The BOB & TOM Show - November 20, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's the Bob and Tom Show. From the people who
brought you The Sounds of Halloween and the Sounds of Christmas.
Bob and Tom Show proudly presents the audio collection The

(00:37):
Sounds of Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Marvin who changed the temperature on the oven? My hands
are burning, My yands are burning.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yes, if you can't make it home this Thanksgiving, we'll
bring the holiday home to you with the Sounds of Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
You're overcooking the turkey, Roger.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
The turkey's fine.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's not fine, Roger. It's gonna be all dry and
crusty Alice.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
The only thing dry and crusty around here is in
your pants, Mody. That sounds of Thanksgiving. And we didn't
forget your stoner brother at the dinner table either.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yo, dude, Could you pass me more of the gravy?
You guys ever, try mayonnaise on jello, No Gamma, those
brownies ain't for you.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
The Sounds of Thanksgiving will keep you stress free by
reminding you that you're not actually dealing with the show
that is Thanksgiving with your family. Kimberly, your cat just
peede on me.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
That's a pillow you're petting. Uncle Clarence who just pissed
your pants again?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh okay, and we didn't forget your drunk, socially awkward
teenage nephew, Clayton.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
If I get the biggest part of the wishbone, I'm
gonna wish that the girl next door keeps shaving with
her curtains open. My mom says it's okay for me
to drink bourbon. Do you ever look at the website
beaver Hunt. I'm thinking about becoming an astronaut. I'm not hungry.
I just snorted the last of my Adderall Hey, who's
that hot milk?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Quit staring, Clayton, she's your aunt. Feeling empty and all alone.
Get Bob and Tom's the sounds of Thanksgiving and rest easy,
knowing that it could be worse. You could actually be home.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Jack my back, Larry, it's not stripping, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Bless you and the horse you rode in on. Mother
as If you order right now, we'll fore in for free.
The sounds of Black Friday from Bob and Tom.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Audio for doctor.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Hello, Hi there from Neil Riley Hono Park Studio. It's
the Bomb and Tom Show. From the Silac Insurance news
desk that she looks like a secret agent or a
cat burger. It's the girl from Uncle Jeff Hooker. Hello,
black head to toe, remember the turtle neck girl.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm doing what you hate. I have brown pants.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
On April Dancer, Stephanie Powers, April Dancer, the girl from Uncle.
The bad guys are from Noel Harrison. I think Russia.
That right, rush mouth infection? Yeah, hey, speaking of mouth infections,
there's pad heyk them all right?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Are you doing, Buddy good? What you had to earliest?

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (03:34):
I was fine an hour?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, bradish belly I had.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
We had to tell Willy what We have a wall
of Griswolds over here by the way, So here we go. Pat,
tell Willy what happened yesterday.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
Well, they came in with these huge radishes.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
They're called Deacon radishes, and.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
They were It was delicious. They looked like sweet potatoes.
They were not They're irradiated or something.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
As I have.

Speaker 8 (04:01):
A theory about this. Years ago, Pat said they be
like radishes on the show. I think you said that
as a mistake. I don't know if you thought it
was the wrong vegetable. And now I feel like we're
shoving radishes down your throat. Okay, so you had a
bunch of took a huge bite.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
I loved it. I ate the whole thing. And then
we had an issue.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
And Willie's defense though, Pat has embellished a story or
two and that has become something he's had to live
with for years. He'll he'll do that every now.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
Here's the sad part. They're all true. He ate unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, this raw radish the size of a potato.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, he just ate the whole thing. Yeah, he ate
it exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I will ask you this. I don't think you meant
to take that big a bite, is that correct?

Speaker 7 (04:42):
I did mean that. I took off the air. I
ate the rest of it.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
What was And then in the last hour of the show,
Pat had to leave because you're a sit down later.
What happened?

Speaker 8 (04:54):
You know?

Speaker 7 (04:54):
I did have a sit down about three hours later
in that well, I don't think that's the way it works.
But okay, yeah, very constitution. It was moving everything out
I think out of the way. We're glad you made it,
thank you. Yeah, okay, so you want to finish the intros.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
However, Josh is now that's Willie Griswold where Thursday's cosbyting
I hate Steven Singer sidekicks you.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
OK.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks Sports desk. Hello, Tom,
A couple of quick things. Uh, looking forward. You're very excited.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
We have our winner for our that four K TV
and visa gift card from Orange Gen Souls. It's Edward Carver.
Congratulations to mister Carver. Edward car Edward Washington Carver.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh, I don't know about that.

Speaker 9 (05:41):
Maybe that's a typo Edward congratulations, sir. Uh and thank
you Orange in Souls. Also, we have our winner. We'll
be talking to our winner later today, I believe. Are
we talking to him today or tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Thursday? Always Thursday. It's uh, it's just not on the
board there. It's Shoe into the Week, John Coop right there,
right there on the board. I just saw Al Jackson
right there on the board for me with the color.
Not only that, but Shoe into the Week is in
yellow and John Coop's name is in pink. That's what
threw me against a black background. Remember where mister Coop
is from. You can't miss I don't know, oh, Designsville.

(06:20):
Because if your name is Cooper, your nickname is always Coop. Right,
if your name is Coop, then what's your nickname?

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Coop?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Gotta be Coop?

Speaker 8 (06:25):
Okay, but that's his name. Well, we'll have to find out.
I call my cousin Cooper. I call him Coop. My
phone calls him co Op, So maybe that could be
the cool way to go for it, co Op.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'm kind of sure to make it longer though.

Speaker 9 (06:37):
I love it when when your phone tries to pronounce names.
Good luck with Kostaki. He calls him coast to key.
It sounds like coast to coast, But congratulations, and mister
Coop will talk to him. And if you'd like to
enter for week twelve, you've got most of today to
get that. To get that done because the Thursday night
or starts are off, as they say, it'll be weak.

(07:00):
Well in the NFL, just go to bobintom dot com
slash contest and just pick the winners.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Who are you referring to when starts are off? Is
that that's a reference to the Alman Brothers of course?

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
And and what's on? Well?

Speaker 9 (07:11):
What album Live at the film work where where Dwayne
Allman says Barry starts her.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Off once again? Tom, Your your memories, your experiences, everyone else.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
I just had a friend of mine who is really
getting into vinyl, and he's younger than I am, and
he wanted my tips on classic rock and I got
him the he did, Yes, I got him.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Is that the way you heard it? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (07:38):
I got him the Live at the Filmore album, which
is one of the greatest records ever made, where you'll
hear Dwayne go Barry starts are off.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Great Barry Oakley on bass, but yeah, highly well worth
listening to you. Perhaps Jason, you can isolate the Barry
starts are off and we can play it later on
the show.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
He shook his head.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Always getting in his car. He's speeding away. Yesterday I
had a says, he's gotspelling.

Speaker 9 (08:03):
Yesterday I had a chance to talk to actor comedian
Tim Allen. Talked to him for quite a long time.
We're going to play a part of that interview. Tim
is just so funny. And I was talking to someone
to say I talked to Tim Allen today, the comedian,
and they went, what you know Tim Allen a comedian.
They a certain level of whatever generation only knows him

(08:26):
as the actor.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, buzz Lightyear.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
Of course, we talked a little bit about Toy Story five,
which he's actually he said he's in the studio today.
He goes, I'll be doing that for five hours today
and next next week he's meeting up with Tom Hanks
in New York. But Tim Allen, the reason I bring
it up is love talking about great live comedy shows.
I know Willie's got one coming up Saturday.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
Oh yeah, where are you going to be going to
Cincinnati bombs Way Comedy Okay?

Speaker 9 (08:53):
And then mister Godwin is also going to be in
Ohio at the Youngstown Funny Farm. And Tim Allen coming
up next year, He's got a couple of dates. He'll
be in Boise at the Morrison Center Saturday, January tenth,
and at the Bob Hope Theater and Stocked on Saturday
February seventh, and then in Vegas in mid April at
the MGM Grant at the David Copperfield Theater David copper Field.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Did I say that.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
I didn't mean correct me if I'm a ropper Field Theater.
I'm just saying, if you get a chance, Tim is
a great stand up.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
If you're not familiar with this, bombing in comedy is
not great. I thought about that in the or the
name of the bombs Away. It's called bombs Away, So
it's kind of like Smuckers with a name like bombs Away.
It's got to be funny, right, good point. Yeah, if
they get it right out there in front, we suck comedy.
Right now, when you're in the toilet, do you ever

(09:42):
say bombs away? Or I do a countdown on PLoP?
Did you ever do the thing where you're hovering and
you go thirty seconds over Tokyo? Absolutely okay. I got
the Rising Sun bandana, I got the I looked like
a guitar player and princess band I'm unbelievable. You see
that great movie thirty seconds over Tokyo. Oh, it's playing

(10:03):
right now at the house. Are you crazy? It's always playing.
I think Chick's like, no, no, no, trying to get along, Tom,
trying to get along.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
They were we were all wearing black. We're just trying
to get.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Along wearing black. Okay, I'll see. Oh wait a minute,
everybody is kind of wearing black today. You don't have to.
Just that's pointed out that I look like the hip
young young reverend for the for the youth group.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Oh you with your white shirt?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
White shirt under there. All right, kids, Now, what do
you think about Jesus anybody?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
What is the most grown up job you've ever had?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
The most grown up job I've ever had?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, weren't you a PD or something somewhere?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Was a director the whole thing? Yeah, you were the
program director?

Speaker 8 (10:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Are the hire and fire I did?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, I was a program director twice. Boy, that was
a terrible job.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah. Were you good at it?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (10:53):
No?

Speaker 9 (10:54):
But in this really, in this room, excuse me, in
this building. I think we've had twenty That sounds right. Yeah,
A couple of them had two stints, if you will
in any event, coming up, we have your letters.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I had a fire guy named Sparky.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
How'd that go?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
His name was Sparky on the ear, I said, Sparky,
I'm sorry, we're gonna let you go. And it wasn't
my idea, it was the owner was insane and he lived.
He that was the only radio station he owned.

Speaker 9 (11:23):
Was Yeah, he was kind of And then you know
my star where I had to I had to bail
out our cross dressing overnight guy.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
I do remember this great guy, but I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
No, you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, I got the phone call. I went down to
the police station and can I say his name? It
was his first at Len was wearing a he was
actually wearing. Just let him change.

Speaker 9 (11:48):
No, they didn't keep him. I mean, that's the thing.
They arrested him. I knew nothing about this, and I
was fairly naive, but I went. I went and got him,
and he came out and he was wearing one of
his wife's dresses. And I would later find out his
wife knew that he liked to do this, and she
was okay with it. Sometimes he was a very slender guy,
and he had that super thin, real long hair, but

(12:11):
not balding thin, but just wish it was like kid
rock that kind of Yes, yes, that hair. But so
he looked somewhat lady like, I guess.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
You have makeup on and everything.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, And that was his thing. Was he hot?

Speaker 9 (12:24):
No, But he was the other aspect of it was
he was a terrific music jock.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
He was really good. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
But yeah, So that's that was my ped That's I
guess my most exciting experience with the program director having
to go to the county jail in Vlusha County, Florida.
I'll have you know, thank you very much. Coming up, Willie.
We were talking about the Wiener Mobile.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh yeah, big fan, big fan, and the Bananamobile huge fan,
which once again, the Bananamobile has the seats one in
front of the other like an old biplane. The Bananamobile,
if you will, is the kind of this sports car. Yeah,
of the food related and we are in negotiations with
the Bananamobile guy to get it here I think in

(13:10):
the month of May. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, it's in hibernation right now because it's a convertible.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
So oh, okay, that only makes sense. But we got
talking about you know what you've been it go black
and the I'm not big on the federal government in general,
but I do think there should be some kind of
a tax thing in which if you make an automobile
or a truck that resembles the products your company makes,

(13:34):
there should be some huge tax bonus. So suddenly we
would see, you know, really cool trucks all over the world,
all over the United States anyway that look like And
so we have several people that have made some suggestions
about what companies should do trucks. I'm not sure I
can get this tax thing through. I think they're busy
with other stuff. I've long been a champion of anybody

(13:55):
who makes money before at nine am. That's all tax free.

Speaker 9 (13:58):
I'd like to see that that's just just as reasonable
as not taxing tip money. I second that that would
be a completely reasonable thing in today's in today's world.
But that's all coming up. So we have your letters
and some suggestions about what companies should be making vehicles
that look like the product that they make now. Right now,
a couple of other things coming up. Let's see I mentioned, Oh,

(14:19):
comedian Al Jackson and comedian Mark Shallafu. Mister Shallafoo will
be our guest. Uh, the Schallafo right yeah, like school
like foo fighters, I don't know them.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Very funny.

Speaker 9 (14:33):
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Speaker 1 (17:11):
Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back
to the Boba Top Show. At the silac in Shirts
news desk, It's Jeff Hooker, It's me. She's writing a
bulletin down. I'm assuming some breaking news weather update. There
you go. There's Pat Godwin chick big time song. This
all you got? Oh yeah, there's Willie Grizswold morning. He's

(17:33):
at the I hate Steven Singer sidekickchair. Got all the
Grizzwoldts on one side of the room. The weight of
their personalities is tipping the room. The words you're looking
for is gravat, gravatas. There's as Cosby and I like
the gravitas that that makes it sound even more pretentious.
I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks Sports Desk. Football

(17:55):
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for restrictions and details. Hello Tom, I'm gonna tell you
right now, I'm a little discombobulated.

Speaker 10 (18:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 9 (18:15):
My main computer here had some kind of update installed
that I did not ask for.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I'm not making this up. Everyone listening and everyone in
the room can pack me up. His computers making a noise,
and he said, I don't know how to stop.

Speaker 9 (18:29):
It, so it's gonna set's all joy it, toga. It's
been dinging every now and then. Also it's an email
or something. I there are not all these red envelopes
on the front. Here's the funny thing. As soon as
you can, Willie, you can verify this. My screen on

(18:50):
the upper left has a calendar built in, and it's
currently showing me the temperature in Harbor Springs, Michigan.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Oh yeah, you that's an old update. You needed that.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
Well, I can't get it to change, so, by the way,
thirty one right now in Harbor Springs, Michigan. And then
it's got a nice picture of one of my daughters
that it's I don't know where this stuff comes from,
but I can't get it to get off the screen.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Okay, so it's interesting that you didn't get here.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
You didn't take that opportunity to lie and say it
was a picture of Willie. I don't know. I don't
know why you would say one of your daughters. It's
it's a little tiny. It's like a ten year old
picture of Finn and.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's going to change. It rotates, so you'll get another picture.
Maybe the next one will be of Willy.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Possibly you number of wise on that.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
It's like a fifty to fifty raffle. You know, the
person who buys the most tickets most likely to win.
I'm guessing it's going to be half heart, half fit
on there. Yeah, who knows, maybe Sam might get lucky.
So how do I get the weather to go?

Speaker 10 (19:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Help, We'll help you at the break?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
No, I don't. I don't think anyone should help him.
This is kind of fun to see him. What is
the dinging?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
It's it's an email or some kind of a.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Email or a text indicator mail. Let me see if
it got it or maybe is a tax boss. I
think we got a next Yeah, it's got a simple
high from me.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
This whole break, we were just talking about Hugh Jackman.
We were hanging out the whole time talking about when
my show, Why did you bring up the computer not work?

Speaker 9 (20:14):
Because it's gonna ding and Chick's gonna get all mad
about it. Okay, so yeah, okay, that excuse me. I'm
not I think it's cute.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Actually, okay nothing Chick is loaded for bear. Okay, well
I like it. I'm now Willy. We watched me. I'm ornery, Willy.

Speaker 9 (20:29):
We've explained to you the premise we're asking people to
come up with vehicles. If you have a business, I
think you should be able to spend a lot of
money making a vehicle that looks like your product and
then write it off on your tax.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
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Speaker 9 (21:05):
For example, we have the Peanut Mobile, of course, got
the Bananamobile, the Wiener Mobile, and there are others out there.
But some suggestions would include a Viagra vehicle of some sort.
Ok I was thinking maybe one of those buses that
can get bigger. Oh yeah, yeah, and I've always had

(21:29):
the idea for you.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, you had this for a major sporting event.

Speaker 9 (21:32):
Yeah, the Cialis blimp, which would be like the Goodyear Blimp.
It would be hovering over a stadium and then as
the game would go on, it would tilt up a course,
so by the end of the game you'd have this
thing going around at like a sixty degree angle. It
would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
We have viagra in the news today too.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, we do have like.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Boner in the news.

Speaker 9 (21:54):
We have crazy, weird viagra news today. Really interesting.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
How do you feel about From De Pierre, Wisconsin. This
is Terry emailing us the Crown Royal truck there it
is right there. That's two giant liquor casks being hauled
by a semi. I thought it was going to be
a giant bag and it's full of Yeah, that's good.

