The BOB & TOM Show - November 24, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh I just love this time of year, don't you jerky?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I sure do.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Dino tis the season.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Check out those breasts.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I like their size.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
How about Bo's legs.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
And juicy fies. My tongue is flapping. Oh stop you're yapping.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Were eating turkey. We invited our family.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
They only came here because dinners free.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Us pasted a potatoes. Were eating turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
When we first saw that turkey, he ran around and clucked.
And when I pulled out that patchet, he knew.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
That he was plucked.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It breaks up heart.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Pull on my finger.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
You'll smell up sensation. It's flatulation from eating turkey. Somebody
light up that. I really love for white meat.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's great when you want a snack.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
They say, once you've tried the dark meat, you.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Never will go back.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I ate too much.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
It's I'm the lead.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I drink too much time. We eating art bell, but
all next.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Week willing turkey.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'll be drinking turkey.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
HOLLI.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
That's wild turkey on the rock. By the way, know,
how was your date last night?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, let's just say that I butterballed.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Like a turkey. No, but she was a gobbler. I
hope she enjoyed the stuffing.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's the gravy. I'm a better than laughing up that gravy.
Oh bally yummy, yumy yummy.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
Hey, it's the MoMA Tom show at the Silac Insurance
news desk.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's not any Christy Lee.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
That's La Christy Sunshine.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
Yeah, call me the rainy Christine Landslide.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Let's rain the whole time.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't say it's a shame. We all felt that
rain and rain and rain.

Speaker 8 (03:17):
Go to the desert. It'll be nice.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
There's they said, there's Pat God with Hello Chick, Hello
Josh Arnold.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
There there's a conspy.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
What the news is?

Speaker 8 (03:25):
I'm the goddess of rain. If you'd like me to
come right, if you would like to reign in your state,
invite me.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Bing go you have it a drought, Yeah, you have
Christie come in host a golf tournament.

Speaker 9 (03:34):
I did see Bono while I was in l a huh,
just walking around at brunch.

Speaker 10 (03:41):
He was hearing was he wearing the stupid glasses?

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
And the cowboy hat right for.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
He did not have a cowboy hat on sulass his wife.
He was with three other guys.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
They always what a metal cap on? There there workshopping
that name and three other guys.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Table for mister Edge.

Speaker 9 (04:09):
The people bothering, No, no, no, no, Well we were
sitting at a table and he walked past, like around
the corner and sat down in.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
A Were you at the ivy?

Speaker 8 (04:17):
Were you at the ivy?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
As he walks by you here mumbling the streets.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Of you can't help himself. I still look.

Speaker 10 (04:32):
That must happened to him all the time when people
see him mining on what what he's looking at? You're
looking for? Yeah, that's one of my favorite pat On bits.
You can you do that for me? The pretentious levels
of while you pat while you're getting ready? Here, I
got a quick I got a quick letter. This uh
dear us, this comes to us uh from Bradley. He said,

(04:53):
I had an absolute blast seeing pat god On on
Friday night in Youngstown. I was enjoyed singing along to
his songs and he was kind enough to play my
request gangsta folk.

Speaker 11 (05:05):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I can't wait to see him again.

Speaker 10 (05:07):
I got another letter here, sorry to bother you at work. That's,
by the way, that's my favorite new new one. Keep
that we are we are uh? This comes to us
from art. My wife and I sat in front during
Friday night show in Youngstown with Pat God when my
wife is very shy, Pat ended up writing a song
about her. She's thoroughly embarrassed, but she had a great time.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
I wanted that to be my wife's very shy, but
Pat banged her. Was unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
We are I apologize.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
Well, I'm waiting in the hallway banging my head on
the door. Hurry up, you guys.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I need to clarify when we call Pat Patty g
it's p A D. D Y.

Speaker 10 (05:52):
Tom the only one who calls him that. No, it's
in his song.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
Man, I would have got that. I would have I
would have done the tts like well yeah, yeah, well
we got a pair of heat. Hang on, Tom's trying
to insult you.

Speaker 10 (06:09):
Hang on, I said, don't like evan nice pair of
tts in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh yeah, that's why.

Speaker 10 (06:19):
Uh so Pat Christy Lee was in l A for
the Rainy season and uh she saw Bono. No, you're
a big Bono fan from you.

Speaker 12 (06:28):
I love his voice, but he's a he's a tad pretentious,
you know. At this point in his career. Chick Bono
can take any song, any song around, very special, almost
like an anthem, a lot of gravitas.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Oh yeah, farmer who had a dog Bingo is me

(07:04):
singing the beyond?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Wow beyond Again, this one's for all the.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Dogs and shelters. I'm going to the polo lounge my puppy.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
That's Christie Lee Day.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
He didn't say that.

Speaker 9 (07:28):
Is the only celebrity fighting I had the whole time
I was in LA.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
That was cool.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Really, here's something weird.

Speaker 10 (07:34):
The last two times I was in Los Angeles, I
was rented a car, and both just the last two times,
for whatever reason, I was driving god knows where in
l A and I saw that uh trainer to the
Stars guy body by Jake Body by Jake jogging with
us with some client.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
What completely hitt random?

Speaker 7 (07:55):
Now what years about ninety Jake's still out they're jogging,
he was so even your real life experiences are based
fifty years ago.

Speaker 10 (08:09):
The other weird one, though, was there was a period
of time I went to New York twice in a
in a couple of years, and I both times I
ran into Andy Kaufman.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
What yeah, just since again? How long Andy's been dead? No,
I'm just saying it just twice in a row. Was weird?

Speaker 8 (08:27):
All right?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah? But body by Jake, he had a TV show.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
He hadn't even remember.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Was he was every Yeah he did. He had like
a so or something for a while.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, he was like a man.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
He didn't.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
It was the guy that the cooking guy that had
the sitcom. Oh yeah, they gave Emerald one Emerald maybe
eight episodes, I mean bam yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
Speaking of cooking, kick it up enough. Yes, this is
the big cooking week. And yesterday we had to get
a new a frying pan.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
Yeah, big big decision at your house.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
He's telling me he he wore out. He wore out
two frying pants, is what he's telling.

Speaker 10 (09:03):
Cook a lot anyway, so we're out of I ain't
buying it, but he thinks I did. So the non
stick stuff. After a certain period, you're.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
Allowed to use nonstick at your house. I am shocked
by that.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Once again.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
You you should realize these things are on Christine.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Do you putasher? Well that's the thing. No, you can't.

Speaker 10 (09:26):
Well there are some that you can't well whatever. Anyway,
the larger planes we went into Williams, Sonoma. This is
this is like, this is like going into a toy
store the day before Christmas. They are proud of their stuff.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
But no, no, you know.

Speaker 10 (09:41):
But the reason I bring it up in this context
is the frying pants we bought most people Target.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
You do you know who designed? Who designed our cook wear?

Speaker 13 (09:52):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (09:52):
I don't know who.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
You should do the pope? But better better than the poet.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
A guy who was just in a movie about the Poe,
Stanley Tucci.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Stanley Tucci, it's his own line of.

Speaker 8 (10:04):
Cook wear, got his own cooking videos out there. Yeah,
oh yeah, he's big.

Speaker 10 (10:09):
See Christy, you buy the quality Tucci stuff and you
don't have to get a new Target every couple of weeks. Yeah,
so it's true. I couldn't believe it. I didn't know
with Stanley Tucci at first. So this is the nice stuff,
it's the Tucci.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Tell him the other part of the store.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
What what's the other part?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Hang on, go.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
Ahead, Well, the other part of the story is Kelly
does not drink coffee. And as you know, I don't
like to drink. I don't like making coffee. I've never
in my life owned a coffee maker. I drink coffee
all the time. Becauses we know coffee is out. There
is out, There is a reason to get up on
Saturday morning, go into town, get a coffee, sit down
and a joy. So we got the frying pans and

(10:50):
some other stuff, and Kelly decides she wants to see
what if we have company over for Thanksgiving and we
want to make coffee, which is never going to happen,
but the point is. So we're looking at the coffee
machines fancy coffee, and this sweet lady comes over and goes, oh,
can I show you this machine? And so we go
over and there's this coffee machine and it's it's about
a foot and a half by a foot and a

(11:11):
half by a foot and a half. Yeah, it's got
this digital readout. It's very nice Wi Fi connected. I
bet it's guess how much it costs?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
About a grand?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Keep going way low?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
That's low?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
What fifty five hundred dollars?

Speaker 8 (11:26):
WHOA for a coffee?

Speaker 10 (11:28):
And I said, look, I could have coffee door dash
to my house until I'm on my deathbed for fifty
five hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, very And so they got it. No, we are
not getting it. It was very weird.

Speaker 10 (11:40):
But she didn't make a cup of coffee and it
was delicious. But I mean you put the beans in
it was.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I mean it actually made you coffee at your house
and you drank it at your No, no, she made
it at the store.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Oh oh, the technice that I went to my coffee
place in the way.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Course she did.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Now did you go to your coffee place on the
way to the store on the way home? No?

Speaker 10 (12:02):
No, both, I'm asking no, no, no, no, just oh, okay,
it's ridiculous coming up your letters. We have a tremendous
world record that's going to well with a very unusual footnote.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I'm very pleased with Okay, I think you'll enjoy it
very much. Remember all this. He's very pleased with all
of it.

Speaker 10 (12:24):
All right, it's one of it's a it's an obscure
reference that that fits into Tom's world.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Those that get it will be delighted by it. Christy
will love What is the the Venn diagram of people
who know who Jake Steinfeld.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Is and who.

Speaker 10 (12:43):
Probably solid three percent, okay, but our audience, a solid
fifteen percent will know.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Who I'm referencing. We have a savvy audience, and he's
a friend of the show. And a friend of Christie's
as well.

Speaker 10 (12:57):
But you'll see and it's you'll never guess when it's coming.
You're not going to see it coming. When we get
to this world record, you're gonna go this is the
last person you're ever gonna would be associated with this
world record.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
But it's great.

Speaker 10 (13:07):
I really don't want to participate. I'm totally excited about this.
I have to getting ready for Thanksgiving and help. We
have more Thanksgiving stories coming your way.

Speaker 7 (13:15):
And you know the best part about Thanksgiving is having
a camera at your front door so you can act
like you're not home at specific times when people come
a knock and want some turkey?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Am I right?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yes, a digital velvet rope, isn't That's right exactly. You
have trick or treaters coming on Thanksgiving looking for candy
and looking for a turkey. You know.

Speaker 10 (13:37):
Who comes knocking on your door looking for turkey?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Family members and stead family members. Sometimes you can just
let others talk and we all know what they need.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, that makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Unlike trick or traders showing up for trick or.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
Treats, Brandon, people are coming to your house looking right insane,
you know, walking down the Street.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I was in l A one time. Just take by Jacqueline.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
How did you know?

Speaker 7 (14:07):
I saw him twice? Jacqueline unbelievable aged bodybuilders. Yeah, of course,
of course he was on a horse and buggy.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
But that's what we drove.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Then you better be nice to me.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Oh, he's got this big story about me that he's
very excited about. And right, write all this down when
it happens.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 10 (14:24):
I brought a flight of deviled eggs from Kelly's mom.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
And a coffee cake. I was going to say, what
about the coffee.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Yeah, that's in there too, So we're gonna have a
nice breakfast. Well, you know, deviled eggs really travel.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Well the day after.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
We have day after food again, I think that. So
what's wrong with this batchelism stage? They were made fresh
for you, guys. You better be nice about it.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't believe you. I look forward to drying him.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Your mother in law more or less made us deviled
eggs instead of making too many.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
And you thought I'll get.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Rid of these the no, no, no, she made him
for us yesterday evening. I'll give this to the livestock. Yeah,
you didn't tell them they were for us.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Did you that would be? You tell her they're for
the granddaughters. She was very excited. Then they'll really be good.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
They're delightful and they there. It's my understanding. Devil' leggs
are better the next day.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh how about that?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Much like spaghetti? Hey, look it up, it's in Wikipedia these.

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Coming up your letters, we have exciting things in the
news today, a sports, big NFL weekend.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
It child me get a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
In the NFL, we have two unusual fish stories. We
have from a really bizarre story involving a dead cat
and an eagle and a windshield and very exciting news
from the Pope and.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Eagle dropped it the cat onto one shield.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
That's exciting.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, very exciting Pope news. I was really excited about.
I didn't have that on my bingo car.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
You'll be excited about the Pope news.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Jack, I didn't have the Pope on my bingo car.
You like that guy, don't you? I love that guy.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
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didn't start out as a confection. It was a beverage.
A beverage. People drag chocolate. Tom, I have more a
moment am I looking forward to?

Speaker 13 (17:41):
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Speaker 10 (17:42):
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Speaker 10 (18:54):
We are, indeed welcome back to the Bob and Tom program.
Coming up, we have ooks cool world records. We have
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But fish pedicures, how were the fish eat your.

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Yeah, well, there's a warning about the health health problems
that make us really if you don't mind, I'd like
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Speaker 10 (19:54):
Andrew writes deer Bottom Tom Show. Growing up, we always
hunted raccoon for their pelts. I never thought to eat
them until a neighbor mentioned a coworker wanting one for
Christmas dinner. I did a little research and cooked up
a few raccoons in a crock pot with Italian dressing.
The key is to remove the excess fat, which can

(20:16):
impart an off taste.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
I don't I don't like the idea of hot Italian dressing.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
No, what's not?

Speaker 12 (20:26):
Well?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Say, what about isn't that there's some dressing, a hot
bacon dress.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Hot bacon tea on a spinach salad. Amazing?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, well this is if you're doing. You're cooking raccoon
in a crock pot?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Because I look forward to think, just sooker cook it
for you guys. That's gotta be gamy a f it must.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
Now do we have the gentleman of discussing eating raccoon again?

Speaker 7 (20:49):
This is one of my favorite He's not discussing eating
a raccoon, he's discussing after being drafted by the Panthers.
He was saying, do you think you're going to get
in the end zone? Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Man, I say the deep ball, man, But I really
feel like any way that I get the ball in
my hand, I could get it to that end zone,
get into that end What a great voya legette.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
And he's the guy that last year became famous because
he was eating raccoon for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
Yeah, it's part of his uh other tradition. Wow, you
got your turkey, and all right beside it, you got
a beautiful raccoon.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
I'll splay honestly say, I will not be serving the
raccoon this year.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, I wouldn't mind.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
Trying it, but were you kidding me, you would turn
up your snotty nose it that quicker than It's the same.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Thing with that guy's voice.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
You like his voice. Now, if you saw him, you
wouldn't talk to that guy, would have nothing to do
with He could tell him.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I have to get the down.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Town to hear those guys talking over here? Did you
meet Oxford over there?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Maybe a couple extra days in the English, I'll be
crossing the street. Look who we got coming?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
You guy's got a beautiful voice.

Speaker 10 (22:01):
Speaking of the NFL, Chick McGee, I had a nice
week in the shoe and finally six.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
And three on the shoe, bye, gosh, finally fine, But
get a load of this. You're really going to be pissed.
Three games right on the number three pushes, including the
Ravens winning by thirteen.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
That's right, the spread was thirteen.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, believable. It's amazing.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
Minus three is all over the place plus threes. Dear Bob,
a top show. This is from Valerie. I am parasocial
with all of you. All right, No, we learned that
word last week.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
I missed it.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Parasocial was the Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year.

Speaker 8 (22:42):
Parasocial.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
It was coined in the early fifties, referencing people who
get to know people in those days on television primarily
and so they become like a friend to someone, but
they don't really they've never really met them. Oh I see, okay,
so yeah, people would, uh they feel like we're friends,
we are in a one.

Speaker 8 (23:02):
And now we have a lot of that with social media.

Speaker 10 (23:04):
Sure, yeah, but it's it's it's uh, yeah, it's the
the digital age now of meeting people and getting to
know them just in a one way relationship.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
All right, So when who is this? That's Valerie Valori
val We're happy to be happy to try.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
I have a letter, Yeah she is. This is from.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
I guess he goes by his initials. I must say, John,
I recently tried the new Coca Cola flavor flavor you
guys mentioned, and you were correct. Remember they have the
Christmas vanilla flavor that's coming out.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
He says. It's not very different compared to Vanilla Coke,
but it was still very strong. And thanks for your show.
I love it every day.

Speaker 9 (23:47):
I'm a school janitor, all right, all right, this is
from Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
And what do we know about school janitor? They know everything.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
They have the lowdown on everything going on.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
Yeah, they have the keys to every room in the building.

Speaker 7 (23:59):
They are seen more or less, but they're always Thereay.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
This this is a little weird that we may have
to dig this photograph up. I've got this letter comes
to us from a trucker. By the way, I like
the opening, Dear Legends of Eternity. Hell, it sounds like
a comic book Legends of Emails for us. I know

(24:24):
Tom does not like sporks.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
That is true. I don't like the spork.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't like eating out of styrofoam either.

