The BOB & TOM Show - November 25, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
You loved it so much you've asked for more. The
Bob and Tom Show probably presents the sounds of Thanksgiving
a second helping. Oh, you'll meet your niece's new boyfriend
also Trent.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It sure plans after you finished school.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Dude, I'm just throwing myself into my music.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I just bought this dope ass van, so I plan
on hitting the road with your niece.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
And my band. And your band's name again is.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Donkey Punch, but we may change it to fistus interrupt.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Us, Ah, sounds of Thanksgiving a second helping, And don't
forget your racist uncle.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
You know the problem nowadays is all these damn people
having babies.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
What are you talking about, Bill, You don't have any
kids because you haven't been sober enough to get an
erection since nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
The sounds of Thanksgiving a second helping. You will get
your elderly great aunt with a huge bosom who smothers
everyone with hugs.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Come here, Travis, have your aunt Dorothy a hug. You've
gotten so big since I last saw you.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Here Dorothy smoldering me and they smoller June and we
didn't forget the kid who's home from college for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
You know, my poly sign professor says that Thanksgiving is
actually a holiday created to push consumerism through the United States.
It's basically a capitalist conspiracy. After dinner, I'm heading down
to the mall to protest Black Friday. By the way,
I'm I need five hundred dollars to get another pair
of Yeezies.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Those sounds of Thanksgiving a second helping. You'll get your
brother's precocious little six year old son, Alex.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Do you like bogers? No, then don't eat the stuffing.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
The sounds of Thanksgiving a second helping. And we didn't
forget the deep fried turkey.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I was thinking of remodeling the garage any Tom audio production.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah, that don't happen every now and then you're gonna
deep fry that turkey. Be careful, oh at first, and
what's the displacement? Cool again as the alchemy's Yeah, I
leave some room for the turkey. Then you dip it
in there, flash out. I have a fire extinguisher and
goggles on.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Hey, it's a Bob and Tom show. There's Chrissy Lee
at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Alright, there's pack God would hello. Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hello,
he's the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekicks. Here there's Ace Cosby.
I'm chick Withe at the Prize Picks sports desks. Here's
Tom so they very much.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
Now we have our letters to get to. Is everybody
back in shape? Getting ready for Thanksgiving? Christie, you're scowling.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
I haven't even gone to the grocery yet. So today's
the day, so fresh watch out fresh bird for you. No,
the bird's in the refrigerator. I did do that. I
have bought that before they vacation.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
But no.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
We were on the deep fried turkey thing before, many
years before Oprah open because there was a guy here
in town that would it kind of turned us all
on to it. But it is tricky if you're doing it.
They always show the fire department doing one with where
someone ignites their garage.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
Yeah, that's not a good idea.

Speaker 8 (03:58):
So if you're going to do that, watch a couple
of YouTube videos and be aware of it. When the
turkey goes in that boiling oil, it's going to displace
a lot of the oil.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You don't want it to end up on the.

Speaker 9 (04:08):
Burner, give all your shopping done.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh god, no, no, today.

Speaker 9 (04:12):
It will be uh yeah, it's gonna be crazy in
the grocery store. It's fun, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
Do you like knock carts out of the way?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
And yeah, you're mad, You're a madman. Have you ever
gone into a grocery store and seen a cart?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know, I need that. You just take the cart.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
You take the cart or something out of there, you
take the whole cart.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
No, no, no, I did. At one time at a
very large grocery store. There had been they were out
of strawberries, but there was a cart with nothing in
it but one thing is strawberries. And I did a
couple of laps, came back. It was still there. I
took the strawberries. I think someone had abandoned it.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
What's the difference between that and shoplifting? I paid, I
paid nothing. I paid for the strawberries. We pay for them.
You stole them from the person who had it.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
But they weren't there. They had abandoned the cart. Clearly
I did.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I did.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
They'd been sitting there for fifteen minutes. There was nothing
else in the cart.

Speaker 9 (05:08):
Oh yeah, you were That was good game.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
When you shop online.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
The little note does these cars these prices aren't locked
in or whatever they say, and you have to I
do my grocery shopping in person. I don't do it online.

Speaker 9 (05:20):
Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now do you go to more than one store?

Speaker 9 (05:22):
I have three to three?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I have several memorized. I have two today, two I
went to one yesterday. Oh that's right. You're cooking at
your house, right, Uh the whole deal.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
Could you find any fresh sage? I'm looking for fresh sage?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Look, oh, having a struggle stuffing sage?

Speaker 9 (05:40):
Use it for the stuffing and on the turkey.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Really chop it up. Yeah that sounds interesting.

Speaker 9 (05:49):
Sage in your dressing.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Uh not on my turkey?

Speaker 9 (05:51):
Fresh sage, rosemary in time.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I don't know. Whatever the restaurant's serving. That's what I have.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Okay, good, now, let's move forward here. I'm ten percent.
I have Thanksgiving in a restaurant ten percent of people.

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
I'm in ten percent? Yeah, yes, the numbers I saw. Yeah,
I've done that on occasion.

Speaker 9 (06:10):
I would. I would not be opposed to.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
That, absolutely not. It's the best.

Speaker 9 (06:14):
You don't have to clean up.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
You don't have to.

Speaker 9 (06:16):
I don't have to stress about all this shopping today.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Yeah, everybody. Everybody's going to be happy more or less.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, they get what they want, limited, limited time frame.
That's right.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Beat at the restaurant, Kat, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Your free I understand.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
You have a couple of offers on the table, Is
that right?

Speaker 9 (06:33):
Mine still stands that's one of them.

Speaker 10 (06:35):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I have all your lamps tied down.

Speaker 9 (06:38):
I don't have a lot of lamps in my house
at head lighting.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
No lamps, not very many over many years ago when
Jimmy was five.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yeah, that's not the story.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well that's ten year laps. Okay.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
Well, we hope you're having a good plan for your
Thanksgiving coming up. We have a lot of interesting things
going on in the world we're going to be covering today,
including uh, interesting regional terms used around Thanksgiving. I've never
heard of a couple of these.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
Well, the regional you know, have you lived in every region?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Yeah, in the Pacific Northwest, gooselom anybody guzlomo.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I don't want to even guess what that is.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
It sounds horrible.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
G o o z l u m a regional term
for gravy.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
But in Nebraska. It means syrup. Mmmm, the pulley bone.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
That's an easy bone. Yeah, Southern term for the turkey wishbone. Yeah,
of course, pulled apart for good luck.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
My mom, you used to do that? Oh sure, we
used to have to wait days, have.

Speaker 9 (07:55):
To dry it out. Did you guys fight over who
got to bake the wish?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
And then we would give up on it because my
mom would wait a week or whatever, and then all
of a sudden, you go out, does anybody want to
do this? And whoever was there would just the moments over,
has anybody wanted to do this? Now?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
This one is I've heard this one.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
Funeral potatoes. Oh yeah, it's a cheesy potato casse role,
especially common in parts of the West, name because it's
often served at post funeral gatherings.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
I've heard funeral coffee. I've never heard funeral potatoes.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Really, that's a terrible name for it.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
I agree, you know, well, I God, I can't wait
for at Flow to drop dead so we can get
those delicious potatoes from Aunt marg She only makes them
at the post wake celebration.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Now, were these actual sisters of your father or mother
or for Margaret?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah? No, Peggy. No, yeah, how is Peggy for Margaret? Always? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (09:07):
So Gooselam is the one I never Derby pie. That's
the one I've heard of, of course, Kentucky deserted pie, pecans, chocolate,
chips and bourbon and chest pie.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Anybody, Yeah, kind of the same thing, right.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
Yeah, Southern Yeah, cornmeal, flour, sugar, eggs, butter, and uh,
I'm not exactly sure. That is that the one where
they put the crisscross crisscross crust.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
On No criss cross crust can be on anything lattice
than crust.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Could you go over that dessert? That recipe again, I'm
copying that now.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
The chest pie? What is it? Two eggs? What was it?
I give you the whole recipe. Sugar, eggs, butter, flour, cornmeal.
You started it.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
I'm just reading. I'm just reading the definition. You know.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, Well what do you got? Well, you're reading to us.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
That's the what I got, my step I got, the
I got I got days going on is what I got.
I changed my profile picture on my Instagram yesterday and
I think you'll enjoy this very much. It's the Christmas season.
It's a young chick McGee man about town. There he
is the perfect photograph. Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
A little drowsy, how old are you? Ten? Nine or ten?

Speaker 5 (10:22):
You're doing My grandmother had just made me a Thanksgiving
Birthday dinner.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Still got a roll there? Very nice?

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Oh yeah, I got I love the role in the
in the butter. How about look at that milk? Look
at that real well, yes, sir, and then just cap
just enough fat on those bones to make him want
to pinch his cheeks. You you poor bastard. The hammer

(10:52):
is coming down and it's going to keep coming down
for about five or six more years.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Will you hang in there, buddy, You'll get it a
little bit. You'll get there, buddy.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
God, well, if you were a good boy, okay, despite
what she said?

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Okay, well let's just move forward here, bitch. What's coming
up in sports?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey, that's a great idea. We had a Monday night
football game.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Christian McCaffrey a big night against his former team, San
Francisco wins last night twenty to nine and not a score. GAMMI,
but I don't remember ever reading twenty to nine before
the forty nine win last night, johns Okay, way to
go forty nine. Also, we had extra curriculars on the

(11:37):
field last night. Oh like streakers, someone might have gotten
punched in the bulls? What yeah, Oh yeah, he took
exception to it too. If you got kicked punched in
the butt? Would you want to fight the guy who
did it?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
What depends? How quick can you get up? Boy? That's
that's the question. Is you go down here? Man?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
What what is it that makes you want to vomit
at the same time? It's all those feelings and then
you just move. I'm doubt man.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Man, you never get kicked in the balls? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
everything that happens at your body going. Don't let that
happen anymore. Yeah, you need to reproduce at some point,
stop that you're going down.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
Has it been done on purpose or was it an accident?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Both? I don't.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Hasn't a major league baseball catcher been hit in the
balls with a fastball and test exploded?

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yeah, he's only got one though, Molina means one ball.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Isn't that coming up?

Speaker 8 (12:37):
We have a fascinating disease in that area that has
come to one.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Continues something I had never heard of.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Have you seen?

Speaker 9 (12:50):
Yeah this morning, it's a disease.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
You've heard of in a place. You've heard of the
what is it?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
What do you call it?

Speaker 8 (12:58):
The ven diagram? I never thought this would meet this,
but as a result, so what is it?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Trench mouth?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
And no, no, it gets worse. And there's what is
that word? Necropsy?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (13:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (13:10):
Yeah, I know you pronounced that, but I wrote it right. Yeah,
part of your body dies? Well yeah, it's not the
part you want to die.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 8 (13:17):
Uh, well, we'll get to that coming up. Plus, we
have a couple of world records. We have romance in
the news. It's something interesting if you're I read somewhere
that this is going to be one of the most
heavily traveled weekends ever, especially in the world of flying.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
Today's sposed to be the flying Day.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
A list of some of the stuff you can take
through TSA, including certain food items, and you can take
gravy through TSA. But but there there are some there
are some rules. You can take all kinds of odd
ball things through TSA, including bowlly balls.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
All right, Okay, last time I was in an air
on Thanksgiving. We're standing in line and it's like out there,
it's a huge long line, and this guy behind me,
there's a it was someone from the airport, not an airline,
but someone from the airport, and walking along, you know,
can I do anything to help anybody?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Anybody?

Speaker 5 (14:17):
And the sky behind me goes, why is this line
so long? And the guy from the airport goes, day
before Thanksgiving? Yeah, and it was just the best. And
I don't know why the guy was so mad, and
he whipped out a bowling ball.

Speaker 9 (14:36):
You would think a bowling ball could be used as
a weapon. I, well, there's a famous case where it was.
But okay, I'm surprised by that.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
Interestingly enough, and I know you think I'm making this up.
You cannot take a bowling pin on an airplane, but
you can take the ball.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yes, I'm totally serious.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
I've got the official TSA rules in front of me.
Because obviously a bowl pin much easier to use as
a weapon.

Speaker 9 (15:03):
Okay, because you have some leverage, I guess ye.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Aren't bowling balls as weapons primarily in cartoons things like that.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
There's a famous bowling ball murder.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh really? Oh yeah? Oh that okay?

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, you hit him right, you don't remember, but you
met the you met the person. Oh yeah, somebody. Somebody
killed somebody with a bowling ball and I met him. Ye, wow,
I would like to know who that is. Your hint
is softball?

Speaker 9 (15:37):
Oh women's softball.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Oh those people yeah yeah, yeah yeah, but they they
ran the gamut as far as No, but you met
the bowling ball murder and.

Speaker 9 (15:50):
That person was in prison. Could we say that they
were walking free?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
But if the more you read about it, the more
the guy meant.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
I say, if a bowling ball murderer can't walk free,
I don't want to be right right.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
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Speaker 8 (16:03):
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Speaker 8 (17:40):
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Speaker 1 (17:45):
God, I love that.

Speaker 8 (17:46):
Then we've got all these rotating pictures just a handsome
picture of Chick McGee right there. Oh yeah, we just
had a nice picture of Josh, this one with Josh
with the big.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Bushy bushy beard.

Speaker 8 (17:55):
Speaking of beer, it's Jeff Osky has got something special
coming up for us today to talk with comedian Costaki Economopoulos.
And we haven't heard from a longtime Renal Collier will
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Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh, I'm busy over here, busy, busy, getting to do.
There's Pat Godwin. They check got that song coming, the
Thanksgiving Day song coming Thanksgiving Day Turkey.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
There's Josh Arnold, I hate Steven Singer sidekickshair.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
Hello Tom, distract yourself for just one second, chick, so
you don't have to hear this, okay? Are we have
some letters to get to?

Speaker 12 (19:24):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh, I guess we have to do.

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Speaker 8 (19:53):
This first letter involves the Beatles, and I know that
you get very upset about this. They're at Pat Do
you see the article I sent yesterday?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I loved it. There they picked up their dry cleaning
on this day. There they're selling they have.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
They've remastered and cleaned up the Great Uhn Anthology.

Speaker 8 (20:14):
Uh so too much charge. What is the title of
the show? I forget the anthology anthology? Yeah, the Beatles Anthology.
They're again with rebroadcasting it. But we have a letter
Dear Bob and Tom show. I know Pat and Tom
will enjoy this. John Lennon was the best man at
the wedding of Peter Boyle.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, I knew that. I did not know that.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Peter Boyle, of course, famous for many things. Everybody Loves Raymond.
Uh young Frankenstein. He plays the monster. Uh that's kind
of an interesting weirdo for the effect Joe, I remember
that the construction worker. Yeah, yeah, a little bit of
a Beatles you know each other from.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
The partying days of l A. Yeah, okay, wow, Peter
Boyle was quite the party here apparently. I guess I
just saw a sob while the.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Everybody Loves Raymond is having their big reunion show and
our good friend Brad Garrett of course was brilliant in that.
He's so good in that show. They're they're gonna be
visiting revisiting some of the old episodes.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
And cool shows on last night. It was fun. I
watched a little bit of it. Oh was it already happened?

Speaker 11 (21:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Last night I missed it. Darn it.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Okay, Sorry, well, honey, you can it's all streaming. I
know it's out there. Okay, you got a letter over there?
I do, Dear Robin tops show Uh still taking applications
for people who want to use Josh's bidet?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Is the question. I could come down, bring some wings
and a couple of grinders. We can drink some bush
lights and watch the Blues St. Loois Blues. Afterwards, I'll
just use the day and go home. Oh that's from
al in kalama Zoo. Quite an offer, Josh, No, is
he gonna get in Kalamazoo? Sorry, than you had to?

(22:00):
It's right there now. Were you here?

Speaker 5 (22:03):
He must he must hear that all the time when
I put the we put the invitation out for people
to come and use your bidet?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Were you I wasn't here, so sorry.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
Yeah, I didn't know about this either.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's why people have been knocking.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
You probably should have if you got a guy kind
of getting on one foot in the other kind of
jumping around, because you got a time, it just right.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I mean, oh yeah, I mean you don't want to.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
You don't want to be the guy that has to
use the facility for any serious action at any kind
of Thanksgiving gathering.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
There's a certain certain amount of control that you have
for that situation. But there's a point of staging has begun.
You have to go ahead.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
You have to instruct guests how to use the bidet.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I suppose I would have. Isn't there a remote control
on it? Yeah? And it's pretty user friendly, but I
guess I would still have to kind of.