(22:20):
It'd be a good balloon, sadly, Yeah, that would be
a good balloon. We don't have a picture of this one,
but our local roller rink, rights Autumn, has a giant
driveable roller skate.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
I got this.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I got a letter from someone else who saw that also, Jess.
She says, I have a recipe for spicy pickled carrots, perhaps,
and you love carrots.

Speaker 9 (22:49):
So yeah, by the way, I can't tell you what
it's going to look like, but oh holy mom, Tim
is kind enough to suggest a vehicle for Dicks Dicks
sporting moments. It's it's sort of a modified Wiener mobile
with sort of a circumcision scar.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
I do have a picture of the giant roller skate.
It's just sent to me, so be patient.

Speaker 9 (23:14):
Okay, I've got a letter from Scott saying lectioning in Kentucky,
Champs Roller Dome had a giant roller skate.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
They would drive around town. This is this is Champs.
There it is there you go, there you go. That's
so cool. That is cool.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Wow. Is that Does that drive on its own? Or
is that something you put on a trailer? I think
it looks like a trailer.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
It looks well, it looks like the top comes off
and it's a convertible.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
All right. Yeah, I don't know if it's street legal
or not. You think you look at those wheels though, that.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Looks a bumper. It looks like a license plate.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I think I have the same wheels. What I have
wheels for a roller skate. Is that thing gonna be?

Speaker 7 (23:56):
M w right?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Can you guys?

Speaker 11 (23:59):
I not?

Speaker 12 (24:00):
No.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
I can blade pretty well, Yeah I could. I could
blade backwards, I could do the whole switch around. Oh yeah,
but skating, the stopping gets difficult, to get a little scared.

Speaker 7 (24:10):
I can do it.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Not as gracefully as blading, though.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, okay, being a fat child, I never learned how
Oh yeah that was.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I was out there, I was big, and I was moving.
You're fat and you're a kid.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Now has the roller blading kind of gone away? That
was really popular thirty years ago?

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Know what?

Speaker 7 (24:31):
The hardest part of rollerblading is telling your parents you
live in an alternative.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Lifele the updated version of that joke? Am I right?

Speaker 7 (24:40):
I had to hit.

Speaker 13 (24:44):
Good.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
I saw a guy rollerblade the other day and I go, man,
I guess it's kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
But he was going to work.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
It's like, when you get there, you're gonna have to
sit for ten minutes. You have to have a backpack
for your blades all day.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
What do you think the percentages of women wearing sneakers
to work and then switching over to their that was
that doesn't happen. That was huge I say it still
is huge. Bring it back, I say, bring back bare
feet in the workplace. That's what I say. We were

(25:16):
talking about.

Speaker 9 (25:19):
I was a Disney World over the weekend and uh,
they have a thing now and some of the rides
this is so smart.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
They have a pouch.

Speaker 9 (25:27):
When you sit down, like the roller coaster, there's this
this big like envelope in front of you and you
can put your glasses, your hat, your phone.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
This is a new development. Apparently. I got this from Linden, Pennsylvania, Oh.
Named after Lyndon John's different spelling. It's Jack. He goes
the Great Northeastern roller Coaster in Wildwood, New Jersey. They
give you lockers to store everything in your pockets. At
first I thought it was inconvenient, but I'm one of

(25:57):
those guys that forgets everything. But I love the storage pocket,
love the show. VIP member, well, thank you for joining
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a VIP member. Listen to the stuff whatever you want. Now.
Up until this point, we've had pretty reasonable products that

(26:19):
have turned into motor vehicles. Well, like all things, they
all can't be reasonable home runs. Okay. This is from
Darryl in Bosque Farms in New Mexico. This is a
local exhaust shop. Oh, it's a hand Believe it or not. Tom,

(26:39):
this is handbuilt. I love that. It's a car that
looks like a muffler. It's beautiful. It's a convertible, a
rag top two seater. Tom says, it's beautiful. It's a
that's so cool. It's a giant muffler. If you ran
into a grocery cart in at the shopping you just
have to bang it out.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Man.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
You wouldn't You wouldn't care at all.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
The way the same place they did a catalytic converter,
but a catalytic converter, but it kept getting stolen.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Come on, sorry, that would have been a joke. Cadillac,
your clutch. I have a thing to say.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
I don't think your execution affected that joke. You could
have said that one perfectly day.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I second that I enjoyed it just as much had
you pronounced her correctly.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
You shouldn't have run attention.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
To it, you mean, like yesterday. That's right, that's a
cool car. You're out of your mind. It looks like
a muffler. That's the gag we got that part of it.
It does look like a muffler. Uh, Dear Bob and Tom.
This is Katie somewhere in Kentucky. I thought Tom would

(27:45):
enjoy this picture of the the pigmobile at the local
Pigly Wiggly grocery store. Apparently they deliver groceries. And oh
in the pigmobile. No, that's the grocery cart. Now, Tom,
you want to cover it like that? Yeah, this is
the This is a grocery cart that's about twenty feet high.
And is that Bob in it? I thought it was

(28:07):
bobbed but it is not.

Speaker 9 (28:09):
Okay, Bob and I and Chick, we've all been in
one of these. Yes, and it's a it's a gigantic
grocery cart. It is a motorized grocery and you could
you could get twenty people in that thing. It's huge
and it's motorized. I'm it's tip typically used for parades.
Be kind of funny to you drive that around town.

(28:29):
They gave it me for one day. When I got it,
one wheel didn't work. Come on, I have a good
time with that one.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Guys. Do you know that some of the some of
the people have grocery carts. They have sensors on.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Them, so you can't Yeah, you can't leave with them.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
You can't leave the parking lot with them, because.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
What part of town are you shopping in?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Times are times are hard.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
We crossed the tracks there.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Well, we've you know, daddy wants what daddy wants? You know,
you can't tell my heart, you know, I don't tell it.
In any event, you can reach us Bob and Tom
at bobintom dot com in the world of email. We'd
love to hear from.

Speaker 9 (29:06):
You and if you have any ideas on any topic,
including what vehicles should be required to reflect the product
that they that they manufactured. We talked a little bit
about what was it the Long Long a Barger basket company.
They have that building in Ohio that looks like a basket.
Are they still in businesses?

Speaker 12 (29:26):
They don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I'm sure, I'm sure they are. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
That was a big thing.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
They're like collectibles, right, yeah, and.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
Then most I think one of the most famous buildings
like that used to be in Orlando, Florida. There was
a famous uh topless bar.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Had great food. It was a Michelin five Star restaurant.
It's not sure you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah,
it had There were two buildings. They looked like giant boobs. Yeah. Nice,
and it was very realistic. One of them was slightly
larger than the other. There is that joke was just
as funny if you there's one, especially for Tom. It's

(30:06):
the Hershey Mobile.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Tom.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Oh, it's got three gigantic Kisses on it. It's a
kiss mobile.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
That's cool.

Speaker 9 (30:15):
And that's drivable too. Look, there's a guy in from
windshield up front and yeah, do you.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Think they got mattresses and the ones in the back?

Speaker 9 (30:23):
How would you like to it's got it has three
it looks like sort of three distinct tents if you will,
wouldn't you just have to call.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
The people at safe Light and say my windshields broken.
Just make no mention of it's a giant Hershey's kiss. Yeah,
that's I believe a custom item.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I don't think they have that one on the truck.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, those are I bet those are pricey. Having been
through three windshields in the last few years, I'd like
to thank the pebble manufacturers for that.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
One.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Was Willy responsible for breaking in. No, No, it's just random.

Speaker 8 (30:53):
I haven't done anything bad in like eight months, so
I wouldn't say anything like that.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I think that's time. I've been keeping it straight for
a while.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
Okay, now coming up a comedian Mark Shallafu and uh
are you going to continue saying.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
It's like food fighters?

Speaker 7 (31:11):
Right?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Comedian Al Jackson.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
We might owe Al an apology. He was here last
Friday and he got bumped. He got bumped hard.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Sure it was huge out, but still we all just kind.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Of forgot he was here.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
He was guy was over here in my room where
Tamient goes to dive over here.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Just go over there and pass. Hey, sorry, turns out
wolverines here man. No, yeah, I know. No, I can't
believe it either. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
He was just wondering around the hall. He's like, hey,
what are you doing this weekend? Like he didn't.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Gig by the way, Tom Cruise is here, I told him,
But al convenient. The pays the same whether you're on
the show or not. Yeah, you're there, you go.

Speaker 9 (31:55):
He'd been here for three hours and we just said, okay,
we're going. We needed an ext receipt because we didn't
know that he was Jacquelin was coming, so we put
him in the Nuremberg room and we just I guess
I think Ace forgot to turn the mike on.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I was waving. You know, Nuremberg is a movie coming
right now? Have you seen that? Yeah, they don't have
the glass. What do you got over here? Tom? You
got to put pubic hair on your mouth and your tongue.
You just picked a hair off your What have you
been doing? Tom?

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Buried Tom.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
In front of your son, giving him some pointers. What's
going on?

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Birds in the bees discussion?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
You know what's hardest part about eating the beaver? Oh?
No telling I having an alternative lifestyle something like that. Okay.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
Now, a couple of things coming up, including a little
Rodney Carrington tribute to the famous bar in Orlando that
looks like a pair of boobs. We'll find out about hook.
Also a couple of quick things. Let's see now Addy
g once again in Youngstown this weekend and you will be.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
The name of the club is the Funny Farm.

Speaker 13 (33:10):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
You go to Funnyfarmcomedy dot com for tickets. Both Friday
and Saturday are doing shows.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Yeah, Funnyfarmcomedy Club dot com.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
Okay, and Willie's doing bombs Away Comedy in Cincinnati, and
you you find the information at bombs Away Comedy dot com.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
And Chick keeps suggesting they changed the name because I'm headlining.
It's always been called bombs Away. It's always been called
switch it just because Willy's in town. They should have
a slogan with a name like bombs Away. It's got
to be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
They should have that.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
Reminds me, speaking of slogans, if you come up with
your new Chick McGee Moody's T shirts, Well it's there.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Are you saying I'm moody? You know I get uh
when I go into CVS, which is the only place
I go on a regular basis.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
You're busy?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Well, no, you know this is a typical listener. You
know I love it when you scream answered me, I
don't know.

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What does that mean, miss oker?

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Speaker 1 (35:39):
And who is this gentleman?

Speaker 12 (35:41):
Oh man, I say the date ball man, but I
really feel like any way that I can get the
ball in my hand, I could get it to that.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
End zone, get into that item zone. We'll tell you
who that is and what he's doing for. Thanks Gibbits.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
Here sounds like Forrest Gump. Oh, we have three raccoon stories,
one involving a president of the United States.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
These are the O'Reilly Auto Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (36:01):
I want to share something, Send us an email Bob
and Tom and bobintom dot com. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Hey, hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto
Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts
of service you need fast from the professional parts people
at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, she's at
the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
There's Willie Griswold. What's up. He's at the I Hate
Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Jack McGhee.
And here's Tom griswill testing check. Okay, good dudem glad
to be here. On, don't you think?

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (36:45):
Now, we were talking about a vehicles, trucks, et cetera,
that look like the product that they that they represent.
For example, you've got the Wiener Mobile, that got a
giant Wiener that drives around the country.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
They're grown. They get the Peanutmobile, et cetera, et cetera.
And by the way, if you haven't seen the Subaru
commercial with the Golden Retrievers, mom and dad golden retriever
and puppy Golden Retriever in the back end. They're driving
down the road and the puppy starts barking first, and
then the mom starts barking, and then the dad barks
a little bit. Yes, it's the Oskermeyer Wiener mobile they're

(37:20):
coming up on. And of course dogs love Wieners. Oh,
it's so funny. And the punchline is who's driving the Wienermobile?
Tom a bigger dog. Oh, that's a do do winer dog.
Of course, yes, you've got It's unbelievab, this is real.
I think it's it's like a yellow lab and a

(37:41):
golden retriever. And then is that a golden puppy? I'm
not sure.

Speaker 9 (37:45):
And then and then the docks that it's great, it's
unworld but we also doesn't win every award. We were
also talking about buildings that look like the product. And
there's the famous whatever it's called long a Burger basket building.
It's but there's also in Orlando there was a famous
uh topless bar that looked like two giant boobs. And

(38:06):
you say you've been there, miss Hooker, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I have been there. Wow, yeah it was we were
we were in the area for a comedy show. And
you know, you're working with five male comedians. What else
are you going to do?

Speaker 7 (38:18):
The library.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Me in trouble, which one of them gave all this
mighty to some some young lady.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
Well, I can it doesn't really narrow a town that yeah,
that could be if you sadly, but that leads us
to this. This is it turns out an analysis. Excuse
me of that exact place. It was called the booby Trap,
and Rodney Carrington took a trip there.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Rodney Carrington is our guest.

Speaker 14 (38:55):
I was in Orlando, Florida. Here recently I went to
Disney World. I spent three thousand dollars. I stood in
line for fourteen hours and rode three rats.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
Wow.

Speaker 14 (39:03):
Not real sure, but I think I got screwed on that.
Then I asked, was a little sore when I left
the Magic Kingdom? Right after that, I'll show up. Went
to a little can you say show Yeah, we went
to a place down there called a booby Trap. That's
exactly what the hell that was a booby trap? And uh,
I tell you, I've never been so happy to see

(39:24):
a place in all my life that the building is
in the shape of two big old boobies.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
And it's like a Wizard of Ours for grown men.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
You know.

Speaker 14 (39:32):
We pulled up to it. I just got out of
the truck. I skipped up to the door. Little midget answered,
he said, can I help you? I said, we're here
to see the Wizard.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Oh by god, she was. You had two big old
friends with her, and I kind of like that.

Speaker 8 (39:46):
You know.

Speaker 14 (39:46):
I tell you, you know, one thing you can't do
is lot of your woman when you've been to it.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Bar you can't do it. You can't do it. Where
are you being? How much money do you spend nine
thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Where's the car?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
They got that too, where's your clothes? Hell out on him?
Who's she? Hell? I thought she was you.

Speaker 14 (40:05):
You become dumber and hell don't you. Then later on
it'll all clear off. You know, you'll be laying in
bed together and she'll ask you.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Well, did you like it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
God, no, it was awful, big tall, blonde, big women. Damn.
Then throw up. The whole time I was in there,
I was thinking about you.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
I love you, baby.

Speaker 14 (40:28):
They got a place where I live in Tulsa. They
they said farther to come get you if you need
a ride. They got like a love truck on top sirens.
They'll pull up in your driveway.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
No, now she's here, pull around the buck and run
through the house. Rodney Carrington one of the classics. Rodney
heading out on tour once again. We'll look forward to
seeing Rodney out there on the road. Speaking of being
in the road once again, and Pat Godwin on the
Road This week in Youngstown, Ohio should be very exciting
as Pat takes the stage at the Funny Farm. Go

(41:08):
to Funnyfarmcomedy Club dot com for tickets. Willie g also
in the Buckeye State in Cincinnati at bombs Away. Details
at Bombsaway Comedy dot Com. That's Saturday Night only with Willig.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
And new shows.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Come hang you guys.

Speaker 9 (41:21):
Coming up later on, We're gonna hear part of my
interview with Tim Allen, the very fine actor and stand
up comedian. Tim's gonna do some stand up shows at
the Morrison Center in Boise, Idaho, January tenth of twenty
twenty six. It's a Saturday night and then Saturday February
seventh at the Bob Hope Theater in Stockton, California. Also
a short Vegas stint. I think it's maybe just the

(41:43):
one night Saturday, April eighteenth at the MGM Grand David
Copperfield Theater in Las Vegas. Tim is a great stand
up and I talked to him yesterday. He's going to
be spending most of his day today working on Toy
Story five Wow.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
And they just released the trailer.

Speaker 9 (41:59):
The trailer or and the the the premise of the
movie is all the toys are sitting around and the
kid is handed an iPad. The tablet is introduced, and
Tim said, it's a terrific script.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
He was really impressed. So that'll be that'll be great
to look forward to.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
And we'll play a little bit of my interview with
Tim and we'll get the whole thing posted on our
social media. Coming up, we're gonna return grab some news
from the sports page. We are in the Rally Auto
Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (42:27):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Catch any part of the show you missed later today
on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Also, Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker. Hello,
She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin,
got that guitar, got that got that piano? Walg revved up?
Where you go. There's Willie grims Wallach, Hey, the I
Hate Stevenzigger sidekick chair. There's a he's Cosmy. I'm Chick

(43:00):
McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk.

Speaker 9 (43:04):
Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. We'll be getting to sports momentarily.
I will remind you that we'll be visiting with mister
John Coop coming up today. He's our winner of the
Shoeing of the week. He'll be broadcasting with Chick making
his picks. But he was he got like fifteen to
fifteen last week in our pigskin picks competition. He wins
that five hundred dollars gift card from steven Singer Jewelers.

(43:27):
Check out the inventory at I Hate Stephensinger dot com.
Now do you want us to get right to the
raccoon in sports? Because if we're gonna do that, we're
gonna have to open up with the other two raccoon
stories that we have.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
What do you think I think we let him get
in to a sports cast. I thought we were still
doing letters. Oh what, go ahead, you have a good
letter over there. Go ahead. Well I didn't say good.
I said these people take the time to run. Okay,
that's fine, go ahead. What if you got heard you
talking the other day about dogs having people names. No, no,
says Matt from Effingham, Illinois. It's over my wife and I.

