The BOB & TOM Show - November 21, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
B W double Are you and beer Ryn? B W double?
Are you and beer run?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
All we need is a ten and a five or
a car and a key and a sober driver.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
D W double are you in beer?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Ruh?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A couple of frag guys from Abilene drove out all
night to see Robert Earl Keane at the Kpig Swine
and swore a dance. They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.
They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money, they
got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny,
and the next thing they knew they were both really
hungry and thirty thirsty too.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
D W double are you in beer run? B W double?
Are you in beer?

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Ryan?

Speaker 6 (01:11):
On?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
We need is a ten and.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
A five or a car and a key and a
sober driver. B double double are you in beer run?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Find a store with the sign said the beer was coldest.
They send in Brad because he looked the oldest, and
he got a case.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Of beer in a candy bar.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Walked over to where all them registers our latest fake
id on the calendar top.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
The clerk look he turned, he looked back up. He stopped.
He said, son, I'm not gonna call the cops, but
I'm gonna have to keep this card. The guys both
took it pretty hard.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
B W double are you and beer Ruh?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
B W Double are you in Beer Run?

Speaker 7 (01:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
How happy we would be had we only brought a
better fake ID on this buble double r you in
Beer Run?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
They found this other old hippie named Sleepy John.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
He claimed to be the one from the Robert Or
of Keen Songs, so they gave him all their cash.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
He bought him some brew.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz. They were
feeling so good it should have been a crime. The
crime was cool and the band was primed. They made
him back up front of their seats just in time
so they could sing with all their friends. They say,
the road goes on forever, and the hardy never.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
The b W double are you the Beer Run? B Double?

Speaker 7 (02:26):
Are you in beer?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I would need is a ten and a fiber, a
car and a key and a sober driver.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
B W double are you in Beer Run?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yes, sir start Did we get off with the beer Run?

Speaker 8 (02:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Thank you Todd, My goodness, Hey from the O'Reilly Auto Parts.

Speaker 9 (02:52):
Studios' mister Timing.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's what they call him.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
It's the Bobble Tom Show called him mister Timing.

Speaker 9 (03:02):
They always call him.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
He or Dancing's way too soon? What that's provided he
ever gets a direction.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
He's the dream.

Speaker 9 (03:18):
He uses delay cream, he's his modez.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Tried everything. Oh hey, everybody, how are you?

Speaker 9 (03:27):
I understand, I understand at the micro are just on
and welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker. Hi,
she's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello,
there's Willy grizzwall Man.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Now.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
Yesterday Josh Arnold is back. Oh, oh, my friend you.
Yesterday Willie was sitting in your seat. So we had
a wall of Griswolds. Oh wow, yesterday.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Now we have them at at twelve and six.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
This is my favorite thing. This is my favorite thing.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You do.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
Please explain to everyone listening and some watching, where and
how we are sitting here and.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Will see you.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
This is like when you're listening to a football game
and they go, I'm all right, occults are going left
to right on your radio dial. And I actually now
kind of like that because it there is a visual thing.
I often will listen to the radio guys while watching
the TV.

Speaker 9 (04:21):
The only way to go.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Because a lot of times the radio guys are so
good I think them up.

Speaker 9 (04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
So in any event, a couple of things, Josh, you
missed some important news here, no doubt, many things, the
weirdest of which is this connection possibly between hearing loss
and viagrading. Not to suggest that using viagara will cause
your hearing to go away, but apparently, for some types

(04:48):
of deafness, viagra can it possibly improve one's hearing.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
WHOA did you hear that? Everybody heard that, right? Iaker's
one of.

Speaker 10 (04:58):
Those weird things where it was it's already an off
label use. Its main use wasn't what they were intended.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
And this gives this gives no meaning to the term
hard of hearing. And I believe, I believe regale you
guys with that.

Speaker 9 (05:15):
I believe to tell it when you were back, he
sat down.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
When Josh is here, I'm gonna tell it a setup
on this one.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I'm going to reread every letter, every jokes, so glad
you're back.

Speaker 9 (05:29):
Well, it wasn't one of those grow hair monoxide was
a blood partsure, Matterson right.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Now, Yeah, they developed to do one thing and it
ends up doing another. But sure, Unfortunately, uh both the
chicken I and Pat have what they call tenatus huh,
sometimes called tenitis, which is this constant.

Speaker 9 (05:48):
Uh drone in your ear.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I was listening to an interview with the great artist
KT Tunstall and she has a terrible case of tenatus
and she lost all the hearing in one of her
earskes She's still a brilliant musician, But I just I
would be great if they could figure out a way
to get rid of that.

Speaker 11 (06:06):
But I think that if you didn't wear headphones eighty
percent of your waking day, you'd probably be a little
bit better, right, must.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
Yea or or kick it up to wearing headphones and
have no problems.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
But that's that's I will play.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
This would be.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Perfect for you.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
You could walk into a room, you can have to
mic the room so you could hear everybody talk about
complicated good.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
That'd be great.

Speaker 11 (06:30):
I was doing a stand up show a month ago
as Nannies and there was a guy in the crowd.
He was wearing air pods but they were just as
hearing aids. There's like a new here and it looks
just like air pods that I mean, that's your go to.
I was gonna make fun of the guy, and oh no,
I can't. There's something wrong with them. I mean, you
got to you don't have to listen to anybody anymore. Ever,
you can listen to Iron Glass all day long.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
A lot of a lot of a lot of those
ear pods now are actually hearing aids. But I now, Pat,
you had a tribute to that, as I recall I did.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, just look it over my lyrics here. Okay, it's
been a while SINCEID twenty four hours twenty three a
while okay.

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Also we have another likes a good hour to two
hours of rehearsal time. Need I need to be alerted.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Ahead, Okay, Well I can do it soon.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Okay, Now I will tell you this, Pat, I hope
he'll be prepared This evening in Youngstown at the Funny Farm, Ohne.
Tickets at Funnyfarmcomedy Club dot com. Willie's got the night
off but tomorrow Saturday, Cincinnati Bombs Away Comedy. Go to
Bombsaway Comedy dot Com for your location, et cetera, et cetera.
Tickets and the like. All right, and we've got a

(07:33):
bunch of our friends out in the road. Tim Kavanaugh
with the Great Emo Phillips is going to be in
ann Arbor, Michigan at the ann Arbor Comedy Club this weekend.
And also I mentioned this yesterday. Tim Allen is on
his way in January to Boise, Idaho, to the Morrison Center.
On Saturday the tenth and Saturday the seventh of February,

(07:55):
he'll be at the Bob Hope Theater in Stockton, California.
We've got an interview that I did the other day
with Tim Allen. We'll get a chunk of that on
or we're getting that posted.

Speaker 9 (08:03):
Oh, he only wanted to talk to you.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Well, it was in the afternoon. You a were sick
and b might have interrupted your afternoon activities.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
I'm sure you had.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
No, it's some kind of see you know me when
the show's ever. Yeah, my aftern activity, few activities.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
Hey, you know what, you know what, Josh take the day.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
Okay, Uh, they threw everything at me.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I bet I heard you got everything.

Speaker 10 (08:34):
Yeah, yeah, steroids, antibiotics and haler those those whatever pearls
that keep you from coughing or something and so yeah,
so I'm also at the stage. Please keep an eye
on me today where all the medicine is making me
want to climb the walls and jump out of my
Do you guys get this absolute sort of anxiety or whatever,

(08:55):
Like it's like restless leg syndrome for your entire body?

Speaker 9 (08:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (08:59):
Right?

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Do you guys know what prancottis is? I didn't know this.

Speaker 10 (09:02):
It's when your lungs decide they no longer want to
be part of your body, and so they try to
remove themselves via your windpipe.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Because they figure they're down there and there's a hole
at the top.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, they can see light.

Speaker 10 (09:15):
Yeah, hey, we want to check out what's going on
out we're out of here.

Speaker 11 (09:19):
Every time you talk, that light is just shining through
the opportunity for them to escape.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
So it's kind of like Harry carry, but you don't
have to take a large knife and eviscerate. No, no,
we'll go, We'll we'll get out. Okay, Pat, you've got
the guitar right now. This is this is about the
viagara and the hearing loss.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
No, okay, this is about tenetus. That's how it's pronounced.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Not tonightis Oh, it's actually they're both correct. Let's just
go with this difference different.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I have ringing in my ears, and my doctor pronounces
it not he knows the ear, knows him throat, but
when the stomach starts to blow, is its all got strung?

Speaker 9 (10:00):
Both correct? You've been saying we've been saying it wrong
for all these years.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Layman prefer tenitis, but the professional Thomas says tinatus in
confuses us and all the little spider veins that cause
lots of pain. That's not flabbidus, it's phlebitis. So it's
brown kittis, arthur retis, tonsils hepatitis. And my girlfriend has klitus.

(10:28):
I'm still gonna say it's ais, not titus.

Speaker 9 (10:32):
And I'm fine with this. And you hybra as she is.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
You all sound.

Speaker 13 (10:38):
Ridiculous, very good. It does divide us, doesn't do as
a nation. I think it's really I can't hear you.
There's numbing in my ears now. I'm also coming up.
We have our letter segment, and we've received a lot
of good, good email about a lot of interesting topics,
including vehicles that look like the product that they are promoting.

(11:02):
For example, the wienermobile is certainly the most common. We're
finding out about some other ones out there that I
did not know about, and we're searching for some photographs,
so then we'll get to that. Also, scams going on
out there, a.

Speaker 9 (11:16):
Lot of scams, oh, scamming it up.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I had another one, Yes, I had one two days
ago that I got a thing for. It was some
lady going, your dog showed up on my porch, blah
blah blah.

Speaker 9 (11:26):
Give us five thousand dollars. Now that they do, they
want you to call, They want you to call them.
I'm like, what the.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Hell have you gotten the notification?

Speaker 9 (11:33):
Like north of the city they have traffic cameras now
and they can send you a speeding ticket. I know
how much you love this concept.

Speaker 10 (11:41):
Yes, I opened my mail yesterday, I bet honestly.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yes, yeah, yes, this was honest.

Speaker 10 (11:46):
I went out and got the mail and I went, oh, well,
this has got to be a Oh no, that's a
picture of my car.

Speaker 9 (11:55):
Yeah, so I can pay nothing.

Speaker 10 (11:56):
Yeah, And at the time I was talking to my
neighbor who's in construcuction worker, and it was before going
through a construction area.

Speaker 9 (12:05):
That's the one speeding a little bit.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, well that construction area is celebrating its tenth anniversary.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
All around Josh.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Ravin, they're gonna have a party and yeah well. Also
coming up today, comedian John Hefron will be our guest,
great stand up comedian I haven't seen him forever good Man,
a winner of Last Comic Standing a couple of years ago,
as I recall. But that's all on the way. Also
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(13:04):
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Speaker 5 (14:29):
If you were here yesterday at this time, I'd like
you to stick around for a few more minutes because
we have something that we're going to do a touch
base with of great importance, like a follow up. Yes,
all right, we'll be getting to that shortly, among other things. Also,
we have a funny you mentioned it. We do have
jingle bells in the news. You like them and it's

(14:50):
believe it or not, not related to Christmas.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh all right?

Speaker 9 (14:54):
What can you hear those in a song? You think Christmas? Don't?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah, you'll be quite surprised. Okay, I was absolutely surprised.
From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob
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Speaker 7 (15:06):
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Speaker 5 (15:52):
There's Josh Arnold, he's back. Hi, He's at the I
Hate Stephen Singer Sidekick Chair. There's Jeff Hooker. Hello, She's
at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Godwin, Chick.
There's Willie Griswold, Good morning. There's He's Cosby. I'm Chick
McGee at the Price Pick Sports Task.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGhee.

Speaker 10 (16:13):
Hey Tom, did I miss any food tastings while I
was uh.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yes, oh yeah, here we go.

Speaker 9 (16:19):
Hang on, you sure did? Is it still in the
no I got I got a here's a boxer.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
But if you want to try it at home?

Speaker 10 (16:27):
Oh okay. What'd you guys think of the apple pie,
mac and cheese?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Mike?

Speaker 5 (16:31):
My analysis would be you don't taste much until the
after taste. Oh not great. Chick down an entire bo.
My mouth was ready for mac and cheese. It sees
the mac and cheese, it says, this is mac and cheese.
I scarfed it down as if it were macing. I
didn't even really honestly taste the the apple pie part

(16:52):
of it. Oh, this is a limited edition from Kraft
for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 9 (16:56):
I I would have finished the panofkay.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
I'll say no thing, but I'll give this to you
and you can make it all right.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
We have we have something to taste later this morning.
This is intriguing some Thanksgiving themed potato.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Chips because I have over here lays potato chips with
Messy Lionel Messi. He plays for Miami.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
These are Argentinian style steak lace potato chips. Oh what
do you think, Tom? Okay, we'll have to try him.

Speaker 9 (17:31):
I bought in some.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
I brought in some Venezuelan potato chips, but they're burnt.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
They were coming in Dandy coming in by ship. It's
a weird combination. Yesterday at this time, we have to
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Speaker 1 (17:52):
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Speaker 5 (18:15):
I'm a big fan. I love my Sleep number of it.
Now was it this time? I stayed for some reason?
I think I said Chick McGee starts her off. I
wondered where I got.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
No, I didn't know. I sure didn't. I knew where
you got it, and.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I want to know more about it, and it's important.
I'm gonna I'm gonna play it for you from the vinyl.
Here we go. H this should be it with any luck,
so listen with great care.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Here we go. We got a little number from my
first album.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
We're gonna do more.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Barry starts are off.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Oh there you go. Barry starts her off. Barry on
the base, please, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 9 (18:54):
The Brothers Fan five at the Fillmore. It's the greatest.
I was just trying to put out the Chick.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
It's the greatest live album, his top three probably I
trick a lot of happiness.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
Hearing you that happy about something. I just love what
he says. Barry starts her off.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Then if you listen careful, then some guy goes, we
big post and then he goes, that's what you're gonna hear.
Remember the famous thing with Jackson Brown. Jackson Brown is
yelling a post and this this is like forty years ago.
Jackson Brown goes, are you still here?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Man?

Speaker 11 (19:33):
He was really excited about this. Yesterday, after we finished
the show, I go, you know what, I haven't got
enough time yet.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Me and him get lunch. He goes, By the way,
remember I said that Berry starts are off thing. Don't worry.
I found it. Don't worry. Really your concern wage? I
was like, I don't think that anybody is concerned, and
I really did.

Speaker 9 (19:50):
You see how he lights up and he never gets
that way about hardly anything.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
It was very exciting.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
Yeah, yeah, you can't get mad at that.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
I just a friend of mine is just getting into
vinyl record so I went and I got him the
uh what do they call it? Like the extra gram
um heavyweight Vinyl?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Yeah, it's it's just fine digitally. By the way, crank
it up in your headphones live at the film.

Speaker 9 (20:13):
No, I feel like I feel much like you did
when you saw rolling carry ons for the first time
a couple of weeks ago. I just now got a
Bluetooth turntable and everything hooked up to a Bluetooth receiver
and it has a CD player and everything like old
school stuff with the speakers and everything, and I'm very excited. Yeah,
you can have your turntable across the room and you

(20:34):
don't have to worry about running wires into your garage
underneath your house.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Right, so you live in the past, but you're still
living in the future. Darn right.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
That's Wait a.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Minute, Wait a minute, what'd you say?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
That's cool?

Speaker 9 (20:47):
Yeah, you're nailing it. We need to go back to
go forward.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Uh So, I highly recommend at Philmore East from the
Alman Brothers band. I'm turning out a couple of people
to some classic rock that doesn't get in the airwaves,
but it's just really good stuff turning on.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I want to mind if I opened up with this
scammer letter right ahead, Sir Josh. We were talking about
these scams you get all the time, and they're out
there to get you, aren't they The big one right
now is the fake uh thing about a ticket and
it goes you were in the state of Illinois whatever
and blah blah blah, they call this number. If you
don't pay it by today, we're with taking your license away.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Whatever.

Speaker 9 (21:25):
Oh no, those are mine. You gotta pay those those ones.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
This is an interesting one.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
My buddy got a call from his wife at work.
He claimed it sounded like her, but something was a
little bit odd. The alleged wife claims she was broken
down at the side of the road and had a
tow truck there needed his debit card to pay the
tow truck driver. No, my buddy thought it sounded a
little weird. He checked her location on his phone and

(21:54):
she was in fact at home. So that's a new scam.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
And and my buddy Mark's mom, who's ninety six years old,
got a phone call with someone saying they were holding
his grand her granddaughter hostage.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, that's a big one.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
I mean, like what I read about that, but it
actually happened to him. It's just it's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, in these situations, it's good to have a safe word,
like with your kids or with your family. If you
do get a sketchy call like that, yeah, say what's
the safe word? And then you know it's AI. But
there's so much of this.

