, they can use it a call

(10:25):
your mom and say you've been kidnapped.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Honestly, I get six to ten calls a day from
possible spam and I just looked down.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I click it off.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
You know what, though, I maybe got one to two
and I was like you, I got a lot through
the day. And then when I switched to the dumb phone,
it went down significant.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
No kidding, yes, yes, you don't have an iPhone anymore.

Speaker 9 (10:49):
No.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
I switched back, like, yeah I did. It was it
was close to three months. I wrote it out. That's
pretty good, and it was a good It was a
good breakup. And now I'm going back to the iPhone
with some boundaries. We'll see how it goes.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Okay, very good.

Speaker 10 (11:04):
Uh No.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Coming up today in sports, I don't know. I haven't
looked yet. What's going on.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
We've got Jamar Chase making news he will not play
against the Patriots this weekend. In case you're wondering, Aaron
Rodgers still has that broken left wrist. He throws with
his right wrist sort of, he might still be able
to play this weekend. We got an NFL player wrastling. Yeah,
so talk about that.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Did they have this is a dumb question? Oh, boy,
have you ever had a hard cast on? I've never anybody,
I don't think that's my question? Use hard casts anymore?

Speaker 9 (11:41):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Some yeah, okay. Sometimes one of my daughters just had one.
What's cool. They come by the way, in different colors, know,
very very nice, like pink on. Yeah, you ain't get
but if like, can an NFL player have a let's
just say you're right handed, can you have a really
hard left caste?

Speaker 11 (12:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Cast? Yeah? I think there was like whack somebody with Yeah,
there was plenty. Yeah, it seems like maybe you could
fake it and.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
It becomes you have to have it checked out by
the reft before the game. Oh yeah, they come over
and squeeze it. Okay, Uh does it this hurt? Yeah,
that's the one. Well, let's see. We've got a lot
of other cool stuff coming up today. Happy to have
you with us.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
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not wide awake, but chick McGee, yes, we're gonna do
this squiz. You've been talking about annuities. I don't know

(12:50):
what a new annuity was. I knew it was like
hard to spell, but annuities, what they're all about is
making sure that you've got a steady income when you retire.
It's pretty cool situation. And just to find out more information,
we're going to help you check it out with the McGee.
Three three questions from the Silac insurance company the annuity experts.
Dear check, I want to browse and read about all

(13:12):
of the options from the Silac Insurance Company with respect
to annuities. What is the Silac website address?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Here you go.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
That's so easy, Tom, silacions dot com.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
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Speaker 6 (13:36):
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Speaker 3 (13:43):
Oh, that's very good job. Now we have our third question.
Very important. Dear mister McGhee, Yes, your voice is romantically
and malifluous. Thank you. Could you please kindly read the
Silac disclaimer.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
That's all I have. It's my only product. I can't
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Speaker 3 (14:19):
Perfect absolutely word for word, perfect. Thank you, Silac, Thank you.
Ms Hooker. Coming up today comedian Jim Kavanaugh and Ali
Breen with sexy and possible macaroni and cheese. Oh yeah,
I was gonna Do you want to wait for Josh
or do you want to do it today?

Speaker 8 (14:35):
No waiting on him?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Have us ready to go? This is the mac and
cheese that was in the news. Apple Pie mac and
Cheese from Kraft is coming up. These are the O'Reilly
Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey,
welcome back to the Bobin Top show at the Silac
Insurance News Test. It's Jeff Hooker.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
There's Pat Godwin. Hello.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
Good.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
How about yourself? You all said ready to go? Oh yeah,
I think so? All right.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
There's Jeff Hoske, Hey man, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick
McGhee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom, I
believe it's time to visit the email world.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
We can do that. You can reach us Bob and
Tom at bobintom dot com. I will urge you while
you chick digs up some letters over there. Head over
to bobintom dot com Slash contest because make your NFL picks.
Just pick the winners. It's all you got to do.
By the way, did I mention our new winner, mister
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(15:40):
last name is a nickname, Coop. What I'm Coop? All right?

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Coop?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
He got all of the games right last week? Huh,
so did others. But he won the tiebreaker a perfect
week fifteen of fifteen and.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Is the tiebreaker still a feat of strength? No, okay,
that's probably good things. He's a winner of pigskin picks.
He gets that five hundred dollars e gift card to
Steven Singer. Jewelers will talk to him tomorrow. He can
make his picks against Chick McGee's right. But you can
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(16:15):
pick the winners, don't worry about the spread, and you
could find yourself a winner as well. While you're there,
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other cool stuff. We've got our new sweatshirts and t
shirts organized by MS Hooker. Thank you very much, Jess.
They're really cool. And there's a special holiday shirt designed

(16:36):
by my niece Daisy in England that's got that English feel.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, it's very nice. Many people like it.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Everybody's talking about it.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I really like that. A proud uncle. That's nice. Ye, No,
it's it's sweet. But I also like the one with
a big old fashioned microphone. The Coast to Coast Bob
and Tom sweatshirt. That's cool too. I know my buddy's
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Speaker 3 (17:28):
Bed behind the drug store. That guy behind the paints
for you. Okay, they do by the car washing. They
do all kinds. They're great.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
Now, what's the last thing you had done? Like resoling
or maybe put ends on your shoelaces.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
I had. They completely redid my old gym bag.

Speaker 8 (17:44):
Yeah that's good.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I'd like I'm thirty five year old leather gym bag.
I'm making fun. But I too had a gym bag
zipper put in an old gym bag that I just love.
You're exactly right, Yeah, I do nice words. Why are
something weird? I'd love to that particular gym bag. I
don't know why. If I every every time I took
it through what it's called a they would pull me

(18:09):
aside and take some wand and check it out. I
don't know if if the leather smelled like crack cocaine,
I don't know what's going on, so I just stopped
taking it. I have no idea, but oh no, I Hey,
this an alert to all parents out there. Never borrow
anyone's suitcase, because especially when these suitcases they have pockets.

(18:32):
You don't you're not aware of it. Yeah. I had
an issue with well, let's just say a couple of
years ago. Yeah, be very very careful. And and and
who was it that had the joint in the book,
Pierre souder No, no, no, yeah, they I don't know
they did. They didn't realize someone had put a joint

(18:53):
in a book and it was in there. No, but
they got home, did nothing happened. They were unpacking and
it fell out. Oh my god, I'd be in a
Bahamian prison if they'd found this. Yeah, so yeah, be careful.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Have you started watching that show and I think it's
on A and E. It's called Lost and Found Airport
or something. Oh yeah, it's really oh really kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah. Oh I'd like that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
They found a brand new pair of air Jordan's the
other day. Somebody had lost them. It was in a
nice box and everything.

Speaker 8 (19:20):
They just left them.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
They just left them there and they were unboxing them
for the camera. Yeah, yeah, something else, Yeah, I just
I flew over the weekend and they were making an announcement.
You know, please come back to TSA you left your iPhone?
If you left an iPhone at TSA, I've as you know,
I've been to the Walt Disney World Lost and Found. Yes,

(19:43):
that was quite a few years ago, and I bet
it's better now than ever. How many iPhones do they
find inside Space Mountain or any of these rides?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
But you found prosthetic devices? Oh no. I asked the
lady what I was looking for a pair of glasses
and I went in and she said what day were
they lost? I said today and it was in the afternoon,
and she brought it a bag with I don't know
forty pairs of glasses. Then I got into a discussion
with her, what else do you find? And she said,
we find false teeth, we find prosthetic limbs, which I

(20:11):
really that just seems so odd.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Maybe possibly maybe you could forget an arm getting off
a ride. Maybe, but you'd have those phantom pains it's
still there, right, I get that, But how who knows?
How could you get off a ride and forget a leg?
Wouldn't everything be like on a tilt or something. I
don't know, right, I get, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
Well, we can't afford the gift shop, so I just
take the kids to the Lost and Found. I'm like, hey,
take out a pair of sunglasses.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Have you seen this is I'm sure that this has
been there a while. I'd never noticed it before. And
some of the rides at Disney World, now there's a
pocket where your knees are. Yeah, it was a big
flap on it like an airport, see kind of yeah,
and you put you you put you can put your
hat and your nice and your class is in that.
And then what other rides they have a locker when

(21:07):
you walk in there's as they give you a you
walk up to a locker, put it and you put
your stuff in that. I'm sure there's a there's a fee. No, no, no, no,
it's not really. The locker's free. It's part of the
whole experience. It don't I don't want to get gardens.
They have the love that's it. Okay, you don't nickel
din me about it. I'm just telling you, Hey, those

(21:27):
nickel and dimes that up. You think Walt's staying on
ice not making money. By the way, I'm glad you
mentioned that. Coming up, we have a really interesting story
about a guy who had his wife cryogenically frozen my
psychic comedy continues. Yeah. Yeah, But people, when you go
to Disney World look at the there's two things you
observe that the joy that people have coming off the
rides never most part Oh you're insane. And but the

(21:50):
other thing is there's a particular kind of fatigue. Well
you see people and their kids at about seven o'clock,
they've been at Disney World all day and they're getting
ready to get on the train, and they're trying to
decide if life is worth living anymore. The last they're
carrying all this crap. Their kids are busy.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
And I was at Disney World. I was an eyewitness
to a domestic abuse in this incident that kind of
soured me on the whole place. So I will not
be returning.

Speaker 8 (22:18):
Was that person in your group, Yes, it soured Disney
for you.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
But someone you that means that, that means you won't
be in line in front of me. I'm that's exactly right.
You know, I will not be bothering you if you
don't like Disney World. You might want to jump really yeah?
All right, okay, Merida, everyone soaring?

Speaker 6 (22:39):
No, I've never done it. No, my god, I think
I did Star Tours. That's the last ride I remember.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I think. What is that like? From the forties?

Speaker 6 (22:47):
Yeah, back in the forties when they first opened Black
and White, they had the Model t experience. You remember
this steamboat WILLI right, yeah, Steamboa Willie was live, remember
and Michael and the captain eo ah to me timely.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I love the street performers. They had these jump rope
people that were awesome.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
And I'll tell you what those street performers. I find
them way too forward.

Speaker 12 (23:12):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Get away from me? Is what? I'm too joyful for you?
That's right. Okay, congratulations again to our week eleven Winter
John Coop. Check it out bobintom dot com slash contest.
You could win that Steven Singer Jeweler's gift certificate for
this week.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
Now.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
What's happening in the world of letters.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Dear Bob and Tom Show, Good morning, dear sweet people.
You were speaking of Sizzler restaurants yesterday. A steakhouse that
is indeed coming back. Correct, I'll have you know, Jared Wright,
we still have one going strong here in Pocatello, Idaho.
All right, you're welcome to stop in on your way

(23:53):
to Boise. We were also talking about all of us
going to Boise. We talk about that a lot. Absolutely,
I will meet you at the Solid Bar. Nice that
is from. Yeah, they're bringing back the sizzler. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
We were also talking about dogs with people names, and
this guy Cherry writes, my neighbor's dog's name is Doug.
When Doug doesn't come in what he's called, my neighbor
gets mad and goes, Douglas, get your ass in here,
like every time I hear it. Just like with people,
you get you go to the full name or the
middle name, Douglas Johnson Smith. This is interesting. We were

(24:32):
talking yesterday about jeeps and that whole thing with the ducks,
the rubber ducks. And you're a jeep driver, of am
I have a Jeep Wrangler Wrangler I was. I've had
four Jeep Grand Cherokees in my life. Great vehicles. I'm
a big fan. Yeah, my last one was stolen, unfortunately
in Chicago. But we were talking about that whole evolution

(24:54):
of putting the rubber ducks on.

Speaker 8 (24:56):
Yeah, how the lady. There was a lady who did it,
just she and she recorded it and put it on
social media and that's how it went viral, and that's
how it started.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
But there's also the Jeep wave.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
There's the Jeep wave, and Jeep wave has been around
a lot longer.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
And I say, there's nothing wrong with another brand of car,
another make, another model and participating in a wave.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
If you see they're driving the same car.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
My my dad has a Corvette. They have a Corvette wave.
You just tip your mega hats to each other.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
How about that?

Speaker 6 (25:26):
There you go yesterday you're Talbot George More, Today's what
ms now.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
World doesn't Jeep drivers were waving at each other. Motorcyclists
do the same thing. You have a motorcycle. Yeah, there
are two exceptions. See if you agree with this. This
is from Jeremy in Arkansas. Let's just say you come
across a real gang and he mentions a gang that
I'm not going to mention, but I don't want to.

(26:01):
You don't know them off. I'm sure they're a nice
bunch of fellas. I've just seen the TV show Task.
I'm terrified of them. Have you seen that show?

Speaker 6 (26:11):
No, I'm watching. What's my rule if you watch something
I can't watch?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, good, Well that's that's perfect because if I could
go on in life, I prefer my presence to find
your absence. No, no, no, no, that's getting closer and
closer to reality. Pal, so he goes, you don't wave
at biker gangs. Also, I'm quoting here. This is not me,
this is this is this is Jeremy again. You do

(26:35):
not wave. You do not wave. To quote those pricks
on gold wings. They won't wave to commoners on bikes
without cup holders.

Speaker 8 (26:45):
That's hilarious, that's funny.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
The gold wings are I guess the loaded motorcycles.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
But isn't that what your friend drives?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
No, he drives. He he drives a bmw oh every weekend,
even in the winter. I was asking, what did I say? Sorry, sorry,
I'm trying to remember what he said. He has a
a windshield that he can affix to it in the winter.
He has a suit that he wears that is heated,

(27:16):
and he has a booster seat. I have a question
call a booster seat. Very funny for those that know Mark,
and then and then and then he's got he's got
a radio in his helmet, and I said, you know what,
you could get a car. You know, you know, if
you've got if you've got us so close, you've got

(27:36):
all that gear on, you're really not in the wind anymore.
His feet don't reach the ground.

Speaker 13 (27:43):
He's got blocks, special blocking, got blocks on the bottom
of his feet.