Speaker 7 (24:32):
I saw this letter and I chose not to read it.
Do you have a picture with this because the picture
was alarming? Josh, you have a metal spork at your house?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (24:43):
This guy says he's a trucker. He has a knife,
fork and spoon combination. So my question is, I mean,
but I mean, but how do you use it? I mean,
because you can't stab it with the fork because the
knif's on the other end.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
How about is how about a nork?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
See?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
See I saw that the knife is on the one
time of the fork. It's serrated there. Yeah, oh yeah,
there you go. But look at he's got a can opener.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I think I like that.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Dude needs a manicure.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Checked that out to dirty Finger.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
What story do you does that reminder?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (25:22):
Oh I see, so I see, I get it. So
on the the one side is the spoon and then
the other side is a fork with a knife. Okay,
that's so it's not really a sport utility.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Uh yeah, okay, I get it. Do you remember what
story I'm trying to get.

Speaker 10 (25:38):
You to tell yeah, oh god, we were you were
working construction, I think, yeah, and we were. We were Josh,
you know see those walls where the the wall goes
like halfway up and there's paneling on it, but just
from like sure three and a half feet aftergo, you know,
wain's coating.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (25:59):
So the guy that was the head carpenter was cutting,
and he was a south paw and he did not
have a They make, you know, skill saws for lefties
if you want it, because he was using a right
handed skill saw, so the motor was but he was
left handed and he had a piece of a board
he had kind of he was cutting right in the

(26:19):
middle of the two saw horses, which you're not supposed
to do anyway, right, So the saw bindes kicks back
and lops his thumb off. I'm and I'm standing there
and he starts screaming and I would eventually take him
to the hospital in a matter of seconds, as a
matter of fact. But I had to pick up the
thumb on the floor and I put it in a

(26:42):
baggy with ice. But I remember as I was picking
up the thumb, I can kind of watch it in
my head like a movie. This guy's underneath his thumbnail.
It was really filthy. I remember thinking, but this guy
really needs to trim his nails. By the way, he
hasn't seen that thought. Since the event occurred. They couldn't
sew it back on, sadly, so hopefully we give it

(27:05):
to somebody else. Yes, if you're if you're a left
handed car, but you get some nice special tools.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
But nice guy lesson.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Yeah, dear Bob a Toms show. I listen to your
show every morning. You guys were talking about the Oscar
meyer Wiener truck. Well, I got a picture of the
a one porta potty smart car. Oh gosh, and it
looks like who does that look like?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
In the in the in the smart car?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Who does that look like?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well, I know who everybody will say it looks like, yeah,
but you got a full beard now, But yeah, a
little bit.

Speaker 10 (27:35):
It's a from the side of the car, it looks
like the person is sitting on a toilet. Yes, there's
a drawing of the person.

Speaker 13 (27:43):
Is that a.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's called a smart Yeah.

Speaker 10 (27:47):
Yeah, that's a tiny little car.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I would call that a clown car when I was
a kid.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I think in.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
Europe a lot.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Especially are they still making those.

Speaker 9 (27:55):
I don't know if they sell them here in the States,
but I know that in Europe they still have them.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Okay, well it's kind of cool.

Speaker 7 (28:04):
I know Flippo, King of the Clowns, when I was
a kid, he drove a car, a little tiny car,
oh you would hope, so yeah, and he would get
out of the front the front, the door was in
the front. Was he elected king? Self proclaimed? I believe,
but there was no arguing once you saw Flippo. He
was a King of the clowns, all right.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
Did he wear a crown?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
He did not, just a big, big fun hat.

Speaker 10 (28:25):
Dear Bob A Tom show. Tom was talking about great
live albums. What we were talking about Aman Brothers at
Fillmore East. You were talking about because.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
That's your favorite live album.

Speaker 10 (28:37):
It's a great There are many good ones. But I
I there's a line in there where Dwayne Almond says,
Barry starts her off. Barely can hear it, but no,
any good fan knows that's a great It's before whipping Post,
all right, Barry starts her off, So I know the
day I think, I say's like Chick McGee starts her off.
He wanted to know what the source of that was.

(28:57):
But speaking of live albums, Rodger kind enough to write
it Joe Cocker Mad Dogs and Englishmen, recorded at Filmore
East in nineteen seventy a classic Joe Cocker. Great, great God,
thank you very much, Roger. Also Body, he does not
say Barry starts her off.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
When do you think Body by Jake's going to get
a new situation comedy.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I'm telling you talk to his niece.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Is Haley's nine?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Felt?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
He can talk to her? Oh, there you go.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Now there's somebody you mean.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
Josh Allen, quarterback of the Bills, is related Body by Jake.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yes, it all ties in a lot of work.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Bob and Tom show, we got more pictures of cars
that are products. This is from Bill. This proudly from Bradford, Pennsylvania,
is the zipp O car. And it's exactly what you
think it is.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Wow, it's a wild it's an old uh.

Speaker 7 (29:54):
Whereas Tom would say, it's a car you can pick
up today at your local dealer.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
That's beautiful. What is that like a Dusenberger.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Something.

Speaker 10 (30:06):
And then it's got uh, two gigantic Zippo lighters.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
It's got the giant white wheels man.

Speaker 10 (30:13):
And the the How do I describe this? It's it's
as if the Zippo lighters are open.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
And there's a flame.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, is there a flame?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Red flame center?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I got the full moon hubcaps. I believe what those
are called. That's a beautiful car.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
It is a beautiful cart.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh cool, thank you very much.

Speaker 8 (30:34):
Very aerodynamic, though, boy, you're not going to get good
gas mileage on that.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
When I think of my next lighter purchase, I'm going
to think Zippo, but more aerodynamic than if if there
they were opened to the other way.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I was wondering why they would just capture all that
lift off the ground. Now, if you go and reverse
at a certain speed, you go off the ground. Yeah,
fly okay, cool like be trill?

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Okay, Hey once again, right after body would tonight eight
o'clock Central on.

Speaker 10 (31:05):
ABC reference coming up. We have some great stuff in
the news. More of your letters, and we'll get a
sportscast out of mister chick McGee.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Can I demand to know where body by Jake what's
his last name? Steinfeld? Jake Steinfeld is right now this minute?

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Where is he asleep? Is he in Europe? Is he
working on a video somewhere.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
He's going to be in here in three days. I
know it's coming up, coming up. A great pope story.
I'm really excited about this one.

Speaker 10 (31:40):
Current Yes, current pope, current Pope Leo. Yeah, and it's
a it's about something of a very contemporary activity, like.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Pope Beneficio from the eighteen twenties or something.

Speaker 12 (31:52):
No.

Speaker 10 (31:53):
Right now, let's talk about the importance of great food
at Thanksgiving. That would of course include a nice side
order of steak.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I'm not often, no, but I'll be happy. I'm happy
to tell you about very good, very good.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
And you have it, and you say you have a defense.
That's that's interesting you look at it that way. Gosh, steak, Yes,
sir boy, I just wanted to.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
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(34:21):
Oh man, is that the King in the courtroom. We're
gonna find out what's going on with it with with Elvis?
Oh yeah, we got Elvis in court. Uh from the
Rally Auto Park Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
I want to share something. Send us an email Bob
and Tom and bobbin toom dot com. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Stocking stuffers.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Check Hello, Christy Lee, Hi grit Hey, there's Pat Godwin, Chick.
There's Josh Arnold, Hi Ace Cosby.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
I'm McGee. Hello Tom, how are you, buddy?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Coming up? The Baylor pisser?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
The Baylor pisser.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Usually you have the pisser and then you have the Baylor.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
How much piss is?

Speaker 13 (35:11):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
We're not talking to Greg Warren today, are we? I
talked to him for an hour over the week.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I'm done.

Speaker 10 (35:17):
That's my month's work. Did you have to use a
girl's voice the whole time?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Gregg, I enjoy you choose.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
He's doing so incredibly well.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
It really is irritated.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
It's really nauseating.

Speaker 8 (35:32):
It's about time he deserves.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
He will be featured Tom on a new upcoming I'd
rather him be busy because of his merits, not because
it's about Tom.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
He's the best.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Now.

Speaker 10 (35:46):
By the way, I got this nice letter speaking of
a live stand up comedy. Got to see Patty g
at the Phony Fireman Youngstown. Awesome time. He made my
girlfriend's night by making up a song just for her. Hey, Robin, really,
you remember, Robin I do?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Did you make up a song just.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
For this girl?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I did?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Hey there, Delilah?

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (36:07):
Was it a Bruce Bringstein's one?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Was it a was it a car?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (36:13):
Job?

Speaker 13 (36:14):
You?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Hey? Tell you Lee?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Hey, you don't discuss the magician's tricks.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Hey, we're making this forward. Boy, that's a bold statement.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
That's here, Bob A Tom show. Uh, Hello chick. Two
mornings in a row.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
Now, after getting out of the shower, I asked my
wife if she wanted some of this before I put
it away, and both mornings ended me getting a blowy wow.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
U yeah blow For.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Some reason that hit. Really this is from Calcaska, Michigan.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
We did not expect.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Does that save it?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Well?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
It's all going down, and I certainly is at least
some of it. There you go, is that's the whole letter.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
That's a whole lot of what I'd be writing letters to.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
You.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
He's telling everybody, telling everybody. Oh God, I to my heart.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah yeah, we all flew back.

Speaker 10 (37:12):
We we were talking about the various scams out there. Yeah,
and uh, here's another one. My parents called me a
few months ago asking if I was okay. I worked
the night shift. It was like nine or ten. I
got a call from my mom saying, are you all right?
I said, yes, I'm at work. She goes, oh, she
had just received a call from someone who sounded like

(37:34):
me but slightly muffled. The person was saying they were
in the hospital and needed cash immediately to pay the bills.
Oh my gosh, this is just what freaked me out.
It was she said, they sounded exactly like me. Yeah,
well Jeremy and Springfield, Missouri. Yeah, that's that's out there
with ay I. They could take your voice and everything that's.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Right or this is comedy legend Fred Travelina, how about that?
Huh No, isn't Thread deceased?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh sure? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, Well Jake body By Jake.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Might be dead.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
We don't know.

Speaker 8 (38:10):
I looked him up. He's still alive. He's sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh does it say where he's living.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
Uh, he's he's he was known as the mayor of
Pacific Palisades.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
But what if he's four fifty? Now you're all what
I've changed my mind?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
This body by Drake and Pancakes.

Speaker 13 (38:32):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (38:32):
This comes to us from Michael in Pittsburgh, PA. He says,
I have twenty one Christmas trees in my house. My
outside lights are up and on. All right, wait a minute,
we can over sky up he's at Uh TikTok at
mister Christmas. No, I'm sorry, excuse me, TikTok at mister

(38:55):
dot Christmas forty five?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Okay, Oh he sent us to what we can You're mad.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I'm not mad about it. Indifferent maybe, But mister Chris,
I am mad about it. When people on.

Speaker 9 (39:07):
HG TV, they have a whole series of people that
are very much into like Christmas quarterers. Have you watched
any of that? Oh my gosh, it's unbelievable. Yeah, Like
storage units, like huge barns full of Christmas ornaments and
Christmas decorations.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
And run a story. You should really take your dogs
and go see the Christmas lights. They really enjoy them.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Oh nice, that's what it's saying. My lights popped on
Friday night.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, so a little early this year. What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (39:39):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Did you go to totally?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
It just doubt you.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I went out.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I had to do a target run. It just happened.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Did a target run? Well, but first for you went
to target?

Speaker 7 (39:51):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
What's the Starbucks? Then you want to target?

Speaker 13 (39:54):
No?

Speaker 11 (39:56):
I know.

Speaker 10 (39:56):
I was doing a target when it was dark, and
I got back and Christmas lights were on, and we
had them installed three or four weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
You don't turn them onto Thanksgiving Day after I saw
him pulling up on the targe. The lights are on.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
They saw their opportunity, didn't they.

Speaker 7 (40:09):
We got like eight trees and gorgeous. So I walked
in and said, oh, hey, that's thee I see.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
You changed your mind. You turned on the You turned
on the lights, Kelly goes, No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Oh so, uh.

Speaker 10 (40:20):
I couldn't figure it out. Apparently the rain short circuited
that timer thingy. They turned on all by themselves. It's
a Christmas miracle.

Speaker 9 (40:29):
Christmas miracle?

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Indeed?

Speaker 13 (40:31):
Sweet?

Speaker 8 (40:31):
Should you leave them on?

Speaker 10 (40:32):
Or I turned them off?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
They often make those outdoor timers not weather proofing.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Right, I think?

Speaker 7 (40:39):
Okay, you excited she turned them on. She and she
back pedaled when you came home. Yeah, exactly what happened.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Would you rather be fair? Absolutely? No way she would
turn them on. She's sent me out in the rain
to turn them off. She has standards.

Speaker 10 (40:57):
Oh so she's right there with you. Oh okay, you
know she's the one i'd leave. I would, I would
have lest them on.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
I kind of like them. Oh I thought you were
the big No not until after Thanksgiving?

Speaker 8 (41:06):
No, no, no, everybody else that you've always been that waysonality?
Remember that you're worried.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
That's right, there's a seasonality.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 10 (41:16):
I mean even the Kkkate doesn't wear white robes after labor.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Okay, Well, when I got in trouble for saying, Bloe,
you're not more, I'd google that, but I don't want
to be on a list.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Well here's here's the coming out street I said online,
coming up my favorite obscure reference.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Okay, that I think a chickle? Get it?

Speaker 10 (41:37):
Christy you'll get it all right. It's and it's in
a you'll never guess what context.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Coming up.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
We have flying eagles. No, wait a minute, I'm sorried.
No flying eagles dropping dead cats.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
I was gonna say, if flying eagles would not be
a story, yeah, lying Katz would be a story.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:51):
And we have an unusual bit of a wordle news
coming up for those of you that play the wordle game.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Very exciting word and connections today. Saw on that I
haven't done yet.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I'll get to it.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
And the Mini in thirty seconds top that, whoa boom.
My record in the Mini is thirty eight. You're you're
a better man than I.

Speaker 10 (42:09):
Chick me wish. These are the O'Reilly Autoparts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Catch any part of the show you missed later today
on our YouTube channels.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Hey, welcome back to the bobbin Top Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee Hy at
the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Jeff Hoske is here. Yeah, man, there's Josh.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
Arnold at the Ihhe Stephen singer sidekick Chair, reminding you
to save big on holiday favorites.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
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Speaker 7 (42:50):
There's Day's Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize
Picks Sports Desk. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee. God listener
emails coming out of our ears.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Oh on one right here, all right.

Speaker 10 (43:01):
I was talking about when we started. We started the
segment last week, and I said, chick McGee starts her off,
which is, of course, as everyone knows, a reference to
Dwayne Almond saying Berry starts her off.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
No one, no one.

Speaker 10 (43:14):
I'm just telling people he wants to do a great
album check out at Phil Maurice with the Almand Brothers.
It's only a classic live album. Got this nice note, Hey, Tom,
when they drop Bad Bunny Live at Phil Maurice, let
me know, I'll check out.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Okay, I got you, sir.

Speaker 10 (43:30):
I don't think Bad Buddy will be at Phil Maurice,
but he will be at the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Chick wigee, what have you got over there Bob Tom show.

Speaker 13 (43:37):
H.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I know Tom says he loves vehicles shape, like the product.

Speaker 10 (43:42):
Yep, I like the mister Peanut, love the Wienermobile and
wienerwmobiles classic. It's a whole other level. And then we
the Banana car will be here this spring. Apparently it's
a four seater and the seats go one, two, three, four.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
Of them from our friends in Cincinnati. Uh, this is
the Rooster Mobile from Rows Roosts. Oh yeah, O the
west Side? Is it an Camino Camino?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Baby?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Is that means the Camino?

Speaker 8 (44:11):
I know you guys think I'm crazy, but I think
I would love to have an El Camino.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Very expensive. Now you're looking forty fifty thousand cars.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
I saw a blue one that had been It was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 10 (44:23):
It was an interesting if you're not familiar with it,
it's it's sort of a car that's kind of a truck, yeah,
but without the suspension and the qualities that pick up drug.
They were kind of crappy trucks. A buddy of mine
who was a carpenter, had one. And there's a carbon see.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
A car that the color is so ugly.

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Yesterday I saw some guy had a beautiful BMW and
but it was like this the color if you combined
gold with cat manure.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, like, what the hell?

Speaker 10 (44:54):
It's like a glowing turd. This guy's el camino was
that com you to have a fact checker follow you around? Oh,
I can check exactly where it was it was that
won't help. It was in front of Williamson.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
I was a rich herd.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Dear Bob a top show. This is from Greenville, Pennsylvania.
H this is in front of my house. I wonder
how this will look after Thanksgiving. There's a picture. It's
a it's a turkey Happy Thanksgiving, and another turkey with
their feet on Santa and a sign that says, wait
your turn fat so.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Oh I love that kind of holding holding Santa back.

Speaker 8 (45:31):
That's funny.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
I love it that Christmas is encroaching on on our
holiday things.

Speaker 8 (45:39):
Try to buy a Thanksgiving tablecloth right now?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You can't, Josh? Is that on your little mild juglings
of neighborhood humor?