Speaker 9 (22:52):
But it's up in your master bath, right, I mean,
people don't go up there to use the bathroom if
there is guest, you know, so.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
The ladies may want to. Oh wow, probably the closest
one to the killing block. I assume.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
You know the bidet has a lady function as well.
Oh really, go up an inch or two? Oh yeah,
I guess maybe complicated? Is this thing?

Speaker 5 (23:20):
It knows what it's doing. It's pretty incredible. Yeah, how
much did this thing costs? It was I want to say,
like two hundred bucks or something. It wasn't anything nuts
for what it is. It's amazingly affordable. Yeah, unbelievable.

Speaker 9 (23:31):
Did you put it on yourself or did you have
to have a plumber do it?

Speaker 6 (23:33):
You know?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I started to and then I had a plumber come
over looking at my You know when you when you
have somebody come over, you decide to do something. Yeah,
and so that, and he was already looking at like
a sink downstairs, and I went, hey, how much more
for you just to do this because I and he goes,
I'll just do it. Oh nice, it's like a five minutes.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Probably a good idea. Yeah, what about the electricity? Is
it properly?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Uh, it's plugged into a one ten So yeah, it's
just your.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
I mean, just have all by honey, the whole it's
hooked up, the GF.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I've got, Yeah, everything around. You don't want to get
aw whatever? How much?

Speaker 8 (24:15):
What is it the is it the the olms or
the the amps that kill you? You'll run this by, Eddie.
You don't want to have your say, I hit the water.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
There's the sound flesh kind of sizzling. Yeah, I need
one of those alarms like they have on docks to
let you know that happened.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
I've got a love letter for Pat Godwin his recent
show They Drove from Niles Ohio to see you over
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I want their money back. I want to hear I.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Want to hear Pat sing without the usual defense. However,
the people at the next table would not shut up,
but Pat plowed through it and did a great job.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
A quote hell of a show. Can I make a guess?
Was it a bachelorette party? No Saturday Night Second Show?
Just a drunk table.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Saturday got Isn't that why Steve Martin got out a
stand up Saturday Second Show?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (25:18):
Uh, dear Bob and Tom show. You were enjoying the
deviled eggs yesterday. Thank you to Cindy Mike Kelly's mom.
She made those delicious deviled eggs for us. And and
the Nana cake, the coffee cake.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
Coffee cake.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Oh you guys call it nana cake. Yeah, I love that.
That's I mean, it's just sweet.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
I'm working on a diet where all you do is eat,
eat coffee cake and coffee and lose weight.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'll let you you tell Cindy, I'll make her mind.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Nana I already expressed that coffee thoughts. She was extraordinarily embarrassed.
All right, she didn't say no, did you were enjoying
you were enjoying deviled eggs yesterday. I assumed they were
with chicken eggs. Yes, they were.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
You can make them though, with duck eggs. According to
Amber in Minnesota, the grotesquely large. Once you have duck eggs,
you'll throw the chicken eggs in the garbage. The richer, creamier, delicious.
Give it a try. We raise chickens and ducks, so
we always have a surplus of fresh eggs around here.

(26:22):
Everyone is always afraid to try the duck eggs, but
once they do, they're hooked. I'm gonna have to do
this because I eat eggs for dinner probably four nights
a week, that's all.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
Where do you find duck eggs?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Well underneath the duck, thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (26:42):
That was last time year at the store and they
had duck eggs, probably.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Exquisite duck. Remember the old Target that's.

Speaker 9 (26:54):
Now an exotic international grocery store.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Yeah, yeah, they'll probably, but I'm gonna try this. I
want to wonder what it is. It's like a safe way.

Speaker 9 (27:02):
Probably it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
No, it's a they have every They probably have like
alligator and yeah, they have everything there, white rhino horn,
that's the delicious because they have it.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
It doesn't mean I have to buy it. I don't
want to r.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Okay de grated and maybe they don't have that, but
it did causes massive erections.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
That's why people don't. You can make double eggs out
of ostrich eggs too.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Well, yeah, of course you can't, but I think that
the duck eggs more reasonable. Why why off you're singing
the praises of a duck egg, but you discount on ostrichen.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Once you go try to buy an ostroch you have
it back here by ten. We'll wait. This is hey,
he challenged you. You're still on the clock. Mean Amazon
that I.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Bet I can get that door dash share in twenty minutes.
The shure I'm making Cadbury doubled eggs.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh they're Bob and Tom show. I spit my fresh
Starbucks all over my dashboard on the way to work
when McGhee said blowey yesterday. Oh yeah, I don't know
why that hit so hard.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
It was the place the I believe it's the term
is context.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Let's not review. I hope you are still performing tom
As and alien segments. We all love them. If not,
get on it too, honking funny that's Gunter in Cincinnati.
Guter g U n t e R. Gunter. I love
that name. Oh yeah, that's a good name. Now, Dear
Bob and Tom show. My husband and I love your show.

Speaker 13 (28:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
He and I were talking about our dream home. I
know you do this a lot.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
Christy think, Hey, if I could, I still like to
do that. Oh yeah, even though I just built a house.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
And I'm always looking, I didn't get all my You
got to have some guy make plans up for the
next house just to have it.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I had make up. Oh, we had a couple of guys.
Oh you mean, just so you can kind of look
through them. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Yeah, so if anybody if you're not doing anything, you know,
I was just going through these planet.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
This guy, this guy, we're on the same page here.
My husband and I ever talk about our dream home,
and he said, yeah, I want to make sure we
have ceiling windows. I said, you mean a skylight, Okay,
ceiling windows?

Speaker 10 (29:17):
Yeah, but I do.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
I love skylights. Do you have any at the new place? Uh? Huh,
I do.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
Obviously I have a skylight.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
It's not always practice. If all of your bedrooms are upstairs,
you don't want a skylight in a bedroom. I know,
as a general rule, how short of a time do
you have to be in a house? You don't know
if you have a skylight or not.

Speaker 9 (29:36):
I don't have a skylight, you sure, I definitely don't.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I live in the second old house had.

Speaker 9 (29:40):
A skylight, but I don't have. You don't get to play.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, dream, that's dream house. Go ahead. How much would
it take.

Speaker 9 (29:49):
Your dream house is a house?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, that would be a dream.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
To pay somebody to put your on the first floor,
put a skylight, just to get them out. And what
are we doing this weekend? Well, I do it yourself
for I'm going to put a skylight here. I I
am not joking when I said there was at one
point a proposal there. You can actually get a glass floor,
love it.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
You heard about this. Some people do that. They'll have it.

Speaker 8 (30:15):
They'll have a glass floor, and then above that, in
the room above they'll have a skylight. So there's always
natural way.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
I wanted to put a big shaft in the middle
of the house.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I remember you talking about that. Yeah, and that was
soundly defeated.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
But why should you were just talking about shafts, I know, yeah,
they just shut your mouth. Oh, here's something for Christy
real quick. Con Now for the alien who just discovered
things here on earth.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I mean you can use a credit or not to
buy a coke? Who just discovered things here on earth?

Speaker 6 (30:57):
There are.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
That was always possible.

Speaker 12 (31:02):
When we were in Wisconsin, it took us an hour
to figure out how to use the credit card for.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
A We're standing there at the venue. Yeah, none of
a gun.

Speaker 8 (31:09):
What do we read a couple of weeks ago that
something like fewer than twenty percent of transactions were done
with cash. Now, oh, it's got to be I bet
it's lower as sixteen Yeah, sixteen percent?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yes, so, but you couldn't buy a coke with a
credit card ten years ago.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
No, you couldn't get merchandise to your favorite football team
ever either when we were kids.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
But I mean, okay, okay, but I'm an alien, I admitted.
Now got a cute.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
We had a football game last night, Yes, we did.
A concluded Week twelve of the NFL season once again,
the forty nine Ers.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
The forty nine's win last night twenty to nine over
the Carolina Panthers. One of the forty nines got kicked
in the balls last night. We'll talk about it. We'll
have video of it now.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
I bring this up because that means Week thirteen will
commence Thursday evening, actually Thursday Day, because one of the
traditions that hasn't been lost, giving the Detroit Lions in action,
of course, lines.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
In the Cowboys actually both in action on Thanksgiving Day
and then Thanksgiving Night with the return of Joe Burrow
at Baltimore against the Ravens.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Bengals and Ravens.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
That's your night game, Chiefs and the Cowboys, four thirty
Eastern on Thanksgiving Day. How many billions of people are
gonna watch that game? But first off, Packers in the
Lions in Detroit.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
And I bring this up because that means Week thirteen,
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Speaker 9 (33:28):
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I hear silicone. I think boobs. They don't look like
little boobs in your ears.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
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on your ears.

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Speaker 5 (34:20):
Does that make sense? I tried my best. Okay, coming up,
we have more of your letters.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
We have a.

Speaker 8 (34:27):
Very wet wedding. It's a nice day for a wet wedding.
Movies in space and a guy who's so bored he
just starts exposing himself.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (34:37):
Yeah, you do, well, Yeah, if you'd like to, if
you'd like to meet him, he's he's currently in stir
We are in the Orally out of Part Studios and.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (34:49):
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this morning. Get a look at today's show on our
YouTube channel.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Hey, well, come back to the Bomba Tom Show. Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Josh Arnold Hello, he's at the I Hate Stephen Singer
sidekick chair.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
There's Ace Cosby.

Speaker 10 (35:12):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. I'm Chick McGhee. Hello, Tom.
We're enjoying listener emails.

Speaker 8 (35:20):
Real quick note here little Timmy Kavanaugh and the Great
Emo Phillips tonight at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky. Emo
was in fine form. I certainly recommend the show and
Tim will be in support of Emo on stage this
evening for some fun. So once again, that's tonight only

(35:40):
at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky. Now we go back
to the mail bag. Chick McGee, what have you got.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Dear Babba Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
I can arrange for you to talk and maybe get
him to give you a ride on his Wiener boat.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
A Wiener boat.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
He's a master refinishing, detailing and paint correction of cars, trucks, boats,
and yes, even tractors. This is from a gentleman called
cats Kats. And this is a picture of him on
Lake Erie. The Ohio man built hot dog boat and
set sail on Lake Erie.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
That's hilarious. There you go. He's even got a little
mustard on it.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
You have to go.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, it looks like about a forty hot dog. I
can't but not get soggy.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Really that's a big boat. Yeah, how did they do that?

Speaker 8 (36:39):
I don't know what boat they started with. You it's
hard to tell. Yeah, it looks just like a giant
hot dog. The photograph we have it doesn't show if
it's an outborder an inboarder, and I don't know where.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
The engine is.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
But god, that's funny. Oh well, thank you very good.
Take a little spin, go out to the islands of
Lake Erie.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, and then put In Bay where you put in.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
Maybe play some great stuff from one of our put
In Bay friends. Yes, now I've got another letter over here.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Okay we have.

Speaker 8 (37:17):
I'm the fifteen year old who's dad lost our house
because he spent so much money on your pop up shop.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Oh what it's a he's kidding, Oh I hope. Yeah.
The sweatshirts aren't that expensive.

Speaker 8 (37:33):
Thanksgiving, we always have spaghetti fetichini alfredo and mac and.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Cheese, nice heavy on the starch lot.

Speaker 9 (37:43):
Yeah, that is an unusual, very unusual combo.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
But we have mac and cheese is now an absolute staple. Yep,
it would appear that that's now become a definite at
the thing.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
And your contention is all that pasta tastes differently regardless
of what sauce.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
Is on it.

Speaker 8 (37:59):
Absolutely no ooh, absolutely, Okay, I don't want to get
into this argument again. Remember the Remember the guy that
we developed the pasta. That's the Yes, your unusual shape
doesn't taste any different than.

Speaker 9 (38:12):
This is from Wayne. Morning, peeps.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I'm going to Wayne.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
My first car was a seventy seven El Camino. It
has a shelf at the bottom of the back window.
I lined it with eight speakers. It was like a
concert on wheels.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
That the sound on that had to be glorious.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
Oh, I would love to have another one to take
me back to the old days. Yeah, Wayne, I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I had two home speakers in the back of my
sixty eight Dodge Charger. Oh yeah, one on each side
of the window. How big were they like cabinet speakers, bookshelf.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Probably you and I were around for the early the
early days.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
The eighties is when the in car stereo systems got
a little ridiculous, right.

Speaker 9 (38:56):
Right, Oh, there were shops.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Remember you'd go.

Speaker 8 (38:58):
To the Star and we had a good friend of
the show who he had the trunk of a car
the miracles with the entire and that's now become obviously
a lot more common. But I mean, don't don't you
think to this day the best time to listen to
music is in a car?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I agree?

Speaker 9 (39:19):
The one you hear all.

Speaker 8 (39:21):
These stories about these great recording artists. They'll be working
on a record and they'll say hey, and they'll have it,
and back in the day you'd put it on a
cassette or then then maybe a burn a CD or
now whatever, so they can hear what does it sound
like when I'm driving in my car. That's part of
the process of getting a good mix and getting that
getting the sound that you're looking for. Patty g another

(39:43):
love letter about your shows in Youngstown. We were definitely
not in a fugue state.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
What does this mean? Do you have any idea?

Speaker 12 (39:52):
Some guy Bob was in the audience, and he said
that he was in a fugue state, and I was
a state of confusion.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
But it's confused the audience. Oh, confused me nowhere. I
thought it was perhaps.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
He was just having fun, but I thought he was
saying something political helping the show adding to it.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
I went to see Paul Thorn in Stowton the Opera
House last Saturday night. He was amazing, met him afterward,
got a signed copy of his album. I heard him
for the first time of the Bob and Tom Show.
Thanks for introducing me to his music.

Speaker 10 (40:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Paul is great.

Speaker 9 (40:24):
Yeah, I did a podcast with him last night. It'll
be up December first, let you know. Yeah, he was
wonderful with He was wonderful.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
To talk with. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
You see, he's a terrific artist that he was in here.
He's well known on this show for a couple of things,
including that song. Yeah, and he doesn't want to be
known for great day to kick somebody else?

Speaker 8 (40:42):
Well I did, and then he was explained he and
his buddy wrote that on the way into the show
one morning, right, and it's become kind of his.

Speaker 9 (40:48):
Uh stairway to Heaven to it just on this show. Sir,
life is a vapor.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Is is new?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I like that.

Speaker 9 (40:54):
It's a wonderful Life is a vapor.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
Very similar, very very similar. Coming up in sports, we'll
find out what's going on in the world of the NFL.
Don't forget bobintom dot com slash contest. Get your entries
in for what will be Week fourteen of the NFL
three games on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Yes, sir, forty nine, I got kicked in the balls
last night, forty nine one, twenty to nine over Carolina.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
Okay, we have an interesting report from the International Space
Station that I think Josh will be interested.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
In off this story, oh does yeah, hmmm.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Well not as much as the story about the guy
getting that you know what on as you know where.

Speaker 9 (41:35):
Yeah, that was bad.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
That's scary.

Speaker 8 (41:36):
Once you're going to have a story that takes a
disease familiar to many of you. Yeah, and a bodily
organ familiar to most of you.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
All right, well we'll.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Have five of you, christ population Christie. Okay, there we go,
and I want to get into the few. So a
few is now hundreds?

Speaker 10 (41:56):
Right?

Speaker 9 (41:57):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
What you've had them? You've had encounters with one or
two above fifty.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Four married, four testicles are penises because it's four, that's
only two guys. You know, that is a perfectly valid points.
It is a good way to get off the stop.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay, has anyone ever given the real number when asked
about that? Oh? Because the default settings five?

Speaker 9 (42:27):
First of all, I don't ask what do you mean
the default?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (42:31):
How many you know you're starting a new relationship or whatever,
and how many people have you slept with? It almost
always gets back to that question. That's your goldilocks zone
right there at five.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Five is yeah, kind of the not too much not
too little. Yeah, that for both men and women. Yes,
I would say, ye, yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:47):
I would think in our culture the men, the men
would go higher in terms of what they would say, Well,
men are the truth men, aren't you mean?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Because they're bragging?