Speaker 8 (27:46):
I didn't know about this. Will writes in and says,
my wife just purchased a new Subaru outback, and without
us knowing, her sister secretly slid whoa four small rubber
cows onto the dash. And this is called moo move Subaroo,
and it's catching on. Apparently people are putting little cows
on subarus.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I like it.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
And instead of duck duck jeep, it's moo moo Suber.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
One of my son's drives one of those. Yeah, he
loves it. But I'll find out about the cow thing.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Our own a a Aron. He drives a Bronco and
he got what he called bucked the other day and
it's like a little uh unicorn and it says you've
been bucked.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Okay, that's enough.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Like a Bronco.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
I'm done, Yeah, I'm done. Keep your toys in the.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Toy box chicken and I get get crafts of sour
kraut in the summer. I don't understand that it's very hot. Bavariandition.
You guys both get the finger.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
That's why you well, we can't see because the tinted
window we can't see out.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
What is the logic is you're trying to get into
a lane? How come I can't get a break? It's
because of people will get you. They figure you've already
gotten all the breaks. You're okay. By the way, congratulations
to the guy yesterday that took a right turn next
to me. He was on the left of me. Thank you,
Thank you very What happens to you a lot? That's

(29:16):
twice in the last Are you in the right lane?
Yea yeah, I'm in the right line. This stuff him.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
I can't tell you the last time I saw someone
do a turn like that, and you've had it twice.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
And by the way, it was right near an area
that Jeff was highlighting the other day. When the government
spends three years rebuilding one of the largest interstate intersections
in the world, and then two years later they tear
it apart again, who do we need to have hanged
that made the mistake designing that. How is that possible?
Everything is new and then all of a sudden it's

(29:54):
all lights and cones. Again, nice work, fellas. I wish
you could redo that rant because it was great. Oh thanks,
that was it, But you're absolutely correct. I have it
on CD in the car. Yeah, who do we who
do we punish for this besides the drivers that are
trying to get somewhere. Uh, you can send us your letters.
How do they do that?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Chick wigee Bob and Tom at bobintoime dot com and
we have a curator who works back behind the scenes,
and he sent us off the emails and magically they
appear on the air and come out of come out
of our mouths and are on the air.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Okay, well, you certainly appreciate it. Coming up some sports,
a lot more letters, sure, a lot of interesting things
in the news, including raccoons becoming human or something like that.
And then some lady that got frozen and we'll find
out what happened cryogenically frozen. You don't hear about that much.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Somebody who come into the room the furnace would come
on that. Yeah, close your legs, very cold.

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Speaker 6 (33:11):
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Speaker 3 (33:16):
Hello, Tom, we are reading some letters email to be
more precise, letters Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.
And brought to you brought to you by the beautiful
sleep number bed, which I wish I was in right now, sleeping,
but happy to be here with you. This comes to
us from Paul the mailman. All right, he goes a

(33:38):
good day. I wonder how he feels about email. Well,
apparently he uses it. He must lightens his load. A
fair question, thank you. So here in Alabama we wave
it everyone. We were talking about people in jeeps waving
a jeep people.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Well, you know what they all say in Alabama, roll tide.
There's a commercial out there. They sure don't say good morning,
they don't say good afternoon, and roll tide makes sense.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Roll tide by tide, he said, Uh, growing up my
Dad told me wave at every car round? Is that right?
He goes, I'm still fake angry at chick for poop pooing?
O hard the mailman works? When did I poo?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Pooh?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
How hard the mailman works?

Speaker 8 (34:17):
No mail?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Maybe I did poop?

Speaker 6 (34:19):
Yeah, no, my mailman wherever I live, or maybe it's
for everybody. There's no set time for the mail anymore.
Like I plainly remember when I was a kid, sometime
between two thirty and three, that's when the mail was right.
But now it's It could be two thirty, it could
be five o'clock, it'd be seven thirty.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah, but it comes to your point, to your house.
It's the greatest bargain on free service. I get that.
I understand all that. Can't we have a time?

Speaker 8 (34:45):
No what you're looking for your next redskins?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Swell?

Speaker 6 (34:48):
I might I might be expecting something well, or I'm
I might lean on ups or fat extra that I'm
not sure.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Okay, all right, what do you got over there here?

Speaker 9 (34:59):
Bob?

Speaker 6 (34:59):
It's tops show. Evidently he enjoyed our toilet water program.
We're talking about toilet water. I'll look at you. Uh oh,
this fake plumber?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Was this the bidet could addition could have been that, yeah,
we did have a bidet. This guy, wait, I'll want
those of us who don't have to days want to
be day right.

Speaker 8 (35:20):
Yeah, but days are great. I had a beday.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah I do not have one. But Josh had an
aftermarket bidet installed to wash his This gentleman's vitial cleft.
Remove the peanut butter from the shag carpet.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Will say Natila, uh cloudial cleft. This gentleman's name is Ebenezer.
Good name. I went to high school with a guy
named Ebenezer. We called him Ebby. Yeah cool, Ebbie mcsabany.
I wonder where he is. Why don't you go look,
dear Bobi toobshow heard you fellows talking about Josh Arnold's

(35:53):
bathroom and this letter could not come at a better time.
I was wondering if Josh would be welcoming fans to
try out his bedet for the holidays.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I say, your darn right he is.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Just go ahead and start contacting Josh. See if you
can come over and try out his bidet for the holiday.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
How long does the hot water last? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
I think he does not have the temperature option on mine.
It was always cool.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
I'm pretty sure it's some sort of temperature coming out
of the Yeah, but I mean, I assume there's some
sort of well that heats the water, much like in
a one of those what cure egg machines where it's
water preheatd I think it superheats it and it stays
hot all the time. Is it as it flows? That
what he said?

Speaker 7 (36:36):
It could be a tankless water heater situation. Oh wow,
Josh told me. For the holidays, he's replacing the water
with hot chocolate.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Oh that's nice, that's very marshmallows. No MARSHMALLOWSA you did
that with hot chocolate? You never know when to stop wating? Well,
maybe you can. Maybe you could put the marshmallow in after,
and then hey, maybe you have a marshmallow. You know
there's a guy that does that. I bet you check
it out. There has to be a guy that's into
that every time.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Do you ever flushed without looking checking it out, seeing
if you're sick or not?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Well, of course I don't have to look at what
you don't have to look. You guys don't check it out.

Speaker 8 (37:13):
You don't look. You don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I have blood in my stool.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
I like to walk three steps away and heave the
paper over my shoulders. See how I do?

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Could we move on?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Look, I have a lot. I don't think that's unreasonable.
You look at your dogs droppings.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Oh god, it's it's it's some insight to his soul.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
You check out how he's doing, she's doing. This comes
to us from Chelsea. You guys don't know good eyes
by ChEls, dear magnificent people. Every Sunday, I play cribbage
and watch football with my dad. He raised me to
bleed orange and brown for the Cleveland Browns. Oh cribbage,
I don't know what that's. It's got some kind of
a board right in little pins and is that a

(37:54):
card game?

Speaker 6 (37:56):
A couple of years ago I decided you want to
learn how to play cribbage, and I got this ornate
cribbage board and.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
It never happens. Does that involve cards? I think so pegs?
I remember the pegs I've seen. Okay, but good, that's cool.
This is a nice daughter father thing. Guess she goes.
Last year the Cleveland Browns acquired Jerry Judy. We were
talking about this yesterday. She goes We have fond memories

(38:25):
of my grandfather always going Judy, Judy, Judy like goober,
So we scream that. We scream that every time Jerry
Judy makes a play. I'm glad you guys connected to
the same thing. I've been listening to you guys since
I was in a car seat and words cannot describe

(38:45):
how you've gotten me through life. Well, thank you, Chelse.
That's so sweet. Cars and good luck with the Browns.
We have Cleveland Browns. Uh really odd odd burglary story
coming up in Sporting News. Did you guys see this?
This is this is uh, this is becoming kind of
an epidemic.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Yeah, Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes and their homes broken
into last season during the game, during the game because
they where they are.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah. Yeah, and worldwide I think some uh these soccer players. Yeah,
these guys are gonna have to do You just have
to have someone at your house. You gotta have security,
but have a just have a cop sitting in the drive.
You know what they need? Simply say they do need?
They certainly do. Yeah, No, do you have another letter
over there? Bob and Tom Show. I hate to say it,

(39:34):
but Tom's right there's a roller coaster at Cedar Point
where they make you put glasses, cell phones, anything that's
not tied down into a pouch behind the seat. Yeah.
I've never seen this into a cause you will, you
will the world lose your items. But the problem with
that is I imagine that at the end of the day

(39:56):
they find they must find.

Speaker 8 (39:57):
Yeah, people just get off and leave it in there.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
You ever gotten off a plane and left something on it, Yes,
they will not let you back in. I have done
that and they let me back in. I left my
I left my favorite coat. Honestly, it wouldn't let your
They wouldn't let you get back on the plane. It
wasn't my fault because I had Godwin with me. We
were going to London to see Clapton and you lost
your coat on that trip. Yes, because I was attending

(40:22):
to you on the way back. Likes to be attended.
Oh you should know that. And I've attended to many
children in my life. You should know. You should have
known that going in. Yes, you should have. If you have,
if you're just.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Looking out for you, I forget and ideally I would
have someone looking after me when I was traveling.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
It was my favorite, my favorite sport code of all time,
and I left it on a plane. Uh oh yeah,
don't you have that coat? Just fits perfectly, looks really good.
Nine or ten of them I can't get the same one.
Coming up, we have more of your letters. We have
sporting news, including the Cleveland Brown One quick ladder. Here
before we leave, dear Bob and Tom show. How many

(41:04):
times has Tom been punched in the face? Well, fewer
than you'd think, but we'll cover more of that when
we come back. By the way, pat God went on
the road, It's gonna be a great dough great weekend
Youngstown at the famous Funny Bone, the Youngstown Funny Farm.
Do you have your handler with you? Yes? Oh, the
Funny Farm, excuse me, which is much vaster than the

(41:25):
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Speaker 4 (42:04):
Chick.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Hey, there's Jeff Hoske. That's right, Well, I'm a creature habit.
There's the Ace Cosby.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
I'm Chick McGhee at the Prize Picks sports desk.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Hello, Tom. People say to me during the breaks, what
do you guys talk about? Like you talk about? You
talk about like hot ladies and hot lady cool adventures
laid into the night. No, what you guys are talking about?
What are you talking about? Ruda begas? What the hell?

Speaker 8 (42:27):
Oh? I I over ordered at the farmers market h
this weekend, so I have two extra bags of winter
mixed salad if anybody would like to take them. I
also have a giant bag of daycon radishes, and they're
so big that everybody thought they were actually sweet potatoes.
But they're a large purple radish.

Speaker 11 (42:48):
Do you make a rush the daycon Radish.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Yes, opened his pat opened his mouth and said he
can eat the whole bag.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
Were small, they're very big.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Eat the whole bag.

Speaker 8 (43:09):
Yeah, we'll bring one in next break.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
I want to see pad eat one radish. I want
to see Patt eat half radish.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Are they more or less tasteless?

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Yeah, that's almost spicy and well to me?

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Might I'll be first admit probably my tastups off. But
it tastes like dirt. Tastes like dirt.

Speaker 8 (43:27):
It is very earthy.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Yeah, that's another that's probably the nice Say. Okay, what
are those white carrots called parsnips?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I found that if you taken you have parsnip chips.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
One.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, no, no, this is a great recipe. You take it.
They look like carrots, right, yeah, and you slice them thin,
slice them and and then you put a little oil
on them and bake them. Yeah, and you make them
into chips. Here's the funny thing. When you're baking them,
they smell terrible, but when you eat them, they taste great.
It's it's yeah, have you ever eaten anything that smelled

(44:02):
terrible that tasted great? Barfed right into it? Once?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Sorry, I've heard that. I love that story. Yeah, I
got a couple of quick ones. Hand me the biggest one.

Speaker 8 (44:14):
This is a conradis Oh my god, I got the
size of that.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Now, if you have something, if you have something like
that growing out of your testicle, go see go get
go get that scene.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
It looks like would you say it's bigger than it's
bigger than a twin. It's kind of long and looks
like a big, fat storn.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
But they come in different sizes.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Took a big bike. How is it?

Speaker 8 (44:38):
Pat that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Is it really good?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 8 (44:44):
Look at the inside? Is that pretty purple?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Purp okay, well, thank you very much. Uh, never eat
anything purple on the inside. Tom oh dead, that's doctor Dagucci.
No thanks, I'll eat it here a huge They're absolutely amazing.
It's the best writers I've ever heard.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
Oh good, I'm glad you like it. I have a
couple of suggestions for Thanksgiving leftovers.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Could we say those are just things? I want to
get this one out of the way because it's so offensive.
Oh okay, good, when we can do a palate cleanser
with you, let Justin writes. My coworker calls the all gender,
wheelchair accessible bathroom, the multi faith toilet. Anybody, I don't

(45:30):
get it.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
See, here's the thing about the letters here, the emails
that people send us. There, no one would would know
what they said if we if we don't read them,
no one knows.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
No one knows what they say. This is. This is hilarious.
It's offensive and precisely interesting at the same time.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
I do.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Scott and green Bay says that he makes Thanksgiving egg rolls.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Oh yes.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
He combines the turkey, the mashed potatoes, the stuffing into
a wanton or egg roll wrapper and then you can
deep fry them traditionally or in an air fryer serve
with cranberry sauce for dipping.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
Instead of the one time wrapper, you save the turkey
skin and you wrap it in that.

Speaker 8 (46:14):
I've seen people do that, and you can. It would
be a good crisp. I bet that's a.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Good Yesterday, we had the great idea buy pie shells
before Thanksgiving and then the day after Thanksgiving you make
a pot pie.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I have a question about that. I wanted to ask
you do you put a do you put a crust
on top of that? How do you do?

Speaker 8 (46:34):
That is the crust. So you buy you buy the
two pack of pie crust, and then you have your bottom,
and then you fill it and then you put the
other pie crust on top, and you would pinch it
like you would do a tradition.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
They give you they give you a pie crust for
the top.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
There's two. There's two pie crusts in there. Yeah, there's not.
It's they're not they're not labeled bottom of the crust
and Top't you buying a pan though, with the crust
already in the bottom of Oh, I'm buying the ones
that are in the box that you roll out.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Okay, temperature, I was thinking, you buy the tin, you think,
very well?

Speaker 9 (47:08):
Do that?

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yeah, what is it called the foil thing with the wicks?

Speaker 8 (47:11):
It's usually wicks, is one of them.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
So then you can buy a you can buy a
pie crust top.

Speaker 8 (47:16):
Yeah, you can buy yeah, rolled up.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
You can make a pie crust top or bottom or both. Okay, well, no,
now you're confusing the issue. I think I made it
eminently clear. The great thing about making the pot pie
is then you can have a fun trip to the
hospital to have your tongue replace you They are They're unbelievable,
calls pot piees soup with a roof that you know.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
That Blake from the Bend says that he makes Turkey
Day leftovers into parogis at least when it's not league night.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Oh we have a lot of uh. Well, actually, this
video presentation introduces this next step.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Okay, next group of letters.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Let's see you've seen the Subaru commercials tom where the
the Golden Retrievers are are driving and they're they're going
down the street. There's mom and Dad Golden and then
baby a puppy uh in the back and they start barking.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
They start barking. Oh my gosh, it's Oh there's as
driving Doxon is driving the Wiener Mobile. Oh god, are
you kidding me that? It had to be such a
fun day to film that?

Speaker 6 (48:29):
Is that any better commercial? And I show you that
to tell you this, Good morning everybody. The Wienermobile is
supposed to be in the Kokomo, Indiana Christmas Parade. Please
feel free to come up and check this out. It
should be fun for Everybodybile And there was also a

(48:51):
another letter from uh the Wienermobile that was parked outside
of a coles. UH it's from Jim picture from this
summer in Kalamazoo.