Speaker 9 (22:29):
And also another side note to this Mark and his
his mom. I think sometime later this year he's going
to be taller than she is. So that's exciting from Mark.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Come on, folks, I told him your joke about joke
we're talking about the Mark is a motorcycle enthusiast. How does.

Speaker 9 (22:51):
I didn't say that? He I see something funny? See
her ride a motorcycle.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah, and he rides it all through the winter and
it gets awfully cold, doesn't it? Check local listing? He goes, well,
I've got I've got I put on with the windshield
and then I put on my electric suit that he said,
and I've got the helmet with stereo. So why don't
you just get a car? But I know there's a difference.
But someone suggest that does he also have a booster seat?

Speaker 10 (23:16):
Okay, yeah, that was not me. I'm not a I'm
not above making jokes like that, but certainly.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Okay, very good for you. Now we returned to the
letter desk. You can reach us Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 9 (23:26):
What have you got, dear bobbit Tom show this Sunday.
This is also a sports note and also for Tom Shador.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Sanders will become the forty third different starting quarterback for
the Cleveland Browns since the franchise has returned to the
NFL in.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
Nineteen ninety nine. Let's go sad, And that's an average
of nineteen nine twenty twenty six years, give or take.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Was terrible. Yeah, when he went in last year and
they were saying.

Speaker 11 (23:54):
He was coming in the game, now he's going to
be a starter, then a game plan for him.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Okay, they were primetime two point zero.

Speaker 9 (23:59):
He did get any snaps with the first first team
during the week and that's why he has a thirteen
point five quarterback rate.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Oh and by the way, speaking over the NFL last evening,
there was a game.

Speaker 9 (24:11):
Yes there was. I believe I had this. Houston's defense
sack Josh Allen eight times, Caylin Bullock had two picks
and a second interception sealed the Texans twenty three nineteen
went over the Buffalo Bills. Maybe someone calls Sean and
make a wellness check. I will Alan took consecutive sacks
on the bill's final possession. Yeah, Texans win last night

(24:33):
twenty three nineteen.

Speaker 10 (24:35):
After what the fifth sack? Do you go, fellas? Can
I talk to you every much? Remember how I said
I was going to buy you guys dinner?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
That's off.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
Remember the five watches?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Remember the watches I bought you? They were not everybody
I liked the watches, right, Remember those those were great.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
We've been talking about my plan to not only give
a businesses at tax right off for creating a vehicle
that looks like their product, but actually paying them.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
So if you create.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
A like the Wiener Mobile, yeah, there should be a
huge bonus from the government to you for doing something
that's funky with American dollars.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
On national morale.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Yeah, yeah, very good, very good. We've had some great suggestions.
What I guess. I guess this show would make some
kind of a driving radio. But people have been making suggestions.
You can imagine Dick's sporting goods if they could make Yeah,
but I found out this one. This comes to us
from Seamus, who is a trucker but is from Ireland.

(25:35):
At least he goes in my home country. We have
trucks that look like Guinness cans who they're very cool. Also,
apparently there's a potato truck. This is the Idaho Potato truck. Really,
it drives all over the country. It's a twenty eight
foot long spud on wheels. It's a sight to behold. Well,

(25:56):
thank you Jack, there it is. And that's like a
gigantic big rig with a huge potato on the trailer.

Speaker 10 (26:05):
And yeah, I would give that a second look if
I were. Is that a real potato?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Right?

Speaker 9 (26:11):
It doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
It's also it's a cylindrical what's that called.

Speaker 11 (26:15):
It's it's an oval, it's a long oval, and it's brown.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
You think potato, there's another thing you think of.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
When that comes to gonna be a plumbing.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
If that's what you're you're passing. I hope, I hope
you have handrails next to your toilet scale.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Of course, what's interesting is that's actually smaller than the
radish that God went two days ago.

Speaker 9 (26:38):
It's still with me.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh yeah, got him, got him a little bit. Ill.
Let's go back to Chick McGee. The Gibson I went
down to Nashville. Gibson has their own huge guitar car.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Too.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
It's got no Fender, Oh, no Gibson and Steinway has
this huge piano. How do you how do you start
it with eighty eight keys? What do you think those are?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Very amusing? Now? Are there eighty eight ignition? Yeah? Or
a sequence of eighty eight keys.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
That's just a sort of comedy that Pat will be
presenting in Youngstown at the Funny Farm this evening and
Tomorrow night, Friday, Saturday gig. It's at the Funnyfarmcomedy Club
dot com information, et cetera, et cetera. While I'm out
at Willie g Cincinnati tomorrow night only bombs Away Comedy
dot com for secret location information.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
Now you got a little letter over their check. Dear
Bob tom Shaw. I just wanted to ask Tom if
the banana mobile you were talking about, Tom, can it
peel out?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Nice?

Speaker 9 (27:40):
Absolutely? Nice?

Speaker 5 (27:41):
We and I believe we're trying to get it here
in the spring of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 10 (27:48):
Hey, by the way, Tom answered that question. Absolutely, can
it peel out?

Speaker 9 (27:55):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Now we were also talking about I just had this
discussion with someone the last evening with respect to Christmas lights.
I like to I'm restrained. Our lights have been up
for three weeks, but they're not on.

Speaker 9 (28:09):
Okay, Thanksgiving Day, we'll pop them on. Why not leave
them up all year round and just turn them on
at Christmas time? Would that be a problem.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
If the I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
There are people that are installing all the time lights,
they round lights, and then you have you can you
have the remote, you can change the color, so like
pastels for Easter. Yeah, red, white, and blue.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
But is there an icon for Thanksgiving other than the turkey?
I've seen one of those giant blow up turkeys, but
that's it.

Speaker 9 (28:42):
That might be good.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
That's Thanksgiving wreaths. Yeah, but you got this. You asked
me if if my tree was up, and I do
have my nine year old daughter Heart has a big
tree in her room.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
It's that's that's the fake tree.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
We'll get a real tree as the tradition goes Thanksgiving weekend.
We always going to get the real tree. Dear Bob
and tom My wife has six Christmas trees inside the
house already up. Nine outside had been turned. The lights
have been turned on since the day after Halloween.

Speaker 10 (29:13):
Good luck, sir, Yeah, I mean it's not it's not
terribly uncommon, is.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
It's a lot of work to decorate for the holidays.
This is what I told my family. So I said,
I'm putting the tree up the day the weekend after Halloween.
That's when I did it. But it has, like I
would say, like fall decor in the tree right now. Fun. Yeah,
so it's it's and this is a fake tree. It's
a fake tree. It's my first fake tree. So yeah,

(29:38):
I had to buy a fake tree. And I'm kind
of on board.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Oh yeah, I think the stat is eighty percent. Yeah,
of Americans have are using fake trees.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, I've never have until this year. And it's really convenient.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
I have holiday themed magnets that I put on the
front that must take our I had. I have the
Pilgrim with one of those blunderbuss oh yeah, and a
turkey with x's on his eyes on a plate, the
classic oh yeah. And then for Christmas, Santa Claus and
the reindeer.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I like this. I put those up. It off in
the gang. That's right now.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
It's festive us, you know, very fast, very very fast. Yeah. Now, Josh,
you missed our huge raccoon hunk.

Speaker 10 (30:26):
Now, where's this a big hunk? About many raccoon stories.
Are we talking one huge racord? The story is very interesting. Okay,
we had a whole bunch of them.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
We have some audio from one of them from the
NFL Alin of Panthers.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
Oh, but a couple of different things.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Calvin Coolidge was famously given a raccoon to prepare for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 9 (30:47):
Yes, I remember us discussing it, and he.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Uh decided not to have the raccoon put down an
eating And that little lady raccoon was one.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
A wide receiver.

Speaker 9 (31:02):
Wide receiver out of South Carolina plays for the Carolina Panthers.
Right now, Xavier Leggatt says that he eats raccoon for Thanksgiving.
And you remember Xavier E.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Ball Man.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
But I really feel like any way that I can
get the ball in my hand, I could get.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
It to that ends out to that end zone.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
I love that, guys. It's so authentic. It reminds me
of Paul Thorn a little bit. And also it's got
just a touch of Forest Gump, but a raccoon eater.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
And but there's something mutating about raccoons their noses.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
Yeah, they say this is really odd.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
The scientists have been measuring the noses of raccoons.

Speaker 9 (31:40):
I remembered enough to do it.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
And they they're getting more and more friendly with humans
because they're in urban areas and they eat trash. But uh,
they say that there's actually a a physical change in
raccoons in some of them that they think is because
of their association with humans.

Speaker 9 (32:01):
And because of redistricting. One's going to be elected to
the Senate in Louisiana. Did you know that a raccoon
I did. I'm all for it now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
By the way, you guys aren't for Congressman raccoon.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
You know he's not a bandit because he's wearing a mask.
How obvious is that? And they're saying no profiling, just
as right, and that that leads to this letter you
were talking about the domestication of raccoons. I drive a
lot on my job. I was driving between accounts. I
came upon an intersection to make a left turn. As
I entered the turn, I passed a car and I

(32:38):
have seen many many dogs on the lap of the drivers.
As I passed this car, so that's a little dog.
And I realized this guy had.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
A raccoon on his lap. A lot of people have
raccoons pets.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
This is from Clay in Wichita. Thank you for listening
to Clay.

Speaker 10 (32:53):
I think christmin to Christie's neighbors did He often ruled
to gale Us with tales from the trailer park, which
which is a true thing. And she said one of
her buddies at a record.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
I got a little family of raccoons living in my backyard,
but I'm other cute.

Speaker 9 (33:07):
I don't allow them in the house. Well unless they're invited. Yeah,
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Speaker 5 (34:45):
We certainly look forward forward to that. Also, we have
something in the news called fartmaxing. We'll find out what
dietaria huh provisions One needs to achieve this fine level
for Thanksgiving. We are in the Rally Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 12 (35:04):
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Speaker 7 (35:11):
This is the Bob and Tom.

Speaker 9 (35:12):
Show Holiday Stockings.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Hoddo Parks Studios. There's Jeff Hooker. Hi, she's
ready at the news center. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, got
a song coming this time from Pat.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
He got his.

Speaker 9 (35:29):
Coconut milk during the break. He's all set ready to go.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
He's gonna take a bath in it later. He spilled
it every coffee.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
He touched his coffee and it's spilled everywhere over electronic.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
I'm having a morning.

Speaker 10 (35:45):
Cake in the tom It is right now in the
green We are all ready for Thanksgiving. The green room
is ostensibly a kitchen, right, And there were five of
us in.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
There, and we are essentially a family.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
Yes, And it was just get out of my way.
Why'd you get it?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I can't find it now.

Speaker 10 (36:04):
It felt like a half hour before the real time.
At Thanksgiving, it.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Really did well.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
We have some kind of a huge number of Thanksgiving
facts for you, some of which are quite surprising.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
I enjoy learning.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Ye, we'll get to those coming up. And we were
talking about the raccoon that was given to Calvin Coolidge.
Do you remember what his nickname was? I don't cuckoo Coolidge, silent.

Speaker 9 (36:33):
Col silent cow. Okay, he said, very little man a
few words.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
As a famous story, maybe apocryphal, that someone approached the
president at a White House party and said, my friends,
bet I couldn't get you to say three words. He
looked up at her and said, you lose.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
Oh, that's funny. He also said, famously asked not what
your country can do for you, ask what you can
do for your country.

Speaker 10 (36:59):
So that was like the most you'd said at one point.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Very good.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
That was helpful now, especially on this late November.

Speaker 9 (37:08):
Now, we have.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Also coming up the Battle of Griswoldville.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
In the news.

Speaker 9 (37:14):
We'll get to that coming up a little bit later.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Are here and Bobby Tom show.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Here is a photo of the delivery vehicles for the
Moose Job Pizza and Brewing Company and Wisconsin Dell's Way.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
Do you get a load of this?

Speaker 9 (37:26):
My father in law also smokes the turkey at Thanksgiving
the flavor is amazing and the white meats never dry.
Game changer if you have a smoke or smoke your turkey.

Speaker 10 (37:34):
It's a fleet of PT cruisers Yep, maroon and then
they have each have a giant moose essentially the.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
Roofs, the hooves on the roofs and the hooves are
cascading down on the windshield there.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
They're very cool. You don't see a lot of PT
cruisers in here. You do not, but preserve those forever.
They're great. Another great look for other great vehicle. Please
send us all your crazy looking promotional vehicles. We've remain
big fans. Now I want to remind you a couple
of a couple quick things. We did have a winner

(38:13):
for that four K TV from Orange Insuld Insols.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Mister Edward Carver.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Nice congratulations, good business.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah that does sound see calls. You're returning that call. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Also, we have our holiday pop up shop is still
popping and you can find it by going to bombintom
dot com. While you're there, we've got our pig skin
picks thing in operation to win those that those the
the five hundred gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers Now
back to you for another letter. Polase Here Bob and

(38:45):
Tom show talking about cars for products. These are our
friends from the Fabulous Dude Wipes.

Speaker 9 (38:52):
This is there, Tom. This is the Mini Pooper.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
And it looks like it's got to be behind a
it's the emoji. Yeah, that's it's kind of the poop emoji.
Or it looks like the top of a Dairy Queen
chocolate cone.

Speaker 9 (39:07):
Oh, that's interesting.

Speaker 11 (39:09):
Is the Mini Coopers sort of the standard for these
kind of promotional vehicles. I'm thinking of the red bull
ones that you see out there. That feels like the
most typical promotional vehicle out like a music festival. That's true,
march in front of a concert.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, they're easy to easy to wrap, yeah, and get
in tight spaces like concert venues.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
And that makes sense. Yeah, very cool, very cool looking car.
Now I can't really read this letter, but I'm gonna try.

Speaker 10 (39:36):
All right, Well, you know what, just take your time
and sound every word out. Well, that's the problem. I
can't sound the words out. This is one of those
basic training encounters with the drill sergeant. In this case,
the drill sergeant is a nice lady.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
This is from Darren so one of my fellows soldier
tried to see where the drill sergeants were, and one
of the female drill sergeants caught his eye. Because you're
supposed to be looking straight ahead, caught his eye looking
at her. This is the conversation that followed, what are
you looking at, private? Nothing, drill sergeant. Then she says

(40:20):
the full word for bs, I saw you looking at me.
He said, no, drill sergeant. Then she says, you would
like to.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
F me?

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Oh man?

Speaker 5 (40:35):
And he says, no, drill sergeant, and she says I'm
not good enough for you.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
There's no winning here.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
Then he says, yes, drill sergeant, and she says, so
then you do want to.

Speaker 9 (40:48):
This sounds like every fight I've ever.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Had, and he goes. He goes this one on for
more than five minutes, and.

Speaker 10 (40:54):
The rest that's the hardest part. The rest of the
soldiers have to stand there and not laugh. Would I mean,
I would be dying. He gets so fired. I was like,
you know what, women shouldn't be This is the reason
why just that.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
But he said, yeah, we're standing completely still, feet together,
hands at our sides, eyes front, Yeah, yeah, can I.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Read one real quick? Sure? Sure, hello legends. I understand
where the term disc comes from in disc jockey, but
why the term jockey. I was kind of curious.

Speaker 9 (41:26):
I'm glad someone finally asked. When radio first started, they
would have their contests, of course, in the morning, and
the prizes would be delivered on horseback.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Oh okay, so we were all.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
We had to be uh, I imagine it's jockeys jockeying
for a position, moving around. Okay, But but now a
DJ is no longer DJ now means most of the
time someone who's doing live mixing. Yeah, not actually on on,
actually on that actually on the air radio personality.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Is that what they say on air personality? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (42:04):
Yeah, I don't know. Hey, you're that idiot. I know
you're that idiot's son.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Well, thanks JD for asking. In Gallion, Ohio, I.

Speaker 9 (42:13):
Always put a chemist on my tax return. You know
it's up to them. Dere Bobby tom Show, a guy
I went to school with stolen ATM from a carry
out into Ledo, Ohio.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Nice.

Speaker 9 (42:27):
They backed into the carry out, busted the store open,
yanked it out with a truck and chain. They were
busted by police helicopter seeing the sparks on the road
from them dragging it down the street. They took it
back to their trailer at a mobile home park that
is from r K until Nice.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
We found out that the average ATM has between eighty
and two hundred thousand dollars in cash when it was loaded.

Speaker 9 (42:54):
Never would have guessed it. I would guess way lower.
No kidding, way lower.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I'm a fool.

Speaker 9 (42:59):
But once you get one, how do you open it up?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Right?

Speaker 9 (43:02):
There must be there's I gotta be a trick to it,
like somebody with a little magnet. That's all you need.
It's the key and you just put it on the
exact spot you have to in it pops.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Over, probably a saw us all coming up. We have
more nakedness in the news. We have a song from
Patty g about pickleball. I want to get to because
we have a pickleball update. I was holme on that
in the shower this morning. Patrick, will you and we
have beard news. It's kind of interesting and once again
mister Rosky is going to be having his beard trimmed

(43:33):
on the air with us next week by a professional
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Is that what that's called? Our haircut lady.