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Uh yeah, see it depends who they're talking to her
they're talking to their buddies or are they talking to
those I'm only interested in repeat numbers.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I want to know how many you've been with who
came back from more? Right, Your job isn't just to
sell a car. That's right to many people once, it's
to sell a car to one man. Ten times through
his lifetime. That's what I asked, Will Chamberlain take care
of her.

Speaker 9 (43:19):
It's very interesting.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Remember when we interviewed Will Chamberlain, he just come out
with that book saying he'd slept but whatever it was women,
I asked, if you ever slept with any of them
more than once. I don't think he found that very amusing,
nor to anybody else. These are the Oillioto Parts Studios.

Speaker 11 (43:37):
Just got to get a hold of us, call, text
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Speaker 1 (43:43):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back
to the Bobin Top Show.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
At the Silac Insurance News desk, it's Christy Lee, there's
Pat Godwin, I checked Josh Arnold it do I hate
Stephen Singer sidekick.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
There's Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks
Sports esk. And there's Tom. You having a Java House?

Speaker 12 (44:07):
Tom?

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Is that what you're as a matter of fact, a
little bit of tea for me this morning? Uh huh huh.

Speaker 8 (44:14):
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Speaker 1 (44:28):
We'll be telling you about it in just a minute.

Speaker 8 (44:30):
I'm just sipping on some tea over here, getting ready
for a sports broadcast from Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
What have you got it with?

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Dear Bob at Tom Show. This past weekend, my wife
and I went out to dinner with our daughter's family.

Speaker 9 (44:41):
What you are the daughter's family?

Speaker 5 (44:44):
This past weekend, my wife and I went out to
dinner with our daughter's sure, daughter, husband kids. At one
point in the conversation, my wife asked our grandson who
the best Eagles player was.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
He, of course, said sa Kwon Barkley. I immediately said
Kwan Barkley. I was going to say Don Henley, so.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
He thought I misunderstood him and corrected me say Kwan Barkley,
and I again said Kwan Barkley. After this one on
about four times, my daughter gave me the w TF look,
morning Mark. We were saved when after the sixth correction,
the witness brought out the food. The waitress brought out
the food, not the witness. The conversation quickly forgotten Mike

(45:27):
and Charleston, South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh, thank you, and he didn't even explain, no, huh, yeah,
all right, that's great, thank you very much. Let's see oh.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Easing into the Christmas season, I have one of the
popular audio streams playing about an hour a day what
now might be considered Christmas classics this time of the year,
like Bing and Dean and Perry Como. After one of
the artists songs, I realized that chick you and I
may have something in common in a way. My mother,
raised in the South and long passed away, used to

(46:02):
love Johnny Mathis until she saw him on a Christmas
special on television, much like my Charlie Pride story with
my miss under stupid mother, different mother is, different artists now.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Mathis, though, was kind of hard to watch sing because
he had that Aaron Neville sort of shaky shaw thing.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
We're in the presence of greatness. I was long even
sitting on that I was jamming to Johnny. I was
listening to that probably that same station the other day.
I love Christmas music, and I gotta tell you I've
got a soft spot for Johnny Mathis, especially since a
friend of the show has been touring with him off
and on for twenty years, and he says brad Upton

(46:58):
brad Upton Comedians.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
He said, Johnny Mathis is a great guy. Oh good,
and I guess he's a really good golfer. He's he's
got to be what eighty Oh yeah, that's the soundtrack.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
To The Miracle Worker.

Speaker 9 (47:26):
Johnny Mathis is ninety.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Oh my gosh, yes, he's still out there.

Speaker 9 (47:31):
In nineteen thirty five.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Look at me, chancers are I'm dead? He does look
a little. I mean he's got some gray hair and
all the ninety yees. So he's got any hair. It's
a miracle. Oh you know.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Okay, what is your Do you have any any contemporary
Christmas song?

Speaker 6 (47:53):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:53):
My gosh, yeah, Bob Schneider has a great Christmas album
out called Christmas Time.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Amy Grant's Amy Grant's Christmas album is the greatest wonderful.
That's a great album. Josh, Do you have any Christmas
Christmas classics you enjoy?

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I love all. Yeah, A lot of the standards, some
of the more modern stuff. I would have to choose.
I don't know. I mean this is still forty years old.
But the pogues. Uh, fairy Tale of New York. Yeah,
that Christmas, that's what that's. I'm sorry he has showing
me a video. He's got the gray uptoates. It's like
riff Raff and Rocky exactly.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
He has the he's has the counselor. You're uh, what
do they call William William counstler, the lawyer, the calm over.
And also the sideburns, huge side burns.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
When did he do that?

Speaker 9 (48:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I just pulled this up and it's from crazy. He
looks rather insane, but I bet he sounds terrific. That's
a sharp suit.

Speaker 9 (48:50):
Yeah, yeah, it was a year ago.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh yeahs as well. And I like the Mariah Carey
one time, I too. I am a huge great melody.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
One that made me finally turn off the channel was
Grandma got run over.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
By a ranger. I can't take I bet you've had
enough of that. It's over. I'm done with it.

Speaker 8 (49:07):
But yeah, I was listening to you. I love the
classic Christmas. Yeah yeah, if you've never heard the Amy
Grant that Christmas that is really good.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Is lovely stuff.

Speaker 9 (49:18):
She looks so beautiful. They did a really special thing
with Vince Gill and the Cmas. I don't know if
anybody saw that. He wanted the Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement
Order or whatever.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
And it was just weird, so beautiful, weird skill. And
my first question was, wasn't really good? Hey, Vince, listen's
great talking to you. By the way, tell your wife
Amy Grant that her favorite, my favorite Christmas album, mister
Christmas alb. Now back to you, Vince, let's talk. Yeah,
that's a that's a classic. Uh Now, Pat, are we
gonna goe any Christmas songs out of you?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
We're gonna have some Thanksgiving. It's that Christmas yet?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Do you you have an hard and fast I know,
I just can't do Christmas music until after Thanksgiving. Okay,
I'll go if you keeping score at home, that's Monday.
We'll get a Thanksgiving song out of Pat. Shortly, let's
get back to the sports page.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
What have you gone?

Speaker 5 (50:02):
The forty nine is last night and Christian McCaffrey a
big night. The Panthers traded them to San Francisco three
years ago? Has it been three years? McCaffrey gained one
hundred and forty two yards from Scrimmers last night scored
a Tuddy to help San Francisco beat the Panthers twenty.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
To nine on Monday Night. Did you have that one?
I did not? Oh, I had Carolina.

Speaker 9 (50:24):
Plus you don't like the word tuddy.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
It reminds me of.

Speaker 8 (50:27):
Teddy Tud, the famous character from this show that he
was the mascot of the sewage plant, Teddy Tudd, the
the yard fall off, the sign six And for those
for those that have been for those who are listening
to this show very carefully over the years, remember we
had a briefly had a Teddy Tudd t sure remember

(50:48):
once again the r fellow Okay, sorry, was Teddy on it?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
It was a very unfortunate limited edition. Okay, Yeah, that's
that's when you're not going to find it the second
in store?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Those are we?

Speaker 6 (51:01):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Tom and I went out to the sude treatment plant
and stood there and looked into the murky waters and
just realized that he and I were in this together.
And why would why we go into broadcast? There's one
not far from my house at all. And and Pats, yes,
that's when you went to.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
That's when we went to. They do what they do
when they go they do good work. It's very important
they do great. John A Clear, I'm often reminded.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Yeah, there's a there's an apartment complex. It's called down Wind.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
That's mine.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Yeah, you you really want to live. You want to
live to the west of that place, if possible. Rarely
do you get a breeze coming the wrong way. I
will have you know, Tom Griswold that Tom Brady used
the term Tuddy during his broadcast, all all the more
reason not to use I thought you were Tom Brady

(51:55):
apologists and a big fan of t B twelve.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Last night. I'm not sure he's just I thought you
made up Tuddy that. I don't think it. I don't think.
I get sort of tired of some of the athletes
going into broadcasting that. Do you think he's any good? No,
I don't.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
I don't think he'd be on if you weren't the
same reason. But when Michael Michael Jordan is a terrible
broadcast in and I guess he's just a jerk because
everything I see him on he acts like a jerk.
Tom Brady, no Jordan, everything everything in his commercials. Look
at this guy in his Hanes and is less than
Haynes under here.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Comes over wrinkle shirt. Yeah, jeez, Michael, what the hell
you're Michael Jordan? What a girl here? Get off my back?
Turn it down two three? Okay, if you get bet
on it, you'd be happy.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Okay. And last night during the Monday night game, guess what,
Tom mmmm.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
I.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
San Francisco wide receiver Juwan Jennings responded to a cheap
shit from Carolina safety Trevon Morigg by throwing a punch
after the final whistle. I believe we have video of
this if you look closely. Boom punched him, right, and

(53:16):
that is.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Obvious as anything. Ever, it is purposeful, right. There's no
way that was an accident. Oh, you're only going for
the nuts, yeah, Jennings. Did they call a penalty?

Speaker 6 (53:30):
No?

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Then Jennings then walked over to Morigg after the game
and hit him in the helmet before giving him a shove.
Jennings needed to be held back by coaching staff and
other teammates who left the field. San Francisco coach Shanahan
a petulant child, called moorings actions a cheap shot and
was glad that Jennings didn't have a bigger reaction and
glad he's going to be.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Okay, okay, good, Yeah, that's awful.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
And we've talked to a number of NFL players then
they typically do not wear cups or growing detection.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
It's a general rule.

Speaker 9 (54:01):
I can't believe that.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Well, it makes the ability. It's a fashion. Did you
wear one when you played football? I did not. All
of my all of my sexual organs though, were internal
at that point. Oh yes, yes, not quite a job.

Speaker 8 (54:21):
If you punch a guy in the balls on in
the NFL, is that considered going for two or very nice?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Which is very nice? A certain team went for it.
I caught a helmet in the balls one time. That
was Oh that, I bet your eyes watered awful. Okay, well, now, Christian.

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Also the return of Reno Collier. Reno has been filming
a television series. We're gonna find out about that when
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Speaker 1 (56:58):
Hey, welcome back to the bobbin to show. There's Christy
Lee at the Silac Insurance News Task. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Hello,
Josh Arnold roid it up and ready to go. Yeah,
you were called steroid.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Josh had a little just to touch a bronchitis. They
put him on steroids and now he's stomping around body,
not like steroids, looking for stuff to lift. Need to
be clear because I thought at first you were having
a hemorrhoid issue.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Oh well, that just goes without saying it up. I
see oh piles for days.

Speaker 9 (57:31):
Okay, are you hungry?

Speaker 10 (57:33):
Are you No?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
But everybody keeps asking me that, no matter if I'm
on the steroids or not. No, no, no, because I
guess that's one of the main things I've always heard.
I'm not that hungry, but I just feel like I
want to rip my skin off and pull my skeleton apart,
and I'm anxious and I can't stand it AnyWho. I

(57:55):
was on it. I took my last one this morning. Oh.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
I was on steroids for a week and I felt
good the first two days and then it was like
all downhill from there.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yeah, wild, there's ays Cosby. I'm chick. Hello Tom.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
We were talking about classic Christmas music. You mentioned Johnny Mathis. Yeah,
ninety years old, now he is. But I was listening
to some classic Christmas the other day and he of
course shows up. Oh yeah, a little bit of obscure trivia.
Did you know that Johnny Mathis was once a champion
high jumper. I think I knew that at San Francisco

(58:29):
High School state champ Johnny Mathis, I want to say,
is something like five to seven. He's not a tall
man jumping Johnny Mathis, he jumped more than way over
six feet.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
I think he did.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
I forget the something like six six or six seven
high jumping, which and that was pre Fosberry flop. So
that's a that's quite quite a leap for guys, so
rather unusual trivia.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Note, how did they jump before?

Speaker 5 (59:00):
It was called sometimes called the Western roll? The Western roll,
you'd approach it, you'd approach the tie jump bar and
you would go keep going forward.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
The Fosbury flop you spin around and jump up and
go back over your back.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
Yeah, where the energy is carried through the developed by
the great Dick Fosberry. Fortunately they didn't call it the
Dick flop. That sounds like a night after too much drinking.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Why don't they call that? In Texas?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Hold him the Dick flop? And they flopped the three
cards probably the same reason. Let's get back to the
sports page.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
What have you got? NFL news?

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Minnesota Vikings, that place quarterback JJ McCarthy and the concussion protocol.
Does he have a concussion?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
We don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Is he just bad and they're scared to put him
back in Probably McCarthy first reported symptoms during the team's
travel home in their twenty three sixth loss at Green Bay. Hey,
guess what happened yesterday? Portland Trailblazers coach Chauncey Billups pleaded
not guilty charges he profited from a rigged poker game

(01:00:03):
involving several mafia figures and another former NBA player, Chauncey
a Hall of Famer I forgot about that, was arraigned
yesterday in federal court. Billups arguably the most prominent name
among more than thirty charges in last month's sprawling federal
takedown of illegal gambling operations linked to professional sports. He

(01:00:24):
previously appeared in an Oregon federal court when prosecutors announced
the indictment on October twenty third. His attorney set at
the time that Billips, a five time All Star member
of the Hall of Fame, was a man of dignity
and integrity and denied the charges. Well, he's not named,
but there's some other charges on the way that refer

(01:00:47):
to the guy as an NBA All star current coach. Yeah, yeah,
there's more coming for Chauncey. But that reminds me of
something that a wise man I know name Josh Arnold said.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Hmm.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
He said, don't worry about the prosecutions. Some of the
people involved in this, they're not going to be able
to get to trial because they're going to be dead.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Yeah, this may may all take care of itself. Yeah,
the mafia has a way the mob. Excuse me, but
did you judge and jury?

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
But this gives me an opportunity to play one of
my favorite pieces because Chauncey Phillips famous for his work with.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
The Detroit Pistons. Detroit Pistons, who are by the way,
what are they like?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Twelve and two? Right now? They're doing They're they're doing great.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
And one of my favorite songs of all times comes
to us from Little Timmy Cavanaugh and it's a tribute
to the Detroit Pistons.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
We can all sing along.

Speaker 14 (01:01:43):
The Detroit Pistons, former champs of basketball. I have so
many souvenirs it's hard to list them all. I have
Piston pants, I have Piston Shortsiston beer mobiston as, I

(01:02:07):
had Piston tunes, I have Piston basketballs when I dribble.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
Very much, and I think you can see little Timmy Cavanaugh,
maybe you can urge him to sing that song tonight
since the Pistons are doing really well. He'll be in Lexington,
Kentucky at the famous Comedy off Broadway with the great
Emo Phillips tonight only.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
They're gonna be doing some shows uh Friday through Sunday
at the Lab in Zany's and Nashville, Tennessee.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
But tonight only in Lexington. That'll be a killer show.
Thank you very much, Tim, Back to you, stupid World
Records Yellow, a man from Wichita Falls, Texas, has been
named the world's oldest bus driver.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Oh yeah, we're talking school or According.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
To Guinness World Records, mister Raymond Hagar earned the title
of ninety four years, one hundred and seventy six days old.
According to reports, Raymond has been driving city buses and
Wichita Falls for twenty seven years. Raymond a passion he
has held since he was a young boy. Can can
he hear when people pull the cord?

Speaker 10 (01:03:20):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Old man stop? Despite initially planning to retire at ninety five,
he has decided to continue driving as long as he
remains healthy. I love driving the autobus and the driver
on the bus goes, oh my back, Oh my back,
Oh my back.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Wichita Falls proclaimed November eighteenth as Raymond Hagar Day, recognizing
his contributions and dedication over the past twenty seven at
Rosa Parks.

Speaker 9 (01:03:51):
It looks very good for ninety righty, it's real good
ninety four.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
He looks like the happiest guy I've ever seen. Yes,
driving a bus. Yeah, he has his regular seas every day.
Talks to him. Can I get a horn, a bus
horn for my for a car? Can? I think so?

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Look at that bus steering wheel just straight up, man. Yeah,
he's wrestling that stir Yeah, damn right, that is fun.
I heard the bus driver's city bus drivers check local listings,
but I've heard the ones around here don't get meal
or brakes or anything like that. So that's how every
now and then you'll see a bus pulled over in
front of a convenience store. They're running in to get

(01:04:30):
a pop or a bag of chips.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
What did you think they did? I thought they might
have had gotten a lunch break or something.

Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Surely they lunch break replace a driver, right, They.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Just they drive back to headquarters, headquarter. I don't know.
I don't know what the deal is.

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
The depot, depot, deeper depot. No, maybe not Okay, Well,
congratulations sir. And now another interesting is how old is
he again?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
N ninety four days, ninety four years hundred. I think
his kids took his turkeys away sixteen years ago. Yes, yeah,
he's not allowed on the road. He's a menace.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
But driving that bus for ninety four years, that means
the left blinker has been on for at least seventeen
I'll kill you. I'll tribe. I feel like at you're punk,
make jokes at last got me in trouble one time.
My gosh, I just wanted to try it. A world record.
I can sink my teeth.

Speaker 10 (01:05:26):
Into dupid world record.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
The world's laziest man has been crowned yes, after winning
China's bed rotting contest. You know, two hundred and forty
people took part in this unusual contest. It involves competitors
lying motionless. I can do that for hours to see
who can be lazy for the longest amount of time.

(01:05:49):
Participants were given a mattress to lie on and were
able to turn over use their phones, read books in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Order to take out food. Sounds like a full afternoon. Okay,
I mean they called what does the social media called that?
They called bed roder bed roddy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Yeah, that's what they But were prohibited from sitting up,
leaving the mattress, or going to the bathroom. Oh, they
couldn't poop, that's what I think you think they did
in the bed. You'd have to wor a diaper. How
long did this guy go? He lies what's his name?
It doesn't give his name, doesn't give.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
His name, he's too lazy to give it to him.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
The winner was able to lay down for thirty three
hours thirty five minutes, earning him prize money of four
hundred and twenty two dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
How about that and the world's Laziest Man. So you're
thinking diaper, Oh.

Speaker 9 (01:06:38):
You'd have to I wonder if it was allowed.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
I mean, there's and there's a photograph of it. Looks
it looks like there's been a tornado when people are
sleeping at the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Oh my, there you go. Yeah, you would have a
lot of people. I mean, can you go thirty three
hours without peeing?

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:06:55):
No, out you're eating and drinking, don't. I wouldn't think. Yeah,
there's no way I pee every hour.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I can't go one movie at the theater without peeing.
I never thought I would be that. Do you have
to get up in the middle of a movie? Typically?

Speaker 10 (01:07:08):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Yes? So you know they have an app for that.
It's called run Pee, I think or something like that.
You start run telp R. You start the app when
you see the credits. It gives you a specific instruction
is when to start it, and it'll it'll tell you
in that give you advice, it'll tell you when to
go pee, it'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
What you're missing. Yeah, that's one person's opinion, you know,
like Matthew McConaughey, and I really want to see Matthew
McConaughey is going to be wandering in a field. You
can go take a piss, So so you're you'd rather
just miss the scene in the movie, then open my
phone and find out exactly when I should go. No, yeah,
because I never know. There are some movies I make it.
I don't have to pee, but I'll go.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
I go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
You know, I like artie cinema and a lengthier films.
The notes you don't play that's your two thirties or
two forties.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Maybe sometimes a lot of superfluous unimportant your ghosts.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Lanthemos doesn't make a short film.

Speaker 11 (01:08:03):
What can I do?

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Emma Stone bagged Gorgos? Can I make this movie with you?

Speaker 9 (01:08:08):
Did you see anbariety this morning that Scarlett Johansson's going
to do a remake. They're going to do a remake
of the Exorcist.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
I did see that she was going to star in
the new one. Interesting, you have to play the mom.
She's gonna play Maximon.

Speaker 9 (01:08:25):
Wouldn't you play the mom?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Compose you. They're not remaking it. It's going to be
part of that universe. Okay, did you know I did
Max Foncita composed? That's good. So this is this is
this is post dental work. Composer. Wait a minute, do
it again? Compose you? That's somebody else? Who is it?

(01:08:52):
Is it Bullwinkle? It could be it also might be
Walter Matha. There we go, that's what it is. Throw
this would love to see and maybe with Ai we
can do this. Rocky and Bullwinkle as father Carrius, father
Carris and Max Months. Now I forget I would think

(01:09:13):
that in front of Reagan on the this.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Time concerned, I would be concerned that the c G
I would ruin it. Yeah, well they can stick to
practical effects. Yeah, I think that they can't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Okay, I would just I think they would be a
guy doing it, Mike Flanagan's really it's in good hands now. Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
So, by the way, I'm digging for this article about
this late. They don't name this guy that won the competition.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
That's what I said, I said, the lady who most
likely would what's his name? Where's his name? In China?

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
You don't think it matters that? Oh you feel he's
a lesser human being?

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Okay, I mean I certainly.

Speaker 9 (01:09:59):
But the point is if he had his name, we
wouldn't be able to pronounce it properly.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
So we had to be wearing an adult diaper. Oh
wait a minute, here, I've got his name. What is it?
Be careful. It's ooh ooh ooh uh uh bang bang okay,
uh says he They've been wearing a diaper. I think

(01:10:25):
it's uh, let's see what can we what?

Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
What fun can we have here with what his name
would be? I p pee in poop pe and pooh
in lap, who pooh and trow. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Here we go, Josh.

Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
Here here's the explanation. Bed rotting is a TikTok self
care trend. Yes, you see his followers stay in bed
for as long as a full day or an entire
weekend self care.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
That's what it is.

Speaker 8 (01:10:57):
Yeah, that's suppression support to say it incourage to someone
to get a crucial catch up on sleep and valuable time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
For catch it.

Speaker 9 (01:11:05):
Oh, the longest you've stayed in bed?

Speaker 8 (01:11:08):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Yeah, not sick like we're just talking. Yeah, just stayed
in bed. You stayed in bed all day.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
I mean when I was in my twenties, I'm sure
I slept. I remember the melotone that was in your
system sixty I know.

Speaker 8 (01:11:19):
I think the real question is that during that if
only you could have had a timer when you finally
get up to pee.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
And after a while you're going, this is still going on.
There are some that are amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
Yeah, yeah, I wonder what the world record for that
is now, that'd be fascinating. Yeah, these people have to
be warring diapers.

Speaker 9 (01:11:38):
The world record for the longest pee, Yeah, yeah, I'd
like to know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Do you think they have that I bet it's everything.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
I bet it's right around ninety seconds. Oh, I bet
it's more than well over five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Well that seems yeah, that's impossible.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
I think some yogi, you know, one of these, uh,
you know one of these uh you know, people that can.

Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
Would have to be.

Speaker 9 (01:12:02):
He has an answer, I have an answer. This is
according to AI, So the world record for the longest
pee is five hundred and eight seconds, approximately eight and
a half minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Oh, Tom, that's nuts. I can't believe you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
You were well because my brother and I once were
in Germany grab ass and with each other late in Homess.
We were enjoying some of the local beers and then
we hopped on a bus and uh when we got
they we drove for hours, and we bet we never
had to peece so bad. I mean, we hopped off
the bus and ran to some pub. But I had
to have been peeing for three or four minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Man, it was. It was brutal. I always assumed it
feels like that, but if you actually timed it, it
would be like one way.

Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
Yeah, But I wonder if this guy was one of
these yogi guys, I don't know, I could dig deeper
The longest distance was twenty sixteen. It was set at
nineteen feet six inches. Oh, nineteen feet wow, greatest instance, Pete.
And there is a record for holding your urine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Okay, what do we got? Only only have the two hands?
I mean, how much can you actually holdin your ur
what's that?

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
Seven hundred and twenty hours?

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Well, that just seems dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Let's see ut I waiting to happen? Oh Joe, only hell,
your bladder can burst.

Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
It was a Florida man.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Florida man. Yeah, wow, okay, well all good to know.

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Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Some sad news in the world. Of music.

Speaker 8 (01:14:59):
The great Jimmy Cliff has passed away at the age
of eighty one. Any you guys ever see the movie
The Harder They Come?

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Yes, I liked it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
Yeah it was I don't think the one I saw
is not the one you're talking. Oh, I see, so
there was some pornographic of How did I not know that?
It was kind of a it was sort of like
one of those cult movies that would show a midnight
for sure. I saw it one of those midnight showings

(01:15:32):
on a Friday, and it's a It was kind of
about the emergence of reggae, and I think this is
an argument you could get into. I think the first
reggae hit was actually Johnny Nash. I can see clearly. No,
but I know that Jimmy Cliff did a version of that.
He's probably best known for The Hearder They Come, maybe,

(01:15:54):
But let me play.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
A little bit of that one. This one, this is
pre Bob Marley.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
I knew that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Great for.

Speaker 8 (01:16:13):
Me when it's a it's a kind of a cool
movie and he's he has to go underground, that he
becomes his outlaw. But yeah, Bob Marley became the in
the mid seventies Bob Marley would emerge as the big
reggae guy.

Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
When was this movie in the sixties.

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
I think no, no, I think it came out I
want to say seventy two. I remember, I remember seeing
it a long long time ago. But anyway, some sad
news there from the world of the world of music.
But it's time now for us to get into the
pleasant world of the sporting news that chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
We wrapped up. We did two world records.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
I was just looking up Johnny Nash, Sorry you're stuck
with me, Stir it Up and member, and I can
see clearly now I think it says here stir it
Up was maya seventy two.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Stir it Up. And I could see clearly now June
of seventy two that was that was a huge hit.
And that's great.

Speaker 8 (01:17:05):
Johnny Nash, I'm pretty sure wrote that song. I'd have
to do my homework, but I'm pretty sure he wrote that.
And then Bob Marley really emerged with that live album
I want to say seventy five. I can see clearly
that's a great and Jimmy Cliff did a version of
that that was fairly popular.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Also. Now we turned to Christy lee at the New Day.

Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
Tuesday before Thanksgiving is the busiest travel day according to
the folks in the know, and travel will be the
busiest in fifteen years. Fifty two thousand flights set for today.
That's a lot of flights, a lot of flights. Well
here's something we take it for granted. That's miraculous that
our culture we can do that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
And man, I need to be flying this week.

Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
Do you have my list of TSI I do eleven
surprising things you don't know you could bring through TSA
checkpoints Mental fluss compiled this list. Some of them are
rising and unusual. One includes live fish. Now, the TSA
recommends that you transport your aquatic pal and a clear
plastic container.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Wouldn't it be great if you had a big this
fish in some bag and then they do go put
it to the X ray thing like in a cartoon.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
You see all the bones.

Speaker 9 (01:18:20):
Plants. You could apparently take plants through TSA.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
That'd be irritating.

Speaker 9 (01:18:25):
Not cannabis, so I won't try that one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Just in general, that would be But to have somebody
sit with a spider plant next to you on the plane, yeah,
that would be really yours. Take us my arm. Please,
this is phil Philodendron. Is that right? Excuse me? Can
we open up the door.

Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
You can bring artificial skeleton, bones, artificial skeleton. How do
you know the difference?

Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Taste perfectly valid. It did not get the laugh at
the certain So a skull if you're practicing hamlets, I
guess hm hm.

Speaker 9 (01:19:01):
You can bring pizza, well, that seems normal. People bring pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
I was on an incredible roll with flights and people
bringing on the most onion festoon.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
That's got to stop. In this case. You go to Chicago,
you get what you know, Geno's East or whatever you
want to take, Yeah, take home.

Speaker 9 (01:19:26):
You can bring sports balls on sports ball.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
What non athlete have wrote that? But what's interesting about
this is you can bring a bowling ball, yes, but.

Speaker 9 (01:19:39):
No bowling pin.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
And does it say why.

Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
Yes because the bowling pin could be used for bludgeting.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
Who travels a bowling pin anyway? I know, well, if
you know, you know you can't, but you can't with
your ball, all right?

Speaker 12 (01:19:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
I mean, for example, I have a couple of signed
bowling pins.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
That's very odd, and I mean the weirder sky.

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
I know Peyton Manning because he did he did a
nice charity bowling trip. Of course, you can say no
sometimes when people ask you, you did a great job
raise money for a great cause.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
He never cared for me. Thanks you. Things you can
bring on airplanes lightsabers, Now that's assuming that they don't
actually work. Again, this list was written by a nerd.

Speaker 9 (01:20:25):
Wasn't it balloons as long as they're not inflated?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Hold if they're up your ass for a heroine?

Speaker 9 (01:20:34):
Musical instruments which we of course, oh yeah, Pat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Tell us about how do you get a guitar on
a plane?

Speaker 12 (01:20:40):
You tell them that you have a you have the
you have the rules with you, you print them out
ahead of time, and you say that they have to
accommodate you if they can accommodate you, and you you're
very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Yes, yeah. Do you get it on very often? I'm
very not. Yes. And if they don't, do you have
a travel case that will go No, it'll just go
under you just travel with a good case. I've seen
you be exceedingly kind to have the fight out. Yeah,
and they will let you use it. They were always
kind back. They are using the luggage rack there particularly.

Speaker 9 (01:21:10):
They can't they put it in the one where they
with the first class.

Speaker 8 (01:21:12):
There was a guy Jackets on this show. Sadly he's gone.
He was a very funny comedian. I really liked him,
Glenn Super, Remember Glenn and he had He had a
bunch of ads chicken shaking, chick hates a chick hates everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
That's not true, just people that you think are Hollo.
Glenn Super had a really funny gag. He was mister Bullhorn.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Mister Bullhorn. All right, I'll let his resume speak for himself.
I won't add anything. Pat, are you familiar with this person?

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
I am you? When was he? He was very funny.
Attention ladies, I'm over here.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
Did he have any his big I believe his big
joke was this really comes in handy at the solid bar.
It was funny, but he had a good and he
but he was a guitar comedy. He was a guitar comic.

Speaker 8 (01:22:03):
And he had a guitar that hinged right where the
neck travel one would meet the body of the guitar
and he could obviously loosen the strings and we would
fold and he could carry it on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
It was really cool.

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
It was an electric guitar that had a hinge in it,
and I don't know if that was ever manufactured.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
That's what the comedian was known for.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
No, no, I'm just saying, is this a side note?
This would be of interest to someone who had any sensibility,
but clearly to a philistine such as yourself, who apparently
disliked the poor man who had a sad death.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
This guy had to travel with a guitar and a megaphone,
and and didn't he have a little tiny megaphone, key chains,
pat and he charms? Well who did? Had to make
a living. He's a nice guy.

Speaker 9 (01:22:52):
Other things you can bring through TSA if you're flying
this holiday week.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Antlers, yeah, yeah, can't. You can't kistra those.

Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
I would think an antler could be used as a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
For puppy dogs, right antlers?

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Christie's absolutely right, they're danger I've got antlers at my
house and right you could those can put an eye out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
I can get stavvy with an antler.

Speaker 9 (01:23:15):
There's something that I didn't think I would see. Robot vacuums.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah, your critique of the room. But Josh open run
over two cheerios and a little dog hair. It's clogged.

Speaker 15 (01:23:30):
It.

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
Do you think is ruma the only robot. There's got
to be somebody else trying to make a robot vacuum
that the.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Room was the Kleenex of robot.

Speaker 9 (01:23:40):
We have Thanksgiving leftovers, which is important. And then, of course,
if you're going to travel with those like cranberry sauce
and gravy, apparently you have to use the three one
one liquid's rule. What is the three one one liquid?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Okayns no four ounces three.

Speaker 8 (01:23:55):
Point three point four ounces of liquid, and they must
be in a container no larger than three point four ounces.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
That's one hundred million in clear plastic. One is a
one quart size bag. All liquid containers must fit in
one clear quartz all those.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
All of those travel sizes are three point four ounces.

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
And then lastly, one is one bag per passenger. Each
passenger has one one court bag that can have seems reasonable, uh,
three three point four ounce things?

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
It got it?

Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Yeah, I guess sure that's complicated.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Christy. Did you remember comedian Glenn Super That Tom was just.

Speaker 9 (01:24:33):
Preferring to remember Glenn Super.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Yes, apparently he was on a few episodes of Madam's Place.
Do you believed Flowers?

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Wasn't it one of the Hey, I'll tell you something. Wait,
let me just say you something.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Madam was hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
I love Whalen Flowers was in here, and he totally
got who he was. He was funny off the air.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
He was hilarious. No, no, I get it. And I
liked Madam but hideous looking.