Speaker 10 (45:52):
Josh, you're not going to Saint Louis for the Holida
are you? Are you going to be doing the cooking?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah? Really, I've mean I've cooked for the last four thanksgivings.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Okay, all right, speaking.

Speaker 12 (46:04):
Speaking of Greenville, Pennsylvania, Dave from Greenville gave me a
gift for you that you can open at your leisure.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I got it right here, drum it open this sne
It's up to you.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
You're in charge. It's called Bob and Tom.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Well, now you told me this guy drove two hours
to give this to you.

Speaker 12 (46:21):
I don't know how far Greenville is, but yeah, he
drove a ways to get to me, to get to you.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Wow. So I don't know what it is, but I
think I guess.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
A large it's a large tube. And he did say
give this to Tom, man, we know what this is. Yep,
that's what I thought. I apologize ahead of time.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
This is going to take him an hour, maybe maybe
an hour and a half get it out to get
it out.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
Of the Dave from Greenville condom. Oh, it's a good uh,
ladies and gentlemen. It's the five Zappa Krappa poster that's
expensive and this is the one that says this is

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the one that is like three hundred bucks on eBay.
It's hideous, it says Fi Zappacre.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
What's discussion, Dave, Dave, thank.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
You, Dave thought, take that home, frame it and put
it up in your office.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
What happen?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Oh, I'm framing it.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
He wanted to take it out of the club.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
This will be, however, in my office here. I thought
you didn't have an office here anymore.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, I'm moving it, and they're moving me. I'm moving
to the big building. I thought the big, big building,
the old building. There's a bigger building.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
There's a bigger building.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
This move into the old my old office, in the
old part of the building, by the old studio.

Speaker 8 (47:41):
Oh, I thought you were doing that two months ago.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I haven't had time. I'll get into it.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
That is so thoughtful. How about that?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
You must you wonder if you already had it on
hand and.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
And couldn't wait to get rid of it.

Speaker 10 (47:57):
There are a bunch of difference. There are a bunch
of different versions of this photo session with Frank Zappa,
and there's a bunch of different posters.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
And as your want, you place an unreasonable amount of
importance on this poster.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
It's iconic.

Speaker 10 (48:16):
This is this is like the fairy faucet nipple.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
No, not even you know, there's nothing wrong with saying,
you know what this poster meant? A lot to me
at a certain time in exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:27):
You don't have to make it sound like you know
everyone had Frank Zappa was a great artist and advocate
for free spe No, he was. Yes, he was an
incredible guitar parts. I defy you to tell me one
of his songs that you enjoy.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Many the album. Oh you mean the one that goes
yeah boy, that's a that's a real toe tap.

Speaker 12 (48:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
The big thing about Zappa was he he was accessible.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
That's days.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Well, hummable, fleshy.

Speaker 7 (49:04):
Please tell with the yellow stow ha ha, had you
have dogs pissing?

Speaker 10 (49:08):
Had you never seen this this poster.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
When you never never heard about it?

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Never?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
My dad was pretty cool and no, see I was
hanging out with the cool guys.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
He just said his dad was pretty cool, my dad.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
If you and my dad would have hanged out hung out,
you wouldn't have lasted hour hour and a half. He
would have surrounded you and beat that. He kicked you
out of the gang and made it look like an
actually well, Dave, thank you very much, incredibly thought.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
Dear Bob and Tom show another letter just for Tom.
I was watching the Packer football game yesterday Packers and
the Vikes. Green Bay wins at Lambeau. This couple came
on my screen and I figured they must know. Tom
look at that.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
He's got a cheesehead. That says Razzle and her cheese
head says Dad.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
Jordan love Jersey there and I believe maybe Reggie White Jersey.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
I'm not sure, but I'm that Reggie White.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
But how about that? Thank you very much. Another don
go go.

Speaker 10 (50:16):
Thanks for taking the time to write. Now, coming up up,
Patty G. We got a song coming out of you.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
I hope. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
One ahead here, Bob and Tom show my older brother
and I listen carefully. My older brother and I listen
to you every morning, and I have ever since we
were just kids. Mom used to make us listen to
Jesus Christ Superstar on the way to school. Okay, but Dad,
it was Bob and Tom. Thanks for the years of laughs.

(50:45):
And Josh, please never go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I love you. You're my favorite.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
That's from Double A Aaron, we call him Double A.
It's gonna catch on, okay, Jesus Christ Superstar.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
They're listening.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
It's a great sound track.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I love what's the Busting's happening?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
What's the remember you.

Speaker 10 (51:04):
You and I went to see that at the same time. Yeah, Bob,
Bob's brother was.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
He was great. But yeah, Sebastian Bach played Jesus.

Speaker 10 (51:12):
I remember deep into the first act saying, I hope
he gets crucified before our michioncause I want to leak.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
And And did Tom say that just to r row
five or six of us or second?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
No, he said it loud enough so everyone in the
theater heard him. May not have been the best.

Speaker 10 (51:28):
Did you get a laugh, Oh, we got a big laugh.
That's Bob's brother, Peter was. Everyone agreed he was fantastic.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (51:36):
This is something I spent most of my weekend with.
It's called the Aura frame A you are a We've
got one right behind Josh and I. I loaded more
than ninety pictures onto it over the weekend, and I
was at my house. This is so amazing. I'm at
my house going through my photos. I go to the

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website click click, click, and look they're They're on this
piece of equipment right here behind us. And I say
a piece of equipment.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
It's a frame, beautiful frame, and it's just rotating all
these There's a nice picture of Godwin.

Speaker 7 (52:07):
And as Tom said, he loaded these pictures so you
don't have to be technically savvy to run an aura.

Speaker 10 (52:13):
That is exactly the point I did it. All I
needed was a password and the email address and shazam.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
What a great gift, great grandma or But yeah.

Speaker 10 (52:24):
But you can load this with pictures. Give it to
a relative, and then you can load more pictures on
even if you're picture there's a picture of.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Patty g on stage. I can't see one on the left.
Oh that's some Oh you don't see the food.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
People are thrown out him and the audience is standing chick.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
But it's so much fun.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
This is great.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Let me tell you about him. It's called the Aura frame.
Once again, it's a U R A.

Speaker 8 (52:46):
And where are the pictures?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I put a picture of the wordle that you're suspended
from the Aura frame.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
You are fired.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
You can't just put anything up there. Willy nilly.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
That's what this is going to be.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's to be. Here's how Fi Zappa
crop up.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Here's a poster.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
There's a picture of there's going to.

Speaker 10 (53:08):
Be a picture of me holding this great fizapp a
crap A poster from Dave.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
That'll be on there this afternoon.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
There's a picture of Michael Parks. Of course he was
a Sara, then came Bron. There's a nice picture of Josh.
I forget which phase of beer that is.

Speaker 10 (53:23):
But here's the point. These Aur frames are just so cool.
It's really the perfect holiday gift. And here's what you
want to do. You want to go to Aura frames
dot com. That's a U R A and uh get
forty five dollars off Aura's best selling carver Matt frames,
named number one by wirecutter, forty five bucks forty five

(53:44):
bucks off the price wirecutter. They're very critical, but if
you're familiar with wirecutters, that's really cool. Use the promo
code Tom when you check out. Once again, it's a
U R A Frames dot Com promo code Tom. And
I was watching a football game and I spent the
whole game on my computer doing this, and the team
I was watching apparently spent the fourth quarter doing something
besides playing football.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
And it would take you.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
Probably five ten minutes to load a bunch of photos.
Then it took Tom three and a half hour.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I searched us so I wanted to get photos.

Speaker 10 (54:11):
I got a picture of Oscar I got a picture
of Ace, I got a picture of Christy.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
That wordle wasn't even a winner. That was like, took
you four guesses. That wasn't even one of your best.

Speaker 10 (54:20):
Wordless but the answer was radio.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Word.

Speaker 8 (54:28):
That picture of me, Oh my god, have you ever
got the first wort?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
I want to say.

Speaker 10 (54:34):
It takes no skill at all. It's totally random. We
have wordal news coming up.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
That's it's great.

Speaker 10 (54:41):
These are really great a U R A frames dot
com promo code. Tom highly recommended. It'll be a great gift.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
Don't bother people with pictures like Tom does send something important?

Speaker 6 (54:52):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
That's right?

Speaker 10 (54:55):
Okay, they're just awesome memories.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
You're not sending pictures, you're send a memory.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Who's that? Uh j Okay, that's Jason.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Okay, he's going to beat the hell out.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Of you for saying that.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Oh look there's one.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
There's one of my dogs, which there's mister Fletcher. Okay,
so on the radio.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
We've got We've got Tom's dog and his word.

Speaker 11 (55:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Well, it's like anything, it can be abused, I guess.

Speaker 10 (55:22):
Oh can you can you imagine if you want to
abuse one of these things? The pictures you could send.
There's a nice shot of the group anyway, It's it's
really cool. Highly recommended. A U R A frames are
a frames dot Com code word is Tom coming up?
We have Sporting News with Chick McGee who had a
good week in the shoe in.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Had sports not sporting news. No one says it anymore.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
There Grantland Rice, No one says sporting news anymore.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
A four horsemen whatever the pages of the Rayleay dacing form.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
I'm high.

Speaker 10 (56:03):
When we come back, we're going to try our flight
of Cindy's delightful deviled Eggs.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
And where is body by Jay?

Speaker 10 (56:14):
We'll find out from the rally Huddle Parts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (56:21):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobbin Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Link, there's Pat
Gonwin hy Chick, Jeff Oske, hey man, there's Josh Arnold
Chicks there. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGhee.
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Speaker 10 (56:52):
Congratulations, you had a successful week weekend, I should say, uh,
Week twelve of the NFL not quite over tonight, Well
there's more action but Carolina San Francisco night. Yeah, you
had a good, good weekend. I want to tell me
about it.

Speaker 7 (57:06):
Six and three overall, now seventy and eighty three on
the season. So let's not focus on how many you've
gotten wrong.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I bet it's better than a lot of a lot
of people out there.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
It's been a it's been a tough week. It's been
a it's been a tough it's been a tough season.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Have you ever watched the ESPN pre pre game for
the NFL?

Speaker 7 (57:31):
Every now and then, I will because there's a section
of it where they let him talk and they talked.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I like Greenie, so I but the yeah, I do.
I like him Verton Okay, he's a great broadcast.

Speaker 7 (57:42):
Okay, but they're pretty much betting, betting on everything the
entire show.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
King of the presell that's Greene. Okay, you're not gonna
believe this. I wonder, I wonder I like him.

Speaker 10 (57:54):
He's a quality broadcast. Okay, the larger point here is
we're going to segue into the sports page.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
What have you got believe it? When he says, you're
not going to believe that, I'm coming.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Up my favorite reference of the year.

Speaker 7 (58:05):
Why wait, no, no, no, because it's gonna it's gonna
it's gonna take you by surprise.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
The way I get to it. It's almost a magic trick.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Brandon Aubrey a forty two yard field goal as Tom
expired after Dakota Prescott rallied the Cowboys from a twenty
one point deficit twenty one nothing, and the Cowboys beat
the Eagles twenty four to twenty one yesterday at Jerry World.
The Cowboys once again they they thought about calling the
Jerry Jones Stadium Jonestown.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
I bet they thought, yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 11 (58:42):
L do that.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
Prescott's now winning streak against NFC East opponents at Arlington
nine nineteen straight. The Eagles have some trouble, horrible, horrible
offense in the second half.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Oh, so there you go. That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
The Rams now the number one seed in the NFC.

Speaker 7 (59:05):
No, they're not scored thirty one points in the first half,
thirty four to seven winners over Tampa Bay at so
far yesterday and Baker Mayfield goes down with a shoulder injury.
His left shoulder is a non throwing shoulder, but a
lot of pain. Did not play the second half, came out.
It was his not his ass, but his left shoulders
in a slink. That's so five y hush hush ey

(59:29):
do I so hush hush. Cleveland Browns beat the Las
Vegas Raiders twenty four to ten yesterday at Shador Sanders
a successful starter, first start for him, and I mentioned
that to mention this. Raiders offensive coordinator Chip Kelly has
been fired after the Raiders post another loss. Raiders allowed

(59:53):
ten sacks of Gino Smith. Oh hey, fellas, can I
can I talk to you for his? Anybody anybody gonna
block for me up there morning? Anybody at all? Poor Gino.
Other winners Detroit and overtime, Kansas City and overtime, Jacksonville
and overtime all winning and oh, by the way, three

(01:00:14):
of the games yesterday. The gentleman who set the points spread,
they hit it right on the number and who is
that guy? I don't nobody. I'm guessing he's out in
international waters. That's all I can get rich. What about
Big Football News? Did anybody watch Holiday Touchdown A Bill's

(01:00:34):
Love Story?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Is Josh Allen in that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I didn't watch it because I won't watch Hallmark Christmas
movies until the day after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
Of course, yes, Josh and I will. Oh, it's NonStop,
so I will let you know if mister Josh Allen
shows up. Yes, the Kelsey brothers are in the Holiday
show right along with Mama Kelsey. I believe Donna is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Oh you know, yes, last year she was in Holiday
Touchdown A Chief's Love Stuff. Oh there, they started a franchise.
Ibe it was last year.

Speaker 12 (01:01:09):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
She's the only NFL mother named after a reindeer. Ah
Dasher Branchward Don Linten nice? No, maybe maybe. So I'll
look forward to watching a copy of one of the
This is a world record, I guess. Is that why
I'm holding it in my grubby paws?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Is that why I have a world You have two?
This is one of them.

Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
Copy the first ever issue of Superman Comics, where he's
holding a car up over discovered in a California attic
last year sold for nine point one two million at auction.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Okay, we were wondering what it would go for.

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
Nineteen thirty nine comic originally sold for ten cents when
I was a kid. Comic books twelve cents, Tom, remember
that twelve cents an issue.

Speaker 8 (01:01:58):
But if you were alive to get the money.

Speaker 10 (01:02:00):
Every every guy hearing this is going, yeah, thanks for
throwing away in my comics, mom, But that was.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
The one rare misstep to your saint of a mother.

Speaker 10 (01:02:10):
Yeah, my brothers, I have older brothers. I had vintage
They're they're not worth much. But I had vantaged nineteen
fifties issues of Batman and Superman that I and I
am mad, and I had every Mad magazine. But I
came back from college my mother had tossed them all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Did your gents at the same time?

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
What about your swag? It wasnt first of all.

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
It was swank, I remember seeing it was it was
the it was the d Cup issue.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
What about it? Wasn't there one called big tail?

Speaker 10 (01:02:45):
I think, I think, I think was out there for
oh U that was published by Haffner, that one cheery
There was chic.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
There was Cherry.

Speaker 10 (01:02:55):
Yeah, that was Cherry was from the Hustler guy. But
the but the most tasteless. I mean, if you could
have a tasteless title for a magazine, Barely Legal, I
kind of let you know what you need to know, right, No,
that's not that's not the worst title.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
You know what the worst?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
There's the worst one than.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Barely legal, finally legal. Oh god, that implies there was
some waiting going the count though. Yeah, the guy who
can tell you for the twins, you know what I'm
talking about. Oh, I just saw a reference to that.

Speaker 10 (01:03:27):
But this, this, apparently, this particular copy of The Superman had,
I guess, never been touched.

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
Three brothers from northern California discovered the comic book while
clearing out their mother's attic after her death.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
It was found to be so well preserved that it
was deemed the highest ever grated copy by auction house
Heritage Auctions. They made the record break, record breaking sale.
The comics valuation is so high. It was not not
just its superior condition. Josh, thanks for playing, but the
fact that it had been part of d first print

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run of a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Half million copies. Oh my gosh, it was unbelievable.

Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
The brothers also discovered five early issues of Action Comics,
the anthology from National Allied Publications that first introduced Superman.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
To the world, and some of the lesser known early
superheroes from back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Yeah, yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Caucasian Yeah, some of them. You know, they've fallen by
the wayside, of course. Yeah, the bar Mitzvah hero Hammn.
You remember, I do, I do remember? The name was ironic.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
Yeah, the previous records held by Action Comics. Number one
introduced Superman in nineteen thirty eight. It sold for six million. Now,
of course, this one nine point one.

Speaker 10 (01:04:42):
Doesn't say who bought it. I'm assuming that some of
the tech nerds, probably the guys who became billionaires that
have a lot of money to throw around. But they
don't give the name of the person purchasing it. I mean,
I assume it's a guy. Yeah, the very understanding wife
was about to get a nice piece of jewelry on

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what I just spent nine million bucks on a comic book.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
But those three brothers, they're going to have a great Thanksgiving. Yeah, Brad,
could you pass the gold bars?

Speaker 10 (01:05:19):
Were you in here the morning? We had a comedian
in here. This goes back about fifteen twenty years a.

Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
National comedian or a comedian by name only that that's
irrespective of his comic abilities.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
His father had died and he was living in Los Angeles,
but his dad was living back in New Jersey. Do
you remember this?

Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
Christie and his dad had a Babe Ruth some kind
of baseball he'd taken. It had been signed in an
all in an old timers game, so he had it
had something like Babe Ruth and I don't know, demise,
something really old but really usual things. So it was
quite valuable. And he flew back to the funeral for

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his dad and his brother had already taken it and
sold it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
So well, but don't you bro, well did he share
the money?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
No, that was the whole point.

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
Well, but I don't know anything about this. I'm an
only child. But don't brothers forgive each other for something
like that?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Or No, No, that's not a cool move.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Honestly, my three brothers and I we would have just
split it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:28):
Yeah, that kind of thing, because you guys are nice
and get it along.

Speaker 10 (01:06:31):
Knowing me, it would have been a rainy day and
the sun would come out Hey, let's go play a
ball all to scrape this one off my dad's bookshelf.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Uh yeah, and we have another record, Tom, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
There we go?

Speaker 11 (01:06:45):
Stupid world record.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
A woman in New York City has broken the Guinness
World Record for the largest African American hairstyle on a
living person female.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Are we talking?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Afro? Afro?

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Mss Jess Martinez achieved the world record with an African
American hair.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
It's called an afro eleven.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
You're allowed to say afro eleven and a half inches tall,
just over a foot wide and just over six feet
in circumfert.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Do we have a picture? Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
It's not your classic afros because it goes.

Speaker 10 (01:07:18):
It has to go to the sides because you couldn't
get it to go straight up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Now, what what breed of dog is that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Honestly, I wouldn't have looked at her and thought, oh,
that's the biggest because I was I was assuming it was.

Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
That halo look like Angela Davis had like a microphone
top kind of sure, you know, stokely Carmichael, you know,
go back to the classics.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
There were some other pictures of her I saw online
where it was more it was up.

Speaker 10 (01:07:51):
So I got thinking about this and I decided to
find out because the era of the afro was early
seventies where it started to get really.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Serious when you're in your sweet spot. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:08:07):
So I was trying to who had the best afro
in the A.

Speaker 12 (01:08:10):
B A.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
And uh, doctor Dunk, Darnell Hillman.

Speaker 10 (01:08:15):
I knew you'd know this. I am so proud of you. Yeah, Darnell,
doctor Dunk Hillman number one fro in the A B
A number number two.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Doctor J had a pretty good Doctor J.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
This was reverse engineered.

Speaker 13 (01:08:32):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
You went, oh, I know, I remember that fro. I'm
gonna I'm going to present this as who had the
best in the A B A. You remember Darnell before
you looked up?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:08:43):
But there's a reason I said this because this is
where today's obscure reference comes in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Uh huh, that wasn't it.

Speaker 13 (01:08:51):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:08:52):
Oh no, this, I mean there's some other great ones,
Freddy Lewis, George McGinnis athletes. And since I was doing
my ab A thing, I wanted to find out honorable
mention in the best afro in the A BA. Honorable
mention on this list goes to my friend Bob Nedalicky,

(01:09:13):
he does it said it was his mustache slash, side
burned combo, a hairstyle with perimeter defense. It's described as
that's so funny that Nedalicky would make this list. He's
a great guy. Netto terrific guy, and that reminds me.
I'll give it a quick plug if you are a
fan of those old ABA days. The actual ABA, the

(01:09:35):
famous multi colored ball has been licensed to a great
charity called Dropping Dimes that provides funds for some of
the aging players in that league. Yeah, this is a
great program and you can get these those ABA balls
and some other cool stuff. Go to Lanta Sports l
a n A sports, great charity. Super cool if you

(01:09:58):
know someone who's a NBA fan or an ABA fan
from back in the day. These are the you know,
legit licensed basketballs. They're really cool. So any chance to
name Netto on the air, But that's just so funny
that this list would have him in the as one
of the famous afros. But honorable mention because he's a
white dude for those of you who are not familiar

(01:10:19):
with Netto, But that's that's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 10 (01:10:24):
Yeah, great guy, and uh I'm trying to I don't
know who the uh see there there's the lady with
the afro kind of going up a little higher. That
is a lot of hair, which they're both Yeah, they're
both got pretty big. That's a that's a lot of hair.
I don't think you could play basketball with that much hair.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
But she's gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Yeah, she's also very pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:10:48):
Now, what's coming up in sports?

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Christy Leon?

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
News?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Okay, yes, sir.

Speaker 8 (01:10:53):
For instance, well, we have some very big wordal news
coming out.

Speaker 9 (01:10:59):
In the news.

Speaker 8 (01:10:59):
We have the Baylor pisser in the news.

Speaker 10 (01:11:04):
That's the headline that is it's the Baylor, Baylor University,
the Baylor pisser, and it's apparently a.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Nationwide movement.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Yeah, that's been going on for a while. They've had
at my son's school, they had one that and that's
been going on for a couple of more.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Well, they better be careful because this guy got kicked
out of school.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, oh man, what's happening?

Speaker 10 (01:11:27):
Yeah, what a pisser. We're going to come back to
the Aralioto Park Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Add to or continue the conversation. Check out The Bob
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Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Coming up.

Speaker 10 (01:11:50):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. You realize
your mic was Yeah, I know, I did that for comedy.
Hello Christy when Little Night Chick, Welcome back.

Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
From Los Angeles. Do you have a good Do you
have a good time? Had a great time dining dance
with the stars.

Speaker 9 (01:12:06):
Yeah, I got to see our buddy, Henry Phillips said,
dinner with him.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
I'm sorry that name again out there in Holly. Weird
things in Hollywood, Henry. There's Pat Godwood Chick. There's Jeff
oske hey Man. There there's Josh Arnold at the I
Hate Steven Singers sidekick Cherir.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
He's having a double egg with a story. I have
a story too about one of our favorite things.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
You're already eating a double ed egg.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Let me see, I guess you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
You did bring them. It's kind of a doll.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
They smell interesting.

Speaker 10 (01:12:43):
My girl, Kelly's My girl, Kelly's mom made great double leggs.
Your girl Kelly's Mom's got it going on, and so
I brought some in there. Fantastic because now if I
eat one of these, crippling diarrhea in my in my
history and in my future.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Huh, because they've been sitting out in Tom's car all night.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
They were in the refrigerator.

Speaker 8 (01:13:02):
Where were they?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
They were in the refrigerator?

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Which one in this one? Because if I left them
in the front, they'd all be gone by Now, you're right,
He's right. We had a letter.

Speaker 10 (01:13:14):
Someone wanted to know devil eggs at Thanksgiving? Is it
an appetizer part of the main course?

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
That's a very good questions.

Speaker 8 (01:13:20):
Appetizing?

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
Yeah, have you ever eaten a devil eggs so fast
you ate the toothpick? Nobody knew they were always part
of the main course for us.

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
Yeah, they were really appetizer at But.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
I'm making them this year and I'm going to leave
them out as an appetizer, a nice opperteef.

Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
If you will not ooze, I'm going to say not
enough mustard or maynaise. I say the recipe is just
right heavy on the paprika.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
I ain't got no dog in this fight. Hey, Hey, Cynthia,
bring it.

Speaker 10 (01:13:55):
Jeffrey removed the plate from mister critical.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
For fast. How many of you had?

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I ate four before I realize that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Try one of these. I consider myself somewhat.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Not at seven.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
It's breakfast eggs, tom, is there? I see some have
tan toothpicks and some have green. Is there a difference? No,
not at all. No, no, no, no, you can't. You
can't just eat one. Okay, all right, go away.

Speaker 10 (01:14:33):
Just grab a toothpick and shove it out deep throat. Okay,
that's a one now, and you throw the whole half in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
You don't.

Speaker 10 (01:14:39):
You don't quarter it with a bite, No, no, no, no, yeah,
I just heed the whole thing into.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
All right, you re all right, I need a second
I don't mean I need a second time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Right right?

Speaker 10 (01:14:55):
You meet another one? Okay, he's eating the second one. Okay, Sindy,
thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Show good Cindy if that's your real name, you know,
maybe I shouldn't have had two. I'll explain in a second.

Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
Oh, there's a problem based on these deviled eggs alone.
How happily married? Is Cindy?

Speaker 10 (01:15:11):
Very very By the way, did you try the coffee cake?

Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
Is great?

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
That that's not a Cindy creation, too, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Maybe that's a marriage that I'm going to break up. Yeah,
astray it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
Man, I'm not both get these eggs please?

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Oh yeah, christ.

Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
Having eggs having problems?

Speaker 13 (01:15:35):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Well, why that while that happens? Tom? You know we
have the new Aura frame.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
We love them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Yes, they're a picture frame where you can send digital
photos from anywhere. Oh yeah, and and multiple people can
send them. So I sent I put night. I posted
ninety pictures on it yesterday. Yes, and and a bunch
of us have have sent photos to it. Jess Hooker
sent photos from a bunch of shows, live shows that
we've done. And it's behind me right now flashing pictures.
That's great. Pat, as we as we all know, has

(01:16:04):
been living a healthier life, and he's dropped quite a
bit of a yeah poundage. And but the frame is
bothering you a little bit because you keep seeing old
photos of it.

Speaker 12 (01:16:13):
Yeah, And while we were talking, I said, there's an
old photo right now of me on stage.

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
Huge.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Look at how fat I am?

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Yeah, look at fat? And I turned around. It was
a picture of me and he didn't know. I apologize.
Look at how fat I am?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Hey, Tom, what kind of a guy worries about how
he looks in pictures?

Speaker 7 (01:16:35):
What kind of a guy is that there's a Look
at that nice picture of chick right there, isn't that great?

Speaker 12 (01:16:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
So sweet picture.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
There's two of them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Sweet picture.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
This.

Speaker 10 (01:16:44):
I love this AURA thing and we were talking about
it on the air. It's a U R A Aura
frames dot com. Use the code word tom. By the way,
it only forty five bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
This is so cool.

Speaker 10 (01:16:54):
I've loaded all those photographs on for my house yesterday.
And if I can, if I can do it, that
means a dog can do it, because I'm not very technical.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Absolute it is cool, very cool. If there's a nice
picture of Josh, very handsome man. A baby out of
the room. That's Willie. Sorry again that happened. Yes, yeah,
there's a nice picture of Josh. What a handsome man.
Oh no, that's.

Speaker 8 (01:17:19):
This is my life.

Speaker 10 (01:17:23):
Coming up on this show Wednesday, mister Jeff Osky, very
fine comedian. Jeff is right here in the room with us.
He's going to get his beard professionally trimmed and a
haircut right right here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
In the studio.

Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
Holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Yeah nice, okay. Got a couple of interviews around the court,
stepping in back.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
In the world of finance.

Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
Yea, Now, Josh, I was going through the photographs the
way I need to talk to you about it, Ralph.
I r Anyway, I was going through some photographs and
there's one coming up of you in there where you
had a huge bushy beard, Like, Jeff, are you gonna
do that again?

Speaker 10 (01:17:59):
You're gonna keep growing it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I tell yeah, every winter I have my winter's beard
and I do forget how big it gets.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Thank you. Yeah, I'll yeah, your face warm.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
It does because when you trim your your beard, you
notice how really yes, yeah, it really does make a
different like a week it's definitely you're like, oh my
face is cold?

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:18:22):
Yeah, how sure are you gonna go?

Speaker 13 (01:18:24):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Probably like chick, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
What do you think that's pretty? Look right, I just
trimmed mine up over the weekend, had a great time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Oh yeah, downstairs, my.

Speaker 10 (01:18:37):
Right down to the hardwood, just to use the same trimmer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Absolutely, I'm very clean.

Speaker 10 (01:18:42):
Ask any one, Okay, you put a little what is
it little guard on the on the electric rate. Yes,
because if you use a trimmer on your scrotum, you
can cut right through it. It's incredibly thin skin. It nicks, yeah,
it Nixon cuts. I don't care what kind of razors.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
You just keep a styptic pencil handy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
That's gonna hurt. I bandaged it up. Okay, Christy Lee
is over there at the silink and trying to see
the standards.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Now, No, that's ok.

Speaker 10 (01:19:08):
What's going on over there, Christy Lee?

Speaker 9 (01:19:10):
Leo the fourteenth is revealed. He changes his wordle start
word every day.

Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
That's right?

Speaker 11 (01:19:16):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Is this a good move?

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I don't play wordle.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Risky to me?

Speaker 7 (01:19:21):
It is you use the same word start word every
every day. Yep, really I've never done.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
I changed mine every day.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Yeah, I'll have one pop into my.

Speaker 10 (01:19:31):
Ease because I broke when my streak broke because I
was doing it in line at a coffee shop, not
paying attention.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
So now I got it. I'm focused. I want to
keep my streak going.

Speaker 9 (01:19:39):
The pontificate divulged his strategy for the popular New York
Times online game during the National Catholic Youth Conference.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Pontificate, I thought we were talking about the Pope.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah? Please?

Speaker 9 (01:19:48):
What was your After the big reveal, Leo has been
an hour fielding prepared questions from a handful of the
conference participants.

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
His name is Leo, and.

Speaker 9 (01:19:58):
That who asked him specifically about technologies hold on young people?
The boat worn that technology can never replace real human
relationships and added quote, make sure technology serves your life
and not the other way around.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
And then you said this speech written by aia.

Speaker 10 (01:20:17):
He doesn't say he wrote the way wordle works. What
you need to know you have to come up with
a five letter word in the beginning, and then you
start it eliminates letters. It's kind of hard to explain,
but it's simple to play. When you played it a
couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
What was your streak? Honestly, what was your streak? Don't embellish.

Speaker 10 (01:20:33):
I had a one year streak, one year more than
a year. And then I went through and I went
over the international date line or something into the race
that that was a.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Drag you unplug the pac Man machine.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Yeah, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Yes, I think I was. I think I was like
a one forty nine or something. Well, that's not a year.

Speaker 13 (01:20:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
The other one, the previous one, the one that I
just blew a few months ago. Your streakiter forty four
A reasonable streak seems very Yes. Yeah, that means you
have you have successfully completed the puzzle forty four days.

Speaker 7 (01:21:06):
Now, ask me, is trying to live my life like Tom?
Are you what's my streak for wordle? What's your streak
for word? Seven hundred and thirty two days except for
the three times I the three times I broke it
and it wasn't my date line. Hey, the man's a
good spin doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Oh he's sure.

Speaker 10 (01:21:21):
Okay, next President of the United States, I'd vote for you.
So but the point is, you begin with a five
letter word, right, so you penis? You couldn't begin with Jesus.

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
Penis would be a good starter word because it got
two vowels and it's not bad. Three really nice consonants.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
You do what Jesus to essas you got you to proper?
Now two sash?

Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
You can't use a proper Now, what's your start word?

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
All?

Speaker 13 (01:21:45):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Are you hang on a second?

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
How rude?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
You never asked my god?

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Now Tom? This is how you asked that.

Speaker 9 (01:21:54):
Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Are you willing to share your word? Starter word?

Speaker 10 (01:21:59):
I'd give you my phone number before i'd give you
my words.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Thank you. That's the way I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
It's top secret.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
It's like like twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
It's sugar. Everyone knows them.

Speaker 10 (01:22:11):
He could well see he wouldn't want to use Bible
because it's two b's. It's a do right, you're using
the do alter I No, No, those are the hack
words alter the hack words.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Ninety percent of people. There are two types of alters
that do alter. Well, you're both right.

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
Can I tell you a secret word that I use
af you alter something or you go to the altar?
It's not it's not my starter word, and I hesitate
to mention it. But I want to help people out right,
younger Wardlers solvers plate not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
P L A T E, but p L A I T.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Yes, it's out there. Good, it's readily available.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Go ahead, enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
It's fun, you know what.

Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
Speaking on behalf of Wardlers, we are too good good, good, good,
and fine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
You'll have to subscribe to the New York Times.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
No, there's something you have to do to get all
the benefits. But yeah, I see a tone that'd be
a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
For all of us to do.

Speaker 10 (01:23:07):
I think, yeah, you know, I wonder if he does.
Because he's from Chicago, Pope Leo, guilt would be bears.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
No, No, it's scott an S.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
There's no plural.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:23:21):
It only ends and as if it's a double s
it does occasionally.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Okay, so you could use a plural is. Yeah, trust
is a noun that ends in a doubles trust trust.

Speaker 10 (01:23:31):
I'm just saying no, My point was Bears. Because he's
from Chicago, he'd be a Bear fan. I don't think
Bears he's you think God's gonna let him lose.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Well, I'm surprised he doesn't have all ones. I mean,
it's it should be.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
It's like Kim Jong whatever, Dolf. What if the starter
word is devil, that's not a bad one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Why would I Why.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
Would I think of talking to Tom about word would
be anything else any different than talking about to talk
about anything of conversations in circles and.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
What you like this reputation you have. I don't sink
right Bears.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
You know you're gonna stick with Bears because it's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
A good joke. That's why I love you. A good joke.

Speaker 10 (01:24:14):
I'm it's not a joke at all, the pope. I'm
just if i'm the Chicago heritage.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
And maybe maybe he's not a Bears. Maybe he's a
packer fan. Oh we know he's a socks fan. Yeah,
so he could be.

Speaker 10 (01:24:27):
Side socks would be a bad starter. X almost never
appears in there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Well, you couldn't have to use the full s O
C K S.