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Speaker 5 (44:01):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
There's Jess Hooker, an extraordinarily great mood. I am at
the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Pat and I are passing notes.

Speaker 9 (44:13):
Okay, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, passing notes.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
There's Willie Griswald.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Amen.

Speaker 9 (44:19):
There's Josh Charlotte.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Back at the sea.

Speaker 13 (44:23):
Oh boy, they got the basics Cosby.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
I'm Chick mcgeth the Prize Pick Sports desk. Hello, Tom
of the answer to your question, Miss Hooker. Yes, the
origin of the term disc jockey. Oh yeah, it used
for the first time apparently in nineteen thirty five. Whoa
It appeared in Variety magazine. They're crediting Walter Winschell. Remember

(44:49):
Walter Winchell. He was the guy did the voiceovers on
one of those did he Yeah? I know he was
the news guy for a long time. She played him
in a cool movie.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
I thought he was before Cronkite. Did he work at CBS?
Am I getting all this wrong? Oh? He was way before? Yeah,
yeah he was. I think a newspaper.

Speaker 9 (45:10):
I think he said, hello, mister and missus North America
and all the ships that see let's go to press flash.
What's the cop show? Where he would go?

Speaker 5 (45:16):
And then they were down Elliott Nest, Elliot Nests the untouchables.
I think that was In any event, Walter Winchell allegedly
coined it. The word jockey means like to manipulate machinery.
Apparently early radio stations tended to play live bands. Recorded
music wasn't considered as prestigious. Oh wow, So when they started,

(45:36):
as they say, spinning discs, they needed a name. That's
where disc jockey apparently emerged. So it's been around for
quite some time. And as I indicated, this article also
says that club DJs emerged in the seventies. And now
DJ really means someone who's doing the live manipulation of

(45:57):
discs and mixing them in a lot I format, as
opposed to what this is, which is something vastly different. Now,
are we going to move to the sports page, or
do you have another letter of.

Speaker 9 (46:09):
Dear Bob and Tom Show, I love your new Tom
is an alien sent to Earth to assimilate among the
Earth creatures segment. And we have a new Tom Our
new feature on the Bob and Tom Show. Tom is
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Speaker 5 (46:24):
Tom, Now for the alien who just discovered things here
on Earth. I mean, you can use a credit or
not to buy a coke.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
You just discovered the.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Just amazing.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
By the way, another good snippet this writer. Yesterday's episode,
Tom explaining how to make toast. It was Elvis's peebe
and banana sandwich, but Tom explained how to make toast
made me laugh really hard. And he's done this again.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
It's important if you're making the deep fried peanut butter
and banana sandwich Elvis's. I heard an interview with Elvis's
cook and she would make make it out of toast
then deep fry it, so that will certainly affect the
crunch factor.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
What did you get? What'd you call it? Toothsome toothsome bite.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Some toothsome bites. Sounds delicious now. Josh also missed a
story yesterday about pickleball it's been banned in where is
it a Carmel by the Sea.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yes, sir, where Eastwood used to be mayor.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Right, Yeah, apparently it's I guess too, noisy paddles sisters playing.

Speaker 9 (47:42):
Is it the paddles or the grunting? I think it's
the paddles hitting the story I read, I thought it
was the ball hitting the paddle.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah, that's how I understood it.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah, but pickleball's gotten very popular, and in some cases
they're replacing tennis courts with pickleball courts. The gym that
Pat and I go to got rid of one of
the basketball courts and both of them. Now, yeah, and
it's but it's and it's it's full.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
It's full all day.

Speaker 9 (48:10):
Hey, I'm not pro that.

Speaker 10 (48:11):
I'm just saying you're just yeah, Pat.

Speaker 9 (48:17):
You wanted to give this little tribute.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Well, there's pickleball, and then there's pickleball.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Naked pickleball, sweaty in the summer, nippy in the fall,
playing pickleball naked pickle ball.

Speaker 9 (48:28):
Except for shoes, they're.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Wearing nothing at all, flapping parts in private places. Me
mas who has in their faces in continents and eventuality
at the Senior's nudest calling he playing pickball naked pickleball.

Speaker 9 (48:45):
Gramps microdicle is mine.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
It's small playing pickleball naked pickleball. Trying not to fall
on your pickling balls. Boops are flopping knees and bruise
hips should place dan back surfused sag and sacks are
waving in the breeze. Take me to the nuts and
you're down on your knees playing pickleball.

Speaker 9 (49:09):
Trip and fall in an ambulance is call playing.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Pickleball naked pickleball past their prime in neo natchal rall
pickleballs all the rage the folks of a sunname but
new tea is best left.

Speaker 9 (49:26):
To the yng.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Look at them having fun wrinkling in the sun.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
I had no idea saw was so well.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Home pick nickleball battle, then a swim or walk in
the mall playing.

Speaker 9 (49:45):
Pickleball, naked pickleball Hester Clem Filma and.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
D Salt, Thank you very much?

Speaker 9 (49:55):
Why are they.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Clipping big D Salt? Tom, Yeah my racket, Forest Hill
Park and Carmel excuse me, Carmel by the sea according
to Mayor Dale Byrne.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
And that's all hyphened by the way. Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Yeah, it isn't the story as well. They did not
know that, but yeah, it's They're going to be voting
on a permanent ban at a later date. So apparently
the pickleballs making too much racket.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Speaking of the olders, oh make it too much racket.

Speaker 9 (50:29):
Racket. Yeah, dear Bob a Tom show, I heard you're
talking about conversations are hard to hear in restaurants. I
think I said something about that yesterday and Tom you
joined in yes back. Yeah, that was a topic we covered, Josh.
And it's also a little Chilian movie theaters.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (50:43):
I am a older gentleman with substantial hearing loss. I
have ordered a set of hearing aids that are not
only Bluetooth compatible. I think you're going to love this, Tom,
but also have an app attached to the hearing aid.
When in the restaurant, I can go to the app
and click on restaurant mode. Whoa, This blocks out all

(51:05):
background noise and I can clearly hear conversations at the table. Amazing.
How about them, Apple, I got them.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Do you have those? It doesn't really really work.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
To a degree, Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, there's a bunch
of different modes. Yeah, you must love those. Yeah, they're
kind of cool.

Speaker 9 (51:21):
All right.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
I can't wear them in here thoughcause you can't wear
them in you're wearing headphones.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Sure, sure, sure, but.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
This is from wearing headphones being a quote unquote DJ
all these years. You're a hearing tends to get a
little bit being a.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Rocker, Tom Rock, turn it up.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Now, we're gonna give me the teaser on the sports page.

Speaker 9 (51:42):
We had a Thursday night football game last night. I'll
give you a hint. Houston won and Josh Allen did
not have a good evening. He and the offensive line
might be talking later the day.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
We'll have an update on that.

Speaker 9 (51:54):
Baylor athletic director in Waco, Texas, and the NBC network
has announced national games on NBC, Peacock, Amazon Prime Video
or ESPN. New ratings highs for college football.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
All right, speaking of great ratings, one of the top
rated entertainment shows, if not the top rated every year
is anyone want to guess football? Not upside besides NFL games?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Really?

Speaker 9 (52:25):
The Macy's Day Parade, No kidding, Yeah, I know I
have it on. I always like it.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Yeah, we're going to find out some really interesting details
about not just the Macy's Day Parade, but about Thanksgiving
in general.

Speaker 9 (52:38):
You know, that's a big damn deal when the balloons
are inflated and people go down and that's like their holiday,
part part of their holiday.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
In the early days of that parade that this sounds
this is actually a fact.

Speaker 9 (52:50):
You were probably there. I was they would let the
balloons go they were done with it.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Yeah, but it wasn't. I don't think it was the
really nice snoopy. I think they were kind of primitive.
But yeah, they just let them, no kiddy, they let
them go up and then they put a size restriction
on them after that incident a couple decades.

Speaker 9 (53:09):
With the light standard or whatever, there were some issues.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
But we'll be finding out some cool Thanksgiving facts and
we have Thanksgiving potato chips to try in here. A
couple quick facts about this weekend pack out when Youngstown
Funny Farm that's gonna be tonight and tomorrow night, and
Patty g. You can find ticket information at Funnyfarmcomedyclub dot com.
Willieg exclusively Saturday night, it's called bombs Away Comedy in Cincinnati.

(53:36):
Details at Bombsawaycomedy dot com. Al Jackson at the Funny
Bone in Syracuse. And Mark Shalafu, who was here yesterday,
is going to be in Goshen, Indiana at the Funny Farm.
And lastly, a little Timmy Kavanaugh is out there with
Emo Phillips and.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Those guys. I was gonna where are they?

Speaker 9 (53:57):
I forgot for where they want. I'll find out it
I've already. And by the way, Josh, if you're wondering, yes,
he said that. Every time he said Mark Shalafou's name.
Yesterday he said Schallafoo. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (54:06):
Yeah, it's it's not a bad defense mechanism when you're
not quite sure how to say somebody's.

Speaker 9 (54:10):
Name is to be One time I said Chalafoe.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Oh no, ill a little Timmy Cavanaugh with Emo Phillips
at the ann Arbor Comedy Club this weekend.

Speaker 9 (54:19):
There you go, Okay, I got it. Okay.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Once again, it's time to chick in with our steak man.
He's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 9 (54:26):
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Don't don't, yes, don't, don't.

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me to use different accents from here on out. Oh good,
what's the next one coming up? The next one I
have is Mandarin let me see.

Speaker 9 (56:56):
They're rinning me back. Whoh, I can't read these words.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Thank you very much. You can do maybe you could
do French. Thank you very much. Yes, I think Fran
that'll be okay.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Now, coming up, we have a disturbing story about a
new trend in uh, in makeup for the ladies. It's
called menstrual masking.

Speaker 9 (57:26):
Is what we think it is.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
No, you can imagine the source on this, of course,
the internet.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
These are the Oley Auto Part Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob
and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 9 (57:46):
There's Jeff Hooker. J's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
There's Pat Godwin, There's Willie gras Wall Yo, Josh Arnold returns.

Speaker 9 (57:56):
And that was as good a news as you've given
us in a while.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
New.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
Yes, that's the way the pros do it. There, Josh
the I h Stephen Singer's sidekickshare. There's Ash Cosby.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello Tom,
before we get to sports, all right, sir, there would
have been a way to segue to this back In
earlier times, I could have said you are a Redskins fan.
Oh okay, but now they're of course no longer the Redskins.

(58:28):
They're just the Washington football team.

Speaker 9 (58:30):
The Washington Commanders.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
You say so.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
But we have a story from the world of menstrual cycles. Oh,
it's something called this is from Science Alert. It's called
menstrual masking. Are you heading toward the term red skin? Well,
when you hear it, this is a this is a
viral thing out there, right, miss o kernel.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Yeah, Health experts are warning against a new viral trend
called menstrel masking. According to Science Alert, social media influencers
have been touting the practice of applying menstrual blood to
the skin like a face mask as a form of
di y skin care. That's not what I thought this
was going to be at all, And it's way grosser.

(59:13):
Yeah I thought.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
I thought it was like pretending you had your period
for sympathy, the way people mask and like act like
someone else. So you guys do do that, don't you.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
It's not just for sympathy, it's there are certain ladies
that do it so they won't have to be uh
oh sexually active.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yes, yes, Yeah, that too. That's what that's actually what
I thought it was. I didn't know it was this.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
No, it's it's applying a mask of your own I'm assuming.

Speaker 9 (59:42):
It's your own. I got I hope you Hey, Dolores.

Speaker 11 (59:45):
You gotta of your own men's It isn't the same
way that some people like will eat the placenta because
it's suposed to be nutrient sent it.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
They say they're stem cells and proteins that rejuvenate your
skin and why they're doing it.

Speaker 9 (59:58):
They can make pills out of the placenta.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, you can dry it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
But this is this is the the application of your
own menstrual blood to your face. If you keep reading,
they have a licensed physician who says why you shouldn't
do this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah, Doctor scherene Idris, a Board certified dermatologist, warns that
putting period blood on your face runs the risk of
getting various infections, including herpes, chlamydia in your eye, or cellulitis.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
I did a little more research, and uh, it's only
effective with virgin blood. So if you're gonna do this,
you're gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
To borrow it. Wow, all right there that this was incredible.

Speaker 10 (01:00:42):
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's just a period
on her face.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
They did have that slogan forget who that was. Maybe
maybe she was born though. Uh hey, Susie, your eyes
are a little blood shot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Oh man, I have done some weird stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
This is just everything is on the internet, and almost
all of it's wrong.

Speaker 10 (01:01:05):
Just let me teach you a little bit about menstruation.
You see what happens. It's the sloughing of the uterine wall.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
That's what happened.

Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
You look confused, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Kind of a hint when your body gets rid of something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Yes, I mean you don't write, I mean exactly right,
carrying toxic Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
At some point, I'm sure there's God knows, there's probably
someone who takes their own fecal material and makes it.
They think it makes you. Again, your body is going,
we don't want this.

Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
That's why nature really did at one point decided that
poop should smell bad.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
Oh that's exactly. That's like a that's like a thing.
It's like, yeah, it's but now we don't know. So
now I feel like nature can quit making it smell
so bad. Look, we're not going to eat it or
wear it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Wouldn't you agree?

Speaker 9 (01:01:53):
Can we promise?

Speaker 11 (01:01:54):
I Like you're saying this like a kid pitching a
sleep over to his roob.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
We're not going to do anything bad.

Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
Wouldn't you agree though, that it never smells quite as
bad to you as it does?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Well?

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
Yeah, as was it? The fat bastard said in the
Austin Powers movie. Everyone kind of likes their own brand,
their own brand, Yeah, having to differ. Oh, there are
some where you're like, get me out of here immediately.
You sure, But.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Would you suppose someone is gonna take this up and
make it available over the counter instead of using your
own if it's not because obviously if if you're using
your own menstrul oh, you'd only be able to do it.
You'd only be able to do it a few times.
Obviously a few days. You got about five days excuse me,
a month excuse me? Yeah, So I mean I can

(01:02:36):
sort of see this, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
That they could make a synthetic one.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
And you tried ant flows flows menstrual cycles liquid just
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Well, I've done the the micro the needling where they
create abrasion. Yeah, and they create these little basically I
don't know, the needle goes in and it's bloody and
they kind of rub the blood into your face after
a little bit of a vampire facial. That's what it is.

Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
Why don't you cut your finger and put your finger
in your mouth stop the blood or no, you never
do that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
But they say you're supposed to.

Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
That's what's going to stop. Yeah, he does have some
help your clot or something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
That's why animals like the Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
I don't have the story in front of you, but
I remember the vampire facial thing.

Speaker 9 (01:03:19):
Kim Kardashians rider or something, one of the Kardashians.

Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Health officials say three women contracted HIV infections getting a
vampire facials.

Speaker 9 (01:03:28):
And maybe don't go to Haiti and get.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I had a group, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
It was actually in Albuquerque, according to this they call
you know, they call Albuquerque little Haiti.

Speaker 9 (01:03:39):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Oh yeah, that's weird. I didn't know that. Oh man,
we're having fun.

Speaker 10 (01:03:46):
Yeah, be careful, my gosh, but you're right, Tom. If
your body is getting rid of something, it's because it
no longer needs or wants something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yeah, yeah, shouldn't happen.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
So did you do the vampire facial?

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I did the microbragent. What you said like it was, Yeah,
I guess that was a vampire facial. Yeah, and it's
supposed to create these tiny little wounds that heal and
create cot Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:04:09):
Yeah, it was like it was Guantanamo esque. Yeah, and
it was painful. Yeah. As you can see, all my
hair grew back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
So you you got it on your ass.

Speaker 9 (01:04:23):
Maybe try in the top of your head next time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
If you go for the vampire facial, does the a
status what do they call him?

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Esthetician? Where a cape? I'd like you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
I'd like you to count. The first time I saw
the count on The Muppets, I just was only wishing
that I'd been four years old when this came out.
Oh you have to It's so great, so funny, And
I was just a Disney World last week. And did
you know that the rock and roller coaster, which features

(01:04:59):
the the band Aerosmith, is going to become the Muppet
roller Coaster.

Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
They're going to close it up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I think in early January.

Speaker 9 (01:05:06):
It'll open a few months.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Would they change that? The kids aren't vibing with Aerosmith anymore?
Every eight year old girl he.

Speaker 11 (01:05:12):
Goes to Stephen Tyler for Halloween scarves on the mic stand.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Yeah, it looks like a lad.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
In all truth if you've ever ridden it. When you
walk in, there's a little they have like a movie
with the guys from Aerosmith, and it's a fake studio.
I'm totally serious when I say this. When we went in,
there was a malfunction and so the movie played like
four times really, and they kept going, Okay, we're getting
a repair done, and then they kept playing it so

(01:05:39):
that the kid in front of me looked at his
dad and said.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Who were those guys? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:05:45):
Sure, why wouldn't they?