Speaker 8 (01:25:03):
Oh yeah yeah, And I love the gag where he
doesn't even attempt to not move his lips and the
puppets very much a puppet. It's still he's one of
those guys you think, oh, he was probably bad, and
he was great in the air, and he was really
funny off the air and totally got where he was
coming from. If I'm making sense, He knew how he

(01:25:24):
was and how we perceived him, et cetera, et cetera. Well,
enough of lofty talk about great comedians like coming up
comedian Kastaki Economopoulos. Another great comedian. We come to you
from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

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Speaker 8 (01:26:24):
I believe we have a kistacki Economopolis joining us from
Los Angeles, California. There he is, he's our NFL correspondent. Hello, Kostaki,
how are you, sir?

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
I'm good.

Speaker 15 (01:26:35):
When I when I was in my twenties, I went
to see George Carlin at the campus of Georgia Tech
and the opening act was mister Bullhorn.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Oh, we were just talking about Glenn Souper.

Speaker 15 (01:26:47):
Yeah, and even then I remember thinking, is he gonna
do Bullhorn jokes the whole time?

Speaker 10 (01:26:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
We did the whole.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
But he also had a couple of good songs. We
were talking about Glenn a few minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
I want to open up.

Speaker 8 (01:27:02):
We were talking about a great Christmas music earlier, Kustaki
and I mentioned that I was listening to a Johnny
Mathis song that I quite enjoyed, and I did a
little bit of homework. This is fascinating. Johnny Mathis was
five foot seven. He once beat Hey Kastaki, get comfortable,
by the way, just listen, get ready, you're not chick.

(01:27:24):
You're gonna love this because this is involves your favorite
athlete of all time, future NBA legend, all seven feet
of him, Bill Russell love Russ.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Bill Russell was defeated.

Speaker 8 (01:27:37):
By five foot seven Johnny Mathis in a high jump
competition at San Francisco State University. Johnny Mathis jumped six
feet five and a half inches in nineteen fifty five.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
That is crazy. That's a.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
That's a crazy stat But and the fact that he
would beat the Bill Russell is just right, I walk
over it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:02):
That's amazing. Anyway, I know. Let's see. That's so that's
we've covered the NBA, We've covered Christmas music. Oh yeah,
you're the NFL guy, uh, Kustoki, what's going on in
the NFL that you find interesting this week.

Speaker 15 (01:28:14):
Well, Jameis Winston is a national treasure. Yes, he's so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
He slings it all over he hear me out.

Speaker 15 (01:28:22):
He should be the league's all time backup quarterback. Right,
your quarterback goes down, you call New York, they send
Jamis to your city.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Right, he gives a colorful plus press.

Speaker 15 (01:28:34):
Conference and insane pregame speech, and win or lose, he
leads your team in a high scoring, entertaining affair.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
He's he's awesome, he's so much fun.

Speaker 15 (01:28:45):
He's a character, and he, as Scott Van Peltz so
perfectly said, Jamis keeps both teams in the game.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
That's right.

Speaker 15 (01:28:54):
And if he's busy Joe Flacco. Right, you get a
list of these guys. They just come to your town,
and they fell late if you need them, very convenient,
and they're very well paid. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right,
they should be.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
I mean there's only I don't know. Check how many
good backup quarterbacks are there?

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
Five thirty two teams. I'd say maybe a little higher
than that, but not much. Yeah, seven maybe six or
seven maybe yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
And they also took go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:29:23):
I was talking to a guy and that's kind of
plugged into the NFL. And he was saying, every team
they have a lot of phone numbers on standby. Oh yeah,
so they know, Okay, suddenly you need a punter boom.
They got a list of five guys or whatever, so
they because these things do happen. And of course a
lot of guys come up from the practice squad, which
is kind of cool.

Speaker 15 (01:29:44):
Yep, yeah, I mean it's a it's a constant churning
machine with injuries.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
And Tom loves the term taxi squad, don't you.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
Yeah, yeah, the taxi squad, I believe, was famously developed
by the Cleveland Browns back in the fifties.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
H it's a long I know, Christy, I don't want
to get into it. It's some fantasy teams use taxi squads.

Speaker 15 (01:30:07):
Yeah, there the developmental players that aren't you're not going
to plan this year, but you have them on another
category on your team.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Yeah. Well, now, because Jaki are you? Are you working
at all anytime soon? Yeah? I'm telling some jokes.

Speaker 15 (01:30:21):
In mid December, I think December eleven, twelve thirteen, I'm
doing uh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Cincinnati, which club the Comet. It's a cool independent little
band bar that does comedy all the time.

Speaker 15 (01:30:35):
Your son just worked there. If I'm not mistaken, Willie
just did the comic. Then I'm doing Jasper Indiana and
Mohammet Illinois, and I'll be playing poker and Cincinnati at.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Ruggles nice and you can come play with you, come
find me. Yeah, I'll be there.

Speaker 15 (01:30:56):
Oh, by the way, Josh, last week you asked me
who the good one of you guys, ask me who
the good comedian poker players are, and somebody emailed me
Gabe Kaplan.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Yeah, no, no, we said comedians comedians. Ga Gabe's world class. Yeah,
he was a world class poker player, right.

Speaker 15 (01:31:16):
Yeah, apparently he was a pro and he was the
commentator and he's been around you know.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
That's kind of cool. I forgot about Gabe kathlic Wow. Yeah,
I don't know if you heard this.

Speaker 15 (01:31:27):
Possibly as soon as next year, the Saints are expected
to play a game at Paris, and to make the
French fans more comfortable, the referees are going to throw
white flags.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Oh yeah, time World War two. I forget it. Yeah,
the Saints and France.

Speaker 15 (01:31:52):
That's appropriate because they are we we they they're not
good at football, right, They just picked the team they
thought was the most acclimated to buttery food, but the Saints.
That really sounds like more of a job for the
Montreal Alouettes. Right, They're already half French, but America is

(01:32:16):
sending France Canadian football would be like France sitting America
Swedish wine.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
It's not really, it's not what you want.

Speaker 15 (01:32:24):
Another sign of global warming. The Bears are delaying their hibernation.
Usually this time of year they're already asleep for the winter.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
But no, they're good. The Bears are good, The Packers
are good, the Lions are good.

Speaker 15 (01:32:36):
The division has gotten really good around the Vikings and
they don't have an established quarterback. The Vikings are going
to be in the basement longer than that lady from
Silence of the Lambs.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
It'd be a whall. This time of year in.

Speaker 15 (01:32:51):
Minnesota, you got to worry about seasonal effective disorder. But
at least now they don't have to deal with post
season and effective disorder.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
They're not going just that last there.

Speaker 10 (01:33:07):
They're not going.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Be Hey, Kashaki, what do you think about that?

Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
JJ McCarthy now has he's in concussion protocol that he
noticed in the plane on the flight home. Yeah, it's
a little fishy, right, yeah, is he Is he injured
or they've realized, Oh, we made a horrible mistake.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Get us Sam Darnold back. You know. I hope he
ends up being good. But it doesn't look like it
right now. No, No, it does not. Man, We'll see.
McCarthy said his confidence remains high, which means he is
also high. He's got to watch the tapes. Yeah, just
just take a look of the worst stats of the league.
He's like, if the Raiders are a quarterback, it's not

(01:33:46):
good right now.

Speaker 15 (01:33:49):
The Raiders fired their offensive coordinator this week Wait, that
offense was coordinated.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
Funny. When I watched the Raiders, I feel like they're
nailing it on being offensive to my eyes. He shakes
his head. Chiefs. Noah Gray somehow made.

Speaker 15 (01:34:09):
A catch while going unconscious this weekend, which reminds me
this is true. In the twenties, there was a jockey
that had a heart attack during a steeple chase race
and he died, but he managed to stay in the saddle,
making him the only dead jockey to ever win a race,
which sort of speaks to the uselessness of the jockey.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
It's got to hurt your feelings if you're one of
the other jockeys of that race. Really he beat he
was dead and he wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
Okay, they could just put one hundred and twenty pounds
vests on the horses right back hammers or something. Where's
the guy is still on the horse and still it
was still in the saddle race?

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Yeah, wow, that counts. Huh.

Speaker 8 (01:34:54):
I guess it'd be a kind of a grim time
in the winter circle. Hey do don't put the flowers
around the horse.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
We need them over here.

Speaker 15 (01:35:03):
Ah C J Watt now has more sex than his
older brother JJ Watt. Usually when you're in a sack
race with your brother, it's a family reunion.

Speaker 8 (01:35:15):
It's a very oh yeah, three legged race. Nice Thanksgiving, now,
KAUZTOCKI let's get right to it. Thanksgiving. You've got a
complicated family life, like we all do. Where are you
gonna be for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
I am going to.

Speaker 15 (01:35:28):
Cosm to watch football I have. I've got the kiddos
like all a lot this week and all weekend. But Thursday,
I just conceded to the moms and I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go watch football at Cosm and then play cards.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
It's gonna be great. It's a football day.

Speaker 10 (01:35:43):
It's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
I love and that cosm is unbelievable. You want to
explain that to us.

Speaker 15 (01:35:51):
It's it's it's the it's the poor man's version of
the sphere. It's a small sphere that has a lot
of sporting events. So you're in this domed The screen
is so good. Last year I went and we it
was a game at Lambeau and we're following the down
and distance on the clock in.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Lambeau on the screen.

Speaker 15 (01:36:12):
The picture is so beautiful and you have like stadium
seating and you get a beer and you sit there
and you feel like you're in the game. It's really
cool sports experience.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:36:23):
All right, Well now we will let's see, we'll be
talking to you next week. And I want to underscore
the fact that Week thirteen begins Thursday with three games,
and you can go to bobintom dot com slash contest
and make your picks to win that gift certificate from Stevensinger.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
Jewelers peruse the.

Speaker 8 (01:36:43):
Inventory at I Hate Stevensinger dot com now if they
want to join up with you Kustaki for all pro
lines and add some jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
How do they do that?

Speaker 10 (01:36:51):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:36:51):
All pro lines on Facebook and Instagram, Come join us.
Sometimes I write jokes that you can't do on the radio.
They're dirty or political, or corporate bashing or regional.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Bashing or just edgy or I don't forget the ones
that don't work. I mean, let's see, Yeah, there are
plenty of jokes that don't work. We love those.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Well, sometimes those are the most fun. Oh oh no, no,
I mean I've made a decent living at it. I
mean in the nicest way. Sometimes it's it's a little
something for the effort.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Sure, yeah, Sometimes jokes are funny at writing but not audibly.
I don't know why that's a category.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
But we cover that too.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
It all prolonged.

Speaker 8 (01:37:30):
But to make an effort to cover each team, you
really have to have to well. Kastaki is one of
my favorite comedians. Thank you very much, Kustaki. Have a
great Thanksgiving. I guess are you gonna have like a
turkey sandwich at the bar?

Speaker 11 (01:37:41):
What a you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Last year I did this too.

Speaker 15 (01:37:45):
I did sort of a non family Thanksgiving and the
casino wheeled out free Thanksgiving dinners for everyone who was
in there. In the afternoon. I'm actually kind of I
think that's gonna happen. I'm gonna go play cards.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
And the guy is the guy the waiter wearing like
a pilgrim.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Soups to Oh, I hope so just sad. Yeah, Okay,
here's your meal. Generous. Yeah, not to get to you guys.

Speaker 15 (01:38:12):
You guys changed my life being on this show is
always the only thing I ever cared about in comedy
was that people would eventually buy some tickets to see
me on purpose, and you guys made that dream come
true for me.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
So I am very thankful to you guys, earnestly. Thanks.
Thanks for everything you get. You've been great. You changed
my life. So thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
Bob Well, put those thank yous in a sock, mister,
how dare you get sincere around the holiday?

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
I love Yakostafi. We're thankful for you man. Yeah, I
have a great holiday. Holidays everybody, you magnificent, great pastor.
Oh you missed it.

Speaker 8 (01:38:45):
Okay, we have coming up some exciting stuff in the
world of news today. We've already covered what you can
and can't take on an airplane. If you're flying today, Tom,
are you sending uh? I didn't want to say anything
while he was on the air, But are you sending
him some MoMA hostas I do every Chris, I send
almost all of our major guests boxes of Omaha steaks,
all right, and I always well, the one thing I

(01:39:06):
have learned, by the way, when you're sending Omaha steaks, Yes,
this is a little tricky. I bet you've got to
make sure that the person you're sending them to still
lives at that address or is going to be home
or right in the cases of my brothers, are they
going to be home?

Speaker 7 (01:39:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Ah, they didn't go to France for the month or
yeah whatever, Yeah, Stockey's on the road for two weeks, right,
so yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:39:27):
No, I will.

Speaker 8 (01:39:28):
So it's a sort of a semi surprise. But I
highly recommend sending Omaha steaks. I probably sent more than
a dozen sets of them last year.

Speaker 9 (01:39:36):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Well, whether you're sending an unforgettable gift or even sending
one to yourself, you got to treat yourself. God when
you know that, Oh yeah, I saw you treat yourself today.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
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to help, but we're going to be continuing our helping
of you. Wait a minute, that doesn't sound right.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
I'll wait a minute. Hold it. Josh's got this one.
We're gonna come back.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
When we're going to come back when we return, okay,
And we'll do that when we're back okay, and we'll
be back to be back by the yes, did you
guys miss yesterday? When Tom said uh? And I will
give all the details on the details.

Speaker 8 (01:42:20):
Next Yes, sir, I'll give you the details when I
provide them for you. From the Araliot to Part Studios,
we remain the Bob and Top Show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (01:42:35):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance snooze desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
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There's A's Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the prize pick
Sports Desk. Hello Tom, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Sorry man, about a horse lengthy he.

Speaker 9 (01:43:18):
I don't want to hear We don't need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
Well, I just didn't realize that we have a just late,
remarkably late. Yeah, sorry, I I'm always late a couple
times the morning. But Chack has a good way of
covering for me.

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
Yeah, that's right. I'll just say as if he's here. Yeah,
well I'm here right now. Let's move forward here, thank God.

Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
Ready for your history lesson. I have a story that's
got a history thing.

Speaker 9 (01:43:46):
Do you want to hear this? Aristocrats in seventeenth century Venice,
the aristocrat once used an unusual contraption to trap their flatulence.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
Really, we have a picture of this thing.

Speaker 9 (01:43:57):
According to ven Easy Today or Venenzia today today, a
device called the van vera was worn underneath the dresses
of noble women.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
Doesn't vanvera sound like a car?

Speaker 9 (01:44:11):
It does very much a noble women to contain their
farts a fart catchia.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
It consisted of a tube or funnel.

Speaker 9 (01:44:22):
This had to be very comfortable that went from the
wearer's posterior to a balloon like container that captured their
flagelence unbelievable. One van Vera from the nineteenth century is
now on display at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague.
Machine and consists of a leather pouch that would both
muffle a fart and contain the gas until it could

(01:44:43):
later be emptied.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
We sold and it looks like a like a big
leather balloon. It looks like a certain bag.

Speaker 9 (01:44:55):
How would you hold that on your butt?

Speaker 5 (01:44:57):
The distract the part that's kind of so see the
s looking park that must go around the butt cheeks.

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
Yeah, it doesn't. You don't insert it into the right.

Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
It's just worn around the ass and then that center
goes into the bladder there and then it looks like
you can untie the end of the bladder looks like
at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Of a balloon. So you can just untie, let the
gas out, or sell it to some perverted prints. If
only that had the internet. Well you know, men just huffed,
Oh yeah, but you know how many guys right now
are going to keep talking?

Speaker 5 (01:45:34):
Yeah yeah, far traps yeaheah far control to maj tall.

Speaker 9 (01:45:40):
Wonder They had to wear those big hoop skirts and
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
The things women had to like, women were dying because
their corsets were too tighty just insanity back.

Speaker 8 (01:45:50):
This is essentially the opposite of a whoopee cushion. The
idea is to contain the gas and muffle the sound.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
I mean, we're noble women far darting that much all
the time. Would you munch?

Speaker 10 (01:46:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
I would.

Speaker 9 (01:46:04):
I'm a gassy person.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
We have You're not smelled at the hallway. She's crop
almost as much as Tom does. Man, you made you
made a handful of men's days today. So what does
does van Vera sound?