Speaker 9 (49:06):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
The Wienermobile and the Bananamobile we're parked. Oh does he
have a picture right outside? Now? The Bananamobile is significantly smaller,
and the Bananamobile you can't get inside it. It's as
I've said before, it's like a biplane. It's got the
seat up front and then a seat in back of it.
We're trying to get there are four seats. Yeah, yeah,
we're trying to get the Banana vehicle here. I would

(49:26):
like to see this done. I know the federal government
is busy now that they've reopened. I would like to
see a special tax dispensation for any companies that make
a vehicle like their product. Oh yeah, there should be
like a you get a double tax deduction and if
you spend three hundred thousand dollars. Let me give me
an what would be a good company to make a Uh,

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you've obviously got the Wienermobile already. Maybe someone that like
a pickle Is there is there a picklemobile already?

Speaker 8 (49:55):
Or is there a mister Peanut mobile? Does he have?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah? I think there is? Yeah, but there there should
be some some what it's like. They call that incentivizing.
There is a peanut mobile? Who is that?

Speaker 9 (50:08):
Who?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
What product is that? Planter is right?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
It must be right there. They're the workhorse of the
peanut industry.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Yeah, what's number two?

Speaker 6 (50:18):
There's Planters and there's no one else Blue Diamond. Oh
those are strictly I always thoughts maybe you could race them.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I know the banana mobile is primarily a drag racer
because you can watch it peel out. Wow, I thought
I thought you're going or something like that was adorable. Yeah,
I thought, there is there's a mobile there. We wouldn't
this be great if everybody did that?

Speaker 8 (50:45):
What would your would just.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Be a giant radio on wheels?

Speaker 8 (50:48):
Okay, that's not what I was going to get A box.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
I used to call it roly radio when I was
a kid to come out to the radio. That are toad?
I don't know if they have one, hpecially a vehicle toad.
Well what they tell him? They told him to fix it.
I don't know. It'd be fun for all kinds of products.
It would be there could be the Macy's Parade could
feature all these I'm thinking bagel. How about a round?

Speaker 7 (51:13):
That would be what about Trojan. You could have like
a big rolling horse come down the.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Wearing a condom underneath. How about that? You couldn't get
that through a drive through though, Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
Take the banana through a drive through, you make the turn.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
That's true. You're right, yeah, you're right. There's a couple
that might be able to do about How funny would
that be some kids working the drive through the guy
pulls up on a giant banana. I want to know
more about the wermobile. What frame is it built on?
What there's more than there's more than one?

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Like a Lincoln continent, Yeah, something like that probably.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I'm sure you can find all the stats online. Now
coming up, we have a sporting news for you. A
couple quick things here. This is from a Jim in Toledo, Ohio.
He love Jim. Shout out to Jeff, Josh and Pat.
A great show in Lima, Ohio Saturday night. We laugh
from beginning to end. Total pros. Couldn't have been nicer

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at the meat and great thing. That's really nice. Let's see.
My wife and I went to see Al Jackson Saturday night.
He killed. Thank you James. It's nice to see you
guys getting out there and once again, mister Godwin will
be at the Funny Farm in Youngstown, Ohio. That's coming
up Friday and Saturday for some great live comedy with
Patty g And he'll be taking your requests And do

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you have any special Thanksgiving stuff you'll be doing?

Speaker 13 (52:39):
Sure, I'll be doing the rudebag baby song, which is
a Thanksgiving staple at a concert.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
I don't you have that great song? And eat me?
I'm a Turkey? Don't you play that?

Speaker 9 (52:49):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Is really great? Yeah? A new one down on Epstein Island.
It's a great that's a great song Thunder Island. Yeah,
that's a good song. Yeah, Yeah, is that Jay Ferguson?
Is it well known enough to do a parody of?
Probably not? Okay, it is a terrific song. Tim Kavanaugh
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Coming up Comedian Tim Kavanaugh coming up, Ali Breen with
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Speaker 6 (55:10):
There's Jess Hooker. Hi, she's at the Silac Insurance news desk.
I believe she's cooking this morning.

Speaker 8 (55:16):
I just finished our macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
There you go. Did you try it?

Speaker 9 (55:22):
No?

Speaker 8 (55:22):
The smell and loan made me gag.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Oh goodness, And we had a news story about this.
This is I've got a box of it right here.
This is Kraft mac and Cheese apple pie with other
natural flavors, limited edition mac and Cheese. We're gonna give
it a try.

Speaker 8 (55:40):
You guys ready, you want me to serve it up?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
It's intriguing. I'll tell you that if you have a
pizza and the helipine.

Speaker 8 (55:47):
Those are good. Those are the other flavors. I saw ranch.
Have you had ranch macaroni and cheese?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Okay, okay, Well we'll give it a shot in a
few minutes.

Speaker 8 (55:55):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Well, you know, I'm guessing you don't want to get cold.

Speaker 8 (56:00):
That might ruin it.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Oh is it in the oven?

Speaker 8 (56:03):
I just it's in the pot.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
It's on the pot.

Speaker 8 (56:05):
The We don't have an oven. I don't know if
you know, but we don't have another.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Is in the oven?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
There's no better oven than something from the oven. You
know that. Well, there's a toaster oven in there.

Speaker 8 (56:17):
There's not the.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
Use an oven to make craft macaria.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
I know no, But once you cooked it warm, however,
there is a there's a toaster and a microwave oven.
So I would see how you would think it was.
There's a toaster oven.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
There used to be a toaster oven in there about
ten years ago.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Oh, well, he's gonna look at that. He's gonna look
at that as a win. I'm sure I paid. I'm
sure I paid to heaven there you go of probably
probably at somebody's house. H Now, we have a couple
of quick things. I've I've got a new idea. This
is Oh, you've got a new idea? Yes, I want
I want every corporation to that was interested in making

(56:58):
a like something like the Wiener Mobile. I'd like to
see a giant federal tax break if you build a
vehicle for your whatever your business is, that looks like
the product that you make. I'd like some suggestions from
listeners what companies could do. We've got the Peanut Mobile,
We've got, of course, the Wiener Mobile, We've got the
Banana peel. I just think that'd be a great incentive

(57:20):
incentivize the creation of fun vehicles out there. Okay, now i'muse.
I'm sure they're quite expensive to build because you've got
to meet a bunch of safety standards. So, but just
a little something that would be kind of fun. We're
going to check in with the sporting scene. I want
to urge everyone right now to go to bobintom dot
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(57:41):
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Speaker 6 (58:07):
D Chick McGee on Instagram. Are the week twelve picks
up there if you'd like to take a look at those.
Maybe they'll get you inspired. And speaking of the NFL,
Jamar Chase's one game suspension for spitting hawk toohey on
Steelers defensive back Jalen Ramsey has been upheld by hearing officer.
And let me make this clear. We all want to
spit on Jalen Ramsey, but we just haven't really gotten

(58:30):
the opportunity. Okay, he's going to cost him more than
half a million dollars the suspension without pay right around
a game check. Half a million dollars upheld yesterday by
hearing officer Jordy Nelson. Yes, former Packer Great Jordy Nelson,
jointly appointed by the NFL and NFLPA. Bengals wide out
spat on Ramsey during the confrontation in the fourth quarter

(58:51):
last Sunday's game, Ramsey grabbed Chase by the face mask
and punch him, which resulted in Ramsey's ejection, which is
worse Jeff, would you rather be spit on or punched
in the face?

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Uh? Punched on the face, but you're wearing a face mask.
Then definitely punched on the face. How about that?

Speaker 9 (59:13):
No?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I think he's right.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
I think this is like the unwritten rule in the
NFL you don't spit on.

Speaker 8 (59:16):
Other right, No, I think spitting anywhere is the worst
thing you can do.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Yeah, oh, here you go, Tom, this is just for you.
According to the NFL Players Association database, Chase will be
docked at least four hundred forty eight thirty three dollars
and thirty three cents in base salary as a result
of this suspension.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Write that down. Okay, there you go.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
H Pittsburgh quarterback Aaron Rodgers fractured his left wrist.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Why that happened? Did she cross her legs?

Speaker 11 (59:49):
Ummmm?

Speaker 3 (59:50):
No? If he's wrist deep, no wonder he's hi.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
However, he could still play when the Steelers visit Chicago.
He's right handed. Coach Tomlins says the team will evaluate
Aaron's availability later this week, and the key to rodgers
potential return will be whether he can play safely with
a brace protecting said wrist. Mason Rudolph red Nose, quarterback

(01:00:16):
who filled incapably and the second half of the Steelers
went over. Cincinnati would start for Pittsburgh when they faced
the Bears. If Aaron cannot go, Giants running back Cam Scataboo, Yes,
it is Scataboo. It's I know there's only one zero
at the end, but it is pronounced. Scataboo is defending

(01:00:38):
his recent Monday Night Raw appearance despite undergoing season ending surgery.
In late October, he and his ankle reached a separation agreement.
Scataboo participated where he shoved wrestler j D McDonald from
behind a barrier and got pushed back. A clip of
the scene went viral, Scataboo receiving criticism for risking his
health by taking part in the show. The twenty three

(01:01:01):
year old.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Running back responded in a social media post, saying, I'm
not able to play football and have the fun I've
been having my whole life. So I'm doing things outside
the box, trying to find stuff to keep me happy.
He said in another post. Trust me, I wouldn't do
anything to jeopardize my health. Don't worry. There you go
getting shut around by a three hundred and fifty pound
guy that's all muscle well during a skit and they

(01:01:26):
know exactly where he's going to land and things like that.
Isn't that name the same as that nonsense word that's
so popular.

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
It's gotta boo oh skibbity.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Toilet skibbity, the skibbity toilet thing. So last year? That's
so last year? Yeah, it's six seven now, is that right?
That's right? And we got a new word of the year.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
Oh we do, yeah, from.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
The Cambridge Dictionary. They just published that yesterday. Wait till
you hear its.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
I don't think I've ever heard of the Cambridge Oxford Dictionary.
He is a Cambridge Dogs for the same thing. No,
it's a different Webster's dictionary. No, it's the Cambridge Dictionary.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I never heard of it. Well, I'm stupid, man, I
know that stupid ignorant.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
Home of the Cleveland Browns rookie quarterback Shadoor Sanders was
broken into during his NFL debut. He has been reports
the incident occurred during Sunday's home game against the Ravens.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
He knew he's at the stadium.

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
Tom Police said about two hundred thousand dollars property stolen.
Surveillance cameras in the home captured video footage of the
suspects entering and exiting different portions of his home. The
suspects wearing masks and gloves. And oh, by the way,
Schador did not have a great outing for the Browns

(01:02:35):
twenty three to sixteen loss. And he was four of
sixteen for forty seven yards and threw a pick for
a QBR of right around thirteen point five. So it's
very low. The robbers put up better numbers than he did.
That absolutely, I love it. Oh he was sacked twice
and his house has a lousy defense. Oh yeah, uh Sofanski,

(01:02:58):
head coached the brown said after the am Sanders will
start this Sunday against the Raiders in Vegas. If Gabriel
cannot clear concussion protocol, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Give him a second shot. That's right, yeah he does,
there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
The top twelve college football playoff rankings are The new
ones are out Ohio State number one, Indiana number two,
Texas A and M three, Georgia number four, Texas tech five,
Mississippi number six, and then Oregon, Oklahoma, Notre Dame, Alabama
BYU and Utah for your top twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
And that brings up.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Stupid world records.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
It's a good one.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
A man in Sweden has broken the Guinness World Record
for the most matches held in his nose. Oh, anybody
want to guess a number?

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Real quick? Hold on most matches in your nose? And
they're the their stick they're those like stick Okay, the matches, well.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
No, they're not like the trigger gun match lighters.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
They're not lighters. They're matches.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
Well know, you have stick matches and then you have
the thin ones that go in the pack the paper off. Yeah,
can fit way more of those than the stick ones.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Woosa, Okay, do we have a photograph of this guy?

Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
And I hope so and both nostrils? Oh fifty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
That is forty two year old. I'm sorry, you have
a guest pass seventy four.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
Forty two year old. Martin Stroby says the idea came
from his two kids. They were flipping through Guinness the
Book and told him it would be so cool to
see their ad Their dad in the book, and he
went through and discovered a record for most matches held
in the nose. He did a trial run, fitting thirty
five matches in one nostril, and realized he might actually

(01:04:45):
be able to pull it off practice in a special
technique to keep them from falling out. He set up
an outdoor attempt and gathered a small crowd. He eventually
reached eighty one matches, past the previous record of sixty eight.
Believe Pat was closest with not going there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Sadly, it was winter in Sweden and he leaned into
check out his pilot light and his head exploded. He's
got the he's got the part with the chemicals on
the outside, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
He says he did it to make his kids proud,
and they now officially think he's the coolest dad ever.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
And I put up next, he's going to see how
many big lighters he can fit up, he insists.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
He insists that he does have regular sized nostrils and
he managed to fit They do look like that doesn't
look like a bigger nose, ergo, bigger nostrils than an
average whatever you would think.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, you don't want to do cocaine with that guy.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
No, my drunk trick. My drunk trick used to be
to shove a quarter up my nose.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Is that right?

Speaker 9 (01:05:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
That I could like long ways.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Not and then would change. That's funny. How would you
get it out? Though?

Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
No, I would. I would just be able to put
the whole thing up my nose.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
And I know you do not have a large nose.

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
I don't have a large No. The last time I
did it, I tore my nostril and it bled, and.

Speaker 13 (01:06:06):
The late I would put a dollar bill up my nose.
That while it wasn't just a dollar bill, it was.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Hey, we're hey, hey now, well congratulations sir, another beautiful
world record. Does that conclude our sports? Well?

Speaker 6 (01:06:25):
Right after we hear this from the fabulous Jay Ferguson
where Okay, I didn't know that much. Back to you, Okay, sorry,
we have we have more letters. Once again, we are looking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
For suggestions of companies that should create a vehicle much
like the much like the Wiener Mobile. I'd like to
see a pickle shaped motorcycle for a pickle company with
a baby deal pickle as a sidecar. Oh that's cute,
thank you, Brian, and Iowa I had a guy telling
me the other day that he wanted to get a

(01:07:09):
sidecar for his motorcycle. Yeah, and it costs more than
the motorcycle.

Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
Yeah, my dad just put a sidecar on his for
his dog.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
So, yeah, that's so cool. Does this dog have a goggles?

Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
Yeah, they're not out. We don't refer to him as
my dad's dog. We referred to him as our new brother.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
But they're not called goggles dom, they're not. Oh, they're doggles. Dogs.
I remember seeing those for dogs that spoon salt water. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
This is from Dan Dear, Bob and Tom show. Thanks
for all the laughter you bring to my mornings. I'm
a truck driver and I've had to wipe coffee off
my windshield countless number of times because you guys. Here
in Cincinnati we have a famous fried chicken restaurant that
has a chicken mobile. It is an El Camino with
a giant chicken in the bed of the camino. Now

(01:07:55):
remember El Caminos half car half truck.