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Yeah, but I also heard a rumor from someone in
the know that the I guess Aerosmith sold their rights
to their music and the new rights.

Speaker 9 (01:05:55):
Holder wanted a lot more money.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Oh so that not that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
I think Disney could probably be a forward it, but yeah,
it's a little dated Muppet. It'll be great. But I'm
so upset they took away the Muppet three D movie.

Speaker 9 (01:06:06):
I know, why would they get rid of I have?

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
I have seen that at least fifty times. Every time
I go I would I would sit through it, usually twice.

Speaker 10 (01:06:13):
I had a real Statler and Waldorf. There was the
greatest part.

Speaker 9 (01:06:17):
Well, now you know how I feel. And they shuttered
Captain EO, I know you were hurt. Yeah, I'd go
there every year to see Captain.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
That wasn't up very long, was it?

Speaker 9 (01:06:30):
I'm in this fake scenario. I'm not sure how long
it was that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
What is the shortest lived attraction there? That Dick Tracy
thing bombed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
The R Kelly splash, right, that didn't last long.

Speaker 9 (01:06:44):
Yeah, we're having a serious conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
I am.

Speaker 10 (01:06:50):
Ky Slippery stairs last long?

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
That sens Island Adventure. They got rid of that one pretty.

Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
Quick, yeah, which is a shame. It was essentially just
it's a.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
Small yeah, very good shaped, like they just made the
boats a little bigger because I had My kids are
the ones that we took. We took a bunch of them,
ages like nine to twelve, so none of them would
go to the Hall of Presidents with me. Willy would
have at least gone to the Hall of Presidents with me.
The invite he could have gone. Jeez, it was just

(01:07:22):
a matter of being with.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Dad crying all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Get the guitar.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
One of my favorite pictures is me, Sam and Willie
in front of what is it the Dolphin Hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
We've been in there.

Speaker 9 (01:07:41):
Yellowed picture I keep on my nightstand. Cut to that picture.
That's your dad with heart and fame. Now it is
admittedly it's.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
A it's a wait.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Is this the picture where you're on your cell phone?

Speaker 9 (01:07:53):
No, it was pre cell it's pre sell.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
It's you're like nine, But it's I mean, the backstory
is we were frantically to finish an album and I
had I firmed you guys off to somebody else that
I stayed in my.

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
Room the whole time on the phone with PJ.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
But yeah, hey, you got Mexican for lunch yesterday. He
should you should be happy, right his favorite memory? That
was a great photo.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
I guess you're sitting in a room in Orlando and
the shadow of Disney World talking to PJ.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
He just made sure you were having fun.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
No, yeah, we had a guy went out.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
I bet there was a classic story from that, though
better than this one.

Speaker 9 (01:08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
You remember we would always stay at the Dolphin in
the Swamp, beautiful spot right there, it's right off of
Epcot Walk.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
There we didn't get to do. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:08:44):
When you put your sugar in your coffee, already your
backhead of the first.

Speaker 9 (01:08:49):
Four minutes ago were very very polight.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Remember I told you I was going death.

Speaker 9 (01:08:55):
Driving checking their glove compartment. Fort Timar was in a bowl.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Right, all right, Well here's my splendid it's in the
ball now shut up the garage union.

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
The garage union is very excited. They keep telling people
something's wrong with my car. So okay, sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
So at the swad of the Dolphin Hotel, there used
to be a they had a payphone, and it was
right by the between the men's room and the ladies.
Roam'd kind of go around the corner and I was
going back and forth with PJ doing the the printing
for the album. But in those this was a time
in which if you remember this, but when you'd make

(01:09:33):
a phone call, you would you would give this eight
hundred number, remember this, and yeah, to make long distance calls,
and you'd pump in this number. Well, I was at
the phone and I it didn't it wasn't accepting the number.
So I got the operator, came on and she goes, well,
what's your card number? And you would give this phone
card number and I'll charge it to your phone. So

(01:09:55):
I did that, didn't think much about it. A couple
of weeks later, I'm here in the bill thing. I
got off the air and there's cops out front, and
what it? We figured out what happened. Someone was in
the bushes writing down that number.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
I gave.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
And but here's what the guy goes, did you make
a phone call about a shipment from heroin from Africa
to Israel and what?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
And they had all these.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
All this this drug deal, uh, going from Africa to
Israel and all the numbers were on my phone card. Crazy,
But it was turned out to be a good album,
and p did a nice job with the type setting,
and the kids had fun. In these days, that's all
that's gone. The payphones are gone. You don't have to
set the type like that anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Yeah, but it's a fond memory.

Speaker 9 (01:10:42):
Yes, but yeah, no, William Willi Willi.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
You spent many a day in the at the Swan
and the Dolphin hotels. Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, we'll bring
it down on our next trip to Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
It was awesome. It was great. Next time, buddy, next time,
next time, he'll get you. Would you have gone to
the Hall of President's with me? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Sure, okay, the little girls that they know we want
to ride. Yeah, yeah, you can cron again.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Are you a roller coaster kid? Uh? You know what.
I haven't been on a roller coaster in years. I
definitely used to be. Now i'd have an upset tummy.

Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
I'm worried about it, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
Well, and maybe we should do a trip to when
they reopen the rock and roller coaster with the that'll
be fun. Yeah. So if we win the lottery and
raise the funds, well I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
We can't all go. It wouldn't be a grizzled vacation
unless two people were left.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Oh yeah, or four?

Speaker 9 (01:11:29):
Nothing on that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Good time? What's coming up in sports? Dad? Don't you walk?

Speaker 12 (01:11:38):
So?

Speaker 9 (01:11:39):
First NFL game last night? Let's see do we have
a world record?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Yes, yes we do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
We've got a great comedian coming to John Heffron will
be our guests Godwin this weekend Youngstown Funny Bone starting
tonight's night and tomorrow. Info at Funnyfarmcomedy Club dot com
in Youngstown, Ohio. Willie g Cincinnati, Ohio Bombsawaycomedy dot com
for information and location on that one. These are the
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Speaker 12 (01:12:09):
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Even though we're not too much to look at. You
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I thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the
news center, there's Jess Hooker here, I am, There's pat Godwin,
Hey Chick, there's Willis walk Man, There's Josh Arnold, Hie
Ace Cosby, I am, Chick McGee and hello Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
It's not just any.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
News center, that's the Silent Insurance News Center with Jess
Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee.

Speaker 9 (01:12:41):
And Josh is back. Hi, thanks for oh your well wishes.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
At the Steven Singer sidekick chair and desk with a
little case of bronchitis.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Yeah on the mend.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Okay, glad you're glad you're feeling better. We've got Patty
G and Willie g over there, and Chick McGhee is
over there as you can see him at the Prize
Picks sports desk. Let's get a little bit of sporting news.
Texans dominant defense sacked Josh Allen eight times. Kaylin Bullock,
a defensive back for Houston, force three turnovers, including his

(01:13:14):
second interception sealing the Texans twenty three to nineteen win
over the Buffalo Bills. Hope you had Houston plus the
five after Allen took consecutive sacks on the Bill's final possession.
They faced fourth in twenty seven and remarkably gained forty
four yards on a short pass from Allen to Josh Palmer,

(01:13:34):
who the old pitchy pitchy woo oh Tom.

Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
They started running around in the field and then it
worked Khalil Shakir. But on another fourth down, Josh Allen
threw an interception and Bill's fans have the Blues today?
Zack how many times?

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Eight? Eight times?

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Whoa?

Speaker 9 (01:13:55):
Thanks to the front line. Nice, nice job, fellas.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Are they professionals?

Speaker 9 (01:14:02):
Do they all go, hey, we all have it, you know,
as a team, we have to move or do they go, look,
you stupid idiots. That's a good question. Here's an idea.
Let's block somebody this time. Somebody make a play.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
But those guys are so big. What the hell's wrong
with you people? You're big too? Oh sorry, but they
get paid and.

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
Baylor athletic director Mac Rhodes has resigned.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
A mac should be like a private investigator. Mac Rhodes tonight,
Mac Rhodes, he'd have a interesting pickup truck and he'd
live in a tent.

Speaker 9 (01:14:39):
On the beach. On the beach, Okay, it would be
a state park in I'm going to say, Brownsville, Texas. Wow,
there's your TV show and anything can happen. Oh boy,
but he he helps the little guy.

Speaker 10 (01:14:57):
But do you remember when he's a strange sister showed up. Yeah,
well she's never up to any good hand full of sass,
but Mac loves sir. Yes, yes, he played by the
great Bonnie Badilia, amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Older sister of course, Bondy Bdellia. Of course, from then
came Bronson.

Speaker 9 (01:15:15):
Oh was she? Oh yeah? In Heart like a Wheel,
Shirley shot cha. I want to say chootchoo. That's not right?
Well downey yeah dragon Uh. Anyway, Mac stepped down last
week from his role as chairman of the college football
Playoff Selection Committee. School president Linda Livingston said in the
letter Thursday that Rhodes informed her of his decision to

(01:15:37):
step away effective immediately. School and investigating unspecified allegations against him.
I'm not going to specify them here because they're they're
possibly somewhat lurid.

Speaker 7 (01:15:50):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:15:50):
The status of that investigation is unclear. Tom, but the
college football playoffs.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Semi uninterested could be. No, that's not true. I'm totally uninterested. Well,
that brings us to Tom's something he will be We
got record. Over one hundred Australians aged one hundred and older.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Came.

Speaker 10 (01:16:14):
They came together, Josh, oh, well, it's better than coming apart.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
To break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering
of people aged one hundred or older.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Oh god, let's go to a local McDonald's at nine
a mposed to come to my gym.

Speaker 9 (01:16:32):
Think about that, is what he just said.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Shout out pickleball. Think about that. I mean that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
One hundred and fifty centenary Aarians with a combined age
of fifteen thousand years.

Speaker 10 (01:16:45):
Whoa, yeah, that's the math on that, isn't it. I
think the Reaper was standing in your bigleing. This is
just too easy.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
When they were counting, they had to count fast because
it's the record.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Oh wait a minute, tapping his wrist.

Speaker 9 (01:16:57):
TikTok, people, TikTok.

Speaker 10 (01:16:59):
Do you think the grim Reaper ever has to like
is done and retires and then has to pick a
new grim Reaper?

Speaker 9 (01:17:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:17:05):
And if so, if you were asked to be the
new Grim Reaper, would you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
I would, I would do it. Yeah, I've got a list. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:17:14):
Oh, you got to follow the list. You can't just
make up your own. As I understand it, though, the
Grim Reaper, the New Grim Reaper, the old Grim Reaper
has to actually really die finally at the New Grim
Reaper's house. It's kind of like Santa Claus different. Yeah,
I see, yeah, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:17:30):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
The old record was seventy established in Italy. This was
one hundred and fifty, one hundred and fifty people all
over the age of one hundred in Australia. It's amazing, okay,
but they had a ramp my bad, Yeahbator. Each participant's
age was verified through official identification and documents and no

(01:17:51):
one can fake those, with the oldest participant being one
hundred and nine.

Speaker 9 (01:17:56):
Oh god, what did.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
You say when you saw this story? What what did
you say to yourself? Like?

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (01:18:04):
Did you say, Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 10 (01:18:08):
This you think that's an oxygen take?

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
They were in Australia, you see, very good.

Speaker 11 (01:18:16):
I wonder if anything like knew each other like I've
had I've had beef with that guy since nineteen two.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Dude, I hate that you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
Got a lot of balls showing up here.

Speaker 10 (01:18:29):
I'd love to go to Australia. Can't wait next week?
The case of Rockey.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
You read right to left there?

Speaker 9 (01:18:39):
Did you know that? I didn't. I'll have to learn
from the bottom up. Yes, is that sports? That is sports? Okay,
thank you very much. I sense it should be and
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
We have a miss Jessica Hooker over there at the
Silent Insurance news desk.

Speaker 9 (01:18:52):
What's going on over there?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
A TikTok user is sharing his formula for producing flatulence
at high volume. All right, calls it maxing. Fart maxing
is the pursuit of creating the loudest, smelliest, and most
impressive farts possible.

Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
We're talking odor and sound.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Yes, mister Allan Lynn went viral for his video that
explains his fart maxing formula, which is when fiber and
gut fermentation is greater than the digestion.

Speaker 9 (01:19:21):
Speed, gut fermentation, kimchi, the cabbage.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
No, none of those things. Yeah, yeah, do you guys
want to hear what it is?

Speaker 9 (01:19:29):
Yees?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
One liquid salad pouch?

Speaker 9 (01:19:33):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Okay, three hard boiled eggs, one bottle of Topo Chico,
a green banana, one cup of cooked black beans, three
raw garlic cloves.

Speaker 9 (01:19:45):
And just farten it up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Yep, there's no fun in this though.

Speaker 11 (01:19:49):
Yeah, you want a fun fart because you were eating
pizza drinking beer with your buddies all day.

Speaker 10 (01:19:53):
You don't want to plan on it. This is doing
homework for you. I like a mystery behind a really impressive.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Foot Yeah, what is that? What calls that?

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
And part of the fun is you never know when
it's gonna happen, right, You really can't control.

Speaker 9 (01:20:04):
Should always be a surprise.

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
Yeah. But the best part about this is who was
helping him for his fart factor.

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
Oil banks his grandmother or mother it was?

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
It appears that mister Lynde's mother helped him with the experiment.
My boy, she helped record the loudest of his guests.

Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
What would your mom have said, tom if you had
asked her to record your one of your farts?

Speaker 13 (01:20:28):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
Would she have even dignified it with a response?

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
Yeah, I would have been But you know who was
there to listen to Tommy's fat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Paula's maid.

Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
So I know Paula Paula certainly could deliver. Oh I bet.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
She was a big lady. Do you like my big
woman as?

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Oh my?

Speaker 9 (01:21:05):
Could you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
I mentioned handing your mother a decibel meter? Yeah, I'm going. Okay,
here we go, all right?

Speaker 9 (01:21:10):
Well, way up to now.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
The loudest one was clocked at ninety three decipels.

Speaker 10 (01:21:14):
I don't know too much about that, Tom, What's how
is that pretty impressive?

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:21:18):
They compare it to a lawnmower.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Yeah, oh my god, yeah, I said it rivals a lawnmower.

Speaker 9 (01:21:26):
I wonder why he does this.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:21:30):
Everybody wants to be the best at something, man, I guess,
and this guy found a thing that not that many
people are into and he's the king.

Speaker 9 (01:21:37):
It doesn't sound like a great meal.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
So you can rank farts on a I mean, it
looks like eighty three out of one hundred is what
he got, which means that the gas was extreme but survivable.

Speaker 10 (01:21:49):
What's the fart situation in your apartment when your son
who's fourteen, yeah, fifteen?

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:21:54):
Is he just letting him fly and you kind of
let him fly?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Or early on when he was a pret he thought
it was funny and he did it a lot. Now
he's a little more reserved, which is more like you.
You're not a big fan of I'm I'm not a
fan at all or this whole break. Yeah, however, you've
got a song for us.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:22:14):
Coming up, comedian John Heffron will be joining us and
we may be able to get some of that Tim
Allen interview in today.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
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Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
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Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tomp Show. We're
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hanails over there at the Silak Insurance News desk. Hello,
mister McGee, Now, are we going to have to separate
you and Willie because you're over there passing notes?

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Now? That's Pat. We're good.

Speaker 9 (01:22:54):
No, but you guys were but grab assing or something.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Here to grab ass was not what was going on.
We were actually making fun of all of the picks
that Pat choose on.

Speaker 9 (01:23:04):
Oh he does chew on his pick.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Hey, Pat Godwin, how are you buddy.

Speaker 9 (01:23:07):
I'm good chick. It's cold in here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Send to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (01:23:11):
Uh, there's Josh Arnold. He's at the I Hate Stephen
Singer sidekick chair.

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to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in
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Speaker 9 (01:23:27):
There's Ash Cosby. I am chick McGee. Hello, Tom, We've
got a special guest. Long time no see so close.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
We used to be better at this job. It'd be
a lot better. I pressed it. Nothing happened.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
There you go. A comedian John Heffron joining us in
the studio and Mark Records saying, winner of last comic
standing a few years back.

Speaker 9 (01:23:50):
Man, he almost twenty some years back, So you're one
of the first ones.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
So at this point it's like I won, you know,
Hollywood Squares or game you know?

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Or who do you trust? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:24:04):
Who do you trust?

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
What's thousand? What's my line? Veterans? Stand up comedian John
heffern has joined us in the studio. Haven't seen you
for a while. What's happening in your life? You married single?