Speaker 12 (01:24:36):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
You can't use that because it's got ans on the end.

Speaker 10 (01:24:39):
Right, you can use it, it's just very unlikely to
be there unless it's a double less, which I tried
to explain to you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Uh can't use and use short words to have a
starter word like.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
No, no no.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
I doubt the Pope has seen that word. Well, all right,
well enough, I wasn't talking Paul. Hello, he is very uncompliment.
Welcome to destination.

Speaker 7 (01:25:04):
He knows the word vagina if he's seen con devil
is a great starter? Yeah, absolutely not really and vill yes,
it is a great starter. Works v V is not
that com.

Speaker 10 (01:25:18):
Let's move forward here until you guess it coming up.
The Baylor pisser is in the headlines. That's that's what
the headline says.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
You're wrong. And we have a dead cat dropping from
the sky.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Oh man for real.

Speaker 10 (01:25:32):
Oh that's a good start, and it does some it
does some damage. We'll get back to you from the
Aralioto Park Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
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Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 7 (01:25:54):
At the Silac Insurance News Desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey,
fresh from Los Angeles. When are you moving?

Speaker 8 (01:26:03):
I'm not moving. I just moved.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Remember we heard were looking at Proper. I heard you
were out there moving but your zillow.

Speaker 8 (01:26:09):
I go ahead, move back into a trailer.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
No, no, no, no, no no, she's on the move.

Speaker 7 (01:26:16):
No, we have to hook up with her via zoom.
There's Pat Pat Godwin check. There's Jeff oske ay Man.
There's Josh Arnold. Hello Josh, Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
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Speaker 7 (01:26:39):
There's as Cosby. I'm chick with you at the Prize
Picks Sports Desk.

Speaker 10 (01:26:44):
Hello, Tom, Speaking of picks, U, let's see up next
week thirteen in the NFL. Beginning Thursday evening, go to
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(01:27:05):
your picks once again. The week twelve will officially end
this evening. I have Carolina plus the seven tonight at
San Francisco. See how that works. Okay, I'll think of that.
We just we're talking about Wordle. During the break I
did Wordle.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
So now is that true of the origin story of
isn't it true? It was a guy for his girlfriend?

Speaker 7 (01:27:26):
Yeah, it made up, like the six guesses in five
were made up the game for his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
What that's what?

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
That's the legend and sold it to the New York
Times for I think a million bucks a good deal.
I think he got short.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
I've played it sixteen and twenty one times.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Okay, how many have you gotten? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Whatever? A ninety nine percent winds streak is.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
But the thing that in the beginning I was wasn't focused.

Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
Now it's now your focus part of my ritual now,
I would say that next to that, you should have
to have an asterisk because you play on easy mode,
normal mode it's not a real win. But I think
they've got that backwards. I think harder mode is easier
than the easy modes. Hard that's stupid. Harder mode involves

(01:28:19):
involves guessing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
My eighty eight.

Speaker 8 (01:28:22):
The whole point of the game is guessing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
The whole point of the game is winning. You guys know,
the whole point of the show is comedy. I don't
know if you knew that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
But what about your connections? What's your streak on that?

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Let's let.

Speaker 10 (01:28:38):
By the way, by the way, I understand. Uh, Jeffrey Euro,
you're a student of the Pope. What did he say
about Connections?

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Oh? I forget. I have no idea.

Speaker 10 (01:28:49):
Whatever you play, you play Connections, right, I do play.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Connections, a New York Times game. If the Pope's anything
like me, he doesn't play Connections because it's BS. That's
a bunch of crap. It's a great game. That's a
horrible guy.

Speaker 7 (01:29:04):
Sometimes what they're talking about is sometimes the connect there
are four words that are connected somehow, and there are
sixteen words to choose from. So the fourth one, if
you're guessing, yeah, it does kind of solve itself.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
And do you get the first three groups it's but
sixteen little riddles, and it's dumb because if you don't
know the riddle, then you're out.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Sometimes it'll be like, in the middle of each word,
there is a part.

Speaker 10 (01:29:29):
Of a vegan diet.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Or the end of the word is a color of
all these four words? Or have you guys played the
gay version Rainbow Connections?

Speaker 13 (01:29:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Really, someday you'll.

Speaker 10 (01:29:40):
Find time not a head over to the Sili Insurance
News is where you'll find Christy Lee. Pat's got his guitar.
Do we have a saw a story that's gonna leave?

Speaker 12 (01:29:52):
I had to the last time. I didn't know which
way to go where. I had wordle I had the
Pope Leo, I had songs. You want you on the word,
I want the World song your I can get my
share back in time.

Speaker 7 (01:30:05):
Put your money where your mouth is Wordley, We.

Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
Got burn this slow as a turtle.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Check my phone? Do my World all Yeah, worst opening
lyric and got it in five?

Speaker 12 (01:30:24):
Always a dirt, Pour me a coffee, Hope the cream
doesn't curdles.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Nothing to do already? Did my World?

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
All?

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
What else? Runs with?

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Maybe go for a drive?

Speaker 14 (01:30:36):
Right around seven, I go to Bob Evers with my
breakfast crew. I tell the boys my favorite story, that
time I got word all into.

Speaker 12 (01:30:49):
Wordle one of the other bad rhymes keeps my mind fertile.
My morning metal hurdle. Yeah, should I put?

Speaker 11 (01:30:59):
What?

Speaker 12 (01:31:00):
Should I post today's score? Yesterday it was four? I'll
text my daughter and son if I get it in one?

Speaker 6 (01:31:11):
You know, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Believe your girl.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Myrtle rhymes with wordle.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Does add that? You can add thistle spurtle. I'm going
to come up with a game a turtle with a
d yes. But it's all four letter words.

Speaker 9 (01:31:26):
If you guess the same word, if you use the
same start word every day, you never get it in one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Right, your start word is the word.

Speaker 10 (01:31:34):
I've gotten it in one three times.

Speaker 8 (01:31:36):
Maybe then you have to change yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
I switched it up.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Okay, I did a little.

Speaker 8 (01:31:41):
Getting it in one is basically just a guess.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
It's total dumb luck. Can you post?

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Can you share? Absolutely? I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
Can you imagine person sharing their way? We have to
get Josh played just so we can. I've got it
in one twice, Like Tom, you say, Okay, I've got
it in two twelve times, oh and three, I've got
one hundred and twenty six times.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
All right, I'm all for these kind of things. I
think working out your brain like this is fantastic, Yeah,
and even necessary.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
But yeah, I do the numbers.

Speaker 8 (01:32:18):
I do the thing, my thing. I'd rather do that
than the world or.

Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
You say.

Speaker 10 (01:32:26):
Well, I say, Vagina, you don't have a giant.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
That's way wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
You're way.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Christie. What's happening at the news desk?

Speaker 9 (01:32:35):
Well, Blummers across America are bracing for brown Friday this weekend?
Here you go, Tom Rodeover said, the day after Thanksgiving
consistently brings a fifty percent spike in service calls, making
it the busiest day of the year for the.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
We all know Tom has a scatological sense of would
you look at him?

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Look it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
It's like he's looking at a I want to know.
If you're driving down the road and you see a
road ruder van, do you wave?

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
There's the there's the wave?

Speaker 11 (01:33:06):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:33:07):
The company offered some helpful tips to get your plumbing
through this Thanksgiving weekend. Do not pour grease or turkey
drippings down drains. Never put stringy, fibrous or startsy waiste
down your garbage disposal. Run the disposal while feeding at
food scraps. Okay, do not flush wet wipes down toilets.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
We all know that unless it's not your house. Well, yeah,
I think that's I think that's the problem.

Speaker 9 (01:33:35):
Probably place plungers and trash cans in your guest bathrooms
to discourage it bad flushing habits, and spread out showers
and laundry loads to reduce strain on your plumbing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Do you have in your guest bathroom a plunger?

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
No, I do have a I have a trash ban.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
That's where I keep my plunger in the Yeah, but
I mean if you if you have company over, do
you want to get a look see at your.

Speaker 13 (01:34:00):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
Yeah, no, my my plunger is in a little house.
I was gonna say, there are some nicer, yeah, housings.
It's not just sitting there on the floor. There's a
little housing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Oh you have?

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
Is it from Toro?

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
The place we got our wallets? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
T O R R O chick turned me on. Do
you have like a nice Toro thing for your toilet plant?

Speaker 7 (01:34:21):
Of those things when you place it into the housing,
it covers it up very nice, like a clamshell.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
I heard this year this year, And.

Speaker 10 (01:34:30):
If you saw this. You read the paper over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
FEMA is going to be air dropping plunders in certain neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Well, that's that could be very courtesy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
You don't have a plunger in your guest bathroom?

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (01:34:44):
What are you gonna have your guests come out and go, hey,
I need No, I have a rule.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
You have to go.

Speaker 10 (01:34:49):
You gotta go outside. Following up my World War One
style he's.

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
Got Do you think there's anybody I'm sure there?

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
What am I saying?

Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
There's somebody who has big enough crowd and had portera
John's probably? I bet you're right man. Yeah, it's like
a big damn deal. Yeah, that would be what if
you have forty people?

Speaker 12 (01:35:08):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Yeah? Yeah, why don't you order a porter of port?

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
We're not doing the big one this year.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
That was last year.

Speaker 8 (01:35:15):
Who you got coming over?

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Just just a family?

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Are you doing your friends giving like you did last year?

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
That was the other night?

Speaker 10 (01:35:22):
But it wasn't at my house. Other night, wasn't it
my I wasn't my party.

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
I know, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
I know I'm not on the friends list. I wasn't
my party. I was a guest at someone else's.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
You for a while that I hovered at the top.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Yeah, but you're a fool and a fool's paradise.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
The karaoke.

Speaker 10 (01:35:39):
Karaoke, the friends, I don't know. I only only went
there for a quick drink and left.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Oh you beg to drink it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
I was just soda water.

Speaker 10 (01:35:51):
And then I tried to take a crap in their
toilet and stuck it up.

Speaker 13 (01:35:53):
Then.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Now there is a great gag for Thanksgiving. Are used
to be with the upper decker pat Yes I am,
I've heard it from you. What a classic.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Let me ask you this, Tom, if there was a
gravy boat shaped like a toilet, would you eat the
gravy out of it? Like I'm a little.

Speaker 10 (01:36:15):
Toilet for that wouldn't fly at my house these days.
There might might be a time it would have been
kind of funny. Does someone make a toilet shaped gravy boat?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
I would think for all the flowers out there, you
have to have a toilet shaped gravy boat.

Speaker 10 (01:36:29):
Oh, that'd be funny. I'm looking, Christy. You go to
your snooze'll find it.

Speaker 8 (01:36:35):
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Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
Yeah, there's a snack bowl. I don't see for the
office funny man. Yeah yeah, no, I.

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Don't see the gravy boat. But mister Oske, this may
be a shark tank baby, your ticket to shark tank.

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Coming up, Christy, what have you got over there?

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Coming up?

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We have the Baylor Pisser, We have the judge in
the Elvis wig.

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We have a sadly an all right in news today,
and we have a cat falling from the guy we'll
talk about.

Speaker 10 (01:39:05):
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Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
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Speaker 7 (01:39:12):
Hey, welcome back to the bobbit Tom Show. Christy Lee
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Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
At O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee.

Speaker 10 (01:39:40):
Something where I'm going to ask mister Oscy Wednesday to
revisit a piece that he did a week or so
ago that was so brilliant I need to hear it again.
One Oh the road right road rage off that one.
There's not an ounce of.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Fat on it. Diriginal I turned a whole off.

Speaker 8 (01:40:03):
Brilliant everything you said.

Speaker 13 (01:40:05):
And we can do it.

Speaker 10 (01:40:06):
We can do it in honor of the tenth birthday
of the construction zone that they're affecting you day in
and day Oh yes, yeah, added a year to my life.

Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
Well, I'm sure someone will. What do you expect out
of this when you complained about road repairs and things
like that? Do you expect them to call you and go, sorry, Tom,
we we didn't mean to get in you. This is proper, Okay, Tom.
We have to make repairs.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
We have to get the one in question. Yeah, I
know you.

Speaker 10 (01:40:30):
According to you, they just fixed it two years ago,
fixed it, they rebuilt it years old. An they're tearing
it up again. Who's the guy that planned that? Nice work?

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
There is some new stuff though that I look at
and go, oh that is going to be great. Yeah,
it's a shame I won't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Be alive to enjoy it. Yeah. I had someone write
me directly and was like who apparently does works on
road construction? And they were like, hey, how about you
drive around on some dirt roads and get back to us.

Speaker 10 (01:40:58):
I'm not completing plenty.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
How do you do?

Speaker 10 (01:41:01):
How do you have one that you just finished and
they're tearing it off.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
By the way, you can be against the war, but
support the troops.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
So that's what Jeff's doing against the hard working guyscheck right,
I'm talking about their bosses. Yeah, those guys are the Internet.

Speaker 7 (01:41:19):
I'm talking about the guy that designed it in such
a way that they spend one hundred million dollars building
an interchange and they're tearing it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
Up again, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
That's not the guy putting in the they.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Just built it.

Speaker 7 (01:41:29):
You don't know what there's I bet you there's a
guy over there making these decisions that would remind all
of us of you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
That's probably who's making all of these That's why I'm
here not there.

Speaker 9 (01:41:44):
Well, and you're talking about the one that leads directly
to yes, yes, that's reopened.

Speaker 10 (01:41:50):
By the way, Oh the exit you mean, yeah, the exits.
But if you're if you're south bound in the afternoon,
I was. I was south on the afternoon. I grew
new sideburns. No, so long, What do I do to
help with the traffic? Never leave my house. That's chick
and I don't have to go in the interstate. Thank goodness,

(01:42:12):
I say before we uh, hardly ever, you have a
little bit of something in the news, this is gonna
We're gonna need a chick McGee impression coming up a
morning at Chick.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Get ready, go ahead?

Speaker 8 (01:42:24):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
The inventor that died.

Speaker 9 (01:42:26):
Oh no, Bert Meyer, the inventor of rock em SOCCKEM Robots,
passed away. Gee, he was ninety nine years old.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
That guy must have been nineteen, you know, died from
gotta be some plastic caught in his throat.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Oh man, that is tough.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
That's not funny. The way to go?

Speaker 7 (01:42:48):
Just this guy should rock them Socker robot, blue Blitzer,
a Peabody, a Nobel.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
Why didn't he listen with some?

Speaker 9 (01:42:54):
In addition to rockam SOCCERM Robots Chick, which was first
produced in nineteen sixty four, mister Meyer also created Light Bright.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
But He's a bright light right now?

Speaker 8 (01:43:05):
A pretty pretty Princess board game.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
And The Pocket, The Secret Personal the Pocket.

Speaker 8 (01:43:14):
Catchphrase, A word guessing game and It's fun. Gooey Louie
I'm not familiar with.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
I'm not familiar with either.

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
I thought it was gooey Louise, is what I thought
it was.

Speaker 10 (01:43:25):
Yeah, I don't know what is is gooey Louie like
a jealousy Louie. Okay, we don't need to know. It's
sad to see him go. Great, a great, great sad
to see him go. We didn't even know he was living.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Yeah, the last decade was a little rough. That game. Yeah,
we had it for the kids. It's fun for minutes.
The brain goes up on picker winner Louis. Oh, yeah,
you pull a bogger and if you pull the right bugger,

(01:44:00):
his brain like pops off.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Okay, that's hilarious. His brain comes out of his nose.
He invented that. Yeah, okay, did okay, Well, we'll miss
your Burt. Did you ever have rock'm soccing robots?

Speaker 13 (01:44:13):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Everyone you did?

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
It was great? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:44:16):
I had light right, I didn't have I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Talking to you and your girl toys?

Speaker 8 (01:44:20):
Okay, light girl.

Speaker 1 (01:44:24):
The better do like you know when you walk into
the wake, how they have the little board? It better
be a light right with the hours? Yes, oh that
would be great in hall ce right is there?

Speaker 10 (01:44:37):
You know we talk about going back nostalgia with toys
and stuff. Did you ever have photo electric football?

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Of course I did.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
That was cool. Christy.

Speaker 10 (01:44:44):
You'd pick a play and there was like a light
bulb underneath this table and you'd put your offensive play on,
he'd put his defense on, and then you could see
if if the defense stopped where you're running.

Speaker 8 (01:44:54):
There weren't like little men on the board or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
No, there was a different one. There was the vibrating
thing where and.

Speaker 8 (01:45:02):
Yeah, I had a vibrant nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:45:04):
I took him forever to set it up, and then
after one play a buddy.

Speaker 7 (01:45:07):
Of mine, I'm going to say for three straight seasons
when we were like ten, eleven, twelve, he would get
the NFL schedule and recreate it with his electronic football
game at home and so stats.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
And the reason I bring it up is today's video
games of the NFL. Yeah, there they are. I mean
literally light years ahead of what we did back.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
In the day.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
You can change your players skin tone, absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:45:42):
And we would be remiss if we didn't mention that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
I don't want to be remiss.

Speaker 9 (01:45:47):
Guest of the show and comedian Mike Armstrong passed away
over the weekend, apparently of a heart attack.