Speaker 8 (01:46:19):
More like an Italian car or something from one of
the major pharmaceutical companies new van Vera.

Speaker 9 (01:46:25):
Yeah, it really sounds like a card.

Speaker 5 (01:46:27):
May cause success of flens ironically, that would be ironic.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
How did you get the name for your dude new drug?

Speaker 5 (01:46:35):
Oh well, we wanted this anti flagelent device from sixteen forty.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Were you aware of this thing at all?

Speaker 6 (01:46:42):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:46:42):
No, yeah, I know this was I never even thought
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
You asked us like we were we were there in
sixteen forty. I asked Tom. Oh, okay, he might because
he's a student of history. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:46:53):
I was just doing some research and this thing, this
thing popped up at it but it's so weird. And
then you see the picture of it. You don't have
when you see a picture of an old baseball glove
from nineteen ten, and yeah, they're really primitive.

Speaker 9 (01:47:06):
Well that looks a lot more comfortable than if you
had to put tubing because if there's being involved, got
to go.

Speaker 8 (01:47:11):
What would they make tubing out of back in the day,
I would to be brass and then you would get
a tube type of did they have flexible tube?

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
But that might turn your skin green the vein of
a yak or something.

Speaker 9 (01:47:26):
I was thinking that some intastic ye.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
Yeah, oh my god, I bet they did that sheep
guts Yeah yeah, wow. Well time now we have? How
was our time?

Speaker 10 (01:47:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
We can.

Speaker 5 (01:47:37):
We can squeeze a little bit of history here this
I love this first one. Anybody knew who Sina Sama was?

Speaker 9 (01:47:47):
Sama?

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
I like the name though, King of nighttime Requests? Is
that right?

Speaker 6 (01:47:53):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:47:53):
Sina Sama was born in Madras, India.

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
I've seen a fall, I've seen a spring, I've seen
a Sama pronounces Madras. That's how it's correctly pronounced. We
want to just throw up on your shoes right now.
No one likes you, and I would like to join
Christie and vomiting on.

Speaker 5 (01:48:15):
It's hard being It's hard being correct around here?

Speaker 9 (01:48:17):
Do you have Madross plaid when you were in icema?

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
That's Madres different.

Speaker 5 (01:48:23):
In eighteen seventeen, he came over to the United States
and he was the first sword swalloweder swallower, Oh swallowed
her sword swallowed on to perform in the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
That's hard to say. I've seen that in person, and
that freaks me out. I can't watch it. It's have
you ever seen a sword swallower in person? Josh? And
you know what I mean when I'm saying that, Yeah,
I've met a couple. Really, are you right? Yeah, that's
what I had in mind. No, how about the one
with the what was the deepen what is it? Deep throat?

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
And she remember the first time you saw that, it
was like, that's a love Lovelace, It's a magic.

Speaker 8 (01:49:01):
This is this is not totally it's this is not
a pornographic display. Was a circus like stunt?

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
Oh quick. He was a fan apparently Linda Lovelace. He
goes Lovelace knew immediately, had you correct me?

Speaker 5 (01:49:16):
In fact, she was hideous that you love her curly hair.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
You did not like her. There's no way you like it.
Did you hear that?

Speaker 5 (01:49:25):
Hidious utterly, utterly un erotic?

Speaker 6 (01:49:30):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:49:30):
Oh, here we go eighteen sixty seven Alfred Nobel and
it just pronounced no bell, not no illiterates.

Speaker 9 (01:49:36):
We knew that one.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
He pad to dynamite ergo the peace prize.

Speaker 5 (01:49:43):
All right, you guys are gonna have peace. I'm gonna
blow you up times. You do need war to get
peace here here, thank you very much. John Madden and
Pat some are all broadcast their first game together in
what year?

Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
Chick McGee?

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
Uh ninety one? No eighty, I haven't gone yet. Eighty
eighty seven? No, hang on, come on, John Madden and.

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
Pat Summer, all the Statler and Walter.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
Before it was Somemmer, all the Madden with Brookshire, Madden Summer.
I'm going to say eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Nine seventy nine.

Speaker 8 (01:50:17):
Sadly, in another universe they're playing Summer all twenty five
as a Madden where the boatload of money docks every year.
They finally paid him off for the name Madden, right sure,
and wasn't it a colossal amount of cash?

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
Don't know, let's see.

Speaker 8 (01:50:39):
The Beatles released the White Album in nineteen sixty eight
album and.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
We sold the whites. It was a different time. It
was a different time.

Speaker 8 (01:50:49):
By the way up. Probably the anthology series is being
what network's that going to be on? You know, Apple, Apple,
and it's they've added a new chapter.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
Who gives a plus? Is what it's gonna be? Not
good enough for you? Are they? The Beatles bringing joy
to the world of and I bought that anthology thing
when it came out.

Speaker 5 (01:51:09):
No, this is this is the video version that the
music has been remixed. I won't go too deep.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Because I know I'm talking to you. I know I'm bathing.

Speaker 5 (01:51:19):
Bathing and the shallow and made this record and we'll
give it the shallow end of the cranial pool.

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Don't leave me out of the shallow end of the craniol.

Speaker 5 (01:51:31):
Happy birthday, Andrew Carnegie, Carnegie, the Man of Steel?

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
What about carnage ironic?

Speaker 8 (01:51:39):
You never got to play carnegiele No, No, he didn't
know how to get there, didn't. Okay, now I want
to This is a tough one, Chick McGee only okay.
The difference between Carl Bets and Carl Benz, Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
Carl Benz invented the car. Carl Betts was a sitcom
actor very well. Wasn't he in the Donna Reed Show?

Speaker 10 (01:52:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
And then I think he has some cop show later on.

Speaker 8 (01:52:10):
I think, yeah, No, it was like Jordan for Hire
or something. Happy Birthday, Joey Chestnut eighty three, Front of
the show, Joey chest Not on your chest?

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
You not on your wall? Lastly, how about a not
on your chest Happy birthday Joe Gibbs.

Speaker 5 (01:52:30):
Yes, sir, your favorite double Hall of Famer.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
That's him. Marla's boy, right, Marla Marlon No.

Speaker 5 (01:52:39):
Washington Redskins football coach, very super Bowl winning coach, NASCAR
great multiple.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
There you go, there you go. That's that's our history.
Lesson for today.

Speaker 5 (01:52:49):
Only coach to win three super Bowls, three different quarterbacks.
He was also a NASCAR driver NASCAR team.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
Oh well, that's very successful. What am I doing? Why
am I trying? I forgot? I'm no mind.

Speaker 8 (01:53:03):
I can't even get my toes so shallow and the
shallow and over there, my toes aren't even wet.

Speaker 5 (01:53:08):
You Really, here's the thing he really thinks that, I know,
he really does. We are all, we are all so
much lesser than How does that make everybody else feel?

Speaker 8 (01:53:19):
I mean, I don't care in terms of your mental
capacity and your soul. Now, yes, this is my favorite
thing that we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
This is a great gift.

Speaker 8 (01:53:29):
It's called the Aura frame and it's I'm gonna spell
it because it's confusing and it has.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
Caught Tom's imagination. He can't put it down.

Speaker 10 (01:53:36):
He you are.

Speaker 5 (01:53:36):
Look at that great picture of Christy right there, looks
like Taylor Swift. That's a great picture of you, Christy.
Every day he comes in uploaded some photos to the
Aura last night.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Who else did that?

Speaker 8 (01:53:50):
I mean, she could upload those photographs of great Washington
redskin quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
He could have pictures of Joe Gibbs. I'm gonna get
one on my own and start my own little look
a photo corner.

Speaker 8 (01:54:02):
What's happening is this thing is it's like a slide
shows it's rotating through photograph after photograph. Said, there's a
good one of what pattyg me chick looking really means?

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
The lighting. Yeah, now, how does it work?

Speaker 8 (01:54:17):
Well, I was at my house over the weekend loading
stuff onto this thing, and it was here at the station.
It's really cool and this makes a great gift. You
can preload it.

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
That's right. You can do all the pictures before you
send it to someone, and then you can add pictures.

Speaker 9 (01:54:30):
Yeah, and it comes wrapped in a beautiful gift box.
You don't even have to worry about wrapping it. It's
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This really is cool. I'm going to get a bunch
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Speaker 8 (01:55:15):
Oh, that's one of our comedian friends. Sorry, I thought
it was I should point up. This thing is about
thirty feet from my face right now, so it's hard
for me to see now that.

Speaker 5 (01:55:25):
Now you could you could you can upload photos to that,
but it doesn't have to be where you are, right.

Speaker 8 (01:55:32):
Right, I uploaded a bunch of these photos from my house.
Or that's fascinating, it's amazing. Now once again it's Aura
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Thank you very much. Coming up from the Silin Insurance
News desk, Christy Lee, what's happening?

Speaker 9 (01:55:49):
Coming up? We have a whole bunch of great things.
We have a tie woman who was found in her coffin,
still alive right before cremation.

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
Oh, a tie woman is like kissing your sister?

Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
What not?

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
Just a tie? I'm sorry. And of course we still
have to get to.

Speaker 9 (01:56:05):
A disease on a male. Part of the anatomy that
you wouldn't expect.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
Is your penis currently being eaten away. We'll be back
with that is your cat's eyecake. We'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:56:19):
That's all coming up from the Rally Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 11 (01:56:22):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
is Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:56:30):
Hey, Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hey,
she's at the We're trying not to wake the baby. Hi, Christy,
are you a chick? We're at the Sideline Insurance News day.

Speaker 9 (01:56:47):
Wouldn't it be nice if we all talk like that?

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Is a golf tournament? Well Byron Josh Arnold cursed cost
of a mother or something. You guys have had children?
Has this ever happened? I'm conscious of this in my neighborhood,
especially now that it's in a lot of areas leaf blowing.
Did you ever have a moment where you finally got

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the baby down and somebody started mowing or leaf blowing
next door.

Speaker 10 (01:57:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:57:21):
I don't think Tom has, because he's the guy leaf
blowing at eight in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
Seven in the morning.

Speaker 8 (01:57:27):
We determined that ten o'clock on Sunday is the earliest
you can leaf blow. I will leaf blow out my garage.

Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
That's still loud, that's still going out the world. I
could still hear. How do they get in your garage?

Speaker 9 (01:57:40):
Do you have to have your garage door open? Or
if stuff would just be blowing around your garage.

Speaker 8 (01:57:44):
It'd be like a snow glow. I have dogs with
white fur, and they tend to for some reason. It
always seems to end up in the grass every day.
I blow out my garage every day.

Speaker 9 (01:57:54):
Every day. I wonder you don't have time to do
normal stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:57:59):
And that's what it could be more normal and have
a nice clean garage every.

Speaker 9 (01:58:02):
Day every day.

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
That's not normal. How do you get up in the morning?
My god, how much time a dog spend? Yeah, I
don't know, but they set up for some reason. It's
every time I do it.

Speaker 5 (01:58:14):
It's just like it looks like it's snowing white fur.

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
Let's move forward here.

Speaker 5 (01:58:18):
I believe we're gonna go to the big screen and
we have a special surprise.

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
Guest. It's ad Septic. Hey, everybody, I ain't a surprise.

Speaker 10 (01:58:26):
It's ed.

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
I'm here at the head place.

Speaker 13 (01:58:30):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:58:31):
I'm ount in my shop doing my thing.

Speaker 1 (01:58:33):
You guys know me.

Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
I'm a septic, the number two plumber in the Tristate area,
banging pipes.

Speaker 4 (01:58:37):
Neverwives.

Speaker 1 (01:58:39):
Sure most plumbers.

Speaker 6 (01:58:42):
Are like me.

Speaker 3 (01:58:42):
The day after Thanksgiving, we're gonna be down in the
dumps literally.

Speaker 4 (01:58:46):
Oh yeah, I bring a whole new meaning to the term.
Smell my elbow.

Speaker 3 (01:58:52):
Yeah, I got some tips so you don't follow up
the toilets this holiday tip number one, But they can
save on the amount of toilet paper flush. But remember
teach the little ones it's a bidet, not a drinking fountain.
In case of a major clog, would I like to do?
I always keep a five gallon bucket filled with kitty
litter on hand. You don't want to Uncle Clarence deucing

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out back in the kid's sandbox.

Speaker 1 (01:59:16):
Again, be sure to have a a plunger.

Speaker 4 (01:59:22):
Around if nothing else.

Speaker 3 (01:59:23):
After you've had too much to drink, stick it to
your brother in law's bald head. Watch him try to
wrangle that sucker off.

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
Funny.

Speaker 4 (01:59:29):
Yeah, just be sure to rinse it before you go
using it in the bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
Again. Speaking and drinking, if.

Speaker 4 (01:59:36):
You run low on booze, you can always make a.

Speaker 3 (01:59:38):
Decent cocktail out a listing hand sanitizer and mister pib
I will warn you a wicked hangover willing suit. Speaking drinking,
If your Grandpa's third wife, Gretchen starts rubbing your upper
thigh under the table while he's saying grace.

Speaker 4 (01:59:55):
Just enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
That's what I say.

Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
Dancing's always fun daring Thanksgiving, But as I always say,
stick to square dancing. Avoid clogging.

Speaker 1 (02:00:07):
Before I go.

Speaker 3 (02:00:07):
Hey, chick, I still got you down for two thirty
tomorrow afternoon. We still home for that two turty. That's right,
that's right it. I'll see you then.

Speaker 6 (02:00:15):
All right.

Speaker 4 (02:00:16):
I'm gonna leave you all with a little holiday poem.

Speaker 1 (02:00:18):
O good Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:00:20):
Turkey is white, gravy is brown, called septic when your
turns won't go down?

Speaker 4 (02:00:25):
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody, Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (02:00:29):
That needs to be a T shirt. God very much,
Christy Lee. We have time for one story from the
SILI Insurance news desk.

Speaker 9 (02:00:38):
Which one do you doctors in Ireland?

Speaker 12 (02:00:40):
Say?

Speaker 9 (02:00:40):
A man developed tuberculosis on his penis.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
It just won't stop coughing.

Speaker 9 (02:00:45):
The fifty seven year old man went to a hospital
in Dublin after his penis became red, swollen and painful.
After initial antibiotic treatment failed. Additional scans revealed the characteristic
signs of of millinaire is millary tuberculosis miliary MTB, a
severe form of the infection. He was treated over the

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course of a year and though part of his penis
had to be removed necrosis, he cleared the infection after
ten months.

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
So he had TV and his PP Yeah he did.

Speaker 9 (02:01:18):
You will doctors noted. While it can strike anywhere in
the body, benile tuberculosis is very rare. Wow, it's been
revealed the patient had a lot of dead animal exposure
after having grown up on a farm, work as a butcher,
and was an avid hunter.

Speaker 1 (02:01:34):
Boy. I bet he made love to a dead on mysterious.
That's how you get it? How else would you get
it on your wiener?

Speaker 12 (02:01:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:01:43):
Does it travel? Does TV travel? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
Mine's been coughing up phlegm for years. Oh my goodness.
What if you look down one day and now that
little I don't know. I guess I just try to
slide the houls down in there like I was loading
a pez dispenser. Oh my god, you'd be worried about
it all day. He was sitting in the meeting. Would

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you ever put vake vexed vapor rub down there?

Speaker 9 (02:02:12):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (02:02:12):
I bet it would stand. Absolutely. It has to burn.
But what do you got a lesion on your penis?
Why would it burn?

Speaker 5 (02:02:19):
Because it's Oh, you use that gold blonde, gold gold blonde,
remember her? Yeah, gold bond medicated?

Speaker 6 (02:02:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
You used the green can or did you use that?
By mistake one? One? Yeah? This poor guy.

Speaker 5 (02:02:31):
They had to remove part of it. Yeah, I wonder
what part. Not the back, not the underside. That's where
all the underside is where all the business happens, right right,
So I think.

Speaker 1 (02:02:42):
Most of the nerves seem to be there out of
the underside of that gathering of the helmet undersid. TV
is a very serious business and the bottom of it
from the top. Shut up the underside of you.

Speaker 8 (02:02:59):
You know something, there's a shark. There's no point moving
on coming up or We're going to talk with a comedian,
Reno Collier. He's disappeared for a while. We're gonna find
out where's that great tough crowd baby good luck? Okay,

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so doesn't you're supposed to check your private parts for
tuberculosis Again, that's a pretty unusual ven diagram where that
meets that, I will tell you that. Now we're coming
right back with the aforementioned Reno to the Rally Autoparts Studios.