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
Oh man, how do we catch up after twenty five years? Well,
we're dudes. I just look at you guys. They see
everybody in here. I haven't seen a while. I go, hey,
what's up? What's up?

Speaker 9 (01:24:25):
We're caught up.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
I mean, yeah, it's just like when I was twenty
in here at you know, two thousand, Yeah, two thousand,
coming in here drunk.

Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
I was in bed by nine last night.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
You know, I've reached that age of a car, you know,
as a stand up, and they're like, okay, you got
you show Saturday seven thirty nine, forty five. I'm like,
how about we do it two and a four? That
makes more sense to me. You know, I got nothing
to say to twenty year old kids.

Speaker 9 (01:24:53):
What am I gonna do? Panda? Hey, I do edibles?
You do edibles? Take my shirt off?

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Like I'm not.

Speaker 9 (01:25:00):
I'm like, I'm a grown adult. You're not gonna I
don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
What do you do? What do you do for the bang?
What do you do for What do you do?

Speaker 9 (01:25:08):
Are you guys with each other? You guys with each other?

Speaker 10 (01:25:13):
So there are there's a whole generation that thinks that's
what stand up is because of Instagram and all that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
Yeah, and it's sad, and I'm okay with it because, uh,
you know, I'm fifty six and just the older you get,
the more invisible you start to become. Right Like, I'm
at that age. I go to the grocery store. The
door doesn't even open up for me because it just
doesn't acknowledge that I exist anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:25:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Yeah, I mean it's uh, you know, the young girls
don't look twice.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
Not even like you don't even Like my niece plays
soccer for Michigan State and you go to those games
and I just keep my head down because you don't
want any girl to think he's he's watching us.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Yeah, well you're playing a sport.

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
Yeah you know I'm not. But you just you just
the creepy guy, no matter what. No, do you have
Thanksgiving plans?

Speaker 6 (01:26:07):
We're trying to figure that out because we we literally
moved sold a farm in Michigan maybe about uh well,
we sold it like three months ago and then we
found a move in ready house that were not moved
in yet and it's been three months. Uh you know,
ripped up the carpeting and I don't know if I

(01:26:27):
should call the police because there's people have bled out
on this carpet. That happen, you know, and just the
whole moving thing. Uh Like, I'm kind of addicted to Zillo.
And when we sold a farm, I took so many
pictures of our farm with drones and stuff. And then
you go to Zillo and you look and you're like,

(01:26:49):
do these people know their houses for sale? This is
the living room picture they went with.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Yes, this is.

Speaker 6 (01:26:55):
There's there's a guy asleep on the couch with this
cigarette in his.

Speaker 9 (01:27:03):
Yes, that's the living room picture.

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
You go, let's go. There's a kid with the dumpy
diaper and one boot. That's that's this should be sent
to Child's Services, not you know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
What's So you're moving.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
And the reason I brought it up is we have
a very comprehensive list about Thanksgiving. Oh we do some
of the exciting things about Thanksgiving that we've learned a
couple of things already. But this, this will give you
some interesting facts.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
I thought we're ready. We got four pages of what
side not to you?

Speaker 9 (01:27:36):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Not?

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
Yeah, nothing in jello at all.

Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
That's what Tom said. We're on the same page. Yeah,
that can go. But nothing ninety people.

Speaker 5 (01:27:46):
Ninety percent of the people in the survey said they
prefer the sides to the turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
So these are just.

Speaker 9 (01:27:54):
Some facts about things even I thought you might find enlightening.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
The first Thanksgiving was recorded in a letter. Almost every
thing known about the sixteen twenty one feast comes from
a brief mention and a long letter written by Edward Winslow.

Speaker 9 (01:28:07):
Sixteen twenty one. Oh sure you've read the Winslow.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Yeah, you get the monthly Winslow.

Speaker 9 (01:28:13):
I do. Yeah, that's the only word to keep up.

Speaker 6 (01:28:16):
I get the text alerts. Oh my phone, you want
to stop this?

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:28:21):
Anyway, it was a cold winter thee what however?

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
You talking to? Sixty said? How many turkeys do you
think are consumed on Thanksgiving Day? Oh? Gracious, I guess
eighty million, three hundred and fifty million people. That's a
pretty good guess. Ninety million?

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
Was you got like one turkey for every three people?

Speaker 12 (01:28:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Yeah, was that too high?

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:50):
I'm from divorced parents, so I ate three turkeys. So
that was three just for me, three birds. I had
to go to grandma's my and my dad picked me up,
so I'm at three.

Speaker 7 (01:29:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
Well, that's a that's a real cruism about contemporary culture.

Speaker 9 (01:29:09):
Somebody, how many Thanksgivings are you going to?

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Yeah? Forty six million turkeys? Oh wow? Yeah, way okay, Yeah. Wine,
beer and whiskey are the most popular Thanksgiving drinks half
of thanks to the divorces. Yeah, Americans typically consume more
alcohol and Thanksgiving than on an average day, averaging this

(01:29:32):
feels low, two point seven drinks.

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
Do you think Thanksgiving was a time when most kids
But because we would go to my grandparents and then
all the cousins, we would sneak down into the grandpa
basement that had that light they went click, Yeah, yeah,
it wasn't as nice as and then you find the
booze and then everybody would have a little sip and

(01:29:57):
you're like, yeah, a team, and then you them upstairs
and then you hang out at the little kid table
and talk.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Politics a little bit of a buzz.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
Yeah, yeah, I think Darth Vader had it right on paper,
on paper.

Speaker 7 (01:30:13):
The Emperor is.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
Now, did you are you the of the era where
there was that long walk before the food came You
go outside and the uh, the marijuana walk.

Speaker 11 (01:30:26):
If I've tried for years to keep the walk from
you do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
Yeah, he's been telling us about it's got an apple tag,
and I don't even think it's now.

Speaker 11 (01:30:37):
I just think it's you go downder the basement and
you hit a secret little vaight pen.

Speaker 6 (01:30:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
I don't think people are going out in the cold anymore.
It takes some of the romance out of it.

Speaker 11 (01:30:45):
You get too stinky, you know, got people looking at you. Funny,
you got to talk to your aunt while you're high.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
That's never fun. Oh god, No we didn't, I don't.
We never had the walk. We had the shots in
the garage, you know, before we started.

Speaker 5 (01:30:58):
By the way, that is the only place where her
jello is acceptable to Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah, that would be okay.
But the jello thing, the mold with the bananas in it,
no one wants it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
I don't even know if I've ever had that.

Speaker 10 (01:31:12):
Oh god, shots in the garage had to have a
bit of bloodhound gangs.

Speaker 9 (01:31:18):
Should yeah that you should make that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
It's a very real thing. And I took her pish down.
What just happened?

Speaker 9 (01:31:28):
What else have we got about Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Red wine is the most popular Thanksgiving drink. Kid, Yeah,
I guess it pairs well with the menu.

Speaker 10 (01:31:35):
I don't know, is that right? I don't know anything
about the pairings of the wines.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
And meat. I guess okay, cab, Yeah, you.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
Can ask what when you make your plate because I
eat the same exact way that TV dinners were. Nothing
touches on my plate. God, I have, you know, the
turkey thing, and if I have like a brownie, I
have to have a little piece of green bean a
fellow it. So nothing touches. But then I see the
people who just pied. I do it KFC famous bull style.

(01:32:06):
You do a mas potato layer and then a little
mac and cheese over here. Again, the walk Ford Thanksgiving
helps you get inspired.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
What's interesting is John Heffron just accidentally, I think landed
on something very interesting the TV dinner.

Speaker 9 (01:32:22):
Do you have that fact?

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Yeah? Thanksgiving was inspired or inspired the TV dinner. The
first TV dinner. Oh Swanson used two hundred and sixty
tons of leftover turkey to create the original frozen meals.

Speaker 9 (01:32:34):
Nice, there's the origin story.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
Yeah, and they had the original TV dinners. I don't
know if I haven't had one or ages, but they
had the aluminum foil whatever and they was all sectioned
off remember you'd have to peel back the apple crisp.

Speaker 7 (01:32:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Yeah, that's the only one you could uncover.

Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
Yeah, and then your finger would burn from that steam
that was underneath it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Yeah, you didn't if you didn't do all the chicks
heeard me tell the story before. My mother, of course,
would never Tom always wanted the TV dinner when he
was growing up, but his mother, So, my mom.

Speaker 9 (01:33:07):
Didn't care for the quality of food there.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
Was you could you could buy those whatever they're called,
those those aluminum foil tray like things. So she would
buy one and then she would make fresh, decent food
and put it in the various sections.

Speaker 9 (01:33:20):
And I wanted you that. Yeah, that's I want a
meal prep.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Yeah, that's a good idea, right, and the you seal
the top, put it in the freezer.

Speaker 9 (01:33:28):
Perfect. Oh man, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
A good mom. That is a really good mom. Yeah,
that's not she.

Speaker 9 (01:33:34):
Had agreed, did you know, fas I'll tell you that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
We'll get back to Thanksgiving into our guest, great comedian
John Heffron with us right now. John's on the road,
by the way. He's got a bunch of other gigs
coming up that would include Columbus, Ohio, with the funny
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H thank you very much. We got a great guest.
He's the hilariously funny John Heffron. So cool to see
John again, and I'll give you those dates again in
just a few minutes. I'll also remind you Patty g
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Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
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Chick McGee.

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Of course at your post the Prize Picks Sports desk.

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Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
And in the interview loft we have comedian John Heffrom,
winner of last Comic Standing, great stand up comedian and
one of the When you came here years ago, you
had this really cool idea.

Speaker 9 (01:36:48):
I know you guys pulled it off.

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
It was the thevat guy.

Speaker 6 (01:36:52):
I just wrote an article on whatever, some social media
thing that nobody even commented on, but I wrote a
whole story about what happened the short. I came in
here with an idea. It was a card game at
the time where you passed out cards and the girls
would go try to find the real life version of
the cartoons of that guy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
So it would be like like that guy would be,
for example, a guy with a ponytail.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
Yeah, like too old to be here guy or whatever.
But this was whatever the math was. Nobody was selling
stuff online. You had to fill out thirty five thousand
pages get this thing just to take one credit card
rd so, and then we had our phone set up,
our flip phones that you would get a chime every
time that there was an order. So come on the

(01:37:39):
show and it's just I just kind of mentioned it.
I created this thing, and we had to print on
ourselves and stuff and our sudden.

Speaker 9 (01:37:47):
Time time time chime chime.

Speaker 6 (01:37:50):
We sold after being on this show, maybe tens of
thousands of those games.

Speaker 9 (01:37:55):
We were at twenty one.

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
We had to knock on the doors of everybody in
our apartment complex the stuff envelopes for it was one
of the most craziest times in my life. Like we
got my roommate, it's three o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 9 (01:38:08):
He's calling me. He's like, what did you do? What happened?
We have more?

Speaker 6 (01:38:13):
Yeah, and we had to handwright everyone we sent out
because there wasn't printer like it was.

Speaker 5 (01:38:19):
It was a fun game and it was like a
bachelorette party thing where you'd look, you'd look for that
who were some of the others.

Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
Yeah, I don't know if the game could exist out
because one was called that guy, so the pronoun for
some people it was automatically off guy who likes guys.
Guys that wouldn't pass today. I think it would.

Speaker 9 (01:38:38):
Sweaty dancer guy told to be there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
Here.

Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
Here's how old the game is. Pager and phone on
belt guy, when you rocked out the bat, the whole
bat thing. Uh, sweaty dancer guy. We had so many. Oh,
it was so funny, so funny. Sehn Heffron's our guess.
We were talking about Thanksgiving. We have just a few
more handy Thanksgiving fact of interest, I.

Speaker 9 (01:39:00):
Think, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
The Detroit Lions play football every Thanksgiving. The Lions have
played on Thanksgiving annually since nineteen thirty four, except during
World War Two.

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
It's one of the one of the traditions They're keeping yes, right.
Remember it used to be the opening baseball game was
the Reds. Was always the Reds twelve. So the NFL's
kept that one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Yeah, that's a good thing. Green bean cast role was
invented by the Campbell Soup company.

Speaker 9 (01:39:28):
Nobody's buying cream mushroom. We have to come up with something.

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
I need ideas. Let's have ideas right now. Ten on
my desk by five Campbell. What are my early recipes?
A can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup and noodles
and a can of tuna fish.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Wonderful, it worked great. Well, that's essentially tuna noodle.

Speaker 9 (01:39:49):
Cast Okay, so they work. It is cream and mushroom.

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Yeah, it's cream and mushroom. Some people use cream cream
of chicken too.

Speaker 9 (01:39:55):
You're like, okay, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
He came up with it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
We have He's angling to want to be He's the
one of the first things, one of the first things
I learned to cooks. Okay, yeah, but it's a that's
a you don't want to use cream of chicken soup.

Speaker 9 (01:40:11):
If you're putting tuna.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Fish in there, you can because the chicken you can't
mix that.

Speaker 9 (01:40:16):
You're crossing of the land and the sea.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Yeah, didn't you.

Speaker 9 (01:40:24):
You did that with chicken one time too. Do you
put chicken in there with with chicken soup?

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Yeah? Castrole is great.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
Then you take a burnso madic torch, you pull it
out of the oven and you crisp the top.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 10 (01:40:36):
So we just called it tunic cast roll. The noodle
was implied. But you guys say noodle.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Cast We do say, I just fixture.

Speaker 9 (01:40:42):
Some guy like making that.

Speaker 6 (01:40:44):
Not you, but like some guys just in there and
his son about six is staring going, that's not that's
not how mom did it, and he just looked at her.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Mom is gone.

Speaker 9 (01:40:54):
She left us, She left us.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
That might be the situation because man, that one hit
a little bit too close.

Speaker 9 (01:41:03):
I don't know the answer this or I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
Is is the night before Thanksgiving the biggest bar night
of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Blackout Wednesday. It's often called Drinksgiving.

Speaker 9 (01:41:14):
I've heard.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
Yeah, it's fun. Everybody's everybody's back in their hometown and
they go to their hometown bar and yeah, things, things
get crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:41:23):
Get out of here.

Speaker 10 (01:41:24):
It was fun. Yeah, sure, it still is for some
not for me.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
So about three years ago, or no, no, take that
back whenever a couple of years, when did I get married? Okay,
so we got married the day before Thanksgiving? Right, so
I went cool, I will always remember this day. I'm
never going to miss an anniversary because it's the day
before Thanksgiving, so it's on. So the next year came

(01:41:52):
guess who missed it because I didn't realize the day
before Thanksgiving changes? Right? So I thought, oh, it's all
always the day before, not realizing the date of Thanksgiving?
And where about two days? And my life's like, you know,
what's our anniversary? I'm like, yeah, on Wednesday. She's like, no, no,

(01:42:13):
it's the date.

Speaker 7 (01:42:16):
Before.

Speaker 9 (01:42:16):
I'm like, oh, man, I think.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
If i'll be the jury on this one, I think
you're okay. I think we can conceptually allow that. Yeah,
every day week.

Speaker 9 (01:42:30):
I mean you were saying. In my head, I was like, man,
that's so smart.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
You can always get a reservation Wednesday night. You know,
didn't you do something like that so you wouldn't forget
your wedding anniversary? I got married on my birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:42:43):
Oh hooker, hell, what the hell's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Why would you do that? She's ornery?

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
See, I think what your wife should say to you,
John is no, no, no, we have to celebrate the
date and the day before Thanksgiving and then every seven
years be off a hook.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
But yeah, you got to two presents.

Speaker 9 (01:43:06):
How long you've been married now, uh, probably about five years?

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
You know that, Well, there was there's like a there's
like a cold you know, COVID year in there where
you're just it's still still blurry, you know, and stuff
like that when we were all, uh, you know, self
pouring for two years straight.

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
Are you aware of the traditional and the modern gift list?

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
You guys got the anniversary there's a traditional paper, second
one is a gold or something. Yeah, and then now
the first year I think is time they say that
it's that that's that's the updated version of the gift
that you would give for a first anniversary.

Speaker 9 (01:43:46):
Always like, hey, I'm giving you the day.

Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
I'm gonna stare at I'm gonna look away from my
phone and stare at you. You got five minutes, happy
and vertue.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (01:43:55):
Here's the you got one story I'm gonna listen to fully.

Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
Here's the traditional fifth anniversary gift. A personalized wooden photo frame,
all right, or a wooden jewelry box, yeah, okay, or
a tree planeted in her honor.

Speaker 9 (01:44:13):
Here is that gonna go?

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
Okay? I could do that? Yeah, yeah, I guess it's
really sweet. Yeah, that's easy.

Speaker 5 (01:44:19):
Now the modern list is a silver cocktail shaker or
a silver bowl or tray. So you got your choice, Okay,
wood or silver on the fifth anniversary. There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
It's nice.