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
Yeah, I love those.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
It's a call the Rons Roost chicken car. And aren't
aren't the classic El Caminos kind of collectible now? Oh yeah,
for sure. Yeah, they're expensive. If you get a restored one.

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
You remember the chicken limo.

Speaker 6 (01:08:15):
Okay, okay, it's disgusting on a bar crawl or something.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Yeah, well, a bachelorette party. Now you can imagine the
bodily fluids that have been exchanged. That's sticky everywhere. Well,
if if you've got a good idea for a company
once again, I'd like to propose. I know the federal
government's pretty busy right now that they've gone back to work,
but wouldn't that be just I think a nice tax incentive.
We're all chock full of politics, like, yeah, so what

(01:08:45):
company would do that? What is the big what's the
number one pickle companies? That classic?

Speaker 9 (01:08:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:08:50):
Or I don't know. We like we like Grillo.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Yeah, that's the best.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Well, you know, the best pickles in the world, in
my opinion, our boars Head Horse Radish ples.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
My goodness, I just had Steamies. I think Steamies and
it's a jalapeno dill pickle. Change my life.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
That would be too spicy for me.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
I like it. We have a good idea from Jonesy.
He says, instead of using a pot pie cover a
traditional top of a of a pie, use cheddar Bay biscuits. Yeah,
get the box from the grocery store, mix it up
on top.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Okay, so we're talking about we're talking about the day
after Thanksgiving. You get one of those pre made tinfoil
based pie crusts and then you take the cheddarbaby biscuit.
That's an interesting idea to put you. You put your
mashed potatoes turkey in the pot pie. That might be
better than the better than the dinner. That cheddarbaby biscuit

(01:09:54):
covered thing. Well, there is a whole scientific thing about
why Dale spaghetti with the sauce in it tastes if.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
Yeah, veteran tomato. It's the acid.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
It's delightful. It's delightful. All we'd love to hear your
Thanksgiving suggestions and more. I'll remind you of a couple
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Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
I'm chick McGhee. Hello, Tom, Hello, got a couple things
to catch up on here. We were talking about the
jeep wave. Yep, you see someone, and this is so
I understand it primarily for yeah, you are a jeep driver.

Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
Yeah, I have two jeeps. I have an old Cherokee
and I have a jeep wrangler.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
But it's only in the wrangler you do the jeep wave.
Is that correct?

Speaker 14 (01:12:12):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
And I let the other person initiate the wave. I
don't wave unless I've been waved at.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Huh two? All right? And then we got this letter
earlier today from Jeremy in Arkansas because you talked about
jep drivers waving at each other. We do the same
thing with motorcycles. Yeah, there are two exceptions. However, if
you see a real motorcycle gang and then he names
what apparently is a prominent motorcycle gang, it's all that

(01:12:38):
I will allowed him not man. All right, you keep
your hands to yourself. The other exception is, quote, this
is Jeremy talking. Quote those pricks on gold wings. They
won't wave to commoners on bikes without cup holders. So,
having read that and established that, apparently there is a hierarchy.

Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
I don't know. It's the same on a motorcycle. If
they wave at me, I'll throw the hand down to Yeah,
it's like a downward motion. You just kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
There's a hierarchy to everything. Of course, Lee in Dayton, Ohio, rights.
My buddies and I ride motorcycles together. Three of us
have Harley's, one has a gold Wing. While riding one day,
we came across another group of bikers, all Harley's. They
gave all of us the two finger wave, well at
least the three of us in the Harleys. They passed
our buddy in the goldway, they all put out their

(01:13:26):
middle finger. So apparently this is I didn't know that.
This is apparently common knowledge. Those guys riding bikes together.
They don't sound like friends to me. Well, no, I
don't know. Well, they just judgment, that's all that's going
on there. Now. We turned to macaroni and cheese. Oh oh,
I forgot explain the background on it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
This is a limited edition Craft Macaroni and Cheese flavor
for the holiday season. It's Macaroni and Cheese apple Pie just.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
In time for Thanksgiving. And this is available exclusively at
Walmart Walmart.

Speaker 8 (01:14:03):
I couldn't find it at a local store, so I
ordered it at walmart dot com. And uh, I can
tell you that the smell is you don't like the smell,
you don't mind it. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
I like macro.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
I like macaroni and cheese so much though it's Uh,
I don't think it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Man, it's barely the yeah, and it's after taste only
you don't taste it when you first taste.

Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
When you first taste it, it tastes like Kraft macaroni
and cheese the first taste.

Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
No, I don't think it has any taste until the after.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
Then you get the and you get the apple. It's
not terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
I don't know how many boxes of Kraft Macaroni and
Cheese I could eat. I know, but I wouldn't stop
at one. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Man. Yeah, I got it. I God, I gotta drink.

Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
It's honestly normally my favorite mac and cheese and it's
my go to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
This is not.

Speaker 6 (01:15:01):
Really all right, you like it? It's okay? Yeah, I
really can't tell the different you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Get the mac and cheese.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
You know there's hardly any cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Yeah, I'm not getting the cheese. Well, and this, of
course is all part and parcel of the controversy of
having mac and cheese at the Thanksgiving dinner tape.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
And I want to know who started this. I'm until
I hear different. I'm gonna blame Oreo for all these
different products and all these different flavors and products that
we love. Give me an Oreo cook. It tastes like
an Oreo. I don't want an Oreole cook. It tastes
like was sobby And no, it's the pumpkin. And it's
the problem with every company. People have to look like
they're working, and so they have to come up with

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new ideas or.

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
Hey, what do you have for today? Oh, we're gonna
do a uh red velvet Oreo. Now, oh okay, Jim,
you heard your paycheck.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
And you know it's They don't say it's going to
taste good, it's going to be exciting. It's an exciting
new flavor.

Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
We do have more unusual things giving dishes.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Go for it.

Speaker 8 (01:16:05):
What do your frog eye salad?

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
That's the name's familiar, but I don't know what it is.

Speaker 8 (01:16:11):
Yeah, I thought so too. Uh anchie to pepe It's
grains of pepper is what that means. But it's a
pasta and it's almost like a couscous is what I
would say, Like a bigger couscous You know what I mean.
So it's it's a big couscouse when you cook it sounds.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Like I gave that angiekpeppe. She's got a big her,
the big I needed a couple of tools. Too big
of a couscose, I say, all couscus, I.

Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
Need to take the pasta and you fold it into
a custard with canned pineapple whip.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Excuse me. Editor's note, Chick is still eating the mac
and cheese.

Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
Is are you hungry?

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Oh man? Can you taste that? I don't taste except
in the there's an aftertaste of the whatever apple.

Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Yeah, I'm also like an apple burp is what it
tastes like?

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
It does?

Speaker 8 (01:17:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
If only I had a song to go with it.

Speaker 13 (01:17:05):
There's nothing like the original cheese or a Macbabe with
the cheese there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah, baby, it's.

Speaker 12 (01:17:13):
Delicious and very cheap. It's only a buck box simon
for my son.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
He didn't like it.

Speaker 12 (01:17:24):
Jesse's not easy to please. That's because I didn't have
bought it, don't you know? Hannah came out like thick
piece soup. I put in too much of that cheesy powder. Now, Jess,
all I got is that orange good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Ye oh, look at old Mac is back. Hey, you
very much. Tribute to Bobby Dad.

Speaker 7 (01:17:56):
You know, college Jeff found out that if you're out
of milk, you can use Boodweiser.

Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
Oh wow, you did.

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
It makes like a beer cheese. It's really good.

Speaker 8 (01:18:04):
Actually, that's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
No kidding. Everybody had the part I thought. I was
a yeah, that's that's You cook the noodles and you
put beer and cheese.

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
Well, I made everything. I went to add the milk.
There was no milk milk beer in but I was
striking a beer. I was like, I wonder if I
boured beer and if that would work? And it makes
a beer cheese and it was not bad. That's better
than this apple pie craft.

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
What's the deal with You can put like sprite in
a cake and make a cake.

Speaker 8 (01:18:34):
You can if you have a box cake mix and
you're missing the other ingredients, which is oil, water and egg,
you can just add an entire can of sprite and
mix it up that way and it will still make.
And if you have a chocolate cake, you would use
like a dark Cola coke or Doctor pepper and it's
the same.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
And it's delicious. Yes, I remember the trick with mayonnaise,
Remember the one with you made the mayonnaise cake.

Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
I did make, but we didn't taste it. I mean
you could not taste the Mannis in the cake.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Of course it was fine.

Speaker 8 (01:19:05):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Now if you when you pour the Budweiser in the
mac and cheese, it's the alcohol still in there right.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
Out. No, it has to be a high tempt to
cook out. You're not cooking.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
It's after the actually the beer is and the other
beers he's having.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
We've got okay, we've got frog eyed salad, which.

Speaker 8 (01:19:28):
Sounds yeah, that doesn't sound good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Sound yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:31):
Tomato pudding like bread pudding, but with a tomato sauce
base instead of a custard.

Speaker 13 (01:19:37):
If I make spaghetti, and I forget the noodles. I
make tomato pudding for my son.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
He doesn't like it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:45):
Clown in a blender.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
Makes a package or so of coconut flakes with a
pint of sour cream, cans of drained mandarin oranges and
pineapple chunks, and enough colored marshmallows the many ones to
make it. Look did you write this?

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Well, this is the actual recipe that sounds awful.

Speaker 8 (01:20:05):
Yeah, sounds real bad, sounds.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Really sweet like and tooty fruity flavored pineapple chunks, marshmallows.
But sour cream did you say, Yeah, sour cream coconut
I'm out.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
But when you use this is a lot like five
cup salad. When you use the sour cream, the mandarin
oranges in the pineapple like sweeten it. It doesn't have
that thing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Now this next one is actually another good post Thanksgiving idea.

Speaker 8 (01:20:30):
Yeah, stuffels Stoffels. The day after Thanksgiving, we make Stoffels
stuffing waffles. Take leftover stuffing and put it in the
waffle maker and turn it into the bread. You already
do this, right, the leftover turkey sandwich. Yeah, but I
do it with potatoes leftover potatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Ya, so this is ann in lieu of bread. You
turn the the stuffy stuffing which.

Speaker 8 (01:20:53):
Has a lot of bread in it, and then make
your turkey sandwich the next next.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
I still like I think the best idea was this
pot pie you buy the.

Speaker 8 (01:21:01):
I like the pop pie and I'm with I'm sorry
but my Thanksgiving Uh turkey cakes Alla, crab cakes I
think are going to be a big hit.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
The top.

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
Oh my god, No, I'm just gonna dip.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Yeah, Okay, coming up, we have a bizarre story out
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Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We
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Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. I believe we're getting the
satellite hook up and there we have it. That's Tim Kavanaugh,
comedian joining us. Hey, Hey Tim, it's good to see yes,
I know that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Great to see you all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Tim on the road with comedy legend Emo Phillips. You
guys are going to be starting tomorrow evening in ann Arbor,
Michigan at the ann Arbor Comedy Club. Running through Saturday night.
Then Sunday it's Go Bananas in Cincinnati with Emo Phillips
and Tim Kavanaugh. And then Tuesday, a week from yesterday,
it'll be Lexington, Kentucky's Great Comedy off Broadway, so a

(01:23:25):
chance to see Emo and Tim. Tim, how are you doing, sir?

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
I'm doing great. How are you guys good?

Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
I know we've got a couple of people out today,
but it's it's always nice to have Jeff Oske available
and and just Hooker.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
It's a real pleasure. Good to see you again.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Now, Tim, if you're aware of this, but mister Oske
has a magnificent beard. He looks kind of like a
middle aged Santa, a little bit of a little bit
of gray creeping in. But for reasons, not under pressure
from me, by the way, he's decided to trim that beard.
And we are going to be taken care of that
with a professional, uh, a salon operative. A friend of

(01:24:08):
the show will be coming into uh take care of him,
a salon operative. Well, see, technically, there's no no, no, no,
you're doing fine. There's some licensing issues, I'm sure, so
I'm trying to be vague here. Yeah, it's in this state,
there's there's a different license for beards and heads. I

(01:24:29):
love to know the lobby that got that through. It's fine,
that's that's some good work at the legislature. But I
bring that up because, uh, it's my understanding. Jeff doesn't
know that I know this, but I do know this.
You may have read that Kim Kardashian has come out
with that pubic underwear that has the built in patch
of underwear on the underwear with the pubic pubes on it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
I did not know that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Yes, this is you think I'm making this up. No, yeah,
I don't have a line of underwear that has a
pubic merkin glued to it.

Speaker 8 (01:25:00):
Oh my gosh, I heard the nipples in the brawl.
Oh yeah, yeah they have that, but I didn't know
about that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
And Jeffrey is making a donation. Yeah, it's for the
for the middle for the middle aged lady who wants
a distinguished looking pubic American. But on that note, let's
get back together with.

Speaker 9 (01:25:18):
Other with other additional things, like like like for a man,
like maybe like a prosthetic penis.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
No, no, it's would be nice, just just smart. Yeah, okay,
now I know that you are a celebratory person when
it comes to birthdays. Absolutely so I assume this is
we have our birthday celebration.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Yeah, we do some birthdays.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Well, I have the special Tim cavan On music. Ready
to go here here.

Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
It is all right here, Hey everybody, it's time once
again for Tim Kavanaugh's cavalcade of celebrity birthdays. I'm comedian
Tim Kavanov. A happy belated birthday to thirty one year
old singer rapper Bad Bunny. The Superstar is a hero
in his hometown of Bayamon, Puerto Rico, so much so

(01:26:05):
that they've declared his birthday a local holiday called Bad
Bunny Day, not to be confused with Bad Hair Day,
which I'm having right now.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
See, your Bunny is a hare thank you, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Okay, it's a rough one. I like it, thank you
very much.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:26:27):
And you know, the lotder that you can laugh, the better.
But if you just want to say hey, I like that,
that's okay too. I don't want to change your style.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 9 (01:26:37):
Just remember you're sitting in Josh's seat, and that's always
a big laugher for me.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Okay, all right, we'll.

Speaker 9 (01:26:44):
See how I want to wish a very happy eighty
fourth birthday to drummer Pete Best, who hasn't had a
truly happy birthday since he was fired by the Beatles
in nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
In recent years, he's put toge her.

Speaker 9 (01:27:00):
The Pete Best band Who set list includes Pete Best originals.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
Like Oh I need is lunch because he doesn't have
the money.

Speaker 13 (01:27:14):
That money can't buy a lunch, I go to Walmart.

Speaker 9 (01:27:21):
Cuckoo Cuchoo, Cuckoo CuO, a song from his album The
Best of the Best something in the Way She Moves furniture.
See these are supposed to be funny. Thank you, Tom,
I appreciate that. Here's the haunting song he wrote after

(01:27:43):
his disastrous audition for The Who after the death of
their legendary drummer Keith Mood.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
No one knows what it is like to be a
bead of.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
I see.