Speaker 10 (01:45:53):
Mike had been dealing with a cancer diagnosis. I was
recovering and doing pretty well. I just had a communication
with him and sadly he had a heart attack. Over
the weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:46:03):
Yeah, very unexpected.

Speaker 10 (01:46:04):
He's he's a former police officer, a great stand up
just crowds loved him.

Speaker 8 (01:46:09):
And did a lot of Bob and Tom comedy toys.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
He was featured on our Comedy Central special. He's one
of those guys I would listen to off stage for
as long as I could.

Speaker 8 (01:46:19):
He's a storyteller.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
Loved visiting with him, endlessly entertaining.

Speaker 10 (01:46:25):
Yes, my favorite story was when he was a cop
and he thought there was some homeless guy sleep in
the street and he went and kicked up that guy
just jumped off that building.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Oh geez.

Speaker 7 (01:46:38):
But that was a lot of his stories were like that.
Some of the wildest stuff I've ever heard. Yeah, Uh,
I think want to we do a little bit of history.
We're talking about history of toys.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
Sure we have, Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Would you don't you think rock and soccer robots? Because
there's a red and a blue should.

Speaker 10 (01:46:58):
Be That's how we should That's why we should decide
in this election?

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Is it red and blue? I always I feel like
I had red and blue and the yellow.

Speaker 13 (01:47:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
Yeah, I think there should be at least one There
should be a three minute match in every presidential debate.
So the presidential debate isn't decided by it, but it's
part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
I think.

Speaker 13 (01:47:20):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:47:22):
And it's a lot smaller than, of course everything is.
But yeah, it's like half the size. I want to say,
that's the ones we had.

Speaker 8 (01:47:30):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
But it did make the noise when I do it again.
That's very good. We're looking for the actual sound, but
we can't.

Speaker 10 (01:47:36):
Okay, we have today in history. Happy birthday, Zachary Taylor.
You know that is Christy Zachary Taylor.

Speaker 8 (01:47:44):
Wasn't he a president?

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Very good?

Speaker 7 (01:47:45):
Oh, I thought it was one of the kids on
Tim Allen's show, Zachary Taylor Thomas.

Speaker 10 (01:47:50):
Yeah, anybody, Happy birthday? John Frolick. He invented gasoline powered tractor.

Speaker 13 (01:48:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
Oh, I think he invented the skipping in a meadow oldrolic?

Speaker 8 (01:48:06):
Oh sorry, John John Deere invented the tractor.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Yeah. Where was John Deere do?

Speaker 6 (01:48:13):
What was he doing?

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
Uh? Frolic was pre Ellis Island. He became John Deere. Yes, me,
I'll buy that. Is it possible? You don't know what
the hell you're talking about? No, it's right here on
my reading the side of the book.

Speaker 7 (01:48:29):
There's a book today in history. It was this huge
to every and they had to add pages.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
Here we go.

Speaker 10 (01:48:36):
Scott Joplin born in eighteen sixty eight, famous for the
what an entertainer wrote, the maple Leaf Rag after a
rough weekend with his Canadian girlfriend. The Big oh Oscar
Robertson born in the State of nineteen thirty eight. One
of the best of the best, and speaking of the best,
Pete Best born in nineteen forty one. The Brian dunkleman

(01:48:58):
of the Beatles. I think we determined. Yeah, the great
bass player, Donald duck Dunn.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
He was great.

Speaker 10 (01:49:05):
Hen he had that pipe, he had that pipe in
his mouth. Yeah, great player. Played with Steve Cropper. I
saw him, actually played basement with Eric Clapton one time.
Fantastic Lee.

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
Michaels.

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
Do you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
That's a great song, Michaels, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (01:49:26):
Was a one hit wonder right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
Fourteen he said her and Bobby was stepping out. Do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
He is an extraordinarily wealthy man. I believe now he's.

Speaker 10 (01:49:41):
Found Oh I thought it was Michael, but it was
none of those things. I was just reading about famous
recipe chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
Oh now, oh, this is a big day in history.

Speaker 8 (01:49:55):
Rich Young.

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
Michaels he was.

Speaker 10 (01:50:02):
He is a very successful restaurant tour Okay, no end,
Jack Ruby. On this day, Jack killed his old lunch
buddy le Oswalts.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
Yeah, you sure did. You're making jokes about that, but
they know each other.

Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
Look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
They By the way, did Ruby's family get the CIA money?
Who got who?

Speaker 11 (01:50:20):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
Because he got paid, but who I don't know who
got that?

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
dB Cooper hijacked plane in this state in nineteen seventy one.
That's that's one of the great mysteries.

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:50:32):
I wish they'd solve it though. That'd be There's a.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
Really fun documentary out there where like five different people
claim to know and they interview all of them, and
all other stories are somewhat credible.

Speaker 10 (01:50:41):
It's all really they find a bunch of the shredded
money in a river somewhere.

Speaker 7 (01:50:47):
You know what I would like I would like to
watch one of those document with Tom sitting next to
me making comments about all these That would be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
Yeah, there's a little no, no, nothing fake. They're all
like compelling stories. I think one is even like.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
A woman or something.

Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
Yeah, I think it was a woman something like that. Yeah. Oh,
or he became a woman in order to hide I
think that may have been itchick. You remember he changed
his sex.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Something like that. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:51:18):
So are you're saying, oh, it's so d B. Cooper
like I'm dB Cooper or something?

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
I think it wasn't Treat Williams in a movie about him.
I just sort of yep from back from back there.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
And uh.

Speaker 10 (01:51:34):
Lastly, Blondie releases the great album Parallel Lines in seventy eight?

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
Would you have made out with Deborah Harryry's gorgeous? Isn't
she eighty? Something like that? Would you have back in
seventy nine? So would you have You're just talking about
how you think she's pretty? Would you have made out
with her?

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:51:52):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
It depends. I mean that it'd have to be sort
of a consensual situation, John, unlike that was applied. You
realize attacking your back day a yes or no question.

Speaker 7 (01:52:06):
You have to realize how your inability to converse somewhat
hamstrings your radio presence.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
You have you have to understand that this is like
a dead end pal, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
Answer you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:52:21):
Answer is I'm just too much? I did?

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
Okay, listen, Yes, yes, I.

Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
Kind of get why he held back because he didn't
want to modesty. No, tis the season as we start
cranking it up. I'll be turning my Christmas lights on
on Thanksgivinggiving. Okay, but it's a big thing. Time to
do some shopping.

Speaker 8 (01:52:44):
Do you go outside and have this big.

Speaker 13 (01:52:48):
Gris and we have the wishbone. I want you to
wish for the lights to come on? Children and oh
there they are, isn't that? I wonder what they're.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Lighting their dirty socks.

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
Or something like that. Oh look look what we found
me killing time?

Speaker 1 (01:53:16):
Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (01:53:20):
That was the sound in the background there, rock and
talking robots. Yeah, that's what it says, is right there. Yeah,
you may not be getting it. I'm not getting it, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
Yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Yeah, that's you have it pretty much down.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
Thanks.

Speaker 13 (01:53:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
The reason I'm bringing up gift giving is because Steven
singer Jewlis is out there ready to rock with you.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
I need to talk to him.

Speaker 10 (01:53:42):
I got some and uh we've been talking about Steven
singer Jules because he's in support of our pigskin picks
competition and you can weigh in for Week thirteen beginning
after the Monday nighter.

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Speaker 10 (01:54:01):
Golden diamond prices are crazy high right now, gold I
believe is at its highest price in history. Lucky for you,
Steven's locked in his diamond studs at the old prices.

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Tom Show. Sencha Coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:55:14):
We have a lot of interesting things in the news,
including lady gladiators who apparently did their thing in the
uh in ancient rome topless. Plus, we have Elvis in
the news and a dead cat flying in the air.
It's all coming to you from the Aralioto part Studios

(01:55:34):
where this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):

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Reach us toll free at one eight eight eight Bob
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Speaker 7 (01:55:49):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance Newsday.

Speaker 8 (01:55:55):
He mischief guys so much.

Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
Welcome back, thank you, yeah, welcome back. But boy, that
can't be true. Josh Arnold.

Speaker 7 (01:56:08):
I I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's a cosby
Jeff Hosk.

Speaker 6 (01:56:12):
Did I say that?

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
Oh No, I'm Chick McGee and hello Tom Gras, Earth
to Tom, Sorry about it.

Speaker 10 (01:56:19):
Just doing some homework over what's happening?

Speaker 8 (01:56:22):
Don't Well, you're doing the homework. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:56:24):
You know, your homeworks? Getting away of the show. There,
But let's move forward here.

Speaker 11 (01:56:28):
We have.

Speaker 10 (01:56:31):
News at the news desk from the Silent Insurance Company.

Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
We have Christy Lee. What's happened?

Speaker 9 (01:56:35):
The Missouri judge who Warren Elvis Wig and often played
the late singers music in court, has agreed.

Speaker 8 (01:56:40):
To step down.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
Yes please.

Speaker 9 (01:56:43):
Judge Matthew Thornhill faces a sixth month unpaid suspension under
the deally reached with the state board to avoid a
disciplinary hearing. The Commission on Retirement, Removal and Discipline did
not say how long his behavior had been going on,
but said mister Thornhills Elvis references violated rules requiring a

(01:57:03):
judge to maintain quote, order and decorum and promote confidence
in the integrity of the judiciary.

Speaker 10 (01:57:09):
Well before I read the death sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
Did you see the building?

Speaker 8 (01:57:16):
Do you see this guy?

Speaker 13 (01:57:17):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:57:18):
If you have, you got to look it up. Mister
Thornhill said that he intended to add levity at times
when I thought it would help relax litigants, but now
I recognize this could affect the integrity and solemnity of
the proceedings.

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
Read the ver he's playing jail house rock?

Speaker 11 (01:57:35):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:57:37):
Is that a hint?

Speaker 9 (01:57:38):
The court file is sprinkled with photos of mister Thornhill
on the bench or opposing with staff in a plastic
Elvis wig and sunglasses. According to the Commission, mister Thornhill
routinely wore the wig in the courtroom around Halloween and
would offer people options on how they wanted to be
sworn in before testifying, including an option where he played

(01:58:02):
Elvis's music from his phone.

Speaker 10 (01:58:04):
Okay, I just found this picture, Christie. He's wearing a
it's the wig. It's a it's a plastic and it
goes up there you go eight inches?

Speaker 2 (01:58:14):
Yeah there you go. Look at that? You look at that?

Speaker 7 (01:58:16):
Yeah, Well he's he needs to be evaluated by a
psychiatric a team of men.

Speaker 9 (01:58:22):
Mister Thornhill also sometimes played songs while entering the courtroom.

Speaker 2 (01:58:29):
Oh, final countdown, Oh that's funny. Did you know, you
don't need a law agree to be a judge. That's insane.
What you don't need to be a have to have
the best law degree, but you don't have. In some states,
you don't have to be a even a lawyer to
be the coroner. You can just be anybody. Well, to

(01:58:52):
be a corner's fine if you study something. No, but
I mean you don't even have to do you have
to be a doc? I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (01:58:59):
You don't think so that's less worrisome to me. So
you're saying I could be a corner.

Speaker 2 (01:59:03):
Yes, that's less worrisome to me than being a judge
with no law degree.

Speaker 1 (01:59:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:59:07):
Yeah, at least the guy's already dead. You can't.

Speaker 7 (01:59:11):
I can't make it any worse, right unless I run
actually a fishing line from the lower lip.

Speaker 10 (01:59:16):
These days, I think having a law degree and being
an honest person sometimes don't go inside.

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
Let's just move.

Speaker 1 (01:59:24):
I hope on this guy's final day on the bench,
the bailiff comes up, covers him with a cape, and
he sneaks out.

Speaker 7 (01:59:33):
Would you say, Josh, his honor has left the Oh man,
I wonder what town in Missouri was it could have
been mine?

Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
Could have been yours.

Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
The only things come from there. I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
If I was a defendant and I was found guilty,
I would use this to get a new trial. Yeah,
for sure. You may ask why you're guilty, but I'll
tell you it's one for the money. He stole the.

Speaker 8 (01:59:57):
Show, just trying to find out what city.

Speaker 2 (02:00:05):
It was in for you till the lawyers a little
less conversation.

Speaker 9 (02:00:08):
He serves in Saint Louis. Okay, yeah, it just says
Saint Louis. I don't know if it's a suburb or.

Speaker 1 (02:00:14):
Rote him out. How was this allowed to go on
even two days? Like I would think after day one
they would be like, hey, we have a lunatic judge.
We need to have the bailiff look at the stenographer
and go who do we have to call? Yeah, yeah,
we got to stop this. Wow, I would you like
to be that stenographer too. It's just having the type.

(02:00:35):
You ain't nothing but.

Speaker 10 (02:00:38):
Every other sensus.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
Again.

Speaker 10 (02:00:43):
At the end of the Trilley takes a sweaty handkerchiefs
and passes him out to the jury area.

Speaker 2 (02:00:48):
Here keep that, honey.

Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
Why am I going to jail? Because you ain't nothing
but good choice?

Speaker 2 (02:00:56):
In the crime thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:00:58):
Well, that's my point kind of is he's dressed.

Speaker 8 (02:01:06):
Without the wig. He looks like a big goober.

Speaker 10 (02:01:11):
Coming up in the crime crime news. And this is
apparently a university or nationwide thing happening at various universities.
At Baylor, they've arrested this guy who called himself the
Baylor pisser.

Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
There is this is the thing, right jeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
Yeah, that's happening at both my kids schools. Well, weren't
you the Columbia crapper?

Speaker 13 (02:01:34):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
Walking around?

Speaker 7 (02:01:36):
That was not He told us that in confidence. Oh sorry, yes,
come on, I mean I was all for you know,
the Columbia Crapper goes all the way back to was
it Hamilton? No, no, no, I never did it in
Hamilton Hall. Out the windows of Carmel Hall nine O
nine B Carmen to shoot it right now. I bet
you got a nice spray with that when it hit

(02:01:57):
on the ground. Yeah, I bet that was nice.

Speaker 5 (02:02:01):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (02:02:01):
They're right one hundred and fourteenth.

Speaker 10 (02:02:04):
When we come, When we come back, we'll have things
dropping from the sky, among many other things and a
lot of interesting fish news.

Speaker 13 (02:02:12):
Uh.

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Speaker 7 (02:02:31):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hello,
she's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, chick,
gonna have a song this time?

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
Ready to go?

Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
And darn righty is? There's Jeff Hoske.

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
That's right, Hey, chick, I just got a text from
Ed Septik. Apparently he is zooming in tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (02:02:51):
No, kiddy's the word on the sanks. Josh Arnold night,
I hate Stephen Singers sidekicks you here.

Speaker 1 (02:02:59):
There's a.

Speaker 7 (02:03:01):
I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom,
A big movie weekend.

Speaker 8 (02:03:07):
Yeah, you went to see the Wicked movie.

Speaker 2 (02:03:09):
My girls both went to see it twice. Did they
also they enjoyed it?

Speaker 1 (02:03:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:03:14):
Yeah, Wicked for good one hundred and fifty million in
North America alone.

Speaker 7 (02:03:18):
I guess it was not reviewed favorably though from what well,
it grossed more than than the first one.

Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
It's going to hit a billion dollars, right, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:03:28):
So wow, all right.

Speaker 8 (02:03:30):
Women made up seventy one percent of ticket buyers.

Speaker 2 (02:03:33):
Yeah, my girls love that.

Speaker 7 (02:03:34):
Gay man made up twenty nine percent, and guys wanted
to get laid one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (02:03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:03:41):
The pretty much bad there it is. Did you go
at all time? No? I went to the first one,
and it's as you. I've learned to say this from you.
It's not meant for me.

Speaker 6 (02:03:50):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (02:03:51):
Yeah, and I love The Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 8 (02:03:52):
Sure, I just know it was meant for young girls.

Speaker 1 (02:03:55):
I think girls just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:03:57):
The Wizard of Oz is kind.

Speaker 9 (02:03:59):
Of are they k pop Demon Hunter watchers as far
as I know, not yet. Really, Well, that movie may
win an Oscar. It's actually been nominated because apparently they
did a couple of runs over the summer in Oscar
nominated cities, so they'll be able to Oh well, then
it's on Netflix.

Speaker 8 (02:04:17):
It's an animated feature.

Speaker 2 (02:04:19):
Yeah, it could possibly the most streamed movie in the
history of Netflix.

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (02:04:25):
Now, I had a chance the other day to talk
to a comedian actor Tim Allen, and Tim is still
doing stand up out there.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
On occasion.

Speaker 10 (02:04:34):
In fact, I talked to him I think was it Wednesday,
and the next day he was going to be recording
for Toy Story five. He said, yeah, I'll be doing
that tomorrow. And then I believe today he is in
New York with Tom Hanks, nice doing some stuff.

Speaker 8 (02:04:49):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (02:04:50):
Tim is an old friend of the show.