Speaker 9 (01:44:31):
Now back to Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
What do you got? Thanksgiving dinner is very high in calories.
Many Americans consume between twenty one hundred and forty five
hundred calories during the holiday meal. Nice, that's right, Yeah,
that seems high. Do you think for one meal hot
meal that's really hot? Maybe over the course of the day,

(01:44:53):
like because do you have a first run Thanksgiving and
then you like you have Thanksgiving dinner a again with
leftovers that same day?

Speaker 9 (01:45:03):
Oh well, how do you time it?

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Though? Well, we eat between noon and two and then
everybody gets a good buzz and then you eat again
at like seven.

Speaker 9 (01:45:12):
I got you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:13):
Yeah, I think we're going to aim for like a
three or four because Willie's driving in from Chicago.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Yeah, eason more to yell at the family. If you
start later. I kind of Okay, astronauts in space don't
get Thanksgiving off NASA cruise still work, but receive special
prepackaged holiday meals in orbit.

Speaker 9 (01:45:32):
That's cool, of course. How cool would it be to
go up to the Space Shuttle and that would be
holding protest size where we're going on strikers side, we're.

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
Not going to work today because during that government shutdown,
were they? Okay, no, I'm not getting there's anybody answering
the phone. Hey, I bet they have direct deposit, right
they must, yeah, right, their account.

Speaker 9 (01:46:00):
I don't want to open up that can of worms.

Speaker 5 (01:46:01):
But that you know, that whole case with the astronaut
and the ex girlfriend claiming the never mind, very complicated.

Speaker 9 (01:46:09):
It's something lady warned the diaper, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:46:12):
Okay, Oh that's a great story.

Speaker 10 (01:46:14):
Oh the lady who drove from Texas to Florida.

Speaker 9 (01:46:15):
Oh yeah and planned to do it. Yeah, she wore
a diaper so she wouldn't have to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
You gotta make good time. Yeah, that's what they call
pre pre motivated or whatever. Premeditated.

Speaker 9 (01:46:27):
Yes the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Minnesota raises the most turkeys in the US. The state
leads national turkey production, supplying many Thanksgiving table Minnesota. I
am the governor of Minutes, old man. That was funny
for a little bit. The turducan has roots in New Orleans.
Chef Paul Prudome credited with popularizing the layered turkey duck

(01:46:54):
chicken dish. She was a fat.

Speaker 9 (01:46:57):
He was fat.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
I thought that he was Dom Delaise for most of my.

Speaker 9 (01:47:03):
Because Dom was also doing like gourmet cook They very soon.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:07):
Yeah, you could take Al hurt All for Dome and
Don Delouise and you got three of the same guy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
I actually have a list in my phone of people
that I got mixed up as a kid. Yeah, like
Helen Helen A. Bottom Carter and Bernadette Peters. I thought
they were the same. Interesting Yeah, yeah, something like that
that I just got them confused. Now here's something interesting.

Speaker 9 (01:47:29):
All white people, Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
They are. Jingle Bells was written for Thanksgiving? What, Yes,
that's a that's just a bold face line. It's not
at all. The song was composed for a Sunday school
Thanksgiving program, not for Christmas.

Speaker 9 (01:47:47):
Is it bald faced or bold face line?

Speaker 10 (01:47:50):
I think it's okay because it's bald tolne to somebody
ate jingle.

Speaker 5 (01:47:58):
Trusted and we also have a butt naked versus Buck Naked,
and it's buck. Buck was the origin on that one.

Speaker 9 (01:48:09):
They're both.

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
Did you know that Black Friday is the busiest day
for plumbers of the year.

Speaker 9 (01:48:18):
No, it really, it really.

Speaker 5 (01:48:19):
Is, and they actually now they call it Brown Friday.

Speaker 9 (01:48:25):
We have we have the story.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
More details coming what.

Speaker 9 (01:48:29):
Yeah, it's true, it's true.

Speaker 5 (01:48:31):
The first Thanksgiving lasted three days.

Speaker 9 (01:48:34):
It was so Black Friday would be the day after Thanksgiving,
so that that would track that they have trouble with
their toilets.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
Yeah, we actually have the story about it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:43):
The first three days, so Thanksgiving happening on day one
and then the other two days we're waiting for the husband.

Speaker 9 (01:48:50):
To wake up to clean.

Speaker 6 (01:48:53):
Actually three days and that's how you got those extra
two days?

Speaker 11 (01:48:58):
Was it?

Speaker 10 (01:48:58):
In Abraham Lincoln? He wasn't the first one to go, hey,
Thanksgiving is a thing now.

Speaker 6 (01:49:03):
I don't helped anyone into his marble bathroom that was
normal for that time.

Speaker 9 (01:49:09):
Absolutely, I think he made it official. I think I can.
I can look that up for you.

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We have a special guest joining us in the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
And there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 9 (01:51:19):
Oh, chick.

Speaker 5 (01:51:20):
Sorry, Pat Godwin's behind the glass. Hey Pat, Hey Tom,
I know you're leaving in a few minutes. You're heading
to Youngstown.

Speaker 9 (01:51:26):
Drive today not flying.

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That's right, mister Godwin will be on stage tonight and
tomorrow with the Youngstown Funny Farm Willie Gy in Cincinnati.
Check out the details at Bombsaway Comedy dot com Saturday
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Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
Is that yes, that's all over the world, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:52:10):
But it's a simpler Christmas in England. Well, they called
they don't call him Santa Claus. They call him Father Christmas, right,
and they say happy Christmas, not Mary. Very good.

Speaker 5 (01:52:20):
Now let's get back to the action here. John Heffron
distinguished a comedian for many years, and we've established a
few things.

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
You just moved.

Speaker 5 (01:52:29):
You were living on a farm there for a while.
You've been married for you said you think five years. Yeah,
since I last saw you, I don't recall you wearing
glasses before. This is part of the aging process.

Speaker 6 (01:52:41):
This, yeah, yeah, it's because I'm fifty, I said fifty six.

Speaker 9 (01:52:45):
I'm only fifty five. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
I don't know good numbers. Yeah, I have our numbers, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:52:50):
But so I'm supposed to wear contacts on stage because
I have a positional vertigo. But here's what I You
guys will wear contact average amount of time it takes
put contacts in about an hour and.

Speaker 9 (01:53:03):
Twenty five and.

Speaker 6 (01:53:06):
Okay, okay, And here's what I realize about contacts. You
need glasses on to put contacts is a thing that
I can't. So what happens is is, so I have
one eye. This eye is three point fifty right, and
this eye is one twenty five.

Speaker 9 (01:53:23):
So it's weird. So everyone on this side of the room,
I see your soul.

Speaker 6 (01:53:30):
Everybody on this side of the room, I see, Uh,
there's a hair right here that I miss, So kind
of like there's a moth on my ring camp. It
just kind of annoying. But so even before here, I'm like,
I'm gonna wear my contacts. So I look at the
you know it says left or right. You gotta look
at the I don't know who designed because if you

(01:53:50):
don't want contacts to come in this like make mu
get dipping sauceting right. And then you have to look
at the number and go, oh, that's the left or
right side. But I don't know who wrote the number
because they're like, hey, we got a what size.

Speaker 9 (01:54:03):
Font should we use?

Speaker 13 (01:54:05):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:54:05):
Right here?

Speaker 9 (01:54:05):
A three?

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
Probably?

Speaker 9 (01:54:08):
Yeah, but the people can't see it. I don't care
about the people.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
Get a thing.

Speaker 6 (01:54:11):
And then some guy at the meeting raised his hand.
He goes, listen, I know a guy who can paint
battleships on rice. Do you want to get him to
write the numbers?

Speaker 5 (01:54:25):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:54:25):
Get that guy now.

Speaker 6 (01:54:27):
Now we have room for random serial numbers and a website.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:54:32):
And they also remember that fad on stereos when people
had stereos to do pretty much dark gray ink on black.

Speaker 1 (01:54:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:54:41):
Yeah, you can't read anything. You can't see it. Yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
I thought.

Speaker 6 (01:54:46):
I put contacts in and walked around the house and
I was like, oh, I see, Claire, you know I
saw picture posters are not pictures on the wall that
I can never read like, we have a rules of
the house. This is my wife has like this house
is after enjoy and supper, and it's like and then
you keep reading and we have the right to sell

(01:55:06):
your information to third parties. Right, you keep just cheap reading,
you have to say uh. And I saw that, And
then the whole day I thought I saw better that
I went to brush my teeth, look down into the sink.
It saw two contacts. So what did that mean? They
never made it into my face. But the whole day
I saw better. I had placebo contact and it works.

Speaker 9 (01:55:31):
Wow. Yeah, what does positional vertigo mean? It's I headed
on stage. It's weird. It's uh.

Speaker 6 (01:55:38):
If I moved my head too quick or up and down,
I'm done right. So I was on stage a couple
months ago and the whole room started spitting like Superman.
So I grab a hold of the mic because I
think I'm gonna fall, and then I start to flop
sweat right, and then this lady heckles me. And if
you don't know me as coming, I don't get heckled

(01:55:58):
a lot because for thirty six years I only make
fun of myself. I don't do jokes. About race, religion,
or I'm Vanilla. I throw softballs. I'm the matchbox twenty
of comedy. You guys will enjoy me, but you're indifferent.
Like people will come to my show and go, that
guy was hilarious, and if there was a police sketch

(01:56:21):
artist and go, can you tell us what he looked like?

Speaker 9 (01:56:23):
They'll go, No, he didn't know nothing nothing about him. Stuck, stuck.
I just know I enjoyed myself for that.

Speaker 6 (01:56:32):
So I'm sweating like crazy, and the lady in the
front row just goes, please go to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:56:41):
So then I get off stage and I find this
little room at the comedy club and I fall and
I throw up, and you know, the comedy club managers.

Speaker 1 (01:56:50):
I love him, but at.

Speaker 6 (01:56:50):
This point my life, they all were fired from Dave
and Busters, and now they're over managing comedy clubs and
they're they're twenty. When he wanted to make sure, you know,
you know, can you keep your time tight? We have
two shows Saturday. Yeah, I knew that in eighty seven
when I started taking I'm explaining that to me. You know,

(01:57:11):
I'm not an Instagram star. We have to explain how
So I'm on the ground throwing up, and man, I
threw up a piece of hubble Bubba from nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 9 (01:57:22):
And the manager kid is above me, going do you
wanna uh?

Speaker 6 (01:57:28):
Should you go to the hospital? And here he's a
young kid, so he doesn't know a couple of things.
I'm a fifty five year old married guy. I don't
have Do I go to the hospital decision making capabilities?
That's not my department, that's not I don't have that
type of You have to you have to ask the wife.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
Does he go to the hospital.

Speaker 9 (01:57:51):
I don't have. I don't have that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:53):
Type because my wife did that.

Speaker 6 (01:57:55):
Recently, I went to Costco for my glasses just because,
like hot dogs, a long time to get into it.
So she texted me again and she goes, hey, why
you're at Costco?

Speaker 5 (01:58:06):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:58:06):
Can you look at washer and dryers?

Speaker 6 (01:58:08):
Which I thought was a funny text because again I
don't have the power of eternity to purchase, of course
my washer and dryer. And so we had to get
two new ones, and the ones we had the brand
not a fan of. I don't know who your sponsors are.
So will this thing, I'll just say it plays a
five minute song when it thinks it's stunned. So our

(01:58:32):
washer and dryers are very gen z like, very zenial.
Here's why you.

Speaker 9 (01:58:37):
Could throw a sweatshirt and a pair of jeans into
the washer.

Speaker 6 (01:58:41):
It'll get to the spence cycle and go knk and
then stop and just go I'm I'm I'm unbalanced, right,
I just I just I just don't feel unbalanced. I
don't think you're giving me the safe space I need
to And then you just yell at it, you know,
open the layer right. And then our dryer is the same,

(01:59:07):
you know, same thing, and our dryer is like we
we sense when clothes are dry. We just sense it.
We're a Monossori dryer. We believe in clothes first, and
we don't like to label all the clothes dry because
some clothes don't dry at the same spein. We don't

(01:59:28):
want those clothes to feel less than so we let
them just dry out their own speed as well, so
then the real quick. Then it made me think of
growing up. So I was born, right, we were up,
and then I went to my parents' house and there
was a washer, a dryer, and refrigerator already there before
I got there. In my entire life, I don't remember

(01:59:49):
a new one coming in my entire life.

Speaker 9 (01:59:52):
They did replace.

Speaker 6 (01:59:54):
And I think back to the washing dryers of the
seventies and eighties and follow me in this one. Washing
dryers now are coddled. You listening, you probably have your
washing dryer. There's probably ship lap behind it with subway tile,
and then there's a sign that says laundry and SuDS
five cents right up, so our washer dryers back. Then

(02:00:17):
you have to go downstairs, pull the click, the light,
the murder. Hope you don't get murdered, right, And they
were that lime green yellow, and there was no unbalanced.
I just pictured them being very Detroit team Street, those
wash those washers, like, look, you get your job done,
you're on balanced.

Speaker 9 (02:00:38):
You take it home. What are your curling iron?

Speaker 4 (02:00:42):
Right?

Speaker 6 (02:00:43):
And you could put stowmobile boots in there? A little
brother right, and now it blah blah blah blah blah.
And then you come downstairs and it was ten feet
off the wall and your mom sitting on it, which
is rared right. And then our dryer on ours has
like seven thiss like this one click just be nice

(02:01:05):
to this shirt like this, don't like, don't tumble it hard.
This one, tumble it for like a minute, then take
a thirty second rest, and then a minute and do
five of those. Our dryer back then was I don't
even remember like a timer. There's a button, yeah, and
you hit it. And that attitude was, look, okay, you're
you're not down here in twenty two minutes. It all burns,

(02:01:29):
It all burns. I'm not a baby, right, you rush
down there, you touch it, steam would come out.

Speaker 9 (02:01:36):
You'd reach your finger in there.

Speaker 6 (02:01:37):
Ah, you'd have ash Gosh branded onto your thumb. And
then you pull out your favorite sweatshirt. Oh man, you
got like you got it from wish or something.

Speaker 1 (02:01:48):
All true.

Speaker 5 (02:01:49):
John Heffron, absolute facts about contemporary life. Coming up, we're
gonna talk more with John. Also, I believe we're gonna
get the news we failed to mention from Jeffrey Osky.

Speaker 1 (02:02:01):
Patty G. I know you got a run.

Speaker 9 (02:02:02):
Yeah, see you guys, great job this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
All of you ily enjoyed your songs today.

Speaker 5 (02:02:08):
Pat once again, you'll be in Youngstown at the Funny Farm.

Speaker 1 (02:02:13):
Is that correct? Yes, sir.

Speaker 5 (02:02:15):
Information can be found at Funny Farm Comedy Club dot com.
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We got our new sweatshirts and T shirts just for
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Speaker 9 (02:02:47):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Port Studios. There's Jeff Hooker.

Speaker 1 (02:02:52):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (02:02:53):
She's at the Silaca Shirts news desk. There's Willie Griswold.
Hey man, there's Josh Arnold. I hate Steven Singer's side
kick chair.

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Speaker 9 (02:03:12):
I'm Chickpighee. There's as Cosme and Hello Tom.

Speaker 5 (02:03:15):
We have a special guest, Hello testing testing, Yes we do. Indeed,
he is a great comedity. He is John Heffron, and
as you know, John. We do a little bit of
news here on the show, try to keep up with
the more obscure things happening in the world, but sometimes
we miss a story or two, and that's why we
bring in our own Jeff Oske with failed to mention news.

Speaker 9 (02:03:34):
Jeffrey, how are you, sir? I'm doing just fantastic.

Speaker 1 (02:03:37):
Oho Yanks for having me.

Speaker 9 (02:03:40):
John.

Speaker 8 (02:03:40):
We give you a lot of the news each week,
we don't give you all the news. So I'm here
to give you and our listeners the news that we
failed dimension.

Speaker 5 (02:03:48):
Here's Jeff Oske with failed to mention news.

Speaker 9 (02:03:53):
Oh warned, this whole week is garbage.

Speaker 8 (02:03:56):
I gotta I got a I got a curly for
I stuck in my esophagus two days ago, still rattling
around in there.

Speaker 9 (02:04:02):
Now that's still there. It's still there.

Speaker 10 (02:04:04):
This is legitimately a thing he and I were talking
about off the air like four days.

Speaker 9 (02:04:08):
Let's drive me. You know that I don't approve of
curly fries. Well I did not either do why anymore?

Speaker 5 (02:04:14):
I don't approve of curly fries or steak frou McDonald's
fresh fries. That's what begins and ends right there.

Speaker 6 (02:04:19):
Are you sure you didn't swallow one of those dinosaur
pills that turn into a sponge.

Speaker 9 (02:04:25):
Could have been.

Speaker 10 (02:04:28):
He actually came up to me and he goes, what
would you do about this? That's what he said, what
he saw. But I also like the assumption that I
had constantly I'm always having food stuck.