(44:00):
Our first dog was a tiny little Maltese. We named
him Floyd as in Pretty Boy Floyd hilarious. Not only
was he a pretty boy, but we also thought it
was funny to have a tiny, tiny, little flufy dog
named after a gangster. Yeah, that's funny, sir.

Speaker 10 (44:15):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
How about that? Who's the gangster rapper?

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Right now? All of them?

Speaker 10 (44:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
No, no, I know what he's saying. There's a machine
gun Kelly. Yeah, there you go, there we go, right.
Isn't there a guy named David who shot somebody like
recently D man D four V I d's Oh yeah,
I saw that.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:32):
No, I didn't mean gangster rap. I meant there's a
guy that has his name, and I was I mentioned
this is someone. They go, I said, no, machine gun
Kelly named after They go, What do you mean? They
weren't aware that he took the name from. There's also
a great James Taylor song. It is not a rap
surprisingly called machine gun Kelly.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
You ever heard that one?

Speaker 7 (44:52):
Pat?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yes, it's a good little little support over here to
be nice. Okay, back to you, chick Well Carolina Panther
rookie wide receiver Xavier Leggat, I love this guy so much,
says he ate Raccoon. For Thanksgiving, here's Xavier.

Speaker 12 (45:06):
Oh Man, I say the date ball man, I really
feel like any way that I get the ball in
my hand, I could get it to that end zone.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
He scored touchdown. Since he made those remark, you gotta
love that guy.

Speaker 9 (45:18):
It's so authentic. It reminds me of Paul Thorne. He's
got you know, just that's where. That's where he's from.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I love that. That does sound a little bit like
play it again like Forrest Gump, don't you think.

Speaker 12 (45:28):
Oh Man, I say to deate ball man, but I
really feel like any way that I get the ball
in my hand, I could get it to that end
zone like that.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Says. He likes raccoon, and he shared his love of
raccoon meat with fellow NFL wide receivers A'mnra and Equanimia
Saint Brown. During an episode of the Saint Brown Podcast,
he explained to the the brothers I eat raccoon, they
are actual brothers, Tom.

Speaker 9 (45:53):
I understand, but I understand that the reference could also
mean of kindred spirits. If you will exactly like you
and I are brothers. Yeah, brothers in arms, but not
really a brother.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I eat raccoon like a raccoon you see in the
trash can I hunted, kill it, skin them, cook them,
eat them all that he added. The last time he
ate raccoon was on Thanksgiving. When asked what raccoon tastes like,
Xavier said, everybody tries to say stuff tastes like chicken,
but raccoon has its own distinctive taste. I'll bet there

(46:27):
you go.

Speaker 9 (46:28):
I know that where he's from, the Rby's there has
a sign that says, we don't have all the meats
they're trying to ye. Now we have to break away
from sports because we have two great raccoon stores raccoon stories.
One of them involves a president of the United States.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, presidents are known for pardoning turkeys each Thanksgiving, But
did you know that Calvin Coolidge once pardoned raccoon? According
to Mental Floss, a woman in nineteen twenty six scent
President Coolidge a racoon for Thanksgiving to add to his
dinner table, saying it had some toothsome flavor.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Toothsome Flavorsome ever heard that word? Is that like gamy?
I guess I thinksome toothsome I'm not exactly.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I always thought that referred to the texture to the bite.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Yeah, chewy maybe, Oh yeah, all right, that makes sense.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
The president, however, decided to pardon the animal instead. The
Boston Herald story about the pardon declared, Coolidge has a raccoon, probably.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Won't eat it, blowing the lid off that. Huh.

Speaker 11 (47:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
The raccoon was named Rebecca and came to live at
the White House with the family's other pets, which included
dogs and canaries.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
I think I read somewhere that he there were a
virtual menagerie at the White House when he was there.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Wasn't his nickname silent cow? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:56):
And then I was you know, I don't approve of
the turkey forgiving thing, right, just the pardning of a
turkey for Thanksgiving, because if you're going to pardon the turkey,
then you don't go eat one the next day. Well,
you know, they pardon two turkeys now, right. It's typical
government trying to give it to you both ways. But
George H. W. Bush officially started the tradition of pardoning

(48:19):
a turkey many years ago, so that's how that whole
thing started. But I don't think I could eat raccoon.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I try it, Yeah, I would try it, you think, Yeah,
I'm sure, we can get it. There's what about if
the raccoon were deep fried and you dip it in ranch, Well,
then yeah, maybe is it like pasture raised or is
it just is it a trash fat raccoon.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
I don't think I would eat one that was free range.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, the one the NFL guy that was a free
range raccoon. Yeah, he said, the ones you find in dumpsters.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (48:54):
Man, I saw a photo of raccoon. I think they're
actually pretty cute. I think that I'm just scared of
them in realife life because they surprise you.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, I'm scared of them in real life because they
have thumbs. They can open doors. But be hand you
to have a pet raccoon because they get open jars
for you. Yeah, I help a raccoon. Yeah, but why not?
We do have another raccoon story in the news.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Scientists say raccoons maybe undergoing early stages of domestication as
they increasingly adapt to living in close proximity to humans.
Researchers report that some populations of raccoons are showing reduced
fear of people, greater problem solving behavior, and more cooperative.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
Traits, but also they're showing they have smaller noses. Yes,
I didn't get into the weeds on this one, but
they measure the nose size and they think as they're
becoming domesticated, sort of an evolutionary process for whatever reason,
their noses are shrinking.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Is that weird? It's weird, But yeah, they're cuter than cats,
wouldn't you agree? Yes, yes, well, I'm not a cat person.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
In my brain. The John Candy movie The Great Outdoors
kind of that's how I see all raccoons because they
have this dialogue in the movie as they're going through
everybody's trash, and so I always think that raccoons are
just talking to each other.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
But they wash their hands.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
They do wash their hands and wash their hands a lot,
just pure l.

Speaker 9 (50:17):
But they're cool anyway. If anyone's ever eating a raccoon,
by all means, let us know. I'm sure somebody out
there's probably don't.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Use tools, though, right, I don't know. I know otters
using a rocky. They've seen otters use it, I am.
I don't know. That's a really good question, but it's
a little bit of a Calvin.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
Coolish history for you today. Yeah, and we forgot to
do today in history Earlier at all yesterday. So perhaps
we can do a double dose of history for you
coming up a little bit later on what's what is?

Speaker 8 (50:50):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
You want to do it right now? We could? I
mean we're here and you're here. Okay, what do you know?
We'll do We'll do the music, We'll do a short
version of yesterday in history, all right, nteen, the nineteenth
of non't remember yes Happy birthday James Abram Garfield. There
you go. Significant because he was famously assassinated by a

(51:11):
disgruntled office seeker. But there's a new pretty good mini
series right now on Netflix called Death by Lightning and
it's about the assassination of James Abram Garfield. And somebody
asked him, aren't you worried about getting assassinated? And he says,
I have more of a chance of my death being
caused by lightning, and he was wrong. And Garfield the

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cat is in fact named after James Abram Garfield. My
favorite Garfield story.

Speaker 8 (51:38):
I was on the show one time and I said, oh,
I was driving through a town in Indiana where James
Dean and Garfield are from. And someone wrote it and goes, hey,
willye you idiot? James Garfield was born in Ohio, and
I go, buddy, if I'm talking Garfield, I'm talking with
Zagna and Monday, all right, I am not talking President.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Larry King born on yesterday's date in nineteen thirty three, No.

Speaker 13 (51:59):
No.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Eighteen.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
I was always a huge Larry kingman. Especially he used
to have an overnight radio coast to coast show that
was just right.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
There in the middle when you could catch it overnight.
That was the best. That was better than that, better
than the TV show, better than Yeah. According to this account,
married eight times, whoa an incredible loser.

Speaker 9 (52:20):
He never found his Larry Queen. If you will it is,
you'll like this one chick. Yeah, this guy's still with us.
Born in nineteen thirty six.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Dick Cavott. Dick Cavott, who host him. He hosted a
talk show and what several times six late sixties seventy
he wrote for Johnny Carson, really interesting guy. Famous episode
was that wasn't that the show where Hendricks fell asleep?

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Slystone fell was? Oh, sly Stone knotted off? Was that
the one Stone kodded off? Okay? Lily Tomlin got up
and walked off the show over chat from medical center
was saying he owned. He said no, he said he has,
he had, he has animals that he loves, my dogs,
my horse, my wife. I'm the proud owner of all

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those animals.

Speaker 12 (53:11):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
And Lily Tomon got off and walked up. Chad, Chad,
is she is she teasing? Or is she going to
be back? And Dick goes, I don't think she's coming back.

Speaker 9 (53:23):
Remember the time they tried to make a movie with
Lily Tomlin and as the romantic interest of John Travolta.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Moment boy.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Saw that movie poster somewhere and I was like, that's
that's a that's not real.

Speaker 9 (53:37):
It's really famous by being infamous. I mean, you know so,
I don't know how they made that pitch, but they
were the two very famous people. Let's put them together
romantically in both games. No one didn't tap them in
the shoulder and go, oh, you're on the John Travolta, Well,
I don't know in any of it. John Volda won't
be on the show. You saw how Hugh Jackman walked
right on here. It might be throw all to that.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Happy birthdays to Alice and Janny, great actress. She is great.
I thought you were gonna say, Alison Chains, I thought
my ear.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
Went to Ellison.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Happy Birthday, Alice, take the Chance, Allison Jenny in the
new season of The Diplomat. Oh okay, I love that show.

Speaker 9 (54:14):
Happy Birthday Yesterday Adam Driver terrific actor, so handsome, and uh,
this is interesting. The number one song on this state
in nineteen forty yesterday's date in nineteen forty nine. And
this is kind of unusual because think about what yesterday's
date was. Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer forty nine too early.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Well even then they had trouble holding Christmas off still
after Thanksgiving. Yes, I mean, I've got the Christmas lights
in my house. I got the switch reader to throw,
but I'm not turning them on.

Speaker 8 (54:45):
You guys know what, when you get rude alp fever,
you just got to throw it on. And everyone's throwing
it on. It spreads like a fire rude all fever.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Does anybody have their tree up?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Not I No, I have the one up in hearts room.
Oh yeah, well that's her idea. All right, yeah, but
it's cool. Did you indulge Williebody and the young child
if he'd wanted his own tree? I told him.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
I'm not going to talk about this unless it's a
therapist present, so has Ado where he's helping people out.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I was not up to speed on that, thank you. Yeah,
I'm sure. I think Willie had some Christmas lights in
his bed or something like that. He had quite a
quite an elaborate room, lots of semi pornographic magazines floating around.
Didn't you have a hammock like the guy who I

(55:34):
stole the pornographic magazines from? What are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (55:38):
And you maintained they're from the station? They weren't in
your bedroom. There's a pile of newspapers back left, because
all the classics. That's where I got Women of the
Big twelve, That's where I got and guess what chick
but you bet they had a little bit of fun
with the pun and big to Oh yeah, they sure did.
Got the women of Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
That was the ladies. You had a belly button ring.
It was like a zip that for a while.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
There you go, who still keeps the porn in the
I do not know how that.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I don't know how that keeps going. I've never seen
I'll tell you off the air, Okay, I want to
know you'll be able to guess. Do you remember there's
a famous even if you're noting with Dick Cavett, where
it's it's he's doing a live commercial for this lawnmower,
and it's the remember this and the slogan was it

(56:27):
starts first time every time he can't get it to start,
and he looks up and he goes and they're quiet too.
He was great, Uh coming up, I love him. Comedian
Mark Shallow. I want to marry you, Dick Well, that
came out.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
Comedian Al Jackson on the way. Also, we're gonna hear
from Tim Allen. I had a chance to talk with
Tim at some length yesterday. Tim's got some shows coming
up in Boise and Stockton next year. I'll tell you
about the Also Pat Godwin this weekend at the famous
Youngstown Funnyfarm. Tickets at Funnyfarmcomedyclub dot com. That's both Friday
and Saturday. Willieg in Ohio Saturday only. All the information

(57:12):
about going to the show in Greater Cincinnati is at
Bombsawaycomedy dot com.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
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Speaker 9 (57:18):
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(58:51):
are Shoeing of the Week and Al Jackson and Tim Allen.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
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(59:15):
desk is Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Pat Godway. There's Willie Griswall. Hey,
he's at the IH Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee at the Price Picks Sports desk. Hello, Tom.
Not to say that I'm a little disorganized, No no,
no no, but I'm getting my computer straightened out here.

(59:36):
It had some computer trouble.

Speaker 9 (59:38):
Well it they did an upgrade and everything is chaotic
but we were doing yesterday in history a new feature.
We pretty much got the cool stuff out there. It
was the anniversary of the Gettysburg address. Of course that's important,
but this is this is interesting for us.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Do you think people who live there now go, yes,
that's my Gettig address.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, probably not. Yeah, Oh I do I think that. Yeah,
if you have two places, you had a place in Tampa.
Oh okay, so you know, send it to my It's
a good time. It's nice you have.

Speaker 9 (01:00:13):
There has to be someone that has a license plate
numeral four score yeah in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
What do you think?

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:00:21):
Now, In nineteen eleven, on yesterday's date, New York received
the first Marconi wireless from Italy. But remember isn't it
interesting that they used to call a radio a wireless
and now it's what bluetooth?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
How times? How times have changed. And I don't know
if you remember this one, but in nineteen eighty CBS
band the Brookshields Calvin Klein commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I didn't realize CBS had banned that. I knew it
was banned, but I thought it, well, I don't know
what I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Was she topless but covered?

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
She was?

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yeah? You can see her from the side. I think
the big she was fifteen, right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Deal, yeah, yeah, she was a child, I know she
was young.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Well, Pretty Baby was the movie she was in, right and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Blue Lagoon, right yeah, Blue Lagoon. That was That was weird.

Speaker 9 (01:01:17):
And then lastly, yesterday's day, Milli Vanilli was stripped of
their Grammy. But babe, and by the way, in the
Great Circle of Life this is really odd, but the
surviving member of if you don't remember, Milli Vanilli was
purported to be the singing duo, but their album they

(01:01:37):
had not done any of the singing. No, it was
all studio musicians and studio singers. And these were two
very uh cut if you will, beautiful men, handsome men.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
And it didn't sing live in concerts right ever.

Speaker 9 (01:01:51):
Yeah, but not like now in the in the Great
Circle of Life, they were stripped of their Grammy. But uh,
the surviving members Rob Rob or whichever one is still
alive as has been I'm not kidding, is nominated for
a Grammy this year for a spoken.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Word for his book. Really yeah, So that's that is
full circle. I'll look it up all my homework.

Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
By the way, we were touching on the fact that
Calvin Coolidge was given a raccoon to eat for Thanksgiving
when he was president. He did not eat Rebecca the raccoon.
But I had read somewhere that he had a lot
of pets. I did a little homework here. At least
twenty six animals were in the Coolidge white House. Twelve dogs,
which is the way I would like to live if
I were in the White House. Well, twelve dogs, that's

(01:02:38):
too many. At our peak, we had six. That's like
nine toimes. We had six at my house.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
That was I remember at your peak, you couldn't say
how many dogs you had because it was illegal in
the county we live in. That's correct.

Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
He had several cats, He had canaries, the famous raccoon,
and briefly that raccoon had a male counterpart who escaped.
But he had a bobcat, a wallaby, a black bear,
and antelope, and donkey of goose, a pygmy hippopotamus named Billy.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
A.

Speaker 9 (01:03:09):
I've never heard of these last two animals. A do
we ocur d u I k E r anybody and
a co a t I A cody.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
That's some kind of cat like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I don't know what they are.

Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
And he had many birds, including a mockingbird, so it's
time for us to move back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
You remember the call of a mockingbird, right, you made me?
They call it a mocking bear. Okay, okay, we are
visiting the sports page game.

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
He doesn't want to play.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Major League Baseball says, it will comply. You love these stories.
Some with a Senate committee's request for documents on gambling investigations,
Senators Ted Cruz and Maria Cantwell talk about it pretty good.
Name sent a letter to Commissioner Rob men Fred asking
for information by December fifth. This follows the indictments of
Cleveland guardians Pictures Annual class A, and Luis Ortiz, who

(01:04:02):
are accused of taking bribes to rig pitches during games.
They have pleaded not guilty. Manfred says Major League Baseball's
internal investigation has no timetable. MLB also aiding players who
have received threats related to gambling. Manfred avoided discussing management's
position in collective marketing for a new labor contract that

(01:04:22):
is right around the corner. I know that they're eliminating
a lot of the prop bets because that's where they there.
You could bet on an individual pitch being a.