Speaker 10 (02:04:52):
He's been coming here since the Comedy Club days, and
he's going to be doing some live stand up. I'm
going to give him a couple plugs here. He'll be
in Boise, Idaho, Saturday, January tenth at the Morrison c
Then he'll be at the Bob Hope Theater in Stockton
Saturday February seventh, and also.

Speaker 2 (02:05:09):
He's going to do I Believe a Night in Vegas.
I want to say it's April eighteenth. That's also a
Saturday at the David Copperfield Theater at the MGM Grand Cool.

Speaker 10 (02:05:17):
Tim's a great stand up and of course he's famous
for the Toy Story movies and the Santa Claus and
Improvement Improvement Last Man's Standing. He's got a great new
sitcom called Shifting gears and it's we talk a little
bit about that. I'm not sure which clip this is,
but it was really fun talking. And I talked to
him for forty five minutes or so, and I think

(02:05:40):
he's talking a little bit about what he does in
his stand up back, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (02:05:45):
Were speaking with Tim out.

Speaker 10 (02:05:46):
I don't want to take any more of your time, Tim,
but I just had a real couple quick questions. You
mentioned Vinyl records when you and I were coming up,
you significantly more years after me. Was there an album
I know in my case it was the pre stained
Bill Cosby Great Stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:06:03):
Why is their air?

Speaker 10 (02:06:04):
And then Carl and Robert Klein? Yeah, Fire Sign Theater.
I loved Child of the Fifties.

Speaker 2 (02:06:11):
Did you have a couple of records you played ten
thousand times as you got your your love of doing
stand up and getting the courage?

Speaker 13 (02:06:17):
You know what that was?

Speaker 11 (02:06:18):
That was never my thing. You listened to comedy. I
like Bob Newhart. I liked everybody on Carson. That's my
whole focus. I love comics. Sitting there with Carson doing that,
especially when they sat across from him, I just, out
of nowhere was thinking he's got talking about albums that
it was music that was my thing, and I said
that I still have full house from the Jay Giles band,

(02:06:39):
and I still I was the promoter at my college
and I went down to see them at the Cinderella
Ballroom because somebody said, you go see Doctor Hook and
the medicine show was up front. The audience was booing
him off the stage. Jay Giles band came. They shot
that platinum album the Cinderella Ballroom, the full house at
the Cinderell Ballroom. I was there that night. I've never

(02:06:59):
had an experience like that, where all of a sudden
the concert was over. Everybody's drenched in sweat, and I went,
what the hell just happened? That was the most electric
rock and roll whatever Jay Giles band is doing that was.
And I still have full house posters everywhere, and I'm
still a huge fan. But that comedy was not my
I never listened to comedy albums.

Speaker 2 (02:07:20):
Really, it's interesting. It's interesting. Peter Wolf's got a book out.
I read last year. It's a very artsy, fartsy he
almost he went, he just.

Speaker 11 (02:07:28):
Did a Jordan Klepper is my cousin, her son, and
he Peter Wolf went and did his I think his
podcast or something. But my cousin sent me a picture
of him holding that album, and he go send it
to me. Why did you come? My cousin's husband and
my cousin's I don't know what they call it, second

(02:07:49):
cousin or second nephew. But Jordan Klepper, that whole family
got real tight with Peter Wolf, and I said, what
a freaking album.

Speaker 10 (02:07:56):
Yeah, blow your face out. It isn't bad either. All
those Jay Guiles band albums are great.

Speaker 11 (02:08:00):
I just don't know what they I still don't know.
But for that guy dances better than anybody ever. He's
a Michael Jackson dancer or probably can't move now but
is at the time.

Speaker 10 (02:08:10):
Our guest is Tim Allen, and I know mister Allen
has a lot to do. I didn't want to mention
once again. The live shows.

Speaker 2 (02:08:16):
You get to see him Crack the Egg at the
Morrison Center in Boise Saturday January tenth, and then Saturday
February seventh at the bob O Theater in Stockton, and
then you are going to be in Vegas. I want
to say mid April.

Speaker 11 (02:08:28):
Mid April to MGM, We're working. I just got you down.
I don't know the nights right now because they're just
working it out, but we'll be back in Vegas.

Speaker 10 (02:08:34):
I want to say one last thing. I saw Tim
back in the days. It might have been pre grunt Tim.
Tim Allen and a lot of guys are getting up
there in Hawaiian shirt. It's along kind of a sloppy
Mister Allen got on stage in a beautiful suit. And
I can remember I've only seen three or four legit
standing ovations at comedy clubs. At the end of Tim's set,

(02:08:55):
the fans rocketed out of their seats. I mean they
left the other guy so was the late great Dennis Wolfburg.
People saw something and then went, I have never seen
this before. And that's how Dennis was, and that's how
Tim Allen was and is. And I guess I should
ask if it's okay if I ask about Toy Story five?
Is that all top secret?

Speaker 11 (02:09:16):
It's hat we are, believe it or not. I'm doing tomorrow.
I'm doing another five hour session Hanks, and I'm going
to see Tom in New York this week for see
a show in New York. And he and I talked.
He said it's brilliant. He's doing his side of it.
It's all. It's very different that they came up with
a idea because they get all this crap like why

(02:09:38):
are they doing It's just to make money, and of
course it is to make money. However that if they
hadn't come up with a cool story, they wouldn't have
done it. And it's all about Jesse. She's troubled and
has to gather the toys up, and people don't play
with toys anymore because kids are on their screens. That's
kind of the overview. Some of the funniest stuff in there.

(02:09:59):
I hope I never know, Oh they use my advelopes
or not. But there's a there's a B story where
there's a whole bunch of buzz toys that got lost
and a plane plane went down, So there's about one
hundred buzz toys everywhere that got lost, and so there's
one hundred of me in a B story that are
all talking to each other. That's pretty darn funny. Those movies, Oh,
it's very very inventive. Those movies are absolutely brilliant. They

(02:10:22):
are wonderful. My favorite movie of all time Toy Story two.

Speaker 2 (02:10:26):
But the rest of them are also very good.

Speaker 1 (02:10:27):
Mister Allen.

Speaker 2 (02:10:28):
Hey Tim, it's great seeing you again. Thanks for your
time anytime. You're more than welcome to call and waste half.

Speaker 11 (02:10:32):
An hour as we grow all together, because we're the
same age you've keep.

Speaker 2 (02:10:36):
Saying, Okay, that's that's a lot. You're much much more
Hanson with a lot more here.

Speaker 1 (02:10:39):
Thank you, Tim, great pleasure.

Speaker 2 (02:10:41):
Thanks. We're gonna we'll post the whole interview, not often
to get to your Tom interrupt himself. Yeah I like that. Sorry,
all right, I don't know there was no hot cure,
but yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:10:51):
That'll be posted on our YouTube page tonight at eight o'clock.
Check out. We have a new video every night at
eight o'clock all our YouTube all right channel.

Speaker 7 (02:11:01):
I believe it's called the eight o'clock Eastern Standard.

Speaker 1 (02:11:04):
Time Video, isn't it?

Speaker 10 (02:11:05):
Yes, sir, Yes, And Jeffrey Oske, we're going to get
you to revisit your rant from a couple of weeks ago,
coming up on Wednesday, Yes, sir, very excited about that.

Speaker 2 (02:11:17):
Was that was just wonderfully funny.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
Now.

Speaker 10 (02:11:21):
Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance News desk.

Speaker 2 (02:11:23):
We've got a quick story we can get in here, What.

Speaker 1 (02:11:24):
Do you got?

Speaker 9 (02:11:25):
A motorist in western North Carolina escaped injury when the
carcass of a cat crashed through her front windshield in
a caul to nine one one. The unidentified driver on
US Route seventy four told a dispatcher a bald eagle
dropped a cat. The woman said, the dead feline absolutely
shattered her windshield.

Speaker 2 (02:11:45):
Man, it's pretty amazing.

Speaker 8 (02:11:48):
I saw the video of that.

Speaker 13 (02:11:49):
I mean.

Speaker 10 (02:11:52):
That's climate change. Yeah, So instead of ranting cats and dogs,
it's just right a cats.

Speaker 2 (02:11:59):
We got do something so we can get more dogs
as well. I gotta get gotta get both of them.

Speaker 1 (02:12:06):
Sorry.

Speaker 12 (02:12:07):
And the cats on the wind shild is the eagle
flu drop that dead cat right on you? How you're
gonna drive? What you're gonna do with that cat guts
obscuring your view?

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
I was so close. That's a tongue twister at the end.

Speaker 2 (02:12:25):
There it's something.

Speaker 1 (02:12:26):
I loved it again.

Speaker 2 (02:12:29):
That's that's the end.

Speaker 12 (02:12:30):
Okay, No, no, I screwed up. And the cat's on
the windshield? Is the eagle flew enunciate? Drop that dead
cat ride on you? How you're going to drive? What
you're gonna do with the cat cuts, obscuring your view.
Man with the cat guts, obscuring your view.

Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
There you go, love, wait for it enough, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:13:03):
Let's you know.

Speaker 10 (02:13:03):
Coming up, we have topless gladiators, ladies, lady gladiators. They
did there this This was a thing back in the day.
Plus we have the headline is Baylor pisser unenrolled. This
is a thing going across the country. Universities. Guys are
posting a whole videos about peeing all over their campuses

(02:13:26):
and yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll find out what happened there.
We've been talking a lot late surprise lately about annuities
here on the Bob and Tom Show. And annuities are
all about having money in your future when it's time
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(02:13:47):
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Now I've learned about the twenty percent bonus from a
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Speaker 2 (02:14:50):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 10 (02:14:51):
Coming up Naked Roman, not an orgy, but out there
in the ring topless, We're gonna find out what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:14:59):
Ain't you?

Speaker 1 (02:15:00):
Whoa?

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
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it is it is. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick guitar,
they're ready. Oh yeah, there's Christy Lee. Hey, she's at
the Silac Insurance News desk. There's Jeff Hoske, Hey man,
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Speaker 1 (02:15:44):
There we go.

Speaker 10 (02:15:44):
Sorry, Hello Chick McGee, Yes, sir, thank you. We have
a bunch of stories involving the urinary tract.

Speaker 2 (02:15:51):
Oh that's what I p out of you.

Speaker 13 (02:15:53):
I know.

Speaker 10 (02:15:54):
That's why that we have these stories in the new Tricks.
I was just a Disney World Christy didn't give you
this one. But a guy from Washington, d c. Was
arrested in banned from Disney World after he was caught
urinating off a bridge there. A Disney cast member spotted
the guy peeing on the pedestrian bridge at Disney Springs that.

Speaker 2 (02:16:17):
Quote that was supposed to be Mickey, but I have
bronk eyes, thank you.

Speaker 10 (02:16:23):
But here's the worst part is hell, the cast member
reported the man's quote shorts were pulled all the way
down and she clearly observed his male member being exposed.

Speaker 2 (02:16:33):
Come on, yeah, yeah, that's no good. Yeah, that's EPCOT behavior.

Speaker 13 (02:16:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:16:39):
No drinking around the world's universal.

Speaker 7 (02:16:44):
Or splash splash mountain if you're down below h yikes, Okay,
cut it out.

Speaker 2 (02:16:49):
Okay now, but you had did you have the one
that I gave you to?

Speaker 9 (02:16:51):
Baylor University police in Texas have identified a student known
as the Baylor Pisser. According to the Baylor Lariat, the
freshman ran an anonymous account posting videos of himself urinating
on campus. All right, and according to Jeff osc this
is happening on campuses all across the country. Once identified
as the suspect, the student reportedly told police he had used.

Speaker 8 (02:17:11):
A water bottle to fake the videos.

Speaker 9 (02:17:15):
Or on one occasion, there is no way, Though police
chose not to pursue criminal charges. The student has been
unenrolled at the university.

Speaker 2 (02:17:23):
Why do you say there's no Why is there no way?

Speaker 1 (02:17:26):
Why bother?

Speaker 11 (02:17:27):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:17:27):
In fact, I've heard that some of these are water
bottle they're just they're on their social media pranks.

Speaker 10 (02:17:33):
Yeah, you might as well just take a leak.

Speaker 2 (02:17:36):
I mean you're there. Yeah, so he admitted one time
he said it was here.

Speaker 8 (02:17:43):
Yeah huh, but he's not at the university anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:17:47):
Well, yeah, that would be. But this is a thing.

Speaker 1 (02:17:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:17:49):
Dozens of accounts have been created anonymously labeling themselves as
university pissers at campuses nationwide.

Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
I see, yeah, I just love the headline, the Taylor pisser.

Speaker 1 (02:18:01):
Hm hm wow. What's Baylor? A good school for.

Speaker 2 (02:18:07):
Everything? For excellent.

Speaker 7 (02:18:08):
They've got a pretty decent athletics program. Waco Texas they've
got yeah, oh that's where.

Speaker 2 (02:18:17):
The branch Davidians were.

Speaker 9 (02:18:19):
Know that Joanna Gaines's husband, Chip Chip, I think they live, Yeah,
I think they do.

Speaker 2 (02:18:26):
Steve Martin's from Waco, Texas.

Speaker 3 (02:18:28):
What what?

Speaker 1 (02:18:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:18:29):
I think Steve Martin really is from Waco, Texas. That
is from Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (02:18:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:18:37):
He was born in I thought he worked at Waco,
Texas Disneyland as a kid. How did he commute from Waco,
Texas a Los Angeles Josh, think about it, moron.

Speaker 2 (02:18:48):
I'll uh look at this. He was born in Waco,
Texas your efforts. That's interesting, stance.

Speaker 1 (02:18:58):
Family moved there from the hospital.

Speaker 2 (02:19:00):
Uh kick.

Speaker 9 (02:19:04):
Scientists are working to create space food out of astronaut urine,
and we'll test the innovation on the International space Now.

Speaker 2 (02:19:11):
Now that's a test pilot.

Speaker 8 (02:19:13):
According to space dot Com, the Europeans remark.

Speaker 2 (02:19:17):
All right, I'm still mad about this old Steve Martin.
You're really born in Waco?

Speaker 1 (02:19:21):
Texts Yes, yeah, they left the hospital.

Speaker 2 (02:19:24):
And when I say something, I try to make sure
it's true.

Speaker 8 (02:19:30):
Watch I've fired.

Speaker 2 (02:19:32):
I guess nothing else over here. Not really, I'm always
busing Steve Martin born in Portland, Oregon. Not true at all.

Speaker 1 (02:19:38):
That's a different Steve Martin. I got mart.

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
It's a relatively common name. I think this certainly could be.

Speaker 9 (02:19:49):
According to space dot Com, the European Space Agency is
testing the powdered protein called solian as part of its
new project.

Speaker 1 (02:20:00):
S O L E.

Speaker 10 (02:20:00):
I N You think they would pick a name that
wasn't like soilent green right.

Speaker 9 (02:20:05):
Part of a new project hoby wand which stands for
hydrogen oxidizing Bacteria in weightlessness as a source of nutrition.

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
Oh god.

Speaker 9 (02:20:15):
Protein is made from microbes, air, and electricity through a
gas fermentation process.

Speaker 2 (02:20:19):
Of course, you know the food it's going to be Christmas.

Speaker 9 (02:20:26):
On Earth, ammonia serves as a nitrogen source for protein synthesis,
but in space.

Speaker 2 (02:20:31):
No one can hear you scream.

Speaker 9 (02:20:32):
The source will be urea, an organic compound found in
urine ury.

Speaker 1 (02:20:46):
I smell.

Speaker 2 (02:20:47):
Okay time that's uh so they'll have to do they
does it turn into they're making it into a powder appair.

Speaker 10 (02:20:56):
It's just like water World. You're going to be able
to drink it as water. So it's like it's like
kool aid. I hope to god it's not yellow.

Speaker 1 (02:21:04):
What's not like cool aid?

Speaker 2 (02:21:05):
Yeah, it's a powder.

Speaker 1 (02:21:06):
It's powder. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:21:07):
It sprinkle it on eggs.

Speaker 1 (02:21:09):
I mean, I'm just maybe mixing. Well, I haven't had
any and I want more.

Speaker 10 (02:21:14):
You know, makes these turd burgers taste better.

Speaker 1 (02:21:16):
It's a little turd burgers.

Speaker 7 (02:21:20):
There's gotta be with a name like turd burgers, it's
gotta be good. You know how good it would have
to be man to overcome that name.

Speaker 2 (02:21:28):
Have any of these turd burgers? O? Man, they're so good.

Speaker 1 (02:21:32):
It's like smuckers.

Speaker 7 (02:21:34):
You know the cheese curds though those are good, yeah,
despite their their unfortunate name.

Speaker 1 (02:21:39):
Cheese curds.

Speaker 8 (02:21:40):
Cheese curds like turds, goofy.

Speaker 10 (02:21:42):
Well is the is the is the urine powder? Then
you drink it as I'm unclear of I would think you.

Speaker 7 (02:21:51):
You just set it next to your arm and osmosis
takes over you, sucking in through your.

Speaker 2 (02:21:57):
I mean it's like I said, you put it out.

Speaker 8 (02:22:01):
That's all the information I have.

Speaker 2 (02:22:06):
Been making cheese whizz, no container containing less wiz. I
love cheese whiz.