Speaker 8 (02:04:37):
In hygro Well I found out this from medcheck. A.
I need to chew my food better, and two they
can't do nothing about it.

Speaker 9 (02:04:46):
All right.

Speaker 8 (02:04:46):
An eighty year old woman set the Guinness World Record
for being the oldest woman to ever compete in an
iron Man marathon. Well, you failed to mention. I'm not
sure if this is considered cheating, but she mapped out
the entire course using the liver spo on the back
of her hand. They were a little upper hand. Hey,
we learned that hundreds of years ago crocodiles used to

(02:05:09):
be able to climb trees. Yeah, what you failed to mention.
They stopped climbing trees once they realized that firefighters refused
to rescue them. Dangerous a Southern Australian. In Southern Australia,
a bunch of playsand has been recalled after schools found
that the sand contained asbestos. What you failed to mention

(02:05:34):
instead of castles. Apparently these kids should have been building hospitals.

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
Hospitals.

Speaker 9 (02:05:44):
Oh, if you hated that, you're definitely gonna hate this.
We learned yesterday.

Speaker 8 (02:05:48):
Josh, you were out, but we learned yesterday Elvis hated fish.

Speaker 9 (02:05:54):
What you failed to mention? That guy was ahead of
his time.

Speaker 8 (02:05:56):
I don't even think Trey was born yet, but even
then he doesn't ever.

Speaker 9 (02:06:02):
Yeah, yeah, you like the shorter song.

Speaker 1 (02:06:04):
Yeah, I like everybody calls him just Trey. I like that.

Speaker 5 (02:06:10):
Yeah, great guy, but sure, yeah, he is a nice guy.

Speaker 8 (02:06:16):
By the way, some football players somewhere said he likes
eating raccoon. Yeah, what you failed to mention? Why wouldn't you?
They come pretty stuffed.

Speaker 5 (02:06:24):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (02:06:24):
This raccoon has hints of moldy potato salad and old
hot dogs. Josh, I don't know if you saw this,
and Willie, you're fat like me.

Speaker 5 (02:06:36):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (02:06:37):
KFC is now offering a gravy flight three gravies. Well,
you failed to mention. Usually, when confronted, I picked fight.
It's fight or flight. I'm picking flight every time.

Speaker 9 (02:06:51):
Yea, although a gravy fight might be fun.

Speaker 8 (02:06:56):
We learned about domesticated raccoons. Wait, you failed to mention
this one's for tom domesticated raccoons, didn't They used to
open for the Traveling Willberry's back in the day.

Speaker 5 (02:07:10):
Or you could say that's a sex position. I gave
it the old domesticated raccoon.

Speaker 1 (02:07:14):
Sex move, sex move.

Speaker 8 (02:07:16):
Some company somewhere is offering new plush toys that include intestines, rectums,
and even testicles. Well, you failed to mention that. I
found a little tacky that they named their sphincter plush
Howdy duty. And finally, a raccoon was pardoned by President

(02:07:36):
Calvin Coolidge back in nineteen twenty six. Why you failed
to mention? Apparently the pardon was signed by auto pens.
So many historians are saying the pardon isn't valid.

Speaker 5 (02:07:51):
Very nice, very much. A lot of raccoon news lately
for some reason. Why and the whole Calvin Coolidge that
you didn't hear this? Sh what was it?

Speaker 9 (02:08:01):
Twenty six different pets.

Speaker 10 (02:08:02):
Yeah, I knew that there was a president that had
essentially a petting zoo.

Speaker 9 (02:08:06):
I thought it was him.

Speaker 1 (02:08:07):
I thought it was Teddy Roosevelt had a bunch of
stuff back then.

Speaker 5 (02:08:10):
He had a bunch of stuff too, but I like bears.
All his stuff was stuffed.

Speaker 9 (02:08:14):
I think.

Speaker 1 (02:08:15):
Yeah, he killed them.

Speaker 5 (02:08:16):
A baby hippo that they ended up giving them a zoue,
a whole bunch of birds and yeah, a bunch of birds.

Speaker 1 (02:08:23):
He did a bunch of canaries.

Speaker 9 (02:08:25):
Yeah really yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:08:26):
And what was it? I want to say, was it
fourteen dogs? Twelve twelve?

Speaker 9 (02:08:31):
Okay? Still?

Speaker 1 (02:08:32):
So Picasso had a pet pet? Howel Okay, Picasso had
a pet what pt owl? Are you serious?

Speaker 9 (02:08:39):
Absolutely? There are a pictures, a bunch of pictures online.
Picasso and his pet owls had several during several owls,
several I see.

Speaker 5 (02:08:47):
I see John Heffron is our guest, a former liver
on a farm. Guy what John Jesse was, explained owned
a farmhouse. Yeah, you owned a farm, a farm farm
in Michigan and you've been with your wife now for
five years.

Speaker 6 (02:09:01):
Yeah, we just got rid of the house. I would
like have a dog, No, but that's why I bought
the farm. So I moved from Los Angeles and I
had two sixteen year old German shepherds and they were
still live. So I'm like, I'm not gonna end up
in a condo with these. So when I was sitting
in Michigan. This house, this farm was for sale, and
I just moved from La back to Michigan. So that

(02:09:23):
farm felt free. Like the price, You're like, what for
the all of that?

Speaker 9 (02:09:28):
You get that?

Speaker 6 (02:09:29):
So I bought it literally for my dogs to have
a place to die. And then I was gonna hub
out of there. And then COVID kind of started to happen,
and then I'm like, I live here now, you know, well.

Speaker 9 (02:09:42):
Did you get but you didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:09:43):
Once the I gather that these little puffs have passed away.

Speaker 6 (02:09:46):
They passed, but they got to see cows and snow and.

Speaker 1 (02:09:51):
Stuff like that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:09:52):
But so we sold the house and it was beautiful.
It was built eighteen thirty and the people who wanted
to buy the house, he tried to lower, you know,
the price. They go, well, we're gonna give you thirty
thousand dollars less because your your stairs aren't to code.
I'm like, well, the house was built eighteen thirty before
Michigan was like Michigan, so it's not there's.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
Not a lot of code there.

Speaker 6 (02:10:13):
Right in our stairs identified as a ladder, right they were.
So I didn't know, like when you sell the house,
you gotta fill out a disclosure thing to say everything
that's wrong with the house. I guess, but the house
is sold. I didn't know what to put like. So
probably right now as we speak, the new owners are

(02:10:34):
playing a game I played in the house for quite
a long time called Guess what animals in the wall?

Speaker 1 (02:10:43):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 9 (02:10:44):
A fun one.

Speaker 6 (02:10:45):
And then I would play this game where I'd go
to the thermostat and then I would set it for
seventy one, and then I would play a game where
I try to find a room that was seventy one.

Speaker 11 (02:10:56):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:10:56):
So what I would do is I take my COVID
thermometer gun and with clear rooms, so I go in
that room.

Speaker 9 (02:11:02):
Hit click.

Speaker 6 (02:11:03):
Okay, it's sixty three in that one. Go in another room.
It's eight degrees in that room.

Speaker 1 (02:11:08):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:11:09):
And if you know anything just about weather, you can't
have that type of heat and cold, right. So every
morning I would have to wake up and just give
my family a weather plot. I'm like good boe to
everybody's be about eighty three degrees today. If you're in
the bathroom, it's one hundred and twenty in there right now,
there's no ventilation fan. You're sleeping in the bedroom across

(02:11:30):
the way. Seven degrees, gonna say like four when you
get out of those covers. Now, let's make sure that
door's closed. We don't want any hot air and it
hit the cold there, or we're gonna see some sleet
and fog heading upstairs.

Speaker 5 (02:11:41):
The beauty of an old house. John Heffron is our
guest to John is doing some road work. You can
see him in lots of places, including Columbus, Ohio, the
twenty eighth and twenty ninth of November. Then Saint Charles,
that's Saint Louis at the Funny Bone December fourth through seven.
December thirty first New Year's Eve with the Face Famous Hilarities.
In Cleveland, Ohio, January fifteenth through the eighteen Denver's Famous

(02:12:04):
Comedy Works. Then Tacoma the twelfth through the fourteenth of February,
among the many stops on the road for mister John Hefron.
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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
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Speaker 1 (02:13:56):
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Speaker 5 (02:13:56):
There's Willie Griswold. Hey man, There's Josh Arnold. Hy I
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you all right over there, Josh, I don't think he is.

Speaker 1 (02:14:27):
Yep, yep, you're no redder than your shirt.

Speaker 5 (02:14:32):
Okay, okay, the illness is leaving my body and apparently
right now you know what they call that is the vampire.

Speaker 9 (02:14:38):
Cough. You got a cough into your elbow, that's what
that's why they call it the vampire. This is all
these are all good signes.

Speaker 1 (02:14:48):
Yeah, they call it the vampire. I asked.

Speaker 10 (02:14:50):
I asked the doctor. I go, so, how's my contagious?
That he goes, oh, dude, because I've been dealing with
this for about three weeks and he goes, you stopping
contagious like day two?

Speaker 9 (02:14:58):
Oh my, yeah, So so it's I guess what we
can put up with is the question exactly?

Speaker 1 (02:15:04):
Yeah? All of us are okay, so yeah right, yeah,
we're all feeling good.

Speaker 9 (02:15:08):
Yeah, I know it's awesome.

Speaker 10 (02:15:09):
I'm uh. I look to you and I'm living vicariously
through you.

Speaker 5 (02:15:13):
Knowing this Sunday you'll feel like we do. Yes, okay, well,
thank you. I will remind you of a couple of
quick things. We have our pop up shop currently popped up.
You'll find it at bomb and Tom dot com. It's
gonna close Sunday night, so get on board. We've got
the zip hoodies, pull over hoodies, a cool trucker hat,
and my niece Daisy designed our holiday shirts.

Speaker 1 (02:15:34):
Yeah, take a look at that.

Speaker 9 (02:15:35):
They're very cool. They're very sweet.

Speaker 1 (02:15:36):
Yeah, everything ships. You'll get it before Christmas.

Speaker 10 (02:15:39):
You knows. As things are finishing up in the bedroom,
I'm gonna pop.

Speaker 5 (02:15:46):
No, I would never say that vulgar and the taste.

Speaker 9 (02:15:49):
Are you ready for.

Speaker 1 (02:15:52):
You into choking at all?

Speaker 5 (02:15:53):
Any sort of I am not, but thanks for asking.
Coming up, we are going to go back over to
the news desk, pull your hair, the Silent Insurance Newsy.
We have to introduce our guest. He is comedian John Heffront,
also an author of a non comedy books safe to Say,
called The Maskers kind of a sci fi meets.

Speaker 9 (02:16:17):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 6 (02:16:19):
If we have time, I'll give you a quick origin story.
So I was driving to Costco. Remember that story from
a little bit ago. So I'm driving there and my
wife said, hey, you have to get tested today. I'm
gonna make this sorry quick. So I had to go
to a clinic and at fifty five get tested for
add okay. So I walked into this room. It's me
and some fourteen year old kid getting ready to take

(02:16:42):
this thing. And the test taker person goes, okay, everybody,
you're gonna take this test. It's gonna be about three
hours long. And I go, I have add is that
the test was that the real test, like the paper test,
doesn't mean anything, just how we respond.

Speaker 1 (02:16:57):
So I have add do I get a sticker or
a dog?

Speaker 9 (02:17:00):
What happens?

Speaker 1 (02:17:02):
Right?

Speaker 9 (02:17:02):
So then I have not been.

Speaker 6 (02:17:05):
In a desk to take a test since gosh probably
bon Jovi never say goodbye.

Speaker 9 (02:17:11):
It's number one.

Speaker 6 (02:17:13):
So I'm sitting there, the fourteen year old kid is
just in it, and I'm bored. So I did what
I did back, and I took out my little knife.
I carved the van Halen Sabo into the desk. I
took out a marker wrote this class sucks to a
tie fighter.

Speaker 9 (02:17:29):
Then I got up for.

Speaker 6 (02:17:31):
No reason, walked in front and mimicked sharpening a pencil,
just because my body was like, you used to do this.
And then I took the thing off and got rid
of the shavings, just be a.

Speaker 9 (02:17:42):
Brown noser to the teacher.

Speaker 6 (02:17:45):
And then when I walked by a girl who was
taken and I had one of those paper things and
I go, pick a color, and I did that little
bold and so I took the test and if you
could score twenty, I got like a seventeen. Right, So
then they go, hey, we're gonna put you on adderall.
That'll make you feel better. Now I'm anti big farm.
I'm like, I'm not taking a pill just to take

(02:18:07):
a pill.

Speaker 1 (02:18:07):
So they go, just.

Speaker 9 (02:18:08):
Try it for one week. I go, I don't really
want to do this.

Speaker 6 (02:18:12):
So I took it that morning, and that afternoon I
told my wife, I'm like, this isn't gonna do anything.
This isn't doing anything. I'm mad that I actually took it.

Speaker 9 (02:18:20):
And by the.

Speaker 6 (02:18:20):
Time nighttime came, I was so mad that I took
an adderall. I wrote an eighty thousand word essay about
how adderall does not affect men in their fifties. And
then when I was moving the garage from the left
side of the house to the right, I'm like, the
world needs to know that adderall does nothing. So the

(02:18:45):
musical comes out I believe in February.

Speaker 9 (02:18:49):
And then that.

Speaker 6 (02:18:50):
Got us to this book where I'm like, I've just
had a different book, boy Adderall. Since Adderall is not working,
I'm gonna knock out this ball.

Speaker 9 (02:19:00):
I wrote. I'm pretty proud of it. It's a science
fiction book.

Speaker 6 (02:19:03):
Basically, it happens in the not too near future where
there's no jobs. There's only a gig economy, and so
people put on a mask and they become the avatar
that the customer wants them to be, because everyone loves
their avatars, right, And every time the masker does what
the customer wants, they get an eight second boost of

(02:19:26):
energy like endorphin rush, but then it goes away after
eight seconds. And if you don't do what the customer wants,
you don't get one. So everybody's a drug addict with
the masks. I went from that. I wrote a soundtrack
for it, the Bad Company. I made a fake LinkedIn
page for it all all because Adderall does nothing for us.

Speaker 5 (02:19:50):
That book is called The Maskers and it is available
on Amazon. There's even an audiobook. But not your voice,
not my voice? How did that conversation go with? The
publisher goes, well, you've got a nice book here.

Speaker 9 (02:20:02):
I listen.

Speaker 6 (02:20:03):
I'm such a bad out loud reader, Like remember when
you're in school and the teacher of g everyone's gonna
take a paragraph. Yeah, and then you get nervous and
you start counting the desks leading up to you, and
you're like one, two or three, and then you'd practice it.
The duck bill platypus is the only man will not
but God be more natural. Hey, guys, you know the

(02:20:23):
duck bill plat right, and then the girl in front
of you would be like the duck bill plan.

Speaker 9 (02:20:28):
You're like, I'm miscounted. I gotta read it law.

Speaker 6 (02:20:34):
And its like it bothers me reading. So so I'm
married into being a grandpa. Right, So when I met
my uh granddaughter Jane for the first time, I'm nervous.

Speaker 9 (02:20:44):
You know, you're beating them.

Speaker 6 (02:20:46):
And now kids have a lot of grandparents. Like when
I was growing up, it felt like you only had
a couple. But now Grandma's married three times, so you
have the original grandpa number two still says hi every
once in a while, and then you have the most current.
So they're six, just on the mom's side.

Speaker 5 (02:21:02):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:21:03):
So Jane wanted me to read. So I'm coming into
this reading tournament fifth seed and the grandpa reading, and
so they hand me this dinosaur book and I can't.
I'm like and then the alpso tried tried toward tops

(02:21:25):
come and they're like the little kids. They just took
the book out of my hand and just chucked it right.
They did not like my read. And then now they have,
you know, choices. So they all looked at.

Speaker 9 (02:21:37):
Their mama, mother, bring us a new grandpa, Paul, this
one paus Man.

Speaker 1 (02:21:47):
All right? Once again.

Speaker 5 (02:21:49):
The book is called The Maskers from John Heffron, a
great stand up comedian and now author. We're gonna head
over to the Silent Insurance news desk and we missed anything.

Speaker 1 (02:21:57):
Yes, I know this is your favorite story. The term
brown Friday refers to the day following Thanksgiving. It is
among the plumbing industry's busiest times of the year.

Speaker 9 (02:22:07):
He is already smiling. Oh yeah, yeah, he loves it.

Speaker 5 (02:22:10):
It's I mean, it's just it's it's a fact when
you read about brown Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:22:14):
Last year, searches for emergency plumber search sixty five percent
on Thanksgiving Day. Wow, searches for twenty four hour plumber
or higher on Thanksgiving Day than any other day. In
November of twenty twenty three.

Speaker 9 (02:22:27):
The emergencies aren't the dumps right, it's the toilet.