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Ball yet and you know, suddenly they see two hundred
thousand dollars being bet on one pitch and they're going,
wait a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Minute, right, this doesn't make sense. I'm certainly bad the
federal government's getting involved because they got nothing else to
do these days. Have you ever been to Barria, Ohio?
I know, like Yaya Barria. It's just with a B Barria. Okay.
Shador Sanders will make his That's where the Browns training camp,
That's where they practice. Shudor will make his first NFL

(01:04:58):
start on Sunday in Vegas.

Speaker 8 (01:05:00):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
The Browns turned the high profile quarterback while fellow rookie
Dylan Gabriel recovers from a concaution. Sanders replaced Gabriel for
the second half of last week's twenty three sixteen lost
to Baltimore. It was not good. Sanders four out of sixteen,
had a QBR thirteen point five.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
He's when he played it cu bowler. I went there
for four years, did not graduate, but I did go there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:05:29):
He's fun to watch. He can be like a video
game sometimes sometimes sometimes he's throwing deep balls. He's great,
But yeah, a lot of the time it's been kind
of tough. So well, I'm excited man for to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Get in there.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
Yeah, I got boulders Jersey, No kidd. If he plays
well here, that's Jersey's gonna be worth something someday.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:05:46):
If not, I'll just wear it on weekends alone. That's right,
all right, home alone, we're in the Jersey hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Foucus quarterback Michael Pennix junior that's Panix, Tom, I know, okay,
e Nix again, that poor guy in junior high school?
Can you imagine he probably sailed right through. I had
no problem at all. I don't know. I bet a
lot of grief from the upper classmen.

Speaker 8 (01:06:08):
Anyway, Willie, what are you talking about? Yeah, I'm here, Poe.
This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
You know you did that on your name? Is it
a Willie Pennix? Willy Penis? Anyway. Pennix has had season
ending surgery to repair the anterior a cruciate ligament in
his left knee, but his penix is okay. Kirk Cousins
will start for the Falcons for the rest of the season.

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The wealthy ocean front town of Carmel, California, has banned
pickleball in its public Park after residents complained that the
con constant sound of paddle striking balls is way too noisy.
The Carmel City Council voted earlier this month to permanently
prohibit the sport at Forest Hill Park, the only public

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pickleball location within city limits of Carmel, marking the first
such band in the state. They prefer the unused tennis
courts just sit there. Residents report that the popping sound
had been echoing through the neighborhood as players participating in pickleball.
It's a very popular sport among seniors and retirees. The

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council put a temporary ban in place last month until
it came up with a permanent solution. Their best idea
was to require softer paddles and softer balls to reduce
the noise from the hard plastic balls being hit by
wooden paddles. Okay, how about that? All right? There you go,
And here it comes Tom Stupid world record, an octagenarian

(01:07:44):
from New Jersey. How old is that? Tom? Eighty something?
Not boy, She's become the oldest woman to finish the
Ironman World Championship. Natalie Graybow started participating in triathlons in
her sixties earned the Guinness World Record after competing in
the challenge at the age of eighty eighty years sixty
nine days old. She completed her race in sixteen hours,

(01:08:07):
forty five minutes twenty six seconds, so that, she hopes
her record sends a message to others no matter what
your age, it's never too late to start following your pass.
Do they need to rename it iron man? I mean
iron woman, iron old woman. Men are still running it. Yeah,
but I mean she ran it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
She did it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
But will you bike? Oh, by the way, swim two
point four mile swim, one hundred and twelve mile bike ride,
twenty six point two mile marathon. That's crazy, and she
did that in sixteen hours, forty five minutes twenty six
kind of a bad It's great. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:08:42):
Do you see the picture of her, She's a no,
not drinking a gator Age. He's downing in insure.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Well, I'm fine with that. I'll play ball with Bake
your bone, make your bones. Yeah, good for her. You
don't want to snap a hip while you're out there
on the bike too. You go girl, as they say.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
They say, you definitely don't you go?

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Now your look today, Miss Hooker, which which what do
you think you look like today? Look like me?

Speaker 11 (01:09:15):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I don't a little bit of a Scooby Doo thing
going on here.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Yeah, that's the one that comes up the most.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Well know that the lady who designs the costumes on
The Incredible Mode. Yeah, the Mode is also right there,
you know about I do I do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
From the Incredible Yeah? Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
I mean, but but you're right, Uh not Daphne. What's
the other one? Belmavelmlma? The possibly alternative lifestyle of Velma.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
She's a lesbian.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Well, that's uh, it's not been the You.

Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
Know, there are corners of the internet that are very
worried about her thoroughly study within pornography. I think we
need to do even more research because we're just figuring
out more and more every day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Yeah, you're right, she has a car dunes, so I
don't think it matters all that much. Well did you
see the hot cartoons Homer and Marge going at it?
Fred and Wright? Okay, Well, what's coming up in the news?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Coming up? Yeah, something happened in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Okay, something happened in Australiaworthy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
And ATM was stolen with a forklift.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
They've named the new snake after the late Steve Irwin. Well,
we'll talk about that. That's a happy, uplifting story.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
And we've got a special presentation for Willie. He needs
to be caught up on this. There has been a
school of thought. You talked about internet rumors. There's a
rumor about this show that Tom is not an actual person.
He's an alien sent here to study life. I've been
thinking that's those fortunes and he does the best he can,
and we have presentations to illustrate that fact. Gone now

(01:10:53):
for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

Speaker 9 (01:10:58):
If you've never been to a w NBA game, the
presentation is great. They've got scoreboards, very elaborate scoreboards. Three
plays was really quite quite something. More those coming up,
we got we got a bunch of them. Oh, it
is fascinating. A great game coming up. Comedian Mark Shout

(01:11:20):
Out Foo will be joining us comedian Al Jackson and
the Shoe one of the week. I'll remind everybody that
you've got to go to bobintom dot com slash contest
and make your picks for week twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
In the NFL.

Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
It begins this evening. Just pick the winners. John Coop
our winner from week eleven. We'll talk to him later today.
He got fifteen of fifteen correct and he broke the
tie breakers. Whatever I want to say there, and so
we'll be talking to him. He won that five hundred
dollars gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. Visit the inventory
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Reaches toll free at one eight eight eight Bob Tom one,
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Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silac Insurance News Desk, it's Jeff Hooker. Hello, there's
Pat Godwin. Chick tune in the guitar over there. I
got a song coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
I had a song last break, but I couldn't get
to it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
We ran let's get to it this break, Tom, what
do you say? All right, there's Willy, he's over at
the eye he sidekick chair. My apology. Certainly it didn't
mean to do that. There's a's Cosby, I'm chick and
hello Tom, Hello chick McGee. Now, Pat, what topic were

(01:12:58):
we discussing?

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
Boy? Was carmel by the see it out there in California?

Speaker 13 (01:13:01):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
The issue with the pickleball.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Oh, I had an issue with the pickleball and the
paddle and the balls hitting the paddle. It's too loud.
They're banning pickleball because of the sound.

Speaker 7 (01:13:11):
Okay, they think that pickleball's wild.

Speaker 13 (01:13:14):
They haven't seen pickleball, naked pickleball, sweaty and summer nit
being the fall playing pickleball naked pickleball except for shoes,
they're wearing nothing at all, flapping parts in private places.
Me maz who has in their faces in continents in eventuality,

(01:13:35):
seniors nudest calling.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
He playing pickleball naked pickleball?

Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
Grasps my grow dickle is mighty small.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Playing pickleball naked pickleball.

Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
Try not to fall on your pickling balls.

Speaker 13 (01:13:50):
Boobs are flopping, the knees are bruised hips your place,
dan backs are fused, sag and sacks are waving in
the breeze.

Speaker 7 (01:13:57):
Take them to the nuts. Send you're down on your.

Speaker 13 (01:13:59):
Knees playing pick naked pickleball, trip and fall in an
ambulance is called playing pickleball.

Speaker 7 (01:14:05):
Naked pickleball past their prime.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
In the O Natcher raw.

Speaker 13 (01:14:11):
Pickleballs all the rage the folks of a certain age,
but nude at t is best left to the young.

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
Look them having fun wrinkling in the sun. I had
no odd deer saw was so well.

Speaker 13 (01:14:29):
Hung playing pickleball naked pickleball better than swim or wat
in them all playing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Pickleball naked pickleball with esther, Clem.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
Thelma and Big d Sal.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Remember this.

Speaker 9 (01:14:48):
We had a story nuts long ago about a guy.
Uh well, they remember the song. He was at a
chainsaw and he was naked.

Speaker 12 (01:14:56):
Yo.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Um, that's a really bad idea. He was like on
his own property was Walmart with a chainsawn egg. It
gotta had some context to that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Yeah, but I mean very different. He was crazy, but
he's not like crazy crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
He's not home crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
I assume he was. I hope he was wearing at
least eye protection. Right, you know, chainsaws crazy dangerous, but
you know what you're doing the chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Yeah, I bought a chainsaw when I lived alone. Don't
do that. And then I read where you have to
add oil to it. There's a there's something in the
in the chain, in the in the blade and the oil.
And I had extra virgin olive oil, and I thought, well,
this has gotta work.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
It doesn't. It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
It locks it up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Not just an no, Apparently there is chainsaw specific oil.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
What you do is you dip your hands in the
in the oil, then you turn the chainsaw on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
It's a wonder more. People don't put washer flood into
the oil. Oh, absolutely right, because they kinda unless they're
really well marked.

Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
I can't imagine how you've navigated that because I put.

Speaker 9 (01:16:08):
Usually usually the washer fluid cap has the little washer
sign on it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Which you'll wiper on it. Yeah, but there are.

Speaker 9 (01:16:16):
Yeah, if you're going to be doing some fluid changing,
you may want to google that. See what's happening on
YouTube YouTube. This is Minnesota man spotted using a chainsaw
on the nude. Witness is told a responding deputy. The
sixty six year old man was outside chainsawing while quote
butt ass naked. That did lead us to a discussion

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about the difference between butt naked and buck naked. Both
are used in English, but buck naked was the original,
more widely accepted form.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Really yeah, but but yeah, and butt ass naked is
that's another level of naked, right, like it's aggressively naked.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Uh yeah, right, I mean that's nothing, no socks even it?

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yeah, no, hat what's the difference between nude and all nude?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
That means everyone at the at the facility is.

Speaker 9 (01:17:08):
Nude all No, No, I think all nude was for
a certain type of topless bar that went to the
unfortunately went.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
To the next level, oh bottomless.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
You know one of a Dougie Doug Stanhope's weddings, everybody
was nude naked, including the elvis in person. Do you
know who else did that? Believe it or not. Kenny
Loggins had a naked wedding, Yes that right, Yes, in
the woods, no kidding, yeah, absolutely, house at Pooh Corner.

Speaker 9 (01:17:35):
Yeah, yes, it's in a book in his book. He
met and this is also true. Kenny Loggins met one
of his wives and he's been married a footloose.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
H you might have had a foot and a half loose,
am I right? Well, parenthetical to this, I know someone
that knows him quite well, and apparently he does have
a footloose. That's a little bonus. Besides it's being a
great singer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
With a name like Kenny Loggins. It does sound like
he would be hung.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
But yeah, in his book he met one of his
wives while getting an enema. Oh she was.

Speaker 9 (01:18:11):
She was giving what do they call the high end
a colon? That's right, Yeah, well that's a I guess
kind of an icebreaker.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Yeah, you wouldn't have that done. No, I'm not trying that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
I don't think you would fly.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I don't know is it legal here's in some states.
I think you have to have you have to have
a barber's license or something. I'm not sure.

Speaker 9 (01:18:32):
Yeah, but I know there's there are places where they
actually this is true. It doesn't sound like it is,
but it is. They read the leaves as they're they
not the leaves, but they they as the fluid goes out,
someone interprets it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Yeah, they have it in a giant tube like almost
It's in a frame with just the glass and then
the tube goes through it and as it's leaving your
body you can see it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:57):
Yeah, and there are people who have been trained in
theory to analyze or analyze in this case, what is
what's actually happening. Yeah, that's those are all true, true
facts about Kenny lo against it. Speaking of a speaking
of nudity, h then we had the last week, we
had the bowling nudity thing. But now they have to
they remember that they have to wear shoes. Yes, well
sure that was a bowling alley in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 6 (01:19:19):
They do.

Speaker 9 (01:19:19):
They call it balls out bowling, but they do have
to wear bowling shoes. That's got to be a great look.
And it's a private event. I think people can't come
in off the street.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
No, you can you, but there are right rules.

Speaker 8 (01:19:30):
You have to all be naked and shoes. Probably twice
a year something happens. You got to go to the garage,
didn't have clothes, socks, shoes, really and you're in there.
You feel like a freak for a little bit, but
it is kind of fun. You ever had to drive
your car nude?

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
I haven't had to, but I have for fun one time.
I have not really just just not.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
So now we're back to the nude, full nude. Okay,
shirt off, I've driven my car shirt off?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Honey, Oh, okay, I mean nude. No, it's like underwear.

Speaker 9 (01:19:58):
One time, as yet the old house, I had to
run out and if you are driving your car, just to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
My and bring it into the car.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Yeah, do you put a towel down?

Speaker 12 (01:20:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
It was it was an emergency. There was a hailstorm
coming in. My car was outside, So you ran out naked?
Did you have slippers on?

Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
I didn't, just immediately went outside, right, And I'll tell
you what when you sit in those leather seats, yeah,
it's it's HiT's chilling tail. Yeah, fortuly. There was no
knowing around them at that house was surrounded by a
wooded area.

Speaker 15 (01:20:30):
Did you get did you get goose bumps when you
sat down there? Come on, tell us all that it was.
It was pretty It was many years ago. Otherwise I
would have taken a picture for you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Coming up.

Speaker 9 (01:20:45):
An absolutely bizarre side effect that may be happening with viagra.
That is really something. No, not that that's the intended of.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
The main one, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Then?

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Yeah, another adventure with his tom and alien coming up.

Speaker 9 (01:21:03):
Okay, okay, very good and comedian when you come back,
Comedian Mark Shallafu and I'll remind you. Also Pat Godwin Youngstown,
Funny Farm Friday and Saturday. Go to Funny Farm Comedy
Club dot com for tickets, and Willie Cincinnati Saturday only
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Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
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Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
Up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Jeff o' ker
at the Silac Insurance News desk. Hi, Indeed, there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 13 (01:21:43):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
There's Willie grayswalld Morning. He's the I H. Steven Singer
sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee at the
Prize Picks Sports Desk. Here's Tom with our special guest,
handsome man just walked in, good looking goud Mark Shallafu, Hello, Mark,
good to see you again.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Yeah, it's great to be back.

Speaker 9 (01:22:04):
Mark is on his way to Goshen, Indiana, where he
will be entertaining the amish.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
He's using someone's voice and I can't place it, but
I will.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
By guys, Okay, you'll figure it out eventually.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
I will figure It's like eventually, okay, now I got
a and you count to ten so I could figure out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Just go through it all.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Yeah, sure, and the ABCD. You're right, it will come
to me. Remember kind of an alto.

Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
But Mark, good to see you, sir. I can't I
can't see. Is that a sporting team.

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
Hat you have on?

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
I can't tell it's a comedy club hat. Also, like
a lot of comedians, you wear the free merch.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
But you can tell. No, you can tell that Tom's
a big sports fan because he uses the term like
sporting team hat.

Speaker 10 (01:22:47):
The sports club you're supporting, the sports club out there,
that is, my friend, A sporting team hat, the the
the logo that represents a sporting For example, Willie has
on a really cool Indianapolis Colts.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Cat the all clue, the light blue, the powder blue.
I appreciate the compliment. I like this man the charger
blue a little bit. Since I got this. Colts are great.
This is the Daniel Jones era. There you go, Willie
light blue hat era.

Speaker 13 (01:23:10):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Yeah, can you put on you better put on a
pacer hat. Yikes, I don't want Why would you bring
that up in front of you. We're having so much
fun talking about the colts.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Okay, sorry, we're talking about the power of your hats.
You can throw a Washington General's hat on and all
of a sudden, the Ropetrotters every day everything.

Speaker 9 (01:23:26):
I love that song, the power of Hats. Well, since
you're gonna be wearing some free merch, we'll give you
one of those beautiful Bob and Tom show sweatshirts behind you, because,
by the way, you can purchase those. I forgot to
mention this one. Miss Hooker did quite a bit of
a work to get these organized. We have a pop
up store that's popped up at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
It popped up. Yeah, it's going to be popping up
just for a couple more days or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
We're going to extend the pop up shop through Sunday.

Speaker 8 (01:23:57):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Yeah, you've got the weekend to shop now.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Now, God, they hate that. Where was I see?

Speaker 9 (01:24:06):
It made me lose my train of Oh I know,
I was going to say, while you're there, go to
bobintom dot com slash contest because you can register and
make your picks, I should say, for Week twelve in
the NFL, and you could win that five hundred dollars
gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers, just like mister John
Coop did. We'll talk to him a little bit later
on with the shoeing of the week picks. Mark Shallafu.

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Are you a sports fan?