Speaker 1 (02:03:37):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the
show is on the way.

Speaker 11 (02:03:41):
You can find us on x at Bob and Tom
or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
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Speaker 5 (02:03:51):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at
the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin. Chick,
there's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 12 (02:03:59):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
Ace Cosby's here. I'm chick Wighee, Lord, I'm down. You
got the blue so bad? I got the blue Here's
town not as bad as the blues that you just said.

Speaker 8 (02:04:14):
The story about, Yeah, boy, tuberculosis of the male member.
Didn't they call tuberculosis consumption?

Speaker 1 (02:04:21):
I believe consumed part of this guyoikes a happier note.
We have a special guest. Are is he ready? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:04:30):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:04:31):
There we go, Ladies and gentlemen. We're joined by a comedian,
Reno Callier.

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
Good morning.

Speaker 10 (02:04:36):
It's good to see you guys. Everyone, but Josh, why
because I heard what you said. I was listening when
they said Reno's been gone for a while, and you said,
hasn't it been nice?

Speaker 1 (02:04:47):
And I thought, you know what, Josh was my buddy.
I meant for you. You had a nice break from
us vacation. I missed you. I loved it. You know
we missed you.

Speaker 5 (02:04:57):
Are you allowed to talk about the forthcoming adventure that
you have in the Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:05:01):
I got two of them. I got two of them.
I got a TV show coming out. We finished filming.
All I can say is I can the name of
it is The Carve Off. It is badass and there
are lots of chainsaws. That's about all I can say.

Speaker 1 (02:05:17):
Okay, yeah, the Carve Off.

Speaker 8 (02:05:19):
Now, speaking of the Carve Off, I understand that you
are carved because when we talked to you a couple
of months ago, you said you had to go on
a special diet an exercise program because you were going
to be shirtless in a scene.

Speaker 10 (02:05:31):
Yeah, because fat looks good on TV, skinny looks good
on TV. In between at fifty four is freaking gross, right,
So I had to get I'm down to I put
a little bit back on. I'm like one hundred and
eighty pounds, which from my heaviest I mean, I used
to be too sixty, so wow, it's yeah. So, I

(02:05:53):
mean that's been a long time ago. That's back when
I was drunk all the time. But that's actually my
other project that I've been working on that dropped Monday
is Uh, there's a new podcast called Alive and Sober
with Reno c that's on Apple, Spotify, all that stuff,
and it's basically just broken people talking to other broken
people about addiction and trudging your way forward through recovery

(02:06:16):
and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (02:06:17):
So that just came out yesterday too, So I'm sorry,
give me the title one more time.

Speaker 10 (02:06:22):
It's called A Live and Sober okay with Reno with
all right, Yeah, it's a it's for people in recovery.
A lot of times we can't get to meetings or
can't get to our groups and can't so people are
truck drivers or in their car for sales. So I
just wanted to catalog a bunch of stuff to uh,
let people have some reference point to go to when

(02:06:43):
they can't talk to another alcoholic or atic.

Speaker 1 (02:06:45):
That's great. Yeah, man, Now do you have any still
shots of you shirtless?

Speaker 10 (02:06:52):
I do, but I can't show them to anybody because they're.

Speaker 1 (02:06:57):
Oh, okay, ok, yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:07:00):
You problems.

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
So when the TV show, you can't talk much about it.
When will it be released? You know that yet?

Speaker 11 (02:07:08):
We don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:07:09):
It's they're finishing up the final stuff right now. So
it's uh, but the seasons shot, it's we're good to go.
And you said there's an it involves a lot of chainsaws. Tons,
it's chainsaws. There's wood flying. I mean it's it's amp.

Speaker 1 (02:07:26):
Did you ever have to pick up a chainsaw?

Speaker 10 (02:07:29):
I didn't have to, but they let me play with them,
and well for a little while. That has got to
laughing and making jokes like, hey man, I've used these
before and stuff like all the and uh but it
was fun, man, and the people on the show were awesome.
I've always been you know, you guys can hear me

(02:07:50):
grumpy about young people this and young people that we
had like twenty one year old's, twenty two year olds
working on the podcast and the TV show and I
have I'm like, in this generation, these kids are working.
The ones that I was around are freaking killing it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:06):
Man. Plenty of hard workers out there there really are.

Speaker 10 (02:08:08):
There really are, and I've blasted them for a long time,
and I kind of changed my tune a little bit.
I got some good feelings about these kids and their
work as it.

Speaker 5 (02:08:17):
All right, So the show should be out sometime in
the spring.

Speaker 1 (02:08:21):
Then I was assuming you can't stand, he can't stand.
You don't have specifics.

Speaker 10 (02:08:25):
I know, you know what.

Speaker 1 (02:08:29):
Tonight on NBC. That's what he wants and it's ever again.
Are there any guests?

Speaker 6 (02:08:38):
No?

Speaker 10 (02:08:38):
Okay, no, just wondering, dude, it suns because I was like, hey,
what can I say? And they were like, well, what
are you thinking? And I go, well, what if I
just say the name of it. It's badass and there's
lots of chainsaws, and they go, okay, stick to that.
If anything else. My brain is like, shut up, dumb ass,
because I can't keep a secret.

Speaker 5 (02:08:57):
But it's not like it's not like a Texas chainsaw
massacre horror movie.

Speaker 10 (02:09:01):
No, no, no, no, it's fun man, It's a fun okay.

Speaker 1 (02:09:07):
TV show. All right?

Speaker 5 (02:09:10):
Now for Thanksgiving? For Thanksgiving, are you doing any grilling out.

Speaker 1 (02:09:16):
By proxy?

Speaker 5 (02:09:18):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:09:19):
It's kind of Uh.

Speaker 10 (02:09:22):
I'm torn between smoking one a turkey and cooking one traditionally,
Like I have in my head that I want my
turkey to look like the one in planes, trains and
automobiles when they open the oven and it's perfect. Like
in my head, I have to cook that one in
the oven, but it takes like twelve hours because I
can't stop basing it, like I keep opening the door. Yeah,

(02:09:44):
it's like ooh looking at it. Yeah, And uh so
I don't know, man, I'm still up in the air.
But we got a revolving door of people, and I
actually wrote a Country Fried take about it.

Speaker 1 (02:09:56):
Let's go I have no idea, Let's go on. Yeah man, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:09:59):
So it's Thanksgiving week. The hustle and bustle of the
holiday season is upon us. And when we think of Thanksgiving,
we think of turkey pie and getting together with family
and friends. It's a time of reflection and remembering all
we have to be thankful for. But the holiday is
actually more than that. It's a holiday that began when

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the Quakers left England for being unable to exercise their
religious rights without being burned at the stake and taxation
without representation, so they came to America to find freedom.
They got here ran into Native Americans that at first
didn't want them here, but the settlers made good with them.
Thanks to some hyjaints by Snoopy and Woodstock, they all

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became friends. Ah They shared their knowledge of farming, hunting, firearms,
liquor opportunities in the casino business, basically the same conversations
Rednecks have been having at the table ever since. The
story does leave a lot of unanswered questions, though, like
didn't Woodstock feel betrayed after getting them all to the table,

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and they celebrated by eating a bird a and Snoopy
was on the ship with them. He knew they were
losing their minds from starvation and mesothelioma and polio or.

Speaker 1 (02:11:12):
Whatever they had.

Speaker 10 (02:11:14):
Even Charlie Brown was like, come over here, my little buddy,
and lay on this piece of bread.

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
It got nuts.

Speaker 10 (02:11:21):
And you know, they didn't have vegans back then for
obvious reasons, because they hadn't invented vespas or nose rings. Plus,
people didn't have time to sit and listen to your
stories about a corn sandwich. They were too busy trying
not to die. Can you imagine sitting at the table
with the Chief and his warriors blood paint on their face.

(02:11:43):
A week earlier, they scalped your buddy, Mike, and they
looked down the table at him and asked, HI, excuse me,
was any of this cooked and beef broth? I don't
do meat products. I get my protein from chickpeas. It's
really just as filling and it doesn't accept my tongue
or give me.

Speaker 1 (02:12:00):
A rash on my bottom.

Speaker 10 (02:12:02):
And the Chief is like, nah, man, you're good.

Speaker 1 (02:12:05):
Just relax and enjoy that bowl of mic.

Speaker 10 (02:12:09):
I love that one. And I'm not sure how much
you paid attention to Charles Schultz's documentary on Thanksgiving, but
when you watch it, he had Franklin sitting on a
lawn chair at the dinner table, which I think was
also the day the Quakers and the Native Americans were
introduced to hot sauce. All right, Franklin was always my favorite.

(02:12:33):
He didn't say much, but I like to think he
did try to warn the Native Americans, like, hey man,
these Quakers are crazy. All they eat is oatmeal. They
moved into the woods dressed like they're in a Charles
Dickens book. The men actually wear black capri dress pants,
and the smartest ones are a dog and a bird.

Speaker 1 (02:12:53):
You cool, if I say with y'all.

Speaker 10 (02:12:57):
Anyway, that tradition of everyone coming together to be thankful
has been passed down for hundreds of years, and some
of us have families that are just as complicated as
the first Thanksgiving. Fistfights, weird clothes, mixing jello and bananas, cravy,
you can hang wallpaper with let's face it, it's weird,
but at its core, it's a time to be thankful.

(02:13:18):
So this year I'm gonna be like Franklin.

Speaker 1 (02:13:21):
That's right.

Speaker 10 (02:13:22):
I'm bringing my own lawn chair. I'm just gonna overeat,
watch the chaos, and be thankful for the little things.
I for want. Have treated my body like an amusement
park for fifty years, so I'm thankful just to be
above ground. And no matter how jacked up our table
of misfits are, they're mine misfits. And since I brought
my own lawn chair, when it gets weird, I got

(02:13:42):
something to sit on in the backyard. I'm Reno Callinger
and that's my country Friede.

Speaker 8 (02:13:47):
Thank you, happy, Thanks, Yeah, guys, and we'll look forward
to seeing your show sometime in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (02:13:53):
Right, love it? Yeah, that's close. Okay, Thanks, we'll talk
to you.

Speaker 10 (02:13:59):
I'd be thanks to everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:14:03):
Uh Jaine saws Huh what if we'll we be juggling them? Yeah,
that'd be fun. Uh now speaking of great things deep
for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (02:14:12):
Of course?

Speaker 8 (02:14:12):
Uh after Thanksgiving, maybe a little too much turkey. Time
to a switch gears and go back to the good
old days of steak.

Speaker 1 (02:14:17):
Yes, yeah, enough of that. Uh yardbird, the big yard bird.
Yardbird is traficially chicken, but uh turkeys, No, no, please continue, It's.

Speaker 5 (02:14:32):
Just the Jeff Becky a Yardbirds or the Jimmy Page
or the Eric Clapton.

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I can't wait. I really enjoyed, enjoyed meeting Robby. We're
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Sorry, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy,
my chick Jess. At the Silent Insurance News desk, there's
Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's a Cosby.
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Speaker 9 (02:19:06):
Previously unknown organ works by Johann sebastian Bach have been
presented and performed for the first time in three hundred
and twenty years. The BBC reports the musical pieces were
initially found in nineteen ninety two by Peter Woolney.

Speaker 1 (02:19:22):
Critics called it messy and unlistenable.

Speaker 9 (02:19:24):
The researcher of the German composer and musician. He spent
the next thirty years confirming the identity of the long
lost pieces.

Speaker 1 (02:19:32):
Oddly enough, there's a duet with Tupac. Isn't that something? Oh?
What you want to hear a little bit of it?

Speaker 7 (02:19:38):
Well?

Speaker 9 (02:19:39):
They were recently performed by Dutch organist Ton Koopman at
the Saint Thomas Church in Leiptig, where Bach was born.
We're buried there, we go.

Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
Don't care for it.

Speaker 12 (02:19:58):
Is?

Speaker 1 (02:19:59):
This isn't what it sounds like. I play my organ
you know what I mean? Here's the bass? Pretty cool,
pretty cool?

Speaker 9 (02:20:09):
No, it's awful.

Speaker 1 (02:20:10):
I'm actually kind of a sucker for that. Oh yeah,
the right in the right Barke sort of.

Speaker 9 (02:20:17):
More than any of you. I listened to classical music.
I'm sure, what do you use?

Speaker 8 (02:20:21):
It's not Barke. If it's not, I was going to
go there touring this summer. They are, Yeah, yeah, Bach
Turner over Drive.

Speaker 1 (02:20:34):
Get back, Get back, tour, get get on. You're actually
going out with a boy band. I heard Chris Backstreet back,
all right, that's not funny.

Speaker 9 (02:20:49):
I'd like to hear some good music from you, Pat.

Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
Good music.

Speaker 8 (02:20:55):
It's somewhat confusing since you're not coughing up the answer
where you're going to be spending your thanks I'm being
very going back to Pennsylvania to your roots? Are you
going to be going to someone else's house? Are you
going to Ohio?

Speaker 1 (02:21:07):
I am weighing all options. I see. Yeah, I'm looking
forward to the Thanksgiving though I'm not working.

Speaker 5 (02:21:12):
Do you have a Thanksgiving tribute song you'll be playing
for them?

Speaker 6 (02:21:14):
Oh? Well I have.

Speaker 12 (02:21:15):
Well, of course I've drunk an uncle, but it's alcohols
very past right now. Yeah, you know Hooperman, the Great,
the podcaster, he's very anti alcohol. The kids are not
drinking as much. Liquor sales are down, so what's making a.

Speaker 5 (02:21:30):
Huge That's why a move to make with friends like
these do not take a pause for a breath, Pat,
don't do it.

Speaker 12 (02:21:40):
So what we're seeing now is a lot of our
uncles are smoky uncles all high. Thanksgiving had only seventeen.
The gummy bears and brownie squares are filled with THC.
You know who's responsible for our intoxication. Sn Dad's younger
brother stoned at every occasion, Smoke Uncle, ate up all

(02:22:01):
the pie. Mom is really pissed. Look at that bastard's eyes.
Smoke Uncle man, he's really fried. Every twenty minutes he
goes to smoke outside.

Speaker 1 (02:22:12):
Every one, men, that's all. He goes to smoke outside.

Speaker 12 (02:22:16):
I'm an uncle now, and I have lots of nephews
and nieces. I give him a little puff and the
giggling increases. We play some video games, go outside and
smoke some weed. Blastom gnarly tunes by stoopte O, double Gee.

Speaker 10 (02:22:29):
Smoke Uncle.

Speaker 12 (02:22:31):
One in every family. In a trio of brodthers, the
odds are one in three. My brother Jim is a painter.
Jack's a private eye with bloodshot eyes. We Eliza three
of us high.

Speaker 1 (02:22:44):
They realize.

Speaker 12 (02:22:46):
Smokey Uncle in an altered state.

Speaker 1 (02:22:50):
The dinner is a two wall tree of us are late.

Speaker 12 (02:22:53):
Smoke key Uncle with a skunky like aroma. Even Grandpa's
high on account of his pacama, even on account of.

Speaker 1 (02:23:04):
All right, thank you very much, that was a good song,
very much. So the alcohol consumption is.

Speaker 9 (02:23:14):
Down, yeah, because they've got all these other options.

Speaker 1 (02:23:18):
Neurotoxic and yeah, and there's just a lot of stuff
coming out about it. But who's to say. I know,
I still enjoy a nip or two instead of who's
this guy? This is steroids, John, I'll tell him. Okay,
I've been I've been trying to warn you.

Speaker 8 (02:23:37):
Once again that Josh Josh bronchitis and he's on the
last day of a flight of steroids.

Speaker 1 (02:23:42):
If you will, I'm not a fan boy. I appreciate
getting you're hanging in there. Yeah, thank you. Okay, you
want to tear your skin and you said and do
silly voices all day. I enjoyed this.

Speaker 9 (02:23:55):
Your cat loves it.

Speaker 1 (02:23:56):
You know who doesn't. Other people at the groceries. Excuse me, ma'am,
I parked my car. Oh you look good, mister Brown
and Serve rolls though it's a mess. Yeah, you have
a very bread on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 6 (02:24:17):
I do.