Speaker 9 (01:28:06):
I have to kind of wait on some of these.
There's more, No, there's more, Oh God, I have pages
of these.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Pete Best. Pete Best Uh wrote.

Speaker 9 (01:28:19):
The protest song because he's very concerned about the crisis
of global overpopulation, and he came up with this tune.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
All original. By the way, Lucy.

Speaker 9 (01:28:31):
In the sky with diaphragms and of course his signature tune.
I don't care too much for Ringo Ringo, don't get me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
No, Ringo replaced him. You see the issue?

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
Yeah, yeah, that that's that's what happened, is.

Speaker 9 (01:28:56):
The issue because Ringo uh was a better drummer, and
it took people, first of while, a little while to
figure that out. Okay, we're gonna move on. Christy, get
well soon. I need you back in here next week. Okay, Jess,

(01:29:18):
you're doing a great job. I just I just I
can't hear you. Okay, all right, here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
All right, these will be funnier. Okay, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna take that strategy.

Speaker 9 (01:29:30):
Happy fifty fifth birthday to Stephanie Courtney, the actress who
plays Flow on those Progressive insurance commercials.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
Her first feature.

Speaker 9 (01:29:41):
Film came out last weekend, called A Visit from Your
Aunt Flow, a movie all about menstruation.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
Set in New Orleans in eighteen eighty two, it's a
period piece, so don't expect to see the actress wearing
those white uniform pants she always wears. Stephanie put on
one hundred pounds for this rope so you'll see a
heavier flow than you might expect. According to the London Times,

(01:30:10):
it's a bloody good film.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
Ah himmy, come on, these are jokes.

Speaker 9 (01:30:17):
Born this month, back in eighteen sixty eight was American
pianist and composer Scott Joplin. His songs The Entertainer and
Maple Leaf Rag earned him the nickname the King of Ragtime,
which is why his music was chosen for the movie
A Visit from My Aunt.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Flow the King of Ragtime, right.

Speaker 9 (01:30:42):
Series jokes, Yeah, they come around and they'll be better.
The creator of the Peanuts comic strip, Charles Schultz, would
have turned one hundred and three years old this week.
He died back in two thousand after an up and
down battle with an assortment of health problems. In fact,
in the two years leading up to his death, he
nearly died on severn different occasions, but every time he

(01:31:07):
went to kick the bucket, Lucy pulled it away. Oh
I'm gonna be working with Emo Phillips. He's got really,
really good So I found a warm up, you know,
to make it seem even funnier for Emo. Okay, oh

(01:31:29):
this is okay, this is really exciting. Born back in
eighteen thirty one was James Garfield, the twentieth president of
the United States.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Now some of you may have seen.

Speaker 9 (01:31:40):
That Netflix is starting a mini series all about James
Garfield's called Death by Lightning. James Garfield is played by
Michael Shannon, and it should.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Be really good. Now.

Speaker 9 (01:31:53):
I love presidential biographies, and one of the best things
that I learned reading Garfield the early years was that
he was our only president to start out as a
cartoon cat.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Yeah yep.

Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
In a Leader edition, the author softened his language a bit.
Instead of saying that Garfield was assassinated, he simply said
that Garfield was put.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
Down on a Monday. Oh he hates Monday.

Speaker 9 (01:32:26):
Oh I see, you know what, I really I really
don't spend a lot of time asley reading the comics, verifying.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
You know what.

Speaker 9 (01:32:36):
I used to think it was the stupidest thing I've
ever seen, but now I do want to see it everything.
And he's got certain things, you know, he's he's always
done a diet. He's no, he's not. He's always making
fun of how tired he is.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Okay, all right, let's go back to the jokes. I
don't I don't, I don't know that much about Garfield.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Enough James Abram Garfield or the cat. We have to.

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
Uh, you've got it, all right, I'm gonna move along. Okay,
we'll keep this moving past.

Speaker 9 (01:33:13):
I'm just gonna go through these and then we'll see
what happens. Comedian Stephen Wright is turning sixty five this week,
making him eligible for Medicare. He met with his financial
planner to discuss it and told him, I just hope
I'm eligible for Plan B because I think I got
pregnant last night.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
I was on Molly. She's even more worried than I am.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
Plan B.

Speaker 9 (01:33:44):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
Molly is a drug you learned from your security advisor.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
I'm going this week. Second, the music just ended.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
Okay, is that a hint we are?

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Yeah, we have a I'm issue here, Okay, go to
the closers.

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:34:06):
Oh, I'm excited about these all right, because because you've
already proved a couple of these.

Speaker 15 (01:34:13):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:34:14):
Born back in eighteen eighty seven was Chang Kai Shek,
who ruled China with an iron fist for forty eight years.
He came to prominence as the leader of the Chinese military,
where he famously stated I am going to expel all
the cowards from my army. And in fact, he was
the first one to call General so Chicken and ordered

(01:34:36):
him to go.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
That's that's General Chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
Okay, can I do? Can I do one more?

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
This is yours?

Speaker 9 (01:34:47):
Oh you know what, he's not even here, Yes he is.
Here's a celebrity birthday. I wrote a poem for this person.
He's a man of class and exquisite taste. I I
seen him during Belvedere with a beautiful hooker. That would
be Jess. Yeah, killy, caviare and salad. As long as

(01:35:09):
it's a Caesar. Happy birthday to my old to my
really really old, my really really really really old friend
chick mcgeezer.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
Sir McGee nice.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
See he's like an old geezer.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:35:26):
See, you know what, I'm gonna send you these jokes
with notes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
It will see.

Speaker 9 (01:35:36):
If maybe we can't do it again a year from
now with with some improvement. So that wraps up another
edition Tim Kevinugh's Cavalcade of Celebrity Birthdays. And remember who
needs a calendar when you've got a Cavanaugh? Thanksgiving everybody?

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card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Do you want to be
the winner for week twelve? You got to enter. Just
go to Bob and Tom dot com slash Contest make
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mister McGee. Have you already posted your picks for week twelve?

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
I have there on an Instagram at the chick McGee.
Look at them and all their glory. They will be there,
are up there now?

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Okay, you could make your picks and get him in
before Thursday evenings game. Now, I'm sorry, Jeff, what are
you going to be?

Speaker 7 (01:39:12):
I I just got a text from my girlfriend. I
just sent it to Jason. I don't know if he
can put it up, but this is a license plate
of the car that was in front of her just
this morning, which Tom, if you will take a look
at this. Okay it is.

Speaker 8 (01:39:33):
Oh, Jason's getting it up right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Oh there it is. Oh my god. The license plate
s one x s v N, which looks like six seven.

Speaker 8 (01:39:47):
Is that a kid drop off?

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
My god, No, it's just going down the street and
already someone has Yeah. And it's by judging by the
date they just got it. Oh yeah, but they did
judging by the style of play. Yeah, that's right. That's
styles brand new. Yeah, and that's a smart way to
do it.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
That is, that's cute.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
By using the one as the eye that you can
actually get it.

Speaker 12 (01:40:08):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
That is cute, that's cute.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
That's not I know, I know, I'm not bothered by that.
I'm bothered by g being said out loud for no reason.
I'm bothered a little bit by that. But this is cute.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
I get a kick out of some of the vanity plates. Yeah,
oh I know.

Speaker 6 (01:40:22):
Yeah, Well you told me actually I was going to
get a vanity plate and he goes, he goes, well,
not enough people key in your car yet, so I go,
you know what, You're right, Tom, and I'm going to
take your other advice and get a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
So thank you, buddy, I appreciate it. I remember one
of our first NFL visitors was an NFL quarterback and
he had numeral three R numeral three R d lng
third and long, third and long. That's great. That's kind
of a cool plate. Not everybody's to pick up on

(01:41:00):
it necessarily, and even someone who's got it would realize
that in order to be in third and long, you
have to have an awful first and second. That's about
focus on Maybe one did not think that one?

Speaker 6 (01:41:16):
Maybe that would be played for a defensive player. Put
him in third and long. Yeah maybe, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
That's just me though. I wonder if you could get
a punt again? Okay, yeah? Or what's that? What's the
other one? One two one two three kick one two
three turnover on down? Could you get like one two three? Uh? Well,
that would be yeah, maybe like k C K or something.
Maybe that might be a good one. Now we have

(01:41:43):
a miss Hooker and you're not changing your name to
ess hooter Hooter.

Speaker 8 (01:41:47):
I think we I should give it a try. Let's
see Hooter, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Just hooter, And we should explain that is actually your.

Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
Name, that is my real that is my government name.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
People say to you.

Speaker 8 (01:41:58):
Yeah, that would be a strange. I mean, I guess
maybe there. Hooker is a good radio name radio.

Speaker 11 (01:42:05):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
Memorable. Yeah, and you used to be prostituting.

Speaker 8 (01:42:10):
Yes, that was my maiden name. Prostitute.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
No, no, it was. It was similar, right, he told me.

Speaker 8 (01:42:15):
Yeah it was. It's Uh, Prosser is my maiden name. Jesse.
Prosser is what I was called in high school. And uh,
some of the guys I went to school with called
me Jesse prostitute.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
A prostitute, show them a hooker.

Speaker 8 (01:42:31):
Yeah, there you go. I like the theme and I
stuck with it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
Okay, very good. Forget Now what's happening over there at
the Sielin Insurance news desk.

Speaker 8 (01:42:38):
An Australian prisoner is suing for his human right to
eat vegemite. Vegemite is a thick, dark brown savory spread
from Australia, made primarily from brewers yeast extract plus vegetables
and spices. Have you guys ever had this?

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
It's awful. I had I hear a.

Speaker 8 (01:42:56):
Very strong, very salty umami flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
People who love it love It's an acquired taste.

Speaker 8 (01:43:03):
Much more intense than something like peanut butter nutella. So
there's no sweetness in it at all. Right, okay, you
like it?

Speaker 3 (01:43:11):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
We went a few of us from here went and
got the full English Breakfast LA and they had the
vegemite there and I tried it on toast, so I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
It was great.

Speaker 8 (01:43:21):
Really yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Dipped it in my beans.

Speaker 8 (01:43:25):
Andre mckechney, who is serving a life sentence for murder,
claims that withholding the yeas based spread breaches his human
right to enjoy his culture as an Australian. Vegemite has
been banned from Victorian prisons since two thousand and six,
with corrections Victoria saying it interferes with narcotic detention dogs

(01:43:45):
and because oh detection dogs, and because of its potential
to be used in the production of alcohol.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
Oh okay, so there you go. Apparently they would smugglers
would would coat whatever they were smuggling with vegamite and
it would throw the throw the drug sniffing dogs off.

Speaker 8 (01:44:03):
Oh that's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
So because it seems like such because it's such an
Australian thing. You think they'd have it in prisons, but
that some of them don't because of that, and also,
as you say, I gets full of East right. Yeah,
so they can make they can make booze out of it.

Speaker 8 (01:44:17):
The fifty four year old is taking his fight to
the Supreme Court of Victoria. The case is scheduled for
trial next year.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
I heard his cellmate offered him something salty and sticky
as a little treat. I just did that story so
I could just play a little bit of that. I
just love to remember this song. This is so great.

Speaker 7 (01:44:37):
He just smiled and sunwich.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
The song land down under by and then at work.

Speaker 7 (01:44:43):
My entire life growing up, I thought. He said, he
smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich.

Speaker 8 (01:44:49):
Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Hear that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
It was a big MTV hit. It's huge, and they
explained what vegemite was.

Speaker 8 (01:44:58):
I want to try it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
I haven't tri we can get some in here. We'll
try it again.

Speaker 8 (01:45:01):
Yeah, I know I would be the person that would
bring it in here.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
Hilarious. You know we're gonna work.

Speaker 6 (01:45:08):
You didn't kind of you made that declaration like you
were going to bring it in and that's no no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
No, no, no no. You have to understand allocation is very important.
I give miss Hooker credit.

Speaker 6 (01:45:20):
You've seen Colin Hay that they he went in and
did a live overkill. But the crowd is also a
choral group. Yes, oh, I've seen that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
They sang along with him. It's Colin Hay is the
guy from obviously for mental Work. He's been in here
a couple of times, and I highly recommend if you
get a chance to see him live or listen to
his solo stuff. A whole bunch of it was showing
up on TV shows. He also does tour still on
occasion as men at work with I imagine. I don't know

(01:45:51):
if it's all the same guys or not.

Speaker 7 (01:45:52):
But also if you go to our YouTube channel, we
have a bunch of his videos of him live here.

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
It was really good. Check it out. He's with Ringo
right now. He's on tour with Ringo Ringo Star. Oh,
Ringo Star. Okay, not Ringo, the beat Not Pete Pesty.
Pete Pest used to be the armor for the Beatles. Yeah,
I'm going to I'm going to walk into traffic. Yeah,

(01:46:28):
stop by the way, Editor's note, Pete Best has also
been in here. Really yeah, yeah, but he was cleaning
the best cleaning. Perhaps that's it's gotta be rough. I mean,
who's the guy that was in the first season of
American Idol. They had two hosts, Dunkleman.

Speaker 8 (01:46:50):
Or Dunkleman, Yeah, Brian Dunkleman Ryan.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
It was a very nice guy and a good comedian.

Speaker 8 (01:46:56):
But it just and he was a car he's an actor.
You see pop up and that has to just suck. Yeah,
that would be rough.

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
You look at the other guys getting made Dunkleman. I
was in Maroon six. Yeah, well it was called when
you were on Yeah, exactly. Okay, well, Patta, do you
want to try out this new song?

Speaker 13 (01:47:13):
I have a couple of what would you like to hear?
I could do the Epstein list that you asked for
it as if I was gonna do it on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Okay, this is a tribute if you will. Really the
files blues on the f Stein list for the countries.
Man wives are pissed.

Speaker 12 (01:47:31):
You know, it's just politics, But it seems everybody's own
the f Stein list. Prince Andrew, that's obvious, but everybody
is on the f Stein List, Nelson Mandela, the Piece Activists,
someone said is on the Epstein list, Desmond Tutu and
Pope Francis. Mister Rogers one of the chances the Dommy

(01:47:53):
the Dollilama's publicist connected that out. Jeff the Dali Lama's publicist.
Seems everybody on the Epstein list, the guy from Dunkin
Donuts who gets up Earle, Larry Moe and the First Curly,
the unknown comic, the Maharishi, the guy who's sold me
my Mitsubishi, the guitar tech from Genesis, Robota's ony Epstein List,

(01:48:17):
Epstein List.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
People are pissed. Who's really on it? Who they missed?

Speaker 12 (01:48:23):
Left side, right side, down the middle, that guy from
the band.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
Kansas who plays the fiddle.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
Even my friends really pissed. Apparently I'm on the Epstein list.