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
I am a big sports guy, and I've become more
of a sports fan since coaching my kids in youth sports.
Oh that's been an adventure because you learn right away
how good your team is going to be just based
on what name they pick. Like are Tigers they were
undefeated this season. The Mint chocolate chip ice Cream they
were not. They had a rough season for the Mint

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chocolate chip ice cream.

Speaker 13 (01:24:53):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
What's fun about coaching, too, is like I remember when
I was a kid, all of our coaches who just
hit us with like the empty cliche. It is about like, oh,
it's all about the name on the front of the jersey,
not the name on the back of the jersey. Our
team name wasn't on the front of our jersey. It
was just the logo of the company that sponsored our jerseys,
and it was the county liquor store for us. So
that's a weird rallying cry for seven year olds to

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get behind O'Brien's wine.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Have you ever been to let in all truth, have
you ever been to Graceland?

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
In Memphis. Oh, you've been to Graceland a couple of times.

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Yeah, Miss Hooker, you've been to Graceland.

Speaker 7 (01:25:29):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Oh, it's a great tour.

Speaker 9 (01:25:31):
Of course, it ends kind of sad because you got
Elvis and family buried in the back like a pet dog.
But I'm not joking when I say this, and I
can get backed.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
Up on this.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Have you been there? Check, I've not been to Graceland. No, Elvis.

Speaker 9 (01:25:46):
Elvis was a really good guy. I mean he would
buy cars for he just was this really generous soul.
Certainly had his ups and downs, but he sponsored a
bunch of Little League teams and so you know they've
they've got the pick sures of them.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Uh, you know, the so and so the Elvis team.

Speaker 9 (01:26:03):
That's cool, but it would have been really cool thought
if they had their like baseball uniforms with a really
high collar.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Their baseball helmets.

Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
They call your team the Burning Loans.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
The Elvis hair going back with yeah, maybe those glasses
with the uh with the whole.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Yes, Yeah, it's talk gonna be fun sliding in a
third base with studs all over your jerseys.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
You have to wonder if you ever came to one
of the games, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
That would be great. Try to go incognitos and nobody
would recognize them, which is some sunglasses.

Speaker 9 (01:26:32):
There are great stories about Elvis, my favorites. He was uh,
he had badges from cops all over the you know,
police departments would give him badges, and Elvis quite literally
would pull people over on the outskirts of Memphis, Uh,
in his Cadillac convertibly. Can you imagine if you're just
you're driving into Memphis, you're going a little quick, you
get pulled over by some guys.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
And then the King walks up to you.

Speaker 9 (01:26:56):
You know, yeah, registration and of course famously he got
the U. He got that badge from Richard Nixon. Oh yeah,
And that's the most By the way, the most popular
thing at the Nixon Museum is the postcard of Elvison
pick Richard Nixon.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Yeah, and that.

Speaker 9 (01:27:14):
By the way, if you've ever read about that event,
they didn't know that was gonna happen. Elvis just showed
up and Nixon was in his halvest and so I've
got rig Elvis is outside and they brought him in.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
It's a it's a classic. But we're talking with comedian
Mark Shallafu and how many kids you have?

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
I've got three kids, and uh yeah, that's a real
fun journey because the first kid is obviously your way
locked into that and that's exciting, and then you get
to that third kid and the milestones are not quite
as fun anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:27:45):
Careful well, because I'm just telling you right now, you're
looking at kid number three right there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
So I'm sure you can relate to the fact that,
you know, the parents don't care as much about some
of the milestone.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
I think we left him in the pantry. I'm not sure.

Speaker 8 (01:27:59):
It's kind of weird because he has seven and you're
not gonna have this issue because you seemed like a
respectable guy. It's like one you care, and then two
you lass, and then three less, and then now it
bounces back up and now six and seven they're getting
love out of this world.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Nobody even knows about this kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Yeah, you're just at the wrong end of that curve.
Then that's what's really hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
It's sort of a horseshoe situation.

Speaker 7 (01:28:21):
Yeah, all right, the valley of the curve.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
I'm going pretty cool, man, I'm hanging out.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
I mean, I try and hide it with mine, but
it's just like, you know, the first time I found
out that we were gonna have kids my wife, it
was a big dinner. She surprised me at that. The
third time, it was a text message. That's how she
told me. And she sent me a picture of a
positive pregnancy test, and I remember staring at that just
thinking like, wow, I really hope she meant to send
this to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
But here we are with our third Remember that commercial
a couple of years ago. They were running. I haven't
seen it lately. It was the pregnancy test thing, and
they you know, they cut to the positive test and
they're really happy. You have to wonder if they thought
about doing the other one the opposite. You know, the
guy is sweating bullets, he gets his life back.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:29:06):
Yeah, by the way, things are great here. Sorry, I
had to move across the country.

Speaker 8 (01:29:10):
When she said the photo of the pregnancy test. Was
she mad that you usued the thumbs up reaction?

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
Yeah, just do that and then never acknowledge it again
until nine months Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Do your kids have weird names? Your normal ones?

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
My kids have normal names.

Speaker 7 (01:29:24):
I did you know?

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
It was tough for us because, you know, the first
one was born in New York City on Madison Avenue.
He named her Madison Cool. And then the second daughter,
you know, was born at a hospital on Martin Luther
King Boulevard in Cincinnati, So you can't really name your
your daughter that That would have been tricky.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
So little doctor King, yeah right, little pale.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Red head, like white skinned MLK.

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
So we had to go some real names for them.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Would you mind if you ask what they were?

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Yeah? We went with Madison, Emma, Chloe by the time
we got to the fair because it's all girls too,
just tricky, so we just kind of ran out of
like good names to pull from. So we just went
with a weird Kardashian and we got a Chloe. Happens.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Now, had any of them been boys? Did you have
names picked out?

Speaker 8 (01:30:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
Yeah, I had all sorts of names. I wanted all
sorts of boys. I was gonna go John, maybe a
little Mark junior, although you can never really pull that
off anymore, I give you.

Speaker 9 (01:30:19):
Well, and that's always a trouble one. I always say
John Hinckley junior, and then that that ends that discussion.
You were going to go with a junior.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
I think that it would have been fun. I don't
know that my wife would have gone for that, you know,
she probably wouldn't have pulled the trigger on that. But
I could have gone with a Mark junior in the mix.
What wasn't it at one point? Uh moms would name
daughters after them and they'd be a junior, right, I.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Don't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Did that ever become a thing? I don't know. I
think it's a lot rarer for a female child after
the mom Jess and Jesse or something maybe for yeah
maybe yeah, maybe yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Well I had to go straight befoward, just more straightforward
because my last name stinks like Challafu is not a
fun last name for them to have. So they can't
have a weird first name too, Like that's too much trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
We've got to come up with some fake French that
means Shallafu means that like hog in the kitchen or something.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
See I wish it did. I did look up what
it actually meant, and I was hoping it would be
like warrior or something cool.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
What does it mean?

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Bald man?

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Wow? Are you bald? Not yet?

Speaker 7 (01:31:26):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
Not even living up to my name. It's not great
for my daughters.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
You could have gone with a rhyme like I mean,
I don't know, boo boo shallafou.

Speaker 9 (01:31:36):
Or yeah, if I wanted her to have a reality show.
Mark Shallafu is our guest. And Mark is going to
be on the road and a lot of spots doing
some great comedy, including Gosh in Indiana this weekend, the
Famous Hilarities in Cleveland December fourth through the sixth. Uh

(01:31:56):
Planet of the Tapes in Louisville.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
Is this a new They've been around a couple of years.
I'm excited about going down there. I've not been there before.
I've heard nothing but great things about it.

Speaker 8 (01:32:06):
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space in the back. They do a lot of like
cool nerdy stuff saying that in a nice way.

Speaker 7 (01:32:13):
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Speaker 9 (01:32:14):
And then the famous Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, Wisconsin
coming up right after Christmas, and then in Cincinnati you'll
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You can get information at Bombsawaycomedy dot com. That's in Cincinnati,
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as much. That seems a little old fashioned.

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He'll get it right.

Speaker 9 (01:34:56):
We're coming right back to the Oili Autoparts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob a Toms Show. There's
Jeff Hooker at the news desk.

Speaker 16 (01:35:06):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
There's Pat Godwin. Hey, chick, great pickleball song. I'm I'm
walking around the hallway, hammina, Tom? Do you findickleball? There's
uh Willie Griswold, Hey, what's going on? He's at the
I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Who's the guy with
a big d in the naked pickleball?

Speaker 8 (01:35:24):
Saul?

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Saul? Okay, oh really? There's as Cosby. I'm chick McGee
at the Prize Picks sports desk.

Speaker 9 (01:35:31):
Hello, Tom, we have a special guest joining us in
the studio, comedian Mark Shallafou. Hey, mister Shallafoo, father of
three all preteens.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
Yes, young girls twelve, ten and five. All right, yeah,
those are fun ages. I mean, here's what I don't
like though about those ages are the fact that they
will tell their teachers just any family gossip, just without context.
You know, though, I was teaching the five year old
how to ride her bike, and I was putting her
helmet on her the skin under her neck. The next

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day she just went in and told our teacher, I
hate it when my dad tries to snap my neck.
That's all she says. Just left it at that. That's
coming up in conferences, So I don't care for that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Yeah, the police arrive at your door. Okay, I can
see that.

Speaker 9 (01:36:16):
We do have a young lady right over there. She
is miss Jessica Hooker and she is sitting in for
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Jest with her
black turtleneck and her black glasses. And I'm breaking into
a house lander. What do you call that hairdoo?

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
I call it the grow out. I had a pixie
for a little bit, and now I'm trying to grow
it out. So I don't know, I feel like it's
Dorothy hamil Ish a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:36:41):
It's rough, right, now, it's kind of like George Harrison
on The Ed Sullivan Show, all, wow, you're dead on right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Yeah, that helps. Willie thinks.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
In the room, I don't you're the best. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:36:54):
No, we'll just pick a dude.

Speaker 9 (01:36:59):
That that's sort of like a third year of the Beatles,
where they hadn't gone full uh one day without talking
about the Beetles.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
No, it's okay. My stylist told me the other day.
She said, you're gonna when you're growing out, you're gonna
have four good weeks and four bad weeks until you
reach huh where you want to go. And I'm in
a bad four week period.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
So no four week period would be really rat crabby.
Sometimes people you're married to the period last their entire
married life. Did you know that time you should grow
out your you should grow out? You're here be ponytail guy. Oh,
ponytail bald guy, ponytail skullar? Yes, wait a minute, is

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that is that? Is that the skullt?

Speaker 7 (01:37:42):
That's the skull?

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Kind of you think?

Speaker 8 (01:37:44):
So it wouldoks so cool if you had that luscious
white hair dripping out of your cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Yes, oh yeah, pop him out of the back. Of
that that thing in the back of the that's a
good look for me. And you just go giddy up, ladies.
They would be crawling to the door that you're lying.
Giddy up, giddy up, ladies, ladies. Okay, I'll have to
write that down. The Silac Insurance News does have some
content today.

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
What do we got?

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
Scientists say viagra may reverse the damage behind one type
of deafness.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
And think about this, it's great news.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Researchers discovered genetic mutations which caused some people to be
born with hearing loss known as sensory neural hearing loss.
Scientists were able to identify a common supplement l R
janine and the erectile dysfunction drug sidentophil that's viagra right,

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as potential therapies to repair some of the damage caused
by the condition.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
So it wouldn't work for like the deafness that I'm
suffering from listening to headphones for too long.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
No, I don't think that kind. This is very specific.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
So but wouldn't that be weird though? If you were
if you were given this stuff and this the side effect.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
Was better hearing, Yeah, that would be great, better hearing
and hair growth.

Speaker 9 (01:38:57):
Talk about heart of hearing, because the type of hearing
loss that some of us in this room have huh
from Yeah, from doing radio for so long and having
the headphones too loud, or being like a lot of
musicians are, especially the older ones that were kind of

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pre in ear monitors.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
They're hearing his shot. It would be great if they
could figure out a way to help help.

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
Us with that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Well, if that was the case, I mean, you guys
are the demographic for viagra, so if you I'm just saying,
if it were effective that way, you guys would be
able to hear each other better.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
You know, I'm sitting here thinking, I think that's why
I stopped going on to launch and things other than
I don't care to go out anymore. But restaurants. Restaurants
are just forget it. I can't hear at all, man,
whoever's talking to me.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
I would choose a restaurant based on that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, because that's extraneous, always makes
it very difficult to hear.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
Yeah, you don't want to take your viagra before going
to lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
But they have really good sandwiches. Better, it'll be handy
in the evening and you can hear your wife say
no a little bit better.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Study authors say the findings are a good example of
our efforts to repurpose FDA approved drugs for treating rare diseases.

Speaker 9 (01:40:22):
Well as this happens a lot with various pharmaceuticals. There
they find out that it does something else other than
whatever it was. What's the one monoxidil off label?

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
Which one's that that was some hair thing? But it
was a blood pressure medicine, wasn't it was? It was
for something else?

Speaker 9 (01:40:40):
And then they, I guess in trials they noticed the
people taking it and some of them were actually growing
really a lot of hairy arms. And but yeah, there's
obviously there are certain times you scientists get lucky with
something else.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Well, the GLP one, isn't that a big one that
was used to treat diabetes? And now it's a weight
loss medication.

Speaker 7 (01:41:00):
So now, pat, you've got your guitar out, so you're saying,
you take a viagara and there's a possibility.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
That your hearing is gonna get better.

Speaker 7 (01:41:08):
I can hear clearly now, mat is hard.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
I took a viagron.

Speaker 13 (01:41:16):
Here y'all loud and clear, man, you're saying, no, I
had no idea. Dear, it's gonna be a loud, hard
rejection phil day. All the time I thought you were

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into me, but I pop a pill and here that
isn't so you have no desire for such into mysie.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
I hear you.

Speaker 13 (01:41:53):
It's gonna be a loud, hard rejection field day. But
on the bright side, a big erection and no hearing aids.

Speaker 7 (01:42:09):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
The only age you've got her hearing aids. That's nice.
Good to know. Let's go back to the Silak Insurance
news desk, shall we yes?

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Police in Florida arrested a man accused of stealing a
forklift and an ATM. Tallahassee Police said that the forklift
was stolen from a local middle school, while the ATM
was taken from outside of business about a mile away.
WCTV shared security footage of the suspect slowly driving the
forklift past homes in the area, leaving a trail of

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debris in his wake.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Man, that sounds fun. It sounds like a good time.
I don't know. You shouldn't do it and it's bad,
but if you're that's a great time in the moment.

Speaker 7 (01:42:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Police apprehended the thirty eight year old following a brief chase.
He faces numerous charges including burg of a structure, grand theft,
and possession of burglary tools intended to use.

Speaker 8 (01:43:07):
You think he stole the forklift to steal the ATM?
Or did he steal the forklift and he was like, man,
well I've already got this thing as well, what's next?

Speaker 6 (01:43:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
I think the former.

Speaker 9 (01:43:16):
I think he probably thought, Okay, I'm going to get
one of those at ms had planned. I think so,
I'm not very well lough, he's gonna probably go to
prison and he'll find out a different meaning of at M.
There you go from his cellmate. Maybe he's just.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Uh frustrated and forgot his pin number. All I'll show you.
Could you open one of those? Though? Even if you tough,
I don't know I would.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
I would think you would have to have a fork left?

Speaker 4 (01:43:48):
Yes, yeah, ye, he was really schemed it out pretty
well for a Florida guy.

Speaker 9 (01:43:54):
I have any idea, I don't know, But do you
have how much money would be inside the average at M?
I would think tens of thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Oh yeah, as long as it's not refill day.

Speaker 4 (01:44:06):
I don't know, I feel honestly, you could probably just
sell that forklift you stole and make just as much money.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
Yeah, you just don't even get involved with this stealing
the ATM. You've already got the forklift. Just put that
on the market.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
I always wanted to like small equipment, like smaller heavy equipment,
like a little bobcat.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Yeah, that would be so fun, a little fork.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Truck like that, A driver around. Well would you do
with it? I don't know, just driving around. Then I
got a pretty big driveway. Drive up and down the
driveway when I go dig a hole in the backyard.
Yeah dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
Have you seen these uh like kind of their construction
sites with all that kind of heavy equipment and it's
like a playground for a guy. So essentially, you go
in there, you sign a release, and you get to
play in the dirt in a forklift or they have
these places. Yeah, this is real, this exists.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
This would be a great uh team building exercise for
the Bob and Tom Show. We could go and you
could make a speech and we wouldn't pay attention. Then
we go dig a home. They have a free lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
They also have adult sandboxes. So they're like these giant
tabletop sandboxes. It's called the beach with remote control.