Speaker 1 (02:22:14):
What about you? You would your white?

Speaker 13 (02:22:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:22:17):
That which is what I remarked, Which is the one
that is in the squirter? That's easy cheese Okay, Yeah,
a Jarros really screwed that up.

Speaker 7 (02:22:31):
They tried to hook on to cheese whiz is star.
But I have never had cheese whiz as far as
cheese whiz boy, we.

Speaker 1 (02:22:41):
Used to have.

Speaker 2 (02:22:41):
My grandma would make cheese whiz filled celery. Oh yeah,
some sort of and and I'm the white oh dude,
yeah yeah, but you said you liked it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
I never liked it.

Speaker 2 (02:22:54):
You never liked it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
No, I didn't like you.

Speaker 2 (02:22:56):
Have you ever done the peanut, butter, cell everything, cree cheese.

Speaker 1 (02:23:01):
Mother would do like a pimento spread, you know what,
that's what she would do. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:23:06):
Have you ever seen Tom eat a piece of celery?

Speaker 7 (02:23:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:23:10):
Have you ever heard Tom grow in the next room
and sounds a little like a little bit like this
celery there?

Speaker 6 (02:23:21):
Tom?

Speaker 12 (02:23:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:23:23):
Yeah, thought up? Celery and tuna salad?

Speaker 1 (02:23:25):
Forget about it?

Speaker 2 (02:23:26):
Just delicious, perfect nice.

Speaker 7 (02:23:28):
Crown chicken salad, yeah, or ney on celery yeah yeah,
oh in the chicken salad or eating out of celery?

Speaker 2 (02:23:36):
Oh, either one. It's good. You ever eat out a
good piece of celery tongue?

Speaker 6 (02:23:39):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (02:23:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:23:40):
But your face?

Speaker 2 (02:23:42):
The one thing every time I have it, I say,
I've got to have more of those those water chestnuts,
always deliciously. I never think to get.

Speaker 1 (02:23:48):
Those water chestnuts and tasteless.

Speaker 2 (02:23:51):
They don't taste like anything. You are right, It's more
about great texture.

Speaker 7 (02:23:57):
It's more about the text, the explanations in the name
water truest unch.

Speaker 8 (02:24:03):
How those grow by the way?

Speaker 2 (02:24:04):
I no, no, you know what you have when you
have not on your chest? Probably a.

Speaker 10 (02:24:11):
Saturday night appliable boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (02:24:14):
I guess all right, Christie's right down Christie's down.

Speaker 1 (02:24:18):
Can we move on? Okay?

Speaker 13 (02:24:20):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (02:24:20):
Historians say there are several lines of evidence to suggest
there were female gladiators in ancient Rome. According to Live Science,
the female gladiators were much rarer, of course, than their
male counterparts, aren't we. From What He Is Now Turkey depicts.

Speaker 1 (02:24:36):
So, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (02:24:37):
Wait a minute, I've been doing that for years. You
guys have chosen to go with Thomas Dolby and I'm so,
I'm out.

Speaker 1 (02:24:43):
Yeah, you're out. Well that sounds more all right, let
him do it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:46):
I want to say that it was not my call,
it was our producer's call.

Speaker 7 (02:24:51):
But well, he tends to overproduce. Wait a minute, but
Tom Tom has veto. I think, yeah, let's go with
you doing it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:59):
So scientists are what artwork?

Speaker 9 (02:25:01):
From What is Now Turkey depicts two bare breasted female
gladiators holding shields and swords with the stage names Amazon
versus a Killer.

Speaker 7 (02:25:10):
Yeah, that's the great thing about the story. They had
stage names. First gladiator.

Speaker 9 (02:25:15):
Professor Alfonso Mignanas at the University of California Tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (02:25:19):
Told Live Science.

Speaker 9 (02:25:23):
Tomorrow forget that the earliest source to mention female gladiators
was Nicholas of Damascus, who wrote that the women who
were selected to fight were not the strongest or most skilled, of.

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
Course, not were they the huge bubus the most beautiful exactly.

Speaker 9 (02:25:42):
Doctor Manana said female gladiators were likely told to not
wear helmets so that their faces could be seen by
the audience. He suspects they would have been prohibited from
fighting to the death, though noting none of the written
sources mentioned that a female gladiator died.

Speaker 2 (02:25:58):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:26:01):
Hard.

Speaker 10 (02:26:03):
What's the guy that name that makes those movies?

Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
Scott?

Speaker 13 (02:26:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
I mean, come on, Ridley, Yeah, why not step up
Lady Air three with Sydney Sweeney. Oh yeah, Ariolis Maximus.

Speaker 1 (02:26:15):
I think it's just nice that there was a time
in history where it actually paid off to be an
uga mug as a woman. Yeah, you didn't have to fight,
Yeah right.

Speaker 8 (02:26:24):
You didn't have to fight.

Speaker 2 (02:26:25):
It isn't wasn't an antrum? Didn't this that where they
had tittis Maximus?

Speaker 1 (02:26:29):
I believe so? Yeah, no, Tom, what you know?

Speaker 7 (02:26:36):
You you shrunk back in horror when I announced earlier
this morning. Yes, and oh we have another special edition
ladies and gentle Tom. Well, it's often been accused of
being a stranger to our world. Some would say an
alien stranger in a strange land. That's right, there's another

(02:26:56):
edition of an alien on Earth on now for the
alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

Speaker 10 (02:27:05):
One are my early recipes. A can of Campbell's Cream
of Mushroom soup and noodles and a can of tuna
fish wonderful, who just discovered things?

Speaker 2 (02:27:19):
Here's that pause, he he whites for someone else to go,
My god, that must be great.

Speaker 6 (02:27:26):
To castro.

Speaker 1 (02:27:27):
You don't like to a noodle cast around?

Speaker 11 (02:27:29):
I don't know all like it.

Speaker 6 (02:27:30):
We all grew up with it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:32):
Nobody likes it. It's a joke. It's a line. Jeffrey,
you're you're handy with tools.

Speaker 10 (02:27:37):
Do you ever take you ever take the burns of
Madic torch into the kitchen and then you scorch the
top of it so you get that crunchy part.

Speaker 2 (02:27:43):
The oven does that, The broiler does nobody, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:27:48):
Cruse chefs.

Speaker 10 (02:27:48):
Every cool chef has a burns of Matican sure for
like crember let and stuff. Mister I'm in, I'm in,
I'm in my trailer with my burns of Mattic on
my tune.

Speaker 2 (02:28:02):
A new trailer. Oh but I think that's a fascinating
story about ancient Rome.

Speaker 8 (02:28:12):
It seems like it would not surprise. It does not surprise.

Speaker 2 (02:28:17):
It was what struck me the most about the when
they said they literally have stage names.

Speaker 8 (02:28:22):
That's well, didn't regular gladiators have stage Yes?

Speaker 10 (02:28:26):
Yeah, but I mean the fact that they're like, you know,
Mercedes and Galaxy, the like today's strippers. That wouldn't be
cool if it was one of them name Mercedes. That
would prove time travel exists.

Speaker 7 (02:28:38):
Hmmish brewer, that was another alien remark that would prove time.

Speaker 10 (02:28:45):
Oh yeah, you've seen the thing with the guy in
the cell phone walking by the horses.

Speaker 1 (02:28:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:28:50):
A Scottish brewer plans to open a one and fifty
year old bottle of beer originally found during an Arctic
expedition in order to create a modern version. According to
the BB, you see the original Allsops Arctic Ale was
bottled in Burton upon Trent for Sir George Nire's and
trotters when he set out for the North Pole in
eighteen seventy five. Samuel also up and Sons and Burton

(02:29:13):
upon Trent designed the beer for sailors and during temperatures
as low as minus forty degrees fahrenheit, and it had
an alcohol strength of about nine percent.

Speaker 1 (02:29:22):
Ooh.

Speaker 9 (02:29:22):
The beer was said to resist freezing because of its
unfermentable sugars, and it had six times the calorie content
of conventional.

Speaker 2 (02:29:33):
So is it so they have a have one bottle?
But obviously that would be undrinkable presumably, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:29:41):
But they planned to work with Allsops Brewery to produce
a new brew dubbed Innis and Gun eighteen seventy five
Arctic Ale. So apparently they're going to try to recreate
what was already found.

Speaker 2 (02:29:52):
Because beer gets skunked pretty quick. What's the shelf life
of them?

Speaker 9 (02:29:57):
Well?

Speaker 8 (02:29:57):
Remember that buboniser. Didn't they used to date their beer something,
wasn't that?

Speaker 12 (02:30:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:30:02):
Born on date? So I don't know. I'm not a
big beer drinker, so I don't know much about it.

Speaker 2 (02:30:07):
Okay, it'll be interesting to see how it tastes.

Speaker 5 (02:30:09):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (02:30:10):
I always like the ones where they're doing the beer
based on various yeast. Remember the one thing got from
the adult film stars?

Speaker 8 (02:30:21):
Oh boy oh from their vaginas?

Speaker 2 (02:30:27):
Yeah, weren't they from like a pap It was, Yeah,
that they did.

Speaker 8 (02:30:30):
They the ladies.

Speaker 10 (02:30:34):
I think I think the word is swab from the
pack to the I would hope they don't have to scrape.

Speaker 2 (02:30:40):
Oh look, it's kind of crispy. They're gladys.

Speaker 7 (02:30:42):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (02:30:42):
Maybe it's a lot of activity down there.

Speaker 3 (02:30:45):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:30:45):
Okay, would you like a soap of my path? Smear?
I p a.

Speaker 6 (02:30:52):
You know what?

Speaker 8 (02:30:52):
Those great with beer?

Speaker 2 (02:30:56):
Yeah, Paps, yes, of course.

Speaker 8 (02:30:58):
Oh, steak goes great with beer.

Speaker 1 (02:31:00):
You're absolutely right to hear me talk about steak.

Speaker 2 (02:31:04):
Was there a doctor Pap?

Speaker 1 (02:31:05):
I'm sorry, did he come up with never mind?

Speaker 12 (02:31:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:31:08):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (02:31:09):
Yeah, maybe right, doctor Rudolph Pap?

Speaker 1 (02:31:14):
Is there a cream cheese?

Speaker 10 (02:31:18):
This isn't wait a minute, is there a cream cheese?

Speaker 2 (02:31:21):
What that's that's known as a smear? Yeah, that's that's different.

Speaker 7 (02:31:27):
Oh I see, I see, Okay, all right, you'll allow
Joseph Pap of course, the Shakespeare and Shakespeare in the Park,
and he invented the a rare a rare head of
a sexual college years back in New York.

Speaker 2 (02:31:43):
That is obscure. You know, it is the.

Speaker 1 (02:31:46):
Shame. Oh I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (02:31:51):
Okay? How long is does brun kind has last? The
rest of my life?

Speaker 1 (02:31:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:31:55):
Am I just now sick.

Speaker 7 (02:31:56):
You're a lot better than you were, right, yeah, right, right, no, no,
this is this is right now, this is as good
as you're ever ever going to feel here on out.

Speaker 10 (02:32:06):
I tell it, Josh, I'm gonna give you a break
herecause no you can't talk. I'm gonna tell about Omaha Steaks.

Speaker 1 (02:32:10):
Please do, thank you.

Speaker 10 (02:32:11):
It's the season for outdoor grilling. Nothing could be better
than steaks, Omaha steaks. I do this, and I'm not
just saying it.

Speaker 5 (02:32:18):
I do it.

Speaker 10 (02:32:18):
I've already set my first batches out. But so I
was getting for my brothers and for my friends, for
a lot of our comedian friends from out of town,
I'll send them a case of Omaha steaks because they
don't want to tie. They don't want some stupid thing
that I'm going to put my picture on. No, they
want something they're really gonna.

Speaker 7 (02:32:35):
Enjoy, which would, of course be a case of Omaha
Steaks USDA Certified tender steaks, Juicy burgers.

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and they've got the sizzle all the way. Sale right now,
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holiday magic, of course comes in the box. And as
I've pointed out many times because I'm an idiot, yeah,
the box has all that foam and stuff around it.

Speaker 2 (02:33:20):
So the Steaks arrived.

Speaker 1 (02:33:21):
It's a cooler.

Speaker 2 (02:33:22):
It's thank you very much, Joe, Thank you. I knew
you could. You could be some some assistance, So share
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They've been around for a long time because they do
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Speaker 9 (02:36:19):
Scientists report that shouting at seagulls could prevent the birds
from stealing your food.

Speaker 2 (02:36:25):
See I told you, yeah, Chick is a seagull shouter.

Speaker 9 (02:36:28):
For the study, researchers put a closed tupperware box of
fries on the ground, and once a goal approach, they
either played a recording of a male voice shouting no,
stay away, that's my food, or the same voice speaking
those words, or the neutral bird song of a robin.
The experiment was designed to show that physical violence is

(02:36:51):
not necessary to scare off goals.

Speaker 2 (02:36:53):
You see, chick, you can put the golf club down.

Speaker 8 (02:36:56):
You can just scream at them.

Speaker 7 (02:36:58):
I would hit one so hard, just separated body from.

Speaker 2 (02:37:00):
Can you do they mention specific expletives?

Speaker 8 (02:37:04):
What to scream at them?

Speaker 1 (02:37:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:37:05):
No, a dick bird, Get the hell out of here.

Speaker 8 (02:37:10):
Why they do look at you like, hey, I'm entitled
to this.

Speaker 2 (02:37:14):
I love seagulls.

Speaker 1 (02:37:15):
They are so.

Speaker 2 (02:37:16):
Yes, they are the Tom Griswold, They really are.

Speaker 1 (02:37:20):
They are funny.

Speaker 2 (02:37:21):
They're strutting around. They think they invented.

Speaker 10 (02:37:23):
The the ones at Epcotcott. Yeah, when you're walking into
the those.

Speaker 8 (02:37:28):
R animatronic those aren't real birds.

Speaker 10 (02:37:30):
But they're cool. They're talking and they're.

Speaker 2 (02:37:33):
What are they saying? Oh from Nemo? Yeah that's what
you know. I boy love animals all you do. Yeah,
you ever watched the Muppets?

Speaker 1 (02:37:44):
That's what you just said.

Speaker 7 (02:37:48):
No, but real seagulls meaning based in reality. See, if
you're run, real seagulls means you're in your boats. That's
a good thing, right, isn't it weird when you see
a seagull that's like nowhere near a body of water. Yes,
you know what happened here?

Speaker 9 (02:38:00):
I guess they go on vacation to seagulls shouldn't be
at a lake. That'd be a lake goal, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (02:38:06):
George Carl's got a four minute honko on.

Speaker 10 (02:38:12):
I like the fact that you think this is a
scientific experiment. So somebody and they they had to write
up the thing. We're gonna get some tuper word. Then
we're going to go to McDonald's and buy some French fries.
These people are thinking.

Speaker 7 (02:38:23):
What about what about Jewish people are named SEAgel? You
think they get upsets?

Speaker 2 (02:38:29):
The great, the great actor George Saget. I wouldn't call
him a great actor, but are you kidding?

Speaker 12 (02:38:34):
He was?

Speaker 7 (02:38:35):
He was there King Ratt, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was
all just God, George is great.

Speaker 10 (02:38:47):
I wanted to do I always wanted to do a band,
a cover band, the Flock of Seagulls. It was this
guys named SEAgel. So there's George that that would that
would play with the Broadway show Cats.

Speaker 2 (02:38:58):
K Siagel, wasn't he Roberts? Okay, I know more than you.

Speaker 8 (02:39:09):
The City of Ottawa intends to euthanize. That's what they used.
The term a mind blowing number of invasive goldfish.

Speaker 10 (02:39:16):
According to officials, euthanized goldfish very large toilet.

Speaker 1 (02:39:22):
They use the term mind blowing.

Speaker 9 (02:39:24):
Yeah, a mind blowing number of invasive goldfish. According to
city staff, they've removed about five thousand dead goldfish from
the stormwater pond in the Central Park neighborhood back in March.
The city has since found about five hundred to one
thousand new goldfish in the same pond. Experts say they
number is really an under They underestimate the scale of
the invasion.

Speaker 10 (02:39:44):
So are goldfish the bunny rabbits of the sea.

Speaker 9 (02:39:49):
Apparently they, According to officials, they're required to euthanize all
invasive fish captured in stormwater ponds.

Speaker 2 (02:39:57):
You're missing an opportunity.

Speaker 1 (02:39:59):
Oh really, big ping pong bumper?

Speaker 10 (02:40:01):
Yeah, get big or ten thousand ping pong balls and
sell to the state fair people.

Speaker 1 (02:40:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:40:08):
Yeah, if you've seen any of these goldfish though some
of them are you know, they're they can be massive,
four feet long.

Speaker 1 (02:40:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:40:14):
How much do you think they pay for goldfish? Well,
I know goldfish is up.

Speaker 7 (02:40:18):
Oh yeah, it's a record. That might be the highest
they've ever been. Yeah, silverfish still wait low, they don't
make a bronze fish.

Speaker 2 (02:40:28):
Oh, thank you, George Carl actually.

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