Speaker 12 (01:48:33):
Everbota's own the epstein list, But Tom, will they ever publish?
It seems like everybody went to that island where they
behaved like it was Thailand.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
Even Mom's nurse from hospice. Oh, everybody is all yeah,
barely get through that. The reference, by the way to
the First Curly, that's the one that really makes it
for me as opposed to Curly Joe. Thank you very much,
Thank you very much. Pat will be apparently seeing that soon.

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Speaker 5 (01:51:19):
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Speaker 3 (01:51:28):
Here, Boots, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're the Oreilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

Speaker 6 (01:51:37):
Hello, she's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, chick. Hey,
There's Jeff Hoske that's right at the I Hate Steven
Singer sidekick chair. There's a Cosby Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
I am Chick McGee at the Price Picked Sports desk.
And hello Tom, Hello, Chick. I had an idea earlier today.
And this is always dangerous, but all right, sir, As
you know, I'm a big fan of the wienermobile. I
can't driven the wheel is Yeah, that's awesome. And we
had that great was it a Subaru commercial? Yeah, with
the dogs driving and it's great. So and there are

(01:52:10):
other there's the Mister Peanut Mobile, there's that great Banana mobile.
And I'm a big fan of all of these. My
suggestion was that I think the federal government should step
up because they don't have enough to do right now
and offer a gigantic tax deduction for any company that
makes any kind of a vehicle, uh that that represents
their product.

Speaker 8 (01:52:30):
They do this with buildings.

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
Too, Yeah, like they have the use they have the
long Burger whatever's basket. Yeah, yeah, I think it's just
so much fun. Someone suggested a motorcycle pickle with a
little baby pickle as a side car. These are all
great ideas. Got this letter, Dear Bob and Tom show
the Nathan's Kosher Wienermobile is really cool, but you can't
drive it after sundown hunt Friday evening be worse. That

(01:53:00):
gonna be worse. That's a great joke, Thank you very much. Uh.
But if you've got a great idea for a vehicle,
we'd like to encourage companies to we can maybe goose
them a little bit, uh in honor of that thing.
Ye are there any bands that have I know we've
got and you have these special vehicles. You of course
got the batmobile, the monkey mobile, Yeah, the monkey mobile

(01:53:22):
monkey mobile. That was awesome, and then the monster thing.

Speaker 8 (01:53:25):
The Partridge family had a bus or a.

Speaker 3 (01:53:28):
Bus nervous mother driving man that was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
Scooby Doo van mystery. Yes, do any bands? I know
there was? Is there like? Is there like a.

Speaker 8 (01:53:42):
Kiss car or a Oh there has to be.

Speaker 3 (01:53:45):
That's a dollar sign. Yes, Is there like a guitar
that you can drive around?

Speaker 8 (01:53:52):
Oh? I wonder fender has a has a guitar mobile and.

Speaker 3 (01:53:55):
All four fenders. Oh that's right. Time now to move forward.
Here we have a list hooker at the Silent Insurance
News disc what have we missed?

Speaker 8 (01:54:09):
Cambridge Dictionary has announced it's word of the Year for
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
Row.

Speaker 16 (01:54:14):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:54:15):
See if anybody knows what I know what it is,
but tell them see if any understand the meaning of it.

Speaker 8 (01:54:19):
The dictionaries lexicographers selected what lexicographers selected the word parasocial.

Speaker 3 (01:54:27):
Parasocial which is used.

Speaker 8 (01:54:29):
To describe a one sided connection that people feel with
someone they don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:54:34):
Oh, okay, I thought I was being friends with someone
in a wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (01:54:39):
Oh, there's parasocial and quad. It took me. The reviews
are in. It took me a while. It took me
a while. So it's like para Olympics. Very good. I'm slow.
I need more coffee.

Speaker 8 (01:54:56):
Parasocial was coined in nineteen fifty six by sociologists Donald
Horton and Richard Wooll, who wanted to describe how television
viewers formed parasocial relationships with TV personalities.

Speaker 3 (01:55:07):
Okay, okay, so it's it's, uh, you think you know
someone because yeah, but you don't really know.

Speaker 8 (01:55:15):
Them, right. And the phenomenon continues today as social media
users form parasocial relationships with celebrities, influencers, and other online personalities.

Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
Yes, that's sure. I mean I have certain people I
don't know that I think you know, but I just
I look forward to it. There's there are a couple
of radio personalities I listened to on the weekends, but
I just say, oh, there's my friend.

Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:55:38):
I think I feel like when we're on the road,
I witness this with you guys a lot. You know,
we are a part of people's most intimate times of
the day. Sure, and so they just come up to
you with total recognition.

Speaker 3 (01:55:50):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (01:55:51):
Yeah, and you guys are always so kind and polite.

Speaker 3 (01:55:54):
No, but I mean it's fine, but it's cool. But
I mean we all have those. I mean there are
people that you just you you maybe listen to if
they've got a podcast or whatever. Yeah, you feel like,
you know them.

Speaker 8 (01:56:04):
But I think on social media it's even more intense
because you're looking on your phone and that influencer feels
like they're talking directly to you.

Speaker 3 (01:56:13):
It's like you're on a FaceTime.

Speaker 8 (01:56:14):
Yeah, it's almost like you're on a FaceTime. So I
think that the parasocial thing is more intense.

Speaker 6 (01:56:19):
Now, do you have any friends now that you met
on social media? I know how you like to meet
people and our friends and hire.

Speaker 3 (01:56:28):
People on any social media. Yeah, he's not, well, that's
not no, I'm not entirely true. No. The only one
I have I have when people send me stuff, I
can look at it. I don't push anything out.

Speaker 8 (01:56:40):
I have let me think post anything.

Speaker 11 (01:56:42):
There's two there's two.

Speaker 8 (01:56:44):
Female people that I've met and I'm friends with that
or I have never met, but I met on social
media and so we've always corresponded via like direct message,
and I would consider them a friend.

Speaker 3 (01:56:58):
Oh yeah, but I know people think most people refer
to their best friend as someone. I said, oh, who's that,
I've never met her, and oh that's a that's a podcast.

Speaker 8 (01:57:06):
Or whatever, right, yeah, have you. I went as far
as to exchange a phone number with one of them
that I met and my friend Meghan I talked to
every day. Hi Meghan, and yeah, she's one of my
dearest friends.

Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
Now there you go. I wish its Joshua here, because.

Speaker 6 (01:57:25):
You ask him how many horrores made, how many pizza
delivery guys?

Speaker 3 (01:57:30):
I was going to say door dash driver, But you
see where the joke was going. Yeah, I mean it was.
It was one of those you know sort of and
people who know me from the show. No, that's exactly
what I was going to do. So I just I'm
just being true.

Speaker 8 (01:57:42):
Do you feel like a friend?

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean I mean in the nice, sweetest way,
of course. But now, by the way, I decided to
check this out. What other words of the year have
they done? Okay, because when you look back, some of
these are pretty interesting. Some of them have lasted, some haven't.
I was going to say how many have been successful?

(01:58:05):
Here's one. Two thousand and nine, the word of the
year was tweet. Okay, which became a thing, and now
it's been muddied by now it's post I think. Yeah,
the Twitter bird, Now, yeah, that was really dumb move,
just to confuse everybody. Twenty twelve, the word of the

(01:58:25):
year was hashtag. Okay, that's that's still the thing, because
I always thought that was pound sign, right. Yeah, and
now it has a whole different meaning because it's because
you're tagging something. Twenty sixteen dumpster fire.

Speaker 8 (01:58:44):
Oh yeah, it feels like a big one.

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
Earlier twenty twenty, Sure, we sure did, didn't we? Covid
You can feel the heat come out.

Speaker 8 (01:59:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna say covid epidemic. What was Yeah? Those years?

Speaker 3 (01:59:05):
Yeah, some of these I have never had any I've
never heard anyone use them. Okay, is this pronounced ussy?
Us s y h ussy? But that was the basebook
year of the word, and twenty twenty twenty two, sure
it's not ussy sweet sweet us? Oh this this was this.

(01:59:28):
Listen to this, okay, an English language derived from the
word pussy used to create this is. I've never heard
anyone do this. Okay, Well continue, you know I can't.
It's you're talking in sentence fragments. Help us, help us,
help you. It's no, I can't go on. It gets
it gets really dirty.

Speaker 8 (01:59:47):
Oh you just said the word and that was a
world of a year. Yeah, us s y, Yeah, I'm familiar.
I was just hoping him at something I own an
operator one.

Speaker 3 (02:00:00):
No, no, no, no, it's the word of the year was ussy you
there was no p on Oh yeah, and it's but
that was in two thousand or two. I don't want
pussy nobody does you know something? And you thought this
was going to be a stupid segment? No, No, twenty
twenty four of the word of the year was raw dog.

(02:00:22):
Oh yeah in twenty four. Yeah, how do you use
that in a sentence? Yeah, but you can use the
term raw dog for a couple of a lot of things,
like you're supposed to the one I've heard the most
recent one is and that means it's over. But you're
supposed to be able to get on a plane and
complete your voice, your trap without any magazines or videos,

(02:00:46):
just raw dog your flight.

Speaker 7 (02:00:47):
My daughter is leaving on retreat today and she said,
I got a raw dog for two days. Like what
are you talking about? You no phone or tablets for
two days. It was like, good for you.

Speaker 3 (02:00:58):
Didn't that originate with a consensual non condom situation?

Speaker 4 (02:01:02):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:01:04):
Yeah, all right, you're calling you're calling. No, I think
that's the original we're all doing. Yeah, that's that's what
I thought. What do you call that? Monday nights. I
wish something weekdays. Weekday nights coming up, it's gonna be

(02:01:25):
sexy time with Ali Breen and we have interesting news
from the world of raccoons of all things. This is
a bizarre science story. And this is even more bizarre,
And this is a real thing. Sometimes women and actually
sometimes men have a situation in which they start emitting
milk from their armpits.

Speaker 15 (02:01:47):
What.

Speaker 3 (02:01:47):
Yeah, it's called armpit lactation. And it happens. It's out there.
We're gonna we're gonna fill you in on that. Uh,
and we'll find out those details from here at the
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Speaker 6 (02:02:38):
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Picks Sports Desk.

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Our winner for week eleven just announced. It's John Coop
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do you got going?

Speaker 8 (02:03:47):
Doctors have discovered why thirty five year old woman in
the Philippines started lactating from her arm pit.

Speaker 3 (02:03:53):
Ooh goodness.

Speaker 8 (02:03:55):
According to the case report, the woman went to the
hospital because she had swelling and both of her armpits.
The doctors needed the swollen areas and droplets of milk
leaked from the hair follicles.

Speaker 3 (02:04:07):
Oh oh, that's kind of gross.

Speaker 8 (02:04:10):
That is kind of gross. The patient, who had just
had a baby, said she had experienced swelling in her
armpits each time she had given birth in the past.

Speaker 3 (02:04:19):
You got milky pits.

Speaker 17 (02:04:21):
No, that's terrifying.

Speaker 3 (02:04:24):
No, we should plant out, miss allsman is in fact
heavy with child.

Speaker 8 (02:04:29):
What a weird way she's pregnant.

Speaker 3 (02:04:32):
That is like, that's like a standard the turn of
the century. People don't say it anymore because we're all
smarter now.

Speaker 10 (02:04:39):
But it's pretty fat thank you. Six and a half
months pregnant, look great, but not anywhere.

Speaker 12 (02:04:47):
No.

Speaker 8 (02:04:47):
I was gonna say, your colostrum hasn't come in yet.

Speaker 17 (02:04:49):
No, well there's some something there.

Speaker 8 (02:04:52):
Yeah, there is going on.

Speaker 17 (02:04:54):
Yeah what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (02:04:55):
But nothing like leak now you know. I mean you'll
wake up in the middle of the night, shirts soaked,
and that's when you'll know.

Speaker 10 (02:05:01):
I already asked if Donnie could milk me. Apparently it's
like every two hours.

Speaker 3 (02:05:04):
You have to, like you do if he can't. By
the way, we've just had several hundred men volunteer. Yeah,
it's obviously quite unusual.

Speaker 17 (02:05:14):
To have your how does it get over there to
your armpits?

Speaker 8 (02:05:18):
Doctors discovered that the lumps were polymastia, also known as
ectopic or accessory breasts.

Speaker 3 (02:05:25):
Accessory breast keep going ec topic.

Speaker 8 (02:05:29):
Breast tissue may grow in men or women at any
location along the milk line, including around the genitalia, the
glowin the thigh, or the vulva.

Speaker 3 (02:05:40):
Hello one stop shop and then if you go.

Speaker 8 (02:05:44):
Accessory breasts sometimes develop enough to include an areola and
a nipple.

Speaker 6 (02:05:52):
Well, is that like guys? It seems like all the
sexiest guys that voted the sexiest.

Speaker 3 (02:05:58):
Have a third nipple?

Speaker 8 (02:06:00):
Oh really?

Speaker 3 (02:06:00):
Yeah? Like I think uh Channing Tatum has a third nipple.
Mark Wahlberg. Wahlberg has a third nimple.

Speaker 8 (02:06:06):
Knowledge of men with third nipples is concerning.

Speaker 6 (02:06:10):
There's no reason to look at my show history, no
reason at all. I think Oske has a third nipple.
He's too embarrassed to mention it.

Speaker 3 (02:06:17):
Do you?

Speaker 9 (02:06:18):
I do not.

Speaker 7 (02:06:19):
But I had a girlfriend who had a third nipple.
I've never heard of a girl having a third below
the other one, about six inches down on her right,
and it had a tiny probably a little bit smaller
than a dime aerial and.

Speaker 3 (02:06:33):
A little nipple.

Speaker 8 (02:06:35):
If you flicked it, did it get hard?

Speaker 4 (02:06:37):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:06:37):
But she had no sexual feeling from it.

Speaker 9 (02:06:40):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:06:40):
Okay, gotcha.

Speaker 3 (02:06:40):
At least that's what she told me. Okay, I'm when
you touch me, I feel nothing, is what she said.
I'm going deep in this. I've read reading the whole
article here, this in Live Science, and it uses the
phrase the mammary ridge.

Speaker 6 (02:06:58):
Okay, old memory, isn't that stuff like we went on
vacation there?

Speaker 8 (02:07:03):
Once you got it, you got across right.

Speaker 3 (02:07:07):
Divorce, You got across a memory ridge. If you want
to get to the strip club, you know, and went
up there. He brought us guitar and we wade the
tunes for lady there.

Speaker 9 (02:07:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:07:21):
She was really handy for those folks with those uh
lactose intolerance. She had the lobster fingers, her arm pitching
and squeeze out almond milk. Unbelievable milk anything. Okay. Now
someone mentioned this like a washing machine during the break.
The reason I was late, I was looking this up

(02:07:42):
the long uh long a burger basket building.

Speaker 8 (02:07:46):
Well put long and burger.

Speaker 3 (02:07:48):
It's uh, it's a collectible basket.