Speaker 9 (01:45:13):
Like, yeah, likes my question. The average bank branch ATM
between eighty and two hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
That's a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:45:25):
Yeah, so this guy could have gotten away with some
serious cash. Now we uh, speaking of sand, we have
an unusual story about sand in the news in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
This is rather sad.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Several schools in Australia were shut down after asbestos was
discovered in a brand of colorful sand that was being
used for school activities. That's not funny. Officials issued a
nationwide recall for multiple brands of the sand after lab
testing confirmed the contamination.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
You have a good news. No playground fires asbestos? You know,
playground fire probably kids. You have to learn how to
spell mesothelioma. Yeah, inhaling asbestos. Yeah, another one that's good.

(01:46:17):
Did you have at your school? We used to have
mercury Monday? Now, did you ever you were schooling someone
dropped a thermometer and the mercury balls. We'd be rolling
around with my dad. My dad had access to mercury
at the factory and he would bring home like beakers
of it and I'd play around with it. Oh yeah,

(01:46:41):
I still ever know and then I'll walk by microwave
and piss my pants. Turn out, you don't play with
you don't play around with that stuff. Just stay away
from mercury. I say no to mercury. No, there was
a there was a scare.

Speaker 9 (01:46:57):
I think there still is certain fish you're you're a chef,
you know this certain fish you're not supposed to beat
too much of. Yeah, there's certain fish you don't eat
when you're pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Lady.

Speaker 9 (01:47:08):
Yeah, I'd have to look at the chart. But I mean,
you know you're aware of this. There was a lot
of some of the store of mercury. But I bet
you didn't know this about fish. Did you see the
fish story that I handed you?

Speaker 14 (01:47:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
It involves the king of rock and roll. We were
talking about Elvis earlier. He sponsored some fish, not the band.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Elvis Presley was an American icon. Thanks for clarifying. Tom changed.

Speaker 7 (01:47:37):
Too fast.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Hang on a second. I want you to read word
for word. That's first sentence that Tom wrote this news story.

Speaker 9 (01:47:46):
I rewrote this news story and add it comes from
a magazine because you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
Were concerned someone would know who Elvis Presley.

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
Was Oh wait, wait, wait, it gets better. Elvis Presley
was an American icon who changed the face of music
and popcorn. Hey, don't get him confused with the Elvis press.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Who is the drywaller construction site? Actually Elvis stroke.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
The truck for a while, and he was known for
his hardy appetite. Obviously, the King famously loved fried peanut
butter and banana sandwiches. Wait, how do you even make
a peanut butter and bananas?

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
All right, okay, go ahead, is there there is?

Speaker 9 (01:48:29):
I heard an interview with Elvis's famous uh cook cook
and I'll talk to you Mark, This will get you'll
get tired of you don't just Elvis was famous for
having these deep fried Wait a minute, who peanut butter
peanut butter banana sandwiches?

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
The American icon And I heard.

Speaker 9 (01:48:47):
Her being interviewed and she said, there's a trick to this.
People don't make them the right way. This is this
is kind of a nuanced route to get to this.
But you take the bread and you put it in
a toaster, You make toast, then you put on the
peanut butter and the bananas, and then you deep fry it. Wow,
So you can see that would make a.

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
Lot of steps for a cheft.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
You're blowing in mind out there, that would Miss Hooker
will agree, that would give it a distinct a little crunch.
What do you call that?

Speaker 12 (01:49:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
A toothsome bite a toothsome bite, a nice mouth. We've
come full circle, yes, but I wish i'd come full
circle every now and then. Just do that, right Pat, Yeah,
spending in a chair maybe, or.

Speaker 9 (01:49:35):
It would improve your hearing exactly. Okay, I'm sorry, So Elvis.
We're talking about Elvis's diet.

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
Yeah, I know it didn't seem like it at the end,
but there were foods that he didn't like, and one
of the biggest ones was fish. He would not allow
any fish inside gracelin.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
And that's kind of cool to know, isn't it. Yeah,
there's a you've been, you have been.

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
I haven't been there times.

Speaker 7 (01:49:58):
Yeah. Do we have time? Yeah? Yeah, take you back
to it when Elvis Presley, an American icon, didn't like
fish at the Gray Place there, Love me tenders, love
me steak, but salmon stew.

Speaker 17 (01:50:14):
God give me a nutter fried peanuts butter little but catfish,
I say, no, love me tenders, Fry them deep but
salmon makes me ill. I hook the perch once in
the eye and the memory haunts me.

Speaker 1 (01:50:38):
Thank you, King ch What are you talking about when
you say king?

Speaker 6 (01:50:43):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
He is? King of rock and roll? Oh okay, that's
Who's this?

Speaker 7 (01:50:48):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
Bill Haley? Who's this the Elvi? Oh? Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (01:50:54):
Pat.

Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
That was great.

Speaker 9 (01:50:55):
We're hanging out with comedian Mark shallow Fou and he's
going to be in gosh And Indiana at the Funny
Farm coming up on Friday and Saturday night. Also while
I'm at it, Friday only, I'm sorry, Friday and Saturday,
it'll be Pat Godwin at the Funny Farm. Go to
Funnyfarmcomedy Club dot com that's in Youngstown, Ohio. And then
Willie g Saturday only at bombs Away. Go to Bombsaway

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Comedy dot com that is in Cincinnati. Oh yeah, I
know what's going on with that. So it's got some
great shows coming up.

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Things have happened. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and
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Speaker 12 (01:53:30):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Willie griswold Man. He's the
I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby, I'm
chick Baghee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. And Tom,
we have a special guest in the studio and out
of the studio.

Speaker 9 (01:53:44):
Yeah, we have a comedian, Mark Shallafou hanging out with us,
and I want to talk with Mark about his previous
career as a sports talk show host. But speaking of sports, yes,
right now, I believe we're being joined by h John Coop.
Mister Coop, are you there, sir?

Speaker 6 (01:54:01):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
Good morning, Hey, how are you all?

Speaker 9 (01:54:03):
Congratulations? You are our winner in week eleven of our
Pigskin Picks competition. You got fifteen out of fifteen in
your NFL picks last week?

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
Am I right? Okay? Do we lose them?

Speaker 6 (01:54:17):
Coop?

Speaker 1 (01:54:17):
Are you being difficult?

Speaker 10 (01:54:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
There we go, there you are, John.

Speaker 9 (01:54:21):
Well, congratulations, You've got that five hundred dollars gift certificate
from Steven Singer Jewelers, and you're gonna get to pick
against Chick McGee with the famous shoeing of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
Chick, what games have you picked? I pick them all
every week, but we'll pick one or two. I understand
you are an Indianapolis Colts fan, Coop? Is that correct?

Speaker 6 (01:54:40):
That is crusher?

Speaker 13 (01:54:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
Well, there you go. They got a big game this weekend.
They travel to Kansas Hity to take on them Chiefs.
The Colts are getting four at for now it's called Arrowhead.
They're talking about moving it to Kansas. Did you hear
this the Kansas side? What do you think of that?
What do you think about that happen anyway? Do you
like the Colts plus four or Kansas City minus four?

Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
I'll take the Colts in the four. I think it'll
be close game, but probably field goal either way, So
I'll take the Colts to.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
The point, right, sir, he is absolutely correct. I will
also take the Colts plus the four. Okay, let's see
uh Patriots traveling to the Cincinnati Bengals. Why this is interesting?
Why is that chick? Well, Joe Burrow might play this weekend?
There's a rumor, Oh you might. His toe is better.
I get uh Bengals getting nine in this one. Who

(01:55:31):
do you like? Patriots minus nine Bengals plus the nine.

Speaker 6 (01:55:36):
I'll take the Patriots on that one. I just don't
think since then he's ready to go yet this year.

Speaker 1 (01:55:41):
I kind of agree. I'd like to see the Bengals
win that game, but I think the Patriots cover minus
the nine. Now.

Speaker 9 (01:55:46):
Former Cincinnati sports talk show Oh here, Mark Shalifu was
in the studio with us. So you know a lot
about Cincinnati sports.

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
Your thoughts.

Speaker 4 (01:55:55):
Yeah, I think you could take the Patriots too, just really, yes,
just because the Bengals defense is so bad and Joe
Flacco is great for a forty year old quarterback. I
like seeing the forty year olds do well. But he's
kind of banged up too, so who knows.

Speaker 9 (01:56:08):
I'm getting a huge Joe Flacco fan, So he's great.
I'm gonna go with Cincinnati. Joe is gonna have four touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (01:56:15):
Let's hope if he played, maybe Burrow will play. You
don't know, you don't, I don't know about the NFL
either way. Either way, that's it's gonna be awesome. They
call it a week to week league, John, you know
that very of course. The biggest spread, pardon me, fellas
biggest spread all week since the Seattle Seahawks in Tennessee.

(01:56:36):
The Titans are getting fourteen. Who do you like Tennessee
plus fourteen, Seattle minus the fourteen.

Speaker 6 (01:56:43):
I'll take Seattle minus the fourteen.

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
Okay, well, this is where we diverge. I will take
the Titans plus the fourteen. Seahawks win, of course. But yeah,
there's some about the Titans. They're just kookie. I like
a kokie NFL team, peyda John.

Speaker 9 (01:56:56):
Your last name is Coop, and I've learn a lot
of guy's name Cooper, including the late great Steve Cooper.

Speaker 1 (01:57:02):
We called him Coop. But if your name is already Coop,
do you have a nickname.

Speaker 6 (01:57:07):
Life?

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
Okay, so we can call you Coop? Oh Coop?

Speaker 6 (01:57:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:57:11):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:57:11):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
Hey, Coop's try for our next game? Go ahead? Check
you would consider us? Can I borrow a twenty bucks Coop? Anyway? Uh?
Big NFC game coming up? Uh Sunday, the second window.

Speaker 6 (01:57:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
The Eagles travel to Jerry World to take on them
Cowboys or all of a sudden, a decent football team.
They're telling me, you like Cowboys plus four at home
or the Eagles minus the four.

Speaker 6 (01:57:36):
I'll take Eagles minus the four.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
I will take uncharacteristically, and my tongue's gonna jump out
of its mouth and run down the hallway. Give me
the Cowboys plus the four. They win this game out right,
beating the Eagles. Philly's got a lot of problems, kids. Wow.
Now a wide receiver on the Eagles might just get
up and walk off the field during the game. That's fascinating.
I'm talking to my buddy Coop.

Speaker 9 (01:57:58):
Hey, Coop, it turns out you live in the same
city as Christy Lee. Now I just I I know
it's supposed to be a secret ballot ballot. He said, yes,
did you vote yes or no for her moving to
your town?

Speaker 6 (01:58:13):
I've heard yes.

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
Okay, well thanks, this is the first yes vote we found, Coop.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (01:58:21):
Congratulations and enjoy that gift certificate from Steven Singer. Julis
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Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
Thank you, sir, Thank you very much. All right, Cop,
have a great Thanksgiving. Okay. Now, I mentioned this a
minute ago that.

Speaker 9 (01:58:36):
Mark Shallafu, a former sports talk show host, that's a
that's a hard gig to do. It is you got
to watch a lot of stuff, and you're a married guy.
Did you have to tell your wife? Look, I'm working
right now.

Speaker 4 (01:58:49):
You've got to have a good prod to just get
out of the get out of the room. I'm watching
the game for work, and the next game and the
game after that. Right, keep your distance. I liked sports
talk just because I started out of college as a
producer on the trucking show which was overnight, sure, and
that I didn't I wasn't aware that, like truckers would
call in with their handles. So like the first day

(01:59:10):
I was there, somebody called in and he's like, oh,
this is Darth Vader. I was calling for Doc Holliday,
Can you leave him my number? And I just thought
I was getting pranked, so like, no, we're not doing this.
So I didn't last long on the Trucking Show.

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
Did you ever meet Trumpy I Trump? Yeah, he was awesome,
sadly gone. I love that guy.

Speaker 7 (01:59:29):
He was so good.

Speaker 4 (01:59:30):
Yeah, he was a legend for sure, good, great, great.

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
Voice radio and TV, so you got to hang with
him a.

Speaker 4 (01:59:36):
Little bit little. I met him once when he came
through the studios, and yeah, very good guy. Definitely an
icon in the broadcasting world, and my career did not
quite hold up to his in the sports talking realm,
because you are it is so much. You just you
get burned out on how good or bad the teams are.
So I was there for a bad era of Cincinnati sports.
Oh yeah, and that's a lot to take. When the

(01:59:58):
Bengals stink and the red stink. You have to make
them interesting day after day.

Speaker 9 (02:00:01):
And you have to watch college games and m hm,
how can you. I don't see how these guys are
gonna have that much knowledge about that many different things.

Speaker 4 (02:00:09):
Yeah, it does. I'm always impressed with the people that
can do it. For twenty years, I'm like, how are
you still coming up with hot takes on this? Like
you hear the same cliches from coaches, and like I
remember having coaches on and they would just go on
these rants about how it's all about honesty. And then
I would try and use that with my kids when
I coached them, and that never played out as well.

(02:00:30):
The only time I figured out that it worked is
we were leaving my daughter's soccer game and we passed
a girl on the other team who said asked if
we wanted to pet her dog because she was going
to heaven that day. And so my daughter is crushed
by this, right and so she as she was like, Daddy,
why did she say that? What does she mean? And
so I was honest with her and I was like, sweetie,
I'm so sorry, but this is what happens when you

(02:00:52):
don't try hard enough at soccer. She won a championship
that season.

Speaker 9 (02:01:00):
Moments Mark Shallafu He's gonna be doing a bunch of
stops in the next couple of months, including Goshen, Indiana
this weekend. Then it's the Great Hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio,
Louisville's Planet of the Tapes December twelfth, Then just after
Christmas the Skyline Comedy Club, another great club in Appleton, Wisconsin,

(02:01:23):
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Speaker 1 (02:01:43):
And that's both Friday and Saturday. And Pat is going
to take his guitar and are they going to get
the pickleball song?

Speaker 9 (02:01:49):
Sure, yes, memorized, that's very good, okay, And coming up comedian,
coming up our apology for comedian Al Jackson.

Speaker 1 (02:01:59):
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Speaker 1 (02:02:18):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. In the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker. Hello, she's at
the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, chick,
pickleball playing pickaball. We don't have to do that again, bakeball,
pick along. There's Willie Griswold, Hey, man, he's at the
I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby, Hey,

(02:02:40):
I'm chick bighee.

Speaker 9 (02:02:41):
Hello, Tom joining us in the studio. Comedian Mark Shallafoe
and joining us. Pooh, what did I say?

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
Follow? It's it's fool You've said it?

Speaker 4 (02:02:50):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:02:51):
All morning? Yeah, I know, I was. I was trying.
I was distracted. I was trying to see if we
had Al on the screen. There, there we go. There's
Al jack there's Al. But hang on second, wait is
it ladies and gentlemen, it's Hugh Jackman coming. I'm sorry
a second, can you uh?

Speaker 9 (02:03:08):
Pol Last week Al was in studio for three hours.
All of a sudden, Hugh Jackman walks in and Al.
We put him in the room, and I guess the
mic wasn't working or something.

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
What happened?

Speaker 16 (02:03:20):
No one said a word to me, Tom, So, welcome
to my world. I could have had the same microphone
that they used to announce the lineups for the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (02:03:31):
Well, some good news, I understand.

Speaker 9 (02:03:33):
Now we we have a Mark Shallafu in the studio
with his former a sports talk show host. He's from
Greater Cincinnati, and I understand you've been offered the job
of running the Colorado Rockies. That's that's how bad they are.
They're just picking a random fan.

Speaker 16 (02:03:50):
That would be I've always said that that's what the
brown should do. Just I mean, our season's over, so
just like if you brought cleats, like you should be
able to.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
Get in the game at some point in the second half.

Speaker 6 (02:04:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:04:02):
That first of all, that's that's really cool that you
talk sports. Uh, I'm assuming big Bengals fan. How do
you feel about maybe replacing New Joe with old Joe?

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
Pay him a lot less.

Speaker 4 (02:04:13):
Old Joe would be great if he didn't get hurt
every other hit, and with the Bengals offensive line, he's
gonna take some hits. So I would prefer any Joe
at this point that doesn't get hurt.

Speaker 1 (02:04:23):
Oh yeah, well now the but the offense will be great. Yeah,
what is what they call it? They say, what is it?
Welcome to the jungle. And then for the defense it's
just you're welcome. Yeah, there's infighting between the offense and
the defense and the team.

Speaker 9 (02:04:41):
And now I first off, all I understand you're doing
some road work in Syracuse, New York this weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:04:49):
A great spot. Uh, you'll be able to see Al
Jackson live and in person. And what's the name of
the club, Al.

Speaker 16 (02:04:56):
The Funny Bone, Yes, and Syracuse, So come on out.
I think the Syracuse Orange are actually having a good
year this year. And I'll also be in Dallas next
week on the twenty ninth, and then Fort Worth on
the twenty eighth. But yeah, come out and see me
Syracuse this weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:05:12):
That's what's up. Now we should explain to Mark the
way the show works is that Alice is when a
huge star comes in, they put me in.

Speaker 12 (02:05:23):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:05:23):
The worst thing about that time.

Speaker 16 (02:05:26):
Is I didn't see until my girlfriend showed me the
clip of Hugh Jackman walking in and goes, what's the
chances of an empty seat sitting here?