Speaker 1 (02:24:17):
Yeah, I love them many, but it's on Thanksgiving for me.
It's Brown and Serve.

Speaker 9 (02:24:21):
Those are the traditional Brown and Server. Absolutely Grandma used
to have.

Speaker 1 (02:24:25):
Yep. Did they have little the little edges, the creases
on the top.

Speaker 5 (02:24:29):
Yeah, are those the ones you come in the canistry,
you whack it in the sun.

Speaker 1 (02:24:34):
Of those are biscuits, Yeah, I mean those grands any
kind of those biscuits, croissants all great. Hawaiian rolls great,
but for Thanksgiving, I want the brown and in fact,
my my brothers all insist on it. I took a
picture of the brown and serve rolls I purchased. Send
them to my brother.

Speaker 9 (02:24:50):
He send that picture to me because I got to
pick up some rolls I need to. Well, sometimes I
go with Hawaiian and I'm just I'm not feeling it.

Speaker 1 (02:24:58):
The shop Grandma would in a big basket with a towel.

Speaker 9 (02:25:02):
Yes, you wrap them in a towel, yeah, keep them warm.

Speaker 1 (02:25:06):
Absolutely. I was always a little nervous about the towel.
So maybe you can do one of your impressions with
the towel your head.

Speaker 5 (02:25:18):
They've asked me to not do those impressions at the
dinner table anymore. My nieces and nephews, two of them
are in college, so they don't bring you.

Speaker 1 (02:25:26):
Yeah, familiar with thanks.

Speaker 9 (02:25:32):
The International Space Station in the news today. They recently enjoyed.
This story makes me so angry. I'll tell you why.
Recently enjoyed a movie night two hundred and sixty miles
above Earth. NASA astronaut Johnny Kim shared a photo of
the ISS cabin dimmed, the projector screen set up other
astronauts watching a film and micro gravity.

Speaker 1 (02:25:54):
Let the lights dim. I'm Johnny camp.

Speaker 9 (02:25:56):
The photo is captioned with quote, we work hard on
the space station, but we also like to relax together.
Sometimes we do movie nights in space. Now, what would
be the obvious question here?

Speaker 1 (02:26:07):
What movie? Watch? Nowhere?

Speaker 9 (02:26:10):
Could I find what movie they were wanting?

Speaker 1 (02:26:11):
Oh, that's huge, that's unfortunately, yes, alien man, that would
be a creepy one.

Speaker 9 (02:26:18):
I was zooming in on the screen on his Instagram
trying to figure out from the scene what it was.

Speaker 1 (02:26:24):
No idea, gravity.

Speaker 9 (02:26:27):
Popcorn they I don't know the answer to that either.

Speaker 1 (02:26:31):
See there you go.

Speaker 7 (02:26:33):
All that.

Speaker 9 (02:26:33):
You really can't see what There's another picture that's on
Instagram that's a little easier to see, but I mean
there's no way of knowing.

Speaker 5 (02:26:40):
And they're tethered down so they're not floating on that's
all that always. Let's see they're zooming into the screen here,
so we can try to figure out what.

Speaker 1 (02:26:46):
The move is like another theater. Yeah, it's hard to say.
It's a movie of people watching movie.

Speaker 9 (02:26:51):
But it's like, come on, Johnny, if you're listening, Johnny
cam up in the iss, please send us what you're watching.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
Come on. Okay, that's a shame. It's they're watching it
ends with us. That's that's no good. Lively, that's a
bad movie. Oh that thing? Oh god?

Speaker 9 (02:27:11):
Yeah, they do you watch that?

Speaker 1 (02:27:14):
Yeah? I think Tom's in the theater. I took the
girls to see it. Wow, that's an interesting choice. Yeah,
I didn't know what it was. I didn't know what
it was. How would I know? That's that's his defense.
Ten seconds of research.

Speaker 9 (02:27:27):
Maybe you look up a movie before you take a cab. Well,
who took his kids to Bad Santas?

Speaker 1 (02:27:32):
That makes more sense because you know, hey, let's go
see Bad Sanda. That sounds like, and you took your boys.
I bet you guys had a blast. Sure, that's a
rough one that I had no idea.

Speaker 9 (02:27:47):
Dolly Parton teaming up with the Tennessee and travel Stop
to rebrand and revitalize its flagship Cornorsville, Tennessee location under
the new name Dolly's Tennessee and travel Stone.

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
All right. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:28:00):
The first rebranded location scheduled to be completed by early
summer twenty twenty six. Additional locations will be announced at
a later date.

Speaker 1 (02:28:09):
It's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (02:28:10):
Yeah, it is Dolly's great. Everybody loves her.

Speaker 1 (02:28:13):
Sure do you see that? Did I put the picture there?

Speaker 5 (02:28:16):
No?

Speaker 8 (02:28:17):
It's the machine, the vending machine, the coke of many colors.
It's that they're theming the early songs. So well, I thought, okay,
how about this one. The place is gonna not do
great business because they're only.

Speaker 1 (02:28:35):
Open nine to five.

Speaker 8 (02:28:37):
See now they're they're gonna they're gonna lose money. They're
putting it in the grand tee tons. So well, they're
naturally from the distance, you see the giant.

Speaker 1 (02:28:45):
Would you guys like to broadcast from Dollywood? It'd be fun.
Let's do it. Doesn't they have some good rollercoasters? It
seemed they seem to. Yeah, wouldn't you think that Dolly
Parton music would be playing twenty four? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, fine,
you can go. We can go see the Hall of Dolly's.

(02:29:07):
It's just animatronics of her throughout the years. Oh yes,
Dolly Hall, Dolly Hall. Is there a Jolene museum or
oh god, uh, there's hey, guess who learned a new
title of one of Dolly's songs. Yeah, it was to.

Speaker 9 (02:29:29):
We Have Time You're well aware of it because of
Miley Cyrus or because of Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (02:29:34):
I know, because of Dolly Partner the famous thing where
you slow it down. Oh yes, great song.

Speaker 9 (02:29:40):
A woman in Thailand shock temple's staff when she started
moving in her coffin after being brought in for cremation.

Speaker 1 (02:29:45):
I bet that was shocking.

Speaker 9 (02:29:47):
What Prong Hong Tom Buddhist temple in the province what's
her name? Not the bury, that's the name of the
temple hosted a video of a woman moving her arms
and head from a white coffin in the back of
a pit cup truck. The temple's manager told the Associated
Bress that the sixty five year old woman's brother said
his sister had long been bedridden and recently appeared to

(02:30:09):
stop breathing. He brought his sister to the temple for cremation,
and while being told he would need a death certificate,
they heard knocking from the coffin.

Speaker 1 (02:30:20):
She's dead.

Speaker 9 (02:30:24):
The woman was later taken to a nearby hospital and
I followed up. Apparently the temple is going to pay
for her medical expenses as well.

Speaker 1 (02:30:34):
Her brother.

Speaker 8 (02:30:34):
Her brother didn't bother getting a doctor. This is the
kind of guy that leaves the game before. Yeah, there's
the score is tied, there's three minutes left, championships in
the lines. He wants to get up for the parking
serious out there.

Speaker 1 (02:30:49):
Oh, you got to get started, everybody. The coffin was
in the back of a pickup truck.

Speaker 9 (02:30:53):
Yeah, that's right there.

Speaker 1 (02:30:54):
The Old Appalachians sounds like the deluxe package.

Speaker 9 (02:30:59):
Okay, I hope she gets better.

Speaker 1 (02:31:02):
That's awful. So if you go to a crematorium, don't
you need to have some paperwork.

Speaker 9 (02:31:09):
That's what they said. They needed a death certificate. They
wouldn't just just.

Speaker 5 (02:31:12):
Walk up and uh, hey, be girlf you don't wake
her up. They don't jozzle the coffin. The patent office
is full of inventions that you can manipulate from inside
a coffin in case you're still alive.

Speaker 1 (02:31:25):
Oh sure. The bells, the bells up at the top.

Speaker 9 (02:31:27):
Of the That is one of my biggest fears in life,
face ring a bell.

Speaker 1 (02:31:32):
That's where that comes from. They say that eighty percent
of people who are buried are still a lot. Oh god, Yeah,
it's a real problem. And what's that? Wor's the source
on that?

Speaker 5 (02:31:41):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:31:42):
Internet dot com?

Speaker 8 (02:31:44):
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Speaker 5 (02:33:48):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Christy Lee,
There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold, Hi Ace comsby I'm
Chick McGhee. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGhee.

Speaker 8 (02:33:59):
Yeah, we have time to check in with Christy Leaf
for a couple of quick important news stories that we
missed anything.

Speaker 9 (02:34:04):
Oh, this is a sweet story. A senior couple recently
tied the knot in the YMCA where they first met.
According to KMOVTV, eighty two year old Edward LaRue that's
in Saint Louis, met seventy eight year old Marlon Marlene
Parsons during a water aerobics class at the Maryville YMCA.

(02:34:24):
Familiar with that, The pair went on their first tate
in December twenty twenty three, and mister LaRue proposed in
August the following year, after getting married by their aquatics director.
In the pool where they met, the couple had their
first dance in the water.

Speaker 1 (02:34:39):
Oh how old is she?

Speaker 9 (02:34:41):
She's seventy eight, he's eighty two.

Speaker 1 (02:34:45):
I don't want to take this one for me. I'm
interested to know where you're at. Yeah, me too. Where
are you going with this?

Speaker 10 (02:34:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:34:51):
She'll be wet on a honeymoon. Marry me, Ernie, What
do you mean we can't have kids? They drove away
in a boat with a sign cans tied to the back,
just just marinated.

Speaker 1 (02:35:13):
That's sweet.

Speaker 9 (02:35:14):
It's very sweet.

Speaker 1 (02:35:15):
The potato they are. Well, he's got a tuck shot
standing in the pool. I mean it's like a tuck sweatshirt,
tucks t shirt.

Speaker 5 (02:35:22):
Yeah, he's got got one of those. Not a bowler hats.

Speaker 1 (02:35:28):
Derby's so sweet, very sweet. She looks pretty darn good
for seventy eight MARKO for my polls.

Speaker 10 (02:35:38):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:35:41):
Here, no here, it is first morning after the honeymoon.
Good morning.

Speaker 9 (02:35:49):
An Iowa man arrested for indecent exposure said he was
just trying to add some excitement to his blah life.

Speaker 1 (02:35:55):
Yeah, is this wrong?

Speaker 9 (02:35:58):
According to criminal complaints, thirty year old Dane and Airy,
I was bored, so I took it out. Was seen
standing against the rear of his twenty twelve Chevy and.

Speaker 1 (02:36:07):
Pala pretty shop.

Speaker 9 (02:36:08):
Huh, with his pants and underwear were moved to his
ankles and shirt lifted to casually expose his gentle upcoming traffic.

Speaker 1 (02:36:16):
He's got his pants all the way down.

Speaker 9 (02:36:17):
Yeah, suburban Iowa City. This allegedly occurred on two different occasions.

Speaker 1 (02:36:22):
Look it.

Speaker 9 (02:36:23):
When questioned hawk if I mourning, the man explained that
quote This behavior was fulfilling as excitement that was currently
missing in his blah life.

Speaker 1 (02:36:34):
Chevy and Palette Tom.

Speaker 9 (02:36:36):
Yes twenty twelve, he was arrested by authorities in Johnson
County transferred to state prison after allegedly violating his probations
Johnson County.

Speaker 1 (02:36:45):
Come on, what else you gonna do?

Speaker 10 (02:36:46):
And he was.

Speaker 1 (02:36:47):
Violating his probation? Yeah, this guy he wanted to go,
he did.

Speaker 8 (02:36:52):
Yeah, this guy's got a friend in prison. But he
had his pants all the way down. That isn't the
traditional way to do it, isn't.

Speaker 9 (02:36:59):
I don't know if you're over the age of eight,
are you supposed to just put it out and between
the you're.

Speaker 5 (02:37:05):
Supposed to be able to attach it to your knees. Right,
So it looks like you have pants on and then
the top shirt and then but a rain coats flass
flash classic flashing is the raincoat and then you and
then yeah, you have you have pants that.

Speaker 1 (02:37:22):
Are pants and shoes. It looks like you wearing pants.

Speaker 5 (02:37:24):
Yeah, the pants aren't really pants. It just goes from
like the upper thigh down there. They're maybe a nice
half shirt up here. You have to tape a mod
or something.

Speaker 9 (02:37:34):
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Why
wouldn't you just wear chaps?

Speaker 1 (02:37:38):
Then you could do that chaps.

Speaker 9 (02:37:40):
You could wear chaps under a.

Speaker 5 (02:37:41):
Raincoats if you just wanted to show off your buns.

Speaker 9 (02:37:45):
Well, if fronts still open, the.

Speaker 1 (02:37:47):
Chaps they are, I got you.

Speaker 9 (02:37:50):
It seems like a lot more. It seems like it'd
be a lot easier than trying to tape.

Speaker 1 (02:37:53):
I think it's about It's about it. It's about the journey. Christy.

Speaker 5 (02:37:57):
You can take a pair of pants, cutting off the
lower fifth ten inches and then taping them just.

Speaker 1 (02:38:02):
Above your knee.

Speaker 5 (02:38:04):
If they the cop come rolling by, it looks like
you're just a guy standing never actually didn't.

Speaker 8 (02:38:09):
They used to call am my Crookden saying before they
had elastic on socks, and they called them braces.

Speaker 1 (02:38:15):
Oh those weird old timey Yeah, yeah, not in this country.

Speaker 13 (02:38:20):
They were like suspenders, yes, for like halfway up your calf.
And then they were yeah, yeah, brace is one on
your teeth? No, I'm serious, And I know I've always
wondered what those were called. I think that's what they're called.

Speaker 1 (02:38:33):
Is that essentially what a garter belt was for to
keep your keep stockings.

Speaker 9 (02:38:37):
Up your stockings, stocking They didn't have a last pantose
back then.

Speaker 10 (02:38:42):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (02:38:44):
Yeah, there are little devices to keep your socks from sagging.

Speaker 9 (02:38:48):
What are they called?

Speaker 1 (02:38:50):
Your father must have worn though I don't know. I
don't not when I was alone. You probably didn't feel them,
but he wore them.

Speaker 6 (02:38:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:38:58):
He's in a wheelchair, right, Yeah he had pully or
was he? Yeah? No, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can
you feel a pin sticking in your.

Speaker 5 (02:39:05):
Here's the thing right now, if I was in a
wheelchair for some malady, I think I would get better
and not tell anyone and continue to be shoved around everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:39:14):
I think I'd like to be delightful. I would never
have to get up.

Speaker 5 (02:39:18):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:39:20):
Yeah, well that's how you do it, Christy, that's the
classic way to do it.

Speaker 10 (02:39:23):
I had that.

Speaker 1 (02:39:24):
Yeah, I had no idea either.

Speaker 9 (02:39:26):
Is that in a movie or something that you saw once?

Speaker 1 (02:39:28):
Do you think there are women flas? There aren't any
women flash? There must be, yeah, but you're right. You
never hear about them.

Speaker 5 (02:39:35):
No, they were common from the late eighteen hundreds through
the mid twentieth century.

Speaker 1 (02:39:39):
We women flash with formal dress.

Speaker 8 (02:39:41):
No, these things, they would they would go just above
the below your knee, but at the top of your calf.

Speaker 1 (02:39:46):
Right, what year is this? As we set a record
for the oldest mentioned.

Speaker 10 (02:39:49):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (02:39:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:39:50):
They said to the mid twentieth century. To them, so
imagine it's like a.

Speaker 1 (02:39:56):
How do I explain it? So the nineteen forty So
the bulk.

Speaker 8 (02:39:58):
Of your calf will hold it up, and then you
clips to the tops of your socks. They were called
sock braces, sometimes called sock guarters.

Speaker 1 (02:40:07):
Guarters. Yeah, listen to this. Check one to know if
there were female flashers Dateline, Branson, Missouri. Branson police have
arrested the infamous quote Highway sixty five flasher, a one
hundred two year old woman, of repeatedly exposing herself to
passing drivers. Wow to what were shed? And there's here's

(02:40:38):
a woman accused of flashing inmates while in a jail
parking lot. That that's poking the beehive, isn't it.

Speaker 10 (02:40:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:40:48):
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