Speaker 1 (02:22:30):
Paper, other things. Yeahs at your house.

Speaker 6 (02:22:33):
Yeah, the whole thing A jello would junkin its Yeah,
because that's going down.

Speaker 1 (02:22:39):
Yeah. To avoid plumbing problems on Thanksgiving, yelp recommends tossing
leftovers in the trash and not the sink. Throw grease, oil,
and drippings in the trash, do not pour them down
the sink. And familiarize yourself with the location of your
main water shut off valve and any local shut off
valves or for sinks or toil.

Speaker 9 (02:23:00):
Good to know.

Speaker 1 (02:23:01):
Yeah, the cities that had the most plumbing related searches
around brown Friday were Yes, Los Angeles, California, Miami, Florida,
and Nashville, Tennessee, LA.

Speaker 6 (02:23:14):
I picture somebody who doesn't like their family member and
they're in the bathroom with those those like butt wipes
that you're not supposed to flush if you have septic
and they're just taking one eat flush flush.

Speaker 9 (02:23:27):
Just knowing what's gonna happen. Be careful.

Speaker 5 (02:23:32):
Got got some good tips for you there when it
comes to Thanksgiving and all those guests over at your house,
what else is going on?

Speaker 1 (02:23:38):
A man in Florida who was arrested for walking around
in the nude, told officers he was taking part in
a TikTok challenge. Ah, the driver commuting to work spotted
the man who Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, And if
you know, Grady Juddy has a huge social media following
and reports things that happen in Polk County each week.
He's a fun watch. Actually, Grady Judd described the walk

(02:24:02):
the guy walking as buck naked.

Speaker 9 (02:24:05):
Oh, b U C K Tom.

Speaker 1 (02:24:07):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (02:24:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:24:08):
Responding deputies question the man who said he was doing
a TikTok challenge, though authority said he did not have
a smartphone, phone or a camera on him.

Speaker 9 (02:24:18):
Did they do a thorough cavity search?

Speaker 1 (02:24:20):
You would have liked that.

Speaker 9 (02:24:22):
Grady Judd is one man and not two moonshiners.

Speaker 5 (02:24:28):
But you're right, he's famous for Yeah, very fun watch.
So I don't understand what was the TikTok challenge? Sheriff
get arrested for a decent exposure.

Speaker 1 (02:24:40):
They also noted that it was thirty six degrees at
the time. Oh, yeah, there was a cold snap.

Speaker 9 (02:24:46):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (02:24:46):
It was a couple mondays ago.

Speaker 9 (02:24:47):
Yeah, the iguanas fallen from the trees.

Speaker 1 (02:24:50):
The man was arrested for disorderly conduct, resisting an officer
without violence, and exposure of sexual organs. Ah yes, yeah,
but and he didn't no clarification on which TikTok challenge
this was. It's hard to execute without a smartphone. I
just heard he was lying. Yeah he is, Yeah, just

(02:25:11):
a lunatic.

Speaker 5 (02:25:13):
Yeah yeah, the shrinky Dinky challenge in that gold weather.

Speaker 1 (02:25:18):
You don't want to be doing there.

Speaker 9 (02:25:19):
Anyway we could get you to participate in, like a
TikTok challenge, something that would catch your eye and you
you'd want to go do it.

Speaker 5 (02:25:25):
No, I bet he would do it if it were
a certain charity I did. I did the charity dumping
the water thing. That the water thing that was a
few years ago. I think we get your daughters involved,
maybe that.

Speaker 1 (02:25:34):
Yeah. I have a folder of possible like pitches, TikTok challenges,
TikTok uh trends those things to pitch to Tom that
I think he might take one. I've got about ten.
Maybe we'll see if we can get this done until
the end of the year.

Speaker 6 (02:25:50):
I don't do any of that stuff because I should
do morning radio, like in the mid nineties and I
was a sidekick for Danny Bottone Duchi and he would
make me. It wasn't called TikTok challenges back then, but
it was how do we almost kill hefrin or do
this as a break familiar?

Speaker 9 (02:26:07):
Yeah, we're familiar with I.

Speaker 6 (02:26:09):
My favorite one was I had to wrestle a woman
okay in like Jello, of course, and the sales apartment
somehow sold it like there's some tire company or a
rug company. He said, we'll do that, and she won
Hoody and the blowfish tickets. That's the era, and I
remember her just being on top of me, punching me,
pulling my hair, and I had to look up at

(02:26:30):
her and go, you're gonna win the dumb tickets. Hey,
prize pick You're gonna win the dumb tickets, probably throwing
sister Hazel also yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:26:43):
Like oh my god, It's like Rocky talking to hawt
Cok and going, hey man, why did you You're not
gonna not win?

Speaker 9 (02:26:53):
You were the go to the goat boy everything.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
Yeah, I was. Danny was he okay, Danny will.

Speaker 6 (02:27:01):
My favorite story and maybe maybe I've told us so
we got into one of the biggest fights on air,
not like verbal. Janet Jackson was on the phone, and
you guys know, when they have the publicist, you get
like a little buzz to say, hey, wrap up the interview.
So Danny just says the wrong place she's performing. He's
got it written down wrong. So it goes like this

(02:27:22):
to our producer. Matt comes in and it's set up
kind of like this. But Danny was higher than me,
so you had to look up at him. So he's
yelling at this Matt guy, and they both go to
the ground, right, and now now they're fighting. Janet Jackson
is still talking, right, so I take my chair. I go, hey, Jenney,
what do you like to do when you're in Detroit?

Speaker 9 (02:27:43):
And then I go over here and I'm trying to
pull them off.

Speaker 6 (02:27:48):
Janet Jackson answers in one word sense, like one word
will go like that's all you get, right, I literally go,
what do you eat pop tarts? I don't know where
that came and why I think that would be a
big question. Well, here's why I don't like it. So
I'm trying to pull Danny off. Long story short, I

(02:28:10):
get punched in the back of the head so hard.
I fall into the cartwreck, so commercials used to be
on like, ah, so I fall into that. I do
the show, I leave the show, and then my roommate goes, hey,
watch you buy a VCR And I go, I didn't.
I didn't buy that. He goes, yeah, there's a VCR here,

(02:28:33):
which you know you signed for it. I don't remember
buying that. He's like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (02:28:38):
Right?

Speaker 6 (02:28:38):
Oh so Danny, this was mid nineties. Danny hit me
so when everybody had DVD players. Danny hit me so hard.
He knocked me back a whole movie watching like products, right.
He knocked me back to VHS basically, And you know,

(02:28:59):
I'm twenty something, so you know, I don't know. There's
probably a huge HR page about, you know, how to
hate employees, right, And I'm so dumb. The next day
I go my little cubby and there's a letter from
the radio company that owned it at the time.

Speaker 9 (02:29:14):
I don't know which one.

Speaker 6 (02:29:15):
We were bought and sold maybe six times since I
worked there. My whole life was filling out health insurance forms.
Oh yeah, and it was stock in the company and
a good like a pretty decent amount. And I'm like,
I did such a good job at my live remote.

Speaker 1 (02:29:33):
Last week I.

Speaker 6 (02:29:35):
Gave out good station coozies that day. Feel I should
get stock in the company, not realizing it was a
ginny not Sue, that's a great comedian.

Speaker 9 (02:29:48):
John Heffron joining us in the studio now.

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it's Saint Louis December fourth through seven at the legendary
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and Tacoma in mid February with the great comedian winner
of last Comic Standing. It is a John Heffron. We

(02:32:13):
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Speaker 9 (02:32:57):
He's at the ih Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 5 (02:32:59):
There's Ash Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee and Tom. We have
a special guest joining us in the studio. Comedian. He
is a wonderful comedian, John Heffron, one of the original
winners of Last Comics Standing. He's also an author and
he's got a book out there that's kind of a
sci fi futuristic.

Speaker 9 (02:33:19):
It's a prediction not fishing.

Speaker 6 (02:33:21):
Yeah, I I needed a big voice there.

Speaker 9 (02:33:25):
Yeah, it's gonna happen. Yeah, Chick, you under do the
intro on the book.

Speaker 5 (02:33:31):
It's the Mister in the not two Distant Future, The Maskers,
the Maskers.

Speaker 6 (02:33:37):
Well, I'm such a big like AI whatever fan. And
here's the thing about just getting older. I see future
dates and I get bummed, like I was watch the news,
It's gonna go.

Speaker 9 (02:33:48):
And by twenty sixty, this will be around then. I'm like, uh,
have fun with that, everybody.

Speaker 6 (02:33:57):
Yeah, yeah, but I did just sign a thirty year
more get something.

Speaker 9 (02:34:00):
A good luck getting that. On the back end.

Speaker 6 (02:34:05):
You guys probably got about seventeen years out of me.

Speaker 1 (02:34:10):
If they go on those fifty year mortgage. Hey why not.

Speaker 5 (02:34:13):
Now, what we like to do on the program is
look at history a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:34:18):
Yeah, I like to teach, and then.

Speaker 9 (02:34:19):
Like, can't look back until we look No, we can't
look forward. There's Tom, Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (02:34:27):
The twenty first of November, yep, born a happy birthday
one of the first one one name.

Speaker 1 (02:34:34):
Guys, Drake, Liberach, Homer. These are all good, good yes, Plato.

Speaker 5 (02:34:41):
This was the share of sixteen ninety four. Of course,
I'm talking about Voltaire sucking to me. Oh no, okay, Voltaire,
last name Smith?

Speaker 9 (02:34:49):
Is that something?

Speaker 2 (02:34:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:34:50):
Voltaire Smith friendship invented a way to measure electric power
the volts, of course not.

Speaker 10 (02:34:57):
Also on November twenty first Jack he asked John what
he wanted for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (02:35:03):
And uh, how'd that work out?

Speaker 9 (02:35:05):
Yea, a hard top they were making plans.

Speaker 5 (02:35:11):
Wre don't lose your head over this, but yeah, Voltaire
sounds like a like a planet in the sci fi
from the Planet Voltaire.

Speaker 9 (02:35:19):
Yeah, or like an autobot or transformer.

Speaker 10 (02:35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:35:22):
Sure, Oh this is nineteen forty four. Green you did
not comment before you talk? Okay, So I just love
this guy and he's gone. Harold Ramis, Oh yeah, the
terrific comedy director, incredibly difficult.

Speaker 1 (02:35:35):
To work with.

Speaker 9 (02:35:36):
I guess no, I don't know. No, he wasn't the
one that was hard to work with.

Speaker 7 (02:35:41):
That's you.

Speaker 1 (02:35:42):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (02:35:44):
How about.

Speaker 5 (02:35:45):
Here's a happy nineteen forty five about Goldie Hawn. She's
been not at all not married to Kurt Russell for
more than forty.

Speaker 1 (02:35:51):
Did that bug anybody else?

Speaker 12 (02:35:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:35:53):
The thing in the theme and all that stuff in the.

Speaker 9 (02:35:56):
Beginning, and then she finally calmed down where she was
an actress's great. Oh I love the laughing, giggling thing.

Speaker 2 (02:36:02):
That was great.

Speaker 10 (02:36:03):
It she was adorable. But yeah, then she became more
of a person exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:36:08):
I can still remember one of the promos for that show.
I think it was called He and She and they
cut the Goldie Hallans because Linda will tell me anyway.

Speaker 9 (02:36:16):
Oh that she was the receptionist on that right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:36:18):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (02:36:20):
Richard Benjamin and Paul Apprentis. Richard Benjamin directed one of
the greatest movies ever made. That's not true my favorite year.
Oh that's a great movie. If you don't like that,
not in the top one, Life's not for you. Happy Birthday,
b York, Happy byorth day.

Speaker 1 (02:36:33):
Oh yeah, I love her. She have to wear funny dresses.

Speaker 9 (02:36:39):
She killed a flamingo and put it around her neck, right, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:36:43):
Her song is featured in the New War of the
Roses remake.

Speaker 9 (02:36:46):
With uh Olivia Benedict Cumber.

Speaker 5 (02:36:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:36:50):
Yeah, it's a really great song. What's that is that?

Speaker 6 (02:36:53):
Is that a movie about the fake radio station bit
that morning shows used to do for the Roses?

Speaker 1 (02:36:58):
Is that what told thing the Danny devitomaker?

Speaker 9 (02:37:02):
Oh yeah, Michael Douglas, Kathleen.

Speaker 5 (02:37:04):
Yes, but she will be getting a nice piece of
cake for her birthday, which she'll eat with a with
a fjork.

Speaker 9 (02:37:12):
Okay, why not?

Speaker 1 (02:37:13):
Why not? I? No, no, I say, very funny birthday.

Speaker 5 (02:37:19):
And and you know I am as you know you
don't know this, John, I am a post a spork
the spork.

Speaker 1 (02:37:24):
I don't like it?

Speaker 9 (02:37:26):
No I.

Speaker 5 (02:37:27):
And then isn't there someone in this room. Who has
a metal sports that's right? Uh huh what do you
use that for? Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:37:35):
You're various stews and showers.

Speaker 5 (02:37:39):
It really comes to handy. Yes, let's see that's boring.

Speaker 9 (02:37:43):
Boring.

Speaker 1 (02:37:44):
Oh this is good.

Speaker 9 (02:37:46):
I bet we know one of the boring topics. You know,
and everybody?

Speaker 5 (02:37:49):
Happy birthday, Ken Griffy Junior. I know he's great, famous
on take your kid to work day. They're both great.
Uh you like this guy, Troy Aikman, great broadcast. Yeah,
he's a good man, very good broadcast. Michael Strahan another
great broadcast.

Speaker 1 (02:38:04):
About that. Oh he's great. He's still partners teeth in
the middle.

Speaker 9 (02:38:10):
You know who this is?

Speaker 5 (02:38:11):
Let's see John Heffron. Do you know who Carly ray
Jepson is?

Speaker 9 (02:38:18):
You know what you could call me?

Speaker 1 (02:38:20):
Maybe? I know it's crazy.

Speaker 9 (02:38:23):
I did not know that she is a like a
gay icon. Really I didn't.

Speaker 6 (02:38:29):
Well now wait a minute, yeah, where did you hear this?
I saw it at a convention I was at.

Speaker 9 (02:38:38):
Unless you were at that convention with Heffer and I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:38:41):
Yeah, it's like apparently the new uh Judy Garlands Eliza
Manelli and I don't know about that, but you you
hear things that aren't true.

Speaker 9 (02:38:50):
You know that, honey, Listen you honest google the word
gay and she pops up.

Speaker 10 (02:38:56):
I like the songs you do with al City, and
that's the gayest thing I've ever said.

Speaker 5 (02:39:01):
Now, this is your You're not going to believe me
when I tell you this. None of you will know this.
If you do, I'll be really impressed. Got eighteen sixty
four the Battle of Griswoldville, Georgia. Is there anyone else
more self involved on the planet than you? It's the
first battle of Sherman's March to the Sea started.

Speaker 1 (02:39:24):
We didn't know were you there?

Speaker 9 (02:39:26):
And he said, I got to get out of here,
uh march into the sea. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:39:31):
My ancestors were from Old Lime, Connecticut, not Georgia.

Speaker 10 (02:39:34):
Sold John Griswold of the Old Griswold.

Speaker 5 (02:39:40):
Yeah, Georgia Griswold less than ideal perhaps, No, my grandfather,
old Snatty. This is important. Does anyone know who on
this date in eighteen seventy one what Emilio Honra did?

Speaker 13 (02:40:02):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (02:40:04):
Your your Your hint is they probably needed a net
by jumping close.

Speaker 5 (02:40:12):
Eighteen seventy one the first human cannon ball, maybe the
first human Canial that lived.

Speaker 9 (02:40:19):
I should have factored you into this question. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:40:23):
I love the human cannibal.

Speaker 10 (02:40:24):
The only thing I knew about him was that Emilio
Honre could have gone by emilio' sheen, but he decided
to stick with you.

Speaker 5 (02:40:31):
I said, yeah, and I understand he was a great
guy of great caliber.

Speaker 9 (02:40:36):
Oh God, that's very nice.

Speaker 7 (02:40:41):
He was that.

Speaker 1 (02:40:42):
I just did it to please.

Speaker 9 (02:40:43):
That was great.

Speaker 5 (02:40:44):
That when he got shot of the cannon. Someone said
that was great. He said, what, And you know that's
a trick, don't you. Oh, it's a like a springboard
gun powder. On this date in nineteen eighty, John Lennon
and Yoko Ono posed nude they did for the cover
of that album. If you've never Yeah, it's more national
geographics than only fans. I've seen less hair hun a yack.

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She was a bushy woman, you see. Thank you very much,
thanks John Haffron. John is at the Famous Helium in
Indy and Willie g is going to be in Cincy
just on Saturday evening at bombs Away Comedy. Go to
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Kavanaugh Ann Arbor, Michigan at the Annarber Comedy Club this weekend.
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