Speaker 1 (02:05:33):
I'm like, pretty high. Actually it was about his life
that was really cool. We didn't I found.

Speaker 9 (02:05:41):
Out about that about ten minutes before it happened because
they didn't know if mister Jackman was going to be
able to be here. So but I didn't tell anybody.
So when he walked in here, these guys they looked
up and didn't you at first think it was a
Hugh Jackman look alike.

Speaker 1 (02:05:55):
No, I said, it's about time you got here, Hugh Jackman.
Where have you been? What I said? Very funny?

Speaker 9 (02:06:01):
Wow, it was fun. But now Al, I was explaining
how this show works. Al as a hypnos level, as
you can imagine, significantly higher than mine. So what Al
does is we talk about words, and I'm trying to
become a little more conversant with the lingo of the street.

Speaker 1 (02:06:18):
If you will, Al, what's our opener for today?

Speaker 7 (02:06:21):
What word do we have?

Speaker 16 (02:06:23):
This is actually a phrase? And I like doing the
segment because Tom, I'm learning too. We're learning and laughing together.

Speaker 1 (02:06:29):
Good.

Speaker 16 (02:06:30):
So Tom, we kind of know when we've heard the
phrase soft launch when it comes to companies. Sure, but
when would you hear that said between friends?

Speaker 1 (02:06:41):
That was a soft launch? Wow? When something didn't go well.

Speaker 16 (02:06:49):
I'm curious because I feel like this is like a
word that probably willy And have you heard this phrase?

Speaker 1 (02:06:54):
Willy?

Speaker 7 (02:06:55):
Yeah? For sure.

Speaker 1 (02:06:56):
Should I give you a hint? Should I just say it?
What do you need here? Give me a hint? Okay,
So a.

Speaker 8 (02:07:01):
Hard launch is a hard announcement of Let's say, Jess
Caulsman on our staff yesterday she posted a picture of
her at twenty six weeks pregnant. That's sort of a
hard launch to the photo of a pregnancy announcement. Right
with that as a hard launch, what do you think
a soft launch would be?

Speaker 1 (02:07:18):
Does that help.

Speaker 2 (02:07:22):
Some?

Speaker 9 (02:07:22):
Like a profile shot where it's not clear if she
is indeed pregnant, kind of.

Speaker 8 (02:07:27):
Focused on the pregnancy part of this, and that I
got worried about that. Yeah, kind yeah, I mean kind
of yeah. Maybe I would say a better example of
soft launch, like a hard launch, would be like a
picture of a ring. We're getting engaged, and the soft
launch is after you in that engagement, and then you
don't tell anybody about it. But then six months later
you post a picture of you at dinner and there's

(02:07:49):
a beer and a wineglass implying, hey, I'm out with
a gal. Is that are we kind of closed there?
That's exactly what. Yeah, that's perfect And people I love
this phrase. People do it all the time.

Speaker 16 (02:08:01):
People don't come out and say Willy is my boyfriend now,
They'll just be like it'll be their normal feed And
then there's like a picture of them getting something from
a food truck and Willy's in the background, and then
like Willy's shoes are next to hers on the It's
just like these little things that are letting people know like, hey,
he's spoken for, but we haven't really committed.

Speaker 7 (02:08:21):
To it yet.

Speaker 1 (02:08:22):
Uh hah, that's kind of cool. Yeah, it's actually like
some of you us in real life. So I'm I'm
trying to think if I can use that on a sentence,
give me an example in a sentence all I'm not
going to be able to do this right. Yeah, you know,
I'm glad my ex moved on, but just say it already.

Speaker 16 (02:08:42):
I'm tired of the soft launch with the pictures of
his uh you know, softball jersey on the couch and
just like we're just like what if I just burst
into tears recounting softball jersey on the couch was so
specific an instag story last week. I mean honestly, I

(02:09:03):
was like, I think the reason me and my ex
wife have such a good relationship is we both like
when she first told me that she met her husband,
I was like, oh, what's that? But like we're like
we became like real friends. I think that's what we
were meant to be. So it's like I got you know,
but I could see if you didn't really get over
your ex, like everything on Instagram must just stab you

(02:09:24):
in the heart. Wow, Okay, let's get to our next word.

Speaker 1 (02:09:28):
Please, what have we got? Al Jackson?

Speaker 16 (02:09:30):
Oh, Tom, let's do this one. I might say it
incorrectly because it's an acronym. It's an acronym that we
will not figure out the basis of. But Tom, what
if I told you to cybow to what or cbow?

Speaker 1 (02:09:44):
How do you spell it? S? Y B A U
S why be anybody? Seems like the name of a
dog that costs four thousand dollars?

Speaker 7 (02:09:55):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
Cu? Are those the first two s?

Speaker 16 (02:09:57):
Why?

Speaker 1 (02:09:58):
Yeah? Not at all?

Speaker 7 (02:10:00):
Both?

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
Yeah, he told you that's why be able to help you?
And you said, is that r F or what? I
don't I don't know what is the S Y C you,
I'll see you. Okay, the worst no no, So the
first letter is S. I'll give that to you. I'll
give you the it's s y.

Speaker 11 (02:10:21):
The Y is.

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
Your Yeah, uh, save your no. No, Well you know
what it is?

Speaker 11 (02:10:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:10:31):
Is this is this a text texting thing?

Speaker 2 (02:10:34):
Yeah, it can be. It's kind of uh, it got
some legs. It's a meme right now that goes around
a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:10:41):
It's it.

Speaker 2 (02:10:42):
Actually, you find it in the comments of a lot
of a lot of female influencers that take a lot
of heat for you know, whether it's a trad wife
or whatever situation. But you'll get some haters in the
comments that will leave this.

Speaker 6 (02:10:57):
What is it? So?

Speaker 1 (02:10:57):
What does it mean?

Speaker 2 (02:10:58):
It means shut your bitch us up?

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
I was going to dance around that.

Speaker 6 (02:11:05):
I think.

Speaker 1 (02:11:08):
When you get the opportunity to say that's my father,
you take it all right?

Speaker 10 (02:11:11):
I did.

Speaker 1 (02:11:12):
I would not have gotten that.

Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
We surprised.

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
We could have hinted all day long. Wow. Yeah, okay,
that's a little rough. So it's is it? Is it
strictly for a lady? No?

Speaker 2 (02:11:26):
Not necessarily.

Speaker 1 (02:11:28):
I left four jokes on the table right there.

Speaker 16 (02:11:33):
I'll say that, I'll say this I remember, just to
show you how everything gets elevated time. I remember in
my house growing up, and you know, just saying shut
up was like that was in the It wasn't a
curse word, but it was in the family, like you
couldn't if my mom heard me tell my sister to
shut it like that would be like we couldn't.

Speaker 6 (02:11:55):
Say any of this.

Speaker 1 (02:11:56):
And now we're way past that.

Speaker 9 (02:11:58):
Yeah, I was only that that kids radio channel where
they take contemporary songs and they redo them with little
kids singing them spop yeah there, which and they're often
really inappropriate. That one shut up and dance. They left
the shut up in I was really surprised. Yeah, shut
up was like.

Speaker 1 (02:12:14):
A curse word around mom when I was a kid.

Speaker 9 (02:12:17):
Now, Al, I want to remind everybody that you're going
to be not shutting up, but on stage in Syracuse
at the Funny Bone coming up Friday and Saturday evening
for some great live stand up comedy.

Speaker 7 (02:12:28):
Al.

Speaker 1 (02:12:28):
It's always it very pleasure to see you. I love Yeah.
We will look forward to.

Speaker 9 (02:12:32):
Seeing you again in the studio and talking to you again.
If we don't talk to you next week, have a
great Thanksgiving you.

Speaker 1 (02:12:39):
Guys, too. Oh love you guys all right Enjojia holiday
I found see you, thank you all.

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(02:14:30):
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So it'll be the man. Okay, very good. We have
a we have a rate that again we have we
have Steve Irwin News, Parrot.

Speaker 7 (02:14:42):
News and.

Speaker 1 (02:14:44):
Today in History.

Speaker 9 (02:14:45):
You say, Parrot News parrot. Yeah, okay, we have got
a great parrot story all right. Of course, when we
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Speaker 1 (02:14:57):
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Speaker 7 (02:15:16):
Ay, chick.

Speaker 1 (02:15:16):
There's Willie Griswold, a man the wall of Griswold's over there,
there's a cosmic I'm chick. We have a special guest,
Tom Mark Schallafou, comedian has joined us in the studio.
Is it possible for you to say Mark Schallafood, Just
Mark shelaf That just did Mark Shellafu? No, no foo,
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(02:15:43):
put some flavk you very much.

Speaker 9 (02:15:46):
We have a miss Hooker over there at the Silac
Insurance News desk.

Speaker 1 (02:15:49):
What do you got?

Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
Researchers have named a newly discovered snake species after Australian
naturalist and media personality Steve Irwin croi key. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:16:00):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (02:16:00):
The new species of wolf snake was discovered on the
Great Island in India. It was named Irwin's. It was
named Irwin's wolf snake or like codin er Winnie, in
honor of the late Stephen Robert Erwin.

Speaker 1 (02:16:19):
What do you think of that?

Speaker 9 (02:16:20):
It's nice, a great honor. They always do this, like
Latin thing where they take it and pluribus snake.

Speaker 4 (02:16:27):
Yeah, being named after a snake, that's not a great
thing though, right, Like, that's a pretty bad clacher to
have named after you.

Speaker 1 (02:16:33):
But for him this goes to Irwin. But for him
that's that would be well, it could have been worse.

Speaker 2 (02:16:38):
They could have named a sting ray.

Speaker 4 (02:16:42):
Yeah, it opened some eyes though you stay away from
that Irwin sting ray for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:16:46):
The sting Steve, no big deal. One shot stinger, lucky shot.
A lot of stuff in Australia can kill you. Never
noticed that spiders, snakes the people.

Speaker 2 (02:16:58):
But are there any big murders from us?

Speaker 7 (02:17:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:17:01):
Oh sure, there were a bunch of criminals to start off.

Speaker 9 (02:17:04):
Yeah, there's the there was that famous case that is
still up and running about the woman in Australia that
allegedly gave the poison.

Speaker 2 (02:17:13):
To uh her in laws.

Speaker 1 (02:17:14):
Yeah, I remember that thing.

Speaker 9 (02:17:16):
It's a huge story in Australia. But we met Jackman,
who's the nicest guy on earth, and he's Australian.

Speaker 1 (02:17:22):
That happens all the time here. What in laws poisoned
their outlaws? If you will? Oh yeah, it's kind of
a rare thing in Australia. I don't know how rare
it is here, but we'll move. You're trying to tell
me you wouldn't like to poison your in laws? Of
course not. He's taking me seriously. I don't know what

(02:17:43):
you're talking about, Like we're talking here on a fun
comedy show. I'm not trying to guess you do admit
to anything. It's just a mean question. What what's mean
about it? Would you like that? It's so stupid? Would
you like to poison your daughter? No, she's not an
in law?

Speaker 7 (02:17:59):
In law?

Speaker 2 (02:17:59):
Yeah, but have you you ever liked your in laws
more than you liked your partners?

Speaker 8 (02:18:03):
Oh my gosh, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah, oh wait
not part Sorry I thought you were gonna say family.

Speaker 1 (02:18:10):
I got a little too excited that was a bummer
for me.

Speaker 2 (02:18:14):
Well, but if you're dating someone and then you meet like,
you know, his sister or extended family, maybe even his parents,
and you're like, wow, these people are great.

Speaker 8 (02:18:23):
Oh I for sure dated people and then I've been like,
I gotta text her brother. Man, I hope he's cool.
I hope Okay, me and him used to smoke weed together.
I hope he's all right.

Speaker 6 (02:18:30):
Man.

Speaker 4 (02:18:31):
That's a little bit different than dating a woman and
being like, oh, I should have dated her sister.

Speaker 1 (02:18:35):
Yeah, that's different.

Speaker 7 (02:18:37):
Very good, very good.

Speaker 1 (02:18:38):
That's the voice done that, like the successful switch. Oh yeah,
my buddy Tim did.

Speaker 8 (02:18:43):
My buddy Tim dated a girl for like three months
in high school and then later on started dating her sister,
and now he's married to the sister.

Speaker 7 (02:18:51):
O wow.

Speaker 18 (02:18:52):
Yeah younger sister or older sister, older sister, Oh wow,
made the upgrade. That's pretty tough thing to do. So
they always said the moon landing is the most amazing
sci No this guy, Yeah, that had to be a
little awkward.

Speaker 1 (02:19:04):
I'm here new where the bathroom was you? The place
you do the house?

Speaker 7 (02:19:07):
Your set?

Speaker 1 (02:19:08):
Yeah wow?

Speaker 9 (02:19:10):
Uh Now your sister used to moan like this, let's
let's talk about Mark. Let's talk about your family. You've
got three girls. Yep, they're all preteen, right, yep?

Speaker 1 (02:19:21):
Oldest is what twelve, twelve, ten, and five? Okay, five
is about to turn some How much money do you
spend on Taylor Swift related?

Speaker 4 (02:19:29):
Thankfully they are not big Taylor Swift. I dodged that bullet.
Now I have had to go to the K Pop
Demon Hunters sing along at the movie theater and that
kind of stuff. That's the trade off, But haven't had
to fork over the thousands of dollars to take them
to the concerts.

Speaker 1 (02:19:43):
So I dodged. They did they do the the K
Pop Demon Hunter's costumes for Halloween?

Speaker 4 (02:19:49):
No, because they thought it was going to be too overexposed.
So they wanted the costumes just to have, and so
we didn't do that. I'm like, I'm not just buying
you costumes just to wear with your friends. But no,
we didn't do the costumes for that this year.

Speaker 1 (02:20:02):
I see, now you've been married for quite a while.

Speaker 7 (02:20:05):
I have been.

Speaker 4 (02:20:06):
You know, I'm in that stage of marriage now because
I'm you know, she's in her late thirties. I just
turned forty. That I enjoyed because the arguments are just
so pointless. You know, you fight about everything and none
of it really matters. Like she apologized for an argument
we got in the other day, which was a big
win for me, and then she stopped me. She's like,
you know what, let's just skip all that fighting next time.

(02:20:27):
Next time. You know, I was just being crazy, so
just stop me in the beginning and tell me I'm
being crazy. I'm like, yeah, that's gonna work. Yeah, I'm
gonna get stabbed in the throat.

Speaker 1 (02:20:36):
Yeah, hey, calm down. That always works. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:20:40):
Has that ever worked in the history of anything? Not
one anyone said hey, oh, just calm down.

Speaker 4 (02:20:44):
No, we even got into a fight. The fight we
got into most recently was because she would tell me
her problems at work or whatever, and I would try
and solve them, you know, and she said, I don't
want you to solve the problems. I just want you
to listen to them and say, that's interesting some of
the problems she has though or about me, where she's like, oh,
I need you to do more around the house, and
now I'm like, yeah, that's interesting, so interesting. She's like,

(02:21:07):
that's all you have to say for yourself. I'm like,
you're being crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:21:12):
With that.

Speaker 9 (02:21:13):
Now, do you live in town? You live in the
Cincinnati area. Are you a suburban guy? Orre you a
downtown Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:21:19):
When we moved from New York City to Cincinnati, we
went to the suburbs, which I didn't think that I
would like. I love it though, because of our neighborhood
Facebook group. That is so much fun because it's just
so much more personal than most social media. Like most
social media just everyone's like, oh, I hate politicians, but
then you go to the neighborhood Facebook group and everybody's
just like, I hate Greg eighteen sixty seven Pine Mills

(02:21:43):
drive that Greg, I love it. Well, you live in
the type of neighborhood too, where everybody knew the garbage man.
He passed away a few weeks ago. So that was
a big day in the neighborhood Facebook group, and so
like people posted pictures they had and remembrances, all that
little stories, and so old lady she just posted, I
hope that Kevin is doing his route in Heaven today,

(02:22:04):
and man, I hope not. Yeah, that is a real
bummer if you get to Heaven and find out you
keep doing your job forever, especially on that Yeah, sacrifice
and you get to the pearly gates and they're like, okay,
welcome in, there's your truck. You gotta get to work.

Speaker 9 (02:22:22):
Yeah, one day is trash day. We're talking with Mark Shallafu, comedian.
Uh should we do today in history today instead of tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (02:22:30):
We could?

Speaker 1 (02:22:31):
That's crazy? Got that screwed up early? Oh yeah yeah
we did. Go let's see today. Okay, give it a
very good one. I wonder if Willie you'll know this one.
What do you got? Happy birthday? Richard Dawson, m Ringy Bell.
So far maybe a couple of hents here.

Speaker 7 (02:22:51):
Kiss kiss the ladies is a vent?

Speaker 8 (02:22:53):
Kisses the lad man. I don't think I know Steve Harvey, Yeah,
I got nothing. He was the first guy a family
feud host.

Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
That's nice. He would just kiss a lady, then kiss
her kid, then kid sister. He was famous. Then a
real just handshake to dad, draw the line eventually.

Speaker 2 (02:23:11):
Yeah did he did he?

Speaker 7 (02:23:15):
What's the that's another guy you're thinking?

Speaker 1 (02:23:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah no, Richard Dawson. I believe he
is deceased. Survey says, remember, okay, sorry, all right, what
she's describing it is called her from now on. He
became famous in the United States because he was on
the crew of Hogan's Heroes. Okay, uh new Kirk remember that? Yeah?

(02:23:38):
Was he new Kirk? He was British. I think at
the British ka. Let's see now, Oh, here we go.
This is a good one.

Speaker 9 (02:23:45):
The great Joe Walsh guitarist for the Eagles and a
great solo artist. Happy birthday Joe born in nineteen forty seven.

Speaker 1 (02:23:54):
I'm a huge fan.

Speaker 9 (02:23:55):
I believe they're gonna be going back to the sphere
in Vegas. I've seen him there that I saw the
Eagles though. They were great, and Joe, of course is terrific. Willie,
do you remember this one? She was born in nineteen
fifty six. Her name Bo Derek.

Speaker 8 (02:24:10):
Man singer right, no, no, Thomas another hint, Tommy boy,
oh Tommy, Oh yeah, Bo Derek quite familiar Tommy boys.

Speaker 1 (02:24:18):
He's got the short haircut going on, big fans.

Speaker 2 (02:24:20):
She's the step mom. Yeah really, yeah, that's what he
would he and I would know her from.

Speaker 3 (02:24:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:24:26):
Yeah, she was in the movie ten Yes, and she
had the weird corn rows she did. Yeah, not a
good look. Let's see you.

Speaker 2 (02:24:37):
See I feel like I look like Dudley Moore sometimes too.

Speaker 9 (02:24:40):
No, no, he's more of a curly Oh, okay, this
is interesting. In nineteen twenty three, a guy named Garrett
Morgan patented the three position traffic light.

Speaker 1 (02:24:51):
You bet he did. Hey, let's see yeah, red, fort stop,
green for going, yellow, for go faster.

Speaker 7 (02:24:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:25:03):
And lastly, the Beatles played the Cavern Club in nineteen
sixty one. How about the how about this one? The
first Toy story released in nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 6 (02:25:14):
We need to.

Speaker 1 (02:25:16):
Rename this segment. Tom's history is what we need to
call it.

Speaker 9 (02:25:20):
Well, these are things that I find they're exciting. You fine, Yeah,
Yesterday I talked with the great actor and comedian Tim Allen.
We're going to feature some of that interview tomorrow. And
Tim was is spending today. He said he'll be doing the.

Speaker 1 (02:25:31):
Voice of buzz Lightyear for about five hours today as
they work on Toy Story five and again the storyline
apparently the toys are all sitting around and the kid
is handed an iPad and what happens now, So we'll.

Speaker 9 (02:25:46):
Look forward to it here from Tim, because it was
really great talking to him. He's got a he's got
a new show. On ABC that's doing great.

Speaker 1 (02:25:53):
So well. We talked about that and a lot about cars,
and I opened the interview with a quiz and not
know the answer. I was, I was really disappointed. Yeah,
that's a great way to start to do. Yeah, I
figured the guy quick, well, man, first up, you're wrong,
all right?

Speaker 7 (02:26:10):
Well he was.

Speaker 1 (02:26:11):
He was in his garage.

Speaker 9 (02:26:13):
He has a he has a garage where they restore
classic cars. So I just thought, well, I'll open up
with one. I thought he'd get it because he's such
a Michigan guy. But the question was, maybe you'll get
this in the first in the first year of the
TV show Mannix, this question, what kind of car did

(02:26:35):
Joe Mannic strive?

Speaker 1 (02:26:36):
Just in the first year?

Speaker 9 (02:26:37):
Just in the first Yeah, he worked for intertect and
Joe Mannix played by Krek or Ohanyan better known as
Mike Connors. Anyone know, he drove a custom convertible Oldsmobile
Toronado just to be And I was, I was waiting
for Tim to go I own that car.

Speaker 4 (02:26:54):
Yeah, because he's got at some cars.

Speaker 9 (02:26:56):
He's got some cars and for his new show. By
the way, the cars on the show, Tim's garage rents
them to the studio. Oh wow, Yeah, that's kind of cool,
isn't it. Well, let's let's move on. We'll get back
to the action.

Speaker 1 (02:27:08):
So glad you couldn't hear what Tim was thinking when
you were asking that that question.

Speaker 6 (02:27:13):
I think he was.

Speaker 7 (02:27:13):
He was.

Speaker 1 (02:27:14):
I'm sure you thought he thought it was fascinating. I'm
sure you did.

Speaker 9 (02:27:18):
Have you ever seen a convertible tornado? There's only one.
They're very cool. That's got to be floating around somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:27:23):
There's only one car. Yeah, it was a customer. It
was custom made for the show. Where do they get
parts from that? What happens when they need an oil filter?
They canceled the show at that point. That's exactly right.
This whole show brought down, Miss Hooker. What else is
happening over there at the Silac Insurance news desk?

Speaker 2 (02:27:41):
Police in South Korea were called to a cafe in
central Soul after customers reported that a large, loose parrot
had flown inside and was stealing SIPs of their coffee.
Witnesses said the brightly colored bird hopped from table to table,
showing no fear as it dipped its beak into unattended drinks.

Speaker 1 (02:28:01):
OLLI want.

Speaker 2 (02:28:04):
Animal rescue officers and police were eventually able to catch
the bird and took it to a local shelter.

Speaker 9 (02:28:12):
If a bird drank all that caffeine, would they talk faster?

Speaker 2 (02:28:17):
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:28:18):
Maybe, yeah, I would have to affect them, it would
affect him someway.

Speaker 6 (02:28:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:28:22):
The people working in that shelter were not happy.

Speaker 1 (02:28:26):
An overly caffeinated parrot. Oh yeah, I guess.

Speaker 9 (02:28:31):
There are thousands of exotic birds that have been set
free and places like southern California.

Speaker 2 (02:28:38):
Yeah, they say it's becoming a problem.

Speaker 9 (02:28:41):
Because there's those birds require a lot of care and
or not, and people's just go, well, I've had enough
and let them go. Not a good thing to do
for A friend of mine had a couple of those
birds there. They had a bird that one of them
would imitate the dogs, So the dogs would leave the
room and the parrot would start barking and the dogs

(02:29:02):
would come flying.

Speaker 1 (02:29:03):
And looking for dogs.

Speaker 4 (02:29:04):
Yeah, just trolling the dogs. I kind of like that approach.

Speaker 9 (02:29:06):
Yeah, So the parrot's got a great sense of humor.
You watch this, Look at these idiots. We had time
for one more story.

Speaker 2 (02:29:13):
What do you got let's see, Oh okay, here we
go from Great Britain Police and Derby Shire responded to
a call about a small bully type dog tied up
to the at the top of the hill near Mattlock,
but when officers arrived they didn't find a dog at all.
They found Spin the Reindeer from Disney's Frozen or at

(02:29:34):
least a giant plush toy version of him. Huh yes,
please say the stuffed reindeer had been carefully propped up
and secured to a fence and mistakenly reported as a
bully dog.

Speaker 1 (02:29:47):
It could have been worse. Could have been one of
those sex dolls where they think there's a drowning victim
and they they get the swat team coming in and
they got onto the river and it's just gross. You know,
some big sex doll just ran DNA.

Speaker 2 (02:30:02):
This was from officers supposed to a photo online joking
that Sven had been rescued and was now safe and
sound back at the station.

Speaker 1 (02:30:11):
What Elsea did they find?

Speaker 4 (02:30:16):
Appreciate it?

Speaker 7 (02:30:16):
They let it go.

Speaker 1 (02:30:21):
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Speaker 9 (02:31:55):
We got a great event that we forgot to mention
in today industry. We'll get to it and we come
back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (02:32:02):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning. You got something to say,
send us an email Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com,
A rule off.

Speaker 1 (02:32:13):
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk
is Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Pac Godway.

Speaker 4 (02:32:21):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (02:32:21):
Check Willie Griswolds here. Hey, good morning. It's as Cosby.
I'm chick Wigee.

Speaker 9 (02:32:25):
Hello Tom, Hello everybody. It's great to see you with
us in the studio. Mark Shallafu ey comedian is here
with us. Former Salafou sports.

Speaker 1 (02:32:35):
Talk show guy. Uh, what was your did you do
picks on your sports talk show?

Speaker 4 (02:32:40):
Yeah? And they were never good? You're doing picks?

Speaker 13 (02:32:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:32:44):
You just hope that people forget about them. I feel
terrible and just let them roll, let them go.

Speaker 9 (02:32:49):
Man on some of the shows now on Sunday Morning
Mail show the the records of these guys, and it
can be pretty sad.

Speaker 4 (02:32:56):
Yeah, you throw their salaries next to those and it's
even saturdern Yeah, they're making that for how bad they
are there.

Speaker 1 (02:33:02):
Yeh, yeah they are.

Speaker 9 (02:33:03):
Now you're gonna be on the road. You'll be in
a place called Goshen, Indiana this weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:33:09):
Yeah, Cosmopolitan Goshen. I'm excited to be there.

Speaker 1 (02:33:12):
It'd be fun.

Speaker 9 (02:33:12):
And then, speaking of roadwork, Pat Godwin at the Youngstown
Funny Farm. Go to Funnyfarmcomedyclub dot com for tickets. That's
Friday and Saturday. Willie g Saturday only in Cincinnati at
bombs Away Comedy, Ticket information, et cetera at Bombsawaycomedy dot com.
And we did our Today in History segment, but I
missed this one. Oh this is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (02:33:37):
You might remember this chick once again, this is Tom's
history and this is something he thinks it was pretty cool.
So go ahead, Beatles Michigan related.

Speaker 9 (02:33:45):
Uh No, University of California, Berkeley. Okay, I was a
student there once.

Speaker 1 (02:33:51):
Of course, you in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 2 (02:33:54):
No, back it up?

Speaker 1 (02:33:55):
Did you get you can't.

Speaker 2 (02:33:57):
Graze over the.

Speaker 1 (02:33:59):
Ninety seventy three.

Speaker 2 (02:34:00):
I wonder, really, you've never heard this?

Speaker 1 (02:34:03):
Of course I don't know anything about them anything at all.
You gotta stay mysterious. I was not there for this eventious.
It doesn't build a walk, it makes a mysterious.

Speaker 9 (02:34:14):
The football team defeated Stanford University, scoring a touchdown on
a lateral field kickoff return in the last play of
the game, despite the fact that the Stanford marching band
had already entered the field of play thinking Stanford had won.

Speaker 8 (02:34:28):
It's stiff armed by a trombone's effective trombone player really
got it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:35):
Gosh, I got such a kick out of that visual.
I was laughing.

Speaker 6 (02:34:38):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:41):
Uh, that's uh, and that's your today in history. I
uh what, that's what you want? You went back and
isn't that hilarious?

Speaker 9 (02:34:50):
Though I think the game's over, the band is out
there marching around and they're lateral in the football. The
funniest eighty two A little bit of razzle dazzle.

Speaker 8 (02:34:59):
I like to funniest thing ever happened on a Berkeley
football field has been Marshawn Lynch stole the golf cart at.

Speaker 1 (02:35:05):
The Oh yeah, around on it.

Speaker 2 (02:35:08):
That was great.

Speaker 1 (02:35:08):
Just watch if you ever said just watch that. Marsh
On has a big smile across his face.

Speaker 2 (02:35:12):
Watch anything with him so happy.

Speaker 1 (02:35:15):
All right, now we have time for a couple more
quick stories. What have you got over there, miss Hooker?

Speaker 2 (02:35:19):
Actually I wanted to share something.

Speaker 7 (02:35:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:35:22):
Today, Taco Bell is turning over three new menu items.

Speaker 1 (02:35:27):
Come on, wilbur case currito please be back case c rito.

Speaker 2 (02:35:30):
No, actually.

Speaker 7 (02:35:33):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (02:35:33):
Tom didn't edit this, so I feel so confused, right,
I know. No, it's a fan style. They let three
different people, three different fans, right into Taco Bell and
come up with these new menu items.

Speaker 1 (02:35:47):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
The California crunch Rap, which I immediately thought was infused
with weed.

Speaker 1 (02:35:54):
Or avocadocado or fresh fries.

Speaker 2 (02:35:56):
I was wrong. It's let's see it is no, it's
state Yes steak with seasoned French fries and guacamole added.
So that does make sense, all right. The Burrito Bliss,
which is a vegetarian option, seasoned rice, reef fried beans,
pinco Degaio fiesta strips, and amocado ran Pico de Guy poy.

Speaker 9 (02:36:17):
Can, I says, you said, Yeah, pink pink Pinko de
guy Pinco de Gallo is a is a kami drinking
wine in the fifties.

Speaker 1 (02:36:26):
But don't you agree to him that the vegetarian thing
is kind of run its course? Can we just got
like go ahead and eat meat all the vegetarian.

Speaker 8 (02:36:32):
The spicy potato soft taco at Taco Bell is a
great vegetarian item that I eat all the time. Spicy potato,
the spice potato, soft taco, no lettuce, extra cheese.

Speaker 1 (02:36:40):
Yeah, man, come on, I told you about that. And
we learned last week that Oreos are vegan.

Speaker 2 (02:36:47):
Yeah, they are vegan. Yeah, there's no there's no dairy
products in Oreos.

Speaker 1 (02:36:50):
It's good to know.

Speaker 9 (02:36:51):
So that cream Field Center is not cream No, I
don't know, but I'm a I'm an Oreo fan. I
know we had the Taco Bell Baja last pie.

Speaker 1 (02:37:01):
That's nice. That was that was out there. What's the
third item?

Speaker 2 (02:37:05):
Cantina Craze Cool, which is jalapeno sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, and
sour cream sounds adding that to the Cantina Chicken crispy tong.

Speaker 1 (02:37:14):
There they are right there.

Speaker 7 (02:37:16):
Photo.

Speaker 2 (02:37:17):
So Taco Bell had forty thousand submissions to their fans Style.

Speaker 4 (02:37:22):
Program, and they still took the vegetarian option they did
with all of that locall's gone woke?

Speaker 1 (02:37:28):
What are you gonna do about it? I like to
look at that California crunch. I'll tell you, man, that's
what steak, cheese and walk. Yeah, that looks really good.
And it's like a in the shape of a pentagram.

Speaker 2 (02:37:43):
Two three, that's the way. It's a big.

Speaker 1 (02:37:46):
Yeah, it's a hexagram. Oh, someone's eating the first corner
of it. That's what it looks. Gone's delightful.

Speaker 2 (02:37:54):
Face style features.

Speaker 1 (02:37:56):
I'd like to see something shaped like the bucket ball.
How about the buck mister? How many signs is that
the geodesic dome of walk decade head drown or whatever
the hell it was. I'm not sure what it never mind,
sounds like a dinosaur. I was trying to I was
trying to get everybody away from the fact. You don't
know how many sides of pedag has.

Speaker 7 (02:38:15):
No, it looks like.

Speaker 1 (02:38:17):
There were six because someone had eat in the one corner.

Speaker 8 (02:38:20):
And as any real Taco Bell fan knows, usually you
get some sort of weird triangle with one side wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:38:26):
But if it's grilled just right, it doesn't matter how
it looks, what's on the inside. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:38:30):
The fan Style feature allows Taco Bell Rewards members to
customize orders, name their creations, and share them with other
users through the app.

Speaker 1 (02:38:38):
See I would have picked like my name if they
would have picked one of mine, like it's the it's
the Willie. Yeah, the Chicks Chicken Canteen out, give me
the Willie with extra cheese and and the side of Godwin.
As soon as I get a sandwich named after me,
I'm quitting comedy. I'm done with all this stuff. Dude,
whatever happened to that those days time at the stage
Deli they name a sandwich after you?

Speaker 7 (02:38:58):
I should have quit after the Patty milk.

Speaker 6 (02:39:03):
Chick.

Speaker 1 (02:39:03):
What would you just be blowney? Just one little lonely
slice what you're doing, Tom, maybe maybe one slice of
bread all by it? So, Mark, are you a cook
for your three young girls?

Speaker 7 (02:39:23):
You know?

Speaker 4 (02:39:23):
I try to be. They prefer my wife's cooking over mine,
and that's not anything I'm gonna hold against them. I
just seated that, and I'm like, well, they like your
cooking better. I guess you have to do it every night,
and so I handle.

Speaker 1 (02:39:34):
That you must have one dish that you're good at.

Speaker 4 (02:39:36):
Yeah, I'm good with the breakfast dishes. We'll do some waffles.
And you know, my kids are always big into like
scrambled eggs and stuff like that, So yeah, I can
really show off my cooking flare before school and I
give them the simple stuff and then they think it's
exotic and they'll tell their teachers, well, we had extreme
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