Speaker 9 (02:07:50):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:07:51):
Well this they're very nice. This spells at l O
n g A b e r g R. This is
in Newark, Ohio, just east of Lumbus. Have you seen this? Sure,
sure I have. And it's not pronounced Newark. People who
know call it Nirk, do they. That's good? That's sorry, distracting,

(02:08:11):
but yeah, let's get back to the basket factory Burger
versus Longenburger. Someone mentioned the fact that because I'm talking
about how I like vehicles that are that are for example,
the wienermobile, someone mentioned buildings that are that look like
the product that they make you did, probably because I
always do.

Speaker 8 (02:08:31):
He's looking right at me. Yes, it was me that
said that.

Speaker 3 (02:08:34):
Okay, see so I don't know what are those called?

Speaker 8 (02:08:38):
But is that called something?

Speaker 11 (02:08:39):
Yeah, there's a name.

Speaker 3 (02:08:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (02:08:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:08:42):
All I know is I guess they have they've moved
out of it. Is that correct?

Speaker 8 (02:08:48):
And I think that it? Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 11 (02:08:50):
Yeah, I think there's.

Speaker 8 (02:08:51):
Also the Vera Bradley Building. Do they have one that
looks like you might be right?

Speaker 3 (02:08:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:08:56):
Yeah, vera giant purse.

Speaker 3 (02:08:58):
I know when this one went out, My my girlfriend
was a basket case. Don't they have a donut shop
in Los Angeles? Ship like a big donut? Is it Jerry's?
Are you sure?

Speaker 15 (02:09:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:09:13):
Okay, I said it with you know it's it's it's closed.
It's now a proctologists office, a little little paint and
fixed it all up. Uh. But what else have we
got over there?

Speaker 8 (02:09:26):
Chinese man is facing fierce online backlash after he is
After he is beginning a new relationship while his late
wife remains cryogenically preserved, Mister gooey Uhman decided to freeze
his wife. It's g u I and it's pronounced gooey.

Speaker 6 (02:09:46):
Can I talk to you, gooey, What are you doing gooey? No, ladies,
she's deceased.

Speaker 3 (02:09:53):
What's the problem. She had agreed, but when she wanted
to be frozen.

Speaker 8 (02:09:59):
Yes, but she's twenty seventeen after she was diagnosed with
terminal lung cancer, hoping future medical breakthroughs could one day
revive her.

Speaker 3 (02:10:09):
This was famously done by baseball great Ted Williams.

Speaker 8 (02:10:13):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (02:10:14):
Yes, it went bad though, and they've actually I believe,
I believe that they just eventually they cut off just
the head that they tried to keep the head alive. Yeah,
but then they all frost. But it's gross. Yeah, you know,
it's like it's like a package of peas freezer bird
that will never come back. The thing is they are

(02:10:35):
getting closer in this technology, though, haven't they didn't they
like freeze a mouse or something and brought it back.

Speaker 6 (02:10:42):
It's that's what you always yelled at me when we
used to talk about, don't show me a fly they
brought back.

Speaker 7 (02:10:48):
No, I think you can do that with a bee.
I was going to say, now put in your freezer.

Speaker 8 (02:10:53):
You can really you could put.

Speaker 3 (02:10:55):
A fly in your freezer. Is it become isn't just
the mobile.

Speaker 6 (02:11:00):
Get some refrigerator, though not crazy glue. Put a thread
on the back of it and the fly will fly
around on the end of your thread. I think that's
just a refrigerator. I don't think you free in any event. Yeah,
it really is true about Ted Williams. Sadly that's it's
a very unpleasant story. But there are people that are
in these places. I I hope they have a generic

(02:11:24):
generator going, because that's true. You got a power outage
for a few hours and a.

Speaker 3 (02:11:29):
I think that is what happened to Ted Williams. They
lost power, I thought, and it wasn't it wasn't it.
It's an Arizona or something. The last place you want
to be frozen. You think you have one of these
in the on the Arctic Circle. So in any event,
so this guy freezes have an update.

Speaker 7 (02:11:45):
Yes you can freeze and unfreeze bees.

Speaker 3 (02:11:48):
Wow, just bees. That's all that researched.

Speaker 8 (02:11:54):
That's a lie. Put it in your freezer.

Speaker 3 (02:11:59):
So it's not moving.

Speaker 7 (02:12:01):
You take it out, you let Anthol'll fly away.

Speaker 8 (02:12:03):
I might try.

Speaker 3 (02:12:04):
But how long can it be fro This lady's been
week thirty years. This lady's been frozen since twenty seventeen.

Speaker 6 (02:12:10):
Well, you know, you could you probably get a hold
of an iguana that falls out of a tree and
put a leaf. Yeah, but it's still alive when thought in.

Speaker 3 (02:12:18):
Any of it. So this guy, this guy's he's famous
in China anyway, he's a sports guy. So this would
be this would be like if Howard Coachell got frozen,
I would pick someone more contemporar. Who's your favorite sports guy? Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:12:32):
I really don't have one. Oh, Colin Cowhard Prokay yeah
Colin there, Colin? That'd be all right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:12:38):
I don't want to do anything bad to Colin, but no, no, no,
But it would be like if uh, this is a
bad analogy, isn't it. The point is this guy's well known,
so he freezes his wife. Now he's dating somebody else
and he's getting a lot of blowback.

Speaker 8 (02:12:51):
Yeah, what's just supposed to do?

Speaker 17 (02:12:52):
Wait until she thoughts and they fix her?

Speaker 3 (02:12:55):
Right, Well, that was the original idea. That's what he
said to her when they Yeah, did he say my
question is is she still alive? And they go, okay,
turn on the freezer or do they wait for her
to take her last breath and then freezer because I'm
guessing that it's China. I imagine the rules if you're
in rural China are pretty much well.

Speaker 6 (02:13:13):
I can't imagine a husband telling a wife something that
wasn't truthful, can you?

Speaker 8 (02:13:19):
Tom Gooey said, she can never replace my wife, but
I still need to move on with my life.

Speaker 3 (02:13:25):
Oh so that's right, Daddy needs attention. This would be
the greatest Jerry Springer of all time. She's been frozen
for thirty years. But you're a banging your secretary. But
let's bring her out. We thought her out. Okay, oh
gosh very much.

Speaker 6 (02:13:44):
That would be cool if they ever throw out somebody
on Jerry's Springer. See how many people would believe it.

Speaker 3 (02:13:50):
That's all that when I'm was braying, I brought that
lady back. That's gotta be real. I mean, this stuff's
gonna happen, right. You know who's great, that's Steve Wilks.
They're gonna figure this out. Oh yeah, they will. I
mean they're cloning who just cloned his dog? Tom Brady?

Speaker 8 (02:14:04):
Tom Brady, are you streisand has cloned the same dog
like four times?

Speaker 3 (02:14:10):
Yeah, that's the and what they want to tell you.
That's like the third, James Browland. We've had well, the
first two had had enough of Barbara just oh yeah,
they just walked into the ocean. You never see Josh.
You ever see Josh going visiting this James Browland on
Father's Day? No, you never do. I see not the

(02:14:31):
same one. So we'll see. But you know someone's going
to do that. There's going to be some doctor no
type guy and some island in the Pacific that starts
cloning people. Oh yeah, that's right, Oh for sure. I
mean you had guys that made sex dolls out of
uh that looked exactly like their former wife and stuff.
Oh yeah, we had that a couple of years ago.

(02:14:54):
Why would you pick your wife? I missed the nagging. Well,
I think the sex dolls you control the voice, although
I suppose the newer ones you could probably do the
AI voice stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:15:10):
I don't think they're I don't think if you if
you really look at it, there's probably not a need
for them to have a voice.

Speaker 3 (02:15:18):
That's probably not an option that they worry about.

Speaker 4 (02:15:20):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:15:20):
I would think that there would be men who would
want to have there saying certain things just said on
Dirty Talk. Yeah, that's exactly right. Knew it harder. This
is weird, but I find that incredibly arousing. What what
your dirties?

Speaker 5 (02:15:36):
Robot?

Speaker 3 (02:15:37):
Tom is a dirty robot. I like that. I can't
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This is very to scream for it. Yeah. I mentioned
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Speaker 8 (02:16:41):
I do know how fortune cook.

Speaker 3 (02:16:45):
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Yeah?

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Stephensinger dot com. Coming up Sexy time with Ali Breen.
We're in the Riley Auto Parts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show. Hey there, welcome back to the

(02:18:07):
Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
There's jess Hooker here I am. There's Jessica Olsman. Hello, Hello,
Jeff Hosker Hello, there's Ash Cosby.

Speaker 6 (02:18:16):
I'm Chick mcgeeh, Pat Godwin's round here somewhere and hello Tom.

Speaker 17 (02:18:22):
He gone.

Speaker 8 (02:18:23):
I think he thinks the show is over. He Oh,
that's he ate a radish. The size of my fist
now is belly ERDs bally?

Speaker 3 (02:18:34):
Yeah? They but he loved it. Yeah he I we
didn't realize you brought in this huge bag and everyone
thought they were sweet potatoes. They're radishes and.

Speaker 8 (02:18:46):
Uh daycon purple radish.

Speaker 3 (02:18:50):
And that sounds like better radishes through science, and he
ate a whole one and now he's got a really
bad belly eggs.

Speaker 8 (02:18:56):
Yeah, it's a lot of radish. But that's okay because
we have a guest.

Speaker 3 (02:18:59):
Now, okay, I think we do. Are we ready?

Speaker 12 (02:19:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:19:00):
There we go. It's the lovely Ali Breen. Where are you?

Speaker 16 (02:19:05):
I'm in Boston, all right?

Speaker 3 (02:19:07):
Okay? Yeah, whose house is that?

Speaker 18 (02:19:10):
It's it's it's an airbnb, but it's done up like
an old like colonial in it's pretty amazing.

Speaker 16 (02:19:15):
It's really cool.

Speaker 3 (02:19:16):
Yeah. I like that arch behind you. That's really nice. No,
I could live here.

Speaker 16 (02:19:21):
It's like a full cute little yeah colonial apartment.

Speaker 3 (02:19:25):
It looks like my old house.

Speaker 14 (02:19:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:19:28):
Uh, Ali Breen is our guest. Ali is a very
fine stand up comedian and she is uh reachable in
the world of social media at a L L I
B R E E. And I emphasized that because we
like you to send her letters about your love troubles
and we are standing by to assist. We have a
great crew here, including mister Oske and we have the

(02:19:50):
very pregnant Jessica Ahlsman here.

Speaker 4 (02:19:53):
Ell.

Speaker 3 (02:19:53):
Yeah, and I did not mean to insult her. Have
you ever heard the phrase heavy with child? I don't
think so, no anybody.

Speaker 16 (02:20:04):
It does sound politically incorrect. Now, it doesn't sound like
a good friend.

Speaker 3 (02:20:07):
That's why I said it, child, you look great, and children,
because there was a time I was trying to explain
to her you couldn't say the word pregnant on television.

Speaker 8 (02:20:19):
It's crazy, insane.

Speaker 4 (02:20:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:20:23):
If you if you read about the early like in
the birthing in the early United States, and men weren't
allowed to be weren't allowed to look at this incredibly,
how incredible, how stupid our civilization was. But you look,
you look great, Jessica.

Speaker 18 (02:20:37):
But I bring up the fact that you and I
also I love that she's scored storts regularly, but with
like hormones raging.

Speaker 17 (02:20:45):
Such a low tolerance.

Speaker 3 (02:20:47):
Yeah, but I do want to say this, what is
happening with her is the result of activity in the
realm we call sexy time. Just to be just to
be clear, Okay, most of the time. There is also
the test tube thing, but we'll move on. We have
any do we have any do we have any letters?
We do?

Speaker 16 (02:21:05):
Dear Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:21:06):
My wife is starting to ask if I like bands
I've never heard of? And shopping for new clothes and
wearing new clothes and makeup. I know it's a red flager.
She starts working out, But does this kind of thing
mean the same thing? Do you guys think she's cheating?

Speaker 3 (02:21:19):
Way? Wait a minute, read the beginning again. What's happening?

Speaker 18 (02:21:24):
His wife is starting to ask if she likes bands
that he's never heard of. She's like, oh, have you
heard the new Taylor Swift album or whatever?

Speaker 16 (02:21:30):
He's like, what, We've never listened to that before.

Speaker 10 (02:21:33):
Maybe she's just trying to keep up with the times,
because some people do keep up with like new music,
do you know what I mean? And then other people like, no,
I've got my set, I'm done.

Speaker 8 (02:21:42):
Yeah, I mean new clothes you said, and new makeup?

Speaker 17 (02:21:47):
Yeah, well you got to get rid of the old makeup.
It doesn't last forever.

Speaker 3 (02:21:50):
Maybe she's trying to look look better for him. I
don't know.

Speaker 17 (02:21:56):
Is it glitter makeup?

Speaker 8 (02:21:57):
That would be weird?

Speaker 17 (02:21:59):
Rhyanestones, there's nothing wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:22:01):
Maybe you know, sometimes people go, hey, I need to
do make some changes.

Speaker 6 (02:22:04):
About the only about the only telltale sign over my
years on the planet is that if significant other comes
home and immediately takes a shower, that might be somewhat
of a red flag.

Speaker 3 (02:22:20):
Yeah, or some guys underwear in her glove box. Well, yeah,
I'm trying to start at square one, right.

Speaker 10 (02:22:31):
I think she's just trying to keep up with like
maybe her friends and stuff, and it has nothing to
do with you.

Speaker 8 (02:22:35):
Yeah, I don't think so. And I have to tell
you guys, this will remind you we are not the
same person. Every day. Every day we wake up a
completely new person. So she's going through a phase getting
some new music.

Speaker 3 (02:22:47):
Yeah, but every day I wake up and I feel
like I've been thrown down a metal stairs. Can you
make that go away?

Speaker 9 (02:22:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:22:53):
Sorry, okay, just saying, you know what you need is
listen that new Tailor album. Not a hippie I've heard
it's good.

Speaker 18 (02:23:00):
That's a good record, but a good record with you
can always snooper phone and see what's going on.

Speaker 3 (02:23:06):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (02:23:08):
That's one way to find out.

Speaker 7 (02:23:10):
You could ask him, or he could ask her, just
to be like, hey, I've noticed your are you like
doing a glow up thing, or I noticed you seem
happier now.

Speaker 8 (02:23:21):
With somebody.

Speaker 4 (02:23:24):
Making you happier.

Speaker 3 (02:23:27):
By the way, I did get you some passes for
the gym. Since you've started, you might as well drop thirty.
Here's your tanning sessions. Let's move on. Ali Breen is
our guest. What have you got? Ali?

Speaker 16 (02:23:40):
Dear Ali, My husband had an affair and I still
wanted to try to stay together and work it out,
but he left saying he's happier than he's ever been.

Speaker 3 (02:23:50):
Whistling. Okay, okay, this one's this one's gonna be tough.
Already sad. What a brutal what a mean guy?

Speaker 19 (02:23:57):
Well, now the girl must have broken up with him
because he said he wants to come home and he
made a huge mistake.

Speaker 18 (02:24:03):
I love him and I want him back, But shouldn't
he have at least shouldn't at least have to work
really hard to get me back?

Speaker 12 (02:24:08):
Now?

Speaker 16 (02:24:08):
I hate that he just assumes I'll take him back,
but I do want him.

Speaker 4 (02:24:11):
What do I do here?

Speaker 3 (02:24:12):
I can't imagine why he'd want to get away from you.

Speaker 17 (02:24:17):
You deserve so much better.

Speaker 8 (02:24:18):
Don't just take him back?

Speaker 17 (02:24:19):
Make him work?

Speaker 3 (02:24:21):
Yeah, there you go, that's where you want.

Speaker 8 (02:24:22):
To be in a relationship, get some expensive gifts out
of it, you know. Yeah, yeah, milk it girl, get it.

Speaker 16 (02:24:29):
You're not just one statement alone. I'm happier that I've
ever been.

Speaker 8 (02:24:33):
He's yeah, and you know what, she's never going to
forget that.

Speaker 17 (02:24:36):
He said that because heat again.

Speaker 3 (02:24:39):
Never, I'm going to put an end to that.

Speaker 1 (02:24:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:24:42):
Yeah, this poor guy, he's going to be doing the
dishes and taking out the garbage even when it's not garbage.

Speaker 17 (02:24:47):
Day one day and then quit and be like, aren't
you happier with me?

Speaker 7 (02:24:51):
You have yeah, I don't know, or have him back
and like embroider your pillows with like, I've never been happier.

Speaker 3 (02:25:00):
You're very good.

Speaker 8 (02:25:01):
Yes, yeah, you have some fun.

Speaker 16 (02:25:04):
So she takes him back, and that girl calls again.
He'll probably leave again until.

Speaker 8 (02:25:09):
Something shiny comes again.

Speaker 4 (02:25:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:25:13):
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 10 (02:25:15):
You don't love him, you just love not being alone. Yeah,
you go get a boyfriend, Yeah, find someone else, maybe
one of his friends.

Speaker 3 (02:25:23):
Or have sex with and get back. There's a new twist,
but we could do this everyone here. You want to hurt,
your man.

Speaker 4 (02:25:36):
Is available.

Speaker 3 (02:25:37):
We'll provide the photographs. Yeah, Okay, let's move on it
once again. We're speaking with Ali breen A L L
I B R E E N. I. Spell it out
because you can find her on your favorite social media
platform and send us your love help letters. We'd love
to help you.

Speaker 18 (02:25:51):
What have we got, Dear Ali, I'm newly divorced and
I'm dating with two teen children. My son's been great
about it, but my daughter's been a nightmare. She says
she wants to stay at her dad's house because I
have strange men coming through the house constantly. I'm a
strict parent, and she's just using it as an excuse
to act out or live with her dad, who has
no rules. I've introduced them to one date who I

(02:26:12):
went out with for two months, and I'm still currently dating.

Speaker 4 (02:26:15):
What do I do here?

Speaker 8 (02:26:17):
Call a therapist?

Speaker 3 (02:26:19):
No, boy, you're always going to get the one versus another.

Speaker 16 (02:26:24):
The kids are good at being manipulative. You know, I
grew up with divorce parents. We would play people off
against each other.

Speaker 8 (02:26:31):
Yeah, I'm getting something out of this.

Speaker 17 (02:26:33):
Yeah, if the dad lets her do whatever, she knows
what she's doing.

Speaker 4 (02:26:37):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (02:26:37):
But this woman is not parading a bunch of men
through the hallways.

Speaker 16 (02:26:42):
No, yeah, she said she's introduced them to one person.

Speaker 8 (02:26:45):
Yeah, I wonder how fresh the divorce is, you know,
not to get too serious, or how cool the dad is,
or how cool the dad is.

Speaker 4 (02:26:52):
That's true too, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:26:54):
Yeah, that's an odd game to have to play.

Speaker 17 (02:26:57):
Yeah, just keep the guys away from her.

Speaker 3 (02:26:59):
Sorry, kids, we can't hang out in town this weekend
because of those Disney World tickets. Oh that's a shame. Yeah,
I guess you bet on the wrong horse.

Speaker 14 (02:27:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:27:11):
Well I hear you have school next week, but I
called them up and canceled because we're so we're going
to Cedar Point. I'm sure you know, Dad the bus boy,
we'll be able to take you anywhere you'd lie. We
have time for a couple more, Alley, let's go. What
do you got, dear Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:27:28):
My husband wants to have sex and strange places when
we're out, like at restaurants.

Speaker 3 (02:27:33):
Well, you can't have sex and strange places when you're home.
You know you can if you're if you're talking orifices.
Oh yeah, that's a good point. In the huh she means,
she means locations. I guess, strange locations. Sights.

Speaker 16 (02:27:49):
I said we're going to get arrested and embarrassed.

Speaker 18 (02:27:51):
And he said, even if we're caught, people will think
it's cute because we're married.

Speaker 3 (02:27:55):
Yeah, you guys, Actually no, the possibility is you'll be
uh sex offender and register to report to your neighbors.
There's a hilarious scene in the Woody Allen movie called
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But We're
Afraid to Ask? Is a very funny segment of that
in which it's this lady can only get excited in

(02:28:15):
situations like that. It's very funny. But yeah, that this
is a problematic.

Speaker 10 (02:28:22):
Can you just compromise and maybe do it in the
car somewhere like where it's parked on a street, in
your own driveway?

Speaker 3 (02:28:29):
Yes, you could. Still, you could still get arrested.

Speaker 7 (02:28:31):
You're like, instead of doing it behind the Chili's, you
do it inside the chili's dumpster.

Speaker 3 (02:28:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, that'd be no wonder. Jeffs I'll bring
himself up if you've done it inside a Chili's dumpster. Well,
I guess you're quite the adventurer. Yes, well, okay, is that.

Speaker 16 (02:28:51):
Like exhibitionist stuff when people do that? Or is it
just the thrill of getting caught.

Speaker 8 (02:28:56):
I don't know if he is insisting on doing it
all the time, they could talk to a psychiatrist.

Speaker 3 (02:29:01):
It's probably similar to the people who shoplift that have
tons of money, Yeah, that they get they you know,
they'll arrest someone and they've got three thousand dollars in
cash and they've just stolen a five dollars donut or something.

Speaker 7 (02:29:13):
And I take a quick survey. I have a theory
that every woman has shoplifted. Have all three of you
women shoplifted before?

Speaker 9 (02:29:19):
Well?

Speaker 10 (02:29:19):
I think the worst thing I did was to eat
a gummy bear like when I was a kid. No,
I don't like in that little candy vending.

Speaker 3 (02:29:25):
Have you shoplifted?

Speaker 16 (02:29:27):
Oh yeah, I got caught when I was a kid.

Speaker 18 (02:29:29):
I stole a nail polish and a chapstick and I
went like they acted like I was going to jail.

Speaker 16 (02:29:33):
I never shopped.

Speaker 7 (02:29:35):
Woman I know has shoplate. Well obviously not everyone.

Speaker 16 (02:29:39):
Your friends like goed you on.

Speaker 18 (02:29:41):
If you have like a sleepover, you know, and you
go to the mall, Yeah, you'll get talked into shoplifting
when you're a kid.

Speaker 3 (02:29:47):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (02:29:47):
Ninety of shoplifters women and old people. Oh really, yeah,
absolutely no, not me.

Speaker 3 (02:29:52):
Sorry, no, I mean I've never been into that at all.
There was the time. Okay, Allie, let's squeeze in one more.

Speaker 16 (02:30:01):
What do you got, dear Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:30:04):
My boyfriend has a foot fetish and loves to worship
my feet. It wasn't my thing, but now I like
it as he oils at my feet and massages them
and then he uses them to massage parts of him.

Speaker 4 (02:30:13):
But whatever.

Speaker 16 (02:30:16):
Was going off the other day when he was in.

Speaker 3 (02:30:17):
The shower, whatever, I'm sorry. I didn't hear what happened.
I heard the word alarm. What happened?

Speaker 19 (02:30:24):
His phone alarm went off when he was in the shower,
and I went to go turn it off, and there
were a slew of texts with pictures of girls talking
dirty to him and taking foot foot and sending foots.

Speaker 16 (02:30:36):
It doesn't appear that he met up with any of them,
but I'm crushed. What would you guys do?

Speaker 3 (02:30:41):
I think this sounds take your feet away? This sounds
right on the nose, though it doesn't. This guy's that
into something.

Speaker 17 (02:30:47):
That weirds have a variety of feet.

Speaker 6 (02:30:50):
You have to call him out for I let him know,
hang on, it's not necessarily weird. It's their mister.

Speaker 3 (02:30:56):
Judge him from your feet. I'll tell you you well,
you could. You could bring it up right when you've
got your feet poised and just the right spot.

Speaker 4 (02:31:09):
Yep.

Speaker 17 (02:31:09):
Give him a chance to tell the truth. Go am
I the only feet you're seeing.

Speaker 9 (02:31:14):
And then.

Speaker 16 (02:31:17):
Seeing the other feet, and he is just texting and
seeing pictures of him? Is that like partners?

Speaker 4 (02:31:22):
That way too?

Speaker 10 (02:31:24):
Text It becomes like personal You can just google feet
look at him without having him personally texted you with
little messages.

Speaker 8 (02:31:32):
Like yes, so are these people that he knows? Like
does he solicit at work? Like, hey, she looks like
she's got hot feet.

Speaker 3 (02:31:39):
I'm either has to be a clearing house online where
you can get ladies that will do this for a fee.

Speaker 16 (02:31:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's a million foot sights, I think.

Speaker 3 (02:31:48):
Yeah, oh, there's probably guys that want to have you
do this little piggy thing. Oh yeah, oh for sure.
It's like the cross extra. Yeah, Ali, are you working
this weekend? Are you up in Boston for the whole week?

Speaker 16 (02:32:06):
I'm staying Boston.

Speaker 18 (02:32:07):
I might put some shows together here, but I haven't
really figured it out yet.

Speaker 16 (02:32:10):
I just have one of my friend Dave shows going on,
but uh, I might be okay, so I will post
it on Instagram if I am.

Speaker 3 (02:32:17):
What is the status of the thing you're building that?
What is it a little condo or something in Florida?
You're going to be Airbnb done.

Speaker 16 (02:32:24):
It's up and running. It's to be cleaned up too,
because I think I told you there was a party. Yeah,
that happened immediately.

Speaker 3 (02:32:30):
People Do people know? Do people know that it's yours?

Speaker 8 (02:32:34):
No?

Speaker 16 (02:32:34):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (02:32:35):
I mean, do you think you.

Speaker 18 (02:32:36):
One or two times people have inquired about it and
then been like, are you a comedian from New York?

Speaker 16 (02:32:41):
Like to look up my name occasionally, but otherwise.

Speaker 3 (02:32:44):
Now would that add value to it? If you could
stay at Ay Breen's place.

Speaker 4 (02:32:49):
I don't know. We'll see.

Speaker 16 (02:32:50):
Maybe I should advertise it.

Speaker 17 (02:32:52):
You might have more of a cleanup to worry about after.

Speaker 3 (02:32:55):
Maybe some photographs. Ali, it's always a pleasure. You're so great,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 16 (02:33:00):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (02:33:01):
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We talk about a lot of gadgets and gizmos on
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a like the aura around the sun or something, and

(02:33:22):
an aura frame is it's you've seen those digital frames
that have multiple pictures. This one's really gone to the
next level where you can take great pictures and you
can load them from remote locations. I know Miss Hooker
has been using this thing already. Yeah, it's really cool.

Speaker 8 (02:33:39):
We're gonna set one up here and we're gonna have
allsman send us pictures of her new baby while she's
on maternity lea, Oh, you'll love those pictures.

Speaker 10 (02:33:47):
Oh, but that's something you can do no matter who
it is, Like someone in the family can just upload
a photos.

Speaker 3 (02:33:54):
With Thanksgiving, it's always important to take photographs, and there
are certain awkward moments, like you've got the group there
together and let's just say one of your baby daughters
brought a boyfriend and then she's in the picture. Remember
that scene in The Godfather where he calls the girlfriend
in And then you've got to the next year. Somehow
you realize, wait a minute, let's do one of just

(02:34:17):
the family. You know, Hey, Susie, can you go anywhere else?
You can take them back in case this doesn't work out,
that's a good strategy. That's a good one. And now
there's that technology. Have you seen this thing where you just, uh,
you take your your iPhone or whatever and you can
just press this little thing and the person disappears.

Speaker 8 (02:34:37):
Yes, it's wonderful.

Speaker 3 (02:34:38):
That's really handy.

Speaker 9 (02:34:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:34:40):
But this Aura frame is super cool because you could
preload it and then maybe give it to your your
mom or your aunt or whoever, and then you can
load new stuff onto it. It's really cool.

Speaker 9 (02:34:52):
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Speaker 8 (02:36:50):
Yeah, I'll take that accurate.

Speaker 3 (02:36:53):
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it going great?

Speaker 10 (02:37:00):
Baby brain's been kind of weird. I had like one
of those points, what do you call it, the ultrasound
appointment they're checking the anatomy blah blah blah. And these
offices are right next to each other, and so you
share one bathroom, if that makes sense, two exam rooms,
and you go a little hallway and there's a bathroom.
So when I left my exam room to go to
the bathroom and I came out, I didn't know where
I came from. And it's like there's only two doors

(02:37:20):
to choose from, and I was like whispering, like doney, hey,
but no one answered. So I opened up the door
and I chose the wrong one and walked in on
another woman getting a transvaginal exam, which is basically a
dildo ultrasound.

Speaker 8 (02:37:33):
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Speaker 3 (02:37:37):
Transvaginal exam starring not like the Siberian Orchestra. I bet
you've given a couple of but I have done.

Speaker 9 (02:37:49):
I did the.

Speaker 3 (02:37:52):
The forty no, the two door thing. This was not
my current physician. This was a few years back and
they wanted a urine sample. And how do I explain this?
I did the the tie off if you will. Where what?

Speaker 9 (02:38:11):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:38:12):
The room that I was in only had a sink, okay,
and I thought I would skip going down the hallway
to the toilet. So I do you have the So
I filled it the vessel yeah, but I but it
it was too It was really full, and I thought
I had I had to finish her off. So I

(02:38:32):
walked to the door and I kind of put the
thing down and I flung the door open, thinking it
was the bathroom and it was the lobby. Oh gosh,
you needless to say that. There was some poor kid
looking at highlights for children. Daddy, I found the penis there. Yeah,
they need to mark those doors in doctor's offices a
little better. But that situation, that's like they used to

(02:38:56):
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and Jack and Jill bed room on suee or something
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that anymore. Right, No, it with Jack and Jill would
mean you'd have two bedrooms with a bathroom between them
and that. But I was told recently by a real Oh,
you can't use master bedroom anymore. I know that, And

(02:39:17):
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